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Shamas
10-03-05, 06:10
I purchased my ticket for LIM, 19 Nov to 2 Dec and have gotten some very good help from NJ Dude, RichII and mi homie Don Rivers, thanks to all and I know I'll be asking even more questions. The purpose of my visit is to explore all of the beautiful Peruvian women, both professional and semiprofessional. I've mongered for over 45 years and have hit all of the major areas except South America, this trip will take care of that. I've been going to Costa Rica for the last couple of years and it's a great place but I really want to go to Lima and check out Peru. It's looking very exciting. This past year I also did two SEA trips, Thailand & Cambodia, LIM is so much closer and hopefully saner.

I just noted a reply about a hotel being in the city center and get the feeling that the city center isn't the place for a Gringo, expecially an older plumper graying gringo who stands out like a search light at night. I also remember reading "don't go on the beaches after dark", again I guess it's a matter of being mugger and assaulted. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm leaning towards Miraflores and the Hotel Las Palmes, but I can't seem to locate a website for them, any help would be appreciated. I've got a website for the Miraflores Colon Hotel, it's a bit more pricey than what I'm looking for but will do for a night or two while I check out other hotels.

I don't require an expensive hotel, they all look alike when the lights go out but I would like to be closer in than way out in the boonies.

I've read and scanned so many pages, Jackson needs to add a section to each major city just for Hotels and Resturants, sure would simplify matters.

I've read and read, Lima section, General info and NibuR, I have many of the web sites for the models and excorts that have been mentions plus NJD and Rich II both have given me many phone #. I'll be meeting Don Rivers this coming weekend so I can pick his brain.

Presently my only pressing need is to determine which Hotel I'll stay at.

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

Leparticular
10-03-05, 10:02
Shamas,
I'm in the same boat as you. I'll be travelling from the 12th - 27th Nov. I've been doing some research and I'll share what I have so far with you. The only thing though, to me the budget hotels will be last resort. I'll be looking for a furnished apartment or an apartment hotel first. That might be a good way for you to go. I've seen listings for $150 a week which translates to $300 for two weeks or basically $20 a night. Having said that I've collected a few budget hotel listings (mostly from peru-hotels.com) to fall back on if I can't find a good apartment down there, which seems kinda difficult to attain (the search for the apartments that is) I'll post them here.

For starters I found this residencial sori and sounds very good. Check the website out.
http://www.residencialsori.com/

Other ones I found tonight were:

Casa de Baraybar Bed & Breakfast
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limcasarm.jpg
Miraflores, Lima,
Near Maria Reiche's Park, 1 block from the ocean, 20 minutes from downtown, in Miraflores, Lima.

STAR RATING:3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$):
• Single $26.00
• Double$32.00
• Triple $39.00

RATES INCLUDE: 10% Hotel Service Charge, Continental Breakfast, Transfer to airport for stays more than 2 days


Continental Hotel in Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limcontrm.jpg
Location: Downtown Lima in Lima's historic central area.

RATING: 3***

HOTEL: 80 rooms, restaurant Roof Garden restaurant with cable TV, Coffee Shop, 24 hour room Service, Laundry.
ROOMS: Private baths, direct dial telephone, color TV with remote control. Non smoking rooms are also available.

Rates : Rates are in US Dollars and are per room per night, include all service charges.
Single $29.00
Double $35.00
Triple $45.00

Hotel Esperanza in Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limesperex.jpg
Two blocks from the main park of Miraflores, 10 minutes from the financial center of San Isidro, y 20 minutes from downtown Lima.
HOTEL AMENITIES: Cafeteria, Restaurant, Bar, Private secure Parking, 24 Hour room service, Airport transfer service

STAR RATING:3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$, INCLUDES 10 % HOTEL*SERVICE*CHARGE):
• Single $34.00
• Double $40.00
• Triple $47.00


La Casa de Los Sanchez Hotel , Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limcassex.jpg
LOCATION: Exceptionally well located near restaurants, shops in Fashionable Miraflores

ROOMS: Private Bath, Direct Dial Phone, Cable TV, Minifridge bar.

STAR RATING: 3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$):
• Single $35.00
• Double $45.00
• Triple $55.00
• Suite $59.00



Mariel Hotel in Miraflores, Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limariext.jpg
LOCATION OF HOTEL: Near the Indian Artesian Shops in Miraflores, Lima, Peru

ROOMS: Cable TV, Private baths, Phone

STAR RATING:3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$, INCLUDES 10 % HOTEL*SERVICE*CHARGE):
• SINGLE: $45 High Season, $40 Low
• DOUBLE: $55 High Season, $50 Low
• TRIPLE: $65 High Season, $60 Low
• SUITE:$x

Hostal Martinika Hotel in Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/limartinrm.jpg
LOCATION OF HOTEL: In the San Isidro District with easy access to the most important commercial and financial areas in Lima, the historical center of the city as well as to the International Airport.

ROOMS:Private Bath, Phone, Cable TV, Modem Connection, Hair drier

STAR RATING:3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$, INCLUDES*10% HOTEL*SERVICE*SURCHARGE):
• SINGLE: $30
• DOUBLE: $36
• EXECUTIVE*SUITE: $45
• SENIOR SUITE (with Jacuzzi):$57


Melodia Hotel, Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/melodiaext.jpg
LOCATION:Located in the commercial district of San Miguel, rapid access to the International Airport (06 km) around 08 minutes, in front of the Commercial Mall in Lima near San Miguel Shopping Center and Marina Park.

ROOMS: Our rooms are fully carpeted and decorated. They are equipped with a private bathroom, closet, security safe and are finished with furniture in fine wood and books by various contemporary authors. Our suites also come with sitting room that, upon request, can be accommodated with pull-out beds and a mini-bar or can be furnished with spacious environments that have a bathroom with a tub and refined decorations in marble.

STAR RATING: 3

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$):
• Single $35.00
• Double $45.00
• Suite $68.00



Pukara Miraflores Hotel, Miraflores, Lima, Peru
http://www.peru-hotels.com/images/pukarext.jpg
LOCATION:Near The Beach in Miraflores

ROOMS:Private Bath, Phone, Cable TV, Minifridge bar.

STAR RATING: 2

ROOM RATES (PER ROOM PER NIGHT IN U$):
Single $19.00
Twin $24.00
Triple $34.00
Quadruple $50.00



Hostal Roma, Lima
http://www.andeantravelweb.com/images/hotels-lima/hostal_roma_lima_01.jpg
Address: Jr Ica 326, Central Lima

Room Rates Single Twin / Double Triple
Shared bathroom US$13 US$20 US$27
Private bathroom US$16 US$25 US$33


Some apartments I've found so far.

http://www.trav.com/findabed.php?ChosenCity=Lima&ChosenCountry=Peru


http://www.viviun.com/Rentals/Peru/Apartments/

Member #4351
10-03-05, 16:20
Gentleman,

This theme has been discussed many times on the forum. The general consensus is that its is usually best to stay in the Miraflores area. Many have come before you and have determined that the Las Palmas is good for the very budget minded monger, less budget minded, the Marìa Luisa and after that the Colon for those who have a little more $$. For those with lots of money or who come down on an expense account, the Marriot doesn't hassle those who bring in chicas. However Las Palmas has thin walls, the Marìa Luisa insists on IDs for the girls and you can't bring in more than one. This is why one should RTFF. IMHO. But there are tons of places here. Hostales on just about every street.

Jaimito Cartero
10-03-05, 17:53
Well you may be able to get 2 chicas into your room there, I know I did. However, it's not easy, and the front desk did call up after an hour telling me that it was time for one of them to go.

The new list of hotels and places to say it interesting. Since I'll be coming later this month for almost two weeks, I'm not sure if I'll try and rent an apartment, or just go with a hotel. I may be trying out a few Cybercupido girls, and I think I may want a hotel front desk between me and them if I don't want to see them anymore.

Surfer
10-03-05, 18:30
Perhaps Jaimito is more charming (or tipped the front desk better), but I have it on reliable authority that for the last month only 1 guest at a time. Word is some street girl stole from a guest etc.

So I did not even try and force this issue but moved to a love motel on Aramburu (5 minutes by taxi North of Miraflores) with similar facilities for saame price. But NOT walking distance to all the places in Miraflores (like at ML). But unless you intend to take two at a time (or chicas with no ID), Maria Luisa is hard to beat IMHO.

I DEFINITELY would NOT stay downtown. Barranco and San Isidro are both fine, but Shamas would stand out as an inviting target in Centro.

Jaimito Cartero
10-03-05, 18:49
Perhaps Jaimito is more charming (or tipped the front desk better), but I have it on reliable authority that for the last month only 1 guest at a time. Word is some street girl stole from a guest etc.

So I did not even try and force this issue but moved to a love motel on Aramburu (5 minutes by taxi North of Miraflores) with similar facilities for saame price. But NOT walking distance to all the places in Miraflores (like at ML). But unless you intend to take two at a time (or chicas with no ID), Maria Luisa is hard to beat IMHO.

I DEFINITELY would NOT stay downtown. Barranco and San Isidro are both fine, but Shamas would stand out as an inviting target in Centro.

Yeah, I do like to charm the desk chicas a bit. Actually I was trying to see her outside or work. I did tip her after I brought the chicas down, but nothing up front.

I only have a few threesomes a year (and usually not planned), so it's not much of an issue for me.

Lima Busy
10-03-05, 20:57
I am flying to Peru next month and was wondering anyone hooked up with a guide, if so at what cost? I see some are presenting themselves over here, but I need crystal clear upfront notice of any costs or any other benefits (e.g. if you only introduce me to women who you will also benefit from / get comission)? Sorry for asking, but I once had the experience of a guide who first told me he was just helping for fun, but constantly tried controlling me what places to go which women to pick, until I decided to move on by my own. I have travelled around te world and have good experience on how to find my women. However, a quick intro to the scene always help. I can also bring some good from the US in exchange.

Thanks,

Fun Pete
Fun Pete,
I do not know of any guides here in Lima. Maybe you have read about this on a different site. When Nibu was living here, I heard he was a guide of sorts.
If you come across somebody good, please share your experiences.
Have a good trip!
LB

Hoof Hunter
10-04-05, 01:53
....have been that way for a while, at least since last year. It's nothing new. 1 female guest per male guest allowed. They may allow a 2nd up for a few minutes, but only a few minutes.

If you haven't figured it out, the place doubles as a normal hotel and a monger hotel. And yes. Mongers have gotten robbed of money and other things by chicas before. Hence the rules. Now they call back up to the room when the chica is leaving to be sure that all's well.

FYI, one of the girls (my now ex-main contact there) at the front desk recently (August) got fired as a result of a monger situation and lost money. She'd been working there for a while prior. I've been trying to help her by directing her to some of the other hotels in the area to find employment.

Shamas
10-04-05, 04:28
Thanks so very much for the hotel info. I had looked at so many reports and it's difficult to sift through the girls, hotels, resturants.

I did shoot Jackson a note the other night and wimpered and sniveled a bit so he put in two new sections, Lima Hotel reccoms & Lima Resturant Reccoms. He did the same for San Jose CR.

Again, thanks so very much, it was quite nice and much appreciated.

I had tried to look up Hotel Las Palmas on the net and just got one trip report, I just looked again and found their web site. I also located the web site for Maria Luisa. I added the web addresses to the new Hotel section.

Again, thanks to all for their time and efforts

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

Surfer
10-04-05, 17:36
not to pry, but i am curious what the desk girl did that got her fired? the primary desk girl had that sullen lima personality and rarely smiled (even though i did get her a nice tip). the free internet in the lobby of ml is a great perk, but i prefer looser rules regarding guests. at least there are no guest fees (a real pet peeve that causes me to switch hotels-i.e. don jaime in cali)

Hoof Hunter
10-05-05, 07:51
not to pry, but i am curious what the desk girl did that got her fired? the primary desk girl had that sullen lima personality and rarely smiled (even though i did get her a nice tip). the free internet in the lobby of ml is a great perk, but i prefer looser rules regarding guests. at least there are no guest fees (a real pet peeve that causes me to switch hotels-i.e. don jaime in cali)

mind you, this happened in august. didn't inquire as to exactly when, nor who the dude was, not that i'd care.

i know which chica you're talking about. there are two chicas that work there that look very similar, they always confuse me. however, one is pretty cheerful, the other pretty stern.

there was a 3rd chica that worked there (i'll only refer to her as m) who supervised the other 2. she also pulled desk duty sometimes. well apparently something went down, and some dude must have gotten robbed by some chicas. he somehow contacted the owner and m got caught up in it and was fired. she still doesn't even know exactly what happened. i gave her some info on other hotels in the area, but with her very limited english, it has been a tough go for her. selfishly, i just hate that i can't set up reservations by msn messenger with her anymore.

you must remember, some of the chicas from tequila rocks and pizza alley can be trouble. mongers bring some of these girls back to the room, have a session or two, pass out, the chica leaves with a few extra things. the receptionist assumes all is well. the next morning, dude makes a stink about losing things.

the rules are now in place to protect dudes from themselves and bad chica experiences. i don't exactly agree with them, but i can live within them as there are no safeboxes in the rooms. i just hate when my normal chica friends get the 3rd degree about coming upstairs with me together.

i like the place, personally. calling the hotel 30 mins before you head home with your chica, from tequila rocks or wherever, and having them start your jacuzzi for you (esp. when the jacuzzi suite is only $45/day) is a wonderful thing. lol!!!

Shamas
10-06-05, 06:04
I've been reading so many pages they are starting to run together. About a dozen pages back one of the guys reported that LA is overtaking SEA as the favority P4P destination.

IMHO LA has prettier women. SEA is less expensive for girls, food & lodging but not that much less.

When I flew to BKK it was a 28 hour trip from the time I left mi casa. Going to LIM will take less than 12 hrs total.

I just don't think that the vast majority of the SEA gals are as pretty as the latinas. Most of the latin bomb shells have tits, pooters, bbbj skills and pooters. SEA, just lots of working girls but not as pretty as LA.

Just MHO

Shamas O'D

Leparticular
10-06-05, 10:58
Gentleman,

This theme has been discussed many times on the forum. The general consensus is that its is usually best to stay in the Miraflores area. Many have come before you and have determined that the Las Palmas is good for the very budget minded monger, less budget minded, the Marìa Luisa and after that the Colon for those who have a little more $$. For those with lots of money or who come down on an expense account, the Marriot doesn't hassle those who bring in chicas. However Las Palmas has thin walls, the Marìa Luisa insists on IDs for the girls and you can't bring in more than one. This is why one should RTFF. IMHO. But there are tons of places here. Hostales on just about every street.

I've settled on the Maria for now, for the first few nights as I might be travelling to the interior to experience more of peru and I might test the waters in Lima a bit more and see if there's anything more to my liking.

General consensus between frequent travelers to a particular area is IMO the best advice one could receive and I've heard enough about the Maria to be convinced that it is a good place to stay.

Although, I've had this idea of getting my own damn apartment, where I could come in "unchecked" and the ladies I bring back don't have to show I.D's and what not, but I found it hard to obtain as of now.

So, I'm thinking, land in Lima and stay for a couple of days while looking up apartments and set one up. Go up to the mountains for 3-4 days and come back and spend a week in Lima again. or something like that.

P.S. What's RTFF?

Leparticular.

Member #4351
10-06-05, 15:19
Read the Fucking Forum

XXL
10-06-05, 18:45
I may be in Lima next month so I might as well enjoy it.

First I would like to register with an "introduction agency" just like I did in Cali in the good old days, provided the fee is reasonable. Not that I'm thinking of marriage, what I want is to have my pick of girls to accompany me to restaurants when I'm not mongering. Pros are useless for wining and dining, they more or less insist on getting paid for their time and they feel cheated if all you want is someone to chat over a baby-beef and a glass of wine. Does someone have an address?

I would also be grateful for a tip on a good "motel". "Motel" is the word used in Brazil, I think they're not called that in Peru, I'm not sure about the meaning of "hostal". I mean a place, not necessarily a cheap one, where you bring girls and pay by the hour for rooms specially designed for sex, booze etc. I would be grateful for tips on ones that are in Miraflores and offer the best perspectives re secrecy and wickedness: everything brought to your door, no questions asked, a client's wish is his command as long as he pays his bills etc.

I know I'll get egg on my face for this but I can't resist throwing in this last question: is barebacking an option in Peru or do you get introduced to the first HIV positive girl available the moment you mention it, like in Brazil?

xxl

Member #4351
10-06-05, 19:28
1. Go to the office of matchingsys.com when you get here and offer them a sum of $$ for say, 10 introductions. A friend of mine did that and almost ended up getting married. Doing it in person may be cheaper than doing it on-line. He asked for recommendations. The site is run by evangelical christians, so don't ask for a girl who can give a BBBJ.

2. Hostal = Motel They are all over the place, some nicer and more expensive than others...some check girl's IDs, some don't. You can also stay in them while you are here. For example the Marìa Luisa serves as both a "motel" as well as a hotel.

3. I bareback here sometimes. I live here and have a good knowledge of who I am doing it with.

Surfer
10-07-05, 20:03
Peru is MUCH lower, as is Colombia. There are WAY fewer sex tourists in both than in Brazil. IMHO, there is a DEFINITE connection. Nuff said.

Lima Busy
10-07-05, 22:28
1. You can also try Limaladies.com here in Miraflores. Same deal, you can walk in and cut a deal. As with most agencies it is a two way process, so the better you look the better your results.
I think you would have better luck going the internet dating route and paying the 20 bucks for a month.
2. For more specifics on "love motels" try a search in Nibu's site, I remember him writing about fantasy rooms in the "la marina" district.
3. General rule of thumb "No barebacking" the Pro's here have been highly educated. That bieng said, if you have a friend/friends here it can sometimes be arranged with a regular chica.

LB

Member #4351
10-08-05, 16:31
Nibu was talking about Hollywood Suites on La Marina. Next to some discos with chiquitas. Before I purchased "David´s bachelor pad", I went there a few times. A fantasy room with jacuzzi will cost under $20 for as long as you like, (obviously not more than a day). Includes a welcome rum and coke for you and your lady. All the rooms are named after movie stars. I don´t remember what the BD SM room is called, they show you pics at the front desk and you can visit the different unocupied rooms to make your choice before you pay. I don´t think that they asked for the girl´s ID either. The La Marina area is the street with all the neon and sandwich places that you pass on your way to Miraflores from the airport. Depending on traffic, its around 10 to 15 minutes from Miraflores.

Lima Busy
10-08-05, 19:07
lima mongers,
i am in the final stages of completing the business plan for the timeshare/apt. rental/r.e. management company i have talked to some of you about. the plan is to buy four luxury apartments here in lima along with a duplicate of “saint’s” ba website (www.apartmentsba.com). there will be 26 shares offered at $13,000.00 per share and there are currently 8 available. if we achieve the projected 50% occupancy rates, investors will receive an 11.7 % return on equity. in addition as long as they hold their shares they receive a lifetime one week timeshare in one of two of our premier penthouse duplex apartments. description below:

both apartments are in the building known as “torre balta” 810 malecon balta, miraflores.

penthouse 1- one bedroom (118 meters) duplex apartment (17 and 18 floors) the second floor features a roof garden/bar/sunning area and 3 person jacuzzi. it is complete with views of the city/ocean/club terrazzas and the famous suicide bridge. it is complete with 30” sony tv/ surround sound theatre style dvd/ premium cable/high speed internet/24 hr doorman/luxury modern décor. upstairs also has a bbq chaise lounges and dining table.

penthouse 2- two bedroom (160 meters) duplex apartment (15 and 16 floors) equal furnishings complete with 1000 sq ft roof garden with ocean and city views and 3 person jacuzzi.

we are planning to add on more apts thru management agreements which will serve to significantly increase percantage returns along with anticipated r.e.appreciation.

these are just some of the highlights. i will not be bringing this up again,so if you are interested please pm me and i will be happy to answer any questions.


lb

XXL
10-09-05, 11:15
Nibu was talking about Hollywood Suites on La Marina.

Indeed, I've just run a search in Google and here they are :

hollywoodsuites.tripod.com/index.htm

You need to add "http://" in front, I removed it so as not to violate the ban on URLs in the forum.

Jaimito Cartero
10-09-05, 11:43
Indeed, I've just run a search in Google and here they are :

hollywoodsuites.tripod.com/index.htm

You need to add "http://" in front, I removed it so as not to violate the ban on URLs in the forum.

I don't think there is a ban (Or if so, I'm in trouble, because I give complete web addresses all the time), but more of a ban on advertising places, or constantly recommending one business.

Artisttyp
10-18-05, 18:12
Well waiting till the right moment proved to be worthwhile.I just bought my ticket to lima today for $570 on delta(expedia).The only catch is I leave lima at 1:30 am on the day I leave but it beats paying almost $800/900 for the ticket.

I will be in lima from october 25th till november 8th.Let me know if anyone is intrested in getting together for a chat.

Also would someone be able to verify a hostal named Hostal Jose Luis on Francisco de Paula Ugarriza 727. Not for mongering but for local.I hear you can be in miraflores and still be out of the loop.The cost per night is $10 and they pick you up at the airport if you want.I found it on frommers.com so it must be legit.What do you think or should I just stay at hotels recommended on the forum? I dont like to bring girls back to my room it would be only for myself.Thanks a bunch

Artisttyp

Member #4351
10-18-05, 21:16
You´re definitely out of the loop there. It´s on the other side of the freeway from where the action is, but you can walk or take a taxi. By the way, if you aren't coming for mongering, what are you doing on this forum? There are probably plenty of S.A. tourist forums around which would better suit your needs.

Artisttyp
10-18-05, 23:00
Yes I'm coming for mongering as well but unlike other people I dont like to bring girls back to my room. Sorry not to make my point clear enough. You are very right about the location of the hotel thank you. I'm booked at hotel maria luisa a recommendation from the forum.I will write a report when I return.It should be intresting since I'm young and speak spanish. I'll let you guys know!thanks

Surfer
10-19-05, 00:05
Was looking at a webspecial for a quickie to Colombia, but the only one is to BOG and . . . . .

But I couldn't help but notice $300 RT to Lima, although with a change of planes in BOG (of course). Sadly I lack sufficient time for a Lima trip, but am trying to get David up to Colombia during the Belleza Nacional.

Artysttyp says he is going for the "local" not mongering, but might mean he just wants to ROOM to sleep in as he will monger in love motels (or onsite chongos like Trocadero). I prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt (HATE to ASSUME he is a non monger trying to leech information from the brethren).

Fun Pete
10-19-05, 05:23
Can I purchase a pre-paid SIM card in Lima? I have a worlwide GSM phone and usually get a local SIM card. If so, any special place I need to go to?

I am more into Semi-Pros, is Tequilla my best bet?

Thanks!

Fun Pete
10-19-05, 05:41
How late are the bars / clubs open in Lima, hope not like California where last call is 1:30am? I am arriving at 11pm on a Tuesday night, proably be in my Hotel by 1am, any chance to go out that late?

Thanks

Lima Busy
10-19-05, 17:14
Fun Pete,
No problem purchasing a sim card here. Go to the office of Claro(formerly TIM) on Ave Larco.

The bars generally stay open until the last person leaves. In the case of "Tequilas" usually around 8-9 am in the morning. During the week "Calle Pizza" normally shuts down at 3am.

Last night I was out and the Miraflores bar scene was dead by midnight.

Tequilas normally does not get going until 1-2 am. Every night is different some nights it is all Pro's other nights it is a mix.

You really need to plan ahead and stay flexible. Make a list of the Chica's you wish appointments with, The Bano's Turcos and Chongas. Then at night time you can explore the bar scene along San Martin if you are older or the Disco scene if you are a kid.

Here is a typical weeknight and why you should make plans.
My wife was out of town for a few nights so I decided to go out a bit while I was single. Monday night I went out to watch the baseball and football games down at the "Corner". I was with two friends and our "housekeeper". "M" was all over me in the bar, but I backed off because my other buddy had not shagged her yet. It got late and there was alway's tomorrow, so i just went home.

Last night I went out fully intending to get laid. I went out about 7pm to meet a friend. I was having coffee on Pizza street and was approached by 5-6 twosomes wanting to do a threesome. As I had plans to go to the casino and thought I would hook up with "M" later at the casino, I turned them all down.

I was at the Hacienda until 10pm as a buddy of mine is dating one of the dealers. Needless to say "M" was still occupied with another friend so I had to improvise.

After I went back to my apartment to take the dog for a walk.
While I was walking "Osho" the babe magnet, I ran into two real cuties down the block. We talked for awhile and they agreed to do a 4some with my buddy Ian who was waiting for me at Cafe Z. I told them I was going to get my buddy and would meet them at 11pm at las Palmas.

When I get down to Z, Ian is already chatting up two 45y/o ex model types.
It has been years since I had slept with anyone over 25, so I decided to blow off the other two.

We end up closing Z at 12pm and it is obvious we are going to have to put more time into this before we score as they are non working types.

So back to Pizza street to resurect the 4some. Needless to say they were gone and it was "Skank city" We hit the "Old PUB" "the Flying Dog" "Benchley Arms" even the "karaoke bar" on the diagonal, Nothing,nada, dead.

As I will not deal with the Tequila hassle, we both went home.

LB

Artisttyp
10-20-05, 01:50
Yes I am your brethren and value the information posted here. If you would like to read my posts on mexico you will see that I have experience. The only place I bring girls back to my room is in Cabarete, DR maybe I will feel that comfortable in Peru. I just prefer to go about my own business afterwards. The whole idea of hanging out with a girl and pretending you both have a thing for each other doesn't appeal to me. I'm after the sex and getting off. I prefer to go to chongos or casa's de citas then you don't have someone mooching off you afterwards. Everyone has there own thing I guess. I also try to find places that I can monger and do outdoor activities like go biking/hiking etc. Since I work on computers all day. I feel it's a waste to go so far only for pussy thats why the DR appeals to me because I can practice surfing and 4 wheel atv etc. I hope this clears it up. I would hate for people to think that I'm not sleazy.

Lima Busy
10-20-05, 17:31
Because living in Lima is like having your own private club, we like to interview prospective new members!

Good news, you passed with flying colors!

Welcome to Lima and please leave it in the same condition you found it!

LB

Surfer
10-20-05, 20:40
I think you will be ruined for the DR after experiencing Lima.

From your self description, I think you will like Las Cucardas (and Trocadero to a lesser extent). HOWEVER, you will NOT like the hours (Troc closes at 10pm I believe and Cucardas at midnight). Tequila and Pizza Alley are more late night options but more pricey too.

LB: Let me get this straight: you had a foursome arranged with two young hotties but blew them off because you had not slept with an older woman in two years? Brother perhaps a trip back to the US is in order to cure your case of temporary insanity. Perhaps you have forgotten, but up here in Hell there are LOTS of horny soccer moms in their 40s, but the 18-25 YOs I prefer won't give a fortysomething like me the time of day ):

By the by: I hope M's youth and vigor is not all used up by the time I get back to Lima (February most likely, when it is WARM and sunny!)

Jaimito Cartero
10-20-05, 21:48
I'll be in Lima for 12 or 13 nights, so hope to meet some of the locals while I'm there. I'm going to try and set up a couple of dates with some of the Cybercupido chicas I've written to. We'll see how big of a mistake this is.

John Sperm
10-21-05, 14:07
So fellas save me some of 'M" for when I get there in Feb..... and I already making plans with a Elementary school girlfriend of mine she is hooking me up with the casino gals .. I loveeeeee Peruuuuu

Lima Busy
10-21-05, 16:12
LB: Let me get this straight: you had a foursome arranged with two young hotties but blew them off because you had not slept with an older woman in two years? Brother perhaps a trip back to the US is in order to cure your case of temporary insanity. Perhaps you have forgotten, but up here in Hell there are LOTS of horny soccer moms in their 40s, but the 18-25 YOs I prefer won't give a fortysomething like me the time of day ):

By the by: I hope M's youth and vigor is not all used up by the time I get back to Lima (February most likely, when it is WARM and sunny!)

Surfer,
Thanks for the kind words over in BAQ. Actually my last three girlfriends in NYC were all under 30 as well. But you are correct it probably was temporary insanity.

I should have mentioned that the girls in question were "Calle Pizza" chica's.
as we all know they are hard core with only the occasional gem and although they were hot, they were hard to the bone.

I actually saw them again wednesday night and blew them off again.

I was at the "old Pub's" anniversary party. It was great bash with free whiskey, champagne great food and some of Lima's hottest liquor/beer models in those great little outfits. I was sitting outside facing the street and talking with a model, when these two come up to the glass partition and try to get my attention. When I went over, I gave them some BS why I did not show up the prior night and told them I was busy and would hook up with them later.
My friend Bill saw me talking to them and told me the tall black one luv's anal and alway's is ringing his buzzer in the middle of the night. I decided at that point never to get involved with these chica's as my primary apartment is only a few blocks away and my wife and I are alway's walking in the area.

My wife is a extremely posessive young peruana and alway's gets pissed when the girl's come out of the restuarants to give me besito's.

Lima Busy
10-21-05, 16:26
So fellas save me some of 'M" for when I get there in Feb..... and I already making plans with a Elementary school girlfriend of mine she is hooking me up with the casino gals .. I loveeeeee Peruuuuu
John,
Hopefully it is the six foot blond who works the "Hacienda". This chic has one of the most incredible bodies I have ever seen. The Casino chics can be lot's of fun but are used to high rollers spending money on them. In Lima you can use your cellphone at the tables. When a chica gives you her number never write it down or she will get fired, instead pretend you are dialing and put it into the phone memory.

The girls working the graveyard shift are perfect for afternoon fun.

Bueno Suerte,
LB

Lima Busy
10-22-05, 22:52
Ever notice how animals can sense a storm approaching, I think it has to due with changes in barometric pressure?

Well there is evidence the LCN in Miraflores has developed a spinoff of this capability.

I have had a few nights off this past week and have been hanging around "Pizza Alley" more then I normally would. In my other recent reports I mentioned I was inundated with offers for threesomes.

Well I expected Friday night would present even more interesting opportunities. I was with a buddy at the Old Pub at about 11pm sitting outside for a better view. My buddy commented that he had seen literally dozens of hotties heading down here past the Arabe restaurant a hour or so before while having dinner.

We both thought "How Strange" there are barely any chica's here now parading around, no semi-pros in the bars and restaurants and even the younger ones are not lurking around back. Strange indeed!

Well we paid our tab and figured we would head over to the Flying Dog where you can sometimes catch the girls waiting for tequilas to start rockin. As we walked down the alley PNP trucks pulled up in back, Security pulled up front and no less than 50 officers swarmed down along with video cameras.

Alas, it looked like one of the prez's Iraq invasions gone bad. Not a Pro to be had, every one standing around scratching their collective heads.

Ahh, the LCN and their mysterious way's

LB

Lima Busy
10-24-05, 07:46
My buddie and I recently bought a new apartment to use as a shag pad and as the furniture was finally delivered today we decided to test it out. We went out to a few hangouts, but because it was sunday night and they just had the raid on friday it was pretty quiet We went down to tequilas as there is no cover and picked out a chic to celebrate with us. We met a skinny blonde Argentinian with giant natural titties who was new in town but I swear I have seen her pic over on the BA site. Anyway we took her because she was the first one to accept 100 soles to do the both of us. Turns out we hit it off and she confided with us she was a lesbian, so we said we were gay but were bored with each other. Had a great night, actually the reason I am writing this is because my buddy is shagging her now and I am out of cigarettes. I normally do not tell people to go to Tequilas, but if it is late nite,last minute,absoultly have to have it now kinda thing, I may not agree but I understand (as Chris Rock used to say) Marciello,BBBJ, no anal,no pictures heading up to Cusco tomorrow may be back in town friday.

LB

Surfer
10-24-05, 23:14
Marcello would be a GUY! LOL! She does sound she has a great attitude, and 100 to do a threeway is almost Trocadero pricing! Next trip I'll try her (and, thanks to David, I know some other lovelies not averse to group action LOL).
Still planning on Feb. Bummer about the no pictures though. C'est la vie.

By the by, looks like I will be able to arrange a quickie to Colombia in November so if you can convince the wife you have a business trip up there to discuss a joint venture with david and I, I'd love to show you guys around El Dorado.

Artisttyp
10-26-05, 13:38
Artisttyp here checking in. I arrived in lima last night am staying at the maria luisa hotel. Thanks for the advice because the other hotels are a little expensive.

If anyone is in town write me a post.

Till later!

Lima Busy
10-27-05, 16:01
Once again I stand corrected. I will never be able to get these girls names straight.

As it turns out Mariciella was a hardcore Lesbo. After she got her money instead of going back to tequilas she headed directly to the Gay disco "Downtown" to hook up with her girlfriend. My buddy wanted to go in with her in the hopes of doing them both, but she said her girlfriend was "Mucho Celosa".

As I know you are into such "things" Downtown is on Psje. Porta a block or so east of Benavides. I have been told by quite a number of girls that it is a great place to go on Sunday nights for very high quality "threesomes".

LB

Lima Busy
10-27-05, 16:26
Welcome to Lima. As a ex-Ny'r myself I am sure you will have a great time. I think I might have passed you on the street last night. Did you happen to get into a cab in front of Pizza Street last night at 10.45 with that mother/daughter team? I was not sure as you said you do not bring back girls to the hotel. I happened to be banging a freebie on the 7th floor of the "Maria Luisa" last night at about 12:30 and will probably be back there tonight.

LB

Jaimito Cartero
10-27-05, 18:42
Artisttyp here checking in. I arrived in lima last night am staying at the maria luisa hotel. Thanks for the advice because the other hotels are a little expensive.

If anyone is in town write me a post.

Till later!
Don´t forget to log out of the computer at Maria Luisa, when you´re done. :)

Jaimito Cartero
10-27-05, 18:50
I got in to the airport last night a bit before midnight. The immigration lines were horrible (Use the first one or two lines to the right, much faster.) Took me 45 minutes to get through. Then 25 minutes for my lone piece of luggage to show up.

I prefer to get a taxi inside instead of going through the throng of Taxistas outside. The Green Taxi folk started at 45 soles, then 40, then 35. I told them I´d pay 30, and they took it. It´s funny since their placard in the taxi says 35 soles. I´d be pissed if I agreed to 45 and then saw that inside.

The taxi driver took the beach route to Miraflores, which had me nervous when he turned off the main street onto a real deserted street. Seemed pretty fast though.

I had 100 soles from my last trip, and this covered the taxi and the ¨special¨ room at the Las Palmas. They didn´t have my internet reservation, but grudgingly found me a room. Nothing special, but I´ve stayed in much worse. No noise problems here.

I had tried to email the Maria Luisa, but their site was down. I never got response from the Nido either. I walked over to the Maria Luisa, and asked about a discount for a longer stay. No luck. I decided to look at their cheapest room (for comparison purposes to the Las Palmas), and it was way better.

The bed in the Las Palmas may say orthopedic, but it´s certainly nothing special. The beds at the Maria Luisa are worlds better (very firm).

I decided to try the Matrimonial (50 soles) room at the ML. No fridge, but otherwise good. I had the Jr Suite the last time here at 85 soles, and it was nice.

I got 3.36 on the street for dollars.

I´ll be here for almost 2 weeks, so hopefully I´ll discover lots of new stuff here this trip.

Artisttyp
10-27-05, 20:43
ok guys I'm here(hotel maria luisa) but I'm not getting it. I've done alot of mongering. A taxi driver almost begged me not to go to 2 brothels listed in the forum. He said the neighborhood is really bad. I thought that to be weird since he would be making money off it. Instead he settled for $1 cab ride around the block. Calle de pizzas is lame I heard they got busted and the ads in the newspaper are solo girls that want you to go to them they wont come to the hotel. I'm young speak spanish and have alot of mongering savy but its not working here. Dominican republic is easy, mexico is easy, ecuador is easy peru so far has been difficult. Hotel maria luisa is cool. I'm glad I stayed here. Whomever is around from the forum Id like to meet you. You can just ask at the front desk for the new yorker with alot of tattoos. I don't want my room number listed here. HELP

Sorry I forgot to log out earlier. When I get back I will susscribe to this forum and give it my loving financial support. HELP!

Member #4351
10-27-05, 20:57
Yes, unfortunately for those of us who live here and get paid in soles, the dollar has strengthened quite a bit during the last few weeks.

Lima Busy
10-27-05, 21:02
The taxi driver took the beach route to Miraflores, which had me nervous when he turned off the main street onto a real deserted street. Seemed pretty fast though.

I got 3.36 on the street for dollars.

I´ll be here for almost 2 weeks, so hopefully I´ll discover lots of new stuff here this trip.

JC,
That is actually the fastest route to Miraflores. I drive it a few times a week and you do have to drive thru a pretty scary area of "San Miguel" a major drug area to get to the Malecon that leads you down to the "Circiuto La Playas". Most drivers will bring you back up in San Isidro and take Ejercito to Pardo into Miraflores. They do this to avoid the more direct (cobblestone road) embajada Balta which runs in front of my apartment.

HERE COMES THE HISTORY LESSON:
Embajada Balta is the oldest road in Peru. The cobblestones came from Spain, used as ballast in their ships. This road went to Cusco and was built by slaves. The Spanish then used the gold they stole from the Incas's as ballast on the return trip.

I hope you have a good trip, if you want to get together for coffee or a beer, I will be out and about tonight. Flying Dog across from tequilas tonight about 8 or Cafe Z friday about 11:30 AM.

Artisttyp, you are welcome to drop by if you are around.

LB

Svtlord
10-27-05, 21:46
A girl I passed some time with confessed that her greatest fantasy was to have relations with another girl...a girl who was somewhat dominant. Another girl I knew had told me that her fantasy was to have relations with a submissive girl. One's birthday is today and the other`s birthday is tomorrow, so as a kind of dual present...I introduced them to each other a few hours ago. Neither had been with a girl before. I got my hands on a large strap-on and other vibrator and left them with the toys. They wanted to be alone (embarrassed I suppose), so I stayed in the connecting room (with a good view). After they got into it, I snuck up on the dominant girl who was screwing the other with the strap-on and stuck my dick into her while she was doing the friend. She was dripping wet. Anyway...here are some photos:Freaking awesome!

Still looking for a couple of girls in Mexico that are willing to what you got to experience. Thanks for sharing!

Jaimito Cartero
10-27-05, 21:57
Yes, unfortunately for those of us who live here and get paid in soles, the dollar has strengthened quite a bit during the last few weeks.

Well, I´m sure the sol will come up. It seem everytime I go someplace and want to change dollars, it goes down the whole time I´m there. The real went down 2 or 3 percent while I was in Brazil last month.

Jaimito Cartero
10-27-05, 21:59
I hope you have a good trip, if you want to get together for coffee or a beer, I will be out and about tonight. Flying Dog across from tequilas tonight about 8 or Cafe Z friday about 11:30 AM.


I don´t have any plans yet. If I´m up, I´ll drop by the Flying Dog. I don´t know where Cafe Z is, but sure I could find out. PM me your name, or some other hint to find you. :)

LuvumBare
10-27-05, 22:45
I need to add some miles to my FF account to keep Platinum so I am planning a quick visit to Lima. It has the most miles for the lowest cost.

I'll stay for a couple of days and want to arrange some entertainment. Ideally I'd like a girl to meet me at the airport (2330 Arrival) come with me to my hotel (Marriot) and stay at least until morning. If she likes me and I like her, I'd keep her for the 2 days I'll be in town.

If you have read my other posts, you know I am on the high side of 50 and carry a few extra pounds (6'1", 230lbs). Since I am not as lucky as you young studs, the girl does not have to be worried about being pinned to the bed forever. Usually 3 a day - morning, siesta and night - if I am lucky.

The deal seems pretty good - she gets a few days in a 5 star with use of all facilities - pool, spa, mimi-bar. I would like her to speak fairly good English so she can take me on a tour of town. Since I am a nice guy, I could be persuaded to take her shopping for reasonable items. Of course, she would also be paid for her "time".

Her age can be mid to late 20's. I don't want a hardened pro, more likely a semi-pro or advanced amateur.

Since I do not speak or read Spanish, I need a litttle local help in setting this up.

If you have any ideas, please let me know. PM if you want to keep things private.

'bare

XXL
10-28-05, 13:47
ok guys I'm here(hotel maria luisa) but I'm not getting it. I've done alot of mongering. A taxi driver almost begged me not to go to 2 brothels listed in the forum
Probably Cucardas and Trocadero. I think Trocadero is miles away but Curcardas is more accessible. Don't take a taxi driver's advice at face value, especially if he proposes to show you a place of his own choosing: that means he gets a cut. Try visiting the brothels at an earlier time, the town is less scary then.

As to some of the girls not being willing to come to you place, this may be because you're staying at a rather downmarket hotel and they don't sniff the big tip. Some girls may be reluctant to venture too far afield late in the evening but won't mind visiting you during the day.

I know what you mean about the Pizza Alley area. When I fist came to Lima one year ago I wondered where all the alledged girls had gone. Lots of normal couples, but no noticeable P4P action. And it was cold, I had forgotten to bring along a sweater. I went back to Las Américas and had a good night's sleep.

It got better on subsequent days. I'll be arriving in Lima tomorrow (Saturday) night. I may call the "Newyorker with a lot of tattoos" provided my plane doesn't arrive too late. I'm not a Lima expert but the idea of having to travel on my own at night outside Miraflores doesn't appeal to me either.

Member #4351
10-28-05, 15:16
Artisttyp, María Luisa is not "down market". Go to the Cucardas and if you still aren´t having any fun, go back to Ecuador. Or talk to Jaimito Cartero who is in your hotel and an expert. If I knew you I would send somebody by.

Jaimito Cartero
10-28-05, 15:54
Whomever is around from the forum Id like to meet you. You can just ask at the front desk for the new yorker with alot of tattoos. I don't want my room number listed here. HELP!

I´m in room 404. I´d be using the computer in the lobby, but the little punk 9 year old won´t get off the computer.

Yes, some of the taxi drivers can be timid, but you can find one that will take you. I´m hoping to go the brothel that was posted here a few weeks ago next week.

Lima Busy
10-28-05, 16:45
Sorry for your problems, but you said you did not want to bring chica's back to your place. Go to the Perutops or chicatops website as you speak spanish and look for chicas that will come to your hotel. Most Internet chicas stop working at 10pm. Troc should be gone to about 5:30-6:30. tell the cabbie you will pay 20 soles each way and another 10 soles to wait for you. These guys do not want to drive out there because they have no fare coming back and gas is $4.50 a gallon. Cucaradas should not be a problem. You have to remember in Miraflores the tourist pay 3 soles to go around the corner. they can make 20 soles in no time and not spend any money on gas.You should have done more research into the places you wanted to go and the girls you wanted to see. Always remember the 7P's (Prior Proper Planning Prevents [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) Poor Performance)!

LB

Surfer
10-28-05, 17:37
Curious what happened to David's post with the pictures of those two girls who had never been with another girl. David was kind enough to introduce me to them too, a highlite of the trip really, and i'd like to see the pictures he posted.

Artystp: For a newbie who has never contributed anything to the forum you sure are expecting a hell of a lot of help, and are quite whiny too IMHO. If you re so young and cool and your Spanish is so good, you should be KILLING it in Lima. Lima is SO much better than Ecuador or Mexico, and I know both pretty well. Read the perutops forum man, or go to relax and vida and ask for Camila. There are two great tips. Or if you want to go cheap find another taxista and go to Cucardas.

Member #4351
10-28-05, 20:31
Surfer, those were different girls from the ones you met. One had told me that she wanted to be with a dominant girl, the other had told me that she wanted to be with a submissive girl, it turned out that their birthdays were one day apart, so as a present I invited them both to my apartment, got out the dildos and watched from the other room...for awhile anyway. Strangely enough, they have both called me within the last couple of days and want to get together again. When I try to re-attach the pics here, the page tells me that I have already posted them. So I´ll post one that I didn´t post before:

Artisttyp
10-28-05, 22:21
Surfer,

You have the wrong projection of me.Im very down to earth and friendly..the too cool thing is very wrong but I will have some cheese with that "wine".The forum is a place to form your own assesment.

I did get laid last night from a calle de pizza girl for $40 the hr....no complaints.

To be honest I dont find lima that inviting due to the vast layout of the city.You can get layed here if you want but I've preffered other countries like the DR or mexico because of the other activities available beaches etc. thats just my opnion. Its cool but not amazing unless your doing the machu pichu and inca trail as well.

Thanks,

I do hear good things about las curcadas.I will go there.

Lima Busy
10-29-05, 15:46
Surfer,

I did get laid last night from a calle de pizza girl for $40 the hr....no complaints.



I think you mean 40 soles! For $40 bucks you could have had the the hottest chica at Tequilas.

LB

Jaimito Cartero
10-29-05, 19:06
I managed to meet up with Lima Busy and a lot of other great guys at Cafe Z yesterday. Nice group of guys. Some of us then went to a nice luncheon place where you get a great meal for just 7.5 soles. One guy was nice enough to give me a tour of a new place he bought, and show me the neighborhood a bit.

When I got back to the Maria Luisa, Artisttyp had left me a message to go out to dinner. I called him and arranged to go out later in the evening. I had walked a ton, and needed to take a nap.

I had read the newspaper at the ML, and had seen an ad for a Rodizio (Brazilian style meat/buffet place) for 25 soles over on 478 Av Angamos Este. I had rode a collectivo for the first time that morning (1 sole), so I suggested that we take the bus over there on Larco which turns into another street, but got us within a few blocks.

It´s some sort of chicken restaurant as well. Artisttyp had already eaten, but just had a beer while I pigged out on the meat they brought around. Fair quality, but the buffet portion was sadly lacking. My buddy Seismo sent me a list of food places to check out, so I´ll have to start doing that.

I showed AT the supermarket nearby (Plaza Vey, I think) and then we took the collectivo back to Pizza Alley. AT wanted to check out this Cuban place Son do Cuba, I think. We got drinks (20 soles for a beer), and I finally snagged a table, as the band started to walk upstairs.

The music started at about 11:30pm, and was pretty good. We stayed for about half an hour and then left to check out the chicas walking by in the Alley. Nothing too exciting, so we started walking across to the park.

While waiting for the traffic to let us through, I saw a two chicas that smiled at me. The gordita one, put her hand on my arm and smiled. As we were walking over AT expressed interest in her friend, but wasn´t sure if she was working. I said she definitely was, and we got her to stop. We exchange introductions, and since neither of them are interesting to me, I leave AT to get the other one to let her friend go alone. I head back to the room, and see one of LB´s friends in the lobby of the ML and we talk for a bit. I then head upstairs to rest a bit. I was going to go to TR later, but never made it there. I`ll report on what happened later on.

Member #4351
10-29-05, 19:46
Lima Busy...you get them cheaper than I do.

Lima Busy
10-29-05, 21:49
David33,
Only because I am older and better looking!
LB

JC,
What no mention of "M"? ja ja
LB

Jaimito Cartero
10-30-05, 07:43
JC,
What no mention of "M"? ja ja
LB

Well I think there would be confusion if I just said ¨M¨, because David has his ¨M¨ and you have yours. She was definitely a little cutie.

Jaimito Cartero
10-30-05, 08:02
Well my first night here, I decided to head out to the Relax y Vida massage in Santa Catalina. By searching the forum, I got the address and some reviews.

Cost was 6 soles from Miraflores. Traffic was very bad getting onto the freeway, but once on it wasn´t too bad.

I got there at a bad time, I think. 6:30pm. Only one girl downstairs. The hostess (owner, or manager, perhaps) was very helpful. The one girl came over and introduced herself, but there was no spark there. Generally when there are 10 girls working, and one girl wasn´t chosen, that´s a sign they´re not popular.

One girl was just finishing and came down. Paloma was about 5´3¨, dark curly hair. She had a very warm introduction. She went back into the building after introducing herself. Just after that, a half dozen guys came in. I decided that instead of waiting the 10-20 minutes for the other chicas to finish, I´d just pick Paloma before she got scooped up.

I went up and requested her, and after a few minutes we went to the suite on the main floor. This suite has the big jacuzzi, steam room and such, but no massage table. Paloma brought her boombox and had all her favorites on it.

While not my ideal music, she was dancing and very enthusiastic. Good GFE with her, we showered together, with her lathering all the right places. We got into the big jacuzzi, but the water that was already in it was cold. It took about 10 minutes for the hot water to make it slightly warm.

Lots of bumping and grinding going on, kept it interesting. She first told me she was 23, then when I said she was lying (when they hesitate a bit when they say I´m ....... 23, that´s a dead giveway), she said 24. She could be 25 or 26, but not more than that.

She´s got C cups, and she must have breastfed her kid (4yo) until 6 months ago, because she´s still got a little milk. I don´t have a breastmilk fetish, but I do seem to be batting 50% on this the last month.

She started to do a BJ in the jacuzzi, but pulled out the condom. I dissuaded her, and she started going to town. She would only do it for a minute and then would try and jerk me off. That just wasn´t going to do it for me.

I stop her, and tell her I want a massage, and somewhere more comfortable for the BBBJ. There´s no massage table in the suite, so she just put the robe on one of the levels of the steam room (less steam). That worked okay, but not very comfortable.

She actually gave me a very good deep massage for about 20 minutes, then did 69 for a bit. I ended up fingering her while she blew me. I had asked about sex, but she said that wasn´t on the menu.

30 seconds after I finished, they flashed the lights saying the hour was up. We both showered again, and then we went to the locker room. At the front desk they ask you to leave any cell phones or cameras. Being the rebel I am, I had brought my camera in, but had put it in the locker. I got Paloma to take a clothed pic, but she made me swear not to put it on the internet, even with her face obscurred.

She then asked for a tip, but I hadn´t seen anything about it in the reports. I gave her 20 and she looked hurt. She said 50 was the norm. I always take a limited amount of money out in case I´m robbed or lose it or such. I only had about 50 more, so just gave her a total of 40, which she seemed happy with.

Lima Busy told me that 30 is the norm here, so I guess I´ll know a little bit better next time. He also said that if you´re looking for the superstars, to book them before you go there (Camilla).

Very recommended. Good service. I´d recommend going between 2-3pm. The first shift starts at 10am, I think, and the second comes at 2pm, so that way you can get the whole selection. Second shift leaves at 8pm.

I´d give Paloma an 8 for attitude, 8 for massage and a 7.5 for looks. She has some slight stretch marks, and is not thin, but has a nice body.

Dick Rambone
10-30-05, 15:57
JC

I have gone to Relax before and had the same experience that you did. Bj only no FS. They are good looking but I got disapointed about not getting FS. Maybe others have different experience. That is why I usually ending getting the babes from Placeres or Nenas.

Dick

Jaimito Cartero
10-30-05, 21:11
JC

I have gone to Relax before and had the same experience that you did. Bj only no FS. They are good looking but I got disapointed about not getting FS. Maybe others have different experience. That is why I usually ending getting the babes from Placeres or Nenas.

Dick

I knew going in that it wasn´t usually on the menu. I always ask, just in case, though.

Hoof Hunter
10-31-05, 05:13
I was there last weekend a couple of times, after not being there since May 2005.

Rates - 70 soles for 1 hour, sauna, jacuzzi, massage, exfoliating treatment; 35 soles for 30 min massage.

In May, chicas graciously accepted 20-30 soles (on advice from the mongers on perutops) for a tip. This time, chicas wanted 50-100 soles for a tip. They were disappointed when I only gave one 20 soles, and another 30 soles.

Service-wise, Deborah does full service there in the sauna. Quiet as kept, it's against the rules. She got the 30 soles tip, my change from the 100 soles that paid with. She's a bit chunky, but game for FS and BJs. Just a matter of time before she gets caught. She does give one of the best massages in the place.

Was supposed to hook up with "Paloma" after work, and we did actually meet in Calle de las Pizzas after she got off. But they (she and a friend) wanted to go to Larcomar to eat, and I just wanted something quick and definitely wasn't bankrolling their night out. Plus, I had other people waiting for me to head out partying. Oh well.

The next day, I chose "Camila"....long curly black hair, slim body, still sexy Camila, I wasn't impressed at all. She preferred to dance more than give me a massage. After a while, the act wore thin. It was she who brought up the 100 soles tip (her "rate," as she is supposedly the top draw there) for a massage conversation. I told her that I've never given anything more than 20 or 30 soles for a propina. She told me she was different. Right then and there in the sauna, she lost my interest completely. Meanwhile, she stayed in her bikini (in the jacuzzi), no touching allowed, no BJ, no nothing. After all of this, I left the massage early and gave her a 20 soles tip, as I was on a time schedule, and she was indeed a buzzkill for me. Needed a good massage, but she didn't administer a good one. She might have gotten a larger tip out of me, but I almost left without giving her anything. Cool chica to look at and even hang with, but in my experience, well over-rated. YMMV.

I put the chicas names in quotes because I have their real names along with their e-mails as I'm supposed to be sending them their pics. I hung out in the lounge for a few hours after my session with the Deborah one time, and drank on the house (courtesy of Nancy the manager and Patty the receptionist).

Next time, I'll probably go to Relax y Vida for a massage alone. I do like the place, and the chicas are warm and friendly nonetheless. Then to Las Cucardas for the debauchery. A little more costly, but I'll be satisfied in both ways I wish to be, FS with a hot chica for cheap, and a good massage.

FYI - I am loving the 3.38 soles to $1USD exchange rate. I'll be back soon to take full advantage of it.

Dick Rambone
10-31-05, 15:29
Still I would not return as it would be a hit and miss. Plenty of action elsewhere and guarantee fs.

Jaimito Cartero
11-01-05, 00:04
Well my buddy Seismo told me about the Finnish massage in Lince (Jose Ugarte 274. Open all days 10am-10pm). My lunch date with a Cybercupido chica never came through, so I decided to head to lunch in San Isidro (I´ll report on that later), and then off to get a massage.

I really like deep muscle massages, and a happy ending is always nice too. Now I know that some guys like FS at a massage place. I´m not too picky for the most part. I´ll take a good BBBJ as a finish with no complaints.

I get there from San Isidro (4 soles taxi), and head up. I swear the lady tells me 45 soles for 45 minutes of massage. I go into the room and there are 6 chicas there. One heads out as soon as I sit down, so that leaves 5.

All look to be between 23-35. All have one train in common. Big tits. The smallest is a C. Two or three look acceptable, the other two would be marginal, but, yeah, I´d do em in a pinch.

I choose the youngest looking one, with the smallest tits (C cup), Karel.

We head upstairs, and get a room. Decent enough, with shower in a separate room connected to the massage room.

Karel´s massage is decent, but nothing spectacular. When we get to the fun part, she asks what I want. She asks if I want FS, or a BJ. I tell her to take her clothes off. She does, and has a decent body, some tattoos of what look like dolphins circling her belly button. She has a scar on her chest, but not too bad, maybe 3/4¨.

I ask for a BBBJ, but she will only do it covered. Even then, it´s not very good. No DFK, and just not clicking. She then tries a hand job that just is mediocre. I decide that I won´t waste it here with her, and just tell her to stop.

Here they have a little receipt book that the girl fills out. She puts in 30 for the massage and 100 soles for the tip. WTF! I tell her that she must be kidding. With a straight face, she says no. ¨Nude, BJ, blah, blah, blah¨. I just start to laugh. I tell her that I´m giving her 20. She says, no. 100. She then says 50. Given the service 20 is all I´m going to give her. I tell her 20 or nothing.

She complains, but writes out another one for 20 for the tip. At the desk they try to charge me 55 soles total. I say that the massage is listed at 30. She says that with Sauna it´s another 5. I reminded her that I didn´t use the sauna, and so all was well. I mentioned the 100 soles tip thing and told her that it was ridiculous.

I had just enough money to head over to Relax y Vida. It was about 3:15pm, so I figured it would be the perfect time. I got a taxi to Santa Catalina (3 soles). Most everyone is dressed up for Halloween. The front door lady is a witch, the manager is a devil. Again, only two girls downstairs. It appears that most people reserve the chicas they want. There was Katarina and Viviana (Bibiana?) there, and Viviana was nicer looking. However, I just didn´t get a good vibe off of her.

They told me that all the other girls were booked when they came off their current appointment. I decided to go with Katarina, even though she wouldn´t have been my first choice.

They ask if I want sauna and such, but I just want a massage. I want to have a good bed, so I won´t end up in that room like last time on a hard concrete bench.

We go upstairs and Katarina helps me undress. She´s fairly affectionate, but not as good as Paloma. Only LFK. She gives a pretty good massage, and when it comes time for the fun, she will only give a CBJ. Wow, my luck is just the pits today.

After she works on me for 5 minutes, I tell I´m going to DATY. It was rather akward trying to do it on the table, so I sat up while she had her legs spread on the table. Not perfect, but it allowed me to work on her for 10 minutes or so. She let me finger her, but seemed rather tender inside.

She has nice small C cup. She just came back a week ago, as she had a kid a few months back. Yes, you guessed right. She´s got a little bit of milk there. (She doesn´t like to give it away though!) She says she´s 21yo, but looks 2-3 years older to me. Medium height, good body for someone who has just had a kid. Face is a 6, body a 7.75.

I got back on the table, and I guess she took pity on my dick, and took the rubber off. She wiped Mr. Happy down with alcohol, and then started a so-so BBBJ. She only did it a few minutes, and then stopped to just do a HJ. I was getting close, so told her to start the BBBJ again. I had to ask her 3 or 4 times before she did. Just as she was just starting to blow me again, I told her no, but she wasn´t quick enough, and got 1/2 a mouth of cum, which she didn´t like. Not intentional, I can only control it so much. :)

She was a tad upset, but seemed to take it stride. She spat it out, and then proceeded to gargle with rubbing alcohol. Yeech!

I gave her 35 soles, and she asked for more (of course). I said I only had enough to pay the front desk and my taxi ride. I showed her the 70 soles in my hand. She said, ¨But it´s only 30 soles for the massage¨. Wow. I don´t recall reading this anywhere that if you skipped the other stuff it was only 30 soles. This is quite a deal. She gave me a yellow plastic chip to give the front desk.

At 30 soles for just the massage, this is a much better deal. I can do without the steam room.

I did snap a couple of pics (without showing the face). I don´t know if I can upload my pics while in Lima since I don´t have a card reader for my camera here.

Again, I really like the attitude of the management here. Everyone is very cordial, even the girl at the entrace when I squeezed her big butt. In general, no FS, but even the worst one here is good.

Lima Busy
11-01-05, 02:04
I am glad to hear you are having a good time! Viviana at r&V was the one I did last week. I did not want to comment about R&V because my experiences have been so much different from alot of you on this board. I have not been with Camilia yet, but I have never gotten out of there in under 2 hours, usually it is 2 1/2, I have never been asked for a tip. I always tip 30-50 anyway. The girls and management have alway's been extremely "gracious" and I usually walk out of their and can not be with another P4P for at least 3 days. It has always been GFE 100% for me.

In the interest of science, I will book Camilia as soon as I can and report back.

Anybody following the "M" saga, here is the update. Her sponser left for California yesterday. He did not want her to live in his apartment while he was gone for two weeks and sought my advice. I told him he had a obligation to provide her with a job and a living even while he was gone. We came to a arrangement where she would have a key that she would leave with the doorman whenever she went out. Also agreed that she could not have visitors other then my buddy and I checking up on her and buying her lunch.

Being a good friend I checked up on "M" this afternoon to teach her how to use the itailan washing machine and give her some money so she could go out with her friends tonite. As usuual she was very appreciative of the job we had gotten her. I taught her a few other new things as well.

JC, as I told you when I met you, "M" has learned to say "thank you very much" in english when the deed is done.

Okay, Tonite happens to be one of the biggest nights in Lima as tomorrow is a holiday. Although the bars in Miraflores and Barranco are more into the halloween deal, The Penas with "Dia Criollia" is going to be much more happening.

As they say in Paris (Amour toujour, tonite for sure) applies doublely for LIMA!

Buena Suerte Todo!
LB

Jaimito Cartero
11-01-05, 04:36
Anybody following the "M" saga, here is the update. Her sponser left for California yesterday. He did not want her to live in his apartment while he was gone for two weeks and sought my advice. I told him he had a obligation to provide her with a job and a living even while he was gone. We came to a arrangement where she would have a key that she would leave with the doorman whenever she went out. Also agreed that she could not have visitors other then my buddy and I checking up on her and buying her lunch.

Being a good friend I checked up on "M" this afternoon to teach her how to use the itailan washing machine and give her some money so she could go out with her friends tonite. As usuual she was very appreciative of the job we had gotten her. I taught her a few other new things as well.

Yeah, I hear that washing machine takes two hours to go through a cycle. And then you have to use the English dryer. Gosh, I´d just ·hate· to have to be stuck with ¨M¨for that amount of time. :)

Actually, I don´t think I believe you that she says Thank You afterwards. Some things I just have to see to believe, I guess. Cough.

I do like the attitude at R & V. Seems very laid back, and sure they´ll ask for tips, but aren´t too aggressive. I do understand that some guys want FS, so may not like it. We can´t all have the young Nick Nolte look, like Lima Busy!

I´m going to explore some of the lower end places this week, but am sure I will hit R & V one or two more times before I leave.

Cultvult
11-01-05, 05:03
Recently had a great few hours in my hotel room with a delightful girl called R. She´s 20 and a non-pro with supposedly limited experience which might explain her friendly GF style. Though not my ideal in terms of looks, she has the type of body I like - petite. Most important of all she had great attitude and was keen to experiment. She spoke scarcely any English and me no Spanish, yet we had a great time - which says a lot about her. I have David_33 to thank for this excellent introduction to Lima, after I had lucked out calling some other numbers for girls provided kindly by another ISG member - either no response or a male voice. I have misplaced the phone number R gave me so you will need to contact David_33 if keen.

Lima Busy
11-01-05, 18:44
jc, i am glad you did not say "gary busey", thanks for your choice! i know i should not clutter up the board discussing "italian washing machine rinse cycles" so i will move on.

i have not been but there are other well rated spa's on perutops. they have one section that rates the best massage chica's in lima.

last night i met a attractive 30 something "terapeuta" at cafe z. i told her i would give you her number as she claims to be good but she told me no "happy ending". i thought she said $50 for a hour but that would be outragious even for incall.

they have a good back/neck/head massage down at larco mar that is 1 sole per minute. they usually set up just past the escalator by tony romas.

last night we tried to get into several pena's but the lines were like studio 54 in the 70's. instead we headed over to "la noche' in barranco. monday is a well known "latin jazz" scene. it starts at 11pm but only got crowded about 1:30. there were a few single hotties there but not like a normal monday when it is not a holiday.

barranco was definetly the place to be last night. i was walking down the strip about 2am and hoards of girls were streaming in. luckly the weather is changing so it is all halter's and low rise jeans. we call peruvian asscrack here a "peruvian smile" and i am looking forward to alot of smiles this summer!

lb

Jaimito Cartero
11-01-05, 19:07
last night i met a attractive 30 something "terapeuta" at cafe z. i told her i would give you her number as she claims to be good but she told me no "happy ending". i thought she said $50 for a hour but that would be outragious even for incall.

if it´s dollars, it´s certainly outrageous. if it´s soles it might be a bit high.

i checked out perutops a bit after my last trip. i might check it before i leave this time. thanks for the reminder.

lima is fairly laid back, and i don´t have to watch my back like i did in rio.

Member #4351
11-01-05, 20:13
CultVult, I´m glad you got along with the girl, she had a good time too and you were her first P4P experience.

There is a highly recommended Pizza place on dos de mayo in San Isidro, one block further along than San Ceferino. I forgot the name, but it is very well known and on the left side of the street.

Viviana at Relax and Vida doesn´t give BBBJs, only covered with very rare exceptions. Gives me great service, but the downside is that like all Peruvians, she´s super jealous which means that going with another girl there is risking a Lorena Bobbit if I ever went with her again. Well she doesn´t work on Sat...and said that there wouldn´t be any problem if I went with another girl when she isn´t there. I wouldn´t worry about it except that I get super service from her.

LuvumBare
11-01-05, 20:39
You mentioned an amateur in your PM. Is R the one?
I still have not fixed the dates for my trip.
I gather from LB's post that older gringos can still have a good time in LIM.
Thanks you for your help, I'll keep in touch via PM.
'bare

Lima Busy
11-01-05, 20:52
David33,
I did not know she was your "favorita". Viviana likes to drink her scotch straight, Loves DATY (made me perform in the jacuzzi and the sauna) and from what I understand only permits CIM for select clients as well. Ja Ja!

LB

Surfer
11-02-05, 00:06
Didn't know you had a fav either.

HH: I thought Camila was EXCELLENT, VERY GFE. Wanted to take her out, and offered a salida/multa, but Nancy said they never allow that there. She wasn't thrilled with 30 for a tip, but she would have gotten 10 times that had she come to my place. C'est la vie.

Surprised to hear you say Cucardas is more pricey because price is supposed to be 30S, 40 for the "stars". R&V tips equal that.

Surfer
11-02-05, 00:13
NOTHING like Cabo, for example. But the prices for chicas bear no resemblance to most parts of Mexico, either. The North is warmer and has better beaches, but if you want great beaches and garotas go to Brasil man! I've never been to the DR, by choice, but I HAVE read TONS of reports and seen TONS of pictures.

But since your Spanish is so good why not try Colombia?

Hoof Hunter
11-02-05, 01:19
Yeah, that's why I said YMMV re: Camilla. She was a sweet chica who was cool to hang with, but I needed a massage, not a dancing exhibit. Then the unwillingness to part with her bikini, nor allowing any touching....I've had better experiences there, even without sex. For me, it was better hanging out with her in the lounge, than being in the room. Next time I go, I'll do exactly that.

And by the way, the Peruvian dudes who go there are NOT tipping more than 30 soles either. Just ask them while you're there. They'll tell you, considering they don't want the chicas tripping out on them for more money. I struck up a few conersations with a few of them. So if Camilla was acting unhappy, oh well, suspect it as only an act.

Never, never, never approach Nancy with salida offers for the girls. The key is to be discreet with the girls. Even girls that I didn't choose, gave me their numbers and e-mails while I was in the lounge. One just IMed me from Piura. You can easily meet up with them after work. If you want to hook up with one of them, get their number, ask them to meet you after work for drinks and dancing, or something. Straight sex...not too sure about that. Only recent luck that I've had with that is from Abejitas in Bogota. Masajista came over to my hotel after she left work, of course for a small fee.

One last thing: I never said, nor intended to infer that Cucardas was pricey by any stetch. I love that place. I meant by going to one place for a massage, then to another place for FS, is a little more costly than an all-in-one spot. You could sample 3 girls at Cucardas (anal included) and still not break $30-40USD. Seriously. LOL!!!!


Didn't know you had a fav either.

HH: I thought Camila was EXCELLENT, VERY GFE. Wanted to take her out, and offered a salida/multa, but Nancy said they never allow that there. She wasn't thrilled with 30 for a tip, but she would have gotten 10 times that had she come to my place. C'est la vie.

Surprised to hear you say Cucardas is more pricey because price is supposed to be 30S, 40 for the "stars". R&V tips equal that.

Member #4351
11-02-05, 14:54
Just heard on the news that Pizza Street will have to shut down at 1:00 a.m. from now on. Probably due to noise problems with the neighbors. Don´t know if this applies to weekend nights as well, since I was in the shower and didn´t hear the entire report.

Yeah Surfer, she was the Morena that I went with when you were with your Camila. The first time I went to R & V I took Camila and got everything except FS. Don´t remember what I tipped her, but it certainly wasn´t S./ 100. I think that for good service a S./ 50 would be OK. If the service wasn´t good, pay accordingly.

Jaimito Cartero
11-02-05, 17:54
Well I decided to go out early today and check out the Gamarra brothel near the vegetable/fruit market.

The desk girl at the ML told me it was far away, but she was wrong. I had written down 6 soles for the taxi. I only had 30 soles from my last exchange (3.375 to $1), so I took a hundred out with me to exchange. I´m not sure if it was because it was early, or the dollar sucked, but the highest I could get was 3.35, many seemed to start out at 3.30 though.

I got in a taxi, and negotiated 7 soles to the La Victoria section where Gamarra is located. He offered to take me to the actual back section for 10 soles, but I decided I´d walk. They have many of the streets blocked off here, and I think they pay a sole to enter or something. I went to the street that borders the Centro Commecial, and hung a right.

I walked the 4 short blocks to the next gated section that has a lot of individual food and vegetable/fruit stands. (I think the street you walk down is called Bauzate). About 3 blocks in, you´ll see a dentist´s office with a big tooth on the top of the building on your left. This means you´re getting close.

You pass through what I call the buffer zone (All the individual stands, no buildings). Then you pass one more block. To your left is a 3 or 4 story building. About 30 yards past the corner is a big blue entryway, with stairs leading up. No sign of any sort is here. I had to ask a couple of people to find it.

This first floor has lots of rooms. If the door is closed, the girl is busy. Most have a number of some sort, and usually $16 Soles written as well. I think there are 20 or so rooms on this level. There are some little warrens here, so you have to look around every corner. I think you can buy the tickets from the guys walking around, or give the money to the chica once you go into the room.

I found a decent variety on the first level. Many were nicer than the Pizza Alley girls I see. Since I like BBBJ, this was the first question I asked, after their name. I had about 50% success with this request.

Since it was only 16 soles, I wanted to see at least a few chicas here. I think the 16 soles buys you 15 minutes. I saw Miria (or perhaps Miriam). Room 11c, me thinks.

26 yo, slim, nice body. Large B cup. Gave a pretty good BBBJ. Slapped the condom on after 5 minutes, but I had her take it off as I just wanted the BBBJ. Didn´t ask for tip. I ¨heard¨ someone else tip the girl next door, so I gave her a few soles when I left.

I decided that since I wanted to see others, I´d just have her stop so I could check out others.

I then saw a 25 year old Ecuadoran on the same floor. Only been here two weeks. Decent enough, but not a polished BBBJ.

I went upstairs and saw a cute spinner in the area where chicas don´t have a room. You have to go upstairs to the roof section, where they have some rooms. She was 22 and had an A cup, and a pierced bellybutton. I hadn´t seen her the first time I went up there, so just grabbed her. Didn´t ask about BBBJ´s and of course, didn´t get one. I had given her 50 soles downstairs, and when we walked upstairs, she only gave me 22 back. I asked for the rest and she acted like she was put out by giving me my change.

Niceish body, but not a very good attitude. Kept hacking loogies while giving me a CBJ, I guess she didn´t like the latex taste. Ended up fucking her a bit, but just no passion there. Pretended I came, since it just wasn´t doing anything for me. I got a few pics, but she then demanded a tip. Gave her 3 soles to shut her up.

Finally, went back down to the first floor. Found a chunky chica (Patty 1C), who seemed to have a good attitude about a BBBJ. Gave her 20 soles, never got any change back. She had a good attitude, and big tits. 27 yo, I think. Body was not great, though.

Really worked at the BBBJ and took it all in her mouth. I never even heard her spit it out, but I could have missed that.

I got to the area about 8:30, and it took me about 30 minutes of walking around to find the brothel. The area is rough, and in over 2 1/2 hours I was in the area (90 minutes in brothel, other hour looking around and shopping for fruit, shirts, etc), I did not see one tourist, or gringo looking person. None. Nada. Nil. It´s a bit surreal after being in gringo friendly Miraflores for a week. I did not feel in danger, but certainly didn´t feel safe.

The first girl told me that the brothel opens a 6am, and closes at 2. Not sure if that´s am or pm.

I´d recommend carrying lots of small bills and change if you don´t want have them tip themselves. All the girls have condoms for FS.

There were lines for some girls of 4 or 5 guys. I saw a few super cute (I´d rate them as 8´s) chicas, but they hardly seemed to be busy, so I somehow think they´re not good. One slim asian chica (Isis was written on her door), I was almost going to take just to see her naked, but after I did my 4th, I decided not to blow any more time or money there.

I did get pictures of all the chicas I went with. The first one probably won´t come out good since she wouldn´t let me use the flash. I´ll try to post them later this week when I find an internet place with a memory card reader.

For less than $5 a pop, not a bad deal. Although a bit rough, I´d say I liked it better than Las Cucardas. However, I only saw one chica at LC, so perhaps I was jaded since I didn´t get a BBBJ. I guess I still need to go back and do some comparison shopping. :)

Dick Rambone
11-02-05, 18:23
Great report JC. I must say you are a brave man as Gamarra is a rough place. Hope to check things out on my way over there. What a difference from R & V right. Jajajaja.

Lima Busy
11-02-05, 19:56
JC,
Props for the Gamarra report! I have never gotten over there but will have to try it one day. Gamarra is known as a clothing manufacturing and selling district and is becoming a popular spa area as well. Recently a gay designer based their opened up a modeling agency that only hires Gamarra girls and guy's. They have gotten alot of publicity and the models are getting popular. I believe but am not sure some of these girls also work in at least one of the houses there.

David33, I have not been able to get confirmation yet on your Calle Pizza info.
I am going over to talk to Mike the owner of the "Old Pub" tonight to get the scoop. I really can't understand how they can make a rule for one street in Miraflores, They would have to close the bars on Bellavista and Berlin as well otherwise everybody would just move the party over there. They really just need to get rid of the Pro-scene there. In the past year or so the semi and non pro scene has gotten really bad due to the pro's chasing everybody away. It used to be easy to pick up a regular girl there, now you have to walk all over Miraflores to see were the action is.

For now It appears that the older guys here will hang out at Phuket/443/la Cubanita on San Martin.

LB

Member #4351
11-02-05, 19:59
was that the san pablo you went to? very, very, very dangerous area. maybe because you didn´t know that and were walking around without giving off any paranoia vibes and also since you are quite a bit larger than the sundry thieves in the area you got out unrep001hed.

Member #4351
11-02-05, 19:59
LB, heard it on RPP.

Hoof Hunter
11-02-05, 21:44
I normally do not post pics, but these are harmless and I only want clarification regarding the Camila in question.

Are we talking about Camila #1 (with whom, my experience mirrors David_33's to a tee)? Happily accepted the 30 soles tip, GFE to a tee, great massage. Everything but FS.

Or, Camila #2 (who quoted 100 soles as acceptable for a propina)? Not nude, no touching, DFK, weak massage skills, no BJs nor FS at all.

I may just be confused.

Member #4351
11-02-05, 23:04
The first two pics are of Camila. I gave her more than 30 less than 100.

Lima Busy
11-02-05, 23:53
HH, I am glad the others were talking about camila 2, I would not give her 100 soles for FS and if She is actively soliciting tips they should bounce her ass!

As far as #1, I would happily give her 50 soles for the normal GFE services we have all come to love.

David33, As usual you are correct. I just talked to Hilda down at the "Old Pub". Starting tonight and every night thereafter "Calle Pizza's" shuts down at 1 am do to the people living on Bellavista, Las Palmas and and more importantly Las Americas suites hotel.

I do not Know if this will affect the Bierhaus or the bars and clubs on Berlin yet.

I was down there about 5:30 and they already had a PNP presence and TV camera crews interviewing the workers. This is going to mean a loss of alot of jobs and more than one of the new bars will be going out of business. I had heard that the restuarants were recently changing hands at record prices.

LB

Unfortunatly for Nibu this means his favorite "Goth" bar will be history!

Lima Busy
11-02-05, 23:56
Oh by the way, Camilia looks way better in person!
LB

Surfer
11-03-05, 04:32
Her complexion is not good, but her body and attitude sure are.

Hope the second one looks better in person too (though I do not recall seeing her there), especially if she is a cold fish. Not ragging on your photography HH, thanks for sharing. I botched it by asking Nancy, BUT I was leaving late that night so trying to hook up with her after work was not an option. She did give me her email, but I never wrote her. By the time I get back to Peru (Feb. at earliest because I am spending most of December in Vietnam )who knows if she'll even be there.

Jaimito: Great report. Not surprising the chubby one gave the best bbbj (with CIM) as that is often the case. The hotties can still get lots of takers even without providing good service.

Hoof Hunter
11-03-05, 04:57
My photography does suck big-time, but Camilla #1 is a hard-to-photo model. She squints EVERYtime the flash goes off, and I mean everytime. We (me and the other girls) couldn't get her to stop. We deleted maybe 10 pics of her alone, squinting in each. Finally, I had to give her my sunglasses. She definitely does look better than these pics show.

And actually, Camilla #2 is a very sexy chica, my poor pics nonetheless. She was the star of the place the two days that I was there. The Peruvian mongers were literally waiting for her, one after another, while Camilla #1 was there and available. She's only been there 2-3 weeks, according to Nancy. She definitely wasn't there in May, during my last time down. Curiosity got the best of me and I had to give her a test drive before I left. Next time, I'll stick to my instincts.


Her complexion is not good, but her body and attitude sure are.

Hope the second one looks better in person too (though I do not recall seeing her there), especially if she is a cold fish. Not ragging on your photography HH, thanks for sharing. I botched it by asking Nancy, BUT I was leaving late that night so trying to hook up with her after work was not an option. She did give me her email, but I never wrote her. By the time I get back to Peru (Feb. at earliest because I am spending most of December in Vietnam )who knows if she'll even be there.

Jaimito: Great report. Not surprising the chubby one gave the best bbbj (with CIM) as that is often the case. The hotties can still get lots of takers even without providing good service.

Jaimito Cartero
11-03-05, 06:34
Jaimito: Great report. Not surprising the chubby one gave the best bbbj (with CIM) as that is often the case. The hotties can still get lots of takers even without providing good service.

I will often take a average looking chica with a good attitude over a stunner because of this. But at $5 or less a pop (for 15 minutes), it´s hard not to sample a little of everything.

The rooms vary a great bit. The girls that have been there awhile have nice mirrors and pics, with good lighting. The new Ecuadoran I saw barely had a tiny light in there, and the room looked like it was moldy.

Jaimito Cartero
11-03-05, 08:45
I edited the pics of the building, and some of the neighborhood as well, and have attached them to the original report. I´ll post the pics of the chicas in the photo section.

It was hard to find an internet cafe that had a memory card reader!

Leparticular
11-03-05, 09:49
Gentlemen,
I think I might have found an apartment to stay in while I'm in Lima in mid November. The owner said that it was at the intersection of Av. Grau and Av. Perez Roca. I heard that Barranco is one of the best areas in Lima, but I'm not sure if there are bad areas in Barranco as every great area I've ever been to had it's ups and downs. What do you think of that area in particular? By the way the building I'll be staying at has (according to the owner) an internet cafe on the first floor. So if you're familiar with that building I would be greatful to hear what you think.

Btw, I'll be in Lima starting the 12th of Nov. and I would love to have a few beers with any of you that wouldn't mind. I don't wanna intrude in any of your privacies so pm me if you wanna.
I'm a graphic designer/web designer and would also be open to assist any of you that is starting a business or a venture there.

Thanks.

Leparticular.

Leparticular
11-03-05, 09:53
By the way Frutas ´N Putas gotta be the funniest title I read on these boards!! Ja Ja Ja as LB says.

And a great report JC.

Member #4351
11-03-05, 15:49
That´s on the main drag in Barranco. You´re a few blocks from the heavy duty club action and a 3 or 4 soles taxi ride to Miraflores. There are internet places in just about every block, so that shouldn´t be a problem. Barranco isn´t a big P4P place, but plenty of normal chiquitas around in the evening.

Leparticular
11-03-05, 21:20
That´s on the main drag in Barranco. You´re a few blocks from the heavy duty club action and a 3 or 4 soles taxi ride to Miraflores. There are internet places in just about every block, so that shouldn´t be a problem. Barranco isn´t a big P4P place, but plenty of normal chiquitas around in the evening.


Thanks David.

I also got offered another apartment at Av. 28 de Julio 425 in Miraflores but the owner wanted a $100 deposit. So I declined. A 3-4 soles taxi ride is pretty cheep so I'm happy as long as the actual area that I'll be waking up to every morning is pretty good.

Also for those that are interested in apartments and not hotel rooms, I'm paying $175 a week which breaks down to $25 a night. It's a 3 bedroom apartment but I will be traveling alone and I made the sure the owner knows that I expected the apartment all to myself just so I won't get an unknown roommate out of the blue. Of coarse I won't be using all 3 bedrooms and I have no qualm if the owner locks up 2 of them. She never said so but just saying.

Left Fielder
11-04-05, 00:22
was that the san pablo you went to? very, very, very dangerous area. maybe because you didn´t know that and were walking around without giving off any paranoia vibes and also since you are quite a bit larger than the sundry thieves in the area you got out unrep001hed.


david and others: i went to san pablo a few years ago (on a sunday from 9am to 11am), and i definitely felt an edge in the marketplace. however, i did not feel threatened or stared at while i was there. i wore a regular, plain black t-shirt and moderately-old slacks.

many people have mentioned the dangers of this area, but i have not heard of any true stories of mishappenings in la gammarra. would you be able to recount any events/things that happened to peruvians and/or foreigners who went there? are we at danger inside the brothel, as well as on the streets of the marketplace? thanks for you input.

Member #4351
11-04-05, 15:29
Gamarra has guards around and is pretty safe. However up until lately, Ave. Aviación next to the fruit market and half a block from the San Pablo was the epicenter of petty crime in Lima. Every month or so there was a news story on TV with a hidden camera taping robbery after robbery. Usually gangs of 10 or more would surround a shopper or someone walking along and leave them practically nude in the street. Now they have cleaned up Aviación and things might be somewhat calmer. However La Victoria is one of the most dangerous districts in the Lima area. As I was telling Jaimito in a PM, I started going to the San Pablo more than 10 years ago, and I think I was the first gringo to find out about the place and actually go there. I haven´t been back in a long time but had some real interesting experiences there. Since the Troc is about the same, has many of the same girls and is much safer, I prefer to go there when a visitor asks me to take them to a cheap place with a lot of ambience.

Jaimito Cartero
11-04-05, 19:50
Well, I have always said that I´ve never gotten ripped off while on a mongering trip (Taxi´s don´t count, that´s normal), only in the USA.

I can´t say that any more. Sigh. Mostly my fault, so I can´t say that I don´t know better.

Everything has been so cheap, that I haven´t had to change that much money. About $400 up until today. I´ve only had one chica in the room, and that was about a week ago. I also rechecked my money after she left. I´m a bit of a squirrel when it comes to hiding my money. I split it up, so that if one part gets stolen, I'm still in good shape.

I had changed $200 into soles a week ago, and it took awhile to go through that, then I changed $100 the other day. I had only 50 soles left, so I went into my main stash to get some more. Only to find that there was no main stash anymore. Not good.

3/5 of the ¨nuts¨ were still intact. I had not had any other chicas in room, or anyone else in my room at all. I had checked Friday night, and all the money was there. While not conclusive, I´d have to guess the room cleaner or other employee.

I did a thorough search of all my bags, and tried to make sure that I wasn´t mistaken. No such luck. It seems 1/2 the cash I brought down was now invisible.

I went downstairs and asked to speak to the owner, but he wasn´t in. I explained what had happened to Lourdes the senior chica at the desk. They hadn´t cleaned my room for a couple of days earlier in the week, and said that only one guy had cleaned my room. (I had slept part of the day one day, but the other time I was gone for a few hours in the afternoon, but they hadn´t cleaned it. Halloween, I think.)

In the end, she just tells me that the letter inside the door tells me they´re not responsible for cash in the room. Of course, there was no such letter posted on my door.

I´m sure I´m screwed, but have no one to blame except myself. I guess I felt comfortable here, and I really hate to leave stuff downstairs. As Seismo told me, he didn´t like it because of no safes in the room.

I have enough money left to last the last 5 days or so I´m here, so it´s just a bit of a disappointment. It´s always possible that someone had a duplicate key, or such. They use the cheapest locks, so they´re not exactly hard to bypass.

Hopefully I´ll get to talk to the owner, but I doubt there will be a satisfactory conclusion. I did take pictures of all the large bills, but again, I doubt that will help me at all.

Artisttyp
11-04-05, 20:00
Jamie,

I'm sorry to hear what happened to you at the hotel.Im heading back to Lima after an exhausting few days. No snatch to report on. All the small towns said they had chongos but everybody told me they would rob me. Its the only place I've been in the world where they told me not to go. I guess its for a good reason.

I'd like to hear more about how you hide your money. I'm staying there for a few days more. To be honest when I first got there the porter made me feel a little uneasy. I felt like he was trying to be too cool or too laid back. Just my intincts talking to me.

Ill give you a call to your room when I get back tommorow morning.

Artisttyp

Jaimito Cartero
11-04-05, 20:03
I went to Relax y Vida yesterday and there is definitely just one Camila there. There is another chica called Carina/Karina who some might confuse with her.

Given that I´m a glutton for punishment, I took Karina so I could report fully.

Her massage skills are mediocre at best, though if you tell her to use more pressure she will. She uses some other massage tools (Wooden roller thing, etc), that just don´t do much good.

The last time I was there with Katarina, I was there for an hour, and was amazed that it only cost S/30 for that amount of time. I thought that the Sauna added S/40.

Well I guess that they knock after half an hour, but that then the girl finishes you off, so you can actually be there for an hour!

After they knocked, I had Karina take her top off (she certainly wasn´t anxious to disrobe, but has a nice body), and then proceed to give me a CBJ. She wouldn´t do a BBBJ, even with encouragement.

After all the excitement at Gamarra the day before, it was going to take some work to get the leche, and a CBJ wasn´t going to work for me.

She then tried to give me a HJ, but was pulling so hard that it hurt. I told her to stop, and just got up and got dressed. I´d rather save it for someone more interesting. We went downstairs, and she never asked for a tip. I only had S/100, so paid the S/30, and then returned inside to give her S/20. While she hadn´t done a good job, she had at least tried.

They give you a red chip if you haven´t tipped them, or a yellow one if you have. I don´t know why they signify this, if the girl gets paid different or what.

I did get DFK and some affection from Karina, although not as much as Katarina or Paloma. Once I joked with her she loosened up a bit. Said she´s 22, and studying to be a kindergarden teacher.

Lima Busy
11-04-05, 20:35
We wish to apoligize for this unfortunate incident and thank you for your valued contributions to our struggling economy!

JC, sorry to hear about the loss. Ian has checked out in protest. Actually he left because of them forgetting to clean his room and also some guy making a lot of noise in the kitchen on the 8th floor at night.

Thanks for your continued contributions to the board!

LB

Leftfielder,
My wife frequently goes to Gamarra to shop and tells me it is to dangerous for me. I have also seen the news reports of the gangs there. I would second Davids advice about the troc. Although there are many places in Callao where they will leave you naked or dead or both. Many times I go to "Minka" (a few blocks away) and I have never felt the least bit threatened. The closest I get to Gamarra are the casa's around Polvos Azules and that is fairly safe until sundown.
LB

Jaimito Cartero
11-06-05, 07:06
I talked with the owner tonight, as he was coming into the hotel. The daytime supervisor, Lourdes hadn´t seemed to communicate that I wanted to talk to him.

We had a discussion for 15 minutes or so. He at least seemed to care a bit, compared to Lourdes, who just seemed to want to brush me off. I stressed that he needed to put some small safes in the room, since many other people had similar concerns as myself.

He offered to buy a safe for my room on Monday, but since most of my money is gone it´s a bit too late, but I did appreciate the offer. I strongly recommended having some of the rooms with safes in them.

While I don´t believe I will get anything out of the discussion, at least I felt that he took the problem seriously.

Leparticular
11-06-05, 08:33
Sorry to hear that JC. It must be a bummer. I hope the owner really gives it to his employees over this incident. He must know that the hotel will get a bad rep among travelers if this happens again. The right thing for him to do is to replace whatever money was stolen from you.

If I were you JC I would move and not give a single cent more to that establishment. I commend you for being cool and relaxed about it but you should've threw a fit over this. This isn't the time to be a nice guy IMHO.

It must be tough knowing that you can't trust the very place you're staying at. What I do is leave "test" money in places that are somewhat visible (although not obvious) like in a drawer. I'd leave 20 or 30 bucks on my first few nights and see what happens. Fortunately I never had any money go invisible on me. How about if you lock it in your suitcase? I'm sure you've done that. Did that money dissapear as well or was that part of the 2/5 that were left behind?

Also for those that live in Lima, can one open an account and leave money in a bank for the duration of their stay and maybe withdraw some every once in a while?

John Sperm
11-06-05, 13:33
Hello, when I was in lima, I opened a bank account, but watch out some banks want you to have a DNI something like a National I.D., but since I have a house in Surco and I no longer have my Peruvian nationality, all I had was my American Passport, the only place that let me open an account was Interbank on Benavides, did it over the counter in less than 15 mins and you get a debit card there and then, the minimun is 100 bucks, but your money is safe and you will only know the pin code. and they do not charge you anything to use the ATM, some ATM's if they charge is like One Sol or 33 cents, Besides the Greeter looks fine and after work you can pick her up and have a Balance Sheet reconciliation meeting. Good Luck and the other Banks will ask for some type of Peruvian ID.Now you can choose any Interbank not only the one in Benavides . I almost forgot you can use your Visa Debit bank card here in the states so it works IMHO

Artisttyp
11-06-05, 16:10
I was going to wait till I got home to write this but my trip ends tommorow anyway and Id like to vent a little.I will be honest and straightforward about everything as I would appreciate reading the same.

First of all as always I found wonderful kind people in south america willing to do just about anything for you most of the time.Peru is no exception although the peruvians seem a little depressed and not as lively as lets say mexicans or dominicans.You also dont get a real taste for their history since most everyone looks western compared to ecuador where they wear all those bright colors.

The women. If your coming to lima just to get laid your wasting your time.It either takes too much effort or you get a lame fuck or you get loser girls who walk around with friends that you wind up having to get rid of...just like the real world! Calle de pizzas was busted two days before I arrived but I did manage to find an indian girl for $40.It was fine but she wouldnt let me put my tounge in her ass which is a huge mistake on her part.I shot a load and it was done with.

After 3 days in lima I went to the towns of chincha,pisco and arequipa.They all claimed to have brothels but everyone advised me against it which happened alot in this country.Ive never been told not to go to a brothel.It must be for a reason..so I didnt go in those towns.

Last night I hit calle de pizzas on a saturday...DEAD! only two skanks walking around..met a girl in the park (with a friend) bought them drinks worked out a deal with one of them .The one I chose was more concerned about her friend then herself and wanted me to give her beer money while we fucked.I soon after left both of them together with nothing!

Later I went to tequila rocks a bar in miraflores got free entrance and a drink picked out a hoe.We agree on $50 for like one hour and a half.We get back to the hotel she becomes a whiny ***** wants a glass for her beer.wants me to open up my chocolate Im bringing back and trys to ask me for taxi fare or entrance money back into the club..etc.I eat her pussy and Im having to bury my head into the mattress to get to the bitches **** however I do get my tounge in her ass for awhile.

She sits on my dick and attempts to ride me but im more intrested in the videos on tv.I want to finish with my tounge in her ass again as I jerk off without a condom cumming on the sheets.She freaks out says no I cant do it.I explain to her Im going to do the work with MY hands and the cum will hit the sheets..***** turns it down.I get tired of her and demand that she leaves before I finish.Another stupid hoe and waste of money.Today Im buying myself a leather jacket instead of wasting it on stupidity.

One other girl took me through the motions then wound up not having an ID card.

Its stupidity people!! If your intrested in seeing peru cusco all that stuff fine go to peru and you might get a piece of ass in the process.If you just want sex to me peru is thumbs down.The country is not pretty from lima south to the chile border all you see is sand dumpy towns and dirty sea water.Also be careful about what tours you take the quality was sub standard and the long distance buses are pretty gross and unorganized although I did manage to travel.

All in all I did enjoy myself.I took photos bought cheap christmas presents etc. and at least I wasn´t stuck in new york city like I usually am.I hope this helps.Feel free to email me about further questions.

Shamas
11-07-05, 01:48
JC

Did you let the owner know you had reported the problem to 146,498 world traveling board members

I'll be in LIM in two weeks, I'll make sure my room has a safe.

Thanks for the news

Shamas O'D


I talked with the owner tonight, as he was coming into the hotel. The daytime supervisor, Lourdes hadn´t seemed to communicate that I wanted to talk to him.

We had a discussion for 15 minutes or so. He at least seemed to care a bit, compared to Lourdes, who just seemed to want to brush me off. I stressed that he needed to put some small safes in the room, since many other people had similar concerns as myself.

He offered to buy a safe for my room on Monday, but since most of my money is gone it´s a bit too late, but I did appreciate the offer. I strongly recommended having some of the rooms with safes in them.

While I don´t believe I will get anything out of the discussion, at least I felt that he took the problem seriously.

John Sperm
11-07-05, 02:09
I read that the problem is that you guys end up paying more than the locals when it comes to pussy while in Lima I wont pay more than 100 soles for a whole hour, roughly 30 or so Dollars, here is my pick, while at my mothers I found this in my old suit case here it is
795 6335 ........50 soles Bibi or Angie
998 6615............30 soles Vedette type
266 1901.............30 soles, my favorite and along Petit Thours in Lince a shit load of ***** houses open 24/7 and guys dont let these 3rd world hoes get away with murder for 50 Dollars, fuck them and if they ask for 100 bucks ask them out at the end of their shift when is late and will do FS for 30 Bucks just to save the nite...

Leparticular
11-07-05, 13:55
Hello, when I was in lima, I opened a bank account, but watch out some banks want you to have a DNI something like a National I.D., but since I have a house in Surco and I no longer have my Peruvian nationality, all I had was my American Passport, the only place that let me open an account was Interbank on Benavides, did it over the counter in less than 15 mins and you get a debit card there and then, the minimun is 100 bucks, but your money is safe and you will only know the pin code. and they do not charge you anything to use the ATM, some ATM's if they charge is like One Sol or 33 cents, Besides the Greeter looks fine and after work you can pick her up and have a Balance Sheet reconciliation meeting. Good Luck and the other Banks will ask for some type of Peruvian ID.Now you can choose any Interbank not only the one in Benavides . I almost forgot you can use your Visa Debit bank card here in the states so it works IMHO

Thanks JS, That's great to know. I even contacted my bank here in Toronto, Canada to find other alternatives. Low and behold, the lady on the phone told me that I could use my ATM card here in Lima or as a matter of fact "anywhere in the world" (as she put it.) The only draw back is that they'll charge me $5 a pop for every withdrawl.

Come to think of it, if I withdraw cash 3 times a week for the 2 weeks I'll be there, I'll be charged $30 CDN. Not bad at all considering what the worst alternative could be (sort of an insurance policy if you wanna think about it that way). I've asked her repeatedly if she was sure, since I never really tried that and usually carry travellers cheque and or my visa card along with cash. But she assured me a number of times.

For the life of me, I just can't see or believe that I can use my regular ATM with as limited cash as I'm willing to put in my account before coming there as the norm. So this time I'll take the precaution of carrying my trusty travellers cheques and cash just incase this ATM experiment doesn't work out. But I'll surely test it while I'm there.

P.S. I use RBC (Royal Bank of Canada) and she repeated a few times to make sure that my pin number is only 4 numbers long. Apparently one won't be allowed to use the card if the pin is longer than that.

Leparticular
11-07-05, 14:07
I was going to wait till I got home to write this but my trip ends tommorow anyway and Id like to vent a little.I will be honest and straightforward about everything as I would appreciate reading the same.

First of all as always I found wonderful kind people in south america willing to do just about anything for you most of the time.Peru is no exception although the peruvians seem a little depressed and not as lively as lets say mexicans or dominicans.You also dont get a real taste for their history since most everyone looks western compared to ecuador where they wear all those bright colors.

The women. If your coming to lima just to get laid your wasting your time.It either takes too much effort or you get a lame fuck or you get loser girls who walk around with friends that you wind up having to get rid of...just like the real world! Calle de pizzas was busted two days before I arrived but I did manage to find an indian girl for $40.It was fine but she wouldnt let me put my tounge in her ass which is a huge mistake on her part.I shot a load and it was done with.

After 3 days in lima I went to the towns of chincha,pisco and arequipa.They all claimed to have brothels but everyone advised me against it which happened alot in this country.Ive never been told not to go to a brothel.It must be for a reason..so I didnt go in those towns.

Last night I hit calle de pizzas on a saturday...DEAD! only two skanks walking around..met a girl in the park (with a friend) bought them drinks worked out a deal with one of them .The one I chose was more concerned about her friend then herself and wanted me to give her beer money while we fucked.I soon after left both of them together with nothing!

Later I went to tequila rocks a bar in miraflores got free entrance and a drink picked out a hoe.We agree on $50 for like one hour and a half.We get back to the hotel she becomes a whiny ***** wants a glass for her beer.wants me to open up my chocolate Im bringing back and trys to ask me for taxi fare or entrance money back into the club..etc.I eat her pussy and Im having to bury my head into the mattress to get to the bitches **** however I do get my tounge in her ass for awhile.

She sits on my dick and attempts to ride me but im more intrested in the videos on tv.I want to finish with my tounge in her ass again as I jerk off without a condom cumming on the sheets.She freaks out says no I cant do it.I explain to her Im going to do the work with MY hands and the cum will hit the sheets..***** turns it down.I get tired of her and demand that she leaves before I finish.Another stupid hoe and waste of money.Today Im buying myself a leather jacket instead of wasting it on stupidity.

One other girl took me through the motions then wound up not having an ID card.

Its stupidity people!! If your intrested in seeing peru cusco all that stuff fine go to peru and you might get a piece of ass in the process.If you just want sex to me peru is thumbs down.The country is not pretty from lima south to the chile border all you see is sand dumpy towns and dirty sea water.Also be careful about what tours you take the quality was sub standard and the long distance buses are pretty gross and unorganized although I did manage to travel.

All in all I did enjoy myself.I took photos bought cheap christmas presents etc. and at least I wasn´t stuck in new york city like I usually am.I hope this helps.Feel free to email me about further questions.

Sad to hear you've had a semi ok time and not a tremendous time in Peru. Yet the problem might be attributed to the fact that you were throwing money at them Art.

I've found through experience that the more cash one throws at chicas the worst they get treated. Only becuase it displays the wrong impression of your intelligence, ineptitude or understanding of the "reality" of reality.

I haven't been to peru yet and I'll be there soon and I hope I have a happier report here but I will no doubt share a bad one as well. So thanks for sharing your true feelings.

I've heard that Peru needs a little more work than DR or Brazil but I've also heard that $50/hr is way too much.

Member #4351
11-07-05, 15:20
Artisttyp´s experience is an excellent example of what happens when you either:

1. Don´t read the forum, or
2. Ignore what is on it.

Lima Busy
11-07-05, 15:37
Actually he is under arrest in Chile now. I heard he travelled to Texas and Mexico and do not understand how he did not get arrested in the USA?

Art, I thought your report was honest and to be sure Lima is not everyones cup of tea. Most of us (expats and frequent visiters) are not into the Calle Pizza scene. On top of that you hit it after the bust and this past weekend was the new curfew with all the police and camera crews around.

I was out Sat about 8 and noticed most of the regulars were not around. However I saw 4 absoultly stunning 18-19 y/o models, one was black working who I never saw before. My wife and I went into The Flying dog and within 10 minutes they were all there as well. They lasted about 10 min with the young Aussie crowd that frequents the place and I am sure they were getting $50 bucks. On Friday there was a lone stunner walking up and down Larco that everybody was watching but nobody approached as I am sure she was looking for a Peruvian sugar daddy. She was wearing a expensive Diesel outfit and in NYC would easily pull down a 1k a hour.

As far as southern Peru is concerned it is mostly "Moonscape" between Lima and Chile. While Chincha enjoys a reputation for its "Black girls" ,Pisco has no redeeming qualities what so ever! The college town of Ica and nearby Oasis Haucachina, provide more interesting opportunities for the monger and sightseer.

BUS TRAVEL- I would not reccomend anybody travel by bus in Peru. If you must than always go first class with Cruz del sur or Ormeno's.


LeParticular,
Leave your Loonie's and travellers checques at home as they are completly worthless here. Everybody and I mean Everybody uses a Atm card here. The four digit Pin is a must! If you bring cash it must be dollars or euro's and only clean, unripped bills will be accepted.

Chica Prices!! $50 is a normal price for tourists in Tequilas, with the well known Placere's types as well. Emanualles chica's get $100. Street h***s take whatever they can get but $15-20 is more the norm. If you are goodlooking,in shape and talk the talk, you can get Tequila girls for $30 and sometimes for free if they know you and had a good experience. The brothels run the gamut from about $4-15 with Cucaradas on the high end.

Calle Pizza update!!!
Week nights curfew is 1am, 2am on weekends. Alot of the bars are ignoring the curfew and getting $1000 fines. There is a movement underfoot to apply this thruout Miraflores.

Bueno Suerte Todo,
LB

Member #4351
11-07-05, 16:39
Not under arrest, "detained". A lot of Peruvian Politicians are sweating.

Dick Rambone
11-07-05, 16:46
The head of police in Santiago said that he is free to go anywhere. I cant believe they cannot arrest since he has formal charges against him. They should pull a "Somosa" surprise on him!

Lima Busy
11-07-05, 16:47
David33, I was just using the AP's language. I agree with you that he is bieng detained until the "Chileans" can figure out how to get out of this mess!

Fujimori Arrested After Arrival in Chile
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By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: November 7, 2005
Filed at 9:18 a.m. ET

SANTIAGO, Chile (AP) -- Former Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori was arrested early Monday, hours after he defied an international arrest warrant and flew from Japan to Chile, police said. Shortly after Fujimori's presence in Chile was confirmed Sunday, the Peruvian government asked Santiago to arrest him while a request for his extradition was filed.

Police arrested the 67-year-old at his hotel early Monday.

Local media said lawyers for the former Peruvian leader were already appealing the arrest, which had been requested by the Peruvian government as a first step to seek his extradition.

Fujimori, who fled Peru in 2000 amid a growing scandal affecting his decade-long regime, faces 21 charges in Peru stemming from alleged corruption and his alleged support of a paramilitary death squad.

He resigned the presidency in a fax sent from Tokyo.

Fujimori arrived in Chile with four people. One of them, Luis Silva, said before the arrest that the former president was planning to hold a news conference here to explain his plans.

Silva gave reporters a brief communique on behalf of Fujimori that said: ''It is my purpose to remain temporarily in Chile, as part of the process for my return to Peru'' to run for president in the election set for April, 2006.

The Peruvian Congress, however, passed a resolution banning him from holding public office until February 2011.

Peruvian authorities have sought Fujimori's extradition for five years, but the Japanese government said he cannot be extradited because he has been granted Japanese citizenship. Fujimori is the son of Japanese immigrants to Peru.

Chilean officials appeared surprised by Fujimori's arrival at a time of tension with Peru over sea boundaries. Legislation passed Thursday by Peru could lead to it claiming Pacific waters now under Chilean control. The area is rich in fishing resources.

Dick Rambone
11-07-05, 17:07
The reason why he was arrested cambe because there was preasure from the Chilean political parties. Here is the version from La Republica:

"El arresto se consumó luego de la fuerte presión que los partidos políticos chilenos, incluida la alianza oficialista de la Concertación, ejercieron sobre el gobierno de Ricardo Lagos.

Criticaron fuertemente que las autoridades permitieran el ingreso de Fujimori y le dieran visa de turista, no obstante que es público que éste es buscado por la justicia peruana por graves delitos."

Member #4351
11-07-05, 17:30
Well, continuing to bore the mongers reading this forum and looking for sex, not politics....the Peruvian Govt. has no real evidence against Fujimori. And as one who had his windows blown out twice by sendero luminoso bombs as well as having had personal encounters with the terrorist group, I, like many Peruvians, have a warm spot in my heart for "mi Fuji". Time will tell as to what will happen to him, but he isn´t stupid and has a lot of videos of a lot of important people. This is another reason why living in Peru is so interesting...the political arena is nothing if not "folckorico". Never a boring moment here.

Artisttyp
11-07-05, 22:22
David,

Hey I tried to stick to the forum for everything. The hotel maria luisa was a godsend to me or else I would have had to pay alot more someplace else. I hung out with jamie one night and I feel really bad what happened to him. I have a method where I lock my suitcase and chain it to something that cant be moved or something very heavy. The way I look at it if they are going to rip my suitcase open I was a marked man anway but the lock I'm hoping would keep out curious cats.

I know I shouldnt have paid $50 for that girl and I deserve to get beaten in public for it for all the forum to witness but I was just tired of putting so much effort into it and wanted fast pussy. She was a very average looking girl which to me usually translates into hard working over achiever but in this case it was left at face value. Average. I mean if she freaks out with cum on MY sheets she might need to look into a different proffession.

I have to disagree with using ormeno bus line. I used it twice this trip one time they were a half hour late the next time an hour and a half late, which added on to a 13 hour journey makes it even harder. Cruz del sur I heard is good too.

I got to meet a few of the mongers on the board. Some by chance and enjoyed the conversations that we had. It was good to meet all of you. I will be moving on to the tijuana or DR forum since thats my next move. I will also join the forum with a membership.

Good luck to all.

Surfer
11-08-05, 01:06
I was in Peru during Guzman's reign of terror too, though was not affected the way you were. And while I was no friend of Alan Garcia or his leftist cronies, before you endorse Fujimori, let us recite a few aspects of his reign:

1. Vladimir Montesinos
2. MANY Intis/Soles missing from public coffers (all the "evidence" that is necessary to convict on corruption charges given his responsibility as President)
3. Imposition of Martial Law and suspension of civil liberties used as pretext to intimidate/kill political opponents.

Like his neighbor to the South Pinochet, Fujimori was a corrupt tyrant with no respect for the rule of law. Yes Sendero (and Tupac Amaru) were violent, good for nothing terrorist groups help bent on mayhem, but just as the Bush administration has used 9/11 as a pretext for the rollback of civil liberties in ways completely unrelated to the all encompassing "war against terrorism", your boy Fuji used the terrorist groups as a effective excuse to impose his totalitarian ideas of government upon Peru.

Totalitarianism IS effective at maintaining "order", as I saw firsthand during my time in apartheid era South Africa, but the PRICE to be paid for that order is one no civilized nation should be forced to pay. I am embarrassed to admit I cannot recall who uttered this truism about the Iraq War, but the logic is unassailable: "Those who sacrifice liberty for security will soon have neither."

I DO agree that Latin American politics are quite fascinating (case study in BAD governance only exceeded by Africa).


Sorry mongers. I will post sex pictures taken in Peru (later tonight) to redeem my sin of talking politics.

Lima Busy
11-08-05, 05:47
Wow, Surfer and David33 are you sure you guys aren't spooks? Apartheid, Sendero bombings, My only war stories have to do with a few bad LSD trips and something to do with streaking, but I can't recall it now. All joking aside, you guy's have obviously seen some s**t.

Surfer, Although it has probably had several variations since and your quote is the post 9/11 version, I think it was originally Ben Franklin who said
"Those who are willing to sacrifice their basic liberties to assure their security deserve neither".

I heard tonight that "Fuji" was released. It was definetly the talk of the cafes tonight.

I find it refreshing to talk about something other than getting laid in Lima......

Now that David33 informed me we can run for public office at the municipal level, I was hoping we might be able to put together the "gringo party" down here.

Bueno Suerte,
LB

Leparticular
11-08-05, 11:12
LeParticular,
Leave your Loonie's and travellers checques at home as they are completly worthless here. Everybody and I mean Everybody uses a Atm card here. The four digit Pin is a must! If you bring cash it must be dollars or euro's and only clean, unripped bills will be accepted.

Well of coarse not the loonie. I was talking about U.S. when talking about cash, I thought it was a given. Didn't mean to confuse anyone.

Surfer
11-08-05, 21:51
Given the US government's success at devaluing the greenback (e.g. when W took office $1 bought 1.2 Euros, now a Euro costs a $1.30) , don't be surprised if the loonie replaces the greenback as currency of choice in Latin America. OK this is a bit of hyperbole, but monetary policy has NOT been this administrations' strongsuit (what is?) and things ARE getting more expensive. Colombia and Brasil are the two most conspicuous examples, but your $ that bought 3.8 Reals when Dumbo moved into the White House now buys 2.2 Reals, and Brasil is run by a leftist trade union leader (Ignacio da Silva AKA Lula)!

LB: In all my wild experiences one of the sketchiest was outside Trujillo on my recent trip. Gotta post that report tonight.

Leparticular
11-10-05, 10:16
don't be surprised if the loonie replaces the greenback as currency of choice in Latin America. OK this is a bit of hyperbole

I wouldn't go that far. Our trade is very tightly intertwined with yours. We go as you go. Although we're moving to diversify it more and more ;) Yeah a bit of a hyperbole me thinks.

1 more day till I hit the streets of Lima wearing my spanking new white Nikes, while naked with a digi cam dangling off my chest yelling "Ola!! yo touristo, rob me!!! "

Can't wait.

Artisttyp
11-10-05, 17:40
Well I'm back in New York now and everything seems better in lima at this moment.

The last night I was there I went to las Cucardas with Jamie, another member of the forum, and I enjoyed myself. $4 to get in and I gave the girl $20 wich included a tip. I had my tounge way up in some gorgeous latin booty. I also managed to score two email addresses from local Miraflores girls. Normal and sweet but nuthin is for nuthin. They want to make friends in other countries then when you come back to visit you bring them little gifts. Thats cool I've already written them back but if your only there for 2 weeks I don't see the purpose of it besides just being friendly which is also nice to do.

Unfortunately Peru doesn't have much. 15 hours of sand downcoast to the Chile border, an overpriced tourist destination of Cusco (even Peruvians admit it's a rip off). I hear Trujillo in the north is greener with nicer beaches but there are other options in South America. I loved the people of Peru and my heart goes out to them.

It all depends who you are and what your looking for. I would go back to Lima I just have a few other places to check out beforehand. Colombia sounds great as well as nicaragua. I'm going to explore the carribbean coast of south america. I feel many surprises await me.

If you get the chance listen to musica negra from a town called "Chincha" and try different assortments of "tejas" at the candy stores.

Good luck to you and I hope you find what your looking for.

Suerte!

Hoof Hunter
11-11-05, 04:46
Not even sure if you're back in Lima at this moment, but wanted to put this out to the board. I thought I had already posted something, but I apparently didn't.

You are the motherfucker in every way. Thanks for hanging out with me back in October in Lima. You're the real deal of the monger brethren. Thanks again.

To the board. This dude Screwed Up had me tripping (laughing) due to the unbelievable shit he was pulling off in normal spots. I'll leave that mention at that. I'll just say, he's got nuts the size of two icebergs in the Artic. LOL!!! He's a stand-up guy in every way. I thought he'd be tied down by his novia. No way, even it was even wilder when we hung out. She came along. We hit Pub Cubano, Bierhaus, Medival, and maybe other spots in Miraflores (I forget), getting drunk all along the way. Eventually, we lost each other and went our separate ways. Of course, at 4-5 in the morning or something, I ended up in Tequilas.

Next day, as I was headed for the airport, Screwed Up shows up at the hotel (Maria Luisa) with our crew from the previous night to take me to the airport. We get there, I offer gasoline for the ride (since I was already planning on paying the taxi). He wouldn't accept it, his girl would have none of it, I'm stuck with these freaking Peruvian soles. LOL!!!

Bottom line, Screwed is a stand-up good dude. If you ever get the pleasure of hanging with him, you need to be ready for the hardcore, then be ready to have a good time. He's a real deal dude amongst us. Thanks Screwed and send those pics!!!

Screwed Up
11-13-05, 00:54
Thanks for the kind words, Hoof.
I´ll get you the pics by Monday or Tuesday.
I was supposed to be in Africa right now, but some unpleasant events got those plans cancelled. As soon as the storm is over I´ll post all about it.

Yeah and we lost each other because that stupid bouncer misguided us. But oh well, my novia was drunk by then, so it was probably better that way.

Lima Busy
11-16-05, 18:18
Last monday I was supposed to go to the "Corner" for monday night football with a few expats and their "jungle girls". While I was killing time looking thru some ISG reports, I suddenly realized I had never checked out Camelia at R&V!

It was about 9pm when I arrived and nary a girl in sight. I told the manager I was interested in Camelia and she said I would have to wait 10 min or so and offered me a cuba libre since they were out of whiskey.

I had waited about 15 min or so with 2 other guys when low and behold Bibiana shows up kisses the others and plops down next to me. I do not think it showed in my face but I was afraid she was expecting me to go with her!

We talked about 10 minutes or so, when Camelia came down looking beautiful in a denim miniskirt and black halter top. After making the rounds she sat on the other side of me. We all talked together for about 10 min and Bibiana was cool with me wanting to try Camelia, although I did promise "B" I would be back soon for her.

C and I went up to a small room on the second floor and proceeded with a excellent massage, albiet con ropas. Normally I like to get down to business but I decided I wanted the "prize" BBFS with the star attraction and thought it best I took my time.

Without prompting she got naked and climbed on my back with some serious knee and elbow action. I remember seeing on the clock it was 9:45 when we went upstairs. We were about 30 min into it before I implemented my plan!

I pulled her next to me on the table and complemented for the great massage and how i had heard so many great things about her. The conversation went on with intermittant bouts of light kissing, touching and so on. As it got heavier I worked my way down her ears and neck to those wonderful perky little breasts. She had names for her left and right breasts which I can not recall, But when she pointed to her pussy and introduced it as Camelita I knew the plan was working!


(to be continued)
LB

Surfer
11-16-05, 18:54
Good story LB. Just curious if it is "my" Camelia?

Also, has it begun to warm up a bit yet? Here in California we are having our best weather of the whole year now. Truly lovely Indian sumnmmer days, and I wiondered whether the garua was lifting yet in Lima.

Jaimito Cartero
11-16-05, 21:13
Good story LB. Just curious if it is "my" Camelia?

Sounds like Camila to me. Nice perky B breasts. I got some clothed pics of her, but none showing her face like someone else got. Nice body to body massage. BBBJ for just the head, and CBJ for DT.

Definitely a good attitude.

Lima Busy
11-16-05, 21:29
You are both right, it is Camila! I am lousy with spelling and names. Did not get to finish the story due to work.

Surfer, yea we finally turned the corner weather wise about 3 day's ago. I am sure it is not as nice as "indian summer" in the states but it was a long ass winter and no spring!

LB

Surfer
11-17-05, 00:12
She is a bbbj queen, though YMMV ALWAYS applies in our hobby. Hmm. Waiting to hgear the rest of LB's story about bbfs, which is a bit surpriosing as I thought the R & V chicas were strict about no fs. Hmm.

Supersex
11-17-05, 00:17
Anyone have any experience with an agency called "bellas vip". I was quoted 140 US for complete service including anal. the girls on the site look good. I will be in Lima for the first time soon and do not have much time to explore due to business and need some delivery poon.

www.bellasvip.net

Any comments on this place? Any other good agencies, preferably with english speakers.

Thanks

Member #4351
11-17-05, 01:06
Forget about bbfs in R & V. Unless you´re willing to spend mega bucks and even then I think that it is extremely doubtful. That´s why the girls are working there, because they don´t have to do fs. Remember that there are holes in the doors with one way mirrors inside. That´s why the girls like to go into the uncomfortable saunas; no one is watching.

Locoman
11-17-05, 03:24
Hi guys,

Funny comments by Surfer about the loonie overtaking the USD in latin america. With Paul Martin's government into deep, deep shit (call for elections, money scandal, etc.), i doubt it's gonna happen soon.

Will be again in Lima mid-january after a couple of weeks of cuban heat. I like the idea of Santa Claus being a nice mulata from Cienfuegos with C cups and no beard. Will report on the cuban section.

Always a pleasure to read you all, by the way. Especially those who have the luck of being adoptive limenos.

Suerte compadres,

Locoman

Surfer
11-18-05, 00:01
and uncomfortable too. Who is watching through the holes? Was it you David? LOL!

Supersex: Just hit Tequila's late at night and you'll find cutes ones willing to give up the culito for less than UD$140.

Shamas
11-18-05, 05:47
I've finalized my initial hotel, Maria Louisa, I'll stay there for a few days while I'm out searching for a better deal. I've not heard back from Nido Inn, Los Americas will not budge, even with a cash bait. I've had a few others respond but they were a bit too far away.

My first night is going to be interesting, I have some info on a few gals but they don't work late, I do have one other who does, I'm going to try one of the girls from Peru Models. I'll get her name and report on it tomorros.

Since the Hotel and Resturant sections have been added it has made it so much easier and nicer for a newbie to navigate and absorb.

Bark Bark Arf Bark Fart

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

Jaimito Cartero
11-18-05, 07:38
I've finalized my initial hotel, Maria Louisa, I'll stay there for a few days while I'm out searching for a better deal. I've not heard back from Nido Inn, Los Americas will not budge, even with a cash bait.

I stopped by the Nido Inn the day my money disappeared. If they would have given me a good deal I would have switched. They wouldn't budge on their prices, however.

For anyone checking in, I'd always email them and ask that you've heard about room thefts and want a safe/lock box in your room. If a lot of people mention it, then I'm sure that something will be done about it.

I still really like the ML, and hope that they put the safes in the room.

Jaimito Cartero
11-18-05, 07:39
Since the Hotel and Resturant sections have been added it has made it so much easier and nicer for a newbie to navigate and absorb.

I still have my infamous Troc vs San Pablo vs Las Cucardas report to do, along with a couple of restaurant reviews. Hopefully I'll have time to do them this weekend.

Shamas
11-18-05, 13:34
Jaimito

Please do post your reports on the different play grounds, we all need your prespective.

I did read your report and will press them for a lock box and make it a point to let them know how important it is to run a safe house

Thanks

Shamas O'D

Lima Busy
11-18-05, 22:01
I've finalized my initial hotel, Maria Louisa, I'll stay there for a few days while I'm out searching for a better deal. I've not heard back from Nido Inn, Los Americas will not budge, even with a cash bait. I've had a few others respond but they were a bit too far away.

Shamas, I do not think you will find a better deal than $15 a night at ML, IMHO you are better off spending your time seeing the sights,enjoying the great cuisine and shagging a few locals along the way.


My first night is going to be interesting, I have some info on a few gals but they don't work late, I do have one other who does, I'm going to try one of the girls from Peru Models. I'll get her name and report on it tomorros.

Most of the website chica's only work till 10pm. It is generally considered less hassle if you are coming in late to just head over to Tequilas. If you are in Miraflores before midnite you might want to try "Flying Dog". Some of the talent comes there first. It can be hit or miss depending on the night.

Lb

Shamas
11-19-05, 06:02
Thanks for the info on later night prowling, I'll be out there howling at the moon, or some gals moon. I'm not going to make any firm plans for my first night, there are toooo many things that can go wrong.

I've been some places that rocked at 1am while some other places I've been were pretty much dead at that time. From reading these posting LIM seems to offer something till about 3am.

I'm really tired now, got to get some rest and get my donkey on the big bird tomorrow.

Jaimito Cartero
11-19-05, 06:22
It is generally considered less hassle if you are coming in late to just head over to Tequilas.

Remember that the ML desk has free coupons to enter Tequila (plus it includes a drink as well). They have two different ones, one good for Mon-Wed entry, and one good any day. Make sure you get the right one.

Shamas
11-20-05, 18:45
I got to Lima Peru early this morning, the flight was as good as I could hope for. Everything was on time. This means going home will be a pain in the donkey

My taxi driver didn´t know where my hotel was, I had a good map, it helped but he still had to get directions BUT we made it. I got out a took a walk, found Pizza Alley and a few of the more famous Girl areas but I was tired so I came home alone.

I´ts Sunday early afternoon, I´m heading out to get breakfast and will do a call in. I have a few phone numbers so the first one who hits gets my first blast.

The weater here is great and I hope it stays that way

Shamas O´Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

Shamas
11-21-05, 18:58
Took a short walk yesterday after making my 1st posting and ran into Screwed Up and his GF, it´s a small town :-), He´s a very nice guy and his offer to help was very generous and I will take him up on it.

I tried to get my first choice in to see me yesterday afternoon but just could not communicate with her, BUT I will get the taken care of today

I got Danialita in, here is a link to the web site she can be seen on http://www.placeresdelperu.com/kinesiologas.html
She´s on the top row, second from the right. The Picture is touched up but what showed up was excellent. She is very petite and slim but nicely built, cute and has a very good attitude. She wasn´t much into pics but I got a few. Her tits are smaller but no sag to them, no fat on her but not boney either, very good skills and a nice round firm rump, my kinda of gal.

I got a nap after she finished me off, I would have slept away the evening if the staff hadn´t worried and called to see if I was OK. I like that.

It was very cool last night and the locals were all bundled up in coats and mufflers, me, I had my Shakey TShirt on. BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS AND LOOSE WOMEN.

I got picked up by a local gal who wants to practice her English skills. She´s really pretty and was very good company. She´s not into P4P nor sex but wanted to show me the local area and attractions. She was great company. We had a late night snack and I gave her bus money home (5/S about $1.50). She´s supposed to come by today and show me around some more. I´ll have her help me contact "H" who I could not communicate with yesterday.

Got to get going, places to go and people to see

Shamas O´D

Lima Busy
11-21-05, 19:42
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS AND LOOSE WOMEN. IShamas O´D

A few of us saw you in the park with your girl last night, We just assumed you forgot to get off the plane in COSTA RICA!!!!

Enjoy your stay!

LB

My Way
11-21-05, 21:17
I got Danialita in, here is a link to the web site she can be seen on http://www.placeresdelperu.com/kinesiologas.htmlWOW. Some nice pics on that site.

How much is the price for an hour with such a cutie? I don't want to dirve the prices up?

How is the overall service level of the internet girls in Lima?

Thanks for answering.

my way

Shamas
11-22-05, 18:40
It B I and I B having a good ole time.

I´ve met Screwed Up, a very nice guy.

As far as the girl I was talking with in the Park, she picked me up, wants to practice her English skills. I smell a scam coming on from her but I´m keeping her away from my wallet and won´t let her dictate where we go or what we do.

I¨ve been hitting the Old Pub nightly for an after dinner drink, If yáll remember what I look like say hay.

I had a date with Hrmi last night, thanks so much to NJ Dude II for helping out. She´s really a sweetheart, great body and a rump to die for. I´ll be going to her place tomorrow to have a duet with her and her amiga Elzth. That should be very interesting.

Got to go, I´m supposed to see SmothCat this evening for a beer and swap some stories.

XXL
11-22-05, 22:57
Two places are often mentioned in one breath : Trocadero and Curcardas. The basic rates are low in both places (35 soles in Cucardas and 20 soles in Trocadero).

Trocadero though, is by far the best of both: it has ten times as many girls and some of them are quite nice and will do anything apart from unsafe sex. Trocadero is eerie at first, you wonder if it's safe at all but after spending some time there you find it intriguing and fun. You just walk down a corridor with rooms like prison-cells on both sides. Girls keep their door open and show themselves in full or half-light until a customer steps in. It is reminiscent of Frankfurt Germany ten years ago only everything happens on the same floor, no need to keep ascending and descending flights of stairs. Taxis for getting back into town were no problem in Trocadero even at 8 o'clock pm. The trip to Trocadero from Miraflores is much longer than to Cucardas but part of it is along the beach so it takes only a bit more time than to Cucardas. As already mentioned in this forum, the time to go to Trocadero is as from 5 pm because it only opens at 4 and takes about two hours to fill up with girls. Once you're there you have the choice between two entry points, if you're short of time the one to the right is the best choice, the one to the left is 5 soles cheaper and has fewer and less good-looking girls.

The main advantage of Cucardas is that it opens earlier than Trocadero. The two girls I had in Cucardas were fussy and reluctant. The first one was unwieldy in bed and then refused to do a BB-handjob (handjob, not blowjob!). With the second one I negotiated for me to give her head but she only reluctantly fullfilled her promise of letting me do so. This is no longer safe-sex, more like don't-touch-me-sex. If I ever return to Lima, Cucardas will be very low on my priority list.

Lima has remarkably few top-range places compared to say Sao Paulo. You could say the scene is dominated by low-range, cheap places. I know some people will disagree but I saw some girls in bottom-range Trocadero that were no less good-looking than the girls in Emmanuelle night club if you discount the plastic surgery, of which there is far less to see in Trocadero, of course.

There's a place called Polvos Azules in downtown Lima where you can buy anything including counterfeit designer shoes and clothing. You can also buy (pirate) blue-movies at 5 to 8 soles each. They're remarkably good so if you want to turn you hotel room into a X-rated theater you can do so at a cheap price, like so much in Lima. When coming out of Polvos Azules you reach an area with street-walkers. The rate there is 20 soles. They looked to me like hardened, coke-snorting types, but some were younger and better-looking. The places I was supposed to follow them in look run-down and dirty though. I wonder if anyone in this forum ever tried going in there, I didn't dare.

NJ Dude II
11-22-05, 23:27
I won't recommend going to the Trocadero. It's located in a very rough part of town. I'm from Lima and I don't dare to go there. I'm not a pussy , it's just common sense : why risk to get mugged when you can have good girls on safe places ? On the other hand, it is true Trocadero got hundred of girls at very very cheap prices. Peru is a poor country, and this is where poor people to to f**k. If you dare to go, go on broad daylight, and never alone !

Cucardas has nice girls, but sex is mechanical and business like. You might find a diamond on the rough. Young and pretty girls there.

I found GFE service in the saunas and independents.

Pete

Shamas
11-22-05, 23:37
I had mentioned that I had been picked up by B who wanted to practice her Inglish. Well she came by for lunch today and we went to the room for a massage (my legs & back kill me when I sit in most chairs). Well the massage and Inglash lession turned into a greek/russian&greek dog lesson.

Had a hot and passionate time with this gal, when we got through she would only take bus fare home 10,000.oo NS

Just joking she took 10/S and that was that. She claims I´m a bad influance on her, yea right, she didn´t learn those tricks as a tour guide. I think she about corrupted me (sorry had to take a break, I fell out of the chair laughing, corrupt me lolololololol hahahahahaha)

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with Harumi and Elizabeth at their place, can´t wait.

Smoth cat is supposed to give me shout this evening, I ´m going to get a quick bite to eat first and hopfull have a beer with him.

Shamas O´D

R Brandon
11-23-05, 00:05
Hey Shamas,

It is starting to sound so good, I may have to come for a warmup trip in January. Enjoying your reports so far.

Rbc100

Lima Busy
11-23-05, 04:25
Miguel, The girls on the sight Shamas is referring too go for 120-150 soles. These are all freelancers, and you can see Daniela's real photos posted further back by NJdude. Daniela is pretty firm at 150. There are other internet sites that go from 30-180 soles.

XXL,
Did not want your good report to go unnoticed, Props!!!!! The board is somewhat divided between Cucs and the Troc, guess we will have to wait for Jaimito's in depth report. Personally I like the troc for the surreal atmosphere,but have to give room 55 on the left(la bote,not troc) two thumbs up.

Polvos Azules, Je Je. I used too go there weekly for my Jack Daniels (cheaper than the states) and since I already paid 1 sole for parking and had 1/2 hour left I used to shag a 18 y/o hard body every week or so for 20 soles plus 1 sole for the room. The trocadero is a 5***** hotel compared to 114A. No running water and they use the toilet paper sparingly. Give the guys at the front a liter of Inca Cola and you can take as long as you want.

Shamas, been getting a few complaints from the ML. Seems you are hogging the computer at night. Glad to hear you had a good time with hrmi(Harumi). You really should check out Tequilas one night, It will cost the same as Daniela and there is quite a selection. Saw you and Smovecat at parquetito tonight, Hope you guys have a ball!!!!

LB

NJ Dude II
11-23-05, 05:54
I'd like to know if any one have had the chance to hook up with modelos/anfitrionas in Lima. These are very pretty model-quality semi-pros. A friend told me that they do not have webpages, they do not advertise, they just show up at the discos (Tequila Rock comes to mind), you pay her drink, you dance with them, go out as friends one or two times, give them some gifts, and then after some time you take them to the hotel. Once they are in the room, they 'remember' they have an urgent need, like tuition, or a sick mom, or something like that. Price is usually $ 100 an hour. 'That would help me a lot'. Since i heard from two different sources the same MO.

Shamas
11-23-05, 07:23
I want to see Harumi and her amiga Elizabeth together. My hotel only allows one guest at a time. I´m supposed to go see them at their place in Surco (sp) district.

Is Surco too dangerous for an afternoon taxi ride, would it be wiser and safer to get a room at the Las Palmas for the program with them

Thanks for any help

Shamas O´D

Lima Busy
11-23-05, 15:56
Shamas, Have a blast, Surco is fine in the daytime and not bad at night especially for a guy like you.

LB

Shamas
11-23-05, 18:09
Thanks LB, I was really concerned, I´m too old to be fighting.

Life IS Good

Shamas O´Dognasty
Gourmet Catering &
Septic Tank Cleaning

Surfer
11-23-05, 18:35
Neither are late night options, but Cucardas is open until midnight (when iwas there on weeknights at least)whereas trocadero closes at 10pm I believe. Troc is much larger, but the rooms and chicas at Cucardas were of higher standard. Cucardas has strip shows and a pleasant bar area where you can hang and chat. Troc's ambience is akin to death row. That being said, there were a couple stunners at troc (which was big surprise). LOTS of REALLY scary ones toothough.

Supersex
11-24-05, 00:28
While in Lima recently I took a risk and used and agency. My first sample was from Karen. She was petite and pretty, spoke no english. She was very shy and inexperienced, she didnt even know how to open the condom wrapper. Her service included DFK, DATY, and several positions, she was open to anything. Tight shaved cat and a great ass. Looks = 7, Service = 7. Cost 90 US.

Second round was with Abigail. Again petite and pretty, eastern european look to her, good english skills, shaved cat, very outgoing. Service included DFK, DATY, BBBJB, 69, rimming, several positions. A true GFE, after the deed she spent a long time laying with me kissing me all over and rubbing, she wanted to stay all night. Looks = 8, Service = 10. Cost 90US.

The service was overall good, girls arrived within an hour and were discreet which I needed due to my travel situation. This was my first time in Peru and know why it is popular with the mongers. Wish I had more time to sample the other local hot spots, but I will be back.

John Sperm
11-24-05, 01:17
Surco is where I have a House, its on the third block of Ayacucho Ave. Biggest house on the block, safe hell yeah .. no problems at all even when I went back after 10 Years, Not a prob just do not hit Surco viejo, Old Surco by the Square I have heard stories... well Anyways on your way back ask the cabbie to give you the Scenic route via Benavides and Drive around Higuereta, you cannot miss it is the big Rotonda on Tomas Marsano, there I guarantee that you will find some good ass at any given time heck even take the money exchnage girl some look good as hell.... and have some pollo a la brasa at canastas, just accross the street .. good luck and yeah Surco is safe

Shamas
11-24-05, 02:46
the trip to surco was totally painless, good neighborhoods all the way.

the program with the two ladies was a1 to say the least. both ladies are very pretty, have great attitudes and work hard for their money.

i´m supposed to hook up with jackster and rep001 this evening and the two gals from this afternoon and hit the alley.

life is good

shamas o´d

R Brandon
11-24-05, 02:57
Darn Shamas, I can't get there quick enough. I expected it would be good. I have an airmiles ticket on hold for Jan. 27 for 9 days.

rbc100

Jimbox
11-26-05, 03:01
I went to peru not long ago. I went to the troc and las cucs. I wish i could post pictures but my camera got stolen in the airport. Anyways, the last time i went to the cucardas i was talkin to the taxi driver. He told me that las cucardas was a good place to go, BUT he also told me that there were better places to go. i sort of smiled and i asked what type of chicks can you find in those place, and he said that most of the chicks are from Europe. This place is supposed to be located near miraflores, near a bank and in the lower floor of a building and the shoot is around $100. Just wondering if anybody know anthing about this place.

Cheers

Shamas
11-26-05, 03:18
Had Harumi and her amiga Elizabeth come to the Maria Luisa hotel. Jackster escorted E in, I had H. We went to my room, chatted for a second and Jackster departed leaving me with two too hot babes. I had a session with both of them just two days ago at their place but the bed was really too small, well that isn´t a problem, I have a King size bed and it´s a playground and a half.

The extra bed size really helped out, I got sucked on, licked on, bit on, pinched on, turned on and sat apon in different ways with different great rumps. Titty flogged, nipple tickled and choked/smothred with four breasts - then the fun started. Geeze I´m still half wobbley, life IS Good.

These two gals are very different, H is part Japanese, slim with a great rump, light colored skin and nice B cups. E is darker, shorter, has agumented tits C cups at least and both are very good looking and have great attitudes.

We did the bj, hj, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and the greekdog all. Life is Good.

The BEST was afterwards. We were wasting away a few minutes, I had some music on the tube and H was getting into watching herself dance in the full size miror next to my bed. Watching that fine and excellent body go heather and yon, to and from, rumba and karumba, I do like Butts and her´s is great

Got to go, much to do

Shamas O´Dognasty

Jaimito Cartero
11-26-05, 10:44
Well, I'm up in Maine right now, so no complete report on these yet (with pics). I'll put them up before I go to Russia in a couple of weeks.

All 3 places have their own charms. I'm a value monger, and just get a real kick out of dirt cheap chicas. One thing to keep in mind, is that most of the chicas end up costing the same for the amount of time you get them.

You might get a San Pablo chica for 16 soles ($4.75) for 15 mins. You get a Troc chica for 20 soles for 20 or 30 mins. And for 40 soles you get a Las Cucardas chica for 30 mins.

Basic info:

San Pablo: No entry fee. Hard to find the first time. Buy ticket for 16 soles, or give the chica the money. Most chicas did not ask for tips. I'd guess there are 50-70 chicas when I went there. (Including the ones sitting around the room, with no permanent room).

Taxi cost 7 or 8 soles from Miraflores. You might have to walk the last few blocks as much of it is fenced off around the vegetable/fruit market. Looks fairly dangerous. I had no problems, however. I went about 10am or so. Opens at 6am, I think. Some super hot chicas here, including an asian chica. Much better than Pizza Alley.

Some nice chicas here, and lots of marginal stuff too. Less than 50% would do BBBJ. The girls will give you their numbers as well.

Trocadero: Make sure you go to the right one. Two times taxi drivers took me to Las Cucardas. 13 soles entry. Three hallways. Center hallway seemed to have the nicest looking chicas, but the front rooms are the better quality chicas. There are some real granny's at the end of the halls. 20 soles, most said for 1/2 an hour. I think some will do anal for 30 soles. It's usually written on their doors 20/s or 30/s.

Somewhere around 60-80 chicas here. Some super nice looking ones. I asked the very nice and medium nice chicas for BBBJ and found about 30% would do it. One quoted me an extra 30 soles, which I politely scoffed at.

The chicas control the room time, so you can negotiate longer times if you wish. I had one ask for a tip.

I paid 13 soles for the taxi going there, and 15 going back. They have some taxi's there, but they will try to get a bit of extra money out of you.

Las Cucardas: High end of the meat market. Most are good looking or better. 20 soles entry, 40 soles for 1/2 an hour, though I think they may short your time a bit.

I've had mixed luck here. I found about 25% would do BBBJ. Definitely nicer looking that the other two places. They will try to rush you though, and get on to the next paying customer. Will ask for tips. Mine asked for 10 soles.

About 40 ladies there the night I went. If you just want to fuck, this may be a good option for you. If you like a BBBJ, may be a bit harder.

I would recommend all 3 places to someone wanting to have fun. I personally liked San Pablo the best. Perhaps it's the tinge of danger, along with the rock bottom pricing.

Just the thought that you could fuck 60 different women for $275 is amazing.

I'll either update this report with pics, or add a few more comments when I edit them next week.

(As for massage places, Relax y Vida was by far my favorite place.)

My Way
11-26-05, 19:22
Hit Lima yesterday. Wasn't in a mood for paid sex. Altoug was looking a bit arround. Went to tequila rock. Lots of girls. Some nice ones. Asking price was 80 US for 2 houres. A bit steep and very professional attitudes.

Staying in maria louisa. Got a room for 50 soles. Nice bed, big mirror, tv with porn channel. Good deal.

Couple of nice looking ladys on the street. I like the mixture between asia and south america.

Anyone want to go out tonight (or need someone to escort a lady back to the hotel --> offer for shamas) pm me please.

My way

Lima Busy
11-26-05, 23:39
I was talking to Flying Ace down at the corner cafe for monday night football and he told me the new Madonna Club website was almost ready. Well here it is with directions for all you "newbies". http://www.club-madonna.com/
Tell the doorman you are friends with "Francisco" and you do not pay the cover charge.

LB

KingRolo
11-27-05, 03:57
Well guys,

I arrived in Miraflores this morning, im staying in a cheapo hostel for this night, i am going to try and find a hotel tomorrow.

I am going to be here for a couple more nights if anyone wants to hook up, not sure if im looking to do some hardcore mongering though I wouldn't mind going to some stripclubs or normal clubs to see some chica action.

Anywayz, if you wanna hook up in the evening let me know.

Cheers

RoLo

XXL
11-27-05, 06:08
Jaimito,

A first-rate report. Your appraisal of Troc vs Cucardas tallies with mine. I missed San Pablo altogether, and none of the taxi drivers to point me to it either! All the more reason to keep Lima on my shopping list of countries. The sex market in Lima is 90% low-end and 10% high-end (the reverse would apply in places like Sao Paulo or Rio). That's what makes Lima such a special place. Whether you've got extra money is irrelevant, having your way with good-looking females for the price of a hamburger is thrilling in its own right.

Cultvult
11-27-05, 18:55
After spending a few hours one night with just one delectable young woman (see earlier post), it was time to try something completely different. Went to Las Curcadas around lunchtime and there were about 15 girls 'on duty' with only about 5 men in all during the 2 hours I was there. The girls are mostly in their late teens/ early 20s and quite attractive (see prices, directions and setup in recent posts by others). I began with a dark-skinned and athletic girl who said she was from the north of Peru - looking quite Amazonian-native. The routine seems to be CBJ followed by any position(s) of your choice till finish within 20-30 minutes with a wash-up provided. The last procedure seems to be quite odd with the girl doing the washing with the shower-head and liquid-soap while you are asked to hold a plastic basin which then gets emptied into the bidet in the bedroom.

After a short rest my second choice was a petite mestiza who wooed me around the corridors and turned out to be from Ecuador - like a couple of others. Same routine, except I changed the washup to having her hold the showerheard while I washed myself directly over the bidet. After a longer rest, I went with a girl I had declined earlier, not being into ample racks. But we had started chatting (really using mostly smiles and nods with the odd word or phrase) while being amused by a dance routine rehearsal in the bar area. Viviana was a mid-20s white blonde from Peru with great attitude, and had a room with the most mirrors. Though she spoke no English, she faked her orgasms with 'Yes, yes' which was funny and I teased about her great dramatic talent. A fascinating, no-fuss and inexpensive alternative experience in Lima - worth a try.

Enricos
11-27-05, 19:02
The young ladies in the Madonna club look hot.

Shamas
11-27-05, 19:21
Went to Madonna Club last night, it wasn´t hard to find as they have a very good map on thier web site. Entry fee was S/30 which included a drink. I looked over the girls, most were very pretty to say the least. One who I spent most of my time talking to was very cute, had a great body with smallish tits. She smiled and moved and moved and smiled and in short was an excellent piece of eye candy. No signs of having any kids and skin was flawless and firm. Did I mention how cute she was and what a great smile she had. Well most of the girls there were quite pretty.

I tried to see about getting her out of there to my hotel, way to expensive.

The staff was excellent and helpful, did everything they could to make me comfortable.

Suave Gato
11-28-05, 21:17
I have been traveling to Lima for many years and have always been impressed with its potential. They have world class hotels, the finest dining, upscale bars and a very European feel. While Lima has most of the infrastructure in place to make it a great destination, it is seriously lacking, when it comes to Casino’s and high-end escorts. I heard that they expanded the casino at the Marriott and built a new one over at the Doubletree but they need to wean these Peruvians off the tragamoneda’s (slot machines) if they want to bring in a good crowd. On the bright side there are a lot of well dressed, well educated women in there 30’s that you can find over in San Isidro(around Camino Real) Surco (El Polo) and shopping in La Molina (Jockey Plaza). The Placere’s girls will generally go with you for $150.00 a day plus expenses. I have found Emmanuelle’s and Suites de Barranco to have the best choices and if you get to know some of the girls, they can be convinced to take off work and stay/travel with you. Another option is these liquor models you see working at Santa Isabel/Tottus/Wong’s. I have met a few young gems from time to time and although young they are energetic. I have not been to Madonna Club yet, can anybody tell me what the bar fine is for overnight? And are multiple days possible?

ALP

Lima Busy
12-01-05, 20:52
Apine,

I have been traveling to Lima for many years and have always been impressed with its potential. They have world class hotels, the finest dining, upscale bars and a very European feel. While Lima has most of the infrastructure in place to make it a great destination, it is seriously lacking, when it comes to Casino’s and high-end escorts. I heard that they expanded the casino at the Marriott and built a new one over at the Doubletree but they need to wean these Peruvians off the tragamoneda’s (slot machines) if they want to bring in a good crowd.

Have not had a chance to check these out in quite awhile as most gringo's play blackjack at the Hacienda. I would generally agree with you as it is impossible to find a good game of poker or craps in this town. When I get a chance, I will let you know.


On the bright side there are a lot of well dressed, well educated women in there 30’s that you can find over in San Isidro(around Camino Real) Surco (El Polo) and shopping in La Molina (Jockey Plaza). The Placere’s girls will generally go with you for $150.00 a day plus expenses.
Most of the classy (read Euro descent) Limena's won't have anything to do with a gringo. If they are slumming (looking for gringo's) they will be over in the Miraflores spots known for the other "white meat" Obviously if you are a classy european or even better yet from spain, you will have no problems. Most Limena's think I am european and always give me eye until I open my mouth.


Another option is these liquor models you see working at Santa Isabel/Tottus/Wong’s.

Santa Isabel is gone, now it is Vivanda, I find the best models over in the tottus in San Isidro.

Leparticular
12-03-05, 08:51
Got back home last sunday after a two week stint in Lima and surrounding area.
I gotta admit that Lima has easily become one of the best places I've been and I've been around a lot. I really destressed my mind and soul while there and I feel refreshed.

As far as mongering goes all of my girls where street walkers whom I picked up at Pizza Alley, Arequipa, centre lima, etc. all over. I've had 1 or two chicas every night I was there (except for the first and last nights). Some didn't want me to take their photos, some asked me to cover their faces and still some didn't care at all and were quite happy to pose. I'll share the photos in the photo thread. I didn't pay more than s50 to any of the chicas I've been with. The cheapest I've paid was s40.

As far as quality of women are concerned, it was all over the place. I'd rate it an 8/10. Although I'm sure the 9s and 10s aren't street walking but gotta a high paying gig at one of the high end brothels.

Anyway, I stayed in an apartment on Ave. Grau in Barranco just a couple of blocks from the water and totally enjoyed my time there as it was very nice and safe. I've only seen the owners the first and last days. It cost me $25 U.S. a night.

I met a taxi driver whom offered to drive me around for s15/hr which I've found to be quite good. I'm not sure what you Lima people pay but I thought it was cheep. At that rate a ride to the airport and back is s15! I took him 2-3 hours south of Lima one time to places like Hermosa, San bartolo, etc. He also used to bring me a chica every day at 6 p.m. I gave him s20 for his troubles.
Lima is so good, Chicas are delivered!!! hahaha..
Too bad I met him on my 4th or 5th day, can't remember exactly which. He also told me about a brothel called NeNe on Argentina Ave. Cuadro 9. He recommended it and drove me by it one time. When your driving on Argentina and come to the number 975 (which is quite prominent) turn on that little street and it's right there.

I'm kicking myself over not going to the Casino right across Larco mar on the foot of Larco Av. though. I'm not a gambler but decided to go kill a few hours and a few bucks in that place one night. I met this one lady that works there. SHe's quite light, tall and I think she goes by the name Clara or something similar. her english is ok as well. Anyways, after a lengthy chat I asked her to come over to my place the next day before work. She works the late night shift 11 - 7 I think. She agreed, and was quite pleasant the whole time. She took my address and all. I wasn't even tipping her much so it's not like she was milking me or anything. But the ***** didn't show up the next day, and I had a flight schedueled that night and couldn't return to the Casino. Oh well, who knows what happened. Anyways, I hope one of you studs gets a piece of that ass for me.

Lima a great town with great people, food, weather, scenery and most importantly Pussy!!!!!

Mr Jetsetter
12-03-05, 18:45
I have been carefully studying every Lima report from January 2004 on in preparation for my upcoming trip to Lima in May 2006. The essence of my research can be distilled into the following inescapable conclusions:

1. The ladies of Lima are uniformly "butt ugly."
2. David 33 is a commissioned tout/pimp for the Trocadero club, constantly shepherding visiting mongers to this exotic, hard-to-reach establishment and making so damn much money in the process he can jet off to BA or SEA on a whim. Do the math: 20% x *$8US x 100s of visiting ISG newbies = a considerable fortune.
3. By factoring in the "big three" of value, quality and performance, there are really only five "must visit" mongering establishments in Lima: the BT at the Hotel los Andes, Tequila Rock, Clun Nene (or Nenne?), Club Emmanuelle, and the Suites of Barranco.
4. One doesn't need to worry about not speaking Spanish. In fact, since English is the world's most dominant and superior language -- the linguistic glue that binds the global economy -- you will be doing the puta a favor by refusing to speak Spanish with her and encouraging her to at least speak English on a rudimentary level.

I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming. If time permits, I might be willing to share a portion of my expertise with Lima mongers next May, in exchange for drinks and dinner and a possible trip to the Troc. Please PM me for a sneak preview of my soon-to-be-released tome, "An Expert's Guide to the Dos and Don'ts of Successful International Mongering," co-written with TonyUSA.

Lima Busy
12-03-05, 19:51
MrJetsetter,
Having written numerous reports on the scene in Lima, I must say I feel slighted in your research and hope that next time you would include a few kind words?


I have been carefully studying every Lima report from January 2004 on in preparation for my upcoming trip to Lima in May 2006. The essence of my research can be distilled into the following inescapable conclusions:

1. The ladies of Lima are uniformly "butt ugly."

I have to agree with you on this point. Lima is known for it's tailoring and they really should do something with those uniforms!


David 33 is a commissioned tout/pimp for the Trocadero club, constantly shepherding visiting mongers to this exotic, hard-to-reach establishment and making so damn much money in the process he can jet off to BA or SEA on a whim. Do the math: 20% x *$8US x 100s of visiting ISG newbies = a considerable fortune.

I have often wondered about this myself. The entrance fee is only $4, but I bet he has been tacking on another $4 for himself. I also think he pay's for the gas and buy's dinner so these newbie's don't know they are getting ripped off.


By factoring in the "big three" of value, quality and performance, there are really only five "must visit" mongering establishments in Lima: the BT at the Hotel los Andes, Tequila Rock, Clun Nene (or Nenne?), Club Emmanuelle, and the Suites of Barranco.

You have gone to far now MRJetsetter!!!!!!! You have just given up Lima's resident monger's most closely guarded secrets.


One doesn't need to worry about not speaking Spanish. In fact, since English is the world's most dominant and superior language -- the linguistic glue that binds the global economy -- you will be doing the puta a favor by refusing to speak Spanish with her and encouraging her to at least speak English on a rudimentary level.

Most experienced LA mongers know you only need spanish when you are in a dangerous area or confronted by the Policia and then the line ( Donde es tu puta de madre) will usually generate assistance. Sorry if I gave away one of those secrets in your trome.


I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming. If time permits, I might be willing to share a portion of my expertise with Lima mongers next May, in exchange for drinks and dinner and a possible trip to the Troc. Please PM me for a sneak preview of my soon-to-be-released tome, "An Expert's Guide to the Dos and Don'ts of Successful International Mongering," co-written with TonyUSA.
Ohh, can I have the contact details on that truckstop?

LB

Member #4351
12-04-05, 03:54
Mr Jetsetter,

And I make so much that I fly Business Class.

Matt Navan Man
12-04-05, 13:29
I humbly proclaim that I am a world-class monger of the highest order, having hungrily sampled the carnal menu offered in Amsterdam, Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Curacao, Denver, Indonesia, New York, Prague, and a truck stop near Cheyenne, Wyoming. Hi "Jetsetter"

How can you possibly claim to be a world-class monger?

Your list of countries mongered is above average but quite limited and having never sampled the delights of Thailand, Cambodia, Philippines, Vietnam or China (in no particular order) you haven't lived yet. I suggest extensive reading of this forum and then some serious expenditure at your local travel agency!

Surfer
12-04-05, 17:47
either he is he is quite funny or he is richly deserving of being droped off dwon by the docks in Callao late at night. STILL not sure which.

Surfer
12-04-05, 18:03
Costa Rica, Curacao and Buenos Aires are places I would take my wife (if I still had one LOL!) or mother (if she wasn't too old to travel). HARDLY a resume of of hardcore mongering venues or exotic, Third world, locations. More Conde Naste than ISG LOL!

He DOES mention Indonesia, one of the VERY best places on Earth for GFE, yet has no posts on Indonesia and one can specualte his experience was limited to Bali or Batam (weekend getaway for rich Singaporean chinese). So Jetsetter, DO set the record straight on your mongering experience in Indonesia (or it will confirm the impression that you are a narcissist poseur). STICKING OUT TONGUE EMOTICON.

Also, he cannot spell Colombia correctly (uses a U like the majority of the uninformed) and apparently lacks the cojones to go despite admitting the best looking women on Earth are from Colombia (he deduced this from a trip to Curacao according to his post to Ricker).

R Brandon
12-04-05, 18:19
Post deleted.

Dickhead
12-05-05, 00:33
Greetings fellow mongers. I will be arriving in Lima on Christmas Day and would like to proceed immediately to Trujillo. My flight arrives at 9:40 AM.

1) Will the intercity buses be running on Christmas Day?
2) Someone told me Trujillo is 8 hours by bus and another guy claims it's 6 hours. Anyone know the truth?
3) Approximate bus fare?
4) Is Lima like Buenos Aires with one big intercity bus terminal or is it like Santiago with several, each serving a few different cities?
5) How much should I pay for a cab from the airport to the bus station?

Any other helpful advice will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

Richard T. Head, Esq.

Jaimito Cartero
12-05-05, 00:58
Greetings fellow mongers. I will be arriving in Lima on Christmas Day and would like to proceed immediately to Trujillo. My flight arrives at 9:40 AM.

1) Will the intercity buses be running on Christmas Day?
2) Someone told me Trujillo is 8 hours by bus and another guy claims it's 6 hours. Anyone know the truth?
3) Approximate bus fare?
4) Is Lima like Buenos Aires with one big intercity bus terminal or is it like Santiago with several, each serving a few different cities?
5) How much should I pay for a cab from the airport to the bus station?

Any other helpful advice will be appreciated.

Sincerely,

Richard T. Head, Esq.


Don't you want to know how much the Brahma costs per liter? :)

Dickhead
12-05-05, 02:00
OK, I booked the Expreso Cruz del Sur and it leaves at 10:30 PM from San Isidro district. So forget my question about whether the bus runs on Christmas; it does. I have RTFF of course but from looking at maps it is unclear to me if there is anything to do in this district. It's an overnight bus so I will save the hotel cost. But other than getting mind numbingly drunk between my plane's arrival and my bus's departure, any suggestions for this length of time in Lima? I've been there before so I don't give a shit about any touristic stuff but given that it will be Christmas Day, what might be my options?

So how much does beer cost there? I just remember really disliking Cristal.

Mr Jetsetter
12-05-05, 02:25
My post was an attempt to be humorous, after wading thru page after page of the Tony USA vs. David 33 conflict. I was thinking my reference to Tony USA in my post would have been the giveaway.

Surfer,
My experiences in Indonesia consisted of a few visits to a large, government-run bordello near Palu, Sulawesi in 1994, long before I even knew how to access the internet, let alone post on any mongers board. I do have the cojones to visit Colombia, although I don't think I'd feel as comfortable traveling around the countryside, as I'm planning on doing during my Peru trip next May, in which I plan on spending at least a week in the Amazon region and another somewhere in the Andes. I am sure I will make it to Colombia in the next year or two. While I have indeed been to every place sited in my post -- with the exception of the truck stop in Wyoming -- I am not operating under any illusions that I am some kind of special monger. My resume absolutely pales compared to someone like the Saint's or a dozen other mongers I've been lucky enough to meet. I was perhaps riffing off the fact that some of the mongers I have met have such incredible, unwarranted egos.

R Brandon,
Yes, I post on both the ISG and CRT boards, although I don't recall ever being much of a "problem." By the way, I think you have been a marvelous contributor to the CRT board and am glad you are now active on the ISG.

I truly am looking forward to perhaps meeting some of the Lima regulars when I visit next May. Contrary to my post, the drinks will be on me!

Member #4351
12-05-05, 15:22
Dickhead,

I´m sure the buses will be running. Don´t forget that the important time is Christmas Eve. Everyone eats at 12 midnight. Christmas day isn´t a big deal here. The trip will take you about 8 hours and normally costs between 40 and 60 soles, (about $12 to $18). Holidays such as Christmas will have around a 30% surcharge. Take a cab to the Fiori Terminal. It is closest to the airport and has the cheapest buses. There is no central terminal and each bus line has its own building in various locations of Lima. Fiori has all the more or less informal buses. Definitely the cheapest and surest way to go in that there are tons of buses leaving from there at all price levels. The cab should cost you about 10 soles. Get a white station wagon independent cab which will be on your left walking about 20 meters after getting out of customs. Avoid the taxi vulture mafia with photo checks and signs saying "official taxi"..but I think you know all about this. If you don´t have a ton of luggage I strongly suggest you look for a cab outside the airport, but around the ENTRANCE TO THE PARKING LOT. This means about a 50 meter walk. They have now organized things so that the independent cabs inside the airport can´t take the road to where you are going without taking a long detour and paying a toll. Its all confusing and I won´t try to explain more here. Remember that you can get in touch with me if you have any problem or question. I will give you my phone numbers if you want and PM me.

Ooops, just read that you booked from the San Isidro terminal. I suggest you forget about it and do what I suggest above. San Isidro is a fair cab drive south and Trujillo is north. You will be wasting time and money. There will probably be a bus leaving within minutes of your arrival at Fiori. Not as luxurious as Cruz del Sur, but as I remember, this isn´t as important to you as saving time and money. But as they say in LOS, "up to you".

Member #4351
12-05-05, 15:30
OK Mr Jetsetter,

If I´m not on one of my luxury mongering trips paid for by my ill gotten gains, I´ll be glad to take you to the Trocadero in May.

Dickhead
12-05-05, 18:56
Thanks, David. After ruminating on this over a number of beers and then fucking two sisters from Peru here in Buenos Aires, I determined that there was no reason to arrive in Trujillo on Christmas Day since my friend can't meet me until the 27th. So, I think the luxury of the San Isidro bus will be an okay use of my scarce funds. I'll just think of it as a $26 hotel room with a bus ride thrown in for free. Time, I have plenty of as I will be facing five months of total unemployment.

Therefore I now seek advice on how to slowly drink and monger the day away until the bus leaves at 10:30 PM. I do now see that San Isidro is close to Miraflores, with which I am familiar and which I recall is mostly for chetos. Cheto no soy but I could be one for half a day if necessary.

How about a mid- to up-scale privado in that area? Posible? Also, what about taking a cab to ??? location from the airport and then a city bus to cut costs a bit? Tons of luggage? Paris Hilton I ain't. A small backpack and my dick is all I am bringing. The dick is wallet size but if you rub it a little it turns in to a suitcase.

Member #4351
12-05-05, 19:09
Well, I don´t know if Relax and Vida is open, but it is near the bus terminal...remember, no FS there. On the way to the bus terminal area is Las Cucardas which will probably be open...check their web site. You can get a beer there an chicas. Mixed opinions on the place on the forum, but I think that for lack of hassle, it might be a good option.

Jaimito Cartero
12-05-05, 19:12
I don't know how the buses are in Lima, but I know that when I took a bus around the holidays from San Jose, CR to Managua that they were sold out days in advance.

I'm sure David is the expert in this area.

I know where the dangerous *****houses are, but didn't do any privados (I'm not counting Relax and Vida, since no FS). $4.75-$12 for *****house services (15-30 mins depending on location). David or Lima Busy should have some decent recommendations here. Lots of good food during the week at the small restaurants (many open just for lunch). It's hard to spend more than $3.

The normal buses are pretty inexpensive. Usually 1-2 soles (30-60 cents approx). You may want to scan Nibu's thread for more low end bus info.

Dickhead
12-05-05, 20:05
Thanks, David. I'll check it out. No FS does not work for me but Las Cucardas might. Jaimito, I already have the bus reserved and if I read Nibu's thread I might get severe drain bamage.

15-30 minutes is enough time for me to get my pants off and that is about it. I like to slam them for at least an hour.

Okay, that is enough info. I will crawl back in my hole now.

Surfer
12-05-05, 20:31
IMHO it is worth 50 soles (or so) to rent a love motel for the 12 hours or so you will be in Lima even if just for showering/resting. Cucardas will watch your backpack at the front, but they will almost certainly NOT allow you to carry your belongings inside (VERY paranoid, unlike Trocadero) . I would NOT want to leave valuables there (though nothing got ripped from my bag).
They are not clockwatchers there in my experience, and like you I HATE anything les than a full hour, although during busy times or if they have others waiting who knows.

Hope you are ready for an experience that is MUCH less European (luxurious) than BA. But way more GFE and way cheaper. Plus less smokers!!!!!!!!!

Jetsetter: I did detect a tongue and cheek element to your post, but with narcissists like "Master Monger" running around here (well Colombia folder anyway) I learn not to presume anything.

You should go back to Indonesia, though other parts are better than Central Sulawesi (Palu area is somewhat dangerous nowadays as an epicenter of Muslim-Christian violence). Your point about feeling less secure wandering the countryside in Colombia (compared to Peru) is quite valid. MANY rural areas of Colombia ARE risky for gringos, whereas in Peru the risk of crime is much higher in the cities. Enjoy your trip. Either Peru OR Colombia will seem liker Chica heaven compared to Costa Rica or Curacao.

Lima Busy
12-05-05, 21:20
At the risk of being redundant I echo Surfer's sentiments and reccomend you check into the Maria Luisa for $15. (No daytime action in San Isidro). Independent bar's generally do not open until 4pm, so this means drinking in a restaurant bar, I would start off at Larco Mar either "Hooter's","Tony Roma's" .

I would also try contacting a few independent girls from "Chicastops" or "Placeresdeperu" to see if they are working Christmas Day. Email the various Banos Turcos to inquire if they are open.

There will be alot less combi's and Taxi's will charge a premium, so I reccomend you plan on staying put in Miraflores, once you arrive and either taking a Javier Prado combi(1soles) or taxi (8-10 soles) to the bus terminal of Cruz del Sur.(about 10 min in taxi).

If "La Favorita" cafe is open (I will ask)and you like "Pisco Puro" you can drink very cheaply there and if anybody is working they will definetly pass by and let you know. After 4pm "The Flying Dog" is open(5 soles Chops) and if you still are not lucky "Tequilas" opens at 7pm. By the way "Pilsen" is the prefered beer in Lima.

LB

Hoof Hunter
12-05-05, 22:07
Just got back from a quick wkd jaunt. Popped into R&Y for a quick massage before I was leaving, and after a hard night of partying. A good bowl of soup and a massage, makes a world of difference.

Anyway, I took one of my buddies with me. There were only 5 girls working on Sunday. Nancy said a few had quit and a few will return after the holidays, and a few just took the day off. So slim pickings. We each did our sessions. He took Viviana, I took Camila as usual. Crazy enough, we both ended at about the same time, maybe 90 mins later.

We get downstairs, and as usual, Nancy doesn't have any change. Doesn't really matter to me, since I normally tip the girls the 30 soles change out of 100 soles bill. I've been doing this since I started going there in May 2005, as strongly recommended to tip 20-30 soles on Perutops. (Oops, I see that it's made it to 40 soles.) I have no problem tipping the same as locals.

Well, apparently somebody's been overtipping. The girls are "expecting" a minimum of 50 soles propinas now. After my experience with Karina in October, expecting 50-100 soles, I'm convinced something's up there.

So who's screwing up the program? Fess up. Please let's not fuck up a perfectly good quality-massage, cost-efficient place.

Lima Busy
12-06-05, 03:51
Just got back from a quick wkd jaunt. Popped into R&Y for a quick massage before I was leaving, and after a hard night of partying. A good bowl of soup and a massage, makes a world of difference.

Anyway, I took one of my buddies with me. There were only 5 girls working on Sunday. Nancy said a few had quit and a few will return after the holidays, and a few just took the day off. So slim pickings. We each did our sessions. He took Viviana, I took Camila as usual. Crazy enough, we both ended at about the same time, maybe 90 mins later.

We get downstairs, and as usual, Nancy doesn't have any change. Doesn't really matter to me, since I normally tip the girls the 30 soles change out of 100 soles bill. I've been doing this since I started going there in May 2005, as strongly recommended to tip 20-30 soles on Perutops. (Oops, I see that it's made it to 40 soles.) I have no problem tipping the same as locals.

Well, apparently somebody's been overtipping. The girls are "expecting" a minimum of 50 soles propinas now. After my experience with Karina in October, expecting 50-100 soles, I'm convinced something's up there.



So who's screwing up the program? Fess up. Please let's not fuck up a perfectly good quality-massage, cost-efficient place.

Uhhh, Wasn't me!!!!!

Lima Busy
12-06-05, 03:56
Do not know what you are into but maybe you might want to set up something before hand with this chica?
www.chinitajessica.com

LB

Lima Busy
12-06-05, 04:08
Actually I was there about a week ago on a Sat and it was a similar situation.
Viviana off,Camila occupado and only three new girls. I took one called Erica from Barranco. Great gfe, 69,cbj in jacuzzi, skipped the massage. Never talked about money, left 30 Soles on the dresser. Nancy had change but instead of the normal 2-2 1/2 hours the last two times have been 90 min.
The problem might be too many Gringo's are starting to come?
LB

Jaimito Cartero
12-06-05, 04:31
So who's screwing up the program? Fess up. Please let's not fuck up a perfectly good quality-massage, cost-efficient place.

I actually found the 30 minute massage (with 20-30 min more of action) to be the best deal at 30 soles.

I had Paloma ask me for 50, and since it was my first time (and I hadn't read about any tips on here), I ended up giving her 40. All other chicas got 30, except for Karina who got 20.

I've had this same discussion in the Brazil forum recently about guys who tip agency girls who no one tips. You start out, and 1 year later, they're all high pressuring you for tips.

Fun Pete
12-08-05, 03:16
Well, it is my first night in Lima. I went to Calle Pizza where there was about 200 Police officers in front of the Bierhaus, TV media present. From what I got, the Bierhaus decided to stay open past the Curfew, so now the police put big cement blocks in front of the main door permanently closing the place. It is still early, 9pm, let´s see how the girls situation will be :(. Seems like the curfew is on and the bars staying open will now have to face new measures. A girl told me some one video aired on TV the the Who situation in Calle Pizza, drug problems, etc. that´s why the city is taking these steps. I wonder where the new street action will be?


Calle Pizza update!

Week nights curfew is 1am, 2am on weekends. Alot of the bars are ignoring the curfew and getting $1000 fines. There is a movement underfoot to apply this thruout Miraflores.

Bueno Suerte Todo,

LB

Lima Busy
12-08-05, 16:49
Well, it is my first night in Lima. I went to Calle Pizza where there was about 200 Police officers in front of the Bierhaus, TV media present. From what I got, the Bierhaus decided to stay open past the Curfew, so now the police put big cement blocks in front of the main door permanently closing the place. It is still early, 9pm, let´s see how the girls situation will be :(. Seems like the curfew is on and the bars staying open will now have to face new measures. A girl told me some one video aired on TV the the Who situation in Calle Pizza, drug problems, etc. that´s why the city is taking these steps. I wonder where the new street action will be?

Actually the Bierhaus was closed several weeks ago. The blockades have been up for several weeks with the front door welded shut. Last week they opened up the side door on Bellavista and let people in that way. I could see all the police down there about 8pm (My apartment overlooks everything). They were there because Wed night is the start of the weekend.

Calle Pizza's was never a late night place to begin with. The Chica action was alway's from about 7-12. The effect of the new laws was to drive away the local crowd, having one of the major bar/restaurant owners either commit suicide or murdered. The drug action is the same, most of the chica's avoid pizza street on their stroll because of the periodic sweeps which are ever increasing.

FunPete, If you are interested in SW action, they are in the park now and normally stroll down Diez Canseco to Larco. As most locals and expat's never use them(there is so much better out there) we are all hoping they will go away. Alot of us have wives and families that like to walk at night and view most of them as a nuisance. Most of what is going on here is not happening out in the street. These girls are not allowed in the bars and clubs for a reason! I will admit that there are a couple of "sweethearts" around occasionally, but they are far and few.

LB

Dickhead
12-11-05, 02:32
ATMs in the Lima airport? Where?

Hoof Hunter
12-11-05, 03:16
As soon as you clear immigration, there is definitely one in the middle of the baggage claim area. You cannot miss it. It is in a secured area, away from non-passengers, as are 2 money exchange counters. Never had a problem with using it.

NOTE: once you get your soles from the ATM, be sure to get change for 100 soles, down to at least 10 soles. You will need the change. Trust me, it's hard getting change at night for anything in Lima.


ATMs in the Lima airport? Where?

XXL
12-11-05, 13:27
if i remember right there used to be two atms, now only one. it's one of those old-fashioned atms that swallows your card until the transaction is complete or get aborted. i find it scary, preferring to stick to atms where you only need to slide in your card in a slot so there's no way the atm can confirep001e your card.

i'd much rather change a banknote and wait to get the big cash later from the atms at other places like larcomar.

in many airports around the world money-changers have been winning the turf war and atms have been getting fewer in numbers.

Fun Pete
12-12-05, 21:03
I was wondering where the English Pub is (not the Old Pub on Calle Pizza)? I wlaked Pardo in the 2 block but couldn't find it? Also someone wrote it is next to the Swiss Hotel, couldn´t find such Hotel either?

Thanks

Lima Busy
12-14-05, 03:34
Most people refer to the "Benchley Arms" as the english pub, it is across from the Norky's on Pardo and next to a hotel, do not know the name. There is also a "Irish Pub" that some people mix up as well.

LB

Hoof Hunter
12-19-05, 23:32
What's shaking in Lima for NYE?

Any great ideas? The beach? Barranco? Any p4p to be had to celebrate the NYE in grand style?

Not monger-related: Are there any local rituals that are observed in Lima during NYE?

(for example in Brasil, people wear white clothes to the beach and observe/perform an annual ritual - nothing demonic or anything, just cultural/spiritual) - pretty interesting stuff

Member #4351
12-19-05, 23:48
they burn dummies in the streets at midnight, wear yellow underwear, walk around the block with a suitcase and eat 12 grapes.

Hoof Hunter
12-20-05, 02:07
they burn dummies in the streets at midnight, wear yellow underwear, walk around the block with a suitcase and eat 12 grapes.

sometimes there are things that you need to know before going somewhere, so as not to be the only one not wearing white on nye. if ya been, you'd understand. i choose to respect other cultures when i travel.

here's some info on what i was referring to in brasil (rio de janeiro). it ends up being one big celebration. if anyone knows whether anything similar is observed in lima, please answer respectfully.

http://www.brazilmax.com/news3.cfm/tborigem/fe_carnival/id/7

reveillon: new year's eve with iemanjá
by laurie nadel

rio de janeiro - at the base of corcovado mountain, about 100 men and women dressed all in white clapped and chanted around a makeshift horseshoe-shaped trench in the sand. candles flickering within the trench made urca beach glow with primal inner fire.

at the apex of the trench, which served as an altar, someone had placed a statue of iemanjá, the unofficial patron saint of rio de janeiro who incorporates the holy mother with an african feminine archetype who protects the ocean. revered by some 30-million people in brazil, and honored by millions more on both sides of the south atlantic and the caribbean, iemanjá grants good fortune and blessings for the new year to those who offer her white roses or gladioli, champagne, shiny jewelry, and sweets.

the celebrants who had gathered on urca beach three nights before new year's eve were there to beat the crowds that flock to rio's shores on december 31. as practitioners of umbanda, one of the two main spiritualist religions in brazil, the celebrants took turns stepping into the shallow water to make their offerings and to receive a ritual cleansing which consisted of having their head dunked in the bay by a priest wearing a green shirt. around 1 a.m., when the street lights went out, observers and participants gasped as the lighted image of christ the redeemer who stands atop corcovado seemed to hang suspended in midair, as if giving his blessing to the ceremony below.

iemanjá, also known as yemoja or janaína, is one of the deities called orixás which have spiritual dominion over elements of nature that include fire, wind, thunder, stones, marshes, and rivers. orixá worship predates christianity by thousands of years but it was prohibited in brazil until recently. (the practice of making offerings to iemanjá for the new year was illegal until the 1950s.) african slaves who were forcibly transported from their homelands were persecuted or killed by the portuguese landowners for following their religion. to protect themselves, they syncretized each orixá to a particular catholic saint. that way, they could say they were worshipping jesus or the holy mother or saint anthony when their masters interrupted their religious services.

for example, xangô, the god of fire who also rules justice and the courts, became st. barbara. oxalá, also known as obatala, or god the father, was syncretized with christ the redeemer whose statue stands atop corcovado. oxum, who is called ochun in the caribbean, is a manifestation of the holy mother of charity (caridade). the original symbol of iemanjá depicts her as a buxom african woman but in most of brazil and the caribbean, she is depicted as the virgin mary sometimes called mary of the miraculous medal, standing in the sea with her open hands extended. she is also presented as a seductive mermaid.

those who are serious in their worship of iemanjá in brazil generally belong to either the umbanda or candomblé religion. umbanda, which combines ecumenical elements of congo, angola, yoruba, roman catholic, spiritualist, kardecist, and indigenous brazilian spiritual tradition, is widely practiced in rio where there are hundreds of "centros espíritus umbandistas." the term "karrdecist" refers to alain kardec, a 19th century french spiritualist whose prayers are used to invoke ancestral spirits.

candomblé, which predominates in salvador, bahia, has african soul roots. in candomblé terreiros (temples) in rio's zona norte, the orixás are not catholicized. each orixá retains his or her original african character. each person comes into this world accompanied by both a mother and a father (male and female) orixá who serves as a guardian angel and intermediary between the material and the spiritual world. knowing the identity of one’s orixás gives an individual greater self-awareness and balance in all areas of his life by helping him to achieve harmony within himself and the world around him. (one can only find out who his orixá is by consulting the appropriate oracle. the orixás communicate directly through the oracle, which can only be interpreted by an ordained priest or priestess.)

personal beliefs notwithstanding, the practice of offering white roses, jewelry, and sweets to iemanjá is as widespread in rio as is our custom of leaving a plate of cookies for santa claus on christmas eve. ano novo, also called reveillon, is the second largest festival in brazil, attracting between 2 and 3 million people to rio's beaches every year. while brazil's biggest festival, carnival is well known around the world, reveillon has not received much publicity outside south america. unlike carnival, which has well-organized samba schools, ano novo retains a more spontaneous character despite attempts by rio tourism officials to create an infrastructure for it. six years ago, rio's mayor cesar maia went so far as to invite franco zefirelli, the italian film director, to "direct" the new year's celebrations. it was an idea that failed to get off the ground, largely because ano novo is a spiritual pilgrimage that is unique to each person.

nonetheless, the official contribution to the revelry is impressive in its own right. avenida atlântica is closed to traffic from lunchtime on december 31 until the following evening. there are fireworks over the ocean at midnight, brazilian bands playing live music from mega-stages with giant speakers set up along copacabana beach, and spotlights from the oceanfront hotels sending spectrums of color into the sky. for a city with a reputation for pickpockets and street crime, rio is surprisingly mellow on new year's eve. even more surprising: in the past several years, there have been no reports of robberies, muggings, or fights during ano novo.

along the 2.5-mile long mosaic sidewalk, artisans, fortunetellers, and food vendors set up stalls and informal stands made of cardboard cartons covered with plastic tablecloths. after dark, flower vendors sell white roses and gladioli for iemanjá on every street corner. umbanda and candomblé practitioners also bring small blue wooden sailboats laden with fruit, sweets, and jewelry for iemanjá. according to custom, if your sailboat floats out to sea, iemanjá has accepted the offerings and you will be granted protection and good fortune in the new year. if the boat returns to shore, you can expect disappointment. at the very least, your wishes will not be granted.

Lima Busy
12-20-05, 04:33
hh,
it was not intended to be a joke. my wife alway's wears yellow underwear. you should see the crowds of girls at la quinta buying yellow thongs. i personally do it as well. the carring the baggage around the block is a good luck wish for travel or a visa to the states in the new year. the 12 grapes must first be eaten and then you make a wish. the burning of effigies while popular i do not understand it. if i had to guess it is the burning of the spainard's.

lb

Hoof Hunter
12-20-05, 05:33
i did think you were being facetious. it really sounded that way. i stand completely corrected.

thanks lima busy for co-signing david. i did a bit more research, as i recall drinking hot chocolate and some kind of peruvian cake was something that my buddy's family (from lima) insisted we do, while we were making the nye rounds last year here in the usa.

here's something i found. learn something new everyday. gonna report back on how many people i see walking around with empty suitcases at 12.

http://www.extramsg.com/modules.php?name=news&file=article&sid=773

andina: new year's eve dinner; mama doris on splend table
posted by extramsg on sunday, december 11 @ 00:30:59 pst

new year's eve in peru
"every society faces the unknown of the future with a certain degree of apprehension, hoping, wishing for a better time to come. and who is not inclined to practice certain rituals, or to believe in certain tricks to foresee the future, and attract good luck?

we, in peru strongly believe that certain rituals left by our ancestors (the incas and the spaniards) force destiny, bringing to all of us peace, love, and prosperity, especially on the eve of a new year.

i would like to share with you, some of the most picturesque beliefs, that we put in practice every new year's eve. i am confident in these traditions and although they may not work completely, at least they will contribute to enjoying the moment, in a distinctly peruvian fashion.

wear something that has a yellow color. for us, yellow brings good luck.

at midnight, for each of the twelve strokes of the clock, eat one grape; if you do it you will have 12 months of good luck (if you miss a grape, the corresponding month will be bad for you).

if you would like to travel, and visit the place of your dreams, as soon as the clock has finished chiming, take an empty suitcase, and walk around the block. your dreams will come true, and you will come home happy, and safe.

and that is enough, for this have a wonderful 2006 year."

Member #4351
12-20-05, 20:51
The panetón and hot chocolate is for Midnight on Christmas Eve.

IamLookin
12-21-05, 06:53
I am planning to arrive on Feb 21 in Lima probably around 11pm . I have a girl friend there that is going to meet me in Miraflores. Can someone tell me how far and what is the best way to get there? How much should I expect to pay and of course what about safety? I am traveling alone.

thanks

Eric7
12-21-05, 07:51
Iamlookin


Can someone tell me how far and what is the best way to get there? How much should I expect to pay and of course what about safety?



You know this thread has 108 pages.
It's just a hunch, but I bet you'll find answers to those questions and dozens more that you haven't even thought about. You'll be amazed at what you'll find.

Have a good time

eric7

Eric7
12-21-05, 08:01
lb


hh,
it was not intended to be a joke. my wife alway's wears yellow underwear. you should see the crowds of girls at la quinta buying yellow thongs. i personally do it as well. the carring the baggage around the block is a good luck wish for travel or a visa to the states in the new year. the 12 grapes ...



my ex is cubana. they do the same thing. always with the yellow undies. and it has to be a new pair each year. can't be the same as last years model.
also with the grapes, but minus the suitcase.
they get a bucket of water and throw out the front door at midnight, cleansing the house and chasing out all bad "spirits."
i've been in other latin countries over new years and seen them do the same.
is it practiced in peru as well?

eric7

Member #4351
12-21-05, 15:00
Nope, no water throwing here (except at carnaval time). Here at midnight, they throw coins (of VERY SMALL denomination) over their shoulders and out the door with their backs to the outside.

Hoof Hunter
12-21-05, 16:52
It's X-mas time, here's your gift.

Miraflores is an upscale area of Lima. It's about 20-25 minutes from the airport. Taxi will cost you 30-35 Peruvian soles (approx. $10USD). Since it's your 1st time and it'll be late, have your hotel address handy to pass along to one of official taxi guides.

Safety-wise, Miraflores is pretty safe, just be smart. A friend of mine recently got too comfortable, let his guard down, met an English-speaking Peruvian in Parque Kennedy who ended up setting him up with some corrupt police, and taking him on a millionaire run of ATMs in Lince and San Isidro. We both blame him for being so stupid. He knows better than that. I have no idea whether this is common in Lima, but it apparently does happen. I've never had a problem, personally, at any time of the day or night.


I am planning to arrive on Feb 21 in Lima probably around 11pm . I have a girl friend there that is going to meet me in Miraflores. Can someone tell me how far and what is the best way to get there? How much should I expect to pay and of course what about safety? I am traveling alone.

thanks

Screwed Up
12-21-05, 22:30
Safety-wise, Miraflores is pretty safe, just be smart. A friend of mine recently got too comfortable, let his guard down, met an English-speaking Peruvian in Parque Kennedy who ended up setting him up with some corrupt police, and taking him on a millionaire run of ATMs in Lince and San Isidro..
My gf always watches the news and told me that happens quite often. Kidnapping on a smaller scale, they take you from ATM to ATM untill your card maxes out.
Like Nibu once mentioned criminality is on the rise in Lima. The gambista's at the McDonalds in Miraflores were held up at night not too long ago.

Lima Busy
12-22-05, 07:48
I just wanted to say both petty crime and police scams normally rise substancially over December. In the last week there was also a incident with cambistas on Psje Tarata. I met a black guy two weeks ago who was robbed at gunpoint at 8 at night on the same corner. My wifes cousin was robbed at gunpoint by a cabbie of Christmas gifts and CC on Circiuito la Playa between Miraflores and Magdelena two nights ago. The mini kidnapings used to always occur around 11 pm so they could hit the machine again after midnight, now that banks use a 24 hour limit instead of daily it can really happen anytime of night. If you are travelling alone from Miraflores to anywheres upcoast sit in the front so you can react if you see a potencial weapon and tell the driver to take Ave Ejercito. Another ploy is to pretend to run out of gas near the stairs along Circiuto and when you get to the top they will be waiting for you.
Leave your camera's at home, we all know what Peruvian pussy looks like. Only go to ATM's in the mornings/Always leave CC/ATM/excess cash/jewelry in your hotel or apartment safe. When choosing a hotel avoid places that have flimsy doors and locks like the ML. I know "Everybody loves the ML" but I walk in and out with and without chicas and I rarely get questioned and I can get into anybody's room I want in under 10 sec's with a paper clip! Don't be pennywise and pound foolish when it comes to your personal and financial security. Ok I will get off the platform now.

LB

Member #4351
12-22-05, 21:04
L.B. Things aren´t THAT bad. Let the guys bring their cameras.

Lima Busy
12-22-05, 21:30
David33,
Once again I stand corrected. I was killing time last night as I was waiting for a bartender to get off work. It was a Wednesday night and I ended up sitting in Parque Kennedy by myself from 2-5 in the morning sin incident. I actually probably never felt that safe the whole time I lived in NYC. When I was writing, I was thinking about JC's room at the ML getting ripped off,Shamus having his camera stolen and to top it off both Shamus & Jakester who were both here recently, mysteriously disappearing never to be heard from again!

But on the bright side, finally about 6am this morning I was buck naked on my 16th floor terrace happly banging this little cutie as I watched the sun rise and she hung over the edge fearing for dear life. As most chica's down here have never been in a highrise, I find they are more than eager for the experience!

Bueno Suerte All!
LB

Suave Gato
12-23-05, 22:47
I had a great trip to Peru this month and met some old friends and some new ex-pats as well. The ex-pat community down there is pretty close knit and as most are wanderers, they readily welcome those of us who are dropping by or passing thru. Last trip the weather was still miserable, but this time it was perfect the whole trip. I generally stay in Miraflores in the summer as I do not deal well with the heat and like to have the near constant breeze.

My last trip down, I had come down to visit a buddy and do some restauranting, mongering and gambling. This time I had planned to do some sightseeing and get to the beach for a few days. I had met LB the first time thru a local group that was meeting at the “Corner Café” a local gringo owned watering hole. He invited my buddy and me over to an Ex-pats house for what turned out to be a wild party (by my standards).

The party was really top notch. J’s apartment is a penthouse and the top floor was done up in a red, white and blue tent. There was an assorted cast of about 50characters including ex-pats, neighbors, four or five girls from “Tequilas” and various girls from a local model agency, but my favorite had to be Barbara “The beer drinking Nun”. She was a 60 y/o missionary who had worked in India for many years and now runs an orphanage in Peru. Growing up I had spent too many years in a Catholic school and this was the first time a Nun kissed me square on the lips. They had a DJ, Peruvian buffet and a Peruvian band and it proceeded to get pretty wild. I was having a great time and meeting some great people but I kept noticing small groups leaving and coming back. Obviously being in Peru, I could figure it out but I was more interested in the girls anyway. As the party got late the younger Peruvian guys had already grabbed the models and headed out to the clubs. This left me with the more conservative types who stayed at the penthouse while the rest of the party moved into J’s other apartment several floors down. After awhile my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to head down. When I got down there I was pretty surprised to see a group scene going on. It consisted of girls giving body shots and other substances being inhaled off of various body parts. Down the hall one guy was taping the action and told me to join in. It was here that I first encountered “Amazing Grace” purported to be one of Limas BJ queens. She was pretty wrecked at the time and was actually getting it in both holes as I walked in. I proceeded to watch for a few minutes when camera guy again told me to join in. In the interests of not getting to graphic, I will leave the rest to your imagination.

The only reason I tell that story is that was my first introduction to LB and how I ended up renting his apartment (I will post my impressions at a later date in the hotel section).

Day 1- Took the red-eye from Miami and arrived at 6:30 AM. No problems clearing customs (green light) and my driver (Manuel a recommendation from several sources) was waiting as I exited. It was too early to check in to my apartment, so I left my bag with the doorman and walked over to Café Z to see if any of the locals were around.

Obviously it was still too early so I had coffee and breakfast while I flirted with the waitresses. I am sure it is the same over most of South America, there is always a Café that seems to draw a strange but interesting crowd. (Once properly introduced the regulars let you know who is rumored to be CIA/DEA/Narco Trafficker’s, weapons smugglers and the occasional semi- retired Mossad hit man.) It is the type of place where urban legend’s begin and has enough characters for a great spy novel. Well when in Lima “Café Z” and it’s” Dueno” Charles, is that place.

Finally around 10 a few of the regulars arrived and I had a chance to catch up on the local gossip. They were all worried about the “Fujimori” mess and the real possibility that most of SA was going left. To top it off there appears to be a Fascist that is moving up in the polls and everyone is concerned with the repatriation of property. The general consensus was that while “Fujimori” was no saint, he is clearly more palatable then Humala.

Went over to the apartment around 11:30 and LB and his maid were waiting. “M” unpacked my bag and I went up to the terrace to catch some ray’s while LB prepared us lunch. After a great “Osso Buco” and two bottles of “Occucaje” I retired to the bedroom. I think it was a combination of sun and wine, but within minutes of lying down, I was fast asleep. I finally awoke about 6 pm to an empty apartment .I showered and dressed and fixed myself a drink before heading out to dinner. It was such a beautiful night that I decided to try Vivaldino’s down in LarcoMar (see restaurant section). As a general rule of thumb I do not take girls out to dinner on a first date. I find an intimate dinner inevitably lends itself to more intimacy and I want to know there is certain chemistry there first. Tonight was to be no exception. I had made plans to meet a few friends down at “O” bar and after dinner I had another drink down at Lounge “Zuka”.

For anyone who has not been there like “Calles de Pizza’s” LarcoMar is a higher end tourist trap. Downstairs they have a pool hall, bowling alley and 12 screen theatre. The main level is more or less a food court consisting of Burger king type places, Pardo’s chicken, dunkin doughnuts and one high end Argentine steak house as well as a Hooters and a Sushi Place. Upstairs has a Tony Roma’s, Chinese restaurant and of course Vivaldino’s. One of my favorite stores has to be Alpaca 111. If you are into fine clothes and do not already have a baby alpaca sweater, scarf and the “Ultimate Luxury” a baby alpaca full length dress coat, you need to get there pronto! Go into Nieman Marcus or Saks and try to find one for under $1500.00. I met one guy who finances his mongering trips down here by bringing back sweaters and scarves for friends, family and co-workers. However with the new luggage restrictions it is probably not that profitable now.

Most of the bars and disco’s in Larcomar draw a young crowd and “Zuka” is no exception. Other than the eye candy you see but can’t touch, there is nothing much there. Tonight, I happened to run into a beautiful model type who was sipping a Martini at one of the banquettes. We made eye contact and I motioned her over.

She was about 5’8 with beautiful eyes and extremely short brown hair. I fumbled around with my Spanish for a few minutes before she told me that she spoke English. I ended up buying her a martini and she told me she was leaving for Paris in two weeks to finish up her last semester in college. It was a few minutes later when it dawned on me she was speaking about high school not University. Sheepishly I asked her how old she was and she proceeded to tell me she was 17 and the DJ’s girlfriend. Totally embarrassed I told her I had to meet friends, paid the bill and left.

Now “O” bar is very high end and brings in an older crowd. I have never met anyone who has gotten lucky there although it usually has some great ladies. Needless to say that after a few hours of striking out it was time to move on. We grabbed a cab over to La Cubata bar on San Martin and had a few drinks and a huge platter of cured Cuban ham. Marcello, the owner is a great guy, but other than the barmaid there were no girls to be seen. Now it was about 2:30 and a couple of pilots in our group were itching to head down to “Tequilas”.

When we got down there the place was jamming. I would say probably 40-50 girls and maybe 25 guys. While the pilots went right for the “Pro’s” I sat at a table and had a whiskey while trying to figure out the deal on the dance floor. I initially spied Geraldine dancing with another girl and immediately could not take my eyes off of her. I waited until she and her girlfriend came out of the ladies room and started talking to a group of girls before I approached her. Up close she was an absolute stunner, 5’8”, long brown hair and an amazing body. We danced a bit and then I invited her over to a booth for a drink. I was impressed when she only wanted a juice. Although she was timid at first and clearly was not a “Pro” we had a great time.

She ended up being a real GFE and even though we agreed on $70.00 for two hours, she ended up staying till about 11 am.


Day 2 – I woke up about 9am and had another wonderful session with Geraldine (I hate that name). Afterwards we showered and she set the table on the terrace while I prepared breakfast. As per my request LB’s refrigerator was stocked with eggs, bacon, and fresh ground Peruvian coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice. Sometimes it is hard with a semi-pro not to mix business with pleasure but after last night and this morning, I had not had enough of her. She told me she generally only goes to Tequilas around holidays when she needs some extra money. I told her I would give her $150 a day plus expenses if she would come with me to Paracas for a few days. She would have to take off from work Saturday, but did not think it would be a problem.

At about 12pm I put her in a taxi back to Callao and I picked up the car rental and went over to Jockey Plaza to get some things for our trip. When renting a car in Peru you should try to get dark colored SUV or Peugeot sedan. You will be amazed how many times the police will wave you through checkpoints. I was able to pick up a nice baby doll outfit and some candles in Saga Falabella and then hopped over to Plaza Vea to pick up some strawberries, champagne and cheeses. I then headed back to apartment to try and get a little sun in anticipation of our trip. Warning, although it is not hot in Miraflores due to the cold breezes from the Humboldt Current, the sun can be quite strong. The original plan was for “G” to meet me at the apartment at 9am the following morning so we could get a full day in and arrive in Paracas before night fall.

I fell asleep on one of the Chaise lounges for a few hours and then showered and got dressed for dinner. In the past I had used LatinAmericanCupid when it was a free site. I came across two other free sites recently and had met one particularly hot chica which I was scheduled to meet in front of a Pena in Barranco at 11pm.

This night I was taking LB and his wife to Tratorria Mambrino’s for dinner. We had cocktails and a nice carpaccio and their great flat bread for an appetizer, I followed that with a filet of pork with sweet potato ravioli and two carafes of the house wine. After dinner we said goodbye and I headed over to the Marriott to check out the new casino.

The new casino is about 3x the size as the old one but now has a shitload of slots. They do have poker now, mini baccarat and about 6 blackjack tables either $3 or $5. On the downside they only have 1 crap table with like a $200 limit and they turned the bar where some chicas used to hang out into a Sushi restaurant. The upside is they now have a VIP room with $25 blackjack and better service.

I guess I was in there for about an hour when I started feeling a little faint. I had the sense to cash in my losings before heading to mens room. Once inside I proceeded to get violently ill very quickly. If you have ever been seriously ill in a foreign country you understand the feeling of panic one has lying on the floor in a public restroom with close to a grand in your pocket. I took out the cell phone LB had given me for the trip and swore I would buy an unlocked 4band before I ever left the states again. Unfortunately, NO Freaking Signal , I waited about 10 min until I had the strength to walk outside and as soon as the big Amazon female security guard saw me, she ran over to help. I don’t know what she was saying but I was not getting into a taxi like this. As I leaned against her I grabbed the cell phone and called LB and then went back to the bathroom to wait.

Luckily they were a few blocks away at a friend’s house and LB and the Mrs. were there in a flash. They wanted to take me to their Clinic but I declined and went to the apartment instead.

Day 3
I guess you figured it out by now that I never called the Chica I was to meet last night. After I got home I spent the next 12 hours sweating and projectile vomiting into a bucket on LB’s terrace. LB came over to check on me at about 7 am and made me some tea. Promptly at 9am the doorman buzzed up to announce Geraldine was in the lobby. I was in no condition to see her, so I gave LB $200 and told him to apologize and send her away with the promise I would make it up to her.

I spent the next two day’s sleeping with periodic visits by Mrs. LB stopping by to make me tea, fresh squeezed juice and homemade chicken soup.

Day 4
More of the same

To be continued………….

Leparticular
12-24-05, 13:47
I just wanted to say both petty crime and police scams normally rise substancially over December. In the last week there was also a incident with cambistas on Psje Tarata. I met a black guy two weeks ago who was robbed at gunpoint at 8 at night on the same corner. My wifes cousin was robbed at gunpoint by a cabbie of Christmas gifts and CC on Circiuito la Playa between Miraflores and Magdelena two nights ago. The mini kidnapings used to always occur around 11 pm so they could hit the machine again after midnight, now that banks use a 24 hour limit instead of daily it can really happen anytime of night. If you are travelling alone from Miraflores to anywheres upcoast sit in the front so you can react if you see a potencial weapon and tell the driver to take Ave Ejercito. Another ploy is to pretend to run out of gas near the stairs along Circiuto and when you get to the top they will be waiting for you.
Leave your camera's at home, we all know what Peruvian pussy looks like. Only go to ATM's in the mornings/Always leave CC/ATM/excess cash/jewelry in your hotel or apartment safe. When choosing a hotel avoid places that have flimsy doors and locks like the ML. I know "Everybody loves the ML" but I walk in and out with and without chicas and I rarely get questioned and I can get into anybody's room I want in under 10 sec's with a paper clip! Don't be pennywise and pound foolish when it comes to your personal and financial security. Ok I will get off the platform now.

LB

Classic stuff!

Beware of Lima!

Suave Gato
12-27-05, 19:26
I had a great trip to Peru this month and met some old friends and some new ex-pats as well. The ex-pat community down there is pretty close knit and as most are wanderers, they readily welcome those of us who are dropping by or passing thru. Last trip the weather was still miserable, but this time it was perfect the whole trip. I generally stay in Miraflores in the summer as I do not deal well with the heat and like to have the near constant breeze.

My last trip down, I had come down to visit a buddy and do some restauranting, mongering and gambling. This time I had planned to do some sightseeing and get to the beach for a few days. I had met LB the first time thru a local group that was meeting at the “Corner Café” a local gringo owned watering hole. He invited my buddy and me over to an Ex-pats house for what turned out to be a wild party (by my standards).

The party was really top notch. J’s apartment is a penthouse and the top floor was done up in a red, white and blue tent. There was an assorted cast of about 50characters including ex-pats, neighbors four or five girls from “Tequilas” various girls from a local model agency, but my favorite had to be Barbara “The beer drinking Nun”. She was a 60 y/o missionary who had worked in India for many years and now runs an orphanage in Peru. Growing up I had spent too many years in a Catholic school and this was the first time a Nun kissed me square on the lips. They had a DJ, Peruvian buffet and a Peruvian band and it proceeded to get pretty wild. I was having a great time and meeting some great people but I kept noticing small groups leaving and coming back. Obviously being in Peru, I could figure it out but I was more interested in the girls anyway. As the party got late the younger Peruvian guys had already grabbed the models and headed out to the clubs. This left me with the more conservative types who stayed at the penthouse while the rest of the party moved into J’s other apartment several floors down. After awhile my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to head down. When I got down there I was pretty surprised to see a group scene going on. It consisted of girls giving body shots and other substances being inhaled off of various body parts. Down the hall one guy was taping the action and told me to join in. It was here that I first encountered “Amazing Grace” purported to be one of Limas BJ queens. She was pretty wrecked at the time and was actually getting it in both holes as I walked in. I proceeded to watch for a few minutes when camera guy again told me to join in. In the interests of not getting to graphic, I will leave the rest to your imagination.

The only reason I tell that story is that was my first introduction to LB and how I ended up renting his apartment (I will post my impressions at a later date in the hotel section).

Day 1- Took the red-eye from Miami and arrived at 6:30 AM. No problems clearing customs (green light) and my driver (Manuel a recommendation from several sources) was waiting as I exited. It was too early to check in to my apartment, so I left my bag with the doorman and walked over to Café Z to see if any of the locals were around.

Obviously it was still too early so I had coffee and breakfast while I flirted with the waitresses. I am sure it is the same over most of South America, there is always a Café that seems to draw a strange but interesting crowd. (Once properly introduced the regulars let you know who is rumored to be CIA/DEA/Narco Trafficker’s, weapons smugglers and the occasional semi- retired Mossad hit man.) It is the type of place where urban legend’s begin and has enough characters for a great spy novel. Well when in Lima “Café Z” and it’s” Dueno” Charles, is that place.

Finally around 10 a few of the regulars arrived and I had a chance to catch up on the local gossip. They were all worried about the “Fujimori” mess and the real possibility that most of SA was going left. To top it off there appears to be a Fascist that is moving up in the polls and everyone is concerned with the repatriation of property. The general consensus was that while “Fujimori” was no saint, he is clearly more palatable then Humala.

Went over to the apartment around 11:30 and LB and his maid were waiting. “M” unpacked my bag and I went up to the terrace to catch some ray’s while LB prepared us lunch. After a great “Osso Buco” and two bottles of “Occucaje” I retired to the bedroom. I think it was a combination of sun and wine, but within minutes of lying down, I was fast asleep. I finally awoke about 6 pm to an empty apartment .I showered and dressed and fixed myself a drink before heading out to dinner. It was such a beautiful night that I decided to try Vivaldino’s down in LarcoMar (see restaurant section). As a general rule of thumb I do not take girls out to dinner on a first date. I find an intimate dinner inevitably lends itself to more intimacy and I want to know there is certain chemistry there first. Tonight was to be no exception. I had made plans to meet a few friends down at “O” bar and after dinner I had another drink down at Lounge “Zuka”.

For anyone who has not been there like “Calles de Pizza’s” LarcoMar is a higher end tourist trap. Downstairs they have a pool hall, bowling alley and 12 screen theatre. The main level is more or less a food court consisting of Burger king type places, Pardo’s chicken, dunkin doughnuts and one high end Argentine steak house as well as a Hooters and a Sushi Place. Upstairs has a Tony Roma’s, Chinese restaurant and of course Vivaldino’s. One of my favorite stores has to be Alpaca 111. If you are into fine clothes and do not already have a baby alpaca sweater, scarf and the “Ultimate Luxury” a baby alpaca full length dress coat, you need to get there pronto! Go into Nieman Marcus or Saks and try to find one for under $1500.00. I met one guy who finances his mongering trips down here by bringing back sweaters and scarves for friends, family and co-workers. However with the new luggage restrictions it is probably not that profitable now.

Most of the bars and disco’s in Larcomar draw a young crowd and “Zuka” is no exception. Other than the eye candy you see but can’t touch, there is nothing much there. Tonight, I happened to run into a beautiful model type who was sipping a Martini at one of the banquettes. We made eye contact and I motioned her over.

She was about 5’8 with beautiful eyes and extremely short brown hair. I fumbled around with my Spanish for a few minutes before she told me that she spoke English. I ended up buying her a martini and she told me she was leaving for Paris in two weeks to finish up her last semester in college. It was a few minutes later when it dawned on me she was speaking about high school not University. Sheepishly I asked her how old she was and she proceeded to tell me she was 17 and the DJ’s girlfriend. Totally embarrassed I told her I had to meet friends, paid the bill and left.

Now “O” bar is very high end and brings in an older crowd. I have never met anyone who has gotten lucky there although it usually has some great ladies. Needless to say that after a few hours of striking out it was time to move on. We grabbed a cab over to La Cubata bar on San Martin and had a few drinks and a huge platter of cured Cuban ham. Marcello, the owner is a great guy, but other than the barmaid there were no girls to be seen. Now it was about 2:30 and a couple of pilots in our group were itching to head down to “Tequilas”.

When we got down there the place was jamming. I would say probably 40-50 girls and maybe 25 guys. While the pilots went right for the “Pro’s” I sat at a table and had a whiskey while trying to figure out the deal on the dance floor. I initially spied Geraldine dancing with another girl and immediately could not take my eyes off of her. I waited until she and her girlfriend came out of the ladies room and started talking to a group of girls before I approached her. Up close she was an absolute stunner, 5’8”, long brown hair and an amazing body. We danced a bit and then I invited her over to a booth for a drink. I was impressed when she only wanted a juice. Although she was timid at first and clearly was not a “Pro” we had a great time.

She ended up being a real GFE and even though we agreed on $70.00 for two hours, she ended up staying till about 11 am.


Day 2 – I woke up about 9am and had another wonderful session with Geraldine (I hate that name). Afterwards we showered and she set the table on the terrace while I prepared breakfast. As per my request LB’s refrigerator was stocked with eggs, bacon, and fresh ground Peruvian coffee and fresh squeezed orange juice. Sometimes it is hard with a semi-pro not to mix business with pleasure but after last night and this morning, I had not had enough of her. She told me she generally only goes to Tequilas around holidays when she needs some extra money. I told her I would give her $150 a day plus expenses if she would come with me to Paracas for a few days. She would have to take off from work Saturday, but did not think it would be a problem.

At about 12pm I put her in a taxi back to Callao and I picked up the car rental and went over to Jockey Plaza to get some things for our trip. When renting a car in Peru you should try to get dark colored SUV or Peugeot sedan. You will be amazed how many times the police will wave you through checkpoints. I was able to pick up a nice baby doll outfit and some candles in Saga Falabella and then hopped over to Plaza Vea to pick up some strawberries, champagne and cheeses. I then headed back to apartment to try and get a little sun in anticipation of our trip. Warning, although it is not hot in Miraflores due to the cold breezes from the Humboldt Current, the sun can be quite strong. The original plan was for “G” to meet me at the apartment at 9am the following morning so we could get a full day in and arrive in Paracas before night fall.

I fell asleep on one of the Chaise lounges for a few hours and then showered and got dressed for dinner. In the past I had used LatinAmericanCupid when it was a free site. I came across two other free sites recently and had met one particularly hot chica which I was scheduled to meet in front of a Pena in Barranco at 11pm.

This night I was taking LB and his wife to Tratorria Mambrino’s for dinner. We had cocktails and a nice carpaccio and their great flat bread for an appetizer, I followed that with a filet of pork with sweet potato ravioli and two carafes of the house wine. After dinner we said goodbye and I headed over to the Marriott to check out the new casino.

The new casino is about 3x the size as the old one but now has a shitload of slots. They do have poker now, mini baccarat and about 6 blackjack tables either $3 or $5. On the downside they only have 1 crap table with like a $200 limit and they turned the bar where some chicas used to hang out into a Sushi restaurant. The upside is they now have a VIP room with $25 blackjack and better service.

I guess I was in there for about an hour when I started feeling a little faint. I had the sense to cash in my losings before heading to mens room. Once inside I proceeded to get violently ill very quickly. If you have ever been seriously ill in a foreign country you understand the feeling of panic one has lying on the floor in a public restroom with close to a grand in your pocket. I took out the cell phone LB had given me for the trip and swore I would buy an unlocked 4band before I ever left the states again. Unfortunately, NO Freaking Signal , I waited about 10 min until I had the strength to walk outside and as soon as the big Amazon female security guard saw me, she ran over to help. I don’t know what she was saying but I was not getting into a taxi like this. As I leaned against her I grabbed the cell phone and called LB and then went back to the bathroom to wait.

Luckily they were a few blocks away at a friend’s house and LB and the Mrs. were there in a flash. They wanted to take me to their Clinic but I declined and went to the apartment instead.

Day 3
I guess you figured it out by now that I never called the Chica I was to meet last night. After I got home I spent the next 12 hours sweating and projectile vomiting into a bucket on LB’s terrace. LB came over to check on me at about 7 am and made me some tea. Promptly at 9am the doorman buzzed up to announce Geraldine was in the lobby. I was in no condition to see her, so I gave LB $200 and told him to apologize and send her away with the promise I would make it up to her.

I spent the next two day’s sleeping with periodic visits by Mrs. LB stopping by to make me tea, fresh squeezed juice and homemade chicken soup.

Day 4

More of the same

To be continued………….

Revenger
12-28-05, 03:32
Hi guys,

I will come to Lima next month.

Can you tell me how much money minimum i need to live in Lima for one month.

2000$ insufficient?

I know that money is never enough ;)

I dont like to do something extravagant, let's put it this way, i come to visit someone.

But, give me a tipps please.

What do you think?

Lima Busy
12-28-05, 17:13
Hi guys,

I will come to Lima next month.

Can you tell me how much money minimum i need to live in Lima for one month.

2000$ insufficient?

I know that money is never enough ;)

I dont like to do something extravagant, let's put it this way, i come to visit someone.

But, give me a tipps please.

What do you think?

It all depends on your life style! You can stay in a hotel like ML for $450 a month or a hostal for $150 a month. If you eat once a day Menu it will cost you $65 a month for food. Beers in a bar are about 6 soles and a daily cappucino is about the same. Do the math!
LB

Member #4351
12-28-05, 23:38
Not the best recommendation for Tratorria Mambrino’s.

RaulValdi
01-12-14, 02:51
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