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Pyramidguy
12-19-07, 21:58
Whilst new to this site, I've been to a few parties at LMP and would rate them as THE best experiences available, especially for the price. I've been to SRP in London and also a few FKKs (Oase, Palace, Haus, Flamingo. All enjoyable in their own way), but none provide the overall experience that one gets from Lady Marmalade Parties.
The ladies are fantastic, in terms of looks, attititude and performance. The apartment is clean and hygenic and the Hosts are very friendly and make everyone feel welcome, with generally a friendly bunch of fellow punters! Along with being great value for money, these are the reasons why I enjoy the vibe at LMP parties (no play on words intended! ).
A new experience for me in early December was attending two parties on the same day. 4-6pm and then 7-9pm. I'd noticed a few guys staying on at previous parties and decided to test my stamina one particular day. All I can say is that I'll always try to book two parties from now on. AWESOME experience. The hour's break gives a chance to recuperate but you also don't feel rushed knowing that you've got great company for 5 hours rather than just 2!
I attended on 7th Dec, when there was a beautiful Brazilian contingent (including the amazing Rafiela, lovely Jasmine, sweet Alysia, insatiable Barbara) as well as Helena and Tiffany. I like my brazilian ladies (Victoria, Sofia are also very well worth looking out for. Apologies if I haven't mentioned others who deserve a mention! )
Anyway. Whilst the afternoon party was great, the start of the evening party began with some erotic dancing and Samba in the Lounge, which was great fun and highly energetic. One of the highlights of the evening was Lady Marmalade spending time with Helena. Although I missed the spectacle, because I had to keep Raf otherwise engaged (again) in another bedroom. It's a tough job, but I was the fortunate man for the job
I could go on. But will save my energies for when I'm over next! It is an experience that most will TOTALLY enjoy and will then have to repeat!
Have a great Christmas to all the lovely ladies at LMP (led so ably by Emma) (and Moss and Chris) and I look forward to renewing acquaintances again in early 2008.
Best wishes,
Pyramid
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
Pyramidguy,
Hi
Apologies for not having had chance to say thank you sooner.
With the festive season things have been rather busy. Thank you for the wonderful feedback.
Reading reviews like yours makes organising parties such enjoyable, but I wish I could take all the credit. LMP is very much a team work which makes it so special and fun.
Have a wonderful Xmas and New Year and look forward to your visits in 2008.
Hugs and kisses
LadyM (them)
Xx
Spanish Main
01-05-08, 14:56
A comparison report with the Partytreff scene would be useful for those of us visiting UK on occasion.
More expensive, of course, but does LMP do DFK, CIM, anal etc.?
Is is cheaper to stay for both the afternoon and evening sessions?
A comparison report with the Partytreff scene would be useful for those of us visiting UK on occasion.
More expensive, of course, but does LMP do DFK, CIM, anal etc.?
Is is cheaper to stay for both the afternoon and evening sessions?Hi Spanish,
I have no personal knowledge or experience of the German Partytreff system so cannot comment but on the main London section of the forum, senior member Iseeu has written a detailed comparison of Partytreff and London Parties based on his experience of both so that should give you a good idea.
Would put a link but unsure of how to do so but maybe someone with knowledge of how to will do so.
I can, however, answer your other questions. Things such as DFK, CIM etc do occur but like everything, are totally at the discretion of the individual ladies. Anal, however, is not on offer at our parties as we consider it a more personal rather than a group activity.
Expensive is a subjective word especially when comparing different countries and we feel for 2 hours with 6 ladies, £120 is value for money, certainly within the UK. For those who wish to stay 2 consecutive parties, we offer a concessionary rate of £200.
I hope to meet you at a party in the near future
Hugs and Kisses
Emma
xxx
Coyote1302
01-22-08, 20:49
The parties sound great. How does one go about finding dates and locations for Lady Marmalade Parties?
Thanks!
Coyote,
Before you get a serious flaming for not reading the forum or using common sense, I'll jump in: www.ladymarmaladeparties.com. Next time do a little homework prior to asking such an obvious question.
I plan a couple of days off in London. What is best: Ladymarmeladeparties or Gentlemensparties? There seems to be more reports on Ladymarmelade on this forum. Girls of Gentlemensparty look stunning on their site though.
I'd appreciate your advice.
Hi Spanish,
I have no personal knowledge or experience of the German Partytreff system so cannot comment but on the main London section of the forum, senior member Iseeu has written a detailed comparison of Partytreff and London Parties based on his experience of both so that should give you a good idea.
Would put a link but unsure of how to do so but maybe someone with knowledge of how to will do so.
Just saw this now- Here's the link to the comparison of the 2 that I posted last month. I hope that this helps and thanks to Emma for remembering- what a classy lady!
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687683&postcount=1692
Gentlements is less girls but for longer. I have heard good reports about both.
It's a shame that Lady M does not offer longer, even with less girls. 2 hours is simply not enough for a session and shelling out that kind of dosh (and I do know it is still better value than one to one sex anywhere else in rip-off UK) so for that reason alone I am not interested - I'd get the feeling of it all being over barely after it starts.
I plan a couple of days off in London. What is best:
Ladymarmeladeparties or Gentlemensparties? There seems to be more reports on Ladymarmelade on this forum. Girls of Gentlemensparty look stunning on their site though.
I'd appreciate your advice.
Grandpianist
01-30-08, 19:21
Gentlements is less girls but for longer. I have heard good reports about both.
It's a shame that Lady M does not offer longer, even with less girls. 2 hours is simply not enough for a session and shelling out that kind of dosh (and I do know it is still better value than one to one sex anywhere else in rip-off UK) so for that reason alone I am not interested - I'd get the feeling of it all being over barely after it starts.
For those wanting to savour things at a more leisurely pace, it's possible to stay for up to four hours on a Saturday and six hours during the week though at a commensurate increase in cost. It's still excellent value given that there're a minimum of six ladies in attendance and occasionally up to ten which, with the current low ratios, means that varied non stop action for those wanting to make the most of things.
Like in other aspects of life, one gets what one pays for. Any reduction in the number of ladies to reduce costs will invariably result in a higher ratio of punters resulting in longer queues for a slice of the action and lengthy downtimes. From what I can make out, this is not the sector of the market that LMP operates in. Let's not forget that for a lot of men based in London, £200 is only petty cash and they'll happily pay for quality.
Heading to UK this week and need to know what time frame do people think is the best? I have had great luck at SR parties in early party and then had complete sword fights during same time frame late in the week. I know the lunch time parties tend to be a hit or miss, and heard late afternoon is worse due to everyone getting a shag before heading out to the misses, anyone know what the evening party is usually like on a Friday? I seems to have all day to head over but since this may be the first and last time in the UK for a few months I wanna make it memorable.
For those wanting to savour things at a more leisurely pace, it's possible to stay for up to four hours on a Saturday and six hours during the week though at a commensurate increase in cost. It's still excellent value given that there're a minimum of six ladies in attendance and occasionally up to ten which, with the current low ratios, means that varied non stop action for those wanting to make the most of things.
Like in other aspects of life, one gets what one pays for. Any reduction in the number of ladies to reduce costs will invariably result in a higher ratio of punters resulting in longer queues for a slice of the action and lengthy downtimes. From what I can make out, this is not the sector of the market that LMP operates in. Let's not forget that for a lot of men based in London, £200 is only petty cash and they'll happily pay for quality.
Just saw this now- Here's the link to the comparison of the 2 that I posted last month. I hope that this helps and thanks to Emma for remembering- what a classy lady!
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687683&postcount=1692Why thank you!
Emma,
xxx
For those wanting to savour things at a more leisurely pace, it's possible to stay for up to four hours on a Saturday and six hours during the week though at a commensurate increase in cost. It's still excellent value given that there're a minimum of six ladies in attendance and occasionally up to ten which, with the current low ratios, means that varied non stop action for those wanting to make the most of things.
Like in other aspects of life, one gets what one pays for. Any reduction in the number of ladies to reduce costs will invariably result in a higher ratio of punters resulting in longer queues for a slice of the action and lengthy downtimes. From what I can make out, this is not the sector of the market that LMP operates in. Let's not forget that for a lot of men based in London, £200 is only petty cash and they'll happily pay for quality.Hi and Thanks for you input, Grandpianist.
The length and timing of parties is something we have experimented with over time. We have found, through feedback and experience, that for the regular weekday parties, 2 hours is about the most time (and energy!) the majority of guests can spare and, for those with a little more time, there are the options of staying for consecutive parties at a reduced rate.
As Grandpianist says, unless you are prepared to pay more you can have more girls and less time or vice versa and I know which our guests prefer.
~In response to Cocksure, I can understand why you may feel that way. Many who have not attended my parties have this vision of a guys queuing up to get some fun. With the enthusiasm, energy and sheer love of partying that my girls have, along with the guaranteed maximum ratio of 2:1, the only queuing is by the girls themselves as they wait for you guys to get your energy back! As other members will I am sure agree, you get a great deal of action in two hours.
Hope to see you someday.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxx
EasyGeezer
02-06-08, 14:44
I really need to get myself along to one of these lady marmalade parties, seems like THE place to be
As I cannot make it this week may I ask when the schedule for next week will be published so I can make plans?
I’m only have to said good things about lady marmalade parties. I was there just before Christmas and I have a very good time.
It is a big difference between the partytreff clubs in Germany and the lady marmalade parties in London. In London the girls really enjoy what they do and lovely lady marmalade is always there to encourage the guess and the girl to go back in to action.
I was a bit concern when I arrive at the door, because I had a bad experience with the partytreff clubs in Germany, but after breaking the ice and start talking with LM and the girls a really enjoy the party. The girls are very nice and they enjoy having group sex.
I think is the best venue in London and good value for money, of course the language helps because even the girls are not from England they try to speak good English to talk to you and is a good atmosphere there.
Next time I in London a will return.
Hi Guys
I always update the website every Sunday with the schedule for that week. This weeks schedule is done. Reason for doing it weekly is to ensure accuracy. None of us have crystal ball and can't plan things that far in advance!
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
I really need to get myself along to one of these lady marmalade parties, seems like THE place to be
As I cannot make it this week may I ask when the schedule for next week will be published so I can make plans?
Heading to UK this week and need to know what time frame do people think is the best? I have had great luck at SR parties in early party and then had complete sword fights during same time frame late in the week. I know the lunch time parties tend to be a hit or miss, and heard late afternoon is worse due to everyone getting a shag before heading out to the misses, anyone know what the evening party is usually like on a Friday? I seems to have all day to head over but since this may be the first and last time in the UK for a few months I wanna make it memorable.Hi Chame7777,
Every party can vary from week to week. It depends on you guys and your diary. As I restrict numbers to max of 2:1 there is never a rugby scrum!!! With three spacious bedrooms and very enthusiastic ladies I can assure you a very memorable time with as much fun as you can manage.
Look forward to welcoming you soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxx
Lady marmallade parties are the biggg reason to be in London. I attended 19/2 seven girl special. Boy, every minute of it was worth of every penny. Sofia and Barbara were stars of the show and the rest were were eager to please. If only I and other fellows had more load to shot. Again in two hours three shots in warm pussies and a wonderful hand job from Jasmin with a help of Sofia, Barbara and Alysia was the great finishing touch. Excellent. Highly recommended. See you in June.
Lady marmallade parties are the biggg reason to be in London. I attended 19/2 seven girl special. Boy, every minute of it was worth of every penny. Sofia and Barbara were stars of the show and the rest were were eager to please. If only I and other fellows had more load to shot. Again in two hours three shots in warm pussies and a wonderful hand job from Jasmin with a help of Sofia, Barbara and Alysia was the great finishing touch. Excellent. Highly recommended. See you in June.Hi Rizla,
Thank you for taking time to write such wonderful feed back. Will pass on your comments to all the girls. Sorry I missed you at the 1pm -3pm party on Tuesday.
Look forward to your next visit in June.
Hugs and kisses
LadyM
xx
If all goes well and my meetings end on time, I'm planning to visit this Wednesday evening. Emma, will you be there? Last time, I missed you :-( and couldn't thank you the iseeu way, heh, heh....
If all goes well and my meetings end on time, I'm planning to visit this Wednesday evening. Emma, will you be there? Last time, I missed you :-( and couldn't thank you the iseeu way, heh, heh....Hi Iseeu,
As things stand I had planned on being there, but now I know are will be attending I will ensure I am definitely there so I can personally thank you the Lady Marmalade way for all the lovely things you have written about us.
By the way, we relocated over the Easter break to a lovely new venue. It is in Lancaster Gate, a short distance away from our previous venue. And the great thing is it is within 5 mins walk from 4 different tube stations, which will make it easy for all you guys to get there. It is considerably more spacious and luxurious then our previous venue. However, to reassure you all we are not increasing the maximum number of guests at the parties, which remains at 12 but we have increased the number of girls to 7 per party. Now we have lots more space to play in and most importantly I have been able to reintroduce my favourite play thing, the famous Lady Marmalade Love Swing.
I hope you will try it out on Wednesday.
Look forward to meeting you.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Hi Iseeu,
As things stand I had planned on being there, but now I know are will be attending I will ensure I am definitely thereEmma,
there's something wrong with your sentence. I am sure you mean "As things stand I had planned on being there, but now I know are will be attending I will ensure I am definitely NOT there.......".
Always ready to help...
Tosc
Emma,
there's something wrong with your sentence. I am sure you mean "As things stand I had planned on being there, but now I know are will be attending I will ensure I am definitely NOT there.......".
Always ready to help.
ToscLol. Now come on Toscana don't be mean I am looking forward to meeting Iseeu and I look forward to your visit too.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
Xx
Disclaimer:This is not a paid advertisement nor does the writer have any affiliation or interest in Lady Marmalade Parties, or any relation with its proprietors (although I would like to have relations with the female half :-)).
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It took some doing, and tight travel connections which worked, but I managed to keep my date last week with lovely Emma, Moss and the fabulous 7 LMP ladies. I had a great time, and for me, LMP is one of the only shining lights in the increasingly dim London P4P scene.
The new location is a really classy place, clean, upscale furnishings with a comfortable upstairs sitting area replete with original ceiling carvings and kitchen. Downstairs is a spacious play area with a bedroom that's the designated dressing room, a master bedroom with ensuite toilet and shower, 2 additional bedrooms, and another toilet and shower. Plenty of room and space to play, and those 4 beds and even the chairs and floors in their vicinity were always in use. It's readily accessible via public transportation from anywhere in Central London and actually in walking distance from some main tourist areas and hotels.
I was greeted at the door by the lovely Emma, and from that moment on, she made certain that I was always "occupied". What sets this place in a different league is that hands-on attention by Emma and Moss and this attitude and spirit is also easily found in the overall service level of the great women of the house. E and M deeply care deeply about their business and are constantly looking for ways to improve and enhance the experience. Their attention for detail and hygiene is unusual in this type of business, from the crisp clean light colored linens, fresh robes and towels, to the ample soap supply in the showers. They screen to some extent the customers, denying admission to those that they fell won;t fit in with the high scale gentleman's club atmosphere.
This is a labor of love for them and there's a family spirit which comes through in the affection that the working staff have for them. It even spreads to the fellow punters, and there's a great spirit of camradrie and sharing of experiences amongst the fellow punters, skillfully engineered by Moss, during the few moments that Emma lets them relax.
E & M take great pride in their staff, in getting the right women and keeping them working and happy. And they should be proud of them. They are fantastic women to be with, with all of the key attributes; attitude, looks, performance, insatiable and dirty minds. As we know from other clubs all over the world, keeping steady SP with all of these attributes is no small feat. Rather than a pure 2-1 ration they now have 7 SP for a maximum of 12 customers. Part of the reason for this is so that they can provide enough regular work for all of the women that want to work for them.
After showering and changing into my clean white robe, Emma ushered me into the lovely arms of Alicia and Jade for a great 3some, replete with multiple positions, girl on girl and ending with doggie while savoring Jade's treats. Throughout, I could see Emma hovering in the shadows, making sure that her clientele was busy and happy, commenting on the scenes unfolding before her eyes, and sometimes just perving.
I showered and went upstairs for a smoke and drink, and within 10 minutes Emma was upstairs coaxing the men to go back downstairs, and despite my protestations of the need for energy replenishment, dragged (well not exactly dragged) me down. This time she deposited me into the welcoming arms and mouth of Olivia, who coaxed life and joy back into iseeu jr. Afterwards, I just lay there, and pulled Olivia down for some post coital cuddling.
Back to the showers, and then Emma and I just walked around watching the action together, having some laughs at the expense of a young stud, who was trying out every position of the kama sutra on the lovely Sarah. While we did our rounds, Emma was checking my merchandise, while I fondled her ample wares. She told me that she is constantly horny, and gentleman that i am, I offered to help relieve her predicament.
She had a better idea in the guise of Jasmin. While, I would have loved to do the "hostess with the mostest", she was right. Jasmine was a perfect match for me. What a delightful delectable lady. I was in no condition to perform right away, so I threw her down on the bed and dived in for some nourishment. Yummm. Gave her the full iseeu treatment and she very demonstratively came about 30 minutes later. She turned her attention to my obvious predicament. Later, I kept her alongside me for some more cuddling, until I understood that she needed to get to the next customer.
It was by now 8:40 p.m. I showered again, but before I could sneak back upstairs, Emma corraled me, and offered Sarah to me for my last session of the night. I pleaded sperm poverty and she relented. I stumbled upstairs needing some fluids and a smoke. Began speaking with Moss, and continued with him and Emma, even after all of the staff and other clientele had left, about life, loves, and the economics of running a business like this.
They're good people- open, honest and caring and it it's refreshing to meet and have this level of access to people like this, "real people", in this business. We agreed to disagree on the issue of the length of their parties. I believe that 2 hours is just not enough time to really enjoy the experience, to savor the pleasures on offer and have time to shoot the breeze with the other clientele and get more comfortable with the staff. They countered, that they have in the past offered longer parties which did not achieve popularity, since most of their customers are locals, stopping in the club during an afternoon break from work or before heading home, and not business travellers like myself. And, they don't want to offer both longer and shorter time options in the same party, since they feel that it would create a "slam, bam, thank you mam" atmosphere and be unfair to the working gals.
Thinking back, that is probably the only real issue that I can find at this great club. Given that they're located in London, where everything is pricey, even the cost of admission (which they have resisted raising due to the economic downturn) for this high service and satisfaction level in an upscale location represents good value for money.
All in all, a class act. They've been doing it now for almost 4 years and the return clientele (who have become part of their extended family), stable happy work staff, and fully-booked parties, show that they've got it right. IMO, and based on my experiences throughout Europe, the US and Asia, very few clubs provide this service level and overall experience. I need to try to get to London more often....
Disclaimer:This is not a paid advertisement nor does the writer have any affiliation or interest in Lady Marmalade Parties, or any relation with its proprietors (although I would like to have relations with the female half :-)).I need to try to get to London more often....Dear Iseeu,
Thank you for such a lovely feedback on your recent visit.
It was a pleasure to see after such a long time. I am glad you liked the new venue and agree with you that it does provide every one with much more room to play in.
I am flattered about your opening comment and who knows if you are in London on a Monday when we are holding one of our new MILF parties, you might be able to tempt me into coming out of retirement!
Take care and look forward to seeing you soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
I was in London recently and had a chance to attend a party at the new location.
This place is unreal.
Lovely ladies at an affordable price, as much sex as you want. This is fantasy.
My day started with three blond hotties on me. One of them, Olivia, was just incredibly sexy and I was delighted with the attention she and others gave me.
I am in my forties and I thought I can not perform like I used to. Wrong ! The eight or so sexy things kept encouraging me for more and they worked wonders on me. I just kept going like the energizer bunny. I was a very happy man for the three hours I was there.
Special greetings to Olivia, she is so beautiful and sexy. Sex with her was unforgettable.
Oh, I wish I lived in London.
London and LMP are the best !!
Oh, I wish I lived in London.
London and LMP are the best !!Hi Ftp999,
Thank you for taking time to write your glowing feedback. It is always great to read feedback so we know that all you guys are enjoying the parties.
Hope you introduce yourself at your next visit so I can give you a big LadyM thank you.
hugs and kisses
Emma,
xxx
Hi,
I'm a long time member, have posted on the NY, CT and NJ boards in the past. Would love to know how to get on the LMP parties list. Anyone give me the info via bc?
Thanks.
Moving to the UK in June.
Hi,
I'm a long time member, have posted on the NY, CT and NJ boards in the past. Would love to know how to get on the LMP parties list. Anyone give me the info via bc?
Thanks.
Moving to the UK in June.Hi Hank,
Thank you for your enquiry. To attend one of LMP events all you need to do is call us on either of the two phone numbers to reserve a space as we do limit to maximum 12 guys per party. Address and directions to the venue will be given then. Please do call on open mobile number.
Details of phone numbers, party times, dates and rota of ladies are all on the web site www.ladymarmaladeparties.com
Look forward to welcoming you to one of the parties very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Robert the Brave
05-14-08, 11:56
I noticed that you had a MILF party but can't find any feed back.
Do you plan to repeat this and if so how often?
I noticed that you had a MILF party but can't find any feed back.
Do you plan to repeat this and if so how often?Hi Robert
We are holding another MILF party this Monday 19th, due to overwhelming success of our very first event.
We have not yet decided on how frequently we will be holding them. If any of you guys are interested in attending them keep an eye on the site or subscribe to my weekly updates which will keep you informed of all our special events in advance.
As for the review on our very first MILF party here is the link
http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/forum/threads.php?id=1481_0_5_0_C
Take care and see you soon.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
This place is amazing and brings English hospitality to whole new level.
Moss and his crew last Tuesday were amazing and I am sure that the are at every party. From 4 to 6 the place was non stop action.
The girls work as a team with no restrictions. At 4 the action starts. They are all playful and entertaining.
My only disappointment was that I did not have a chance to meet the famous Lady M.
I can not understand why there has not been more written about this place or why it has not been franchised.
The best 2 hours you can spend in London.
This place is amazing and brings English hospitality to whole new level.
Moss and his crew last Tuesday were amazing and I am sure that the are at every party. From 4 to 6 the place was non stop action.
The girls work as a team with no restrictions. At 4 the action starts. They are all playful and entertaining.
My only disappointment was that I did not have a chance to meet the famous Lady M.
I can not understand why there has not been more written about this place or why it has not been franchised.
The best 2 hours you can spend in London.Hi hun
Firstly, apologies for not being at the parties on Tuesday, sorry I missed you. Let me know next time in advance so I can ensure I will definitely be there.
Glad you enjoyed yourself and thank you for taking time to share your experience with others on this forum. Here is to welcoming you to the parties many more times.
Hugs and kisses
LadyM,
Xxx
This place is amazing and brings English hospitality to whole new level.
Moss and his crew last Tuesday were amazing and I am sure that the are at every party. From 4 to 6 the place was non stop action.
The girls work as a team with no restrictions. At 4 the action starts. They are all playful and entertaining.
My only disappointment was that I did not have a chance to meet the famous Lady M.
I can not understand why there has not been more written about this place or why it has not been franchised.
The best 2 hours you can spend in London.
Glad that it worked out and you were able to enjoy this fabulous place. I agree- if I have to be in London in business, at least I can look forward to spending a great 2 hours in the arms of the Lady M ladies. Makes life bearable, doesn't it?
Fully concur with all the raving reviews of the LMP. In my opinion this is one of the best parts of visiting London for business and also one of the best kept mongering secrets around. I have not attended one in a long time but am planning a business trip at the end of this month and have made sure that I keep at least 2 hours open for a visit.
Looking forward to a good time with Moss and his crew.
I managed parties on two successive days last week. Thank you to all the lovely girls, Moss & Chris, and of course to the lovely Emma!
(It would have been three successive days, but I couldn’t quite fit a third one in before my flight. Moss is most accommodating though if you need somewhere to put your bag pre- or post- flight.)
DAY ONE
The new accommodation is pretty cool. Great area – upmarket but very discreet, in a quiet but central suburb back from the main road. It’s two or three minutes walk from about four different tube stations, which means it’s very easy to get to. If you’re stuck, just give Moss a ring and he’ll beam you in! There’s now a separate floor as a ‘chill-out’ area, with complimentary cheese and wine etc, and the good hosts always willing to enjoy a bit of light banter or conversation. Downstairs, there are several showers/bathrooms/changing areas, several bedrooms (I particularly like the large beds pushed together which means you can sometimes get three couples on one bed – great if, like me, you enjoy a touch of consensual shared groping!) There’s also a nice swing and a couch, all quite happy to accommodate a bit of action!
It’s very much a no-rush scenario – at least there’s no rush to get you out the door! The girls however, do encourage you to ‘get on with it’. As I was a few minutes late one day, they reminded me to hurry up and get changed (into a robe) so I could join in the action.
Could I maybe just remind the gentlemen, especially newcomers, that it is polite I think to shower, even if you have just showered before coming out. Showering there is nice, cos it reassures the girls quite visibly that you are nice and fresh! I also recommend showering inbetween sessions with different girls. They generally do, and it is only polite. (Think about it – do you enjoy BBBJ? Your first one is often BB, so don’t expect the next girl to lick the tastes of your last session off unless she’s into that!) I find the robes are also useful for carrying a small supply of mints, and maybe a pen and paper to write down names to thank afterwards. (I didn’t always write everything down as soon as I intended, so apologies in advance if I have mixed up any minor details!)
My first two-hour session started off with Antonia. Antonia is physical model of perfection, and beautifully, sophisticatedly French. Petite, delicate and very sensitive, she stands out in a very nice way. Lovely oral skills. Antonia is slim, blonde and has all the physical attributes that fit the perfect cv! Oh – and a very kissable back!
A quick shower and splash of aftershave then I encounter Jade. Jade is quite stunning – these pictures really fail to do the girls justice. Half Brasilian and with a charismatic personality, she was wearing shoes that lit up as she walked which was kinda amusing.
Another quick shower then, as I come out of the bathroom, there is Adriana. Wow! Adriana is exceedingly cute. She winds me up a bit trying to get me to speak Brasilian, but my head is sausage and can’t think of anything except how lovely she is (I have to concentrate at the best of times to do joined-up sentences). We start entwining and chatting about dancing, sliding horizontal on the couch by the staircase. Eventually we get into it doggy style and people squeeze past. Adriana is a seemingly quiet girl, not at all brash, and it’s a delight that she is sexually hungry for more!
Next is Diane. There is so much to enjoy here and I’m nearly at the end of the two hours as well as energy levels! Diana has, it must be said, the most awesome breasts. I often tend to go for small breasts, but I guess it’s also down to how you use them! Diana is a roomful of enjoyment. Like a hurricane of sexuality descending on mankind. And her large breasts have a sort of magnetism for the eyeballs so it is hard to look at anything else! Now Diane is already busy servicing one of the other gentlemen, but she still has two hands free and a mouth and is making it clear she would like as much as she can have to fill these. Diana also has what many regard as a Brasilian way of ‘connecting’. I mention this to her and she says “Yes - We get involved!!” It’s true. Many Brasilians are very adept at using emotion to communicate – in a way that makes us Europeans look like beginners. And Diane is straining her head to reach my manhood. It takes a few minutes of manoeuvring, but eventually I manage to get it within range. She stretches her neck to reach and eat. What passion! I explode over her . . . yes . . . it has to be . . . her breasts.
Now it sometimes happens that the girl of the day is not the girl you end up with on that occasion. Today, all glory goes to Bella, who I have been trying to session with the whole afternoon. We manage some sexy eye-contact while sessioning with other partners, and a bit of touching and feeling and cuddling whenever in range. She held me to her bosom as Antonia went down on me, and it was a delightful sensation. But whenever we met it seemed that I was with someone or she was with someone, so it was unrequited lust. But she is so lovely! Small Brasilian girl, quite young and petite, with long curly hair that is wonderful to run your hands through. Soft kissable breasts and a lovely gentle nature.
DAY TWO
On my second day at LMP I was a man with a mission. But it was not to happen straight away. As soon as I was showered and changed there was a lot of welcoming invites. Now I mean, one can hardly be rude when a lady asks for a little sexual satisfaction . . .
I sessioned with a young Paulista to start off with. Am so sorry – can’t recall her name. She was great though! I’m flirting at the same time (and often throughout the party) with Paola, a gorgeous Brasilian from Goias with nipples to make your mouth water.
I get back to the adjacent bedroom (after a quick shower). A girl who won’t tell me where she’s from but is gorgeous (very passionate brunette – sorry remembering she wouldn’t tell me where she’s from stuck in my head and blotted out her name) – anyway, she calls me over. We’d exchanged some eye contact at the start of the afternoon and it seemed we were destined to have more contact than that. Honestly, she gobbles my manhood so energetically it’s as if she’s starved herself for a week! Obrigado! Paola is adjacent again somehow – exchanging flirty caresses with me whenever we are within reach. It’s like we are on parallel tracks for the party – fabulous fun even though we don’t have full sex with each other.
Back to my mission. The last time I had visited, back at the old premises, my session had ended with the loveliest girl there, whose name was Alysia. I had been going down on her wonderful hidden delights as two other girls (whose faces I couldn’t see) had managed to find their way to my manhood and sucked and caressed it as I sucked and caressed Alysia. They did an exceedingly wonderful and determined job and managed to make me come a few minutes before I succeeded in enabling Alysia to have an end-of-session climax. This daisy-chain idea is one of my ideal heavens! But it was almost past the end of the session. I had spent most of the past twenty minutes between Alysia’s thighs, and wasn’t even sure who the other two wonderful girls were. So some quick hello’s! But as I returned to LMP with the exciting knowledge that Alysia was taking part that day, I had to admit that I had only seen her face briefly and wasn’t sure if I’d recognise her.
My luck was in. I had searched in vain a couple of times and not found anyone who seemed remotely like Alysia, but Moss assured me she was around somewhere. Then I go to the bathroom and find this delightful beauty in front of the mirror. I introduce myself and wait with baited breath as I think I’ve found her. Yes! No of course, I can’t be sure it is the same Alysia, but if it isn’t then she has a double with the same gorgeous personality and body to match. We manage to find a space on a bed and I go down on her for a while, licking and fingering, before riding her from above. Somehow though we end up standing and Alysia is going down on me. Now she’s rather good at it! But if that wasn’t wonderful enough, Sarah comes up behind me and cuddles herself into me. I am having the most amazing BBBJ from Alysia and Sarah is letting my hands explore her own breasts and bottom! The world explodes and I look down at my come, newly decorating Alysia’s breasts.
It’s just nearing end-of-session time. I say hi to Kelly. She is so easy to be with and I can’t understand how I managed to miss her earlier. Physically awesome, intelligent and chatty. Kelly has just started at LMP and is telling me how she enjoys it compared to her other work (which includes video porn star). I would love to have sessioned with Kelly. I love the physical type (skinny blonde) and love the idea of sessioning with someone who is used to doing sex as entertainment. Sex is great to do, but it’s also great fun to watch. This is one of the joys of LMP (you can do both at once!) but it is especially good fun to ‘put on a good show’ and live it up for the enjoyment of one’s fellow partiers sometimes. My mystery girl is still doing a pretty good job – sessioning with a guy across the room as if she has to have as much sex as possible before the world ends.
I mention to Kelly how most of the girls seem very good at BJs and so many relationships could be helped if LMP gave training to young wives and girlfriends! Kelly draws Sarah into the conversation. Sarah is also English, very articulate, tall and slim. She’s quite interested in the subject and agrees, saying that at LMP at least the girls watch each other and tend to improve very fast! Her personal tip, which I rather liked, was that she ‘watches the toes’. I thought about it for a moment – kind of makes sense. Some people (women and men) are quite vocal when receiving oral. Some aren’t. The toes are maybe a pretty good indicator of how things are going – can’t wait to put your tip into practice – thanks Sarah!
Having now read the recent reporting on visits to Lady M and Sacred Rose Parties, it is clear that the kinks and strains of travelling through Terminal 5 can be ironed out in the London pary scene.
Previously enjoyed SR on several occasions - time to start checking for a landing slot at LM.
Keep up the excellent work, Ladies - Em and Kaylee.
Travelerb69
05-23-08, 16:41
I managed parties on two successive days last week. Thank you to all the lovely girls, Moss & Chris, and of course to the lovely Emma!!
Great report, Christopherd. I was going to to put in the ROD but it is already there. I have not been to LMP yet, will do it next time I travel to London. One question: I was surprised by the number of brazilian girls on the day you were there. From what I understood there were only two non-brazilian girls, is that so? Nothing against brazilian girls, on the contrary, I had some terrific experiences with them. However, I also like variety. So guys, from your experience, does LMP´s line-up always have a great percentage of brazilian girls or does it vary?
Best regards, Travelerb69.
I also like variety. So guys, from your experience, does LMP´s line-up always have a great percentage of Brazilian girls or does it vary?
Best regards, Travelerb69.Hi Travelerb69,
Regarding your comment I do agree variety is the spice of life.
We are very selective in the girls we take on. Majority of new girls who join us come as recommendation from existing girls. Experience has shown that these girls make the best party girls. Not only are the Brazilians fantastic party girls but they are also good at networking, so consequently we end up interviewing a lot of them. I can assure you it is very difficult to turn some of them away!
However, we do recognise the need to balance the team. Currently we have 29 ladies of which 15 are non Brazilians and come not only from England but also countries such as France, Poland, Italy and others.
When I put together the weekly line up I do try to get a good balance.
Look forward to meeting you very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
I managed parties on two successive days last week. Thank you to all the lovely girls, Moss & Chris, and of course to the lovely Emma!Hi Chris,
Sorry to have missed you on Tuesday but glad we caught up on Wednesday. So pleased you had such a fantastic time and thank you for writing such a detailed and glowing report. I appreciate this greatly.
Look forward to your next visit very soon. Take care.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
time to start checking for a landing slot at LM.Hi Excess,
Look forward to welcoming you at LMP in the very near future.
Please do introduce yourself as I do like to put a face to the name.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
P.S
Do bring lots of energy and stamina as I can guarantee you will need it!!!
Flying into London for 3 days on Sat and already made bookings for a spot at the party.
Just hope that the jet lag does not cause any hindrance but I am hoping to be up to the task.
Flying into London for 3 days on Sat and already made bookings for a spot at the party.
Just hope that the jet lag does not cause any hindrance but I am hoping to be up to the task.
I am sure they will up you to it. Resistance, as they say <g> is futile ;-)
Flying into London for 3 days on Sat and already made bookings for a spot at the party.
Just hope that the jet lag does not cause any hindrance but I am hoping to be up to the task.Hi Ohio29,
Don't worry, we serve red bull on the rocks!!!
Also, the best cure for jet lag is Party. Pure unadulterated fun and no idea of time.
Looking forward to meeting you on Saturday.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Flying into London for 3 days on Sat and already made bookings for a spot at the party.
Just hope that the jet lag does not cause any hindrance but I am hoping to be up to the task.
...is Emma and the LM ladies. Believe me- you won't have a chance to lag and neither will Ohio29 jr.
UP to the task? LOL
...is Emma and the LM ladies. Believe me- you won't have a chance to lag and neither will Ohio29 jr.
UP to the task? LOLI went through your site seeing all these posts and all I could seeis some old shags . This thrad is just for advertising all posts by Emma in different names I think.
A thread for advertisng parties , all messages logged by Emma in different names. All I can see in there website is some old shags.
...is Emma and the LM ladies. Believe me- you won't have a chance to lag and neither will Ohio29 jr.
UP to the task? LOLHi Iseeu,
From what I saw of you with the girls last time you were here, you certainly don't suffer from jet lag. More like turbo boost, made me quite jealous!
Hope you are back in London very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Them
Xx
A thread for advertisng parties , all messages logged by Emma in different names. All I can see in there website is some old shags. I have never been to one of these parties, but your message about them had me look at their site and I must say the girls there look quite good and I did not see anything that I would classify as "old shag". Thanks for bringing my attention to the site Sonumisra. I will certainly look to stop by next time I pass through London.
I have never been to one of these parties, but your message about them had me look at their site and I must say the girls there look quite good and I did not see anything that I would classify as "old shag". Thanks for bringing my attention to the site Sonumisra. I will certainly look to stop by next time I pass through London.
It is one of the best sites in London.... Nothing old about this place. one of the best "shags" you can get. Moss and his group( Missed Ms.M) are very happy to make you feel at home
It is one of the best sites in London.... Nothing old about this place. one of the best "shags" you can get. Moss and his group( Missed Ms.M) are very happy to make you feel at homeLady M's website and physical site are definitely the place to be. Nothing old about either the girls or the website! I was in London for a day this week and my biggest regret was that I did not have the time to attend one of their parties. See you next time, Lady M.
Pegasus
Grandpianist
05-30-08, 08:57
Flying into London for 3 days on Sat and already made bookings for a spot at the party.
Just hope that the jet lag does not cause any hindrance but I am hoping to be up to the task.
Perhaps Lady M can be persuaded to provide a masseuse to recharge jet lagged & stressed punters. I'm sure that 30 minutes in skilful hands is all it will take to bring me back to life in between bouts.
all messages logged by Emma in different names
As the "Christopherd" version of Emma, I trust you appreciate my hundreds of messages - and those under even other different "names" detailing P4P around the world. Do your homework Sonumisra!
ISG is still mostly genuine. Strangely though, I notice the LMP only includes a less rigorous site on its 'external links' where false reports are indeed included. (I've been meaning to add some other nitpicky criticisms but haven't got round to it.)
The reason why it has a separate thread is that a lot of people want to give and get info about it and it saves cluttering up a general thread. Same happens on many ISG forums. The question of whether it is 'advertising' came up a long time ago (and was dealt with then IMO). Jackson wasn't born yesterday.
Hi Iseeu,
From what I saw of you with the girls last time you were here, you certainly don't suffer from jet lag. More like turbo boost, made me quite jealous!
Hope you are back in London very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Them
Xx
Let's have no stories about Iseeu and "his Jumbo jet", Ms Em. That would be telling tales out of school. ;-)
A thread for advertisng parties , all messages logged by Emma in different names. All I can see in there website is some old shags.
It's true that this thread has become a bit boring with all those exchanges between Emma and her cleints rubbing each other's back. Not anymore informative.
That does not change the fact that LMP remains one of the best party in London, but not the only one though. One or 2 other deserve as much praise, but did not make it to ISG. I am not going to advertise them, since otherwise they will become overbooked, as LMPs are, and it will be imposible to get in at the last minute...
Grandpianist
05-31-08, 09:33
Have to say it's a great concept having a dedicated thread showcasing one of London's best punting experiences. This allows prospective visitors to the capital city to whet their appetites on the uniquely British phenomena known as parties as well providing the occasional visitor such as myself with a chance to keep up to date on what's going on.
And with contributions from some of the board's most prolific and respected contributors, it is easy to derive vicarious enjoyment from reading their posts. Those of us who find ourselves in stuck in sh!tholes in the back of beyond where the prospect of initmate female company is a distant dream welcome the vivid images created in the mind's eye by their descriptive words. And in my case, these also serve to rekindle more than a few happy memories!!
On my last visit, LMP's set up had improved even further from my previous experiences. Proceedings started with an erotic dance with the talented dancer having physical contact with audience - a wonderful curtain raiser to set the mood for the rest of the afternoon. With me suitably fired up, Sarah took me by the hand and led me downstairs for bbbj for which she is renown. We were soon joined on the bed by Sabrina pleasuring two punters - she apparently enjoys moresomes - giving me the opportunity to play with her as well. Brooke also joined us cradling me in her arms planting kisses over my neck and body. For a greedy guy like myself, surrounded by 3 lovely ladies tending to my most intimate requirements was absolute paradise.
Then Amber finished with a punter on an adjacent bed and I made my excuses politely to the other ladies and went to join her. She is certainly accomplished at her craft and took me to the heights of pleasure with her bbbj before the inevitable climax. Upstairs for a beer and within a few minutes a naked Jennifer came running up and dragged me back to the bedroom where she set to work on me culminating with a dry orgasm for me - something I'd read about in Eastern philosophies such as Tao and Tantra but never hiterto experienced. I went through all the sensations of an orgasm without ejaculating which alarmed her as she thought I was in some discomfort.
So within the first hours, I had the pleasure of five ladies and two orgasms - well on target to meet my objective of getting round all the 7 ladies advertised. Or so I thought.
The following hour found me catching up with Alycia but the final lady, Dani, was constantly busy so I found myself going round the block again with the other ladies to keep myself busy. After 2 and a half hours of regular loitering in doorways waiting for my turn Lady M came to my assistance and soon I had a complete scorecard. Though Dani gave me a good time, my other objective for the day was to save the grande finale for Sarah, who I am very fond of, and soon we were coupling despite my normal preference to be on the receiving end of BBBJ. She easily brought me to my third climax of the afternoon this time a more conventional one which filled the condom
With my objectives achieved, I wasn't tempted to stay the final hour and got dressed but just as I was making my way upstairs to say my goodbyes, I passed a lady with whom I hadn't had the pleasure. Apparently the erotic dancer (can't remember her name) wasn't down to work but joined in the action anyway. I was sorely tempted to undress again and follow her into a bedroom before concluding that 3 orgasms in 3 hours with 7 lovely ladies was good enough.
Have to say it's a great concept having a dedicated thread showcasing one of London's best punting experiences. This allows prospective visitors to the capital city to whet their appetites on the uniquely British phonemena known as parties as well providing the occasional visitor such as myself with a chance to keep up to date on what's going on.
And with contributions from some of the board's most prolific and respected contributors, it is easy to derive vicarious enjoyment from reading their posts. Those of us who find ourselves in stuck in sh!tholes in the back of beyond where the prospect of initmate female company is a distant dream welcome the vivid images created in the mind's eye by their descriptive words. And in my case, these also serve to rekindle more than a few happy memories!!
On my last visit, LMP's set up had improved even further from my previous experiences. Proceedings started with an erotic dance with the talented dancer having physical contact with audience - a wonderful curtain raiser to set the mood for the rest of the afternoon. With me suitably fired up, Sarah took me by the hand and led me downstairs for bbbj for which she is renown. We were soon joined on the bed by Sabrina pleasuring two punters - she apparently enjoys moresomes - giving me the opportunity to play with her as well. Brooke also joined us cradling me in her arms planting kisses over my neck and body. For a greedy guy like myself, surrounded by 3 lovely ladies tending to my most intimate requirements was absolute paradise.
Then Amber finished with a punter on an adjacent bed and I made my excuses politely to the other ladies and went to join her. She is certainly accomplished at her craft and took me to the heights of pleasure with her bbbj before the inevitable climax. Upstairs for a beer and within a few minutes a naked Jennifer came running up and dragged me back to the bedroom where she set to work on me culminating with a dry orgasm for me - something I'd read about in Eastern philosophies such as Tao and Tantra but never hiterto experienced. I went through all the sensations of an orgasm without ejaculating which alarmed her as she thought I was in some discomfort.
So within the first hours, I had the pleasure of five ladies and two orgasms - well on target to meet my objective of getting round all the 7 ladies advertised. Or so I thought.
The following hour found me catching up with Alycia but the final lady, Dani, was constantly busy so I found myself going round the block again with the other ladies to keep myself busy. After 2 and a half hours of regular loitering in doorways waiting for my turn Lady M came to my assistance and soon I had a complete scorecard. Though Dani gave me a good time, my other objective for the day was to save the grande finale for Sarah, who I am very fond of, and soon we were coupling despite my normal preference to be on the receiving end of BBBJ. She easily brought me to my third climax of the afternoon this time a more conventional one which filled the condom
With my objectives achieved, I wasn't tempted to stay the final hour and got dressed but just as I was making my way upstairs to say my goodbyes, I passed a lady with whom I hadn't had the pleasure. Apparently the erotic dancer (can't remember her name) wasn't down to work but joined in the action anyway. I was sorely tempted to undress again and follow her into a bedroom before concluding that 3 orgasms in 3 hours with 7 lovely ladies was good enough.Excellent stuff , but you missed Emma !!!, what a shame. Make it an objective next time
I went through your site seeing all these posts and all I could seeis some old shags . This thrad is just for advertising all posts by Emma in different names I think.
Not sure if I need to vouch for myself. Sorry to tell you- but I'm certainly not Emma, and I have posted on ISG from all over the world. You can also ask some of the other mongers that I have met at clubs over the years, if I'm just Emma in reverse drag.
On the other hand, who the f*ck are you with all of 10 one-line posts?
Hugs and Kisses,
Emma by another name
Let's have no stories about Iseeu and "his Jumbo jet", Ms Em. That would be telling tales out of school. ;-)
Hey Excess,
Let her tell it the way it is. It's good for the ego.LOL
Not sure if I need to vouch for myself. Sorry to tell you- but I'm certainly not Emma, and I have posted on ISG from all over the world. You can also ask some of the other mongers that I have met at clubs over the years, if I'm just Emma in reverse drag.
On the other hand, who the f*ck are you with all of 10 one-line posts?
Hugs and Kisses,
Emma by another nameSo many people in this Forum seems to be hurt by my comment(Dont know why).I have every right to post my opinion and I dont have to have a 1000 posts to do it .
If you find these women as the most beautiful (Then probabaly you have not seen many women) go and f*ck.
otherwise they will become overbooked, as LMPs are, and it will be impossible to get in at the last minute...Dreams,
Whilst you are entitled to your opinion on the usefulness of this section, I would suggest that you have possibly used a wrong word in your comments. I am sure you meant to say ‘fully booked’ rather than ‘over booked’. The latter implies that we book more than we promise. If this was the case, you should still be able to get in at the last minute. Although it is true many of our parties are fully booked, it is rare for them to be so within an hour of the start.
I don’t think it is fair to use our popularity and the fact we honour commitments as a criticism.
Hugs and kisses
Emma,
xx
[QUOTE=Christopherd]Strangely though, I notice the LMP only includes a less rigorous site on its 'external links' where false reports are indeed included. [QUOTE]Chris
I have thought about adding a link for ISG to my site but have held back from doing so for the following reasons.
We include a link of reports from the site you refer to because we do our main daily advertising on there.
As you are aware, we have a very active forum on our site with many hundreds of supportive members. If I were to put a link, many might come on to post on here and the section would rapidly have lots of positive reports from first timers thus reducing the credibility leaving me open to accusations of posting them myself!!
Take care and see you soon.
hugs and kisses
Emma
xx
So many people in this Forum seems to be hurt by my comment(Dont know why).I have every right to post my opinion and I dont have to have a 1000 posts to do it .
If you find these women as the most beautiful (Then probabaly you have not seen many women) go and f*ck.
Sure you do. You have a right to believe the earth is flat. But don't be surprised if people are offended when you call them fakes. If you click on my back posts, you will find a few hundred I think, mostly highly detailed reports on Brasil, with explicit street directions, costs and tips, photos of girls and so on. They are confirmed by other regular posters so Emma would have to be some amazing faker to fool the people living there. As to whether I have seen many women, it depends what you mean by many. A few hundred in Brasil alone, including some of the most beautiful women I have met anywhere in the world (not everywhere in the world is as furtive as the UK about such things). So again, it is not unreasonable if people feel offended when you swear at them and call them inexperienced or blind. I think you reached a knee jerk conclusion, sparked by the lack of negative posts about LMP. It wasn't unreasonable, but in this case you were incorrect.
I went through your site seeing all these posts and all I could seeis some old shags . This thrad is just for advertising all posts by Emma in different names I think.
How many times are you going to post the same crap? If you have a valid point (which you do not), posting once is more than enough. I think most people here disagree with your assessment.
Dreams,
Whilst you are entitled to your opinion on the usefulness of this section, I would suggest that you have possibly used a wrong word in your comments. I am sure you meant to say ‘fully booked’ rather than ‘over booked’. The latter implies that we book more than we promise. If this was the case, you should still be able to get in at the last minute. Although it is true many of our parties are fully booked, it is rare for them to be so within an hour of the start.
I don’t think it is fair to use our popularity and the fact we honour commitments as a criticism.
Hugs and kisses
Emma,
xx
Yes, you are right, I meant "fully booked". And I myself have commented elsewhere that the fact that one cannot get in at the last minute was to put to your credit. Apologies for the bad choice of word.
I do not criticize you for a second. Your parties are deservely the best in London.
I used to be a customer at the very beginning. I do recall one afternoon, it was in your paddington flat, and there were only 2 customers. You did not cancel, and the 3 girls there worked really hard on us. I still remember the 4-some....Sadly, it is unlikely to happen again, since you are most of the time fully booked.
I am still a customer, but my schedule does not always allow me to plan ahead. I had therefore to find alternatives, and it is not a criticism of anyone to say that there are some good alternatives. That's all I meant to say.
And I will hapily come to your parties if I manage to get in.
With regards to the interest of the trhead, yes , my view is that it is not much informative, it looks like a nice chit-chat. Like you respect my view, I respect the views of those who find it useful, but I must say I do not find much useful info in it . I think the info needed is on your website, where one can find prices, venues, and more importantly line up.
Peace!
I do recall one afternoon, it was in your paddington flat, and there were only 2 customers. You did not cancel, and the 3 girls there worked really hard on us. I still remember the 4-some....Sadly, it is unlikely to happen again, since you are most of the time fully booked.
Sadly this is where the interests of ISG and providers can maybe part. On ISG we share tips on the best kept secrets and they are not secret for much longer! At least the better places like LMP have some good quality control on ratios and attitudes though. These are pioneers. There will usually be some newcomers to the game who will emulate, often giving the sort of scenario you mention, but they will be harder to find, just as LMP was before. It's all good.
Has anyone been to Rosaparties?
http://www.rosapartiesclub.co.uk/details.htm.
Seems to be pretty good , lots of nice girls , only the timings are a problem.
I went to a Saturday afternoon party at LMP last weekend and had one of the best times of my life. There were six girls there, and hardly any more men at any one time. Girls present included Rafiela (who did a hat trick on me), Honey, Antonia and three other Brazilians. I've been to several FKK clubs and thought I had hit gold. And thought about Party Treffs. But was been put off by the fact that so many girls there are mingers. This was the best of both worlds. I hit so many new firsts.
1. I had a foursome. With three Brazilian girls working me over. It started with a one to one then a second girl joined us. Then a third. With one stroking my thighs, one sat on my belly jerking me off and another dangling her breasts above my mouth I couldn't hold out for long. My first hit of the day (I’d saved it up as my anticipation level was high)
2. Had sex in a swing chair. At one point Honey hung upside down from the top of the frame while blowing me.
3. Was in a room with three other guys and six girls – all fucking and sucking and licking and wanking the guys. Taking turns and moving round the room until they had got all of us off (or reduced us to the state where we said enough).
4. Saw my first chain of girls licking and pleasuring each other.
5. Watched one get serviced by five girls. He was a regular so I guess he gets preferential treatment and it was five minutes to closing time so they wanted to send home a happy punter. They did.
I got off five times in three hours. What can I say? The great thing about LMP is that the girls are real good-looking (OK not 10s but 7 plus) and really dedicated to please. They relate well to their clients and each other. There’s no need to negotiate what a girl will and will not do before heading for a room. Some kiss, some don’t, some do BBBJ others don’t. But it just melds into one big blur of happiness and sensuality. Kudos to Honey, who has a great body and personality, Antonia who as an even tighter body but is a bit more reserved, Rafiela who made it a point of honour to get me off three times in an afternoon, and to Emma and Moss for keeping the whole thing together.
£160. 00 for an afternoon in which I had intimate contacts with five of the six girls there. Hell you can pay that for 45 minutes with an escort. And even if you get a happy ending it can leave an empty feeling. Top value. Best punting experience ever and with a high repeat factor, but not for the faint hearted.
The girls here only work one or two days a week and are not professionals. They get paid obviously, but keep fresh enough to (maintain the illusion that they) enjoy what they are doing and value the time they spend with you.
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Has anyone been to Rosaparties?
http://www.rosapartiesclub.co.uk/details.htm.
Seems to be pretty good , lots of nice girls , only the timings are a problem.
No, I have not. From the website they obvioulsy try to position themselves at the higher end of the market, Champagne etc.. But for 160 £ for 2 hours, they are way above market prices. I don't know what they could offer, apart from Champagne, (which i don't care about), that other don't...
No, I have not. From the website they obvioulsy try to position themselves at the higher end of the market, Champagne etc.. But for 160 £ for 2 hours, they are way above market prices. I don't know what they could offer, apart from Champagne, (which i don't care about), that other don't...What do you mean by higher end of market prices? The prcing seems to be reasonable. Only if any one visits them we will come to know what they have to offer
I went to a Saturday afternoon party at LMP last weekend and had one of the best times of my life. Hi Ripple,
Thank you for such a wonderful feedback. Glad you achieved so many firsts and enjoyed yourself.
Look forward to welcoming you very soon.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
Sorry, this report is about two weeks late as I attended a party two Sat's ago.
I was in London after one and a half years and I had scheduled my trip in such a manner that I made sure that I attended an LMP as in my opinion this is one of the best mongering experiences that anyone gets to have. Not to mention one of the best parts of visiting London and even this time I was not disappointed and the party lived up to more than its expectations.
I cannot recall the name of all the girls but Honey certainly stands out in my memory as the most passionate of the lot. The Brazilian girls were also smoking hot and were pretty good masseuse also as I managed to get a nice relaxing massage for about 15 minutes before she turned me over to get down to the real business.
As already mentioned in this thread, the girls that party here are more regular girls than working girls and full credit for this goes to Emma and Moss for getting together an excellent selection. These girls not only are trained to please you but as long as you are doing your job right they are also able to extract a decent amount of pleasure from it.
The ambiance of the place is also really nice. The flat is in a central and realtively upscale area of London. The lounge upstairs is a great place for people to relax in between sessions and have a drink with a chicken wing or slice of Pizza. But mind you there is not too much time to relax as very soon you will be whisked away by a girl seeking pleasure or if Emma is sitting around she will coax you to stop lazing around and get down to business.
Anyway, hats of to Emma and Moss in keeping the standards of the party intact over the years and in fact they have kept on improving. Cannot wait for my next trip to London.
Cannot wait for my next trip to London.Hi Hun
Thank you for taking time to share your experience. Glad you had a great time and I look forward to welcoming you very soon. Try not to leave it so long next time.
Take care
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xx
What do you mean by higher end of market prices? The prcing seems to be reasonable. Only if any one visits them we will come to know what they have to offer
You do not seem to know much about the market... there are parties where the cost is 90 £ for 2 hours,. some are crap, I must admit, but some are not. Bur I will not pay 160 for 2 hours unless somebody tells me what extra I'll get as compared to others charging less....
No need to have a Ph D to understand what I wrote!!!!
I just wonder what your real objective is here.. you criticize LMP, which is undoubtely one of th ebst and reasonably prices Party in London today, and heavily advertise Rosa, that noone seems to have been to.
Does not matter to me though,I have been to may other different parties and I know those that are good and are giving good VFM..
Bigbird747
06-19-08, 19:04
Seeing the many positive reports here certaiunly has peaked my interest, among other things!
Just a question that perhaps is best answered by Lady M, I suppose many of the contributors here are caucasian. I am Asian myself so was wondering if there are any restrictions for me? Ihave not had problems at Fkks in germany but rules are different everywhere and are to be respected.
Appreciate your clarification as I try to make space on my upcoming trip in early July.
Thank you
After a week of hard work I had a few days free in London staying with an exgirlfriend. There was nothing much to do for me while she was working during the day. So my direction was our beloved Lady Marmalade Parties. A new location, easy to find, three bedrooms with king size beds. 10 or more punters. Some arrived late, some left early. Excellent hospitality with the hosts.
I can only describe Lady Marmalade Parites as Suberb. Had six wonderful girls, missed one of seven, all willing to please and four shots in two hours. As the Lady Emma said between the sessions it's in the head. It was imposible to resist them. Helena, Camilla, Paige, Jasmine, Alycia, Jeniffer (missed her) & Malina were the stars of the show. I wish I was in London more often.
Hey fellow professionals..
I am new to the game. young & Quite shy...Coming from Dubai..
What is the best party to attend? ROSA, LMP or SACRED ROSE? your experienced advise is much appreciated. i dont want to have a bad 1st party experience to put me of it again.
Im in London next week.
Thanks
Go for a LMP they'll treat you like a king. As long as you are willing.
Go for a LMP they'll treat you like a king. As long as you are willing.
LMP and sacred rose are excellent. Check their website, see the girs, the time and the location, and make your choice. if you have the right attitude, you can't go wrong.
Seeing the many positive reports here certaiunly has peaked my interest, among other things!
Just a question that perhaps is best answered by Lady M, I suppose many of the contributors here are caucasian. I am Asian myself so was wondering if there are any restrictions for me? Ihave not had problems at Fkks in germany but rules are different everywhere and are to be respected.
Appreciate your clarification as I try to make space on my upcoming trip in early July.
Thank youHi Big Bird,
Nice to hear from you. Let me reassure you that your ethnicity will in no way spoil your fun at LMP. We have many visitors from all different races and everyone, whatever their race, is treated equally as a valued guest. As an Indian myself, I would not tolerate any discrimination.
I look forward to welcoming you at a future party.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
I just want to clarify what the situation is, having been disappointed with the so called parties. I am posting in both the London and LMP section as guys seem to be posting about Rosa in both forums....hope that's ok Jackson!
Anyway as a regular LMP visitor, and having also visited Rosa's girls at Mayfair Massage a few times with only praise for both, I was very excited about the prospect of Rosa's parties.
I called in advance to book my place, and Rosa (Italian, but whose English is pretty good), seemed to be a little vague and evasive about the questions I was delicately trying to put to her.
On the basis of well, what the hell, I have to find out for sure I went along last Saturday.
The party is a complete misnomer. All that happens is you get to chat with all the girls at length on a 1-to-1 basis for your entry fee, before deciding who to fuck, with a 30-MINUTE ONLY session included.
So you are effectively paying standard rate for a session of half the normal time. I prefer paying £110 (no sex) or £160 (full service) for full hour with two climaxes.
If you want to stay for another hour at the party, it's no problem, you simply pay another £110 for another 30 minute session.
So it's not a party as we chaps know it at all. Stick to the normal parties guys and you won't be disappointed, like I was. By all means continue to visit Rosa and her stunning ladies for quality (if pricey) one-to-one sessions.
My suggestion is for Rosa to have parties - there is a gap in the market.
I know a lot of guys who'd pay a premium price for those girls' quality and a 1-to-1 ratio, say 4 of her girls and only 4 guys for 2 hours for £200. It would be financially beneficial at quiet times I bet.
Hope that clarifies things for you all.
Bigbird747
06-24-08, 12:12
Thank you Emma for the confirmation.
I am still rearranging my schedule as I am supposed to be there for the weekend and you don't have any parties on Sun or Mon.
Perhaps fortune shall smile on me soon.
Music Festival
07-11-08, 02:16
Im 19, and I look about 16! Would I be too young at one of these parties? Id love to go if I could get over the nervs!
Spanish Main
07-11-08, 09:18
Im 19, and I look about 16! Would I be too young at one of these parties? Id love to go if I could get over the nervs!
My suggestion is to ring Emma, explain how nervous you are, and ask for her advice and help when you arrive.
If you look so fresh and innocent, chances are you will get special VIP treatment from the girls who are used to servicing the less sexy section of the male community!
I think you will have a great time.
Im 19, and I look about 16! Would I be too young at one of these parties? Id love to go if I could get over the nervs!
Wouldn't worry about it. Emma and the LMP ladies have all of the right stuff to get anyone over their inhibitions and have had lots of experience with even the strangest cases.
I visited again last week. Emma hooked me up with Jewels as soon as I showered for an amazing session which included some S&M play. It's all a blur but, I do remember, that after she spanked me on the swing using the cat-o-nine tails she even tried to use a verly large looking strap-on on my butt at which point I had to protest. At some point, 3 of the ladies (Jewels, Charlotte and Malina) were on the bed with me with 2 others servicing other clients next to me. Emma, who is always overseeing the festivities came close to the bed to offer encouragement, and I copped a glorious feel above and below, only to find that she was wearing panties, to which she replied; "But of course I'm wearing panties. I knew that you were coming tonight". I later sessioned with 2 of the Brazilian ladies, (Rachel and ?) although I never got a chance with Jasmine with whom I had a great session my last time there.
Many have written on how fabulous the atmosphere is, and I keep finding more evidence of the great qualities of this club with each visit. Alot of the customers are regulars who come back a couple of times a month and they have become part of Emma and Moss's extended family, together with the SP, who actually call Emma, "Momma". One regular, was even staying over night, since, for personal reasons, he couldn't go back home.
But even occasional visitors like myself are made to feel like one of the family, at home, and they fondly remember many of their foreign guests. After the other guests left I stayed and shot the breeze with Emma, Moss and their boarder for a couple of hours, until sadly I had to leave to take care of business-related commitments. We talked about lifes, loves, family, vacations, religion, business, sex clubs, everything, including my visit the previous night to PartyTreff Mettmann (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=765104&postcount=12) in Germany. Emma thinks that I should go into the "sex consultancy business" and forget the tech business.
This type of access and openess with people in the business is unique, and is what makes this club special. It's also rewarding to know that some readers of this board have visited LMP after my recommendation and posts. Moss actually commented on this and said that other ISG readers who visit should let them know how they found out about the club. We even had a laugh about some posters here who questioned whether it "wasn't too good to be true" and insinuated that the too many positive reports were commissioned by the owners. We recalled my "Emma by another name" posting (http://www.internationalsexguide.in...76&postcount=58).
What began as just a place to go for affordable recreational sex, has become the one place that I must visit whenever I travel to London, which is sadly not often enough. I'll keep coming back whenever I can and suggest that if you haven't visited LMP yet, that you get your butt (but watch out for Jewels if you do! LOL) over there.
After the other guests left I stayed and shot the breeze with Emma, Moss and their boarder for a couple of hours, until sadly I had to leave to take care of business-related commitments. I'll keep coming back whenever I can and suggest that if you haven't visited LMP yet, that you get your butt (but watch out for Jewels if you do! LOL) over there.Hi hun,
As always its a pleasure to see you and its very enjoyable to have our after party chats.
Hopefully it want be long before your next visit. Enjoy your vacation.
Make sure one of your future London trips coincides with our 4th anniversary party.
hugs and kisses
Emma,
xx
Emma,
I will be in London next week and was really disappointed to see that you'll are closed for summer vacations. Cannot believe I am not going to be able to party with you'll as that is the biggest highlight of my London trip.
Any chance that you can arrange a private party for me next week? :)
Ciao,
Ohio29
Emma,
I will be in London next week and was really disappointed to see that you'll are closed for summer vacations. Cannot believe I am not going to be able to party with you'll as that is the biggest highlight of my London trip.
Any chance that you can arrange a private party for me next week? :)
Ciao,
Ohio29Sorry Ohio that we have not been able able to respond to you earlier. As you noticed, we have been closed for Summer Vacation. We have been in sunny Mexico and could not arrange anything for you as the girl time their vacations to tie in with ours.
We are now back and in full swing till Xmas so hope to see you before then.
Hugs and Kisses
Emma,
xxx
Bigbird747
09-04-08, 06:48
my previous london ‘party’ experience being somewhat disappointing (see main london thread), i am happy to report that write-ups on lmp is no hyperbole… this is an utterly utterly fantastic experience. great central london location, fine, neat and spacious indoors and a troupe of friendly and enthusiastic ladies to your every whim and fancy.
mine was the first session after their ‘summer break’ and promised 7 ladies – alycia, jewell, jasmine, kelly, kat, lara and antonia. the pictures on the website don’t do these girls justice – perhaps a better resolution will bring out all the fine details. got there just a bit late and by the time i got out of the shower, the beds were already taken up. spent a bit of time exploring and all facilities were as advertised – clean and comfortable. there was even a ‘love seat’ contraption in one of the rooms but unfortunately didn’t get a chance to see it in action at all.
emma kept the mood up for the few left standing around by encouraging us to ‘join’ into the action but i was fine checking out the scene. at one point it was almost like a factory with 3 ladies’ heads pistoning up and down in unison. patience paid off and alycia soon beckoned me over with that sweet smile of hers. the beds were just a bit crowded with 6 bodies but that kind of physical proximity does add to the thrill a bit as you could simply stretch out for a feel amidst the pleasuring.
alycia’s top-notch skill and flexibility brought my pleasure to a quick peak and left me staggering back upstairs for a quick recovery. moss was holding forth on the construction of the new lodgings that kept all the various moanings and screamings within the walls, which is always helpful on the big party sessions.
but the murmurings down the stairs drew me back again and i found dark-haired jewel just standing around looking ‘lost’. naturally, i attempted to show her the way but was instead led to nirvana by her ministrations. in the half-lit room, her porcelain complexion perfectly offsets her black hair and those fine pink nipples were a joy. only bugbear of this episode was the warm room that led to more perspiration than i would have liked.
a quick shower and struck up a conversation with emma on the various parties around – and how this was undoubtedly among the best, if not the only. about an hour had passed by now, and almost all the guys had at least a go, so the ladies started stalking the corridors. for the truly hunted look, simply look at how the men reacted. a few cringed with a smile, begging for another few minutes of recovery, but the ladies were merciless and soon dragged us back in.
i found myself with the beautiful brazilian jasmine and her taut body simply shone as she rubbed those fine breasts against me. i melted onto the bed and was very pleasantly surprised to also find fellow brazilian lara slithering up. a big empty bed, 2 gorgeous ladies = heaven! certainly one of my dreams fulfilled here with jasmine working on the bottom half and lara flicking her tongue at the upper bits.
various positions later, i crawled out of bed hoping the warm bath will help rejuvenate the body. a quick survey led to me kat’s side, who immediately engulfed my weakened member with a wink. a few skillful bobs of her head and even i was amazed at how my member reacted. since he was ready for action, kat pulled me on top for another quick completion.
another climb up the stairs for sugar in the form of snacks and juice. everyone was looking spent, albeit with a broad smile. with the last 30 mins approaching, i went in search for kelly, whose ‘new’? dark-haired look was much better than the blond sported in the website picture. she was among the most vivacious of the lot and loved to chat and that was the kind of energy i was looking for to end the afternoon. her fine aquiline features and accent was a thrill to behold up close, not to mention a perfectly proportioned body.
kelly worked really hard to get me ready - her bbbj technique was mind-bogglingly sensational with fantastic suction and alternating speed strokes. that alone would normally have been enough, but my brain was going ‘ yeah’ but the body was saying ‘not much hope, buddy’ at this point. antonia joined in to help make yet another memorable experience…2 threesomes in 1 hour!!!!! kelly’s patience and ‘enjoy yourself’ attitude certainly helped make the rest of the session memorable and her loud moans and screams really tested the soundproofing, i hope.
in all, a not-to-be missed experience for those looking for some fun. while i did not think my body would have been able to handle so many orgasms in 2 hours, the ladies’ unbridled enthusiasm and never-say-die attitude will push your libido to its limits and maybe even beyond. my only regret is that i couldn’t truly experience lara and antonia, but 5 girls is a already new record for me.
editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
Emma,
Cherry here to London, well I've been going for work. But looking to see about stepping in for some sights and fun.
What do an American Yank need to do?
Thanks and Cheers.
Emma,
Cherry here to London, well I've been going for work. But looking to see about stepping in for some sights and fun.
What do an American Yank need to do?
Thanks and Cheers.Hi hun,
To step in to the wonderful world of LMP all you need to do is call us on either of the numbers on the website, let us know which party which day you would like to attend, we will reserve you a place and give you further info then. Simple!
Look forward to welcoming you very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Hi Bigbird747
Thank you for taking time to write such a detailed and wonderful feedback.
So glad you had a memorable and pleasurable experience.
Look forward to welcoming you very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
LadyM
xx
Hi hun,
To step in to the wonderful world of LMP all you need to do is call us on either of the numbers on the website, let us know which party which day you would like to attend, we will reserve you a place and give you further info then. Simple!
Look forward to welcoming you very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxEmma,
Thanks for the reply. I'll be calling you.
Bigbird747
09-11-08, 03:25
Dear Emma
Glad to be of service to fellow punters who share and want to learn more here and the pleasure was all mine.*wink*
I am in fact going again and will post again if I can stumble home on rubbery knees after your girls are done with me.
BB747
Again It was a wonderful experience in Lady Marmalade Parties on last friday .7 superb girls all eager to please.I was with four girls 5 sessions(Eva Twice).Just excellent.And
The lady also enjoyed herself with Jewels.
Can't wait for the next round.
Again It was a wonderful experience in Lady Marmalade Parties on last friday .7 superb girls all eager to please.I was with four girls 5 sessions(Eva Twice).Just excellent.And
The lady also enjoyed herself with Jewels.
Can't wait for the next round.Hi Rizla,
Glad you had a wonderful time. After 5 sessions you must have been exhausted!!! Look forward to welcoming you soon.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xx
Well well well. My first visit to LM this evening, and I'm drained. In a good way mind :) 7 Ladies on, all wonderful, and made my first visit particularly memorable. I think the finale when I had three ladies (or was it 4) tending to me at once will stick in the memory for rather a long time.
Cheers, I'll be back once I recover :)
Some dream of visiting London to see the Crown jewels at the Tower, others Madame Tussaud's to catch sight of the celebrities modeled in wax, but I was drawn to the city by the thought of the jewels that grace Lady M's parties and the desire to experience an intimate session with these hostesses and encounter them in flesh. An e-mail followed by a phone call to Moss and my long-standing dreams were to be realized.
I found the address easily but was a bit perturbed as the gates of this particular heaven remained shut even though I had pressed the buzzer twice. Would I have to return home disappointed without meeting these houris of paradise? But quick thinking saved me as I figured that I should buzz apartment 01 rather than just 1. And on doing so I heard Emma's warm voice welcoming me over the speaker and asking me to take stairs down and enter from the side door below.
Despite my eagerness, I was a bit late and the others had beaten me to it and had already changed. Emma took me to a corner room with a wardrobe containing the robes and towels and asked me to hang up my clothes, put my valuables in a sealed envelope for safe keeping and have a shower before joining the party. The room had a waist high swing sex seat suspended from four poles which I eyed with interest. Lovely ladies variously dressed in g-strings, fishnets, high heels and knee-high boots passed by me as I impatiently waited in the stairwell area for a shower. By the time I got out and wandered out I found everyone busily engaged on the beds in the three bedrooms on that floor. I instead went upstairs and got myself a glass of wine in order to calm my nerves and my pounding heart overly excited at seeing so much lusty activity all around.
Suitably fortified and resolved, I came down to find Emma waiting there and she took me to the room with three beds where the lovely Russian agent Eva, now free, awaited me. One look into her beautiful eyes and I felt my core dissolving but the wily agent would have none of it and she decided that she would commence the seance with torture by kneeling down and subjecting me to the most exquisite sensations with her mouth and tongue. After while I could take no more of it and asked her to have her will of me. So she led me to the bed where in the space left between two other couples and mounted me cowgirl style.
It was quite exhilarating having others around you similarly engaged in coupling, particularly for someone like me for whom one-to-one sex has been the norm. Moreover, once surrounded by company I realized that there was no need to be self conscious about my own body- there was such a variety in terms of color, skin, flesh, shape and size that I felt equally normal and at home. To top it all, Eva's movements and those of the other around me were having such as effect that I thought that I would soon blow it. So I paused and got her to change position in order to ride her from behind and to be able control my movements and watch my fellow punters from above. After a while, the realization hit me that this was not a marathon or competition between me and my fellow punters or even between Eva and me where I had to last out the longest but was an event to be enjoyed so I hastened the pace and had my first thrilling release feeling like a runner who finally makes it to the finishing post.
All this activity required rest so I went up to replenish the liquids that I had lost and joined the group upstairs. Moss had come in by now and it was quite relaxing as we lounged around discussing various subjects under the sun. But before long Emma was up asking us why we weren't down stairs with the girls.
I came down and after a wash joined Honey, the lovely English rose, in one of the other rooms with a single bed. Her tongue was wonderfully skilled and with quick nips, bites and licks all over my body and my little man she made me rise again. But despite our best efforts age was against me and after persevering for a while I decided to call off the session particularly as there were other waiting for Honey's ministrations.
After another glass of wine session to restore my juices, I came down to find that Eva was again free. But only the smaller of the two beds, the one under the sloping ceiling was free and I instead took her to the sex swing in the empty room which she climbed onto with great agility and we were off. We made full use of its gravity liberating features as she lay on it looking at me while I could stand on the floor and pull her towards me with each stroke. Soon two other punters joined, and Eva ever mindful of their needs used her free hands to stroke theme to full erections. This inflamed my senses even more and made me come.
After a kiss of gratitude and a hug to the lovely Eva for this wonderfully acrobatic experience, I went up. Rachel, the lovely Girl from Parana, was taking a rest and we had a short conversation. Shortly afterwards, I came down hoping to have a session with her but she was already engaged. Instead lissome Leanne who was free took charge of me and asked me to lie down while she gave me a bbbj. In the meanwhile Rachel was again free for a short while and I asked her to sit on my face while I tasted her spicy honey pot while Leanne took me in her mouth. But Rachel was soon engaged by someone else who had walked in and I felt quite deprived. I went down on Leanne for a session of daty and after which she covered and mounted me cowgirl style. But the day had been too long and though my spirit was ever willing the flesh was weak and I was unable to come. Even Leanne attempts to wank me did not succeed and at one time there were three of us punters lying down side by side and it became almost a competition to see who could come but no one did though Leanne persevered the hardest and had to give up because two hours were up and the party was over.
I, too, reluctantly got up to leave. If it had been Saturday, I would have stayed the entire 4 hours just to be able to session all the girls. As such I was able to engage with only four out of the seven, with the three English roses Ashley, Kelly and Sarah left untasted. And to my eternal regret, even my session with Rachel was not a full one.
But on the whole I enjoyed the party and found the atmosphere and the ambience and the interest taken by the girls and their warmth wonderful. Emma of course was a great hostess, warm and caring and ensuring that everyone was taken care of.So was Moss who kept us engaged while we were resting upstairs and kept the conversation and the wine flowing. On the negative side was the fact that there were only two bathrooms and while I used these ever so often others weren't so mindful. There was a Mr. Goat Gland around and despite Emma's best efforts, time and time again, to push him to wash up, the strong smell body odour that he gave off persisted in whichever room he entered. The box springs in some of the beds also seem to have become weak, no surprise because of the nature of the activity and the abuse that these poor springs have had to endure. My only suggestion is that these be replaced and also that Lady M seriously consider getting a Tantric bed and place it in the area below the stairs as this love bed would add a lot more of spice to the activity.
Like MacArthur said, " I shall return". Or did he say, " I shall come, come and come ......again, again and again?" Anyway, that's what I would like to do if I have the opportunity. In the meanwhile, I will continue dreaming of my wonderful experiences with Eva, Honey, Leanne and Rachel and hope that these dreams will keep me going till I return.
I'll be visiting London for a few days in December, and looking forward to trying out a LMP. I probably won't be able to call until I get there, as I am coming from North America. How often are they scheduled? Every day? Twice a day?
Thanks, R.
I'll be visiting London for a few days in December, and looking forward to trying out a LMP. I probably won't be able to call until I get there, as I am coming from North America. How often are they scheduled? Every day? Twice a day?
Thanks, R.
...are scheduled 3 times a day every weekday. You can send them an email to reserve a place but will need to call to get the details and make a final booking. All the info that you need is on their website http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/
Some dream of visiting London to see the Crown jewels at the Tower, others Madame Tussaud's to catch sight of the celebrities modeled in wax, but I was drawn to the city by the thought of the jewels that grace Lady M's parties and the desire to experience an intimate session with these hostesses and encounter them in flesh.
Like MacArthur said, " I shall return". Or did he say, " I shall come, come and come ......again, again and again?" Anyway, that's what I would like to do if I have the opportunity. In the meanwhile, I will continue dreaming of my wonderful experiences with Eva, Honey, Leanne and Rachel and hope that these dreams will keep me going till I return.
Why come to London to see some old sparkless jewels when you can go to Lady M's and enjoy the beauty of these lovely, friendly, welcoming gems (Jewel too). I too will keep coming back...
Perhaps recognition by the Royal London Tourist Office is due as an official tourist site. Be listed in the guide books and everything...
Nice report and I've given it ROD listing. Thanks for sharing.
Why come to London to see some old sparkless jewels when you can go to Lady M's and enjoy the beauty of these lovely, friendly, welcoming gems (Jewel too). I too will keep coming back...
Perhaps recognition by the Royal London Tourist Office is due as an official tourist site. Be listed in the guide books and everything...
I agree wholeheartedly and second the proposal.
Thank you for your kind remarks Iseeu. My activities as well as my reports have, till now, been confined to SE Asia and my visit was in part inspired by your reports. I hope to now follow this up with a FKK visit and, perchance, our paths might cross!
Hi Spice Lover
Thank you for taking time to write such a wonderful, in-depth report. Enjoyed reading it.
Mattress in the red room has now been ordered :-)
Look forward to your next visit.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Hi Spice Lover
Mattress in the red room has now been ordered :-)
Look forward to your next visit.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Let me know when it arrives. I might make a trip back to London and the two of us could inaugurate it in grand style! :-)
I’ve been really stressed, busy with work issues these last couple of months, and haven’t had to the time to write up a proper post on my last visit to LMP in early October. I had to be in China for a couple of weeks and knew that an LMP 4th anniversary party was planned for around that time, so I had my admin arrange some meetings in London, explaining to her that London is a necessary stopover to get from the U.S. to Hong Kong. Of course, idiot that I am, I forgot to check up on her and she arranged the meetings for Monday and Tuesday. Doesn’t she know that LMP is closed on Mondays? Grounds for termination, don’t you think? I quickly rebounded though, and re-arranged Tuesday’s schedule so that I could carve out a couple of hours for the 4-6 party. Still, I couldn’t get out of a dinner with clients that evening so just the afternoon would have to suffice.
I’ve gotten my LMP pacing down to a science now and know just how to maximize the 2 hour session for optimum pleasure. Get there on time, session right away, break for half an hour, go for session #2, break for 45 minutes then get in session #3 right at the bell. Sounds great in theory but then Emma and her ladies have other ideas, get in the way of science and it becomes one long non-stop 2 hour draining session, with only quick runs to the shower in between for breaks. Not that I’m complaining.
Before the session began I sat down on the couch with the lovely Leanne, whom I’d never met. I have a thing for Asian and Latinos. LMP has a lock on the sexiest and friendliest Brazilians in London, but I had never this Asian variety of marmalade before and she is very hot with an innocent look, beautiful smile and lithe body. So we trooped downstairs at the appointed hour, into the middle of the big bed and began making out. She proceeded to give me a BJ, but I was on sperm management mode and wanted to hold off for a while, so I asked her to lay down and then I went down on her for the next 30 minutes or so, which she very vocally and visibly enjoyed. Afterwards, it was my turn and I managed to hold onto my precious seeds for about 10 minutes. Throughout this time, the bed on either side of us saw multiple couplings of different guy-girl combinations come and go every 15 minutes or so, but we outlasted them all. We cuddled for awhile as she thanked me and I realized that I had monopolized this lovely lass for more than 45 minutes which wasn’t very fair to the other punters.
So I got up to go shower and wash her juices off of my face. As I’m towelling off, I hear Emma and someone else talking outside the bathroom door. I open it to find Emma and Helena. Emma; ”Here he is. We’ve been waiting for you.” Me; “Umm, I need to rest, drink, smoke.” Emma; “No you don’t. No time for that now.”, and obedient soul that I am I followed the 2 of them to an available spot. We introduce ourselves, and Emma adds to my own introduction “Also known as the World’s Greatest Tongue”. Helena looks at me quizzically, and as we get to the bed, I offer an explanation by laying her down on her back and giving her the Iseeu patented body wash including toes, leading to DATY. (I really should get a commission every time someone else around the world uses this.) 35 minutes later, she looks up at me gratefully and says “World’s Greatest Tongue; now I get it.” By then my fluids had returned and she thanked me by turning her lovely ass at me. Great payment method.
I really needed a break so I got up to shower and wash Helena’s juices off of my face. Ran upstairs to have a smoke get a drink and chew the fat with Moss. 5 minutes later, I’m being pulled off the couch and back downstairs. This time, Emma had arranged a twosome for me (Sorry, my memory falters, you may understand why, but I believe it was with Kelly and Sofia, but could have been 2 others), so I got to go down on 2more. Eventually we went to the small room, and Sarah joined us, and as we neared closing time Helena was sent in as well to see to my welfare. So there lies the pasha with 4 ladies servicing him, working to get the last seed out and of course with Emma perving in the background. Priceless. I finally came all over one of the lady’s face and on another of the lady’s breast and shoulder.
I was wiped out and just smoldered there on the bed as the other guests dressed and left and the ladies dressed and cleaned themselves up in preparation for the evening party. At some point, I staggered into the shower to clean off yet some more p*ssy juice from my face and went upstairs still in my robe to shoot the breeze with Moss, Emma, the ladies and the other guests as they began to arrive for the evening party. I listened with envy as they discussed their plans for the 4th Anniversary party later that week, trying to imagine all of the mischief that this group could do with inflatable sheep. We also caught up on family, summer vacations, health issues, and business concerns just as good friends do when they catch up with each other after a long time apart. I watched with respect as Moss patiently explained to a hopelessly lost foreign guest, over and over again on the phone, enunciating slowly every syllable, how to find his way to the party. While he was busy on one phone, I even got the opportunity to answer the other phone, trying my best to imitate Moss’ accent; “Good evening, LMP”, which isn’t easy if you’ve heard me mangle the King’s English in my very Yank accent.
Emma tried to convince me to just join the evening party already since I was still sitting there well after it had started and even suggested that she would personally participate. It was tempting, but I knew that she was just teasing me, and using my weakness for “the lady with the mostest” as a ploy. I had to leave before 8 to make my dinner, but just couldn’t pull myself away, so when I finally went to get dressed, I hastily text messaged to my colleague that I would be late and they should start dinner without me. I stuck around just enjoying the company and that great atmosphere until the last possible moment and got to my dinner red in the face, the taste of many p*ssies in my mouth, and a serious and uncomfortably evident desire for more. My admin is still trying to figure out why London is on the way to Hong Kong, but in the meantime, has scheduled me for another stopover next month, and has orders never to plan anything for me in London on Mondays, ever... LOL.
On the flight to Hong Kong the next day, as I mulled over my visit, and started to write this report, I typed in the title “L.M.P.= Licked Many P*ssies”. I looked at it, and while it does describe the theme of this particular visit, it doesn’t begin to capture the whole essence of this place and the people responsible for making it so incredible. But after a moment’s contemplation, I knew what those 3 seemingly meaningless letters now mean for me and many others;
L.M.P.= Lovely. Memorable. Priceless.
Having now had the pleasure to meet the gentlemen while both wearing towels, it says it all really.
Thanks for the very fine report, Iseeu.
E.
Raj Funloving
11-13-08, 16:05
Dear Iseeu,
The last report of yours was simply amazing and as flawless as river.It actually gave a feeling that as if you are being present.
Al though I visited Emma's priceless Diamond house way back in 2004 in the initial times when it was just opened for a common person or punter like me.
With regret I have to mention that so far I have had no chance to visit London due to one or other reasons once I left UK in early 2005.I really envy (in real sense)of all of you priceless visitors for having " soft & hard feel" of priceless real diamonds.
Hats off to Emma & Moss.
Any ways once again thanks Iseeu for making this report so flawless.
Hopefully God listens my plea and let me visit Lovely Memorable Priceless "Diamond House" of Emma & Moss
Any ways have a blast but be safe
Raj
L.M.P.= Lovely. Memorable. Priceless.My dearest Isseeu,
It was, as always, a pleasure to see you again. One of the reasons Moss and I love arranging the parties is that we meet so many lovely people and make so many friends from all over the world and every day we have the pleasure of catching up with them again.
You are going to have to educate your PA. London on Tuesday to Friday plus one Thursday every so often for specials! I hope Jackson won’t tell me off for advertising but Thursday 11th December is our 4 hour Xmas parties, minimum 12 lovely girls. A lot of our regulars from on here say they would like to attend but travelling from so far requires planning so I hope I am ok to mention it on here to give some warning.
Iseeu, how many times do I have to tell you? Do not plan! The minute you put on that robe you are at the mercy of my ladies and me. Keep them happy and you can have the odd quick ciggie break and a chat with Moss.
I am so pleased you had an enjoyable time and it was great that you did not have to rush off and we could chat. When I tried to get you to stay, who said I was just teasing?
Look forward to your next visit , hopefully the 11th if your secretary gets it right. Moss says thanks and hopefully he will be back for then
Hugs and kisses
Emma,
xxxxx
Let me know when it arrives. I might make a trip back to London and the two of us could inaugurate it in grand style! :-)Spice lover,
The new bed has arrived and I have tried it and can give it my personal seal of approval.
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xxx
hopefully God listens my plea and let me visit Lovely Memorable Priceless "Diamond House" of Emma & Moss
Any ways have a blast but be safe
RajRaj,
I am flattered that we still leave an impression on you after all these years. We may have changed over the 4 years but rest assured, what has not changed is the fact everyone is still welcomed.
Hopefully your wishes will be granted and we can get reacquainted.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xxx
My Dear Lady,
Ummm, your title would suggest that you're adding a "B" to the party's name. Sorry, leave the word plays and alliterations to the marketing guys.
You are going to have to educate your PA. London on Tuesday to Friday plus one Thursday every so often for specials!
She has now been duly educated and and in truth it was a managerial lapse on my part. I doubt that I will ever have that problem again, but maybe it would best if you would use your training acumen and speak to her too? Just about proper schedule planning please, not how to give the perfect BBBJ.
I am so pleased you had an enjoyable time and it was great that you did not have to rush off and we could chat. When I tried to get you to stay, who said I was just teasing?
Sh*t, you weren't just toying with me? Missed that chance to get into your pants. I have now been duly educated and you can be assured, will not miss the opportunity the next time
Look forward to your next visit , hopefully the 11th if your secretary getts it right.
Ms. Admin has already booked flights and accomodation, so I can get in some X-mas shopping in Kensington.
Moss says thanks and hopefully he will be back for then.
Our prayers are with him...
Emma said
Thursday 11th December is our 4 hour Xmas parties, minimum 12 lovely girls. A lot of our regulars from on here say they would like to attend but travelling from so far requires planning so I hope I am ok to mention it on here to give some warning.
Thats great as it coincides with my next planned vist to London - my pre 50th birthday party.
Well talking about Xmas. The official Xmas party is 11th Dec. It will be biggy, two 4 hour parties with minimum 12 girls at each. I will post more details later. All girls will be dressed in their sexy costumes 'Santas Little Helpers'!
And through out Dec we will also be counting down to Christmas with themed parties. So, any suggestions welcomed. I was kinda thinking along the lines of Little Red Riding hood, Ghasia Girls etc.
So guys if you want to give yourself an early xmas pressie make sure you book yourself some 'me time' in your busy diaries. Please contact Moss to reserve your place as soon as you are sure of your schedule.
See you all soon
Hugs and kisses
Emma
Xx
Spice lover,
The new bed has arrived and I have tried it and can give it my personal seal of approval.
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xxx
Boohoo... I feel like crying. You have smashed my dreams and broken my heart ! I thought we had a nice relationship going and that we would experience it together and here you go and do it all by yourself. Bad girl!!! -:)
I can vouch the new mattress has arrived. Oh what luxury! Jewels will be so much happier now!
It also got a severe testing last night. I counted at least 7 on the bed, and few around the edges.
Spice lover,
The new bed has arrived and I have tried it and can give it my personal seal of approval.
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xxx
Well fellas I've finally got some me time and went to Lady Emma's party. I still have to pinch myself cause it was absolutely fantastic!!!!! The host Moss greeted me and I truly felt like I was home. The flat is a wonderful setup and the hostesses were superb. I spoke to a few of the fellas in the party and can say the Lady invites some top quality guys. After a while the Lady herself showed up and introduced herself to everyone and offered her apologies for not being there earlier. Seems the Lady had to do some shopping before hand. Truly sexy and bubbly personality. The place really wants to make you move in and help with the rent!!!! All in all I recommend this place and look forward to parking my shoes again in the future.
Milady, many thanks ;)
Was wondering if bringing camera along is a NO NO during parties Lady Emma or Moss?
Well fellas I've finally got some me time and went to Lady Emma's party. I still have to pinch myself cause it was absolutely fantastic!!!!! The host Moss greeted me and I truly felt like I was home. The flat is a wonderful setup and the hostesses were superb. I spoke to a few of the fellas in the party and can say the Lady invites some top quality guys. After a while the Lady herself showed up and introduced herself to everyone and offered her apologies for not being there earlier. Seems the Lady had to do some shopping before hand. Truly sexy and bubbly personality. The place really wants to make you move in and help with the rent!!!! All in all I recommend this place and look forward to parking my shoes again in the future.
Milady, many thanks ;)Hi Sabor
Glad you enjoyed yourself. I don't normally go out during a party but had an urgent matter to attend too but it was nice to catch up with you and look forward to your next visit.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xxx
Was wondering if bringing camera along is a NO NO during parties Lady Emma or Moss?Brabi, bringing a camera to a party is one of the biggest no nos there are.!!
The parties can only exist if guests attending are confident that their privacy is respected. We retain no personal information on guests and photography or recording of any sort is totally prohibited.
Emma
xxx
Hey lady Emma,
I totally understand that!
However, may be I should confess. {A the saying goes "Speak the truth and let the. "}
I once brought one along, but of of course it was not even taken out, that was at the old residence.common sense prevailed on me that such gadgets are not welcomed except for your natural endowment.
I can't wait to come thru London, just to experience LMP again for the second time! Especially the new atmosphere I read about!
I took part in my first LMP during my London visit, and the party was simply fantastic. The descriptions on this forum have been dead-on accurate. Booking was easy, the location convenient, and the upscale condo is just a fabulous setting. Emma and Moss were most congenial hosts and certainly made me, a party neophyte, feel totally at home. The other punters were all friendly and we had some nice chats before and between sessions.
But, of course, what makes LMP so special are the girls! Their photos on the web site are accurate and the service levels were terrific. Everyone has different ideas of beauty, but I thought they could all be rated as 7 or better (I pegged the Brazilians at 9’s) and I had wonderful experiences with Jasmine, Eva, Helena and Alycia, among others. All were enthusiastic participants and there was ample opportunity for individual attention as well as group activities. Services varied by girl and I simply went with the flow, following their leads. I had hoped for more kissing and BBBJ, but that was made up for by their willingness to give and take direction.
Although I’ve hobbied all over the world and am a regular visitor to FKKs, the party scene is a new experience for me - but one that I would put right up in my top 5, all time. Value for money is outstanding. LMP is highly recommended, and I will certainly repeat next time I am in London.
R.
Hi R,
It was great to meet you last week. I am pleased you had such a good time and thank you for putting your feedback on here.
Look forward to meeting you next time you visit London
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xxx
Hello Emma,
Pls advise your expected party dates during the period from 31 Dec. till 02 Jan.
Thanks
Hello Emma,
Pls advise your expected party dates during the period from 31 Dec. till 02 Jan.
ThanksHi Riku,
I am sorry but we will not have any parties over those dates.
Our last party this year will be next Saturday, 20th, and we close after it until Tuesday 6th of January when we will open with a full normal schedule
Hope to see you soon.
Hugs and kisses.
Emma
xxx
Hi Guys,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for the fantastic support you have given my parties on this site throughout the year. For those who attended the parties and made them so much fun, thank you and it was great to meet you.
Merry Xmas and very happy prosperous New Year to you all
Here's to 2009 and many more horny times!
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
Hi,
Can you exactly inform me how to join the party and how to reach there.
Hi,
Can you exactly inform me how to join the party and how to reach there.Hi Farooq,
Not sure if you have had a chance to look at the website. If not please do so (www.ladymarmaladeparties.com). That will give you all the info.
As we limit the number of guests that attend our parties you need to reserve a space. To do that call us (numbers on the site). Exact directions to the venue will be provided when you book. We are based in Central London (W2) area with in walking distance of either Lancaster Gate, Bayswater or Paddington tube stations.
We are closed for Xmas and we reopen on the 6th Jan 2009.
Look forward to welcoming you to the best adult party in the new year.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xx
Dear Emma,
I enjoyed your party last year very much and I will be in London at from 21st to 27th of Jan. I am very much interested to attend the party atleast two times. I am interested in knowing you have any East Indian girls parting during that time and on what day. Going throug your web page it seems Shamila and Raysha are East Insians(may be).
Thank you very much,
Madan
I am interested in knowing you have any East Indian girls parting during that time and on what day. Going throug your web page it seems Shamila and Raysha are East Insians(may be).Hi Madan
No sorry don't have any East Indian ladies on team.
I still look forward to welcoming you to a the best adult party in London.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
I think maybe many newcomers might wonder about the difference between Lady Marmalade and other parties. So this is a 3-part report comparing Lady Marmalade and Sacred Rose over a visit this week on two consecutive days.
As there's no specific all parties thread
Part 1 of 3: Sacred Rose 6-7pm Monday 12 Jan 2009: Vienna, Gaby, Sugar
Phone up and chat to Sam to book. I’m walking to my hotel and can’t hear very well against the background noise my end. He’s pleasant and helpful though. Easy to find luxury basement near Earls Court Tube Station. I gather there will be a very good ratio. The website says 3 to 4 girls I think, depending how you read it – Vienna, Nicole and Sugar . The list then has a fourth star with a ‘tbc’. Does this mean the fourth person is to be confirmed, or that the whole list is to be confirmed?
When I get there, on time and freshly showered, I’m introduced to three glamorous women. Vienna, Gabriella (Gaby) and Sugar. (Sam says later to me that he did in fact give me the correct list over the phone – I hadn’t caught it.) All three speak perfect English. I’d probably describe them as ‘Blockbuster Pornstar look,’ if there was such a phrase. Very fit looking, toned, large boobs and bums and nice figures. These are not fragile-looking women. Power-dressing make-up, sexy lingerie, nice hair all in evidence. I almost feel like I’ve arrived for an adult movie audition.
Tasty light buffet laid out, lots of tasty nibbles, red and white wine, Jack Daniels, Gordons Gin. Gaby, who I find the most attractive of the girls in terms of our personal chemistry, shows me round and I get changed into a robe. I’ve only noticed one other guy so far (a third arrives a bit later). Seem to remember a no-nonsense U2 album pounding away most of the time I was there (wouldn’t be my first choice, but hardly objectionable.)
The five of us get onto a big mattress in the large bedroom, which is all in white. Now theoretically this is my ideal scenario. An hour is just long enough to f*ck three gorgeous women. Having one other man around helps with the task of making a decent stab at ‘satisfying’ them so to speak. Sadly it seems many guys don’t think this way. They’d rather not be introduced to any other men there much less work in anything approaching conscious cooperation. A third guy arriving half an hour later scuppers mass orgy hopes as he disappears to the spare bedroom in a slo-mo embrace with one of the girls. But I have to remember the party is not set up solely for my benefit!!*
I start off with my favourite combination – a daisy chain of me going down on the lovely Sugar, as Gaby (who I fancy most) immediately offers to sucks me – doing so with great enthusiasm and skill. Another guy is getting it on with Vienna, but there’s room and reach to caress opposite number’s boobs occasionally :) There was a great tv show on the other night where a blindfolded girl gets head from about half a dozen guys and has to guess which is the professional pornstar – which she does – so I try his little ‘refinement’ on Sugar (part of the fun of group sex is showing off to each other in a constructive way after all lol! Unfortunately I seem to learn such things late in life rather than being able to offer them with the body of a 20yr old stud duh!)
Sugar has a classic set of good looks – very Marilyn Monroe – I feel frustrated at not being able to kiss her face and boobs and thighs all at the same time, haha. Golden blonde hair, lovely proportions, beautiful sweet red lips.
I’m a bit concerned that Gaby is kneeling on the wooden floor all this time and get her to take Sugar’s place. Her skin is the most gorgeous tone and her body responds enthusiastically as I eventually enter her. She also has fabulously large, tasty nipples. I could spend three hours eating different parts of this girl! Our bodies mesh wonderfully as we try different positions. Sugar meanwhile welcomes a third guy who has just arrived. Gaby and I take a break at about 6.35pm and freshen up in the bathroom. Vienna is already back in the living room. I manage to round them up by getting explicit about wanting to continue to party and we get back to the large bedroom.
This time, Vienna is sucking me. Another guy joins us and I pause to see what he wants to do. I think Gaby is sucking him – I can’t see anything except her beautiful butt in the air next to my face. Between her tight thighs, her cunny glints poetically, perfectly symmetrical, a work of art. Not having a Turner Prize at hand to bestow, I slowly slide a wet finger up and down and wiggle it into her grip. But Vienna deserves a seeing too as well. She declines to strip off, just pulling her lingerie aside. This girl seems to me maybe a year or two older than the others, but a polished performer. Long black hair, very large firm enhanced breasts (the sort that make you gasp to look at them). In contrast to Sugar and Gaby (contrasts are so lovely!), she has large outer labia. The sort you can suck into your mouth. Underneath her very bold exterior however she is very sensitive, liking her tits touched very gently. She comments on the extra-thin condom I’m using (Avanti). Nice that her vagina is so sensitive – did wonder whether she meant she likes the naturalness of the Avanti or just worrying if it was there though.
Am watching the time, so need to wind it up, and finish by coming in Vienna’s mouth. She immediately offers to snowball to Gaby, which I thought was a nice touch. Say goodbye to all the girls and dress hurriedly. Some other guys are arriving as the hour nears. I don’t know how strict Sacred Rose is and don’t want to overstay. Collect my valuables from Sam (zip-top translucent bag on which I’ve written my name) and settle up.
Overall, pretty good value. It concerned me very slightly that the ratio was luck more than quality control. Even at 2 – 1, having only three girls would make the disparity more noticeable than with LMP’s** seven, but I think Sacred Rose’s maximum is 3 – 1. On some days, there is a bargain 2hr session at £90. Other days such as today, you choose the length of time and two hours would have been £120, the same as LMP, so not quite the same bangs per buck. But at least you can get the low-price option if your schedule allows and your budget is tight (unlike LMP where the lowest price option is £120, even if with many more girls). It lacks the warmth of LMP (a talented and charismatic person to do front-of-house or keep an eye on things might do the trick), but even if Sacred Rose just continues to provide the service it’s providing now, it deserves support and appreciation. I felt far more aware of paying for a service than I do at LMP (though maybe that is just me). A different experience though. Sacred Rose is more like being in a porn movie, whereas LMP, even with more numbers, has a greater sense of intimacy, more emotional connectors between girls and customers (such as subtle eye-contact and treating everyone as if they were very special). Sacred Rose is service industry and top notch – but there’s a clear line between customers and providers. LMP, on the other hand, feels more like a big swingers’ party, where everyone’s the same. If Sacred Rose want to add anything, the girls would need to be more girl-next-door. If LMP wanted to be more like Sacred Rose, it would need more stand-out glamour models any of whom fill a room with a Madonna-like sexy ego. Sacred Rose girls seem keen to do plenty of less mainstream stuff such as snowballing, beads and dildoes. They’re sassy and sophisticated and seem to have ‘learnt the trade.’ LMP girls come on like they’re beautifully desperate to f*ck your brains out with every spare second available, and still seem natural an unassuming. LMP is a personal connection (you only need to scan the Board to see how many people love Emma to bits) whereas Sacred Rose provides attitude and pose that’s quite stunning in its own way. It’s probably better that each stays more or less the way they are. Each provides something special and slightly different to the other. Just my thoughts.
(Again, please also remember this is just a single report based on a single visit. Details might vary seen on a different day by a different person and with a different perspective!)
All best wishes to Sam and Gaby and Vienna and Sugar, and all the other staff of Sacred Rose.
Christopherd
*I do appreciate some guys genuinely want to party with more than one woman but are much happier not having any other men around. In London, I’ve seen tasty-looking girls on AdultWork offering two-girl specials from as little as £99. Might be worth considering – and post a report if you beat me to it! Alternatively, Lady Marmalade are very good at giving a warm reassuring vibe to newcomers to make them feel at ease.
**Lady Marmalade Parties
Part 2 of 3: Lady Marmalade 1pm-3pm Tuesday 13th January 2008: Hanna, Lara, Sarah, Jewels, Rachel, Shamila (also Ashley, though I didn’t manage to party with Ashley on this occasion – sadly, as she looked gorgeous from what I saw of her)
Staying in the area this time so had a long lie-in and soak in the bath as I enjoyed the anticipation of a Lady Marmalade Party (my fourth). A quick blast of after shave and check for nostril hairs and I’m off round the corner. Chris welcomes me at the door and I see Emma. She’s looking fab and quite ravishable. I’m only just in time for the start of the party so she bundles me through to get a drink in-between hugs and reminisces and I’m introduced to the jaw-droppingly lovely ladies/hostesses here today. Forget the pictures, they are awesome! I particularly wanted to meet Hanna and grab a spare seat on the sofa next to her as nonchalantly as I can muster. I loved her photo, but she’s just had her hair done in a very flattering style, tumbling in soft and gentle waves about her head. It’s thrilling the way I find her features delicate and fragile and yet at once full and sexy. Most of all, she seems totally unaware of how gorgeous she is.
But I only have time for the briefest of conversations. Emma wants to know why we aren’t all changed yet and keeping the girls ‘busy!’ Talk about harrying someone to do what they really want to do. (On which point: most parties offer men what they think they want – Emma knows what you really want. And makes sure you get it!)
I’m chatting excitedly as she makes sure I don’t stop getting undressed while I’m talking (ever remind someone in a restaurant cos they’re enjoying the food so much they forget to eat?) Everything starts to become a bit of a blur. I hope I get the details right. Before I know it I’m shedding Hanna’s clothing and exploring her body. I’m kissing her back and exploring downwards, massaging her gently with fingertips as my lips savour her skin and perfect curves. Panties are gently discarded but boots still on. She squirms gently so I can reach to go down on her from behind. Out of the corner of my eye I see a guy who’s just walked in and standing like he can’t believe he’s in heaven. Emma gives him a needed shove (literally) to join in (quite amusing, in a nice way). Hanna can twist round enough to take his cock with her mouth and this has a nice knock-on effect – I can feel her clit swell and harden as her juices flow more strongly.
Soon we have a nice threesome going. I enter her very gently and carefully as (at my request) she hasn’t used extra lube. As I shaft Hanna doggy-style I am also being treated to an excellent view of her oral skills. These things are all about sensitive timing and physical as well as emotional dynamics. You always need at least one person in a threesome who knows what they’re doing or things can be clumsy ( so there’s never any probs at LMPs!). But Hanna is as feminine as it says on her webpage even when gently enquiring if I fancy a different position. There’s an unspoken communication. And, between myself and the guy she’s giving oral to, a shared grin. She’s delicately arranged it so as to maximise our pleasure without any bossiness or anything to dent mere male egos. Two strapping guys and a delicate angel. All sensitive to where each other is at, I think.
At one point, Hanna is grinding away astride me as the second guy gets oral from her. I joke with him that if he has any facials in mind to give them to Hanna and not me. We both have a half-suppressed chuckle. The atmosphere is fabulous. After a while though I do wonder if I am hogging Hanna a bit and suggest switching round again or joining Lara and her man on a nearby bed. (This is to let the other chap have her to himself if he wants, and also cos Lara’s behind has been waving in the air beckoningly.) But a bit later, as I’m partying full-on with the beautifully buxom Lara, Hanna reappears and is caressing my back and arms. I feel a surge of warmth to her. She is like the sparkle of sunshine glittering on a summer lake. And Lara – Lara is a party dynamo! She is the earth moving – the earth goddess erupting with fire and energy!
If you think this is too poetic – though it’s true – let me tell you why I say it. The things you do, the physical actions, they end when the party ends. But the feelings you experience – those you can take away with you. As I type this I can still feel the glow as I recall the sensations with these two girls and I don’t just mean sensations down below. Feeling wonderful as we share each other’s company and privileged to have spent time with these lovely, inspiring people. There’s a vibe I get at LMP that everyone cares about each other, the same as at any other great warm-hearted social gathering.
But before I lose myself like a fart in a trance, time is moving on! Shower, rinse mouth, mints, aftershave, back to the fray. Great mix of nice mellow music quietly in the background throughout the party by the way – stuff like Chris Brown (which I happen to remember as it’s one of my faves.) Bump into Emma in the hallway (which she’s done out with some soft, arty mood lighting since my last visit) and banter with her as she teasingly manages to keep me in motion. It’s like trying to reach the mouth-watering delicacies on the first-class buffet trolley (Emma) as she emphatically points out the caviar selection in the VIP lounges with a big grin. “This is the English Room,” she announces with a flourish (Jewels and Sarah are both English), “and this is the Rio Room.” Now this is a slight exaggeration, as Shamila is Venezuelan, not Brasilian, but did I really come here to argue semantics??
I’m hooked. Telling my arms and hands to disembrace themselves from Emma is seriously hard, just like me if you’ll excuse the pun, haha, but the ‘English’ room is a sight for sore eyes. I have fond memories of Sarah from a previous party and didn’t get enough of her. And Jewels! Well! Jewels at this precise moment is stretched out in catlike curves but it is her perfectly white skin that looks so beautiful and so surreal. Like she has appeared from another dimension. What a babe! “She looks so . . . “ I am lost for words. “Go on,” says Emma, “say it – Goth!” Well yes, it’s true, but goth was never so perfect. She could advertise record covers. Pure White – the Virgin Temptress from the Dark Side!” We all giggle.
Sarah, ever practical, catches my eyes as they pop out of my head. “Let me fluff you,” she says, matter-of-factly. Who am I to argue! Sarah calmly does indescribably delicious things with my member as Jewels continues whatever she’s doing with a young black guy who’s pretty photogenic himself, damn and whatever. Sarah is one of those rare girls that can multi-task the way I can usually only fantasise – she feeds me intellectually delightful snippets of sexual information while continuing a more physical conversation with her own sexy assets. It is as if my brain is overpowered with sex from two different directions (She also made me come in an unexpected and very clever way last year – you’ll have to go back to that report for details.) She’s a lovely girl who’s won my respect on several levels. Back to the English Room orgy action. Both of us guys, being guys, we find we somehow have spare pairs of hands to fondle each other’s girl’s boobs. Group sex is the only way to achieve an even approximate solution to that eternal dilemma that has baffled the best philosophers from before the garden of eden: “How is it physically possible to have one’s girl’s boobs and booty simultaneously in one’s face?” Answer: 2 girls in harmony.
I’m something of a one-shot guy and have to pace myself to take full advantage of these parties. So before we get too close to the end I shower again and get through to the “Rio Room.” It has space for three or more couples partying together with any number joining in. There are some fabulous young butts in the air. Nearest me as I come in is Rachel, who glances up from what she is doing to reel me in with one of the most disarming smiles I have ever seen. Working through the Rio Room is like swimming through a tantalising mountain of bodies. You get to work on the nearest available orifice and plunge deeper as the current takes you. Rachel is practicing her breast stroke on me as I swim closer to Shamila. I could write an epic on Rachel’s breasts – or rather about them – but you have to experience them for yourself. She also has a face and expression to lose yourself in as you ride the tides with her so to speak.
Not much time left so determined to party properly with Shamila. Some shifting in the tangle of lovely limbs and an opportunity arises (Check her profile by the way – like many of the girls here, it’s spookily accurate.) I find Shamila physically captivating. Being inside her is like the end of a sacred quest. I’m like Luke Skywalker finding his Princess Leia. Can’t wait to spray her with my force – which I duly due – all over her exotically addictive nipples and breasts. (With a droll gesture she raises her tiny hands to shield hair and face from my come.) She needs the bathroom and invites me through with her. As we freshen up we share another passion – for ‘forro’ – a Brasilian dance that in Venezuela is called something different but which we both love.
Each of the LMP girls are unique individuals that you enjoy meeting as real people. They are just as interesting off the bedroom as on it. It makes for two hours of truly fulfilling recreational sex, the way it should be.
I’m sitting in the airport next day with an exceedingly stupid grin on my face. If only Emma could make life this good for everyone. In a real, unbaggaged world, Emma would be given an MBE.
Love and best wishes to Emma and all the girls. Warm regards to Moss, the most welcoming and laid-back party host (especially afterwards, when you want to chill and drink and chat) and to Moss, who silently and seamlessly puts you at your ease. See you all again soon :)
Part 3 of 3: LMP vs SR – quick comparison
Here’s just some quick info to the best of my ability. I know LMP marginally better than SR though.
costs
LMP: £120 for standard two hours (choice of three a day). Longer session options on Saturdays (contributions, £160 3hrs, £200 4hrs)
SR: £80 1hr. £90 2hr special otherwise £120 2hrs. £140 3hrs.
security
LMP: large sealed envelope in secure place
SR: zip-top bag in secure place
Although both seem trustworthy, LMP maybe have a slight edge in having something that demonstrably can’t have been tampered with. They also have a pretty solid reputation that says a lot.
Number of girls
LMP: Seven is the norm. Clear, dependable rota.
SP: Three looks like the most common number.
Number of guys
LMP: Max ratio is 2:1 ( and parties are heavily booked)
SR: Max ratio is 3:1 as far as I know but not stated
Remember, whether the ratio is 2:1 or 3:1, you will also notice a difference of even one guest more when the number of girls is so small to begin with.
area – convenience
LMP: Paddington / Lancaster Gate area. Very well connected by tube. If you have a long stop-over in Heathrow, it’s perfectly feasible to get the Heathrow Express into Paddington for a session and back. Large number of hotels and guest houses in the area from top end to bargain.
SR: Earl’s Court area. Well connected by tube.
Telephone contact manner
LMP: Excellent. Moss or Chris - both very friendly.
SR: Excellent. Sam or Tom.
opening schedule
LMP: Tue to Sat. Rota updated online each Sunday.
SR: Mon to Sat
accommodation
LMP: luxurious, small buffet included.
SR: luxurious, small buffet included. One of the bedrooms has a wardrobe for guests’ clothes and so doubles as a changing area, which I noticed can be slightly distracting for a guest intent on a one-to-one (you also pass through this room to a bathroom). This was also the case in LMP’s former accommodation but not the new place (There’s a swing in the room where people get changed.)
girls /style
LMP: Very varied but warm and natural. Girls that are naturally young and very pretty and many with that ‘girl-next-door’ vibe. Any choreographing by the owners is near invisible. The girls need no encouragement to fulfil your every desire for every moment of the party. Front-of-house Emma will lovingly cajole any shy guests to make sure they take full advantage of their time there. LMP’s uniqueness, in my opinion, stems from Moss & Emma’s swingers background and their genuine desire to provide an idyllic environment where everyone enjoys the best recreational sex. I look forward to seeing them as much as any other friends I see only occasionally and come away with a warm feeling from them and all the girls I met at the parties. The atmosphere is similar to a friendly swingers’ club but without the gender imbalance (with swinging, it’s all about what the women want and the men gratefully accept). I tend to believe that LMP is more about the lifestyle than the money. While the term ‘girlfriend experience’ doesn’t quite apply to orgies, I generally feel that the girls communicate and interact honestly rather than mechanically going through the motions. Maybe this is why we end up treasuring and respecting them so much as individuals. Vibe between the guests (ie the guys) is also lighthearted and quite open (in contrast to the ‘punting’ scene generally).
SR: Polished pornstar types, power-look presentation with fancy make-up, dressed to impress. I didn’t see any apparent overall organisation, although Sam was front-of-house in the sense of welcoming people at the door and looking after valuables etc. I occasionally saw girls have quick (private) ‘power-chats’ with each other, presumably to ensure the smooth flow (?). Overall it’s quite professional, on a par, say, with the best sauna-massage parlours even if offering a rather different experience. But, in contrast to LMP, SR is very much a commercial transaction, skilfully handled – it relieves the ache (an analogy with going to the dentist occurred to me). I would say the girls are primarily doing a good job rather than having fun doing it. During my visit to SR, the guys avoided eye contact or even looking at each other. When you’ve got five bodies entangled on a bed I’d rather a more relaxed vibe between everyone personally. I can enjoy watching a girl give a good blowjob on a DVD – the only difference if it’s in real life, and I’m doing her from behind at the same time, is whether I find him an ok guy or whether I’m pretending it’s not happening lol.
LMP is my personal favourite at the moment. They’ve got pretty well every aspect right. They’re much bigger parties and have more of a genuine ‘party’ feel. The only criticism I can think of that I’ve had– on previous occasions but not the most recent – the girls can use too much lube, which (for me) somewhat reduces the wonder of their lovely pussies. The SR girls I met didn’t – they simply pointed out if you were going in too fast. On the ‘lube’ question though, I should however mention two things: a) I’m told a majority of guys prefer it, and b) – and this is remarkable – Emma recalled my comments about this from 8 months ago (I didn’t mention it, she did) and tells me so, and also that she’s mentioned to the girls to be less lubed when with me. Needless to say, I’m both impressed and found my experiences at LMP even better than last time.
SR could develop an excellent niche with its different style and ambiance, but needs to develop a stronger following and establish long-term consistency. For me, LMP is in a different class and wins easily on ambiance, overall ideology, and the quality of the girls. I’d go back just to enjoy meeting Moss and Emma again, and knowing that all the party hostesses will be incredibly beautiful and wonderful fun to meet and party with. But if you’re stuck in London on a Monday and need your todger seen to, SR can look after it the same way that a parlour can and with nicer surroundings than a parlour.
Christopherd: Thank You for two very well written reports! I´m going to London very soon and decided to go to LMP. I have been thinking about this for a long time but after your report it´s settled :) Now Emma & Moss have to give You some form of discount next time ;) LOL.
I have a question and it might seem stupid but nevertheless important; do You bring your own rubbers? Or are they provided at the party?
To LMP>>Looking forward to meeting You!
The Marketeer
Part 2 of 3: Lady Marmalade 1pm-3pm Tuesday 13th January 2008: Hanna, Lara, Sarah, Jewels, Rachel, Shamila (also Ashley, though I didn’t manage to party with Ashley on this occasion – sadly, as she looked gorgeous from what I saw of her)
Staying in the area this time so had a long lie-in and soak in the bath as I enjoyed the anticipation of a Lady Marmalade Party (my fourth). A quick blast of after shave and check for nostril hairs and I’m off round the corner. Chris welcomes me at the door and I see Emma. She’s looking fab and quite ravishable. I’m only just in time for the start of the party so she bundles me through to get a drink in-between hugs and reminisces and I’m introduced to the jaw-droppingly lovely ladies/hostesses here today. Forget the pictures, they are awesome! I particularly wanted to meet Hanna and grab a spare seat on the sofa next to her as nonchalantly as I can muster. I loved her photo, but she’s just had her hair done in a very flattering style, tumbling in soft and gentle waves about her head. It’s thrilling the way I find her features delicate and fragile and yet at once full and sexy. Most of all, she seems totally unaware of how gorgeous she is.
But I only have time for the briefest of conversations. Emma wants to know why we aren’t all changed yet and keeping the girls ‘busy!’ Talk about harrying someone to do what they really want to do. (On which point: most parties offer men what they think they want – Emma knows what you really want. And makes sure you get it!)
I’m chatting excitedly as she makes sure I don’t stop getting undressed while I’m talking (ever remind someone in a restaurant cos they’re enjoying the food so much they forget to eat?) Everything starts to become a bit of a blur. I hope I get the details right. Before I know it I’m shedding Hanna’s clothing and exploring her body. I’m kissing her back and exploring downwards, massaging her gently with fingertips as my lips savour her skin and perfect curves. Panties are gently discarded but boots still on. She squirms gently so I can reach to go down on her from behind. Out of the corner of my eye I see a guy who’s just walked in and standing like he can’t believe he’s in heaven. Emma gives him a needed shove (literally) to join in (quite amusing, in a nice way). Hanna can twist round enough to take his cock with her mouth and this has a nice knock-on effect – I can feel her clit swell and harden as her juices flow more strongly.
Soon we have a nice threesome going. I enter her very gently and carefully as (at my request) she hasn’t used extra lube. As I shaft Hanna doggy-style I am also being treated to an excellent view of her oral skills. These things are all about sensitive timing and physical as well as emotional dynamics. You always need at least one person in a threesome who knows what they’re doing or things can be clumsy ( so there’s never any probs at LMPs!). But Hanna is as feminine as it says on her webpage even when gently enquiring if I fancy a different position. There’s an unspoken communication. And, between myself and the guy she’s giving oral to, a shared grin. She’s delicately arranged it so as to maximise our pleasure without any bossiness or anything to dent mere male egos. Two strapping guys and a delicate angel. All sensitive to where each other is at, I think.
At one point, Hanna is grinding away astride me as the second guy gets oral from her. I joke with him that if he has any facials in mind to give them to Hanna and not me. We both have a half-suppressed chuckle. The atmosphere is fabulous. After a while though I do wonder if I am hogging Hanna a bit and suggest switching round again or joining Lara and her man on a nearby bed. (This is to let the other chap have her to himself if he wants, and also cos Lara’s behind has been waving in the air beckoningly.) But a bit later, as I’m partying full-on with the beautifully buxom Lara, Hanna reappears and is caressing my back and arms. I feel a surge of warmth to her. She is like the sparkle of sunshine glittering on a summer lake. And Lara – Lara is a party dynamo! She is the earth moving – the earth goddess erupting with fire and energy!
If you think this is too poetic – though it’s true – let me tell you why I say it. The things you do, the physical actions, they end when the party ends. But the feelings you experience – those you can take away with you. As I type this I can still feel the glow as I recall the sensations with these two girls and I don’t just mean sensations down below. Feeling wonderful as we share each other’s company and privileged to have spent time with these lovely, inspiring people. There’s a vibe I get at LMP that everyone cares about each other, the same as at any other great warm-hearted social gathering.
But before I lose myself like a fart in a trance, time is moving on! Shower, rinse mouth, mints, aftershave, back to the fray. Great mix of nice mellow music quietly in the background throughout the party by the way – stuff like Chris Brown (which I happen to remember as it’s one of my faves.) Bump into Emma in the hallway (which she’s done out with some soft, arty mood lighting since my last visit) and banter with her as she teasingly manages to keep me in motion. It’s like trying to reach the mouth-watering delicacies on the first-class buffet trolley (Emma) as she emphatically points out the caviar selection in the VIP lounges with a big grin. “This is the English Room,” she announces with a flourish (Jewels and Sarah are both English), “and this is the Rio Room.” Now this is a slight exaggeration, as Shamila is Venezuelan, not Brasilian, but did I really come here to argue semantics??
I’m hooked. Telling my arms and hands to disembrace themselves from Emma is seriously hard, just like me if you’ll excuse the pun, haha, but the ‘English’ room is a sight for sore eyes. I have fond memories of Sarah from a previous party and didn’t get enough of her. And Jewels! Well! Jewels at this precise moment is stretched out in catlike curves but it is her perfectly white skin that looks so beautiful and so surreal. Like she has appeared from another dimension. What a babe! “She looks so . . . “ I am lost for words. “Go on,” says Emma, “say it – Goth!” Well yes, it’s true, but goth was never so perfect. She could advertise record covers. Pure White – the Virgin Temptress from the Dark Side!” We all giggle.
Sarah, ever practical, catches my eyes as they pop out of my head. “Let me fluff you,” she says, matter-of-factly. Who am I to argue! Sarah calmly does indescribably delicious things with my member as Jewels continues whatever she’s doing with a young black guy who’s pretty photogenic himself, damn and whatever. Sarah is one of those rare girls that can multi-task the way I can usually only fantasise – she feeds me intellectually delightful snippets of sexual information while continuing a more physical conversation with her own sexy assets. It is as if my brain is overpowered with sex from two different directions (She also made me come in an unexpected and very clever way last year – you’ll have to go back to that report for details.) She’s a lovely girl who’s won my respect on several levels. Back to the English Room orgy action. Both of us guys, being guys, we find we somehow have spare pairs of hands to fondle each other’s girl’s boobs. Group sex is the only way to achieve an even approximate solution to that eternal dilemma that has baffled the best philosophers from before the garden of eden: “How is it physically possible to have one’s girl’s boobs and booty simultaneously in one’s face?” Answer: 2 girls in harmony.
I’m something of a one-shot guy and have to pace myself to take full advantage of these parties. So before we get too close to the end I shower again and get through to the “Rio Room.” It has space for three or more couples partying together with any number joining in. There are some fabulous young butts in the air. Nearest me as I come in is Rachel, who glances up from what she is doing to reel me in with one of the most disarming smiles I have ever seen. Working through the Rio Room is like swimming through a tantalising mountain of bodies. You get to work on the nearest available orifice and plunge deeper as the current takes you. Rachel is practicing her breast stroke on me as I swim closer to Shamila. I could write an epic on Rachel’s breasts – or rather about them – but you have to experience them for yourself. She also has a face and expression to lose yourself in as you ride the tides with her so to speak.
Not much time left so determined to party properly with Shamila. Some shifting in the tangle of lovely limbs and an opportunity arises (Check her profile by the way – like many of the girls here, it’s spookily accurate.) I find Shamila physically captivating. Being inside her is like the end of a sacred quest. I’m like Luke Skywalker finding his Princess Leia. Can’t wait to spray her with my force – which I duly due – all over her exotically addictive nipples and breasts. (With a droll gesture she raises her tiny hands to shield hair and face from my come.) She needs the bathroom and invites me through with her. As we freshen up we share another passion – for ‘forro’ – a Brasilian dance that in Venezuela is called something different but which we both love.
Each of the LMP girls are unique individuals that you enjoy meeting as real people. They are just as interesting off the bedroom as on it. It makes for two hours of truly fulfilling recreational sex, the way it should be.
I’m sitting in the airport next day with an exceedingly stupid grin on my face. If only Emma could make life this good for everyone. In a real, unbaggaged world, Emma would be given an MBE.
Love and best wishes to Emma and all the girls. Warm regards to Moss, the most welcoming and laid-back party host (especially afterwards, when you want to chill and drink and chat) and to Moss, who silently and seamlessly puts you at your ease. See you all again soon :)
Onlineranger
01-15-09, 17:33
Guys!
This has to be the best place to party in the UK leave alone London.
6 Gorgeous girls from Brazil, Czech, Hong Kong, Panama, UK.
Very good atititude.
A very friendly moderator in Lady M.
3 Nice bedrooms.
1 Love Swing.
4 Hours of nonstop partying (on saturdays)
Unlimited food and drinks.
Very Friendly no-nonsense atmosphere. What more do you want?
Clean Toilets, towels and gowns.
The best time I had in a long long time.
Although it is time consuming for me travelling from Newcastle to London. It is well worth it.
I wont go into specifics of what I did with these as it will run into pages. All I can highly recommend this and it is a great experience.
do You bring your own rubbers? Or are they provided at the party?
They are not only provided, the girls are adept at getting them on so smoothly you'll hardly pause for breath.
I take my own for personal taste, specific brands that suit me personally. I basically carry a small zip-top bag in my dressing gown pocket with condoms, mints, a small vial of aftershave and a mini pen& paper to jot down any quick thoughts I don't want to forget such as the girls' names.
But that's just me. No need to take anything.
With reference to Christopherd's excellent reports, the very reasons which make him prefer LMP are those which make me prefer SCR., I personally prefer the quiet atmosphere of 3-4 girls, 6-7 men, altogether 10-12 people then 7 girls 14 men, altogether 21 people, plus Moss and Emma, means 23.. I can't really relate to people in such a crowd. And given the popularity of LMP, it's almost always fully booked.. while you get quite often lower than 2-1 ration at SCR.
But as Christoperd says, it's good that there is now a choice, since, while SCR was closed, the other choices outside LMP were frankly mediocre to bad...
There is though a new venture, desire parties, which looks good, but I have not been yet.
Whatever, London rocks!
With reference to Christopherd's excellent reports, the very reasons which make him prefer LMP are those which make me prefer SCR., I personally prefer the quiet atmosphere of 3-4 girls, 6-7 men, altogether 10-12 people then 7 girls 14 men, altogether 21 people, plus Moss and Emma, means 23.. I can't really relate to people in such a crowd. And given the popularity of LMP, it's almost always fully booked.. while you get quite often lower than 2-1 ration at SCR.
But as Christoperd says, it's good that there is now a choice, since, while SCR was closed, the other choices outside LMP were frankly mediocre to bad...
There is though a new venture, desire parties, which looks good, but I have not been yet.
Whatever, London rocks!
I think you're right, to each his own. I wanted to do a direct compare, hence my visits to the two establishments on consecutive days. I quite like the fact that SR has a different feel to it - more hardcore pornstyle I think was how I was trying to describe it from my own experience. But I would personally have felt claustrophobic as well as slightly bored if I'd stayed longer than an hour. Not enough girls, and on my visit I found the attitude of other guys very distant rather than a party atmosphere.
LMP's new premises are very spacious. There's three bedrooms plus a swing room. One of those, the biggest, has a mass orgy feel to it, whereas the others are quieter, even with a full house. The mass orgy room has 3 beds pushed together. The larger of the other rooms has a large double bed and then a smaller bed some distance away so it's more or less two separate areas in one room. The other main bedroom, with room for two couples at once, is about the average size of a swingers club standard room. It didn't feel crowded to me, even with a full house. I think the swing room was rarely used.
LMP has two floors, unlike SR. The upstairs is a very spacious living room and kitchen area - big enough to seat everyone comfortably when they arrive. Whereas SR could maybe do with losing the table and adding cushions to squeeze people in.
Admittedly one visit is hardly enough, so I've mostly concentrated on hard facts rather than the variables. I'm pleased you like SR and hope they do well. For my money I can't see the point in paying the same, or more or less the same, for three women as seven (I managed to get round to party with six of the lovely seven hostesses at LMP in two hours), especially when the SR ladies were older and the atmosphere less to my personal tastes.
But LMP cannot satisfy the total demand. We need as many parties as we can but we must hope to continue to see high standards. As you say, you can book into SR the same day. This has to be a bonus. Whereas the advantages of LMP are so great for me that I have no problem booking any amount of time in advance.
Next time I am in London I'll have have to try these places. This seems definitely a few steps up from VM :) I bet you would not need to admonish me for overdressing here like you did in Rio ...
Too bad Toscana beat me to enshrining your reports into the ROD. They are really worthy!
LMP's new premises are very spacious. There's three bedrooms plus a swing room. One of those, the biggest, has a mass orgy feel to it, whereas the others are quieter, even with a full house. The mass orgy room has 3 beds pushed together. The larger of the other rooms has a large double bed and then a smaller bed some distance away so it's more or less two separate areas in one room. The other main bedroom, with room for two couples at once, is about the average size of a swingers club standard room. It didn't feel crowded to me, even with a full house. I think the swing room was rarely used.
LMP has two floors The upstairs is a very spacious living room and kitchen area. Big enough to seat everyone comfortably when they arrive.
E.Chris,
Firstly, it was a pleasure to see you again. I am glad you had such a good time and thank you for writing such a well balanced report.
The term 'crowd' is a very relative one. In a small flat, 24 people (lets not forget the wonderful Chris) could be deemed as a crowd but as you well know in our new venue it certainly is not. Whatever the number, we keep the ratio within 2:1 giving ample opportunity for all you guys to play with a wide choice of beautiful ladies as your report confirmed.
One other point I would like to clarify. A 'myth' seems to have grown that we are always fully booked and impossible to get into at short notice. How I wish that were the case! Whilst it is true that many of are parties get fully booked and because we guarantee the ratio at 2:1, we are unable to take any more bookings, this is not always the case. Many of our parties have spaces in them and those that do fill up, in most cases only do so within half hour of the start and with late cancellations, it is always worthwile calling right up to the start of a party.
Look forward to your next visit
Hugs and kisses
Emma,
Xxx
Next time I am in London I'll have have to try these places. This seems definitely a few steps up from VM :) I bet you would not need to admonish me for overdressing here like you did in Rio ...
Too bad Toscana beat me to enshrining your reports into the ROD. They are really worthy!Hi Euro100,
Look forward to welcoming you to LMP when you are next in London. Hope it is very soon.
hugs and kisses,
Emma,
xx
Guys!
This has to be the best place to party in the UK leave alone London.
6 Gorgeous girls from Brazil, Czech, Hong Kong, Panama, UK.
Very good atititude.
A very friendly moderator in Lady M.
3 Nice bedrooms.
1 Love Swing.
4 Hours of nonstop partying (on saturdays)
Unlimited food and drinks.
Very Friendly no-nonsense atmosphere. What more do you want?
Clean Toilets, towels and gowns.
The best time I had in a long long time.
Although it is time consuming for me travelling from Newcastle to London. It is well worth it.
I wont go into specifics of what I did with these as it will run into pages. All I can highly recommend this and it is a great experience.Hi hun,
Was great to see you again on Saturday and hope you had fun.
All the 7 ladies and myself enjoyed it...what a fab way to spend Saturday.
Thank you for taking time to write such wonderful things about LMP. It is the team effort that makes us the best adult party in London.
See you soon
hugs and kisses.
Emma,
xx
Next time I am in London I'll have have to try these places. This seems definitely a few steps up from VM :) I bet you would not need to admonish me for overdressing here like you did in Rio ...
Too bad Toscana beat me to enshrining your reports into the ROD. They are really worthy!
Euro,
As my official alter-ego, and one with very similar tastes, you have to try LMP! And, make sure you tell Emma and Moss when you get there, who your friends are.
ChristopherD,
Great series of reports. I agree with all of your well thought out conclusions. I stopped going to SR when I got hooked by LMP, and now, like you, I keep going back to LMP as much for the marmalettes, as for the opportunity to see my dear friends Emma and Moss. A truly unique place.
I have to admit that I owe a report from LMP's amazing Christmas party. One of the great P4P experiences of my life. Truly unforgettable!
Dandriller
01-25-09, 06:05
I had my first experience at LMP yesterday and was very impressed with the entire setup.
The atmosphere was very friendly and Emma was very helpful in ensuring that I got the most out of my time.
The only negative that I want to mention is that it is difficult to avoid the smoking, and as such, I left with my clothes reeking of it.
I enjoyed a nice time with two ladies though, Jamila and Jules.
There was one or two other ladies that I would have liked to have experienced, but they were not available when I was.
That was only because of my own physical limitations and nothing to do with the way Moss and Emma run a very nice party.
Lgndary Fukwad
01-31-09, 00:59
After an eventful week in November on the continent, I had a two day stopover in London. To this mongering pervert, two days of Lady Marmalade Parties would be the proverbial cherry on top of an amazing vacation. The procedure to get a reservation was simple. Call the number on their web site and have your name booked for a block of time. Both days, I chose the late afternoon option because they both had fewer patrons. This appeared to be the smart move because obviously there were more ladies for fewer guys. The location was easy to find and it was very close to a tube stop.
I do not know if I can add any more information about this place that has not already been reported but I can confirm that all the reports are true and that you would have to be a real basket case not to have an awesome time here. One warning: this is no place for the shy because everything (I mean everything) takes place out in the open. If the voyeur kick is your thing, this place would surely satisfy. My first day consisted of BBBJ and multiple position sessions with Rachel, Paloma, Eva, and Natasha. All were highly motivated and energetic. One could enjoy all the Brazilian (3) girls in one room, take a rest, and then enjoy the continental girls in another room. This had to be the best sex buffet ever. In between all that grinding and bodysmacking, I had delightful and informative conversations with Emma, the manageress. She really kept everything running smoothly and, in typical English form, whipped some of the dawdling mongers to get moving, myself included. She was always encouraging and made the proceedings very lively.
To make sure that my first day at LMP was not a fluke, I came back the next afternoon and had the same great time. Jasmin, Lara, Helena, and Antonia (see their great, authentic pictures on the LMP website) joined in on the fun today. In fact, I was so drained of juice that when I had my last session as the party ended, four girls ganged up on me to try to induce one last shot. They were led by the Northern English girl Natasha, who looked like porn star Nina Hartley but prettier and with a gorgeous, real set of knockers. The French girl Antonia and a couple of other helpers were all over me, taking turns sucking and stroking manually. These phillies really wanted me to come. I kind of knew my gun was empty but when the action got so hot and heavy, I just could not stop because all four girls genuinely were doing their best (DFK, BBBJ, stroking) to wring out the last shot. Alas, I threw up my hands and surrendered. Everyone had a good laugh, including, as it turned out, the rather good sized audience that had formed to check out the action for one last time. I personally thanked everyone of those girls for their commendable effort. This has been a hobby of mine for a long time now but I can safely say I have never had an experience like what happened on my last day at a LMP.
When a monger is in London, he would be doing himself a great disservice if he were not to sample a Lady Marmalade Party. This place ranks right up there with all the other magnificent sex venues to ply our hobby.
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I chose the late afternoon option because they both had fewer patrons. This appeared to be the smart move because obviously there were more ladies for fewer guys. Glad you had a great time in London. As I am thinking of attending my first. Can you please tell what was the average number of guests in late evening and earlier on and also do they tell you the expected number of guests when you call to book.
My first day consisted of BBBJ and multiple position sessions with Rachel, Paloma, Eva, and Natasha.
You mentioned sessioning with four but was there the full contingent of seven as promised.
All were highly motivated and energetic. One could enjoy all the Brazilian girls in one room, take a rest, and then enjoy the continental girls in another room. This had to be the best sex buffet ever.
As someone who has been to FKKs. How would you rate the girls. I take your word on attitude and Lady 'M hospitality. To be honest these two factors alone would be reasons enough for me to go and attend one.
Cheers,
DR
Hi Guys (Dandriller, Lgndary Fukwad & Dxb Rocks)
Thank you for taking time to write your feedback and sharing with all.
Glad you had a great time and all at LMP look forward to welcoming you very soon to what is London's best adult parties and not to mention the horniest!
Hugs and kisses,
Emma,
xx
Devilspinkick
02-02-09, 05:30
I'm here in the USA and tried to call LMP with my cellphones (2 of them) but for some reason I couldn't get through with either. Now what do I do? Is there a special procedure to get through or another way for folks who don't live in Europe to reserve a slot.
I'll be in London for a couple of days and I'd hate to miss the chance to attend a party. I'd be forced to call up some escorts instead.
DSK
I'm here in the USA and tried to call LMP with my cellphones (2 of them) but for some reason I couldn't get through with either. Now what do I do? Is there a special procedure to get through or another way for folks who don't live in Europe to reserve a slot.
I'll be in London for a couple of days and I'd hate to miss the chance to attend a party. I'd be forced to call up some escorts instead.
DSKHi hun,
We appreciate that some overseas guests have difficulties contacting us on their cell phones. In these cases if you contact us by email explaining the circumstances we can pencil you in and booking can then be confirmed when you arrive into UK.
Look forward to welcoming you to the party very soon.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
Xx
Cool Mumbai
02-02-09, 14:29
Going through all the reports, it seems LMP is monger's heaven! now its on my to do list, to visit LMP.
Emms, how can we book the party and assured about the booking as i intend to fly to UK just to visit LMP.
Going through all the reports, it seems LMP is monger's heaven! now its on my to do list, to visit LMP.
Emms, how can we book the party and assured about the booking as i intend to fly to UK just to visit LMP.Now, this is what is called commitment and you desrve a salute for this. As for me I would attend the day you are there just to meet you if nothing else. PM me your schedule.
DR
Devilspinkick
02-04-09, 01:45
I managed to contact them and arrange a tentative visit. Not sure if only two hours is sufficient time for proper debauchery, but 2 hour blocks seems to be how it's done and they've had enough experience to know what works.
Can't wait to check an LMP out, though I think I may might set-up a date with an escort later in night just in case.
DSK
I managed to contact them and arrange a tentative visit. Not sure if only two hours is sufficient time for proper debauchery, but 2 hour blocks seems to be how it's done and they've had enough experience to know what works.
Can't wait to check an LMP out, though I think I may might set-up a date with an escort later in night just in case.
DSK
DSK, no way you will need an escort after an LMP!
R.
Going through all the reports, it seems LMP is monger's heaven! now its on my to do list, to visit LMP.
Emms, how can we book the party and assured about the booking as i intend to fly to UK just to visit LMP.Hi CM,
Lovely to hear from you.
Once you have made a booking with us, your space is guaranteed so you can make your arrangements with confidence.
Look forward to hearing from you
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xx
Kumarndpinky
02-10-09, 13:58
Hi,
All these days I have watching English channels in my television and dreaming of a romantic & erotic vacation with Lovely ladies. I have been reading reports since two days and surprised to see that my dreams can come true.
I have been to London twice in the year 2007 and 2008, and how the hell I have missed LMP. My GOD I could have gone many times to heaven(LMP) and come back with happiness of life time.
Thanks to the Jackson for having this forum and thanks to Organizers (Emma) of LMP, because of which my dreams can come true.
I am visiting London in the month of March this year and my first step out after landing will be LMP. Disparately looking forward to be with the Angels in LMP.
Thanks for all the members who posted the priceless reports about LMP.
Kumar
Finally booked myself for one this week. Lineup looks good, but I am a bundle of nerves to say the least. I'm trying hard to keep my mind off it and focus on the office but its really difficult. Doubts and apprehensions continue to prop up (will this glitter turn out to be gold?) and I may even chicken out at the end!! Hope Lady M will ease me into the scene. Must say she sounds very friendly and warm.
Kermitthefrog
02-12-09, 00:37
Sure, it’s bound to be nervous for a newbie. This morning as I travelled up on the Train on the pretext of an interview I too was a newbie. Making the effort to be on time I’d somewhat exhausted myself running up underground escalators.
Take your time, pace yourself. When you enter, and yes it is THAT door, you can take a shower and enjoy a drink of your choice. Relax, all too soon the girls will get you!
My main concern was would I be able to perform in the company of other Males? This was the least of my worries. Would I have to wait in line for some attention? Completely unfounded was that fear too.
Trying to reduce my heart rate I settled down, or tried too with a nice glass of something white and chilled but how can you resist a direct order to follow a troupe of leggy-scantily clad beauties downstairs! Dutifully I followed and found myself under the direct attention of some beauty. Don’t ask me their names; I can barely remember my own! She begins with some expert attention on my fast stiffening member, so much for my initial fears! Then she’s joined by another lovely who, with clinical expertise begins to administer attention to my Prostate! I hadn’t been expecting this. In short order I am joined by a third. Led on my back with three lovelies expertly devoting expert attention I decide I’ve had my monies worth in the first five minutes. As she tires stroking me the two seamlessly swap duties and probing, this time deeper still. I am reasonably weird and even this didn’t make me come.
Speaking of which, during this time there’s a fellow on the neighbouring bed who’d been attended too by, was it two or three ladies? One even straddled across his face I notice in envy. I can discern he’s shot his load in less than a couple of minutes and they duly despatch him off for a shower.
I’m sure there was much less than the maximum 14 men. What was great was the Craic of the guys all milling around and swapping one-liners, mostly prostate-massage related. There was quite a few newbies but the returners could not extol the confidence enough that everyone would have a brilliant time. They weren’t wrong.
Them wasn’t there so I took the opportunity to catch a lie down in one of the rooms. However, this was short lived as a pretty thing in a Nurses’ uniform found me and began to perform a resurrection. What I wasn’t expecting was another guy who helped himself to my Nurses rear! She looked a tiny bit perturbed as it split her concentration away from my member. After a while he moved on and she refocused on me. With attention and commendable patience she works a miracle and I blow my wad. I notice a wry smile of delight creep across her face when she professes that she’s never had a guy shoot his load with not a hint he was about to do so and then do it almost silently. I told you I was weird!
It’s difficult to focus, I find, when so many thoughts are chasing through your mind. I was led on my back being expertly attended to. Led parallel to me was a girl fully mounted and being ridden hard. My hand found its way onto her stocking’d leg spread wide by a pounding punter. Between us was another woman with her hand on yer man, probably his Balls and a finger again in my own sphincter! It was at this point that I pondered should I be married now this ordinarliy, evin if I could arrange it in the real world, might cost me my property and visitation to any children if I had any.
As a further aside, I’d contemplated on the journey up that on any given day with a full compliment of punters and ladies each having sex just once would be more intercourse in that building than I enjoyed in the entire time I was recently engaged! Don’t get me started on how much more value for money was today’s adventure.
Recuperating upstairs with, this time a glass of something Red a lovely came past and motioned to follow her downstairs. She wouldn’t take no for an answer. How many times had I come she probed?
"Once", I replied.
"You’ll come for me" she demanded. I love the way they keep score!
We found our way back to a bed. Whilst waiting for a lull in the assorted heavy pounding we began to explore each other. Her firm breasts begged for attention and her nipples were delicious. Sitting on a corner of the bed we spontaneously began DFK. This was really nice. She’s straddled me and I took full advantage of her lubricated pussy. Feeling her deep response I thought "hey my sphincter was fair game, I’m gonna at least put a finger on her Date" Oh boy! I explored her fully, feeling her buck as I found her sensitive place. We were ready to perform. I’d lost count of the condoms that had been put on me and taken off again. The lubi’ was pumped vigorously and my hard stroked member had had plenty of spit on it. A quick Polish with a wet-wipe, another condom and lube and I was ready to mount again. Deep inside her we had tongues explore each other’s mouths. I rolled her around for a doggy and she arched her back hard as my thighs are really quite short. But then one of the other girls proclaimed it was Ten past the hour in a mixture of Tagalag/Malay/Spanish. I can overcome most pressures but Time is not one of them. I feel my mount was genuinely disappointed as I slowly eased myself out of her. She had extolled me not to worry about the deadline but I was done. Instead I’ll treasure the image of that glorious ass presented and fully mounted by me.
One more shower and I’m on the street, but my phone shows it’s just gone the hour. This time my commute is extremely mellow. All the London totty in short skirts and low tops can go hang. I’m still mindfull of my ringpiece and its recent probing! A gentle wander through Soho to my favourite eatery and a wry smile at the rip-off joints that promise much but deliver little.
A phonecall to a good friend and a promise to return. Life’s good.
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Sure, it’s bound to be nervous for a newbie. This morning as I travelled up on the Train on the pretext of an interview I too was a newbie.Hi hun,
Thank you for taking time to write such a lovely feedback. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
Review like yours specially from a newbie makes it a joy and pleasure to organise parties. It is also appreciated as it does encourage other newbies to take the plunge.
Now you are not a newbie. Welcome to a wonderful addiction called LMP.
See you soon and take care
Hugs and kisses
Emma xx
Right guys, I have finally done it. The good bits first. I can now vouch that the reports are correct and I had a brilliant time. Venue is safe, clean and very well organised with every little detail having been thought of. Emma, Moss and Chris are excellent hosts and look after you well. Most of the girls are enthusiastic and energetic and def better in person than the pics. There was a healthy ratio of well below 2:1 and every one was having a good time. There were 8 girls to begin with and then Jodi dropped out still leaving a contingent of promised seven. Emma personally went from room to room making sure that no one is being left out and encouraged those standing arround to join in.
Personally, I particularly enjoyed being with Jennifer, Shamilla (came twice with her), Julia, Lara and Alana. A big thanks to the girls. Jasmine and Alycia, though both very pretty, seemed to be a bit restricted about positions and activities.
I could'nt help but notice that very few girls did DFK (infact the only one I saw was Lara) and there was no girl to girl interaction at all. I know its upto the girls what they do and what they don't but lack of DFK does take some something out of what otherwise is a brilliant party. Its not that I am complaining about anything. Just thought that may be a little feedback might help to make it the "best ever party".
Special thanks to Moss for looking after everyone and to Emma. Who even cancelled her dental appointment on my request so that she could be there. Thanks dear, I shall definitely be back for more.
Cheers,
DR
Right guys, I have finally done it. The good bits first. I can now vouch that the reports are correct and I had a brilliant time. Venue is safe, clean and very well organised with every little detail having been thought of. Emma, Moss and Chris are excellent hosts and look after you well. Most of the girls are enthusiastic and energetic and def better in person than the pics. There was a healthy ratio of well below 2:1 and every one was having a good time. There were 8 girls to begin with and then Jodi dropped out still leaving a contingent of promised seven. Emma personally went from room to room making sure that no one is being left out and encouraged those standing arround to join in.
Personally, I particularly enjoyed being with Jennifer, Shamilla (came twice with her), Julia, Lara and Alana. A big thanks to the girls. Jasmine and Alycia, though both very pretty, seemed to be a bit restricted about positions and activities.
I could'nt help but notice that very few girls did DFK (infact the only one I saw was Lara) and there was no girl to girl interaction at all. I know its upto the girls what they do and what they don't but lack of DFK does take some something out of what otherwise is a brilliant party. Its not that I am complaining about anything. Just thought that may be a little feedback might help to make it the "best ever party".
Special thanks to Moss for looking after everyone and to Emma. Who even cancelled her dental appointment on my request so that she could be there. Thanks dear, I shall definitely be back for more.
Cheers,
DRHi DFK,
It was lovely meeting you and hope to see you again. I am glad you had such a good time and thank you for taking the time to post your feedback.
I appreciate your comments about DFK. However, anything that happens at the party is completely at the ladies discretion. One of the reasons that the parties work is that the girls are aware of that and can enjoy themselves totally. Where we to try and suggest that they should do things that they are uncomfortable with, that ambiance would go. Likewise, the girls are too busy enjoying themselves with guys to chase each other. It does happen but is not scripted. I don’t know how to break this to you, but as the apartment is fairly big things happen in other rooms that you are unaware of. At one stage the lovely Lara jumped on me and jealous Jodi joined in. So much happens at the parties you sometimes miss it!
Hugs and kisses
Emma
Xx
Thanks DXB and Emma for a wonderful report and response repartee. I really couldn't help myself but nearly pissed myself, Emma.
File under F for Freud, dear Emma's salutation to you DXB. "QUOTE=Emma Xxx Hi DFK,"
And then, "as the apartment is fairly big things happen in other rooms that you are unaware of. At one stage the lovely Lara jumped on me and jealous Jodi joined in. So much happens at the parties you sometimes miss it! "
So there you have it, DXB. As Mum always told you when you were a little boy: " DXB, always look to the right and then to the left before you cross the road". ;-))
It seems that the LMP guests will have to get organised and appoint a 'designated perver" in shifts to keep an eye out for all spontaneous activities that need to be attended to.
You are a great act, girl. Keep it up.
And yes, Excess will be coming to a LMP party in the coming months once I can unwind some time and other travels. Wouldn't miss the fun for anything. Besides, both the much esteemed Isseu and amsterman have insisted both publicly and privately that I must get my ass and other parts over. They both enjoyed themselves greatly and being the gentlemen that we are the girls from all reports did too. I respect their opinions.
Thank goodness for ISG and all who are aboard. It is moments like these that Minties come in handy. Do carry on.
E.
Hi DFK,
It was lovely meeting you and hope to see you again. I am glad you had such a good time and thank you for taking the time to post your feedback.
I appreciate your comments about DFK. However, anything that happens at the party is completely at the ladies discretion. One of the reasons that the parties work is that the girls are aware of that and can enjoy themselves totally. Where we to try and suggest that they should do things that they are uncomfortable with, that ambiance would go. Likewise, the girls are too busy enjoying themselves with guys to chase each other. It does happen but is not scripted. I don’t know how to break this to you, but as the apartment is fairly big things happen in other rooms that you are unaware of. At one stage the lovely Lara jumped on me and jealous Jodi joined in. So much happens at the parties you sometimes miss it!
Hugs and kisses
Emma
Xx
Right guys, I have finally done it. The good bits first. I can now vouch that the reports are correct and I had a brilliant time. Glad that you did, and that I was able to help you get over your newbie nerves.
Emma personally went from room to room making sure that no one is being left out and encouraged those standing arround to join in.
Actually, she goes around from room to room, because she likes to perve and gets horny watching the action :-)
Jasmine and Alycia, though both very pretty, seemed to be a bit restricted about positions and activities.
I could'nt help but notice that very few girls did DFK (infact the only one I saw was Lara) and there was no girl to girl interaction at all. I know its upto the girls what they do and what they don't but lack of DFK does take some something out of what otherwise is a brilliant party.
Actually, I was surprised to read this. I've never felt any position or DFK restrictions from the girls and if anything I have had to restrict some of the girls, such as the time that Jewel became overly enthusiastic where the sun never shines (ouch!). DFK is one of the main differentiators between it and partytreffs. Of course some girls won't (just as many women in P4P services around the world won't), because it makes them uncomfortable, but I don't see how that takes away from the party.
Special thanks to Moss for looking after everyone and to Emma. Who even cancelled her dental appointment on my request so that she could be there. That really shows a devotion to service. Hell, she was just using you as an excuse to get out of that sadist's chair. BTW, did you check if she flossed?
At one stage the lovely Lara jumped on me and jealous Jodi joined in. So much happens at the parties you sometimes miss it!
Yes, and I remember a party where miLady laid on the big bed, announced "Girls Only" and was serviced by Alana, Eva and Jodi...and, of course, yours truly. I've always found it hard to follow rules, when there's all that luscious flesh in my face. Ymmmmm
Dandriller
02-24-09, 06:51
A bit disappointed to see no pic of Leanne on the website anymore.
Any idea if this is temporary or permanent?
On my recent visit, she made me cum without even touching me!
I was very tired and despite Jewels best efforts, I was finding it very difficult to orgasm.
That is until I looked over at Leanne on the opposite bed, and while being serviced by another gentleman, she gave me the most erotic look of desire that gave me the push I needed to get me over the line.
Thank you Leanne, and hopefully you will be back soon, so I can thank you in person.
Kermitthefrog
02-24-09, 16:48
Now you are not a newbie. Welcome to a wonderful addiction called LMP.
See you soon and take careIt’s been some time since I attended.
Sure, there are the memories of hands, many hands, mine included caressing an endless Sea of soft, tender flesh. But that’s not what I remember most.
On exiting the Apartment the hard reality of the real World hits you Square. Across the Road were, as ever in London, some builders. The thought
“If only they knew” struck home.
But there again, if only anybody knew and there’d be queues circling the Park!
What has been the lasting effect? My day is gauged, as is everybody’s, by the clock. However, now there are new delicious hour markers. One O’clock, Four O’clock and Seven O’clock.
This IS an addiction. I’m already booked to revisit, this time bringing a trusted friend. Oh, and please no detox, no Cold Turkey. I’m perfectly happy with this addiction and hope I Die (not yet) beneath that Sea of Soft delicious Flesh...
Hi,
It's Tasha here, just wanted to let you guys know that I will be organising Milf parties on Monday's under the LMP banner, starting from 9th March. Details of the ladies and MILF gallery will be updated asap.
Look forward to meeting you all very soon.
hugs & kisses
Tasha xxx
A bit disappointed to see no pic of Leanne on the website anymore.
Any idea if this is temporary or permanent?
On my recent visit, she made me cum without even touching me!
I was very tired and despite Jewels best efforts, I was finding it very difficult to orgasm.
That is until I looked over at Leanne on the opposite bed, and while being serviced by another gentleman, she gave me the most erotic look of desire that gave me the push I needed to get me over the line.
Thank you Leanne, and hopefully you will be back soon, so I can thank you in person.Hi
Leanne and Eva both have now gone back home for good. They will be missed by all of us.
We wish them all the best for the future.
hugs and kisses
Emma
xxx
It’s been some time since I attended.
This IS an addiction. I’m already booked to revisit, this time bringing a trusted friend. Oh, and please no detox, no Cold Turkey. I’m perfectly happy with this addiction and hope I Die (not yet) beneath that Sea of Soft delicious Flesh...Hi hun
As its been a while since you attended you must be getting withdrawal symptoms.
I also hope they never invent a patch or rehab programme for LMP.
See you soon, till then take care.
Hugs and kisses
Emma
xx
Hi,
It's Tasha here, just wanted to let you guys know that I will be organising Milf parties on Monday's under the LMP banner, starting from 9th March. Details of the ladies and MILF gallery will be updated asap.
Look forward to meeting you all very soon.
hugs & kisses
Tasha xxx
Hey Tash,
Will Emma play on MILF Mondays? (:-?
I may never leave London...
Hey Tash,
Will Emma play on MILF Mondays?
I may never leave London.Hey,
Hmmmm. I don't think Emma will be joining in these parties, mainly for the reason we will never be able to get rid of you guys if she does LOL.
Hope you can make it to one of our MILF parties, I look forward to meeting you.
Hugs & Kisses,
Tasha xxx
I'm going to be in London from around March 13th - March 21st so I'm definitely hitting this up. Although I do have a couple of questions:
1)Since it's going to be my first time in London, is it a hard place to find?
2)How far in advance am I allowed to book?
Looking forward to meeting everyone!
Texi
Pussy Engineer
03-04-09, 01:56
Can LMP arrange escort trips with the girls too? ie. do they have takout after the parties or on other days?
I'm going to be in London from around March 13th - March 21st so I'm definitely hitting this up. Although I do have a couple of questions:
1)Since it's going to be my first time in London, is it a hard place to find?
2)How far in advance am I allowed to book?
Looking forward to meeting everyone!
TexiHi Texi,
Lovely to hear from you.
We are located in Central London within walking distance of 4 tube stations so very easy to get to. There is a map of the area on the 'about us' section of our website. For overseas guests who want to ensure their space we accept e mail bookings in advance and just ask that they confirm the week of their booking.
Looking forward to welcoming you to a party very soon.
Hugs& kisses
Emma
xxx
Can LMP arrange escort trips with the girls too? ie. do they have takout after the parties or on other days?Sorry, you will have to eat your fill at a party as we do not provide doggy bags.
Emma
xxx
Sorry, you will have to eat your fill at a party as we do not provide doggy bags.
Emma
xxx
But you do provide plenty of doggy...
But you do provide plenty of doggy...LOL plus few cowgirls and spit roast!
Luvpilot2001
03-08-09, 04:51
I stopped by a few months ago (pilot from Orlando)... I can't imagine a better Experience a guy could ever ask for, except for mu next trip to London. Wow! Guys, there is nothing that can compare to this experience.
Having been introduced to LMP by Isseu, I dutifully paid them another another visit. Got there just when the first party was about to begin. While changing into the robe I heard Emma's voice saying "lets get downstairs boys". OMG. Literally ran into shower and as I walked out if the shower into the room with a chair things were already in swing here. Sarah going down on a guys who is sitting on the chair. The big bed was occupied by Jodi and Malina both busy with two guests and the one under the stairs had Anna with another guest. Deciding to survey the scene, I checked out the big (orgy room as some call it) room. What a sight for sore eyes. Shamila in 69 with a lucky dude here on the bed as you enter and new Samantha and Alycia going down on two guys on their backs, while one lucky chap standing at the bed end is playing with their beautiful bums.
Suddenly Emma materialises behind me and nudges me to join in. "Take out your cock and give to Shamila". Her words still echo in my ears. Shamila, as she is sucking the guy starts to slowly wank me in to a hardest ever erection. Lucky for me the guy soon finishes and I have Shamila to myself. After she has freshened up. She starts off with the cowgirl and Alycia who is also free by now joins in and pins my head down on the pillow with her pussy. Emma walks in with another guy and shows her how its done. LOL. Alycia takes off with the new guy leaving me at the mercy of Shamila. We go at it in various positions and finally finish in doggy. Time check. 20 mins into the party.
As I step out of the shower Emma pushes Malina in my direction and would not have any of my excuses for a rest. Malina promises a Thai massage to relax me down, which soon turns into a slow and sensous second session. Right next to us Samantha is looking beautiful getting it on with another guest whle she is smiling at me. Horny. Next up is Sarah and she sucks me for what seemed like ages. Took her doggy long and hard as she grabbed on the bed side. Strike two. Time check. One hour mark. After another shower, a cig and some talk with Emma upstairs I descend the stairs again hoping to get Samantha. She is one serious looker with a very cute nose pin, pierecd belly button and a sexy anklet. Some DATY, Doggy and covered blow job but I could see the guys queing up so thanked her for the efforts as I could not come. Not yet.
By now ANNA was free and. I had been waiting for her. She comes back from shower and sits on my lap. We start of with mutual fondling and. Sudddenly she says "are you wearing Gautier" which I indeed was. Impressive. SShe said she had it and just finished it last week. I promised to bring her my bottle of the stuff next time. Next half an hour was the best ever. Full on soft DFK, slow tender BBBJ and then sex in every concievable position. Loved watching us shagging in the mirror as we finished in doggy once again. Time check 10 mins for the perty to end. So I bailed out. Said a quick Hello, to Moss upstairs and thanked Emma and Chris. Will I be back. You tell me.
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Having been introduced to LMP by Isseu, I dutifully paid them another another visit. Got there just when the first party was about to begin. While changing into the robe I heard Emma's voice saying "lets get downstairs boys". OMG. Literally ran into shower and as I walked out if the shower into the room with a chair things were already in swing here.
...and thanks for the credit, but as you well know the real credit goes to Emma, Moss and the lovely LMP ladies.
And yes, Emma's "Take out your cock and give to Shamila" words will echo in your ears for awhile. Classic LMP and really encapsulates in just 8 words what makes this club great.
I believe that you will be back for some more punishment. So will I.
How can we get to the party. Please advice.
A bit disappointed to see no pic of Leanne on the website anymore.
Any idea if this is temporary or permanent?
On my recent visit, she made me cum without even touching me!
I was very tired and despite Jewels best efforts, I was finding it very difficult to orgasm.
That is until I looked over at Leanne on the opposite bed, and while being serviced by another gentleman, she gave me the most erotic look of desire that gave me the push I needed to get me over the line.
Thank you Leanne, and hopefully you will be back soon, so I can thank you in person.
How can we get to the party. Please advice.If you visit their website there is a map showing where they are located. Once you have booked into a party you will be given the exact details.
Dandriller
04-18-09, 03:11
Back in London so checked out the LMP website to see who was partying.
Spotted a girl I hadn't seen before with a killer body named Dani.
With her and Shamila on duty I decided to go for the 1pm session.
Dani's face is blurred obviously, but she looked like she may have been oriental or asian.
When I got there though I saw that she looked like a Latina and she was very sexy.
Anyway, Dani was my first target and we headed to a bed.
Fortunately, not many other guys were there yet, and 3 other girls joined Dani
to pamper me.
I had to pinch myself.
BBBJ, DATY then cowgirl then mish and I came inside her.
After a rest, Shamila grabbed me and tried to get some life out of me.
With another girl helping her with attention to my nipples, Shamila commenced BBBJ, then HJ with prostate stimulation that eventually got me cumming.
I just saw the website and noticed another hottie has joined the team named Lorena.
She is on my radar for my next party.
I am really looking forward to seeing another oriental girl at LMP since Leanne departed, so if one does start working there, please give me the heads up.
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I just saw the website and noticed another hottie has joined the team named Lorena.
She is on my radar for my next party.
I am really looking forward to seeing another oriental girl at LMP since Leanne departed, so if one does start working there, please give me the heads up.
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Glad you enjoyed yourself and what wonderful week of parties we have had since our return from Easter break. You boyz were definitely on form. May be I should close for holidays more often.
Lorena and all the other new ladies who have joined recently are all amazing party girls and have been well received into the LMP family.
As for more oriental and Indian ladies I would love more of them to apply but you will for defo get the heads up.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
Hi Hun
Glad you enjoyed yourself and what wonderful week of parties we have had since our return from Easter break. You boyz were definitely on form. May be I should close for holidays more often.
Lorena and all the other new ladies who have joined recently are all amazing party girls and have been well received into the LMP family.
As for more oriental and Indian ladies I would love more of them to apply but you will for defo get the heads up.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
Emma
Heading into town this Friday.. what does a guy need to do to set up a party date??
Thx
Emma
Heading into town this Friday. What does a guy need to do to set up a party date?
ThxHi Bslam,
Very simple. Just call us on the numbers on the site to reserve your spot.
Look forward to meeting you on Friday.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
The Girls (Milfs included) of LMP are anything but rough.
Moss, Emma and Tash organize great parties .
Of the three parties I visited this past week, only Jewels was there at both and it was a treat to see her at both parties.
Emma adds her own humour and personal warmth to each party. She will even add a helping hand to make sure her girls get as much enjoyment as the guests.
I am sure that Emma keeps count of who you play with and how long you “perve” between sessions to make sure everyone is having a great time.
Had a great time and looking forward to the next time.
Thanks
Well I did the LMP this weekend, I had one great time!!! Thank you Emma and the girls for everything and a great time.
Party was a great time and had a good time with all there. In bed and out!!
Emma truely adds to everything; her humour, personality and just good ol' fun to each room for each party. She does ensure that each of her girls get as much enjoyment as each guests does. As well as tell a guest or two, Hey what are you doing sitting down on the floor get your arse up and do something with her or her or her. Love that now!!
Every host and girl at the party are all great. I could list who was fun and who I played with. But I don't kiss and tell. Know this, you will not be let down, so get up off the floor NOW!!
Had a great time and looking forward to the next time. One of the best party's I've been to. ATF I must say!!
Thanks again Emma!! Well all and everyone!!
Spanish Main
04-27-09, 09:02
If you ever wish to bring your girls for a short break to Puerto Banus in southern Spain, I have a very beautiful house that you could use for a party or two.
I am sure no rental fee would be necessary...and I am sure that many guys here would like to meet you.
PM me if you would like to see some photos - it is a very cool place!
Well I did the LMP this weekend, I had one great time!!! Thank you Emma and the girls for everything and a great time.
Party was a great time and had a good time with all there. In bed and out!!
Emma truely adds to everything; her humour, personality and just good ol' fun to each room for each party. She does ensure that each of her girls get as much enjoyment as each guests does. As well as tell a guest or two, Hey what are you doing sitting down on the floor get your arse up and do something with her or her or her. Love that now!!
Every host and girl at the party are all great. I could list who was fun and who I played with. But I don't kiss and tell. Know this, you will not be let down, so get up off the floor NOW!!
Had a great time and looking forward to the next time. One of the best party's I've been to. ATF I must say!!
Thanks again Emma!! Well all and everyone!!Hi Hun,
Thank you for taking time to write your feedback and I am so glad you enjoyed yourself.
I love organising parties as it is so much fun specially when I receive such wonderful feedback from all you guys. As I have said many a times wish they would make recreational sex compulsory for all!
Take care and see you very soon.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
If you ever wish to bring your girls for a short break to Puerto Banus in southern Spain, I have a very beautiful house that you could use for a party or two.
I am sure no rental fee would be necessary. And I am sure that many guys here would like to meet you.
PM me if you would like to see some photos. It is a very cool place! Hi Hun,
WOW. LMP in Spain. I love the idea. I am sure my ladies would love to party in sunny Spain. I need to do my maths!
Sun, sex and sangria!
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
Xx
Knot Tellin
05-07-09, 19:40
*Note* - Yes, I did just register today. Yes, it was specifically to post a review of my experience at LMP. No, I'm not a paid shill, just a very, very satisfied customer.
I attended my first LMP event today (the 1:00 PM party) and it was, to quote my Brit friends, Brilliant!
I'm from the States, traveling here on a business trip and found myself with some free time today. I did some looking around online, initially looking for information on Massage Parlours and the like. I eventually came upon a different site (not ISG) that had information on SR and LMP. I eventually found ISG and after reading up on things here I decided on LMP. I rang up Emma yesterday and was able to book for the session today with no issues. So much for LMP being impossible to get into!
I've hobbied for a bit but being from the States that's meant escorts or massage parlours as parties are not an option, at least that I've found. I was extremely nervous heading over to LMP today as this was all new to me.
I found the flat easily, arriving at the same time as some other punters. Moss directed us to the back room, had us place our things in envelopes and instructed us to undress. Following the lead of another punter I grabbed a towel and headed for the shower.
Following my shower I headed upstairs where everyone was having a drink and relaxing. A few minutes later Emma began herding us downstairs, explaining she had 7 women waiting for us. On duty were Georgia, Carmela, Jasmine, Jennifer, Sarah, Petra and Natalie.
I had read other people's review but being new I was a bit apprehensive. I'd decided I'd hang back a bit and observe. I wandered into the "master" bedroom and was immediately greeted with the sight of Sarah and Carmela seeing to two of my fellow guests. Georgia was standing in the room and immediately called me over, so much for observation! She must have sensed my newbie status as she asked if I'd been before and hearing my negative response asked if I was nervous.
I told her I was a bit so to calm my nerves she kissed me a bit before kneeling and beginning an outstanding BBBJ. She kept this up for a while and then asked me if I'd like to lie down. She kept up the spectacular BBBJ on the bed and to my delight Sarah came over to join us. I enjoyed the feel and taste of her pert breasts while Georgia pleasured me. Sarah eventually decided to join Georgia below and began to see after the berries while Georgia continued her magic. Like most guys I've often fantasized about two women at once, I let Sarah and Georgia know this as they worked. Things got even better as Carmela joined as well. While Sarah and Georgia took care of me down below Carmela licked and sucked my nipples, something that drives me crazy. I finished in a daze, totally blown away by my intro to LMP. That multiple women fantasy? Check that off the list as well and truly satisfied!
After a bit of water and some rest upstairs I had the opportunity to sample Natalie. She too provided some nice hand and BBBJ action before sheathing and straddling me. She's quite attractive and I was enjoying the action but it seemed I'd been a bit ambitious in rejoining the party so soon. I stopped her, much to the delight of the punter who'd been waiting patiently for her.
I'm a bit of a voyeur so I wandered a bit, perving while others got on and then heading back upstairs. After chatting a bit I headed back down and was fortunate enough to encounter Jasmine, unattached and looking for something (someone? ) to do. (FYI, Jasmine has an absolutely fantastic backside! ) She was most accommodating and very fun. While Jasmine was on top of me Jennifer came in (I had been eyeing her for a while, she's quite the looker and has a magnificent body). She joined in, massaging my testes while Jasmine rode me. I quite recommend this.
Following that it was back upstairs for some more rest and conversation. Emma and I discussed their business and how people come to hear of LMP. She told me a lot of her clients are like myself, businessmen traveling to London who have heard of LMP online. She mentioned that she hadn't had a party in years that didn't include at least one Yank, I told her I was glad to be able to keep that streak alive. We discussed the idea of her traveling outside of London for special roving parties. I let her know that Rhode Island law would allow for parties with no worries of being carted off to jail. RI isn't the most populus state but it's close to both Boston and NY, I'd imagine she could find more than a few attendees!
I headed back down and voyeured a bit, watching a fellow punter I'd talked with shag Georgia. She has a wonderfully full backside, one that I found quite inviting. Carmela sat with me and was nice enough to lend a hand (and then a mouth) while we watched the two of them. Eventually Sarah wandered in and joined Carmela with me. Sarah eventually took over and nearly finished me off with her hands and mouth but I was holding out for Georgia and a rear view while I shagged her.
I'm pretty sure Georgia knew I had taken a liking to her as she came over after the other fellow had finished up and we went off in search of a bed. I did get to take her from behind and it is a lovely sight to watch her move while captured in her from behind. Having enjoyed myself repeatedly already my strength was flagging so Georgia finished me off manually, encouraging me to paint her breasts which I did with great gusto. I should point out that unbeknownst to me we were past the two hour mark by about 10 minutes. To her credit she was more concerned with sending me off happy than with watching the clock.
To sum up, in two hours I sampled 6 of the 7 women there, came 3 times and paid only 120 quid for it all. Converted to US dollars that's less than you'd pay for an hour with a single escort in the States. Truly a huge value for the money.
I was absolutely thrilled with my maiden visit to LMP and will certainly be back again. I dare say my clients in London probably need quite a bit more looking after, I'll have to visit them more often. I'm very interested in trying one of the Monday MILF parties on my next trip.
To anyone else who's never tried this, what are you waiting for? I was most nervous about the idea of other folks being in the room while I performed. All thoughts and anxieties over that were gone by the time Sarah wandered over to make my two women at once fantasy come true.
Thanks to Emma, Moss and most especially the lovely ladies of LMP for a truly wonderful time.
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Great report, KT. No worries that you are a paid shill, because your report totally mirrors those of all the other satisfied customers/reviewers of LMPs. Everything you said was accurate and reflective of my first experience there as well. Being from Canada, I can also state that LMPs beat everything that Canada and the US can offer. I can hardly wait till next week when I can again partake of Emma's and Moss' hospitality and sample their latest lovelies.
R.
*Note* - Yes, I did just register today. Yes, it was specifically to post a review of my experience at LMP. No, I'm not a paid shill, just a very, very satisfied customer.
I attended my first LMP event today (the 1:00 PM party) and it was, to quote my Brit friends, Brilliant!
I'm from the States, traveling here on a business trip and found myself with some free time today. I did some looking around online, initially looking for information on Massage Parlours and the like. I eventually came upon a different site (not ISG) that had information on SR and LMP. I eventually found ISG and after reading up on things here I decided on LMP. I rang up Emma yesterday and was able to book for the session today with no issues. So much for LMP being impossible to get into!
I've hobbied for a bit but being from the States that's meant escorts or massage parlours as parties are not an option, at least that I've found. I was extremely nervous heading over to LMP today as this was all new to me.
I found the flat easily, arriving at the same time as some other punters. Moss directed us to the back room, had us place our things in envelopes and instructed us to undress. Following the lead of another punter I grabbed a towel and headed for the shower.
Following my shower I headed upstairs where everyone was having a drink and relaxing. A few minutes later Emma began herding us downstairs, explaining she had 7 women waiting for us. On duty were Georgia, Carmela, Jasmine, Jennifer, Sarah, Petra and Natalie.
I had read other people's review but being new I was a bit apprehensive. I'd decided I'd hang back a bit and observe. I wandered into the "master" bedroom and was immediately greeted with the sight of Sarah and Carmela seeing to two of my fellow guests. Georgia was standing in the room and immediately called me over, so much for observation! She must have sensed my newbie status as she asked if I'd been before and hearing my negative response asked if I was nervous.
I told her I was a bit so to calm my nerves she kissed me a bit before kneeling and beginning an outstanding BBBJ. She kept this up for a while and then asked me if I'd like to lie down. She kept up the spectacular BBBJ on the bed and to my delight Sarah came over to join us. I enjoyed the feel and taste of her pert breasts while Georgia pleasured me. Sarah eventually decided to join Georgia below and began to see after the berries while Georgia continued her magic. Like most guys I've often fantasized about two women at once, I let Sarah and Georgia know this as they worked. Things got even better as Carmela joined as well. While Sarah and Georgia took care of me down below Carmela licked and sucked my nipples, something that drives me crazy. I finished in a daze, totally blown away by my intro to LMP. That multiple women fantasy? Check that off the list as well and truly satisfied!
After a bit of water and some rest upstairs I had the opportunity to sample Natalie. She too provided some nice hand and BBBJ action before sheathing and straddling me. She's quite attractive and I was enjoying the action but it seemed I'd been a bit ambitious in rejoining the party so soon. I stopped her, much to the delight of the punter who'd been waiting patiently for her.
I'm a bit of a voyeur so I wandered a bit, perving while others got on and then heading back upstairs. After chatting a bit I headed back down and was fortunate enough to encounter Jasmine, unattached and looking for something (someone? ) to do. (FYI, Jasmine has an absolutely fantastic backside! ) She was most accommodating and very fun. While Jasmine was on top of me Jennifer came in (I had been eyeing her for a while, she's quite the looker and has a magnificent body). She joined in, massaging my testes while Jasmine rode me. I quite recommend this.
Following that it was back upstairs for some more rest and conversation. Emma and I discussed their business and how people come to hear of LMP. She told me a lot of her clients are like myself, businessmen traveling to London who have heard of LMP online. She mentioned that she hadn't had a party in years that didn't include at least one Yank, I told her I was glad to be able to keep that streak alive. We discussed the idea of her traveling outside of London for special roving parties. I let her know that Rhode Island law would allow for parties with no worries of being carted off to jail. RI isn't the most populus state but it's close to both Boston and NY, I'd imagine she could find more than a few attendees!
I headed back down and voyeured a bit, watching a fellow punter I'd talked with shag Georgia. She has a wonderfully full backside, one that I found quite inviting. Carmela sat with me and was nice enough to lend a hand (and then a mouth) while we watched the two of them. Eventually Sarah wandered in and joined Carmela with me. Sarah eventually took over and nearly finished me off with her hands and mouth but I was holding out for Georgia and a rear view while I shagged her.
I'm pretty sure Georgia knew I had taken a liking to her as she came over after the other fellow had finished up and we went off in search of a bed. I did get to take her from behind and it is a lovely sight to watch her move while captured in her from behind. Having enjoyed myself repeatedly already my strength was flagging so Georgia finished me off manually, encouraging me to paint her breasts which I did with great gusto. I should point out that unbeknownst to me we were past the two hour mark by about 10 minutes. To her credit she was more concerned with sending me off happy than with watching the clock.
To sum up, in two hours I sampled 6 of the 7 women there, came 3 times and paid only 120 quid for it all. Converted to US dollars that's less than you'd pay for an hour with a single escort in the States. Truly a huge value for the money.
I was absolutely thrilled with my maiden visit to LMP and will certainly be back again. I dare say my clients in London probably need quite a bit more looking after, I'll have to visit them more often. I'm very interested in trying one of the Monday MILF parties on my next trip.
To anyone else who's never tried this, what are you waiting for? I was most nervous about the idea of other folks being in the room while I performed. All thoughts and anxieties over that were gone by the time Sarah wandered over to make my two women at once fantasy come true.
Thanks to Emma, Moss and most especially the lovely ladies of LMP for a truly wonderful time.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Hi KT,
Thank you for such a lovely report.
It was a pleasure to meet you and I hope you will be back again soon.
Just one little thing, the guy you met was actually Chris, not Moss. An easy mistake to make as Chris is the first guy guests meet when they arrive. Moss was unwell that day but hopefully you will meet him next time and you should spot the difference, 8 inches and about 50lbs!
Hugs & kisses
Lady M
Xx
Richard7249
05-17-09, 13:18
Having been married 5 years, I'm very nervous. Having NEVER done anything like this before. But I'm going to book in for Wednesday having seen all the reports and drooled over the pictures.
If you're reading this and planning to come at 1am on Wednesday. See you there. And well done LMP for a brilliant website and what appears to be a fantastic set-up.
Richard
Hey you LMP guys - and ladies
Great report KT. I'm a Dane often in London for business, your report are very tempting, as I have never tried LMP before and had the same worries as you express. Can you or somebody else give my guidance on the location of these beautiful and serviceminded ladies? - PLZ
I promise a full report in ISG of my experinces if I get there.
I'll be in London late May
Hi Emma,
I'm just a stupid Dane please advice me to find your website. Thank you!. Hope to see you at my next visit to London. From what I have read on these sites ai visit to you place and an introduction to LMP seems to be one of these experinces in life that you can't miss. Am I right?
Hi Emma,
I'm just a stupid Dane please advice me to find your website. Thank you!. Hope to see you at my next visit to London. From what I have read on these sites ai visit to you place and an introduction to LMP seems to be one of these experinces in life that you can't miss. Am I right?
I guess that the search function here on the forum is too difficult for you to use but I'm sure even a stupid Dane knows how to use Google. But. I like Danes (they make a great herring!) so here it is: http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/.
You'll need to call them and make a reservation if you're planning to attend. When you call, they'll give you directions on how to find the party.
And you can't really be a stupid Dane, because you're right that LMP is an experience not to be missed.
P.S. ....I'm not Emma, just her weekend stand-in, since she and Moss get some well- deserved rest on the weekends.
Firstly, Isseu thank you my stand in secretary. Sunday is the only day I have off (sort of). Its party fun starting with Monday MILF Club til Saturday afternoon special.
Guys please take time to read the website not just drool!!! Homepage will give you info on party dates and rota of the ladies attending. Forum is there to give you more info and join in the banter.
Any one interested in attending any of the parties please call any of the numbers listed on the website. When you reserve your spot we will give you directions to the venue.
Look forward to welcoming you all very soon.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Dirty Richard
05-19-09, 18:19
Had my first LMP experience today. We extremely tired but tough I better go having booked - and boy was I pleased I did.
Realy laid back atmosphere. The 2-1 ration might be misleading because actrually lots of men - including me - take time out to shower, watch the action or sit upstairs and enjoy a glass of beer and some nibbles (although the nibbled are better downstairs).
No offence to Jewel that I didn't com eby the way. The sight of her goind down on my cock was just mindblowing - although sadly by theni had already cum twice and was rather flagging.
I came four times, just going from room to room. At one time, I had two lovely Brazilian girls (I think) to myself.There I ws being gently wanked and ther second girl came over with ceremony and just crouched infront of me and stuck her finger up my anus. YYYYUMMMMMM!
Later on I was lying on a bed with Natalia. She kissed my nipples before working her way down to my cock. While she was getting down to it, the girl next to me was being shafted nice and hard on the same bed. Boy oh boy!!
This is just a sample of what took place over the two hours. I can't believe how briliant it was to be sucked, fucked and wanked off by 5 girls in one two-hour session. Lady M and Moss really have got these events down to a fine art. Nice croad of people and a bewildering array of really sexy girls all really caring about what they do, very good at making sure all th ets ind piece are clean before and after every bit of naughtiness and just drop-dead sexy.
I shall certainly return!
R
London has a reputation as being an expensive place for mongering but I defy anyone to argue with £120 for 2 hours with 7 girls! I've now been three times and both times managed to fuck or suck every single one - what a great experience. Not for the faint-hearted. I did see one first timer turn tail and run having not been able to get it up but the girls couldn't be nicer or more helpful.
Highly recommended
Richard & Flashman
I am very pleased you had a good time and many thanks for taking the time to feedback on here.
I hope it it not too long before you can come back and once again the delights on offer at the wonderful world of LMP.
Hugs & kisses
Emma
xx
Having read the pages here over recent months, I have decided I must test this out. So I'm booked in for Tuesday's first session, having arranged an appointment with a client (who has since cancelled!) to justify the trip to London. So now, my day is dedicated to the ladies of LMP and from what I read, I'm sure I won't be disappointed.
Wierdly (given that I have mongered much in the past), I have even trimmed my pubic hair in readiness - a total first! It feels more like a "date".
And, of course, my report will be here on Wednesday.
Warning!. QUITE ADICTIVE. HIGHLY RECOMMANDBLE)
The dumb Dane did it!. Attended my first LMP last Friday, and what an experience. That was not the stupidest thing I have done in may life I can tell you!. This was great!
5 men and 6 beautiful, charming and naked ladies!. Having SEX for 2 full hours! What a deal. I thought I were in heaven until Jodi replied "No you are just at LMP". Not matter if this is heaven or hell. I would like to go there
If you are newbie to LMP don't worry. The atmospfare are so relaxed and the girls are so charming and helpfully getting over your first nervousness.. But I'll warn you! If you do it once you are hooked!. I will surdenly return for more of this. I have already started working on my travelplans for my next visit ti London. Thanks to Emma and Moss for a great concept, I envy you a lot Moss being surrounded by so many beautiful ladies evry day, tell me if you need a sub Thanks to the girls on the late Friday LMP. You were all wonderful.
See you again,
Ken
Where to start? Well, I think an overall impression is useful first - from a monger's point of view, Lady Marmalade Parties are All Your Dreams Come True. Certainly I was drained upon returning home, it was even commented upon (!) when I got there. For that matter, I feel like a walking corpse this morning, and Mr Me feels as if he wants to retreat inside my body.
No need to detail the basic mechanics, it's well documented here and on the website. So down to the raw details.
First point to make is that all seven girls were stunningly beautiful, all seven girls have bodies to die for, all seven girls were willing participants, or at least gave that impression. I would strongly recommend turning up on time, and being one of the first into a room - I did this and on both occasions (I went for two sessions) - I was beseiged by multiple girls, all working to get Mr Me erect and smiling. As it happens, perhaps because some guys seem to leave early, I also finished both sessions with multiple girls working on me.
Perhaps because of nerves (this being my first time), Mr Me was not behaving himself fully, but these girls were determined, and never failed in their efforts.
On duty, according to the website, were Antonia, Jasmine, Jodi, Julianna, Lara, Malina and Monique. However I know of one girl who was there and not listed, so presumably one was absent. I'm sure I encountered all of them through my two sessions, and I did my best to commit names to memory, but when you have three girls playing with you, you don't necessarily want to stop and do a roll-call. So apologies to the girls not mentioned below.
Antonia is sex on legs, and as I told her, the website pictures do not do her justice. She gives the impression of living for sex, and even when she was not playing with me, I noticed her very enthusiastically playing with others. Note the "enthusiastically". She does also seem to get very moist very easily.
Jasmine is also very pretty, and I had a delightful one-on-one session with her, although I personally found the attempted prostate massage uncomfortable - probably just me.
Malina pounced on me immediately, and was very, very good.
Dani was not listed as working, but was indeed there. She is unbelievably beautiful, with a perfect body and great enthusiasm.
Finally, I had a couple of sessions with Lara, both memorable, as she was the first to get me There, and just before the end of the second session, I delivered DATY to her, which was received with Great Enthusiasm and followed by her and two others trying to squeeze the last drop of juice from Mr Me.
All the girls interact with each other like old friends, and it was rare indeed to see a girl not occupied - as soon as a man finished with her, she looked for another. And, of course, there is Em chivvying them along and making sure no man rests for long!
Overall, a truly memorable first visit, and I shall definitely return - normal mongering pales into insignificance beside this experience, so much so that I am cancelling my proposed trip to Vienna to test out Golden Time - it is cheaper and far, far more rewarding to visit another LMP. And I strongly recommend everyone tries it - no, on second thoughts don't, then I can be sure of always being able to get in.
Sorcerer81
06-11-09, 11:49
Hi,
Planning to attend a party next month and was wondering if they close for a summer break.
Thanks in Advance
Sorcerer
in the last few years, i have always flown into frankfurt as my hub for going into europe, because any layover there allowed me to do a little fkk. this may have to change in the future!
because i had business in london, i had to stay at heathrow for an early morning flight to the us. after studying my options, i booked the 7-9 party at lmp. it was easy; i just sent an isg-pm to emma during the week before, and she confirmed with sending me the address. i google-mapped the address and got a street-view. the best way to get there is to take the train from heathrow to paddington (no need to take the express train; the regular train takes 30 minutes and is less than 15 pounds roundtrip). lmp is within easy walking distance; about a 10-minute walk. (or hail a taxi, if you are directionally challenged.) btw, i am not giving away information here that you could not also get from their website …
i rang the bell at pretty much exactly at 7 pm and was directed to enter through the basement door down the outside stairs. chris opened the door for me, and then i met emma, who told me where to change, shower, and so on. she had me put my valuables (including the contribution) into a sealed envelope with my name on it for safekeeping.
the basic setup is that all of the action takes place on three beds in two bedrooms in the basement. the basement also has two showers and a dressing room, which has a weird swing-contraption, which can also be used for sex. if you need a break, you go upstairs and get a drink, eat a bite, and hang out in the living room. totally civilized! :d
five of the seven girls listed on the website for this evening were present: dani, jasmine, jewels, jodi, and monique. all but jewels originate from my favorite mongering country, brazil. due to the tube strike only 7 guys (including me) had shown up for the party. this may also be why georgia and julianna, who i really was looking forward to, were absent. if you think that 7 guys and 5 women is a bad ratio, you are wrong. magically, there seemed to be always two girls on me for the whole time.
so i rushed into the shower and changed into a robe. (next time i will just forget the robe; it is not necessary, unless you want to go upstairs.). as i exited the shower, emma asked jasmine and monique to accompany me to the second bedroom, the one which only has one bed. jasmine and monique are two stunning brazilian ladies, and i got to practice my portuguese on them a bit. (… which triggered more laughter than understanding, i might add). booyah! a pair of smoking-hot brazilian girls doing a dupla with me! i felt that i already was ahead, money-wise, in this deal. this lasted about 15 minutes and was as good as the best i have ever found in rio. (and if you read the brazilian part of the board, you know that i really love the brazilian terma scene!).
so now it is 7:30, and if the party had ended then i would have been completely happy with what i had gotten for my money: outstanding two-on-one sex with two red-hot babes, finishing with a roaring big-o while going doggy on jasmine. after shower number 2, i headed upstairs to get a drink. i had a nice cold beer and a slice of pizza, chatting with the 4 other guys who were hanging out there. if this was a german fkk, i might have killed the next two hours this way before making my next selection. but not here! after only 5 minutes or so, jewels came up to the living room and asked who wants to play with her. jewels is a lovely english girl, who has that porcelain skin tone, which contrasts so nicely with the cappuccino tones of the brazilian girls. so back we went to the room with the single bed, and jewels started with a hj/bj combo to get me back into working condition, only 10 minutes after i blew my previous load. btw, they go through buckets of lube here, let me tell ya… :) i could feel that the hj action would get me to completion pretty soon; so i asked jewel to mount me cg. what a sight; what a sight! we took it nice and slow, and after a few minutes switched to doggy.
then emma stuck her head in the room and asked why we were not mingling with the others. ok, fine with me. both beds in the main playroom were occupied with multiple bodies; so emma arranged the easy chair such a way that jewels could crouch on it, and we could both watch the other partiers while i boned her from behind. brilliant, as my british friends might say. i am not sure that i can adequately paint this picture of what i saw standing in my corner in front of the chair, on which jewels was draped so sexily contorted, while little euro drilled her without mercy. on my right was dani giving hand to a dude on one bed, and on my left were jasmine, monique, and jodi with two other guys on the other bed. and emma standing there, supervising the choreography. absolutely priceless; i wish i could etch this scene into my retina!
after taking a one-minute post-jewels shower, i went right back to the playroom and sat on the big bed, where now dani and again jasmine were starting to take care of me. jasmine wandered off, and monique drifted over. i sucked her perfect nipples, while dani sucked little euro. then i asked dani to mount me, and monique vanished from my view. after a while we switched to mish, and then to doggie, then back to cg.
lying next to me on her back was jodi. emma had brought in a pocket-rocket, and a guy was dutifully applying it to jodi. jodi draped her left leg over me, while i was lying next to her on my back with dani riding me. my left hand played with dani’s breasts and my right hand was on jodi’s leg and stomach. what a turn-on! as jodi started to moan more and more under the onslaught of the vibrator, i pulled out of dani. she pulled off the condom and finished me with her hands, with me kneeling in front of her and she sitting on the bed. i was facing jodi, massaging her left breast, and could see her face contort and then her entire body shudder, which in turn pushed me over the edge, squirting my third load over dani’s ample gorgeous breasts. oh man!
i went into the shower for a quick rinse, my fourth shower already. when i came back after just a few seconds, jodi was still lying on the bed, alone. so plopped down next to her and gave her a kiss, thanking her for getting me over the hump. she knew exactly what i meant, and i think she also had enjoyed looking into my eyes while both of us came. we cuddled for a while. at this point little euro didn’t even bother to shrink any more after ejaculation; i am pretty sure my entire blood supply had permanently moved there. remember the commercial for viagra, where they warn you to call a doctor in case your erection lasts more than 4 hours? well, i was halfway there ;), because little euro was hard for nearly the entire two hours i was at lmp. so jodi and i are wrapped around each other and dfked like a pair of young lovers, and she gently plays with my mast, comments how she likes my eyes (somehow brazilian women really get turned on by my eye color … i don’t know what it is).
i ask her if she has one more f*ck left in her. she smiles and gets on top of me. she starts with slow cg, then gets on her feet and pumps up and down on my rod like a jockey going down the final stretch in the kentucky derby. god, is this women amazing! (remember, this is her third party of the day!) as she finally tires, i pull her close, and sit up. she sits up on my lap, and i move her back and forth, which she apparently likes very much for the intense contact it provides for her. rocking back and forth slowly like this gets me tremendously horny, and i feel like i am swelling to new record size inside of her. i lift her up, give her a couple of pumps in the air, and then bone her as hard as i can in mish, with her legs pulled up almost to my shoulders. i feel that the end is near and let go. ahhhhh ….
while i am still collapsed on jodi, in comes monique and says that its pretty much closing time. what timing! :) i take my fifth shower, get dressed and head upstairs. i collect my envelope, and pay my 120-pound contribution, which in my book is a major steal! (less than half the price of my hotel room for the night.) in the kitchen i say goodbye to jodi, dani, monique, and jasmine, who are all heading out. chris is bringing me a beer, and moss, another monger, and i are having a very interesting chat about parties, casual sex, women, and the entire profession. moss has great insights, and his opinions happen to be exactly the same as mine. ;) while all girls i met here at lmp are gorgeous, moss insists that they also have to like what they are doing – otherwise they won’t last. it is also important that they can be all friends in this setup, as opposed to the fkk scene, where in the end all girls compete with each other. here, there is no up-selling and no whatsoever attempt at short-changing. you come here for lots of interesting sex with great-looking and very willing girls, and that’s what you get. i also noticed that the girls help each other out and assist each other when they feel it helps to get the guys to complete. man, is this a great setup!
we are watching a bit of the england-andorra soccer/football match, which is of course no contest. at 9:20 or so, i bid good-bye to moss and the lovely jewels, who had joined us in the living room, head out, and walk back to the train station. i can almost feel my legs buckle; that’s how drained i am. i walk past a lively pub and decide to stop for a pint, eat a bite, and watch the rest of the game, then catch the train. by 11 pm i am in bed at the airport hilton. those two hours of almost uninterrupted sex were pretty much the best of my life. thank you emma, and thank you jodi, dani, monique, jewels, and jasmine!
if you plan your layover right, you can lock your baggage at heathrow, take the express to paddington, partake in a 2-hour party, take the express back, all within three hours. i will definitely do this on my next european fuckation.
is lmp the best mongering experience in the world? since i am still basking in the afterglow, i have to say for me the answer right now is definitely yes. i like the german fkks for the ability to waste away a whole day and to pick from a huge number of choices. i like the brazilian thermas for the sometimes red-hot emotional involvement and for the seemingly endless foreplay in the boites. but when it comes to raw sex with multiple really good-looking fun and willing partners, sometimes in combinations of two or three, then lmp is pretty much unbeatable in my book. i have visited only once so far, but now i am a regular.
euro
Hi,
Planning to attend a party next month and was wondering if they close for a summer break.
Thanks in Advance
SorcererHi,
Sorry guys but we will be closed for summer holidays.
I don't have the exact dates but it will be last week in August and first week in Sept.
When I have the exact dates I will let you all know.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Well you've convinced me, Mr Euro - great report. One of the reasons for extending my stay a couple of days in London next month is to fit in a visit or two to Lady Marmalade Parties. At 120 pounds, it's basically the same price as a couple of hours with a single stunner in my home-town of Dubai. And from all the reports, it's guaranteed fun in a great atmosphere with multiple hot girls.
What a fantastic report! That's exactly the atmosphere of the parties. Mind you, I'm not sure all of us could match your energy... Thanks.
Is LMP the best mongering experience in the world? Since I am still basking in the afterglow, I have to say for me the answer right now is definitely yes. I like the German FKKs for the ability to waste away a whole day and to pick from a huge number of choices. I like the Brazilian thermas for the sometimes red-hot emotional involvement and for the seemingly endless foreplay in the boites. But when it comes to raw sex with multiple really good-looking fun and willing partners, sometimes in combinations of two or three, then LMP is pretty much unbeatable in my book. I have visited only once so far, but now I am a regular.
euro
Great vivid report! Would have ROD'd it but Tosc beat me to the punch. As your alter-ego, I was sure that you'd love it and become a regular.
Since you've commented in the past on my stamina, it's payback time- I counted 5 pops for you in less than 2 hours. Must be something in the air, and of course the magical ministrations of the marmalade maidens...
There's indeed something unique about the LMP air supply. Hard to describe until you've been there, but I have to agree that it's virtually unmatched in the Western world. The classy user-friendly setup, the great interaction with the ladies and between the ladies, the unbelievable scenes that you become an integral part of, the willing and gracious service by the ladies, are exactly as you so eloquently described. Emma, Moss and their fabulous ladies give us so much pleasure in such a pleasant environment in such an intense period of time that you come out feeling like you can conquer the world. That afterglow you described stays with you long after you're back on these less amenable shores.
We gotta go there together some time soon!
Ladies Must Phuck Forever!
While researching LMP, I found several other similar clubs online. They're not mentioned on ISG, but are discussed on other 'punter' sites (hint hint). So in the interests of research, I think I'll try LMP one evening, and also try a few of the other places that use the same format, to see how they compare. I'll report back objectively, as usual.
While researching LMP, I found several other similar clubs online. They're not mentioned on ISG, but are discussed on other 'punter' sites (hint hint). So in the interests of research, I think I'll try LMP one evening, and also try a few of the other places that use the same format, to see how they compare. I'll report back objectively, as usual.
...and there's a bunch of reasons why I stopped going to those and give all of my hard-earned quid to LMP. There are reports on the London thread on some of the other London parties (Use the Search function and look for "gentlemen parties" or "Sacred Rose"). The other clubs are not as good on all counts. LMP stands out, on a much higher level than the others. But, as always YMMV, so they may work for you. We'll of course look forward to your objective comparison studies.
What a fantastic report! That's exactly the atmosphere of the parties. Mind you, I'm not sure all of us could match your energy... Thanks.
You know, I had no idea I had this much energy in me :D. But Jewels has the absolutely magic touch with hand jobs. (I have never been much of a fan of HJ, but here I must say it was a real treat). She got me back in battle condition, and then I just fed off the incredible energy of the girls.
You know, I had no idea I had this much energy in me :D. But Jewels has the absolutely magic touch with hand jobs. (I have never been much of a fan of HJ, but here I must say it was a real treat). She got me back in battle condition, and then I just fed off the incredible energy of the girls.
Jewel's new picture on LMP's site does not do her justice. She is a treat not to be missed and her HJs are one of the best. She went down the slope with mine in her left hand and another's in her right as she proudly pointed out that she knows how to ski.
She is so proud of her jelly buns which are just perfect.
Emma,Jewel,Moss and the entire group, thanks
While researching LMP, I found several other similar clubs online. They're not mentioned on ISG, but are discussed on other 'punter' sites (hint hint). So in the interests of research, I think I'll try LMP one evening, and also try a few of the other places that use the same format, to see how they compare. I'll report back objectively, as usual.Hi Piper,
As a regular at LMP and also a frequent visitor to Dubai, I can assure you there is nothing to compare it with anything in Dubai.
As for for other similar clubs in London, just try the best first and you probbaly will not bother with any of the others!
WB
Hi,
Sorry guys but we will be closed for summer holidays.
I don't have the exact dates but it will be last week in August and first week in Sept.
When I have the exact dates I will let you all know.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxHey Emma,
I was planning a trip to London around then.
When will you know your dates so I could change mine!
Really looking forward to my first LMP experience!
S
Hey Emma,
I was planning a trip to London around then.
When will you know your dates so I could change mine!
Really looking forward to my first LMP experience!
SRight Guys
Got my holiday dates. Closed from 22nd Aug til 8th Sept.
Two weeks of sun, sand and ........
hugs and kisses.
Emma
Xx
NiceGuyJames
06-16-09, 08:25
Right Guys
Got my holiday dates. Closed from 22nd Aug til 8th Sept.
Two weeks of sun, sand and hugs and kisses.
Emma
XxHi Emma,
Are Jewels and Sarah still working as they are my fav and if so they are scheduled anytime soon.
Thanks
Hi Guys,
We are going to hold a Charity Summer Ball on Thursday 25th June. Those who have attended a previous event will know what this entails but for the newcomers, I will give a little info.
There will be 2 parties on the day, 1-5 and 7-11. The theme this Ball will be ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ To get an idea of how hot the girls look in costumes, look on party pictures section.
The line up and exact numbers will not be announced til nearer the time but in order that no girl is left out, we just split all the available girls into 2. This normally means about 12-14 girls per party. We will also have a couple of our beautiful Milfs at each party.
As for guests, well to be honest, this is not for anyone who likes a quiet intimate event. This will be a full blown house party with champagne, good food, laughter, pretty girls, gregarious guests and that something extra downstairs! Typically, with 14 girls we have about 22 guys. Because this is a very special party, we cannot offer shorter stays, only a place for the full four hours. The contribution for 4 hours of debauched fun will only be £220 and from each contribution, we are donating £20 to charity. The chosen charity this year will be The Stroke Association, http://www.stroke.org.uk/.
Those wishing to attend, please contact Moss at [Email address deleted by Admin]. Alternatively call us on [Telephone Number deleted by Admin].
Hope
Hope to see you all then
hugs and kisse
Emma
xx
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Hi Emma,
Are Jewels and Sarah still working as they are my fav and if so they are scheduled anytime soon.
ThanksHi,
Yes both Sarah and Jewels are still partying . Please take a look at the weekly rota on the home page of the site, which gets update every Sunday.
hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Hi Emma,
Are Jewels and Sarah still working as they are my fav and if so they are scheduled anytime soon.
Thanks
I'll second that toast to Jewels and Sarah. Both wonderful girls in completely different ways. They both made a great impression on me.
Right Guys
Got my holiday dates. Closed from 22nd Aug til 8th Sept.
Two weeks of sun, sand and ........
hugs and kisses.
Emma
Xx
Just my luck. Can't change our dates. The wife has picked a non-refundable cruise around those dates
Emma. Can you suggest any alternatives.
NiceGuyJames
06-17-09, 19:25
Hi,
Yes both Sarah and Jewels are still partying. Please take a look at the weekly rota on the home page of the site, which gets update every Sunday.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
XxSorry, a silly question.
I somehow managed to miss the line up on the site.
I think Euro100 just ruined my life... ;-)
I was checking out the FKK Oase thread in preparation for a visit this week- my first in a year - when by chance I saw a link to his LMP report from a couple of weeks ago.
What? Less than an hour and half from where I live? Why am I paying for airport parking+flight+car-hire+entry+sessions when for less than half this I can try LMP??
So last week I headed to my first LMP. What can I say. All that stuff other people have written – it’s all true.
Very relaxed experience. 6 girls, about 8 guys. Sessioned with 5 of the 6 girls present, including two or more at various points. The one missing from my list was the truly stunning Lorena (gorgeous in the pics on the website, better in the flesh if that’s possible), always occupied when I was free.
Favourite? Toss up between the two French girls: Antonia and Cleo.complete opposites physically, but both really lovely, and also, of course, very good at what they do. Antonia is bleach-blonde, taut body, face much softer and prettier than the pics on the website. The view from behind, of her lying on her stomach, legs spreadeagled as she blew some lucky punter was priceless. Buxom Cleo, 19, fun and attentive, very easy to strike up a rapport with.
I shall return. Probably more often than I should.
Best,
A
What can I say?
Lady Emma and her girls on the track with their eagerness to give the best service in London meanwhile their followers closedown due to credit crunch.
Last Tuesday I had great time with Jasmin, Loretta, Antonia & Lara, Lucy and Cleo. They all made me a happy man. Heavens for two hours.
Hope to see you soon.
I think Euro100 just ruined my life... ;-)
I was checking out the FKK Oase thread in preparation for a visit this week- my first in a year - when by chance I saw a link to his LMP report from a couple of weeks ago.
What? Less than an hour and half from where I live? Why am I paying for airport parking+flight+car-hire+entry+sessions when for less than half this I can try LMP??
So last week I headed to my first LMP. What can I say. All that stuff other people have written – it’s all true.
Very relaxed experience. 6 girls, about 8 guys. Sessioned with 5 of the 6 girls present, including two or more at various points. The one missing from my list was the truly stunning Lorena (gorgeous in the pics on the website, better in the flesh if that’s possible), always occupied when I was free.
Favourite? Toss up between the two French girls: Antonia and Cleo.complete opposites physically, but both really lovely, and also, of course, very good at what they do. Antonia is bleach-blonde, taut body, face much softer and prettier than the pics on the website. The view from behind, of her lying on her stomach, legs spreadeagled as she blew some lucky punter was priceless. Buxom Cleo, 19, fun and attentive, very easy to strike up a rapport with.
I shall return. Probably more often than I should.
Best,
A
Once you're hooked, you're hooked. Man am I jealous. If I lived less than an hour and a half from LMP, I would probably never go home, and save lots of dough on electricity, water, food, mortgage. Return? I'd never leave.
Nice report. Happy to hear that you got your inspiration from my alter ego Euro100, who I believe got his inspiration from yours truly. The circle of mongers goes on. Your report will in turn entice some others who have been apprehensive about taking the bait to pop their LMP cherry.
He hasn't ruined your life. He's just added years to your life expectancy. Thanks for posting.
I shall return. Probably more often than I should.Hi Avutarda
Welcome the wonderful world of LMP. It is a great addiction and there is no cure or patch.
So glad you enjoyed yourself and we look forward to welcoming you each and every time.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
What can I say?
Lady Emma and her girls on the track with their eagerness to give the best service in London meanwhile their followers closedown due to credit crunch.
Last Tuesday I had great time with Jasmin, Loretta, Antonia & Lara, Lucy and Cleo. They all made me a happy man. Heavens for two hours.
Hope to see you soon.Hi Rizla,
I am glad you had such a good time and I like to think we keep going as we keep offering the best entertainment in town!!!
Look forward to your next visit.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xx
Once you're hooked, you're hooked. Man am I jealous. If I lived less than an hour and a half from LMP, I would probably never go home, and save lots of dough on electricity, water, food, mortgage. Return? I'd never leave.
Nice report. Happy to hear that you got your inspiration from my alter ego Euro100, who I believe got his inspiration from yours truly. The circle of mongers goes on. Your report will in turn entice some others who have been apprehensive about taking the bait to pop their LMP cherry.
He hasn't ruined your life. He's just added years to your life expectancy. Thanks for posting.Iseeu my darling,
Stop writing these flattering things and get your ass to a party. We miss you.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxx
Iseeu my darling,
Stop writing these flattering things and get your ass to a party. We miss you.
Hugs and kisses,
Emma
xxx
He will, he will; if I am not mistaken, he will attend the 4-hour summer party today. Man; I am bummed that I cannot attend :(
Iseeu: we expect a blow-by-blow account of the proceedings.
I think Euro100 just ruined my life... ;-) Awwrighttttt!!! Glad to be of assistance! :) Welcome to your new life!
But look at the positive side: If you have to "ruin your life", at least you can do it discreetly in London. (Unlike a certain governor of a Southern US state, who flew to BA and ruined his life very publicly. I am willing to bet that if he had ever tried LMP, he would have never gotten himself into the hot water he is in now.) Remember, there is always a legitimate cover reason to go to London for business!
BTW, if anyone on this board like to watch porn on TV in their hotel room, then I would seriously advise against going to an LM party. Why, you ask? Well, because you will see (AND DO!!!) things at LMP that make all porn on TV boring by comparison :D
Happy to hear that you got your inspiration from my alter ego Euro100, who I believe got his inspiration from yours truly. Yup, true! It is always easier to try a new place, if someone you know and trust has already blazed the trail (and posted a report!). I read an LMP report from Christopherd (who was my squadron leader for a couple of mongering days in Rio) and then one from you; so I knew LMP was a must on my to-do list. And do I did! :D
NiceGuyJames
06-27-09, 23:24
Looks like LMP is financed by a few guys in this forum. If you are looking for quantity than quality LMP is ok, but if it is quality you are looking for, never go to LMP, look somewhere else.Where do you suggest?
My Kapitan
06-28-09, 05:22
A late report. Tried LMP for the first time a few months ago and found that pretty much everything said here is true, in fact I indulged in two helpings of marmalade on consecutive days once in the evening and once in the daytime when I wrote the bulk of this report and a couple of times since.
Called from the tube station and was given easy to follow directions to the venue by Moss. Entered via the lower door which goes through one of the bedrooms, on subsequent occasions I have used the main entrance. I was on time so no action started but got a few glimpses of scantily dressed babes in lingerie. It’s as all the reports say – clean and well organized. I was shown the showers and the changing room by Emm. Lightweight robes and towels are supplied. Valuables are placed in an envelope and left in the care of Moss. I showered (again as I had just had one in the hotel but it seemed to be expected – fair enough) and then went upstairs to the lounge and introduced myself. Moss is an amiable host and keeps up an interesting conversation and commentary. Drinks are included and also snacks.
Well I had not come to talk so I made my way downstairs. I am very experienced in group action as both a monger and a swinger so I was not apprehensive about other guys being there but I wasn’t really prepared for the nerves pre first visit. This caught me by surprise although the lovely Helena soon put me at ease (or attention). Two couples were already in action – one guy getting a BBJ and the other going down on one of the girls. The girls are exactly as per the website pictures. Helena was free, she was naked except for black stockings and got me going by masturbating my knob. I laid back on the bed and she gave me a CBJ – disappointing as I obviously prefer BBJ – but it still did the trick. Soon she was riding me cowgirl. The other guys were fucking on the larger bed adjacent to this one, the sight of this and the sight of her tight ass while doing her doggie as she reached through and massaged my balls finished me off – superb.
I showered and had a brief rest upstairs. The evening continued in the same vein. I took 4 of the seven girls. I didn’t come while fucking any of these girls – note all full sex is covered (good).
Fortunately most of the girls were game for BBJ most memorable was Paloma who can suck golf balls through a hosepipe. Her BBJ technique has to be experienced – a combination of sucking you wanking you and massaging your balls is excellent. She was my last girl that night and I finished fairly spectacularly over her tits and hit her face with it as well - much to her delight and those spectating. You have no need to go any where else in London after this place!
I did the Saturday afternoon party after the Friday evening one but upped my ratio to five out of seven again with two shots!. Similar experiences and well worth the money, of particular note was Jewels who is good for 2 up – a favorite of mine as I love being at either end! No anal action seen (not my scene anyway).
My only real criticism is the over use of lubricant by all the girls. I would also comment this is no GFE the girls are working girls full stop. Some here have said this is like swinging – its not and doesn’t even come close. My wife and I are very experienced swingers and it’s a far more fulfilling experience. This is fairly frentic with all the guys trying to get as much as possible before the time is up whereas a good nights swinging either at a club or with a group of like minded friends is far more relaxed and satisfying. Even so in fairness to LMP the numbers present are well thought out and there was no queuing, actually quite the reverse with Emm having to cajole some of the guys into action on each occasion.
I have been a couple of times since but the novelty has worn off slightly for me – but that’s not to say I won’t go again.
Overall I can say this is a great experience especially if you are into groupsex.
Bizarrely I preferred the evening session as the level of conversation between the guys in the lounge was better and more interesting – on the Saturday afternoon it seems to be the football crowd deceiving the wife!
As they say – just do it.
Looks like LMP is financed by a few guys in this forum. If you are looking for quantity than quality LMP is ok, but if it is quality you are looking for, never go to LMP, look somewhere else.Hi Ben,
Thank you for your detailed and insightful review of LMP. In light of your valuable previous contributions to the forum, I am sure the other members will treat your review with the respect it is due.
I have no doubt that during our next shareholders meeting, our many financial backers on here will take me to task for running an establishment of such poor quality.
Hugs and kisses,
A much chastised Emma
Looks like LMP is financed by a few guys in this forum. If you are looking for quantity than quality LMP is ok, but if it is quality you are looking for, never go to LMP, look somewhere else.How many parties have you been to at LMP?
I would envisage a few if any judging by your comment about the lack of quality.
Kap - good to see you posting again. Nice balanced report about LMP. I'll be in London in about a week, and will definitely give LMP a try.
For a great change-Try MILF Monday.
Looks like LMP is financed by a few guys in this forum. If you are looking for quantity than quality LMP is ok, but if it is quality you are looking for, never go to LMP, look somewhere else.
This poster is clearly an idiot, as can be determined by seeing his other 2 posts on this board.
Anyone can check the posting history of punters like me, who have hobbied all over the world, to see that we are not just blowing smoke when we write good reports on LMP.
R.
This poster is clearly an idiot, as can be determined by seeing his other 2 posts on this board.
Anyone can check the posting history of punters like me, who have hobbied all over the world, to see that we are not just blowing smoke when we write good reports on LMP.
R.
...I also feel that the glowing reports are sometimes a bit too much, including the exchange between Emma and her admirers, whuch are not really informative. I am quite an experienced monger, and , yes, I recommend LMp for having a good time in london, but there are many other opportunities of all sorts, and, as said rarely on this forum, there are some criticism to be said too. Kap post in this respect is well balanced.
Again, nothing against LMP, and is indeed GVM, but some of us have the right to say that is the tone of this thread is sometimes excesssively enthusiastic.
...I also feel that the glowing reports are sometimes a bit too much, including the exchange between Emma and her admirers, whuch are not really informative. I am quite an experienced monger, and , yes, I recommend LMp for having a good time in london, but there are many other opportunities of all sorts, and, as said rarely on this forum, there are some criticism to be said too. Kap post in this respect is well balanced.
Again, nothing against LMP, and is indeed GVM, but some of us have the right to say that is the tone of this thread is sometimes excesssively enthusiastic.Only enthusiasitc because it it true.
Looks like LMP is financed by a few guys in this forum. If you are looking for quantity than quality LMP is ok, but if it is quality you are looking for, never go to LMP, look somewhere else.Yes. LMP is a terrible place: DDD if you haven't done such a thing before and most probably you have never had seven girls to service you in this life and before. I guess you should have had some experience (you have got only three reports in ISG including above one) before entering this world.
There are better places in London from Kings Cross&Soho to Shepperds Market or Streatham High Road. From 10-1000 pounds. You look somewhere else and come back to see the difference. Most of us has seen better or worst.
And I confess I am one of the financier of LMP. Whenever I am in London I get my divident which is paid by those sweet pusy cats.
It's an LMP thread for goodness sake, so most of the posts are by people who have been, often several times, and overall very happy with the service.
Anything wrong with that???
In the interest of balance, here's the downsides:
It's a party, not a private intimate session. If you don't like other guys with their willies out while you're poking, don't go to LMP.
The quality of the girls is consistently good, at least 8's. If you like screwing the occasional dirty skank - and I am not knocking it as I like doing it myself occasionally - don't go to LMP.
The free food and drink is along the lines of nice nibbles and fairly average wine. If you want michelin food and dom perignon and are prepared to pay for it, don't go to LMP.
Several guys will be screwing the chick you fancy the pants off. This goes for most GDPs. But at LMP it's more in your face. If you prefer a nice wee fantasy world (other than group sex and sometimes fancy dress), don't go to LMP.
Emma, Chris and Moss are pretty nice people. They make you welcome like it's their home, treat you with respect, generally don't treat you like a punter, and even raise money for charities. If you prefer hard-nosed business, don't go to LMP.
I'm all for threads on other areas of *****mongering not covered by LMP. But there has to be the demand. None of the other party clubs have got the same following. Uncle Bill has wiped out a lot of the streetwalking scene. Adultwork and independent escorting are too big to have much common discussion about the girls you've met. Which leaves LMP.
I agree the overall nice tone about LMP experiences can leave some people feeling nauseated that they haven't been. The best corrective is not to uproot the thread or throw muck. Just go and have a session there.
I have to say that I was annoyed at the comment below. I have gone twice to a LMP party and not only are the girls sexy as hell but the whole setup is placed so you feel relaxed. I would dare say its better than several FKK places I've been to in Germany. Food is good and always plenty of spirits for your pleasure. Emma is a jewel and Moss is a cool due who will watch your stuff while your visit. Chris is always making sure your fed or your glass is always full. Piper, you need to go a check it out dude! Your reports are well respected as a Senior Member.
Emma, Moss, and chris I have T-shirts for you guys on my next visit over the pond.
Be safe!
OK, Ben, you caught me. I am also a financier of LMP! (So far only 120 pounds :(, but I am hoping to buy additional shares when I am in London next time.)
Other parts of my financial empire have seen much greater investments: Bernds Schieferhof, Atlantis (now closed), ColA, Oase, Golden Time, and FKK World in Germany, Adelita Bar in Tijuana, 4x4 and L'uomo in Rio are some of my favorites and thus have received massive influx of my capital. In the next few months and years I plan to shift a much greater allocation of my vast wealth into LMP holdings, though. :D
There are on the order of 100 other places that I have visited once, but then declined to make part of my long-time investment strategy (Malibu, Atlantik, Palace, Sudfass Munich, Ulm, numerous Laufhauses in Germany, VM (sorry Chris!) in Rio, many places in South and Central America, the entire city of Amsterdam, the entire state of Nevada, the entire country of France, and others come to mind). See, I am a very selective investor, who puts a premium on value. :)
As for the quantity/quality discussion: 5 to 7 girls is actually not a lot. You wanna see a lot of girls in one room? Go head for Help! in Rio, where on a good night you can see 200 to 300 willing members of the female sex waiting to trade their goods for you "financing".
Quality, you say. What is quality? GFE? OK, then you have come to the wrong place at LMP. Example: while I was boning Jewels doggie style on the easy chair, another guy came over, and she stuck his member in her mouth. OK, not GFE at all. But that's also not what I came there for. No loss for me.
What I like about LMP is that it is such a different experience than a brothel or an FKK. There, you engage one girl (or two, maybe) at a time. Here, you have the pick of 7, one or more at a time, and you can do a little or a lot with them and not have to spend time in half-hour increments. Not to mention that they all have a great attitude, which makes the sex much more fun. And, I definitely have some voyeur and exhibitionist traits which are satisfied by the party aspect. If you are a private person who doesn't like to have sex in front of others, then it will take a little more getting used to. But it's worth it!
R.
I don't think we should spent more effort on comments to Ben, her is just a jerk who dosen't know how to enjoy himself, petty for him. Lets concentrate one our mutual interest LMP at Emma and Moss place which for myself, who only have attented once, must say I'm hooked and I'm looking forward to my next visit to London to where I'll never go again without dropping by for a party. I would really like some comments and experience from the MILF parties, who can share experience?
LMP is just great fun and great sex in a very relaxed atmosphare, thanks to Emma & Co.
See you
NiceGuyJames
06-29-09, 22:43
Lmp
Should be commended for the effort alone, they have reliable line ups, 2-1 max ratio a decent setup, good location, decent people, good attitude girls
They are in my opinion the most expensive of parties but are also the higher quality of parties so you do get what you pay for.
I'm quite happy to pay an extra £40 for the, reliability etc but many people look at that as above there budget etc which is fair enough
There are alot pricks out there that make up that girls work for them. Are working on XYZ day etc,
LMP is a party, who went there thinking it was a GFE?
Hi All,
Feel compelled to contribute to the recent flurry of reports and comments about LMP. As for my own credentials, have seen plenty of venues spanning from Thailand/cyclone, golden triangle, premier etc in the middle east/help, luomo and centuraus etc in another part of the world and Fkks including Bernds several times.
I discovered LMP this year and have so far been there. Think 5 times. I would mostly agree with MK's report. Good to see your report on this thread Kap. Speaking of issues about GFE. I presume GFE being referred to here is not in the sense of 1:1, but whether the girls connect with you or not and how they treat you. To examplify, non GFE (which makes it apparent that these girls are working and not partying. As Kap has said) would be a girl not warming up to you, trying to wank you off with extremely liberal use of lube and trying to avoid sex when thats what you want and then she leaves you in the mddle of the session without saying a word. Incidently, this is what I saw jennifer and a couple of others do on my last visit. GFE on the other hand in this set up for me is. Good chemistry and apparent display of enthusiasm reflected in DFK and overall attitude. And there are girls (not all though) who deliver all this at LMP. I would say most of my experiences have been fine but also that there have been very few occasions which did leave me rubbed the wrong way. Not literally though. LOL. In fact after some lessons, you know which girls are easy to connect with and otherwise. BTW, Piper. Pm me and I will share this with you. Also let me know the date and will see if I can make it on the day as well.
One thing that I cannot fault LMP on is the hospitality and warmth of Emma, Moss and Chris. They are all wonderful people.
Bottom line for me is that generally speaking LMP delivers waht it says on the tin. Go without any expectations and you will have fun.
Hi Ben,
Thank you for your detailed and insightful review of LMP. In light of your valuable previous contributions to the forum, I am sure the other members will treat your review with the respect it is due.
I have no doubt that during our next shareholders meeting, our many financial backers on here will take me to task for running an establishment of such poor quality.
Hugs and kisses,
A much chastised Emma
Quality reply, Emma...
I paid my first visit to LMP a while ago and while I wasnt disappointed, I am not sure I will return.
The three hosts are very friendly and service minded, the facilities nice and the girls hard working.
However, of the 7 girls present, I was only very attracted to one girl and reasonably attracted to two more. I would not say the other girls were ugly in any way, they were just not my type. Moreover, I thought it was a bit tricky to connect with the girls, it felt a little bit like the girls were workers at an assembly line of hard cocks...Of course one shouldnt expect GFE under the circumstances but it still makes me hesitant towards a revisit.
The presence of other men in fucking action didnt turn me on at all, it was merely distracting.
I would absolutely recommend LMP for anyone curious of the concept but I am not sure it was my cup of tea.
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