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Not blowing my own trumpet, but I don't normally go for MILFS, as I can get a lot of them on a freebie basis.
Tried the MILF party at LMP few weeks ago, and I was converted.
Had a great time. Lovely ladies, eager to please.
I was hoping to keep it a secret, by not directing traffic there on a Monday.
But alas. All good things come to an end.
Hope someone thinks of a similar theme for a Monday.Hi Jojosun.
It was a difficult decision but after a great deal of thought and discussion, I have come to the decision to cease running the Monday MILF parties.
Many of you will be aware that the parties were started a couple of years ago and run, not by me, but by T & T. As well as running the MILF events, T&T have their own careers and have found it increasingly difficult to juggle the two.
Though only running one day a week, the MILF parties are quite time consuming to organise and T & T have reached the point where they cannot commit the time to run them.
The regular parties operate 5 days a week and with Moss only doing background work, I am unable to take over the Milfs myself and maintain the standards that LMP stand for, working 6 days a week is just too much. This is why I have, with regret, taken this decision.
I know that the MILF parties have many fans who will be disappointed and for this I am truly sorry. I would like to thank everyone who supported them and hope they join us on the regular parties. Most of all I would like to thank the lovely ladies who made the parties successful.
Hugs and kisses
Emma.
Xx.
PS who knows what the future holds may be MILFs well may be back!
how comes do you fear to meet your boss?
is he mongering? bionic,
how do you know peeteepeet's boss isn't a she?
and if it is a she, perhaps he suspects she's got a little bored and decided to turn her hobby into a part-time earner.
after all, she wouldn't have got to be the boss without having a nose for a decent (or even indecent) financial opportunity.
or maybe he noticed a saucy glint in her eye when she suddenly started clocking off early on mondays and his feverish imagination conjured up a vision of her (a la catherine deneuve in belle de jour) as a participant in lmp's milfy monday sessions.
vg.
Hi, just want to ask if LMPt closes in agust?
I will be traveling thru London in agust and would hate to miss out of going to LMP.
I you closein August I must change my travel plans.
Hi, just want to ask if LMPt closes in agust?
I will be traveling thru London in agust and would hate to miss out of going to LMP.
I you closein August I must change my travel plans.Hi hun.
LMP will be closed for two weeks. Exact dates have not been decided, however, traditionally we do close last week in August and first week in September.
Will keep you all posted with the exact dates.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
Xx
Hi hun.
LMP will be closed for two weeks. Exact dates have not been decided, however, traditionally we do close last week in August and first week in September.
Will keep you all posted with the exact dates.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
XxYess!
Thank you Emma.
That made my day. I will be in London for a few days sometims between 4th to 19th of August.
Wow I'm looking forward to attend LMP.
Hopefuly one regular party and one MILF and then I can die happy.
Hi Emma,
I plan to visit London between 14 June to 18 June 2011 and wanted to know if you any programme during these days? Please provide me with full details of the programme along with charges. Also pl. Pm me the website address so that I can view the ladies photos.
Hope to receive your quick reply.
Warm regards.
Marad Raj
Hi Emma,
I plan to visit London between 14 June to 18 June 2011 and wanted to know if you any programme during these days? Please provide me with full details of the programme along with charges. Also pl. Pm me the website address so that I can view the ladies photos.
Hope to receive your quick reply.
Warm regards.
Marad RajMarad,
LMP runs parties tuesdays though to saturdays each week, so not sure without looking at a calendar what days you are in town. All the details about charges etc are on website with girls photos, which is
http://www.ladymarmalade-parties.com/home/
Also worth reading the forum on the website whih will probably answer a lot of questions you might have.
Have a great time.
WB
Hi Emma,
I plan to visit London between 14 June to 18 June 2011 and wanted to know if you any programme during these days? Please provide me with full details of the programme along with charges. Also pl. Pm me the website address so that I can view the ladies photos.
Hope to receive your quick reply.
Warm regards.
Marad RajHi Hun.
I think Wilts boy has answered you and I have already covered the same points in response to your email to me.
Look forward to welcoming you to a party very soon.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
Xx
Tempoecorto
05-26-11, 16:08
Talking about LMP!
I was in London over this last weekend and learning about the parties in this forum tried to set something up. Unfortunately, it was a Sunday and while I had the whole day, LMP like the rest of the city was taking a break. Fortunately, I came across a new place, so far not mentioned here. London Adult Party Club. If you google the name, you would come up with their website.
I had called John on the phone number given on the site, on Sunday morning itself and he gave me the directions to this apartment.
My personal experiences in Europe are really in the FKKs in Germany and any of you with that experience will be disappointed as this place was small. With one bedroom to play. But I really liked John, who came across as a "nice guy". In addition, the three girls were reasonably good. There were two Brazilian women and one Vietnamese. The guest numbered only 3 and so availability wise, it was good. The problem (if one could call it that) , the two Brazilian women were yakking continuously between the two of them and even in the middle of. You know what. Were they jaded and perhaps bored? Perhaps. Fortunately, as I understand a bit of their language language, speaking Spanish and Italian, I cracked up several times with their exchanges (which obviously meant the brain had to withdraw re-direct blood elsewhere.) as I was thrusting away. When one girl said to the other: "let me concentrate". I was particularly fond of this woman, named Janie. The other was Valentina who had a silicone job. Something that I do not care for at all. The Brazilians also did not get into BB which the Vietnamese woman did.
There were some sandwiches and cold drinks which people partook of, during the intermissions. The Brazilian girls were lovely in that they were the ones who prepared the sandwiches. Ham and cheese. I in the meantime was chatting with the Vietnamese woman. Recounting my impression of her land and while that set up the background well for one more final encounter, one guest took her away and kept her engaged until I was done with the other two. C'est la vie!
Overall, barring the space restriction, the so-so food, I would go back to this place. John was very nice and kind and the women, while not paragons of beauty (as if I am any better!) , had excellent attitudes. As many of the pros would acknowledge, give me positive attitude any day over beauty! Against, the London sceneario for hired women, the three hours at John's in mutual respect and enjoyment worked for me and hopefully would for you, too!
Nicholai Hel
05-29-11, 09:54
I've been to LMP twice. I must say it's one of the best experiences you can find in Europe. Girls are nice, people are friendly. In my first time I had 5 pops and in the second one 4 pops. The place is full of sex and it's hard not to be turned on. As many other people may have said, if you want true GFE it's not the place to be. It's rather mechanic sex with not much kissing and fondling and extra stuff but even then it's like heaven!
Somethings I remember from my visits there:
* Never had the chance to play with two girls as in my sessions there were always enough guys.
* Most girls do OWO but some do it with condom, like for instance Jodi who is a very attractive girl.
* selection of girls have changed a lot as far as I can see from their website, it seems it was better before.
* I had played probably with more than 12 girls and had come with 7-8 of them.
* Renata a brazilian girl was outstanding, sometimes you connect more with some girls and with her we spoke a lot in the course of action. I even kissed her and she sucked my balls, I came once with her and fucked her really long. She had incredible body, incredible.
* jewels does porn but don't expect to do porn stuff on her. I tried to make her suck my fingers once but she didn't do it, and they don't let much spanking and stuff like that. I banged her probably three times though, she's really sexy.
* some girls take off their high heels which is probably more comfortable for them but it's less sexier.
* lena, I guess her name was Lena gave me one a great blowjob, I guess she was even ready to let me come in her mouth but I couldn't. I didn't see CIM, COF at LMP rather girls make you come on their tits. I felt like she'd let me but wh knows.
* there was gabriella, a big ass sexy Brazilian, I fucked her doggy style while some stinky dude was having a blow job. Yes you must be ready that some people stink. I showered everytime after I came even though I don't stink much at all, it was rather for my own hygiene. I once came on Gabriella. For instance she had really big feet. High heels turn me on a lot. I don't like seeing big feet while fucking a lady doggystyle.
* there was one british girl or at least she claimed to be british. I fucked her only once but I regret not having spent much time with her. She could be tiffany but I'm really not sure. She was really beautiful, with nice make-up high heels on, smelled great! How can't I remember her name! She's probably no longer working as I Can't see her pix in the site anymore.
* Jennifer, a brazilian, she was also a smiley nice girl. Gave me a nice blowjob.
* Danielle a bit cold, she also claimed to be british. Fucked her doggy, mechanic.
* Antonia, don't remember where she's from. She's sexy but a bit less nice looking than her pix. I kissed her while I'm coming.
* a lot of DATY goes on, but I don't like that much.
* finally Sarah, a mature woman with tattoos all over her body. Somehow when I remember LMP, I remember her! She had gorgeous pix in the website. I don't know why I find her so sexy but she seemed to give real GFE. I saw her fucking with another guy really passionately and finally close to the end of the session an older dude was banging her side doggy and I joined them. I gave mine to her mouth and man it was a great blowjob! Maybe it was the fact that this older dude was slowly fucking her in the meantime that I was sooo turned on! Her tattoos are really nice and she sucked the shit out of me. Not typical to LMP, I gave her my balls, swallow my liquids, make her lick my fingers. I had come 4 times by then so I was not able to come right away. But she seemed she was ready to take a CIM or COF. I was fondling her tits and her ass and the older dude told me to be a bit slower as I was being a little bit harsh. But Sarah was incredible. The dude told me whether I want to fuck her but I was so happy making her simply eat me. I was standing I bended down and licked her tongue and gave her mouth a small spit. Then the older dude went to fuck some other girl and I fucked Sarah doggy-style and finished off with her. It's a pity she retired, I'd love to spend more time with her and maybe sometime one-on-one. She was incredible.
* there were other girls whose names I can't recall. They were all great.
* overall, LMP is a great place, safe, fun, outstanding value for price!
Highly recommended!
Nicholai Hel
05-29-11, 10:04
Hi,
Is there any chance Sarah will be back at LMP?
Thanks
Hi,
Is there any chance Sarah will be back at LMP?
ThanksHi, and thank you,
Firstly I am flattered that you thought that much of me, but slightly scared.
One of the things I have learnt to do, is always check the other posts before I reply, I am glad that I did.
Whilst I have a love of parties and being pulled about and fed cock and being rude and dirty, and pushing things to the edge, this business has a line that should never be crossed, and from what I read in your other posts, (and you might not have realised it yourself) but you crossed that line, so now, instead of telling you where you can find me, I am actually scared that you will find me,
I realise that 'you' might know where your limitations are, and you could be a very nice person to the right girl, but the girls don't how far you will take it, and will be very scared.
I enjoy what I do because of the trust and knowing that at the parties there are others to watch us, so I can let go. But if I met you again I would be on edge, sorry.
Quote. (sorry I couldn't work out the multi quote thing)
Afterwards, a shower and so on and then she started to tell me sometihng after speakingin Russian with her friend. She told there's another job and that she wants to go and make money. They'd do double with a friend of hers and she asked me not to tell to mamushka. Well I didn't see it coming and I didn't know what to say. She said she doesn't want the money for taxi; to which I said of course I'm not going to pay you that. Normally, I don't like to spend whole night with prostitutes but I already had paid her 400 yTL which is toooo much for my standards. But I said it's ok if I fuck you 2 more times. She said no you fuck me once more because all nighter includes 3 fucks. I was quite pissed off, she said lets call mamushka and ask. I said no, I didn't want to bother myself with her again asking whether I can fuck this * 3 or 4 times. It sounded really pathetic to me. She then told me she stays but I can fuck her once more. I really didn't like that. I eventually said ok fuck off but I fuck you one hour more. She said somethings called the taxi to come whatever and we started the third round.
Well, I was quite angry. I mean I wanted her to make her more money but the fact that she was asking more and more and being mean made me crazy. I said ok eventually but I took my revenge with one of the nastiest fuck she could ever get. It was hell of a Rocco style. She was a bit pissed off too but couldn't say much. I sat on her face and make her eat my ass and afterwards a long blowjob which was nasty with a lot of spitting. I deepthroated her while cursing in turkish. I was really angry and in the thirdround I told her really nasty things; which made me even hornier. Then I started fucking her doggystyle with a lot of spanking and this * took it all. Her ass became red, her gorgeous ass. Then another position and then another. Having already came twice, I had the power to control and hold myself for quite a long time which pissed her even more because she wanted to go. And I simply fucked her more and more. Her phone was ringing again and I was really very angry this time and I told her to shut the fucking phone down and slapped her face while fucking even harder. She obliged and shut the phone down and she was also cursing to me in her language. After holding myself few times now it was diffcult for me to come and she was starting to nag. I fucked her even harder and eventually pulled the condom out to come on her face again.
Nicholai Hel
06-10-11, 23:21
Hi Sarah,
Thanks for your message. I'm a bit disappointed of what you wrote about me. But I hope my response changes your opinion about me.
You gave me a reason to defend myself after your post. I'd send you a personal message but you chose not to receive PMs therefore I respond you here.
First of all, I must admit that it was a bit harsh post which also caused some reactions back then and to which I explained myself. Here there are some more details for you. To believe them or not is your choice. Well, firstly, what made you think that I crossed the line? You quoted my post and I have to make an assumption about why you thought I crossed the line. I've never ever done anything bad to a girl or woman in my life and never ever done anything that my partner isn't into or didn't want. That's really so, here we are mostly unknown people with nicknames but you should trust me that I tell the truth because one of the last things I would want to be in my life is phony and there's no other way rather than responding to explain myself to you. That is probably why my posts are sometimes too provocative and direct. Coming back to the experience in your quote. I've been with Stella few times more after that and she liked me a lot. I was pissed off at her that night because I arranged and paid her my hard-earned money for an all night deal. But then if you read the post she wanted to go to another job. Me being a nice guy didn't call her agent and made her stay and instead just let her go because I tried to understand her situation and the fact that she wanted to make more money. But that didn't change the fact that I was pissed off. I respect her and all the woman, girls I paid or didn't pay to fuck, to have sex with and make love with. And I must admit that most of the times normal girls behave far more slutty than prostitutes. But that night Stella was being a, which wasn't a cool thing to do and didn't suit well with her personality either.
Well, anyways here comes my assumption, you think that I crossed the line because I slapped her face, if this ain't so please write why do you think I crossed the line. Well it was something in the heat of the moment, we were having wild sex and she was also pissed off at me because I was holding myself while she wanted to leave. Well I did this and this was really cool in that moment, it wasn't something done to hurt her and she was totally into it responding to me and encouraging me by licking and biting my lips, licking my fingers one by one. It wasn't like I beat her or something, which I assume you thought so. This WASNT so! This wasn't probably the coolest thing to do either but it was something between us which probably I shouldn't have shared with others here. If she said stop I'd stop, And again it wasn't for a long time but it was few slaps in the heat of the moment, plus I've been with this woman afterwards. She had no bad feelings towards me. Hasn't anyone for instance slapped your face with his cock. Obviously what you do and what you share with someone depends on their limits, that's what you said and I know what to do and when to do and to whom to do. Actually I always tell the girls that if they don't like something they tell me immediately (so no girl would be scared with me like you wrote.) I don't write this to appear like someone I'm not but I always do this and tell them to tell me if anything hurts them or bothers them. This one is a crazy woman and each time I've done something supposed to be crazy she responded I'm crazier than you and well received. That night we were a bit angry with each other and that was reflected in our wild, nasty sex. The other things, you'd maybe think extreme, I did included cursing, ass licking, spanking and spitting in her mouth, these we have done everytime I've been with her. I don't think you think those are crossing the line. If you think, please explain why you think so. If I'm with the right girl who can take these or into these then these are the most extreme stuff I'd do. BTW, Stella swallowed the remaining cum on her face at the end of this session which I didn't ask her to do and then left my place to make more money. She was totally cool with me and kissed me goodbye. So what was a normal session between us (except probably those few slaps again which she was totally cool with) sounded as if I pushed her to something she'd not like. And it was my fault because I wrote a rude and nasty post because I was pissed off with her and the fact that she left early and felt stupid to let her go. So I hope that makes it clear with respect to this experience.
I respect prostitutes a lot, really a lot because what they do is a difficult thing, really difficult. Another reason is that I really loved someone a lot back when I was a student. If you read all my posts while you were checking me you should have probably read about that. She was a very popular escort girl and I was a student. We loved each other a lot, it was an impossible love but pure love and I thought I could change the world. Hence, I know the challenges and difficulties of this. That's probably I'm actually nicer to prostitutes than a normal horny guy. Anyway this is past and there was no happy ending, I write in this forum and I'm not a saint either. The reason I write this is that it's very difficult to have fun with a client anyways. I see myself a bit different here because I'm handsome and sexy and not a typical client and that's why most of the times girls do stuff they don't do with their other clients. Sometimes I may be demanding, eventually I don't pay for sex for a missionary, however like I said I never push anyone into anything they'd not want or like (except maybe sometimes trying to convince for a COF or ass licking.) That's probably the most.). Once I've been with this girl, she didn't want to suck my balls, she only gave regular blowjob, no CIM, no COF, regular sex. She was a nice girl and we spent nice time, did I push her into something she'd not like, no. I gave her my balls she said she didn't want to lick and that was all. I'm not someone to be scared of.
You know, sometimes I watch porn and think that all the girls in the world are doing porn, all these stuff on the internet, it's really crazy. Like bukkake, all these nice beautiful girls, how can they take it even for some money which is probably not enough for such a degrading experience, I really ask the question how can they do it and how can they take it. And other stuff too, it's much more. Do I get turned on? I'm not going to lie yes I do. But do I like it? No I don't. It's really too much. I really think that's crossing the line, not me doing something special with a woman in the heat of some personal action. But 15 guys coming onto a beautiful woman's face. This is only one example and That's really crazy and I'm shocked by the fact that this and stuff like that are so widespread. I like Rocco for instance, (not much the scene he flushes the toilet pushing a gorgeous woman's head into it while fucking her doggystyle though) , and I like his passionate style. And if I'm with the right girl who can take it the most I'd do is what I've already done. Some women like the one mentioned above are a bit different and they can take more however I'm always careful about not crossing the line and not hurting a woman.
I hope I made myself clear and you changed your mind about me. The possibility that we'd ever see each other again is very very slim anyways but I'd love to and if one day that happens I'm going to show you how nice I am. BTW, from your post I understand that you haven't retired. I still remember your blowjob and how cool, sexy and elegant you were and very sensitive too. And your pix at LMP website, they were simply stunning! So will you be back at LMP? Or are you working alone and is there any chance to meet you when I'm in London for a one-on-one? You may PM for those if you wish.
However, if you still think the same about me really good luck in your life and no need to be scared about me. Plus even if we'd meet by chance I'd let you know who I am and make you decide whether you want to fuck me or not baby.
Once again many thanks for the time you have shared with me at LMP, it was great!
Good luck,
Cheers,
Nic Hel.
Hi, and thank you,
Firstly I am flattered that you thought that much of me, but slightly scared.
One of the things I have learnt to do, is always check the other posts before I reply, I am glad that I did.
Whilst I have a love of parties and being pulled about and fed cock and being rude and dirty, and pushing things to the edge, this business has a line that should never be crossed, and from what I read in your other posts, (and you might not have realised it yourself) but you crossed that line, so now, instead of telling you where you can find me, I am actually scared that you will find me,
I realise that 'you' might know where your limitations are, and you could be a very nice person to the right girl, but the girls don't how far you will take it, and will be very scared.
I enjoy what I do because of the trust and knowing that at the parties there are others to watch us, so I can let go. But if I met you again I would be on edge, sorry.
Quote. (sorry I couldn't work out the multi quote thing)
Afterwards, a shower and so on and then she started to tell me sometihng after speakingin Russian with her friend. She told there's another job and that she wants to go and make money. They'd do double with a friend of hers and she asked me not to tell to mamushka. Well I didn't see it coming and I didn't know what to say. She said she doesn't want the money for taxi; to which I said of course I'm not going to pay you that. Normally, I don't like to spend whole night with prostitutes but I already had paid her 400 yTL which is toooo much for my standards. But I said it's ok if I fuck you 2 more times. She said no you fuck me once more because all nighter includes 3 fucks. I was quite pissed off, she said lets call mamushka and ask. I said no, I didn't want to bother myself with her again asking whether I can fuck this * 3 or 4 times. It sounded really pathetic to me. She then told me she stays but I can fuck her once more. I really didn't like that. I eventually said ok fuck off but I fuck you one hour more. She said somethings called the taxi to come whatever and we started the third round.
Well, I was quite angry. I mean I wanted her to make her more money but the fact that she was asking more and more and being mean made me crazy. I said ok eventually but I took my revenge with one of the nastiest fuck she could ever get. It was hell of a Rocco style. She was a bit pissed off too but couldn't say much. I sat on her face and make her eat my ass and afterwards a long blowjob which was nasty with a lot of spitting. I deepthroated her while cursing in turkish. I was really angry and in the thirdround I told her really nasty things; which made me even hornier. Then I started fucking her doggystyle with a lot of spanking and this * took it all. Her ass became red, her gorgeous ass. Then another position and then another. Having already came twice, I had the power to control and hold myself for quite a long time which pissed her even more because she wanted to go. And I simply fucked her more and more. Her phone was ringing again and I was really very angry this time and I told her to shut the fucking phone down and slapped her face while fucking even harder. She obliged and shut the phone down and she was also cursing to me in her language. After holding myself few times now it was diffcult for me to come and she was starting to nag. I fucked her even harder and eventually pulled the condom out to come on her face again.
After not being able to make any previous parties due to times and work schedule I find myself in London tonight (bored and horny) and tomorrow night. Have booked my place in tomorrow's party so I hope I'll be OK.
Never been to one before and have no idea what to expect. Usually take me 5 weeks to recover from a pop so god knows what I'll do between 7. 05pm and 9pm.
Not taking viagra or anything as have no supplier and not sure whether it would give headaches (which I am prone to anyway)
24 hours to go)
After not being able to make any previous parties due to times and work schedule I find myself in London tonight (bored and horny) and tomorrow night. Have booked my place in tomorrow's party so I hope I'll be OK.
Never been to one before and have no idea what to expect. Usually take me 5 weeks to recover from a pop so god knows what I'll do between 7. 05pm and 9pm.
Not taking viagra or anything as have no supplier and not sure whether it would give headaches (which I am prone to anyway)
24 hours to go) Hi hun.
Looking forward to welcoming you tomorrow. Your new addiction LMP.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma,
Xx
Hi.
This is based on my first taste of the party of this kind last week. Had read a lot and must say that what I got was beyond expectation. Reached late due to incorrect direction provided (Perpahps Emma should send the map to the member before hand to avoid waste of any "productive" time) and lost precious half an hour. Most of girls were to my likings and would have done with all of them if time permitted. What I felt was the feeling of "completeness" as I now more strongly believe that for a men, a sexual satisfaction is more full feeling than anything else. Though not many will admit this openly. Emma, must thank you for meeting the mens' fantasy by providing high quality ladies at good rate with total privacy (this should never be compromised. You are more aware about this than me). I will go into details later during July when I return my home country but I was very happy and came out with full satisfactions except as mentioned above.
Emmma, you take care and hope to see you sooner than I expect. You take care baby you are too precious for us mongers!
Marad Raj
ShaneMister
06-23-11, 03:20
Guys,
Please let me know how much a LMP party will cost me in "total"? I just want to see if it's reasonable enough.
Cheers.
Shane
Hi Shane,
You have asked this question on the LMP forum and has been answered already. No need to repeat it!
Look forward to welcoming you soon.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
Xx
Hi.
This is based on my first taste of the party of this kind last week. Had read a lot and must say that what I got was beyond expectation. Reached late due to incorrect direction provided (Perpahps Emma should send the map to the member before hand to avoid waste of any "productive" time) and lost precious half an hour. Most of girls were to my likings and would have done with all of them if time permitted. What I felt was the feeling of "completeness" as I now more strongly believe that for a men, a sexual satisfaction is more full feeling than anything else. Though not many will admit this openly. Emma, must thank you for meeting the mens' fantasy by providing high quality ladies at good rate with total privacy (this should never be compromised. You are more aware about this than me). I will go into details later during July when I return my home country but I was very happy and came out with full satisfactions except as mentioned above.
Emmma, you take care and hope to see you sooner than I expect. You take care baby you are too precious for us mongers!
Marad RajHi Raj.
Thank you for writing a quick feedback and look forward to reading a detailed review.
Glad you enjoyed yourself and we all at LMP look forward to your return visits.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
Xx
Pilsnerdrinker
06-23-11, 12:15
Guys,
Please let me know how much a LMP party will cost me in "total"? I just want to see if it's reasonable enough.
Cheers.
ShaneI believe it starts at £140 then goes up depending how long you stay. It you check there website all the prices are listed there.
Monday MILF parties are £120 for two hours. The other days are £140 for two hours. No extras, that's the total cost.
Monday MILF parties are £120 for two hours. The other days are £140 for two hours. No extras, that's the total cost.I seem to recall that they had discontinued the MILF party. It was, in fact, outsourced, and that explained why it was not so good.
I seem to recall that they had discontinued the MILF party. It was, in fact, outsourced, and that explained why it was not so good.The Monday MILF parties re-started about 3-4 weeks ago.
Although had not been to any of the MILF parties for over a year, I have heard or seen any report on here, *********, the LMP forum, or any other forum to say the standard had dropped during that time though.
In case of interest, just written a longish report on LMP as part of a 'London trip' report, here. .
http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?840-London&p=1181958&viewfull=1#post1181958
I'm not in London to go that often, but this was possibly my most enjoyable one yet, at least on a par with my first LMP a good few years back. It's easy to get jaded, so rather nice when something's sufficient mind-blowing to pump extra juice into the old nerve endings.
In case of interest, just written a longish report on LMP as part of a 'London trip' report, here. .
http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?840-London&p=1181958&viewfull=1#post1181958
I'm not in London to go that often, but this was possibly my most enjoyable one yet, at least on a par with my first LMP a good few years back. It's easy to get jaded, so rather nice when something's sufficient mind-blowing to pump extra juice into the old nerve endings.Hi hun.
As always a pleasure to welcome you to the parties.
Thank you for taking time to write your feedback. Glad you enjoyed yourself and look forward to your next visit.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
Xx.
Ps girls loved the chocies xmwahx
Hi Jojosun.
It was a difficult decision but after a great deal of thought and discussion, I have come to the decision to cease running the Monday MILF parties.
Many of you will be aware that the parties were started a couple of years ago and run, not by me, but by T & T. As well as running the MILF events, T&T have their own careers and have found it increasingly difficult to juggle the two.
Though only running one day a week, the MILF parties are quite time consuming to organise and T & T have reached the point where they cannot commit the time to run them.
The regular parties operate 5 days a week and with Moss only doing background work, I am unable to take over the Milfs myself and maintain the standards that LMP stand for, working 6 days a week is just too much. This is why I have, with regret, taken this decision.
I know that the MILF parties have many fans who will be disappointed and for this I am truly sorry. I would like to thank everyone who supported them and hope they join us on the regular parties. Most of all I would like to thank the lovely ladies who made the parties successful.
Hugs and kisses
Emma.
Xx.
PS who knows what the future holds may be MILFs well may be back!Can you confirm that those parties have restarted? And if yes, whether it is run by you or outsourced?
I reported a less than optimal session some time back, especially since Iwas used to the excellent LMP management, and found that thisone was far less good. I did not know at the time that it was outsourced, hence my disappointment, which lead me to beleive that LMP standards had dropped.
I think it would be better for you as well as your clients to clarify who is running what.
Hi everybody,
I'm I and London for a few days and I decide to go for a visit in this place LMP.
I was here at 03. 30. Not too much difficult to find. After a few phone calls! . A very nice person at the reception. So, after a shower and all my clothes in a safe place, I went upstairs. A nice living room when a glass of juice ou any thing else is offer.
When I arrived in the room, only three girls on the spot.
Ater a while, and everybody was here, we had a small but very nice show (two girls).
And then, the party is on with 6 girls. Incredible, the best, difficult to believe. Just the paradise. Very nice and porfessionnal girls, and very efficient.
After an hour of exercie, I was absolutly out!
Nothing to add : everything is nice, and a lovely location and appartment.
Just ready to go back tomorrow!
Can you confirm that those parties have restarted? And if yes, whether it is run by you or outsourced?
I reported a less than optimal session some time back, especially since Iwas used to the excellent LMP management, and found that thisone was far less good. I did not know at the time that it was outsourced, hence my disappointment, which lead me to beleive that LMP standards had dropped.
I think it would be better for you as well as your clients to clarify who is running what.Hi Dreams.
As per your post I am clarifying MILF Monday situation here on ISG, however, I see your question has been answered on P+++++net.
As I mentioned before I am unable to take over the Milfs myself, working 6 days a week is just too much.
I have entrusted it to two of my long term hostesses, who are very experienced and more then capable of hostessing them to LMP's high standards.
Hope you will attend them with an open mind and enjoy.
Look forward to welcoming you to any of the LMP parties.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma
X
Hi Dreams.
As per your post I am clarifying MILF Monday situation here on ISG, however, I see your question has been answered on P+++++net.
As I mentioned before I am unable to take over the Milfs myself, working 6 days a week is just too much.
I have entrusted it to two of my long term hostesses, who are very experienced and more then capable of hostessing them to LMP's high standards.
Hope you will attend them with an open mind and enjoy.
Look forward to welcoming you to any of the LMP parties.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
XThanks for the clarification. I hope that the new hostesses have learnt from you and will do a better job than the last time I went. As one says in my country of origin;"Quand le chat and'est pas la, les souris dansent" (whent the cat is away, mice dance.)
Hello,
Yesterday was my second visit in two days in Paradaise!
I went last Monday and has a beautiful time, but yesterday was again better.
Beautiful, nice, and very freindly staff. A big thank you for every of tehm. Thanks Emma for the organisation and your professionnal behaviour.
I stayed a little more than one hour, and had a very, very nice time. It'll be too long to explain in details what's the party, but believe me, it was just a piece of paradise.
I travelled a lot around the world, but I can affirm with no doubt, that LMP is my 1th choice for ever.
I certainlybe back this week, if my heart can support it!
Thanks Emma for you and your team. Pat.
Cunning Stunt
08-03-11, 19:51
OK, so what is the Lady Marmalade experience? Is it a one-off must do which any punter worth his salt has to tick off his personal 'to do before you die' list or is it something so unique and special, that, once tasted, most other mongering experience pale in comparison?
Having recently lost my LMP cherry, my own personal jury is still out. Being quite a squeamish sort who balks at accepting sweaty seconds let alone sodden sixths, how would I react to the sharing of seven ladies amongst fourteen panting guys on one of the hottest, most humid afternoons of the summer?
Well, at least I didn't curl into the foetal position and hide in a cupboard which had occurred to me when I considered my reaction to thirteen other hairy arsed geezers with variously proportioned dangly bits competing for 14 willing orifices (I concluded early on that penetrative ass play was not on the menu but this assumption may well be totally erroneous).
But I need not have worried. The first sight of a tight bodied siren seductively beckoning me to fuck her tonsils and little head immediately took over business and we were away. This despite the fact that some early bird was getting close to a vigourish finish behind her. After which I had her to myself for all of 5 minutes which I took full advantage of in various positions and enjoying my first happy outcome of the afternoon in her skilful mouth. Hello, and thank you Antonia, you little darling.
The rest of the afternoon was a bit of a blur with all the girls figureing at one time or another and famously at the death I had five of them trying valiantly to coax more out of my poor shrivelled nuts. Its probably invidious to award medals to any particular lady but Yolanda and Izabella have to be mentioned in despatches.
The real star of the event has to be MC Emma who ensures that every man does his duty and every girl do not disappear for too long upstairs on fag breaks!
Would I go back? Probably particularly as it has to be the best value guaranteed raunchy shag to be had in this pricy town. I was briefly tempted by the £70 alternative on offer elsewhere but you get wot you pay for in this life and I suspect that the ratios are ridiculous and the girls of dubious quality, something which cannot be said of LMP's. Just don't come looking for a relaxed, GFE;).
But who the hell is Lady Marmalade?
At the advice of a previous poster, I visited the LMP night before last. What a fun, unique and exceptionally good value this experience is.
I've often heard of and been intrigued by the sex party scene and prior to the other night had never been to one. I can see where this might not be for everyone, but if you're looking for something different than the usual one on one and seek a great value for your dollar then the LMP CANNOT BE BEAT!
It's located in the basement of [Private Street Address deleted by Admin] just on the north side of Hyde Park. I attended the 7p party which started promptly on time and lasted exactly 2 hours. As previously described, you're greeted by friendly people given a shower and robe and valuables placed in an envelope. The party is spread over three rooms each with two beds and chairs. You can wander from room to room observing till you find the right place and moment to join in. The girls are varied in ethnicity but all are beautiful, friendly and anxious to serve. If you've never done it before it is quite a rush to have you're balls licked by a gorgeous brazilian girl as she's being pounded from behind by another chap and at the same time the Ukranian hottie to your right is giving service to two other fellows less than a foot away. All of the guys at my party seemed to pop pretty soon after the opening bell which allows an opportunity to go upstairs for a drink, snack and rehab till returning to the fray. The two hours is a perfect interval of time to visit all of the girls to your liking without feeling rushed. It all ends in one room for the last 5-10 minutes in one big sexy mash. If Austin Powers were in town he would DEFINITELY be here!
Afterward I showered with two gorgeous girls, paid the fee and walked into the cool night air with the biggest smile my face has seen in a while. The only negative I can think of isn't much of a negative at all and that is the party is located in the basement of a building sans AC so it's a very hot and sweaty experience. Appropriate though a bit uncomfortable.
If there's a better experience to value deal in town I'd like for someone to tell me what it is. IMHO the LMP is the one to beat and I just booked my second visit tomorrow.
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Hi Mufflover,
Thank you for taking time to write such a wonderful review. The girls and I love reading them!
May I please ask you to edit your post so the address is not made public for obvious reasons. Discretion is very important.
Look forward to welcoming you time and time again.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
X
Dear Emma, my question is still unanswered?It was a bit cheeky really though wasn't it? One-hour viewing pleasure is not something LMP offers. You could strip, put a robe on like everyone else, and play hard to get for an hour and then leave, paying for a full two hours, but it would be pretty shonky. Both LMP and the genuine guests are there for a party. They don't offer or need to offer other services and it's hardly a brothel negotiating for business. The parties are full time. 6 days a week. What makes you think they want to change a successful formula to give you a thrill for a mere seventy quid?
It was a bit cheeky really though wasn't it? One-hour viewing pleasure is not something LMP offers. You could strip, put a robe on like everyone else, and play hard to get for an hour and then leave, paying for a full two hours, but it would be pretty shonky. Both LMP and the genuine guests are there for a party. They don't offer or need to offer other services and it's hardly a brothel negotiating for business. The parties are full time. 6 days a week. What makes you think they want to change a successful formula to give you a thrill for a mere seventy quid?I think Emma is the boss I need her answere on this. As far as your debate is concerned if I pay fully for an hour or two it should be my choice what I do. Its just like you go to mcdonalds pay for the food and leave without eating.
Cunning Stunt
08-22-11, 22:39
I think Emma is the boss I need her answere on this. As far as your debate is concerned if I pay fully for an hour or two it should be my choice what I do. Its just like you go to mcdonalds pay for the food and leave without eating.If you paid the full whack, I don't imagine Emma would mind, although she is so watchful and hands-on with her parties that I imagine that she would soon notice and be concerned and try and involve you in the fun. I personally would feel uncomfortable having a voyeur watching me, but I imagine others wouldn't give a shit.
Why not try Pams? That's only £70 for up to 4 hours and many end up as enforced voyeurs as the higher M / F ratio, does not permit unrestricted access to the girls as at LMP's.
Dear Emma, my question is still unanswered?Hi hun.
Apologies for my delayed response.
LMP offers recreational fun and all present enjoy themselves within their comfort zone and no one is forced to do anything they don't wish to do.
Both Christopherd and Cunning Stunt have also answered so there is really no more I can add.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma.
X
I've prompted a storm of emotions from many, when commenting on the quality of girls at LMP, based solely on their website. While Emma's fury to my less than glorious comments was understandable, I was surprised by some others that "went to battle" to defend the LMP institution. I'm certainly in favor of the institution, it is just the girls that looked less than appealing to me. So, I decided to check the place for myself, at least once.
I'll start with saying that the concept is quite good and place is run quite well. They are clean, punctual, service-oriented. I enjoyed my time at LMP overall.
Unfortunately, I have to stand by my "internet-only" initial reaction to the quality of talent at LMP. Perhaps, I want something that is hard to achieve in this business. Young, slim, model-looking passionate girls. Sadly, the place had barely average-looking, flobby-bodied ladies, some with alcohol breath. They don't do CIM or anal either (the latter is not that big of a problem for me).
To sum up. The concept is great, well-run place, good location, but missing on the most important. Hot-looking well-toned girls.
I personally will consider trying this place again, when in London again, but only after checking if new talent is present. Best, Aibolit.
Cunning Stunt
09-06-11, 14:34
They don't do CIM .Wrong there as I got CIM and very well done it was too. Flobby..lol? Wasn't my experience either. Maybe you attended the Monday MILF party?
On response to Aibolit's comment, I will add that I, too, find surprising how some frequent visitors of LMP attempt to introduce the "unwritten restrictions" of the LMP site forum to the ISG forum. For example, on the LMP site forum it is really frowned upon to compare the performance of the girls, highlight favourites, or critisise underperformers (all subjective, of course). Well, these are the rules of that particular site and so be it. However, I don't understand what makes the same people believe that the same rules apply to this forum. Last time I checked, the purpose of ISG was to exchange personal opinions about sex service providers around the globe. If this is done in a way which violates the forum's rules, the moderators intervene. I just hope that people will not be discouraged from posting their thoughts.
BTW, I am an occassional LMP visitor and I find it very good VFM, with the exception of MILF Mondays.
Just for the record. I didn't attend LMP on MILF Monday and CIM was definitely denied when I tried. Also for the record. While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do think that LMP girls are objectively unattractive. This is, of course, assuming that you find only young, slim and fresh attractive. I do think that if LMP were to upgrade its talent, it will become infinitely more appealing to people.
Aibolit
But who the hell is Lady Marmalade?If all else fails, try Wikipedia:
"Lady Marmalade" is a number #1 hit song, reaching the top spot on the Billboard Hot 100 charts two times first in 1975 and then 26 years later in 2001. First released in 1974, the song was first made famous by the girl group Labelle. Produced by Allen Toussaint,"Lady Marmalade" became a number-one hit the next year. The song is most famous for its sexually suggestive chorus of "voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?"
Kinda fits, doesn't it?
Cheers.
Euro (fan of the LMP since 2009)
Slavophile
09-08-11, 20:59
Fair enough Aibolit. I just think you should have prefaced your comments with "In MY opinion" because ultimately that's what it is.
In my opinion I think Lorena, Jewels, Antonia, Paloma and Jennifer are gorgeous. I am convinced Lorena was made by the hand of God himself.
I'm not into 18 year old jail bait girls. I like women, real women. An 18-21 year old couldn't please me in bed if they tried.
Most of the LMP girls are young, but old enough to have had the right amount of accumulated sexual experience.
They have womanly bodies. I appreciate that. Bones are for dogs, meat is for men. I like women with a healthy bit of meat on their bones. I would take a Sophia Loren at 45 years old over a Kate Moss (pic your waif) at 20 any day of the week, but that's my preference.
I have been attending parties at LMP since 2008. I have experienced CIM with a brunette Russian bird who used to work there named Eva. They had an Asian / Eurasian bird back then, very thin, also spoke Russian who used to let you spunk just about any where. They used to have another Brit named Kitty Kat or something with huge enhanced breast who loved for guys to spunk all over her face, body and mouth. That is the LMP Golden age for me.
What I'm saying is it is up to the girl's discretion and who you are lucky enough to party with that day. It's a crap shoot. The more you go and the more familiar they are with you as a guest the girls will take things to another level with you.
Some of the girls are into putting fingers up your bum. Not my thing at all, but I have seen it happen.
I also have to say, that I am there for the sex with pretty girls, but mainly I'm there for the hot sex and LMP is the best. Everyone knows the laws of nature is the hotter the girl the lousier the sex. Give me a 6, 7-8s on the hottest scale and I almost guarantee to you the sex will be better and more fulfilling. It's the law of nature, everyone knows that.
I also what I find sort of stimulating for me at least, is that the girls are very girl next door type. It's like being able to fuck the girl who mans the Tesco till, helps you at Boots, Orange or is a High Street shop keeper. The girl you see when your with your wife or girlfriend who gives you a nod and wink some times but because of your situation you can't act on it. LMP has those kind of girls and then of course flat out Glamour model types. I think there is something for everyone.
LMP girls on a whole and on average are a hard 8. Their personalities make them a 10. No question.
Maybe some disagree with my assessment and my opinions but those are my views.
Thank you LMP, thank you Emma and thank you LMP girls for doing what you do so well. You're beautiful to me.
Just for the record. I didn't attend LMP on MILF Monday and CIM was definitely denied when I tried. Also for the record. While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I do think that LMP girls are objectively unattractive. This is, of course, assuming that you find only young, slim and fresh attractive. I do think that if LMP were to upgrade its talent, it will become infinitely more appealing to people.
Aibolit
Guys. Chill out. Most people find LMP the bees' knees, but it's not to everyone's taste, even after we've discounted jealous posts from other party providers, which are also seen from time to time (though I don't think that's probably the case here).
I think the criticism came from someone who is particularly fond of Russian ladies perhaps, or whose main experience is one-on-one? I don't know. But I've travelled the world a few times and yet to find a set-up like LMP, and it's that uniqueness that attracts me. It was a balanced review of sorts. Aibolit expressed the opinion that the place was clean and well-run, and a great concept. Not in South America, not in Eastern Europe, not in Asia have I come across a similar set-up. I could imagine it being done in Sydney Australia perhaps, but so far it hasn't been tried to my knowledge, and other clubs and orgies are not quite in the same category. There are always some gorgeous girls at LMP IMO, but if I had to choose between mechanical cover models and decent looking girls devoted to my pleasure, I'd go for the latter in most cases. Comments about CIM and particularly anal suggest the poster is maybe a bit unfamiliar with the party concept. Just as you could say,"there's a lack of opportunity for one-on-one in private rooms."
But give Aibolit his due. What paid-for sex scene could not be 'improved' by having girls with flawless top models looks, all other things being equal? The reason many find the criticism a bit harsh is that no-one else has come up to the mark on the LMP concept yet, but if no-one ever expressed a grumble things would stagnate.
Fair enough Aibolit. I just think you should have prefaced your comments with "In MY opinion" because ultimately that's what it is.
In my opinion I think Lorena, Jewels, Antonia, Paloma and Jennifer are gorgeous. I am convinced Lorena was made by the hand of God himself.
I'm not into 18 year old jail bait girls. I like women, real women. An 18-21 year old couldn't please me in bed if they tried.
Most of the LMP girls are young, but old enough to have had the right amount of accumulated sexual experience.
They have womanly bodies. I appreciate that. Bones are for dogs, meat is for men. I like women with a healthy bit of meat on their bones. I would take a Sophia Loren at 45 years old over a Kate Moss (pic your waif) at 20 any day of the week, but that's my preference.
I have been attending parties at LMP since 2008. I have experienced CIM with a brunette Russian bird who used to work there named Eva. They had an Asian / Eurasian bird back then, very thin, also spoke Russian who used to let you spunk just about any where. They used to have another Brit named Kitty Kat or something with huge enhanced breast who loved for guys to spunk all over her face, body and mouth. That is the LMP Golden age for me.
What I'm saying is it is up to the girl's discretion and who you are lucky enough to party with that day. It's a crap shoot. The more you go and the more familiar they are with you as a guest the girls will take things to another level with you.
Some of the girls are into putting fingers up your bum. Not my thing at all, but I have seen it happen.
I also have to say, that I am there for the sex with pretty girls, but mainly I'm there for the hot sex and LMP is the best. Everyone knows the laws of nature is the hotter the girl the lousier the sex. Give me a 6, 7-8s on the hottest scale and I almost guarantee to you the sex will be better and more fulfilling. It's the law of nature, everyone knows that.
I also what I find sort of stimulating for me at least, is that the girls are very girl next door type. It's like being able to fuck the girl who mans the Tesco till, helps you at Boots, Orange or is a High Street shop keeper. The girl you see when your with your wife or girlfriend who gives you a nod and wink some times but because of your situation you can't act on it. LMP has those kind of girls and then of course flat out Glamour model types. I think there is something for everyone.
LMP girls on a whole and on average are a hard 8. Their personalities make them a 10. No question.
Maybe some disagree with my assessment and my opinions but those are my views.
Thank you LMP, thank you Emma and thank you LMP girls for doing what you do so well. You're beautiful to me.As I said before, there are a lot of guys who are genuily enamoured by everything LMP, and that is absolutely fine. What is more surprising is their total inability to understand that others may not share 100 % of their enthusiasm. By definition, it is "HIS" opinion. Like it is mine when I post, as well as yours when you do. Should we all start any post with "In my opinion."? Come on, let everyone say what he has to say, take it or leave it, and move on.
Slavophile
09-09-11, 13:23
I was being bit facetious mate. Sorry that didn't come through to you. He should have just been more tactful in the way crafted his words then he wouldn't have had to preface,"in my opinion."
Anyway, in my opinion it was the cavalier tone and the matter of fact manner of his post that seemingly sort spoke for those who might be a bit more skeptical or not as enthralled about the LMP "hype" or experience.
In particular there was a line where Aibolit says,"I do think that LMP girls are objectively unattractive."
What the hell kind of statement is that?
So, he should be able to write something like that and expect no one write anything in return, bollocks to that mate.
There is a very, very crude knock off in Eastern Europe (Poland) called Le Moulin Rouge Warsaw which has taken the concept and the LMP playbook.
http://www.lemoulinrougepl.com/FAQ.php
I guess as they say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery. I think many would agree LMP is the blueprint all "sex parties" should model themselves after.
Having said that, LMP is often imitated, but never duplicated.
Thanks again to Emma and the girls for doing what they do so well.
As I said before, there are a lot of guys who are genuily enamoured by everything LMP, and that is absolutely fine. What is more surprising is their total inability to understand that others may not share 100 % of their enthusiasm. By definition, it is "HIS" opinion. Like it is mine when I post, as well as yours when you do. Should we all start any post with "In my opinion."? Come on, let everyone say what he has to say, take it or leave it, and move on.
In case it helps. For a 'sample' of one of the ladies that gives you a bit more than the photos on their homepage,
click here (http://www.youporn.com/watch/593175/jewels-masturbating-to-orgasm/?from=search_full&pos=6)
I was being bit facetious mate. Sorry that didn't come through to you. He should have just been more tactful in the way crafted his words then he wouldn't have had to preface,"in my opinion."
Anyway, in my opinion it was the cavalier tone and the matter of fact manner of his post that seemingly sort spoke for those who might be a bit more skeptical or not as enthralled about the LMP "hype" or experience.
In particular there was a line where Aibolit says,"I do think that LMP girls are objectively unattractive."
What the hell kind of statement is that?
So, he should be able to write something like that and expect no one write anything in return, bollocks to that mate.
There is a very, very crude knock off in Eastern Europe (Poland) called Le Moulin Rouge Warsaw which has taken the concept and the LMP playbook.
http://www.lemoulinrougepl.com/FAQ.php
I guess as they say mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery. I think many would agree LMP is the blueprint all "sex parties" should model themselves after.
Having said that, LMP is often imitated, but never duplicated.
Thanks again to Emma and the girls for doing what they do so well.This post just illustrates my point.
As much as I like LMP, which I really think its one of the best deals in the world, I feel that the Ratio at the moment is not evenly balanced between Blondes &others.
Hence. More Blondes need to apply to make up the numbers.
Hi Guys,
I'm a regular poster, with a new name as I value my anonymity. This was my first ever visit to LMP. About five years ago I attended a different party, towards the East End, but found it rather down-market, so never went back. I have subsequently met a few mongerers who have told me that I absolutely must give LMP a try, hence the visit.
First impressions: Things appeared to be well organised, friendly and clean. In the time I was there I never felt like I saw everyone, I think the ratio could have been one to one. The main criticism is that the photos of the girls on the website are 'flattering' compared to when you meet them in real life. Being an experienced mongerer, however, one gets used to this, so it's only a minor point.
I went into one of the rooms about five minutes after the party started and saw a bloke lying on the bed with Caprice kneeling between his legs giving him a blowjob and a couple of Brazilians lying on either side of him stroking and kissing his body.
I asked him if he could spare me a girl or two and he told me to take my pick. So I lay down next to him and one of the Brazilians turned her attention to me by licking my balls, cock and then chest whilst pushing a condom-covered finger up my bum. This was great, although it took me a few moments to come to terms with having another bloke right next to me. Occasionally our toes touched and this would break my concentration, oooooh, it's hard life!
Anyway, will I go back? You betcha. Do I recommend it? Yes.
But how does it compare to the German Fkk scene? For me there's no comparison, the fkks are far better, but of-course that's not the point. When you are in London, you have to go with what's available.
Face Man
I will be in London 21. 10-24. 10.
So if I cannot join on Saturday on LMP,
Can someone tell are there any more this kind of party but on Sunday and some info?
Hope I will join LMP on Saturday and then one more party on Sunday!
Interesting post Face Man, and nice report. The FKK thing does seem a matter of taste. I know others who love them above all else. I've just visited one yesterday and the standards of luxury were awesome. But there's no comparison for me either. The FKK is nice if I had unlimited money and time to hang out, but I get bored easily between sessions and am not keen on the paying for each round of sex. I'm also a fan of group sex, and that rarely happens at FKK. I tried a partytreff, thinking it might be more like LMP, but instead of lots of hot girls pushing the guys to have more sex, they seemed kind of listless. No way was it 2hrs nonstop the way you can have at LMP.
The two types of experience. Or three if you count partytreffs. Are all so different. I'd urge everyone to try them all! But my own preference is for LMP, just for sheer amount of sex, eagerness of the ladies, large amounts if goodwill vibes, and a two-hour price I can afford. LMP doesn't give me a free 3-course cooked meal, a sauna and spa, or a venue the size of a medium hotel. But I can get those elsewhere. .
Enjoy
Hi Christopher and thanks for the appreciation.
Yes, I agree with you about the Partytreff scene. I once did Partytreff Dorsten and another one whose name temporarily escapes me. The girls there were 5s and 6s and with not a great attitude. But if you are on a budget (and happen to find yourself in the right part of Germany) then Partytreffs are ok.
And if you want an Fkk on a budget then I would recommend Acapulco near to Essen in north west Germany. For the equivalent price of LMP you can do virtually anything you want (especially if U-turn up before 1pm when the entry price is lower).
But the point still stands that if you factor in the transport costs then the comparisons are academic. When I'm in London next, I will certainly be going back!
Face Man
Hi Christopher and thanks for the appreciation.
Yes, I agree with you about the Partytreff scene. I once did Partytreff Dorsten and another one whose name temporarily escapes me. The girls there were 5s and 6s and with not a great attitude. But if you are on a budget (and happen to find yourself in the right part of Germany) then Partytreffs are ok.
And if you want an Fkk on a budget then I would recommend Acapulco near to Essen in north west Germany. For the equivalent price of LMP you can do virtually anything you want (especially if U-turn up before 1pm when the entry price is lower).
But the point still stands that if you factor in the transport costs then the comparisons are academic. When I'm in London next, I will certainly be going back!
Face ManI'm never sure how far to go with these comparisons. Sometimes they are useful as they spark interest. Other times they annoy people as the threads are place-specific and not everyone is interested in countries outside the thread. Briefly, Acapulco has a low entry rate (25/35Euro) but how much are the girls? At most LMP parties, I try to session with each of girls in two hours and mostly manage six. The FKK girls would have to be charging 20Euro a pop to make it equivalent. If I want to pop six girls in a row, the better deal for me personally is one of the very large eros centres, like the one on the centre of Stuttgart, doing a girl on each floor for 30Euros each and then moving down a floor and choosing another one (worked well for me last week). But as you say, it is more a case of enjoying the best of what you like when in any particular country. I'm pretty happy generally living in Scotland, and have a good routine worked out for Brasil and a few other countries. There are few direct comparisons though as people like and value different things. LMP, for me, takes me away from the dog-eat-dog atmosphere that is sadly too common in London as in many big cities. I also find HOD at Kensington good value at only £60. But the relaxed way of punting in much of Scotland, which hinges a lot on trust and lack of police harassment, is harder to find down south. In this, I think Emma does an excellent job. There's a lot of trust and goodwill. You're not even asked for the money until the end of your party. And you'll probably find that the second time you visit she will remember you. It's a nice atmosphere in which to have sex.
I'm never sure how far to go with these comparisons. Sometimes they are useful as they spark interest. Other times they annoy people as the threads are place-specific and not everyone is interested in countries outside the thread. Briefly, Acapulco has a low entry rate (25/35Euro) but how much are the girls? At most LMP parties, I try to session with each of girls in two hours and mostly manage six. The FKK girls would have to be charging 20Euro a pop to make it equivalent. If I want to pop six girls in a row, the better deal for me personally is one of the very large eros centres, like the one on the centre of Stuttgart, doing a girl on each floor for 30Euros each and then moving down a floor and choosing another one (worked well for me last week). But as you say, it is more a case of enjoying the best of what you like when in any particular country. I'm pretty happy generally living in Scotland, and have a good routine worked out for Brasil and a few other countries. There are few direct comparisons though as people like and value different things. LMP, for me, takes me away from the dog-eat-dog atmosphere that is sadly too common in London as in many big cities. I also find HOD at Kensington good value at only £60. But the relaxed way of punting in much of Scotland, which hinges a lot on trust and lack of police harassment, is harder to find down south. In this, I think Emma does an excellent job. There's a lot of trust and goodwill. You're not even asked for the money until the end of your party. And you'll probably find that the second time you visit she will remember you. It's a nice atmosphere in which to have sex.Well. Few people can manage 6 pops in 2 hours. I certainly can't. Which is why I like FKKs, where I have all facilities, pool, sauna, food, massage etc. To relax between punts.
But for those strong men like you, yes 6 pops for 120 is a bargain.
Anyway, we all agree that those comparisons are a bit academic, and that when in London, LMP is definitively a place to go, while in germany, FKKs are.
Having said that, I am quite excited that I have a 36 hours layover in FRA soon, during which I will be able to relax, sleep, eat, get massages, while chatting with and watching 100+ girls wandering around naked, and screw some of them.
I certainly think there's a knack to getting the best out of each type of establishment!
Well. Few people can manage 6 pops in 2 hours. I certainly can't. Which is why I like FKKs, where I have all facilities, pool, sauna, food, massage etc. To relax between punts.
But for those strong men like you, yes 6 pops for 120 is a bargain.
Anyway, we all agree that those comparisons are a bit academic, and that when in London, LMP is definitively a place to go, while in germany, FKKs are.
Having said that, I am quite excited that I have a 36 hours layover in FRA soon, during which I will be able to relax, sleep, eat, get massages, while chatting with and watching 100+ girls wandering around naked, and screw some of them.As someone who regular spends all day in partytreffs and flatrate clubs in Germany, I can tell you that 2 hours is very short in an orgy type situation. The time just flies by when you are having this type of fun. I see apart from Monday its £140 for the 2 hours parties. I think its expensive, especially when you can have a whole day in Germany with more medicore women for €80 or so.
As someone who regular spends all day in partytreffs and flatrate clubs in Germany, I can tell you that 2 hours is very short in an orgy type situation. The time just flies by when you are having this type of fun. I see apart from Monday its £140 for the 2 hours parties. I think its expensive, especially when you can have a whole day in Germany with more medicore women for €80 or so.I'm not knocking it, but the thing is you are not spending all day fucking. And 80 Euros barely covers FKK entry and one round of sex. And partytreffs are not exactly filled with women that want to stretch you to the limit the way LMP do. LMP is non-stop sex, as much as you can handle. You don't have to blow all your load in the first ten minutes unless you want to. And in which case the girls will work hard to fluff you till you are ready for round two! I can't think of anywhere else that happens. I find the time in between sessions in an FKK nice but not exactly exciting. The nice thing is you have a large, luxurious environment in many FKKs. The best in the world. I'm only trying to highlight relative strengths because too often I notice FKK fans go on the boards of other countries and rave about how FKK are better and I don't really think it's appropriate personally. LMP is great. FKKs and Partytreffs and great. They are Germany. And people go onto the German threads for info on them. They don't really help you if you have come onto the UK thread to find p4p in the UK.
I'm not knocking it, but the thing is you are not spending all day fucking. And 80 Euros barely covers FKK entry and one round of sex. And partytreffs are not exactly filled with women that want to stretch you to the limit the way LMP do. LMP is non-stop sex, as much as you can handle. You don't have to blow all your load in the first ten minutes unless you want to. And in which case the girls will work hard to fluff you till you are ready for round two! I can't think of anywhere else that happens. I find the time in between sessions in an FKK nice but not exactly exciting. The nice thing is you have a large, luxurious environment in many FKKs. The best in the world. I'm only trying to highlight relative strengths because too often I notice FKK fans go on the boards of other countries and rave about how FKK are better and I don't really think it's appropriate personally. LMP is great. FKKs and Partytreffs and great. They are Germany. And people go onto the German threads for info on them. They don't really help you if you have come onto the UK thread to find p4p in the UK.Even if we don't compare to Germany I still think 2 hours is a very short party, but these parties are popular and receive mostly positive reports, so obviously the Lady Marmalade method works and that's that. Just not for someone like me, who is used to paying much less money for his fun.
As someone who regular spends all day in partytreffs and flatrate clubs in Germany, I can tell you that 2 hours is very short in an orgy type situation. The time just flies by when you are having this type of fun. I see apart from Monday its £140 for the 2 hours parties. I think its expensive, especially when you can have a whole day in Germany with more medicore women for €80 or so.Yes, it is also my view, but I understand that if you have, say a long lunchbreak in london. 2h of fuck next to your business meeting in London is not bad either.
Even if we don't compare to Germany I still think 2 hours is a very short party, but these parties are popular and receive mostly positive reports, so obviously the Lady Marmalade method works and that's that. Just not for someone like me, who is used to paying much less money for his fun.Fair enough. Did you say you had tried one? I've done FKK FRs in the appropriate thread, maybe just adding your FR is the way forward? Or if you have not, might I suggest you try it. I think it is a very different experience to what you might imagine. But if it sounds too expensive for you, fair enough.
Raj Funloving
10-16-11, 11:41
Dear guys,
Just two cents of mine on the debate over LMP & German party scene. IMHO I have to agree with Christopherd for at least on point that Lady Emma as seasoned business woman do rememeber you when you visit second time. I still remember 7 years down the life when this great party was started I visited twice in two week's time and I fondly remember that Emma remebered my first visit to LMP and how was my first exp. Of its kind etc. I was amazed at her sense of belongingness & carried away with her warmth and of course fantastic ladies.
Have a blast but be safe!
Warm Regards.
Raj
Dear guys,
Just two cents of mine on the debate over LMP & German party scene. IMHO I have to agree with Christopherd for at least on point that Lady Emma as seasoned business woman do rememeber you when you visit second time. I still remember 7 years down the life when this great party was started I visited twice in two week's time and I fondly remember that Emma remebered my first visit to LMP and how was my first exp. Of its kind etc. I was amazed at her sense of belongingness & carried away with her warmth and of course fantastic ladies.
Have a blast but be safe!
Warm Regards.
RajI think you are saying what most of us already know, but thanks for saying it. Newbies coming here can get confused by some of the Europe posters. Check their profiles and back posts. Mostly they only visit the forums of other countries to run them down. LMP is a world class institution. A party scene is not everyone's scene, but looking at the detractors I am more convinced than ever that the people who come on here running it down have either been trolls from the Eastern Europe (FKK and Russia are the usual ones. Here and on the Brasil forum and probably elsewhere) or else run their own parties and want to increase business by sowing doubts about LMP, which is actually both a yardstick and the example that others could learn a lot from (including German Partytreffs, which generally do not have stunning girls or eager girls). These detractors are not here to learn about the UK p4p scene and generally speaking hardly even contribute a field report (if they do, it is always negative).
I have nothing against genuine posters posting a different point of view, or making comparisons. But the one-sidedness is not very respectful. I'm active on the boards of several countries and the last thing I do is go on to slag off the best of what a country has to offer. It's not only not helpful, it's basically rude. I am fed up with humouring such people. If they can't contribute useful, positive reports about how to get the best p4p here, they don't deserve it IMHO.
I think you are saying what most of us already know, but thanks for saying it. Newbies coming here can get confused by some of the Europe posters. Check their profiles and back posts. Mostly they only visit the forums of other countries to run them down. LMP is a world class institution. A party scene is not everyone's scene, but looking at the detractors I am more convinced than ever that the people who come on here running it down have either been trolls from the Eastern Europe (FKK and Russia are the usual ones. Here and on the Brasil forum and probably elsewhere) or else run their own parties and want to increase business by sowing doubts about LMP, which is actually both a yardstick and the example that others could learn a lot from (including German Partytreffs, which generally do not Have stunning girls or eager girls). These detractors are not here to learn about the UK p4p scene and generally speaking hardly even contribute a field report (if they do, it is always negative).
I have nothing against genuine posters posting a different point of view, or making comparisons. But the one-sidedness is not very respectful. I'm active on the boards of several countries and the last thing I do is go on to slag off the best of what a country has to offer. It's not only not helpful, it's basically rude. I am fed up with humouring such people. If they can't contribute useful, positive reports about how to get the best p4p here, they don't deserve it IMHO.With all due respect, I just wonder if you are not overreacting a bit here.
Well, I hope you don't consider me as a troll from other countries or else. I actually live in the UK.
There was a time when the slightest suggestion that something was not 100% fantastic at LMP generated endless flames. To be fair to Emma, she never reacted to such criticisms, she did not need to, her sycophants were there for this anyway.
To some extent, some people might think that it is YOU who is the troll in your insistance to defend LMP so much. Of course, you are not, I am sure you are sincere, but please cool down and don't elaborate complex and surrealist conspiracy theories.
No I'm not paranoid, and people can check my posts if they want to see if I contribute FRs. But the more I answer you the more you'll waffle, so one can only hope the discussion will find a natural death and the UK forum will go back to helping mongers find UK P4P.
No I'm not paranoid, and people can check my posts if they want to see if I contribute FRs. But the more I answer you the more you'll waffle, so one can only hope the discussion will find a natural death and the UK forum will go back to helping mongers find UK P4P.I feel sad that you think this of me. I certainly appreciate your posts, just saying that one can sometimes have a different opinion, without necessarily being full of bad intebntions.
But, yes let this discussion end.
Peace
Was in town for a couple of days work and adjusted things to visit LMP after an abscence from London of almost a year.
It was a Monday and so Milf Monday it was to be. Arrived in direct from Heathrow and with 10 minutes to spare. A nice welcome as always, showered and up to await the kick-off and then back down stairs. 5 Ladies looking after us, with about 10 guests building up during the first 1/2 hour.
One issue was that only two room rooms were open causing a bit of a jam for space a bit of the time.
That LMP "can do" attitude prevailed from the girls who were always ready and with a smile or further open mouth.
In summary, LMP appears to be in good form and attracting guests who for the most part enter into the fray with energy and good humour.
Enjoyed myself, but unless work dictates will plan on the Tuesday onwards shifts. The MILF thing didn`t do it for me at LMP. Don`t get me wrong, I am quite partial to MIL`F`s but overall I did`t find the providers to be my cup of tea, as they were with one knock-out exception up and beyond my to do size.
Equally generous with their enthousiasm and services so for many this will not cause concern.
As I said enjoyed myself and will repeat with pleasure at LMP.
Was in town for a couple of days work and adjusted things to visit LMP after an abscence from London of almost a year.
It was a Monday and so MILF Monday it was to be. Arrived in direct from Heathrow and with 10 minutes to spare. A nice welcome as always, showered and up to await the kick-off and then back down stairs. 5 Ladies looking after us, with about 10 guests building up during the first 1/2 hour.
One issue was that only two room rooms were open causing a bit of a jam for space a bit of the time.
That LMP "can do" attitude prevailed from the girls who were always ready and with a smile or further open mouth.
In summary, LMP appears to be in good form and attracting guests who for the most part enter into the fray with energy and good humour.
Enjoyed myself, but unless work dictates will plan on the Tuesday onwards shifts. The MILF thing didn`t do it for me at LMP. Don`t get me wrong, I am quite partial to MIL`F`s but overall I did`t find the providers to be my cup of tea, as they were with one knock-out exception up and beyond my to do size.
Equally generous with their enthousiasm and services so for many this will not cause concern.
As I said enjoyed myself and will repeat with pleasure at LMP.Well written report, Excess, and I totally agree with you. I feel that you toned down the language a bit in order not to stir up the die hard defenders of LMPs.
Face Man
I think you are saying what most of us already know, but thanks for saying it. Newbies coming here can get confused by some of the Europe posters. Check their profiles and back posts. Mostly they only visit the forums of other countries to run them down. LMP is a world class institution. A party scene is not everyone's scene, but looking at the detractors I am more convinced than ever that the people who come on here running it down have either been trolls from the Eastern Europe (FKK and Russia are the usual ones. Here and on the Brasil forum and probably elsewhere) or else run their own parties and want to increase business by sowing doubts about LMP, which is actually both a yardstick and the example that others could learn a lot from (including German Partytreffs, which generally do not Have stunning girls or eager girls). These detractors are not here to learn about the UK p4p scene and generally speaking hardly even contribute a field report (if they do, it is always negative).
I have nothing against genuine posters posting a different point of view, or making comparisons. But the one-sidedness is not very respectful. I'm active on the boards of several countries and the last thing I do is go on to slag off the best of what a country has to offer. It's not only not helpful, it's basically rude. I am fed up with humouring such people. If they can't contribute useful, positive reports about how to get the best p4p here, they don't deserve it IMHO.I do not experience of other parties but have visited LMP two times and can say that these two visits have been the most memorable events of my p4p career. The quality of service, the smiling attitude, and willingness to please man. Are unmatchable and I agree with both Chris and Ran that LMP has set a benchmark in the industry which is mainly dominated by money sharks. Lady Ema is present in each and every meetings and ensure that quality is maintained.
You go ahead LMP. Doing a great to service to man who are basically polygamist by nature but controlled by the society.
Take care
Was in town for a couple of days work and adjusted things to visit LMP after an abscence from London of almost a year.
It was a Monday and so MILF Monday it was to be. Arrived in direct from Heathrow and with 10 minutes to spare. A nice welcome as always, showered and up to await the kick-off and then back down stairs. 5 Ladies looking after us, with about 10 guests building up during the first 1/2 hour.
One issue was that only two room rooms were open causing a bit of a jam for space a bit of the time.
That LMP "can do" attitude prevailed from the girls who were always ready and with a smile or further open mouth.
In summary, LMP appears to be in good form and attracting guests who for the most part enter into the fray with energy and good humour.
Enjoyed myself, but unless work dictates will plan on the Tuesday onwards shifts. The MILF thing didn`t do it for me at LMP. Don`t get me wrong, I am quite partial to MIL`F`s but overall I did`t find the providers to be my cup of tea, as they were with one knock-out exception up and beyond my to do size.
Equally generous with their enthousiasm and services so for many this will not cause concern.
As I said enjoyed myself and will repeat with pleasure at LMP.Hi went on LMP first time, It was MILF Monday. I should not have come, I was tired (looking to relax) and a bit nervous.
Many brazilian girls, one bulgarian only as a guest. All the girls older, big, with fat asses, really not my type, except for a thin one (Anita).
All the other guys seemed to enjoy the party a lot. To be honest, I was feeling not good, didn't manage to get a proper erection all along despite having at some stage. 3 or 4 girls trying to tease me (it made me even more nervous). It seemed to me the girls didn't have much fun at all, only faking. It was pure mechanical work for them, although obviously the service seemed to please the other guys. I didn't see any girls scream or cumming.
Ill try to come again, perhaps on the earlier sessions, but certainly NOT MILF Monday, and especially try to do some work out and get some sleep before, because it was really a very forgettable and disappointing experience for me.
Having previously only visited FKKs in my punting career, I decided it was time to see what London had to offer.
LMP is very centrally located and professionally run.
All the ladies seemed very enthusiastic and accommodating and Emma makes sure nobody is left out.
The group sex thing may seem a bit strange at first but nobody was expected to be a stud or porn star.
7 ladies were on duty and I partied with 5 of them.
All were good, but shout-outs from me go to Renata & Jess who were superb.
Overall, a great experience and a definite repeat.
Highly recommended and good value for money if you find yourself in London looking for action.
Nille Copenhagen
11-03-11, 19:00
Having previously only visited FKKs in my punting career, I decided it was time to see what London had to offer.
LMP is very centrally located and professionally run.Well FKK and LMP are diff. Experiences, I love them both. You also have sexparties in Germany, I but agree LMP are in the high end scale and the max ratio 2:1 can't be beaten.
I'm sure everyone, who have attended LMP becomes a fan.
Rural Punter
11-14-11, 01:54
Never done a party yet but keep thinking I'd like to. LMP seems like the place to tick the party thing off my list. So I think I'd better grasp the nettle and book.
Nille Copenhagen
11-14-11, 09:36
Never done a party yet but keep thinking I'd like to. LMP seems like the place to tick the party thing off my list. So I think I'd better grasp the nettle and book.I can recommend it, really good and warm service.
Go ahead party time.
Nille
Never done a party yet but keep thinking I'd like to. LMP seems like the place to tick the party thing off my list. So I think I'd better grasp the nettle and book.Thanks for letting us know.
Thanks for letting us know.Now, now, that's enough acerbic with for today!
What you didn't know was that he was going to edit and add that he would duly report after grasping the nettle, but with all his deliberation Jackson timed him out. LOL.
LMP is a trully enjoyable experience for most but the MILF providers are a long way apart from the rest of the ladies IMO. Unless that particular niche rocks your boat, pay 20 quid extra and go to Tue-fri party.
BTW, does anyone know if any of the 2 twins are escorting? I mean the 2 ladies who I believe were the daughters of the owners. The last time I checked, they were appearing on soft porn tv. I'd love to nail one of them!
Was in town for a couple of days work and adjusted things to visit LMP after an abscence from London of almost a year.
It was a Monday and so MILF Monday it was to be. Arrived in direct from Heathrow and with 10 minutes to spare. A nice welcome as always, showered and up to await the kick-off and then back down stairs. 5 Ladies looking after us, with about 10 guests building up during the first 1/2 hour.
One issue was that only two room rooms were open causing a bit of a jam for space a bit of the time.
That LMP "can do" attitude prevailed from the girls who were always ready and with a smile or further open mouth.
In summary, LMP appears to be in good form and attracting guests who for the most part enter into the fray with energy and good humour.
Enjoyed myself, but unless work dictates will plan on the Tuesday onwards shifts. The MILF thing didn`t do it for me at LMP. Don`t get me wrong, I am quite partial to MIL`F`s but overall I did`t find the providers to be my cup of tea, as they were with one knock-out exception up and beyond my to do size.
Equally generous with their enthousiasm and services so for many this will not cause concern.
As I said enjoyed myself and will repeat with pleasure at LMP.
LMP is a trully enjoyable experience for most but the MILF providers are a long way apart from the rest of the ladies IMO. Unless that particular niche rocks your boat, pay 20 quid extra and go to Tue-fri party.
BTW, does anyone know if any of the 2 twins are escorting? I mean the 2 ladies who I believe were the daughters of the owners. The last time I checked, they were appearing on soft porn tv. I'd love to nail one of them!Are you referring to Preeti and Priya on babesstation. Com? If you are, then I too would like to bang them. I did hear that the owner or wife of the owner is an Indian women (Gujarati) to be precise. But I don't think they would EVER allow their daughters to work at LMP! Just my 2 cents!
I think that them's background is Indian, indeed. I was not referring to the ladies working in LMP. I'll agree that this vary unlikely to happen in a well run business like LMP (and very rightly so). I was referring to them working as Indies. Mind you, I don't think they will have the financial motivation if they own LMP.
Are you referring to Preeti and Priya on babesstation. Com? If you are, then I too would like to bang them. I did hear that the owner or wife of the owner is an Indian women (Gujarati) to be precise. But I don't think they would EVER allow their daughters to work at LMP! Just my 2 cents!
Are you referring to Preeti and Priya on babesstation. Com? If you are, then I too would like to bang them. I did hear that the owner or wife of the owner is an Indian women (Gujarati) to be precise. But I don't think they would EVER allow their daughters to work at LMP! Just my 2 cents!Guyz,
This forum is concerning LMP. I organise parties and advertise which ladies are partying and when. I find it ignorant and disrespectful for people to speculate whether my children are available for 'banging or nailing'. What gives anyone the right to speculate in such a vulgar and offensive way?
This is a sex forum so by all means pass comments on LMP either positive or negative as you see fit. But, please have the common decency to refrain from discussing my family.
Common decency says there is a line which should never be crossed.
Guyz,
This forum is concerning LMP. I organise parties and advertise which ladies are partying and when. I find it ignorant and disrespectful for people to speculate whether my children are available for 'banging or nailing'. What gives anyone the right to speculate in such a vulgar and offensive way?
This is a sex forum so by all means pass comments on LMP either positive or negative as you see fit. But, please have the common decency to refrain from discussing my family.
Common decency says there is a line which should never be crossed.As one of the few guys who dared to submit (mild) criticisms of LMP in the past, let me say how I find comments related to Emma's family ugly and undignififed. You have my full support, Emma, and I am sure support form 99. 9% of ISG memebers.
Guyz,
This forum is concerning LMP. I organise parties and advertise which ladies are partying and when. I find it ignorant and disrespectful for people to speculate whether my children are available for 'banging or nailing'. What gives anyone the right to speculate in such a vulgar and offensive way?
This is a sex forum so by all means pass comments on LMP either positive or negative as you see fit. But, please have the common decency to refrain from discussing my family.
Common decency says there is a line which should never be crossed.I fully agree and share the same feelings but I think, due to poor way of expressing themselves, those guys misleaded the topic. They were not referring to your family, Emma, but to two girls, apparently twins, apparently working in the profession and apparently daughters of the lady owning or managing that other site.
Needless to say that such talks are also OT in this forum.
I fully agree and share the same feelings but I think, due to poor way of expressing themselves, those guys misleaded the topic. They were not referring to your family, Emma, but to two girls, apparently twins, apparently working in the profession and apparently daughters of the lady owning or managing that other site.
Needless to say that such talks are also OT in this forum.I see. Let me check that I got it right though. A quick review of previous posts in this thread indicates that it is perfectly OK to explicitly descriptive on how any other girl in LMP is "fucked", which orifice was "used" and where the punter "deposited his creamy load" (none of these expressions are mine). I assume that these girls do not have mothers who may disagree with their lifestyles. They may even be a product of parthenogenesis!
I placed a posting in a sex forum asking if a person who was organising sex parties and appears on an erotic TV channel is escorting. If someone finds such a prospect inconceivable or insulting then they really need a reality check.
To avoid flooding the forum with an everlasting exchange of postings with an "army of the willing" I will not post anything else on this matter. I am very happy to discuss this through PMs.
Thanks
Guyz,
This forum is concerning LMP. I organise parties and advertise which ladies are partying and when. I find it ignorant and disrespectful for people to speculate whether my children are available for 'banging or nailing'. What gives anyone the right to speculate in such a vulgar and offensive way?
This is a sex forum so by all means pass comments on LMP either positive or negative as you see fit. But, please have the common decency to refrain from discussing my family.
Common decency says there is a line which should never be crossed.Dear Emma and All,
In the animal kingdom (you don't have to have a PH. D in Biology) ANY mother will FIGHT for her biological children!
Hence it is normal for you to be upset. I TRULY APOLOGIZE to you and your daughters for having gone the wrong way! It was me who initially started this tangent issue inregard to LMP. It seems to have opened a can of worms! I guarantee you it won't happen again and for the nth time I ask for your forgiveness and that of your daughters! Mrpusa
Another lovely party yesterday. Many thanks, Emma.
LOL this is certainly true. I can't manage six cums in 2 hours either.
Well. Few people can manage 6 pops in 2 hours.
But for those strong men like you, yes 6 pops for 120 is a bargain.
LOL this is certainly true. I can't manage six cums in 2 hours either.At this stage of our timespan, some of us are even struggling to manage 2 in 6 hours. :(
At this stage of our timespan, some of us are even struggling to manage 2 in 6 hours. :(Exactly. Which is one the 120 £ becomes less attractive for those of us who need a bit of rest between pops. And why I prefer FKKs where I can sleep, eat, get massaged, enjoy a sauna, swim between pops. But no Fkks in London, so LMP remains a safe place to go.
Alternatively, find party schemes which offer a longer time span limit you could stay. I know most sex parties in the UK offer a limit of three hours, few are offering four hours.
If model type, quality chicks you are after then look at AW London. For £70 an hour you could fuck young, blond leggy chicks and sometimes blue eyes (this species are becoming rare, I am telling you), some even offer as low as £60 for an hour. You could come as many times as you want. You will have the luxury of choosing variety of fishes in the fishbowl and selecting the best time when you want to have a break and do it again on another time or another day.
I hope someday UK will match DE, my wish ....
Exactly. Which is one the 120 £ becomes less attractive for those of us who need a bit of rest between pops. And why I prefer FKKs where I can sleep, eat, get massaged, enjoy a sauna, swim between pops. But no Fkks in London, so LMP remains a safe place to go.
Copenhagen
11-30-11, 13:27
As a service to our community I have collected information on the London sexparty scene to make it easy for you to compare and find parties with more time. For some of us 2 hours is a bit to short.
Since I don't think the list should be posted here in the LMP thread I only post the following link to the information:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3256-London-Parties-amp-Swinger-Clubs&p=1222241&viewfull=1#post1222241
Happy hunting in London or catch a cheap flight to Düsseldorf.
/CPH
Alternatively, find party schemes which offer a longer time span limit you could stay. I know most sex parties in the UK offer a limit of three hours, few are offering four hours.
If model type, quality chicks you are after then look at AW London. For £70 an hour you could fuck young, blond leggy chicks and sometimes blue eyes (this species are becoming rare, I am telling you) , some even offer as low as £60 for an hour. You could come as many times as you want. You will have the luxury of choosing variety of fishes in the fishbowl and selecting the best time when you want to have a break and do it again on another time or another day.
I hope someday UK will match DE, my wish.What's AW London? Can you provide a link?
R.
What's AW London? Can you provide a link?
R.Sorry, I figured out it was AdultWorks, and just an escort site. What I like about parties is the interactivity.
R.
Yes, that is correct.
It is an escort site listing
Sorry, I figured out it was AdultWorks, and just an escort site. What I like about parties is the interactivity.
R.
Adultwork is the biggest listing of escorts (many thousand) in the UK. It's a site where escorts make their own profiles so buyer beware. There are brilliant escorts as well as scam artists. You will find a few parties advertised there, but as there are only a limited number of established party providers you are better just going to the individual party sites. The main ones like LMP won't use Adultwork. Parties on AW tend to be private affairs organised by a few escorts working together, often on an ad hoc basis.
FarmWorker
02-01-12, 20:26
Lady Marmalade provides quite the event, think Mettmann with pretty slim ladies.
Only lasts two hours but it only takes 90 seconds to find a warm place to put your little friend.
Located in a basement flat with three bedrooms and 7-8 ladies. Half Romanian and the rest.
Brazilian, etc. Three of the seven were HOT! All girls were very open and willing!
To a gent pushing 60 this was about as close to heaven as it gets.
Couples seemed to cluster in groups, if you are turned on by watching a beauty suck a cock
Next to you you will really enjoy yourself here. Three hard working girls combined effort got
Me off a third time, they don't quit! Maybe they work for a sperm bank?
Smiling and happy,
FW
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How easy is it to get DFK at LMP?
If all the girls are up for it, or at least a majority, I'd be well up for going.
Also, how about BJs? Are they covered or not? I am really trying to avoid covered BJs now.
How easy is it to get DFK at LMP?
If all the girls are up for it, or at least a majority, I'd be well up for going.
Also, how about BJs? Are they covered or not? I am really trying to avoid covered BJs now.It varies. It's just up to the girl. Remember it is a party (orgy) scene, not a one-to-one private, and the girl may be sucking a lot of dicks before and after yours or even alternating!
How easy is it to get DFK at LMP?
If all the girls are up for it, or at least a majority, I'd be well up for going.
Also, how about BJs? Are they covered or not? I am really trying to avoid covered BJs now.In my own experience, the answers are "no". DFk not usually offered, and never had BBBJ.
As said by Christopherd, you have to integrate the fact that these are non stop group sex parties, which iis not conducive to such behaviors.
Slavophile
04-10-12, 16:14
In my experience, the majority of the times I have had BBBJ from Jodi, Antonia, Lorena, Helena, Monique, Jennifer, Kitty Kat and list goes on.
I have DFK many of those same girls.
I think as in many cases it depends on the discretion of the girls attending.
I agree with Dreams I would never say as a rule these things occur.
I haven't been to LMP for a bit, but I can attest to experiencing those sort of things at their parties.
The only thing I know for sure which is not on the menu is anal. Which LMP says they do not believe is conducive to group sex orgy parties.
A point which can be debated, but hey it's their party, their rules.
Sorry Dreams, I don't mean to contradictory for the sake of contradiction, but I just wanted to put it out there, that I have experienced on a pretty regular basis DFK and BBBJ with some of the hostesses at LMP.
I have been to more LMP parties then I can count.
Slavophile
In my own experience, the answers are "no". DFk not usually offered, and never had BBBJ.You have never had BBBJ ??. Quiet surprising given that Lady M insists all girls offer this service, and know that a few girls have been dropped from the rota for not offering this service.
On the question of DFK that is really left to each individual girls discretion, and maybe only once a rapport has been buuilt up over a few parties will it be offered on a more regular basis.
Every time I had BBBJ, and on occasions I got light DFK as well.
On one occasion, the girl asked me, whether I wanted CBJ or BBBJ?
Oh no, I will be in London next week (Apr 17-23) and just found out that LMP is CLOSED for holidays!
I'm a regular whenever I'm in town, and can't believe I'll miss out on a party. I know LMP is the star party provider, but can anyone out there recommend another party? You can PM me if you want to be more discreet about it. Thanks in advance!
R.
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I would fuck Emma's daughters any day, in the ass and all over the place, that's whatThis forum is about sharing views and information whether they be positive or negative about LMP, however is not a place to make lewd and disgusting remarks about family members of the party organisers or anyone else to be honest. What has prompted such a reply?
I see 10 of your previous posts have been removed due to either being argumentative or other reasons, so cannot see why you are still allowed to pst on ISG. Come in Jackson do something about this now, what vaue is this "person" adding to the forum!
I would fuck Emma's daughters any day, in the ass and all over the place, that's whatDo not need to be personal. Keep in mind the girls in any Party including Emma's party are partying by their own wills. This is a sort of business based on win. Win situation. Nothing to prevent them to come and go.
Keep in mind for some people the other alternative is stacking shelves in supermarket where in the party you could earn tenfold or even more.
I'll be dropping by London in may and this place seems promising. Hopefully Ill have time to visit this place during my 5 hour stopover in London. (Heathrow. Fun. Heathrow)
I was just on their website but I can't seem to find their address.
Can someone point it out for me?
I would fuck Emma's daughters any day, in the ass and all over the place, that's whatGary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides, when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
'We're sinking' the captain announced.
'Abandon ship'.
'What about the children? ' asked Gary.
'Feck the children' replied the captain.
'Do we have time? '
Do not need to be personal. Keep in mind the girls in any Party including Emma's party are partying by their own wills. This is a sort of business based on win. Win situation. Nothing to prevent them to come and go.
Keep in mind for some people the other alternative is stacking shelves in supermarket where in the party you could earn tenfold or even more.Wankers are allowed to have Fantasies as well.
Keep in mind for some people the other alternative is stacking shelves in supermarket.Wankers are allowed to have Fantasies as well.
Wankers have also been known to Stack Shelves in Supermarkets as well. The Old Gits can only fantasize about saving their £0. 001 Pences, so they can afford the £140 LMP Fee.
Keep in mind for some people the other alternative is stacking shelves in supermarket.Wankers are allowed to have Fantasies as well.
Wankers have also been known to Stack Shelves in Supermarkets as well. The Old Gits can only fantasize about saving their £0. 001 Pences, so they can afford the £140 LMP Fee.
Do not need to be personal. Keep in mind the girls in any Party including Emma's party are partying by their own wills. This is a sort of business based on win. Win situation. Nothing to prevent them to come and go.
Keep in mind for some people the other alternative is stacking shelves in supermarket where in the party you could earn tenfold or even more.Adindas,
You got me lost in your reply?
He is not making remarks about The Party girls. His remarks, fantasies were directed at Emma's Daughters, who are not there to party.
With their looks, personalities, and I am sure they are not short of money, the world is at their feet.
Adindas,
You got me lost in your reply?
He is not making remarks about The Party girls. His remarks, fantasies were directed at Emma's Daughters, who are not there to party.
With their looks, personalities, and I am sure they are not short of money either, the world is at their feet.Its in the Title?
I'll be dropping by London in may and this place seems promising. Hopefully Ill have time to visit this place during my 5 hour stopover in London. (Heathrow. Fun. Heathrow)
I was just on their website but I can't seem to find their address.
Can someone point it out for me?When you contact them, by phone or email, they will provide you the address. It's near Paddington Station (where the Heathrow Express stops) , so it is feasible to go during a 5 hour stopover, but it will be tight timing.
R.
Hi Emma and Moss.
For over 2 years or even longer than that, I have been attending the great Lmp parties, and I always paid the Money Upfront at the same time when I got the Envelope to put my valuables in. Not once was I told to pay at the end by whoever happened to be in charge on the day. .
My question to either one of you, when does one make the payment, Upfront or at the end of the party?
And if its at the END, then how come I wasn't made aware of that during the past years?
I am asking this trivial question, as I got into a discussion about when to pay, before or after.
Also I need to brief some Buddies of mine who will be attending LMP Parties for the first time over the next few weeks, and I won't be there at the same time.
Your Clarifications are very much appreciated.
Cheers from an LMP Fan.
Hi Emma and Moss.
For over 2 years or even longer than that, I have been attending the great Lmp parties, and I always paid the Money Upfront at the same time when I got the Envelope to put my valuables in. Not once was I told to pay at the end by whoever happened to be in charge on the day. .
My question to either one of you, when does one make the payment, Upfront or at the end of the party?
And if its at the END, then how come I wasn't made aware of that during the past years?
I am asking this trivial question, as I got into a discussion about when to pay, before or after.
Also I need to brief some Buddies of mine who will be attending LMP Parties for the first time over the next few weeks, and I won't be there at the same time.
Your Clarifications are very much appreciated.
Cheers from an LMP Fan.Hi Jojo.
I saw the thread you refer too and am always amazed how argumentative some conversations become over trivial things. That is one of the reasons I refrain from posting on external sites. People behind keyboards are never wrong!
To answer your question, the policy is to collect at the end of a party. However, some visitors are happier to pay up front and we naturally accept without arguement. I think what happened with you stems back to your first visit where you paid Chris. Chris spoke very little English and sometimes found it easier to take the cash and mark envelope paid rather than explain. You took this as normal policy and paid in advance on future visits. Staff saw a regular pay up front, assumed it was your decision, and accepted your payment. Simple as that.
Rest assured that if you don't pay upfront on your next visit, no one will question you on it.
See you soon I hope.
Hugs and kisses.
Them.
Xxx
The one time I went to LMP, I paid at the end of my time. I assumed that is common practice, but maybe I am wrong.
[QUOTE=Emma Xxx; 1282566]Hi Jojo.
I saw the thread you refer too and am always amazed how argumentative some conversations become over trivial things. That is one of the reasons I refrain from posting on external sites. People behind keyboards are never wrong!
To answer your question, the policy is to collect at the end of a party. However, some visitors are happier to pay up front and we naturally accept without arguement. I think what happened with you stems back to your first visit where you paid Chris. Chris spoke very little English and sometimes found it easier to take the cash and mark envelope paid rather than explain. You took this as normal policy and paid in advance on future visits. Staff saw a regular pay up front, assumed it was your decision, and accepted your payment. Simple as that.
Rest assured that if you don't pay upfront on your next visit, no one will question you on it.
See you soon I hope.
Hugs and kisses.
Many Thanks Emma 4 your prompt reply.
Its very clear & in writing.
OMG, and all the time I was doing the wrong thing and no one told me at the Party?
Now I have to conform & change my ways as long as you take CASH ONLY at the End.
Best regards and see you soon.
The one time I went to LMP, I paid at the end of my time. I assumed that is common practice, but maybe I am wrong.You are right.
I am the eccentric one who paid upfront.
Hi Jojo.
I saw the thread you refer too and am always amazed how argumentative some conversations become over trivial things. That is one of the reasons I refrain from posting on external sites. People behind keyboards are never wrong!
To answer your question, the policy is to collect at the end of a party. However, some visitors are happier to pay up front and we naturally accept without arguement. I think what happened with you stems back to your first visit where you paid Chris. Chris spoke very little English and sometimes found it easier to take the cash and mark envelope paid rather than explain. You took this as normal policy and paid in advance on future visits. Staff saw a regular pay up front, assumed it was your decision, and accepted your payment. Simple as that.
Rest assured that if you don't pay upfront on your next visit, no one will question you on it.
See you soon I hope.
Hugs and kisses.
Them.
XxxMy experience was very different. I was told by chris to keep my valuables in a envelope and also my contribution in the envelope but saperately! I asked if he would take it upfront but he refused. I wonder if his insistance on putting contribution in envelope saperately had anything to do with a thought on whether I was carrying the money or not and what if I said in end that I was short of cash!
ShootDaisy
06-06-12, 18:58
140 Pounds in the world's most expensive desirable city is uber cheap for 2 hours of party pleasure with 6 or 7 different broads. The intellectucal property value alone of not needing to waste time ringing multiple women and timings etc is worth the price of admission alone. This makes LMP cheaper than many developing world places as far as talent, time and quantity go. I could easily spend 140 quid at Just St James etc on a few drinks with a local tart. Just try mongering here in Spain (still relatively easy) or Budapest, where you have to ring and ring, hope some tart picks up the phone and will play with you and then most often, you have to stoop around to shit holes to get laid or convince some EE twat to come to a 5 star hotel for 100E an hour or more. I'll be in London soon for my annual holidays and I will be at LMP a LOT!
My experience was very different. I was told by chris to keep my valuables in a envelope and also my contribution in the envelope but saperately! I asked if he would take it upfront but he refused. I wonder if his insistance on putting contribution in envelope saperately had anything to do with a thought on whether I was carrying the money or not and what if I said in end that I was short of cash!"The idea in USA is that you can not pay the girl after sex. You should pay before the action. The logic is you are paying her to spend her time with you, like cleaner, like private lesson. Hours may pass, after several tequila shots you may end up in bed, this is different story for the US law. You are adults. Police have no rights to do anything about this situation.
But, if you decide to pay girl at the end of night after sex, and get caught by police, then you are in trouble. Serious trouble.".
You are a copper right.
The above explains why I did the Cash-Upfront.Acts at LMP as well.
I didn't even bother after that to Lick the Envelope. Hate the taste of Gum.
Then I walked with my most precious valuables into the bedroom, and with a fresh tongue.
I am sure (Emma) thought of a scenario such as you suddenly discovering at the end of the party that you are short of cash.
You will discover that you will be short of clothes, until such time when your CASH shortfall is made up.
I am sure she has an ATM machine in one of the bedrooms.
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140 Pounds in the world's most expensive desirable city is uber cheap for 2 hours of party pleasure with 6 or 7 different broads. The intellectucal property value alone of not needing to waste time ringing multiple women and timings etc is worth the price of admission alone. This makes LMP cheaper than many developing world places as far as talent, time and quantity go. I could easily spend 140 quid at Just St James etc on a few drinks with a local tart. Just try mongering here in Spain (still relatively easy) or Budapest, where you have to ring and ring, hope some tart picks up the phone and will play with you and then most often, you have to stoop around to shit holes to get laid or convince some EE twat to come to a 5 star hotel for 100E an hour or more. I'll be in London soon for my annual holidays and I will be at LMP a LOT!If you know your way around in London, then you will find that LONDON is actually ain't that expensive.
Its a question of knowing, Where and When.
A lot of us are at present residing and mongering in London as well as mongering in other places. , so we know what the score is compared to other countries.
I believe in giving credit when credit is due, and have done so on many occasions in respect of the VFM to be had at LMP on this thread and on other forums.
But group sex in a party is not for everyone. So you are not really comparing like for like. Further more a lot of experienced mongers have posted that they think FKK clubs&Party Treffs in Germany are better value than LMP.
I have yet to discover the FKK or the party scene there.
But if you feel that LMP contributions are too" cheap " then I am sure you can leave in your envelope extra DOSH for the girls.
In my case, I believe Charity begins at my home, especially at times like these when you don't even know whether money wiil pop out of the ATM cash machine.
Cheers from a long standing LMP Fan.
I hobby all over the world, and I always attend an LMP when I am in London, because they are such a fun and different experience than individual sessions with a girl. Comparing LMP to FKKs is like comparing apples and oranges. Both are unique and wonderful experiences. While it is true that parties are not for everyone, I think every punter should try it at least once (probably twice to be fair)!
The party I attended last week was again top notch. About 10 guys, two were newbies and had no trouble fitting in and having a good time. And the girls were fabulous as usual. All of them had LMP-quality attitudes, which means that they are warm and inviting. But Ivana was simply stunning. One of the prettiest girls that I've hobbied with, and certainly the prettiest that I've "cum across" at LMP. Doing her in doggie is a sight that will be etched in my mind for a long time. Special shout outs to Camilla and Mia as well. The photos don't do any of them justice in real life! And Emma and Moss and staff always do their best to make sure that guests have a terrific time.
Enjoy, boys!
R.
NickBentley
06-19-12, 04:16
Thanks everyone for the heads up on LMP. I've spent a lot of time reading through the thread, getting distracted by Copenhagen's links to other party sites and then read a lot about German FKKs too. Seems like while LMP may be shorter than others, it makes up in being high quality. When I may have 2 to 3 times to party at best, quality matters to me. I've never done the party scene before (so pointers on how to "approach" a girl are welcome) , I'm very excited about it. Thanks again. Will post my review when I get a chance to visit there, and still planning a visit to Milton Keynes too.
Also, would still like any info on Soho walkups as well as I know I'll end up wondering through there at some point.
Slavophile
06-20-12, 11:35
Nick,
You don't really approach LMP girls, they come and get you and then the fun begins. A good party in my opinion happens organically.
In the old days, Emma was the facilitator of the fun and with her clever Emmisms made those unfamiliar with group play comfortable with another bloke getting his balls handled while another bloke was shagging an LMP bird doggy style.
For some lads, it doesn't phase them at all and they roll with it swimmingly. For others it can be all too much. Just remember it's group fun and not a series of one on ones and you'll be right as rain. You don't have "sessions" at LMP (a word I loathe) , you are attending a 2 hour orgy party. Don't forget that.
DO NOT go to LMP if you are looking for the GFE, it truly is more the Porn Star Experience. You will feel like you are in a living breathing porno film.
What I was missing in my life was the Porn Star Experience which unfortunately, my poor old lady just can't provide me with that sort of experience.
The other thing quite honestly, LMP can be addictive (in a good way) , remember to space out your visits or you'll have nothing but bloody lent in your pockets.
I am truly jealous. Enjoy! All I have is LMR Warsaw which is similar in concept but no where near LMP in execution. Good people over there at LMR, but they really could learn some things from LMP.
Thank the Creator, Moss and Emma for LMP.
Slavophile.
Thanks everyone for the heads up on LMP. I've spent a lot of time reading through the thread, getting distracted by Copenhagen's links to other party sites and then read a lot about German FKKs too. Seems like while LMP may be shorter than others, it makes up in being high quality. When I may have 2 to 3 times to party at best, quality matters to me. I've never done the party scene before (so pointers on how to "approach" a girl are welcome) , I'm very excited about it. Thanks again. Will post my review when I get a chance to visit there, and still planning a visit to Milton Keynes too.
Also, would still like any info on Soho walkups as well as I know I'll end up wondering through there at some point.
NickBentley
06-21-12, 03:38
Thanks Slavophile! What a great way to put it. Yeah, the porn star experience definitely appeals to me, though I know I'll go for the GFE at least once while I'm over at Annabelles. LMP will be a new type of experience for me, but I'm extremely excited about it.
As for Soho walk-ups, my limited time might mean I have 60-90 minutes to kill one day. It won't be scheduled, and a walk-up will only be an option if I fill the need. Hoping to hit up a LMP first and maybe that'll inspire to save my cash for a handful of great visits this summer.
140 Pounds in the world's most expensive desirable city is uber cheap for 2 hours of party pleasure with 6 or 7 different broads.No if you know your way around London and want to spend time in finding more information.
This makes LMP cheaper than many developing world places as far as talent, time and quantity go.!I think this statement is too ambitious. What about punting in the developing world, poor countries in south east Asia?
Moreover, people could even contest it with punting in developed world. What about Partytreff, Flat Rate, FKK in Germany where for this price or even less people could stay for the whole day.
Please be notified that I am not in the business of promoting German party scheme, but your statement in my opinion is misleading. I do love London party scheme, I also do appreciate that people entitle to have their own opinion but that opinion shall be contested.
I do wish Britain will match Germany someday in the future, so I do not need to travel to Germany. This will only happen when there are intense competition, more competitors; WGs/ agent are encouraged to open a new party schemes in the UK and let them compete one to each other and only those who could provide the best value for customers will win.
ShootDaisy
06-23-12, 12:50
No if you know your way around London and want to spend time in finding more information.
I think this statement is too ambitious. What about punting in the developing world, poor countries in south east Asia?
Moreover, people could even contest it with punting in developed world. What about Partytreff, Flat Rate, FKK in Germany where for this price or even less people could stay for the whole day.
Please be notified that I am not in the business of promoting German party scheme, but your statement in my opinion is misleading. .The point of my "quote" wasn't to set up an argument about where to go in London for cheaper options it was simply to state that as far as MAJOR WORLD cities, for mongering, an LMP party for 140 quid to me is money well spent, assuming it delivers as others here have stated. I am from the UK and just moved out of London after 5 years, so yes I know where to go for cheap food, beers, sex etc. But after also mongering in such diverse places as Singapore, Phnom Penh, Astana, Odessa, Kiev, St Petersburg, Addis Ababa, Tokyo, Beijing, DUBAI, Marrakech, Jo'burg ad infinitum and then not knowing about LMP until I read this board, I will stick to the "value" part of my argument.
I have been to ALL of the major FKK and for 140 Euros (120 quid or so) there I will get entry, a feed and ONLY one 30 minute session so I stand by the argument that 140 quid for 2 hours and the chance at multi pops with multiple ho ho hos at LMP is VALUE. I may change my mind after attending one said LMP party next week.
Actually like JoJoSun said, London can be not so expensive in a lot of ways if you know where to look but as far as major world cities, it is a FACT that it is in the top 5 most expensive cities in the world. See Tokyo, Moscow etc.
Just back from my first ever LMP and although being nervous for a first time, it was great. I was greeted at the door by a very friendly girl then shown the changing room and showers. The host came along and put me at ease straight away. All my belongings went in an envelope with my name and then I had a shower and wrapped in a bathrobe was shown the rooms. There were 6 girls and about 6 or 7 guys in all. I looked in one room 2 guys with 3 girls and one of them Mia asked me if I wanted to play I said a nervous yes and then she took me to another room, the host came over and told her I was a first timer to look after me well. There was a nother couple already having a good BBBJ. Mia started off with the same then I asked for DATY gladly accepted and with me working her clit and squeezing nipples and with a finger try to find the g spot she actually came or at least that's the impression I got. She then continued with BBBJ and we ended up in a 69 then she put a jacket on and rode me switched to doggie and I blew my (first) load. Had a quick wash and went upstairs had a glass of wine with some cheese and biscuits. Back down again and a nice petite brazilian with a nice big butt called me over and started with a BBBJ to get jnr going. Now a second in a short time for me is a struggle at best however jnr was up but long way from coming. A second girls came over Angelina with big boobs and started kissing my nipples and playing with me. I must say Mia offered me a nice FK though not DFK, these 2 both played with their lips on mine with light FK. Then a third girl Kate came over complaining where are all the men gone and said I was the lucky guy. She planted her boobs in my face then started licking my nipples, I asked Angelina to sit on my face and boy I was in sex heaven. Meanwhile bella was giving jnr a good washing up with her mouth. Then another guy came and Kate went over to him. I still had Bella and Angelina, Bella then got a jacket and mounted me with Angelina grinding her pussy in my face Bella rode me facing me then turned over and rode me the other way, Angelina grinder her pussy in a way like she came. Then Angelina took over from Bella and I had Bella on my face. After a while jnr was still not coming so they both lubed him up and tried to jack him off no go. So I said lets give it a break and they agreed. I went up again had a bi more wine and 2 small slices of pizza. Angelina came up as well another well propotioned girl Nicole. After a short while Nicole said lets go and play and told me she will try her best. Down again and she starts this fantastic slow BBBJ really good. Then another girl Alex comes along giving my nipples a real suck and her nice boobs get my tongue going. Nicole and I then end in a 69 and then I go mish with her and she gives a fantastic DFK really getting me going and I finally blow my second load. I am well and truly spent happily. I take a shower and get dressed though I still have about 20 mts left. I wait till all the girls are finished and bid them goodbye upstairs I collect the envelope, pay my dues and I'm off. It's only goin to be LMPs for me on my London visits.
No definitely not. My point here is that if an industrialized country such as Germany could beat LMP in term of bang for the buck then there is no need to compare it further with developing countries, where income per capita is very low and all things are much cheaper. The conclusion is already.Quite honestly I fail to understand why you put so much effort into downgrading LMP, by constantly comapring it to German FKK options.
As a LONDON resident I get more value for my money at LMP, simply by not paying for Air Travel, Hotels <Taxis etc, being the extra costs for me involved in the travel to Germany.
And secondly I simply prefer LONDON in comparison to any German City. And I have done few of them. Germany is Germany and London Is London.
At LMP you are getting 7 girls over 2 hours. This works out at £20 per girl.
And this beats many options in many "Developing Countries ".
Besides you are having the action in an upmarket clean safe apartment in a central London Location.
Have you actually been to LMP.
The reason I am asking, because I notice that you recently recommended another London Institution (HOD) to a member "R The man ". , based on recommendations by "other Members "as per your post. Ie based on hear say.
After my last foray I went the next day as well 1-3pm. Fantastic selection of girls again. I didn't realise that I really need over 24 hrs to regain my sexual strength. However with the help of captain viagra did manage another 2hrs of 2 pops. I really can't remember the girls names now, however started with one petite brazilian with nice pert boobs giving me a BBBJ and light FK I asked for DATY but she declined saying she didn't want to come too soon. On with the rubber she rode me then I switvhed to doggie and she giving a BJ to another bloke. After while jnr I was tired so excused my self and with jnr wilting a bit left the room only to be confronted by Yolanda who practically pulled me to bed and started a geat BBBJ, then another bloke came in started giving attention to her pussy. She repositioned herself to give him room but concentrated on me and was getting into a great BBBJ and I was going to blow my load she wanted it in her mouth. She took every drop in her mouth then went off to wash her mouth out. I went upstairs for a good break, had some water and food, came down again and tried a few other girls. Low point for me was this bloke (asian origin) who was sweating lot next to me and giving out this BO which really turned me off and I excused my self and left that room as I just couldn't stand it. There was good assed brazilian girl giving a guy a BBBJ, I started a DATY on her the she after a while she switched and he went doggie while she gave my a CBJ. Jnr was not quite up for round 2. Moved on and with 20mts left I had another CIS girl give me a nice slow BBBJ, and she finished ne off witha great HJ. I got some good DFK as well with most of them. I would recommend LMPs as value for money any day.
James Dean 2
06-30-12, 12:57
Hi I will be in london in aug. Can you share some girls private contact nos. Not much expensive but. Preferrably blondes, indians.I highly recommend the LMP on a weekday. You will like it.
After my last foray I went the next day as well 1-3pm. Fantastic selection of girls again. I didn't realise that I really need over 24 hrs to regain my sexual strength. However with the help of captain viagra did manage another 2hrs of 2 pops. I really can't remember the girls names now, however started with one petite brazilian with nice pert boobs giving me a BBBJ and light FK I asked for DATY but she declined saying she didn't want to come too soon. On with the rubber she rode me then I switvhed to doggie and she giving a BJ to another bloke. After while jnr I was tired so excused my self and with jnr wilting a bit left the room only to be confronted by Yolanda who practically pulled me to bed and started a geat BBBJ, then another bloke came in started giving attention to her pussy. She repositioned herself to give him room but concentrated on me and was getting into a great BBBJ and I was going to blow my load she wanted it in her mouth. She took every drop in her mouth then went off to wash her mouth out. I went upstairs for a good break, had some water and food, came down again and tried a few other girls. Low point for me was this bloke (asian origin) who was sweating lot next to me and giving out this BO which really turned me off and I excused my self and left that room as I just couldn't stand it. There was good assed brazilian girl giving a guy a BBBJ, I started a DATY on her the she after a while she switched and he went doggie while she gave my a CBJ. Jnr was not quite up for round 2. Moved on and with 20mts left I had another CIS girl give me a nice slow BBBJ, and she finished ne off witha great HJ. I got some good DFK as well with most of them. I would recommend LMPs as value for money any day.I too felt great at few previous parties I attended. But last one about a month ago, I felt not very same. Somehow, I found poor hygeine, girls very quite partial in offering services, no one really refused BJ and sex, but every thing else was really at discretion and so much that I stopped to enjoy the party after first 20-30 mins. Price wise 140 is a deal. But in the end when I left, I saw the girl put my gown back on the hanger into cupboard for next party. Also few girls disappeared towards end of party. Last 20-30 mins I could only see 2-3 girls at anytime in action. I think standards have dropped and surely organisers must think of coming back to old glory!
I too felt great at few previous parties I attended. But last one about a month ago, I felt not very same. Somehow, I found poor hygeine, girls very quite partial in offering services, no one really refused BJ and sex, but every thing else was really at discretion and so much that I stopped to enjoy the party after first 20-30 mins. Price wise 140 is a deal. But in the end when I left, I saw the girl put my gown back on the hanger into cupboard for next party. Also few girls disappeared towards end of party. Last 20-30 mins I could only see 2-3 girls at anytime in action. I think standards have dropped and surely organisers must think of coming back to old glory!Hi Mumbai Cop.
I read you post and I have to say that quite frankly I am amazed by your comments and rather perplexed.
I met you at the party and we actually had a friendly and quite lengthy conversation at the end of the party and you did not raise any disquiet or dissatisfaction at what had gone on. For you to then write on here that the standards are slipping especially on hygiene is unbelievable.
To address a couple of points, you did not see your robe being hung back in the wardrobe. Everything is washed after every party and any robes being hung up are fresh ones taken from another cupboard where they are kept separate. Experience has shown us that if we hang too many out, guests are apt to use more than one. You attended a 7 pm party and anyone who has stayed til the end of an evening party knows that everything is scooped up for washing. Secondly, you are alleging that there were up to 5 girls sitting upstairs during a party. That NEVER happens. Girls take staggered breaks based on how busy we are as they would never leave their friends under pressure.
Nobody refused you BJ or sex but everything else was 'at discretion' and 'organisers must think of coming back to old glory'. Both strange statements.
Prior to and following on after your visit, we have had many positive reviews from first timers both on here and elsewhere plus ongoing comments from regulars and none seem to detect the drop like you claim to. Possibly your enjoyment of the last party was slightly soured when Moss politely declined your request for a discount for 'regulars'
You have the right to criticise and if valid, I will take it into consideration. Likewise, I have the right to defend my reputation against unjust accusations. I was there the day you were and you had ample opportunity to voice any disquiet. However you choose to come on here and with a vague accusation and a incorrect comment, you choose to come on here and say that we are letting things slip.
I am sure time will tell which one of us is correct.
Emma
I too felt great at few previous parties I attended. But last one about a month ago, I felt not very same. Somehow, I found poor hygeine, girls very quite partial in offering services, no one really refused BJ and sex, but every thing else was really at discretion and so much that I stopped to enjoy the party after first 20-30 mins. Price wise 140 is a deal. But in the end when I left, I saw the girl put my gown back on the hanger into cupboard for next party. Also few girls disappeared towards end of party. Last 20-30 mins I could only see 2-3 girls at anytime in action. I think standards have dropped and surely organisers must think of coming back to old glory!I know I will run the wrath of those forum members who believe LMP have their own "hound dogs" who post on here and will defend them at all costs, however I think anyone who has been to LMP ever will know a lot of what is said above is totally untrue.
As someone who has been going to the parties on a very regular basis for the past 4 years, I would certainly know if there were any dropping in standards, and can rest assure anyone who has not been there recently nothing has changed. In those 4 years I have never seen any girls disappear before the end of a party, and you are saying 4-5 girls had left, I would have thought some other guest would have noticed this also.
As for lack of hygiene, I think you would only believe this if you suffer from OCD and feel the need for you and the girls to shower every 5 mins! .
Sure you did not go to another party provider by mistake?
Mongering is my hobby but I have always stayed with the one in one scene. I am in London for the day tomorrow and wanted to experience an LMP. Do I need to call / book ahead? Or one just shows up? How far is it from Gatewick?
Answers are greatly appreciated also any advise welcome.
Mongering is my hobby but I have always stayed with the one in one scene. I am in London for the day tomorrow and wanted to experience an LMP. Do I need to call / book ahead? Or one just shows up? How far is it from Gatewick?
Answers are greatly appreciated also any advise welcome.You need to call them, at least to know where it is.
It's far from Gatwick, say about 9o min minimum by public transport.
Read the thread, and go to their website, all explained.
LovingAsia
07-11-12, 14:46
I've been to LMP a few times and each on occasion, left with a smile.
I have never seen anyone with a vibrator at LMP. We know women love them, so. Are vibrators allowed? This is better addressed to Emma. I kinda feel they wouldn't be allowed as the girls may not last 3 sessions with vibrators around. But you never know.
Thanks
I've been to LMP a few times and each on occasion, left with a smile.
I have never seen anyone with a vibrator at LMP. We know women love them, so. Are vibrators allowed? This is better addressed to Emma. I kinda feel they wouldn't be allowed as the girls may not last 3 sessions with vibrators around. But you never know.
ThanksMaybe Emma will answer. I've never seen them either, but not so confident they would be popular. One less hole available for starters. But girls generally can be pretty fussy about vibrators other than their own, not knowing where it's been etc, and it would be hard to keep track of them at a party.
I can imagine other types of parties where the girl (s) might put on a show, but it doesn't sound very much like the regular LMP event to me (probably doesn't to you either).
Regards
Hi Guys.
None of our parties are scripted or have floor shows so vibrators don't make a regular appearance at parties. However, many of the girls bring their own ' bullets' with them and some guests bring them as presents and they come out at parties especially the quieter ones when the girls have to amuse themselves as all the guys are exhausted!
Hi,
I've been now to LMP quite a few times, because its really good!
Pros:
- girls are always pretty, with some real stunners, and theres always a mix of blondes:brunettes / nationalities. For all taste.
- very clean, with good showers.
- very safe.
- girls are always serviceable, they don't slack! And the boss (them) is watching as well to make sure nobody slacks until the very end!
- some girls obviously enjoy a lot their work, and it even gets better, if for some reason they like you (if you're not too bad looking,
With a good erection, and all the other guys are old fat guys, it may help.)
- the M to F ratio is indeed capped at 2.
- good free food and drinks.
Cons:
- well some other girls ARE at work, and will let you feel it. They'll treat you as a customer, and mechanically. They have their own taste as well.
My advice: if you don't like it, show whos the customer is, and if it doesn't get better, switch to a more serviceable girl.
- the decoration is plain. There is a swing for more kinky stuff, but apart from that its just normal bedrooms.
- no anal sex, (thus no DP) , usually no CIM or COF. Thats a bit disappointing I must say. You can't feel 100% as in a porn movie.
Looks like its part of the policy there.
I didn't find better, though I'd very much like to know if there is.
I've tried gentlemen parties (google it) in stratford. Its cheaper, the girls are quite pretty as well. The venue looks more like a club so a bit more kinky.
But the M to F ratio is higher around 3 to 4. But its much cheaper and lasts longer, so its not so much of a problem. I liked it too. I recommend it too.
My advice: if you go to one of these parties, make sure you're fit to make the most of it, and some Viagra can be helpful!
LovingAsia
07-15-12, 15:05
Hi Guys.
None of our parties are scripted or have floor shows so vibrators don't make a regular appearance at parties. However, many of the girls bring their own ' bullets' with them and some guests bring them as presents and they come out at parties especially the quieter ones when the girls have to amuse themselves as all the guys are exhausted!Thanks. I'd like to be at one of the those quieter parties!
LovingAsia
07-22-12, 10:32
Time: 3-5pm.
Ladies:EVA IVANA MIA MONIKA NICOLE SAMANTHA VIKKI YOLANDA.
There was full on action when I arrived. While waiting for the showers, I went to each of the 3 rooms to view the show. And it pretty much was like a show. It was a full house that day, and pretty much each girl had 2 guys to entertain. I caught sight of Mia who was on the swing and loving it. One guy had a cock in her mouth, another guy playing with her pussy. There was a blonde lady in the room also who was talking dirty. And I found that arousing. Later I found out this was Monika. My eyes swivelled to Mia once more. The sight of those legs in stockings spread wide apart with an exposed pussy compelled me to deliver my greetings to those lips, and I did so with my tongue. Now I didn't have Mia on my to do list, but you don't get the spirit of a person through censored photos on the website, and Mia really had the spirit. Wanting to try out the new cock ring I had bought, I hurried on to the shower.
It's a bit of a blur, but I recall having a twosome with Monika before finding the rear of Ivana free. Now it has been said by mongers on forums that this lady is quite beautiful. More so than the pictures suggest. And I couldn't agree more. A remote kind of beauty. She asked me whether I was ok. With my tongue quickly into her raised posterior I couldn't be more ok. And while she sucked on a guy I rode her from behind, and although I had been determined to pace myself, she soon had milked me dry.
Then it was upstairs for a drink and back downstairs. Mia was on the swing still, and I took a seat in the sofa to catch the show. This guy had a bullet vibrator on him (well, that answers my question about sex toys) and used it well to tease Mia. As intensity was building up, she withdrew the iron rod form her mouth and closed her eyes while the thing buzzed away. I suppose the action reached a natural ending which I didn't witness as now Monika was beckoning me, and in a little while we are kissing and exchanging flirtatious comments. She was a honey.
Some while later I found myself in a different room and with Yolanda who heroically gave the kiss of life to my limp member. It sprung back to life fully recharged- that set me up for probably the best workout of the day, which was with Eva, who happened to pass me by and asked what would I like to do. Like all the other girls that day, she said she prefers doggy. But I was bored with doggy. So like the good times I had had with the girls in AC, Phils, I got her at the edge of the bed, and me with both feet dug into the floor, gave her a good pounding, which we both found immensely pleasurable. Emma observed that we were making our own porn film.
The finale came in the final 10 mins. We joined all the other gals and guys in one room which resembled an orgy. 8 girls and may be less than 16 guys. In the softly lit room, the music in the background, Monika and I embraced and danced slowly through the sighing bodies, a dance that led us to the shower, and to an end of a pleasurable session.
I didn't get to mention Eva also ended up on the swing and exclaimed that she loved it, nor did I mention that on seeing 3 guys on Mia I said to Emma that Mia is like pornstar, to which Emma replied "she is". My 1st Saturday session, it had a different feeling to the weekday events I had been to. The guys seemed more to be regulars and the atmosphere was perfect. Through it all, I noticed Emma in the background, never too far away, making sure all the guys are not alone for too long, making the sessions work. Also not gone unnoticed are the other helpers who serve drinks, and who run around cleaning the washrooms.
The afternoon over, I realise I need to get more in shape for my forthcoming trip to Pattaya!
I stated time and time again, here and on another UK forum I am a fan of LMP and that there are no competetors with LMP (Similar Quality&Price) at present in London, which is a pity from my point of view as a monger.
But to keep reading all glowing reports and that everything is lovely and dandy at LMP, without any suggestions for further improvements and constructive ideas without hidden agendas, would IMHO really makes this thread too boring.
And it certainly wouldn't give LMP management a real feedback, which I am sure Emma is keen to hear from honest mongers.
BigLittleAl
07-23-12, 02:28
First Time at LMP. Or any party of this sort for that matter!
Though I can say with some certainty. I'll be back!
I don't normally write reviews. Don't really have the time and as a newbie in the Punting world I don't have enough experience to make comments in public about things I don't know enough about. But I felt compelled to write a brief word about my first time experience at LMP on Sat.
I must admit, I had my apprehension about going to a party like this and was very nervous for all sorts of reasons."Could I perform in front of all the men?" "Would the girls be nice and would they have time for me?". Etc etc. I took a deep breath and decided to take the plunge. So glad I did!
From the moment I arrive at the venue and introduced to M and the other lady who took care of us (sorry I have a memory of a fish. But she was lovely and kind!) , I was made very welcome and very much at ease! M is such dynamic character I don't think I have ever met anyone quite like her. She truly cares about you having a great time and works her magic to make you feel like dropping your guard and lose yourself in the erotic and electric atmosphere that is.
The venue was nice and upmarket. Very clean and tidy, always fresh towels available and was cleaned / refreshed as the day went on.
The girls are all very lovely. I would love to give more details about who was my favorite. Etc but wouldn't want to rate one over another. As they all looked after me at one time or another. All with such passion and commitment to their work! The only problem was with me. Unlike some of the other guys there, my lack of practice and stamina meant that I had to pace myself in order to last til the end. And sometimes had to pull back from the action a bit and watch so that I do not over exert. And what a sight! It was like being live at a porn movie shoot. Amazing!
Last but not least. Nice bunch of guys there all very friendly which helped me relax into the experience. Thanks guys!
M, hope you got to watch Dark Knight rises over the weekend and enjoyed it. Bat man awaits!
Cheers and see yall soon!
Totally share this well said opinion. Writing this so you don't feel to lonely on this thread.I have begun to realise that most people here on forum really like LMP. So there is no question of LMP losing it's credibility here. Also new people will read posts here and keep visitng LMP due to all good reports here.
Emma should be happy about it.
I really does not matter a lot about what someone saw or felt himself as there were others who did not see all that. So there is no question of proving right ot wrong here. People have different standards to judge and what is acceptable to many may not be to others. So it is difference in perception only.
BigLittleAl
07-24-12, 07:49
I have begun to realise that most people here on forum really like LMP. So there is no question of LMP losing it's credibility here. Also new people will read posts here and keep visitng LMP due to all good reports here.
Emma should be happy about it.
I really does not matter a lot about what someone saw or felt himself as there were others who did not see all that. So there is no question of proving right ot wrong here. People have different standards to judge and what is acceptable to many may not be to others. So it is difference in perception only.I cannot agree more with MumbaiCop. If I believe 100% in what reviewers say on Forums / review sites, I'd never go for any hotel / restaurants / sevices / products ever again. Yes everyone is entitled to their opinion and everyone's experience is different. But unfortunately its far too common practice these days for people to complain or write bad reviews about a service in a "public" space, without first giving the service provider any opportunity or a fair chance to do something about it. Constructive criticism / improvement advice is always much better received if they are not done in public first.
To put it simply,
- Write an impartial report if just reporting on activities.
- Write a good report only if it is due.
- If dissatisfied with a party / service, speak to management on the day of the party or soon afterwards about the issues. If issues persist or complains not handled correctly, write a bad report.
Just my 2 pennies worth.
I have begun to realise that most people here on forum really like LMP. So there is no question of LMP losing it's credibility here. Also new people will read posts here and keep visitng LMP due to all good reports here.
Emma should be happy about it.
I really does not matter a lot about what someone saw or felt himself as there were others who did not see all that. So there is no question of proving right ot wrong here. People have different standards to judge and what is acceptable to many may not be to others. So it is difference in perception only.In general in any circumstances, indeed each person will have their own opinion taste and criteria to consider whether it is good or not. I beg to disagree with other people but I appreciate other people opinions who disagree with my opinion.
Some people which include me who have a good access to German Partytreff or German Flat rate will have other opinion.
LMP might be good for some people but I disagree if people say that LMP is offering vim. Keep in mind this is only a two hour party other parties are offering 3-4 hours duration. Some German parties are offering almost a whole day party for this price.
IMHO some people who could bang 5-6 chicks at LMP or at least could stay hard during this two hours slot and therefore manage to plunge into his see*k within this time span will benefit from it. The rest will subsidize the party. I am sorry if my honest opinion here will offend other people but I appreciate other people opinions and I expect the same thing in return.
I don't think anyone need feel offended. There's a good selection of field reports so people can make up their own minds. It is heavily weighted in favour of people singing LMP's praises. I'll include myself. And that will tend to irritate people who didn't enjoy their experience so much, but that is almost standard for any product or service. Likewise, the German Partytreff fans will tend to irritate some folk (again, I include myself, though I'm pretty well past being irritated these days. The forum's fine for info, and a few posts out of kilter don't change that).
Personally I think LMP is great value. I have a) never found Partytreffs great value personally, though they look good on the surface, b) they are a different type of experience in my view, c) they are a Germany-only experience, so clog up a London board IMHO. It's not as if Germany is a few tube stops away.
But even though I like LMP personally, I think a few negative reports are good grist to the mill. It gets a bit of all-the-same otherwise. I find some of them interesting reading, as it reminds that we don't all have same tastes.
I don't think anyone need feel offended. There's a good selection of field reports so people can make up their own minds. It is heavily weighted in favour of people singing LMP's praises. I'll include myself. And that will tend to irritate people who didn't enjoy their experience so much, but that is almost standard for any product or service. Likewise, the German Partytreff fans will tend to irritate some folk (again, I include myself, though I'm pretty well past being irritated these days. The forum's fine for info, and a few posts out of kilter don't change that).
Personally I think LMP is great value. I have a) never found Partytreffs great value personally, though they look good on the surface, be) they are a different type of experience in my view, see) they are a Germany-only experience, so clog up a London board IMHO. It's not as if Germany is a few tube stops away.
But even though I like LMP personally, I think a few negative reports are good grist to the mill. It gets a bit of all-the-same otherwise. I find some of them interesting reading, as it reminds that we don't all have same tastes.1 Germany is not few tube stops away. Hence its pointless comparing German Parties to LMP in London.
Thai girls in Thailand are cheaper and VFM, but what do I do if I fancy shagging a Thai girl in London? .
2 Been to Pam's Parties and London Adult Club parties, no way do they compare to LMP in terms of looks of girls (Very Important To Me) and Facilities.
But mongers who disagree about the (Looks of Girls at other Parties) , please give us your Factual reports with Links to Photos of the girls. Then we can compare by being put in the picture.
I am always in search of VFM mongering and partying in London.
But at the end of the day, like you said " We don't all have the same tastes "
I was at an LMP on Wed. 2 weeks ago. This was my first LMP visit and this is actually my first meaningful report on ISG although I have been mongering for few years now (FKKs, escorts, etc).
I have not reported before because I rarely found that I have something meaningful to add. However I had the time of my life at this first LMP! And I feel I should share my experience.
7 hot babes (Vanessa, Victoria, Mia, Samantha. These are the ones I remember) and around 12 men. It is very rare for me to remember names 2 weeks later. But some how I still remember some of them.
Emma and a helper were there overlooking things and making sure everything was running smoothly and that the "new ones" were well taken care of. I think there were a total of 3 of us who were new to the scene.
The service was outstanding from the girls. It was a lot of fun
My only remark is that the closet to store our clothes was small!
It is a definite repeat for me.
I had been reluctant to go because I have never been to a group sex party before and thought I would feel out of place or awkward. NONE of this happened. The girls did not really need any encouragement from Emma or her helper to make me feel at ease, but any way the more the merrier. And my finale was orchestrated by Emma with 4 beautiful lovely babes giving me my 4th orgasm in 2 hours by a masterful alternating BBBJ (ssss)
I think we discussed this before. Its in the Title.
But please give us actual links to Photos of girls in the 3-4 hours parties that you think are comparable to LMP.
I repeat myself again. Been to Pam's few times and to London adult party Club didn't find them on par with LMP girls.
I like VFM and saving my hard earned Dosh.I agree Each person has their own opinion. But I do not think two hours party is vfm for that price. People who could benefit are people who could come 5-6 times within two hours or at least stay hard for two hours session. IMHO, Other people who do not will eventually subsidize these people.
Moreover some people like me has a very good access to German party schemes. If people take this into account, the party schemes in the UK will need to be more competitive.
They are not competitive as there are only very few providers.
I agree Each person has their own opinion. But I do not think two hours party is vfm for that price. People who could benefit are people who could come 5-6 times within two hours or at least stay hard for two hours session. IMHO, Other people who do not will eventually subsidize these people.
Moreover some people like me has a very good access to German party schemes. If people take this into account, the party schemes in the UK will need to be more competitive.
They are not competitive as there are only very few providers.Please read what I posted. Just post here Names of girls at other Party venues in London, or better still links to their photos, which you think are on a par with the LMP girls.
There is really no need for you to keep repeating the boring mantras about " people who could come 5. 6 times at LMP " and " German Party schemes".
Once again I am interested to know of Party Girls in London, who are on a Par with LMP Girls.
I don't give a Fuck about anything else, like how many times people come at parties, or who is subsidizing who at LMP, nor am I interested in comparing LMP to German Parties.
Moreover some people like me has a very good access to German party schemes. If people take this into account, the party schemes in the UK will need to be more competitive.On a side note.
Ok, I like to have " a very good access to German party schemes ", would you care to elaborate?
What do you mean? Do you have Free or subsidized return Travel Uk to Germany.
Hotel costs in Germany.
On a side note.
Ok, I like to have " a very good access to German party schemes ", would you care to elaborate?
What do you mean? Do you have Free or subsidized return Travel Uk to Germany.
Hotel costs in Germany.No Mate. I travel to Germany a few times a year for any other Businesses. The party scheme in Germany is very competitive. This is in my belief due to the fact that many providers exists in the market. In the UK they are less competitive as there only a handful number of party providers.
More players in the UK will make UK orgy party market to become more competitive. By the end of the day all stakeholders will become the winner. Party providers could become more efficient and the punters will get "more bang for the buck". It is the efficiency that will make a business more resilient. I wish this was the case in the UK so I did not need to wait until I traveled to Germany.
We have seen this evidence exist in London for individual escort Thank to EE babes from Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic who come to Britain and make the punting in the UK to become more affordable.
I will say LMP is good vfm for people who could come for 5-6 during the two hours duration or at least stay hard for that duration. Otherwise they are subsidizing other people. Although six babes available on the day but some people are not in this league (if not majority). So more babes available does not really make a difference.
This will be difference in the duration is longer.
Exmoor Visitor
07-25-12, 12:39
No Mate. I travel to Germany a few times a year for any other Businesses. The party scheme in Germany is very competitive. This is in my belief due to the fact that many providers exists in the market. In the UK they are less competitive as there only a handful number of party providers.
More players in the UK will make UK orgy party market to become more competitive. By the end of the day all stakeholders will become the winner. Party providers could become more efficient and the punters will get "more bang for the buck". It is the efficiency that will make a business more resilient. I wish this was the case in the UK so I did not need to wait until I traveled to Germany.
We have seen this evidence exist in London for individual escort Thank to EE babes from Hungary, Poland, Czech Republic who come to Britain and make the punting in the UK to become more affordable.
I will say LMP is good vfm for people who could come for 5-6 during the two hours duration or at least stay hard for that duration. Otherwise they are subsidizing other people. Although six babes available on the day but some people are not in this league (if not majority). So more babes available does not really make a difference.
This will be difference in the duration is longer.Been reading this thread and find myself put in mind of the quote I have used in the title.
Adindas you appear only to value each time you cum and that strikes me as a pretty poor outlook on life in general. Do you not enjoy the sexual fun and contact leading up to the brief moments of orgasm. Have you ever heard of foreplay or are you a wham bam 'fuck me that was expensive ma'am' merchant. Each to their own of course but I'm quite sure most on here when talking about value for money are more interested in how gorgeous the girls are, how energetic and sexually engaging they are, the cleanliness etc of the surroundings etc etc.
I do not like the pounds per cum approach but just to go down that route for a moment (and actually a correction because at LMP there are always seven girls and not uncommonly more!)
You will party with seven gorgeous girls over the course of two hours which equates to £20 per girl which I have to say is damn good value by mine and most peoples judgement. During that two hours you can be sexually involved throughout. If you have a problem with staying hard for that length of time can I recommend you try one of the many pills or gels out there. Personally I have used genuine Viagra purchased online rather than cheaper generic stuff and find it works a treat.
Compare this with other the other providers where the actual contact time is less than half the advertised duration and the quality of the girls is not a patch.
If German clubs float your boat then great, I'm sure we value all genuinely held opinions but I just cannot understand how much cheaper you feel LMP should be.
Adindas without wishing to sound pompous can I suggest you relax and enjoy a little more and forget trying to divide the price you paid by the number of times you came!
Why is it the 2 biggest posters recently on this thread are guys who have admitted in previous posts either (a) have never been to and not likely to go to LMP, or (be) someone who have only been a couple of times with the last being over a year ago. Why do you feel the need to keep contributing to the thread when in fact you have little or no expriences to share with other members?
In terms of VFM this will always be a subjective question, with diferent people having different definitions and answers. In my view (and not just about LMP but escorts in general) is if I leave feeling I have enjoyed myself and am willing return at a later stage I have got VFM. I have exprienced this past both with escorts at £80 an hour and £150 an hour (sorry to offend your principles Adindas) and can on more occasions have come away from the more expensive one feeling I have got VFM.
As Exmoor Visitor has also stated its not just about having sex for the full 2 hours and then working out the £ per shot figure. I for one can say that when at LMP I spend less than 10-15 per party upstairs resting, as there is plenty to keep me otherwise occupied downstairs and its not just above having the sex, and its very rare for me to cum more than once during that 2hr (to dispel all the myths you need to cum 5 or 6 times). Some of the best parties are when there is plenty of banter between girls, other guys, and hosts. Yes there are other party providers who are cheaper (I have not been to any myself but the reports are available for all to see) that prove in reality your probably get to spend less time with the girls than you do at LMP, once they have started late, you have queue up to wait for your chance to see any girl given the high ratios, girls have had 30 min breaks, then the party finishes early, so am sure most would leave there with a question mark over VFM.
Finally as JoJosun has said, why or why do you keep banging on about German equivalents on here, there is a whole section of the forum for Germany if you were unaware.
Slavophile
07-25-12, 23:47
Sorry, but I respectfully disagree with your analogy. In my opinion a more proper analogy would be a restaurant or film reviewer.
Would you not say a film reviewer would lose all credibility if he or she did not actually attend and view the films they were writing and presenting their opinions on? Would you be more likely take the opinion seriously of a reviewer who actually attended the film?
If a restaurant reviewer was caught writing reviews or opinions on restaurants he or she never ate at or even tasted the food how much credibility would that reviewer have with his or her readers?
In the end, those who make informed posts based on first hand experiences, recent experiences and from a position of knowledge are the ones I would chose to take stock in and would prove more valid and valuable for me. However, that is just my opinion of course.
I am not trying to be contrary for the sake of being contrary to your analogy, but I severely disagree with the premise of your analogy. I do agree with what the one gentlemen wrote that VFM is quite relative and subjective and is futile to even enter into that discussion. What I value, you might not and what you value for your money, I could care less about. I think judging a woman's beauty and rating her is also futile, one man's trash is another man's treasure and vice versa.
Please take my comments in the tone of a gentlemanly debate and nothing more than that. Your posts are always a real value and provoke interesting discussions. You have a unique way of thinking of things, however contrary they might be to my line of thought.
Cheers,
Slavophile.
Sorry mate I disagree with you. Contribution to a forum could be an opinion and does not mean that people need to experience it himself. For instance a professor talking about poverty, he does not need to be poor to talk about poverty.
A medical probationer talking about a disease he does not need to contract a disease in other to talk about that disease.
Also it does not mean that you need to agree to other people. The discussion forum is not just about sharing information but could be an opinion.
Anyway I respect other people opinions. I am not looking for enemies here. Therefore I will hold the discussion for a while, but I will come back again later when everyone is chilling out.
. Yes there are other party providers who are cheaper (I have not been to any myself but the reports are available for all to see) that prove in reality your probably get to spend less time with the girls than you do at LMP, once they have started late, you have queue up to wait for your chance to see any girl given the high ratios, girls have had 30 min breaks, then the party finishes early, so am sure most would leave there with a question mark over VFM.I have been to other parties in London, Pam's parties and London Adult Party Club.
Anyone can write the longest volume of the Kama Sutra about them, but it will not change the fact that no way do they come close enough even to contemplate comparing them (In terms of Girls Looks, location, facilties, Hygiene, Mongers, etc) to LMP where I have been many times.
Just take a look at the Photos in their galleries and compare them to the LMP Gallery and A Picture Speaks a Thousand Words.
Ask yourself why would a girl party for cheaper prices at other venues/
At the end of the day the girls at these parties are in it for the Money, are they not?
Quite honestly even the ex Milfs parties at LMP, the ladies there were far better looking and even younger than a lot of the Ladies at PP and LAPC.
I am always looking for mongering and partying alternatives in London all ears and eyes for suggestions, but to keep slagging LMP for no convencing reason is just being argumentative and not contributing anything to this thread.
I don't know whether its the Hot and humid weather at present, but I get really pissed off by the suggestion that should Fly or Get on the Deutche Train because its VFM hundreds of miles away in Germany.
And if it was just a question of putting VFM on Cum Shots, I might as well head to a fertility clinic few tube stops away become a Sperm Donor, getting £££ for my Load.
Well Nope, I will say. Forum is about expressing opinion asking, discussing something. I express my opinion and certainly other people are free to express theirs or to challenge it.Fair Enough. Yet you remain strangely Silent on the other Uk forum where 99% of posters there agree that LMP is the number one party venue in London. Hence reflected in its price.
I asked you more than once, just post here the names of the girls that YOU ACTUALLY FANCY and think are HOT at Pams or LAPC, then we have a Factual Evidenced post to compare with LMP. I am being objective in this case.
Yet, Time and time again you want to take me on a De-tour hundreds of miles away to parties in Germany, and lecturing us on VFM and Supply & Demand plus the pros of competition in the Uk Party Scene. .
Also there is a thread in the UK forum for Other Parties. Why don't you enlighten members here with the VFM that you think can be had away from LMP.
Well if everyone is entitled to an opinion, which they are, then mine is lined up with Jojosun and Wilts Boy.
I can't find the page just now that states it explicitly, but I've always understood the purpose of the Forum is to help people find paid-for sex, and it is divided into countries and topics for ease of access, plus there are specialist forums for discussion of opinion.
Jackson is hardly draconian in his moderating, but it does seem to me that the record does get stuck occasionally, especially when opinions are based on theories, and theories based on opinions, rather than either based on personal experience. Afaiaa, Adindas is neither a medical probationer commenting on medicine, nor an economics professor commenting on economics - just another punter who maybe comments on countries and topics of which he has limited experience. Let's not get worked up about it. One can always scroll for the field reports of interest to you.
Adindas, go to Thailand and you will find even cheaper girls that stai with you 24hrs, for less of the money you spend in a German FKK. Isn't it a bargain?
Adindas, go to Thailand and you will find even cheaper girls that stai with you 24hrs, for less of the money you spend in a German FKK. Isn't it a bargain?Yes I have been to Thailand and other countries in South East Asia. Someone in the previous post said have said that LMP is the best vfm in the world. Because this information in this forum is read by people around the world, and I believe it is misleading, I challenge it and I give example of sex scheme in south east Asia such as Laos, Cambodia as will as Germany.
If you have knowledge and you believe it is incorrect then you will need to challenge it.
Yes I have been to Thailand and other countries in South East Asia. Someone in the previous post said have said that LMP is the best vfm in the world. Because this information in this forum is read by people around the world, and I believe it is misleading, I challenge it and I give example of sex scheme in south east Asia such as Laos, Cambodia as will as Germany.
If you have knowledge and you believe it is incorrect then you will need to challenge it.I don't know who said " LMP is the best value in the world ". Tried to look for it, but couldn't spot it. But from memory, I think what was said "£20 per girl, ie 7 girls at LMP party is great Value, (Or the Best Value?) Anywhere In The World ".
Please give us the link here, or for the poster concerned to Comment on his above. Statement. .
Not by any means trying to score points here. But £20 per girl in a party is damn great value for money anywhere in the World, and I totally agree with the statement and its Not Misleading By any means.
£20 in London gets you 10 minutes of basic Sex in a Soho Walkup.
30 euros gets you about 15 minutes in the RLD in Frankfurt, or Apartments in Berlin.
! 000, Baht gets you short time with a street girl in Bangkok.
300 Hong Kong $ gets you one pop in Hong Kong.
About the same rates in Bejing and Shanghai.
The only 2 countries that I haven't been to are Laos and Cambodia. Without even going there I know the limit to the kind of girls I can get there.
At LMP you get a mixture of girls, colors and sizes, including from SE Asia in the shape of Misha.
For the life of me I really don't understand your agenda here.
Here we are talking about a specific party in London, which is all very clear in its Title, and you are trying your best to Direct Traffic away to Germany, or bringing up other side issues, which are neither here nor there.
If you are very concerned about Giving Correct info about Partying In London, why don't you Focus your Time and Effort on Other Party Options In London, thus doing a Favor to your fellow members from all over the world.
Here is what you get sometimes at another Party Venue (Cheaper ). London Adult Party Club, straight from the horse's mouth. .
"Hogging was more of a problem at London Adult Party club. Altthough I enjoyed the few times I have been there, I found the off putting thing not just the hogging by a couple of guys, but the spreading of their bodies all over the only 2 double beds there, leaving you to stand there like a lost Dick.
I think the host there is too nice to get things under control, unlike at LMP parties.".
My post on the LMP thread on another Forum. 15 july2012.
3 Party Rooms at LMP with 2 bathrooms, compared to a one room with 2double beds and one single in a small room in a small apartment.
£80 for 3 hours with 3 or 4 girls. No comparison with LMP Girls, or faciilties.
Where is the VFM in LONDON.
And please don't tell me about Pam's Parties, I have been there before you did (Going By Your Posts) and I posted here on my experinces.
Not been back there, explains it all.
This is about the cheaper Party Options avaiable in London, if you disagree with it, put up your experiences here
And please don't go back to comparing time spent with escorts V group sex at Parties.
Adindas, go to Thailand and you will find even cheaper girls that stai with you 24hrs, for less of the money you spend in a German FKK. Isn't it a bargain?Reading other forums here, its even cheaper in the Indian Subcontinent.
That said, during a stopover in India got taxi drivers to take me on tours of the Red Light Districts of Delhi, Mumbai, and Calcuta (Yeah, Mongering Culture ). I tell you what, It freaked the hell out of me. Just looking at them from the safety being inside the car.
OMG, I know what Dreams meant when he said " All Mumbai Cops are corrupted ", when they have under their control such poor girls and mongers.
Had to try a bit of Indian Pussy. Got a concierge at my Hotel to arrange an encounter at an incall apartment. Had a lovely Indian clean young girl in a clean AC apartment.
One hour cost me 4000. Indian Rupiah. About £ 80 at the time.
Posted on my experience at the time on a well known UK forum, more than 4 years ago. Was told this was a good rate in Mumbai apartments. I don't Know/
Must be really overpriced then.
Bet a good % of it went to one "Corrupted Mumbai Cop ".
Wonder now whether this "Mumbai Cop " was spending my hard earned Dosh on the girls at LMP. LOL
Yes I have been to Thailand and other countries in South East Asia. Someone in the previous post said have said that LMP is the best vfm in the world. Because this information in this forum is read by people around the world, and I believe it is misleading, I challenge it and I give example of sex scheme in south east Asia such as Laos, Cambodia as will as Germany.
If you have knowledge and you believe it is incorrect then you will need to challenge it.You say you have been to those Places, But you haven't been to LMP.
So you are not in a Postion to compare Best VFM between LMP and the Places you mentioned, nor does it place you on The High Mongering Ground giving verdicts on places you hanen't been to.
And if I were you, I Wouldn't Give Recommendations to members here on London mongering Parlors, without trying them yourself. Like the time you recommended House Of Divine to (R The Man) on the London thread.
As it turned out, it was in this case a good tip, but neverthless your recommendation was based on Hear say, and other members experiences, not your own.
Value for money is in the eye of the beholder. Christopherd introduced me to Villa Mimosa in Rio, where the going rate was equivalent to about 4 British Pound at the time. Cheap? Yes! Doable girls? Ummm, some, but borderline. (At least for me; Chris has some favs, who he likes, but its not easy to find these pearls). Clean environment? NOOOOOO! Value for money: not so much in my book.
I have had pros give me the occasional freebee. That would be infinite vale for money, right?
I have a different take on this whole discussion. As long as the price is somewhat reasonable, then I am definitely not money-limited. Time is another matter altogether. And to be frank, I am now at an age where there are only so many bullets in my chamber on any given day. So then the question is: how do I maximize my pleasure in the p4p environment? And an establishment that does this the best way, that is the one that would give me the best value for money.
After all this, here it is: LMP is among the best places in the world that I have ever visited. I absolutely love this place, the attitudes of the girls, the concern that Emma shows for her customers, and the perfect service I get there. In other words: tremendous value for money!
Yes I have been to Thailand and other countries in South East Asia. Someone in the previous post said have said that LMP is the best vfm in the world. Because this information in this forum is read by people around the world, and I believe it is misleading, I challenge it and I give example of sex scheme in south east Asia such as Laos, Cambodia as will as Germany.
If you have knowledge and you believe it is incorrect then you will need to challenge it.My issue is that you always have to put things into their contexts. I don't think people will specifically fly I to London for LMP, as will not fly to Germany for FKK. Or maybe a very small percentage (0. 01% for the sake of a number) will do that. Tho' they will take the chance if there for other purposes. Just like people looks fro Russians in Bangkok: maybe they cannot or will never go to Moscow and still want to try those girls. If the opportunity arises, why not? Ends if it sounds strange. Still people do fly to SEA for mongering purposes only: that is certainly for the VFM factor, I can't see many other reasons, apart combining it to a (real) holiday. Where mongering get a strong part of the game.
My two cents
Hi Guys.
You are all my fellow punters, I will always remember that. I do respect my fellow punters and their opinions. For that reason, if you see all my posts, I never use abusive or inflammatory words when come contesting people who disagree with me. Do not let the difference in our opinions divide us.).
Some people who could come 5-6 times (or stay hard within two hours) find that LMP is vfm and happy to pay £140 for this two hours, it is fair enough. It is your money continue business as usual. If I were in this position I would have shared the same opinion. As I am not, I am in the opinion that coming to this party I am actually subsidizing other people which is against my basic principle.
It is probably a good idea to hear opinion from other people who could only come about two times within this two hour duration and still consider it is vfm. What I sometimes see is that some people in this forum are commenting that two hours duration at LMP is too short.
Moreover the fact that there are only a few parties available in the market is already telling itself that the party market in the UK is still highly inefficient. More intense competition is needed to drive the price further down. When this time come all parties will benefit. The punter will benefit from more value for the same money, the party providers will benefit from becoming more efficient and therefore will make them more resilient and sustainable.
My initial posting is actually to contest the opinion raised by ShootDaisy in post #665 which claim that
'This makes LMP cheaper than many developing world places as far as talent, time and quantity go! '
I contest it using example from poor countries in South East Asia as well as industrialized countries like Germany. So please do not compare me with film or restaurant reviewer and I was losing credibility as if I was writing review on something that I have never done myself. I am not writing review on LMP but I am commenting people's opinion in a broader way.
Time to chill out. I will come back again later.) my fellow punters.
Hi Guys.
You are all my fellow punters, I will always remember that. I do respect my fellow punters and their opinions. For that reason, if you see all my posts, I never use abusive or inflammatory words when come contesting people who disagree with me. Do not let the difference in our opinions divide us.).
Some people who could come 5-6 times (or stay hard within two hours) find that LMP is vfm and happy to pay £140 for this two hours, it is fair enough. It is your money continue business as usual. If I were in this position I would have shared the same opinion. As I am not, I am in the opinion that coming to this party I am actually subsidizing other people which is against my basic principle.
It is probably a good idea to hear opinion from other people who could only come about two times within this two hour duration and still consider it is vfm. What I sometimes see is that some people in this forum are commenting that two hours duration at LMP is too short.
Moreover the fact that there are only a few parties available in the market is already telling itself that the party market in the UK is still highly inefficient. More intense competition is needed to drive the price further down. When this time come all parties will benefit. The punter will benefit from more value for the same money, the party providers will benefit from becoming more efficient and therefore will make them more resilient and sustainable.
My initial posting is actually to contest the opinion raised by ShootDaisy in post #665 which claim that
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I contest it using example from poor countries in South East Asia as well as industrialized countries like Germany. So please do not compare me with film or restaurant reviewer and I was losing credibility as if I was writing review on something that I have never done myself. I am not writing review on LMP but I am commenting people's opinion in a broader way.
Time to chill out. I will come back again later.) my fellow punters.1 Sorry. Reading your above post clearly shows, that you still don't get the essence of this discussion.
2. I only ever managed to pop twice maximum at LMP during the many times I have been there. But I had DATY and BBBJ with other girls, and managed to dip my Dick into few others.
3. I can't stay Hard for 2 hours at LMP, or any other party. I am not a Vibrator.
But it goes up and down, and up again during my time at LMP. Thanks to generic Levitra.
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4. During one party at London Adult Party Club, I managed to come 3 times, but it still doesn't make it for me better VFM than LMP for reasons I stated already.
5. I don't know why you keep going back to this business of " some people who come 5 or 6 times, or stay hard for 2 hours ".
6 Your mantras about LMP started before ShootDaisy's Post.
I really enjoy getting involved in discussions on ISG and another Forum, and if certain words crop up, that's in the context of the discussion and are not meant to be abusive or inflamatory."I couldn't give a F or I really get pissed off about being told by you to go to germany for VFM " were in my posts in this context and spirit. We are discussing Pussies, Cunts, Hoes here, not Golf Holes.
This is The International Sex Guide (For Fuck's Sake) not the Travel Section Of The Daily Telegraph, or The Christian Science Monitor. Newspapers.
BTW, just a friendly reminder on the subject of (etiquette) here. When you request info on girls and their digits and addresses Via PM (Like the times you hit my inbox Dec11) , its just a matter of simple courtesy to send at least an acknowledgment reply, never mind a simple thanks note. .
Cheers, Chill out and read replies to your posts.
Hi Guys.
My initial posting is actually to contest the opinion raised by ShootDaisy in post #665 which claim that
'This makes LMP cheaper than many developing world places as far as talent, time and quantity go! '
I contest it using example from poor countries in South East Asia.As I a monger, I shouldn't be saying this, and if you recall that was the reason I replied to ShootDaisy under my post (Pay More, if you think its too cheap ). But re-reading ShootDaisy's post, I think he has some valid points here.
Where in South East Asia can you have 7 girls, Brunettes, Blondes, Blacks, Asians all under the same Roof for 2 hours and all available for you/
Using Thailand as a benhmark for comparing like for like with the above, I don't think you will get this package for £140 =6720 baht.
Remember I am not talking about 7 Thai Girls, or 7 SEA girls here, but a mixed group of girls under one roof.
I believe in giving credit, where credit is due. And the credit in this case goes to Emma &Moss and LMP. But unfortunately from my point of view as a Monger LMP at present Is The Only Show In Town.
I've just glanced back through six pags of Adindas' posts. No copious field-reports of partytreffs or anything else for that matter.
Adindas likes to discuss Prostitution. Occasionally he will say "I banged this chick" as if joining in the conversation. But most people are using the forum for an entirely different purpose. I found the forum years ago and the explicit directions and details helped me considerably on my journeys to several countries. I decided to repay the help by posting my own experiences (not my opinions, just factual details of what I did on a punt, how I got there, brief details about the girls, services and whether I felt it was vfm, and writing in a way that could, I hope, guide and help others (as that was the only objective). I feel I've paid my dues in this respect, but still do the same when making an occasional visit to a country less-visited, and even when encountering a degree of apathy and hostility (Buenos Aires being a recent case, where I unearthed new p4p places and gave descriptions detailed enough for ohers to enjoy where I had trod). I know London reasonably well, and since the days when the p4p scene was very different, but don't explore much more there now, sticking to tried and trusted on my visits a few times a year. So I don't have much new to add to this thread, but empathise with the many genuine punters who feel frustrated by someone who just likes to chat.
Adindas, there is a very large forum whose name I can't mention (but it contains the word punter) and it is far more suited to your posts and you would get far more positive feedback there as it includes much general discussion and encourages it. ISG is more about hard info, and usefully relevant info, which is why you are frequently getting short shrift. I say this in a friendly way as you sound like a nice guy. I do think you post twaddle on here but, unlike many of my fellow ISG-ers, I am completely past caring. Getting old, I guess. So I wish you well, even if you want to continue paddling yourself up shit creek. As you no doubt will. But I won't be lending you a paddle!
Cunning Stunt
07-29-12, 08:14
Adindas, there is a very large forum whose name I can't mention (but it contains the word punter) and it is far more suited to your posts and you would get far more positive feedback there as it includes much general discussion and encourages it. ISG is more about hard info, and usefully relevant info, which is why you are frequently getting short shrift.If you are referring to the site that I think you are (with the word punter in the title) I would disagree and suggest that this site would be more suited to members such as Adindas. As far as I am aware Punter* consists solely of hard FRs and no discussion or other assorted prattle such as you get here. I have for many years found it an essential tool, when in UK, for whittling out the best providers in whatever area of UK I'm intending to punt. It is like the Egon Ronay of mongering. They did try an international version a few years back, but, for whatever reason, it did not take off, which was a pity.
This site has many merits (photos and PM facility being the main) but can be tiringly frustrating as you have to dig for the diamonds of useful hard facts amongst all the dross of meaningless chit-chat and old boys banter. Specific FRs on recommended girls are virtually unknown and destination FRs, with a few notable exception, are frequently long, repetitive, self absorbed and often virtually unreadable.
I would suggest that the ratio of active mongers to wannabe (or waiting for the next annual vacation) punters is quite low, perhaps somewhere in the region of 1 in 4 or 5. So you are bound to get plenty of blowhards and those who talk a good fight (or more correctly fuck).
If its another site with the word punter in it (assuming that you can guess the one I mean. LOL) , disregard the first paragraph.
How about a photo for a change, a bit of a rarity on the UK forum. Can anyone guess where this was taken? (but if you are savvy enough to recognize the girl, kindly keep stumm!)
If you are referring to the site that I think you are (with the word punter in the title) I would disagree and suggest that this site would be more suited to members such as Adindas. As far as I am aware Punter* consists solely of hard FRs and no discussion or other assorted prattle such as you get here. I have for many years found it an essential tool, when in UK, for whittling out the best providers in whatever area of UK I'm intending to punt. It is like the Egon Ronay of mongering. They did try an international version a few years back, but, for whatever reason, it did not take off, which was a pity.
This site has many merits (photos and PM facility being the main) but can be tiringly frustrating as you have to dig for the diamonds of useful hard facts amongst all the dross of meaningless chit-chat and old boys banter. Specific FRs on recommended girls are virtually unknown and destination FRs, with a few notable exception, are frequently long, repetitive, self absorbed and often virtually unreadable.
How about a photo for a change, a bit of a rarity on the UK forum. Can anyone guess where this was taken? (but if you are savvy enough to recognize the girl, kindly keep stumm!) 1. ISG ain't that great for Hard Info on London, because there are a lot of members and visitors to London who treat the thread as (The London Tourist Info centre) , or as a one stop shop. Once they get the info, you never hear from them again.
I hope that (Nick Bentley) on the London Thread breaks the this annoying habit and reports back on all the Tips, Hard info I posted on, in reply to his requests for info. .
2. Other members ideas of getting hard info is by requesting them VIA pm.
I get such requests from new members who have never contributed anything to ISG forum, or requesting info of a nature which really should be on the open forum.
3 There are many Parlors aka Brothels in London obviously run by some EE cartels, where there are some really HOT EE girls working in them for something like £60 to £90 an hour, and a lot of them include ALevel. Some advertise, and others word of mouth and referrals. The last thing you want to do is Give Hard Info and reviews on such girls, when you don't know whether they are illegals or not.
And to be fair to (Addindas) as well, I did ask him not to give hard info details on some girls on the open forum, when he pmd for some info on them.
Girls working in some of the above places are discussed in depth on the well known Uk board,
And given the the present UK laws on Prostitution and trafficked girls, the last thing anyone in the know would do, is direct mongering traffic their way to members who are not aware of the UK Laws, and maybe its their first overseas visit.
I know of some buds who are at present in London on their first trip ever outside the US.
Hence best advise to Overseas visitors, Mongers to LONDON is to stick to as (Christopherd) put it to the Tried and Trusted Venues. Reviewing girls in such establishments is very Kosher as their status in the Uk is legal.
With regard to your (Photo) I would like to think I can guess Where.
In one of my mongering Haunts in LONDON across the Park from LMP.
I think I recognize the CLOCK in the Background, the ensuite shower?
But I won't mention the name of the place, for obvious reasons.
One of them, you mght be asked in the future to leave all your valuables in an Envelope, if the establishment finds out hiiden cameras are operating by Mongers.
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I won't be able to recognize the Girl as she is Black, Dark hair. And I go for Blondes mostly.
Here is a PHOTO on my type of Blond girl that I had the Pleasure with.
www. Houseofdivine. Com. http://houseofdivine.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=473.
Parissa. 5/9 tall Blond, Beautiful Polish Girl.
But I don't do Shag and Tell reports. But you can read her reviews on here above.
A level on the menu as well.
Why do I need to go to Krakow or Poland for that matter?
. I found the forum years ago and the explicit directions and details helped me considerably on my journeys to several countries. I decided to repay the help by posting my own experiences (not my opinions, just factual details of what I did
Adindas, there is a very large forum whose name I can't mention (but it contains the word punter) and it is far more suited to your posts and you would get far more positive feedback there as it includes much general discussion and encourages it. ISG is more about hard info, and usefully relevant info, which is why you are frequently getting short shrift. I say this in a friendly way as you sound like a nice guy.I agree with you on the help and info you get from ISG on other countries. It really helped me in countries which were Virgin Mongering territory for me, such as Ukraine, South Korea, Japan, China.
I slso agree with you on Adindas sounds like a nice guy, but to argue about a place, party that he hasn't even been to is not very nice or convincing in a discussion on VFM.
I am just a bona fide monger and party lover when commenting on LMP. Ok I like the place, its a great venue for LONDON providing great time and service at reasonable cost in one of the most expensive cities in thw world, so why knock it and bite the hand that is helping us as much as she can? Thank You Emma.
I always pay full party fees in full and in the past at LMP upfront as well. I would never ever dream of asking for a discount from a Party Provider or a WG.
Like I said I just believe in giving credit where credit is due.
But I never said that everything is Hunky Dory at LMP, or that we should make it sound as one. Suggestions for improvements in service, quality etc ahould be kept flowing as the best way of a feedback. .
That said, I would love to see more Tanned Blondes at LMP, even if they are Bottled ones.
One final point here. You are giving Adindas the wrong advise here, telling him to discuss his (Opinions) on LMP on the P board. There is a reason why Adindas keeps quite there about LMP, because that's exactly where he will really get the Short Shrift in no uncertain terms or even comments with *Abusive or Inflammatory Words" ".
This site has many merits (photos and PM facility being the main)Just read and enjoyed your report on Olga at (Pattaya) complete with a revealing Photo.
Jogged my memory here. I met a great Russian lady (From Latvia) at a Milfs party at LMP last year. She was really great in looks and a solid hard body for a woman with an 18 years old daughter. Her party name was Roxana. .
Her boobs were firm but not as big as your Olga.
I don't normally do MILFS but honestly at this party at LMP (I was converted ). I had three of them. I think they were in their early 30s. Olga, Suzi, and Maxine.
We were 3 guys partying with 5 ladies. At one point one guy left, and I was being kissed and Licked by 3 horny females that I fancied. The other 2 Brazillian females took turns to BBBJ me. .
Total cost £120 for 2 hours of uninterrupted FUN with 1 Russian. 1 English 2 Brazillian and 1 other unknown? .
About (6000 Baht) for 2 hours. And if this is not " Fucking" Good Value 4 Money, (Sorry Adindas for using here "Abusive Inflammatory Word ") anywhere including Developing countries, then I don't know what. Is (Fucking) VFM.
BTW. Roxana was working at babes 4 you at surbiton, after the LMP milfs parties stopped. And guess what? They charge £ 80 for 1/2 hour for being with Roxana under her working name there as Lana
Other current LMP girls do escort away from LMP at rates of between £150 an hour to £120 an hour depending on Location. , or £60 to £70 half an hour.
But I wouldn't want to do them at such rates, when I can have fun with them and more than once for 2 hours at LMP for a total of £140 for 7 girls.
BTW. How much was your Donation to Olga at Pattaya? I really do fancy doing some of those Bosom Russian Wenches.
Guess I am missing some of the Blonde BBWS from my long years at Gavston Bay & Houston, Texas.
Apologies Folks for all the Drivel, but I am here glued to the TV Cheering the US & The GB teams.
Dual Loyalty, I guess.
Cunning Start. Here is the Link and Photos of Roxana ex LMP Milfs Parties, that I posted on. Under her name here as Lana.
http://www.acemassage.net/britishbabesmassage/lana/lana002.html.
Working in Surbition now £80 1/2 hour.
Guess she is in demand by the Surrey folks. Genuine Photos here.
How do you think she compares to your Olga from Pattaya?
Asking all those questions, so I can get a feel for the going rates for Russians in Pattaya, and compare them with London Prices. Haven't been back to Pattaya for 20 years.
Glued to the TV and posting in between.
Cunning Stunt
07-30-12, 02:36
Asking all those questions, so I can get a feel for the going rates for Russians in Pattaya, and compare them with London Prices. Haven't been back to Pattaya for 20 years.I paid her 1500 baht (£30) for ST with an extra 500 (£10) for photos and video. A little more than for your average Beach Road / Walking Street SW but I just had to get my hands on those gigantic knockers and they / she did not disappoint. Also made a nice change to bang a meaty body after so many small Thai girls.
One of them, you mght be asked in the future to leave all your valuables in an Envelope, if the establishment finds out hiiden cameras are operating by Mongers.Yeah, I had not thought of that but I do stress that I do not take hidden photos and it was taken with the full consent of the lady concerned.
P.S Your link doesn't work.
Slavophile
07-30-12, 11:22
LMP= Lady Marmalade Parties. Arguably the best sex party in the United Kingdom. If you are looking for something interesting rather than your normal shower, screw and shower scenario this is the place to go. LMP comes highly recommended.
Cheers,
Slavophile
Cunning Start. Here is the Link and Photos of Roxana ex LMP Milfs Parties, that I posted on. Under her name here as Lana.
http://www.acemassage.net/britishbabesmassage/lana/lana002.html.
Working in Surbition now £80 1/2 hour.
Guess she is in demand by the Surrey folks. Genuine Photos here.Update on Roxana aka Lana.
Just phoned Britishbabes massage. Now its £100 1/2 hour and £150 one hour.
There you go. And you would think that Milfs do get Older.
But doing her in her Place will be much cheaper.
I'm in London next week and looking forward to my more or less annual visit to LMP.
Still trying to work out which day to go. As the girls who catch my eye are spread across different days.
It's a shame that there have been so few actual field reports here recently (I think two on the last four pages!) to help me choose.
I have many fond memories of LMP. What I like most about it is the fluidity- You are never stuck with one girl who doesn't offer as much as she promised. Or tries to upsell you all the time. The girls only work at LMP two days a week max. So don't get jaded.
90% of hookers I have been with give you a strong impression that they would rather not be there. The majority of girls at LMP seem to delight in pushing the guys one step further. My visits to LMP have sure changed the way I think about women's sexuality.
I've only repeat visited one hooker once and never found a FKK or Party Treff that I really wanted to (or did) go back to.
This will be my sixth or seventh visit to LMP. Each visit has been different and rewarding and left different but always abiding memories.
So that speaks for itself.
Report to follow in the coming days.
Ripple
Very disappointing.
I joined an evening party last week and had a good time. Two days later, notice an outbreak of bumps on the head of my dick!We all know if you picked up anything on the night you think you did? And its a Big Question Mark? Then no one to blame here but yourself.
You do have a choice there between BBBJ and covered oral given to you by the girls.
Why didn't you opt for the covered option.
I second wiltsboy's advice to get in touch ASAP with LMP and specifyThe Time & The Night you partied there. Not only for the sake of the girls but for future fellow party goers.
If we don't hear from you further on this subject, then we can assume that you Acquired Your bumps somewhere else.
Dreams, you are correct in that I am not going to rush to defend my parties from such ludicrous accusations.
I know not why but some people love trying to ruin something successful be it keying a nice car or in this case, hiding behind a keyboard and attacking us with the one thing easy to claim and very damaging to us, sexual health.
Contrary to your claims, I do not just say I do what I can and abdicate responsibility about girls outside parties.
In partnership with St Mary's Hospital, we run a sexual health clinic for the girls at our premises in LG every two weeks. All girls are tested and results kept. No girl parties without a current clean bill of health.
You may have mongered all over the world and caught infections but you are completely wrong that everyone catches them. Having spoken to many men at my parties the vast majority of them have never caught anything in their lives. Further more, your claim that Stis occur at Lmp is false and as groundless as the posting from that earlier Troll.
I care about the sexual health of my girls and guests above everything else. Following the earlier accusation I had a meeting with the health workers and was given information that reassured me that this could not be true and put into place a procedure that will allow us to deal with any future accusations of this nature.
Parties are unique and despite what detractors say, they are safe to enjoy.
One final thing, we have a pinned thread on our website covering health and hygiene. I hope Jackson will not object to the link.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/newreply.php?p=1309572&noquote=1
Emma.
Xx
Dreams,
I do not wish to get into an arguement with you but I have put up with your snide comments, subtle insults and faint praise for years without retort and enough is enough. You may have your opinions but they are only that, your opinions. According to you, we should be retired having esrned multi millions out of this business.
Because you have caught sexual infections doesn't not mean that everyone else has. If you have facts to back up your belief, please produce them.
Interesting how you regret we are the only decent party to visit in London considering there are quite a number of parties to choose from. There used to be more that have now closed down including one that you personally championed on here. I often wonder if your sniping at us, support for anybody that criticises us and attacks on anyone who supports us is linked to their failure?
You can of course reply with one of your usual posts but quite frankly, I don't care. You may be an esteemed poster with experience of all over the world but I think anyone who has been on here will recognise your attitude toward us and can draw their own conclusions.
Happy searching.
Emma
Things like NSU, herpes and other skin infections, cold sores, etc can be picked up even from The one and only Female partner, never mind an Orgy.
Dreams being objective in this case. IMHO of course.I have been more assured after reading Emma's post about the regular testing etc.
But of course the onus is on the monger, re safer Sex.
There are risks in DATY, BBBJ, FK, DFK, its not really rocket sceince to realize that, nor one needs to be a Physican.
I also recall Dreams bemoaning once that he didn't get BBBJ at LMP parties.
Well that's one way of being sexually Safer.
LMP can't be Damned if they do offer BBBJ, and Damned if there is no BBBJ on their Menu.
Hi JJs,
Of course you are right in everything you say. But for Emma to say that one will never catch anything in her party is simply irresponsible. She could have increased considerably her credibility in explaining that all the precautions she takes are the best in the indusrty and closest to a zero risk.This is not strictly related to LMP or Emma's but it is a fact that anybody, be it the guy or the girl, having had a test, the minute after can have a risk encounter and get the disease (could even be a flu) and of course the test will prove a fully clear person. Can even be that the risk encounter took place a minute before the test and the test will prove a fully clear person. This is why it is too daring to say what Emma said (I am not flaming at her specifically, just using as an example). The certainty is if a test is done and repeated with due interval and from the first test to a decent period till the second test, no sex, under whichever form took place. Pure theory for working girls, nearly a theory for mongerers, as they might (involuntarily) observe a degree of abstinence.
My two pennies.
. Seems to be necessary. Thanks for doing so.I know it sounds obvious but there are many doctors graduated at Wikipedia College. Most of the times it is sufficient to use common sense. Trouble is that too many people think a test is a graduation to cleaningess whilst it mainly proves there is no activated disease. It can be in the background in its developing stages. A fresh paint on a wall doesn't make the wall new.
I know it sounds obvious but there are many doctors graduated at Wikipedia College. Most of the times it is sufficient to use common sense. Trouble is that too many people think a test is a graduation to cleaningess whilst it mainly proves there is no activated disease. It can be in the background in its developing stages. A fresh paint on a wall doesn't make the wall new.Or it can stay Dormant for years in some cases. Suddenly it gets activated even without a Sexual encouter. Think Herpes.
Stating the very Obvious on www.cdc.gov/std/herpes.
"How can herpes be prevented?
The surest way to avoid transmission of sexually transmitted diseases, including genital herpes, is to abstain from sexual contact, or to be in a long-term mutually monogamous relationship with a partner who has been tested and is known to be uninfected.".
What a Boring Lilfe to be in though?
Exmoor Visitor
09-01-12, 23:27
dreams, is your first language english? i merely ask this because it would explain how someone else can write something and you answer ignoring or misunderstanding what they wrote.
reading emma's posts, nowhere does she say that she guarantees anything. she clearly states that she takes every precaution and simply asked that you back up your accusation that sti's occur at lmp with fact rather than your opinions. nor does she claim you were linked to any business in the sex industry, just that you championed one. perhaps you don't understand but to champion means to support something or someone not to be part of it.
you have made it very unpleasant for genuine posters to voice support for lmp on this thread. you are eager to defend the right of anyone to slag them off but if anyone disagrees, based on their experiences, you accuse them of being sycophants. strange how freedom of speech works only one way in your mind.
this is a separate thread about lmp. if it tells you nothing new and if it offends your sensibilities that people like them and what they do why enter the thread? it almost seems like you hover around waiting for a post so you can join in and whinge, carp and find fault.
there are plenty of people in this world who get more from being negative about the success and pleasures of others rather than creating anything themselves and i find those people to be such a drain.
Exmoor Visitor
09-02-12, 14:44
Speaking a variety of different languages can indeed be useful and I'm sure you have found it helpful in your mongering.
However as the saying goes 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' and unfortunately your English comes in that category because you clearly do not understand the points others make. Either that or you deliberately misunderstand because you have another agenda. Let me tell you that both are irritating. I have absolutely no issue with those who utilise second or more languages, more praise to them I say, but most people who do so are acutely aware of the potential pitfalls. You would do well to be as guarded in your own usage.
Turning to a few more adages have you heard about the wise old Owl 'the more he saw the less he heard etc etc' or even that 'empty vessels make more noise'?
I'm afraid you are making the ridiculous assumption that the number of posts on a forum somehow equate to the experience of the writer when that is demonstrably untrue. Please do not assume that because I happen not to put my every thought on here that I do not know what I am talking about.
You seem to want to talk facts. Please reread the history on here and you will see that no-one is disputing that any sex is 100% safe and that includes with a regular partner. So why do you feel it is your mission to keep explaining this when there is no dispute. The only deduction is that you must believe that others are saying something else when that is not so. That is why your imperfect English is a dangerous thing because you misinterpret others then blather on like some quack telling us all what we already know and being insulting and intimidating.
There is also a possible inference that BB intercourse takes place at LMP so I would like to say that it most certainly does not. I know you have not actually said so but the inference is there especially if you take account that others with imperfect English may be reading your post.
As for the challenge at the end of your post it reminds me of the school playground where things got sorted with fists. You need to grow up, realise when you have misunderstood something, wind your neck in and apologise.
If.
Emma: pl note that the first ever person to bring up the subject of BB at LMP (absurd, of course) , is not me.
Look forward to your next report.
CheersPerhaps the OP meant what you said here about the "BB". As far as LMP is concerned.
"Monger A has BB sex on Monday with an AW girl. On Tuesday he goes to a party (or an FKK, or anywhere else.) and has sex with girls 1, 2 and 3. Later in the day, Monger B goes to the same party and has sex with girls 1, 2 and 3. The AW girl is a freelance and untested. In the case she got something, what will happen to monger A, girls 1, 2 and 3, and monger B? If I have missed something, I'll like to be told, and will happily retract".
BB sex with AW girl on Monday, Tuesday goes to a Party? .
For a long time BB on the old screen meant the Sex Symbol Bridget Bardot,
What did you mean by BB in your post above.
Engine Driver
09-11-12, 00:17
Just a few quick queries.
How many days in advance do you have to book to get into a Lady Marmalade session? Do you just ring up and they give you the address? Does the booking have to be guaranteed with a credit card? I'm sure it's probably been described, but it would take me days to RTFF.
Just a few quick queries.
How many days in advance do you have to book to get into a Lady Marmalade session? Do you just ring up and they give you the address? Does the booking have to be guaranteed with a credit card? I'm sure it's probably been described, but it would take me days to RTFF.Nah you're ok mate. Best to book a day or two in advance but not essential if you are willing to take a chance. They will give you address and details over the phone. They don't take credit cards afaiaa. It's a reputable scene. You are among gentlemen (and very sexy attractive young ladies!)
Engine Driver
09-11-12, 13:27
Nah you're ok mate. Best to book a day or two in advance but not essential if you are willing to take a chance. They will give you address and details over the phone. They don't take credit cards afaiaa. It's a reputable scene. You are among gentlemen (and very sexy attractive young ladies!)Thank you very much for the information. I'll post a report after I've been there. Looking forward to it.
Still Broke
10-16-12, 05:18
Does Emma have email I can contact her for attending a LMP party?
LMP email?
Am from NAmerica and could possibly visit London soon.
Thanks
Exmoor Visitor
10-31-12, 00:20
Does Emma have email I can contact her for attending a LMP party?
LMP email?
Am from NAmerica and could possibly visit London soon.
ThanksJust go to the LMP website and use the contact form or the social media networks.
Just go to the LMP website and use the contact form or the social media networks.You can contact them, but I read somewhere on LMP site that to attend a party, you have to book by calling them.
Engine Driver
11-01-12, 09:48
As a tourist to your fabulous city, I attended a Lady Marmalade Party. It was without doubt one of the best P4P experiences I have had in all of my years of mongering.
I rang up a few days in advance and booked a spot. They take your mobile phone number down as a precaution and tell you to call them again on the day of the party when you have arrived at a certain tube station. The tube station is a five minute walk to a nice townhouse where the party is held.
The party experience is everything as described in this forum. The two hostesses were incredibly friendly and attentive. The eight girls at the session were all smoking hot, very accommodating and provided a wonderful PSE. I only had two pops during the two hour session, but received a BBBJ from seven girls! Also, the other punters were very respectful and courteous to each other. There was no competition as such. At the session I attended there were 12 punters, so the ratio was quite good. At any one time, a few punters were either having a break in the lounge upstairs or having a quick shower, so there was never a queue to get to a girl.
I'm sure many of the punters had taken Viagra before the party as there is no way they could have pounded non-stop for 2-hours. So that is one thing to consider if you are no longer a young stud.
Another thing to note is that the same eight girls are rostered for three shifts each day. I went to the first shift from 1.00pm - 3.00pm. I assume that by the second and third shifts, the girls might be getting a little tired so probably best to get to the first shift.
The cost was GBP 140 and was worth every penny. So thank you London, thank you Lady Marmalade and thank you to the lovely hostesses who run such a wonderful service.
As a tourist to your fabulous city, I attended a Lady Marmalade Party. It was without doubt one of the best P4P experiences I have had in all of my years of mongering.
The cost was GBP 140 and was worth every penny. So thank you London, thank you Lady Marmalade and thank you to the lovely hostesses who run such a wonderful service.Hi ED.
I could not agree more to your points. I have attended two such parties in 2011 and can vouch that they are the best in business. Wish there were more such parties in every large cities. Viagra is a big issue for the girls as they keep getting pounded again and again. Not sure if they also enjoy it. On the outside, they seem very happy, accommodating and willing to please you. The madam is also there busy directing and encouraging punters to go and fuck as much as they can! I had asked her why she started this business and her answer was very simple. She loved sex! Hats off to her so managing this format of business so professionally.
Wish I get a chance to go soon. Cheers and take care.
Do you just ring up and they give you the address?Well I've never been but I searched for 'Lady Marmalade Parties London address' on google and the first page that came up had an entry for LMP on the well known street map internet site, streetmap. Co. Uk.
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=528307&y=181676&z=0&sv=w1u
%204sd&st=PostCode&lu=N&tl=Lady%20Marmalade%20Parties&ar=why&bi= &mapp=map. Srf&searchp=ids. Srf
Well I've never been but I searched for 'Lady Marmalade Parties London address' on google and the first page that came up had an entry for LMP on the well known street map internet site, streetmap. Co. Uk.
http://www.streetmap.co.uk/map.srf?x=528307&y=181676&z=0&sv=w1u
%204sd&st=PostCode&lu=N&tl=Lady%20Marmalade%20Parties&ar=why&bi= &mapp=map. Srf&searchp=ids. SrfEven redacting that link doesn't bring up anything near the location (which is in the Paddington area) But can I strongly Suggest you do not try to post the exact address. Why?
The purpose of the board is to help men find paid sex. The only way you have paid sex at LMP is by booking an appointment. You can't 'turn up. ' So the actual address, given to you when you book, doesn't help anyone by being on the board. What it does do is alert people who want to give LMP hassle. This is contrary to what we are looking for.
Misha?
Anyone here knows, or had the pleasure with Oriental looking Misha. And if so, what's her nationality?
She looks cute and interesting.
Thanks
Was she Polish.
TBH. Prices in the range of £70, £80 an hour like last year, are tempting to explore further, but £100 not so much. I would rather pay an extra £40 and have fun with 7 nice girls at an LMP party over 2 hours.
For a visitor to London, it can be time consuming and unreliable way of mongering.No, Romanian I believe.
Agree, but what if one really wants 1-on-1?
Yes, agree on that too but I actually found these girls to be more reliable than most others.
"Three or Four girls living together " Is much more chance of a Police Raid.
And if the girls are controlled or traffficked, the monger ends up being cautioned or prosecuted. Not nice having a criminal record. .
Bear in mind all brothels are illegal in the UK. But borthels are tolerated in aome areas with one or 2 girls working. Three or Four girls under one roof? Is mongering in very murky waters.
For newbies and visitors to London, its best to stick to reputable providers, or apartments with a max of 2 girls working there.
But of course, its your choice.Really? There are avg 7 girls at LMP, is there a risk of police raid there too?
Really? There are avg 7 girls at LMP, is there a risk of police raid there too?Hi,
Hi, LMP is officially classified by Police as a Sex Party and not a brothel, therefore legal.
To clarify the other comments on Brothels, a punter would only be charged if the girl was coerced. In the nearly two years that this new law has been in place, no one has been convicted in court.
Moss
Really? There are avg 7 girls at LMP, is there a risk of police raid there too?Jojosun [View Original Post]
"Three or Four girls living together " Is much more chance of a Police Raid.
And if the girls are controlled or traffficked, the monger ends up being cautioned or prosecuted. Not nice having a criminal record.
Its a strict liability.
LMP is not a brothel, nor do the girls live there.
Sorry, for the mix up. I had HOD on my mind and was half pissed by then.
I'm very confused by your last few posts. LMP only have one location. Also they always have at least seven girls at every party.
So I have no idea where you get two locations and two girls. I suggest you have a look at their website and then post a correction?I don't need to look at LMP website to know how many girls work there. Been going there for years. I thought I read it as (HOD ). Posted an apology and a correction already.
Although I am a FAN of LMP (Pay the full party contribution every time) and posted so many times here and on its thread and elsewhere, I wouldn't like to classify myself as a (Vigilante) , or that I wouldn't change my first preference to another Party Venue, if the Looks of the girls, location, price were better.
On a side note re LMP. Looked at their website and an Oriental Girl (Misha) caught my eye. Posted on the LMP thread a question regarding (Her Nationality) , and (I am still waiting for a reply THERE ). Is it a Taboo subject such a question to be asked there.
I wouldn't have asked had I been able to attend last Saturday's party when (Misha) was partying.
LMP's website did show profiles of the girls as well as the Photos many years ago when I first started partying there. Had they kept the profiles of the girls, I wouldn't have asked re Misha's Nationality.
Its not such a big secret that a lot of the LMP party girls do actually work at Tolerated Brothels in London and elswhere as well as workiing as independents on Adultwork.
For me it works out cheaper sometimes to see more than one of them under the same roof.
'Sex parties' are where individuals meet to have sex and none of the participants are paid. If all are consenting adults and it is in a private place with no public advertising, therefore unsuspecting individuals cannot turn up and be shocked, then the police are not interested. Not even if the organisers make money from it. That's why swinger clubs are generally safe.
A different matter altogether is where the girls are paid and the organisers are making money from the 'parties'. If there are more than two girls 'working' at this place then it makes the place a legally untolerated brothel. If the organisers are making money from the girls then they are guilty of living off immoral earnings which is a crime punishable by jail time.
Whenever punters give money to pimps / brothel keepers who then pay girls to have sex with the punters then this is always prostitution. The courts will not care if the girls service the guys one after the other in private, or all together in the same room in a 'party' scenario. Same difference, it's prostitution!
But police are the same the world over. If you contribute enough to the local police 'charity' then they may turn a blind eye to what is clearly illegal activity.Every so often one reads a post that brings to mind the old saying.
" Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one but we don't always need to hear it". This is one such post.
I am not sure where to start as it is complete rubbish from beginning to end. You Sir are one of those 'key board warriors" who states incorrect assumptions as fact. One thing I am sure of is that you are not a UK qualified Barrister practicing in Criminal matters with expertise in the sex industry. If you were one, you would be aware that in the England there is no longer an offence of " living off immoral earnings". This was replaced with various other offences in 2005.
To set the record straight, we are not pimps, brothel keepers or criminals in any form and our parties are not Brothels. We have structured the parties on advice from our Solicitor, a QC Barrister and a very knowledgable accountant to ensure they are legal. We are registered as a sex party with the tax office and the police view us as such and specifically not as a Brothel. As for contributing to a Police Charity, would that be the Policemans Ball? Hate to burst your bubble but that is only a sketch by Monty Python! You really think we bribe the Police to turn the other way? Who would I bribe, a constable, the Commissioner of the Met or somewhere in between? We are talking about the Met Police and whilst amongst nearly 50, 000 employees there may be some dodgy ones, the vast majority are honest, certainly in my experience. Completely laughable!
I realise no matter what I say, some people will disbelieve but I just wanted to set the record straight for anyone who might worry and correct stupid posts.
Moss.
Ps Jojo, you are correct in that a couple of cautions have been issued. What I said was no one has been convicted in court. People often accept cautions because they are too embarrassed to go to court. The fact that a law that carries a prison sentence has never gone to court in nearly two years speaks volumes.
I don't need to look at LMP website
For me it works out cheaper sometimes to see more than one of them under the same roof.Of course that meant (Under the Roof OF LMP ). If I were to see some of the girls privately, then it will be £120/£150 an hour each.
I have a lot of regard for Emma and Moss being the perfect Party Hosts (At Number+) , and I am sorry a mix up in names caused all of this. The girls at LMP parties that I attended all give the impression and act and party as if they are genuinely enjoying themselves.
I have to say not once, was I disappointed there. But of course as a Monger, Punter, I am always on the look out for something better.
At presnet 4 me, LMP IS THE ONLY SHOW in town.
Exmoor Visitor
11-19-12, 02:55
LMP remain good value, well organised and in a decent part of town. £140 for 2 hours and a good selection of friendly girls. 2 pops in 2 hours is good value for me.
They do seem keen on dogs though, there were 3 or 4 small canines occupying the seats and generally making a nuisance of themselves. Not sure why they need to be there. One climbed on my face and tried to drink my drink. Not really welcome to do that. I pushed him off and a girl complained loudly to me, So if you are not fond of dogs, be aware of this.As luck, or otherwise, would have it I was present at this party and witnessed the event described at first hand and I have to say there is an extreme amount of selective memory and fabrication going on here.
Regulars will know there are often two dogs present upstairs who are both superbly behaved, quiet and very friendly. Many of us miss them if not present as they are quite part of the place and I have never heard any complaints about them. I can also say that I know the breeds were deliberately chosen as those that do not cause allergic reactions and that they are present as part of the homely atmosphere that one finds at LMP.
Many organisations, including hospitals, schools, care homes have dogs brought in specifically to lower stress levels and I know Emma feels this is an important role that her dogs play.
At the party there were three dogs and they were not remotely making a nuisance of themselves. Two were as aforesaid and the third was a five month old puppy belonging to a family member. He is only a small breed of dog and is a very friendly soul. Being a puppy he is naturally a little boisterous and playful however his attempted greeting, which incidentally did not include 'climbing on your face' and he only looked at your drink, did not deserve being swiped off his feet so hard that he became airborne and crashed to the ground upside down banging his head in the process!
An utterly irresponsible over reaction that I would have thought warranted nothing short of a shame faced apology all round rather than form the basis of a whinge.
The 'girl' in question who 'complained loudly' was Emma herself in whose care the puppy was and frankly I'm surprised you didn't get thrown out there and then. I was surprised how muted Emma was and I'd thank my lucky stars if I was you that no lasting harm was done. If I were her you would be banned and had you have done that to any of my dogs you would be picking yourself off the floor rather gingerly! It was only out of respect for Emma that I kept my counsel at the time!
If you are one of those people who does not like dogs I think it is incumbent on you to say so and to avoid any contact with them.
An unreserved apology would be nice. And perhaps you might like to book a session to overcome your apparent morbid dislike of 'mans best friend'.
Ha ha, this is one of the most shameful and obviously disguised advertising I have seen recently. Why do you need to use another pseudo to defend your business?
Well, I love dogs, but, no, whatever they are, well ehaved or not, I don't want them in a sex party.
Hopefully, our friend who reported this will not apologise, he does not need to abide by the terrorists that are sometimes polluting this thread.Mine is not an advertising: I've enjoyed a wonderful moment at LMP on October 27. They were two dogs, very quiet upstair (not in the rooms). If you stay down banging, you don't see the dogs.
As my english is not perfect, I put my answer in french: ma areéponse and'est pas de la publicité mais celle the'un client heureux! Il why avait effectivement deux chiens mais très tranquilles. Si les chiens te theérangent, tu and'as qu'à rester en bas, au corps-à-corps avec ces merveilleuses femmes. Que Dieu beénisse les LMP, j'ai hâte the'why retourner.
Exmoor Visitor
11-19-12, 22:18
dreams. i am a genuine customer of lmp and this name is not a pseudonym of the organisers. when i recommended the booking of a session i meant with a professional therapist who might help him to overcome his dislike of dogs as opposed to a party! my how people like to jump to conclusions. i am not in any way here to promote lmp. they don't need it as their quality speaks volumes!
yes quincunx, if you had done that to my puppy you would have been out of the door. you seem to think you can hide the fact that you were cruel to a puppy and should be ashamed of yourself!
Ha ha, this is one of the most shameful and obviously disguised advertising I have seen recently. Why do you need to use another pseudo to defend your business?
Well, I love dogs, but, no, whatever they are, well ehaved or not, I don't want them in a sex party.
Hopefully, our friend who reported this will not apologise, he does not need to abide by the terrorists that are sometimes polluting this thread.Dreams.
As anyone who reads this forum will know, I am happy to speak up and defend our business without hiding behind any false nickname. I responded to the idiot last week and I will happily respond to you.
I wondered how long you would keep your nose out of Lmp posts. Not very long I see. Just how pathetic is your life that you have to put your half penny worth in any thread that criticises us? Even casual readers will have worked out that you are blinded by your dislike of us and you have long lost the ability to string together a reasoned or rational post.
You don't want dogs at a party, fantastic. Take your business elsewhere.
As for Quincunt, you have the nerve to sneer at someone because they said what they felt like doing to you rather than doing it. Anyone that can as casually dispense violence on a small pup as you can is beneath contempt.
Exmoor visitor is one of a number of guests who attend on a weekly basis and posts on here. That does not mean he and I are one.
We enjoy running parties and have met many good people but we have also met some absolute ignorant, self centred twat heads. I try to be polite at the parties and usually ignore them when they post on here. However, you two half wits deserve a response.
I have long since realised that you cannot please all of the people all of the time. We run honest parties where we deliver what we promise. You are still going to get people who like to complain because it makes them feel different, important in their own minds.
Dreams, you are a prime example. Carry on jumping in and I look forward to your next accusation to add to the many before.
Moss
Exmoor Visitor
11-20-12, 12:28
'Emma' and 'Exmoor's posts on the slobbering dogs wandering around LMP were within an hour of each other.
Coincidence!Slavophile, many thanks for your sensible analysis of the posts.
Quincunx, I see you posted within nine minutes of Dreams. So using his logic you and he must be one and the same? My how stupid that sounds! I rest my case.
Dreams, I mostly only comment on LMP, if you look on other forums you will see I have posted in other threads, because LMP is the only establishment or lady I now visit. I have in the past not restricted myself to the one provider but LMP is what I know so feel able to comment freely. I tend to hold my counsel on other topics and let others who have knowledge in those areas comment accordingly. I note you seem to be someone who likes to post on a wide variety of topics so I'm guessing you feel that makes your point of view more valid.
Consider the tale of the Wise Old Owl. Slightly modified for here. The more he posted the less he saw and the more he saw the less he posted. I'm not saying that adage should be applied strictly but I'm sure you get my drift!
Dreams, whilst you say you are happy to say that LMP is the only party worth attending that is hardly earth shattering news and not exactly high praise is it. I am quite sure that the reading of your posts about LMP show you as someone who appears to delight in dissing them when you can. I am certainly no sycophant but when I read nonsense about something I know I will add my own twopenneth. If I posted everytime there was a positive review to say 'right on' then that would make me a sycophant. I also would not have posted anything about the maltreatment of the puppy had Quincunx not thought it worthy of comment and rewrote the truth to kid himself he had done nothing wrong.
Dreams, I have a little challenge for you. Take copies of my posts and those of Emma to a specialist in writing styles and have them analysed. Writing styles are almost as unique as fingerprints. If the specialist says they are written by one and the same person I will pay for the report plus £1000 to the charity of your choice.
Terrorists: I apologise, of course, if I offensed those who have suffered of real terrorism. Sorry that you did take this at first degree. We often use this word to define people who tend to enforce their views, like feminists etc. But, again, my apologies.
With regards to Exmmor: he never posted anything but comments on LMP to defend or attack those who were not 100 % supporting LMP. And, quite by chance, he was just there on the day that guy complained about the dogs. Out of 7 parties a day 6 dyas a week, he just happened to be there. Unless he is there at alll parties. I question the fact that a monger does not post anything about other adventures. Only posts reacting to criticisms of LMP. As you say, let the people who read make their own conclusions.
At a risk to again upset Emma, I keep repeating that LMP is the only party in london which is worth attending. I even said that on the BKK thread where somebody was making com parisons with BKK) (that was before the dogs. There were none when I last went.).
I, though, cannot take this absolute paranoia from Emma and her sycophants, which lead them to scream as soon as somebody dares to make a slight ciriticism. To say that one does not like to have dogs around when fucking is not that outrageous, is it?
The virulence of Exmmor's comments on such a minor comment is striking. And the history of Exmoor on this forum makes his credibility, to say the least, dubious.
I would not argue, for example, with a guy like Christopherd, whom I often diagree with, but is definitively a genuine poster, and have the right to express his support to LMP, as much as I can claim the righ to express my criticisms. But Exmoor?Dreams.
Let me put a few points straight for you in as simple a way so even you in your deluded mind can understand.
We have guests who attend from annually to thrice weekly. For many it is the only p4p they do. Some visit only on Saturday as they are out of town during the week. If anyone bothers to read our own forum, they would see posts from the same people on a regular basis who know each other because they meet regularly. EV is one such visitor so the fact that this happened on a Saturday and it was witnessed by him in not that surprising.
I always find it amusing how you accuse anyone who defends us on here of being a sycophant. Does that apply to the last two posters, Slavophile and Bakus? What term covers you, a person with an irrational compulsion to interfere in something that you have no need to do so? Comment in support of someone simply because they criticise us however ridiculous, unwarranted or unfounded. I am sure there must be a word to describe someone like you and hopefully some of our more educated wordsmiths on here will provide us with it.
You claim to be a visitor to LMP and as such qualified to comment. However, you always bang on about MILF parties which discontinued a few years ago. You also state there were no dogs last time you went. The dogs have been at the parties for over 3 years yet you have never seen them? Shows how often you attend. Also, for the record, we do not do 7 parties a day, it is 3 during the week and only as there is only one on Saturday, EV and Quincunt meeting at the same party is not such a coincidence.
You claim to have visited our parties for over 7 years and therefore you presumably know me, Moss. If you do, you would know I am from Northern Ireland. I grew up during the troubles and like Slav, know full well the horrors caused by terrorists having lost relatives to acts of terror. Therefore your use of the word terrorist to describe people who object to your point of view is either the actions of an insensitive moron or the provocative insults of a troll. Whatever you are you are contemptible.
When we reply to these posts, it is not because of Emma's paranoia. It is because we have spent years building a business based on honesty, trust and customer loyalty in an industry notorious for mistrust and ripping people off and we are not prepared to let people write what they want unchallenged.
I don't claim we never get something wrong but when we do, we listen to feedback and act upon it. However, feedback that we listen to rarely comes from a forum. It is a quiet word at a party or a phone call or email because these people are not grandstanding and trying to inflate their miserable self worth like you and Quincunt.
Dreams, the truth is that you have not been to our party for years. You have nothing pertinent to add that will benefit anyone and after all, this is the purpose of ISG. Help fellow travellers make an informed choice. Your use of words such as terrorist, paranoia and sycophant show that you cannot comment logically or impartially despite the use of the odd conciliatory phrase.
Jackson created a thread specifically for LMP so if you stay outside it, you can meander your way through ISG without reading about us if we upset you so much. But you will continue to do so just like you put EV on ignore but still read him.
Everyone involved with LMP treats all our guests with respect, we deliver what we promise and have built a good reputation. Therefore, when someone comes on here bad mouthing us, I will reply, not through paranoia but because I am permitted the right to reply and I leave it to other readers to decide who is the more credible.
MOSS
Misha?
Anyone here knows, or had the pleasure with Oriental looking Misha. And if so, what's her nationality?
She looks cute and interesting.
ThanksA clarification on the above.
Let me explain the reason for this Curiosity and how it started.
" XXXX kindly replied to my question on Oriental Misha who was (Partying) last Saturday at LMP.
He said that Misha wasn't working at XXXXX. Posted a link which showed her Nationality as Taiwanese.
I only had one window of opportunity last Saturday. So it would have been either LMP to see Misha and the other girls, or another Taiwanese girl who was working on her last day in London.
Took the second option. Had Taiwan on my mind.
The rest is now History. .
I concur with your comments and observations about LMP. I joined the club from day one.".
The above what I posted on another forum. I deleted name and place.
Now I understand that some questions should really be asked in person at an LMP party, or on the Phone. But surely neither Moss nor Emma can answer my question what Misha is like in Action.
Have any of the "REGULARS " who attend LMP had the pleasure with MISHA.
The reason I am asking this here, because I don't personally know any of the Regulars.
PS. Forget about Misha's Nationality.
Exmoor Visitor
11-21-12, 19:37
A clarification on the above.
Let me explain the reason for this Curiosity and how it started.
" XXXX kindly replied to my question on Oriental Misha who was (Partying) last Saturday at LMP.
He said that Misha wasn't working at XXXXX. Posted a link which showed her Nationality as Taiwanese.
I only had one window of opportunity last Saturday. So it would have been either LMP to see Misha and the other girls, or another Taiwanese girl who was working on her last day in London.
Took the second option. Had Taiwan on my mind.
The rest is now History. .
I concur with your comments and observations about LMP. I joined the club from day one.".
The above what I posted on another forum. I deleted name and place.
Now I understand that some questions should really be asked in person at an LMP party, or on the Phone. But surely neither Moss nor Emma can answer my question what Misha is like in Action.
Have any of the "REGULARS " who attend LMP had the pleasure with MISHA.
The reason I am asking this here, because I don't personally know any of the Regulars.
PS. Forget about Misha's Nationality.Hi Jojosun. Let me get back to what this thread should be all about. I have partied with Misha on a number of occasions the last being at the recent anniversary party.
She is a fantastic party girl. Life and soul. A very sweet and eager girl and genuine sex bunny. Gorgeous body, great attitude and you cannot fail to have fun with her. I am more than happy to recommend Misha wholeheartedly and you will not be disappointed.
Hi Jojosun. Let me get back to what this thread should be all about. I have partied with Misha on a number of occasions the last being at the recent anniversary party.
She is a fantastic party girl. Life and soul. A very sweet and eager girl and genuine sex bunny. Gorgeous body, great attitude and you cannot fail to have fun with her. I am more than happy to recommend Misha wholeheartedly and you will not be disappointed.Hi Exmooer,
Thanks for the feedback on Misha.
I knew about LMP through this forum, that's why I posted my question on her on this thread.
And when I didn't get a reply, I posted on the other.
Couldn't care less about Nationalities. I go for Looks and Personality.
Languages no barrier either.
Cmon guys, party season starting.
Cheers
The parties are on the downstairs floor, four rooms, bathrooms, and so on. The dogs sit quietly in the reception area along with some comfy sofas.
This thread is getting ridiculous.
Haven't had the pleasure in seeing these folks in a while because of the economy but looking at the thread it is sad to say the unfounded comments made by one or two. I personally know Emma and consider Moss a personal friend. Truly genuine good souls who produce a buisness to those interested have a good and relaxed time. If you don't like the house simply continue walking to the next neighborhood dude! There are a few party places in London but Emma does provide the best atmosphere and quality ladies. Really, whatever gripe you may have against the folks just double up on your medication and get therapy.
Haven't had the pleasure in seeing these folks in a while because of the economy but looking at the thread it is sad to say the unfounded comments made by one or two. I personally know Emma and consider Moss a personal friend. Truly genuine good souls who produce a buisness to those interested have a good and relaxed timeIn fact the (only ISG members) that I have met in person are Emma and Moss.
They don't know me personally, but " I always had great times there.".
PS. The last comments were in my post a few weeks ago on another forum.
I speak with the same voice and believe in giving credit when credit is due.
It doesn't stop me from making constructive suggestions or asking questions.
But I mean well and wish them all the best.
"because of the economy ".
That's why you get a lot of Hot girls in LONDON at bargain prices.
Again I will ask, does anyone have anything relevant and interesting to discuss regarding LMP? I saw Dutch porn star, Scarlett Hope was partying there. Anyone had the pleasure to have fun with her?TA,
Ever so much for your Tip about Scarlett being DUTCH. Now I Bloody well make sure to be on the look out for her when she is next partying at LMP.
Dutch Girls are one of my 1 st fav girls. The Californian type of European girls.
Had few Dutch civvy girls last half of the 20th century.
Now YOU KNOW WHAT I was Saying, when I asked about the nationality of a certain girl. It helps to get an idea, that's all.
LMP is the cheapest option for quality girls anwhere in world with 140 quids for 7 girls for 2 hours total. However it is getting expensive for people like us who look at converted cost in their home currencies. Around mid may 2010, LMP cost 120 pounds which was about Indian Rs. 7800. Today it cost 140 pounds which is Rs. 12, 500. So it is 60% more expensive now compared to what it was 2 and half years ago. So even if the service and quality remains same, the value for money ratio goes down. Hence it is likely the people who found is really worth the price at some time in past could find it not up to the mark now.
It is not about quality going down, but about paying much more and still getting same quality!
Also no one attends all parties and experiences on particular days can be different from experience on other days. Also girls are different on different days and even same girls may behave differently on different days due to mood change. Like if we eat at same restaurant 10 times different menus, we may not enjoy all 10 days equally. So there is nothing wrong is someone at some time experiencing a poorer service than expected and some time getting more than expected.
However I feel that such a variation in services at different parties on different days should be accepted by punters and also the organisers. So if some parties did not go so nicely with some punter, organisers must not be too inclined to prove that punter could not enjoy party due to this reason or that. No one can score a 100% at all times. But all negative comments should be studied to find if there is a room for improvement.
As these parties have entered into Unaffordable range for me at present I do not plan to attend any party in near future unless I win a lottery. As someone who will not attend any parties in near future my comments and posts here will be of no interest to organisers at present, but I post here to explain to other punters from my point of view.
. today it cost 140 pounds which is rs. 12,500. so it is 60% more expensive now compared to what it was 2 and half years ago. so even if the service and quality remains same, the value for money ratio goes down.with all due respect, i don't understand your point there.
yes, the indian rupee fell by more than 10% against the pound in the last 6 months. not much that lmp could do about this. and i guess that your cost of living in the uk has therefore incresed by the same amount, plus inflation, (which btw, is far less here in the uk than it is in india) , whether it is lmp, any other mongering activity, or buying your cigarettes.
with all due respect, i don't understand your point there.
yes, the indian rupee fell by more than 10% against the pound in the last 6 months. not much that lmp could do about this. and i guess that your cost of living in the uk has therefore incresed by the same amount, plus inflation, (which btw, is far less here in the uk than it is in india) , whether it is lmp, any other mongering activity, or buying your cigarettes.my point is that for those who find lmp cost is not cheap or is not very affordable, when they pay this money for party they expect everything to be very perfect and that they should get all services they expected from it. if there is a minor shortfall in services that too is looked upon as poor services by them. for those who can afford to spend this money easily a bad day at party is not that big thing that they will complain too much.
i my case when i used to attend parties which were costing me 8000 to 9000 rupees, i was always very happy to attend even if it was just playing with 2-3 girls and seeing rest naked. in 8000 rupees i would be happy too even see these beautiful girls naked and in live sex. so getting to even fuck them was really a bonus in that price. now it is costing 12500 rupees and when i last attended that party i wanted to play with all of them fuck as many as possible in my stamina and atleast get oral from all of them. this was asking too much in 2 hours from 7 girls as there are other too in line. so when the time for party ended i was still wanting to play with remaining girls who were not available due to one or other reason. i felt i did not get my moneys worth at that party. although my actual experience at this party was similar to what i was getting at previous one mostly. so my last report was a bit negative about the parties.
what forum readers must understand that member reports here on forum are their personal point of views, each one has own yardstick to measure satisfaction. what must be really noted is that there is no cheating of any sort at these parties. they provide 7 girls as promised and mostly same which they advertise, charge you exactly 140 pounds, the apartment really has all facilities as mentioned, and girls are really available for sex all the time mostly. how the experience will satisfy a individual will really depend on individual and he has to attend a party to get the experience.
as said earlier, at present i don't find these affordable to me and hence i do not plan to visit them. if it happens that in future i do find them affordable i could start to attend them and maybe find myself very satisfied too.
my point is that for those who find lmp cost is not cheap or is not very affordable, when they pay this money for party they expect everything to be very perfect and that they should get all services they expected from it. if there is a minor shortfall in services that too is looked upon as poor services by them. for those who can afford to spend this money easily a bad day at party is not that big thing that they will complain too much.
i my case when i used to attend parties which were costing me 8000 to 9000 rupees, i was always very happy to attend even if it was just playing with 2-3 girls and seeing rest naked. in 8000 rupees i would be happy too even see these beautiful girls naked and in live sex. so getting to even fuck them was really a bonus in that price. now it is costing 12500 rupees and when i last attended that party i wanted to play with all of them fuck as many as possible in my stamina and atleast get oral from all of them. this was asking too much in 2 hours from 7 girls as there are other too in line. so when the time for party ended i was still wanting to play with remaining girls who were not available due to one or other reason. i felt i did not get my moneys worth at that party. although my actual experience at this party was similar to what i was getting at previous one mostly. so my last report was a bit negative about the parties.
what forum readers must understand that member reports here on forum are their personal point of views, each one has own yardstick to measure satisfaction. what must be really noted is that there is no cheating of any sort at these parties. they provide 7 girls as promised and mostly same which they advertise, charge you exactly 140 pounds, the apartment really has all facilities as mentioned, and girls are really available for sex all the time mostly. how the experience will satisfy a individual will really depend on individual and he has to attend a party to get the experience.
as said earlier, at present i don't find these affordable to me and hence i do not plan to visit them. if it happens that in future i do find them affordable i could start to attend them and maybe find myself very satisfied too.i would agree with most of what you say.
my point was just to underline that lmp is only responsible for the 20 £ increase from 120 to 140 that they implemented some time back. the rest of the increase, in rupees, is due to exchange rate moves. if the rupee gets back to more strengh, your mongering power will de facto increase.
at the end, it is up to each monger to decide what is worth for him, and what is not. some people prefer the excitement of the unknown with some aw girls for 60£, other prefer the security and cosyness at lmp.
Most escorts in London charge a 150 per hour, so I consider LMP. With a choice of 7 girls available for two hours- to be incredibly good value.
It doesn't matter how 'pretty' an escort girl is. When you visit you will sometimes click and sometimes not. At LMP I've found that personal chemistry and hot photos often don't match. But if I don't gel well with the girl whose photos were hot there are always one or two more (sometimes together) to make you forget about it.
3 or 4 of the hottest sexual experiences of my life have been at LMP. (And I've only been there less than times). Only one other P4P provider falls into that group. So thumbs up to Emma and Moss for providing an excellent service. Personally I would recommend them for entrepreneurs of the year. Not the least because the girls there really seem to enjoy themselves. Perhaps they get a big buzz in getting thirty plus guys off in six hours. Perhaps they have in-house competitions? It certainly seems to empower them.
Respect
TheChinaPole
12-18-12, 00:19
Hello! Just got back from 2 hours of LMP.
Overall: v. Good. But wasn't AMAZING for me as what other posts / reviews I've read. (Maybe cause I had 4 hours sleep, and wasn't that horny.)
For the price, £140, and with 7/8 girls. Super good value.
I drove, parked and paid by mobile.
MY FIRST time, so before I went, I was a bit hesitant on seeing other guys cocks and joining in on 3 somes etc.
I called, booked, they take your name, U-turn up and call them, they give you directions. You fuck, you cum, you pay, you go home.
All the staff were SUPER. Very friendly and welcoming and always trying to get you to fuck / cum more. Can't praise them enough!
I think anyone who is THINKING of going, just GO! It is a great experience!
I personally felt a little disappointed because I thought the girls would be hotter! Not sure why I thought this, I've been to FKK clubs in Germany, and I guess you can choose the girl you like, as opposed to having 7-8 girls to choose from, you have maybe 30-40+ in FKK.
From the 8 though, I can say there were probably 2 I would have chosen if I was in FKK. Purely on looks! The others still gave me a good hard on, prob some girls I would never had dreamt / thought of shagging, but nevertheless, they can make me cum, make me hard, and well 'ave a partyyy'!
11 guys. 8 girls, there seemed to be lots of 1-2-1s, and seeing other people shag the girls, or whilst I lay in a bed with a girl giving me a BJ, I can see another 2 guys fking / getting a BJ. It's like watching a amateur low budget porno while getting sucked off.
All in all, good experience, had 4 BJ's. 2 explosions, fucking here and there, and plenty watching other guys fucking other girls.
One chick had a SUPER HOT body, so 9/10 for the body!
I thought it would be weird watching, but its just like watching an amateur porno at home. Except in 3D!
I can see why people go back there (there were a few 'regulars') but not for me. I like to take my time, chill out, and 2 hours to fuck as much as you can seemed a bit obliged (and the girls seemed a bit 'tired') which is TOTALLY understandable.
All in all, good fun, girls are v. Good at what they do. Go to LMP if you are reading this!
Engine Driver
12-28-12, 12:06
I went to a LMP a few months ago and had a fabulous time. Report appears further back. I just need some assistance with names of the people I met on the day.
There were two lovely ladies who hosted the party and encouraged the punters to fuck more. One was a slim, blonde lady with a European accent who did the intro and explained to me how it all worked. The other lady was a brunette with a clipboard in her hand and was talking to the girls about rosters. Which one was Emma and which one was Moss? Also, upstairs there was a guy in the kitchen serving drinks and he also collected the money. Where does he fit in?
One of the nicest girls I fucked on the day was a blonde Spanish girl with tattoos all over her torso. She provided DFK, BBBJ (OWO as you call it) , DATY and COT. Does anyone know her name.
So, Moss, out of the two lovely ladies, are you the blonde or the brunette?He is only a brunette at weekends. LOL.
Engine Driver, the blonde is ex-party girl Antonia whilst Emma would have been doing the organisation for the following.
He is only a brunette at weekends. LOL.
Engine Driver, the blonde is ex-party girl Antonia whilst Emma would have been doing the organisation for the following.Was Antonia wearing glasses?
So, Moss, out of the two lovely ladies, are you the blonde or the brunette?My fav Blonde at Lmp is Kate. Moss is at many of the parties, but never takes part.
As for Blondes at Lmp I prefer (Lmp's Kate) to Kate Moss, any day.
http://www.myfashionlife.com/archives/2012/11/14/meet-kate-moss-in-london-tomorrow/.
Happy, Healthy & prosperous 2013 to each and everyone of you.
Thank you for all your support & look forward to more fun filled parties in 2013
Xmwahx.
Emma xx
Were those slobbering canines still wandering around the place or have they cleaned their act up?Been to 2 parties before Christmas. I only wished some of the Young Hoggers there who think that LMP parties are (1 2 1) , behaved as well as the 3 Lovely Dogs in there. .
The only people who need to " Clean their act up " are some of the Hoggers at LMP.
It's quite simple. There are a couple of posters. Not many. Who have got a chip in their shoulder about LMP. Mostly they just make the odd snide comment, but when they give out factually incorrect information it misleads other punters, and that defeats the purpose of the board. The implication was that canines are present during sex parties which is never and has never been the case. The parties are held in a downstairs room. A couple of very quiet canine pets can sometimes be seen upstairs. They are so quite as to be barely noticeable and never ever go downstairs. They are somnolent pets BTW, not snarling Rottweilers or guard dogs. The upstairs lounge is just like an adult family living room.
Jojosun's point was interesting and constructive though about Hoggers. I've never seen this myself, but my guess is if the girls or Emma become aware of it they try to do something. I have often heard Emna urging people to join in rather than wait for someone to 'finish. ' Do you think this is enough or maybe needs to be emphasised a bit more sometimes?
It's quite simple. There are a couple of posters. Not many. Who have got a chip in their shoulder about LMP. Mostly they just make the odd snide comment, but when they give out factually incorrect information it misleads other punters, and that defeats the purpose of the board. The implication was that canines are present during sex parties which is never and has never been the case. The parties are held in a downstairs room. A couple of very quiet canine pets can sometimes be seen upstairs. They are so quite as to be barely noticeable and never ever go downstairs. They are somnolent pets BTW, not snarling Rottweilers or guard dogs. The upstairs lounge is just like an adult family living room.
Jojosun's point was interesting and constructive though about Hoggers. I've never seen this myself, but my guess is if the girls or Emma become aware of it they try to do something. I have often heard Emna urging people to join in rather than wait for someone to 'finish. ' Do you think this is enough or maybe needs to be emphasised a bit more sometimes?Hi Christopher.
Thank you for your post.
Forums can be very useful for passing information but, as you said, there are always a couple of sad individuals who get off on sniping. The main one, by his own admission has not attended a party in over 4 years but still attacks us. It is interesting that whilst he has a history of inventing things and calling most people who voice support as sycophants, he lets your comments go unchallenged!
Enough about waste of spaces and onto the main reason for my reply.
We always welcome honest feed back and thank Jojosun for his comments. LMP s philosophy is one of sharing. We are a party, not a series of 1-2-1 s. Over Christmas, we had many first timers some of whom did not understand the concept fully. We also had quite a few new girls still learning and unsure of how to handle hoggers. They are now more experienced and can handle awkward guests.
Like any business going into the New Year, we look back at the old and see what we can learn and improve. Emma has had meetings with the girls to ensure everyone both understands the way we want things done and is happy with that.
Please keep the feedback coming and the best feedback is in person to Emma at a party where she can understand it fully and act straight away.
A belated Happy New Year to everyone and thanks to all who have supported us over the years and look forward to see returning and new guest in the future.
Regards,
Moss
Ps this year we will be accepting contributions in Dollars, Euros and of accepting Visa, MasterCard and Amex
Hi Christopher.
"We always welcome honest feed back and thank Jojosun for his comments. LMP s philosophy is one of sharing. We are a party, not a series of 1-2-1 s. Over Christmas, we had many first timers some of whom did not understand the concept fully. We also had quite a few new girls still learning and unsure of how to handle hoggers. They are now more experienced and can handle awkward guests."Thank you Moss for your reply.
To Christopher.
Please " Never say Never " I did refer in my post, re Hoggers, to Parties during the 2 weeks before Christmas when it seemed there were many young first timers coming to LMP straight after Office Parties, as I am sure now they tasted the easy way of getting laid. Some of them are bound to come back again this year. .
I posted this as a TIP for anyone going to LMP. Please Do Not HOG, A party is not 1-2-1
LordSphinks
01-08-13, 18:35
Happy, Healthy & prosperous 2013 to each and everyone of you.
Thank you for all your support & look forward to more fun filled parties in 2013
Xmwahx.
Emma xxDear Emma,
Everytime I come to London, I come to your parties. And I have to say it is the BEST I have ever seen.
I do travel too much and been to various parties but this one is UNIQuE.
Thanks for everythin. Best wishes to you and your team.
Dear Emma,
Everytime I come to London, I come to your parties. And I have to say it is the BEST I have ever seen.
I do travel too much and been to various parties but this one is UNIQuE.
Thanks for everythin. Best wishes to you and your team.Do this thread a favor by posting on the Best girls you partied with at LMP.
As it happens I just posted this in the Krakow thread.
" "http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/ Here is another Top place with great girls at what must be the cheapest price per girl anywhere in the world. Again great Apartment setting in an an Upmarket area of London. Real Estate prices for many apartments in that area in the Millions £££$$$$ ".
As soon as I landed back In The Greatest City On Earth after the Family Holidays, I showered and headed to LMP. Twice been there this year. Wild time, new very nice girls who were enjoying the sex with me like long lost girlfriends. .
Yes I am a Fan of LMP and make no excuses about it. Really Hope English Heritage enlists the Apartment as a Grade 1 Listed Building for all the Pleasure I had there.".
I speak with the same voice here and on another forum.
" Every Little Helps " so says Tesco. I say I had a lot a lot of Fun at LMP just across the road from one of the Loveliest, Safest Parks in the World.
My score at LMP this year. Had the pleasure with 13 girls (Popped 4 times, twice at each party) , Including the Mystery "MISHA " very nice Oriental Girl great BJ skills. DREAMS would love her if he is in London now? . PS this is not a bitchy remark B TW, he says, he is a lover of Oriental Girls.
My Thanks to Emma and Moss and the Lovely hard working hostess.
PS. Thank goodness none of the Hoggers from the Christmas weeks were there, but at one party there was this older guy spreading his legs wide open on the double bed without any consideration to someone looking for a Space to partake in the fun with another girl.
1. If you know of a better Alternative In London To LMP, then Please let me Know on here or by Pm. I will be very grateful and will post here to thank you.
2. I think I am one of the First here who posted on Pam's Parties. Been there few times in the past. Pam is a very nice lady and her parties are VFM and I posted here on that as well. Check my posts. .
3. On few occasions been to the previous venue at Ifield Road oppostite Nikita The Russian Restaurant but didn't partake as no lady there caught my eye at the time. Didn't mind that at all as it was only £60 for so many hours. Enjoyed my drinks and left.
4. Stopped going there when someone lied to me"Twice " about a certain Lady (Brazilian Carmen) being there" She was away for months ", I was after her from the first venue near Ravenscourt station. It wasn't Pam who told me this," He knows who he is ". In fact I think I might even have his pms on the other well known UK forum. Will check that and if I find them will COPY AND PASTE them here Together with the DATES. Just to show my reaons for not going back to PP. .
5. Dreams who is a credible member here whom cannot be accused by You or Anyone else of being a Fan of LMP or " Touting, Advertising LMP" didn't have a pleasnt experience with whoever was doing the booking at the time. Again it wasn't Pam.
6. Read what Dreams posted on his Pam's Party experience.
7. I have been to LAPC few times enjoyed myself there. But The place is too small but not bad for the Price of £ 80 for 3 hours. As someone said on a well known Uk Forum, the Host there a very nice Guy is" too polite to say boo to a gooze " Too much hogging, the girls looks are not not in the same league as LMP parties. BTW I still go there when I want to party on a Budget. .
8. Let anyone have a look at the gallery of all three party venues and tell us where are the better looking ladies, girls, in addition to the better location, facilities of each venue.
There are few good reasons why LMP is £140 for 2 hours, and the others Half Price for 3, 4 hours. .
9. I really need to check another party venue (The Limelight) , will do soon.
10. Of course we need more competition in the Party scene for a city the Size of London. I t can only work in the Monger's favor. .
11. But just have a look here at The London thread, lies Dormant for weeks at a time, then someone pops up here asking this and that, info about Parties, Clubs, Girls etc. Have a look at my posts in reply to their inquiries and questions including parties. You never here from them again. This what kills this thread. .
12. I posted links to full service Parties, swingers clubs in reply to their questions. They all said "will post reports ". Never heard from them again.
So how do we discover places in London if no one bothers to report back? . Perhaps you care to tell us where to find good alternatives.
TBH I only discovered about LMP when I joind ISG many years ago.
I am the same (jojosun) here and on a well known UK forum and on another world site which I never bother with now. Been a member for many years, nothing to hide as I speak with the same Voice.
I think I also recognize some of my fellow members here (Sir Marjalot, Jerboa) having the same name there as well. Not being nosy here, but are you a member of that well Known Uk forum.
And if so, what's your name there.
The reason I ask because, Nearly every member there says exactly the same thing " LMP is the only party worth going to in London " if you want a better Quality of girls to party with. Are they all False Acoounts or getting discounts favors from LMP?
Please check what (DREAMS) actually posted about where is the only Party worth visiting in LONDON. .
Is he now "advertising, getting favors, discounts from LMP "?
Let any reader here check that site and read for themselves.
My other favorite place is HOD and I speak my mind about it as well. Another place I have been to but is a bit far for me is Passionate encounters. In Chiswick. A good venue with nice girls.
Not forgetting the Usual places at Milton Keynes. A great Town for Mongering and very safe.
Like I posted on the other UK site, MK should be Elevated to the Status of a City on account of its Mongering opportunities. Very easy to get to from Central London
I never mongered in East London nor will I do so anytime soon.
Perhaps you care to tell us your favorite Venues, Parties in London or pointers to VFM in good lcations in the city.
I and I am sure others as well are All Ears.
In the mean time if I have a great time at LMP, HOD or anywhere else, I will openly speak my Mind Loud and Clear In my own WAY and Crap Style. Wasn't much of an Acadamic on the other side of the Occean.
With regards to JJS, I don't think for a second that he has any personal interest to promote LMP, he just is infatuated by them, so be it. And he also promotes and reports on other London spots. But I jjust wonder why he writes about it in the Krakow's thread. As if I was promoting HongKong club in Tijuana (which I love.) in this thread.Thank you Dreams for your comments. I like your Style of Writing.
Yes, that's the Word (INFATUATED) that escaped me last night. Was half Pissed by then as usual.
So in a way I am Promoting my "Infatuation " with the Places in LONDON where I have the best ti.
Me with some amazing Girls. BTW, the girls I am infatuated with at LMP, HOD, and on Adultwork don't get my promotion as I want them for myself. Would only post on them after they Leave.
Going down Memory Lane, or if I am trying to trace them.
And when Germany came To London (Christmas Wonderland at Hyde ParK) my Infatuation hightened even further. .
TBH, I couldn't give a Monkey's Ass if my posts are perceived by The (German FKK Extreme Fans, Publicests) as Promoting LMP. Its my way of saying Thank You. To this Most Amazing City On Earth. Beats any German City anytime for everything.
In the meantime I am thinking of ways to Persuade my Home team to head to Germany (Can't go Solo) so I can try that Samya Club In Cologne to find out what this fuss is all about.
I know Germany as a country to visit quite well. My late Father was stationed there helping the Germans keeping their country western. Had the Reds overtaken Germany, there wouldn't have been any FKK Clubs Today.
Re Lmp at in The Krakow thread. It was in the context of a discussion on prices at Flames Go Go Club. One of the Girls I am infatuated with at LMP is from there. I Had the Pleasure with her for £20 = 100 Zloty. .
One hour of Sex with a girl from Latvia at Flames would cost 1000 Zloty plus drinks, entrance, private dances.
Sex Prices Comparion Guide, if you like, Much in the same way as using www.mysupermarket.co.uk.
Looking fir Cucumbers.
JJSun,
Here's Monika that went home in 2012. Like youself, I only post and recommend once I am done with them,
But her best friend still here. Can't for our date Thursday evening.
Also, your favourite Kate the tall Polish blonde at LMP, she lost her viriginity to me back in 2008.
In some flat along Old Street. LOL.I never mentioned the name of my favourite girl. There are many tall Blondes at LMP.
Never considered Romanian girls before, now I am hooked on more than one there (LMP just to Plug.
In the Venue one more time ). Great performance. It must be the Article I read on The Cheapest Car in the UK at present. Dacia at aorund £5500. , US$ 8000 something. .
Hello here is DACIA in the UK .http://www.dacia.co.uk/.
Now I get the picture. You are Professor, Mr ROBINSIN at some University in The Uk, Reading, or more likely at some Bogus University. After all there are, were more than 130 of them in the UK.
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/story.asp?storycode=421119
This explains the number of EE Students you get to meet and how they all manage to Graduate and go back home, Except Your Ex Virgin? Whom you didn't help with her PHD.
JJSun,
Here's Monika that went home in 2012. Like youself, I only post and recommend once I am done with them,
Also, (your favourite) Kate the tall Polish blonde at LMP, she lost her viriginity to me back in 2008.
In some flat along Old Street. LOL.Simex. Big difference between what I p osted here in reply to Dreams "Re Lmp at in The Krakow.
Thread. It was in the context of a discussion on prices at Flames Go Go Club. (One of the Girls I am infatuated with at LMP) is from there. I Had the Pleasure with her for £20 = 100 Zloty.".
One of the girls I am infatuated with at LMP, didn't say "My favouirte ". And yes had the pleasure with her at LMP. BTW, there is a Latvian Girl at LMP at present. The girls at Flames, Krakow were mainly Latvian. .
Anyways for me, A week is a Long Time In Mongering.
In facr one of the girls I know suggested I change my name to (NEXT).
JJSun,
Here's Monika that went home in 2012. Like youself, I only post and recommend once I am done with them,
Also, (your favourite) Kate the tall Polish blonde at LMP, she lost her viriginity to me back in 2008.
In some flat along Old Street. LOL.Simex. Big difference between what I p osted here in reply to Dreams "Re Lmp at in The Krakow.
Thread. It was in the context of a discussion on prices at Flames Go Go Club. (One of the Girls I am infatuated with at LMP) is from there. (KRAKOW) I Had the Pleasure with her for £20 = 100 Zloty.".
"One of the girls " I am infatuated with at LMP, didn't say "My favouirte ". And yes had the pleasure with her at LMP. BTW, there is a Latvian Girl at LMP at present. The girls at Flames, Krakow were mainly Latvian. .
Anyways for me, A week is a Long Time In Mongering.
In fact one of the girls I know suggested, I change my name to (NEXT).
Kristoffer
01-19-13, 16:01
Due to Stansted express being shut down I had decided to rent a car this time for the trip in to London, not something I care to do again.
I was eager for it to start so I was there in time and for once was present for the pre chat.
Time for it to start, I joined up with Toni for some nice kissing and touching, then she went down and gave a nice BJ after that it was my turn to go down on her. She soon had another dick in her mouth though. Then I felt a soft body lying down on my back, it was Ella that was stroking me and eventually pulling me away to another room for some fun. I got a BJ then we had sex in a few positions and I came my first time of the afternoon.
After this it started to be a blur around the place with BJ and sex back and forth with Jess, Daniella, Gina, Sofia, Toni and then Jess again. In that time I managed to come 1 more time.
Then as a finale I went down on Sofia, was a turn on to see her enjoy herself and trying to maintain the sucking of the other guy. After she came he got to fuck her and I got a BJ while stroking her. After he had finished it was my turn, a few different positions and some kissing later I came my 3rd and final time.
Overall a very good visit, not as crowded as it had been on my 2 latest visits. The girls were all asking any guy they saw to join in.
Highlights for me this time was Gina with her laughter, Toni her attitude and her spank invitational butt in doggy and then Sofia for it all.
Thank you
Overall a very good visit, not as crowded as it had been on my 2 latest visits. The girls were all asking any guy they saw to join in.I also enjoyed my 2 visits there this year. Great girls who really gave the impression as if the.
Why were enjoying themselves. TBH I also felt it as well. YEAH " I know Free Advertising ". Re my looks.
And party skills. LOL. (2 The Fan or Promotor of Bareback German Sex Parties) Eat Your Heart Out, or EAT The "WURST". Good Job we don't have the same Interest in Parties.
I only wished one or more of the Nice Black girls who were partying there last year, were also there on the day.
Looking at the pics, photos of LMP Gallery, I don't see any Black Girl.
I do recall the great Black LMP girls Carmella, Jodi, Cleo and others sorry forgot their names.
Any Black girls coming to LMP soon.
I really wish they do.
PS. That was a Free FeedBack on behalf of myself only.
I also enjoyed my 2 visits there this year. Great girls who really gave the impression as if the.
Why were enjoying themselves. TBH I also felt it as well. YEAH " I know Free Advertising ". Re my looks.
And party skills. LOL.The keys on this damn thing+a couple of drinks.
"Great Girls who really gave the impression as if They were enjoying themselves ".
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