2006 Bangkok Massage Parlors [Archive]

Ralph Kramden

01-01-06, 14:11

My mongering preference is at MPs for the many reasons I have detailed in previous reports. And my "modus operandi" is to stick with one place as long I get what I am looking for. But I don't mind shopping around at all, which I have always ended up doing everytime in Bangkok. Except for last week.

My experience last week was not a normal Bangkok trip because the moment I first stepped into Nataree, I knew things were going to be different. In past trips, this MP has had an assortment of about 10 or so "sideline" girls, none of which ever caught my eye. On this trip, however, the selection ranged from 20 to 30. Not one girl was not acceptable, and at any one time, it was difficult to choose from the great selection very acceptable young ladies.

Sideline girls almost always cost more, but they are almost always younger, fresher and less hardened to the ways of the mongering world. I had five different girls last week, and their attitude was like they were getting paid to have fun. Only one girl rushed me at all, and even she was sensational in the sack. Here are some facts:

-Price range: 2200 to 2500 depending on the age(19 to 22) and length of time on the job.
-Not one girl spoke more than a few words of English, a good sign in my experiences.
-Body types: I had two petite girls and three that were a little plump, but had lovely suckable big tits. I couldn't believe the jugs that fell out of one the girl's bra. I gave those rascals a good milking. All the pussies were tight. All had light smooth skin.
-Service: Got a bbbj from 4 of the girls and great sex from all. Could have had 2 or possibly more shots from all but the one who rushed a little. All enjoyed being eaten, and a couple of them almost suffocated me while downstairs. One got so turned on she couldn't wait to get the condom on, and another claimed she came 3 times.

Other notes:

-Seems like a large Thai clientale here, a fair number of Japanese and very few Westerners when I was there.
-Their business seems to have been booming, so don't be surprised if you get a luke-warm or cold bath. It happened to me 3 times.
-The girls I was with liked a gentle fingering, followed by the mouth and tounge. We generally had sex before the bath.
-Not one complaint about my substantial love muscle, even when I was "bringing home the bacon." Even got a fair deep-throat from 2 of the girls.
-My standard tip was 300 BHT except for the girl who rushed a little (200), and the two girls who were a real GFE (500).

Always remember, treat these girls with respect and they will repay you many times over. There is nothing in the world as pleasurable as being with a Thai girl, who is in the right frame of mind and mood.

Ralph Kramden

01-01-06, 14:36

I visited the Ploenchit Spa & Beauty two times last week. It is located at the Ploenchit Chit stop on the BTS. It is for those who want great relaxation and non-sexual relief from sauna, skin treatment, oil massage, foot massage, facial and other services. A great staff. Prices from 3000 to 4000 BHT for the works lasting 150 minutes, and lower prices for less extensive treatments. Web site: www.ploenchitspa.co.th

In my opinion, a great way to look and feel younger.

Lalake

01-03-06, 11:18

Ralph,
thanks for the post, but, the link doesn't work. Is it working for you?
cheers
Lalake

Seeko

01-03-06, 11:50

-Price range: 2200 to 2500 depending on the age(19 to 22) and length of time on the job.

Sometimes, you can get a discount on the sideliners. On my last trip, I was kinda adamant about picking a bowl lady, since I wanted a body slide. However, the papasan worked hard to steer me away. He spouted off "young, only 19, good service, new girl, etc..." Of course, they were all smiling and batting their eyes at me, but I told the papasan that they are pricey. So, he pointed out another group of sideliners as "special discount, only 2000." Not as hot as the first group, but still young and cute, so I gave in. :-)

Seeko

Ralph Kramden

01-03-06, 12:50

Seeko,

I kept getting the same papasan, who is older and speaks fairly good English. I suspect he bumped up the price on me because I kept coming back. The first time he hit me with 2500 at the pay counter, I walked, but then went back because the Mirage, Emmanuel and Hi-Class had absolutely zip to choose from at comparable prices. Then on my last two visits he started giving the price of each girl. They seem to have a good turnover of sideline girls there with fresh, new ones coming in all the time. One night he pointed out three girls in the corner and said it was their first night on the job.

LaLake

I think the site is not up yet. They are changing over from ploenchitspa.com, which is an advertising vehicle site.

Here is some more information:

PLOENCHIT SPA & BEAUTY CO.
57/36-37 Wittayu Rd., Lumpinee, Patumwan
Bangkok 10330
ph: 0-2255-7384-6, 0-2255-7382-3
fx: 0-2255-7386
mobile: 0-6619-2812 manager

Directions: Use the last exit(pointing towards BTS Chitlom Station) at the BTS Phloenchit Station on the US Embassy side of Sukhumvit Rd. Just before you go down the stairs, look down to your left and you will see the "Kodak" store. Go down the last stairway, turn around to double back a little way to the "Kodak" store, which will now be on your right. Turn right at the store and walk up the side street. To your right you will see a little shed that controls the traffic barrier. Just walk under the traffic barrier and turn right on the second side street. You will see the spa on your left and Yashiro Massage on your right. The girls at Yashiro will try to hustle you when you enter and exit the area.

The spa has free pick up and return service, so just call them if need be. An appointment might be best. The staff doesn't speak a lot of English, but they are proficient at Japanese because they get a lot of Japanese women tourists as customers. One of my Japanese lady friends recommended the place to me. I was able to communicate in English without any great problem.

I also have had very good service at Kose(2nd floor) in the Isetan Department Store at the Central World Plaza. However, they won't give men the full body treatment and massage service, but only facials.

Knowing Bangkok and Thailand in general, I am sure there are many other good places. I wish more reporters would file their field reports on them.

Rawwy4

01-04-06, 04:37

This would be my first posting so, if I haven't done anything right, please feel free to let me know.

Was on a busy business trip right after Christmas in BKK and was staying in Landmark, which had a nice king sized bed and seperate bath and shower. On my last night, I decided to give Annie a try.

After all the business meetings ended, as soon as I got into my room, I quickly called Annie to see if they were still open. Aey said they were but were closing soon, so I had to rush there from my hotel.

After viewing the girls and some slick persuasion/promotion by Aey, I took Ram and Nok for 2k Bhat/person for the whole night. At first I didn't want them back in my hotel, as my female colleage was on the same floor and didn't want to accidently bump into her.

But since Annie was closing soon and I didnt want to rush my last night, I asked if they could meet me up in my room and they agreed.

Was back in my room and got a call from security desk saying I had 2 guest coming up & I told him, sure let them up. But this was when he told me that it was hotel policy to charge 1k Bhat/person, BUT was willing to make it 1k Bhat for 2 of them. I got slightly annoyed as I had earlier asked the receptionist what's the procedure for having guest come over and was told no charges, just leave their ID cards at security desk. (Wondering, has anyone else stayed in Landmark and had this problem?)

Anyways, after much "discussion" and being nice(read somewhere that in Thailand, it's always good to keep a cool head and not raise your voice, I guess it's right), the desk released the 2 to my room.

Both were very friendly as they came into my room. Oh, both are s'pose to be be sisters, but they are of different size. Nok was tall, on the skinny side and had smaller tits. While Ram was shorter, more chubby(the clothings they wore in the MP was awful, looks much better in t-shirts and jeans with cap on) and had really nice sized tits. Anyways, who's complaining, get the best of both worlds.

Started of by just lying around the bed and getting to know each other. Both were very funny and friendly, which is great. Somehow, I think Ram liked me more than Nok, so she started to get me undressed and they both undressed and we headed to the bath(which i had started earlier on).

Sandwiched between them and had a nice time massaging me all over. Ram was BBBJ me, while Nok was carassing my body. I had a feeling the Ram was trying to get me to blow my load, but I resisted. But she was good, great in everyway.

Then we got out of the bath and into the shower and this time both of them took turns giving me BBBJ and licking my ass, which had been cleaned in the bath too.

We headed to the bed after drying off and both were just either BBBJ me or sucking me all over. After a long while, I couldn't control it longer and blew my first load on Nok, which both of them quickly cleaned up.

Then Ram started to do some Thai massage, while Nok continued to suck me all over. Thai massage was so-so, not as good as those from opposite of Landmark.

This was when it got a bit funny, they asked who did I want first........ I was saying, either way, I'm going to do both of you. So they had this game of paper, scissors and rock to decide and sadly Ram lost, which I think she became a bit jealous.

So, Nok capped me and Ram left the bed, they didn't like to be together when the other's getting busy.

Nok rode on me and was grinding. I was a little tired from the first release, so I let her do all the hard work while i enjoyed suckin n pulling her tits, which were nice and perky.

After about 5-10min, I came at about the same time she did. Cleaned up and Ram joined us on the bed again.

She wanted me but I told her to let me rest awhile, which ended with me sleeping in between Ram and Nok till much later in the night/early morning.

All the other nights, the room was cold although I turned up the heat in the room, but that night, it was kinda hot and sticky.

Woke Ram up in the middle of the night and she sucked me good before I returned the favour. She capped me and off we went, I could tell she was enjoying it more than Nok was. Did it in cowgirl and missionary and blew it in her. Went to the shower to wash up together and she gave me a nice clean up BBBJ and ass licking.

Got dried up and to my surprise, Ram asked if we could do it again, I said, why not and we were in bed again. She got me hard & I got her nice and wet........ Capped me, but from the exhaustion, i was finding it hard to come and keep it hard, so we tried a few different positions. All had the same, so I told her to try to CIM which she willingly oblidged.

Off she went sucking away, Nok was already all freshen up and all and was just watching. As much as she tried, I couldn't fire my load, so i decided to give it a rest and went about fingering her and making her wet, with all the slopping sound, I felt I was going to come so, I told her and she quickly started sucking me and I finally blew my load in her mouth which she took every last bit of it.

Cleaned up and when all was done said our goodbyes...........

I'm definately going back and if they're still there the next time, I might just take them again, unless I see something else nice.........

Cheers.

Wy4

Ganoosh

01-04-06, 13:34

I shall be visiting Bangkok in Mid-Jan 06. I've been reading reviews on Hotels which demand extra money if u walk in with a Thai girl. My whole trip to Bangkok (about 3-4 days) is just to have some fun ;-) wondering if someone can point me to some good Hotels to stay (safe, clean and girl friendly) at the same time close to where all the action is.
WTF does this have to do with massage parlors???

The Bangkok Hotels thread is here:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1029

Mangofan

01-04-06, 13:55

Ganoosh

01-04-06, 14:00

Me and my wife will go to Bangkok next week.

Can anyone here can introduce male tour guide for her so I can go for some fun?

Classic, another genious bringing a sack lunch to an all-U-can-eat buffet.

Two suggestions:

1) Act like you've come down with a case of the Hershey Squirts and tell your parole officer to go shopping/siteseeing without you. The hotel concierge should be able to assist her with recommendations and maps.

2) Post these non-MP related questions elsewhere next time.

Marpa

01-04-06, 18:31

Hi,

Me and my wife will go to Bangkok next week.

Can anyone here can introduce male tour guide for her so I can go for some fun?

Thanks

I had the same problem, what I usually do is go to a
massage parlour together with my wife and then suggest
we take separate rooms as the massage ladies may feel embarassed to massage her upper body in front of me. Alone in the room the your massage girl will be quick to offer extra sevices - and the best part is that you know where your wife is and how long she'll be occupied. You should choose a decent type of massage parlour - Try
Silom Village Health Spa tel 02 635 7521/ 7523 or 7524, where they even advertise "no sexual service" which can be very reasuring for wives, but in reality the exact opposite happens (of course this depends on the girl).

Seeko

01-04-06, 18:53

I decided to check this place out while I was waiting for my train to go up to Nong Khai that night, and I have to say that I was fairly disappointed.

I walk in and peruse the infamous "book" that they have in the front. My top three choices were all busy - they had a yellow sticker on their pic - so I went with a girl named Por. She comes out (They've got a section of the room where all the girls are just hanging out watching soap operas), and I decided on the oil and balls massage for 600 baht. She's pretty cute, although not a knockout, and she leads me up a few flights of stairs. I shower and she comes in with a basket of goodies and some water. She gets on with the massage and it's clear that she doesn't speak much English. About 15 minutes into it, she asks if I want a "special massage" in which she "take off everything and make love." I ask how much. 2000 baht. I couldn't believe it. WAY too expensive if you ask me, especially for short time with only one shot. I politely say no, and she continues the massage.

Now those of you who are wondering, a "balls massage" is just that - she only massages your balls. She has your dick in her hand, but the balls are the only things she massages. After a few minutes when I had a good stiffy, she asks (with dick in hand) if I want a handjob. 500 baht. It's very VERY difficult to say no, especially when she has your dick in her hand, so I said go ahead. Great handjob - but after I came she didn't clean up for me, just told me to shower and she left. Total damage was 1100 baht. In my opinion, really not worth it.
Based on the last couple of posts on this place and my own experience last trip, this establishment seems to be deteriorating in style, service, and time management.
- Too popular and becoming a chop-shop, i.e. no matter what time of day there will be customers, such that you will not get the girl you want from the album or website, so you ended up chosing from a line-up (unless, of course, you are rich as a Japaness businessman, book ahead, and pay extra for it.)
This means that you will have to walk several flights of stairs to get to your room. I don't need the exercise. I am saving my energy for the other version. Heheheh...
- Low quality service, i.e. the girls are not providing decent massage and want to get over with the deed. This may be due to the long line of punters waiting for her, or that she has already f*cked too many times that day.
- Higher prices, i.e. many Japanese and Taiwanese guys have spoiled them. Also, the good girls get taken out to hotels, so they expect to get more.
- Bad management, i.e. they overbooked, so they rings your room early and rushes you out. Plus, there was a post about letting girls work while on the rag. Eeeuuww...

Looks like Durianfan received the first two points. And, I could sort of live with the first two points, but the rushing you part just ticked me off, especially since we all want to maximize our benefits for our hard-earned Baht. I've sometimes left as much as 30 mins early. My traveling partner also got cheated out of his time, too. :-O

Luckily, Baron's/Lotus has reopened. And, I can also take a short skytrain ride over to Tulips. Whew...
BTW, wouldn't it be convenient, if they'd just put a ramp right into the building from the station? ;-)

Seeko

Samu Ray

01-05-06, 00:38

When someone reports on BJ or HJ it remains me of this guy who makes porno
video tapes. I think his name is John something, I don´t remember. Anyway,
this guy uses women with very nice buts. I suppose that is why he calls himself :BUTMAN: He, sometimes appears on his tapes giving himself a hand job, watching women on the set (his bedroom).

Why would I pay someone for something I could do myself? That is just my
opinion. About those porno tapes, I would rent them and follow the lead of
:BUTMAN: This was years ago before I started to venture into SVY PAK!

The last time I was given a BJ without asking for it was recently at CUCARDAS
in Lima. It had been a very good job, BJ that is.The screwing was, good, too.

RCA Knight

01-05-06, 12:54

ThaiVisitor

01-05-06, 14:39

Now those of you who are wondering, a "balls massage" is just that - she only massages your balls. She has your dick in her hand, but the balls are the only things she massages. After a few minutes when I had a good stiffy, she asks (with dick in hand) if I want a handjob. 500 baht. It's very VERY difficult to say no, especially when she has your dick in her hand, so I said go ahead. Great handjob - but after I came she didn't clean up for me, just told me to shower and she left. Total damage was 1100 baht. In my opinion, really not worth it.
Actually it depends on where you have your Balls massage or prostate massage.

In a proper traditional massage environment, the prostate massage is done by an "Ah Chan" and not just anybody.

When doing the prostate massage, you do not take off the oversize silk pants, but instead, the "Ah Chan" will take off your underwear (if you have them on), thru the oversize silk pants.

With each hand thru the opening of each of your legs, she will use a cream or ointment of some sort and massage your prostate, rest assured you will not be having an erections. She will also do some kind of massage and "squeeze" the "air" in your stomach and of course in the process, many will fart.

Basically, after the massage, you will feel "recharged" and ready for more actions.

In Hatyai, the prostate massage averages at 150 baht in addition to the trad massage.

Hope this info gives you a better understanding.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Duniawala

01-05-06, 14:40

The oil massages are all rip offs. They charge you 800 for 2 hours oil session in a shitty crapy room, then you have to pay extra 1500 for the girl for full job. That's total 2300 bahts.
I don't know about others, but I never go for a FS session at an oil massage place. I go to them for a MASSAGE not anything else. If I get a freebie HJ I just tip them a few hundred Bahts.

You go to Soapies for a FS and a rub down, not for MASSAGE.

So I am not sure why would you consider oil massage places a rip off.

ThaiVisitor

01-05-06, 14:54

The oil massages are all rip offs. They charge you 800 for 2 hours oil session in a shitty crapy room, then you have to pay extra 1500 for the girl for full job. That's total 2300 bahts. And the line ups in all these oil massages are much worse than all the soapies. They tend to be many older ladies that retired from soapies or not good enough to work in the soapies.

For a cost of 2300 bahts, you can get great side line girls in many many soapies for less than 2300 bahts, sideline girls starts from only about 1700 bahts in many Petburi joints, and get a comfortable 2 hour session in very clean and comfortable room with big tubs.

You can figure out the value for money in these 2 types of establishments.
With all the types and choices of sex venues in Thailand, I wonder why there are always some people that go to the oil massages for sex. A big rip off compared to it's counterpart soapies.
Is it necessary to go for a screw when you go for an oil massage? Can you not just go for the oil massage just like when someone goes for a traditional massage?

In a traditional/oil/foot massage surrounding, fuck job is not part of the establishment's deal. Its the private arrangement of the girl and the customer.

The problem is, customers very often prefers to choose a sweet young girl instead of choosing one for their massage skills, in the hope that they might get something "extra" (for free if possible). If it is the fuck job you are interested in, go to a soapy massage or turkish bath.

Also, I do not know where you go for your oil massage or even traditional massage, but if you're looking for a place where the girls are young, pretty, etc, you can try Ratchadapisek Road where there are a few places like Subway, Mei Hwa, VIP, etc.

Actually, oil massage with "extras" are not "rip off" so to speak. If you based entirely on dollars and cents or in this case baht, why even go for MPs even if it is 1700 baht when you can easily get a girl for ON at 2000 baht where you can screw the whole night thru?

Just the same, why go pick up FLs in CM2 for 3000 baht when you can get farm girls from Suttisan for 1700 Baht?

Why do people bother to go to cafes and hand a few thousand baht just to have the singer come sit beside you and you still got to pay for her drinks?

Everyone has his own form of preference, and each type of "entertainment" is catered to different taste.

The counterpart of CM2 is not the "farms", the counterpart of a soapy massage is not the oil massage.

Hope this gives you a better understanding.

Cheers
Tee Vee

RCA Knight

01-05-06, 19:51

I have been to these oily massages like Angel, Teen, ect ect. I guarantee you, most of the girls expect you for full job. Actually by the time you get your clothes off, they will try to tease you into full job as soon as possible.

I have asked these massage gals how many customers are here only for oil massages, and the answers are about 10 percent. Many of the cuter girls don't even try to give any massage at all, and just try to tease you into quick full job.

I am questioning the 90 percentile of the customers who go to these establishments just to have sex. The ones who are looking for a relaxing oil massage to me is justified to go, but he may get the wrong girl who is trying hard to push for a full job, or may get a girl that cannot do much massage at all and only used to the full job.

For me when I am looking for sex and comfort, it's much safer, comfortable, cheaper and easier to go to a soapie. When you want a real oil massage, I would still avoid these oil joints and go to decent quality establishments or spas with trained masseures for reasons given above.

Phantomtiger2

01-06-06, 00:24

I don't know about others, but I never go for a FS session at an oil massage place. I go to them for a MASSAGE not anything else.
You go to Soapies for a FS and a rub down, not for MASSAGE.

So I am not sure why would you consider oil massage places a rip off.

Full agreement here.
Although I never tried oil massage in BKK, I did go for the Traditional Thai massage while in Phuket Town last year. Admit, dont really know the difference between traditional and oil massage?, but have to say, cant leave LOS without trying the Traditional Thai massage- a real treat to the body.
I went only expecting and receiving massage and nothing else (dont get me wrong bros, if something "else" was given to me free ,I would not have turned it down-ha ha).
The massage was very professional. You know its a good massage when she have you in pain and you are enjoying it and laughing thru the pain and more experienced bros could probably confirm this is true.
OK, I admit the gals giving the massage are not the cutiest in Thailand, on average the gals then to be mostly plain janes with stockier built and older (mid 30-40) but like I said, only go for the massage and you will receive a good deal. If going and expecting FS, then the prettier gals will have higher prices and very very lame massage (if any) and for that price I rather go to a regular MP.
Note: the price of my traditional massage was only 200b (or $5 US) in a nice a/c room for 2 Full hours. The price was so surprisingly cheap and she was so good at giving the massage, I ended tipping her $5 (or 100% tip as this is the full price of the massage) and she was so grateful for the "big" tip she must have bowed 100 times to me before I made it out the door. So, like I said, just seeing the joy on that woman's face for a well deserve $5 tip (200b) and feeling relaxed afterwards, not a rip off at all.

PT

Member #3346

01-06-06, 00:45

My first trip to BKK I had girls from Poseidon, Nataree, Eden Club, and Rainbow 3, and besides the model at Poseidon, the best looking girl I had was from Baron. The room is crappy, but my young masseuse had the best oral skills and gave the best service. And I didn't get a massage.

The oil massages are all rip offs. They charge you 800 for 2 hours oil session in a shitty crapy room, then you have to pay extra 1500 for the girl for full job. That's total 2300 bahts. And the line ups in all these oil massages are much worse than all the soapies.

LittleBigMan

01-06-06, 00:59

When I'm in BKK, one of the things I do is try to find places to not only get a good 2 hr Traditional Thai massage but a oil as well that don't put so much oil on your body that get you thinking your'e going to be fried chicken.

On my last trip through this site I went to Soi 8, next to Landmark and got a 2 hr traditional massage. When I 1st ask they thought I wanted an oil massage but I told them traditional for 2 hours and can they put some cream on my lower back and buns ( Ben Gay Guys! ). I'm not sure if they give extra but I made sure she knew I wanted to relax and just wanted a massage. Right after that I walk across the street to 7/1 next to Eden, I went for my usual 2 hour oil massage got a girl name Puk or something and went up a few floors to a room with a private bath inside. She was not bad looking but I made sure I just wanted the oil massage and relax and sleep. Usually when I'm in search of a new place for an oil massage and she passes over my balls a few times that usually give me the sign that I can get more. But as I said
I there only for the oil massage and unless she forcefully flips me over and put LBM in her mouth I'm there for the massage only!

From there I walk back to Soi 4 pass NEP, left hand side to my favorite foot massage near Nana Condo's ( corner, next to taxi stand ) for a final 1 hour foot massage, hand and shoulder. After that its time to eat and eat and eat!
If you know what I mean.

Catmonger

01-06-06, 03:12

annies (sukhumvit -soi 2) had a couple girls with expert technique.

aay will lick you a new asshole and bbbj. i barely made it out of the tub when she did the butt massage thing on my nasty bits. she is very petite.

olive has the all time thai girl endurance record for bbbj. she was very very thorough. i think it was 1800b and i gave a 200b and 300b tip.

chao praya 2 was very consitent but each girl had a different method. as time goes by i appreciate the massage part more and more.

word to the newbies; let the girl do her thing. it's tempting to get to hammering, but just let it all run its course.

as for nana entertainment center;

playskool was sweet and sour.

i had the most graceful, feminine woman i've experienced in a long time there.
i also had a skinny girl (paan i think) with a tattoo on her shoulder that actually rushed me. i had never ever been rushed by a thai girl. she kept saying "cell phone call soon and say finished, you do boom boom now". she didn't even want to shower. she was tweeking pretty bad i think. not to mention all the bargirl/methtalk i had to sort through. very annoying. it was the first time i paid a girl to just go away.
i was going to the short time hotel upstairs in the back of nec and she pulled me by the arm to the hotel in front. afterwards, trying to leave, we all had to wait, with lights out, as the woman running the hotel peeked out the blinds.

soi cowboy;

our place has a girl named nook who is thin and sweet. good gfe. our place had 1 other guy and lots of good lookers. not too agressive. chill inside!

sanook dii, khrup!

Asian Monger #2

01-06-06, 04:52

Luckily, Baron's/Lotus has reopened. And, I can also take a short skytrain ride over to Tulips. Whew...
BTW, wouldn't it be convenient, if they'd just put a ramp right into the building from the station? ;-)

SeekoSeeko,
I agree with you about putting a ramp right into Tulip.

I had an ok session in Tulip with a girl named Beer but definitely not the Beer of former Baron. The Tulip "Beer" was a bigger size and she let me do anal cuz she said she can take my rod. It was a first and good experience for anal. Read my report.

Cheers!

AM2

Kens14

01-06-06, 07:18

Annies FR – Thurs 5th Jan 06.

I went to Annies at about 6pm. Met by a very friendly, and professional mamasan. She called all the girls into the fishbowl. There was a selection of about 20 girls, aesthetic quality was very low, enthusiasm also seemed to be lacking. The mamasan told me which girls were yet to have customers today, it was clear that the reason that they hadn’t had customers was because they were, frankly, very ugly.

I ignored her advice and picked the best looking girl in the line up, who I was informed had had one customer today. However, I made a big mistake – this girl was looking really disinterested in the fishbowl, not giving me eye-contact etc. I later found out that her mood would be reflected in the service given.

She was called Fon, No. 5 in the lineup, she was 25 years old and about a 6. As soon as I picked her she brightened up, chatted amiably, smiled and joined me for a drink. Once in the room she took ages sorting the bath out. She joined me in the tub and she washed me. However, the body to body bit lasted for about 15 seconds and involved chest to chest rubbing. There was no tit-wank or anything else. When I asked for more body to body she gave me about 10 seconds more and then said the tub section was over. We’d only been in there for about 10 minutes, and there’d been no erotic content at all !

We then moved to the bed. She put the towel around her and covered my waist section with a towel. She then gave me a fair Thai massage for about 20 mins. Again, there was no suggestion of erotic or naughty fun. She then lay down next to me and started nuzzling my neck etc. OK, I thought here we go. So I reciprocated and we spent about 15 minutes ‘nuzzling’ each other. However, she wouldn’t allow any mouth to mouth kissing. Further, when I tried to remove the towel she kept saying no.

Anyway, time pushed on like this, in the end I had to remove my towel, point to the old fellow and say ‘special massage please’. She put a condom on me & started to give a poor cbj. This started to have the opposite effect on me. So I gently fingered her until she was ready for mish. However, the sex was very poor – she kept crying out that I was too big etc etc. It soon became clear that she had the painters in ! Which would explain for her disinterest in the line.

I gave her 500bht tip, out of courtesy really. Total damage 2,200bht (1.5K for house, 500 to girl and 200 for drinks). The whole thing was pretty disappointing. Overall I had a much much better experience at Darling, which is more expensive, but worth it. Obviously YMMV depending on girl picked.

Avanza088

01-06-06, 07:46

I was at Copa Cabana last nite. The selections are not improving.

Mangofan

01-06-06, 11:59

I'm confused as to why so many people on here rave about Akane. I looked on their website and not one of their girls is attractive. Am I missing something?

Inch15

01-06-06, 13:33

Hey bros,

Can anybody tell that whether the spa in hotels provide extra service if a oil massage is choosen?

Ralph Kramden

01-06-06, 14:59

Kens14

Don't forget, it is your money, so you should expect to get your money's worth. In my opinion, you gave her a far too generous tip for shoddy service. I would have given her 100 at most.

When they give you a ho-hum poor greeting after you select them, that is when you immediately put a stop to her and choose another. I did just that my last night in Bangkok and didn't feel the least bit bad about the situation. My second choice, who seemed happy when I chose her, far exceeded my expectations. Poor eye-contact is a dead giveaway for the poor service that will follow.

Inch 15
Chances are pretty good you will get extra services, but you never can be sure. It depends on the hotel. If you want to be sure, then go to an "extra services" MP.

Traveler1234

01-06-06, 18:00

Hey bros,

Can anybody tell that whether the spa in hotels provide extra service if a oil massage is choosen?

Like anything else in LOS, it's all negotiable. If you RTTF, you see some glowing reports of meeting a GFE experience at a high end hotel spa but as the norm, not what one would or should expect. If you're looking for extra service, go to where the action is and not the regular spa.

Fly for Thai

01-07-06, 03:41

Mangofan

01-08-06, 10:21

Finally checked this place out yesterday. I tried to go to the one off of Soi 22 but it was nowhere to be found. I even asked people - no one apparently knows where this place is. So I went over to Soi 26. Walked in at about 8:30 or so, and perused the book. Seems about 15% of their girls are on holiday, and a good majority of them were busy. But there are some real stunners in this place. Same as BKK teen - the girls are in a partition watching soap operas or some shit, and the mamasan calls out whomever you pick. After about 5 minutes I finally decided on My, a real cutie for a 2 hour Thai massage for 400 baht. She's very good and very friendly - speaks very good English. We go up a few flights of stairs and she washes my feet. We then go up another flight of stairs and enter a rather shoddy looking room. No shower, just changed my clothes (although the tiny top didn't fit me because of my height). We talk for awhile, and she does the usual routine - brushes her hand against my member whilst massaging. Very well-trained - she learned at Wat Pho. Not the strongest I've had (that title belongs to a girl I met in Laos), but still very good. She tells me to flip over but I grab her close to me and she asks if I want any special services. 500 for a handjob, and there is absolutely no negotiating here. She wouldn't even take her top off. But I fingered her while she was jerking me and I came within about 5 minutes - fastest I've ever came - usually takes about 25 minutes. Best HJ I've ever had. So yes, Angel is recommended - much better than shitty Teen.

Fast Eddie 48

01-09-06, 00:45

Mangofan

01-09-06, 04:35

to durian

Does angel offer fs , I been to bkkteen before i didn,t care for the room and
the girl too pushy for service , after you turn down the service attuide and the massage go south .

fast eddie 48

Yeah FS is 1500, BJ 1000 (she'll also get naked if you get one), and HJ is 500. The girl was great - very friendly and very nice. I had to ask for the HJ; if I didn't she might not have offered anything - don't know. After the HJ was finished she continued with the massage. The room is kinda shoddy - this was because it was a Thai massage. There was no shower, just a cabinet and a mattress.

Agree on Teen, though. I'll never go back there. Only about 10% of the girls that work there are attractive, anyway.

Ganoosh

01-10-06, 03:18

Does La Defense offer a real soapie? With an air mattress and slip n' slide action?

Is Colonze in between Juliana and Catherine MP? It looks like it's walkable from Rama IX subway station.

The Colonze map attachment is confusing. I think north is down instead of up on this map.

Thanks
Catherine, LaDefense and Colonze 1 are not walkable from the MRT. Catherine and LaDefense book-end the Royal Pacific Hotel on Rama 9. Either take a cab direct to the Royal Pacific, or from Phra Ram 9 station, take the Fortune Town/Hotel exit, walk to the Fortune Hotel and catch a taxi down to the Royal Pacific Hotel. Colonze 1 is further down Rama 9 from LaDefense (a 10+ minute walk), suggest having the taxi drop you there if that is your main objective.

LaDefense used to be known as Juliana (same-same).

Yes, north is down on the map you attached.

MRT Route map
http://*******.com/cp5jm

Phra Ram 9 Station map
http://*******.com/dc7jx

Royal Pacific Hotel map (see bottom of webpage)
http://www.sawasdee.com/hotel/620204/royalpacific.html

Traveler1234

01-10-06, 03:30

Catherine, LaDefense and Colonze 1 are not walkable from the MRT. Catherine and LaDefense book-end the Royal Pacific Hotel on Rama 9. Either take a cab direct to the Royal Pacific, or from Phra Ram 9 station, take the Fortune Town/Hotel exit, walk to the Fortune Hotel and catch a taxi down to the Royal Pacific Hotel. Colonze 1 is further down Rama 9 from LaDefense (a 10+ minute walk), suggest having the taxi drop you there if that is your main objective.

LaDefense used to be known as Juliana (same-same).

Yes, north is down on the map you attached.

MRT Route map
http://*******.com/cp5jm

Phra Ram 9 Station map
http://*******.com/dc7jx

Royal Pacific Hotel map (see bottom of webpage)
http://www.sawasdee.com/hotel/620204/royalpacific.html

Also very close is Long Beach, which is next to Radisson Hotel. Don't forget, if you take a taxi, have them drop you off at hotel and not MP (otherwise they might try to get commission and you'll pay B$500 more than you should!).

ThaiVisitor

01-10-06, 14:18

Thought this news might interest you guys.

NATIONAL POLICE INSPECTOR TO WIPE OUT INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE RELATED TO ALL VICES

The National Police Inspector-General has set up special teams to wipe out influential figures who are involved in all type of vices throughout the country.

Police Inspector-General SEREEPISUTH TEMIYAWES (เสรีพิสุทธิ์ เตมียะเวส) has suggested the plan to zone entertainment and gambling venues, and police officers will be responsible for their administrative areas.

He stated that committees will be set up to inspect and eradicate all the vices in Thailand, especially gambling venues and massage parlours.

The Police Inspector-General said if any zone is found to be involved with the operation of gambling venues, then the officers in the area will also be severely punished.

Source: Thai National News Bureau Public Relations Department - 10 January 2006

Seeko

01-10-06, 15:51

Yeah FS is 1500, BJ 1000 (she'll also get naked if you get one), and HJ is 500. The girl was great - very friendly and very nice. I had to ask for the HJ; if I didn't she might not have offered anything - don't know. After the HJ was finished she continued with the massage. The room is kinda shoddy - this was because it was a Thai massage. There was no shower, just a cabinet and a mattress.
My, my, my... Oh yeah, I remember her. Yes, she is very skilled in traditional thai massage (see the attached pix of my legs being stretched). As for FS, maybe she's tired or isn't sure of you. Try her again and see if she remembers you. As for me, after "breaking the ice" with the picture taking, she noticed my hard-on and asked if I wanted a special. I agreed, and we went FS.
BTW, there is a shower room, but it's shared with all the traditional thai massage customers, so depending on time of day, you may have to wait a bit. My came in and helped me shower/scrub. Very nice...

Agree on Teen, though. I'll never go back there. Only about 10% of the girls that work there are attractive, anyway.
I got the same impression with BKKTeen, too. The web pixs and album photos have been retouched very well. The times that I went there, I asked for line-ups and ended up taking a while to chose, as I couldn't find one I was readily attracted to. Quite the opposite for Angel. They were all angels. ;-)

Seeko

Mountain Guy

01-11-06, 04:05

Decided to try the ball massage yesterday after reading so much about it. Went through the book and was focusing on a cute young thing, but mamasan kept pointing to Nun. Went upstairs with nunn at 1 p.m. and noticed almost all the doors has shoes outside. Num worked my back and legs a bit with oil and then got down to business. This ball massage should be called ball and butt massage, as half the time was spent on my butt crack, a pleasurable feeling. The special was offered at the end and I went for the "all the above" for $1500. Nun was tiny with a cropped and tasty snatch. Blowjob skills was very poor, and she whined about me being too big. Moved her into several positions until I finished. Looks 6, performance 5.

Rancher Joe

01-12-06, 01:21

I finally broke down and tried out Akane last night for the first time. While the Japanese style is not my favorite, I have to say that I did enjoy my time.

The "special promotion" is still running (probably permanently) and the combo of Lily and Miko was great. Lily was great with a big smile and a great attitude the entire session. English is very good and she looks much better than the website shows.

If this is your thing, I can positively recommend these two ladies. Thanks to the past reports on Akane.

Rancher Joe

01-13-06, 00:41

i visited darlings last night and there were about 20 girls to choose from. mostly 5's and 6's with a few 8's rep001tered in. i chose #35 (pae) who turned out to be great. very nice body with some great natural tits. her attitude was excellent and she was really wanted to please.

the bad part of the report is that as i was leaving, the mamasan behind the desk called me over as i was just to the door. i thought she wanted to know how the service was or give me a card or something. wrong, she wanted more money. she said that they had miscounted the change and she wanted 100 baht back. i realize that's not much money, but that's not the point. it is the principle of the matter.

while i enjoyed pae very much and felt the were plenty of girls to choose from. i won't go back to darlings because of this.

cheers

Retired Army

01-14-06, 14:39

I'm confused as to why so many people on here rave about Akane. I looked on their website and not one of their girls is attractive. Am I missing something?It's the unique experience found at the Akame. Different from most other massage parlors in Thailand. Don't worry about the girls' looks. The lights are low, you will most likely not be looking at them, they are good at what they do, you pay your bill and never have to look at them again if you choose. It's not like you are going to marry and spend the rest of your life waking up next to them.

Just go with an open mind and try it once. If you don't like the experience, don't go back.

Cheongka

01-17-06, 05:14

Would like to check if Poseidon can be take out for overnight?

Went there a few weeks ago and manage to take out one girl, according to her this is illegal and she charged me 3500 for overnight. Am i overcharged?

Wismar

01-17-06, 05:22

I found a new word when I was going through some BKK reports, it’s " LADY HOUSES or HAPPY HOUSES " as I understood it’s similar to a brothel, there one guy is asking from fellow members whether LADY HOUSES are still runing, with those stimulating words like "LADY" & "HAPPY" I thought that it must be an interesting place, but I’ve never read such thing in ISG . Or is it another name for "MASSAGE PARLOUR "? Can somebody explain this?

Love Sex 22

01-17-06, 14:27

just came back rom [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) . i picked this pettite girl named ma i think she was half indian very preety she had tongue piercing . she gave me a great blow job dt most of the time and had a great technic for young girl .higly recomended .

ThaiVisitor

01-17-06, 15:01

The bad part of the report is that as I was leaving, the mamasan behind the desk called me over as I was just to the door. I thought she wanted to know how the service was or give me a card or something. Wrong, she wanted more money. She said that they had miscounted the change and she wanted 100 baht back. I realize that's not much money, but that's not the point. It is the principle of the matter.

While I enjoyed Pae very much and felt the were plenty of girls to choose from. I won't go back to Darlings because of this.

Cheers
I don't understand the "principal" part :confused:

What is wrong with them asking for the shortfall when they miscalculated? Afterall, you haven't left the establishment. Unless you are saying that there wasn't a miscalculation. Were you aware of the miscalculation?

I would understand if you said that you went there on another occasion and they asked for the shortfall.

Cheers
Tee Vee

Retired Army

01-19-06, 04:00

ThaiVisitor

01-19-06, 05:59

I have never had a girl with a pierced tongue and stud. How is it?
Try asking a girl to give you a BJ with a ball bearing in her mouth. For added pleasure, ask her to take two.

Just don't be too rough or else she might accidently swallow the ball bearings.

Just kidding
Tee Vee:D

Love Sex 22

01-19-06, 06:47

I have never had a girl with a pierced tongue and stud. How is it?

I prefer a tongue with out piercing for a bj , I think it probably better for lesbian sex . but who am I to judge ?

The Traveler

01-19-06, 23:22

Retired Army,

have had girls with a pierced tongue, there is really no difference.
Rather try a BJ with an ice cube in her mouth. :)

Traveler Tom

01-20-06, 09:40

Wismar

Yes they do exist but were in their element before the MP other places took hold.

As far as I can see they are now rather different whereas in the 'old days' there was a serious heirachy and the girls were very much under Mamasam's eye and well regulated.

If you search back I posted some info on this some time ago - the Lady House in question was a sort of meeting place/bar where girls came to, following being summoned, from accommodation nearby (presumably provided by the management).

Very much used by Thais, no sign of any Farangs around. Consequently girls are very limited in English - not even school English - and a mixture of standards.

I found a particularly good 8 who came out and stayed 18 hours for the princely sum of Baht 2000 - well that was a year or two ago but the market place was very much for locals.

Sorry I cannot be more definite and I think that I gave the tel # and address as well.

TT

Seeko

01-22-06, 20:52

Rather try a BJ with an ice cube in her mouth. :)
Yes, and for really great pleasure, try the Fire-and-Ice BJ. It's the standard in Hong Kong and Korea. Mmmm... ;-}

Seeko

Meaty

01-23-06, 08:21

This is a long shot but someone may know. On a family outing I took a wrong turn and ended up being ushered to a parking spot in front of a small bungalow, the place had lots of small bungalows in rows, blacked out windows and the curtain for the car, realised it was an upmarket ST hotel and we headed for the exit, as we were leaving we passed an 'info' area and there were at least 100 colour photos of Thai woman (clothed about 4 times the size of a passport photo) all over the wall behind the info desk, (implying a menu, or choose the lady ?) the wife sniggered and we drove off.

The road is a main thoroughfare between Bangna Trad (about km 13, before Thana city) and Theparak road, there are a couple of housing estates called Noble Park along the road, the ST place is called Grand Palace of all things, and is half way down the road on the right hand side * (heading away from Bangna). Also off of this road is a place you can waterski, they have the pully system going around the lake and you just hang on.

So was this place like an MP ? Anyone come across this type of thing before ? I plan to go back shortly (and will provide an FR), but if someones been before the 'heads up' is always nice !

Wismar

01-23-06, 11:36

TT,

It's very well explained.

Thanks

Wismar

Yes they do exist but were in their element before the MP other places took hold.

As far as I can see they are now rather different whereas in the 'old days' there was a serious heirachy and the girls were very much under Mamasam's eye and well regulated.

If you search back I posted some info on this some time ago - the Lady House in question was a sort of meeting place/bar where girls came to, following being summoned, from accommodation nearby (presumably provided by the management).

Very much used by Thais, no sign of any Farangs around. Consequently girls are very limited in English - not even school English - and a mixture of standards.

I found a particularly good 8 who came out and stayed 18 hours for the princely sum of Baht 2000 - well that was a year or two ago but the market place was very much for locals.

Sorry I cannot be more definite and I think that I gave the tel # and address as well.

TT

Asian Monger #2

01-24-06, 09:27

Sorry for not contributing for a long time.

I heard the ML in Subway Massage & Surround MP at Ratchada can privately negotiate for LT.

Now I would like to ask the directions to Subway Massage and Surround MP @ Ratchada branch I suppose via BTS/MRT.

Thanks in advance. I'd be sure to report extensively after my visit on 21-Feb.

RCA Knight

01-24-06, 12:33

Yesterday I accompanied a friend to Nataree Massage at Ratchada. I went there once last year and the room was so crappy and I remembered the water flow was so weak and no hot water at all. Okay I thought the things must have improved after all these months. But the room situation was getting even worse now. The water now is only dripping. It took so long to fill up so the girl wanted me to have session first without bathing. She was in a hurry I guess.

Then the bed. The sheets simply came off the bed when you move. Actually it's not a bed. More like a movable sofa bed. The girl was not too nice as well. Not much of any service and then the water still did not come out at all after the crappy session. And we found out the dripping water was so hot even you turned all the way to cold. We ended up no bathing no shower, only washed the genital with burning dripping water.

I guarantee this is my last trip to Nataree massage.

Tokyohomeboy

01-24-06, 14:06

***********,

in my opinion the girls at 3rd floor aren't better than those at the 2nd floor. I was always very satisfied with those from the showcase.

The girls in the fishbowl got to work every day and get their salary plus tip, while the sideliners in front of the fishbowl are just working there if they want to. They got not fixed salary, but a bigger share of the fee. That's why they are more expensive. Often students and office girls who need some extra cash.

BTW, did you notice the sign in the fishbowl which is written in Chinese ?
It quotes a smaller fee for Chinese guys than what we white guys have to pay. As far as I remember it says 1800 baht for a session. So next time you are there - especially if you look Asian - refer to it and give the saved money to the girl. She will reward you for doing so :)Poseidon is my favorite MP. I think the only girls on the 3rd floor that are worth the extra cost are the magazine models. There's usually only a few working on any night and you have to go early (5:30-6pm is best) to catch them unless you've booked ahead. If none of these stunners is free, skip the rest of the gals sitting on the long sofa and head down to the Showcase.

Tokyohomeboy

01-24-06, 14:09

From my observations, most ladies from the bowl gets 4-5 customers a nite in a long stretch of 12 hours, while the model girls get the same #'s of customers in a shorter stretch of 6-8 hours. So, you have to be quick in making your selection if you are after 3rd floor girls. And, they tend to be quick in their service.

Therefore, you would likely get better or more complete service from 2nd floor. Plus, the bowl girl knows she has longer time, so she takes her time, and you get a more relaxing atmosphere. Although Poseidon doesn't have air mattresses, I noticed that the dedicated ones will give you a body-slide massage in the tub. It's funny and playful and breaks the ice.

*********** is right that the bowl ladies doesn't have to work every day. One girl I took into the VIP room told me that she only works on Monday through Friday. She "goes out" with this Taiwanese businessman on the weekend for 15000 Baht. Another lady told me that sometimes she gets too tired/sore and would take a week off in addition to the 'menstrual' off time. She pays a penalty of 500 Baht a day to the establishment. She easily recoups it within a session or two...

BTW, I recommend getting membership to these MP joints, since you get extra credit, free bottle(s), and use of VIP rooms. It's also convenient when you don't have much cash left at the end of your stay and want a memorable session before flying back home. Heck, with the MRT & BTS passes, you don't even have to carry cash.
Downside is that now your money and time are committed to that one place. Just like marriage... >:-O

SeekoHow much is the membership at Poseidon? Is it valid yearly or based on the number of visits?

Player2

01-24-06, 16:56

Yesterday I accompanied a friend to Nataree Massage at Ratchada. I went there once last year and the room was so crappy Okay I thought the things must have improved after all these months. But the room situation was getting even worse now.She was in a hurry I guess.

Then the bed. The sheets simply came off the bed when you move. Actually it's not a bed. More like a movable sofa bed. The girl was not too nice as well. Not much of any service and then the water still did not come out at all after the crappy session. And we found out the dripping water was so hot even you turned all the way to cold. We ended up no bathing no shower, only washed the genital with burning dripping water.

I guarantee this is my last trip to Nataree massage.

I had the same kind of experience at Hi-Class. Room and service sucks at Hi-Class.

Asian Piper

01-24-06, 21:20

I'm confused as to why so many people on here rave about Akane. I looked on their website and not one of their girls is attractive. Am I missing something?Have to try! went there in December and its not too easy to find. From the Novotel walk AWAY from the main road (Shukumit) past a couple of tiny side roads on the left and you will see it tucked UNDER an adjacent up ramp to elevated parking lot on the left.

Stopped in around 1pm and mamasan clapped and about a dozen came out to choose from. I chose the special. Two for the first 60 minutes and a third for the last 30 of a 90 minute session.

Up some stairs, undress, wrap in towel, downt he hall to shower room (tiny) where you sit on special chair that supports buttocks but leaves balls hanging. You get special cleaning, including an anal probe or two. She is wearing thin lace and it falls open exposing perky tits. Back to the table room. Two go at it with lotion and rub you down. One on your back, one on your legs. Within about 5 minutes leg girl is at my butt. Lots of butt rubbing, in the crack and another probe or two. Then the balls. Lots and lots of balls.

Then the licking starts. They start licking your whole body including a nice rim job. Then she wants me up on my knees and goes at it again. Rimming, balls, etc (and I could watch). I couldnt hold back. They giggle and in limited english start saying AGAIN AGAIN. So back on my belly and they start all over again. Again I couldnt hold out.

AGAIN AGAIN. And this time I'm on my back. They don't actually give a BJ. Its just licking. But the perfect spot on the bottom of your dick and a third time I cant hold out.

Now the 3rd girl comes in. Everyone completely nude. She sits on my chest so I can see her pussy and tits. She rubs my nipples. Leg girl starts again. Chest girl climbs down and sits on my hand so I can finger her. Two are licking my dick. I blow the 4th time.

I'm exhausted. They say AGAIN AGAIN. But I'm tired. They roll me over, finish a nice rubdown. Back to the shower where perky gives me another good scrub. I dress and go.

VERY VERY GFE. VERY courteous. NO NEGOTAITING. Price is as published before it starts.

WEB SITE SUX. Reflects poorly on the place. Place was CLEAN, people smiling and courteous. Never felt rushed.

I was not looking for FS. So I went away 100% satisfied. Likely can get FS (but may need some negotiating for that).

HIGHTLY RECOMMEND.

I'm going back in February. Hope they are still open.

They have two branches. I only tried the one on Soi33.

Asian Monger #2

01-25-06, 03:28

Seeko

01-25-06, 14:42

How much is the membership at Poseidon? Is it valid yearly or based on the number of visits?
The membership is 1 year from date of purchase, but if you run out of credit, then, you can always recharge early. Starts from 20K and up. More amenities for higher prices, i.e. bottles, VIP rooms, Karaoke time, and extra credit.

http://www.poseidon2000.com/EN/home/home.html

Seeko

Wazup

01-29-06, 23:14

Where on Soi 26 is Angels Massage? Is it right off Suk? Same side as Cowboy?

Thanks

Asian Piper

01-31-06, 15:56

Asian Piper,

What did the girls do to you that you couldn't hold back? Just want to clarify that your saying you couldn't hold back meant you shot your load. Wow! 4 times!!! I couldn't do 2 times in 1hr. You the man.

BTW, if no FJ, how did you shoot 4 times? You mean they just lick lick and lick and you could unload.

Hats off you to. Just like to know.

AM2All the girls did was lick. Kept flicking their tongues and wouldnt stop. Yes, shot my load. Yes. They lick and lick and you unload. I have never experienced that before. You MUST try. I wasnt bragging about the 4 times. It just happened. Like I said, never before. HIGHGLY RECOMMEND. And when you go, I want to hear YOUR reaction to the licking. Quite amazing. I'm going back last week of February. Can't wait.

Meaty

02-02-06, 03:24

Grabbed a motorbike taxi at about 8pm on Monday night from Soi Cowboy to take me to Catherine, the driver didn't know exactly where it was so asked his buddies and thought he knew roughly, he did, but we went the long way and in the traffic it wasn't much fun zipping between busses and cars, i just closed my eyes and held on. 100 Baht for the bike, not bad considering it was parked cars all the way and we did it in around 20 minutes.
Enter Catherines, the place was packed with guys, as always 99% Asian, the fishbowl had 1 blue badge and 3 red badges, they were 'ok' but not what i fancied, i imagined this was going to be a long wait.
Papasan came over, tried to sell me on one of the 3, i said no, i asked if Catherines had any anal ladies, at first he played dumb to my Thai, i asked in another way and he said "no, none" then laughed and slapped my shoulder. I'm guessing there are some ?!?
Out of nowhere appeared red badge 207, wow, this girl was cute, she hardly walked to where she was to sit when other guys starting pulling the papas over, i took a chance and chose there and then and the papa just beat another to the microphone, she was mine !
Even though i'm a regular here, and the papa knows me, they tried to hit me up for the 1,700 baht before going to the room, called it the ticket charge, i laughed, explained i always pay the girl who settles my bill and i was on my way, but not sure if things are changing ?
I'm not going to go into the bedroom olympics this time, other than to say this girl rocked, she was excellent, she liked the porn, she was into noises, a real GFE, only downer was CBJ no BBBJ, but she made up for it, and she was tight too.
Rating i'd say Looks = 8, Attitude = 10, Sex = 8, BJ = 6 because covered, GFE = 9, but she was a ***** with it, so best of both !!!
Overall i'd say a good 8 for this little thing, shame about the CBJ and i wish she trimmed !!
On leaving i noticed La Defense was being ripped out, rubble everywhere and no lights, not sure if its coming down or if a big refurb is underway, look forward to finding out though.

RCA Knight

02-02-06, 14:03

I have been this place a few times. But I always find it too hectic. It's always packed with local Thai customers, very few foreign customers.The lounge is always fully seated too. You have no time to look at any cutie, because when they finish a session and walk downstairs, they are quickly grabbed by customers waiting at the lobby or grabbed by papasans to give to their customers.

I have seen a few cuties walking down stairs but never fast enough to book them, always intercepted by these quickie Thais. I prefer other shops where you can sit and enjoy the view and choose carefully. In this Catherine shop, if you see one you like better book her in 3 seconds, or wait right at the bottom of the staircase so you can grab her first if she is not pre-booked, no exaggearation. Too much pressure for me here.

Traveler1234

02-02-06, 18:53

I have been this place a few times. But I always find it too hectic. It's always packed with local Thai customers, very few foreign customers.The lounge is always fully seated too. You have no time to look at any cutie, because when they finish a session and walk downstairs, they are quickly grabbed by customers waiting at the lobby or grabbed by papasans to give to their customers.
Too much pressure for me here.

You're absolutely right, at 'rush hour' this place is PACKED.

Keep in mind better time is usually around 5 pm, less crowded. And don't forget, you get two hrs, two shots for B$1500....

Walk down the street, past the Radisson to Long Beach...usually more laid back but of course more than $1500.

IMHO

Meaty

02-03-06, 03:05

I always find it too hectic. It's always packed with local Thai customers.

You're absolutely right, at 'rush hour' this place is PACKED.

I agree, this place does get very busy, but thats a good sign, if it was a dump it would be empty ! As Traveler1234 pointed out, you just have to play with different times of day until you find one that is as relaxed as you want it, admittedly in all the times i've been there, (probably 20 or so) i've only once sat down in a booth with a coke to view the FB, usually they are taken. I'm not really one to hang about downstairs when i'm on my own, i like to choose and get to the room, but i take your point.Saturdays and Sundays around 5pm have always been a little quieter, but with a nice full FB.
Good luck.

Marcopolo

02-03-06, 09:26

SidTheSexist

02-07-06, 05:03

Was in akane over the weekend.

Initially I thought I was in for the experience of my life as she licked me up and down and really tounged my hoop. All of this going on and i knew there was another girl on the way as I had selected the SP3 or something, which involved a 2nd girl after 1hr.

The second girl did join, but much to my dissapointment, the service received was a bit of an anticlimax. I was totally aware that only CBJs are available and that no FS was on the menu, however, I could have had a more enjoyable wank for the 1700bht I shelled out. The girls' breath stunk of shit, which is hardly suprising considering what they had probably already done 2-3 times already, and they kept talking to each other in thai and making fake moaning noises which really turns me off especially when I'm not even inside them.

I bolted my load, inside the condom, and tried to enjoy a last 10-15minutes massage. This was average, so I called it a day, showered and headed downstairs. There was definatley no attempt on their part to give me another shot.

It was a worthwhile experience just for the licking but not a satisfactory load off, for me. Obviously they are doing something right in there as I was given a free 30 min foot massage at the start because the rooms were full; which was good but I dont think I will be revisiting.

sid

Connaisseur

02-07-06, 19:09

Traveler1234

02-07-06, 19:36

Being a newbie to BKK, I was wondering if anyone can recommend an MP in the Silom Road area, where I will be staying shortly on the occasion of an upcoming business trip. I have RTFF, and not been able to find much on that area. Any recommendations will be appreciated, and I will certainly report on my experiences.

Thanks!

Conn.

You did a pretty lazy RTFF job.

A simple google search for "bangkok massage" brings up as first three same sites: ************** (jackson rules prohibit posting the specific url) -- names, locations, tel, maps. Only missing are specific badge numbers!

If you need more specific information, start from Oct 2005 if this thread and read, read and read some more before asking another dumb question.

Dinghy

02-07-06, 20:10

Ah - but "to google" is NOT RTFF.

Traveler1234

02-07-06, 20:51

Ah - but "to google" is NOT RTFF.

Google gives you names, address, map locations.

RTFF gives you the 'inside scoop'.

And by the way - Connaisseur - since you got a 'polite' reply, we do expect to see a FR posted soon....... LOL

The Traveler

02-07-06, 22:33

Dinghy,

if I got Traveler1234 right, he meant that a simple Google would also bring up the appropriate posts of this forum besides additional info that might pop up. Not necessarily a bad idea if you ask me.

Meaty

02-08-06, 03:10

Was in akane over the weekend. sid
And i had the pleasure of introducing Sid to this fine establishment, unfortunately, despite several visits to the Chidlom branch and being VERY satisifed, the service from Maiyumi in soi 33 was crap, aweful, unfortunately i concur with Sid on all parts of his post and will stick to chidlom branch. We were there at around 1pm on a Saturday.

We also had an attempt at Catherines massage around 4pm on a Saturday the place was full of guys with just 3 FB girls, none of which were good, we left after about 30 minutes of waiting.

We then drove round to Victorias Secret, (exit Catherines, turn left to head to the front of the soi, turn left and stay left (you can't turn right anyway) about 100m, you will see a big red sign that says Massage Club, pointing left, turn left, follow for 200m, road bends to left, but you can go straight (its a dead end), VS is 100m up on your left)
Small FB, approached by perfect english speaking mama, girls in FB wearing biking tops, prices quoted were, 2,100, 2,300, 2,400 and the supermodels, there was nothing worth it at 5pm Saturday.

From here we drove on to Colonze, so back to Rama 9, driving away from town, about 3km on the left.
Nice place, well decked out, nice relaxed feel to it, FB had maybe 20 girls, and there were 3-4 super models (the papasans description, certainly not mine) we were quoted, 1,900 and 2,100 for 2 hrs with FB, and a series of SM prices which i didn't listen too. Stayed here for nearly an hour trying to choose but pickings were poor, there were a lot of large breasted gals here, but there faces were awful, left here and drove to the bungalow gaff near Theperak that i had spotted a few weeks ago. This turned out to be nothing more than an upmarket ST hotel, no girls on offer and no help in finding one locally.

We then ventured to S&J Entertainment on Srinakarin Road, (same side as Seacon, just before it as you head out of town) I was under the impression that this place had a large FB, it doesn't, there were 6 very fat and old woman, and one lovely, 18yr old, unfortunately Sid and I both knew where this was going and we opted out ! Prices here were 200 massage, 400 oil massage, 2hrs, never got to the tip stage so can't say. (Sids gone now, so will be back soon with FR to follow, sorry Sid!)

After a disasterous day out we called it a night, (early evening).

Until the next day....

Side note: The terms ugly / awful etc etc, are JMHO, everyone has there own tastes, the long timers will I'm sure agree that after living here a few years, you get more than just a little picky, you start looking at there feet, nails and all sorts, sad really !

Meaty

02-08-06, 03:27

So Saturday had gone really bad, the idea had been a busy day of pussy activities and so far all Sid had experienced was how to take a finger up the arse at Akane, not a good start.

At 11:45am on Sunday we headed out for a last ditch attempt, drove to catherines, uncertain if opening was 12pm, 1pm, or 2pm, turns out the sign says 2pm, but when we arrived at around 12:30pm, the place had plenty of blokes waiting but not a single FB gal. We waited 10 minutes and then decided to try Colonze again. We got there at around 1pm, the place had around 20 staff (papasans, waitresses etc) no customers and no girls, papasan raced over to tellus he had 2 girls waiting for us, he walked us around the FB to the bar and tol dus to wait, he came back after 2 minutes and thrust 2 girls at us, he quoted 2,500 per girl, i asked if they were FB, he said yes, i then told him they were 2,100 each, his smile disappeared, but he agreed. I took one look and there was only one i liked, i knew Sid would also want her, so i turned to Sid and said "nah, theres only one again" he concurred, we let the girls return out back and because my window of opportunity had now closed, we decided to have a few cokes here before parting company. We stayed here until around 2:30, customers started turning up, all Asian, when we left there was, and had only ever been one girl in the FB.

The story gets worse, turns out Sid's "one" was not the same as my "one", and we could have been enjoying the extras had we just checked with each other !

So i failed Sunday and we parted company, not a good MP weekend at all.

Asian Piper

02-08-06, 03:45

Hi Guys,

I'm in BKK next week for a mere 7hrs (stopover). I arrive around noon.

Does that leave me with enough time to visit Nataree?

Are there options close to/ at the airport? I believe there's a MP at the airport. I'd appreciate if you provide your insights on the service and costs at this place.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers,

NimbooNO NO NO, do NOT stay at the airport my friend. The parlor at the airport is awfull. Hair salon style SITTING chair and price gouging. I doubt you get more than a HJ. GET a cab and have him take you to Sukhumvit and WALK all over the place to have all the fun you want.

Plan on being back at the airport with 90 minutes to spare and save Baht500 for the departure tax.

Google the city nightlife stuff and you can find TONS of maps with all the parlors, etc on them

PM me if you need one quicker. I may have one or two on my computer that I can send your way.

Grab your map and RUN RUN RUN to the fun in BKK.

Adjarn

02-11-06, 11:33

hey guys,
i appreciate all of the post you guys have made. i'm not stranger to the mp scene in thailand, but i usually prefer to have fs or pick up girls from various places. over the past 5-10 years i've done several of the places you guys have talked about, i have rrff and actively post in the thailand section, but i have several questions to ask.

first, akane. i've read the posts and checked their website, but never been there. obviously, a bj paradise. can you tell me if there is any difference in the service by ordering one girl vs. two or three? i mean will the one girl still give you the shower scene in the chair, back in the room still give you the same rimming and several bjs? is the only difference just having two girls at a time? are their services really that much better than ordinary p4p girls? i mean it's easy to get a bj in thailand. also, are both mps exactly the same with service because it seems one is easier to find than the other?

second, can you guys provide more info, advice, experience, prices regarding euro mp/euro inn hotel, [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), star of light, tulips, and baron's/lotus.
adjarn

thanks for your time and help.

Ralph Kramden

02-11-06, 13:49

Connaisseur

I have stayed in the Silom Road area a couple of times and never ran across an MP. What you will find though is plenty of street hustlers trying to direct you to MPs they make a commission from. Stay away from them. My advice is to head towards the nearest Sky Train or MRT station and proceed to the MP of your choice. Search the forum or Google for Bangkok tonight. I have posted the URL before and Jackson didn't delete it or chide me because it really doesn't compete with ISG, but more compliments the information you can find here.

If you like red-coconut curry, the Silom Village Restaurant makes a great one. The place is on all the tourist maps.

Sakaundeh

02-11-06, 14:28

Hi Guys,

I'm in BKK next week for a mere 7hrs (stopover). I arrive around noon.

Does that leave me with enough time to visit Nataree?

Are there options close to/ at the airport? I believe there's a MP at the airport. I'd appreciate if you provide your insights on the service and costs at this place.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers,

Nimboo

Nimboo, my Getting laid on a layover (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=417764&postcount=1061) report may be of interest to you. You should have enough time for a quickie at Nataree; I think they open around 1:30pm so by the time you clear immigration and customs, you'll be there just on opening time. Another tip is to check your bags right through to your desitnation if you can, but you still may need to check-in again (without baggage) at BKK. Refer to my report for details.

Run Mann

02-11-06, 16:05

Ralph

There are quite a few massage joints around Tower Inn on Silom Road, If you exit the hotel and walk in either direction on you can see them (most are on the opposite side of the street from the hotel). Lisa's Massage is good one, can't remember the names of the others, they have a girl there that is an excellent manicurist. The three MP I visted in that area all offered some type of extra services.

Rugger 123

02-11-06, 19:54

Help me guys. I have booked into Indira Regent Hotel over the internet for three days. Don't know why. Maybe it looked good. Any places nearby for mongering. Any help appreciated.

Thanks guys

Duniawala

02-12-06, 15:57

Help me guys. I have booked into Indira Regent Hotel over the internet for three days. Don't know why. Maybe it looked good. Any places nearby for mongering. Any help appreciated.

Thanks guys
There is always public transportation to take you to those places (NEP, Patpong, Cowboy) bus, trains, tuk-tuk and walking. Just get a map.

Boy Toy

02-13-06, 05:09

Help me guys. I have booked into Indira Regent Hotel over the internet for three days. Don't know why. Maybe it looked good. Any places nearby for mongering. Any help appreciated.

Thanks guys

just behind the indiira regent hotel are the two massage parlors called chaphaya 2 ( J2) and cp1 ( J1), you may be able to overlook them from a high rise point in the hotel, i stayed at the baiyoke sky adjacent to the indira regent on the 40th floor , clould get a clear view of the same, however the locality pratunam is not one of the best places to live, if you are looking for a good mongering scene , stay in sukumvit.

Adjarn

02-13-06, 14:19

Hey guys,
There is actually several MP's and Karaoke places very close to Silom. If you go to the Plaza Hotel on Surawong street (parallel to silom, opposite side of Patpong) you will have several choices. Walking out of the hotel turn left towards Patpong. If you continue in this direction you will see a variety of small places offering various servious, some non-sexual. However, I recommend that you turn left from the hotel, walk about 10 meters, then cross the street towards a seafood restauarnt on the corner. This corner block has several places, mostly in the side streets behind, but a few on the mainstreet. I suggest walking towards the 7-11 (about 100 meters) and turning left on one of the side streets. You will see several places. I like this area because it is a very different feel from many MPs. Some of these places are for Thais, others cater to Asians, but us white guys are more than welcome and I've never been charged extra (I can speak Thai) Variety of women vary enormously from place to place and night to night. But, it's the experience of it all, and it's not that far from Patpong if you don't find what you're looking for.
Adjarn
BTW, wasn't there anyone out there who could respond to my earlier post?

Meaty

02-14-06, 05:50

hey guys, first, akane. i've read the posts and checked their website, but never been there. obviously, a bj paradise. can you tell me if there is any difference in the service by ordering one girl vs. two or three? i mean will the one girl still give you the shower scene in the chair, back in the room still give you the same rimming and several bjs? is the only difference just having two girls at a time? are their services really that much better than ordinary p4p girls? i mean it's easy to get a bj in thailand. also, are both mps exactly the same with service because it seems one is easier to find than the other?
2 girls = 4 hands, 2 tongues, 4 breasts, other than that no difference !
the speciality here is the attention to your arse, if thats your thing akane is great, if its not, just go to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) for a bj. i would recomend the chidlom branch, but jmho.

second, can you guys provide more info, advice, experience, prices regarding euro mp/euro inn hotel, [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), star of light, tulips, and baron's/lotus. adjarn, thanks for your time and help.
euro mp, tulips = hj 500, bj 1,000, fs 1,500, massage 800 baht for 2 hours, tulip is extremely good, the owner is an ex barons girl, great service
[CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) = bbjcim/cof/cob 700, fs 1,100, st in room 1,600
star of light = bbjcim/cof/cob 500, decor changed, no longer cut out bar, very bright interior, can get service during the day in the bar, evenings they prefer you take to a st hotel (police crackdown). avoid this place around the 15th of each month, this is when the police come to collect their fee's !
barons/lotus - forget it, since changing from barons to lotus this place is a waste of time, knock it off your list.

Connaisseur

02-14-06, 18:50

Thanks, Ralph! I appreciate the intel. I did check out a few MPs' websites, and am somewhat drawn to Akane. I am off to Thailand this weekend, and will post my findings!
And yes, I do love red coconut curry ;-)!

Conn.

Adjarn

02-16-06, 13:21

Thanks Meaty,
adjarn

Marcusau

02-16-06, 15:48

After reading a few reports, I finally made it to Akane a few days ago. This is my kind of place! I went the whole hog, a 90 minute Fassion massage with 2 girls, plus a third one joining in for the last 30 minutes. I can't remember the names of the girls, it's impossible because they are all Thai with Japanese names.

The session started with a thorough washing in the bath with particular attention to my arse by one girl while the other girl soaped me up so thoroughly that I nearly came in the shower! To the bed for a relaxing massage, then the licking started. The more beautiful of the two cuddled, kissed and licked me like she was my girlfriend while the other girl probed, licked, sucked and thoroughly cleaned my arse with her tongue. I have never experienced anything like this, she kept it up for about 45 minutes! I was instructed to assume the doggy position at one stage so the arse specialist could do her thing while the other girl licked and sucked my dick. We were all naked by now. Then there was a knock on the door and the third girl came in and also took off her clothes to join in, sliding under me to lick my chest and nipples. When she first came in, there were giggles all around, what a Kodak moment with me there in doggy position! I was in heaven and then the session got better! I was turned over and arse girl continued with her special talent. The girl who came in later laid on one side of me and caressed my chest while the most beautiful of them (I think her name was Yumi) kissed me while I fingered her pussy, which was getting very wet. Arse girl then gave me a brief BBBJ then put on a cap and continued with a covered BJ. The beautiful one was getting very horny from my finger workout and she suddenly jumped across to position herself above my dick. I actually thought she was going to slide me inside but she placed my dick between her pussy lips and rode herself to climax. She then slipped the condom off and continued with this Japanese style simulated root until I couldn't take it anymore and I blew like a whale! The girls all exclaimed to each other in incomprehensible Thai (not my best language) and were apparently very pleased with their achievement. After caressing me for a while, they showered me again before I hit the street.

I have had several great massages without actually having sex which were more pleasurable than sex and this was one of those. In fact, I can safely say that my session at Akane was the best rub-n-tug I have ever experienced! I would rate this place as a must try.

Ralph Kramden

02-17-06, 04:03

Marcusau

Great report about Akane. From reading reports by others that did not have such a sucksexful experience as yours, it just goes to show you that P4P can sometimes be hit or miss, and it depends on the girl(s) and their mood at a particular point in time. The important thing is to keep trying to blow your load like a whale (great description). Great times like that make up for the sometimes not always satisfying sessions. The mongerers life: "How sweet it is!"

Meaty

02-17-06, 10:01

Does anyone know if Colonze is a 2 shot place like catherines ?

SidTheSexist

02-17-06, 10:10

Does anyone know if Colonze is a 2 shot place like catherines ?

meaty, mate,
your going to have to find somewhere which has girls who offer one shot before you find a place with two!!! hehehehe :)

sid

Meaty

02-17-06, 10:22

meaty, mate,
your going to have to find somewhere which has girls who offer one shot before you find a place with two!!! hehehehe :)
sid

You got me :(

Traveler1234

02-17-06, 12:20

Does anyone know if Colonze is a 2 shot place like catherines ?

He he...I need to entertain some local clients this coming Wed night -- good reason to check it out instead of my favorite Long Beach. Come join us....my dinner won't be over till 8 or so and you can make the cross town trek in plenty of time!

Usetheforce Luke

02-18-06, 18:55

Would you guys recommend Akane or Annie's for overall satisfaction? I'm looking for some fun tomorrow early afternoon and am up for just about anything. Your pearls of wisdom are greatly appreciated.

Usetheforce Luke

02-18-06, 19:07

Perhaps one of you veteran's could shed some light on which of the two MP's provides greater satisfaction. I'm looking for a good time early tomorrow afternoon and can only try one of the two.

Your pearls of wisdom are greatly appreciated.

Slambo

02-19-06, 22:33

Annies and Akane are different animals. Annies is a soapy joint and Akane an oily (sort of), and, it has to be said, a little fixated on the butt. Yours, not theirs.

Another diff is that Annies is a fishbowl and Akane is more like... snorkeling -- the lineup is in your face, and if you're not used to swimming like that, you might lose your breath. Not that they're all stunning, but the fact that they're not makes you have to look good and hard, and oh so casual. Especially because Akane offers a solid twofer, and if you're wise, you'll take it, or there's more on the menu. (Talkin' soi 33 here, but prob interchangeable.) Not gonna dice baht, but it's a decent deal. Or indecent, like yr momma said.

What can be had at Annies is available around bkk in spades from what you can read on these boards. Akane seems to have more of a specific training program, and they ply their trade with glee. A little too much, maybe, if you want privacy and you've got two little giggling spinners golfing on yr nut and the walls don't reach the ceiling. Overseas squeaking going on, but you can either play quiet or make a symphony in the key of lube. They can sing and they can play violin, but it ain't a boink joint, at least to a first-timer, and they won't even put it to you. (Annies and its ilk are, in the end, an exotic, erotic bath & fock with the gf you never knew, in the privacy of yr own private pimp pad; Akane is about the best non-penetrative sex you can pay for, minus a hot thai girl's finger on yr azz, and the before/after shower and de/robing)

Prob not a place for everyone, but they love to play, if yr game.

LukeSkyWanker

02-19-06, 23:23

I tried Annies about 10 months ago and I wasn't impressed I have had much better in Pattaya MPs, after reading the past reports on Akane on the board I will be giving it a try very soon.

May the force be with you.

Panya

02-20-06, 03:44

I met up with a few Thai friends and was told that Mayfair -- located on Sukhumvit Soi 1 -- now has a category of girls that are available for FS for Baht 2,500. So off we went, and I was practically drooling all the way.

A little bit of background : Years ago, I was a frequent patron of Mayfair, and almost every night when I was in Bangkok, I would take out the girls back to my hotel; at that time, it cost Baht 5,000 for overnight. Considering the fact that these girls were slightly "fresh", the GFE more than compensated for the higher price. Not only were they wet, they were "innocent" enough to enjoy orgasm after orgasm.

The establishment also provided the option of on-site FS, and had special bedrooms, but I had never tried before.

Unfortunately, after a change in management, FS or take-out service stopped completely.

Back to the present: Having been regaled with the fact that the services were back to what it was, I had a high degree of anticipation. On arrival, we selected to sit at the piano bar area, as it was more cosy. I selected a 23year old, 170cm, upthrust 36B breasts, sweet looking gal by the name of Cat.

After a half dozen warm-up drinks of whiskey, I broached to her that I would like to take her back to my hotel -- it was a tremendous let-down, when she replied that she wasn't available. I then discreetly complained to my friend, and he made a check with mama-san. It turned out that I had inadvertently selected from the wrong category of stocks, and he recommended that I change the girl.

However, with the whiskey buzz, I did not really understand what he was trying to tell me, and since it was already 10.15pm, I told him that I will be going off to where I could unload for sure.

So, with another friend, we headed for Lotus, and arrived at about 10.30pm. There were only 4 girls sitting there, and not much in terms of looks or physique. As I was wound up tight, and needed to trigger the release of about 1 week's worth of spermatozoa production, I selected a girl by the name of Tik -- in terms of looks, she was relatively the best of the worst.

Off we went to the a room on the 3rd floor, and that's where things went downhill. I took a shower, and when I asked her to join me, she declined, saying that she already had her shower. I was puzzled as to why she did not join me as, definitely, 10 showers a day would be normal for them. "Oh well", I thought to myself, maybe it was because of the late hour. With my single minded focus on the impending release, I failed to pickup the signals. One of which was that she did not even offer me any soap, so my shower was more of a rinse with normal hot water.

Suffice, to say that the oil massage that followed was terribly poor -- no pressure or pleasure. In fact, I missed another obvious signal, i.e. there was no coy caressing of my balls or groin area. So, what I had for 1 1/2 hours was a gentle stroking, that is reminescent of a mother patting/cuddling a newborn child -- definitely, not a massage.

At the end of the session, she asked me if I wanted a HJ, and I replied that I was actually looking for the full course. She hesitated, and replied "Oh .... okay". She then disrobed, and I was so disappointed with her body. She had about 1.5 inch of fat around her tummy, and tits that looked like tribal women from a National Geographic program -- you know, longish, flattish, with hardly any mass at all. How in the world did she get selected to work in a massage parlour??

What followed was a miserable session, where I lost my erection time and again, even though I tried to conjure up images of Penthouse magazine centrefolds or the latest porn. I finally asked her to finish with a HJ, and left in disgust.

DO NOT GO TO LOTUS -- IT REALLY SUCKS NOW!!! I have to agree with some of the recent posts on the place. Initially, I thought that it could have been some misfortune by fellow mongers to have selected bad stocks, but after this experience, I would rather abstain than pay for the what it is now.

Panya

02-20-06, 04:05

The next day, we drove to Hua Hin, and played golf. After a fantastic seafood dinner, we checked out Hin Nam Sai Suay karaoke pub. After my complaints of the night before in Bangkok, my friends cautioned me that the nightlife in Hua Hin is very very tame, and that I should not expect too much.

On arrival, I was very impressed with the establishment, the decor and classiness reminded me of the Soprano in Bangkok. The ladies were all dressed in long, black gowns, and looked very very nice.

The karaoke rooms were a bit small, all in all, it was truly a tame affair, as the girls were not available for take-out. There was one stunner, though, by the name of Pangbon (??) and was selected by my friend. She had the height, body and sweet looks of a movie star -- no kidding!!

In any case, as I was in search of excitement, I left with another friend to a place called Petchburi Massage/Diamond Club. I don't know my way around, so I would not be able to give any directions. When we walked in, it looked like a real dump, and the girls on display were not par for the course. However, I managed to pick-out one sweet, cute looking girl, and we proceeded upstairs -- her name is Chaa.

The room turned out to be like the "ap nam" concept, and not wanting to waste time, I asked her to go straight to the session.

While she undressed, I came up behind her and cupped her breasts from behind, whilst positioning my member between her buttocks. Her breasts were quite well-rounded, and I immediately erected. We proceeded to bed, and I suckled on her nipples, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that she was wet, when I reached between her legs. I dived down and started DATY, and was very encouraged that I could bring her to orgasm 3 times. Her bush was not trimmed, and tickled my nose quite a bit.

Then, it was her turn, and she gave me a superb BBBJ, that had me standing at 120% full mast. UNable to lawst much longer, I asked her to cap me, and I mounted her in the missionary position. After pumping for about 5 minutes, I shot my load. After dressing, we went downstairs and chatted over a beer. Turns out, she's from Bangkok, and works as an ML there as well. When I asked whether she could follow me back to my hotel, she informed that she had planned to go back to Bangkok that very night, at about 3am.

Anyway, I have got her phone number, and when I asked whether I could share the number with my friends, she said "Yes!". However, I think that it would be difficult to know when she's in Bangkok, and when she's not.

All in all, a GREAT experience in Hua Hin, despite all the forum reports, and caution by friends that there's nothing shaking in this town.

Name : Chaa
Age : 23 yrs
Height: 5ft 2 in
Breasts : 7/10 34B
GFE : 7/10
BBBJ : 9/10
DATY : Yes
AR : No
WIR : May be
Damage : Baht 1,800

Meaty

02-20-06, 04:55

He he...I need to entertain some local clients this coming Wed night -- good reason to check it out instead of my favorite Long Beach. Come join us....my dinner won't be over till 8 or so and you can make the cross town trek in plenty of time!
Couldn't hold it for that long, so went on Saturday !
Arrived 3pm, fishbowl had 5 girls, all except 1 were hot (IMO) theres a plump female mamasan here, shes freindly, not pushy, and speaks perfect english, she's also not shy to requests :)
Anyway she recommended 373, from the 2,100 baht section, i said okay, you get 10 free minutes to chat at your table to see if its working out or not, which i found to be a great idea.
The room was very small, and there was a support pillar at the end of my bed. No mirrors on the ceiling or walls, and no porn on the TV :(
Service was great, turned out her face wasn't as pretty as it had first looked and she had fake breasts (which were actually great). Her BBBJ skills were amazing, inclduing DT, she was also doing crazy stuff with her nails at the same time which was working really well for me. After a long DT BBBJ, she popped a rubber on and we went at it, she wasn't as loose as a lot of Thai girls tend to be these days :) it was a good session followed by an assisted shower, back on the bed, cuddled for 5 minutes and then she started again.
This time i asked for just the BBBJ, she offered condom, i said no, she then took me to heaven and back and ended with a DT CIM which was amazing, after, she told me it was spicy and could she have some more :)
Another assisted shower, and that was me done, she asked if i wanted one more, but i was on the clock and needed to be going, i tipped her 500 baht and she was more than happy, slipped mamasan 100 baht on the way out.
As i was leaving, and walked past the fishbowl, i noticed at least 20 or so girls and maybe 30 or so guys sitting around waiting to choose, one of the girls in the FB suddenly spotted me, and started going crazy, she was waving to me, she started licking 2 of her fingers and then simulating a BJ, whilst lifting her skirt up, she was holding back very little, i smiled and brushed it off, but i was surprised to say the least, she wasn't a real looker, but i got the impression she was up for a serious session, i have no idea who she was !

T1234, Wednesday looks okay for me at the moment, if i make it i'll be the white guy, wearing dark jeans and a black t-shirt smoking marlboro lights, sat in the 2nd row (elevated) somewhere, unless i see you first.

AlLostInSpace13

02-20-06, 12:10

Most hotels are fully booked - JW Marriott, Sheraton... I had to scramble and eventually found a room at the Four Seasons. Is there any massage or pickup establishments close by or should I venture over to NEP?

Frank Furious

02-20-06, 20:15

I was on my way to my last MP sex for the day when the Taxi drove past two stationary motorcycle cops on a pretty sparsely populated road. They hailed down the taxi, the driver obeying in a very compliant way. The driver said nothing, the cops opened the door and told me to get out.

Cop: Where you from?

Me: England

Cop: uhhhh

Me: England, UK

Cop: What you have in pockets. Take out.

I took out a smartphone, packet of Trojan condoms, passport copy, 3500 baht in 500s and some plastic. He examined each item, even asking what the handwritten phone numbers were on the back of the passport (my travel insurance phone number). Surprisingly he didn't seem to care about the condoms. He then did a very thorough contact search; I mean I was thinking may be he's going get out some latex gloves if he wants to search anywhere else.

Cop: What you doing?

Me: 'I'm looking for sex you dumb **** came to mind', but thank god reason took over and I calmly told him 'I'm going to meet some friends' - so we can all go and look for sex together! - only kidding about the last bit.

He gave me back my stuff with a disgusted expression on his face, like he couldn't nick me for anything.

Looking back I'm pretty sure if I had sworn at him I think I could have been in serious trouble. If I had any drugs on me, I wouldn't be writing this, because the next day a friend told me what their jail cell conditions are like - no 802.11g access points apparently.

Glad I learnt a lesson without paying for it.

I can't remember the road name but I was heading to Embassy.

AlLostInSpace13

02-21-06, 06:06

Meaty

02-21-06, 06:40

I did the ultimate stupid thing - taking a taxi to a massage parlor. I will never do that again. The damage: 4,000 baht for the massage + 350 baht for the papasan + 500 baht for the girl + 170 baht for a beer and mineral water + 60 baht for the cleaning lady.
Although I had the best massage I've ever had, it's still not worth that much.
I think this deserves to be in the FAQ.
100 baht to papasan - and only after the massage is finished, and only if it warrants a tip, ie it was as good as the papasan recomended.
20 baht for the cleaning lady is plenty
The 4,000 for the massage may not be that bad, it depends on where you went and what you picked, if you went to a high end place and chose a sideliner model, then 4K might be the right price, if not you were probably ripped.
500 tip to the girl is fair, if you received a service that you felt warranted it.
Tell us more about the venue, service, choices etc.

Ralph Kramden

02-21-06, 14:53

AlLostInSpace13

I certainly concur with Meaty that you should identify a place that you felt you paid much more than you should have. And it can't be repeated enough to everyone:

1) Never fall for smooth talking taxi/tuk-tuk drivers hustling MP destination trips.

2) If you hire a taxi or tuk-tuk to take you to an MP, always have it drop you off within walking distance at a hotel or some such place.

AlLostInSpace13

02-21-06, 15:17

100 baht to papasan - and only after the massage is finished, and only if it warrants a tip, ie it was as good as the papasan recomended.
20 baht for the cleaning lady is plenty
The 4,000 for the massage may not be that bad, it depends on where you went and what you picked, if you went to a high end place and chose a sideliner model, then 4K might be the right price, if not you were probably ripped.
500 tip to the girl is fair, if you received a service that you felt warranted it.
Tell us more about the venue, service, choices etc.

It was Cupidty (I was told near Prince Hotel). Quite a lineup of superstars, but the non-ss' were not bad either, so I picked a non-ss, name was Oye, 27yr. She was eager to please and 90% GFE. Pretty face, good massage skills and with a little bit of baby fat. Personally I thought the soapy body massage was kinda awkward - lots of work but little effect, but it could be just me. She did the cowgirl thing and almost rode the poor horsie to the ground. I'm too old for this type of girl. Did I mention the baby fat?

Anyways today, I learned the skytrain and went to Phaya Thai station for ChaoPhya 2 using these directions:
Go out exit 4 and turn right on Sriayudhya Street. ChaoPhya 1 is first on your right. Take the walk bridge to the other side of the road for ChaoPhya 2.
My 2 cents: It was a good 5 min. walk 'til I reached ChaoPhya 1. Thought I went the wrong way at first...

Only a small number of superstars (perhaps 10 altogether) but I thought not all of them were lookers. The non-ss' were mostly 5 or 6's with some gems mixed in. I practically stood there for 3-4 minutes before picking #2 - a slender Thai-Japanese mix, she claimed to be 34yr old but looked like 28. Her massage stills were even better than yesterday's. Must have spent 5 x 2 = 10 minutes simply working on my feet. Massaging every muscle. I let her do the cowgirl again, but #2 is a much better cowgirl for this old horse. I'll always select more slender girls from now on. She wanted to be GFE, but broke the golden rule by asking me to take her out - even before I took off my shoes - strike! Other than that she wasn't bad at all. If I happen to be alone in Bangkok at night in my hotel room, I would give her a call. But what are the chances of that? Sorry, I shouldn't joke.

The damage: massage 1,700 b + 2 large beers 200 b + tip for the beer girl 20 b + cleaning lady 20 b + tip for miss #2 500+100 b

Likach

02-21-06, 16:38

I was getting ready to reply when Slambo beat me to the punch - Annies is definitely a Grade D minus Soapy. Akane is a totally different animal. I've had FS in Akane - but only on a repeat, and usually when I take only one girl. The last time I was there the young lady really wanted to do it without a condom. Tempting - but no thanks. Add Akane to your "Don't Miss While In Bangkok" list. I've only used the one on Chitlom, so I can't speak to the Soi 33 shop.

Happy Hunting,

Likach

Annies and Akane are different animals. Annies is a soapy joint and Akane an oily (sort of), and, it has to be said, a little fixated on the butt. Yours, not theirs.

Another diff is that Annies is a fishbowl and Akane is more like... snorkeling -- the lineup is in your face, and if you're not used to swimming like that, you might lose your breath. Not that they're all stunning, but the fact that they're not makes you have to look good and hard, and oh so casual. Especially because Akane offers a solid twofer, and if you're wise, you'll take it, or there's more on the menu. (Talkin' soi 33 here, but prob interchangeable.) Not gonna dice baht, but it's a decent deal. Or indecent, like yr momma said.

What can be had at Annies is available around bkk in spades from what you can read on these boards. Akane seems to have more of a specific training program, and they ply their trade with glee. A little too much, maybe, if you want privacy and you've got two little giggling spinners golfing on yr nut and the walls don't reach the ceiling. Overseas squeaking going on, but you can either play quiet or make a symphony in the key of lube. They can sing and they can play violin, but it ain't a boink joint, at least to a first-timer, and they won't even put it to you. (Annies and its ilk are, in the end, an exotic, erotic bath & fock with the gf you never knew, in the privacy of yr own private pimp pad; Akane is about the best non-penetrative sex you can pay for, minus a hot thai girl's finger on yr azz, and the before/after shower and de/robing)

Prob not a place for everyone, but they love to play, if yr game.

Orang05

02-21-06, 17:56

Over the past several years [7 visits to LOL since 03] I have come to appreciate CP2 for its consistency. It's a solid choice for girls in the 6-8 range, and service in the 7-8 range. Papasans are pretty candid and the girls deliver as advertised. On every occasion that I returned to CP2 during the same visit [within a week or two] the papasan recognized me [I always go about 4-7 PM] and responded to my counter-offer, reducing the tariff by 100-150B. IMO CP1 is less so in every respect, save price; I've never been quoted less than 2100 for the usual soapy. Their SSs are better looking than CP2, but the prices mentioned have always been ridiculous and I have never done business . There are better places in BKK in my book than CP2 [Moina Lisa is a favorite] but CP2 is on my "tried-and-true" list.

Another perq if you visit in the afternoon [before 5]: As you walk up the right side of Sriayudhya Street towards the pedestrian overpass [to CP2] there is a very interesting little museum on the right-hand side of the street [sorry, the name escapes me, but it is on all the tourist maps] that is not on the usual; #1 tourist list. If you were to go in the early afternoon you could do the museum for an houor or two than satisfy your other urges at CP2 before the rush hour hit. A balanced afternoon, IMO!

Have fun.

RCA Knight

02-21-06, 19:35

Frank Furious, you are lucky that these Thai cop did not place drugs in your pocket to set you up. There are many cases this happened and the poor tourists were extorted huge amount of money. And there are still innocent people in Thai prison serving life or 40 yeras for police trap in this country notorious for human rights.

As a very serious pre-caution to all Thai visitors, when the police want to stop you, better not let them stand behind you, and always watch carefully what they have in their hands. Otherwise you maybe spend the rest of your life in Bangkok Hilton if you are not able to pay their extortion.

Neo Sex

02-21-06, 20:02

Dinghy

02-21-06, 21:59

Frank - there are SOME advantages to being older. I would suspect you are maybe 30's?

They don't even look at the "older" pom see-tao farang-chai - or at least it's only a cursory look. They even help at times...

AlLostInSpace13

02-22-06, 02:54

I´m new to the scene in BK

Whatever you do, never take a taxi to a massage! Of course, unless you have money to burn.

Acer V

02-22-06, 03:23

Orang05,
The little museum down the road from CP2 is called the Suan Pakkad Palace. It is ex residence of a prince and princess and a delightful little gem, off the beaten tourist track.

CP2 has alwasy treated me well in the past too. At times they get a little busy and production-line-like. Thats my only complaint.

Meaty

02-22-06, 03:27

Hey guys!
I´m new to the scean in BK and i´m going there for only a day and night but I whould very much like to know your opinions on a few things.
First off. I whould like to meet up with a girl for the duration of the stay who can show me around Bangkok (even the city name soundes dirty when I think about it: -)) but of corse also show me hellofagoodtime in bed.
Anyone know of any agencys who kater this service?
Second. If there is only time to visit one massage parlour, wich one should it be?
Third. What are the generall deal when going to places to find girls. Etc etc.
Thankfull for all the help I can get. Neosex
First off, because your post indicates you are unable to do the neccessary research yourself by RTFF i will take the line of recomending the easiest possible thing, that requires no effort and cannot fail.
Check in to the hotel next door to Catherines MP on Rama 9 (T1234, i can't remember the name). Go to Catherines and take a girl, if you like her take her out and let her show you the sights, keep her until you get bored and then return to Catherines, asking her who will give you good service, if she is crap, keep taking one till you find a tour guide.
OR, if your feeling dangerous and want to take a risk, goto Sukhumvit, check in to one of the many, many hotels, goto Nana, pick one and enjoy.

Meaty

02-22-06, 03:37

It was Cupidty
You were definetly ripped, this place (in Entertainment Plaza) is one of the most well known rip joints for taxi and tuk tuk pick ups off of sukhumvit.
The prices quoted can range from 2,500 to 4,000 for a FB girl, the real price is 1,800, the papasan will try it on according to how wised up he thinks you are, you must have been drooling and wearing an "MP VIRGIN" t-shirt !
Sidelines go for 2,500, but again quoted prices are much more.
On the good side you have found CP2, a place i used to goto ever day, back when the office was situated close by :) I stopped using this place when one day the papsan introduced me to something that made me physically sick. The rules on this board prevent me from saying what it was, but i can tell you that to the right of the FB is a small room with a very small opening. This place was taken off of my to do list and in 5yrs i have never returned.

Oldian

02-22-06, 11:08

I live fairly near to Catherine's, have been getting great service there for the most part in recent times. Some great gals, and at 1500 for 2 shots and a beautiful woman at that, cant go wrong. At any rate, went over last Saturday at 215pm, zero gals in the bowl, and a few punters around. Wondered what was up as I've been there before at that time with a crowd on both sides. Papasan told me around 3 there would be ladies. Had a drink and hung out until 320. At that point, Papasan brings me a gal and asked if I liked her (I didn't). I ask if there will be other gals shortly and he says no. No answers so I left, wondering where the gals were. Then I noticed that La Defense down the street was reduced to rubble, and wondered if someone had a problem with the boys in brown or other? At any rate, went on to Natarees, where I had a stunner as well as 2 shots (rarity there? ) for 2000. Wondered afterwards if they had put up their prices or surcharged me, as I seem to remember always paying around 1700 for fishbowl gals there. Anyone know?

Frank Furious

02-22-06, 12:26

Frank Furious, you are lucky that these Thai cop did not place drugs in your pocket to set you up......The thought crossed my mind, because there would have been no witnesses, apart from the driver who had a real 'don't want to get involved' attitude. After the event I considered what I would have done if they had placed some of their own powder on me. I thought may be having my country's embassy/consulate number on me may help.

Adjarn

02-22-06, 17:04

hey Meaty,
Are you talking about the "goose"? I thought that was just an urban legend?
adjarn

Meaty

02-23-06, 03:29

hey Meaty,
Are you talking about the "goose"? I thought that was just an urban legend?
adjarn
I wish i was !

Meaty

02-23-06, 03:40

....Wondered afterwards if they had put up their prices or surcharged me, as I seem to remember always paying around 1700 for fishbowl gals there. Anyone know?
In December 05, fishbowl prices were 1,600 and 2,000, sideliners were 2,200, 2,500 and 3,000

Meaty

02-23-06, 03:56

Went last night with a good friend, arrived 6:30pm, FB was empty, sat in a booth to catch up and down some cold ones, this place is WIERD ! during the next 4 hours men were coming and going like there was no tommorrow, at any one time during the next 4hrs there were at least 20 guys standing in front of the FB waiting, during those 4 hrs, i saw only 7 girls enter the bowl, and before they had sat down they were turning around because they had been picked, and it was the same girls you saw back a couple of hours later and getting picked again, this place certainly turns them over fast !
My friend left at 10pm, and as i was heading towards the door a beauty walked into the bowl, who am i to say no, not quite sure how, but she was mine. She had a lovely rack, pleasant girl, good service. She was a 1,500 baht girl, tipped 300 and all was good. Papasan said Thursdays are the night to go, apparently it's packed with many girls, why thursday is different is anybodys guess. But this place does not appear to have the numbers or selection it once had.

Ralph Kramden

02-23-06, 15:00

Oldian

I can confirm Meaty's price report. You must have chosen from the right side facing the FB. The girls on the left are 1600. I have never seen a 3000 girl there. They must be hot if you got a stunner for 2000.

Oldian

02-24-06, 05:50

What is so strange is that there are normally a solid number of gals in the FB no matter what the day. It's as if they have gone to a full on booking system. I think that the demise of La Defense may be related and that something odd is going on.

Oldian

02-24-06, 05:52

That I did, gal from the right side, and she was a stunner. But all the gals on the left were quoted as 2000 too, which I thought odd. With the service and double shot (which I've never had before at Nataree's), I certainly wasn't complaining.

I can confirm Meaty's price report. You must have chosen from the right side facing the FB. The girls on the left are 1600. I have never seen a 3000 girl there. They must be hot if you got a stunner for 2000.[/QUOTE]

Duniawala

02-24-06, 06:29

Anybody visited Darling recently? Is it worth it?

Connaisseur

02-25-06, 15:24

To all fellow mongers/lurkers, this place is MP heaven!! To warm up upon my arrival, I tried a place on Silom Rd. (yes, there are MPs here!) called Jareem, and from the outside it seems like your garden variety no-extras MP, but once Kai, my provider, led me to the upstairs private room and had me naked on the matress, things started to change. "Super Oil Massage" was the service requested, and it ended in one of the happier endings in MP history. Although techincally it was only HJ, so much skill, enthusiasm and fringe benefits (plenty of Asian rimming, licking, etc.) was administered, that it was probably the best twenty bucks (yes, twenty US including tip) I have ever spent on a massage.

Next day Akane - to more accurate, the Chit Lom branch, was on the agenda. I chose the S3P course, which involved 90 minutes special massage, "lip service" and the last 30 minutes the addition of a second girl. Very much in line with previous reports, a thorough shower and soaping was follwed by a fantastic massage, ranging from hard to very sensual. While girl #1 (I am so bad with Asian names, but I think it was Mitsuri or sthg. along those lines) was busy getting down with me in doggie position, I overheard the door and not much later I felt a second tongue working its way towards my rear end (turns out it belonged to "Juri", a definite favorite and highly recommended!). Eventually, I was ordered to turn around on my back, and while #1 was dry-humping me CG-style, I was fingering #2 and nibbling on her boobs at the same time. The "blew-my-load-like-a-whale" quote came to mind...!
All in all, the damage was around .45.

Once again, I can only recommend BKK for some awesome MP action. Will post more on upcoming events!

Sawadee....

Conn.

Lover Boy #2

02-26-06, 06:02

Anybody visited Darling recently? Is it worth it?

I was there a few months ago.....it has fallen down considerably from say 5-6 years ago. I entered at about 2030 and there were about 5 girls behind the glass. I continued left to the bar and had a beer. I came out 30 minutes later and there were the same 5 girls. It was not a good situation and the quality was very low. I did see 1 girl talking in the hall near the reception area who looked great. I approached and was able to take her as my "date". It was an excellent choice, but this could have ended bad...real bad.

Schmada

02-27-06, 07:34

Anybody visited Darling recently? Is it worth it?I have been to Darling three times in the last two weeks. The rooms are shabby and the girls are not the best looking (although there is usually one or two lookers) but for me it's the best service in town. I usually take two girls (4K baht). Compared to Eden I think the girls are better looking in Darling and since I don't care much for the anal probing of Eden girls Darling is the best place for two girl action. Number 24 is my favourite! Fab GFE.

Frank Furious

02-28-06, 23:21

Got a taxi to Poseidon, at 1pm. That shows how much I know about the place, as it doesn't open 'til 2pm. The security guard saw my disappointment. I was getting all psyched up at trying this much talked about MP and then nothing.

Went back to the JW Marriott a little pissed off. Didn't feel like another taxi trek. I mean not the distance, but just trying to explain the location to the driver, without telling him 'take me to Poseidon'. That's good advice btw, and it's been stated here many times. Follow it or get taken for a ride. For Poseidon, I think it’s near the Emerald Hotel.

After some lunch and looking at so many Thai beauties just walking around Nana, started to feel the urge again.

Headed back at 3 pm, I was determined to take the best looking girl I could find to make up for my wasted first trip.

The first thought about Poseidon that came to mind - that I still can't get my head around, is that you have a building the size of a substantial hotel, just for fucking - amazing. And the logo on the outside of the building doesn't try to hide the name of the place either.

This place is supposed to be upmarket with the cost reflecting that, but for people used to paying London money it’s all peanuts to us – I will not be ripped off armed with the ISG though.

Got to Poseidon again, entrance looks impressive, I was directed to the first floor, and when I got there saw a whole bunch of security goons in suits. I guess that's the image they want. Anyway, one of these guys approached me. He took me to one of closest seats to fish bowl, but I told him basically, “look man, I'll chill out and take my time ok” - then took a seat much farther away. You must look like an asshole to the girls if you go right up to the glass and stare at them like pieces of meat - I mean, stare at them like pieces of meat from a distance instead!

My dick started to stiffen immediately looking at so much female beauty, so nicely made up and presented. It is just such great fun having to make such difficult decisions choosing from so many good lookers.

Basically, the charge was 2500 bhat for 2 hours, which I think is not bad. I did ask if there was a model floor, but was told that it was not open yet? Not sure about that.

The girl I had chosen looked exceptional to my eyes, so quickly forgot about the model floor whilst fondling her ass walking to the room Her service was fabulous and in between shafting her had some good conversation too. Got her number and may call her again, she said she’d want 3000 bhat LT.

Ramrod

03-03-06, 10:10

Had been to Darlings twice on my last visit to Bangkok. As compared to other soapies like Halem, my experience has been that the girl makes you cum in the Bath tub by a combination of HJ/Tit Fuck/BJ. Subsequently FS on the bed with mirror. On the second occasion I had difficulty reaching orgasm and I pulled off the condom and came on her breasts, using my hand and the girl holding my balls.

Ramrod

Ralph Kramden

03-03-06, 14:10

Frank Furious,

Thank you for your report. Please tell me how many girls would you say there were to choose from at Poseidon at opening time?

I think it is not far from a subway location. You might look into that instead of taking a cab. I know the Emerald is quite close to a subway stop, and I think the Poseidon is only two more stops away heading away from Sukhumvit Rd.

Frank Furious

03-03-06, 18:11

Ralph,

At that time in the afternoon I would say about 25 or 30, but no more than that, in that particular bowl - though this place is meant to have more than one.

Actually yeah, tell the driver to take you to 'The Grand Hotel', not 'Emerald Hotel' as I mentioned in my description. Emerald Hotel is bit too far away for being dropped off. According to the map it's between 'Huai Khwang' and 'Sutthisan' metro stops on Ratchadaphisek Road.

I've been getting into Cupidy/Plaza for the real lookers lately, so I haven't been back to Poseidon. Found their url: www.poseidon2000.com

Shady Verbal

03-04-06, 04:30

Some recent reports have implied that Poseidon is a commission joint? Is this new? Every time I've been there, I've taken a cab, and there was no commission.

Ralph Kramden

03-04-06, 11:55

Frank Furious,

That is a pretty good selection at opening time, considering they are all fresh. And in my opinion 2500 Bht is not all that bad of a price. Unfortunately their web site is slow. No doubt about it, have the taxi driver drop you off at a nearby hotel to avoid the commission, if there is one. I don't know if there is a commission or not.

Personally, I had good luck at Nataree. It might be worth a look see while making the rounds.

Seeko

03-04-06, 12:50

Basically, the charge was 2500 bhat for 2 hours, which I think is not bad. I did ask if there was a model floor, but was told that it was not open yet? Not sure about that.
You picked the high end one (V's) from the bowl. As for the 3rd floor, the models (P's & Q's) don't show up till 5pm. They are 2900 and 3500, and higher for special booking from the album. And, they get snatched up fairly quickly.
When I was there last month, a group of Japanese took a dozen models. Basically, two girls for each guy. It was amazing to watch the whole group heading up to the suites. After that display of fast reduction in available targets, I quickened my decision process. Whew...

The girl I had chosen looked exceptional to my eyes, so quickly forgot about the model floor whilst fondling her ass walking to the room Her service was fabulous and in between shafting her had some good conversation too. Got her number and may call her again, she said she’d want 3000 bhat LT.
Yes, I learned that the FB girls know they have 2 hrs, so they tried to carry on a conversation to pass time and keep you interested.
3K is not a bad price. After the 500 Baht penalty to the establishment, she would be making less than a day's wages, assuming she normally get picked for 3-4 sessions. So, she must like you to offer a sustantial discount.

Good luck...
Seeko

Seeko

03-04-06, 12:57

No doubt about it, have the taxi driver drop you off at a nearby hotel to avoid the commission, if there is one. I don't know if there is a commission or not.

Personally, I had good luck at Nataree. It might be worth a look see while making the rounds.
For the years I've been to Poseidon, I don't get charged extra for taxi. But, be aware that they have started to institute a surcharge for farangs.

With the Huai Kwang subway station in between Nataree and Poseidon, it's usually a flip of a coin for me whether I walk north or south. The walk is not too long and gives me just enough sweat to feel more comfortable and rewarding upon sitting down for a cold one and the view of the pretty girls.
Yeah, it's a pilgrimage to heaven...

Seeko

Frank Furious

03-04-06, 14:38

Every MP I've been too, the papasan/mamasan immediately susses out that I'm new in town. It's pretty obvious, because I'm still walking around with that look of amazement in my eyes; that look of 'oh my fucking god, I can't believe this city is for real'. That doesn't mean that you have to get taken for a ride though. You can be new and still have good negotiating skills. If you feel you're getting ripped off just leave.

Panya

03-05-06, 16:51

After being sorely disappointed at the service and quality at Lotus (formerly Bar-On), I checked out Thonglor Massage, which is located at just a lane away.

It's a much smaller reception and lounge area, but it's done up much classier and cleaner. On arrival, they ask you to change into slippers, and then provide a photo album for you to choose the girls. I selected Pu, and the note next to her picture stated that she's 19 years of age. When I selected her, I was told that she's a small girl, and since I am not that tall, I said okay with me.

Anyway, went upstairs, and was pleasantly surprised at the cleanliness and modernity of the place and rooms.

Anyway Pu comes in and I had a shock as she's only about 4ft 10 in or so. Anyway, her body is very well proportioned relative to her small size. She did a reasonably good massage, and even played with my didi.

I opted for the full package, and wow! she's really hot, and enjoyed herself more than I did; I believe she orgasmed 2 times. I think being small, she may not have many customers, so may be deprived, as she was very very wet and went wild when we did cowgirl style.

The post-session chat revealed that she's actually 26 years old, and she said that it's the establishment's marketing ploy to state that she's 19yrs. Her body was very very smooth, and tight in all the right places.

Panya

Frank Furious

03-08-06, 22:13

When I was there last month, a group of Japanese took a dozen models. Basically, two girls for each guy. It was amazing to watch the whole group heading up to the suites.

SeekoYeah I would like to have seen that too. With two girls of that quality lookswise though, it must just be total sensory overload. It is hard work satisfying even one of those girls, with two you better be on top of your game.

The girl I had seemed to have no limit to her ability to take a pounding. When licking her out too, she just went on and on and on. One thing about her is that her pussy tasted better than honey, even the best organic honey.

3K is not a bad price. After the 500 Baht penalty to the establishment, she would be making less than a day's wages, assuming she normally get picked for 3-4 sessions. So, she must like you to offer a sustantial discount.

SeekoWell, I did try to bring her off as best I could, but I got nowhere near. I think it was my talk about taking her on holiday.

Retired Army

03-08-06, 23:52

Anyone up for a new thread on escort agencies?

Meaty

03-09-06, 03:06

Anyone up for a new thread on escort agencies?
Do we need a whole thread to tell people not to use them ?

Retired Army

03-09-06, 04:42

Why not? They are like anyother activity. There are some bad and some good. Similar to the massage parlours; some good and some bad. Personally I have had some great experiences with escort agencies.

Meaty

03-09-06, 06:18

Why not? They are like anyother activity. There are some bad and some good. Similar to the massage parlours; some good and some bad. Personally I have had some great experiences with escort agencies.
From what you've just said, i now agree that it could be a good idea, the reason i doubted it was i had yet to see a FR or meet anyone who had had anything but bad experiences with these services, plus with the availability of ladies out there, in all venues, the need to book someone you haven't seen yet isn't as great as other countries, but on the flip i can see how a booking may heighten the fantasy/theme for a change of scenery.
I take back my negative post, and look forward to reading the FR's on your experiences.....in a new thread ?

Retired Army

03-09-06, 12:06

Good point. The thread can also recommend agencies to avoid and which ones offer good service.

Frank Furious

03-09-06, 23:15

I have been to this place a few times now and think it’s got some stunning looking girls. Someone has commented already that it’s well known for being one of the most popular commission joints for taxi drivers. I would agree. Taxi drivers carry around this little fold out card with ads for a load of MPs and Plaza is certainly on that card.

Tell the driver to take you to Prince Hotel if you go - Plaza is round the back. I am getting prices of 3000 for girls on the left had side of the bowl, which is supposedly the model section. I think it is a believable claim - that some of the girls from that section are models. The ones I had said that they had done some photographic work, though I didn’t ask if it was Thai Penthouse or whatever. I have managed to get 2700 once.

I think the rooms are pretty good, they had mirrored ceilings and walls, plus a useless TV next to the bed – well it didn’t have any porn on it. The best looking girl I had there didn’t taste that fresh down below and she was possibly the worst fake moaner I’ve ever experienced in my life – fucking ridiculous actually, felt like gagging her at one point – girl, you may have done modelling but you sure ain’t done acting. She had a stunning almost Eurasian type look.

The management seem to be more pushy than other places I’ve been too. On two occasions the manager just placed himself right next to me and would not leave until I’d made my choice – didn’t like that at all. They’ve got this kid who hangs around outside the entrance motioning to waiting taxis to collect the customers who are leaving. I was asked by another staff member to tip him.

There are so many agents for this place claiming that it’s the highest of high end of MPs. What do the experienced BKK hands think of this?

Think I’m going to avoid this place in future.

Andix

03-10-06, 06:43

Fast Eddie 48

03-10-06, 11:32

I went to catherine mp yesterday first time , got there at 3.30 pm 80 baht taxi 30 min from landmark hotel , wow jackpot 20 girl in the fish bowl , 5
model 2700 baht 10 red button 1700 baht 5 blue button 1500 baht , the model is very hot tall spinner , take noir number 056 red we first shower and
bbbj in the shower and multi postition , and short massage and then round 2
she is very hot and playful very beatiful girl with a hard body and solid 8 in
my book she can be one of the model but she is a little short 150 cm , It take
me a long time 45 min for the 2 round finish with cim , I will give this place a
big thumb up , When i came out it is 5.30 only 3 girl inside the fish bowl , so
go there early .

fast eddie 48

Ralph Kramden

03-10-06, 15:11

Frank Furious,

I certainly agree with you. I have checked out the Plaza Entertainment Center on numerous occasions, both the ground and 6th floors, and not once saw anything that appealed to me. Mind you, these were not ugly hags by any stretch of the imagination, but just not to my liking, and I think overpriced. Different strokes for different folks.

Frank Furious

03-10-06, 16:13

Ralph,

On the plus side did manage to get a Plaza girl to agree to come out for 3000 LT, but there are so many other great girls in Bangkok probably won't bother with her. She is called A from the model section. I've also met a freelancer girl called B. Thai girls have got great easy to remember names. Haven't met a C yet, but I have just met a BB.

Traveler1234

03-10-06, 16:26

I have been to this place a few times now and think it’s got some stunning looking girls. Someone has commented already that it’s well known for being one of the most popular commission joints for taxi drivers. I would agree.

There are so many agents for this place claiming that it’s the highest of high end of MPs. What do the experienced BKK hands think of this?

Think I’m going to avoid this place in future.

I've been there a few times, with mixed results. The models on the left for the higher price on the ground floor were nowhere as enjoyable as the FB girls. And I'm a not a believer in the upstairs superstar version.....

The FB experiences were quite good...in fact I had a 35 yr old Nuch, who was probably one of the best I've ever had in LOS. She had the body of a 20 yr old, GFE experience, great BBBJ and CIM, etc. I was hosted by some local clients and had just landed earlier that evening so had no Baht. I actually had her wait for me when we finished to get $500 from my hosts....only downside was she didn't speak one word of English or else would have asked for her mobile.

As with most MP, it's hit and miss.....

Boy Toy

03-11-06, 10:34

which out of all massage parlors is good for visit in the afternoon or perhaps even in the morning say about 11.00 am , how early do these places open , any ideas?

BT

Asian Monger #2

03-11-06, 11:24

Panya,

I checked out Lotus (formerly Baron) in January and I was also disappointed by the girl selection. I used to go to Baron about more than a year ago and I had some good experiences there. I am wondering if some of the girls from Baron have now moved to this new place, Thanglor Massage...

You mentioned your experience at Thonglor Massage and I want to try it out.
Do you know by any chance at what time they open ? Thanks.

AndixAndix,
The Thonglor Massage is actually located at the Thonglor station when taking the skytrain. The name just slipped my mind but when you come down from the stairs getting ready to exit using the card, just look at 10 o'clock direction as you come down the stairs. You'll see the sign of the massage place on the same level. Exit on the left side and you'll find the way. Use the big head to think and the small head to sniff out the entrance hehehe.

Once you enter the MP, go toward the reception counter and ask to view the girls who are sitting downstairs. Go before 6pm and the stocks are readily available. Try to ask for Noi or Saeng if available. Look for my report.

AM2

Gulfro

03-11-06, 11:45

Gentlemen,

I have four days trip to Thailand (2 nights in Bangkok & 2 in pattaya).

As you can see I don’t have time for trail and error.

So, could any one give me a list of a top five massage parlors in Bangkok?

(Money is not an issue)

Note: I have tried to read the threads and have used the search engine but nothing was there about the high end establishments (at least in clear way).

Thank you

Frank Furious

03-11-06, 22:23

This was the first MP I got taken to when I arrived in BKK. When I stepped throught the door, obviously wearing 'MP virgin' written all over me, the manager was quick to seize the opportunity. I think he quoted 4 or 5000 for 1.5 hours. I looked back at him in shock, the price then came down to to 3500, but I walked anyway.

Is this place any good, and what are the real rates?

I remember that night there was a real beauty there, wearing a blue outfit like middle eastern belly dancers wear. She had a nice amount of puppy fat on her. Thinking of going back in the hope she will be there, so I can bend her over and fuck her standing up, watching her butt wobble.

Have just searched this thread and RTFFed. Think I've got the info I want now

Denali Dan

03-11-06, 23:31

Hey, can anyone recommend a good massage parlor near the Peninsula Hotel? What is the going rate for full service massage?

Thanks

Ralph Kramden

03-12-06, 14:01

Frank,

You probably know by now that Halem is on all the taxi drivers recomendation list. I think I have looked in it twice and found it pretty lacking. Why not try this: Take the subway to Petchburi station. Then walk towards Sukhumvit Soi 3, exit #1 I think. Halem is within easy walking distance. Along the way is Atami and a place called Angara. Embassy is very close to Halem. You can do some window shopping, and if you don't see anything you like, then Plaza/Cupidy is down the same road in the same direction. I walked from Cupidy to the station in about 30 minutes one time, plus there are taxis and motorcycles in the area. I will try to PM you a map.

Retired Army

03-12-06, 15:39

Posiden is probably the best. But If you want really top quality girls try the Pegagus Club. It's not a massage parlour in the real sense. However, they have outstanding girls and rooms you can rent by the hour. Beware it is $$$. And go early before the Japanese or Chinese tours arrive. No later than 8 p.m.

DanTheMan

03-13-06, 02:24

akane massage

these guys have a website
www.pink-project.com/akane

rolled in here and was given the menu. i chose the 2 ladies body scrub massage for 2 hrs. chose the 2 ladies, yuko and megumi. yuko was 26, nice figure, but flat as a tack. megumi was 17, and a body to die for. big tits, tight bod. man she was hot!!! real dark skin. i can't get over her boobs. it seems to be at this place the younger the girl the more make up they wear. as megumi had a fair bit on and yuko hardly any. and if you are after **** girls, forget it. i'm not into it and neither is this joint.

back to the action, went to the vip room and was undressed by the ladies. then lead to the shower where is a tarp over a massage table. was told to lie down while they both washed and scrubbed me down. yuko played with my ass and stuck a finger up there again, which made me jump abit, but overall it was good. then told to turn over and the front was washed all over, paying considerable attention to the old fella and my balls. they tease then stop....tease then stop. all good. then off so megumi can dry me off a nd back to the room where the girls start to massage me. i'm pretty quiet during the encounter + yuko asks me to talk, but these girls know no english whatsoever.......so i stay quiet.

after about 30 mins megumi leaves and yuko massages my chest and guts. the megumi comes back wearing flimsy lingerie. then she peels off her top to show me those incredible tits. i couldn't take my eyes off them and yuko starts playign with megumis tits. then yuko leaves and meguni massages me all over. yuko returns with the same outfit peels off her top, no titty but she looks good. both girls are topless and tells me to turn over again on my guts. both girls start to give me a tongue bath, runnign their tongues all over my back, legs, ass..whereever! then its turn over again where they do the same to my chest. then yuko says we're going to givve you a fashion massge.....and megumi beckons me to kneel doggie style on the couch. just as i do megumi puts her tongue up my ass and starts to roseleaf me, as yuko runs her tongue over my nipples and chest. megumi is doing one hell of a job and i am as hard as a rock when yuko starts to give me a handjob whils tonguing my nipples. after about 15 mins of heaven the leafing stops and i'm told to lay on my back as yuko puts on the condom and gives me a great bj (covered), whilst megumi is tonging away at my chest and nipples. megumi stops occaisionally as i start to suck away on those young pert, breasts and she starts to moan. then shes back on the nipples as i start to fiinger her tight wet ****. after a while of this i cum and as usual they ask if i am alright. and then yuko lays next to me strokign me , and then we r joined me megumi and she does the same. soon its off to the shower where megumi showers with me and she drys me off. i start tring to talk to her but she only smiles, and i say out loud to her, "you have no idea at all at what i am saying do you?" she didn't and i got dressed, the girls follewed me down the stirs. jopb done.

damage done 3030 baht ($100 aud roughly)
god i miss bangkok. good place for a single bloke asia.

Panya

03-13-06, 03:31

Meaty

03-13-06, 04:42

Meaty

03-13-06, 04:49

Enjoyed 2 seriously porned out hours here on Sunday, i had the best BBBJ service ever, this girl sucked and licked, and spanked it on her face and tongue, she did Dt without any problem and was well into rimming and ball sucking.
Thinks got so good that we dispelled the myth. She covered me and then slipped off he panties and rode me to heaven. I had struggled to get 1 finger in this tight thing, so getting the whole boy in there took a little while, but she was sooooo tight.
An absolute dream of 2hrs, she's been working there 5yrs. Not one of the prettiest, but one of the best service wise. 1,300 for the house, and when i asked her how much for the tip (i'd never had FS before, so wanted to see what she thought it was worth) she just said 500Baht ! Amazing.
When i left there were 4 coppers standing right outside the door, they eyed me and i just walked over to my car, by the time i had pulled out of my space, another 2 police motorbikes had turned up, with another 4 coppers, not sure what i missed, but glad i wasn't in the room anymore !

Asian Monger #2

03-13-06, 11:36

I think there is some confusion generating here about the 2 OM at Thonglor.
If you are heading out of town, Thonglor Massage is on your left at the BTS station. This is just a basic OM place with extras at a push.
Tulips, which is on the right hand side of the Thonglor BTS as you head out of town is where Saeng from Barons is, she runs the gaff. Tulip is an offspring of Barons and is getting rave reviews on other boards, usual 400/600/800 1hr/1.5hr/2hr oily massage fee and the 500/1000/1500, HJ/BJ/BJ&FS tip to girl. Tulip has been getting good reports about the anal activities.Meaty,
Pardon me. You're right! It's Tulip. The first time I went there for 2hrs oil @ 800B, the girl who serviced me allowed anal. It felt good as it was my first time covered of course!

Can you tell me which other boards have rave reviews about Tulip? PM would be the way to tell me as we don't want to anger Jackson. Hehehehe.

AM2

1Ball

03-14-06, 01:32

definition of oxymoron, per webster's:
late greek oxymoron, from neuter of oxymoros pointedly foolish, from greek oxys sharp, keen + moros foolish
: a combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly : something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.

i know a few oxymorons......
military intelligence, jumbo shrimp, french people who bathe, and of course....

megumi was 17, and a body to die for......
........ and if you are after **** girls, forget it. i'm not into it and neither is this joint.

anyone know more oxymorons ?

Peter Kin

03-14-06, 03:47

Last time in Bangkok I was tempted to buy out my MP lady, but sanity prevailed and business came first.
Is this a possibility? Would this work at Akane? Approximate cost?
This time I need to do some quick shopping, etc after relaxation and (apart from the obvious advantages!) a good guide would help.
Pete

DanTheMan

03-14-06, 10:56

Meaty

03-14-06, 11:00

sorry to burst your bubble but 17 is a legal age over there. 16 is the limit. so techincally i am right. she aint ****. but here where i live, i'd never chase ****. i stick to over 18, (but in my case its seems to be over 35!)
and once again the technicalities of the legal age in thailand shall be debated, bring on the pipers.....

1Ball

03-14-06, 11:05

I am itching to debate this, as we all know the minute a girl turns 16, she says she is 17, but I am going to let it go.
Glad you had a good time, DtM.

Piper1

03-14-06, 12:19

And once again the technicalities of the legal age in Thailand shall be debated, bring on the pipers.....

Hey, leave me out of this!

By the way - I will admit that I once had sex with a 16 year old gal.

I was 14 and it was my first time. She was very experienced and taught me well. I've preferred older women ever since. ;)

1Ball

03-14-06, 13:05

Piper1, as soon as I read Meaty's report, I knew we would be hearing from you.
I was 14 too! She was 24 or 25, from Martinique. aaaaaahhh the good ole days !
(might explain my Tanzanian tryst of a month ago)

Duniawala

03-14-06, 19:43

Where are you. Can't believe you are letting this go. Something (someone) to chase after and you are keeping quiet? Shame on you.

:D

My apologies DanTT. Just couldn't help it. Peace.

Piper1

03-14-06, 20:00

Piper1, as soon as I read Meaty's report, I knew we would be hearing from you. How could I let it pass? Oh Danny Boy could hear the Piper calling, and it was a meaty topic.

I was 14 too! She was 24 or 25, from Martinique. aaaaaahhh the good ole days ! (might explain my Tanzanian tryst of a month ago) You bad boy. We should've caught up when you were in Dubai last month and checked out the African scene!

Joe Schmo

03-15-06, 07:05

i made my plans for a 24 hour stopover in bangkok only 2 weeks ago and have been rtff ever since. here is my plan, feedback is welcome.

i arrive late night / early morning, stay at royal orchid sheraton. will start day around noon, and think akane will be first stop.

in the afternoon, i will eat, sightsee, and perhaps go to [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s for a bj.

in the evening, i will visit one or more of the places recommended here, including catherines, eden, long beach, meree, or poisedon.

now, i have no idea how i will get between these place, but am leaning towards taxi and walking due to my unfamiliarity with city. i also have read that i should never take taxi direct to mp, and have your tips as to hotels i can list instead. so...what do you think?

if you were in my shoes, how would you modify? what should be my eveing selection based on my hotel location or other? are any of the places i listed close to each other, so i could target a grouping of them for the final activity.

i love this forum. i will love bangkok.

and what non mongering activities are a must see while there, i've only read this website so far ;)

Member #2901

03-15-06, 16:23

Hey, can anyone recommend a good massage parlor near the Peninsula Hotel? What is the going rate for full service massage?

ThanksI have stayed at the Peninsula twice in the past year and it is a wonderful hotel and experience. If five stars is the top then this hotel deserves seven stars at least. My question is why would you want to leave it? You will have one of the best rooms, shower and bath and a bed with the finest linens in the city. I would recommend that you arrange for an out call massage from Thonglor, Angel Queens, Aviva or one the many Bangkok MP establishments that offer outcall. No problem sending her up from the lobby or meeting her and escorting her in.

The best of both worlds for you.

Retired Army

03-16-06, 13:40

And what non mongering activities are a must see while there, I've only read this website so far ;)

See a temple, if you have seen one you have seen them all.

As for your travel plans I would add the Soi Seven Bier Garten.

Traveler1234

03-16-06, 13:58

I made my plans for a 24 hour stopover in Bangkok only 2 weeks ago and have been RTFF ever since. Here is my plan, feedback is welcome.

Catherine/LB further off the beaten path but IMHO well worth it. However, for 24 hr layover, if you start around noon, stop at Eden's first...mixed reviews for this place but concensus is early is better than later. If you are lucky and get your wad blown, then can relax with 'gentler' massage.

You can make you way to Long Beach by 5 pm...make sure your taxi drops you at Raddisson Hotel n walk the next 100 ft to LB, that way absolutely no issue of commission. Grab a beer and some finger food, pick from fish bowl, try # 187 or 161 (Nuch?)...two full hrs and relax.

Head back to town for Nana or better Cowboy Soi.

Enjoy and take your V or C..

Goober

03-17-06, 05:26

If you were in my shoes, how would you modify? What should be my eveing selection based on my hotel location or other? Are any of the places I listed close to each other, so I could target a grouping of them for the final activity.

Phuquer posted a 5 day itinerary under the "Reports of Distinction" which lists a couple of interesting things to do. I'm gonna be in bangkok for my first time in June and I will do a lot of the things he suggested.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=364994&postcount=328

Adjarn

03-17-06, 15:32

Quick Question....Has anyone been able to get BBBJ at Akane MP? They say on the website that it's covered, but you can discuss with the girls. I mean, if they will lick you ass, won't they take a load in the mouth?
Adjarn

Retired Army

03-17-06, 21:42

Meaty

03-18-06, 06:26

I was in the taxi by 7:15pm on Friday night and reached Catherines MP on Rama 9 at 8pm, the traffic was a pig. As we turned into the soi i noticed the refurb work had finished on La Defense and it was open for business. I went into Catherines, place was packed with guys, nowhere to sit, plenty standing in front of the fishbowl, which was.....yep....bloody empty...AGAIN, this place needs to get some girls in, so many guys waiting and nothing to take. I had a cigarette and chat with the papa and left, walked to La Defense, never ventured in here before, and couldn't remember any price info from the thread, but i wasn't bothered, i'd work it out. The interior was funky and modern, i went in through the coffee shop entrance which baffled me to start with because it was kind of like a busy hotel lobby cafe and i wasn;t sure which way to go from here, anyway, walked through this and was then met by half a dozen papas in front of a nicely carpeted fishbowl, there were 2 girls in it !?!? I told the papa that the price for the one on the left was 1,500, to get the price conversation going, he looked surprised, but told me that VIP was 1,800, and delux was 2,100, 2hr sessions. I sat down ordered a beer and waited for the influx of ladies, but no, they never came, no girls here either.
I exited, through the entrance that you see from Rama 9, this made more sense, don;t use the coffee shop entrance !
Jumped a cab and went to Colonze, again this place was packed with guys, managed to get a table, ordered a beer and then started to study the 3 girls in the fishbowl, yep, 3 bloody girls ! I hung here for half an hour, nothing really happened, so i jumped another cab back to Catherines, it was 9:30pm now and my window of fun was starting to close in. I entered Catherines, walked in front of the empty fishbowl and was about to up and leave when a papasan i hadn't seen for a long time spotted me, he gave me this huge wai, and held out his hand to shake mine, I asked where the girls were and he said he didn't know, but MY girl was just getting ready ?!? I asked "MY girl?" he said, oh yes, the best, not window girl, she just finished and have no booking, i want you try. Cool, he goes and brings her out and she fits the look i'm after to a tee, but she appears a little unfreindly, umm, well we'll see. I tip papa 100baht, and because of the time i had to pay up front, i was surprised it was 1,700 ? (maybe she is a FB girl after all, but i fell for the ego massage !) Anyway, the lift up was stiff, i tried to break the ice, she got a little warmer, into the room, she ignored me and started on the bath, well i'm here for one thing, so theres no point being shy, i stripped straight off, swicthed the porn on and truned the volume up and lay on the bed waiting :D
She wasn't too sure what to do, she looked at me, the TV, and back to me, then she left the bath, stripped off, and gave me the ride of my life !!!! What a girl, some people like the GFE, some like the debauchery, i just like to get what i'm there for, as many times as i can ! She kept me busy for 2hrs, and when i left my old boy looked like he was never going to work again ! But of course when i got home the wife had other plans and the old boy came through.
So, if you do make the effort to get all the way over top this area, don;t give up, keep trying, after Catherines i was going to take T1234's advice and hit Long beach, but never made, how do you compare the 2 Trav ?

Oldian

03-19-06, 05:21

I've recently given up on Catherine's, due to the lack of gals and choice. I've been frequenting Biwa, Bangkok Cosy, Meree's, and Nancy's, all on Petchaburi, all with good selections depending on the time, and some stunners at great prices. Also made it to South Botan, where it's only 1000 baht...only get an hour, but a good lunch break!

Far East Andy

03-19-06, 09:02

I actually emailed them, their reply:

Thanks very much for your E-mail.

Using condom is up to the customers,
we are really taking care of dieases but
if you are worry about this please let me know that
you would like to use condom.

Best Regards
Akane

Quick Question....Has anyone been able to get BBBJ at Akane MP? They say on the website that it's covered, but you can discuss with the girls. I mean, if they will lick you ass, won't they take a load in the mouth?
Adjarn

Traveler1234

03-19-06, 13:39

I was in the taxi by 7:15pm on Friday night and reached Catherines MP on Rama 9 at 8pm, the traffic was a pig....after Catherines i was going to take T1234's advice and hit Long beach, but never made, how do you compare the 2 Trav ?

As you know, last trip in Feb was bad with my plumbing problem so no opportunity to roam. i suspect part of the problem is time of day (5 pm is usually better), and price - catherine and LB both being good value. maybe the girls are going elsewhere for more bucks, not really sure.

If you go to LB, try #161 (i think that's her number), name is Nuch. GFE, works hard, has nice body and speaks some english.....

I'll be back in mid may and ready to party....think Piper1 and few others also visiting later in the month!

Meaty

03-20-06, 04:35

Some of you may know Chavala I located of Sri Ayudthaya, maybe even Chavala II On Sukhumvit at Thong Lor BTS, well for those that enjoy Chavala II there is an even better place called Chavala III.
For those that don't know, The Chavala group offer, 2hrs for 1,300 Baht and this includes a BBBJ, bath, and massage, it is very unusal not to be offered 2 shots, and sometime even 3 or 4. Its a fishbowl selection process.
Anyway onto Chavala III.
This is located on Sukhumvit Soi 71, from Sukhumvit drive all the way down the soi, your looking for soi xxxxxxx 45, its on your left right before you go over a hump back bridge over the Klong. If you hit Petchburi, you've gone too far, landmark on your right just before the left turn is a petrol station, (caltex or Shell i think). Anyway, enter this soi, you'll hit a sort of crossroads, all small roads, but your road clearly bends left, you want to go in to the place diagonally over to your right, it looks old, pointed roof, lots of thai signage on the roof, this is Chavala III.
So why here, well the rooms, these rooms boast big jacuzzi style baths, twice the size of Chavala II, the room itself is about 4 times bigger than Chavala II, there is a couch in the room and a queen size bed, not a massage table pinned to the wall as in Chavala II. This room is great !
Price is the same ! Fishbowl, well i was there at 2:30pm on Saturday, there were 3 pretty girls (JMO) looked between 19-23 yrs old, and there was on granny who was ugly as hell ! papasan spoke english and was laid back, freindly (and shocked at the tip as i left). He recommended a girl, she turned out to be 23, from Korat, worked here for 3yrs, and had all the talent of the older providers in Chavala II, in the room she asked me how many times i wanted to finish, i jokingly said 3, she then said, "okay, first relax, then have fun, then bath, have some fun, then lie down enjoy massage and have some fun, you sure only 3 time ?" Sweet girl, a planned itinerary to boot !
Anyway we had a great 2 hrs, she was really sweet but knew what to do, the porno was soft asian to start off, but then went into this Brit gang bang movie that was the hardest porn i'd ever seen, i found myself looking away at some bits :D Anyway great 3 shots, tipped 500, and 100 to the papa, this place is very Thai, middle of nowhere, she said majority of clients are Japanese (?!?!) and Thai, but they get 2-3 farrangs through a day. I reckon tip could have been smaller had i wished it to be, i also have no doubt FS could have happened, but after Catherines the night before i was just looking to chill out and relax. This place will be getting several more visits from me over the next few weeks, whilst Catherines takes a back seat.
Have fun.

W169

03-20-06, 08:38

Has anyone managed to get two shot at either of the Akane? Any good recommendation lately.

Retired Army

03-20-06, 23:22

The girls usually offer another go for a larger tip.

Traveler1234

03-21-06, 01:11

The girls usually offer another go for a larger tip.

Never been to Akane, even though have stayed next door at Novotel Lotus, but in most MP (other than say Catherine or Long Beach), second shot is usually B$1000....if you're lucky, sometimes free.

Meaty

03-21-06, 03:07

Just read your report on Chavala MP.
Never tried any of the MPs from this group (1-2 or 3)
I usually visit BKK 1 week in a year so I dont drive and because of all the lousy traffic I try to take the subway or skytrain. Any info on how to take the trains to Chav. 3 will help (name of stations to get off) and if not within walking distance from station, ok to let me know as I could take taxi from nearest station. If U also recommend Chav. 2--same info on how to get here will be appreciated.
Chavala II is easy...Whether or not you come by BTS doesn't matter, use it as a landmark if not.
Get off the skytrain at Thong Lor, you want to be coming down the stairs on the side of traffic that is heading towards the lower sukhumivt sois, so traffic travelling towards soi 4 and you want to head in the same direction. Come down the stairs and start walking, you pass a big petrol station on your left and then you hit a little soi which you would turn left into off of the sukhumvit. Just cross this soi, staying on Sukhumvit, touch the large concrete mass on your left, behind the bus stop and you are now touching Chavala !
There are 2 ways in;
1. Walk into the little soi and enter through a small car entrance about 10 metres from the sukhumvit road, walk in, the door to the massage is on your right about 10 metres more, from here you can also see a large area to park your car, they have valets if you wish to use them.
2. walk behind the bus stop, follow the concrete mass until you reach a small car entrance to your left, enter it, you are now in the car park area, turn left walk about 10 metres and enter the massage doors on your left.
Other useful landmarks are
1. The biggest MF'ing sign saying Chavalla turkish Bath on the roof, in English !!!

Chavala III is a little more fun, i would suggest taking the BTS to Phra Kanong (see this site for a map of the BTS, actually an all round good site for maps in Bangkok http://www.bangkok-maps.com/frameme.php?page=bts.htm (Jackson> hope the link is okay, i don;t think its a forum, just great map site, if i'm wrong or whatever, apologies and please delete the link))
You want to come down the side where the traffic is heading in the same direction as On Nut, so away from town. Jump a cab and tell him sukhumvit soi 71, or "Bye sookoomwit soy jetzip et" (spelt as pronounced). He will drive straight and then take soi 71, a left turn off of the sukhumvit. On the left of this soi are sub sois, they are numbered on blue signs, you are looking for soi 45, it has a long name beginning with P, but doesn't matter, if you hit Petburi road you've missed it, but as all the numbers are odd on the left, you have 22 countdown warnings !
Turn into a very small soi, drive 50 meters and you'll see a very old, closed looking building with pointed roof, i'd suggest you let the taxi follow the road to the left, away from Chavala, there is a office type builing here on the left, get out here, and walk back to Chavala, just in case of any taxi charges. Follow the red arrow signs intended for cars and you'll come across a black glass door on your right, enter and go up some curly stairs, turn right at the top and walk into the fishbowl.

Of course, for 1,300 Baht I would happily pick you up and take you to either place :D

Have fun !

Traveler1234

03-21-06, 04:40

Of course, for 1,300 Baht I would happily pick you up and take you to either place :D

Have fun !

You're on, next trip you're the driver for one bonk (2 shots that is) at Chav III.....LOL

Meaty

03-21-06, 05:45

You're on, next trip you're the driver for one bonk (2 shots that is) at Chav III.....LOL
It's a deal, LOL !!!!!

Black Hair

03-22-06, 14:54

Phantomtiger2

03-22-06, 20:42

Chavala II is easy...Whether or not you come by BTS doesn't matter, use it as a landmark if not.
Get off the skytrain at Thong Lor, you want to be coming down the stairs on the side of traffic that is heading towards the lower sukhumivt sois, so traffic travelling towards soi 4 and you want to head in the same direction. Come down the stairs and start walking, you pass a big petrol station on your left and then you hit a little soi which you would turn left into off of the sukhumvit. Just cross this soi, staying on Sukhumvit, touch the large concrete mass on your left, behind the bus stop and you are now touching Chavala !
There are 2 ways in;
1. Walk into the little soi and enter through a small car entrance about 10 metres from the sukhumvit road, walk in, the door to the massage is on your right about 10 metres more, from here you can also see a large area to park your car, they have valets if you wish to use them.
2. walk behind the bus stop, follow the concrete mass until you reach a small car entrance to your left, enter it, you are now in the car park area, turn left walk about 10 metres and enter the massage doors on your left.
Other useful landmarks are
1. The biggest MF'ing sign saying Chavalla turkish Bath on the roof, in English !!!

Chavala III is a little more fun, i would suggest taking the BTS to Phra Kanong (see this site for a map of the BTS, actually an all round good site for maps in Bangkok http://www.bangkok-maps.com/frameme.php?page=bts.htm (Jackson> hope the link is okay, i don;t think its a forum, just great map site, if i'm wrong or whatever, apologies and please delete the link))
You want to come down the side where the traffic is heading in the same direction as On Nut, so away from town. Jump a cab and tell him sukhumvit soi 71, or "Bye sookoomwit soy jetzip et" (spelt as pronounced). He will drive straight and then take soi 71, a left turn off of the sukhumvit. On the left of this soi are sub sois, they are numbered on blue signs, you are looking for soi 45, it has a long name beginning with P, but doesn't matter, if you hit Petburi road you've missed it, but as all the numbers are odd on the left, you have 22 countdown warnings !
Turn into a very small soi, drive 50 meters and you'll see a very old, closed looking building with pointed roof, i'd suggest you let the taxi follow the road to the left, away from Chavala, there is a office type builing here on the left, get out here, and walk back to Chavala, just in case of any taxi charges. Follow the red arrow signs intended for cars and you'll come across a black glass door on your right, enter and go up some curly stairs, turn right at the top and walk into the fishbowl.

Of course, for 1,300 Baht I would happily pick you up and take you to either place :D

Have fun !

Thanks bro.
Needed as much direction as possible as I still get lost in BKK. Sometimes traffic so bad I jump out of cab figuring its not far to destination to walk and boy was I wrong.
I may be in BKK again later this year (DEC) if Im lucky enough to escape work and of course the extra "baggage at home". I'll PM you before I arrive and your 1st gals on me (if you want 3 gals at same time-then you're on your own--ha ha)
peace.

PT

Meaty

03-23-06, 04:01

I'll PM you before I arrive and your 1st gals on me (if you want 3 gals at same time-then you're on your own--ha ha)
peace.PT
Peace PT, not too sure i like you rlimit of 3 gals though, what if i wanted to get myself another 4 LOL ?
Lose the baggage back home and come get caught up in some local baggage, far better for hauling than that stuff back home !

Willo69

03-23-06, 11:25

Visited Pim Porn Massage located on Sukhumvit Soi 8, when you walk into the Soi from Sukhumvit it is 100m up on the right side. Booked 2 hours TTM for 400 Baht and a girl, small tits, and sexy ass and with an Isaan face. Very good TTM, not to hard and not softy at all. At that time I was not planning to have an extra special massage, but after 90 Min. of TTM she starts massaging towards my penis combined with looks like accidentally touching it. My reaction didn’t wait long and she, she then asked me for FS which I agreed. Several positions and I blew my load. Damage: 2 hours TTM 400 Baht, FS 1000 Baht and tipped her 100 Baht.I went there a few months ago. The girl at the time tried 1000B for HJ, I resisted and kept saying lower your price - she got down to 300B but I got tied of her insolence & finished up. These oily massage places along Sukhumvit are a trap, only the up country (outside BKK) places offer extra service at value for money. The city places are very much hit & mis.

Phantomtiger2

03-23-06, 19:16

Peace PT, not too sure i like you rlimit of 3 gals though, what if i wanted to get myself another 4 LOL ?
Lose the baggage back home and come get caught up in some local baggage, far better for hauling than that stuff back home !

Lets see, U have 1 mouth, 2 hands and 1 c**k, ok now I see why 3 is not enough--ha ha
Also and very unfortunate is the fact that the "luggage" comes with a heavy lock ,ball and chain and she holds the keys-(working on a duplicate set of keys for myself as we speak)--ha ha
PT

Fast Eddie 48

03-26-06, 12:00

Lets see, U have 1 mouth, 2 hands and 1 c**k, ok now I see why 3 is not enough--ha ha
Also and very unfortunate is the fact that the "luggage" comes with a heavy lock ,ball and chain and she holds the keys-(working on a duplicate set of keys for myself as we speak)--ha ha
PT

to phantomtiger 2

but meaty have 10 fingers to work with .

fast eddie 48

Meaty

03-27-06, 04:23

to phantomtiger 2, but meaty have 10 fingers to work with .
fast eddie 48
Bowling it is :D

Babaluba

03-27-06, 10:34

Hi,

Sporadically that question is discussed here. Are there any updates? Seems things are changing frequently.

I am planning a trip arriving late so could not go earlier than midnight.

If there are no soapies available anymore maybe another massage place would do.

Any ideas?

Thanks for any hint,

Babaloo

Plugger

03-27-06, 16:11

Had a 6 hour layoff in Bangkok and managed to get myself down to the Angara MP. Great soapy performed by young 19yr old from where else but Isaan. This truly is heaven on earth. The price was 2000 baht.

Really must find the time to stay longer up here......

Meaty

03-30-06, 04:17

This will only interest people living / staying towards Samutprakarn.
DC Hotel, opposite Carrefour on Srinakarin, about 2km south of the Bangna Trad - Its an Asian 3* hotel, they have a Karaoke lounge, but i went for the fishbowl MP on the 5th flr.

I went at 11:30pm, fishbowl had around 20 girls, there were (IMO) 3 or 4 8's, a fair few 6's and the rest would have made a great seminar photo in keeping with the thai Photo gallery :D

Papasan was a fat Chinese/Thai guy, he looked the typical dirty chinese gangster pimp, but that was just a bad firast impression, once he got chatting he was fine. I also had a mamasan helping to guide me. I was asked if i wanted an oil massage (700 baht, 2hrs) or a TTM (500 baht, 2hrs) I said i didn't want a massage and winked, and they laughed and started recomending, anyway, i decided on an older looking, larger breasted woman, much to the surprise of papa and mamasan, when she came out i saw why, BUYER BEWARE, the fishbowl was blocking my view of the lower half of this ladies body, turns out she has an extremely different frame from the waist down to the one up top, i'm guessing a bone disorder or something, this girls ass and legs were fatter than the papasans belly !

Anyway, i decided to proceed with the distorted lady, and it was very very good, probably because she doesn't get picked too much, but maybe not. Anyway you pay at the desk, i chose TTM, (why pay oil price, she brings oil in anyway, just add to the tip and let her get the dough not the house) i was then taken to the room and this was the best part, the rooms are actually the hotel rooms, so you've got a nice big spacious room, king size bed, ensuite bath and toilet, TV, UBC channels and room service, nice start, she indicates for me to undress and put the shorts on, duh, whay do i need shorts, so i proceed naked into the bathroom where she's running me a hot bath !!, she stripped off and lathered me up, dried me off, jumped in the shower alone and i went to the bed, she came on the bed, and started to massage my legs, i said "special" she asked if i understood that this would require more money, and i explained i would tip her for the "special" once she knew i knew more money should be paid she was great, straight into a nice BBBJ, little rimming, lots of soft massage on my legs and around my knees, she pulled me on top of her and gave me a tit wank, and then indicated for condom for FS, i didn't fancy FS, where we were at was cool, so she carried on with the BBJ and HJ until i came on her tits.

This was followed by shower together, and an hour of massage, good massage too, with oil !

After cleaning up and getting dressed, i gave her 500Baht tip and said thank you, and whilst i was half expecting a request for more (because of the price structure at Tulip, Aviva, Orange, Teens etc) and would of paid more had she asked, she seemd delighted at the 500, and genuinely happy, so i felt good to.

So summary, 2hrs, massage, HJ, BBBJ, COB, plenty of play and tickle, and some FK, but not DFK, 500 baht to the house and 500 baht to the girl.

I'll be back.

Thwaites

03-30-06, 10:35

Never been to Akane, even though have stayed next door at Novotel Lotus, but in most MP (other than say Catherine or Long Beach), second shot is usually B$1000....if you're lucky, sometimes free.Gentlemen,

I spent an extremely pleasant afternoon at Akane Soi 33 last Saturday and can honestly say I was deeply impressed by both the commitment and enthusiasm shown by my two delightful playmates.

The rule of thumb was definately, if you're up for the second shot they're right there to make it happen. And all for no extra charge!

For this kind of service, you just have to tip generously.

Asiaplayer

03-30-06, 15:31

Agree with Thwaites that Akane 33 can be good fun for first timers.

Went there for the first time in my recent trip back to the LOS. However, before my FR on Akane 33, let's have a FR for Akane Chitlom.

Arrived at Akane Chitlom (won't bother with directions as they are already here) on first day. Greeted by the girls, directed to the sofa, asked what i would like from menu (see Bangkok Tonight for website and menu). Selected the Fashion Massage with body scrub.

Picked a girl and went for the body scrub, nice experience leaving skin smooth. Had a long flight, what a way to relax the body. Can start playing with the girl when she is scrubbing your body.

She was playful and started slapping my butt and did some anal probing which is alright with all the soap. Finished with scrub, proceeded back to the 'room'. Basically makeshift rooms where you can hear the next 'room'.

She changed into the see through dress and proceeded to do a BBBJ and then a CBJ. All this while, was playing with her, fingering and stripping and anal probing as well. Came with a shot in her face. All enjoyable. No extra tip needed unless you feel like it.

Asiaplayer

03-30-06, 15:34

I have to say that it's been awhile since i have back and the quality is 50/50. If you are early enough, you would be able to make goo selection but the question is, when is the right time.

Was there around 10 ish during the night, and girls were aplenty but good ones were already sitting with other punters, so went to level 2 instead. Again not much selection.

Word of advice, go there after 7pm, as i understand that the girls will start coming around during that time.

Irjle

03-30-06, 17:30

Tried the Thonglor Massage and spa, sukhumvit soi 24. Just take the soi, walk 50 meters and go into the first parking lot on your right, just at the bottom on your left is the entrance.

Nice place, jap-style, very clean, welcoming staff. You sit down and choose the service, and also the fragrances the'll use on your body. I took the very best package at 2.800 for 2 1/2 hours, description on their website (easy to find). Plus I gave 1.500 in the end to the girl for the "complete" service. I know, it's a lot, but I wanted to try once the jap way. The body scrub is fantastic, leaves your skin soft like silk. All the others (oil massage, bubble, aromatherapy) just interesting. Ladies are nice on average, no stunners. My lady (Jo-Ann, or simply Ann) was really good at chatting and sex, so in the end I was happy about the experience but won't go back, too expensive. Very few white customers, she said, mainly Japanese and Koreans.
Tried the Nataree. Disappointing quality, I left.

Tried Poseidon. Full of Chinese customers, some farang (all from this site, I guess). Fishbowl on 2nd floor: huge disappointment. 3rd floor: some nice AND very nice ladies. Unfortunately it was 6 p.m. on Saturday and the Chinese were just everywhere, there was barely room to sit and relax. Should go back on a working day. The venue is impressive, and some of the ladies look very classy. Will try next time. More on BKK and Pattaya reports.

Asiaplayer

03-31-06, 04:16

Was feeling adventurous so opted to try out a new massage place before I proceeded to Akane 33 (which is just a short walk away). Went to check out the Orange massage on Soi 31 first.

Quite a small place but all massage places are like that. Greeted by a nice looking receptionist (guess she is a college or university student). Asked to see the parade of girls.

One thing I must say is that when I first saw their website, I was quite sceptical that the girls published would be the same as the girls onsite. I was wrong. I recognise some of the girls on the website while viewing the parade.

The one I wanted was not present, so decided to check out another place on Soi 33. Went to Teen massage and looked through the photo album. Saw a cutie with nice enough looking tits.

Note: Teen massage offers a relaxing oil massage with balls massage at the end of the session. Check their website for pricing.

Massage was alright (1.5 hours) and during the course of the session, you can have your normal chit chat and doing some massage of your own.

Girl (can't remember her name) was playful and asked if i wanted full service (additional THB1.5K). Didn't want as i was planning to go to Akane 33 after this, so didn't want to spoil my plan.

All in all, it is a pleasant experience trying something new. Would i go there again, maybe.

Asiaplayer

03-31-06, 04:28

Now, I'll spare the intro details and specify that I went straight for the VIP menu as I wanted to know what the fuss was all about with their 2 girl special.

Was taken by one of my selected girls from the main lounge to the next building where the rooms are located. The doors of these rooms are really something. You should see it and you'll know what I mean.

My other selected girl was already in the room. One of them filled the tub while the other was doing some massage on me.

When the tub was ready, all undressed and adjourn to the tub. Was cleaned thoroughly. Plenty of feeling and touching here and there.

Dried ourselves and adjourn to the bed. Girls are not that great looking but they are willing to please. While one is blowing (BBBJ), the other will make sure that your hands are occupied. They will either take turns to blow or will share the responsibility: )

Note: Make sure you choose the 2 girls who are comfortable with each other.

All this went on for a hour (as I had selected that option). Came in loads as have been conserving for this experience.

Would I recommend, yes, just for the experience. Highly popular with Japanese as I see a lot of people coming and going.

IMHO, I prefer Akane 33 because of the facilities and also probably there are more selection of girls.

By the way, you will get some frequent visitor card, go enough times, they will throw in a free session.

Joe White

04-01-06, 01:14

Hi,

I had a bad experience in Sabai-sabai MP in Bangkok.

Paid for 2 hours and end up in 1 hour massage.

The massage lady "Burn" really burn your cash.

Just be careful.

Regards,

Joe White

Samurai

04-01-06, 06:28

Tried the Thonglor Massage and spa, sukhumvit soi 24. Just take the soi, walk 50 meters and go into the first parking lot on your right, just at the bottom on your left is the entrance.

Nice place, jap-style, very clean, welcoming staff. You sit down and choose the service, and also the fragrances the'll use on your body. I took the very best package at 2.800 for 2 1/2 hours, description on their website (easy to find). Plus I gave 1.500 in the end to the girl for the "complete" service. I know, it's a lot, but I wanted to try once the jap way. The body scrub is fantastic, leaves your skin soft like silk. All the others (oil massage, bubble, aromatherapy) just interesting. Ladies are nice on average, no stunners. My lady (Jo-Ann, or simply Ann) was really good at chatting and sex, so in the end I was happy about the experience but won't go back, too expensive. Very few white customers, she said, mainly Japanese and Koreans.So, during the spa session, she asked for 1,500 baht for FS or you just decided to give that as a tip? This includes BBBJ and multiple shots? I assume she asked you if you wanted the 'special' during the oil massage session?

DanTheMan

04-01-06, 15:57

I read these reports, and all are good. But as is the case, we all comment on the 500 commission given to taxi drivers if they take us too a MP.

Don't take this as a flame, because even I hate paying this, (when I have too - rarely). But I was thinking the other night, how much does 500 baht equate too??? So I decided to see what 500 baht was in major currencies, (source: www.xe.com)

500 BAht equates too;
AUD - $17.96
USD - $12.86
GBP - 7.40
EUR - 10.62
JPY - 1515.68
DEM - 207

Not really that much when you think about it.

Retired Army

04-01-06, 18:14

Agree with Thwaites that Akane 33 can be good fun for first timers.

I don't know about this statement. I can just see some hick from Podunk, Idaho going to Akane and freaking out when he gets a finger stuck up his ass.

Samurai

04-01-06, 19:33

Tiger 888

04-02-06, 07:42

Well, even a million is not much, depending for what.

In my eyes, 500 baht is not much for a pop.
It is a lot for 2 beers in Hard Rock
and way to much for a driver's commission.

Retired Army

04-02-06, 18:16

But as is the case, we all comment on the 500 commission given to taxi drivers if they take us too a MP.

The first thing you learn in Bangkok is not to take a taxi to a massage parlour. This has been addressed in this and every other forum about Bangkok thousands of times. But you see and hear about it everyday, mostly from first time visitors. Nothing we can do about it and now you know why some Taxi drivers try to take advantage of farangs, because they think we are stupid.

Lemon Tree

04-02-06, 19:09

Gentlemen,

With great interest I read all your information and your comments about qualities and quantities of massage parlours in Bangkok. I will stay during my next vacation im month May for about 3 nights in Bangkok in the Majestic Suites on Sukhumvit Road, before my unsuspecting lady form Pattaya will pick me up there for 3 weeks to stay together with her.

In the near surrounding of this hotel are some parlours which I can reach by walking – as Annie’s and Grace and Darling . So no need to use a taxi. But if I want to say hello to the girls in Poseidon or Catherine or Cupidy or Akane or one of the other parlours, I need the help of a taxi driver.

And if I don’t want to pay that 500 Baht taxi bonus – what target is next to the parlours (I mean a hotel or something else) that I can tell the taxi driver to let me out there. I tried to find something like a statement of such targets here in the Guide, but was not successful. May be such a statement or list does exist and I only didn’t find that. Anyone can help me? Thanks for help in advance.

Lemon Tree

LukeSkyWanker

04-02-06, 21:26

Lemon tree,
if you want to try Akane take the BTS from Nana station near Majestic suites to Chitlom I think 1 stop only you can see Akane from the platform when you get off the train simple.

May the force be with you.

Retired Army

04-02-06, 21:27

Gentlemen,

In the near surrounding of this hotel are some parlours which I can reach by walking – as Annie’s and Grace and Darling . So no need to use a taxi. But if I want to say hello to the girls in Poseidon or Catherine or Cupidy or Akane or one of the other parlours, I need the help of a taxi driver.

Lemon Tree

All of these places are within easy walking distance of either the BTS (Skytrain) or the MRT (Underground)

Retired Army

04-02-06, 21:31

[QUOTE=LukeSkyWanker]Lemon tree,
if you want to try Akane take the BTS from Nana station near Majestic suites to Chitlom I think 1 stop only you can see Akane from the platform when you get off the train simple.
[QUOTE]
The Akame on Soi 33 is better than the one at Chidlom. Take the Skytrain to Prong Pong (Emporium), walk the couple of blocks back towards Nana, turn right on Soi 33 (not 33/1) and walk a couple hundred meters down 33. Akame is on the left in the bottom of a parking garage. There is a sign outside on the street.

Babaluba

04-03-06, 01:37

The first thing you learn in Bangkok is not to take a taxi to a massage parlour. This has been addressed in this and every other forum about Bangkok thousands of times. But you see and hear about it everyday, mostly from first time visitors. Nothing we can do about it and now you know why some Taxi drivers try to take advantage of farangs, because they think we are stupid.I agree although one needs to distinguish. Some MP like Poseidon do not pay commission to the taxi drivers. So you can take a taxi there without having to pay an additional 500 in the MP. Last time I did, the taxi driver was very unhappy I wanted to go there and he suggested a much better one - better for him of course ... :)

Boy Toy

04-03-06, 04:37

hi,
i will be staying at the novotel lotus arond the 20th and i very well thought the akane at chitlom was better after having read the reports on this forum, ( i have not visited either ofthem)how would you rate the akane in soi 33 better than the one at chitlom, as i am staying at the novotel lotus i guess it would just be a small walk,please advise.

cheers

BT
QUOTE=Retired Army]
Lemon tree,
if you want to try Akane take the BTS from Nana station near Majestic suites to Chitlom I think 1 stop only you can see Akane from the platform when you get off the train simple.
[QUOTE]
The Akame on Soi 33 is better than the one at Chidlom. Take the Skytrain to Prong Pong (Emporium), walk the couple of blocks back towards Nana, turn right on Soi 33 (not 33/1) and walk a couple hundred meters down 33. Akame is on the left in the bottom of a parking garage. There is a sign outside on the street.

Allover

04-03-06, 08:17

Lemon Tree here are a few I use:

Take a taxi to the Prince Hotel and walk 1 minute for Cupidy which is the basement of the Plaza Entertainment Plaza. There is also massageavailable on the 2nd floor of Plaza. On the 6th floor is the very upscale Delila's. You can also go to the main road and both Embassy and Halem are less than 5 minutes walking.

Taxi to the Siam Hotel for Mona Lisa, which is right next door. I have heard the Siam Hotel Coffee shop has lots of girls at night but I've never checked it out.

Taxi to Emerald Hotel on Ratchada and you'll be within 5 minutes walk of the Ratachada MPs. Mirage, Subway, Nataree, Hi-Class, Emmanuelle, Caesar's, and Poseidon. From Nana to the Ratchada MPs I never take a taxi. I take the BTS Sky train from Nana to Asoke (2 stops). Then I use the subway from Asoke to the Suttisarn exit on the subway line. Go outside and you'll see Ratchada MPs on both sides of the street.

If you like Chao Phaya 1 (J One) and Chao Phaya 2 you can go to a hotel also. I believe its the Siam City hotel but I'm not 100% sure. Maybe someone else can help. I alway take the BTS to the Phaya Thai station and walk one block from there.

Cocoroso

04-03-06, 11:16

hi,
i will be staying at the novotel lotus arond the 20th and i very well thought the akane at chitlom was better after having read the reports on this forum, ( i have not visited either ofthem)how would you rate the akane in soi 33 better than the one at chitlom, as i am staying at the novotel lotus i guess it would just be a small walk,please advise.

cheers

BT
QUOTE=Retired Army][QUOTE=LukeSkyWanker]Lemon tree,
if you want to try Akane take the BTS from Nana station near Majestic suites to Chitlom I think 1 stop only you can see Akane from the platform when you get off the train simple.

Thai ladies do not like to take a long journey(From their perspective) so I would suggest you stay in Sukhumvit Rd. which is around nana or asok station of BTS. I stayed near MBT(Siam station) but thai ladies always said why you stay there? it is far..blabla.. I've been to BKK many times but first time to stay out of the main action equasion. regretted.

Meaty

04-03-06, 11:57

[QUOTE=Boy Toy]hi,.....i will be staying at the novotel lotus.....BT

.... I would suggest you stay in Sukhumvit Rd. which is around nana or asok station of BTS...
RA, Soi 33 is on Sukhumvit and close enough to Cowboy and Nana (short taxi ride eg. 12pm, 20 minutes, 2am 5 minutes), and in the middle of the Artist bars on Soi 33. The reason they don;t like to go far, is because they want to return for a 2nd/3rd/4th/5th/19th customer, the girls live far away from this area, so theres nothing else to make them want to stay close to there.
One thing i would say is check out Giotto's Lodge, called Livingstones, the rates are nearly half that of the Novotel and its right next door. He has his own thread for more info.

Traveler1234

04-03-06, 15:32

[QUOTE=Cocoroso]

RA, Soi 33 is on Sukhumvit and close enough to Cowboy and Nana (short taxi ride eg. 12pm, 20 minutes, 2am 5 minutes), and in the middle of the Artist bars on Soi 33. The reason they don;t like to go far, is because they want to return for a 2nd/3rd/4th/5th/19th customer, the girls live far away from this area, so theres nothing else to make them want to stay close to there.
One thing i would say is check out Giotto's Lodge, called Livingstones, the rates are nearly half that of the Novotel and its right next door. He has his own thread for more info.

I've stayed at Novotel Lotus off and on for 2-3 yrs, over 10 times actually. Make sure you get bkfast included, at their Coco restaurant - good breakfast buffet and will energize you for the rest of the day....LOL

Slight correction on Meaty's reply - you can walk to Cowboy Soi from Novotel Lotus - quick 5-8 minutes. Nana requires BTS (2 stops) or taxi.

The bars on Soi 33 are mixed bag, fairly quiet but the girls are fun. Most are dressed in gowns, some change outfits on daily basis, eg cowgirl one night, something else another nite (stay away from Annie - she's hot looking but lousy service and attitude).

My favorite is Monet but you should try a couple, especially during happy hour. One good thing, if you're hungary, you can order pizza or other food from nearby Soi 33 places at the bars and eat there! The pizza shop is great. Note barfines and take-out is higher than Nana and CS - they'll quote you B$1200 for barfine and ST/LT B$2000-4000 (you gotta negotiate on that).

Akane and Bangkok Teens (?) MP are both on Soi 33 although I've never personally gone to either, prefer other MPs. For regular massage, turn right when you exit Novotel, walk to corner of Sukhumvit and on your right is good foot, Thai and oil place.

Never tried Livingstones but check out the Giotto Lodge thread....this coming trip will actually book a room and see how goes.

Enjoy and give us a FR.

PS - someone just posted, saying Novotel Lotus no longer GF? Last time around, back Oct/Nov 05 had no problems but you should double-check when you check in.

Duniawala

04-03-06, 16:39

having returned from bkk a few days ago, a short fr is in order. this time i had friend who was on his first trip to los.

finding the mp: took a short cab ride to novotel on soi 33. got out and started walking. no signs of akane mp. i know the map says peep inn but there is a difference between the map and the reality. walked passed peep inn entrance for another 100 m. came back to entrance for peep inn and walked into the driveway. lo and behold there is the sign for akane.

reception: a whole bunch of swadee-kas and were seated on a sofa. few girls standing around and we were handed the menus. chose the famous 1+1 massage. the girls then lined up. i chose a short, cute one called kumi. my friend chose a tall one called da(?).

massage: we were taken upstairs, where we were taken to individual rooms. i stripped, put a towel around and went in for the shower. got cleaned up including my arse. kumi had a perverse sense of massaging the prostate, but is the most pleasurable though. thouroghly cleaned, towelled off and went back to the room.

the massage was ok nothing that special. but she hit the appropriate spots and was feeling good. then all of a sudden felt something warm enveloping my dick. looked down and there was another one giving me a blow job. now kumi had a great body and face. nice small tits, just the right size to swallow in one gulp. she continued kissing all over me while below there was an ethuasistic bj going on. after 10 minutes came in her mouth. god, it was good.

another one? kumi asked. well give it a try i said. they both worked but it was not to be. time's up.

overall: good value for the money (b1680 for 90 min. including a beer) tipped the girls 300b each and we both left with satisfied grins.

Traveler1234

04-03-06, 18:38

Having returned from BKK a few days ago, a short FR is in order. This time I had friend who was on his first trip to LOS.

Another one? Kumi asked. Well give it a try I said. They both worked but it was not to be. Time's up.

Overall: Good value for the money (B1680 for 90 min. including a beer) Tipped the girls 300B each and we both left with satisfied grins.

D: you're the man! Two shots...great deal. Since I usually stay at Novotel Lotus (although will try Livingstone this time) guess Meaty and I will have to try this next visit.

I'm visiting your home in mid-May for my son's commencement but my other half with me so can't give you a call.....LOL

Pussy Wagger

04-03-06, 19:40

I'm heading down to Bangkok end of this month and will be staying in Davis Boutique Hotel. Any good spots to monger around ther?

Giotto

04-03-06, 19:59

akane 33 is not too easy to find, and up to now i find the descriptions how to get there quite confusing. the sign of peep inn is not always visible on the road ( it is one of those movable light signs ). here my try:

- find sukhumvit soi 33, either taxi or skytrain, exit prompong (emporium)
- enter soi 33 coming from sukhumvit road
- pass novotel lotus, left hand side after 100 m
- pass livingstones (huge elephant tusks) after another 50 m
- walk another 70 m until you pass the napoleon bar, left hand side
...............- a hostess bar, rip-off, don’t go there
- on the opposite side of the road (right hand side) you see
...............- demonia (sm bar / club)
...............................- mixed infos about it, some like it, some think it is a rip-off
...............- 33 center, another oil massage place
...............................- lousy, don’t got there
- directly after napoleon there is the peep inn entrance, a driveway, to the left
- the way leads into an area which looks like a parking garage, a left and right entry
- keep left and walk on 20 m, there is the entrance of akane, a sign outside

some remarks:

it is a place for japanese customers, hundreds of them are going there. in akana 33 there are 6 – 8 girls during the week, some more on the weekends. imho there are no real lookers.

go early, not after 6 pm.

if you choose the 1 + 1 or 2 + 1 service you cannot select the +1 girl, so you might be surprised about the lady who appears during the happy ending…

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traditional/foot massage, close to novotel, was mentioned in a post before. i recommend cefle, in the small road opposite livingstone’s lodge, on the way to the office, right hand side. the thai massage, and the foot massage are excellent, but of course it also depends on the providing lady.

btw: somebody ever wrote here about sazanka?

giotto

Traveler1234

04-04-06, 00:28

It is a place for Japanese customers, hundreds of them are going there. In Akana 33 there are 6 – 8 girls during the week, some more on the weekends. IMHO there are no real lookers.

Go early, not after 6 pm.
Giotto

Last time I saw Duniawala, he wasn't Japanese....but he is big, maybe that's way he got two shots!

LOL

Meaty

04-04-06, 03:09

I'm heading down to Bangkok end of this month and will be staying in Davis Boutique Hotel. Any good spots to monger around ther?
Nice hotel, every room is a different style, its owned by Chuwit, the guy who owns a load of decent MPs (did own?) in Thailand and was a governement MP until being kicked out !! You can than him for the new park area on sukhumvit in place of all the bar beers (sukhumvit square) he illegally demolished ! Theres a nice lobby bar lounge, which when i was there had several well to do looking thai guys and girls I thinks theres a tuk-tuk service to the end of the soi otherwise there is a motorbike stand dead opposite, jump a bike and head to Soi 22 beer bars, Washington Sq, Cowboy or nana, they are all close by, ranging in time from 2 minutes to 10 minutes.

Giotto

04-04-06, 07:53

Meaty,

Mr. Chuwit sold all his Ratchada MPs during the past 2 years, and invested in The Davis Bangkok. He then entered the Chart Thai party, was elected for parliament in 2005, but had broken the 90 days law and lost his seat end of last year.

The Davis is a nice hotel, the rates are reasonable in the moment, because the hotel is still building up its customer basis. Suitable for those who like to stay in huge 4/5 star hotels.

BTW: There are some connections to MPs via Mr. Chuwit, but shouldn'y we discuss this in the hotel thread?

Giotto

Vauxhall

04-09-06, 15:50

Hi Guys,

Returning to BKK next month. I intend to try some soapies in Pin Klao are does anyone have any experiences/information once. I had good experience a few years ago in CP3 so I thought I would revisit the place and try the others in the areas.

Cheers,

Vauxhall

Fuck Buddy

04-13-06, 05:34

He had always wanted to visit the famous ruins of Ankor in Cambodia. Now he would get the chance of a lifetime; a cruise and side visits to Cambodia.

The trip started with a long flight to Bangkok. It was a package deal, so the hotels would be first class all along the way. The hotel was 5 stars and located right on the banks of the river in Bangkok. He remembered from his trips to South America that top hotels often have massage available. And, yes, this hotel did too. Bangkok and Thailand have become known for "massage" and he wanted to try one.

The rates for an hour or two even in the hotel are quite modest compared to the US. He went to the desk and "booked" a massage. He was given a towel and directed to the room where he would undress. She arrived with a smile and he noticed she was very tall. This guy is pretty conservative so he had booked the most reasonable "head and shoulder" massage for one hour (50 minutes, like the shrink).

She offered him an "oil" massage but that would cost extra so he declined and lay back to enjoy the soft hands up and down the back. It was not long before she was squatting, sort of sitting her firm butt on his and he was purring. At the end of the session he was so satisfied that he asked her when she got off from work and if he could see more of her; she said ok.

So it was a bit of a disappointment when he returned later to find out that she had already finished. ( what he was to find out later was that a happy client could buy the lady out of the rest of her evening, thus being able to leave early)

He was a little wiser the next evening when he arrived for his next massage. He asked for the "tall girl" but she was not available. This time he booked the "full body" massage for an hour. His "girl" was lively, quite good with English and quite a bit of fun. About half way thru the massage she offered him a "special" making clear that his penis would be well massaged. This he declined since his penis had had a bit of surgery done just below the helmet where some tissue was uncomfortable during hard sex and the doctor had said "no sex" for a while to let it heal. He told her he did not need the hand job, but he would really going out to do some dancing. This she liked! So with this in mind, he bought her out for the few remaining hours of her schedule and they both agreed that they must depart separately. She had her own car (rich girl) and she planned to pick him up at a designated spot on the main street. He was both excited and a bit wary as he waited along the dim street side. Had he been "taken" this would not be the first time; oh well, nothing ventured ...... A beep and a big smile as the car finally pulled up and he jumped in. The car music was pop and things were looking good in Bangkok. She knew where to go and it was in the center of town, a place called Siam Square. It was a bit like a compound where one had to clear the gatekeeper. This is one why to keep from having the car stolen or have to worry about it.

As he and his "date" approached the sound of loud rock music got louder and louder (live music with "western" entertainers). Wow! She knew the ropes and since he was in shorts he could "rent" both slacks and some socks and get a partial refund when they were returned. The place was crowded with young people and the band was going nonstop. She found two of her friends who also worked in massage and made the introductions. Oh yes, the cover included one drink and she ordered a tall beer for him.

It was fun listening to the music and watching the scene. Many of the ladies were really into the music and tossing and turning all they had with great fun and smiles. While this was going on various combinations of the three girls too turns dancing. It turned out that there was some drama going on with one who started to cry. It seems she was having "boy trouble." The girls suggested he stay and find someone to dance with as they now wanted to go home. The night had been fun enough and he was happy she drove him back to the hotel rather than having him take a taxi in the wee hours.

Producer

04-15-06, 10:38

Visited Annie's yesterday:

- Price still THB 1500 for 2 hours, tipping girl 500 more than enough.

- Despite Songkran, about 20 girls in the bowl of which about 2-3 attracted my attention.

- Selected number 22, Yo, slim, small tits, speaks limited English, according to her 31 years old but as usual could also go for like 22, good for everything, service-minded like the others I had before; used like 2 hours 15 minutes and no issue.

- Rooms still the same, i.e. don't expect quality but it's sufficient for the action.

- Didn't know until now that the Majestic Grande Hotel is actually just 50 meters away.

All in all price/quality ratio is good IMHO.

Producer

04-15-06, 13:05

Reporting within 10 minutes of finishing the action, need recharging now.

One note in advance: I know this is experience was not optimal in terms of price/quality but I just wanted to try out something different.

I didn't want to go to massage places and I was too lazy to walk around in the heat so I thought - what I also do when I'm home and hungry - to order by phone. Instead of pizza, I checked out the meat on the net. Whatever is advertised as "escort" looks extremly overpriced so I decided, similar to Japan, a "delivery" service from a massage place. Ended up with BKK Teen Massage.

So I gave a call, a lady who didn't speak much English answered. I took me a few moments until I figured out that she was not speaking Thai but telling me the names of available girls (well, I should really learn some Thai). The girls available were soso or same same but after all the surfing effort I and my dick decided to order Som. Lady on the phone said that it would cost 2500 for 2 hours all included (compares to for example Darling); Som would be there in 20 minutes. I had to tell them my name and hotel / room number.

So I took the 20 minutes time to write a quick report about yesterday's Annie's visit and after about 25 minutes the door bell rang. Open door, yup, looks like the girl from the webpage. She had some slip of paper in her hand with her name on it and the booking dates. Spoke like as much English as I speak Thai but sign language can also be fun, for example to explain CIM - they always laugh. Then followed normal stuff; shower together, testing out the goods on both sides, one bang on the bed, then like half a bottle of baby oil massage (I'm soon going to buy Johnson&Johnson shares) including ball and testicle massage; then another bang with CIM, some back door fingering, shower, wrap up, 2 hours fully used. Gave 500 tip as I was not sure if I would order someone there again or not; she was happy with the tip (500 at Darling for example can get you some odd looks though)

All in all, interesting different experience. I must say I'm always surprised how well-organized this business is. I got what I ordered on the net, arrived on time, willing to please, had all stuff in the bag that one needs, fulfilled all parts of the deal etc. If the whole Thai economy would function like the sex or pirated DVD business, they'd be an economical powerhouse.

Love Seeker

04-15-06, 19:36

Retired Army

04-15-06, 20:21

M P Lurker

04-16-06, 03:03

I have a question. What if you go to a massage parlor and get great service. You get “Slip slided away” with a soapy massage from a pretty girl. Can you bar fine her out of the massage parlor? How many hard earned baht will this set a poor boy back?Love Seeker,

If girls like you and are hard up for cash (almost all are) then arrangements to meet outside of work are possible. Girls don't go to work every day and some are quite spasmodic. Price is quite variable depending on the class of the girl and how busy she normally is.

3 girls I took out subsequently became a girlfriend for very extended periods. Not all masage girls can speak another Language other than Thai, so this can be a problem.

I hope the 'poor boy' bit s tongue in cheek somewhat.

Chaopraya II was my old favourite haunt. 'Cheer' tout little Anne gave reliable advice re girls personality. This place seems to have somewhat less girls these days (and my favourites all dissappeared - lucky I still have their phone numbers) so I'm thinking of trying Poseidon or Cupidy (which I hated previously).

M P Lurker

04-17-06, 02:18

Taxi to Emerald Hotel on Ratchada and you'll be within 5 minutes walk of the Ratachada MPs. Mirage, Subway, Nataree, Hi-Class, Emmanuelle, Caesar's, and Poseidon. From Nana to the Ratchada MPs I never take a taxi. I take the BTS Sky train from Nana to Asoke (2 stops). Then I use the subway from Asoke to the Suttisarn exit on the subway line. Go outside and you'll see Ratchada MPs on both sides of the street.

If you like Chao Phaya 1 (J One) and Chao Phaya 2 you can go to a hotel also. I believe its the Siam City hotel but I'm not 100% sure. Maybe someone else can help. I alway take the BTS to the Phaya Thai station and walk one block from there.For Chaopraya I, take taxi to Paiya Thai Hospital (spelling adjusted to promote correct pronunciation) next door virtually. Have to negotiate price to avoid ripoff unless they know you already. Easy walk from Phaya Thai BTS station.

For Chaopraya II, I take taxi to Europa Inn and then just cross the road (carefully). Siam City Hotel is not close enough. Price is standard. No negotiation necessary. At least 5 mins walk from Phaya Thai BTS Station but OK if not too hot. Could also go to Anusawari Station (1 stop away) and get a motorcycle to take the rest of the way through the back way.

BTS Skytrain from Nana to Asoke is just ONE stop away (2 if you count both Nana and Asoke). You can walk this bit if not too hot.
Then go down to subway station (Sukhumwit)

Giotto

04-18-06, 13:31

One of Livingstone's guests made it to Annie's Massage in Soi 4 today. He came back totally pissed.

Not only that the selection of ladies obviously was not as he expected, no lookers - he was not alone with the lady in the room! During the bath some cockroaches joined both, creeping out of the sink in that room...he said, it was an "invasion", at least 10 - 15. Difficult to get out of the bathtub without stepping on one.

And then everything went wrong, old towels, broken sheets, and the service was then also not how it should be. But what do you expect if it starts with cockroaches and acrobatic acts to get out of the bathtub...

Not the first time that I heard (or read) that. (I think I should mention that he did not talk to me before, otherwise I had warned him).

Giotto

Thwaites

04-19-06, 01:06

Was in BKK on business earlier this month and as this was my third trip to the city of sin, thought it was about time I visited Cupidy.

Having read reports on avoiding letting a cab take you to the door, I did the usual and got a drop off further down the road, then walking to the Hotel next door. I stopped in there to get accommodation prices as I'm always looking to good deals when I travel. Ten minutes later I walked next door to Cupidy.

Despite this rouse, I still think someone tipped off the manager as no sooner had I arrived than they pounced on me and quoted 4000bht for the standard soapy! Holy ****! I don't think I look green but this guy was clearly sizing me up as the naive tourist. Tried negotiating down but he was having non of it. Result - one less customer for the night. Somehow I don't think they were bothered as half a dozen Japanese were already there and jumping around like school boys.

SidTheSexist

04-19-06, 08:08

Meaty took me to Chav 3 last week. We took a taxi as the car was out of action and so we ended up walking up the soi (71 is it?) on what is apparently the walk of shame!?!?!?!?! LOL it didnt take me long to realise why.

Anyway, once inside we sat in the "coffee shop" for almost 3 hours drinking Heineken, eating thai food and watching some footy on the big screen. Then we went through to pick a girl each from the fishbowl. A real diamond walked in just as we were beginning to think it was a waste of time. Both of us set eyes on her and then turned to each other. "Not again!!!!" Regular readers might recall the last time we went "fishing" together. Anyway, I gave in and allowed meaty to have first pickings. Just to be sociable I chose immediatley after him so that we would be able to finish at the same time and head off together. The girl I chose appeared pretty from outside the bowl and really wasnt too bad close up, except for the huge gap in her front two teeth. We got to the room and went through the motions. I put the porn on the tv (really good) and she replied by turning it over to the thai shite. Alarm bells were set off. I flicked it back and undressed for the bath she was running. To cut a long story short, she gave me a very quick once over scrub in the bath, a mediocre massage followed by the option of HJ. When I motioned for BJ she obliged reluctantly, and insisted on a cover. I played it cool and tried for all the way (FS). Meaty had told me that Chav is technically a HJ/BJ parlour so not to be dissapointed if it doesnt happen. It didnt, so I didnt complain. I got a shot off but by this time I was wondering what all the fuss was about and although I was well up for another shot, she wanted me out the room. I dressed and she accompanied me to the sofa by reception. I looked back and thought I probably hadnt done too bad and that my expectations had just been too high. It wasnt until half an hour later when meaty did actually show up with a smile like a split water melon that I realised I had been stitched, and the alarm bells that sounded from the start were indeed genuine. I will leave meaty's report for meaty to write but lets just say that for the same price, FS, 3 shots and Anal dont seem like a fair deal to me :(
Never mind, better luck next time
sid