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Watching Larry Flint "Do the Damn Thing!" Is he your role model?
Tiny12,
It seems that you and I cross paths throughout Latin America.
Chihuahua is for that country feel. Did you take the train that travels through the mountains?
Big Bend, Texas, USA: Beautiful golf course and river.
Coahuila: They have some beautiful girls with milky-white skin! The have no real towns or cities. Cd. Acuna is small.
Meat Loaf, My visits to Latin America are short and safe--I've read with amazement some of the things you've gotten up to in Nicaragua, Mexico and Panama.
I did take the train from Chihuahua to Los Mochis through Copper Canyon, stopping in Creel and Divisadero, and highly recommend it. Big Bend as well, as long as it's not during the summer. Actually there's an entertaining Boys Town in Ojinaga, just west of the park. And although Ciudad Acuna is small, I've enjoyed it more than Juarez -- Most of my experiences in Juarez with hookers were short time, while I developed long lasting, almost boyfriend/girlfriend relationships with a couple in Acuna.
Soy un esclavo de los EE.UU. (ie. I'm a USA-slave.)
I receive this question from Latin Americans rather frequently. Where are you from? The USA. Where are your parents from? The USA. Where are your grandparents from? We're the African-slaves of the USA.
The either get intimidated, scared, fearful, or cautious that any African-slave (ie. Black person) would make such a claim in 100% pride (ie. orgullo.)
Depending upon the country (ie. Mexico) they will inform me on how their country is not racist and everyone is accepted. Or they will jump on the USA in a negative light (ie. Nicaragua.)
Yeah, I'm the first-generation of the USA to have freedom in travel (ie. Civil Rights 1965) and therefore these foreigners have little to 0% exposure to Black-USA other than media.
I immediately get respect. I immediately get motherf*ckers that want to play "slave master."
The thing is: I go hard in Latin America with memories of the "slave trading block" in my forehead! When I hit the jails of Latin America it's like being in Africa (ie. West Coast Africa or the USA) and not knowing where I'll be "sold to" or transferred to. So, on the street I'm 100% "primitive." In the office, I'm 100% USA year 2010. LOL. Dicotomy.
Almost always, they have nothing to say, but the expect that I'm a Latin American who fled Latin America for the USA as they aspire to do. In fact, I'm the guy who built the USA!
As Black-USA, Latin America is easy 'cause I'm more oppressed than they are or were. And those (ie. patron) looking for the "easy victory" via racism attempt to exploit and get "awakened quickly."
I'll be damned if a motherf*cker attempts to play racism on me in Latin America when I'm from the USA! I'm American B-itch! #1 in the World and the History of the World: God Bless America!
"Meat Loaf," que tiene (ie. what's wrong.)?" "I got stress." "What do you have stress in?" " I have stress in my life."
They were not trying to here that from a Gringo living in a 2,100 sq. foot house, with pool, maid, garden boy, pool boy, and entertainment budget.
They could not relate: I got stress in these bills. LOL. (You know what I'm saying: Money does not fall from the sky based upon citizenship like they think. LOL.)
I got stress in making these debt payment "on-time." If I'm late they will "mark my credit report" and then how will I "trick or fool" strangers into thinking that I'm successful?
So true and you know and understand it!
They became mad at me when I said the above. Funny thing is they all have professional jobs (ie. attorney, restaurant owner, and professional drinker.)
Haters!
Despite the negatives I write about the USA, I'm proud and thankful for being reared Gringo. Being Gringo is a state of mind and not skin color although it means white by default.
The "Gringa Traveler" from last week helped me remember the beauty of the USA. Although we have demesiada mierda (ie. too much bullsh*t) it's still a good place to participate.
I guess this is why I'm so active and hold the torch in the progression of USA society.
It's easy to get confused by the forest in not seeing the trees.
God Bless America.
In search of more lujo, I've relocated!
3-story home with 3,000 sq. feet, 3-bedrooms, and a view of Granada! How are you living?
I maintain residence in Nicaragua's most valuable real estate market. And you, where do you live?
I'm "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua!"
"Meat Loaf," que tiene (ie. what's wrong.)?" "I got stress." "What do you have stress in?" " I have stress in my life."
They were not trying to here that from a Gringo living in a 2,100 sq. foot house, with pool, maid, garden boy, pool boy, and entertainment budget.
They could not relate: I got stress in these bills. LOL. (You know what I'm saying: Money does not fall from the sky based upon citizenship like they think. LOL.)
I got stress in making these debt payment "on-time." If I'm late they will "mark my credit report" and then how will I "trick or fool" strangers into thinking that I'm successful?
So true and you know and understand it!
They became mad at me when I said the above. Funny thing is they all have professional jobs (ie. attorney, restaurant owner, and professional drinker.)
Haters!
This is weak and undeserving compared to your normal entertaining bullshit. You don't have stress; you have opportunity. The average poor person living in Latin America (i.e., my neighbors and most of my friends) would think poorly of you for this pretense of stress when you have so many resources. Get a grip. I'm sure you are being partially sarcastic but I'm filing this one under S for "snivel."
This is weak and undeserving compared to your normal entertaining bullshit. You don't have stress; you have opportunity. The average poor person living in Latin America (i.e., my neighbors and most of my friends) would think poorly of you for this pretense of stress when you have so many resources. Get a grip. I'm sure you are being partially sarcastic but I'm filing this one under S for "snivel."
What do you mean "Dickhead?" I do have stress. Occupational stress.
It's more stressful being a Gringo and making your monthly debt payments compared to their lack of everything. In Nicaragua, they are poor, but they don't worry about it. This is why I don't pull caballo. They are content asking someone else for their wants! They are not "stressing" about making money to make payments. They don't even worry about it! The only time they worry, and I'm referring to females, is when they need to buy something for the nino they created with 0% planning. And at that time they sell p*ssy.
Explain more about your logic "Dickhead."
What I mean is that you "stressing" over whether you make $10k this month or $20k is pretty small potatoes compared to stressing over where your next meal is coming from, how you are going to feed your kids, and other issues routinely faced by denizens of the Third World. I don't know exactly what you do for a living but if it's really stressful maybe don't do it? But I always avoided stressful jobs although in the case of a couple of jobs I've had, a lot of the other people doing the same job thought it was very stressful. Maybe I am just a low-stress person. I figure it's mind over matter: if you don't mind it don't matter. I enjoy most of your posts but that one was a little bit, I don't know, unrealistic or something.
I don't know Nicaragua but I wonder if they worry more than you think. They certainly worry down here but it is true from what I've seen, the more tropical, the less worry. Maybe generations of having nothing makes it seem normal, where as Argentina has experienced downward mobility in the life span of most of my friends down here.
What I mean is that you "stressing" over whether you make $10k this month or $20k is pretty small potatoes compared to stressing over where your next meal is coming from, how you are going to feed your kids, and other issues routinely faced by denizens of the Third World. I don't know exactly what you do for a living but if it's really stressful maybe don't do it? But I always avoided stressful jobs although in the case of a couple of jobs I've had, a lot of the other people doing the same job thought it was very stressful. Maybe I am just a low-stress person. I figure it's mind over matter: if you don't mind it don't matter. I enjoy most of your posts but that one was a little bit, I don't know, unrealistic or something.
I don't know Nicaragua but I wonder if they worry more than you think. They certainly worry down here but it is true from what I've seen, the more tropical, the less worry. Maybe generations of having nothing makes it seem normal, where as Argentina has experienced downward mobility in the life span of most of my friends down here.
I'm a person about results: They sure do not exhibit much worry when they sit around all day. They don't even attempt to create opportunities for themselves. It's an accepted fact that Nicas only work as change of scenery or to break-up the manotomy of daily Nica life. You've read my post on the "Typical Nicaragua Day, for them?"
What I do for a living is (1) finance USA businesses and international trade transactions, and (2) business consultancy and structuring, offshore and onshore USA.
US $10,000 sounds like a lot, but not when you're attempting to live on US $15,000 per month regardless of location. In fact, the more you earn the more pressure you have to produce and maintain that existance. A woman that dates a money-earner expects that for life while a poverty girl accepts poverty.
I have 0% compassion for those that dig themselves into a hole at age 15 via child-birth, both male and female. I have 0% compassion for those that don't grind! Hit the streets, grab the phone book, and create your opportunity!
Daily, I contact 200 - 300 executives in search of an opportunity to provide service and validate my worth! Daily. All I do is ask strangers for opportunity, worldwide, and in 3-languages. F*ck those that can't do the same in their hometown to avoid poverty. I do understand that the opportunities are smaller, but somebody has to obtain those opportunities. Looking at your broke a*s neighbor for justifcation and validation of "empathy" will produce empathy.
Elaborate more on your perspective of poverty "Dickhead."
I think intergenerational poverty is reflective of a lack of hope and a sense of powerlessness. You've mentioned being a "Buppie" and that your parents were well-educated. So you had role models. I learned in a sociology class that the best predictor of social class is the educational level of one's parents, even more so than one's own level, and I believe that. My parents were well-educated but we had a lot of economic reversals in my youth, so I grew up both poor at times and upper-middle class at times. Then I left home very early in a very poor economic period, and I was flat broke and homeless a few times, but I never had this pervasive sense of hopelessness that I see from the intergenerational poor.
I'm not lazy and I really can't imagine not working. I only work seven months a year and it's not by choice and I'd rather work more but the work isn't there. OTOH I was never super ambitious. Single and childless by choice, why amass a whole bunch of money? I've spent a lot of money on travel in my lifetime.
But it seems like you are choosing to live very large in Nicaragua where I am living fairly small in Argentina: basic apartments, no vehicle, don't eat out much. Some of that has to do with try to secure my financial future a little better, some is just personal choice, and some is to not appear to be wealthy and thus a target to pull caballo.
Anyway, I regularly visit the poor natives in their local habitat, and have always done that when I travel. And down here I've been immersed long enough to have known the same poor people for many years and met their whole families. Yeah, a lot of them are lazy. But they think, what's the point of making money because it will just get stolen by someone, probably the government. I don't condone it. I lived in México and those people aren't lazy and I do admit to respecting Méxicans much more than I respect these Argentinos.
The ultimate answer to poverty lies in improving education and job training but if there aren't enough jobs, the incentive to provide these things decreases. I do think that one of the main reasons there aren't enough jobs is because there are too many people. Birth rates in Latin America are declining but they need to decline way more.
I'd probably be a lot lazier if it was 35 degrees C all the fucking time and I couldn't work without dying of sweat. It's only like that here 2-3 months a year or I wouldn't be here.
To be fair to you, I never had a job where my compensation depended directly on whatever effort I put out that day. Never worked in sales or for commission or for myself to where I had to go out and drum up business. That's intentional because my personality is not well suited to selling myself to other people. I'm more into selling my professional qualifications and I like having a defined salary. To each his own on that. What you do has a much higher upside and more of a potential downside and I do see how that could be more stressful.
Mexicans are more ambitious! Where it's drug trafficking, crossing the border, or attempting to obtain employment within their own country, they aspire.
My job is not stressful: I am getting tired ob working on a computer.
I spend time on the USA-Native American reservations and witness the same nonsense in thought and actions as I do in Nicaragua. It's a poverty thing.
Yeah, I'm attempting to / developing into / beginning to live affluant in Latin America. I'm tired, after 12 years, of "faking it" or lowering my standards and quality 'cause of their low standards. I moved to Nicaragua to live like a King, literally.
Caballo? It's not possible with me 'cause everyday I have to chase down my meal with 200 - 300 "cold calls" which are painful and hard work! The USA laws ensure I will not pull caballo: When I drop this USA citizenship and become a Nicaraguan citizen in a few years I will not mind, as much, having chavalas attempt to harness me. Why? I'll have "true freedom" with less codifications. The USA has nothing but laws governing every action and tell their citizens that they are "free" because it's written into law. It says it in the law that you are free. In contrast, Nicaragua does not codify every action which is "true freedom."
I don't spend time with the poverish and don't want to! There are enough "Good Samaritans" for that. I was active as a mentor of preferably Black youth. I'll start that again, but only those with "common sense" and not gangsterism or rehabilitation. I don't have the patience for that nonsense.
"Non-profits" are more concerned with money than "for-profit" enterprises. "Non-profits" have one thing to sell, emotions.
yesterday, i was enjoying myself after making the move to my new home located on nicaragua's most valuable piece of real estate. conversing with a real estate developer at the local watering hole we shared adult beverages. to my surprise was a "running buddy" whom i have not seen for approximately 1-month. i changed table to talk with him and his female guest.
acting as interpreter, i disclosed to the dama that this caballero is not / was not / will not provide her with her requested weekly allowance of c $500 / us $25.
entering the waterhole were some 20-something latin tourists. sitting within earshot we greeted one another. the "loud mouth" attempted to "get street" or "homeyized." i continued with my table's conversation.
at the urinal i spoke with his accompaning party. disclosed was the fact that they are five (5) cousins with mothers from nicaragua and were reared in washington d.c. periodically, they make the pilgrimage to nicaragua.
after enjoying the conversation at the urinal, i made way to their table. upon arrival, one baracho said, "what's up "n*gga?" shaking my head for the nonsense was my response. thinking he was being cool, he attempted to say it again, "what's up n*gga?" at this point i walked away in sympathy.
at my table i continued the liter of beer with my "peers" (ie. real estate developer, account executive, and prostitute.) feeling obligated to educate the ignorant, i returned to the "nica cousins'" table. as happened anteayer when a "leader of granada society" made a "joke" about jewish lawyer greed while sitting among two (2) canadian jewish girls whose fathers were jewish lawyers. they took the time to educate him and opened-up a can of whoop a*s on the fellow. needless to say he departed the cantina after this prostate examination.
talking a calm and collected manner, i disclosed that such terminology should not be said. three of the five understood, apologized, and attempted to alieviate my injury. "loud mouth" said, "f*ck that sh*t. where i'm from in d.c. we use the word all of the time. it don't mean sh*t!" "yeah, that's your town, but you're overseas and that usa nonsense should remain in the usa," was my reply. "fuck that sh*t. i'm from southwest d.c. let's bounce. fuck that sh*t," was "loud mouth's" pontification.
washington d.c. is not a town to "brag" about being from. they elected a convicted crackhead more than once as evidence. only georgetown and 1600 pennsylvania avenue are worthy addresses. maryland and northern virginia are a different story. therefore, i knew "loud mouth" was a bullsh*t person. tambien, if he were "holding the streets down," he would have caught a case; been convicted of a felony; and have his usa passport revoked. felons cannot leave the usa. usa does not recognize "dual citizenship" with nicaragua: once you're usa, nicaragua doesn't count for anything and you're subbordinated to usa laws.
of course, i could have replied that where i'm from, the usa, that he's a (a) beaner, (b) spic, (c) wetback, (d) mojado, (e) frijolero, (f) taco, (g) tio taco, and / or (h) mexican, although nicaraguan. (all latin americans are mexican.) but of course, i, meat loaf, do not talk in degradation. of course, i could have talked about him being a (i) narco, (j) waiter, (k) gardener, or (l) other menial labour, but i don't participate in degredation. while he's attempting to "play black usa," i globetrott with language, advanced degrees, and professional credentials.
even within black usa, patience is required due to music and film entertainment. music popularizing racial terms every three of four stanzas. movies popularizing racial terms every ten or fifteen scenes. rap music has actually done more harm to the black usa community than good. the good would be employment: the bad is self-hate and self-degredation. the rap community has created more adversity than the klu klux klan could have within last twenty (20) years.
i've written about this theme before, (a) those that flee their country for my country, usa, due to their lack of ability to generate in their home country. i've written about the "brain drain" present in their respective countries due to such flight. i've written about those that run into the usa to benefit and ride the backs of black usa slaves while dismissing their contribution and benefactor.
these individuals that flee their countries for usa are weak! they can't survive. and within the usa they can't survive.
the amount of patience required as black usa is enormous. it's 100% work.
so they leave. my "running buddy" and i adjourn to my 3,000 sq. foot home. we shared conversation. we departed my residence and went to a different bar located on the calzada. we encountered a south african who resides in costa rica and is a import-export broker. he speaks english, french, and spanish, in that order. he's been residing in china, costa rica, south africa, and another asian country for the past five (5) years. we shared conversation, life experiences, and contact information.
i retired for the evening.
"The USA has nothing but laws governing every action and tell their citizens that they are "free" because it's written into law."
Right, that's exactly why I split.
"Felons cannot leave the USA."
That is not correct. Check your PMs.
After enjoying the conversation at the urinal, I made way to their table. Upon arrival, one baracho said, "What's up "N*gga?" Shaking my head for the nonsense was my response. Thinking he was being cool, he attempted to say it again, "What's up N*gga?" At this point I walked away in sympathy.
Normally don't post out place but your post hit home bruh.
The shit didn't bother me much hearing it from other Blacks in the States but hearing that shit overseas just gets under your skin like a dirty syringe.
One Manila morning I was walking to my crib after a night of debauchery when some young Filipinos enthusiastically just said “Whats up n!*ga” like that's whats up (I just kept it moving) and to make that even more fucked up earlier that night the girl I had picked up before I fucked her was like do you get mad when people call you a n!&ga? I was like damn two times in one night? Whats stupid some Filipinos tend to show a little racism towards Blacks but some of them are darker than some Black people I know. Colonized minds.
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"Felons cannot leave the USA."
That is not correct. Check your PMs.
What I was really wanted to convey was that after conviction or release from government housing you will be on probation or parole or deferred adjudication and cannot / they will not let you leave the country.
Additionally, when you submit your domestic-country criminal report for foreign citizenship, temporay or permanent, the felony conviction may reduce your chances for obtaining foreign citizenship.
You must submit educational records, criminal records, mental health records, physical health records, financial records, and other historical evidence of your existence when seeking foreign citizenship. It's the same with the USA as with otheri soverign countries.
Chocha Monger
08-05-09, 22:36
normally don't post out place but your post hit home bruh.
the shit didn't bother me much hearing it from other blacks in the states but hearing that shit overseas just gets under your skin like a dirty syringe.
one manila morning i was walking to my crib after a night of debauchery when some young filipinos enthusiastically just said “whats up n!*ga” like that's whats up (i just kept it moving) and to make that even more fucked up earlier that night the girl i had picked up before i fucked her was like do you get mad when people call you a n!&ga? i was like damn two times in one night? whats stupid some filipinos tend to show a little racism towards blacks but some of them are darker than some black people i know. colonized minds.
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illogic,
it should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." an ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word. this is especially the case when the word is presented as hip or cool by hollywood and the rap music industry. interestingly, the n-word is off limits to black professionals. i know of black people in management positions being accused of racism by blacks in lower positions when the manager/executive used the term in response to a subordinate using the same term. the word "n*gga" pretty much sums up 400 years of [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123), hate, violence, exploitation and genocide against the black race. i think this fact is lost upon the present generation of young blacks. it's not the white expats you have to worry about. it's the black actors and rappers who are willing to call each other "n*ggas" on film and radio for millions of dollars. it is with the collaboration of these individuals that us racism has been given an attractive packaging and marketed abroad. unfortunately, when foreigners who have little to no interaction with black people from the us use that term they often honestly mean no harm. they think it's okay, even cool, because popular black entertainers are using it. now, if some educated, well traveled filipino academic came up to you and used that term then i'd say you should be worried, but uneducated street urchins and hookers can hardly be expected to know better. now that filipina who asked about the n-word would have took your dick into her larynx, swallowed and asked for seconds. i'd hardly call her a potential overseas kkk affiliate. ;)
illogic,
it should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." an ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word. this is especially the case when the word is presented as hip or cool by hollywood and the rap music industry. interestingly, the n-word is off limits to black professionals. i know of black people in management positions being accused of racism by blacks in lower positions when the manager/executive used the term in response to a subordinate using the same term. the word "n*gga" pretty much sums up 400 years of [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123), hate, violence, exploitation and genocide against the black race. i think this fact is lost upon the present generation of young blacks. it's not the white expats you have to worry about. it's the black actors and rappers who are willing to call each other "n*ggas" on film and radio for millions of dollars. it is with the collaboration of these individuals that us racism has been given an attractive packaging and marketed abroad. unfortunately, when foreigners who have little to no interaction with black people from the us use that term they often honestly mean no harm. they think it's okay, even cool, because popular black entertainers are using it. now, if some educated, well traveled filipino academic came up to you and used that term then i'd say you should be worried, but uneducated street urchins and hookers can hardly be expected to know better. now that filipina who asked about the n-word would have took your dick into her larynx, swallowed and asked for seconds. i'd hardly call her a potential overseas kkk affiliate. ;)
i don't associate amongst black usa using such term! it's actually hard to listen and watch black usa hollywood media usng such a term. it's even worse that that black usa is being played like "rudy poo-butt" by the executives (ie. white people) in the marketing channels. these "coons" think they're accomplishing something with income and credit over-extension (ie. leases and loans.)
post-1965 black usa are lost and confused into thinking consumerism (ie. spend what you can) is an accomplishment. they know little to none about their history and less about their future.
this is one reason why i left the usa due to the nonsense black usa must participate in on all levels and throughout all communities including black usa.
it's really ashame when you go overseas and have to endure such nonsense. usa media.
don't get me started on the ncaa and their exploitation!
In attempts to repatriate Nicaraguans to their "native-country," I researched the population base within the USA. Keep in mind that another 100,000 plus are "off the books" via illegal entry.
All figures come from the U.S. Census Bureau Report issued in June 2004
"Nicaraguans" are defined as people who marked their ethnic origin as "Nicaraguan" on the Census survey in 1990 and/or 2000.
Total Number (1990) 177,077
% of US Population (1990) 0.1
Total Number (2000) 230,358
% of US Population (2000) 0.1
Change 1990-2000 53,281
% Change 1990-2000 30.1
- Rounds to 0.0.
Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 1990 Census and Census 2000 special tabulations.
And you want to pull caballo? They much prefer you, the caballo, graze in the USA while they continue their "Typical Nicaraguan Day, for them" stress free. Simply send the money back via Western Union (ie. remasas.)
So, I "hired" a roommate for one of the three bedrooms that encompasses my 3,000 sq. foot home covering 3-stories on Nicaragua's most valuable real estate. I really didn't like her, but like most of you, I settled for less. From expereince managing Chicas Nicas, I knew that she would not last beyond three (3) days.
Her conversation was lame! Her social skills were weak! Her initiative was "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor / pour."
Night 1: I gave her three sessions of d*ck. Mediocre p*ssy at best: Further evidence that anyone can be a mother. (I aint got no love for hoes 'cause they're "moms." Where's the love for man? Deadbeat.)
Evening 2: I asked her if she wanted to endulge in social activities on the Calzada. She asked if I wanted her to. Obviously when I mentioned the opportunity to her, it was the invitation. I told her to forget it and went outside. I aint got time for these dumb a*s people, but in Nicaragua that is the population. It takes a tremendous amount of patience to SURVIVE this country.
Evening 2: I returned from social activities lining the Calzada with hunger. As she layed upon the sofa watching cable, I informed her of my hunger. This dumb b*tch didn't cook enough food at lunch nor did she cook anything while I was drinking at the "watering hole." She attempted to prepare a meal which takes 1-hour to cook. I told her to forget it and went to bed hungry.
Evening 2: I gave her two (2) sessions of d*ck with similar boredom.
la Madrugada: I arose to start my business day at 0100 hours. As 0500 hours approached I was "Starving Marvin" and this hunger prevented me from attending the gimnasio. I went to "her" bedroom and told her of my hunger to only fall asleep.
Morning 3: I arose at 0700 which means I slept for 2-hours. I went into the kitchen and saw 0% food prepared. "Mad as all get out," I called her name. She responded. I asked what the f*ck she was doing. The Chica Nica said I was taking a shower. What? Taking a shower and I haven't eaten in almost 24-hours. Por fin, she made her way into the kitchen to prepare food which takes 1-hour.
After she cooked and before the other employee(s), I fired her. I gave her a few pesos for compensation and transportation back to the country a*s town she resides 6-hours away.
It took the b*tch another 45-minutes to leave 'cause she wanted to take another shower and change clothes.
Chicas Nicas are more trouble than their value (ie. p*ssy.)
Like the USA, "dese" hoes some "car booties." Hopping in and out of cars as they do beds. I got that a*s played like a game of "Texas Hold 'Em."
As scribed on other Meat Loaf infested threads, I want to roll a Chevy Suburban 'cause I'm a "Good Gringo" and rebuiling Detroit is just a plus. US $80,000 is the stricker price for the Suburban: US $15,000 is the total investment to build a Chevy Suburban out of the USA-Mexico yonkes (ie. junkyards) ; ship to Nicaragua; and "hit the streets rollin'" in Nicaragua.
In desperate search of attention, I'm rollin' BIG!
You (ie. Sucker A*s Gringo(s)), are attempting to "Roll Big," but like everything else you, you "get played." I'm referring to you and your leased car!
You're renting a car (ie. lease), for 24 - 36 months. This is a smart idea if you place the expense on corporate financial statements, but on a household budget is foolish! Just like your wives, it's 100% rental!
You're "pushin" that same bullsh*t for 3-years. Ha Ha: Ja Ja.
Ok, so I want to shine and show my grind! In Granada, it's FACT that very few people are shining like I! In Granada, it's FACT that I need to bring that "Black USA" flavor to the vanilla staple. In Granada, it's FACT that I'm livin' BIG, talkin' small, and snitchin' BIG on ISG.
The hoes nationwide know "Me Loaf."
Every 30-days I'm changing rides! What? Every 30-days "I'm pushin' a different slab!" I change cars and hoes like you change "underoos" (ie. underwear.)
How it's done?
(1) Hit the Managua streets in search of car dealerships.
(2) Walk and talk to the owner about his expenses. Every car sitting on the lot is costing the owner money. Of course, the owner wants to sell a vehicle, but how long and how often does that happen? The aforementioned question is applicable worldwide. The dealership has a loan to purchase the inventory (ie. cars.) The dealership is making monthly interest and principle payments. US $15,000 retail car price; interest at 8%; 60-month terms is the financing package and therefore the "nutt" is US $1,200 in interest payments per annum divided by 12-months = US $100 in interest charges for the car sitting on the lot. The car costs US $100 to sit on the dealership lot in hopes of someone pruchasing it; getting approved for financing; and driving it off the lot.
(3) So you now understand that each car is costing US $15,000 is costing the dealership US $100 in interest payments. The owner understands that, but for simplicity I have it outlined in the presentation.
(4) The presentation presents the above numbers; my business card with title; and the coast-to-coast smile of Meat Loaf. I provide the dealership, mom-and-pop dealerships, with the 7-page prospectus.
(5) I offer the dealership US $700 per month for a 1-month lease including "full coverage" insurance! This is the price of a SUV (ie. Toyota Hilux) in Nicaragua.
(6) The dealership is paying US $100 in interest payments for the car to sit on the lot in hopes of someone purchasing it: Meat Loaf is offering the dealership a US $600 profit for the same 30-days.
At month-end, I turn the car in for a different car make, model, and color. "Stayin' FRESH."
(7) I provide the dealership with a 1-month deposit.
(8) If the owner has someone bonafide to purchase the car I'm renting for 30-days then I'll show-up at the dealership for the transaction, but otherwise we have 0% contact.
(9) Television screens are removable so every month I place them into the "car of the month."
(10) The 15-inch woofers are placed into the "car of the month."
With screens fallin', sounds beatin', and a new car per month, I roll. Bringing that USA-flavor to Nicaragua.
Every 30-days I'm changing car, colors, and makes: The population "thinks" I'm Super Rich and have knicknamed me, "Richie Rich."
Every month I have a new rented car, whil you rent for 24 - 36 months. ¡Baboso eres tu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UFn5rtK9bQ
i told you that your best and smartest move if you seek profits / income from the nicaraguan market is to purchase shares of stock at the nicaraguan stock exchange on carr. masaya (ie. lafise building.)
i told you to delegate the "chore" of nicaraguan labor to someone else, someone more qualified; someone more on their mental level concerning "employment."
i've detailed how the population has 0% respect for any gratitude or compensation.
i've detailed how the population does not think about tomorrow or the access they gain from foreign direct investment. instead, they think for the immediate "rip off" or "getting over."
i've detailed how it's more work than reward in the labour market. the funny thing is that the government advertises an "abundance of human capital" as the reason to engage in commercial activities within the republic of volcanoes and lakes.
it's sad to say and recognize that the only way to engage in commercial activities in this market to "patron" (ie. slave master.) for those of us that do engage in commerce within the republic we do so for one simple reason: our dream of being / living overseas! and the dream is costly and not worth the effort!
more progressive latin american societies are worth the effort: costa rica, panama, mexico, dominican republic, and brazil are better locations to attempt the "dream" and still engage in commercial activities.
it does not matter how generous the employer is to the employee. it does not matter how much the employer want to provide 1rst world opportunities and access. it does matter that you operate in a non-patron manner. what does matter is that the employer must be patron (ie. slave master.)
patron: every employee is desechable (ie. disposable.) every employee should be compensated as little as possible. every employee is nothing more than a replacable machine lubricated with "last minute" lies / stories / "wow is me." the minute you attempt to treat an employee as a north american is the minute you will regret providing the opportunity.
understand, it's not hard for me to be patron and play the game as i was taught. but what is "sad" is that i choose to extend commercial opportunities to the populace who claim, "quiero trabajar / no hay trabajo / el nino esta enfermo / los ninos no comieron en 2 dias / and other "wow is me fallacies."
understand, that you the foreigner are desechable as the populace waits for the next foreigner to attempt at living their "dream" of latin america. as any ghettoe, you get what you pay for and only haiti is poorer.
your only salvation and mental peer is the next foreigner with multiple nicaraguan visa stamps or day-in and day-out residency!
patron.
understand, that their story of ninos, familia, and other "responsibilities" will supersede their need for 9 - 5 employment. yes, we north americans understand that the 9 - 5 dictates the existence of life, but they survive daily without the 9 - 5 and therefore the 9 - 5 is disposable.
24 hours x 7 days = 168 total hours per week.
9 - 5 minus 1 hour lunch - 8 hours of employment per week. 8 hours per day x 5 days per week - 40 hours.
40 hours per week of employment dictate the entire 168 hours per week, less than 25% of a person's available hours per week.
and they still don't want to do it! they still want to live "lujo" for 168, but without the activity.
i could write for hours and days, but again, simply purchase stock on the nicaraguan stock exchange and leave the pyschology and patron to someone else!
meat loaf in nicaragua.
Every morning at 0500 hours are bombs, fireworks, and explosions!
As the world's "wealthiest" business, the Catholic Church is and has always been serious about their money / revenues. They are so serious about that 10% tide that every morning they wake-up their soldiers.
For about five (5) minutes everyday, the Catholic Church that is the "Granada Landmark" with pretty yellow paint, sets off fireworks to wake-up the neighborhood.
This week, at 0430 hours a "New Orleans Style Second Line Jazz Band" walked the streets jamming. Of course the band is 100% local, but the music was "jazzy."
For those that are lazy it may disturb the peace, but I, "Me Loaf," arise everyday at 0200 and retire at 2000 hours. (Writing these posts takes time.)
Meat Loaf
I have only been to Managua twice, and am not an expert on Nicaragua like others - but I am willing to share - unlike others.
Me too: I am willing to share as evidenced by my 1,100 posts!
Let's dismiss the misconception that you own / ever own the p*ssy! (As a USA-male you should know / understand / recognize / accept that you, the male, have 0% power over a female: The USA-female has 100% power the male! Want proof? Divorce court; Family court; Child Support (ie. District Attorney office); Social perception; Criminal court (ie. domestic violence; any police involvement); Family services; etcetera.
Despite the marriage contract, you do not own / never will own the p*ssy!
Despite the payments (ie. family support), you do not own / never will own the p*ssy!
As a male-USA all you can hope for is p*ssy access! The work and payments and avoidance of "homosapien biology" you exhibit is for nothing more than p*ssy access!
You cannot control how often or if she will grant you p*ssy access! You understand about the "p*ssy rationing" syndrome / technique exhibited by females.
Despite all of the "hooks" presented to the male, he must realize and accept that it's all about p*ssy access.
Who she chooses to grant p*ssy access to is not your concern or business because she's a female- a mother- and you are a "deadbeat Dad" or a "wh*re monger" or some other derogatory term.
It's all about p*ssy access!
Once you understand this truth and fundamental thread of male-female USA interaction you will be empowered to compete for p*ssy access.
Tithing (contributing 10% of your income) is not and never has been a primary tenet of Catholicism. You are expected to contribute what you can afford (but it better be something!). Ireland had a tithe law for a while but it was applied to both Green (Catholic) and Orange (Protestant) and was designed to fund the Anglican church after the Norman Conquest. Of course, very few Irish converted to Anglicism and eventually in the early 19th century resistance to the tithe led to the Tithe War. The Tithe War resulted in a reduction of the obligation and in the latter part of the nineteenth century the Church of Ireland was disestablished and the tithe (which by then was not strictly a tithe since it was less than 10%) went away.
Anyway tithing is more of a Protestant thing and is also practiced by LDS (Mormons). I am not too fond of LDS to say the least but they do have one thing that I kind of like. If you are unemployed the church will help you out BUT they will also send the lads around to see what you are doing to find a job. The longer you are unemployed the more lads they will send and the more often they will send them. Hint hint hint. They also established Deseret Industries, which is like a Goodwill, to provide employment for the losers and retards that comprise X% of any given population.
Your posts are good but sometimes I have to "keep you honest," so to speak!
Your posts are good but sometimes I have to "keep you honest," so to speak!
Yes, you do!
...It should bother you just as much when a black person says, "n*gga." An ethnic/racial group can't use a term to refer to themselves and expect others not belonging to that group to refrain from using that word.
I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references.
I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references.
Why do I post?
I'm too deep! What started as bragadocia has turned into a social forumn laced with sexual episodes.
Why do you not post? Lack of literary talents or their beliefs.
Why do you not post? You're living in fear of association. But like skin-color it's a stain that can't be dis-associated.
Those that post have matured beyond the "guilty by association" stain of ISG!
"Rio D," I'm glad to see that you read Meat Loaf posts and post commentary.
Chocha Monger
08-16-09, 08:41
I disagree.
"They say it among themselves" is no excuse for outsiders to use the "N" word. Many ethnic groups have certain derogatory terms that they use within the group; but they don't tolerate their use by outsiders. White southern comedians like Jeff Foxworthy can tell "redneck" jokes; Jewish comedians tell jokes that contain Jewish stereotypes - but an outsider saying the same things would not be tolerated. Gay people sometimes call each other "queer" or "dyke", but only in certain situations.
And black Americans have used the "N" word among themselves for generations - but only at certain times, to certain people, in certain ways. It's complicated. You have to live the black American life to know when to say the word, and when NOT to say it.
But I agree that some foreigners can be forgiven for using ignorantly using the "N" word. They are not familiar with the history and social context, and only know the pop culture references. It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.
It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.
On Friday afternoon I saw them fools again from Washington D.C.
I was sitting outside on the Calzada eating dinner with an employee of mine who earns US $2,000 per month the first year; US $4,000 per month in year 2; US $6,000 per month in year 3 under contract! "Big Mouth" walked into the establishment and I called his name, "D.C." He reluctantly nodded at me. His partners (ie. family members; cousins) followed him into the establishment and I called their name, "D.C." The one who attempted to dilute the drama smiled as a hello.
I went to pay the bill and saw "Big Mouth" and his boys watching me. As I was waiting to pay the bill at the bar, the tension was present! Was "Big Mouth" going to ignite more nonsense by saying, "what's up n*gga'" or has he learned that I, Meat Loaf, do not accept or tolerate such degradation?
As I waited for the bill, the tension was present amongst them and I! Why? 'Cause he thought it was cool and acceptable to say "n*gga'" as detailed in earlier Meat Loaf posts.
While attempting to pay the bill "Big Mouth" made conversation with the wait staff. I'm sure that "Big Mouth" revealed the details of our encounter to the wait staff. I'm sure the wait staff revealed to "Big Mouth" that I, Meat Loaf, am becoming a "Major Player" in the Granada, Nicaragua, Central America scene! I'm sure the wait staff revealed to "Big Mouth" that I, Meat Loaf, get gutter! I'm sure the wait staff educated "Big Mouth" to "come correct" when communicating with I, Meat Loaf."
I paid my bill and exited the establishment with 0% nonsense or more "what up n*gga'" being said / heard!
It's become a fact that I, Meat Loaf, am living B.I.G. in Granada, Nicaragua, Central America. I'm in the upper 10% of Granada resident housing community!
In general conversation people ask how much I pay for housing. I reveal the number. Their eyes get B.I.G. They wonder how is that possible: How is it possible that you, Meat Loaf, earn enough money to pay for that? I reveal that I live single in the 3,000 sq. foot house with 3-floors and a view of the Mombacho Volcanoe and the Cathedral (ie. yellow church that is a Nicaraguan landmark.) Their eyes get B.I.G.
Fellas', I'm contemplating relocation to San Juan del Sur to live more lujo / rich!
For the most part, Gringos that relocate overseas must have gained some aspect of success within the USA. This holds especially true when the "new" home is in the Third World. Why is the fact? This is the fact because of (1) "golden handcuffs" and the (2) inability to obtain employment or the local economy.
"Golden handcuffs" is what the USA provides its citizens. The gold is that Gringos can and may earn US $ 30,000 - US $ 120,000; they have access to consumer credit; the have university educations; and other luxuries. The handcuff portion is that they are "so deep" into their maintenance of debt payments / lifestyle that they cannot leave. For if they leave they will cease to exist in the life (ves) they have built.
To become ex-pat you must plot and plan your USA exit strategy! You must prepare to leave. You must ditch all USA-consumer products: The same consumer products Americans chase and base their existence upon are the same products ex-pats avoid. It's the maintenance of debt that keeps Americans, Americans, and separates Americans from Gringos. Gringos are those that make if off the North America soil.
To have gained success within the USA, Gringos; they acquired the courage to move offshore; and they've even taken the risk of 100% desnudo (ie. lack of a local support system.) Ex-pats are a brave breed and especially so when in Third World markets.
If you've never gone offshore other than "Tourist Traps" you will / would not understand.
It seems that a large majority of former USA-military are ex-pats, worldwide. Why? They've had exposure overseas as active-members of the Armed Forces.
Chocha Monger
08-18-09, 17:04
It seems that a large majority of former USA-military are ex-pats, worldwide. Why? They've had exposure overseas as active-members of the Armed Forces.
Ex-military expats understand the concept of going one hundred percent rental. Pulling up stumps every couple of years and shedding belongings for light travel is the norm. Most of the US population like to accumulate goods, they like security and predictability. They prefer ownership over rentals. This makes them poor candidates for successful expatriation. Expats succeed because they embrace the concept of using rentables.
Ex-military expats understand the concept of going one hundred percent rental. Pulling up stumps every couple of years and shedding belongings for light travel is the norm. Most of the US population like to accumulate goods, they like security and predictability. They prefer ownership over rentals. This makes them poor candidates for successful expatriation. Expats succeed because they embrace the concept of using rentables.
That's me too!
I haven't made a real purchase in 10-years and everything is desechable. Sometimes I wish to make major purchases, but realize that it's too costly and cumbersome.
Just rent wealth 'cause it's easier.
Yep. Rent everyfuckenthing. I rent my dishes, towels, silverware, everything except my clothes. For books I either read what my friends bring down and then return it, or buy used books and then trade them back in (you get 3 for every 5 you bring in). Chicas obviously should be rented under the "if it floats, fucks, or flies" doctrine. Do not own a car and pay for a garage and insurance. Rent cars if and as needed. I've rented cars five times in six years, and my AMEX covers me, insurance-wise.
It's awesome being able to move in one taxi ride. In fact if push comes to shove I can carry everything I own, using my trusty Samonsite "Piggy-Back" strap on suitcase.
Fuck consumerism.
Yep. Rent everyfuckenthing. I rent my dishes, towels, silverware, everything except my clothes. For books I either read what my friends bring down and then return it, or buy used books and then trade them back in (you get 3 for every 5 you bring in). Chicas obviously should be rented under the "if it floats, fucks, or flies" doctrine. Do not own a car and pay for a garage and insurance. Rent cars if and as needed. I've rented cars five times in six years, and my AMEX covers me, insurance-wise.
It's awesome being able to move in one taxi ride. In fact if push comes to shove I can carry everything I own, using my trusty Samonsite "Piggy-Back" strap on suitcase.
Fuck consumerism.
Me too!
For books, I read Lexis Nexis and other online materials. I do miss holding the paper in my hands.
Rent the car as outlined in previous posts. 'Yall some suckers thinking that owning consumer products are assets: Consumers products are disposable.
When I moved to the 3,000 sq. foot mansion I did so in 1-taxi ride as well.
For office space, I rent 100% furnished with infrastructure installed.
Paying a little more or par is well worth it, especially if you place it on a lease contract for the corporate IRS tax write-offs.
The streets of Granada are overrun with children aged 7 to 29 sniffing glue! They rove the streets in a similar fashion as stray dogs. They walk the streets in no fear asking for any regalo visible. They sometimes instill fear among the populace due to their poor hygiene.
Choose your favorite meth / crank neighborhood, crackhead neighborhood, or heroin neighborhood and Granada looks the same.
Amidst the tourist area (ie. Calle La Calzada, Calle Arsensal, Calle Caimito) are "Willie Pega" roaming with no regards or fear! They carry their baby food jar filled with glue and sniff to oblivion.
Glue for sniffing costs US $0.25 / C $5.
Regardless of your monthly payment for housing, your neighbor will be "Willie Pega." Where do they live? On the sidewalk entering your home. Where do they work? Soliciting you at every encounter. How do they survive? The pega takes care of that concern which is why they huele.
It's such an epidemic that a movie was made, "Cafe Chavalos."
50,000 glue sniffers are estimated to roam the streets of Nicaragua with Granada being Sede Central (ie. headquarters.)
Kapitan Kreme
08-21-09, 23:46
Meatloaf,
You ain't writtin nothin since yesterday.
You aright man?
Meatloaf,
You ain't writtin nothin since yesterday.
You aright man?
Kin-folk, I can't write "the ism" everyday. I got hoes to manage, Boss Hogg.
Peace & Hair Grease
isg senior member and i have known one another for some time. isg senior member is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. isg senior member enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for isg senior member to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!
i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for isg senior member i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, isg senior member can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."
"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.
safe & close to home
meeting isg senior member in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good isg senior member he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.
for days isg senior member attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)
(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)
leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the isg senior member to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)
boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. isg senior member was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future international sex guide posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from isg senior member.
por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.
pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. isg senior member and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.
having survived the bathroom's pool of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), i returned to our table. isg senior member asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.
at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, isg senior member and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."
with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, isg senior member slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.
in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.
the two (2) isg senior members departed this location.
as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.
gulley side:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related
driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. isg senior member is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)
not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)
transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!
¡god bless america!
departing the car, isg senior member double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)
overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, isg senior member entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.
these hoes attempted to separate isg senior member from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of isg senior member were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. isg senior member, gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!
i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!
"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of isg senior member.
watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111). running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)
i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of isg senior member.
getting "charged-up" from the attention received, isg senior member bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.
the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect isg senior member from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)
as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with isg senior member and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.
to "double-check" his money, isg senior member, went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed isg senior member into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting isg senior member with his bodily functions.
knowing that isg senior member wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.
(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)
while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of isg senior member so he could [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)! isg senior member placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.
in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by isg senior member and i, meat loaf.
isg senior member returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. isg senior member informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.
isg senior member was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!
i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.
to protect isg senior member from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance isg senior member was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." isg senior member was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.
as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!
isg senior member began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!
meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was isg senior member!
meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of isg senior member!
meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm
with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, isg senior member had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of isg senior member were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.
pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of isg senior member. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of isg senior member's left-foot!
butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of isg senior member. it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."
when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....
isg senior member went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
isg senior member bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. isg senior member informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.
two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking isg senior member's d*ck for lessons and instruction.
the spinner had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by isg senior member saying, "oooh!"
big chops attempted to fight with the spinner for turn at sucking d*ck.
in my opinion, the spinner had better delivery in sucking d*ck than big chops.
after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) isg senior member and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with the spinner i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the the spinner as to offer employment. the spinner is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?
[b]the spinner[b] offered isg senior member a 1-on-1, but isg senior member was drained of leche! i offered to pay for isg senior member, but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.
the spinner and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.
with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.
departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!
isg senior member shared conversation with big chops who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. isg senior member obtained the contact information.
the two (2) isg senior members departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.
isg senior member got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) isg senior member spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. isg senior member was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. isg senior member was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. isg senior member was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!
gringo-friendly confines
upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. isg senior member saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance isg senior member went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.
i shared conversation with the staple, while isg senior member was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.
1-hour later, isg senior member and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.
40-minutes later, isg senior member and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.
entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.
this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for isg senior member who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed isg senior member to experience the "gulley side."
advisory: it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."
* this was a long report. *
Kapitan Kreme
08-24-09, 04:44
Kin-folk, I can't write "the ism" everyday. I got hoes to manage, Boss Hogg.
Peace & Hair GreaseI'm just a makin sure Roscoe P. Coletrain!
Oakland, California, rap legend, "Too Short" details the life I live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYy8FOAVMsU&feature=related
How are you living?
i hate to admit it, but the united states of america is a much better location to date! yes, it's a much better place for women. why? they are your peers and everyone doesn't prostitute: you can actually get p*ssy on the street from a simple hello, and 0% financial compensation.
i hate to admit it, but the united mexican states are much better for romance and chivalry.
i hate to admit it, but nicaragua is becoming more and more of a bust.
i hate to admit it, but the same "fame and glory" can be obtained and with better dividends / yields / returns within the united states of america.
nicaragua is lame in almost all areas, and not worthy of expat relocation.
It wasn't an excuse. It's a fact that if you use a certain word in music and movies that end up being distributed around the world you're going to hear it outside your racial/ethnic group. Unless of course we start labeling music for blacks only, whites only and gays only. Maybe that is the problem in America. Every group wants to have it's words that can only be used by that group, yet we wonder why the society continues to be divided. Sorry but I don't think that it's ever cool when black people use the word nigger amongst themselves. It shows ignorance of the origin of the word and the atrocities committed against the race it is used to describe. People who use racial slurs even solely within their own group tend to be from the lower uneducated classes.It did not start getting distributed from Blacks using it to each other. People who use racial slurs are from all economic and educational levels. Sometimes we have neat little generalizations to make things fit in our mind. The problem is that it exposes our own intensities, and ignorance. Presidents have used racial slurs
Chocha Monger
08-25-09, 21:11
It did not start getting distributed from Blacks using it to each other. People who use racial slurs are from all economic and educational levels. Sometimes we have neat little generalizations to make things fit in our mind. The problem is that it exposes our own intensities, and ignorance. Presidents have used racial slurs
Veggieman,
What's your level in reading comprehension? Did I claim that it started getting distributed by blacks? You just exposed your ignorance. Now go make up another 2 posts handle because this one just got put on ignore. You don't have to fight for the right to call yourself the n word so spare yourself the effort.
Chocha Monger
08-25-09, 21:16
i hate to admit it, but the united states of america is a much better location to date! yes, it's a much better place for women. why? they are your peers and everyone doesn't prostitute: you can actually get p*ssy on the street from a simple hello, and 0% financial compensation.
i hate to admit it, but the united mexican states are much better for romance and chivalry.
i hate to admit it, but nicaragua is becoming more and more of a bust.
i hate to admit it, but the same "fame and glory" can be obtained and with better dividends / yields / returns within the united states of america.
nicaragua is lame in almost all areas, and not worthy of expat relocation.
america is pussy paradise! there are lots of the hottest imports from every continent and every country in the world. you can get your share too but it depends. depends on what? it depends on where you are in your food chain. are you an apex predator? in your environment are you peers with the black mamba, burmese python, grizzly bear, bald eagle, nile crocodile, barracuda and great white shark? are you prey like the water buffalo, deer or field mouse, or even worst yet a scavenger like the buzzard?
if you’re not in the apex predator category then forget about that fine pussycat because it’s not for you? you have to earn it! beautiful women are the exclusive rewards and possessions of successful and powerful men.
• do you add value to your community by providing employment for disadvantaged and disenfranchised youths?
• do you routinely make large charitable donations to the police department, fire department, churches and soup kitchens?
• are you known as the man to go to for favors by politicians and other influential people in your community? (eres un toro grande?)
• when people have a child do they invite you to the christening and offer you the honor of godfather (padrino)?
• is your vehicle a black cadillac escalade or similar premium vehicle with heavily tinted windows and armoring?
• do you own a twin engine cessna and make periodic trips to latin american and the caribbean?
• do you retain the services of a certified public accountant and attorney?
• when you go out to local restaurants are you addressed by your name and seated ahead of other patrons?
• do you command respect on the street and in large financial institutions?
if you answer no to these questions then you haven’t earned the right to sexy young college pussy in the united states. those are the rules even if you don’t agree with them. american pussy loves a winner. it really doesn’t matter how you win. you don’t have to be the smart or good looking. you just have to be a ruthless son-of-a-b*cth, goal driven and single-minded in purpose. when you finally dominate your food chain and everyone else is potential prey you’ll know it. you’ll know it because pretty women will drop you their numbers at restaurants, meetings, supermarkets, parties and other venues without you even asking for it.
this is true wherever you go. women will consider it an honor to be on the receiving end of one of your polvos. i’m not talking about poor women from the barrios either. i’m mean mujeres finas de alto nivel. when it’s hot outside people seek out the cool shade of the biggest tree. are you that tree? do you have what it takes to be jefe de jefes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kn5a6-jwp4
america is pussy paradise! there are lots of the hottest imports from every continent and every country in the world. you can get your share too but it depends. depends on what? it depends on where you are in your food chain. are you an apex predator? in your environment are you peers with the black mamba, burmese python, grizzly bear, bald eagle, nile crocodile, barracuda and great white shark? are you prey like the water buffalo, deer or field mouse, or even worst yet a scavenger like the buzzard?
if you’re not in the apex predator category then forget about that fine pussycat because it’s not for you? you have to earn it! beautiful women are the exclusive rewards and possessions of successful and powerful men.
• do you add value to your community by providing employment for disadvantaged and disenfranchised youths?
• do you routinely make large charitable donations to the police department, fire department, churches and soup kitchens?
• are you known as the man to go to for favors by politicians and other influential people in your community? (eres un toro grande?)
• when people have a child do they invite you to the christening and offer you the honor of godfather (padrino)?
• is your vehicle a black cadillac escalade or similar premium vehicle with heavily tinted windows and armoring?
• do you own a twin engine cessna and make periodic trips to latin american and the caribbean?
• do you retain the services of a certified public accountant and attorney?
• when you go out to local restaurants are you addressed by your name and seated ahead of other patrons?
• do you command respect on the street and in large financial institutions?
if you answer no to these questions then you haven’t earned the right to sexy young college pussy in the united states. those are the rules even if you don’t agree with them. american pussy loves a winner. it really doesn’t matter how you win. you don’t have to be the smart or good looking. you just have to be a ruthless son-of-a-b*cth, goal driven and single-minded in purpose. when you finally dominate your food chain and everyone else is potential prey you’ll know it. you’ll know it because pretty women will drop you their numbers at restaurants, meetings, supermarkets, parties and other venues without you even asking for it.
this is true wherever you go. women will consider it an honor to be on the receiving end of one of your polvos. i’m not talking about poor women from the barrios either. i’m mean mujeres finas de alto nivel. when it’s hot outside people seek out the cool shade of the biggest tree. are you that tree? do you have what it takes to be jefe de jefes?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kn5a6-jwp4
chocha,
i like a good story like everyone else too, but who has all of that in the usa?
only 170,000 people have a pilot's license!
most small businesses don't make any net income, and worse they are dbas at the county courthouse so they aren't even maximizing the financial statements.
not that many jobs exist in sports and media entertainment.
truth is, the usa is lleno (ie. fool) with "broke a*s fools" who want to act and perpetrate "rich," but are "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor."
go online, it's easy to score p*ssy from the comfort of your computer: b*tchas are advertising p*ssy for free all over the place. simply look at adult friend finder for proof! look at the swinger's clubs!
gringos are so broke that you can almost guarantee yourself "top shelf p*ssy" on us $10,000 per month income. who earns that? professionals at their occupations. live in the proper location and not bullsh*t places like connecticut, new york city, and california.
the same activities must be implemented in nicaragua too,
all the b*tches want to get pregnant by me: can't blame them thanks to "jabber jaws."
Chocha Monger
08-26-09, 16:01
Chocha,
I like a good story like everyone else too, but who has all of that in the USA?
Only 170,000 people have a pilot's license!
Most small businesses don't make any net income, and worse they are DBAs at the County Courthouse so they aren't even maximizing the financial statements.
Not that many jobs exist in sports and media entertainment.
Truth is, the USA is yello (ie. fool) with "broke a*s fools" who want to act and perpetrate "rich," but are "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor."
Go online, it's easy to score p*ssy from the comfort of your computer: B*tchas are advertising p*ssy for free all over the place. Simply look at Adult Friend Finder for proof! Look at the Swinger's Clubs!
Gringos are so broke that you can almost guarantee yourself "Top Shelf P*ssy" on US $10,000 per month income. Who earns that? Professionals at their occupations. Live in the proper location and not bullsh*t places like Connecticut, New York City, and California.
The same activities must be implemented in Nicaragua too,
All the b*tches want to get pregnant by me: Can't blame them thanks to "Jabber Jaws."
Meat Loaf,
Some do have all of that. They are a small percentage but I never said that prime and choice USA pussy was for everyone in Los Estados, only the winners. American pussy loves a winner and wouldn't tolerate a loser. You need stacks if you want to get any of that young pretty white tail. If you don't have it you end up trolling trailer parks, ghettos, and other such venues for down and out single mommies or dope fiends. To gain access to the fillet mignon of pussy you must always have a wallet bursting with portraits of your best friends, namely Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If you keep these two with you at all times you'll always be in good company and no one will refuse your requests. If the pretty waitress working her way through college turns down your advances introduce her to your friends and watch her three holes become available instantly.
Don't worry you don't need the pilot's license. It will just invite unwanted attention from Tio Sam. Just hire a pilot to fly for you. They aren't making shit with the airlines. Many like to fly so much they'll even do it for free if they don't have bills to pay. I know some good ex-Navy pilots that can drop a Cessna down on a short runway in the Colombian jungle if you're interested.
The key is to be the real McCoy not one of those fronting US fools on credit. If you play your cards right you'll be dealing in 100% cash transactions no plastic or checks. Unmarked bills only, marked bills are not accepted in many Latin American countries. The nice thing about USA women is that you just have to show them the money. You don't have to give it to them. They just want to know that you have it ready. You see most of them don't want to feel like prostitutes so you at least have to keep up the charade. Of course, you wouldn't net any profits with your small businesses but with incorporation they will provide excellent tax write-offs. They will also give you legitimacy and community outreach. Remember as black USA Meat Loaf must be a 100% upstanding citizen and valued member of the community. This means membership in the chamber of commerce and aggressive lobbying of local politicians to secure your interests.
One other thing. Forget about the US internet dating scene. It's a total fraud. There are plenty of fake profiles and affiliates working to get you hooked on a paid subscription. Men also outnumber women significantly on those sites. Even if you do manage to get a real person there will likely be "truth in advertising" issues and the package will seldom be as advertised. If she makes it pass the whale, cougar and crypt keeper screen you might not be able to tell that she is a psycho until you meet her. It seems like all of the bats and walking wounded end up on those dating sites. Sometimes, you know which ones to stay away from because they have have things like, "I hate people who play games. Don't contact me if you're older than x years. Been hurt before. I hate fake people. Must like cats. Just looking for friends. Must be financially secure." You get the idea. I swore off the net several years ago when an orca with caries showed up at the rendezvous point. That was after another nutcase decided to have a panic attack that I was totally unprepared for.
P.S. Meat Loaf this could be you with these pretty little Puerto Rican hoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzavXvboEE&feature=related
Remember as black USA Meat Loaf must be a 100% upstanding citizen and valued member of the community. This means membership in the chamber of commerce and aggressive lobbying of local politicians to secure your interests.
P.S. Meat Loaf this could be you with these pretty little Puerto Rican hoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFzavXvboEE&feature=related
This could also be me too for US $1,000 plus airfare and spending for 5-days: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yXs5RTfzU4&feature=channel_page
If you only knew how deep and entrenched I am with "Mr. Charlie!"
As all good Black USA, we know "Mr. Charlie" better than we know ourselves. LOL.
All the fine Puerto Rican girls I knew and lived with in el barrio were "Baby Factories." The others didn't speak Spanish and moved to the suburbs to "pass."
I'm the "Black USA" that gives them hope and pride from their Civil Rights era activities. Also, I give them hope since they have children who are forced to associate with all races, so Meat Loaf is "diet" or "light flavored" and therefore less intimidating. I love White Folks almost as much a Michael Jackson did. LOL.
* Note * ISG members have "PMd" me about the "racial" conversations I introduce, but tell "Chocha Monger" too!
How to be "upstanding?" Volunteer for an anti-drug organization. Volunteer to be a "Big Brother." Don't date white girls. Don't wear "hip hop" clothing. Earn your college degree. Memorize sports statistics. Talk grammatically correct English. Go meet your police captain. Don't drink at white bars: Only drink in "secure" settings. Don't be around any drug usage. Don't carry weapons without license. Be mediocre at work as to not ignite jealousy and sabotage. Avoid large gatherings of minorities. This a Sample: What else? It's 100% work!
When you hear? "You're not Black"; or "I don't see skin color", then you've made it to "upstanding Black USA" status. LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrObV84tD8g
Professor 1
08-26-09, 18:45
Be mediocre at work as to not ignite jealousy and sabotage.
Now, you tell me.
Chocha Monger
08-26-09, 21:55
This could also be me too for US $1,000 plus airfare and spending for 5-days: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yXs...re=channel_page
Doggone it, Meat Loaf. You didn't strike me as the marrying kind. You'll have to give your Cali girl a few nenes and let her apply the legal handcuffs to your wrists. Many things can be said about the Spanish but they knew what they were doing when they used the same word for wives and handcuffs. :D
Meat Loaf, why play in the minor leagues when you can come back to the USA and play in the big leagues. I know Colombian women are attractive and sweet until they land in Miami. But that a look at this and you'll see why you need to come back home to be at the top of your game.
As alluded to earlier, in the pimping game, white girls are a more marketable product. All of the women in the study who had pimps were white. Two reasons for this exist. First, white girls remain the symbol of beauty in the United States. Second, white girls are believed to instigate fewer problems with the police. To a pimp, the police are more apt to arrest black women than white women (Owens & Shepard, 1998). This may have some basis in fact, given that more black women are arrested for prostitution and prostitution related charges than white women (Flowers, 1987). In turn, pimps believed that black women engage in more fights with dates, resist arrest more, and become belligerent more than do white women (Owens & Shepard, 1998).
Meat Loaf, why play in the minor leagues when you can come back to the USA and play in the big leagues. I know Colombian women are attractive and sweet until they land in Miami. But that a look at this and you'll see why you need to come back home to be at the top of your game.
Big Fish in a Small Pond vs. Small Fish in a Big Pond: Which do you prefer?
I always thought that being the Big Fish in a Small Pond was better, more fun, and more fulfilling, but after living in Nicaragua for 4-years, I don't know!
In the USA, I felt like a Big Fish in a Big Pond! Like pescado (ie. fish,) one adapts to their tank and grows accordingly. It's called SURVIVAL: If you live in NYC, you better produce US $15,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle. If you live in Nicaragua, you better produce US $3,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle.
The small ponds usually will be lacking in conversation and mental power.
The big pond will have fish that you will never encounter.
It also depends on what species of fish you are as to how you acclimate within the pond and with other fish.
The minor leagues have their advantages and disadvantages. Those with talent that play in the minor leagues get to bat everyday. Those with talent that play in the major leagues get to bat everyday too. Why? They adapt to the pond.
Chocha Monger, you are correct: I should return to the USA and collect my chips via "hook or crook." Hook = sales talent; Crook = legal actions. Unfortunately, I can't use "the gun" for crook within the USA 'cause that would negate my "upstanding" label.
All Latinas are attractive and charming until they reach USA-soil. Then, the dumb a*s Son-of-a-B*tch Gringo that imported her will wonder what happened. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to retire and monger in Costa Rica.
Big Fish in a Small Pond vs. Small Fish in a Big Pond: Which do you prefer?
I always thought that being the Big Fish in a Small Pond was better, more fun, and more fulfilling, but after living in Nicaragua for 4-years, I don't know!
In the USA, I felt like a Big Fish in a Big Pond! Like pescado (ie. fish,) one adapts to their tank and grows accordingly. It's called SURVIVAL: If you live in NYC, you better produce US $15,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle. If you live in Nicaragua, you better produce US $3,000 per month for a semi-decent lifestyle.
The small ponds usually will be lacking in conversation and mental power.
The big pond will have fish that you will never encounter.
It also depends on what species of fish you are as to how you acclimate within the pond and with other fish.
The minor leagues have their advantages and disadvantages. Those with talent that play in the minor leagues get to bat everyday. Those with talent that play in the major leagues get to bat everyday too. Why? They adapt to the pond.
Chocha Monger, you are correct: I should return to the USA and collect my chips via "hook or crook." Hook = sales talent; Crook = legal actions. Unfortunately, I can't use "the gun" for crook within the USA 'cause that would negate my "upstanding" label.
All Latinas are attractive and charming until they reach USA-soil. Then, the dumb a*s Son-of-a-B*tch Gringo that imported her will wonder what happened. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to retire and monger in Costa Rica.
Loaf you and Chocha got me ROTFLMAO with these last few posts especially the “Back to America movement.” This is one of the things I miss most about the States...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdnv7igryc4&feature=related
Chocha Monger
08-27-09, 22:57
Meat Loaf,
You can get yours using “hook or crook” the US is still cowboy country. You can keep your upstanding reputation. Let me explain using an anecdote. A friend of mine is a veterinarian. When she does procedures on cats she has an employee called a “bite person” who is responsible for holding down the cat and dealing with the teeth and claws. If the bite person fucks up they suffer the bites and scratches instead of the vet. That is what you need. As the hook person you need a bite person and a good attorney on retainer to deal with the other side of the equation.
You need to adopt a totally clean hands (manos limpias) approach to your business. As an executive you don’t get your hands dirty. You hire someone to clean the floors and toilets, and take out the trash for you. As jefe de jefes you only make decisions and carry out administrative takes.
Now, I am afraid that I must disagree concerning avoidance of white girl. I can’t condone this sort of discrimination. Furthermore, you need a pretty white girl on your arm to signal your upstanding nature to the general public. It also shows that you, as Black USA, are cool with White USA. Since a blonde blue eyed slender white girl is considered the ideal of American beauty you need white girl and nothing less to let people know that Meat Loaf has arrived. Her function will be to charm the big fish at social functions so make sure that she is delightful and aesthetically pleasing.
Being a big fish in a little pond has its advantages but also certain painful limitations. If you grow too big your little pond can feel suddenly crowded and the little fish might think you’re eating and shitting more than your fair share. That can lead to dissent in the pond. In such situations many a big fish has been found floating belly up on the surface of the pond.
A big pond gives you more room to grow. You have wide open spaces to feed and shit without offending other fish. So come on back and get yours.
Now, I am afraid that I must disagree concerning avoidance of white girl. I can’t condone this sort of discrimination. Furthermore, you need a pretty white girl on your arm to signal your upstanding nature to the general public. It also shows that you, as Black USA, are cool with White USA. Since a blonde blue eyed slender white girl is considered the ideal of American beauty you need white girl and nothing less to let people know that Meat Loaf has arrived. Her function will be to charm the big fish at social functions so make sure that she is delightful and aesthetically pleasing.
When was the last time, and first time for that matter, when you saw Black USA with a fine, sexy white USA hoe? (Athletes in college and professional sports and entertainment (ie. music, movies) excluded.)
It's like "Gator" said from the Spike Lee movie, "Jungle Fever:" Outhouse pet!
Chocha Monger
08-28-09, 15:19
When was the last time, and first time for that matter, when you saw Black USA with a fine, sexy white USA hoe? (Athletes in college and professional sports and entertainment (ie. music, movies) excluded.)
It's like "Gator" said from the Spike Lee movie, "Jungle Fever:" Outhouse pet!
I've seen it in cases with financially successful Black USA with the exclusion of the cases you mentioned. These guys were lawyers, doctors and corporate executives. Now with the outhouse pet scenario the guy doesn't seem to have anything going for him either. I have yet to see a guy flush with cash and status with an outhouse pet of any race. Average guys and lower socioeconomic bracket guys don't count because like I said only the winners at the top get the fine tail. If you want fine pussy cat in the US you'd better be in good company like Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If only Washington, Lincoln, and Hamilton hang out with you then you better believe your b*tch will be 100% canine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
I'm sorry Loaf, but you're not going to find any C$153.70 (7.50 USD) polvos in the USA even at the underground mojado wh*rehouses. I am sure that you'd agree that even in Nicaragua the top shelf pussy is not on sale to sex tourists and the general public. The elite keeps the best quality reserved for themselves and inaccessible to la chusma.
I've seen it in cases with financially successful Black USA with the exclusion of the cases you mentioned. These guys were lawyers, doctors and corporate executives. Now with the outhouse pet scenario the guy doesn't seem to have anything going for him either. I have yet to see a guy flush with cash and status with an outhouse pet of any race. Average guys and lower socioeconomic bracket guys don't count because like I said only the winners at the top get the fine tail. If you want fine pussy cat in the US you'd better be in good company like Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin. If only Washington, Lincoln, and Hamilton hang out with you then you better believe your b*tch will be 100% canine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
I'm sorry Loaf, but you're not going to find any C$153.70 (7.50 USD) polvos in the USA even at the underground mojado wh*rehouses. I am sure that you'd agree that even in Nicaragua the top shelf pussy is not on sale to sex tourists and the general public. The elite keeps the best quality reserved for themselves and inaccessible to la chusma.
You sound like USA women, and especially "Cindy Cracker" are only interested in money. Money for them to show their friends and purchase lujo with. Doesn't that make them prostitutes?
Chocha Monger
08-28-09, 20:20
You sound like USA women, and especially "Cindy Cracker" are only interested in money. Money for them to show their friends and purchase lujo with. Doesn't that make them prostitutes?
Shhh...Damn! Meat Loaf you can't say that shit out loud but yes you hit the nail squarely on the head. You see in this great capitalist country everything is about money. On the other hand, it's considered very rude to call certain things prostitution. Women can fuck for lobster and steak dinners, jewelry, name brand clothing, and over half of a man's net worth but it is not considered "prostitution" okay. I don't make the rules and I don't necessarily agree with this point of view but there you have it. A woman can fuck for cash in hand but it is not prostitution as long as she has a signed government approved license known as a marriage certificate.
If you make shit loads of cash and put a USA woman's name on your credit cards and joint checking/savings account she'll love you... hell, she might even suck your dick! Anyway, you can't really hold this against them Meat Loaf, the USA is all about free enterprise. These girls are All American so it's only natural for them to have a Yankee trader mentality. But are you going to let that stop you from repatriating?
But are you going to let that stop you from repatriating?
Yes, I believe I will allow that to stop me from the "Back to America" movement!
It's cheaper to support, pull caballo, for 1-household vs. 1-stank USA hoe.
Remember, I'm trying not to fill the shoes of the readership (ie. victim status traveling the world for p*ssy.)
Chocha Monger
08-29-09, 00:50
Yes, I believe I will allow that to stop me from the "Back to America" movement!
It's cheaper to support, pull caballo, for 1-household vs. 1-stank USA hoe.
Remember, I'm trying not to fill the shoes of the readership (ie. victim status traveling the world for p*ssy.)
I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
P.S. Jacko's family is panicking. Apparently, he donated his jizz to a clinic leaving the possibility of unscrupulous US females breeding themselves with heirs to his estate posthumously.
I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
P.S. Jacko's family is panicking. Apparently, he donated his jizz to a clinic leaving the possibility of unscrupulous US females breeding themselves with heirs to his estate posthumously.
Your value to NIcaraguan society is directly dependent upon how many households you (ie. Gringo; caballo) support! FACT! Whether they respect you or will be "in your corner" is a crap shoot.
Jacko, what a fool!
Living in a "tourist trap," Granada, Nicaragua, Central America, one will hear all kinds of stories from the expat residents and those 'passing through." Many of these stories are centered around their former successes in their homeland. Tales of Corporate America and Corporate Europe; tales of Fortune 100 executive employment; tales of asset holdings; and tales of a superior existence in "Mother America" and "Mother Europe."
What is hard to understand is, "why do these individuals only live on US $1,500 per month and less?" Answer: Those that live in Nicaragua do so for the "easy victory" due to low price of entry. Your biggest G8 looser is a winner in Nicaragua. (Finally, you "ISG Lurkers" can be accepted.)
After too many months of hearing such glory, I've enacted a new policy. (Understand, that for "Meat Loaf" to hold skepticism on other's accomplishments is something considering I love to "brag and boast" as evident by my 1,100 posts. Hence, you know the mierda (ie. shit) is too deep for even I to meander.)
Performance Bond Required!
All individuals that are touting "Big Boy Sh*t" in G8 must post a performance bond that carries annual premiums of US $5,000 - US $10,000. The amount bonded for is irrelevant, but does validate that others (ie. underwriters) verify your capacity for sales revenue.
If you're going to talk about this success and that success, let's see some evidence for validation. The performance bond is that evidence. And it also allows you to conduct business with more confidence from the prospect as well as yourself.
Truth be told: Real businesspeople understand the concepts I've written about in 1,100 Meat Loaf posts, but as one ascends the ladder they too must shake the "wheat from the chaff." Playing to win: Actually getting dressed to play the game of International Business requires more than stories about your domestic, G8, success.
Post a Performance Bond: Performance Bonds should be required of all expats and "pass through traffic" that use their career as conversational topics and crutches.
I can't argue with your logic. You'd have to pull caballo for 10 Nicaraguan households to match the equivalent of maintaining one decent looking USA female. Some of these women spend like the Federal Government.
As a basic guideline, 1 girl with 2 kids and a her mother to support requires US $400 for basic SURVIVAL. This includes rice and beans, a 1-bedroom apartment with bathroom or 2-bedroom apartment without bathroom, no kitchen, a basic living room. Total space of approximately 250 - 300 sq. feet or less. Location: Gunshot neighborhoods, robbery neighborhoods, and other ills of poverty. Bad neighborhoods where I, Meat Loaf, don't like to venture into. The 2-kids may attend attend school if the parents (ie. mom and grandmom) are responsible with the US $400. This is basic SURVIVAL with no luxuries like movies, clothing, etcetera.
I'll also note that you will receive "no respect" either. Why? Nicaraguans don't respect anything: It's the culture that someone else will pull caballo and you ride that caballo / car until the hooves / wheels fall off! Don't think that you will be Superman: Think of yourself as a sucker! Worse yet, she probably told you 100% lies since "hello" and you don't know who she really is anyway.
USA: I can f*ck single, working moms 2 - 3 times per week for less than US $400.
Fellas', how much are you willing to spend on a USA-b*tch to get some p*ssy? (And this is a monthly figure, not date.)
Chocha Monger
08-31-09, 16:15
USA: I can f*ck single, working moms 2 - 3 times per week for less than US $400.
Fellas', how much are you willing to spend on a USA-b*tch to get some p*ssy? (And this is a monthly figure, not date.)
I'm willing to spend $0.00. The pussy should be free! Think of it for a minute. Those kids will be pulling your hair, jumping all over you and screaming. Hell you might even have to baby sit or help change shitty nappies. Why in the world would you be willing to pay for the privilege of doing that?
i'm willing to spend $0.00. the pussy should be free! think of it for a minute. those kids will be pulling your hair, jumping all over you and screaming. hell you might even have to baby sit or help change shitty nappies. why in the world would you be willing to pay for the privilege of doing that?
that's true, p*ssy is free! hoes loose what little respect you earned, when you start paying for their stank a*s!
these isg mongers got the game confused!
sure, you buy p*ssy in nicaragua 'cause in the words of bill clinton, "i did it because i could!"
i hate hoes! i hate hoes with kids! fellas', it's a competition between them breaking you, or you breaking them.
i don't hate hoes 'cause then they'll say, "he has a problem with women." sure, 50% of the population. it's a figure of speech!
Chocha Monger,
I researched your posting history, as all good ISG Senior Members, should do, and have a question for you:
If the USA is about male USA citizen exploitation, and I agree, why are so many strip clubs and porno actresses open for business? If only the rich and powerful, and what constitutes rich and powerful in the USA, have access to "top flight" snatch, why are so many hoes for sale? Do these hoes realize that it's an auction?
Is there any hope for a sucker living in the USA on US $30,000 - US $60,000 per annum with a 20% child support assessment and student loans of US $400 per month for 30-years?
Chocha Monger
09-01-09, 00:25
Chocha Monger,
I researched your posting history, as all good ISG Senior Members, should do, and have a question for you:
If the USA is about male USA citizen exploitation, and I agree, why are so many strip clubs and porno actresses open for business? If only the rich and powerful, and what constitutes rich and powerful in the USA, have access to "top flight" snatch, why are so many hoes for sale? Do these hoes realize that it's an auction?
Strip clubs and porno actresses are open for business because sex sells! Of course, we’re not taking about actual dick in the pussy sex but creating the illusion that the average man can fuck some hot pussy. Strip clubs and porn is all about teasing the American man’s cock while emptying his pockets. It is 100% exploitation. I have associates in the strip club business. This is the structure of one their clubs:
1. You enter the door and you’re charged a cover.
2. The door girl then reminds you to tip her and points out her huge tip jar. This happens before you even get a glimpse of some tits.
3. You arrive at your table where the waitress takes your order for over priced drinks. You tip her.
4. Soon strippers are hitting you up asking if you want company and mooching high priced ladies drinks from you.
5. Eventually they sucker you into paying for some lap dances.
6. When you return from the VIP room a masseuse rubs your shoulders and gives you the sales pitch for a back massage.
7. Meanwhile you’re tipping the girls on stage for each dance.
8. The alcohol goes to work on your bladder and you need to take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). You handle your business in the rest room and as you go to wash your hands you’re assisted by a bathroom attendant. You tip again.
9. You return to the stage area assess the damage and go to the in house ATM where you’re hit with a sizeable transaction fee.
10. Finally you’re tapped out and broke. So you head home to root your average American woman. If you don’t have a woman you put on a porno flick, rip open a bag of Cheetos ® and jerk yourself off then hit the sack.
So you see they emptied your pockets and they didn’t have to actually sell you any pussy. They didn’t even let you touch the strippers or the actresses in the porn video that you stroked off to at the end of the night. It’s a highly profitable ingenious business model based on 100% male exploitation. It’s a salesman wet dream! Just imagine being a car salesman and being able to get more money from a customer by just showing him how nice your cars look and maneuver without actually having to sell him one. When your inventory gets old you simply rotate it and it costs you nothing to keep them on the lot because you get paid a show room fee to put them on display. The truth is if it wasn’t for zoning laws, religious nuts and feminists there would be a lot more strip joints on every corner like McDonald’s. Commercial cock teasing is the closest thing to printing your own money.
So in reality the hoes are not on sale they are on display. American men pay to look at the display. Actual fucking is not allowed just simulated sex and voyeurism. You’d be surprised to know how many of these strippers are lesbian. Taking your hard earned money and leaving you with a hard cock gives them a sense of power. As far as they’re concerned their patrons are fools. In a true auction you’d be able to take the goods home and do as you damn well please with it after paying the winning bid.
Is there any hope for a sucker living in the USA on US $30,000 - US $60,000 per annum with a 20% child support assessment and student loans of US $400 per month for 30-years?
There is no hope for a sucker in the US $30-60K annual income bracket with 20% child support payments and $400/month over 30 yrs in student loans. He’s fucked for life in the US. If he can avoid fathering more children and getting married for another 21 yrs he might be able to enjoy a working old age but retirement will be forever out of the question. Hope only exists if he were to permanently leave the US, gain citizenship in another country, relinquish his US citizenship and start over his life with a clean slate.
Strip clubs and porno actresses are open for business because sex sells! Of course, we’re not taking about actual dick in the pussy sex but creating the illusion that the average man can fuck some hot pussy. Strip clubs and porn is all about teasing the American man’s cock while emptying his pockets. It is 100% exploitation. I have associates in the strip club business. This is the structure of one their clubs:
1. You enter the door and you’re charged a cover.
2. The door girl then reminds you to tip her and points out her huge tip jar. This happens before you even get a glimpse of some tits.
3. You arrive at your table where the waitress takes your order for over priced drinks. You tip her.
4. Soon strippers are hitting you up asking if you want company and mooching high priced ladies drinks from you.
5. Eventually they sucker you into paying for some lap dances.
6. When you return from the VIP room a masseuse rubs your shoulders and gives you the sales pitch for a back massage.
7. Meanwhile you’re tipping the girls on stage for each dance.
8. The alcohol goes to work on your bladder and you need to take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). You handle your business in the rest room and as you go to wash your hands you’re assisted by a bathroom attendant. You tip again.
9. You return to the stage area assess the damage and go to the in house ATM where you’re hit with a sizeable transaction fee.
10. Finally you’re tapped out and broke. So you head home to root your average American woman. If you don’t have a woman you put on a porno flick, rip open a bag of Cheetos ® and jerk yourself off then hit the sack.
So you see they emptied your pockets and they didn’t have to actually sell you any pussy. They didn’t even let you touch the strippers or the actresses in the porn video that you stroked off to at the end of the night. It’s a highly profitable ingenious business model based on 100% male exploitation. It’s a salesman wet dream! Just imagine being a car salesman and being able to get more money from a customer by just showing him how nice your cars look and maneuver without actually having to sell him one. When your inventory gets old you simply rotate it and it costs you nothing to keep them on the lot because you get paid a show room fee to put them on display. The truth is if it wasn’t for zoning laws, religious nuts and feminists there would be a lot more strip joints on every corner like McDonald’s. Commercial cock teasing is the closest thing to printing your own money.
So in reality the hoes are not on sale they are on display. American men pay to look at the display. Actual fucking is not allowed just simulated sex and voyeurism. You’d be surprised to know how many of these strippers are lesbian. Taking your hard earned money and leaving you with a hard cock gives them a sense of power. As far as they’re concerned their patrons are fools. In a true auction you’d be able to take the goods home and do as you damn well please with it after paying the winning bid.
There is no hope for a sucker in the US $30-60K annual income bracket with 20% child support payments and $400/month over 30 yrs in student loans. He’s fucked for life in the US. If he can avoid fathering more children and getting married for another 21 yrs he might be able to enjoy a working old age but retirement will be forever out of the question. Hope only exists if he were to permanently leave the US, gain citizenship in another country, relinquish his US citizenship and start over his life with a clean slate.
Ok, so it's easy money for the house; easy money for the hoes; and eager to relinquish for the male? If it were not for the "social stigma" of being in the pornography business; the sex entertainment business (ie. websites, magazines, strip clubs, etcetera): and / or "exploitation" of females it would be a great business. Do you think the social stigma keeps most guys from the ownership side and opt for being a trick / monger / john / sucker?
If the Gringo cannot live on US $30,000 per annum, or US $2,500 per month, what is he doing?
Rent
Food
Clothing
Student Loan Debt
Credit Card Debt
Entertainment
Dating
Taxation
Child Support
Transporation
Gasoline
Car Insurance
Health Insurance
Dental Insurance
Home / Apartment Insurance
401K / IRA
Do the same for US $60,000 per annum, or US $ 5,000 per month.
Oh my God, how many expenses the average Gringo maintains!
The shores of the United States of America.
And you suckers think that you won't get hit- played caballo- upon arrival to Costa Rica? After you pulled that entourage or "refuge plan" you came to Nicaragua, or at least dream about Granada, Nicaragua. It's worse here!
Chocha Monger, that is so depressing! And those on salary jobs must get second and third job to attempt expat.
Chocha Monger, that's wild; but true!
Chocha Monger
09-01-09, 02:12
Ok, so it's easy money for the house; easy money for the hoes; and eager to relinquish for the male? If it were not for the "social stigma" of being in the pornography business; the sex entertainment business (ie. websites, magazines, strip clubs, etcetera): and / or "exploitation" of females it would be a great business. Do you think the social stigma keeps most guys from the ownership side and opt for being a trick / monger / john / sucker?
Loaf,
Yes. The social stigma of pimping hoes and running a den of sin keeps most guys out of the business coupled with the high cost of entry. You need capital to get the facilities, liquor license, approval from the zoning committee among other things to get into the business. The cash that comes from the business more than makes up for any associated social stigma. However, most guys would rather fly under the radar as a client because they can have 100% plausible deniability if the feminists or moralists accuse them of "exploiting women." I mean you can fight dogs and all that shit, go to jail, get out and make a comeback. But if you get hit with "exploitation of women" not even the Cochran law firm can save you from the court of public opinion. As an owner or pimp managing and breaking hoes you cannot claim innocence. Your business is material proof.
everyone should obtain the transcript or log onto http://www.nbc.com to view the dateline nbc biography on steve mcnair, murder victim of "lust."
ok, so steve grew up in mississippi and became a local and state hero. he got drafted and went to the nfl with the houston oilers. he got married to his college girlfriend of black usa. steve attended a black usa university in jackson, mississippi. steve was keeping it real with black usa.
and then...
steve retired from the "not for long" (ie. nfl) league about two (2) years ago. steve wanted to start "big pimpin'!" whether steve had a "deal" with his wife, similar to michael jordan, or not, steve was at 100% financial risk. like that dummie kobe bryant, why get married if your a "superstar" in the limelight before a society of us $30,000 per year wage earners? in kobe's case it was worse, he married some chola in high school. 100% financial risk and for what? he volunteered to get exploited.
anyway, steve was in the limelight. another "coon" dancing the "jig."
steve was at "dave & busters" restaurant and met a 20-year old waitress.
like other dumbies of black usa who were black usa before the entertainment contract, he tried to go white. although the b*tch was from iran, she's white for the purposes of this conversation.
other dumbies before him that had black usa wives, but chose to "lighten up":
oj simpson
montel williams
michael jackson
charles barkley
tiger woods (he never went black usa)
like oj, he "fell in love" with a waitress. in montel's case, she was a las vegas stripper. white hoes of 0% accomplishment: this is similar to your dating / love life in nicaragua if a gringo. you have very little peers.
bobos.
steve, as chocha monger has detailed, bought the b*tch a cadillac escalade at age 20. steve gave the b*tch keys to his "stroke pad (ie. spot to f*ck b*tches.)
problem: steve wasted his time and freedom with marriage. the 20-year old loved living in luxury and fame. i, meat loaf, understand this feeling 'cause i'm rich in nicaragua and hoes hate it when i kick them out of the mansion as well!
anyway, the b*tch wanted it all; had illusions in her head; bought a cuete (ie. gun); and killed both of them. i too can relate which is why i keep security guards at my home; and don't date / f*ck girls who do not speak. approximately, 25 - 40% of chicas nicas do not talk and develop illusions and plots and playto within their minds. they simply want to go along for the ride.
steve played himself over time and got played by someone who didn't have his best interest in mind. she wasn't his peer (ie. black usa) and had 0% accomplishments so she could not relate; and had 0% life experience and could not relate. hell, the b*tch had a co-waitress for a roommate.
when successful black usa, the only people, and you're lucky if you can find them, to have your best interest in mind is black usa. black usa females hold more success, occupational, than black usa males due to a variety of reasons. maybe steve didn't have the intellectual power to seek these black usa females for stroke sessions. steve should have went overseas to stroke and nobody would know that he's steve "air mcnair." so many options that he didn't explore or develop. instead, he lived the "usa dream."
what "air mcnair" did is what you gringos want / yearn to do in latin america and the truth is: you'll probably fail, but may escape with your life.
Chocha Monger
09-01-09, 18:30
meat loaf,
i have pointed out before that marriage should be approached like a business transaction. it is the merging of two separate estates into one. like all business mergers the party bringing little or nothing to the table stands to gain while the other party assumes huge risks in hopes of an eventual pay off down the road. of course, the criticisms came quick from the lunatics who believe that marriage is about love. all i can say is keep on dreaming suckers.
a man should always marry his financial peer or above. marrying down is a recipe for disaster. american women almost never marry beneath their financial level. they marry up overwhelmingly. when both parties are bringing huge amounts of cash it is much easier to overlook each other's idiosyncrasies. when only one party brings the cash to the table eventually the other will feel cheated. this is why marrying poor women and bringing them to the us is a bad idea unless one is poor himself, and this still results in the woman running off to marry better prospects. if one chooses to marrying in a poor country one should marry up financially and socially. one's "rich" status should be used as leverage. most guys do not do this they seek out the prettiest poor barrio girl they can find to marry. this girl has absolutely nothing to offer which is why she is still single in her country to begin with. the local female doctors and lawyers seem to have no problem getting married at a young age. foreign men recognize that the value of a woman goes beyond a pretty face, unlike the us where a woman's looks is enough for her to get by.
ask a woman what she is bringing to the table and most will say, "i have pussy!" well, to most guys that would be enough but to a guy who can rent pussy and doesn't like children that doesn't sound like a hell of a deal. so if the woman doesn't bring any other income generating skills to the table she has already failed the interview at the first question.
the american guys you see trying to expat to costa rica on the run from ex-wives are the ones who didn't ask for much beyond a pretty face, nice body, warm hole and a fertile womb. they failed to realize that women demand equality so it is perfectly normal to demand that they bring home their fair share. in fact, they expect it and wouldn't respect you if you don't demand it. every pre-nup must include a clause requiring the woman to maintain employment for the duration of the marriage. the only exceptions being brief periods of maternity leave and retirement at the age of social security eligibility.
ask a woman what she is bringing to the table and most will say, "i have pussy!" well, to most guys that would be enough but to a guy who can rent pussy and doesn't like children that doesn't sound like a hell of a deal. so if the woman doesn't bring any other income generating skills to the table she has already failed the interview at the first question.
since a youth, middle school, i plotted my exit from the usa; my quest for mi reina; and the abandonment of usa-citizenship. for decades, i've prepared for expat status. as part of this lifelong preparation i learned the three (3) languages of the american hemisphere, so that i can search out the best, most qualified hembra (ie. b*tch) for marriage / reproduction / worldwide travel.
i can provide employment to most people in one capacity or another. if employment is not viable some business transaction may be.
thus far in my ten (10) year latin american excursion, i have yet to find a woman that is prepared or suitable or "allowed" to travel the world with me. they either have children and can't leave; they either have jobs in their home city; they are putas; or they have no marketable skills.
i would love to have a chava of quality to travel the world. this is even harder in the usa to find due to gringo travel ignorance.
the upper-eschelon of societies have so much mierda to meander that it takes time. any b*tch worth any salt in her ejaculation will take up to 6-months of development to bring her to international travel / business capacity.
it's 100% hard offshore if you are not "bobo."
suggestion: make life easy and enjoyable, temporarily, by volunteering to pull caballo for multiple nicaraguan / latin american households. give the girl a child. file for the child to become a usa-citizen. have the usa-child citizen apply for the "refugee program" so the entire household can relocate to the usa. whether offshore or onshore, you're going to make usa child support payments to the latina, so speed the process up on the "refugee program."
Kapitan Kreme
09-01-09, 19:54
Post a Performance Bond: Performance Bonds should be required of all expats and "pass through traffic" that use their career as conversational topics and crutches.I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man!
I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man!
Chubb™. They may be called surety bonds as well.
In Granada, 'cause it's a tourist town, you hear lots of stories, but the realities are different. Broke a*s Gringos running around town running-up credit lines due to palmado (ie. no money; broke) status.
I've heard of beach and ski-bums, but I've never heard of "bar bums."
KK,
When are you coming to the Land of Lakes & Volcanoes?
Chocha Monger
09-02-09, 18:34
I wanna get me a 'Performance Bond'! Where can I find that bro? Help out a poor boy my man!
Kapitan Kreme,
It's real easy to get a performance bond. All you have to do is impregnate a Nicaraguan chica. Then upon the birth of the nene you head to the nearest US embassy and register the child as a US citizen born abroad with yourself as the biological father. After that you must pull caballo for the child's mother. As caballo you will be the principal, the chica will be the obligee and the US government will be the surety. If you fail to perform as caballo the US government will step in and enforce the chica's claim for your lack of performance.
Chocha,
I know what a Hen Party is with women sitting around b*tching, moaning, and complaining about men,
but what is when males sit around, type, and comment about women in a negative, yet truthful manner?
1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights - Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause - The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
5. Rampant Sexism - The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the state is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.
6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
7. Obsession with National Security - Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed
to the government's policies or actions.
9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.
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The USA is void of #14 except the Minnesota Senatorial Election; #11; #10; and #8.
JazzPlayer
09-03-09, 02:37
Chocha,
I know what a Hen Party is with women sitting around b*tching, moaning, and complaining about men,
but what is when males sit around, type, and comment about women in a negative, yet truthful manner?
That's easy, a bull-session.
I admire your posts. The former very understanable, the latter a bit off the charts but still informative.
Regards,
Un hombre quisero vistare Nicaragua, tierra de lagos y volcans: a guy that wants to vist the land of lakes and volcanoes.
Chao,
Jazz/
Kapitan Kreme,
It's real easy to get a performance bond. All you have to do is impregnate a Nicaraguan chica.
But is it easy to impregnate a Nicaraguan chica? I just figure if it's a Catholic country it's mostly virgins there and plus wouldn't any chica with any sense just take the pill if she wanted to fuck around?
Oh, wait a minute ... never mind.
That's easy, a bull-session.
I admire your posts. The former very understanable, the latter a bit off the charts but still informative.
Regards,
Un hombre quisero vistare Nicaragua, tierra de lagos y volcans: a guy that wants to vist the land of lakes and volcanoes.
Chao,
Jazz/
Thanks for the compliment, Jazzie. It's always a plus when members of little posts "claim" their devotion to "Meat Loaf" posts!
The latter, I was watching Dr. Death of Michigan on Fox News and Goggle™ his statement. Therefore, I posted the results.
When are you coming to Nicaragua? You know that I'm on "my countdown" to Sur America, no?
Like Dickhead does, I will correct you:
Gracias a Meat Loaf, soy un hombre que quiero visitar la tierra de los lagos y volcanos.
Dickhead: Go ahead and correct our grammar skills.
But is it easy to impregnate a Nicaraguan chica? I just figure if it's a Catholic country it's mostly virgins there and plus wouldn't any chica with any sense just take the pill if she wanted to fuck around?
Oh, wait a minute ... never mind.
Where have you been, Dickhead?
It's easy to impregnate a Nica. The money you entrust them with for birth control is "amazingly" spent on day-to-day bills!
I got lots of bills is the excuse for not buying birth control!
Unless, you inject these girls, they will not inject or "get on" birth control!
I've tried my best to tell the girls and the brothel "how to caballo" a Gringo via the US Embassy, but I"m only 1-guy. Public Service Announcements are required.
It's the same throughout Catholic Latin America Countries regarding reproduction. The job of hoes is ninos: The job of the guy is impregnation! The job of the Gringo is Caballo!
As a Gringo, all you can do is pull caballo!
I'm 34 years old; speak 3 languages; have 10 years experience in various Latin American countries; am Black skin like the populace; feel safe and secure with criminals and loosers; and still CAN NOT WIN!
You: White; 53 - 78 years old; no Spanish speaking skills; a victim of Costa Rica; and scared of Managua. You will never win anything beyond P4P. Demographics!
I'm walking around Granada with the "freshest" wardrobe 100% customized for Meat Loaf!
Just now, I found a shoe seamstress who makes leather shoes, sandals, and boots for menos de 5 barras. ¡ Buey Puta! I placed an order for five (5) pair.
Took delivery of another wardrobe order last Saturday.
I am getting business suits made currently.
What do you wear, bullsh*t? Tommy, Guess, Armani, TJ Maxx, Walmart, etcetera. And you're in G8 too, so sad!
Gentleman Travel
09-03-09, 15:32
1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism - Fascist regimes tend to make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia. Flags are seen everywhere, as are flag symbols on clothing and in public displays.
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights - Because of fear of enemies and the need for security, the people in fascist regimes are persuaded that human rights can be ignored in certain cases because of "need." The people tend to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause - The people are rallied into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial , ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.
4. Supremacy of the Military - Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military is given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda is neglected. Soldiers and military service are glamorized.
5. Rampant Sexism - The governments of fascist nations tend to be almost exclusively male-dominated. Under fascist regimes, traditional gender roles are made more rigid. Divorce, abortion and homosexuality are suppressed and the state is represented as the ultimate guardian of the family institution.
6. Controlled Mass Media - Sometimes to media is directly controlled by the government, but in other cases, the media is indirectly controlled by government regulation, or sympathetic media spokespeople and executives. Censorship, especially in war time, is very common.
7. Obsession with National Security - Fear is used as a motivational tool by the government over the masses.
8. Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed
to the government's policies or actions.
9. Corporate Power is Protected - The industrial and business aristocracy of a fascist nation often are the ones who put the government leaders into power, creating a mutually beneficial business/government relationship and power elite.
10. Labor Power is Suppressed - Because the organizing power of labor is the only real threat to a fascist government, labor unions are either eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts - Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts and letters is openly attacked.
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment - Under fascist regimes, the police are given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people are often willing to overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism. There is often a national police force with virtually unlimited power in fascist nations.
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption - Fascist regimes almost always are governed by groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability. It is not uncommon in fascist regimes for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even outright stolen by government leaders.
14. Fraudulent Elections - Sometimes elections in fascist nations are a complete sham. Other times elections are manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Fascist nations also typically use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.
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The USA is void of #14 except the Minnesota Senatorial Election; #11; #10; and #8.
No, to an objective outsider US qualifies on all these grounds (at least under Bush, and it has not changed much yet) except for #5, which has gone to the other extreme.
Kapitan Kreme
09-03-09, 16:35
KK,
When are you coming to the Land of Lakes & Volcanoes?I don't know Meat "Loaf". I'm a little bit scared now. This "performance" bond stuff has me a little shaken "up". You think I can get "by" without one?
Don't use my initials please. That's one k away from some really "bad" nightmares for me.
I think I'll go by Mista Kreme from here "on" out. That's only one L away from givin me some real sweet dreams.
MK
I don't know Meat "Loaf". I'm a little bit scared now. This "performance" bond stuff has me a little shaken "up". You think I can get "by" without one?
Don't use my initials please. That's one k away from some really "bad" nightmares for me.
I think I'll go by Mista Kreme from here "on" out. That's only one L away from givin me some real sweet dreams.
MK
Yeah I know, the KK is too close! I knew it when I wrote it.
Stop bullsh*ttin' about the performance bond Kapitan Kreme. You a real maf*cker.
Mista Kreme and the "L" I do not understand.
I like you Kapitan Kreme: G's up, Hoes down!
Chocha Monger
09-04-09, 14:15
Meat Loaf,
Do they have "hen nights" in Nicaragua?
Kapitan Kreme
09-04-09, 17:13
Yeah I know, the KK is too close! I knew it when I wrote it.
Stop bullsh*ttin' about the performance bond Kapitan Kreme. You a real maf*cker.
Mista Kreme and the "L" I do not understand.
I like you Kapitan Kreme: G's up, Hoes down!Mista Kreme is MK
Put an L in the middle and you got MLK
MLK was 'The Man'!
I don't know what the "L" would be for........liquor, lova, Lickin?
I do know that if you put "King" after your name, you would be MLK! Now that is "Cool"!
Meat Loaf,
Do they have "hen nights" in Nicaragua?
Actually, I've never heard of Chicas Nicas, regardless of age, talking negatively about men!
Yesterday while at the cantina, a señora came in selling panties and bras. The three waitresses were sitting at the bar alongside me. The señora said that each pair of panties cost C$30 ó US $1.50 cada pair. Being the gentleman that I am, I purchase 1 pair of panties for each waitress. I know *s and told the señora that size 6/7 was needed and 9/10.
I helped the girls pick out the panties and I told them which ones I like. I purchased the panties for the girls. They were all g-string panties. One girl, the one that I like- morenaza- tried the panties on over her blue jeans and modeled them for her co-workers. The girls, each and everyone, thanked me for the regalo.
Hopefully, they will remember me as they get dressed in the morning time with their new pair of panties. At least we have a topic of conversation for a future day. Maybe they will model the panties for me in the comforts of my mansion.
I met a Gringa with lots of freckles, good conversation, 34 years of age, single, and fun.
She and I went to party.
My carnal was competing for the p*ssy alongside a PIMP.
After a few hours at the house party, we hit the street.
She got bola. She's Irish evidenced by the freckles and her alcohol consumption. At the cantina she got bola and horny.
Feeling good, I bought a bottle of drank. Earlier, she was competing to buy rounds and pay for them. I let her, while compa' tried the chivalrous approach.
So at the bar was my bottle of syrup que vale C$100 ó US $5. Half the bottle remained. I went to pour a drink and the bottle was missing. I asked el compa where the bottle went. He looked high-and-low for the bottle and then he said:
"Chico, do you think that she has your bottle inside of her purse at the next table?"
I creeped over to the table where the purse was and felt it up. Wardie, inside of the purse I felt the bottle of drank. I returned to chief and confirmed that she jacked my Flor de Cana, buey puta. I was too embarrassed for her to make it an issue.
Carnal asked, "by any chance do you have the bottle of rum inside of your purse?"
She said with force and smiles, "yes, what was I suppose to do 'cause the bottle was just sitting on the bar."
Gringas.
i told 'yall about these deportees. i told 'yall that the only way you get deported from the usa is for (1) gun crime and / or (2) drug crime, but after you've done your 'bid in the fed or state prison system. and then you go to immigration prison. and then you get put on a plane to either your home country or the last visa stamp you had prior to usa entrance. they give you us $10 and your freedom from the usa system of a life sentence on the payment plan (ie. parole, probation, court and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) test fees, legal fees, quarantine in your county or state of residence.) us $0.80 cents per day at your usa prison-based job that is / was commercially contracted. furthermore, many institutions require that you either work or attend schooling while "being down." justification is criminal conviction based upon legislation and law enforcement profiling. therefore, it's accepted by society due to them "breaking the law" and not being your peer group. in fact, we have usa-corporations, http://investor.shareholder.com/cxw/ for "lock-up" and many are built upon old usa slave plantations. ironic, hey? of course black usa has 50% market share; latino 30%; and other(s) represent 20%.
they (ie. deportaron) also loose their girlfriends, wives, family, children because they live in the usa-based. these deportees were reared in the usa like you and i, and think gringo, but can't go back unless: (1rst entry) is 3-years; (2nd entry) is 10-years; and (3rd entry) is a life sentence in "the fed" for entering after being deported. customs and border patrol enforcement. so, they have some real choices to make.
remember, they are gringos too, but the paperwork is non-naturalized.
post "war on drugs," everyone is getting out from their first and second bids in the pinta and getting deported or hitting the usa streets. at least monthly, if not bi-weekly a new airplane lands with a new crop.
your peers in nicaragua are gangsters evidenced by their usa resume (ie. incarceration) and ability to speak english, your native-tongue! remember how this country was taken in the 1970s & 1980s? por el cuete (ie. gun.) and remember what just happened in honduras: they took honduras por cuete.
do you understand? your peers are "forced retired" gangsters simply because they speak english, think gringo, and are your peer in nicaragua.
one of the best websites i've seen on this topic is http://www.chicagogangs.org this website with maps shows how deep and profundo the game is. i don't know the exact statistic on how many residents are usa deportaron, but i would say it's large. and you (ie. gringo) will need to find english-speakers. you will be happy to find these gangsters if you are to survive nicaragua. fact!
(i am not sure on how much this website is worth, but i would price the information and "possibilities of game" to be high! it earned accolades in a major usa market and is "top quality" information like meat loaf posts on isg.)
they are your peers!
they think gringo: and remember that they are the financial leaders of the country, except the rich and wealthy. they can earn us $1,000 per month due to their bilingual skills. they speak your language, english. they think gringo. they are tuani / cool / chido people! doctors, lawyers, and other university educated must be lucky to earn us $1,000.
do you guys understand what i'm saying? i'm saying that you need to know deportees and the culture that they think / believe / live. everybody needs deportees to survive nicaragua especially if you cannot speak spanish. the first paragraph is their last usa-experience and the weblink is their usa lifestyle evidenced by incarceration (ie. state and fed prison.)
in nicaragua, you cannot purchase segregation (ie. gated communities) like the usa and other countries. and if you do for us $200,000, they still will be your peers simply based upon language. actually, you need to build your personal gated community. so if you come here you will need to employ / associate / develop bonds / and they are your peer group. not that it's good or bad, but it's reality and survival.
your peers in nicaragua are nowhere like your peers in north america.
nicaragua is a great country and everyone should visit. open a non-profit, retire, or visit. everyone is friendly, has love, and pleasant. to be honest, i love nicaragua!
everyone comes to nicaragua with a story. everyone could be in a different country, but why? nicaragua offers everything! remember about the performance bond from all of the non-verifiable stories you will hear ultramar.
i invite you guys to nicaragua and experience beauty! everyday is 33 / 95 degrees, sunny, and relaxed. we have boats; arnold palmer has a 900 acres golf course; there is surfing; you can open a business; or anything that you can create for yourself.
prior to 9/11/2001, nicaragua was a country of the worlds' 224 countries that you could purchase citizenship. it's a european socialist minded mentality in one respect and a financial center. financial center in the sense that it's not about taxation regulation which requires you produce / labour (ie. the usa), but freedom. remember our conversation about the "golden handcuffs" of employment / consumerism / g8.
fellas', nicaragua offers everything for everyone. the netherlands are big in nicaragua; russia just started a new airline service from managua to 49 russian cities; canada is big; and the usa.
guys, despite the nonsense that i write, whether it's fact or fiction, it's a great life in nicaragua! ¡oyiste! and everyone welcomes everyone, más ó menos.
come to nicaragua and experience life. you can retire here on a us $400 per month pension! so if you get us $1,000 per month that is more than enough to exist! really you should have us $1,500 for comfort, and us $9,000 per month for the "playboy mansion."
everyone is welcome in nicaragua! just remember that your peers are your peers here and not your peers in north america. nobody cares anyway ' cause we live in nicaragua and it's great, but there is a whole bunch of bullsh*t!
you need these gangsters so that you can navigate society! you need these gangsters because they are your labour force: without these deported gangsters you cannot survive nicaragua. why? they speak english and think gringo and are residents just like you (ie. gringo.)
everyone is welcome in nicaragua: we need more people to come to nicaragua and aide the second poorest country in the hemisphere.
fulfilling your appetite for meat loaf posts, i threw this up.
i really don't have anything to write about except the lack of peer group, kapitan kreme.
why don't you guys board the plane and come to nicaragua? i'll guide you through it, but understand the dynamics of society are nowhere like the usa.
let's expand the peer group and demographics.
Got love from ISG lurkers while on the street. Real and wanna' be players stepped-up with the emotional support that is required for Nicaragua SURVIVAL.
In Nicaragua, every Gringo is in the same boat: Every person is in the same boat as the Nicaraguan. We live this sh*t with Nicaragua, poverty and mierda (ie. sh*t.) To SURVIVE Nicaragua, the foreigner must / will become Nica for SURVIVAL. Your environment dictates your mentality, daily witness, and all other things.
It is not easy to SURVIVE Nicaragua and you (ie. reader) will get eaten-up if you come here unprepared. How to prepare? Meat Loaf posts of 1,200 topics.
Thanks fellas'!
nicaragua is a lot like africa! when was the last time you visited haiti?
this weekend i took a mental "time out" and evaluated some key things.
nicaragua is the third world and not central america or even latin america. geographically it is in central america of latin america, but everything else is third world.
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will change society!
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will be special or valued.
don't be disillusioned that you (ie. gringo) will be a "ladies man" or conqueror of women. you cannot win here if you do not live here! and if you do live here who will be your peers? and if you do live here you will not last for long due to it being the third world like africa or haiti.
read the african threads and you will find them dead with only a few posters!
read the haiti threads and you will find it dead with only a few posters!
read the nicaraguan thread and you find me to be the poster with a few associates.
why? 'cause it's a country / place that the intelligent avoid. the few gringos that live here in nicaragua do not win with the ladies! the few gringos that live here in nicaragua are stubborn; as*holes; don't give a f*ck.
living in nicaragua means that you are within the forest, but never see any trees. you experience the third world residents and quality of life just as they do. you (ie. gringo) are just another tree in the forest surrounded by other third world trees.
Kapitan Kreme
09-09-09, 02:48
i am honored meatloaf that you are dedicating a post to me.
keep on keepin' on! and survive! (i am reading the posts)
fulfilling your appetite for meat loaf posts, i threw this up.
i really don't have anything to write about except the lack of peer group, kapitan kreme.
why don't you guys board the plane and come to nicaragua? i'll guide you through it, but understand the dynamics of society are nowhere like the usa.
let's expand the peer group and demographics.
I am honored Meatloaf that you are dedicating a post to me.
Keep on keepin' on! And Survive! (I am reading the posts)
I kind of like the "MLK" name, but I have a question for you: How come in every USA city with "MLK" Boulevard / Street / Avenue is the most dangerous street in the city although "MLK" was about non-violence?
it's a known fact that gringos (ie. 50 - 70 year olds) come to costa rica to have sex with **** (ie. less than 18 years) children. it's also a known fact that these same gringos come up to nicaragua in search of similar exploitation.
we got that (1) interpol, (2) fbi, and (3) the most powerful force known on the planet called "nicaraguan gossip." the last fool that "got popped" is working on a bid of 25-years in the usa federal prison system alongside gangsters. the "new neighbors" who have 0% opportunity to visit or protect their offspring, dreams, and fantasies that they hold for their children will be your peer group. not much glory is or will be gained from your case / conviction: you will become la presa (ie. prey) for similar sexual exploitation, violence, and extortion.
these same gringos that enacted, through participation or a lack of, child predator / child molestation / statutory [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) / pedaphile registrations / and other aggressive criminal proceedings are the same gringos running overseas to ruin the children of others!
gringos that hold their children on the zenith of pedestals place other people's children in the abyss.
these gringos are your peers, especially based upon race and age. who are they? everyone can spot such a gringo. as detailed in previous posts, this deficiency or perversion seems to be "peer-based."
internationally, treaties are in place to extradite these individuals to g8 federal prisons based upon your citizenship, but after allowing the local populace some free carne molida.
those who never had adolescent womb when an adolescent; those that have experienced adult sex for 30 - 50 years; those that desire to exploit youth and innocense and / or economic poverty, in turn become la presa (ie. prey.) their temporary sexual enjoyment which creates permanent destruction of youth is not greeted.
don't come here with that bullsh*t 'cause the society, us, aint that concerned about human / civil / criminal rights. the street might even perform a "street justice castration" via machete.
welcome to nicaragua: you're not welcome in nicaragua.
Professor 1
09-09-09, 16:51
it's a known fact that gringos (ie. 50 - 70 year olds) come to costa rica to have sex with **** (ie. less than 18 years) children. it's also a known fact that these same gringos come up to nicaragua in search of similar exploitation.
it sounds like i missed something of late. did something happen recently that caused this post??
It sounds like I missed something of late. Did something happen recently that caused this post??
Just everyday gossip among the population of Gringos and Nicas accompanied by observations.
Gringos come and attempt to f*ck everything in site; get bored; and leave with the community more destroyed than enhanced.
The key to pussy is - never fuck anyone who knows your real name (or anything about you). When I go home I only fuck streetwalkers or call-girls.
I used to tell my friends that the best birth control was: 'Never let her know your real name.'
These hoes think they got the game mastered: Ratones con queso (ie. snitches) like "Jabber Jaws" think they're doing something by being saplon (ie. snitch,) but they "got the game confused."
How to ensure your privacy (ie. identity) from these scavenger-a*s hoes:
Overseas
Get a fake (1) state drivers license, (2) social security card, and (3) birth certificate on the street from the Mexicans in major USA markets for US $80.
You can get a fake id upon arrival overseas from the street, but keep it simple like a work id or phony a*s school. Use this as your identification as to not catch international identity theft legal problems.
Place your passport in a safe upon arrival and never retrieve it.
Don't use license plates on your car. Or if you do rent someone's license plates and even they will not know your real name due to fake identification.
Or rent someone's car with plates, insurance, and your phony identification. Pay for 6-months in advance. Present the landlord a fake business card and brochure.
Do not get anything like cable or telephone unless the landlord puts it in their name.
You can purchase fake passports all day long in Lima, Peru, for US $1,000.
Rent your housing with the fake identification, but better is just to pay cash for 6-months in advance. The landlord will forget about the identification. Present the landlord a fake business card and brochure.
Therefore, any girl you meet who thinks she's smarter than you will have limited resources and they will be fake when she tries to "play you" at the embassy.
Domestic
Same sh*t!
The one difference is not to drive so live in major cities. People get caught-up with the police / court from driving. Or better yet, drive without license and spend the 3-days in county running finger prints and get a suspended license charge. Or keep the license in the a hidden compartment within the car and retrieve when the police pull you over. If you're riding with a b*tch in the car and the cop says your name, dump that hoe immediately. She may think she's smart and pull court traffic stop records then.
Many states like the State of Texas have failure to have state issued identification upon your person, "Failure to ID," a felony.
Better yet, get as many females pregnant as possible 'cause 100% of nothing is nothing! And you can live stress free!
i'm at the point in my life, age 34, where i need to create and manage my world! no longer can i depend / rely upon the current infrastructure for survival. i'm "meat loaf!" and i left "the mainstream" in search of my style (ie. 100% tailored clothing; 100% tailored shoes; mansion residence; political influence; security guards; commercial influence; b*tches on my program, and not cluckers; etcetera.)
for those of us that are unique and not caballo / lemmings it is required at one point or another that we shape society and stop converting / "dumbing down" our vision! i'm at this point: granada has made me reach this point!
i have ten (10) years in latin america opening-up markets and my lifestyle (ie. three (3) language fluency) and i've come to the realization that for me to mentally survive, i must begin fabrication! in the exact same protocol as commerce must associates be shaped!
truth is: i'm more sophisticated. i'm more prepared. i'm more than you envisioned you (ie. reader) could become. i'm the guy that you will never meet and i stay insulated within "my bubble." not that anything is wrong with " a bubble," but access is limited for cause. too much progress is sacrificed by "dumbing down" for the sake of assimilation.
fact is: those that "globetrott" do so for reason. they required 100% independence and reliability. they don't operate on a support system of family / neighborhood / lifetime residence, but cazador on their terms. relying upon the infrastructure as a tool, but not their realm is the mental foundation.
it's not easy making you "hate" me, "meat loaf," but i'm doing it while you dream, "how is that possible?" "i'm a looser in my domestic market;" " i'm of privilege;" and "i receive nepotism" is your point of reference for yourself. you and i both realize that to be truth, but you're lacking the trait necessary to conquer- independence!
friday
i'm riding the executive desk with three (3) employees performing occupational endeavors. before my eyes was a marching band. security talked to the "musicos" about the fee for a concert. they responded with stars in their eyes, and we cut the price in 50%. it was 0900 hours!
security searched all of the musicos outside of mi alchante (ie. crib) for entrance. they entered. i was working to mc leozinho from recife, brazil, south america, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80nnq9iknok&feature=related and felt like replicating the rhythm. entering the sala (ie living room / floria) of 1,600 sq. feet they carried drums and horns. with a ceiling 30 feet above our heads they began their performance. my home is three stories so extrapolate. i'm living big & bored in granada, nicaragua, central america!
hosting a private party for myself, employees, and "tag alongs" they began.
blowing big! beating big! feeling big! living big was the ambiance.
(it's not nicaragua that makes this, but my mentality and requirements for mental survival. i wished that i were in cd. juarez, mexico, north america, with an 8-piece mariachi band performing their repertoire. then again i wished i was in a major usa-market with my peers of international citizenship.)
(i've detailed for three years how the lack of peer group will devour you in nicaragua, and it's the reality! my peers? as they say, "build it and they will come." my peer group is 100% internationalists with multi-language fluency and intellectual superiority. "build it and they will come!" but that's work: that's work so that you can simply survive mentally. are you prepared to do that / this? most aren't which is why most don't open markets afuera (ie. outside) their birth-city or city of residence.)
so for about 1-hour beginning at 0930 hours i held a concert in my living room that encouraged the neighbors to leave their alchantes! they know that i beat the music hard, but now i'm receiving personal concerts in my living room. "¿quíen es el capo?" soy ese mahe (ie. guy.)
the employees (ie. maid, garden boy, security guards, "tag alongs") were trippin'. who does that for a non-celebration? meat loaf! but i refuse to pull caballo for some "lass-a*s clucker." can you pass the 10-page application for meat loaf access? i aint bullshittin'! i've lived in latin america for 10-years, and successful. age 34!
build my fame through gossip and the p*ssy will seek me out, but i aint got time to wait / waste / spend with "baggage b*tches!" then again, i'm bored in granada, nicaragua, central america.
Nica Bound
09-13-09, 22:39
I'm at the point in my life, age 34, where I need to create and build my fame through gossip and the p*ssy will seek me out, but I aint got time to wait / waste / spend with "Baggage B*tches!" Then again, I'm bored in Granada, Nicaragua, Central America.
Damn it, Loaf ! You are starting to worry us again with this stuff ! Maybe it's time to grab a couple of beers and watch some football for a few days........
damn it, loaf ! you are starting to worry us again with this stuff ! maybe it's time to grab a couple of beers and watch some football for a few days........
it seems that when i start to get depressed and worn out from nicaragua, someone comes to my rescue.
had an excellent day yesterday socializing and discussing business with our peers (ie. gringos.) even met an attractive female who's looking for some loaf!
granada is a great place to live and find non-frivolous conversation.
good suggestion "nica bound."
after i kicked the last b*tch (ie. us $30 in cellphone minutes) out of the mansion i took a two (2) week vacation from the hoes. during this time i witnessed everyone else with a woman (ie.. their girlfriend / wife) and i got depressed. during this time i was sleeping alone. during this time the mansion was empty. it was a hard period of time. but now i'm back. i went from 5- 7 polvos per day to 0, just like your marriages.
i purchased us $40 in cellphone minutes and have my spiral notebook full of female numbers to start the hunt for c*nt. (it's no fun arising in the morning with more wood than oregon and nobody there to chop it down.)
so on saturday i started preying upon the granada scene. at parque central i scoped / watched / mentally masturbated on who the "lucky lady(ies)" would be to get two (2) weeks worth of leche (ie. jizz.)
on sunday i started spitting game on the street: i came up with three (3) hood rats that i met on the street. clase culos.
this weekend i wanted to make that trip to managua, but it's far!!! it may seem close on a map's legend, but that place is far from granada. also "nica bound," i need to change my program: i'm going to start volunteering and participating in local activities, if not, i will not mentally survive.
granada, nicaragua, central america, offers enough diversity for everyone, but you must participate. how much beer can you drink? that's a give in granada, but without a structure you will atrophe. i'm talking to you retirees: if you don't do something / create activity for yourself other than drinking beer on the daily circuit, you will wither on the vine. you / i / we must be active in the local community / give back otherwise you / i / we will not last!
we (ie. g8) are "fortunate" with the life / lives we earned in g8 and have so much to offer this poverish country. sweat equity: keep your money in your pocket and allow governments to patrocinar (ie. financial sponsorship.)
i'm mentally clear now! i got my game face on now! i'm ready to assume possession of the torch. and i have yet to pull caballo!
on saturday morning i arose with the vision of attacking managua for a 12-hour stint. a few hours later, i was still in granada.
starting my day, i went to the residence of my buddy who's co-sponsoring his carnal (ie. brother; friend) as his friend volunteers to pull caballo for a chica with tres ninos (ie. 3 kids.) granted, this guy wants accolades for pulling caballo, but everyone knows this and therefore he receive zero. it's 100% drama. (although this is "foolish," the caballo has more fun than i due to the activity of family. with tres ninos, una abuela, una chamaca (ie. girl) y los dos hermanos he is busy. if you don't have family in nicaragua you may wither on the vine.)
after conversing with my retired friend (ie. age 55 plus), i went to purchase a new cellphone. these motherf*ckers are stupid! movistar wants you to furnish your passport to purchase a us $20 disposable cellphone! passport to make a consumer purchase? i walked out for the second time at the movistar office within five (5) months.
while holding down the block, parque central, i hollered at a gringa cougar. these gringas don't want to hear english: these gringas want a latin lover. therefore, i only talk spanish to gringas when on the street and tell them i'm from bluefields. "a little white lie" never hurt anyone. and they'll only be here for 1 - 3 days anyway so i'm "selling" a vacation memory. (read meat loaf post, "5 chicas wait in line to suck gringo d*ck.")
my employee rolled-up on his bicycle. we went a drank a few beers among the hardlegs (ie. males.) we went and scope out some hoes at parque central via nuestro mundo. although this place receives 0% customers, it's the best place to scope and spit game at parque central.
i held the block and said what's up to a few homies. i made a few rounds on the "gringo circuit." mi carnal told me about some rat selling p*ssy for flor de cana in front of iglesia san francisco / kathy's waffle house. it was high-noon. i rode the bicycle over there and this chela sitting alone. i returned to the cantina with limited interest in her wares. i didn't want to spend the us $5 and suggested we "trick" her with some "mombacho muchacho" for us $ 0.75 cents per medio litro.
my compadre went to scoop her up the bicycle and purchase the "muchacho." i went to other locations on the "gringo circuit." bored and frustrated i hated all those that came within earshot. everyone knows that i'm capitalino (ie. managua) and know that i get down on granada periodically. therefore, i had to hold my tongue 'cause they don't want to hear me b*tching. ademas, mi carnal rolled up without the hembra (ie. female canine) and we made plans for later.
bored and frustrated i returned to the mansion for some rest. i slept for about two hours and arose. frustrated, why? 'cause i wasn't in managua running the streets and was in tranquil granada.
at 2100 hours i went to house party with discomovil (ie. disk jockey) in the barrio / el tope. demographics allow me to participate in the ghetto risk free, worry free.
drinking "muchacho" with the poverish; talking sh*t in spanish; and scoping the chamacas with my carnal / employee were my activities. por fin, i asked una chamaca to dance la salsa conmigo. i'm 20-years plus deep in salsa: with that puerto rican style cut with cuba, i danced salsa con ella. the party became impressed with the salsa flavor delivered my "me loaf."
esa heina (ie. this girl) is sexy. short, tight, young, and horny she is. problem: she's the cousin of my carnal and he knows my objective. nonetheless, he doesn't give a f*ck on the surface.
the other chavas (ie. girls) who i know were present with their peers. they'll be pregnant by age 19, and you'll volunteer to pull caballo 'cause by the time you reach nicaragua as a foreigner, it's too late for virgin / a female without children.
we danced; drank "muchacho"; and witnessed the playto!
granada gangbangers
you would think that you're in the west bank, isreal, by the amount of rocks thrown.
a street fight is the throwing of rocks / bricks / boulders at the opponent!
so playto commenced in the barrio. rival drug dealers / gangs / youth started fighting. celoso (ie. envy; jealousy) brewed from the music being played and "muchacho" being consumed. tres veses los pandilleros began fighting: when the fight begins everyone runs inside for shelter as to not get hit by the rocks / bricks / boulders being thrown at the enemy.
el tope (ie. streets with dirt roads) is stupid! unfortunately, granada is mostly el tope. only the four block downtown is civilized.
the neighbors got jealous that they were not invited to the party and started throwing rocks / cement / boulders onto the house's tin roof. they threw some heavy a*s rocks too. so, we went into the backyard with lights turned off. we searched for rocks / bricks / cement via cellphone light. we threw rocks / bricks / cement onto the tin roof of the neighbor! it's dangerous 'cause while you're exposed you may get hit by a big a*s rock / boulder / cement. hence, move quick and efficiently.
por fin, the party ended with "me loaf" getting a few phone numbers for follow-up. i departed and stopped at the house of a amigo (ie. 50 year old nica.) i drank flor de cana with his wife and son-in-law who was drunk and foolish. all he wanted to talk about was my citizenship. his wife was embarrassed. his mother-in-law was embarrassed. and he was stupid. after a few tragos i departed.
no sex, just lust was my saturday: what did you do on saturday?
SE Asia Joe
09-14-09, 16:50
That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.
Alternatively anyone who enjoys Meat Loaf's posts could buy an excellent Spanish-English dictionary for about ten dollars. Of course, that won't help with all the misspelled Spanish words and Nicaraguan slang.
Pinche güey won't be in there either I reckon.
Nica Bound
09-14-09, 23:38
Gentlemen,
Jackson created the forum sub-category of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" for the express reason of attempting to contain the Loaf's rather...uh....unique style of language expression. Frankly, we are not meant to understand all of it, whatever idiomas one might practice.
But if you have ever seen his personage in action, commanding attention, discipline and respect from multitudes of scantily clad Nica chicas, one can only stand in quiet awe.
The Dickhead guy is right, buy a dictionary, it would just be easier on all the rest of us.
Daves Pison
09-15-09, 03:57
I have enjoyed the way you write your reports don't change meat loaf. I lamao everytime I read them.
That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.
I don’t understand these guys who try to dictate to others how they should post. I mean if you don’t agree with what was written or the message they are trying to get across that’s one thing but critiquing writing styles?
SE Asia Joe
09-15-09, 04:39
I don’t understand these guys who try to dictate to others how they should post. I mean if you don’t agree with what was written or the message they are trying to get across that’s one thing but critiquing writing styles?
Oh come on!!! I never even tried to "dictate" to Meat loaf nor was I critical of him. I just don't understand what he writes - and I betcha lots of others on ISG also probably have the same problem.
Meat Loaf has gallantly refrained from replying/commenting himself which is commendable - but you guys have instead been jumping on me for my request to him - and that is all it was - a request. What's up here??
SEAJ
That you will try to refrain from using Spanish and/or any language other than English on your reports?
The way I see it, you DO have a lot to say and I gotta hand it to you that you've certainly got the balls - but for the life of me, I just cannot fully comprehend what is it that you write!
I'd suggest that most of us probably do NOT know Spanish and as such, there should probably be others who have the same problem as I in not really understanding what it is you are writing.
That - plus your distinctive style of writing (is that homie or ghetto talk?) makes it very hard for us non-native English speakers to really understand you.
I really am NOT trying to flame you or anything remotely close - I am just asking you to write your report in English ONLY.(or at least provide an English translation each time you do need to use Spanish). Hope you don't mind.
Thanks
SEAJ
Ps. I've on and off been reading some of your posts for the past few months and have been tempted many times in the past to write what I have just written now. But I am really getting lost on what you've been writing lately with all that Spanish interspersed.
Wow,
How many followers of Meat Loaf posts do I have? It's amazing to me.
Definitions: Every word that is written in Spanish also has the definition written alongside. For example, comprende (ie. understand) is how it would appear. I list the definition alongside the Spanish word for a while: The definition is provided always until it should become common knowledge / understanding.
Followers of Meat Loaf posts must "jump in" and learn on the go for it is a continuing / breathing document just as the USA constitution.
Meat Loaf posts are written with Spanish words and definition provided for the simple fact that you must speak Spanish for Nicaragua. If you're serious about Nicaragua, you must speak and learn Spanish. Therefore, reading Meat Loaf posts will help you improve your Spanish: I'm attempting to teach Spanish and the slang of Nicaragua so that when you do arrive you may communicate.
I am one of those International Sex Guide Senior Members who relies upon International Sex Guide as a resource for future soverign residency. Learning the language, attitude, and daily existence of others in foreign lands is my interest. My curiosities of other locales extends beyond the frivolous pay-4-panacho (ie. p*ssy) reports that some provide.
Meat Loaf posts encompass all that anyone could want or request when considering foreign locales. Too bad I'm not getting compensated. Then again, I post for relaxation and not commercial interests.
In conclusion, every Spanish word is listed with definition alongside unless it becomes "common knowledge" for those that read Meat Loaf posts on a continuing basis.
Adios (ie. goodbye) and thanks to all for the readership!
When I began writing on International Sex Guide it was for "shits and grins," but has grown beyond that. I'm addicted is why I post at present.
Meat Loaf posts are written in real time with "personal" information revealed. And as such you never know who is aware and who is unaware to "Meat Loaf" posts. With lurkers, regular, and senior members reading Meat Loaf posts in anonymity, it places me in the public view. Whether the reader has criminal, professional, or social motives is unknown to me, but all is known of me. This is why I chose to stop meeting / guiding International Sex Guide Senior Members upon arrival to MGA.
I never knew how much and how many "fans" I acquired and how much my postings mean to you. I've met "fans" who carry all Meat Loaf posts in print form. I've met "fans" who have introduced me to their social & professional circles / contacts / world. I've met "fans" who desire to become characters in the saga of Meat Loaf posts. I've met "fans" who have "tracked me down" at my house. I've met "fans" who desire to be talking points in Meat Loaf posts. I've met "fans" who attempt to f*ck behind Meat Loaf. I've met "fans" who attempt to maintain contact with Meal Loaf associates. I've met "fans" who seek praise and acclaim from Meat Loaf. I've met "fans" who provide residential support. I've met "fans" all type. Fortunately, I have not met "fans" with criminal intentions: I maintain security guards encouraged to discharge not so much for the Nicaraguan, but for the "stalker" of "fan" of Meat Loaf posts with negative sentiments.
Due to Meat Loaf's public view and visibility, I never really know to whom I gain access and why that access has been granted. And truthfully, it gets crazy sometimes and makes me paranoid at others. Fortunately, I don't perform any acts of ill-refute and only have positive intentions for all.
Living in public view is / may be the reason so many lurkers exist! And then the talent of prose discourages others.
I never really know who I meet and who knows Meat Loaf posts, but one thing is for certain: I receive many helping hands and many aide me in my quest for a better life / international access and Nicaraguan development.
Thanks to those that have grown to respect and admire Meat Loaf posts and to those that have granted Meat Loaf posts access into their social and professional world(s) / contacts / community. I truly appreciate it!
readers of meat loaf posts live alongside meat loaf. readers of meat loaf posts are present to support meat loaf quests. readers of meat loaf posts are "friends" of meat loaf.
an avid reader of meat loaf posts, but anonymous, came to check-up on meat loaf after reading my postings of depression. and thank you for doing so.
we ventured to a favorite location for people watching and sight seeing. conversation was held; the lady i met from yesterday was witnessed; and being good gringos we befriended tourists. and then things "got crazy."
while conversing with a new york tourist on site to gay-monger, my associate flagged down an associate of his. this gentleman of usa-dominance and nicaraguan power shared adult beverages with the table. and then he invited us to a truly "gated community." i mean gated community- top 1% of nicaraguan socierty!
having been reared seeking exposure to the upper-crust of society and having been an active participant in those circles made me comfortable upon arrival. as detailed in earlier postings, being black usa whether within the usa or abroad is the same: you're the only black person among a sea of white people. whether in the office, university, social circle, or whatever, you will be / are the only one and as such have a higher burden. not that it's good or bad, but it is what it is: jokes, comments, and other things are always present which is why meat loaf posts containing racial / ethnic references are valid. and having been reared with white people makes it first-nature: it's not even an issue 'cause i'm use to it, survival. and let's face it, white people have the power, money, and influence and therefore i'm requesting that you (ie. isg reader) "break me off." in contrast, the areas of black usa dominance are jails, the unemployment office, crack cocaine rehab, and professional athletics. lol.
with aspirations of political influence in nicaragua; commercial influence in nicaragua; social interaction with the "blue bloods"; and other positive contributions to society, i seek access.
so, "bonafide gringo" invited his associate / my buddy / your peer to a truly gated community. this gated community is where politicians of domestic and international power are present; commercial powers are present; social elite are present; and then there was i, meat loaf. as the only black usa present, i attempted to "blend-in." don't curse; don't wear hip-hop clothing; and say thank you is the demeanor required. of course, professional conversation is required.
i've been to other gated communities of the nicaraguan elite in the past, but yesterday was something new and somewhere i've aspired to enter.
during this time, i recognized that more commercial success and political activity is required of me to truly become their peer. then again, that's why we have "diversity programs" and mentors. i truly must get serious and "drop anchor" to "earn my way."
within the gated community, i invited the two (2) to view my mansion. while in route, we encountered a "backpacker" from england who accompanied us to my mansion and dinner. her british lineage led to the introduction of a "new hire" from great britain as well. they shared country tales. (i need to start visiting / conducting business in europe, especially england 'cause i'm meeting many a "brit" and have always had interest in the financial capital of the world.)
the british girl departed without "dropping her drawers," so "bonafide gringo" and myself and my buddy adjourned to the mansion of "bonafide gringo." he's living big and complemented meat loaf on living big as well.
during our late-afternoon conversation many common grounds were realized between "bonafide gringo" and myself. commentary concerning usa and nicaraguan law; nicaraguan commerce; and other topics of professional stature. while in the midst, i maintained confidence: after leaving his presence, i realized that i'm entering a new realm. after leaving his presence, "bonafide gringo," i realized that much more effort must be exerted for me to truly "earn my space."
while at the mansion of "bonafide gringo," he presented me the opportunity of a irs 501(c) entity! you may recall that two days ago i commented on my interest in volunteer work. an avid reader of meat loaf posts, my buddy, introduced me to "bonafide gringo", but i don't know if he knew how it was going to turn out. thank you buddy!
so while discussing the irs 501(c) entity, i gained access to another "brit." this "brit," i assume, operates on the upper-crust of nicaraguan society simply due to his association with "bonafide gringo." "brit" and i shared conversation regarding usa and nicaraguan commerce and my interest in becoming an "international facilitator." "brit" offered me access to a project that he presides over.
with time dwindling and the business negotiations getting deeper, i departed. returning to my mansion, questions of competence arose. here i am "breaking bread" with the top 1% of nicaraguan society and being given access to the community. i wanted to vomit from fear: i want to accomplish success from my lifetime of preparation! they have and are respected members of the gated community / top 1% of nicaraguan society, which is where i aspire to be. damn, i need to make some money!
have you ever rubbed elbows with the top 1% of your country? any country? as detailed in previous meat loaf posts, upon entrance into the land of lakes and volcanoes one must be prepared to operate at the upper-crust of society (ie. embassies, cafta, romance (ie. financial exploitation), navigation, etcetera.)
my cellphone was ringing all day as i re-entered the "hunt for c*nt." truthfully, the girl that i really like is this thick, gorgeous, young, rich white chick presiding over a separate irs 501(c). when i met her last month, i was amazed at her beauty and interrupted her amongst her dinner party. i'll be glad when she returns from getting drunk in europe. now if she has body control like this video dancer, i will be in paradise and maybe get married. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzw8pwp223i&feature=related where are your daughters? give a dogg a bone!
I may be ending my posting legacy on ISG!
New outlooks on life and society discourage my analysis and commentary on the beautiful gift from God called, "making love."
Let's just say that those that do do, while those that don't talk / write. And I write a lot!
I'll decide if to continue posting or retire by weekend.
Take care and enjoy the entertainment.
SE Asia Joe
09-16-09, 14:17
I may be ending my posting legacy on ISG!
New outlooks on life and society discourage my analysis and commentary on the beautiful gift from God called, "making love."
Let's just say that those that do do, while those that don't talk / write. And I write a lot!
I'll decide if to continue posting or retire by weekend.
Take care and enjoy the entertainment.
OMIGAWD!!! If you do decide to "retire" from posting on ISG, all your fans, readers and friends are ALL gona come down on me for possibly being the cause of your retirement.
Please tell me/them that this is NOT so - that I'm NOT the cause of you wanting to retire!!
And if I really understand what your past couple or so posts is actually trying to convey, it is because - all of a sudden - now you realize that "Living Big" the way that you've been living the past few years - amongst guys and gals who really don't matter much in this world - is NOT really living big.
After all, who are the denizens of ISG and your present environ?? Who are the Hoes and Gringas, compadres, homies, cougar gringas etc etc?? Does it matter if these people who had previously been the target/beneficiary of your generosity, friendship, ire, anger, scorn, praise etc etc exist or not?
And does it matter one bit if these assorted people will continue or not continue to praise you? Adulate you? Try to emulate you?
That all of a sudden you realize that real "living big" is what goes on in the gated communities ALL OVER THE WORLD where the 1% of those who count lives at?? That your previous "living big" was nothing but a facade of repectability that really does not/has not yet existed for you? Respect from "less than respectable people" is not really "living big." And writing everything about your life on the pages of ISG certainly will not fit in with truly "living big" amongst others who ARE living big.
Anyway, my main purpose for writing this is to get my own tail out of hot water from all your fans!! I do NOT want them to go after my ass for being the guy who made you retire from writing on ISG.
And by the way, I here again state that I DO rather ejoy your writings - when I understand it that is!! And that you SHOULD continue writing - even if it should take on a different tact/direction/style - or even on another forum
Peace
SEAJ
Ps. Many many thanks for NOT using any Spanish words at all in your last few posts after my original request. THANKS!!
Professor 1
09-16-09, 15:13
Followers of Meat Loaf posts must "jump in" and learn on the go for it is a continuing / breathing document just as the USA constitution.
Ave Meatloaf, Rex Nicaraguaensis.
That does it, Mr. Loaf, expect a visit from me around December. Y si, hablo un poco del Espanol. HA.
OMIGAWD!!! If you do decide to "retire" from posting on ISG, all your fans, readers and friends are ALL gona come down on me for possibly being the cause of your retirement.
Please tell me/them that this is NOT so - that I'm NOT the cause of you wanting to retire!!
And if I really understand what your past couple or so posts is actually trying to convey, it is because - all of a sudden - now you realize that "Living Big" the way that you've been living the past few years - amongst guys and gals who really don't matter much in this world - is NOT really living big.
After all, who are the denizens of ISG and your present environ?? Who are the Hoes and Gringas, compadres, homies, cougar gringas etc etc?? Does it matter if these people who had previously been the target/beneficiary of your generosity, friendship, ire, anger, scorn, praise etc etc exist or not?
And does it matter one bit if these assorted people will continue or not continue to praise you? Adulate you? Try to emulate you?
That all of a sudden you realize that real "living big" is what goes on in the gated communities ALL OVER THE WORLD where the 1% of those who count lives at?? That your previous "living big" was nothing but a facade of repectability that really does not/has not yet existed for you? Respect from "less than respectable people" is not really "living big." And writing everything about your life on the pages of ISG certainly will not fit in with truly "living big" amongst others who ARE living big.
Anyway, my main purpose for writing this is to get my own tail out of hot water from all your fans!! I do NOT want them to go after my ass for being the guy who made you retire from writing on ISG.
And by the way, I here again state that I DO rather ejoy your writings - when I understand it that is!! And that you SHOULD continue writing - even if it should take on a different tact/direction/style - or even on another forum
Peace
SEAJ
Ps. Many many thanks for NOT using any Spanish words at all in your last few posts after my original request. THANKS!!
Entering the Top 1% of society is by invitation and application only, of course. Race DOES matter too! Financial statements (ie. cash in the bank) does matter too.
I maintain access to the Top 5% of USA society, but that doesn't mater to me much.
Living BIG on the street always matters 'cause that's the community. Living in GATED COMMUNITIES is hiding.
I never wrote everything about my life! NEVER. Part entertainment; part truth! And a whole bunch of confidence building!
I'm retiring from posting 'cause I should have done so 1,200 posts ago! It was great fun writing.
I knew the stories, fables, and imaginary tales of Meat Loaf would / will be used a fodder for disparagement and therefore choose to address this association now versus later.
I have too much to offer and too much responsibility to continue these tales of alpha male dominance.
JazzPlayer
09-17-09, 05:22
Readers of Meat Loaf posts live alongside Meat Loaf.
Have you ever rubbed elbows with the Top 1% of your country? Any country? [/URL] Where are your daughters? Give a dogg a bone!
Meat Loaf esta tan fuerte. El es un hereo a mi. This guy rocks the house. I mean rocks the ever loving house. What doesn't he do? Where doesn't he go? What doesn't he experience? He is _the _man_, simple. Cierto, "Don Me Lof" a mi. You go bad dog, you go!
Gracias, y celoso,
Jazz/
Legal Tender
09-17-09, 05:44
entering the top 1% of society is by invitation and application only, of course. race does matter too! financial statements (ie. cash in the bank) does matter too.
i maintain access to the top 5% of usa society, but that doesn't mater to me much.
living big on the street always matters 'cause that's the community. living in gated communities is hiding.
i never wrote everything about my life! never. part entertainment; part truth! and a whole bunch of confidence building!
i'm retiring from posting 'cause i should have done so 1,200 posts ago! it was great fun writing.
i knew the stories, fables, and imaginary tales of meat loaf would / will be used a fodder for disparagement and therefore choose to address this association now versus later.
i have too much to offer and too much responsibility to continue these tales of alpha male dominance.
meat loaf, please do not deprive us of the next chapter in your life. this thread is a small window into your obviously very interesting life. besides, writing is therapeutic.
Chocha Monger
09-17-09, 08:49
One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE
SE Asia Joe
09-17-09, 09:48
One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE
O.H. S.H.I.T.!!!!
SEAJ
One of Meat Loaf's biggest fans was really upset at the news that he would no longer be posting on ISG. Frankly, I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for Meat Loaf's departure. Let's see what he had to say about the matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CGFeVLyUE
Someone has too much "free time."
That was cool: Don't ever remove it from the web.
Great Entertainment "Chocha Monger."
meat loaf, please do not deprive us of the next chapter in your life. this thread is a small window into your obviously very interesting life. besides, writing is therapeutic.
hi "legal tender,"
writing is therapeutic, but as you guys know:
sex is the easiest way to disqualify a man from success and even freedom. cock blocks and b*tch-made males who seek praise from women are eager to disqualify another male for being the alpha male / sexual dominance. everyone knows this which is why so many lurkers exist.
lurkers that will / do send "hot links" of meat loaf posts to other lurkers for the sole purpose of disqualification, both past, present, and future.
although single, many will find meat loaf posts to be traits of poor character. furthermore, many will find meat loaf posts to be dis-respectful to both women and the populace. what would have been dis-respectful is the posting of photographs without having a release from the model alongside the photo! what would have been dis-respectful would have been using non-fictitious names and locations.
these same individuals will / do choose to ignore the sociological, commercial, ethnic, and other positive postings to opt for the most sensationalized of meat loaf sexual themes. these are the same individuals that you subordinated too. i simply choose to join your pack of lemmings!
stated simply, i have to kiss a*s and join the lemmings of woman subordination. pull caballo for the female gender! sacrifice my better sense for the acclaim and acceptance of people i don't know. sacrifice my good intentions for the program.
writing is therapeutic, but association is detrimental! it's a shame too 'cause i enjoyed taking you guys through my daily goings-on and will miss not taking you to the next chapter of meat loaf posts as i enter the top 1% of society (ie. boats, mansions, gringas, chicas nicas, corporate nicaragua, exploration of the country, honduras, costa rica, usa, brazil, and derivatives trading.)
thanks for the kind words, "legal tender."
you guys have your pensions while others have purchased "retirement homes" for their "golden years." your biggest challenge upon arrival to nicaragua and during your retirement will be: how do / will you spend your "free time."
what will you do everyday, all day? drinking alcohol is a given! how much can you drink and at what time will you start?
now what? what will you do everyday, all day?
who will you converse with? are your peers going to be other non-spanish speaking gringos? or have you learned spanish so that you can converse with impoverished?
will you open a business (ie. retail; bar / restaurant) which is guaranteed to loose money? are you prepared to spend us $10,000 as the investment with us $1,500 as the monthly nutt which will never be met with sales revenue. are you prepared to waste us $20,000 per year just to have an activity to occupy your day?
are you prepared to pull caballo for a chica nica? or are you prepared to rent peluche at us $40 per polvo and realize when your money is lacking that she is not present either?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?"
will you seek out the professional and social assistance of meat loaf?
will you have your performance bond so that your stories of glory are verifiable? or will you be another gringo running around town burning bridges and "gringo credit lines?"
will those that come to nicaragua be "costa rican victims" of ticas or the increase in costa rica's cost-of-living?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" this is the biggest challenge that you will face!
are you prepared to attempt employing the nicaraguan labor force? what risk management measures do you have in place? and how will you communicate? and will they consider you just another gringo chasing the dream who will get "blown out" within 1-year?
the average gringo does not make it beyond 1-year in nicaragua: the average gringo gets "blown out" within 1-year of arrival in nicaragua.
is your pension enough money so that you are able to flee / leave / take vacations back to north america at least every 6-months? where will you sleep at while in the usa? do you have car rental money for the trip?
these are real concerns and issues that must be addressed for you retirees.
the dream sounds good, but fantasy and reality are different. truthfully, you would be better off retiring within the usa where infrastructure exist to occupy your "free time" during your "golden years." if that doesn't entice you, other countries and retiree communities are better.
summation: after working everyday, all day since age 18 to retirement, are you prepared to "ride the bench" in a foreign country speaking a foreign tongue? are you prepared to leave the usa for the first-time in your life for a third world country that doesn't respect your citizenship?
what will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" drinking alcohol everyday is a given. now what?
Only a few types of Gringos exist in Nicaragua:
1. Those on pensions from the military, law enforcement, or other source.
2. Government employees (ie. US Embassy; US Aid; CIA; etcetera.) They reside in-country for up to 4-year terms. They associate with other government employees.
3. Mongers "blown out" and "chased out" of Costa Rica. Victims of Costa Rica.
4. Religious salespeople seeking souls for Christ.
5. Retirees chasing the dream and too cheap / frugal to purchase property in "real markets."
6. Those that want financial glory from the world's impoverished.
7. Those wanting to aide the world's poor through non-profit employment / volunteer status.
8. Those too lazy to seek / maintain employment. Those not interested in employment, but alcohol abuse.
9. Those businesspeople chasing / seeking / yearning for "high risk" investments.
10. Young Gringos (ie. age 18 - 25) performing non-profit / volunteer work for 2 weeks - 3 months.
11. Deported convicted criminals / felons of the USA.
*** This is the summation of our Gringo population: I, Meat Loaf, have lived in Nicaragua approaching 4-years and am #6, #7, & #9. The Gringo resident population is approximately 5,000 within the 5.5 million Nicaraguan population. Where do you fit in on the above scale? ***
SE Asia Joe
09-17-09, 13:49
: How do / will you spend your "free time."
What will you do everyday, all day? Drinking alcohol is a given! How much can you drink and at what time will you start?
Now what? What will you do everyday, all day?
..............
Summation: After working everyday, all day since age 18 to retirement, are you prepared to "ride the bench" in a foreign country speaking a foreign tongue? Are you prepared to leave the USA for the first-time in your life for a Third World country that doesn't respect your citizenship?
What will you do everyday, all day with your "free time?" Drinking alcohol everyday is a given. Now what?
Hmmmm.... I would have thought that chasing pussy would be the main pursuit? No?
Howzabout getting cheap massages, body rubs, facials? No?
OK - hows the golfing, fishing and other sporting activities?
Watching pirated DVD's and/or pirated Satellite TV? No?
Spend time on the internet surfing Porn and reading Meat Loaf? YEAH!!! That's IT!!
See!! See!! Meat Loaf ain't stop posting!! And if he does, it ain't MY fault y'all!!
SEAJ
Hmmmm.... I would have thought that chasing pussy would be the main pursuit? No?
Howzabout getting cheap massages, body rubs, facials? No?
OK - hows the golfing, fishing and other sporting activities?
Watching pirated DVD's and/or pirated Satellite TV? No?
Spend time on the internet surfing Porn and reading Meat Loaf? YEAH!!! That's IT!!
See!! See!! Meat Loaf ain't stop posting!! And if he does, it ain't MY fault y'all!!
SEAJ
SEAJ,
You can't speak Spanish so how will you chase any p*ssy? Can you infiltrate the ghettoe without becoming a victim?
Again, you can't communicate so you will never match Meat Loaf experiences.
How big is your pension for disposable income? Who will invite you to the private clubs that house golf courses? Who will you fish alongside?
Television? Will you watch television alone, or pay for friends that speak Spanish?
Meat Loaf is coming to an end! Only a few more days of Meat Loaf posts are planned so that you may know what you "think" you want to enter into.
The legal system of Nicaragua is Civil Law and therefore you are "guilty until proven innocent!" Any legal actions as the defendant place the burden of proof upon the defendant. You must prove that the allegation / charge against you is not true / sustainable. For example, IRS law of having US $10,000 in cash where one must prove that it was earned from legal activities. If not, the IRS maintains possession of the funds. This occurs at USA points-of-entry.
Car accidents must be paid for "in cash" at the scene. Actually, you get taken to jail where the damage must be paid for "in cash" before release. Who is your USA power of attorney to facilitate the bank wire which takes up to 1-week.
Bail Bondsmen: What Nicaraguan assets do you have to secure a bond being issued for your release?
Who will bring you food in jail? The daily budget per inmate is US $0.50 cents per day: How much rice and beans and tortillas can you eat?
How will you earn an income? Will you become a prostitute with the jail as economic SURVIVAL? How much will you charge per polvo? Will you be victim to fellow-inmate extortion? Why? 'Cause you family in the USA and are a Gringo. Therefore, you have means / resources while the rest of the country, especially inmates, have 0% to limited resources. Their network is other poverish: You, Gringo, are their only source and the best source for regalos, extortion, romance, "wow is me," and other "sales pitches."
Are you prepared for extortion? Are you prepared for a Chica to extort you via the police? Are you prepared to be a "walking mark?"
Are you prepared to not be special simply based upon skin color? Are you prepared to be a "walking mark" simply based upon skin color and citizenship?
Are you prepared to enter the penal system, with 0% assistance from the consulate, among the oppressed? Are you prepared to "roll with the homies" and be one of the few Gringos amongst a world of Third World Criminals?
This question and reality of each breath also must be addressed if you plan to enter Nicaragua.
The game in Nicaragua is nothing like the game in the USA: Are you versatile enough to SURVIVE Nicaragua?
SE Asia Joe
09-17-09, 16:46
SEAJ,
You can't speak Spanish so how will you chase any p*ssy? Can you infiltrate the ghettoe without becoming a victim?
Again, you can't communicate so you will never match Meat Loaf experiences.
How big is your pension for disposable income? Who will invite you to the private clubs that house golf courses? Who will you fish alongside?
Television? Will you watch television alone, or pay for friends that speak Spanish?
Meat Loaf is coming to an end! Only a few more days of Meat Loaf posts are planned so that you may know what you "think" you want to enter into.
well..... the truth of the matter is that I have no intentions of ever going to south America, never mind Nicaragua. Closest I got was Mexico when I had an office there - and Mexico and all its poverty and crime was more than enough for me.
I prefer my little mongering areas in china and south East Asia where I do speak the language and I do have what it takes to monger OK. Not living big as you but more than enough to satisfy myself as I have no need to "Live big" or prove to anybody about "living big." Different strokes for different folks thing.
And why is it that I do occassionally read what you write? Wellllll... mostly for amusement and partly in amazement at some of the things you write about AND the way you write it!! You are truly one of a kind I say - and more power to you there guy!
And just an observation/a passing remark here - but please remember that the more one tries to prove that he is living big, the harder will it be to convince others. I just wanted to say that as I do wish you good luck in your future endeavour and your planned different tact in approaching life.
I'm old enough - no I'm actually ancient enough - to have seen a lot of things in life and............
Good luck there man!
SEAJ
Chocha Monger
09-17-09, 17:11
Someone has too much "free time."
That was cool: Don't ever remove it from the web.
Great Entertainment "Chocha Monger."
Well, I'd like to take credit but the Fuhrer was in a foul mood when he got the news and he ordered the transmission to be sent out right away. :D
the popularity and amount of lurker acclaim i receive in the "gringo friendly confines" is overwhelming! i'm amazed how many people- my peers / you (ie. gringos age 55 - 80) read meat loaf posts. i never knew the power of prose and the popularity of "jackson's" vision, isg.
maybe my self-confidence makes me have "illusions of grandeur" or maybe it's fact that isg lurkers are abundant.
i understand that my name and isg legend will survive after my posting history ends this weekend, but isg also open-up lots of opportunity and association(s). isg has provided me lots of opportunity beyond a voice in text! thanks jackson.
i'll meet you guys (ie. senior members, lurkers, etcetera) and we'll see how things go: will you follow the advice of meat loaf or will you pull caballo?
gringos have encouraged / recommended to me that i "lay off the keyboard" in this forumn and seek a "more acceptable" forumn for such education / marketing / etcetera. and it's hard since isg has been the forumn for our introduction, but everyone understands "the stain" of such contribution. it is this "tint" that has so many lurk and jerk!
shareholders are sought for the next meat loaf publication regarding nicaragua and meat loaf posts / themes. gain firsthand access via investment into a corporation presided by meat loaf. ira, 401k, liquid capital, and visa / mastercard are accepted forms of investment. this is not a solicitation, but commentary: those that seek prospectus should inquire with the appropriate regulating agency.
thanks isg and the volume of lurkers is deep! you never know who's reading isg in 100% anonymity. therefore, who will be the next "man" to enter the limelight of posting while others remain in the closet? will you step-up or continue to admit adultery with third world prostitutes? the latter is your character, sin, and hypocrisy.
Probably not! Why? 'Cause you're not independent although you think that you are. You don't have the character to become an ex-patriot of your homeland. And this is especially true when discussing the second poorest country in the American Hemisphere.
Do you have the discipline to learn Spanish?
Do you have the courage to face your fears and risks of society?
Do you have financial means?
Do you have it in your soul, expat?
Are you capable to shifting your paradigm?
Do you have the strength to exist without a support system? Do you have the strength to build your support system?
Do you have the emotional strength to exist alone?
Do you have what it takes to leave the nest that was built for you by nepotism and society; venture abroad; and become a "born again" citizen of world? If so, how many times have you done this: How many times and how many countries have to become "born again" without the reliance of a support system (ie. government employment, commercial employment, friends, etcetera.)?
Will you make it beyond 6-months to 1-year?
Will you opt for Gringo communities in Second World countries or are you a cazador?
Fact is, and it's good, that most don't have what it takes to become an expat! That's fine. Instead, continue to rely upon "birth right" infrastructure. Continue the dream of retirement offshore; alpha male dominance offshore simply based upon finance and your physical presence. Reason being, it is not that easy or simple. Lots of dynamics are at play and how do you measure within those dynamics? It's a lot different than your lifetime SURVIVAL skills and past actions.
How many years have you "daydreamed" about offshore residency? Will you ever gain the courage to board an airplane? And if you do, are you prepared to SURVIVE a different game void of knowledge and practices? Calling 911 is non-existent in Nicaragua.
Do you have what it takes to become an expat? Or will you continue to read the stories of others opting not to disclose or make a story of your own?
SE Asia Joe
09-18-09, 14:42
ML - I detect that you think that a lot of people would want to relocate to Nicaragua. But is this true? There are tons of other localities in the world where an American could comfotably relocate to - without all the hassles that you keep on writing about over and over again.
OK - you've "survived" in Nicaragua - great, but life's more than just surviving. Given the choices, most would want to not only survive, but to prosper. And prosper I have seen lots of Americans do in various parts of the world. And forget about all the things you write about in Nicaragua - there are also tons of places in the world where things are even better than it is in the good ole Yoo Ass of Aye. Whether it is economic opportunity, socio/economic facilities and services, good people, weather, and yes, even sex - it's all there for your choosing!
So the question is - why would anyone want to - or care about going to Nicaragua to live. And a second question would be - yes - you've survived Nicaragua - but can you - yes YOU ML - survive AND prosper like a lot of other expatriates have managed to do in other parts of the world. Parts of the world that truly matter and not just some third rate banana republic and places where substance - instead of just bravado and jive talk - separates the men from the boys. Yes the true top 1% you aspire to belong to!
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways, I thought I had better finally ask the question I've been wanting to ask all along these many months.
SEAJ
DougeFresh
09-18-09, 17:37
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
DougeFresh
09-18-09, 17:47
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
Just wanted to thank ML for the good information he has put out over the years. Even if you have to read through the large amount of BS. Going to Panama this Saturday for a week, great deal for $100 R/T with Spirit Airlines. Can't pass up that deal. I was amazed again, doing research on the Panama site here, who do I get the best infro from, ML. You are everywhere, the infro you put out in that section is straight and to the point. Not much BS. So thanks again, cause I know where to go and what to expect. Hope to be in your area around March, guess I'll owe you a couple drinks.
DougeFresh
I will have to chime in and admit my feeling's towards ML's posts.
Why would you choose to live in a place that you talk so poorly about? You claim you are this talented African American who has "Survived" Nicaragua, but all you do is complain about the women, men, and government. You seem so proud to have someone make you clothing with your name sewn on it as if that makes you this special individual with money. I can spend some money of my own and pay someone to make me a suit that I design and put my name on it. What does it accomplish? For you, it gives you something to brag about to the poverished people in Nicaragua that you are better than them and thus make them want to associate with you in hopes that you will share the wealth. Where did you start out in life? You didn't start out in poor Africa did you? No, you lived in the USA and unless you were the product of a crackhead living on the street begging for money, you are a product of Americanism and took a chance to live outside what you were raised on. Kudo's for you for leaving a place where you can call the police when something is wrong or an ambulance if you feel sick. Now you simply live in a place that survival is all about who you know and how much money you can throw around or make believe you have. You talk so much about your house and pool etc etc. GREAT! I too have a nice home and pool and live in a gated community. I earn my money and spend it the way I want to, BUT I don't spend it on things to impress the people around me that don't have money. I spend it to live comfortably. I hope you stay in Nicaragua and that you don't overstep your boundaries one day. When the arrogance that you spit out on here carries over in reality, maybe it will be your downfall.
I will have to chime in and admit my feeling's towards ML's posts.
Why would you choose to live in a place that you talk so poorly about? You claim you are this talented African American who has "Survived" Nicaragua, but all you do is complain about the women, men, and government. You seem so proud to have someone make you clothing with your name sewn on it as if that makes you this special individual with money. I can spend some money of my own and pay someone to make me a suit that I design and put my name on it. What does it accomplish? For you, it gives you something to brag about to the poverished people in Nicaragua that you are better than them and thus make them want to associate with you in hopes that you will share the wealth. Where did you start out in life? You didn't start out in poor Africa did you? No, you lived in the USA and unless you were the product of a crackhead living on the street begging for money, you are a product of Americanism and took a chance to live outside what you were raised on. Kudo's for you for leaving a place where you can call the police when something is wrong or an ambulance if you feel sick. Now you simply live in a place that survival is all about who you know and how much money you can throw around or make believe you have. You talk so much about your house and pool etc etc. GREAT! I too have a nice home and pool and live in a gated community. I earn my money and spend it the way I want to, BUT I don't spend it on things to impress the people around me that don't have money. I spend it to live comfortably. I hope you stay in Nicaragua and that you don't overstep your boundaries one day. When the arrogance that you spit out on here carries over in reality, maybe it will be your downfall.
Stop reading Meat Loaf posts and write something of your own, "company man!"
You're the "type of guy" that "armchair quarterbacks" and never hits the field.
Clothing: Me and my crew only wear the clothing line I design and have tailored! My girls only wear the clothing line I design. And now it's shoes. It's called fashion and keep buying over-the-counter clothing.
Housing: When overseas, people place pride in their homes and like to share with others. You probably rent a recreational vehicle (RV) for housing in a gated parking lot.
Impoverish: It is the poverty that keeps so many away / out of Nicaragua. Gringos want everything sterilized.
Gated Community: That's weak!
Arrogance: It's humility!
You are a "player hater" with 4 posts: Contribute something of value! Maybe you should write about your "treadmill" existence in Miami. It would be interesting to learn your perspective.
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways.
Just wanted to thank ML for the good information he has put out over the years. Even if you have to read through the large amount of BS. Going to Panama this Saturday for a week, great deal for $100 R/T with Spirit Airlines. Can't pass up that deal. I was amazed again, doing research on the Panama site here, who do I get the best infro from, ML. You are everywhere, the infro you put out in that section is straight and to the point. Not much BS. So thanks again, cause I know where to go and what to expect. Hope to be in your area around March, guess I'll owe you a couple drinks.
DougeFresh
Enjoy Panama. And get in them streets: Spit game, get some drink, hit-up the clubs in Marbella, and LIVE BIG!
ML - I detect that you think that a lot of people would want to relocate to Nicaragua. But is this true? There are tons of other localities in the world where an American could comfotably relocate to - without all the hassles that you keep on writing about over and over again.
OK - you've "survived" in Nicaragua - great, but life's more than just surviving. Given the choices, most would want to not only survive, but to prosper. And prosper I have seen lots of Americans do in various parts of the world. And forget about all the things you write about in Nicaragua - there are also tons of places in the world where things are even better than it is in the good ole Yoo Ass of Aye. Whether it is economic opportunity, socio/economic facilities and services, good people, weather, and yes, even sex - it's all there for your choosing!
So the question is - why would anyone want to - or care about going to Nicaragua to live. And a second question would be - yes - you've survived Nicaragua - but can you - yes YOU ML - survive AND prosper like a lot of other expatriates have managed to do in other parts of the world. Parts of the world that truly matter and not just some third rate banana republic and places where substance - instead of just bravado and jive talk - separates the men from the boys. Yes the true top 1% you aspire to belong to!
Sorry, but since you're gonna be "signing off' this wek-end anyways, I thought I had better finally ask the question I've been wanting to ask all along these many months.
SEAJ
SEAJ,
Why are you attacking me? Why do you read my thread?
Don't come to Nicaragua and go somewhere else is the suggestion if you seek an easy transition from G8-style SURVIVAL.
The jive talk captured you guys which was its purpose!
SE Asia Joe
09-19-09, 02:59
SEAJ,
Why are you attacking me? Why do you read my thread?
Don't come to Nicaragua and go somewhere else is the suggestion if you seek an easy transition from G8-style SURVIVAL.
The jive talk captured you guys which was its purpose!
I apologize - I really do - but methinks you've probably misread/misunderstood what I've written. I never intended nor do I now want to attack you.
My question is to genuinely and really understand where you're really coming from..... and where you're now going to. And perhaps as a bit of advice/word of caution to you - that the world as it really is (and not the world that ML seems to be living in at present) - is a helluva lot bigger, more complicated, more cut throat than what is the sort of "coddled" existence you've been having in Nicaragua. Yes - coddled is the correct word for I detect that in such a place as Nicaragua, a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence that is required to carry it all out is basically all that would be needed to survive.
Such "swagger" is not gonna cut it in the real expatriate world - you'd be quickly identified as a charlattan, chewed and spat out.
If I caused you offense, I apologize - but... just like ML, SEAJ also tells the truth as it is.
SEAJ
I apologize - I really do - but methinks you've probably misread/misunderstood what I've written. I never intended nor do I now want to attack you.
My question is to genuinely and really understand where you're really coming from..... and where you're now going to. And perhaps as a bit of advice/word of caution to you - that the world as it really is (and not the world that ML seems to be living in at present) - is a helluva lot bigger, more complicated, more cut throat than what is the sort of "coddled" existence you've been having in Nicaragua. Yes - coddled is the correct word for I detect that in such a place as Nicaragua, a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence that is required to carry it all out is basically all that would be needed to survive.
Such "swagger" is not gonna cut it in the real expatriate world - you'd be quickly identified as a charlattan, chewed and spat out.
If I caused you offense, I apologize - but... just like ML, SEAJ also tells the truth as it is.
SEAJ
Where I've been is on sabbatical. Where I'm going is the acquisition of my role / position amongst the influential both within the USA and overseas. I'm gonna' collect my chips as recommended by Chocha Monger.
SEAJ, I already hold influence within the USA and can remain within that community, but choose not. Instead, I choose to repeat that zenith in foreign markets.
Coddled (ie. a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence) in Nicaragua may be true, but there is no commerce and therefore it's 100% expense. To enter the community where commerce takes place is to enter the world of assassination. And the coddled is only good for "street acclaim." How many people do you mantener (ie. financially support.)
The funny thing SEAJ is that the average person- lemming- do not venture beyond their hometown so in reality I've surpassed the populace. Not to mention that I maintain influence and power within my hometown.
You may have the chance to meet me, Meat Loaf, as I globetrott the world in Corporate Offices, Courthouses, and Legislatures, with a little bit of monger anonymously.
SEAJ, "the swagger" is presented with verifiable accomplishments, past and present.
Lastly, USA expats are not the populace, but retired persons, renegades, and those seeking difference. Expat means to me those residing in a foreign country day-in and day-out and not as a company / government employee!
SEAJ, why don't you start reading Meat Loaf posts from Day 1 in 2007. And yes, you are the reason I'm retiring from posting due to my inability to scribe both languages of English and Spanish: Blame SEAJ for my retirement! LOL.
It's been a great time sharing with you lurkers and ISG Senior Members.
Hopefully, you learned some things like (1) the experience of expat status, (2) race relations, (3) how not to pull caballo, (4) Spanish, and (5) other auxiliary themes and topics.
Pay Jackson his US $20 per annum for the privilege of reading such prose as delivered by Meat Loaf, Chocha Monger, Tung in Ecuador, that cattle guy in Colombia, and others of high quality information.
Have a great life fellas' and leave behind more contribution than destruction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AQGM-3OBtI&feature=related
SE Asia Joe
09-19-09, 15:25
Where I've been is on sabbatical. Where I'm going is the acquisition of my role / position amongst the influential both within the USA and overseas. I'm gonna' collect my chips as recommended by Chocha Monger.
SEAJ, I already hold influence within the USA and can remain within that community, but choose not. Instead, I choose to repeat that zenith in foreign markets.
Coddled (ie. a bit of bluster, a bit of bravado, a bit of money, and the confidence) in Nicaragua may be true, but there is no commerce and therefore it's 100% expense. To enter the community where commerce takes place is to enter the world of assassination. And the coddled is only good for "street acclaim." How many people do you mantener (ie. financially support.)
The funny thing SEAJ is that the average person- lemming- do not venture beyond their hometown so in reality I've surpassed the populace. Not to mention that I maintain influence and power within my hometown.
You may have the chance to meet me, Meat Loaf, as I globetrott the world in Corporate Offices, Courthouses, and Legislatures, with a little bit of monger anonymously.
SEAJ, "the swagger" is presented with verifiable accomplishments, past and present.
Lastly, USA expats are not the populace, but retired persons, renegades, and those seeking difference. Expat means to me those residing in a foreign country day-in and day-out and not as a company / government employee!
SEAJ, why don't you start reading Meat Loaf posts from Day 1 in 2007. And yes, you are the reason I'm retiring from posting due to my inability to scribe both languages of English and Spanish: Blame SEAJ for my retirement! LOL.
GREAT, Just Great!!
But come to think of it - not bad, not bad at all!! Now I'm offically the guy who managed to shut the great Meat Loaf up!!
And taking on the personae of Meat Loaf - since he's now offically Ex, dead, morte, irrelevant - I now declare that this thread is now MINE. ALL MINE and I can come up with any BS, any boast, any nonsense I want to write and there ain't gonna be shit that ANYBODY is gonna be able to do!!
So all you peons, cabalos (WTF is that really>?), gringos, renegades, expats, subjects - arise AND BOW to your new supreme being!!
HOLY SHIT!!~! What just got over me??!! Is this what it feels to be in Meat Loaf's exalted throne?? Is this what Living Big amongst all the peons do to one? Holy SHIT!!
I'se gotta run away now!!
Bey Bey Ciao Ciao Adios Adios
SEAJ
Kapitan Kreme
09-19-09, 18:31
GREAT, Just Great!!
But come to think of it - not bad, not bad at all!! Now I'm offically the guy who managed to shut the great Meat Loaf up!!
And taking on the personae of Meat Loaf - since he's now offically Ex, dead, morte, irrelevant - I now declare that this thread is now MINE. ALL MINE and I can come up with any BS, any boast, any nonsense I want to write and there ain't gonna be shit that ANYBODY is gonna be able to do!!What you doin' man? This is Meatloaf's terrain!
I am new to this forum, but would like to make an observation that perhaps others may share. Whenever I review the Nicaragua posts, and I see Meatloaf plastered on every one, I just bypass it. Now, I have nothing personal against Meatloaf, but I have found that his posts have become more a forum for his huge ego that for passing on useful information to those of us who want to learn about the country and culture.
I acknowledge that Meatloaf has made some valuable contributions, but when one has to wade through all of the other "personal" BS, it becomes tedious and not worth the effort. I am interested in Nicaragua and in the experiences of people who have been there. I hope to see a more active participation by others if Meatloaf will just retire from his throne. Meatloaf claims to have a big dick, but it seems puny in comparison to his ego which has just gotten in the way of providing direction and meaning to the Nicaragua post. IMHO.
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 05:25
Yup!! Official!! PMS just received:
Ding Dong - The King Is Dead
------
SE Asia Joe
Long live the new King of Managua ....... SEA Joe
I would like to buy you a couple of drinks....will you come to Managua in the next 30 days to claim them ?
And by Royal Decree - MY Royal Decree - I shall declare this day the twentieth day of the month September in the year 2009 as being the official "SE Asia Joe is King day" and for each anniversary of said date to be celebrated with all the pomp and glory as befits my Royal Presence.
And so I have resolved and passed.
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 05:32
What you doin' man? This is Meatloaf's terrain!
Decree 2.1
That Kapitan Kreme be henceforth creamed and thrown out of here. Either that or he can come back - on his knees - and beg to be allowed back on. I AM THE beneficient ruler after all!!
Decree 2.2
ALL Foreign - including and especially the Spanish - language be forever banned from EVER appearing on these pages. Penalty to be meted out for any transgressions on this decree to employ English as the one and only official language to be used on this thread - banishment to Kapitan Kreme land.
And so I have pronounced.
SEAJ
Chocha Monger
09-20-09, 05:43
SE Asia Joe:
Now that's an awfully big throne to fill. I know that you're busy with all your new royal duties and such, but you still haven't given me the info on the proper training of a Chinese lady. Meat Loaf wrote entire treatises on how a gringo should pull horse for an extended family of Nicas and so on and so forth.
Regards,
Sir Chocha Monger
Earl of Rooting Them
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 05:57
SE Asia Joe:
Now that's an awfully big throne to fill. I know that you're busy with all your new royal duties and such, but you still haven't given me the info on the proper training of a Chinese lady. Meat Loaf wrote entire treatises on how a gringo should pull horse for an extended family of Nicas and so on and so forth.
Regards,
Sir Chocha Monger
Earl of Rooting Them
SIR C.M.:
Fair enough! I am after all a FAIR monarch.
Herewith step by step instruction on how to train a China and South East Asian woman.
1. Recognize the need to give ALL women folk Face. Lotsa face. Be guided by this guiding principal first and foremost.
2. Assert your powers as being the provider of the household. Never mind if she is out working or not - you ARE the primary provider and king of the household in all matters of finance, decisions and actions. Cow her (caballo? and yes - that's Spanish - but I AM king - so...) into submission if need be
3. Never, ever allow her to dictate to you any actions, decisions or even pleas. Shout, scream, pound table if she even dares to quietly question ANY of your actions/decisions.
4. Any queries, any questioning about any of YOUR actions to be met with exhortations that you're out there earning $$ to maintain the household - so Shut T.F. up!
5. Intersperse such training with well-timed sessions of tenderness, caring, loving and HARD SEX. And then declarations of how much you care about her, how tired you are from being "out there' battling the world to make her and your existence an ever improving life.... together.
6. And then go out right then and there "to do battle again" - but of course do whatever it is that your heart pleases.
The above only a small part of the training. More to follow if my loyal subjects here wants more.
Your Excellency
SEAJ
Chocha Monger
09-20-09, 07:53
SIR C.M.:
Fair enough! I am after all a FAIR monarch.
Herewith step by step instruction on how to train a China and South East Asian woman.
1. Recognize the need to give ALL women folk Face. Lotsa face. Be guided by this guiding principal first and foremost.
2. Assert your powers as being the provider of the household. Never mind if she is out working or not - you ARE the primary provider and king of the household in all matters of finance, decisions and actions. Cow her (caballo? and yes - that's Spanish - but I AM king - so...) into submission if need be
3. Never, ever allow her to dictate to you any actions, decisions or even pleas. Shout, scream, pound table if she even dares to quietly question ANY of your actions/decisions.
4. Any queries, any questioning about any of YOUR actions to be met with exhortations that you're out there earning $$ to maintain the household - so Shut T.F. up!
5. Intersperse such training with well-timed sessions of tenderness, caring, loving and HARD SEX. And then declarations of how much you care about her, how tired you are from being "out there' battling the world to make her and your existence an ever improving life.... together.
6. And then go out right then and there "to do battle again" - but of course do whatever it is that your heart pleases.
The above only a small part of the training. More to follow if my loyal subjects here wants more.
Your Excellency
SEAJ
Excellency,
If it pleases the king we'd like to hear more, perhaps you can explain the giving face part a little more too. How does one accomplish the giving face part while simultaneously ruling as a tyrant?
Regards,
Sir CM
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 07:58
excellency,
if it pleases the king we'd like to hear more, perhaps you can explain the giving face part a little more too. how does one accomplish the giving face part while simultaneously ruling as a tyrant?
regards,
sir cm
ahhhh yes sir c.m. good question!
unlike your excellency who always command respect and thus have no need for face, little women do need this.
face is amongst her peer, amongst her friends, amongst her family - and thus when you and she is in the presence of such people, you must give her maximum face. things like little pecks on her cheek, returning best pieces of meat to her when she places such on your plate, saying words of praise and love - all the little things that women love and things which you normally do when you first court a gal. continue such courting of your china gal even when you're married to her - at least in public - and you give her much face!
when you're in private, that is when you must dominate her - and its not a hard thing to do as she knows and her friends keep on telling her so - that you really are a great guy!
the reasons for giving her 'face":
1. it makes her all happy and proud to be the sole object your love and devotion.
2. it thus makes it easier for her to come under your spell and...domination
3. it convinces all around her that she's truly living a charmed life - and thus if she ever make any noises of even the least bit of disatisfaction with you, all around her will pooh pooh her and instead tell her that she is an ungrateful wench. forever shutting off any possible "support group" which we know is a requirement for little women to make any major decision!
face also encompass the important requirement of never allowing yourself to ever be seen - or suspected - by people in her realm of screwing around. thus you must screw around outside of your and her day to day lives and environ.
the giving of "face" is easy to accomplish if you truly love your lady. and what's there not to love if she is the docile, compliant little lady who has soup waiting for you every time you come home and has your bath and night clothes and slippers all ready?!
the one and only exalted one
seaj
Nica Bound
09-20-09, 08:06
China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 08:24
Hey Joey!
China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.
HOW DARE thou addresseth I, your Supreme Leader in such a manner??!!
Decree #3. From here onwards, all subjects must address I, the exalted one - as YOUR EXCELLENCY. Understand Peon??
Ah yes, your excellency does cometh from a far away land. China and South East Asia - and I have completed what Ghengis Khan started out to do - conquer all and environ as being the kingdom of JOE.
And thus decree #4. It is herewith decreed that since Meat Loaf in Nicaragua is now part of the kingdom of Joe, that such environ be herewith annexed and governed, run and be under the total control of the People's Republic of China.
And so I, your exalted ruler hath decreed.
Your Sun and Moon
SEAJ
Professor 1
09-20-09, 14:02
China remains some 4,000 miles from Managua, Nicaragua. Perhaps a brief geography lesson would be productive to your self appointed royal PIB.
In addition, if I may, monarchs are addressed as Majesty; civilian heads of state and those holding the rank of mayor through president are addressed as Excellency, excepting religious dignitaries at or above the rank of cardinal, who take the title Eminence; and it goes on.
Perhaps the royal head of household will procure a NEW protocol chief for His Majesty's service.
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 14:25
In addition, if I may, monarchs are addressed as Majesty; civilian heads of state and those holding the rank of mayor through president are addressed as Excellency, excepting religious dignitaries at or above the rank of cardinal, who take the title Eminence; and it goes on.
Perhaps the royal head of household will procure a NEW protocol chief for His Majesty's service.
You wanna be "Protocol Chief of the Royal Household?
Say yes and you're it!!
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe - Your Majesty
This is Sir Steven, - you remember me.....the old guy (knight) with the lame horse, and the bent lance.......
I due request your permission to enter your exalted land....the land of Nicaragua, in the city of Managua.... - as I will be flying by winged conveyence to that location - in about 24 hours - Monday Sept. 21th. and wish to stay there for a period of no less than 30-35 days for the purpose of mongering with the local wenches, sightseeing, and other fun activities.
I am sorry I did not get this request in sooner, as I know you are very busy with the business of your kingdom and such......but I hope that you will grant me this request so that I may go and live among the poor peasants in your exalted land, and partake of all the local delicacies that I should find there.
Please RSVP - ASAP - as again my travel begins on the 'morrow.
Also I know that you are currently not in residence in your exalted land, Managua in the Kingdom of Nicaragua - but are instead traveling in the East.
So if you would like, your Majesty - I could act as your liaison in your Kingdom of Nicaragua and could promptly report to you all manner of happenings while you are away. Please let me know on that .......
I sincerely hope and pray that you will grant me this request, Sire - and will be awaiting your reply.
One other thing....I noticed that you just offered a nice title and position to Professor 1, and I to would certainly like some kind of official title and position - if possible - please ' lay something good on me' if you think I will prove worthy.
Perhaps for me - Sheriff of Managua, - or something like that.......... or I would not be opposed to being a Prince in your Kingdom, or something similar to that.
Of course you have already knighted me.....but if any of those other good positions are 'open' I would really like to have one of them too.
Your Humble Servant - Sir Steven
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 15:34
SE Asia Joe - Your Majesty
This is Sir Steven, - you remember me.....the old guy (knight) with the lame horse, and the bent lance.......
I due request your permission to enter your exalted land....the land of Nicaragua, in the city of Managua.... - as I will be flying by winged conveyence to that location - in about 24 hours - Monday Sept. 21th. and wish to stay there for a period of no less than 30-35 days for the purpose of mongering with the local wenches, sightseeing, and other fun activities.
I am sorry I did not get this request in sooner, as I know you are very busy with the business of your kingdom and such......but I hope that you will grant me this request so that I may go and live among the poor peasants in your exalted land, and partake of all the local delicacies that I should find there.
Please RSVP - ASAP - as again my travel begins on the 'morrow.
Also I know that you are currently not in residence in your exalted land, Managua in the Kingdom of Nicaragua - but are instead traveling in the East.
So if you would like, your Majesty - I could act as your liaison in your Kingdom of Nicaragua and could promptly report to you all manner of happenings while you are away. Please let me know on that .......
I sincerely hope and pray that you will grant me this request, Sire - and will be awaiting your reply.
One other thing....I noticed that you just offered a nice title and position to Professor 1, and I to would certainly like some kind of official title and position - if possible - please ' lay something good on me' if you think I will prove worthy.
Perhaps for me - Sheriff of Managua, - or something like that.......... or I would not be opposed to being a Prince in your Kingdom, or something similar to that.
Of course you have already knighted me.....but if any of those other good positions are 'open' I would really like to have one of them too.
Your Humble Servant - Sir Steven
His Supreme Majesty is NOT amused by you, Stevewxly, you peasant! When did I ever knight YOU?! You unworthy son of the whole village!
You must make amends... or face my wrath!! You are henceforth commanded to Not use the honorific SIR in any writing, speaking or any other means of communications. The honorific SIR must be earned - DUMB PEON!
But as I am a beneficent and ever generous supreme Monarch, I will allow you to make amends.
You are to now go forth and meet up with that unworthy subject of mine Meat Loaf and ask him - NO, demand of him - that he pass on to you all the riches of the castle. All the Living Big accouterments, all the contacts of the wenches here in my kingdom, all the directions to the best action in town and the keys, the keys to the mansion and the keys to the Gate of the gated enclave!!
Shit, that useless subject of mine Meat Loaf was even too damn dumb to properly pass on the rule to me. Not a transitional government, not any funds, not any contacts, not even any post-its on the fridge with names and phone numbers!!
You, peasant Stevewxly - you are ORDERED to contact that ungrateful subject of mine Meat Loaf and order him to give you ALL assistance required for you to LIVE BIG in Managua during your stay there.
You succeed and EARN the honorific, and I will knight you and grant you the title "Sheriff of Managua." OK?
Signed
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
Nica Bound
09-20-09, 16:27
Holy Shit ! And some people thought the Loaf was too grandiose..........
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 16:34
Holy Shit ! And some people thought the Loaf was too grandiose..........
GRANDIOSE??? Meat Loaf.... Grandiose??
Which part?
His seven bucks and four bits wenches?
His cheap ass "tailor made garbs" just coz he cain't afford real name brands?
His pronouncements of "living big" in cheap rented digs?
Which part is grandiose??
Grandiose is I. Plain and simple!
And you,, yeah you ... Nica Bound! You're now bound for the gallows. I hath pronounced!
Your Supreme Majesty, Your Sun, Your Moon
SEAJ
Nica Bound
09-20-09, 16:47
Think I am gonna go hang out in Panama until Joey's drugs wear off. Later.....
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 16:48
Gentlemen,
Jackson created the forum sub-category of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" for the express reason of attempting to contain the Loaf's rather...uh....unique style of language expression. Frankly, we are not meant to understand all of it, whatever idiomas one might practice.
But if you have ever seen his personage in action, commanding attention, discipline and respect from multitudes of scantily clad Nica chicas, one can only stand in quiet awe.
The Dickhead guy is right, buy a dictionary, it would just be easier on all the rest of us.
YO...Yeah, You ....Gallows Bound... there is no longer any need for you to be "In Quiet Awe" of that has-been Meat Loaf.
No need for you to be his lackey.
No need for you to salivate at that Loafer's papier marche existence.
You can now giveth your respects to I, your Supreme Ruler, your beneficent Monarch.
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 16:51
Think I am gonna go hang out in Panama until Joey's drugs wear off. Later.....
Hang out in Panama??!! "Hang" out??!!
I hath sayeth "Off to the gallows with you!!"
I didn't say "hang" out in Panama!!
Idiot!!
Your all knowing, Your all grandiose
SEAJ
Nica Bound
09-20-09, 17:07
yeah joey, maybe you're right. panama probably ain't far enough away cause that sure sounds like some major stuff you're smoking. gonna ask jackson about making peeing in a bottle mandatory for getting your own forum category.
His Supreme Majesty is NOT amused by you, Stevewxly, you peasant! When did I ever knight YOU?! You unworthy son of the whole village!
You must make amends... or face my wrath!! You are henceforth commanded to Not use the honorific SIR in any writing, speaking or any other means of communications. The honorific SIR must be earned - DUMB PEON!
But as I am a beneficent and ever generous supreme Monarch, I will allow you to make amends.
You are to now go forth and meet up with that unworthy subject of mine Meat Loaf and ask him - NO, demand of him - that he pass on to you all the riches of the castle. All the Living Big accouterments, all the contacts of the wenches here in my kingdom, all the directions to the best action in town and the keys, the keys to the mansion and the keys to the Gate of the gated enclave!!
Shit, that useless subject of mine Meat Loaf was even too damn dumb to properly pass on the rule to me. Not a transitional government, not any funds, not any contacts, not even any post-its on the fridge with names and phone numbers!!
You, peasant Stevewxly - you are ORDERED to contact that ungrateful subject of mine Meat Loaf and order him to give you ALL assistance required for you to LIVE BIG in Managua during your stay there.
You succeed and EARN the honorific, and I will knight you and grant you the title "Sheriff of Managua." OK?
Signed
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
This is Plain Steven again.......
OK your majesty - your wish is my command. Let it be written - let it be done.
I will make amends to all of my transgression and do as you command.
I will get right on this matter as soon as I get to Managua - I did have your
permission to enter unto your exalted land on the 'morrow - right ?
I will set up a meeting with the former ruler - You-Know-Who....if he
is willing - and will ask of him all that you have asked of me.
I am hoping it goes well with him and that it will be a smooth
transition from the former regime to the new one, your Majesty.
I can not promise that it will.....and please do not be surprised if
there is some resistance from the former ruler. But I will give it my
best shot - in your absence.
Now I am also requesting that you will see your way clear to bestowing
me with my proper title Sir Steven - once again.....and about that
other matter I would really like to be the new Sheriff of Managua.
Do you think that might be possible? I will be willing to re-earn that
title and position, and will do all in my power when I get to that
exalted country to earn back your respect my liege.
. . . . . . . .
PS Again, I beg of you to restore my former knghthood and my title and all aspects that go with the title.
You know what they say, " Once A Knight - Always A Knight ".....and even though we were out on the town that night and you had a few too many drinkies under your belt....you did lay your sword upon my head and thusly proclaimed for all to hear , " I knight thee - Sir Steven - Knight of the Realm"
So please I beg of thee do restore that to me, and I promise to continue to serve you and yours in the manner that befits your Royal Majesty.
I will send you a full report from the very heart of Managua, in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua - when I get there and get my bearings. You have my word on that, sire !
Steven
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 17:13
yeah joey, maybe you're right. panama probably ain't far enough away cause that sure sounds like some major stuff you're smoking. gonna ask jackson about making peeing in a bottle mandatory for getting your own forum category.
monarchs do not [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in bottles!!
i am not amused!
and i did not get "granted" my own forum.
i declared a coup d'etat,
i took it over,
i merely hijacked it!
when that useless subject of mine meat loaf abandoned it!
so there!!
seaj
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 17:19
SE Asia Joe
This is Plain Steven again.......
OK your majesty - your wish is my command. Let it be written - let it be done.
I will make amends to all of my transgression and do as you command.
I will get right on this matter as soon as I get to Managua - I did have your
permission to enter unto your exalted land on the 'morrow - right ?
I will set up a meeting with the former ruler - You-Know-Who....if he
is willing - and will ask of him all that you have asked of me.
I am hoping it goes well with him and that it will be a smooth
transition from the former regime to the new one, your Majesty.
I can not promise that it will.....and please do not be surprised if
there is some resistance from the former ruler. But I will give it my
best shot - in your absence.
Now I am also requesting that you will see your way clear to bestowing
me with my proper title Sir Steven - once again.....and about that
other matter I would really like to be the new Sheriff of Managua.
Do you think that might be possible? I will be willing to re-earn that
title and position, and will do all in my power when I get to that
exalted country to earn back your respect my liege.
. . . . . . . .
PS I beg of you to restore my former knghthood and my title and all aspects that go with the title.
You know what they say, " Once A Knight - Always A Knight ".....and even though we were out on the town that night and you had a few too many drinkies under your belt....you did lay your sword upon my head and thusly proclaimed for all to hear , " I knight thee - Sir Steven - Knight of the Realm"
So please I beg of thee do restore that to me, and I promise to continue to serve you and yours in the manner that befits your Royal Majesty.
I will send you a full report from the very heart of Managua, in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua - when I get there and get my bearings. You have my word on that, sire !
Steven
Hharrumph.... "cough. cough"
OH OK!! What the hell SIR Steven, Sheriff of Managua.
Go forth and multiply (but with your condom on) in my magnificent land, for I AM the munificent and significant and all knowing
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
09-20-09, 17:23
Somebody's gotta start posting up some mongering news or information QUICK before Jackson really gets pissed off and can all of us off his forum!!
And I know nuthin' about Nicaragua - so you guys better start!!
SEAJ
Somebody's gotta start posting up some mongering news or information QUICK before Jackson really gets pissed off and can all of us off his forum!!
And I know nuthin' about Nicaragua - so you guys better start!!
SEAJ
Your Royal Majesty - SEAJ
......Steven here again......I will be in Managua on the 'morrow, and will gladly start making reports of sensibility about the country, the people, where to go, and what to do in your exalted Kingdom of Nicaragua, and I will try to be as humble and unassuming as can be when I post those reports here on this fine forum.
Never you fear - I will be 'on the job' in Managua by 9 PM Monday 9/21/09.
You shall have full reports on everything that I encounter there.
And I hope this will soon alleviate any problems encountered earlier by prospective travelers to Nicaragua.
I will get the job done .......................and I hope this meets with your Royal Approval.
This will be only my 3rd trip to Nicaragua....but I have many, many posts under my belt and have even had several of my trip reports listed in the,
" Reports Of Distinction " category for the Costa Rica and Panama threads.
Again I hope this pleases you, my Liege and with your kind permission - I beg of thee - may I be known as Sir Steven - Good Knight of the Realm - once again ?
............................
Your Majesty -
I just saw your most recent decree (below).......that I again can be known by one and all as Sir Steven - Good Knight of the Realm......and also that you have appointed me the new Sheriff of Managua.
"Thank you.....thank you.....thank you !" (As Gomer Pyle would say
I will be forever in your debt, your Majesty SEAJ.....and as always - your wish is my command, sire.
Sir Steven.......Sheriff of Managua
Hharrumph.... "cough. cough"
OH OK!! What the hell SIR Steven, Sheriff of Managua.
Go forth and multiply (but with your condom on) in my magnificent land, for I AM the munificent and significant and all knowing
SEAJ
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All You People - Greetings From The New Sheriff of Managua
The new King of Nicaragua just appointed me Sheriff ........
And on the 'morrow I will be on the job and will be reporting on things in Managua for all of you folks who have been begging for some useful information about the city of Managua & the country of Nicaragua.
I plan on seeing the sights, the ladies, the hot spots, the good and the bad of whatever the city and country has to offer. And to report about those things here in an unbiased manner that is befit of good solid journalism.
So I hope you like my reports...... Stand by for NEWS !
Your Majesty - I also hope I will be worthy of my new title and position and that I will be able to convey some good vibes here about Nicaragua in the upcoming days and weeks of my trip.
I gotta go now and finish my packing......I am now getting real excited about leaving for Managua tomorrow.........
Sir Steven
WTF ???
I think all you guys been indulgin' too much in the local inebriants and too little in the pu$$y.
Guate !!!
SE Asia Joe
09-21-09, 06:45
WTF ???
I think all you guys been indulgin' too much in the local inebriants and too little in the pu$$y.
Guate !!!
And WHO.... May I ask... are you?? !!
To intrude into our PRIVATE domain without even as much as a Pretty Please??!!
This is the KINGDOM of JOE and ALL PROTOCOL must be observed meticulously and without fail.
Introduce yourself... PROPERLY!! and request for an audience!
Your Most Exalted Majesty
SEAJ
Professor 1
09-21-09, 17:23
You wanna be "Protocol Chief of the Royal Household?
Say yes and you're it!!
His Supreme Majesty
SEAJ
You are far too kind, Majesty. However, I would much prefer useful information and insight about Nica Land.
SE Asia Joe
09-21-09, 17:57
You are far too kind, Majesty. However, I would much prefer useful information and insight about Nica Land.
Me Too!! Me too!!
So you guys better start typing away. Either that or else we'd better hope that useles subject of mine Meat Loaf gets his ass back on line ASAP!
THAT IS AN ORDER MEAT LOAF!
Your benevolent Majesty
SEAJ
I am all for a little bit of fun, but this commentary has turned the corner! Does anyone have anything relevant to say about Nicaragua? For the longest time this post has been sliding into irrelevant oblivion due to the dominance of Meat Loaf who, thankfully, has agreed to retire. But now, for the past couple of days, it seems that these other posters, while celebrating Meat Loaf's demise, have taken the post down a completely different if not equally irrelevant path. I do request that Jackson intervene at this time to restore some order and much needed direction.
Ustedes son medios boludos hablando tonterías por todos lados. Me parecen como pendejas con faldas y fajas. Lárguense de aquí.
Meat Loaf you perhaps deserve an apology - personally from me for having a little bit of fun at your expense.
I do so now formally apologize to you, and to all others who had to suffer through our torment of you. I hope you will accept my humble apology, and that we can now get on to what everyone desires.....so good reporting on what is going on in Managua.
I was scheduled to leave today for Managua....on a standby ticket....but as luck would have it - I missed all 3 of my flights today out of Springfield, Missouri - because they were all full and there were no available seats for me.
That was probably God paying me back for my mischief here on this forum.
Hopefully I will be able to get on a flight on Wed. 9/23/09 and get into Managua that evening.
I am looking forward to my trip and on reporting back here of my experiences in Managua, and hopefully my reports will be worthy of readership here by others.
My plan is to stay for about 35 days....so I hope to have some good information on suitable hotels, restaurants, good spots to go, what to see & do, in Managua in the next few weeks.
When I see my other comrade-in-arms , SE Asia Joe....I will give him a good scolding for having contributed in the debauchery that he and I were involved in here for the last couple of days.
Again guys hopefully we will get back to some the exchange of some good information here on this thread.
If you have specific questions about Managua that I will be able to answer, then please post your concerns here and I will do my best to find out the information you desire.
Steve
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Here is a link to a map of Shopping Malls In Managua (from Goodle Maps).
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=shopping+Malls+in+Managua&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=51.177128,77.080078&ie=UTF8&ll=12.134243,-86.263447&spn=0.062263,0.075274&z=14
Thought you might like to have a nice little interactive map of the Managua area....you can zoom in or out on it, and move it around at will.
Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.
When I get back down to Managua on Wed. 9/23/09 I will try to post another map of Managua with mongering destinations......ie : MP's, clubs, casinos, restaurants, etc.
Steve
SE Asia Joe
09-22-09, 01:45
Ustedes son medios boludos hablando tonterías por todos lados. Me parecen como pendejas con faldas y fajas. Lárguense de aquí.
Google translation:
You are talking nonsense media jerks everywhere. Pendejas I look like skirts and girdles. Get out of here.
SE Asia Joe
09-22-09, 01:51
I am all for a little bit of fun, but this commentary has turned the corner! Does anyone have anything relevant to say about Nicaragua? For the longest time this post has been sliding into irrelevant oblivion due to the dominance of Meat Loaf who, thankfully, has agreed to retire. But now, for the past couple of days, it seems that these other posters, while celebrating Meat Loaf's demise, have taken the post down a completely different if not equally irrelevant path. I do request that Jackson intervene at this time to restore some order and much needed direction.
Wellll.... since you've only written 4 posts and you do seem to have a lot to say - why don't you start it all off??!!
Look-it, I came on here a few days ago merely asking ML to refrain from using so much Spanish in his report and to make it readable for me and other non-spanish speaking readers.... unfortunately at the same time that he announced that he is retiring from posting here as he wants to join the "true 1%" of the world. I'm only tyring to draw him back on - so Creole - you got any better ideas on how to do this? For without ML, this post IS dead anyways - and its gonna die if there's only the likes of you who really do contribute nothing!!
SEAJ
Ps. and by the way - this is what you wrote just a couple or so days ago
I am new to this forum, but would like to make an observation that perhaps others may share. Whenever I review the Nicaragua posts, and I see Meatloaf plastered on every one, I just bypass it. Now, I have nothing personal against Meatloaf, but I have found that his posts have become more a forum for his huge ego that for passing on useful information to those of us who want to learn about the country and culture.
I acknowledge that Meatloaf has made some valuable contributions, but when one has to wade through all of the other "personal" BS, it becomes tedious and not worth the effort. I am interested in Nicaragua and in the experiences of people who have been there. I hope to see a more active participation by others if Meatloaf will just retire from his throne. Meatloaf claims to have a big dick, but it seems puny in comparison to his ego which has just gotten in the way of providing direction and meaning to the Nicaragua post. IMHO.
SE Asia Joe
09-22-09, 01:52
Here is a link to a map of Shopping Malls In Managua (from Goodle Maps).
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=shopping+Malls+in+Managua&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=51.177128,77.080078&ie=UTF8&ll=12.134243,-86.263447&spn=0.062263,0.075274&z=14
Thought you might like to have a nice little interactive map of the Managua area....you can zoom in or out on it, and move it around at will.
Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.
When I get back down to Managua on Wed. 9/23/09 I will try to post another map of Managua with mongering destinations......ie : MP's, clubs, casinos, restaurants, etc.
Steve
Thanks Sir Steve - for trying to "keep the flame going" on this thread. Great info!
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
09-22-09, 03:34
Is Meat Loaf a Lesbian??
The Old Cowboy
Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens...
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
SEAJ
Nica Bound
09-22-09, 04:24
Plenty of other vacant thread lines on the Managua forums. What say you guys just let Mr. Loaf rest in peace and post some legitimate info on some of those other topics ?
Google translation:
You are talking nonsense media jerks everywhere. Pendejas I look like skirts and girdles. Get out of here.
Excellent translation. Not. "I look like" is particularly inept. And although there are some jerks in the media what I said has nothing to do with media.
Pendejas is an interesting word. A "pendejo," literally, is a pubic hair. Children are small, and pubic hairs are small, therefore children are pendejos (boys) or pendejas (girls). But it somehow evolved to be more like teenagers or adolescents.
I will give google some credit because "lárguense de aquí" does literally mean get out of here, but really it means more like "hit the road, Jack."
All the on-line translators are very flawed and can be extremely dangerous, especially if you can't spell. A couple of funny examples from the forum over the years. Had a gal looking to drum up business and she posted she was looking for "ready horsemen." Huh? Well "listo" has two meanings in Spanish depending on which verb you use it with. "Estoy listo" = I am ready but "Soy listo" = I am smart or intelligent or clever.
Then caballero is literally a cowboy but is used in many places as "gentlemen." So she was looking for smart gentlemen and got ready horsemen. Whatever. I fucked her a couple of times.
In Spanish the word for "promise" is the same for "to get engaged to be married"; I can't tell you how dearly one friend paid for that on-line translation.
Then a chica left a silent H off a Spanish word cuz she can't spell and instead of telling the guy she missed him a lot she told him she was going to throw him out.
Hence the need for SEAJ to buy a dictionary as stated earlier.
And WHO.... May I ask... are you?? !!
To intrude into our PRIVATE domain without even as much as a Pretty Please??!!
This is the KINGDOM of JOE and ALL PROTOCOL must be observed meticulously and without fail.
Introduce yourself... PROPERLY!! and request for an audience!
Your Most Exalted Majesty
SEAJ
I'm the guy that lives in Guatemala where we indulge in the fine art of Pu$$y rather than spending hours on a pu$$y forum talking about everything else.
I been reading Meat Loaf for quiet a while and while he was entertaining he was a little short on details of the subject of interest however, this new regime has left the farm and gone off into the wilderness. I think you guys need a guided tour of Guate to reaquaint yourselves with the true carnal pleasures for which this forum was created.
RE:
Shopping Malls are loaded with young Nica gals out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to show them a good time.
Kinda like that Spanish language discussion, you didn't quiet get that right. It should read "Shopping Malls are loaded with young Latina gals (Guatemala has those too :-)) out for a little shopping....... maybe they are looking for shoes, or maybe they are searching for a nice gentleman who would be willing to buy them".
SE Asia Joe
09-26-09, 08:28
R.I.P. Meat Loaf -
and adios amigo (This is in respect to his wishes to write in Spanish!!)
SEAJ
SEAJ....how are you amigo
I am in Managua and am reporting my findings on the other Nicaragua thread.....General Information......
I have been in communication with Meat Loaf.....he is alive and well I trust......I will probably meet up with him later..... he no doubt has a wealth of information about Nicaragua.....hope I will be able to persuade him to share with me.
Steve
SE Asia Joe
10-03-09, 12:28
Draw up the draw bridge.
Start boiling the oil.
Get in formation.
Move it, Move it.
Prepare for a frontal attack!!
That ingrate Meat Loaf is on his way to storm our fort.
He cain't stand it that he ain't been livin' big and wants re-possession of the castle.
Man the fort. NOW!!
Your Commander in Chief,
Your benevolent ruler
Your excellency the true Monarch of Meat LOAF LAND,
I IS, UNAPOLOGETICALLY
SEAJ
Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.
Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.
Thank you Meat Loaf
SE Asia Joe
10-04-09, 14:29
Do us all a favor and stop writing stupid bullsh*t!
It's great that you started reading Meat Loaf posts, but if you comment add something of value otherwise create your own thread for nonsensical writings. You have over 2,000 posts and I hope that your writings on my thread are not indicative of your posting career / legacy.
Hah!! At last!!
Back to your own lair at last - huh?!
So start posting will ya - and enuff of this posturing!
SEAJ
Oh Ya Papi
10-05-09, 01:29
I love reading Meatloaf, so insightful, interesting and real. I read everyday and I am a monger of many many countries. Keep it up! [Non-English text deleted by Admin] ! (Colombian slang, cool) peace.
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Nica Bound
10-05-09, 02:30
Can't we all just get along here.......?
I love reading Meatloaf, so insightful, interesting and real. I read everyday and I am a monger of many many countries. Keep it up! [Non-English text deleted by Admin] ! (Colombian slang, cool) peace.
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Carnal, ¡muchicimas gracias por las palabras amables! (ie. Brother, thanks very much for the kind words.)
Meat Loaf is Back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W4bIiHSjY&feature=related
Hell no!
Check your respective embassy postings on Nicaragua: Does your embassy recommend that you visit Nicaragua?
Does your embassy recommend that you visit Nicaragua for sex tourism?
Some ISG members expect / think that I should tour guide them hand-in-hand through the 'hood! Some ISG members think that it's my obligation to tour guide them hand-in-hand through the world of Meat Loaf.
I write at US Library of Congress; US Legislative; Corporate America level(s) and within my 3-year prose I've educated you. It aint my fault if you can't comprehend the truth and reality of my socio / economic / criminal / romantic interpretation of Nicaragua!
This is not Cancun; Sandals; Panama City; Costa Rica; Medellin Mansion; or whatever "easy" p*ssy location you desire for less money! This is Nicaragua and we're poor and ghettoe with the cause of SURVIVAL! Did you know that the President only has a fourth (4th) grade education?
I've invited Gringos to visit / relocate to Nicaragua. I've detailed the cost of living and on a budget. I've detailed how to protect your person, p*ssy, and assets. I've detailed how to produce an income within Nicaragua. I've detailed how to "roll with the elite." I've detailed more than anyone else on the ISG forumn, yet you still want me to hold you hand-in-hand.
If it were not for "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" you would not have / would not even consider Nicaragua.
Again, cut you teeth in the USA ghettoe before attempting to board a plane for Nicaragua. I live here day-in, day-out!
What more do you want from me? Am I working for you? Am I on payroll with per-diem, car allowance, housing, executive insurance, political power, etcetera? ¿Entonces (ie. well then)?
I am not attempting to scare Gringos from Nicaragua by keeping 100% real! If you want the tourist perspective read your respective embassy's postings on Nicaragua. If you want the "life" of Nicaragua read "Meat Loaf posts." These are the two polars.
I didn't / do not invite you Nicaragua, yet you expect me to be your babysitter. I would never come to your city with similar expectations 'cause I know you don't care about me nor do you have my best interest in mind.
Give me a break and listen to Slim Thug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGD4PWVW9CY&feature=related
I invite you to explore Nicaragua just as I did with 0% network: All I had was game (ie. street, office, intelligence, and risk of life and limb.) I came to Nicaragua with a suitcase void clothes and desktop computer bought from Best Buy for US $400 with rebates in year 2007. I gave the clothes away in Tepito, Mexico City, Mexico, 'cause I knew I was gonna' come-up!
I hit the streets and came-up from the floor-up: Why can't you?
This is why we expats of Nicaragua SURVIVE 'cause we have 100% confidence in ourselves and do not look for handouts 'cause we know there is 0%. Expats of Nicaragua are seasoned expats of other countries: No expat in Nicaragua is a "rookie" and we've cut our teeth in other locales as residents, not tourists.
Member #4167
10-05-09, 19:46
And you think I want to share my local p*ssy with you, a tourist? N*gga Please!Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.
Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.
Hola Amigo,
I was in Nicaragua last week....mostly Managua, but did take a side trip to Granada. And I could not have summed up my visit there any better than you just did above.
After 5 days I got on the TicaBus and headed for San Jose......just nothing about Nicaragua that held any interest for me...except as you say the cheap puss, and that can be had anywhere in Central America and lots of other destinations too.....but in the other places there are other interesting things to see and do also.
I still think that Nicaragua has some potential.....but it may yet be a while before everything comes together there for the average casual monger type wanting to visit for a few days.
One might have to actually stay there way longer to learn the lay of the land....in order to find the good things it has to offer.
Good report, me amigo........
Steve
i don't post often and i am not too much the paying monger, but i do get out and around. after living in managua, and obviously nicaragua, for 3 years i will give you my take on things. managua has many layers, get to know them and peel them back.
if you don't speak spanish decently and don't have some decent social (game) skills your going to be relegated to going to those dingy clubs everyone mentions. managua is a tourist friendly place in the sense of low risk of terrible violent crime, but it is not tourist friendly, hell nothing in nicaragua is easy, in terms of it being an easy place to have at will entertainment.
if you speak spanish and can look decent and not be a mouth breather and get out and about their is easy and cheap skirt in nicaragua like probably no other place in north america. nicaragua blows cr in roi.
if you go to any of the "middle of the road" disco's i. e. matrix, shaman, el mango, mr. sponge and have a few beers at the bar you will be approached by young, usually decent looking, pro-am's that will hook up with you for outright cash or just "a good time for all" type arrangement. you can pick and choose, literally.
some of the "middle of the road" bars like piratas or los idolos will always have some "pro-ams" there that will approach you if they are sure you are an "extranjero" and that you will probably be leaving town.
i can't do this as mga, for as big of a town as it is, is also a very small peyton place and the one time i did meet up with a really sweet little 23 year old in a disco it was back at my work place the following monday. obviously somebody saw me.
just 3 weeks ago i stopped into matrix/star city to get some cash at the casino and have a beer, i was with a group of about 5 people. in going to the pisser i had two different chicas approach me and let me know they were "working and playing". i was quoted $100 tln, which i declined, and on the way out of the pisser the price had dropped to $75, which means between $40 and $50 realistically.
i have a buddy that met two young law students here, paid for a night out, some good raunchy sex and then took them to corn island with him for 3 nights. on going threesome from basically a mainstream resturant in managua, his total cost about $800 for 4 nights and 3 days, that ain't bad at all and these were not only good looking girls, but decently educated and respectable ones also.
meat loaf is a trove of good info, but he runs in a different circle than i do, hence he has some insight i don't and likely i have some that he does not. hence our info and and takes might be different.
managua is not an athetically pleasing place, but you can day trip out of here and do some interesting stuff, you can also do some really cheap things and get a good bang for your buck.
i have been going to cr for years, it is what it is, but hands down mga is cheaper, easier (if you speak spanish and can go without having your hand held), and better for the extended gfe experience.
there are websites in spanish which are basically something similar to aff, do some research and make some contacts prior to visiting.
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SE Asia Joe
10-06-09, 08:42
Howzabout a bit of balance here guys?!
Meat Loaf may have his detractors and he may have his fans - that's as it should be
What's indisputable though, is the fact that this character does have his "readers' - WHETHER THeY LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM. YOU.... are reading this ain'tcha?!
OK Ok OK, I HATE all this "gangsta/hood talk" (to prove his street Creds(?) - or whatever they call it these days!!) as I can hardly understand what he's trying to say - and I of course hate that he feels it necessary to use Spanish - as if to prove that he's a man of the world and thus able to master at least two languages. (WOW!!!!)
(Hey ML, I got news for you - most of the rest of the world's population outside of the Good Ole You Assssss of Aye speaks in at least 2, 3 or even more languages. As an example, even the dumbest, least educated WG's in Asia usually speaks at least 2 languages - one their "National Language, and second, their own province/municipality/area's dialect!).
ML LOVES writing, loves coming out with all his nonsense, loves bragging and whatever else he does - so leave him alone will ya??!! Let him brag, let him spout off, let him put poor Old SEAJ down, let him mangle his grammar, let him dribble out his gibberish - but let him be!!
After all, the guy's just gotten back here and it IS his thread after all.
AND....Look at what happened when he stepped away!!
Hell, I certainly do NOT want to be the cause of him "going away " again.
DO YOU???!!!
IMHO
SEAJ
SE Asia Joe
10-06-09, 08:54
By-the-by M.L..... AND all you guys who's fans of M.L.'s Spanglish and Gangsta/ghetto type of writing reports -
Have you guys recently visited Jackson's/ISG Forum Rules & Posting Guidelines -
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-forumrules.php#postingguidelines
Especially this part, and I C+P it for your ease of reference:
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NO Writing in Regional or Ancient Dialects. Please do not compose your reports in regional or ancient dialects such as..
Olde English
Australian "Aussie Slang"
Deep South "Southern drawls"
Star-Trek "Space Trekkie" talk
Carribean "Pirate" talk
Ghetto "Jive"
Spanglish
Mimicking any other regional or ancient dialects.
This styles of writing are difficult to read and especially confusing to the Forum's many non-native English readers.
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OOOOOKKKKKAAAYYYY???!!
SEAJ
You just can't get in line and follow the program!
You have to go against the grain.
The solution is simple: Don't read "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
You're the type of guy that does nothing more than "b*tch and moan and complain." All you do is attempt to find fault in others instead of being an innovator.
Challenge: My 1,200 posts versus your 2,000. And I'm sure your 2,000 posts are nothing more than the nonsense you write on my thread, but directed at others.
SE Asia Joe, you're wasting my time with your "hate." And language wise I speak three. And cultural wise I occupy many. And professionally, I open new markets. And romantically, I get get hoes. And safety wise, I get "down and dirty." And conversationally, I get deep.
You're the type of person that creates 0% value in everything and exists to find / nitpick the production of others.
Readers of Meat Loaf posts: This is the first-time in three years that we've had a "hen" dressed in men's clothing occupy our Nicaraguan pages so we're doing good staying under the radar.
SE Asia Joe, what time is the bridge game?
*** Readers of Meat Loaf posts, I will no longer respond nor read SE Asia Joe posting. Therefore, everything that he writes and posts will not be dignified with a response. This means that SE Asia Joe will make outrageous comments, insults, accusations, and other statements which I will not respond to. He's wasting my time and intellectual power. Readers of Meat Loaf posts know what I serve on this thread and therefore you understand that SE Asia Joe is like herpes in that he lingers and at the most inconvient time(s). ***
SE Asia Joe
10-06-09, 11:43
You just can't get in line and follow the program!
You have to go against the grain.
The solution is simple: Don't read "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
Hey..... Meat Loaf..... I was speaking up for you !!
Helllloooo!!! Hellooo!! You in there??!! Something... anything in that head?? of yours??!!
And not reading ain't gonna be a solution - it's just putting a bandage over the cancer!!
The SOLUTION is for you to once a while read AND understand what others are telling you - instead of just mouthing off first!!
I say this and I say this once more: Two ears - one mouth!! Gotta listen twice as much as spout off!!
I need to always remind myself that too - but at least I sometimes DO remind myself!!
You aspire to be "in the top 1% of the world's elite" - no way Jose, NOT if you still insist on going on the way you're now going. No Way Jose!!
The way that you write right now, you're coming off as just being some two-bit charlattan straight out of the ghetto and on the plane to another pimple spot of the world - Managua, Nicaragua (Ooooops..... sorry about that gents... getting myself carried away!!)
Gangsta/Ghetto jive insterspersed with some of the lowest class words in the Spanish language.
OK, Ok, I AM being harsh - and I do apologize - but for heaven's sakes man - wake up, wake up and smell the coffee.
It ain't any skin off my back if you do change your ways or reform your way of thinkingor not - but you've really got me going for I really do believe that somewhere in there - somewhere deep in there - I do believe that you've got some redeeming factor and perhaps even a glimmer of true hope as a human being.
OK - Peace N Out!!
SEAJ
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SE Asia Joe
10-06-09, 12:01
You're the type of guy that does nothing more than "b*tch and moan and complain." All you do is attempt to find fault in others instead of being an innovator.
Challenge: My 1,200 posts versus your 2,000. And I'm sure your 2,000 posts are nothing more than the nonsense you write on my thread, but directed at others.
Sooooo.... what IS the challenge??
SE Asia Joe, you're wasting my time with your "hate." And language wise I speak three. And cultural wise I occupy many. And professionally, I open new markets. And romantically, I get get hoes. And safety wise, I get "down and dirty." And conversationally, I get deep.
You're the type of person that creates 0% value in everything and exists to find / nitpick the production of others.
Readers of Meat Loaf posts: This is the first-time in three years that we've had a "hen" dressed in men's clothing occupy our Nicaraguan pages so we're doing goo staying under the radar
SE Asia Joe, what time is the bridge game?
Oooooh... Like I said previously .... your Mom wears army boots!! Grow up man!
And good on you...Yeah.... you speak 3... THREE languages!! Yup - sure proof of ....???
And when did I ever say or even mention the word HATE or ..??
Man.... if all it takes are a few words on an anonymous board as this is, for you to get all riled up and..... HATE!!
Yowich, me-thinks you've really got problems!!
HATE... it's such a powerful ... and delibitating/destructive to oneself emotion....don't hate man ..... ain'tcha the Lover boy??
You've really got worse problems than just to content with MY writings don'tcha??!!
*** Readers of Meat Loaf posts, I will no longer respond nor read SE Asia Joe posting. Therefore, everything that he writes and posts will not be dignified with a response. This means that SE Asia Joe will make outrageous comments, insults, accusations, and other statements which I will not respond to. He's wasting my time and intellectual power. Readers of Meat Loaf posts know what I serve on this thread and therefore you understand that SE Asia Joe is like herpes in that he lingers and at the most inconvient time(s). ***
OK.... here's MY challenge - how much you wanna bet that there ain't no way you are NOT going to read my postings??!! It's just too challenging to your simple mind to not want to... to need to... know exactly what others are thinking ... and speaking about you. So THERE!!
Caio Ciao Loaf!!
SEAJ
I have been in touch with Senior Meat Loaf, and more or less said to him that I believe if he would change his tone and perhaps his attitude a little about being in Nicaragua it would go a long ways toward making friends and infuencing (sp) people, and would perhaps bode him well.
Steve
I began communication with this gentleman several months prior via PM and enjoyed his enthusiasm towards Nicaragua. (Read his posting history.)
Like "TJ Texan" just commented, we're operating on two different perspectives. I can't write / deliver reports for everyone's approval although my posts are valuable to all. You may need to read over 1,200 of them, but the information is there.
On ISG, I perform research dating back 5 years when researching a new location.
I attempted to meet Steve last week while in town, but received the PM too late! I attempted to meet Steve last week, but he had not arrived yet. I attempted to aide a fellow-Midwesterner.
ISG member's who operate Nicaraguan tourist businesses have asked me to not scare you guys away 'cause they want the revenue and interaction. Scared? I simply report the life day-in and day-out and what I witness. Yes, witness or my associates experience. These "safety concerns" are not written from the television news.
Truth is, there are few places / cities in the American Hemisphere worthy of fear of travel and those places I seek out for residence and fun!
ISG is just one resource for research when planning for travel / relocation. You still must use other resources for a well-balanced opinion and analysis.
Meat Loaf,
As Billy Shakespeare said "Me thinks thou doth protest too much."
Why are dogging Nicaragua. Man?
Nicarauga has a rep of being safer than other countries in LA. Managua of course is the most dangerous city in Nica. Managua has a reputation of being one of the safest major Latin Amer cities. But, that doesn't say much, because it is being compared against crimefests like: Rio, Mex City, and other gangsta ghettos. Despite Managua's rep as being a "safer than other LA cities, " there is no way in hell I would walk MGA's streets at nite. Too dangerous.
MGA offers cheap pvssy in some halfway decent clubs (Good time, Fenix, etc) I never felt unsafe while inside any of these clubs. There is decent mongering to be had in MGA. Sure you can pay $15 a pop in Managua's brothels.
Despite, the above, I will probably never return to MGA.
Why? Because There is nothing else to do in MGA. It has no other redeeming value. There is no beauty, no landscape, no charm. Just cheap putas.
Joe Tourist will take a side trip from CR, and land in Managua and spend 1-2 days there tops, and then get back on a bus to nearby SJ, Costa Rica with its more pleasant surroundings.
Even Quito, Ecuador is more pleasant for non-sex tourism. MGA has nothing to offer besides cheap putas, and cheap putas can be found elsewhere in Nicaragua and elsewhere in the world. There is no decent tourism attractions, no charm in Managua. Why would any tourist want to visit MGA for sex tourism?
No expat would ever want to live in MGA fulltime, either. The best of Nica lies outside of MGA. Granada, SJDS, The volcanoes. As for Granada, I seriously doubt that Granada has overnight become a hotbed of crime against expats.
So, why are dogging Nicaragua. Man? You don't need to diss Managua. Managua will die on its own merits.
I'm not dogging Nicaragua: That report about Gringo Vigilantes was in the Gringo Newspaper and is the talk of town for the past two (2) weeks. This is what the Gringos have been talking about / plotting / responding to.
True, Nicaragua is a safe country 'cause the police do not exist and therefore the crime never gets reported for statistics.
Previous posts detailed how law enforcement is handled: (a) put the neighborhood gang on the crook; (b) derobe the criminal and tie him to the street pole in the hot a*s sun with a sign that says, "ladron (ie. thief); (c) throw stones at the criminal; (d) beat the criminal with a machete; (e) mob violence; (f) etcetera. Previous posts detailed this as community policing. Every block has a security guard who also may serve as the neighborhood thief. LOL.
Managua offers little and any intelligent person would not live there. Granada offers a "Gringo / tourist pocket" and many call it "Disneyland."
I still contend that a Gringo needs to leave Nicaragua at least every 6-months for mental sanity.
Granada and SJDS offer a "more pleasant" view, but the amount of stupid Gringoes and girl's with "Gringo Trees" makes anyone with intelligence not reside here.
SE Asia Joe
10-06-09, 12:10
Welllll.....if it's the one thing I've managed to do on this board!!
Hallelujah....!!!!
Meat Loaf NOT writing Ghetto Style, not with Spanish interspersed - and actually STARTING to make sense!!
A bit at least!!
SEAJ
Tourists have spoiled the local populace. Part-time residents have spoiled the local populace. Retired Gringos have spoiled the local populace.
Why? The tourist travel to Granada and give anybody a few pesos just to feel good! Tourists travel to Granada to volunteer (ie. give free sh*t) for the local populace. The NGOs have done more harm to Nicaragua than good. Why? 'Cause the local populace knows that they will get something for nothing and therefore do nothing. Some other "sucker a*s Gringo" will come in a few weeks or days and give them / bring some more free sh*t. There is no shortage of "Good Hearted Gringos."
These Tourist Gringos will provide the local populace with two (2) free meals per day. Some pocket change. Some clothing. Or whatever. It's disgusting.
We residents dislike Tourist Gringos. Why? 'Cause we live here; know / understand the populace; witness the regalos (ie. gifts); and co-exist with these loafers / voludos (ie. lazy people) and know that they are causing more damage than good.
Females: With so many "sucker a*s Gringos" passing through on their Central American vacation or Costa Rica visa stamp, they see lots of prospects. These bobos (ie. fools) pay US $40 per polvo plus hotel fees for SW. The "sucker a*s Gringos" marry stank b*tches; purchase / rent their family a home with food allowance and pocket change; get the hoe USA citizenship; and offer her family the refuge program. She then runs around town telling everyone how she married a Gringo and received the above. Everyone else says if that looser a*s b*tch can win BIG then I can too. And the vicious cycle begins. All of the local Gringos laugh at the Tourist / Part-time Gringo resident: All of the local Nicas love sucker a*s fool. Why? 'Cause they don't have to do anything and will win BIG.
Females: If you're a local Gringo resident you do not want to date a Granada girl. Why? The above paragraph. These girls are contaminated in thought. Instead, you want to do everything possible from exposing your girl to the Granada mentality.
The Gringo Tree: Everyone, especially females, cannot understand that Gringos are not rich. If you need money just go to the machine (ie. ATM.) It doesn't matter that they themselves have never used an ATM. They do not understand that for the ATM to work one must have money in the bank account. They believe that Gringos have money and it's just like plucking a leaf from a tree- "The Gringo Tree."
It's funny! If you do not follow the advice of Meat Loaf posts, you will get played all day long! 10-years and I have yet to pull caballo.
"Goodhearted Gringos" come to town to work in daycare centers (LOL), build toilets, play soccer, teach English, missionaries. What these Gringos should do is offer something of value like educational expenses similar to the "La Esperanza" project. Everything else is nothing more than futile feel good sentiments with no ROI.
The "Gringo Tree" is worse in San Juan del Sur due to the yachts, cruise ship, and mansion residences.
Residents whether full-time or part-time are not stupid like the tourists 'cause they live here too and witness this nonsense daily. Nonetheless, we have to exist in this environment.
In today's "street vernacular" hate means envy.
I respect "TJ Texan" 'cause he lives here day-in, day-out!
He knows how to employ Nicaraguans and "el nino esta enfermo (ie. the child is sick) which means, "leave me alone and don't ask me why I didn't show up.)
He also knows about the entertainment locations.
He also knows about the Nicaraguan occupation- chisme (ie. gossip.)
He knows what I mean by SURVIVAL 'cause he's SURVIVING too.
He knows the real Nicaragua, Managua, and not the "tourist trap" where English-only is allowable. He know society via Spanish-fluency and therefore can explore society.
Good Job "TJ Texan" and I was glad to see your posting a few weeks ago and today. I was wondering what happened to you.
Compa' esta nortena es para ti (ie. friend, this northern Mexican song is for you): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoxXeiOl3cU&feature=related
meat loaf:
thank you for the kind words. i don't chime in often, but sometimes i find it difficult to add much.
your views on nicaragua are not only entertaining but also spot on, your advice to the rookie in nicaragua is priceless.
nicaragua is tough to survive in, it is tough to work in, it is tough to earn money in (ask the poor, they will vouch for this), it is tough to get anything done in, it is just tough. but it is a real fun place if you invest the time and, no pun intended, are tough. you do have to look out for yourself here as the folks will surely take advantage of you, and not only the poor or the chicas in a bar, but the wealthy and even the tiny middle class.
they don't take advantage of you due to you being a gringo, they take advantage of you due to being "caballo" or an easy mark. this society in general is very poor and survival is a daily struggle. hell, they sell babies in the neighborhoods, to each other no less.
to them a gringo, or any foriegner, is an opportunity not an acquaintance. the key to survival here, imo, is to weed out the ones that only consider you an opportunity. there are those that will consider you a peer, but due to your status you will still be an opportunity, and will treat you as such. but you have to show them that you are tough and can handle yourself.
if you have the time and the game you can "in grain" yourself with a decent segment of nicaraguan society and that is where you will meet and be able to have access to the better "pro-am's", but you need to watch your p' and q's and not come across as a sex driven freaky gringo.
i don't hang much in granada, too many gringo's and too many gringo's pursuing questionable pursuits for my taste.
managua to me isn't bad at all, but i live here and i make the best of things. i have lived in and worked in much rougher less hospitable places. it is all about becoming a permanent fixture and not showing that you are a gullible american.
my advice is that is your are going to be "sucker gringo" do it with the higher classes, they will act like they have done it before and not be too much trouble. biggest problem i have seen in nicaragua is gringo's taking a skirt out of the barrio las torres, painting her up, getting her some good threads at gallerias, taking her out to the zona viva a few times and expecting her to shed her true colors.
fellas i am here to tell you that "my fair lady" shit will fail miserably in nicaragua and you will not only pay for it, but it will be a humbling experience. nicaragua, where they coined the phrase "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear".
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your views on nicaragua are not only entertaining but also spot on, your advice to the rookie in nicaragua is priceless.
readers think that i write bullsh*t, but they simply can't change their paradigm from g8.
nicaragua is tough to survive in, it is tough to work in, it is tough to earn money in (ask the poor, they will vouch for this), it is tough to get anything done in, it is just tough. but it is a real fun place if you invest the time and, no pun intended, are tough. you do have to look out for yourself here as the folks will surely take advantage of you, and not only the poor or the chicas in a bar, but the wealthy and even the tiny middle class.
yes, survival is the challenge for everyone. and how will they survive when the atm card doesn't work or they can't call north america / europe family members for a bailout? this is the only reason they are able to survive to nicaragua which is why they become the caballo and victim.
to earn money in nicaragua you must learn the street. to make money in any society you must learn the street 'cause products are sold to the masses. once you learn the street then you can assume your role in the boardroom.
the word "customer service" is non-existent.
they will take advantage of you: i suggest that gringos learn "gringo envy" by residing on the mexican-side of the usa border (ie. tijuana, nogales, cd. juarez, matamorros, nuevo laredo, reynosa) where they will attempt to chase you back home every single day! if you can survive that, then you'll be prepared to defend property and limb in nicaragua.
and you know they would / will never go live in those border cities!
they don't take advantage of you due to you being a gringo, they take advantage of you due to being "caballo" or an easy mark.
again, you have the atm card and are a telephone call away from friends and family in north america / europe for a western union bailout. your friends and family are not going to let you become homeless, get incarcerated, go hungry, etcetera, in a foreign land, especially nicaragua. therefore, everyone knows that you have means. and therefore you will always pay versus a nicaraguan.
to them a gringo, or any foriegner, is an opportunity not an acquaintance. the key to survival here, imo, is to weed out the ones that only consider you an opportunity. there are those that will consider you a peer, but due to your status you will still be an opportunity, and will treat you as such. but you have to show them that you are tough and can handle yourself.
you cannot show fear! you must get more stupid and dis-regard "common sense" and your future for them to "get the message." prior experience in other countries as a resident will season you.
first words of anyone should be, "no ando" (ie. i don't have) and "no tengo" (ie. i don't have) and "negra" (ie. hell no.)
if you have the time and the game you can "in grain" yourself with a decent segment of nicaraguan society and that is where you will meet and be able to have access to the better "pro-am's", but you need to watch your p' and q's and not come across as a sex driven freaky gringo.
for this to happen you must pursue commercial endeavors. you must show them a carrot (ie. money; access to money; commerce) for them to acknowledge you. you serve as the bridge from north america / europe to nicaragua.
i don't hang much in granada, too many gringo's and too many gringo's pursuing questionable pursuits for my taste.
granada is disneyland and not nicaragua. it is important and required that any gringo-resident of nicaragua become familiar with granada because this the gringo-network. you need other gringos for survival 'cause they too have the atm and telephone and similar survival skills for nicaragua, void spanish-fluency.
you meet some real players and gringo-access is given to other respectable gringos. if you are a bullsh*t gringo-person the chisme will expose you and you will gain 0% access. just as the street, gringos observe other gringos, day-in and day-out, and this is how you become judged.
walking around town with prior stories of corporate america / europe success and nothing to verify it will not work! burning bridges amongst other gringos will get you cut-off. your reputation from costa rica will 100% follow you to granada. you chasing sw on the calzada and parque central will become your image.
managua to me isn't bad at all, but i live here and i make the best of things. i have lived in and worked in much rougher less hospitable places. it is all about becoming a permanent fixture and not showing that you are a gullible american.
those not looking for disneyland (ie. gullible gringos) prefer managua, but we also know the realities of canal 10: ultima hora (ie. news broadcasts.)
true, permanent fixture as detailed by "xdred."
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Your last two posts have almost earned you an induction into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
If you write some more real and truthful information, it will certainly be granted.
Also, you need to pay Jackson his US $20 per annum for ISG Senior Membership since you joined the ISG community on 08-09-04. Come on, it's been five (5) years now, "TJ Texan." His corporation accepts (a) money orders so you may remain anonymous, (b) checks, and (c) credit cards.
Chocha Monger
10-07-09, 11:54
Readers think that I write bullsh*t, but they simply can't change their paradigm from G8.
Meat Loaf:
This is true. Some readers think that you write mierda (shit) because you don't tell them the address of the hoe houses selling pussy for C$7.50. They're mad at you. They think you want to keep all the C$7.50/polvo pussy all to yourself and accuse you of writing mierda to scare off gringos looking for cheap pussy. They want you to take them to the hoe house to have their dicks held and toes sucked by 5 hoes like you did with ISG Senior Member. They want you to help them live la vida. They want to experience fucking a young flaca behind the gasolinera. Meat Loaf's posts were 100% stroke material and they want to make the fantasy become reality. What are you going to do Loaf? Are you going to tour guide? Are you going to show the gringos where the pussy is cheaper than fresh pollo?
Meat Loaf:
This is true. Some readers think that you write mierda (shit) because you don't tell them the address of the hoe houses selling pussy for C$7.50. They're mad at you. They think you want to keep all the C$7.50/polvo pussy all to yourself and accuse you of writing mierda to scare off gringos looking for cheap pussy. They want you to take them to the hoe house to have their dicks held and toes sucked by 5 hoes like you did with ISG Senior Member. They want you to help them live la vida. They want to experience fucking a young flaca behind the gasolinera. Meat Loaf's posts were 100% stroke material and they want to make the fantasy become reality. What are you going to do Loaf? Are you going to tour guide? Are you going to show the gringos where the pussy is cheaper than fresh pollo?
I almost forgot about the gasolinera polvera (ie. gas station f*ck session.)
Some of these fools want me to f*ck the b*tch before their eyes while they do what they do best- jack off!
Member #4167
10-09-09, 02:40
Managua is not an athetically pleasing place, but you can day trip out of here and do some interesting stuff, you can also do some really cheap things and get a good bang for your buck.
I have been going to CR for years, it is what it is, but hands down MGA is cheaper, easier (if you speak Spanish and can go without having your hand held), and better for the extended GFE experience.
There are websites in spanish which are basically something similar to AFF, do some research and make some contacts prior to visiting.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.I agree with the points you made, TJ Texan. I am glad you weighed in.
1. "Managua is not an athetically pleasing place" True, so why live there unless you have to?
I have no problems with Nicaragua. I just believe that nearly any other city in Nicarauga is more pleasant to live in than MGA.
Granted, Granada and SJDS may not be the best places because they have been overpriced by the local gringos, but Nicaragua does have many other beautiful places.
For two (2) consecutive days last week I heard truths and challenges concerning my interaction with Granadinas (ie. Granada girls.) For two (2) days I didn't like what I heard.
And like you, I made excuses: And unlike you, I don't settle for less!
One associate stated that I have 0% talent / skill talking to the ladies. The truth is that I have had 0% interest in the girls of Granada. The truth is also that I don't like to "blow-up" the confidence of females for simple conversation. The truth is that I don't / didn't want anything to do with Granadinas.
Meat Loaf posting history for the past few months has been about how mot to pull caballo and the nonsense environment made by Gringos, and the Spanish-speaking challenged in Granada.
The following day, a "homie" made a similar comment in that he has not seen me with any hoes for months. True. I refrain from bringing hoes to that establishment due to the overwhelming chisme (ie. gossip) they partake. In fact, he said that he would have heard about me and what girl I'm spending time with. This is 100% TRUE which is why he / they have not seen me with any girls.
Granada Mentality
Do you have a girlfriend? What's her name?
Granada is a small a*s town, population of 40,000, and they've been reared together. Everyone knows everyone that is Granadino. They know her history and what you're claiming to be your girlfriend.
With Gringos passing through Granada in droves everyone knows that it is simply a matter of time before you leave. It's not about how long you've been in Granada, but when are you leaving 'cause they know that you're leaving.
And they're looking / expecting another Gringo fool to support the household; pay for the entertainment expense of her and her friends and family; and other caballo activities.
Gringos, with 0% communication skills claim to have Granada girlfriends. Get some reality: What they really have is someone to invite for social activities in addition to her guests and paid for by the Gringo. Furthermore, what they have is an applicant for the refugee program, as Chocha Monger termed. What they have is a "Bobo" stamped onto their foreheads.
Gringa tourists, 99% of the Granada population, are not f*cking except Latin Lovers! They are present for 1 -3 days and gone: I don't exist to build the confidence of b*tches - "Charity D*ck."
Meat Loaf Excuse
I don't want to play the game, charity d*ck and caballo!
Of course, I could play the game and win, but I choose not to play the Granada game. Why? I don't have the patience nor interest in spending my money. It's that simple!
Redemption
So I went to Managua and heard my name echo the streets. Made a visit to the house of an amiga and threw her dos polvos (ie. 2 nutts.) Via telephone I contacted another friend and invited her back to my mansion. I threw her seven (7) polvos within 12-hours. She moved into the mansion the following day.
With the exception of one girl, I've imported all my chicas from Managua. I've layed pipe in five (5) girls over the course of five (5) months with four (4) being live-ins.
Granada, is / was a tourist trap and great for bobos, but not Meat Loaf.
For you, Gringo, Granada is the closest that you'll get to Nicaragua and it's garbage. Like "TJ Texan," we prefer the "real society" and not the four (4) block sector called Granada.
I did meet lots of interesting people including "ISG Senior Member" and "ABQ," but my time has lapsed here and all know that my residential stint was tough to stomach.
It was fun sailing "jolly boats" and visiting personal islands. It was fun learning of "the dream" held by others in foreign residency. It was fun watching bobos pull / volunteer to pull caballo. It was fun being a guest at mansions, ranches, and other residences of luxury, just as I held possession. I had to make Granada fun / bearable for mental SURVIVAL!
ADMITTION: Meat Loaf struck-out in Granada with the females! Meat Loaf didn't even take the field, and rode the bench! Other than frivolous conversation with other Gringos, Meat Loaf accomplished little. Meat Loaf spoke almost 100% English, and found the Spanish-speaking community of non-interest. Meat Loaf prefers 100% local-populace residency and not "tourist traps."
Good Luck to those that enter the Granada scene! You will need luck, smarts on how not to pull caballo, and a a stomach for the nonsense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJXAWOPRgI&feature=channel
I held a conversation with a Granada monger who began commenting on "cleaning-up" his Granadinas. With everyone wearing chanelas (ie. sandals;; flip-flop) toes are exposed day-in, day-out.
With Meat Loaf being a foot fanatic / fetish, I look at feet to imagine the flavor of their digits.
Gringo monger stated that he likes to "clean-up" his Granadinas with a brush and AJAX. "Get those feet cleans!"
For me, if the toe nails don't match the finger nails in color, they have 0% opportunity with Meat Loaf. This comment is coming from a guy that wears a French Pedicure and Manicure as witnessed by "Nica Bound" and "DrDewman."
Meat Loaf and Chocha Monger discuss the risks and little rewards of becoming a "step daddy."
Playing step-daddy is one of the thankless jobs that often come with American women. I don't know why any guy would do that because the woman pretty much makes it clear that he will be second place to the kids in his own house while he earns the bacon (or Loaf would say, pulls caballo).
It's worse with these Latinas 'cause they all have kids by the time you de-baord the plane. You play "step daddy" and 0% rights / access to the kids. It's a waste of time and money, and you do come after the child(ren.)
That's fool's gold: Why a guy would date and worse, marry a broad with kid(s) just for some p*ssy access is a fool.
Expound upon this topic, Chocha Monger.
Meat Loaf, being a step-daddy entails a lot of risks and little reward. Some of the things you will encounter as a step-daddy are:
1. The single mother may pressure you to adopt the children. The reason she will give for this is that she wants them to have your last name for aesthetic purposes. The true motive is far more insidious. She may be getting little or no support payments from the biological father. You, on the other hand, may present better prospects for financial support. Adopting the children will legally bind you making you liable for child support payments in the event of a divorce. As long as you do not adopt those children the biological father is still on the hook for child support payments. The courts will recognize your right to walk away from those kids without liability in the event that you divorce their mother. She knows this and that is why she wants you to adopt so that she can have residual income after you leave.
2. Children routinely use social service workers against their parents. They know that all it takes is one false accusation to bring their parents in line with their demands. As a biological parent you will be looked upon with suspicion but there will have to be evidence that you did something to endanger the welfare of your biological offspring. There is the assumption that blood relatives are less likely to cause harm to each other. As a step-daddy you will not have this protection. You will be seen as an outsider, a usurper, and assumed to be guilty until proven otherwise.
3. After spending your resources to raise the kids they are not likely to return the favor in your old age because the lack of blood bonds may mean that they feel no obligation to do so.
4. The kids will not respect you. They will resent that you’re a strange man in “their” house boning their mother and they will try to get you to leave. Since you are not their father they will not feel the need to follow your instructions. Be prepared to hear, “You’re not my father. You can’t tell me what to do!” The children are the kings and queens of the castle and you’re just a peasant.
5. Women do not like divorced men or men with children. They consider them poor financial prospects. Check online dating profiles and you will see that many women indicate this. Why should a man see divorced women or single mommies any differently?
1. Why even get married? Guys are suckers and get pressured by her so that they can have access to p*ssy.
2. That is the social perception with the USA. In Latin America, they are much less government control (ie. legislation; court actions; government officials) all up in your business.
3. True. In fact, USA biological children and parents rarely support one another in old age. This is why we have "old folks homes."
3A. Don't forget about the expenses of education paid for by the step-daddy including private primary and secondary schooling, university, and other expenses.
5. I don't see these hoes any different. In fact, I find people divorced bad prospects in the fact they "break contracts"- the marriage contract.
Meat Loaf posted the following on the Jaco Beach ( Costa Rica ) thread on 10/12/09.
I heard that Jaco / Jaco Beach is a dump!
There are half-finished condominiums all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Jaco / Jaco Beach. These rookies travel to Jaco and purchase condominums, drugs, SW, and marry local Ticas.
Is Jaco / Jaco Beach really a dump?
Meat Loaf,
Here is my reply to your question.......
I heard that Managua & Granada are dumps!
There are half-finished condos & buildings all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Managua & Granada. These rookies travel to Nicaragua and purchase condominiums, drugs, SW, and marry local Nicas.
Are Managua & Granada really dumps?
Now a question for Senior Meat Loaf -
Have you ever been to Jaco Beach Costa Rica, or are your questions above based on second hand information / hearsay ???
Meat Loaf posted the following on the Jaco Beach ( Costa Rica ) thread on 10/12/09.
Meat Loaf,
Here is my reply to your question.......
I heard that Managua & Granada are dumps!
There are half-finished condos & buildings all over the place. There are lots of drugs.
I heard that only "sucker a*s Gringos" from the USA with no knowledge of anything beyond Sandals Resorts visit Managua & Granada. These rookies travel to Nicaragua and purchase condominiums, drugs, SW, and marry local Nicas.
Are Managua & Granada really dumps?
Now a question for Senior Meat Loaf -
Have you ever been to Jaco Beach Costa Rica, or are your questions above based on second hand information / hearsay ???
I've been hearing that Jaco Beach is a dump from a guy who lived there, but now lives in Granada.
Chocha Monger
10-13-09, 01:40
Columbus, in his log, noted:
"They brought us barrels of cotton thread and parrots and other little things which it would be tedious to list, and exchanged everything for whatever we offered them...I kept my eyes open and tried to find out if there was any gold, and I saw that some of them had a little piece hanging from a hole in their nose. I gathered from their signs that if one goes south, or around the south side of the island, there is a king with great jars full of it, enormous amounts. I tried to persuade them to go there, but I saw that the idea was not to their liking...They would make fine servants... With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want."
Spacechimp,
How do you enjoy living in Nicaragua since July 2009?
Tell us your take and experience on Nicaragua.
Do you like ninos? Why would I.
Dating females with children is 100% work for the male. Why? He has to tolerate the bastard!
He has to purchase food and other items for the bastard since he's always tagging along the mom.
The child is always around the mother making your time with her less, and your physical contact with her less. As Chocha Monger wrote, the male becomes second.
These little motherf*ckers are always crying, cock-blocking, and being pests.
Some ninos are cool while most are not!
In my opinion, females with children simply are not worth the trouble unless they delegate the rearing of the child to someone else and roam the streets single.
What is funny is that within the USA, females with 1 or more children know that nobody wants them and their baggage. These USA females are worse off than you mongers and take whatever d*ck comes their way. In Nicaragua, every female has a child by age 19 and when the Gringo arrives they expect / think that you want her and her baggage. And worse, Gringos date / marry the Chica Nica and her baggage and family. The only difference between Chicas Nicas and USA females is that USA females have a marketable skill to earn revenues while the Chica Nicas skill is prostitution! What do you think she'll do for her source of income while with you and after your relationship with her dissolves?
Another quick notation is that when and if you marry a Chica Nica with the expectations of taking her, and her ninos, to the USA think twice. The biological father has a voice in whether the children leave the country or not. The same holds true for USA children leaving the fruited plain. The biological father of the Ninos Nica has the family on his side; the Nica mentality of caballo (ie. Gringo); the Nicaraguan marriage contract; the church marriage contract; and other rights. The same holds true within the USA. Of course in the USA, for the father to have parental rights he must file a claim in Family Court for custody otherwise she can kidnap the child overseas and wait for extradition.)
Gringos, you aren't ready for Nicaragua. And you certainly weren't ready for the USA which is why you're a victim of females. To win with females you must be 100% a*shole: Chivalry, stop joking! Leave the work to some chump (ie. caballo) while you get the p*ssy!
Chocha Monger and others, please expound upon the benefits / risks of "playing" step-daddy. I know most of you are WIMPS and will not comment with personal experience which is why you're a caballo and the biological father thanks you for it as he impregnates another chica for you to pull caballo after your current relationship dissolves.
Finally, Meat Loaf has uploaded a photo.
Caballo: The Spanish word for horse is caballo.
Notice how the horse / caballo (ie. Gringo; the animal performing the work)
is the sole source of labour / effort / work as three (3) Chicos Nicas enjoy the ride. Observe how the sleigh or cart is full (ie. lleno) of luggage as the Chicos enjoy playful activities and banter. Pay attention to the damaged cart which is being led by the caballo.
You can see how all four legs of the caballo are in motion as he works to take the three (3) Chicos Nicas and their luggage to their desired destination.
You can see how the driver of the caballo keeps the reins in one hand while the other is free to wave at friends, family, and other bystanders. You may also notice the "modern" wardrobe worn by the passengers or entourage. And you can too notice how one passenger appears to be "jumping on-board" of the sleigh being led by the caballo as it travels to their desire location(s.)
This photo shows males, but females (ie. Chicas Nicas) may be substituted. Also available for substitution or addition are ninos (ie. her children), abuela (her mother), siblings, cousins, debt, enfermo (ie. illness), child support payments, marriage contract, divorce settlement, G8 citizenship, death benefits (ie. life insurance, Social Security, pensions) and other "lottery type" beneficios (ie. benefits; earnings; profits.)
Typically, the caballo is ridden / worked until literal death at which time a new caballo will be sought. As for the cart, it will be utilized until the wheels literally "fall off." Tire thread and sleigh construction are of non-importance for the caballo can pull any and all things that are attached to its back.
Common practice is to place cardboard / newspaper "blinders" lateral to the horse's eyes so they may focus in "tunnel like" manner. In homosapien romance the "tunnel vision" would be / is "quick and easy" access to p*ssy. Whereas, the blinders would be the "low cost" of Nicaraguan entrance and mantener (ie. financial support.)
Foreign caballos are sought after for the "better marble" of their genetics although any and every caballo is accepted including female, child(ren), the ill, and disabled.
This is caballo defined!
Photo Credit: Drdewman of "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
Chocha Monger
10-14-09, 00:11
If you were raised in the United States then you were bred to pull caballo. Mommy always told you that a man must take care of his woman and you believed her like a good little pony. It was your destiny to pull caballo and you never questioned it. So you started out letting your female classmates in kindergarten have your snacks when they begged for it. Time progressed and soon you were letting them "borrow" quarters. Good little caballo. "What a nice boy!" everyone said. Then you got to high school and you started dating. You paid for girlfriend's meals and movies. You were growing into a big strong caballo showing the potential of your good bloodline. When you got old enough to drink liquor you plied barflies with drinks. Eventually, you moved out on your own and got a live-in girlfriend or a wife and some kids. The promise of your caballo pedigree has been realized. Gringos make the best caballos. They're bred for it. They boast about how hard they can pull caballo. They are proud caballos. They're caballos de paso fino. Women all over the world know that the best breed of caballo is the Gringo. This breed has excellent pulling capacity and they're very trainable.
If you were raised in the United States then you were bred to pull caballo. Mommy always told you that a man must take care of his woman and you believed her like a good little pony. It was your destiny to pull caballo and you never questioned it. So you started out letting your female classmates in kindergarten have your snacks when they begged for it. Time progressed and soon you were letting them "borrow" quarters. Good little caballo. "What a nice boy!" everyone said. Then you got to high school and you started dating. You paid for girlfriend's meals and movies. You were growing into a big strong caballo showing the potential of your good bloodline. When you got old enough to drink liquor you plied barflies with drinks. Eventually, you moved out on your own and got a live-in girlfriend or a wife and some kids. The promise of your caballo pedigree has been realized. Gringos make the best caballos. They're bred for it. They boast about how hard they can pull caballo. They are proud caballos. They're caballos de paso fino. Women all over the world know that the best breed of caballo is the Gringo. This breed has excellent pulling capacity and they're very trainable.
In Nicaragua, since they have 0% independence, especially the females, when it comes to dating they must bring along a friend! Your expenses just tripled.
On Saturday, a female that I have weekly contact with asked me on a date. She asked me to take her out on the town in Managua. She asked me to take her and her friend out on the town in Managua. I replied that two (2) women at the same time is too much to handle, financially.
Chicas Nicas will bring along anyone and everyone they can when having a social outing and you, Gringo, are privi to pay for everyone's expenses including transportation to-and-from the encounter.
Chocha Monger, the enforcement of USA child support, marriage contract, and divorce settlement GUARANTEE that the Gringo will pull caballo for anyone who yields the reins.
Gringos: If you reside overseas, the only way to protect your labour-power from USA legislation is to dump / renounce / obtain new citizenship! Without this basic SURVIVAL skill, you are guaranteed to get enslaved / pull caballo for any and every chica worldwide. You are carne molida para hacer carne molida (ie. ground meat to make ground beef.) You are marca blanca (ie. target) for exploitation not only by the USA through citizenship, but by the citizens of the world. And USA citizenship offers little rewards beyond B1 / B2 visas (ie. green card; employee labour.) You will be financially exploited by the chica, via USA legislation, and by the USA, via occupational mandates for the next 18 - 25 years. Again, I'm Black USA so I understand the realities of "free / mandated labour" as was my role in slavery for 500 years. The new USA slave is the male USA citizen with offspring regardless of age or domicile.
I have repeatedly told you fellas' that a Gringo's only SURVIVAL skill and method of SURVIVAL is the (1) ATM card and (2) phone calls to G8 requesting Western Union transfers! Without the two above you cannot and will not SURVIVE and will be in a worse situation than the Nicaraguan.
Nicaraguans will never give you anything, including a helping hand! Why? 'Cause they cannot help themselves: Never have, Never will (ie. 7UP soda.) All of the regalos (ie. gifts), employment, etcetera will be returned with 0% reciprocity.
Without the Gringo-network, you will be abandoned, alone, and destitute! Hence, never give the Nicaraguan any of your occupational earnings, housing, transportation- anything. To SURVIVE you must be 100% SELFISH!
ATM Machine
I made a visit to the ATM machine to retrieve enough funds for three (3) weeks SURVIVAL. The ATM approved the requested amount; the ATM processed the requested amount; the ATM wheels began to turn; the ATM door that disburses the cash opened; and nothing came out. Instead, the ATM machine instructed me to take a receipt as evidence that no funds were disseminated. The screen on the ATM read, "This ATM is out of cash."
Investigating my bank account from the executive desk, I saw that the requested and approved amount from the ATM was debited from my account. The transaction was processed and approved. The funds were no longer in my account: The funds were not in my hands. Instead, the ATM machine gave me a receipt to serve as evidence that the machine processed a transaction while having 0% funding capacity within itself.
With receipt, "proof" in-hand, I went to the bank two (2) hours later.
I told the story to the (1) teller, (2) teller manager, and (3) branch manager.
The teller felt my pain. The teller manager verified with the corporate office that the receipt served as evidence of their "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility." The branch manager said that corporate needs to investigate the transaction. Surveillance tapes, machine error, time of transaction, etcetera must be performed- due diligence.
A transaction that should never have occurred (ie. the approval of the requested funding amount); the receipt should have served as evidence; cash money should have been disbursed to me from a teller; and this situation should have been resolved. Instead, I'm a victim of "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" and with 0% Nicaraguans to aide me: Gringo-circuit to the rescue!
Instead, the investigation of the "error" / Nicaragua Irresponsibility may and will take up to four (4) months as heard from other Gringo-victims of the Nicaraguan banking / ATM system.
So a cash transaction now has becomes an investigation of their "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility," my honesty, and a Visa International credit transaction which may take 3 - 30 days for processing.
"Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" is the culture. Why? Someone else always pulls caballo and therefore your (ie. Nicaraguan) actions have 0% outcome on the fruits you (ie. Nicaraguan) reap. Someone else will sow for your SURVIVAL. This makes (1) donations, (2) volunteer work, (3) "Good Hearted Gringos, (4) non-patron management, (5) marriage to a Nica, (6) not injected the chica with the birth control shot, (7) listening / believing their stories, and (8) and other positive actions of the Gringo futile.
With each day of residence in Nicaragua, I loose more-and-more respect. Nicaragua is nothing more than 100% expense; 0% assistance; 100% give me something for nothing; 0% responsibility; 100% Gringo caballo; 0% "quality conversation"; 100% challenge; 0% reward.
Why live here? Foolish, stubborn, "ghettoe fabulous," and a personal commitment to "Living the Dream." I truly feel sorry for those of you with real estate investments in Nicaragua for your retirement years. You and your paradigm are in for a "shock" for nothing more than the illusion of "cheap / inexpensive" cost of living. Nicaragua is not cheap: Nicaragua presents the illusion of being cheap! And Spanish fluency is required. Without fluency, you'll be pulling heavier cart or sleigh as the caballo. Truth be told: You'd be better off in a USA Caribbean Commonwealth (ie. Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Guam) or a bullsh*t USA market (ie. Gulf Coast, West Coast of Florida, USA-Mexican Border) than attempting to relocated / reside in Nicaragua.
Poor Dumb Sons-of-B*tches!
Chocha Monger
10-14-09, 10:37
In Nicaragua, since they have 0% independence, especially the females, when it comes to dating they must bring along a friend! Your expenses just tripled.
On Saturday, a female that I have weekly contact with asked me on a date. She asked me to take her out on the town in Managua. She asked me to take her and her friend out on the town in Managua. I replied that two (2) women at the same time is too much to handle, financially.
Chicas Nicas will bring along anyone and everyone they can when having a social outing and you, Gringo, are privi to pay for everyone's expenses including transportation to-and-from the encounter.
Chocha Monger, the enforcement of USA child support, marriage contract, and divorce settlement GUARANTEE that the Gringo will pull caballo for anyone who yields the reins.
Gringos: If you reside overseas, the only way to protect your labour-power from USA legislation is to dump / renounce / obtain new citizenship! Without this basic SURVIVAL skill, you are guaranteed to get enslaved / pull caballo for any and every chica worldwide. You are carne molida para hacer carne molida (ie. ground meat to make ground beef.) You are marca blanca (ie. target) for exploitation not only by the USA through citizenship, but by the citizens of the world. And USA citizenship offers little rewards beyond B1 / B2 visas (ie. green card; employee labour.)
There is still hope for a chosen few who will undergo the awakening. What is the awakening? The awakening is the process whereby a man becomes conscious and aware of his state of enslavement and rejects this paradigm. He then realizes that the most important thing in the world is generate income for his survival. The second realization is that pussy is bought and sold, traded like any other commodity. It is not something to be placed on a pedestal, worshiped and revered. Can you imagine worshiping a plate of pork bellies or a sack of soy beans? That would be silly, right? Yet guys throw their entire life earnings away on pussy (bacalao) promising to honor and obey it until death.
Like you I have spend many years educating the great unwashed masses of sex tourism on these basic tenets of truth and championing the rights of man. Now, like you I also wish to enjoy the benefits of non-profit incorporation. I wish to live big again, wear tailored clothing, go deep sea fishing and escape the trappings of USA living. So as winter approaches I will join the likes of That Asshole and other brothers who graced the great virtual halls of ISG.
Enough was enough!
As female of 23 years and delicious p*ssy visited my mansion. Impressed by the luxury, she inquired if I live alone. Yes, I live alone. Of course, she began to visualize herself and her clan living in the mansion as well. (I, Meat Loaf, live in this mansion as the yields of 23 years of labour, education, correct decisions, etcetera.) For any Chica Nica to think that they can / will gain access with a lacking of such personal investment is foolish. Then again, "bobos" or "sucker a*s Gringos" are / do reward vagadundas (ie. female bums) with the refugee program.
Using her bastard as the excuse for not being able to serve me p*ssy on a platter, I suggested that she bring the "rug rat" along and that he may sleep in a spare bedroom.
They arrived with more Samsonite than the store! She paid, US $2.50, for their transportation to the mansion.
Watching television on the sofa, the little motherf*cker was all over the "mom." I couldn't find a place on her body for myself due to his cock-blocking.
The nino wanted to watch cartoons all day, all night.
The nino had 0% conversation.
Before my eyes, I witnessed her parenting skills. I've never been "Captain Save-a-Hoe" or "Pro Mother" at the expense of fatherhood, like most males who are b*tches. The law of nature dictates that a mother's love is the best: The law of nature dictates that males f*ck as many women as possible, impregnating them along the way. So, if you / society / American Women want to use the "law of nature" argument, I'll shoot loads. If they want to use the "best fit" test, I'll rear the offspring and she can go make a baby with some other looser. I, Meat Loaf, don't give a f*ck. Of course, the USA and society will attempt to "punish" males financially for obeying the "law of nature," but 100% of nothing = nothing. Furthermore, females don't care about money except to fleece. Females want to f*ck and as "single-mother" they have limited options 'cause don't nobody want that Samsonite luggage.
While the mom and I slept in my California King Size Bed, the nino was crying out, "Momma, momma, momma." While I was knee-deep in the p*ssy, the nino was knocking at the door. While I was a victim to "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility," he yearned for fruits.
Not having been around children for at least four (4) years, I forgot how much I dislike ninos. Actually, I don't like ninos in my realm. If they are yours, that's cool as long as I don't have to deal with them. (I'm age 34.)
Some ninos are cool, but not worth my financial assistance.
Having had enough of the nino, who wasn't a bad child, I told them to hit the road.
Again, playing step-daddy is nothing more 100% expense for 0% of the reward. I didn't get the broad pregnant and do not know under what conditions she conceived. Nor am I working for his SURVIVAL just to maintain p*ssy access based upon paying for his SURVIVAL.
"Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" presented its head again by the girl not having US $2.50 to get back home with her nino. What? You traveled across the country with 0% money for food and 0% money to return home! Oh, so somebody else has to support you and take care of you. Baggage.
I instructed her to go outside and panhandle on the Calzada. "Pride" wouldn't allow her to. LOL. Instead, she called home to instruct someone to pawn a household item and bring the proceeds across the country to her so that she may return home. (What kind of logic is this?) Panhandling is a lot simpler and quicker. Loosing more and more respect for this "mom," I instructed a neighbor to give (ie. areglar), not loan, her US $2.50 to get back home. And never come back.
The amount of "Nicaraguan Irresponsibility" is enormous! And you, Gringo, are subject to it and exist within it. It affects you everyday, just what degree.
Step-Daddy: 50% of Chicas Nicas have a nino by age 19.
I am not "Trick Daddy," and I do not love the kids: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVxwMiDAKCs&feature=related
Yet guys throw their entire life earnings away on pussy (bacalao) promising to honor and obey it until death.
That is so true!
They volunteer for financial exploitation under USA legislation; romantic quarantine under divorce court law; etcetera for life...
promising "to honor and obey" the one-piece of p*ssy until death. And at anytime she can walk away with the kids further subordinating the male and his vision of family.
That sound stupid as hell!
P*ssy on a pedastal. And she won't swallow your load; and she won't give you anal; and she won't give you p*ssy 7 polvos per day; and she rations the p*ssy according to your financial accomplishments.
Fools' Gold!
SE Asia Joe
10-14-09, 20:48
Back in full stride huh?!
Good on ya Meat!!
SEAJ
just as white people living in the usa don't like the truth concerning racism and their racist practices, nicaraguans don't like the truth concerning their irresponsibility!
it was the gringo-network that aided me when the atm and nicaraguan irresponsibility made me a victim. i detailed years ago the need to know other gringos and that the community is small. i detailed how all gringos know each other and who comprises the gringo-network within nicaragua. your peers in north america are not your peers in nicaragua: most would be lucky to have meat loaf as their peer within the usa.
so, i was in the streets socializing due to electricity failure, again, during the north america business day. on the return to my mansion, i was accosted by some nicas claiming that i am pinche (ie. cheap; selfish.) yes, just what i needed!
a can of whoop-ass was opened-up upon the the nicaraguan mentality of wanting / asking for free sh*t (ie. regalos). a can was opened-up on their lack of assistance: when you need a nica they are nowhere to be found and that includes employees on payroll. a can was opened-up on their common excuses (1) enfermo (ie. illness), (2) food for the nino, (3) invite me and my friend(s), (4) invite me to something free and for nothing, (5) no tengo dinero (ie. i don't have any money), and the other everyday phrases they state which encompass conversation.
they / she didn't like hearing the truth especially since the above is her conversation and mindset. the fella understood 100%.
after watching her face turn from smiles-to-frowns, i departed. within 20-yards i was accosted by another nica who told me his "woe is me" story about being in jail for 29 days. as he sat on the park bench conversing, he asked me for a free hot dog. i told him that i too have a story and if he wanted to hear it. of course, he declined to hear "my financial problems."
truth is, nicaragua is 100% expense with 0% reward / profit / commerce and 100% of the local populace asking for free sh*t with 0% effort / activity / preparation.
the populace expects you the foreigner (ie. gringo) to come with a good heart and save them for the day, better yet forever. they exist with 0% concern for their future and daily survival beyond caballos. they live irresponsibly from birth, for generations, and wait for a "new sucker" to enter the land of lakes and volcanoes with gifts / monger / marriage / procreation and other free forms of compensation for 0% effort.
nicaragua is an abyss or sink-hole to the gringo! when will you visit / relocate?
Kapitan Kreme
10-14-09, 23:23
Meat Loaf King.
In the house!
Just as white people living in the USA don't like the truth concerning racism and their racist practices, Nicaraguans don't like the truth concerning their irresponsibility!
Chocha Monger
10-15-09, 04:17
Loaf,
Check out this story. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33300456/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001
Legal Tender
10-15-09, 07:16
Loaf,
Thanks for coming back. Does the "average" Nicaraguan have any reasonable reason for hope? Should they? And, on a different topic, your observations of the U.S. has given this mature southern white boy some real food for though. Thanks for that especially.
Loaf,
Thanks for coming back. Does the "average" Nicaraguan have any reasonable reason for hope? Should they? And, on a different topic, your observations of the U.S. has given this mature southern white boy some real food for though. Thanks for that especially.
Legal Tender,
I too am from the "Slave States" of the South, one (1) generation removed, with decades of "Good 'Ole Boy" exposure. Picking butter beans, smelling pulp, eating watermelon with salt, and getting "whippings" with "switches" by my "Nana" is how I spent my childhood summers. And learned / know how to SURVIVE within the system, but from the oppressed / preyed upon side of the fence. My family assumed / bought the slave plantation where we work, and others earned for generations.
Again, everyone in my family has possessed "professional" endeavors for three (3) generations dating back through the aparthied era (ie. 1860s - 1965) of the USA! We hold and maintain influence within political, commercial, and civic circles and many family members were tortured and killed voicing their right to Equal Access / Equal Opportunity / Civil Rights.
Getting killed is a reality! Having the courage, pride, and self-interest to take the bullet for your legacy is character. It is this character why I chose residency in Nicaragua: The population took 50,000 murders and 500,000 homeless to become a democracy during the 1970s, regardless of political affiliation. While most Latin American countries b*tch-and-moan, Nicaragua took the bullets. Again, political party is irrelevant. It's the character of the population just as Black USA took 500 years of "domestic terrorism."
Hope is not some hap-hazard illusion! Even faith has a foundation for which it is built: Religion and its attendance at church, school, readings, legislation is the foundation for which people have faith. Hope must be built upon a similar foundational construct.
Within my presidential Corporate America office I display the slave chains that brought my lineage to the USA from Africa. I can't erase the stain of slavery nor can I bleach my skin to assimilate as many, therefore I blatantly display / place it before your eyes.
You cannot sit on your a*s; make lifelong bad decisions for generations; and "hope" that you'll reach G8 lifestyle and income status!
I include racial observations in my postings because white USA would never discuss, research, indulge in its discussion, or acknowledge its existence. White USA does everything possible to run away from its reality and always has which is why I discuss it. Same old sh*t as performed throughout USA history.
Don't [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in the wind and tell me it's raining!
Furthermore, I'm 34 years of age, born 1974, and am the first (1rst) generation of Black USA with Civil Rights (ie. right to use federal facilities; right to attend public universities; right to participate in the country that my family members created.) So as the first (1rst) generation o Black USA with access to the fruits of my family's labour / wealth, I know the realities of the USA and white USA. Black USA arrived in the USA in 1492. After approximately 25 generations of Black USA, I can finally participate in the "Land of the Free and Home of the Brave."
The above paragraph is why I write about the racism and racist practices of the "fruited plain." Because I'm the first generation (1rst) with Equal Access / Civil Rights.
Do you understand this concept? After 500 years of the USA being the "greatest country" and all of the other media it touts, I, Black USA post-1965, am the first-generation (1rst) with "Equal Rights / Equal Access / Civil Rights." In contrast, you (ie. white person from Europe after WWI and WWII) were granted rights upon arrival and allowed / encouraged to reap the fruits of my / Black USA laboure. While you ran away from Europe, Black USA was in bondage in the USA. Welcome to my country.
As Black USA who had to endure / SURVIVE "domestic terrorism" in the world's richest and most powerful country at present and within the world's history, it took more than "hope" for us to gain "freedom" from the "perpetual bondage" shackels that were written into the USA constitution.
The above concept is what Michelle O'Bama was referring when she said, "for the first time in my adult life I am proud of my country." This means that the USA finally did what they say. We have 500 years of experience hearing "open to all," but not you.
Therefore, Nicaraguans that do not prepare for their present and future get 0% assistance from me! Nicaraguan families that continue to perpetuate teenage pregnancy get 0%. Nicaraguan families that allow their child(ren) to drop-out of school get 0%. Nicaraguan citizens that ask for a peso at all encounters get 0%. Any Nicaraguan that ask for something while performing 0% labour get 0%. In short, I don't give them sh*t!
The girls at least sell p*ssy while the guys scam / thief / lie for income. Taking a prostitute, full-time or part-time, into your home as a GF is stupid 'cause she's still in selling p*ssy mode.
Nicaragua is all about "give me, give me, give me!" The USA didn't give me the freedom and opportunities I possess: The USA did everything within their power to keep those opportunities from me. So when I see a Nicaraguan doing nothing, but expecting me to "pull caballo" I say: F*CK YOU!
(Meat Loaf desires to earn a Ph.D. in Latin American Studies, emphasis African Dispora (ie. Impact of the African Slave trade throughout the American Hemisphere), which requires him to research immigration patterns, fluency in three (3) languages, anti-African legislation, and other subjects. Of course, racial practices and politics will more than likely deny his university applications, but the self-education would have been realized void the USA-university credential. Mediocre grades don't help either. Capleton: "That Day Will Come" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em_b1MzMF8)
(And thanks to all who aided in Black USA finally gaining "Equal Access / Equal Opportunity" to fruits of our laboure / wealth.)
Age 23, year 1997, within the offices of Corporate America changed Meat Loaf forever!
As the top-producing trader at a major Chicago trading firm, I became a victim of / liberated from USA-racism.
Placing the largest trades, and reaping profits I acquired the envy of "white boys" who thought they should be entitled to performance-based success simply based upon skin color. For they thought having trading equity and "the dream" of being a trader equated to "birth-right" success. Were / are they wrong!
My childhood job was trading! My trading career dates back over 20 years! Pouring through S&P reports; Knight Ridder: Moore Research; Financial News Network at 5 a.m.; trading during high school; attending seminars; etcetera was my "birth right."
Dropping-out my sophomore year of the "honors program" at a major USA university, I assumed my role in professional endeavors. Aspirations of Wharton were sacrificed.
Within weeks, I assumed my role amongst the accomplished and successful.
Residing in the Gold Coast of Chicago; driving a Lotus Esprit S4 at age 21; drinking Moet and Cristal at discos; flying airplanes; driving at Fontana, California racetrack; visiting clients throughout North America; and never arriving short was Meat Loaf. For when I met clients I would take them under my wing and ease their racial concepts / prejudice as they wrote checks / drafted cashiers checks for US $25,000 minimums under Power-of-Attorney!
As I ascended the ladder many "non-producers" developed envy. As I traded Sao Paolo, London, Tokyo, and Chicago markets 24-hours, 6-days per week many held annymous. As I assumed "my birth-right," many began "hating."
How can this Black USA from the Chicago suburbs achieve such success? And it's legal.
On three (3) occasions I heard such statements. The first occasion was when a "flunky" earning US $7 per hour performing clerical functions made a comment. The other occasion was from a Skokie-resident who "blew-out" his uncle's US $75,000 in the S&P Pit within 6-months. And the third was from a ex-Merrill Lynch trader earning US $400,000 base. The racism came fast-and-furious!
Mr Clerical for US $7 per hour: I placed a transaction valuing US $ 4,000,000 and reaped a commission of US $15,000 for one (1) day's activity. He stated, "I can't believe Meat Loaf just made US $15,000 in one (1) day. And it's legal! (As if all income earned by Black USA is drug proceeds.)
S&P Washout: In the elevator of the exchange he confronted me. "You have two (2) choices: You can be a "nigger" or you can be a "sell out" like John Doe. He then followed me into the office during Asian trading hours (ie. 6 p.m. CST) and attempted to get physical. Of course, for SURVIVAL (ie. racism) I had to defuse the situation. I chose the nigger role as offered by him. Assuming my USA role: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LMrdcs4ucc
Merrill Lynch US $400,000: "Meat Loaf you're not Black USA, you earn too much money! You reside in the "Gold Coast of Chicago", drive a US $80,000 sports car, were reared in the affluent Chicago-suburbs, wear Oak Street clothing, and are a a frequent guest at the Oak Brook Polo Grounds. You work in both the New York and Chicago office at whim and have a second-apartment in New York. You're not Black USA, you are too successful.
What made these fast-and-furious racist actions sizzle was the fact that they were said amongst other Black USA employees of various ages who admired my talents and demeanor. For the burden of being the "racial spokesperson" was placed upon me as nothing more than a barrier / hinderance / weight.
Within days, I took a 6-month vacation to Puerto Rico where I began my research and study of USA-racism.
My rearing was in an environment void racism and its impact, although 80% white USA of affluence. For the preparation my parents and family instilled upon me came to be valuable after such experience(s.)
It's been twelve (12) years since and everything I view is through a racial paradigm, especially within the office.
For the "race card" is not one (1) specially designed tool, but the entire deck of card is a "race deck" comprising 52 cards plus 2 jokers. Playing the "USA Slavery" card is 1 / 54 of the entire deck.
Racism is not meant for "white USA" to worry about, but is meant to slow-down / delay / confuse / act as a lack-of-confidence against those it is perpetrated against. It may and will cost the victim years, decades, and possibly a lifetime in thought and battle while white USA continues to reap the fruits of Black USA slave labour.
500 years still is not enough of a "head start" for many.
ADMITION: I am extremely grateful for this experience for it has made me harder, colder, and more vicious in my endeavors. For I'm lethal in law, markets, international markets, romance, street actions, etcetera. Gracias.
For now I write legislation as a lobbyist; preside over an international financial corporation; speak three (3) languages; possess a MBA; and still "rip" profit in futures and options. Thanks so much, vagobundos (ie. loosers.)
Most and many are afraid / not prepared / not competitive and attempt to reduce the participation pool. How weak! And you think p*ssy wants you? LOL.
Chocha Monger
10-16-09, 00:05
meat loaf:
congratulations on your 25 hrs of step-daddy experience. the situation is sad for these single mothers but they choose their destiny. they opened their legs and accepted the polvos con gusto. the consequence of pregnancy was the last thing on their minds. pregnancy is the ultimate proof of motherhood. almost all women desire to produce this irrefutable evidence of mature and functional female organs. do you remember when you grew a ball-fro for the first time and discovered that you could actually bust a nut? why you felt head and shoulders above your peers. you finally achieved manhood and you’d never look at the female gender the same again. you played with your poor willy until it was sore. if the poor thing could speak it would have filed assault charges against you at the nearest police station. females didn’t look at you the same again because you had the power to impregnate. similarly when these girls ripen and undergo the rituals of womanhood they feel the need to produce evidence as such. mother, aunts, grandmothers and female friends all celebrate the girl becoming panzona. all females around the globe crave attention and nothing gets attention from other females like panzona and the resulting newborn. they speculate on the sex of the gestating child. when it is finally born the new mother takes the baby around the barrio. all the women crowd around to admire and coo at the baby like hens drawn to rep001tered corn. (que lindo ese bebe!)
the child is simply a victim of the mother’s need for attention and her irresponsibility. the step-child tried to interrupt your polvo con mamma because the child knows. yes, he knows! he might not understand but instinct tells him that the strange man locked up in the room with mamma might impregnate her. for the nene impregnation means having to share scarce resources with a sibling; less attention from mamma; if the stranger supports the new rival it means second class existence for nene #1. the strange man might impose rules and discipline ending his unrestricted freedoms under mama’s liberal rule. of course, he regards you with suspicion. and he should with good reason. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cnexiwjwa&feature=playlist&p=6b77fdf7bfa8f39a&index=1
“do you like children?” mama asks. she is just making sure that you’re not like that lion there to claim the pussy with no intention of playing step-daddy. she knows. the child(ren) know. they know the ways of the jungle! her question to you is nothing more than due diligence. it is not in your interest to stick around and pull caballo for the offspring of a strange man who will later reap the benefits of support from those grown children. like they say blood is thicker than water. the best that mama can hope for is that you will lay some cash on her for allowing you to stretch out the pussy, and that you’ll tolerate the nene in the meanwhile.
Chocha Monger
10-16-09, 00:28
La. justice of the peace cites concerns about any children couple might have
Associated Press
HAMMOND, La. - A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have.
Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.
Neither Bardwell nor the couple immediately returned phone calls from The Associated Press. But Bardwell told the Daily Star of Hammond that he was not a racist.
"I do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house," Bardwell said. "My main concern is for the children."
‘I feel the children will later suffer’
Bardwell said he has discussed the topic with blacks and whites, along with witnessing some interracial marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of black society does not readily accept offspring of such relationships, and neither does white society, he said.
"I don't do interracial marriages because I don't want to put children in a situation they didn't bring on themselves," Bardwell said. "In my heart, I feel the children will later suffer."
If he does an interracial marriage for one couple, he must do the same for all, he said.
"I try to treat everyone equally," he said.
Thirty-year-old Beth Humphrey and 32-year-old Terence McKay, both of Hammond, say they will consult the U.S. Justice Department about filing a discrimination complaint.
Humphrey told the newspaper she called Bardwell on Oct. 6 to inquire about getting a marriage license signed. She says Bardwell's wife told her that Bardwell will not sign marriage licenses for interracial couples.
"It is really astonishing and disappointing to see this come up in 2009," said American Civil Liberties Union of Louisiana attorney Katie Schwartzman. "The Supreme Court ruled as far back as 1963 that the government cannot tell people who they can and cannot marry."
‘He knew he was breaking the law’
The ACLU was preparing a letter for the Louisiana Supreme Court, which oversees the state justices of the peace, asking them to investigate Bardwell and see if they can remove him from office, Schwartzman said.
"He knew he was breaking the law, but continued to do it," Schwartzman said.
According to the clerk of court's office, application for a marriage license must be made three days before the ceremony because there is a 72-hour waiting period. The applicants are asked if they have previously been married. If so, they must show how the marriage ended, such as divorce.
Other than that, all they need is a birth certificate and Social Security card.
The license fee is $35, and the license must be signed by a Louisiana minister, justice of the peace or judge. The original is returned to the clerk's office.
The situation is sad for these single mothers but they choose their destiny. They opened their legs and accepted the polvos con gusto.
The best that mama can hope for is that you will lay some cash on her for allowing you to stretch out the pussy, and that you’ll tolerate the nene in the meanwhile.
The step-child tried to interrupt your polvo con mamma because the child knows. Yes, he knows! He might not understand but instinct tells him that the strange man locked up in the room with mamma might impregnate her.
So true: "Single-motherhood" is the destiny they chose and I don't give a f*ck! I am not hearing that bullsh*t about the (1) guy left me, (2) the guy cheated on me, (3) the guy abused me, and (4) etcetera.
I also don't believe in the notion of child support. I believe in the notion of child custody and the person with custody pays for the expenses. This default custody based upon gender gets no traction. And then the "Kaptain Save-a-Hoes" step-in and say the above male-exploitation is needed due to male irresponsibility. And the child support stream for 18 - 25 years from the default custody gets no traction.
It seems to me that if a female can get pregnant and she's the one to rear the child then she should take contraception seriously. If she's gonna' be f*cking then she should be on birth control before she spreads her legs. This would be responsible.
In fact, child support serves two (2) purposes: (1) it alleviates the responsibility or irresponsiblity of the female for when she spread her legs and (2) it helps to enslave the male for USA-laboure. As a bonus, it helps to scare the male from further reproduction due to the expense: USA is about population control. If we need more citizens they will be imported from Eastern Europe. Which is what will happen 'cause the USA is not going to let Mexicans become become the majority or Black & Brown skin tones. Can you imagine the USA looking like South Africa? Of course not, the USA will simply import some cousins from Eastern Europe.
True, the best she can hope for is a few pesos / dollars / euros / loonies while the male tolerates her bastards. And I aint trying to give her anything.
I don't want to hear about the nino.
And I don't particularly find motherhood anything beautiful or special. Maybe if it's my offspring, with 100% guarantee, within her womb. Maybe if I was guaranteed custody and fatherhood but that is not the case.
In fact, unless the father becomes a son-of-a-b*tch and takes the mom to family court; takes the child; and rears the child within his home, his vision of fatherhood will never be realized. Instead, the child will be a clone of the mother as the expense of the father for 18 - 25 years. Of course, all females will find you to be a bad guy for stealing their baby or "show and tell" item.
Children do know. For some reason male children always say, "that's my mommy, she's my mommy" as they climb all over her.
That's what I don't understand about these Gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: The same looser a*s b*tches in Latin America are available in the USA. The only difference is the Latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the USA looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) I guess the true reason Gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. Yes, they want Black & Brown girls! They can't or are afraid to infiltrate the Black & Brown USA ghettoes for their sweetie. The fear the social consequences of dating a Black & Brown girl within the USA. Instead, they go to Latin America where they think it's better and nobody will know. Wrong: It's 100% worse in Latin America and those frequent trips / vacations to Latin America is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
Nicaraguan girls will tell you that they just got the injection shot yesterday and therefore it's cool if you bust "raw dogg" nutts into their vicho (ie. vagina.)
(The injection shot must be administered on the last day of their period, not whenever they want.)
This is a lie: Do not believe this lie for they are attempting to trap you!
Sure, it's real possible that she paid C $70 / US $3.50 of her money for the birth control shot. Wrong: Lie. She never has any money. Someone is always ill within the household. They needed to buy food. And other "fables" of why she does not / did not / will not spend the C $70 for the injection shot.
She did not and will not spend her limited funds on the birth control shot! FACT.
It doesn't matter that she already has 1 - 3 ninos by at least one (1) guy. It doesn't matter that she can barely SURVIVE. It doesn't matter if she gets pregnant. She doesn't care.
Why doesn't she care about getting pregnant when she can barely SURVIVE already? 'Cause she expects you (ie. male; father) to have emotions and financial support the new child (ie. all of her children, her, her mother, her siblings, etcetera.)
Why doesn't she care about getting pregnant? 'Cause it doesn't matter and will not change her everyday SURVIVAL. Some other caballo already supports her anyway. Who the caballo is is irrelevant.
I've detailed in posts prior that Chicas Nicas don't give a f*ck about getting pregnant. And with USA child support laws and the USA embassy working on their-side to have you, USA male citizen assume your responsibility, she will earn a 18 - 25 year payment stream.
If you cannot win in Family Court within the USA for child custody, what do you think will happen in Nicaraguan Family Court. Therefore, you will be the caballo in the USA and never have access to the child except when you visit Nicaragua. And those visits will require you bringing more money and gifts to her household.
Those USA child support laws are enforced by all three USA federal branches (ie. executive, legislative, administrative) and the USA military!
So, when she says it's cool to bust "raw dogg" nutts inside of her, she would love to get pregnant. She expects you to have emotions and love for the nino. And if she's smart she'll go to the USA embassy where they will take care of it for her.
Nicaraguan Irresponsibility.
Fact: In Nicaragua you need someone to possess the residence at all times when you are not present. You cannot leave a house unattended for someone, a stranger, will move in. Therefore, you need a cuidador (ie. housekeeper.)
If you invite a Chica Nica to move into your home, regardless of rental or ownership, she will not move out! She will attempt to move other family members into the home. Even if the other family members do not move into the home, she will consider that her home.
When it's time for her to move-out she will not! She is not going anywhere once you allow her to move into your home. And this is especially true if she has clothing in the closet.
Performing domestic violence in an attempt to evict her will only have you paying police extortion and her extortion fees too.
The police will not come to the house to evict her. And if they did they will charge police extortion and her extortion fees.
You have volunteered to be held hostage when you invite a Chica Nica into your home. This is true for guests too.
The more clothing and ninos she has within your home means that you will pay more extortion fees.
And if she has a baby with you, then the police, neighbors, and society will "mob violence" you to move-out of your own home. The will attempt to intimidate you through mob violence and police to pull caballo within the home or to move into a new home by yourself. You can't kick her out of the house with your nino: el nino is the secret Nicaraguan weapon for everything.
In true Chica Nica fashion, she may call the police to come aide her in the extortion.
To protect yourself, you must get the Chica Nica to sign a contract acknowledging that she is a guest and not tenant. For then you can throw the b*tch onto the street at will. Otherwise you will get extorted.
US $500 & Microwave Oven: The last Gringo-Chica Nica extortion I heard cost the Gringo US $500 and a microwave oven. He had to starve her out of the house: He did not buy any groceries and therefore she had nothing to eat. He also didn't pay the electricity bill and the lights got cut off. This took about 4 weeks. During this time the Gringo had to move-in with Gringo friends. Finally she left, but not after he had to pay her the US $500 and the microwave oven.
With the global crisis crushing G8 and the other 216 countries of the world, Nicaragua is feeling it!
With Europe and North America keeping humanitarian aide from Nicaragua based upon the elections of 2008, Nicaragua is feeling it!
With the situation in Honduras still lingering after three (3) months, Nicaragua is cognizant of yesteryear.
Throughout the entire country administrators have increased multas (ie. fines), publicity, and rhetoric.
As is the case in Managua, Granada has political graffiti on every block.
Chocha Monger
10-18-09, 01:42
that's what i don't understand about these gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: the same looser a*s b*tches in latin america are available in the usa. the only difference is the latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the usa looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) i guess the true reason gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. yes, they want black & brown girls! they can't or are afraid to infiltrate the black & brown usa ghettoes for their sweetie. the fear the social consequences of dating a black & brown girl within the usa. instead, they go to latin america where they think it's better and nobody will know. wrong: it's 100% worse in latin america and those frequent trips / vacations to latin america is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
meat loaf:
gringos love sniffing, fingering, sucking, fucking that chocolate and cinnamon pussy with 100% anonymity! they spread the two halves of that dark lipped hairy oyster in search of that wet pearlescent moist pink flesh. they crave that dark pussy like crack a addict anticipating his next fix. like all addicts they try to maintain an air of respectability at home. now, you don’t really expect gringos to sneak into the ghetto for that brown sugar the way great grand pappy snuck into the barn when madam was asleep do you? of course, back then there really weren’t any consequences to speak of as such. if great grand mammy saw some yeller looking children running around on the plantation great grand pappy just explained that he was breeding mulattoes because they brought a higher price. there wasn’t any of that going south of the border shit. any gringo worth his salt had a stable of colored hoes.
today it’s an entirely different story. brown sugar loving gringos can expect very real consequences if their peers found out about their chocolate and cinnamon indulgences. in latin america the maids servicing the gringo housing facilities often found pictures of the gringos’ latina lovers in the trash cans at the end of the gringos’ stay. the word soon got around town that letting gringos take revealing photos wasn’t a very good idea. you see the gringos had to discard all evidence of their brown pussy adventures before returning home to u.s. society. they didn’t even bother to tear up the photos and they landed in the hands of the local maids who passed them around. eventually someone who recognized the girl in the photo would bring the gossip back to the barrio. mr. gringo would be long gone by then leaving the girl to face her shame alone.
i know one gringo who brought his brown girl home to the u.s. he ended up having to pull a gun dirty harry style on his parents to protect her. most gringos are not that brave though. i know another young gringo from houston, texas who had a taste for dark meat from his teens. his mother was a “good southern lady” so she was appalled at junior’s appetites, so much so that she sent him for therapy. of course, it didn’t cure his addiction. he just crept around the black and hispanic neighborhoods in secret. one redneck cop told me that if he saw a white guy coming out of one of the aforementioned neighborhoods he pulled him over. he said there are only two reasons why white guys went into those areas and they were drugs and pussy.
sure there are tons of latinas wanting to give that pussy to a gringo but there aren’t many takers though. why? it’s the lack of 100% anonymity and deniability. he can’t take her to his friend’s house or corporate socials without a heck of a lot of explaining. it might mean the lost of his golden handcuffs. plus he doesn't want to condemn his offspring to a life of hardship and second class citizenship. it’s much better to keep that shit abroad. can you blame him?
Oh Ya Papi
10-18-09, 04:03
meatloaf you are the best.
one of my favorite posters and your are super smart and i love the" pullin caballo " metaphor, but this post was rediculas.
we travel, not for marrage nor girlfriends, but for p4p, semi pros, party, good times. because of the sex prison. this is visit not residency. i don't want thier probs and i do not sponser, ever. my money is all mine. this does not exist in usa on this scale for this price. i love all women, and as we all know americanas are the fatest and america sux compared to colombia, thai, p. i., peru, argentina, cambodia, etc. etc. skin color? what russia, amsterdam is hella far away and not as good. and again there are white latinas.
also, choca monger, what?
that is completely false. i live in the southwest usa, numerous cities and there are mass latinos here. there is absolutley no shame in lusting for latinas! i love the culture of ticos and others and in many countries they are very pure spainish blood and are white, whiter than me, pure spanish no indigineous blood mix. anonymity? thats rediculas! for me and everyone i know, in fact i think higher of latinas than whites. personally prefer asians, and latinas. i aslo find black from many other countries way more pleasent than aa women. in other posts there are extensive convos about males dating lower, outside their own class, but not women. man i don't know where your from, or any of that crazy logic, but i sense a sublime resentment, bitterness
p. s. your both gringos, negros is a form of gringo, as farang is any foreigner also
peace and nothing personal, keep up the great insite meat loaf! out
originally posted by meat loaf
that's what i don't understand about these gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: the same looser a*s b*tches in latin america are available in the usa. the only difference is the latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the usa looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) i guess the true reason gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. yes, they want black & brown girls! they can't or are afraid to infiltrate the black & brown usa ghettoes for their sweetie. the fear the social consequences of dating a black & brown girl within the usa. instead, they go to latin america where they think it's better and nobody will know. wrong: it's 100% worse in latin america and those frequent trips / vacations to latin america is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
meat loaf:
gringos love sniffing, fingering, sucking, fucking that chocolate and cinnamon pussy with 100% anonymity! they spread the two halves of that dark lipped hairy oyster in search of that wet pearlescent moist pink flesh. they crave that dark pussy like crack a addict anticipating his next fix. like all addicts they try to maintain an air of respectability at home. now, you don’t really expect gringos to sneak into the ghetto for that brown sugar the way great grand pappy snuck into the barn when madam was asleep do you? of course, back then there really weren’t any consequences to speak of as such. if great grand mammy saw some yeller looking children running around on the plantation great grand pappy just explained that he was breeding mulattoes because they brought a higher price. there wasn’t any of that going south of the border shit. any gringo worth his salt had a stable of colored hoes.
today it’s an entirely different story. brown sugar loving gringos can expect very real consequences if their peers found out about their chocolate and cinnamon indulgences. in latin america the maids servicing the gringo housing facilities often found pictures of the gringos’ latina lovers in the trash cans at the end of the gringos’ stay. the word soon got around town that letting gringos take revealing photos wasn’t a very good idea. you see the gringos had to discard all evidence of their brown pussy adventures before returning home to u.s. society. they didn’t even bother to tear up the photos and they landed in the hands of the local maids who passed them around. eventually someone who recognized the girl in the photo would bring the gossip back to the barrio. mr. gringo would be long gone by then leaving the girl to face her shame alone.
i know one gringo who brought his brown girl home to the u.s. he ended up having to pull a gun dirty harry style on his parents to protect her. most gringos are not that brave though. i know another young gringo from houston, texas who had a taste for dark meat from his teens. his mother was a “good southern lady” so she was appalled at junior’s appetites, so much so that she sent him for therapy. of course, it didn’t cure his addiction. he just crept around the black and hispanic neighborhoods in secret. one redneck cop told me that if he saw a white guy coming out of one of the aforementioned neighborhoods he pulled him over. he said there are only two reasons why white guys went into those areas and they were drugs and pussy.
sure there are tons of latinas wanting to give that pussy to a gringo but there aren’t many takers though. why? it’s the lack of 100% anonymity and deniability. he can’t take her to his friend’s house or corporate socials without a heck of a lot of explaining. it might mean the lost of his golden handcuffs. plus he doesn't want to condemn his offspring to a life of hardship and second class citizenship. it’s much better to keep that shit abroad. can you blame him?
Latina Passion
10-18-09, 14:40
Originally Posted by Meat Loaf
That's what I don't understand about these Gringos traveling the world for p*ssy: The same looser a*s b*tches in Latin America are available in the USA. The only difference is the Latinas tell you more lies and bring along more baggage versus the USA looser b*tches (ie. single moms.) I guess the true reason Gringo's travel the globe in search of p*ssy is for the skin color. Yes, they want Black & Brown girls! They can't or are afraid to infiltrate the Black & Brown USA ghettoes for their sweetie. The fear the social consequences of dating a Black & Brown girl within the USA. Instead, they go to Latin America where they think it's better and nobody will know. Wrong: It's 100% worse in Latin America and those frequent trips / vacations to Latin America is not proper preparation and not compatible to day-in, day-out residency.
I think it is part of our basic instinct to explorer and conquer new territory.
Speaking for myself and the crew that I travel with ( middle class black guy's from their mid 30's to mid 40's) we role merely for the adrenaline rush and bragging rights! For most of us there is nothing like visiting a new land and tasting some of it's fruit that is has to offer, and of course for us their is no stigma attached to eating brown fruit or sucking on black fruit, hell for that matter even yellow fruit.
For the other members here I have met a few (white ones) and for the most part I would say that the same is true for them, at least the ones that I have had the pleasure of meeting!
One point that Loaf mentioned is how they (Gringos) are willing to search the barrios & favelas of Latin America in search of the sweetest fruit, for fear of being outted in the States. I live in Los Angeles, and the Latinas here are as different as night and day from the rest of Latin America! Hell I even view Mexico as being entirely different from the rest of Latin America, their attitude, the women and the flavor of the country in my opinion are entirely different then the rest of Latin America.
Why not search in the hoods of the U.S.? Again I live in L.A. and I have been fortunate enough to have traveled to some of the worse barrios, favelas and shit holes in South East Asia. Every time I feel a need to venture, to one of these hoods the locals tell me. Mr. Passion your crazy, but let me tell you their hoods can't hold a fucking candle to the likes of Pomona, CA, East Los Angeles, South Central L.A. D.C. etc!
So in my opinion, I would much rather go hood rat chasing in a Latin American barrio as opposed to chasing them in L.A.
The other thing is I'm 47 and have been heading down South for about 7 years now, and every time I have gone there I have always had a women from 10 to 15 years my junior hit on me, even when I have been at a club with my normal middle class chica.
Trust me I am not a boo, boo the fool, and for the most part I do realize it is for that magic carpet ride back to the States, but you know what I will take it. Now tell me where are you going to find that shit in the States, at my age or hell even for most gringos half my age?
as detailed in prior meat loaf posts, many a "hustler," "duck-and-diver," and "scamster" pass through the "friendly gringo confines." with nicaragua not requiring any visa stamp from the majority of the world's countries, any and everyone can enter. convicted criminals, those waiting for indictment, those with warrants and others are / may be amongst your peers. therefore, unless you are an "upstanding" person like myself, meat loaf, with verifiable proof of your nicaraguan-purpose, then you may be hearing and believing fables.
within gringo communities on foreign lands is a fellow trust of your countryman or native-english speaker. this trust allows everyone to survive, develop friendships, and conduct commerce or exploitation. those of ill-refute may seize this trust while others perform risk management measures as to not become a victim.
to survive nicaragua involves both chica nicas and gringo-peers!
put it on the tab
the foundation of the "jersey shuffle" is good conversation, a pretty smile, and touts of prior commercial success. also, establishing rapport with management upon entrance into an establishment helps instill fellow-gringo trust and confidence. as such, request the opening of a "tab" from management. this should be done while consuming adult beverages, food, and conversation with management for it allows management to become emotionally invested into the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle."
a professional "jersey shuffle" involves this format being performed at 5 - 10 different establishments.
pen & tab
a professional "jersey shuffle" is when you drink big, smoke big, and converse big. confident practicioners of the "jersey shuffle" may also eat big. easy flowing conversation, an attractive smile, and great companionship with a fellow-gringo is all that is required.
when it's time for you to leave the location, but only after getting intoxicated, you instruct the wait staff to bring you a pen and the tab. the wait staff may state that only cash is accepted so a "jersey shuffle" will provide the wait staff with no other option but the "pen & tab." "it's only us $ x / c$ x in value which is nothing" are the words you use or you may use the words that you didn't know "tabs" were not granted at said location. therefore, they may accept your "pen & tab" compensation or nothing.
this is a professional practicioner of the "jersey shuffle."
us $100 bill
invite fellow-gringos that you have befriended to a steak restaurant for dinner. always talk big about prior commercial success in your native land. when ordering your meal do not penny-pinch: when ordering your meal include appetizers, adult beverages, filet mignon and lobster, to be savored with desert. approximate value for such meal is c$ 700. for posterity, encourage your party not to spare expense in their meal selection. this also serves as a financial obligation for those in the party.
when the bill arrives you "jersey shuffle." you look into your wallet and present a us $100. nobody in nicaragua accepts the us $100 bill, except the bank(s.) why not? fear of counterfeit and that's too much cash-on-hand, c$ 2,000. therefore, your party must pay for the bill using their cordobas or us $20 bills.
you comfort and console your party by the possession of a us $100 for which other gringos know equates to c$ 2,000. they instill confidence and trust into a fellow-gringo. the words you use for further comfortability are that you will "make change" upon exiting the location, but of course nobody accepts the us $100 bill.
this is planning and foresight of an experienced "jersey shuffle."
the phone call
accompanied by fellow-gringos or alone, a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" can / will drink big, eat big, and smoke big. upon completion of the beverages and food, a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" will receive a cellular phone call. this allows the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" to go outside or away from the restaurant / bar to converse while the consumed products remain on the table.
eventually, the wait staff and accompanying party of fellow-gringos realize that the practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" has left the establishment with the remaining party members sitting at the table with empty bottles and plates of food. it is then when the fellow-gringos realize the "jersey shuffle" just happened and they are liable for the bill.
this is classic "jersey shuffle."
costa rica, nicaragua, & worldwide gringo communities
a practicioner of the "jersey shuffle" will begin to burn bridges among fellow-gringos, but personality allows its continued practice. prior victims of the "jersey shuffle" gain awareness, but still maintain association. "shame on you the first-time; shame on me the second-time."
a "duck-and-diver" / "jersey shuffle" requires moving from town-to-town and country-to-country in a gypsy-like manner.
performing the aforementioned "jersey shuffle" may enable its practicioner to live big throughout the world simply by "jersey shuffling" upon fellow-gringos in foreign lands.
the jersey shuffle!
Meatloaf you are the best.
One of my favorite posters and your are super smart and I love the" pullin caballo " metaphor, but this post was rediculas.
We travel, not for marrage nor girlfriends, but for P4P, semi pros, party, good times. Because of the sex prison. This is visit not residency. I don't want thier probs and I do not sponser, ever. My money is all mine. This does not exist in USA on this scale for this price. I love all women, and as we all know americanas are the fatest and america sux compared to Colombia, thai, P. I., Peru, Argentina, Cambodia, etc. Etc. Skin color? What russia, amsterdam is hella far away and not as good. And again there are white latinas.
Also, Choca monger, what?
That is completely false. I live in the southwest USA, numerous cities and there are mass latinos here. There is absolutley no shame in lusting for latinas! I love the culture of ticos and others and in many countries they are very pure spainish blood and are white, whiter than me, pure spanish no indigineous blood mix. Anonymity? Thats rediculas! For me and everyone I know, in fact I think higher of latinas than whites. Personally prefer asians, and latinas. I aslo find black from many other countries way more pleasent than AA women. In other posts there are extensive convos about males dating lower, outside their own class, but not women. Man I don't Know where your from, or any of that crazy logic, but I sense a sublime resentment, bitterness
P. S. Your both gringos, negros is a form of gringo, as farang is any foreigner also
Peace and nothing personal, keep up the great insite meat loaf! Out
Compliments appreciated Larenzo!
Yes, I too am a Gringo although nobody every calls or classifies me as a Gringo: Being a Gringo is based upon being reared American and not skin color. Bruce Springsteen, "The Boss": "Born in the USA, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhRBH8VZ7uo
Far too many Gringos travel for marriage, inter-continental girlfriends, and anonymity.
The USA is not "sex prison." The USA is great for sex. Look at adult friend finder, dating websites, porno, strip clubs, Mardi Gras, swingers, massage parlors, 50% divorce rate on first-marriage, etcetera. You may need to increase your income to increase your budget for USA P4P. Elliot Spitzer was spending US $80,000 per annum, but played the game incorrectly.
The USA offers great p*ssy, but most guys are playing the game incorrectly. You guys are playing that boyfriend-girlfriend, marriage, co-habitation, and other 1-on-1 relationship nonsense. Wrong? Instead you should be playing the "mack daddy" role where you are juggling 3 -5 women at all times, just as they are juggling 1 - 3 males. Get a married lady, a stripper, and two other girlfriends: This volume will keep you busy and empty of jizz.
Travel is fun. P4P can be fun in P4P locales, but the same / better hoes are in the USA.
Within the USA, I have never had a problem meeting a stripper in the club and putting her in my USA house. It all depends on how much she needs to SURVIVE. Therefore, strippers that want high incomes, I do not date. This was never a problem for me in USA and major USA markets to boot. Remember that most USA strippers don't make any money and like all sex workers they enter the business as a last financial resort. Hunt for rookies.
Chocha Monger is correct about men dating down the social and economic ladder. This is academic fact and accepted.
Chocha Monger is also correct about anonymity. Want proof? How many ISG lurkers exist?
Larenzo, I too know the Southwest USA, but every city is different. Panhandle and West Texas is one mentality versus El Paso, Texas, ABQ, or Tuscon, Arizona. Latina Lust: Is she a "border jumper" or USA-born and for how many generations. Does she have a Spanish-accent? Does she try and "act white"? Does she have gold or silver teeth? A lot of social parameters are involved on whether your "Latin Lust" will be acceptable or executed in the dark. It's complicated!
Thanks for your input on the subject Larenzo!
Russia, Poland, Prague, and other "white countries" are great for P4P. Those poor hoes want a caballo too.
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