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Que Ladilla
08-10-06, 22:12
Jelly donut, given that completing a trek is a goal of your trip, I would avoid tying yourself down with a Colombian, Peruvian, or anyone else. It's hard enough figuring out how to get around and making lodging/trek arrangements in a short two-week period. Having to deal with someone who isn't really interested in hauling a sack of smelly clothes around at 13,000 feet can only limit your options. You can find p4p in Cuzco, Arequipa, even Puno if you want it. Give the backpackers a try. There are plenty of young hotties travelling on their own looking for a few days' companionship, even with middle-aged men they wouldn't look at twice elsewhere.

Zing23
08-11-06, 01:37
Having to deal with someone who isn't really interested in hauling a sack of smelly clothes around at 13,000 feet can only limit your options. .
i did the inca trek this year while in peru. the trail (camino inka) goes to over 17,000 feet and is much harder than any tourist brochure ever says. it was a great thrill. even if you talked a local girl into going with you on the hike, which is now way too expensive for an ordinary peruana to afford,, you would not be doing anything sexual in your tent - just colapsing each night after dinner and sleeping!

although I did not have the opportunity to pursue any chicas, I was impressed with how friendly and seemingly available the regular chicas were all over peru.

-zing

Surfer
08-11-06, 01:52
Saint brought both the chica AND HER MOTHER from Colombia to Peru (and got no action for his trouble/expense according to the report he posted elsewhere).

I can see bringing a Colombiana to SOME places where local chicas are not up to snuff (I brought one to Ecuador but sent her jome early LOL!), but to Peru?

I met 2 nice Japanese girls in Cuzco on my first trip in 89, but the caucasians backpackers I saw were either VERY marginal or with guys (and that was before I had so thoroughly written off White girls!).

Lima Busy
08-11-06, 02:06
Saint brought both the chica AND HER MOTHER from Colombia to Peru (and got no action for his trouble/expense according to the report he posted elsewhere).


Surfer,
Not that it matters, but I am pretty sure he brought her brother along. I also recall that he brought back a hottie from "Madonna Club" or "Emmanualle" and did her in the hostal he was staying in while his girlfriend slept.
LB

Zing, saw your post in St. Martin maybe it is time to lay low until the new crop arrives! JaJa...
LB

Lima Busy
08-11-06, 02:21
I wanted to get some expert advice please. I am arriving into Lima on a Thursday night around 10pm and am departing for Cusco the next morning around 8am. I know this sounds horrible, dont kill me, but are there any Del Rey type places I can go that make it easy to accomplish the task at hand?

Ultimately, I am trying to avoid having to get a hotel room, then go out to get a girl, then back to the hotel with such little time.

Any recommendations for me would be much appreciated.

Thanks
Basically put your bags in a locker and take a taxi to Cucardas. On the way back if you want to sleep take a taxi to the Manhattan hotel, get a wakeup call and they will drop you off back at the airport. Some guys have had hookers waiting at the airport but usually they don't show or get a better offer while waiting.
LB

Que Ladilla
08-11-06, 05:42
Lima Busy suggested the Tequila Rock in San Miguel on Sunday night after midnight. Pros, semi-pros, pros taking a night off, and non-pros, not gringo focused. My kind of place.

I got to TR-SM around one, having had quite a few drinks in a couple of other spots. Good size, packed with 100-200 people, about 50/50 m/f, a few pros but over whelmingly non-pro (or not obviously working), with a very sexual vibe. A few other gringos, but spaced widely enough that I didn’t feel crowded by them.

Ordered a drink and tried to talk with a very good looking girl sitting by herself at the bar, but she was fucked up on something. A bunch of 4-5’s took turns approaching me, but that's not my thing even when I'm lit.

Noticed a criolla who seemed to be with her boyfriend staring at me from across the bar. Blond hair, face 6 or 7, solid body but not fat, mid-20’s. I wasn’t looking for trouble, so I ignored her. More 4-5’s, more drinks. I was getting pretty drunk. The blond came over and started talking to me. A group of 6 7-9’s walked in. I brushed off the blond and found an opening with one of the 9’s. Ecuadorian, swimsuit model quality. Talked for a long time, things were going well. Every few minutes some other guy would try to wedge his way in, but she flicked them all away. I went to the bathroom and the blond got a hold of me. I told her that I wasn’t interested in paying. She looked angry and hurt but she left me alone. Back to the Ecuadorian, but I was too drunk and she’d had enough of me.

Back to the bar. More drinks, more 4's and 5's. I'm shit-faced.

Blondie comes back and gives me all sorts of shit. I apologize. Next thing I know we’re on the dance floor and her tongue is down my throat. Her hand is on my crotch. We go to a room nearby. She’s riding me. We go back to TR. She disappears. I can’t take the noise anymore, so I get a cab.

I rally in the cab and go on to another spot. But that's another story. Eventually I checked my wallet. Doubt that I paid Blondie a dime. No memory of her name whatsoever, and no mysterious numbers in my pockets.

Obviously I think that TR-SM is a great place, but I'll go easier on the alcohol next time.

Screwed Up
08-16-06, 15:59
Nice report Que Ladilla.
I always recommended that place for Sundays and would rarely skip a Sunday going there. Good DJ, quite some reggeaton, slutty girls and cheap liquor...
I hope you got the Ecuadorian 9's number.

Surfer
08-16-06, 18:04
Good report y Que Dilla indeed. LB can correct me if I am wrong, but I think Cucardas closes no later than moidnight and if Jason's flight arrives at 10pm, he will be a bit rushed perhaps. Since he only has one night and can afford to splurge, perhaps Tequilla is another option (though David will shake his finger in disgust LOL!). Rent a transitorio for 8 hours so you can sleep for a couple hours after doing the deed.

Cucardas is strict about what they let you bring inside so definitely leave all your stuff in a locker if you go that route.

Member #4351
08-16-06, 18:14
Cucardas is fairly close to the airport (much closer than the Miraflores area). If you can´t check your baggage on your ongoing flight after arrival, there is a baggage check room where you can leave everything you don´t want to bring with you. I think it is near domestic departures...close to the escalator to Mcdonalds..if I am incorrect someone tell me.

Cucardas is your best bet and open from 9:00 a.m. until 1.00 am except for Fri. and Sat. when it is open until 3:00 am.

Pimp Juice
08-16-06, 19:47
I remember last year my plane was suppose to leave Lima at 12:30 pm but when I got to the Airport it was delayed to 3:00 pm. Man I was happy because I definetely didn't want to leave Peru, so having those extra hours were perfectly fine with me. Me and my male relatives took a taxi to Cucardas and had our fun. We got back just in time to board the plane and everyone was looking at us, like where were you guys..jaja. It was the best way to leave Peru.

Que Ladilla
08-16-06, 22:13
Screwed Up,

Actually, I have you to thank for TR-San Miguel. LB passed on your recommendation. Unfortunately I didn't get the Ecudorian's number. She and her group were doing modeling, promotadoras something like that... can't remember exactly... and planned to be in town for at least a month. Worth a trip to TR to if you're in Lima soon to see if they're there.

TheCatsMeow88
08-17-06, 20:35
all,

i have been chatting online for about a week with a young lady in lima. it turns out that earlier today she was attacked by four men while leaving the bank. they hit her, took her $200 cash and forced her to withdraw another $2,500 from her account, wiping out her savings. she tells me that, unlike the usa, there is no daily limit on withdrawals (can someone who is local please verify this?). this could be a scam but i do not think so as she has not asked me for money.

she is a professional physiotherapist (legitimate, not a hooker masquerading as a masseur) and stands to lose her equipment if she does not make a payment on friday. therefore, out of desperation, she is ready to join the world's oldest profession, even if only for a short time.

now for the good news. i was planning to keep her for myself until after my visit next week but i am now prepared to share her given her circumstances. she is 20 years old, 1.64 (5'4" in height), an ex-model and has the face of an angel.

serious mongers who are in town can pm me for details.

there is nothing in this for me. i am doing this as a favour to help her out.

the cat
all,

two months later (the quote shown above was posted on june 14) my professional physiotherapist friend (her name is sandra) is still finding it hard to make the monthly payments on her equipment. consequently, she has decided to offer erotic massages- as well as regular massages- in order to supplement her income.

on my last visit to lima, sandra gave me a regular massage. her technique is excellent and to the level that you would expect from someone with 4 years of training. as a result, i recommend her for either regular or erotic massages.

the regular massage cost me 100 soles for one hour and she is charging twice that for a massage when it is accompanied by a happy ending. sex is not on the menu at the present time.

attached is a recent photo of sandra. if interested, please pm me for contact info. there is nothing in this for me. i am posting this as a friend of hers and as a service to fellow mongers with an interest in lima.

the cat

Ejam06
08-17-06, 21:04
I wish I was in Peru right about now. She is very lovely.

Lima Busy
08-17-06, 22:06
Cat,
She is a very pretty girl!(I will leave the pricing comments to others).
LB

John Sperm
08-17-06, 22:32
I been to Lima, now the only amount you can take out at any given time is $100.00, therefore if she was taken to an ATM to withdraw $2500.00 then very unlikely..... I think she is just a working girl and she is also testing the waters to see whether you send her some money, then again ... remember is my humble opinion...

TheCatsMeow88
08-17-06, 23:25
John,

While you are entitled to your opinion, you happen to be wrong on this one.

The mugging story was verified by reliable mongers who met Sandra days after it happened and observed the bruises first hand. As already discussed in previous postings, and confirmed by Mongers who live in Lima, "secuestros al paso" or temporary kidnappings are a known phenomenon. The gangs kidnap their victims and transport them from ATM to ATM to maximize the value of the heist. This would never work in the USA but apparently the banks down there are not coordinated, allowing the daily limit to be exceeded many times over by moving from bank to bank.

In either case, regardless of whether the story is true or she is just a great confidence trickster, I did not send her any money and have no intention of doing so. The only money she will see is the money she earns from servicing you guys (and me when I am down there)!

The Cat



I been to Lima, now the only amount you can take out at any given time is $100.00, therefore if she was taken to an ATM to withdraw $2500.00 then very unlikely..... I think she is just a working girl and she is also testing the waters to see whether you send her some money, then again ... remember is my humble opinion...

Que Ladilla
08-18-06, 00:07
I took out 1,900 soles in one shot from an ATM in Lima. I guess that the Sperm bank only allows limited withdrawals.

Polvo
08-18-06, 13:15
....... Sperm bank only allows limited withdrawals.Limited deposits as well!

Polvo

Dick Condon
08-19-06, 04:32
Thanks to David 33, I had a geat chica lined up for me when I arrived in Lima. Stayed in the JW Marriott (a gf hotel). Met this young girl Jasmine across the street from the hotel and proceeded to my room. Jasmine is in her early 20s with very perky tits and a very willing to please attitude. She does not speak any English so please take that into consideration. David saved me a lot of wasted time, and effort in calling some escort agency and taking my chances. I had a great conversation with David and he enjoys helping ISG members which in turn also helps out his chicas. David I am in your debt. Will be sending you a personal email to let you know how business worked out.

Volpone
08-20-06, 12:35
I would like to know if it's still possible to get escorts for about 30 dollars in Lima?
I mean the escorts that you can get by buying some newspapers in the streets.

When I was there a few years ago, I had a great time with girls, who worked in that kind of escort.
Many of them are students and around 20-22. They are not models, but normal girls.
If she likes you, she can come back to your place and she can stay 3-4 hours for the same price as 1 hour.

R Brandon
08-20-06, 13:18
Volpone, You will find lots of girls like that reviewed in the Perutops spainish site and many do advertise in papers. I haven't explored that scene yet but would like to.rbrandon100

ElKarl
08-21-06, 16:09
Hey guys, what's up.
I'll be going to Lima in November and I'd like some help from some of you guys.
I'll have knee surgery so I won't be going out to much when I get to Lima. I'll be calling all the chicks to my room. I do not want to go to a hotel because I do not want to be stared at. But , at the same time I want something a bit secure. I 'd like to get a place with independent entrance so I don't have to call the front desk for aproval to allow somebody to come to my room. Somebody mentioned the perustar hotel , which has some independent rooms that have independent entrance. Does anybody know how secure or independent they are?...
I, also, would like to know if I can have food delivered to this place.
I would like to know if you guys pay for the photos that are taken from the women.

I'd like to call quite a few women that is why I do not want a front desk calling me or giving a look.

Spanish is not a problem, I speak it without any problem, fluent.

Hope to comeback with tons of pictures.

Later.

Lima Busy
08-21-06, 17:55
Hey guys, what's up.
I'll be going to Lima in November and I'd like some help from some of you guys.
I'll have knee surgery so I won't be going out to much when I get to Lima. I'll be calling all the chicks to my room. I do not want to go to a hotel because I do not want to be stared at. But , at the same time I want something a bit secure. I 'd like to get a place with independent entrance so I don't have to call the front desk for aproval to allow somebody to come to my room. Somebody mentioned the perustar hotel , which has some independent rooms that have independent entrance. Does anybody know how secure or independent they are?...
I, also, would like to know if I can have food delivered to this place.
I would like to know if you guys pay for the photos that are taken from the women.

I'd like to call quite a few women that is why I do not want a front desk calling me or giving a look.

Spanish is not a problem, I speak it without any problem, fluent.

Hope to comeback with tons of pictures.

Later.
I do not think it will work for you. Perustar has some rooms on the ground floor in the back by the pool, but they still have to buzz reception outside the building and check in at the front desk. This is a family hotel and do not think they will approve of the traffic. As far as security it is secure with a street watchman all night and I am sure you can have food delivered. All the other rooms entail climbing multiple staircases. A better bet is a chica friendly hotel set up for this purpose ML or LP. The other option is a independent apartment in a building in a doorman building. Just give the day and night guy a few bucks and send them dinner and soda a few times and you will have no problems.

LB

MiamiHeatLuver
08-21-06, 18:00
The Colombia, thread is so full of egos, little tiffs and CHISME, that I almost wanna come in here and hang out with you a while! HA HA lol

Member #4351
08-21-06, 18:02
Yes, we definitely have more class here.

Polvo
08-21-06, 20:19
Yes, we definitely have more class here.You haven't met me yet!!

Polvo

Lima Busy
08-21-06, 21:40
The Colombia, thread is so full of egos, little tiffs and CHISME, that I almost wanna come in here and hang out with you a while! HA HA lol
You can hangout as long as you don't steal or Colombiaize our women!
LB

Que Ladilla
08-21-06, 21:40
El Karl,

I like to be discreet too, so I recommend either LB's apartment or the Nido hotel. No seperate entrances, but no one hanging around the lobby aside from a single doorman in either place.

MiamiHeatLuver
08-21-06, 21:54
Been to Lima many times but never to monger, maybe ill send you a PM for my next trip to PERU and see what services you have to offer! Ill tell my novia that im gonna visit my grandma, she still has the condo in miraflores, SHES 98, holy moly! So i think bringing back chicas to the condo might be out of the question, LOL, Peace "Chino"







You can hangout as long as you don't steal or Colombiaize our women!
LB

Lima Busy
08-21-06, 22:26
El Karl,

I like to be discreet too, so I recommend either LB's apartment or the Nido hotel. No seperate entrances, but no one hanging around the lobby aside from a single doorman in either place.
EL Karl,
I did not mention my place because it is rather big and two levels. From the sounds of things you plan to be bedridden(one way or the other).

Nido Inn is a good choice (try and get the suite) otherwise the rooms are small for a long stay. They do have internet in the rooms to make your lovelife easier.

LB

NJ Dude II
08-26-06, 12:27
Let me know if you go to Lima, I got some great tips for you

Pete

Dan D Dick
08-28-06, 20:59
Excellent report - thanks. I'll be visiting LIM in November while the wife's away visiting her mother. I'll be staying at the JW Marriott for $53 a night. From the looks of your list I presume the Miraflores area has all I'd be interested in, though not necessarily at the cheapest prices.

I also presume the JW is GF in Lima as it is elsewhere in the world. One question which doesn't seem to be clear on this board: is ST/LT in the hotel a particularly common approach in this area? Seems most reports reference on-site parties (brothels, clubs, etc.) with very little reference to take-out to higher end hotels.

I'll be arriving LIM about midnight & would like to find something simple & convenient near the hotel without having to spend an hour in a cab. Are Tequila Rocks & Pizza Alley near the JW? Cab required or walking distance?

And a final question for the Latin experts [I took 3 years of Latin in H.S. but it doesn't seem to be helping me....]. I have 8 nights available on a FF open jaw ticket (11/21-29) arriving in LIM and departing OUI (Quito). I had planned on a 5-3 split for the nights, presuming Lima offers more. Comments please.

Thanks all.

Dan D.

[yes, I know all about RTFF]

World Travel 69
08-28-06, 22:54
Your hotel is on the Malecon. It is a 15-20 min. walk to Pizza Alley. We stayed at the Las Palmas. They allow ST/LT. The draw back being the Disco next door. Don't know about other hotels. We stayed only a few days. We hit a brothel and picked up in the Alley.
We went to Cusco and Iquitos. Most of the action is in the Lima area, but there is some in other areas. We did not have this list to go by.
Have Fun.


Excellent report - thanks. I'll be visiting LIM in November while the wife's away visiting her mother. I'll be staying at the JW Marriott for $53 a night. From the looks of your list I presume the Miraflores area has all I'd be interested in, though not necessarily at the cheapest prices.

I also presume the JW is GF in Lima as it is elsewhere in the world. One question which doesn't seem to be clear on this board: is ST/LT in the hotel a particularly common approach in this area? Seems most reports reference on-site parties (brothels, clubs, etc.) with very little reference to take-out to higher end hotels.

I'll be arriving LIM about midnight & would like to find something simple & convenient near the hotel without having to spend an hour in a cab. Are Tequila Rocks & Pizza Alley near the JW? Cab required or walking distance?

And a final question for the Latin experts [I took 3 years of Latin in H.S. but it doesn't seem to be helping me....]. I have 8 nights available on a FF open jaw ticket (11/21-29) arriving in LIM and departing OUI (Quito). I had planned on a 5-3 split for the nights, presuming Lima offers more. Comments please.

Thanks all.

Dan D.

[yes, I know all about RTFF]

Lima Busy
08-28-06, 22:54
Excellent report - thanks. I'll be visiting LIM in November while the wife's away visiting her mother. I'll be staying at the JW Marriott for $53 a night. From the looks of your list I presume the Miraflores area has all I'd be interested in, though not necessarily at the cheapest prices.

I also presume the JW is GF in Lima as it is elsewhere in the world. One question which doesn't seem to be clear on this board: is ST/LT in the hotel a particularly common approach in this area? Seems most reports reference on-site parties (brothels, clubs, etc.) with very little reference to take-out to higher end hotels.

I'll be arriving LIM about midnight & would like to find something simple & convenient near the hotel without having to spend an hour in a cab. Are Tequila Rocks & Pizza Alley near the JW? Cab required or walking distance?

And a final question for the Latin experts [I took 3 years of Latin in H.S. but it doesn't seem to be helping me....]. I have 8 nights available on a FF open jaw ticket (11/21-29) arriving in LIM and departing OUI (Quito). I had planned on a 5-3 split for the nights, presuming Lima offers more. Comments please.

Thanks all.

Dan D.

[yes, I know all about RTFF]

Dan,
Pizza street will be closed by the time you arrive, Tequilas is a $1 taxi from the Marriott (chica friendly) and Suites is a 5 min ride (8 soles) going and 20 coming back. (My advice is go to suites first (and say hi to Polvo..ja ja) if there is nothing worth $200, than hop a cab to Tequilas and score there!

I think the 5/3 split is fine (make sure you have your shots)! All the clubs offer takeout, most internet girls will come to your hotel but will charge taxi fare.

I suggest you contact David33 by PM and he could probably set up some nice experiences for you!

LB

Screwed Up
08-29-06, 00:10
Good summary.

Just two notes though:

...
Brothels

Callao
...
2. Las Cucardas, S15 entrance fee, S40 half hour.

3. La Nenne,
...

La Nene and Las Cucardas are next to each other.
I only went into La Nene once 5 yrs ago and it seemed to have only heavy, ugly and/or 40+ women.
This is not in the Callao district but in "Centro de Lima" (downtown).
Address: Ricardo Treneman 875 (near Cdra. 9 Av. Colonial y Av. Argentina).
At night, S/.8-10 cab from Miraflores; S/.10-15 going back.
Entrance fee in Las Cucardas is now S/.18.


...
Bars/Clubs

Miraflores

1. Tequila Rocks, Ave. La Marina (for the novice or hard pressed), and Centro US$50-100.

There are two Tequila Rocks.
The obvious freelance disco in the Miraflores district: Calle Diez Canseco 146, nex to Parque Kennedy.
The other one is more of a regular disco with good nights Sunday.
Address: Avenida La Marina in San Miguel disctrict; S/.7-8 soles cab from Miraflores.

Samu Ray
08-29-06, 01:10
It is 20 soles, little over $6 to get into the cucardas. It opens at 9:00 am to
6:00 pm first shift 30 soles to screw. Not many women. From 6:00 pm until it
closes past mid night 40 soles to get laid, more women on duty!

Perutops.com has very good tips on everythig related to places and working
women. You could read the English version but, I find it not very clear!

ElKarl
08-29-06, 16:28
Hey, guys. while going through some of the past reports I came across the hotel castellana http://www.hotel-lacastellana.com/index-sp.htm. This hotel seems to have one of their rooms with independent exit and entrance to the outside. Has anybody tried this hotel ? they mentioned to me through an e-mail that some of their rooms have internet service, though not sure which rooms. Also, seems to have good service, and reasonable prices. The independent door makes atractive to me so I don't have to have the chicks going through the main lobby.

Any comments on this report will be helpful, as well as any inputs.

Later guys.

World Travel 69
08-29-06, 18:35
I plan to move it, but Jackson only gives 24 hours to edit anything. I was hoping for some of you Mongers to fill the missing addresses, Etc. Then I will move this and kill the old one.
I will put it in Lima Listing Thread. As I have done for lots of S.A.


El Karl,
You really should be posting your questions like this in the hotel section!

World69,
I would put your list in the General info or better yet "reports of Distinction"
that way it will not get lost.

LB

Lima Busy
08-29-06, 19:17
I plan to move it, but Jackson only gives 24 hours to edit anything. I was hoping for some of you Mongers to fill the missing addresses, Etc. Then I will move this and kill the old one.
I will put it in Lima Listing Thread. As I have done for lots of S.A.
Sorry,
In that case add La Bote next to troc, same address, same cover, but the chicas are only 15 soles.

Tequilas, is opening a new location in San Isidro and central (address not published yet).

Dance clubs,
add Beer Palace (downstairs,behind the Metro in the alley (I think Psge Tarata)

Gringo Bars-pick up spots,
Flying Dog-Diez Canseco for early action
The Old Pub- Calle Pizzas for early action

I will try to add more when time allows.
LB

LaidBackInLima
08-29-06, 20:21
I finaly got all signed up and look foreward to adding a few posts. Used to be a member of the old Jacksons board then just kind of stuck w/ WSG for a while. Then I noticed this one seems more lively in the Peru section. I will try not to bother you guys to much w/ FAQS. I do a lot of research and find that perutops has a wealth of info. Thank god I can read spanish better than I can speak it because the gringo section is not that big yet. Wanted to add that hooters in larco mar seems to get going pretty good on Thursday nights (trivia night) they had the most and best looking girls in there so far. Just wanted to say that it has been a pleasure reading up on all of the regulars posts in this section and I am sure we will run into each other from time to time around town. LBIL

Polvo
08-29-06, 23:56
Guys:

Barranco

1. Suites of Barranco, Av. República de Panamá 250, S80 entrance fee, US$70 exit fee, US$100 for the girl for all night. Tel: 247-2892 http://www.suitesdebarranco.com S/- 80 entrance fee or sometimes based on a minimum consumption requirement. US$100 for the girl, length of time is a matter of negotiation and her attraction to you. Normally a couple of hours not TLN.

Rooms on premises from US$70 and up. Private and clean. Can stay until 6:00am'ish but again need to negotiate with chica - or stay with manual assistance. I have seen 20 minutes by others!!

Polvo

World Travel 69
08-30-06, 06:57
But whose is paying the price and why? Or who is calling the shots? Who needs the money the most. Don't let that Dick on your Fourhead call the shots. If you need to pay big bucks why are you in SA. Nevada in the US demands that much and more. I will not pay that price at home. Tell them to Fuck off. PAY ONLY IN SOLES!
It is a short hop to BA and Columbia. See my Listings.



S/- 80 entrance fee or sometimes based on a minimum consumption requirement. US$100 for the girl, length of time is a matter of negotiation and her attraction to you. Normally a couple of hours not TLN.

Rooms on premises from US$70 and up. Private and clean. Can stay until 6:00am'ish but again need to negotiate with chica - or stay with manual assistance. I have seen 20 minutes by others!!

Polvo

World Travel 69
08-30-06, 07:10
And I am glad that you can read better Spanish than I can. Maybe we can help each other. All that is needed is too fill in the blanks on the Lists. Also there is a Spanish site that I copied some info from. Perutops is it? Maybe you can fill in the blanks? The Club Addresses in San Isidro?
Thanks a million if you can help.
WT69



I finaly got all signed up and look foreward to adding a few posts. Used to be a member of the old Jacksons board then just kind of stuck w/ WSG for a while. Then I noticed this one seems more lively in the Peru section. I will try not to bother you guys to much w/ FAQS. I do a lot of research and find that perutops has a wealth of info. Thank god I can read spanish better than I can speak it because the gringo section is not that big yet. Wanted to add that hooters in larco mar seems to get going pretty good on Thursday nights (trivia night) they had the most and best looking girls in there so far. Just wanted to say that it has been a pleasure reading up on all of the regulars posts in this section and I am sure we will run into each other from time to time around town. LBIL

Polvo
08-30-06, 09:20
Don't let that Dick on your Fourhead call the shots. If you need to pay big bucks why are you in SA. Tell them to Fuck off. PAY ONLY IN SOLES!
It is a short hop to BA and Columbia. See my Listings.I am only reporting in the interests of accuracy at your request. Please do not get excited with me.

Suites de Barranco is one of the places the top people in Lima go to. They are paying - not me!!

Just to incense you possibly further, the typical tab to go in and out of Barranco - not including the fee for a salida, Chica or room - is going to be about $250.00 for two people. (And it is not going to be very different at 69.) Check with LB if you don't believe me!!

The chicas in Barranco are always 7's and up, apart from a very rare aberration. Many are supporting a nino and work out of pure economic necessity - and therefore like to be there when the nino wakes up in the morning. So a TLN, after you have looked at the floor show, sat and chatted with the chicas to make a selection AND drink your face off, will always only be a few hours because you get out late (early in the morning) and frequently ends at 6:30am to 7:00am if you do well with your selection.

Cheaper is available - and one can avail oneself of that.

Regards and peace

Polvo

ElKarl
08-30-06, 14:16
Sorry guys, I was just afraid that nobody would read my thread in that area. Hope somebody has some inputs.
Thank you.
Later

LaidBackInLima
08-30-06, 15:25
Peppers San Isidro is at the intersection of Juan de Arona and Rivera Navarrete , the street that Club Emanuelle is on.

LaidBackInLima
08-30-06, 16:01
I don't have the address but I can try and explain how to get there. It is not far from Emanuelle---the opposite side of Via Express. If you can find Saga Flabella and Ripley take that road right there that crosses Via express go one more block turn left and then Cassanova will be on your left. No mention of the address on the postings I read though. Lbil

Lima Busy
08-30-06, 21:04
Suites de Barranco is one of the places the top people in Lima go to. They are paying - not me!!

Just to incense you possibly further, the typical tab to go in and out of Barranco - not including the fee for a salida, Chica or room - is going to be about $250.00 for two people. (And it is not going to be very different at 69.) Check with LB if you don't believe me!!

Polvo
Polvo,
And that was only for the cigar's we were lighting with the S/.100 notes and a couple "Blue labels". Imagine the damage if we decided to get serious!
LB

All, kidding aside it is not the gringo's but peruvians that are paying these prices for the most part. If you saw all the new "S" class,5,6 and 7 series rollin on the streets you would understand.

LB

TheKnife
08-31-06, 11:51
Hey guys

I'll be in Lima tonight and I'd like to gte the lay of the land from some veterans. I'll be at the Maria Luisa. PM your contact info if you are interested.

Eddie

Lima Busy
08-31-06, 19:16
I recently rented out the Penthouse to a couple of young (30) Arab guys (Dubai). We handled the arrangements over the internet and they were due to arrive in Lima (Dubai-Cairo-Madrid-Lima) on the 10th of August. Well that was the day of the problems in England and when they did not show, I figured they were another terror cell planning on hitting the USA from the south(I have a active imagination)!

Well they show up the next day on my doorstep and everything is finalized. It is there first trip to SA and I was surprised they chose Lima as their primary destination (for the weather, suprising)! I have to admit these guys planned their trip well. Several months ago they joined a variety of dating sites and met quite a few women (Hi-5). This site seems to work out well for the younger guys (it is just a matter of getting into the right community).

They made arrangements with one bilingual girl to meet them at the airport and act as a translator for there entire stay. She would take them to the best clubs and restaurants and introduce them around town. I was impressed at how easily they negotiated “lima’s nightlife” without any Spanish and heavily accented Ingles.

I had told them that “bartini” was the current “in” chica pickup place on Tuesday nights and so they went with high expectations! We all know about racism in Peru i.e. “Mama Batatas” but these well dressed, rich Arabs were turned down at the door and told it was a private club!

I admit that when we go out together they draw a lot of stares (for their beards) but they do not have any problems with the ladies (they have had various combinations of 6 or so girls living with them over the past 3 weeks).

Tariq is not attractive in the least and his bodyguard is down right scary. After spending some time with them I realized that women were attracted to his style of dress (metro sexual) and his easy going personality.

Tariq has mongered all over Africa, Asia, Europe and the Middle East and was completely blown away by Lima’s attitude and potential. So much so that I almost had to physically restrain him from buying a mansion for sale on the malecon and a few apartments. In the three + weeks he was here, he never had to opt for p4p and visited Tequilas once out of curiosity.

His biggest obstacle was the possessiveness of Peruanas, something we are all too familiar with. He is the oldest of 18 siblings and his father has 3 wives. Under Emeriti law he can have up to 4 wives at one time. Even with this knowledge he was like “flypaper” to these girls.

Several things I noticed:
1. Always impeccably dressed
2. High level of hygiene
3. Eschewed local cafes preferring to seek out “Starbucks” for more upscale girls.
4. Had expensive watch, clothes, Sat phone, wireless PDA but with or without his bodyguard never exhibited concern for his safety! I have never seen such a little guy exude such confidence.
5. When he saw a girl he liked, he would send over his translator to arrange the introduction.

LB

Polvo
08-31-06, 23:36
Still need more addresses. Please.
Also do I have Scarlet's in the right district?Not sure if you are interested in accuracy, but the room fee for 69 is S/- 140

Polvo

Screwed Up
09-02-06, 22:48
Scarlets is in Los Olivos. It's on their website.

Also you should include taxi fares in your list. Good work so far.

Jaimito Cartero
09-02-06, 23:54
Perhaps a separate forum for this list, so that it won't scroll off would be nice as well. Having a good printable map with locations would be a real great thing to have.

FlyingAce
09-03-06, 00:02
Just a bit of information. The following url:

http://www.guiacalles.com/calles/index.asp

is an interactive guide to the streets of Lima. Most, if not all are available. I find it surprising that Lima has such a guide, and it is accurate. Since most of the locations listed include addresses, using this street guide (although it is in Spanish) can still be most helpful. Additionally, you can change the display from a fixed display to a fully interactive, moveable display.

Hope this provides some help.

Flyingace

PS - On a whim I put in Las Cucardas as a "Place of Interest" versus an address to search for and lo and behold it came back with a "club" and the right address with map! and here's the link for it:

http://www.guiacalles.com/calles/xlugar.asp?ID=2126&XC=366&YC=34

And of course for Madonna Club:

http://www.guiacalles.com/calles/index.asp?ID=2521&XC=470&YC=40

World Travel 69
09-03-06, 02:49
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=500667&postcount=2169



Perhaps a separate forum for this list, so that it won't scroll off would be nice as well. Having a good printable map with locations would be a real great thing to have.

Hoof Hunter
09-03-06, 07:21
La Marina is not for the novice, by any means.

Bars/Clubs

Miraflores

1. Tequila Rocks, Calle Diez Canseco 146, next to Parque Kennedy. S/20 Entrance. Chicas US$50-100. Open 9pm-9am.


San Miguel

1. Tequila Rocks, Ave. La Marina (for the novice or hard pressed) US$50-100. S/7-8 soles cab from Miraflores.

Screwed Up
09-03-06, 21:52
Just a bit of information. The following url:

http://www.guiacalles.com/calles/index.asp

is an interactive guide to the streets of Lima. Most, if not all are available. I find it surprising that Lima has such a guide, and it is accurate. Since most of the locations listed include addresses, using this street guide (although it is in Spanish) can still be most helpful. Additionally, you can change the display from a fixed display to a fully interactive, moveable display.

Hope this provides some help.

Flyingace

Wow, nice find.
Even better than www.idonde.com
I will use guiacalles from now on.
thanks

LaidBackInLima
09-06-06, 05:49
Thanks Flying Ace

Ojorojo
09-06-06, 21:39
Some of those are really cool places, but check the area first.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69]Guys:

Please fill in the blanks.

Thanks

Brothels

Centro de Lima

1. Trocadero Club (El Salvaje), Avenida Argentina, Calle 18, S/13 Entrance, S/20 half hour.

2. La Bote, Avenida Argentina, Calle 18, S/13 Entrance, S/15 half hour.

3. Las Cucardas, Ricardo Treneman 875 (near Cdra. 9 Av. Colonial y Av. Argentina).
Entrance fee in Las Cucardas is now S/18-20. Entrance fee.

Opens at 9:00 am to 6:00 pm first shift 30 soles to screw. Not many women. From 6:00 pm until it closes past mid night 40 soles to get laid, more women on duty!
At night, S/8-10 cab from Miraflores; S/10-15 going back.

WhiskerBisket
09-20-06, 19:05
My apologies in advance if this is the wrong place for this!

Why the hell are plain tickets to Lima so expensive? From ATL the cheapest I found (with more than two weeks in advance) was $900 through flyabroadcheap.com. I checked sidestep, orbitz, airfare, farechase and a bunch of others.

I could fly to South Africa for less! Did I miss out on some obscure bucket shop consolidator web site for those really sweet fares? What do you guys use?

LuvumBare
09-20-06, 19:30
I will be in the Marriott. Leaving on night of 29th.
Am looking for a Cialis source since I do not have a scrip.

Anyone who is in town and wants to get together with an older, fatter monger (60), drop me a PM.
'bare

Lima Busy
09-20-06, 21:07
I will be in the Marriott. Leaving on night of 29th.
Am looking for a Cialis source since I do not have a scrip.

Anyone who is in town and wants to get together with an older, fatter monger (60), drop me a PM.
'bare
Bare,
Cialis is available over the counter in any pharmacy, I think about S./28 per pill.
LB

Lima Busy
09-20-06, 22:29
A buddy of mine a regular monthly visitor surprised me when telling me a story about Emanualle's last night. First he did not pay a cover (S./80) and the salida was (S./120). But more suprising to me is that the chica fee is negociable and he paid $80.00 for 3+ hours, she had to leave at 7:30. Obviously not going back. Lastly he was staying at the Melia Lima and had no problems bringing her in. I understand the cover as he drops a minimum S/.500 on Jack a day!
LB

Hoof Hunter
09-21-06, 02:24
My apologies in advance if this is the wrong place for this!

Why the hell are plain tickets to Lima so expensive? From ATL the cheapest I found (with more than two weeks in advance) was $900 through flyabroadcheap.com. I checked sidestep, orbitz, airfare, farechase and a bunch of others.

I could fly to South Africa for less! Did I miss out on some obscure bucket shop consolidator web site for those really sweet fares? What do you guys use?

The flights are and have been full for the past few months, esp. returning back to the USA. More demand, than supply to Lima lately.

From what I've been told, Delta will be either adding a 2nd daily ATL-Lima, or switching to a bigger plane in December.

WhiskerBisket
09-21-06, 04:14
That's funny, I'm flying Delta and this flight will be on a 767-400. To go any bigger than that they'll have to drag out a vintage 747.

Do 747's fly any more?

Ok, I'm way off topic. My Bad.

World Travel 69
09-21-06, 04:16
Here is a little tip for new travelers. To get cheap flights you should book Months in advance, not weeks.



My apologies in advance if this is the wrong place for this!

Why the hell are plain tickets to Lima so expensive? From ATL the cheapest I found (with more than two weeks in advance) was $900 through flyabroadcheap.com. I checked sidestep, orbitz, airfare, farechase and a bunch of others.

I could fly to South Africa for less! Did I miss out on some obscure bucket shop consolidator web site for those really sweet fares? What do you guys use?

Don River
09-21-06, 14:48
My apologies in advance if this is the wrong place for this!

Why the hell are plain tickets to Lima so expensive? From ATL the cheapest I found (with more than two weeks in advance) was $900 through flyabroadcheap.com. I checked sidestep, orbitz, airfare, farechase and a bunch of others.

I could fly to South Africa for less! Did I miss out on some obscure bucket shop consolidator web site for those really sweet fares? What do you guys use?

Have you looked at flying out of Miami or Houston on an airline other than Delta?

Delta usually has had only one flight per day, but last year they put on an extra flight starting in mid November through the holiday season.

Problem is that demand is highly seasonal. Over the years I have been on flights from Lima where over 1/2 of the coach section was empty.

You might be able to get a cheaper fare if you look for something other than non-stop.

Don

Lima Busy
09-21-06, 17:13
The flights are and have been full for the past few months, esp. returning back to the USA. More demand, than supply to Lima lately.


Why, would anybody want to do that? ja ja...

LB

Jaimito Cartero
09-21-06, 17:42
I'd rather fly on a 747 than a 767 any day. Especially a Delta version. All the ones I've been on have seemed to be beaten to death.

This is the site I've been using lately for finding better prices:

http://www.farecompare.com/search/myAirportCategoryMap?departure=ATL&category=SouthAmerica

As has been mentioned, waiting two weeks before you want to fly is sheer folly. Aeromexico and Continental have less expensive flights, somewhere in the $600-$660 range, plus tax. Doubtful that they're direct though.

It might be much cheaper to get a flight out of Miami, so don't forget to check from there.

I flew Continental LAX-EWR-LIM last year for $369 plus tax in Economy, and LAX-LIM on LAN in Biz class for $899. You just have to keep your eyes out for the deals.

Hammered
09-22-06, 04:54
I have a Peruvian friend that is trying to sell some beach property in Chancay and a house in Carabayllo for cheap to fund a political campaign. Does anybody know of a website to advertise them for American or foreigners?

Thanks

Hammered
09-22-06, 05:46
I have a Peruvian friend that is trying to sell some beach property in Chancay and a house in Carabayllo for cheap to fund a political campaign. Does anybody know of a website to advertise them for American or foreigners?

Thanks

ElKarl
09-22-06, 20:40
There used to be this chick named Crystal that used to publish her services at Placeresdelperu.com, she was a big titted girl. Does any body know if she still works as a kinesiologa( escort)?. Any phone numbers?
I'll be in Lima in November, I'd really like to meet with that chick.
thanks for the info in advance.
later

LuvumBare
09-26-06, 07:42
Monday Night –
I met with Satanas from Perutops in the Marriott for a couple of Mojitos and some business chat.
What a great guy. He is a recent PaPa and could not spend the whole night chasing chicas but he was very helpful in my quest. Since I only speak about 6 words of Spanish, I did need some translation help.

First on the agenda was a visit to a farmacia to fill my need for a supply of Cialis. I cannot get ascrip in the US because my doctor is a family friend and his wife is my wife’s doctor. Cannot afford any lax crosstalk between these girls.

We headed for Pizza Alley at about 2000. Sat down, had a massive beer and got ready to make a selection from the parade. Problem - there was no parade. Maybe 3 or 4 “beasties” on the stroll but nothing that was even reasonably attractive even to an old man with tri-focals.

At 2200 we went to TR. There were 2 females in the place and they were not “prime” considering the necessary investment.

I decided to let Satanas head back to his family responsibilities. As we were walking across the park to his car, we were stopped by 2 “ladies”. Nothing of real beauty but one of them, Irma, looked like she could fill my need and was on offer for 100Soles TLN. Back to the Marriott we went.

Marriott is girl friendly as long as they have an ID and leave it at the desk. On departure, they claim it but the desk calls you to be sure you are still alive and have not been robbed of your earthly goods.

In the semi-bright room light I discovered Irma was a bit older and thicker than prime but so am I so I guess it was a fair trade.

The terms of engagement were modified with an asking of 50 more for photos. Not a bad offer since I will need a reminder to be more selective in the future. Nothing like a few “weight watcher” candidate photos to keep one’s mind sharp.

As she removed her thong, it was obvious she had not been worried about her bikini line this summer. A furry little thing she was. She agreed to barber service for a few extra soles(25) and into the shower we went.

She is about 5’ tall, if that, and carried close to 120lbs. An obvious mommy with pendulous breasts that responded well to stimulation. During the shower she washed every part of me with special attention to the browneye – a necessary prep for future action. I received a sample of her oral skills. Does the term “Chrome off a trailer hitch” ring any bells?

From the shower to the barber chair and she now has a smooth pu**y.

On the bed, she gave me a fairly passable massage. Not an Asian special, but she certainly did her job. On the flip, I was rewarded with a super BBJ including salad tossing.

I returned the oral favor and was able to get her to a nice moaning cum. We relaxed for a while and then I gave her another licking because I thought I may have missed a few spots. She is very responsive and it is kind of fun to watch the excess tummy layers move in violent contractions. No acting – these were real.

It was her turn to earn her money. More BBJ and salad tossing before dressing for the main event.

A word of advice to all hookers – if you are dealing with someone who is slightly past 60, has had 3 or 4 Mojitos plus a litre of beer as well as 20mg of Cialis, it ain’t going to be a quicky. CG, reverse CG, mish, doggy – a pause for more BBJ and another cover. Back through all the positions until the final BBJTCIM. Full swallow without gagging or spitting. She needs the extra protein in her diet.

The clock was now reading 0130 and we had been at it since 2315. She was shot and I knew there was nothing left for me to offer. Sin leche.

Also, through the generosity of David_33, I knew I had a 20YO hard body on my calendar for an early afternoon and I did not want to disappoint her. At my age, 12 hours is a good recharge time. I gave Irma the choice of sleeping here or heading home. I told her that if she slept here there would be no need for a morning wake-up. She was glad to go home.

As a parting gift I gave her a St. Louis Cards baseball hat. So if you are in the Pizza Alley area and see a short, tubby red head with a Card’s hat, you know what to expect. I have told her I would probably be near PA tonight (Tuesday) at 2200 so I am sure she will be there. I will not as my afternoon delight will have taken all my strength. More about her tomorrow after the event.

If I can figure out how to post tonight’s pix they will be posted on my return to US.
‘bare

Jaimito Cartero
09-26-06, 11:05
Wow. Delta on a 747! Are you sure about this?

http://www.delta.com/planning_reservations/plan_flight/aircraft_types_layout/index.jsp

No, I'd rather fly on a 747 (almost any 747), than a Delta 767.

LuvumBare
09-27-06, 01:56
I know everyone thinks David_33 is a nice guy, but how could a nice guy do what he did today. He may well be castrated when he returns to Lima.

Can you image setting an old fart like me up with a beautiful, young, tight, belly ringed, tattooed, pert breasted young girl ON HER BIRTHDAY!

I am forever grateful to David for making the arrangements but I think she will seriously question the validity of his friendship. Today will probably be her birthday nightmare for years to come. For me it will be source of many delightful wet dreams.

After my experience last night with Irma, I would have been happy with almost anything female that did not need to be rolled in flour to find the wet spot.

Stella is a dream girl. Ask Cats Meow and look at her pix a few weeks back. I will add mine after I have a PM with David about he feels should be revealed. Stella loves the camera and has no shyness. I was the one who did not feel right about taking the offered gyno and action shots. Last nights Irma pix were different because she was an old pro, but Stella almost seemed virginal.
(See photo post #283 on 5-11-06 and #279 on 5-10-06 for reference)

Today was her birthday. Since ladies do not like to tell their age, I will refrain from saying anything except she was legal. Because of her birthday, I had brought some small gifts. A very nice box of chocolates, a small makeup kit, a couple of aromatherapy candles and a U-Haul baseball cap. She cried when I gave them to her and said no one ever gave her birthday presents. Is she an actress – I don’t think so because she does not have the hard pro attitude.

Although she was 30 minutes late, it made no difference. She does not speak any English and I have almost no Spanish. We spent the first hour talking to each other via Google translations. I learned a lot about her and will only share the points that are not private.

She lives with her parents and works to give them support. She spent the past few weeks in the mountains and has a beautiful overall tan. No tan lines. I am not sure what she was doing but she has no tan lines on her little bod.

Within the first few minutes she wanted a drink and mixed a Red Bull and Vodka from the mini-bar. I was unhappy because I had brought a rather expensive bottle of California Chardonnay with me to share with her. Trying to be a nice guy but wine is not her thing.

She said she had not eaten since early and since it was 1530, room service was called. I had a club sandwich and she enjoyed some Anticuchos de Lomito. She cleaned her plate, ate ¼ of my sandwich and all the Freedom Fries that were on my plate. I expected her to either explode or barf because she was far to small for all that food. No problomo except for a discrete burp while she lay on the bed digesting.

Stella is, at best, 5’ tall and cannot weigh more than 80lbs soaking wet. Trim, tight, hot and firm are some words that come to mind.

Our shower was more personal than most. She not only washed everything of mine but insisted on washing my hair as well. I returned all these favors to her and we were smelling clean, fresh and bright when we hit the sheets.

She can DFK with the best of them but she does not leave in her tongue stud for her BBJ’s.

Nothing was fast or furious. Every move is soft and loving. This is GFE sex at its very best. She will DFK for as long as you want to participate. While playing tonsil hockey with her mouth, her small warm hands are working wonders on the love muscle.

I eventually moved to her pert little breasts. As you can see from David and Cat’s pix, these are small, firm little mounds of heaven. When properly stimulated, you will notice a direct response of excess wetness from her pu**y. This is an obvious invitation to dine at the Y. I have long ago forgotten the kind of responses you get when the raging hormones of a young body begin to seek release. I have done a fair amount of rug munching in my years and normally have been complimented on it. Stella felt I need some further practice and used her fingers to point out areas I had missed. No massive heaving cums from her – just a soft low moans of sheer delight leading to an obvious mission accomplished final thrust.

Resting in my arms after her release, she cuddled for a few minutes before looking after my needs.

She started again with her fantastic DKF and slowly lowered her mouth for a BBJ. Once you have experienced her DFK’s, you just know the best is yet to come. If you have a quick trigger, its game over very soon. I am not talking about the trailer hitch BBJ, Stella is gentle, wet and attentive to everything hanging between your legs. No salad tossing for this little lady, she doesn’t need it to light you up.

Once the cover was applied, it was a very slow and gentle entrance via CG. You instantly know this is the genuine article and it has never been abused by childbirth or massive organs.

The combination of age, Cialis, a condom and last night meant there would not be a quick ending. While many girls start asking about when you finish almost before you have started, Stella was delighted to have a human toy to use and abuse for her own pleasure. The real pleasure of this was to watch her face as she rode and rode and rode to her hearts content. When she wanted a different feeling she selected the position she liked and away we went again. I felt I was almost a human vibrator. When she could sense I was almost ready to pop, she relaxed, slipped off and began some more of her teasing BJ. It was very slow and methodical. She knew how to keep it hard yet not trigger a release. When she felt I was back under control and there was still more time on the meter, she hopped on and began to ride herself to heaven. Stella did this for almost an hour. She would take me close to my peak and then slowly bring me down again.

There is no doubt in my mind – she was using me for her own pleasure and I better not disappoint her by unloading until She was ready. Oh Happy Days!

Following CatMeow’s lead, I will refrain from discussing money but I will say Stella gives value for her payment.

If I was 20 years younger, I would learn Spanish and fall in love. I think someone with enough free cash flow to pay her expenses could setup with Stella and she would never consider cheating on you. She is not a bar girl. She is a sweet young thing who could become a faithful companion. I guarantee if you came home to her every night, you would have no reason to find other entertainment.

David – thank you. I had an unforgettable experience. Nothing I have ever done in Asia or anywhere can compare to my afternoon with Stella. I hope someone will find her very soon and take her out of this life. She deserves a better life than spending her next few birthdays underneath fat, sweating old men.
‘bare

Member #4351
09-27-06, 04:36
Wow! Well I never posted photos of her, but you were correct about CM´s. I just finished an interesting session here in Cali and immediately booted up the laptop to make sure that everything went well for you.

I am very happy that you got along with her. She is definitely not a pro and has probably been with less guys than you can count on a hand. She is sweet and cute and as you say, a keeper for some lucky guy. Remember the Peruvian saying that "love doesn´t recognize age"...maybe you should propose...

Anyway, as I have mentioned before, I enjoy helping guys out...especially ones who write an excellent post like you did, and actually thank me. Believe it or not, more than 50% of the time I don´t even get a thank you. I think it has something to do with the Latin saying: "post coitum trist est"...or something like that, meaning that after getting it on one feels sad...or guilty I suppose if you are from the sex prison U.S.A.

Anyway, once again it was a pleasure to help you out, and feel free to ask for my advise in the future. I suggest you continue hanging out with Stella since you both seem to get along so well. I would bet that in reality, this was the first time that she received a birthday present.

Polvo
09-27-06, 19:14
Stella is a dream girl. ....She lives with her parents and works to give them support. ..... She deserves a better life than spending her next few birthdays underneath fat, sweating old men.

‘bare'bare - a great report! Who said mongers can't be gentlemen?

You have highlighted some of the things that make South America so very different from sex prison (which now includes Canada) where some ISG'ers get all giddy about spotting a skanky street walker. In South America a lot of the girls are not "hard" pros (GP) they do this only for pure reasonable economic purposes, like supporting their parents or, especially in Peru, a massive and extended family and not drugs or pimps. You were nice to her so it was probably not a toxic experience for her - she seems to like being above fat, sweating men (according to your report) - girls like Stella are the diamonds. We are all thankful for small mercies and the rare chance to give and take!

David_33 -I have not had a chica contact from you, but you have done things for me which (I believe) I have thanked you for. A 50% ignorant bastard rate is unbelievable!! If people don't thank you - publish them so other kindly ISG'ers don't pass goodies on to them!! Perhaps we can have the "Polite Forum"??

Polvo

Lima Busy
09-27-06, 22:30
A 50% ignorant bastard rate is unbelievable!! If people don't thank you - publish them so other kindly ISG'ers don't pass goodies on to them!! Perhaps we can have the "Polite Forum"??

Polvo
Polvo,
Are you still upset at me for the "Gracias Tarde" on the Jose Antonio dinner?

Bare, You seem to have hit the ground running and David33 has already convinced you to stay away from the "Pizza Street" offerings. I do suspect after the mayoral elections we may see once again some sweet young faces plying their trade.

Enjoy some of our restaurants as well, in certain circles they are more highly prized than our young chica's!

LB

LuvumBare
09-27-06, 23:58
I am not sure I "hit the ground running", but I did hit paydirt with Stella.

When I am back in my sex prison I will post the pix on both nights. I have rationalized my Monday experience by thinking I usually pay a lot of money to go whale watching in Nantucket and I never have a great second day on those trips. Now I know I can watch whenever I return to Lima and then get a positive re-orientation visit the following day.
I am sorry my schedule did not allow me to join you on your tour. It would have been fun to see what $15.00 could buy although I probably would have only been looker.
As far as restaurants are concerned, I have not had a bad meal here. We did not eat in Pizza Alley as the visit was a search and seek mission rather than a sit and fill.
Thanks again for your help and advice. I will return here sometime in the future and hope our paths will cross.
'bare

Polvo
09-28-06, 01:23
Polvo,

Are you still upset at me for the "Gracias Tarde" on the Jose Antonio dinner?

LBLB - Never!! I have been a bit quiet as this month has been a ***** with much travel in Sex Prison continent and no rewards. What I do not understand is that although I check the forum several times a day I never saw your report until 9/21! In fact you did thank me at the time but you were distracted over the "Snicker Incident"! And, I can say it in front of the whole membership, you have always been unfailingly generous. Almost enough to make me want to wash your windows.

For the curious, after the meal, but still in the restaurant, my chica had a craving for chocolate so Mr. Smoothie (aka LB) disappears and gets a waiter to go fetch a Snicker bar which LB then serves on a plate to my Chica. Chica very impressed. LB's wife not! Ah, Peruvian women and their territorial rights!!

As stated the chica on my arm that night was an absolute stunner. Young, firm and - poor girl - not that experienced with unsavory characters like us. Similar to Stella - age, etc. ('bare - my diamond!!). The night, for me, was a bit short as she lives with parents about one hour away so time was of the essence. No TLN!

However, it took about two days for my penis to recover after the most intense BBBJ I have ever experienced. All 45 minutes of it. She had an intense drive to do the BJ, and would not give my penis back. On and on - despite my trying to go for alternative treatment. When a girl says "No, I want it, I want to play with it, I won't let go, leche is good for the skin etc." what is one to do, but comply in case she tears it off and sticks it in her handbag for later!

How she didn't get lockjaw I will never know!

I guess she likes her meat and her dessert!!

Polvo

LuvumBare
09-28-06, 14:46
i have a hard time understanding how these very young (18, 19) girls have learned such outstanding bj skills.

i mean it, they can do fantastic things with their mouths. it is as if their school had a shop course for the boys and a bj course for the girls.

if stella had no made it perfectly plain that she wanted to "ride the rod", i would have been more than happy with her bbj.

i have been to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) bj bar in bangkok and a couple of "video boxes" in japan and the quality was far lower. granted [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) and video girls do nothing all day but suck cock so they may have lost a little interest in giving a quality performance, but even the best asian bj i have had could not come close to stella.

the item of my desires on monday, irma, also gave superior bbjticws.

the next time i hear someone mutter "peru sucks", i will have to agree with them.
'bare

Polvo
09-28-06, 15:55
I have a hard time understanding how these very young (18, 19) girls have learned such outstanding BJ skills. But even the best Asian BJ I have had could not come close to Stella. The next time I hear someone mutter "Peru Sucks", I will have to agree with them.

'bare'bare

We appear to have trodden the same geographical paths. I agree with you completely - the BJ skills in Peru are beyond compare. If you combine that with blue candy or "C" you can stand, or lie, with a stiffie and a smile for a looooong time.

I would love to see the course syllabus:
1) Grip
2) Movement
3) Priming the pump
4) Lubrication
5) Perpetual Motion
6) Movement under fire
7) Leche disposal

Ain't life grand!

Polvo

Lima Busy
09-28-06, 18:19
Polvo & Bare,
I was perfectly happy sitting here (in Cafe Z), working and drinking my cafe vietnamese when I took a break to check the forum. Now, after reading all this BBBJ talk, I am headed home early "with flowers" for the wife!

Most people think the legendary C**kS**kers are in BA (ala dickheads Maria).
Some of us know better. I believe it comes down to Peruanas are fascinated with "white cock" and even though it feels the same, they like to see it (especially circumcised).

Bare, I understand your reluctance at a $15 poke. But I guarantee you would not pass on Carla!

LB

Polvo
09-28-06, 18:56
Polvo & Bare,

Now, after reading all this BBBJ talk, I am headed home early "with flowers" for the wife!LBAre you taking any Candy?

Polvo

LuvumBare
09-28-06, 21:35
I am not adverse to a $15.00 poke but as age creeps into your pants you want a little more than a quick unload. I have had my share of cheap lays.

In ’67, ’68 and part of ’69 I was stationed in Korat Thailand making trips over Hanoi in an F-4.

After an 8 hour mission, you needed to relax and become human again. We could go downtown and get a full soapy massage with FS for about $2.50. Or you could sit at a table in a bar, drinking beer with your buddies and, for a mere $1.00, a young thing would get under the table and deliver a passable BBJ.

This was a very regular event because our motto was – “I shall not die sober or horny!”

Today I prefer the comfort of a nice hotel room, a warm and happy shower, and a chance to get to know a little about the other body in the room. If it is TLN, the morning wake up is fun but seldom complete.

If it is ST, after she leaves, I can put my slippers on, make a nice cup of warm Ovaltine and reflect on my degenerate ways.
‘bare

Lima Busy
09-28-06, 21:59
In ’67, ’68 and part of ’69 I was stationed in Korat Thailand making trips over Hanoi in an F-4.
‘bare
I always prefer the bottom part of '69 myself, but will do a side by side rather then get in war over it.

Polvo, unlike your "snicker luv'n" hottie, mine prefers a "Sublime". As a collary, I just got back to work after heading home for lunch. My wife tried to sit in a "chair that was not there" and broke her ass, so there was really only one option. Lucky Me!

email me the G2 on the the "bribe".

LB

LuvumBare
09-28-06, 22:42
What is the best one to use?

Lima Busy
09-29-06, 03:43
What is the best one to use?
The most used is mihov image resizer which there is a link to somewhere or just google it.
LB

ElKarl
10-04-06, 17:20
Hey guys. I'll be in lima in November and I'd like some help. I was looking for some independent apartments specially one with independent entrance to the street or an apartment in a building with intercom rather that a "portero". I am looking now at a la castellana hotel , any advice as to how chica friendly this place is? , and also I was looking at "resindencial sori" http://www.residencialsori.com/index.htm , a place that I e-mailed and said that they had independent apartments with independent entrance. I plan to have a lot of chicks come and go so I don't want the to be stared at. I checked some reviews on different websites but no mongering advices. Any help will be welcomed.
I was in Lima a long time ago and I stayed at my friends house, didn't do much mongering so I plan to go alone to spend more time with different chicks.
Thank you.
Later

Lima Busy
10-04-06, 18:27
They had the annual beauty contest at the "Santa Monica" womens prison and this year they had a bevy of beautiful "burro's". My personal favorite was the Peruvian Shakira, but in the end the black chica from Holland won. Unlike the men's prisons where hooker's and girlfriends regularly go to service their clients and BF's, The womens prisons do not allow conjugal visits.

I was hoping to get a press pass from the Mayor of Callao this year, but if you follow "Magaly" you know he is under fire right now. Maybe when Alabama gets back down he can pull a few strings.

" Santa Monica " is where they keep the international "drug couriers" and you always get a nice selection of "model types" trying to bring home our World renowned Marching Powder.

LB

Surfer
10-04-06, 20:36
mihov image resizer can be downloaded free at www.mihov.com

LB: Any PICTURES from the Miss Primavera contest?

Kid03
10-04-06, 22:44
Not sure if this is the right place to post this. I am planning on taking my first ever trip to Lima. Wanted to know if some one has a similar setup like Aussie Greg's mansion in Medellin or Capt. Dave mansion in Buenos Aires. Would love to visit Lima.

Thanks

Lima Busy
10-05-06, 00:28
Not sure if this is the right place to post this. I am planning on taking my first ever trip to Lima. Wanted to know if some one has a similar setup like Aussie Greg's mansion in Medellin or Capt. Dave mansion in Buenos Aires. Would love to visit Lima.

Thanks
Nope, there is nothing here like the places you mentioned. You might have more fun in the other cities if that is your thing.

LB

Elberto
10-05-06, 02:14
I am looking for a neighborhood map of Lima but most of the maps I find online don't list much but the Centro and street names. Does anyone have any handy map links to share?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Surfer
10-05-06, 03:40
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid03
Not sure if this is the right place to post this. I am planning on taking my first ever trip to Lima. Wanted to know if some one has a similar setup like Aussie Greg's mansion in Medellin or Capt. Dave mansion in Buenos Aires. Would love to visit Lima.

LIMABUSY WROTE:

Nope, there is nothing here like the places you mentioned.

SURFERWRITES:

GRACIAS A DIOS!

World Travel 69
10-05-06, 15:39
Here is a couple of Photo Resizer programs sites.

http://picasa.google.com/

http://www.faststone.org/

I have been using the Faststone program. I have not tried any other.


What is the best one to use?

FlyingAce
10-05-06, 17:36
I am looking for a neighborhood map of Lima but most of the maps I find online don't list much but the Centro and street names. Does anyone have any handy map links to share?

Thanks in advance for your help.

You may want to try this link:

http://www.guiacalles.com/calles/index.asp

It's in Spanish and expects pretty accurate spelling, but it does know most of Lima and surrounding areas.

Flyingace

Elberto
10-05-06, 18:01
That's exactly what I was looking for. Thanks, Flyingace :)

Kid03
10-05-06, 22:31
Lima Busy,

Man I thought you are the man in Peru. Don't have any apartments to rent? I will love to hook up with you. I will be arriving in Lima on January 19th.

Thanks


Nope, there is nothing here like the places you mentioned. You might have more fun in the other cities if that is your thing.

LB

Lima Busy
10-06-06, 18:26
Lima Busy,

Man I thought you are the man in Peru. Don't have any apartments to rent? I will love to hook up with you. I will be arriving in Lima on January 19th.

Thanks
Kid,
I have a Penthouse that I rent out to mongers, but it is nothing like the atmosphere you will find at the Mansions! Meaning, you will be the only one there. It is more for the guy that is looking for a nice private place to entertain his women without the hotel hassle and no worries about other guys "dogging" his catch.

LB
LB

Lima Busy
10-08-06, 18:34
Lima Busy,

My friend and I are organizing our annual surfing and mongering trip. We are considering Peru. We both are gringo as gringo could be but we speak spanish everyday in the states with our businesses. How far are some waves from Lima? Does the place have any action. We like non-pros until we fail and then like the option of pros. As a note we typically go to Costa Rica but I feel after going 20+ times there I shuld broden my horizons. We would like to spend our first weekend in Lima then the week at a beach then follow up with the next weekend in Lima before we fly out.

Thanks
Barefoot,
They have surfers every day of the year right here in Miraflores home to some of the best surfers in the world. If you wanted, I could hook you up with some young 20's surfers that you could hang with.

Leaving Lima, you will find some of the best waves in Peru about 45min-1 hour out of town. I reccomend you stay in Lima and rent a car for the week. The beach towns other than "Asia" do not have much night life.

The legendary surfing areas are up north near "Mancora" which will take you a day or so to get to by plane and taxi.

During the summer you will find many surfing competitions going on in and around Lima.

LB

Elberto
10-08-06, 18:36
How far are some waves from Lima?Thanks

Hey BC,

I've been reading up on surfing in Peru and the beaches in Lima have several good surf spots. Up and down the coast you'll find plenty of world-class waves.

http://www.wannasurf.com/spot/South_America/Peru/Lima/index.html
http://www.globalsurfers.com/country_details.cfm?land=Peru
http://www.wavehunters.com/peru/peru.asp

take it easy, e

Member #4351
10-08-06, 22:06
Suggest you PM Surfer and ask him nicely to help you. He is the resident surfer who makes regular chica and surfing trips to Peru.

Yujin
10-09-06, 03:00
Hey BC,

I've been reading up on surfing in Peru and the beaches in Lima have several good surf spots. Up and down the coast you'll find plenty of world-class waves.

http://www.wannasurf.com/spot/South_America/Peru/Lima/index.html
http://www.globalsurfers.com/country_details.cfm?land=Peru
http://www.wavehunters.com/peru/peru.asp

take it easy, eAlso add this surf site to the list

http://wetsand.com/

Click "Surf Travel" for Peru

Mojok
10-09-06, 05:59
Hey,

I was in Lima maybe 4 years ago and there was an english-style pub pretty close to Kennedy Park that had a ladies night, something like Thursday night. I had walked past it a few times, looked in and it was pretty slow early in the week. The doorman told me to stop by on Thursday night and, sure enough, it was full of females, seemed like the local crowd that worked in the offices around there, but obviously prowling. I was sick as hell, barely able to get out (had some nasty cold) but couldn't resist going there.

Does anyone know if this place is still open and still have a ladies' night like this? I can't remember the name of the place, so I'm no help in that way.

Thanks

Lima Busy
10-09-06, 17:11
Hey,

I was in Lima maybe 4 years ago and there was an english-style pub pretty close to Kennedy Park that had a ladies night, something like Thursday night. I had walked past it a few times, looked in and it was pretty slow early in the week. The doorman told me to stop by on Thursday night and, sure enough, it was full of females, seemed like the local crowd that worked in the offices around there, but obviously prowling. I was sick as hell, barely able to get out (had some nasty cold) but couldn't resist going there.

Does anyone know if this place is still open and still have a ladies' night like this? I can't remember the name of the place, so I'm no help in that way.

Thanks
If it was 4 years ago and had 2-3 bars in it, then it was probably the "Benchly Arms" across from "Norky's". If it was on "Pizza Street" and only 1 bar then it is "The Old Pub".

LB

Elberto
10-10-06, 00:41
I have been reading through the old posts and LimaBusy and David33 have mentioned "sponsorship". How exactly does sponsorship work?

Also, I think LimaBusy mentioned most sponsorship leads to a job as a full service maid. What are the responsibilities of a full service maid in Peru? Are they live-in housekeepers that do everything from cleaning the house to shopping and cooking?

Thanks, e

Lima Busy
10-10-06, 01:26
I have been reading through the old posts and LimaBusy and David33 have mentioned "sponsorship". How exactly does sponsorship work?

Also, I think LimaBusy mentioned most sponsorship leads to a job as a full service maid. What are the responsibilities of a full service maid in Peru? Are they live-in housekeepers that do everything from cleaning the house to shopping and cooking?

Thanks, e
Yes, you first need to be qualified as a "Benefactor" here in Peru. You can go downtown to the Imigration office and ask for the form "Sponsoring teenage runaways in Peru". You then check the box for jungle girl "Charapita" or Sierra girl "Cholita" and the appropriate age range as well as your personal preferences such as "Virgin" "Tetas grande" etc. and the amount per week you wish to pay and the services you require. Because of the urgent need for "sponsors" here they may skip having you filling out the form and bring you into the back for a immediate interview.

I opted for the "charapita" but then sold her too a friend (at my wife's insistence), that did not work out and she is tending bar now!

I could be wrong as it was a while ago, so let us know how you make out!

LB

LuvumBare
10-10-06, 02:11
You are one cruel puppy!

El Jugador
10-10-06, 03:05
Guys,

I just found out a got a 21yo novia pregnant today, and I'm freaking out!
We spoke it over and we both think its better to get an abortion. Can any of you Lima regulars recommend a clinic where we can go? This is the first time this happened to me, and I just don't know my way around Lima that well as of yet, the chica mentioned one place, but she's not sure of its reputation.

Thanks so much!

Elberto
10-10-06, 03:12
Wow. I'm not used to people answering my serious questions with sarcastic replies.

I'm interested in hiring a maid. You posted how you help get girls jobs as maids and I asked a question about maids.

Maybe I'm on the outside of an inside joke.

Whatever.

Hoof Hunter
10-10-06, 05:21
Wow. I'm not used to people answering my serious questions with sarcastic replies.

I'm interested in hiring a maid. You posted how you help get girls jobs as maids and I asked a question about maids.

Maybe I'm on the outside of an inside joke.

Whatever.

Elberto-

Not an inside joke. LB's story is true. He DID hire and has hired maids as such. Maybe a little embellishment, but also a lot of omissions. The one that he referred to in his post was serving drinks to me last time I was down in Lima. He knows the process very well. Maybe he'll humor you with a response.

Member #4351
10-10-06, 15:06
El Jugador,

Could be true, could be someone elses, could be you are getting set up. Abortion is illegal in Peru...that said there are an estimated 500,000 or 250,000 a year (I can´t remember which and I´m too lazy to check). Believe me, your friend, has a friend or friends who have done it and know a doctor. The costs vary from about $130 to $350. I suggest you don´t get any more involved than you have to.

Member #4351
10-10-06, 15:15
elberto,

l.b. may have more experience in looking for maids than i, since he is married with children, and my maids have been with me for years. before i found the super maids, i had a bunch of different ones, and messed around with a couple. as i posted when this topic was discussed previously, i don´t think that it is a good idea, although certainly a favorite fantasy for those cooped up in sex prison u.s.a. having a jealous or resentful maid is not a good idea due to her access to your private parts, food, etc.

if you still want to go for it, there are agencies all over the place where the girls looking for jobs, cama adentro (which means live-in) are sitting in chairs all day with their "cosas" (all worldly goods, usually one small suitcase or a plastic bag) waiting to be hired. imho best idea would be to go from one to another and look for a nice looking cutie who gives you a "come hither" look.

i think that there are more cons then pros, but it isn´t dificult. if things don´t work out you return the girl and are out some bucks but not that much. be sure she is agreeable, you don´t want to be spending your hard earned cash bribing cops in order to beat a [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) rap.

Lima Busy
10-10-06, 17:10
Wow. I'm not used to people answering my serious questions with sarcastic replies.

I'm interested in hiring a maid. You posted how you help get girls jobs as maids and I asked a question about maids.

Maybe I'm on the outside of an inside joke.

Whatever.
My apologies! In certain circles "sponsorship" refers to an entirely different arrangement and my post was a weak attempt to humor the guys who have been thru it or are going thru it now!

David33 is correct there is an agency on almost every block. I recently hired/fired (nanny)a cute little spinner a month or so ago. We thought she was a perfect "simple" 15 y/o mountain girl". For a variety of reason's I never touched her and subsequently fired her for stealing after a few weeks. Had we had any relationship, I would not have been able to do that.

You are better off getting one that has recently been let go by a family that is leaving Peru. If you join the ex-pat board, they have listings almost daily.
They also publish all of the rules as far as holidays/insurance/payroll taxes etc..

Overall, my experience is it is better to hire an older "maid" as alot of the young ones end up pregnant the minute they get a day off!

LB

Lima Busy
10-10-06, 17:21
Guys,

I just found out a got a 21yo novia pregnant today, and I'm freaking out!
We spoke it over and we both think its better to get an abortion. Can any of you Lima regulars recommend a clinic where we can go? This is the first time this happened to me, and I just don't know my way around Lima that well as of yet, the chica mentioned one place, but she's not sure of its reputation.

Thanks so much!
Funny,
This conversation came up yesterday at the "Z" . ABORTION is illegal in Peru and you need to distance yourself (physically)as much as possible from the situation. That being said David33 is correct about the price. Tell your girlfriend to seek out a very well known doctor who has a office in La Molina.

Alot of girls wind up dead in the gutter for taking less reputable routes. In the long run $350 is a bargain!

LB

Elberto
10-10-06, 18:32
As I posted when this topic was discussed previously, I don´t think that it is a good idea, although certainly a favorite fantasy for those cooped up in sex prison U.S.A.

I admit I've entertained the thought of a sexy maid, but my real fantasy is having someone who will change my dirty sheets and clean the cat litter box :)

Member #4351
10-10-06, 19:55
Then your best bet is trying to find someone who is recommended, or a relative of a friend´s maid.

Polvo
10-10-06, 20:14
......clean the cat litter box :)You could use the toilet instead! :-)

Polvo

El Jugador
10-10-06, 21:06
Funny,

This conversation came up yesterday at the "Z" . ABORTION is illegal in Peru and you need to distance yourself (physically)as much as possible from the situation. That being said David33 is correct about the price. Tell your girlfriend to seek out a very well known doctor who has a office in La Molina.

Alot of girls wind up dead in the gutter for taking less reputable routes. In the long run $350 is a bargain!

LBThanks LB and David! I don't care about the price, i just want this resolved as soon as possible. I've been spending most my time with this chica for the last 2-3 months. She seems like a very honest girl. She is more worried about her father finding out, than anything else. I'm trying not to be niave here, but i believe she wasn't sleeping with anyone else. She did mention that abortion is illegal, and everything is kind of done on the down low. I found a few doctors in the last few days, and will check it out. I have to start learning to put a raincoat on in the future!! :-)

Lima Busy
10-11-06, 17:15
Thanks LB and David! I don't care about the price, i just want this resolved as soon as possible. I've been spending most my time with this chica for the last 2-3 months. She seems like a very honest girl. She is more worried about her father finding out, than anything else. I'm trying not to be niave here, but i believe she wasn't sleeping with anyone else. She did mention that abortion is illegal, and everything is kind of done on the down low. I found a few doctors in the last few days, and will check it out. I have to start learning to put a raincoat on in the future!! :-)
did anyone see the story last night on "Magaly" about the Alcalde of Barranco who knocked up a young girl twice and had a doctor perform a abortion without her permission! Both of these guys are going down and I imagine there are a few more reluctant doctors out there this week.
LB

Member #4351
10-11-06, 17:28
Jugador, once again, I seriously suggest you do NOT GET PERSONALLY INVOLVED. Let her do everything. Birth control is available free in the postas medicas, so she didn´t do her part. She can easily get everything done on her own,....just give her the bucks.

El Jugador
10-11-06, 19:53
Jugador, once again, I seriously suggest you do NOT GET PERSONALLY INVOLVED. Let her do everything. Birth control is available free in the postas medicas, so she didn´t do her part. She can easily get everything done on her own,....just give her the bucks.Ok David, I'll take your advice. Another expat I spoke to said the same thing as you.

I don't want to get caught up in something bad. She said her friend is taking her to see a doctor. So i leave it at that, and give her the bucks.

LB, I hear a similiar story as well, that what freaked me out a bit.

Thanks for the advice guys.

Johan007
10-13-06, 12:08
Some were i read (mercer list cost of living)that Lima was (in 2006) South-America's most expensive city.

Can someone confirm this??? I mean what happen with BA,Rio....and Caracas???
hell I even found Santo Domingo very pricey!!

here is a link were you can download the first 50 world cities.
https://secure.mercerhr.com/registerEvent.jhtml?idContent=1197215

In total there were 144 world cities compared but they are NOT included in the free download.
It only said Ascension (Paraguay) was the most CHEAP world city in the survey.

Johan

El Jugador
10-17-06, 23:39
If any of you guys are planning on traveling to Lima for a week or so, or want to take a spur of the moment trip to Lima for the Cebiche & Concha.

LAN airlines is advertising $479 + tax ($68) from LAX to Lima. There is limited availability left for these fares. But worth checking out. This is the lowest I seen for awhile from LAX.

Jaimito Cartero
10-18-06, 02:16
If any of you guys are planning on traveling to Lima for a week or so, or want to take a spur of the moment trip to Lima for the Cebiche & Concha.

LAN airlines is advertising $479 + tax ($68) from LAX to Lima. There is limited availability left for these fares. But worth checking out. This is the lowest I seen for awhile from LAX.

I only see one day available right now (Oct 20th, return on the 25th, or Nov 1). Not as good as last years $379 or so fares that CO and others had.

I looked at their Biz class fares, and was amazed at what they're charging now for Biz Class LAX-LIM, over $3000. I flew on this a year ago for $899+ and thought it a decent deal.

Lima Busy
10-18-06, 18:52
If any of you guys are planning on traveling to Lima for a week or so, or want to take a spur of the moment trip to Lima for the Cebiche & Concha.

LAN airlines is advertising $479 + tax ($68) from LAX to Lima. There is limited availability left for these fares. But worth checking out. This is the lowest I seen for awhile from LAX.
Taca is offering special fares this week as well! Lim/lax=$449+ and Lim/NYC=$499+

Surfer
10-18-06, 20:12
whomever said Lima was priciest city has OBVIOUSLY not been to Brasil recently! With Real at just over 2, it is no bargain at all. Colombia is getting MUCH costlier too. I think Lima is a bargain (unless you agree to take David to dinner LOL!)

Jaimito Cartero
10-18-06, 20:24
It's been a year since I was in Lima, but I thought it was priced reasonably. Especially food-wise given all the great deals on lunch. Brazil was a bit more expensive, and the crime there was much more troublesome to me than in Lima.

Elberto
10-18-06, 21:57
I only see one day available right now (Oct 20th, return on the 25th, or Nov 1). Not as good as last years $379 or so fares that CO and others had.

I looked at their Biz class fares, and was amazed at what they're charging now for Biz Class LAX-LIM, over $3000. I flew on this a year ago for $899+ and thought it a decent deal.

It looks like ticket prices are starting to fall a bit. Last month I was looking at January 2007 trips to Lima from the midwest and I got some quotes as high as $1800 economy. Now on FareCompare Northwest has flights as low as $558 +tax round trip from Chicago.

With the oil price falling before the election it seems the airlines are passing on the savings. After the elections the oil price will likely go up again and probably take airfares with it.

Lima Busy
10-18-06, 22:20
It's been a year since I was in Lima, but I thought it was priced reasonably. Especially food-wise given all the great deals on lunch. Brazil was a bit more expensive, and the crime there was much more troublesome to me than in Lima.
Jaimito,
After you left they raised the prices at Cafe Z and the "Menu" place where we had lunch with Bill & Mery!

Speaking of Mery(prounounced Mary) I saw her on the street the other day (while walking with another monger) and she was looking particularly "Hot". She just turned 20 a few weeks back (went to her party at the "dog") and is wild and free! Had a guy from Phoenix trying to get her a Visa but after dropping $2,000.00 has given up.

With the cheap airpass on LAN, Lima/BA and $3.10ar/BA + S/.3.20 LIM, I have had guys staying at my place and then hopping to BA for a few days!

LB

Surfer
10-18-06, 22:58
could have saved him the $2,000 LB. TRUST ME: young, unmarried, chicas from poor countries will NOT get US visas except K1 (meaning fiancee visa and you do NOT want to go there, trust me LOL!).

Jaimito Cartero
10-18-06, 23:36
It looks like ticket prices are starting to fall a bit. Last month I was looking at January 2007 trips to Lima from the midwest and I got some quotes as high as $1800 economy. Now on FareCompare Northwest has flights as low as $558 +tax round trip from Chicago.

With the oil price falling before the election it seems the airlines are passing on the savings. After the elections the oil price will likely go up again and probably take airfares with it.

www.farecompare.com is a great place to check fares. I have two windows open on my browser everytime my Firefox browser starts up. The really nice thing is that they display pricing that is just being loaded into the computers. In case you're not aware of it, there are daily feeds to the different online travel agents (Travelocity, Orbtiz, Expedia, etc), but they usually don't get programmed in for 1-3 hours. Often times if there is a sale, or a fare mistake, it will only be available for 2 or 4 hours. This way you have more time to plan your trip before the fare becomes "hot".

I'd disagree about the price of oil having too much to do with airline tickets. Airlines often get into hub battles, and try to attack other airlines. Take Delta in Atlanta for example. Right now it costs me $498 RT plus tax to go from Phoenix to Atlanta. Two days from now it might be $148, and then $228. It's all crazy.

Jet fuel is usually 15-25% of costs to an airline. Say it's 25%, and fuel doubles. At best the fare should go up 25%. You see way wilder swings, though. For best pricing, find the off or shoulder seasons tickets.

If you look at the historical graph, you can often see that they have fare sales at certain times of the year. However, this just work for North America right now.

One thing to note is that often LAN and TACA will have specials not loaded into the main travel agents. So *always* check the website direct before purchasing.

LAX, EWR, IAH and MIA seem to be the gateway cities. The fares will often be the lowest from these cities.

Subaculture
10-18-06, 23:48
I was at Las Cucardas today (Ricardo Treneman 875). I took the number 5 bus for 1 sole from Miraflores on the expressway, which goes all the way to Plaza Union (on Argentina). You could walk from here but took a collectivo for another 1 sole. Entrance was 20 S. It was about 3pm. About 10 girls. Includes 1 drink. As mentioned before opens at 9:00 am to 6:00 pm for the first shift, Chicas S/30.

About 10 women avaialble. Lots of customers. None were getiing my mojo going but as I came this far took a girl called "Penelopie". Put condon on with BJ and assumed position. 30 seconds in... stop ' need Lube .. then asks me to go harder in attempt to finish me. A few seconds alter, stop "I need lube. This is reapeated 3-4 times over 10 minutes before saying "Stop"... your too big ) and guys ' Im average gringo. A real shitty performance. I knew by her attiude and instinst I should not have gone with her but "When in Rome". Less attractive girls had better attitude. Told the staff on my shitty expereince ' threw up their hands and said come back after 6 for the new shift.

Chicas S/40 after 6 but more women and dance routines. Took the bus back to Union and a collectivo to my door in Miraflores.

Lima Busy
10-19-06, 16:15
I was at Las Cucardas today (Ricardo Treneman 875). I took the number 5 bus for 1 sole from Miraflores on the expressway, which goes all the way to Plaza Union (on Argentina). You could walk from here but took a collectivo for another 1 sole. Entrance was 20 S. It was about 3pm. About 10 girls. Includes 1 drink. As mentioned before opens at 9:00 am to 6:00 pm for the first shift, Chicas S/30.

About 10 women avaialble. Lots of customers. None were getiing my mojo going but as I came this far took a girl called "Penelopie". Put condon on with BJ and assumed position. 30 seconds in... stop ' need Lube .. then asks me to go harder in attempt to finish me. A few seconds alter, stop "I need lube. This is reapeated 3-4 times over 10 minutes before saying "Stop"... your too big ) and guys ' Im average gringo. A real shitty performance. I knew by her attiude and instinst I should not have gone with her but "When in Rome". Less attractive girls had better attitude. Told the staff on my shitty expereince ' threw up their hands and said come back after 6 for the new shift.

Chicas S/40 after 6 but more women and dance routines. Took the bus back to Union and a collectivo to my door in Miraflores.
Sub,
Thanks for sharing that report. While Cucardas has better girls at night (you can get a bad performance anywhere) for the time/money/experience you can not beat the Chica's in Lince (see perutops). Yesterday was also a work day for Carla (one of the best $15.00 I have ever spent) but there are lots of others. Also you can find nice and better performances during the day at the "Troc".

LB

Subaculture
10-19-06, 19:28
Sub,
Also you can find nice and better performances during the day at the "Troc".

LB

true, After yesterdays lunch time disaster, I headed back to Mira and took a break. decided on a whim to head to the Troc at 6.30pm. Mistake, in that the buses were very full with rush hour, no seat and very uncomfortable with so many people. 1.20 S with bus to Plaza Union and then 1 s on Collectivo for my trip down Av. argentina.. Any mini bus with Argentina written on side will run its length.

Told the driver I was heading to Minka Shopping centre which I know from reports here is 1km short of "Troc". It took a good 20 minutes to reach this point. While the lad collecting the money told me it was my stop, I told him "Troc". The avenue actually ends about 1km ahead. I got off as I knew I had missed it the entrance.

I thought it was on the road but as I walked back towards Minka shopping centre, I saw all these taxis coming and going from a non-descript entrance. No signs or anything. i walked in. It was 8.30pm and pitch black and I was unsure but lots of taxis. I should have hailed one to drive me from the road entrance to the "Troc" as it is a dusty unlit bendy track. I jogged a bit of it.. Anyway like the brothel in the film from "Dusk til Dawn", there it was as.

Walked straight to the entrance and paid 13 S entrance. A quite unbelievable site. Like the factory from the movie "Hostel", there were three very long corridors, totally neon red lit and quite dark. There were about 50 doors on either side of each corridor. Not all full. about 70-100 girls. unsure as doors keep opening and closing. Lots of guys. Didnt fell unsafe.

Walked around for 20 minutes. Very mpressed as the girls (while some very ugly) were as good as Crucadas, if not better.

Lots of slim, sexy girls. Saw a girl reading a book in bed which I liked. Melissa. Went and she spend time explaining the process. Room was as good as Crucadas. Paid 20 S for 15 minutes. Very nice CBJ while I had to stop her as I was about to burst. Into Missionary and then her on top where she was both energetic and talented. Very sexy long hair and slim legs, small breasts which I like. Afterwards, she washed my cock with water and antiseptic.

She then proceeded to ask alot of questions about my country, and seemed generally interested. About 20 minutes had passed but she seemed in no hurry. Big constrast from earlier today in crucadas, so the Troc was a big winner. I was going to wait to do another but it was 9.30pm.

there were mini buses outside the entrance to take me back to pLaza Union for 1.50 S. Got something to eat in Town before catching another minibus back to Mira which went along the coast (Isidro) before drpping me off in from of my hotel. Excellent.

great evening. Enjoyed Troc and girl. I disliked crucadas as it is exactly the same facilities as Troc - with the pretense of "Security" and dance routines on stage. Want I want are girls not salsa routines.

Hoof Hunter
10-19-06, 22:21
Is La Cubata the place on Calle San Martin on the Phuket side of Larco? I never really looked at the name of that place, as many times as I walked by it.

Or, is it on the Pub Cubano (441) side?

Or am I just mistaken? Someone please point me in the right direction. I haven't been down there since April and seem to have lost me bearings. LOL!!!

Lima Busy
10-19-06, 22:51
Is La Cubata the place on Calle San Martin on the Phuket side of Larco? I never really looked at the name of that place, as many times as I walked by it.

Or, is it on the Pub Cubano (441) side?

Or am I just mistaken? Someone please point me in the right direction. I haven't been down there since April and seem to have lost me bearings. LOL!!!
Pub Cubano is (443) La Cubata is across the street from Phuket and a few doors down, but on the same side of Larco. The Owner is Marcello.

LB

Lima Busy
10-19-06, 22:59
Is La Cubata the place on Calle San Martin on the Phuket side of Larco? I never really looked at the name of that place, as many times as I walked by it.

Or, is it on the Pub Cubano (441) side?

Or am I just mistaken? Someone please point me in the right direction. I haven't been down there since April and seem to have lost me bearings. LOL!!!
HH,
You back in town, as our Belgium buddy just showed up at Cafe Z with some great stories from "Black Africa" oooohhhh!

David33, we need to set up a "monger date" for early next week are you free? ja ja..
LB

Jaimito Cartero
10-19-06, 23:43
great evening. Enjoyed Troc and girl. I disliked crucadas as it is exactly the same facilities as Troc - with the pretense of "Security" and dance routines on stage. Want I want are girls not salsa routines.

I've had similar experiences, although no public tranportation for me. I think you have to find a good chica at Cucardas. I had more fun at San Pablo than I did there.

Member #4351
10-20-06, 00:34
Nope, in Buenos Aires until the 31st. Bought my ticket a week ago and paid $100 more than it costs today...story of my life.

Surfer
10-20-06, 00:47
Walking the long halls at Troc reminded me a LOT of touring Alcatraz (a Federal prison in San Francisco Bay abandoned in 1962!). Cucardas was a MUCH more pleasant ambience, in a safer area and with much more security (you could carry an Uzi into Troc!) . While David found a TRUE gem at Troc, the VAST majority were well past the "best if used by" date and I found the chicas at Cucardas a step above (though still saw several real fugglies).

Subaculture
10-20-06, 01:17
Cucardas was a MUCH more pleasant ambience, in a safer area and with much more security (you could carry an Uzi into Troc!) . While David found a TRUE gem at Troc, the VAST majority were well past the "best if used by" date and I found the chicas at Cucardas a step above (though still saw several real fugglies).

I agree, it has better security but why need security at all - wheres the clear and present danger in Crucasas and the Troc. They are both in the pratically in the same area (in a city the size of Lima). Both places dont require a change of sheets after use. Girls may not be "used" as many times per night in crucadas but clientele not that different.

Was back in the Troc tonight but arrived at 6pm. Better as most girls are fresh and you dont have 3 guys queing outside the door. Went with a girl called Danielle as soon as she came in. Slim and tall, dark skin, dark eye and lip makup. Goulishily sexy for Halloween.

Anyway, another excellent expereince even though it lasted only 10 minutes. After a 3-4 minute CBJ, she told me to lie back. Didnt have to do a thing. It beeb a long time since a girl took total control of me and fucked me senseless. She spent 7-9 minutes on top.. thrusting heavily - moving her ass... in total control. No complaints. Smile on my face as I walked out!!

Back in Mira now... some femme fatale around Park Kennedy... very well dressed.. con artist.. tyring to initaite conservations with gringos but not a SW or pro - good English and German... not sure what this woman wanted.

Jaimito Cartero
10-20-06, 05:18
Back in Mira now... some femme fatale around Park Kennedy... very well dressed.. con artist.. tyring to initaite conservations with gringos but not a SW or pro - good English and German... not sure what this woman wanted.

I'm psychic. She wanted your money. :)

Hoof Hunter
10-20-06, 07:05
HH,
You back in town, as our Belgium buddy just showed up at Cafe Z with some great stories from "Black Africa" oooohhhh!

David33, we need to set up a "monger date" for early next week are you free? ja ja..
LB

Nah, I'm not headed that far south this time. My other buddy is headed there. I'm headed to Quito this weekend. I'll be back in Lima before long.

Tell our Belgium buddy I'll catch up with him next time down. I'm thinking of taking a trip to Senegal early next year. He may have some info for me.

Psyche
10-21-06, 16:01
Got into Lima for the first time late last night. I stayed at La Castellana Hotel. I had a room with an outside door, so no problem. It was no. 44 if anyone´s interested. The room is fairly spartan, but the price is around $48/night.They have a small wall safe also. It´s about a 10 minute walk to the club. The selection there was pretty mixed. When you ask any of them the price $100 immediately comes out of their mouth. Finally talked a cute one into $80, we get in the cab and she says no way TLÑ, so out we both jumpout. Back inside I found a second level girl that would go TLN for $80 and BBBJ, although she didn´t want to. She wasn´t that much to look at, but the technic got the job done. She was pretty aggreviating though, as she immediately wanted the money up front. I said mas tarde, she said half, I said ok although I hate giving anything before service is provided. Many of the hot chicks had snotty attitudes and since I´d just spent a week in Columbia I wasn´t putting up with it. I think If everyone would try to drive the price down, the girls would get the idea, although it´s difficult with a tourist place.

Lima Busy
10-23-06, 04:00
Unfortunately for us "Bulls" fans, we got slaughtered 3-0 in both of the opening games this weekend. Keep the faith, we are bound to gouge one of these "spic's" soon. On a positive note, they will be having a sale on "Criadilla" at Metro tomorrow!

LB

Elberto
10-23-06, 07:50
I read David33's post in the Anal Connoisseurs forum about Peruvian erotic art and it sounded suitably twisted for my tastes.

What are some of the museums in Lima where you can find the best collections of Peruvian erotic art?

Osafado
10-23-06, 22:05
It´s about a 10 minute walk to the club. The selection there was pretty mixed. When you ask any of them the price $100 immediately comes out of their mouth. Finally talked a cute one into $80, we get in the cab and she says no way TLÑ, so out we both jumpout. Back inside I found a second level girl that would go TLN for $80 and BBBJ, although she didn´t want to. She wasn´t that much to look at, but the technic got the job done. She was pretty aggreviating though, as she immediately wanted the money up front. I said mas tarde, she said half, I said ok although I hate giving anything before service is provided. Many of the hot chicks had snotty attitudes and since I´d just spent a week in Columbia I wasn´t putting up with it. I think If everyone would try to drive the price down, the girls would get the idea, although it´s difficult with a tourist place.[/QUOTE]

Tequilla isn't what it used to be. The manager is a moron, and the bouncer is an asshole. I wouldn't pay one sole for any of thoses chicas. that s too bad, cause it was really a great place before, even for picking non pros.

Member #4351
10-23-06, 23:25
Osafado, I have always posted the Tequila should be the VERY VERY LAST resort. Nobody takes me seriously until they go there and see for themselves.

As far as the erotic art goes, as I remember there is a museum in Pueblo Libre where all the erotic huacos are. I´m sure that there must be someone who knows more. Or look around on the Peru tourism pages.

Surfer
10-23-06, 23:40
After listenening to David badmouth TR and try and dissuade me from going there, I was expecting LDV (Cartagena's #1 tourist trap la Dolce Vita) South.

TR can be fun, there are some hot chicas who speak fair English and it is convenient when you are horny at 5am in Miraflores. Granted they will ask for $100 for all nighters (Maria Luisa used to give away free entry coupons than included your first drink), but with bargaining in Spanish and a bit of charm, allnighters could be had for $50 (150Soles) last year. Also, trying making an offer instead of asking them for an offer. Tell them you have 150 (soles-if you pay in dollars you are ASKING TO BE OVERCHARGED!). If they balk, startv to walk to the next chica on your list with the same offer and see how quickly number 1 comes down in price.

Psyche: since you "just came from a week" there, please learn to spell ColOmbia correctly. Where did you spend that week that you thought the girls were so much better than in Lima?

Psyche
10-24-06, 02:18
Thought the idea was to pass on opinion and information. I beg your pardon for the error. Actually my experiences in Argentina were consistantly good,granted that was 2 years ago.

Elberto
10-24-06, 19:22
I beg your pardon for the error.

One thing you'll find about mongers, we're sticklers for proper style and punctuation ("Please do not write in CHAT ROOM style with all small letters and no punctuation. Thank You!"), and insist on accurate spelling, especially when it comes to COLOMBIA ;)

Xxxgoat
10-24-06, 21:09
The Maria Luisa had a free ticket for entrance and a drink when I was there in June. BTW, I found the Maria Luisa it to be a very nice place to stay, economical, comfortable, a nice staff, and chica friendly.

After walking past TR many times I finally went in my last night in Lima. It was the worst experience I had in my entire 10 days in Lima. I wanted to treat myself to the cutest spinner I could find with the remaining soles I had before leaving for Colombia the next morning. GOOD NEWS - I found a super cute spinner with an ass to die for. BAD NEWS - She turned out to be a total ROB when we got back to my room.

I think David_33 has it right about TR.

Surfer, more time and better spanish could have better results but I did not expect the same bullshit experience we get from most hookers here in the bay area. In contrast I had the best experience of my trip on my last night in Colombia. I found the proverbial jewel in a hole in the wall casa in Baranquilla.

I will be returning to Lima in Feb. or March, via a month in Colombia, for an extended stay. My home is on the market, notice given at work and I intend to base myself in Lima for the next ? years.

Goat

NJ Dude II
10-25-06, 22:40
she is a darn freak. slim, young, pretty face...after massage she gave me a Deep throat and left me breathless....she really enjoys her work...all services covered I left very happy and 10 years younger

NJ Dude

NJ Dude II
10-26-06, 04:05
Cons : Service is way below average in Peru...girls follow the script very closely...do not even try to fake it...just lay there and let you f**k em...

Pros : US $ 15 for half hr
girls can be very pretty : Fernanda, Gloria, Jenifer

NJ Dude II

NJ Dude II
10-26-06, 04:20
very nice experience...petite, nice smile...very submissive, covered BJ, all positions available...will go back

NJ DUde II

Long Stroker
10-27-06, 07:02
I read David33's post in the Anal Connoisseurs forum about Peruvian erotic art and it sounded suitably twisted for my tastes.

What are some of the museums in Lima where you can find the best collections of Peruvian erotic art?

I took some pictures of some peruvian erotic art from a museum last time I was down there. If I can still find it, I'll post some here.

Lazy Monger
10-27-06, 21:05
I don't mind TR. Hell, I have fun at LDV too. However, it is not for everyone. I can understand why some guys hate it. I usually pay between 100 - 150 soles, a couple times 200 soles when the competition was tight. I speak spanish, like to party and don't mind the music so by the time I am ready to go I will have developed enough of a rapport with my target that negotiations will usually go my way. If you going strictly to take out your hooker then TR sucks. As Surfer suggest, always talk local currency, figure out what you are willing to pay and make your offer first. For me, the longer I keep up the illusion that I am picking her up rather than hiring her for sex the better a price I usually get. Also, patience is a virtue, have fun with a chickv with whom you have no intention of leaving, while occasionally work that hottie you really want for the night. Besides, nothing is better fall back from a night of partying than a hooker bar that is on the way to my hotel and is open until 9:30.

Jose Marcia
10-28-06, 14:16
I am coming to Lima on Nov. 14th. for a week. The trip will only be for the mongering reasons and fun. I like to party, TLN, and GFE. I won't mind spending more than one day with the same girl. I will appreciate any help in this regard. Thanks.

Spiros K
10-28-06, 20:41
Cons : Service is way below average in Peru...girls follow the script very closely...do not even try to fake it...just lay there and let you f**k em...

Pros : US $ 15 for half hr.

Girls can be very pretty : Fernanda, Gloria, Jenifer15$? Is it so expensive? Have they increased the prices? According to the following post the prices for 30 min are 30 sols (7.5 Euros or 9.5 Dollars)...can someone confirm which are the correct prices? What about BBBJ or CIM? Is it posssible with an extra tip?


I was at Las Cucardas today (Ricardo Treneman 875). I took the number 5 bus for 1 sole from Miraflores on the expressway, which goes all the way to Plaza Union (on Argentina). You could walk from here but took a collectivo for another 1 sole. Entrance was 20 S. It was about 3pm. About 10 girls. Includes 1 drink. As mentioned before opens at 9:00 am to 6:00 pm for the first shift, Chicas S/30.

About 10 women avaialble. Lots of customers. None were getiing my mojo going but as I came this far took a girl called "Penelopie". Put condon on with BJ and assumed position. 30 seconds in... stop ' need Lube .. then asks me to go harder in attempt to finish me. A few seconds alter, stop "I need lube. This is reapeated 3-4 times over 10 minutes before saying "Stop"... your too big ) and guys ' Im average gringo. A real shitty performance. I knew by her attiude and instinst I should not have gone with her but "When in Rome". Less attractive girls had better attitude. Told the staff on my shitty expereince ' threw up their hands and said come back after 6 for the new shift.

Chicas S/40 after 6 but more women and dance routines. Took the bus back to Union and a collectivo to my door in Miraflores.

Lima Busy
10-29-06, 23:22
Earthquakes!!
According to legend Peruvians believe there is an earthquake season (April-May) and (Oct-Nov). While I have spoken to many experts in the field, none believed in this phenomenon. This spring and especially this past week with no less than 7 earthquakes and tremors (one 6.9, 95 mi south) I thought it would be helpful to publish some advice for all the east coast and mid-west guys traveling here over the next month or so.

1. Most new apartments and hotels of 10 stories or more are (anti-seismic) construction.
2. Where ever you are take note of the anti seismic stickers on the major support columns.
3. Always stay on the top floor of your hotel or apartment.
4. If there is an event immediately take the stairwell to the roof.
If you are staying on a lower floor please follow these additional precautions.
5. Stay away from all windows and exterior walls.
6. Move quickly to the nearest supporting column.
7. Place your back against the column.
8. Spread your legs about two feet apart.
9. While bending over at the waist, firmly grasp your ankles.
10. Make peace with your maker and quickly kiss your ass goodbye!

TheCatsMeow88
10-30-06, 17:04
I finally made it back to Lima after a longer than expected, or desired, absence. During my exile, I lined up several girls via online sites such as Cybercupido and Adult Friend Finder. However, some things you just cannot legislate for, as my experiences below will attest.

One of the girls I had been chatting with for some time is a 24 year old sales girl named Sara. To cut a long story short, Sara showed up at my hotel Saturday night and we spent a few hours of “quality” time together. Every now and then, you come across a girl who has never had a relationship with a guy who knew how to please her. One tip-off is when your references to orgasms are met with either a blank stare or a response that makes no sense at all. Giving a young lady her first orgasm is, truly, its own reward and so it proved to be with Sara.

After dressing her in stockings and mini-skirt, a sad but necessary prerequisite in my old age, I took a few photos and then we proceeded to the bed. Over the next hour Sara came three times, each climax accompanied with moans and sighs of “que rico”. My reward for opening her eyes to a whole new world of pleasure was a truly sensual, deep-throat blow-job; a technique for which, it turns out, Sara has a natural bent. After several minutes of divine pleasure, I exploded down her throat, no questions asked. Priceless and a steal for the amount I gave her (She did not ask for money but I felt to compelled to help given the cost of her pending relocation). Sara is not a working girl and is soon moving to Argentina for work (she delayed her departure for me). Therefore, please do not IM me for contact information as none will be forthcoming.

A very similar experience took place the very next day with another online girl, Caterina. Caterina is 23 years old and works as a receptionist. She is short (1.58m) and, quite frankly, a little plumper than the photos in her online profile had led me to believe. Nevertheless, a wonderful experience all round and I sent her packing with a little present (Amount withheld to prevent a protracted, boring and ultimately meaningless discussion on the proper price for pussy in Lima). Suffice to say that if the *****s at Tequila Rocks are truly worth 100 USD then I grossly underpaid for the sessions with Sara and Caterina.

Lima is one of the few places in the world- along with Jakarta and Singapore- where I have had repeated success picking up women on the street. I daresay there are many other cities where this is possible, Bangkok and Rio come to mind, but I have not visited them often enough to know for sure. I am not referring to street walkers who can be had by one-and-all for the price of a trick but, rather, regular girls such as students, secretaries and receptionists. Of course, approaching “regular” girls on the street is usually going to result in rejection, even in Jakarta and Lima. Consequently, it is not for everyone. In addition, not all girls picked up this way are automatic freebies. Many otherwise “regular” girls are opportunistic and expect a helping hand in return for granting their favors.

Which brings me to Jasmin. Jasmin was, undoubtedly, the jewel in the crown, as far as this trip goes. Jasmin is 23 years old, has the face of an angel and a great body (with an exquisitely tight waist). She works as a manager in a department store and studies in the evenings. I was walking back to the Marriot from Larco Mar, on Saturday afternoon, when I ran into Jasmin walking in the opposite direction. I immediately turned around and followed her. She picked up on this and stopped at the top of the stairs leading to Larco Mar, in order to take a call. I waited patiently for her to finish and opened things up with a corny, but truthful, line: “La vista es linda, no te pareces?” or “Beautiful view, don’t you think?” This led to a lunch date the next day. We had lunch at Tony Roma's (her choice) and then took some regular photos. After lunch and the photo shoot, we made it back to my room but I could get no further than a little kissing and cuddling. I decided not to push too hard, especially as I was leaving that evening. We exchanged contact info, went for a walk and then I sent her on her way as Caterina was scheduled to show up at 5pm.

Finally, just a quick precis of my trip to Bano Turcos Relax y Vida (Carlos Villaran #121, Santa Catalina – 265-5370, http://www.geocities.com/relax_y_vida). Pricing is 70 soles per hour plus a discretionary tip of 30-50 soles. For this you get a masseur who does a wonderful job of providing a body-to-body rub followed by a happy ending followed by a visit to the steam room. When I arrived I was made to feel welcome and directed to sit in the lounge. I was told that though 5 girls were working, only one was actually available. The available girl turned out to be Barbara, who was a mere two weeks into her tenure and who I rate as just above average in terms of looks. Although she tried hard in some respects, my request for a blow-job to finish was turned down. This surprised me given what I read in some of the earlier reports. Needless to say, this proved to be a real turn-off and perhaps even a devastating one when you consider that I was not actually able to make it during the session despite Barbara’s best non-oral efforts.

While relaxing in the lounge after the session, a 21 year old model type (5’9”, hourglass body and she actually models as well as working in Relax y Vida) introduced herself to me. Her name is Zu and she works afternoons. We chatted in the lounge and hit it off right away. For example, I learned that Zu has a 53 year-old Chilean boyfriend: now that is one lucky bastard. It turns out that when I called to set up an appointment, the mamasan at the front desk had penciled in Zu for me. I arrived a little late for my appointment by which time she had been assigned to another customer, leaving me with the somewhat enthusiastic but not quite satisfactory Barbara. As already mentioned, some things you just cannot legislate for. In conclusion, I certainly recommend Relax y Vida despite my less than climatic experience.

Ojorojo
10-30-06, 19:54
That's Larco Museum on Bolivar Av. 15th block on Pueblo Libre


Osafado, I have always posted the Tequila should be the VERY VERY LAST resort. Nobody takes me seriously until they go there and see for themselves.

As far as the erotic art goes, as I remember there is a museum in Pueblo Libre where all the erotic huacos are. I´m sure that there must be someone who knows more. Or look around on the Peru tourism pages.

Surfer
10-30-06, 21:20
Great report Gato, especially lovely Jasmin. You obviously have a bit of game and while I agree Lima chicas are VERY approachable, some will misinterpret your post as meaning they6ll get deluged with free action as soon as they step off ther jet (and will blame you when they don't).

If R&V is not giving bbbj as ending, it is NOT worth patrronizing any more IMHO.

Member #4351
10-30-06, 22:05
1. Depends on the girl.
2. Depends on the client.

I never even had to ask. (5 different girls)

TheCatsMeow88
10-31-06, 00:42
David,

Either you are far more handsome and persuasive than me or I just got unlucky! As mentioned in my report, my masseur was new to the establishment so that may have been a factor.

Surfer,

Thank you for the clarification and I did not mean to give the wrong impression. Approaching regular girls on the street usually leads to rejection and can even leave the girl feeling insulted/afraid if it is not done right. It is, for sure, not a guaranteed recipe for pulling freebies. Anybody who tries it with that expectation, in Lima or anywhere else for that matter, is going to be disappointed.

By the way, thanks to you I am considering changing my handle to ElGatosMeow88!

El Gato

Skay33
10-31-06, 11:11
Hi El Gato,

I enjoyed your report and I envy you for your session with Caterina:

She is the one with real sex appeal - for my gusto!

Regards

Volpone
10-31-06, 17:22
I will be soon in Lima and I will stay quite a long time.
I like to meet normal girls.

Which website should I choose for Lima?

2 years ago, I was there and I used www.match.com
That was good.

I thought of using www.meetic.com this time.

Does anyone knows another one that would be good for Lima???

Has anybody some experience with meetic.com???? or www.friendfinder.com???

Thanks in advance for your comments.

Elberto
10-31-06, 18:51
Approaching regular girls on the street usually leads to rejection and can even leave the girl feeling insulted/afraid if it is not done right.

In Panama City there was a park near my hotel where the non-pros gather, but it is also a busy pickup/dropoff point for the diablo rojo buses.

In a city where most of the 18-25 year olds dress sexy all the time it was hard to tell the "good girls" from the "bad girls", so I just started going up to pretty girls at the bus stop and tried to pick up with my 7 words of Spanish and a smile.

I didn't get any flaming shootdowns - more like the blank stare you'd get if you try to explain baseball to a dog.

I can't imagine any situation arising where a girl I try to pick up would feel insulted or afraid. More likely she'd have a funny story to tell her girlfriends about the goofy gringo playing charades with her at the bus stop.

Member #4351
10-31-06, 19:02
If you are going to be here a long time you shouldn´t use a website. You should just go into stores and restaurants and talk to girls.

Volpone
10-31-06, 19:17
It doesn't matter if the girl is a good girl or a bad girl.
If she is a good girl, I will try to go out as a boy friend.
If she is a bad one, I will pay her and we will have sex.

Yes David, you are right. In stores it's possible to chat up girls, but the probability to find a very nice one are low than on the net.
So I prefer to use a website for that and occasionally in the streets.

Do you know if the escort for about 30 dollars for 1 hours are still avalaible there??? I used that a lot 2 years ago....

Member #4351
10-31-06, 19:41
IMHO the probability of finding a nice one is much, much higher in a store or restaurant than on the internet where they are talking to 100s of gringos and meeting guys like cat´s meow in his hotel room.

The girls who will take $30 for an hour, I wouldn´t call escorts. By the way, the dollar is losing ground against the sol. Today, 3.2 and 3.22 in the streets.

Lima Busy
10-31-06, 20:08
The girls who will take $30 for an hour, I wouldn´t call escorts. By the way, the dollar is losing ground against the sol. Today, 3.2 and 3.22 in the streets.
He tells it like it is (although we disagree on Tequilas) On Sunday I tried to change some dollars (weekends are the worst) they were offering 3.15 on the street. The Peruvian economy is getting stronger by the day.Garcia is in the sweet spot. Look at BCP (BAP on NYSE)$27 before the election and $42.30 three months later.

LB

Jose Marcia
10-31-06, 23:37
David 33 & LM,

I sent PMs to you guys, but none of you replied. May be your PMs are full.

I will be in Lima after 2 weeks (Nov.15), for a week. Can you guys give me contacts of semi-pros. I will relly appreciate any help. May be, we can go for a drink/drink!

Thanks in advance.

Jaimito Cartero
11-01-06, 00:14
David 33 & LM,

I sent PMs to you guys, but none of you replied. May be your PMs are full.

I will be in Lima after 2 weeks (Nov.15), for a week. Can you guys give me contacts of semi-pros. I will relly appreciate any help. May be, we can go for a drink/drink!


No, I'd say they're just ignoring you. :) If someone's PM is full, it says so.

Member #4351
11-01-06, 15:53
I very rarely ignore someone, unless they deserve it. I sent you a PM.

Super Duty
11-07-06, 05:26
I've been lurking, and I finally registered because I must get some feedback. Sorry to post this under "reports". My friend, who's 40 or so, speaks fluent Spanish, and met a 21 year old girl from Peru online. He went to see her last year, and married her down there. Got her through customs, finally, this Spring. She's a foxy little thing, real sassy, smart. Her English has improved (English classes) about tenfold, and she can almost hold a primitave English conversation. She introduced me to her friend down there (online) I have been chatting with this girl since June, and although I'm not sure about marriage I am going to visit her. He's going down there for new Years, but due to committments here I cannot stay for an extended period of time until Feb. Now, I want to meet the girl but also do some mongering also. Let me asl a basic question: What the hell is a BBBJ? So, I'm 38 years old, have some middle Eastern blood so I could pass for Mexican or indian. I'm above average in appearance, my Spanish sucks ass though. Lord I have tried to learn it but it's a slow go. So, my friend has a place to stay that he will prepay for me when he leaves in Jan. , it is near MiraFlores (I think). A studio apartment for 30 bucks a night, by the movie theaters and Kentucky fried Chicken. I will be staying for a month. I won't be paying for any sex, but I'll be definately up for some new adventures. Any comments or advise is appreciated, thanks guys.

Captain Napalm
11-07-06, 05:41
Surfer,

Thank you for the clarification and I did not mean to give the wrong impression. Approaching regular girls on the street usually leads to rejection and can even leave the girl feeling insulted/afraid if it is not done right. It is, for sure, not a guaranteed recipe for pulling freebies. Anybody who tries it with that expectation, in Lima or anywhere else for that matter, is going to be disappointed.Exactly. Women in Lima, just like everywhere else, want to be treated right.

I talked to a few girls, but wasn't able to pick them up, or set something up (damn gf...). The women I spoke to were very approachable, one was working at a "ya ya" stand (Lima Lottery), the other was working at the Inca Market. I remember her name was Irene.

I stayed in San Martin de Porres, I tried talking to a few of the girls there that I encountered on the street around the house where I was staying. Nothing. Not even an acknowledgment. And I wasn't even trying to kick game, all I was doing was saying "buenas dias" or "hola, buen dia." Or I'd wave, smile & tip my cap... Nothing

Jaimito Cartero
11-07-06, 08:20
What the hell is a BBBJ?

You need to read the abbreviations tab in the upper banner. This will let you in on all the common abbreviations.

I don't think that it's wise to get involved with chicas in Peru, if they're looking for the golden ticket back to the US. If you were young, and she was young, maybe it might have a future. Go down, have some fun, don't make any commitments, and leave it at that. I would make it clear that you're not looking for a serious relationship, though.

If you haven't had much experience with passionate women, you might fall into the pussy trap, and that can be costly. I figure all the chicas I run into are in on the game, or a semi-pro, and try not to get too involved, financially or mentally.

I find it much cheaper to pay for sex in the long run. You can learn 20 common spanish words and get around fine.

If you rent by the month, I think you might be able to do better than $30 a day. I know there are some guys here who have some rentals, and rent by the month is usually 25-40% cheaper than daily rentals.

Super Duty
11-07-06, 23:11
You need to read the abbreviations tab in the upper banner. This will let you in on all the common abbreviations.

I don't think that it's wise to get involved with chicas in Peru, if they're looking for the golden ticket back to the US. If you were young, and she was young, maybe it might have a future. Go down, have some fun, don't make any commitments, and leave it at that. I would make it clear that you're not looking for a serious relationship, though.

If you haven't had much experience with passionate women, you might fall into the pussy trap, and that can be costly. I figure all the chicas I run into are in on the game, or a semi-pro, and try not to get too involved, financially or mentally.

I find it much cheaper to pay for sex in the long run. You can learn 20 common spanish words and get around fine.

If you rent by the month, I think you might be able to do better than $30 a day. I know there are some guys here who have some rentals, and rent by the month is usually 25-40% cheaper than daily rentals.Ha Ha! Wow thats a lot of abbreviations! OK, I got it now.

I know more than 20 words but the conjucations and past/future tense is what baffles me, plus if i speak with a person who speaks too fast, i get confused. Online, we use the translator so it's all good.

I'm 38 and never been married, what does that tell you? I'm real leery of marriage. Seen a lot of good men go broke trying to get out of marriage. I wish marriage could be a 5 year contract with an option on the end. Nothing else in life is forever.
My experience is limited to American women... I'm pretty reserved, and try to stay clean, and pick my spots. But you know how it works. And I agree, you pay for pussy---no matter what

I've told the girl I'm not likely to marry her, she says thats fine, and she invited me to stay with her and her family (about 4 people)...I haven't officially declined but that would cut into my other activities.

I'll be there the first week of feb. and staying for a month. The girl lives in Comas, the place i have lined up is a 10 dollar cab ride away, thats what my friend tells me.

If anyone has a place that's a better deal than $30 per night, I'm all ears. Let me know over the next 60 days or so and i'll give my email address to you.

Thanks everybody!

RP

Member #4351
11-08-06, 15:22
Superduty, suggest you check this out: www.nomarriage.com

Screwed Up
11-08-06, 16:42
...and she invited me to stay with her and her family (about 4 people)...I haven't officially declined but that would cut into my other activities...
...

...I'll be there the first week of feb. and staying for a month. The girl lives in Comas, the place i have lined up is a 10 dollar cab ride away, thats what my friend tells me...
Comas is about a 15-20 sol cab away from Miraflores. Price might double on high traffic hours, not to say some cabs will even refuse to drive that far.
I used to live in Comas for a couple of months back in 2002-2003 with my ex-gf. Talk about a ghetto place.
I would defnitely NOT stay with her. Not just because it's ghetto, but more so because you will see there is nothing around, nothing to do. Unless they live close to Boulevard Retablo, which is packed with bars and disco's, but I doubt they do.
However it would be quite an experience, so why not stay 2-3 nights? But longer than that...

If you decide to go, make sure you check out:
- Boulevard Retablo on thursday-sunday: bars and disco's.
- Boulevard Los Olivos on thursday-sunday: bars and disco's.
- Nightclub Scarletts, last 3 times I went it sucked compared to what it used to be, but hey your close anyway, so why not check it out.
- Megaplaza Los Olivos / Megaplaza Norte any time: malls, movie theaters, kfc,...

http://www.comasweb.com/

Jaimito Cartero
11-08-06, 18:01
And I agree, you pay for pussy---no matter what

I've told the girl I'm not likely to marry her, she says thats fine, and she invited me to stay with her and her family (about 4 people)...I haven't officially declined but that would cut into my other activities.

I'll be there the first week of feb. and staying for a month. The girl lives in Comas, the place i have lined up is a 10 dollar cab ride away, thats what my friend tells me.

Man, oh, man. Where to start. There are quite a few red flags in your response. First I would never, ever, ever, ever, stay with a chica that I hadn't met. I would almost never stay with one I had met, either. You are under her control if you do that.

I don't know the area you mentioned, so can't comment on the amount it would cost to go there. I can get to the airport for about $10, so either your friend is overpaying, or it's way the fuck out there. There are buses that go almost everywhere, for about a quarter. I've used them with no problem. I'd probably be more inclined to have her visit you for the most part.

If you've only experienced stuck up American women, then you're in for a shock. I wouldn't recommend letting her meet you at the airport. Again, most women in Peru are sharks. They'll gobble you up, and you'll never have a chance.

You also told her you weren't "likely" to marry her. That's just means it's going to be a challenge for her.

Personally, I would come for a few days and stay at a hotel, and not let her know you're there yet. Go fuck some chicas, get to know the city some, and experience Lima before you meet her. Then decide what kind of relationship you want to have with her.

Most locals are grateful if you try to speak Spanish. Don't concentrate on being perfect, just on getting your ideas across. My spanish is understandable, but at a very basic level. That's all you really need.

Super Duty
11-09-06, 01:56
Man, oh, man. Where to start. There are quite a few red flags in your response. First I would never, ever, ever, ever, stay with a chica that I hadn't met. I would almost never stay with one I had met, either. You are under her control if you do that.

I don't know the area you mentioned, so can't comment on the amount it would cost to go there. I can get to the airport for about $10, so either your friend is overpaying, or it's way the fuck out there. There are buses that go almost everywhere, for about a quarter. I've used them with no problem. I'd probably be more inclined to have her visit you for the most part.

If you've only experienced stuck up American women, then you're in for a shock. I wouldn't recommend letting her meet you at the airport. Again, most women in Peru are sharks. They'll gobble you up, and you'll never have a chance.

You also told her you weren't "likely" to marry her. That's just means it's going to be a challenge for her.

Personally, I would come for a few days and stay at a hotel, and not let her know you're there yet. Go fuck some chicas, get to know the city some, and experience Lima before you meet her. Then decide what kind of relationship you want to have with her.

Most locals are grateful if you try to speak Spanish. Don't concentrate on being perfect, just on getting your ideas across. My spanish is understandable, but at a very basic level. That's all you really need.Thanks for the feedback.

How often do you encounter other English Speaking people in Lima?

Oh I hear you man. That was my first reaction when she invited me to stay with her, was "Wow I guess you don't know why I'm coming do you." Or she does know why I'm coming and wants to keep an eye on me. On the other hand, it's very gracious to offer someone shelter...and I will probably stay with her a few days, as Screwed Up mentioned, it would be "one for the books."

Actually she's a sweet girl, she works full time and goes to school at night. If she was American I'd be fucking her day and night if she'd let me, but at 22 years old these broads don't know what the hell they want. Definately not marriage material.

My friend, is a little redhead white dude who speaks fluent Spanish. He is concerned somewhat about my safety down there by myself. So he said it would be a good idea to meet up with the girl so I have a "guide."

I'll post the exact location of the apartment for 30 bucks a night when I find out. My friend met a businessman down there, once when he was there. He's been there 3 or 4 times, but not to get laid, mainly to court this girl and marry her. He said the place is a 10 dollar cab ride from Comas, and in a nice area. Thats all i know, and his wife is going there 2 weeks ahead of him. She's going to check the place out for him, and if it looks good she is instructed to pay the man for 10 days or so.

Anyways this is a great site, and I made a note of the places that Screwed Up said to check out.

Polvo
11-09-06, 03:22
......she invited me to stay with her and her family (about 4 people)...I haven't officially declined but that would cut into my other activities.

RP

Shriek!! The dreaded Peruvian family raises its head again. Not only does it grow heads, very rapidly, as days wear on but it grows an astonishing number of hands. And those hands are always trying to get 20 Soles here and 20 Soles there! I have some experience of this in Lima staying with the family is absolutely, the worst thing you can do. David 33 is right, as is Screwed Up, and LB can elucidate on the siphoning sound that a Puruvian Family makes.

Run, for the hills. Or Relax y Vida!!

Polvo

Polvo
11-09-06, 03:23
Holy Cow, I'm a Senior. Now, where the hell did I put my AARP card????


Polvo

TheCatsMeow88
11-09-06, 03:44
Super Duty,

I actually slept at a chica's house for one night and it was not a pleasant experience (see my post dated 4/27/2006 reproduced below). The worst of it is feeling trapped and having your style cramped. My intentions were somewhat different to yours as marriage was not even a remote possibility; I was just looking to f*** a super model type.

I hope you have a more pleasant experience.

The Cat



My plan was to fly into Lima and meet up with a sexy croupier from the casino at the Sheraton hotel (name withheld until I bang her) but things do not always turn out as planned. On my way to the airport, I made an “insurance” call- that turned out to be anything but- to an attractive model-type with whom I had exchanged some e-mails and telephone calls. Her name is Massiel Vidal (www.massielvidal.com).

“When are you coming to town?” Massiel asked me.

“This evening” I replied.

The next thing I know, she had made arrangements to come to the airport to collect me. Staying at a hotel was out of the question and she would not entertain anything other than staying at her apartment with her and her family (mother and brother). My plans were shattered as my croupier friend works nights and I did not have her number. I had planned to drive from the airport to the hotel to set up an appointment for the next day but clearly that would not work with Massiel in tow. Still, the thought of sleeping with a great looking model-type was enough to persuade me to go along with her offer.

My plane was delayed and I did not get out of Customs at Lima airport until 2:00am. That did not dissuade Massiel, however, as she and her mother were there to collect me. We took a taxi to her apartment and I was shown to my (her) room. She slept with her mother.

The next morning I woke up and the situation felt surreal. I was in the apartment of someone I barely knew, sleeping in the bed of a beautiful woman but sleeping alone. I woke up real early, took a shower and got ready for the day. It was another 2 hours before the mother was up and another half an hour before Massiel appeared.

Massiel walked out of the bedroom dressed in sweats and with a gym bag in her hand. Over breakfast I asked her what her/our plans were for the day. Massiel explained to me that she would be gone for two hours to the gym. If I understood the situation correctly, she expected me to wait another two hours for her, with her mother and brother as company. I realized that if I went along with this game there was a real possibility that I would not get laid on my Lima stopover. Worse still, God knows what scheme Massiel had planned for me (the dreaded M word came to mind). “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”. But who was deceiving who?

I made a quick decision, packed my bags and left at the same time as Massiel departed for the gym. There was fierce resistance, of course, but I bailed out on the pretext that I needed a phone and internet connection to get some work done. What I really needed was to get out of this carefully laid trap leading God knows where. Needless to say, neither Massiel nor her Mother were too pleased with me.

Gentlemen – to be forewarned is to be forearmed. I would like someone to take it further than me to see where it leads. I just did not have the time to invest otherwise I would have gone along with the scheme out of sheer curiosity.

Fortunately for me, I had made contact with David_33 of this board prior to leaving for Lima. David is a perverted yet upstanding guy who delivered on his promise to set me up with a pretty young thing. By 2pm, this particular pretty young thing was in my hotel room getting changed into a short skirt, stockings and heels for my visual and entertainment pleasure.

This pretty young thing, let’s call her Liz to protect the innocent, was 20 years old and studying to be a lawyer. She is not a seasoned pro but works from time to time to pay the bills. Liz is about 1.65m tall, has a pretty face, flowing chestnut hair and a good body. She looks great in stockings and heels. Unfortunately, I accidentally deleted the few photos I took of her so you will just have to take my word that she is a solid 7.

Liz was a little inexperienced but her forte was a blow-job (covered), which was delivered nice and slow. She stayed for about an hour and a half though was keen to get out of there as soon as I had come. The agreed price for Liz was 300 soles, which was money well spent and a bargain by US standards though not particularly cheap by Lima standards, in my opinion (though I am by no means a Lima expert). Still I have no qualms recommending her and have absolutely no complaints regarding David’s efforts to help a fellow monger in distress.

David went out of this way to help me out after a disastrous start to my trip to Lima. He took the uncertainty out of the whole experience and was able to deliver a great looking 20 year old to my hotel room within a few hours of the request being made. Thank you David. I owe you one and will be looking you up again on my next Lima trip.

In the evening, I checked out of my hotel (Miraflores Marriott) and headed to the Sheraton. There she was! She remembered me and was flattered that I had come back to see her. I asked her for her number and she gave it to me. We had to be discreet, of course, as the hotel/casino does not condone this kind of thing. On my next trip to Lima I will call ahead and take care of what I should have done this time around!

The Cat

Hoof Hunter
11-09-06, 05:19
Just got back from Lima. Sorry Screwed and LB for not catching up with you. It was a very last-minute trip, and unplanned-for destination. Anyway, I'll catch up before the year's out.

1 - What the fuck happened to the talent at Relax y Vida since the last time I was there, maybe May? No indictments on anything, I'll just say, I preferred to wait in the lobby area watching The Matrix, rather than go upstairs with anyone else.

2 - To the dude who's paying these Tequila Rocks (Miraflores) chicks 500 soles, ba-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. They are laughing at you, not respecting your money, nor giving any better service. In fact, several are duds in bed. Trust me, looks don't automatically translate into great service in bed, no matter what kind of rapport you have with them. Now, since they all gossip, all of them are looking for an idiot to juice out of 500 soles for 2 hours. IN PERU!!!! LOL!!!

3 - Lastly, to the idiot gringo dude who almost got his ass-kicked in the new back bar in Tequila Rocks on Saturday nite, your almost-opponents, 2 Colombian dudes travelling to Lima for "work" purposes, with 3 working chicks from Medellin/Pereira and a lot of money. You really might wanna watch who you're fucking with. We spoke, had some drinks together after the ruckus. They turned out to be cool fellas, who just wanted to be left alone with their chicks and to stay under the radar. Still, they would've put it to you, had security not saved your drunken ass.

Hoof Hunter
11-09-06, 05:34
No disrespect, but man do you sound like a greenhorn in this situation.

My advice: Protect yourself, meaning YOU set the course of your trip, not HER. You stay in an area where you can walk around, and stretch your legs on your own. Stay in Miraflores or Barranco. Plenty of English speakers around, and very tourist-friendly.

She can ALWAYS come to meet you. Peruvians ride the bus all the time. If she's interested in you, she'll make the sacrifice. You can offer her bus fare or cab fare. Not the best decision staying with the family of someone you have never met before. Especially in the middle of nowhere, and it's ghetto as hell there, as my buddy Screwed Up showed me earlier this year.

In addition to the other comments made my posters on the Peruvian family deal, below is a very recent article for you to read. It's just the worst of what can happen when you don't use common sense.

Best of luck in Peru, nonetheless. If you use common sense, you'll be fine and enjoy yourself.

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/dating-scam-ends-in-murder/20061031133109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Dating Scam Ends in Murder
Brazilian Fiancee Charged in Robbery, Slaying of California Man
By KIM CURTIS and STAN LEHMAN, AP

SAN BRUNO, Calif. (Oct. 31) - The lonely, divorced carpenter thought he was going to Brazil to make wedding plans.

Instead, he was drugged and held captive for six days at his fiancee's home while she and another man emptied his bank accounts, according to Brazilian authorities. Then they drove the 56-year-old victim to a vacant lot, where they strangled him with copper wire, doused his body with fuel, and set it on fire, investigators say.

Authorities found Raymond Merrill's charred body in April.

Now, the woman he believed was his betrothed is under arrest, along with a man suspected of helping to kill him.

"He would talk to me about ideal relationships and pure love," said Merrill's best friend, Bill Rauch. "With age doesn't necessarily come wisdom. He was used to doing things his way and, in the end, it did him in."

For months, his family knew nothing of his horrifying end. It was only after a bungled robbery in Brazil that investigators even learned of Merrill's fate.

Merrill met Regina Filomena Rachid last year through an online dating service. At the time, he was lonely and depressed, having been dumped by a Las Vegas woman for whom he had bought expensive gifts, according to Merrill's best friend.

Merrill and Rachid exchanged dozens of calls, e-mails and photographs, often enlisting Rachid's 18-year-old daughter as a translator. Rachid was 41, from an upper-middle-class family that was in the real estate business.

"I thought, `This is going a little fast,' but I didn't want to sound critical," said Merrill's sister, Marcia Sanchez Loebick.

The warning signs were obvious to Merrill's friend of nearly 30 years. Merrill gave Rachid $10,000 to start a skin care clinic and bought her a $20,000 sport utility vehicle. She complained it wasn't a fancier, more expensive model, Rauch said.

"This from a man who was tightfisted," Rauch said. "Ray and I would go out and I'd have to buy all the beers. All of a sudden, he's lavishing all these gifts and money on a relationship he's not even close to consummating.

"I said, `Ray, these are so many red flags. I can't believe you're pursuing this,"' Rauch said. "He would just slough it off. He'd say, `She's just a passionate and emotional Latina .' What do you say to a guy like that?"

Merrill visited Rachid twice in Sao Jose dos Campos , an industrial city about 60 miles from Sao Paulo . Both times he stayed a week longer than planned. Both times he notified Rauch, who then drove to Merrill's home in San Bruno to water the plants and collect the mail. On the third trip, Merrill again overstayed his return, but this time he didn't call Rauch to let him know.

Loebick, who lives in Cleveland , said she sent her brother repeated e-mails warning him that their 86-year-old father was dying, but got no response. She and Rauch's best friend called police in California to report him missing.

What happened to Merrill was more awful than either could have imagined.

Sometime after he arrived on March 21, Rachid and her real boyfriend, Nelson Siqueira Neves, drugged Merrill, kept him in a room in Rachid's house, and drained his bank accounts, stealing about $200,000 in all, according to Merrill's sister and Brazilian authorities.

Then, on April 1 - the day he was scheduled to return to California - they hired Evandro Celso Augusto Ribeiro for $5,600 to help kill him and set fire to the corpse, according to investigators. Authorities found the scorched remains but could not identify the victim, and buried the body in a pauper's grave.

But then Rachid - to raise money to pay off the hit man - took part in the holdup of a black-market money changer, and accidentally left her purse behind, investigators say.

The money changer went to police and turned over the purse, which contained Merrill's credit card. Hours later, Rachid showed up at the same police station to report her purse stolen. Police arrested her on the spot. The alleged hit man soon told authorities what happened to Merrill, investigators said.

Rachid and Ribeiro are in custody, charged with armed robbery followed by death.

Rachid's boyfriend was questioned by police in early October but was released under a Brazilian law that says no one can be arrested in the days immediately before and after an election, investigators said. Now he cannot be found.

"I feel a really terrible sense of loss," said Merrill's best friend. "You expect to lose your parents. But you don't expect one of your best friends to die."

Kim Curtis reported from San Bruno, Calif., and Stan Lehman reported from Sao Paulo, Brazil .

Member #4351
11-09-06, 07:11
Comas is not a nice area.

Super Duty
11-10-06, 00:46
Comas is not a nice area.HOOF HUNTER I was told about that, the incident you referenced.

I really doubt this broad is up to that kind of evil, I'm a little more worried about being mugged or drugged by people I don't know, or having some crazy shit happen that I haven't thought of.

No disrespect taken, I am a greenhorn when it comes to traveling to South America.
But I know when I travel here in the US I prefer to have the freedom to do whatever I like.

Hoof Hunter
11-10-06, 02:26
Seriously, that kinda stuff can happen anywhere. I don't think this chick has malicious intentions either, but that's just a thought. I have no idea who she is, nor her circumstance, And, by only the internet, neither really do you. Protect yourself by using common sense.

On your 1st trip to Lima, I'd advise you to stay in the gringo-friendly area, THEN spread out from there. At the very least, you'll probably be around more English-speakers, and there are way more things to do on your own.

Suerte


HOOF HUNTER I was told about that, the incident you referenced.

I really doubt this broad is up to that kind of evil, I'm a little more worried about being mugged or drugged by people I don't know, or having some crazy shit happen that I haven't thought of.

No disrespect taken, I am a greenhorn when it comes to traveling to South America.
But I know when I travel here in the US I prefer to have the freedom to do whatever I like.

Super Duty
11-10-06, 04:28
Seriously, that kinda stuff can happen anywhere. I don't think this chick has malicious intentions either, but that's just a thought. I have no idea who she is, nor her circumstance, And, by only the internet, neither really do you. Protect yourself by using common sense.

On your 1st trip to Lima, I'd advise you to stay in the gringo-friendly area, THEN spread out from there. At the very least, you'll probably be around more English-speakers, and there are way more things to do on your own.

SuerteThis chick is the friend of the woman my friend married. So, she's not a "stranger" so to speak. But your point is well taken, there's screwballs wherever you go.

My friend has been down there several times and stayed with his fiance's family, and also in $75 a night hotels in MiraFlores. He told me again last night, the place he has lined up for him over New Years, and for me in Feb. is in MiraFlores.

Yes I am a bit nervous, to step out of the comfort zone of the US and go somewhere where they don't speak English and you don't really know what the fuck is going on.

Elberto
11-10-06, 20:23
Yes I am a bit nervous, to step out of the comfort zone of the US and go somewhere where they don't speak English and you don't really know what the fuck is going on.

I'm not as well-traveled as some of the guys on this board, but I've seen a bit of the world and never seen any place as threatening as some of the neighborhoods in the midwest US city where I live.

My only Latin American experiences so far have been Southern Florida, Northern Mexico, and Panama, but I never felt threatened at any time. More often than not people go out of their way trying to be helpful and kind.

Basic rules apply:

- keep your head on a swivel
- pay attention to everything and everyone around you
- keep situations where stuff can go wrong to a minimum
- if you find yourself in a situation where you aren't comfortable, get out
- be extraordinarily cool about everything
- have a good time
- smile

I would not necessarily think staying with a girl's family would be a problem, but "keeping situations where stuff can go wrong to a minimum" would probably mean I stayed in a hotel. A hotel room will also give you and the girl time away from the family, which she might appreciate.

Member #4351
11-11-06, 05:29
The problem with staying with the family isn´t that he´s going to get mugged, but that he will be immersed in situations (especially in a place like Comas) where the social mores, the way people think and act, are going to be completely different from those that he is used to in the U.S. Therefore, I agree with Hoof Hunter. Staying in Miraflores to get an idea of the way things work in Peru is probably the best idea and will be a good way to avoid potential misunderstandings.

Lima Busy
11-11-06, 17:39
The problem with staying with the family isn´t that he´s going to get mugged, but that he will be immersed in situations (especially in a place like Comas) where the social mores, the way people think and act, are going to be completely different from those that he is used to in the U.S. Therefore, I agree with Hoof Hunter. Staying in Miraflores to get an idea of the way things work in Peru is probably the best idea and will be a good way to avoid potential misunderstandings.
That and the fact that you will be sleeping with the brother and not getting "laid" will set the tone for your future relationship.
LB

Msaisme
11-11-06, 18:30
Making the jump into the Peruvian pool in the next few months for a prolonged stay of at least a year. I have been calling the Philadelphia area home for the last few years and need to live again. I have tasted Spain for a year and now i want to experience the beauties of Peru. I look forward to meeting up with some fellow members from time to time and i like to thank you all for the information provided. I hope to land some kind of work and was wondering if there is any prospect of me landing a job anywhere in Peru? My business experience has been as an outside sales consultant for a major electrical supplier and i needed a change. I have two degrees from an american university, business administration and english, so i could always do the tefl gig for a year but would rather find something a little more lucrative. I am a relatively young 33, multi-lingual ******, and willing to bite a few bullets in order to experience the wonders, agonies, and most of all WOMEN of Peru. I understand this post is not relative to business of the day in Lima but i would value the opinions of some of the members. I have done extensive research but the opinions of some long standing members of this forum probably hold more weight than what i have perused. Any information would be appreciated and thanks once again! Keep up the good work amigos!

Super Duty
11-11-06, 18:37
That and the fact that you will be sleeping with the brother and not getting "laid" will set the tone for your future relationship.

LBJust want to shake the bushes here.

Does anyone here have a place to rent for 4 weeks, possibly 5 weeks starting in Feb. of 07?

If anyone does, or something comes up tell me.

I will post an email address, and email a contact #.

Prepay with a credit card.

RP

Lima Busy
11-11-06, 21:45
Just want to shake the bushes here.

Does anyone here have a place to rent for 4 weeks, possibly 5 weeks starting in Feb. of 07?

If anyone does, or something comes up tell me.

I will post an email address, and email a contact #.

Prepay with a credit card.

RP
If you search around the web craigslist..etc. I am sure you can find something for $30 bucks a night, if not check the hotel section as Las Palmas and Maria Louisa are within your budget.

Msaisme,
No one will hire you if you come in on a 60-90 day tourist visa. If you can't get sponsored by a Peruvian company, better off with a "Telecommuting" gig or a LA territory sales rep for a Multinational. If you are handy with a shovel there is always a mining gig!
LOL
LB

Msaisme
11-11-06, 22:57
I have no sponsor but will be sending out many cv's over the next few days. Perhaps, your new assistant needs an assistant? Gracias!

Member #4351
11-12-06, 00:48
Msaisme. Good luck! Won´t be that easy, but the economy is taking off and who knows? The fact that you studied in Philadelphia, could mean that you went to a good school which has alumni here....

Msaisme
11-12-06, 01:25
Thanks for the encouragement David. Any uplifting words are welcomed at this worrisome yet exciting time. I am jumping in head-first and will not look back. I know of the short term financial repercussions and possibly mental ones too but i am determined to make this into reality. I spend many hours a day devoted to researching the situation but i still feel like the best knowledge is from those that are living it. Hence, my foray into asking for your opinions. Financially, i will be ok for awhile but i am aware of the long term needs of survival and probably am anal over the whole situation but preparation has its rewards. Thanks again, any info is much appreciated!

Dirty Willy
11-12-06, 04:10
This Raymond Merril story (the carpenter who got kidnapped and killed in Brazil) brings up a point worth making regarding carrying your credit card around. It's not the first time it's happened. Do a search on Jenny Pope or missing people in SA and I think you'll come up more than a handfull of cases throughout SA where a gringo (or European) goes missing and the bank accounts end up emptied of thousands and sometimes tens of thousands of dollars.

As there are more of these cases, it probably becomes more known for a criminal that if you kidnap a gringo with his credit card, you may have hit the jackpot. All you need to do is (A) get the pin number - not a pleasant thought and (B) not let the gringo go until you can longer make daily withdrawls. Basically if you're kidnapped and you have a cash card, it's probably curtains.

The point of this is that I think it's generally considered street smart not to carry a lot of cash around, but that should really be rethought. I havent' yet been in Peru (first trip in 2 weeks), but I've been to Ecuador several times and I've had no qualms about bringing a lot of cash out with me at night. But I leave the card in the hotel. Losing a lot of cash is no good and having the card stolen from the hotel is no joy either, but it's a hell of a lot better than being kidnapped with a cash card on you.

It's not a pleasant thing to think about, but really is using good common sense.

Happy mongering and sorry for such a depressing report :)

El Jugador
11-12-06, 20:02
I usually carry one cash card with me, and a few hundred soles, usually before i leave for a night out, I transfer some $$ to this account from online, no more than a few hundred dollars. I leave all other cards at home. I just feel safer to have a backup just in case i spend all my cash. If bad luck finds me, then the most they can take is a few hundred. Just my 2 centavos.

TheCatsMeow88
11-13-06, 07:21
All,

This is the second time in a week that the discussion on the board has prompted me to search out an old post of mine. This kind of thing happens to locals also (see my post below, submitted to this thread on June 15, 2006). In fact, I am willing to bet that for every gringo who gets hit, ten locals are going through a simiilar experience.

David33 even gave this kind of thing a name: "Sucuestros al paso" I believe he called it.

The Cat


All,

I have been chatting online for about a week with a young lady in Lima. It turns out that earlier today she was attacked by four men while leaving the bank. They hit her, took her $200 cash and forced her to withdraw another $2,500 from her account, wiping out her savings. She tells me that, unlike the USA, there is no daily limit on withdrawals (Can someone who is local please verify this?). This could be a scam but I do not think so as she has not asked me for money.

The Cat

TheCatsMeow88
11-13-06, 07:23
...And here is what David33 wrote on this subject, at the time, in response to my post.


Not so much mugging as "secuestros al paso"...temporary kidnappings. Someone gets in a cab, usually one of the white station wagons, and a guy who was lying down, out of sight in back pops up with a knife or gun and then he and the driver hit different ATMs with the victim or victims. Usually a good idea to leave all but one credit card at home so that the damage, if it occurs, is minimal.

Jaimito Cartero
11-13-06, 09:32
Yet another reason, why I don't even have any withdrawal pin codes for most of my credit cards. When I'm out of money, I'll take my debit card ($400 daily limit), and take out what I need. Otherwise, cash only, and only what I expect to spend plus some extra (Usually $100 total).

Dirty Willy
11-13-06, 13:35
These 'secuestros al paso' of course are common. But the times when the hit the jackpot for thousands or tens of thousands of dollars, it's with a gringo who's on a long backpacking journey or who's a carpenter that just had his heart broken and met the love of his life online, etc. If they think that they can get this much money (thousands of dollars) from your card might be more important than how much they actually can get.

But then again there's an old saying that it's better to be occasionally ripped off than perpetually paranoid. Just don't blame me when you're in the back of that warehouse, tied up, thinking 'Damn, I should have listened to that online character and left my cash card at home'!

Dashing Don
11-13-06, 16:46
Just finishing up a few days in Lima; my first visit in five years.

Arrived Saturday morning and late afternoon I went with a Peruvian friend to Las Cucardas which is about 20 minutes away from Miraflores, in Centro. Twenty soles entry fee and they cashiered my cell and camera, so no pics. It was about 5pm, the shift was changing and there were few girls around but plenty of local guys. There are several corridors with numbered rooms and the girls stand outside, advertising their wares. The place is worn but not as bad as say, Tijuana.

This is industrial sex, which I have no problem with. Basically, you fork over 50 soles, strip, and fornicate in a tiny room with the sounds of other mongers clearly within earshot. It was pretty good because the girl was affectionate and accommodating. A couple of beers at the bar and we left. There was no other gringos there but it didn't matter as no one pays any special interest in you.

I stayed at the Marriott which is on a bluff which faces the ocean. Nice view of the Pacific and especially the parasailing right out front. I guess there must be some updraft or something because there is a constant parade of rectangular parachutes flying up and down.

We ate at Pizza alley on Saturday evening. It was early but we didn't see any hookers but did see the police. At about 9pm we went to Tequila Rocks on the other side of the park (Kennedy). Nice place but we were too early. There were a few well-dressed girls there which I am assured is the norm. I like this but apparently the place gets going at midnight or later and due to the flight, I retired early.

Sunday morning I spent some time walking around the Miraflores area. Broad, spacious avenues seem to be the rule. The girls are nice looking, give eye contact and seem friendly. By mid morning, I was ready to get laid so using WorldTravelers' list, I sought out the massage places he mentioned on the same block as Tequila although no street number is given. Actually, both places are/were in #150, according to a street vendor, who insists that they are both closed down. This is the same building as Tequila.

A little later, I met up with my friend and we went to a spa in San Miguel, a district about a half hour ride from Miraflores. North, I think. This place is on World Travelers list but the name is actually ''Banos Turkos'", on Avenida De las Marinas. Same style as the termas in Rio. Cashier all valuables, 25 sole entrada and you are given a key with a number. Its possible to eat, drink and fuck and everything will be charged to the number. Nice system as it eliminates haggling. Price for the girl is 150 soles.

This place actually has a pool, sauna etc and the local clientele did seem to be there for their health. There is a common area with a television blaring. At the back, there were about 5 girls. Completely dispensing with any pretense about health etc, I went to inspect the girls immediately. They were in their thirties and one stood out: Carol. Jet black hair, tight red dress and a nice smile. We went up stairs to a private room with a massage table. What followed was great. This girl french kissed and could really work a guy over. Great experience I must say.

I had to visit some of my ex wife's family and called it a night pretty early and didn't get to sample Tequila Rocks although I'll be back at the end of the week. It appears to be like Blacks in Buenos Aires: higher prices for the well dressed girls. I'm ready.

Next stop: Iquitos

Jaimito Cartero
11-13-06, 17:45
A little later, I met up with my friend and we went to a spa in San Miguel, a district about a half hour ride from Miraflores. North, I think. This place is on World Travelers list but the name is actually ''Banos Turkos'", on Avenida De las Marinas. Same style as the termas in Rio. Cashier all valuables, 25 sole entrada and you are given a key with a number. Its possible to eat, drink and fuck and everything will be charged to the number. Nice system as it eliminates haggling. Price for the girl is 150 soles.

Banos Turkos just means Turkish Baths, so I would be surprised if that was the actual name of the establishment. Just as seeing a place that says "Masajes" on the front door doesn't mean the name is the same.

Dashing Don
11-14-06, 04:09
JC, you´re right, but this place has very large red letters which say Banos Turkos and its the only thing that is readily readable, even from a block away. This is what anyone should be looking for, rather than the address.

Volpone
11-14-06, 23:27
Hello everybody,

Who could advise me a school to learn Spanish in Miraflores?

I think, but I am not sure, to have read on this website, that there is a school in Miraflores, where many Chinese girls go to learn Spanish.

Is it www.icpna.edu.pe?????

I can not remember where I read that, perhaps on another forum....

Yujin
11-15-06, 01:22
I don't recall reading about a Spanish school that has a high number of Chinese students, but here are three other Spanish schools other than ICPNA. Of the four schools, I think the Universidad del Pacifico would be the one with the most Chinese students since it's the only school that teaches Mandarin Chinese.

http://www.idiomas.pucp.edu.pe/english/spanish.html

http://idiomas.up.edu.pe/idiomas/cursos.php?id=19&s=Otros%20Idiomas&sc=06&st=Espa%F1ol%20para%20Extranjeros

http://www.pucp.edu.pe/~cipuc/espanol.htm

http://www.icpna.edu.pe/ingles/

Another school is El Sol. When I attended, they had a number of Korean women (mid 20-30) who were learning Spanish. They were Christian missionaries so they weren't interested in partying.

I hope this helps. If you find your answer on your own, don't forget to share.

Mahku
11-15-06, 12:03
Headed to Lima today for my first Peru trip and staying in the Hotel Las Americas. Thanks to all for the good information here and I hope to have a drink with some of you while I'm around.

Duesy45
11-15-06, 14:13
ICPNA is probably your best bet. I studied Spanish there for two months and of 11 students in my class 6 were Oriental girls. The only other girl was from Germany. I saw a lot of Oriental students there. I also noticed that they tend to all stay together.

Regarding Universidad del Pacifico. I am an English professor at their Center for Idiomas and do not recall seeing any Orientals in the school.

Hope this helps.

Cheers,

Duesy

Lima Busy
11-15-06, 16:57
ICPNA is probably your best bet. I studied Spanish there for two months and of 11 students in my class 6 were Oriental girls. The only other girl was from Germany. I saw a lot of Oriental students there. I also noticed that they tend to all stay together.

Regarding Universidad del Pacifico. I am an English professor at their Center for Idiomas and do not recall seeing any Orientals in the school.

Hope this helps.

Cheers,

Duesy
ICPNA! My friend studied their and intoduced me to many Chinese girls as well as some from Slovakia, but the best one was from New Zealand. The Chinese girls were definitely in a clique and a few were Lesbians.

I also studied at EL Sol and met the Korean missionaries as well, a few cuties but as I have posted before "no action" can be had other than with the professors.

If you are young 20's get into a share house. There is one my friend stay's at that is filled with a rotating selection of hot young "Frenchies" that love to put out.

Duesy, read your other reports and I would be interested on hearing your non-mongering thoughts on Trujillo! I agree with you on the "Carla" rating scale and as it is Wed. I am half tempted to head over there now!

LB

Lima Busy
11-16-06, 01:25
Headed to Lima today for my first Peru trip and staying in the Hotel Las Americas. Thanks to all for the good information here and I hope to have a drink with some of you while I'm around.
a few bottles quick as this weekend is "Ley Seco" and most places will be closed all weekend!
LB

Screwed Up
11-16-06, 01:38
a few bottles quick as this weekend is "Ley Seco" and most places will be closed all weekend!
LB
I concur, with ley seca (the law is female) coming up the best bet for non-pro party action tonight is Etheria in San Borja and on Sundays Tequila La Marina.
That guy on pisco sour pulling his tongue out will be me...

Lima Busy
11-16-06, 03:04
I concur, with ley seca (the law is female) ...
That explains why I keep getting screwed in court by the ex-wife! Hmmmm.
LB

Polvo
11-16-06, 11:02
For all those po'boys stuck in Lima over election weekend may I suggest:

Caretta in San Isidro for steaks. Ask the sommelier for his "chicha" and you may find it tastes like Merlot.

For evening pleasures, the Suites is officially classed as a hotel and will have alcohol available. Probably populated on Friday and Saturday night but most chicas hide on the Sunday.

Salud!

Polvo

Volpone
11-16-06, 16:53
Thanks a lot for your point of vue guys.
I will be in Lima in the middle of December. I will surely subscribe at the beginning of next year in ICPNA.

Surfer
11-16-06, 21:00
Antifreeze, a close friend of both ScrewedUp and myself, who has lived in Colombia for many years has decided to give Peru a go. Great guy, so please welcome him to the community of Lima mongers (maybe time to reconvene the crew at Hooters in Larcomar?). I plan to take a break in my frequent asia trips in March or April to come visit (and get some surf!) but until then will need to make do solely with Thais & Filipinas. I will email David pictures during my trip to remind him of what he is missing (this is the SECOND Asia trip in 3 months where he has has been unable to join me).

Lima Busy
11-16-06, 21:24
Antifreeze, a close friend of both ScrewedUp and myself, who has lived in Colombia for many years has decided to give Peru a go. Great guy, so please welcome him to the community of Lima mongers (maybe time to reconvene the crew at Hooters in Larcomar?). I plan to take a break in my frequent asia trips in March or April to come visit (and get some surf!) but until then will need to make do solely with Thais & Filipinas. I will email David pictures during my trip to remind him of what he is missing (this is the SECOND Asia trip in 3 months where he has has been unable to join me).
But if he is hanging with screwedup, he may want to bring along a Stallion so as not to disapoint the ladies!
LB

Lima Fun
11-17-06, 02:53
I just returned from a 5-day vacation in Lima, and publicly want to thank Lima_Busy and Eddie_33 for all their help! A friend of mine and I stayed in Lima_Busy’s penthouse and loved it. Beautiful 2-story penthouse in a great location. Everything we wanted was within walking distance. You simply can’t go wrong staying here. The cell phone Lima_Busy loaned us worked out great for the occasional call we needed to make!

Before we left the States, Eddie_33 lined up a few local non-pros for us, and we were blown away (yes, literally!). Absolutely beautiful, young, and very eager to please. I ended up seeing the same girl several nights, and loved every minute of it.
Lima_Busy and Eddie_33, I owe you a big Thank You for making our trip WAY more fun than we thought possible!

Mahku
11-17-06, 18:31
a few bottles quick as this weekend is "Ley Seco" and most places will be closed all weekend!
LB

My timing, as always, is impeccable.

Anyway, I have at least one girlfriend, via Latin American Cupid. I took her out for some Japanese food last night and then back to the room. Even though it was the first time with her she was receptive to my advances and we had a pleasant night together.

Hotel Las Americas asked to keep her cedula but otherwise there are no GF issues.

I have a couple of other internet girl contacts so far. Hopefully I can get out tonight but I wonder if bars are open tonight or are we already under election conditions? My first night grogginess due to a near all nighter in Buenos Aires and the non pro last night have so far kept me away from the pro scene. Hopefully the gunfights are out of the system for now.

Lima Busy
11-17-06, 20:13
My timing, as always, is impeccable.

Anyway, I have at least one girlfriend, via Latin American Cupid. I took her out for some Japanese food last night and then back to the room. Even though it was the first time with her she was receptive to my advances and we had a pleasant night together.

Hotel Las Americas asked to keep her cedula but otherwise there are no GF issues.

I have a couple of other internet girl contacts so far. Hopefully I can get out tonight but I wonder if bars are open tonight or are we already under election conditions? My first night grogginess due to a near all nighter in Buenos Aires and the non pro last night have so far kept me away from the pro scene. Hopefully the gunfights are out of the system for now.

Bars closed last night at about 12pm. Should be loads of people in the streets tonight. Some of the expat bars will have private parties and the restuarants will be open. Whoever has alcohol in their apartment/hotel mini-bar, will be popular indeed!

Screwed Up
11-17-06, 23:33
A lot of places were open though, but they closed the doors and windows. In front of the flying dog we saw some oficials in red jackets taking note and pictures of people still consuming alochol (see pic).
They knocked on the door at Tequila, nobody opened. One of the security guards was outside with a walkie talkie advising the bouncers. Clearly there is action to be had at any place where there is security outside but they blind the windows and doors. And you have to knock and wait.
At around 1AM we were drinking beer on the second floor in some bar in Calle de Pizzas, because my Peruvian buddy wanted to try pick up this Irish gringa.

Personally I welcome ley seca because I've been going out partying way TOO much the last 2 weeks.

Polvo
11-18-06, 00:33
Lima_Busy and Eddie_33, I owe you a big Thank You for making our trip WAY more fun than we thought possible!

Eddie_33 is hard to forget, ain't he?? :-)

Polvo

Lima Fun
11-18-06, 00:39
Sorry, I got ahead of myself and had a typo trying to thank the right people I mentioned in my last post. I meant to thank David_33 and Lima_Busy. I'm not sure where I came up with Eddie_33!

Anyway, many thanks to David_33 for the incredible non-pro hook-ups!

You made our trip!

Mahku
11-18-06, 00:54
Whoever has alcohol in their apartment/hotel mini-bar, will be popular indeed!

I still have a bottle of that stuff from Brazil that you make caiprinhas with. I may be able to extend some brotherly monger mercy to the alcohol deprived in need.

Munch Lunch
11-18-06, 04:53
Regarding Universidad del Pacifico. I am an English professor at their Center for Idiomas...Cheers, Duesy

Hi Duesy Or Anyone,
Tried to PM you but your not hooked up for that; so, I’ll just throw my question out here. I was interested to hear you are an English Prof at the Universidad del Pacifico. I work in International Finance and travel to Mexico on business a lot.

I’m fluent in Mexican Spanish and but want to master Peruvian Spanish; as I’ll soon be doing business there. How hard is it to find a good private teacher in Lima, which knows how to work a more advanced student? How do I go about finding one?

The language schools for foreigners generally seem to offer only beginner classes. I have thought about taking journalism or writing classes in Spanish, like a Peruvian student, at a Peruvian University. But that could be difficult because I can only come to Lima for six weeks at a time.

I thank you, Duesy or anyone, for any suggestions you might have.

M. L.

Duesy45
11-18-06, 14:20
Munch Lunch,

CIDUP- Center for Idiomas Universidad del Pacifico has an advanced class. I recently spoke to one of their groups. I believe their course is for people that are fluent but want to brush up on their 'p's and q's'.

Also, I do some private teaching through Multilinguas. It is the English language arm of El Sol. I know that my language coordinator does private teaching in Spanish. You might call El Sol and ask for Lilian. She is Peruvian and of course very fluent.
Hope the above is of use.

Cheers, (well, not this weekend- ley seco- the whole damn place is dry)

Duesy

Member #4351
11-18-06, 16:30
Hardly any difference between Mexican and Peruvian Spanish....just in the slang and accent. I don´t see why you would need to study it. Just be here for awhile and you´ll begin to speak like the locals. If they understand you in Mexico, they´ll understand you here.

Munch Lunch
11-18-06, 22:53
Duesy45,
I will give these a try. Lima Busy also gave me a recommendation. As he noted, I should, and will be careful, not to mention you or the ISG forum when I contact the teachers.
David,
Thanks for your observation about how similar Peruvian is to Mexican Spanish.
Happy Mongering,
M.L.

Antifreeze
11-20-06, 16:38
Hola guachos!

Hey, if everything goes well, I should be in Lima next month. Do not worry about your girls falling to my hairless charm, I am bringing the best of colombia with me (Edith), who I intend to start making a couple of kids with.

I hesitated between Lima and Buenos Aires, but Screwed Up made Lima win with his primal descriptions of the scene there. I still need a cheap place to live (Lima is fairly cheap), and would appreciate an environment where it is not so difficult to get visas, and the fact that Screwed Up was there for so much time makes me believe that Lima´s the place to go.

I hope to see you all soon for a beer or ten.

Freeze

Polvo
11-20-06, 16:56
Hola guachos!

Hey, if everything goes well, I should be in Lima next month. Do not worry about your girls falling to my hairless charm, I am bringing the best of colombia with me (Edith), who I intend to start making a couple of kids with.

I hesitated between Lima and Buenos Aires, but Screwed Up made Lima win with his primal descriptions of the scene there. I still need a cheap place to live (Lima is fairly cheap), and would appreciate an environment where it is not so difficult to get visas, and the fact that Screwed Up was there for so much time makes me believe that Lima´s the place to go.

I hope to see you all soon for a beer or ten.

Freeze


Freeze:

If you are looking at settling down with Edith then BA is probably a better choice unless the visa and economics are overwhelming. Lima is brilliant - but, really, only if you fly solo(ish). Like Screwed Up!!

Lima is still fairly primitive (the natives still put the used ass wipe paper in the waste paper basket) and BA is much more grown up in all respects!

Go for what you and Edith want - Screwed Up, who I know and like immensely, has other priorities!!

Regards

Polvo

XXL
11-20-06, 17:32
Lima is still fairly primitive (the natives still put the used ass wipe paper in the waste paper basket)I think this has to do with the way septic tanks operate, not with primitiveness. It is still the common practice in most of Brazil.

The risk of losing your girl to a better-looking or more affluent man is less in Lima than in BA though. There are quite a few Colombians in Lima, including many working girls. They seem to like the place, they can lead the same lives as in Colombia but with less risk of getting shot at.

On another note, a Peruvian friend of mine told me the girls in Trocadero were available for outcalls. I wonder whether they're reliable once you've got them inside a motel.

Member #4351
11-20-06, 18:13
Probably, I´ve gotten together with a few outside of the Troc and never had any problems. Take the normal precautions...

Lima Busy
11-20-06, 20:05
On another note, a Peruvian friend of mine told me the girls in Trocadero were available for outcalls. I wonder whether they're reliable once you've got them inside a motel.
They are but make sure you have plenty of "Love Lube" on hand so you can make it past the callosed parts!
LB

Jaimito Cartero
11-20-06, 20:33
Lima is still fairly primitive (the natives still put the used ass wipe paper in the waste paper basket) and BA is much more grown up in all respects!



The toilet paper in the wastebasket is normal for many countries. Most of latin america, some parts of Asia too. If they don't have a normal sewer system, then this is the norm.

Polvo
11-20-06, 21:25
The toilet paper in the wastebasket is normal for many countries. Most of latin america, some parts of Asia too. If they don't have a normal sewer system, then this is the norm.

Yep - I know that. But most of gringo Lima (Miraflores, San Isidro, San Borca, Surco etc.) is OK for sewer. Its less a complaint and more an observation of where the Peruana head is!!

I did some work in Borneo in a galaxy far far away, a long time ago, so - trust me - I ain't squeamish!!

XXL - If Antifreeze is worried about competition then, IMO, he has greater things to concern himself than location!!

Polvo

Giggity
11-20-06, 22:33
I think this has to do with the way septic tanks operate, not with primitiveness. It is still the common practice in most of Brazil.Must be a different style of septic system or toilet paper. The septic system we've had in my house since 1984 (we've always been about 4 miles from the nearest sewer system) takes whatever kind of toilet paper we throw at it. Only rarely are there any problems.

Very strange, but thanks for letting us greenhorns know about it... I might have been a little creeped out by it if I didn't know in advance.

Lima Busy
11-20-06, 22:34
The toilet paper in the wastebasket is normal for many countries. Most of latin america, some parts of Asia too. If they don't have a normal sewer system, then this is the norm.
It took me several months to break my wife of the habit and now I have a separate bathroom for me and another for Peruano's.

I am not normally anal about things other than that. I have seen gringos who come down here who actually carry their own toilet paper and those paper seat covers they have in airports!
LB

Polvo
11-20-06, 23:01
Very strange, but thanks for letting us greenhorns know about it... I might have been a little creeped out by it if I didn't know in advance.

Never, ever, lick your fingers after retrieving any kind of rubbish from a waste paper basket in South America. :-)

Polvo

Elberto
11-21-06, 00:12
I went down to New Orleans last year to help with the cleanup and stayed in a beautiful old mansion that had been converted to a wedding chapel.

The owner of the mansion had set up bunk beds everywhere and turned it into a makeshift bunkhouse for workers. The entire upstairs and most of the downstairs was filled with Brazilians who had no idea about modern plumbing.

After the owner freaked out about the toilet paper in the trashcans she taught them how to flush it, but unfortunately when they ran out of toilet paper they started using paper towels, magazines, and whatever else they could find.

It wasn't long after that until the Brazilians were asked to find other lodging arrangements.

Dirty Willy
11-23-06, 02:35
My compliments to all who put down info for the Lima thread. I had a great first day in Peru before heading off to Cusco and made it to Relax y Vida, Cucaradas, and Trocadero. I think these must be close to the classiest and sleaziest places in Lima. I enjoyed them all and I'm still smiling 2 days later.

To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why David is alway offering his assistance, but he seems to get nothing but compliments and I will say that it's probably very useful to get some help here. It was actually quite a challenge to get the taxi drivers to go to the right place even speaking Spanish. Most places are not easy at all to spot. The interactive map was very helpful, but some of the cabbies even had trouble following that. If you don't speak Spanish I think it would be very unlikely to find anything and to be honest I think it would be quite an impediment to enjoying things here.

But my thanks again to all who posted information.

XXL
11-23-06, 17:25
Never, ever, lick your fingers after retrieving any kind of rubbish from a waste paper basket in South America. :-)Also, never snort any kind of rubbish from a waste paper basket in SA, you may not be able to get to sleep for a while :-)

Regarding the toilet paper, nothing will happen in the short term if you flush the papers down and nothing may even ever happen if you're the only one doing so out of every 15 people. It's just that if it too many people start to do so the system will clog. Imagine how silly South Americans appear to Europeans or North Americans when they're caught throwing their toilet papers into the dustbin. A Colombian girl-friend of mine did so after she'd first arrived, that's when I learnt about the South American toilet etiquette. SA could take some clue from the Thais or Indonesians who clean their backsides with a water pistol instead of using paper.

Member #4351
11-23-06, 17:30
Dirty Willy, that's why I've helped some guys out in the past. If you want to check out the Troc and don't speak any Spanish, it is best to get someone who lives here to go with you. The cucardas is easier.

Lima Busy
11-23-06, 18:09
If your in town today and wish to repent & repast, The gringo community will be headed over to the Union Church for prayers & turkey w/trimmings.

Tonight after midnight will be "business as usual"!

LB