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Just got back from my 4th trip to the streets of Tijuana, but always before as a 'day-tripper', crossing back over in the late afternoon, and always playing exclusively in the Zona. This go-round I had the time and the payola to splurge a little and stay over for 3 days and nights, and I wanted try a few different things.
But before I get into all the juicy details, it seems more than appropriate that I take time to thank all of you experienced guys on this forum for your generosity with your time and information. You know who you are, and it makes this forum one of the very best in the ISG. But a special thanks must go to 'Phordphan' and 'Guitarrefreak' for patiently answering a few tactical questions for me beforehand by way of this forum. You guys were spot on with your recommendations.
I decided to spend two nights in the Hotel Ticuan which ran me about $67 a night. Frankly their website sucks and I was unable to make reservations beforehand with my smartphone, but for $4 they took one over the phone. No big deal. Interestingly they didn't require a credit card to hold it. I like that! Daytime walk from the hotel to the Zona was a very short 8 blocks and no need for a taxi, as you guys indicated. Would probably be OK at night as well, but only if you're not falling down drunk.
OK, so the first evening and for the very first time 'fishing' in this sort of P4P pond, I ordered up a date from MexicoLindoBar after reviewing the selections on the Internet. My taste runs to the slightly more mature chicas, but still in VERY good shape. I've just found over many years of mongering they are my best shot at a GFE, are more complacent, just more fun. Hey, it's me, what can I say. This agency stocks a nice selection in my category, and I went with 'Dulce'. Oh my God, it felt like I'd met up with a long lost lover and immediately rekindled our old passions. What a performance, this fine looking lady absolutely rocked my world! Didn't have her for all night, though that's a good value. As an after thought, I just didn't think I'd survive through an entire evening with this beautiful little hottie. UNBELIEVEABLE. Do not miss this one guys! And as the saying goes, she's even better looking in real life than in her photos on the website.
I had such a good time that I popped top dollar for another sexy MILF that caught my eye at MLB. The next afternoon- Natale. She definitely got the job done, but just didn't seem to really have her heart in it, and considering the top dollar I was paying, and especially compared to Dulce's performances he might before, I just expected more. Definitely NOT a repeat. But hey, it happens.
One last word on MLB, they will take very good care of you, trust me. It was by no means the cheapest way for me to try my hand at the Escort world, but man do I feel like I started at the very top.
My tastes also run to the more economical chicas as well and as I was still not completely satisfied after the lackluster performance earlier that afternoon. So I decided to try and hook up with no less than 4 different escorts out of 'ST. Com'. Later that same night. My conversational Spanish is fine, but my phone service SUCKED (go to Hell AT&T) and it was damned difficult making contact let alone getting past the pricing structure for these gals. As someone else said recently on this forum, this particular escort website appears to be a bit of an acquired taste it would seem, and takes more effort than I was willing to put into it. So I went down to La Zona and pulled out an acceptable MILF From The Playboy Club. 'Alma' was her name, TLN (7 hours) for $80 and I bought her breakfast. She was up for ANYTHING, very compliant and a lot of fun. Pretty close to a GFE, and much cheaper than ST. Com, and again, TLN, something new for me as well. I'd recommend her, medium height, slender, short blonde hair and absolutely amazingly firm A-B breasts. The titties of a 20 year old.
After that I switched my 'hunting camp' over to the legendary Cascadas. I think it's appropriate to tell the rest of my story over in the Hong Kong thread.
- RippaAs I say to my fellow friends when playing. You determine the fun, explore and you will find hidden treasures. I've hadn't been bold enough to try outside the AB, HK and the streets. Going to have to explore a little with the other clubs as well. Thanks for the reports.
Is this board dead? Oh well, I called Mondo to set up a appointment and had him send over Usaia. Cute girl. Athletic and toned, my type. She provides great service and a great personality. One problem, she is a one pop girl and I was still hungry. If you want a girl to stick around and have a great conversation the she is cool. But I was still horny after the first session.
Did you know she was a one pop girl before Mundo sent her over? If not I would take it up with him. I notice in her ad it doesn't say MSOG (multiple shots on goal).
Is this board dead? Oh well, I called Mondo to set up a appointment and had him send over Usaia. Cute girl. Athletic and toned, my type. She provides great service and a great personality. One problem, she is a one pop girl and I was still hungry. If you want a girl to stick around and have a great conversation the she is cool. But I was still horny after the first session.
Did you know she was a one pop girl before Mundo sent her over? If not I would take it up with him. I notice in her ad it doesn't say MSOG (multiple shots on goal).I did take it up with Mundo and we have worked out an agreement. She is still new so I will be reimbursed in other ways. Mundo was quick to fix this.
So I thought I give it another try with CuminTJ. This time I chose Ruth since I like spinners. Had a good time but she look less glamorous as her pics. She came to my room dress very casual with no make up on and hair just put up in a hair band. Her hair is a lot shorter now and she has blonde hair. Service was good but I've had better with girls from the Bars. Maybe she is still new but she is very tight.
HorseTrader
06-27-13, 00:29
So I thought I give it another try with CuminTJ. This time I chose Ruth since I like spinners. Had a good time but she look less glamorous as her pics. She came to my room dress very casual with no make up on and hair just put up in a hair band. Her hair is a lot shorter now and she has blonde hair. Service was good but I've had better with girls from the Bars. Maybe she is still new but she is very tight.Some CuminTJ girls have arrived at my door looking exactly like the pictures, freshly showered, and dressed to kill. Others have arrived looking nothing like the pictures and like they needed a shower. Some have acted like they really love me and wanted me inside of them. Others have acted like a robot that needed to finish the job in record time. One other girl didn't show up at all. You get all types.
The next time I use their services I will talk directly to Mundo about the individual girls' personalities before I make my selection.
Some CuminTJ girls have arrived at my door looking exactly like the pictures, freshly showered, and dressed to kill. Others have arrived looking nothing like the pictures and like they needed a shower. Some have acted like they really love me and wanted me inside of them. Others have acted like a robot that needed to finish the job in record time. One other girl didn't show up at all. You get all types.
The next time I use their services I will talk directly to Mundo about the individual girls' personalities before I make my selection.I normally check another site before I make a decision. There were some decent review plus Mundo vouched for her last time as a better service than Jullett so I went with it. I think it was vice versa. Than there are factors as well as her english is just as good as my spanish which is little to none. I'm thinking it maybe communication was a major factor so YMMV.
Folks, Which escort service is best in terms of safety and good looking women? What is better, go to hotel and call them or let escort service pick you at the border? This site and members rocks, with out this site I would have lost many super moments in my life. Thanks
My opinion for best looking, trusted and safety are these two;
http://cumintj.com
http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com
As for hotel whatever works best for you, you can meet and ride together or get room in advance.
Folks, Which escort service is best in terms of safety and good looking women? What is better, go to hotel and call them or let escort service pick you at the border? This site and members rocks, with out this site I would have lost many super moments in my life. Thanks
My opinion for best looking, trusted and safety are these two;
http://cumintj.com
http://www.site.mexicolindobar.com
As for hotel whatever works best for you, you can meet and ride together or get room in advance.Here is another one that I've used in the past with no problems. I recommend sticking to these 3. I prefer getting my own hotel room as I may want more later.
Here is another one that I've used in the past with no problems. I recommend sticking to these 3. I prefer getting my own hotel room as I may want more later.Thanks Sbeach25 and FlapJack. I used Cumintj for some time, but Mundo sent an interesting email after couple of days of my date saying that I have to pay $200 to him, and I cannot book the girl with out paying it. I was pissed off and after many emails he sent a sorry email saying that he got confused, but actually that was another guy. Later I sent an email again for another girl, and same story started again complaining that his notes says I have to pay him $200. I was really pissed off and thought to keep away from it.
Did any others experience it? I always respected those girls and paid in full all the times. Don't know how come, but I was really scared to book another girl from this agency. I am really looking for alternates and thank you for replies.
Thanks.
SanTij
New to the Tijuana forum. Mostly hang around the SEA areas.
Are people really paying $150-200 an hour for escorts in Tijuana? That's almost the Vegas rate.
Slim
Ath Trainer
07-12-13, 12:06
New to the Tijuana forum. Mostly hang around the SEA areas.
Are people really paying $150-200 an hour for escorts in Tijuana? That's almost the Vegas rate.
Slim120 / hr would be equal to 60 fo 30 min with a ab girl, standard rate.
Tell me where you find a girl in vegas for 200. Does she have teeth?
Many of or most of these girls are doing $120 for the first hour and $50 for each additional hour. Also you can get all night 8 hours for $300. 00 from most of the escort girls.
If your not into the escort scene then there is always the bar and street girls that are much less. Really depends on which environment you feel like being in.
Still much better then SD, LA or Vegas and the Mexican girls in Tijuana are much friendlier and safer to be around.
New to the Tijuana forum. Mostly hang around the SEA areas.
Are people really paying $150-200 an hour for escorts in Tijuana? That's almost the Vegas rate.
Slim
Have not hear of anyone being asked to pay $200 per hour from Cum in Tijuana. Your the first that I know of. You Can get a nice bar / street girl for 100 an hour or less and I have done that many times where it has turned out very nice.
Thanks Sbeach25 and FlapJack. I used Cumintj for some time, but Mundo sent an interesting email after couple of days of my date saying that I have to pay $200 to him, and I cannot book the girl with out paying it. I was pissed off and after many emails he sent a sorry email saying that he got confused, but actually that was another guy. Later I sent an email again for another girl, and same story started again complaining that his notes says I have to pay him $200. I was really pissed off and thought to keep away from it.
Did any others experience it? I always respected those girls and paid in full all the times. Don't know how come, but I was really scared to book another girl from this agency. I am really looking for alternates and thank you for replies.
Thanks.
SanTij
New to the Tijuana forum. Mostly hang around the SEA areas.
Are people really paying $150-200 an hour for escorts in Tijuana? That's almost the Vegas rate.
SlimIf you go with independent escorts you'll pay substantially less. The agency nabs around half of the fee, so the girl is actually getting about $60 for the first hour. Decent looking (IMHO) independents are available for 600. 800 pesos for the first hour. YMMV may vary on subsequent hours.
150 in Vegas! You are nuts. When I vacation there, I am reminded why I like Tijuana. Indy girls with websites are 300 to 500 minimum for a hour. Those are reviewed attractive no scam escorts. If you are a noob, and call the cards they pass out, you will be scammed. They will say its 100 or 200 just to show up and then try to get hundreds more from you. 100 for a Tijuana escort is very reasonable and no worries of scams or vice busting you. The last thing you want is your face plastered on the net when you google your name. The Tijuana girls really appreciate the money because it goes a long way there. The vegas escorts are hard core druggies and are controlled by pimps. I have had nothing but positive experiences with Mexican escorts.
Bottom line: stay away from USA escorts. Too expensive and too risky. If you live on the east coast and can't make it to Tijuana, then go to Colombia or Costa rica. The money you pay a american escort can buy you a ticket and hotel in some latin country.
UkKimB2004
07-13-13, 03:58
Hey fellow mongers,
I'm heading down to Tijuana this weekend from Vegas and saw this website for independent escorts:
http://www.sexytijuana.com/index.php
Any info on this site? Also, any particular escorts you recommend would be great (I have intel to report from sin city in exchange).
BTW, in my city, only the tourist are dumb enough to pay $300 and up for escorts. I'll trade info for a good time in Tijuana this weekend!
ItsMeBeyatch
07-13-13, 18:47
What is the difference from the escorts to the bar girls other than the time you spend with them. I have never had a escort girl. I'm interested in it but what extras if any do I get?
Many of or most of these girls are doing $120 for the first hour and $50 for each additional hour. Also you can get all night 8 hours for $300. 00 from most of the escort girls.
If your not into the escort scene then there is always the bar and street girls that are much less. Really depends on which environment you feel like being in.
Still much better then SD, LA or Vegas and the Mexican girls in Tijuana are much friendlier and safer to be around.
ItsMeBeyatch
07-13-13, 18:55
Where do you find these independent ones?
If you go with independent escorts you'll pay substantially less. The agency nabs around half of the fee, so the girl is actually getting about $60 for the first hour. Decent looking (IMHO) independents are available for 600. 800 pesos for the first hour. YMMV may vary on subsequent hours.
What is the difference from the escorts to the bar girls other than the time you spend with them. I have never had a escort girl. I'm interested in it but what extras if any do I get?There is little difference. If you can do even a half-assed negotiation you can get a club girl upstairs for between $70 and $90 for an hour. Even with the cost of the room it's a bit cheaper than most agencies.
The biggest difference is the convenience factor. The escort services bring the girl to you (obviously) , which may be worth something to some people.
YMMV as to the extras. Generally speaking, extras cost more everywhere.
Appreciate all the info on escorts. Old guy, been out of the game for last 25 years so price reference is quite old.
In Vegas, I remember street girls for $20. 00 for an hour. I also remember buying my first new pick up for $5, 000 so all this new info is interesting. Shows you got to keep up.
Slim
Where do you find these independent ones?Craigslist and sexytijuana. Com.
The independents tend to be slightly older and, as a rule, run to more "local" tastes. Often a bit chubbier and larger in the ass department. This is not a hard and fast rule, just general observations, but many exceptions. Local guys tend to like slightly thicker women.
There are lots of agency chicas on CL, too. You can usually tell because they list a Nextel number along with the phone number. Also, all the agency girls claim to be 19 or 20 years old. These agencies are still less money than the on-line ones discussed on the board.
The agency CL girls tend to go for 120 for first hour and 50 or 60 for additional hours. The independents tend to start at 600 to 700 pesos for the first hour. Some want that for each hour, others have a sliding scale. YMMV.
All will come to your hotel, many will meet you at La Mansion or similar.
My relatively limited experience has been that many indies only do CBJ, if that's a deal breaker. Again, not universally true and YMMV.
Plastermaster
07-14-13, 05:40
Hey fellow mongers,
I'm heading down to Tijuana this weekend from Vegas and saw this website for independent escorts:
http://www.sexytijuana.com/index.php
Any info on this site? Also, any particular escorts you recommend would be great (I have intel to report from sin city in exchange).
BTW, in my city, only the tourist are dumb enough to pay $300 and up for escorts. I'll trade info for a good time in Tijuana this weekend!One place I recommend is live Latin angels their rates are 100 for an hour and 50 for an extra hour and have decent looking ladies.
I will be in Vegas in September for the big fight so any info on places or escorts I can go to would be helpful. I've heard ninas bonitas is pretty good.
HorseTrader
07-14-13, 17:06
What is the difference from the escorts to the bar girls other than the time you spend with them. I have never had a escort girl. I'm interested in it but what extras if any do I get?With the bar girls I've learned to have a drink with them and chat for a bit. That tells me enough so I almost always know what kind of performer she will be in the room. Sometimes the little and big heads disagree with the young hot bar girls, which almost always leads to disappointment in the room. Still, I have enough information in the bar to know who will be good and who will be bad.
With escorts you only have a few pictures and a little bit of meaningless text. Don't believe text like "Loves to kiss" or "Good English." My first couple of experiences with escorts were sizzling hot. These girls showed up dressed to kill and acted like my long lost girlfriend who never got over me. Sometimes they show up looking like they were doing house cleaning before they got the call to meet me and they act like they would rather be cleaning their toilets than sucking dick. Without another monger's reference for a specific girl, picking an escort is a crap shoot.
Michael Rollin
07-23-13, 02:30
I have used MLB escorts 3 times this summer. I got a room at Tiquan hotel each time. First two times overnight 8 hour special $300. Third time I wanted a little more next day, because we got drunk night before so action was short before we passed out. I selected their #1 another site site rated girl Perla. She was all her reviews say she is. Cute GFE, if you want play by play just look at their Web site and view her reviews. I liked her so much I did her all three times. I will choose someone else next time. 4 times would be like getting married. But I must say I enjoyed her service equally each time. I call her sex style " Attacking Tiger", dam good ego boost. She has been trained to please, like you train a puppy. Looks better in person than pics. I look forward to trying some more MLB girls. I am not much into play by play reports, but as I go thru my to do list on MLB I will at least give up the Chica name and let you know if I think she is worth doing a date with. So far Perla MLB good to go. One site I was on said her sex was from another world. I know her pussy is tight and she can work the muscle in that pussy on your dick. If you like BJ, she will suck the skin off your dick and CIM. Now some of you might understand why I took three shots at her.
Member #1174
07-26-13, 06:23
I haven't been back to Tijuana for a couple of years. Just wonder if Wizdom escort run by that black dude who married a mexican mamasita still in business?
Thanks!
I don't think so. I have not seen any ads and the web site seems to be gone. Have not seen them on CL or back page in a very long time.
I haven't been back to Tijuana for a couple of years. Just wonder if Wizdom escort run by that black dude who married a mexican mamasita still in business?
Thanks!
it was time for a bombing run to tijuana, so i started browsing cl. let's see what turns up.
i'd been looking at a promising ad. the age was about right (i don't really care for the alleged 19 year olds) and the price was right. so, i gathered my pidgin spanish and called the number. speedy gonzales, the fastest talker in all mexico, answered the phone. omg! i finally determined her availability, but when i tried to set up a meet the following day (tuesday) she told me she lived in otay. oh, that is a bit of a trek, isn't it? so, i decided to visit a place i hadn't seen in years. otay mesa.
if anyone cares, you take the 905 east and exit at siempre viva road. go right, and then left on otay something-or-other road. if you keep going to the end and turn right there is a cheap parking lot. $5 for 24 hours. however, it's a bit of a walk. i think there are other lots to the north of the 905 also. but i snagged a free spot on nicole tesla street, near the pedestrian entrance. stopped into the 7-11 and changed some money (12. 25:1) , then walked to the border. it's a bit longer than the ueta-to-tijuana walk, but much easier.
after you come through the turnstiles there are the blanco / oro cabs. i had one of the cabbies call her for directions. i think next time i'll go out to the street and get a libre. 100 pesos for about 5km of driving. and i thought the amarillos were high.
anyway, standing right where she said she'd be was my date. hmm. a bit chubbier than her pix would indicate and a lot shorter than i thought. i think about 4' 11". but cute face and bubbly personality. kinda reminded me of a happy chipmunk. my attitude is that one can always find a way to benefit from any new experience, so no problem. and i liked her attitude immediately when she asked if i wanted to go somewhere in this cab or if we should get another. good idea. we walked back to the main street (the name escapes me but it's the main drag paralleling the border) and caught the collectivo. 10 pesos a person. we hopped out at 7-11 to get a drink. she grabbed a large monster. hmm. that explains a lot. we then walked to the otay motel (or similar name) which is set up just like la mansion, only not nearly as nice. same price. 200 pesos for up to 4 hours, must leave i'd.
we had plenty of time, so we sat on the sofa to get to know each other better. she put on the tv music channel, rather blushingly skipping over the porn channels. when she remembers to speak slowly she's a good conversationalist. definitely a semi-pro, which is cool with me. after lots of chit-chat, one thing led to another, which led to giving her a back rub, which led to petting and all the other fun stuff.
we retired to the bed to continue. lots of nice kissing (very important) , lots of titty play which she really enjoyed. lots of daty and she gives an enthusiastic, but a bit amateurish, cbj. still good. switched to doggy, but the daty thing kind of backfired. way too wet and had a very hard time gaining any traction, if you know what i mean.
after a brief rest and showering together we checked out and went for some grub. across the street is a taco stand, something like tacos otay (very original). i wouldn't mention them, but they had some of the very best carne asada i've had in mexico. properly marinated, nice char and still juicy. yum.
she needed to catch a cab to the store to get things for an upcoming baby shower. so, we kissed goodbye and i decided to walk to the border. mistake. the bridge looked pretty close, and it wasn't a bad walk. but, then i realized that the actual border is another fur piece from the road. note to self: take taxi next time.
the pedestrian crossing is busy. not as busy as san ysidro, but it's a lot smaller. tip to those without sentri: they have a "ready lane." so, if you have an rfid i'd, like sentri or a passport card, you can bypass a lot of the line by taking this. near the building the ready lane splits into the sentri. the ready lane still looked like maybe a 30 minute wait (about 4pm on tuesday) but the regular line looked to be 3 or 4 times that.
once across, there is a pedestrian bridge taking you back across the 905 to the parking areas. it's not nearly as odious as the sy one.
so, approximately 3 hours with a very pleasant lady, some tacos and a lot of walking in some very pleasant weather. not a bad way to spend the afternoon. damages: 1000p + 100 propina for her. 100p for the first taxi. 115p for tacos and sodas. 40 (?) for drinks. 20 for collectivo. under 1400mxn. what's not to like? would repeat.
i have to say that all the "mexican moms" i've met on cl have been really nice people. very friendly, kind and affectionate. lots of fun to be around, generally good in bed. i'm hooked.
Burma Jones
08-07-13, 16:06
In preparation for a trip this past weekend, I sent them an e mail message about a week before my trip trying to line up two separate sessions. I got an auto generated message that showed my message was received but they never contacted me in return. I tried calling their phone number twice on Saturday and left a voice message requesting a return call but also did not hear from them. Has anyone had these problems with LLA?
I have never had a issue with LLA. They always respond within 24 hours, but usually that same day.
I have never had a issue with LLA. They always respond within 24 hours, but usually that same day.Looking at the website, most of the ladies speak no English. Is this a problem for a couple of hours of fun with maybe a meal thrown in?
Slim
Burma Jones
08-13-13, 17:56
I was just checking and noticed that Live Latin took about half of their "Angels" pics off the site. Not sure what the reasoning is. Just wondering what I could have done differently. I really wanted to set up two morning 4 hour sessions but never heard back. I slept in one of the days and went with a different company on the second.
The English aspect is workable. I do have a better time when having dinner with an English speaker but I set up a 6 hour date a few weeks back and she spoke no English at all. Instead of going out to a restaurant, I suggested we order in room service and she seemed very comfortable, eating naked in bed. It was also funny to see the room service guy come around the corner with the tray and she is sitting there without a stitch on. He joked that he needed no tip after that. To get the hellos and goodbyes done, I used google translate. Otherwise, we didn't do much talking. I did feel that even with the reduced conversation, by the end of the 6 hours, she was very comfortable and completely at ease (which can be difficult during a quickie 1 hour session).
Looking at the website, most of the ladies speak no English. Is this a problem for a couple of hours of fun with maybe a meal thrown in?
SlimI spent 6 months studying Spanish, so I know the basics to have a convo. I would buy a book and learn. Its not that hard to learn the basics. Its more fun too.
I also noticed they took a lot of the girls off the site. Maybe they just had a lot of girls quit. It happens at every business. I guess.
Trojan1000
08-18-13, 00:49
Was in Tijuana a few months back. I was not really in the mood for hanging out at the bars. Had prearranged to meet a chick with the agency, but I got there a little late and the chica had to leave. The manager was great with rearranging with another chica who arrived at the agreed time. Niruka is exactly how she looks in the pic. http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/niurka.html
With her kit off, tits are saggy. Service is good, not exceptional. We went a second time in an hour and she looked enthusiastic. Quiet and demure if that floats your boat. Worth avoiding hassles of clubs etc. Sure, it's a few dollars more, but at least you don't feel like you are one on a conveyor belt and not licking off anothers dude saliva.
The great thinng about the guy at CITJ is that he dissuaded me from going with another girl that day saying "do you want sloppy seconds of the day?". I love that he was so honest with a first time customer.
ItsMeBeyatch
08-19-13, 03:46
Has any one had Hannah from cumin Tijuana? Any info would be great
Burma Jones
08-19-13, 19:45
The manager was great with rearranging with another chica who arrived at the agreed time.
The great thinng about the guy at CITJ is that he dissuaded me from going with another girl that day saying "do you want sloppy seconds of the day?". I love that he was so honest with a first time customer.The guy at CITJ is Mundo. He is great with answering any questions and working around what your needs may be. I find just as easily answer e-mails if you don't have time to call on the phone.
Burma
Burma Jones
08-19-13, 20:04
While checking the escort sites, I noticed that one of the hotels listed on livelatinangels. Com was the Marriott. Since Marriott owed me a reward night for stays accumulated in the states, I decided to stay and call some escort services. The hotel "is" girl friendly but to be honest, too many hassles for it to be easy. The board behind the counter shows that there are additional charges for extra persons in the room but I reserved for two guests.
The first thing was upon check-in, they require you to write down the names of your guests. Well, I only knew the first name according to the escort website and who knows if that is the girl's real name (most likely not). This obviously drew some stares from the front desk clerk. Then, all rooms are only accessed through the elevator by key card so each time a girl arrives, you have to walk down and meet her in the lobby for escort back to your room. At other hotels in Tijuana, the front desk will call alerting you of a visitor and requiring your approval before they let them proceed. The Marriott front desk was always too busy and required 20 minutes for check in and 30 minutes for check out, much less interrupting the staff to leave a message. Leaving is fine as no card is needed to get back to the lobby though.
As a free night reward, should I complain. Well, no. But to do it all again. I would stay somewhere else.
Just my 2 cents, Burma
GolfSexRroll
08-19-13, 20:20
While checking the escort sites, I noticed that one of the hotels listed on livelatinangels. Com was the Marriott. Since Marriott owed me a reward night for stays accumulated in the states, I decided to stay and call some escort services. The hotel "is" girl friendly but to be honest, too many hassles for it to be easy. The board behind the counter shows that there are additional charges for extra persons in the room but I reserved for two guests.
The first thing was upon check-in, they require you to write down the names of your guests. Well, I only knew the first name according to the escort website and who knows if that is the girl's real name (most likely not). This obviously drew some stares from the front desk clerk. Then, all rooms are only accessed through the elevator by key card so each time a girl arrives, you have to walk down and meet her in the lobby for escort back to your room. At other hotels in Tijuana, the front desk will call alerting you of a visitor and requiring your approval before they let them proceed. The Marriott front desk was always too busy and required 20 minutes for check in and 30 minutes for check out, much less interrupting the staff to leave a message. Leaving is fine as no card is needed to get back to the lobby though.
As a free night reward, should I complain. Well, no. But to do it all again. I would stay somewhere else.
Just my 2 cents, BurmaI worked for Marriott. Yes the nicer the property the LESS the service! The only good thing is if you work for Marriott you get 1/2 off or better on any property in the WORLD! I know they treat their own (employees) in the hotel stays better than the general public. IMHO. But it WAS free! Who the fuck cares what the desk people think. They for the most part have something shoved up their ass. Probably the guy behind them!
Burma Jones
08-21-13, 18:28
Has any one had Hannah from cumin Tijuana? Any info would be greatThis may be stating the obvious but read in another forum that in reality, she has brown eyes. She was wearing colored contacts for the photo session.
Piperpilot
08-23-13, 18:21
I was emailing and looking for overnight escorts and MLB said the girls don't go near HK Cascadas hotel. They mentionsed, hotel ticuan dot com, looks really nice to me. I don't mind staying in a nice hotel since I want to get some work done (real work. The other real work haha ). So I'm looking for a nice hotel the MLB girls will go to and easy to the red light area and SG. Any quick recommendations?
Piperpilot
08-23-13, 18:35
Anyone have experience / fetish taking video while with the escorts? Are they ok with it? How do you normally approach it?
I was emailing and looking for overnight escorts and MLB said the girls don't go near HK Cascadas hotel. They mentionsed, hotel ticuan dot com, looks really nice to me. I don't mind staying in a nice hotel since I want to get some work done (real work. The other real work haha ). So I'm looking for a nice hotel the MLB girls will go to and easy to the red light area and SG. Any quick recommendations?You just mentioned a very popular place that I believe meets your requirements and gets a lot of positive reviews on these threads; El Ticuan. I believe you get a discount by booking on-line as well. I was there earlier this year, and met my MLB faves down in the lobby. Nothing to it and the place is definitely GF. I also talked a sweetie from the Playboy Club into joining me after work at the hotel for an economical TLN late one evening. Nice hotel, be sure you get a room with good Wi-Fi connectivity though, especially if you are working. It's a 10, very short block walk to the Zona. During the day-time the walk was fine as the streets are busy with every-day life going on. Didn't attempt it at night, took a cab. Have heard differing reports on safety late at night.
And if you like real huevos rancheros, not the crap we get dealt up here in the States, try the restaurant in the Ticuan lobby for breakfast. It'll put lead in your pencil and you'll be fully charged for another day of Action-Jackson. Guaranteed.
While checking the escort sites, I noticed that one of the hotels listed on livelatinangels. Com was the Marriott. Since Marriott owed me a reward night for stays accumulated in the states, I decided to stay and call some escort services. The hotel "is" girl friendly but to be honest, too many hassles for it to be easy. The board behind the counter shows that there are additional charges for extra persons in the room but I reserved for two guests.
The first thing was upon check-in, they require you to write down the names of your guests. Well, I only knew the first name according to the escort website and who knows if that is the girl's real name (most likely not). This obviously drew some stares from the front desk clerk. Then, all rooms are only accessed through the elevator by key card so each time a girl arrives, you have to walk down and meet her in the lobby for escort back to your room. At other hotels in Tijuana, the front desk will call alerting you of a visitor and requiring your approval before they let them proceed. The Marriott front desk was always too busy and required 20 minutes for check in and 30 minutes for check out, much less interrupting the staff to leave a message. Leaving is fine as no card is needed to get back to the lobby though.
As a free night reward, should I complain. Well, no. But to do it all again. I would stay somewhere else.
Just my 2 cents, BurmaI stayed (and played) at the Marriott a few months back. My experience was the same. Once the girl arrived not only did they charge me for the extra person, the girl had to show ID to hotel security.
Burma Jones
08-27-13, 18:14
On all the escort websites, they promote girls who are willing to work overnight at a reduced hourly rate. The question I pose is there any enjoyment in an overnight stay? I have only mongered during the daytime hours and by reading other reports of overnight stays, it appears to not be much fun. I imagine the girl arriving at the room at 10 pm, about an hour of play. 6 hours of snoring, then one hour of play before she leaves in the morning. That is if she only wants to stay in the room and doesn't want to go out partying (which I've also read about). In that case, you both hit the streets, drinking and running up bar tabs, then returning to the room in the early hours hoping you're not to drunk for play. This also doesn't take into account any mothers who stay up all night clutching the phone worried about a little bambino at home who can't do without mommy.
Am I being too cynical? I can see some enjoyment if you have a light sleeper without night time worries who rolls over every couple of hours, pokes you in the ribs, and grab your boys to wake them up for another round. It just seems like it would lead to an exhausting night.
On all the escort websites, they promote girls who are willing to work overnight at a reduced hourly rate. The question I pose is there any enjoyment in an overnight stay? I have only mongered during the daytime hours and by reading other reports of overnight stays, it appears to not be much fun. I imagine the girl arriving at the room at 10 pm, about an hour of play. 6 hours of snoring, then one hour of play before she leaves in the morning. That is if she only wants to stay in the room and doesn't want to go out partying (which I've also read about). In that case, you both hit the streets, drinking and running up bar tabs, then returning to the room in the early hours hoping you're not to drunk for play. This also doesn't take into account any mothers who stay up all night clutching the phone worried about a little bambino at home who can't do without mommy.
Am I being too cynical? I can see some enjoyment if you have a light sleeper without night time worries who rolls over every couple of hours, pokes you in the ribs, and grab your boys to wake them up for another round. It just seems like it would lead to an exhausting night.It depends what you are into. Personally I don't like having to sleep with one eye open. Plus you need to consider that it might cost you more when a chica stays longer. Dinner drinks room service perhaps. It all adds up in the end. There is nothing wrong with an escort or hotel service but once I shoot my load I like the chica to leave. No sense in trying to re kindle a wet flame.
Quick Love
08-27-13, 22:06
Anyone have any experience with this escort agency. I'm questioning the legitamacy of this agency since almost every single girl on the site looks like models. Its almost too good to be true. Even though they are charging alot these girls all look amazing. Please share if you have any experience with this agency.
RimmDigger
08-28-13, 05:51
It depends what you are into. Personally I don't like having to sleep with one eye open. Plus you need to consider that it might cost you more when a chica stays longer. Dinner drinks room service perhaps. It all adds up in the end. There is nothing wrong with an escort or hotel service but once I shoot my load I like the chica to leave. No sense in trying to re kindle a wet flame.I have to agree. I don't like to sleep with them, unless I know them very well or If I have a certain way to track them down. (Like their mother house).
Too risky in my opinion, and not worth the hassle.
It depends what you are into. Personally I don't like having to sleep with one eye open. Plus you need to consider that it might cost you more when a chica stays longer. Dinner drinks room service perhaps. It all adds up in the end. There is nothing wrong with an escort or hotel service but once I shoot my load I like the chica to leave. No sense in trying to re kindle a wet flame.Yes, it all depends on what you're into. Personally, I've had very good experiences with TLNs from my faves from CL.
I don't give them much more than I would have if they hadn't stayed. Of course, I spring for dinner, breakfast, drinks, etc. But partying and eating at local joints is far cheaper than zona hangouts.
But, personally, I can't boink several times a night anymore. Even when younger I didn't like to do that. Few, if any, girls I know like to fuxk all night, so they like that part. I like having a good time, good conversations, practicing my Spanish, good sex and some partying. All of these I usually have fulfilled to a large degree during my TLNs, so I'm a fan.
KC Questor
08-28-13, 22:54
Anyone have any experience with this escort agency. I'm questioning the legitamacy of this agency since almost every single girl on the site looks like models. Its almost too good to be true. Even though they are charging alot these girls all look amazing. Please share if you have any experience with this agency.Those girls look WAY too good to be true. I was so sure I'd find the pictures stolen from some modeling or porn site. But I have to admit that neither Google Image Search not TinEye can find them anywhere but at the agency site. A couple of them are also on BackPage in Mexico City, but in ads posted by the agency.
It looks like a top-of-the-line agency with top-of-the-line girls. I noticed that none of them that I saw were in Tijuana.
John Magellan
08-28-13, 23:33
Those girls look WAY too good to be true. I was so sure I'd find the pictures stolen from some modeling or porn site. But I have to admit that neither Google Image Search not TinEye can find them anywhere but at the agency site. A couple of them are also on BackPage in Mexico City, but in ads posted by the agency.
It looks like a top-of-the-line agency with top-of-the-line girls. I noticed that none of them that I saw were in Tijuana.Looks like over the top photoshop, might be real but I have no knowledge of this site.
Brenda is from Mexicali and her schedule indicates she will be in Tijuana AUG 29, 30, & 31.
https://www.zonadivas.com/brenda.html
You can actually request one travel to your area, looks like if their is enough interest the girls will travel.
Anyone have any experience with this escort agency. I'm questioning the legitamacy of this agency since almost every single girl on the site looks like models. Its almost too good to be true. Even though they are charging alot these girls all look amazing. Please share if you have any experience with this agency.Where are you seeing prices for the girls. I don't see any.
Michael Rollin
08-29-13, 09:15
Had another TLN from MLB at Ticuan Hotel last Thursday. Exceptional GFE (Fanny). This girl did it like she loves it. This was my second Escort from MLB, real sweety. Had the best sex I have ever had in Mexico border towns with this girl. Will repeat next time I am in Tijuana. I highly recommend MLB.
I usually keep my valuables in room safe in hotel. When I am ready to send Chica on her way, I open and pay her. I prefer to have sex 3 to 4 times during the night, (one time 6, but it was the Chica who was determined to use all six of the condoms I had purchased). (Perla the Sex tiger that night). I bring a bottle of whisky and take breaks to drink, shower, talk with Chica and watch music videos. The dates are for 8 hrs but I usually send home early like 4 or 5am. 6 to 7 hours with Chica at $300 plus tip. I fell asleep drunk once, both of us. I have had no safety issues playing like that.
Guitarrefreak
08-29-13, 17:00
It depends what you are into. Personally I don't like having to sleep with one eye open. Plus you need to consider that it might cost you more when a chica stays longer. Dinner drinks room service perhaps. It all adds up in the end. There is nothing wrong with an escort or hotel service but once I shoot my load I like the chica to leave. No sense in trying to re kindle a wet flame.+1, I used to like the chicas to spend the night for the GFE factor but soon realized its not worth the hassle, it depends on how many pops one can go at and if the answer is not enough to make up for the cost, then why bother.
I have literally had to sleep with one eye open, not very enjoyable.
+1, I used to like the chicas to spend the night for the GFE factor but soon realized its not worth the hassle, it depends on how many pops one can go at and if the answer is not enough to make up for the cost, then why bother.
I have literally had to sleep with one eye open, not very enjoyable.I use a trick. I have the girl sleep with her head lying on my stomach with my dick in her mouth. If she gets up, I will know. HAHAHA. No really this helps me sleep. You should try it.
I have to ask anyway. Is there anyway to ask a TLN escort if she will do BB? I've heard and read about the risks but I would like to know anyway in case I work up the nerve to try it sin condom.
I have to ask anyway. Is there anyway to ask a TLN escort if she will do BB? I've heard and read about the risks but I would like to know anyway in case I work up the nerve to try it sin condom.Just ask. What, are you looking for some magical method of asking that will convince her to do it?
Guitarrefreak
08-30-13, 02:30
I have to ask anyway. Is there anyway to ask a TLN escort if she will do BB? I've heard and read about the risks but I would like to know anyway in case I work up the nerve to try it sin condom.Yeah just ask, or if she really likes you, she will go for it sin condone, but with an escort whom you are meeting for the 1st time, that is not likely
Yeah just ask, or if she really likes you, she will go for it sin condone, but with an escort whom you are meeting for the 1st time, that is not likelyBuild a friendly NSA relationship. I've had some luck after 3x. But you got to click. If you don't forget about it.
Burma Jones
08-30-13, 22:08
Thanks for the tips but I'm already a light sleeper and still single after way too many years so anyone in the room, much less next to me in the bed, will mean too much stress and hassle and not enough sleep. Even if the possibility of companionship or hot sex during the night could occur. I think I'll stick to my standard daytime sessions right now.
WildTimes1
09-01-13, 06:44
On all the escort websites, they promote girls who are willing to work overnight at a reduced hourly rate. The question I pose is there any enjoyment in an overnight stay? I have only mongered during the daytime hours and by reading other reports of overnight stays, it appears to not be much fun. I imagine the girl arriving at the room at 10 pm, about an hour of play. 6 hours of snoring, then one hour of play before she leaves in the morning. That is if she only wants to stay in the room and doesn't want to go out partying (which I've also read about). In that case, you both hit the streets, drinking and running up bar tabs, then returning to the room in the early hours hoping you're not to drunk for play. This also doesn't take into account any mothers who stay up all night clutching the phone worried about a little bambino at home who can't do without mommy.
Am I being too cynical? I can see some enjoyment if you have a light sleeper without night time worries who rolls over every couple of hours, pokes you in the ribs, and grab your boys to wake them up for another round. It just seems like it would lead to an exhausting night.I don't recommend overnights unless you've had a previous multi-hour appointment with an escort, really hit it off with her, and are planning to see her again. After a three-hour appointment with one chica that I enjoyed so much, I've had overnights with her twice in the past month. Both times, we played for about two hours, napped for an hour (because we hit it off so well, she slept in my arms just like a GF) , woke for another romp, then back to sleep for a hour, etc, for the rest of the night. If you have the stamina and are prepared to get only a few hours sleep, with the right girl it's great.
Burma Jones
10-18-13, 18:36
For every trip to Tijuana, I have normally stayed at the Ticuan or Marriott for escort services. I have an afternoon check out for a night flight out of San Diego so find myself with some afternoon hours for play. I understand the whole concept of the two motels listed (pull up in cab, pay, then enter through secure garage into each room). My question is, what are the rates to these two locations? In particular, both show rooms starting at $55. There is a shorter time frame available such as a 5 hour rate in the $20's, correct? I have searched back through the forum but cannot seem to find a mention of the rate paid for short time.
Thanks, Burma
For every trip to Tijuana, I have normally stayed at the Ticuan or Marriott for escort services. I have an afternoon check out for a night flight out of San Diego so find myself with some afternoon hours for play. I understand the whole concept of the two motels listed (pull up in cab, pay, then enter through secure garage into each room). My question is, what are the rates to these two locations? In particular, both show rooms starting at $55. There is a shorter time frame available such as a 5 hour rate in the $20's, correct? I have searched back through the forum but cannot seem to find a mention of the rate paid for short time.
Thanks, BurmaWas just there this past Tuesday paid about $22, for simplest room, I didn't pay attention for how long it covered. Told the taxi cab driver, whom was one that talked hotel clerk, I needed it for 3hrs. Was in at 9:15am and out about 12:15pm. Room were okay it has a pole in it. I didn't like the idea of garage door being the only entrance and the front office being able to open it on their own. Plus distance of it to the zone. Prefer Ticuan.
Reason of going there was got a chic from escort site. For now I prefer chics from zone not online. I've had girls from CL site be no shows 3 times. 1 escort girl was no show she claimed not to have gotten my email with room number, reason why went to Premier, on time; even though the night before we confirmed to meet the next day and I provided her my mobile number. She could have called me. Then since this girl did not show I called another escort site and had a girl come over. Her reviews on different site raved about her but she wasn't all that. She was nice maybe with repeat dates but dunno if I want to invest my time.
Baxter Slade
10-19-13, 04:48
For every trip to Tijuana, I have normally stayed at the Ticuan or Marriott for escort services. I have an afternoon check out for a night flight out of San Diego so find myself with some afternoon hours for play. I understand the whole concept of the two motels listed (pull up in cab, pay, then enter through secure garage into each room). My question is, what are the rates to these two locations? In particular, both show rooms starting at $55. There is a shorter time frame available such as a 5 hour rate in the $20's, correct? I have searched back through the forum but cannot seem to find a mention of the rate paid for short time.
Thanks, BurmaA regular room at La Mansion is about 27 dollars for 4 hours. One time went there around 6 pm and wanted a room for all night, got quoted somewhere around $54. 00 dollars. Instead we went to dinner and came back a couple hours later and the price for all night droped to 27 dollars. So I think if you show up after 8 pm or so you can get the room for all night at the 4 hour price. Also remmeber if you roll up in a cab they will want to hold on to your I'd. So may be a good idea to bring another I'd besides passport so you don't have to give up your passport.
Hey guys,
I was reading the recent 'full night vs. Not' discussion. I see the point about spending all night with one girl might or might not work out. I was looking at prices, and at $125-150 an hour (MLB / CinTJ) , I was wondering if by-the-hour escorts were really worth it. Wouldn't a multi-hour appointment add up to the same (or more)?
I suppose "worth it" questions leads to what one is really looking for. One thing that appeals to me is not watching the clock and perhaps having a nice extended GFE. I thought maybe one could get one of those nice rooms in Ticuan and relax / enjoy there. But I am also not a night person, so maybe it's not a good strategy to go for an all-nighter.
Any thoughts on approaches for still-a-Tijuana-newbie? Also, one question about logistics for those of you who get escorts and stay at a hotel there: if you walk over, do you carry a bag? Do you have to go through customs. Into Mexico / back to US. More hassle?
I don't recommend overnights unless you've had a previous multi-hour appointment with an escort, really hit it off with her, and are planning to see her again. After a three-hour appointment with one chica that I enjoyed so much, I've had overnights with her twice in the past month. Both times, we played for about two hours, napped for an hour (because we hit it off so well, she slept in my arms just like a GF) , woke for another romp, then back to sleep for a hour, etc, for the rest of the night. If you have the stamina and are prepared to get only a few hours sleep, with the right girl it's great.This advice saved me some headache. I saw the pics for Ivon on MLB and she looked great. Having a special for overnights. But based on this I asked for an hour and if we clicked ID extend to overnight. She was OK looking. Probably a 6 or 7 and still not ugly but not as pretty as those pics. She is also a bit heavier than the 93lbs. She has had 2 kids and you can tell. She was very nice and accommodating but didn't speak any English. So I didn't extend. It was a good hour of play but I'm glad I didn't extend.
Burma Jones
11-05-13, 17:11
Hey guys,
I was reading the recent 'full night vs. Not' discussion. I see the point about spending all night with one girl might or might not work out. I was looking at prices, and at $125-150 an hour (MLB / CinTJ) , I was wondering if by-the-hour escorts were really worth it. Wouldn't a multi-hour appointment add up to the same (or more)?
I suppose "worth it" questions leads to what one is really looking for. One thing that appeals to me is not watching the clock and perhaps having a nice extended GFE. I thought maybe one could get one of those nice rooms in Ticuan and relax / enjoy there. But I am also not a night person, so maybe it's not a good strategy to go for an all-nighter.
Any thoughts on approaches for still-a-Tijuana-newbie? Also, one question about logistics for those of you who get escorts and stay at a hotel there: if you walk over, do you carry a bag? Do you have to go through customs. Into Mexico / back to US. More hassle?In the past, I have always gone for the longer sessions. During my initial Tijuana escort session, the original girl I had scheduled did not show and another girl was recommended for a two hour session. The girl showed up, showered, we had sex once, waited to recuperate in the jacuzzi, then moved to the bed for session two only to see that she had 15 minutes left. She showered and took off. I can only imagine the one hour sessions are hit it and quit it. This may be what some guys are looking for especially if they are local and want to see if they connect before a longer session but with the travel involved for me to get to Tijuana, I always go for the multiple hour sessions. Even if we don't have chemistry and "fall in love / lust", I still can have several sessions over the time period. Plus the extra hours usually result in a lower hourly rate so that makes it more attractive.
I always take an overnight bag. When you cross over, if you are alone going through, they will ask you to press the button to see if you get a green or red light. If it is red, they will do a cursory glance through your bag for illegal stuff. I never carry that stuff but don't want to explain why I carry 20 condoms at a time so I usually wait until a trolley unloads and then walk through with the hundreds of people at the same time. Coming back through, the only question I've ever got was if I had anything to declare. I tell them it is an overnight bag with dirty clothes. Then you place your bag through an x ray machine and are out the door. Not much hassle at all.
In the past, I have always gone for the longer sessions. During my initial Tijuana escort session, the original girl I had scheduled did not show and another girl was recommended for a two hour session. The girl showed up, showered, we had sex once, waited to recuperate in the jacuzzi, then moved to the bed for session two only to see that she had 15 minutes left. She showered and took off. I can only imagine the one hour sessions are hit it and quit it. This may be what some guys are looking for especially if they are local and want to see if they connect before a longer session but with the travel involved for me to get to Tijuana, I always go for the multiple hour sessions. Even if we don't have chemistry and "fall in love / lust", I still can have several sessions over the time period. Plus the extra hours usually result in a lower hourly rate so that makes it more attractive.
I always take an overnight bag. When you cross over, if you are alone going through, they will ask you to press the button to see if you get a green or red light. If it is red, they will do a cursory glance through your bag for illegal stuff. I never carry that stuff but don't want to explain why I carry 20 condoms at a time so I usually wait until a trolley unloads and then walk through with the hundreds of people at the same time. Coming back through, the only question I've ever got was if I had anything to declare. I tell them it is an overnight bag with dirty clothes. Then you place your bag through an x ray machine and are out the door. Not much hassle at all.Thank you! Really good information. I've just been more worried about the customs. I've also thought it odd to take too many condoms. I'm wondering if one should just buy that stuff there (condoms, lube, etc.). I'm leaning towards getting my feet wet with an MLB escort even if it isn't for the night. But as you said, Burma Jones, I feel a 2 hour session puts you right there at the $300 mark anyway, so even if you send away the girl after 4 hours, that seems to be more economical. There are far more experienced people here, so I will follow the advice I get.
I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.
Hey guys,
I was reading the recent 'full night vs. Not' discussion. I see the point about spending all night with one girl might or might not work out. I was looking at prices, and at $125-150 an hour (MLB / CinTJ) , I was wondering if by-the-hour escorts were really worth it. Wouldn't a multi-hour appointment add up to the same (or more)?
I suppose "worth it" questions leads to what one is really looking for. One thing that appeals to me is not watching the clock and perhaps having a nice extended GFE. I thought maybe one could get one of those nice rooms in Ticuan and relax / enjoy there. But I am also not a night person, so maybe it's not a good strategy to go for an all-nighter.
Any thoughts on approaches for still-a-Tijuana-newbie? Also, one question about logistics for those of you who get escorts and stay at a hotel there: if you walk over, do you carry a bag? Do you have to go through customs. Into Mexico / back to US. More hassle?Having recently done what you are proposing (twice now) , may I add my. 02 worth?
- I carried a small bag over, sufficient for three nights each time. I pack light. No hassles at the border, either direction.
- Length of time to book as escort really depends on what kind of multi-pop action you can muster, I suppose. You younger guys that can re-load like John Dillinger might feel you get your money's worth on an over-nighter. But a 2 hour session works best for me. Especially the first time out. As stated previously, if you click, you can always reschedule. If she turns out to be a 'meh', you can always go hunting in the Zona later that evening. Nice to have options.
- I followed some frequently recommended advise elsewhere on this thread and booked at the Ticuan. One of my escorts turned out to be a '10' on every scale I could ever use to measure. She was 'muy simpatico', passionate beyond my wildest imagination, and my overnighter the following night with her ranks as one of the best Punting experiences of my life. I speak Spanish and we just really seemed to hit it off.
- Don't be afraid to talk to the management of the various escort services in town, and be frank about what you are looking for. They aim to please. And no problem if you don't speak the language.
In short, if you can swing it on the old mongering budget, I'd highly recommend dabbling in the Tijuana escort world at a place like the Ticuan. Don't be afraid to talk to the management of the various escort services in town by phone, and be frank about what you are looking for. They aim to please.
Plastermaster
11-06-13, 02:28
Having recently done what you are proposing (twice now) , may I add my. 02 worth?
- I carried a small bag over, sufficient for three nights each time. I pack light. No hassles at the border, either direction.
- Length of time to book as escort really depends on what kind of multi-pop action you can muster, I suppose. You younger guys that can re-load like John Dillinger might feel you get your money's worth on an over-nighter. But a 2 hour session works best for me. Especially the first time out. As stated previously, if you click, you can always reschedule. If she turns out to be a 'meh', you can always go hunting in the Zona later that evening. Nice to have options.
- I followed some frequently recommended advise elsewhere on this thread and booked at the Ticuan. One of my escorts turned out to be a '10' on every scale I could ever use to measure. She was 'muy simpatico', passionate beyond my wildest imagination, and my overnighter the following night with her ranks as one of the best Punting experiences of my life. I speak Spanish and we just really seemed to hit it off.
- Don't be afraid to talk to the management of the various escort services in town, and be frank about what you are looking for. They aim to please. And no problem if you don't speak the language.
In short, if you can swing it on the old mongering budget, I'd highly recommend dabbling in the Tijuana escort world at a place like the Ticuan. Don't be afraid to talk to the management of the various escort services in town by phone, and be frank about what you are looking for. They aim to please.Who was that escort? And what agency is she from? If you don't mind
Having recently done what you are proposing (twice now) , may I add my. 02 worth?
- I carried a small bag over, sufficient for three nights each time. I pack light. No hassles at the border, either direction.
- Length of time to book as escort really depends on what kind of multi-pop action you can muster, I suppose. You younger guys that can re-load like John Dillinger might feel you get your money's worth on an over-nighter. But a 2 hour session works best for me. Especially the first time out. As stated previously, if you click, you can always reschedule. If she turns out to be a 'meh', you can always go hunting in the Zona later that evening. Nice to have options.
- I followed some frequently recommended advise elsewhere on this thread and booked at the Ticuan. One of my escorts turned out to be a '10' on every scale I could ever use to measure. She was 'muy simpatico', passionate beyond my wildest imagination, and my overnighter the following night with her ranks as one of the best Punting experiences of my life..Thanks for your detailed reply. Yeah, as such I don't have an issue in going again in 30-45 minutes, so going at it is not a concern. One can be concerned about why do it so many times with one girl, of course. But, in my mind, if one is in a Ticuan room with a jacuzzi, that's fun you can have interspersed with sex. But for that, you need time. The 30 min thing skips a lot of stuff.
I have enough resources for a good budget to have fun. No problem there.
When you say reschedule, are you saying have a separate all-night session or extend the existing session? You can't "extend" a 1 hr appointment into an all-nighter, can you? I. E. Would you pay the difference or is the all-nighter now on top of the existing 1 hour fee?
P. S. Thanks everyone for the replies! Really good info and help!
Who was that escort? And what agency is she from? If you don't mind Don't mind giving out that intel at all, but damn, I almost avoided passing on my "praise' for the chica in my post as I've recently been advised she's no longer working for the agency. I was afraid someone might ask; it was 'Dulce' with MLB. I have no idea where she might be now. But Sampson's stable was fully stocked with some very nice ladies including some righteous MILF's not so long ago. (My personal favorite 'flavor'). I would suggest you check with him and see what he can do to help.
And BTW, I wouldn't know the man if he walked up and shook my hand, just found him to be a straight shooter and very accommodating.
Have fun, Fellas,
- Rippa
Thank you! Really good information. I've just been more worried about the customs. I've also thought it odd to take too many condoms. I'm wondering if one should just buy that stuff there (condoms, lube, etc.). I'm leaning towards getting my feet wet with an MLB escort even if it isn't for the night. But as you said, Burma Jones, I feel a 2 hour session puts you right there at the $300 mark anyway, so even if you send away the girl after 4 hours, that seems to be more economical. There are far more experienced people here, so I will follow the advice I get.
I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.IMHO, $300 for two hours is insane. Even HK girls will go for about 1/2 of that. Another reason I prefer independents. The girl sees only about half of that amount.
Burma Jones
11-06-13, 15:58
I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.If you decide to stay at Ticuan, they do have wifi (it's pretty sucky and drops out constantly) but you can use a translator on your phone or laptop to communicate. Some companies, like cumintj. Com or hottijuana. Net describe if the girls speak Spanish or not. And the advice to call and ask specifically what you are looking for is good. They aim to please and are looking for repeat customers so your satisfaction is important.
I will say that my very first experience was a 6 hour session with one of the companies and the girl spoke fluent English. We spent the first 5 hours talking and went to dinner and didn't get around to the sex until the final hour. It was a good session because she was a nice girl to hang out with (and we've hung out since) but the girls who speak no English provide more sexual bang because the words can't get in the way.
GolfSexRroll
11-06-13, 16:28
Thank you! Really good information. I've just been more worried about the customs. I've also thought it odd to take too many condoms. I'm wondering if one should just buy that stuff there (condoms, lube, etc.). I'm leaning towards getting my feet wet with an MLB escort even if it isn't for the night. But as you said, Burma Jones, I feel a 2 hour session puts you right there at the $300 mark anyway, so even if you send away the girl after 4 hours, that seems to be more economical. There are far more experienced people here, so I will follow the advice I get.
I'm nil at Spanish, so that's another concern.CBP: AS far as your amount of condoms and lube is : IT IS NONE OF THEIR FUCKIN BUSINESS!
CBP: AS far as your amount of condoms and lube is : IT IS NONE OF THEIR FUCKIN BUSINESS!Tell me about it. This dude last night was a major CBP asshole! He asked me thrice what I was doing in Mexico. It's none of their fucking business what I was doing there. I am coming into the United States: feel free to ask me what I will be doing there or where I am going and all that.
This guy just seemed to have something up in his ass because he's sitting on guard duty at midnight and these other guys are coming from fondling hot girls. Of course he knows that already. Asked me explicitly if I went to a strip club after I said I was on a day trip and I ate at restaurants (which I did). I chose not to lie and said yes. So, he asked me how much money did you spend? What the fuck is his business how much money I might or might not spend at a strip club? So, I said, if you buy a drink it's $7. Then says, it's okay to go to a strip club, you can tell say that to me. If it was bloody okay, why is he giving people a hard time about it. Fucking bastard.
Sorry. This worked me up a bit. Next time, I'll just add strip club to the list of things I did if they really really want to hear it said out loud.
Sorry. This worked me up a bit.
He did it to see what you'd do.
He won.
Sack up, just do the game.
And FWIW, people up to no good, get worked up, just in different ways. Just answer the questions.
GolfSexRroll
11-13-13, 18:00
Sorry. This worked me up a bit.
He did it to see what you'd do.
He won.
Sack up, just do the game.
And FWIW, people up to no good, get worked up, just in different ways. Just answer the questions.I SERONGLY DISAGREE! It is not their job to harass American citizens coming back to their own country. I don't care if they are bored. TOUGH SHIT. Too many people are afraid of these assholes! Ask for their supervisor and see how fast it stops. I tell them I go to the clubs. If they ask anything else I say go on your own. That's it. I'm there each week sometimes more. I tell them to look at the screen. This is why the lines are so long!
Guys. I booked a room at Ticuan for later in the month. The master suite was only available for one night that weekend, Thursday. So I took it. I figure it's good for a night of fun. For the next day, I could switch rooms or switch hotels, or even go back to San Diego and day trip from there. To be resolved.
I was considering getting one of the MLB girls for the whole night. Overnight block just seems more economical to me. I don't speak Spanish, so the independent CL ads seem out of my reach. I looked at CuminTJ and hottijuana and they charge a lot. I can't justify $400-500 for one time. I don't have those running relationships with the girls at HK / AB, so getting them for an extended period in an outside hotel is probably not possible. So, one of the agencies seems like the only option. Any other than these three I should look at?
Also, does anybody know of girls at MLB that can speak acceptable English? Doesn't need to be be excellent but should be able to have a conversation. I don't think I can go 6-8 hours without talking. If you have overall girl recommendations, that would also be appreciated. I want to be able to have dinner at a restaurant, drink and soak in the jacuzzi, and go at it with her a couple of times.
And how do you guys use your phones there? Last I looked, I lost service a mile in. Another guy at HK confirmed it for me that it disappeared shortly after the border crossing.
Appreciate any help. Hope to report back on how it all went!
Burma Jones
11-14-13, 18:16
Guys. I booked a room at Ticuan for later in the month. The master suite was only available for one night that weekend, Thursday. So I took it. I figure it's good for a night of fun. For the next day, I could switch rooms or switch hotels, or even go back to San Diego and day trip from there. To be resolved.
I was considering getting one of the MLB girls for the whole night. Overnight block just seems more economical to me. I don't speak Spanish, so the independent CL ads seem out of my reach. I looked at CuminTJ and hottijuana and they charge a lot. I can't justify $400-500 for one time. I don't have those running relationships with the girls at HK / AB, so getting them for an extended period in an outside hotel is probably not possible. So, one of the agencies seems like the only option. Any other than these three I should look at?
Also, does anybody know of girls at MLB that can speak acceptable English? Doesn't need to be be excellent but should be able to have a conversation. I don't think I can go 6-8 hours without talking. If you have overall girl recommendations, that would also be appreciated. I want to be able to have dinner at a restaurant, drink and soak in the jacuzzi, and go at it with her a couple of times.
And how do you guys use your phones there? Last I looked, I lost service a mile in. Another guy at HK confirmed it for me that it disappeared shortly after the border crossing.
Appreciate any help. Hope to report back on how it all went!Maila,
The master suite will be fine just make sure to allot some time for the jacuzzi to fill. I found it takes around 45 minutes at least so factor that into your getting to know the girl time. There is a decent restaurant with Ticuan if you want room service and several very good restaurants surrounding Ticuan if you prefer to get out.
On the agency front, I have in the past used:
Cumintj. Com.
Hottijuana. Net.
Geishastj. Com.
Playmatesmexico. Com / en.
Nzanetjescorts. Com.
Adultbaja. Com.
I have never used MLB but their overnight rates seem the best. I have read a few reports of guys taking their girls out to clubs and they get too intoxicated to have sex all night. I don't know if the girl will be interested in several sessions during the night or not. It may just be once at the beginning and once at the end. Of course YMMV with each of these and fluent English speaking girls are few but most understand enough to get by. I took a newer phone with me last weekend and Ticuan's wifi worked way better. I normally switch to airplane mode right before crossing the border and use the wifi within the hotel. I also have a Skype account with which to call the agencies and a $5 phone card as a back up for extended calls. I have contacted all of the agencies by e mail and have only had to call one agency due to a tight time frame (check in at 3pm, the girl was scheduled for 4pm).
Hope this helps,
Burma
Maila,
The master suite will be fine just make sure to allot some time for the jacuzzi to fill. I found it takes around 45 minutes at least so factor that into your getting to know the girl time. There is a decent restaurant with Ticuan if you want room service and several very good restaurants surrounding Ticuan if you prefer to get out.
Hope this helps,
BurmaHa, I don't I am really looking to have sex all night. In fact, I think for me, the point of having extended time is to do go slow with the other stuff. But at the same time, if one is paying for 6-8 hours, I expect one might be doing it twice. Or thrice, I suppose. But again, that's a YMMV situation, I understand.
I don't think I'm going clubbing (not a clubbing person) but I don't mind going to a nice restaurant with the girl. Probably just looking for good night out (in?) and some play and fun.
But 400-600 dollars. I don't know. That just seems a lot. And I make good money. But $500 will make me pause any day.
Thanks for your reply. Really appreciate it!
I SERONGLY DISAGREE! It is not their job to harass American citizens coming back to their own country. I don't care if they are bored. TOUGH SHIT. Too many people are afraid of these assholes! Ask for their supervisor and see how fast it stops. I tell them I go to the clubs. If they ask anything else I say go on your own. That's it. I'm there each week sometimes more. I tell them to look at the screen. This is why the lines are so long!Eh. You see it as one thing, I see it as another.
We don't have to disagree. But I won't be the one trying to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off customs by seeing persecuted. Yes, no, thank you. I don't care.
Thinking of checking out Delila or Frida. I love tiny spinners. Ones that look like they are 18-20. Which one is hotter? Which one provides better service? I have read reviews of both on some other boards and the service seemed about the same (good for both) but wanted to get the opinions here.
What are people's thoughts or experiences regarding girls marked as new to escorting or with not a lot of escorting experience?
Another noob question. I had a great time my first time but have been doing much more research. I'm heading there tomorrow evening since I am going to be in OC for Thanksgiving.
I keep hearing about $.2 for an hour. Not sure I can last an hour. I'm sort of a quick hitter. Probably 15-20 min is my max time before I blow my load. If I negotiated an hour with a BG does that include MSOG or 1 shot and just hang out for the rest of the hour?
KC Questor
11-27-13, 23:39
If you want an hour with MSOG, make sure you negotiate that."Una hora con dos veces" (One hour with two times)
(Of course your other option would be two different 30 minute sessions with two different women. More variety, but slightly higher costs.)
I have never needed to question or negotiate how many times to have sex within an hour or more. One hour has always been 2 times without question, I've also done 2 hours with 3 pops perhaps because I was depleted but still worth it if your with a fun nice chica.
If you want an hour with MSOG, make sure you negotiate that."Una hora con dos veces" (One hour with two times)
(Of course your other option would be two different 30 minute sessions with two different women. More variety, but slightly higher costs.)
We don't have to disagree. But I won't be the one trying to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off customs by seeing persecuted. Yes, no, thank you. I don't care.Agreed, I have retired law enforcement in my family, and I can say with assurance, it's not the answers you give but rather how you answer the questions. They ask odd questions to gauge your response.
CBP can go as far as a strip search, including body cavities, if they suspect you have contraband.
Also, does anybody know of girls at MLB that can speak acceptable English? Doesn't need to be be excellent but should be able to have a conversation. I don't think I can go 6-8 hours without talking.
And how do you guys use your phones there? Last I looked, I lost service a mile in. Another guy at HK confirmed it for me that it disappeared shortly after the border crossing.
Appreciate any help. Hope to report back on how it all went!Just call MLB and talk to Dennis. He lives in Tijuana but is an American. He knows which girls speak English.
As far as phone, I have MetroPCS, and I get spotty service at Ticuan. The best signal at the hotel for me is in the 5th floor lounge area. I get a signal there every time.
Another noob question. I had a great time my first time but have been doing much more research. I'm heading there tomorrow evening since I am going to be in OC for Thanksgiving.
I keep hearing about $.2 for an hour. Not sure I can last an hour. I'm sort of a quick hitter. Probably 15-20 min is my max time before I blow my load. If I negotiated an hour with a BG does that include MSOG or 1 shot and just hang out for the rest of the hour?Please don't offer any BG $120 for an hour. Unless you want the very top-tier chicas, most will go for much less. I like to negotiate a $50-$60 half hour. Once that is settled, see if she will do the hour for $80. Negotiate this in the bar, of course. Let the girl throw out the first offer. The most beautiful girls usually will ask $80 for the half. Come back with $50, and see if you can make a deal at some point in between. . If she is insulted by a $50 first offer and walks away, trust me, you don't want to waste your $$ on her.
I'm assuming you are talking about Hong Kong or Adelita Bar. I find it much cheaper and the chances of a great session to be in the smaller bars. I only go 5-6 times a year, but 2 weeks ago I pulled a cute tiny chica out of Las Chavelas for $150 for toda la noche 2AM to 8AM.
Also, this question should be in one of the Bar forums as opposed to escorts.
MLB, CuminTJ, other? Which escort agency would you recommend if I was staying at Cascadas. I know the nicer hotels like Ticuan are the best choices, however I plan to monger a bit at Adelitas and HK.
MLB, CuminTJ, other? Which escort agency would you recommend if I was staying at Cascadas. I know the nicer hotels like Ticuan are the best choices, however I plan to monger a bit at Adelitas and HK.I think I read that MLB girls wouldn't go to zona hotels?
HorseTrader
12-03-13, 01:29
MLB, CuminTJ, other? Which escort agency would you recommend if I was staying at Cascadas. I know the nicer hotels like Ticuan are the best choices, however I plan to monger a bit at Adelitas and HK.Mundo at CuminTJ told me that very few of his girls will be seen in Zona Norte. After that I have always gotten a room at Ticuan for escorts.
MLB, CuminTJ, other? Which escort agency would you recommend if I was staying at Cascadas. I know the nicer hotels like Ticuan are the best choices, however I plan to monger a bit at Adelitas and HK.Same goes with the girls from MLB. Very few want to be seen in the Zona. I would rule out Cascadas, Leyva, Rizo the'Oro, Hacienda d Santiago for escort mongering. There is a hotel called Velario that is nearby. Escorts MAY go there but I'm not sure. It's walking distance to the clubs, but I have heard mixed reports as to the management of the hotel and the safety of the walk.
Mundo at CuminTJ told me that very few of his girls will be seen in Zona Norte. After that I have always gotten a room at Ticuan for escorts.
Same goes with the girls from MLB. Very few want to be seen in the Zona. I would rule out Cascadas, Leyva, Rizo the'Oro, Hacienda d Santiago for escort mongering. There is a hotel called Velario that is nearby. Escorts MAY go there but I'm not sure. It's walking distance to the clubs, but I have heard mixed reports as to the management of the hotel and the safety of the walk.Disappointing a bit. You'd think with their faces in plain sight on the websites its pretty much out in the open for all to see.
Finally decided to set up an overnight with MLB. Dennis was easy to work with and called me back quickly with updates / confirmations.
So, this time I was going to stay at Ticuan and avoid the hassle of multiple crossing. Planned to park at UETA. I had read somebody accidently drove into Mexico and I was rather freaked out by that possibility (even though I was going to mexico, ha) given I am a habitual exit-misser. Those last couple of exits were a somewhat harrowing experience for me. Finding UETA parking lot entrance was very easy but only because I had studied it on google street view.
Had a little e-mail problem from Ticuan since I would get no wifi signal. When I did eventually get it, my phone wouldn't let me do voip and there was no email address listed on the site. Used contact form on the site and got reply immediately! (Later on it worked better. Also could get phone signal on the fifth floor later). Their TV unit sucked and was taped with a mirror to kinda-sorta get the remote almost working from only one weird angle.
I had a room in almost the corner of the building and couldn't get wifi properly in the room and had parked myself outside in the lounge area fiddling with my phone. Luz came shortly after the appointed time. I thought she looked a bit different than her photos but nothing significantly different. I think faces can tend to look a bit different based on just one angle.
This girl was my girlfriend for the night in every way! Came and asked what I had in mind while standing with me and staring out the window. Went and had a drink with her out to Las Pulgas first, came back relatively quickly and spent time making out while the jacuzzi filled up. Just kissing and foreplay (this was important to me. I needed appropriate build up thus making it different than the average bar girl session). Spent time in the jacuzzi. She's a bit crazy but not in a bad way, ha. High spirits basically. Probably best to keep it to no more than 2 beers for her.
Had sex a total of four times through the night. After two times, she fell asleep in my arms. We slept totally wrapped around each other. I started touching her when I woke up in the middle of the night and when she woke up, she went under the covers to give me a BJ. Ha, this girl was awesome. Then more sex. But this girl is like a crazy sex machine. She'll just keep on going. Hard to keep up. One time I got her off with my hands (she remarked "I have a happy pussy"). Did a little FITA as well. Around 5 am, went at it one last time.
I've had better sex to be honest. And she isn't hot-looking like the bar girls but I give her full points for her attitude and enthusiasm. Girlfriend for the night. Totally! Even expressed outrage on my behalf saying I spent 100 dollars for the room and even the TV doesn't work properly, ha, among other things. Offered to call and talk to them in spanish. And this girl does not get tired, seriously.
I thought the overnight thing was awesome. First time I ever did it. I counted 8-9 "events" through the night, so that made it worth it. The only bad thing is that you're down energy-wise the next day. I can't sleep through the day, so I'll just be miserable. Would like to get the same deal during daytime, ha.
* * *
Made one Adelita visit in the late afternoon. But otherwise, stayed in to relax and have a good night's sleep before a long drive back home.
Went back at 5:30 am the following morning. Didn't wait even a minute in the line. Flew right through. I was unsure if I had to put my bag through the x-ray machine so asked a female officer there. She had me show what was in my pockets! And then she took a look at my passport and asked what I was doing in Mexico. Not the typical CBP question but rather "WTF, man! What were YOU doing in MEXICO!" (I tend to get that reaction). I said "thanksgiving break?". And she was like,"Go to Cancun! Hawaii. Hawaii is good!" Did not take a look at bag or run it through the machine.
Oh, one other funny incident which tickled my funny bone. I was watching Inside Man on TV the next day and Denzel Washington mentioned getting a BJ for $5. Other police officer stared at him: "$5!" Denzel says: "Tijuana. Don't ask." Hahaha. That was priceless to watch, in Tijuana.
Came back to UETA and car was safe but some idiot had parked his van so close that I couldn't open the driver side door. Had to jump in from the passenger side.
Finally decided to set up an overnight with MLB. Dennis was easy to work with and called me back quickly with updates / confirmations.
So, this time I was going to stay at Ticuan and avoid the hassle of multiple crossing. Planned to park at UETA. I had read somebody accidently drove into Mexico and I was rather freaked out by that possibility (even though I was going to mexico, ha) given I am a habitual exit-misser. Those last couple of exits were a somewhat harrowing experience for me. Finding UETA parking lot entrance was very easy but only because I had studied it on google street view.
Had a little e-mail problem from Ticuan since I would get no wifi signal. When I did eventually get it, my phone wouldn't let me do voip and there was no email address listed on the site. Used contact form on the site and got reply immediately! (Later on it worked better. Also could get phone signal on the fifth floor later). Their TV unit sucked and was taped with a mirror to kinda-sorta get the remote almost working from only one weird angle.
I had a room in almost the corner of the building and couldn't get wifi properly in the room and had parked myself outside in the lounge area fiddling with my phone. Luz came shortly after the appointed time. I thought she looked a bit different than her photos but nothing significantly different. I think faces can tend to look a bit different based on just one angle.
This girl was my girlfriend for the night in every way! Came and asked what I had in mind while standing with me and staring out the window. Went and had a drink with her out to Las Pulgas first, came back relatively quickly and spent time making out while the jacuzzi filled up. Just kissing and foreplay (this was important to me. I needed appropriate build up thus making it different than the average bar girl session). Spent time in the jacuzzi. She's a bit crazy but not in a bad way, ha. High spirits basically. Probably best to keep it to no more than 2 beers for her...Good report man!
1 thing I don't like about UETA the stalls are too narrow like that. Its the furthest away but provides peace of mind is the Border Station parking. Cameras and security all over the parking lot. This is important if you have a nice car. I haven't done escorts yet but your report has me looking to try it out this coming weekend.
The Tall Man
12-11-13, 08:45
i too have been looking at the ads (w4m) in cl for a few years and always wondered what the real experience would be like. thanks for sharing your experience. i may try it next time i'm down in tijuana.
the tall man.
it was time for a bombing run to tijuana, so i started browsing cl. let's see what turns up.
i'd been looking at a promising ad. the age was about right (i don't really care for the alleged 19 year olds) and the price was right. so, i gathered my pidgin spanish and called the number. speedy gonzales, the fastest talker in all mexico, answered the phone. omg! i finally determined her availability, but when i tried to set up a meet the following day (tuesday) she told me she lived in otay. oh, that is a bit of a trek, isn't it? so, i decided to visit a place i hadn't seen in years. otay mesa.
if anyone cares, you take the 905 east and exit at siempre viva road. go right, and then left on otay something-or-other road. if you keep going to the end and turn right there is a cheap parking lot. $5 for 24 hours. however, it's a bit of a walk. i think there are other lots to the north of the 905 also. but i snagged a free spot on nicole tesla street, near the pedestrian entrance. stopped into the 7-11 and changed some money (12. 25:1) , then walked to the border. it's a bit longer than the ueta-to-tijuana walk, but much easier.
after you come through the turnstiles there are the blanco / oro cabs. i had one of the cabbies call her for directions. i think next time i'll go out to the street and get a libre. 100 pesos for about 5km of driving. and i thought the amarillos were high.
anyway, standing right where she said she'd be was my date. hmm. a bit chubbier than her pix would indicate and a lot shorter than i thought. i think about 4' 11". but cute face and bubbly personality. kinda reminded me of a happy chipmunk. my attitude is that one can always find a way to benefit from any new experience, so no problem. and i liked her attitude immediately when she asked if i wanted to go somewhere in this cab or if we should get another. good idea. we walked back to the main street (the name escapes me but it's the main drag paralleling the border) and caught the collectivo. 10 pesos a person. we hopped out at 7-11 to get a drink. she grabbed a large monster. hmm. that explains a lot. we then walked to the otay motel (or similar name) which is set up just like la mansion, only not nearly as nice. same price. 200 pesos for up to 4 hours, must leave i'd.
we had plenty of time, so we sat on the sofa to get to know each other better. she put on the tv music channel, rather blushingly skipping over the porn channels. when she remembers to speak slowly she's a good conversationalist. definitely a semi-pro, which is cool with me. after lots of chit-chat, one thing led to another, which led to giving her a back rub, which led to petting and all the other fun stuff.
we retired to the bed to continue. lots of nice kissing (very important) , lots of titty play which she really enjoyed. lots of daty and she gives an enthusiastic, but a bit amateurish, cbj. still good. switched to doggy, but the daty thing kind of backfired. way too wet and had a very hard time gaining any traction, if you know what i mean.
after a brief rest and showering together we checked out and went for some grub. across the street is a taco stand, something like tacos otay (very original). i wouldn't mention them, but they had some of the very best carne asada i've had in mexico. properly marinated, nice char and still juicy. yum.
she needed to catch a cab to the store to get things for an upcoming baby shower. so, we kissed goodbye and i decided to walk to the border. mistake. the bridge looked pretty close, and it wasn't a bad walk. but, then i realized that the actual border is another fur piece from the road. note to self: take taxi next time.
the pedestrian crossing is busy. not as busy as san ysidro, but it's a lot smaller. tip to those without sentri: they have a "ready lane." so, if you have an rfid i'd, like sentri or a passport card, you can bypass a lot of the line by taking this. near the building the ready lane splits into the sentri. the ready lane still looked like maybe a 30 minute wait (about 4pm on tuesday) but the regular line looked to be 3 or 4 times that.
once across, there is a pedestrian bridge taking you back across the 905 to the parking areas. it's not nearly as odious as the sy one.
so, approximately 3 hours with a very pleasant lady, some tacos and a lot of walking in some very pleasant weather. not a bad way to spend the afternoon. damages: 1000p + 100 propina for her. 100p for the first taxi. 115p for tacos and sodas. 40 (?) for drinks. 20 for collectivo. under 1400mxn. what's not to like? would repeat.
i have to say that all the "mexican moms" i've met on cl have been really nice people. very friendly, kind and affectionate. lots of fun to be around, generally good in bed. i'm hooked.
Anyone ever use www.bajadate.com They pass themselves off as a legit dating service, but I don't know how true that is once you finish your date. The website says they are not a prostitution site, but a place to find a wife or girlfriend. A little info would be helpful from the regulars.
Errol Flynn
12-28-13, 06:18
I am planning my first trip to Tijuana in MANY years, January 2nd (Yea!). I wasn't that impressed last time but a lot of new things seem to have opened up since then (like Hong Kong Club and the GFE escort services addressed in this thread). Those are the two main thing I want to try: a night of debauchery in HK Club followed by a couple hours in the morning with a GFE.
For the night of debauchery, Hotel Cascadas seems to me to make the most sense. I guess I could go check into a place like Ticuan, leave my stuff there, party in the Zona then cab it to Ticuan late at night, but at the prices I see I think having the pad in the Zona (Cascadas) makes more sense. BUT, I understand that most escort girls won't go to the Zona Hotels (not even in the morning?) so I figure I would need to check out of Cascadas and get a room that was acceptable for a couple hours. I don't see hourly rates on any of the Motel sites, but figure they must have them.
Can anybody tell me what two hours should cost and make a recommendation for a place convenient first from the Zona and then to the border? With two hours I doubt there's time for a jacuzzi. But I do like them.
Full FR pending January 4th or so.
I am planning my first trip to Tijuana in MANY years, January 2nd (Yea!). I wasn't that impressed last time but a lot of new things seem to have opened up since then (like Hong Kong Club and the GFE escort services addressed in this thread). Those are the two main thing I want to try: a night of debauchery in HK Club followed by a couple hours in the morning with a GFE.
For the night of debauchery, Hotel Cascadas seems to me to make the most sense. I guess I could go check into a place like Ticuan, leave my stuff there, party in the Zona then cab it to Ticuan late at night, but at the prices I see I think having the pad in the Zona (Cascadas) makes more sense. BUT, I understand that most escort girls won't go to the Zona Hotels (not even in the morning?) so I figure I would need to check out of Cascadas and get a room that was acceptable for a couple hours. I don't see hourly rates on any of the Motel sites, but figure they must have them.
Can anybody tell me what two hours should cost and make a recommendation for a place convenient first from the Zona and then to the border? With two hours I doubt there's time for a jacuzzi. But I do like them.
Full FR pending January 4th or so.You are correct on most girls. Call the escort services and see which girl will go to Cascadas so you don't waste your money on rooms. I know Monseratt and Chanel, if my memory serves me correct both work at HK at night and are escorts in the day. Also, on their websites there are hotels rented by the hour if you still want to get another room and google there location so you can determine how close to the border.
Baxter Slade
12-28-13, 22:32
A good option for a Motel would be La Mansion. It is in the general direction of the border, zona Rio area. It is a love motel with very nice rooms. I like the rooms there better than the Ticuan as far as the actual room goes. The cost will be $27 for 4 hours. Only draw back you might find is, if you arrive by taxi you will be required to leave your I'd at the office. Also I'am sure all the Escort services are quite familier with this motel.
Errol Flynn
12-29-13, 02:12
A good option for a Motel would be La Mansion. It is in the general direction of the border, zona Rio area. It is a love motel with very nice rooms. I like the rooms there better than the Ticuan as far as the actual room goes. The cost will be $27 for 4 hours. Only draw back you might find is, if you arrive by taxi you will be required to leave your I'd at the office. Also I'am sure all the Escort services are quite familier with this motel.Thanks, that's very helpful. I may be biting off a lot with doing La Zona and an escort in a brief trip, but at least I'll know what I like next time.
Errol Flynn
01-06-14, 07:39
I'm detailing my entire 20 hours in Tijuana in the General Reports thread (if anyone cares about all the details) , but wanted to warn on my experience with Frida here.
Thursday I went to Tijuana for the first time in ten or more years. There were two main things I wanted to experience: the very hyped Hong Kong Club and the growing GFE escort scene. I read reports here and on another board before going and knew that the major agencies are MLB, CITJ and Hottijuana. Because I wanted to do the Zona and HK (which seem like night activities) and try the escort scene (which seems like a daytime activity) and I need some recovery time, I figured Zona in the evening and Escort the next day. Only problem is it made the most sense to stay at Cascadas for the Zona, but I read here that the GFE Escort girls won't go to Zona hotels (and who wants to get up after a long night partying and switch hotels?)
Maybe it's just their website but the MLB girls just don't look that hot. The CITJ site has a lot of good info and clear pictures, but the girls are a bit too clothed to judge. The pictures and info on Hottijuana are a bit sketchier, but sexier. And they're all competing, right? To stay in the top three they must provide comparable levels of service, no? So I wrote to Mundo at CITJ and Tania at HotT and told them that I was looking for a girl for a few hours Friday morning, I'd be staying at Cascadas, would their girls come there and if not could they recommend a Motel between there and the border? Tania wrote back and said that all of her girls would go to any hotel. She asked which girl I wanted? Mundo only wrote back several days later and rather tersely said that his girls don't go to the Zona and there are no Motels between there and the border. Not very helpful. So I wrote back to Tania and tried to describe what I wanted and proposed 4 of her girls. One of the girls I proposed was Frida, but I specifically told Tania that I had seen several negative recent reviews of Frida on another site. I figured that after that she'd only push Frida if she was standing behind her. And pushing Frida is exactly what Tania did.
Tania wrote: "best girls is Frida and sarita the tipe girls you are looking
Frida is perfect the guy make a reviews make in love the girls
And late he is yelows and want more tan services. But I garanty Frida "
So I booked Frida for 2 hours starting at ten am at Cascadas. The price was $260 which seems a bit steep (It's $150 for an hour, CITJ is $130) , but since the service was guaranteed and I got to stay at Cascadas I figured what the heck? We confirmed and reconfirmed when I got to Cascades. Then I went out to Hong Kong and got drunk and when I woke up at 9 am my wallet was empty. There was no safe available but I had hidden $200 so I figured I was okay, an hour is $150. But since I had said 2 hours I immediately emailed Tania and explained I only had $200. She phoned me and said : How much money you have?" and I said $200, I know it's not the full 2 hours, but could Frida do a bit more than an hour and I'll give all of it to her? Tania said probably, talk to Frida, I said fine.
I had booked a Jacuzzi room so I filled it with hot water and bubble bath, laid out clean towels, popped a vitamin V and Frida arrived on time. She's a cute 19 year old, but not up to the pictures on the site, much plainer. She's also sweet and soft spoken, but that's where the good ends. I decided to be straight up (big mistake) , gave her the $200, explained that's all I had but would she do a bit more than an hour? She said sure. Well the time in the Jacuzzi was okay, we had a chat about her background, she let me touch her a bit but never really responded. There were a few kisses but she was very tight lipped. Then we got out and lay on the bed. A few more tight lipped kisses and she pulled out a condom (we're about 15 minutes into the session). She slapped it on my dick and started to suck. I told her gently that I really preferred bjs without a condom, to which she replied she never does that. There are a few things that define a GFE escort for me, some are slightly intangible like her reaching out to cuddle me, but a couple are very clear and they include DFK and BBBJ. Did you ever have a girlfriend who insisted on a condom for a blowjob?
Then we fucked, that's the only word as Frida was completely passive except to guide me into her unshaven pussy. Even when I'm not hungover I have a hard time getting off with a condom on. Impossible with CBJ, difficult FS, but I know why we don't do BBFS, so a BBBJ is a great way to finish. But that wasn't to be so I rolled off and we tried a HJ, but by now I was pretty turned off. She put a condom back on and sucked a bit, then I tried to hit her Doggie, it was a nice ass to look at, but far from the best I've seen and she was giving nothing back. I got off and thought we'd take a breather, maybe cuddle and figure it out. Instead Frida got up and went to the shower, she spent 15 minutes in there, got out and got dressed and walked out of the room at 10:56. I could have objected, but in my past experience that doesn't get anywhere, at minimum the mood is ruined. That's why I pay for GFE, so I can stay in the mood. Is 56 minutes, of which fifteen were spent in the shower and fifteen in the hot tub, while leaving me with blueballs, the GFE version of a bit more than an hour? Is that $200 worth in Tijuana?
IMHO this was not GFE in any way shape or form, none of the services, none of the sensuality, none of the attitude. It was just an hour of Tijuana chica equivocation, a negotiation to do as little as possible. I don't know if the other Tijuana services are as bad, but given that this was what Tania guaranteed I will certainly not use HotTijuana again. And no, I'm not yelows.
ItsMeBeyatch
01-06-14, 08:47
Has anyone stayed at the aqua Rio? Is it escort friendly? Number one rated on tripadvisor
I'm detailing my entire 20 hours in Tijuana in the General Reports thread (if anyone cares about all the details) , but wanted to warn on my experience with Frida here.
Thursday I went to Tijuana for the first time in ten or more years. There were two main things I wanted to experience: the very hyped Hong Kong Club and the growing GFE escort scene. I read reports here and on another board before going and knew that the major agencies are MLB, CITJ and Hottijuana. Because I wanted to do the Zona and HK (which seem like night activities) and try the escort scene (which seems like a daytime activity) and I need some recovery time, I figured Zona in the evening and Escort the next day. Only problem is it made the most sense to stay at Cascadas for the Zona, but I read here that the GFE Escort girls won't go to Zona hotels (and who wants to get up after a long night partying and switch hotels?)
Maybe it's just their website but the MLB girls just don't look that hot. The CITJ site has a lot of good info and clear pictures, but the girls are a bit too clothed to judge. The pictures and info on Hottijuana are a bit sketchier, but sexier. And they're all competing, right? To stay in the top three they must provide comparable levels of service, no? So I wrote to Mundo at CITJ and Tania at HotT and told them that I was looking for a girl for a few hours Friday morning, I'd be staying at Cascadas, would their girls come there and if not could they recommend a Motel between there and the border? Tania wrote back and said that all of her girls would go to any hotel. She asked which girl I wanted? Mundo only wrote back several days later and rather tersely said that his girls don't go to the Zona and there are no Motels between there and the border. Not very helpful. So I wrote back to Tania and tried to describe what I wanted and proposed 4 of her girls. One of the girls I proposed was Frida, but I specifically told Tania that I had seen several negative recent reviews of Frida on another site. I figured that after that she'd only push Frida if she was standing behind her. And pushing Frida is exactly what Tania did.
Tania wrote: "best girls is Frida and sarita the tipe girls you are looking
Frida is perfect the guy make a reviews make in love the girls
And late he is yelows and want more tan services. But I garanty Frida "
So I booked Frida for 2 hours starting at ten am at Cascadas. The price was $260 which seems a bit steep (It's $150 for an hour, CITJ is $130) , but since the service was guaranteed and I got to stay at Cascadas I figured what the heck? We confirmed and reconfirmed when I got to Cascades. Then I went out to Hong Kong and got drunk and when I woke up at 9 am my wallet was empty. There was no safe available but I had hidden $200 so I figured I was okay, an hour is $150. But since I had said 2 hours I immediately emailed Tania and explained I only had $200. She phoned me and said : How much money you have?" and I said $200, I know it's not the full 2 hours, but could Frida do a bit more than an hour and I'll give all of it to her? Tania said probably, talk to Frida, I said fine.
I had booked a Jacuzzi room so I filled it with hot water and bubble bath, laid out clean towels, popped a vitamin V and Frida arrived on time. She's a cute 19 year old, but not up to the pictures on the site, much plainer. She's also sweet and soft spoken, but that's where the good ends. I decided to be straight up (big mistake) , gave her the $200, explained that's all I had but would she do a bit more than an hour? She said sure. Well the time in the Jacuzzi was okay, we had a chat about her background, she let me touch her a bit but never really responded. There were a few kisses but she was very tight lipped. Then we got out and lay on the bed. A few more tight lipped kisses and she pulled out a condom (we're about 15 minutes into the session). She slapped it on my dick and started to suck. I told her gently that I really preferred bjs without a condom, to which she replied she never does that. There are a few things that define a GFE escort for me, some are slightly intangible like her reaching out to cuddle me, but a couple are very clear and they include DFK and BBBJ. Did you ever have a girlfriend who insisted on a condom for a blowjob?
Then we fucked, that's the only word as Frida was completely passive except to guide me into her unshaven pussy. Even when I'm not hungover I have a hard time getting off with a condom on. Impossible with CBJ, difficult FS, but I know why we don't do BBFS, so a BBBJ is a great way to finish. But that wasn't to be so I rolled off and we tried a HJ, but by now I was pretty turned off. She put a condom back on and sucked a bit, then I tried to hit her Doggie, it was a nice ass to look at, but far from the best I've seen and she was giving nothing back. I got off and thought we'd take a breather, maybe cuddle and figure it out. Instead Frida got up and went to the shower, she spent 15 minutes in there, got out and got dressed and walked out of the room at 10:56. I could have objected, but in my past experience that doesn't get anywhere, at minimum the mood is ruined. That's why I pay for GFE, so I can stay in the mood. Is 56 minutes, of which fifteen were spent in the shower and fifteen in the hot tub, while leaving me with blueballs, the GFE version of a bit more than an hour? Is that $200 worth in Tijuana?
IMHO this was not GFE in any way shape or form, none of the services, none of the sensuality, none of the attitude. It was just an hour of Tijuana chica equivocation, a negotiation to do as little as possible. I don't know if the other Tijuana services are as bad, but given that this was what Tania guaranteed I will certainly not use HotTijuana again. And no, I'm not yelows.Wow that sucks man. Sorry you got burned, but the escort scene I guess is like the bar scene where it is hit or miss. I too have been burned but overall have also had great experiences.
I have used CITJ 3 times and only 1 wasn't good. I have also used 2 other agencies and they both worked out. I wouldn't rule out the escorts if I were you. Just chalk it up to experience and try again.
Burma Jones
01-06-14, 17:28
Errol,
Hate to hear of such a bad experience. I used Tania once about a year ago. Had an appointment with a girl for a $300, 3 hour session. The girl never showed and after several e-mails to Tania, she (Tania) finally called a couple of hours later apologizing. She offered a new girl who was not on her website yet and sent a few photos by e-mail. The girl looked attractive enough so I said sure. The girl arrived an hour later but by then, I only had 2 hours before check out so the girl called Tania to see what we could do about the rate. I tried to argue that I was loosing a whole hour for $40 (2 hours for $260 or 3 hours for $300) but she would not budge. The girl was very nervous but got through one session of BBBJ and intercourse but it was far from GFE and when I went in for seconds, she headed to the shower and stayed for 30 minutes, coming out fully dressed and ready to leave. I felt totally burned, taken advantage of, and scammed as I felt Tania should have had my back since her girl missed the appointment and should not have vouched for a newbie that just wanted to run for the door. I have not used her services since and have read a lot of the same complaints about her agency and her girls.
But as always, YMMV.
Burma
That's why I pay for GFE, so I can stay in the mood. Is 56 minutes, of which fifteen were spent in the shower and fifteen in the hot tub, while leaving me with blueballs, the GFE version of a bit more than an hour? Is that $200 worth in Tijuana?
IMHO this was not GFE in any way shape or form, none of the services, none of the sensuality, none of the attitude. It was just an hour of Tijuana chica equivocation, a negotiation to do as little as possible. I don't know if the other Tijuana services are as bad, but given that this was what Tania guaranteed I will certainly not use HotTijuana again. And no, I'm not yelows.Noo, I think you're berry yelows. :D
First, thanks for the great TRs in both threads. They're very readable and interesting.
Getting escorts can be a crap shoot. Wagering $200 on such a crap shoot is ridiculous. I won't use agencies primarily because I have a philosophical objection to pimping. Too many people make their living off of somebody else's labor. But, that's not the point.
The point is you were cheated. What happened to you was certainly not $200 worth in Tijuana. I've been using independents for some time now and have never had such a bad experience as yours. The indies seem to have a better grasp on customer service principles. Your $200 would probably have gotten you 4 hours in a nice No-Tel, and at least 2 hours with a very nice young lady.
Next time, skip the agencies. You may be pleasantly surprised. And if you do hit a dud, it won't have cost you $200.
Noo, I think you're berry yelows. .
First, thanks for the great TRs in both threads. They're very readable and interesting.
Getting escorts can be a crap shoot. Wagering $200 on such a crap shoot is ridiculous. I won't use agencies primarily because I have a philosophical objection to pimping. Too many people make their living off of somebody else's labor. But, that's not the point.
The point is you were cheated. What happened to you was certainly not $200 worth in Tijuana. I've been using independents for some time now and have never had such a bad experience as yours. The indies seem to have a better grasp on customer service principles. Your $200 would probably have gotten you 4 hours in a nice No-Tel, and at least 2 hours with a very nice young lady.
Next time, skip the agencies. You may be pleasantly surprised. And if you do hit a dud, it won't have cost you $200.Thats my goal this next trip. No HK arriba. But spend far less on a kiss and a grope here and there, and go indy for the real fun.
Just tryin hard to study up, and do my best to align the odds in favor of a quality indy girl. Not easy, and I do not assume that they're all going to be 'good'.
Erroll, you sound like a complete newbie.
#1 the girls at hot tijuana. Net are 130 for an hour. You can see the "promotion" scrolling across for every girl. Why you paid 150 for an hour or 260 for 2 is beyond me.
# 2 you never set up a date for more than a hour. Ever. You need to see if the girl is good and you hit it off. If she isn't good, you are only out 130 or 125 at cum in Tijuana. If the girl is great, and you hit it off, you get her number and offer her less than what you paid the agency, but a little more than her cut from the agency. From what I understand, they get half. So at 130, thats 65 for the girl. If you offer her 75 or 80 without the agency its a win / win for everyone except the agency. Why you don't understand this, or tried to figure this out on your own is a mystery.
I have looked at some of the independent chicas on backpage and sexytijuana. Does anyone have experience with this?
I have looked at some of the independent chicas on backpage and sexytijuana. Does anyone have experience with this?Yes, what do you want to know?
Errol Flynn
01-11-14, 22:16
Erroll, you sound like a complete newbie.
#1 the girls at hot tijuana. Net are 130 for an hour. You can see the "promotion" scrolling across for every girl. Why you paid 150 for an hour or 260 for 2 is beyond me.Thanks for the input. I made quite clear that I was new to the Tijuana Escort scene, although I have mongered around the world for many years. And if you read the HotTijuana web site carefully you would see that the $130 special only applies to certain girls. Frida was not one of them. Tania made clear that she was 150 / hr or 260/2. Since I had 20 hours to experience Tijuana I decided to take Tania's advice and go for the girl she most recommended even if the cost was higher. That was my mistake. But nothing I had read on this board warned me about that. Which is why I am sharing the info here so that others may benefit. And I didn't have time to set something up on the side is the answer to your mystery. Maybe I should have only booked an hour and been ready to extend, but not knowing the Tijuana system I didn't know if that was possible, and I was trying to ensure a great experience, Anyway, I'm glad you get to feel superior.
Errol
But nothing I had read on this board warned me about that. Which is why I am sharing the info here so that others may benefit. And I didn't have time to set something up on the side is the answer to your mystery. Maybe I should have only booked an hour and been ready to extend, but not knowing the Tijuana system I didn't know if that was possibleEF,
Thanks for sharing your experience, you summarized the essence of this board by "sharing the info so that others may benefit".
Cheers,
Keg
EF,
Thanks for sharing your experience, you summarized the essence of this board by "sharing the info so that others may benefit".
Cheers,
KegEF,
We were all new at some point. If we were all pros and knew it all we wouldn't be here. Thanks for sharing as it might help a newbie down the line.
WildTimes1
01-13-14, 08:28
I'm detailing my entire 20 hours in Tijuana in the General Reports thread (if anyone cares about all the details) , but wanted to warn on my experience with Frida here.
Tania wrote:."And late he is yelows and want more tan services. But I garanty Frida "
So I booked Frida for 2 hours starting at ten am at Cascadas. Frida arrived on time. She's a cute 19 year old, but not up to the pictures on the site, much plainer. She's also sweet and soft spoken, but that's where the good ends. I decided to be straight up (big mistake) , gave her the $200, explained that's all I had but would she do a bit more than an hour? She said sure. Well the time in the Jacuzzi was okay, we had a chat about her background, she let me touch her a bit but never really responded. There were a few kisses but she was very tight lipped. Then we got out and lay on the bed. A few more tight lipped kisses and she pulled out a condom (we're about 15 minutes into the session)..I'm the guy who Tania referenced in her email. I did not want more than normal service. Frida stopped providing GFE and I wanted to warn you guys about it. She used to always DFK and BBBJCIM. Sorry to hear that your experience with Frida sucked, but that's what she typically provides now. Very different than when she first started. I'm very disappointed in Tania. When I complained to her, she told me that "Frida was too sensitive a girl for her to tell her to perform better"; from that experience I learned Tania doesn't really care about taking care of regular clients very well. Mundo at Cumin Tijuana is much better to work with and his girls always provide GFE. Give his agency a try. I had a great time with Gregoria.
Errol Flynn
01-13-14, 08:34
EF,
We were all new at some point. If we were all pros and knew it all we wouldn't be here. Thanks for sharing as it might help a newbie down the line.I was feeling a little put off by the earlier post. I mean I wouldn't do it the same way a second time, but that doesn't mean I wasn't trying to get it right the first time, you spend a bunch of time writing up a TR and admitting to your mistakes and someone comes a long and calls you an idiot. I'm not really new to hobbying, I have done it seriously in Thailand and Colombia and dabbled in: South Africa, Cabo Verde, Canary Islands, England, Amsterdam, Barbados, USVI, Puerto Rico, Guatemala, El Salvador. But much of the Tijuana scene is still new to me.
Looking around another board it seems like $300 / hr can get you GFE with a girl even here in sex prison. I'm sure it's a bit hit or miss, but then my $200 / hr session in Tijuana was hit and miss.
And if I can't figure out how to get back across the border with less than a 3. 5 hour wait in the sun, Tijuana may have to continue to remain new to me.
And if I can't figure out how to get back across the border with less than a 3. 5 hour wait in the sun, Tijuana may have to continue to remain new to me.Try spending a few days down there so that the "one" session doesn't have so much riding on it. If you are "there" you can always go and get a SG or BG to make up for the bad session.
Even if I lived in SD I would make an effort to stay for a few days or at least overnight to fully indulge.
As far as lines go just plan on leaving Tijuana between 2 and 2:30 am. Make a reservation for an early arrival at a motel in San Ysidro.
WildTimes1
01-13-14, 09:21
And if I can't figure out how to get back across the border with less than a 3. 5 hour wait in the sun, Tijuana may have to continue to remain new to me.If you're wanting to go to Tijuana often, apply for a SENTRI card or, better yet if you travel internationally, a Global Access card. I almost always have less than a 5 minute wait to cross the border.
I didn't mean for my post to come across like that. I just think its common sense to only book a hour with a girl you have never met in person, and only saw on the net. 260 dollars is a lot of money in Tijuana or the US. How could you possibly know you would want to spend 2 hours with a girl you have never met. If you met her at HK, and had a good time with her, and then set up a date for 2 hours, then it would make sense. Bottom line, when you are dealing with a girl from a website, book the minimum, and get numbers for later. I booked a girl from a Tijuana agency, and after the hour, she paid her driver and then wanted to go to Las Pulgas with me for no charge other then drinks and dinner. I declined because I wasn't attracted to her. Her pictures were much better than in person.
And if I can't figure out how to get back across the border with less than a 3. 5 hour wait in the sun, Tijuana may have to continue to remain new to me.If you absolutely have to cross in the middle of the day, especially on a weekend, then you'll need GOES or SENTRI.
However, if you can schedule your crossing later, you'll have a much easier time. The rush tends to start tapering off after about 6pm. By 10pm the lines are pretty short and get shorter up until about 3 or 4am when things begin to pick up again.
You can also park in Otay Mesa and cab it to the zona. It'll cost you more in taxi fare, but the lines will thin out earlier. Warning, they will still be long during the day, but not as long (usually) as San Ysidro.
RikiMichaels4
01-14-14, 05:37
Has anyone stayed at the aqua Rio? Is it escort friendly? Number one rated on tripadvisorI've stayed in the Hotel Aqua Rio several times. It's not as great as it is made out to be in Trip Advisor. It's not bad though. Owned by the same people that own Hotel Ticuan. It's cheap at around $32. 00 per night. If I had to equate it to a hotel in the US, I would say it's a notch above Motel 6, but not a bad choice.
On another note, stayed at the Ticuan last Friday. They have raised the price for a single room to $80, claiming that there is a new 16% hotel tax that went into effect in Tijuana on 1/1/14.
I think a good alternative is the Hotel Real Del Rio, located in the Zona Rio. Real nice, clean place with a cool little bar and nice little restaurant, La Miel, that serves pretty good food. Rooms there on the internet at Booking. Com last week were going for $52 a night. Great price!
Hope this helps.
I've stayed in the Hotel Aqua Rio several times. It's not as great as it is made out to be in Trip Advisor. It's not bad though. Owned by the same people that own Hotel Ticuan. It's cheap at around $32. 00 per night. If I had to equate it to a hotel in the US, I would say it's a notch above Motel 6, but not a bad choice.
On another note, stayed at the Ticuan last Friday. They have raised the price for a single room to $80, claiming that there is a new 16% hotel tax that went into effect in Tijuana on 1/1/14.
I think a good alternative is the Hotel Real Del Rio, located in the Zona Rio. Real nice, clean place with a cool little bar and nice little restaurant, La Miel, that serves pretty good food. Rooms there on the internet at Booking. Com last week were going for $52 a night. Great price!
Hope this helps.OK. I'm convinced. I'll give it a try and report back. But I'm holding you personally responsible if the place sux. :)
ThrowAway3602
03-07-14, 18:02
Anyone seen girls from Clubtj69? It's an email list I get from a guy in tijuana named Gonzalo. He always has some really hot chicks. 1500 pesos for 90 minute session, all girls are GFE with BBBJ / msog / cim / dfk. They all look really hot in the pics, just wondering if anyone has had session with any of them? There's very few reviews online and nothing on here about it. The only girl I've really found reviews about were Nathaly and Dayana.
Thanks guys.
Anyone seen girls from Clubtj69? It's an email list I get from a guy in tijuana named Gonzalo. He always has some really hot chicks. 1500 pesos for 90 minute session, all girls are GFE with BBBJ / msog / cim / dfk. They all look really hot in the pics, just wondering if anyone has had session with any of them? There's very few reviews online and nothing on here about it. The only girl I've really found reviews about were Nathaly and Dayana.
Thanks guys.Why don't you TOFTT, try it and report back?
ThrowAway3602
03-08-14, 08:41
Why don't you TOFTT, try it and report back?Oh I plan on it, just wondering if it was anything good with this group. First time going to Tijuana so just looking for as much help and research before I go.
Quick Love
03-08-14, 20:34
Oh I plan on it, just wondering if it was anything good with this group. First time going to Tijuana so just looking for as much help and research before I go.I plan to be down this upcoming weekend 03/14. 03/16, we should meet up at Hong kong club ill buy you a drink. I've gone down there the last 3 times by myself and looking for some cool people to hang with.
PM me if you can.
Anyone seen girls from Clubtj69? It's an email list I get from a guy in tijuana named Gonzalo. He always has some really hot chicks. 1500 pesos for 90 minute session, all girls are GFE with BBBJ / msog / cim / dfk. They all look really hot in the pics, just wondering if anyone has had session with any of them? There's very few reviews online and nothing on here about it. The only girl I've really found reviews about were Nathaly and Dayana.
Thanks guys.A quick Google search brings up posting from another board which mentions a bust for under-aged girls. It also speaks about their website. Which I've tried to access but it appears now non functional.
I realize none of this is concrete and may not impact one's experience with the actual chicas.
ThrowAway3602
03-09-14, 06:00
I plan to be down this upcoming weekend 03/14. 03/16, we should meet up at Hong kong club ill buy you a drink. I've gone down there the last 3 times by myself and looking for some cool people to hang with.
PM me if you can.Unfortunately I'm not going down this weekend, and when I do go it'll be a Sunday. Wednesday trip.
ThrowAway3602
03-09-14, 19:24
A quick Google search brings up posting from another board which mentions a bust for under-aged girls. It also speaks about their website. Which I've tried to access but it appears now non functional.
I realize none of this is concrete and may not impact one's experience with the actual chicas.Yes I saw that on google, but after some another site searches, I finally found some reviews. Most list 21ish so that works for me. CuminTJ doesn't really have many lookers imo.
WildTimes1
03-17-14, 17:48
CuminTJ doesn't really have many lookers imo.Yeah, his current line-up is a little sparse on hot-looking women right now, but changes happen regularly, so I check the website about once a week. Of the current girls, I can vouch for Gregoria. She's hotter than her pictures and gives great GFE service.
SilverBeard
03-23-14, 21:51
I noticed Yadira is back after being gone for about 4 years. She automatically replaces Gaby as #1 in the pic rotation. She still looks good! Anyone take her yet?
This newer girl from Cum in T. J is smoking hot and looks darn fit to.
Any had the pleasure of meeting her? I normally don't bother with escort girls but I am so tempted.
http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/antoniette.html
The Tall Man
05-15-14, 21:45
This newer girl from Cum in T. J is smoking hot and looks darn fit to.
Any had the pleasure of meeting her? I normally don't bother with escort girls but I am so tempted.
http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/antoniette.htmlYes she is a cutie for sure! Anyone have any experience with her? Do talk.
The Tall Man.
Burma Jones
05-16-14, 18:06
This newer girl from Cum in T. J is smoking hot and looks darn fit to.
Any had the pleasure of meeting her? I normally don't bother with escort girls but I am so tempted.
http://www.cumintj.com/index.php/antoniette.htmlReview on another site said she knows how hot she is and her performance suffers from it. Basically, she entered and took a great deal of time in preparation. Then committed the act and took off. The reviewer was very disappointed that her beauty did not match her service.
Has anyone tried Dominique (fiery girls) or Yazmin from sexytijuana.com? They are both looking pretty fine in their pictures so a review or two would be nice.
http://www.sexytijuana.com/listing.php?anuncio=221823
http://www.sexytijuana.com/listing.php?anuncio=227721
How about Cristy from solodivas? Or has anyone dealt with the agency before? Very sparse info online. Anything would help guys. Thanks.
http://www.solodivas.mx/escorts-cristy.php
How about Cristy from solodivas? Or has anyone dealt with the agency before? Very sparse info online. Anything would help guys. Thanks
http://www.solodivas.mx/escorts-cristy.phpFrom what I can surmise, there are two or three agencies with good reputations. It would be nice to see a wider variety of hotness but the level of expense is directly proportional to the level of hotness. I recommend playing it safe and either checking out the strip clubs for action, or going with one of the known agencies. Good luck.
I reached out to the solodiva site both via email and call. No response. Even used a local TJ number and no pick up or return call. Went to Hottijuana and had my fun with not issues. Tania comes through again.
Ninguno Especial
09-03-14, 04:02
For the more adventurous less faint of heart guys there are some incredible finds on see. L. Tijuana personals. Even under strictly platonic it is blatant escort solicits, but of course this is based in Mexico so no LE from EU is going to bet setting you up (as they do and. Of the border).
I've been in contact with a couple, one claims to work in an office during the day. Another is very intriguing and has lot's of ads and photos, seems to be on her own and legit. Rates are amazing for some $40 to $100 per hour, many given in pesos. You just have to make sure they are going to show at the love motel of your choice.
Anybody try them?
http://tijuana.en.craigslist.com.mx/
For the more adventurous less faint of heart guys there are some incredible finds on see. L. Tijuana personals. Even under strictly platonic it is blatant escort solicits, but of course this is based in Mexico so no LE from EU is going to bet setting you up (as they do and. Of the border).
I've been in contact with a couple, one claims to work in an office during the day. Another is very intriguing and has lot's of ads and photos, seems to be on her own and legit. Rates are amazing for some $40 to $100 per hour, many given in pesos. You just have to make sure they are going to show at the love motel of your choice.
Anybody try them?
http://tijuana.en.craigslist.com.mx/Hola, amigo. Long time no see!
Yes, I have pretty much stopped going to the Zona, at least on a regular basis. The CL chicas represent a MUCH better value for money.
The biggest single irritant is the fake pix. If you use Chrome you can directly search the web for a pic (or use images. google.com if you use IE). Lots of the pix are fake, often of the ones purporting to be 18 - 20, but you can usually tell the genuine ones. That may not be a big deal, depending. One fave used fake pix but everything turned out OK and I repeated several times.
I prefer to meet them somewhere like a Starbucks in order to confirm that they are legit, that they do exist, and that they have a passing resemblance to their pix. One word of caution. Lots of the younger ones tend to understate their age, by around 5+ years. The fudge factor tends to decline a bit as they get older. In other words, the 18 y/o ones are often 22+ if that makes a difference.
The "younger" ones who advertise for $100+ are almost always with some agency. I avoid these and only patronize the independents. The inexpensive ones (under 700 mxn) tend to be in-call only, which may or may not be a big deal.
I've had short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, fat ones. There is something for every taste. Never had a bad experience, and only one mediocre one. Few are clock watchers so if your hour runs to 90 minutes nobody is going to be pounding on the door. The popular motels are night and day, compared to the ones in the Zona.
Overall, I heartily recommend CL hunting.
For the more adventurous less faint of heart guys there are some incredible finds on see. L. Tijuana personals. Even under strictly platonic it is blatant escort solicits, but of course this is based in Mexico so no LE from EU is going to bet setting you up (as they do and. Of the border).
I've been in contact with a couple, one claims to work in an office during the day. Another is very intriguing and has lot's of ads and photos, seems to be on her own and legit. Rates are amazing for some $40 to $100 per hour, many given in pesos. You just have to make sure they are going to show at the love motel of your choice.
Anybody try them?
http://tijuana.en.craigslist.com.mx/I was in Tijuana last weekend and tried out my first CL chica. Her name was Camilla I think. As it turns out many of the chica listings are being done by an agency. In Mexico someone can start their own agency today if they wanted. So I responded to the ad and asked if the pics were real and if that girl in the pic would come to my room. FYI, I prefer the flacas and she was a flaca. Upon answering a knock at my door, to my horror, a gordita is standing there and says her name is Camilla. I respond that she's not the one in the pics, and she says something I couldn't understand due to my poor spanish. I call up the agency and te them that I want the girl in the pic, a flaca. Instead, they send over a different chica, a flaca that is 18 years old. She also claims her name is Camilla. Very nice girl, good personality, good service.
Bottom line is you need to be aware that the girls themselves are not posting the pics, some agency is (I can't figure out why the girls don't post their own pics, but there must be a reason). Getting the girl in the pic could be a tricky proposition. I handled it by requiring them to send me a pic of the girl who they are sending, prior to her coming to my room, and it worked out. You may need to do the same. Do not be bashful about sending a chica you did not order back, as that's the only way these jerks will learn. Also, do not give a girl you did not order (in this case the gordita) any taxi money, as that is the pAdrons problem.
Good luck
I was in Tijuana last weekend and tried out my first CL chica. Her name was Camilla I think. As it turns out many of the chica listings are being done by an agency. In Mexico someone can start their own agency today if they wanted. So I responded to the ad and asked if the pics were real and if that girl in the pic would come to my room. FYI, I prefer the flacas and she was a flaca. Upon answering a knock at my door, to my horror, a gordita is standing there and says her name is Camilla. I respond that she's not the one in the pics, and she says something I couldn't understand due to my poor spanish. I call up the agency and te them that I want the girl in the pic, a flaca. Instead, they send over a different chica, a flaca that is 18 years old. She also claims her name is Camilla. Very nice girl, good personality, good service.
Bottom line is you need to be aware that the girls themselves are not posting the pics, some agency is (I can't figure out why the girls don't post their own pics, but there must be a reason). Getting the girl in the pic could be a tricky proposition. I handled it by requiring them to send me a pic of the girl who they are sending, prior to her coming to my room, and it worked out. You may need to do the same. Do not be bashful about sending a chica you did not order back, as that's the only way these jerks will learn. Also, do not give a girl you did not order (in this case the gordita) any taxi money, as that is the pAdrons problem.
Good luckIt's pretty easy to weed out the agencies. Any ad with a Nextel number in it is an agency. Virtually all the "18" and "19" year olds are with an agency. I stick with the independents, as I refuse to deal with a pimp.
It's pretty easy to weed out the agencies. Any ad with a Nextel number in it is an agency. Virtually all the "18" and "19" year olds are with an agency. I stick with the independents, as I refuse to deal with a pimp.For myself, an older guizer, can you tell me how to tell if Nextel? Also, why wouldn't a chica have a Nextel?
Ninguno Especial
09-05-14, 04:29
Hola, amigo. Long time no see!
The biggest single irritant is the fake pix. If you use Chrome you can directly search the web for a pic (or use images. google.com if you use IE). Lots of the pix are fake, often of the ones purporting to be 18 - 20, but you can usually tell the genuine ones. That may not be a big deal, depending. One fave used fake pix but everything turned out OK and I repeated several times.
I've had short ones, tall ones, skinny ones, fat ones. There is something for every taste. Never had a bad experience, and only one mediocre one. Few are clock watchers so if your hour runs to 90 minutes nobody is going to be pounding on the door. The popular motels are night and day, compared to the ones in the Zona.
Overall, I heartily recommend CL hunting.
Good info amigo. Yes we are past due by a few years to have a beer or 3. I too, spend less time "down the hill" than in years past so maybe in Centro on Rev we can hook up. Thanks for the good info, you have always been in the top 3 contributors of really good info on this site. Yes, the pics with phone numbers across them are a sure stench of agcency. I have a few gems considering but not met yet. On the other hand have had recent interest sparked in some out of the way bars as well. The waitress thing is always stimulating and can pay off for those of us who can make a weekly trip.
Thing is guys need to do their own the. The. Put in the time to surf the ads, bookmark those that they want to follow up on, contact a few and see what happens. Hopefully we can share the keepers and warn about the frauds, fakes, scams, etc. Isn't that what these types of boards are for?
For myself, an older guizer, can you tell me how to tell if Nextel? Also, why wouldn't a chica have a Nextel?A Nextel number is a string of digits, separated by *'s. You still see them used occasionally in Mexico, often by cab drivers. Do you see where this is going?
I've never seen a girl with a Nextel. They're more money than a regular phone, for no appreciable benefit, as few other people use them.
Phor, I'm not understanding you. When I look at the ads on CL all of the numbers look identical to me. That is, they are all 664 xxxy. I'm not seeing any asterisks. How is one to tell if it's a Nextel and / or an agency number? Also, most of the girls in the fotos are taking selfies, and buy looking at those phones, I can tell those phones aren't cheap. Your comment on the girls not affording Nextel doesn't jibe with that. Can you help an old geezer understand the real world?
A Nextel number is a string of digits, separated by *'s. You still see them used occasionally in Mexico, often by cab drivers. Do you see where this is going?
I've never seen a girl with a Nextel. They're more money than a regular phone, for no appreciable benefit, as few other people use them.
Phor, I'm not understanding you. When I look at the ads on CL all of the numbers look identical to me. That is, they are all 664 xxxy. I'm not seeing any asterisks. How is one to tell if it's a Nextel and / or an agency number? Also, most of the girls in the fotos are taking selfies, and buy looking at those phones, I can tell those phones aren't cheap. Your comment on the girls not affording Nextel doesn't jibe with that. Can you help an old geezer understand the real world?If the number has asterisks, it's a Nextel. If it doesn't, it's not. Period. They are rapidly falling out of favor and, yes, fewer and fewer ads have them.
By can't afford, I mean the girls can't / won't pay for a monthly Nextel contract for basically zero benefit, not to mention being stuck with a shitty phone. The girls may have a late-model phone but 99% of them are on pay-as-you-go plans. I may have met one, or two, girls with phone company contracts. Many of the girls get late-model hand-me-downs from customers / boyfriends. Few can afford to plunk down $500 - $600 for the latest iPone or Galaxy.
Here are some signs it's an agency, besides the Nextel.
1. Multiple ads, for different girls, using the same format.
2. Multiple ads, for different girls, using the same phone number and / or saying "Ask for xxxx".
3. Ads quoting rates, for one hour, starting at $100 or more. The going rate for independents ranges from 600 - 800 pesos for outcall.
4. Virtually all of the ads purporting to be 18 - 19 are agencies.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Yes, I see multiple ads that look identical to one another.
However knowing whether the same phone number is used is difficult. The only way to know this is by each reader tracking phone numbers (not easy to do, or very time consuming for the avg monger).
It's disheartening to read that virtually all of the 18-19 year old are with agencies. Why do you think this is? It seems if they would advertise themselves they would make more money (no agency fees). I do see ads for the 600-800 peso range, but these are almost older chicas. I like the 18-19 year old, makes me feel young. Nothing wrong with the 2 (year old either, as they are usually more open and aggressive in the cama.
I appreciate your time in responding to my questions.
Is there some way to find those 'diamonds in the rough'? I'm sure they are our there, but I think I must be searching in the wrong place. Perhaps there are equivalent Mexican bulletin boards where the real independents are more prevalent.
If the number has asterisks, it's a Nextel. If it doesn't, it's not. Period. They are rapidly falling out of favor and, yes, fewer and fewer ads have them.
By can't afford, I mean the girls can't / won't pay for a monthly Nextel contract for basically zero benefit, not to mention being stuck with a shitty phone. The girls may have a late-model phone but 99% of them are on pay-as-you-go plans. I may have met one, or two, girls with phone company contracts. Many of the girls get late-model hand-me-downs from customers / boyfriends. Few can afford to plunk down $500 - $600 for the latest iPone or Galaxy...
Thanks for clearing that up.
Yes, I see multiple ads that look identical to one another.
However knowing whether the same phone number is used is difficult. The only way to know this is by each reader tracking phone numbers (not easy to do, or very time consuming for the avg monger).
It's disheartening to read that virtually all of the 18-19 year old are with agencies. Why do you think this is? It seems if they would advertise themselves they would make more money (no agency fees). I do see ads for the 600-800 peso range, but these are almost older chicas. I like the 18-19 year old, makes me feel young. Nothing wrong with the 2 (year old either, as they are usually more open and aggressive in the cama.
I appreciate your time in responding to my questions.
Is there some way to find those 'diamonds in the rough'? I'm sure they are our there, but I think I must be searching in the wrong place. Perhaps there are equivalent Mexican bulletin boards where the real independents are more prevalent.Don't just take my word for it, call a few and find out for yourself. IMHO, there is nothing as boring and insipid as an 18 year old girl, so I don't troll those waters. Some of the 18 and 19 year olds claim to be independent. Call and ask.
There are plenty of diamonds in the rough. Fluent Spanish is going to be virtually mandatory and you'll be hard pressed to find any in the Zona. You'll need to start hanging out in more local bars. IMHO that may be a waste of time, as virtually all of the girls in this racket use CL and Facebook. Your best bet is to put in the time and effort to start contacting your choice of escorts and see what happens.
A tip: if you contact a girl who works for an agency, try her. If you click, ask her to see you outside of business. If she likes you she'll agree and cut out the middleman.
Ninguno Especial
09-25-14, 20:21
Don't just take my word for it, call a few and find out for yourself. Hey amigo, I am damned close to setting up my 1st "cita". Just sent you a PM with her link. Let me know if you receive it. BTW, she quoted $100 for an hour but I made an offer of 1,000 pesos. (not confirmed). We see. LOL.
Hey amigo, I am damned close to setting up my 1st "cita". Just sent you a PM with her link. Let me know if you receive it. BTW, she quoted $100 for an hour but I made an offer of 1,000 pesos. (not confirmed). We see. LOL.Just replied before I read this.
Yes, I suspected $100. Let's see if she takes your offer. Lots of the younger ones are asking between $100 - $120 for the hour, but it seems most don't hang around long. Either they don't like the work or they get no business at that rate.
SaneMind4587
10-02-14, 14:15
Quick question, I am planing on going into Tijuana Monday October 13 which is a federal holiday.
What should I expect the time wait coming and going walking that is? I am sure this is already somewhere on here and I will look for that also.
Thanks in advance!
ClamSlammer
10-02-14, 17:13
Well, I cross back and forth about 15-20 times monthly, always driving. Friday by far is the best day to cross to USA, unless you plan on crossing 12 am-3 am which takes longer because theres only a couple lanes open. Sunday is the worst day with the typical wait being 4+hours. Saturdays are the next worst day to cross to USA. Monday thru Thurs each take about 30-45 minutes during the day and 15-30 minutes during the evening. Crossing into Mexico there generally isn't a wait except for around 3:30 pm-6:30 pm when traffic builds up. Also, Friday nights there is a lot of traffic going into Mex. I haven't walked across in a couple years so I can't really comment on that, except the walk in Otay is much shorter than SY. And walking through SY is very short early AM hours. But the foot traffic patterns should loosely mimic the vehicle patterns, except maybe Fridays which I remember to be a very long wait to walk to USA at SY. And if Monday is a holiday, then it makes Sunday less congested and Monday extremely congested.
There's several smartphone apps that provide estimated wait times. I think they all get their info from the same source, CBP or other gov't agency so they all provide the same estimates. The one I use is called Border Wait. Also if you dial "7007000" exactly like that from a Mex phone it will provide est. wait times in Spanish. Just add 10-30 minutes to the est times provided as they underestimate 95% of the time.
Quick question, I am planing on going into Tijuana Monday October 13 which is a federal holiday.
What should I expect the time wait coming and going walking that is? I am sure this is already somewhere on here and I will look for that also. Thanks in advance!
AvailableForMe
10-03-14, 02:28
Hi all,
Looking for some feedback on which hotel is better for an overnight. I am planning to start down at the clubs and then go back to the hotel for an overnight experience.
Thanks for any guidance.
Guitarrefreak
10-03-14, 06:04
Hi all,
Looking for some feedback on which hotel is better for an overnight. I am planning to start down at the clubs and then go back to the hotel for an overnight experience.
Thanks for any guidance.Premier is further out down south than la mansion and much harder to get a ride back to zona or border in the morning (or evening, depending on when you wake up).
I would say la mansion has a slightly classier vibe, so depending on whether you want to romance your date a little, la mansion may be a better choice.
As I recall, la mansion is more expensive, and on weekends, they sure as hell are very strict on the time limit you pay for, and can definitely be a fucking buzz kill.
MaskedTurbator
10-03-14, 07:06
Hi all,
Looking for some feedback on which hotel is better for an overnight. I am planning to start down at the clubs and then go back to the hotel for an overnight experience.
Thanks for any guidance.Totally agree with GF. Don't bother with Motel Premier because it's just way too damn far away.
I would even say that without a car, La Mansion is pushing it, because the taxi back is usually inflated (since they have to pay a kickback to the place for picking you up).
Do yourself a favor and just get a room at Hotel Ticuan. Clean, safe, and as long as you are walking her up to your room yourself through the lobby, you shouldn't have any issues bringing a girl back. Be forewarned, though, that it's a regular normal hotel, so expect to see regular normal people, including the occasional family.
Hope everyone is well- may be taking a solo trip tomorrow night to check up on some old "friends"- because hey- as long as you have money, everyone is your friend!
Hi all,
Looking for some feedback on which hotel is better for an overnight. I am planning to start down at the clubs and then go back to the hotel for an overnight experience.
Thanks for any guidance.What day of the week were you planning? Neither of these hotels will allow all-nighters on a weekend, I. E. Friday or Saturday. Not sure about Sunday. Weekdays you can. I've asked both, and others. You can get an all-nighter on Saturday at the Motel Otay (not in the same league) for a premium, cash only.
Premier isn't that "out of the way" unless you're coming from the Zona Norte. It's right off the Via Rapida and easy to get to from other parts of town, including Otay. It's a better choice if you're planning an orgy, or something, as they have some really nice high-end rooms. They also have WiFi, which the pricier Mansion does not. Taxi availability is a bit spotty, but in either case, just walk out front and wait for one to wander by.
Ticuan is, indeed, a better bet for weekends.
ClamSlammer
10-03-14, 21:54
Hi all,
Looking for some feedback on which hotel is better for an overnight. I am planning to start down at the clubs and then go back to the hotel for an overnight experience.
Thanks for any guidance.Well, it depends what clubs you're referring to. If you mean HK, AB, etc then I would recommend Hotel Valeria. It's clean, new, contemporary, and decently appointed except for the tile floors. Has in-room safe, flat screen for around $30. Two block walk to the Zona. La Mansion and Premier are located on opposites sides of Via Rapida about 4 miles from the Zona. They are about a mile apart. I personally haven't visited so I can't really comment except for location which I would find somewhat inconvenient. And I do not think they rent rooms all night, unless you keep continuing paying by the hour or whatever. Ticuan is nice, I think runs $65 or so. Long walk, $3 cab ride to the Zona.
And I do not think they rent rooms all night, unless you keep continuing paying by the hour or whatever. Ticuan is nice, I think runs $65 or so. Long walk, $3 cab ride to the Zona.Of course they rent them all night.
Each motel has slightly different policies. But, in general, if they have a single posted rate it's for all night (except on weekends, when it's 4 hours). Often they will have two rates, the 4-hour rate and the all-night rate. Again, depends on the establishment. None of them rent by the hour or half-hour.
The Creaper
10-04-14, 17:06
Of course they rent them all night.
Each motel has slightly different policies. But, in general, if they have a single posted rate it's for all night (except on weekends, when it's 4 hours). Often they will have two rates, the 4-hour rate and the all-night rate. Again, depends on the establishment. None of them rent by the hour or half-hour.Don't ever stay at Hotel Nelson. It's a hole and is $45. Couldn't wait to get out of there last night!
Totally agree with GF. Don't bother with Motel Premier because it's just way too damn far away.
I would even say that without a car, La Mansion is pushing it, because the taxi back is usually inflated (since they have to pay a kickback to the place for picking you up).
Do yourself a favor and just get a room at Hotel Ticuan. Clean, safe, and as long as you are walking her up to your room yourself through the lobby, you shouldn't have any issues bringing a girl back. Be forewarned, though, that it's a regular normal hotel, so expect to see regular normal people, including the occasional family.
Hope everyone is well- may be taking a solo trip tomorrow night to check up on some old "friends"- because hey- as long as you have money, everyone is your friend!How about Marriott and HI for overnight?
Guitarrefreak
10-05-14, 07:07
How about Marriott and HI for overnight?I think those are pretty overkill and just not that convenient if your goal is to monger.
Either ticuan (just make sure you are not facing revolucion) or valerio near the zona, they have pretty good rooms.
Of course, if you plan to wow your date with nice dinners and a place that doesn't remind her of work, sure knock yourself out with marriott and Hi.
AvailableForMe
10-06-14, 01:53
I land Saturday November 1st around 830 pm, planning on going down Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday nights. Thanks!
What day of the week were you planning? Neither of these hotels will allow all-nighters on a weekend, I. E. Friday or Saturday. Not sure about Sunday. Weekdays you can. I've asked both, and others. You can get an all-nighter on Saturday at the Motel Otay (not in the same league) for a premium, cash only.
Premier isn't that "out of the way" unless you're coming from the Zona Norte. It's right off the Via Rapida and easy to get to from other parts of town, including Otay. It's a better choice if you're planning an orgy, or something, as they have some really nice high-end rooms. They also have WiFi, which the pricier Mansion does not. Taxi availability is a bit spotty, but in either case, just walk out front and wait for one to wander by.
Ticuan is, indeed, a better bet for weekends.
Has anyone used the fiery girls agency on sexytijuana.com? I seem to remember seeing a post about it but a search turned up nothing.
Has anyone used the fiery girls agency on sexytijuana.com? I seem to remember seeing a post about it but a search turned up nothing.No but looks interesting. Correct me if I'm wrong but does the pictures look like a Hotel Ticuan room?
Last month I was in Tijuana for two days. I first planned on staying at Premier longer but then figured getting a taxi to get to the Zona and elsewhere at night was too much of a hassle for me. I had to make a farmacia stop before I went there, I went to the wrong one first day. Premier is Ok for a date. Crazy LED lights and all. Took a date with Catalina from Tijuana's finest. The company is responsive but the escort was inexperienced and I had to play the role of director way too much for my liking. Then had the nerve to complain to her boss after being ask to shower first and so on. Very nice on top but frame a little too small. I would try another agency if I am up to it again. I won't go back to Premier though, I left after a few hours and hit up a different hotel. I ended up not trying any other escorts after that. I stayed at Cascadas the next day. Maybe next fall I will see what there is to offer next fall in Tijuana and revisit.
Figured I would throw in some info from my Tijuana stay experiences:
Premier Motel:
Pros. Very girl friendly, felt very safe, can be very cheap (24/ day for the cheapest room). All rooms have a garage parking spot, and a stripper pole. Very accessible for escorts. Have some amazing suites. Room service menu has amazing food, at very cheap pricing. The wings are delicious. Never need to leave unless you need cash (no ATM nearby). The menu includes necessities at fair MX pricing, such as shampoo, toothpaste, conditioner, condoms, lube, alcohol, bottled water, etc.
Cons. There is no "room service" unless you specifically request it. On weekends, if staying in a popular room (Rincon / Marrakesh suites), the front desk will likely call every 2 hours to ask if you are leaving. Simply say no if you plan to stay the full 24 hrs. Suites require a cash deposit, which is returned promptly on checkout if you haven't destroyed anything. The "taxi libre" guys will likely ask and hold firm to $15 for a ride to HK / AB or the border unless you speak Spanish. If you need a ride, there aren't actually many options other than the cab the front desk calls for you and has arrive at your garage. So not the best choice of places to stay if you mainly plan to play in the RLD. Beds aren't the most comfortable. Don't expect a Westin bed, but it is typically very clean. If not, you can request room service and they are good at taking care of issues. It is challenging to get someone who speaks English well, and there is little f2 f contact with staff. You can however try google translate. WiFi is free and decent. YMMV. Last con is there is no in-room safe. That said, I've never had an escort girl play games, or steal. If concerned a cheap safe can be had from Staples for $20-30 - and you can always hide extra cash in a deodorant stick / sock / etc.
Other notes. They charge your CC in pesos. I tried the regular room, Rincon suite and Marrakesh suite. For all three, the cost even with my CC fees was cheaper than the USD quoted hotel price. I suggest paying in pesos if in cash, or use a CC that is good for international (low or no fee). The Marrekesh suite is my favorite, and the girls love it too. It is a duplex, with a pool, sauna, shower on both floors, and a stripper room with floor to ceiling mirrors. Rincon is similar, but I found it darker even with all lights turned on, and simply not as nice. With all taxes and fees included, the Marrakesh costs 155 USD a night. Check in at 3, check out at noon. Staying consecutive days is not a problem, but you will have to pay each day before noon for the next day in advance. They will come to your suite. You don't have to go anywhere to pay.
Lucerna Hotel:
Pros. Very girl friendly. Excellent location (across the street from Starbucks, Pharmacy, Xtra Mart- 24 HR convenience store, good local restaurants). Lots of cabs drive by. So good chances to get a cabbie that doesn't overcharge. Very secure. Room includes a safe, typically includes a balcony and fridge as well. Parking is free. Use of the elevator requires a room key at all times. Girls are asked to present gov I'd, front desk will photocopy it and send the girl up with a key after you authorize sending the girl up. Can always requests to meet the girl at starbucks across the street, which gives you the opportunity to verify attitude / looks / etc in a casual public setting. Very comfy beds. English speaking staff. Very professional. Three restaurants onsite, pricing is more like US restaurant pricing however. Not MX food pricing. Very good fitness center, but it closes at 11 pm. Banks and ATMs are fairly closeby. Safe enough to walk to alone during the day.
Cons. Outdoor pool is not heated. It is practically unusable unless you're there in the summer. Have to call to ensure you are reserving a newer remodeled room. The older rooms are akin to a Days Inn. Not worth the money IMHO. Must call to find out what your actual total cost for the room will be. Prices online appear to not include a lot of tourism taxes, which add up to quite a bit. A $100/ night room could be $130 by the time taxes are figured in.
Marriott:
Pros. Decent Marriott. Not as good a location as the Lucerna. But there is a big mall close by, however the hotel is on a very busy main road and it might be best to cab it to the mall. Mall has everything you could likely need. ATM is onsite. In-Room safe included. Fridge will be brought on request. Some rooms have a balcony. Cheaper than the Lucerna. But still has very comfy beds. Fitness center onsite. Restaurant and room service onsite is overpriced, like most Marriott's. English speaking staff. Very professional.
Cons. Only somewhat girl friendly. May have to go to the lobby while the girl registers as a guest (temp or overnight). Make sure you book the room for two occupants, which does not cost extra. There is a charge for additional occupants beyond that, so if a threesome is planned you may have to pay an extra $15 or so. May be the same case with the Lucerna, not sure.
Other thoughts. Advice for newbies to Tijuana:
1) I'd say it's about as safe as any inner city neighborhood in the US. However, if you do not speak Spanish, seeing as you are in a foreign country. It's probably best to be overly cautious. Police are typically going to be helpful if you aren't doing anything wrong. However, some will steal from you. So best not walk around carrying lots of cash or CC's. I'd suggest carrying a debit card with only $200 or so in the account, along with passport and maybe a $20 tucked in your sock if walking around Tijuana. Tijuana people are amazing. They are warm, caring, kind. Some of the culinary options are not to be missed. Great opportunity to soak in another culture and people. There are some well rated Tijuana tours on tripadvisor.
2) If walking across to Tijuana, try doing so when the sun is up. You will have to walk a good bit before getting to the cabs. While it's relatively safe and you would be walking towards the cabs with a LOT of other people, if you stand out as a Gringo, you may become a target. I wouldn't be surprised if most folks simply look the other way if you are being mugged in that area, even during the day. No one wants to involve themselves in trouble. Like many inner city areas in the US. Going back to the US. If walking, there are three lines. Regular, Ready Lane and Sentri. If you have a US Passport (RFID or not), you are supposed to use the Regular lane. Long times. Ready Lane is for those with a passport card or special drivers license. Wait is generally 1/4 of the regular lane. Sentri lane is for those who have a Sentri Card. I have observed the wait to be around 5 minutes for that lane. Clearly, I advise getting a Sentri card if you can. If you have a sentri card. Ask the cabbie to get you as close to the sentri as possible. There are MX police right before the gates. Past which is officially the USA. I have had these MX police make me go to the back of the line twice. After waiting for 45 min each time. Your US passport and drivers license doesn't matter to these corrupt officers. They want your money, and may throw you in jail for a bit to get it. From what I hear MX jails are no joke. Even for a very short stay. A sentri card almost eliminates the potential for this hassle. I ended up paying a shady looking guy and getting into a shady looking white van for $6 USD to cross over. It is corruption out in the open, which appears to be common in Tijuana. I sat in a van with other MX folks, the van simply drove around to the bus lane, 10 feet away from the USA gate, and waited until the USA border patrol allowed people in. At this point, the van driver opens the door and we all cut the 4 HR line and go right to the USA side through the gates. I imagine the van company pays the MX border patrol cops a few dollars to keep this racket going. Another way into and out of Tijuana, which is probably safer and maybe faster is greyhound from San Deigo or San Ysidro to the Tijuana central bus terminal. Buses are available just about every hour. Travelling with a large group appears to be a good way to get in and out without hassle, but will cost around $30 for the round-trip.
3) You can probably call one of the escort agencies or pay an escort you have a good rapport with to escort you until you are through to the USA side if concerned. They will typically even pick you up. The fee would probably be fairly small, and well worth the piece of mind if you are concerned. The most reputable and best I have found for English speaking and responsiveness / understanding for concerns a US citizen may have are:
Mundo 858 324 1924 www.cumintj.com.
Dennis (615) 469-1053 mexicolindobar.com.
Gonzalo www.tijuanasfinest.com.
HTH
ClamSlammer
11-18-14, 14:12
Figured I would throw in some info from my Tijuana stay experiences:
Premier Motel:
there is no in-room safe. That said, I've never had an escort girl play games, or steal. If concerned a cheap safe can be had from Staples for $20-30
Lucerna Hotel:
Pros. Very girl friendly. Girls are asked to present gov I'd, front desk will photocopy it and send the girl up with a key after you authorize sending the girl up.
Other thoughts. Advice for newbies to Tijuana:
1) Police are typically going to be helpful if you aren't doing anything wrong. However, some will steal from you. Tijuana people are amazing. They are warm, caring, kind.
2) If walking across to Tijuana...You will have to walk a good bit before getting to the cabs. While it's relatively safe and you would be walking towards the cabs with a LOT of other people, if you stand out as a Gringo, you may become a target. Going back to the US...Ready Lane is for those with a passport card or special drivers license. Wait is generally 1/4 of the regular lane.
HTHWow. After reading your post, some of your information is so inaccurate I must question whether you have ever actually visited Tijuana. First of all, DON'T EVER buy a cheap safe for use in a Tijuana hotel room, unless you plan on bolting it down into concrete with 6" bolts. Collecting all your valuables and putting them all in one small box is the biggest favor you could ever do for a thief. Saves them a ton of time rummaging through your room for valuables. Thieves will just grab the safe and leave.
Hotel Lucerna is a NOTORIOUS ANTI-PUTA HOTEL! Management is OBSESSED with keeping putas out! If they suspect your chica is a puta they will kick her out without any hesitation. They will even send staff outside if they suspect that you are meeting a puta outside intending to bring her inside. If fact, many escort agencies will not even send their chicas to this hotel.
"Police are generally helpful? What? They'll help themselves to your wallet. Sure if you ask them directions or simple questions they'll try their best to help you. But if they sense an opportunity to rob you then most of them will. I would stay as far away from the policia as possible.
Tijuana people "amazing, warm, caring and kind?" Well, I hate to generalize but I seriously disagree with this statement. Sure, there are some really kind hearted people in Tijuana. But I would say that the percentage of good people in Tijuana is dramatically lower than compared to a typical USA City. Burglary / theft rates are in the stratosphere. Many shop owners / waiters / taxi drivers / etc ROUTINELY try to cheat tourists. Don't get me started on the police. Scamming is everywhere. You can't buy a liter of gasoline or tank of propane without getting cheated. And everyone want tips for performing some useless deed that you didn't ask for or need.
And you would describe the walk into Tijuana to the cabs as "a good bit?" It's a very brief walk. Equivalent to I'd say 1 city block, maybe 1. 5 city blocks max. Maybe 3-4 minutes from turnstyle to where the cabs are. And if there's any place considered safe in TJ it is just on the other side of the border. There's way too many people and activity going on, not to mention all the surveillance and soldiers with machine guns, to "target" a gringo. And the Ready Lane is 1/4 the wait as standard? What? The Ready Lane is maybe 20%-30% faster. You sure you've visitied Tijuana before?
Wow. After reading your post, some of your information is so inaccurate I must question whether you have ever actually visited Tijuana. First of all, DON'T EVER buy a cheap safe for use in a Tijuana hotel room, unless you plan on bolting it down into concrete with 6" bolts. Collecting all your valuables and putting them all in one small box is the biggest favor you could ever do for a thief. Saves them a ton of time rummaging through your room for valuables. Thieves will just grab the safe and leave.
Hotel Lucerna is a NOTORIOUS ANTI-PUTA HOTEL! Management is OBSESSED with keeping putas out! If they suspect your chica is a puta they will kick her out without any hesitation. They will even send staff outside if they suspect that you are meeting a puta outside intending to bring her inside. If fact, many escort agencies will not even send their chicas to this hotel.
"Police are generally helpful? What? They'll help themselves to your wallet. Sure if you ask them directions or simple questions they'll try their best to help you. But if they sense an opportunity to rob you then most of them will. I would stay as far away from the policia as possible...First off, the post came from my personal experience. YMMV. There are clearly subjective parts to my post, however the very real experience is what it is, and that is simply factual.
1) I haven't had a chica even look at my stuff, and I've done a few overnights where I was asleep. I added the part about using a safe if concerned and doing an overnight date while staying at the Premier, which does not have an in room electronic safe. I'd be surprised if a chica was able to unzip my luggage, rummage through my stuff, open the garage door, and get away with a small hidden safe without me waking up. Could happen I suppose, but as I was saying, I see the lack of an in room safe as a "con" for the Premier Motel. Other than that, I did like the place. Good value, good food, very girl friendly. Downside. Hard to communicate with staff since most of that is over the phone for a non Spanish speaker. They have a few folks who speak English, but not many.
2) I was told the Lucerna was not a girl friendly hotel by well respected agencies. Not so much that they won't send girls, but that I'd have to meet them outside of the hotel. Well, suffice it to say. I had two overnight sessions and one daytime while at the Lucerna. Could have been I got lucky, as it was the same guy at the front desk who called all three times to ask if I wanted to let the girl up. The only thing I didn't love is that he gave them a key instead of escorting them into the elevator and using his key to let them onto the correct floor. Same guy also spoke to his mgmt and got me $30 off each night of my stay because the heat exchange for my tower was set to AC, and I wanted heat. Which took 12 hours to fix as they had to have a service company come to change it.
3) I found the police helpful when I was in the tourist shopping area of Tijuana. This was during the day. I mentioned the police corruption, if you read the post fully. And that some will simply steal from you. That said.
But if they sense an opportunity to rob you then most of them will.I'll have to take your word on that. I haven't had much experience. Good or bad with the Tijuana police, and I'd like to keep it that way.
4) IMHO. The overwhelming majority of Tijuana people I met were "amazing, warm, caring and kind". I did keep my distance from anyone that appeared or acted like a hood rat. Yeah, the cabbies overcharge to what could be considered a criminal amount, given the different economy. Though when I put that into perspective. A cab ride from San Ysidro to SAN is $50. Don't even get me started on the cost of a cab around SF or NYC. Or the cost of a simple 5 mph over the limit speeding ticket here at home. That said it is a different economy. And I am well aware there are plenty of TJers that look for tips / handouts for doing things you don't want and didn't ask for. Then again, it helps to learn to ignore those folks, or simply say no. I do it all the time at home and abroad. Clearly some inflate prices like crazy for tourists, or are running some kind of scam. To say that is the majority of folks is harsh IMHO, and not my experience at all.
5) The walk from the border took me up a ramp, through the turnstiles, down some stairs. Then made a left and had to walk up a ramp to go on the bridge that crosses over the highway. There was no police presence after walking past the people who were online to go to the US. I suppose that could be a good thing. No cops to shake you down. But I saw that bridge as a place where things could go south pretty quick. And yes, on the way back to the US. The ready lane at 6 am on a Sat was like 1/4 as long as the regular line. Perhaps that doesn't equate to the wait time being 1/4, IDK. Regardless. There were maybe 10 people in the Sentri lane. I'll be getting mine.
"Police are generally helpful? What? They'll help themselves to your wallet. Sure if you ask them directions or simple questions they'll try their best to help you. But if they sense an opportunity to rob you then most of them will. I would stay as far away from the policia as possible.
Tijuana people "amazing, warm, caring and kind?" Well, I hate to generalize but I seriously disagree with this statement. Sure, there are some really kind hearted people in Tijuana. But I would say that the percentage of good people in Tijuana is dramatically lower than compared to a typical USA City. Burglary / theft rates are in the stratosphere. Many shop owners / waiters / taxi drivers / etc ROUTINELY try to cheat tourists. Don't get me started on the police. Scamming is everywhere. You can't buy a liter of gasoline or tank of propane without getting cheated. And everyone want tips for performing some useless deed that you didn't ask for or need.
It's posts like this that keep newbies from posting their reports. The guy says some stuff you don't agree with and immediately you jump in his shit and tell him he's never been to Tijuana. Lighten up. If you find factual inaccuracies, point them out. If you have a different opinion, feel free to air it. But you don't have to be an asshole about it.
It seems the OP gave a nice defense of himself so I won't go into that. However, since we're on the subject...
How many times have you been outside the Zona? Or anywhere in Mexico? Or Central America? From your comment it sounds like you've never been outside of Centro.
The Zona Norte, unfortunately, attracts the very worst of gringos and Mexicans, alike. Many of the service people in the Zona chisel the gringos, often because the gringos act like such dicks, and have far more money. Americans, especially, have an obsession with tipping, so everybody in the gringo service sector has their hand out. But outside the zona, except for the cops, one tollbooth operator (25 years ago) and one gas station attendant (25 years ago), I have never been cheated by a local. The Mexican people are often described as warm. They are certainly far more polite than the average gringo. The service in local establishments is usually very good and very modest propinas go a very long way. I have had many pleasant conversations with Taxi Libre drivers, one even returned a phone an ex-fave left in the cab, and one, when I asked what I owed him, said to pay him whatever I felt like. Sometimes they ask for more than the going rate, but if they won't negotiate I get another cab. But being cheated by a taxi? Never. And it's safer to get drunk and walk down the street at 4 am in Tijuana than it is in most parts of San Diego and certainly LA. Try getting into the real Mexico occasionally before making such ridiculous blanket statements.
ClamSlammer
11-19-14, 11:50
It's posts like this that keep newbies from posting their reports. The guy says some stuff you don't agree with and immediately you jump in his shit and tell him he's never been to Tijuana. Lighten up. If you find factual inaccuracies, point them out. If you have a different opinion, feel free to air it. But you don't have to be an asshole about it.
How many times have you been outside the Zona? Or anywhere in Mexico? Or Central America? From your comment it sounds like you've never been outside of Centro.
But outside the zona, except for the cops, one tollbooth operator (25 years ago) and one gas station attendant (25 years ago), I have never been cheated by a local. The Mexican people are often described as warm. They are certainly far more polite than the average gringo. The service in local establishments is usually very good and very modest propinas go a very long way. I have had many pleasant conversations with Taxi Libre drivers, one even returned a phone an ex-fave left in the cab, and one, when I asked what I owed him, said to pay him whatever I felt like. But being cheated by a taxi? Never. And it's safer to get drunk and walk down the street at 4 am in Tijuana than it is in most parts of San Diego and certainly LA. Try getting into the real Mexico occasionally before making such ridiculous blanket statements.Still a little sore from me calling you out on that absolutely preposterous comment you made? One that was so asinine you didn't even try defending yourself? That was a month and a half ago. You can't let it go? I'd hate to bring up a sore subject, but since you want to argue, let's review:
PHORDPHAN wrote 09/10/14: "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks. ".
My reponse written 09/28/14: "Actually that's not true. All the bars in the Zona could really care less about daily exchange rate fluctuations. They may adjust their tipo do cambio once every 3 months or more. ".
Is it kind of puzzling how you can question my experience in Mexico when you can utter such blatantly false nonsense. If anyone should question the other's Mexico experience, it should be me questioning yours. All Tijuana vets know HK and the other puta bars don't give a shit about currency fluctuations and adjust their tipo de cambio maybe once or twice a year at most. What is troubling is that you not only don't know this, you think the opposite.
FYI I've never traveled to Central America but have spent time in 6 major Mexican cities. And when I'm in Tijuana, which is almost half of every month, I spend a lot of my time out east, Ocampo, Macroplaza area, Plaza Monarca area, La Mesa, LOS Alamos, San Antonio, etc. With the exception of sleeping, I probably spend more time outside the zona / centro area than I do in it.
So outside the zona, cops not withstanding, you've only been cheated twice in 25+ years? I can guarantee you that you've been cheated tens if not hundreds of times but you were just too, well, let's just say for whatever reason you didn't notice. You've never been cheated by a taxi driver? It's because you don't know what a fair fare is. I've taken round trips to various places where one leg would cost double the other leg.
And you claim "it's safer to get drunk and walk down the street at 4 am in Tijuana than it is in MOST parts of San Diego? The entire board should thank you for providing a good laugh. The murder rate in Tijuana is only 40 x higher than SD. And the kidnapping rate? You know the vast majority of kidnappings in Mexico go unreported right? Why? Because the victim's family believes the police are co-conspirators in the kidnapping. Remember that shootout at the food court at Benito Juarez airport a couple years ago? No? Let me refresh your memory. It wasn't cops vs. Bad guys. It wasn't bad guys vs. Bad guys. It was cops vs. Uhhh. Cops! Yup, real safe country Mexico is. Not only do you have to watch out for the bandidos in Tijuana, but the cops as well. At least in SD the cops aren't going to rob / extort you. Perhaps one or two small sections of SD are just as dangerous or more than Tijuana, but to state that MOST of SD is more dangerous than Tijuana certainly proves you're out of touch with reality.
And just where is this ridiculous "blanket statement" you claim I made? Could you kindly point it out? Because I made no such statement. In fact I made an obvious effort to avoid making such as statement.
Still a little sore from me calling you out on that absolutely preposterous comment you made? One that was so asinine you didn't even try defending yourself? That was a month and a half ago. You can't let it go? I'd hate to bring up a sore subject, but since you want to argue, let's review:
PHORDPHAN wrote 09/10/14: "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks. ".
My reponse written 09/28/14: "Actually that's not true. All the bars in the Zona could really care less about daily exchange rate fluctuations. They may adjust their tipo do cambio once every 3 months or more. ".
Is it kind of puzzling how you can question my experience in Mexico when you can utter such blatantly false nonsense. If anyone should question the other's Mexico experience, it should be me questioning yours. All Tijuana vets know HK and the other puta bars don't give a shit about currency fluctuations and adjust their tipo de cambio maybe once or twice a year at most. What is troubling is that you not only don't know this, you think the opposite.
FYI I've never traveled to Central America but have spent time in 6 major Mexican cities. And when I'm in Tijuana, which is almost half of every month, I spend a lot of my time out east, Ocampo, Macroplaza area, Plaza Monarca area, La Mesa, LOS Alamos, San Antonio, etc. With the exception of sleeping, I probably spend more time outside the zona / centro area than I do in it.
So outside the zona, cops not withstanding, you've only been cheated twice in 25+ years? I can guarantee you that you've been cheated tens if not hundreds of times but you were just too, well, let's just say for whatever reason you didn't notice. You've never been cheated by a taxi driver? It's because you don't know what a fair fare is. I've taken round trips to various places where one leg would cost double the other leg.
And you claim "it's safer to get drunk and walk down the street at 4 am in Tijuana than it is in MOST parts of San Diego? The entire board should thank you for providing a good laugh. The murder rate in Tijuana is only 40 x higher than SD. And the kidnapping rate? You know the vast majority of kidnappings in Mexico go unreported right? Why? Because the victim's family believes the police are co-conspirators in the kidnapping. Remember that shootout at the food court at Benito Juarez airport a couple years ago? No? Let me refresh your memory. It wasn't cops vs. Bad guys. It wasn't bad guys vs. Bad guys. It was cops vs. Uhhh. Cops! Yup, real safe country Mexico is. Not only do you have to watch out for the bandidos in Tijuana, but the cops as well. At least in SD the cops aren't going to rob / extort you. Perhaps one or two small sections of SD are just as dangerous or more than Tijuana, but to state that MOST of SD is more dangerous than Tijuana certainly proves you're out of touch with reality.
And just where is this ridiculous "blanket statement" you claim I made? Could you kindly point it out? Because I made no such statement. In fact I made an obvious effort to avoid making such as statement. But I would say that the percentage of good people in Tijuana is dramatically lower than compared to a typical USA City. Burglary / theft rates are in the stratosphere. Many shop owners / waiters / taxi drivers / etc ROUTINELY try to cheat tourists.
The above is an asinine blanket statement. Try rereading some of your posts.
Drug cartel murders dramatically skew Tijuana's, and Mexico's, numbers. But unless you're dealing with the cartels you have little to fear from them. If you take those out of the equation I suspect Tijuana is as safe, or safer, than any other city of its size. Even with the drug murders it's still safer than Oakland or even Kansas City. How many board members have been kidnapped? A cop vs. Cop shootout isn't drug cartel related? Really?
I've been to every place you named. So what? I take taxis often. The fare one direction is usually no more than 5 or 10 pesos than the other direction. If the cabbie asks more, it's not cheating. Try looking up "cheating" in the dictionary. Short changing passengers, running up the meter, etc. , are ways taxis cheat customers. Failing to negotiate the fare in advance is simply stupidity on the part of the customer. So, no, I've never been cheated by a taxista. I can also count change and read. And, outside of the zona or gringo bars on Revu, I've never been shortchanged. Not even by taco stand guys. If you were stupid enough to pay double for a return trip that is your fault.
Perhaps you do get cheated a lot. Perhaps you're as arrogant to the locals as you are on this board. If so, karma's a b-itch, ain't it? In any case, your view of the Mexican people is fundamentally flawed. They are generally warm and generous. They have their own set of flaws, and they are not Americans. Acting like an a-hole, raising your voice and throwing your weight around tend to beget shitty treatment from locals in many countries, not just Mexico.
Now I don't give a shit what your think of my opinions and I can certainly give as good as I get when it comes to flame wars. It wasn't worth my time to quibble over exchange rate policies of the bars. But I still stand by my original contention that there is no reason to act like a prick to new posters. Nobody died and made you the Tijuana expert. How many honest-to-God trip reports have you posted? All I see from you are criticisms of others. You ***** about fichas, knock somebody for paying too much for a taxi, etc., etc. Since you have traveled far and wide across Tijuana enlighten us with some reports. I find something interesting to report almost every time I go, even if I don't always post them. Surely a savvy, non-Spanish-speaking Mexico traveler such as yourself has some very interesting stories. At the very least regale us with tales of being cheated by the local propane guy.
If you want to be this board's resident curmudgeon you'll need to earn that right. Try getting your posts over, say, 1,000, and contributing something more constructive. Then you may have some more credibility. Until then, you're simply a 2-digit midget.
ClamSlammer
11-20-14, 08:02
But I would say that the percentage of good people in Tijuana is dramatically lower than compared to a typical USA City. Burglary / theft rates are in the stratosphere. Many shop owners / waiters / taxi drivers / etc ROUTINELY try to cheat tourists.
The above is an asinine blanket statement. Try rereading some of your posts.
Drug cartel murders dramatically skew Tijuana's, and Mexico's, numbers. But unless you're dealing with the cartels you have little to fear from them. If you take those out of the equation I suspect Tijuana is as safe, or safer, than any other city of its size. Even with the drug murders it's still safer than Oakland or even Kansas City. How many board members have been kidnapped? A cop vs. Cop shootout isn't drug cartel related? Really?
I've been to every place you named. So what? I take taxis often. The fare one direction is usually no more than 5 or 10 pesos than the other direction. If the cabbie asks more, it's not cheating. Try looking up "cheating" in the dictionary. Short changing passengers, running up the meter, etc. , are ways taxis cheat customers. Failing to negotiate the fare in advance is simply stupidity on the part of the customer. So, no, I've never been cheated by a taxista. I can also count change and read. And, If you were stupid enough to pay double for a return trip that is your fault.
Perhaps you do get cheated a lot. Perhaps you're as arrogant to the locals as you are on this board. If so, karma's a b-itch, ain't it? In any case, your view of the Mexican people is fundamentally flawed. They are generally warm and generous. They have their own set of flaws, and they are not Americans. Acting like an a-hole, raising your voice and throwing your weight around tend to beget shitty treatment from locals in many countries, not just Mexico.
outside of the zona or gringo bars on Revu, I've never been shortchanged. Not even by taco stand guys.
Now I don't give a shit what your think of my opinions and I can certainly give as good as I get when it comes to flame wars. It wasn't worth my time to quibble over exchange rate policies of the bars. But I still stand by my original contention that there is no reason to act like a prick to new posters. Nobody died and made you the Tijuana expert. How many honest-to-God trip reports have you posted? All I see from you are criticisms of others. You ***** about fichas, knock somebody for paying too much for a taxi, etc., etc. Since you have traveled far and wide across Tijuana enlighten us with some reports. I find something interesting to report almost every time I go, even if I don't always post them. Surely a savvy, non-Spanish-speaking Mexico traveler such as yourself has some very interesting stories. At the very least regale us with tales of being cheated by the local propane guy.
If you want to be this board's resident curmudgeon you'll need to earn that right. Try getting your posts over, say, 1,000, and contributing something more constructive. Then you may have some more credibility. Until then, you're simply a 2-digit midget.Wow, your ignorance really knows no bounds. I'm still waiting for the "blanket statements" that I made. Those you pointed out are not blanket statements. Try graduating from junior high before making such idiotic accusations. Never do I write the words "all" or "every" in my comments.
These are not the 1990's. There aren't that many cartel related murders in Tijuana. 40:1 murder rate Tijuana vs SD and you think Tijuana is safer? And there's other aspects to "safety" than just murders alone. Pretty much includes any type of violence or threat of violence. You can also include theft in this category if you wish, since not only do you want to be safe yourself, but also your belongings. So you are saying San Diego has more muggings, robberies, assaults and thefts than Tijuana? Oh it must be the cartel's fault. Chapo Guzman must've carried out thousands of $20 muggings on Coahuila to "skew" Tijuana's / Mexico's numbers.
"If you take those {cartel murders} out of the equation I suspect Tijuana is as safe, or safer, than any other city of its size. " Really? Let me explain to you basic socioeconomics. Wealth and crime are inversely proportional. The greater the wealth, the lower the crime rate. This is proven fact. So you're saying Tijuana, with, I don't know, maybe $7 k avg income will have lower crime than SD which has maybe $65 k avg income? Pure idiocy.
"A cop vs. Cop shootout isn't drug cartel related? Really?" Please point out where I categorically deny there was any drug connection.
"If the cabbie asks more, it's not cheating. " So if a newbie who knows nothing about Tijuana walks through the turnstyle and asks a cabbie to take him to Ticuan and gets quoted $500 mn, then he's not getting cheated? It's just stupidity on the part of the newbie right?
"outside of the zona or gringo bars on Revu, I've never been shortchanged. Not even by taco stand guys. " If you still claim that in 25 years you've only been cheated twice, then reality is that you've been cheated hundreds of times but were just too stupid to realize it. There's other ways to get cheated besides being short changed.
"I can certainly give as good as I get when it comes to flame wars. " Not really because you're getting systematically destroyed here.
"It wasn't worth my time to quibble over exchange rate policies of the bars. " Well, you certainly have the time to write long posts trying to bash me but you don't have the time to "quibble" over one subject? You don't want to quibble over your original idiotic statement because you now realize you were dead wrong.
"All I see from you are criticisms of others. " Really? You've read every one of my posts and the only things I write are criticisms?
"I find something interesting to report almost every time I go" When you write such asinine statements such as "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks" you lose all credibility. No thanks reading your mindless drivel reports.
I like to use escorts when in Tijuana so where might I find some current info on the scores of available escorts in Tijuana.
Don't all the crime statistics belong somewhere else? Maybe General Info?
OfficialKnight
11-29-14, 04:47
Why do some get a girl for 8-10 hours? What do you do but screw and talk in that time frame, get dinner go to a club? Is there a limit on how many shots you get off if you get a girl from an agency in that type of time frame?
Thanks in advance.
The Tall Man
11-30-14, 03:57
Why do some get a girl for 8-10 hours? What do you do but screw and talk in that time frame, get dinner go to a club? Is there a limit on how many shots you get off if you get a girl from an agency in that type of time frame?
Thanks in advance.I could never understand that either, that is doing an all nighter with an escort, but to each his own as they say. Was it Charlie Sheen who said something like "I pay a hooker to leave". Just MHO.
The Tall Man.
Commonglass
12-02-14, 02:30
Has anyone checked out the ladies on SexyTijuana recently? I tried a few 6-7 years ago and found some amazing quality WAY off the beaten path in a casa about 20 minutes from downtown. My Spanish was barely adequate, but things still worked out.
I'm currently checking out Devora or the "Doble" option at the Extasis-69 agency. Please post here or PM back with any insights.
Either way, I'll definitely write a trip report if I end up pursuing this option.
These are not the 1990's. There aren't that many cartel related murders in Tijuana. 40:1 murder rate Tijuana vs SD and you think Tijuana is safer? And there's other aspects to "safety" than just murders alone. Pretty much includes any type of violence or threat of violence. You can also include theft in this category if you wish, since not only do you want to be safe yourself, but also your belongings. So you are saying San Diego has more muggings, robberies, assaults and thefts than Tijuana? Oh it must be the cartel's fault. Chapo Guzman must've carried out thousands of $20 muggings on Coahuila to "skew" Tijuana's / Mexico's numbers.
"If you take those {cartel murders} out of the equation I suspect Tijuana is as safe, or safer, than any other city of its size. " Really? Let me explain to you basic socioeconomics. Wealth and crime are inversely proportional. The greater the wealth, the lower the crime rate. This is proven fact. So you're saying Tijuana, with, I don't know, maybe $7 k avg income will have lower crime than SD which has maybe $65 k avg income? Pure idiocy.
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"outside of the zona or gringo bars on Revu, I've never been shortchanged. Not even by taco stand guys. " If you still claim that in 25 years you've only been cheated twice, then reality is that you've been cheated hundreds of times but were just too stupid to realize it. There's other ways to get cheated besides being short changed.
"I can certainly give as good as I get when it comes to flame wars. " Not really because you're getting systematically destroyed here.
"It wasn't worth my time to quibble over exchange rate policies of the bars. " Well, you certainly have the time to write long posts trying to bash me but you don't have the time to "quibble" over one subject? You don't want to quibble over your original idiotic statement because you now realize you were dead wrong.
"All I see from you are criticisms of others. " Really? You've read every one of my posts and the only things I write are criticisms?
"I find something interesting to report almost every time I go" When you write such asinine statements such as "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks" you lose all credibility. No thanks reading your mindless drivel reports.OK, little man. I'll waste a bit more time here, and then I'll move on.
I said "typical USA City" you said SD. But let's look at a couple. Tijuana is dramatically safer than, say, Chicago. City-specific statistics are a bit hard to come by, but as far as I can tell Tijuana has roughly equivalent rates of assaults and robberies, and much lower rates of burglary than San Diego. Overall, according to the UN, Mexico has an assault rate (great bodily harm) a bit more than 50% of the USA, a theft rate a fraction of the USA rate and robbery rate substantially higher than the US. So, yes, overall Tijuana is about as safe as a typical US city. So much for the Genius Yorkie's "systematic destruction. " If you have some other empirical evidence, please show it. We no longer take your word for anything.
Wealth and crime are inversely proportional? What planet do you live on? If that were the case, the USA, during the Great Depression, would have been one of the most crime ridden places imaginable. Sorry, didn't mean to let facts intrude on your fantasies. So, given this logic, Juarez, with an average income somewhat greater than Tijuana, should have a lower crime rate. Oddly, it doesn't. Acapulco is on par with Tijuana, income-wise, but has far more murders. Oops. I guess tired bromides don't take the place of actual facts. Where did you get your sociology degree? Oh, here's a clue for you to ponder. Race and crime do have a connection and, unlike your drivel, there have been actual studies.
You're the expert on being cheated, so, please, show us poor benighted peons the error of our ways. Tell us how we've all been too stupid to realize that we've been cheated. I think we could all benefit from your knowledge. Let's see a few posts.
Every board has its resident asshole, and we have you. So it's usually live and let live. But you jumped all over some newbie's first post, told him he'd never been to Tijuana, certainly discouraged future contributions and acted like the prick you probably are. So, yes. I went and read many of your (very) few posts. Most are a couple of lines, and many of those are simply critical of somebody else. I got tired of looking for any TRs, of any substance, that you've contributed. If I'm wrong, point out a few. Offer something constructive. Point out how you were fleeced by the propane vendor so we can avoid such a fate. Tell us about taking your chica to the wilds of Macro Plaza. These are not only interesting, they contribute to your overall credibility. Instead, I submit that you haven't contributed jack shit. I'm happy to put such "credibility" as I have against your self-proclaimed "expertise" any time. So, let's see something of value from you. Put up or shut up.
Why do some get a girl for 8-10 hours? What do you do but screw and talk in that time frame, get dinner go to a club? Is there a limit on how many shots you get off if you get a girl from an agency in that type of time frame?
Thanks in advance.The answer is "whatever you want to do. " If you want to go out for dinner, dancing, whatever, generally you can. If you want to stay in the room and screw, you can. Every girl is different, but usually there is no limit. Of course, some guys take it to the extreme, but anything within reason should be OK. Some guys just don't like to sleep alone. Whatever floats your boat.
ScatManDoo
12-05-14, 20:37
The escorts section is probably not the exact correct spot for this post, but as a new "regular" member I cannot start new threads.
Mermaids first offered this 'buffet of flesh' on Halloween night and now they have scheduled their second "buffet" to occur on Saturday December 13th.
Myself and some monger friends of mine have asked the guys at Mermaids for additional details not appearing on their promotional flyer (which I have tried to add here to my post, but my picture file was too large).
Supposedly the $99 fee covers basic citas with their entire lineup for the ten hours of the event. It also covers the use of their massage rooms for sex sessions with their massage girls.
Someone who attended the Halloween buffet said there were a little more than 30 chicas in attendance who were fuck objects for approximately 40 mongers that took turns with the chicas.
He said that the Halloween event had about a half dozen flacas, a half dozen gordas, but the majority of chicas were average in weight (for Tijuana).
You may not bring in your own food or drinks (Don't know how they will deal with mongers that have special diets / restrictions).
A person at Mermaids said that food and beverages will be for sale inside of Mermaids. I realize that partially conflicts with the information on the flyer saying they have no food.
The chicas may ask for tips, but no requirements for paying the chicas extra will occur at the event. Expect to tip generously if you and the chica agree on "extras" beyond regular covered service.
Citas are limited to 20 minutes each and you may not repeat with any chica.
The even will end at 4 AM or whenever the monger leaves the premises (no in and out privileges).
Presale tickets cost $99 and $120 on the day of the event.
ScatManDoo
12-05-14, 21:09
Here's the front.
ScatManDoo
12-10-14, 00:34
My quasi-wingman and another monger buddy of mine gave one of the mermaid's barker a grilling to extract more details regarding this upcoming chica "buffet".
They confirmed (as correct) all the information I provided in my prior post here made four days ago.
Additionally they toured the facility, including seeing one of the massage rooms.
I've never been upstairs in Mermaids myself, and I thought it would be some upstairs hallway with closet sized rooms containing nothing but a wobbly massage table. But I was pleasantly surprised when QW reported to me that they were adequately sized rooms equipped with a small regular bed (maybe twin size?) and a full bath including shower.
My other friend asked the barker if his chicas would be eco-friendly during the event, and was advised that the chicas would be using condoms. Frankly I thought that was sort of a dumb question to ask, and the barker said what he probably had to say to the general public. If the barker had said "yes". Would you believe him?
IMHO something like this is always best discussed in the room.
The one real useful tidbit mi amigo got was that at the start of each 20 minute cita the monger has to choose to receive either a blow job or a fuck session or a massage, NO combo citas!
I thought this was an odd rule.
I would think that a good strategy for this rule would be to ask every chica for a blow job.
That would work for me because I can always enjoy a descent BJ of any time length, even covered ones are OK with me.
And if the chica got tired of sucking my wienie with the foul tasting condom after just 4 minutes. I could give her a big smile and tell her I don't want any damn massage!
The Tall Man
12-10-14, 17:35
My quasi-wingman and another monger buddy of mine gave one of the mermaid's barker a grilling to extract more details regarding this upcoming chica "buffet".
They confirmed (as correct) all the information I provided in my prior post here made four days ago.
Additionally they toured the facility, including seeing one of the massage rooms.
I've never been upstairs in Mermaids myself, and I thought it would be some upstairs hallway with closet sized rooms containing nothing but a wobbly massage table. But I was pleasantly surprised when QW reported to me that they were adequately sized rooms equipped with a small regular bed (maybe twin size?) and a full bath including shower.
My other friend asked the barker if his chicas would be eco-friendly during the event, and was advised that the chicas would be using condoms. Frankly I thought that was sort of a dumb question to ask, and the barker said what he probably had to say to the general public. If the barker had said "yes". Would you believe him?
IMHO something like this is always best discussed in the room.
The one real useful tidbit mi amigo got was that at the start of each 20 minute cita the monger has to choose to receive either a blow job or a fuck session or a massage, NO combo citas!
I thought this was an odd rule.
I would think that a good strategy for this rule would be to ask every chica for a blow job.
That would work for me because I can always enjoy a descent BJ of any time length, even covered ones are OK with me.
And if the chica got tired of sucking my wienie with the foul tasting condom after just 4 minutes. I could give her a big smile and tell her I don't want any damn massage!I am game to try something a bit different. Actually sounds like if there was no control it could turn into a nice cozy orgy!
This post has actually spurred my interest for heading down this weekend! Thanks for posting.
The Tall Man.
I am game to try something a bit different. Actually sounds like if there was no control it could turn into a nice cozy orgy!
This post has actually spurred my interest for heading down this weekend! Thanks for posting.
The Tall Man. Did I read the flyer correct?? Sounds too good to be true.
30 girls, 10 hours and fuck as much as you can for 99 or 120?
If true I would like to try it.
I also might be headed down for this on sat. But curious what the environment will be like. Is everyone just fucking in the same big room? Safe place to put belongings? And while recharging just hang out at the bar and go back and repeat when ready?
If I understand the flyer correctly, you cant repeat the same girl but can fuck as many as you can?
Is there a unlimited supply of condoms and what are they charging or bring my own?
Whats the proper way to let a random girl know your ready to go?
Is Mermaids an escort service? I thought it was a massage parlor. A massage parlor w / a bad rep.
Have they changed into an Escort Agency? Where's the web site so I can take a look.
Here's a real escort (last night's) from a real escort agency. Her face an 8 her body a 10.
I enjoyed a shy but powerful experience last night, powerful to me that is.
Ninguno Especial
12-13-14, 00:48
Is Mermaids an escort service? I thought it was a massage parlor. A massage parlor w / a bad rep.
You thought right, not escort only MP with bad rap otherwise the barkers would not have to yell across the street at you as you walk between HK and AB.
Nice shower pic.
ScatManDoo
12-13-14, 02:18
Is Mermaids an escort service? I thought it was a massage parlor. A massage parlor w / a bad rep.
Have they changed into an Escort Agency? Where's the web site so I can take a look.I believe that Mermaids is a massage parlor and not an escort agency.
As a new member of this website I cannot start a new thread, so I posted under escorts rather than bar girls or SGs or general reports.
If I had been able to find an existing massage parlor thread. I would have posted there.
I doubt they have a website since the advertising flyer mentioned only that they were on facebook.
ScatManDoo
12-21-14, 20:12
I am wrapping up the writing of a lengthy and very detailed report on Mermaid's second chica buffet.
I will post it here either later today or tomorrow when it is completed.
ScatManDoo
12-23-14, 06:50
Please note that the following trip report is not to be copied and reposted to any public forum or other website or printed materials without my authorization. I freely contribute the following trip report to InternationalSexGuide.info and two other hooker websites.
The often stated truths on Tijuana monger boards about LZ is to avoid places that have English speaking barkers. If they need English speaking barkers to bring in business (often from newbies who don't know any better) then they typically are not worth going into. Sure, as always in LZ, you might have that rare great experience even in rip-off places, but those experiences are far outnumbered by legions of mongers who feel they got ripped off when they Look back at their experiences in clip joints.
So the moment I heard about this "All you can eat buffet" being held by Mermaids I was amused by their proposed event. I knew that they couldn't, well, or more certainly they wouldn't, be eager & willing to deliver all the girls that I could run through in ten hours for just $99!
First let me describe the layout of Mermaids. From the outside Mermaids has two entrances located on either side of the tiny but tasty Viejo Lobo hole-in-the-wall restaurant. If you enter through the east entrance you will see a you-shaped stairway leading up to Who-knows-what and a curtain that has their bar behind it. The bar has small tables & chairs, some built-in padded seating along most of the perimeter, a long bar covering most of the back wall and a small stage with a 6 1/2 foot stripper pole. Yes, you read right, the stripper pole is less than seven feet tall! Even the short chicas can't really climb it without hitting their heads on the building support beam the top of the pole is attached to. Consequently all pole dancing I saw that evening were chicas grabbing the bar at or above their heads and just spinning to the ground. There is also a small alcove that can seat about 8 to 10 people next to the bar.
The west entrance leads to a medium sized lobby that has the same padded built-in seating along two of the lobby walls. This lobby also Has a you-shaped stairway leading up to eight rooms on the second level. They have a small desk at the bottom of lobby's staircase. Their is another you-shaped stairway leading up to a third level. I don't know what is on the third level. I never saw anyone using the stairway leading to the third level except for the one time a chica used that stairway to ditch me. There is a long hallway running behind Viejo Lobo with a jag in it that connects the bar to the lobby. At the jag on one side is the men's and ladies banos and at the other side of the jag is a door that I never saw opened. The bar can seat somewhere between 80 to 100 people, the west lobby looked like it could hold only about 30 to 35 people. Traditionally Mermaids uses the lobby to conduct their line-ups for barked-in prospective clients.
The buffet was supposed to start at 6 PM, so I arrive at Mermaids socially late at 6:10 PM. My quasi wingman (QW) was waiting outside of Mermaids per our plan. He was not going for the $99 buffet, but he was curious as to how pretty the chicas would be. Our plan was to have QW hang around as a prospective client as he checked out the place for as long as he was allowed to. My initial role was to act like the buddy that was trying to get QW to pull the plug and buy a $99 ticket and join me for a night of unending plentiful chica fucking. But at first we were left cooling our heels on the sidewalk because the Mermaids staff didn't have their act together. Mermaids was still setting up and their guys told us the buffet would be open and running shortly.
I met two other mongers / buffet members waiting outside of Mermaids. One guy was a friend of QW, he looked young & fit, maybe around 40 years old and he must not have been a very experienced monger. He was certainly a nice guy, who was there repeating the event because he attended the first Mermaid's buffet that was recently held on Halloween night. He gave QW, and thus me, some good inside intel from the earlier event. I didn't talk to him much at all during the buffet. He seemed to be having a really good time as we passed each other during the event.
The other monger brother looked like he was closer to my age (mid fifties) but was much better looking than I am, and fit (unlike me). I found out that he posts on another mongering board under the handle "mujeriego". Mujeriego was pleased to meet me and said I didn't look anything like what he thought I would. He also told me that he read a lot of my posts and enjoyed reading them. This year I've met about 30 to 40 mongers from these hooker boards and it was really nice to run across and finally meet my second fan. While waiting to get inside we compared ticket stubs. I bought my ticket on November 30th and it was ticket #11. Mujeriego had bought his ticket the prior day (December 12th) and it was ticket #14 or 15. So we figured this event had very few pre-sold tickets. They certainly were still selling it hard as I was solicited by two different barkers on the other side of Coahila Ave. , once just before and again just after I ate two tacos in Tacos de Sherry across the street from Mermaids. Something I found amusing was that the second barker was verbally announcing that the buffet's price was $99. Forty minutes later, when QW was heading out out of Mermaid's bar we confirmed that they were asking the flyer's publicized day-of-event higher price of $120. The barker verbally quoting a $99 entrance fee was probably doing the typical Mermaid's massage parlor mislead shuffle where a $99 promise of an entry fee morphs into $120 after the first five twenty dollar bills are handed over.
At a few minutes after 6:30 we were finally allowed into the joint and issued wrist bands in the lobby. Then we were taken through the hallway into the bar where they had only five chicas in the bar. That was not so bad since there were only five or six customers and QW posing as a possible customer. We were told that many more girls were coming in soon by this diminutive mesero that was wearing a Santa hat over his nearly shaved head, so for the rest of the report I will refer to him as "Dim Santa". Dim Santa told us that if we wanted to take a girl arriba, just tell him and it would happen. So I immediately pointed to the one chica that was pole dancing and told Dim Santa that I wanted to take her up right now. He said OK, but that I needed to wait until she finished dancing.
This first chica went by the name Ruby and she spoke English. As she left the dance floor she asked me to buy her a ficha, but I declined and said I just wanted to go upstairs. We went to the lobby where they took down her name and my wristband number onto a laptop and we were off to the races. In the room Ruby immediately suggested that I tip her $20 for the best time ever. I countered her with an offer of 50 pesos and some regalo. That seemed to work for her, although she never took her top off. The cita was quite spirited. It began with her offering her pussy for DATY, and since I was probably her first client of the past hour I obliged and enjoyed her fake moaning. Then it was a short BBBJ for me with a little more suckie time as she put on the house condom. The sex was very good and nasty and I could have popped if I wanted. But instead I regrettably decided to save my leche for later. This was probably the second biggest mistake of the evening that I made since my citas would not get any better than this. The knock came in mid stroke, and might have been close to 5 minutes early. I immediately stopped and pulled out.
As I was dressing, Ruby shopped the plentiful selection of regalo. She appeared to genuinely like the regalo items and thanked me for them and the 50 p note. Her expression of appreciation appeared to be modest, but genuine, without a trace of sarcasm. I went into this event very unsure if my tip counter offer (if the chicas were asking for too much) to the masseuses should be 50 p or 100 p. After her reaction I decided to repeat again at 50 p. Now that I've had the benefit of reading posts on a few monger boards that were made after the event a lot of those posts were speculating that it was possible the chicas might have been paid nothing by the house for their arriba services. I realize that I should have been giving each chica 100 p and even more to the ones that decided to perform well for me in the room.
Because things had gone so well overall for the first cita, and I realized that I was probably going to need to fuck some of the less appealing girls if there really was going to be an opportunity to fuck the entire collection. Even though an outcome that good was beyond reasonable belief, a monger has to position himself so that a better-than-expected result could occur. So I decided to now take up a second to third tier girl up for a quick turnaround to complete cita #2. I returned to the bar and took less than two seconds to make my second chica selection. I didn't have to look around for Dim Santa, since he seemed to appear out of nowhere when I returned to the bar and he had something to tell me. Dim Santa said that all I needed to do was give him a "teep" and I could take any girl up that I wanted. I thought to myself 'Fuck this guy'. He seems to be one of just three or four guys in the place that was not one of the pair of meseros working that evening or one of the team of outside barkers. So he's high enough up to be paid well by the bar for this event and the fact that I need to go to him, instead of just directly going up to the chica is just this guys forced insertion into the process to make him rich in tips from the event. So I ignored his in-my-face demand for a tip and only pointed out my second chica selection to him Sans propina, and without a beaming smile, Dim Santa fetched my second masseuse of the night. Right away we were heading through the hall to the lobby. We checked in with the young lady at the laptop and were quickly in the room. My second chica was named Veronica and no sooner had the door closed to the room when she too was soliciting a $20 "tip". She was clearly not pleased by my counter offer of 50 p plus regalo and asked to see what kind of regalo I had. So I opened up my back pack to show her and she was not impressed. She then took her top off, kept her tiny skirt and panties on and told me I was only getting a massage. From her I really didn't get a traditional massage, but instead it was more like a topless table dance as she plopped her overweight body on me and moved the bare minimum.
Veronica had such a bad attitude, unappealing fat (although you chubby chasers would disagree) poor touch that I wasn't even getting hard despite the nice set of tits she at least let me fondle. That's all that occurred for the 20 minute cita and at the end I found myself wishing that it was this cita, and not my first, that got the early knock. When it was over she dressed in 20 seconds, waited for me to reach into the backpack for her 50 p note and took a pass on accepting any regalo. I think that might have been only the second time in hundreds and hundreds of citas I've had in LZ where the chica passed on receiving some regalo. If a great, not just memorable, time at this event was important to me, I would have drastically changed game plans at this point. Fortunately I wasn't expecting a great time, so no change in my MO was needed unless I wanted to throw away money.
I wanted to get rid of the memory of Veronica ASAP so it was time for yet another quick run up the stairs. After just a minute or two in the bar I pointed out #3 to Dim Santa and we were heading up the stairs in no time at all. Chica #3's name was Roxy and she seemed to me as if she was fairly new to this line if work. She didn't solicit a tip from me at the beginning of the session nor the end. She asked me if I wanted a massage, a blow job or to fuck. I chose the blow job but unfortunately her sucking force was too gentle for a CBJ.
Over the years I've learned the words in Spanish to get a chica to suck softer if her blow job is too hard for my liking. But shit, seems I never before wanted a girl to suck me harder, so I've never learned how to give the instruction for that en espanol. She did seem to be trying hard enough, even if she was not sucking nearly hard enough. Props to her since she stay at it the entire time. Roxy even made a good effort at the end by letting me toss the condom away as she almost finished me by hand. I was getting close to cumming when the knock came. I had two different pockets of my backpack filled only with regalo, one of the two pockets had better items. She never ask me for a tip and seemed genuinely pleased with what I offered to give her. Maybe not so much with the 50 p, but she acted all excited to receive the two regalo items she selected. I figured that I was less than excited by Veronica's CBJ because nearly all the blow jobs I get these days are sin condom. Still I was concerned about how unexcited both the big head and little head were during the cita with no pops so far. I decided to sit my ass down in the bar, have a beer and a 1/3 nibble off of a viagra pill and kill a little time. I had been running at a good pace so far at the buffet and would have been meeting my best realistic estimates for the evening if we had not gotten a late start. I noticed the bar was a little bit more full now, so it was time for me to take a little head count.
At that time there happened to be an equal amount of guys and girls in the bar, 15 chicas and 15 customers, although only 4 or 5 of the participants were actually having ficha drinks with chicas. I would conduct four or five other body counts during the evening. At my highest headcount the bar was holding 19 customers. It is possible that I was upstairs when the crowd in the bar peaked, but chances are that my headcounts were fairly representative of the crowd size for this event. The highest chica count was 17, but when I made some of my counts I couldn't always see how many people were in the alcove by the bar. Even though I never saw as many as 20 chicas at once, there were definitely some girls that were only there at the beginning, only a few others that appeared only later in the evening, and a good portion of chicas that seemed to be there solidly working for all or most of the buffet event. They probably did meet, or came real close to meeting, the advertised promise of having 30 different masseuses at the buffet. Having enough available chicas at the event was not the problem, it was how they began handling the assignment of rooms well before the event was half over that was the huge problem that developed and I could see it was intentionally done by the massage parlor's management.
For those guys who want to know the overall attractiveness of the Mermaids chicas, I saw one "10" among their chicas. Hard graders of course could never award her or anyone they meet in person a grade higher than "9". She was a blonde of what seemed to be a natural shade (or professional bleaching) with big boobs on a tight slender body. She was unmatched in looks by the other chicas, because at the next level tier resided about a half dozen 7's & 8's. The balance of the mix were evenly distributed 4's through 6's. Maybe I'm being a little generous as I'm sure other critics would have found their share of 2's and 3's, but I didn't find any of the chicas present at the buffet to be butt ugly, and that's a great compliment to make towards any procurer of flesh in LZ.
From the very beginnings of the event the organizers were adamant that we weren't supposed to sit in the lobby, but instead always hang out in the bar. So as I sat in the bar nursing my beer I spotted a blonde chica that I thought was attractive. She was not the "10" I spoke of in the prior paragraph, but instead one of the "7's or 8's" and her name was Rachel. Turns out Rachel was just as bitchy as you can imagine a blonde "8" in LZ would be. Up in the room she asks for a $20 tip before the door even closed. When I told Rachel what I figured I'd be giving her at sessions end she shook her head and groaned that we would be fucking only. She removed only her panties and small skirt and sat down on the bed in an upright position and spread her legs. When I didn't instantly grow rock hard at her barely x-rated pin-up pose, she gestured to me as if to indicate that I, and my hands alone, would now need to be taking full responsibility for getting me erect. In La Zona I have never had a chica that refused to touch both me and my junk, and believe me, over the years I've had my share of lame street girl sessions. As I unsuccessfully tried to get myself even a little hard, Rachel took pity on me and for a minute or two actually leaned her body against mine. I guess she was trying for a humanitarian award!
I never got hard with Rachel and was thanking god when the knock finally came. As she bent down to pick up her panties she suggested to me that maybe I'm rushing things & should slow down and relax in the bar for a while and maybe have a couple of drinks. I felt like giving her nothing, but instead handed her 50 p and told her she could have one regalo item. I only showed her the less desirable half of the regalo items. At first she seemed to be looking at the collection of regalo items with disdain. Then she started picking through them. In the end she took forever to seemingly decide on her one regalo item. And then when she finally selected that one final item and held it up in one hand (I think it was a pair of slippers), she then pulled two more regalo items from the pile with her other hand and placed all three of them on the bed close behind her and said thanks while flashing a great big fat smile at me.
Back two weeks ago when I bought my ticket to the event my QW was told by a barker that in the room we would be given the choice of a blow job, fuck session, or a massage, but no combination of those activities for the 20 minute citas. From my experiences the night of the buffet, this was generally not what I received most of the time. Some chicas gave me what I wanted or asked for, and others like Rachel provided me with only with her contribution towards our mutual disappointment. Her effort was so bad and cold, that I didn't even get hard in 20 minutes with her, despite her overall physical attractiveness. Mujeriego had a better time with Rachel.
So I decided to take Rachel's (chica #4 for me that night) advice to heart and slow it down even more. I sat back with a beer in the bar for about an hour at one time I just wandered over to the lobby, but was shooed back into the bar. That made me even more curious and the next time there was a flurry of activity heading over to the lobby I tagged behind to watch. What I saw was the massage parlor conducting a typical Mermaids line up for a potential customer. I saw them doing this during the first hour of the buffet as they were trying to sell more buffet tickets. But this was different. I heard the pitch and they had now switched over and gone back to selling their regular $40 massages. It made sense to me since who would want to pay $120 for the remaining bones from a 10-hour buffet with pigs like me eating away at now for close to four hours?
Back in the bar my interest was drawn to a chica that carried far too many pounds to normally be a target of mine, but I was definitely here to do things and girls that I don't typically do, and she was definitely it. I saw from my brief visits to the lobby that room waits were increasing, so I knew I needed to pick someone and get my name back in the queue as someone waiting for a room. As this young chica was pole dancing in the bar I noticed her youthful exuberance. I also noticed her well formed youthful see sized melons as they were nearly plopping out from her top as she spun her ample ass around the dance pole. I went into my pocket holding singles and eventually pulled out three singles (along with some moths) and tucked into her panties during two songs. I told Dim Santa that I was ready to take her for my fifth bride of the evening, but Dim said there was now a back up and brief wait for the rooms. He said we would be upstairs soon and suggested I buy the young girl who knew no English a drink, which I did from one of the two guys I saw working that evening as meseros.
She didn't rush things and we took a long time in finishing our respective drinks. Her name was something that I could not seem to pronounce, even after three or four attempts. I don't even remember what it sounded like, so in this report she will simply be chica #5. I checked with the young lady who was still manning the desk at the bottom of the lobby's stairs and she cannot, or would not, tell me nor the other two mongers who were asking the same question: Exactly when our rooms would be available.
During the brief time I was away from the chica that had finally finished her ficha I saw them pull in a new client prospect and 7 or 8 chicas were pulled from bar to do a lineup. The mongering prospect quickly selected a girl from the line up and he took her up immediately after paying the barker $40 in cash. The event wasn't yet half way over, but it was quickly approaching the midpoint. Apparently Mermaids had already changed over from trying to sell $99 buffet tickets and moved into its regular mode of aggressively selling $40 massages to anybody that was walking near their facility and willing to listen to their sales pitch.
After getting nowhere with the chica handling the room assignments, and sitting a while longer with chica #5 sin ficha, I talked a little while with Dim Santa about the unprecedented delays in getting a room. It had now been more than an hour wait to go up with #5. Dim Santa passed me back to the lady with the computer in the lobby by the stairs. She sat me down on the large bench in the lobby and said they were trying to accommodate everyone regarding the rooms. She said that I had already been up four times and they were trying to let people up that were going in for their first or second time. I asked her "So I can't go up at all because I have been up four times already? She denied that as the truth. I asked "So are you giving priority to men that just arrived in the last hour or two, and that I have to wait until they are ready for their fifth girl before I can take up my fifth? She denied they were giving priority to late arrivals and further denied that any priority was being given to others ahead of me. So I asked "Why then did it matter that I had already taken up four chicas?" as she walked away from me in frustration and went back to tinkering around with her laptop.
At this point another new paying monger prospect was whisked into the lobby from outside. As I began heading down the hallway back to the bar I run up against seven chicas walking in the opposite direction because they were being called into the lobby from the bar to perform another line-up. It would have been eight chicas except that as I finally reentered the bar I got there just in time to stop my chica from cCatching up and joining in the lineup. Instead we returned to our former table. During the next four minutes I brushed off three or four offers back to back to back to back like rapid fire from the two guys working the bar to buy my girl another ficha. I kept saying no and that we we were going up in just a minute.
Since that line up ended only a minute after I had decided to return to the bar and sit sin ficha with my current gal, those seven girls had returned to the bar. They basically sat in three groups of chicas. About another eight or so mongers were sitting mostly by themselves or in pairs and another five to seven mongers that were activly ficha-ing chicas in the bar. After my fourth decline to buy a ficha in four minutes I decided to pull away from the annoying broken record. I told my chica a little white lie. I said to her that now is about time that they said the room would be ready for us and we should go wait in the lobby so we can go right up. Fortunately she was agreeable with me and went along. Every five minutes or less we were directed to return to the bar, but my chica, like me, didn't see any point in returning to the bar where there would be no ficha buying. The same was true for two more couples that came out to the lobby.
Those two other couples had been waiting a long time for a room. The men complained to room assignment lady and they joined us to sit and wait on the lobby's perimeter benches. We all were now waiting for our rooms to be ready and just blowing off repeated requests to move our asses back into the bar. My guess is that we all mutually figured out the most expeditious way for us to get our long awaited rooms was to insist on remaining in the place management didn't want us to hangout out at. And we were right because at one point they quickly got around to sending each of us right up nearly all at once. It would have been a tremendous coincidence if these three couples were all also sequentially listed on some waiting list on the female clerk's computer.
Up in the room #5 was an absolute sweetheart. Perhaps she sensed that all the crap about getting the room had me a little on edge and tired from fighting with her bosses. She was the only chica to go completely sin ropa as she wasn't dressed like most of the other Mermaid masseuses. She was trying very hard to get me going, even though as I recall I didn't get a blow job from her. Damn I was having trouble getting hard after that first cita where I uncharacteristically held back my leche. Eventually I stood up next to the bed and slapped my flaccid covered member against #5's pussy until it got hard, and then fucked her for the remainder of the session, which by now was less than 5 minutes of dick in pussy time. But it wasn't her fault, it was mine. Chica #5 also seemed genuinely charmed by the numerous choices of regalo of which she got two. #5 displayed no negative, but instead a seemingly positive attitude about there being a 50 p note given.
If I was wondering if the crew at Mermaids was trying to prevent my fifth cita, there became no doubt that they were actively working hard to prevent me from having a sixth one. Its downright comical to go over all the shit that was pulled in my quest for #6. Before and after. Chica #5, as well as earlier in the evening, I got the chance to sit down and compare notes with mujeriego and the younger monger that's a friend of QW. Mujeriego knew about the difficulty ticket holders were having in getting available rooms and he also spotted the unfichaed girls periodically leaving the bar to perform lineups in the lobby. We even followed the girls into the lobby during one of these lineup excursions to observe.
When I came down after cita #5 I saw that there was one big change going on. They now had a paper list of buffet ticket holders that were waiting on available rooms upstairs. This new paper list was being held and managed by this tall Mermaids official that gave his name as Alex. This was a welcome change since you could now actually see your name on that list and how close you were to liftoff. It was on notebook paper, and maybe about 15 names filled up the top half of the paper, with only one or two names scratched off when I first saw it. I immediately selected a new chica, told Dim Santa about my choice. DS spoke to the girl for about a minute and then he told me to go see Alex and get my name put on the waiting list because there was a short wait for rooms. My name was placed on the list with eight or nine ahead of mine that had not been scratched off the list when their room became available. There were eight or nine names ahead of mine. With just eight rooms on the second floor, I figured my wait time would likely be more than 20 minutes, but surely less than 40 since more than a dozen rooms should turn in 40 minutes.
I then sat in the bar with or near the other male mongers rather than spend money on fichas. After a little more than an hour I checked on the list and was shocked that I was still four names away! Even if a couple of the rooms were sold to new clients for hour long massages, the remaining six rooms should have turned over more than just four or five 20 minute buffet clients in more than an hour. Something smelled fishy. So I went back to the bar and tried again to pull that "let's go to the lobby cause our room is just about ready" ploy. She get up and walks down the connecting hallway, but stops and asks me to wait while she uses the banos. I wait for her in the hallway and occasionally peek my head into the lobby to check with Alex on how I was progressing on the wait list that he was holding.
By the time my name was just one away I had been standing in that hallway for twenty minutes. No one else had gone in or out of that bathroom and I figured I'd been ditched. I hustled back into the bar and told Dim Santa that I couldn't find my girl. My room would be the next room available, and could I take up this other chica Instead? Dim Santa said no problem and he went to my replacement chica and talked to her for about a minute. Funny how he only seemed to talk to any other chica at the buffet for two seconds yet he has these long conversations now with my latest selections. My replacement chica gets up and accompanies me to the base of the stairs. They take my wristband number, as usual, and we are cleared to go upstairs. As we reach the second level, replacement chica tells me that she needs to go up to the third floor for just a moment, and I should wait for her there, which I did for the next 15 minutes. During the time I waited for my replacement girl I only saw three couples enter the massage rooms. I only saw two couples leave. Basically I waited up there with the pair of 200 pound cleaning women who were just standing around in the hallway with me. When the second exiting couple left their room, I timed the cleaning ladies at just over one minute to clean the room.
I gave up on my replacement chica and returned to the bar. I briefly tell mujeriego about how the chicas are ditching me and that Dim Santa is probably poisoning the well when he talks to the chica as I try to take them up. I explained to Dim Santa that I lost my replacement chica and asked if I could take a replacement for my replacement chica. I was told to go ahead and I quickly selected replacement chica #2, whom I would later learn went by the name Diana (I think). Dim Santa gives his one minute informational talk to Diana and then she gets up and heads with me to speak with Alex, who is now standing in the hallway. Replacement chica #2/ Diana says something to Alex and then Alex explains to me in English that Diana was enjoying fisha drinks with a gentleman, but the gentleman had to run out for just a minute to go out and use an ATM. Alex said that Diana had to go back to the bar and wait for the gentlemen to come back and buy her more drinks.
Diana returns to the bar and takes a seat on the perimeter bench of the bar right next to mujeriego. Before I can go to Dim Santa and discuss my selection of replacement chica #3 I see Diana and mujeriego get up and start heading into the hallway leading to Eric and the lobby. I think to myself, "oh no she's not! And I jump up and get a little of mujereigo's ear. I tell him that his chica is one that just ditched me under the false pretense that she was obligated to resume. Ficha drinking with another customer. All three of us approach Alex in the hallway, right in front of the bathrooms. I point out to Alex that this is the chica who less than five minutes ago said she had to return to the bar to be further fichaed. Mujereigo takes Diana off to the side, explains that he is my amigo and asks the chica if there was some reason she didn't want to go up with me since I had asked her first? The chica said she was not opposed to going up with me. Mujereigo had done me a MAJOR SOLID and if I had known at the time that he had only taken three girls up before Diana, I would not have asked for this favor. But I'm glad that he did because it was great to do another end run around Dim Santa.
So mujeriego and I just stared at Alex and told him that I should be the one going up first with Diana. After pondering the situation for a minute or so, Alex conceded to our request and I was allowed to go upstairs first with Diana. Diana turned out to be a below average provider, very passive and sort of a dead fish. She seemed to be fairly new to the business. Mermaids seemed to have a good amount of newer providers at this event. I found Diana hard to read as to whether she was OK with the 50 p and regalos tip. I felt better when after mujeriego had his cita with Diana he told me that she told him that she really liked the sandals she got as regalo.
As I wrote earlier in this report, I now think I should have been doubling the cash portion of my tips to chicas to 100 pesos instead of 50 p. My fucking evening was OVER, but I was not to discover that for another two hours. I selected another chica and got placed back on the waiting list for a room when it was 1:28 AM. I was told the wait would be about an hour. I figured that even if it took 90 minutes, that would get me in the room by 3:00 AM For a finale.
I briefly sat in the bar and had another beer, but by 1:45 AM I decided to sit in the lobby and wait the remaining 40 minutes out there. They had long ago given up on trying to shoo me out of the lobby when I came out there to observe. From time to time Alex would reassure me that he was getting closer to sending me up again as I sat in the lobby. But for the next 90 minutes I was gaining more and more company out in the lobby. One by one more buffet customers were entering the lobby and checking on their progress in getting a room. During that 90 minutes I saw the Mermaids barkers Run a couple more line-ups for new potential clients. Those two new customers went up right away when they made their line-up selections. What I was no longer seeing was a lot of buffet attendees going either up or coming down the stairways leading to the eight massage rooms.
In 90 minutes I think I saw only five or six buffet client couples going up or down. It was a dead zone. If just half of the rooms were in use by buffet customers I should have been able to see 12 to 15 citas starting and ending.
If all the rooms were in use (except for the two new hour-long citas) the number of citas starting and ending should have been close to 20 over that 90 minute period. Clearly they were playing games regarding room availability. Twice I saw mongers who were part of the buffet talk to Victor or Alex at the base of the stairs and agree to pay $40 to "avoid" the lengthy wait for rooms. A few minutes after 3:00 AM someone came through the lobby and said there was going to be an announcement. Victor walks into the lobby.
By all appearances that night, Victor seemed to be a manager. All night long Victor had been walking around with an earplug in one ear that dangled a beaded antenna long enough to almost touch his shoulders. Victor had been walking in and out of the lobby a lot during these final two or three scheduled hours of the event. And occasionally he had made a comment to various mongers that the event was scheduled to end at 3 AM. I saw him make that comment at least twice to different mongers, and the mongers always corrected him and said it was supposed to end at 4 AM. So with a fairly large group of mongers now milling in the lobby, Victor makes his announcement: "The event is now over and ended". This got widespread groans from the crowd. At least two guys objected and said no, this is supposed to run until 4 AM and they further complained that they had been buying girls fichas right up till then while being promised for more than half an hour that their rooms would soon be available. I even threw out a comment that was ignored by Victor. I said "Hey I've been waiting over 90 minutes here for a room. If we are going to get short-timed and lose over two hours maybe you should refund all of us $20?
Victor just looked at us all. Acted as if he was being told something via his earplug, and said "I'm getting the word from upstairs that the event is over! If there is a girl you want to take upstairs, we can only get you a room at this time for the standard $40 since the event has ended! I looked at the time on my cellphone and it was 3:17 AM! I took a quick head count and counted ten angry mongers standing and sitting in the lobby! And that's not counting a few buffet guys, like mujeriego that had already left Mermaids due to the long waits for rooms. Guys grumbled at Victor and another Mermaids guy who was standing in the lobby for a while, but mostly they grumbled among themselves.
No buffet customers left right away. They at first seemed like they wanted to stay and argue with the crappy managers that just kept shrugging their shoulders and saying there was nothing they could do because the bosses upstairs said it was over now. Nobody jumped up to hand these thieves $40 and take their next selections upstairs. After five minutes two guys gave up and left, a few minutes later another dude gave up and left. Minutes later two more guys left, leaving just me and four other dudes in the lobby. I did a quick walk into the bar looking for Alex or Dim Santa, but neither of these guys were there, in fact I don't think I saw either Alex or DS in the lobby during the last half hour I was sitting there. They just seemed to have disappeared like so many of my selected chicas during the second half of the event!
When I left at 3:31 AM there were still four unhappy mongers milling around the lobby.
SMD,
Thanks for the detailed trip report. I know the effort that goes into them.
When I first saw the ad I imagined that it would be a disappointment. But nowhere near the disaster you experienced. Mermaid's has a very bad reputation in the Zona, and you have shown that it's well deserved.
I wonder if they really were able to persuade all the girls to work for "free" and depend on tips. I think if that were the case one would have mentioned it. But maybe that explains the crappy attitudes. In any case, just my 2 centavos, 50 pesos (about $3. 50 as of this writing) seemed a bit light and I think you were correct in your assessment that 100 may have been better. I don't think your experience would have improved much, had you tipped 100, so the point is moot.
I think your report will serve well as a warning to newbs to avoid Mermaids.
P.S. - For the money you spent you could have had a multi-hour session with a nice Craigslist girl in a nice motel. But you wouldn't have had the experience, and that, alone, was probably worth $99.
Baxter Slade
12-23-14, 23:29
Thanks Scatman for such a detailed report. I almost feel like I attended the event, saved the $99 and didn't have to experience the frustration first hand.
If anything it is great to see a zona establisment thinking outside of the box. Maybe it will inspire a place like Chicago Club to get creative. Or with more planning a similar event could be successfully pulled off.
Oh yea that fan base of 2 that you spoke of has become at least 3. THANKS.
The Tall Man
12-25-14, 02:27
SMD,
Thanks for the detailed trip report. I know the effort that goes into them.
When I first saw the ad I imagined that it would be a disappointment. But nowhere near the disaster you experienced. Mermaid's has a very bad reputation in the Zona, and you have shown that it's well deserved.
I wonder if they really were able to persuade all the girls to work for "free" and depend on tips. I think if that were the case one would have mentioned it. But maybe that explains the crappy attitudes. In any case, just my 2 centavos, 50 pesos (about $3. 50 as of this writing) seemed a bit light and I think you were correct in your assessment that 100 may have been better. I don't think your experience would have improved much, had you tipped 100, so the point is moot.
I think your report will serve well as a warning to newbs to avoid Mermaids.
P.S. - For the money you spent you could have had a multi-hour session with a nice Craigslist girl in a nice motel. But you wouldn't have had the experience, and that, alone, was probably worth $99.Got to agree with these responses but as usual you get what you pay for, either in Mexico or the USA or anywhere else for that matter.
Great long report.
The Tall Man.
ScatManDoo
12-25-14, 03:47
Got to agree with these responses but as usual you get what you pay for, either in Mexico or the USA or anywhere else for that matter.
Great long report.
The Tall Man.I paid $99 for admission and roughly $50 at the event.
I'm sure they (I. E. Everyone combined at Mermaids) would have preferred that I spend around $400 instead of the $150.
Tall Man: How much better do you speculate the event would have been for me if I would have spent the additional $250?
I've stepped into Mermaids once and never returned. Let's see, $40 to the house and hopefully they share it with the girls. Then it's up to me what I pay my girl. The rooms are tiny shit like rooms. The girls are below average looking. Frankly, I have no ideal why Mongers even bother with a place like this with all the other great places. Heck I'd rather spend my evening at the smaller bars in the alley than this hole in the wall. The entire set up is pretty lame.
The moment I walked in, the loud mouth fuck-head follows me around continuously yapping like a chihuahua while tailed by two waiters. The place resembles a home converted into a bar. It actually feels like someone's home. Let's see ... Waste time here or Hong Kong... Or the alley (if was on a tighter budget). Tough call.
The Tall Man
12-27-14, 03:24
I paid $99 for admission and roughly $50 at the event.
I'm sure they (I. E. Everyone combined at Mermaids) would have preferred that I spend around $400 instead of the $150.
Tall Man:
How much better do you speculate the event would have been for me if I would have spent the additional $250?A resounding no! It all has to do with the set up, the management, the girls and the experience otherwise these places go broke and out of business quicker than a New York minute. I wonder how they have managed to stay open this long. Go figure.
The Tall Man.
Plastermaster
01-05-15, 01:03
Do any of you guys know if any of the escorts agency's girls will go to hotel rizo de oro? Was thinking of getting a master suite there and maybe having an overnite with an escort.
Ninguno Especial
01-05-15, 04:34
Do any of you guys know if any of the escorts agency's girls will go to hotel rizo de oro? Was thinking of gettin a master suite there and maybe having an overnite with an escort.Not an expert but would say it is doubtful as it would cramp their style, not to mention the agencies have preferred motels. You would have better luck perhaps with an escort from Craigslist Mexico.
The Paraiso on 9th about 1. 5 blocks East of Revolucion has a great deal 200 pesos weekdays for 6 hours in the hroom. The CL chicas will go there.
ScatManDoo
01-06-15, 00:15
I did get to read another review of this event by another attendee that actually liked the event a lot. This other guy is a prolific poster on another board. This guy has an adequate amount of time spent in LZ to be an experienced monger, but to me, from his many posts, he seems to roll around LZ like an inexperienced newbie. He's the only monger I've ever know about that willingly bought one of those notorious cheese plates in Hong Kong Bar.
He reported that he went upstairs five times during the event, and that he also saw and talked to lot of attendees that were left hanging for long periods of time when Mermaids held out and made their rooms falsely difficult to obtain for cita service after 9 or 10 PM that night.
As I said, the guy acts like a noob & caved twice to the Mermaids organizer's demand for extra dinero. For two of his five citas he paid $40 extra each time to the house just for the privilege of taking two chicas up at once, and in those instances he was granted a whopping 30 minutes upstairs with them instead of the standard 20 minutes. He said that one of his trios ran even much longer than 30 minutes.
This is a guy that in the past always answered any question posed to him (ad nauseam) but he was suspiciously silent when someone asked him point blank how much money he spent in total (over and above the $99 admission). But if I can be allowed to read between the lines from the information he did provide, it was a much more expensive evening for him than it was for me.
My guess is that he spent somewhere between $100 and $200 just in buying 10 to 20 ficha drinks for the seven different chicas he took upstairs. Without my need to guess, he reported paying $40 twice to the house to be allowed to conduct trios (threesomes) for two of his five sessions. He's also a more generous tipper than I am, so my guess is that he probably spent around $100 or more on chica tips to the seven chicas that fucked or sucked him.
I'm sure he dumped some generous tips on the male organizers of the event. What I can't determine from the information he did provide, is whether he spent three times the money I spent, or four times my total expenditures.
He said he received BBBJ 40% of the time, which is better than the 17% rate that I got. He also said all the chicas he took up were fun, whereas I received bad attitudes from two out of my six selected chicas. To me that difference wasn't worth the huge extra expense. But we are all entitled to spend our money as we choose.
He said that he enjoyed himself at the buffet, but from everything I know about the guy, he is easily pleased.
Any other mongers who planned to go to Tijuana this weekend (Jan. 17 - Jan. 18), send me a private message?
I would like to also meet other mongers while down there.
Vince
VenusQuest
01-23-15, 05:21
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I decided to sit my ass down in the bar, have a beer and a 1/3 nibble off of a viagra pill and kill a little time. I had been running at a good pace so far at the buffet and would have been meeting my best realistic estimates for the evening if we had not gotten a late start. I noticed the bar was a little bit more full now, so it was time for me to take a little head count.Hey ScatManDoo,
Was curious of what MG of Viagra do you prefer when out there mongering? I'm 34 yrs old and would just like to make sure I am pretty active throughout all the action Ill be encountering. I also see a lot of online sites where you could purchase generic Viagra. Any suggestions on a good place to start?
Thanks for the advise.
ScatManDoo
01-23-15, 23:33
Hey ScatManDoo,
Was curious of what MG of Viagra do you prefer when out there mongering? I'm 34 yrs old and would just like to make sure I am pretty active throughout all the action Ill be encountering. I also see a lot of online sites where you could purchase generic Viagra. Any suggestions on a good place to start?
Thanks for the advise.I have never purchased viagra online, so I cannot make any recommendations on where to go online.
I am a Costco member in the United States and the Tijuana Costco allows purchases from domestic card holders, so I used to go to the Tijuana Costco to buy ED drugs. I bought Cialis there once at the equivalent of around $11 to $12 a pill. Same price for Levitra and the Tijuana Costco sold genuine (from Pfizer in their packaging) for close to $10 a pill when buying four 100 MG V pills. All of these purchases were the maximum dosages offered for those pills (20 MG for Cialis and Levitra while the V is sold in 100 MG pills). No prescription is needed in Tijuana to buy ED drugs. I also believe that possession of personal use amounts of these ED drugs is also not illegal in Tijuana, but that does not stop the Tijuana policia from saying different and attempting to get most of the money you are holding as a bribe to let you go on your way.
I have never had anything illegal or controversial in my possession when being searched by Tijuana cops, but over the years I have read dozens of encounters and spoken to other mongers who got caught with one or two viagra pills by the Tijuana policia. Many have paid bribes just so the issue gets resolved quickly. But I also know and have read of numerous encounters by V carrying mongers who are cheap like me and not afraid to say no to a Tijuana policia. In all of their encounters the Tijuana policia wasted a good amount of their time, sometimes even putting them in the back of a Tijuana policia car and driving them around for anywhere from 10 to 60 minutes while they continue to solicit predictably declining bribes as they try to instill fear into the monger. More than just one or two mongers were willing to wait the process out and were eventually cut loose without paying any bribe, but in a couple of instances they were let go in areas that were a couple of blocks or more from LZ, so they had to use their street skills to get back to LZ on their own. As I said, I know about many many of these encounters over the years and no one yet has been brought in front of a Tijuana judge for possession of an ed drug!
I no longer buy my genuine Viagra at Costco because there are better, far cheaper, sources of generic Viagra in Tijuana. The best place I know of is Piri Pharmacy which is located directly across the pedestrian walkway from the Tijuana wax museum. Here is a link to a you tube video on Mercado El Piri featuring the pharmacy owner, Jillian. BTW the creator of the video is my good friend, Dick Army, with whom I have car pooled to Tijuana on several occasions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re8YNlmuysc
At Mercado El Piri they currently sell three different versions of generic Viagra, one is called Maxifort (ten 100 MG pills for $14 or $14.50. The pesos price changed from 170 p to 180 pesos and might be even more in pesos these days). They sell single pills of Maxifort also, but I don't know the price of single pills (I've never even tried Maxifort).
Piri also sells another generic version of Viagra under the label Figral (four 50 MG pills for $3 or four 100 MG pills for $5 or 65 pesos).
A third version of generic Viagra sold at Piri is called Mazzogram, which is their cheapest version of vitamin V. Boxes of ten 100 MG Mazzograms go for 120 pesos (95 cents a pill).
I have tried both the Figral and Mazzogram. Both worked for me, yet I prefer the Figral. Similarly I get good results from genuine Pfizer Viagra and Levitra, yet Cialis does not seem to do much for me.
Every interested person should try several different ED medicines to see which are most effective for them. Fortunately for me, I have not suffered any of the known side effects.
I try to bite off 1/3 of a 100 MG Figral pill every 6 to 7 waking hours I am present in LZ after my first cita.
I am 56 years old and typically don't need it for my first cita. If I was willing to wait 6 to 8 hours between citas I might not need it at all. But I like to dip my wick every 2 to 3 hours on my visits to LZ and for an old man like me, Viagra is necessary to keep up that kind of frenzied pace.
Hey ScatManDoo,
Was curious of what MG of Viagra do you prefer when out there mongering? I'm 34 yrs old and would just like to make sure I am pretty active throughout all the action Ill be encountering. I also see a lot of online sites where you could purchase generic Viagra. Any suggestions on a good place to start?
Thanks for the advise.I have used both generic and the name brand and both work the same as far as I can tell. Not that I have trouble getting it up but having that extra kick really helps it last and makes it easier to do repeated sessions. I usually take a 100 MG pill and will end up doing 3 or 4 sessions before the night is over. Could probably do more if I stayed longer and recharged. Maybe one of these days I will arrive early, stay the night and do a marathon event. For the generic I usually pay around $5 for 2 and save the extra for next visit. I buy from the Mexican pharmacy past the McDonald's.
Hey ScatManDoo,
I'm 34 yrs old and would just like to make sure I am pretty active throughout all the action Ill be encountering. I also see a lot of online sites where you could purchase generic Viagra. Any suggestions on a good place to start?
Thanks for the advise.Stay off the Viagra. You are way too young for it. It is dangerous to mix with alcohol and not healthy for someone that doesn't need it. Smoke a joint or have a drink instead.
Member #4450
01-31-15, 04:54
Stay off the Viagra. You are way too young for it. It is dangerous to mix with alcohol and not healthy for someone that doesn't need it. Smoke a joint or have a drink instead.I cannot handle Cialis It gives me a terrible migraine, red eyes, flash face it feels like my head will explode but I'm older than 34. I think the older you are the more dangerous it can be but a 34 yrs old guy should handle it just fine. Alcohol and Tylenol is much worse.
VenusQuest
02-02-15, 02:31
I no longer buy my genuine Viagra at Costco because there are better, far cheaper, sources of generic Viagra in Tijuana. The best place I know of is Piri Pharmacy which is located directly across the pedestrian walkway from the Tijuana wax museum. Here is a link to a you tube video on Mercado El Piri featuring the pharmacy owner, Jillian. BTW the creator of the video is my good friend, Dick Army, with whom I have car pooled to Tijuana on several occasions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re8YNlmuysc
At Mercado El Piri they currently sell three different versions of generic Viagra, one is called Maxifort (ten 100 MG pills for $14 or $14.50. The pesos price changed from 170 p to 180 pesos and might be even more in pesos these days). They sell single pills of Maxifort also, but I don't know the price of single pills (I've never even tried Maxifort).
Piri also sells another generic version of Viagra under the label Figral (four 50 MG pills for $3 or four 100 MG pills for $5 or 65 pesos).
A third version of generic Viagra sold at Piri is called Mazzogram, which is their cheapest version of vitamin V. Boxes of ten 100 MG Mazzograms go for 120 pesos (95 cents a pill)..Thanks a bunch SMD. Very very informative and a great help. Now I have only been to Tijuana once and was wondering where exactly is this Piri Pharmacy near what wax museum? Which US / Mexico entrance?
Thanks for your time and input.
KevinMorison
02-02-15, 18:20
If you are standing at the Arch, look at the 7-11 then cross the street to the east and go down path with all the shops heading east. Maybe a block and a half down on your left will be the store where you can buy penis pills. The wax Museum will be on your right. The shop will be on the left, I forget the name of the place but you can get the stuff there.
ScatManDoo
02-02-15, 18:51
Thanks a bunch SMD. Very very informative and a great help. Now I have only been to Tijuana once and was wondering where exactly is this Piri Pharmacy near what wax museum? Which US / Mexico entrance?
Thanks for your time and input.The sort answer is that Mercado Piri (& the Tijuana Wax Museum) is one short block east of the Arch along the pedestrian walk.
Piri is much closer to La Zona than it is to the border since the pedestrian walk from the border to the Arch is the equivalent of maybe 5 or 6 city blocks in length.
Pricing update:
Julian reduced the price on four pill 50 MG box of Figral (probably due to recent changes in the peso exchange rate and a price reduction. That box used to go for $3 or 39 p.
New new price is $2.50 or 35 p.
At Piri they've also recently introduced a new (fourth) generic brand called Edegra. 100 MG pills are currently sold at Piri at the great rate of $15 for 20 pills.
Not an expert but would say it is doubtful as it would cramp their style, not to mention the agencies have preferred motels. You would have better luck perhaps with an escort from Craigslist Mexico.
The Paraiso on 9th about 1. 5 blocks East of Revolucion has a great deal 200 pesos weekdays for 6 hours in the hroom. The CL chicas will go there.Rizo de oro was a total shithole. I have not been down there in a few years, but unless it has seriously upgraded, I would go elswhere.
I have never purchased viagra online, so I cannot make any recommendations on where to go online.
I am a Costco member in the United States and the Tijuana Costco allows purchases from domestic card holders, so I used to go to the Tijuana Costco to buy ED drugs. I bought Cialis there once at the equivalent of around $11 to $12 a pill. Same price for Levitra and the Tijuana Costco sold genuine (from Pfizer in their packaging) for close to $10 a pill when buying four 100 MG V pills. All of these purchases were the maximum dosages offered for those pills (20 MG for Cialis and Levitra while the V is sold in 100 MG pills). No prescription is needed in Tijuana to buy ED drugs. I also believe that possession of personal use amounts of these ED drugs is also not illegal in Tijuana, but that does not stop the Tijuana policia from saying different and attempting to get most of the money you are holding as a bribe to let you go on your way.
I have never had anything illegal or controversial in my possession when being searched by Tijuana cops, but over the years I have read dozens of encounters and spoken to other mongers who got caught with one or two viagra pills by the Tijuana policia. Many have paid bribes just so the issue gets resolved quickly. But I also know and have read of numerous encounters by V carrying mongers who are cheap like me and not afraid to say no to a Tijuana policia. In all of their encounters the Tijuana policia wasted a good amount of their time, sometimes even putting them in the back of a Tijuana policia car and driving them around for anywhere from 10 to 60 minutes while they continue to solicit predictably declining bribes as they try to instill fear into the monger. More than just one or two mongers were willing to wait the process out and were eventually cut loose without paying any bribe, but in a couple of instances they were let go in areas that were a couple of blocks or more from LZ, so they had to use their street skills to get back to LZ on their own. As I said, I know about many many of these encounters over the years and no one yet has been brought in front of a Tijuana judge for possession of an ed drug!
I no longer buy my genuine Viagra at Costco because there are better, far cheaper, sources of generic Viagra in Tijuana. The best place I know of is Piri Pharmacy which is located directly across the pedestrian walkway from the Tijuana wax museum. Here is a link to a you tube video on Mercado El Piri featuring the pharmacy owner, Jillian. BTW the creator of the video is my good friend, Dick Army, with whom I have car pooled to Tijuana on several occasions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re8YNlmuysc
At Mercado El Piri they currently sell three different versions of generic Viagra, one is called Maxifort (ten 100 MG pills for $14 or $14.50. The pesos price changed from 170 p to 180 pesos and might be even more in pesos these days). They sell single pills of Maxifort also, but I don't know the price of single pills (I've never even tried Maxifort).
Piri also sells another generic version of Viagra under the label Figral (four 50 MG pills for $3 or four 100 MG pills for $5 or 65 pesos).
A third version of generic Viagra sold at Piri is called Mazzogram, which is their cheapest version of vitamin V. Boxes of ten 100 MG Mazzograms go for 120 pesos (95 cents a pill).
I have tried both the Figral and Mazzogram. Both worked for me, yet I prefer the Figral. Similarly I get good results from genuine Pfizer Viagra and Levitra, yet Cialis does not seem to do much for me.
Every interested person should try several different ED medicines to see which are most effective for them. Fortunately for me, I have not suffered any of the known side effects.
I try to bite off 1/3 of a 100 MG Figral pill every 6 to 7 waking hours I am present in LZ after my first cita.
I am 56 years old and typically don't need it for my first cita. If I was willing to wait 6 to 8 hours between citas I might not need it at all. But I like to dip my wick every 2 to 3 hours on my visits to LZ and for an old man like me, Viagra is necessary to keep up that kind of frenzied pace.Can you tell the difference between brands of generic Viagra?
For what ever reason, the TRIANGLE blue pills do not work as well for me even though in theory, they're all the same generic pills.
ScatManDoo
02-08-15, 03:56
Can you tell the difference between brands of generic Viagra?Yes, all versions of 100 MG sildenafil pills are not the same for me.
Genuine Viagra made by Pfizer and the Figral work great for me and about the same. I notice no difference.
But the 100 MG sildenafil pills made under the Mazzogram worked, but not nearly as well (strongly).
At this point I'm sticking with the Figral, but different people might have different experiences.
Stay off the Viagra. You are way too young for it. It is dangerous to mix with alcohol and not healthy for someone that doesn't need it. Smoke a joint or have a drink instead.There is actually no medical contraindication for mixing alcohol and Viagra. It's not recommended because alcohol can impair your ability to get an erection. Somewhat defeating the purpose.
ScottyDog23
03-04-15, 03:55
WTF. All I am seeing is Viagra & Pharmacy shit.
Ath Trainer
03-05-15, 19:10
WTF. All I am seeing is Viagra & Pharmacy shit.Another "non escort" post. Start the ball rolling, Scotty.
What happened to loveintj.com escort agency. The site has been down for a couple weeks. They had a lot of girls on that site. Anyone know?
The sort answer is that Mercado Piri (& the Tijuana Wax Museum) is one short block east of the Arch along the pedestrian walk.
Piri is much closer to La Zona than it is to the border since the pedestrian walk from the border to the Arch is the equivalent of maybe 5 or 6 city blocks in length.
Pricing update:
Julian reduced the price on four pill 50 MG box of Figral (probably due to recent changes in the peso exchange rate and a price reduction. That box used to go for $3 or 39 p.
New new price is $2.50 or 35 p.
At Piri they've also recently introduced a new (fourth) generic brand called Edegra. 100 MG pills are currently sold at Piri at the great rate of $15 for 20 pills.Thank you.
Friday I picked up from Piri, 20 pills of 100 MG Figral for $20. (5 box of 4 each).
That is $1 each, with an expiration of 12/2016, factory sealed, boxed and labeled. (I was concerned with the possibility of Pharmacies repackaging expired pills).
Sure beats the $15 Adelitas / HK price.
BTW, the name Piri is a little hard to find on the sign. I didn't see it on the sign itself. It's actually a very large store, combining both a Pharmacy and Convenient store if anyone has an interest.
Independent Craigslist Professionals.
I may be interested in spending time with a Craigslist Pro.
Any advice from anyone for this Craigslist Virgin? How does it work, pricing, negotiations, what to expect, recommended providers? How to avoid Transvest and Rateros?
Member #4450
04-07-15, 20:02
Independent Craigslist Professionals.
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Any advice from anyone for this Craigslist Virgin? How does it work, pricing, negotiations, what to expect, recommended providers? How to avoid Transvest and Rateros?Jackie, Most of the CL independent are probably working with an escort service, I once called one of these girls to my hotel outside the zona. The good and the bad.
The good you get the girl in the picture, the bad is they will rush you, no double pop and I paid her for one hour so be aware of that. Too many rules I would not repeat with a CL girl.
Maybe someone here had better luck than me. That's why I like face to face deal in person you know what you're getting.
Independent Craigslist Professionals.
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Any advice from anyone for this Craigslist Virgin? How does it work, pricing, negotiations, what to expect, recommended providers? How to avoid Transvest and Rateros?I have a lot of CL experience, and I'll be happy to share. I'm in Bangkok now, leaving for another place tonight. So I'll post more later. But, depending on your tastes, you can find some real gems in CL at prices that put the Zona bars to shame.
-Do escorts get health check ups like the girls at HK and AB?
-Is Hotel Cascadas (the HK one), escort friendly?
-Has anyone used either Musas Tijuana or Hot and Sexy Latinas escort service, which I think is owed be the came company? If so, it is good?
Thank you all for your time.
Just a quick report on an evening with Roxy from MLB a few weeks ago.
Did an overnight with her. She came to my hotel and was even a little early! For a Latina that is unheard of. Went straight upto the room. She is not new to the game, but still a little shy to start. My Espanol is horrible, but better than her English. Still once things got going she warmed up. Or more to the point she went from cool to on fire! Damn is she a fantastic lay. Loves it fast and deep. Be careful or you might get a knock on the door with the hotel staff giving you a performance award. Cause everyone on the floor is going to know you are having a good time.
At first I thought the moaning was more theatrics that reality. But when she started to cover her mouth with her hands to stifle the moans I decided that either she really was enjoying herself or she deserved an oscar for her performance. Either way I was going for it. And enjoying myself.
As to looks; she is as pictured. Which is to say she has a little chubbiness to her and she is short. I'm one that likes to go with more local looking girls where ever I am so that was good for me. Very cute face.
Web page says she does anal. But I'm thinking only with the smaller guys. At first she said it was very expensive. But then I pressed on how expensive. I don't consider myself "Grande" but she informed me that I was plenty grande and it was not happening. That's fine as she has a nice tight kitty that she knows how to use.
She was not all that into DATY, no complaints mind you but I could tell. She just loves the the. Deep and fast.
Energizer bunny is a title she lives up to. I'm one of the hard to O on Vitamin-V crowd and with a condom it takes even longer. No complaints from Roxy. She was happy to go fast and hard for as long as I could do it (this is not always the case for me).
Overnight with 3 pops with the last being a CIM BBBJ finish. Price $300 plus some tip money. She didn't even count it. Real sweet heart, and a pro at being true GFE. Went over the 6 am time trying to finish and she didn't hurry out the door.
If I manage to get to Tijuana again in the future I will repeat.
Will post more on the weekend in the Adelitia's section.
OMG you just spent $300 on the same chica.
Independent Craigslist Professionals.
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Any advice from anyone for this Craigslist Virgin? How does it work, pricing, negotiations, what to expect, recommended providers? How to avoid Transvest and Rateros?The first thing you have to decide is your target demographic. Everybody is different.
Good times are to be had in CL but you must do your prep work. Research is the key.
First. Most of the ladies fudge their age by a few years. Not all, but lots. As they age the fudge factor decreases. Figure anywhere from 3 to 5 years overall.
There is a segment of CL that purports to be 18 - 21, slim, just starting out in the biz, etc. , etc. This is the area where, IMHO, most of the "scams" are to be found. I've found that these girls demand the most money, usually a minimum of $100 per hour, with prices ranging up to $120+. The main reason for this is that it seems most of these girls work for an agency. The independent ones will say so in their ads. I refuse to do business with an agency because of my philosophical objection to pimps, and there have been far too many complaints of bait-and-switch, clock-watching, etc. , in this age group.
I prefer the ladies from mid-20's (at a bare minimum) up to early 40's. They tend to be better in the sack, have better attitudes, are usually far more open to "dates" after getting to know you a bit. What that means is far more time for a much smaller hourly rate. Sort of the MBGF experience.
The first step is to read the sections on a regular basis. Note the ones you like. Then watch for a few days or a couple of weeks, depending on your schedule. The genuine ones will repost every couple of days, for an extended period. The volume of ads in the "Relaciones Esporadicas" is huge and the ads roll off after a couple of days, so serious gals need to repost frequently.
The "flaky" ones vanish after a couple of weeks. These are either ladies who try it and find they don't like it, or they are the fake ads. I won't say which because I avoid them. It's not my target demographic. If it's yours. Try it and report back.
I'll go off on a tangent for a second. The most expensive independents will generally ask for $80 per hour. However, 600 pesos to 800 pesos is the norm. Note that this is an hour, and often runs a bit longer.
Next is to contact the girl. A lot of them don't want text messages or e-mail. I prefer the ones who will do that, but that's just me. The best thing for you to do is to make an appointment to meet her in a public place. Starbucks, Sanborns, etc. , are good places. The reason for this is so you can see what you're getting. You can certainly arrange to have them meet you at your hotel of choice, but the risk of disappointment is greater. You've already paid for the motel, she's not what you expected, you send her away (maybe with taxi money) and you're out the cost of the motel.
Once you've met and like what you see, head to a motel. She may have a favorite. If you've never been to a Tijuana short time hotel you are in for a bit of a treat. Once you start using these, the shitbox joints in La Zona don't hold a candle. They have flat panel TV with a few (boring) pr0 n channels, nice comfy beds, nice showers, room service (with surprisingly good food), etc. Some have sex swings or stripper poles. The cost for 4 hours runs somewhere in the 350 - 400 pesos range. You'll often find the whole experience much more relaxing and enjoyable than a 15 minute quickie or even a "lets get down to business immediately" 30 minute session. My experience has been that 1-hour sessions tended to be between 1. 5 and 2 hours, when you factored in the ice breaking, chit-chat, foreplay, etc.
Another bunch of girls only do incall. They are a lot cheaper, running around 400 to 500 pesos per hour (or until you're finished, depending). The down side is that you will need a car and a fairly decent knowledge of Tijuana. I've been meaning to try one, but my current rotation keeps me so busy I don't really have time to go.
So, to relate my experience, I have had chicas meet me at Ticuan, met chicas at Plaza Rio and cabbed it to Premier or Mansion, met chicas in Otay and cabbed it to a motel there, met one outside a motel and drove in together, picked them up at a prearranged spot and went to a motel in my car, etc. All were good. Only one was a "clock watcher," and only in the sense that I could have as much time as I wanted, but then she would start the hours x rate business. I just got tired of that and blew her off. The only consistent "issue" is that most of the girls were a bit chubbier than their pix. Not obese, just a bit chubbier. If you don't like the average Mexican chica then CL may not be for you.
To summarize, there is a segment where more scams are to be found, but if that's your segment then gamble a bit and see what happens. It may pay off. If you don't mind slightly "older," I. E. Late 20's to early 30's, then the odds are definitely in your favor. BBBJ is far more common than not, DATY is usually very much appreciated, anal is rare, but is sometimes available (I usually won't spring for the extra $$ and if you're that type, after a couple of repeats they're usually open for TLNs (at greatly reduced rates), dinner and dancing (if that's your thing), etc. In other words, more of a dama de compania than a straight hooker. I've done plenty of TLNs for $200 or less. Weekends for about that, plus the cost of hotels and entertainment, 3-somes for $100,4-somes for about $120 (all plus drinks and hotel). BBBJ for free. You never know what you'll find.
I've only heard of rateros when the young (18 - 19) girls were involved, and only when they refused to meet in public but insisted they come to your hotel.
Transvestites advertise openly on CL. I've never seen an ad where there was a tranny posing as a woman. There's no point because the trans market is reasonably strong and there is very little upside in trying to fool a client.
If I've missed anything, feel free to ask.
Member #4450
04-14-15, 18:18
The first thing you have to decide is your target demographic. Everybody is different.
Good times are to be had in CL but you must do your prep work. Research is the key.
First. Most of the ladies fudge their age by a few years. Not all, but lots. As they age the fudge factor decreases. Figure anywhere from 3 to 5 years overall.
There is a segment of CL that purports to be 18 - 21, slim, just starting out in the biz, etc. , etc. This is the area where, IMHO, most of the "scams" are to be found. I've found that these girls demand the most money, usually a minimum of $100 per hour, with prices ranging up to $120+. The main reason for this is that it seems most of these girls work for an agency. The independent ones will say so in their ads. I refuse to do business with an agency because of my philosophical objection to pimps, and there have been far too many complaints of bait-and-switch, clock-watching, etc. , in this age group.
I prefer the ladies from mid-20's (at a bare minimum) up to early 40's. They tend to be better in the sack, have better attitudes, are usually far more open to "dates" after getting to know you a bit. What that means is far more time for a much smaller hourly rate. Sort of the MBGF experience.
The first step is to read the sections on a regular basis. Note the ones you like. Then watch for a few days or a couple of weeks, depending on your schedule. The genuine ones will repost every couple of days, for an extended period. The volume of ads in the "Relaciones Esporadicas" is huge and the ads roll off after a couple of days, so serious gals need to repost frequently.
The "flaky" ones vanish after a couple of weeks. These are either ladies who try it and find they don't like it, or they are the fake ads. I won't say which because I avoid them. It's not my target demographic. If it's yours. Try it and report back.
I'll go off on a tangent for a second. The most expensive independents will generally ask for $80 per hour. However, 600 pesos to 800 pesos is the norm. Note that this is an hour, and often runs a bit longer.
Next is to contact the girl. A lot of them don't want text messages or e-mail. I prefer the ones who will do that, but that's just me. The best thing for you to do is to make an appointment to meet her in a public place. Starbucks, Sanborns, etc. , are good places. The reason for this is so you can see what you're getting. You can certainly arrange to have them meet you at your hotel of choice, but the risk of disappointment is greater. You've already paid for the motel, she's not what you expected, you send her away (maybe with taxi money) and you're out the cost of the motel.
Once you've met and like what you see, head to a motel. She may have a favorite. If you've never been to a Tijuana short time hotel you are in for a bit of a treat. Once you start using these, the shitbox joints in La Zona don't hold a candle. They have flat panel TV with a few (boring) pr0 n channels, nice comfy beds, nice showers, room service (with surprisingly good food), etc. Some have sex swings or stripper poles. The cost for 4 hours runs somewhere in the 350 - 400 pesos range. You'll often find the whole experience much more relaxing and enjoyable than a 15 minute quickie or even a "lets get down to business immediately" 30 minute session. My experience has been that 1-hour sessions tended to be between 1. 5 and 2 hours, when you factored in the ice breaking, chit-chat, foreplay, etc.
Another bunch of girls only do incall. They are a lot cheaper, running around 400 to 500 pesos per hour (or until you're finished, depending). The down side is that you will need a car and a fairly decent knowledge of Tijuana. I've been meaning to try one, but my current rotation keeps me so busy I don't really have time to go.
So, to relate my experience, I have had chicas meet me at Ticuan, met chicas at Plaza Rio and cabbed it to Premier or Mansion, met chicas in Otay and cabbed it to a motel there, met one outside a motel and drove in together, picked them up at a prearranged spot and went to a motel in my car, etc. All were good. Only one was a "clock watcher," and only in the sense that I could have as much time as I wanted, but then she would start the hours x rate business. I just got tired of that and blew her off. The only consistent "issue" is that most of the girls were a bit chubbier than their pix. Not obese, just a bit chubbier. If you don't like the average Mexican chica then CL may not be for you.
To summarize, there is a segment where more scams are to be found, but if that's your segment then gamble a bit and see what happens. It may pay off. If you don't mind slightly "older," I. E. Late 20's to early 30's, then the odds are definitely in your favor. BBBJ is far more common than not, DATY is usually very much appreciated, anal is rare, but is sometimes available (I usually won't spring for the extra $$ and if you're that type, after a couple of repeats they're usually open for TLNs (at greatly reduced rates), dinner and dancing (if that's your thing), etc. In other words, more of a dama de compania than a straight hooker. I've done plenty of TLNs for $200 or less. Weekends for about that, plus the cost of hotels and entertainment, 3-somes for $100,4-somes for about $120 (all plus drinks and hotel). BBBJ for free. You never know what you'll find.
I've only heard of rateros when the young (18 - 19) girls were involved, and only when they refused to meet in public but insisted they come to your hotel.
Transvestites advertise openly on CL. I've never seen an ad where there was a tranny posing as a woman. There's no point because the trans market is reasonably strong and there is very little upside in trying to fool a client.
If I've missed anything, feel free to ask.Great info, I just want to ask you how do you get in contact with the girls while you're in Mexico do you have a Mexican cell phone? My mobile has international service to Mexico but once I crossed the border it is worthless it doesn't work. You do all your CL contacts with the internet from your hotel room in Tijuana or from San Diego?
Thanks Phordphan. Funny but after reading your advice, I have a higher interest in the hotels you described than the escorts. Maybe I can talk one of the club girls to try these hotels out with me.
Captain Solo
04-14-15, 20:09
I checked out a few in-calls posted in the net. The girls were mostly older and homely, none of them above average in the HK scale. They are always older and heavier then they look in the pics. Their apartments are hard to find and are usually messy beyond belief.
After wasting time looking for the exotic local flavors, I just quit. It's a lot better to go to HK to drink, gawk the best-looking young girls in mexico, then pull one or two who will act like sluts in bed.
I bought a GPS device with world wide maps to find these independent escorts. The GPS signal in Tijuana is good, but one-way streets are not encoded, so sometimes the GPS will direct you to drive against one-way traffic. Damn.
I actually recognize one of the escorts working at HK! Boy she's photogenic because she looks not nearly as hot as her photo. After careful deliberations, I've concluded that the best way is to get phone numbers from your favorite Club Girl, and arrange private time together far away from the Zona.
Great info, I just want to ask you how do you get in contact with the girls while you're in Mexico do you have a Mexican cell phone? My mobile has international service to Mexico but once I crossed the border it is worthless it doesn't work. You do all your CL contacts with the internet from your hotel room in Tijuana or from San Diego?Maybe you need a different provider. I have Verizon's international roaming plan and my phone works fine in Mexico. You dial just as if you had a local MX phone.
However, to your question, I like to pick the girls who communicate via e-mail, Whatsapp or text messages. I use the phone only occasionally, and text / Whatsapp far more frequently. All the girls have it, but most want you to call to make the initial arrangement, as they tend to get bombarded with dickheads who just say "hola" or otherwise fuck around and waste time.
I tend to make initial contact from outside of MX and set up a date to meet. If I have to call, I call from the states, and then text from that time forward. However, that isn't the only way. Lots of guys call from their hotel room. However, of the complaints I've read, a lot involve this MO. I just find it better to meet outside of the hotel.
Thanks Phordphan. Funny but after reading your advice, I have a higher interest in the hotels you described than the escorts. Maybe I can talk one of the club girls to try these hotels out with me.You certainly can. It will just cost more and take longer. Few will go until they get to know you, I. E. Have a few repeat sessions. Then you'll have to schedule it for their day off. It's doable but, IMHO, a waste of time unless you already have somebody you can do that with.
Now I'll run off on a tangent. One reason I like CL girls is that they usually aren't the hardened pros you find in the clubs. The independents tend to call the bar girls putas for a reason. AB, especially, has a well deserved reputation as a fuck factory. A reasonably popular club girls probably boinks more guys in a week than an independent CL chica boinks in a month. I've found the CL chicas much more "authentic" and usually far more GFE. BBBJ is the rule, not the exception. Service is usually better (my main reason for doing this, as I couldn't care less about trophy fucks) because the girls tend to understand business and the value of repeat customers. IMHO, the 20-something CL chicas are as good looking as most of the AB or HK girls of the same age. But few want to work in bars and become the "puta" they look down upon. Plus, a lot of them have regular jobs or families. So, with CL chicas you tend to get girls with far less mileage on them.
Cases in point: Rocky the Flying Squirrel is an absolute hoot to hang out with, and very open minded. Mrs. Robinson, while tending toward local tastes, wants noting more than an occasional gift and is dynamite in the sack when she can get away from Mr. Robinson. La Negrita is, hands down, the best kisser I've ever met. She can do it for what seems like hours. IIRC, around 800 p for TLN. La Gordita is, no question, overweight. But she gives the very best BBBJCIM of any girl, anywhere. And she truly enjoys it.
These chicas aren't for everybody, but I'll take a BBBJCIM that leaves me dizzy and gasping for air over a gorgeous starfish, any day. But, in any case, CL girls or club girls, once you start using the motels outside of the zona, once you start going to a few local clubs where they don't treat customers like shit (HK, I'm looking at you), you'll realize what a ripoff the zona has truly become. And $80 - $100 for a half-hour? That's $160 - $200 per hour, plus, what, $32 more for a grotty semi-clean hotel room for that hour? Contrast that with, say, 800 p + 350 p= 1,150 p or about $77 at today's rate for at least 1 hour, usually longer.
Again, to each his own. But this is why I don't visit the zona nearly as often as before.
OMG you just spent $300 on the same chica.Sorry Jackie, are you saying there is another report here for Roxy? And the price was less? Please share the report. Looked back and didn't see anything.
If you can get Roxy for less. Do it! She is worth a heck of a lot more than the $300 I paid!
Do the escorts have health check ups like the girls at HK?
Do the escorts have health check ups like the girls at HK?LOL. Dude, seriously if your worried about the health differences between Mexican girls. Your in the wrong place. How hard do you think it is to obtain one of these health certs?
Member #4450
04-16-15, 22:09
Maybe you need a different provider. I have Verizon's international roaming plan and my phone works fine in Mexico. You dial just as if you had a local MX phone.
However, to your question, I like to pick the girls who communicate via e-mail, Whatsapp or text messages. I use the phone only occasionally, and text / Whatsapp far more frequently. All the girls have it, but most want you to call to make the initial arrangement, as they tend to get bombarded with dickheads who just say "hola" or otherwise fuck around and waste time.
I tend to make initial contact from outside of MX and set up a date to meet. If I have to call, I call from the states, and then text from that time forward. However, that isn't the only way. Lots of guys call from their hotel room. However, of the complaints I've read, a lot involve this MO. I just find it better to meet outside of the hotel.I have Sprint service provider. I will check for a different provider. Thanks for the info.
HorseTrader
04-16-15, 22:20
LOL. Dude, seriously if your worried about the health differences between Mexican girls. Your in the wrong place. How hard do you think it is to obtain one of these health certs?Are you saying that all of the girls' health certificates are bogus and meaningless?
Are you saying that all of the girls' health certificates are bogus and meaningless?"All" is a strong word.
I'm pretty confident that if a girl needs a bogus cert, she can get a bogus cert.
Are you saying that in MEXICO !?!? getting a false health cert is not easy to do?
All I'm saying is that I wouldn't behave any differently with a Escort, a SW, or a HK girl. Thinking difference in odds are pretty minimal.
Member #4450
04-16-15, 23:02
"All" is a strong word.
I'm pretty confident that if a girl needs a bogus cert, she can get a bogus cert.
Are you saying that in MEXICO !?!? getting a false health cert is not easy to do?
All I'm saying is that I wouldn't behave any differently with a Escort, a SW, or a HK girl. Thinking difference in odds are pretty minimal.There are fake $100 dollar bills out there so anything is possible.
HorseTrader
04-17-15, 02:50
Are you saying that in MEXICO !?!? getting a false health cert is not easy to do?
Prior to your post, I really hadn't thought about those cards being either bogus or valid. I would have guessed that more than half were valid, but I have nothing to back up that estimate.
If you have some decent data that would indicate how many of those card are valid and how many are bogus, we would like to know about it.
Do the escorts have health check ups like the girls at HK?That's actually an interesting question. My answer would be most likely they do not. Most of my CL faves are / were independents. They tended to do this part-time. They either had families, or other jobs, or were bored at home, or whatever.
To get a sex worker card you have to register with the government. I have no idea how efficient this system is, but I can certainly imagine that, after you register, it must put a damper on any future employment opportunities. I highly doubt you could get a visa to the USA, for instance, if you were a registered sex worker. I suspect many Mexican employers wouldn't hire a registered sex worker. This is all conjecture on my part, but it seems logical.
So, IMHO, an "independent escort. " probably does not have a health card. It may be different for girls working for one of the agencies.
That said, the checkup isn't all that rigorous. I've forgotten the frequency, but they get some sort of basic checkup once a month. I think they have a blood test every three? Maybe somebody with more current info can chime in here. Anyway, being Mexico, I'm sure somebody could be "persuaded" to sign off on a checkup without the girl actually doing it. I'm sure there are fake cards, but I'm not sure they would be of much use. The bars require them before they employ the girl (at least the big bars), so I would think they'd be rather adept at spotting fakes. My wild guess is that the market for fake cards is rather small.
4. 18.15.
I've tried escorts for the past 3-5 months and they are no shows for the most part. Zara and Camila (clubtijuana) were 30 minutes late. I guess my fault was not tell them the exact time they should be at place. Such a waste of time.
Fight the Future.
Spatan.
That's actually an interesting question. My answer would be most likely they do not. Most of my CL faves are / were independents. They tended to do this part-time. They either had families, or other jobs, or were bored at home, or whatever.
To get a sex worker card you have to register with the government. I have no idea how efficient this system is, but I can certainly imagine that, after you register, it must put a damper on any future employment opportunities. I highly doubt you could get a visa to the USA, for instance, if you were a registered sex worker. I suspect many Mexican employers wouldn't hire a registered sex worker. This is all conjecture on my part, but it seems logical.
So, IMHO, an "independent escort. " probably does not have a health card. It may be different for girls working for one of the agencies.
That said, the checkup isn't all that rigorous. I've forgotten the frequency, but they get some sort of basic checkup once a month. I think they have a blood test every three? Maybe somebody with more current info can chime in here. Anyway, being Mexico, I'm sure somebody could be "persuaded" to sign off on a checkup without the girl actually doing it. I'm sure there are fake cards, but I'm not sure they would be of much use. The bars require them before they employ the girl (at least the big bars), so I would think they'd be rather adept at spotting fakes. My wild guess is that the market for fake cards is rather small.You are right that the call girls don't have a health card for the reasons that you mentioned, but that's about it.
The Health card its normally known by mongers for prostitutes but that's not its only use, Japanese companies require that you get a check up before you travel to Japan, at least in Mexico they do, I know because I work for a Japanese company and asked me to get the check up before I went to Japan on a work related trip, it is also required in any field were health of others is involved, like food processing, hospitals, clinics, etc. It is not only a Hooker card, people can get asked to get in several situations.
The checkup is basically a physical with blood work that includes STD's which is the most important part because the idea is to prevent you from infecting anyone else, and this can even be something as simple as the flu.
Mexico is very corruptible, I admit it, but this particular card is issued by medical doctors which usually have a higher degree of ethics, so I doubt that someone who came up positive on an STD is going to bribe into getting the card, usually what happens is that that girl will no longer work in the bars, usually they will work as street walkers or as call girls, that's why sometimes call girls are cheaper than bar girls, think about it next time.
Unlike Japan, the US doesn't ask for a health check up, I have a US VISA which I have to renew every ten years and they have never asked for any type of health check up, so it wouldn't be an impediment for a prostitute to get a US VISA, and the being in the health database isn't a 100% tell that you're a sex worker. The main reason these girls can't get a VISA is because you DO have to prove where you get your income from, you have to bring paychecks, bank accounts, work letters from your employer, etc. And these girls can't produce that, and if you show a lot of money in the bank and no way to explain how you got it, well, you know the rest.
Hope this helps.
Just a quick report on an evening with Roxy from MLB a few weeks ago.
Did an overnight with her. She came to my hotel and was even a little early! For a Latina that is unheard of. Went straight upto the room. She is not new to the game, but still a little shy to start. My Espanol is horrible, but better than her English. Still once things got going she warmed up. Or more to the point she went from cool to on fire! Damn is she a fantastic lay. Loves it fast and deep. Be careful or you might get a knock on the door with the hotel staff giving you a performance award. Cause everyone on the floor is going to know you are having a good time.
At first I thought the moaning was more theatrics that reality. But when she started to cover her mouth with her hands to stifle the moans I decided that either she really was enjoying herself or she deserved an oscar for her performance. Either way I was going for it. And enjoying myself.
As to looks; she is as pictured. Which is to say she has a little chubbiness to her and she is short. I'm one that likes to go with more local looking girls where ever I am so that was good for me. Very cute face.
Web page says she does anal. But I'm thinking only with the smaller guys. At first she said it was very expensive. But then I pressed on how expensive. I don't consider myself "Grande" but she informed me that I was plenty grande and it was not happening. That's fine as she has a nice tight kitty that she knows how to use.
She was not all that into DATY, no complaints mind you but I could tell. She just loves the the. Deep and fast.
Energizer bunny is a title she lives up to. I'm one of the hard to O on Vitamin-V crowd and with a condom it takes even longer. No complaints from Roxy. She was happy to go fast and hard for as long as I could do it (this is not always the case for me).
Overnight with 3 pops with the last being a CIM BBBJ finish. Price $300 plus some tip money. She didn't even count it. Real sweet heart, and a pro at being true GFE. Went over the 6 am time trying to finish and she didn't hurry out the door.
If I manage to get to Tijuana again in the future I will repeat.
Will post more on the weekend in the Adelitia's section.From which agency you got her from??
You are right that the call girls don't have a health card for the reasons that you mentioned, but that's about it.
The Health card its normally known by mongers for prostitutes but that's not its only use, Japanese companies require that you get a check up before you travel to Japan, at least in Mexico they do, I know because I work for a Japanese company and asked me to get the check up before I went to Japan on a work related trip, it is also required in any field were health of others is involved, like food processing, hospitals, clinics, etc. It is not only a Hooker card, people can get asked to get in several situations.
The checkup is basically a physical with blood work that includes STD's which is the most important part because the idea is to prevent you from infecting anyone else, and this can even be something as simple as the flu.
Mexico is very corruptible, I admit it, but this particular card is issued by medical doctors which usually have a higher degree of ethics, so I doubt that someone who came up positive on an STD is going to bribe into getting the card, usually what happens is that that girl will no longer work in the bars, usually they will work as street walkers or as call girls, that's why sometimes call girls are cheaper than bar girls, think about it next time.
Unlike Japan, the US doesn't ask for a health check up, I have a US VISA which I have to renew every ten years and they have never asked for any type of health check up, so it wouldn't be an impediment for a prostitute to get a US VISA, and the being in the health database isn't a 100% tell that you're a sex worker. The main reason these girls can't get a VISA is because you DO have to prove where you get your income from, you have to bring paychecks, bank accounts, work letters from your employer, etc. And these girls can't produce that, and if you show a lot of money in the bank and no way to explain how you got it, well, you know the rest.
Hope this helps.Thanks, Jim. Very informative!
From which agency you got her from??MLB = Mexico Lindo Bar.
Jackie888 seems to think she also works for another agency. But has not provided details.
Relocating to San Diego and wanted to get a feel for the mongering across the border. Never been so I put in place a 4 weekend game plan on sampling the local fare. Sampling some room service was weekend number one. First I have never been to Tijuana and thanks to the forum posts I have reviewed over the last 6 months I felt comfortable crossing by myself and to my surprise look no cartel, police or military personnel dropping fro helicopters on my arrival in fact just a lot of people standing in line waiting to cross back into the us.
Walked to taxi, 5 dollars to my hotel. Hotel Real Del Rio clean quiet and for 49 a night I could recommend. Once checked in I called LLA (Live Latin angels) and requested Coral who also goes by Juliana on another site. She arrived on time and I was greeted with a DFK which continued thru our time together. Ad says 19 (as they all do) but she was 29 but still a great body speaks English which was a plus for me. After some small talk we started grouping each other like we were 16. She seemed to enjoy DATY only odd thing is she said I could do anything but she did not like fingers in her? Anyway no big deal great BBBJ she has real talent followed by MISH. All in all a great session and for a newbie a welcome way to get my feet wet.
Had to cross back into US for the day and checked out of the hotel but returned later that afternoon and wanted to sample some more. Called Musas Tijuana another agency and requested Danisha a 19 year old spinner type. I checked into LA Mansion got the jacuzzi suit and waited for her to arrive. She arrived on time dressed in jeans and a cute blouse showing off her breasts. Again DFK, hugging giggling followed by a shower while I got he Jacuzzi filled. We climbed in and WOW. Something about a 19 year old covered in suds giving me a BBBJ, if I died then I would have been happy. We moved to the bed and enjoyed another hour of fun.
All in all a great way to begin my south of the border mongering. Final thoughts great time with the escorts for a GFE experience I would highly recommend and both agencies were fantastic on scheduling and delivering but now on to phase 2 BG.
WildTimes1
05-21-15, 20:18
What happened to loveintj.com escort agency. The site has been down for a couple weeks. They had a lot of girls on that site. Anyone know?They're OOB. So many of these small agencies come and go quickly. A number of the girls that worked through them are now available (some using the same names) with other agencies. MLB, LLA, Geishas.
LaterGreen
05-22-15, 05:38
My understanding is that escorts generally don't want to visit La Zona "hooker hotels".
Would most escort agencies be okay to send a girl or two to Cascadas, for a longer session?
ScatManDoo
05-27-15, 16:42
My understanding is that escorts generally don't want to visit La Zona "hooker hotels".
Would most escort agencies be okay to send a girl or two to Cascadas, for a longer session?This can only be answered on an agency by agency, then chica by chica basis.
Many agency owners simply say no to the plan of sending their escorts into LZ.
ScatManDoo
05-27-15, 22:45
If you want to do it all from one base of operation, IMHO the best place to stay in La Zona is the HDS (Hacienda de Santiago).
HDS is located on the NW corner of Revolution and Coahuila Ave. It is easy to spot since it is a five story building with large domes on the roof.
Most escort agencies are willing to send their chicas there. While technically inside LZ (like Hotel Nelson) it tries to keep up appearances as a traditional, legitimate hotel, yet it is very chica friendly. It is owned by the Leyva family, which also owns another hotel in LZ that is named Hotel Leyva.
On most nights the front desk clerk is Marco, a bald & graying gentleman that is fluent in both English & Espanol. He's a really good guy that seems to appreciate even modest tips. For escorts (or my constantly dropping-by walkers) the front desk will call your room via the hotel room phones, to get your OK to send any chica up to your room that shows up in their lobby asking for you.
A large portion of their rooms are equipped with kitchenettes thinly equipped with natural gas stovetops and 6 cubic foot mini refrigerators. They have not yet adjusted their peso room rates to adjust for the devaluation of the last six months. Double rooms rent for 430 pesos a night Monday thru Thursday and 565 pesos on Friday, Saturday & Sunday nights. Single rooms are about 60 or 70 pesos a night cheaper. If you prepay for a week-long stay, the cost is equal to five weeknights. In other words you get two nights free when you pay by the week.
HDS is located one block away from the block in LZ that contains Adelitas Bar and Hong Kong Bar. HDS can be seen from the front entrances of both those bars (which comes in handy when trying to convince an AB or HK chica to go there). If you were to walk from HDS to Adelitas, you will need to walk through a single block in LZ that is gaining a recent reputation for muggings, so be aware and be careful.
Some street girls may need some convincing to go there, since it is at least one block from where the nearest SGs stand. Fortunately all of my SG regulars that are willing to travel from their SG hotels are willing to go there.
Being on that rough block of Coahuila Ave. Between Constitution & Revolution, it is a great location when hunting for walkers.
Had a chance to get room service from MLB. Another great find Mimi. Hot great body really takes care of herself and great English which makes me happy. If you like a girl with some experience I'd recommend.
MemoeNasty
08-31-15, 02:13
Cielo from MLB and Fiori from hottijuana. Let me know if anyone has any info.
Moe
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