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Giotto,
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Shall we now get on with more important stuff, thanks!?:)Freeler,
CAN! :)
Giotto
Rushed report: Just returned home, completely worn out in the nicest possible way. I went to a sex shop yesterday and bought a few goodies for Miss India, as she'd requested after seeing them the day before on our way to the nearby "popper club". The shop was openly advertising poppers for 5 Euro. I asked the guy what the chemical was and he said it was propane. Made sense, as it smelled like it in the club the previous night. Since I didn't notice any effects in the club, I was curious. I bought a vial, took it back the hotel and had a whiff. As Duni says - face immediately flushed hot hot hot. Head was spinning, a sense of euphoria for a few minutes, and I soon had my hands all over Miss India, resulting in a hot afternoon session. Wouldn't do it again (popper that is) - not really my thing, and I have enough natural euphoria when I'm with a hot girl anyway. ;)
Later that night we went to a swingers club, where she was the main attraction. She's tall, slim, dresses very skimpily and very exotic looks. Had dinner in a posh restaurant in the club (didn't seem right somehow). After dinner, I left her in the porn theatrette and went to the loo, came back a few minutes later and she was gone. Eventually found her in the "Black Room" (very dark), with three guys all over her. Because she is dark-skinned I recognised her in the darkness only by her familiar moans and unusual slurpy noise she makes when giving a blowjob. I quietly spoke her name, she gave a moan of recognition (her mouth was full) and I started playing with her for a few minutes, before giving up and looking for a single girl in other rooms. No luck.
Later she came to me at the bar and laughed at how she gave the guys the best blowjobs they'd ever had. Just a tinge of jealousy but we had an understanding. Plus I think I was jealous that she was having a better time than I was! :) After a drink, we went the the "couples only" room, walked over to a couple who were into it. Miss India immediately lay next to the guy and he was into her staright away. Nothing else I could do except play with the guy's wife while he was shagging my girl next to me. His wife wasn't a stunner but not bad - nice body, late 20s, obviously no kids - nice tits and very tight puss. She couldn't speak English, but smiles and moans are universal. I couldn't come for ages. Eventually she came, so I went a bit wild and finished soon after. Miss India, who had been standing watching and waiting with Mr Husband, started laughing and clapping at the noisy finish, saying "Okay let's go to the Buddha Bar".
(A lot more happened in the swingers club - she was very hungry for sex, and had much more sex than I did - will write a report in the Paris section tomorrow. Quai 17 Club if you want to google it. Highly recommended but maybe not the best place for single guys).
We got a cab, but it was after 330 am and Buddha Bar was closed. Cut a long story short we ended up at another bar (crowd was way too young and trendy for me). By 430am she selected one of the many guys trying to pick her up - a young rich hunk. He drove us to our hotel in his Merc, paid for another room (I had to get up early for my flight, desperately needed sleep and the rooms are small!). Away they went for a good time.
6am Miss India was knocking on my door. She came in and said the guy couldn't perform and he went home. So much for rich young hunks in Mercs. Unbelievably, it was 6am, and she changed her clothes and headed off for the club up the street where I'd met Popper Woman the night before. I reminded Miss India I had to leave for the airport in a few hours, so we bid our farewells with a kiss and hug, and a "let's meet again sometime", and that's the last I saw of her. Tried calling her from the airport to wake her up in time for her checkout, but no answer. Will try again tomorrow.
I thought I was wild when on a sex vacation. She takes the cake.
Wow..Piper, sounds like quite an adventure. Any pics of her??
Wow..Piper, sounds like quite an adventure. Any pics of her??It was an adventure - I'm still reeling. She's a strong wild woman and knows what she wants. Good fun. I have pics she sent me before we met. Wouldn't let me take pics. She's well-known in her professional circle, including appearances in the media, so she has to be careful. As I said earlier - she has a respectable job, but obviously wants to let it all out occasionally. She also has some psychological issues, but I was able to handle that. Wants me to join her in BKK in October. That gives me a few months to rest up first. ;)
Giotto: I can.
Posterlion: Can or cannot: that is the question.
Piper1: Can-Can, this is Paris!
Duniawala: I always can!
1Ball: Can or cannot, who cares about this boring crap?
Terry Terrier: Cannot! Call the police!!!
Traveler1234: Can we please talk about George W. Bush?
Old Thai Hand: Theoretically can, but practically?
Crypton: Can, but logically, please!
JuiceSpike: Pimps can, but whether that is positive publicity…not sure!
Pool Guy: Why? Can somebody please explain this to me?
Vandalnn: No, can’t be explained, let it be!
Chalky26: Attila could, Genghis Khan could not.
Freeler: German “Kuddelmuddel”!
Fox Two: Can I also say something?
Travellar22: No talk, can we see some pictures, please?
Domino: Can we move this to my thread? I also want to say something!
GiottoGiotto - LOL! ;)
Pray that we can get back to fun posts like this, which is why I and many others love reading and posting on Giotto's thread as opposed to other threads. Fuck the flames - life's too short. (BTW - am I allowed to say "fuck" on this forum? ;))
Really, I cannot keep up with all the flames. Prefer jacuzzi jokes. :)
Traveler1234
07-17-06, 01:48
It was an adventure - I'm still reeling. She's a strong wild woman and knows what she wants. Wants me to join her in BKK in October. That gives me a few months to rest up first. ;)
Piper1
See if she can schedule for Oct pool party - wanna bet 1Ball, Crypton, Sir Duni and others all schedule their visit around this party?
Get some rest :)
Tamurlane26
07-17-06, 01:50
In the interests of elevating us from the mundane and ordinaire the "F" word should be put into its proper context.
Its akin to saying women sweat when in fact they perspire. In this case ordinary members "fuck" and senior members "fornicate". This subtle distinction can only be appreciated by those who have achieved Bestard status and are able to go beyond two syllables.
For those of us only able to speak in obscure dialects such as Singlish and Minglish and Tinglish (a personal favourite) we shall be reduced to going to the "Office" more often until our english improves. In addition to which we shall be forced to pay homage to the "Island" one and do our penance in the dungeons of the world from whence we came.
In the meantime we can only sit in awe at the thought of the legendary Miss N and Miss India being united in Bangkok where am sure that "f"ing is not the only thing they might have in mind. We shall merely have to book hospital suites for the Wicked One and Mr P in order to aid their recovery.
Syabas and a Happy Week to all and a welcome return to normality and amusement on the thread.
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Later that night we went to a swingers club, where she was the main attraction.
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Eventually she came, so I went a bit wild and finished soon after. Miss India, who had been standing watching and waiting with Mr Husband, started laughing and clapping at the noisy finish, saying "Okay let's go to the Buddha Bar".
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Pipeman,
I must think about the Swingers Club concept. We still have some unused areas here in Livingstone's... :) .
Giotto
Wicked Roger
07-17-06, 06:48
I thought I was wild when on a sex vacation. She takes the cake.
Piper
Perhaps she should come and visit me - Miss N and her are made for each other and we can take lots of energy pills if we run of steam.. well you can, you know I have plenty of energy ;)
BTW, are you still taking the royal jelly and ginseng? Best you do given what you have experienced and what you will be expected to do when you get home ;)
WR
Only now it is spelt 'fuque'. Now doesn't that sound nicer and sophisticated?
Piper1, you sure got it made. It has been ages since I fuqued an Indian girl. When they are bad, they are velly, velly good.
Retired Army
07-17-06, 08:02
Piper1, you sure got it made. It has been ages since I fuqued an Indian girl. When they are bad, they are velly, velly good.
The Indian girl I fuxed in Mumbai was hairy. I wanted to lend her my razor to trim her bush. Not like the little Thai bushes that are like Velcro.
Brotherrabitt
07-17-06, 08:16
Dear Sir,
According to the Urban Dictionary the word "fuque" means "to screw up", ie "holy fuque shes fuqueing ugly". (www.urbandictionary.com).
Now obviously that is something which P1 surely did not do and neither was Miss India "fuqueing ugly" according to P1.
The first time this word was spoken was when Franz Ferdinand saw Elizabeths (or Sissy) pussy after she was thoroughly screwed by Count Andrassy and his regiment of Huzars and when he said "Fuque, it looks like an exploded beaver!".
Now it seems that Miss India's pipe got thoroughly cleaned as well, but if it looked like an "exploded beaver" the story does not say.
Furthermore, "fuque" implies a "french connection", and even though the french might consider themselves as Gods gift to womankind, there might be some people who would disagree with this.
It is scientifically proven that only the Dutch can claim this rightfully. And therefore "fuque" should not be used, but "VUKK".
Respectfully yours'.
V.
Only now it is spelt 'fuque'. Now doesn't that sound nicer and sophisticated?
Brotherrabitt
07-17-06, 09:28
The discussion in this thread is taking a very wrong turn.
From flaming we are now at a "can" fetish which needs to be canned immediately.
There are many negative connotations with this word,
just to name a few from Websters'.
Can: a buoy with a round top and a conical top - now this would not be a self description, now would it ?
Can: The fleshy part of the human body you can sit on - if this is the exploded beaver part, no sitting for Miss India for some time.
Can: a plumbing fixture for defecation and urination - no no no, Giotto's lodge looks much better than this.
Can: a room equipped with toilet facilities - or is this the new "swingers" room ?
You can observe a lot just by watching (Yogi Berra) - now this is definitely true of this thread last week.
I can live for a month on a day's compliments (Mark Twain) - what a pansy ass (or pansy can).
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence (Vermont Proverb)........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
V.
Beef Roulade with Gravy,
Red Cabbage and Parsley Potatoes
THB 420.00 ++
Mondays:
Spare Ribs
(All you can eat)
THB 300.00 ++
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
The first time this word was spoken was when Franz Ferdinand saw Elizabeths (or Sissy) pussy after she was thoroughly screwed by Count Andrassy and his regiment of Huzars and when he said "Fuque, it looks like an exploded beaver!".
Surely you mean Franz Josef.
"Sissy" should be spelt Sissi, and Huzars should be spelt Huszár by the way.
Sorry for looking pedantic.
JuiceSpike
07-17-06, 13:20
Swing! Great idea. There is a market for semi-pros and none pro with farang "boyfriends" that might swing until it breaks. Yes, you have a lot of unused space. Love sex would be thrilled with such a concept.
juices
Old Thai Hand
07-17-06, 13:32
Surely you mean Franz Josef.
"Sissy" should be spelt Sissi, and Huzars should be spelt Huszár by the way.
Sorry for looking pedantic.
correct. Franz Ferdinand (not the rock Band) was the nephew of Franz Josef, heir to the throne and assassinated by Serbian nationalist, Princeps in 1914 sparking WW1... and I don't actually think Sissi ever fuqued Count Andrassy or the Huszar. Catherine the Great, on the other hand fuqued a regt. of hussars and there's an apocryphal story of her fuquing a horse. Why do you think they called her ' the Great'?
Piper
... BTW, are you still taking the royal jelly and ginseng? Best you do given what you have experienced and what you will be expected to do when you get home ;)
WRWR - I ran out of royal jelly weeks ago - should have bought some before my trip! The lack of sleep and very long work hours in the weeks leading up to the trip was the main problem. Still, three girls/four sessions in a few days kept me happy enough. Good to be home - finally time for some rest (and yes, I happily performed my conjugal expectations upon return. ;)
Giotto - as JS says - why not consider occasional or regular swingers parties - it could be done discretely given the set up of the Lodge. Don't know the legal issues though.
Brotherrabitt
07-17-06, 19:36
Seydlitz & OTH
Of course I stand corrected. And even if it is a little pedantic, no worry, there is enough room for all the children under Giotto's umbrella.
V.
Ps, just as a matter of interest, Seydlitz, is he the guy on the horse and the boat that sunk in 1919 ? You see, the handles people use interest me. Seydlitz however is more of a mystery. A quick google tells me it is an old cavalery man who, as he had horses to keep him company and warm and help him in his time of need during those cold winter nights, but what else is his claim to fame ?
Surely you mean Franz Josef.
"Sissy" should be spelt Sissi, and Huzars should be spelt Huszár by the way.
Sorry for looking pedantic.
Piper
Perhaps she should come and visit me - Miss N and her are made for each other and we can take lots of energy pills if we run of steam.. well you can, you know I have plenty of energy ;)Wicked Roger,
now we heard so much from Miss N - now we really want to see a picture. Please!
Giotto
Duni - "There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very very good, and when she was bad she was better"
Old stuff in a movie - Girl to Mae West "Goodness, what a large diamond!"
Mae to girl - "Dearie - GOODNESS ha nothing to do with it!"
"Good girls go to heaven - bad girls go everywhere else"
BUT - Seen on T-shirt "Good boy goes to Pattaya"
-or was that "BAD BOY" - ? Oh well, the effect is muan muan
ROFLMAO!!
G - Piper posted some pix of N some time ago in Dubai photo section IIRC
Traveler1234
07-17-06, 20:32
I know wrong thread but on orders of Chairman G. Thanks to WR for the pix:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=485201&postcount=1028
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483135&postcount=1027
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483134&postcount=1026
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483133&postcount=1025
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483131&postcount=1024
PS - my guess he's busy with her as this is being posted :)
G - Piper posted some pix of N some time ago in Dubai photo section IIRCUnfortunately I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Miss N in a carnal sort of way (yet! ;)), so have never posted pics of her anywhere (what is IIRC?). WR has posted literally hundreds in the UAE section over the past few months.
If I Remember Correctly IIRC (so who was the orgy with that I remember seeing the pix?)
Wicked Roger
07-18-06, 05:42
I know wrong thread but on orders of Chairman G. Thanks to WR for the pix:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=485201&postcount=1028
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483135&postcount=1027
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483134&postcount=1026
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483133&postcount=1025
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483131&postcount=1024
PS - my guess he's busy with her as this is being posted :)
Absolutely right T1234!! Am away for 10 days and so she needs to remember me ;)
WR
Wicked Roger
07-18-06, 05:47
If I Remember Correctly IIRC (so who was the orgy with that I remember seeing the pix?)
Dinghy
That was a Miss K - well known to few ISG mongers from the UAE (a CIS) - and her friend (also CIS). Had Miss N been in the UAE at the time(unfortunately she was in the Philippines) she would have certainly joined in :)
But to compensate, Piper and I will be meeting her in early August along with another Dubai regular as she wants a gangbang as a birthday present...well someone has to be nice to her and let her have her present and Piper and I are gentlemen after all (well I am ;))
WR
Wicked Roger
07-18-06, 05:56
Wicked Roger,
now we heard so much from Miss N - now we really want to see a picture. Please!
Giotto
Now that T1234 has posted a few links to the pictures I hope you like the photos - I do have more and will post in the UAE section when I am back in the country.
Also, I hope she will pass the test of being good enough and sexy enough to work or stay at Giottos? The only problem is that if she was there I may have to bar fine her the whole time despite the many other lovelies that are there ;) But I suppose I could take more than one as Miss N is bisexual (well someone has to be nice to her and help her with her tastes ;))
WR
Also, I hope she will pass the test of being good enough and sexy enough to work or stay at Giottos?
Wicked Roger,
Of course good and sexy enough. Send her here to fill out the application forms.
Giotto
glad you asked! you obviously did your homework!
indeed friedrich wilhelm freiherr von seydlitz-kurzbach was the leading cavalry officer of frederic ii of prussia during the seven year war. he is the most prominent member of a very old prussian noble family that gave to prussia and germany many excellent military leaders, including walther von seydlitz-kurzbach. this one held the rank of general der artillerie during the battle of stalingrad where he was captured by soviet forces. as a pow he became the leader of the anti-nazi organization union of german officers (german: "bund deutscher offiziere") and a prominent member of the national committee of free germany (german: "nationalkommitee freies deutschland"). he was detested by many of his fellow generals for his anti-nazi activities and received a death sentence in absentia.
i happen to be an enthusiastic ship model builder and student in naval history. i am very fond of ww1 big naval ships and in particular of sms seydlitz, a a 25,000-ton battlecruiser that was commissioned in may 1913 into the imperal german high seas fleet (hochseeflotte). she served in the north sea and baltic areas prior to the outbreak of world war i in early august 1914. during that conflict she took part in two important battles with the british navy, receiving serious damage in each. on 24 january 1915 seydlitz was flagship of the german battle cruiser force in the battle of the dogger bank, losing two gun turrets and nearly 160 crewmen in a major ammunition fire. in the battle of jutland, on 1 june 1916, she was struck by a destroyer's tor**** and some two-dozen large shells. four of her five twin 28cm gun turrets were hit, with two suffering massive fires. seydlitz's forward hull was largely filled with water, reducing her freeboard at the bow to almost nothing, and she made port with great difficulty. after repairs lasting through the summer, the ship returned to the fleet and remained active until the 11 november 1918 armistice ended the fighting. ten days later she steamed to scapa flow to be interned and was scuttled there by her crew on 21 june 1919. her wreck was raised in 1928 and scrapped in 1930.
sms seydlitz appears to me as a great example of dash, resilience and courage, very much like her namesake in the service of frederic the great, so i chose this handle a very long time ago, not just for use on wsg.
apologies to fellow mongers for this entirely off-topic digression, that is regrettably very unlikely to enlighten anybody as to how best to get laid in thailand, unless the bargirl you happen to be chatting up with is very keen on 18th century european warfare, or naval history. but we all know that the weirdest types can be found at nep go-gos.
Brotherrabitt
07-18-06, 10:21
Seydlitz,
Thanks for the info. At least it seems old Walther died in his bed. Now as you seem to be a history buff, can you tell me if these POW's had any female services made available to them in good old russia ? Or maybe a horse, one never knows.
V.
Silly question of course, they were probably happy if they had something to eat, let alone worry about pussy, whatever flavor it might have had. But still, history can be funny sometimes.
sadly, i think in terms of harsh treatment, soviet pow camp regime could put the japanese army to shame. there was even a death march of 85 kilometers for german and rumaniam pows captured in stalingrad, and that was in february.
so to your question, there was proably no female contact available to pows, at least as long as the war continued. thereafter, the regime relaxed a it over teh years. you should keep in mind that the last german pows were released in the mid-50s.
if you are interested in the sexual side of the soviet-german conflict, i would suggest you read some of heinz konsalik's novels. they are well documented, even if not entirely plausible, and the author made sure he spiced up some parts with scenes of romance, [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) and orgies. quite rauncht by mid-60s standards.
Catherine the Great, on the other hand fuqued a regt. of hussars and there's an apocryphal story of her fuquing a horse. Why do you think they called her ' the Great'?Old Thai Hand,
you make me think. Why???
And being in the middle of this extensive history lesson let me ask the specialists what's known about Rasputins sex life...Anybody?
Giotto
Wicked Roger
07-18-06, 13:37
Wicked Roger,
Of course good and sexy enough. Send her here to fill out the application forms.
Giotto
Giotto
I will ask her of course but she may miss me so much that she will only come with me ;) or when Miss India arrives with Piper! Now that would be an interesting meeting and am sure many of the regulars and bestard club seniors will want to watch or more likely join the fun - but really do you want to party where Piper is partying at the same time :) I have and look at me now....
WR
Giotto
I will ask her of course but she may miss me so much that she will only come with me ;) or when Miss India arrives with Piper! Now that would be an interesting meeting and am sure many of the regulars and bestard club seniors will want to watch or more likely join the fun - but really do you want to party where Piper is partying at the same time :) I have and look at me now....
WRC'mon WR - you know Miss N secretly has the hots for me ;), so that would be the end of her "coming" only with you. :)
But seriously, I cannot keep up with you, young chap. You're only supposed to take one royal jelly a day, not a whole bottle a day!
Speaking of coming, I just spoke to Miss India - she made it home safely (after picking up another guy at a nightclub at 7am !!!). We laughed at how we are now back home to our "real lives" where we have to be "normal". She said she had a great time. Damn - I know she did! In the two days/nights we were together, I had two sessions with her (plus one at the swingers club), while she had many men. I lost count.
Total cost was paying for her Eurostar ticket (200 pounds), entry to swingers club (25 Euro), some lingerie (40 Euro) plus dinner and drinks. More than I would have paid for a couple of sessions with a WG, but a different experience, and one to remember - maybe more to come. She wants to come to Dubai and to BKK. Seriously, she's too much work. Very headstrong but damned good fun.
Giotto
I will ask her of course but she may miss me so much that she will only come with me ;) ...Wicked Roger,
if you come here you will not really consider to bring owls to Athens, will you? Let's make a deal: Bring Miss N here for me, you date Island girl, and Piper1 gets his warm glass of milk...:), he anyway seams a bit overworked in the moment.
Giotto
... and Piper1 gets his warm glass of milk...:), he anyway seams a bit overworked in the moment. GiottoNot anymore! I'll have a lot more free time on my hands from now on. :) Looks like I'll have to take up "playing pool" again. Great alibi. I'd better get my pool stick ready, and work on getting my 8 ball into a few pockets. ;)
Piper1, you sure got it made. It has been ages since I fuqued an Indian girl. When they are bad, they are velly, velly good.Yep, she was a fine specimen. Strictly speaking, she's not Indian despite the nick I gave her here - she's of half-Indian heritage, British accent, and fuquing crazy! (I seem to attract that type ;)).
I'd better get my pool stick ready, and work on getting my 8 ball into a few pockets. ;)
You better get working fast. 1Ball already has his in his pocket. That's an 8 ball isn't it, 1Ball.:)
PosterLion
07-18-06, 20:21
my 8 ball
How much for an 8 ball? ;)
How much for an 8 ball? ;)Posterlion - you're the best offer I've had all night. Usually I charge US$200 an hour, but for you, $195. ;)
Posterlion - you're the best offer I've had all night. Usually I charge US$200 an hour, but for you, $195. ;)
MMMMMMMMMMHHHHH Posterlion, you bad boy!
Last time I checked, an 8ball was around 275$, but that was a long time ago. it was however Columbian flake, slightly pink, very nice... (again a loooooong time ago)
Stick to pussy juice. Tastier, healthier and more legal, but just as addicting! ;)
I guess this means you and I hung with the same crowds in the mid - late 80s.
Damn, it makes me want do take a dump, just thinking about it! my guy used to drive a red Alfa, and for years after, the sight of a red Alfa gave me the runs. Pavlovian, I guess
Looking to the themes in this thread I am sure that there was absolutely no girl popped in Livingstone's rooms …after the bastards left.
hmm.
anybody here who can prove that I might be wrong?
… Brain666,
I am a bit worried about that, too.
Two days ago I was sitting in the office, late night after the bars were already closed. Customer comes back, 2 am, asks for the key, two ladies with him, he looked a bit shy at me: “Is there any problem, they only want to use my computer to write some E-Mails…”.
OK, I thought, that is not a real bad argumentation, “No problem, no problem, we have WIREless…”.
30 min. later the next customer comes back, also with 2 ladies (really true!), asks for the key, looks at me a: “Do they have to officially check in, they will not stay long, just a few drinks in my room…”.
OK, I thought, that one is not really the best one I ever heard in my life, but consumption of the mini bar in the room is also not bad for business.
Yesterday then, 2 guys enter Livingstone’s Pub area, arrange two tables, ask a bunch of our girls to come over. One hour dining and drinking, all kind of farang and Thai food, 85 (!) lady drinks. Then one of the guys comes to the front desk, ask whether the Executive Suite was free, booked it for one night, bar fined 6 of our girls, and upstairs they went…(btw., it was not Piper1).
I am quite sure that they showed the girls their coin collection :) …
Yes, I am worried, Livingstone’s has obviously developed to be a sex-free zone now. Still waiting for the news about the first successful production of a “Livingstone’s Baby”!
Giotto
Well, all I ever did with the girls was let them try on my scuba diving stuff.
Brain666,
I am a bit worried about that, too.
Two days ago I was sitting in the office, late night after the bars were already closed. Customer comes back, 2 am, asks for the key, two ladies with him, he looked a bit shy at me: “Is there any problem, they only want to use my computer to write some E-Mails…”.
OK, I thought, that is not a real bad argumentation, “No problem, no problem, we have WIREless…”.
30 min. later the next customer comes back, also with 2 ladies (really true!), asks for the key, looks at me a: “Do they have to officially check in, they will not stay long, just a few drinks in my room…”.
OK, I thought, that one is not really the best one I ever heard in my life, but consumption of the mini bar in the room is also not bad for business.
Yesterday then, 2 guys enter Livingstone’s Pub area, arrange two tables, ask a bunch of our girls to come over. One hour dining and drinking, all kind of farang and Thai food, 85 (!) lady drinks. Then one of the guys comes to the front desk, ask whether the Executive Suite was free, booked it for one night, bar fined 6 of our girls, and upstairs they went…(btw., it was not Piper1).
I am quite sure that they showed the girls their coin collection :) …
Yes, I am worried, Livingstone’s has obviously developed to be a sex-free zone now. Still waiting for the news about the first successful production of a “Livingstone’s Baby”!
Giotto
Well, all I ever did with the girls was let them try on my scuba diving stuff.Mr. Mahku,
OK, this one tops the list of possible explanations, of course.
BTW: I thought everything was still OK, when you stayed here last time... But obviously the sex-free zone exists already longer than I know...
Hmmm, I have to talk to Mrs. Giotto about that :) .
Giotto
Brain666,
I am a bit worried about that, too.
Two days ago I was sitting in the office, late night after the bars were already closed. Customer comes back, 2 am, asks for the key, two ladies with him, he looked a bit shy at me: “Is there any problem, they only want to use my computer to write some E-Mails…”.
OK, I thought, that is not a real bad argumentation, “No problem, no problem, we have WIREless…”.
30 min. later the next customer comes back, also with 2 ladies (really true!), asks for the key, looks at me a: “Do they have to officially check in, they will not stay long, just a few drinks in my room…”.
OK, I thought, that one is not really the best one I ever heard in my life, but consumption of the mini bar in the room is also not bad for business.
Yesterday then, 2 guys enter Livingstone’s Pub area, arrange two tables, ask a bunch of our girls to come over. One hour dining and drinking, all kind of farang and Thai food, 85 (!) lady drinks. Then one of the guys comes to the front desk, ask whether the Executive Suite was free, booked it for one night, bar fined 6 of our girls, and upstairs they went…(btw., it was not Piper1).
I am quite sure that they showed the girls their coin collection :) …
Yes, I am worried, Livingstone’s has obviously developed to be a sex-free zone now. Still waiting for the news about the first successful production of a “Livingstone’s Baby”!
Giotto
Ok well I understand. But I was looking for reports out of so many drinking sessions, coin and stamps exhibitions etc.
Nothing reported about those actions. Do I find them probably in the 'International Stamps' forum?
Ok not all Livingstones guests are ISG members, but since Piper left, the stories about the girls activities in this Thread got a kind of rare compared to other important Themes.
Thats all I wanted to mention with my assumption.
regards and keep reporting.
brain666
PosterLion
07-19-06, 13:34
MMMMMMMMMMHHHHH Posterlion, you bad boy!
Oh the memories! Except for the fact said memories produce the runs. :) Women are better and healthier as well and it does sound as if we ran in the same circles. :)
I would not say bad or good concerning the issue. To me it's more like being an experimentational boy. Take my new girlfriend for instance. She's the first girlfriend I've ever had that carries her vibrator around in her purse. I thought it was just for emergencies until one night . . .
But that's another story (er um, I mean experiment). ;)
poster . . .
MMMMMMMMMMHHHHH Posterlion, you bad boy!
Last time I checked, an 8ball was around 275$ ...Piper1, 1Ball, PosterLion,
I just found out what an 8ball is...I am way to innocent for this job :) !
OK, my friends, just come back here to Livingstone's, I am waiting for you. WE NEED TO TALK, SERIOUSLY! The butcher knife is waiting ...
Giotto
Yes, I am worried, Livingstone’s has obviously developed to be a sex-free zone now.
Giotto
I sure hope you mean free sex zone (as in anything goes - not sex for free ;)) and not sex-free zone (as in no sex allowed)!
Cheers.
Piper1, 1Ball, PosterLion,
I just found out what an 8ball is...I am way to innocent for this job :) !
OK, my friends, just come back here to Livingstone's, I am waiting for you. WE NEED TO TALK, SERIOUSLY! The butcher knife is waiting ...
Giotto
Giotto, you include Piper1 in this? he knows about pussies, that's for sure, the filthy bestard, but he doesn't know shit about pure Columbian flake.
aaaaaaaaaaaah the gold ole days, of waking up on a monday morning, and going to sleep on a wednesday night. How I miss them...... NOT !
I sure hope you mean free sex zone (as in anything goes - not sex for free ;)) and not sex-free zone (as in no sex allowed)!Crypton,
Not sure any more - read the reports! Scuba diving stuff, coin collections, E-Mails, a few drinks in the room - that does not sound so exciting for me...we obviously do something wrong.
Giotto
...
Take my new girlfriend for instance. She's the first girlfriend I've ever had that carries her vibrator around in her purse. I thought it was just for emergencies until one night . . .
...And then read this ... even worse! Girls prepared already for self-service! They don't even need the stamp collection.
This is a crazy world.
Giotto
Giotto, you include Piper1 in this? he knows about pussies, that's for sure, the filthy bestard, but he doesn't know shit about pure Columbian flake.
aaaaaaaaaaaah the gold ole days, of waking up on a monday morning, and going to sleep on a wednesday night. How I miss them...... NOT !True true - I didn't know what an 8 Ball was, but can now guess. I am just an innocent mongerer! :)
I am just an innocent mongerer! :)Piper1,
What is that, an "innocent mongerer" ? :)
Giotto
THIS Giotto, is an "innocent mongerer".
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=44480
I was still awake. I think I may have the crappiest working hours in Thailand because I work on New York time: 9:30am - 4:00pm (which is 8:30pm - 3:00am in BKK).
Wait! The bargirls work the same shift as I do! Hmmm . . .
Ok . . .
At least my job can be a bit more lucrative. And then again, sometimes it's not! lol :)
poster . . .PosterLion,
You had a hard night yesterday? Being short when the market moves up 2 % - that can hurt... .
BTW, what I just thought about: How to shorten the market or a single position in the bar girl business?
Giotto
THIS Giotto, is an "innocent mongerer".
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=44480Mr. Vice President,
Thank you, now I understand. But, sorry to ask - what is then a "non-innocent mongerer" :) ?
Giotto
PosterLion
07-20-06, 08:39
PosterLion,
You had a hard night yesterday? Being short when the market moves up 2 % - that can hurt... .
BTW, what I just thought about: How to shorten the market or a single position in the bar girl business?
Giotto
Yesterday and the day before,
I sold my puts just a few points above Tuesday's low and bought 300 August calls on the QQQQ's. Yesterday I sold them just a few points below the days high.
The charting service I use gave me a one week free trial of their intraday chart service which provides about 6 to 7 elliot wave forecasts on the daily action of the Nasdaq 100, the DJIA, and the S&P 500. They called the turns perfectly during the last two trading days.
The service costs about $200 a month and I'm thinking about adding it to my current subscription because it looks as if it will pay for itself. I made $5,000 trading out of the calls and about the same or more on the puts I unloaded just before going long. It's been a lucky week. :)
poster . . .
...
It's been a lucky week. :)
poster . . .PosterLion,
That sounds good. I was worried already after the FED speach yesterday.
Come over here and let's celebrate with a cup of beer.
Giotto
SidTheSexist
07-20-06, 09:28
A cup of beer???? WTF? :D
A cup of beer???? WTF? :D
Sid, he's a Kraut. What do you expect? ;)
PosterLion
07-20-06, 11:49
BTW, what I just thought about: How to shorten the market or a single position in the bar girl business?Giotto
Sir G,
I've been ponderin' and scratchin' over this one since my first reply to it and I still can't figure out what it means. Are you attempting to reduce or shorten the number of girls on staff with a donation to the "Find Poster A Perfect Girl Foundation?"
If that's the case, I'd be glad to take the lady that writes Thai poetry for me off your hands. I could use her smile to light my room and just about everything else! ;)
Khorb Khun Ma Na Khrup!
Sid, he's a Kraut. What do you expect? ;)Mr. Vice President,
Yes, in the worst case we even drink beer out of cups. But no Kraut would ever drink something American like Root Beer.
In the mentioned case the beer was for PosterLion, and the cup (of coffee) was for me! As you know I never ever drink alcohol!
Giotto
Brotherrabitt
07-20-06, 13:12
Could it be that you sell bar fine vouchers to your customers for say 1000 and hoping you can at the time they want to use them, pay for the actual barfine say 900 ?
Or is this going long, or is it not the point at all. I know nothing about shares, besides the fact that I own some in my own business.
V.
THIS Giotto, is an "innocent mongerer".
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=44480I blush when I see that pic (I told you I was innocent!) It's all T1234's fault. I came out of the bathroom, he'd wrapped a couple of the girls in towels and I only had that one left. He grabbed the camera and voila! I think I need a cup of beer - a velly big stein.
Vanda - we don't talk about "going SHORT" here ROFLMAO
Mr. Vice President,... But no Kraut would ever drink something American like Rooot beer.
As you know I never ever drink alcohol!
Giotto
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Chairman, please put on your dunce cap, and write 100 times on the black board: " I shall not tell a lie".
Oh, and BTW, nobody should drink Budweiser either, but for the life of me, millions drink that donkey [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)!
Mr Chairman, please put on your dunce cap, and write 100 times on the black board: " I shall not tell a lie".
Oh, and BTW, nobody should drink Budweiser either, but for the life of me, millions drink that donkey [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)!Mr. Vice President,
I agree to put on the dunce cap, and I will write on the black board.
But it is absolutely unacceptable to publish a picture from Traveler1234's special friend here and name it after a famous Italian painter.
Furthermore you were up to now the only guest in Livingstone's who asked whether we had Budweiser... :) !!!
G.W.B.
Traveler1234
07-20-06, 17:23
But it is absolutely unacceptable to publish a picture from Traveler1234's special friend here and name it after a famous Italian painter.
G.W.B.
You asked for it...although I'm sure the flamethrowers will now start! The most popular email on NY Times the past 24 hours from one of my favorite columnists:
http://select.nytimes.com/2006/07/19/opinion/19dowd.html
I blush when I see that pic (I told you I was innocent!) It's all T1234's fault. I came out of the bathroom, he'd wrapped a couple of the girls in towels and I only had that one left. He grabbed the camera and voila! I think I need a cup of beer - a velly big stein.Piper1,
Yes, you told us the story already, but what I never understood was what you did with another man in the room - I did not see any girl wrapped in towels...
Btw., that happened before Livingstone's was a pronounced to be a sex free zone, right? I can imagine what was going on in that room:
Traveler1234: Pipy, my dear, come on, get out of the bathroom now...
Piper1: I am shy...
Traveler1234: No need to be shy, it is not your first time.
Piper1: But it is my first time with you, Darling!
Traveler1234: Then take a towel...
Piper1: You took all towels already!
Traveler1234: I left one in there, I used it after shaving.
...[steps, search noise]
Piper1 appears with that towel [holder].
...[the moment of surprise]
Traveler1234: Pipy, my dear, you are strong already, you are such a .. ohh.. horny man! What a man! A man! Ohhh!
Piper1: Yes, Darling, you make me crazy, all the time.
...[Traveler1234 is lost for words for a moment]
Traveler1234: You are breathtaking, wait, I want to take a picture...ohh...yes...show it to me...yes!
Was it like that?
Giotto
Bestardus Maximus! You promised there was no hidden camera!!
Piper1,
Yes, you told us the story already, but what I never understood was what you did with another man in the room - I did not see any girl wrapped in towels...
Btw., that happened before Livingstone's was a pronounced to be a sex free zone, right? I can imagine what was going on in that room:
Traveler1234: Pipy, my dear, come on, get out of the bathroom now...
Piper1: I am shy...
Traveler1234: No need to be shy, it is not your first time.
Piper1: But it is my first time with you, Darling!
Traveler1234: Then take a towel...
Piper1: You took all towels already!
Traveler1234: I left one in there, I used it after shaving.
...[steps, search noise]
Piper1 appears with that towel [holder].
...[the moment of surprise]
Traveler1234: Pipy, my dear, you are strong already, you are such a .. ohh.. horny man! What a man! A man! Ohhh!
Piper1: Yes, Darling, you make me crazy, all the time.
...[Traveler1234 is lost for words for a moment]
Traveler1234: You are breathtaking, wait, I want to take a picture...ohh...yes...show it to me...yes!
Was it like that?
Giotto
Bestardus Maximus! You promised there was no hidden camera!!Pipy (lol),
There were no hidden cameras.
One camera is integrated in one of the coconut lamps over the dressing table, clearly visible, the other one is the one I told you about - fire alarm control and surveillance system, you remember? We do everything for the safety of our guest.
There is another one in the bathroom corner focusing the double Jacuzzi - this is the one with the direct connection to the Thonglor police department, because they believe that possible critical situations in room 114 will always evolve from there - so they decided that they want a special surveillance in this part of the suite. That camera is movable...
You can google the events of that day: "Travy steals Pipy's towel". We had to cut that a bit - they wanted 90 min maximum.
Giotto
Traveler1234
07-20-06, 20:16
Piper1,
Yes, you told us the story already, but what I never understood was what you did with another man in the room - I did not see any girl wrapped in towels...
Traveler1234: Pipy, my dear, you are strong already, you are such a .. ohh.. horny man! What a man! A man! Ohhh!
Piper1: Yes, Darling, you make me crazy, all the time.
...[Traveler1234 is lost for words for a moment]
Traveler1234: You are breathtaking, wait, I want to take a picture...ohh...yes...show it to me...yes!
Giotto
Piper and my version of Brokeback Mountain...put a plaque on the front of the room door.
Oh shit, hope jackson doesn't jettison us from the site!
Piper and my version of Brokeback Mountain...put a plaque on the front of the room door.
Oh shit, hope jackson doesn't jettison us from the site!Travy (lol),
Jackson will have mercy with us, I am the last remaining serial antagonist, and you twohohooo are only sinners... :) .
Giotto
Be careful Dr Giotto - I have too much time on my hands at the moment, so I decided to work on a project that should bring me to BKK in less than two weeks from now (first week of August). If I manage to get there, I'm gonna mess your dungeon up so bad, and convert your cameras into gyno stirrups. :D
PS - can you immediately put Island Girl on a crash diet please?
Mr. Vice President,
.... you were up to now the only guest in Livingstone's who asked whether we had Budweiser... :) !!!
G.W.B.
Thanks a lot G.
Up until now, I have had a mere soupcon of credibility on this dump of a thread, but now that you have revealed that Budweiser is my favorite drink, I am doomed to being a laughing stock..
Jackson, please cancel my membership effective immediately!
I will now climb the highest mountain to live out my days in shame.
Goodbye cruel world.
...I decided to work on a project that should bring me to BKK in less than two weeks from now (first week of August). ...
PS - can you immediately put Island Girl on a crash diet please?Pipy,
Very welcome, the dungeon will be ready for you.
There is no chance for a successful diet within 2 weeks, she might loose 10 kg, but will still carry at least 50 kg too much - I think she spents her nights crying (and eating) in front of a fridge.
But don't worry, Travy will be here, for sure, to hold your towel ... :)
Giotto
Could it be that you sell bar fine vouchers to your customers for say 1000 and hoping you can at the time they want to use them, pay for the actual barfine say 900 ?
Or is this going long, or is it not the point at all. I know nothing about shares, besides the fact that I own some in my own business.
V.Vandalnn,
on the spot. That's the way of making money in the bar girl market, when the prices are going to fall. Speculation on the impact of the low season...
We should issue a kind of "index certificate", and start trading it on the Stock Exchange of Thailand.
Giotto
Retired Army
07-21-06, 07:56
Thanks a lot G.
...but now that you have revealed that Budweiser is my favorite drink, I am doomed to being a laughing stock..
I will now climb the highest mountain to live out my days in shame.
Goodbye cruel world.
What's wrong with Budweiser? It beats the hell out of that Dutch crap, named after a butt. Heinisomething.
Brotherrabitt
07-21-06, 08:05
Just read that there was a guy yesterday in Latvia who cut off his dick, making some Euro 1.400 as a result of winning a bet that he would not dare do it.
The guy came from the Middle East or that part of the world, and said that he would have done it for free as well out of shame as he recently had some pictures taken in a very compromising situation, being in a hotelroom, wearing almost nothing, with only another man present.
Also he said he needed to get some money as he was planning a trip to Thailand to engage in the sins of the flesh. Couldn't quite figure that one out.
Guys name was pippie or pipy or something like that.
Anybody we know ? Sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it.
V.
Brotherrabitt
07-21-06, 08:15
What's wrong with Budweiser? It beats the hell out of that Dutch crap, named after a butt. Heinisomething.
You sure it's called heinisomething ? Looks like it's stuck somewhere else.
Or were these taken in G.'s dungeon ?
V.
Or were these taken in G.'s dungeon ?
Vandalnn,
Possible. Looks like Island Girl for me. And Pipy drinks Heini, as I know...:) .
Giotto
Just read that there was a guy yesterday in Latvia who cut off his dick, making some Euro 1.400 as a result of winning a bet that he would not dare do it.
The guy came from the Middle East or that part of the world, and said that he would have done it for free as well out of shame as he recently had some pictures taken in a very compromising situation, being in a hotelroom, wearing almost nothing, with only another man present.
Also he said he needed to get some money as he was planning a trip to Thailand to engage in the sins of the flesh. Couldn't quite figure that one out.
Guys name was pippie or pipy or something like that.
Anybody we know ? Sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it.
V.
It is obvious that that no member of this Forum would ever consider this.
In addition it is clearly against the forum rules (unwritten, as such a unwritten rule is clear even without reading between the lines) and Jackson would bann him immediately, because if everybody would do this the number of forum members would decrease rapidly.
regards
Brain666
Imagine forum members would consider this, the forum
Just read that there was a guy yesterday in Latvia who cut off his dick, making some Euro 1.400 as a result of winning a bet that he would not dare do it.
... Guys name was pippie or pipy or something like that.
Anybody we know ? Sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it.
V.You know, this is getting so biizarre I cannot think of a witty (or even a half-witty) reply. ;) Latvian Liverwurst (which goes well with Heineken) come to mind, but ...
Brotherrabitt
07-21-06, 16:42
Piper1
I hope no offense ?
V.
Piper1
I hope no offense ?
V.Of course not. Note the wink in my post. I'm not easily offended (except by towel pics). ;) ;)
PosterLion
07-21-06, 17:33
Today is option expiration day in the U.S. markets. At the beginning of the day I took a long position based on the premise that the Nasdaq 100 was at the start of a C leg in an A-B-C upward correction. This premise withered on the vine as the QQQQ's quickly made a lower low so I closed my position with a $2,000 loss.
Now I am just sitting here like a vulture waiting for something to die. The market appears to be at a loss, fluctuating up and down in a $.34 range in the QQQQ's. Up down up down . . . no commitment from either buyers or sellers. It looks like it will be a long night as I wait for the market to commit itself before I take another position.
So Mr G, it looks like it'll be tomorrow before we have a talk and that's probably the best thing being that the market will be closed and it'll be my day off! :)
Retired Army
07-21-06, 18:28
You sure it's called heinisomething ? Looks like it's stuck somewhere else.
Or were these taken in G.'s dungeon ?
V.
Now I know why Heni's taste like [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)....
Now I know why Heni's taste like [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)....LOL - funny!
...Now I am just sitting here like a vulture waiting for something to die.
...
So Mr G, it looks like it'll be tomorrow before we have a talk and that's probably the best thing being that the market will be closed and it'll be my day off! :)PosterLion,
Correct, take a break. You cannot make money in the markets every day. To loose sometimes is part of the business.
Come over here - you get a glass of coffee, and I drink the cup of beer :) !
Giotto
PS: BTW, nobody ever told you not to do day trades on a witch day, because the movements on this days are completely inpredictable?
You know, this is getting so biizarre I cannot think of a witty (or even a half-witty) reply. ;) Latvian Liverwurst (which goes well with Heineken) come to mind, but ...Pipy,
Latvian Liverwurst - in Germany we cut Liverwurst into slices, but we don't give it to the ducks. We eat it :) !
You remember Travy: "Let me eat your Liverwurst!".
Giotto
Brotherrabitt
07-21-06, 21:41
In any case, it got stitched back on, pipy is going through some intensive physical therapy now.
The doctors were however unable to confirm if the functions of the "member" would be sufficiently restored for pipy to compete in the next olympics towel lifting competition.
His personal coach travy however stated during an exclusive interview with Larry King, that he would do everything in his power to stimulate pipy to the maximum. Private sessions with specialised nurses could also be included. However he said that the most likely results would be achieved with private 1-on-1 sessions. "Anal stimulation is the best way to overcome erectyl disfunctions" the coach said.
"Pictures of the training sessions will be released at a later date", coach travy said, "we can not let pipy's fans down, and we are sure they want to know everything that we did to get pipy back to the level he was before this unfortunate incident"
Brotherrabitt
07-21-06, 21:50
Now I know why Heni's taste like [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)....
Shit man, you must be Irish, since when do they fill a bottle from the bottom ?
This is what you call a "daft prick" training tool par excellence for blind gay alcoholics who need to practise their oral skills.
Tomorrow are local elections here in Bangkok. Many bars will be closed tonight in Bangkok.
In Livingstone's business as usual:
Our Steak House, Thai Restaurant and Sports Lounge Restaurant are open, for all those who are desparately looking for some entertainment and good food. Our waitresses will take good care of you.
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05-23-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467301
05-24-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467359
05-31-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469732
06-01-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470390
06-04-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471420
06-04-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471298
06-07-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472545
06-17-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475769
06-18-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475917
06-23-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477763
06-25-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=478659
06-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479478
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479932
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479942
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479973
07-06-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=481951
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483600
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483674
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484452
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484485
5. Guests Reports and Stories
1.) 1Ball: "More Aspirin please", 05-07-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461492
2.) Chalky26: The "Mighty Duck", 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465300
....Chalky26: “The Slaughter of the Innocents” or “Tintin in Soi 33”, 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465301
3.) Piper1: “Wednesday night at Giotto’s”, 05-25-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467685
…. Piper1: “Welcome to the Jungle”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468411
…. Piper1: “Jungle Girl”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=468415
…. Piper1: “Pool, Office, Five Star, Foursome”, 05-28-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468895
…. Piper1: “Final Night at Livingstones (until next time!)”, 05-29-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469280
4.) Traveler1234: “Long Beach”, 05-30-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469571
....Traveler1234: “Long Beach, second Visit”, 06-01-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470174
5.) Pool Guy: "Pool Guy in da house", 06-02-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470682
.... Pool Guy: "A day late and a dollar (ok, a baht) short", 06-03-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471219
.... Pool Guy: "A Day in the Life of the Ugly American: Pool Guy learns culture", 06-04-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471702
.... Pool Guy: "Second time around better, but still more to learn…", 06-08-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472915
6.) Crypton: "Livingstone's", 07-10-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484347
6. Giotto's Bangkok
1) Monet in Soi 33
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459476
2) Five Star 1 in Soi Cowboy
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468617
3) Sazanka Korean Massage
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472087
4) Biergarten Soi 7
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477397
7. Stories
1) Smilies/Smileys? Today/Tomorrow?
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453083
2) After Songkran and Elections
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456176
3) Newbies!!!
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456524
4) Mick Jagger
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458591
5) 3 men in a Boat
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460221
6) Job Descriptions for Hostesses (1): Working Hours
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460589
7) Livingstone's Gay Bar
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=463561
8) One day at Livingstone's
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464596
9) The Truth about the Titans
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469104
10) A Letter To A Groom
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470629
11) Thailand in Yellow
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475006
new>>12) Mobile Service Center (MSCs)
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=487880
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
after a few months of living in thailand i noticed that i had rapidly changed my behavior reg. participating in the nightly distribution fights for the most beautiful or talented ladies of the night. i was suddenly not going out any more, and if i went out i avoided the trade centers patpong, nana and soi cowboy and only visited some preferred places, again and again. still today i only go to this areas to show friends or customers around, there is nothing any more which could attract me to go there.
this changed attitude was accompanied by a completely different way of enjoying the benefits of living in thailand – i had developed my first set of mscs. there was no need any more to go out, it was simply a phone call to arrange a meeting and receive the desired service. and though the hunting experience and the first time with a woman is always somehow special i turned more to consuming known quality – my mscs.
“msc” is the technical description for those service providers i see regularly, again and again over a longer period of time. their mobile numbers are stored in my mobile. they are either special women, or they provide highly specialized services. they all happen to be good friends of mine now. they know exactly what i expect from them, and i know exactly what they expect from me. there is no need to talk about anything what has to happen during a session with them – we both know what we want to happen.
below an overview about some of my actual service centers:
train
train is my first and oldest service center. it was developed around 6 years ago, and with her i got the first experience in developing mscs. i found her in a go-go bar in soi nana, a beautiful skinny woman with an exceptional body, dark skin, small firm breast, that time 26 years old, and quite experienced in the business.
we went to a st hotel in soi 3, and everything started slowly, having a drink, watching tv for some time, before train then disappeared to take a shower, returning the usual way of being wrapped in a towel. but when i started to touch her i realized immediately that this woman had an extraordinary sex drive. when not even coming close to the primary sexual organs she started to moan and move around like a tiger in a cage. i first thought that she was a good actress – but it was no movie. she simply had it in her blood.
the sound level of moaning was rising, as i took attention of her (for me) more interesting parts. when performing daty the moaning was already very noisy, and when the real action started i thought a train was rushing through the room.
this description is still an understatement of what’s really happening during a session with her. i am sure that everybody in the neighboring rooms and on the floors of the hotel can partake in the event when she is around. doors and windows are virtually torn out of their frames, the walls are cracking, the moaning noise is ear-battering. i am quite sure that the hotel staff is sometimes considering to call the police, because they must believe, that somebody is raped of even murdered in that hotel room.
i first had to get used to that. that specific first time i first stopped to move trying to get the noise under control, but loud verbal protests and violent fist attacks followed and forced me back into the game. i then gave her a pillow to bite into, because i did not see any other way how to deal with it.
after this experience i needed some time to make the decision to see her again, but on the other hand i had noticed that this extreme behavior had made me extremely excited and horny – all that action was somehow out of control, animal behavior, pure instincts – somehow it is fantastic to completely loose control.
train has (except moaning) no special developed skills, she prefers a standard scheme of activities: kissing, touching, daty (but not too long), cow girl action and coming with straight missionary sex. she doesn’t like all other options. she says she can only come in missionary position. when she is close to coming and still riding on me she performs nearly an acrobatic act to get us rolling around into this preferred climax position. and then – the earthquake tsumani explosion starts…unbelievable.
to leave train unsatisfied because coming too fast – that is a special experience of the third kind. it happened to me once in this years, and i am still happy today that i survived it. she was completely out of control, tears, crying and shouting, beating me with fists on my chest – it was a drama.
mouth
mouth is my msc for oral services. i met her in gulliver’s about 3 years ago. her body is not that perfect (for me) as train’s, a few kgs too much, bigger breasts. today she is 29 years old.
when i met her first i was in the mood for a combined massage and action session. but though she had reasonable massage skills her oral skills were remarkable, and soon we concentrated on this part of her service options. she usually starts with a short massage of the lower spine and the butt, and after turning around she continues with the thighs pressing somehow all blood to the important areas.
what follows then is the perfect implementation of a bbbj – exactly the way i like it. movements slow, starting only on the top but moving down later to deep throat activities, rhythmically pressure with tongue and lips to the right points, and all that supported by hand activities and a massage of the penis root area and the balls. it is simply perfect.
she can perform that as long as i like it, whether it’s 5 minutes or one hour – she does not care. mouth feels exactly how close i am to coming, and she realizes my signals whether to go ahead to finish or slow it down to prolong the experience. and when it comes to the end she knows how fast to move, how strong to suck and what points to massage with her hands. and – she looks at me with widely opened eyes and enjoys that i enjoy. her eyes are giving the advices: “come on, boy, come now, don’t fight it any more, i know that i am good! i will suck the last drop out of you.”
perfect technique, all other girls performing this service to me are layman compared to her.
mouth is the only msc which never requested any form of action from me to make herself enjoy. it is complete one-way service. i think she is somehow frigid. the moaning when i come is faked – i know it, and i don’t care. we once tried to have more than oral sex – and it turned out to be a disaster. so we never tried again.
hand
i met hand in an oily massage place around 4 years ago. since then she changed places twice, and stopped working around 1 year ago. hand is 26 years old today, very skinny, one baby, some stretch marks, small soft breasts. but unbelievable strong hands.
hand is the msc for a combined oil massage and hand job session. she has a wat po training of thai massage, and she knows where the pressure points are. every session starts with a 15 min. thai massage from the legs upwards and turns then into an oil massage. for at least 30 min. my shoulders and my back receive treatment, and then all the attention is concentrated on the legs. i am completely relax then.
after turning around she then gets more and more sensual, massaging the feet, the lower legs, the thighs and then turning to the central parts of my body. she then sits in between my legs and moves a pillow below my butt. at least 15 min. of massage of the anus area, the penis root and the balls follow, always pressin the blood upwards, performed to perfection. usually i am then already so close to coming that it doesn’t need so much more attention and massage of the instrument. she then uses oil as lubrication and starts the final act. she feels exactly how close i am to coming, and she does it the other and unexpected way around: the more i can come the slower she massages, and sometimes she even stops. she brings me a few times close to the climax, but then reduces the activity to prolong the session, until she finally decides that it is time to go for it. and then – it is fantastic, a soft and steady up and down, good pressure, and an explosion. those orgasms are extremely long and intensive.
afterwards she is so horny from doing and watching all my enjoyment that she immediately requests oral sex. she always gets what she wants, and when she comes all her body is shaking.
sometimes the sessions are different, then she looks at me, and i know, that this day she needs more than usual, she also wants to enjoy – and then a full service session develops. those sessions are ok, too, but they are not as special for me as the others.
virgin
virgin is my latest developed msc, it does not exist longer than a year now. i met her in a bar here in soi 33 – i think i mentioned her in a report some time ago, chalky26 and 1ball will remember her :) .
virgin is one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen in thailand. she is now 20 years young, and each single part of her body is perfectly made for me. all sizes and relations are right, well proportioned, firm and tight – a woman built based on my fantasy of female perfection.
but – as always in life things are not completely perfect. virgin is somehow a virgin, mentally and technically, she has no experience at all how to deal with men, she is still a learner. even worse – she is a consumer – she expects a man to perform “something” on her which makes her enjoy. but of course – without her doing anything which could make a man enjoy in a special way. she is simply too young to understand what a really fulfilling sexual relationship is all about.
virgin was introduced into her love life (deflowered) as a mia noi (second wife) of a rich elderly thai business man. he bought a condo for her as well as a car. when he lost the interest she suddenly had to look for additional income sources. i met her 3 weeks after she started to work in a hostess bar.
before she met me she once went with a farang customer, and she got hurt by the size of his instrument. when i asked her to go out with me the first time she said that she doesn’t want to have sex with farang, because they were too big, and that sex with farang would hurt.
i needed some visits in the bar to convince here that it would make sense to try again, because even if farang were bigger it would not necessarily hurt, and compared to babies being delivered that way even a farang big dick is small. she should trust me on that. the first time we met in a hotel room i was extremely careful, took a long time, and first made her crazy with all thinkable techniques of foreplay. she got so crazy that finally requested me to give her what she needed in that moment.
she came within 2 minutes, the body was shaking, i felt muscle contractions, loud and uncontrolled moaning, clearly to realize that she had come. she did not talk afterward for at least 15 min., and had to digest what had happened to her. as she told me later it was the first time that she enjoyed sex so much, the first time she came. whether this is true or not – whatever. but she was for sure completely overwhelmed from that experience.
for me – the sessions with here are only exciting because of watching her. nothing more special to mention. only – i feel a perfect woman, no, a perfect girl in my arms, and enjoy the beauty of the female nature. it’s not more than that which makes me keeping this msc up and running.
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how does that work in the daily life now with the mscs?
let’s assume i am sitting in my office in the early afternoon, responding to e-mails, replying to the isg “giotto’s lodge” thread (:)), administration and management work, and after 6 hours i suddenly realize that it could be the right time to take a break. i short thought about what would be appropriate today, am i strong enough for a train ride, or a passive consumer of mouth’s service? do i need a hand massage? how long i did not see virgin?
once the decision is made i take my mobile and send a sms. in 90 % of all cases the targeted service provider is available, virgin of course only after office hours, and all necessary arrangements can be made with a few sms.
but even worse (or good :) ), i now get sms from my mscs, for different reasons. sometimes in the low season there are of course money issues involved, but many times they simply want to enjoy with me. they know that i always treat them with respect, make the feel warm, and nearly all of our sessions are simply great. so it happened during the years, that some of the mscs do not ask for money any more, but want to see me regularly at least once a month. behind all that is for sure also the general mentality of thai woman to never close a door and never give up on hoping for more, even if all of them know that i live together with my gf and that i will never leave her. from that point of view the developed relationships are completely honest.
train e.g. has a singaporean boyfriend now, an older man already, who is taking care of her. she has enough money now, she could even take care of me. but obviously something is missing in their relationship – at least once or twice a month i suddenly get an sms: “you have time today?” since two years she never asked for money any more.
virgin sends sms requesting service at least twice a week, usually more often. she is on my payroll – she has a job in an office now (not in livingstone’s of course), and gets another monthly money transfer from my to her bank account – thb 8,000.00 . that’s all. whether she sees me one time or twenty times – no more money than that is involved. and she would like to see me 20 times a month…
over the years some mscs disappear, or they shut down their services. they are either getting married or moving back to the rural areas. to keep a reasonable number of mscs active it always needs some sporadic tries of new options in the scene. this is the unavoidable “disadvantage” of this strategy. but i have learned to suffer and to live with that :) .
if i am asked today how mscs can be developed i cannot give any recommendation. mscs can only be found by chance, they must have special attractions or deliver specialized services. once you realize that this woman is somehow special you can teach the trainee-msc which of her special talents you like most, and if the chemistry between you and her fits she will learn how to adjust her talents to the special preferences of your body. once that is achieved the msc is up and running. but – you have to maintain it, visit it regularly that she doesn’t forget, and that the friendship and trust is sustained over a longer period of time.
all this special experiences, the eagerness to please, all attempts to reach higher and higher pleasure levels, coming closer and closer to perfection, all that is starting in the brains of the mscs, and it is based on trust, friendship and respect.
life isn’t that bad at all. i realize that again during writing this report.
giotto
PosterLion
07-22-06, 08:16
That's exactly how I do my mongering these days with one exception, I still make the odd visit to Nana or Patpong or Cowboy. This might be some kind of personality trait/flaw I inherited while frequenting Strip Clubs in America.
Although these venues are quite tame and may be considered highly boring by some folks, I still think there is nothing like watching hot girls dance on a stage and that is why I still visit gogo bars. I still barfine girls from these places as well if she seems to be exceptional, meaning she fits the necessary parameters to be included in my MSC.
The problem with girls that work in gogo's or beer bars is that they are required to show up every night and are normally not good candidates for my MSC. However, this can be an advantage because a gogo/bar beer girl is easily located and my MSC girls are not always available due to the fact that they are sometimes out of circulation (it happens), or they have already been summoned from someone else's MSC!
poster . . .
PosterLion
07-22-06, 08:28
I just got an SMS from CM2 (or is it CP2?) Disco informing me that they'd be closed tonight due to the elections.
So it looks like Giotto's info is correct as usual. Wait a minute! Is his information usually correct?
"Yeah, usually, ha ha ha."
"Really?"
"Yeah, sure is, ha ha ha."
"Hmmm . . ."
"Hmmm back to ya, ha ha ha."
"Shut up!"
"No, ha ha ha."
"Fuck you! I said shut-up."
"Make me, ha ha ha."
"You're my friend right?"
"Sometimes, ha ha ha."
"But you're only my imaginary friend so I'll just quit thinking about you!"
"NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . ."
Now that that's settled, hey Giotto! How did you get to stay open tonight and the big disco at the big Novatel had to shut? Are you getting in good with the mafioso or something?
BTW, discos are also a good place to find girls to add to your MSC.
poster . . .
Retired Army
07-22-06, 09:16
I think that anyone who has lived in BKK for a while has developed a similar "stable" of MSCs to satisfy their needs. Like other posters have said: going to Sukhumvit, Patpong or Soi Cowboy gets boring very quickly. Why watch a girl dance on stage when you can have one dance for you in your bedroom and know exactly what you want. It's always a "crap shoot" when you take a girl from a bar. With an MSC you know exactly what you are getting.
I just got an SMS from CM2 (or is it CP2?) Disco informing me that they'd be closed tonight due to the elections.
...
Are you getting in good with the mafioso or something?
BTW, discos are also a good place to find girls to add to your MSC.PosterLion,
I don't know, why CM 2 is closes - but most likely it makes no sense to open without selling alcohol...
Yes, our friends in brown are our friends. Good friends.
MSCs: Of course CM 2 is a good hunting ground for the MSC development - but still you need to be lucky to find somebody with special skills.
Giotto
G, now that was interesting!
Much better than the other stuff.
And yes, I do remember the "virgin". I think I called her "perfect". But your description makes me uneasy. Visualing that sheer perfection, with........you.
Ouch. ;)
I think that anyone who has lived in BKK for a while has developed a similar "stable" of MSCs to satisfy their needs. Like other posters have said: going to Sukhumvit, Patpong or Soi Cowboy gets boring very quickly. Why watch a girl dance on stage when you can have one dance for you in your bedroom and know exactly what you want. It's always a "crap shoot" when you take a girl from a bar. With an MSC you know exactly what you are getting.
Yes you retired frequent visitors. Thanks for all your advise and for sure the usual hunting places are boring over years of frequent visit.
However established guys. For me as an upcoming first time visitor, my MSC folder (already existing) is nothing else then empty.
I would have no problem to accept everyone who wants to fill it with qualified content.
regards
Brain666
PS: seems that I need to fill myself, but please established community, don't complain me if I visit the boring places.
G, now that was interesting!
Much better than the other stuff.
And yes, I do remember the "virgin". I think I called her "perfect". But your description makes me uneasy. Visualing that sheer perfection, with........you.
Ouch. ;)Yep, interesting read Dr Giotski, and I remember meeting Virgin also (unless I'm mistaken - Soi Cowboy?). Anyway, MSCs: for some reason I clicked with Island Girl, so she would be one MSC for me if I lived in BKK. Are you serious about her rapid weight gain? She was a little cuddly when she stayed with me, but a few more kilos would be too much! Please email me a current photo. ;)
As for Latvian liverwust, I never ate it slices, but mushed up on toast, like pate'. Ouch.
Yes you retired frequent visitors. Thanks for all your advise and for sure the usual hunting places are boring over years of frequent visit.
However established guys. For me as an upcoming first time visitor, my MSC folder (already existing) is nothing else then empty.
I would have no problem to accept everyone who wants to fill it with qualified content.
...
Brain666,
LOL, good one.
We are with you, and together we can fill your "folder", but you have to do the basic "development work" by your own.
Giotto
Yep, interesting read Dr Giotski, and I remember meeting Virgin also (unless I'm mistaken - Soi Cowboy?).
Pippie, she is on Soi 33, very close to Livingstone's. I will let Giottissimo reveal the name of the bar, if he chooses to......
Pippie, she is on Soi 33, very close to Livingstone's. I will let Giottissimo reveal the name of the bar, if he chooses to......Mr. Vice President,
BESTARD!
The name of the bar is "Picasso"!
Pipeman, Soi Cowboy, I have never ever been in Soi Cowboy!!! There are this naked girls dancing in Go-Go Bars! Pfui!
Giotto
Traveler1234
07-22-06, 18:15
Mr. Vice President,
BESTARD!
The name of the bar is "Picasso"!
Pipeman, Soi Cowboy, I have never ever been in Soi Cowboy!!! There are this naked girls dancing in Go-Go Bars! Pfui!
Giotto
Picasso? I swore you posted Monet - my favorite Soi 33 bar, except for Sportsman's
Picasso? I swore you posted Monet - my favorite Soi 33 bar, except for Sportsman'sTraveler1234,
Correct, Monet, and I called her Mia Noi.
There is no bar called "Picasso" in Soi 33 :) .
Giotto
Yep, interesting read Dr Giotski,...
Anyway, MSCs: for some reason I clicked with Island Girl, so she would be one MSC for me if I lived in BKK. Are you serious about her rapid weight gain?Pipeman,
Dr. Giotski? Now you lost me.
Anyway - Island Girl. Visited the Office yesterday - and I saw that girl with the smile of a crocodile immediately approaching me, when I sat down. Island Girl.
IG: "When he comes back?"
Me: "Soon!"
IG: "How soon?"
Me: "Very soon! But he likes more skinny girls..."
IG: "What you mean?"
Me: "You are a bit fat now."
KG: "Meeee???"
Me: "Yes. Pum Pui!!!"
And I pointed to her belly!
...[Silentio]
Me: "Loose some weight, otherwise he looks for somebody else!"
And I pointed to some of the more skinny ones (btw. there weren't any).
...[The crocodile smile disappeared.]
...[Serious face.]
...[She looked up and down on herself, turned around and left...]
Did I do something wrong???
Giotto
JuiceSpike
07-22-06, 23:34
I was trying to keep the ass out of here...
Hey Traveler,
Maybe it's none your business how Giotto runs his biz. Ever thought of this possibility?
juices
JuiceSpike
07-23-06, 00:20
Here you go again.... don't you get tired of whinning? What bad language is offending your little ego? Again?
Giotto might give the wrong answer? What? Who the fuck do you think you are? LOL. Man, you are so fucking dense... There I used bad language. Whine about it.
Go get a glass of lemon juice and chill.
juices
Terry Terrier
07-23-06, 00:28
I was trying to keep the ass out of here...
Hey Traveler,
Maybe it's none your business how Giotto runs his biz. Ever thought of this possibility?
juices
Sorry to cut into this personality clash, Juice, but Giotto has, er, kinda big-style made his biz everybody on this forum's business.....for better and also for worse, and whether he likes others' curiosity or not.
JuiceSpike
07-23-06, 00:37
Traveler,
I disqualify from what? If I'm below your "level" then why you keep responding to my posts? Because you love to whine. You reek with being dense.
Anyway, who the fuck do you think you are? Have an answer?
juices
JuiceSpike
07-23-06, 00:54
Traveler,
So, you respond because I entertain you but my posts are offensive and below your "intellectual level. Huh? I think you are confused. Every bit of direct contact with your whining is a flame. Poor you.
juices
JuiceSpike
07-23-06, 01:13
Traveler,
So, calling me a dog is not below you level? I think you are really confused now. Why not show your intellectual capacity and enlight us with something more interesting? I thought you said that name calling was below your level. See, you are arguing with yourself again...
What do you like best: Pattaya girls or Bangkok girls?
juice
juice, TT, please forgive me for butting into the marital thryst, but this is REALLY FUCKING BORING AND NOBODY WANTS TO READ THIS CHILDISH SHIT.
Now before you start bashing me, how about if you Juice, put TT on ignore, and you TT, put Juice on ignore.
That way, you don't have to read each other's crap, and neither does anyone else.
If there is anyone else out there who feels like I do, please let us know by writting a quick sentence to that effect. If there are several responses, maybe you guys will follow this advice, or at least take it to PM.
Thank you
Traveler1234
07-23-06, 02:09
juice, TT, please forgive me for butting into the marital thryst, but this is REALLY FUCKING BORING AND NOBODY WANTS TO READ THIS CHILDISH SHIT.
Thank you
JS, TT and all my dear friends:
I thought the question of owning property as well as working in Thailand started on the above thread. In fact, i even threw in my two cents on the subject.
How'd it get over to this 'pussy flavor of the month' thread :) ?
POV (here we go again :( )
PS -
Just got a new toy, the sony ericsson w810i phone that has decent 2 mp camera (and flash)....ok before you guys flame me, i know, it's not a cock ring or vibrator but what the heck....
Piper1 - beware but T1234 the amateur photographer has a new toy to capture those moments with island girl and jungle girl next visit (i think it also has video but haven't gone through the entire manual).
Actually my first target will be G's mia noi at Monet
JuiceSpike
07-23-06, 02:15
1ball,
Good idea. I will leave the whiner alone. Wait until Giotto wakes up and sees his thread. I'm not sure he will be too happy. :)
Traveler 1234,
I was the designated flavor of the month. :D
Terry,
Good point but as you see anything goes.
juices
Unhh……getting lost in here with JS and TT smoke. Was looking for the Duck. Somehow she got obscured by the smoke. Anybody know where the Duck is. Anybody…?
A quiet and peaceful morning in Livingstone's.
Pic_07001: Swimming Pool, 6 am
Pic_07002: Chairs and Tables, 6 am
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
Brotherrabitt
07-23-06, 07:35
Gents,
I hope you will allow me to quote a letter to the editor in this weeks' Economist written by an american as a reaction to last weeks' article about the "Pursuit of happiness", which is after all one of the reasons we participate in our hobby and like to write about it, we like to share to assist others in their pursuit of happiness (or is the real reason boasting about our "kills", I'll leave that up to you to decide).
According to this letter, the source of the term is from Samuel Johnson's fictional "The history of Rasselas, Prince of Abissinia", where the character Nekayah asks: "what .. is to be expected from our pursuit of happiness, when we find the state of life to be such that happiness itself is the cause of misery ? Why should we endevour to attain that of which the possession cannot be secured ?".
The wise man Imlac, gives the advise: "do not suffer life to stagnate: it will grow muddy for want of motion; commit yourself to the current of the world".
As an intruder on this thread, I would like to in all modesty second 1 Ball's suggestion to stop these "muddy" exchanges of personal attacks, it might look like "motion", but it does not add anything to my pursuit of happiness, although it sometimes seems it does to the participants in these exchanges.
V.
Brotherrabitt
07-23-06, 08:25
It seems that the point is that the flames are NOT as interesting as the subjects mentioned below. Sorry for being so shallow.
1ball,
already forgiven.
You are right, it is as interesting as a jacuzzi discussion or a link collection to 5.) Guests Reports and Stories, 6.) Giotto's Bangkok and 7.) Stories.
I apologize for being addicted to "amusement". :(
Let's talk about pussy flavours, vibrators, Budweiser and other interesting adult issues.
Giotto,
as you felt the need to make stupid comments in the ongoing discussion about how farangs can ow land in LOS, why not contribute some real info ?
…The Traveler,
I posted a report some days ago, called “The development of Flames”. Here a link to that report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484712
Though I had nearly no support for what I have written that time the actual development of the land ownership discussion is another example for the mechanisms I described in that post. Other members identified my Appendix as a personal attack towards you, though I took even my own provocations as examples. But – even if the majority of examples came from your reports it only shows the reality – the clearest ones for those mechanism can really be found in your posts.
I would ask you to read that report again, even if it was written by me, take out those issues which might be useful for you, and move on to develop a more peaceful posting style for the future. Please ask yourself the question, whether it is always you who is involved in the flames here in the Thailand thread, engaging with different counterparts (Giotto, Old Thai Hand, JuiceSpike…). That’s all I ask you for.
As for this thread I expect from now on that posters realize upcoming flames and control the content of their reports and their writing styles, in critical sutiations even refraining from posting further reports reg. to the specifically discussed issue. As we see in the various examples of the past all that flaming leads to nothing else but that readers of this thread are pissed off, and that is not what this thread is all about.
Different opinions are very welcome, but please follow Jacksons advice:
Hi, Poster X,
Fine. Then post your opinion once and move on.
Jackson
I apologize to you for all my provocations and [subtle] personal attacks of the past.
Reg. the property ownership discussion I will post a small report in the “Thai woman thread” soon.
Giotto
The Traveler,
this is my last reply to this issue.
We can read in nearly all flames finals that always the others are responsible. Missing self criticism is one aspect which we should be aware of.
Of course I am not objective, as nobody really is. But with the analysis I tried to figure out where the roots of flames are, and that report should contain some reasonable arguments and facts. I can understand if you and others find the appendix offending - just skip it.
And now - please move on. Reports like your report about the Schengen Visa Regulations 6 weeks ago are brilliant and helpful, and that's what we need in this forum. I still don't understand why nobody posted a link to that in the "Distinction" thread.
And - we want to have some fun, too, even it it is about Jacuzzis or Budweisers.
Giotto
I just got an SMS from one of my MSCs:
"I am horny!"
What shall I answer?
Giotto
Giotto,
send her a vibrator with a courier service :)The Traveler,
Damned good idea, but where do I get the Vibrator here in Thailand :) ?
Giotto
Retired Army
07-23-06, 11:00
The Traveler,
Damned good idea, but where do I get the Vibrator here in Thailand :) ?
Giotto
Then send her cucumber and a cell phone with a vibrating alert. Tell her you will call her every few minutes and let it ring.
PosterLion
07-23-06, 11:15
The Traveler,
Damned good idea, but where do I get the Vibrator here in Thailand :) ?
Giotto
That's simple. Order it from the internet and select FedEx as the courier. You should probably order more than one to reduce the courier cost per unit and stock up for future needs. :)
poster . . .
Giotto,
That was an obnoxious attempt on my part to be funny.
Apologies, won't do it again.
V.Vandalnn,
No reason to apologize. I could not find the word in my dictonary, that's why I asked.
Reg. the post no. 1000:
I thought may be I have a good idea what to write about in the 1000th post, so I reserved the space for that. But - as you will remember - I was the trying to play firefighter that day, obviously with limited success, and then I had no ambition any more to really write something there.
Anyway - who really cares about that, there will be post no 2000 one day... :) .
Giotto
Pipeman,
Just talked to Island Girl (before she checked in with a customer (200 kg) into the Executive Suite of our hotel). She wants to know when you come back, and she will try ... really try ... to lose some kg.
She promised that (now she is sitting outside in the restaurant and ordered some dishes - btw. that makes it a good day in the restaurant today) !
Hope you are well there in Paris :) !
Giotto
Reports from Fox Two, staying in the Lodge right now:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=488232
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=488546
He somehow shows talent to become a bestard - but he is so well educated, behaving like a gentleman, polite, shows respect...not like all of you BESTARDS out there...he even writes long reports! Read it!
Don't know in the moment what I shall do with him.
Mr. Vice President, please, I need your advice.
Giotto
weird, I read a bunch or posts an hour ago, went to the beach, come back wanting to post, and poooof, it is gone.
in any event, Personally I like reading about Jacuzzis and cucumbers. I mean, come on… “one man’s cucumber is another man’s pickle” is destined to go down in the annals (or is it anal?) of ISG history.
A hell of a lot more interesting that the rest of the shit being written these days, and much less confrontational. So I say bring on recipes, water temps for Jacuzzis, and other interesting stuff, and stop with the mud slinging.
or take it to "fight club".
………oh, why do I bother ?
JuiceSpike
07-27-06, 03:04
1Ball,
Pure magic some of the best whining posts were deleted by its author. Guess who was trying to save face... And also, the award he recived for his hard work was deleted. Oh, well. Pure magic.
“One man’s cucumber is another man’s pickle...” probably the best "dick" joke in here so far. I just laughed my ass when I read that one...
Poster,
Want to open a "good vibrations" shop on Suk? It should be open 24 hours/ 7 days a week. I will fed ex you the inventory...:D
juices
As everybody could recognize I did not post anything yesterday thinking about how this flaming and whining nonsense could be stopped in this thread.
I made the decision to initiate the deletion of a series of reports. To make the deletion process a bit easier complete blocks of reports were taken out, so some reports were deleted which were in between and did not necessarily belong to that specific discussions. My apologies for that. Some others, which were meant to be deleted, were accidentially left over.
Jackson furthermore decided to start a thread "Fight Club" in the Thailand forum which provides the space for future flames. Please use it accordingly.
Thanks,
Giotto
Shortest marriage in history.
Seriously, how is the poor girl? the loss of face must be awful for her.
G, give her a friendly slap on the ass for me, wud' ya?
PosterLion
07-27-06, 05:23
Poster,
Want to open a "good vibrations" shop on Suk? It should be open 24 hours/ 7 days a week. I will fed ex you the inventory...:D
juices
It sounds like a good idea. There's already a "cabbage and condoms" restaurant. We should set up somewhere nearby and post little quotes all over the shop proclaiming the virtues of our product line: vibrator sex is great sex, vibrator sex is safe sex, use our vibrators and fight HIV one great orgasm at a time, keep the planet green with Good Vibration Rechargables and keep cumming and cumming and cumming, vibrator sex is not adultery, etc, etc, etc!
It seems the list could go on and on. Hell yeah! And what about the clothing line eh?!!! I am thinking our apparel store will be the real money maker! I can just imagine how popular our Tees and Hats would be with the hip hop crowd! I mean the little happy vib logo could become as famous as the little crocodile or the little polo pony! Oh my God! Maybe I could even have a my own spot on the "Chic Channel." Fashion Bangkok 2007 here I CUM! :) :) :)
poster
P.S. Sometimes (actually it's many times), anyway . . . It's during these times that I am compelled to look up at the sky and ask, "Why? Why is it that You have given me so much more than the others? Don't You know that I will never deserve all this talent and genius?" I've never gotten an answer, but I will continue to ask the question. ;)
THE DUCK IS BACK.[/size]
Giotto
Hah, so finally a response to my question about the Duck. Dr. G, please make a reservation for the Duck on my next visit at the end of September. I like roasted and succulent ducks as my main meal.
It sounds like a good idea. There's already a "cabbage and condoms" restaurant. We should set up somewhere nearby and post little quotes all over the shop proclaiming the virtues of our product line: vibrator sex is great sex, vibrator sex is safe sex, use our vibrators and fight HIV one great orgasm at a time, keep the planet green with Good Vibration Rechargables and keep cumming and cumming and cumming, vibrator sex is not adultery, etc, etc, etc!
PosterLion,
WRONG. That is THE IDEA. We have so much unused space here in Livingstone's. Let us set up the first sex toy shop in Bangkok together!
You will be the Managing Vibrator :) !
Giotto
PS: JuiceSpike, are you willing to organize the procurement via Fedex? We will sent you an item list shortly!
PosterLion,
You will be the Managing Vibrator :) !
Giotto
Good one G. :D
Good one G. :DThank you, Mr. Vice President!
BTW:
I don't know whether you read the respond from Fox Two yesterday about the money transfer etc. etc . I was quite happy, that was the profound proof that he is really a bestard (though he is young, handsome and rich).
Giotto
PosterLion
07-27-06, 11:18
PosterLion,
WRONG. That is THE IDEA. We have so much unused space here in Livingstone's. Let us set up the first sex toy shop in Bangkok together!
You will be the Managing Vibrator :) !
Now let me get this straight. Managing Vibrator or Vibrating Manager?
Wow, a title! Sniff . . . I never expected that.
I may not be young and I may not be handsome or rich, but by God I've got a title! :D
I'm finally living up to my name: Michael - One who is like God. 555555 ;)
JuiceSpike
07-27-06, 13:23
Poster,
Check out the photo section for an example of a visual idea for a "good vibrations with friends" ad campaign... The idea is that vibrators are aslo meant to be shared with close or not so close friends... :D
juices
Shortest marriage in history.
Seriously, how is the poor girl? the loss of face must be awful for her.
G, give her a friendly slap on the ass for me, wud' ya?Mr. Vice President,
I wud!!! Ya! :) .
I don't know details in the moment, but she suddenly appeared in my office and said "Hello, I am working again!" . For some reasons I simply smiled and said "OK!" . Is that understandable :) ?
Will try to figure out what has happened...
Giotto
Now let me get this straight. Managing Vibrator or Vibrating Manager?
Wow, a title! Sniff . . . I never expected that.PosterLion,
Which title you want: Vibrating Vibrator or Managing Manager? You can choose.
Giotto
Denial is NOT a river in Egypt.
JuiceSpike
07-28-06, 05:31
Hey TT,
Yawn... Who, what, where and when?
juices
Just want to let you guys know that the 115 Room with the double Jacuzzi is now mine for a week.
They have been so kind giving it to me even without asking.
Seems to be completely renovated. Not any sign of the previously reported mega destruction.
So lets fill it with some live!
(to be reported)
regards
Brain666
I am now staying here (from Canada) and cant say enough about the service. Giotto has gone over and above regular service while helping me with a computer (Mac) problem and has spent hours finally solving my problem. I have been coming to Bangkok for 4 years and this is my first (and not last) stay here. The food is great at night (minimal breakfast) and the staff was all friendly. Of course the girls are great but thats a different story for another time.
This is my virgin report here but I had to let you guys know about this place
Brotherrabitt
07-28-06, 10:00
I am in Budapest now, and in spite of my careful planning, my schledium had a towel day yesterday. However wednesday had a great night out with Miss C. If ever in BUD, PM for the details, she is not the youngest woman in town, but great fun to be with, in and out of bed.
Saw that there is a new Fight Club in town. After whining myself about the whining in this thread I am sure that I will be able to restrain myself from visting the Club myself.
Next week no more towel days, I'll be in LOPA (Land Of the Perfect Ass, Bbois' new name for Poland). The sms exchange with my polish GF (who definately has a PA) is triple X rated, and in light of my previous experiences with this girl, my schledium will be in desperate need of at least 15 towel days to recuperate. Fat change though, the week after I will be in Prague, so the bestard will just have to work harder. Another 20 years and he can retire and have a towel day every day.
V.
Traveler1234
07-28-06, 20:47
Juice,
once and for all, I won't fight with you, at least not here......and I won't respond to them from this point on.
TT
see my post on the fight club...think i need to bring more wax for both of your hairy chests :D
JuiceSpike
07-28-06, 20:54
TT,
"...I gave my word to Giotto and I never break a given word, it's a matter of honour and self respect in case you know what I am talking about.
Therefore your attacks are in vain and I won't respond to them from this point on...."
Then why you break you word? And, what attack are you refering to? :)
".... I won't respond to them from this point on...." I bet money on this one. Help me win.... :D
juices
BrainDevil,
You must be too busy having fun to post about it. Either that, or you're strapped into the gyno chair face down, trying desperately to work your hands out of the straps. Don't worry, the Gimp only visits every few hours. :D
Just want to let you guys know that the 115 Room with the double Jacuzzi is now mine for a week.
They have been so kind giving it to me even without asking.
Seems to be completely renovated. Not any sign of the previously reported mega destruction.
So lets fill it with some live!
(to be reported)
regards
Brain666
Traveler1234
07-28-06, 21:38
TT,
".... I won't respond to them from this point on...." I bet money on this one. Help me win.... :D
juices
Baht$1500 says one of them will lose the bet....any takers?
If I win, will use it to barfine one of Mr. G's beauties and donate to TT or JS - depending who responds first.
LOL
PS -TT: damn you, that was our secret ;)
Traveler1234
07-29-06, 03:35
T1234,
are Giotto's girls cute ? The pics I have seen so far did not impress me at all
BTW, what kind of bet is that ?
Like every bar, there is a range. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What I like might not be what someone else likes. Personally, service is as important as looks - I mean, when you're in the doggie position, do you really care what she looks like....LOL.
Re the bet, it's simple - will one of you break the promise? I'm not picking either person...the bet that I am waging is simply that someone will break the promise.
For me, B$1,500 is an inexpensive (i hate the word cheap) way to maintain peace on this thread, not that I don't have faith in either you or JS ;)
And if I win, will donate winning for the barfine to whoever does not break the promise. On second thought, I'll pay the barfine for each of you :D
PS - neither you or JS can bet against me since you guys.
T1234,
are Giotto's girls cute ? The pics I have seen so far did not impress me at all.
Maybe you should invest the money into our next party. I remember that 1ball's favourite was quite cute, nice face, well made silicon boobs and gender change. Was really impressed of the quality of the surgical work.
Few others that participated did not even come close and I think the money would be well invested there. What do you think ?
But I worry if you will be the bank. You might immediately send it to the Nigerian banker to secure the other plot of land at Sukhumvit.
BTW, what kind of bet is that ?
Of course one will loose the bet, the question is who. Your bet is like "today it will rain or not". Decide who do you believe is worth your money.TT - how dare you?! ;) Little Fon was hot hot hot, don't you think? I thought so, but I saw her up close and personal for a few nights. :)
Dr. G - is she still at the Lodge?
__________
As for "The Bet", etc., every time I read TT's posts (well most of them, including the one above), I see him typing away with a wicked grin on his face, rubbing his hands together and waiting for the reaction.
TT - how dare you?! ;) Little Fon was hot hot hot, don't you think? I thought so, but I saw her up close and personal for a few nights. :)
Dr. G - is she still at the Lodge?
Piper1,
I cannot remember that we even published pictures of our girls, except Fon dancing and the Maids costumes (no faces)...why should I comment on that nonsense, it's just another provocation. We will have to get used to this.
As Traveler1234 states correctly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Girls come and go - the quality varies. In the moment the quality is excellent (in my point of view), Fon is still there, The Duck is back, and some more stunners started this month (let's wait whether they stay longer or not).
Fon is surprisingly not the best horse in the race - she is somehow too serious, does not smile enough and always looks for the young and handsome customers - like you :) .
Giotto
We discussed the Photo Policy of Livingstone’s Lodge reg. our hostesses within a management meeting and agreed on the following:
Marketing Strategy
Hostesses pictures will not be part of our marketing strategy. Though it will be unavoidable that hostesses occur sometimes in pictures of our events (Swimming Pool Party, Maids Party) we will not publish a dedicated photo gallery of our girls.
There are various reasons for that. Though protecting the girls is the main reason behind our policy there are also practical reasons for that. Hostesses come and go, and to maintain a photo gallery of them is way to labor-intensive.
Girls Guideline
In every Sports Lounge staff meeting we will discuss the picture issue and recommend, that the hostesses do not agree if a customer wants to take pictures. We will explain to them that sooner or later most of those pictures will occur somewhere in the internet.
Hotel Guests
The guests of our hotel are asked not to publish pictures of our girls taken our hotel rooms or any hotel facilities. If pictures from ladies (not only Livingstones hostesses) are published we ask not to show faces. But - the final decision about that is up to our guests.
Besides the attempt to protect the girls the reason for this is also based on legal issues reg. the Thai protestution law.
Take Away
Pictures taken outside of Livingstone’s and published on the internet are not our business. If a Livingstone’s hostess allows pictures she knows what she does, and she agrees on that despite of the no-picture recommendation of this management.
Published pictures will not have any negative or positive impact on the hostesses employment in the Sports Lounge.
Final Note
The attempt to “protect” our girls is mainly based on one experience of our Managing Director, in which the parents of a bar girl committed suicide a few days after internet pictures of their daughter were shown to them.
The Management
Livingstone’s Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
BrainDevil,
You must be too busy having fun to post about it. Either that, or you're strapped into the gyno chair face down, trying desperately to work your hands out of the straps. Don't worry, the Gimp only visits every few hours. :D
Yes Piper,
right analysis. My nightly pickup didn't want to leave before almost 16:00h this afternoon. It was an ELT (Extended Long Time). Total hotty from Shark Soi Cowboy. Now hydraulic system totally dryed up and everything out of function. Recovery phase. Don't know how long it takes.
No time to report more details as the Giotto's pool party is about to start in 5 minutes. Some hotties there as well and I don't know how long the hydraulic system recovery phase might take.
regards
Brain666
I am now staying here (from Canada) and cant say enough about the service. Giotto has gone over and above regular service while helping me with a computer (Mac) problem and has spent hours finally solving my problem. I have been coming to Bangkok for 4 years and this is my first (and not last) stay here. The food is great at night (minimal breakfast) and the staff was all friendly. Of course the girls are great but thats a different story for another time.
This is my virgin report here but I had to let you guys know about this placeNorm1249,
Thanks for your nice report. I am a Mac specialist now (LOL). Damned computer :) .
But you are right with the breakfast. We have a number of different breakfasts on the menu, American, Continental, English, etc. etc. , but obviously our morning staff only offers the American breakfast.
I will look into this issue. I hope it only needs some training ... :) .
Come back in October and let me know whether the breakfast issue has improved then.
Thanks for staying with us here in Livingstone's.
Giotto
Giotto,
Your server seems to be offline. I've tried to access your site, but keep getting Error 504, Time Out, Server offline.
Thought you should be aware of this. I'm using this method of communication since I can't get through to you any other way.
I look forward to being able to book a trip for later in the year.
Cheers
Expatcat
Giotto,
Your server seems to be offline. I've tried to access your site, but keep getting Error 504, Time Out, Server offline.
Thought you should be aware of this. I'm using this method of communication since I can't get through to you any other way.
I look forward to being able to book a trip for later in the year.
Cheers
ExpatcatExpatcat,
Thanks, I checked it, the server is definitely up and running.
Please try again: http://www.livingstones.co.th/
Please keep me informed if you encounter further problems.
Thanks
Giotto
Like every bar, there is a range. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What I like might not be what someone else likes. Personally, service is as important as looks - I mean, when you're in the doggie position, do you really care what she looks like....LOL.
As I am on the spot right now I had a chance yesterday to look at the Livingstone's girls more detailed.
As traveler1234 said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so everybody has its own scale of 7-10 in the upper range of our rating (while 6 and below are more common sense).
In my opinion the mamasan does an excellent job (I will spend her a Ladies drink this night), because the range of ladies is in my opinion very well balanced to the various taste. There is nothing less then a 7 in my own ranking, but the majority is above. Real cuties. Smaller and larger, bigger and smaller boobs, thinner and 'normal' sized legs, Faces, nose and eyes in various styles.
Yesterday all have been more or less in Bikini's, so they could not hide any 'problematic' zone.
Fon and Tact made a gorgeous dance performance. Unbelievable how Fon and Tact can move their bodies. If my hydraulic system wouldn't be still in recharging mode at this time, I might have come even without somebody touching me.
Somebody took advantage of Fon before I had a chance to barfine her, too bad :( . At least she disappeared suddenly without telling me. Ok my fault, if I am late!
But coming back to Livingstone's girls, the great advantage of the mamasan's selection is that she chooses girls with character and a nice attitude at least from the 7 out of 25 I have talked to. They are not really aggressively pushing and no hassle. Of course they are happy with a lady drink and who of us civilized enjoying guests would not do so if you have a nice person to talk to.
A barfine is in their mind as well, but I don't think they will go with everyone.
Chemistry is a thing of two as in all other places.
Didn't try out the Livingstone's girls 'behind the door' quality yet, but its on my to do list while here in Bangkok. But for sure 1 sample here does not say any about in general.
Your mileage varies also according our own behavior.
Had two gogo girls from Soi Cowboy as overnight stays and both turned out to be great performers, have been very nice and their pussies flooded after my special treatment (details will be reported separately). But I give as well something in return (in addition to the money).
So lets see how I can motivate a Livingstone’s girl.
Regards
Brain666
Traveler1234
07-30-06, 13:11
As I am on the spot right now I had a chance yesterday to look at the Livingstone's girls more detailed.
As traveler1234 said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so everybody has its own scale of 7-10 in the upper range of our rating (while 6 and below are more common sense).
But coming back to Livingstone's girls, the great advantage of the mamasan's selection is that she chooses girls with character and a nice attitude at least from the 7 out of 25 I have talked to. They are not really aggressively pushing and no hassle. Of course they are happy with a lady drink and who of us civilized enjoying guests would not do so if you have a nice person to talk to.
Brain666
You're absolutely right on. The girls at Livingstone have a great attitude and not pushy.
In my earlier post, I forgot to mention that Mr. G also has a rule for his stable - if she won't go out (some don't), they must tell you if you buy them a lady drink - that way to prevent customer from being taken advantage of.
...
In my earlier post, I forgot to mention that Mr. G also has a rule for his stable - if she won't go out (some don't), they must tell you if you buy them a lady drink - that way to prevent customer from being taken advantage of.Traveler1234,
Thanks for mentioning this - but I want to clarify that this rule sometimes does not work, especially not when girls just start to work here. They are not used to this rule in Bangkok.
I can understand their problem - they don't want to go out with customers and they know, that many customers then will not buy drinks for them. But - they want to make money with the drinks...
Anyway - we do our best to enforce this rule. In every staff meeting of the Sports Lounge staff --> 1st Drink Rule is on the agenda.
Giotto
...Mr. G also has a rule for his stable...Traveler1234,
Stable???
You BESTARD! :)
Giotto
T1234, I did not know it was a stable of mares. I always thought it as Dr.G's harem and he got his jollies by renting out the harem girls. :D
.....I'll pay the barfine for each of you......
T1234,
TT doesn't barfine girls anymore. He has a long term GF, whom you met at the Bush Garden Bar last February.
You can barfine a babe for me though!:D
T1234, I did not know it was a stable of mares. I always thought it as Dr.G's harem and he got his jollies by renting out the harem girls. :D
Duni,
Didn't Roman Emperor Caligula do that with his senators wives? :)
nocbj4me
Traveler1234
07-30-06, 18:47
T1234, I did not know it was a stable of mares. I always thought it as Dr.G's harem and he got his jollies by renting out the harem girls. :D
Duni:
I believe the difference is usage of the 'slang'. Harem usually means for personal use, stable means for other's use. So Mr. G's harem are the 'msc' he wrote about (for his personal use), whereas the stable are the girls in his bar for us.
NoCBJ4me:
As far as TT - if I barfined someone that suited him, I'm sure he'd accept :) And my pleasure to barfine one for you two!
T1234, I did not know it was a stable of mares. I always thought it as Dr.G's harem and he got his jollies by renting out the harem girls. :DSir Duniawala,
In this modern times we don't call it "harem" any more, we call it MSC Logistics Center!
And it is not fair that you publish my secret here...you are only jealous!
Giotto
Duni:
I believe the difference is usage of the 'slang'. Harem usually means for personal use, stable means for other's use. So Mr. G's harem are the 'msc' he wrote about (for his personal use), whereas the stable are the girls in his bar for us.
NoCBJ4me:
As far as TT - if I barfined someone that suited him, I'm sure he'd accept :) And my pleasure to barfine one for you two!Fluent Arabic speakers may correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that "harem" comes from the word "haram", meaning "forbidden", and harem means forbidden room.
In return for this important info, do I get a barfine too? :)
Traveler1234
07-30-06, 20:49
Fluent Arabic speakers may correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that "harem" comes from the word "haram", meaning "forbidden", and harem means forbidden room.
In return for this important info, do I get a barfine too? :)
TT:
Good catch - 'two' -- 'too'
NoCBJ4me has been on his floating monastery and recently touched ground.
Piper:
Somehow I think I'll end up ringing that damn bell in the bar next visit ;)
Mr. G:
MSC = Mr. G's harem
Girls at Mr. G's bar = Mrs. G's stable :D
Traveler1234
07-30-06, 22:35
I know, we stay in contact via mail. Sadly he can't make it till Sept./Oct. Would like to have shown him around even more. Plan to go North next time.
That roughly my ETA to LOS - everyone make travel plans accordingly to get their free barfines, drinks, AND wax....
T1234,
hope you meant : "one for each of you two".
But I wouldn't mind if I would have to share a girl with NoCBJ4me, he's a very nice guy and took good care of my girl when I have been busy. :D
NoCBJ4me :
What have you both done ? She keeps asking for you :p
TT,
All I can say is if she has a very good looking Amer-asian kid with her when you see her in Oct, then it's most likely mine. You shouldn't have given me her phone number. I'm Sorry, I just couldn't help myself! :D
nocbj4me
Fluent Arabic speakers may correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that "harem" comes from the word "haram", meaning "forbidden", and harem means forbidden room.
In return for this important info, do I get a barfine too? :)Pipeman,
As I know YOU ARE BARFINED already, for all your next visit...
Whenever I go to the Office --> Island Girl: "When he comes back???? When???"
Giotto
As I am on the spot right now I had a chance yesterday to look at the Livingstone's girls more detailed.
Brain666,
Thank you very much for your report about our actual girls situation. I think its very close to the reality.
On average the girls stay about 6 months. They come in groups, they leave in groups. It is a permanent process of recruting and quitting.
And - whatever you cannot find in our Sports Lounge - you can find it somewhere else around here, or in the other bar areas. There is no problem with bringing girls from other bars to our hotel rooms.
Thanks again,
Giotto
I am another silent regular reader of this thread at ISG.
...
This time I am really happy to see Giotto's place as a lone wanderer a person who is purely alone on holiday trip really needs a place which should take full time care of a travellar as alone person has nothing to do much except shoping sight seeing and do need a good company all the time.
What I wuld suggest Giotto is that you shd post as many pics of beautiful girls and their experiences as much as possible as this wuld allure more of us and would compell us to make plans often and early and to keep on visiting this place again and again in excitement.
...
I hope you do understand Giotto and any suggestions are welcome if any one differs.Travellar22,
First I apologize for the late reply, but it was a bit bumpy in the thread during the past 2 weeks, and I tried to cool things down a bit.
I am sure you have read the report of our management reg. our Photo Policy. I understand your idea, but it is not the target of Livingstone's Lodge to sell the place via pictures of our girls. This placed is an oasis in the heart of Bangkok, it has special ambience, and that should be the reason to come here. The girls in the sports lounge can be a nice add-on, but - there are so many places in Bangkok where you can find girls - that is nothing which can make us special.
Regarding the actual situation in our Sports Lounge there is an excellent overview in Brain666's report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490586
I hope you are not too disappointed about our policy, and that I will see you here in Livingstone's one day.
Giotto
1. General Information
1.1 Livingstone's Lodge
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448172
1.2 History, Philosophy and Rules
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448352
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458250
1.3 Photo Policy
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490374
1.4 Website
http://www.livingstones.co.th
1.5 Room Reservation
info@livingstones.co.th
reservation@livingstones.co.th
1.6 Contact
info@livingstones.co.th
1.7 Latest News / Events
2. Prices
2.1 Room Rates
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491294
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461517
2.2 Bar Fines
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457210
2.3 Promotions
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491303
3. Pictures
3.1 The Lodge / Rooms
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453686
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453699
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457957
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454657
3.2 The Sports Lounge
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456752
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459797
3.3 The Restaurants
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453240
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453272
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=455440
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459543
3.4 The Pub
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456521
3.5 Festivals/Events
1) Loy Kratong, November 2005
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=455839
2) Songkran 2006, 13. - 15.04.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454278
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454279
3) Swimming Pool Party, 29.04.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459123
4) Maids Party, 13.05.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=463942
5) Swimming Pool Party, 27.05.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469161
6) Swimming Pool Party, 24.06.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479539
new>>7) Swimming Pool Party, 29.07.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491652
3.6 Others
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457470
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462877
4. Feedbacks
04-04-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=449952
04-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=452492
04-13-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453257
04-13-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453334
04-18-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=455059
04-24-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457119
04-25-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457634
04-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458530
04-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458721
04-30-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459069
05-06-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460985
05-06-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461140
05-07-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461569
05-08-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461843
05-09-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462077
05-16-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464411
05-23-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467301
05-24-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467359
05-31-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469732
06-01-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470390
06-04-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471420
06-04-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471298
06-07-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472545
06-17-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475769
06-18-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475917
06-23-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477763
06-25-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=478659
06-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479478
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479932
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479942
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479973
07-06-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=481951
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483600
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483674
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484452
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484485
new>>07-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490002
new>>07-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490024
new>>07-30-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490586
new>>07-30-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490655
5. Guests Reports and Stories
1.) 1Ball: "More Aspirin please", 05-07-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461492
2.) Chalky26: The "Mighty Duck", 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465300
....Chalky26: “The Slaughter of the Innocents” or “Tintin in Soi 33”, 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465301
3.) Piper1: “Wednesday night at Giotto’s”, 05-25-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467685
…. Piper1: “Welcome to the Jungle”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468411
…. Piper1: “Jungle Girl”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=468415
…. Piper1: “Pool, Office, Five Star, Foursome”, 05-28-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468895
…. Piper1: “Final Night at Livingstones (until next time!)”, 05-29-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469280
4.) Traveler1234: “Long Beach”, 05-30-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469571
....Traveler1234: “Long Beach, second Visit”, 06-01-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470174
5.) Pool Guy: "Pool Guy in da house", 06-02-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470682
.... Pool Guy: "A day late and a dollar (ok, a baht) short", 06-03-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471219
.... Pool Guy: "A Day in the Life of the Ugly American: Pool Guy learns culture", 06-04-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471702
.... Pool Guy: "Second time around better, but still more to learn…", 06-08-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472915
6.) Crypton: "Livingstone's", 07-10-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484347
new>>7.) Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 1", 07-23-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=488232
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 2", 07-24-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=488546
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 3", 07-31-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=490984
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 4", 08-01-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491363
6. Giotto's Bangkok
1) Monet in Soi 33
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459476
2) Five Star 1 in Soi Cowboy
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468617
3) Sazanka Korean Massage
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472087
4) Biergarten Soi 7
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477397
7. Stories
1) Smilies/Smileys? Today/Tomorrow?
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453083
2) After Songkran and Elections
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456176
3) Newbies!!!
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456524
4) Mick Jagger
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458591
5) 3 men in a Boat
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460221
6) Job Descriptions for Hostesses (1): Working Hours
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460589
7) Livingstone's Gay Bar
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=463561
8) One day at Livingstone's
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464596
9) The Truth about the Titans
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469104
10) A Letter To A Groom
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470629
11) Thailand in Yellow
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475006
12) Mobile Service Center (MSCs)
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=487880
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
That roughly my ETA to LOS - everyone make travel plans accordingly to get their free barfines, drinks, AND wax....Wax up, T1234 - I 'll be there end of Sept and mid Oct for a couple nights each stopover.
Meanwhile - I had to chuckle when I saw this: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490692&postcount=4393
This is a long story about a Livingstone’s girl, which took care of me while I was sick at night, like mother for child or nurse for patient, but at the end also provided a good performance. She is a girl with a great hart and attitude.
Start of the long story:
Yesterday was the day of my first Livingstone’s girl tryout. Of course I cannot speak for all.
Generally I was thinking of having a 1-night break of activities, as I felt somehow a bit sick, probably due to much aircon/ non-aircon change. So borderline to fever.
Watched the Formula 1 Grand prix in the sports lounge. While watching nobody disturbed us. When I went to Toilet I had an Eye contact and smile with a girl sitting outside with other customers.
Fon was around showing some interest, but towards the end of the race the girl I had eye contact with came over (her other customers had left). Her name is Muk. I got a massage (after she politely asked) while sitting on the chair, which was pretty good. Talked to her, but English is limited, but chemistry seemed to be ok. She seemed to like me and I liked her even if she is not the 1st ranking in looks, but still good- My taste rates that 8+, I was attracted by how the body moved under the shirt. Slim, but not skinny. Spend lady drink of course and chemistry grew over the next half hour.
Giotto wanted to show me some of the bars in Soi 33, so we left and I promised to come back.
Returning back after about 1-½ hours, it as about towards midnight, we came back and Fon asked me to sit beside her outside at the pool. Muk, came out to say hello again, but disappeared quickly. Girl’s jealousy? So after 2 minutes I went in to check the situation.
Muk was sitting with another girl and a customer and did not seem to be happy. Muk’s eyes looked unhappy. I sat at a table nearby Fon came in and I asked her to check why she looks unhappy. Turned out that she had a conflict, she feared that the other customer could barfine her, but she was obviously hoping for me, as chemistry between us was probably better.
Already some tears were dropping down the eyes. Poor girl. She was in a real conflict between all the rules and her wish. I can understand that if she has two barfine opportunities, that she prefers the one with the better chemistry to the customer. Fon was still a bit approaching, but I told her that, even if I like her, I have to save Muk first to get her happy again and get rid of the tears. Bought Fon a lady drink and asked her to understand.
So Muk came over, got a lady drink first and I asked to barfine her.
So if the other guy yesterday is a Forum member, I apologize, but the barfine was almost agreed before, but not spoken out before I got back from the bar tour.
So off we went, needed to get to 7-11 for buying some cheese, as I needed some milky food. Being there, Muk got a call from mama-san. She wanted to talk with me and maybe wanted to know which place we are going to. They saw us obviously going out and mama-san who had an off day was probably alarmed, but wasn’t told that I was a staying guest. Muk got probably some instructions too. Very carey the mama-san. Next bar to Livingstone’s Muk’s sister is working. I was introduced and got her ‘permission’ too.
So after I got all permissions we finally went to the room.
The double Jacuzzi was filled, but definitely I did not feel so well. Muk cleaned me carefully, and of course I did the same for her. Got a blowjob in the Jacuzzi, which is a pretty good feel in combination of a performer and the bubbling water.
After a long time we went out, dried up and straight to bed where I got a perfect massage all around the body for about almost an hour. My member was doing nothing, stayed in the smallest and softest position I ever saw. I told Muk, there is no function, and we should better go to sleep ‘first’, which we did. I was pretty hot, temperature wise and probably had some fever. Almost towards the morning Nok noticed that I was unnaturally hot, jumped up and came back with a wetted towel and tried to cool me down. She was obviously in care about my health condition. She did that two times until I said ok and we continued sleeping.
After ½ an hour she checked me again, tries to cool me down again. She then put on her clothes and left the room, which I thought was the end of the session, but didn’t ask for any money. Also she left her bag and other items in the room.
I continued sleeping, feeling slowly a bit better, heard the neighbor door knocking. Suddenly the room phone rang and Muk was there saying something I couldn’t understand. 30 sec. later she appeared. She had bought some things for me: A milk, some sandwich, paracentamol for getting down fever, and this famous menthol cream, which is creamed on the breast and face to support the breathing (we all have got as child’s I guess). The sandwich was only to give some grounding for the paracentamol pills. I got the milk warmed up, eat the sandwich and got my pill.
After some time my member was waking up a bit, I indicated, she noticed and supported a bit. My member getting harder, she put of the clothes again and seemed happy that we could ‘could do it’ finally. We had a very long session with many brakes (3 condoms used), massage and BJ interruptions and she was very open for almost everything. She was so active in providing service that I couldn’t give as much in return, I would have liked to. Probably she is not used to get returns in ‘service’ so well.
I won’t describe further details of the course we went through, as I don’t know if this is the standard or YMMV depending on chemistry. Anyhow the chemistry between us was in the upper 10% you can have with a girl.
Off course I added a well dimensioned tip to the agreed amount.
We went to breakfast together about 11:00h and after that I was ‘sent to bed’ from her, not to forget the next round of pills. She said she had to leave to change clothes.
I did, as I was ordered and took a rest. 15:00h the door knocked again. She went in with a fruit plate and Yogurt to get my vitamin level up. I was checked if I had taken the pills according to her order and she was pleased that I did so. Got many massage parts again and we cuddled around until she had to leave for work.
I can only say, that I am completely impressed. This was completely beyond what I would expect to get from a working girl. The care was coming as care and not as part of the working girl schedule.
A great girl with a great hart.
She does not have stunner body, due to 2 kids in the age of 12. but still a 7+ in my scale. But if ever somebody of the middle aged / older folks would consider to marry a Thai girl, she is probably one of very few exceptions worth a try if enough chemistry is there.
Regards
Brain666
...
I can only say, that I am completely impressed. This was completely beyond what I would expect to get from a working girl. The care was coming as care and not as part of the working girl schedule.
A great girl with a great hart.
She does not have stunner body, due to 2 kids in the age of 12. but still a 7+ in my scale. But if ever somebody of the middle aged / older folks would consider to marry a Thai girl, she is probably one of very few exceptions worth a try if enough chemistry is there.Brain666,
before I comment on your report let me please raise some "internal" questions.
Sir Duniawala,
You are the head of our TQM department. Would you please explain to me, how it can happen, that we have such an exceptional woman in Mrs. Gitto's stable, and nothing about that is mentioned in your test report?
Do we have to review our test criteria?
If I knew about that she would be long time already in my harem... :)
Giotto
Brain666,
before I comment on your report let me please raise some "internal" questions.
Sir Duniawala,
You are the head of our TQM department. Would you please explain to me, how it can happen, that we have such an exceptional woman in Mrs. Gitto's stable, and nothing about that is mentioned in your test report?
Do we have to review our test criteria?
If I knew about that she would be long time already in my harem... :)
Giotto
Dr. G, I beg to differ. Judging by the descriptions of Mr. Brain666, I have concluded that she is no other than the pesky one. She is indeed an award winning performer and an asset to your harem. She also took very good care of me in the Double Jacuzzi and on the bed afterwards. However, I was lucky that I did not have any fever. So an earlier report has already been submitted, but I guess since everyone went quack, quack after the DUCK, you all missed this gem.
She must be awarded with an immediate raise and posted as an Employee of The Month.
You do have a lovely harem, Dr. G, and I wish I could fuque them all on my next trip.
Brotherrabitt
07-31-06, 17:53
Poetry, pure poetry, that is what Brain666 report is !
The "bend over girl, and I will f**k you up the ass"-crowd on this site will not agree I am sure, but to me this is a classic love story between the p4p girl and the lonely traveling man. Great stuff.
Sitting in my 10th hotel this July, and no stopping either in August, traveling 150 days each year, I know how "romantic" being on the road is, and how much I need a nice woman with a nice attitude during the evenings and nights, after spending the whole day selling, negotiating, shouting, emails, phone calls etc etc etc. Most of you will be in the same situation I am sure.
Brain666 writes about the connection, the passing of two kind souls in the night, the kind of experience you will remember when you are 80 and half senile. And he writes it well, with emotions, very open and honest.
Brain666, I do not know how experienced you are with this crap, but treasure this experience (and this girl if you have the chance), it will be one of few you will have.
Giotto, my compliments to you as well, a good boss who takes care of his people, will create the right atmosphere for outstanding behavior (performance is not the right word, this girl did not turn a trick being so nice).
My LOPA GF will find me highly motivated tonight to make love to her body and soul.
V.
(sorry guys, had a romantic moment, must be the chimene badi songs on my ipod)
...
But if ever somebody of the middle aged / older folks would consider to marry a Thai girl, she is probably one of very few exceptions worth a try if enough chemistry is there.Brain666,
Thank you for that great report.
To be honest - there is nothing more to say, you wrote it all.
(But please don't let your heart get out of control, there is the real life you have to return to!)
Giotto
(performance is not the right word, this girl did not turn a trick being so nice).
To clarify, the word performer refers to a job/work well done, beyond expectation, not acting.
Yikes, this is my report number 666.… Phew, I am glad I don't have religion, (well maybe one) :D
Dr. G, I beg to differ. Judging by the descriptions of Mr. Brain666, I have concluded that she is no other than the pesky one.
...
She must be awarded with an immediate raise and posted as an Employee of The Month.
You do have a lovely harem, Dr. G, and I wish I could fuque them all on my next trip.Sir, Duniawala,
I am impressed, and very sure now that you really understand your job.
Yes, confirmed, it is the pesky one. On the spot, Sir!
I will pronounce her Employee of The Month, after Brain666 leaves. Her raise will be a night with you, and Traveler1234 will (hopefully) volunteer to pay the bar fine :) !
And yes, I have a lovely harem, but she is in Mrs. Giotto's stable. Rule No. 1: Never fuck the payroll! But - let me think - I could kick her out and develop her to a Mobile Service Center - may be later this year.
Giotto
75000 hits on this thread up to now, in 4 months. Not that bad.
Giotto
Sir, Duniawala,
Yes, confirmed, it is the pesky one. On the spot, Sir!
I will pronounce her Employee of The Month, after Brain666 leaves. Her raise will be a night with you, and Traveler1234 will (hopefully) volunteer to pay the bar fine :) !
Giotto
Dr. G., You reward is humbly accepted. And I know Traveler1234 will do the right thing. He always does. He is one true gentleman and a scholar.
Traveler1234
08-01-06, 00:15
Dr. G., You reward is humbly accepted. And I know Traveler1234 will do the right thing. He always does. He is one true gentleman and a scholar.
Smart guys hmmmmm...ok;)
NoCBJ4me,
I was already thinking about the reasons why she is getting a bigger belly, thinking that she might eat too much and got lazy as a result of sending her money.
But that explains it, what a relief that she isn't a lazy girl :D
Trav,
Please don't stop sending money to her, I don't want my kid to go hungry! :p
nocbj4me
Brain666,
....
But please don't let your heart get out of control, there is the real life you have to return to!
Giotto
Don't worry about my heart. I know where my real live is.
I more worry about her heart probably.
Sir Duniawala, You Giotto and mama-san might need to support.
From sir Duniawela I expect that he is rewarding her with highest attention and a BFE experience when he gets his award.
Why is she called the 'pesky' one???
regards
Brain666
...
Why is she called the 'pesky' one???
...Brain666,
I leave the explanation to the inventor of this name: Sir Duniawala.
Giotto
The room rates for the room categories, valid until 31.10.2006:
Superior: THB 1,800.00 ++
Deluxe: THB 2,600.00 ++
Junior Suite: THB 3,200.00 ++
Executive Suite: THB 4,000.00 ++
Prices include breakfast and internet access (!).
Deluxe rooms, Junior Suites and of course the Executive Suite have usually jacuzzis and balconies, but due to the fact that the rooms were built into an existing villa the layout differs for each room.
Two rooms have double jacuzzis.
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
After experiencing rising support from a large number of forum members staying in the Lodge the Management of Livingstone’s Lodge has decided to introduce an enhanced Promotion for ISG members as follows:
Promotion Option No. 1:
Those members who stay in Livingstone’s Lodge for at least 3 nights will receive a voucher worth THB 1,000.00. That voucher can be used for a Steak- or Thai Dinner in our restaurants, to reduce (hopefully huge) bills from the sports lounge (including bar fines), or it can be presented during check out and will then deducted from your final room bill.
Promotion Option No. 2:
Those members who stay in Livingstone's Lodge for at least 5 nights will only pay for 4 nights, one night is on the house.
Promotion Option No. 3:
Those members who stay in Livingstone's Lodge for at least 8 nights will only pay for 6 nights, two nights are on the house.
Promotion Option No. 4:
Returning ISG members will be offered a room upgrade to a higher room category. If the upgrade is accepted none of the other promotion option can be claimed.
Conditions:
- The promotion starts on Friday, 04.08.2006 and lasts until 31.10.2006
- Members must send a PM to Giotto and identify themselves with their real (check-in) names that we can identify them as forum members
- Members must stay at least 3 nights, having booked directly (not via Travel agencies or Internet booking systems)
- Members must post at least ONE REPORT about their Bangkok travel experiences on the board.
- If the voucher option is taken the voucher will be issued for each stay, returning members will receive a voucher every time they stay here for at least 3 days
Remarks:
Jackson gave us the opportunity to promote Livingstone’s in this forum, in an own thread. With defining the rule of posting at least one report we want to support the website and it’s purpose.
The Management
Livingstone’s Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
Day 15 or so
Mrs. G's Stable
The routine has not changed much since my 3rd vacation post. A clear indication that I have been a bit excessive in the rich food and alcohol here is the gout that has set in on my left foot. It has made it hard to get around, but it is gradually going away so I should be mobile again soon. What this means in practice is that I generally spend more time in the company of Mrs. G’s Stable rather than venturing to other locations.
I have noticed that it gets more and more difficult to single out a girl and chat with her after you have slept with 1 or 2 of the others in Mrs. G’s Stable. The girls tend to “mark their territory” and the other girls seem to have some sort of unspoken agreement to lay off a customer once he is “claimed”. When I enter, invariably one of the girls I have been with will attach herself to me like a magnet and repel the others away to a “safe” talking but difficult to become intimate with distance.
If any of you veteran punters have any experience or advice in dealing with this phenomenon, I would be greatly appreciative. I realize I could simply ignore the girl I was with previously and just make a direct approach to the girl of interest. To me this is rather coarse and a little shortsighted, especially since I am spending so much time here. I’m a subtle guy and prefer an approach with more finesse that doesn’t require me to risk burning any bridges.
I have an eye on two others in the Stable that have piqued my interest and will have to think on ways to hunt my quarry without incurring the ire of others.
Cheers and more to come.
I disagree, there is huge manipulation going on in the lodge. :D
The girls are signifficantly to cute!
Its easy to get manipulated by them. It starts with the Lady drink, then continues with a barfine and ends with p4p and probably a tip.
Your life is in danger, as you could be easily drown in a Jacuzzi. The result is that your wallet and hydraulic system is both together dryed up.
The only left is some big smile in the face next morning/ afternoon.
Therefor guys be carefull and don't get manipulated!!
regards
Brain666
PS: Heard that in former times this happened in Bangkok very often and still could happen occasionally in other places as well?
So whatch out guys and choose your hotel wisely, to not get manipulated!! :DBrain666,
ROFLMAO! :) :) :) !
Of course we will try to do our best for our guests and help you: We will change your room to a superior with only a shower, no drowning risk any more. And the girls will take some days off until you leave.
Is that OK for you?
Giotto
Prices include breakfast and internet access (!).
Includes breakfast!? I never once had breakfast! Where's my refund?!
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Reminds me of the time I stopped at a budget hotel with my girlfriend late one night. The motel sign said $50 per night. Next morning the owner told me I owed him $110. Surprised, I asked "Why the extra $60?!" He said "Two breakfast buffets at $10 each". I said "We never came down for a buffet". He replied "It was there if you wanted it".
Then he said "Plus use of the swimming pool at $10 each". I said "We never used the pool!". He replied "It was there if you wanted it".
Then he said "Plus use of gym at $10 each". Getting annoyed, I said "We didn't use the gym!!". He replied "It was there if you wanted it. You owe me a total of $110."
I gave him $10 and said "We're even now". He said "What about the other $100?". I told him "You owed me $100 for having sex with my girlfriend". He said "What are you talking about?! I didn't have sex with your girlfriend!!".
I replied "It was there if you wanted it".
:D
Traveler1234
08-01-06, 14:53
Includes breakfast!? I never once had breakfast! Where's my refund?!
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:D
1. You had 'breakfast' (and dessert) every morning, just not the one downstairs.
2. Given Mr. G's new promo, what upgrade do you now get - the dungeon?
Btw, did Guido give you the promo vouchers for 3+ nights? LOL
Btw, did Guido give you the promo vouchers for 3+ nights? LOLI actually gave the voucher to Island Girl to use in one of the restaurants in case she was ever hungry. Somehow I think I made a mistake! ;)
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If any of you veteran punters have any experience or advice in dealing with this phenomenon, I would be greatly appreciative.
...Fox Two,
It's easy, barfine all of them, give them tickets, write a time on each ticket when they shall knock on the door of your room. Depends on you then whether you take 15, 30 or more min for each girl... :)
Giotto
I actually gave the voucher to Island Girl to use in one of the restaurants in case she was ever hungry. Somehow I think I made a mistake! ;)Pipeman,
may be there was a misunderstanding. She is still there and eats, and whenever I ask her she tells me that it is on your bill :) !
Giotto
Brain666 - Read my first report on Livingstones in this thread.
Adj. 1. pesky - annoying, teasing
When I first came to this bar, this gal was just that. She kept giving me mini massages with a big grin on her face. To get her to stop, I bought her a lady drink. She has only a few words in her English vocabulary, so just kept on with this masages. And to keep her from doing it, I kept buying her drinks.
Dr. G, must have trained her well. But she also has a pleasant personality. In the end I landed her taking ST to the room, where she gave me one of the best times. And always with that big smile.
The next time I was in the sports bar (few weeks later), she spotted me and came right over and started her mini massages again. And yup, bought her a LD again. But since I was bar hopping with Poster and did not want to get bogged down so early, I passed her on to Crypton, who apparently had a very good time.
So the bottom line - she is a dahling.
...
Dr. G, must have trained her well.
...
Sir Duniawala, Brain666, Crypton,
No, I swear, I was not involved up to now! Really!
But Brain666 is a bestard, isn't he?
Giotto
No, I swear, I was not involved up to now! Really!
Giotto
"up to now" So now you are, eh! :D
"up to now" So now you are, eh! :DSir,
Who knows the future :) ?
Giotto
Brain666,
ROFLMAO! :) :) :) !
Of course we will try to do our best for our guests and help you: We will change your room to a superior with only a shower, no drowning risk any more. And the girls will take some days off until you leave.
Is that OK for you?
Giotto
Don't even try any of this!!!
Brain666
Tamurlane26
08-02-06, 05:20
A new award is required for the Lodge
FoxTwo "To me this is rather coarse and a little shortsighted" - we have found another gentleman in the Lodge following in the footsteps of his erstwhile companions at arms Messrs Piper and 1Ball.
So to Giotto - a new award from the Tourism Authority of Thailand for promoting to a finer class of tourist as opposed to those of us peasants who reside in the Dungeon and never to be seen again !!
I have been most unfortunate so far in that all my ruses for returning have been thwarted and perhaps it would be much simpler to just buy the damn ticket !!
I visited Livingstone’s lodge earlier this summer - mid-June. The lodge is great. The sports bar is nice, although the world cup won't be on, I am sure that the girls will still be entertaining. The bar fines are reasonable, the girls are fun, although I need to work on my Thai.
I managed to get one of the double Jacuzzi rooms – I had always been told not to put too much soap in and now I know why. It was just right for 2 to play in the suds even if the water was a bit on the cool side. The room was fantastic and the bed was perfect for the end of a long trip, softer than those Chinese rock hard things in the countryside.
I also visited some of the more touristy spots – Nana plaza and Eden’s just to get the full experience. Giotto’s girls aren’t nearly as pushy and are more fun in the end. Although maybe two girls in the Jacuzzi would be best solution.
I plan to visit Bangkok in mid-August – there aren’t anymore birthdays or celebrations to shut down the city are there?
Pic_8001: Before the action
Pic_8002: Meaty has changed somehow
Pic_8003: Meaty is really upset about something
Pic_8004: Meaty's sister and friends
Pic_8005: Meaty's brother
Pic_8006: Meaty's twin brothers
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
Brain666 - Read my first report on Livingstones in this thread.
Adj. 1. pesky - annoying, teasing
When I first came to this bar, this gal was just that. She kept giving me mini massages with a big grin on her face.
.....
Yes that is still her style. Probably the only way to compensate the limited english skills.
But now I have the same problem as Fox Two
Mrs. G's Stable
I have noticed that it gets more and more difficult to single out a girl and chat with her after you have slept with 1 or 2 of the others in Mrs. G’s Stable. The girls tend to “mark their territory” and the other girls seem to have some sort of unspoken agreement to lay off a customer once he is “claimed”. When I enter, invariably one of the girls I have been with will attach herself to me like a magnet and repel the others away to a “safe” talking but difficult to become intimate with distance.
If any of you veteran punters have any experience or advice in dealing with this phenomenon, I would be greatly appreciative.
....
The story of my sickness has reached the whole Mrs. G's stable and probably also that I was very impressed about the nice nightly care. I barfined Muk a second time after inviting her for dinner, which I extended to another friend (for translation) and Mama-san.
My reputation in the rest of the stable probably raised, maybe it was also spread that I am a guy more on the nicer then on the bad side, taking care of girls as well (I have no idea about the females talk under each other, so its just an assumption). As a result I notify a significant higher number of eye contacts from the 'rest' of the stable, much more 'knowing smile' and some wireless 'eye message' in the sense of 'I am at least also very caring and a nice girl too' just try it out.
But nobody is making an active approach, everybody seems to respect 'Muk's territory' unless I probably will approach somebody myself. Muk already had a 'dislike' attitude, when the waitress (!) serving our dinner outside at the pool suddenly started to give me some shoulder massage.
I am sure that any girl which gives me this special 'eye message' described above would do its best in the room and in the Jacuzzi to outperform Muk. And I am sure I would extremely benefit from this obvious competitive environment.
But can I do it?
And can I do it in a way, which does not discredit Muk, who really gave me 2 great nights?
Without having an answer I yesterday brought in somebody from outside, to have a change and also to educate Muk carefully that this is not going to be a long-term relation. Hopefully it works.
Any further advice is heavily appreciated.
Regards
Brain666
Brain666
Marking their territory is a feline quality attributed to the female sex. To break the hold one must categerocally (sp?) establish your right to butterfly. You have already started the process, by bringing in a new face with you.
I tell them politely that I am a jaidee, and therefore, I must butterfly. It works well if you have a shirt with a butterfly painted on it or a lapel butterfly pin. I just smile and point to it (for those with limited English skills).
Dr. G, it is time to have some butterfly lapels/T-shirt on hand to distribute to those poor souls who are caught in the feline territory.
S**t, why didn't I think of this before. I could have made some money to pay for those barfines. :)
First of all let me start by saying before I give a glowing report about Livingstones that I do not work for them and have never done so:))
I went there last night after failing to book there before I had paid for somewhere else which is definitely not as good.
Firstly the food there is nothing short of awesome, so much in fact that tonight I am going to go back to fill myself. They have some of the best western food that I have come accross in BKK. I did not try any Thai food there but someone mentioned it was just as good. The regional dishes for European cuisine is spot on and is as good in the home country of the respective place as you would find there, and to be honest I never really say that.
The wireless internet was adequate, not particular fast.
I stayed at the bar for which was going to be for one drink but as sometimes happens lasted the night until I barfined a lovely dark skinned girl that was so lovely to talk to that I just had to treat her right. I had no intentions of doing so at the start of the night but found her so captivating that in the end I had to. I have to say the girls there are of a very decent quality and seemed very friendly and gave no hassles and no hard sell whatsoever.
The staff have been trained to a high level and for that Giotto and your countryman partner? who I met and was extremely friendly as well I have to commend you on.
In the end I have to say that I am disappointed that I did not choose to stay there but next time will definitely do so.
Good luck
Alpha
Pic_8001: Before the action
Pic_8002: Meaty has changed somehow
Pic_8003: Meaty is really upset about something
Pic_8004: Meaty's sister and friends
Pic_8005: Meaty's brother
Pic_8006: Meaty's twin brothers
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
You assured me my wedding photos would remain private :D :D :D
Will be popping in for a beer on Saturday with Sid, any special happenings planned for this saturday ? Don't suppose the maid day could be brought forward :D
I think Sids already confirmed a room for his freinds with you.
I visited Livingstone’s lodge earlier this summer - mid-June. The lodge is great.
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I plan to visit Bangkok in mid-August – there aren’t anymore birthdays or celebrations to shut down the city are there?Big Tom,
Thanks for the report, very encouraging for our team.
And yes, we still had the water problem in June, sometimes the pressure was so low that the heater switched off, and the double Jacuzzi was no real fun any more - sooooo (small) cold :) ! The good news is that this is fixed now.
In 12th of August we have the birthday of the queen - no alcohol will be sold in the bars that day.
Hope to see you again soon back here in Livingstone's.
Giotto
PS: Of course I will add your report to the feedback section of our thread index.
First of all let me start by saying before I give a glowing report about Livingstones that I do not work for them and have never done so:))
I went there last night after failing to book there before I had paid for somewhere else which is definitely not as good.
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In the end I have to say that I am disappointed that I did not choose to stay there but next time will definitely do so.
Alphamale,
Glad to meet you today, and many thanks for your report about Livingstone's.
I noticed you the night before, and when I read your report I immediately remembered that guy playing pool and chatting with some girls in our Sports Lounge, btw. a lousy night, not many customers...
That you failed to book here makes you somehow suspicious! For that you received your penalty already: You had to stay somewhere else :) .
Anyway - it was a pleasure for me to meet you. Good luck to you, I hope that new environment you live in will not be too cold - and we expect you to come back as soon as possible!
Giotto
You assured me my wedding photos would remain private :D :D :D
Meaty,
I did not want to ask, but - are you pregnant?
I mean - wedding pictures, normally all that starts with a wedding, and then it lasts at least 9 months! That's what my mother told me - before I saw you last Saturday - like this!
I am confused. I must talk to my mother.
Giotto
Brain666
...
I tell them politely that I am a jaidee, and therefore, I must butterfly.
...
Sir Duniawala,
ah, I am listening, you are a "jaidee"! And that's why you have to butterfly! Interesting!
BESTARD!!! To be honest, I never heard a better justification than that! LOL! :)
I will try it now, I go upstairs to Mrs. Giotto and tell her, that I am a "jaidee" and that I will go out now to butterfly. Let us wait what happens.
Giotto
Sir Duniawala,
ah, I am listening, you are a "jaidee"! And that's why you have to butterfly! Interesting!
BESTARD!!! To be honest, I never heard a better justification than that! LOL! :)
I will try it now, I go upstairs to Mrs. Giotto and tell her, that I am a "jaidee" and that I will go out now to butterfly. Let us wait what happens.
Giotto
Uh oh! There goes the towel holder. :D
Uh oh! There goes the towel holder. :DHey, leave me out of this!
Oh I'm sorry, you meant "tissue holder". :D
Piper's Lodge! ;)
It may seem strange to be mentioning this in Giotto's thread, but based on PMs, quite a few posters here pass through Dubai in their travels. Time to stop in for a night and sample the local delights.
See party announcement for next week (posted in Dubai thread):
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491487&postcount=1167
Piper's Lodge! ;)
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http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491487&postcount=1167Piper1,
May be it is time to open a place like Livingstone's Lodge in Dubai? Livingstone's - a worldwide chain...wow :) !
Giotto
PS: Bestard, we will talk about the "tissue" holder later!
Uh oh! There goes the towel holder. :DSir,
I am still OK. The outcome was quite unexpected. :)
Giotto
Sir,
I am still OK. The outcome was quite unexpected. :)
Giotto
What? She got all excited and wanted to do the same and have an orgy? Way to go, Dr.G
Piper1, 1Ball, Traveler1234, Meaty and all, you are cordially invited by Mrs. G for a private party this Saturday in Room 115. RSVP please. :D :D :D
Piper1, 1Ball, Traveler1234, Meaty and all, you are cordially invited by Mrs. G for a private party this Saturday in Room 115. RSVP please. :D :D :D
G, wow, i only asked for the Maid party to be brought forward and you've gone and arranged this just for me, i most certainly will be there, pregnant or not :D
G, wow, i only asked for the Maid party to be brought forward and you've gone and arranged this just for me, i most certainly will be there, pregnant or not :DMeaty,
It's a trap! Sir Duniawala only uses the good name of Mrs. Giotto for that invitation, but then it is he himself, who will sit in the Jacuzzi waiting with a grinning face for the others ...
Mrs. Giotto has me, for what does she need those old bestards 1Ball, Piper1 or Traveler1234 - or even a pregnant Meaty???
Giotto
Mrs. Giotto has me, for what does she need those old bestards 1Ball, Piper1 or Traveler1234 - or even a pregnant Meaty???Giotto
You appear to have forgotten we've met, otherwise it would be very clear :D
Will be in your fine establishment around 12pm tommorrow. Should i go straight to room 115, or wait downstairs :D Sid's asking if he can play too, but i told him the offer was only for the 'big' guys :D but i did say he could clean the jacuzzi after we'd finished.
Meaty,
It's a trap! Sir Duniawala only uses the good name of Mrs. Giotto for that invitation, but then it is he himself, who will sit in the Jacuzzi waiting with a grinning face for the others ...
Mrs. Giotto has me, for what does she need those old bestards 1Ball, Piper1 or Traveler1234 - or even a pregnant Meaty???
Giotto
Who ever will sit in the Jacuzzi in Room 115.
Is for sure not me! :eek:
Unfortunately my time in Room 115 was already over last night. :mad:
And I miss it, the room 115 :rolleyes: .
The room is free again (if not a fellow member is in already) for you guys and as I want you guys to be happy too, I kept it in best condition without the need of any reconstruction :D .
I assure you that I took care to select only good looking ladies to join me in the Jacuizzi. Further I can state that there is a continuous warm water flow now into this double Jacuzzi, as long as not all Jacuzzi 'owners' use their Jacuzzi's at the same time.
All the ladies I invited enjoyed the Jacuzzi without any exception, but that's because of 2 things, the Jacuzzi and of course me, the entertainer and Jacuzzi Teacher. :cool:
regards
Brain666, back in normal life
SidTheSexist
08-04-06, 07:20
Will be in your fine establishment around 12pm tommorrow. Should i go straight to room 115, or wait downstairs :D Sid's asking if he can play too, but i told him the offer was only for the 'big' guys :D but i did say he could clean the jacuzzi after we'd finished.
Its ok meaty, I will sit in the sports bar and wait for you to finish your fun. I never expect any action when you take me out anyway:D:D:D
Sid
Meaty,
It's a trap! Sir Duniawala only uses the good name of Mrs. Giotto for that invitation, but then it is he himself, who will sit in the Jacuzzi waiting with a grinning face for the others ...
Mrs. Giotto has me, for what does she need those old bestards 1Ball, Piper1 or Traveler1234 - or even a pregnant Meaty???
Giotto
Noooooo, no, no, no. Mrs. G herself sent me a PM. She said you told her you were a Jaidee and wanted to butterfly. AT first she thought of making you like a butterflied shrimp, but then she loves you very much and decided to spare you, with this party instead. (oops! that was supposed to be a confidential PM)
And pray why would I, with my well toned, muscled body be sitting in a jacuzzi waiting for other men? Pesky one perhaps, but Piper et al., no, no, nooo…
Mrs. G was very impressed with the stories of the towel holder, single ball pool player, pregnant male etc. Not so impressed by the tissue holder, I might add.
ROLFMAO :D :D
I never expect any action when you take me out anyway:D:D:D
Sid
:( Jeab Maak (ouch !)
But i love a challenge, theres an itinerary fit for a porn start planned for tommorrow mate, so get some kip on the flight, and make yourself heard when you get to my house, the beers are chilled and the Bar-B is good to go ;)
SidTheSexist
08-04-06, 09:29
Leaving for the airport in 1 hour. See y'all soon:D
Its ok meaty, I will sit in the sports bar and wait for you to finish your fun. I never expect any action when you take me out anyway:D:D:D
SidSexy Sid,
Don't worry about those old bestards Meaty and Sir Duniawala - let them have their fun upstairs in the Jacuzzi.
Mrs. Giotto and me will join you in the Sports Lounge for some drinks, and we will have some fun, too. There are another 25 girls waiting for you - why to interfer into Adonis Duniawala's and pregnant Meaty's questionable activities... :)
Giotto
..Mrs. Giotto and me will join you in the Sports Lounge..
Duni, don't take this personally, but if Mrs G is in the sports lounge, then so am I :D First apple juice is on me :)
Noooooo, no, no, no. Mrs. G herself sent me a PM. She said you told her you were a Jaidee and wanted to butterfly. AT first she thought of making you like a butterflied shrimp, but then she loves you very much and decided to spare you, with this party instead. (oops! that was supposed to be a confidential PM)
And pray why would I, with my well toned, muscled body be sitting in a jacuzzi waiting for other men? Pesky one perhaps, but Piper et al., no, no, nooo…
Mrs. G was very impressed with the stories of the towel holder, single ball pool player, pregnant male etc. Not so impressed by the tissue holder, I might add.Sir Duniawala,
Ahh, a PM! Mrs. Giotto sent a PM to you...I will seriously talk to her -- later. :D !
She loves me very much - I know! That includes the "tissue holder"...:) !
BESTARD!
Giotto
Duni, don't take this personally, but if Mrs G is in the sports lounge, then so am I :D First apple juice is on me :)Meaty,
Please reconsider!
Of course we appreciate you joining us in the Sports Lounge - but the Sir, lonely upstairs in the Jacuzzi, within a few hours his Adonis-like body will start to shrivel in the bubbling water :D - have mercy with him!
Giotto
Meaty,
Please reconsider!
Of course we appreciate you joining us in the Sports Lounge - but the Sir, lonely upstairs in the Jacuzzi, within a few hours his Adonis-like body will start to shrivel in the bubbling water :D - have mercy with him!
Giotto
No wonder, you shut off the hot water. BESTARD! :(
Duniawela, Meaty etc.
You guys probably have no glue how to fill a Jacuzzi appropriately.
May I give you some hint, then please see below pictures, starting with the empty Jacuzzi.
And please guys withstand from putting ugly girls there.
Room 115 is only for the cute and nice ones.
My sample is one of my newly won close girlfriends brought in from outsdide and not part of the Livingstone's stable, who loved to feel the hot (!!!) bubbling water on her 23 Year old skin.
Hope you guys use the 115 appropriately. Warm water is running and I didn't destroy anything in the room.
regards
Brain666
Duniawela, Meaty etc.
You guys probably have no glue how to fill a Jacuzzi appropriately.
...
Brain666,
ROFLMAO! Thanks for the great pictures.
Sir Duniawala,
Can we please now see the pictures of Sir Adonis Duniawala in the Jacuzzi, but please without the shriveled tissue holder :D ?
Giotto
1. General Information
1.1 Livingstone's Lodge
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448172
1.2 History, Philosophy and Rules
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448352
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458250
1.3 Photo Policy
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490374
1.4 Website
http://www.livingstones.co.th
1.5 Room Reservation
info@livingstones.co.th
reservation@livingstones.co.th
1.6 Contact
info@livingstones.co.th
1.7 Latest News / Events
2. Prices
2.1 Room Rates
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491294
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461517
2.2 Bar Fines
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457210
2.3 Promotions
new>>http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491303
3. Pictures
3.1 The Lodge / Rooms
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453686
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453699
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457957
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454657
3.2 The Sports Lounge
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456752
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459797
3.3 The Restaurants
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453240
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453272
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=455440
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459543
3.4 The Pub
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456521
3.5 Festivals/Events
1) Loy Kratong, November 2005
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=455839
2) Songkran 2006, 13. - 15.04.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454278
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=454279
3) Swimming Pool Party, 29.04.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459123
4) Maids Party, 13.05.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=463942
5) Swimming Pool Party, 27.05.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469161
6) Swimming Pool Party, 24.06.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479539
new>>7) Swimming Pool Party, 29.07.2006
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491652
3.6 Others
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=457470
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=462877
4. Feedbacks
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06-23-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477763
06-25-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=478659
06-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479478
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479932
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479942
06-29-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=479973
07-06-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=481951
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483600
07-10-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483674
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484452
07-11-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484485
new>>07-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490002
new>>07-28-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490024
new>>07-30-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490655
new>>08-02-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491644
new>>08-02-06: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491691
5. Guests Reports and Stories
1.) 1Ball: "More Aspirin please", 05-07-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=461492
2.) Chalky26: The "Mighty Duck", 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465300
....Chalky26: “The Slaughter of the Innocents” or “Tintin in Soi 33”, 05-18-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=465301
3.) Piper1: “Wednesday night at Giotto’s”, 05-25-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=467685
…. Piper1: “Welcome to the Jungle”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468411
…. Piper1: “Jungle Girl”, 05-27-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=468415
…. Piper1: “Pool, Office, Five Star, Foursome”, 05-28-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468895
…. Piper1: “Final Night at Livingstones (until next time!)”, 05-29-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469280
4.) Traveler1234: “Long Beach”, 05-30-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469571
....Traveler1234: “Long Beach, second Visit”, 06-01-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470174
5.) Pool Guy: "Pool Guy in da house", 06-02-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470682
.... Pool Guy: "A day late and a dollar (ok, a baht) short", 06-03-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471219
.... Pool Guy: "A Day in the Life of the Ugly American: Pool Guy learns culture", 06-04-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=471702
.... Pool Guy: "Second time around better, but still more to learn…", 06-08-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472915
6.) Crypton: "Livingstone's", 07-10-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=484347
new>>7.) Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 1", 07-23-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=488232
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 2", 07-24-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=488546
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 3", 07-31-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=490984
new>>.... Fox Two: "Vacation in BKK Part 4", 08-01-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491363
new>>8.) Brain666: "Livingstones girls- Live view from last night", 07-30-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=490586
new>>.... Brain666: "Livingstone’s girls in action: Nurse and performer", 07-31-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491034
new>>.... Brain666: "The pesky and Mrs. G's stable and how to continue", 08-02-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=491656
new>>.... Brain666: "Who knows how to fill a Jacuzzi", 08-04-06
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=492448
6. Giotto's Bangkok
1) Monet in Soi 33
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=459476
2) Five Star 1 in Soi Cowboy
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=468617
3) Sazanka Korean Massage
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=472087
4) Biergarten Soi 7
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477397
new>>5) Massage Parlors/Places in the Sukhumvit Area
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=493311
7. Stories
1) Smilies/Smileys? Today/Tomorrow?
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=453083
2) After Songkran and Elections
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456176
3) Newbies!!!
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456524
4) Mick Jagger
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=458591
5) 3 men in a Boat
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460221
6) Job Descriptions for Hostesses (1): Working Hours
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=460589
7) Livingstone's Gay Bar
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=463561
8) One day at Livingstone's
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464596
9) The Truth about the Titans
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=469104
10) A Letter To A Groom
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470629
11) Thailand in Yellow
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=475006
12) Mobile Service Center (MSCs)
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=487880
new>>13) Oil Massage Disaster
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=492486
The Management
Livingstone's Lodge Co., Ltd.
http://www.livingstones.co.th
Yesterday – a short night before in the Sports Lounge, not too many customers, slept long and well -- no action in the thread. Salaries prepared already, accounting documents already transferred to the accounting company. Stock market boring. 3 pm. Time for a short break – an oil massage seamed to be a good idea.
Wrong decision, as I know now. I should have stayed in the office. The story:
I had promised some days ago to check out the new Oil Massage place in Soi 33 – “Love Teens”. So I went in that direction, when I suddenly realized that something had changed on the opposite side of the road. Before there was a place called “Patou Massage” – and that is gone now! Damned, some of my favorites oily specialists were working there! The name of the place now: “Teens VIP Massage!”
I was considering whether that could be something for me, VIP, and made the decision to check this new place out first. Were my favorites still working there or not? Important question!!!
I entered the shop, same counter as before, but different staff. On the menu 1 hour Traditional, Oil – and Lotion Massage, and then a 2 hour package including balls massage. The 90 min. package (which I usually prefer) was gone. I thought, OK, anyway nothing important to do in the office, so I opted for the 2 hour oil including the balls massage. THB 900, not cheap.
Next step: the selection of the girl. A photo album with about 15 ladies, but obviously none of my old favorites working there any more! OK, try and error method, I looked at the pictures (sometimes it is exciting to select only based on pictures) and selected a good looking girl, skinny, smiling – very good picture! The slimmest of all girls…
When she appeared I wanted to ask for the address of the photographer…he really did a good job! She had at least 5 - 10 kg more than on the picture…But I was still relaxed, did not want to start the session with a nasty discussion, so I simply smiled, and upstairs to the room we went.
Small but clean room, same as before in Patou, shower cabin, relatively new, but the shower holder broken as in nearly all rooms there, not repaired, so one has to hold the shower with one hand, wash with the other one…arrgghh.
And the disaster started. The girl asked what I wanted to drink, and left the room, not returning for about 10 min. . Then she came back with all the massage utilities – and still no drink. Left again to pick up the drink downstairs, and another 5 min. were gone.
During that time I realized that obviously construction work was done in the building, in the room next to ours as well as on the level upstairs. Hammering, drilling – wow, that generates a real relaxing atmosphere.
I undressed and took a shower, whilst the lady returned with the drink. She showed no intention at all to join me there in the shower. OK, that might be the style of the house, that differs from massage place to massage place. I dried myself and retired to the bed. During that process I saw her sitting on the bed – yawning…
Construction work noise.
The massage started, after a delay of at least 2 min. – I only heard some noise behind me – preparation work, but finally… Massage of the left leg. Basic massage knowledge was there, but the intention of the girl to seriously use that knowledge not. Massage much to weak, sliding over the pressure points, the lady was somehow not really interested.
Basic communication – name – come from – I was also not really interested in conversation, I wanted to relax and a real oil massage. My fault.
10 min. later – she was through with the first leg. I thought there might be a second leg somewhere, but – she needed to go to the toilet, asked nicely – and disappeared another 10 min. . The frustration level went up…
After she returned I got another 20 min massage of the second leg and my back, and was then ordered to turn around. Instead of proceeding with the massage she skipped that part, and decided to directly start with the balls massage. OK, why not, I am a patient man, and why to give any directives, it was her to decide about the agenda.
Construction work noise.
The balls massage – not worth to mention. Practically she did not know anything about it, but I also did not expect that. I only know 3 or 4 girls in Bangkok who really know something about balls massage. She soon took more and more care of the upper parts of that region, basically a hand job started. I thought things could turn around now – the handjob made me horny, she had a quite good technique. All that lasted not longer than another 10 min. before she asked whether I wanted "special" or not. I knew that it was wrong, but I accepted the order of my small brain and agreed! Stupid me!
She immediately stopped the hand job and made clear, that she had to take a shower now.
- To undress lasted long.
- To wrap into a towel lasted long.
- To walk 1 m to the shower lasted long.
- To unwrap the towel in the shower lasted long.
- To take that shower lasted longer.
- To take the towel and dry herself lasted longer.
- To wrap into a towel lasted long.
- To stand in front of the mirror and arrange hair and I-Don’t-Know-What lasted long.
I watched all that, my mood had already changed into that specific feeling of helplessness – I know those situations and there is not much you can do to change it.
Construction work noise.
Finally she moved to the bed. I felt how tense she was, and I also knew what all that was about. The “Too-Big - - Hurt” nonsense started, as expected.
I took some time to make her feel better, touched and kissed the sensitive zones, and to my surprise she responded well. Hope came up! Could it get better from now on? She moaned nicely, she had completely forgotten that I was there – she simply received service! Will she pay for me later? --- OK, anyway better than the lousy massage from before.
Construction work noise.
I took the prepared condom, and she obviously felt no pain when we started the intercourse – her hands on my back ordered the precise tact in which she expected the movements. Who am I to oppose?
3 min. later she came. Clear female body reactions.
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10 sec. later she felt pain. “Ooiiii, hurt, hurt!!!”
----
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20 sec. later I stopped and gave up. It’s no fun if a woman pretends to have or really has pain during intercourse.
Construction work noise.
She stayed on the bed for at least 5 min., closed eyes and digested her experience. I got rid of the condom. Excellent service!
She then got up, wrapped into a towel, asked nicely that she had to go to the toilet – and disappeared for the usual 10 min. When she came back there were 30 min. left of the 2 hours time we had. But as I expected – she pointed to the shower: “Take Shower”. I pointed to my watch, leaned back and practiced anger management.
“Massage Shoulders?”
OK, better than nothing. ---- No, it was not better than nothing. It was nothing. 10 min. low pressure massage on the shoulders is nothing. Good. It’s over. Let’s get out of here.
Construction work noise.
Taking shower, dressing, packing all my things – the money issue! I know that local prices for FS during an oil massage, and I usually tip well for good service. This time I deducted – THB 1,000.00 .
She complained. I shook my head, opened the door and left. At least 20 min. of the my 2 hours were still left…
Downstairs – the manager / receptionist looked at me, but I walked out without smiling or any friendly words – if girls can behave like that it is always a management problem, too.
When I left the shop I realized that I was more relaxed when I entered …
Summary
A first thumbs-down for this place, but I will check it out one more time selecting a different girl. If similar things will happen again that massage place with be on my “No-No” list.
The girls name was Guitar. If somebody goes there – don’t play Guitar!
Well managed Oil massage places provide training sessions about oil massage and balls massage for their employees, to ensure, that basic knowledge and technique is available. The management also watches that the girl work the full session and do not come down with customers before the time is over. If a customer comes down early a good management asks for the reason.
All that was obviously not the case in this place. It can be a start-up problem, may be it gets better. But my experiences with the management of the “Teens” groups were never convincing, there are much better managed places here in Bangkok.
Giotto
(PS - I cannot help being emotional about towelholders. Brings back memories of Island Girl (sniff), as she gently removed the towel from the conveniently positioned holder above her, then she looked up at me and smiled with a twinkle in her eye, as she licked her warm wet plump lips, then she ... )Piper1,
...then she came down to my office and asked me for a cucumber. Didn't I tell you that? :)
Giotto
Moebius was here.
Yesterday!
Giotto
Big G, what happened ? We turned up for the threesome at 1pm, tried to get into the sports lounge and was told it was closed !! So took a skinny dip in the pool, unfortunately the BBQ from the night before was not so good so Sid left a floating present for you in the pool :D
In Gullivers in Khao San right no, a little worse for wear, Stick was right, we've already had 4 FL's approach and all were up for a party at THEIR room :D In the interests of the forum, we will continue to pursue cheap pussy in Khao San and report shortly, all of you in Europe and America reading this, HAHAHAHAHAHA we're gonna get some Thai pussy tonite !
G, will probaby stop by your gaff much later, around 12am, maybe i'll be able to get thatbeer for you, and Sid can fish out the present :D
Big G, what happened ? We turned up for the threesome at 1pm, tried to get into the sports lounge and was told it was closed !! So took a skinny dip in the pool, unfortunately the BBQ from the night before was not so good so Sid left a floating present for you in the pool :D
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G, will probaby stop by your gaff much later, around 12am, maybe i'll be able to get thatbeer for you, and Sid can fish out the present :DMeaty,
Aaarrrgghhh, in your condition you should not go into the pool, especially not after Sid left his present in there :) !
I was in the Sports Lounge last night, we had guests in there very very late...so I think you have been wrongly informed, if somebody told you that the lounge was closed.
I also did not see anybody swimming in the pool last night - but may be I am blind :D ?
Anyway - come over here, you get a glass of warm milk for the baby, and Sid and me drink the beer ...
Giotto
Piper1, ...then she came down to my office and asked me for a cucumber. Didn't I tell you that? :) GiottoSure sure sure! As long as you kept her away from Mobius and his little pickle, no problems. ;)
..I was in the Sports Lounge last night, we had guests in there very very late...so I think you have been wrongly informed, if somebody told you that the lounge was closed.
G, sorry not sure if i was clear, we were there today, at 1pm (just after lunch), not last night. Khao San is fun, just about to go to another place, G,keep the pool warm, will be dipping in later :D
By the way, Sid says can you tell his mates wife theres a fire in the hotel so she must goto emporuium for 2hrs, so we can get his mate out of jail :D Sid
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By the way, Sid says can you tell his mates wife theres a fire in the hotel so she must goto emporuium for 2hrs, so we can get his mate out of jail :D SidMeaty,
No problem, can be arranged, she will be happy to go out with me tonight :) !
BTW: 1 pm today I was in my office...
Giotto
Sure sure sure! As long as you kept her away from Mobius and his little pickle, no problems. ;)Pipeman,
Sorry, but Moebius has asked me not to tell the truth :D ! But you know, that there a different types of cucumbers.
Giotto
Jackson gave us the thread I asked for: Places to avoid. Please post a summary explanation of the place you were reporting about to start with. I hope nobody is starting Chit chat in this thread, and if so, I hope Jackson takes care of it.
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