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2006 Pattaya Reports

Hades
01-01-06, 06:41
more fun down here in pattaya, i gotta come here more often.

just finished a morning session at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900). i went yesterday as well. the one i had yesterday was better. i think her name was june or something.

today i got a slightly chubbier girl called nil, she had some skills but unlike june, she wouldnt let me finger her while she blew me. also no cim experience either. so the girl didnt get a tip and i handed over 600 baht and walked out.

there were these two expats sitting at the bar when i paid that gave me a dirty look when i handed over 600 baht. glared back and walked out.

three days left in thailand and only 11000 baht left. gonna barfine a hotty tonight!

wish me luck!

Dinghy
01-01-06, 16:56
Hades - the expats sitting at the bar were likely the owner and frend (or brother.) Aussies

Piper1
01-01-06, 17:01
just finished a morning session at [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900). i went yesterday as well. the one i had yesterday was better. i think her name was june or something.
maybe it was "jin" - as per her name-badge. dark-ish isaan gal. i enjoyed fs with her a few nights ago (see report in bkk thread). she was maybe a 6 or 7 in looks, but the best looking of the 10 available, and nice enough to chat with. she was a bit reserved at the bar (she told me she was tired as she'd traveled a lot that day). i was tired too, so i took her away from reading her comic book for more interesting adventures - glad i did. we had a few laughs and a bit of fun upstairs. hard worker, worth a tip.

sounds like you're having a great time - good luck!

piper

ps - 600? they insisted on 700 for bj - fixed price (then 1100 when we changed to fs).

Hades
01-02-06, 04:55
WHen I got my bill it had 600 baht on it. Maybe because I always seem to go at 12pm every day when there is no one in there.

As I said, first one was excellent with the light fingering and the CIM experience, she gets a tip. The other one. No fingering and No CIM no tip.

Anyway just had another semi let down experience tonight. I bar fined a bartender at Peppermint. Saw her last night and wish I had bar fined her last night instead of the ***** I took home. Her bar fine was 400. She wanted 2000 LT and I said "Your kidding right, 1500" and she pulled a face and agreed.

She had nice tits, huge.

So we get to the hotel, I dont jump straight into the sex, I watch a little tv, a little talking. Then shower. Then more TV then sex.

But she wouldnt blow me, so I thought I would warm her up by licking her a little and she enjoyed it. Not enuf tho to return the favour. Then we got to fucking. Her on top was nice, and me on top was nice but she was hesitant about doggy. Plus I like stopped every 2 mins to see if the condom was ok. Not having another night mare experience with that. This time I used plenty of lube.

Anyway I end up jerking off on her as she is lying down. I got her in the face which she wasnt happy about. But I rushed to get her a towel and I scrubbed her down.

Then woke up at 10 and she says she has to go. Im like damn, should have only done short time then. But she was nice to sleep next to. She said her pussy was sore so thats why she couldnt long time again.

Goddamn I want a fucking nymph while im here. The best one I had was in bangkok and thats when I picked her up from a pool hall and she didnt want any money.

Gonna try a soapie today. I went looking for it as another member had called it Heaven Soapie but its actually Sabai Soapie. 1600 baht. Lets see how that works out.

Hades
01-02-06, 21:18
So I went to Sabailand today for a Soapy. About 9pm.

Best I have had so far. I have wasted to much money and time in Go Go's. I bought a pool cue today and that was fun hanging at beer gardens and hanging out with the girls that work there.

They have 100% better attitude then I have seen in Go Go Girls. Not making that mistake again any time soon.

So yeah last day tommorow. I am gonna barfine a bar girl tommorow. I actually have one in mind.

Also that one girl from club Boesche, gave me her number today. Hopefully I will have lunch tommorow with her. Goddamn I would marry that girl.

Oh yeah better talk about that time at Sabai land.

I got girl 192. I think her name was Ah or something. She was very safety conscious and wouldnt blow me without a condom. I was down with that.

However she was using the same brand of condoms as these that had broken on me in that horrible Massage parlour experience. So I said no sex, just handjob then. She also didnt have any KY, and she wanted to lube up with baby oil.

Goddamn will these girls never learn. So it was a good time and it felt good, but guys please remember BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS AND LUBE FOR A GOOD TIME.

Also Go Go girls are highly HIGHLY over-rated. When I come back in a few months, im gonna barfine beer garden girls, or beer girls. I thought that it wouldnt happen here in Pattaya but no. The old adage that if your hot, you dont have to be as nice or work as hard. or special privileges are extended to you.

FUCK THAT. YOUR A PIECE OF ASS FOR SALE AT A HIGHER PRICE.

Get used to it.

Freeler
01-02-06, 22:46
Hades,

Unknowingly you manoeuvred yourself into my court, away from the gogos towards the bargirls.
Hallelujah!
Your next step is easy to predict: Away from the bargirls and chasing the BeachRoad babes.
Hallelujah!
Don't fight it, don't deny it!
Hallelujah!
You are about to spend no more then B300 for a Pattaya short-time.
Hallelujah!
Many went before you, many more are sure to follow.
2006 is going to be a wonderful year!

Amen.

Tiger 888
01-03-06, 05:06
I went to a couple of GoGos in teh last 2 days, I find Club Boesche one of the best.

Hades
01-03-06, 09:20
Hades,

Unknowingly you manoeuvred yourself into my court, away from the gogos towards the bargirls.
Hallelujah!
Your next step is easy to predict: Away from the bargirls and chasing the BeachRoad babes.
Hallelujah!
Don't fight it, don't deny it!
Hallelujah!
You are about to spend no more then B300 for a Pattaya short-time.
Hallelujah!
Many went before you, many more are sure to follow.
2006 is going to be a wonderful year!

Amen.

I dont know if your mocking me or not.

Im not a price person, like I dont sit at the bar and try and calculate how much everything costs in my own currency and see if I am getting a good deal or not.

I am here for a good time, not a scrooge time. But the point I am making is that bar girls seem to have a better attitude.

The gogos i have seen and had. Their attitude sucks the second they leave. I just want a good time, I dont want to have to put up with the crap that is the same as back home.

Hades
01-03-06, 19:08
so this is my final report.

after numerous amounts of disappointment here, i finally found a keeper on the last night i am here. damn!

cant remember her name but she works at marine bar or something. face had a little acne on it but she had a smoking body and she smiled a lot which was good.

bar fine of 250 and she said 500 for one hour. i was fine with that, she said she was sore and thats why she would prefer no boom boom.

anyway after getting to my hotel and she is trying to renogiate the deal as i am trying to get 2 hours. one hour sex and one hour cuddling. i am half temped to cut this one loose and just go to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900). but her attitude improved and then i had the best time here in pattaya as she got wet easily and came three times.

she didnt know what ky was and i gave her mine and warned her that she should use it to prevent condoms from ripping.

she was 20 btw, ahhh i have some face shots of her, i will post em when i get home.

went and saw my honey at club boesche again, it was sad saying goodbye to her, last night she gave me her number and today i called it but i wrote it down wrong and she was waiting for me to call her today to do stuff. i am still cursing myself. she aint a hooker either, just a waitress. but an angel.

found out today that her baby is going to america soon to be with his father as she cant afford him. so sad.

i wonder what the kid will think when its older and finds out that mom was a waitress at a bar in thailand?

cant wait to come back here again.

oh and what i have learnt from this experience.

1: dont get go go's, they are bitches on wheels.
2: always use your own lube and condoms.
3: ask the girl if she is sore before you leave the bar, so she cant pull that excuse later.

later pplz, im going back to the korean thread.

Dinghy
01-03-06, 19:29
Hades - actually Free isn't mocking you - he's just pointing out that you have acquired "reason" (maybe "perspective" is a better term).

The Beachies are just as good as any go-go and a lot more predictable - since a lot of them are tourists themselves. Myself I tend to go as high as 400B depending on service (instead of his 300 - but there are even some "poor" ones out there who will go for 200 and maybe even a room for the night)

Beer bar ladies seem to be the most accomodating

Dumbass
01-04-06, 22:52
Hades,
Sorry to hear you had such a disappointing time in the greatest place on Earth. I agree with some of your observations, as I have sampled the Gogo's, the bar girls, the soapie's and the beach girls. Please keep in mind that all these girls are working and it is about getting your money. That's why it's so important to spend 10-15 talking and finding a girl that you really click with. I've had great luck at Happy A Go Go, and the 2 new ones that opened near the end of the walking street at soi 16. (one of these places has a girl takling a bath downstairs and a shower upstairs) Also check out the night club, Lucifer for freelancers or locals. you may not like this place if you don't like Hip Hop, but the girls are cute and plenty of them. Soapies are really good as they don't have the same pressure to buy drinks as the Go Go's. I'm not sure why you'd go to a MP for extras when sex is so readily available 24/7, but maybe that's your thing.

Better luck next time. Good luck with that Korean posting as Korea is pretty dead.

DA

Small Buterfly
01-04-06, 23:48
On beach road you have second-hands ladies from MP, go gos, bars, fields, shops and factories. If you are not too good looking like me, its good option because those girls have more to struggle to survive, so they are more ready to please and at least you dont loose ladydrinks, barfines, payment in advance...just 500 Baths for a bad shot (I tried less, but their sadness put me ill at ease, some saying me they had only 2 or 3 ST a week).

For non sexual massage, the cheapest I found so far is in front of Carrefour hypermarket; 99baths for 1 hour feetmassage or 150 for thai , but as they are sympatical and efficient, I gave good tip. You can even have 1free for 10.

Phantomtiger2
01-06-06, 00:44
On beach road you have second-hands ladies from MP, go gos, bars, fields, shops and factories. If you are not too good looking like me, its good option because those girls have more to struggle to survive, so they are more ready to please and at least you dont loose ladydrinks, barfines, payment in advance...just 500 Baths for a bad shot (I tried less, but their sadness put me ill at ease, some saying me they had only 2 or 3 ST a week).

For non sexual massage, the cheapest I found so far is in front of Carrefour hypermarket; 99baths for 1 hour feetmassage or 150 for thai , but as they are sympatical and efficient, I gave good tip. You can even have 1free for 10.


Good pics, but they are much better looking than what I remember and saw when I was at Pattaya's beach road. Maybe because I went later at night?
The only thing I didnt like about beach rd at nite was all the Ladyboys stopping and bothering everyone.

One thing though,( not trying to flame you): I didnt understand when you said beach rd an option since U are not good looking. I never heard of anyone being turned down at MP or bars for not looking good, its our money they are after and if willing to pay, then they are good for a bonk (good or bad) and since you said paid 500b for a "bad shot", maybe time to pay a little more and try other options like bars and MP and maybe hit the Discos.
And lastly, when choosing a gal to bonk, perhaps choose the more cheerful and upbeat ones cause somehow having them sad and depressed will only affect your own peformance and mood.--IMO

PT

Phantomtiger2
01-06-06, 01:32
I dont know if your mocking me or not.

Im not a price person, like I dont sit at the bar and try and calculate how much everything costs in my own currency and see if I am getting a good deal or not.

I am here for a good time, not a scrooge time. But the point I am making is that bar girls seem to have a better attitude.

The gogos i have seen and had. Their attitude sucks the second they leave. I just want a good time, I dont want to have to put up with the crap that is the same as back home.

Hades, nobody here is mocking you. We all share experiences here (good and bad) so we can all learn from each other.
Ive been to Pattaya last year and like all things in life, nothing is set in stone.
I actually had a better time with a Go Go gal than with a bar gal.
I went to the bar on 2nd road near Central Rd (think its call Mona or something like that) sat and had a beer with this cute gal, she was friendly enough as I bought her drinks etc. After bar fine and agreeing on LT for 1200b (yes 1200, she ask 1500 and I said 1000--split difference and agree on 1200b).
Went back to hotel, after 1 so-so bonk she turned to cold fish. Only wanted to watch TV, talk on cell phone etc.Her attitude was dont touch me until I leave in morning. No longer the friendly gal at the bar.
Next day, went to go go (sorry, cant remember which one but on walking st) since still remembering the lousy gal from beer bar, decided to try Go Go instead.
Picked a cute dancer on stage , name Nim. She was also friendly (like bar gal last nite), so pay bar fine (yes, more expensive than bars), and agree LT 2000b, only difference was she continued to be friendly all nite so well worth the higher price.
Bottom line: Not all gals in go go are bad and not all bar gals are good. Its the luck of the draw.
The only constant rule between Go Go and the Beer Bars universe is this:
Beer Bar fines will always be cheaper than Go Gos.
On the other hand, in Pattaya, I often found Go Gos have much cheaper drinks (for yourself only and not ladydrinks) if you go during their happy hours than Beer bars, so if you drink alot it might even out in the end, so go figure.

PT

Freeler
01-06-06, 14:53
Small Buterfly,

Some ladies will have no more than 2-3 STs a week, true.
Some leave after 2 or 3 because it pays them enough money to get by. And they do so almost every day and it doesn't take them longer than a couple of hours.
B500 really is top end as far as Beach Road is concerned - or you just give in to easily:D!

BTW You pictured one or two that you really should give a try:)!

Mangofan
01-06-06, 15:52
I have to say that the gogos here are a good place to hang out, but that's pretty much it. I found one a few weeks ago that had beer on draft for 20 baht! But the barfines are outrageous. I went into Happy a few weeks ago and they want 550 baht! That's ridiculous. In Phuket it's 200, same in Samui. 1500 for ST and 2500 for LT, although I was able to talk them down a bit. I once tried waiting for the girl outside when the bar closed so I wouldn't have to pay the barfine, but that doesn't really work. Are the barfines this much all over Pattaya? Or is it just concentrated to the gogos?

Hades
01-06-06, 20:15
Went back to hotel, after 1 so-so bonk she turned to cold fish. Only wanted to watch TV, talk on cell phone etc.Her attitude was dont touch me until I leave in morning.

Well if that happened to me, i would have told her to get the fuck out and sleep somewhere else.

I am pretty flexible, but when I reach a certain point there is no turning back.

Phantomtiger2
01-06-06, 23:32
[QUOTE=Hades]Well if that happened to me, i would have told her to get the fuck out and sleep somewhere else.



Exactly what I did at 3am in the morning after giving her last chance to play nice. And yes, no tips for her!!!

PT

Phantomtiger2
01-06-06, 23:40
Small Buterfly,

Some ladies will have no more than 2-3 STs a week, true.
Some leave after 2 or 3 because it pays them enough money to get by. And they do so almost every day and it doesn't take them longer than a couple of hours.
B500 really is top end as far as Beach Road is concerned - or you just give in to easily:D!

BTW You pictured one or two that you really should give a try:)!



Only really walked around Beach Rd during the nite and notice alot of LB and mostly not so cute girls when I was there--alright, saw more older,fatter women as the norm.
What is the best time of day (or nite) to scout around Beach Rd for nicer gals?
BTW: I am usually more interested in LT rather than ST. Notice price for ST ranges from 300-500b, what would your recommended price for a streetwalker on Beach Rd for LT? and once again best time for LT pick up.
And lastly, is it true most bros dont seem to recommend these gals for LT?

PT

Gladiator
01-07-06, 01:18
Exactly what I did at 3am in the morning after giving her last chance to play nice. And yes, no tips for her!!!
PT

That's the way to go.

If you select girls carefully such cases are rare in Pattaya -not so rare in BKK- but there is always a chance to end up with an underperformer.

Underperformers should never be kept behond a ST, especially if she is a cold fish, so the only way out is that: throwing 500 bahts at her and telling her to get lost straightaway.

When they behave like hookers we should treat them like hookers.

Gladiator
01-07-06, 01:30
Only really walked around Beach Rd during the nite and notice alot of LB and mostly not so cute girls when I was there--alright, saw more older,fatter women as the norm.
What is the best time of day (or nite) to scout around Beach Rd for nicer gals?
BTW: I am usually more interested in LT rather than ST. Notice price for ST ranges from 300-500b, what would your recommended price for a streetwalker on Beach Rd for LT? and once again best time for LT pick up.
And lastly, is it true most bros dont seem to recommend these gals for LT?

PT

I've never found a specific time being better than any other to get gems on BR, I've found them from 9 am in the morning to 3 am, or even during the day - any time may be a good time, it's just a matter of luck.

Over the last few years, thanks to the uniformed monkeys arresting girls and spoiling the scene, BR is really fucked up at times so it takes plenty of legwork and patience to find something decent.

Many of them would be happy with 800 bahts LT, which is what quite a few guys pay them, however I've always given them 1,000 bahts for LT - after all, if I kept them LT it's because they behaved well and if they were so good they deserved the extra 200 bahts in the morning. But if you're on a budget, 800 should suffice.

Small Buterfly
01-07-06, 02:46
Yeah, more pigs on beach, more elderly than in bars,but from Walking Str to soi 8, after strolling hours , I never came alone. And with time, I even find more in connection with those free workers who choose not to undergo bartenders and mamasan's exploitation.

Sure its easier to have a drink in bar, and just look around, but I understand nothing they say with noise, and the ugliest always comes to serve me. I often picked up a tired bar lady who wanted to look TV or was to small for me ...(bullshit), had to struggle with mamasan, felt she was never on my side.

My pics show the good side of beach road, because you already know the so called bad ; these girls are filthy, they steal your money, they have been pushed out of bars for whatever reasons.

Now I have experienced a lot and discussed about their lifes, I know its not so simple; some come directly from field or factory, they are too old (over 30 ) to start in bars, have no money to go to Tony, they feel more at ease to discuss on the beach, sabailand got read of them because they approach 40 but they have still splendid body.

No, only one was bad smelling out of lots , and they are not so drug addicted as some bargirls whose boyfriends send westernunion money to buy yabba, some even dont have money for beer.

If you are carefull and explicit you will not have problems, at least less than with others girls because they experienced life is not easy.

Why pay them 500ST while seven eleven employees earns 180 a night? Because many are former sales women . Around 300B, all the most beautiful refuse except if you are Brad Pitt (but he does not go often on the beach!).

On the other hand I spoiled one with 1000 LT+ 1000 again for going with me to Sri racha the following day, and she did not show up during 4 days, certainly it was too much. (she had said "up to me" and I did not want to be a cheap charlie )

Indeed you have many dogs, but if you dont look for top models but only fuckable ladies with tenderness, you can find that on the beach.

Moreover,its a good option in afernoon before bar openings (some cuties if you rash), or late at nights when barladies are half asleep.

Having LT relationship? some showed me their appartment, I had the feeling they were ready for that, but I am always dubious.

As for LB, I never feeled really threatened by them because I stay there in soi Post or yamoto, but I always ask to the ladies what they are, it amuses me a lot to see their reaction!

LB are a danger because they are the real reason of the recent crackdown according to the girls.

Freeler
01-07-06, 08:33
Phantom,

That's a lot of questions - THNX to Gladiator for answering some already.

A bad time for Beach Road is after midnight, getting even worse after 3am and worst around 6 am when only druggies are left. Although I did meet Deep Throating P once at that ungawdly hour. She was very happy, over half a dozen customers and B4000 for the night. And she still wanted my B300:).

Best time usualy is 1-6pm when the 'good ones' show up for their daily 3 customers. When they are done, they go party, attend to their children or whatever.

Also, Thai holidays treat Beach Road well, crowding it with ladies from all over without a place to stay.

I do not recommend LT from Beach Road or in fact from anywhere. I always start out saying ST. Sometimes they stay in my room. Sometimes they return after another couple of hours on the streets. Sometimes they return because they love me:). My squirting nymphomaniac N returned mainly because she is a nymphomaniac.

In short: YMMV!

LoveVegas
01-07-06, 15:19
Can anyone help me tell me the good things about these two and what you would pick. Was thinking about the dynasty at both and get the free ride to pattaya and back to Bangkok but the residence looks really nice in pattya

Any help would be great.

Thanks

Capt JB
01-07-06, 23:29
Can anyone help me tell me the good things about these two and what you would pick. Was thinking about the dynasty at both and get the free ride to pattaya and back to Bangkok but the residence looks really nice in pattya

Any help would be great.

Thanks

The Dynasty is pretty much a Motel 6 quality place. I spent one night there in March of 2005 and had bugs in the room. When I reported this to the front desk they handed me a can of bug spray. Had to laugh but I also moved out.

Derby Dervish
01-08-06, 20:36
I spent 2 weeks in LOS, 4 days in BKK, then 5 days in Pattaya and then returned to BKK for the remaining time until I had to leave this paradise on Dec 5. I stayed at Dynasty Inn in BKK and in Pattaya the whole time.

Dynasty in Pattaya was 1200 per night and was a very nice modern place, comfortable and quiet. No sign of bugs or bad smells and it was very clean. I would definitely go back there again. While I was there they had a one-day problem with the hot water.

Dynasty Inn in BKK is an older place, the first room was clean and comfortable, a good place, 1050 per night. The second room on my return had a musty smell, we opened the windows for half a day and that helped a lot. I guess the quality of the rooms vary but I never saw any bugs. You're right in the middle of the action, NEP a few doors down and Soi Cowboy a short Skytrain ride away.

They do provide free transport to Pattaya if you stay at least 2 nights in Pattaya but the return trip will cost 400 baht.

All in all a good experience but I may look for another place in BKK the next time I go. The food in both places was excellent.

Again, I really liked Dynasty Inn in Pattaya, and it's an easy walk to get to Beach Rd and a little further down Beach Rd to Walking Street. There was a bar across the street from the hotel called Wonderful 2 which at the time we were there had an excellent band who played a lot of '60s songs. We spent several evenings there. (...I found the best GFE of my life in Soi Cowboy and she stayed with me for most of the two weeks' time after the first 2 days in BKK.)

Fast Eddie 48
01-09-06, 00:49
Can anyone help me tell me the good things about these two and what you would pick. Was thinking about the dynasty at both and get the free ride to pattaya and back to Bangkok but the residence looks really nice in pattya

Any help would be great.

Thanks

to lovevegas

nothing is free , I am sure they added the price to the cost of the room , I stay there before and the room smell and the water in the bathroom is color



fast eddie 48

Phantomtiger2
01-10-06, 00:04
That's the way to go.

If you select girls carefully such cases are rare in Pattaya -not so rare in BKK- but there is always a chance to end up with an underperformer.

Underperformers should never be kept behond a ST, especially if she is a cold fish, so the only way out is that: throwing 500 bahts at her and telling her to get lost straightaway.

When they behave like hookers we should treat them like hookers.

The major mistake I made in this case was I had originally negot. and agree to pay LT and even throwing her ass out at 3am she wont leave and started shouting until I paid on the agreed 1200b LT. Since I was very tired at that time of nite and not really wanting any trouble from her 300 boyfriends and uncles to knock on my door later that nite, I just paid to finally get rid of her.
Yes, before U say it : I agree that she won and I lost.
Just another price paid for being a newbie in Thailand.

PT

Catmonger
01-10-06, 07:49
The major mistake I made in this case was I had originally negot. and agree to pay LT and even throwing her ass out at 3am she wont leave and started shouting until I paid on the agreed 1200b LT. Since I was very tired at that time of nite and not really wanting any trouble from her 300 boyfriends and uncles to knock on my door later that nite, I just paid to finally get rid of her.
Yes, before U say it : I agree that she won and I lost.
Just another price paid for being a newbie in Thailand.

PTIt was smart to just pay her. Remember, we pay them not to boom-boom, but to go away!

JuiceSpike
01-10-06, 16:24
Phantom...

It's not really about a win or lose situation is about getting out of the situation. I think you did the right thing to get her out of there and a few bath won't matter when you avoided a potentially ugly scene.

juices

T Vega
01-12-06, 11:12
[QUOTE=Hades]Well if that happened to me, i would have told her to get the fuck out and sleep somewhere else.

Exactly what I did at 3am in the morning after giving her last chance to play nice. And yes, no tips for her!!!

PTI'm in Pattaya had a beer bar girl cute 200BF and 1000 LT back at the room she was ok did her for about 45 min she wanted to stop sore. I asked her she did not have st today and she has a kid (sore give me a break). she said let me sleep for one or two hours maybe we try again. With her attitude I know where this isn't going, I tell her know I have a better idea you get dressed and go home so you can rest all night. I tell her the same thing I told the Phnom Phen girls when they want to run out after one shot. Your sore or you want to go no problem, I don't want you to stay if you want to leave but LT gets LT money ST only gets ST money I believe it is fair I never had much of a complaint they know the scam they are playing the only question is if they can sucker the guy for all the money. Don't pay LT money for only ST service.

Speed Touch
01-14-06, 02:24
Dynasty Pattaya has gone down hill over they years. I've stayed there 3 times and the last time decided to check out. Dynasty Bkk is well worn and Dynasty Pattaya seems much better - but only on the surface - I've found that they have a bug problem.

You can still go to the Dynasty BKK or Dynasty Pattaya and ask about the transfer service - they charge around 400 baht if your not checked in the hotel - save a little bit of money.

I stayed in the roof garden in over the NY period - saved a bit of money, but I'd only recommend it to those guys who've been to Pattaya a few times as it's a little out the way.


Can anyone help me tell me the good things about these two and what you would pick. Was thinking about the dynasty at both and get the free ride to pattaya and back to Bangkok but the residence looks really nice in pattya

Any help would be great.

Thanks

MeatMan
01-15-06, 20:19
A bad time for Beach Road is after midnight, getting even worse after 3am and worst around 6 am when only druggies are left.


Damn, Gonna have to trudge through the late night strolls! :(

Hades
01-16-06, 05:32
i stayed in the roof garden in over the ny period - saved a bit of money, but i'd only recommend it to those guys who've been to pattaya a few times as it's a little out the way.

hey how about that, so was i. small world eh?

CA Traveler
01-17-06, 06:12
I'm going to be in Pattaya for two nights beginning on 5 Feb if anyone wants to hook up for a beer.

Hi Rub
01-18-06, 09:14
Also I have some 1990 series $100 USD bills to get rid of, anyone know of a money exchanger or bank that will convert them

Went to Sabai Room Body Massage yesterday and chose #242, a short girl with nice tits and a nice n' big ass. Her name is Bee and she's from Rayong. She gave pretty good service. It was great having her ass slide up and down my cock. When we moved to the bed we did it in several positions and I finished with her on her stomach. Went a little bit over the time limit with no fuss.

Later I went to Kitten club and discovered that they now have ladyboys working there. They only dance on the stage to the right of the entrance as your coming into the bar. However, they walk around the club topless and I can see a newbie grabbing one as she walks by and not knowing what he's getting himself into. I remeber seeing that the Penthouse Hotel states that they are gay friendly so the boys must be down there to satisfy their gay clientelle.

Also found out that the Galaxy club with Russian type girls is now charging 1,000 baht for a 1-song private dance and I was told they don't go barfine. Seemed like all the drinks were twice the standard price. Pretty expensive place for a whole lot of nothing.

I'll be in Pattaya untill the 23rd...

JuiceSpike
01-18-06, 15:07
Maybe you want to be a little more subtle about asking where to buy drugs...

Are the 1990 US $100 bills fake? If not, try a hotel money exchange service which many hotels have one.

If they are fake, use them to pay for pussy...:D

If you get caught for either drugs or fake money kiss goodbye your home country.

juices

The Traveler
01-18-06, 21:12
Hi Rub,

if your 1990 $100 bills are fakes (or why do you ask ?) you probably won't have any luck in LOS. All banks have long lists of (series) numbers of certain $ bills in their exchange booths. They won't accept any of those bills and they check them very thoroughly.

Using them for paying for pussy is absolutely low class. Why cheat the girls if they provide the requested services ? They have done their part, you should do yours. The girls can't change the $ bills into Thai currency if you can't, so be fair and don't follow Juice advice.

Uzinuzin
01-19-06, 01:30
I was planning to do the same (as "Derby Dervish"), stay a couple of nights in Dynasty Inn BKK and then in their Pattaya branch for 5 nights and back for a couple of more nights in their BKK site before leaving. Their prices and location is very good but now (after these reports below) I am a bit put off by their BKK site !

1- Are their any similarly priced and located places (that is better) in BKK, any suggestions ? (or should I not right off Dynasty Inn BKK)

2- I will still like to stay at their Dynasty Inn Pattaya, are there any charges for bringing guests (may be more than one a day or even two at the same time) ? Do they have a good safe in their rooms ? What is the pool like ? (on the roof !!!). ( I think there is also a Dynasty Resort in Pattaya ! http://www.dynastyinn.com)

First time in LOS, so any advice welcome... (Oh, and I'll be there in Easter, so I guess I MUST book hotels in advance - or is not that important)

Thanks.

Dinghy
01-19-06, 16:21
The "best" 1990s were done by Iran with intaglio presses, revolving serial numbers and essentially IDENTICAL paper and ink. It was the main source of money for mid-east terrorism and the prime reason the currency design was changed.

They can't tell - even the US Secret Service can't tell those apart except for the occassional printing fllaw - they aren't lilke off a copy machine

SidTheSexist
01-20-06, 03:52
Guys,

I'm in Pattaya next week for Chinese New Year. Any chance of some updated reports hitting the board over the next week? I always read the forum, but like to stay as up to date as possible. Serious reccomendations would be appreciated, PM or on the board. How's "the pump station" these days?

Cheers,

Sid (in cold Beijing)

Taz Marine
01-20-06, 04:02
Hey Uzinuzin,

Check out the Bangkok Hotel thread.

Taz

Gypsie King
01-20-06, 06:06
2- I will still like to stay at their Dynasty Inn Pattaya, are there any charges for bringing guests (may be more than one a day or even two at the same time) ? Do they have a good safe in their rooms ? What is the pool like ? (on the roof !!!).

Thanks.There is no fee to bring guests to your bedroom. It's very girl friendly. There is no safe in the room, the safes are at the reception desk. It's a very run down hotel and I am not planning to go back to this hotel. You can use their shuttle if you want to, it's about 400 B.

Speed Touch
01-22-06, 02:13
Instead of Dynasty BKK, try Majestic Suites just around the corner - much cleaner and similar price and above all girl friendly.


I was planning to do the same (as "Derby Dervish"), stay a couple of nights in Dynasty Inn BKK and then in their Pattaya branch for 5 nights and back for a couple of more nights in their BKK site before leaving. Their prices and location is very good but now (after these reports below) I am a bit put off by their BKK site !

1- Are their any similarly priced and located places (that is better) in BKK, any suggestions ? (or should I not right off Dynasty Inn BKK)

2- I will still like to stay at their Dynasty Inn Pattaya, are there any charges for bringing guests (may be more than one a day or even two at the same time) ? Do they have a good safe in their rooms ? What is the pool like ? (on the roof !!!). ( I think there is also a Dynasty Resort in Pattaya ! http://www.dynastyinn.com)

First time in LOS, so any advice welcome... (Oh, and I'll be there in Easter, so I guess I MUST book hotels in advance - or is not that important)

Thanks.

Phish
01-22-06, 06:34
Yes it is true that women negotiate a long time rate and show up in your room, after a single fuck they begin to try to hit you up like a sucker.... they ***** that you are too big, they are sore, kid at hoem, sick grand mother.

I have heard then all.. in fact some of them even have a friend call them after a couple of hours and say that their friend/family member had an accident.

The best way to avoid this scam is negotiate both the LT and ST rate with the chick. Let her know exactly till what time you extepct her to stay to be paid a LT rate. Tell her clearly if you leave before that, it ST rate.

this also protects you if, some of the bitches suck in bed and begin to ***** about you size, or I don't do that, this etc,etc. Jus pay her ST and throw the ***** out.

Hi Rub
01-22-06, 08:06
I went to Club Boesches and decided to barfine 2 girls for a private lesbian show in my room. The mamasan wanted me to pay their 2000 baht L/T fee up front for some reason, I don't know if thats normal for this place. I was expecting some problems with them, fortunately it turned out to be an excellent 3-some, blew my load 5 times - including 1 anal - and they left at the agreed time. I popped some oral kamagra jelly and that worked great, I'm ussually a heavy sleeper and I think the kamagra caused me to wake up a few times during the night. That was unfortunate for the girls as that meant they abruptly got woken up by my stiffy.

When I brought the lesbian duo to the Royal Twins Palace they sadly hit me up for 2 joiners fees. I thought it was just because I brought 2 girls, but I guess they keep a record of who pays joiners fees cus the next day I brought 1 girl in and they had me pay again, while my friend never paid to bring his girls up. I'd say that the hotel is mildly girl friendly, I probably got screwed because i brought 2 girls to the room at once and that started my joiner fee problem. Also I booked and pre-paid for a king bed and they stuck me with a twin room. I don't think its right that they change your reservation and then hold you to their refund policy. Will not be staying there again.

I checked out the Angelwitch club on Walking St, by the Beach Club. It was a really nice, 2-story club, nice show at 10:30 and 12:00, hot girls, and they have a one-way mirror in front of the urinals, so you can check out the club while taking a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140).

Club Boesches at the end of Walking St is also a good 2-story club, jacuzzi in the floor by the bar, see-through ceiling/stage on the 2nd floor, and I'd say most of the girls are bi-sexual, some girls will only go with one of their friends though. Seemed to have a good customer base, mostly Americans, Europeans, and Aussies.

I've heard good things about the club above Boesches, think the name is X-Zone but I haven't checked it out.

I remember someone asking about a good club for girls who have big tits. I'd have to reccomend Coyotee's on Soi Marine for this. I noticed a lot of large nicely-shaped breasts while I was there, also a lot of tatooes and piercings in various places. One girls dance was just to softly hop up and down to draw attention to her perfect tits, I do say thats a nice way to advertise the goods.

LoveVegas
01-22-06, 23:36
I see good things I'm just asking if anyone has any first hand knowledge of this hotel and if there is anything negative. Looks like good location no girl fees and looks nice and good price.

Thanks for the help

Red Cork
01-23-06, 02:00
hey hi rub , go talk to the manager and demand your joiner fee money back. tell him you are going to post and advertise that the hotel is not girl friendly and he will loss alot of biz , explain the power of the net and how this and these sites work.he will loss biz when this info gets out. they are scaming you and pocketing the $$$.

Calvinrussell
01-25-06, 10:39
Maybe expensive, maybe not, but this is my lifestyle.

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Mangofan
01-25-06, 12:00
Club Boesches might be the best gogo in Pattaya. Extremely hot girls there - they even have a shower upstairs and a jacuzzi downstairs for lesbian shows. Pretty big, but when I walked in there were absolutely no seats, so it can get crowded. 600 baht for a barfine is the most expensive I've ever seen as well.

X-zone is also pretty good, it's big with lots of space, but the girls aren't nearly as hot as in Boesches.

Brymor
01-28-06, 10:23
Currently in Pattaya for a few days having returned here from Chiang Rai. Last week I arrived on the Friday and found every decent hotel booked up. I ended up staying at the BR Inn on Soi 12 for 600 per night. Very girl friendly but what a dump. Have managed to get a room at the Apex, still not fantastic but much better than the BR Inn and only 500. Anyway I have spent most of my time down at the beach road, I just love that place. If you are willing to put in the leg work, you can find some real jems here. I met one girl from Rayong who was a part timer, having an office based job during the week, she supplements her income with weekend work on the beach road. In fact when I met her she claimed to have only been working for the first day and of course I beleived her!!. Nonetheless her very limited command of English meant she wasn't an experienced pro. Took her back for long time and was a great GF experience. In fact I am waiting for her to come back up today from Rayong. Anyway the beach road for me is preferable to the bars. I love sitting and chatting with the girls and it is a great way of improving ones Thai language skills for free. I do take girls from the bars, but prefer the beach road. Was at Tony's Disco last night Walking Street and Lucifers. Lucifers definitley seems the best place to pick up freelancers at the moment. I thought it quite amusing because I noticed many of the girls from the beach road hit the discos later in the night to mop up any free Farangs. One guy I met was with a girl I recognised from the beach road and he thought he had struck lucky with an attractive shop girl on holiday from Bangkok. I tried not to laugh and didn't want to shatter his illusion by telling him the truth. I will be here till Tuesday 1st if anyone fancies a beer.

Mangofan
01-29-06, 07:10
Careful when perusing the offers on Beach Road. I'd say most of the "girls" there are Katoeys and the others have been around awhile. I even met one girl on Beach Road who was 17!! I usually stay away from the girls on Beach Road because I don't like any unsuspected surprises like that.

Redcloth
01-29-06, 13:50
I see good things I'm just asking if anyone has any first hand knowledge of this hotel and if there is anything negative. Looks like good location no girl fees and looks nice and good price.

Thanks for the helpLV,

I've stayed there on my last three visits. Its my hotel of choice in Pattaya. Usually about 1300Baht per night. It's girl friendly and not to many rooms so it's small and cosy. The only thing missing that I would like is an in room safe. There are safety deposit boxes at reception however.

Brymor
01-31-06, 06:48
Careful when perusing the offers on Beach Road. I'd say most of the "girls" there are Katoeys and the others have been around awhile. I even met one girl on Beach Road who was 17!! I usually stay away from the girls on Beach Road because I don't like any unsuspected surprises like that.Durianfan,

That is not entirely true. I agree that the Beach Road has its share of Katoeys, but until around 11pm you will find most of the girls are not lady boys at all. Admittedly I use the word girls loosely, since there is also a percentage of skanks and druggies. However to say that most of the girls are Katoeys on Beach Road is greatly exaggerated.

Solite
01-31-06, 22:32
i'm going in early march to pattaya.

i was wondering if anyone has been to [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s lately, and if so how is the talent level there now?

Dinghy
01-31-06, 22:56
Mort - with the "new" lights on beach, it's a lot easier to "see" the khon and decide whether "him or her" - I found that the influx of "women of the second type" seems to happen mostly sfter the bars close at 1 or so. There are "areas" where they congregate - usually between 13 and 13/3 on the non-beach side (less light maybe)

Eetchyeetchy
02-03-06, 04:26
First time in Pattaya though have been to Thailand several times. After reading the informative posts here, I was wary of the Beach Road offerings in the late evening. Nonetheless, having taken in the Walking Street and finding Lucifer's dead empty (Thurs evening) at 11pm, I took to Beach Road.

I'd say only 25% or so of the women (after accounting for the katoeys) were worth considering. In the end, I chatted up a 19-yr old slender light-skinned "university student". It seemed plausible. Few on this forum would be disappointed. Nice-sized tits & firm grabbable bottom. We went back for ST and she was very friendly and easy-going - a gf-like experience. Gave BBBJ without asking and was responsive and natural in bed. Ended with a great missionary pump. I'm outa practice so it didn't take long! I gave her 450B and she seemed very pleased. Gave me her cell number & I may call her later, though generally it's not my style. I might change that tune before I leave to return to BKK in a few days....

If any of you are here in Pattaya throught the weekend and would like to have a drinking/mongering partner, send me a msg.

Ljohnson
02-04-06, 08:58
My buddy and I will be in Pattaya Feb. 20 - 23.

LJ

Jayman 05
02-04-06, 09:35
i'm going in early march to pattaya.

i was wondering if anyone has been to [CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)'s lately, and if so how is the talent level there now?i dropped in there last thursday night and it must have been busy because not many girls, and what was there quite average! although the girl at reception is a character.. ask her about "charlie".

Brymor
02-04-06, 17:12
Beach Road

4 Feb.

To day on Beach Road there is over 300 girls not top calss but OK.

Best Regards Asshole Big.

Not Divivie he forget to close his conektion in the Internet shop.

Solite
02-05-06, 22:29
Thaks Jayman. I appreciate the heads up.

SidTheSexist
02-06-06, 07:32
i was down in pattaya all of last week so frs to follow, however in response to the request for info on [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900),,,,,

there are a few things to note, especially having already experienced [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) bkk. firstly, the bar is much bigger with areas to sit away from the bar, surrounding an american size pool table.

secondly, the price is only 600bht for a bj whereas bkk is 700.

finally, upstairs is not one big room with the infamous doctors curtains. or at least i did not see such a room anyway. i had a private room with a 2 seater couch and some other weird looking metal dentists chair in the corner. didnt bother inquiring as i had arrived late and got the impression they were wanting to shut up soon (1am)

the service was poor with constant complaints about time and also no deepthroat. i can put that down to luck of the draw, but she didnt receive the tip which she outrightly asked me for!!

looking back, i would definately reccomend [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) and will go back on my next trip. but make sure you're there well before last orders and spend a bit more time than i did clarifying with the girl exactly what you want.

ps, she told me fs would have been an extra 400bht.

sid

Meandering
02-06-06, 11:35
It has been ten months since my last visit to LOS and Pattaya, and I seem to have a sense that much is changing in this section of Paradise. For the past dozen years, my haunts have been in the north Pattaya area, near Soi Sex, with occasional forays to Walking Street and Living Dolls.

My current plans are for a February 23~26 visit, but I have been receiving email from friends in LOS saying this is going to be a very bad time. Can current mongers shed any light on a super hectice weekend in Pattaya that weekend?

More importantly, can mongers offer up some current observations as to the best places to visit to maximize the experiences this month? Responses are appreciated both in the Forum and via PM. Thanks.

SidTheSexist
02-07-06, 04:42
having already tried the pump station on a previous visit, i decided to give it another go last week.

my first visit involved a private room with shower, tv (porn) and double bed, however this time i settled for the com***al room on the second floor.
much the same as [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), you will be greeted with a bunch of girls outfront from which you can choose. she will then offer you a drink from the downstairs main bar or to go straight upstairs. i was in a rush so went straight upstairs. the route you must take is rather seedy, going through back kitchens and up almost vertical staircases. the upstairs bar has the traditional cut outs allowing bj at whilst sat at the bar. the rest of the room is dark with two tvs showing hard porn. a settee spans the perimeter of the room with a urinal in the corner. all pretty seedy and daunting for a new comer, but for hardcore mongers nothing should seem too suprising. the service was good, with nice deepthroat and cim or cof both available. the actual bj was only 4-500bht (cant remember for sure) but they almost insist you pay a tip and along with the drink, you wont be left much change from 1kbht. there were a couple other guys also inside receiving service directly under the bar and whom didnt seem to have a problem with striding around the whole room bollock naked.

in hindsight, definatley not a place for a newbie unless you want a mental scar left on your perception of bj bars. for me, i thought, except for the price, it was a good experience and a part of what makes pattaya a different league from bangkok. definatley worth a visit, if only to say you've been!!

sid

Divine Baal
02-07-06, 14:23
1- Are their any similarly priced and located places (that is better) in BKK, any suggestions ? (or should I not right off Dynasty Inn BKK)

2- I will still like to stay at their Dynasty Inn Pattaya, are there any charges for bringing guests (may be more than one a day or even two at the same time) ? Do they have a good safe in their rooms ? What is the pool like ? (on the roof !!!). ( I think there is also a Dynasty Resort in Pattaya ! http://www.dynastyinn.com)

First time in LOS, so any advice welcome... (Oh, and I'll be there in Easter, so I guess I MUST book hotels in advance - or is not that important)

Thanks.My 5 cents worth of information is to skip Dynasty alltogether.
1. Select Majestic Suites in BKK. Great location, nice rooms and easy access with a airport bus-stop just on opposite side of Sukumwith Rd.

2. Check out Sunshine Resort if you really are into them girls(or boys). No probs with guests. No fee and reception calls to make sure there is no problem. THAT is great service. It's on Soi 8 and is placed very strategically. 50 mtrs to the very very VERY noicy bars. 2 tempered pools and poolbar. Café and bistro. Prices from 850 TBH.

3. I would recommend that you book in advance for anyone going to LOS for the first time. Then you can learn the tricks of the trade to finding hotels without the need to pack and unpack every few days, changing rooms, getting stiffed by local drivers and so on. You can spend all that time on having fun instead.

And I order you to visit Eden in BKK and Sabailand in Pattaya.

SidTheSexist
02-08-06, 05:06
Last wednesday (1st feb) night, me and a mate left a bar beer nest on second road a little north of soi skaew beach. The time was about 2.30am and before we got to the beach road we came across some comotion on second road. An old looking SW was also watching as an older looking farang was almost battling with a ladyboy. It appeared he was trying to take back something she obviously had, which was his. They seperated for a moment but he was effectively blocking "its" route to a car which had another 3-4 ladyboys inside. At this point the LB took off a high heeled shoe which i know i would not like to be on the receiving end of. LB ran at the bloke as another one was getting out to assist. A scuffle between the three followed and although the farang did not appear hurt, the LBs got away in the car. Farang immediatley summoned down a passing baht bus, which was full with some sort of tourist group, and instructed it to follow the car with the LBs. They took off and that was the last i saw. I dont know the truth behind the incident or the outcome but from the little i did see, i know i will be giving the LBs a very wide berth from now on. The guy was alone which didnt help and it was very late. I can assume he was pissed but again i am not 100% sure.

Anyway, as we turned to march on, the old looking SW who had also been watching, approached my friend and I. The conversation which followed was quite an eye opener;

me; hello
SW; i go with you;
me; up the arse?
SW; yes, i like that.
me; CIM?
SW; ooh yeah, i like that too.
me; COF?
SW; anything for you, i want you cum all over me
my mate; me too? same time?
SW; for sure!!
my mate; no condom?
SW; no ploblem
Us; how much?
SW;500 ST.
Us; ok maybe tomorow. thank you very much.

If she was maybe 20 yrs younger and didnt have a face like a welder's bench, then probably would have taken her.

Then got all the way down to walking street along beach road from about Mike shopping. Passed quite a few possible's but they were asking 800-1000bht ST. Kept the faith and eventually found a real good looker coming out of lucifers. Agreed on LT and price "up to you". She ended up staying till 5pm the next day and really good fun. Met her at her apartment later that night and stayed with her for free. She was obviously funded by farang and made mention to a guy from Dubai. Left in the morning and headed to BKK.

Sid

Lemon Tree
02-08-06, 07:07
Gentlemen,

during my next 4 weeks of Pattaya vacation in May this year I plan to make a one week trip to Ko Samui. As I found out in the internet, Bangkok Airways offers such flights from U Tapao to Samui and back again.

My question is: Has someone of you already an experience with this – as I believe – small airport, the dispatch in U Tapao and Samui? Have I to pay attention on something special? Thank you for help in advance.

Enjoy your life, you only have this one.

Lemon Tree

Djts
02-08-06, 08:28
I stayed at Flipper Hotel. Excellent service and clean, will try booking in there next time.

SidTheSexist
02-09-06, 07:13
My attention was brought to the website of "the castle" in pattaya, where all of your fantasies come true.

Just wondering if anyone has checked this place out yet. Search the forum and a similar post appears with similar request. The website advertises 900bht entrance fee for none members and 300bht for a drink.

From the map, i would say it is a little south of XZyte on 3rd road.

Anyone been?

Sid

Ern123
02-10-06, 15:19
Copied this from a german website. Real funny though, enjoy:)

Her real thoughts are in parentheses (). ***

You: "....Well....okay, I'll barfine you."

BARGIRL: "I go get changed." (Well, sucker, you coughed up money for my barfine! Oh happy day. Since I don't want to ruin a good dress on a jerk like you, let me go change into some ratty jeans.)

You: "You look nice!"

BARGIRL: "You nice man. You very handsome." (I know I look nice.)

You: "So, where do you want to go?"

BARGIRL: "Up to you, honeyko." (I'd like to go home but I guess I have to go with you, what's-your-name)

You: "Come on, this night's for you, babe."

BARGIRL: "Ok. We go barhop?" (Come on, gravytrain, let's go see if we can part you from those precious pesos by buying my friends ladies' drinks. Or if I'm really lucky, maybe you'll get drunk and just fall asleep later!).

You: "Do you like Cleopatra bar?"

BARGIRL: "No" (No.)

You: "Why not?"

BARGIRL: "Music Box, ha ha ha!" (E=MC2)

You: "No, seriously, you don't like Cleopatra?"

BARGIRL: "Huh? No. I mad at girl there." (Huh? Did you say something? Sorry, I was busy solving quantum physics problems in my head.)

You: "Ok, how about Gspot?"

BARGIRL: "Ok. I've never been there." (Ok. My best friend works there and I was there with another guy last night.)

You: "I like this bar. You like it?"

BARGIRL: [ignoring your question] "Look that girl there my sister, Drusilla! Oy, Drusilla!" (I vaguely know that girl up there, I'll call her Drusilla! Hey, Drusilla!).

You: "You didn't tell me your sister works here!"

BARGIRL: "We buy her ladies drink?" (Maybe if I throw some cash her way, she'll do the same for me sometime.)

You: "Sure!"

BARGIRL: [talking to her 'sister' in Tagalog] "Blah blah blah, Drusilla! Blah blah blah, Drusilla, Drusilla!" (Pretend you know me, Drusilla. By the way, your name is Drusilla, Drusilla.)

DRUSILLA: "Blah blah blah!" (Okay! Ha ha, gave him the old Sister story, huh?)

BARGIRL: "Blah blah blah, Drusilla!" (Just remember you owe me one, *****!)

DRUSILLA: "Blah blah blah!" (Ok. What's your name, anyway?)

You: "What's your sister saying?"

BARGIRL: "She say maybe my mother sick." (I need to get my jewelry out of hock.)

You: "Aw, that's a shame. Jeez, you and your sister Drusilla sure don't look alike."

BARGIRL: "Same father, different mother." (The moon is made of cheese. La dee da dee dum! Hmm, I think the Filipino DJ is staring at me!)

You: [to the waitress who just arrived] "I'd like a San Miguel. What about you, honey?"

BARGIRL: "Margarita. I go to CR." (He IS staring at me. I'll go meet him in the CR!)

You: "Ok."

BARGIRL: [returning 20 minutes later from the CR] "I sick! We go na?" (Mission accomplished, time to go before I make my new DJ boyfriend jealous.)

You: "Oh, sorry to hear that. Are you hungry?"

BARGIRL: "No." (Of course I'm hungry, but you'd probably take me to some stupid foreigner restaurant instead of getting me balut and bagoong, so fuck it!)

You: "What would you like to do?"

BARGIRL: "Up to you." (I'd like to go boom boom my new Filipino DJ boyfriend but I don't suppose you'd give me a tip, so let's just get this over with, shall we?)

You: "You want to go to my hotel now?"

BARGIRL: "Ok." (No.)

You: "Well, here we are. Nice room, huh?"

BARGIRL: "Oh oh." (Ah, good old room 2B. Wonder if my gum is still stuck under the left side of the bed?)

You: "Well, uh, let's get comfortable."

BARGIRL: "I take shower first." (You groped me in the bar. I need to wash.)

You: "Sure, there's a towel in there, go ahead."

BARGIRL: "I finish shower. Turn off light!" (I can't bear to see your big white ass crawling on top of me. Turn off the light!)

You: "Okay. Do you need anything?"

BARGIRL: "You turn on TV?" (Turn on the TV: if I'm lucky, maybe you'll want doggy style so I can watch Viva while you're busy.)

You: [in the heat of passion]. "Oh, baby, does that feel good?"

BARGIRL: "Moan!" (Groan!)

You: "Oh, I'm coming!"

BARGIRL: "Moan?" (Are you done yet?)

You: "That was good. How was it for you?"

BARGIRL: "I come." (I go.)

You: "What are you doing?"

BARGIRL: "I text my roommate. I tell her I meet nice man." (I'm texting my roommate to tell her it's time to call me and pretend she's my mother so I can leave.)

You: "Someone's calling you."

BARGIRL: [talking on her cellphone] "Blah blah blah, Nanay, blah blah blah!" (Thank heavens you're getting me out of here, Buffy, this guy doesn't brush his teeth!)

You: "Who was that?"

BARGIRL: "My mother. She sick. I go!"

You: "Oh. Ok. Sorry your mom is sick. Here's something for you."

BARGIRL: "Thanks!" (My new boyfriend says thanks!)

You: "Maybe I'll stop by the bar tomorrow."

BARGIRL: "You pay my barfine?" (Are you as dumb as you look?)

You: "Uh. Maybe. Bye."

BARGIRL: "Bye!" (Gotta run. Raul needs some of this cash to buy his drugs. See ya!)

Member #4351
02-10-06, 21:10
Its next to the Buffalo Bar. I checked it out once to see what was up. There was some nude English guy with a dog collar and leash around his neck being led around the club on his knees by a TG dressed in leather. Another guy was strapped to a rack getting his ass whipped. Pretty funny, but expensive. Heavy entrance payment includes a drink as I remember.

Brymor
02-10-06, 23:57
It might have been even more funny had you put your report in the Phillipine section were it belongs!

Member #2041
02-11-06, 05:55
Lemon Tree, I flew that route the other way, Samui to U Tapao. I did it as my 4th leg on a Bangkok Air AirPass. Bangkok to Siem Reap to Bangkok to Samui to U Tapao.

U Tapao is a big airstrip, but a very small commercial airport. It was a major airbase built by the U.S. during the Vietnam War. It's about a 45-50 minute bus trip away from Pattaya. I don't know anything about transport from Pattaya to U-Tapao, other than I'm sure that it could be done for no more than 600-700 baht by Taxi. Going from U-Tapao to Pattaya, there were 600 baht cabs, and 120 baht Busses, I took the bus, but I don't know how/when one would catch it going the other way.

Mangofan
02-13-06, 07:49
To get from Pattaya to U-Tapao airport will cost about 700 baht. I did it a few months ago. Now you might be able to hire a Sangteow for cheaper, I don't know.

As for Samui, the only way to get to the airport is by taxi, I think. I've done it about 5-6 times. They'll ask for 300 baht, but don't pay more than 250. Also, remember that Samui airport has a departure tax of 300 baht.

Dinghy
02-13-06, 15:49
transport - Pattaya-Utapao - check with one or more of the travel agencies in town - I usually go to one of several either on Soi Honey Inn or Buakhao between Honey and Pattaya South. Alternativel (assuming you can speak some thai) go out to Sukumvit at Central and catch a Rayong bus (orange stripe - local 30B) they all go "by" Utapao (bus passes right by the end of the runway) but you will need to get a taxi to get to the terminal area - - no idea where to get off because I haven't done this route but the agencies advertise the mini-bus service on their outside boards so it does exist. 200B from what I remember but that was a few months ago

Zladdi
02-13-06, 17:19
My attention was brought to the website of "the castle" in pattaya, where all of your fantasies come true.

Just wondering if anyone has checked this place out yet. Search the forum and a similar post appears with similar request. The website advertises 900bht entrance fee for none members and 300bht for a drink.

From the map, i would say it is a little south of XZyte on 3rd road.

Anyone been?

SidIt's next door of buffalo bar. I've been there about one year ago and it was very expensive compared with other bars in pattay. I payed two Ladydrinks for 2 girls and have had some fun with them.

I think it is not worth, go to soi 6 and you can have the same fun.

Sumart
02-14-06, 23:15
Hi fellows

I will be in Thailand in about 2 weeks, particulary in Pattaya.

You someone of you let me know, which shows in Pattaya are currently the best. I know, it always changes. I like a lot of nude girls (if possible in action)

Thank and you can be sure to get a report.

Zladdi
02-15-06, 16:22
You someone of you let me know, which shows in Pattaya are currently the best. I know, it always changes. I like a lot of nude girls (if possible in action)The Quality is changing frequently, last year in april the living doll showcase was very good, in june some of the girls had a permannent barfine. When i was back in december the show was very poor.

Walk around, step in, have beer and enjoy

Calvinrussell
02-17-06, 08:45
Its next to the Buffalo Bar. I checked it out once to see what was up. There was some nude English guy with a dog collar and leash around his neck being led around the club on his knees by a TG dressed in leather. Another guy was strapped to a rack getting his ass whipped. Pretty funny, but expensive. Heavy entrance payment includes a drink as I remember.I'm sure many of you are interested, so I thought I would write about my visit to The Castle (Pattaya Branch... the other being in Bangkok), Thailand's only full-service dungeon. The Castle in Pattaya is exactly the same as The Castle in Bangkok, so what I say for one goes for both.

I suppose the first question to be asked is why would one go to a dungeon? Well, the most general answer is this: Most girls on earth (Thai girls in particular) are not willing to do weird sexual things. So if you have a sexual fantasy that you would hesitate to ask your girlfriend or wife or most bargirls to engage in, a dungeon (contrary to the belief that it is simply a place for whips and chains) is a place where you can find girls who at least will consider it... if you are willing to pay.

The Castle is quite a nice place actually, but not really suited to visiting with a gang of your friends. (After all, this is a place where you indulge your innermost fantasies. Do you want to share those with your mates?) It consists of a dimly-lit front bar with several lounging areas, and even more dimly-lit back rooms, some of which contain couches and several contain typical dungeon appliances. A cabinet of "implements" is available for playing around with.

Every guy has a different taste in girls, so I'll keep it simple: I didn't see any ugly girls at The Castle. The girls fall into two categories: Mistresses and slaves. The mistresses wear what you would expect: Shiny patent leather outfits with garters and thongs and the like. The slaves wear school-girl uniforms, with an airline hostess (sans skirt), and a couple of others in just lingerie. If it is your first visit, the mistresses will start playing with the slaves in front of you to get you into the mood. This isn't the typical gogo bar, on-stage fake S&M show that you know: Real paddles smack, and real wax is poured.

If you decide to stick around, this is probably the best time to communicate exactly what you would like to do while you are at The Castle, since you can choose to be either a master or a slave yourself. The mamasan is very helpful here, and she will help you find who you are looking for. (I'm told that about 60% of the clientele are slaves, 40% masters.) Then, things sort of go pretty straightforward from there: Buy a lady (or ladies) a drink, talk about what you want, negotiate a price, and then lead her/them (or be led) to a back room to live it out in real life.

I'm going to be purposefully vague on the rules here - not because you would find them restrictive, but because there are surprisingly few. Simply put, you will be satisfied. Oh: Wear a black shirt or they will not let you in.

So what is it all going to cost you? Well, it is 900 baht to get in the door and have your first drink. Lady drinks, which are strongly marketed, are 250 baht each, and each additional drink for you (also strongly marketed) is 300 baht. Don't be afraid to say that you want to be alone with 1 or 2 girls to cut down on lady drinks, as they do (and will) add up. Seriously though: It's going to be a 5,000-baht-and-up evening regardless... Don't spoil it by penny-pinching.

There is no real time limit on play-time with the girls, and you should base how much you pay on how much work the girl has to do. (Remember, hanging you from the rafters is hard work, as is being hung from the rafters by you.) 1,000 baht is a little low, but should cover an hour of light play. 2,000 baht should cover most 2 or 3 hour sessions of semi-strenuous activity. 3,000 baht covers an entire evening of a strict workout (yours or hers). 4,000 baht is probably necessary if you feel compelled to apologize to the girl for what you did to her for the last 6 hours... what with her being unable to sit down and all.

The girls can be barfined as well, so that what few rules that The Castle does have can be broken back in your hotel room if you desire.

Additionally, if you are a resident here in Thailand and plan on returning back to The Castle again and again, they have a 1-year membership for 15,000 baht. It seems a little steep, but all of the The Castle's prices (except lady drinks and play time costs) are cut in half, plus they give you a free bottle of your choice and free mixers. (Going from 300 baht per drink down to zero baht per drink until the bottle is gone is certainly a money saver. Buying an additional bottle and mixers costs 3,500 baht.) Basically, by my calculations, with moderate drinking at The Castle, a membership pays for itself in 10 to 15 visits. You decide from there. (You also get 3 free barfines with your membership, and 2 of your friends get membership cards as well.)

Meaty
02-17-06, 09:55
My attention was brought to the website of "the castle" in pattaya, where all of your fantasies come true.
Just wondering if anyone has checked this place out yet. Search the forum and a similar post appears with similar request. The website advertises 900bht entrance fee for none members and 300bht for a drink.
Sid
This report comes from another forum, submitted on the 17th of Feb 2006, credit to Russell;

"I'm sure many of you are interested, so I thought I would write about my visit to The Castle (Pattaya Branch... the other being in Bangkok), Thailand's only full-service dungeon. The Castle in Pattaya is exactly the same as The Castle in Bangkok, so what I say for one goes for both.

I suppose the first question to be asked is why would one go to a dungeon? Well, the most general answer is this: Most girls on earth (Thai girls in particular) are not willing to do weird sexual things. So if you have a sexual fantasy that you would hesitate to ask your girlfriend or wife or most bargirls to engage in, a dungeon (contrary to the belief that it is simply a place for whips and chains) is a place where you can find girls who at least will consider it... if you are willing to pay.

The Castle is quite a nice place actually, but not really suited to visiting with a gang of your friends. (After all, this is a place where you indulge your innermost fantasies. Do you want to share those with your mates?) It consists of a dimly-lit front bar with several lounging areas, and even more dimly-lit back rooms, some of which contain couches and several contain typical dungeon appliances. A cabinet of "implements" is available for playing around with.

Every guy has a different taste in girls, so I'll keep it simple: I didn't see any ugly girls at The Castle. The girls fall into two categories: Mistresses and slaves. The mistresses wear what you would expect: Shiny patent leather outfits with garters and thongs and the like. The slaves wear school-girl uniforms, with an airline hostess (sans skirt), and a couple of others in just lingerie. If it is your first visit, the mistresses will start playing with the slaves in front of you to get you into the mood. This isn't the typical gogo bar, on-stage fake S&M show that you know: Real paddles smack, and real wax is poured.

If you decide to stick around, this is probably the best time to communicate exactly what you would like to do while you are at The Castle, since you can choose to be either a master or a slave yourself. The mamasan is very helpful here, and she will help you find who you are looking for. (I'm told that about 60% of the clientele are slaves, 40% masters.) Then, things sort of go pretty straightforward from there: Buy a lady (or ladies) a drink, talk about what you want, negotiate a price, and then lead her/them (or be led) to a back room to live it out in real life.

I'm going to be purposefully vague on the rules here - not because you would find them restrictive, but because there are surprisingly few. Simply put, you will be satisfied. Oh: Wear a black shirt or they will not let you in.

So what is it all going to cost you? Well, it is 900 baht to get in the door and have your first drink. Lady drinks, which are strongly marketed, are 250 baht each, and each additional drink for you (also strongly marketed) is 300 baht. Don't be afraid to say that you want to be alone with 1 or 2 girls to cut down on lady drinks, as they do (and will) add up. Seriously though: It's going to be a 5,000-baht-and-up evening regardless... Don't spoil it by penny-pinching.

There is no real time limit on play-time with the girls, and you should base how much you pay on how much work the girl has to do. (Remember, hanging you from the rafters is hard work, as is being hung from the rafters by you.) 1,000 baht is a little low, but should cover an hour of light play. 2,000 baht should cover most 2 or 3 hour sessions of semi-strenuous activity. 3,000 baht covers an entire evening of a strict workout (yours or hers). 4,000 baht is probably necessary if you feel compelled to apologize to the girl for what you did to her for the last 6 hours... what with her being unable to sit down and all.

The girls can be barfined as well, so that what few rules that The Castle does have can be broken back in your hotel room if you desire.

Additionally, if you are a resident here in Thailand and plan on returning back to The Castle again and again, they have a 1-year membership for 15,000 baht. It seems a little steep, but all of the The Castle's prices (except lady drinks and play time costs) are cut in half, plus they give you a free bottle of your choice and free mixers. (Going from 300 baht per drink down to zero baht per drink until the bottle is gone is certainly a money saver. Buying an additional bottle and mixers costs 3,500 baht.) Basically, by my calculations, with moderate drinking at The Castle, a membership pays for itself in 10 to 15 visits. You decide from there. (You also get 3 free barfines with your membership, and 2 of your friends get membership cards as well.)

For price-comparison purposes, The Castle is an extremely good deal. Dungeons in the Western World will set you back hundreds of dollars or pounds per HOUR, and no sexual stimulation is allowed at all. Keep that in mind.

Anyway, I found my visit to The Castle to be everything I hoped for. I spent 5 hours there with one girl, and she played her part exceptionally well. Was 7,000 baht for the entire visit a little steep? I guess it depends on your fantasy, and what it is worth to you to have it fulfilled. I'm not complaining: My membership card is in the mail."

Adjarn
02-17-06, 15:04
Zladdi,
You said you can have the same fun on Soi 6 as in the dungeon? Can you tell us where and how much it costs? Thanks
Adjarn

Dinghy
02-17-06, 18:49
I've been in most of the places on Soi 6 (except the ladyboy "hi sailor - new in town?" ones) and I don't remember any places with "whips and chains and devices" - of course, it might be a little different upstairs in some places but some of the na-ma (either rising or falling tone, take your pick- horse or dog face) there weren't worth 1/2 a look let alone a "second look" - just my 2 B of course

That Asshole
02-19-06, 05:53
fundraising

anybody interested helping the real victims of the recent samui [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) affair? there are the two innocent thai guys awaiting execution, without any funds for a reasonable defence. i pledge $100 to start the fund to clear them and set them free as soon as possible. they are just wictims of western propaganda and shameless western prostitutes on samui beaches.

if just 100 members joined in, we could raise enough to pay some proper lawyers which they could otherwise never afford. the link to the story is here:

http: //www. internationalsexguide. info/forum/showthread. php? t=1490

please stand behind your brothers in these hard times. you may need help once yourself. also, they urgently need cigarettes, foodstuff and other supplies inside the jail which is very harsh. please show your support and assist.

as we all know the thai government generally does not value the interest of females very highly. these death sentences are not handed out because they are dying to help women. simply, they need the cash from freespending independent female western tourists, whose numbers are growing worldwide, in alarming numbers.

(in the region you can already notice signs in certain entertainment venues: "sex-tourists are not welcomed". whose work is this? who are they trying to please? )

normally, in thailand there is no big issue made from [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) cases, especially when it involves indecent foreign women. the thai government has been very male driven so far. also, in any country the females' fondness for lying and spreading rumours is well known and and it would be simply foolish to prosecute men for this. (except of course in feminist ruled britain, sweden, etc.)

predictably, this will soon lead to more injustice against men in general, all in the name of more profits. do not ignore it as your sex -tourist future may depend on it, the time to act is now. (why do we have to fight each other all the time instead of getting the women under control? ) so, let's unite to help each other, in a [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) case or in other issues. be proud to be a sex-tourist. you are the best!

anybody has an idea what is the most effective way for internet collection and transferring the money to thai jail accounts?

McJohn
02-19-06, 13:35
sorry to say but you are one sad fuck.

humble turd wrote in the linked thread:

>> and as for us, foreign sex-tourists? of course we wouldn't do it because it
>> is illegal, but hands up, how many wouldn't line up to get a good seat to
>> watch the [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) of a british backpacker. of course, we would trample each
>> other for the 'opera-seats'. would be the show of the century. the only
>> regret is that this is the only such story in so long time.

i also have some issues with some feminist but you are really cracy. - get a good psychiatrist.

@jackson
sorry this is a bit violent but please keep an eye on what some dickheads write on this board. even i (long time punter) sympathize more with feminists than with the likes of humble turd.

Meaty
02-20-06, 05:06
whilst i agree that the 2 innocent thai guys should be released, you reasoning is severly f*cked up. why not stick to facts to support your theories

the below is taken from the nation website
link: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2006/02/14/national/national_20000861.php
"the police have been accused of covering up the [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) of another young british woman on koh samui within days of the killers of katherine horton being sentenced to death.

the latest victim is 18-year-old corrie-ann holt, a gap year student from wigton, cumbria.

holt claimed that on january 21 she was drugged in the green mango bar in chaweng, then dragged to a spot known as “secret beach”, where she was raped by two men, believed to be thai.

she alleged police asked her not to press charges because it could harm tourism, and treated her as if she was drunk and available.

the latest allegations, which the british foreign office is aware of, were published two days ago in the mail on sunday.

holt alleged that she was left for dead and that police also did not bother to take any of her clothing for dna testing.

not only did they not keep the allegations under wraps, but yesterday – three weeks after the event – the results of laboratory tests had still had not been received by investigating officers. this is despite the fact it took only six hours for police to establish that two thai fishermen had raped and murdered horton, who came from cardiff.

“i want to say to people going to koh samui. don’t go there. it’s that simple. the police do not care about you,” holt was quoted as saying.

she said that she had had two beers and a tequila at the bar on the night of january 21, when she began to feel very woozy.

“i remember being walked out of the club or carried – i think i was saying things like ‘where are you taking me?’ it was like being very drunk but having no control. one of the men was thai, the other black.

“i don’t remember anything after that until i came to on a beach. i woke up in the middle of being raped. i screamed blue murder. they tried to cover my mouth and were saying in english ‘shut up.’ i bit one of them on the hand.

“i was screaming ‘stop! stop!’ but realised that wasn’t working. i shouted ‘[CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123)!’ and after a few moments they ran off.”

holt believes she may have been drugged with rohypnol. however, because she wasn’t given a blood test until 10 hours after the attack, all traces of the drug would have disappeared by then.

“i got up and stood on the rock screaming for help. a thai woman called down to me in english, asking if i was okay. i couldn’t see her but to know that someone else was there was such a relief.”

after 20 minutes police came and helped her climb up the cliff by the beach to the woman’s house.

“all of a sudden a whole lot of them arrived, along with the new chief of police. he came over and introduced himself to me and said it was his first day. it was slightly bizarre. i didn’t know what the police were saying as i couldn’t understand them. it had gone from being two police to being about 20. they seemed more interested in impressing the police chief than helping me.”

at 6am on january 22, she said she was examined by a male doctor at the local hospital.

“he took blood and did an examination. he didn’t speak any english, which was infuriating, as i didn’t know what was going on.

“he gave me pills but didn’t tell me what [they were]. it wasn’t until i was taken to a private hospital by the british embassy that i found out they were antibiotics and a ‘morning-after’ pill. i was also given anti-retrovirals against hiv at the private hospital.

“in the government hospital, when i went in for the examination, the chief of police tried to come in as well. i just shut the door in his face. i felt they were more worried about tourism and the damage to it than what i had been through.

“they tried to dissuade me from pressing charges and told me it would damage tourism. i sat there with my mouth open ... i couldn’t believe how i was being treated.”

holt said she was then driven to the police station to make a statement. “i didn’t have an interpreter – they just wrote down what i was saying in thai but how closely it matched i don’t know. they weren’t taping the interview.

holt later learnt that police had not informed the british embassy – officials only learnt of the [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) after her father called the foreign office emergency line in london.

koh samui police chief colonel chakkrit srisuwan, on learning of the allegations, denied that the [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) was being covered up.

“when police interviewed the girl she was not clear about what happened and seemed drunk. she said she had been raped, and mentioned a black man – big, strong.

“a medical check was carried out by two doctors at the hospital. the examination could not confirm [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) so they sent samples to a police hospital in bangkok for analysis. we have yet to receive results.

“the girl was confused and uncoordinated, but there were no serious injuries.

“police apprehended a thai man known to have spoken to her and [who] had tried to carry her out of the green mango – cctv cameras show the incident. the manager has made a positive id – he was taken to nathon police station.

“the next day the girl was also taken to nathon to make a report, she still could not remember what happened and said she did not want to continue the investigation. police advised her to continue and she was asked to identify the man from the club but she said he was not one of her attackers.

“police are continuing with the investigation.”

andrew drummond

special to the nation"

Traveler 1952
02-26-06, 12:47
just got back from two days in pattaya and i must say i was very disappointed. granted, it's paradise if you're looking for wall to wall bar girls, but i found it a bit like patpong or nana on steroids. i might have gone in with the wrong attitude, because i really preferred to stay in bangkok, but i couldn't get a reservation there and had one in pttya.

i had a massage at the blue beach (traditional thai) and a soapy at sabailand. both of them were inferior to what i've experienced in bangkok. the girl i picked at sabailand, loong, wasn't really my type, but she had a really nice smile and waved to me consistently while i was choosing my poison. i can't really complain about her--she kept asking me if i was ok--but the whole setup was less erotic than annie's in bkk.

actually, i'm almost ashamed to call myself a monger, because i really didn't do much. the best time i spent was buying beers for the girls and playing bar games at best friend bar complex off beach road.

if i ever go back to pattaya, and i doubt i will, i think i'll concentrate on the beach road girls, who, by and large, are as attractive as the bar girls.

btw, i stayed at the siam bayview. the room was okay, but overpriced. it did have high-speed internet in the room, but it's not included, which i think is a rip-off. it's pretty well located though, between sois 8 and 9.

Lost Johnny
02-27-06, 22:58
This report comes from another forum, submitted on the 17th of Feb 2006, credit to Russell;

"I'm sure many of you are interested, so I thought I would write about my visit to The Castle (Pattaya Branch... the other being in Bangkok), Thailand's only full-service dungeon. The Castle in Pattaya is exactly the same as The Castle in Bangkok, so what I say for one goes for both.

I suppose the first question to be asked is why would one go to a dungeon? Well, the most general answer is this: Most girls on earth (Thai girls in particular) are not willing to do weird sexual things. So if you have a sexual fantasy that you would hesitate to ask your girlfriend or wife or most bargirls to engage in, a dungeon (contrary to the belief that it is simply a place for whips and chains) is a place where you can find girls who at least will consider it... if you are willing to pay.

The Castle is quite a nice place actually, but not really suited to visiting with a gang of your friends. (After all, this is a place where you indulge your innermost fantasies. Do you want to share those with your mates?) It consists of a dimly-lit front bar with several lounging areas, and even more dimly-lit back rooms, some of which contain couches and several contain typical dungeon appliances. A cabinet of "implements" is available for playing around with.

Every guy has a different taste in girls, so I'll keep it simple: I didn't see any ugly girls at The Castle. The girls fall into two categories: Mistresses and slaves. The mistresses wear what you would expect: Shiny patent leather outfits with garters and thongs and the like. The slaves wear school-girl uniforms, with an airline hostess (sans skirt), and a couple of others in just lingerie. If it is your first visit, the mistresses will start playing with the slaves in front of you to get you into the mood. This isn't the typical gogo bar, on-stage fake S&M show that you know: Real paddles smack, and real wax is poured.

If you decide to stick around, this is probably the best time to communicate exactly what you would like to do while you are at The Castle, since you can choose to be either a master or a slave yourself. The mamasan is very helpful here, and she will help you find who you are looking for. (I'm told that about 60% of the clientele are slaves, 40% masters.) Then, things sort of go pretty straightforward from there: Buy a lady (or ladies) a drink, talk about what you want, negotiate a price, and then lead her/them (or be led) to a back room to live it out in real life.

I'm going to be purposefully vague on the rules here - not because you would find them restrictive, but because there are surprisingly few. Simply put, you will be satisfied. Oh: Wear a black shirt or they will not let you in.

So what is it all going to cost you? Well, it is 900 baht to get in the door and have your first drink. Lady drinks, which are strongly marketed, are 250 baht each, and each additional drink for you (also strongly marketed) is 300 baht. Don't be afraid to say that you want to be alone with 1 or 2 girls to cut down on lady drinks, as they do (and will) add up. Seriously though: It's going to be a 5,000-baht-and-up evening regardless... Don't spoil it by penny-pinching.

There is no real time limit on play-time with the girls, and you should base how much you pay on how much work the girl has to do. (Remember, hanging you from the rafters is hard work, as is being hung from the rafters by you.) 1,000 baht is a little low, but should cover an hour of light play. 2,000 baht should cover most 2 or 3 hour sessions of semi-strenuous activity. 3,000 baht covers an entire evening of a strict workout (yours or hers). 4,000 baht is probably necessary if you feel compelled to apologize to the girl for what you did to her for the last 6 hours... what with her being unable to sit down and all.

The girls can be barfined as well, so that what few rules that The Castle does have can be broken back in your hotel room if you desire.

Additionally, if you are a resident here in Thailand and plan on returning back to The Castle again and again, they have a 1-year membership for 15,000 baht. It seems a little steep, but all of the The Castle's prices (except lady drinks and play time costs) are cut in half, plus they give you a free bottle of your choice and free mixers. (Going from 300 baht per drink down to zero baht per drink until the bottle is gone is certainly a money saver. Buying an additional bottle and mixers costs 3,500 baht.) Basically, by my calculations, with moderate drinking at The Castle, a membership pays for itself in 10 to 15 visits. You decide from there. (You also get 3 free barfines with your membership, and 2 of your friends get membership cards as well.)

For price-comparison purposes, The Castle is an extremely good deal. Dungeons in the Western World will set you back hundreds of dollars or pounds per HOUR, and no sexual stimulation is allowed at all. Keep that in mind.

Anyway, I found my visit to The Castle to be everything I hoped for. I spent 5 hours there with one girl, and she played her part exceptionally well. Was 7,000 baht for the entire visit a little steep? I guess it depends on your fantasy, and what it is worth to you to have it fulfilled. I'm not complaining: My membership card is in the mail."


Has anyone got recent info on this place, I found there website but it is very vauge and they do not answer E-mail

SidTheSexist
03-01-06, 04:24
Originally Posted by Meaty
This report comes from another forum, submitted on the 17th of Feb 2006, credit to Russell;


Has anyone got recent info on this place, I found there website but it is very vauge and they do not answer E-mail


How much more recently than 17th february 2006 can you get???

You have actually quoted an A* report in a post which is requesting information about it!! From what I can read, the report you have actually included in your own post has got as much detail as your going to get unless you actually visit. There is details of prices, memberships, activities, take out, dress code, the whole lot.

Your post is a useless waste of space

sid

Lost Johnny
03-01-06, 04:39
Originally Posted by Meaty

This report comes from another forum, submitted on the 17th of Feb 2006, credit to Russell;

How much more recently than 17th february 2006 can you get?

You have actually quoted an A* report in a post which is requesting information about it!! From what I can read, the report you have actually included in your own post has got as much detail as your going to get unless you actually visit. There is details of prices, memberships, activities, take out, dress code, the whole lot.

Your post is a useless waste of space

sidThe Post was originally made in April of 2005, on another web site; "Stickman", Of course I don't expect anything more recent then Feb 17th. Of course there are details, it is a fine report, just wanted something more recent.

Meaty
03-01-06, 04:58
sorry to be such a prat, but I need some info
Taken from a thread in China.
Apology not accepted, 4 posts, all of which asking questions previously answered, simply required the standard RTFF response.
So here's at you, RTFF
Oh by the way, welcome to the board :D

Gladiator
03-01-06, 19:34
The Castle sounds interesting, thanks for posting that detailed report.

The idea of organizing a romp in a dungeon with a few slaves appeals to me, I could even get a mistress too to help me deal with my slaves.

It wouldn’t be a cheap evening though. Does anyone know if they take credit card?

Meaty
03-02-06, 03:49
The Post was originally made in April of 2005, on another web site; "Stickman", Of course I don't expect anything more recent then Feb 17th. Of course there are details, it is a fine report, just wanted something more recent.
?? I gave credit to a user called Russell on another Forum who posted it on the 17th of Feb 2006 on that forum, A new user called CalvinRussell actually posted it immediately before me on the WSG, but because he is a regular member his post was delayed 24hrs, so i didn't see it at that point, I'm guessing Russell on the other board, and CalvinRussell are one and the same people (huge leap i know !) So are you saying that this person is full of shit and just copied a report off Stick and filed it as his own ? Calvin Russell ?

NoCBJ4Me
03-03-06, 05:57
Who's in Pattaya now? Anyone want to meet for a beer?

J Ride
03-03-06, 07:20
Sadly, it's usually almost always true. Damn it, but I love that pussy anyway.


Copied this from a german website. Real funny though, enjoy:)

Her real thoughts are in parentheses (). ***

You: "....Well....okay, I'll barfine you."

BARGIRL: "I go get changed." (Well, sucker, you coughed up money for my barfine! Oh happy day. Since I don't want to ruin a good dress on a jerk like you, let me go change into some ratty jeans.)

You: "You look nice!"

BARGIRL: "You nice man. You very handsome." (I know I look nice.)

You: "So, where do you want to go?"

BARGIRL: "Up to you, honeyko." (I'd like to go home but I guess I have to go with you, what's-your-name)

You: "Come on, this night's for you, babe."

BARGIRL: "Ok. We go barhop?" (Come on, gravytrain, let's go see if we can part you from those precious pesos by buying my friends ladies' drinks. Or if I'm really lucky, maybe you'll get drunk and just fall asleep later!).

You: "Do you like Cleopatra bar?"

BARGIRL: "No" (No.)

You: "Why not?"

BARGIRL: "Music Box, ha ha ha!" (E=MC2)

You: "No, seriously, you don't like Cleopatra?"

BARGIRL: "Huh? No. I mad at girl there." (Huh? Did you say something? Sorry, I was busy solving quantum physics problems in my head.)

You: "Ok, how about Gspot?"

BARGIRL: "Ok. I've never been there." (Ok. My best friend works there and I was there with another guy last night.)

You: "I like this bar. You like it?"

BARGIRL: [ignoring your question] "Look that girl there my sister, Drusilla! Oy, Drusilla!" (I vaguely know that girl up there, I'll call her Drusilla! Hey, Drusilla!).

You: "You didn't tell me your sister works here!"

BARGIRL: "We buy her ladies drink?" (Maybe if I throw some cash her way, she'll do the same for me sometime.)

You: "Sure!"

BARGIRL: [talking to her 'sister' in Tagalog] "Blah blah blah, Drusilla! Blah blah blah, Drusilla, Drusilla!" (Pretend you know me, Drusilla. By the way, your name is Drusilla, Drusilla.)

DRUSILLA: "Blah blah blah!" (Okay! Ha ha, gave him the old Sister story, huh?)

BARGIRL: "Blah blah blah, Drusilla!" (Just remember you owe me one, *****!)

DRUSILLA: "Blah blah blah!" (Ok. What's your name, anyway?)

You: "What's your sister saying?"

BARGIRL: "She say maybe my mother sick." (I need to get my jewelry out of hock.)

You: "Aw, that's a shame. Jeez, you and your sister Drusilla sure don't look alike."

BARGIRL: "Same father, different mother." (The moon is made of cheese. La dee da dee dum! Hmm, I think the Filipino DJ is staring at me!)

You: [to the waitress who just arrived] "I'd like a San Miguel. What about you, honey?"

BARGIRL: "Margarita. I go to CR." (He IS staring at me. I'll go meet him in the CR!)

You: "Ok."

BARGIRL: [returning 20 minutes later from the CR] "I sick! We go na?" (Mission accomplished, time to go before I make my new DJ boyfriend jealous.)

You: "Oh, sorry to hear that. Are you hungry?"

BARGIRL: "No." (Of course I'm hungry, but you'd probably take me to some stupid foreigner restaurant instead of getting me balut and bagoong, so fuck it!)

You: "What would you like to do?"

BARGIRL: "Up to you." (I'd like to go boom boom my new Filipino DJ boyfriend but I don't suppose you'd give me a tip, so let's just get this over with, shall we?)

You: "You want to go to my hotel now?"

BARGIRL: "Ok." (No.)

You: "Well, here we are. Nice room, huh?"

BARGIRL: "Oh oh." (Ah, good old room 2B. Wonder if my gum is still stuck under the left side of the bed?)

You: "Well, uh, let's get comfortable."

BARGIRL: "I take shower first." (You groped me in the bar. I need to wash.)

You: "Sure, there's a towel in there, go ahead."

BARGIRL: "I finish shower. Turn off light!" (I can't bear to see your big white ass crawling on top of me. Turn off the light!)

You: "Okay. Do you need anything?"

BARGIRL: "You turn on TV?" (Turn on the TV: if I'm lucky, maybe you'll want doggy style so I can watch Viva while you're busy.)

You: [in the heat of passion]. "Oh, baby, does that feel good?"

BARGIRL: "Moan!" (Groan!)

You: "Oh, I'm coming!"

BARGIRL: "Moan?" (Are you done yet?)

You: "That was good. How was it for you?"

BARGIRL: "I come." (I go.)

You: "What are you doing?"

BARGIRL: "I text my roommate. I tell her I meet nice man." (I'm texting my roommate to tell her it's time to call me and pretend she's my mother so I can leave.)

You: "Someone's calling you."

BARGIRL: [talking on her cellphone] "Blah blah blah, Nanay, blah blah blah!" (Thank heavens you're getting me out of here, Buffy, this guy doesn't brush his teeth!)

You: "Who was that?"

BARGIRL: "My mother. She sick. I go!"

You: "Oh. Ok. Sorry your mom is sick. Here's something for you."

BARGIRL: "Thanks!" (My new boyfriend says thanks!)

You: "Maybe I'll stop by the bar tomorrow."

BARGIRL: "You pay my barfine?" (Are you as dumb as you look?)

You: "Uh. Maybe. Bye."

BARGIRL: "Bye!" (Gotta run. Raul needs some of this cash to buy his drugs. See ya!)

NoCBJ4Me
03-03-06, 12:23
Everyone of the well traveled mongerers out there has had an experience with a "Starfish". I was wondering if anyone out there thought to use one of the cheap tasers they sell along Beach Road to liven them up?

Gulfro
03-11-06, 11:51
Gentlemen

I have four days trip to Thailand (2 nights in Bangkok & 2 in Pattaya).

As you can see I don’t have time for trail and error.

So, could any one give me a list of a top five massage parlors in Pattaya?

(Money is not an issue)

Note: I tried to read the threads and have used the search engine but nothing was there about the high end establishments (at least in clear way).

Thank you

Lick A Puss
03-12-06, 10:54
Gentlemen

I have four days trip to Thailand (2 nights in Bangkok & 2 in Pattaya).

As you can see I don’t have time for trail and error.

So, could any one give me a list of a top five massage parlors in Pattaya?

(Money is not an issue)

Note: I tried to read the threads and have used the search engine but nothing was there about the high end establishments (at least in clear way).

Thank youAny of the "Sabai Room/Land/Dee" massage parlours are up there in my opinion. With Sabai Dee being the newest with the best rooms and less "run down" looking. They had the most/prettiest ladies by far also. They're all with in walking distance to each other with Sabai Dee and Sabai Land being next door to each other and Sabai Room down the block on the other side of the street on 2nd road. Just find your way to BIG C in north Pattaya and you can't miss them.

By the way, these are "soapie" type of massage places, so the massage can sometime be a little less than thorough. Have fun.

Sumart
03-12-06, 17:36
I am just back home from a one week trip to Pattaya. Best go go is as mentioned before Boesché. Very good girls and sexy shows. Always at least one full nude on stage and many topless. Some girls have no undies. Then 3 naked girls licking each other in the Jacuzzi. I never saw the shower being used on top flor.

To start the evening, it is also a good idea to hit windmill in Soi Diamond. Thea have happy hour 50BHT drinks and the table dance start already at 7pm. Also some naked girls on stage but not as good looking as the ones in Boesché. Sitting there ladies came next to us and we had a lot of fun with them. As they also don't wear undies, we started to surprise them between their legs with some ice blocs from our drink. Wow! It went so far, that finally I push a full bloc in one pussy. The girl got so wild ...

Regarding Oil Massage I always use the one on Soi 3, the first on left coming from Second road. You pay 250 for one hour good massage incl. a handjob with lots of oil. At the end they shower you and you get a water and a banana to gain back your power.

If I didn't find a lady till midnight, I passed Soi 6, also called Soi BJ. The bars there specialize more on ST, so at midnîght are still some good looking girls available. And they know their business. Soi 6 is the place, where the girls can make the most money. They do usually about 2-5 ST and after a LT. They are all BJ specialists. Two years ago, I was the first farang for a newcomer there. I gave her a small monkey as a souvenir. Wow, I was so surprised when she didn't only remember me, but also brought that monkey to our first LT. I was also so surprised about her improvement in the last two years. She started quite late with 32 years and is now 34, but even more beautiful. She still looks like 25. When she was still very shy two years ago, she improved to a top quality girl. Her oral skills became excellent. Even when she blows every day at least one customer, I could still make her hot with my oral skills. We had a wonderful time and she gave me always the feeling to be someone special and that she enjoys being with me. But I know, she is also a very skilled business woman and knows exactly what she is doing and how she has to do it.

Sumart
03-12-06, 17:51
On my last day in Pattaya I was walking along Beach Road, when I spotted this young lady with teeth braces sitting there. I approached her and started to talk. She told me that she just arrived from BKK where she quited her job as an accountand. It was her first hour in Pattaya. I asked her, what she is going to do here and here answer was "I don't know". I told her bit how things are going in Pattaya and that she could be happy to have met me and not someone else. I felt so sorry for her, that I decided to take her to my Hotel and to let her the room for the coming night, since I was leaving at about 8pm anyway. So we went back to the room and continued talking. Her English was more theoretical and she was not so used to talk, but the had a good education. Later I learnt, that she was also in Pattaya because her Thai boyfriend left her for another woman and she was hoping to find a farang in Pattaya. When I told her, that most farang want just fucking girls here and that the prices are only 500 BHT ST, she was really shocked and started to cry. So it came that I huged her and offered her to take her back to BKK in the evening, what she accepted. She started more and more to loose fear from me so it came that we started kissing and undressing. Finally we took a shower together where she became very hot when we touched each other. Finally we had two wonderful sessions and in the evening she came back with me to the Airport. But then she started to cry again, because I was leaving. I offered her money, which she declined. So I had a wonderful final day, made a sad girl happy and sad again. On the other side I was happy, that I could prevent her from getting her spoiled all mongers, who are just fucking the Thai girls in Pattaya ......

Duniawala
03-12-06, 19:13
It was her first hour in Pattaya. I asked her, what she is going to do here and here answer was "I don't know".

And I am the King of Siam. :D

Crypton
03-12-06, 19:17
On the other side I was happy, that I could prevent her from getting her spoiled all mongers, who are just fucking the Thai girls in Pattaya ......

Hmmm.... is this what is known as irony? I would send this post to Penthouse Forum.

Elvis30
03-12-06, 19:28
How much did you have to drink that day!!

Gladiator
03-12-06, 19:40
When I told her, that most farang want just fucking girls here and that the prices are only 500 BHT ST, she was really shocked and started to cry.

What do you mean by ‘the prices are only 500 BHT ST’?

You should have told her ‘the prices are a whopping 500 BHT ST’.

Maybe she started to cry because of the excitement of getting that much money in a couple of hours compared to what she used to get in her former job – that is, in the hypothetical (and unlikely) case that she wasn’t full of shit.

Asshole Big
03-13-06, 11:31
[QUOTE=Sumart]On my last day in Pattaya I was walking along Beach Road, when I spotted this young lady with teeth braces sitting there. I approached her and started to talk. She told me that she just arrived from BKK where she quited her job as an accountand. It was her first hour in Pattaya. I asked her, what she is going to do here and here answer was "I don't know".

I am thinking that I meet the same girl in 15 Febauar. Same crap. Look at Photo sesion, so maby you see the crap girl again?

Best Regards Asshole Big

Mangofan
03-13-06, 19:41
Regarding Oil Massage I always use the one on Soi 3, the first on left coming from Second road. You pay 250 for one hour good massage incl. a handjob with lots of oil. At the end they shower you and you get a water and a banana to gain back your power.

You got an oil massage AND a handjob for a mere 250 baht? I'm calling bullshit.

Buzz00
03-13-06, 21:03
Durianfan:

Whats wrong with that ; I got a 1 hour massage with HJ, haircut AND manicure
for 400.- baht, near Jomtien.

Can't beat that with a stick now can you.

Cheers.

Mangofan
03-14-06, 10:12
Really? I guess I must be getting ripped off; they always ask for 500 extra. Where exactly in Jomtien (I live there at the moment)?

Buzz00
03-14-06, 19:11
Durianfan:

Don't forget that there is also the chemistry element which was present, big time.

This MP was just on the road before one gets to the beach,coming from Pattaya. If facing the sea on your left you have some go-go's and on the right there are MP's,some tailors, further on a gym and some internet places. The MP's are closer to the begining of the road. Its not on the main Jomtien beach road but on the road that if you went straight on you would hit the police station.

I hope this helps and remember YMMV. Theres no guarentee that you will get the same treatment but try it out.

I also had a 'straight' 2 hour oil massage for 400.- baht from a lady that made me nuts and agreed to come to my hotel but I never followed up.

You are living in Jomtien you said.....damn : )

cheers.

Fast Eddie 48
03-15-06, 04:57
What do you mean by ‘the prices are only 500 BHT ST’?

You should have told her ‘the prices are a whopping 500 BHT ST’.

Maybe she started to cry because of the excitement of getting that much money in a couple of hours compared to what she used to get in her former job – that is, in the hypothetical (and unlikely) case that she wasn’t full of shit.


to gladiator

I got a freelancer yesterday at lucifer disco st 500 baht one hour of bbbj , Ar
multi postition and ask for backdoor no problem , have her number will get her
for all night today very sexy girl and gfe best I have in thailand for a long time

ed

Mangofan
03-15-06, 10:04
So I'm sipping down my 45 baht beer at Heaven Above, the best gogo in Pattaya IMO. Almost all the girls are hot and fairly friendly as well. 9:30 hits and these showgirls take the stage. Every one of them was a 10. Unbelievably hot. I tried to motion one over to where I was sitting but to no avail. And I never saw any of these beauties sitting with any customers the whole night (I was only there for 2 hours, though). There's a sign on the wall that says you can barfine the showgirls for 700 baht. Has anyone on here done this? And about how much can you expect to pay for ST and LT? Problem is that I don't even know how to get their attention - they disappear as soon as they leave the stage!!!

Marteau
03-15-06, 17:48
So I'm sipping down my 45 baht beer at Heaven Above, the best gogo in Pattaya IMO. Almost all the girls are hot and fairly friendly as well. 9:30 hits and these showgirls take the stage. Every one of them was a 10. Unbelievably hot. I tried to motion one over to where I was sitting but to no avail. And I never saw any of these beauties sitting with any customers the whole night (I was only there for 2 hours, though). There's a sign on the wall that says you can barfine the showgirls for 700 baht. Has anyone on here done this? And about how much can you expect to pay for ST and LT? Problem is that I don't even know how to get their attention - they disappear as soon as they leave the stage!!!Last month in Heaven i BF once the girl with braces!

She's really hot, sexy and friendly ! a great bum also!

Don't remember exactly how much i paid her but certainly no more than 2k!

A nice souvenir!

And yes many stunner there!

Veterano
03-16-06, 00:58
I too like Heavens Above, this is the best go go in Pattaya, no doubt ~ I particulaly like the new "elbow" addition where the chicks dance bottomless on a large mirror (with up lites) and also dance on the smaller stage naked (no mirror necessary)

I know what you mean by the showgirls on the main staqe ~ I did manage to barfine one of these, but only because I knew her when she was a mere mortal working at Peppermint

The others are extremely elusive ~ which is a mystery since they are all there to do business ~ to venture a guess, maybe they are required to stay and dance until some late hour

Plenty of other cute chicks in this place, however

Veterano

Mangofan
03-16-06, 15:49
Last month in Heaven i BF once the girl with braces!

She's really hot, sexy and friendly ! a great bum also!

Don't remember exactly how much i paid her but certainly no more than 2k!

A nice souvenir!

And yes many stunner there!

I know exactly who you're talking about. I barfined her last month and have been trying to barfine her since then -- but she's never there! I call her up sometimes but she's very popular. Greatest Ass in Pattaya, but her tits are just so-so. 19 years old, friendly, a few stretch marks but the ass more than makes up for them. 500 BF plus 1500 LT.

Oh, and she refused to let me wear a condom. Told me it was too big. I was drunk, so I said wtf. She said she was safe, and had just had a test, but in 3 months I'll get it checked out anyway. Did she do the same with you?

I finally got to talk with one of the showgirls there. Tall girl, half-chinese with tattoos. HOT. A definite 10. It took about 20 minutes for her to actually come over and sit next to me after looking at each other and playing the smile game. Barfine is 700, 1500 for ST and 2000 for LT. When I told her I was going to wait until the weekend to barfine her, her response was "nevermind..." Wouldn't let me kiss her, only on the cheek. A bit stand offish, but I think that's because not many guys talk to her - most of the showgirls there just sit in the corner. I'll try to talk to her again this weekend....

Marteau
03-16-06, 16:26
I know exactly who you're talking about. I barfined her last month and have been trying to barfine her since then -- but she's never there! I call her up sometimes but she's very popular. Greatest Ass in Pattaya, but her tits are just so-so. 19 years old, friendly, a few stretch marks but the ass more than makes up for them. 500 BF plus 1500 LT.

Oh, and she refused to let me wear a condom. Told me it was too big. I was drunk, so I said wtf. She said she was safe, and had just had a test, but in 3 months I'll get it checked out anyway. Did she do the same with you?

I finally got to talk with one of the showgirls there. Tall girl, half-chinese with tattoos. HOT. A definite 10. It took about 20 minutes for her to actually come over and sit next to me after looking at each other and playing the smile game. Barfine is 700, 1500 for ST and 2000 for LT. When I told her I was going to wait until the weekend to barfine her, her response was "nevermind..." Wouldn't let me kiss her, only on the cheek. A bit stand offish, but I think that's because not many guys talk to her - most of the showgirls there just sit in the corner. I'll try to talk to her again this weekend....Nice. Look like we have the same taste!

I wear a condom with her. Maybe not drunk enough.

She have a room in soi Honey and maybe you can catch her there late afternoon. That's what I did some day later

I fall for the one with tatto also. She's really hot!

Let me know if you BF her this week-end. I'm really curious!

Anyway your lucky if you can take her out. My dream. !

I would like to BF her also but the one with braces always jump on me. Everytime I've been in heaven she was there. !

Mangofan
03-16-06, 17:12
Nice. Look like we have the same taste!

I wear a condom with her. Maybe not drunk enough.

She have a room in soi Honey and maybe you can catch her there late afternoon. That's what I did some day later

I fall for the one with tatto also. She's really hot!

Let me know if you BF her this week-end. I'm really curious!

Anyway your lucky if you can take her out. My dream. !

I would like to BF her also but the one with braces always jump on me. Everytime I've been in heaven she was there. !

Yeah I dropped her off at soi honey. I've tried calling her in the afternoon -- she's been with a customer all week. How much did you give her for an afternoon delight? Also, she wouldn't let me take her picture - maybe next time. I don't want to forget that beautiful ass!!

Don't know if I'll BF the tattooed hottie this weekend -- may not be able to afford it! I live here, so I can always wait.

Eaglestar
03-20-06, 11:02
I don't post here as I live in China and seldom go to Thailand but want to pass along a freebie to any who are interested. She is 27, from Hangzhou China and I met her on Asiafind.com. Did her several times and she is has a nice rack is an excellent fuck including BBBJ but no CIM. Maybe she has turned pro but I don't know.

Anyone interested PM me for details.

Gordita Lover
03-20-06, 22:17
spent a few days in pattaya and didn't do a lot of mongering, mostly relaxing. weird to see families walking on the same street where women are calling out to you. many, many choices and options. amazing how expansive the scene is. the walking street is overwhelming. the bar girls don't seem as pretty in pattaya on average as bangkok, maybe because there are just so many bars. but there's something for anyone. i mostly talked to sws along the beach. prices were phenomenal, averaging 500 b for an asking price. it could indeed go lower. prices for rooms if, like me, you were there with someone, were 150 to 300. anything you wanted was on display, from typical thai hotties, to milfs, to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900), to chubbies, to ladyboys. i ended up getting a chubby called mae with a huge set of breasts. we agreed on 500 b.

we showered up first and she gave me a bit of a massage. then she started in on an uncovered bj that was really good. without prompting she gave me a little analingus. a first for me. does it make me gay to say i enjoyed it? there was full gfe, a lot of making out, and i went down on her some, too. we had a good long sex session and she was vocal and encouraging. she got really wet by the end.

btw, one day i got the kathoey hello in the groin from one trannie while another came at me from the other side. i instantly checked my pockets and noticed that my cargo shorts velcro pocket was opened. i grabbed the "girl" and said to "give it back". she knew she was caught. she tried to get away, but i wouldn't let her go. she begged and said that she didn't get anything, etc. i threatened to take her to the police and she got really scared. she showed me a 20 she said she grabbed (but i could see she had put some money in her back pocket; i'm an amateur magician and know the plays.) i made her wait while i counted my money. i had no idea how much was there before, but i told her i was missing a 500. probably not true. i made her give me all her money, which was probably about 400. she was very scared, i think, that i would take her to the police. so in the end, i think i came out with more money after the pickpocketing. they cussed me out as i went away.

Dinghy
03-21-06, 22:32
Gordita - NECK WALLET - can't pick it NO MATTER WHAT - unless you are "out cold" (because it's behind your T-shirt)

Freeler
03-22-06, 05:37
Gordita,

"I mostly talked to SWs along the beach. Prices were phenomenal, averaging 500 B for an asking price. It could indeed go lower."

I paid B300 every time on Beach road this trip. Even the one who always wants to come for B200.
When getting the price down, make sure that no friends are around. Don't give them a chance to say B500 in front of their friends. If they do, they won't lower the price in order to avoid losing face.

Consider stuffing your money under your pants. Buy some B120 shorts with pockets and use as undies. Has worked for me for years.

Marteau
03-22-06, 13:07
Gordita,

"I mostly talked to SWs along the beach. Prices were phenomenal, averaging 500 B for an asking price. It could indeed go lower."

I paid B300 every time on Beach road this trip. Even the one who always wants to come for B200.

When getting the price down, make sure that no friends are around. Don't give them a chance to say B500 in front of their friends. If they do, they won't lower the price in order to avoid losing face.

Consider stuffing your money under your pants. Buy some B120 shorts with pockets and use as undies. Has worked for me for years.IMO, I think they all worth at least 500 baht!

I would never give less than that for a shag in Thailand, even for a beach road freelancer. Don't take advantage. 500 baht is already fairly cheap.

Just my opinion of course.

Phantomtiger2
03-22-06, 20:22
Gordita,


Consider stuffing your money under your pants. Buy some B120 shorts with pockets and use as undies. Has worked for me for years.


Just a thought as I 've read somewhere that one should be careful where one hides the bahts on ones body. Had something to do with insulting the royal family as the picture of king is on notes. ex: it was said one could be arrested if hide bahts in shoes if searched by the brownies( insulting the king?). Although its ok to do whatever you like with own country's money--ha ha

PT

1Ball
03-24-06, 07:15
Just a thought as I 've read somewhere that one should be careful where one hides the bahts on ones body. Had something to do with insulting the royal family as the picture of king is on notes. ex: it was said one could be arrested if hide bahts in shoes if searched by the brownies( insulting the king?). Although its ok to do whatever you like with own country's money--ha ha

PT
don't want to start anything about the king, I think he is a cool guy, and most Thais absolutely adore the man, but sometimes I think they go a little bit overboard. Insulting to have the King's face stuck to the heel of your foot, in order to avoid being robbed by one of his loyal subjects? Give me a break. What's next ?

Soon Be Dead
03-24-06, 13:35
don't want to start anything about the king, I think he is a cool guy, and most Thais absolutely adore the man, but sometimes I think they go a little bit overboard. Insulting to have the King's face stuck to the heel of your foot, in order to avoid being robbed by one of his loyal subjects? Give me a break. What's next ?How would you feel if it was foot and your face?

lastlap
03-24-06, 17:17
[QUOTE=Sumart]Regarding Oil Massage I always use the one on Soi 3, the first on left coming from Second road. You pay 250 for one hour good massage incl. a handjob with lots of oil. At the end they shower you and you get a water and a banana to gain back your power.

I was there also about 5/6 weeks ago. I believe the place is called Phaingrin Massage or something similar. I gave the lady a tip of 200 baht and she seemed very happy with that.

Dinghy
03-24-06, 20:37
OK - a word about Thai culture - The foot (tao) is considered the lowest part of the body. You don't "point" with your feet, you don't "aim" them is other people's direction (particularly in a wat, not toward the Buddha)

Stomping on even a 20B bill is regarded by many Thai as akin to "kicking the king in the face". Just don't do it. Although most (myself included) wear shorts I have and use a "leg wallet" in other areas of the world (and could on those rare occassions when I wear long pants in muang Thai) - for more important money, there is the money belt. BUT in Thailand DON'T PUT BILLS IN YOUR SHOES (or at least don't get "caught" or expect to suffer the consequences) I never asked, though, about my "usual" method of putting bills in my SOCK and NOT in the shoe.

Phantomtiger2
03-25-06, 00:18
OK - a word about Thai culture - The foot (tao) is considered the lowest part of the body. You don't "point" with your feet, you don't "aim" them is other people's direction (particularly in a wat, not toward the Buddha)

Stomping on even a 20B bill is regarded by many Thai as akin to "kicking the king in the face". Just don't do it. Although most (myself included) wear shorts I have and use a "leg wallet" in other areas of the world (and could on those rare occassions when I wear long pants in muang Thai) - for more important money, there is the money belt. BUT in Thailand DON'T PUT BILLS IN YOUR SHOES (or at least don't get "caught" or expect to suffer the consequences) I never asked, though, about my "usual" method of putting bills in my SOCK and NOT in the shoe.

Yes bros, I didnt want to go into details but this is exactly what I meant. But being that some brownies may not see any difference between hiding money in the socks (assuming U mean around the ankles) and perhaps your foot, they may see it all as the same thing. Therefore, I would not hide my money there either just to be safe.

Also, I've heard that some in this world (not including any of our intelligent bros on this forum as we are smarter than that), do hide money under their tight jock straps and tight briefs (underwear). Now, this may be ok with other currencies but can you imagine if finding Bahts in your shoes is insulting to the king, can you imagine what will happen if they found the King's baht next to your c**k.---forget about it!!!---ha ha ha

In conclusion: respect the Thai King's Bahts and you will be ok.
Final note: Don't ever burn the Baht (at least not in front of any Thais)

PT

That Asshole
03-28-06, 08:24
Four fucks in three hours.......
or
How to improve yourself and have a happy life

If you were looking for some way to make yourself more independent from the 'painted animal', what would you do? Here is an idea. You can set yourself goals for every period of time such as a year, of how many animals you want to root. Then once you have done your quota you are free, you have nothing to do with them for the rest of the time. You can concentrate on your work, hobby, recreation, etc.

A lot of guys have been doing this successfully for years. For example you can set yourself a goal of fucking 100 cunts a year. That's about 8/month or 2/week. (I think most men in the world fuck about 100 women a year each so you would be doing pretty average, which is good. )

One lovely story to cherish:

Once when evaluating quarterly performance I found to be short of a few fucks (3 actually). Had to do something urgently. Luckily it happened in Pattaya so didn't have to go far for meat. Just down to the beach. A lovely mermaid smiled at me with blackened stumps only for front teeth. Otherwise her meat looked allright, so all we had to do was to fix the details of the deal.

I much prefer to deal with their owners or managers or some other guy in charge of them. In that way at least I have some guarantee for the performance and it more feels like 'shopping' for meat and buying it from another man. But here unfortunately there are no managers yet (we urgently need more pimps in Pattaya!). They are all independent hos. So, I was rather wary of potential fuck-ups down the road.

One important point to remember for your security is: NEVER take them to the room where you sleep. Not even from a bar but especially not from the street or the beach. Yes, a lot of guys don't experience problems but just as many do. Luckily a 100 baht ST hotel was nearby. For this we got a luxurious penthouse (not quite, a rather shitty room but still okay).

Of course I wouldn't deal with prostitutes so I asked her if she would be my girl-friend and fuck me for FREE. She said she was of course not a prostitute and fucking me for free wasn't a problem as long as I paid her 300 baht.

It sounded a too good deal for me to pass. My lady promised everlasting love and faithfulness and a free fuck for just 300B. Free fuck for just 300B? Now that's cheap! I have heard that many men pay lots more for FREE fucks.

So I was naturally delighted. She also turned out to be well trained so I didn't have to chat her up much. She knew her duties. Life and hardships trained her well and left her with very little ego. So lucky for her and for all men, she was very simple minded. Couldn't try harder to please. Kept smiling, sucked well and fucked even better. She even threw in 50B worth of FREE moans and screams. It was worth every bath.

Said an emotional goodbye to my faithful lover but first made her promise to never sleep with another man. She promised and said that she will concentrate on short-time blowjobs and fucks instead.
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However, before she left I asked for her life story. It is as follows:

She used to manage a big company in Pattaya. How she got into that position let's not discuss here. By some means or other she performed satisfactorily there for a while. But one day the "????? Expat Magazine" ran a front page story about her as a self-made independent young woman with lots of brains. She took the story seriously and from that point she stopped putting on make-up, wearing sexy clothes and flirting with men.

Unfortunately soon after that her business went downhill and she didn't even have enough money for food. So she decided to suck cocks instead and fuck farang every night, working from the beach. She also pointed out two other girls in the same situation. One used to own a real-estate agency and the other had a tour company.

You think that I might be pulling your leg with this story? Why don't you ask the "????? Expat Magazine", did they publish stories about "self-made young bright business-women"? Or better still, read the articles for yourself. They might be just too quick to point out that THOSE "young and bright creatures" didn't fail in business, they are still there. However, somebody else might be just as quick to point it out that they didn't stop putting on make-up, wearing sexy costumes and flirting with men either!

Dear ????? Expat Magazine! Come on, cut the shit! Stop fooling us with these "bright-intelligent" asslicker stories! Are you just too desperate to be politically correct? You know what these "self-made lovelies" will do if they get even more voice and power? Close your much loved gogo bars, that's what they will do!!

Why can't some guys realize this? EVEN IF these "bright-young, self-made, etc..." stories were true (but they are not!), they should not be publicised but to be kept secret and opposed by anyone who has any interest in keeping the sex-business alive!! You can't lift something up and keep it below at the same time!
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Continuing the story:
One point down the road, there were only two more to go. A very ugly katoey was waving from a bar on the side of the road. This story does not belong here so I will not detail it. Enough to say, as we were walking to the ST room a respectable elderly farang couple walked opposite us. Looking at the wife, my ugly katoey suddenly became a fairy-maiden.

I realized that I can't really get a point for the katoey so there were still two points to earn. There I saw a quite pretty, petite girl. This one was REAL! Medium short straight hair, attractive face, slim brown body. No probs at all. I refused to order a drink, just talked with mamasan that I wanted that girl boom-boom short time. (It feels better to deal with their boss.) She said okay but asked the girl as well and she also okayed. We just went to the ST room, showered together and had a very hot fuck. Started to warm up after the first two.

The girl had very nice body and sizeable mammaries. Kissed and was into everything. Excellent service. The only conversation between us was that she asked "What's your name?" (she was fresh and couldn't speak much English anyway). I answered:"Idiot". She believed it.

This one was more expensive than the first, 200+500B ($18). Stayed about 40 minutes including the showers.
Left the bar and feeling a bit hungry went to look for fuel. Luckily a Thai man selling those lovely thai garlic sausages turned up. Immediately I got him to warm up half a dozen for me. They are delicious, with loads of garlic in each. As I stand by the road munching on my first sausage a very pretty young girl walks past. Wow! Much out of the ordinary!

I asked her if she liked "sausage". She said yes and I gave her a bite. Also asked where she worked (as of course she was dressed as a bargirl).
She pointed out the bar and said that she would be there in five minutes. I said I will be there too to barfine her.

Once in the bar, I preferred to talk with mamasan again and not directly with the girl. This one was even more expensive, 300 barfine and the girl wanted 700 (well, she was VERY pretty). But still there were lots more bars with passable girls and if I closed my eyes I could even imagine that I was doing this one, so I sticked to 500 maximum, which eventually they accepted.

The room was clean enough with good lighting and as an added bonus this girl actually slept there. So there were her cosmetics, clothes, teddy bears, etc. I could root her with one teddy-bear on each side looking at us. It was like group-sex. Mamasan said that this girl vas very new, it was like her second day in business or something. No speak English, apart from a few words. So good!

This time we showered separately. When she returned from the bathroom she found me playing with my dick in front of the mirror. This must have turned her on because she was very hot. Kissed and fucked like there was no tomorrow. Also she was very sweet. A young girl, only 19. I could see how old, mature men can fall for them in a flash.

Had a good session, however I was still hungry and my garlic sausages were hanging on a nail in the wall. I asked her if she wanted to eat. I started munching and said that I had a special treat for her. I sliced one sausage in half lenghtwise with my pocket knife. Asked for the rubber band from her hair and fastened the garlic sausage around my dick. She was to eat from there.

I also inquired if she wanted a garlic sausage in her hole but she declined, indicating in sign language that the next guy who is going to fuck her 10 minutes after me might be put off by the garlic smell.

This one was the best session of the four. Started the project at 3pm and just stepped outside the last bar as the clock hit 6pm. Four fucks and exactly 3 hours later the mission was accomplished. Now rest time again for a week or two. It is so good to rest when there is no fuck to do.

The rest of the night was spent just cruising the gogo bars. For the price of a 50 baht draft beer you get so much value in Pattaya. Sure there were many (expensive!) beauties to see. However, at least two of todays fucks would have made it to any gogo bar. For third of the cost. One very cute girl came over to chat. I just pointed 4 fingers to her. Four fucks already in the clock. One katoey and three women. Sorry, no money and no sperm left. And besides my asshole hurts from ...(you know what). So she moved on to the next guy.

At one stage my friends turned up. Well, we are not really friends, I don't even know their name. It's two old grey-headed men. They don't have money and just wander around the gogo bars, watching the shows for free for a few minutes at the time and feeling up the girls. Nobody likes them but I think they are great. Poor fuckers.

Once they were just about to throw them out from a bar on Soi Diamond when I saved them and bought them two drinks. They turned up again and I got them 2 drafts. Remember, we might be like them one day when we run out of money!
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What I am meaning to say with these stories is this:

Pattaya is NOT a unique city! Sure it has entertainment but it could be just the same in ANY city of the world. What is Pattaya now has been created by MEN for MEN. It could survive only because of no strong feminist movement in Thailand so far. However it's future is not guaranteed. If women power gets the chance, they WILL close it down.

It's partly up to you whether you give them that chance. You have a vote of saying NO to: woman politicians, woman journalists, woman policemen and woman businessmen, in your own country, wherever you live, TODAY! And definitely NO to universities for women! But rather cheap state- funded brothels in every country where all high-school leaver girls must serve 2 years national service before they are allowed to get married.

There is absolutely no reason why a 19 year young beautiful, flowing haired, almond eyed, pearl toothed, golden skin girl shouldn't eat garlic sausage off a 80,70, 60 year old, lame, fat, bold mentally retarded man's Down syndrome cock in ANY country.

Forget about Thailand and do not be limited by it. It's not a magic country. But what you want can be true in any country. In fact, if any sick, fat, old, lame man can cooperate with his fellow MEN he can have more fucks than any lone HERO. So, why be a hero? Rather be a dedicated sex-tourist today!

Mangofan
03-29-06, 12:45
So how far do the barfines go down next month? I've heard the barfines in the beer bars go down to about 200, but what about the gogos?

Phantomtiger2
03-29-06, 20:29
So how far do the barfines go down next month? I've heard the barfines in the beer bars go down to about 200, but what about the gogos?


Bro, don't expect barfines to go down even in low season, your best bet is to negotiate lower prices with the bar girls as they may be more willing to lower prices during that season, but not always as the real hotties wont change no matter what the season.

PT

The Traveler
03-29-06, 20:57
So how far do the barfines go down next month? I've heard the barfines in the beer bars go down to about 200, but what about the gogos?
Durianfan,

what ???

Barfines at bars are rarely over 200 at any time, max I have seen was 250.
Gogos usually charge 500-600, sometimes up to 1000 - like Xmas, New Years Eve or Navy in town.

LukeSkyWanker
03-29-06, 21:40
Just returned from a short visit, arrived Saturday midday at Don Muang airport and jumped in a taxi and asked for Chitlom BTS was dropped off about 25 mins later and searched the area for Akane massage struggled to find it so went up onto BTS platform and looked around spotted it from the platform and headed down to it. I was greeted by an Asian guy who seemed to be running things and after about 10 mins was presented with 4 girls who all were doable opted for the 90 mins fashion massage with the extra girl to finish off, was shown upstairs to my room and helped to undress then into the shower room for a a serious scrub down which started with me lying face down on a vinyl mattress and the girl soaped me up and used the shower head to rinse me off, she also as she put it cleaned me inside. The same procedure took place with me lied on my back then I was towel dried and ecorted back to the room and the massage began which was excellent after about 45 mins I was asked to adopt a doggy position she stood behind me and played with my knob and massage my prostrate inevitably I was on the verge of exploding but she knew exactly when to stop and leave me drooling like an idiot the 2nd girl came in and I was asked to lie on my back again, the first girl lied on top of me so I couldn't see what was actually taking place and kisseed and cuddled me I felt the prostrate being massaged again and a blow job which was fantastic Eventually I exploded and and suspect it was CIM but as my view was obstructed not certain what I can say for definate is I have never emptied my tanks before as much as I did then. Left around about 16:00hrs onto the BTS to Ekamai then the 17:50 express coach to Pattaya arrived Pattaya around 20:00hrs checked into hotel and cruised soi 7 & 8 around an hour later picked up a cute 21 year old from Soi 8 very freindly and difficult to get rid of her in the morning (bar fine 200 and 1000 given for night). Took a massage on Soi 13 around 13:00 hrs OK but no hand job or anything offered so had to have a few beers then take another 21 year old bar girl from Soi Diana her name was Mee quite hot and damp but a little on the boring side, got rid of her around 22:00hrs had a few more beers and opted for an OAP for the night of 25. Decided to check out the scene on Soi 6 I have visited before but only for a beer or 2 tried a couple of bars then ended up in the To Go Bar and got talking to a 23 year old with tatooed pussy and a very good attitude who was also good looking. She stroked my knob whilst I sat having a beer and told me what she would like to do to me, "they have rooms upstairs for 300 baht" she said and then proceeded to tell
me "if I fuck too much I get a sore pussy but I like it up the bum more" well I had to try it out and she was true to her word she even wanted to finish me off with CIM but I decided to stay covered after all it is Soi 6. On the way back to my hotel had to go along Soi Diana and got shouted for by Mee again so took the easy way out and paid the 200 and being a gentleman escorted her back to hotel same performance as day before no improvement so tomorrow decided I would take an older model, found a 28 year old who gave me a fantastic GFE she wasn't a super model in Pattaya but she would have been back in the UK kept her for the rest of the week and worth every baht I was sad to leave her. Looking back I had a massage almost every day (oil massage 300 baht) and 1 or 2 ladies each day with beers, food and taxis I spent about 45-50 pounds a day you spend that just on one night out in the UK with no women involved

Irjle
03-30-06, 17:28
Hi all,

Just back from my annual visit to LOS.

1 week in Pattaya, other reports in their own sections.

Growing in Pattaya: new buildings, average male tourist's age, Russian tourists (also honeymooners), barfine in gogos (up to 700! Crazy.)

Shrinking: number of nice ladies, pool bars, space on the beach.

Gogo: the usual ones like Supergirl and Superbaby are ok, Boesche a nice surprise, many of the small ones just stink.

Discos: Tony's and Lucifer still rule, but they're soooo dark you'll likely regret your choice once you bring her out. So I warned you! However, if you can't get laid 10 minutes after going into Lucifer at midnight you are in trouble. Just forget quality. Trying to hook some nice one at the shopping malls is still my favourite sport here. MP: The three Sabai (room, land and world) still ok, Sabai room has the best girls and the worst building, really old, rooms are terrible. I picked a girl in Sabairoom that made me go back twice in a week. A real jewel, so nice and sweet, and sex-loving. Her face is just one of the nicest I have ever seen in almost 20 years in LOS. Amazing. Tipped her big.

Another new fact worth mentioning is the fast-growing Naklua road area in north Pattaya. New bars, restaurants, massage just come up each day. You'd better have a motorbike, but it's well worth visiting. There is also an excellent Italian restaurant in Naklua soi 33: they make the best pizzas and seafood spaghetti in Thailand. Trust me, I am Italian, it's really good. Forgot the name, just take the soi, which is the first on the right coming from 2nd road, walk 1 minute, is on your right side. Soi 33 is quite narrow and just in front there are 2 bars and 1 massage with some nice ladies, so you can sit down, enjoy your pizza and have a look.

All the area is much more quiet than downtown, but for how long?

For seafood Nang Nual in walking street is still the best. And Kiss on 2nd road in front of Mike's shopping mall is ok, open 24h and cheap: try it if you don't mind being literally ON second road (no doors or windows, just tables.).

Another tip: if you like going to the beach but want to avoid crowds rent a motorbike and go to the beach between Pattaya and Jomtien. It is like going back 20 years. Few customers, few vendors, large clean beach. Gays discovered it first as it often happens, but there is enough space for everyone.

Pattaya is really going mainstream as a holiday resort but if you are patient and know where to go it is still great fun, food and fxxk for very little money.

Enjoy your stay!

J Ride
03-31-06, 01:15
Hi All,
I'm making another pilgramage back to Pattaya, but something will be very different this time. This time, I'm staying with a girl I met out there last year. She has her own place and her own business. I have to play the boyfriend role. So, that being said; what on Earth am I going to do to get some other pussy while I'm there? Don't get me wrong this girl is great and I care for her. However, how can I go to the world's best adult Disneyland and not have any candy? That's no fun!

The problem is this: She's knows the town well and is well connected. It seems to me she has eyes and ears everywhere. Also, being that we're staying together and have a relationship, she'll be expecting me to spend every waking moment with her. Furthermore, even if I did slip away and into some other pussy, bargirls have a knack for running their months, not to mention blatenly pointing you out in the street and rubbing it in your date's face. I had that experience more than once. This isn't even going into the phone calls my gals received from other girls I've screwed. How they got the number and why they harassed us, I'll never know.

What a mess I've gotten myself into. Again, I must emphasize that I am far from a newbie in the LOS, and I have up until now followed the rule of not getting overly involved with the native gals. But, love is blind and here I am. I just can't imagine being out there two weeks and not fucking at least a couple other girls. Guys, any suggestions? What would you do or what have you done? Know of any discreet places? MPs? Gals? Etc? Help!

Acer V
03-31-06, 03:48
Are you a golfer? Even if you're not tell her you want to take the morning off to go golfing with a friend. 8:00 am go to the Siam Country Club, do a round, then head to the Butterfly Bar afterwards. Its on the road back to town. Selection is sometime spotty but once in a while you can find a rough gem. You'll be back in her arns by 3pm and she'll be none the wiser.

The Traveler
03-31-06, 18:19
J Ride

the Butterfly Bar mentioned by Acer V is still a secret place to most Pattaya girls but I doubt that you will find anything to your liking. Only a few girls to choose from and when I checked it up during my last trip, I almost left in panic after my first lemon juice, I saw only ugly ones, some fat and some full of pimples. Maybe there are gems in between but they definitely weren't there when I visited the place.

Why not have a short trip to Happy World in Bang Saen or Manola in Rayong ?
Both good soapies and no risk of being detected.

J Ride
03-31-06, 21:32
J Ride

the Butterfly Bar mentioned by Acer V is still a secret place to most Pattaya girls but I doubt that you will find anything to your liking. Only a few girls to choose from and when I checked it up during my last trip, I almost left in panic after my first lemon juice, I saw only ugly ones, some fat and some full of pimples. Maybe there are gems in between but they definitely weren't there when I visited the place.

Why not have a short trip to Happy World in Bang Saen or Manola in Rayong ?
Both good soapies and no risk of being detected.

Hi Traveler, I'm not sure I'm familar with Bang Saen or Manola in Rayong. Where are they? I'm up for any possibiliities.

Thanks for the lead Acer V-

The Traveler
04-01-06, 10:55
J Ride,

Happy World is in Bang Saen directly at the highway on your right hand side if you head towards Chonburi on the old highway No. 3.

Hard to explain how to find Manola in Rayong as the city is getting bigger and bigger and I haven't been to this massage for quite some time. Best is to drive to Rayong, and ask aa local. It's well known.

As far as I remember it was close to Sukhumvit on your right hand side. I always used a hotel (forgot it's name but the building was easy to spot) as a landmark and knew my way from there.

The Traveler
04-01-06, 10:59
J Ride,

have a look at a highway map.

Bang Saen is on your way to Chonbur about 35km from Pattayai. Happy World is directly at the highway on your right hand side if you head towards Chonburi on the old highway No. 3. Don't take the new highway, it might be faster but it will bypass Bang Saen.

Hard to explain how to find Manola in Rayong (it's about 50km from Pattaya) as the city is getting bigger and bigger and I haven't been to this massage for quite some time. Best is to drive to Rayong, and ask aa local. It's well known.

As far as I remember it was close to Sukhumvit on your right hand side. I always used a hotel (forgot it's name but the building was easy to spot) as a landmark and knew my way from there.

I forgot to mention, there is another place you might want to consider.
If you drive from South Pattaya to Jomtien beach you will pass by a village called "Jomtien Nivate". There is a big but old sign right in the middle of the street that leads into that village. In that village is a guest house (right hand side, no way to miss) which also has a short time bar with girls and rooms. Give it a try.

Also the places at Jomtien itself might be well worth to be considered.

Mangofan
04-01-06, 20:43
J Ride,

have a look at a highway map.

Bang Saen is on your way to Chonbur about 35km from Pattayai. Happy World is directly at the highway on your right hand side if you head towards Chonburi on the old highway No. 3. Don't take the new highway, it might be faster but it will bypass Bang Saen.

Hard to explain how to find Manola in Rayong (it's about 50km from Pattaya) as the city is getting bigger and bigger and I haven't been to this massage for quite some time. Best is to drive to Rayong, and ask aa local. It's well known.

As far as I remember it was close to Sukhumvit on your right hand side. I always used a hotel (forgot it's name but the building was easy to spot) as a landmark and knew my way from there.

I forgot to mention, there is another place you might want to consider.
If you drive from South Pattaya to Jomtien beach you will pass by a village called "Jomtien Nivate". There is a big but old sign right in the middle of the street that leads into that village. In that village is a guest house (right hand side, no way to miss) which also has a short time bar with girls and rooms. Give it a try.

Also the places at Jomtien itself might be well worth to be considered.

Yeah, the place you're referring to is called Jade's. It's in Jomtien Nivate on your left if you're coming from South Pattaya. You'll see a sign for a spaghetti joint (90 baht - it's pretty good, too) and I think there's a small sign for Jade's. Like The Welkom Inn, it's a short time bar that's open during the day. I don't know if it's open at night - never checked - but The Welkom Inn closes at about 6:30, so I assume Jade's is the same? I walked in there once but then walked right out because it was way too dark in there and The Welkom Inn is just so much better in terms of selection.

In terms of Jomtien, well, there small sections of bars spread throughout. I usually go down soi 8 (or around there). Just so you know, most of the bars close at 1 in Jomtien.

John Peter
04-02-06, 01:03
Dear Mongers,

I was last year in Pattaya for two days.

Catch with a nice UZB lady for both nights , very good lady in bed and GFE.

I am in Pattaya in May 2006.

Need help to get some help / contact of nice lady from CIS in Pattaya.

Thanks in advance

Cheers,

John

The Traveler
04-02-06, 16:09
Durianfan,

yes, it's called Jade Guest House. Had a look at it once but nothing to my taste.

The Welkom Inn (aka Belgium Embassy) in Soi 2 has a bit more to select from, but as far as I understood J Ride was looking for a place out of the usual places. Welkom Inn has been a "secret" place in the past - just like the bars at Soi 6 were many years ago - mostly visited by expats, but since these places attract more and more customers it's now well known by most.

J Ride
04-02-06, 16:19
Hello guys,
Thank you all for your input. Traveller's right. I'm essentially looking for a location that out of the way and not on the shining path of walking street (or the like). I think I'll have to check out the Welkom Inn, but again, part of the challenge is going to be getting away from the watchful eye of my gf. Someone suggested taking a golf outing witch certainly isn't a bad idea. I'm willing to entertain any and all suggestions. I think the best thing to do is remember not to "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) where I eat", so to speak, in the future. I may need to temperarily move my mongering to the Philippines. Hopefully there won't be a civil war there anytime soon. But, who knows with Arroyo. Anyway, I'm going off on a tangent; thanks again!

Explorer8939
04-03-06, 02:34
Dear Mongers,
Need help to get some help / contact of nice lady from CIS in Pattaya.

John

There are a couple of bars on Walking Street with Russian ladies, have at it!

Duniawala
04-03-06, 16:05
part of the challenge is going to be getting away from the watchful eye of my gf.
Now tell us again, why did you bring your "jealous" "watchful" GF on this trip? Either take her on your trips to various massage parlors or you should have left her home. IMHO. No flames intended.

J Ride
04-04-06, 22:40
Now tell us again, why did you bring your "jealous" "watchful" GF on this trip? Either take her on your trips to various massage parlors or you should have left her home. IMHO. No flames intended.

Daniawala,
You are asking an entirely reasonable question. However the problem isn't that I'm bringing sand to the beach, rather, I'm visiting a gf in Pattaya! That's right, she's a geniune Thai beauty. She's great, nothing to complain about except for the fact that she stands between me and 5,000 other horny Thai girls I could be doing. That is the crux of the matter. Hopefully, I'll be able to slide my we into a couple other girls on the side. Wish me luck!

J Ride
04-04-06, 22:48
There are a couple of bars on Walking Street with Russian ladies, have at it!

Hmmm, Russian ladies, huh? My objective is to avoid the popular haunts so that I stay under the ladies radar. I don't know any of her friends and that's the problem. I haven't banged any of the Russian girls over there or ever for that matter (though I may be wrong). It never really occurred to me to go all the way to Thailand to bang some Russian broads, but I suppose it might be a nice break in the routine. I haven't been in the Russian gogo, but I heard that they charge a cover to get inside. Is that true? Do the girls charge a premium being that there are far less of them than Thai girls? How's the pussy. I know, I know, everyone's different, but I just mean generally speaking, how is the experience you've had with them (that is, if you've had one).

I was thinking that I need to find a reason to hang out in Bangkok by myself. It'd be really convenient to miss my return flight and spend a couple days there banging my brains out. Hmm, I'll have to keep scheming...

That Asshole
04-05-06, 08:58
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if a lot of men got together we could make it law worldwide that all 18 year young highschool leaver girls must do 2 years national service in cheap, state funded brothels, sucking cock to everyone, old geriatrics and the mentally retarded included. then women would lose all influence in world affairs and an era of intelligence would reign.

no more fighting for meat because everyone would have more than enough. it will happen one day for sure. however, until then the best you can do is to become a devoted sex-tourist and come to pattaya, jakarta, manila, phnom penh. lovely stories are awaiting you all. yes, even the old, the fat, the ugly and charmless gets good fucks. because we all share! the more we share the more we all fuck.

and for the "hero men"? just leave them at home to beat up each other. "you looked at my woman? i kill you, you bastard!" familiar line? heard it too often?

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dvd fuck. a very romantic love story between man and his servant, as it happened:

one common problem with them animals of low intelligence levels is that they don't really know what is expected from them. so, i got an idea. why not play a porno film for the fucker and get it to imitate the action. sounds easy and worked out quite well in fact. i picked my favorite flick where 7 guys gang-bang one hooker at a bus stop.

next thing was to find the fucker. difficult. meat is getting more and more spoilt worldwide and getting performance out of them is a badass mama of a task for most of us. (i know, there are many 'superman' guys around but i am not one of them, baby. i am just a 'low-average' sucker.)

first bar, i point at girl: "go room boom-boom?"
"no" she says she wouldn't fuck me.
next bar same.

third bar, cunts move away inside the bar as i pass by. eventually found one though. really beautiful, small but perfect figure. explained the work in simple terms: 'watch video, fuck, eat sperm'.

the deal:b 500 for fuck, b100 to eat sperm.

in room we shower. i put movie on. she makes a good start, seems to like the job. does exactly what the actors do. she watches the film with interest.

also i have to mention that she was something that you might call very beautiful. very cute little young face and gorgeous tight, tiny body. snatch shaved freshsly to the skin that smells and tastes just right. this is the type of girl that you often see at pattayathumbs.com or on other men's side but never seem to get for yourself. except for now!

i am in top form, able to keep it back for at least 30 thrusts instead of the usual 25 and she compliments. "your dick strong, you take viagara?"
(they say this to everyone in the hope of getting some tip.)

"oh yes" i reply "i take one each morning, lunch and dinner. otherwise can't get it up. i even grind it to bits and put it in my porridge." she seems unimpressed, but who cares? also, she doesn't know what is porridge.

but she does it very well! when they suck, she sucks. when they change to fuck, we fuck too. then it comes to the lonnnn..ggggg last bit of the seven cumshots on the woman's face in the film.

my gal sucks it all through and i fill it in her mouth in coordination with the 7th cumshot. white, sticky sperm shining all over her very cute 19 year young face, her chin, dribbling from the corner of her mouth. i ask 'how does it taste?'. she says ' very good'. she lucky, gets free dinner.

i find that women generally are crazy about eating men's sperm. (this is something the lesbo miss out on, poor misguided beings.) but really, in any woman's life what can be more elevating and satisfying than to eat a real old, fat, hairy, lame man's sperm? i guess they feel that they become something better by this act!

yes, the few lucky ones get free sperm dinner. you should give them too.
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i am just very surprised at the current great influence that females get in world affairs. it seems so unnatural and unfounded. it is no more than just artificial propaganda to keep you stupified. lots of bla-bla-bla without meaning.

if it was to me, women wouldn't even have individual names. they have no need for that. they would be just called by the generic name of "dog-servant of man".

then there would be peace for all. no "meat-induced" fighting any more.

in the meantime, we sex-tourists try to do our best. we the lame, the old, the fat and retarded. we risk our dicks tirelessly and fuck all day. for the best of all, of course. but we need more old, lame, fat, charmless men and wankers. please join and be a sex-tourist! the more we number the stronger our voice becomes and the better fucks we all get!

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a (doubly) very romantic love story follows:
she was sitting away from the usual crowd of hookers on pattaya beach, even as far out as soi 5, all on her own.

turned out she was shy to be with all the pros, having just arrived from the village to bang-cock, applied for a job and while waiting for the reply would try to earn enough for food and accomodation. that's nice.
we like to provide women with food and accomodation, don't we?. she was just 20 years young, tall, slim, brown, no kids yet, speak littele english and had big tits.

it is an eternal question: why do women have tits? of course, so that men talk to them! (you have heard this one.) so, i talked to her for about a minute and a half (which is very long for me). this was a real innocent girl. also, very beautiful, much like a top class gogo dancer. except for the zero makeup.

but it's strange, in any country beautiful little girls get spoiled from an early age and there seems to be no exception in anywhere. i could see she was well aware of her looks and she must have observed several fights between young men in her village about herself (or maybe even a knifing or two?). one just wonders: why all men seem to act like idiot animals when it comes to matters concerning smelly-meat?

still she seemed pleased that a nice man discovered her in the dark on her first night and must have felt dinner and room assured from there on. she didn't seem to know the prices yet and seemed very satisfied with 500 baht ($12) st (two hours) or if i like her then 1000b lt (overnight). after all it is a lot of money, several days wages of a factory worker for a hour of fucking.

we took the minibus back to the hotel. i really hate to take them back to my room because that is the place where i sleep and don't like dirty animals such as women in there, plus try to keep it clean, free of vaginal discharges, and also it can be a source of all kind of scams. but she didn't know of any st rooms nearby and she seemed a really nice girl. this hotel had good security also. they took her card. i checked the age. at last one that didn't lie. she was really 20.

of course, i like to keep it really businesslike with meat. after all their job is to serve and to please us.

in the room the big tits popped out right away. i wanted to fuck from there on and get it out of the way, job done. but she wanted to chat. fuck that. i ordered her in to the shower and we marched in to together. she seemed upset. it is very offputting when they are not ready to serve and really there is nothing that we can do about it. unfortunately, presently the whole system is on her side. anyway, it wasn't very good from there on.

she just lay on the bed. i turned her into different positions and she obliged but wouldn't participate beyond that. refused to suck bb and sucked just a little with rubber. at last i wanked into her big hole. it was just another fuck, not great but one point more. her body was very impressive though.

very large but well formed and slim. huge brown meaty nipples, nearly the size of a finger each and also huge black pussy, just like a cows we used to fuck back on the farm when we were young. it brought back good memories and even the scent of hay. but then i realized that only she farted.

as soon as i cummed she jumped up, grabbed her clothes and run to the shower where spent a very long time, like a half an hour. i wondered what she was doing since heard no water running whatsoever. she was already dressed up, standing in a corner and listening to some music on her handphone.

she wouldn't dare come back to the room ask for her money. looked at me as if she was crazy. i asked if she wanted to stay lt (just for a joke). anyway, i threw her a 500 baht note, she grabbed it and ran away. wow, that was great! made me worried, she might make some trouble later. really stupid to take ****-meat to your room, can't emphasize it enough.

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didn't want to finish the night like this. so, went for a stroll through soi 6 the st street. many uglies. however, saw one extremely cute tiny ass in the general store buying chewing gum. i looked at her for a while then she paid and left the store. i headed back to the hotel. but then a voice came from seemingly nowhere: "farang, i want suck your dick dry!"

i look, but see nobody.

then again "farang i suck your dick dry!" i stare and notice the tiny girl from the general store. she is so little, nearly lost among the other girls. but an absolute doll, something like alice out of wonderland. big, smiley face. all the right curves and the ass you can fit in one palm. i often see the other men walk around with them but rarely get this quality meat myself. not being a superhero and also very low on cash. not a winning combination in pattaya (or anywhere).

it took about half a second to make a decision. the price was right too. only 200 bf + 500 for fuck, one hour. i try not to spoil them further and usually try not to show my appreciation for their meat but this meat was so beautiful that i nearly cummed just by showering with her.

she noticed my look, so immediately questioned the reason: "you like me?"
i objected "no, i don't!" "then why you look me like that" she continued.

instead of an answer i showed two fingers into her cunthole from behind, under that sculptured perfect ass. she was already wet. then i lifted the whole thing up (fingers still in hole) and carried her to the bed.

the little witch must have been in a particularly horny mood that day because as soon as we entered the room her tongue was deep down my throat and from there on i was practically raped. she fucked me in all positions, i hardly had to do a thing.

i had enough after about a half an hour and move towards the shower but she pulls me back: "farang, not go! fuck more!" then we fuck another half an hour. the same happens again. i am tired and my dick hurts. try for the shower but she objects: "farang not go! fuck more!"

so we fuck another half an hour. she still moves but i really had too much so i suggest that we just cuddle and kiss. this goes on another half an hour. i am also worried about the time. will i have to pay more? finally i get my shower.

then she hands me some real french parfume to put on. it's for girls, but smells nice. her 'boyfriend' sent it from paris. i get dressed. she opens a box and gives me some swiss chocolate. her other 'boyfriend' sent it from switzerland. she says: "you sexy man. i want to see you more."

i am thinking: 'i don't! i would rather have some other smelly, hairy, fat men fuck you next time. my sex-tourist brothers!'

wow, one hot little fucker for sure. too good for just one man. the best is to share it with everyone, and all is happy. no fighting for meat at all! sex-tourists love peace!

a pleasant finish for the day too, especially after the earlier disappointment. it's good to see real service-mindedness. two hours of fuck+perfume+chocolate. all just 700 b ($18). who can beat that?
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don't forget: sex-tourists, you are the best! you are no hero! but you share! that's the real joy of sharing! and everyone gets good meat. but if we fight, no meat for nobody. love peace, love your brother! be a sex-tourist!

Duniawala
04-05-06, 13:46
JRide

Have a great time.

Duni

Lemon Tree
04-05-06, 15:28
J Ride,

Let me tell you about my experience with Russian girls. Since Mr. Gorbatschow broke down the wall between Eastern and Western Europe in 1990, I have been there several times, especially in Moscow and the city of Voronesz. The girls I met there were – especially in Voronesz – extremely beautiful and polite and very willing to please you.

What a difference to our arrogant and boring and immotile and so soon tired European (middle and north) and American (north) woman. During all the time of communism they had learnt to be very independent from their always drunken husbands and found their own way of sexual freedom. Good for me. I was so impressed when I stayed together a first night with a Russian lady. Never saw a German woman which was able to put her legs beside her ears, so that you could not only let dive your little Willy in that holy paradise. And insatiable. Next day I had to find a later appointment for a meeting, because I was powerless as never had been before.

Well, the Russian ladies I saw in Pattaya marching the Walking Street up and down and up and down mostly looked mostly like Arabian ladies. Dark hairs, dark skin, little bit fat, and with a lot of paint in their face. For me they looked ugly. No real stunners. Only some blonde Russians, but minority. When I spoke with them I found out that most of them came from the southern countries of the former Russian Republic, for example the Georgian Republic.

The prize for short time they called for was about 1000 and 1500 Baht. And I spoke with them in Russian language. I suppose that they will ask a normal farang for more. But believe me; they are not worth that money.

Beside this streetwalkers there is nearly in the middle on the right side of Walking Street a Go-Go Bar, where Russian girls dance in a window on the first floor. Mostly the Asian people stand around that place and were very fascinated by that. I have never been inside that Go-Go bar, because my interest in Thailand is not to change body liquid with Russian ladies. And as other people told me, they ask for entrance-fee and the drinks and the lady drinks are more expensive than in other bars.

Let me give you an advice as one who stays together with a little jealous Thai lady too. Don’t shower only before you stay together with that Russian girl. Do that also after changing body liquid. If you stay under your lady’s radar and she supposes that you have done something “illegal” she will check you and she will check your little Willy too. And all this condoms smell. Believe me. And she will sniff on your Willy and find out that you had been unfaithful. And a little enraged Thai lady is like a 45 kilo bomb. I know what I speak about. Cost me 2 Baht Thai gold next day until she accepted my hoisted white flag.

But, life is to short.

Thus I wish you all the best experience with the Russian hooker’s fraction in Pattaya.
Enjoy your life, you have only this one.

Lemon tree

FKKguide
04-06-06, 16:35
J Ride,

Let me tell you about my experience with Russian girls. Since Mr. Gorbatschow broke down the wall between Eastern and Western Europe in 1990, I have been there several times, especially in Moscow and the city of Voronesz. The girls I met there were – especially in Voronesz – extremely beautiful and polite and very willing to please you. ......Lemon treeConfirming your observations. I used to got to Moskow, St Pete and Minsk a lot on business, even before the Gorbashow era, later too. Last time in 1997. I always stayed in private family homes and told the landlady ahead of time about my desire to meet local females. Then a steady stream of lovelies from 16 to 30 y o would show up at the flat every day, competing for my favors. No neccesarily for my money. I was the 'Western Prince' in the neighbourhood whom every female wanted to meet. And the ones I chose had very few hangups, thanks to their socialist upbringing in the spirit of Lenin's free love ideology.

Now Russian hookers are the nicest export item the former Soviet countries are providing to the world, and they are everywhere! Leggy blondes especially.

However the nicest ones can be found in the legal German FKK brothels, where they have a classy, clean environment, good pay, legal protection, free and world-class health care, ect, and where they can get cheaply and easily by train, bus or even hitch-hiking. No pimps or traffickers needed.

So if you're into Russkas check out the postings in the German FKK sections of this forum and WSG as the links in http://fkkguide.cyberfreehost.com

Carlos Primeros
04-07-06, 05:28
had this night a massage at VIP´s Massage (side-road of walking street)

In the fish-bowl had been 15 girls, 2 - 3 doable.

I selected two for a "Sandwitch Massage" for 1.30 hour, paid 1.400 Bath.

As it turned out, it lastet only 1 hour, I was short-changed 30 minutes.

The one girl did a BBBJ CIM and eating sperm for 500 Bath tip. When I wanted to do the other girl, she complained I was too big for her pussy (what a non-sense) A *****-pussy can not take a standard - sized dick??? Anyhow- she did not get anything and I was pretty much pissed.

In general I must say that the quality of the girls is very very low - 95 % hags, 4 % doable and 1 % stunner. When I compare this to my usual hounts in South America then I would say that Thailand is cheap but you get also only what you pay for.

I think for me personally that Asia is not my kind of playing - ground.

Carlos

Lemon Tree
04-07-06, 08:13
Well, Mr. Primeros,

I must smirk a little bit, when I read your posting. Yes, I agree with you about the quality of the ladies at the Diamond VIP Massage Parlour in the Diamond Hotel. You can have much better selections as well in quantity as also in quality in the 3 Sabaii Massage Parlours on Second Road.

I had the fortune to stay together with one of the stunners for about 3 weeks. I really enjoyed that great time.

What you misunderstood is the prize you paid and what you expected for that prize.
In the 3 Sabaii Parlours you pay a total prize of about 1.600 Baht for 90 minutes, including the tube, the body to body massage on the air mattress and finally the action on the bed.

In Diamond Massage you pay the prize of 700 Baht each girl for the tube and the body to body massage on the air mattress. Nothing more. If you want more, you have to negotiate directly with the lady.

Therefore it added up that the ladies didn’t do more than what you had paid for. For the prize of 1.400 Baht you will find no MP in Pattaya or – as I suppose – in Bangkok too. I believe that the ladies are willing to please you in fulfilling your sexual expectations, if you pay for that.

It is a business and you can get everything you want, if you pay for that.

Hoping you are more successful and satisfied on your next hunt in South America.

Enjoy your life, you only have this one.

Lemon Tree

Duniawala
04-07-06, 14:24
Carlos, if this was your one of your few experiences in LOS, I would certainly agree with you. Good quality girls are certainly there. you just have to find them.

FKKguide, I have visited the sauna clubs in Germany and there are many stunners there from Russia and the CIS countries. And the atmosphere is certainly relaxed and pleasant. But to be honest, at the end of the day it was like I went to the meat market and got myself a few good steaks, but left hungry. It is the GFE quality in LOS which makes it more attractive for me and quite a few others.

DG69
04-07-06, 16:28
Well, I can agree with Carlos, many girls in Pattaya, but not much real stunner. But, maybe they are just not the type of girls I prefer. I like women with round backsides, small waists and a pretty faces. The most girls who can be found in Pattaya, have flat backsides, broad and flat faces with broad and flat noses and no difference between waist and hips in circumferential point of view. No 90 60 90 or in inch 36 24 36. More like 80 70 80. In gogo bars, even in the good ones, like happy agogo it's difficult to find a pretty girl. Maybe they are already barfined, but I doubt. The girls there have flat backsides with no buttock, no hips and a flat face. maybe because the majority is from Isan, where the physiognomy of the people is just for European taste not very seducing. Not much people would say that Aboriginals are in general a beautiful group of people. They same I would say from the people from Isan and by the way, there are also in South America not everywhere pretty girls. In Fortaleza the average girls are not pretty.
It's maybe so that in Pattaya and Fortaleza the girls are in general not pretty, but they are cheap and easy to have and that make it for the most men, whose come to that places interesting.

Love Seeker
04-08-06, 01:42
Well Carlos and GD69 beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my opinion what is “ “Beautiful” Is a girl that can suck a golf ball through 10 foot of garden hose.

DG69
04-08-06, 03:54
Well Carlos and GD69 beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my opinion what is “ “Beautiful” Is a girl that can suck a golf ball through 10 foot of garden hose.

Well said love seeker. For some guys the inner values count more than appearance. But, with that let it say gift, you might be also happy with a old lady from the old peoples home. They might even have a second advantage, no teeths anymore. ;-)
Ok, it was a joke LS, don't mind. But, in general those guys who don't need a stunner and can be happy with a average or even below average girl are the lucky ones. Those who need a super star to get happy, have it not easy. Especially in Pattaya!;-)

Carlos Primeros
04-08-06, 04:04
Thanks to all for the friendly comments. I took my share of advise from this.

Carlos Primeros

Gladiator
04-09-06, 13:38
Well, I can agree with Carlos, many girls in Pattaya, but not much real stunner. But, maybe they are just not the type of girls I prefer. I like women with round backsides, small waists and a pretty faces. The most girls who can be found in Pattaya, have flat backsides, broad and flat faces with broad and flat noses and no difference between waist and hips in circumferential point of view. No 90 60 90 or in inch 36 24 36. More like 80 70 80. In gogo bars, even in the good ones, like happy agogo it's difficult to find a pretty girl. Maybe they are already barfined, but I doubt. The girls there have flat backsides with no buttock, no hips and a flat face. maybe because the majority is from Isan, where the physiognomy of the people is just for European taste not very seducing. Not much people would say that Aboriginals are in general a beautiful group of people. They same I would say from the people from Isan and by the way, there are also in South America not everywhere pretty girls. In Fortaleza the average girls are not pretty.
It's maybe so that in Pattaya and Fortaleza the girls are in general not pretty, but they are cheap and easy to have and that make it for the most men, whose come to that places interesting.

That’s right, there aren’t many stunners, in proportion, in Pattaya, but the same applies to everywhere else: stunners are rare in nature.

I can’t think of any single city or establishment where you can find, proportionately, many stunners, apart from a couple of Rio’s termas on certain days and times.

Your comparison between Pattaya and Fortaleza (where I was recently) is good: cities with loads of cheap pussies, though with an average uninspiring quality, so they aren’t suitable places for those who pick up the first girl they come across or those who lack the ability or the patience to survey the territory meticulously.

However, among the small fry there are some hidden gems, in both Pattaya and Fortaleza; but more of them, obviously, in Fortaleza given its higher population (over 2m souls).

If you go gem mining you know there are hours of work ahead, all gem mines look at first sight just mud. You might find a gem, or you might not, depending on your ability, but gems are there.

Biz99
04-09-06, 14:08
I would agree that the proportion of stunners is low, but they can be found through diligent looking.

Just two points -

1. Is it me, or does it seem that there are fewer truly good looking women after high season has wound down? Maybe the really good lookers "lock in" with a steady before the market gets thin. In June and July you sometimes have to dig pretty deep to find good looking girls, except when places like Carousel stock up like a couple of years ago.

2. Would you agree that the percentage of stunners has declined pretty steadiy, say over the past 10 years. Maybe my memory has built up the past, but it sure seemed like there were more head turners years ago. Of course, JMHO

Retired Army
04-09-06, 17:10
I would agree that the proportion of stunners is low, but they can be found through diligent looking.


2. Would you agree that the percentage of stunners has declined pretty steadiy, say over the past 10 years. Maybe my memory has built up the past, but it sure seemed like there were more head turners years ago. Of course, JMHO

Or have we just gotten older and more selective? When I was in my 20's there were beautiful women everywhere, in my 30's fewer, 40's even less and now in my 50's few and far between. Have the women changed or have we?

Gypsie King
04-09-06, 23:04
Hi,

Just back from Pattaya, and I liked the fact that in the go-gos, the girls on stage will show their breasts and often will also show their pussy.

It's a good sight and with the number of girls in Pattaya (all in a small area), you can always find a nice gorgeous girl as eye candy.

Fast Eddie 48
04-09-06, 23:40
Well, I can agree with Carlos, many girls in Pattaya, but not much real stunner. But, maybe they are just not the type of girls I prefer. I like women with round backsides, small waists and a pretty faces. The most girls who can be found in Pattaya, have flat backsides, broad and flat faces with broad and flat noses and no difference between waist and hips in circumferential point of view. No 90 60 90 or in inch 36 24 36. More like 80 70 80. In gogo bars, even in the good ones, like happy agogo it's difficult to find a pretty girl. Maybe they are already barfined, but I doubt. The girls there have flat backsides with no buttock, no hips and a flat face. maybe because the majority is from Isan, where the physiognomy of the people is just for European taste not very seducing. Not much people would say that Aboriginals are in general a beautiful group of people. They same I would say from the people from Isan and by the way, there are also in South America not everywhere pretty girls. In Fortaleza the average girls are not pretty.
It's maybe so that in Pattaya and Fortaleza the girls are in general not pretty, but they are cheap and easy to have and that make it for the most men, whose come to that places interesting.


to dg 69

Best chance to get a stunner in pattaya is beach club agogo , supergirl or the
baby agogo in soi diamond area , 500-600 bar fine and 1500 st 2500 all nite ,
lucifer disco have a few stunner now and then for 1500 all nite .

fast eddie 48

Goodfeller
04-11-06, 00:47
on that first flight to thailand, as we all anxiously peered through the airplane window in anticipation of what we envisioned we'd find, most of us had nothing to compare the los and it's p4p scene, to. so when we finally saw nana, walking street, etc. and the women this place had to offer, i for one was awe struck, my jaw dropped and i couldn't believe my eyes. there were good looking girls everywhere and being i'm from the u.s., asians were unique. now, after succesive trips, not only the uniquity has deminished, but that extreme sense of exitement and anticipation too. now, i still fully enjoy myself, that's after all why i return, but this is the reason why i think we may find less women attractive, we're all just getting a little jaded. this year, we're bringing a newbie along, and i can't wait to see the exitement in his eyes and maybe it will bring back a piece of what i felt that first time, i hope so. it's all perspective gentlemen. over all, i agree with retired army, as we age, we experience and expect, better and better. unfortunately, natural selection isn't always cooperative.

SidTheSexist
04-11-06, 07:11
Just a quick one to note that whilst walking the beach last night at about 2am, hunting for some skank, I was almost run over by about 5-6 unmarked policemen (Tourist police??) (one policewoman!!!) driving down the pavement on motorbikes clearing the SW's and LB's. It was quiet enough anyway without them spoiling the fun!!!! :(
sid

Rebad
04-12-06, 04:40
When do the US Marines invade Pattaya this year.

Sometime in May right??

Giotto
04-12-06, 05:20
Rebad,

17th - 24th May 2006. Nathon Nayok.


Giotto

Rebad
04-12-06, 05:26
Can a regular guy get laid during this period our does it just suck to be in town with these guys.

Giotto
04-12-06, 05:45
Rebad,

there are sometimes 5000 or more GIs in town, warships anchoring in the bay...Additional inflow of thousands wonnabe working girls from the jungle areas into Pattaya.

GI's, most of them haven't seen any girls for months, wallets filled with $s to the rim...prices going through the roof.

I saw it once, I don't need it again.


Giotto

Rebad
04-12-06, 06:33
Well shit.

I'm scheduled in town May 17th through the 24th.

Should I cancel and stay in BKK?

I dont get to Asia much and dont want to be hassled by 1000's of GI's fighting over women.

I'm sure there are plenty of women to go around right?

Giotto
04-12-06, 08:29
Rebad,

the impact of Cobra Gold on Bangkok is much smaller, but some GI's use their time for a sight seeing tour...Patong, Phuket would be an option.


Giotto

Freeler
04-12-06, 15:13
Rebad,

I've been in Pattaya during several CG's and never had a problem of any kind.
No fights, plenty women and plenty rooms to choose from.
Every year someone asks about it and always someone says it a bad time to go to Pattaya.
But NO-ONE ever complains during or after CG!

I'd say that settles it.

But if you decide to stay away and go to BKK instead, be sure to book a room at Giotto's place, duh!

Giotto
04-12-06, 15:57
Freeler,

lol. Yes, he can stay here, but he can also stay somewhere else. I am quite sure that he will find a place to stay.


Giotto

Retired Army
04-12-06, 18:04
Rebad,

I've been in Pattaya during several CG's and never had a problem of any kind.
No fights, plenty women and plenty rooms to choose from.
Every year someone asks about it and always someone says it a bad time to go to Pattaya.
But NO-ONE ever complains during or after CG!


The entire U.S. military could invade Pattaya and there would still be enough women to go around. But why would you want to put up with that BS? These guys haven't been laid in months, if ever. And with pockets full of $$$. Ever hear the old saying 'spends like a drunken sailor on payday." I was in Pattaya once during Cobra Gold in the old Marine Disco and is was wall-to-wall stupidity.

Freeler
04-12-06, 18:12
Retired,

Unless Tiesto is in da house, all discos are wall to wall stupidity:(.

Retired Army
04-12-06, 18:40
Retired,

Unless Tiesto is in da house, all discos are wall to wall stupidity:(.

I don't know why it was called Marine Disco. It wasn't a disco with John Travolta types tearing up the dance floor. It was just a open air bar, with a band, mirror ball and Thai Boxing. I don't even know it it exists anymore.

Carlos Primeros
04-12-06, 18:41
Hallo Retired - I think that with age the descerning comes. A woman I would have fu**ed with 20 or 30 I would not touch today. In former times 4 pops a night was ok, if I manage 3 pops now I will mark it on the calendar.

I think you are right - age brings you to the point where you get very selective. I do not go with a girl where I am only 50 % satisfied - I take the one where I think that she looks right for me.

I have discovered that Asia is simply not my turf.

Carlos

Retired Army
04-12-06, 20:52
I have discovered that Asia is simply not my turf.

Carlos

Where do you recommend? I have heard some great things about Brazil, but have never been there. I only know the U.S., Aisa, Australia, India, Africa and most of Europe. Of all those places Australia is the best as a place to live, Europe to visit, but Asia is definately the best for women.

Phantomtiger2
04-12-06, 21:46
I have discovered that Asia is simply not my turf.

Carlos


For myself, some parts of asia are the best places to live (ever been to Singapore?) and also best places for mongering (good and cheap compare to rest of world).
Agree Europe nice to visit but not my style to live there (the euro is too expensive).
Aussie is nice to visit also but not the cheapest for P4P.
My 2nd choice for place to live is Vancouver ,Canada (clean place, 30min drive to beaches in summer and 45min drive to mts for skiing in winter). Canadian dollar down vs euro and $US so mongering there also reasonable (for now).

PT

Gladiator
04-12-06, 23:13
Where do you recommend? I have heard some great things about Brazil, but have never been there.

IMO, the best hookers are Brazilian hookers.

You won’t often listen the classical ‘I’m shy’ BS over there, they definitely aren’t shy nor do they have any taboos about sex – they fuck (and suck) like champions.

In Brazil sex is in the air.

Love Seeker
04-13-06, 03:55
Let me write what I believe would be a good vacation routine for me. I have never been a heavy drinker and never smoked. My idea of a good time then is not spending a great deal of time in loud, smoky bars, getting drunk. If I wanted to do that, I would not have to travel to the other side of the earth. I could stay right here in Ohio and go to loud smoky bars and get drunk. What I can not do in Ohio is go to bed with a pretty 20 something girl for around $100.00 US all night including, girls gift, bar fine, food and drinks. So if I am following my plan, I will have a pretty 20 something girl naked in bed with me by midnight every night I spend in Thailand.

This is my plan. I hit the night life area NEP, Cowboy, Patpong in Bangkok, or Walking Street in Pattaya around 4:00 PM in the afternoon. It is early, so not all the girls will be at work yet, however, not many will have been bar fined, “The first hog to the troth get the suey” I will take my time, and make a selection before 6:00 PM.

Pay the bar fine, and negotiate 2000, 2500 long time with girl. Take special girl to hotel and have round one. It should be 7:30 to 8:00 PM after the first round of action. The special girl and I then go to dinner (I will find a good restaurant with both Thai and Western food). Then depending on my energy level, go out with said girl for about an hour or so after dinner perhaps a bar with live band. Has anyone been to Toyko Joes Blues Bar? http://www.tokyojoesbkk.com/ If my energy level is not good after a nice meal I could skip going out again and go back to my room. I will have drinks on hand. Round two, and then sleep.

If we decide to go out after dinner I will be back in room with girl before 12:00 midnight. Round Two with pretty 20 something girl and sleep like a baby until around 9:00 AM (that is sleeping in for me, I am an early raiser) Round 3 with pretty girl, and take her to breakfast at hotel, pay her and send her on her way, (unless I really like her and we spend a few days together.) Then lie around the pool and rest up and then start the process again at around 4:00 PM. That is my plan and I am sticking too it.

Opebo
04-13-06, 04:08
Just a quick one to note that whilst walking the beach last night at about 2am, hunting for some skank, I was almost run over by about 5-6 unmarked policemen (Tourist police??) (one policewoman!!!) driving down the pavement on motorbikes clearing the SW's and LB's. It was quiet enough anyway without them spoiling the fun!!!! :(
sid

Sid, thanks for the report, but how sad to hear! I reported on similar tactics many months ago, as have others. Some nights last fall one could not find a single freelancer. Then it let up a bit, and upon hearing of the fall of Thaksin recently I had hoped that the Thai Rak Thai anti-sex campaign would be just a bad memory. But your report suggests that the TRT mayor of Pattaya is still persuing the goal of ruining our fun (and poor women's livelihood).

Does anyone else have any up-to-date obvervations on the beach scene in Pattaya? I will not have the opportunity to return for several more months and fear the demise of the only thing I like about that town.

Freeler
04-13-06, 05:16
Opebo,

No problems end of Feb, and third week of March.
Perhaps a few more police in the evening.
I'm not worrying one bit regarding my next Pattaya trip (May)
I don't know about after 11PM. Won't check either - way too late for me.

Carlos Primeros
04-13-06, 05:27
Hi Retired

whole Sout America is good -
Brazil: Rio, Fortaleza, Salvador, Natal
Argentina: Buenos Aires, Bariloche (in winter for skiing)
Columbia
Peru
Ecuador
Chile is not so good.

It is reasonably cheap and the women are nice, GFE and simply enjoy the sex.

Carlos

Swiss
04-13-06, 14:00
My idea of spending quality time and Love seeker's certainly match ;) On top I am very much fond of classic Thai massage.

BTW, to the left of the entrance of SOI cowboy there is a massage parlor. It looks quite normal. May be it is vaque to ask but doers anybody know if they also provide additional services?

DG69
04-15-06, 13:00
That’s right, there aren’t many stunners, in proportion, in Pattaya, but the same applies to everywhere else: stunners are rare in nature.

I can’t think of any single city or establishment where you can find, proportionately, many stunners, apart from a couple of Rio’s termas on certain days and times.

Your comparison between Pattaya and Fortaleza (where I was recently) is good: cities with loads of cheap pussies, though with an average uninspiring quality, so they aren’t suitable places for those who pick up the first girl they come across or those who lack the ability or the patience to survey the territory meticulously.

However, among the small fry there are some hidden gems, in both Pattaya and Fortaleza; but more of them, obviously, in Fortaleza given its higher population (over 2m souls).

If you go gem mining you know there are hours of work ahead, all gem mines look at first sight just mud. You might find a gem, or you might not, depending on your ability, but gems are there.

It's right it's possible to find 'gems' everywhere, even in Papua New Guinea. But, in some countries it's easy in others not. In Russia, some other Eastern Block States, Israel, south Europe and in South America, it's for me easier to see in proportion more stunner than in Thailand for example. But, that might be personal preference. I like well figured, even voluptuous girls. In Asia the girls have often a flat backside and short legs. Well, the bad thing in countries with pretty girls, is that they are difficult to get. In Thailand it's very easy to get a girl, just need to offer her some money and you can have sex with her. In Fortaleza it's even possible without money. Just not much stunners available and the most of them have already a sponsor.
Nevertheless it's possible. Maybe it would be boring if stunners would be as numerous and available like all those small, short-legged, assless and ugly usual Isan and Ceara girls in Pattaya and Fortaleza!

Phantomtiger2
04-15-06, 18:44
everything is a matter of preference. I know some are not into the asian type gals and prefer the African types while others I know wont touch the Africans ,---so beauties are all in the eyes (and minds) of those that look upon them.

Case in point, ever sat and have a conversation with friends (males and females) and almost no one will ever agree on which gals are prettier. Some that I said are stunners are only average to my friends--so to each his own.
In some ways, this is best as we will never compete for the same "stunners".

PT

Old Thai Hand
04-16-06, 05:59
I went to Pattaya for the first time in a couple of a years for Songkhran. I had forgotten what a God-awful place it is!... The pit of Thailand, full of low-rent Farang, pissed off their faces and because of the holiday, all running around shooting water at everyone, despite the advanced ages of many of them.

Although I was there to visit a Thai girl I know who works in the travel industry (who is a stunner, btw), I had enough time to tour a few bars. It is true that because of the large volume of women, the vast majority can best be described as marginal. Still, there are enough who at least qualify as having hot bodies, if not faces and a very few who are hot all around. I actually took out a cute, if not beautiful 18 year-old who had quite a nice body. However, I liked her more for her personality, which was perky and talkative. She couldn't speak a word of English and therefore was not at all jaded by the business because she said she was rarely bar-fined for her lack of English skills. She only talked to me because she heard me speaking Thai. She had grown up in Pattaya and had only just left school and was dancing to make money to go to Tech college. I asked her enough questions to confidently say that this story was totally plausible. She was a bit of fun, and nice to look at.

The thing that struck me the most, however was the high "Geezer" factor among the Farang I encountered, the absolutely bad taste in women they displayed and the fact that the vast majority can best be described as the equivalent to "trailor trash", or "Euro-trash" or what-have-you. Even more shocking were the large number of young guys walking around with what were the ugliest Thai women I have ever seen.

With the wide choices of women, many of whom I would at least describe as presentable enough, why do most Farang guys in Pattaya opt for women who are a visual assault on nature and literally the bottom-feeders of Thai womanhood? Do they lack self-confidence? Or, is it simply a case that they are so pissed all the time, that they simply don't know that they have an old, fat, dark-skinned slapper on their arm with a face like a monkey, who is so ugly and horrible, I wouldn't even let her clean my floors?

All-in-all, I simply don't understand why anyone would really want to go to Pattaya. The hookers in BKK, if that is your main reason for being in LOS are better looking because they are diversified in their origins and also are in most cases cheaper.

I would appreciate some comments from the veteran Pattaya goers because I essentially was a relative newbie there having only been to the place maybe 5 or 6 times for short visits over the last 10 years.

The Old Fat Man
04-16-06, 06:28
According to an article on the UK press, the only place in Thailand that any resident of a UK Prison has heard of is Patt-ya! Maybe its taken over from Southern Spain as the residence of choice for the UK criminal fraternity.

DG69
04-16-06, 08:49
With the wide choices of women, many of whom I would at least describe as presentable enough, why do most Farang guys in Pattaya opt for women who are a visual assault on nature and literally the bottom-feeders of Thai womanhood? Do they lack self-confidence? Or, is it simply a case that they are so pissed all the time, that they simply don't know that they have an old, fat, dark-skinned slapper on their arm with a face like a monkey, who is so ugly and horrible, I wouldn't even let her clean my floors?

I guess those guys are just too shy to speak to the girls they want and got approached by those ugly Thai woman and because they wouldn't approach a woman by theirself they just remain with this ugly woman. I see in Frankfurt where I live, passable guys with ugly Asian wifes. I always think by myself a pretty one wouldn't be as cheap or expensive like ugly one, so why not take a pretty one. Maybe these guys looking more for the inner value! ;-)


I would appreciate some comments from the veteran Pattaya goers because I essentially was a relative newbie there having only been to the place maybe 5 or 6 times for short visits over the last 10 years.

I would say the quality of the Thai girls regarding appearance is increased the last 10 years. The young girls getting taller and because of the better standard of living they become more well-formed bodies. Though the quality of Bar Girls became worser I would say. Maybe because it's for a real stunner not more so profitable to work their. But, in Discos like Lucifer or after 2 o'clock in Marine Disco you can find stunners. Just when I compare the GoGo girls in Pattaya and girls for example in Brazil than I made the following observation, the legs and the backsides from Thai girls are often flabby, not good trained also they have often dark blotches on their buttocks, like dents by old people. Seems there are no muscles in their legs. In Brazil the girls are use to move their legs to hot Samba rhythm and so they get muscles in their legs and backside and that is what I miss in Thailand.

Gladiator
04-16-06, 11:40
I would appreciate some comments from the veteran Pattaya goers because I essentially was a relative newbie there having only been to the place maybe 5 or 6 times for short visits over the last 10 years.

Old,

There are still loads of ugly girls in Pattaya, don’t go back, stick to the pure air of Bangkok, you won’t miss Pattaya and Pattaya won’t miss you either – a win-win situation.

Old Thai Hand
04-16-06, 12:19
Old,

There are still loads of ugly girls in Pattaya, don’t go back, stick to Bangkok, you won’t miss Pattaya and Pattaya won’t miss you either – a win-win situation.

Normally I do stick to BKK because I live there and I certainly have access to the best quality Thai women, as those who are familar with my posts know. But, I may return to Pattaya because my tour guide friend is certainly within the realm of my normal quality and thus worth returning to see. I'll simply avoid any of the P4P action.

DG69

I agree with you about the Thai girls that you probably encounter not having the firmness of Brazilian girls. But, I would venture to say that most of those who you are familiar with are Isaan BGs, who other than their dancing, (if gogo girls) get no exercise. Most of the TGs I know are actually in good shape, and have tight bodies and firm and nicely shaped butts because they work out at fitness clubs like California Wow, every day. You don't see too many BGs doing fitness. They mostly sleep and eat and thus get flabby.

Berty Boy
04-16-06, 12:29
Old Thai Hand,

What is it exactly that you find so offensive? Who exactly are we harming?
As one member who prefers darker skinned girls, I am more concerned with how they perform in the bed than how I look walking down the street them. It is of absolutely no concern to me what kind woman you go for. Everyone who comes to LOS has his own fantasy to fulfill and just because you find some unattractive, is not reason enough to impose your personal standard on everyone else. Also since you chose to obscure the faces of the girls whose pictures you post, we only have your word that these are so called stunners.

Retired Army
04-16-06, 14:00
OTH makes an interesting point. He has lived in Thailand for ten years and doesn't like Pattaya. I have lived in Thailand for five and been coming here for work and vacations since 1973. Neither of us like Pattaya and most of the long time Thai hands I know don't like it either. To me it is a sewer full of low lifes and perverts. It's the place where girls are either starting or ending their careers. Mostly ending when they can't cut it any more in other places. Most of the "decent" Thai's I know won't go anywhere near the place.

I am not knocking the girls. "One man's trash is another man's treasure!" And vice versa. Girls I think are stunners some other guys would look at twice. To me it's the "total package" the girls presents. However, for some reason the girl's in Pattaya don't "present" very well. Part of it could be the lower economic conditions they are use to because they are mostly from Issan. Or it could be the type of men who visit Pattaya. Decent girls, who can do better, aren't going to have anything to do with them.

Old Thai Hand
04-16-06, 14:04
Old Thai Hand,

What is it exactly that you find so offensive? Who exactly are we harming?
As one member who prefers darker skinned girls, I am more concerned with how they perform in the bed than how I look walking down the street them. It is of absolutely no concern to me what kind woman you go for. Everyone who comes to LOS has his own fantasy to fulfill and just because you find some unattractive, is not reason enough to impose your personal standard on everyone else. Also since you chose to obscure the faces of the girls whose pictures you post, we only have your word that these are so called stunners.

You are not harming anyone except your own image in the eyes of your hosts. But, if you don't care, that's up to you.

I'm merely expressing my opinion, not imposing any standard on anyone. If you want to perpetuate the image that Thais have of all Farang loving ugly, dark-skinned girls and thus having lousy taste in women (in their opinions and mine as well), feel free. It's your fantasy and your holiday.

It's very apparent from the behavior I witnessed in Pattaya and see in BKK on a daily basis as well, that most Farang that come here on holiday don't give a damn what Thais think of them, anyway. It's testament to the resilience of the Thais and their innate good-heartedness that they can still remain friendly and smile in the face of the constant onslaught and barrage of bourishness that they encounter from the Farang, especially in Pattaya.

As for my pics...I have posted pics before in the Thai Women section showing faces which I think are stunners, or at least, in my opinion far better looking that anything that I see in the Thai photo section with the possible exception of pics from Coma Boy, The Traveler and a few others.

Horatio
04-16-06, 14:09
Old Thai Hand

It seems like you are pissed off. If most people in Pattaya are happy, why do you care? Ugly girls want to make money just like pretty girls. Good for them that trailer trash like them. I have been to Pattaya only once and the newness of everything was enough for me. Of course I did not find most of the women there "ugly". I had a great time. I am not trailer trash or euro trash , but am a hillbilly, so maybe that is why.

Regards Horatio

Old Thai Hand
04-16-06, 14:25
Old Thai Hand

It seems like you are pissed off.

Regards Horatio

Yes, I am pissed off when I see bad behavior from people who, at least in the eyes of the Thais with whom I live and work are from the same culture as I am. I would say that I am not alone in this regard. Most expats that I know feel the same way and are fairly derisive about Farang tourists of the type one sees in Pattaya.

I'm not expecting anyone to care, as Farang tourists go home without any thought at all about impact, positive or negative that they may have had during their holiday. I'm merely expressing an opinion and providing information from my experience. I will say however, that I and my Farang friends are often left in the position of having to explain to Thais why Farang do what they do and act the way they act. It can often be embarassing. But, I'm not asking anyone to give a shit. I'm just telling it the way I see it from another point of view which most Farang are oblivious to or simply don't care about. But, I care because I have to live here and face the fallout in one way or another.

Horatio
04-16-06, 14:38
Old Thai Hand

I dont want to argue with you as I have enjoyed your posts for awhile and you have been kind enough to answer some questions I have asked in the past. My understanding of your post is that you are pissed off because people are attracted to ugly girls in Pattaya. I dont understand why that would be offensive to normal Thais. If you are mad because of boorish behavior of tourists in Pattaya, then I agree. The women I spent time with in Pattaya might not be up to your standards of beauty, but they were nice sweet girls. I was respectful of all people when I was in Thailand. Describing women of Pattaya as "women who are a visual assault on nature and literally the bottom-feeders of Thai womanhood" is much more of an insult than anything I ever said or did.

Regards Horatio

Seydlitz
04-16-06, 15:05
I would appreciate some comments from the veteran Pattaya goers because I essentially was a relative newbie there having only been to the place maybe 5 or 6 times for short visits over the last 10 years.

Pattaya is not at all my favorite place for a Thai vacation. However, it has a lot to offer as the place exists only for entertainment. There is a wide choice of top hotels and restaurants, amusement venues such as cinema multiplexes, bowling venues etc. One of my favorites is Mini-Siam, soooo kitsch. Then there is golf and various other sports. And it is close to BKK.

As for the P4P, I have never indulged, being constantly overseen by the Thai GF (you know how they are, you cannot escape their vigilance). But it is true that one can see all the jerks in the world convene to what seems to be their permanent yearly convention.

I suppose one can make a stay in Pattaya bearable and even enjoyable by having a car, staying at a hotel away from the centre, and as far as possible from Walking Street. The Amari is nice for that. Then go slummin' in the evening and be very selective about your companionship to bring home the best you can find. Or do as I did, bring your own pillow.

Retired Army
04-16-06, 15:22
Yes, I am pissed off when I see bad behavior from people who, at least in the eyes of the Thais with whom I live and work are from the same culture as I am. I would say that I am not alone in this regard. Most expats that I know feel the same way and are fairly derisive about Farang tourists of the type one sees in Pattaya.

I'm not expecting anyone to care, as Farang tourists go home without any thought at all about impact, positive or negative that they may have had during their holiday. I'm merely expressing an opinion and providing information from my experience. I will say however, that I and my Farang friends are often left in the position of having to explain to Thais why Farang do what they do and act the way they act. It can often be embarassing. But, I'm not asking anyone to give a shit. I'm just telling it the way I see it from another point of view which most Farang are oblivious to or simply don't care about. But, I care because I have to live here and face the fallout in one way or another.

OTH nails the point here. As someone who lives in Thailand and knows the Thais and values their culture we are appaled at the actions of many of the Farangs who come to Thailand just to drink, F*%K and act stupid. They do things in Thailand that they wouldn't do in their own country and would look down upon any foreigner doing the same. However, the Thais mostly out of economic necessity are willing participants.

Old Thai Hand
04-16-06, 15:28
[QUOTE=Horatio]Old Thai Hand
Describing women of Pattaya as "women who are a visual assault on nature and literally the bottom-feeders of Thai womanhood" is much more of an insult than anything I ever said or did.

I was describing a certain type of Thai woman which most Thais would feel were an affront to their culture, sensibilities and whole way of being. Insulting it may be, but it is also true at least in the context of local views.

Also, don't take what I said so personally as if I somehow am directing this at you simply because you went to Pattaya. I'm speaking in general terms and I think there are a lot of people who would agree with me and some would also say as you have that they were in contrast respectful and didn't act offensively. It is simply a sad fact that most Farang in Pattaya are not respectful and are often out of control.

What has partly prompted remarks about ugly girls, beside my recent visit to Pattaya have been repeated questions from various Thai friends over the last while asking me why Farang like ugly, dark-skinned Isaan girls, instead of beautiful Thai women. It does put me on the defensive as I explain that part of it simply has to do with access and availability and also that many Farang find dark-skinned Isaan girls "exotic". I also point out that Thai men are attracted to and often date expat Western women that most Western men wouldn't go near with a 10-foot pole. I work with such a woman who most Farang guys would probably describe as a "Plain Jane", and more cruelly as "homely" or even ugly, but who has tons Thai men chasing after her simply because she is blonde, blue-eyed, and as pale as a ghost.

This a very subjective argument. I'm not right, or wrong. Nor is anyone else. I'm just expressing a personal experience and point of view as you and others have. Such is the continuing nature of this forum.

Run Mann
04-16-06, 15:38
Horatio,

You make some very consistent and logical points in your post. As a somewhat frequent vistor to Thailand who will be back there next month, I always spend a couple of days in Pattaya and while I would not want to live there, I certainly enjoyed myself and conducted myself well and was not out of control. There are ugly and beautiful women every where you go, you just can't group a whole city based on the actions/perception/appearance of some.

Probably very little anyone can do at this point to change the Thai's perception/view of Farangs. A sex board seem like an unlikey place to start to make that change.



Old Thai Hand

I dont want to argue with you as I have enjoyed your posts for awhile and you have been kind enough to answer some questions I have asked in the past. My understanding of your post is that you are pissed off because people are attracted to ugly girls in Pattaya. I dont understand why that would be offensive to normal Thais. If you are mad because of boorish behavior of tourists in Pattaya, then I agree. The women I spent time with in Pattaya might not be up to your standards of beauty, but they were nice sweet girls. I was respectful of all people when I was in Thailand. Describing women of Pattaya as "women who are a visual assault on nature and literally the bottom-feeders of Thai womanhood" is much more of an insult than anything I ever said or did.

Regards Horatio

Phantomtiger2
04-16-06, 18:44
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All-in-all, I simply don't understand why anyone would really want to go to Pattaya. The hookers in BKK, if that is your main reason for being in LOS are better looking because they are diversified in their origins and also are in most cases cheaper.

I would appreciate some comments from the veteran Pattaya goers because I essentially was a relative newbie there having only been to the place maybe 5 or 6 times for short visits over the last 10 years.
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Calm down guys,
Peace to all .
So lets not have our own ideas of beauty or the beast(gals) keep us from sharing our true objective=mongering (thats why we are all members here remember)
I think enough opinions have been posted now about ugly and stunners. If not, look at the photo sections and read about the comments made there--some say hot babe, others say dont bother wasting the memory space.

I think my previous post #187 said it all why we cant always agree on whose a beauty or whose a beast(butt f**king ugly)

OTH,
I like to answer your above question but not sure what you paid in Pattaya (so let me know)as I've been to both places and I've found BKK to be much more expensive for everything (gals, hotels etc)
PM me if you like and I'll forward U info.

PT

Duniawala
04-17-06, 04:32
[QUOTE=Horatio]
I was describing a certain type of Thai woman which most Thais would feel were an affront to their culture, sensibilities and whole way of being. Insulting it may be, but it is also true at least in the context of local views.
I am sure that these women did not choose to be born "dark skin Isaan Ugly" as you so kindly and generously describe. And since most Thais dislike these women as an affront to their culture, I have to wonder who do these Thais marry.

Although, OTH, you like only white skinned "stunners" , remember they are of Chinese heritage. But the real stunner is that almost all have black pussies.

SidTheSexist
04-17-06, 08:14
Could not agree more with previous posts regarding the down and out scum of the earth, roaming and residing in pattaya. I was down there for three days last week for my first songkran festival and whilst I did not let any of them spoil my own fun, I could not help but feel huge embarrassment when observing the behaviour of said people. I have frequented Pattaya for over 2 years now and even in such a short period of time, the amount of arseholes visiting that place has sky rocketed.
Im not posting about all of my activities as I have left it to late and dont want to write a monster essay with all the details. However, I was well impressed with the 200-250bht barfines in soi 6 and 500bht for BBBJ & FS upstairs. I think the bar I landed in was red spot. Rooms were actually bigger and better than the room I had in Eden the previous saturday.
Angel Witch gogo- Brilliant shows all night with lots of thought and preparation behind them. Full nakedness with girl on girl action on a bed they put up on stage too. Took a real cute 24yr old who would not let me out of the room in the morning before she made me blow 3 times. Excellent GFE so kept her on for another night.
Only other place I thought was worth commenting on was Club Boesche. By far the best Gogo I have been to in Pattaya as far as friendliness and amount/quality of girls is concerned. Really good fun all night and open till 3am. Blew all the other gogos (except angelwitch) totally out of the water. cheers
sid

Freeler
04-17-06, 08:47
OTH,

I'm starting to wonder. Isn't your white skin fetish better served in Northern Europe or Canada?

Regards,
Freeler

Old Thai Hand
04-17-06, 08:54
[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]
I am sure that these women did not choose to be born "dark skin Isaan Ugly" as you so kindly and generously describe. And since most Thais dislike these women as an affront to their culture, I have to wonder who do these Thais marry.

Isaan men marry them. You've made this mistake before where you lump all Thai women together. You need to differentiate. They are Isaan Lao girls, not Thai. Thais do not even consider them Thai and Northern Thais think Isaan is practically another country. Thai men rarely marry them unless they are light-skinned and beautiful.

Although, OTH, you like only white skinned "stunners" , remember they are of Chinese heritage. But the real stunner is that almost all have black pussies.

I prefer light-skinned girls, but also like tan-skinned Thai girls and white-skinned Thai-Chinese. I like sourthern Thai girls and they tend to be darker, but usually very beautiful. I also have said before that I like Isaan girls from certain provinces like Mukdahan, Nakhon Phanom, Kalasin and even Roi-et because they tend to have the best facial features, are lighter and have nice bodies because many tend to be a mix: Lao, Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese which make for some quite striking women. The dark ones come from places like Surin, Buriram, Ubon Ratchathani and Udon Thani and particularly in the case of Surin above all others are the ugliest women in my opinion: big foreheads, flat broad noses, high pointy cheek-bones. They have monkey faces. But, if that's your sort of thing though, more power to you.

Dark skin isn't the main issue with me, though. If a girl is beautiful, I would certainly look past dark skin. I have a really lovely student from Nakhon Sawan who is quite dark, as people from Nakhon Sawan tend to be, but who is also quite striking looking.

The few times you've commented on my posts, it seems to have centred on my remarks about skin colour. Why? Is it because you're Indian? No flame intended, I just would like to know. Am I hitting a raw nerve or something? If so, my apologies. I will say that I really like Indian women especially mixed Indian-Thai. I've had several as students and they are usually quite beautiful.

LukeSkyWanker
04-17-06, 08:59
Have to agree strongly with Sid I have been going to Pattaya for the last 6 years (a relative newbie) but I also have seen a decline in the behaviour of Farangs, why someone would rather fight than fuck is beyond me. I was on soi 8 about 3 weeks ago and a pissed geordie was after fighting everyone who walked down towards beach road, as I was in Pattaya incognito and know the consequences of being involved in a fight regarding the Thai police I gave him a wide berth but it is sad thinking he could have spoiled someones night big style.

Maybe a beach road issue stun gun in the arse would have been appropriate.




May the force be with you.

Old Thai Hand
04-17-06, 09:24
OTH,

I'm starting to wonder. Isn't your white skin fetish better served in Northern Europe or Canada?

Regards,
Freeler

No. I hate western women, especially European women. Among other things, they aren't clean and they have major attitude problems. I lived in Canada for 43 years of my life. Why would I ever want to go back to those frigid girls?

I like Asian women above all others. I just prefer lighter to darker. But, it isn't quite as exclusive as seems apparent, as indicated by my post to Duni, below. But, is it a crime to prefer light-skinned Thais to dark-skinned Isaan girls? There are guys on the Chinese Board who have argued over quite subtle differences in look and colour among Chinese girls. This is indicative of what happens over a period of time, when you have been here long enough to start to differentiate and separate at a very subtle level.

When I was first here, just like other newbies, I had dark-skinned girlfriends from places like Udon Thani and Buriram and didn't know the difference. I wouldn't go near those girls, now. The longer I have been here, the more decerning I have become. I think this happens to most expats, except the guys who get sucked in right away and thus never get past the "first-round picks". Of all the Farang friends and acqaintances I have, only one has an Isaan GF. The rest all have GFs or wives that are Thai or Thai-Chinese. This is pretty standard. I think guys who are frequent visitors here nevertheless still are involved primarily with Isaan girls and this is really all they know. There are enough posts here from various people, salivating over the mythical Bangkok student available at such and such a place, to lead me to believe that if given a choice, most mongers would opt for this type of girl over an Isaan girl, any day of the week. It's just that these girls are not generally available and guys therefore concentrate on what is available to them and then defend their choices strongly. I think this is only natural.

BTW, my current GF is Thai, not Thai-Chinese and comes from Kamphaengphet. Northern girls, in my opinion combine all the best features, light skin, beautiful Thai faces, nice bodies and very pleasant dispositions.

***I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS, NOW OR TAKE IT OVER TO THE THAI WOMEN SECTION, WHERE IT BELONGS AND ALLOW PEOPLE TO GET BACK TO TOPICS ABOUT PATTAYA.

Old Thai Hand
04-17-06, 09:39
[QUOTE=LukeSkyWanker]Have to agree strongly with Sid I have been going to Pattaya for the last 6 years (a relative newbie) but I also have seen a decline in the behaviour of Farangs, why someone would rather fight than fuck is beyond me. I was on soi 8 about 3 weeks ago and a pissed geordie was after fighting everyone who walked down towards beach road, as I was in Pattaya incognito and know the consequences of being involved in a fight regarding the Thai police I gave him a wide berth but it is sad thinking he could have spoiled someones night big style.

Maybe a beach road issue stun gun in the arse would have been appropriate.


Speaking of Geordies...3 drunken louts blasted me with water guns INSIDE the Starbucks at the turn off Beach Road the Pattaya 2 just before the walking street. In the process they also sprayed other customers who were just trying to avoid the mayhem and drink their coffees. The staff, in typical Thai fashion did nothing, but were not amused and made fairly disparaging remarks about Farangs. I didn't let on that I understood and was quite embarassed because it reflects on all of us.

Gladiator
04-17-06, 13:48
***I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS, NOW OR TAKE IT OVER TO THE THAI WOMEN SECTION, WHERE IT BELONGS AND ALLOW PEOPLE TO GET BACK TO TOPICS ABOUT PATTAYA.

Yes please, go on with your non-informative ramblings somewhere else and come back if you ever have some actual information to provide about Pattaya.

Old Thai Hand
04-17-06, 16:08
Yes please, go on with your non-informative ramblings somewhere else and come back if you ever have some actual information to provide about Pattaya.Others prolonged the discussion. But, yes, I haven't contributed anyting to information about low-rent wankers wanting to shag in that shit-heap, Pattaya. So, you're absolutely right in that regard.

But there are some here who actually are a little deeper in their interests in Thailand and Thai women beyond just where to get the best HJ or BJ one can get on soi 6 for the cheapest price.

Gladiator
04-17-06, 18:35
Others prolonged the discussion. But, yes, I haven't contributed anyting to information about low-rent wankers wanting to shag in that shit-heap, Pattaya. So, you're absolutely right in that regard.

But there are some here who actually are a little deeper in their interests in Thailand and Thai women beyond just where to get the best HJ or BJ one can get on soi 6 for the cheapest price.

I always wonder why so many of these low life sexpats are so bitter. If they are unhappy with their existence they should just leave the country and go somewhere else where they can get a normal job, with a first-world salary that will allow them to holiday in Thailand (or wherever else they feel like) and spend as much money as those tourists that they envy so much.

Terry Terrier
04-17-06, 22:07
I prefer light-skinned girls, but also like tan-skinned Thai girls and white-skinned Thai-Chinese. I like sourthern Thai girls and they tend to be darker, but usually very beautiful. I also have said before that I like Isaan girls from certain provinces like Mukdahan, Nakhon Phanom, Kalasin and even Roi-et because they tend to have the best facial features, are lighter and have nice bodies because many tend to be a mix: Lao, Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese which make for some quite striking women. The dark ones come from places like Surin, Buriram, Ubon Ratchathani and Udon Thani and particularly in the case of Surin above all others are the ugliest women in my opinion: big foreheads, flat broad noses, high pointy cheek-bones. They have monkey faces. But, if that's your sort of thing though, more power to you.



Well, more power to you for having a predominant taste in Thai women who look Chinese, OTH. The majority opinion in Farangland (by both men and women) is that most Chinese and Chinese-looking women are among the ugliest in the world. Their thin-lipped, pinched mouths - just like the girl 'Da', of whom you posted pictures recently (A1 body, btw) - are considered singularly unattractive. The nickname for this type of face is 'pan face'. Know what that means? It means that their faces look like a reflection in the back of a frying pan. Just as vulgar and funny in a base-humour, caricature-sort-of-way as 'monkey face', isn't it? On the other hand, Isaan women are widely considered to be exotic-looking and often beautiful with their full lips, retrousse noses, big eyes and silky tanned skin.

In the fifteenth century, Botticelli women were considered to be the height of beauty in the western world. The most beautiful ones being the ones with the biggest arses and pot-bellies!

Bottom line: Taste in women (and everything else) is seasonal, regional and totally subjective. Lets not even bother moving this debate to the Thai Women thread. It has to rank as one of the daftest ones we've had in the Thai threads (the ones involving Domino/Skinless and his sycophants excepted, of course).

___________________________________________________________

On-topic, I don't normally ask for recommends in the forum, prefer to read it. I'll be in Jomtien middle of May. Not a lot of info on the forum about this place, but got a few ideas from RTF. Anyone got any bar/agogo suggestions? I know I'm very near Pattaya, but I want to try some different places. A pm is fine.

Admin
04-17-06, 23:59
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson

Old Thai Hand
04-18-06, 00:51
I always wonder why so many of these low life sexpats are so bitter. If they are unhappy with their existence they should just leave the country and go somewhere else where they can get a normal job, with a first-world salary that will allow them to holiday in Thailand (or wherever else they feel like) and spend as much money as those tourists that they envy so much.

Are you referring to me? if so, you obviously haven't read my posts before. I have a first-class job, make a first-world salary (actually more than I would make in the U.S.) and am anything but bitter. The idea of envying tourists is just plain stupid. I'm sure however that most of them are perfectly happy in their ignorance of where they actually are and how to behave properly, which was the original point of my original post.

Old Thai Hand
04-18-06, 01:28
[QUOTE=Terry Terrier]

Bottom line: Taste in women (and everything else) is seasonal, regional and totally subjective. Lets not even bother moving this debate to the Thai Women thread. It has to rank as one of the daftest ones we've had in the Thai threads


Agreed. I'll avoid discussing it again, even in the Thai Women section. I realize that I'm in the minority view on this board, although certainly not among Farang expats in Thailand. I could care less what Farang think in "Farangland". Their opinions are irrelevant in Thailand. Given that 25% of the world's population (and growing) have those ugly faces to which you refer, you better get used to it.

ThaiLearner
04-18-06, 03:50
Hi there,

I have been to Pattaya once before but didn't really explore the area, I stayed in the Nautical Inn on beach road for 700 bht a night it was clean hot water, a/c and mini bar .

There was also a bar on beach road in the grounds of the Nautical inn which i went to a few times and had a good time.

I am planning a trip to arrive on the 24/9/06 and would anyone have any recommendations on good cheap accommodation , things to do in the daytime and also places to go at night to have fun.

SidTheSexist
04-18-06, 06:01
But there are some here who actually are a little deeper in their interests in Thailand and Thai women beyond just where to get the best HJ or BJ one can get on soi 6 for the cheapest price.

I 99% agree with your posts all of the time but if you have a problem with discussing pattaya soi 6, in the pattaya thread of a Sex forum, then I reckon you need to start considering a change of scenery. Not a flame, just as I was possibly the last person to quote this soi as an informative piece of sex information, I hope your comment wasnt in response to it. cheers
sid

Old Thai Hand
04-18-06, 07:08
[QUOTE=SidTheSexist] I hope your comment wasnt in response to it.

No it wasn't. Just using soi 6 as an illustration. Soi 6 is great for what it is. I was just trying, lamely, I guess to make a point.

Gladiator
04-18-06, 07:28
Anyway, let’s follow Jackson’s advice, please, and go back to the main subject.

Hopefully, the self-proclaimed OTH will come back one day with some actual information, such as where to find the cheapest HJ’s, as he suggested, that would be at least on-topic – and cheap HJ’s should be within the budget of someone, like him, on a Thai payroll.

SidTheSexist
04-18-06, 08:50
only other place i thought was worth commenting on was club boesche.


just to ammend my previous post about there not being any other bar i felt worth a mention. i paid a return visit to [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) at about 7pm on either tuesday or wenesday night last week (cant remember). the place is great and although ive reported on it before, i feel its definatley worth repeating.

got to the entrance and kind of half chose and was half given a really cute early 20's girl, i think by then name of am. made it clear we were to go straight upstairs to which she had no problem. anyway, long story short, she gave it her all for at least 15-20 mins with dt and only came off to spit (as most of them do every minute) once!! 110% satisfaction with cim and tipped her an unecessary 100bht to which she was well pleased. back downstairs to finish my beer and she sat with me the whole time, being very nice without pestering. bought her a drink and chatted with the guys in charge for 20 mins. they assure me the crocodile in the tank actually gives the best bbbj and its also for free. just wondering if anyone has a fr for this particular [CodeWord900] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900) girl:)

sid

Lick A Puss
04-19-06, 05:27
Just wondering if anyone knows when Cobra Gold is taking place this year? Am going to be in Thailand in May and had planned to visit Pattaya if I had time. However, I wouldn't really want to be there when the US military is in town. Just not my idea of a good time in my opinion. So if any of you boys could give me a heads up that would be much appreciated, at least I could plan my trip around that time.

Thanks

1Ball
04-19-06, 17:50
Be fair, Freeler, it was 5 weeks ago.............
How do I know this Lick a Pus ?

I USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION !!!

Freeler
04-19-06, 18:19
Well 1Ball,

That isn't exactly true...

"04-12-06, 09:13
Reports: 224 Pattaya Reports
Views: 38,764 Posted By Freeler
Cobra Gold

Rebad,

I've been in Pattaya during several CG's and never had a problem of any kind.
No fights, plenty women and plenty rooms to choose from.
Every year someone asks about it and always someone says it a bad time to go to Pattaya.
But NO-ONE ever complains during or after CG!

I'd say that settles it.

But if you decide to stay away and go to BKK instead, be sure to book a room at Giotto's place, duh! "

I'd say that settles it.

Kindest regards,
Freeler

1Ball
04-19-06, 19:12
You're right Freeler, it was 1 week ago, not 5.
I was thinking we are in the month of May. I must have been thinking at the time, of my upcoming trip to LOS, which takes place in May.... :D

JuiceSpike
04-19-06, 22:24
Freeler,

Easy does it on the lazy newbie... But you went as far as doing the research for him....:D

juices

Black Hair
04-20-06, 14:56
I went over Songkran to Pattaya. During my 5 days I visited many Go Go Bars, mainly those located at Soi Diamond/Walking Street. IMO the best Go Go Bars are Club Boesche (Soi 16), Heaven above (upstairs at Soi Diamond) and Angel witch (Soi15), all are equipped with nice furnishing. Many stunners and some extremely good looking girls available at those Go Go Bars and I never was disappointed with the selected girls that I Bar fined for LT in one a/m Go Go Bars.

If I didn’t found the LON at one of the a/m Go Go Bars, I just went to Tony’s or Lucifer Disco, many stunners (freelancers and other working girls) can be found there, at around 11:30pm both places starts to get crowded.

For any early afternoon action I recommend the Hotel Welkom Inn Bar located at Soi 3, as well known as the Belgium embassy. Around 12-15 girls for ST action present during the afternoon, all kind of girls and ladies you can find there, old or young, small or big breasted, fat or slim ones, it is just up to you what you prefer.

Piper1
04-20-06, 17:08
I've RTFF (and sneakily PMd an expert) about Pattaya. Thanks 1Ball.

Late May: Rainy season and 3000 sex-starved Marines. Hmmm. Either I'll make some spare cash, or I'll stay in Bangkok.

I wish I could do those fancy fonts.
Ok guys,

Just a couple of things. I did use the search fuction, and did RTFF and came accross those same posts. Yet, nowhere did I come across DATES for CG 06. I asked a simple question and quite honestly, didn't expect to be flamed for asking it. And, all things considered, would rather not spend my holidays surrounded by any American military if at all possible.

I mean come'on. Would you plan your holiday around 3000 guys being on shore and partying like madmen if you didn't have to?

Giotto
04-20-06, 17:29
Rebad,

17th - 24th May 2006. Nathon Nayok.


Giotto

Lick a Pus,

then you have to learn how to use the search function. I posted the dates on 12.04.2006. Title: Cobra Gold.


Giotto

Peaceful
04-20-06, 17:56
Hello mates,

It's going to be my first trip to Thailand and I'm going to stay mostly in Pattaya. Also, I've never mongered outside my country so. I'm a total newbie. Altought I've read the last pages I can't find many reports nor tips. I also read other threads such as the pictures, bangkok and pattaya hotels threads and still think that the information is not very available..

If you could answer some questions it would be great:

- Where can I read more about the Pattaya/Thailand/Bangkok P4P scene?
- Which words should I know in Thai and how do I say them? Is there any website where I can learn the basic of the basic of Thai language?
- Do the girls speak english? Do they have condoms? Do they have a place (private house, room, hotel room) and is it safe?
- Is it P4P totally legal in Thailand?
- Where can I find escorts... do they have ads on the web? Can you give me some sites?
- What is the average price for SWs and for escorts?

The best would be to find someone who knowns the scene and wans to share knowledge with new generations. Since I'm not a Senior Member yet I can't send private messages but if you feel confortable you can send your MSN or ICQ or whatever contact you have by PM and I'll add you.

Many many thanks in advance and happy mongering,

P.

Dinghy
04-20-06, 19:45
MAY 8 - MAY 18

https://www2.apan-info.net/apan/Default.aspx?alias=www2.apan-info.net/apan/cg07

I'm TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE DATES - read the post if you wish ^^^

Dinghy
04-20-06, 19:47
Peaceful ?!? - you want to start a WAR? RTFF (IT'S ALL THERE)

Giotto
04-20-06, 20:13
MAY 8 - MAY 18

https://www2.apan-info.net/apan/Default.aspx?alias=www2.apan-info.net/apan/cg07

I'm TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE DATES - read the post if you wish ^^^

Dinghy,

that is CG 2007. It get's a bit confusing now. Shouldn't we stop, all information is available already.


Giotto

Horatio
04-20-06, 20:20
Hello mates,

It's going to be my first trip to Thailand and I'm going to stay mostly in Pattaya. Also, I've never mongered outside my country so. I'm a total newbie. Altought I've read the last pages I can't find many reports nor tips. I also read other threads such as the pictures, bangkok and pattaya hotels threads and still think that the information is not very available..

If you could answer some questions it would be great:

- Where can I read more about the Pattaya/Thailand/Bangkok P4P scene?
- Which words should I know in Thai and how do I say them? Is there any website where I can learn the basic of the basic of Thai language?
- Do the girls speak english? Do they have condoms? Do they have a place (private house, room, hotel room) and is it safe?
- Is it P4P totally legal in Thailand?
- Where can I find escorts... do they have ads on the web? Can you give me some sites?
- What is the average price for SWs and for escorts?

The best would be to find someone who knowns the scene and wans to share knowledge with new generations. Since I'm not a Senior Member yet I can't send private messages but if you feel confortable you can send your MSN or ICQ or whatever contact you have by PM and I'll add you.

Many many thanks in advance and happy mongering,

P.


Lots of places on the internet have information. You just need to spend the time finding it.

You dont need to know any words in Thai. I would learn how to say "Thank You, and Please" if I were you though. It is always nice to be polite. Many of the bar girls, maybe even most, speak enough English.

Take your own condoms. What would be the point of having someone else provide them? You will take the girl back to your hotel and not her apartment. Pattaya felt completely safe to me. Just dont get too drunk and always act respectful, but thats good advice for anywhere.


You will find girls in the bars and go go joints. You wont have any problem finding a girl. Walk down a street with bars in the evening and you will be beckoned many, many times.

Prices when I was there last year were 300 - 500 baht for a bar fine and 500 - 1000 baht for the girl. I am rather on the frugal side though. I think many others spend more.

I was nervous when I went as that was the first time I had ever been out of the country except Mexican border towns. There was no need to be apprehenisve at all though. It is very easy to travel to Pattaya. It is a low key, friendly place. The hotel staff was friendly and helpful. The bar girls were sweet and friendly.

I have posted about a couple of inexpensive hotels in the Pattaya hotel thread. There is much information you can find looking through this forum.

Good luck and have fun.
Regards Horatio

1Ball
04-20-06, 21:09
I wish I could do those fancy fonts.
Me too. How about one of you computer experts show us how to do the fancy fonts. if I type my report in Word, with different colors, letters, etc, it comes out normal once I copy / paste. :mad:

Lick A Puss
04-20-06, 22:59
MAY 8 - MAY 18

https://www2.apan-info.net/apan/Default.aspx?alias=www2.apan-info.net/apan/cg07

I'm TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE DATES - read the post if you wish ^^^Thanks, but I was wondering about CG 2006 , not 2007

kthxbye

Rebad
04-21-06, 04:11
I received a few responses about Cobra Gold.

I still dont know if I should plan to be elseware during this period.

Of concern also is that I have not been able to find the dates on any websites.

I guess I should trust the board and a member has said the dates are May 17th through May 24th.

I want to understand the impact of Cobra Gold in Pattaya.

I hear 3000 marines, I hear 5000 marines.

Sometimes they stay in town, sometimes they have to be on ship early in the evening.

Sounds like many variables and no one really knows what to expect.

Some help would be appreciated.

Lick A Puss
04-21-06, 04:49
As far as I've been able to tell, May 17th - 24th is for some workshop related event going on at Nakhon Nayok. Which, if you look at a map is nowhere near Pattaya. I've seen nowhere, any dates for CG 06.

So, I'd have to assume that CG 06 is starting before and ending after those dates. I've still yet to see someone post hard dates. Just people eager to flame me at the first opportunity.

http://www2.apan-info.net/mnfsop/workshops/cg06cpx/registration.asp

Giotto
04-21-06, 06:03
Rebad,

basically Cobra Gold is a military exercise...there are rumors that this year they practice how to take smaller cities with tanks and in close combat.

You must expect tanks everywhere on the roads of Pattaya, marines arresting all punters and bar girls in the gogos and beer bars, forcing them to POW camps - and even in the most active moments in your bedroom it can happen that suddenly some soldiers break through the door and enforces your identification, because you are supposed to be member of the local "underground" guerilla fighters...

And if you then accidentially show your small gun you might be shot in self defence :) ...

Be careful!


Giotto

Retired Army
04-21-06, 11:22
Don't expect a lot from Cobra Gold. With most of the marines committed to Iraq there just aren't that many available for a vacation in Thailand.

The marines are usually in the "field" and away from the bars. It's the Navy guys who will have liberty in Pattaya.

JuiceSpike
04-21-06, 14:21
Yeah, I can see the invasion (I mean occupation) of Pattaya but I don't think having the tanks would be a good idea. Knowing the way the streets are paved in Thailand the tanks would make too many holes...

The POWs would consists of sex tourists badly dressed and out of shape bodies. Those POWs could be sent to Giottos place where he has plenty of free space available for processing. From there a one way ticket home.

Pattaya girls would of course be left alone.

But first, Rumsfeld should be removed from making any decisions for this operation.

juices

Giotto
04-21-06, 14:39
JuiceSpike,

do I understand correctly, you would finally end up staying alone in Pattaya - with all the girls :)? (And you leave all the men to me?)


Giotto

Rebad
04-21-06, 16:04
As far as I've been able to tell, May 17th - 24th is for some workshop related event going on at Nakhon Nayok. Which, if you look at a map is nowhere near Pattaya. I've seen nowhere, any dates for CG 06.

So, I'd have to assume that CG 06 is starting before and ending after those dates. I've still yet to see someone post hard dates. Just people eager to flame me at the first opportunity.

http://www2.apan-info.net/mnfsop/workshops/cg06cpx/registration.asp


Someone has to take one for the team and register for access to the CG website. best I can tell you would have to claim to be active or a planner.

Dont count on me though, I like to fly bellow the radar. I will buy a beer and pay 1 bar fine for the brave soul that registers and posts hard dates and locations.

The thing that has me concerned is that this is the 25th anniversary and I would hate to see this turn into a huge show of force.

I am thinking I will keep my plans at this point.

I may re-evaluate the situation later in May.

But for now with no hard information on dates and the expected number of marines, seaman, special forces etc. I plan on being in Pattaya May 17th - through the 24th.

Dinghy
04-21-06, 16:45
Blast it folks -the DATES on the site are for _2006_ - the PLANNING is for _2007_

I ASSUME folks out there know the difference between SIX and SEVEN (read the DATE!!!) It's right on the SITE (you have to have "approved access" to get "more" info) but not to where I posted the URL


(AH - CRAP = I KNOW IT SAID 2006 when I posted it but NOW it says 2007)

mea culpa I guess

Try this one -says 5/6 start (and usually runs for 10 days)

https://www2.apan-info.net/apan/j7/Exercises/CobraGold/tabid/163/Default.aspx

Rebad
04-21-06, 17:46
Blast it folks -the DATES on the site are for _2006_ - the PLANNING is for _2007_

I ASSUME folks out there know the difference between SIX and SEVEN (read the DATE!!!) It's right on the SITE (you have to have "approved access" to get "more" info) but not to where I posted the URL


(AH - CRAP = I KNOW IT SAID 2006 when I posted it but NOW it says 2007)

mea culpa I guess

Try this one -says 5/6 start (and usually runs for 10 days)

https://www2.apan-info.net/apan/j7/Exercises/CobraGold/tabid/163/Default.aspx




Pasted from the site:
General Information


Exercise Name: Cobra Gold 2006 (CG06)
Exercise Dates: MAY 06
Exercise Location: ***


The dates are May of 06 not that it starts on May 6th.......

Bjsanook
04-21-06, 22:08
The ships haven't even left to pick up Marines in Okinawa. The small amount of troops you see are pre-deployment types.

BJ in Sasebo

Actually just found out, the Lincoln is there. 5000 on regular liberty.

So Pattaya will be hit twice in one month by the masses, good for business, bad for expats.

Zladdi
04-22-06, 07:12
Actually just found out, the Lincoln is there. 5000 on regular liberty.
So Pattaya will be hit twice in one month by the masses, good for business, bad for expats.I'll be in Patty May21, how do tey affect the business, are just the prices rising or will they also occupy the bars. The last thing I need when in LOS is any personal on duty. I have had I once with the british navy in portugal when they came back from falkland, it was a nightmare.

Love Seeker
04-23-06, 00:13
The United States Navy has invaded Pattaya, Thailand. News from 4-21-06 Pattaya City News. http://www.pattayacitynews.net/news_21_04_49.htm

Rebad
04-23-06, 01:57
Please someone buy a soldier a beer and ask how long the exercises will last.

We need a report as best I can tell there are a bunch of us who want to come down but don't want all the extra attention of 5,000 plus horny guys around.

If I were there I would take care of this and get some accurate info.