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Your existence in Nicaragua is 100% financial exploitation!
The best and "only" way to really win with Chicas Nicas is to become a brothel / *****house owner. You lurkers (ie. You) are scared to post, so will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?
For the same US $400 a Gringo could open a brothel / *****house and employ 3 - 5 Chicas Nicas and f*ck them weekly as required by the job. Inspect their cunts; make them shave; inject the birth control shot; etcetera. Will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?
All of the brothel owners are Sandinistas or closely associated. The El Fenix owner has family with former high ranking goverment positions. All owners pay whether licensed or not. A gringo trying to own a brothel in Nicaragua would be a true death wish. Indirect ownership such as owning the property thru a corporation maybe. A rental agreement with a Nica tied to revenue maybe. Reality and common sense tells me the gringo in the end would loose.
If you want to live in Nicaragua you must have ready cash in the bank in your home country or own your own business with income entirely earned outside the country.
The only investment I would personally consider would be cash purchase of my residence in Nicaragua. Decent homes (not US style) can be purchased from 40k to !00kk. There are quite a few foreigners who have purchased 200k to 400k homes in the last few years that are now shitting in their pants due to political uncertainty and the inability to sell.
Xdred
All of the brothel owners are Sandinistas or closely associated. The El Fenix owner has family with former high ranking goverment positions. All owners pay whether licensed or not. A gringo trying to own a brothel in Nicaragua would be a true death wish. Indirect ownership such as owning the property thru a corporation maybe. A rental agreement with a Nica tied to revenue maybe. Reality and common sense tells me the gringo in the end would loose.
If you want to live in Nicaragua you must have ready cash in the bank in your home country or own your own business with income entirely earned outside the country.
The only investment I would personally consider would be cash purchase of my residence in Nicaragua. Decent homes (not US style) can be purchased from 40k to !00kk. There are quite a few foreigners who have purchased 200k to 400k homes in the last few years that are now shitting in their pants due to political uncertainty and the inability to sell.
Xdred
Fellas', it's a guarantee that government officials from both sides read Meat Loaf posts!
It's also a guarantee that a Gringo (ie. white) with 50 - 60 years of age is seen as an exploiter of their women! The "hatred" runs deep against the above! The "reverse exploitation" is the norm!
Cost of construction is US $40 - 100 per square foot. The houses are 100% center / cender-block. The houses are 100% concrete.
Tambien, the only invest I would make is my private residence. I'm in the process of purchasing 50 acres to build a 10,000 square foot house for US $100,000. 100% cash-in-hand.
If it gets taken, 'o well! It's worth the risk for me 'cause I'm 34 years of age, and am a hardcore Latin Americanist.
You need security guards and someone to always live at the house to protect it from squaters. It's get intricate and foolish.
Nicaragua is a country where you live, not earn income. You need to earn your income almost 100% overseas.
If you don't have US $5,000 cash disposable for monthly living this is not for you. Go to C.R., Mexico, D.R., etcetera where mortgages exist.
Fact: They don't respect the USA, Canada yes, but not the Gringo.
Fact: Race matters in Nicaragua and those with darker skin earn more respect than others. This is a country for the oppressed. Arriba los pobres del mundo. If you're accustom to the USA white world, Nicaragua will turn you out.
Nicaragua is a beautiful country if you fit the demographic!
And still its 100% financial exploitation!
I, Meat Loaf, could open a brothel if I chose to do so. Why? I'm Meat Loaf. You are a Gringo (ie. white) and 50 - 60 years old which symbolises exploitation. Guity by Association.
How does it feel when the table are turned against you? Welcome to our world in the USA.
I Love Nicaragua and thank God everyday for finally finding a home!
And still its a lot of mierda!
while listening to brazilian funk rainha de favela i witness la patrulla roll-up. i saw the neighborhood businessman run up to the police truck with excitement and motion. i saw another tesigo (ie. witness) approach the police tambien.
i'm jamming with my doors and windows open. i closed my door and drapes as to not attract the police. (usa survival technique.)
afterwards, i appeared and asked los carnales ¿que lo paso? they informed me that the local businessman defended his property (ie. hamburger stand) from four (4) ladrones (ie. thieves.) he shot two rounds into the air to discourage the attempted robbers.
i love this shit! ¡caliente!
i told you gringos to get your handgun license and gun upon arrival to mga. and this business owner is a nicaraguan, and in my neighborhood.
ok, who is meat loaf. read meat loaf posts and you'll acknowledge that i am more successful than you! entonces, i live well and in comfortable neighborhoods!
everything ended with the police continuing their "passerby status." there is 0% help in nicaragua! it's 100% self-reliance!
you cannot survive nicaragua so go to c.r., panama, colombia, mexico, d.r.
the only other country in the hemisphere worse, more poor, than nicaragua is haiti. when was the last time you visisted haiti?
in my opinion and recommendation the business owner should have "caught a body!" put the word out on the street, news, government statistics that you / we "catch bodies" on this block the gully side!
¡viva nicaragua!
p.s. last year we caught 3 bodies in a shootout of 7 vs. 2.
When you hit the scene it is 100% financial exploitation!
You are / will / do pay for their f*ck ups! Everything that went wrong for them during their entire lives will be paid for by you.
SURVIVAL is the main concern and that concern can start as early as age 5. If you're more progressive, but not middle-class, the employment of children will begin at age 11. The average life span of a Nicaragua is 70 years. This means 60 years of no employment (ie. voludos) or menial labour (ie. manual labor.) Compare to the USA, our males (ie. white) live to age 82, while Black USA males live to age 68. (That USA oppression tires out the race. LOL.)
I'm not really sure on "Child Labour" in Nicaragua 'cause it never entered my mind, but I'm sure their is a large international organization policing this issue in Nicaragua.
With Nicaragua being 100% self-reliance, no concern is placed upon the child labour by the citizenry. That's not their concern how another parent (ie. female) rears the offspring. In contrast, the USA likes to "intimidate" parents with child welfare contact / intervention. Furthermore, USA likes for all of its citizens to be well-documented on paper.
So, on the females this is what goes on. She needs to support the househould through p*ssy sales. You give her C$ 3,000 mensual or C$ 2,000 semanal. That USA $400 goes to the house to support all of the loosers / f*ck ups / vagobundos / voludos / etcetera. You're paying for them regardless. The p*ssy is the product for finacnial (ie. cash flow) transfers.
This is the societal mentality, reality.
This is why you need to guarantee that you (ie. the Gringo) can exit this locura (ie. crazy shit.) The only way to guarantee you exit is to disburse the contraception shot. If not, she will get pregnant and take you for the 20% 18- 25 year ride; the ride of your lifetime!
Caballo (ie. You, the Gringo) will be on the plantation (ie. USA) working full-time and having "Uncle Sam" garnish your wages automatically and send to her on a bank wire. All of the above (ie. her family) will sit around the house relaxing, while you (ie. the Gringo) slave on the plantation. They will very rarely remember who you are!
They have 0% concept of money! They think money falls from the sky- its some imaginary thing. Why? They've never worked to make money; they sit around all day. Somehow they SURVIVE although nobody works. It is this lifelong experience, from birth, has validates this fact. Money appears from somewhere and they never had to do anything to get it!
If you don't have US $5,000 per month, cash to live, you can't afford this- Nicaragua. 100% financial exploitation!
Child labor (ie. pimping of their children) starts early and often! SURVIVAL or EXPLOITATION? You decide.
When you hit the scene it is 100% financial exploitation!
Caballo (ie. You, the Gringo) will be on the plantation,
I accept the 100% financial exploitation aspect. Just please don't put me on the plantation.
Xdred
Chocha Monger
04-21-09, 19:25
Meat Loaf:
You have to admire the Central American style of begging. They have it down to an art. When approached in the USA by a white beggar I can’t help but feel appalled. After all, seeing a toothless smelly member of the ruling class begging for quarters really screws up my American dream of streets paved with gold and street lamps decorated with candy canes. They always have some lame reason for begging like needing a meal or running out of gasoline. Come on! We know they really want the money to buy liquor or some of that good shit. They want to get high and nut in their drawers. They want to escape from reality, classic USA survival tactic.
At least Nicaraguans know how to pull your heart strings. The baby is sick/dead; Parents are sick/dead; El perro esta enfermo (the dog is sick); Someone stole their money. You get the idea. But the best artist in the soliciting genre has to be one I ran into in a Honduran city. He stood in the middle of a crowed shopping plaza. His arms were outstretched with palms facing heaven. His feet were crossed as though they were nailed to an invisible cross. He gazed towards the skies seemingly unaware of people passing by. The fierce tropical sun beat down on his face as he cried out, “Una limosna por el amor de Dios!” (Alms for the love of God!) The locals called him El Jesucristo.
As for dark skin being protection I have to agree with you. Thanks to US news media and Hollywood blacks are portrayed as impoverished violent thugs. Movie/TV roles often show cold blooded black criminals putting a cap in someone’s ass because they didn’t pay up for their drugs fast enough. Latin Americans get a good dose of these shows and buy the stereotype. When they see a moreno in the barrio they think “poor” so there is little incentive to rob him. They also think cold blooded violent killer. Therefore the delinquents give him his respect. Predators usually don’t attack if there is little prospect of gaining anything and a high probability of getting killed or maimed in the effort. This is a basic law of the jungle. Sometimes discrimination can have unintended positive consequences e.g. the black guy big dick stereotype.
Meat Loaf has warned of riding the buses in Managua. A friend of mine was robbed the other morning in a Taxi broad daylight 10:00AM at a traffic light in Managua. Luckily he was traveling with no ID or credit cards and only lost C100. The couple detailed in this story was not so lucky. They lost $US 3000.00. The danger is real. Make sure you do a "Balls Check" before boarding the plane for Nicaragua.
http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/letter-of-the-week/nicaragua-horror-story_26046/
You are vulnerable when entering or leaving the country. Only take the airport taxis outside the terminal when arriving. When leaving arrange for transportation at your hotel.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred
Meat Loaf has warned of riding the buses in Managua. A friend of mine was robbed the other morning in a Taxi broad daylight 10:00AM at a traffic light in Managua. Luckily he was traveling with no ID or credit cards and only lost C100. The couple detailed in this story was not so lucky. They lost $US 3000.00. The danger is real. Make sure you do a "Balls Check" before boarding the plane for Nicaragua.
http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/letter-of-the-week/nicaragua-horror-story_26046/
You are vulnerable when entering or leaving the country. Only take the airport taxis outside the terminal when arriving. When leaving arrange for transportation at your hotel.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred
Excellent post Xdred!
I have a taxi aquiantance who was "jacked" and hospitalized by three asailants.
I don't watch the television news 'cause it's too gory (ie. armed violence, mobb violence, blood-and-guts, more violence, more victims, more vehicle accidents, more robberies, etcetera.) Watching the news will make you not want to leave the house.
I know of some Christians that were car-jacked in their driveway. Their guests from Guatemala were car-jacked too!
Ciudanos will actually ask me if I've ever been a "victim" of a taxi driver "jacking" me.
If you're going to attempt MGA, purchase yourself a Cold Steel Dagger and place it in your belt buckle for action. (Perform the google search. Great product.) On close action contact stab the asailant in the dick! He'll wake up!
Even the girls carry "9/11/2001" type box cutters!
5 murders in San Juan del Sur during the Easter Celebration. Every Capitalino knows that the beach during this week is nothing but RISK! Even the crackheads pay C$90 to go visit the playa.
i've detailed that "personal security" is exactly that in nicaragua- personal. this country is not a "police state" like the usa. the police will not arrive: the starting salary for the police is us $60 per month. do you think they are going to place themselves in danger for c$50 / us $2.50 per day?
if you're going to be a tourist, you can only carry a knife. if stopped by the police you will be subject to the officer's financial requests or arrest. if arrested, you can make bail, but as a tourist you are a flight risk. higher fine is mandated.
while in "the tank" you'll rest your buttocks upon concrete. you will sleep upon concrete. you will [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111) and defacate into a hole dug into the ground, strategically placed in the far corner. you'll say what's up to the homies. no radio or television exists. if an obvious tourist (ie. skin color) you will be extorted for your personal possessions (ie. shoes, watch, belt, wallet, shirt, pants, socks, etcetera)!
you will eat beans, tortilla, agua, and a little bit of meat for your two (2) meals per day. without family to bring you your meals, you will go hungry. daily allowance for feeding inmates is us $0.50 per day!
you will be given access to telephone your country's consulate to inform them of your detainment. your consulate has no power in this situation: consulates perform political and commercial activities, not jurisprudence (ie. legal activities.) they will forward a list of local attorneys that may assist you with the criminal prosecution, of course for a fee.
if you are a resident (ie. foreign citizen with resident visa,) you can "roll strapped." fact: you will need a gun if you live in nicaragua! why? because everyone you know will know / does know that you have money, at all times. as the foreigner, you are 100% desnudo (ie. naked.) you have 0% family and 0% employment within nicaragua. all of your survival (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health) is earned overseas- outside of nicaragua. you are carne blanca (ie. the target.)
you can purchase a "dirty" gun on the street for 50% of the retail price. who will take you to purchase the cuete (ie. gun)? how many bodies are on the cuete is also unknown.
or you can purchase your arms from a gun store. obtain the proper immigration status; qualify in handgun training; satisfy the health requirements; and pay the appropriate fee.
of course, all home-country police reports, crimninal proceedings, etcetera must be furnished.
9m.m. handguns, 17 clip, manufactured in the philippines and italy are us $700.
.45 hanguns manufactured in israel are us $600.
escopeta (ie. shotgun,) pistol-grip pump, is us $400.
kevlar bullet proof vest is us $600.
importing arms without the proper licensing is arms trafficking and punishable by incarceration.
who are you going to call? do you feel secure using a philippine handgun? will the handgun explode in your hand and shoot you? hence, how many "backup" handguns will you have in case your primary "jams"? how many "clips" will you have as well? it's not uncommon, but sensible, to maintain upwards to 50 balas (ie. bullets) on one's person!
why so many? answer: when the assailants come to get paid (ie. rob you at gunpoint,) they will have at least 1-gun. (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife) and it's a gun fight. and it's up close-and-personal. usa fbi statistics show that 90% of usa murders by handgun are / were performed within 6-feet of the assailant / victim!)
they usually operate with three (3) cholos (ie. thugs.) maximum capacity of 17 balas per gun, per assailant = 54 balas disponible (ie. available bullets) from the competition (ie. assailants / delincuente(s).) with your personal 50, you might stay alive! (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife.)
welcome to nicaragua & stay safe especially in managua.
remember: you're licensed to carry, target shoot as required by licensing, and legally permitted to protect your person and possessions with deadly force! and you can protect your p*ssy that you're supporting; and her kids that you're supporting, and everybody else in the household that you're supporting. as the gringo, you have a lot of responsibility (ie. caballo) for their survival. but for them to survive (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health), you (ie. the gringo) must survive the environment!
you will like the pussy
Chocha Monger
04-22-09, 18:00
i've detailed that "personal security" is exactly that in nicaragua- personal. this country is not a "police state" like the usa. the police will not arrive: the starting salary for the police is us $60 per month. do you think they are going to place themselves in danger for c$50 / us $2.50 per day?
if you're going to be a tourist, you can only carry a knife. if stopped by the police you will be subject to the officer's financial requests or arrest. if arrested, you can make bail, but as a tourist you are a flight risk. higher fine is mandated.
while in "the tank" you'll rest your buttocks upon concrete. you will sleep upon concrete. you will [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111) and defacate into a hole dug into the ground, strategically placed in the far corner. you'll say what's up to the homies. no radio or television exists. if an obvious tourist (ie. skin color) you will be extorted for your personal possessions (ie. shoes, watch, belt, wallet, shirt, pants, socks, etcetera)!
you will eat beans, tortilla, agua, and a little bit of meat for your two (2) meals per day. without family to bring you your meals, you will go hungry. daily allowance for feeding inmates is us $0.50 per day!
you will be given access to telephone your country's consulate to inform them of your detainment. your consulate has no power in this situation: consulates perform political and commercial activities, not jurisprudence (ie. legal activities.) they will forward a list of local attorneys that may assist you with the criminal prosecution, of course for a fee.
if you are a resident (ie. foreign citizen with resident visa,) you can "roll strapped." fact: you will need a gun if you live in nicaragua! why? because everyone you know will know / does know that you have money, at all times. as the foreigner, you are 100% desnudo (ie. naked.) you have 0% family and 0% employment within nicaragua. all of your survival (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health) is earned overseas- outside of nicaragua. you are carne blanca (ie. the target.)
you can purchase a "dirty" gun on the street for 50% of the retail price. who will take you to purchase the cuete (ie. gun)? how many bodies are on the cuete is also unknown.
or you can purchase your arms from a gun store. obtain the proper immigration status; qualify in handgun training; satisfy the health requirements; and pay the appropriate fee.
of course, all home-country police reports, crimninal proceedings, etcetera must be furnished.
9m.m. handguns, 17 clip, manufactured in the philippines and italy are us $700.
.45 hanguns manufactured in israel are us $600.
escopeta (ie. shotgun,) pistol-grip pump, is us $400.
kevlar bullet proof vest is us $600.
importing arms without the proper licensing is arms trafficking and punishable by incarceration.
who are you going to call? do you feel secure using a philippine handgun? will the handgun explode in your hand and shoot you? hence, how many "backup" handguns will you have in case your primary "jams"? how many "clips" will you have as well? it's not uncommon, but sensible, to maintain upwards to 50 balas (ie. bullets) on one's person!
why so many? answer: when the assailants come to get paid (ie. rob you at gunpoint,) they will have at least 1-gun. (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife) and it's a gun fight. and it's up close-and-personal. usa fbi statistics show that 90% of usa murders by handgun are / were performed within 6-feet of the assailant / victim!)
they usually operate with three (3) cholos (ie. thugs.) maximum capacity of 17 balas per gun, per assailant = 54 balas disponible (ie. available bullets) from the competition (ie. assailants / delincuente(s).) with your personal 50, you might stay alive! (the other form is cuchillo (ie. knife.)
welcome to nicaragua & stay safe especially in managua.
remember: you're licensed to carry, target shoot as required by licensing, and legally permitted to protect your person and possessions with deadly force! and you can protect your p*ssy that you're supporting; and her kids that you're supporting, and everybody else in the household that you're supporting. as the gringo, you have a lot of responsibility (ie. caballo) for their survival. but for them to survive (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health), you (ie. the gringo) must survive the environment!
you will like the pussy
meat loaf,
as a former government trained killer, i feel obligated to warn you that the average expat untrained in close-range gun-fighting techniques is highly unlikely to survive an attack by three gun and knife wielding cholos within 6 feet. if he doesn't eliminate the threat with the clip in his pistol he'll most likely be carne molida, so spare rounds aren't going to matter much. firepower is important but it wouldn't do much good if the attacker draws his weapon first and his associates get within 6 ft of your rear and flanks. the first priority should be to prevent that from happening.
usually the gunman will present his weapon to discourage the target from resisting. then the two knife men move in to control and rob the target. if the target manages to maneuver behind cover and kill the gunman his associates will flee in most cases. if they don't and press the attack using knives the intended victim had better be real damn good in order to put them down without getting sliced like churrasgo.
these two links will give you an idea of what you'll be facing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06mh6x2ntc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2yjxee_x7e&feature=related
these best defense is to avoid being a target in the first place. this is survival and the average out of shape sex tourist isn't going to be able to pull this off without getting himself killed. he'd be better off using passive techniques like dummy wallets and hiding money in his crotch, etc. drop a decoy wallet stuffed with dollar bills and when they go for it run your lard ass like you've never run before. i mean seriously, these guys kill for cheap cell phones. la vida es muy barata.
one time i got myself in some shit. the taxi driver tried the classic pick up the gunman and drive the foreigner to the cane field to be robbed and/or murdered. i was sitting behind him and i saw the gun in his carnal's waistband when he tried to pick him up. i leaned forward quickly and told him in spanish that he would be smiling from his fucking throat if he didn't step on the gas. he complied without hesitation. volunteering for caballo is one thing, carne molida is another.
Too bad you don't have enough time in Managua for me to nominate you for "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
True, preventing the thread is the best technique! Within the 6-feet is too late.
In Nicaragua, nobody and I almost mean nobody, watched their back when the walk. They walk the streets totally blind from the backside. Additionally, they don't change routes, sides of the street, avoiding groups, etcetera. They should have been reared in a major USA City. Too make things worse, they walk around drunk (ie. bolo.)
In the streets, whoever draws / swings first usually wins!
Murder in Nicaragua is only 25 years! (You better be 100% transparent for the court.) The other option, send your remains to the USA, only if you paid for the airfare first. LOL: TRUE.
These best defense is to avoid being a target in the first place. This is SURVIVAL and the average out of shape sex tourist isn't going to be able to pull this off without getting himself killed. He'd be better off using passive techniques like dummy wallets and hiding money in his crotch, etc.
Excellent advice Chocha Monger. Passive technique is always safer. Out of shape sex tourists and most for that matter should not consider carrying weapons.
Some of the most dangerous individuals I know do not carry. What these gentlemen can accoumplish in less that ten seconds must be witnessed first hand to be appreciated. Pure carne molida.
Xdred
tiny 12, out of cd. panama, asked about hiring / obtaining loyal security forces. since i can't reveal too much information for personal security measures i will provide a mordida (ie. bite.)
first thing, get in the streets. hire some deportees! they already have experience with el cuete (ie. handguns.) and they have experience with the street (ie. drugs.) and they have experience being in prison (ie. usa federal; usa state; usa for-profit; usa immigration.) they know usa crime techniques and nicaraguan crime techniques. they're educated, and do what they do!
public information allows you to view / read the court case(s) of the applicants. time in the streets allows you to evaluate their demeanor.
since the deportees are citizens of nicaragua the criminal record of the usa does not matter. it especially does not matter since the government is a usa "enemy." they'll opt for their own versus the usa. same thing for mexico and her citizens. this means that you can get your deportees (ie. soldiers) a cch (concealed carry handgun) and they can legally tote. furthermore, they will be employeed a professional security guards. (there are a few more tricks to the street game as well, but this just wets your appetite.)
provide a base salary, and free everything else!
provide weekly arms and security training!
provide a lucrative compensation plan.
depending upon who the delincuente is, his / her criminal record, their country of origin or last visa stamp, police investigation at the scene, criminal proceedings as the plaintiff (ie. placing the delincuente (ie. thug) into la pinta / el preso / la celda / el bote / prison / cana) or you (ie. the gringo) being tried (ie. put on trial; eric volz) for murder / attempted murder / aggravated assault, and media exposure (ie. if you catch headlines for "catchin' bodies" that's positive intimidation) providing various bonus payouts.
usa prison population: 50% black usa (1/9 usa black males,) 30% latino (including illegal aliens,) 20% other (ie. asian, middle eastern, native american, white.)
who are your peers?
* stop the sterotypes: who does the usa police? black usa and latino, so everyone within the community is affected; has contact; and is prey! 1/9 does not mean sh*t: what's the conviction record and case history(ies)? this is our community (ie. brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, moms, dad, abuelas, abuelos, girlfriends, wives, fathers, husbands, social commrades- our skin (ie. la raza.) la pinta is part of life, sadly- but survival ' reality. *
race card? race deck!
during security force training the soldiers will learn how to properly discharge their clip(s.) double-tap on that ass is recommended! the location of the bala (ie. bullet) also receives bonus pay. since nobody has the "right" to take a life, providing someone with thier life, but paralyzed may suffice. god does not like ugly.
you may choose to make your own ammo (ie. 250 grain, 220 grain, casings, etcetera.)
remember: you (ie. the gringo) are legally licensed, trained, and have been granted permission to protect your person, property, and p*ssy that you mantener (ie. financially support.) the delincuente is operating without license. they are the cazador (ie. hunter) and you are the presa (ie. prey.) skin color matters (ie. caucassian.)
in conclusion, how much is your life worth? do you have executive insurance? do you have life insurance? do you want to live in this environment, or only visit. remember, if visiting you have 0% weaponry (ie. gun, knife) to defend your person, property, or p*ssy.
you will need to have the attorney already on retainer for any criminal prosecutions in the protection of your person, property, and p*ssy. you also need money (ie. mantener) to support the soldier (ie. security team) if they go to the preso (ie. jail) and "ride pine" during criminal proceedings.
i can't reveal too much so....
suffice it to say that discharging balas (ie. bullets) in a professional manner, 100% transparent, in the protection of person, property, and p*ssy is allowed, and compensated with bonus payouts.
this is true of the security industry within the usa as well.
i invite you to visit nicaragua: i invite you to become an expat in nicaragua.
chocha monger asked, "have you ever wondered why some gringos thrive in latin america while others become carne molida? it's because those that thrive don't "give a fuck!"
the security industry is fun! it's a major usa economy / market in the usa representing less than 15%. similarly in nicaragua.
if you are spending us $5,000 per month as your cost-of-living (ie. dating at applebees), then you will need the above security measures / team! that is 60xs the employed labour force yearly salary / earnings. and the other 40% - 80% of people don't even have a job / employment / without peso.
I, "Me," was reared in a nuclear family in the suburbs of a major USA city. Institutional education was achieved in both public and parrochial schools for elementary, middle, and high schools; undergraduate; and graduate studies (USA; Latin America.) In pursuit of doctorate in Latin American Studies. Adolescent activities included tennis (ie. USTA,) soccer (ie. select; indoor & outdoor,) and ice hockey (ie. league and pond.) Professional endeavors (ie. international financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19. Latin American residency has approached 10 years. CCH licensee within the USA (ie. 17 states permitted.) Mentor of youth within the USA.
Just a little information for you guys as to understand the foundation of "Me."
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.
Chocha Monger
04-23-09, 19:40
Thank you Meat Loaf. I would like nothing better than to be inducted in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. However, right now I'm locked into USA SURVIVAL. My querida asked me when I was going to come root her. I told her the economy wasn't looking too good and SURVIVAL took priority at the moment. She said, "Amor no soy una roca. Una mujer tiene necesidades."
I wished her the best of luck. What could I say? She had her priorities right. She had a lot of gringos volunteering for caballo while I was preoccupied with SURVIVAL. Maybe one day I will learn how to live like a Central American. Live for the moment. Live for the next nut and let the bothersome things like bills and meals sort themselves out. They call that enjoying one's youth.
Once I noticed that many girls in the village were coming down with pregnancy. I asked my friend if she wasn't worried about letting her teenage daughter roam the pueblo unsupervised due to the threat of panzona. She turned to me with a puzzled smile and asked, "Isn't that what women are for?" She then went on to explain that women existed primarily for fucking and impregnation. Therefore, she didn't see any stigma attached to teen pregnancy. She herself loss her cherry and became impregnated in her teens. The guy responsible married her. His sisters told him that his new wife was pretty and encouraged him to impregnate her again after the first child was born to prevent other men from taking her away.
The irony of the whole thing is that the multiple pregnancies left her fat. Her husband then called her a monster and started screwing everything including the maid. Eventually, they divorced and he promptly remarried a younger woman. He didn't waste any time impregnating her too.
“Meat Loaf” in various posts has discussed approaching regular girls in Nicaragua. My description of a regular girl is one that has a job and goes to work every day not selling pussy in a brothel.
You will encounter such girls working in restaurants, gas stations, retail stores and banks etc. as you go about your regular daily business. I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
There is a saying in Nicaragua that every man has the right to eight girls. If that is the case how the hell does this gringo claim my rightful share of the pussy?
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment. in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no. Cheaper to visit the brothels or hire an employee.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to purse the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
You will have opportunity to get to know the local nicas and gain familiarity with time. Be patient and don’t move to quick. Get to know the chicas on a first name basis. Let them become interested in you not the other way around. Take advantage of daily opportunities when you are making purchases at regular places you visit. Your social network will build over time. Just because a girl is not to your personal liking get to know her. She has friends and introductions are what you are after. I often find it easier to meet new chicas when accompanied by a girl. Don’t ask me why maybe it helps put their guard down. I have personally been asked by regular girls “When are you going to take me out”. ‘Do you like me”?
An interesting an unexpected experience happened one evening in a bar in Belo Horizonte. I was enjoying drink and food with my chica when a 19 year old beauty sitting at the table behind us approached my girl at our table on the way back from the bathroom. My first impression was they were friends. They exchanged phone numbers and I was introduced. After arriving home I asked about her friend. She said they did not know each other and explained her brother was interested in my chick and proposed a swap. My antenna immediately went up thinking gringo robbery set-up. Over the next week I talked on the phone with the 19 year old and instructed my girl to do the same with her brother. Who knows if he was really her brother? She explained she worked in a beauty shop and had Sundays off. After several conversations she gave me the name and location of her work place. I ask if she does men’s haircuts and she said yes. The next afternoon I entered her workplace and to my surprise she was there. Got my haircut while admiring her young beautiful ass and gave her a nice tip. After several more telephone conversations between the four of us they agreed to meet us Friday night at the same place as we had first met. I was excited at the prospect of pounding this newly found meat. Waited at the agreed upon meeting time although we were thirty minutes late. They were a no show. I knew this was too good to be true. When my girl called the brother the next day he offered up some lame ass excuse they were there but we were the ones who did not show. Now thinking this still is some kind of set-up the couple was invited to a bar on Saturday night four blocks from my apartment. Two thoughts were in my mind. They must be on our home turf for safety and I was going to fuck his sister first before he fucks my girl. After three hours of drinking extra lite, me paying of course they were invited to walk with us to my apartment. The seemed reluctant at first but after about fifteen minutes agreed. The four of us entered the apartment and more rum was served. We all sat outside on the patio drinking me sitting with the 19 year old and he with my chick. When my nica went to the kitchen to get more drinks I followed and told her to get serious, rub his dick and kiss the bastard as I was ready to take the sister to the bedroom. She complied and I carried the 19 year old to the bedroom and closed the door. We began kissing and soon after clothes came off and we fucked for thirty minutes or so. This was the only girl I ever encountered sporting a full bush in Nicaragua. After we came back to the patio he fucked my girl for forty five minutes, I was expecting them to ask for taxi money but they didn’t. I have no idea what this couple was up to or the true motivation for such an encounter. My gut tells me it was financial exploitation or robbery in some manner. This was very strange considering local social behavioral customs. The only explanation my girl gave was that the girl was hoping for financial help in the future. We never talked with the couple again as my Nica refused to continue. Any thoughts from more experienced Nicaragua experts would be appreciated. Has anything like this happened to you in Nicaragua?
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
Xdred
Professional endeavors (ie. International financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19.
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.[/QUOTE]Meatloaf,
I am curious of what you think of the current global financial mess. Without going into too much detail ofcourse. Are we going to be worst or better off in the next 4 years? I. E. Unemployment, stock market, inflation.
I am all ears.
Thank you
Professional endeavors (ie. International financial markets) commenced at age 13, and licensing obtainment at age 19.
You must SURVIVE according to the environment you exist.Meatloaf,
I am curious of what you think of the current global financial mess. Without going into too much detail ofcourse. Are we going to be worst or better off in the next 4 years? I. E. Unemployment, stock market, inflation.
I am all ears.
Thank you
I don't know where the market (ie. stock) is going during the next four years.
Trading: You can make money if the market goes up or down, so the direction is irrelevant.
Loans: If you're a real business / consumer there is always a loan available. You can borrow money from "anywhere" in the world if you qualify.
I "process" more bullsh*t paper that Charmin!
Honestly, most of the paper (ie. loans) that get written are truly on bullsh*t "customers." Sole proprietorships, credit card debt, etcetera.
I'm not filthy rich- yet, but I know a few "tricks" to SURVIVE.
I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to pursue the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
Xdred
"Fresh p*ssy?" Recycled is more accurate!
Thank you Meat Loaf. I would like nothing better than to be inducted in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. However, right now I'm locked into USA SURVIVAL. My querida asked me when I was going to come root her. I told her the economy wasn't looking too good and SURVIVAL took priority at the moment. She said, "Amor no soy una roca. Una mujer tiene necesidades."
I wished her the best of luck. What could I say? She had her priorities right. She had a lot of gringos volunteering for caballo while I was preoccupied with SURVIVAL. Maybe one day I will learn how to live like a Central American. Live for the moment. Live for the next nut and let the bothersome things like bills and meals sort themselves out. They call that enjoying one's youth.
Once I noticed that many girls in the village were coming down with pregnancy. I asked my friend if she wasn't worried about letting her teenage daughter roam the pueblo unsupervised due to the threat of panzona. She turned to me with a puzzled smile and asked, "Isn't that what women are for?" She then went on to explain that women existed primarily for fucking and impregnation. Therefore, she didn't see any stigma attached to teen pregnancy. She herself loss her cherry and became impregnated in her teens. The guy responsible married her. His sisters told him that his new wife was pretty and encouraged him to impregnate her again after the first child was born to prevent other men from taking her away.
The irony of the whole thing is that the multiple pregnancies left her fat. Her husband then called her a monster and started screwing everything including the maid. Eventually, they divorced and he promptly remarried a younger woman. He didn't waste any time impregnating her too.
This is the mentality!
World Jockey
04-26-09, 15:24
Are you a picky fella as in looking for a certain type of woman only?
If so you may want to scale down expectations and shoot for a more average girl
If not I guess I have been lucky
In my frst two days in managua I was able to get phone numbers from two women both at the metro centro
One was an 18 year old walking with her two sisters
My buddy noticed that they were looking as we walked by them
So after we finished at the store we going to we walked back the same way and there they were.
We walked over and stuck up a conversation
Sat and chatted for about an hour or so then exchanged numbers
After we left I spoke to the 18 year old on the phone a number of times
As I was only there a short time I didn't have the opportunity to hook up with her. Getting her to hang out in the day was not happening as she went to school and since she was 18 still lived with parents. No way they would let her out at night. I honestly don't know if I would have gotten ass or not if I had more time but at least the ice was broken.
BTW my buddy was able to have a good conversation with the older sister (25) and his Spanish is more limited than mine but she still gve out her number as well
The very next day my buddy nd I went to the metro centro by the bus stop outside and decided to sit and watch.
We saw two girls walking one petite fairskined one and the other was tilled thicker indian (morena).
As they were walking up to take the catwalk that passed over the street I caught the morenas eye as they went up the stairs she kept looking back. My buddy was pushing me to "run up after her she is interested " but I thought to myself bullshit.
She is just looking because its obvious I'm not from managua.
She now gets to the top of the catwalk and its clear she is tling her friend to stop she want to turn around. The friend takea quick look down at us and is like nope and keeps on walking. The morena looks back down at me. Now that it was obvious she's interested I waved to her to come back down. She said no you come up. So I said fair enough and went up, shit it was the least I could do since she allowed her friend to haul ass on her just to talk to me.
We chatted briefly exchanged names numbers. Got a tiny kiss on the cheek and was off.
Not to go into another long story but the third non pro girl I met there was a nice looking petite morena (she got dr dewmans stamp of approval when he saw her so she must be LOL)
This was the only one I had time and opportunity to take out. Nothing big either and she didn't disappoint
I got my nonpro reward at the end of the night till morning.
Loved the bush
There were also women I met and exchanged numbers with at the flea market.
Have you been to that place? PLENTY of non pro action in there. Again they may not be on the level of the chicas you see in goodtimes but many of them are decent and doable
Now that was just my experience
So that's just MY experience with ones some I encountered.
Who knows, when I return I may come up dry. And have an utterly different time.
“Meat Loaf” in various posts has discussed approaching regular girls in Nicaragua. My description of a regular girl is one that has a job and goes to work every day not selling pussy in a brothel.
You will encounter such girls working in restaurants, gas stations, retail stores and banks etc. as you go about your regular daily business. I have had absolutely no luck meeting girls on the street. Most won’t even look at you and acknowledge presence. Walking in the various malls has never produced results for me. One would think with the poverty level in Nicaragua things would be easier but this is simply not the case.
There is a saying in Nicaragua that every man has the right to eight girls. If that is the case how the hell does this gringo claim my rightful share of the pussy?
Time, familiarity, patience and some game are the obstacles that one must overcome for success. All of this requires you the “gringo” make a significant financial investment. in Nicaragua. Simply put time and money without any guarantee of success. Is it worth it? The short answer is no. Cheaper to visit the brothels or hire an employee.
It is much easier in other countries such as Colombia. At least the average girl in Colombia is curious by nature and will agree to sit down and have a drink with you. She wants to hear your pitch and what you have to offer.
For the few who want to purse the no pro action in Managua and stake claim to your share of normal pussy this is experience gained from “Meat Loaf, Drdewman, locals and others knowledgeable of the scene. First you need the basics, car, apartment or home, ready cash, Spanish speaking ability, nice clothes, some game and reside here for extended periods of time. If you want to bang any upper class nicas you must be at the same or higher class level.
You will have opportunity to get to know the local nicas and gain familiarity with time. Be patient and don’t move to quick. Get to know the chicas on a first name basis. Let them become interested in you not the other way around. Take advantage of daily opportunities when you are making purchases at regular places you visit. Your social network will build over time. Just because a girl is not to your personal liking get to know her. She has friends and introductions are what you are after. I often find it easier to meet new chicas when accompanied by a girl. Don’t ask me why maybe it helps put their guard down. I have personally been asked by regular girls “When are you going to take me out”. ‘Do you like me”?
An interesting an unexpected experience happened one evening in a bar in Belo Horizonte. I was enjoying drink and food with my chica when a 19 year old beauty sitting at the table behind us approached my girl at our table on the way back from the bathroom. My first impression was they were friends. They exchanged phone numbers and I was introduced. After arriving home I asked about her friend. She said they did not know each other and explained her brother was interested in my chick and proposed a swap. My antenna immediately went up thinking gringo robbery set-up. Over the next week I talked on the phone with the 19 year old and instructed my girl to do the same with her brother. Who knows if he was really her brother? She explained she worked in a beauty shop and had Sundays off. After several conversations she gave me the name and location of her work place. I ask if she does men’s haircuts and she said yes. The next afternoon I entered her workplace and to my surprise she was there. Got my haircut while admiring her young beautiful ass and gave her a nice tip. After several more telephone conversations between the four of us they agreed to meet us Friday night at the same place as we had first met. I was excited at the prospect of pounding this newly found meat. Waited at the agreed upon meeting time although we were thirty minutes late. They were a no show. I knew this was too good to be true. When my girl called the brother the next day he offered up some lame ass excuse they were there but we were the ones who did not show. Now thinking this still is some kind of set-up the couple was invited to a bar on Saturday night four blocks from my apartment. Two thoughts were in my mind. They must be on our home turf for safety and I was going to fuck his sister first before he fucks my girl. After three hours of drinking extra lite, me paying of course they were invited to walk with us to my apartment. The seemed reluctant at first but after about fifteen minutes agreed. The four of us entered the apartment and more rum was served. We all sat outside on the patio drinking me sitting with the 19 year old and he with my chick. When my nica went to the kitchen to get more drinks I followed and told her to get serious, rub his dick and kiss the bastard as I was ready to take the sister to the bedroom. She complied and I carried the 19 year old to the bedroom and closed the door. We began kissing and soon after clothes came off and we fucked for thirty minutes or so. This was the only girl I ever encountered sporting a full bush in Nicaragua. After we came back to the patio he fucked my girl for forty five minutes, I was expecting them to ask for taxi money but they didn’t. I have no idea what this couple was up to or the true motivation for such an encounter. My gut tells me it was financial exploitation or robbery in some manner. This was very strange considering local social behavioral customs. The only explanation my girl gave was that the girl was hoping for financial help in the future. We never talked with the couple again as my Nica refused to continue. Any thoughts from more experienced Nicaragua experts would be appreciated. Has anything like this happened to you in Nicaragua?
There is plenty of fresh pussy in Managua. You too can claim yours but you must “Survive the Environment”
XdredThats a wild story.
Maybe they were not looking for anything and just wanted the sex.
Or maybe the figured they couldn't get anything else from you so settled for sex. It does seem really odd but sometimes a situation is exactly what it is.
Hmm do you still keep in touch with the sister?
Was she any good?
Haha
"Fresh p*ssy?" !
Indeed "Recycled" is more accurate.
You have to love Nicaragua and reality.
Xdred
I don’t think this has been covered on the board before so I will share my experiences. Having spent more time in Colombia, Panama and Costa Rica than Nicaragua I do find recycling more interesting and widely practiced in MGA.
In panama or Colombia when you insult the chica and kick her out of the house “corer de la casa” in most instances like in the USA the relationship is over. The average Nicaraguan male seems to practice recycling in a different manner.
The guys generally have several nicas. Remember you have the male right to eight girls here. The girls simply get recycled or rotated on a frequent basis. When the nica starts getting lazy, not cooking, short on sex etc. she gets kicked out of the house and one of the previous girlfriends moves back in the home. This all happens the same day within a few hours or less. This of course gives the one exiting time to think and look for other opportunities which most always never exist. This also inspires competition in the others and they will all begin to jockey for position.
These nicas seem to thrive on competition. Yes I do love Nicaragua and will not settle for less than the eight to which I am rightfully due.
Xdred
These nicas seem to thrive on competition.
Although they are "broke" by citizenship, they sure are tacana (ie. stingy.) They are not happy with receiving a solid salary, but want 100% access / control / influence over your (ie. Gringo) money.
They will compete, via "pussy access," to win you (ie. Gringo.)
Once you've gotten "hooked' and have placed her on payroll, she will become celosa (ie. jealous.) Chicas Nicas "warn" you (ie. Gringo) of their celosa by day 3 of employment.
If you're trying to have eight (8) or even three (3) Chicas Nicas, you will need superb / excellent management skills.
It's a job and requires that you qualify the "proper type" of girl. But this will never happen so the most efficient way is to open a brothel. But the Gringo will loose due to "exploitation" and "protectionism."
If you don't speak Spanish, they will not compete for you! Why? You can't communicate and that's too much work and boring for everyone.
Are you a picky fella as in looking for a certain type of woman only?
If not I guess I have been lucky
Maybe they were not looking for anything and just wanted the sex.
Or maybe the figured they couldn't get anything else from you so settled for sex. It does seem really odd but sometimes a situation is exactly what it is.
Hmm do you still keep in touch with the sister?
Was she any good?
Picky maybe. There are lots of ugly Nicas. I prefer the morenas. The type that is pretty without all of the makeup.
Refreshing to hear about your non pro hook-up. I can only relate my experiences. You apparently have good game and are probably much younger.
Most likely their real plan just didn't work out. 19 year girls are not looking for sex with older guys without financial reward
After the encounter they did not attempt further communication. Go figure. The effort involved too much work on my end with my Nica.
The sex was a not bad. Her ass was nice!
You would like the Pussy.
Xdred
XDred has stepped-up his postings. I'm curious on his topic for today.
I like Meat Loaf for the most part recruit and build my network during daytime hours. In the evenings I’m generally balls deep in the apartment with my Nica or enjoying food and drink with same. The nightlife in MGA is lots of fun. Medellin, San Jose and Panama City have become boring for me over the years. The Bogotá scene still holds my dick interest however. My first visit was at age 22.
I am older and “Meat Loaf” has referred to me as in my “Golden Years”. Of course I do not like being refereed to in that context but at some point one must accept reality. I do not feel any different that when twenty but the outer skin has lost glimmer. This does not or will not stop me from pounding the pink stuff three or four times per day. I remember a Nica that told me I will only be able to f*ck like this for another four years. She was a certainly a pro so maybe her insight was correct.. I hope she was wrong but after the comment the chela was banged hard in the ass to prove point.
It is all about availability. If you are a sex tourist in town for a few days or a week there is no need to read further, just have fun and be careful. This is for the monger who wants pussy access without the meter attached.
My Strategy for Recruiting.
Prerequisites:
1. Speak fluent or at minimum conversational Spanish.
2. Knowledge of Latin American society and customs generally attained from living in or spending time in the region.
3. Spend time in Nicaragua sufficient to gain familiarity.
4. Be prepared to make a substantial financial investment.
5. Buy a local cell phone.
I am looking for the girl who is not from Managua and is renting a room. This is very important. The Chicas from Managua will always live with her parents and have children at home. Some have husbands or boyfriends they support. Of course they will never admit to any of this.
Many girls come to Managua from the smaller cities like Chinandega, Matagalpa, Esteli and Leon etc seeking to make what they think will be fast cash. They could not possibly work at the brothel in their home towns due to the society.. Being a prostitute anywhere in Latin America is shameful.
The parents are told they are working in a restaurant as a waitress etc. This is not to infer the parents are stupid. Some know what their daughters are doing but would never admit to it or even talk openly among family. It’s all about monetary interest as is everything and everyone in Nicaragua. To know Nicaragua is to accept this fact.
Generally the girls live in small rooms paying US $50 to $75 dollars per month for these shit holes. The chica that is alone, renting a room or living at the brothel is free to do as she wishes.
As stated earlier while most of my recruiting is done in the daytime I have also had had luck with some of the less hard core Nicas who have only been in Managua for a short time. At Fenix for example the night shift rotates quickly with a good influx from the smaller towns. Some become disillusioned and do not continue to reside in Managua. I have several small town Nicas who are happy to get on the bus, come to Managua and stay with me in my apartment with one cell call.
I have followed the methods as described in earlier “Meat Loaf” posts concerning how to obtain a Nica live in. Simply stated it works! If having a Nica at your disposal with properly issued work uniform (a towel) interests you read the “Meat Loaf” posts.
Don’t forget the “Balls Check”
Xdred
Offer employment hours of 8 a.m. until 6p.m.
You will find that the far majority of Nicas have 0% skills! Even their "homemaking" skills are poor! Since they live with so many people, they never do anything. We, North American males, have more "domestic" skills than these Chicas Nicas.
They have 0% computer skills. They have 0% sales skills. They have less than high school education. All they have is at least 1 child; an open and empty hand; and p*ssy access accompanied by celosa & mentiras.
Most can't take d*ck up to 7 times per day, so they leave and never return after Day 1! Word on the street is that I shoot 5 polvos (ie. nutts) per day, so the girls know what time it is. Plus I'm Meat Loaf. Plus this tongue is official. They want this money, but they're going to earn it.
¿Quien tiene mas reales que Meat Loaf? ¡A Nadie!
Any "dumbie" can get as many girls as they like if you pay!
I can / did / do have more employees than General Motors, but I aint bankrupt.
These girls will not remember you when the money evaporates. Sure, they'll contact you in the future for more financial exploitation.
Daytime wh*res vs. Nighttime wh*res:
The girls that work in strip clubs- nighttime- are more "hardcore." They must deal with customers that are drunk, on drugs, and up all night.
You could offer a girl "sleep over" employment from 9 p.m. - 6a.m., but what will she steal while you're sleep? Can she handle the change of atmosphere?
IMPORTANT: On Day 1, go visit the girl's house / family / children. Learn immediately how much she lies? Get her family emotionally involved in her "salary." Know how to track the b*tch down. Take a copy of her cedula. Take her to the doctor for an SIDA / AIDS test. Take her finger prints. Give her the birth control shot.
If not, you'll get played and be at her mercy (ie. female, citizen, male-female interraction.)
There are a lot more "tricks" to the game like offering recompensas (ie. rewards,) but this just wets your appetite.
You can accomplish more and better in your home-country!
I'm from the "pits" where a guy's success is determined by his clerk or cokette!
Guys will pay US $2,500 per month for "hot blonde" to work alongside him performing clerical functions. She will wear the smallest skirt, the highest heels, and toot the most yeo.
Employing a Cokette (ie. those Cd. Panama Colombian wh*res; SOHO New York; Heidi Fliess) can be the same of more.
In Nicaragua, you're cokette can be rented for US $1,000 per month, but only if you live here. Her conversation will be lame! Her skills other than beauty will be void! You will not be satisfied with the quality!
You will not be satisfied with the quality: You're chasing price and not quality! FACT.
Give me a cokette who knows how to type on a computer, and I'll be 50% happy.
Hell, if I'm employing a cokette, I want her to perform a "real job" (ie. Meat Loaf is the President of an International Financial Corporation.) Unfortunately, they never take advantage of the access they have to a career.
Never in three (3) years! (One girl did- 20 year old big tit, group sex participant. But she can't take d*ck up to 7 times per day.)
I offer all of the girls the opportunity to gain "real" employment, but they never do. Neither do the Nicaraguan males. They all want everything for nothing!
You will find better (ie. conversation, world knowledge, computer skills, education, domestic skills, etcetera) in Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Puerto Rico, the West Indies.)
In Nicaragua, it's almost 100% lame when searching for your cokette with something of value to contribute or build upon. FACT.
In Nicaragua, you will spend more time attempting to motivate the populace than actually accomplishing your objectives.
Tony Robbins, Napolean Hill, Tom Sellers, and Tom Vu are required for Nicaragua.
They never go beyond their "comfort zone(s.)"
They are worse than you guys. (You guys need Meat Loaf more than you acknowledge or realize.)
Nicaraguan Comfort Zone:
1. Rice for every meal.
2. Beans for every meal.
3. An over-abundance of single mothers with 0% job skills / experience.
4. Residency with 3-generations of family members.
5. No employment or the aspiration of employment.
6. Find and work a caballo.
7. 1980s Pop music.
8. Littering.
9. Gossip.
10. The regalo.
Attempting to get them away from the above requires strong motivational skills.
Taxi cab robberies have increased in the last few weeks. Thugs and gang members are joining the Taxi driver ranks. The robberies generally occur in the following manner.
You enter the Taxi and the associate is posing as a passenger. You are robbed at gunpoint and warned not to make a police report.
The Taxi driver picks up an associate posing as a passenger. Again you are robbed.
A car is following your Taxi and when the route is determined the car passes. The individual then gets out of the car and negotiates a fare with your Taxi driver. Result you loose your valuables by robbery.
When possible use only drivers you know. They all have cell phones (and so should you) so call your driver to pick you up.
Carry only what you are willing to loose when traveling in an unknown Taxi. Do not be shy about declining a Taxi if you don’t like the looks of the driver or the situation just doesn’t feel right. Insist the driver take only the main routes and not pick-up other passengers.
Look for the older drivers as they may be less likely to rob you... Recently a passenger resisted a robbery attempt and sprayed mace in the attackers face. The passenger was shot with a pistol. Do not attempt to resist.
Have fun and be safe.
Xdred
Meatloaf is moving to his new home and will be back with us hopefully soon. It’s not quick or easy to provision new internet circuits in Nicaragua.
As the local economy continues to head south things just get better for the local monger.
You will like the scene.
Xdred
Taxi cab robberies have increased in the last few weeks. Thugs and gang members are joining the Taxi driver ranks. The robberies generally occur in the following manner.
You enter the Taxi and the associate is posing as a passenger. You are robbed at gunpoint and warned not to make a police report.
The Taxi driver picks up an associate posing as a passenger. Again you are robbed.
A car is following your Taxi and when the route is determined the car passes. The individual then gets out of the car and negotiates a fare with your Taxi driver. Result you loose your valuables by robbery.
When possible use only drivers you know. They all have cell phones (and so should you) so call your driver to pick you up.
Carry only what you are willing to loose when traveling in an unknown Taxi. Do not be shy about declining a Taxi if you don’t like the looks of the driver or the situation just doesn’t feel right. Insist the driver take only the main routes and not pick-up other passengers.
Look for the older drivers as they may be less likely to rob you... Recently a passenger resisted a robbery attempt and sprayed mace in the attackers face. The passenger was shot with a pistol. Do not attempt to resist.
Have fun and be safe.
Xdred
I had the experience of using a female taxi driver yesterday in Managua. She is the owner of the taxi and the driver for 12-hours. She is middle-age, morena, and has a nice personality. She drives aggressive too boot.
Meat Loaf has arrived to conquer European and North American tourists, with some Nicas sprinkled throughout.
Meatloaf is moving to his new home and will be back with us hopefully soon. It’s not quick or easy to provision new internet circuits in Nicaragua.
As the local economy continues to head south things just get better for the local monger.
You will like the scene.
Xdred
Last week I transferred my internet service (Cablenet / Estessa) from Managua to Granada. It was suppose to be an easy transfer involving 1-switch, but turned out to be something more.
(Internet service in Nicaragua can be expensive! Satellite internet is US $500 per month and depending upon your city / state of residence may be your only option. Other services are available in the area of US $250 per month. Enitel (Claro,) the telephone company, is advertising internet service, but still is unavailable for installation after 15-months. Cablenet service is US $55 per month or 768K.)
On Friday the disconnected my Managua service and telephoned that a problem existed for the Granada service. Problem? The confusion of Nicaraguan addresses.
(No "true" address exist for Nicaraguan residences / commercial. It's all based upon chisme (ie. gossip.))
Monday no service. Tuesday no service: Telephone cablenet inquiring when my service would be activated. Answer: Tomorrow at 0930. Wednesday no service: Telephone cablenet inquiring when my service would be activate. Answer: Bribe.
So they arrived in the work truck of three (3) technicians. They performed their job duties according to plan, but the somehow the Scientific Atlanta modem did not work. It has worked for three (3) years! The three (3) technicians called their superior. He arrives in a work truck of four (4.) Of course, everyone wants to contribute their IT knowledge. The supervisor telephones someone else who arrives in his work truck of one (1.) In front of my "mansion" are three (3) work trucks with eight (8) technicians. Still, to no avail, the modem doesn't work. They telephone yet another person who brings a new modem via bicycle. This new modem worked / works. Cost: US $55.
In Nicaragua, it takes a village.
(This episode of Nicaraguan residency made me remember those "Polish jokes" I would hear in the #1 Polish city outside of Warsaw.)
Meat Loaf has “survived the environment” in Managua for three years. Much as the early pioneers cleared the path for others to follow, Meat Loaf has chosen a unique path in the pursuit of dreams and aspirations, taking chances and experiencing success and failure along the way. This bread of individual had all but vanished as most are now corrupted by the comforts of urban life.
The Loaf is not an “armchair analyst” like many of us, and has an “expat veteran view” much beyond his years.
Congratulations on the move to Granada and the new casa. I look forward with anticipation to knowledge of the local scene. It’s the pussy and the local Nicas that interest me.
Xdred
The month of April is Semana Santa (ie. the weekend of Easter.) This "Holy Week" is the major holiday in Nicaragua. People pawn (ie. casa de empeno) their possessions, spend their mantener checks, and do whatever it / who takes to acquire the funds to travel to the beach.
So, the paydays are the 1st and 15th. The paycheck received by those employeed on the 1st will be entirely spent for Semana Santa. After Semana Santa passes everyone will be palmado (ie. broke.) The paycheck received by those employeed on the 15th will be entirely spent for SURVIVAL.
Therefore, what you have is an entire month where everyone is palmado!
Wait, it gets better: May 1 is the "Labour Day" or "Dia de los Trabajadores." So, those employeed will receive their paycheck the day prior to May 1. They will spend their paycheck on the above holiday and for SURVIVAL.
Again, they will be broke until at least the 15th of May, if not June 1.
Thanks to Semana Santa and el Dia de los Trabajadores the populace of Nicaragua is palmado- more than usual- for 6-weeks! It was especially easy pickings this year 'cause May 1 landed on a Friday.
I'll see you next year.
Meat Loaf has “survived the environment” in Managua for three years. Much as the early pioneers cleared the path for others to follow, Meat Loaf has chosen a unique path in the pursuit of dreams and aspirations, taking chances and experiencing success and failure along the way. This bread of individual had all but vanished as most are now corrupted by the comforts of urban life.
The Loaf is not an “armchair analyst” like many of us, and has an “expat veteran view” much beyond his years.
Congratulations on the move to Granada and the new casa. I look forward with anticipation to knowledge of the local scene. It’s the pussy and the local Nicas that interest me.
Xdred
With sensational reviews like this, I can only blush!
Accept the fact that everyone and anyone is a target (ie. carne blanca) for robbery.
All colors of carne are on the nica menu as you have experienced.
In Spanish they use blanca (ie. white) for negative connotations. In English they use black (ie. negro.) They also do the same in Spanish concerning negro, but on a social level.
Carne Blanca = Target (ie. something to sink your teeth into)
Marca Blanca = Target
Arma Blanca = Illegal weapon (ie. gun)
Agua Negra = Sewage
Every morning the day breaks at 0500 and night falls at 1830.
Everyday it is extremely hot due to the lack shade (ie. trees) and rather humid due to the largest lake in Central America (ie. Cocibolca) being located in Granada.
You need an umbrella to leave the house from 1100 - 1700 hours.
Compared to Managua, brothels excluded, Granada seems to have a lot of dark skin people. Some of them look like Indians from the British colony by their deep pigment.
Thus far I haven't seen too many fat guys (ie. Nicaraguan bellies,) but have seen many of fat females.
For those, XDred, that like his carne toasted if not burnt, it looks ready to serve.
This dark skin for males is achieved by working in the sun for SURVIVAL. A little Indigineous blood doesn't hurt either.
Communicating in Spanish may present a problem for those with no medical vocabulary, but the prices may justify you hiring a translator to assist you.
Teeth Cleaning: C$ 500 (US $25)
Extraction per tooth: C$ 300 (US $15)
Procelain Veneers per tooth: C$3,000 (US $150)
Cavities: C$ 200 (US $10)
Compare the above pricing to the USA:
Porcelain Veneers of US $750 per tooth
Teeth Cleaning of US $100
Strategy: Tell your wives that you're going to Nicaragua for some dental work (ie. root canal, dental dam, etcetera) and sneek in a visit to the brothel for some excavation.
January 2008 I purchased a 21-inch television from the Oriental Market. The products appeared to be "brand new" encased in new boxes and with that new smell and shine. The brand is Sankey.
Sankey is an Asian maker of electronics that have stood the test of time and abuse. I own Sankey fans that have worked for over two (2) years with almost 24-hour usage. I own Sankey stereo speakers which have lasted maximum capacity output since January 2008. I did blow the bass speaker out, but was amazed at how long it took to beat it up.
Well, this Sankey television broke! What part? The female. The part where you insert the cable cord. Yes, it broke! How is this even possible when a television does not get transported from room to room?
In Nicaragua, every product you purchase will break!
In Nicaragua, only champu (ie. low quality) products are sold! The population can't afford decent quality.
Option for quality: Purchase "top notch" products at USA prices and higher.
Now, I must go to one of the many television repair shops for it to get soddered.
Bullsh*t after Bullsh*t after Bullsh*t. The nonsense will always come your direction in Nicaragua. You do not need to leave your home for nonsense to entertain your day!
I've detailed how every block within Managua has a ferreteria (ie. hardware store.) Is there any question as to why? Everything breaks.
If you are granted the Pensionado Citizenship (ie. retirement citizenship for those over 45 years of age with a verifiable income of US $400 per month) you may import US $10,000 worth of furniture and fixtures duty-free. That US $10,000 in value does not go far! And you too will be at the ferreteria and television store.
P.S. Televisions in the USA last for 10 - 15 years. How is it that my television in Nicaragua broke within 16-months? This is some bullsh*t.
Now imagine what will happen to your dental work?
While sitting on my patio talking to my neighbor in Managua over a bottle of extra lite one afternoon he detailed the process of obtaining the retirement visa. I looked at his shiny new Cedula with much envy.
He detailed the many lawyers he had spoken with and prices quoted. The lawyers are all ladrónes (surprise) and wanted US $800 to $2500 for their services. This older gentleman from Florida, a fluent Spanish speaker was no fool. He decided to do it himself and to hell with their bullshit.
He completed the process in 45 days and spent US $200 on various governmental stamps and fees. The one thing I remember was the mutual laughter when he explained how he was permitted to do all the mandatory document translation and certification himself.
In addition to bringing in US $10k of personal household goods duty free you also may import one automobile for personal use and pay no import tax or duty. You are permitted to sell it after five years, again without duty and import an additional vehicle every five years.
While I may expound on many topics it’s all about the pussy.
Xderd
In Nicaragua, only champu (ie. low quality) products are sold! The population can't afford decent quality.
Option for quality: Purchase "top notch" products at USA prices and higher.
Most imports including US manufactured goods sold in Nicaragua at Mercado Oriental and other such markets arrive overland from the Colon Free Zone in Panama. There is a small amount of US commercial traffic from Guatemala.
The majority of goods are from China due to price advantage. Nicaragua’s port terminals are inefficient and the most expensive in Central America. Nicaragua does not import directly from China due to capital restraints of the local distributors and retail merchants.
The country is a credit society. Distributors extend credit to the retailers. The average sale to Nicaraguan distributors from Panama is just US 50k with some orders lately even less than that.
Like “Meat Loaf” has said you must bring your infrastructure with you. I looked at a refrigerator in Metro Centro that would sell in the US or Panama for US $1100. Retail. Price in country US $2400. Of course the same item could be purchased for less in Mercado Oriental but however you look at it’s fucked up.
Bring plenty of cash if you want to live in the land of volcanoes.
The pussy is good. You too will like it.
Xdred
Like “Meat Loaf” has said you must bring your infrastructure with you. I looked at a refrigerator in Metro Centro that would sell in the US or Panama for US $1100. Retail. Price in country US $2400. Of course the same item could be purchased for less in Mercado Oriental but however you look at it’s fucked up.
Bring plenty of cash if you want to live in the land of volcanoes.
Xdred
Don't purchase anything other than C$ 150.
Rent fully-furnished for US $600 - US $1,500. (1 bedroom / studio - 4 bedroom with pool and driveway)
Locations for fully-furnished rentals (ie. houses with pools and garages):
Las Colinas, Managua. (car required)
Santo Domingo, Managua. (car required)
Bolonia, Managua.
Cd. Granada, Granada.
That's it! There are truly only about four (4) neighborhoods to live with USA-style ambiance.
Renting fully-furnished requires 2-month security deposit and 1-month rent. Cost of entry may approach US $4,000.
Furniture Prices: (USA-quality)
Sectional Sofa US $2,000 (Siman department chain)
Refrigerator US $600 (Atlas brand)
Air Conditioner (AutoNica; window unit / single-room) US $500
Computer US $1,000 + (decent quality)
Stove US $600 (Atlas brand; four burners, broiler, oven)
Hot Water Heater US $0.00 (I don't know)
Hot Water Converter for Shower Head US $30 (Oriental Market)
Mattress US $200 (Olympia brand; queen size)
As you can see, the price of infrastructure will easily approach US $10,000. And this assumes you are furnishing a two (2) bedroom residence.
If you want to impress those with less than you (ie. Chicas Nicas); making it super-easy to get p*ssy 'cause they want you to mantener; then you will need to spend some money for the glory!
Think of it like this: Everything you've done and built in the USA must be replicated in Nicaragua. The difference is: You don't work in Nicaragua and will not be able to make money in Nicaragua like you have / do in the USA.
Nicaragua is 100% expense! But the glory is GREAT.
"You'd fuck her."
[QUOTE=Rent fully-furnished for US $600 - US $1,500. (1 bedroom / studio - 4 bedroom with pool and driveway) Renting fully-furnished requires 2-month security deposit and 1-month rent. Cost of entry may approach US $4,000."[/QUOTE]
The nicer places require 1 year contracts. The landloards can be very reluctant to rent to a foreigner not working in Nicaragua or anyone who hasen't been there for quite some time. They could care less even when you show proof of foreign income or provide bank statements with deposits over US 100k. It's all bullshit, all the time but the pussy is good.
Xdred
the nicer places require 1 year contracts. the landloards can be very reluctant to rent to a foreigner not working in nicaragua or anyone who hasen't been there for quite some time. they could care less even when you show proof of foreign income or provide bank statements with deposits over us 100k. it's all bullshit, all the time but the pussy is good.
xdred
also, they will practically move-in with the tenant via management supervision (ie. maid, maintenance, house cleaning, etcetera.)
it's a lot easier and better in cd. panama, costa rica, acapulco, cd. mexico.
nicaragua rental is similar to santo domingo, dominican republic.
it's best to travel the world under a corporate umbrella 'cause it gives you credibility. traveling under your personal name creates too many questions (ie. criminal, narcotraficante, pedafile, fugitive, etcetera.) they always think the worse 'cause one must to survive the environment.
remember: you spend in one month for rent (ie. us $1,000) what the average employeed nicaraguan earns all year! and the other 40% - 80% are unemployeed. so, you the foreigner are spending 12x everyone already.
who are your peers when you pay us $1,000 per month? the same people earning us $1,000 per year! fact! unless, you live in residencial (ie. subdivision.) you're neighbors will be nicaraguans who have their network (ie. family and friends) already built so who will you talk to? them: they want to spend your money just like the poor (ie. everyone in nicaragua.)
the only difference between paying us $200 per month and us $1,000 per month is usa ammenities and glamour from nicaraguans 'cause they've never seen a house that costs us $1,000 per month. they pay us $100 per month in rent and live with at least four (4) other people of which three are adults.
i just took a dip in my pool and the water was / is super-warm. afterwards, i showered in the garden that lines the pool.
Yesterday in Venezuela a new law was passed mandidating the nationalization of oil-field related companies. Remember, the oil industry (ie. drilling and marketing) is government owned in Venezuela just like Mexico.
Venezuela has nationalized Santader Bank (ie. Bank of Venezula).
Venezuela has nationalized Comex (ie. concrete.)
I forget all of the other industries that have been nationalized in Venezuela since 2007, but it is a lot.
Nicaragua and Venezuela are political friends and allies!
In the 1970s, Nicaragua nationalized industries too and those cases (ie. 300) are being heard in the Hague.
Question: If your role model / mentor is nationalizing industries, when will the protege / student follow suit?
It is this question that creates a lack of confidence for everything in Nicaragua.
Then again, the USA is nationalizing auto manufacturing, banking, mortgages, etcetera.
Chocha Monger
05-08-09, 21:12
Meat Loaf,
Capitalism never really worked for Nicaragua.
Chavez is pissed off and threading to nationalize Schlumbuger and Halliburton operations. The two companies just pulled all expat workers out of the country. Petróleos the Venezuela national oil company has not paid the companies in over six months for services rendered.
A friend working in the oil patch in Lake Maracaibo told me chicken, beef and sugar are in very short supply and not readily available at any price in either Caracas or Lake Maracaibo. Chavez continues to sell oil to his political buddies at half market while his people are hungry.
And Chavez is promising to make up the budget deficit and save Nicaragua due to aid being cut by US and the EU?
The economic situation in Nicaragua will continue to deteriorate as they have no way to meet the national budget. I would expect major cuts in government services and spending in the second half of the year.
Pussy at US $7.50 per polvo. How about US $3.25 per polvo?
You have to love this stuff as it just gets better for the expat.
Xdred
Meat Loaf,
Capitalism never really worked for Nicaragua.
So who was better for Nicaragua Samosa or Ortega? What has ever worked for Nicaragua?
Just curious
Xdred
Nica Bound
05-08-09, 23:38
to Granada ?!?
Say it ain't so ! The "Meat Loaf in Managua" forum is going to have to be renamed as The Man has joined the throngs of tourists at Kathy's Waffle House ! Just how many times can one take Las Isletas tours anyway ? Is the corner of plaza next to Ahlambra really the only place to p4p in the old capitol city ? Tell us, ML, don't tease us !
Can Meat Loaf Does Matagalpa be up next ?
Chocha Monger
05-09-09, 00:37
so who was better for nicaragua samosa or ortega? what has ever worked for nicaragua?
just curious
xdred
that is a tough question to answer given all of the external forces that were at work in the country over its history. the country never really had a chance to make any economic model function. from william walker as president to the days of being a pawn in the cold war, there was always something not quite right in nicaragua. if you look at neighboring honduras you can also say that capitalism has done little to improve the lot of the average citizen. capitalism allows market monopoly and indiscriminate exploitation of natural resources in the absence of strong regulatory structures. nicaragua and honduras have neither. what you're seeing in those countries is the dark side of capitalism unfettered in an environment where bribes are a regular part of doing business. basically, a business entity can do as it pleases given that it has enough money and gives the propina (tamal, mordida, almuerzo) to the right people. i'm sure you know about the banana oligarchs and the maquiladoras so i'm not going to expound on that.
i'm not saying that the leftists or dictators were any better for the country. all i'm saying is that capitalism failed to deliver on its promises to the majority of the country's inhabitants. meat loaf's posts give part of the answer to why this is so. also, the us is not immune to the negative side effects of capitalism and corruption but at least the sec and antitrust laws act as speed bumps on the mad ride towards disaster.
Keep it up fellas'! I like it when you guys post so keep writing. After all, you guys paid US $20 for Senior Membership while I was given it for free.
Thanks Jackson
that is a tough question to answer given all of the external forces that were at work in the country over its history. the country never really had a chance to make any economic model function. from william walker as president to the days of being a pawn in the cold war, there was always something not quite right in nicaragua. if you look at neighboring honduras you can also say that capitalism has done little to improve the lot of the average citizen. capitalism allows market monopoly and indiscriminate exploitation of natural resources in the absence of strong regulatory structures. nicaragua and honduras have neither. what you're seeing in those countries is the dark side of capitalism unfettered in an environment where bribes are a regular part of doing business. basically, a business entity can do as it pleases given that it has enough money and gives the propina (tamal, mordida, almuerzo) to the right people. i'm sure you know about the banana oligarchs and the maquiladoras so i'm not going to expound on that.
i'm not saying that the leftists or dictators were any better for the country. all i'm saying is that capitalism failed to deliver on its promises to the majority of the country's inhabitants. meat loaf's posts give part of the answer to why this is so. also, the us is not immune to the negative side effects of capitalism and corruption but at least the sec and antitrust laws act as speed bumps on the mad ride towards disaster.
somebody has to loose in life for someone to win! and some choose to handicap the competition or playing field as to "guarantee" their victory.
i'm black usa so i know about loosing while you guys win / won. the game changed a little (ie. black usa was allowed access) in 1964 helping end the loosing streak started in 1492.
of course, a dictator ruling for two (2) generations is bad regardless of country!
nicaragua is a country, but they have the same mentality as other ghetto residents. pick any usa ghetto and it could be exchanged with nicaragua. the citizens are mentaly defeated. and they continue to f*ck themselves up by their actions / lack of action (ie. read meat loaf posts.)
listen, nicaragua has lots of social opportunities for the foreigner. the community is so small and the cost of entry so low that anyone with moderate home-country success can play.
you can play usa through the embassy and its fun!
you can play assemblea nacional.
you can play state (ie. departamento) and it's beneficial.
you can play foreign consulates.
when i say play i am referring to being an active member in the goings-on of that country. in nicaragua, you can personally meet the ambassadors and other leaders of society. how? the mordida or investment. their is little competition.
of course, you can accomplish the same in your home country.
you can / do / will / may die over politics in nicaragua!
political assasinations do / have / will occur in nicaragua! and i'm talking about year 2009.
nicaragua is not a country to play politics unless you're ready and willing to die for your team (ie. party affiliation.) this is the country's history!
during the managua mayoral elections they (ie. the opposing team) tried to "take out" montelegre's (ie. plc1 party leader) wife with sticks, bricks, and stones. her face was f*cked up.
politics is not an easy game like post-1964 usa. think of nicaraguan politics like the usa civil war or usa civil rights movement and the violence perpetrated against the opposing team (ie. black usa.) this violence is the violence that is exchanged among the differing teams in nicaragua. mobb action.
if you want to do social good (ie. irs 501c) in nicaragua, it's available.
if you want to do business (ie. exploit human and natural resources), it's available.
if you want to "holy roll," it's available.
everything is available in nicaragua for the foreigner, but you must bring lots of cash-in-hand, courage, a lot of tolerance and patience, and maybe you will last your first 6-month to 1-year! if you can make it 5-years, nicaragua will be your paradise with all of the p*ssy, glamour, and power you accept!
i, a foreigner, do not engage in nicaraguan politics or its discussion 'cause that's a loosing proposition that may result in death! i live here! those that dabble in politics as foreigners are riding their country's flag and don't count as expats or tourists. they are more of soldiers (ie. political army.) remember, 50,000 died in the 1970 war and 500,000 were homeless: these people (ie. the citizens) were actively involved in gaining freedom from the dictator. it's not like the usa where we fight a war annually in somebody's country, not usa, with a volunteer army of 2,000,000. honestly, usa wars only affect those in the military and their families. same thing with the prison system. and usa wars are always about somebody else's problem since these wars are never fought on usa soil. of course 09/11/2001 is a little different, but i will not open-up that can of worms.
in nicaragua, politics is a first-hand experience and not more "arm chair" analysis or "monday quarterbacking."
for fact, i was watching sean hannity on fox news and he called ortega a dictator. the other panelists (ie. gerald rivera) agreed. they were ranting about obama sitting alongside ortega in trinidad. already they are on some bullsh*t with such erroneous statments, on purpose. nicaragua has a democratic, freely elected government! this purposeful ignorance / sterotyping is what must be overcome, for no good reason, by nicaragua: just another way to help ensure a looser based upon a "superiority complex."
granted, sean hannity is too much to stomach, so i'll stick to lou dobbs.
So I observed the Managua mayoral elections and was impressed!
The citizens place their thumb print on the ballots. The ink used on the thumb stains the digget for up to seven days. Everyone that voted is known simply by the stain on their finger for up to 1-week.
I immediately asked if in the history of Nicaragua if the opposing party or any party every chopped off or mutilated participants in voting. They stated no. The citizenry I asked stated no.
I had visions of African politics when saw those stained thumbs. Do you understand what I'm writing?
Voter's Rights.
Nicaragua does not try to exclude their citizens from the ballot box! Nicaragua does not have laws up the a*s to disenfranchise its citizens. Not after the dicatator. Nicaragua allows their citizens to participate.
Compare this to the USA where voting rights have always been a fight / war / battle. Voting Rights Act (1965); Women Rgiht to Vote (1920); Land Owners Exclusive Right to Vote (George Washington.) The USA does not want their citizens to vote! The USA wants / encourages / and designs its system to exclude. No voice = No representation.
The 1,000,000 Black USA males with felony convictions can't vote! And they represent 1/15 of the Black USA male population. Latinos with felony convictions can't vote. Tough on Crime? Permanent Under-Class with no voice nor representation!
USA Senate: 100 members of which 1 is Black (ie. Burris from Illinois.) He's the third in history I believe and all have been since 1980 and from Illinois.
I tell you, to SURVIVE the USA one must be extremely prepared and intelligent for the traps (ie. trampas.)
Everyone, people that are "loosers" voted and with pride! It was amazing! And this was for the mayoral elections.
I can say this, for a people that don't work and try not to work, they sure do participate in the voting process.
Of course, the USA claimed election fraud and began withholding economic aid. Where's the election fraud in the 2008 Minnesota senatoral race? Where was the election fraud in the USA presidential race of 2000?
Again, I don't discuss politics on the this forumn, just how to score with the wh*res!
to Granada ?!?
Say it ain't so ! The "Meat Loaf in Managua" forum is going to have to be renamed as The Man has joined the throngs of tourists at Kathy's Waffle House ! Just how many times can one take Las Isletas tours anyway ? Is the corner of plaza next to Ahlambra really the only place to p4p in the old capitol city ? Tell us, ML, don't tease us !
Can Meat Loaf Does Matagalpa be up next ?
Ok ML, agreed F*ck the Noise. This is the ISG so we all know why we’re here. We realize you have only been in Granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. You gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
We know you are not hanging out at Kathy's Waffle House. By now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more.. Are there brothels, reservadas etc? What are the prices compared to Managua? How corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? Let’s talk turkey.
Xdred
Ok ML, agreed F*ck the Noise. This is the ISG so we all know why we’re here. We realize you have only been in Granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. You gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
We know you are not hanging out at Kathy's Waffle House. By now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more.. Are there brothels, reservadas etc? What are the prices compared to Managua? How corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? Let’s talk turkey.
Xdred
There are three (3) brothels located in Granada!
After I spend some time there, I will disclose the locations.
Street Hooker Capital
The game in Managua is street hooker / casino-style.
The girls walk the street, making eye contact and conversation with the obvious tourist, from the Parque Central para el Lago Cocibolca.
The price of street hookers is quoted in US Dollars and is US $30 for the girl plus you need a place to lay pipe. Therefore, the tourist will rent a hotel room away from his wife for US $30.
XDred, I hope this wets your appetite.
There are three (3) brothels located in Granada!
After I spend some time there, I will disclose the locations.
Street Hooker Capital
The game in Managua is street hooker / casino-style.
The girls walk the street, making eye contact and conversation with the obvious tourist, from the Parque Central para el Lago Cocibolca.
The price of street hookers is quoted in US Dollars and is US $30 for the girl plus you need a place to lay pipe. Therefore, the tourist will rent a hotel room away from his wife for US $30.
XDred, I hope this wets your appetite.
As always “Meat Loaf” delivers the goods.. No need for locations or names of the local Brothels. C$600 for the independents understood. Prices’ being quoted in US dollars says it all.
How much are the locals paying in the Brothels?
Xdred
La senora chela said it all, "Clase Administradora." (She was about 45 - 55 years of age, nice white Latin meat, and pretty red toe nails.) You'd fuck her!
I made the journey (ie. 40 km) to Mangua for shopping! I need to update my wardrobe for the "European / North American White Girl Attack."
I moved to Latin America for a few things / reasons and one is- My Own Clothing Line (ie. tailored clothing with my name on the tag.) Sasteria (ie. tailor.)
First of all, I can never find my shoe size in Latin America unless I pay USA prices of US $100 and above. I wear a size 10.5. This is grande in Latin America.
Second of all, I don't like wearing underwear (ie. calzon) with some other guys name on my d*ck! My underwear should say my name or at least Meat Loaf. Don't you agree? Do you enjoy having somebody else's name on your d*ck?
Third of all, everyone shops at the same store and looks like everyone else.
Fourth, I don't wear pants. I only wear shorts and this includes business meetings! I operate under my guideline / rules. I'm not in Latin America to work, but to live according to my terms!
I'm from a cold a*s USA climate and pants are for SURVIVAL.
So, when I entered Carrion to visit the men's department I noticed that the women's department cashier had una fila larga! The line was so long, with only 1 cashier, that it resembled the Macy's Day Parade! The senora chela fled the line to approach a different cashier. While making the track she stated, "Clase Administradora." I chimed in by saying, "Ellos no quieren la lana." She turned around and smiled. I blew her a kiss!
I enjoy f*cking "vets." What's up with these Senoras Nicas not f*cking young guys? I f*ck a slew of Mexican Senoras. I f*ck a slew of USA Middle-Aged Women. In Nicaragua, all you f*ck is 18 - 32. Que Horror!
After we departed ways with no p*ssy or contact information being given by her, I chose a pair of suede loafers and a nice linen shirt. I too approached the cashier, but on a different floor and department. The total was acceptable. I handed the clerk those pink bills (ie. C $500.) She processed the transaction and my change came to C $270. She asked if I had exact change. I replied, "No." She stated that she did not have change.
When situations like this occur I must refrain from what is called, "N*ggerish."
This is when you blow-up, snap, and open a can of whoop ass upon the opposing party. I took a deep breath! I looked around. I took another deep breath and told her give me my money back. Before she handed my money to me I said, " Ustedes no quieren la feria. Son babosos. Y son una cadena internacional con tres niveles en la plaza, bastante seguridades con armas y no cambio. Que farsante y chafa son ustedes."
I took my lana and walked out!
Latin Americans don't want no money! They come to the party unprepared.
Follow Xdred's lead and make it even harder for them to get your money.
The same thing happened at Radio Shack for change of C$ 150.
This episode ar Carrion reconfirmed my intention and need to only wear tailored / designed clothing!
Even the leaders of industry are farsante (ie. phonies.)
The (ie. Carrion) had the security guard following me around the underwear section and when it came for them to get paid (ie. attempt to make a profit) they didn't have C $270 change.
¡Puta!
That is a nice story but why did you waste time on clothing when you could have fucked the señora chela que para mi es la señora cheta? But I thought about what you said about not having some other guy's name on your underwear and it makes a lot of sense to me. I'm too "codo" to buy tailored clothes so I am going to change my name to Hanes instead. I walk out of stores at least twice a week "por falta de cambio." No hay monedas. Fuera de servicio. Bienvenidos al mundo hispanohablante.
That is a nice story but why did you waste time on clothing when you could have fucked the señora chela que para mi es la señora cheta? But I thought about what you said about not having some other guy's name on your underwear and it makes a lot of sense to me. I'm too "codo" to buy tailored clothes so I am going to change my name to Hanes instead. I walk out of stores at least twice a week "por falta de cambio." No hay monedas. Fuera de servicio. Bienvenidos al mundo hispanohablante.
Dickhead,
When they charge US $21 for three (3) pair of tube socks at Carrion.
When they charge US $8 for one (1) pair of boxer briefs at Carrion.
When they cannot make change of US $12 at Carrion.
It is a this juncture when one must provide for themselves in the SURVIVAL arena (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health).
If I could live in a palace as you showed me, I'll be a semi-happy camper.
And if you can't get change in Argentina- the "high society of Latin American Countries- you know it's bad all the way to the Rio Bravo / Rio Grande River, Texas.
we realize you have only been in granada for a week; however we’re not talking to a sex tourist. you gather information quickly and walk the streets as a local.
we know you are not hanging out at kathy's waffle house. by now you know where at least where 75% of the action is if not more. how corrupted are the nicas by all the tourists? let’s talk turkey.
xdred
i started the morning hanging out with a neighbor who befriended me on day 1. of course since this is a tourist town everyone is friendly as they seek mantener. they know you are only visiting for a few days, weeks, or months. for me with three (3) years of managua residency they consider me nicaraguan and a permanent member of society, but in a new city.
from everyone in granada i receive compliments on my spanish speaking ability. this is because they are accustom to gringos talking limited spanish. it sounds funny when i hear them talk: i wonder how i sound when i talk? hopefully, not like you (ie. a gringo). lol.
so, my neighbor and i shared conversation of two (2) liters of tona. i met the family. i watched the pit bull dogs play.
in granada, the popular dog to have is a pit bull. every guy wants / owns a pit bull if they own a dog at all. the dogs are more for show than fighting, i hope. (i do not like watching dogs fight since that is animal cruelty. i had an aquaintance in texas who liked having his dogs fight. the problem is this guy could not fight himself. and if he did fight is was against his female wives and girlfriends. i was glad when he did a 3-year stretch in tdc (texas department of corrections.) how is michael vick's doing on the federal case, and the state case?)
meat loaf you know too much and are too cultured: accolades to me.
my neighbor gave me the "411" on the granada real estate scene since he's native.
later yesterday, i hung out with some other neighbors who appear to have a cantina in their living room. bootleggers!
they introduced me to some nice ass looking for some nice meat and mantener. i'll sign that receipt 'cause i met her last week with some pretty sandles, red toe nails, and chela skin. she'll get loafed! and from all of the sexual conversation / bromas / playto, she's ready to pop!
there was another young, chela, tight ass walking the street that caught my attention. her shorts were so short that daisy duke would feel naked. you know the shorts are too short when you see the crease of her a*s! i hope she's 18.
in granada, if you live here as a foreigner there is plenty of a*s to bang! and the girls respond when you talk to them on the street so that's a plus.
obviously, having spanish skills above the gringo is required.
p.s. you want people to think of you as a local (ie. their peer) and not as a foreigner / tourist. if you can enstill this confidence and banter then you can get all of the local vicho (ie. p*ssy) that you can mantener. i can already see that i will be successful in the local scene. more successful than managua and that's saying something!
i started the morning hanging out with a neighbor who befriended me on day 1. of course since this is a tourist town everyone is friendly as they seek mantener. they know you are only visiting for a few days, weeks, or months. for me with three (3) years of managua residency they consider me nicaraguan and a permanent member of society, but in a new city.
from everyone in granada i receive compliments on my spanish speaking ability. this is because they are accustom to gringos talking limited spanish. it sounds funny when i hear them talk: i wonder how i sound when i talk? hopefully, not like you (ie. a gringo). lol.
so, my neighbor and i shared conversation of two (2) liters of tona. i met the family. i watched the pit bull dogs play.
in granada, the popular dog to have is a pit bull. every guy wants / owns a pit bull if they own a dog at all. the dogs are more for show than fighting, i hope. (i do not like watching dogs fight since that is animal cruelty. i had an aquaintance in texas who liked having his dogs fight. the problem is this guy could not fight himself. and if he did fight is was against his female wives and girlfriends. i was glad when he did a 3-year stretch in tdc (texas department of corrections.) how is michael vick's doing on the federal case, and the state case?)
meat loaf you know too much and are too cultured: accolades to me.
my neighbor gave me the "411" on the granada real estate scene since he's native.
later yesterday, i hung out with some other neighbors who appear to have a cantina in their living room. bootleggers!
they introduced me to some nice ass looking for some nice meat and mantener. i'll sign that receipt 'cause i met her last week with some pretty sandles, red toe nails, and chela skin. she'll get loafed! and from all of the sexual conversation / bromas / playto, she's ready to pop!
there was another young, chela, tight ass walking the street that caught my attention. her shorts were so short that daisy duke would feel naked. you know the shorts are too short when you see the crease of her a*s! i hope she's 18.
in granada, if you live here as a foreigner there is plenty of a*s to bang! and the girls respond when you talk to them on the street so that's a plus.
obviously, having spanish skills above the gringo is required.
p.s. you want people to think of you as a local (ie. their peer) and not as a foreigner / tourist. if you can enstill this confidence and banter then you can get all of the local vicho (ie. p*ssy) that you can mantener. i can already see that i will be successful in the local scene. more successful than managua and that's saying something!
ok now my appetite is wet. pty for a couple of days and on to kathy's waffle house.
xdred
You guys know that I'm a salesman, correct? I sold you and now you can't live one day without reading Meat Loaf posts, correct? A.B.C. (ie. Always Be Closing.) Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3C2l7o-6qg
I like cities that are daytime!
I like spitting game on the street / subway / bus / traffic light / stores / any place where there is traffic. As in profession, I solicit.
In the big cities of Chicago, New York, Monterrey, Cd. Mexico, Cd. Panama, Cali, and Granada, I attempt to obtain five (5) phone numbers of females to potentially f*ck! As I tell them, "we can't f*ck on the phone so I need your address too."
In Granada a male can talk to females all day long via the street. Visit the mercado and "spit game." A male, Meat Loaf, can acquire 5 numbers per day with 3 addresses in Granada. Can you? Only effort will reveal the results.
Granada is a city, unlike Managua, where you can build / recruit on the street!
Meat Loaf says " P.S. Kathy's Waffle House is always packed. "
Order me a # 19 and look over your left shoulder, I'm there.
Don Nica Bound,
Me invita un desayuno.
I have been asked by a senior member to revel a bit about myself. This was about a year ago. My initial thoughts were to remain private because that is the kind of person I am.
Does traveling the world fu*king w*ores while making three times the money of the domestic work force interest you? Would you enjoy working six to seven months per year with plenty of time and cash in between? Would you like to become an expat working in foreign lands on a permanent basis? I will offer veteran insight into obtaining your first international assignment. Now I know 99% will never actually put in the effort and take the necessary steps to achieve this goal.
We know there are many lurkers in our mist. You never post, but choose to sneak read this forum while at work, sitting in pathetic cubicles, bored to death or on your sofas, evenings in the north. You have unrealized international aspirations and dreams.
I am not a career counselor or in a position to offer you a job whatsoever.
It is difficult to make the career change and join the international ranks. The international worker must be at least twice as qualified as his domestic counterpart.. Slackers are not allowed. Forget the word Resume as this is a dead giveaway you know nothing and cannot "Survive the Enviroment". Welcome to the world of the CV (Curriculum Vitael) You will have a difficult time landing an international gig as a domestic worker. The companies won’t hire you because you don’t have many years of proven international experience. Can you say crisis management? It’s time to do the mandatory “Balls Check”.
I/ we believe the age demographic of the ISG and particularly the “Meat Loaf in Nicaragua” forum to be older. I am not sure. Many expats and international workers post here, not just the mongers who like Nicaragua.
Most of the posters are accomplished international veterans and my contribution would be of minimal interest to this audience.
My offer is this. If you are a younger lurker and will take time to create an account on the ISG (free) POST and express interest I will post Part 1 of the article.
You will like the pussy.
Xdred
To learn / identify / see why Costa Rica is a better place than Nicaragua simply read "The Tico Times" ticotimes.net online or in print.
This English-newspaper is a staple of existence and expat community. Founded in 1956 it has been published and edited by a family of common English surname.
They focus mainly on Costa Rica 'cause that is where civilization is! The Nicaraguan section / version is four (4) pages while the Costa Rican section is nearly forty (40.) Some disparity.
This newspaper plainly and simply demonstrates why Costa Rica is better than Nicaragua, including Granada and San Juan del Sur.
Do you think the economy is bad? If you watch television in the USA all you hear is commercial negatism i.e. job loss and housing foreclosures. This is not good for your mental health. Now I do scan the news daily, but have much less concern about American bullshit and more interest in Asia, Pacific Rim, Africa, Middleast, CALA and (Latam) Latin America markets. Can you say capital projects?
Like others posting in the “Meat Loaf in Nicaragua” forum I am an Expat worker who enjoys traveling the world f*cking *****s and being remunerated for my endeavors. Last year I was in the Caribbean laying pipe to Colombian prostitutes working on the island. One day November I was reflecting, enjoying a barbeque with co-workers of many nationalities, by the pool in our company housing (Villa). I Xdred thought how twisted life is/can be.. Most must pay handsomely to be here in the islands in the dead of winter. The working Piasias also demand their share of the gold dust.
I needed some lessons from “Dickhead” as spending on the chicas was on the high side. I wish he had been there to sort me out.
This year the world changed!!! While fortunate, obtaining two thirty day stints in Angola and filling in with lower pay domestic consulting work my world was going to shit fast. I had only managed one month in Nicaragua so far this year. Now I did enjoy hanging out at Coyote’s in Luanda, with the Congolese prostitutes mixed in with a little non pro action. The girls come in all colors, shapes and sizes but the country is very expensive. It is a nice place to improve your Portuguese language skills.
Dam, I was getting desperate and felt the world was closing in on me. International contract work was drying up quick. Would this monger end up like a zoo animal, caged in a small cubicle in an office tower? Could the last trip to Managua, this year already have happened?
One friend was heading up a nice project in Barcelona but couldn’t bring me on because it was just in the planning phase and only a three person gig at the moment. He and another friend were enjoying the fruits of Barcelona, really rubbing it in.
Two opportunities finally presented themselves in the same week. I felt like a customer in a brothel full of pursuing prostitutes. Like all premium opportunities neither was publicly advertised. My choice was made with pleasure and hesitancy. Concessions were made by the mantener for plenty unpaid time off. My role also involves development and travel in Latin America. Curiously, both companies offered remuneration above my normal rate with great concern for keeping me around.
Yesterday while ordering lunch at Arby’s a comment was made to the manager about how things are still the same in the states for the employed. He disagreed and explained how the company had cut all full time hourly employees from forty to thirty two hours per week. Another employee stated the store is only busy occasionally for short periods of time and how people always pick-up pennies dropped in the drive-thru unlike last year.
So with around a month before my new duty begins I will hang out in Nicaragua. I love life and also Nicaragua.
Xdred
[QUOTE=And if you can't get change in Argentina- the "high society of Latin American Countries- you know it's bad all the way to the Rio Bravo / Rio Grande River, Texas.[/QUOTE]
The Rio Bravo separates Mexico from Belize. Drive south from Cancun to Chetumal and then take a left. As you approach the bridge the small building with the one light is Belize immigration. Belize is fun and there is plenty of action with a nice representation of Guatemaltecas in the brothels. I recommend it.
Xdred
I find it a problem that not enough years exist in life to reside / monger in all of the countries that interest me, and I started international residence / monger at age 25. Those with talent / skill / careers in the pentration of women simply do not have enough time in the day or life to accomplish all of their tasks.
It depends on how you think. (A) If a person thinks that the economy is bad 'cause of sales revenues and government monthly statistics then its bad. (B) If a person thinks and is conditioned that economies go up and down then it's irrelevant.
(1) When the economy makes a downside move how are you prepared to generate revenues / profits? Your downside business model. (2) When the economy makes an upside move how are you prepared to generate revenues? Usually, by throwing darts at the wall: This is the common person's thought process. (3) And then we introduce that economies in different countries will be upside or downside independantly.
Conclusion: If you have (a) upside business moded, (b) downside business model, and (c) international buisness model then it's irrelevant how "bad" the economy is. If you're over-enxtended and relying on credit for these strategies then you will be affected and maybe a victim of the "bad economy."
The "trick" is to have more than one source of revenues and generating these revenues on upside, downside, domestic, and international markets.
And this commentary is simply about retail commerce / B-2-B commerce and not trading (ie. derivatives, equitites, real estate.)
I find it a problem that not enough years exist in life to reside / monger in all of the countries that interest me, and I started international residence / monger at age 25. Those with talent / skill / careers in the pentration of women simply do not have enough time in the day or life to accomplish all of their tasks.So many women, so little time.
So many women, so little time.
Riodulce, I'm glad you still are reading Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!
After your January 2009 consultation and encouragement I did relocate, as you've read, to Granada, Nicaragua, and thus far so good!
I invite you to visit at your earliest convience. It's way too many girls for me to handle.
Sweet Water it is: Rio Dulce
I do read Meat Loaf posts daily which are both entertaining and informative.
Granada does sound like a nice place. A neighbor of mine has made several trips down there and recommends it so I am planning my own road trip down your way soon and will check out the environs of San Salvador along the way.
You should consider coming up here some time, the Chapina's are real sweet.
Riodulce, I'm glad you still are reading Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!
After your January 2009 consultation and encouragement I did relocate, as you've read, to Granada, Nicaragua, and thus far so good!
I invite you to visit at your earliest convience. It's way too many girls for me to handle.
Sweet Water it is: Rio Dulce
I do read Meat Loaf posts daily which are both entertaining and informative.
Granada does sound like a nice place. A neighbor of mine has made several trips down there and recommends it so I am planning my own road trip down your way soon and will check out the environs of San Salvador along the way.
You should consider coming up here some time, the Chapina's are real sweet.
The biggest challenge for those looking to relocate and especially relocate overseas is to shed their physical possessions! This is what prevents most people: What will I do without all of the things I've worked so hard to purchase on credit for the next 1 month (ie. housing rentals w. eviction covenants) - 360 (ie. mortgage) months? (All credit types fall within this parameter for the most part (ie. credit cards, automobiles, working capital, real estate mortgages.)
I shed the bullsh*t often and made the life decision to only live furnished! I'm ready to change countries and cities depending upon my mood!
Antes (ie. before) I would plot my relocation based upon leasing termination dates. I would make my purchases based upon expected length of stay. But I'm getting older. I've done this for the past 15 years, with 6 of those years being more aggressive than the others.
I'm at the point in life, age 34, where I want the glory! I want to return to my USA lifestyle mandate. I no longer want to sacrifice lujo (ie. luxury) based upon "ownership," but am content and happier with access and the ease of discharge. After all, you can purchase vacation homes for real estate appreciation and that sense of ownership.
You will find that one of the biggest challenges in relocating to Latin America is you (ie. the North American / Europe = G7; first-world) is "showing off" or "rubbing in your success." After all, most visitors are here to live poor; play poor through chartiy / religion; or hide the wealth. This will affect you for years and actually captures many for their lifetime. This is why other countries are an easier transition: The only other country poorer than Nicaragua is Haiti, and when was your last vacation or communication with Haiti?
FACT: You can live "alta nivel" in any Latin America country for US $1,000 - US $1,500 per month, full furnished!
FACT: You can drive luxury (ie. Porsche, Range Rover, Lexus, Hummer) for US $700 - US $1,500 per month, rental / lease.
QUESTION: Where will you get the US $3,000 for house and car? You're still short on SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, health.) You obtained the shelter for US $1,500. Where is your job? Where is your housing? Conclusion: You can only SURVIVE there so the same US $3,000 is not available or realistic for you. Again, where will this and the other money come from to live "Alta Nivel" in Latin America?
This is the stage in life I'm assuming! This is where I should be! And have the "freedom" to dump these "bullsh*t" possessions that hinder so many at the next whim of Meat Loaf.
I've already gone through the Latin American maturation process: This is why XDred is correct when he referred to time overseas and you (ie. the dreamer) to gain employment / access to "Alta Nivel."
Lastly, retiring to Latin America and living on an expensive property is fine. It is to say that running in the streets chasing women while living expensive is another. These are two (2) different worlds! And they are spread over 30-years of life existence. One world is retired and the other world is hunting!
So maybe I will check out Rio Dulce. Thanks for the invite!
It's hard work for most to (1) find the courage to talk to a women; (2) pay for the alcohol that gave them the courage; (3) find the location to meet the women; (4) execute an effective sales presentation when you do meet her; (5) execute a "back call" when you telephone her for the date; (5) execute an effective date (ie. cita) when she agrees to meet / see you; (6) close the encounter regardless of frequency; and (7) then manage future opporunties to close or open the opportunity (ie. legs.)
This is not performed by males more than once! When they get / find someone who "bought" their sales presentation they are happy. When they are able to close the deal they are happy, confident, and exude a macho attitude.
They are so happy and scared to execute the above steps over that they do anything and everything to maintain that client.
Now imagine doing this day after day after day everytime you relocate! Everytime you change cities or countries! Combine this with the language.
Combine this with the local custom and scene.
This is work! HARD WORK. And you expect results when you execute such physical, mental, financial activity.
This is why most never leave thier hometown or univeristy town or first-job town. They can't SURVIVE. It's tough and takes the same courage that your SURVIVE by- Results.
It's a job chasing down a team / stable of women! I'm also at the point in life where I need the stable I do acquire to be "alta nivel" and ready for the world stage. This bullsh*t that's abundant in Nicaragua is not ready! They are ready in Mexico, Panama, Rio de Janiero. They want to exploit on the world stage in Colombia and Costa Rica and Santo Domingo.
When meeting women you must get into the streets and go to where they are. You must search in every nook and cranny. You must build yourself and name throughout the "female friendship network." Get those referrals! Get that fan base! This is work and takes up to six (6) weeks. Inviting people to immulate this expensive and foolish so you must determine what is their worth? How much can they generate from this invitation? Can they close the deal, female and corporate?
If you don't like or are scared of the street and choose to "deep into the internet" you must still invest time and money, but no personal interraction.
SUGGESTION: Stop reading Meat Loaf posts 'cause you're too deep into this!
Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
With his comfort zone violated Meat Loaf made the decision to survive. Living in Nicaragua is not easy and often complex. The majority of foreigners choose to live in a bubble i.e. gated communities and communicate with the local populace only on a limited basis. Their friends are other foreigners.
This was not Meat Loaf’s style. He choose freedom of movement and association.
Was there fiction in the posts? Very little in my opinion. Yes ML has a unique and gifted writing style. There was a tendency to highlight the violence only to protect others visiting the country. The danger however is real.
For the many readers who desire to know exactly what happened I will spell it out. Too powerful and too detailed is the root issue. There are people and groups WORLDWIDE who do not like or approve of the existence of forums such as the ISG.
Transparency in Nicaragua politics has been criticized in the world press since the elections last November. Foreign aid has been cut by the EU and US as a result. Articles have claimed the local newspapers are practicing self censure.
You should visit Nicaragua. The people are friendly and warm. Stay out of their politics.
The president of Nicaragua stated he “felt more free” without the foreign aid and outside influence. .
Nicaragua is a free country with many benefits. As I have written in previous posts you must do the mandatory “Balls Check” prior to boarding the plane.
Lets keep the forum going as Meat Loaf gets sorted.
Xdred
Meat Loaf,
I have read all your articles. You write brilliantly and always provided good substantial information for the community on this forum.
You will be missed terribly.
God Bless YOU!
Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.
Chocha Monger
05-23-09, 01:59
Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.
Meat Loaf, I'm sorry to hear that you got your card pulled! However, one must do what is necessary to survive. We shall miss your poignant mix of fantasy and reality. It is a shame to see you go quietly into that good night.
Ten cuidado.
Meat Loaf, I'm sorry to hear that you got your card pulled! However, one must do what is necessary to survive. We shall miss your poignant mix of fantasy and reality. It is a shame to see you go quietly into that good night.
Ten cuidado.
Following the lead of many (ie. You), it feels good to lurk. The same behaivor you exhibit cruising the ghettoes of your city; the back alleys of crack and crank infested neighborhoods; and the local bookstore is what you're accustom.
Looking over the next person's shoulder in 100% annonymity with critique feels good!
Learning / Leaching from those that do (ie. ISG Senior Members) compared to those that don't (ie. You) is who you are!
Looking to earn "brownie points" from those (ie. women) that don't respect nor admire you is how you justify such gutless acts.
Damn, it feels good to be 100% mamon (ie. d*ck sucker) with 0% association. Maybe I should have lurked instead of writing nearly 1,000 posts / reports within 1.5 years.
Back to my corner I go to join you and "Rosie Palm."
Back to my corner I go to join you and "Rosie Palm."
Respectfully Meat Loaf, while I have enjoyed your posts immensely and consider you an ISG legend, if I had a choice between Rosie Palm and living with three psychotic Nicaraguan hookers who are cycling together, I'd definitely choose Rosie.
Dancehall King "Sizzla" says it all in "Solid as a Rock!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWawwIiA1I
Chivatas (ie. soverign snitches,) chismosos (ie. gossipers,) and "cock blocks" attempted to stop me, and did for a while (ie. Meat Loaf "Final Post.")
Or was it a rouse? Quien sabes, but sitting directly across from me at the executive desk was where it went down (ie. extortion and intimidation via jurisprudence.)
As in the USA, legal action is perpetuated against the ignorant and defenseless! Ultrama (ie. overseas) it is worse due to language, custom, and lack of legal knowledge. This is why retaining a legal team upon arrival is mandatory.
I enjoy writing on ISG and accept the "negative association" of such postings. Don't knock me 'cause I'm getting p*ssy and you have chosen manogomy. That's your choice. And the choice of many chavalas is Meat Loaf. Don't hate, Congratulate!
Let's summarize this episode and previous posts with a good listening to Sizzla!
Let's get back to work! And remember Meat Loaf posts are written in Real Time for maximum effect / reality! No other person brings their readership into the condom, into the streets, and into the society as does Meat Loaf through his "Real Time Postings."
Managua: Every male is fat with a "beer belly" that resembles 8-months panzona. The easy access to fried food products (ie. rice, enchiladas, tacos) and a plethora of motorcycles, buses, and taxi cabs contributes to el panzon.
Managua: You will find approximately 40% "darkies," 20% chele, and 30% pana (ie. canela.) I don't know the different shades of skin 'cause I'm from the USA and it's real simple up there- Black vs. White. We don't waste time with shades of skin.
Granada: Every males is slender /athletic. The use of bicycles is a mandate and the long city blocks makes a two (2) block trip a 1/2 mile journey.
Granada: Approximately, 70% of the population is dark! If you are scared or don't like the site of dark skin, poverty stricken, Spanish-speaking persons, Granada is not the place for you. The "darkies" are the population.
On Saturday, I made the 40-minute trip into the city where my name is legendary!
Una chavala bien sexy asked me, "Why haven't you f*cked me?" I've known her and have admired her for approximately four (4) months. She's sexy with those mechas (ie. highlights in her hair.) Her nose reminds me of those Aztecas. ¡Gonzo!
I do want to f*ck her, but am a little intimidated. What? Yes, I am a little intimidated. Why? 'Cause I like to lay down good d*ck and I'm not sure if she'll allow me to f*ck her properly. Why wouldn't she? 'Cause she's a lesbian.
Anyway, she asked me the above question and I responded, "Don't worry, I'll f*ck you soon too!"
While she was wondering why we haven't f*cked after four (4) months, I was propositioned to make an ametuer pornographic movie with her compeition. And her competition has p*ssy lips that resemble Jimmy Walker (ie. J.J. from Good Times.) All Meat! Her competition earned two (2) orgasms and added to the mystique of Meat Loaf.
Options, options, options: How many of us have options?
Respectfully Meat Loaf, while I have enjoyed your posts immensely and consider you an ISG legend, if I had a choice between Rosie Palm and living with three psychotic Nicaraguan hookers who are cycling together, I'd definitely choose Rosie.
Tiny 12,
Statements as above will only produce an all expense paid vacation to Granada for more flattery!
Three trabajadoras: You must enact similar Human Resource techniques such as monthly reviews, fines, mandatory overtime, etcetera to manage the foolishness (ie. Nicaraguan emotions.)
Does your wife, girlfriend, or female sexual partner provide you with a well-balance meal? If you're not having tres platos the answer is no.
Beans (ie. frijoles): This is anal sex due to the resemblance of beans (ie. fecis.)
Carne (ie. meat) / Concha (ie. fish; clams): Thisi is vaginal sex.
Leche (ie. milk): This is either breast milk or male ejaculation.
Tres Platos: If you're woman isn't providing tres platos on her menu, she really wants you to starve and be malnurished. Hence, you read Meat Loaf posts for mental sexual satisfacation.
P.S. Watching the French Open tennis match and that thick girl Cibulkova looks good! Nice thick legs and a pretty face.
Nica Bound
06-05-09, 00:50
Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........
Guess even the great minds of literature have to take a break once in a while........
You are correct! That brief two (2) week break was a nice reprieve. Not being "live" or "real time" was a nice vacation.
Unfortunately, too many guys are lost and seco (ie. dry) without the guidance delivered by Meat Loaf.
I've demonstrated the buffet of panacho during year 2007; the reality of crime during year 2008; and now, year 2009, I will discuss the "beauty" of Nicaragua and its attractions.
Meat Loaf,
I have read all your articles. You write brilliantly and always provided good substantial information for the community on this forum.
You will be missed terribly.
God Bless YOU!
Captain,
Thanks for the kind words!
I enjoy writing these reports and have been advised by "Nica Bound" that a greater need exists for such community information. Hence, I'm writing a book on Nicaragua for your purchase and further education. ISG will soon become a forumn for sexual exploits as is it's mission with community commentary being provided within the "book." You'll enjoy it's copyrighted, trademarked, and professionally published content.
Thus far volumes of information have been revealed on this board by "Me" and with the "little piece of the game" delievered, you too can win!
I hope you enjoy the future postings as we will begin to explore and learn the beauty of Nicaragua (ie. real estate developments, golf courses, charities, cities, upper-class socieity, marinas, etcetera.)
Keep reading and thank you.
Meat Loaf
Chinchuliar
06-05-09, 13:25
You'll enjoy it's copyrighted...content.
Careful with those apostrophes, Meat Writer.
(But then wobbly punctuation never held Jane Austen back.)
Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?
Mr Loaf - I also follow your posts from time to time - fun reading, and you put a lot of work into your interesting reports. I'm curious what happened to cause your temporary retirement recently. Reading between the lines it seemed that someone had threatened to 'out' your identity, and maybe worse (eg legal action?) Care to share? What happened to make you feel safe again?
Estimado (Dear) Mr. Piper1:
What an honor it is to receive your readership: Veteran ISG Senior Member "Piper1" reads Meat Loaf posts and he himself or she herself has over 3,700 posts to their credit. Remarkable it is to have such a quantity!
Mr. Piper1, following my posts "from time to time" is not acceptable! Daily consumption is suggested and required of you to guide these lurkers into legacy status. Hell, these lurkers really need a "set" or "pair."
To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year ISG postings, "why do you post?"
Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"
Cordialmente.
Meat Loaf
To answer your question concerning "temporary retirement" I must ask you, a seasoned veteran of five (5) year ISG postings, "why do you post?"
Myself, I'm addicted to keys and sharing what most are affraid of- Risk, Independance, Transparancy, and the laws of Nature (ie. Alpha Male.) Again, to really answer your question I must ask you, "why do you post?"
Cordialmente.
Meat LoafMethinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues
As for why I post - I'm just a show-off. :D
Methinks you may have misunderstood my enquiry. I wasn't asking why you post your interesting tales, I was asking what caused the mysterious announced break with the cryptic clues
As for why I post - I'm just a show-off. :D
Playto. verb, masculine. To initiate talking bullsh*t; starting nonsense conversations for the express purpose of creating confusion, uncertainty, intimidation.
In Nicaragua, most of the threats you encounter will be 100% playto. The possiblity of playto developing into actions of consequence is real, but normally removing yourself or the person from your sphere mutes such banter.
Playto is what caused the temporary retirement.
Hopefully, playto is all the transpired and not declaration(s) of future intent.
Chinchuliar
06-07-09, 17:14
Playto. verb, masculine. Priceless.
So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?
Priceless.
So, are we to conclude that a Nica threatened you? For posting on ISG or for posting self-glorifying fantasies on ISG?
What country has more "Gringo Envy" and is the most reliant upon the USA for survival?
Think deeply!
Summarize your countries and ponder which country has the most "Gringo Envy?"
I will not answer this question for you: I submit this question for all to submit suggestions and justifications.
This question is the foundation for your expat existence. Why? 'Cause the amount of "Gringo Envy" throughout the populace will directly determine / affect your "overall enjoyment" within the host country.
I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.
Chinchuliar
06-08-09, 21:01
This question is the foundation for your expat existence. Why? 'Cause the amount of "Gringo Envy" throughout the populace will directly determine / affect your "overall enjoyment" within the host country.And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still.
I don't know you, Mr Loaf. You may well have a python in your pants. You may well be capable of seven polvos on the trot.
But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
You magnify "Gringo envy" and make yourself a target. And you have only yourself to blame.
I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.
Yes, Mexico has the most "Gringo Envy" and is the most reliant upon the USA.
Costa Rica: They have a greater stream of "sucker a*s Gringos" flocking to their country with no idea on anything. "Look at the trees, honey."
And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still.
I don't know you, Mr Loaf. You may well have a python in your pants. You may well be capable of seven polvos on the trot.
But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
You magnify "Gringo envy" and make yourself a target. And you have only yourself to blame.
"Chinchuliar," when are we going to hang out? I know you live here.
You're starting to sound like "Grand Pollo." Are you sure you are not "Grand Pollo" operating under a different name?
Lots of sacrifice must be made daily to accept / tolerate Nicaragua. It aint easy and another country would certainly be better.
I don't have no python. It's the motion in the ocean not the yacht itself.
Just because the populace wears pants in 35 / 95 degree weather does not mean I need to be foolish too. More so, just because the populace wears long sleeve shirts and blue jean jackets in 35 / 95 degree weather does not mean I need to be foolish too.
I paid the costs to be the boss!
Furthermore, the populace should / could take a pair of scissors and make shorts or pants that are not too long from the "paca" (ie. used / second-hand clothing) they purchase.
Are we talking about "lemings" or independant thinking persons? If local, lemings: If a "Gringo," independant thinking persons. Why? 'Cause aint nobody from North America going to visit the "foolish" Gringo living in Latin America, or worse- Nicaragua. Any Gringo that lives in Nicaragua apart from "Holly Rollers" and IRS 501C non-profits is an independant person.
Loud? Disrespectful? I've educated ISG more than any other person I know of throughout many countries. I consider the information / education delivered to be one of respect for it details and reveals the society beyond a shallow C$150 polvo. In fact, this "disrespect" has increased the Nicaraguan GDP due to my in-depth details: ISG readers have boarded airplane since year 2007 to witness / live / experience what "Meat Loaf" posted. Has anyone boarded a plane based upon your postings?
Loud? I'm a salesman and salesman advertise.
"Gringo Envy:" Those that don't do; those that watch; and those that aren't capable must accept what their actions produce. I aint got time for "haters" nor "Gringo Envy." I'm shining 'cause I produce while others tarnish from lack of use! Don't let "haters" determine the rewards for your efforts.
Let's get American and start posting about boats, airplanes, exclusive estates, golf courses, sastraria (ie. tailored) clothing, etcetera. If success is wrong, I don't want to be right!
Fact: I'm tired of living "poor" simply based upon other's (ie. the poor populace) preceived "theft aspirations." This will be year ten (10) of my Latin America existence and fifth (5th) country. This is why nobody comes to Latin America, sacrifice!
When I think of financial excess I think of Santa Fe, Mexico City, Mexico: How many helicopters do you own? How do you commute to work? When was the last time you drove a Lotus Esprit from the dealership located in los Bosques, D.F., or a Ferrari in Marbella, Panama.
Gringo options: (1) Live basic for no reason except assimilation to the poor. (2) Live "Americanized" as rewards for your labour or basic survival. You will never be "as poor" as the populace so stop playing poor. Even when playing poor, you spend 12-tmies the populace per annum as subsistance.
And for them "haters" around the world: If they would focus upon their "fruits of labor" and not the next person they will / would be in a better place in life.
I like you "Chinchuliar" so what day do you want to meet?
Generous Gent
06-09-09, 13:30
Gringo and living a simple life just north of all y'all. What is considered "conventional" expat life? Grasping the local culture and becoming a part of it is what it's all about, no?
And regarding trousers and shoes....Unless you hail from Alaska, a little on the hot and sticky side to wear anything but shorts and polos at best. It's been 3/4 ducha's la dia aqui, and that is enough for me. Night being the exception, although if it's not an actual date with a non pro, or a night at a real nightclub, why bother? Chill a little, go to the local pulperia, and choke down a cerveza and relax.......
[QUOTE=Chinchuliar]And if you're not a gringo, and don't live a conventional expat life, your "overall enjoyment" is likely to be greater still. (--snip--) But you are loud and disrespectful. You wear shorts and sandals when even the poorest Nica wears trousers and shoes.
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I have plenty of spare sleeping space as I attempt to place three (3) chavalas in my home. For my third week of Granada residency, I employeed a 24-year old, slender morena, mother of one.
We met on a Friday and she maintained enjoyable conversation. A few weeks later I offered her employment. Of course, the usual "negotiations" we held concerning financial compensation. How much do you want to make? How much are you paying?
On a Monday she started. By Wednesday I knew she was toast.
Her lack of conversation. Her lack of social interraction. Her lack of personality led to her demise (ie. lack of employment.)
In Nicaragua, you will spend more time searching for mediocrity than actually producing results. A tremendous amount of patience is required. Hence, you're active in remedial studies.
For some reason these Chicas Nicas cannot tell the truth! Attempting to not appear "unsuccessful" they lie. They "fib" about being married, having a boyfriend, attending school, and previous activities of North American existence (ie. self-suffiency.) The start out with lies which is why you must investigate them deeply.
The application to associate with Meat Loaf is ten (10) pages and includes questions about your grandparents, parents, and baby's daddy. You must know / learn everything about them 'cause they will learn everything about you. Why? They want you to pull caballo via "hook or crook." Why? All Latin American societies have "Gringo Envy" to a certain degree and find pride in make the Gringo pull caballo. Therefore, it becomes the country of residence versus the lone-Gringo.
In Nicaragua, from day 1, they attempt to strategize how on how you will pull caballo while they relax! You must prevent and manage this risk before you ever board the plane. Suggestions: Meat Loaf posts!
I fired the girl and escorted her to the bus stop! It is always a sad event firing someone that wants to work, but simply can't perform the responsibilities required of them. Maybe Obama has a paycheck for her too!
everyday the sun rises at 0530 and sets at 1730. everyday!
everyday the weather is 35 / 95 degrees. everyday!
1. arise from bed / hammock / cot at 0530.
2. get dressed.
3. go to la venta at purchase food (bread, leche, huevos) at 0600.
4. sweep the porch until 0630.
5. walk the kids of the house to school for 0700.
6. return to the home shared with other non-aspiring adults and "trapped" children.
7. watch las noticias en canal 10, canal 8, and other programs from their non-cable provided television.
8. sit around talking with family members of the house. the same people you've seen everyday of your life(ves.)
9. clean the house with the mop and azetin. make the beds. wipe dust from the windows.
10. the time is now 1100 hours. go to the venta to purchase food for lunch at 1200.
11. cook food. listen to music (aventura, vicente fernandez, reggaeton de hoy por la radio, 80s usa pop music.) watch canal 2 o canal 10.
12. either wait for the nino to return home from school or go meet the nino at school. if the other ninos attend school in the afternoon, they may be walked to school.
(two track system: 0700 - 1200 hours; and 1200 - 1700 hours. 4 days per week (they call that school.) sometimes, for high school, you can attend on saturdays only. of course, everyone wants to send their nino to private school that compares to detroit's public school system of 60% drop out rate. the alternative is government provided schooling, finally. it didn't exist before the sandanistan government. literacy shot up and is relatively high compared to dictatorship rule.)
13. sit around some more after lunch (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: vale us $1.50 per plate, retail.)
14. watch telenovelas while sitting around. the time is now 1400 hours.
15. sit around some more, maybe outside the house with neighbors.
16. go to the venta to purchase dinner (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: vale us $1.50 per plate, retail.)
17. watch or listen to the telenovelas (decisiones, sexto sentido, laura leon.)
18. wait for the nino to get home at 1700 hours.
19. watch las noticias en canal 8 o canal 10. the time is now 1700 - 1800 hours.
20. sit around some more. maybe on the block or at a neighbors house. the neighbor is doing the exact same thing- nothing!
21. getting tired, they retire for the evening at 2100 hours.
appendix:
the nino's schedule of school may be substituted for work. at what age? as young as required for survival: food, clothing, shelter, and health.
those (the mules / caballos) with jobs should, do, and are at work all the time, 6 day work week is law.
typical nicaraguan day, for them
one of your biggest challenges, the greatest callange, will be how you manage your hours within a day. nicaragua is day by day living! for everyone, including you the foreigner, enjoys the same 24-hours. how do you want to spend your 24-hours per day?
for some foreigners the only answer is loafing. for others is mongering. and still for otros extrajeros (ie. foreigners) they enjoy...
you may complete the above sentence for every person desires to spend their twenty-four hours per day differently. it's a personal thing; a societal thing; and a survival decision on how you spend those precious hours. to get stupid lets break it down to minutes and seconds.
consumption appetites require more energy and that energy is money! consequently, those within the conusmption world must keep fueling or energizing their hunger. same for those in nicaragua that earn us $100 per month!
those that live modest, yet comfortable, can still choose their appetite leve and how to spend those twenty-fours hours per day.
this requires time management! are you good at time management! have you ever managed your time independant of other's mandates? and those mandates include managing employees or life assistants.
your english-speaking peers will be "holly rollers" which represent approximately 80% of the nicaraguan gringo community, deportaron, nicaraguan-americans, native-born nicaraguans, expats, tourists / viajeros (ie. travelers.) those pockets of society is where you will find the above. the remaining 97% of society will be speaking spanish!
how will you manage your "typical nicaraguan day?"
this is yet another test as to the type of character required to survive nicaragua.
I would say Mexico followed by Costa Rica.
I'd put Mexico first too. Some of them not only envy us, they hate us too. Mexicans will tell you it's because we're loud, arrogant, and treat their paisanos in the USA like dirt. And of course there's something in our DNA that makes us cold blooded killers, with Iraq and the death penalty being manifestations of that.
But real, main reason -- Mexicans are exposed to the U.S. much more than any other prosperous foreign country, and they're jealous. They feel the same way the Turks feel about Germany, the Indonesians about Australia, and the Koreans about Japan.
Nica Bound
06-12-09, 03:22
Where are the guide book updates ?
I'd put Mexico first too. Some of them not only envy us, they hate us too. Mexicans will tell you it's because we're loud, arrogant, and treat their paisanos in the USA like dirt. And of course there's something in our DNA that makes us cold blooded killers, with Iraq and the death penalty being manifestations of that.
But real, main reason -- Mexicans are exposed to the U.S. much more than any other prosperous foreign country, and they're jealous. They feel the same way the Turks feel about Germany, the Indonesians about Australia, and the Koreans about Japan.
Beating Mexico in the Mexican-American War of the 1850s; stealing their land from Texas to California up to Washington State; and making California the #5 GDP in the world, and Texas the #12 GDP in the world gives them their foundation for "Gringo Envy."
We created the world's strongest economies within 150 years.
Mexico continues to oppress their citizenry. If you do not have white-skin; the proper family lineage; and the correct social network you have 0% chance at mobility. It's similar to the USA with Blacks prior to 1965 with one exception, acknowledement (mispelled.) Mexicans claim that they are not racist.
In Mexico if you are dark or look indigeous it's over for you: They are the "somos pobres." Remember for prior Meat Loaf posts that Mexico GDP is tied with Texas and Canada, US $1 Trillion or the USA Budget Deficit for year 2009.
Additionally, any person looking for a job after the age of 35 is unemployable.
With 100 million Mexicans and 50% being under the age of 18 only means they will invade the USA for several decades to come.
10% of Mexicans in Mexico have a "family" member working in the USA at any given time.
They, Mexicans, get to work and earn an income in the USA; remit the funds to Mexico; and have 0% risk as long as they do not commit drug or gun crimes that are grounds for deportation. They have a good deal. Their deal is better than the USA-citizen!
Mexico is significant business partner of mine and I actually live in Mexico as my North American headquarters versus living in the USA. And their deportaron are way worse than the deportees here in Nicaragua.
Robert,
I gave you a few phone calls to no avail while you were here. Too bad we didn't socialize together, but hopefully we will on your next excursion.
Meat Loaf
XDred,
Operating in two (2) different cities 38km apart is a "field trip."
Granada is the suburbs and Managua is the inner-city. I'm a "suburbanite." Visualize the USA and it's the same in Nicaragua- "White Flight." I, Meat Loaf, moved up in the world!
We'll make it an objective to socialize upon your next trip or my pending tour of the USA & Mexico.
Keep posting and good luck on the endeavor starting soon!
Meat Loaf
Where are the guide book updates ?
Two (2) weeks ago I wrote the outline. In-depth are the topics and themes needed for justice. The outline has produced four (4) pages of topics and themes.
Tired of the computer, I have not scribed any content as of yet.
I've been busy with the new business and have made "beautiful' inroads!
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which effected the land grab following the Méxican War, did NOT include anything north of California, and the Méxican War was in the 1840s and not the 1850s. Oregon was claimed by both the US and the Brits, and not México, but that was settled before the Méxican War broke out. It's also interesting to note that the money México received in exchange for the land was less than half of what the US had offered them for the same land, before the war began.
I think what you say about being over 35 and looking for a job is pretty much true throughout Latin America and not just in México. But overall I give you a B+ in the history assignment. Next week we will review the Gadsden Purchase.
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, which effected the land grab following the Méxican War, did NOT include anything north of California, and the Méxican War was in the 1840s and not the 1850s. Oregon was claimed by both the US and the Brits, and not México, but that was settled before the Méxican War broke out. It's also interesting to note that the money México received in exchange for the land was less than half of what the US had offered them for the same land, before the war began.
I think what you say about being over 35 and looking for a job is pretty much true throughout Latin America and not just in México. But overall I give you a B+ in the history assignment. Next week we will review the Gadsden Purchase.
I knew someone would correct the semi-accurate fact I wrote from the top of my head. Of course it was / is "Dickhead," my Spanish and computer teacher to boot!
I met an Argentine girl a few weeks ago hiking through Central America. She had a nice tan and looked rather sexy. Her only fault was asking me for a menu as I sat at the bar with a liter of beer in hand. Did this cabrona think I was a waiter due to social bias?
The age of 35 is true throughout Latin America: There is a big pool of over 35 year old that have experience in various fields, but nobody wants them. In Latin America, you learn to search out quality or diamonds among the rough!
per "nica bound's" suggestion, i am transferring my desire to educated / market from isg to meat loaf intellectual property (ie. issn registration.) therefore, this needed subject will be brief.
what is a colonial house?
a colonial house is a huge concrete structure that may resemble a loft or warehouse.
colonial houses have doorways (ie. front doors) that are 14 - 25 feet high.
colonial houses have cielings that are 18 - 30 feet high.
colonical houses have at least one garden located within the house.
colonial houses have oak wood (ie. roble) located throughout.
colonial houses have sugar cane (ie. cana) under-roofs.
colonial houses have colonial lights.
colonial houses have ceramic tiled floors.
colonial houses have spanish-tiled outer-roofs.
colonial houses of quality have swimming pools.
colonial houses have open-air floor plans that utilize open roof areas.
colonial houses have doors made of wood that stand 14 - 25 feet high.
colonial houses are 2,000 - 15,000 sq. feet in construction.
colonial houses of quality have a cochera (ie. carport.)
colonial house lots cost us $60,000 to purchase. ready to move-in colonial houses cost us $150,000 and higher.
granada is the first and the oldest colonial city of the american hemisphere.
granada is similar to any usa inner-city that has been abandoned. examples are newark, new jersey; gary, indiana; flint, michigan; etcetera. visualize old industrial cities of the usa. visualize the next neighborhood in your area to experience regentrification.
regentrification? this is when white property owners move out of the neighborhood for the suburbs, but own the property. lower income residents of minority ethnicities move-in as renters. these residents typically turn the neighborhood into a "ghettoe" over the next 20 - 30 years as they pay the mortgage off for the "white flight" owners. driving down property values the neighborhood becomes a bargain and younger "yuppies" or "buppies" (ie. black urban working professionals) purchase the houses on new mortgages. the "white flight" original owners sell to the "yuppies" and enjoy their retirement with cash-in-hand. the younger generation gets the police and law enforcement on their side and the police start to regulate the ghettoe residents as to protect the new home owner moving-in. the "yuppies" displace the low income residents to the suburbs expanding the metropolitan area. the ghettoe becomes the new "chic" neighborhood of the community.
this is regentrification and happens in various neighborhoods every 20 - 30 years!
granada resembles the above model, but the locals never leave for the suburbs and will remain your neighbors.
burnt out building; torn down properties; delapidated housing is granada with luxury units rep001tered throughout the city!
who will be your neighbors for the above cash expenditure? the poverish!
who will be your associates for conversation? the poverish; foreigners; and voip-based telephone communications.
how is meat loaf living in granada? b.i.g.!
Nica Bound
06-13-09, 18:38
Is Meat Loaf now living in a Granada colonial house with a swimming pool ?!
Oh, how the Mighty have fallen !
Shit Holmes I have never seen a black waiter in Argentina but Argentineans are certainly racist as all hell. There are very few blacks in Argentina for two reasons: Only in the extreme north do they grow cotton or sugar cane, so slavery never really got as established here as elsewhere in Latin America, and a disproportionate number of blacks died in the yellow fever epidemic of 1871. Probably that was due to not having been on the continent as long and having less immunity.
Shit Holmes I have never seen a black waiter in Argentina but Argentineans are certainly racist as all hell. There are very few blacks in Argentina for two reasons: Only in the extreme north do they grow cotton or sugar cane, so slavery never really got as established here as elsewhere in Latin America, and a disproportionate number of blacks died in the yellow fever epidemic of 1871. Probably that was due to not having been on the continent as long and having less immunity.
Your first two words had me laughing throughout the end.
All of those WWII Nazis that resettled in Argentina brought their concepts too.
I know there are lots of poor white girls up north in Sante Fe that need a few a pesos and interracial fantasies. I will be too much for them with the three (3) languages and cultural diversity.
A few years ago I tried one of those internet social networks and all of my fans were from Argentina. Second was Mexico. Those white girls in Argentina want some Loaf real bad from ages 18 - 60!
Great Humor "Dickhead."
is meat loaf now living in a granada colonial house with a swimming pool ?!
oh, how the mighty have fallen !
when i invite any chavala into my home, including "holly rollers," the panties fall!
sabes, i went to mga today and it is a different world compared to "gringo granada."
honestly, granada is the place to live amongst your peers and "slum" in managua! rent oneself a house for us $200 per month in mga and live in your granada mansion for us $1,500 per month, if you want a good nicaraguan existance.
You will need an automobile once you leave the friendly confines of Managua where public transportation is abundant! You also need a vehicle to manuever effectively with "'yo hoes."
Desiring to be a "Good Gringo" and support Goverment Motors (ie. GM) through these tough times, I went to the dealership.
As a "Good Gringo," I like extravegance including transportation. And the largest vehicle that I like is the Chevy Suburban with captain's chairs, 15-inch woofers, spinner rims, wood grain dashboard, leather seats, gullwing doors, and candy paint.
Grupo Q is an auto dealership that sells Porsche and Chevy products with franchises located in every Central American country. Last year they generated US $10 million is sales revenues which is respectable production in Nicaragua.
So, I went to the dealership with my Blanc Pen in hand ready to sign on the dotted line. The 100% female sales staff approached this obvious looking Gringo to aide my interests. I disclosed to her that I wanted a Chevy Suburban, but didn't see any on the dealership lot. She informed me that they must be ordered from El Salvador and take three (3) months for delivery.
2009 Chevy Suburban costs US $70,000 in Nicaragua!
20% down payment; 15% - 20% interest rate; monthly payment approaching US $1,000 per month; full coverage insurance US $300 per month; gasoline is US $4 per gallon vs. USA price of US $2.70 per gallon.
2009 Porsche Deportivo costs US $140,000 in Nicaragua!
Let's not even talk about the difficulty and time required to obtain parts for repair of the above vehicle. And that only the dealership knows this car: "Alley Mechanics" don't know anything about Chevy or Porsche products nor are repuestos (ie. parts) available. If the cars above breakdown outside of Managua you are S.O.L. (ie. Sh*t Out of Luck.)
Who in the USA has a car that costs US $70,000?
The only people that have a Chevy Suburban in Nicaragua is the USA Embassy!
How much is a Chevy Suburban in the USA? US $30,000 - US $40,000
Now do you understand how expensive Nicaragua is and that only successful Gringos can live here?
I'm giving you guys too much information and now I'm going to f*ck you up with game!
US $70,000 for a Chevy Suburban at 15% - 20% is too much money for a bullsh*t product from a bullsh*t company- Government Motors (ie. GM.) I'm from the USA and know how much Chevy products breakdown. Nonetheless, I like the car.
How to acquire a Chevy Suburban for cheap?
In Nicaragua, only cars younger than ten (10) years are allowed for import.
In Nicaragua, the import tax on vehicles is almost 100% of the MSRP. Hence, expect to pay double the price for cars! The government has to earn income somehow especially since sales tax (ie. IVA) isn't collected nor do citizens pay taxes.
This is what you do:
1. You can purchase the car body in the USA or Mexican junkyard.
2. Import a few Mexican mechanics to build the car within Nicaragua. Employment term of less than three (3) months. It's a vacation for them so it's not hard to being them here. Cost of labor US $500 - US $700 per month per chavo. Or you can hire Nicaraguan mechanics for US $150 per month per chavalo.
3. You can build the frame in Nicaragua with a welder or import the frame from the Mexican or USA junkyard.
4. Build the car within Nicaragua from available parts. Engine, electronics, seats, etcetera. You need parts that are readily available and that "Alley Mechanics" know and understand. 100% CUSTOM.
5. Get license plates and have a few cordobas for the nino of the DMV (ie. department of motor vehicles.)
Drive B.I.G. for under US $15,000 - US $20,000
Let's not even talk about kit / replica cars!
Spend time with your Mexican neighbors in the USA and you too will learn how to get over on vehicles.
P.S. Meat Loaf knows close to nothing about mechanics, but knows how to get sh*t done!
Johnny Cash wrote a song about building a car that way. Good luck with that.
i've detailed in-depthly why other countries are better for re-settlement than nicaragua! i've detailed who your peers are in nicaragua. i've detailed extensively the mentality that you must assume for survival. is it worth it? truthfully, no!
as i consider making this purchase of us $70,000 for a vehicle, i reflect.
the last time i made a serious vehicle purchase was for my 21st-birthday at which time i assumed a lotus esprit s4 for under us $80,000.
yeah, that's correct!
us $70,000 for a chevy suburban in a bullsh*t country? who's the sucker?
i can live in polanco or condesa, mexico city, for the same rent! i can purchase a lotus from the dealership in santa fe, mexico city, mexico, for us $35,000 usado! i can associate with bilingual mexicans who work professionally. i can bang "gutter b*tches" throughout mexico for the same price per polvo. i can socialize at estadio azteca, watching my favorite soccer team club america, in my personal skybox for us $150 per game. i can recruit three live-ins from the 50 million female populace. it's not even about the money, it's about the ambiance!
is nicaragua worth the effort, investment with 0% rates of return, and lack of peers? no! is nicaragua worth us $1,000 cost of living per month? yes!
is nicaragua worth us $ 3,000 and higher cost of living per month? no!
is nicaragua worth us $ 60,000 cost of living per annum? no!
moment of truth: spend b.i.g. and socialize with "loosers" or spend b.i.g. and socialize with your peer group (ie. professionals) is the question all foreigners must answer when considering nicaragua.
the second question is: who wants latin america more, you or them? and if you want it more than those "loosers" how dirty and deep are you gong to get to ensure your survival? and we're not even talking about making money domestically: we're talking about spending money for survival. survive in nicaragua; work / earn overseas!
nicaragua aint no joke like costa rica, panama, mexico, colombia, republica dominica. why? no gringo network: it's too much work and decades of development for nicaragua to even become a viable location for gringos and the gringo-mentality.
come visit & bring cash: be preapred to play / operate at the highest level of society (ie. politics, commerce, language, education, etcetera.) as to ensure your survival.
"Dickhead," this weekend I placed my first order for a 100% tailored wardrobe with my name written on the tags! Turnaround time of 1-week.
Before moving here three years ago with this plan of tailored clothing, I assumed that everybody would sew due to their lack of money. I was wrong!
In Mexico every grandmother sews clothing. In Guatemala the natives sew clothing. In Nicaragua, they purchase used USA clothing (ie. paca) (US $25,000 is the entry price to become a merchant of used clothing in Nicaragua.)
The clothing stores are weak! Individuality is not available through fashion (ie. moda.) Long pants and long-sleeve shirts are the norm and limmings.
I order several shirts and even boxer brief underwear with my name written on the elastic. My real name, not Meat Loaf. I'm looking forward to presenting my package to girls and watching their reaction as they read my "Johnson."
The cost of material (Ie. tela) for each shirt, pants, and shorts is US $10. The cost of labor is US $10 for each as well. Cotton and linen is what I wear.
In Nicaragua, 100% independance is required for SURVIVAL.
The very first favorita I had in Buenos Aires was a sastre, actually a professional pattern maker. She made me some nice stuff. She's dead now. But I dress down here so as not to appear wealthy (which I'm not). For the same reason I live in very basic apartments. Recently my favorita asked me what my salary was and I gave her the correct number but neglected to mention it was dollars (3.75 exchange rate). It's much better that way. I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.
I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.I believe that is SOP in Latin America and especially around Latinas except I make it a point to act broke all the time.
Jackson is "tripping."
Nicaragua with all these new threads? Is it worth it or similar to Costa Ric? No! Don't get too excited 'cause you'll be disappointed and maybe victimized.
Would it be too "cocky" if I were to take the credit for generating such an interest in Nicaragua? The value of good English-writing skills!
I guess I'll follow "Nica Bounds" advice more seriously and start writing that book / guide.
It doesn't matter how much you pay 'cause you're still surrounded and living amongst the poverish.
The electricity has been going out for the past several days spanning several hours.
The water was shut off for 24-hours.
The cable service lapsed on SUnday and Monday for 3-hours per day. Obviously, internet was non-operative.
Nicaragua is 100% independant and one must have a generator and water tank as personal residential infrastructure.
I believe that is SOP in Latin America and especially around Latinas except I make it a point to act broke all the time.
Everyone knows that you're not broke based upon (1) skin color, (2) age, (3) dialect of Spanish, and (4)the age of your wife / girlfriend.
You, the Gringo, will always have more than the local and three or more drunk locals upset about this fact will not be fooled by the "act."
Sacrificing "Gringo" success (ie. consumerism) just to live amongst the poor and with a whole bunch of bullsh*t is too much sacrifice for the Gringo. They'll get turned into carne molida.
Professor 1
06-16-09, 14:28
The very first favorita I had in Buenos Aires was a sastre, actually a professional pattern maker. She made me some nice stuff. She's dead now. But I dress down here so as not to appear wealthy (which I'm not). For the same reason I live in very basic apartments. Recently my favorita asked me what my salary was and I gave her the correct number but neglected to mention it was dollars (3.75 exchange rate). It's much better that way. I also make a point of acting broke at the end of each month.
Hell, I do that here in the U.S. You know, "I am a poor college 'teacher,' and you know that we do not make much," is what I tell all. While my family and friends roll their eyes, the poor girls just nod in agreement. I used this in Mexico, when a worker quoted high. I said I was a poor college "teacher." She kept moving. Another, however, presented herself and it was a great GFE. I never liked flashy, as it provokes inquiry.
Thank you MeatLoaf for all the interesting posts you've provided on here. Since living in Miami,FL I do come across quite a bit of Nica's but they are somewhat Americanized and they expect a lot right off the start in any relationship you have with them. I think a trip to your area would be a nice change to see how a real Nica is in her own setting.
Still enjoy your posts even though I am still slightly confused as to whether or not the posts or real or made-up. Either way, I'll continue to read and enjoy!
B from MIA
Ayyy mi amor querría salir con vos esta noche pero como vos sabés hoy es el 27 y no me pagan hasta el 31. Ahora estoy seco. No tengo ni siquiera un mango para gastar en este momento. Lo siento muuuucho, muñequita.
This works well, especially since most people here get paid on the 29th so by staying home on the 29th and 30th I also avoid crowds of drunk assholes. I just wish the ATMs here didn't automatically print your balance on the receipt. There is one bank chain, in fact, that shows your fucking balance on the screen so I have to avoid that if I am with a chica.
Prof is right; I'm a teacher too so that makes it easier. Teachers in Latin America really, really, really don't get paid for shit, as opposed to in the US where there are only two "really"s involved. Of course, although I don't get paid shit at my job, I don't do shit either so I guess it's fair.
Ayyy mi amor querría salir con vos esta noche pero como vos sabés hoy es el 27 y no me pagan hasta el 31. Ahora estoy seco. No tengo ni siquiera un mango para gastar en este momento. Lo siento muuuucho, muñequita.
This works well, especially since most people here get paid on the 29th so by staying home on the 29th and 30th I also avoid crowds of drunk assholes. I just wish the ATMs here didn't automatically print your balance on the receipt. There is one bank chain, in fact, that shows your fucking balance on the screen so I have to avoid that if I am with a chica.
Prof is right; I'm a teacher too so that makes it easier. Teachers in Latin America really, really, really don't get paid for shit, as opposed to in the US where there are only two "really"s involved. Of course, although I don't get paid shit at my job, I don't do shit either so I guess it's fair.
I too stay inside on the 1st, 2nd, 15th, and 16th of each month, unless the payday is on a Tuesday or Wednesday!
I'm rude and tell them no when anybody asks me for money! I tell them "tough sh*t!" You have a network and I only have an ATM card.
I don't care who the person is or their excuse.
Children panhandlers receive my business card to give to their mothers for C$150.
Cristina took over your pension system too!
Hell, I do that here in the U.S. You know, "I am a poor college 'teacher,' and you know that we do not make much," is what I tell all. While my family and friends roll their eyes, the poor girls just nod in agreement. I used this in Mexico, when a worker quoted high. I said I was a poor college "teacher." She kept moving. Another, however, presented herself and it was a great GFE. I never liked flashy, as it provokes inquiry.
I'm glad to see that so many of the "intellegencia" read Meat Loaf posts!
They sorta halfway unwound the pension takeover and now the workers can choose between the two systems, private and public. But only some workers, and only under some circumstances. That shit don't affect me at all. I don't even have a work permit, or a bank account, or ANY fuckin' thing like that down here. Lots of gringos down here jump through lots of hoops to get residency here and one of the main reasons is so they can get a bank account. Hello? Why in the fuck would you want to put any money in an Argentine bank? Does the word "corralito" mean anything to you? Have you lost your mind? Have you been eating fucking glue? And bank fees are high here. Like I'm gonna pay a monthly fee and a per-transaction fee and and and. Tal tal tal. Po po po as the Peruvians say. Argentina has no idea who I am or where I am. They know I am in their country and that is it. Every time I re-enter I have to file out a form stating my local address. Guess what? I lie. My employers think I am still in Guadalajara. I'm the invisible man!
Professor 1
06-16-09, 22:48
I'm glad to see that so many of the "intellegencia" read Meat Loaf posts!
Sí, Sí, Don Meat Loaf. Los profesores tienen aprender también.
They sorta halfway unwound the pension takeover and now the workers can choose between the two systems, private and public. But only some workers, and only under some circumstances. That shit don't affect me at all. I don't even have a work permit, or a bank account, or ANY fuckin' thing like that down here. Lots of gringos down here jump through lots of hoops to get residency here and one of the main reasons is so they can get a bank account. Hello? Why in the fuck would you want to put any money in an Argentine bank? Does the word "corralito" mean anything to you? Have you lost your mind? Have you been eating fucking glue? And bank fees are high here. Like I'm gonna pay a monthly fee and a per-transaction fee and and and. Tal tal tal. Po po po as the Peruvians say. Argentina has no idea who I am or where I am. They know I am in their country and that is it. Every time I re-enter I have to file out a form stating my local address. Guess what? I lie. My employers think I am still in Guadalajara. I'm the invisible man!
I hear that "train of thought" from many that reside outside of the USA.
They fear going back to North America due to the threat of "warrants."
You've assumed the role of the "mojados" (ie. illegal aliens; derrogatory) in the USA. And when sh*t goes wrong (ie. Mr. Charlie; the Police) contact them it's a coin toss as to their freedom and civility.
You're outrageous with the present possessive (ie. tener que.) We all make mistakes Dr. "Dickhead."
"tener que" is not the present possessive. it's not any kind of possessive. where did you get that from? tener means "to have" (as i am sure you know) and tener que means "to have to [do something]." he could also just have used "necesitan." i was just trying to help educate a fellow professor. as he said, even we professors must learn! he probably has a phd but i don't which makes me sort of a "mojado" (wetback) in the professorate anyway.
i don't have any warrants or anything like that. it's just nice not to have big brother, and to be off the grid. in some countries (germany, for example) when you move, you have to go to the local police station and register. fuck a whole bunch of that shit. as far as i know there is no such law like that here, although i am sure there is a law about lying on an immigration form. but what i do is put the correct street number but a similarly named street, like juncal instead of junín. hey, i got confused.
but if you think about the reasons why police would "contact" you in the us, they don't really apply here. obviously traffic stops. i don't drive here so i have that covered. stupid shit like jaywalking or having an open beer on the street. having an open beer on the street is not illegal. jaywalking is a national sport. being punk in drublic. i don't know if that is illegal here or not but you can pass out on the sidewalk and no one bothers you. pissing in public. i mean if you pissed on the window of a restaurant while people were eating dinner (i accidentally did this in my youth) you might have a problem but if you are pissing in an alley (there really aren't any alleys around here) or behind a bush in a park, the cops don't care. they do that.
and of course prostitution. where i lived in the us, they were taking johns' cars. and i don't mean just impounding them; i am talking about confirep001ion. plus "john tv." jesus christ. give me a fucking break. ruin some guy's life over a blow job. don't gotta worry about that here. although, i did have one friend who got shaken down by a cop when he was leaving a privado. it cost him around ten bucks in "coima." pot's not legal here, and i probably wouldn't smoke it walking down the street, but possession of up to two grams is not grounds for arrest. i guess maybe they could give you a ticket. but people do smoke pot in doorways and in parks and i've never heard of anything happening.
the thing about argentinean cops is they are pretty lazy. i am not too concerned. have you had much contact with the cops in nicaragua? how long have you been living there, anyway?
It does not matter how much money you spend on your residence; nor does it matter that you pay your bills on time; nor is it important for what purposes you utilize the above public utilities because you are a product of the environment.
The above services will "go dark" and you will experience a loss of service. Never is justification, discounts, or customer enquiries honored.
You too will become a member of the populace.
In Nicaragua, you can only be "so serious" about your lifestyle, occupation, and creature comforts because you are 100% dependant upon the infrastructure and populace.
I write this post as I have just experience two (2) hours of outages after experiencing three (3) hours of outages on Monday.
A fellow-North America experienced Internet failure for 1-week due to a rain storm!
Can you afford to live here even with overseas employment?
But if the utility services go down for a few days, they refund your money for that period of time. Right? Right? Ha Ha Ha Ja Ja Ja.
Che Señor what is the Spanish word for refund? Viste boludo there ain't one. You broke it you bought it. You wreck it you stole it.
Here in Buenos Aires we have electricity, water, and so forth and it's pretty reliable. In five + years never an outage of more than a few hours. But I look at my underwear and it does not say Dickhead on the label. So fuck me.
But if the utility services go down for a few days, they refund your money for that period of time. Right? Right? Ha Ha Ha Ja Ja Ja.
Che Señor what is the Spanish word for refund? Viste boludo there ain't one. You broke it you bought it. You wreck it you stole it.
Here in Buenos Aires we have electricity, water, and so forth and it's pretty reliable. In five + years never an outage of more than a few hours. But I look at my underwear and it does not say Dickhead on the label. So fuck me.
In Mexico City, the use rollilng blackouts for ten minutes so the Director of the electric company can siphon some Mexican Pesos.
If you purchase it, you own it regardless: This was my experience at Radio Shack three weeks ago.
I just looked up refund in the Webste's Spanish dictionary and they told me that there is no translation.
These people are so money hungry, via hook or crook, that when they get a peso it's a sign of "getting over" on the person that furnished the peso.
You should make some Dickhead underwear with a head, mouth open, on your crotch. I'm going to have a picture of Meat Loaf on mine.
More Spanish translations:
Security deposit = signing bonus
Engagement ring = signing bonus
Personal loan from friend = signing bonus
My grandmother is sick = I think you are an idiot
My cousin had a motorcycle accident = I think you are an idiot
My brother needs to buy school uniforms = I think you are an idiot
I need money for school = I will fuck you for money
I am studying English = I will fuck you for money
It is very difficult to find work here in (Latin country) = I will fuck you for money
Pero che vos sos rrre vaga y si querés zafar así 'tonces andate mierda hacia la puta que te parió ¿'tendés?
It is a complex socio-economic mosaic in Latin America!
Another use for Meatloaf and Dickheads underwear. Meatloaf, here is another fashion statement you can sell to the Nicaragua public. ;)
You guys catch-on too quick!
Pero che vos sos rrre vaga y si querés zafar así 'tonces andate mierda hacia la puta que te parió ¿'tendés?
But she's a bum (ie. vagobunda) and you want to f*ck then bring the shit until the puta (ie. female) can't take anymore / or you ejaculate (ie. terminar; cum.)
I thought you worked in the classroom and not on the street, "Dickhead."
Chinchuliar
06-17-09, 20:47
Dickhead,
Perhaps you might help Meat Loaf ghost-write his memoirs.
Dickhead,
Perhaps you might help Meat Loaf ghost-write his memoirs.
I'm going to start posting less and less information / commentary as I need to begin writing other materials. ISG is fun and pressure-free unlike the majority of writings I create.
I've brought you guys this far and now you must walk on your own.
I invited you out last week, "Chinchuliar," and you have yet to respond. I will be doing more car shopping this Saturday in Managua if you want to say hello.
I leave "community p*ssy" to SAPs (ie. Sorry A*s People) who take pride and enjoyment in purchasing "retail" p*ssy. They don't know where the girl has been nor do they know where the guys were that entered her body.
1. On your first encounter, ask the girl when her period (ie. menstral cycle) is coming. She'll be offended, but explain to her that you and her will be f*cking and you don't want her pregnant with yet another bastard child. You're a gentleman and will provide her with the birth control shot which is administered at her last drop of period blood.
They like this 'cause it shows that you are responsible and will not "hit-and-run" as did her baby(ies) father(s.)
2. When you witness her ultima gota (ie. last drop,) inject her with the 1-month birth control shot. This protects you from exploitation; provides you with confidence; and protects her from digging herself into a bigger hole of failure (ie. bastard offspring; single-motherhood.)
They like this 'cause it gives them free license to wh*re around town without risk!
3. Take the broad to the Gynecologist to check the p*ssy out! You don't know where she's been and who she's f*cking. Get the AIDS test taken too.
Total Expense fore stpes 1 - 3: US $12. And piece of mind!
SUMMARY: As you wait for the last drop of period blood to come which may be 1-month, place her on a steady diet of d*ck sucking.
* Of course, condoms should be worn at all times, but the birth control shot is added security similar to seat belts within a car that is insured. *
B!tch you're a bum and if all you want to do is slide by then go fuck yourself, along with (in the direction of) your wh@re of a mother. "Zafar" I am not sure it is a real word but here it means "to get by, to slide by, to do just enough." Since English is the only language that ascribes sexual activity to inantimate objects (that fucking chair, for example), Spanish has no real equivalent. Where an English speaker would tell someone to go fuck theirself, a Spanish speaker tells them to go shit theirself.
B!tch you're a bum and if all you want to do is slide by then go fuck yourself, along with (in the direction of) your wh@re of a mother. "Zafar" I am not sure it is a real word but here it means "to get by, to slide by, to do just enough." Since English is the only language that ascribes sexual activity to inantimate objects (that fucking chair, for example), Spanish has no real equivalent. Where an English speaker would tell someone to go fuck theirself, a Spanish speaker tells them to go shit theirself.
Chinga Su Madre (ie. f*ck yo' momma) seems a lot easier to say, "Dickhead!"
Again, as always, I will be 100% honest.
Nicaragua will disapoint you in the area of females! Why? It's Nicaragua and everything is low-quality (ie. champu / shampoo).
1. Any and every girl you meet in the brothel (ie. community p*ssy) will be almost 100% mentirosa (ie. liers.)
Suggestion: Don't believe too much of what she says. Don't mantener (ie. financially support) her with Western Union. "Don't believe the hype!"
2. Almost all the females have a very limited conversation base! Why? The highest level of education is usually middle school and they drop-out of school around age 15 or younger. Why? It's the culture. They spend almost 100% of their time within the home talking to their family members who have a similar or lower education level and converse amongst the same family members. They've never thought, worried, or considered anything beyond today.
Topics of Conversation: (a) Her children; (b) your children, occupation, residency, vehicle, entertainment budget; (c) her need to feed the nino; (d) other topics of discourse via the Nicaraguan News; and (d) of course, I cannot under-mention gossip (ie. chisme.)
3. They have 0% interest or experience in occupational or educational endeavors. They expect you to pull caballo (ie. pay for their existence and wants until death.) They have zero understaning of the "Real World." They've witnessed for their entire life all of their family members sitting around the house, but still they SURVIVE for 20 - 60 years. Why? Caballos exist.
4. For everyone that reads ISG you will need to lower your train of thought (ie. get on thier level) to communicate. You will realize that your time and conversation in Nicaragua was futile: A waste of money, time, effort, etcetera.
5. Non-pro girls will take months to develop and you must live here for that.
You must really get busy in attempting to locate these chavalas (ie. girls) by going directly to their house. This means you must get in the streets, walk the neighborhoods without fear, and be ready for the husband / boyfriend / baby's daddy / cock block to protect "his" property. Knives, machetes, guns, and rocks are the weapons of choice and it will the entire household physically attacking you versus one individual.
6. Almost everyone is 100% undependable! Result: 100% frustration, confusion, and wasted effort / time when you associated with that individual / society. You cannot place much confidence in anyone that you meet, unless they are a foreigner like yourself!
7. Almost everyone is 100% irresponsible! Result: You pull caballo! They have never had any incentive to be responsable and therefore never learned this character trait. Regardless of what they do someone else will support them!
8. You are a "stepping stone" with the expectation of riding you like a caballo for as long as possible with as minimal effort / contribution. They too will bring their friends / family members / ninos / and anyone else they elect for the "free" transportation (ie. mantener.)
9. When the beer and rum wears off you will be disappointed, lonely, and feel used! You're desechable (ie. disposable) to the society and especially the girls.
10. She will be f*cking at least two (2) other guys with less money and success than you while you pull caballo. Those two (2) guys will benefit from your caballo status 'cause you're supporting her children and household.
These "loosers" are getting the p*ssy for free 'cause they both are on the same level and can communicate.
11. You, the foreigner, are nothing more than a distraction from their "Typical Nicaraguan Day."
12. They bring an enormous amount of baggage that you will carry from "hello."
* Save yourself the trouble, headache, and pain of Nicaragua by associating in Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Republica Dominica, and North America / Europe. *
And remember, demograqphics are important in your success. I'm in the country's demographic while you probably are as far from the demographic as possible. Demographic means age, race, language, culture, mentality, etcetera. The demographic issue cannot be understated and will have a direct effect upon your ability to infiltrate the society as you "hunt for c*nt!"
Nicaragua is the #1 Latin American Ghetto: Visualize your USA Latino Barrio and Nicaragua is worse and more disfunctional.
So you Gringos want a Latin(a)?
1. If you live in the USA you have a few options: (a) Latinas that are Americanized whether bilingual (her) or not. They usually are scared of their home country and never visit. They are ashamed of their home country and refuse to speak Spanish or were never taught by their parents who are ashamed. She's pro-Latin and therefore is a "ghetto Queen" or she's "not really Latin(a) due to her occupational success and lives among white society. You may get lucky and find a Latin(a) that is proud, successful, bilingual, and visits the home country. (b) Mail order brides, but the mail order bride law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Marriage_Broker_Regulation_Act helps prevents you importing a Latina to the USA: USA-women don't want the competition. (c) Relocate to where they live in abundance (ie. USA-Mexican border; USA-cities.)
2. Relocate to Latin America: Learn the language; expect 100% financial exploitation especially if an "Old Gringo;" and expect the lowest quality of conversation and customer service ever experienced in your lifetime.
3, Take frequent vacations (ie. sex tourist) and rent "community p*ssy" to satisfy your urge for something different.
4. Be happy with what you have at home! And recognize that all of this p*ssy aint for you, but is for Meat Loaf. (I'll keep writing about it so you can keep masturbating to Meat Loaf posts. Send me a PM with your first name and on my next ejaculation I'll shout it aloud. LOL.)
We don't use "chingar" here. We use "coger" and sometimes "joder" but usually joder is fucking like in the sense of I am fucking with you, messing with your head. Chingar is unknown. But insulting people here is an art form so it's important to do it right. A simple "fuck yo momma" ain't gonna cut it.
A good insult here is "forro." Forro means cover, like a car cover, a tarp. So, since it means cover, it is also one of the many slang words for a rubber, a condom. So if you call someone "forro," not only do you say he is a jizz bag but you imply that his dad should have used a rubber, and that he should never have been born.
Another good one is "sorete" which is a dog turd. I am not sure if this is a real word but it is like lumps or chunks of something.
And, although customer service here is terrible in general, customer service from hookers is phenomenal. Argentineans are very slutty by nature, so make good hookers, but the Paraguayas are even better. A Paraguayan hooker will do anyfuckingthing. I had one who used to fuck me while her husband waited downstairs in the coffee shop, with full knowledge of the situation.
Check out this URL:
www.gozanos.com.ar
The Paraguayans are Mili, Cristal, and Gabi. Rocio was born in Paraguay but grew up in Colombia and Ecuador so she is not quite as good of a fuck.
We don't use "chingar" here. We use "coger" and sometimes "joder" but usually joder is fucking like in the sense of I am fucking with you, messing with your head. Chingar is unknown. But insulting people here is an art form so it's important to do it right. A simple "fuck yo momma" ain't gonna cut it.
A good insult here is "forro." Forro means cover, like a car cover, a tarp. So, since it means cover, it is also one of the many slang words for a rubber, a condom. So if you call someone "forro," not only do you say he is a jizz bag but you imply that his dad should have used a rubber, and that he should never have been born.
Another good one is "sorete" which is a dog turd. I am not sure if this is a real word but it is like lumps or chunks of something.
And, although customer service here is terrible in general, customer service from hookers is phenomenal. Argentineans are very slutty by nature, so make good hookers, but the Paraguayas are even better. A Paraguayan hooker will do anyfuckingthing. I had one who used to fuck me while her husband waited downstairs in the coffee shop, with full knowledge of the situation.
Check out this URL:
www.gozanos.com.ar
The Paraguayans are Mili, Cristal, and Gabi. Rocio was born in Paraguay but grew up in Colombia and Ecuador so she is not quite as good of a fuck.
Chingar is in Mexico.
Joder is Nicaragua and used like "No jodes."
Coger is Nicaragua and used for having sex.
Necio is Nicaragua and is used for a pest / a needy person.
Paraguay has bad weather- cold.
Argentina is cold too.
Maybe I'll come there in 2010 to lay some pipe.
What's up with Uruguay? I met some chelas from Uruguay one time.
Cuanto vale un polvo por Gozanos?
Paraguay cold? Shit G you must be outta yo mutha fuckin MIND. That place is hotter'n my cuñada's cama. Southern Argentina is cold. Northern Argentina is hot. Dammmm hot, like Paraguay. 50 C at times. Buenos Aires has a four-season climate similar to maybe North Carolina. It gets below freezing a few times a year, but no snow (snowed on Independence Day, 9 July, 2007 and that was the first snow since 1918. I was hung over and missed it). Right now it is 12C. I'm from a cold climate originally so the "winter" here to me ain't shit.
100 pesos an hour for all the polvos you can echar which at my age is 2, at Gozanos. $26.60 yew ess. BBBJ, CIM and most do cola but that ain't my thing. The best fuck is Laura but Cristal (fucked her yesterday) is very good also. Laura is just a horny fucking **** who will do anything you can think of. This ass wipe on the American Women forum should talk to her. Laura is a prostitute because she can make money doing what she loves best. She told me this. Of course she is 35 or so and the future may not be so kind to her. I admit I did fuck her in the ass once for a few minutes but I couldn't see the point to it.
Uruguay is a waste. Boring. Like Argentina on Quaaludes. Super tranquilo. Fuckers drink mate all day long, then they drink mate all night long. Montevideo is like Bumfuck Iowa or something. I had a gun pulled on me there in 2006 but I just scoffed at the guy.
Paraguay cold? Shit G you must be outta yo mutha fuckin MIND. That place is hotter'n my cuñada's cama. Southern Argentina is cold. Northern Argentina is hot. Dammmm hot, like Paraguay. 50 C at times. Buenos Aires has a four-season climate similar to maybe North Carolina. It gets below freezing a few times a year, but no snow (snowed on Independence Day, 9 July, 2007 and that was the first snow since 1918. I was hung over and missed it). Right now it is 12C. I'm from a cold climate originally so the "winter" here to me ain't shit.
100 pesos an hour for all the polvos you can echar which at my age is 2, at Gozanos. $26.60 yew ess. BBBJ, CIM and most do cola but that ain't my thing. The best fuck is Laura but Cristal (fucked her yesterday) is very good also. Laura is just a horny fucking **** who will do anything you can think of. This ass wipe on the American Women forum should talk to her. Laura is a prostitute because she can make money doing what she loves best. She told me this. Of course she is 35 or so and the future may not be so kind to her. I admit I did fuck her in the ass once for a few minutes but I couldn't see the point to it.
Uruguay is a waste. Boring. Like Argentina on Quaaludes. Super tranquilo. Fuckers drink mate all day long, then they drink mate all night long. Montevideo is like Bumfuck Iowa or something. I had a gun pulled on me there in 2006 but I just scoffed at the guy.
That's a good price, C$500 / US $26. And one might be able to make some money doing business in the local economy.
12C is too cold = 24 - 30F, below freezing. I can wear a fur coat in B.A. so that's good.
Maybe I will come to Argentina for some guedas 'cause these "Bible Thumpers" are taking too long to f*ck me in Granada.
2? I better get busy shooting my 7 per day.
Hasta Manana.
Dude. To convert C to F, multiply by 9/5 (1.8) and add 32. 12 C is in the low 50s. 10 C = 50 F. 12 C = 53.6. No fur coat. A T-shirt if you are me. You must be from Miami or some shit.
Dos polvos por hora. I'm still good for 3-4 a day. 7 no. Those days are behind me, although I remember them fondly. That reminds me, Laura gets pissed if she can't get the second polvo and she starts doing all kinda freaky shit. Freaky I am telling you.
Dude. To convert C to F, multiply by 9/5 (1.8) and add 32. 12 C is in the low 50s. 10 C = 50 F. 12 C = 53.6. No fur coat. A T-shirt if you are me. You must be from Miami or some shit.
Dos polvos por hora. I'm still good for 3-4 a day. 7 no. Those days are behind me, although I remember them fondly. That reminds me, Laura gets pissed if she can't get the second polvo and she starts doing all kinda freaky shit. Freaky I am telling you.
"Chinchuliar," "Dickhead" said he is good for 3 - 4 polvos per day! Wow!
You are full of education: Yeah, I forgot [(0C = 32F) + (12C x 2)] = 56F est.
That's still cold to me! That's why I hated Mexico City which is 27C everyday.
I need 33C everyday, without fail and 50% of the year without a drop of rain: Nicaragua!
Cablenet (ie. cable internet) service went out again for a few hours just as the business day was beginning.
What would you do as your reaction? (a) wait it out; (b) begin socializing within the community not dependant upon internet service; or (c) perform "paper work?"
You are a victim / member of society and live according to its system, not your customs and expectations.
SUGGESTION: Invest in companies as a stockholder; receive dividends (ie. profits); and leave the day-to-day headaches to someone else. Do not assume the headaches of Nicaraguan existence when someone else can deal with the nonsense while you reep the rewards. You want transparency (ie. incorporated entities or stock listed investments.)
Even then, those that assume the day-to-day nonsense get worn out from the bullsh*t!
Chinchuliar
06-19-09, 21:27
A girl from Puerto Cabezas taught me the word chinchuliar. Makes a change from chingar/coger. I've never heard anyone else use it, though.
A girl from Puerto Cabezas taught me the word chinchuliar. Makes a change from chingar/coger. I've never heard anyone else use it, though.
I always wondered what your name meant? I thought it "Chinchila" as used in rap music by "Jay Z" and "Little Kim" to refer to some type of a fur coat.
I, Meat Loaf, extend thanks to the forumn created by "Jackson" titled "International Sex Guide!
Through the years, I've scribed content onto these digital pages known as http://www.internationalsexguide.info and have had the privlege of developing relationships (ie. commerce, social, digital communicae) with its paying-members (ie. Senior Members.) These relationships have proven benefitial to all and will continue to produce exito (ie. success.)
Pay "Jackson" his US $20 for managing such a venue as to enable "like-minded" individuals, worldwide, such amistad (ie. friendship.)
For the most part, I, Meat Loaf, have been privy to meeting those "Leaders of Community" that assume risk; accept risk; and manage risk to the benefit of society called "The Human Race." Thus far, every International Sex Guide Senior Member has proven himself to be a gentleman of respect, professionalism, and desireous of future growth. As the recipient of such a humanly gestures I extend thanks.
May you too purchase your International Sex Guide Senior Membership and experience the delight of association and begin your posting legacy.
Blessed "'Ja!"
Primero (ie. first,) I extend thanks to my mother for teaching me the talents of prose. Segundo (ie. second,) I extend thanks to my high-school teacher for informing me of my writing talents. And tercery (ie. thirdly,) I extend thanks to my English-univeristy teacher / client for confirming such talents and encouraging my pursuit in legal studies. For it was my application, and denial, to USA-law schools that "cemented" my confidence in text. Lastly, but with much importantance, I entend thanks to the International Sex Guide readership body who verify such influence by voluntarily, without invite, board(ing) planes, sometimes bearing regalos (ie. gifts,) to extend thanks for the pleasure / education they recieve from my prose.
I thank all and invite association.
Word on the street is that "Nica Bound" has some gorgeous, "top flight" Chicas Nicas. Associates of "Nica Bound" are vouching that he is cazador (ie. hunter) who claims plenty of prey.
Word on the street is that "XDred" is gaining popularity and becoming a familiar face throughout Managua. Associates of "Xdred" are eagerly awaiting his presence.
Word on the street is that "DrDewman" gets around. The streets are saying that "DrDewman's" presence is like Holloween in the fact that you never know what tricks he has in his "goodie bag."
i never get amazed and always find it "funny" when i meet "leaders of society" who did not attend college. granted, college is not required for success, but is a great social atmosphere and experience that all should endulge. i, personally, dropped out of college to assume professional endeavors and was told early on to return by the c.e.o. of a major usa trading group. i did and continue the pursuit of advanced degrees.
meat loaf perspective: my family has attended and earned baccalaureate and advanced degrees for a minimum of three generations. this feat was accomplished during the "jim crow" days of the usa when black-usa was banned from attending public universities (ie. prior to 1954.) despite the institutional (ie. usa federal law) ban preventing black usa from advancing their education and credentials, we still pulled it off.
meat loaf story: i met a texas-family who owns 5% market share within a major industry. the father attended college and earned a degree. the father is a mexican immigrant of affluence. the son who was reared wealthy dropped out of a public high school in a bullsh*t town. the son assumed the c.e.o. role within the company. the son "bragged" about attending public high school. when i heard this story at a board meeting with all of the above parties, i walked out from disgust!
meat loaf story: i had opportunity to meet a "leader of society" here in nicaragua. the father built the empire spanning two (2) central american countries. within a country of extreme poverty, they are wealthy with revenues that are respectable within the usa. furthermore, they have international publicity. the son was reared wealthy. the son never attended college. granted, the son speaks three (3) languages, but has no credentials.
when the "executive summary" is presented for financing (ie. stock offering, bank loan, etcetera.) they are desnudo (ie. naked.) you always need a "frontman."
in latin america the value and importance of education is much less than the usa. and even within the usa only 25% of the population attends any institution of post-secondary education. your prosperous cities within the usa only have a 20% college-educated populace. along the usa-mexican border the highest level of educaiton is 5th (ie. tijuana) - 8th (ie. brownsville) for "latinos" and in central america you are looking at "weaker' cifras (ie. numbers.)
so, who are your peers? this is why the only option for most are "gated communities" charging us $230,000 to enter- cash- or reading meat loaf posts.
so, if the wealthy don't attend college, how many of the "common folk" attend college in latin america? even your peers financially are not your peers in latin america.
of course there are many successful that attend college. nonetheless, it never amazes me when i witness "nepotism" within the latin america culture that only contributes to the society's stagnation.
you should come and check it out for yourself, with invite of course. nicaragua is 1 / 224 of the world's countries. which country of the 224 do you live?
About 70% of the current crop of youth in the US graduates from high school. Dickhead dropped out of high school when he was barely 15 so he is in the other 30%. Here is a source for that number:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2006-06-20-dropout-rates_x.htm
Note that another authority takes issue with this and says it's 82%. Based on just walking around and talking to a lot of people I think 70% is a bit low. And then there is the issue of whether getting a GED counts as graduating. To me, someone with a GED (I don't have one) is both a drop-out and a graduate. As Mr. M. Loaf, Esq. points out, there are social aspects to the educational process and a GED recipient would miss out on those. However, in the few months I spent in high school, it seemed to me those aspects were both positive and negative, like learning how to make fun of people who are different.
Approximately 35% of people the "right age" for starting college (I would assume 18 or 19):
http://chronicle.com/free/v52/i27/27b05001.htm
That's regardless of graduation from high school or not. Just slightly more than half of all students who enter graduate with five years:
http://www.act.org/news/releases/2002/11-15-02.html
I've read and heard that around 60% graduate eventually. It took me 7 years from the time I took my first college course at age 31 to receive my bachelor's degree.
Approximately 26.5% of all US adults over the age of 25 possess a bachelor's degree:
http://www.census.gov/acs/www/Products/Ranking/2003/R02T040.htm
This varies (as of 2002) from 35.8% in MA (actually DC is much higher for reasons that should be obvious) to 17.0% in WV where there are a lot of dumb-asses. It was interesting to me that NV is very low at 19.5%. They don't have near as many dumb-asses there but you can get a pretty good job (at least in 2002) with just a high school education so why bother, is my theory.
I loved going to college and made a lot of money doing it. One excellent course I took was Social and Ethnic Stratification and we talked quite a bit about prostitution in that class. The professor, a woman, was in her last year and she said whatever she felt like, including: "Pussy is the only thing where you can sell it and still have it." No shit. She said exactly that and this was in a very conservative community. I was almost 40 by then and I very much enjoyed the look on the students' faces when she said that. In the same class, I learned that the most reliable measure of social class is educational level, but not your educational level; rather, it is the educational level of your parents.
We had to write a paper in that class: "Solve the racial issues facing the US." I have no solution but I wrote that the solution was compulsory intermarriage and in three or four generations everyone would be a nice even shade of brown. It's as good of a solution as anything else I've ever heard proposed.
But now I am on the other side of the desk and I really think college is not for everyone and nobody wants to be the one telling a kid, look, go be a plumber or a carpenter or an auto mechanic because you are not college material. If this keeps up then being a college graduate will mean the same thing being a high school graduate fifty years ago. I teach in a master's program and honestly not that many of my students are all that outstanding intellectually.
My experience in Latin America has been that one's educational level is pretty well respected. I never tell people I am a college professor. I always say I am a teacher, with no further details. They tend to look at me reverently. I found that especially true in México.
I convinced two hookers down here to go back to high school at night (it's free). Both had sixth or seventh grade educations. One got through ninth grade and is now going to chef school. I think that was a good choice because she could not even memorize the multiplication tables, but I am still proud of her and the years she spent really broadened her. The other is in 11th grade now and has had to repeat a few classes but I think she will make it. She is very smart, really, and quite good with numbers. And, neither is hooking any more although the second one I do give her some money when she comes over and fucks me. The first one is engaged to a friend of mine and he has made marriage contingent on her finishing chef school, which I think is great. Obviously I don't fuck her any more. He does give her money for school so does that mean she is still a hooker? Don't know don't care.
Word on the street is that "Nica Bound" has some gorgeous, "top flight" Chicas Nicas. Associates of "Nica Bound" are vouching that he is cazador (ie. hunter) who claims plenty of prey.
Word on the street is that "XDred" is gaining popularity and becoming a familiar face throughout Managua. Associates of "Xdred" are eagerly awaiting his presence.
Word on the street is that "DrDewman" gets around. The streets are saying that "DrDewman's" presence is like Holloween in the fact that you never know what tricks he has in his "goodie bag."
Hey Meat Loaf it is all true, I did have the privilege of hanging out with XDred for a few days and even went to a little party at his apartment. Sorry about the Gringa who thought we were too loud.
I did bring the medical bag and introduced a couple of new girls to blue. I have heard myself that the word is out about me and blue and will be looking for new patients beginning on July 2nd.
XDred has been paying his dues and should be on the list to be inducted in to the Mongering Hall of Fame don't you think, Meat Loaf?
To be honest I do have a lot of regular patients, but I always look for new ones as their needs are so great in Nicaragua. I hate to rush my exams but for $10.00 for 30 minutes at Fenix I do my best to complete all exams before that dreaded knock on the door arrives.
Enjoying life one Nica (or two) at a time.
drdewman
One Tuesday evening "DrDewman" and I were enjoying a typical Nica style party (Orgy) at my apartment. Since "DrDewman" was leaving country the following afternoon we decided to celebrate.
At 11:30 PM we received a knock on the door. The music was turned down and Xdred opened the door. A tall Gringa who appeared to be around twenty eight years old was in my face. Being the gentlemen I am she was invited in.
She began to speak in English. The first words out of her mouth were “From all the noise I thought there were fifteen people in your apartment”. The fellow American explained she could not sleep due to loud music and talk. She told the group she was working and had to wake-up at 5:30 AM and ask for my groups respect.
Xdred asked her to please speak in Spanish since all parties did not understand the English language. The first comment which I did not like was ignored. She was given a second chance of gaining mutual respect.
Her second statement in perfect Spanish was “ This is inappropriate behavior for a Tuesday evening and such parties should be reserved for Friday night only. I asked if she was aware of her geography and where we were. Her reply was Nicaragua. Ok one point for the Gringa.
At this point my patience due to her “*****” American attitude was wearing thin. Now she may have power in the USA to call the police and inflict pain but in Nicaragua she is nothing.
A police commissioner who is also my friend owns the apartments and lives on the property.
Xdred explained that while we will turn the music down a bit the party will continue since "DrDewman" is leaving tomorrow. I kindly asked for her respect of our position in this matter.
She immediately in full American style became pissed off and slammed the apartment door upon leaving.
I learned due to gossip from the apartment employees she attempted to talk with the police commissioner on two occasions both of which were declined. The Gringa decided out of frustration to move to a small apartment in the front of the property about the size of a state prison jail cell. She still resides there today.
While entering the neighborhood food store the following week with my twenty four year old girlfriend we encountered the Gringa again. She would not look at either of us eye to eye. While walking back to the apartment she passed us without a neighborly greeting. She entered her small apartment and slammed the door.
There is a bit more to the story which will remain unpublished. I believe the Gringa will seek psychological help upon return to the United States.
Xdred
Chocha Monger
06-25-09, 22:23
Xdred,
Perhaps you should have invited her to join the party. DrDewman could have helped reduce her stress level with his bag of instruments. It's obvious that the gringa is suffering from hysteria. According to Wikipedia, "Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the Victorian era. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1]
The latter symptom definitely demonstrates that the gringa was hysteric.
A tall Gringa who appeared to be around twenty eight years old was in my face. Being the gentlemen I am she was invited in.
Now she may have power in the USA to call the police and inflict pain but in Nicaragua she is nothing. She immediately in full American style became pissed off and slammed the apartment door upon leaving.
While entering the neighborhood food store the following week with my twenty four year old girlfriend we encountered the Gringa again.
Xdred
If your girlfriend is 24, how old are you?
Why didn't you "suck it up" and "befriend" the Gringa since you both can relate to one another?
It does not matter how much you pay for your housing in Nicaragua 'cause your neighbors are still broke! And the country is still broke with "half-ass" infrastructure.
Yesterday, the water was out for 12-hours!
Today, the internet went out for 2 hours during business hours!
If your girlfriend is 24, how old are you?
Why didn't you "suck it up" and "befriend" the Gringa since you both can relate to one another?
For reasons you are well aware this could never happen. She was chela with a bit*h atitude. I wish you would have been there to provide the "Meatloaf". I have no desire or intrest in chelas or Gringas.
She lives if the front apartment and desperatly needs help should you be in the area.
As for my age you have described me as in my golden years. I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.
You may like the pussy.
Xdred
Do they use "chela" there like we use "cheta" here (snob)? Because to me "una chela" is a beer! At least that's what it means in some parts of México. First I thought maybe it was a typo but now I remember Prof. Loaf using "chela" the same way.
I don't wanna order a beer and end with some high maintenance rich b!tch.
I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.
Xdred, 100% natural, does that mean you haven't had a penile implant?
Just kidding - I enjoy your posts.
Do they use "chela" there like we use "cheta" here (snob)? Because to me "una chela" is a beer! At least that's what it means in some parts of México. First I thought maybe it was a typo but now I remember Prof. Loaf using "chela" the same way.
I don't wanna order a beer and end with some high maintenance rich b!tch.
Yeah, chela means beer in Cd. Mexico. They use it for beer here to every now and then. They use rubia for beer too.
There are a few types of people in Nicaragua: (1) Moreno, which is the majority of the population except the leaders of society (ie. politicians, professors, executives;) (2) Canela, which is a toasted brown color; and (3) chele, which is the white-type of peple. Almost anyone not moreno can be clele or chela. Of course, those called chele or chela carry a sense of pride due to their quest for whiteness. I refer to life as a moreno person and chele: Being chele, or an obvious North American (ie. no pigment) will cause too much attention, both good and bad. Good for those local people that want to get whiteness in their genes (ie. lineage,) and bad 'cause you're a Gringo and therefore a mark (ie. carne blanca.)
They refer to me as moreno while in the USA I'm Black. My view of morenos is not me, but a much softer color. They also say Blacks which is a Bluefields thing. The girls prefer the Bluefield guys over me, the USA, 'cause they can relate. I simply have the money!
In all of my time here, 3 years, I have yet to be a victim while everyone else I know, which are cheles (ie. Gringos,) has been assaulted at least one time. Everyone thinks of me as just another drug dealer from Bluefields or some type of Black criminal with a natural propensity for violence! Unlike Mexico where everyone wants to fight a Black-guy, in Nicaragua they don't. I had to fight all the time in Mexico for six (6) years while here in Nicaragua it's tuani (ie. cool.) Instead, the white guys are the ones that have to watch their backs and fight. Sad for you: I always feel sorry for my Gringo friends when they tell me of their latest violent episode. In Granada, it's different than Managua. Why? In Granada all of the Gringos socialize amongst one another versus Managua where you cannot find other Gringos and must go 100% local populace.
Except for the positions of leadership within society, the racial pressure of being Black in North America is not present in Nicaragua. Everyday life is what I refer. Of course, if a whole bunch of cheles and chelas appear at your door or executive desk something bad is going to happen.
Snob is simple "fresa" or presumido. I use presumida all the time and it really puts girls in there place. "Fresa" is a compliment so I don't use it.
For reasons you are well aware this could never happen. She was chela with a bit*h atitude. I wish you would have been there to provide the "Meatloaf". I have no desire or intrest in chelas or Gringas.
She lives if the front apartment and desperatly needs help should you be in the area.
As for my age you have described me as in my golden years. I can still fu*k and compete with gentlemen half my age. The Nicas describe me as a "Caballo de la playa". All 100% natural.
You may like the pussy.
Xdred
In year 2008, XDred boarded a plane, without invitation, to explore Nicaragua. Foolish is an understatement for such actions and I suggest all readers stay within your country and leave these "hoes" for me.
Nonetheless, I met XDred and showed him around. While on tour I instructed XDred which girls he could and could not associate or pursue. Being the gentleman that XDred is and not trying to steal anotehr man's meal, he obliged. Of course, I'm Meat Loaf, and almost all of the women are mine with just a few available for purchase. XDred had a limited selection due to my instruction.
With limited options, XDred, developed relations with "la Chela Presumida." I hate this b*tch and she is my #1 enemy! I saw this "chicken-head" last week and she hates me too. Why? 'Cause via Meat Loaf, XDred, developed aquiantanceship with her. XDred ran the girl through the ringer. She played herself is the truth.
She's chela and attempts to "power play" me, a moreno, for her self-confidence. It's moot!
We don't want to live with "normal" people. As we say here on the Rio, "Why are we all here? Because we're not all there".
Yeah, chela means beer in Cd. Mexico. They use it for beer here to every now and then. They use rubia for beer too.
There are a few types of people in Nicaragua: (1) Moreno, which is the majority of the population except the leaders of society (ie. politicians, professors, executives;) (2) Canela, which is a toasted brown color; and (3) chele, which is the white-type of peple. Almost anyone not moreno can be clele or chela. Of course, those called chele or chela carry a sense of pride due to their quest for whiteness. I refer to life as a moreno person and chele: Being chele, or an obvious North American (ie. no pigment) will cause too much attention, both good and bad. Good for those local people that want to get whiteness in their genes (ie. lineage,) and bad 'cause you're a Gringo and therefore a mark (ie. carne blanca.)
They refer to me as moreno while in the USA I'm Black. My view of morenos is not me, but a much softer color. They also say Blacks which is a Bluefields thing. The girls prefer the Bluefield guys over me, the USA, 'cause they can relate. I simply have the money!
In all of my time here, 3 years, I have yet to be a victim while everyone else I know, which are cheles (ie. Gringos,) has been assaulted at least one time. Everyone thinks of me as just another drug dealer from Bluefields or some type of Black criminal with a natural propensity for violence! Unlike Mexico where everyone wants to fight a Black-guy, in Nicaragua they don't. I had to fight all the time in Mexico for six (6) years while here in Nicaragua it's tuani (ie. cool.) Instead, the white guys are the ones that have to watch their backs and fight. Sad for you: I always feel sorry for my Gringo friends when they tell me of their latest violent episode. In Granada, it's different than Managua. Why? In Granada all of the Gringos socialize amongst one another versus Managua where you cannot find other Gringos and must go 100% local populace.
Except for the positions of leadership within society, the racial pressure of being Black in North America is not present in Nicaragua. Everyday life is what I refer. Of course, if a whole bunch of cheles and chelas appear at your door or executive desk something bad is going to happen.
Snob is simple "fresa" or presumido. I use presumida all the time and it really puts girls in there place. "Fresa" is a compliment so I don't use it.
Laughing my ass off Sr. Loaf, and thanks for the info. Fresa is a fucking strawberry as far as I know. "Strawberry" in English slang to me is the cheerleader who fucks the whole football team, also known as a "woodie." Here we use "frutilla" instead of fresa for strawberries (the fruit). Here presumido/a would be level jumping, like going into my kitchen and grabbing a beer without asking. There is no word that I know of here to describe the cheerleader because they don't really have them here and everybody is fucking everybody else so much the term would have no meaning.
What you call "canela" up there, down here we normally say "tostado/a" and if I think you are darker than you think you are, and I call you "morocho/a" you will get insulted and respond that you are tostado/a. Or you might use moreno/a which is not really very black, like lighter than Obama who would be a morocho. Canela I heard in Colombia and I think there is a wh@rehouse there called Miel y Canela (honey and cinnamon for you gringos) but I can't remember if it's in Bogotá or Medellín.
I am pigmentationally challenged (a bog-trotting Mick by lineage) and they call me and my ilk "polacos" which I sometimes attempt to explain is insulting in English
So you are saying a certain segment of the population in Nicaragua would fuck me because I have fair skin and blue eyes? Sounds good to me. Don't tell them about that minor surgery I had.
Dickhead is "Down With Brown."
Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?
Xdred,
Perhaps you should have invited her to join the party. DrDewman could have helped reduce her stress level with his bag of instruments. It's obvious that the gringa is suffering from hysteria. According to Wikipedia, "Its diagnosis and treatment were routine for many hundreds of years in Western Europe. Hysteria was widely discussed in the medical literature of the Victorian era. Women considered to be suffering from it exhibited a wide array of symptoms including faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and "a tendency to cause trouble".[1]
The latter symptom definitely demonstrates that the gringa was hysteric.
hey Chocha Monger, I have not been on here for a couple of days so
sorry I am a little late responding on this one, I wish I had thought fast enough to offer her treatment. I think I was in shock for a few minutes myself. In my defense I did have 2 other patients already in the emergency room seeking treatment with blue. I am happy to report that both patients did recover form their illnesses and my prayers go out to Xdred's former next door neighbor. Maybe we can do something for her on the next trip.
drdewman
Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?
White people are not considered snobs. Trying to be a snob in Latin America is stupid, unless you're a Latin American that wants to be an American (ie. white person.)
I'm not white so I don't know, but in Nicaragua it symbolizes yuo being a foriegner and therefore having "access" to money. In Granada, everyone knows that the Gringos (ie. backpackers and "Bible Thumpers") are poor (ie. palmado.) Only those with investments (ie. real estate, restaurants) have money and they live here except many of you guys (ie. ISG Senior Members) are quarterly tourists. You must work in the USA to attempt at maintaining your 1-week vacation-spot in Nicaragua.
In Panama, Mexico, Costa Rica, being white may "trick" the locals into thinking you're successful, but in Nicaragua they really aren't concerned or impressed by white people. Again, I'm not white, but I never hear anyone speaking highly or admiring the white person. They are less consumed with the illusion of skin color, and if they are it becomes a dangerous endeavor.
Last week, I was hanging out amongst the moreno population and another moreno asked me where I was from. This is my first-time living in a "tourist trap" and I don't like it: I don't like people asking me what country I'm from 'cause of the connotations it brings. In Managua it doesn't come up, but in Granada everyone asks. And saying the USA introduces "stupid a*s illusions."
Nonetheless, this caballero asked me where I was from and I had to finally say the USA. (They are smart in Granada and ask what country you were born and not what country you claim.) He attempted to give me an out by asking Puerto Rico, but no, I'm from the mainland. In fact, the "Slave States of the USA."
He disclosed his political affiliation and employment. We talked politics and came to many truths and agreements. We shared a few disagreements. We discussed other Latin American politics.
In Granada, the people are #1-PLC, which is the conservative party. Old money with contributors from the 1st world. In Managua, the people are #2-FSLN, which is the socialist party. The party of the poor peasants. And then we have the "Ortegistas," who are the devotees of el Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega. In Nicaragua, you can and may die over political differences. There are at least five (5) major political parties in Nicaragua.
Anyway, this gentleman talked about his time in Cuba, Puerto Rico, Bolivia, Venezuela, and other Latin American countries. He was well traveled. His associate too chimed-in on his international experience.
After about 1-hour of conversation he presented his carnet (ie. identification card) for "crew." Tuani. He invited me to join and become "branded" or publicly disclose a political affiliation or preference. Danino (ie. that's dangerous.)
In the USA, I am a registered Republican. In the USA, I am a licensed-lobbyist when legally required to file. In Nicaragua, I keep my mouth shut!
There is this notion amongst foreigners that they should avoid political activity in Nicaragua due to the 150-year history of interferance, but of course, foreigners are "betting" on which pony to ride. The concern is governments and their possessions (ie. their citizens, companies, and soveriegn interests.) And of course, everyone is a subject to their citizenship with some countries exhibiting more control than others!
This is why commerce in Nicaragua is futile and Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Colombia, and other "Gringo-friendly" countries are better to live than Nicaragua. In Nicaragua, you -the Gringo- are the enemy due to politics.
In conclusion, I used this experience as further education and politely declined. The last time I was invited to branding was my "bid" to the "Kappa Sigma" and "Alpha Phi Alpha" fraternities. Prior to that was a neighborhood gang that resembled the "Little Rascles" in a major metropolitan suburb.
So you are saying a certain segment of the population in Nicaragua would fuck me because I have fair skin and blue eyes? Sounds good to me.
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(1) This is why I get action 'cause everyone, male and female, wants to see if the myth is real. (2) And I usually have C$150 too. (3) And they may win the lottery and get pregnant and permanent mantener enforced by the USA government. (4) And I may be "bobo" (ie. fool) and marry her and take her to the USA to live while I work. (5) And then she can bring her family of 20 up there to move into my home. (6) And then the marriage laws will ensure alimony is paid after she leaves me for a Latino. (7) And the Latino and her will enjoy that 20% for 18 - 25 year child support payment.
I'm carne blanca too!
Sorry, forgot to ask: so a chele/a is any white person even if they don't walk around with their nose in the air? It has no snobbish connotation? Or am I naïve and all whiteys are presumed to be snobs until proven otherwise? What is the skinny on that?
Isn't Spanish a fun language? It can get you in trouble wherever you go. So they use "sorete" there?
In Nicaragua I called a girl "floja." Floja in Mexico means lazy: Floja in Nicaragua means a loose p*ssy. It didn't help I called her this in a wh*rehouse.
In Puerto Rico I called someone a "guey." Guey in Mexico is used every sentence. Guey in Puerto Rico means your wife is f*cking someone else and you, the husband, know it about and financially support the man f*cking your wife.
In the USA, some Mexicans called me "moreno." In Mexico it's okay, in the USA it's an insult 'cause I'm Black. Every then (10) years they change our name.
1492 - 1960: The "N-Word."
1960: Colored.
1970: Negroe
1980: Afro-American
1990: African-American / Black
2000: African-American / Black
And it's always white-people determining our classification that we must accept. LOL.
They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.
In Puerto Rico "prieto" means Black or colored person. In Mexico, prieto means someone colored-in like Amos & Andy.
Truth be told, Latin America is about 30 - 50 years behind on including all colors into society. You never see anyone with any skin tone on television unless it's the news (ie. crime.) I don't even watch Latin American television unless it's Cubavision. Looking at a whole bunch of "phony a*s, want to be white North Americans" with less lana que yo" is too far to dumb myself down.
Although Latin America officially ended slavery and aparthied sooner than the USA, they have less "white guilt" than North America. Why? North American white people are transplants from Europe since WWI and don't have the prior 400 years of North American experience and history and culture. They are guests fleeing their bullsh*t countries for the USA "white dream" of reaping the fruits of Black labour via aparthied and never gained exposure. Lastly, almost every Black person within the USA has been there since at least 1780 when the USA banned the importation of Black (ie. African and Caribbean slaves.) Only a few "real Blacks" make it to the shores and when they arrive they learn what it is like, but with less stain. This is why they tend to excell a little bit more than native-born. But the native-born don't welcome the foreign Blacks 'casue they don't have the legacy and are just some more "freeloaders." Since then, 1780, Black-USA has had to populate on USA-soil which is why "Jimmy the Greek's" statement in the late-1980s was true! Too much truth.
Do you guys love it when I introduce "the truth" on race or what? I know you do 'cause you would never ask someone Black to explain it nor would you gain such insight with confidence. LOL. (I had to learn everything about Europe and the fallacies and myths of "USA freedom," so now you can learn the foundation and fabric of your home, the USA.)
Nica Bound
06-28-09, 05:18
Last week, I was hanging out amongst the moreno population and another moreno asked me where I was from. This is my first-time living in a "tourist trap" and I don't like it: I don't like people asking me what country I'm from 'cause of the connotations it brings. In Managua it doesn't come up, but in Granada everyone asks. And saying the USA introduces "stupid a*s illusions."
Nonetheless, this caballero asked me where I was from and I had to finally say the USA. (They are smart in Granada and ask what country you were born and not what country you claim.) He attempted to give me an out by asking Puerto Rico, but no, I'm from the mainland. In fact, the "Slave States of the USA."
He disclosed his political affiliation and employment. We talked politics and came to many truths and agreements. We shared a few disagreements. We discussed other Latin American politics.
In Granada, the people are #1-PLC, which is the conservative party. Old money with contributors from the 1st world. In Managua, the people are #2-FSLN, which is the socialist party. The party of the poor peasants. And then we have the "Ortegistas," who are the devotees of el Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega. In Nicaragua, you can and may die over political differences. There are at least five (5) major political parties in Nicaragua.
Anyway, this gentleman talked about his time in Cuba, Puerto Rico, Bolivia, Venezuela, and other Latin American countries. He was well traveled. His associate too chimed-in on his international experience.
After about 1-hour of conversation he presented his carnet (ie. identification card) for "crew." Tuani. He invited me to join and become "branded" or publicly disclose a political affiliation or preference. Danino (ie. that's dangerous.)
In the USA, I am a registered Republican. In the USA, I am a licensed-lobbyist when legally required to file. In Nicaragua, I keep my mouth shut!
There is this notion amongst foreigners that they should avoid political activity in Nicaragua due to the 150-year history of interferance, but of course, foreigners are "betting" on which pony to ride. The concern is governments and their possessions (ie. their citizens, companies, and soveriegn interests.) And of course, everyone is a subject to their citizenship with some countries exhibiting more control than others!
This is why commerce in Nicaragua is futile and Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Colombia, and other "Gringo-friendly" countries are better to live than Nicaragua. In Nicaragua, you -the Gringo- are the enemy due to politics.
In conclusion, I used this experience as further education and politely declined. The last time I was invited to branding was my "bid" to the "Kappa Sigma" and "Alpha Phi Alpha" fraternities. Prior to that was a neighborhood gang that resembled the "Little Rascles" in a major metropolitan suburb.
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Damn ! This SOB can write some shit can't he !
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Go for it Loaf. I don't have the balls to ask a black guy all this shit. I am not an idiot but for me to say, "what is it like to be black in this country or that country," I am curious to know but I can't do it. Similarly I cannot explain (or could try to explain but not well) how uncomfortable I felt in majority black countries such as Jamaica and The Bahamas. I will relate one incident in Jamaica and maybe some people can weigh in on it.
Ocho Rios Jamaica in the late 1980s. Met some street touts bought some weed and went up in the woods to see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards' house. Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such. So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him. So I ask the black touts who are guiding us WTF is up with that? They say well he is half and half. Yeah, I get that, but why are they throwing rocks at him? Because his mother is a wh@re. How do they know that? Because he is half white. Then the racial aspect sunk in and I wanted to crawl into the nearest hole.
But I did not and instead I went back to school and studied history. This was a major motivating factor in getting my ignorant honky ass back to school but it still makes me sad to think about it.
Chocha Monger
06-28-09, 17:44
Ocho Rios Jamaica in the late 1980s. Met some street touts bought some weed and went up in the woods to see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards' house. Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such. So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him. So I ask the black touts who are guiding us WTF is up with that? They say well he is half and half. Yeah, I get that, but why are they throwing rocks at him? Because his mother is a wh@re. How do they know that? Because he is half white. Then the racial aspect sunk in and I wanted to crawl into the nearest hole.
Dickhead,
I think the touts were pulling your dick. Island touts are notorious for lying and telling foreigners things for shock value. I'm basing this opinion on having lived in the Caribbean and hearing the numerous lies the touts tell visitors. The fact that these guys are touts means that they probably didn't make it in high school and they were hustling to make a living. Jamaicans come in all colors so just being half of anything other than black doesn't single anyone out as the child of a wh@re. One of the child's parents could have easily been a creole from the island's colonial days. The child's mother may have been disliked for some reason but I seriously doubt that the child's stoning was racial.
If you ever decide to visit the islands again try this. Learn the local history of buildings and so forth. Then ask some tout acting as a "tour guide" about the things that you've already researched. It will soon become obvious that the tout doesn't know shit but he wouldn't say that to you. He will just make up bullshit assuming that you're ignorant of the facts. Touts are compulsive liars and even their accents are fake. They may have wanted to intimidate you for some reason or more likely just for shits and giggles. I'm sure they had a good laugh around the bonfire later that night as the ganja made the rounds. Bob Marley was half white and I've never heard Jamaicans put him down as the son of a wh@re though his father was a white English Jamaican.
Professor 1
06-28-09, 18:22
They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.
I wish that I knew you when I taught a U.S. history class many years ago. You would have been ROTFL. Well, remember that Rep. Watts, Chairman Steele, Dr. Keyes, you, and I are members of the same party. The Dems are afraid to criticize us for fear of being termed racist, and the Republicans support us so that they can claim that "Blacks can succeed without governmental assistance." When the Dems are in office, I am Black. When the Republicans are in office, I am Republican.
Now, continue your instruction Meatloaf. Your truths make sense. Now, when can I schedule a visit (speaking to self)?
Professor 1
06-28-09, 18:30
Go for it Loaf. I don't have the balls to ask a black guy all this shit. I am not an idiot but for me to say, "what is it like to be black in this country or that country," I am curious to know but I can't do it.
I understand, but if you happen to know a Black person quite well, or one like me who does not care about being direct, you can. I remember working at a major U.S. university, and dressed-down a gringa with some of Meatloaf's stuff. Traffic stopped in the streets. A white professor passed, stopped, and simple said, "Well, he's only telling the truth." I think that they were going to lynch him too for conspiracy to promote an uppity Negro.
So there is a young kid, 8 or 9 years old, Obama-ish color, and light curly hair.
And all the black kids are throwing rocks at him.
During a trip to Senegal, I interacted with a family that called one of the boys "White," because he could pass. Now, you could not do it, but those who dealt with him can.
Chocha Monger
06-28-09, 19:08
In Nicaragua I called a girl "floja." Floja in Mexico means lazy: Floja in Nicaragua means a loose p*ssy. It didn't help I called her this in a wh*rehouse.
In Puerto Rico I called someone a "guey." Guey in Mexico is used every sentence. Guey in Puerto Rico means your wife is f*cking someone else and you, the husband, know it about and financially support the man f*cking your wife.
In the USA, some Mexicans called me "moreno." In Mexico it's okay, in the USA it's an insult 'cause I'm Black. Every then (10) years they change our name.
1492 - 1960: The "N-Word."
1960: Colored.
1970: Negroe
1980: Afro-American
1990: African-American / Black
2000: African-American / Black
And it's always white-people determining our classification that we must accept. LOL.
They also assign our leaders (ie. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpon, Louis Farrakhan, and now Obama.) For some reason "Mr. Charlie" thinks that a Rev. title is more credible or at least less militant. Obama is 50% white and reared white so he's controlable. LOL. They never assign J.C. Watts, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes. LOL.
In Puerto Rico "prieto" means Black or colored person. In Mexico, prieto means someone colored-in like Amos & Andy.
Truth be told, Latin America is about 30 - 50 years behind on including all colors into society. You never see anyone with any skin tone on television unless it's the news (ie. crime.) I don't even watch Latin American television unless it's Cubavision. Looking at a whole bunch of "phony a*s, want to be white North Americans" with less lana que yo" is too far to dumb myself down.
Although Latin America officially ended slavery and aparthied sooner than the USA, they have less "white guilt" than North America. Why? North American white people are transplants from Europe since WWI and don't have the prior 400 years of North American experience and history and culture. They are guests fleeing their bullsh*t countries for the USA "white dream" of reaping the fruits of Black labour via aparthied and never gained exposure. Lastly, almost every Black person within the USA has been there since at least 1780 when the USA banned the importation of Black (ie. African and Caribbean slaves.) Only a few "real Blacks" make it to the shores and when they arrive they learn what it is like, but with less stain. This is why they tend to excell a little bit more than native-born. But the native-born don't welcome the foreign Blacks 'casue they don't have the legacy and are just some more "freeloaders." Since then, 1780, Black-USA has had to populate on USA-soil which is why "Jimmy the Greek's" statement in the late-1980s was true! Too much truth.
Do you guys love it when I introduce "the truth" on race or what? I know you do 'cause you would never ask someone Black to explain it nor would you gain such insight with confidence. LOL. (I had to learn everything about Europe and the fallacies and myths of "USA freedom," so now you can learn the foundation and fabric of your home, the USA.)
While US blacks and Caribbean blacks share a common legacy of slavery under British and other European rule there are some differences to the experience. The black man in America was a minority and there was little chance of gaining freedom through rebellion. The black man in the Caribbean was a majority. There were more slaves than owners and there were frequent slave insurrections where slaves rose up and killed their white masters. Haiti, the first Latin American country to gain independence did so via a successful slave rebellion. The French could not crush their former slaves so they imposed an embargo upon the island. Other white nations didn’t want to give their own slave colonies any ideas by engaging in commerce with a state of rebel slaves so Haiti was isolated economically. In 1825, the country signed a treaty with France to preserve its independence by paying the French a sum of 150 million francs as compensation for the profits loss from the slave trade.
Unlike the US, blacks in the Caribbean grow up being part of the majority. Black leaders, lawyers, and doctors are the norm. They don’t have the mentality of a persecuted minority because upon emancipation the former white slave owners fled the islands fearing retribution from the majority black population. In the US although the slaves were freed they continued to be oppressed and were forced to depend on their former masters for employment. Jim Crow laws ensured that they remained slaves in everything but name.
Due to these differences in background Caribbean blacks and Africans are more likely to be optimistic about getting ahead in the US and give white people the benefit of doubt in interactions. American blacks misunderstand this as they prefer to assume that the white man is the devil first and then have him prove himself otherwise. There is no right or wrong just different points of view based on differing experiences.
A black friend of mine from the Caribbean also told me that Africans don’t like blacks from America or the Caribbean as they are seen as the children of slaves. His parents went to Nigeria to work on humanitarian projects and he grew up there. He said that the Nigerians would call him “slave child” and to this day he has a deep distrust of Africans. Any black American who sees blacks from the Caribbean as freeloaders obviously is ignorant of their history. When the slave ships brought their human cargo back from Africa some of them were traded for rum, sugar, spices and other goods at the ships’ first port of call in the West Indies. The rest were sold in America. In other words the blacks on the islands share common blood with those in the US because the slave traders weren’t trying to keep families together.
Oh yes Chocha I was much younger and dumber then but I think this was legit. I could be wrong. In Ocho Rios at that time I saw NO people who were not very, very black. Bob Marley was half white? I did not know that. I hear what you are saying about doing research and comparing bullshit because they say Ocho Rios means eight rivers and that's bullshit. I mean it literally does mean that is Spanish of course but there are not eight rivers there and I researched that later. It's a corruption of some other word but I forget exactly. This was a "sperm of the moment" visit so I didn't do much research. Probably won't hit the islands again. Too fucking hot and a few years later I did do more research for my trip to The Bahamas and it was just okay.
I am embarrassed to say I am ignorant about race as far as black/white goes although I've gone to great lengths to understand colonialism. I guess what I am saying is I am ignorant about black/white in the US. Just fucking butt ignorant about the whole deal, avoided it as much as possible, and not proud to say so. I'm scared to discuss it and of course I'm supposed to pretend it doesn't matter and I'm just barely smart enough to know that is a complete crock of shit.
I got a lot out of CM's post about the difference between blacks living in a majority black country versus being a minority and that helped me understand just a little bit about why I was so uncomfortable in majority black countries.
Thanks!
Oh yeah that post yesterday I confused "guey" with "guero/a" "Guero/a" is a blonde.
On Saturday, the electricity went out for three (3) hours due to rain and lightning.
On Sunday, my computer became tired of the bullsh*t and got sick! I spent yesterday and today repairing it. Obviously, I lost two (2) days of work.
On Sunday, the electricity went out for two (2) hours.
In Nicaragua, you must purchase yourself a gas-powered generator and gas cost US $4 per gallon.
In year 2007, the electricity failures that lasted up to 8 hours forced me to flee to Cd. Panama in quest of power stability.
You are not ready or prepared for existence in Nicaragua!
Have a rock stupid AW GF with me. Everyone around is black and I mean black and not brown. GF is into black guys but that is beside the point (or maybe not) and we come to a stream where people are washing clothes and such.
It's fun for many to "play" Black (ie. stereotypes of under-achievement) until the (1) police arrive, (2) loan application, (3) job interview, and (4) other real-world issues are addressed.
I don't date or associate with "wiggers." I learned this term from white people while attending a major USA university in 1994.
Wigger = white person + "acting" Black; white + n*gger = wigger.
I love this term and have coined a similar term for Latin Americans attempting to imitate such nonsense (ie. stereotypes of Black existence.)
Dickhead, I do not date these type of girls for the fact that I'm too successful for their quest of "thuggery."
A major reason why I choose not to socialize or live in the USA is the fact that my dating-world is limited due to racism and "wiggers." I'm not what they are looking for.
Lastly, I don't want some Big Fat White Girl that thinks Black guys like fat girls 'cause Black girls have big muscular asses. Muscle and fat are very different. Instead, she can chase some "coon (ie. definition http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/coon/) while I continue to break glass-ceilings internationally.
These post of racial theme are not meant to make you guys (ie. 90% of ISG readership) feel uncomfortable. The "world" of aparthied that was designed to avoid such topics has been torn down.
USA Aparthied: 1965.
South Africa Aparthied: 1980s
Australian Aparthied: 1990s
India: 1950s
(notice how all of these are British-based countries.)
I thank all that were active in the struggle for equality and access void racial concepts. In fact, it has been white guys that have taken me under their wing and provided me with opportunities to compete and I am thankful. Of course, not everyone.
Al Gore's dadyy did everything he could to defeat the Civil Rights Bill of 1964. How far does the apple fall? LOL.
In Black USA, it's not the individual white guy that's the problem or concern, but it is the system (ie. USA government laws enforced by all branches) that is the concern. The sole-white guy is irrelevant. Simply stated, all that needs to happen is the Black person be presented before the system for "guaranteed" oppression / failure.
Thus, you (ie. the ISG reader) should not feel scared or intimidated 'cause Black USA is not talking about you, but about the system which protects you and takes care of us without your involvement. Your hands are always clean and with little contact. In fact, you (ie. You) know very few Black people other than athletes, musicians, and actors. Or you may know a few Black people at work who are your subbordinates. Besides these locals, you have no exposure, for the most part. Of course, this is a generalization, but another truth delivered by Meat Loaf.
The "average" Black person has many white friends, while the "average" white person has 1-Black friend. LOL.
These topics of race and skin-color are deserved 'cause this is an international forumn and the world is predeominately brown and Black, not white.
P.S. Notice how Black is always capitalized. This is because we were assigned this "color" as a race while the other colors are simply colors who can choose Latino, Hispanic, Caucassian, etcetera.
Truth be told, I like white people so don't get too scared and don't get too "cocky." LOL.
Freeloaders is meant to classify those that come and came to USA shores to reap the riches that were built and maintained by USA Black slave labour, past and present. Current arrival included.
Instead, they should build their countries-up as Black USA built the #1 country in the world's history with 0% acknowledment or compensation; and not come to "fleece" or "robber baron" our labours. This is especially true when they "attempt" to perpetuate the oppression.
In reality, all that interract with the USA, current and past, who do not support the reparations movement and pay are freeloaders. Why? 'Cause they are reaping the fruits of Black USA slave labour.
If you would pay, we could end this 500-year elephant and move-on. You wouldn't have to be scared and attempt to silence the issue. It's not going away and placing a few people on television is nonsense. Remember, my voice and our inclusion is only since 1965, and the issue of reparations has been around since 1780s. Monrovia in Liberia was created by President Monroe to rid the USA of Black USA that wanted to go back to Africa, but they didn't want to pay the US $100,000, and swept it under the rug for another 200 years. This is not new. Everyone else gets paid (ie. the Japanese interns during WWII; the Holocaust survivors; the Mexican-American war; the Native-Americans,) but Black USA is too much "white guilt." And even if you just got here since the Civil War of the 1880s, it doesn't matter 'cause of the fruits of labour and your benefit. Pay taxes!
The USA just spend US $13 Trillion within 6-months payable to the banks and auto companies. It obviously isn't about the money, but about the acknowlegement or "guilt."
What would happen is everyone who has lineage prior to 1865 would qualify as verified by birth certificate and sales receipts. Those after 1865 would not be eligible since slavery was ended: The 13, 14, etcetera ammendments would disqualify any claims to those who were not lineage prior to 1865.
Of course, the government would loose the birth certificate records and sales receipts making 0% of Black USA eligible. LOL. There is no proof or evidence that you are desendant of USA Black slaves.
In comparison, Native-Americans are given a Census Number which tracks how many of them there are- 1 million within the USA. This is the only group with such quantificiation. So stop claiming you're Native American in your quest for Affirmative Action awards and casino ownership rights. LOL.
LOL: This is too much fun, but also the reason Black USA males die at age 65, while White USA males die at 82. We can't even collect social security payments. LOL. The stress!
I'm all smiles as I type this. Back to Sex Soon, okay!
You saw and see what happended yesterday, si? - The government was overthrown -
Do you still want to live in Nicaragua?
Do you want to purchase real estate in Nicaragua, either cash or at 15% interest?
Panama and Costa Rica are one thing: Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, and possibly Guatemala are a different story. Especially the first three.
If they stormed the President's house; flew him to safety in Costa Rica; innaugarated a new President; placed the military with tanks within the President's front yard; and are prepared to shoot, what will they (ie. the unemployeed citizens) do to your house as an obvious foreigner. And you know that "guilt by association" is the only concern, for you and I based upon citizenship (ie. passport.)
If you're a forienger in these "hotbed" countires the question is, "What are you doing here?" Are you a chivato (ie. government snitch,) or a soplon (ie. snitch,) or working in some other foreigner-government capacity to overthrow the government? This is the only concern and thought by the populace in these "hotbed" countries. Even Jesus Christ was killed based upon "preceptions."
If you do purchase a property you need someone to always squat you home as to prevent theft. Who will you employ to live for free, a bilingual deportee or a 100% Spanish-speaking person. Either way, you must employ a squatter. And will he or she defend the property with machete?
You are not ready for Nicaragua or Honduras who is equally poor, US $100 per month income, if employeed at all.
* I am writing nothing more than historical fact and do not endorse anyone. This is not a political endorsement of any kind nor are any covert or overt declarations being made. *
Nicaragua has closed the border to Honduras.
El Salvador has closed the border to Honduras.
Nicaragua has "called the Army."
Venezuela has prepared the Army. Venezuela sent the Army to Ecuador last year when Colombia invaded Ecuador. Venezuela has built a huge Army during the past several years.
Chavez survived a coup either in the 1990s or early 2000s. He came back within days. The coup was "sponsored" by the USA and they placed the leader of a business association in power. He is in exile in Miami currently. Chavez served prison time before for politics.
Last time, 1970s, the war started in Honduras and came to Nicaragua (ie. Iran-Contra Affair.) Financed by crack-cocaine sales which locked-up Black USA and Latin Americans for mandatory 5-year minimums and illegal arm sales to Iran which allowed them to war with Iraq.
Nicaragua has no visa requirements and almost all countries (ie. citizens) can jump on a plane and enter and kill and leave within hours.
Last night, the planes were flying low and loud over Managua!
July 19 will be HUGE!
Nicaragua aint no joke!!!
* I am writing nothing more than historical fact before the USA Congress and other bodies and do not endorse anyone. This is not a political endorsement of any kind nor are any covert or overt declarations being made. *
This is Latin America! British America is a different style.
Remember, the USA Manifest Destiny Policy of the 1850s. Recognize that it's a currency war with the USA fighting to be the dominant currency of the American Hemisphere. Recognize that the USA loves "slave labour" and Latin Americans are the new slaves (ie. disposable labour.) If their countries can continue to be f*cked-up they will continue to flee to the USA on their dime and slave. And when we're done we'll send them back either hook or crook (ie. prison time & prison labour; or labour.)
Chocha Monger
06-29-09, 23:23
Article 3 of the Inter-American Treaty of Reciprocal Assistance, Article 51 of the Charter of the United Nations and Article 21 of the Charter of the Organization of American States. In case of an armed attack against Honduras, the United States will take appropriate measures, consistent with the rights and obligations cited above, to consult with and support in a timely and effective manner the Government of Honduras in its efforts to defend its sovereignty and territorial integrity against communist aggression.
The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.
Chocha Monger
06-30-09, 03:41
The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.
I think all foreign countries should stay out of it. The only people who will get hurt are the Honduran poor who can't afford to flee if violence starts from external interference.
It's funny how all these vocal foreign leaders took a hands off approach with Iran.
Generous Gent
06-30-09, 13:01
For years I have believed that any third world Latin country could ultimately end up as Honduras did Sunday. You can advise friends, and friends of friends to rent and not buy, but they all think purchasing a 20K property a few kilometers from the sea will result in a massive windfall when they sell it. When Ortega took over during the Sandinistas, he gave US citizens 24 hours to get out of dodge? Imagine having spent a couple hundred thousand dollars for that paradise home and losing it overnight.
[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You saw and see what happended yesterday, si? - The government was overthrown - Do you still want to live in Nicaragua?
Do you want to purchase real estate in Nicaragua, either cash or at 15% interest?=[QUOTE]
For years I have believed that any third world Latin country could ultimately end up as Honduras did Sunday. You can advise friends, and friends of friends to rent and not buy, but they all think purchasing a 20K property a few kilometers from the sea will result in a massive windfall when they sell it. When Ortega took over during the Sandinistas, he gave US citizens 24 hours to get out of dodge? Imagine having spent a couple hundred thousand dollars for that paradise home and losing it overnight.
US $20,000 is the price, a low price, for a lot. You still need to build the property.
My friend, a Panamanian first-generation USA, made US $250,000 on selling 2.5 acres of beachfront in Bocas del Toro, Panama. He paid US $25,000.
I'm tired of USA politicians and media claiming Ortega is a Dictator. The dictator was Zamoza who the USA-supported for 40-years. Ortega is democratically eleceted President who just entered in late-2007, after 36-years of similar democratically eleected Presidents.
Propoganda and mis-information to be used as fact!
The Yew Ess needs to stay the fuck out of this. The Yew Ess needs fix its own problems and not run around here and there imposing its will on the rest of the world.
Politics will never change in Latin America. Lurch to the left for a while, then the military, then a right-wing regime and then suddenly and aimlessly lurch back to the left. Left-wing corrupt dictatorships are virtually indistinguishable from right-wing corrupt dictatorships although the lefties seem to have more fun.
I never did understand this Israel problem, nor have I had much interest in it. They have enough people, worldwide, assigned to the issue. All I was saying in the earlier post is that the USA pays everyone else, but those they need and provided the most (ie. Black USA.) The "race baiters" of the USA attempt to polarize with this "Anti-Semetic" characterization, but Black USA does not have time to decipher on who is from what European country nor what Christian denomination they are. This is a Caucassian issue from Europe that they try to project onto Black USA so Black USA will loose support from sympathizers. I don't fall for this trap (ie. Israel bashing.)
I am beginning to understand why we are so hated throughout the world....
Generous Gent,
Guilty by association.
Here is a timeline of USA military actions http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_military_history_events
Here are the Constitutions: http://www.asamblea.gob.ni/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=228&Itemid=156
Here are the laws of Nicaragua: http://www.asamblea.gob.ni/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=153
Whether these laws are applied or upheld is anyone's guess. Sometimes, more than often, law is mendable and conforms to the interests of others.
Happy Reading!
You do understand that the official language of the country is Spanish, correct?
The cable company Estesa provides programming in two languages, with English channels having subtitles.
English
1980s Pop-Music.
USA (Miami, NYC)
Spanish
As in the USA, the main source of media is the television- cable! The major difference in Nicaragua vs. the USA is that the USA cable systems are 100% bullsh*t with only 100% of USA programming. You may get "fancy" and get a few Mexican stations (ie. Televisa, Azteca, Telemundo, Univision,) but they are damn-near USA stations at his point! In Nicaragua, the cable channels are from around the world! And it costs US $20 per month versus USA rates of US $100.
Estesa Cable is GREAT! For those desiring international exposing "mass media" there is no comparison and it is "mass media" that the USA lives by. Calculate your daily existence and how much of it is based around the television. (We both know the stats.)
The channels are provided by:
Cuba.
Brazil.
Venezuela.
Mexico.
USA.
Cuba.
Peru.
Argentina.
Miami.
Germany.
France.
Iran (not yet.)
Russia.
Colombia.
The amount of exposure you get is UNBEATABLE!
The channels are showing all types of military history in all types of languages with Spanish subtitles. They are "pumping up" the current situation "we" (ie. residents and investors) face due to Sunday's actions. 100% Orgullo (ie. pride.) July 19, 2009, will be HUGE with all types of chivatos from around the world, 1rst world - 3rd world, working the crowd with their respective governments positioning for power and their play(s.)
How much are you going to invest here? We have "Free Trade Agreements" (ie. CAFTA, ALBA) and laws. How much are you going to spend per month to live here? That's right, leave all of this p*ssy to "Meat Loaf," "XDred," "Nica Bound," and "DrDewman." We'll be alright! The "hoes" probably wouldn't like you anyway. LOL.
Nicaragua is 100% Risk Management!
Are you ready for Central America? No, go to Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, etcetera. This is Nicaragua, buey puta!
This morning on all news stations were reports of Alexis passing away.
Alexis was a 3-time world champion boxer. Alexis won the mayoral election, Sandanista Party, in November 2008, which caused the USA to stop humanitarian aide to Nicaragua.
Alexis increased revenue collection immediately upon taking office by having the tamales (ie. thieves) writing more traffic tickets, charging every commercial activity licensing fees, and other forms of taxation.
July 19, 2009, will be HUGE 'cause of (1) Honduras Coup, (2) the Sandanista Managuan mayor dying, and (3) anti-Gringo / Colonialism feelings running high. The entire world will is here and will be here to fight for political influence!
Was he killed? Poisoned? An air-bubble injected into his veins? Chisme (ie. gossip) and speculation will rule the day until the results of several autoposies are performed.
News reports are saying it was suicide with a gunshot to the chest, but.....
(1) he was a boxer; (2) he was 57 years of age; (3) he was the only representative for Nicaragua at the Chinese Olympics. Speculation....
In Nicaragua, politics can and may kill you! It's not "clean" like the O'Bama election. O'Bama may be Irish so let us write it O'Bama versus Obama. LOL.
Is this part of the Honduran coup by causing disruption in Nicaragua's capital? Or is this just natural causes of a young man approaching 60-years of age?
Remember Bill Clinton and Vince Foster?
It's going to get hot and active in Nicaragua! When will you move here or come visit, coward (ie. cobarde)?
* This post is not an endorsement of any political party or affiliation, but a post of la prena (ie. press.) I am thankful and respectful of / for el pueblo allowing me to visit and reside without any chivato activites being performed. *
nobody commits suicide by shooting themselves in the chest for christ's sakes. that makes about as much sense as a guy telling the judge, "she raped me and then fell on my knife seventeen times."
Sandino. Revolutionary against the USA. "Assasinated."
Carlos Fonseca. Co-founder of the Sandanista Party. "Assasinated."
Ruben Dario. Poet. Dead.
Carlos Mejia Godoy. Musician / Sandanista. Still Living.
Denis Martinez. Baseball Player. Still Living?
Alexis Arguello. Boxer / Sandanista. "Suicide."
Daniel Ortega. Sandanista. Still Living.
Vicente Padilla. Baseball Player. Still Playing.
Much love and thanks is extended to Alexis for enstilling Orgullo (ie. pride) throughout the population!
If you know more Nicas Hereos, please list them.
July 19, 2009, will be HUGE!
Marvin Benard, who was the first position player (non-pitcher) to play in the (You Ess) majors and had a decent career. Dennis "El Presidente" Martinez is still alive and is a minor league pitching coach in Florida. Honorable mention goes to Porfi Altamirano who pitched briefly in the majors for the Cubs and Phillies but did achieve the distinction of fucking my niece Amanda. There are several who hold that distinction, mostly black, but he is the only Nicaraguan as far as I know.
I like Dario, the "Father of Modernism," and two other Nicaraguan writers I've enjoyed are Julio Castillo (Valle) and Claribel Alegría. I could read Julio in Spanish but Claribel is a poet so some shit got lost in the translation.
Overall the country is largely irrelevant. "Meat Loaf" will probably end up being the most famous "Nicaraguan" of all once his custom underwear hits the international market.
In Latin America, south of el Rio Grande River, Texas, USA, they put your body in the ground quick as hell!
You die today, the funeral is today, and you hit the ground today!
In the USA it is a 1-week preparation for the "Grande Show." And will cost US $10,000 to start.
Marvin Benard, who was the first position player (non-pitcher) to play in the (You Ess) majors and had a decent career.I believe David Green was first back in the early 80's, started with the Cardinals. I think he is the only one with a World Series title.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Green_(baseball)
I, Meat Loaf, have been "putting in work" in the steets of Granada for two (2) months. I'm almost ready to make my public appearance.
In August we will have the biggest street party in Nicaragua and i will have my Meat Loaf float! For those in New York it resembles the Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn, West Indian Day Parade. I will be "bumpin'" my sounds from Brazil- Funk- on a Semi-truck trailer throughout the city. We will also be presenting ourselves on horses in the defile (ie. parade.)
Anyway, I've received mucho invitations to hit the night life scene, but I am a daytime guy. At night I'm sleep.
With each day I gain more and more credibility and more and more fame! I'm Meat Loaf, b*tch!
I'm holdin' down the ghettoe. I'm holdin' down the rich circuit. I'm holdin' down the backpaccker scene. I'm holdin' down all fronts of Granada society. And August 2009, will only deliver more fame, lana (ie. money) and panocha (ie. vagina.)
All that I am lacking is the US $80,000 Chevy Suburban and the Meat Loaf tailored wardrobe. And the first delivery date is tomorrow, but I must attend the Regata sailing competition in el Lago Nicaragua so ....
A few months ago I had the privlege of meeting a few high-ranking members of the Nicaraguan Air Force. We shared conversation, bromas (ie. jokes), and beverages.
I became to admire the shirt that one member was wearing embossed with military ensignias. The gentleman appreciated my fanaticism and took the shirt off of his back! We exchanged shirts as do friendly soccer matches.
Nicaraguan Air Force flies Russian Mig planes.
a few years ago, i was socializing with some police officers. again, i became to admire and always have appreciated the uniform of la policia nacional. it's tuani and i like the color.
i was able to acquire the police shirt and gorda (ie. cap) from the officer. i "rocked" the shirt and gorda for several months.
one day, i was walking almost in front of the police station and the police officers were on the street en busca mordidas (ie. looking for fines.) they stopped me and made me take off the shirt and gorda. i told them that it was a gift from juan doe, but they didn't care.
to avoid having my new shirt and gorda being confirep001ed again, i don't wear it in front of the police station and i also took off the ensignias.
Cock fighting. And I'm not talking about the Univ. of South Carolina or 'yall "quack quacks" (ie. patos) playing "Star Wars" with your peckers. Gallo mas Gallo.
Quien es el Gallo mas Gallo (ie. Who is the alpha male?)
So we get down with the rooster fights. 1 or 2-inch razor blades tied to the strongest leg of the rooster.
Need money? Sacrifice your gallo and eat big- sopa (ie. soup) if it dies. Vale, C$200 para sacrifice your gallo.
Put the gallo on the scale and hope for 4 libras de peso (ie. 4 pounds of chicken weight.)
Train the gallo. Feed the gallo. Cuidar (ie. take care) of the gallo. And put the gallo in the ring.
BIG MONEY is traded amongst the apuestadores (ie. gamblers; those placing bets.)
No hay mujeres, solo gueys y gallos (ie. there are no women, just guys and roosters.)
Hay competencia (ie. there's competition) amongst the gallos. They take it serious.
15-minutes of cock fighting is a match. 15-minutes of bloody faces or rostros (ie. faces) de roosters. During la pelea el dueno (ie. the fight the owners) performs mouth-to-mouth recesitation. Bloody rooster faces are kissed and caressed by the owners. Chupe, chupe (ie. suck, suck) is the call of the day.
No 15-minutes, no lana (ie. money) for the owner which is why they do everything to ensure the rooster SURVIVES the time requirement.
Side bets. Entrance fees. Food. Beer. And gambling. It's similar to bull fighting in Mexico y Espana (ie. Spain.)
And of course the music played is Mexican Rancheras.
Gallo mas gallo El jefe del jefe (ie. the boss of the bosses.)
Bluefielder
07-05-09, 21:35
Sir Loaf, How is it there since the Managua Mayor dying and Honduras coup?
C
Cock fighting. And I'm not talking about the Univ. of South Carolina or 'yall "quack quacks" (ie. patos) playing "Star Wars" with your peckers. Gallo mas Gallo.
Quien es el Gallo mas Gallo (ie. Who is the alpha male?)
So we get down with the rooster fights. 3 or 4-inch razor blades tied to the strongest leg of the rooster.
Need money? Sacrifice your gallo and eat big- sopa (ie. soup) if it dies. Vale, C$200 para sacrifice your gallo.
Put the gallo on the scale and hope for 4 libras de peso (ie. 4 pounds of chicken weight.)
Train the gallo. Feed the gallo. Cuidar (ie. take care) of the gallo. And put the gallo in the ring.
BIG MONEY is traded amongst the apuestadores (ie. gamblers; those placing bets.)
No hay mujeres, solo gueys y gallos (ie. there are no women, just guys and roosters.)
Hay competencia (ie. there's competition) amongst the gallos. They take it serious.
15-minutes of cock fighting is a match. 15-minutes of bloody faces or rostros (ie. faces) de roosters. During la pelea el dueno (ie. the fight the owners) performs mouth-to-mouth recesitation. Bloody rooster faces are kissed and caressed by the owners. Chupe, chupe (ie. suck, suck) is the call of the day.
No 15-minutes, no lana (ie. money) for the owner which is why they do everything to ensure the rooster SURVIVES the time requirement.
Side bets. Entrance fees. Food. Beer. And gambling. It's similar to bull fighting in Mexico y Espana (ie. Spain.)
And of course the music played is Mexican Rancheras.
Gallo mas gallo El jefe del jefe (ie. the boss of the bosses.)
Sir Loaf, How is it there since the Managua Mayor dying and Honduras coup?
C
Managua is talking about it and viewed the body, which was on display for three (3) days. More flags are being flown and everyone including children are talking about what political party they support.
Everyone in Managua is listening to the radio and television about Honduras, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. Everyone in Managua is talking about the politics and war of yesteryear and remembering "the life of the gun!"
In Masaya and Granada the tourists don't know anything and the locals went to view the body. It was something to talk about. The people in Masaya and Granada are "scared" of the big city due to the "high theft and violence" in Managua and rarely visit.
These "Bamas" don't know what's going on in Managua. For fact, yesterday some Gringos asked the Granada bus driver how to get to el Mercado Oriental. The locals didn't know. I told the tourists that it was 50% closed because it's Sunday and about 1300 hours. I instructed them to go on Monday morning. Some locals attempted to argue with me about the mercado being open. When I started shouting out neighborhoods and stores and employees of el Mercado Oriental the locals shut the f*ck-up.
The USA does not like the Latin American Revolution (ie. Nicaragua, Cuba, Venezuela, Ecuador, Bolivia, Argentina, and a few West Indian islands.) The USA has a very weak policy with Latin America and always has. The USA only objective in Latin America has been to oppress ever since the 1850s. The only positive relationship the USA has in Latin America is "the deal" they have with the Mexican government to export human capital to the USA.
Ok, so the above is the truth of the matter.
When watching media from the USA concerning the Honduran events they are portraying it in a negative light and pro-Honduras. When watching media coverage from Latin America (ie. Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru) via Estessa cable they are protraying the events in a positive light and anti-Honduras. The USA is marketing fear while Latin America is marketing law. With the (1) United Nations and the (2) Organization of American States both denouncing the Honduran events, the latter media coverage is correct.
As usual, the USA marketeers are looking to continue their policies towards Latin America- distrubance. The politicians of the USA initially joined the negative angle until their leader (ie. the President and Secretary of State) went positive and then the "fly bye night mamones" changed their tone.
With Managua being the capital city and the news style of Nicaragua being a mix of fear (ie. theft, murder, car deaths) and politics, the entire country gets the same broadcast.
Watching the news will make you 100% scared to visit Mangua and the streets. Violence with machete, gun, cars, motorcycles. The most popular broadcast is having the news camera before a detainee of theft being beaten by the entire neighborhood. Weapons or not is void: Nobody ever does anything to preserve the right of innocense on allegations. Mob rule is the law of the land!
Example: I'm watching the news right now. The news camera arrives. A suspected thief is tied to the light pole with rope. The suspected thief is 100% naked. The person that captured the expected thief is lashing the suspected thief with a machete. Yes, a machete! The suspected thief is receiving knife-blade wounds along his left-shoulder, buttocks, and thighs. The suspected thief is getting his head slammed into the light pole. They shaved the suspected theif's eyebrows with a razor blade. The news crew recorded this event and broadcasts it as news. (Encouragement is more like it.)
This is the typical news broadcast if not political!
Still want to visit and live here? Watching the news will make you scared to leave the house or hotel. Solution: Be licensed and ready to shoot and kill all that may attempt to "capture" you 'cause if you get "captured" there wil be nobody to aide them assaulting and / or robbing you as evidenced by this news report.
Why would I?
The other day a girl's mother asked, "Do you like ninos?" Trying to be polite in my answer I could not answer. Fortunately the girl responded for me with the mature answer.
In the USA, I don't and didn't date "single moms." Why not? (1) 'Cause they are not mine so why would I want to mantener (ie. financially support) them! (2) I don't want to hear the girl talking about her kids everyday. (3) I am not the owner of the children so it's a 100% rental. Being a father in the USA is bad enough and to compound that experience with additional punishment is foolish. (4) I don't want to pay for a babysitter so the mom and I can go out. (5) I can't discipline the kids. (6) I don't want to be up under the kids everytime I spend time with the mom. In summary, it's a loosing, waste of time and money, endeavor dating "single moms." Why would I want to encourage and accept the decisions she made to reproduce from "whatever" looser or give his offspring access to my life's labour?
I like to shoot loads "rawdog" too, but must (1) educate the girl on responsible sexual activity, (2) wait for her period, (3) purchase the birth control shot overseas, (4) inject her, and (5) then start f*cking her. This is a 4 -8 week process while they jumped into the bed without concern. ¡No me mames sin permiso! This applie to domestic and abroad Meat Loaf activities.
Additionally in the USA, I don't date or really associate with non-college graduates or non-fellow office workers.
In Nicaragua, all I do date are "single moms" and high school dropouts. Why? It's the environment. You can't chase what's not available. Yes, females with college degrees and no children do exist, but I'm not looking for a needle in the haystack. Government stats say 50% are "moms" by age 19.
Ok, so we have the two worlds of Meat Loaf.
In order to leave the USA and get to the point in life where you can leave and earn revenues, you must do everything with caution and planning in the USA. You can't leave the USA without having had a life plan. You, the expat, had to and have to sacrifice much to make if off the plantation.
In contrast, the "single mom" at age 19 with no education, job skills, etcetera has done very little to plan her life.
To reward someone who has planned little to none while you, I, planned for a lifetime is malpractice. No, it's what's called "Willie Lump Lump" or "Caballo" or "Boo Boo the Fool" or "Bo Bo." So many names for a / the sucker.
So again, the grandmother of 45-years of age asked, "Do you like ninos?" If they were mine and created with planning and I actually can rear them for life, yes. If they are the fruits of someone else's pleasure, but I'm the one paying the pain of daily financial maintenance, no. Rewarding someone else just for p*ssy access is "Bo Bo."
If they're mine, yes. If they're some other guys, no. If there is no game plan in the life of the girl's household other than finding a caballo, no. Why would I or anyone want that immediate debt and financial pressure with zero standing (ie. legal rights to the nino(s))? Even worse, a few adults are going to come along the for ride too.
Maturely, after several years of knowing, observing, and preparing the girl and adults for occupational participation, maybe. Anything sooner or with less effort, no.
Do you like ninos?
Member #4167
07-08-09, 16:19
I like to shoot loads "rawdog" too, but must (1) educate the girl on responsible sexual activity, (2) wait for her period, (3) purchase the birth control shot overseas, (4) inject her, and (5) then start f*cking her. This is a 4 -8 week process while they jumped into the bed without concern. ¡No me mames sin permiso! This applie to domestic and abroad Meat Loaf activities.Meat Loaf,
You don't have to wait that long - there are many contraceptivos that work instantaneously but still let you go sin persativo - bareback.
I am more worried about la SIDA. I would have her HIV tested first before rawdogging her. Until then - no sexo sin condon.
You, the expat, had to and have to sacrifice much to make if off the plantation.
This should go in a book of famous quotes. Having been screwed over by Uncle Sam multiple times, I do feel like a slave to the politicians, lawyers and bureaucrats.
I believe David Green was first back in the early 80's, started with the Cardinals. I think he is the only one with a World Series title.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Green_(baseball)
You're right. My bad.
A little farther south, I take a different approach to the niños. I like niños for an hour or two of soccer and then chau. But about once a month, I have some chica saying "Yo quiero un hijo con ojos celestes" (I want a kid with blue eyes). I could then
a) explain Mendel, genetics, recessive and dominant traits,
b) say, "No, that would be irresponsible,"
c) tell them I am fixed, or
d) blow numerous raw dog loads into them until they figure out I am "huevo duro" (fixed).
The correct answer is "d."
Hi Waterboy,
I'm glad you are still around.
Waterboy knows what he is talking about. Waterboy contacted me in year 2007 via PM with some good questions about possibly relocating to Nicaragua. I told Waterboy the truth. Waterboy came to visit anyway. Waterboy realized and agreed with what I told him, the truth.
I learned two (2) new words from Waterboy: Prostibulo and Chongo.
Keep reading and take care.
I've researched a certain sex tourist's brief posting history dating back to year 2005 on ISG and watched his video library that included Ladyboy action. I don't know if you were the director of the movie, the top, or the bottom; but if you want Ladyboy action go to: Veranero Restaurant / Bar in Bello Horizonte at night.
The only switch-hitters I associate with are the Managua Boers baseball team.
Drop the soap; touch your toes; shine your shoes if you like, but don't contaminate my local p*ssy with "dookie d*ck."
Meat Loaf,
You don't have to wait that long - there are many contraceptivos that work instantaneously but still let you go sin persativo - bareback.
I am more worried about la SIDA. I would have her HIV tested first before rawdogging her. Until then - no sexo sin condon.
Yes, Waterboy, I forgot to write in that post that while waiting for her period to come I do take her to "ProFamilia" gynecologist to check the p*ssy. It cost C$50.
They got jokes!
Naturally I meet all of the deported guys in whatever city or country I reside. Why? 'Cause I'm Black USA and they know Black USA from their time in the state or federal prison system. They know that we can relate to one another. So, I'm always able to infiltrate the streets. In fact, they search me out often.
Being Black USA you must SURVIVE your community. SURVIVING the community is not a joke. Between the police, the gangs, pistoleros, drugs, mob action,county jail and state / federal prisons, and all of the other ills of society it's a challenge of wits and "holding it down." And then you still need to SURVIVE white USA in the office, court system, law enforcement, social circles, consumerism, etcetera.
To SURVIVE the USA as Black USA, you must be versatile: The "Black-White Guy."
This means that the skin color is Black, but the manerisms and communicae are white.
How do you think I've attracted your attention and you are a dedicated reader of Meat Loaf posts. 'Cause I play both sides. I can and do get "grimey" for self-preservation while getting "white" in the office, education, communication, and social circles.
I know that white USA is scared of Black & Brown, so I must make you feel comfortable. I must get on your level of communication (ie. white.) You will never get on the level of Black USA communication. Why? 'Cause you're scared of the racial tension that is 500-years old. LOL.
Black USA must always stay "gulley side." Why? 'Cause when the police come or some white person "gives you a case" and you check into government housing it's Black & Brown. If you can't relate to your community on the outside, then when you enter government housing you will be carne molida.
So these deported guys from a "gutter city" had jokes about me being the "Black-White Guy." Why? 'Cause I can get white USA too. You must SURVIVE your environment and the USA is white supremacy. Therefore, you must play the "white man's game." They'll try and trick you, set you up, and other nonsense so it's 100% work, SURVIVING.
So when I see white people in Granada and we naturally engage in conversation, they get amazed. Why? 'Cause they don't know anyone Black USA other than occupational subbordinates. And then they realize that I'm more qualified and "doing the damn thing" as Black USA overseas. They get f*cked-up and some get quiet while others get energized. Of course they know that I get "gulley side" 'cause I'm Black USA too.
It's a nice change of pace associating with white people socially. I've been in Latin America for ten (10) years, not in tourist cities or town, and have been 100% local populace. Therefore, I don't really see too many white USA or their mentalities, but I know how they're socialized so...
It's been like this my entire life, the "Black-White Guy."
The funny thing is: I'm so Latin American too!
I started the day on the executive expecting a "new hire" to arrive for training. In hand he brought his passport and finger print cards for his international background check.
We conversed about his occupational duties. He inquired about the advancement opportunities available to him. I disclosed that a "booK" containing US $15 Million in annual revolving loans is his promotion and until that's attained he must work the phone. And then the electricity went out: In Nicaragua you never know when you'll have power. Later on, the electricity returned, but the cable and internet went out of service. Therefore, he took me to lunch near Parque Central.
We returned to the executive desk where he retrieved his laptop computer and adjourned for the day. His daily commute to the executive desk is 90-minutes each way!
With no electricity I went to visit some leaders of society. We shared conversation about the goings-on in the USA and broke bread.
In quest of more lujo (ie. luxury), I relocated from the current 2,100 sq. foot residence, with pool, to a 3,000 sq. foot home encompassing 3-stories (ie. tres nivels.)
Visiting my "watering hole" I met a gentleman from Nuevo Mexico who introduced me the beverage mojito. I am a fan of this minty masterpiece. While sharing conversation and adult beverages along the calzada, we met a European.
"The Sir" is and was an interesting character! Enbarquing on his quest to travel the entire American Hemisphere from Alaska to Argentina is his purpose. 1-year deep he is on the mission. Cool guy who too is a finance professional and we share a common connection in Rotterdam. What's even mas tuani (ie. cooler) is that he shipped an antique Harley Davidson from the EU to Alaska for the "Road Trip."
Of course, the street prostitutes approach. "Do you need a woman" is their heckle as they passby. Yes, I do need a woman: No, I do not pay for p*ssy. They shared gaseosas with "the players," excluding the European who adjourned for more pleasantries in a different locale. The "cluckers" wanted US $40 per polvo. No soy ese hombre. I don't even know how much that is 'cause in Nicaragua we use Cordobas. Her co-puta (ie. co-worker in prostitution) had 0% conversation so you can imagine the p*ssy quality. Por fin (ie. finally), they left.
Invited by my neighbor, two weeks earlier, to the "bar" where he pours drinks, I finally went. Tuani atmosphere of foreigners. Lots of white women were present. I chose one to attempt to mount. She was wearing a beautiful dress that I complemented her on. I invited her to our, the "Southwest Boys," table. She joined us. She was from Canada and "down to her last US $3,000."
Beautiful skin of 22 years. Tanned from frente to floor she is. No ass, but titties. I felt her smoothness and attempted to open her gated community. Instructing her to let her down, she did. "Your Sexy" was my compliment. I told her who I was- Meat Loaf- and what her today and future could be. Clase Turca. Of course, my commrade made a statement that she did not like and she abandoned our table and subsequently my quest to squeeze her breasts.
To location #3 we went. Immediately I did not like the atmosphere, but a local "Leader in Society" invited me and I had to make my presence. The "hoe show" is what this place is and was and therefore not my cup of tea. Two tragos (ie. drinks) later, we left.
Location #4 was and is more enjoyable! Being challenged by "ABQ" to pick-up some women, I moved-in. Two guedas (ie. white girls) on vacation from the "Twin Cities" they are and were. Immediate connection was made due to my previous residence in Minnesota. We danced a few songs and I called it the day. Not wanting to entertain, I bailed out.
On the return to my alchante o canton (ie. tiny shack residence), I went. In route I engaged conversation with some trabajadoras. I developed a liking to one, but again, she was looking to earn. I refuse to P-4-P in Granada. Why? I can't compete with a "Sucker A*s Gringo" on vacation spending money for memories. Vale: US $30 per polvo. Again, what is that?
The same street walkers that approached me earlier were now at new corners sitting like Gargoiles. Four wh*res with no scores! And as an added negative the transexual, who offered me a free BJ and Beans due to el Clase Turca, was looking for prey.
I retired for the evening with memories of nice conversation, international "muchos gustos" (ie. nice to meet you), and this post.
Meat Loaf
Finally my 100% custom-tailored clothes arrived!
At the executive desk I sat when my tailor arrived. Great quality- linen. Perfect fit- 38 waist, Large shirt. A variety of colors and styles.
Tomorrow, I will place another order as I re-build my wardrobe all, 100%, custom with my name on the tags!
As habit, I gave away my wardrobe to the "less fortunate" and now I arrive "on top of the game!"
Yesterday, an ISG member asked about my wardrobe as we shared coctails. Today, I'm "dressed to death!"
Before the eyes of "my staff" the clothes arrived. Is Meat Loaf the "Real McCoy?" Come and see for yourself.
Unfortunately, the type of cotton I want for my underwear is not available in Nicaragua so I must change fabric styles for my "Meat Loaf" enscribed drawers.
That's good stuff about the Black/White guy. You should change your handle to Chessboard. Except in chess white goes to the right and since you are a registered Republican maybe black goes to the right on this chessboard.
Hee hee. So did Arguello kill himself or did he accidentally shoot himself a whole bunch of times? The world press is too busy talking about Honduras for me to get any info.
Me, I am the Albino Latino :<)
That's good stuff about the Black/White guy. You should change your handle to Chessboard. Except in chess white goes to the right and since you are a registered Republican maybe black goes to the right on this chessboard.
Hee hee. So did Arguello kill himself or did he accidentally shoot himself a whole bunch of times? The world press is too busy talking about Honduras for me to get any info.
Me, I am the Albino Latino :<)
Channel 4 which is the Sandanista Channel has been showing old footage of July 19 celebrations en la Plaza Fe. July 19, 2009, is on a Sunday with Monday being a National Holiday. And Saturday will be a celebration tambien. Payday was yesterday, but somehow; someway the populace will "find" money to party.
How to find money: Sell p*ssy, steal, ask the Gringo, or barter something.
Channel 8 has been showing old boxing footage.
Channel 80, the Hugo Chavez channel, has beein showing Hugo garduating people. They have more military graduations: Almost Daily. With an economy estimated at 90 - 97% government revenues (GDP) it's no wonder. The source is oil sales (ie. Citgo.)
And that's pretty much it on the television. I spend more time watching USA-based programming than Spanish-based. Subtitles are cool!
Chocha Monger
07-16-09, 18:35
AP
Thu Jul 16, 3:48 am ET
ADEL, Ga. – A Georgia man spent more than a year behind bars for failing to pay child support for a child that wasn't his, but he was released after DNA tests showed he wasn't the father.
Frank Hatley, 50, had been jailed since June 2008 for not making payments, but two separate DNA tests in the last nine years showed he was not the father of the boy, who is now 21.
Southern Center for Human Rights attorney Sarah Geraghty won Hatley's release at a hearing Wednesday in Superior Court. A court order has also relieved him of his financial obligation to the Georgia Department of Human Resources.
"State child support officials have shown extraordinarily poor judgment in Mr. Hatley's case," Geraghty said.
Although Hatley was freed from making future payments after a 2001 hearing, Superior Court Judge Dan Perkins had ordered him to continue making $16,000 in back payments. He paid $6,000 of that before being laid off from his job.
Perkins ordered Hatley's immediate release Wednesday after determining that he was indigent. Although he was released, Hatley's paternity case is still unresolved. No future hearings are scheduled.
"Out of it all, I just feel like justice should be served for me in this case," Hatley told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution shortly after his release. "I shouldn't have to keep being punished for a child that is not mine."
Hatley had a relationship with Essie Lee Morrison, who had a baby in 1987 and told Hatley the child was his, according to court records. The couple never married and split up shortly afterward.
In 1989, Morrison applied for public assistance through the state Department of Human Resources. Hatley agreed to reimburse the state because he believed the boy was his.
Documents show Hatley paid at least $9,500.
But in 2000, DNA samples showed the two were not related, according to court records. A test earlier this month confirmed that.
As I've written before, the "new" USA Slaves are the male-citizens of the USA. Sure, you can become or "be forced" to be a USA-citizen.
The USA wants one thing from it's citizens: Labour and taxation.
AP
Thu Jul 16, 3:48 am ET
ADEL, Ga. – A Georgia man spent more than a year behind bars for failing to pay child support for a child that wasn't his, but he was released after DNA tests showed he wasn't the father.
Frank Hatley, 50, had been jailed since June 2008 for not making payments, but two separate DNA tests in the last nine years showed he was not the father of the boy, who is now 21.
Southern Center for Human Rights attorney Sarah Geraghty won Hatley's release at a hearing Wednesday in Superior Court. A court order has also relieved him of his financial obligation to the Georgia Department of Human Resources.
"State child support officials have shown extraordinarily poor judgment in Mr. Hatley's case," Geraghty said.
Although Hatley was freed from making future payments after a 2001 hearing, Superior Court Judge Dan Perkins had ordered him to continue making $16,000 in back payments. He paid $6,000 of that before being laid off from his job.
Perkins ordered Hatley's immediate release Wednesday after determining that he was indigent. Although he was released, Hatley's paternity case is still unresolved. No future hearings are scheduled.
"Out of it all, I just feel like justice should be served for me in this case," Hatley told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution shortly after his release. "I shouldn't have to keep being punished for a child that is not mine."
Hatley had a relationship with Essie Lee Morrison, who had a baby in 1987 and told Hatley the child was his, according to court records. The couple never married and split up shortly afterward.
In 1989, Morrison applied for public assistance through the state Department of Human Resources. Hatley agreed to reimburse the state because he believed the boy was his.
Documents show Hatley paid at least $9,500.
But in 2000, DNA samples showed the two were not related, according to court records. A test earlier this month confirmed that.
When you sign the birth certificate!
When you "common law marry" (ie. living together for more than 6 months; tout the partner as a spouse.) the child is yours.
Any child birthed during marriage is the child of the husband.
When you claim the child, similar to common law marriage, as yours, the child is yours.
The child support bill begins with the above actions.
When a child receives public assistance (ie. medical, food, daycare, housing) from the government, either state or federal, the father is liable for the expense.
Read Meat Loaf post concerning Child Custody / Child Support. It was written between January 2009 - April 2009.
Sometimes I think about asking a broad, any broad, to get married so I can have something and someone to do. It's during these times that I recognize the expense and pain of the exit.
My quest is still the three (3) live-ins and I'm positioned to hire. Hugh Hefner or the Real World are the parameters of the domicile.
A "running buddy" of mine from 2007 dropped anchor and made a trip to the courthouse with local in hand. Good for him she's not a Nica. He stated that he got tired of the "hunt for c*nt." Can I blame him? Probably not, 'cause of the locale where he resides.
How many marriages are formed simply to kill the solitude? How many marriages are formed due to pregnancy? How many marriages are formed for "true love?"
I suppose the reason for entering marriage is moot but the goings-on during the marriage are fodder for divorce and child custody court.
Will he become a victim of the seven (7) year itch? Probably. Does he have assets? No. Can he be placed onto the 20% for 18 - 25 years? Of course he will!
Result: He ended his solitude, temporarily, but will pay until retirement (ie. social security.)
That's tough sledding!
As with most things in life: Quality takes time to develop and nothing worth something comes easily.
Will "Meat Loaf" play himself like a "poo-butt with a fresh crew cut?" Doubtful! Instead, "Meat Loaf" will seek out those "skeezers" that want the bunny-lifestyle. Will "Meat Loaf" loose credibility amongst the lemmings of marriage? Yes. Why? Misery loves company!
Nonetheless, I wonder how many marriages are for convience to start and financial pressures to maintain? What's your story?
Thank God for Meat Loaf posts!
The same high-quality information delivered to "wh*remongers" on ISG is the same high-quality delivered info worldwide.
This morning Meat Loaf was on the airwaves discussing the impact of the USA minimum wage increasing to US $7.55 per hour. What effect will this have on the economy and labourer?
Answer: The increase is moot for wage earners. The price of wage increase will be passed on to the consumer. The consumer, 93% of labour, is not earning minimum wage and therefore will absorb the increase as inflation. Secondly, it will affect the minimum wage earner worse than those not earning such income. Why? The minimum wage earner cannot absorb the impact of inflation as others can. Tercery, the employer will be affected more through payroll tax increases, 401K increases, and other compensatory payments. These charges will be passed-on to the consumer. This legislation was codified in year 2007 and phased-in over two years. Combine this with O'Bama policies and inflation is guaranteed! Forthly, the unemployment and "U6" employment will increase due to employer's lack of interest in the labour market's payment.
I guess, I'll write-up some economic impact analysis and forward it to my publishing partners for your education.
I established a Nicaraguan corporation a while back with my job title being "el Cazador del Talento." When I met with my Nicaraguan lawyers they found the title super-funny. My publicity / advertisement lists me as "el Cazador del Talento" and when I present business cards and other marketing materials the recipients find it humorous.
Cazador del Talento = Talent Scout.
In English nobody finds "talent scout" a funy title, but the translation into Spanish creates humor and risas.
Cazador is hunter, not scout. Like hunter with a gun. That's why the translation is "funny." I'd be using "buscador" if I were serious about this.
Cazador is hunter, not scout. Like hunter with a gun. That's why the translation is "funny." I'd be using "buscador" if I were serious about this.
Everyone "loves" the cazador title and suggested a while ago that I keep it.
Cazando is from 1994 when I traded the currency markets, and created a small trading group.
in true meat loaf fashion, i spend time on the gulley side.
with the "war" going full throttle is it smart? no, but i'm from juarez. killings and kidnappings are the past time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc-myg0ybka&feature=related
we got 400 murders on the books of trabajadoras de las maquillas. we're pushing 1,000 murders on the streets! and you can't discount the kidnappings and burials in the desert and basements. i don't even know how many soldiers, police, and other law enforcement officials have died. and you can't discount the public officials that have fled the city and country for usa-protection! let's not discount the decapitations and body-part dismemberments.
when you deboard the plane at the airport you will be greeted by 15-military soldiers inspecting your possessions. two gates must be cleared. when you leave the airport you'll be "open game!"
using walkie-talkies is the mode of communication among your "crew." watching your back at the stop lights is survival. watching your back at the cantina is survival. watching your back at any and every interraction is survival.
afi (ie. mexican fbi) rolling in black chevy suburbans is the mode. military humvees with 6-soldiers hoisting ak-47s is the mode. tamarindos (ie. street police) looking for sucker a*s gringos to extort is the mode. having respect and name familiarty with the "movers and shakers" of the street is the mode.
hearing guns shots, grenades, and other artillery is the street noise! keeping your eyes and mouth shut is survival. keeping and respecting the street is survival. no se nada para nada is survival.
la cebolla (ie. the onion.): layer after layer is peeled to reveal another layer. the onion never goes away 'cause another layer is revealed.
visiting and spending time in the "ladies bars" is the mode. drinking buchannas is the mode. drinking chivas regal is the mode. drinking carta blanca is the mode. tambien, tomando mezcal es la onda. listening to nortenas and corridos is the mode.
at the "ladies bar" cada polvo vale us $20 a us $100.
at the "ladies bar" live nortenas vale us $5 per song.
at the "ladies bar" live mariachis vale us $10 per song.
at the "ladies bar" you can and may spend us $500 per nightly sitting. within the city, almost on every five (5) blocks is a "ladies bar."
getting arrested by los tamarindos for extortion is the mode. getting arrested to be a victim of assaults is the mode. getting "set-up" on the street by wh*res is the mode. witnessing cholos "mean mugging" is the mode.
not knowing what location is "clean" and what location is "hot" is the mode. getting "caught-up" in someone else's "beef" is the mode. staying true to the street is survival.
wearing cowboy boots is the fashion. wearing wranglers is the fashion. wearing vintage cowboy shirts is the fashion.
eating burritos, frijoles rayos y aguas naturales is the diet. eating chile relleno, mole y picadillo is the diet.
as a resident of juarez, obviously nicaragua is a "walk in the park."
I've spent maybe a couple of months total in various parts of the state -- the capital city (Chihuahua), Juarez, in the mountains across from Big Bend, and in the Sierra Madre Occidental. And I can't remember being hassled by the police or witnessing a crime once. Compared to Coahuila, where I get hit up for a mordita practically every time I go it was a refreshing change. But my last visit was 4 or 5 years ago. Things have changed. Juarez must be one of the most dangerous places in the world right now, and Chihuahua isn't far behind.
I've spent maybe a couple of months total in various parts of the state -- the capital city (Chihuahua), Juarez, in the mountains across from Big Bend, and in the Sierra Madre Occidental. And I can't remember being hassled by the police or witnessing a crime once. Compared to Coahuila, where I get hit up for a mordita practically every time I go it was a refreshing change. But my last visit was 4 or 5 years ago. Things have changed. Juarez must be one of the most dangerous places in the world right now, and Chihuahua isn't far behind.
Tiny12,
It seems that you and I cross paths throughout Latin America.
5-years ago Cd. Juarez was alright, but they were changing everything. 10-years ago it was fun! 20-years ago it was great. The party atmosphere is what I refer. Drink-and-Drown for US $8: All you can drink.
Police extortion is all day, everyday. At Christmas time the tamales (ie. thieves; police) wait on the bridge to extort Christmas shoppers returning from the USA with their presents in hand. They're waiting.......
I have so many stories and experiences in Juarez that it would make my postings in Nicaragua look boring!
It changed in the past few years, but if you're not involved in the community that's hot then you'll be fine. La cebolla.
Chihuahua is for that country feel. Did you take the train that travels through the mountains?
Big Bend, Texas, USA: Beautiful golf course and river.
Coahuila: They have some beautiful girls with milky-white skin! The have no real towns or cities. Cd. Acuna is small.
There is so much going-on at the border and it's all "hush-hush" to outsiders. And it's the Mexican-side that's the best side to reside.
Some stroke material for you guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxyzOaFdwgc&feature=related
So I'm watching "Fatal Attraction" with Michael Douglas and wonder, "How many of you guys are / were in his shoes? Creaping with a broad; having her claim to be pregnant; you, the male feeling trapped; confessing to your wife; your wife leaving you and sticking you with the child support and divorce bills; the "baby's momma' sticking you with the child support bill; you being abandoned and lonely; and finally, you end-up becoming a monger on ISG for lack of female trust!
Great entertainment: Horrible Experience.
He should have been honest and not have gotten married.
Marriage is for women, not men! Why? 'Cause they got you on contract with 0% rewards. The only reward is "access to your child" and that's temporary 'cause when she leaves you so will the child.
Chocha Monger
07-28-09, 20:41
You may find this link interesting http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/ahr/111.2/lasso.html
They got jokes!
Naturally I meet all of the deported guys in whatever city or country I reside. Why? 'Cause I'm Black USA and they know Black USA from their time in the state or federal prison system. They know that we can relate to one another. So, I'm always able to infiltrate the streets. In fact, they search me out often.
Being Black USA you must SURVIVE your community. SURVIVING the community is not a joke. Between the police, the gangs, pistoleros, drugs, mob action,county jail and state / federal prisons, and all of the other ills of society it's a challenge of wits and "holding it down." And then you still need to SURVIVE white USA in the office, court system, law enforcement, social circles, consumerism, etcetera.
To SURVIVE the USA as Black USA, you must be versatile: The "Black-White Guy."
This means that the skin color is Black, but the manerisms and communicae are white.
How do you think I've attracted your attention and you are a dedicated reader of Meat Loaf posts. 'Cause I play both sides. I can and do get "grimey" for self-preservation while getting "white" in the office, education, communication, and social circles.
I know that white USA is scared of Black & Brown, so I must make you feel comfortable. I must get on your level of communication (ie. white.) You will never get on the level of Black USA communication. Why? 'Cause you're scared of the racial tension that is 500-years old. LOL.
Black USA must always stay "gulley side." Why? 'Cause when the police come or some white person "gives you a case" and you check into government housing it's Black & Brown. If you can't relate to your community on the outside, then when you enter government housing you will be carne molida.
So these deported guys from a "gutter city" had jokes about me being the "Black-White Guy." Why? 'Cause I can get white USA too. You must SURVIVE your environment and the USA is white supremacy. Therefore, you must play the "white man's game." They'll try and trick you, set you up, and other nonsense so it's 100% work, SURVIVING.
So when I see white people in Granada and we naturally engage in conversation, they get amazed. Why? 'Cause they don't know anyone Black USA other than occupational subbordinates. And then they realize that I'm more qualified and "doing the damn thing" as Black USA overseas. They get f*cked-up and some get quiet while others get energized. Of course they know that I get "gulley side" 'cause I'm Black USA too.
It's a nice change of pace associating with white people socially. I've been in Latin America for ten (10) years, not in tourist cities or town, and have been 100% local populace. Therefore, I don't really see too many white USA or their mentalities, but I know how they're socialized so...
It's been like this my entire life, the "Black-White Guy."
The funny thing is: I'm so Latin American too!
Good stuff: It looked too long at first, but I got through it.
As an asiring Ph.D. in Latin American Studies, the concentration of / in "Afro" is rather weak, of course. A few schools within the hemisphere offer this concentration with a few more offering it as a Masters.
I wonder what barrier I'll face at application and then again at the 2-year review?
As I learned when I applied for USA-law school, the roles have and are already defined for degrees and the jobs they grant. Where you, the "Afro," fit-in has been defined: On the outside. Why? Glass Ceilings and the advanced degrees that take you there.
Thank God for sports and music entertainment: A "traditional" employer.
I had of exchange ideologies yesterday with a "lad" who's volunteering for the exploitation. He's seeking it out: Unintelligently he's sold himself on the idea of marriage and is simply waiting to fill the vacancy. Eager as "DrDewman" with "Blue" and camera in hand at Fenix, this lad is all smiles.
The Marriage Contract:
1. The reasons for one entering into this contract are moot.
2. Once in the contract, the male is toast. The male is subborniated to the female and government via the contract itself. The contract's terms are written for all to read and detail the male's demise.
3. Getting "gulley side," a "looser" will impregnate your wife and the child is legally yours and you're mandated to maintain child support payments. ([CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off and I'll give you, the husband, a kid to support.)
4. Adultery is grounds for divorce.
5. 50% of assets are divided. Men never marry-up, but always marry-down. In contrast, women always marry-up.
6. Alimony is on the table for three (3) years. At least it's taxed on her IRS 1040 as income while child support is not.
7. Of course she gets the offspring. See you in Family Court, if you can afford the attorney bill. Of course, if you never get to court she will not be bound by the court and may relocate the offspring interstate or internationally. Why? You're not recognized.
8. Of course she gets the house for the well-being of the offspring.
I can go on-and-on, but you already know and simply are "stuck." You should have contacted Meat Loaf earlier for guidance.
The above referrenced "lad" stated that I've been blinded by business and law, and am not think "romance." Romance? Me, a male, contracting for 1-piece of p*ssy for perpetuity and if I may stray the above is enforced upon me. Romance? The occasional p*ssy-access I, the male, gain depending upon her whims. Romance? The entrance into the above contractual agreement and risk exposure. Romance? The US $30,000 wedding bill for a 1-day party.
Marriage is for women and governments, and not for males!
Chocha Monger
07-29-09, 18:33
The above referrenced "lad" stated that I've been blinded by business and law, and am not think "romance."
LOL. This gentleman's name wouldn't happen to be Juan Bobo, would it?
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