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I will beginning a new theme or series of postings called, "Classic Bobo."
"Classic Bobo" will detail the foolishness, dumbness, caballo desire, and other guaranteed failing practices of Gringos in / when entering Nicaragua.
"Classic Bobo" is meant to show how Gringos are not prepared for victory in Nicaragua and what they do that makes / will make them carne molida.
"Classic Bobo" can and should be used as case studies as to prevent committing the same mistakes as the baboso (ie. fool).
Después de jalar caballo terminó descuartizado.
Good example.
Typical Gringo in Nicaragua:
1. Religion / non-profit volunteer. (This is their "hook".)
2. Molesting impoverished females.
3. Getting them pregnant or dangling marriage and the refugee plan.
4. 50 - 70 years of age, white, and retired.
5. None or limited Spanish-speaking skills.
6. Adulterous activity in their native-country.
Gringos, don't have a good reputation thanks to their motives and predecessors.
meat loaf posts simply explain what type of person is able to live / survive nicaragua.
i use international sex guide as a reference as to what countries and cities i may choose to relocate. i am not a 7-day visitor / tourist in any city / country. i live there / here.
prime example: i will be relocating to brazil in 2010 to live in the favelas: posters in brazil have a few good threads, but demographically they talk about p4p and residing in tourist areas. that is not meat loaf nor his demographic. some of us want to experience life as "local" or comparable to where we / they currently reside in g8. therefore i choose to reside amongst our peers, both segregated and integrated. for, i, meat loaf, "won" at the g8 game and can traverse all strati.
favelas / african - brazilian segregation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zctdfysuhg&feature=channel
as of yet, i have found no poster on the brazilian thread to give me the insight as to my playing ground for p*ssy. in contrast, i've given everyone, regardless of demographic, an in-depth tour / 4-year experience of nicaragua on all social strati.
as such, meat loaf posts detail what it is like living in nicaragua. what is required to live in nicaragua.
in contrast, other posters on other threads globally write dribble that does nothing to inform isg senior members beyond the price for some "community p*ssy." understand, renting some prostitute p*ssy is no accomplishment and can be achieved in g8 with a phone call so to travel the world for such activity is "bobo."
of course, p*ssy is purpose of international sex guide, but to reap the rewards of p*ssy requires residence and meat loaf posts detail the life of a ex-pat resident.
i am not wealthy: i have to go to work everyday just as you do and all of those in g8. i simply detail how the life of one who earns g8 money can be. additionally, i attempt to portray the various strati of nicaraguan society for those that may choose to accept the challenge of nicaraguan survival and not just read / fantasize about p4p prices globally.
macho? negra (ie. negative). this is a community service: i won / win / and will continue to win because i adapt to the environment just as i adapted very well to the g8 game and that of the usa. and if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd world game, you will forever be carne molida.
ml - my take on you is that you are more of an adventurer who likes to experience the true reality of a country by experiencing its people ( the poor ) and pussy is just a secondary experience.
i admire and envy your lack of fear as a black usa. i've always wanted to see the real south america because it is a rarely spoken part of the black diaspora. but i understand the realities of 3rd world living (as you have well explained), i don't yet master spanish well enough, have zero portuguese and i'm still on the g8 treadmill scared of falling off. so i'll have to live those experiences vicariously through you for now. lol.
i think your experiences might make a great niche travel book someday from a black usa point of view.
i have a couple more questions:
1. i assume you also speak portuguese if you are going to live in a favela
2. will your favela abode include bodyguard, maid, etc or will you be w/o net.
3. i assume you will again be on g8 assignment in brazil
4. are you an interacial / black / or brown / black usa (i apologize for this question)
true 'dat, i am an explorer / adventurer, but the people (ie. the poor; oppressed of africa & the american hemsiphere) are those i yearn to co-exist for they are my people (ie. african slave descendants).
all because i was reared with moderate privilege does not negate their daily suffering and oppression.
i, meat loaf, am on the carretera / highway back to africa with g8 knowledge / talent / accomplishments / means / and opportunity to uplift my peoples. just as other leaders of black liberation came to the usa, i am going to the homeland.
dennis brown, "africa": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5qxtcohox0&feature=related
meat loaf left the plantation! although, the oppressor does not want any of their subjects to gain freedom, my lifelong preparation, quest, and objective was to gain freedom from the plantation for which i and my offspring were destined to exist in perpetuity via the usa constitution.
1. yes, i learned spanish decades ago and portuguese a decade ago! i speak the three (3) languages of my american hemisphere enslaved peoples and therefore can communicate. on the slave ships, they compiled africans of different languages as to prevent communication.
i live african dispora every second of the day! yet, i love everyone.
2. whenever you move into a new ghettoe, always spend time in the streets and on the corners. you should spend the majority of your time here 'cause as an african, they will send you to where you belong- segregation either on the street / neighborhood or prison system. you need to assimilate with your people. (the same holds true no matter where you are 'cause your place is the prison system.) you also need to learn the value of a "dollar", the police techniques, the vocabulary, the culture, the "code of the street", and the people. you cannot learn this in the corporate office / ivory tower.
africans, your place is bondage either by legislation, shackles-and-chains, or economic. hence, you must be comfortable in the oppression for which you are destined and never loose thought nor concern for those that still reside under the boot of oppression.
dennis brown, "slave driver": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww_btvwi4a0
money / profits are made from the street-up, and not the ivory tower down!
if you can't make money / profit from the populace of the country / city, you cannot make money. sales / revenues are generated from the masses and not the elites. the "blue bloods" are insulated and you cannot enter the market.
hence, meat loaf serves a great purpose / function / utility by my ability to assimilate and learn from the street-up.
3. i dictate my residence, not employment nor the board of directors / shareholders / clients / customers / etcetera. but to answer your question, i will open a usa-corporate office in brazil.
4. meat loaf is 100% black-usa, full-blood, and am the 1rst generation removed from our share-cropper / slavery-usa plantation of the southern-usa. we are domesticated black-usa slaves from the late-1600s. during the uprising, black-usa enslavement of 500 years, we prepared and fought for the reality of meat loaf. and i have a responsibility to my enslaved ancestors to achieve greatness for they were condemned to perpetual failure as legislated in the usa-constitution.
after the civil rights war (ie. 1953 - 1966) of the usa, my family moved up north for equal opportunity / equal access. born in the "'hood," they took me to the suburbs where i was the "black-usa kid" of the town.
my youth, during summers, was on the plantation. picking butter beans, eating watermelon, and getting whipped with switches, extension cords, iron cords, and house shoes was corporal punishment delivered by my grandmother. for they refused and would / will not all my capture / further enslavement by the oppressor. taking the whippings with 0% clothing, naked, was the punishment for bad behavior: for the punishment of the oppressor is the "black man's university" at us $0.80 per day wages, for life.
within our suburban home was / is the encyclopedia brittanica and the negroe encyclopedia that was read by meat loaf daily. i never forgot, nor will i, nor was i allowed to forget the sacrifice of my ancestors for the opportunity we (ie. black-usa) earned through violence / "domestic terrorism" / oppression / death.
meat loaf premise: i could have been sold into african-slavery throughout the american hemisphere and therefore carry love for those that were sold into various american hemisphere countries.
dennis brown, "have no fear": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dusxdunq9s8&feature=related
attempting to achieve academic credentials, i am financing my very own ph.d. education in african dispora, without university enrollment. for i've traveled the road of "traditional academia" and know the politics of seclusion for which they play.
g8 treadmill is what it is, but truthfully, depending upon your acumen, is not that hard. i, have prepared and have been trained since youth, ages 10 - 13, for this so i am a little different.
i know that many will attempt to aide my downfall and prevention of such global community uplift under the guise of "doing their job", but that's just oppression at work and expected. hence, i scribe these thoughts and words for others to carry the torch. the game is old, and the playbook has been read by generations.
one thing that i do not support nor sponsor is the exploitation of 3rd world peoples at the hand of g8 when it's g8 that forced them into 3rd world status. hence, i protect the peoples i co-exist with and they protect me as their own with means and a voice. result: meat loaf is given full-access to 3rd world opportunities covering all social strati. i am their role mode, black-usa.
"TJ Texan",
Although he does not post as frequent as Meat Loaf, "TJ Texan" knows Latin America and especially Nicaragua.
¡El no es un bobo! (ie. he is not a fool)
once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. but this is life in a third world country.
the violence is incredible; kids in the states are bad enough, but these kids (and they are kids until 21 years of age) are natural born killers. they have no conscience, and the main priority is that mama has dinero to buy tortillas for baleadas in the the morning.
when their little baby boy assaults/kills someone, it is just like going to work in the morning. they're bringing home the bacon. they have to bring money into the casa so everyone can eat. so they kill you or another gringo/latino while working; that's reality. but if you kill them in the process, mami cries on televison stating what a good boy her hijo was, and you better get the hell out of dodge quick because someone is going to avenge the killing of her good little boy.
the "haves" (average monthly salary)
gerente regional / regional executive director: us$10,300
gerente general / executive director: us$7-8 ,000
director de mercadeo y ventas / marketing and sales dir.: us$6,500
gerente industrial plantel / industrial plant mgr.: us$ 6,000
finanzas / financial officer: us$5,500
gerente de operaciones bancarias / director of banking operations: us$5,300
gerente de producción / production mgr.: us$5,100
gerente de mercadeo / marketing mgr.: us$5,000
contralor / comptroller: us$4,500-5,000
gerente de sistemas información / information systems officer: us$4,500
gerente de operaciones / operations mgr.: us$4,500
"have nots" (minimum salary per month)
agricultura / agricultural: us $62
pesca / fishing: us $98
minería / mines and quarry: us $116
industria manufacturera / manufacturing industry: us $87
zonas francas / free zones: us $106
servicios básicos y otros / basic services: us $118
contrucción, financieras y aseguradoras / construction, financial and insurance: us $144
servicios comunitarios, sociales, domésticos y personales / community, social, house and personal services: us $90
gobiernos / government: us $80
labour force / economics
unemployment, year 2007 (receiving government payments): 5% (100,000 adults)
under-employment (they say they want a job): 46% (1.1 million adults)
inflation rate (cpi): 20%
gdp: us $6 billion
foreigner investing money directly into nicaragua, year 2007: us $300 million
per capita income / gdp: us $1,000.
population under poverty level: 46% (2.6 million people)
who are your peers in nicaragua? the "have nots" and occasionally the "haves."
usa cities approaching nicaraguan poverty levels
newark, new jersey, (neighborhing city of new york city, new york)
new orleans, louisiana, (pre-katrina & worse, post-katrina)
east st. louis, illionois, (neighboring city of st. louis, missouri)
robbins, illionois, (chicago south suburb)
akron, ohio
washington heights / flatbush / bed-sty, new york, new york
detroit, michigan
flint, michigan
fresno, california
little havana / little haiti / pork-and-beans, miami, florida
south central / watts / compton / east los, los angeles, california
usa-mexican border (both sides)
"trailer park," usa
"pwt," usa
american-indian reservations, usa
washington d.c.
*: most of the cities listed above are rich by world standards and being in the world's richest country makes the disparity even more evident when contrasting against nicaragua. if you're scared to spend time in the streets of the above cities you may want to "cut your teeth" in the usa first before considering nicaragua.
one must be familiar and comfortable in these usa ghettos to feel comfortable in nicaragua. also, having spanish-speaking ability is highly recommended, if not, mandatory! roaming these streets, clubs, brothels, and neighborhoods in search of p*ssy may place you in jeapordy if you have no previous experiene in ghettos (guettos.) ball-check: are you going to conquer the p*ssy that you want no matter where she's located or be scared away by the cock-blocks of her community who want it for themselves?
fellas, don't get disilluisioned into thinking that just because the country is poor and you have a few dollars that you will be king. don't think that you're gonna' shine. don't think that you're gonna' be anybody special. why? lots of jewelry that shines tarnishes, fades, or is just plain phony! king's are crowned by the populace and not by the person desiring kingdomship. your desire for special status based upon race, skin color, citizenship, or being flojo (easy spender) will gain you status in nicaragua is wrong. fraudulent. unrealistic. not the case. in fact, you will not be recognized as anybody or anything of significance. nicaragua is not a fan nor do we have the mentality that north americans are anybody special!
only the country of haiti is poorer than nicaragua in this hemisphere of 33 countries and daily survival (food, clothing, shelter) is the mentality. at anytime things can go foul placing you, the visible foreigner, in jeaporady!
childern aged 5 and above sleep on the sidewalk! children aged 5 and above walk the streets barefoot! children aged 5 and above panhandle! children aged 8 and above sniff glue (pega) allday, everyday! children roam the streets in packs like wolves in search of money to survive: are you going to kick the asses of a pack of children when they rob you? if not, you're not ready for nicaragua. your possessions are your possessions regardless of the asailant is the mentality needed for nicaraguan survival! these children will kill you with a hard tortilla!
are you ready to get "grimey? " are you ready for the most basic human form of existance- survival? are you ready to witness abject poverty and be oblivious when an 80-year old grandmother on crutches with one leg missing asks you for us $0. 05 cents? if not, you're not ready for nicaragua. why? 'cause giving money away is a sign of foolishness, richness, and weakness. you will get drained and bombarded quickly through such humanity.
in the usa the thugs, crooks, and criminals are not living such a lifestyle for human survival, but for the lust of material possessions! let's reflect upon this fact.
why aren't they living such a lifestyle based upon human survival? 'cause the usa has ample governmental and community programs that aide in the most basic form of human exisence (food, shelter, clothes.) welfare, soup kitchens, the citizenry, food stamps, churches, ymca, ywca, hostels, goodwill, amvets, and thousands upon thousands upon thousands of other good-hearted americans aide their fellow citizen when in basic survival mode! in nicaragua, no hay (it does not exist! ) these thugs are living such a lifestyle in the pursuit of material possessions.
usa crime is crime by choice. nicaraguan crime is crime by opportunity and crime for survival. which is worse? which is more fearful?
what this post is attempting to convey is that the above cities which are usa poor are nothing compared to nicaraguan poor, the nicaraguan society. if you have never visited the above usa cities or are fearful of visiting the above usa cities, then nicaragua would be worse due to the fact that the poverty is worse! the ambiance is worse! the sights are worse! in all aspect everything is worse in nicaragua compared to the worst usa ghetto.
usa ghettos have are luxury compared to nicaraguan society! only haiti is poorer than nicaragua in this hemisphere which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. don't get fooled into thinking that you'll witness anything different than you would in the above usa ghettos or poorest cities in the country which the list represents.
Chocha Monger
01-11-10, 10:42
Great Point.
The problem / cause is that Africans / Black-USA is recognized upon sight. Black-USA stands out and cannot hide / pass.
Furthermore, it was the legislation that wrote them / us into perpetual enslavement.
The difference is, skin tone and perpetual legislation that prevented any "hope" of reprieve from perpetual enslavement. This is the hook.
59 years aint shit. Anyway, the Irish came to the USA and assumed their role as elites.
Why didn't they stay in their f*cked-up country and build-up? Instead, they ran to where someone built-up under perpetual enslavement and apartheid.
Always wanting to exploit and never pay cover / admission. I guess that's why you travel the world in anonymity looking for oppressed vicho. 100% take, 0% give / invest / concern / sacrifice.
I like how you write about the treatment of Black-USA as 1rst generation who doesn't want to pay a cove / admission fee for USA citizenship.
He is O'Bama 'cause he's white. You guys (ie. white people) take him. Why should / do we have to take him. He aint Black-USA.
You stole O.J. Simpson, and gave him back. He stole Tiger Woods, and will give him back. You stole Michael Jackson.
Meat Loaf:
It appears that Senate majority leader Harry Reid is an avid reader of your thread. :D According to Harry, Obama was electable because he was "light-skinned" and had "no Negro dialect."
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2010/0110/Harry-Reid-racist-or-political-realist
Meat Loaf:
It appears that Senate majority leader Harry Reid is an avid reader of your thread. :D According to Harry, Obama was electable because he was "light-skinned" and had "no Negro dialect."
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2010/0110/Harry-Reid-racist-or-political-realist
I don't consider O'Bama light-skinned. He aint no "redbone" or "high-yella'". I guess Mr. Tibbs would / is too dark.
O'Bama being white-USA, is a non-threat 'cause he's programmed white-USA via his household (ie. mom; grandmom; cousings; grandfather; etcetera). He only had remote contact with the Africans of his lineage.
O'Bama is not Africa-American. O'Bama is white-USA and African. He has 0% African-American within his veins.
The above sentence was a plus for "Mr. Charlie" 'cause he's without animosity. He never learned the racial realities of the USA 'cause his family (ie. white-USA) has 0% experience and do not know. T
This is why they imported Jamaicans to Panama to build the canal. Because Jamaicans, although African, we without the racial stain and threat that was held by Black-USA during the early-1900s.
Having extreme African features and "blue-black" skin is not electable for it portrays "savageness" and "aggression". Anyway, when they view O'Bama he's still Black, not Black-USA, and they (ie. white people) don't perform shade comparisons. White is white, and then there is everyone else.
I always find it ridiculous how there is an outcry to resign or get terminated for making a statement. Exhibited prolonged behavior of a racist or oppressive nature is justifiable, not commentary. This is a technique that is used as to further prevent discourse concerning race / Black-USA enslavement and apartheid. For they (ie. white USA) has been told and follows the script of avoidance which is why it's taken 500 years to obtain Equal Opportunity / Equal Access & Civil Rights for Black-USA citizens. This is the reasoning behind "Dickhead's", I'm Irish and want reparations or "get over it" syndrome.
In fact, the Jews / Isreal has been persecuted for 2010 years, and they keep crying, but very few say, "suck it up." The Holocaust , a recent wrong, was justification for global reparations. Following the Jewish model, Black-USA and Africans in the American Hemisphere need a current human rights violation for justification as to reap reparations.
I find nothing wrong with Harry Reid's statement, not Bill Clinton's statement of "getting us coffee", or even Kramer's statement about lynching although stated in a derogatory manner. Had these individual's statement promoted or yearned for the return of yesteryear's oppression would be a racist proclamation.
In conclusion, don't fall for the hype as they attempt to instill fear in the USA for any constructive racial discourse. Hopes are that more decades and centuries will pass; more ethnic minorities obtain USA-citizenship; and Civil Rights legislation allowing for the application of access will negate "any need' for Black-USA enslavement and apartheid discussion.
This game is too easy, but we need to attack the three branches of government (ie. legislation, judiciary, administrative) on all levels to gain a voice. Judiciary fulfillment (ie. judges; court actions) will bring reparations via the defendant; legislation will place shackles and mandates upon the "staus quo"; and administrative roles will disburse the awarding of contracts and entry. At present, we represent less than 2% of the above governmental roles.
Leave that NCAA and Hollywood nonsense alone and bring it. For denial of access is further opportunity to "bring cases". Remember, it was illegal for Black-USA to file lawsuits against any white-USA as legislated.
"Hook or Crook" by Black-USA via court actions and elected office or committee enrollment.
The Hives, "Hate to say I told you so": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCQ7VLoY7bQ
Chocha Monger
01-11-10, 15:50
I don't consider O'Bama light-skinned. He aint no "redbone" or "high-yella'". I guess Mr. Tibbs would / is too dark.
O'Bama being white-USA, is a non-threat 'cause he's programmed white-USA via his household (ie. mom; grandmom; cousings; grandfather; etcetera). He only had remote contact with the Africans of his lineage.
O'Bama is not Africa-American. O'Bama is white-USA and African. He has 0% African-American within his veins.
The above sentence was a plus for "Mr. Charlie" 'cause he's without animosity. He never learned the racial realities of the USA 'cause his family (ie. white-USA) has 0% experience and do not know. T
This is why they imported Jamaicans to Panama to build the canal. Because Jamaicans, although African, we without the racial stain and threat that was held by Black-USA during the early-1900s.
Having extreme African features and "blue-black" skin is not electable for it portrays "savageness" and "aggression". Anyway, when they view O'Bama he's still Black, not Black-USA, and they (ie. white people) don't perform shade comparisons. White is white, and then there is everyone else.
I always find it ridiculous how there is an outcry to resign or get terminated for making a statement. Exhibited prolonged behavior of a racist or oppressive nature is justifiable, not commentary. This is a technique that is used as to further prevent discourse concerning race / Black-USA enslavement and apartheid. For they (ie. white USA) has been told and follows the script of avoidance which is why it's taken 500 years to obtain Equal Opportunity / Equal Access & Civil Rights for Black-USA citizens. This is the reasoning behind "Dickhead's", I'm Irish and want reparations or "get over it" syndrome.
In fact, the Jews / Isreal has been persecuted for 2010 years, and they keep crying, but very few say, "suck it up." The Holocaust , a recent wrong, was justification for global reparations. Following the Jewish model, Black-USA and Africans in the American Hemisphere need a current human rights violation for justification as to reap reparations.
I find nothing wrong with Harry Reid's statement, not Bill Clinton's statement of "getting us coffee", or even Kramer's statement about lynching although stated in a derogatory manner. Had these individual's statement promoted or yearned for the return of yesteryear's oppression would be a racist proclamation.
In conclusion, don't fall for the hype as they attempt to instill fear in the USA for any constructive racial discourse. Hopes are that more decades and centuries will pass; more ethnic minorities obtain USA-citizenship; and Civil Rights legislation allowing for the application of access will negate "any need' for Black-USA enslavement and apartheid discussion.
This game is too easy, but we need to attack the three branches of government (ie. legislation, judiciary, administrative) on all levels to gain a voice. Judiciary fulfillment (ie. judges; court actions) will bring reparations via the defendant; legislation will place shackles and mandates upon the "staus quo"; and administrative roles will disburse the awarding of contracts and entry. At present, we represent less than 2% of the above governmental roles.
Leave that NCAA and Hollywood nonsense alone and bring it. For denial of access is further opportunity to "bring cases". Remember, it was illegal for Black-USA to file lawsuits against any white-USA as legislated.
This is too much fun! "Hook or Crook" by Black-USA via court actions and elected office or committee enrollment.
What do you suppose is White-USA's agenda behind the importation of illegal Mexican slave labor and their proposals to legalize them? Are they going after the Mexican model of a small upper class of European ancestry with a large base of impoverished mestizos, native indians and blacks? Are they hoping that poor whites, Mexican migrants and Black-USA will be too busy fighting over the scraps that fall from the table to actually notice that their plates on the table have no food on it?
what do you suppose is white-usa's agenda behind the importation of illegal mexican slave labor and their proposals to legalize them? are they going after the mexican model of a small upper class of european ancestry with a large base of impoverished mestizos, native indians and blacks? are they hoping that poor whites, mexican migrants and black-usa will be too busy fighting over the scraps that fall from the table to actually notice that their plates on the table have no food on it?
mexico reaps all of the benefits of the usa without any cover / admission / sacrifice. while canada gets peer-pressured into military actions alongside the usa, mexico has not fought any international g8 war beyond 2 - 3 years in wwii. mexico does fight mexican civil wars and wars in central america.
mexico & the usa have a deal. hush, don't tell anyone, but mexico is the labour poor. the usa loves slave / free / ganga (ie. cheap) labor and since the usa had to free black-usa and offer them "equal opportunity" to access, they've replaced the oppressed with migrant mexican labour.
mexicans, non-naturalized, are better than black-usa 'cause they can get deported; can't speak english and therefore don't know the system; and charge less for services rendered.
of course, the gravy train has been so good for the usa that they didn't mind the influx of 10 million illegal mexicans. remember reagan, that great republican, gave them citizenship so the usa could make a new start with illegal-mexican labour. that was never addressed.
what we have is mexico encouraging their "loosers" (ie. brown-skin mexicans) to flee to the usa for work. soy pobre: no hay trabajo en mi pais.
work is not a right nor is the responsibility of your neighbor or the usa abroad. fight and develop your own country just as black-usa fought and developed our country, the usa. these wimps want to run and fight their systems.
black-usa is superior than mexican-americans in political power.
about 30-years ago they changed the game. now, if you are mexican and born in the usa they consider you white, if you do not possess indigenous features. so, we have a lot of "new white people" in the usa thanks to this change. census survey: non-white hispanic & black-hispanic. we will see in 2011 when the new survey gets published. they are attempting to "pass" the latinos who are not brown or black as being white for paperwork. in reality, their surname and nose will enable visual discrimination. then again, they can't eliminate an entire lineage of white skin and they can also die and comb their hair similar to white-usa.
within prison and street-crime there is a race war between black-usa and latino. amongst menial labour they too fight. i reside on the usa - mexican border and if you can't speak spanish, you cannot obtain employment. also, nationwide, nepotism and "social ties" present employment opportunities. chuy y nacho have more cousins than days in the year and somehow they always end-up with work.
illegal mexicans obtaining citizenship is for a voting class working poor. they have not committed crimes and therefore can vote. in contrast, their family members with citizenship have committed crimes and can't vote. hence, the politicians are looking for a new constituency.
poor-whites are the majority of the usa. poor-whites must fight jihad terrorism. poor-whites must accept, but hold anymous, toward black-usa. poor-whites must become racist against mexicans via the language, employment, and skin color.
i never saw a white-mexican until i moved to mexico. every mexican i always saw in chicago was brown.
the leaders of mexico are white just as the usa and they both play the skin tone game, for centuries.
Nica Bound
01-12-10, 00:55
And this has what to do with chasing ass in Nicaragua?
Hey Jones !
The Loaf has earned/taken/stolen the right to post in his own little piece of the ISG web any damn thing that he wants. Jackson is the boss, and Jackson says leave him alone. When I first came onboard, I did not like it either, but have come to realize that the Loaf truly is a smart, highly educated, though perhaps misguided SOB. And when Loaf's cerveza intake correctly aligns with his medications, wonderfully amazing stories evolve and are generally worth my time. True tales or not.....does it even matter ?
Read it, don't read it or hit the "Delete" button. Take your choice.
Professor 1
01-12-10, 02:32
Are they hoping that poor whites, Mexican migrants and Black-USA will be too busy fighting over the scraps that fall from the table to actually notice that their plates on the table have no food on it?
Chocha, I know that you were not directing this question to me, but you already know the answer. The poor European children, Mexicans, and Blacks are constantly being divided and encouraged to fight among themselves. The divide and conquer philosophy has worked for more than 300 years in the U.S. Remember during slavery how the plantation owner hired poor Europeans as overseers, who lived among the slaves, to watch the slaves in the owner's absence. Remember how the plantation owner hired a few token Blacks, called drivers, to assist the overseer. As long as the powers who "be" keep the underclass fighting for crumbs, the powers need not part with their bread. Again, look at Loaf's reference to Dickhead's comments. The latter is so concerned with telling Blacks that Blacks do not have it as bad as his people, that he fails to understand that such a comparison misses the point and is without more. A more appropriate, logical statement would be that the powers have attacked BOTH of our peoples, and we need to support each other so that we all get our due. Instead, he highlights so-called affirmative action policies that work as intended. They were intended to drive a wedge.
Let me step off the box, now.
And this has what to do with chasing ass in Nicaragua?
In one's quest to "chase a*s in Nicaragua" they should have a thorough understanding of the playing field which is what Meat Loaf posts provide.
We go beyond the basic P4P episodes that pollute International Sex Guide threads.
Meat Loaf posts also discuss various countries and their societies so readers may draw comparisons and establish a base reference point-of-view.
Meat Loaf posts are not for those eager to re-join or continue their role as caballos. That's what G8 is for and Costa Rica.
The post to which you responded discussed USA - Mexican relations. And the reason that posts was typed is because prior Meat Loaf posts recommended / suggested that those in the USA yearning for Latinas should stay within the USA. Having "the dream" of ex-pat residence is not for the weak and especially not in Nicaragua therefore Meat Loaf posts detail the experience of a USA ex-pat.
Also, it has been recommended by Meat Loaf posts that G8 desirous of ex-pat status should look elsewhere with Mexico being a viable option.
Finally, the prior Meat Loaf post detailed the current environment of the USA so those who can / will only dream about ex-pat status can still satisfy their lusts for Latinas within their country, the USA.
We get deep on Meat Loaf posts and non-valuable fodder can be found throughout ISG threads if you opt for lighter reading material.
Thanks for the question "Jonesie".
Hey Jones !
The Loaf has earned/taken/stolen the right to post in his own little piece of the ISG web any damn thing that he wants. Jackson is the boss, and Jackson says leave him alone. When I first came onboard, I did not like it either, but have come to realize that the Loaf truly is a smart, highly educated, though perhaps misguided SOB. And when Loaf's cerveza intake correctly aligns with his medications, wonderfully amazing stories evolve and are generally worth my time. True tales or not.....does it even matter ?
Read it, don't read it or hit the "Delete" button. Take your choice.
I don't know if I earned, took, or stole this voice, but here it is. Jackson reads my posts too.
And when my cerveza intake does align, I can write some good stories. Problem is, I stopped drinking and have started lifting weights so my aggression level is up. I need to get "off of the wagon ASAP."
Readers have to jump on-board and follow the train of thought beyond easy P4P scores with worthless wh*res.
Again, look at Loaf's reference to Dickhead's comments. The latter is so concerned with telling Blacks that Blacks do not have it as bad as his people, that he fails to understand that such a comparison misses the point and is without more. A more appropriate, logical statement would be that the powers have attacked BOTH of our peoples, and we need to support each other so that we all get our due. Instead, he highlights so-called affirmative action policies that work as intended. They were intended to drive a wedge.
Actually "Professor 1," "Dickhead" threw in a red herring. He attempted to compare apples to oranges.
Ireland was enslaved by England so Ireland has a claim against England.
The Irish in the USA we discriminated, not enslaved, and may / could have a claim against the USA. The Irish discrimination was not legislated.
The Irish in the USA were not enslaved and the arguments have been about Black-USA slavery reparations (ie. actions prior to 1865).
The Irish in the USA were not legislated into USA-apartheid (ie. 1865 - 1965).
If the Irish in the USA filed discrimination lawsuits then they could reap damages. Unfortunately, the statute of limitations has passed unless it's a recent case.
In conclusion, "Dickhead's" statemed a red herring to distract from the true discourse. This is common: I don't like paying cover / admission charges when I go to party either.
** Whoo, all of that race / discrimination discourse for the past week has me a little tired too. Let's take a break for a while, okay.
Pay Jackson his reparations for ISG Lurkers learning "game" and paying cover: US $19.95 per year and he takes credit / debit cards and checks via a Florida P.O. Box. Pay up! **
Recently, I received a phone call from a Granadina looking to earn reales (ie. money) due to her nino being sick. What else is new was my response.
I told her that I really didn't have any space / vacancies, but she could come over the following day. Hell, I'm just a simple man if a female calls a male wanting to earn, why not. After all, it's only US $5 per polvo.
She came over and shared conversation with my "hangers on." While viewing a pornographic movie, I held her in my lap as do mothers of newborn babies. I massaged her body, booty, and breasts.
We adjourned upstairs where she derobed. Not wanting to do too much work, I instructed her to assume the "toro" position.
I slid into her gutts from behind. She either was enjoying the loafing or was attempting to have my favorite member reach her cervix. I make such a declaration by the powerful thrusts she threw at me from the backside.
The p*ssy is mediocre at best and not worth caballo status as so many eagerly volunteer for duty. On a scale of 0 - 10 with your wives being 5's, she's a 6. Nothing to write home about nor be placed on the 18 - 25 year program at 17%.
I stopped excavating her loins, removed the prophylactic, and shot a lame load onto her left-upper thigh. With her panties I wiped-up the jizz and handed her the bikin cut bragas (ie. panties). She looked at me with fury, but placed the wet material onto her wet genitalia.
A few hours later she departed and will wait for the next time her nino estara enfermo.
Chocha Monger
01-12-10, 12:37
I remember, back in 2009, discussing with Meat Loaf the importance of growing a stable of caballas instead of pulling caballo. Gringos are conditioned from birth to pull caballo until death. Most do so willingly even after fleeing Sex Prison. My suggestion to Meat Loaf was to reverse the game. In other words turn aspiring jockeys into thoroughbred caballas who would champ at the bit to pull caballo.
Well the New Year presented opportunities to experience with this concept in the field. After a long slough at the office, I decided to enjoy a steak and some adult beverages at a popular restaurant. After being seated my waitress arrived. She was an all American girl, skinny with 36Ds just the way ISG Senior Member likes them. As she took my order she complimented me on my formal business attire and proceeded to make small talk. She inquired about the wife or girlfriend. I told her that there was none. She appeared shocked and wondered why such a handsome man with good income did not have a hanger on. I quickly summarized the reasons for my lack of interest in pulling caballo. I told her that the relationship plan in America required an investment of at least 20% of my gross monthly income in the event that I miscalculated the last pump and came prematurely. Add another 50% if the relationship culminates in marriage. I told her that all of these cash outlays were enforced by the government without any investment from the woman. So she asked me if I planned to be alone for the rest of my life. I told her not really but I would explain when she made her next rounds.
When she came back around I told her that I would like some company but I had to be sure that the woman had the right stuff. Hence she would have to demonstrate good faith and sweeten the pot for me to offset the risks I would be exposing myself to by entering a partnership. She was all ears. I told her that said woman could make a lot of money but I would be her life coach and manager. Her eyes started growing bigger at the mention of a lot of money. I explained that I could teach a woman how to get rich just using nothing more than the assets she was born with. My instruction and coaching would go for a very reasonable consulting fee. At this point she was all into the idea. She said that she didn’t have much money but she’d like to give it a try. I told her fine. Give me her digits and I’d be in contact with her. She wrote them down for me cheesing like the cat that screwed the canary.
John Gault
01-12-10, 16:45
** Whoo, all of that race / discrimination discourse for the past week has me a little tired too. Let's take a break for a while, okay.
Pay Jackson his reparations for ISG Lurkers learning "game" and paying cover: US $19.95 per year and he takes credit / debit cards and checks via a Florida P.O. Box. Pay up! **
Recently, I received a phone call from a Granadina looking to earn reales (ie. money) due to her nino being sick. What else is new was my response.
I told her that I really didn't have any space / vacancies, but she could come over the following day. Hell, I'm just a simple man if a female calls a male wanting to earn, why not. After all, it's only US $5 per polvo.
She came over and shared conversation with my "hangers on." While viewing a pornographic movie, I held her in my lap as do mothers of newborn babies. I massaged her body, booty, and breasts.
We adjourned upstairs where she derobed. Not wanting to do too much work, I instructed her to assume the "toro" position.
I slid into her gutts from behind. She either was enjoying the loafing or was attempting to have my favorite member reach her cervix. I make such a declaration by the powerful thrusts she threw at me from the backside.
The p*ssy is mediocre at best and not worth caballo status as so many eagerly volunteer for duty. On a scale of 0 - 10 with your wives being 5's, she's a 6. Nothing to write home about nor be placed on the 18 - 25 year program at 17%.
I stopped excavating her loins, removed the prophylactic, and shot a lame load onto her left-upper thigh. With her panties I wiped-up the jizz and handed her the bikin cut bragas (ie. panties). She looked at me with fury, but placed the wet material onto her wet genitalia.
A few hours later she departed and will wait for the next time her nino estara enfermo.
Your right. It was about time for a good story.
Kapitan Kreme
01-13-10, 00:10
And this has what to do with chasing ass in Nicaragua?Come on man! Meatloaf is trying to teach you how not to pull caballo.
Read up and learn something.
Don't let them badmouth you MLF!
Chocha Monger
01-13-10, 09:18
kapitan kreme:
some guys just like to know where they can get some cheap ass for a few dollars. they like knowing where the cheap streetwalker pussy hangs out in the plazas, and alleyways that reek of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) and open sewers. they’re happy tricking. as far as they’re concerned learning about the game is too deep for them. they embrace their caballo role. they think that getting cut into three pieces and buried at three different points of the compass is only something that happens to other gringos. they believe that the sweet nicaraguan chica they’re maintaining would never do something so ruthless. that is how they end up as another statistic because they never dig beneath the surface to see what’s coming next.
those seeking light reading on where cheap pussy access can be found in nicaragua need only consult the other threads. there they will find information on such upscale venues like vale todo where they can stand in two inches deep water pumping away a prostitute’s box to the amusement of cucarachas balseras.
As an expat myself, I agree to some extent. But I look on the Nica board to find suitable venues for mongering when I go there. I'm well aware of the racial inequalities throughout the world. And given the opportunity, I'd address it in the appropriate forum.
I'd still like to know great places to go in Nicaragua to get some ass...
Read the other threads or study the 1,500 Meat Loaf posts of valuable information.
To Get A*s: BYOB (ie. Bring Your Own B*tch).
Why would / should I share this Chica Nica P*ssy that I've spent four (4) years mastering?
Didn't your father teach you how to get a*s? Of course not, but now it's Meat Loaf's responsibility to guide you into the womb.
No Me Mames.
Come on man! Meatloaf is trying to teach you how not to pull caballo.
Read up and learn something.
Don't let them badmouth you MLF!
Don't worry,
I'll shake them haters off.
MLK (ie. Meat Loaf King).
Chocha Monger
01-14-10, 21:26
White students are no longer a demographic majority in the South. No majority means no “minorities,” either. The times, they are a changin’…
* By: Kai Wright | Posted: January 11, 2010 at 6:46 AM
There are no “minority” races in the public school systems of America’s Southern and Western states. Literally. A new study, released last week and reported in the New York Times, reveals that white students are no longer a demographic majority in the 15 states of Dixie. The same has been true in the West since 2003. And no majority means no “minorities,” either.
This is exactly the kind of thing that’s making the Sarah Palins and Glenn Becks of the world so damn crazy. But it’s also the thing that will permanently cripple this country if we don’t finally address the striking opportunity gap that still exists across racial lines.
The school studies are, of course, about a lot more than schools. They are the latest bits of data in a building mound of evidence that America’s cultural complexion is rapidly darkening. The Census Bureau estimates our national demographics will defy majority/minority groupings altogether by 2042, when whites will account for about 46 percent of the population, down from 66 percent in 2008. Among kids, the white majority will disappear by 2023.
And all of that’s without factoring in the Census’ routine undercount of urban populations in general and Latinos in particular. Latinos, by the way, are driving the population shift. While the absolute number of white Americans is likely to shrink over the next 40 years, the number of Latinos is expected to nearly triple. One in three Americans will be Latino by 2050.
No wonder Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann—who made a name for herself in 2009 with hysterical reactions to Barack Obama’s presidency—is so frightened by the upcoming 2010 Census that’s she’s calling for civil disobedience. She’s vowed that she’ll violate the law and refuse to fully fill out her Census form. Bachmann is convinced ACORN—you know, that frightening group that’s always trying to do stuff for poor black people—is up to something ominous surrounding the decennial population count. In a June Fox News appearance, she actually invoked the 1940s Japanese internment camps in explaining her reluctance to give the government too much personal information.
Sarah Palin’s “real Americans,” Lou Dobbs’ birther madness, Glenn Beck’s conviction that President Obama “hates” white people: All of this is best understood in context of the hard, cold reality of demographics. The Times’ Frank Rich said it best after the White House beer summit: “Beer won’t cool the fury of those who can’t accept the reality that America’s racial profile will no longer reflect their own.”
I’ve written previously about the anxieties America’s changing culture and economy understandably present for working-class and low-income whites. Progressive political leaders have consistently avoided speaking to those anxieties in a meaningful way; demagogues like Beck and Palin have predictably stepped in to fill the emotional gap.
But the Southern schools study raises another dangerous point about our collective reluctance to face the inevitable browning of America: The huge opportunity gap between white kids and kids of color—particularly blacks and Latinos—is a time bomb that will eventually explode.
The Southern schools study, published by the Southern Education Foundation, charts a slow, steady rise in the percentage of students across the region who are people of color, starting in the 1960s and topping the 50 percent mark this year. But it also notes that in 2007, the South became the first region to have a majority of its public school students poor enough to qualify for the free lunch program. These two trends are, of course, related.
Nearly a quarter of both black and Latino Americans lived in poverty as of 2008; that same year, more than a quarter of black families struggled to pay for food. With the massive job loss in both communities during 2009—nearly a quarter of each group is out of work or getting by with part-time jobs—these poverty and hunger numbers have likely worsened dramatically. As schools get blacker and browner, they will also get poorer.
Which means students will struggle to learn. “Children growing up in food insecure households are more likely to be in poor physical and psychological health,” writes the Economic Policy Institute’s Algernon Austin. “They have more behavioral problems and do worse in school. We want black children to do better in school, but academic improvements are not likely to occur when more and more black children are growing up in households facing hunger.”
The Mississippi commissioner of higher education, Hank Bounds, put it more bluntly to the Times: “An affluent 5-year-old has about the same vocabulary as an adult living in poverty.”
Since Reconstruction, we have talked about race and opportunity in America as though it’s a problem for some of us only: Black people are poor; what should good white folks do to help them? That construction has always offered false comfort to a country that leverages deep inequality to fuel massive growth. But as we barrel toward the point where blacks and Latinos can no longer be dismissed as “minority” populations, it’s a fantasy Americans cannot continue to indulge.
Chocha Monger
01-15-10, 05:32
Pat Robertson calls earthquake disaster in Haiti a blessing in disguise, says Haitians made deal with the Devil to defeat French slave masters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TE99sAbwM
Everyone appreciates your enthusiasm for ISG and Meat Loaf in Nicaragua, but we do have some concerns:
1. Please do not post articles written by others and media broadcasters. If you find an article interesting and pertinent to Nicaragua then expound your ideas. We don't want to read about some other person's ideas: We want to read about ISG member ideas.
2. Please don't waste thread bandwidth with sensational articles and videos of others. Again, if you find something interesting in the article please express your opinion.
3. Meat Loaf posts that write about race are not meant to sensationalize nor "beat up" the viewership. Instead, they are used as background for who Meat Loaf is and how he interprets the goings-on within Nicaragua.
4. The objective of Meat Loaf posts is to educate those about Nicaragua along with some Meat Loaf braggadocia. The readers don't want to see "nonsense" opinions of media personalities. We all have cable and can view "talking heads" 24 / 7.
You're doing great with the caballo theme, but the racial posts are too sensational. We, I, Meat Loaf, don't want to "turn off" the readership with a heavy tone of racial discourse. So let's try to keep this thread functional and pertinent.
Sincerely,
Meat Loaf
Pat Robertson calls earthquake disaster in Haiti a blessing in disguise, says Haitians made deal with the Devil to defeat French slave masters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5TE99sAbwM
The "Deal with the Devil" nonsense withstanding, but the slave revolt of Haiti in the 1500s or 1600s is the reason why they are poor.
The colonizers (ie. Portugal, Spain, France, Britian, Dutch) simply stopped doing business with Haiti.
It's that simple!
Iguana Six
01-16-10, 07:30
The "Deal with the Devil" nonsense withstanding, but the slave revolt of Haiti in the 1500s or 1600s is the reason why they are poor.
The colonizers (ie. Portugal, Spain, France, Britian, Dutch) simply stopped doing business with Haiti.
It's that simple!
Actually, the slave revolt and French pullout occurred a little over 200 years ago. I thought everyone knew that. After all, it predated the Russo-Japanese War, by a hundred years, and was the first time a non-white nation defeated a Western power.
However, the idea that the West basically "quarantined" Haiti, for a century or so, does have some traction.
LuvBlkWomen
01-19-10, 04:18
Interesting note about Haiti:
Haiti had accrued a "slave debt" to France when they achieved independence which was paid in 1879. France felt that this debt was legitimate payment for loss of revenue from slave trade when Haiti freed itself from the shackles of slavery. This slave debt and future economic policies of the colonizers are a major reason why Haiti is now so poor and pathetic. Haiti's liberation was the seed of freedom for latin american and african countries, including the civil rights movement in the US. Ironically Haiti is now considered the "Basura" of the Carribean!
In light of this french "slave debt", US reparations to Black American descendants of slaves does not seem such a ridiculous concept as the majority believes. But, the one with the sword makes the rules!
Makes me just want to holler!
I really hope there is such a thing as Karma!
Actually, the slave revolt and French pullout occurred a little over 200 years ago. I thought everyone knew that. After all, it predated the Russo-Japanese War, by a hundred years, and was the first time a non-white nation defeated a Western power.
However, the idea that the West basically "quarantined" Haiti, for a century or so, does have some traction.
I've been distracted the past few days as neighborhood crime has increased.
The nonsense in Nicaragua makes one, I, Meat Loaf, want to relocated for a "Real Country." Give me "White Man Land" (ie. the USA) 'cause this sh*t is stupid.
Some "Willie / Huele Pegas," "Crackheads" or other vagobundos were looking for the easy score. They broke into the yard of a neighbor and stole (1) a plastic bucket valued at C$10 used, or US $0.50 and (2) a lawn hose value at C$20 used, or US $1.00. Do you want to live in an environment with such "petty crime" and inconvience?
Crack rocks cost C$10 per pebble. A bottle of glue cost C$5 per jar.
Meat Loaf 24-hour security chased the vagos away, but after they had stolen the possessions of another.
In Nicaragua, the reason nobody is concerned about employment or being self-reliant is because what is not guarded is stolen. If you own property, you must hire someone to live at the property as to prevent theft by the local community. So, there is never a house that is empty, at anytime of day or night, as to prevent theft. You see, they, the 3rd World, won again by you, everyone, having to hire and house Nicaraguans to guard their property.
ADT can't be compared to a machete and gun toting Nicaraguans hired to protect persons and property. "911" is non-existent.
What is the annual expense of housing security? FACT: It will be / is several thousands of dollars to multiples of tens of thousands of dollars. In contrast, ADT in the USA is $30 per month on a 3-year contract with "911" costing US $1.50 payable to the telephone company.
Makes a Gringo want to move to "whiter pastures."
Kapitan Kreme
01-19-10, 19:16
Who gonna pull that horse?
I ain't gonna pull no horse?
She try to make me pull caballo but I say 'No, no, no'!
She told me 'boy pull that caballo', but I say 'No, no, no'!
Damn Meatload King! I got it goin' on today!!!
Who gonna pull that horse?
I ain't gonna pull no horse?
She try to make me pull caballo but I say 'No, no, no'!
She told me 'boy pull that caballo', but I say 'No, no, no'!
Damn Meatloaf King! I got it goin' on today!!!
No thanks to Sen. John McCain of Arizona who voted and stood beside his desire not to have MLK a federal holiday as late as 1990. And then he looses the presidential election of 2008 to O'Bama. Ironic.
that's what she told me several times as i delivered a pounding for 60-minutes. ell no es una mentirosa (ie. she's no liar). in contrast, your wife and girlfriend- the females you pull caballo for- never, ever tell you such truth. why? you're not serving a full course meal of d*ck.
i was out in the streets the other day, on accident. my original plan was to make a quick run to store as it was opening, but was delayed by their lack of punctuality. what else is new in latin america besides tardiness.
as i held the corners of granada, i saw an associate drive his suv to an undisclosed location.
at the undisclosed location he and i shared the goings-on of our professional careers in north america; our aspirations for commerce in nicaragua; and a morning cafe (ie. coffee). cognizant of the time, i returned to the mansion to check e-mails, voice mail, accounts, and other risk management / client service functions.
returning to the mansion i found my in-ground swimming pool pump running. i hate watching and hearing that pool pump run for it equates to electricity usage and its subsequent gasto (ie. bill). i turned that sh*t off. (i hold possession of this pool for it adds ambiance or lujo (ie. luxury) to the property. the acreage for which i reside has two (2) separate housing units of g8 standards with my primary residence containing 3,000 sq. feet, balconies, views of mombacho volcanoe, and the granada skyline. how are you living?)
prior meat loaf posts have detailed the internet problems of december 2009 and now, january 2010. thus far in 2010, we internet consumers have lost at least three (3) days due to slow or non-existent internet service. a lad on the calzada commented how he was unable to upload .ftp files for website maintenance.
hungry, i ordered a fish and french fry platter with tasty tarter sauce. while dining i was introduced to some black-usa tourists of the midwest. general conversation was held and occupational obtainment was exchanged where one maintains employment in engineering and the other in small business entrepreneurship. they departed.
meat loaf not being a “wh*re monger” like you, isg senior members and isg lurkers, began conversation with some “burgesitas” (ie. hookers that “work” the calzada). joining them at their table, she informed me of their quest to find nice buys to purchase some p*ssy. i inquired and she told me us $ x. “ooh,” was my response. she immediately vollied, “es caro” (ie. is that expensive). “hay,” was meat loaf's volley. she lowered the price to us $ x. i told her that any price above us $0 was too much and that she's worth a lot more than her original quote.
minutes later i returned to her table, bored, and requested that she and her friend come to the mansion and perform a strip show. “tuani” (ie. cool) was stated by her.
mas minutos despues (ie. more minutes later) we departed for the mansion. in route, her “co-clucker” abandoned us to earn her cheese being the rat she is.
entering the mansion of acreage with armed security she walked. impressed by the in-ground pool and second multi-floored housing unit of g8 standards, she commented, “wow.” earlier in the evening i told my carnal (ie. homie) that i was bored and just wanted to hear some hoes get excited by the mansion's dominance.
in my outdoor living room overlooking the in-gound pool, acreage, and primary residence we sat. (i've hired a disk jockey, on call, to fulfill my musical needs when entertaining but did not request his services. i can't waste my time nor the energy of a social encounter with pre-programmed compact discs and enjoy the energy provided by a live disc jockey. besides, that brazilian funk i bumped requires special mixing boards and talent to play just as i require.)
in the outdoor living room, i instructed her to derobe. drop them drawers was mandated by meat loaf.
her titties were “ittie bittie tittie committee”, but the nipples were long and juicy. taste great! later, she showed her thong and dropped them to the floor.
on her nalgas (ie.butt cheeks) was a tattoo with a tramp stamp to boot. via internet pornography, gringo tourists in granada, and “miami ink”, i've become a fan of other people's tattoos.
butt naked she danced to brazilian funk. knowing that she's a chica nica, i changed the music to reggaeton. she began her gyrations with more energy and orgullo (ie. pride).
in the asian-imported chair, i sat. she performed a lap dance while i indulged in grey goose delivered by the 24-hour maid. during her performance she looked deeply into my eyes: during her performance she felt meat loaf. i asked, “can you feel that d*ck?” “yes” was her response. somehow she jumped my bones and gave me a kiss. i knew from her passion in kissing that the p*ssy was going to be a great performance.
peer-pressured, i told her to take that d*ck out from my pants and give him a few kisses too. she did. some would say she was all over meat loaf like “white on rice.”
she began her chupada. butt-naked she sucked meat loaf! of course i'm a gentleman and gave her a pillow for comfortability.
instructions were delivered for her to sit on the asian-imported chair overlooking the acreage and in-ground pool. she climbed up high. with p*ssy at eye level, i dined at the “y.” normally, i keep a hoe on a steady d*ck diet, but wanted to freak her and did! loving the mamon (ie. p*ssy eating skills) she creamed.
pulling her from the back of the asian-imported chair into its cushions was her spread eagle positioning. a glimpse of her third eye was obtained.
i slid meat loaf into her moist vaginal cavity. she felt the pain due to meat loaf bringing it. i f*cked her very well in the chair. turned her into the toro position and beat the gutts silly. during changes in positions she would worship meat loaf as all good b*tches do.
turning off the lights in the outdoor sala as to prevent armed security and 24-hour maid staff view, she positioned herself, spread eagle, on the asian-imported sofa.
i gave her a strong nutt in missionary position while in the asian-imported chair.
her original position on the sofa was wrong, so i had her change position. i f*cked her good! at least several times she complimented:
this is some good d*ck!
you can f*ck real good!
¡esta bien rico!
the last comment confused me 'cause i didn't know if she was talking about the life of meat loaf in nicaragua via lifestyle or the d*ck. it's a toss-up and bets can / could be made since the odds are 50 / 50.
wanting to be a good tour guide, i grabbed her hand and took her into the primary housing quarter. up the multi-level stair case we ascended. within the master bedroom overlooking granada, nicaragua, we began banging on the california king size bed. i pulled out and opened the blinds onto the balcony to present more ambiance for her pleasure.
while in the outdoor sala she attempted to “tap out” like a ufc contestant. while in the master bedroom she attempted to “tap out” like a ufc contestant. with 70% d*ck strength i allowed her submission.
her looks: she's cute just like “isg senior member” requires. white-skinned chica nica with size 7 – 8 pants, 7 shoe, 32-b titties, long hair, and a pretty smile. truthfully, she's the best “universally accepted” piece-of-p*ssy that i've slain in a few months. truthfully, p*ssy is p*ssy and when a male f*cks 8 – 20 females per month, it doesn't matter. for those that pull caballo for one (1) piece of p*ssy, she is the world and all that they taste / experience / have. s.u.c.k.e.r.s. with meat loaf f*cking 8 – 20 females per month, i study the different textures, moistness, and body structures of various reciprocals of penis. what i did not like about this p*ssy is that if i was not lined-up correctly within her p*ssy, in the doggy style position, i would hit her a*s bone against my pelvis and that sh*t hurt. this happened twice (2) while i was beating her cake mix.
i f*cked the b*tch will the meat loaf slugger. she showered afterwards. while in the shower the 24-hour maid delivered refreshments.
she was invited for today at the mansion and given a “job application” to which she accepted. we confirmed that my quest is to live with three (3) chicas nicas within the mansion and that she will be a member of my entourage. she called me, “bandido” (ie. a bad guy). i responded, “i'm suppose to be. no soy caballo.”
she departed the mansion and i went to view a recently purchased pornographic movie as i retired for the evening.
her story: (1) she stated immediately that she's looking for a caballo to pull her to the usa. (2) she stated that she has one child which is why she's selling p*ssy, de vez en caundo (ie. every now and then). (3) she stated that she does not cook. (4) she stated that she has already found a sucker / caballo who is pulling her to the usa as the spousal visa application pends.
my story: (1) i told her that she can be one of the b*tches i f*ck everyday and that's the offer.
caballos, “there's cut” (ie. feed) for you.
if you want to pull caballo as her #2 within the usa or as her #1 within the “gringo friendly confines” she's available. how big is your budget? just remember, i'll be f*cking her the whole time you pay the bills as will other non-caballo turcas (ie. d*cks).
everyone loves a fool except your ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, ex-hookers, and all of the other women you know. baboso.
** this post was scribed on microsoft word / open office since the internet service is not working. with meat loaf beginning to accept corn futures and options trading accounts, it appears that satellite internet service for us $500 per month must be purchased.
what will my day bring if i cannot work although desirous? fortunately, i have a few chicas nicas calling meat loaf to share companionship. will it be a long day or a occupationally productive one? dios me bendiga (ie. god bless me). **
I noticed a few months ago how bright the stars shine at night above the waters of Nicaragua. The lakes, apoyos, and oceans of Nicaragua seem to attract super-bright lights or stars.
In the madrugada (ie. 0000 hrs. - 0500 hrs.) I arise to walk onto my master bedroom balcony and view the stars with the cool air being a refreshing reprieve from the daily 90 - 95 degree weather.
The stars shine bright at night above Nicaraguan water systems!
As detailed earlier, it's just a matter of time until the 3rd World takes one over.
To be a "hanger-on" or employee of Meat Loaf requires a 9-page application covering three (3) generations of family data, criminal background check, residential verification, finger prints, and other due diligence measures. This applies for the Nicaraguan: Gringos typically don't have to complete such an application due to the fact that Gringos must "stick together" if we are to SURVIVE the environment. (For my employment endeavors I must "pass" international criminal, financial, and character assessments and If I, G8, residing in 3rd World must be of quality character then those that I associate must be too. Hence, the applications I complete personally are simply extrapolated upon the "hanger-ons" or employees. FACT: 2 types of people exist in Nicaragua (1) those that are forced to be here due to criminal actions and poverty and (2) those that choose to be here due to economies-of-scale and low cost of entry. Typically the latter has prior-earned funds.)
I hired a Chica Nica to be my "gofer" and cook. I really didn't like the dame, but she was extremely persistent in her quest for employment. Of course, she's working to support her 3-year old bastard or illegitimate child.
During the December 2009 holidays she was given a paid vacation. She returned to employment in January 2010. On day 1 of her return, she "jacked" me and the maid.
She stole C$ 1,000 por 5 billetes from Meat Loaf and the purse of another Chica Nica employee valued at C $500. The theft was not realized for a few hours and at such point-in-time the ladrona was in the streets enjoying her "propina" or reparations and new piece of apparel- the purse.
As a good jefe (ie. boss), I immediately re-imbursed the Chica Nica who also became her victim. As a good jefe, we two (2) victims joke about this experience and the mentality of the Nicaraguan- pirana (ie. parana fish).
I confronted the "thief" via telephone and she performed the expected theatre. Much shouting, crying, personal offense were her emotions and defense. For to accuse this Chica Nica of thievery was a personal offense or violation of her "character." With US $0 in assets; with 0% education; with 0% occupational employment opportunities this Chica Nica has nothing more than "her honor."
Two days (2) later she arrived at the gated compound seeking employment.
Nicaraguans perform criminal activities not with planning, but as opportunists. This is to say, they do not plot, plan, and prepare, but if the opportunity presents itself to take what is not rightfully theirs, they will take the seize the opportunity. When confronted, they will deny the allegation. They will seek to continue gaining access to what allowed them to commit petty theft or larceny. If this access is terminated, they will not care 'cause they got over and the employment or access given was simply a temporary distraction from their daily lives of loitering and loafing.
Was Meat Loaf cooked carne molida?
We've established that women are prostitutes!
We've established that governments primary desire is to (1) maintain / guarantee a labour force for the present and future as well as a (2) taxation base, and (3) military force. This is the motive of governments: Governments do not exist for you reach your full-potential or to be "all that you can be." Governments exist for their citizenry to be exploited at the benefit of the government.
Who is / are the government? The government is made of (1) asset rich and wealthy individuals, foundations, corporations, and other financial powers; (2) elected politicians who maintain office; (3) appointed persons who perform governmental duties; and (4) line employees for the execution of legislation to keep the lemmings in line.
Women are prostitutes! Whether it's a simple cash-in-hand transaction; courtship; marriage contract; procreation; or divorce settlement, women are receiving financial compensation for romantic associations with males.
Governments are the pimp! The government pimps / panders the female citizenry by legislating the terms of compensation available to females from males. (1) It is illegal to prostitute for cash, but gifts are acceptable. (2) It's "romantic" to court and for the male to pay for the dating expense. (3) The marriage contract is written with male - female equality, but the judiciary interprets the contract with 100% gender bias. Mission accomplished via the bench for the male citizen to degress financially and therefore keep him on the treadmill. (4) Procreation is written with male - female equality, almost, excluding the default custody of offspring. Again, the judiciary interprets the law with 100% gender bias as to keep the male citizen on the treadmill for 18 - 25 years at 17%. In fact, the laws written concerning procreation are in themselves gender biased by the simply fact of (a) no male voice during pregnancy, yet the financial expense: In law this is called "non consideration." (b) Default custody to the mother upon the child being born. In child custody the assessment is "best fit" to rear the child. Therefore, custody should be decided on day 1 of the child's life. Instead, the male must petition the court to be recognized as the child's father. The assessment of child support is void of parental / father's rights. Anyone can be assessed child support obligations. (5) Divorce settlement instills that the male will degress financially as well as become a transient or displaced tenant.
And the list continues as to the measures governments employ in the offerings of their female citizenry upon their male citizenry.
Governments receive tax compensation / commissions at all male - female encounters, just as pimps do. They receive this compensation via taxation and court fees.
Female citizens receive compensation via the cash-in-hand, gifts, and acquisition of assets upon divorce, child support, etcetera.
Male citizens receive "temporary" access to females in a romantic setting.
Understand, the government pimps their female citizens at the demise of their male citizens. And it's legislated with lack-of-payment introducing incarceration penalties.
Why do governments pimp? Governments pimp their female citizenry because governments need (1) a labour pool, (2) taxation base, and (3) bodies for military service. Governments plan and project their futures 1 - 3 generations into the future and therefore need to guarantee that the current generation will produce and hopefully create a second generation of caballos.
** Your fathers never took the time to tell you how to win with women. And such, you became a victim to women just as your father was. Misery loves company. Had your father knew how not to pull caballo or get exploited by women and their government, he would have taught you how to play the game. But he is just another caballo too and doesn't know any better. Hence, he created three (3) generations of caballos (ie. your father; you; and your son). Hopefully, you'll teach your sons how not to pull caballo as describe in Meat Loaf posts. Meat Loaf in Nicaragua. **
My Mansion, not a joint lease nor joint purchase mortgage nor a co-habitated residence. Result: I can kick hoes out at will 'cause they are guests! In contrast, you're getting pimped by the prior post via legislation and gender-bias in the judiciary.
Ron Isley of the Isley Brothers shows it all, "Busted": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErFR6Df9t60&feature=related
As detailed earlier, it's just a matter of time until the 3rd World takes one over.
To be a "hanger-on" or employee of Meat Loaf requires a 9-page application covering three (3) generations of family data, criminal background check, residential verification, finger prints, and other due diligence measures. This applies for the Nicaraguan: Gringos typically don't have to complete such an application due to the fact that Gringos must "stick together" if we are to SURVIVE the environment. (For my employment endeavors I must "pass" international criminal, financial, and character assessments and If I, G8, residing in 3rd World must be of quality character then those that I associate must be too. Hence, the applications I complete personally are simply extrapolated upon the "hanger-ons" or employees. FACT: 2 types of people exist in Nicaragua (1) those that are forced to be here due to criminal actions and poverty and (2) those that choose to be here due to economies-of-scale and low cost of entry. Typically the latter has prior-earned funds.)
I hired a Chica Nica to be my "gofer" and cook. I really didn't like the dame, but she was extremely persistent in her quest for employment. Of course, she's working to support her 3-year old bastard or illegitimate child.
During the December 2009 holidays she was given a paid vacation. She returned to employment in January 2010. On day 1 of her return, she "jacked" me and the maid.
She stole C$ 1, 000 por 5 billetes from Meat Loaf and the purse of another Chica Nica employee valued at see $500. The theft was not realized for a few hours and at such point-in-time the ladrona was in the streets enjoying her "propina" or reparations and new piece of apparel- the purse.
As a good jefe (ie. Boss), I immediately re-imbursed the Chica Nica who also became her victim. As a good jefe, we two (2) victims joke about this experience and the mentality of the Nicaraguan- pirana (ie. Parana fish).
I confronted the "thief" via telephone and she performed the expected theatre. Much shouting, crying, personal offense were her emotions and defense. For to accuse this Chica Nica of thievery was a personal offense or violation of her "character. " With US $0 in assets; with 0% education; with 0% occupational employment opportunities this Chica Nica has nothing more than "her honor. "
Two days (2) later she arrived at the gated compound seeking employment.
Nicaraguans perform criminal activities not with planning, but as opportunists. This is to say, they do not plot, plan, and prepare, but if the opportunity presents itself to take what is not rightfully theirs, they will take the seize the opportunity. When confronted, they will deny the allegation. They will seek to continue gaining access to what allowed them to commit petty theft or larceny. If this access is terminated, they will not care 'cause they got over and the employment or access given was simply a temporary distraction from their daily lives of loitering and loafing.
Was Meat Loaf cooked carne molida?How? I was trying to be a good Samaritan to a young female lottery vendor and have some access to her body for a few days until I return to my North American abode.
This was 4 years ago as today I am wiser.
She was about 18. 22 yr. Old and selling lottery in the streets of Leon for a living. She was passing by and I was lazily gulping a bad coffee with milk.
She was lanky, saw me and smiled to me. This was my weakness. She then boldly entered the small coffee shop to insist on me buying from her a few lottery tickets.
I said no, but enquired about any other skill she would have to earn a living. She without hesitation volunteered she was a manicurist. I said to her: OK come with me to my hotel room, I will discuss what I can do.
She accepted on the idea I was going to finance her into a manicure business with the tacitly idea she would provide me some carnal pleasure to motivate me.
She visited my room under the disapproving eye of my hotel landlady, spent 20 minutes, gave her 300 Cordobas under the promise she would return late in the evening to sleep with me.
She did come, spent the night and she told me the story of her mother having 2 small boys and that she had to help her to feed and clothe them.
I advanced 200 USA dollars to her, as a loan, with the promise that on my return 8 months later she would show me her success in the manicure business. She gave me her cell phone number and an address and I made her sign a contract between us two.
She left that day after I went to the ATM to get the money: the phone number, she never answered the call. She never came back to visit me as I had a few more days in Leon before going back home and when I went to complain at the General headquarters for the police in Leon, the female police officer informed me there was NOTHING they could do, the contract was not worth the paper it was written onto.
From then, I stopped being a good Samaritan in Central or Latin America.
for some mongers, their "horn dogg" is too powerful that they will and do "run red lights."
for some "working girls," their need to execute stellar customer service prompts them to not prohibit the "running of red lights."
for both, they simply justify it as lubricant or nature! red lights: having sex during menstration.
in nicaragua, a job is a job and all because a dios (ie. god) installed at 3 - 7 day monthly vacation from work does not equate to reality. they'll allow you to "run red lights." in the usa, they allow, encourage, and peer-pressure their spouse, boyfriend, or significant other to "run red lights."
after all, that's what towels and sponges are for.
after three to four years of running with the "hood rats," i have worn tired! cansado (ie. tired) of the bullsh*t and lack of peer group. tired of being #1 amongst #0's.
although it was "fun" and meat loaf didn't get played caballo, he has / is elevating the game.
meat loaf takes the game to the "dime piece b*tches". meat loaf takes the hoes international. meat loaf takes the wisdom of international sex guide to the "cluckers."
why have i and did i associate with those of ill-repute and no accomplishments? why did i associate with those types that would never be recognized within the usa?
kevlar, "this is why i hustle": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvuwrjqp_gw&feature=related
meat loaf elevates his game
after three to four years of running with the "hood rats," i have worn tired! cansado (ie. tired) of the bullsh*t and lack of peer group. tired of being #1 amongst #0's.
although it was "fun" and meat loaf didn't get played caballo, he has / is elevating the game.
meat loaf takes the game to the "dime piece b*tches". meat loaf takes the hoes international. meat loaf takes the wisdom of international sex guide to the "cluckers."
why have i and did i associate with those of ill-repute and no accomplishments? why did i associate with those types that would never be recognized within the usa?
kevlar, "this is why i hustle": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvuwrjqp_gw&feature=related
meat loaf is searching for:
1. a "f*ck piece" that can handle 5 - 7 nutts per day. a dame that knows her duty is to keep the p*ssy available, at my will. a dame that serves tres platos in public and private. a dame that adores photos and films, and maybe a few guests.
2. a dame that has occupational potential.
3. a dame that has educational attainment and potential.
4. a dame that has 0% usa-aspirations.
5. a dame that has mastery of her native-tongue. a dame that can converse on all topics and with all types of people.
6. a dame that has a womb to produce up to 5 offspring, if i choose to bless her.
7. a dame that understands meat loaf is in demand. a dame that is mature in relationships and can share. a dame that is not jealous nor confused into thinking 1-man for 1-woman.
8. a dame that is not the caballa for her family / household. a dame with independent thought from that of her family.
9. a dame that is "worthy" of global travel, residence, and internationalist exposure.
10. a dame that can and will grow with meat loaf. this aint no 1-hour polvo session, but a lifetime of lifestyle.
the above are the requirements of meat loaf. it's hard and a lot of work to place b*tches on the program. why? 'cause they are programmed to exploit you, the male, and make you the caballo. ignorance prevents them from truly winning at the game of life.
for if find a female; i want three (3) minimum; they will be placed on international payroll and reap the benefits my labour and their labour as well.
of course, this is without a marriage or co-habitation contract. the offspring become cheaper by the dozen.
meat loaf objective: to place three (3) chicas, with their / our ninos, on my compound with each having a separate housing structure of g8 standards. to have my #1 b*tch live within my primary residence. to have two (2) live-in maids within the primary residence. result: to f*ck six (6) b*tches at the will of meat loaf, and everyone is happy. extrapolate this residential environment at all meat loaf domiciles, worldwide.
dancehall reggae, "energize medley": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ejegz0zcm&feature=related
So, I've gotten more vicious with my "pimp hand" when it comes to these hoes.
Topic of Conversation: Children.
Girls will ask if I have any children and I tell them yes, although I do not. I then immediately tell that the mother gets US $0 in "child support." This is said as to thwart their idea that they can play me for 20-years with offspring. They then ask why the mother gets US $0 in financial assistance to rear the offspring. I reply that I need my cash for their p*ssy access and whatever loser the mother finds can pay her for p*ssy access, just as I am doing with the hoe-of-the-day. I then tell them that children are the problem of the mother.
What's funny is that all of these girls have children and are struggling, if not prostituting, for SURVIVAL and financial subsistence of the offspring.
I then tell them that my job as a male is to f*ck b*tches and get them pregnant. And when they do get pregnant, it will be cool, but don't expect anything other than US $0. In fact, I might not give a f*ck.
Do you know what happens next?
We have sex raw dogg and while we're f*cking I'm telling them that I'm going to get them pregnant with a huge load. I then bust a nutt in their gutts and tell them you contact me in 9-months when the baby is born. I hold their legs high in the air so that the sperm can travel to their ovaries.
Females Don't Give a F*ck.
Although I try to make the most unattractive proprosition that guarantees their demise, they don't care. They simply want to f*ck and maybe get pregnant so they can have a new toy to display.
And they (ie. government legislation) want males to take responsibility for the female's actions / motives. The servitude of a caballo-base via (1) labour and (2) taxation.
Mc Jefinho de Bello Horizonte: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wWzZ8kjohw&feature=related
Señor Loaf …… please … lay back and chill just a bit! Take a bottle of Flor de Caña to the beach and relax and breath deeply, buddy.
Señor Loaf please lay back and chill just a bit! Take a bottle of Flor de Caña to the beach and relax and breath deeply, buddy.Well, I may not be, in my personal opinion, as cynic sounding as Meat Loaf but I must say he's got a point.
I met in the Oxygene disco in Leon an attractive, long black haired chick who claims to be a Licenciada en Administracion de Empresas and approached me as I was standing at the bar. I accepted her invitation to dance but as soon as I got outside the disco she was approached by a muscular young man of her age in the next door restaurant (early thirties) lamenting the fact that he learned her brother suicided himself and that her brother was like a brother to him. This cinema or cinema-like went for a good 15 minutes period and meanwhile she proceeded to order a beer I paid and she barely touched.
When we managed to leave that restaurant, she started crying over my shoulder over this brother who after mixing beer and some drugs decided to end his life. She needed to sit down on the sidewalk for a while to digest the remembrance of it.
And in the midst of all this (if this was not enough) she apprised me of the loss of her job that day, fired by her boss.
Needless to say, there was no way I was going to screw that night as for supplement she informed me she was a divorced mother of a 7-year old daughter and she didn't see how she was going to buy her the uniform, the shoes and the registration fee for the school year to start the following Monday.
I have rarely met a young Nica female in her early 20s to middle thirties who is not divorced with young school children. You start wondering why the dad does not provide for his offspring, why so soon after marriage they got pregnant without planning for a marriage failure and WHY it is the later boyfriend or friend of one night who needs to provide for the failure to provide of their past husband.
I have been here a few months but I really wonder if I needed to stay here for a year period this sad " cultural " or traditional state would not get on my nerves like Meat Loaf.
By the way, I am talking about semi-pros or non-pros.
We were finally able to leave.
In Nicaragua, the Gringo needs to leave the country for G8 every 6-months to cleanse their mind and to stay sane. I wrote this fact in 2007.
You're doing good with the posts, "Victorn."
The d*ck she experienced in the past should not be held liable for her continued existence. After all, he has 0% consideration (ie. legal term for reciprocity).
The d*ck of the day is the only person receiving consideration (ie. sex) for his financial contribution, not the guy from yesterday or yester-year.
Those that pay in the present and future for past p*ssy slain are pulling caballo. They have 0% reciprocity from the female.
Those that pay for p*ssy today, get p*ssy today. This is 100% consideration.
(1) "Victorn," when you tell a Chica Nica / or any girl that you pay 0% child support they will get excited. (They will immediately gravitate to you, the male, should pay 'cause they are having to pay the child's bills daily. This is their personal bias and of course they would like a free check or gift coming in daily / weekly / monthly for 0% effort. They will not get disgusted or violent with the excitement.) (2) You then tell the female that if the child were being reared by you, the father, then you would pay for the child's expenses daily, but not a child support payer / Western Union sender / Every other weekend father / and other non-custodial parent roles. She will sympathize and empathize with you. (3) You then tell her that you need to keep your money in your hands / pockets so that you can financially support (ie. mantener) her and her child(ren), correct? She will agree and the entire conversation about you paying 0% child support will evaporate and never resurface. All females care about is their share of your assets or occupational capacity (ie. money making potential) by force or choice.
The guy then, immediately, should take the p*ssy to the bedroom, table, or couch and f*ck her. She will be eager to give you the p*ssy. You then tell her that you're going to bust a strong nutt inside of her. And she will say okay.
This sh*t is stupid, but true: This is how females behave. They run and do whatever with a pass or liberty, and then look for some sucker to pay for their faults / mistakes / bad choices. In the meanwhile, the "bad guy" never answers up and he doesn't care 'cause the rewards reaped are more, last longer, and less expensive than the sucker role.
D*ck of the Day Should Pay: D*ck of Yesterday, Go Away.
Iguana Six
02-07-10, 00:25
Well, I may not be, in my personal opinion, as cynic sounding as Meat Loaf but I must say he's got a point.
I met in the Oxygene disco in Leon an attractive, long black haired chick who
- claims to be a Licenciada en Administracion de Empresas and ...
- lamenting the fact that he learned her brother suicided himself........
-And in the midst of all this (if this was not enough) she apprised me of the loss of her job that day, fired by her boss..............
- as for supplement she informed me she was a divorced mother of a 7-year old daughter and
- she didn't see how she was going to buy her the uniform, the shoes and the registration fee for the school year to start the following Monday.
We were finally able to leave.
Caballo alert! Caballo alert! All that was missing to complete this "Lost in Space" scenario was that old nelly, Dr. Smith, simpering "Oh, dear!!!!"
I bet that if you stayed with her another day, she would have told you her house was hit by a meteor and here mother was kidnapped by pirates/eaten by a shark!
Caballo alert! Caballo alert! All that was missing to complete this "Lost in Space" scenario was that old nelly, Dr. Smith, simpering "Oh, dear!!!!"
I bet that if you stayed with her another day, she would have told you her house was hit by a meteor and here mother was kidnapped by pirates/eaten by a shark!Well, that night she refused to come in and stay for a while in my apt. But she did ask me to go to the toilet; always a gentleman, I willingly accepted.
She went home and the Sunday afternoon(2 days later), by now a bit more sober, she came to my door in a sexy miniskirt willing to apparently do anything.
She mentioned a nice place for dinner and I said fine as I wanted on Sunday evening to keep some company. She went home, put on a regular pair of jeans and an embroidered white blouse and high heels, well the whole kit.
She suggested a place called Mediterraneo, an upper middle class restaurant in Leon with light blue walls, diners conversing in a hushed tone, married couples, group of friends.
We had a great meal with gaseosas for 335 cordobas (16 dollars) and then without asking returned home and got herself ready for french kissing and then demanded to go to my bed.
We held a 30-minute session, she ever the GFE, and dropped a 300 cordobas amount in her open purse she accepted with a bobbing of the head.
I know what Meat Loaf would have said but I could not let her go without helping her through this series of cumulating events in her life. She was and is a very polite person and in a macho country like Nicaragua felt willing to help a bit.
after three to four years of running with the "hood rats," i have worn tired! cansado (ie. tired) of the bullsh*t and lack of peer group. tired of being #1 amongst #0's.
although it was "fun" and meat loaf didn't get played caballo, he has / is elevating the game.
meat loaf takes the game to the "dime piece b*tches". meat loaf takes the hoes international. meat loaf takes the wisdom of international sex guide to the "cluckers."
why have i and did i associate with those of ill-repute and no accomplishments? why did i associate with those types that would never be recognized within the usa?
kevlar, "this is why i hustle": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvuwrjqp_gw&feature=relatedeven a "c" student will look like an "a" student in a room full of "f" students.
Well, that night she refused to come in and stay for a while in my apt. But she did ask me to go to the toilet; always a gentleman, I willingly accepted.
She went home and the Sunday afternoon(2 days later), by now a bit more sober, she came to my door in a sexy miniskirt willing to apparently do anything.
She mentioned a nice place for dinner and I said fine as I wanted on Sunday evening to keep some company. She went home, put on a regular pair of jeans and an embroidered white blouse and high heels, well the whole kit.
She suggested a place called Mediterraneo, an upper middle class restaurant in Leon with light blue walls, diners conversing in a hushed tone, married couples, group of friends.
We had a great meal with gaseosas for 335 cordobas (16 dollars) and then without asking returned home and got herself ready for french kissing and then demanded to go to my bed.
We held a 30-minute session, she ever the GFE, and dropped a 300 cordobas amount in her open purse she accepted with a bobbing of the head.
I know what Meat Loaf would have said but I could not let her go without helping her through this series of cumulating events in her life. She was and is a very polite person and in a macho country like Nicaragua felt willing to help a bit.
So you paid C$335 + C$300 = C$635 for a 30-minute session?
"Victorn," you young Gringos, usually hippies, in Leon are spoiling them hoes.
Lesson #1: They will always come back 'cause they don't know anyone else with money.
Lesson #2: Never let them back after they've been fired or "acted up." (The reason I got "jacked" for C$1,000 was 'cause I let the ex-employee back in after her firing. And she made me and my maid pay.)
Why does she change her clothes so much? Why did you let her choose a place so expensive to eat? What will be here story in a few days as she returns to the "scene of the crime"- her fleecing of a Gringo?
"Victorn," I'll be in Leon in a few weeks to "put 'dem hoes in their place"- their knees, but you are not an ISG Senior Member and cannot receive PM.)
So you paid C$335 + C$300 = C$635 for a 30-minute session?
"Victorn," you young Gringos, usually hippies, in Leon are spoiling them hoes.
Lesson #1: They will always come back 'cause they don't know anyone else with money.
Lesson #2: Never let them back after they've been fired or "acted up." (The reason I got "jacked" for C$1,000 was 'cause I let the ex-employee back in after her firing. And she made me and my maid pay.)
Why does she change her clothes so much? Why did you let her choose a place so expensive to eat? What will be here story in a few days as she returns to the "scene of the crime"- her fleecing of a Gringo?
"Victorn," I'll be in Leon in a few weeks to "put 'dem hoes in their place"- their knees, but you are not an ISG Senior Member and cannot receive PM.)
Meat Loaf is correct : I did let her choose an expensive restaurant in Leon because I did not want to visit this place as a LONELY soul ; it was good for me to have some company.
No, I did not pay her 335 Cordobas for her meal ; it was the total sum for BOTH of us .
Is she a hoe ? From all appearences, ( I did not check her Cedula or other IDs) she seems a genuine mother who lost her job with a brother who committed suicide. Did she get really a Licenciatura de Adminstracion de Empresas ? The jury is still out.
What I can see in the bar scene in Leon : the Nica men treat their Nica girlfriends of the night like a squeezed lemon they are prepared to eject out as quickly as they got them.
Thanks , Meat Loaf , for your offer to instruct me in the fine details of treating hoes in Leon . I will be leaving Leon soon ( no more than 8 days ) for more pleasant semi-pros scenery in a different country : Colombia or Cuba.
After more than 10 weeks in Leon, I need sorely a different scenery for my sanity.
Iguana Six
02-08-10, 09:16
.....sounds like it is working out. Glad that it is....
Meat Loaf is correct : I did let her choose an expensive restaurant in Leon because I did not want to visit this place as a LONELY soul ; it was good for me to have some company.
No, I did not pay her 335 Cordobas for her meal ; it was the total sum for BOTH of us .
Is she a hoe ? From all appearences, ( I did not check her Cedula or other IDs) she seems a genuine mother who lost her job with a brother who committed suicide. Did she get really a Licenciatura de Adminstracion de Empresas ? The jury is still out.
What I can see in the bar scene in Leon : the Nica men treat their Nica girlfriends of the night like a squeezed lemon they are prepared to eject out as quickly as they got them.
Thanks , Meat Loaf , for your offer to instruct me in the fine details of treating hoes in Leon . I will be leaving Leon soon ( no more than 8 days ) for more pleasant semi-pros scenery in a different country : Colombia or Cuba.
After more than 10 weeks in Leon, I need sorely a different scenery for my sanity.
Nicaragua wore you out after 2.5 months? That sounds about right. It's tough to stay sane: How sane is Meat Loaf evidenced by his posting legacy and his full-time residency and citizenship aspirations? Not very!
Cali, Colombia, is good.
Good job with your postings.
I remember when I lived in Nicaragua in '97 and '98, I had to get out of the country every 6 weeks or so ... just to reset my sanity! I am not talking just woman chasing and carnal enjoyment, but just the day-to-day grind of living there. Driving around town, the Nicaraguan mentality, being expected to pay for everything, the lack of common sense ... it was draining. But I loved every second of my two years living in Nicaragua and 11 years of working there, and would do it all over again. But it does get to you.
I remember when I lived in Nicaragua in '97 and '98, I had to get out of the country every 6 weeks or so ... just to reset my sanity! I am not talking just woman chasing and carnal enjoyment, but just the day-to-day grind of living there. Driving around town, the Nicaraguan mentality, being expected to pay for everything, the lack of common sense ... it was draining. But I loved every second of my two years living in Nicaragua and 11 years of working there, and would do it all over again. But it does get to you.
1. The Nicaraguan mentality being that they expect you (ie. someone other than the individual) to pay for everything.
2. Their lack of common sense.
3. It does get to you.
4. I had to get out of the country every 6 weeks or so, just to keep my sanity.
Last year, I started my personal clothing line. It's going and went okay. The obtainment of various cloth makes it rather difficult, but the shirts are nice. The shorts aren't. I've started getting my sandals and shoes personally made as well.
While I wait for my personally tailored wardrobe to come to fruition, my everyday gear has suffered. Hence, I got Nicaraguan.
I sent my live-in, my #1 girl but not my only one, to the tienda de ropa usada. I've never bought much used clothing before except for a tee-shirt in Mexico City. "ISG Senior Member" forgot his black mesh shorts and polo shirt at the mansion one Sunday afternoon, and they became Meat Loaf possessions. So comfortable and top-quality they are. Nonetheless, she went and bought me some clothes.
For US $17 or C$370 I received three (3) pairs of shorts and seven (7) shirts! The shorts are Gap and Eddie Bauer. The shirts are American Eagle, Gap, a few polo shirts, and a button down. WOW. I don't care if they are used via GoodWill USA for that price and quantity.
While in G8, a consumer can't buy anything for US $17, in Nicaragua- the third world- you can outfit oneself for an entire week.
Thanks USA: Keep living that consumer dream of new purchases and new disposals. I'll take it just as I'll take your hoes too!
Man, it's hot today. Summer in Nicaragua is around the corner and the weather is increasing as such. In the summer it rains and is 95 degrees: In the winter it is dry and 90 degrees. Both seasons last for six (6) months.
I was so hot after walking to the corner store that I had to take a dip into the pool. It felt good.
In Nicaragua, one can work from their outdoor sala / office overlooking acreage; take a swim in the pool for 30-minutes; and return to the executive desk for more G8 revenues.
In contrast, you guys in North America are "snowed in" and experiencing a blizzard for the past week.
The beauty of four (4) seasons.
"Victorn," don't go! Don't leave me with these savages hungry for carne molida.
Where are you going? The truly Gringo Friendly Confines of Costa Rica? Or worse, Medellin, Colombia?
Another Gringo bites the dust in Nicaragua!
"MeeWee's" experience(s) in Nicaragua are 100% the mentality and reality. Good Job. Below are common themes and experiences in Nicaragua as taken from "MeeWee's" recent Managua-thread post.
1. Arrived and had "friend" pick me up at airport with her sister's live-in boyfriend (the one that had the most money. The other ones weren't allowed to live in the house).
2. Her house in Tipitapa was something else to write home about. A few walls (hey at least they were concrete unlike her sisters at the edge of Tipitapa. Just a few sheets of metal held up by tree trunks).
3. We bought explosive grade fireworks and drank like there's no tomorrow.
4. Friend as expected tried to get her sister to come to any invitation of dinner and such.
5. I knew this place was rough when even the taxi driver refused to take us any further into the colonia.
6. Anyway, we had our discussion and headed off to Pirates which is one of my favorites in Managua for caldo de mariscos and anything seafood. Delicious!
7. Everyone here is looking for signs of weakness from you. Once they find anything resembling this they will exploit it to the fullest. They are trained from a young age.
8. They don't value this since they have nothing of value.
9. I am now convinced it's an elaborate plan to make me think she is in love with me.
10. They invited me to her sister's quinceanera and we went to a church that was steaming hot where one of the quinceanera's friends passed out from heat exhaustion. We then had the entire party outdoors on a section of the rice fields that had been patted down and wet down with oil to keep the dust down. Everyone dressed up as much as they could but I didn't have the heart to put on most of the clothing I had brought.
11. I definitely did not want to make them think I had more money than they already thought.
12. Out there sticks, knives and guns were the law of the land. There are no cops or even traffic to wave down in case of an emergency.
13. Anything that wasn't nailed or welded down was taken.
14. These people threw all their styrofoam plates and trash all around them.
15. Drunks had to be herded and threatened so that they could take the party elsewhere.
16. One of the neighbors had his metal sheath of a door stolen and relocated about a quarter of a mile away.
17. After a spending a week in mosquito and spider Nicaragua with no air conditioning, hot water or nice bed, I opted for the comforts of the Holiday Inn.
18. She wanted to be the one calling the shots but in the end had to be set straight by telling her I was nobody's caballo to be mounted and that she was more than welcome to leave and make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out.
19. In a way you are dealing with raw survival instincts in these people.
20. The trips I take her on and the gifts I give her she will never get from anyone else.
21. Anyways, I extracted myself from her and despite all the pretend breakups she took care of me the last night and accompanied me to the airport.
22. I hadn't nor will ever give her any money for what we do. I also made that very clear that she should never ask me for any since this was an "amor del bueno" or a good love and that money would only taint it. I broke this just as we arrived at the airport. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD
23. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD to take a cab back since she had her nice clothes on and would undoubtedly be harassed on the bus, but knowing them she probably pocketed the $10 and took the local bus.
24. I'm probably being cynical but know that $10 is a lot for them. I'm sure I looked extremely rich without trying to (bring all old clothes. Ones that I wouldn't miss if stolen).
25. I can say that given the motivation they would have robbed me blind but they do have some pride if you can pin them down with their family and neighboring friends.
26. My friend still has hope that she can get the 20% as Meat mentions or the golden ticket to the States (ala Simon Cowell style).
27. She's still calling me around 10 times a day as I continue to string her along. Don't worry I always do the financial analysis before committing to her presence.
28. Even at low $/polvo this adds up. I will admit that I am only breaking even financially but feel it is worth the invest due to the real GFE.
29. All in all it justifies the break even. However, given all that I will probably be making a Tijuana trip soon to get in a double double.
Arrived and had "friend" pick me up at airport with her sister's live-in boyfriend (the one that had the most money. The other ones weren't allowed to live in the house). Her house in Tipitapa was something else to write home about. A few walls (hey at least they were concrete unlike her sisters at the edge of Tipitapa. Just a few sheets of metal held up by tree trunks). Anyway, she picked me up, took care of me in short order. We headed out to Little Corn which is my favorite for a few days before New Year's Eve. Did the usual on the island. I ate so much langosta (lobster) that my friend was calling me lobster man cause all my pores were oozing lobster scents. She took care of me all day and night. I can honestly say she is a nympho. She really does like getting off. She's always touching me in public and private. I've been with quite a few others who try to pull it off as an act but this girls hasn't changed in over a year. Took care of some scuba diving in Little Corn and headed back for New Year's Eve in Tipitapa. We bought explosive grade fireworks and drank like there's no tomorrow. Friend as expected tried to get her sister to come to any invitation of dinner and such. I clearly made the point that I was nobody's "marica" and I was not here to save the world. Once she figured I had reached my boiling point she backed off. I hit my boiling point when we were in Santa Elena colonia looking for her sister late at night. I knew this place was rough when even the taxi driver refused to take us any further into the colonia. This reminded me a bit of some of the edges of Tipitapa. Anyway, we had our discussion and headed off to Pirates which is one of my favorites in Managua for caldo de mariscos and anything seafood. Delicious!
This is where things get exciting. Everyone here is looking for signs of weakness from you. Once they find anything resembling this they will exploit it to the fullest. They are trained from a young age. Her son was brought over by her mother and he was severely berated by me so that he could understand the value of a person's private space. They don't value this since they have nothing of value. Friend got upset and I packed my bags ready to go but of course next thing I knew we were in her room with her on her knees orally, vag and anally begging me to stay. If she wasn't a true spinner and a dead ringer for Tinkerbell I would have ditched her a long time ago. She even got a tattoo with my name on it. I know you're thinking it's her novios' or husbands name but after many trips and her taking me to visit her parent's house (if you can call a hut surrounded by rice fields in Chinandega a house) I am now convinced it's an elaborate plan to make me think she is in love with me. Anyway, we headed off to Chinandega to her parent's house. They live on roughly 40 acres with the families' huts situated in the middle of the rice fields that they farm. They at least had fresh water wells (lucky I had brought loperamide). They invited me to her sister's quinceanera and we went to a church that was steaming hot where one of the quinceanera's friends passed out from heat exhaustion. We then had the entire party outdoors on a section of the rice fields that had been patted down and wet down with oil to keep the dust down. Everyone dressed up as much as they could but I didn't have the heart to put on most of the clothing I had brought. I definitely did not want to make them think I had more money than they already thought. Her mother, father and family treated me like one of their own. They obviously knew that I would be much better than any man she would ever find in this country except for present company. Out there sticks, knives and guns were the law of the land. There are no cops or even traffic to wave down in case of an emergency. When it came time to cut the cake, the scene was as if they had never seen or tasted cake (I had to remind myself that probably half of them had never tasted it). Anything that wasn't nailed or welded down was taken. These people threw all their styrofoam plates and trash all around them. The dirt dance floor was littered with refuse by the end of the night. Drunks had to be herded and threatened so that they could take the party elsewhere. One of the neighbors had his metal sheath of a door stolen and relocated about a quarter of a mile away. The next day we walked three miles down the dirt roads to get to the highway where we could wave a taxi down, head to Chinandega and then head to Managua. Friend and I had a flare up due to me disciplining her son again. After a spending a week in mosquito and spider Nicaragua with no air conditioning, hot water or nice bed, I opted for the comforts of the Holiday Inn. I told friend I was going to stay there and she could come or not. She of course chose to come and complete my night by making sure she took care of my primal needs. We went to Stradivari (my favorite restaurant) and then back to the hotel where she again BBBJTCIM, all positions and mutiple pussy to mouth exchanges. She wanted to be the one calling the shots but in the end had to be set straight by telling her I was nobody's caballo to be mounted and that she was more than welcome to leave and make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out. In a way you are dealing with raw survival instincts in these people. The trips I take her on and the gifts I give her she will never get from anyone else. She is way cute and a spinner but in a limited pool of guys in this country she probably has the best she will ever get. Anyways, I extracted myself from her and despite all the pretend breakups she took care of me the last night and accompanied me to the airport. I hadn't nor will ever give her any money for what we do. I also made that very clear that she should never ask me for any since this was an "amor del bueno" or a good love and that money would only taint it. I broke this just as we arrived at the airport. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD to take a cab back since she had her nice clothes on and would undoubtedly be harassed on the bus, but knowing them she probably pocketed the $10 and took the local bus. I'm probably being cynical but know that $10 is a lot for them. I'm sure I looked extremely rich without trying to (bring all old clothes. Ones that I wouldn't miss if stolen). Anyway, this was quite the experience and probably one that I won't forget. I will state that there are plenty of beautiful young women in Chinandega and can be found by just walking around the market and making small talk. Shouldn't take more than 2-3 minutes and you should be in. Most of the girls were hitting up on me even while I walked around with my friend. I also picked up all of my belongings from her house which she had brought back from Belize for safe keeping (had to make a quick connection and there was no way to carry my stuff from Belize). Nothing missing, all my clothes washed and ironed, all scuba gear intact and cleaned. I can say that given the motivation they would have robbed me blind but they do have some pride if you can pin them down with their family and neighboring friends. My friend still has hope that she can get the 20% as Meat mentions or the golden ticket to the States (ala Simon Cowell style). She's still calling me around 10 times a day as I continue to string her along. Don't worry I always do the financial analysis before committing to her presence. I used to be quite active usually up to 8 times a day (was confirmed by other Forum member on Tijuana trip). Even at low $/polvo this adds up. I will admit that I am only breaking even financially but feel it is worth the invest due to the real GFE. She hugs and kisses me endlessly in public and private. She actually keeps me awake wanting more and more. We dance, drink and fuck incessantly. She takes care of me when I'm sloppy drunk to make sure no one takes advantage and she doesn't rip me off either. She also puts up with me when I'm sloppy drunk as I do of her when she gets sloppy drunk. All in all it justifies the break even. However, given all that I will probably be making a Tijuana trip soon to get in a double double. There's just something about a double.
Anyway, that's my two cents.
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BluntForceTrauma
02-12-10, 23:28
Went to get materials to build a big iguana cage. Decided to get a beer, relax, and cool off once I got to the place. Hot as he11, tired and still half drunk from the night before. Decided to sit there at the bus terminal area, look over the populace and pretty women, drink some more medicine. Southeastern side of the bus area...
To keep a short story even shorter, I discoved a new place: Tragamonedas California - a slot machine place that serves second hand as a working girl location. Little Carolina sure was cute, well, maybe a few years ago. First time I ever came around, Gringo gracias a Dios, and she quoted 160. Most gals were nasty. One had a bod that was really terrific and in hot pants, real ugly face though. I'd have to say, this place was even more sleazy than the place in San Salvador where I took a gal back to the closet for the price of a local beer years ago. Man, this place was nassssty.
Tragamonedas California - Southeast side of the Huembes bus terminal. The lowest of the low I know.
BFT out.
"Victorn," don't go! Don't leave me with these savages hungry for carne molida.
Where are you going? The truly Gringo Friendly Confines of Costa Rica? Or worse, Medellin, Colombia?
Another Gringo bites the dust in Nicaragua!Well, Meat Loaf, you know , when I tell the taxi driver I am getting my tickets for Costa-Rica he asks me when I am coming back; a loaded question to find out what I cannot stand about this country after 12 weeks :
the dust coming at you at ALL times of the day or night , the feeling you are ALWAYS being watched, the never-ending request for a regalo from any of your contacts ( the waiter at a disco, the street kids, the adult beggar at the street corner thrusting her hand to nearly grabbing your arm, etc )
yes, Meat Loaf, you become carne molida even if you are on self-defense; no wonder their upper middle class rushes home at 9 every evening and bars the gates to retreat to their colonial homes. So, I was told by a 40ish Nica owner of a guest hotel.
In Leon, there are few oasis or relaxing spots for a Gringo : hit the Yia Yia hippie like hostel if this is your bag and meet hippie gringas over a cheap meal at G8 prices or wander to Bar Baro the only bar-restaurant with decent service and food still at G8 prices ( an omelette with 3 or 4 slices of french bread and 2 mini slices of tomato for 4 bucks) open till midnight.
But , they are friendly people in their way, and the cost of living is real low for a G8 person.
I may return, Meat Loaf, but for all its faults I think Managua is more welcoming for a Gringo used to malls, shopping centres, variety of restaurant sand meals, and variety of services and products.
Well, Meat Loaf, you know , when I tell the taxi driver I am getting my tickets for Costa-Rica he asks me when I am coming back; a loaded question to find out what I cannot stand about this country after 12 weeks :
the dust coming at you at ALL times of the day or night , the feeling you are ALWAYS being watched, the never-ending request for a regalo from any of your contacts ( the waiter at a disco, the street kids, the adult beggar at the street corner thrusting her hand to nearly grabbing your arm, etc )
yes, Meat Loaf, you become carne molida even if you are on self-defense; no wonder their upper middle class rushes home at 9 every evening and bars the gates to retreat to their colonial homes. So, I was told by a 40ish Nica owner of a guest hotel.
In Leon, there are few oasis or relaxing spots for a Gringo : hit the Yia Yia hippie like hostel if this is your bag and meet hippie gringas over a cheap meal at G8 prices or wander to Bar Baro the only bar-restaurant with decent service and food still at G8 prices ( an omelette with 3 or 4 slices of french bread and 2 mini slices of tomato for 4 bucks) open till midnight.
But , they are friendly people in their way, and the cost of living is real low for a G8 person.
I may return, Meat Loaf, but for all its faults I think Managua is more welcoming for a Gringo used to malls, shopping centres, variety of restaurant sand meals, and variety of services and products.
"Victorn,"
You had just a taste of Nicaragua. And you were in the best area based upon demographics. That being a progressive city, but not the main city; an active tourist / Gringo community; Nicaraguan prices; Latin American experience; "money" stamped on your forehead / skin; and a pleasant personality.
Now, imagine it only getting worse! 'Cause it does and is: In Managua, it gets worse but on a different level. Granada and Leon are what is safe to say / commonly referred to as "tourist destinations." Not like Sandals in Jamaica or Cancun, but a place people travel to that are well-traveled. With this being the case, Granada and Leon have the best community for a Gringo / ex-pat based upon language and citizenship. In Managua, there is 0% / it gets harder to find.
Hence, Managua does not make Nicaragua better nor will it re-shape your opinion / recommendation or lack of concerning Nicaragua. Everyone that lives here, foreigner and citizen, know and agree that Nicaragua is 100% bullsh*t. It's a place that very few really desire to reside: It's a place to use your spring board for other countries due to its GUARANTEED SUCCESS if you can hustle in yet another foreign land (ie. work in another country and live in Nicaragua.)
Costa Rica is a place where the Gringo is well-infiltrated. That's both good and bad. Ex-pats of Nicaragua don't like ex-pats of Costa Rica: Ex-pats of Costa Rica don't like ex-pats of Nicaragua. There is this feud 'cause we think those in Costa Rica are getting ripped off on pricing.
The money is what it's all about. They don't work / do anything to acquire the money: They ask you to work and acquire the money and give to them. That is the culture of 100% households in Nicaragua with each having 5 -12 residents / inhabitants.
Don't laugh and don't be amazed. For it is this laughter and this ignorance / amazement that will make you carne molida when you enter Nicaragua.
"Victorn," you had just a 12-week taste of Nicaragua; are you ready to bite off some more Nicaragua and digest its nutrients. Probably not. Instead, he will go to "greener pastures" and rightfully so.
¡Hay Dios Mio! (Oh my God.)
I noticed that someone has paid / purchased a banner ad on the Nicaraguan thread. These banner ads cost US $300 and above per month, as charged by Jackson.
The banner ad concerns "offshore asset protection." Meat Loaf posts for the past 3-years have discussed offshore finance; asset protection; legal actions within the USA; and immigration. The banner discusses the same topics.
I did not purchase this advertisement, but noticed it just as you have. This means that Meat Loaf's readership is vast, educated, and deep. For someone to hold Meat Loaf posts in such high regard as to market their services to Meat Loaf's captive audience is a compliment in itself.
Here is the advertisement: http://www.byebyebigbrother.net/?isg1
This is not my advertisement, but I would design a new brochure with sizzle and shine 'cause Meat Loaf's readership wants to execute what I've taught them for three (3) years, post 2007.
Meat Loaf ads value to ISG / Jackson.
This morning (February 14) I was awakened by some loud serenade music; it was to be precise 5 am
I rent a small 1-bedroom apt downtown Leon where among stores dot the area some colonial homes with interior gardens owned by old Leon bourgeoisie.
At first, I interpreted this loud serenade music as coming from some uncontrolled young Leon drinkers partying late in the morning.
I forced myself out of the comfort of my bed, tiptoed to my front door and ever silently opened it to find out that serenade music was being played by a live trio of guitarists on the sidewalk just against the wall of a mansion.
I guess the mansion's owner wanted to serenade his lovely old wife as a surprise for the Valentine day as well as impress his neighbours.
That serenade went on for a good 10 minutes period before the trio packed their guitars and jumped in their car and left.
How sweet but also how disrespectful of his neighbours right to sleep undisturbed.
Meat Loaf, does Granada old bourgeoisie keep up with this Leon chivalry?
By the way, none of the neighbours raised their voice to complain; I was the only one, it seems, to find this out of line.
This morning (February 14) I was awakened by some loud serenade music; it was to be precise 5 am
I rent a small 1-bedroom apt downtown Leon where among stores dot the area some colonial homes with interior gardens owned by old Leon bourgeoisie.
At first, I interpreted this loud serenade music as coming from some uncontrolled young Leon drinkers partying late in the morning.
I forced myself out of the comfort of my bed, tiptoed to my front door and ever silently opened it to find out that serenade music was being played by a live trio of guitarists on the sidewalk just against the wall of a mansion.
I guess the mansion's owner wanted to serenade his lovely old wife as a surprise for the Valentine day as well as impress his neighbours.
That serenade went on for a good 10 minutes period before the trio packed their guitars and jumped in their car and left.
How sweet but also how disrespectful of his neighbours right to sleep undisturbed.
Meat Loaf, does Granada old bourgeoisie keep up with this Leon chivalry?
By the way, none of the neighbours raised their voice to complain; I was the only one, it seems, to find this out of line.
Part of Nicaraguan culture is not to have expectations / standards / respect / courtesy / social norms. They never tell anyone, anything which is why you can do whatever you want and nobody will say anything. This includes children that don't go to school; children that harass and curse adults; children that get high on your doorstep; etcetera.
In Granada, downtown, they have marching bands that start playing at 0430 hours.
Nicaraguans are not chivalrous! They whistle at girls when they are with their husbands / boyfriends; they grab girls buttocks when walking down the street; they don't walk hand-in-hand; nor do they financially support their baby's momma' / wife / girlfriend. After all, this is what Gringos are for!
All that chivalry is a sign of weakness. How would you look being all romantic and paying all of the bills too? Baboso.
You must be a dogg to earn respect, not some chump from Rock Hudson movies.
I have a*sholes playing "ding-dog ditch" with my doorbell at all times of day and night including 3 a.m. If you complain, they will break out your windows with rocks: If you complain, they will throw rocks at your house for 15-minutes. Instead, I took out the doorbell battery and spray them in the eyes with pepper spray at 3 a.m.
They are so f*cking ignorant / rude / stupid / have 0% resprect / trash. They respect nobody and nothing.
"Victorn," is being smart by leaving Nicaragua while he still can!
There is nothing here for someone of G8 who is not looking to retire and drink away their days as single-person.
For a 60-year old with no female and US $1,500 pension, maybe he'll have fun for a few months; but for anyone else, it's horrible.
'Yall some b*tches!
Tiger Woods is suppose to f*ck hoes and shoot loads! "Oh, I guess 'cause he was lying to the general public as being a "family man" caused his problems: If Tiger Woods had told the truth he would not have earned US $1 Billion in revenues which is the argument.
Tiger Woods told a lie about being a "family man." Tiger Woods earned US $1 Billion in revenue from such lie. Tiger Woods f*cked hoes as he should when one has US $1 Billion. Remember, women are prostitutes and he can / could buy more than his competitor- males. Being "cock-blocks," other males want to take his throne.
Fox News reports that Tiger Woods got a porn star pregnant two (2) times. Good Job!
Has he told the truth about not being a "family man"- with a white hoe to boot- he would have not earned US $1 Billion in revenues, but still would have f*cked a massive number of b*tches and lived the life of a sleaze in the open and stress free.
Then again, what anyone says is moot 'cause he has US $1 Billion and we / you / they don't: They some haters!
Keep in mind that none of this verifiable as people seek fame, Jocyln James: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGGL_en___NI353&hs=3Bm&num=50&resnum=0&q=joslyn%20james&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Source: Rush Limbaugh; Fox News.
I beat that Chela p*ssy a few times over the past month, but have been too tired to post.
I beat some p*ssy from years ago, but have been too tired to post.
I beat some Bluefields p*ssy five (5) months ago, but did not post.
I've added to my porno collection of bootlegged videos.
I, Meat Loaf, will attempt to post sensational sexually explicit postings that have earned me your loyalty and has earned you stroke material.
'Yall some b*tches!
Tiger Woods is suppose to f*ck hoes and shoot loads! "Oh, I guess 'cause he was lying to the general public as being a "family man" caused his problems: If Tiger Woods had told the truth he would not have earned US $1 Billion in revenues which is the argument.
Tiger Woods told a lie about being a "family man." Tiger Woods earned US $1 Billion in revenue from such lie. Tiger Woods f*cked hoes as he should when one has US $1 Billion. Remember, women are prostitutes and he can / could buy more than his competitor- males. Being "cock-blocks," other males want to take his throne.
Fox News reports that Tiger Woods got a porn star pregnant two (2) times. Good Job!
Has he told the truth about not being a "family man"- with a white hoe to boot- he would have not earned US $1 Billion in revenues, but still would have f*cked a massive number of b*tches and lived the life of a sleaze in the open and stress free.
Then again, what anyone says is moot 'cause he has US $1 Billion and we / you / they don't: They some haters!Meat Loaf , I thought I was the only one in the whole world to think like this; we are brothers on this one.
yes, Tiger Woods LIED about the picture of being a solid upper middle class FAMILY man.
He should have stuck to being a top golf player , make his millions and enjoy ALL the chicks he wanted.
Having more money, he has access to more desirable chicks than us the poor middle class guys.
Bill Clinton DID the same about the family image. I guess it's trying to please the mass and their expectations.
Meat Loaf , I thought I was the only one in the whole world to think like this; we are brothers on this one.
yes, Tiger Woods LIED about the picture of being a solid upper middle class FAMILY man.
He should have stuck to being a top golf player , make his millions and enjoy ALL the chicks he wanted.
Having more money, he has access to more desirable chicks than us the poor middle class guys.
Bill Clinton DID the same about the family image. I guess it's trying to please the mass and their expectations.
Way too many readers on ISG can vouch for this.
They live the double-life their entire life until age 50 - 60. At such age, they start to sneak overseas for some anonymous p*ssy. They were lying their entire lives with marriage (ie. 1-man, 1-woman). They were placing a facade on who they were / are just for the masses.
These "suckers" never had the strength to be honest with any female, themselves, nor society. Instead, they volunteered for the caballo role 'cause to do any different requires hard work, talent, and strength. Instead, they chose caballo.
After miles / years of pulling caballo they are 50 - 60 years old. They didn't acquire anything of value; they got taken for 50% and / or 20%; they missed out on all the p*ssy that Meat Loaf gets daily. They were dis-honest.
Just as Tiger Woods, you ISG lurkers live in the closet. And when you appear everyone wants to tax you. Why? 'Cause they feel violated or bamboozeled; they are some "cock blocks" desireous to f*ck hoes, but they too are jealous and weak caballos; and for the glory of b*tches that don't / never have / never will respect their caballo actions.
Meat Loaf is 100% honest with everyone and everything. And look at my results. Truth pays; lies don't.
Why does he need to apologize for getting p*ssy? 'Cause he was married.
Why does a woman not need to apologize for anything sexual or reproductive? 'Cause caballos place p*ssy on a pedastal.
Traveling around Chinandega, everyone asked me, when up close and personal, where I was from. I replied Bluefields. Being Black makes it easy for me to infiltrate the entire society of Nicaragua.
They wondered how could I afford to travel from Bluefields on the Atlantic Coast to Chinandega on the Pacific Coast.
Some implied that I was a drug boy, and I used my Cd. Juarez, Mexico, residency to lead them on. Others implied that I must have money. Little did they know that I´m a ful-blown USA-Corporate exective.
With skin color, average clothing, and Spanish fluency everyone assumes that I too am a loser. Only readers of Meat Loaf posts know the truth.
My buddy has been retired in San Juan Del Sur since late 90s bought a nice spread north of town had a garage with living quarters built under his supervision ie unskilled Nicos working for $30 per week. Going to Rivas to Flamingos we went there when I visited in 2004 drinking beers there 80 cents a pop while I got the toyota washed inside and out across the street $3.00. Also laid chicas at Flamingo $8.00. Anyway he had a young housekeeper slash cook 23 year old Nica at his place paid her $100 per month included full service whenever he wanted. Alas. He got her pregnant she had twins he did the right thing married her in Nicaragua built a nica house on the property for his family bliss right. Took her and kids to US to establish dual citizenship for the kids. The minute they got back she announces I'm divorcing you you 65 year old man and you better build me a house down the road behind my parents place or else.
My buddy has been retired in San Juan Del Sur since late 90s bought a nice spread north of town had a garage with living quarters built under his supervision ie unskilled Nicos working for $30 per week. Going to Rivas to Flamingos we went there when I visited in 2004 drinking beers there 80 cents a pop while I got the toyota washed inside and out across the street $3.00. Also laid chicas at Flamingo $8.00. Anyway he had a young housekeeper slash cook 23 year old Nica at his place paid her $100 per month included full service whenever he wanted. Alas. He got her pregnant she had twins he did the right thing married her in Nicaragua built a nica house on the property for his family bliss right. Took her and kids to US to establish dual citizenship for the kids. The minute they got back she announces I'm divorcing you you 65 year old man and you better build me a house down the road behind my parents place or else.
He should have expected that. His wife / woman in the USA did the same thing to him. So he thinks that a few dollars / pesos will buy him love / lovalty with a 40 year old age difference; langague difference; cultural difference; etcetera.
When they ask me where I am from, I lie just like they do and say Bluefields. They want to here that I am Nicaraguan too. Sometimes when I tell them that I am from the USA, they get angry and loose respect for me. This just happened this morning. When I say Bilwi or Bluefields they start trying to prove to me how many Black / Africans they have in their family blood lines.
I aint gonna´let no 3rd World b*tch play me with the help of USA legislation.
Good Story Big Guy.
During my 7-day Nicaraguan "residential dislocation," I visited seven (7) cities in seven (7) days via the "chicken bus!" Who rolls harder than Meat Loaf? A nadie.
Chinandega.
Leon.
Esteli.
Jinotega.
Matagalpa.
Boaca.
Juigalpa.
And Managua- the old neighborhood.
Ahorra mismo, Meat Loaf is back at the executive desk conducting commerce.
During the trip I ran out of business cards and met regional leaders of commerce, both foreign and domestic.
Back in the "Gringo Friendly Confines" I suffer, but am very pleased to be at work.
Board of Directors instructed Meat Loaf to take a vacation after implementing a new product line that is producing stellar results. The last vacation taken by Meat Loaf was over two (2) years ago.
Meat Loaf rides the executive desk where he belongs and yearns!
Brazilian Funk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yEhunaljPg&feature=related
It was a Saturday afternoon when I came across this non-talented "hustler." I wasn't really interested in her, but by the two (2) of us sharing cultural similarities made me want to befriend her. Greetings were shared and I was instructed to wait for her return as she had errands to terminate.
While waiting for "Drama Mamma'," a carnal informed me of her hustle. Illusions of grandeur, elegance, and "value" is her mentality, erroneously. He told me that she had just arrived from Costa Rica where she "hustled" some "sucker a*s Gringo" in Gringolandia. I was also informed that she was trying to live the high-life: Living in opulence as Meat Loaf does- rightfully- is her quest and she's willing to work her money maker to the end of your bone. Paris, Germany, and other European countries is his her objective.
Returning from her errand, we shared further conversation. Enjoying the cheers of guests as they enter my mansion encouraged us to make a house call.
Readers of Meat Loaf posts know that Meat Loaf is not nor does he pull caballo. And this holds especially true for those with 0% accomplishment and 0% potential which is her executive summary.
Everything was fine for the first few hours of knowing one another and I even considered allowing her to live in the mansion.
She made a statement, "I like to do the finer things in life. I like the "zip line"; I like eating at restaurants; I like to take tours of the islands in Granada. My response was, "I like those things too, but who's going to pay for it." Lots-of-Laughs.
I guess she figured that I was a typical Gringo in Granada yearning to give regalos and pay for companionship. Unfortunately for her, I'm Meat Loaf and not a 50 or 60-year old Gringo on vacation needing a victory.
We share drinks and conversation at the mansion overlooking the Granada skyline. To decipher her accented-English was hard and I chose to communicate with her in Spanish.
Not knowing what the future entailed or if she was a real person worthy of amistad, I went along for the ride. Later that evening we attended a costume party and had a nice time. At the end of the party we returned to the mansion where she was to spend the night, but only after purchasing three (3) boxes of Chocolate-flavoured condoms. (Meat Loaf Chocolate Flavoured.)
I was tired from the day's activities. Her youth and energy was a challenge for this 35-year old existing on my personal schedule. Nonetheless, I held-up like a trooper.
We returned to the mansion and she began to use her money maker of the assets that allowed her to play a European-Gringo for seven (7) months. Some sucker a*s European-Gringo had met her earlier in time and taken her to Europe for seven (7) months where she developed the false illusion that she's worthy of G8 residency and travel. (In Granada, the tourists are real suckers / tricks / fools / bobos and wine-and-dine bullsh*t b*tches; impregnate tramps; marry hoes that give me the p*ssy for a porkchop; and offer 3rd world stank the G8 refugee program. Granada is lacking real players and P.I.M.P.S. and most foreigners are nothing more than tricks and Simps.)
And for "Drama Mamma'," she was relatively fresh from this exploitation, or at least that was / is her sale pitch. Unfortunately for her, Meat Loaf does not and is not impressed by Europe and actually gives hoes demerits for such fantasies of success and accomplishments.
More to come in the future....
She's a Project B*tch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_lZY4IqA3w&feature=related
Entering the mansion, I played some dancehall reggae thinking that she might appreciate this demographic companionship.
She took off her clothes and paraded around the 1,600 sq. foot living room with nothing but a thong. She has a really nice a*s that I would size at 7 - 8 and chocolate.
After about 1-hour in the madrugada, we adjourned upstairs to master bedroom.
With three (3) boxes of chocolate condoms in hand, she placed them onto the night stand. I can't remember if kisses were exchanged, but she took off my clothes.
Nice titties, nice a*s, and smooth, firm skin is what she possess in her early-20s.
We performed oral sex upon one another. She takes d*ck sucking seriously and places her body in various positions so that you may admire her body as she works your chocolate.
It was time for penetration and this was the most work and effort I've expended in a long time for some p*ssy. Conversation, adult beverages, dancing, and the requirement of salesmanship is what investment I had made for 12-hours.
She placed the condom onto my schlong!
I entered the p*ssy and went through the motions. My d*ck is sensitive and requires spiritual attention.
During intercourse she was lobbying for an Oscar, Grammy, and other awards for Hollywood entertainment. She told me that, "you're the man." "F*ck me." "You're the one with the d*ck, f*ck me." "I'm your b*tch."
The "nonsense" kept coming with her loud moans and groans.
My d*ck kept falling down 'cause I didn't believe any of this script, but a Gringo of 50 - 60 years might. And for them she is worth the effort.
During penetration she kept checking the condom as to ensure it didn't slide off of break. In this regard she is "professional" in condom usage.
We probably had two or three f*ck sessions on this first night with 6-days of future sexual activity to come.
I didn't need to hear all of that conversation which I knew was scripted.
She likes to ride d*ck with her back facing you so that you can study that a*s in all of its shape and color. The exercise she performs at the health club daily sure pays off.
More to come...
JRay 513, "I'm the Man in My City": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UON1PgRPywg&feature=related
Can't wait to hear post #3 on your adventures with Drama Mama.
Can't wait to hear post #3 on your adventures with Drama Mama.The life existence of The Meat Loaf surely is dependent on his ability to condescend to entertain us. Checking in next week on the virgin visit to Nicaraugua with Granada and Leon scheduled with a pass being taken on Managua pending discovery of sufficiently edgy fun spots.
The life existence of The Meat Loaf surely is dependent on his ability to condescend to entertain us. Checking in next week on the virgin visit to Nicaraugua with Granada and Leon scheduled with a pass being taken on Managua pending discovery of sufficiently edgy fun spots.
Meat Loaf does what it takes to keep you entertained!
After viewing this video, where are similar clubs of this caliber in Nicaragua?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkK0JSR9spc&feature=related
Only in the U.S.A. is the answer.
BluntForceTrauma
03-11-10, 14:48
Unfortunately, seems Tragamonedas at the Huemes bus terminal is closed down and for sale. No more putitas for 160 quartz.
I have some workers at the compound aiding Meat Loaf in his quest / requirement for opulent living. Last week, I had a tree full of mangos. This week, I have none.
You must tell these Nicas what to and no to touch / do / say / etcetera. Otherwise, they will help themselves to your possessions / assets.
They picked my tree clean while I was riding the executive desk.
Now, I must purchase mangos from the store or worse, from them.
It's the little sh*t that gets a Gringo tired of the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
I have some workers at the compound aiding Meat Loaf in his quest / requirement for opulent living. Last week, I had a tree full of mangos. This week, I have none.
You must tell these Nicas what to and no to touch / do / say / etcetera. Otherwise, they will help themselves to your possessions / assets.
They picked my tree clean while I was riding the executive desk.
Now, I must purchase mangos from the store or worse, from them.
It's the little sh*t that gets a Gringo tired of the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.Meat Loaf broken to the saddle and ridden? A tip to keep in mind as we launch manana on the virgin visit to Nica/o land.
And what is equally as frustrating is that they just simply don't "get it"! They see a mango tree, they see the mangos, and just take them. They have no comprehension that they are Meat Loaf's mangos. They are just mangos to the Nicaraguans. Or, if they do realize they are Meat Loaf's mangos, then their reasoning is that he is a rich Gringo, therefore, they have a right to the mangos. Just like with money. They become indignant if you don't give them 100 cords if they ask. It is not a gift from you, rather, you owe it to them to give them money. Loaf is spot-on regarding this one. I found this one of the most frustrating things while living in Nicaragua. To the point that every so often you had to leave the country just to calm down and get your psyche back on straight.
I have some workers at the compound aiding Meat Loaf in his quest / requirement for opulent living. Last week, I had a tree full of mangos. This week, I have none.
You must tell these Nicas what to and no to touch / do / say / etcetera. Otherwise, they will help themselves to your possessions / assets.
They picked my tree clean while I was riding the executive desk.
Now, I must purchase mangos from the store or worse, from them.
It's the little sh*t that gets a Gringo tired of the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
This reminds me of a long, long time ago when I was visiting Managua. I was in a disco and had a full bottle of Flor de Cana rum on the table. I went to the dance floor with a girl, and when we got back, the bottle was almost empty.
This reminds me of a long, long time ago when I was visiting Managua. I was in a disco and had a full bottle of Flor de Cana rum on the table. I went to the dance floor with a girl, and when we got back, the bottle was almost empty.
Welcome "Novio." It's always nice to see a "newbie" posting on the Meat Loaf dictated Nicaraguan forumn.
If you smoke cigarettes, hide them. When Nicas see cigarettes on the table they will help themselves to one and then pass out your cigarettes to friends, family, and foe as if they were the owner. The same holds true if they see you smoking a cigarette.
If you drink guado (ie. rum), hide the bottle. When Nicas see a bottle of rum they will petition a drink. And then they will pour a drink for friends, family, and foe as if they were the owner.
If they see food in the refrigerator, lock it. When Nicas see food in the refrigerator they will help themselves. They will cook meals; eat your left-overs; and then petition that you, the owner of the refrigerator, give them money or go to the venta to purchase some additional condiments. Nicas will eat you out of all of your food! SOLUTION: Keep the refrigerator locked or bone-empty.
They expect you to have cash (ie. reales) on your person at all times so that when they need money, they can ask you.
Girls get pregnant by any looser and give the baby to the household (ie. grandmother) to rear. She then travels around the country as if she were a debutant.
Employment is something to kill time, temporarily.
In essence, Nicaragua is garbage!
Having more land and housing space than most G8-residents, I chose to open my home to yet another "Perra Nica."
You should know by now, after 4-years, that the single most prominent trait of the Nicaraguan is that they love / adore "free gifts" (ie. regalos.) The entire society from government to the homeless exist on the generosity of others. I call it "stupidity", not generosity.
Regalos are to Nicaraguans what water is to fish; war is to the USA; and p*ssy is to Meat Loaf: All of the aforementioned go together hand-in-hand.
So, her name is Regala 'cause she's a female and a Nicaraguan b*tch and she was given to me to mantener (ie. financially support.)
When the four-legged animal entered the compound she behaved better than most Nica b*tches in that she didn't spit on the floor; raid the refrigerator; raid the alcohol; nor did she talk too much.
She behaves like most Chicas Nicas in that she gives me attention as long as I have food to give her.
Unlike Chicas Nicas, she didn't come with 3-generations of financial obligation.
Just like Chicas Nicas, she's always hungry and always looking for the next free meal.
There are many similarities between a human Chica Nica and a canine Chica Nica. They are way too similar.
My b*tch is enfermo and needs to go to the hospital; my b*tch is always hungry; my b*tch gets jealous when other canines are present; and my b*tch is nothing more than play-for-play in that she requires financial maintenance.
And just like the Nicaraguan population, my b*tch lies around all day wondering how to kill time and the years of life.
No matter what, when the Gringo enters Nicaragua they must have their wallet ready for everything in Nicaragua is about foreign-derived financial maintenance.
Meat Loaf and his b*tch, Regala.
Nicaraguans love regalos.
LOL.
I was bored and lonely last week and invited a Chica Nica from Managua to the "Gringo Friendly Confines." Amazingly, she appeared after much confusion about the address.
When she walked into the mansion, she was overwhelmed by the opulence. You can't blame her, can you?
As she left the first-housing structure of multi-levels, her eyes bulged as she witnessed the acreage and second-housing structure of multi-levels. In typical Chica Nica fashion, she asked, "do any children live here?" LOL.
She was so consumed with the notion of children over-taking my compound at no expense to them or their mother.
When she witnessed the dogg, she asked if any puppies lived on the compound.
Her mentality is one of female reproduction and male mantener.
Within an hour or so, it was time for the dogg to eat her meal. For dinner she had a 1-pound chicken breast with no bones or skin, ramen noodles, and water with a lime twist. In amazement, the girl replied, "el perro come bien" (ie. the dog eats good.)
This P.I.M.P can only contemplate how much this "clucker" desired to reside in the Meat Loaf mansion where no ninos or puppies reside and every resident-creature eats first-class / world meals.
My dogg eats better than most Nicaraguans and it truly blows there mind as to G8-living standards. Truthfully, they get amazed. Remember, in Nicaragua it's all about where and how your next meal will be derived. And the dogg of Meat Loaf eats what they aspire to eat.
Perro Come Bien.
i'm tired of all these b*tches talking about their husband / boyfriend is a sex addict! yeah b*tch, put out or get out! if you aint f*cking' then i don't and won't need to be with you.
if a b*tch starts to "tap out" from the d*ck and her weak p*ssy, i kick the b*tch out!
and i'm tired of b*tches trying to peer-pressure males into condom usage. b*tch, take the birth control pill or injection shot 'cause the male is not the one that is "burden" with the offspring. and take a few dollars for child support 'cause after 1-child, the expense isn't much more. b*tches and the b*tch-made males they procreate.
sorry for the rant, but i just got done watching one of those judge television shows.
i'm tired of all these b*tches talking about their husband / boyfriend is a sex addict! yeah b*tch, put out or get out! if you aint f*cking' then i don't and won't need to be with you.
if a b*tch starts to "tap out" from the d*ck and her weak p*ssy, i kick the b*tch out!
and i'm tired of b*tches trying to peer-pressure males into condom usage. b*tch, take the birth control pill or injection shot 'cause the male is not the one that is "burden" with the offspring. and take a few dollars for child support 'cause after 1-child, the expense isn't much more. b*tches and the b*tch-made males they procreate.
sorry for the rant, but i just got done watching one of those judge television shows.these children are consumers of american product. all the corporate drones in nicaragua, expanding penetration of their mcnugget product lines and furthering career (sic) need these extra bodies. remember where your bread is buttered!
These children are consumers of American Product. All the corporate drones in Nicaragua, expanding penetration of their McNugget product lines and furthering career (sic) need these extra bodies. Remember where your bread is buttered!
What's all of this "ying yang" that you scribe?
I was watching Divorce Court on USA-television.
BluntForceTrauma
03-18-10, 17:52
Unfortunately, seems Tragamonedas at the Huemes bus terminal is closed down and for sale. No more putitas for 160 quartz.Went to Mercado Huembes again yesterday trying to get in good with a chubby yet sexy Sandinista girl selling trinkets. Brought her a small bag of Hersheys Kisses, and she was happy. However, she then pulls from her purse a Hershey's chocolate bar, the biggest they have, like a pounds worth. She ate those Kisses in no time flat, then broke a huge piece of chocolate from her block bar. Later, walking her home, she stops into a little ice cream parlor and orders a banana split with three scoops.
Of course, had to 2x check on the Tragamonedas California local to see if anything has changed before all of this occured. Well, the place certainly does seem closed, yet the putitas were in front, about 8 of them. They go behind the local where there is a bar and certainly a room or two, probably a large, dingy closet. Man, these are the lowest of the low, real ugly. Something about girls like this though spikes my attention, butt not my dic*.
Went to Mercado Huembes again yesterday trying to get in good with a chubby yet sexy Sandinista girl selling trinkets. Brought her a small bag of Hersheys Kisses, and she was happy. However, she then pulls from her purse a Hershey's chocolate bar, the biggest they have, like a pounds worth. She ate those Kisses in no time flat, then broke a huge piece of chocolate from her block bar. Later, walking her home, she stops into a little ice cream parlor and orders a banana split with three scoops.
Of course, had to 2x check on the Tragamonedas California local to see if anything has changed before all of this occured. Well, the place certainly does seem closed, yet the putitas were in front, about 8 of them. They go behind the local where there is a bar and certainly a room or two, probably a large, dingy closet. Man, these are the lowest of the low, real ugly. Something about girls like this though spikes my attention, butt not my dic*.
You simply like "slumming!"
Maybe it reminds you of your mongering experiences in the USA where "slop" runs the streets. The escorts that so many crave are simply beyond their budgets and the stain of being arrested in a sting prevents such quality accomplishments.
About two (2) years ago I went to the Don Omar concert in "Murderous Managua" and was stunned. In the drizzling rain was a live performance lasting 2-hours. The artist was Don Omar.
Without stop, breathe, or aide Mr. Omar gave a performance that has become his trademark. Mr. Energizer Bunny.
I became tired of watching his show that kept delivering hit-after-hit for two (2) hours.
A few weeks ago I watched Don Omar on television at Vine del Mar, Chile, where he repeated such a performance. Two (2) years later and still delivering like Meat Loaf on ISG.
As I watched the Vina del Mar performance I could not help but notice that he had almost 0% Black Latinos on stage with him! Although Puerto Rico is lleno of Black Ricans and New York too, Mr. Don Omar wants to project the lighter version of Latin America.
I lived in P.R. about 15-years ago when Reggaeton was true, honest, and something believable. Today, it's a wanna' be Hip Hop: Latinos boasting about airplanes, luxury cars, and homes around the world is not believable. Sure, if they are from a lineage of commercial and political power within their country, but not for the average "brownie."
Furthermore, how is reggaeton even accepted throughout Latin America when they only market 10 artists and they are all from Puerto Rico? There are over 20 countries in Latin America that speak Spanish.
I can't tolerate too much bullsh*t and farsantes.
Nonetheless, Don Omar provides the best concert I've ever experienced in life.
¡Dale la verdad!
The more time that lapse is the more contempt I have for Nicaragua! For this contempt has not been realized at the bequest of Meat Loaf, but as result of the populace itself.
There is a reason Nicaragua is the #2 poorest country in the hemisphere: There is no question why Haiti is the poorest country in the hemisphere since the colonization of the Americas 5-score ago.
Unlike most that deboard in Nicaragua, I had / have 0% interest in aiding the pobrecitos. And I make no claim as to helping the poor. Nor do I "sugar coat" my lack of respect for those that perform such acts for personal glory.
My "survival of the fittest" mentality and personality may be byproducts of my racial experiences in the USA, or my occupational endeavors as a commodity trader, or that this is simply life as an animal- homosapien.
The more time that lapse, the more contempt I develop for Nicaragua!
Why? The populace themselves.
The population has no vision.
The population has no work ethic.
The population has no interest in self-improvement / self-empowerment.
The population has no interest in personal respect / self-pride.
It's been four (4) years and unlike others, Meat Loaf did not get played. Meat Loaf did not marry a Chica Nica and her three (3) generations of family to financially support. Meat Loaf did not father a Nino Nica and his four (4) generations of family to financially support. Meat Loaf did not buy an illiquid asset called real estate. Meat Loaf did not invest in commercial infrastructure for the benefit of Nicas at the expense of G8. Meat Loaf did not get played by Nicaragua. Instead, Meat Loaf walked away clean from the abyss that captures so many.
My contempt for Nicaragua has escalated tremendously since my tour of Nicaragua weeks ago. Traveling the entire country produced little to no accolades. Traveling the entire country did not impress upon Meat Loaf any further desire to associate or co-exist with the Nicaraguan. Traveling the entire country further developed contempt for Nicaragua. Why? The aforementioned truths concerning the populace.
It's no doubt that my contempt is real and truthful. Fact is, I, Meat Loaf, do not like poor people. Fact is I could care less about the poor. Fact is I could care less about anyone other than myself.
The base for my contempt is that for a populace of the poor that exist in poverty, when they are presented with opportunity to uplift the situation, they do nothing! They simply talk and cry about pobreza and how you, the G8, presenting the opportunity grind.
My contempt has really escalated and my snobbery is blossoming as I received a promotion in my occupational pursuits and have gained more power. Doing things B.I.G. in commerce, legislation, and social is Meat Loaf.
Teaser: (1) Lawsuits performed in binding-arbitration are private matters and therefore nobody knows unless you enforce the award in district court. (2) Taking a corporation public, age 35, via the regional stock exchanges and OTC of the USA and other equity markets of burgeoning economies.
I could care less about a poor motherf*cker that doesn't want to apply sweat and effort to improve their plight.
I choose to associate with those that have and yearn for power via commerce and politics, and not those that choose to perpetuate pobreza as the Nicaraguan populace does. The social problems that plague this country may be valid reasons for their dismal performance and lack-of-vision, but I don't give a f*ck about excuses. I only care about results!
F.U.C.K. 'E.M.
The more time that lapse is the more contempt I have for Nicaragua! For this contempt has not been realized at the bequest of Meat Loaf, but as result of the populace itself.
There is a reason Nicaragua is the #2 poorest country in the hemisphere: There is no question why Haiti is the poorest country in the hemisphere since the colonization of the Americas 5-score ago.
Unlike most that deboard in Nicaragua, I had / have 0% interest in aiding the pobrecitos. And I make no claim as to helping the poor. Nor do I "sugar coat" my lack of respect for those that perform such acts for personal glory.
My "survival of the fittest" mentality and personality may be byproducts of my racial experiences in the USA, or my occupational endeavors as a commodity trader, or that this is simply life as an animal- homosapien.
The more time that lapse, the more contempt I develop for Nicaragua!
Why? The populace themselves.
The population has no vision.
The population has no work ethic.
The population has no interest in self-improvement / self-empowerment.
The population has no interest in personal respect / self-pride.
It's been four (4) years and unlike others, Meat Loaf did not get played. Meat Loaf did not marry a Chica Nica and her three (3) generations of family to financially support. Meat Loaf did not father a Nino Nica and his four (4) generations of family to financially support. Meat Loaf did not buy an illiquid asset called real estate. Meat Loaf did not invest in commercial infrastructure for the benefit of Nicas at the expense of G8. Meat Loaf did not get played by Nicaragua. Instead, Meat Loaf walked away clean from the abyss that captures so many.
My contempt for Nicaragua has escalated tremendously since my tour of Nicaragua weeks ago. Traveling the entire country produced little to no accolades. Traveling the entire country did not impress upon Meat Loaf any further desire to associate or co-exist with the Nicaraguan. Traveling the entire country further developed contempt for Nicaragua. Why? The aforementioned truths concerning the populace.
It's no doubt that my contempt is real and truthful. Fact is, I, Meat Loaf, do not like poor people. Fact is I could care less about the poor. Fact is I could care less about anyone other than myself.
The base for my contempt is that for a populace of the poor that exist in poverty, when they are presented with opportunity to uplift the situation, they do nothing! They simply talk and cry about pobreza and how you, the G8, presenting the opportunity grind.
My contempt has really escalated and my snobbery is blossoming as I received a promotion in my occupational pursuits and have gained more power. Doing things B. I. G. In commerce, legislation, and social is Meat Loaf.
Teaser: (1) Lawsuits performed in binding-arbitration are private matters and therefore nobody knows unless you enforce the award in district court. (2) Taking a corporation public, age 35, via the regional stock exchanges and OTC of the USA and other equity markets of burgeoning economies.
I could care less about a poor motherf*cker that doesn't want to apply sweat and effort to improve their plight.
I choose to associate with those that have and yearn for power via commerce and politics, and not those that choose to perpetuate pobreza as the Nicaraguan populace does. The social problems that plague this country may be valid reasons for their dismal performance and lack-of-vision, but I don't give a f*ck about excuses. I only care about results!
F. U. C. K. 'E. M.One-Trick Pony. Pobrecitas have their part to play: they consume commodity, hence their utility. Know where your bread is buttered!
One-Trick Pony. Pobrecitas have their part to play: they consume commodity, hence their utility. Know where your bread is buttered!Speak blatant and clean English: What are you saying with all of this "buttered bread?"
Pobrecitos are desechable (ie. disposable) and this holds blatant truth since it's handled at the federal government level(s) and Corporate 500 level(s) of the world. All governments interact at such level. For the "average Joe", middle-class, lower-class, and even upper-class are irrelevant and actually non-influential.
Question: What economic benefit in consumerism does Nicaragua play when the USA-GDP is 2,400 times greater than theirs? None.
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So my dogg is very presumida and refuses to eat Purina. Instead, she eats Talapia filets; roasted chicken; filet mignon; baked macaroni and cheese; and other G8 standards.
The funny thing is that she eats better than most Nicaraguans! What makes it truly funny is that if they applied effort in occupational endeavors they too could eat like my dogg, but most do not apply any effort. Instead, they sit around all day for their entire life span of 70 years and ask everyone else for a peso.
I guess I am suppose to go to work everyday for my lifetime and carry pesos in my pocket so when they ask me I can give it to them. I guess the reason I would give them a peso is 'cause we're "homeboys."
I cursed this fool out on Sunday for asking me for a peso. I sliced his a*s-up so bad that it made his momma' hurt!
Respect to those Nicaraguans that do apply effort and have a work ethic. Sure, you only make US $100 - US $200 per month for 24-days per month of work, but it's better than US $0. And it's better than asking Meat Loaf for un peso at every encounter.
Hell, most of the USA is the working poor.
Many people, mostly retirees, comment that we are blessed! We, USA and those of G8, are blessed. In contrast, the Nica is doomed and destined for mierda (ie. sh*t.)
When these very same people, Gringos, make this commentary they extrapolate and say that I, Meat Loaf, am truly blessed. Why? I'm Meat Loaf.
Typically, the Gringos in Nicaragua are retirees on a limited pension. For US $1,500 a Gringo can retiree comfortably in Nicaragua.
These other "blessed" Gringos are 50 to 60 years of age, white-USA, single males, and former USA military. For them to say that I'm blessed means a lot considering they know the oppression of the USA on a racial basis. They lived it and were part of the Civil Rights War of the USA. Despite the traps, I SURVIVED and rose to the top like cream in coffee.
Meat Loaf: My confidence is getting too big and too much power is attached.
I guess we are blessed, G8. To our benefit, our respective governments continue to keep countries in the third to fifth world status via wars, embargoes, and other tactics.
These retirees look at Meat Loaf and listen to Meat Loaf. Normally it would be hard to believe Meat Loaf fables, but Meat Loaf is 100% documented at every step for 20-years.
Co-Sign.
They compare their accomplishments in G8 and my activities in G8. They attempt to understand how is this possible for Meat Loaf. They realize that Meat Loaf came to "take your cookies."
It's my recipe: Yo' cookies is my dough, Crisco, flour, water, propane, stove, and everything else required to make cookies.
I'm getting too much confidence and seasoning. In the old days the seasoning was the West Indies and now it's the office and legislature and court room.
Catch a case, bring a case!
I have a very comfortable life, and always have. Even when they throw traps, it's cool and I'm prepared. The retirees have a good life with guaranteed income after 30 - 40 years of USA labour.
We are blessed!
Thanks to all of those persons that "worked" to end the oppression of Black-USA which enables Meat Loaf to "bake his cookies" and "take yours!"
Slim Thug, "Self Made": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOTE6RjCF0&feature=related
yesterday i posted my intentions of bacanalando a managua, but within minutes my compadre, "gringo friendly confines gringo" arrived at the mansion.
due to further residential construction, i've been displaced. living behind 40-foot concrete walls with razor wire was the call to action. por fin, i can return to the executive desk that lines the in-ground pool.
entonces, "gringo friendly confines gringo" was permitted to enter the compound via security. he informed me that "a gringo treat" was on her way to my house for some home delivery. she, "a gringo treat" is a chica nica that i've introduced to isg senior members years ago and she is earning alright. "a gringo treat" provides photos, makes porno movies, recruits new girls, and enjoys a good time. she is a chica nica that "fresh" gringos can enjoy and not worry about the nicaraguan bullsh*t that i write about often.
"a gringo treat" contacted me on friday looking to bring over a chela for me to f*ck and for them to spend the night at the mansion. lazily, i didn't respond. but yesterday was a new day and the chela and "a gringo treat" were en camino.
the hoes called of their arrival at the bus stop. meat loaf went to scoop them up at the parada. since meat loaf reigns supreme in managua, they were some import p*ssy from el capital.
them hoes walked to the mansion from the parada and meat loaf went to the atm. like a good gringo, meat loaf keeps going to the atm for the benefit of nicaraguans and especially chicas nicas. budget for the day was us $95.26.
being from el paso del norte, north america, we drank tecate purchased from la colonia supermarket.
the hoes were on compound. the chela that was the gift from "a great treat" was / is a "clucker" that i've seen before. she learned of meat loaf "cock tails / tells / tales" from jealous hoes and was along for the ride. "a gringo treat" knows meat loaf's benefit of association via her western union payments from gringos- isg senior members- for the past three (3) years.
as usual, the chicas nicas entered the mansion and said that they were hungry. "gringo friendly confines gringo" and meat loaf look at each other knowing that this day may bring typcial nicaraguan manerisms. tengo hambre; necesito dinero para el pasaje; no tengo minutos del celular; y otra mierda que hablaban. we ready game for the day's adventure. with us $4, i sent them hoes to the venta to purchase chicken and whatever else we needed to make a meal. they jumped to it.
void of my d.j. for the music, i had to work the computer which i dislike. i need to hire the d.j. on salary for us $25 per week, 8-hours per day, 6-days per week.
'dem hoes came down with some fried chicken and pollo tapado which is what i prefer. la chela came too: la chela was kind of tripping and we assessed that she would not last in the realm of meat loaf.
"gringo friendly confines gringo" is learning, in-person, what you, the reader, are learning. for you gentlemen are gentlemen and the ladies want a hardman. for chivalry is cool; pulling caballo is not. the ladies want a caballo, but they want to get dominated like animals in the wild. they want you to chase down the p*ssy for p*ssy sake. they communicate in p*ssy and d*ck.
i'm at the stage where i don't want to f*ck hoes at every encounter. instead, i choose to have strip and dance as i drink a beer. while you watch espn, meat loaf watches "trap" parade before his eyes.
and they say that we gringos are blessed.
they ate the chicken, potatoes, salad with lettuce. them hoes attacked my refrigerator, but it's empty. in nicaragua, you have two (2) options concerning your refrigerator. (1) keep a padlock on the refrigerator doors to prevent entry or (2) keep the "frig" empty with no food. that will teach them! and also it will keep your bill down 'cause these "mofos" will eat up everything. they get creative: how nica can you get? sometimes i will give them c$35 and instructions to make a meal happen. they do!
nicaragua is fun! i am thankful for the privilege of residing in nicaragua.
we're lazy so having import come while you continue your beverage is very convenient. gringos.
"a gringo treat" talked about other isg senior members and the photo gallery she sent me via email of her pornographic works.
peer-pressured, i uploaded her fotos that were taken on christmas day 2009 with other isg senior members. she's a mom with 2 kids.
i guess that was christmas present money. lol.
la chela y yo went into the master residence where we got busy. the p*ss is alright. no fat, pure filet. "all p*ssy" as we say in chicago!
the chela p*ssy was ok: the chela was beginning to feel comfortable in the mansion. why not? 100% benefit, 0% effort.
100% benefit, 0% effort.
that's nicaragua. and if you realize that then nicaragua is understood. for they want to benefit from 100% of your life's work and apply 0% effort to their respective accomplishments.
the chela was on "bozak" from the ambiance. can't blame her. for she was in the midst of meat loaf.
the chela was all over meat loaf as i rode the executive desk. while most "desk jockeys" view a cubicle, meat loaf views "trap."
la chela turned on her best performance. she told me that i can't have any more girls; that we were novios; and re-iterated that i'm single and ready to mingle.
with multiple housing structures on compound, i find it fun mentioning which unit is reserved for their mother. they almost faint!
lots of f*cking laughs!
to her detriment she read my business card with credentials and influence announced. eres un licenciado? tengo maestria. i cut my teeth in mexico- cd. juarez. when i get that ph.d. from brazil, i'll be on that sh*t!
she was over-powered. i'm at that stage where i want "top-flight trap." i'm talking about females with parents in the assemblea nacional (ie. nicaraguan congress); nicaraguan country clubs; and nicaraguan commercial elites. this "clucker sh*t" is getting lame!
i'm talking about hoes with net worth!
i don't want nan-b*tch with 0% net worth! i want to be tom arnold, but with a hottie.
anyway, "gringo friendly confines gringo" got some free p*ssy. she put it on his tab. she, "a gringo treat," gave him her cedula number and 4-names so that he can put her on direct deposit.
the other isg senior members that she's been introduced to via meat loaf have her on direct deposit. us $100 - $200 per month so when they arrive in nicaragua they can make pornographic movies on christmas day 2009.
this sh*t is wild!
ideally, she should earn about us $500 - us $1,000 per month from gringo western union payments while the gringo pulls caballo in the usa. they're going to spend the money somehow "tricking" so they might as well give it to her.
this is not prostitution: this is simply a guy giving a girl money so that she will give him attention, friendship, a sense of worth, entertainment, etcetera. the reasons for males to give money to females is endless. the default answer is sex to "muddy the waters." don't fall for the "okie doke."
hell, i don't mind putting and keeping three (3) chicas nicas on payroll for us $1,000 per month. it's a lot of bullsh*t for that price. maybe us $2,000 es la clave. or maybe not. maybe i should charge us $5,000 per month for my companionship and meat loaf.
fellas', we are turning up the game! we are going to the top and p.i.m.p. these b*tches 100% overtly. hiding, escondido no; honest and confident si.
so "gringo friendly confines gringo" got some 20-something amatuer porn star p*ssy at no financial expense. this worked out great for him considering he spent his entire pension check for the month thus far. lol.
gringos in granada!
and they say that we're blessed. i, meat loaf, am not blessed nor satisfied.
the hoes walked to the bus stop for managua. we drank more tecate.
the amateur porn star and her new recruit will come to the mansion and spend the night with orgy-like activities. adult entertainment.
meat loaf is a d.a.m.n. f.o.o.l.
Nicaragua is a country where (1) your dollar / money determines everything!
(2.) How many households / families / Chicas Nicas with her child(ren) and mother?
(3.) Nicaragua is a beautiful country with beautiful people. The difference is simply they are playing a different game. Learn the rules of their game and play accordingly. Point #3 is the person that pays for the town's SRUVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, and health) is
T.H.E. M.A.N.N.
el Capo.
el Patron.
Ese Cabron!
Each family / households needs US $400 base for SURVIVAL. This is 1- Chava, her 2- Ninos, and her Mother. This is SURVIVAL.
1- Chava = US $400 per month, base!
Her family of cousins, siblings, tias y tios is an expense they will run down your throat. Being strong! US $0 for Meat Loaf: Para ti, US $100 - 250.
3 Chavas = US $1,200.
A town of 5,000 = US $ 2,000,000.
That's not B.A.D.
You can buy a town and your fame / glory for US $2,000,000 per year in Nicaragua!
I think that's a good value.
5,000 fans for US $2,000,000 dollars per year.
Anyway, this is Nicaragua 101.
Nicaragua was a country during the 70s and 80s and 90s that offered the world a playground for Pay-to-Play in all avenues of life. Citizenship, 5,000 fans, liberal taxation, and political / weaponry purchases. Remember, they sold crack in the USA to finance weapon sales during the 80s. Hence, Nicaragua is a "raw" country where they don't give a f*ck is the policy / manual.
Unless you own a town!
US $2,000,000 dollars per year as an expense.
How much will you extract from the 5,000 people on payroll? Their work ethic? LOL.
Forget about that, it's simply another bill or purchase that you agreed to pay for 1- year at US $2,000,000. How many years do you want to own a town and its population?
This is Nicaragua!
This is Nicaragua!
No Visa required for approximately 180 countries of the world's 230.
That's Nicaragua. Pay-to-Play.
Pay-to-Play.
Pay-to-play!
Nicaragua is a country where (1) your dollar / money determines everything!
(2.) How many households / families / Chicas Nicas with her child(ren) and mother?
(3.) Nicaragua is a beautiful country with beautiful people. The difference is simply they are playing a different game. Learn the rules of their game and play accordingly. Point #3 is the person that pays for the town's SRUVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, and health) is
T.H.E. M.A.N.N.
el Capo.
el Patron.
Ese Cabron!
Each family / households needs US $400 base for SURVIVAL. This is 1- Chava, her 2- Ninos, and her Mother. This is SURVIVAL.
1- Chava = US $400 per month, base!
Her family of cousins, siblings, tias y tios is an expense they will run down your throat. Being strong! US $0 for Meat Loaf: Para ti, US $100 - 250.
3 Chavas = US $1,200.
A town of 5,000 = US $ 2,000,000.
That's not B.A.D.
You can buy a town and your fame / glory for US $2,000,000 per year in Nicaragua!
I think that's a good value.
5,000 fans for US $2,000,000 dollars per year.
Anyway, this is Nicaragua 101.
Nicaragua was a country during the 70s and 80s and 90s that offered the world a playground for Pay-to-Play in all avenues of life. Citizenship, 5,000 fans, liberal taxation, and political / weaponry purchases. Remember, they sold crack in the USA to finance weapon sales during the 80s. Hence, Nicaragua is a "raw" country where they don't give a f*ck is the policy / manual.
Unless you own a town!
US $2,000,000 dollars per year as an expense.
How much will you extract from the 5,000 people on payroll? Their work ethic? LOL.
Forget about that, it's simply another bill or purchase that you agreed to pay for 1- year at US $2,000,000. How many years do you want to own a town and its population?
This is Nicaragua!
This is Nicaragua!
No Visa required for approximately 180 countries of the world's 230.
That's Nicaragua. Pay-to-Play.
Pay-to-Play.
Pay-to-play!The World needs more countries like this.
BluntForceTrauma
03-25-10, 03:28
You are right on target with your commentary. Blasting away.
I intend to colect all of your commentaries,desde fecha, and then present the collection to you, as a book.
You'll sell well.
Size
Activity
Location
Unit
Time
Equipment
I salute you.
BFT out
BluntForceTrauma
03-25-10, 03:55
Don't bring local *****s to your house.
You're begging for legal trouble.
They hate you.
I enjoy attempting to entertain the readership. Since Meat Loaf holds a tremendous amount of respect for everyone and since everyone is considered a friend, Meat Loaf stories are purely entertainment and not exploitative.
Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tells / Tails are a book that continues to breath.
One ISG Senior Member did print Meat Loaf tales and traveled from North America for a Meat Loaf signature. He was a nice gentleman of 70-years. He was here strictly as a fan of Meat Loaf writings.
Amazing.
Still other fans of Meat Loaf pose embark upon Nicaragua in search of Meat Loaf tour guide services. But I don't tour guide.
For safety concerns, I stopped meeting ISG Senior Members years ago and simply write stories. Somehow, these ISG Senior Members come from Costa Rica, North America, and other countries and meet me in the street. They make a few references to Meat Loaf Tales / Tells / Tails that educates Meat Loaf of their readership.
Females have romance novels available as the supermarket; males have Meat Loaf fiction / non-fiction available only on International Sex Guide.
Pay Jackson his US $20 per annum.
Don't bring local *****s to your house.
You're begging for legal trouble.
They hate you.
For anyone to associate with Meat Loaf they must complete a 9-page application.
The persons that do arrive at the mansion have passed the 9-page application and are associates from years prior.
New chavas must complete the 9-page application, both males and females.
Security guards are always present too.
The World needs more countries like this.
This is the major reason Gringos continue to battle for Nicaraguan SURVIVAL.
It feels good having an entire town or region "worship" you. Sure, they are only your fans for financial benefit, but that's why they are on payroll.
When a Gringo purchases real estate they begin to give him attention. Why? 'Cause they are plotting to move-into his property by hook (ie. p*ssy) or crook (ie. home invasion; squatter's rights.)
Nicaragua is not cheap!
What not to do is: Expect them to apply occupational efforts.
What not to do is: Expect them to have respect for you.
What not to do is: Pull caballo.
Truth is, for US $5,000 per month in living budget one can dominate amongst the poor and oppressed who only earn US $1,000 per year, if they have a work ethic.
It gets to be some real bullsh*t: Your associates tend to be on some bullsh*t. They have no clue, but plenty of empty hands.
This is the major reason Gringos continue to battle for Nicaraguan SURVIVAL.
It feels good having an entire town or region "worship" you. Sure, they are only your fans for financial benefit, but that's why they are on payroll.
When a Gringo purchases real estate they begin to give him attention. Why? 'Cause they are plotting to move-into his property by hook (ie. p*ssy) or crook (ie. home invasion; squatter's rights.)
Nicaragua is not cheap!
What not to do is: Expect them to apply occupational efforts.
What not to do is: Expect them to have respect for you.
What not to do is: Pull caballo.
Truth is, for US $5,000 per month in living budget one can dominate amongst the poor and oppressed who only earn US $1,000 per year, if they have a work ethic.
It gets to be some real bullsh*t: Your associates tend to be on some bullsh*t. They have no clue, but plenty of empty hands.It's a great place to visit: in brief doses. But, I wouldn't want to live there. Much less have a need to earn coin in the country.
It's a great place to visit: in brief doses. But, I wouldn't want to live there. Much less have a need to earn coin in the country.
Mega Diddos!
For some, having sex with 300 - 500 females since 2007 is an accomplishment or dream. For Meat Loaf, it's just what I do- f*ck females!
When you f*ck 8 females per month at minimum the numbers add-up real quick.
(US $8 per polvo) x (30 days per month) = US $240 per month for 30 p*ssies.
(US $240) x (12 months) = US $2,900 per year for 360 p*ssies.
In the USA, I would f*ck the same amount of females, but at US $0 expense.
1. Meat Loaf fathered 0% Nicas Ninos.
2. Meat Loaf caught 0% sexual transmitted disease.
3. Meat Loaf pulled 0% caballo for a Chica Nica and her 3 - 4 generation of "taggers-on."
And you, you fathered children and are caballo. You caught the "clap." And you pull caballo will a smile.
S.I.M.P.I.N.G. and not P.I.M.P.I.N.G., vos.
I would use my upper-level mathematical and statistical skills to "claim" that at any given time approximately 1,000 prostitutes are available for rental(s.)
Gringo-safe locales carry an inventory of approximately 50 - 75.
1. Every person must complete a 9-page application including international criminal background checks, finger print cards, and an interview at their home. This is for foreigners of ill repute and all Latin Americans since in-depth interviews are the law of Latin American Human Resources. This applies to all hoes and amigos.
2. Purchase and inject the monthly / quarterly birth control shot.
3. Don't give them US $0 in regalo, compensation, etcetera.
4. Don't permit any hoe to move into my mansion except in an entourage setting of women.
5. Put her momma' and brothers on your side via the illusion to access to money and Flor de Cana.
6. Stay in the streets.
7. Reach new levels and heights of ignorance and foolish acts.
8. Stay true to the "Zero Tolerance" policy of pulling caballo.
9. F*ck hoe after hoe with them understanding that d*ck is in demand.
10. Don't get emotional or inconvenienced about "the game."
Jumping ahead in the chapter, after I wore the p*ssy out for a week at US $0 expense she motivated. On to "Gringo Pastures" she left. Thank goodness.
With passion, effort, and strategy on how to return to Europe for a seven (7) month paid vacation by her last S.U.C.K.E.R. / V.I.C.T.I.M., she worked. A simple smile and the miscegenation for US $30 entrada.
Depues la entrada she wants the big ticket. She took this S.U.C.K.E.R. / V.I.C.T.I.M. for US $5,000 within 3-months.
Ouch!
But he volunteered to pay her US $5,000 for companionship and a nutt.
On the run from being a prior victim of USA female, they seek to "Win Big" in Granada. Carne molida they become.
Carne Molida.
US $5,000 for medicine, entrepreneurial efforts, housing upgrades, entertainment, food, clothing, and other story lines was its use.
This "trick" wanted to pay a female US $5,000 for sex. It's easier than mastery. Instead, she should have paid him US $5,000 for knowledge / game access to the game.
Escandalo tras escandalo passed and they seperated. For he chose to re-enter the pasture of his caballo status and warden regulating "cutt." She looked further into the "Gringo Pasture" of baboso. Bo-Bo the Fool: Boo-Boo the Fool!
For some, having sex with 300 - 500 females since 2007 is an accomplishment or dream. For Meat Loaf, it's just what I do- f*ck females!
When you f*ck 8 females per month at minimum the numbers add-up real quick.
(US $8 per polvo) x (30 days per month) = US $240 per month for 30 p*ssies.
(US $240) x (12 months) = US $2,900 per year for 360 p*ssies.
In the USA, I would f*ck the same amount of females, but at US $0 expense.
1. Meat Loaf fathered 0% Nicas Ninos.
2. Meat Loaf caught 0% sexual transmitted disease.
3. Meat Loaf pulled 0% caballo for a Chica Nica and her 3 - 4 generation of "taggers-on."
And you, you fathered children and are caballo. You caught the "clap." And you pull caballo will a smile.
S.I.M.P.I.N.G. and not P.I.M.P.I.N.G., vos.
In the USA, how much are you paying to be the "Line Worker." 'Cause she has a line and is managing their hours.
For the same US $5,000, a P.I.M.P. can "slay" eight (8) females per month!
Fact!
She has a cellphone bill of US $50 - US $100 per month.
She has daycare expense spanning US $200 - $700 per month, per child.
She has gasoline spanning US $150 - US $400 per month.
She has credit card debt of US $30 to the heavens.
She has student loan debt of US $75 to US $1,000 per month, or more.
She has enfermo (ie. birth control pills, OBGYN, the V.D. that was given by your competition and other "Line Staff."
She has rent to pay of US $300 - the heavens.
She has more debt than the Chica Nica, but has a job too that further makes her salivate for a few extra dollars. She wants pocket change for getting and sucking some d*ck, USA females.
Am I lying? Negra.
Pues, the same US $5,000 per annum can / will / does accomplish the same in the USA. Even better, you can earn from females who desire to mantener usted. They want to trick with a male, and will take the money required from her caballo.
(USA $50 per polvo for cellular phone bill) x (30 days per month)= US $1,500 per month for 30 p*ssies. You still have US $3, 500 per month for living. The difference is that you want to overpay hoes for stank TGI Friday's P*ssy. In Nicarauga it's "Fritanga."
Buey Puta.
Chacho.
I write this so that you "keyboard jockeys" won't disillusioned into thinking that the same- Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tails / Tells is not possible in your USA city. For it is more abundant and better.
Stay Pinche / Strong and simply extract the p*ssy for dependability in satisfying her "pocket change" / SURVIVAL.
In the USA, how much are you paying to be the "Line Worker." 'Cause she has a line and is managing their hours.
For the same US $5,000, a P.I.M.P. can "slay" eight (8) females per month!
Fact!
She has a cellphone bill of US $50 - US $100 per month.
She has daycare expense spanning US $200 - $700 per month, per child.
She has gasoline spanning US $150 - US $400 per month.
She has credit card debt of US $30 to the heavens.
She has student loan debt of US $75 to US $1,000 per month, or more.
She has enfermo (ie. birth control pills, OBGYN, the V.D. that was given by your competition and other "Line Staff."
She has rent to pay of US $300 - the heavens.
She has more debt than the Chica Nica, but has a job too that further makes her salivate for a few extra dollars. She wants pocket change for getting and sucking some d*ck, USA females.
Am I lying? Negra.
Pues, the same US $5,000 per annum can / will / does accomplish the same in the USA. Even better, you can earn from females who desire to mantener usted. They want to trick with a male, and will take the money required from her caballo.
(USA $50 per polvo for cellular phone bill) x (30 days per month)= US $1,500 per month for 30 p*ssies. You still have US $3, 500 per month for living. The difference is that you want to overpay hoes for stank TGI Friday's P*ssy. In Nicarauga it's "Fritanga."
Buey Puta.
Chacho.
I write this so that you "keyboard jockeys" won't disillusioned into thinking that the same- Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tails / Tells is not possible in your USA city. For it is more abundant and better.
Stay Pinche / Strong and simply extract the p*ssy for dependability in satisfying her "pocket change" / SURVIVAL.On balance, a fair reckoning. Yet, only 2 a week!?! You can do better than that. Either you've been too hard riding the desk jockey game -- or you're loafing. Start hunting down the newly minted 18-year-olds. Have the virgins brought to you. Live like the king you were born to be.
On balance, a fair reckoning. Yet, only 2 a week!?! You can do better than that. Either you've been too hard riding the desk jockey game -- or you're loafing. Start hunting down the newly minted 18-year-olds. Have the virgins brought to you. Live like the king you were born to be.
You're correct!
It is so much work finding these Chicas Nicas; listening to their lies; listening to them ask the Gringo for money; and other contact. It is work! Full-time.
The last time I was on the circuit for Chicas Nicas was in December 2009. Now, I'm returning to the game with more focus and intensity.
I must separate the wheat from the chaff.
I'll take a G8 hoe and USA-hoe any day of the week over a Chica Nica. They are 100% expense with 0% reward other than my sense of grandeur.
The other day I had them "chicken heads" at the mansion and gave them US $4 to purchase groceries at the neighboring venta. They attacked my kitchen. They found a package of "Kool Aid" and chose to make themselves a drink, without permission. Water, agua lada, was and always is available. Them hoes asked for some Coca-Cola and I told them, "Hell No!"
After I boned the Chela on one of my King Size beds within the mansion under the cool breeze of aire conditioning, she asked if she could have some ice cream. I told the hoe, "Hell No!"
Two (2) days later I went into the freezer to eat myself some ice cream that was purchased with G8 earnings. To my surprise, I found a spoon inside of the ice cream container.
Nicaraguans.
Just like the mangos they stole from my tree.
It wasn't enough that I was nice and them hoes cook my lunch which they were also privy to indulge, but they had to steal some "Kool Aid" and ice cream too boot.
That's why I give them- Nicaraguans- as little as required to get the job done / goodies!
I saw the hoe on the street this week and she asked me for a soda. I told her, "Hell No!" She replied that I am acero (ie. steel.)
Acero (ie. steel) is the generalization of Meat Loaf. Not too ashamed to ask a Nicaraguan for un peso. Not too ashamed to knock on a Nicaraguan's door in search of a free meal. Not too ashamed to make Nicaraguans pull caballo.
I am not going to be bringing G8 money into Nicaragua and not have them generate for my presence within this Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
Pinche.
Acero.
Tacano.
Don't ask 'cause you aint getting sh*t and that goes for ninos, abuela y putas.
Meat Loaf operates with 0% heart and is cold and hard as steel (ie. acero.)
Acero (ie. steel) is the generalization of Meat Loaf. Not too ashamed to ask a Nicaraguan for un peso. Not too ashamed to knock on a Nicaraguan's door in search of a free meal. Not too ashamed to make Nicaraguans pull caballo.
I am not going to be bringing G8 money into Nicaragua and not have them generate for my presence within this Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
Pinche.
Acero.
Tacano.
Don't ask 'cause you aint getting sh*t and that goes for ninos, abuela y putas.
Meat Loaf operates with 0% heart and is cold and hard as steel (ie. acero.)
Whenever a third world female looking to generate revenue asks me: 'Give me some _______ (fill in the blank)', I say to her in response: 'Give me a BJ!' Try it!
Whenever a third world female looking to generate revenue asks me: 'Give me some _______ (fill in the blank)', I say to her in response: 'Give me a BJ!' Try it!
I hear you.
I tell them hoes to give me a "B.J." for free! I don't offer to pay them anything. I stopped that. Why? 'Cause they are so voludo(a) (ie. lazy) that they want the easy way out.
They have 0% effort and are more than happy to lay on their back for up to 1-hour and earn C$300. If they were wait staff that would require 6-days of 8-hour per day labour for such earnings.
Everyone knows that Meat Loaf has money! All of the hoes know that Meat Loaf aint giving them any of his money. These hoes get angry and jealous when they see Meat Loaf on the circuit and not purchasing their whares. Or worse, hit the p*ssy 1-time and keep moving on to the next vicho.
I like "Zingadoon."
Dude
I cannot hold back any longer.....
You are a legend in your own mind, and what a mind it must be.
I can only respect a "C.E.O." as you claim, that has as much time to devote to all the various topics on this board.
I hear you.
I tell them hoes to give me a "B.J." for free! I don't offer to pay them anything. I stopped that. Why? 'Cause they are so voludo(a) (ie. lazy) that they want the easy way out.
They have 0% effort and are more than happy to lay on their back for up to 1-hour and earn C$300. If they were wait staff that would require 6-days of 8-hour per day labour for such earnings.
Everyone knows that Meat Loaf has money! All of the hoes know that Meat Loaf aint giving them any of his money. These hoes get angry and jealous when they see Meat Loaf on the circuit and not purchasing their whares. Or worse, hit the p*ssy 1-time and keep moving on to the next vicho.
I like "Zingadoon."Zingadoon likes Central America and will be returning at the appropriate time to check the final box: Belize. In the meantime, there are other B's elsewhere that need checking -- Burma, Bangladesh, and Brunei. Fortunately, expererience shows that women are the same everywhere: it's a moveable feast. Be yourself wherever you go.
Dude
I cannot hold back any longer.....
You are a legend in your own mind, and what a mind it must be.
I can only respect a "C.E.O." as you claim, that has as much time to devote to all the various topics on this board.
"Eric 7,"
Glad to see that you are still around.
If you notice the time of my postings they always happen around 5 - 8 a.m. when I'm getting set-up at my computer for the North American workday.
It only takes me a few minutes, less than 30, to write these posts and stories. Besides, I use it a little "batting practice" to push the envelope on ISG.
I do have "bad news" for those admirers of my postings: Meat Loaf will no longer post stories. Instead, Meat Loaf is entering the field of photography and video with signed 'release forms" which will enable Meat Loaf to build-up photo galleries.
SLR Cameras, lenses, umbrellas, reflectors, canvases, light kits, props, and models / actors will gain Meat Loaf's focus.
Meat Loaf will allow his camera(s) to do the communicating!
"Eric 7,"
Glad to see that you are still around.
If you notice the time of my postings they always happen around 5 - 8 a.m. when I'm getting set-up at my computer for the North American workday.
It only takes me a few minutes, less than 30, to write these posts and stories. Besides, I use it a little "batting practice" to push the envelope on ISG.
I do have "bad news" for those admirers of my postings: Meat Loaf will no longer post stories. Instead, Meat Loaf is entering the field of photography and video with signed 'release forms" which will enable Meat Loaf to build-up photo galleries.
SLR Cameras, lenses, umbrellas, reflectors, canvases, light kits, props, and models / actors will gain Meat Loaf's focus.
Meat Loaf will allow his camera(s) to do the communicating!cameras? video? take a vacation, man. Get out from under the Volcano.
cameras? video? take a vacation, man. Get out from under the Volcano.
ISG Members want stroke material.
I don't know which is more valuable: (1) Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tells / Tails or (2) Visual and Audio Stimulation?
To win in the arena of male - female relations, the male must be "Down and Dirty." Why? 'Cause the deck is stacked against the male to an almost insurmountable level.
Female Development: (1) Born and nurtured into thinking that appearance is everything. (2) The programming of a wedding, which is a "trap" or "long-term p*ssy rental." (3) The notion that bearing offspring is somehow an admirable feat and that it is the only sign of a womanhood. In contrast, manhood simply involves paying the bills (ie. supporting your wife and offspring.)
Societal Enforcement: (1) The marriage contract will place the male at 50% exposure. (2) Child support will place the male at a 20% annuity. (3) Upon divorce, the male is evicted. (4) Upon custodial separation, which the male never had custody, he can obtain "visitation."
Male Gender: Males are caballos and don't learn until it's too late. When males awaken they realize that their productive years (ie. 20s - 50s) were exploited by a female who was born and nurtured into selling the p*ssy to the highest-bidder and with the least duties. They want "bobos."
In short, the deck is stacked against the male by the (1) female gender who represent 50% of the population. Seeking approval from the "enemy" will never enable the male to "win." (2) Society leads the male astray via legislation that blatantly tells him in text (ie. black-and-white letters) that the male is disposable in all activities concerning male - female relations. (3) The male gender (ie. fathers, uncles, friends, associates, and others) are all caballo and therefore are pulling their respective loads. Either they are in misery and want company; they are uneducated concerning females; or they are dazed-and-confused and step inline for pay-2-play.
To "win" with females the male must be down-and-dirty!
Just like school, five (5) grades are available: "A", "B", "C", "D", and "F".
(Below are some of the characteristics of each grade.)
Grade "F" Hoes:
Fat and sloppy.
Skinny and wrinkle.
Economically poor.
Family of leaches.
Liars
No Ambition.
Ugly.
Stupid.
Worthless; No Loyal.
Children by Multiple Fathers.
"Baby Daddies" of ill-repute (ie. criminals, unemployed, substance abuse, etc.)
Grade "D" Hoes:
Debt.
Ugly.
Stupid.
Liars.
Sloppy body.
Family of leaches.
Children by Multiple Fathers.
Grade "C" Hoes:
Employed.
Industrious Family.
Debt.
Functional Family.
Occupational Potential.
College Degree.
Children.
Grade "B" Hoes:
Debt.
College Degree.
Conversation.
Physical Fitness.
Seductive.
Career / Professional.
Family Lineage.
Children.
Grade "A" Hoes:
Net Worth.
No Children.
No Cellulite.
College Degree with Advanced Degrees.
Language Fluency.
Career / Professional.
Cultured.
No Children.
Above are some sample qualities of each grade level.
Truth is, most of the population is active in the market of "D", "C", and "B" Hoes! Grade "A" Hoes are not given access to pikers: Grade "A" hoes are the leaders of society, bonafide.
So, what you have are some Grade "D" Hoes placing you on the caballo program. Along with society and legislation. The same holds true for Grade "C" and Grade "B" Hoes.
I, Meat Loaf, am honestly a Grade "C" (ie. 77%) - Grade "B+" (ie. 86%). I can only dream and write posts about getting a Grade "A" Hoe from the Nicaraguan and USA Elites. "I must work my jelly" which has a bitter flavour of racism and oppression. So, I must compete against caballos for Grade "D", Grade "C", and Grade "B" Hoes.
I'm getting more-and-more "cold" on a B.I.T.C.H. Why? It's about S.U.R.V.I.V.A.L.
What are your qualities for the various grade levels, ISG Lurker?
Too Short, "Pimpology": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNiouO4ut_M&feature=related
ISG Members want stroke material.
I don't know which is more valuable: (1) Meat Loaf Cock Tales / Tells / Tails or (2) Visual and Audio Stimulation?Delusions / Allusions / Illusions. All of value.
This is said so perfectly!
I have believed this always!
To win in the arena of male - female relations, the male must be "Down and Dirty." Why? 'Cause the deck is stacked against the male to an almost insurmountable level.
Female Development: (1) Born and nurtured into thinking that appearance is everything. (2) The programming of a wedding, which is a "trap" or "long-term p*ssy rental." (3) The notion that bearing offspring is somehow an admirable feat and that it is the only sign of a womanhood. In contrast, manhood simply involves paying the bills (ie. supporting your wife and offspring.)
Societal Enforcement: (1) The marriage contract will place the male at 50% exposure. (2) Child support will place the male at a 20% annuity. (3) Upon divorce, the male is evicted. (4) Upon custodial separation, which the male never had custody, he can obtain "visitation."
Male Gender: Males are caballos and don't learn until it's too late. When males awaken they realize that their productive years (ie. 20s - 50s) were exploited by a female who was born and nurtured into selling the p*ssy to the highest-bidder and with the least duties. They want "bobos."
In short, the deck is stacked against the male by the (1) female gender who represent 50% of the population. Seeking approval from the "enemy" will never enable the male to "win." (2) Society leads the male astray via legislation that blatantly tells him in text (ie. black-and-white letters) that the male is disposable in all activities concerning male - female relations. (3) The male gender (ie. fathers, uncles, friends, associates, and others) are all caballo and therefore are pulling their respective loads. Either they are in misery and want company; they are uneducated concerning females; or they are dazed-and-confused and step inline for pay-2-play.
To "win" with females the male must be down-and-dirty!
Your quality information is very helpful in my quest for traveling abroad. I am leaving for managua nicaragua shortly. I have been there many times and tried some hotels. For one reason or another I need to find a different one.
Here is the criteria for a hotel for me:
Bed. Clean and firm
Hotel allows female guests at night
Rent is cheap
Has a small pool
Has a small area (outside or inside) to get my push ups; squats; wall handstand push ups on.
Close to the ladies
Quiet at night: (comfort inn was next to a night club that blasted music until 5am)
Your quality information is very helpful in my quest for traveling abroad. I am leaving for managua nicaragua shortly. I have been there many times and tried some hotels. For one reason or another I need to find a different one.
Here is the criteria for a hotel for me:
Bed. Clean and firm
Hotel allows female guests at night
Rent is cheap
Has a small pool
Has a small area (outside or inside) to get my push ups; squats; wall handstand push ups on.
Close to the ladies
Quiet at night: (comfort inn was next to a night club that blasted music until 5am)
Quest for traveling abroad? Go to Europe; go to Southern California; but don't come to Latin America. I don't need anymore Gringo competition.
This is said so perfectly!
I have believed this always!Semper Fi, dude
She showed up the studio to earn for her daughter's school field trip to San Juan del Sur. Nicaraguans sure do value the beach or any water during "Holy Week." If they applied as much passion in occupational efforts this country would surprise both the USA and EU combined. LOL.
Anyway, whe arrived. Immediately I sent the hoe to the grocery store to buy food for my meal(s). Having this dogg requires that I feed her too.
I'm currently having maid problems in that fact that I don't like my new lazy maid. Maybe she's not lazy, but I don't like her and will cut her a*s loose momentarily. The other maid quit 'cause her "Nicaraguan Lies" to starting to hinder her fleecing of Gringos that maintain associative relations with Meat Loaf. For example, the old-maid told some "Good Hearted Gringos" that she was fleecing for a few months that her daughter's birthday was approaching. I stated this rouse to the ex-maid and she was shocked that I heard such rouse. Anyway, she was hitting these "Good Hearted Gringos" for a laptop computer, free food, free clothing, school supplies, Christmas presents, and a whole list of other things. I guess Meat Loaf's daily salary of C $40 or US $2 per day was no competition and she abandoned "Me Loaf."
I don't give a f*ck: The way she handled her departure was pure 100% Nicaraguan in that they lie about everything and just can't tell the truth. The truth when told is always accepted 'cause the counter-party has no choice but to accept the truth. Most can't handle the truth.
The old-maid: Her destiny is already determined so I kept moving-on and hired this new voluda.
The "Ice Cream Girl" went to the store with C $200. I spend C $100 for four (4) plates of food daily. She bought the groceries and the new-maid cooked it. "Ice Cream Girl" and I went to eat, but I was too generous this day and gave the fat maid un-supervised permission to make her plate. Only Lord knows how much food she took from my plate.
In the kitchen was hardly any food, but a whole bunch of f*cking rice. "Ice Cream Girl" bought 2 kilos of rice and 4 kilos of beans.
I guess I'm a "Black Beaner" now.
I was upset at the food quantity for such an expensive price: Double my daily food allowance and nothing to eat!
I fixed a plate of food for the dogg over myself. For the dogg ate (1) Corvina fillets, (2) french fries, (3) fried rice Nicaraguan-style, and a (4) big bowl of Kool-Aid. "Ice Cream Girl" was surprised that I fed the dogg the very same food that I eat or was suppose to eat. (You know she was thinking that Gringos have way too much money having witnessed such non-chalance.
Of course, "Ice Cream Girl" fixed her plate. And I opened-up a verbal can of whoop a*s upon thee.
We returned to the office area where she ate. Somehow she's concerned / misguided into thinking that for a male to be romantically successful he should have a girlfriend, or worse a wife.
That Why You are Not Married:
While riding the executive desk and viewing my white board of month-to-date revenues and occupational tasks, we conversed.
I told her that I am (1) pinche, (2) tacano, (3) codo, (4) ni peso, (5) no doy ni regalo, (6) no me gusta ni voluda, (7) No mantener por Meat Loaf, and other signs of no-moneyism. She was astonished, but co-signed the premise. She volleyed that she worked in the Zona Franca (ie. maquilla) years past. Y ahorra mismo, en que trabajas? Putear!
She allows shared that she was a stripper in Costa Rica and some Gringo wanted to purchase her breast implants, but fear of the blade surmounted the "Gringo Guppie" in mongering.
Anyway, she said I will never get a Nicaraguan-female to marry Meat Loaf 'cause Chicas Nicas like a guy to spend money and purchase everything for them.
Chicas Nicas are reared from birth to accept or pursue 0% responsibility nor self-sufficiency. They, the entire country, expects someone else to support their survival, desires, and retirement.
I told her that's why I don't want a Chica Nica. Instead, I'll f*ck 300 - 500 more over the next three years.
I blew her mind: I wanted to practice my "macking" verbal skills on this chela, but Meat Loaf arrogance ruined that opportunity and the same nonsense I scribe on ISG was verbalized to the enemy- a puta.
The hoe asked how much do I pay for p*ssy? US $0 / C$ 0. P*ssy is free. No it is not was her response. Yeah it is: I aint no trick. I don't pay for p*ssy.
Did the father of your children pay for the p*ssy when he impregnated you?
Is it my problem or concern that you gave him the p*ssy for free; he can't buy you rice-and-beans; and now you want Meat Loaf to purchase / rent the p*ssy. LOL. Too boot, the ***** falls into the Grade "D" - Grade "C" area. She looks good, but is late 20s - early 30s, no employment beyond the financial exploitation of males, and other traits of ill-refute.
Meat Loaf aint paying for some deteriorating asset in disguise when it is an escalating liability.
So we went and f*cked 2-times.
The p*ssy was good. It had that nice sweet smell. She was all p*ssy and I hit rock bottom no every stroke. She was spread eagle: She was 4 x 4. Her third eye winked at me in "69" and el toro position. Every stroke allowed my balls to tap her labia. I was in deeper than you guys pulling caballo for the sake of the children.
Meat Loaf.
The b*tch was told that she's no longer allowed in my realm due to her lack of honesty. Honesty? She doesn't want to get documented which may or may not enable her to enter the world of Meat Loaf (ie. G8). Instead, she is wading along looking for a sucker to place on the caballo role.
She was presented with the 9-page application, but couldn't understand it. Sure her desired weekly salary is pocket change, but her lack of honesty keeps her on the other side of my 40-foot concrete walls with razor wire and security guards.
You can't take these Chicas Nicas or Chicos Nicas too serious 'cause they consider themselves a joke anyway.
She's out and on to the next Chica Nica. It is not nor was it my fault.
There is something within the fabric of all things that exist in Nicaragua. Something that you and I can only recognize of them and not relate for ourselves.
Whenever anything foreign enters Nicaragua, they will be consumed or must mantener the native-Nicaraguan creature. This applies for Chicas Nicas, Nicaraguans, los ninos, and cats.
Every residence I've maintained has been known by the cats of the neighborhood. Cats and dogs are not homeless in Nicaragua. They simply go from home to home looking / taking free food and squatters' rights. This is very similar of Chicas Nicas moving from house to house; primos y tias moving from family member's home to home; and our four legged friends.
The cats will enter your residence without invitation and take food from your plate or stove: Chicas Nicas will enter your residence with invitation and take food from your plate and stove and refrigerator and current assets and future earnings. So similar are all creatures Nicaraguan.
Yesterday, the cat stole some steak from the stove. Today the cat was in search of fried chicken. Tomorrow it will be some Chica Nica in search of bus fare to the beach for Semana Santa / Holy Week.
I'm prepared to move to Managua and find a Mansion style home for for rent,
And my plan is to offer mongers Accomodations, food, transportation (To and from the Airport), casinos, chica friendly safe and secure Adult entertainment.
All This For About What you pay a Night just for a room at the local Hotels.
More details will be posted as I locate a suitable property .
The reason I reside in a mansion is because I am Meat Loaf.
The owner recognized that I am Meat Loaf of USA-commercial influence for which we both share and offered me the privilege of signing a moderate-term corporate lease.
The owner later became a client of Meat Loaf.
just like school, five (5) grades are available: "a", "b", "c", "d", and "f".
(below are some of the characteristics of each grade.)
grade "f" hoes:
fat and sloppy.
skinny and wrinkle.
economically poor.
family of leaches.
liars
no ambition.
ugly.
stupid.
worthless; no loyal.
children by multiple fathers.
"baby daddies" of ill-repute (ie. criminals, unemployed, substance abuse, etc.)
grade "d" hoes:
debt.
ugly.
stupid.
liars.
sloppy body.
family of leaches.
children by multiple fathers.
grade "c" hoes:
employed.
industrious family.
debt.
functional family.
occupational potential.
college degree.
children.
grade "b" hoes:
debt.
college degree.
conversation.
physical fitness.
seductive.
career / professional.
family lineage.
children.
grade "a" hoes:
net worth.
no children.
no cellulite.
college degree with advanced degrees.
language fluency.
career / professional.
cultured.
no children.
above are some sample qualities of each grade level.
truth is, most of the population is active in the market of "d", "c", and "b" hoes! grade "a" hoes are not given access to pikers: grade "a" hoes are the leaders of society, bonafide.
so, what you have are some grade "d" hoes placing you on the caballo program. along with society and legislation. the same holds true for grade "c" and grade "b" hoes.
i, meat loaf, am honestly a grade "c" (ie. 77%) - grade "b+" (ie. 86%). i can only dream and write posts about getting a grade "a" hoe from the nicaraguan and usa elites. "i must work my jelly" which has a bitter flavour of racism and oppression. so, i must compete against caballos for grade "d", grade "c", and grade "b" hoes.
i'm getting more-and-more "cold" on a b.i.t.c.h. why? it's about s.u.r.v.i.v.a.l.
what are your qualities for the various grade levels, isg lurker?
too short, "pimpology": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pniouo4ut_m&feature=related
peer-pressure and professional associations require that meat loaf stop slumming!
it was fun while it lasted, 300 - 500 vichos slain since 2007.
ahorra mismo, meat loaf must resume / take over his position amongst "top flight" hoes of substance. b*tches of similar substance as meat loaf.
since most cabronas are grade "f", grade "d", and grade "c" wearing disguises, they are fodder / chum.
the disguises used by females are (1) make-up, (2) padded bras, (3) liabilities acquired on consumer credit, and (4) open legs and lips. these hoes aint real: these hoes can't present themselves in their natural light of being 100% depreciating assets or whole liabilities.
meat loaf steps-up his game to grade "b" and grade "a" hoes. it's hard, but accessible.
when referencing grade "b" and grade "a" hoes we are discussing the total package, not just looks. the whole enchilada!
meat loaf steps-up his g.a.m.e., while you enter the world of us $8 polvo.
CONGRATS to you Meat Loaf, In all Sincerity you are a hero of mine , I enjoy your post, you speak the truth, from experience, your vast knowledge of living in Nica for years, and you say things that my fellow mongers need to know but dont have the courage to say so themselves, Thanks for the truth.
I might try to Pm you personally when i get this business adventure in high gear, And see if you can assist me with this adventure or wait until you leave in 2011 and take over the corporate lease on your place, If that's optional?.
Sounds Good!
Question: Why is Meat Loaf so adamant concerning (1) pulling caballo and (2) white supremacy / USA-racism?
Answer: 'Cause they both "rob," "steal," and exploit the labour of the labourer.
Premise: Through my racially stained posts I've attempted to demonstrate the long USA history of legislated servitude with zero compensation to the labourer. This began in 1492 with Columbus; became the official fabric / foundation / system of the USA in 1796; and did not ease until 1965. In the latter-year it allowed all persons regardless of race to participate in the fruits of their labour. A few years later the material of the fabric changed and it became (1) child support mandates, (2) asset dissolution upon divorce, and (3) other restrictive codifications such as the "Mail Order Bride Law" to further "enslave" the USA populace- males.
As a decedent of African slavery within the USA, I've witnessed the exploitation of labour. In kind, the legislation placed upon the USA-males via male-female relations is similar to that placed upon Black-USA. They both take your fruits for the benefit of another.
As with all tasks assumed by Meat Loaf, I will master the art of females. And win! She will be the caballa! And I will be served by domestic staff.
Following the status quo of male-female relations is danino para su salud. You will loose and pull caballo. Hence, just as Black-USA chose a different than violence to gain USA Civil Rights / Equal Opportunity & Equal Access, so must the male. For he must choose a path and strategy other than the legislated track. Their intention is to exploit your labour: Her and the government's intention / desire / objective / concern is to have you pull caballo.
The caballo pulls for the benefit of the female: The caballo pulls for the benefit of the government via taxation and a labour market. Whatever justification the caballo creates is moot for he is nothing more than a machine, just as Black-USA / Africans in the USA were.
Do you see the similarities?
Meat Loaf posts are about winning and beating the system who has chosen you / the male as the market to exploit.
For many a caballo they love their role. For many a caballo they hate their master / owner. For many a caballo they don't know of their caballo existence. And for others they choose to make caballas.
In conclusion, since I just got "freedom" and access to the fruits of my labour in 1965, I am not too eager to voluntarily give it to someone else (ie. females, taxation) especially for a piece of p*ssy. I have had and do work too hard for this justification. Instead, I'll play the game knowing the rules and side-step the traps, boogies, and fallacies.
We're focused and destined to make Grade "A" and Grade "B" hoes pull caballa! Grade "C", Grade "D", and Grade 'F" hoes are chum / fodder and must serve as superior work horses for any true accomplishment to be realized.
To find the best breed of caballa, global jet-setting must be incorporated and photos with native-tongue release forms must be signed. We're going to have some fun making caballas for the remainder of my life. Caballo, yo? N-word please!
As Jesse Jackson said, "You can take the boy out of the projects, but you can't take the projects out of the boy!"
Although living in one of the most elegant mansions in Granada, I wore tired of Granada and will be taking possession of my Managua residence within days.
Meat Loaf will maintain the mansion for bacanal and the ghetto residence in Managua for p*ssy hunting and slaying.
These Nicaraguans are lazy! They make Sambo look industrious. Although pasaje es gratis para Granada, these Chicas Nicas estan voluda y no quieren ir a aca. A la Tuya! Por lo tanto, Meat Loaf returns to where the wh*res reside, Managua.
"Legit?" I am truly one of the most documented individuals around. Why? As to eliminate the nonsense that consumes people concerning business transactions, racism, and other excuses on why they do not take action / commence. Afraid to say "no," people will point the light of truth upon the other person as to validate their reason for saying "no."
If I were to pay you US $2,000 per month with mandatory Nicaraguan residence you wold be overwhelmed.
For US $2,000 per month:
Housing is variable from US $110 - US $5,000.
1- new piece of Grade "F", Grade "D", and Grade "C" p*ssy per day is US $240.
12 oz. beer cost US $1; 32 oz. beer is US $1.50.
Comida Nica is US $2 per meal.
Marijuana is US $0.50 per cigarette.
Maid service is US $50 - US $100.
Chofer is US $100.
Armed Security Guards from company are US $1,000 per person.
US $2,000 is just the base. Obviously, I want the staff to earn as much as their greed and talent permit.
All labour contracts are enforced via binding-arbitration under USA labour laws and enforced in District Court with liens attached.
The labour contract calls for pay-upon-performance (ie. 100% commission.)
Mandatory income for the employee is US $2,000 per month minimum in year one. Year two is US $4,000. Year three is US $6,000. Promotions are available when you acquire a "book" of revolving loans valued at US $15 Million at which time your income is US $150,000 annually.
In the Gringo capital, Granada, there is a saying, tee-shirts, and bumper stickers that say, "The Land of Not Quite Right!"
This is the FACT 'cause for we Gringos to endure / SURVIVE / live in Nicaragua requires a mental defect. Every person must have a mental illness of some form and fashion. For Meat Loaf, my mental defect is too much knowledge: For others their mental defect is divorce / caballo / laziness in occupational pursuits.
To reside or even visit Nicaragua a Gringo must have some issue. Those with government jobs at the USA Embassy- 80 Gringos- they do not count. For those contractors that built the US $50 Million dollar embassy, they do not count.
The Land of Not Quite Right and the Gringos are the proof!
Daves Pison
04-11-10, 22:34
I did not know Nicaragua had their own civil rights headquaters LOL.
Meatloft get over it. You are just an agitator to selfserve your own agenda if you are so down for the cause why aren't you living in the states providing endoctrinaction to others or educating the new breed of african americans to stirr up controversial black issues. The fact of the matter you love capitalism but not what it represents you are less than 1% in the business and still you are a rich black man living in the hoods of managua chasing mediocre pussy. These individuals that you refer to are just milking the racial issues for decades they have fill their pockets from guilty white americans just to try to justify the killing that took parted down south many decades ago. No wonder they denied your law school application due to the fact there are too many law faculty teaching black agitator teology. Good luck son.
Chicago is a Civil Rights capital just as Atlanta, Georgia.
At age 17, I took legal action against my school district for discrimination and it was Louis Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam, Jesse Jackson's Operation Push, as well as other Black-USA Civil Rights organizations that stood alongside Meat Loaf. The Jewish law firm stood alongside Meat Loaf for their 40% contingency. It was the media that stood alongside Meat Loaf for sensationalism.
When discrimination occurs, who are you going to call in a timely manner?
Your first step is to contact the established Civil Rights organizations as to empower them "to work their jelly." Your second step is to contract a legal firm. Your third and subjective step is to contact governmental agencies, but their involvement may moot any relief. Your fourth step is to gather other victims for a class action lawsuit. Your fifth step is to file on the discriminating entity and make it hit public record of the discriminating entity and person(s.) The sixth step is to settle for they will not want the label of being a "racist" and discriminator: Non-disclosure forms will be signed as to keep everything silent.
When discrimination occurs, who are you going to call in a timely manner as to maintain your position and not suffer injury?
One must stay cognizant that it was illegal for Black-USA to file / take any white-USA to court. One must stay cognizant that discrimination was legal until 1965. One must stay cognizant that legal actions must be embraced as to move "true" equality forward. Legal discrimination based upon race as the "Founding Fathers" envisioned, USA Constitution states, and is / was the foundation of the United States of America.
P.S. It was my injury from discrimination that contributed to my denial for law school admissions in 2004. One could say that the discriminator won for it placed a hurdle before Meat Loaf and a "stain" that Meat Loaf must carry throughout life commencing at age 17.
Aside: My family and I have been invited guests of Rep. Jesse Jackson, Jr., to USA House of Representatives. I've been to the Farrakhan House in Hyde Park.
When discrimination occurs, who are you going to call in a timely manner as to maintain your position and not suffer injury?
How this all related to Caballo
1. My experience as Black-USA had me pulling caballo for 500 years.
2. Males are legislated and socialized to desire to pull caballo by choice or force (ie. legislation.)
3. Males read International Sex Guide in search of prostitute locales worldwide. Other males read for entertaining stories. Still others read International Sex Guide for Meat Loaf for varied reasons.
4. Males spend their money wining-and-dining b*tches. Males either (a) get the girl pregnant, (b) marry the girl providing the "Refugee Plan", and / or (c) pull caballo voluntarily.
5. Meat Loaf posts have explained to you the Nicaraguan-mentality of "pulling caballo."
6. If any Gringo gets involved with a Chica Nica he will "pull caballo" for 3 - 4 generations of "pikers" by force (ie. legislation) or desire. We, Latin American SURVIVERS refer to this guy as a baboso (ie. fool.)
7. Meat Loaf posts have explained to you what steps to take to not "pull caballo." Meat Loaf posts have given you a step-by-step manual on how to be successful / win in Nicaragua. This manual, only written on International Sex Guide, is the path to success for any monger!
8. Meat Loaf posts contain some personal information about the author as a reference point or acknowledgment of the author.
9. Meat Loaf posts position the two themes of Black-USA experience in the world's (a) most powerful country in the history of the world; (b) the wealthiest country in the world's history; (c) the most powerful military in the history of the world; and (d) it was all created by Black-USA were prohibited from its benefit. Finally, after 500-years, one (1), I, Meat Loaf am reaping the benefits.
The other theme is how not to get exploited by females desiring a caballo (ie. Chicas Nicas; the female gender; government(s)). Information concerning current "on book" legislation like (a) the Mail Order Bride Law, (b) Marriage to a foreign-citizen (ie. the Refugee Plan), (c) Child Support Laws, (d) Father's Rights Discrimination, (e) Divorce Court Discrimination, (f) Citizenship, and (g) stories of females attempting to make Meat Loaf pull caballo.
Legislation is always referenced 'cause legislation dictates your life and availabilities. Professionally, I write legislation and have works throughout the USA Library of Congress and my state's legislature and court rooms. So when I reference legislation it is to educate you on the game which includes "pulling caballo."
10. Meat Loaf posts are the highest quality and most informative / educational text on International Sex Guide. Do we need to mention extremely entertaining? Even better, Meat Loaf, the author keeps his writings contained within his dedicated / "gifted" thread of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua at the privilege of Jackson, the owner.
The owner of this Limited Liability Company, Jackson, only charges US $20 per annum for your privilege / ability to read Meat Loaf posts. Jackson knows that Meat Loaf posts increase his revenues and therefore empowered / empowers Meat Loaf posts to continue servicing his clients "top quality" material.
I take the time to educate any and everyone in the world who can read English a full-bodied manual on Nicaragua. I don't even charge: I don't even receive any compensation when my evidenced skill set suggests I should.
Meat Loaf posts are written as a "gift" or manual on Nicaragua, so enjoy.
I did not know Nicaragua had their own civil rights headquaters LOL.
Meatloft get over it. You are just an agitator to selfserve your own agenda if you are so down for the cause why aren't you living in the states providing endoctrinaction to others or educating the new breed of african americans to stirr up controversial black issues. The fact of the matter you love capitalism but not what it represents you are less than 1% in the business and still you are a rich black man living in the hoods of managua chasing mediocre pussy. These individuals that you refer to are just milking the racial issues for decades they have fill their pockets from guilty white americans just to try to justify the killing that took parted down south many decades ago. No wonder they denied your law school application due to the fact there are too many law faculty teaching black agitator teology. Good luck son.
Dave Pison,
I didn't know that Nicaragua had a Civil Rights headquarters either, but after reading my varied posts I will assume so. LOL.
Truth is, the African Slave Trade and its effects including legalized discrimination is the law of the entire American Hemisphere! Five (5) countries from Europe (ie. England, France, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch) came to the American Hemisphere together. The wrote into law and implemented in action the perpetual (ie. forever) enslavement, legal discrimination, "domestic terrorism," and other policies, practices of one group against the other. In fact, laws were written that prohibited any self-improvement by the Africans (ie. Blacks.)
I write these posts because I legally am the first-generation after 25 to have Civil Rights and the right / expectation to not be discriminated against! This is so amazing to me! It blows my mind, but I live it so then it does not.
It a shame and sad when 10% of a country's population is legally discriminated against and oppressed for the benefit of the other percentage. This is true in Nicaragua too. For they have approximately 10% Black population mostly located on the Atlantic Coast. They were British subjects from the Caribbean. They too are void in what we refer to as "success." I don't see them (ie. Black Nicaraguans) in the leadership or even middle class.
Okay, so throughout Latin America the Black / African experience is the same! Latin American Blacks are about 20-years behind Black-USA. It requires Black-USA as myself to indoctrinate the Latin American Blacks to take their place within their societies and the world!
I can agitate on and offshore because the game is the same.
Additionally, I'm "official" with my writing skills and can agitate from anywhere in the world and in any country. Conducting commerce, chasing p*ssy, progressing Civil Rights or anything. The power of prose! 3 languages too. Hay Dios Mio, I would sure hate to be discriminated with such skill set. LOL.
Dave Pison and everyone, it's extremely hard to "get over it" when your affected / victimized everyday!
Unfortunately, not too many universities have African-American Studies and if so, they are taught white faculty. I've taken two (2) such courses and the ignorance amongst the students is over-whelming. Then again it is not over-whelming considering these very same ignorant are those voting, writing legislation, and sitting on juries in court rooms nationwide. More than likely there is no course discussing the "Sins of the USA" in any educational institution as to avoid the discourse. Hence, I would and don't get indoctrinated in schools but in the "school of hard knocks!"
Legislation is always referenced 'cause legislation dictates your life and availabilities. Professionally, I write legislation and have works throughout the USA Library of Congress and my state's legislature and court rooms. So when I reference legislation it is to educate you on the game which includes "pulling caballo." Areas of Interest: (a) Father's Rights, (b) Civil Rights, (c) Commerce. I'm here fighting for you (ie. male gender) although you don't even know it or are a confused and dazed caballo. It takes Sons-of-B*tches like Meat Loaf to get the job done in such ugly waters, agreed?
Thank you very much for the post and maybe I'll "switch-up" the delivery some. Truthfully, my writing on International Sex Guide is taking a different form and on a different thread.
Take Care.
Hello planning a trip to Managua in early May for a week, I'm very sure that this is the central american country that i wish to retire and move to permanently. Can anyone tell me the easiest and quickest way to establish residentcy in Nica?.
Hire an attorney and pay him / her US $600.
Just go to the immigration office near Carretera Norte and tell an immigration employee or "hustler" that you want an attorney to file your paperwork. They will call someone and place you in contact. Pay him and go about your retired day.
Welcome neighbor, for you choose to share the same community as Meat Loaf, Gringos-in-Nicaragua.
Can't we all just get along? Yes! LOL.
I accept your offer on employment, And feel that I can and will make you, your company and myself plenty of money. How do I proceed?
The reason i said that i feel that Dr Martin L King was the only true black role model , Is because he was for non violence And for ALL people (races).
jesse jackson, al sharpton, and louie farrachan are sepertist and racist and dont reach out and assist in non black issues or activism.
Don't trip or even worry about offending Meat Loaf.
It's understandable how some may have such a view.
To answer the employment question: You need to pay Jackson US $20 for Senior Membership and send me a PM.
Honestly, I don't want anyone in the office unless they are 100% greed. The entire world is open and I want everyone to experience the beauty of the world with the power of currency. So, if you can put US $150,000 - US $250,000 in your pockets in the next 18-months that would be great. And then travel the world mongering.
It's that easy when you know what you're doing as Meat Loaf does!
The above dollar amount will have you dominating Nicaragua: Any and every Chica Nica will be providing sexual favours in her attempt to get you to pull caballo. And if she gets you hooked, your G8 government's legislation will have you pulling caballo by mandate. Suddenly, 300 - 500 vichos slain since 2007 is not hard.
Lots of F*cking Laughs.
Daves Pison
04-12-10, 21:51
Very interesting subject in this platform free of nonsense insults. You have my respect as a human been.
Dave Pison,
I didn't know that Nicaragua had a Civil Rights headquarters either, but after reading my varied posts I will assume so. LOL.
Truth is, the African Slave Trade and its effects including legalized discrimination is the law of the entire American Hemisphere! Five (5) countries from Europe (ie. England, France, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch) came to the American Hemisphere together. The wrote into law and implemented in action the perpetual (ie. forever) enslavement, legal discrimination, "domestic terrorism," and other policies, practices of one group against the other. In fact, laws were written that prohibited any self-improvement by the Africans (ie. Blacks.)
I write these posts because I legally am the first-generation after 25 to have Civil Rights and the right / expectation to not be discriminated against! This is so amazing to me! It blows my mind, but I live it so then it does not.
It a shame and sad when 10% of a country's population is legally discriminated against and oppressed for the benefit of the other percentage. This is true in Nicaragua too. For they have approximately 10% Black population mostly located on the Atlantic Coast. They were British subjects from the Caribbean. They too are void in what we refer to as "success." I don't see them (ie. Black Nicaraguans) in the leadership or even middle class.
Okay, so throughout Latin America the Black / African experience is the same! Latin American Blacks are about 20-years behind Black-USA. It requires Black-USA as myself to indoctrinate the Latin American Blacks to take their place within their societies and the world!
I can agitate on and offshore because the game is the same.
Additionally, I'm "official" with my writing skills and can agitate from anywhere in the world and in any country. Conducting commerce, chasing p*ssy, progressing Civil Rights or anything. The power of prose! 3 languages too. Hay Dios Mio, I would sure hate to be discriminated with such skill set. LOL.
Dave Pison and everyone, it's extremely hard to "get over it" when your affected / victimized everyday!
Unfortunately, not too many universities have African-American Studies and if so, they are taught white faculty. I've taken two (2) such courses and the ignorance amongst the students is over-whelming. Then again it is not over-whelming considering these very same ignorant are those voting, writing legislation, and sitting on juries in court rooms nationwide. More than likely there is no course discussing the "Sins of the USA" in any educational institution as to avoid the discourse. Hence, I would and don't get indoctrinated in schools but in the "school of hard knocks!"
Legislation is always referenced 'cause legislation dictates your life and availabilities. Professionally, I write legislation and have works throughout the USA Library of Congress and my state's legislature and court rooms. So when I reference legislation it is to educate you on the game which includes "pulling caballo." Areas of Interest: (a) Father's Rights, (b) Civil Rights, (c) Commerce. I'm here fighting for you (ie. male gender) although you don't even know it or are a confused and dazed caballo. It takes Sons-of-B*tches like Meat Loaf to get the job done in such ugly waters, agreed?
Thank you very much for the post and maybe I'll "switch-up" the delivery some. Truthfully, my writing on International Sex Guide is taking a different form and on a different thread.
Take Care.
Thank you for your knowledgable advice Meat Loaf.
You make it sound so simple and easy?, Is that really all there is to establishing residentcy in Nica? What documents and montly/ yearly retirement income is needed? How long does the process take?
Residency really doesn't mean anything other than you receive a government id and can purchase guns.
The difference between a (1) tourist and (2) resident is nothing other than the gun privilege in my opinion. It's not even an issue.
Immigration paperwork is standard as all countries: (1) How many languages do you speak, (2) education, (3) criminal record, (4) assets, (5) liabilities, (6) spouse, (7) etcetera. It's about 6 - 10 pages and requires the English-based documents get translated into Spanish and notarized at the Nicaraguan Consulate / Embassy in the USA. This may cost several hundreds of dollars.
It's nothing: The world has the same immigration standards.
Persons over age 45 need US $400 per month in guaranteed income (ie. annuity, government pension, etcetera.) Guaranteed Source.
The world wants foreigners to travel amongst varied countries to conduct commerce. What countries do not want are foreigners (1) taking their jobs, (2) utilizing citizen resources and entitlements, and (3) f*cking their females.
Under the corporate umbrella, a person can travel the world with freedom utilizing their business visas. The visas / permission slips to enter a country are many and many benefits are provided.
For fact, under business visas a gentleman such as myself can / will travel the world with my entourage. Who's eligible to travel the world and enter countries under business visas: Domestic staff, spouse and offspring, employees, security guards, and anyone else that the executive deems important. The business visas last up to 3-years in the USA.
The power of the business visa is the best and most convenient method of being an "internationalist."
It's also fun when you bring these supporting staff and then make your rounds to the embassies of the world to converse with their citizens and commercial sections.
The world wants foreigners to travel amongst varied countries to conduct commerce. What countries do not want are foreigners (1) taking their jobs, (2) utilizing citizen resources and entitlements, and (3) f*cking their females.
Under the corporate umbrella, a person can travel the world with freedom utilizing their business visas. The visas / permission slips to enter a country are many and many benefits are provided.
For fact, under business visas a gentleman such as myself can / will travel the world with my entourage. Who's eligible to travel the world and enter countries under business visas: Domestic staff, spouse and offspring, employees, security guards, and anyone else that the executive deems important. The business visas last up to 3-years in the USA.
The power of the business visa is the best and most convenient method of being an "internationalist."
It's also fun when you bring these supporting staff and then make your rounds to the embassies of the world to converse with their citizens and commercial sections.
Originally when I relocated to the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes, I had a vision of global employment and travel in mind for the Nica. After four (4) years of living day-in, day-out with "los pinoleros" I've reconsidered.
1. Business visas are the only way to travel and live internationally. For the benefits are too enormous.
2. Citizenship is a consumer item offered in every country. The country providing the best benefits for citizenship is the country that should be pursued.
3. Business structures (ie. incorporation; limited liability companies; professional corporations) are entities / persons with the same rights and privileges as a human being. (This is the structure of the world since the 1300s. It was formed in the Netherlands, I believe. The corporate structure is what provided the "exploration" / enslavement / exploitation of the American Hemisphere. Under the banner of (1) corporation(s) and (2) Christianity the American Hemisphere was created.)
Since corporations are equal / par to a human being, the country(ies) in which you incorporate are citizens of the country. For example, a Australian corporation is an Australian citizen. The fact that a human being citizen "owns," is an officer or sits on board of directors is irrelevant. Reason being, he's considered an employee of the corporation which is an Australian citizen.
Therefore, the Australian citizen (ie. corporation) can travel the world: Therefore, the human being citizen is an employee or representative of the Australian corporation. (Of course, some countries carry more power and glory throughout the world than others. So choose a good banner (ie. country) to fly your banner and pay them taxes.)
4. The Nicaraguan passport is one of the most valuable in the world! For they can travel as human being citizens to at least 80 countries without requiring a visa stamp. All they need is their passport and the world is open to the Nicaragua. Los Probrezas is the reason, I believe.
5. Hiring the Nicaraguan for "dirt cheap" and escorting the Gringo / corporation globally was to serve as their function. Unfortunately, they don't have any "marketable skills" other than requesting regalos and making you pull caballo for 3 - 4 generations.
In conclusion, when the entire world is open and the corporation, especially from G8, can take their entourage with them, it now becomes an issue of which country provides the best benefits for their citizenship.
This is just a little information for you to consider.
Went to the dentist yesterday after laziness kept me away for a few months. I had three (3) wisdom teeth extracted and two (2) crowns implanted. Total costs US $150. The dentist earned his degree in Mexico: The dentist wanted more money, but I had the US $150 cash-in-hand at 0900. Not a bad morning, US $150 in revenue from a walk-in customer.
Nicaragua is an agrarian country and it's easy to understand why. The soil is very productive and responsive to nothing more than water.
The volcanoes and lakes that overflow and permeate the Nicaraguan soil are high-quality minerals that provide for fast and constant growth.
Everyday when I water my acreage, I become impressed at how responsive the Nicaraguan soil is.
* At least something works hard in Nicaragua, the soil. *
Went to the dentist yesterday . I had two (2) crowns implanted. Total costs US $150. The dentist earned his degree in Mexico: I had the US $150 cash-in-hand at 0900. Not a bad morning, US $150 in revenue from a walk-in customer.My experience in Leon , the 2nd major city in Nicaragua, with a female dentist who earned her degree from UNAN was excellent.
She cleaned my teeth, took an X-ray, fluored and filled all the cavities I had after more than 4 years not visiting the dentist. The cost : 200 dollars.
She had her dental office in a separate room attached to her parents' residence where she lives as a married professional ( to a lawyer civil servant).
My experience in Leon , the 2nd major city in Nicaragua, with a female dentist who earned her degree from UNAN was excellent.
She cleaned my teeth, took an X-ray, fluored and filled all the cavities I had after more than 4 years not visiting the dentist. The cost : 200 dollars.
She had her dental office in a separate room attached to her parents' residence where she lives as a married professional ( to a lawyer civil servant).
"Victorn,"
You were on a rampage during your vacation in Leon!
Originally when I relocated to the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes, I had a vision of global employment and travel in mind for the Nica. After four (4) years of living day-in, day-out with "los pinoleros" I've reconsidered.
1. Business visas are the only way to travel and live internationally. For the benefits are too enormous.
2. Citizenship is a consumer item offered in every country. The country providing the best benefits for citizenship is the country that should be pursued.
3. Business structures (ie. incorporation; limited liability companies; professional corporations) are entities / persons with the same rights and privileges as a human being. (This is the structure of the world since the 1300s. It was formed in the Netherlands, I believe. The corporate structure is what provided the "exploration" / enslavement / exploitation of the American Hemisphere. Under the banner of (1) corporation(s) and (2) Christianity the American Hemisphere was created.)
Since corporations are equal / par to a human being, the country(ies) in which you incorporate are citizens of the country. For example, a Australian corporation is an Australian citizen. The fact that a human being citizen "owns," is an officer or sits on board of directors is irrelevant. Reason being, he's considered an employee of the corporation which is an Australian citizen.
Therefore, the Australian citizen (ie. corporation) can travel the world: Therefore, the human being citizen is an employee or representative of the Australian corporation. (Of course, some countries carry more power and glory throughout the world than others. So choose a good banner (ie. country) to fly your banner and pay them taxes.)
4. The Nicaraguan passport is one of the most valuable in the world! For they can travel as human being citizens to at least 80 countries without requiring a visa stamp. All they need is their passport and the world is open to the Nicaragua. Los Probrezas is the reason, I believe.
5. Hiring the Nicaraguan for "dirt cheap" and escorting the Gringo / corporation globally was to serve as their function. Unfortunately, they don't have any "marketable skills" other than requesting regalos and making you pull caballo for 3 - 4 generations.
In conclusion, when the entire world is open and the corporation, especially from G8, can take their entourage with them, it now becomes an issue of which country provides the best benefits for their citizenship.
This is just a little information for you to consider.Consider the Brazilian Business Visa is awarded to those who give employment to (you guessed it) Brazilians! Just a little information for you to. Consider. It is true the US Supreme Court has recently bestowed upon the Corporate Entity the rights (sic) previously reserved in our Homeland for the Individual. This Decision is going to lead in some interesting directions. Be in the Vanguard, yet go knowing the ground is uncharted.
With time and "street cred," a Gringo will become privy, gain exposure, to the Nicas that progress society. One such event occurred on the weekend at a bordelo in MGA.
Business leaders of the United States of America attend Ivy League graduate schools and maybe "Top 40." Business leaders of Latin America attend the aforementioned institutions of higher learning and also INCAE. Throughout Latin America is a business school considered the "Harvard of Latin America" or their Latin American franchise. One such school costing US $30,000 per annum is present in Nicaragua. Another Latin American institution of dominance is Instituto Technologia de Monterrey o algo como asi.
This Nica of similar demographics as Meat Loaf has known of Meat Loaf for several years, but we never broke bread. We did such on this day: His associates were his professional and educational equivalents and our discussion went international commerce.
With credibility earned on the streets of Mexico; within the office of Corporate / Financial America; throughout the university in two different countries and two different languages; and time on-the-ground in Nicaragua gave me immediate credibility amongst these "Innovators within Nicaraguan Society." Alliances were made.
I guess Nicaragua isn't all that bad!
"Ice Cream Girl" was told and knew that she is not welcome at the mansion. Nonetheless, she appeared at my door un-invited..
Asking for identification, she had none.
She was refused entry.
Pussy Regret 98
04-22-10, 15:12
With time and "street cred," a Gringo will become privy, gain exposure, to the Nicas that progress society. One such event occurred on the weekend at a bordelo in MGA.
Business leaders of the United States of America attend Ivy League graduate schools and maybe "Top 40." Business leaders of Latin America attend the aforementioned institutions of higher learning and also INCAE. Throughout Latin America is a business school considered the "Harvard of Latin America" or their Latin American franchise. One such school costing US $30,000 per annum is present in Nicaragua. Another Latin American institution of dominance is Instituto Technologia de Monterrey o algo como asi.
This Nica of similar demographics as Meat Loaf has known of Meat Loaf for several years, but we never broke bread. We did such on this day: His associates were his professional and educational equivalents and our discussion went international commerce.
With credibility earned on the streets of Mexico; within the office of Corporate / Financial America; throughout the university in two different countries and two different languages; and time on-the-ground in Nicaragua gave me immediate credibility amongst these "Innovators within Nicaraguan Society." Alliances were made.
I guess Nicaragua isn't all that bad!This is a question for Mr. Meat Loaf,
Being that I am a new member to this site and I am a monger that was born in the land of lakes and volcanoes, I have read many of your reports about Nicaragua and I must say they are spot on. However, am I correct in surmising from your reports that you are a BLACK American, and not a WHITE GRINGO American? If so, I will be very amused when I read your reports about your conquests when you attempt to spread the legs of the women in the upper echelons of Nicaraguan society, because while among the lower strata of Nicaraguan society the races do mix freely (albeit the class/racial structure is still present) in the upper echelons of Nicaraguan society the predominant complexion desired in a potential mate, especially male, is a nice bronze oliive hue or white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed and fair-skinned. As far as I know there are not many Afro-Nicaraguans present Nicaragua to make a sizable contrbution and therefore can become " Innovative Nicaraguans ", and el escandalo que causara cuando un negro se mete con una mestiza ricachona o una blanca chinaeda con billetes will be very fun to see unfold. Best of luck to you, Mr. Loaf!
This is a question for Mr. Meat Loaf,
Being that I am a new member to this site and I am a monger that was born in the land of lakes and volcanoes, I have read many of your reports about Nicaragua and I must say they are spot on. However, am I correct in surmising from your reports that you are a BLACK American, and not a WHITE GRINGO American? If so, I will be very amused when I read your reports about your conquests when you attempt to spread the legs of the women in the upper echelons of Nicaraguan society, because while among the lower strata of Nicaraguan society the races do mix freely (albeit the class/racial structure is still present) in the upper echelons of Nicaraguan society the predominant complexion desired in a potential mate, especially male, is a nice bronze oliive hue or white, blonde-haired, blue-eyed and fair-skinned. As far as I know there are not many Afro-Nicaraguans present Nicaragua to make a sizable contrbution and therefore can become " Innovative Nicaraguans ", and el escandalo que causara cuando un negro se mete con una mestiza ricachona o una blanca chinaeda con billetes will be very fun to see unfold. Best of luck to you, Mr. Loaf!
Pay for your space, US $20 par annum to Jackson!
Eres un novato que busca glamour pero no hay nada por Meat Loaf!
Unlike Meat Loaf, you have not proven yourself.
Unlike Meat Loaf, you are not / have not paid US $20 to Jackson.
You claim to be Rickie Ricon, but can't pay US $20.
Tell us how to grind and shine in the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.
Stop Frontin'. Anyone can create a new screen name using fake email addresses, but that same dishonesty is why you aint got no hoes.
Pharrell, "Frontin'": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBTrN5Odbg
Pussy Regret 98
04-23-10, 20:15
loaf, i ain't frontin'. i haven't paid my $20 usd to jackson because i don't know what the benefits of this site are yet. i see that there are, i assume, thousands and thousands of great pictures of hoes worldwide and that alone is the price of admission. i like to try the merchandise first before i buy it, you know what i'm sayin'? you know what it's like, bro, peeps give you something for free just to try it out and then if you like the merchansie you buy it. i like reading your reports and just wanted to know if you really are " black usa " as you have said in some of your reports, and by the casual use of words like " frontin' ", " hoes " and other vocabulary that's exemplary of the ebonics vernacular i am pretty sure you are. so i was trying to determine if you were indeed " black-usa " or " white gringo usa ", and i am amazed that you made " alliances " as you put it with an upper-crust nicaraguan ricachon, truly worthy of praise. now if he allows you access to his house in las colinas, el mirador, los altos de santo domingo, bolonia or other places like that and lets you pork the hell out of his mestiza relatives that would be a coup. i'm just saying that nicaraguan society is blatantly, openly racist and if you haven't experienced that yet with d, c, and be hoes you are used to ridin' bareback then i'm sure you'll find that out soon enough. mestizos don't usually allow blacks access to their women, homes or lives in general, when a mestiza se mete con un negro y the a parir un sambo la familia usualmente esta marcado por vida. just the facts, loaf, just the facts. money may be money, but the hand that waves it around can never change it's hue.
loaf, i ain't frontin'. i haven't paid my $20 usd to jackson because i don't know what the benefits of this site are yet. i see that there are, i assume, thousands and thousands of great pictures of hoes worldwide and that alone is the price of admission. i like to try the merchandise first before i buy it, you know what i'm sayin'? you know what it's like, bro, peeps give you something for free just to try it out and then if you like the merchansie you buy it. i like reading your reports and just wanted to know if you really are " black usa " as you have said in some of your reports, and by the casual use of words like " frontin' ", " hoes " and other vocabulary that's exemplary of the ebonics vernacular i am pretty sure you are. so i was trying to determine if you were indeed " black-usa " or " white gringo usa ", and i am amazed that you made " alliances " as you put it with an upper-crust nicaraguan ricachon, truly worthy of praise. now if he allows you access to his house in las colinas, el mirador, los altos de santo domingo, bolonia or other places like that and lets you pork the hell out of his mestiza relatives that would be a coup. i'm just saying that nicaraguan society is blatantly, openly racist and if you haven't experienced that yet with d, c, and be hoes you are used to ridin' bareback then i'm sure you'll find that out soon enough. mestizos don't usually allow blacks access to their women, homes or lives in general, when a mestiza se mete con un negro y the a parir un sambo la familia usualmente esta marcado por vida. just the facts, loaf, just the facts. money may be money, but the hand that waves it around can never change it's hue.
"pussy regret 98,"
i don't allow any discrimination to hinder meat loaf.
las colinas, santo domingo, villa fontana aint nothing special to me!
i've been there and have done that.
truth is: nicaragua really isn't worth the effort if one is desireous to ascend to the upper-echelon. i'm american and therefore know / understand what "real" success is.
i've been in "top latin american" markets like santa fe, mexico; southside cali, colombia; campestre, cd. juarez, mexico. nicaragua? stop making jokes.
i aint got time for the bullsh*t: i'm on the market to purchase a new home on an air estate with my twin prop cessna to park in the driveway.
lastly, i have very little lust or attraction to fare / white-skin girls 'cause it aint worth the effort and they age bad. that's 100% charity d*ck: keep them hoes for yourself and i'll keep "cock blocking" the rest of the b*tches for myself.
i believe you know that nicaragua in general is a very unsafe place. that being the case, i would move elsewhere for greener pastures or drastically modify my behavior.
you already gained the benefit of learning more than 90% of what there is to learn living in nica. like a good trader, you sell and close your position when you already have 90% of the potential gain. the remainder 10% percent gain is for the novices and ignorants that do not understand the risk they are taking. that is, until they lose their money when the market turn against them.
your life style down there is very risky and make you a prime candidate for an opportunistic crime by low level criminals. every low end boluda that you meet associate herself with low end people in her barrio. sooner or later, a group of pandilleros will find out about you and plan something where you are the victim. it may cost you more than economic assets.
in nica, as you can witness in the past few days, the existence of a judicial system and police to protect its citizens are nothing more than an illusion. gansters are send to destroy property with police witnessing an no one is accountable for. a middle class man get killed in front of his house in granada last year (guess what happen to that case). a drunk driver speeding crashed and killed 12 people riding in the back of his truck on easter week this year (his punishment maybe two weeks of therapy to overcome depression from the accident), etc.
to be safe in nica, you either need to have 24 hour security (bodyguards)or be very low profile. there is nothing in between. and safe in this case mean having enough time to catch a plane and get out. upper class locals in nica do not hang around with low end boludas from the low class barrios. the locals, as i mentioned on a previous post, they party with university girls or young professional girls that do not belong to the upper class. that type of girls like to be treated to restaurants, beach, gifts and travel. that is how the locals party.
there are much better and safer places in latinland at this time than nica. the quality of girls outside nica can be much better too. so why take so much unnecessary risk when you can move your business elsewhere. i wonder if i am totalling missing the point about your interest and goals being in the land of lakes and volcanos.
have a great weekend,
darien
Professor 1
04-25-10, 00:28
Loaf, I ain't frontin'. I haven't paid my $20 USD to Jackson because I don't know what the benefits of this site are yet. I see that there are, I assume, thousands and thousands of great pictures of hoes worldwide and that alone is the price of admission.
The intel is worth far more than $20 per year. You will save that by listening to those who have visited the various places, and given advice. I have used this board for no less than three countries in two years, and have saved more than $20 each trip. World Traveler's lists are worth no less than $50. You cannot get his intel from Lonely Planet. :) Pay the money.
Oh Ya Papi
04-25-10, 03:10
worth to PM others and hook it up. best example is Dave in lima.
pay ! cheap ass. if your a real monger.
people that say they never pay for pussy ; pay the most for pussy!!!!
The intel is worth far more than $20 per year. You will save that by listening to those who have visited the various places, and given advice. I have used this board for no less than three countries in two years, and have saved more than $20 each trip. World Traveler's lists are worth no less than $50. You cannot get his intel from Lonely Planet. :) Pay the money.
i believe you know that nicaragua in general is a very unsafe place. that being the case, i would move elsewhere for greener pastures or drastically modify my behavior.
you already gained the benefit of learning more than 90% of what there is to learn living in nica. like a good trader, you sell and close your position when you already have 90% of the potential gain. the remainder 10% percent gain is for the novices and ignorants that do not understand the risk they are taking. that is, until they lose their money when the market turn against them.
your life style down there is very risky and make you a prime candidate for an opportunistic crime by low level criminals. every low end boluda that you meet associate herself with low end people in her barrio. sooner or later, a group of pandilleros will find out about you and plan something where you are the victim. it may cost you more than economic assets.
in nica, as you can witness in the past few days, the existence of a judicial system and police to protect its citizens are nothing more than an illusion. gansters are send to destroy property with police witnessing an no one is accountable for. a middle class man get killed in front of his house in granada last year (guess what happen to that case). a drunk driver speeding crashed and killed 12 people riding in the back of his truck on easter week this year (his punishment maybe two weeks of therapy to overcome depression from the accident), etc.
to be safe in nica, you either need to have 24 hour security (bodyguards)or be very low profile. there is nothing in between. and safe in this case mean having enough time to catch a plane and get out. upper class locals in nica do not hang around with low end boludas from the low class barrios. the locals, as i mentioned on a previous post, they party with university girls or young professional girls that do not belong to the upper class. that type of girls like to be treated to restaurants, beach, gifts and travel. that is how the locals party.
there are much better and safer places in latinland at this time than nica. the quality of girls outside nica can be much better too. so why take so much unnecessary risk when you can move your business elsewhere. i wonder if i am totalling missing the point about your interest and goals being in the land of lakes and volcanos.
have a great weekend,
darien
i can't refute any of the suggestions or analysis you've written above!
i'm glad to see that you understand "trading." and you are correct about the last 10%: i trade on a 3-to-1 reward / risk ratio and that's when the fundamentals and technicals are in tandem.
you are 100% correct concerning "police service."
you are 100% correct concerngin the low level b*tches.
and they do come to your house: in nicaragua, if you reveal anything personal about yourself or housing or occupational efforts, the nica will advertise that information to any and everyone. hence, you don't know who the assailant is.
the job of the nica is to observe their neighbor 24 / 7 'cause they don't do anything with their day / life 24 / 7.
it's not worth the effort, nicaragua: for the same us $250,000 i can build a mansion in granada or live on an air estate in the usa. it's time for serious contemplation on the behalf of meat loaf concerning his nicaraguan existence.
thanks "darien" for shining the light of truth.
excellent post by "darien."
Glad to see the diversity among recent posters.
I like reading your reports and just wanted to know if you really are " Black USA " as you have said in some of your reports, and by the casual use of words like " frontin' ", " hoes " and other vocabulary that's exemplary of the Ebonics vernacular I am pretty sure you are. So I was trying to determine if you were indeed " Black-USA " or " White Gringo USA ", and I am amazed that you made " alliances " as you put it with an upper-crust Nicaraguan ricachon, truly worthy of praise. Now if he allows you access to his house in Las Colinas, El Mirador, Los Altos de Santo Domingo, Bolonia or other places like that and lets you pork the hell out of his mestiza relatives that would be a coup. I'm just saying that Nicaraguan society is blatantly, openly RACIST and if you haven't experienced that yet with D, C, and be hoes you are used to ridin' bareback then I'm sure you'll find that out soon enough. Mestizos don't usually allow Blacks access to their women, homes or lives in general, when a mestiza se mete con un Negro y the a parir un sambo la familia usualmente esta marcado por vida. Just the facts, Loaf, just the facts. Money may be money, but the hand that waves it around can never change it's hue.
Are they worthy? Doubt it!
How many languages do they speak? Meat Loaf speaks three (ie. English at the highest level; Spanish at a professional level; and Portuguese at a moderate level.)
How many university degree do they have? Meat Loaf has two. One, BBA, earned 100% in the language of English and one MBA earned 100% in the language of Spanish with intentions of entering a Ph.D. program in Brazil within 18-months.
How many countries have they resided? Meat Loaf has resided for ten years in various Latin American countries.
Are they advancing legislation within Nicaragua? Meat Loaf is advancing legislation within the USA with intentions of entering Nicaragua politics, possibly.
How and where did they amass their wealth? Or are they just "rich" with cash flows and no net worth?
How many people live in their Las Colinas residence? Do they have 3 - 4 generations of family living in one 2,000 - 3,000 sq. foot house for US $1,300 - US $5,000 per month? Meat Loaf has more than that as a single bachelor. Does every member of the 3 - 4 generation household contribute to satisfy their rent / mortgage payment? Meat Loaf meets his living expenses via his "petty cash fund."
How many vehicles do they possess? Does the family of 3 - 4 generations share one vehicle.
What are the educational and occupational accomplishments of the 3 - 4 generations that reside in Santo Domingo? Meat Loaf is "stock" from three generations of African-American Leaders within the USA. And let us not forget that the USA is #1 in the world: Let us not forget that Nicaragua is the second-poorest country in the hemisphere of 33 soverign nations.
In essence, are they even competitive with Meat Loaf? Probably not: For someone, and I've experienced this in life, that wants in artificially inflate their "value" with the fraudulent illusion of them being better simply based upon skin color is nonsense. Meat Loaf doesn't contribute to such foolishness.
And they want me to be eager to date their "mestizo" females so I can pull G8 caballo enforced by USA-legislation with all of my accomplishments and value.
Simply stated, "they are not worthy nor competitive."
As they say in the 'hood, "Nigga' please!"
Are they worthy? Doubt it!
How many languages do they speak? Meat Loaf speaks three (ie. English at the highest level; Spanish at a professional level; and Portuguese at a moderate level.)
How many university degree do they have? Meat Loaf has two. One, BBA, earned 100% in the language of English and one MBA earned 100% in the language of Spanish with intentions of entering a Ph.D. program in Brazil within 18-months.
How many countries have they resided? Meat Loaf has resided for ten years in various Latin American countries.
Are they advancing legislation within Nicaragua? Meat Loaf is advancing legislation within the USA with intentions of entering Nicaragua politics, possibly.
How and where did they amass their wealth? Or are they just "rich" with cash flows and no net worth?
How many people live in their Las Colinas residence? Do they have 3 - 4 generations of family living in one 2,000 - 3,000 sq. foot house for US $1,300 - US $5,000 per month? Meat Loaf has more than that as a single bachelor. Does every member of the 3 - 4 generation household contribute to satisfy their rent / mortgage payment? Meat Loaf meets his living expenses via his "petty cash fund."
How many vehicles do they possess? Does the family of 3 - 4 generations share one vehicle.
What are the educational and occupational accomplishments of the 3 - 4 generations that reside in Santo Domingo? Meat Loaf is "stock" from three generations of African-American Leaders within the USA. And let us not forget that the USA is #1 in the world: Let us not forget that Nicaragua is the second-poorest country in the hemisphere of 33 soverign nations.
In essence, are they even competitive with Meat Loaf? Probably not: For someone, and I've experienced this in life, that wants in artificially inflate their "value" with the fraudulent illusion of them being better simply based upon skin color is nonsense. Meat Loaf doesn't contribute to such foolishness.
And they want me to be eager to date their "mestizo" females so I can pull G8 caballo enforced by USA-legislation with all of my accomplishments and value.
Simply stated, "they are not worthy nor competitive."
As they say in the 'hood, "Nigga' please!"Thou doth protest too much sr. Loaf and have hence become. Yawn. Bump. A bore. Although forsooth you are an american and thus know what is 'real' (sic). Clear yourself for takeoff and be done with it.
Thou doth protest too much sr. Loaf and have hence become. Yawn. Bump. A bore. Although forsooth you are an american and thus know what is 'real' (sic). Clear yourself for takeoff and be done with it.
I was simply responding to "Pussy Regret 98's" non-sensical post. And you know that Meat Loaf loves "self-admiration" so don't "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on my Wheaties," "Zingadoon."
Meat Loaf posts travel over hills and through valleys traversing many different themes, emotions, and thoughts.
As with newspapers, one must read everyday. As with text, one must read with pen-and-paper in hand for notations.
Nicaragua is not for the mentally weak Gringo and Meat Loaf posts portray this fact. Typically, the average Gringo lifespan of full-time Nicaragua residency is less than five (5) years: "Snow birds" that frequent Nicaragua for a few days to a several weeks may have up to ten (10) years of Nicaraguan exposure, but is extremely different than day-in, day-out residency.
Keep reading Meat Loaf posts as we will discuss the famous Nicaraguan real estate market you've heard so much about. A few sex stories will be sprinkled within the 'knowledge' (sic.)
Yesterday, I went to the barber shop and received a hair cut. Afterwards, I went to the salon and received a French manicure and French pedicure. Afterwards, I was in route to the pharmacy to purchase some pain pills when the "bubble gutts" appeared.
With my stomach turning over more than your wives / girlfriends, I was in desperation. "Where can I take a sh*t" was my question.
Free-balling and with diarrhea is a dangerous combination for it will run down your hamstrings. And "how will I return to the mansion with sh*t-stained thighs and shorts" was my question.
In Latin America, public bathrooms do not exist!
"Should I go to the end of the block or in someone's driveway and drop drawers" was my question. With limited time, I found a cantina to "drop draw."
Within the cantina, I went to the bathroom and remembered that toilet paper is a prized and well-guarded commodity in Latin America. Therefore, I went to the owner and asked for some napkins. They gave me four (4).
Being more stingy with the toilet paper than I am with the Nica is how I rationed each wipe / stroke. Using double-ply, 2 - 3 times was how I SURVIVED this deficative experience.
Out of respect, I purchase at US $1.75 beer and "baby sat" the beverage for a few minutes.
In route to the mansion, I purchased some "Alka D" diarrhea tablets that will dry you up: "Alka D," is the best medicine to purchase for the "bubble gutts."
So Close & So Un-Comfortable.
Yesterday, I went to the barber shop and received a hair cut. Afterwards, I went to the salon and received a French manicure and French pedicure.
With my stomach turning over more than your wives / girlfriends, I was in desperation. "Where can I take a sh*t" was my question.
In Latin America, public bathrooms do not exist!
Within the cantina, I went to the bathroom and remembered that toilet paper is a prized and well-guarded commodity in Latin America. Therefore, I went to the owner and asked for some napkins. They gave me four (4).
Being more stingy with the toilet paper than I am with the Nica is how I rationed each wipe / stroke. Using double-ply, 2. 3 times was how I SURVIVED this deficative experience.
Out of respect, I purchase at US $1. 75 beer and "baby sat" the beverage for a few minutes.
Meat Loaf, YES, I do enjoy reading your experience and I am SURE you have the beginnings of a published and successful writer.
I have travelled a lot over Central America (except for Honduras) and I can vouch for the reality of your stories as I have experienced it in a smaller way.
Yes, bathroom paper is a prized item very rare in public places UNLESS you frequent 4 and 5 stars hotels and restaurants.
I am glad to know that you realize how limited is your current location for a person with a rich international experience like yourself. It is not possible to make a great aire-mar-tierra dinner with only beans and tortilla. Likewise, a tiger would lose its agility and means to survive when confine to a cage most of its life. And a bird in a cage can not fly, neither.
On the other hand, I can not think of any other place with such an abundance, mix and diversity of good looking females as Brazil. Morochas, blondes, brunettes, mulatas, afro, japanes, chinese, etc. Whatever you can think of, you can find it there. Moreover, their free liberal spirited social culture makes Brazil probably second to none in terms of enjoying life around beautiful females. And most people do not have any inferiority complex because of their race mix, etc. That is why, despite its many social problems, Brazil still outpacing the rest of Latinland in technology and economic development. They are moving forward not backward like some other countries.
Just remember to do your homework first before commiting to a Ph.D program. No all programs are equal in terms of their focus, quality and international recognition. In addition, an experience person should have a prewritten dissertation (at least in mind) before making such a commitment.
In addition, within Brazil you may develop better knowledge of their fanancial markets. The brazilian financial market may eventually suffer again its on exuberance bubble from people going mad under the heat, dreams and illusions from Caripinha drinks, zamba and exotic females dancing all around. You always make money with markets going up and going down.
We most enjoy life everyday as there may not be tomorrow.
Regards,
Darien
Meat Loaf, YES, I do enjoy reading your experience and I am SURE you have the beginnings of a published and successful writer.
I have travelled a lot over Central America (except for Honduras) and I can vouch for the reality of your stories as I have experienced it in a smaller way.
Yes, bathroom paper is a prized item very rare in public places UNLESS you frequent 4 and 5 stars hotels and restaurants.
I never knew how much fun and intense writing fables was / is until I started my posting legacy on ISG in 2007. Now, I'm hooked onto ISG and can't stop writing.
You too know the game and it appears that you too will gain much success in Latin America for the time that you will be present.
Victorn, increasing the value of ISG with every post!
I am glad to know that you realize how limited is your current location for a person with a rich international experience like yourself. It is not possible to make a great aire-mar-tierra dinner with only beans and tortilla. Likewise, a tiger would lose its agility and means to survive when confine to a cage most of its life. And a bird in a cage can not fly, neither.
On the other hand, I can not think of any other place with such an abundance, mix and diversity of good looking females as Brazil. Morochas, blondes, brunettes, mulatas, afro, japanes, chinese, etc. Whatever you can think of, you can find it there. Moreover, their free liberal spirited social culture makes Brazil probably second to none in terms of enjoying life around beautiful females. And most people do not have any inferiority complex because of their race mix, etc. That is why, despite its many social problems, Brazil still outpacing the rest of Latinland in technology and economic development. They are moving forward not backward like some other countries.
Just remember to do your homework first before commiting to a Ph.D program. No all programs are equal in terms of their focus, quality and international recognition. In addition, an experience person should have a prewritten dissertation (at least in mind) before making such a commitment.
In addition, within Brazil you may develop better knowledge of their fanancial markets. The brazilian financial market may eventually suffer again its on exuberance bubble from people going mad under the heat, dreams and illusions from Caripinha drinks, zamba and exotic females dancing all around. You always make money with markets going up and going down.
We most enjoy life everyday as there may not be tomorrow.
Regards,
Darien
My life has and is basically following the course designed some 25-years ago.
There are only a few things that I did not accomplish that was desired. And on other things, I'm a little behind schedule or right on target.
I thought that I would have my airplane about six years ago, but now am considering its purchase.
Now, I am considering building my Central America Estate of 50-acres with landing strip. I'm a few years behind on this.
Brazil has always been on the radar for about this time in life. Relationships with traders in Sao Paolo at the BMF go back 15-years. BMF also trades grains. Relationships with farmers in the Mato Grasso go abck 15-years too.
Is it worth the effort to purchase, build, and have to deal with the Nicaragua just to have a 50-acre estate with landing strip and staff? Probably not! The same can be accomplished in the USA for about the same price and with less nonsense. For domestic staff and a chofer, I'll call Mexico: Live-in Mexican maid is US $400 per month compared to US $100 in Nicaragua.
Exposure? My friend and I held a conversation on the needs for exposure. I was exposed to a lot in life and therefore chose / live the life I lead. He was exposed to less and followed his course based upon exposure.
Nicaragua is "burnt up!" I can f*ck 300 - 500 Mexican girls or the entire rainbow of USA-residents. Do you think having a "starter" airplane valued at US $150,000 parked in the driveway will get some Grade "B", Grade "C", Grade "D", and Grade "F" hoes to drop their panties? Hell, I'm a male and I might consider dropping draw.
That's what's cool about Nicaragua. You can take a "time out" from life for years and then return to the "Real World" re-energized and focused. For the writer Hemmingway, he loved Cuba. For others, they choose Nicaragua.
I do realize the traps and politics involved with the Ph.D., but it's a personal and racial obligation I have to achieve and therefore will get it done!
Brazil is way more progressive and real society. I'll find out in year 2010.
Lesson learned / lesson to learn: Don't try to re-invent the wheel. Translation: There is a reason Nicaragua is not progressive and therefore don't try / think that you, the lone individual, will re-invent Nicaragua or the wheel.
"Darien," you write some good sh*t.
A few months ago I detailed how I was banging a chela with a few tattoos. She has a Gringo-husband pulling caballo in the USA. He's the working poor and can only afford to visit his wife in Granada for 6-weeks per year. They have been married for five years and have a toddler together.
In her spare time and for occupation, his wife prostitutes!
So, I was hitting the gutts for as little bucks as required. I aint about paying more for something when its value doesn't require such over-payment.
She's a great piece of a*s.
Anyway, she came to the mansion and I was on the computer. As we conversed, I told her to derobe. Of course she did!
I started f*cking her on the executive desk. I told her that her husband in the USA can pull caballo for this baby that I'm going to shoot into her gutts. She laughed. I laughed. We both acknowledged that he, her husband, is a sucker / fool pulling caballo.
She earned 2 nutts!
A few days later she came over again for a pounding.
Where is she now? In the USA with him licking my juice from her womb and maybe pulling caballo with another nino Nica.
I love "Sucker A*s Gringos" pulling caballo in G8 and their p*ssy is here in the 3rd World. It keeps my p*ssy expense account low with them remitting Western Union.
Go Caballo, Go!
Professor 1
04-28-10, 01:09
Within the cantina, I went to the bathroom and remembered that toilet paper is a prized and well-guarded commodity in Latin America. Therefore, I went to the owner and asked for some napkins. They gave me four (4).
Yes, it is prized, just like a poor girl who delivers and does not ask for the propina. :)
I take two to three half rolls without the core when I travel South. I keep one on me at all times. It is more valuable than the passport in some places. :)
... let's see where the keyboard takes us as I listen to Capleton, "Reign of Fire."
For the past two (2) weeks, "A Gringo Treat" has been scheduled to visit the mansion, but in typical Nicaraguan fashion she never appears. And then at the last minute, when they are broke / palmado, they come with stories of emergency (ie. enfermo; tuition; medicine; comida).
I told that hoe that there is competition: You would think that the "Golden Goose" would receive special consideration, but if one expects that consideration to be delivered by a Nica.
Gringos awaken quickly when placed in Nicaraguan jail. I recall a retired-Gringo enjoying his "Golden Years" abusing alcohol and gun toting in quest for action. When the action came his direction, he was always armed and prepared. Not surprisingly, when he was placed in Nicaraguan jail he had an "epiphany." Not surprisingly, when he was placed on the bus for transport to Nicaraguan prison he had another "epiphany." Long distance phone calls, local cellular phone calls, emails, and bank wires were his foci. Said Gringo is now towing the line and pulling caballo for the Nica with glee.
What else is there to write about?
Gringos that "talk a big talk" and "don't have feet to attempt at walking the walk." One such English-Gringo was witnessed mouthing his same, lame pitch of Corporate Europe success. For someone that achieved so much success in Corporate Europe, why does he live in a hostel paying US $5 per day for a hammock?
Lots of Laughs.
Females? Just the same Nicas and the same stories. I'm relaxing at present and am only slaying about 5 females or so for the past month or two. Nothing special, but something you may have to pay 50% for.
That's Today's Post.
do they want to allow meat loaf's growth or will they naturally gravitate towards discrimination? mexico? i'll opt for the discrimination syndrome so prevalent within their society. or maybe meat loaf just isn't competitive: i aint hearing that "noise," even if "true," that meat loaf is not competitive!
why is meat loaf so adamant concerning racial discrimination? 'cause it's real and true!
in almost every endeavor- social, professional, educational- meat loaf is almost the lone black / african person present. unlike "che," i don't have generations of nepotism leading the way and enabling mediocrity to be perceived as "success."
will meat loaf get denied the opportunity he seeks? will mexico be foolish? will meat loaf be forced to board a plane for mexico with the intent of "kicking mexican a*s" face-to-face?
i want this market: us $1 trillion per year. mexico's economy is the equivalent to canada and the state of texas per annum.
i want to board helicopters and fly into santa fe, mexico city, to land on the top of corporate mexico office towers and skyscrapers.
i want my skybox at estadio azteca!
aint nobody going to deny meat loaf this access!
roll over; ser flojo; and expand your mind beyond the 500-years of legalized and encouraged discrimination.
mexican style: photos on every document as to witness your native american features vs. spaniard features. last name recognition too.
we'll learn of meat loaf's next attempt at ascending the rungs of society within days.
tamaulipas
nuevo leon
veracruz
coahuila
chihuahua
d.f.
edomex
puebla
chiapas
let's fight, puto: may god lead meat loaf into the next level.
Soy un congero por 20 anos!
Por fin, yo compre una nueva pareja de las congas Giovanni que vale US $1,200.
Puerto Rico.
Colombia.
Cuba.
Somos la rumba!
Guaguaco. Colombia. Clave. el ritmo.
Like yesteryear when those African slaves landed on the soils of the American Hemisphere, I let my congas speak for me!
Eso.
Years prior, I was the official conguero of the Puerto Rican Ghetto del USA.
It's been about 7 years since I've owned congas, but I own them today. Offers to join orquesta have been denied. Opportunidades para tocar las congas en la salsateca de Managua k se llama Latinos have been refused.
Hector Levoe.
Frankie Ruiz.
La India.
Eddie Palmieri.
Pedro Conga.
Chuco.
Michael Stuart.
Viva Boriqua.
Salsa: Las Congas, los bongos y los timbales son los voces del mundo Africano.
Meat Loaf rejoins la orquesta de la salsa despues 7 anos.
Baile conmigo: Salsa con yo: Merrengue tambien, como no?
Meat Loaf.
There's no question why / how Meat Loaf thrives in Nicaragua.
Soy Latino por 25 anos.
Tambien, soy guedo en exito.
Tambien, soy el ex-esclavo de los EE.UU.
Know your history: Meat Loaf knows his history.
Washington Heights, NY: Dominicans.
Bronx, NY: Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
Chicago: Puerto Ricans.
New Jersey: P.R., D.R., Colombia.
Philadelphia: P.R.
Miami: Cubans, P.R., D.R., Colombians.
Meat Loaf gives "love" / a shout out to the homies del Caribe Latino.
My dog loves the congas, tambien.
When I play these skins she sits alongside her papi, Meat Loaf.
Todo encantan las congas y la salsa.
I don't like to advertise that I'm from the USA 'cause it creates illusions of granduer.
La gente always think that the USA is the clave when it is not.
Sure, everyone has a job in the USA, but does everyone receive a paycheck? No! We have 500-years of documented evidence / proof that states everyone has a job, but to receive a paycheck is something entirely different.
I just received my paycheck in 1964 after 500-years of labour!
And now, you want to volunteer for caballo: The USA has your a*s legislated for esclavatud / endentured servitude via (1) child support, (2) divorce settlement, (3) alimony, and (4) a few other trucos y trampas.
Go Caballo, Go!
Yes, there are jobs in the USA, but will you receive a paycheck? Doubtful.
The USA was created dirty!
They stole, lied, killed, and plotted how to "rip off" others for their exploitation / benefit. Who? The elites and then the populace- poor whites of Europe.
After 200-years under British rule "che whitey" revolted: The USA has good marketing, but it is one of the dirtiest countries ever!
Calm Down Meat Loaf: Meat Loaf speaks the truth!
Since 1700 y pico the USA was created via the "great" constitution that stated "everyone is created equal," except for (1) Africans, (2) Native-Americans, (3) women, and (4) whoever else is convenient.
Exploiters: Exploitation! Enslavement with all four branches of government enforcing / encouraging its "jihad."
Since the 1700s the USA has still perpetrated its natural tendencies.
How is it possible to be the #1 country in the world within 200 - 500 years? Slavery! And war in brown people's countries.
Don't preach that nonsense of hard work and other fallacies when the truth is 500-years of free labour and international thievery.
The chickens will come home to roost. Example: Mexicans invading the USA.
I drink 40oz. malt liquor: King Cobra, OE, Mickeys, Colt 45, and 811- Steel Reserve.
I smoke menthal cigarettes: Newports, Kools, and More.
I blew trees.
I associate, at a distance, with criminals, pimps, hoes, and thugs.
I C-walk, bankhead bounce, and drop it like it's hot.
I hold down street corners with vagos.
I listen to Screwston, Texas, and East Coast hip hop.
I do what it takes to get the job done.
I stay in those books; in the office; in non-criminal courts; and social events of the leaders in societies.
I'm Meat Loaf: Quien eres tu?
I drink 40oz. malt liquor: King Cobra, OE, Mickeys, Colt 45, and 811- Steel Reserve.
I smoke menthal cigarettes: Newports, Kools, and More.
I blew trees.
I associate, at a distance, with criminals, pimps, hoes, and thugs.
I C-walk, bankhead bounce, and drop it like it's hot.
I hold down street corners with vagos.
I listen to Screwston, Texas, and East Coast hip hop.
I do what it takes to get the job done.
I stay in those books; in the office; in non-criminal courts; and social events of the leaders in societies.
I'm Meat Loaf: Quien eres tu?Loaf,
Why did you excommunicate Chocha Monger and criticize other guys who wear jewelry? Nothing wrong with wearing nice jewelry if you can actually afford it. The problem comes when you wear jewelry and still live at your mom’s house.
Doesn't sound like something hip hopper and malt liquor drinker would do.
Professor 1
05-01-10, 18:23
Washington Heights, NY: Dominicans.
Bronx, NY: Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
Chicago: Puerto Ricans.
New Jersey: P.R., D.R., Colombia.
Philadelphia: P.R.
Miami: Cubans, P.R., D.R., Colombians.
Meat Loaf gives "love" / a shout out to the homies del Caribe Latino.
Dr. Meat Loaf. Los Dominicanos estan in Filadelfia, tambien. Do not think for a second that you will take one of their women from the hood, unless you know some Espanol.
NYC has a huge variety of Latina, from Dominicans to Ecuadorians. You MUST know Spanish to have credibility.
Loaf,
Why did you excommunicate Chocha Monger and criticize other guys who wear jewelry? Nothing wrong with wearing nice jewelry if you can actually afford it. The problem comes when you wear jewelry and still live at your mom’s house.
Doesn't sound like something hip hopper and malt liquor drinker would do.
Hate; hate; hate is Meat Loaf!
Cock block; cock block; cock block is Meat Loaf!
I do regret and was "foul" / wrong for ex-communicating "Cocha Monger" from my thread!
Frequently, I regret "chewing his a*s out" for his expressions on the Meat Loaf thread.
I apologize to "Chocha Monger," publicly, and invite his return to my thread.
I deserve a "violation" and invite the return of "Chocha Monger:" "Chocha Monger," please return and contribute to our discourse.
Chocha Monger is a "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" Inductee!
P.S. "Warbucks," kinfolk, I play that Montel Jordan song you uploaded frequently.
Dr. Meat Loaf. Los Dominicanos estan in Filadelfia, tambien. Do not think for a second that you will take one of their women from the hood, unless you know some Espanol.
NYC has a huge variety of Latina, from Dominicans to Ecuadorians. You MUST know Spanish to have credibility.
If you want those curly haired, big booty, brown hoes then you must speak Spanish and have some slave blood running through your veins.
If you catch a "big booty" any other way then you are a caballo!
I, Meat Loaf, would like to apologize to "Chocha Monger" for censuring his penmanship.
Months prior, "Chocha Monger" was very active on the "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" thread discussing such topics as (1) incarceration, (2) race relations, and (3) politics. The quality of his posts are / were sensational, very well researched, and 100% correct.
I, Meat Loaf, ex-communicated "Chocha Monger" because I thought that the course /content of "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua" was beginning to become to "race-based" or anti-Caucasian. Assumptions lead Meat Loaf to believe that the majority of my readership are "blanquitos" (ie. white people) and that their sensitivities in the area of race and racism may "turn them off" from further readings. Therefore, I attempted to direct / edit the course of my thread, "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
"Chocha Monger," I invite your return; feel bad / sorry for ex-communicating you; and admire your prose and thoughts. Please return.
Sincerely,
Meat Loaf.
The Dirty Pirate
05-03-10, 15:31
If you want those curly haired, big booty, brown hoes then you must speak Spanish and have some slave blood running through your veins.
If you catch a "big booty" any other way then you are a caballo!Quoted for truth!
So, I was banging this chubby mother of 3 at age 21 for a few weeks. I stopped banging her 'cause she's always asking for money. And she very tacky by spitting on the floor all of the time.
Campo: They spit on the titled floors of home, restaurants, or anywhere. When this occurs and it does and will, I get the motherf*cker out of my realm pronto. How disrespectful and tacky is it to spit on the floor of an indoor establishment? Well, this is Nicaragua and that is what "campos" do. Campesino (ie. people from the countryside; rural; naco; hicks.)
I started banging her chaparita sister instead! Mother of 3 at age 25. I stand corrected and should declare that I do not bang her, but permit her to suck my swilla' for hours at a time. And she can suck some dick!
So, I was banging this chubby mother of 3 at age 21 for a few weeks. I stopped banging her 'cause she's always asking for money. And she very tacky by spitting on the floor all of the time.
Campo: They spit on the titled floors of home, restaurants, or anywhere. When this occurs and it does and will, I get the motherf*cker out of my realm pronto. How disrespectful and tacky is it to spit on the floor of an indoor establishment? Well, this is Nicaragua and that is what "campos" do. Campesino (ie. people from the countryside; rural; naco; hicks.)
I started banging her chaparita sister instead! Mother of 3 at age 25. I stand corrected and should declare that I do not bang her, but permit her to suck my swilla' for hours at a time. And she can suck some dick!
Putting the chaparita chupadora on payroll could be a possibility, but her chubby sister is too necia. She's always asking for free sh*t and with 0% gratitude. Chubby also is always spitting on the floor.
Campo: Nicaraguan males and females spit inside of peoples' living rooms, restaurants, and anywhere they feel the desire to not swollow their saliva.
In Nicaragua, if you date / invite 1-member of a Nicaraguan family then the entire family is invited. That means 3 - 4 generations will adopt you as their individual caballo.
Although chaparita chupadora can get on payroll for funds approaching US $1,000 per month, her chubby sister would look to earn her respective US $1,000 per month. Constant demands, pressure placed upon the chaparita, and other harassment would be the program.
Hence, is the chaparita worth the effort? No! Why? 'Cause of her necia sister. And then not to mention that I know other family member lie in wake.
I've given / educated many a "jerk off giant" on how to P.I.M.P. I've even disclosed some personal information about myself. The time is approaching and has come for Meat Loaf to place the keyboard into storage.
Meat Loaf has joined the "jet set" crew and therefore is no longer dedicated or confined to Nicaragua. Meat Loaf has gone international. Locations are not important for what is important is the vaginas of the world.
As such, I only find it fitting that my posts should be found on another thread of ISG.
Photography is a beautiful thing when done properly with signed releases.
If you made the mistake of allowing a Chica Nica to reside in your residence, the only way for her to leave is if she wants to leave. Why would she want to leave your residence when it's (1) free housing for her and her family, (2) free food for her and her family, and (3) an upgrade in housing standards? Of course she will not leave!
What the caballo must do is not (1) purchase toilet paper. The Nica will not buy papel higenico for they lack the pesos or truly are pinche.
What a caballo must do is not (2) purchase any hygenic items.
What a caballo must do is not (3) purchase any more food for the household and begin his dining experience at fritangas and street corners.
Any other technique will not work. And of course, the caballo must give the Chica Nica some money for her to catch the bus and leave the premises. If the caballo does not provide her with any cash-in-hand to leave, she will come back with the police to extort you via male-female relations (ie. sexual assault allegations, domestic violence allegations, etcetera) and / or Nicaraguan-Foreigner relations which means your sole role "in-country" is to give the Nicaraguan your G8 earnings.
In Nicaragua, when someone gains access to a residence they will never leave and are considered the owner / squatter.
Gringa from G8 came to Nicaragua to bang Latinos. She found many and made one her boyfriend. He moved into her luxury residence.
In little time his family moved into the Gringa's residence. Through additional time the Gringa has been over-run by the Chico Nica and his 3 - 4 generations of family living in luxury at the Gringa's house.
The Gringa became displaced in her cash purchased home.
The Gringa asked the family members to move out, but why would they? Exactly, they would not and for good reason. It took the Gringa only 20 - 30 years of working in G8 to purchase the property and it took the 3 - 4 generations of family US $0 to reside in said property.
Gringa realized that she will forever pull caballa for her Latin Lover and his 3 - 4 generations.
Gringa, purchased a home for the family to move into! Family members did not want a rental or leased unit, but a house that they own with title.
This is how the game goes in Nicaragua: You cannot win in Nicaragua if you do not live here. And if you do live here, you are 100% guaranteed / destined to pull caballo(a) for 3 - 4 generations.
Cash-in-hand is basically the only way to purchase anything in Nicaragua! Of course, you could ask a Central American bank for a loan at 13% - 15% interest per year, if qualified. Or you can continue to "rob Peter, to pay Pablo." Most Gringos rob their 401K, IRA, home equity line on their G8 residence, or take out a loan in G8 and sneak the funds to Nicaragua.
If you purchase any property in Nicaragua, a Nicaraguan family will / must reside no the property. Why? That's what happens. If you don't enable a Nicaraguan family to live on your luxury residence or even a shack, they may steal it.
So, while you're in G8 working everyday for your "dream home" in Nicaragua, just remember that an entire family of 3 - 4 generations will live and 100% benefit from your efforts. They will sleep in the master bedroom, invite over more family to experience luxury, and continue to apply 0% effort in education and employment opprotunities.
Pulling caballo is an understatement for those with properties.
Let's be honest:
Meat Loaf changed the (1) quality of posting information immediately upon arrival!
Meat Loaf has allowed you / permitted you to gain the daily understanding and experiences of Nicaragua.
Meat Loaf has sacrificed a piece of himself so that you may understand how such "high quality" and what type of person thrives in Nicaragua. This is extremely important for you 50 - 60 years old "dreaming" about retirement in Nicaragua or a few days chasing wh*res in Latin America. While many dream, Meat Loaf does and did! The character of Meat Loaf is why he does and others dream.
For those that hate Meat Loaf for writing a blog, stop it! Lots of other threads exist and the ignore button too for those that enjoy elementary text on P4P. Names, dollar amounts, and sex acts.
You can never "outspend" a caballo 'cause they will do whatever it takes to maintain the possibility of p*ssy access.
I don't listen nor allow these Chicas Nicas to execute their nature.
Nature: (1) Wait until the very last minute then they have US $0 for rice-and-beans and then approach the Gringo with "sob stories" about not having any money.
Nature: (2) To say they are en camino or will arrive tomorrow for a loafing when they are not en camino and suddenly some family member gets enfermo.
Nature: (3) To come to your residence without invitation and "sob stories" of palmado.
Meat Loaf Policy: If they execute any of the following I immediately ban them from the "World of Meat Loaf." With over 2 million females in Nicaragua, I could care less about any single hoe and I aint going to waste my time with them nor my pesos.
"A Gringo Treat" lost her access to the "World of Meat Loaf." I aint time for the bullsh*t: These Chicas Nicas better learn how the game is played.
in the market to make a few purchases with a lifespan of 3 - 5 years, i search the globe / world.
requirements: (1) to reside on an estate with airplane runway and hanger.
requirements: (2) residence of 3,500 - 10,000 sq. feet.
requirements: (3) moderately warm weather.
nicaragua
i can purchase my 50-acre estate and build my 10,000 sq. foot central american estate and have it constructed within 18-months. do i want to supervise nicaraguans in the construction? too much work and nonsense plus it's a full-time job.
i can build additional housing units for international guests and concubines.
i can build-in infrastructure including electricity, satellite internet, law enforcement / security guards, water wells, and other installations that g8 residents don't know are required for modern living.
twin-prop "starter" airplane
my first airplane of desire is valued at us $120,000, used and 20-years old.
plus fuel, insurance, and maintenance costs.
off the shelf; north america
walking into north america, i can purchase / lease option a home of 3,500 sq. feet with acerage on an air estate. peer group.
peer group
who will you / i talk to that's your / my peer as i relax on 50-acres with an airplane parked in the driveway?
you experienced four (4) years of daily residence reading meat loaf posts and therefore should know the answer.
who will you / i talk to on a north america air estate? obviously, better quality.
and then the central american estate based in nicaragua will get over-run by nicaraguan families who will squat and benefit from my labour while having done 0% themselves. i cannot permit nor enable such exploitation / caballo.
meat loaf relocating to nicaragua
decades of desire brought meat loaf to nicaragua to (1) become a citizen which is a five-year process and (2) to build my central american estate.
after residing in nicaragua full-time for four (4) years, i must truly contemplate whether it's worth the nonsense. and it it worth the regalo?
touring the country brought very little pleasure or intrigue.
conversing with the populace in their native-tongue introduced meat loaf to very few similar-minded persons. conversing with the populace introduced meat loaf to the definition of 3rd world for the first-time in life!
to survive nicaragua one must leave the country every 3 - 6 months. one must allocate their budget for regalos. one must accept that it is 100% expense with 0% gratitude.
in essence, it's not tuani: is it worth spending us $500,000 in cash and having to work full-time in its construction? and then security? and then who will one associate with? the same cluckers that are fodder vaginas.
making caballas
the game in nicaragua is finding a caballo!
whoever the caballo is unimportant. for what is important is that you, the benefactor, do not perform any effort and reap benefits.
as a male, it's societal to have you pull caballo. and with so many caballos paying whatever price they can for the opportunity at p*ssy access is the market.
a male must find and develop his caballa. are you going to win or will the female win in the quest for caballo(a)?
the quality and even "where with all" of a chica nica to be a productive caballa is non-existent. chica nicas are 100% caballo. they can't produce any revenue and therefore are 100% expense with 3 - 4 generations of expenses attached.
this hold true even if a gringo sits on a 50-acre estate with airplane.
in contrast, the same gringo can sit on his north america air estate and find / develop productive caballas.
countries w/ caballas
mexico; panama; colombia; chile; brazil.
why? work ethic and preparedness. desire, ambition, and exposure.
it's about winning in life, and not losing
for most they are accustom to be used, exploited, and "crying in their beer."
they don't have what it takes to be successful which is why they "dream" of nicaragua. to win one must make the female a caballa.
you can't turn a population that government statistics indicate that 50% of all females under the age 19 have at least 1 child. and don't forget about the father for he will benefit from your caballo although he does 0% in effort.
you can't make a caballa productive with an elementary school education.
nicaragua's joke on the world is: in adolescence, the girls become pregnant by their fellow-nicaraguan. the gringo arrives and assumes the bills of everyone in her family if he is too desire p*ssy access. the gringo volunteers for caballo via the "refugee plan." the chica nica continues to f*ck the nicaraguan for this is the game while the gringo is simply the transferee of payments. the older the "sucker," the better; the less spanish known, the better; the less time they spend in nicaragua and the more time they spend in g8, the better. sure come on down to nicaragua under the "hook" of p*ssy with the "crook" being the gringo pulling caballo for 3 - 4 generations including the father of the nino.
wide eyed gringos living in nicaragua
they usually don't make it six (6) months and when they leave they have 0% intention of returning for they were fleeced, big time.
those that last beyond the six months only do so for fear of financial survival in another market with their small pension of us $1,500 per month.
that's not enough money to even get noticed.
food for thought! and the character of meat loaf who brought you so much information concerning nicaragua is why i'm here and you are there dreaming. there's no reason why my posting legacy is of the upper-eschelon on isg and you've read it daily for four (4) years.
just a little "fyi (ie. for your information)" to those haters who proclaim meat loaf as a self-appointed expert on nicaragua.
Unlike most "dreamers" that envision Latin America or 3rd World residence under the mis-perception of it being cheap, I did not!
Unlike most "dreamers" that envision Latin America or 3rd World residence under the mis-perception of it being cheap, I did not!
Unlike most who try to justify 3rd world living as inexpensive, I do not. These individuals have it as their objective to live poor or on limited retirement / income budgets.
In Nicaragua, you can live for US $0 per month as every other Nicaraguan does or you can live G8 with monthly expenses of US $5,000. The choice is yours. I opt for the latter and with a higher expense account.
Being that I am one of the rare foreigners and people who actually works everyday in Nicaragua, I want to enjoy my earnings. The majority of foreign population do not work and have 0% ambition in working. Therefore, they need to live poor and basic on their US $1,500 pensions.
Spending US $5,000 per month for living expenses is too low for Meat Loaf. I spent that over 15-years ago when I entered my profession.
To truly maximize your lifestyle and to maintain mental stability, a Gringo should spend US $10,000 - US $25,000 per month. This includes lots of travel overseas.
Again, you cannot afford to live in Nicaragua because where will you work? Who will hire you? Can you mentally adjust? Who will you associate with? And other truths is why living vicariously through Meat Loaf is your best and only option!
In the market to make a few purchases with a lifespan of 3 - 5 years, I search the globe / world.
Requirements: (1) To reside on an estate with airplane runway and hanger.
Requirements: (2) Residence of 3,500 - 10,000 sq. feet.
Requirements: (3) Moderately warm weather.
This hold true even if a Gringo sits on a 50-acre estate with airplane.
In contrast, the same Gringo can sit on his North America air estate and find / develop productive caballas.
Countries w/ Caballas
Mexico; Panama; Colombia; Chile; Brazil.Having actually been to the above named places, the following observation: Women are the same the world over. Why? Answer: Because they are Women. Twenty years in Brazil, I see this conclusion confirmed again and again. You play in the low minor leagues. Nicaragua. Spent the four longest, most tedious days of my life there. Are there people who actually Dream. Of retiring at this dump at the end of the rainbow? That's real information from an alt universe.
No conozco (ie. I don't know it).
I've never been outside of my city / town, I don't know anything or how to navigate in another Nicaraguan city.
They are damn children! I am so tired of this nonsense!
How is it that we Gringos can travel the world without ever having been to a country or locale? Without the native-tongue of said country? And without any contacts in said country?
Them, Nicaraguans, are children and have 0% self-confidence or independence!
I like to "toy with them" and submit to them my business card. If they were smart, which they are not, they should pursue employment opportunity or at least attempt to financially hustle me. But they are stupid and simply use the business card as a toothpick.
I like to "toy with them" and show them the mansion. If they were smart, which they are not, they should pursue employment opportunity or at least attempt to financially hustle me. But they are stupid and simply place the "mansion" in their dreams. Maybe some sucker a*s Gringo pulling caballo and paying child support or Western Union will enable their respective mansion residence.
If they are truly that stupid where they cannot board a bus and travel to a city within their own country, then I hope and want them to stay in poverty forever! I don't give a f*ck: I don't give them ni peso.
And if they do travel somewhere within their city or outside of their city, they must be accompanied by an amiga or even their mother.
Grow Up, or keep starving 'cause Meat Loaf is not su ninero.
That's why I don't give them sh*t! They are not mature nor adults.
And you want me to pull G8 caballo and for 3 - 4 generations of children in mentality? Por favor.
Just as African slaves in the USA received the "white man's slop," so does Nicaragua.
You want G8 money, but are not worthy!
How many years have you spent in primary and secondary schooling? Post-secondary schooling? Graduate studies? And how much do you owe in student loans? And how much did you sacrifice during those schooling years in lost income, loss of social activities, and pain-and-punishment?
How many years have you maintained daily employment? An employment where you can't call-in with the famous "enfermo." An employment where 2-weeks vacation per year is all you receive.
How many ninos do you have and by how many unemployed Nicaraguans? And do they with you at your mommy and / or daddy's house?
How much did the Gringo spend in G8 on the purchase of condoms as to prevent un-wanted pregnancy? And the Nica?
In essence, go f*ck yourself 'cause you're not worthy in receiving my G8 money or the access it brings!
The syndrome of regalo.
You play in the low minor leagues. Nicaragua. Spent the four longest, most tedious days of my life there. Are there people who actually Dream. Of retiring at this dump at the end of the rainbow?
Nicaragua is the minor leagues which is why Gringos come here!
Gringos come to Nicaragua 'cause they think that it is cheap. It is cheap.
Cheap = low cost, low quality.
Inexpensive = quality at a low cost.
Nicaragua is Cheap!
They are the 2nd poorest country in the American Hemisphere.
I thought and considered Haiti, but didn't want to live in Petonville, nor do I want to speak French. Therefore, I came to Nicaragua.
I'm not from the USA-ghettoe, but I play ghettoe every now-and-then. Why? 'Cause I can also pack my suitcase and leave. I can always return to the upper-middle class of USA society where I reside anyway.
Nicaragua is the minor leagues and a very weak league at that. Everything here is weak and cheap for the masses. Those in the upper-eschelon are not present for they boarded airplanes that leave the leave the country.
You play in the low minor leagues. Nicaragua. Spent the four longest, most tedious days of my life there. Are there people who actually Dream. Of retiring at this dump at the end of the rainbow?
Gringos come here to retire.
You can and will atrophy in Nicaragua! FACT.
The Nicaraguan populace has atrophied. And the Gringo will atrophy as well.
The secret to not atrophy is to continuously board airplanes that leave the country. The secret to Nicaragua is to not be here much or as little as possible. No pun intended!
I, Meat Loaf, atrophied physically for the past year in Granada associating with the retired-Gringos. Everyone in Managua confirms this when they see me after a year or so away from the ghettoe.
If you want to waste away the remaining years as retired-Gringos do, then you can in Nicaragua. Have you ever atrophied before? Smoking marijuana and playing Madden Football is not a valid experience.
Wither on the vine just at the Nicaraguan is the future of Gringos in Nicaragua and the daily life of Gringos in Nicaragua.
"Nica-fied" = Atrophy; wither away; exert 0% effort in any and everything.
BluntForceTrauma
05-08-10, 15:51
You play in the low minor leagues. Nicaragua. Spent the four longest, most tedious days of my life there. Are there people who actually Dream. Of retiring at this dump at the end of the rainbow?Respectfully, four days is not much time. MANY of the women in this country are absolutely fine, fine, fine sexy sexy morenas, they have plenty of class and culture. Sure I do the working girls from time to time, yet I have a few very respectable and very beautiful locals as well, as friends/lovers.
I agree with much of what many say here, and often ask myself, WTF am I doing in Managua? I am whitey, and now starting to show some grey too. But most people are very respectful. Kinda gettin' scared to go out at night anymore though, just seen and heard too much shet. 13+ years Hondo to Colombia, first knew Nica in 1985. Me, it's because I just love the femme Nica genetics. Imagine going to colegio with some of these gals... I fully understand why so many are pregnant by the age of 16, they have all the guys walking around with hardons. I can't walk down the street without seeing something that turns me on, rich or poor area, and at a very base and serious level. It's the Nica women, and gawd bless them.
BFT out.
For those that do versus those that dream, we know the power of mental decisions. Once you've made you're mind to "blow" a country then it's done. All that remains is the departure date.
Meat Loaf has made that mental decision to "blow" Nicaragua. Why? I'm tired of atrophying. Although several advancements in life, person, and profession have been accomplished, I still deteriorated to a degree.
It's not even about the p*ssy 'cause 50% of the world's population has a vagina.
After Nicaraguan residence for 4-years, it's about quality p*ssy and making / finding a quality caballa.
Countries of Interest:
India
Australia
Canada
USA
Mexico
Brasil
Jamaica
Ireland
United Kingdom
Poland
Nigeria
South Africa
Mozambique
Angola
Senagal
Kenya
Ehtiopia
Spain
Portugal
Suriname
Guyana
Norway
Finland
Sweden
Literally, I can reside anywhere I choose. The same holds true for travels. I'm in charge of my life and not "Mr. Charlie" or the Board of Directors.
Fellas', give me some recommendations. You see how Meat Loaf "rolls" and P.I.M.P.S. for the past 4-years. You see how Meat Loaf puts the game in motion.
I'm gonna' buy the mansion with 3,500 - 10,000 sq. feet and runway strip for my "starter" airplane; it's just a matter of what country. Expected stay: 3 years.
Put in and take out!
Put out or get out!
Contribute something and Reap Results.
After four (4) years of Nicaraguan residence and this epidemic of caballo, these hoes better Pay-to-Play. I aint gonna' pull caballo! With G8? Por favor.
"Cluckers," tramps, and community p*ssy that are Grade "C", Grade "D", and Grade "F" hoes are desechable / fodder p*ssy! They don't have a chance and have a very limited role. Knees: Rodillarse.
Grade "A" and Grade "B" hoes that are caballa qualified is the market!
Grade "A" hoes are those of (1) legislative, (2) commercial, (3) social, (4) political power, influence, and inclusion. I'm talking about President and ex-Presidents' family members. I'm talking about the offspring of Commercial Elites, worldwide.
You can't place a currency amount for standards since those with some powers have less net worth than those of financial power. Nonetheless, they aren't eating gallopinto (ie. Nicaraguan rice-and-beans) three (3) times a day. And that includes luck or finding a caballo to make the purchase of proviciones.
Grade "B" hoes are those of similar ilk, but aren't the H.N.I.C.
Just for comparison, we'll assess their net worth at US $20,000,000 for entry into the league.
With IRS figures and prior Meat Loaf posts, we learned and understand that the citizenry of the USA and therefore of the world have very little net worth. Just look at the taxation legislation written by O'Bama. Estate taxation, IRS 1040, Dividend taxation, etcetera. And now Greece. The people of the world have very little "skin in the game."
Therefore, someone with a net worth of US $20 Million is doing things! Agreed?
Por eso una mujer que tiene US $20 Million is doing things. And I want her to pull caballa for Meat Loaf! Plain-and-Simple. Some of you guys married (ie. contractually obligated) her to pull caballa. Esta bien, Que bueno. Pero estas un esclavo por el pago. You have to sneak around to get p*ssy and is she were learn of your infidelity; and then the judge at divorce court; and that you are a male is why your settlement is low.
Nonetheless: Grade "A" and Grade "B" hoes are the market with everyone else being fodder p*ssy. I'm turning up the screws, heat, pressure, and strategy on these hoes which means I will sow a "bumper crop" of Grade "C", Grade "D", and Grade "F" hoes. The only exception is knees: Rodillarse.
Cross out Jamaica, and why not consider Colombia and Cuba?
I remember in December 2009, that we ironed clothing. Since then, no.
The iron was stored in its box located in the ropero (ie. closet.) Today, I instructed the maid to iron the clothes that were specially designed and tailored for Meat Loaf. Upon retrieval of the iron, it was gone.
Some Nicaraguan girl stole my iron. They carry these purses / mobile suitcase / damn-near duffle bags and call them purses. To Meat Loaf it resembles the luggage terminal at O'Hare / Hartsfield Atlanta / LAX airports.
No Nicaraguan males enter the primary residence. No Nicaraguan females enter the primary residence without under-going a 9-page application and international background check. Anyway, somehow, the iron got taken within the past five (5) months.
The iron cost US $10 - $15. Used, stolen on the Nicaraguan streets it is worth C$100 / US $5 or maybe used the thief's personal possession. Or maybe the domestic staff stole the iron. Who knows? Who cares? It simply serves as further "lack of credibility" amongst the local populace.
The Gringos that entertain within the primary residence are of repute and do not travel the world to steal US $10 irons. That's all except for, "Jersey Shuffle." LOL.
For those that do versus those that dream, we know the power of mental decisions. Once you've made you're mind to "blow" a country then it's done. All that remains is the departure date.
Meat Loaf has made that mental decision to "blow" Nicaragua. Why? I'm tired of atrophying. Although several advancements in life, person, and profession have been accomplished, I still deteriorated to a degree.
It's not even about the p*ssy 'cause 50% of the world's population has a vagina.
After Nicaraguan residence for 4-years, it's about quality p*ssy and making / finding a quality caballa.
Countries of Interest:
India
Australia
Canada
USA
Mexico
Brasil
Jamaica
Ireland
United Kingdom
Poland
Nigeria
South Africa
Mozambique
Angola
Senagal
Kenya
Ehtiopia
Spain
Portugal
Suriname
Guyana
Norway
Finland
Sweden
Literally, I can reside anywhere I choose. The same holds true for travels. I'm in charge of my life and not "Mr. Charlie" or the Board of Directors.
Fellas', give me some recommendations. You see how Meat Loaf "rolls" and P.I.M.P.S. for the past 4-years. You see how Meat Loaf puts the game in motion.
I'm gonna' buy the mansion with 3,500 - 10,000 sq. feet and runway strip for my "starter" airplane; it's just a matter of what country. Expected stay: 3 years.In Guyana (unless you are in Georgetown, where you'll need an armored bodyguard)) you will need your airplane for general transport. It's like Africa to the 1/10 th degree. Women chase you in the streets with offers of marriage. Well, if you're white, that is. Suriname the dolt capital of the Western Hemisphere. Experience it to believe it. I've spend the last two weeks in Myanmar. Very nice. Get there soon, before the gates open and the moment's lost. Note: Nicaragua is the low minors, for those who exhibited minimal talent in life and so are living on a sub-normal retiree pension. Aim for Double-A. Triple-A minor league countries think they deserve a seat at the table, when they really don't: that's not good either. Save Brazil for playtime and vacations, but don't try to earn your bread there. Hope you don't take this as a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in your Coco Puffs.
Single males need to define who they are and what they want before picking a place to live. Life is short and precious to be dangling with low end hoes and third world countries perils and inconveniences. Once a year, you can sacrifice and do work for those in need. At the end of your life, you leave your assets to a non profit foundation improving the life of others.
Successful refined people do not live in ghettos for good reasons. Such people dislike and do not tolerate low quality stuff. Go to the dessert and all you get is sand. Go to the beach and you get the ocean, fish, coconuts and beautiful girls in string bikinis. Intelligent people with class who aren’t rich save their money to get the good things in life. Grease tacos today, no way. Morton’s at the end of the month please, thank you. So here is a brief synopsis of the world for an american male that is financially independent:
Africa: If you want to experiment with low end quality primitive societies, save money on your plane ticket and visit Haiti. Enough said.
India: Sure. Take a holy bath in the Ganges River polluted in some places like brown soup from excrements, industrial waste and sewage. A maharishi bought a $120 million mansion in central London right by Kensington palace. Others fly back and for to get a dime from every living soul in that country. One dime from a billion souls and you get US$100 millions per year. Then, they spend their bucks living in Europe. No offense to anyone, but India has a third world society with advanced weapons of mass destruction and some modern technology. With their British influence, the individuals in the top level of society are accumulating extravagant wealth and many influential posts in wealthy nations. New dean of Harv*rd Busin*ss Sch*ol, Louisiana stat* gov*rnor, Arc*l*r Mit*al corp. (aka world steel quasi monopoly), etc….
South Korea and Japan: Very expensive societies. Japanese retirees move to Aussie land to stretch their yens and play golf. The retrograde dictator on the North is a constant menace to South Korea with the implicit support of China.
Other Asian countries: Maybe fun for a few weeks before turning into noodles, noodles, noodles and more noodles. Noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Tea time, more noodles. Noodles everyday until your stomach reflux. You go thru the phone book and every time the same girl show up on your door. After a few weeks, they all look a like. Every time you open the door, oh my gush, the same noodle again.
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria and similar: I am scare even to say anything about those countries.
Western Europe: The government social programs in these countries give money to everyone that need it to maintain a middle class standard of living. People can even get money to study abroad (aka Miami Beach vacation) in some cases. The social roles of male and females are reversed. Under such scenario, females are in command and always call the shots. Females choose when, where and with whom to have intimate relationships as they feel like. People with no class, finesse and distinction visit the massage parlors.
Eastern Europe: The capitals of these countries including Russia are usually very expensive. Go to other regions outside the capitals and things are cheaper, teachers in some places making US$200 a month. There are lots of beautiful women if you like European look. People in these countries have a lot of experience fighting and protecting their backyard from foreigners. Many of them are very protective and discriminate against foreigners after suffering 40 years under Russian occupation. Blending in is difficult because of language barriers and their vigilance protecting their turf. Short visits, no problem.
USA: Lawsuits everyday and everywhere for nothing. Hire a lawyer. Pay to breathe, walk or sit. Actually, it is a good place to raise family with ball and chain locked on your ankle.
LatinLand: Argentina, Brazil and Costa Rica. Then, Colombia, Chile and Panama. The first three mentioned countries offer a blend of delight, culture and affordable living to various degrees. Their female population is enticing. The other three countries mentioned have their plus and minus. Other countries in Latinland, not thanks.
That said, there are many places around the world that are fun for short time visits.
So there you have it: a bird eye view of the world from a drone in the sky.
LEGAL DISSCLAIMER: The full content of this note is pure fiction, exaggeration, nonsense or base on personal opinion with no basis whatsoever. None of its content should be used by anyone to make decisions or for legal matters in anyway, shape or form. The content should be taken as nonfactual in its entirety and any similarity with reality is pure coincidence.
Cross out Jamaica, and why not consider Colombia and Cuba?
Colombia: Been there and only like Cali. Cartegena is too expensive to "try and flash." Bogota is too cold. Medellin is 10 degrees colder than Cali.
Cusa: I'm a USA-citizen and therefore cannot visit. All of the white Cubans fled during the Castro "jacking." Cuba is 80% Black who are being oppressed for political imagery. No thanks. And besides, when the embargo gets lifted tons of white-USA are going to over-run that country and raise prices and other "bobo" acts. Example: Republica Dominicana.
Jamaica: I like the culture, people, food, music, and Ting.
Respectfully, four days is not much time. MANY of the women in this country are absolutely fine, fine, fine sexy sexy morenas, they have plenty of class and culture. Sure I do the working girls from time to time, yet I have a few very respectable and very beautiful locals as well, as friends/lovers.
I agree with much of what many say here, and often ask myself, WTF am I doing in Managua? I am whitey, and now starting to show some grey too. But most people are very respectful. Kinda gettin' scared to go out at night anymore though, just seen and heard too much shet. 13+ years Hondo to Colombia, first knew Nica in 1985. Me, it's because I just love the femme Nica genetics. Imagine going to colegio with some of these gals... I fully understand why so many are pregnant by the age of 16, they have all the guys walking around with hardons. I can't walk down the street without seeing something that turns me on, rich or poor area, and at a very base and serious level. It's the Nica women, and gawd bless them.
BFT out.
I knew New Orleans, Louisiana, was a bullsh*t town within 3-days.
White guys should stay / go to Granada and San Juan del Sur and Leon.
Leave Managua for the "darkies."
I thrive in Managua: In Granada, 'cause I'm a Gringo and very well respected that I must maintain composure as if I were in the USA. Dicotomy.
Pregnant at age 16 is a trap. With them being so poor, it is a way to keep the Nicaraguan culture existent. For if they did not have ties via children and lost opportunity, then they may attempt to aspire. The government and church don't want the populace to be vibrant: They like the royalties.
The joke is on the Gringo who marries or empregnates a Chica Nica with 2 - 3 ninos by a Nica. He's pulling caballo for 3 - 4 generations; she and the family earned the Refugee Plan to G8 at the caballo's continued labour; and since she was a puta when you met, she will be a puta in G8 for the Mexicans, Whites, Boriqua, and everyone else. She got there for free! Catching a nutt aint hard.
In Guyana (unless you are in Georgetown, where you'll need an armored bodyguard)) you will need your airplane for general transport. It's like Africa to the 1/10 th degree. Women chase you in the streets with offers of marriage. Well, if you're white, that is. Suriname the dolt capital of the Western Hemisphere. Experience it to believe it. I've spend the last two weeks in Myanmar. Very nice. Get there soon, before the gates open and the moment's lost. Note: Nicaragua is the low minors, for those who exhibited minimal talent in life and so are living on a sub-normal retiree pension. Aim for Double-A. Triple-A minor league countries think they deserve a seat at the table, when they really don't: that's not good either. Save Brazil for playtime and vacations, but don't try to earn your bread there. Hope you don't take this as a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in your Coco Puffs.
Agreed: Nicaragua is the low minors, for those who exhibited minimal talent in life and so are living on a sub-normal retiree pension. Aim for Double-A. Triple-A minor league countries think they deserve a seat at the table, when they really don't: that's not good either.
honestly, for what i do professionally nicaragua is not an option or market. nonetheless, i've gained additional access to the commercial sector and leaders of nicaragua via that carnal from incae (ie. the harvard franchise in latin america.)
will it produce beneficial? probably not. although the usa accounts for 30% of nicaraguan exports, us $2 - 5 billion per year, it doesn't seem that lucrative or worth while. in comparison, mexico is us $1 trillion; canada us $1 trillion; and the usa with us $14 trillion gdp. and there are a lot more niches in those markets.
i'm a niche guy: i finance the transactions and corporations. everyone i know and associate with is a ceo, vp, cfo, jd, etcetera. still, i play "ghettoe."
since age 19, my peer group as black-usa has been 40 - 60 year old white guys who take me under their wings and lead me to the promise land.
thanks white people!
honestly, for what i do professionally nicaragua is not an option or market. nonetheless, i've gained additional access to the commercial sector and leaders of nicaragua via that carnal from incae (ie. the harvard franchise in latin america.)
will it produce beneficial? probably not. although the usa accounts for 30% of nicaraguan exports, us $2 - 5 billion per year, it doesn't seem that lucrative or worth while. in comparison, mexico is us $1 trillion; canada us $1 trillion; and the usa with us $14 trillion gdp. and there are a lot more niches in those markets.
i'm a niche guy: i finance the transactions and corporations. everyone i know and associate with is a ceo, vp, cfo, jd, etcetera. still, i play "ghettoe."
since age 19, my peer group as black-usa has been 40 - 60 year old white guys who take me under their wings and lead me to the promise land.
thanks white people!afro-american facilitators into the black consumer market are essential! how could the slave catchers have procured product without the assistance of other africans? know your history! play your part and profit.
Afro-American facilitators into the black consumer market are essential! How could the slave catchers have procured product without the assistance of other Africans? Know your history! Play your part and profit.
That's true that Africans sold their fellow-African to whitey. There are a few distinctions though: (1) The Africans were not fellow-countrymen and if so, they were on the opposing side; (2) whitey wrote laws that forever enslaved Blacks and wrote other legislation that mutes what happened in Africa.
What happened to Africans when they arrived in the American Hemisphere is all that counts or matters! How they were procured is of little relevance. This is an important fact 'cause whitey likes to escape or use as the excuse that (1) slavery is in the Bible. The Bible is written and translated by man- King James of England. (2) Whitey and their practices in the American Hemisphere is the issue, not what happened in Africa or what rouse was used to get the Africans to bored the boat. (3) Whitey has 500-years of a "bad reputation" from their acts and mental calculations. Pre-meditated international and domestic terrorism; in-humane character; and hypocracy.
Them boys in the Middle East have assumed the fight and role against whitey. Them boys in Pakistan; them boys in Iran; them boys in North Korea are pulling the weight for Africans enslaved in the American Hemisphere.
Don't get confused into thinking that traitor status or anything else is being pontified with this discussion as so many will. Simply historical perspective. And for those that claim it's about nationality and not skin color, well. Africans in the Hemisphere has always been powerless so it's nothing new.
Black-USA has 500-years of history fighting the white man's war around the world with 0% benefit in their home country (ie. USA.) Black-USA has 0% responsibilty to prove our citizenship or love for the USA after what we've SURVIVED for 500-years. It's whitey's responsibility / duty to prove themselves to Black-USA and the world of Brown and Black peoples. All whitey has proven is their oppressive, exploitative, hypocrytical, and terrorist propensities for 500-years.
What whitey fears most is a Brown person with intelligence, armoury, and these people not "buying" the white-washed story of whitey. That nuclear weapon does change the game. And remember, when white people get eliminated that they will never be present on the earth again for their recessive / weak genes can't over-power the genes of Black and Brown skin. 1-and-done! Maybe this is why they are so eager and adamant to keep the weapon from the hands of non-white countries.
The theft of labour for 500-years: African Dispora (ie. African slave trade throughout the American Hemisphere.)
SE Asia Joe
05-10-10, 15:06
Whitey?? Whitey.....??
Is it really all that necessary for you to use racist words?
SEAJ
That's true that Africans sold their fellow-African to whitey. There are a few distinctions though: (1) The Africans were not fellow-countrymen and if so, they were on the opposing side; (2) whitey wrote laws that forever enslaved Blacks and wrote other legislation that mutes what happened in Africa.
What happened to Africans when they arrived in the American Hemisphere is all that counts or matters! How they were procured is of little relevance. This is an important fact 'cause whitey likes to escape or use as the excuse that (1) slavery is in the Bible. The Bible is written and translated by man- King James of England. (2) Whitey and their practices in the American Hemisphere is the issue, not what happened in Africa or what rouse was used to get the Africans to bored the boat. (3) Whitey has 500-years of a "bad reputation" from their acts and mental calculations. Pre-meditated international and domestic terrorism; in-humane character; and hypocracy.
Them boys in the Middle East have assumed the fight and role against whitey. Them boys in Pakistan; them boys in Iran; them boys in North Korea are pulling the weight for Africans enslaved in the American Hemisphere.
Don't get confused into thinking that traitor status or anything else is being pontified with this discussion as so many will. Simply historical perspective. And for those that claim it's about nationality and not skin color, well. Africans in the Hemisphere has always been powerless so it's nothing new.
Black-USA has 500-years of history fighting the white man's war around the world with 0% benefit in their home country (ie. USA.) Black-USA has 0% responsibilty to prove our citizenship or love for the USA after what we've SURVIVED for 500-years. It's whitey's responsibility / duty to prove themselves to Black-USA and the world of Brown and Black peoples. All whitey has proven is their oppressive, exploitative, hypocrytical, and terrorist propensities for 500-years.
What whitey fears most is a Brown person with intelligence, armoury, and these people not "buying" the white-washed story of whitey. That nuclear weapon does change the game. And remember, when white people get eliminated that they will never be present on the earth again for their recessive / weak genes can't over-power the genes of Black and Brown skin. 1-and-done! Maybe this is why they are so eager and adamant to keep the weapon from the hands of non-white countries.
The theft of labour for 500-years: African Dispora (ie. African slave trade throughout the American Hemisphere.)
Whitey?? Whitey.....??
Is it really all that necessary for you to use racist words?
SEAJ
I used the word as a "term of endearment."
Message taken and understood!
Glad to see that you still read Meat Loaf posts, "SE Asia Joe."
No offense intended.
I introduced racial perspective and consciousness for a few reasons:
1. Nicaragua is 100% about caballo. Caballo is the act of someone else performing 100% of the labour for the benefit of another.
2. Black-USA and Africans in the American Hemisphere have pulled caballo for 500-years. Therefore, I'm not eager to pull caballo for a chica.
3. I'm the first-generation of Black-USA with Civil Rights / the right not not be racial discriminated. As the first-generation I take my responsibility seriously and its opportunity too.
4. Many read Meat Loaf posts and think that it's easy for them to win in Nicaragua. Well, I'm a little different than the typical monger and therefore I disclosed the differences so that readers may seriously contemplate if they even have a chance to win in Nicaragua.
5. P*ssy and its obtainment has a lot more to do with social and cultural issues than it does US $8 for prostitute p*ssy. And therefore I discuss the thoughts and mentality of those that populate the world and this region.
*** I'm ending my posting legacy on ISG within the next few days and leave this information for those that may choose to follow or attempt success in Nicaragua. ***
Don't forget to read the post title "Selecting Residence Country" from Sunday May 9 on the Meatloaf's thread.
That's true that Africans sold their fellow-African to whitey. There are a few distinctions though: (1) The Africans were not fellow-countrymen and if so, they were on the opposing side; (2) whitey wrote laws that forever enslaved Blacks and wrote other legislation that mutes what happened in Africa.
What happened to Africans when they arrived in the American Hemisphere is all that counts or matters! How they were procured is of little relevance. This is an important fact 'cause whitey likes to escape or use as the excuse that (1) slavery is in the Bible. The Bible is written and translated by man- King James of England. (2) Whitey and their practices in the American Hemisphere is the issue, not what happened in Africa or what rouse was used to get the Africans to bored the boat. (3) Whitey has 500-years of a "bad reputation" from their acts and mental calculations. Pre-meditated international and domestic terrorism; in-humane character; and hypocracy.
Them boys in the Middle East have assumed the fight and role against whitey. Them boys in Pakistan; them boys in Iran; them boys in North Korea are pulling the weight for Africans enslaved in the American Hemisphere.
Don't get confused into thinking that traitor status or anything else is being pontified with this discussion as so many will. Simply historical perspective. And for those that claim it's about nationality and not skin color, well. Africans in the Hemisphere has always been powerless so it's nothing new.
Black-USA has 500-years of history fighting the white man's war around the world with 0% benefit in their home country (ie. USA.) Black-USA has 0% responsibilty to prove our citizenship or love for the USA after what we've SURVIVED for 500-years. It's whitey's responsibility / duty to prove themselves to Black-USA and the world of Brown and Black peoples. All whitey has proven is their oppressive, exploitative, hypocrytical, and terrorist propensities for 500-years.
What whitey fears most is a Brown person with intelligence, armoury, and these people not "buying" the white-washed story of whitey. That nuclear weapon does change the game. And remember, when white people get eliminated that they will never be present on the earth again for their recessive / weak genes can't over-power the genes of Black and Brown skin. 1-and-done! Maybe this is why they are so eager and adamant to keep the weapon from the hands of non-white countries.
The theft of labour for 500-years: African Dispora (ie. African slave trade throughout the American Hemisphere.)Factul. But, without perspective. From the 10th century until 1492, the shoe was on the other foot: Christian European White-folk were the enslaved party. After liberation from the Moors and Columbus' discovery, whites merely carried on with a long-standing tradition. Likewise, your African Diaspora discourse lacks perspective. When 'smart monkey' walked out of Africa (or was driven out, depending on your politics) and for his appointment with industrialization while 'lazy monkey' stayed behind content to hunt and gather, the seeds of racism were cast at the dawn of proto-humanity. Anthropologists are busy at work on this making their careers. Answers forthcoming. Know your pre-history!
Don't forget to read the post title "Selecting Residence Country" from Sunday May 9 on the Meatloaf's thread.
I actually missed that post hidden in all of the mierda (ie. sh*t) called Meat Loaf posts.
Thanks.
With each day, the more and more I dislike the Nicaraguan!
A few weeks ago, at 200 hours, the beer lady came to my mansion with a female friend. They wanted to go swimming. Great, now I have to entertain at 200 hours.
I let them in. In typical Nicaraguan fashion, they pre-invited others (ie. thier family) to join them at my pool. Twenty minutes later the second set of family arrived. Thirty minutes after that the third set of family arrived.
They attempted to drink Meat Loaf's stock of beer, but Meat Loaf said, "no ando."
I was answering the door more than a portero.
Ninos Nicas
Nicaraguans have 0% respect for anything or anyone. Their parents have 0% respect or control of their offspring. They truly are a peoples that you do not want to immulate.
Ninos Nicas rang my doorbell like fools over five (5) different sessions asking to use my pool. Being nice, I let them use it 1-time during Semana Santa. Never, never, never give the Nicaraguan anything for they will think that they have access to it permanently.
Actually, the owner of this property is a Gringa pulling caballa and has these Ninos Nicas programmed with that "Good Hearted Gringo" nonsense. That's because she doesn't live here and has never lived here. She is simply a foreign real estate owner who vacations in Nicaragua for 1-week every 18-months. She don't know sh*t yet her stain affects others.
Anyway, the Ninos Nicas kept ringing my doorbell so I has to take the batteries out and the doorbell no longer works. Informing the parents to control their children is to no avail. Next step is to spray the 6-year old and his 12-year old associates with mace in the face!
I don't give a f*ck how old you are.
Don't give or share anything with the Nicaraguan for they respect nothing!
I gave the maid about 40-beer bottles valued at US $20.
She didn't say thank you.
I fired her!
I had a Chica Nica spend the night for two (2) nights.
This b*tch spat on the floor in my Master Bedroom and a Second Bedroom. The b*tch said that she was thirsty and drank water from the sink, but spat the water from her mouth.
Knowing Nicaraguans and their lack of cooth, I shook my head in disgust.
Nicaraguans have 0% respect for anything or anyone.
I told the b*tch that maybe in her shack of a residence shared by ten (10) people they spit, but not in a residence valued at several hundreds of thousands of dollars paid for in-cash.
I gave the b*tch US $25 to feed her two (2) children and told her to never come back. I guess it's not that bad considering I f*cked her two (2) days and nights and my maid mops the floor daily.
If you're a caballo enforced by G8 legislation you're going to pay for her housing and have her spit on the floor?
Daily, I loose more and more of the little respect that I maintain for Nicaragua!
"Calgon, take me away!"
The double standard is blatantly obvious, Blacks can say do and say anything and everything about every other race in the world, but don't anybody from any other race dear say or acknowledge the facts about their race.
Black-USA doesn't really talk about other groups of people beyond white people. Nowadays, maybe Mexicans get spoke about. Koreans too.
Reason being, Black-USA built the country for 500-years and was legislated no to have privy to society. There was no Equal Opportunity / Equal Access for Black-USA. Although they were citizens on the soils for centuries, legislators did everything they could to deny citizenship and access to their caballos.
During this time and even after, peoples from around the world came to the USA for their benefit while Black-USA could not participate within their country and society. Again, everyone else from around the world came to the USA to ride the caballo. And then they attempt to not acknowledge that the caballo even exists. In fact, caballos do not exist if they are imprisoned or segregated.
Black-USA and the world have witness 500 years of daily, perpetual, consistent behaivour by white people. Reputation precedes you.
So when Black-USA talk about white people we are drawing upon personal experience. Remember, it was illegal for even God / Jesus to save Black-USA since it was illegal for Black-USA to worship religiously / spiritually. Thanks for that great nautical transportation Catholic Church.
None of this stuff would even be relevant, but Equal Opportunity / Equal Access / Civil Rights was just granted, awarded, earned, given 45 years ago, and I'm only 35 years of age. That's a 10 year difference between the Meat Loaf you admire and the caballo you love to ride.
Black-USA doesn't really talk about other groups of people beyond white people. Nowadays, maybe Mexicans get spoke about. Koreans too.
Reason being, Black-USA built the country for 500-years and was legislated no to have privy to society. There was no Equal Opportunity / Equal Access for Black-USA. Although they were citizens on the soils for centuries, legislators did everything they could to deny citizenship and access to their caballos.
During this time and even after, peoples from around the world came to the USA for their benefit while Black-USA could not participate within their country and society. Again, everyone else from around the world came to the USA to ride the caballo. And then they attempt to not acknowledge that the caballo even exists. In fact, caballos do not exist if they are imprisoned or segregated.
Black-USA and the world have witness 500 years of daily, perpetual, consistent behaivour by white people. Reputation precedes you.
So when Black-USA talk about white people we are drawing upon personal experience. Remember, it was illegal for even God / Jesus to save Black-USA since it was illegal for Black-USA to worship religiously / spiritually. Thanks for that great nautical transportation Catholic Church.
None of this stuff would even be relevant, but Equal Opportunity / Equal Access / Civil Rights was just granted, awarded, earned, given 45 years ago, and I'm only 35 years of age. That's a 10 year difference between the Meat Loaf you admire and the caballo you love to ride.Black caballo has been a pokey, slow, and fractious mount. USA would have been much further along had he never been dragged from the jungle and set to as a short term labor solution. Civil War initiated on behalf of Free Labor, Victory in blood earned by all those Whites who wanted to come upon their bread as the fruit of labor performed by their own hands and not with their hands on the reins and whips spurring darkie on. We live the legacy of short term labor solution imposed on behalf of Pursuit of Profit. Racism a side-show, taken up after the fact. When blacks begin to know their true history and abandon clinging to a degraded slave culture heritage, their time will come to take a seat at the table and to prosper.
With each day, the more and more I dislike the Nicaraguan!
A few weeks ago, at 200 hours, the beer lady came to my mansion with a female friend. They wanted to go swimming. Great, now I have to entertain at 200 hours.
I let them in. In typical Nicaraguan fashion, they pre-invited others (ie. thier family) to join them at my pool. Twenty minutes later the second set of family arrived. Thirty minutes after that the third set of family arrived.
They attempted to drink Meat Loaf's stock of beer, but Meat Loaf said, "no ando."
I was answering the door more than a portero.
Ninos Nicas
Nicaraguans have 0% respect for anything or anyone. Their parents have 0% respect or control of their offspring. They truly are a peoples that you do not want to immulate.
Ninos Nicas rang my doorbell like fools over five (5) different sessions asking to use my pool. Being nice, I let them use it 1-time during Semana Santa. Never, never, never give the Nicaraguan anything for they will think that they have access to it permanently.
Actually, the owner of this property is a Gringa pulling caballa and has these Ninos Nicas programmed with that "Good Hearted Gringo" nonsense. That's because she doesn't live here and has never lived here. She is simply a foreign real estate owner who vacations in Nicaragua for 1-week every 18-months. She don't know sh*t yet her stain affects others.
Anyway, the Ninos Nicas kept ringing my doorbell so I has to take the batteries out and the doorbell no longer works. Informing the parents to control their children is to no avail. Next step is to spray the 6-year old and his 12-year old associates with mace in the face!
I don't give a f*ck how old you are.
Don't give or share anything with the Nicaraguan for they respect nothing!
Sr. Loaf
I had a beautiful pool when I lived in Los Robles years ago. You are "spot on" on this report. After letting some lady friends use it one time, the next thing I know it became a major effort to not let my private pool turn into a community center. The Nicaraguans will eventually back-off, but damn ... you really have to put up a fight to keep them away. Kind of like the cockroaches in my drains !!!! The concept of "this is mine and you are not invited" is a difficult one in Nicaragua.
With each day, the more and more I dislike the Nicaraguan!
A few weeks ago, at 200 hours, the beer lady came to my mansion with a female friend. They wanted to go swimming. Great, now I have to entertain at 200 hours.
I let them in. In typical Nicaraguan fashion, they pre-invited others (ie. thier family) to join them at my pool. Twenty minutes later the second set of family arrived. Thirty minutes after that the third set of family arrived.
Don't give or share anything with the Nicaraguan for they respect nothing!How Nicaraguans overcame congenital lethargy for long enough to successfully undertake a Revolution has always been a great mystery.
Thank you, sr. Meatloaf. Now, we know: they only wanted access to the swimming pool.
The time has come to pass the reigns on to another! It was fun showing you how Meat Loaf SURVIVES in Nicaragua and who Meat Loaf is as a person.
Despite popular belief, there is not enough p*ssy to go around and therefore I will hoard these Nicaraguan hoes all for my consumption. You, stay with your wife 'cause "it's cheaper to keep her."
I've f*cked more hoes in the past few years than most males have / will f*ck in their entire lifetimes! And it's 'cause I'm Meat Loaf. I revealed who Meat Loaf is and "this is why I'm hot."
I've left a slew of information for the next guy who's studious to devour and how to thrive in the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes. Enjoy.
Meat Loaf Retires.
Chinchuliar
05-18-10, 21:28
Meat Loaf... has had to take extended breaks either voluntary or involuntary like you said possible pre or post Grenada legal issues that hes facing or resolving (others mongers also speculate thats whats going on) If property is his game, I have a hunch I've met him, and he's as likely to cop a bullet as a jail sentence.
I have never met the guy in person, I know what other mongers that have met him and some that know who he is say about him and they all basically say the samething (that hes a self absorbed, self proclaimed, hustling college educated possibly junior college pimp and self proclaimed International CEO and self proclaimed businessman). I replied to his classified ad on ISG for employment and spoke to other that have and we never heard back from him on employment, I was smart enough not to give all my personnal info out on the 9 page application. Meatloaf will be back as always with endless mountains of BS for anybody that will read or listen to it. Building a mansion with an airstrip, International Business, Etc, Etc.What has this become: a ward of loafing inmates obsessing about the R.P.McMurphy character? This guy bragged about his doings with poor, uneducated, lower-class "Grade-D ho's." Now, what kind of a person does that? What more is there to know about Sr. Loaf. Providing entertainment is all there was to it. Wherever he comes back we stand ready for more entertainment.
Meat Loaf is living in a dream world and here is where he writes about his dreams. If you notice, he has never posted a photo here.
'Yall some B.I.T.C.H.E.S.
Stop sucking the loaf and start growing your Johnson.
All 'yall hoes do is salivate about the flavour of my jizz! Why don't you write something of value. Critique, comment, masturbate is you.
'Yall the same type of people- phonies- that do nothing more than "arm chair quarterback." 'Yall some B.I.T.C.H.E.S. like Nancy Grace and Katie Curick!
The reason you aint got no hoes, no game, and no shine and do nothingm ore than read internet sex stories is 'cause your wives pimp 'yo a*s like the wh*res you are. 'Yall "coons" dance jigs for females who don't respect you. Nobody respects you and 'yall some "trick a*s hoes."
'Yall do nothing more that critique the next person while basking in mediocrity.
You don't have what it takes to climb the ladder of success nor male-female relations. 'Yall some hoes!
'Yall some "rootie poots."
Write something original: Write something about yourself and your doings, and stop yearning for Meat Loaf jizz.
Write about yourself and the p*ssy you devour and stop questioning the "Mighty Meat Loaf."
Meat Loaf hates B.I.T.C.H.E.S., both male and female!
Meat Loaf is living in a dream world and here is where he writes about his dreams. If you notice, he has never posted a photo here.
Riggo,
There are enough photos on the internet for you to "choke your chicken"
to!
From what I read and understood by the post thats the exact same point these other mongers were making about meatloaf.
How he self proclaimed this that and the other and is nothing more than a wealthy divorcee caretaker living in her mansion and caring for the property
Meatloaf has to prey on other people more vulnerable, needy, uneducated and
Poverty stricken and post about how he husteled and screwed them over to make himself feel important and to stroke his ego and feel superior to them.
I will be back in Managua 01 June 2010, If you want to hook up meatloaf
I know you still read these post when you can
You aint saying nothing!
While you collect O'Bama welfare, Meat Loaf pays taxes and generates revenues.
All b*tches that suck Meat Loaf d*ck are required to swallow. Entonces, open wide.
What has this become: a ward of loafing inmates obsessing about the R.P.McMurphy character? This guy bragged about his doings with poor, uneducated, lower-class "Grade-D ho's." Now, what kind of a person does that? What more is there to know about Sr. Loaf. Providing entertainment is all there was to it. Wherever he comes back we stand ready for more entertainment.
Zingadoon,
This guy is the noly real motherf*cker writing posts and understands what has been scribed!
Good job!
Zingadoon,
This guy is the noly real motherf*cker writing posts and understands what has been scribed!
Good job!Sr. Meat Loaf got himself a B.I.T.C.H. Harem! lol.
The 5 seconds of entertainment time out in my busy day pursuing Grade A and B hos and evading the lesser grades is always welcome.
Kapitan Kreme
05-24-10, 20:52
You chase them haters away Meatloaf!
They got nothin on you.
You aint saying nothing!
While you collect O'Bama welfare, Meat Loaf pays taxes and generates revenues.
All b*tches that suck Meat Loaf d*ck are required to swallow. Entonces, open wide.
Professor 1
05-25-10, 00:41
I have never been refused service in any establishment or any country Unlike yourself
I think that you missed Dr. Loaf's point. In any event, let's get back to some stories here.
I'm teaching these Nicaraguans come responsibility.
They don't understand that to SURVIVE in life, one must produce for themselves. Instead, Nicaraguans loaf all day as some other person pulls caballo and supports their SURVIVAL Not Meat Loaf!
My neighbors think that my pool is for their use.
I started charging them C $5 / US $0.25 for up to 2-hours of usage.
They ran away in fear for not having the C$5. And I told them that no credit is provided.
If they can't earn C$5 in the streets getting creative then hell no they cannot swim in my pool.
The pool cost me money: I run the pool pump for 3-hours per day; my pool guy comes to clean the pool 4 times per week; the water and chemicals cost money. And they want to swim for free? No sir!
They looked so sad sitting outside of my compound with no where-with-all of how to earn C$5 other than asking someone for a regalo.
LOL.
How am I going to earn / get US $0.25 is their question? Better yet, they accepted the fact that they do not have the C $5: They didn'[t even attempt to think of a way to earn C $5.
And to make this even funnier: 10-minutes before they asked to use my pool, I paid them C $10 to go purchase some Kool-Aid for C$5. They spent that C $10 so fast on bread and Coca Cola that they only has C $1.5 left, each person..
Nicaragua: Lots of Laughs. These people have 0% clue / idea on the real world.
Can a teacher ever retire?
I, Meat Loaf, put 'yall on game for four (4) years tuition-free!
I, Meat Loaf, exposed Nicaragua for future victims!
I, Meat Loaf, must move on: Never did I receive a dollar for this wisdom.
While many new posters with less than 30 posts to their credit attempt to talk puffery, I, Meat Loaf, delivered day-after-day for four (4) years and the consistency and skills have been exposed, examined, and verified by simple thought processies.
I, Meat Loaf, need not say more 'cause my posting legacy is evident and the "truth" too!
Meat Loaf moves-on.
If you want your own thread simply ask Jackson. Will Jackson grant a weak poster their very own thread? Doubtful 'cause they are not writing about anything.
Should Meat Loaf tell Jackson to block certain ISG Regular Members from posting on the Meat Loaf thread? As 'Lil Flip says, "I Can Do That!"
Can a teacher ever retire?
I, Meat Loaf, put 'yall on game for four (4) years tuition-free!
I, Meat Loaf, exposed Nicaragua for future victims!
I, Meat Loaf, must move on: Never did I receive a dollar for this wisdom.
While many new posters with less than 30 posts to their credit attempt to talk puffery, I, Meat Loaf, delivered day-after-day for four (4) years and the consistency and skills have been exposed, examined, and verified by simple thought processies.
I, Meat Loaf, need not say more 'cause my posting legacy is evident and the "truth" too!
Meat Loaf moves-on.
If you want your own thread simply ask Jackson. Will Jackson grant a weak poster their very own thread? Doubtful 'cause they are not writing about anything.
Should Meat Loaf tell Jackson to block certain ISG Regular Members from posting on the Meat Loaf thread? As 'Lil Flip says, "I Can Do That!"Jackson may find it preferable were Meat Loaf to "ask" him.
Jackson may find it preferable were Meat Loaf to "ask" him.
So true. Even I, Meat Loaf, get too cocky at times!
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