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Meat Loaf
11-08-08, 00:02
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Enjoy the full-benefits of ISG Senior Membership for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.

Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.

I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of ISG Senior Membership enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.

Meat Loaf

Meat Loaf
11-11-08, 16:30
So one of the lucky ladies from last week that I blessed with "Meat Loaf" was seen last night. While spending time with some "new" carnales in their neighborhood, we held down the neighborhood corner store (pulperia.) I witnessed her walking towards the store and thought, "how small the world is." She made her purchases of eggs, bread, and leche: During her transaction she turned around and saw it was I, Meat Loaf.

Immediately upon seeing my handsome-self she walked over with instructions: Don't tell anyone that you know me from the wh*rehouse seven (7) blocks away. I live in this neighborhood, just a few houses down. My reply was of course not. Then she asks in a loud voice for everyone to hear if I was at the wh*erhouse earlier.

The ass was lackluster and will not be sampled again. Since I know her 'hood hopefully she'll give me some free advertising on how juicy and good the "Meat Loaf" is so that I may keep my expenses low.

In Nicaragua, someone may tell you that they are a doctor, lawyer, of other professional, but they too are freelancers in wh*reism.

Meat Loaf
11-12-08, 01:20
For the past week I've molested (groped) a hefty heffer for free. She always would remind me that the p*ssy is for sale, but I'm too cheap to rent p*ssy at the going rate. Instead, I offer sex-employment opportunities on a weekly salaried basis.

Her skin is beautiful, but plenty. Her face is gorgeous, but chubby. Her personality is amable (pleasant.) Her wardrobe is nice. In sum, she's alright, except for the weight- 250 plus!

While drinking beer I enjoy a piece of p*ssy in my hand; a breast in my hand; or my d*ck in their hand. After two (2) weeks of the above exchange I fealt guilty. I fealt that I should give the girl some financial compensation.

After making a run to the ATM to load-up the bolsillos (pockets) I returned to thw casa de citas (wh*rehouse.) The wh*res were hungry. (Everyone is broke due to the long weekend for the mayoral elections.) Over the past two (2) weeks I have not seen her get rented so I fealt (possible mispelled) sorry for her.

At her side I asked if she wanted to suck some d*ck for 30-minutes or one-hour. She replied whatever I wanted as long as I rent the p*ssy.

Understand, I don't mind f*cking mediocre b*tches 'cause as the customer I'm always correct and can't be wrong. Besides, the wh*res like it when I help someone who's not making any money- charity.

I purchased one hour of p*ssy access 'cause the p*ssies, two, I wanted were not available. We entered the room and I derobed. The Loaf was average. She derobed and I witnessed more roles than Pilsbury. Don't laugh 'cause most of you guys are fat and sloppy too, yet those "hot" girls still f*ck you. Don't be judgemental!

She layed next to me and I began fingering her p*ssy. Experience has taught me that fat girls can suck good d*ck due to their fat mouths and their lust for placing anything into their mouths- ie. food. Her p*ssy was hot. Her p*ssy had chubby lips. Her p*ssy had a little hair. Her p*ssy was deep. She spread those legs wide open so I could finger her with three (3) dedos (fingers.) After analyzing her lust, I roled on top of her.

I placed the Meat Loaf inside that womb. I layed pipe in her. It was hard work manuevering 250 pounds. It was hard work but doable. Early-on I was hitting places inside her p*ssy that she didn't know existed. I excavated her womb like noone ever has or does. I gave her the first orgasm. Her eyes were so happy for my d*ck skills. Her passion was so high for the Meat Loaf. Her desire for more Meat Loaf access was stated through non-verbal communication.

Meat Loaf offers all of the women, worldwide, a 2-to-1 guarantee: Meat Loaf gives all women the first two (2) orgasm before he gets one (1.) They like that.

After her first I rested for three minutes. I gave her the second. During intermission we discussed how I have "dick control." Meat Loaf can regulate when he cums. Hoes like "dick control." They all get impressed by a man that guarantees 2 orgams before earning his first. They remember dick of such caliber.

After I shot my load we conversed where her true personality was shared along with contact information.

(She was referred to me by another wh*re who I fucked last week so this was a "see-it to believe-it fuck: She wanted to see if what the other girl said was true. And it was and is.) She did state that I'm too confident and boast too much about how good the dick is, but she validated it as being true. There is no better feeling than when a female compliments the quality of your dick and how she wants unlimited access to it. It's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.

From 18 to 80, blind, cripple, and crazy is the criteria of whom shall be blessed with Meat Loaf.

Meat Loaf
11-15-08, 16:50
Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.

Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.

This b*tch loves talking sh*t. You know those type of girls that always like to start nonsense just to have something to do. Well, this little punk-ass-***** is one of those girls.

At times it's hard to hold my tongue, but I must remember that I am the customer and she is the sex-worker. She is the human being renting p*ssy not to the highest bidder, but to any bidder. She is the one for rent and not I. With this "reality check" I am able / empowered to tolerate her nonsense.

As with any female, when their purses are void of money they become very nice and very friendly. It is at these times that I, the wolf, prey upon the sheep.

Since this first episode I've porked her two (2) times both of little satisfaction. It is fun watching her eyes water as I ram "Rock Hard D*ck" into her vicho (p*ssy.) She can never fulfill our allotted time of 60-minutes.

Although she talks a tremendous amount of bullsh*t, the other wh*res know that I'm packing and damaging p*ssies as demonstrated and verified by the above skank. I guess now is the time that I should start busting loads upon her face and / or accidentally fall into her culo (as*hole) the next time she's broke and no other customers are around.

Meat Loaf
11-16-08, 15:14
It has been said to me by sex-industry workers that "Johns," "tricks," or "mongers" are worse than the prostitues they crave. After many thoughts I may agree with this analysis in part.

For some "p*ssy providers" it is purely a "job" of survival or subsistence. Granted, there are those "hoes" that are purely motivated by financial greed, drugs, or total contempt for the male gender, but depending upon your "circle of holes" they may be the former.

As a guy who gets more tail than Wilt Chamberlin- 3,000 plus life-to-date- this may be true. For me, banging more women than the "Brady Bunch" has in their house if fun: I enjoy giving women the "Best F*ck of Their Lives!" I enjoy watching their eyes roll back into their head or witnessing them get big. I enjoy hearing the heavy breathing and moaning. I enjoy exploring their p*ssies discovering places they never knew existed. I enjoy exploring their sexual limits, fantasies, and lusts.

And finally, I enjoy getting the p*ssy for free after I've f*cked them with high-quality standards for a few times. After about three (3) sessions with me, we agree that they should continue earning money from "tricks," but give me the p*ssy 'cause they love getting f*cked by me! This has always been my M.O. for over 15 years.

In contrast, for the girl who rents p*ssy to "tricks," it's a job. It's a job with a horrible sexual experience. It's a job that requires they drink and smoke for hours with multiple prospective customers. It's a job with little pleasure for the female.

Homework Assignment: Allow a stripper or hooker to move-in with you. F*ck her all day as is Meat Loaf custom. Be supportive as they prepare for their work shift at the strip club, brothel, street corner, or escort agency. Welcome her back home after her tour of service. Witness their demeanor, listen to their experience at work, and compare your respective roles as her being the prostitute and you being the "John."

Now ask yourself, who is the "lower-class" person?

Meat Loaf
11-19-08, 21:10
The best information I can give anyone is to schedule your MGA visit two or three days after the saldo (payday.) By this time everyone is broke and you will have no competition. Today is the 18 and this fact holds true. Better yet, saldos (the 1st and 15th) on Friday make the upcoming week easy pickings.

Seven (7) *****s sat around wondering where there next meal is going to come from; where their children's next meal will come from; how they will return home from the wh*rehouse after their shift. Perfect Meat Loaf conditions!

I've been dreaming about busting open this girl's as*hole and she was present. I've been dreaming about fuckin' this other wh*re and she was present. I've been dreaming about fucking all of the girls in one day as I change rooms with Meat Loaf danglin' for all to bear witness.

The girl who I'll perform a colon examination was given a tip in prepartation of her reaming. She was begging me to f*ck her, but I wasn't sure if it was for the money or for the orgasm, but when her wh*re-worker stated that she wanted to f*ck me the truth was revealed. Unfortunately I wasn't able to perform today due to a visit by Rosie Palm this morning! Nonetheless, she'll get got.

Meat Loaf
11-20-08, 16:10
ISG Senior Membership is priceless.

Enjoy the full-benefits of ISG Senior Membership for only US $20! It's well worth the investment. The investment into your male-female relations.

Developing friendships with other members; gaining insight from others; viewing the photo gallery of 70,000 plus; banner free viewing; and any new improvement to the forumn will be US $20 well-spent.

I, Meat Loaf, cannot promote the benefits of ISG Senior Membership enough, but can and will continue reaping its rewards.

Meat Loaf

As I sit at my executive desk aiding corporations gain capital and revenues I think.

I recall dreaming, yearning, wanting to live the life I scribe about on ISG! I recall wanting to f*ck those chilangas (Mexico City residents,) nortenas (Northern Mexicans,) Boriquenas (Puerto Ricans,) Dominicanas (Republica Dominicana,) y todo el mundo (and the entire world.) I recall my youth and how it makes me want to shed tears for the joy I experience daily. Fellas', you can do it too! You can gain control of your respective lives and finally live the life you too pictured as a youth. B*tches love me so that means that they will at least tolerate you. ¡Guey Puta!

In life there are those that dream and those that do! Which are you?

Preparation is required and recommended, but at some point it becomes mental masturbation! That point is determined by you, the masturbator. Get active and take control of your life. Determine its destiny. Although I don't know you guys, I still wish the best for you and your mental faculties. Regardless, I'll have paper in my pockets, b*tches on my d*ck, and more love from the homies than the clown himself- "Homey the Clown."

(This Bobby Pulido is calientote (successful!))

You may read my post or you may experience my post. Only ISG Senior Membership prevents you from contacting me via PM. Contact Meat Loaf; converse with Meat Loaf; monger with Meat Loaf; and finally achieve the aspirations you've held dear for far too many years!

Live Your Dreams & Fantasies

Meat Loaf
11-26-08, 00:00
Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.

Why I think I'm correct-

You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.

I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.

Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?

Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.

Obviously you're talking way too much "Runner Up." Just like your name implies- you are never the winner! (Ouch!)

My response: It's evident that you have never lived in Nicaragua and know zero about the economics of the society!

How sad if you're chasing ass around the world (Ie. Costa Rica family vacations, native-Bogota.) Age does not impress me. In fact, it shows how
lame you are in thinking 18 symbolizes success on your part.

If you think Europe is cool go there and stay out of Latin America. More p*ssy for me with "posers" abroad. Spain? That strictly for suckers.

Challenge: I challenge you to whom can get more a** for free anywhere in Latin America. Believe me, you'll need those eyes, hair, and money to live true to your name "Runner Up!"

Meat Loaf
11-26-08, 00:09
Fist of all you probably aren't the stud you think you are.

Why I think I'm correct-

You have to pay for pussy in a 3rd world country! You have to fuck them a few times before they give it to you for free, "they" being hookers.

I just returned from Bogota had an 18 years old regular that I met in Costa Rica with her parents while they were on vacation. I banged her for a week 4 free, along with several other girls that I met on previous vacations.

Please for the sake of my time just write facts. Places to meet non pros would be nice, places to stay, places for p4p for the less fortunate. Okay?

Source: gringo, blonde, blue, strong, great spanish, plenty of money and a desire to stay away from central and south america and start going back to europe. I'm getting tired of being in crappy places during my trips, tired of traffic, tired of pollution and tired of latinas. I'm thinking about going to spain for a while.

Unlike those suckers that wine-and-dine a broad in hopes of getting some ass, I bypass the nonsense. Pay for a peice of p*ssy first; if you like it, pay for it again; if she maintains a quality p*ssy and can take Meat Loaf up to seven (7) times per day, offer her a job with you; and this will produce exclusivity. While you're preying upon "youth," adolescents; barely legal; and other naive females, I allow a "kid" to be a "kid."

¡Si senor, ven a espana! (Yes sir, go to Spain.)

Meat Loaf
12-02-08, 13:49
Due to popular demand I will refrain from the excessive self-admiration and sticks with the facts (ie. prices, places, looks, and sexual positions.)

Meat Loaf
12-03-08, 16:40
Unfortunately, the appointment I had set with a fellow ISG Senior Member via PM was not realized due to a missed phone call. Therefore, I was forced to monger Managua alone.

Endulging in adult beverages at my favorite locale was a ritual of presence and not pleasure. Over the past week I have been frequenting the scene in search of my number #2 girl. I really enjoy bangin' those guts especially since she is nursing her 8 month old and has more hair than Buckwheat in that prized area. She is a petite little thing that has a true sense of class. For me, her size is a nice change of pace since my number #1 girl is thick and juicy. (I guess I should just call the #2, but I need to reload my cellphone with minutes and it's really not that important.)

So I'm at the spot and began conversing with my mongering friend. Having met his brother-in-law a few months back and frequently seeing him at the brothel gave us a common familiartity. (He may be a bigger monger than I 'cause everyday I see him at the brothel and everyday he's buying a new piece of ass.) Did I mention he is 70 years old?

Yes, this is my future in 40 years! Yes, this can be how you spend those golden years as well!

My favorite brothel has a few "old-timers" who love competing with me for the attention and admiration of the ladies. For every girl I like, they like. For every girl I rent, they rent. For every phone number I obtain, they obtain. And this is done as they look across the aisle in my disgust.

Wanting further exploration, he and I ventured out into the city in search of new ladies. To my surprise and delight we entered a brothel I had heard about, but was never able to find. Three pieces of ass were present with one sitting at our table. The other two were real lookers especially the white girl. I'm gonna' hit that. And the morena looked good too so I'll hit that as well. After one beer we left. My friend being 70 years of age values the experience of "raw dog" and was negotiating the activity with the workers who publicly vowed no condom, no amor.

Lugar dos (place number 2) was a location I visit once in a while. Again, I was happy when I saw the manager working. She's sexy and I hit those meaty guts last year at a different location. She was happy to see me again as well. I will return and hit those skins under the rouse of the Aventura concert.

Lugar tres (place number 3) was a location I frequent more often than lugar dos. (Again, . Damn. I know too many "pros. ") Nontheless, I saw a girl who use to work at Good Times last year, but not anymore. Evidently. The owner of Good Times has the taste and desire of providing "model-type" broads and this girl that I saw yesterday does not fulfill the bill. Then again, most of the broads at Good Times I banged at other locations prior to their employment at Good Times.

So this broad always wanted me to bang her, but I never did. She would gossip with the other girls I banged and developed a lust for me. Sitting alongside her was another girl I like, but her attitude is [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor / [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-pour. (This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? )

Honestly, I'm getting tired of banging the same piece everyday, all day for the past few months, but I know the quality, which is high. When I do venture out in search of new talent I have zero leche (cum) and zero confidence in my erection 'cause my number #1 is draining me everyday, all day. Granted, it's a good strategy for women to keep their man / boyfriend / husband / customer drained so he will have zero interest in banging others, but most dumb-ass broads want to ration the p*ssy like it's "World War 2. " And they wonder why you monger. In fact, I had a Mexican girlfriend who would measure the volume of my leche via boca (mouth) y vagina to determine if I was masturbating, which she prohibited, or banging another. Talk about pressure! Talk about that relationship ending sooner than later! I'll be damned, like Reverend Jeremiah Wright, if I can't massage my body. This aint jail or prison where they do prohibit such activity. Talk about no control over oneself.

Back to the topic at hand, for some reason those young wh*res were operating with attitude when the 70-year old was concerned. Normally at our favorite spot the girls give him attention, but not on Sunday. They were acting as if he was bothering them even though he bought some time from one of the four girls working. At lugar dos he did receive attention. At lugar tres, again the were acting presumida (stuck-up.) At lugar cuatro, they were acting the same although he did receive a hug. Privately, I asked the girls why they were acting in such a manner and they replied he's too old! 70 years old? He has money to spend. To my education, the hookers want to be f*cked and not just compensated financially. They complained that old guys can't catch wood. Still, what's the problem. He's paying. Even girls I know were not granting him his respect even after my request.

Suggestion: Monger as much and as hard as you can before those golden years arrive 'cause even a wallet won't guarantee the receipt of action.

As a further aside, it's always a little strange when I meet father-and-sons; brother-in-laws; uncles-and-nephews at brothels molesting and purchasing women. In regards to my 70-year friend and his brother-in-law, at that age what's his wife gonna' do? Nothing. They're too old for divorce and too old for the sexual betrayal angle so I assume he has cart blanche. Besides, he's 70 years old and enjoying his time chasing, feeling, and stroking 20-somethings which is a natural process of maturation.

May we all aspire to live as he, but with a little more success.

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Las week I was in el mercado oriental sin seguridad del fuego (in the Oriental Market without armed security) with my ex sex-employee!

For those that have spent any amount of time in Managua you will know that Capitalinos (people from Managua) are the biggest gossipers on the planet. They make "TMZ," "Inside Edition," and Joan Rivers look mild! All they do is gossip. And this holds true regardless of age as evidenced by this episode.

Sitting in his car deep within el mercado I heard my name, "Meat Loaf." Quickly I turned in the direction of that pleasaont sound, my name, I saw it was the 70-year old monger. Saludos (greetings) were extended from a distance. Advisement (advisar) was given to the girl escorting me that 70-year old monger was over yonder.

Happier than a pig in sh*t; happier than Ali McBeal in a famine; happier than a monger in a wh*rehouse, 70-year old monger had some gossip to share. Not satisfied with sitting in his car. Not satisfied with letting ded dogs lay. Not satisfied with being a non-gossipping adult, 70-year old monger exited his car.

The former "industry professional" and I looked at items for sale which we sought to purchase. Interrupting this activity, 70-year old monger repeats my name, "Meat Loaf," but within ear-shot. To my immediate left 70-year old monger stood. Again, saludos were extended and again 70-year old monger wanted to gossip. Not interested in the wares for sale the young lady of 18 years and 2 months and I departed.

In front of the tienda (store) 70-year old monger made small talk with the coversation being he has not seen me at the brothel for a few days. Where have you been? They have new girls at the brothel. This conversation was held in the presence of the girl.

CASE: Meat Loaf v. 70 Year Old Monger
VIOLATION: Man Code
DATE: Last Week
PENALTY GUIDELINE: (1) Life Sentence, and (2) Deterioration of Legacy.
DISPOSITION: The jury, I and former "Industry professional," after deliberations finds 70-year old monger GUILTY on ALL COUNTS and sentences 70-year old monger to LIFE SENTENCE and DETERIORATION OF LEGACY.

The above case found 70-year old monger guilty of violating the "MAN CODE" by discussing male-gender topics and activivties before a female. 70-Year old monger is a victim of chismoso and despite his age wasn't strong enough to battle those Nicaraguan deamons.

Nothing new, all they do is gossip and ask questions for the purpose of constructing gossip. This is Nicaragua!

P.S. As I type this post we have no water again for the second day in one week. Not too bad I guess if you don't mind it only being out for 8 hours. My other Gringo friend did not have water for about four days last week. Still want to experience the second poorest country in the hemisphere?

Meat Loaf
12-08-08, 15:45
Yesterday and today are holidays. Yesterday, 'cause it was Sunday was a celebration and today is a "no workday" for Nicaragua. I know the terms "no work" and "Nicaragua" are two odd terms adjoined, but it is what it is.

Riggo, although the USA cut humanitarian aid valued at US $65 million and EU cut humanitarian aid valued at US $35 million in protest to the mayoral elections, el pueblo has not been effected. They don't have food even with the aid so by not giving it doesn't hurt the people, but does inconveince those receiving the funds.

*** Jackson, it's great now that you have spellcheck working. ***

So they have some holiday, "la Virgen," similar to Holloween. The entire country goes door-to-door in search of prizes, food, and gifts. The sing Christmas Carols and receive the aforementioned regalos. Everyone knows after reading my posts that Nicaraguans love regalos (free sh*t, any sh*t.)

While searching for free sh*t and singing "Jingle Bells" they attempt to mame their limbs and the limbs of innocent bystanders. Fireworks and Nicaraguans should not go hand-in-hand. Pun intended! Fireworks are prevalent throughout the country and at medionoche (midnight) it gets really loud.

Although la gente estan mas pobre que ayer (the people are poorer than yesterday) it hasn't affected their daily lives or love of regalos.

Ladrillo

Meat Loaf
01-09-09, 15:02
What Ever Happened to:

Grand Pollo

XDred

DrDewMan

Noeguera

ElNica

Fantasy

Water Boy

Dougefresh

Curry

Black Sultan

ItsJustBigJim

Fellas, write some reports: International Sex Guide is an interractive venue and your contributions are greatly appreciated!

DougeFresh
01-09-09, 16:04
I had a cheap ticket for $150 R/T (spirit airlines), roundtrip for the last week in Jan09. But alas, I was messing around with my boat and snapped my achille tendon. Have to have surgery and will be off my feet for 6-12 weeks. Right when the doctor told me the bad news, I was thinking about having to forego my lust for the chicas. Still check the site for useful information and enjoy reading adventures, Meatloaf I'll buy you a couple drink when I do get down there (June? ), Xred always told me you where a good guy, when I was down there last.

DrDewman
01-09-09, 22:54
Hey Meat Loaf, still here and reading the post daily. You may already know I will be in town on February 2nd for a week. Coming over from Costa Rica.

Are you still taking care of my little 19 year old?

Lets hook up when I am in town this trip and I have enjoyed all the good stories and information on the Nicaragua forum.

Meat Loaf
01-10-09, 15:44
I had a cheap ticket for $150 R/T (spirit airlines), roundtrip for the last week in Jan09. But alas, I was messing around with my boat and snapped my achille tendon. Have to have surgery and will be off my feet for 6-12 weeks. Right when the doctor told me the bad news, I was thinking about having to forego my lust for the chicas. Still check the site for useful information and enjoy reading adventures, Meatloaf I'll buy you a couple drink when I do get down there (June? ), Xred always told me you where a good guy, when I was down there last.

That's too bad about your leg. Meat Loaf has a memory like an elephant: Who would have thought that messing around with your boat would be more dangerous than your time in Vietnam?

I talk to XDred on the phone frequently: He's a good guy with genuine intentions, an inviting personality, and overall "Good Gringo!"

I most definitely will wait for your return.

Adios y Get Well Soon. But you do realize that you can travel with a wheel chair and have the Chica Nicas sit on your lap?

Meat Loaf
01-10-09, 15:56
I must admit that all of the ISG Senior Members that I met last year were good guys. Nobody was an imbecil (as*hole.) The only as*hole expisode that transpired was on my part with "Slob My Knob" and he stated that he had a great time with my tour guide services. (Read the post about Meat Loaf mongering with two ISG Senior Members.)

Of the many ISG Senior Members that I met, it amazed me that many of them made the trip to Nicaragua for the expressed purpose of meeting me, Meat Loaf. Wow, what a compliment. For these individuals wanted to experience first-hand some of the nonsense that is contained within these webpages. And they did!

Many of these gentleman came bearing gifts of literary works; invitations of mongering; invitations of vacationing; invitations of travel and business; and other gestures of gratitude for which I was and am grateful.

A large number of ISG Senior Members informed me of the enjoyment they receive from the posts I write on this forumn. I too gain much enjoyment from writing these reports.

*** Purchase Your ISG Senior Membership Today for US $20 per annum. ***

In conclusion, I humbly thank all of those that read my posts and look forward to creating "ISG fodder" upon your next visit to Nicaragua or when I visit your locale.

Meat Loaf
01-14-09, 15:43
Hey Meat Loaf, still here and reading the post daily. You may already know I will be in town on February 2nd for a week. Coming over from Costa Rica.

Are you still taking care of my little 19 year old?

Lets hook up when I am in town this trip and I have enjoyed all the good stories and information on the Nicaragua forum.

No, I haven't been on the scene for a few months. Unfortunately your 19 year old took an early retirement.

See You Soon!

Meat Loaf
01-22-09, 14:08
You f*ck with the bull, you get the horns!

Xdred, puttin' putas in their place: On their backs is where girls belong, yern, and earn.

Xdred has returned to Nicaragua for more fun as described by Meat Loaf. At mediodia I received a phone call and abandoned the executive desk for "quick conversation. "

Xdred telephoned me yesterday that he was at a neighborhood "dive" and I went to meet him. Pleasantries were exchanged, analysis of the ladies was performed, and laughter was soon to come.

During Xdred's several month tour during 2008, he spent a moderate amount of time with this skeezer I've referred to previously as "la Chela Presumida. " The chica thought she could manipulate Xdred; the chica thought she was gonig to lay "Gringo Goose; " the chica thought she was something more than a chica. Not!

(I, Meat Loaf, don't worry about the next man's success in women, commerce, athletics, or the pursuit of "American Consumerism. " In fact, the more failure you receive as a result of your effort or lack of, makes it easier for me to shine. Notice that the ingredient of your effort determines the entirety of your results. Sabbotage, oppression, discrimination, or other submersive effort (s) on my part or someone else's part is not needed. The individual determines their fate.)

Xdred is not rude with the ladies! Xdred is not disreptful to the ladies! Xdred is a true gentlemen with everyone he encounters who speaks English or Spanish. And if Xdred could speak Portuguese like I (falo portuges com eu, ) he would be respectful with those in Brazil. So for this chica to try and play Xdred was her self-promoting her efforts to the major league.

You f*ckin' with an International Monger that's been educated on International Sex Guide. No woman can win against those efforts!

So Xdred had to check a chica yesterday morning while they ate breakfast. As Xdred revealed during conversation yesterday, he felt that the chica was trying to manipulate Xdred. He doesn't need that sh*t so he told the clucker (chicken head):

We aint in love! We aint in no relationship! We aint got sh*t together! The fact of the matter is, you're a professional prostitute that can take ten (10) dicks a day with ease, and I was one of your clients! "Bamm, " as famed-chef Emeril would say.

The "la Chela Presumida" stormed out of the restaurant with her doggy-bag in hand. Aint no Nicaraguan gonna' leave free food behind. LOL.

So while Xdred and I shared conversation and "Hoe Analysis" he told me about this story. Being a familiar face and personality throughout Nicaragua Xdred has placed himself within the community. For he hears all of the gossip that is Nicaragua from the most skilled gossipers on earth- Nicarauga. He asked me the address of "Club Azul" and I told him. For "la Chela Presumida" is turning tricks at the dive. There is serious competion between which brothel is the dirties: Polanco, 5 de May, or Club Azul.

Yearning to witness this chica, that attempted to manipulate Xdred, at rock bottom had me so excited! The best revenge is success. Smiling more than Rev. Jeremiah Wright at the White House Innaugural, but not crying more than Sen. Strom Thurman at the White House Innaugural we left for "Club Azul. " (Do a wikkipedia of these two men and see the laughter as both of their worst nightmares were realized by Obama's Innauguration.)

Plotting in the taxi, Xdred suggested we entered in 5-minutes apart. With big smiles I entered "Club Azul. "

Note: Club Azul is the same franchise as Salvadoreno 1 and Salvadoreno 2. Same owner. Salvadoreno 1 and 2 are nasty rooms the size of closets. Girls bring their own sheets. The only clients at Salvadoreno are drunks who purchase US $7 p*ssy after getting drunk. The wh*res have a scheduled work shift from 3 pm Until 2 am They are also the waitresses. They pay the house US $2 to use the room and they keep the remaining US $5 as their profit per half an hour. They have a six day work week. They cannot be late. And they are not paid any salary for this structure. Club Azul is worse! (I think "Grand Pollo" was a big fan of Club Azul. Maybe "Grand Pollo" can chime-in with the correct answer.)

Entering club azul I looked around at all of the wh*res and saw familiar faces. And their she was "la chela presumida" sitting in the corner wearing the same chica robe as last year. She was disturbed by my entrance. With more smiles that the two above, I purchase a beer. 5-minutes later Xdred entered.

Seeing her face as Xdred entered was great. Verguenza, miedo y procupe were her emotions. (look it up.) Xdred sat beside me at the table. I pointed her out and they made eye contact. Xdred observed the club azul and commented / confirmed "¡Qué Triste! " It doesn't get much worse that club azul.

After 1-beer Xdred and I could not take anymore of the atmosphere. Being the true gentleman Xdred didn't purchase the chica wares: Seeing "la chela presumida" naked in the filthier rooms of club azul where no sheets would have been true reality.

Aside: Meat Loaf can't stand "la chela presumida" 'cause the b*tch came talking to me foul, out-of-pocket, like a damn fool. She came with some b*llshit. What b*llshit? Some racial b*llshit that I found comical. So to witness the chica *****ing at club azul was sweet revenge. How? 'Cause her efforts produce club azul results. My efforts produce why she developed anamous towards myself. For years this chica has seen me provde sex-employment to her co-workers. She watched me f*ck a slew of chica. She's watched me spend her monthly income during a lazy Sunday afternoon. She's heard from all of the girls for three years how I lay the best pipe at that brothel location. And still I never solicited her neither did I ever have any interest.

"la chela presumida" has two flunkies that I f*cked to limited satisfacation. Un polvo. So at club azul are three broken-down hoes sitting in the corner together.

This chica just irritates me. But, I am too sophisticated to let them chicas ruffle my feathers even when she would make stupid statements of a racial kind. Understand, I'm not an individual that spent time or spends time participating in nonsense. (Yeah I live in Nicaragua and this country is nonsense, but don't get it confused.) So when this chica came with the nonsense it was comical. Do I slice the hoe with words? Which language? On what theme? Options, options, options exist. But she's at club azul and I'm opening an international office in Australia this first quarter.

Xdred said the chica needs structure and working for the Salvadoreno franchise will certainly give her structure: 12 hours per day.

How sweet revenge is!

Meat Loaf
01-23-09, 06:45
She Takes 100+ D*cks per Month! 100 d*cks per month x 12 months = 1, 200 d*cks per annum!

(As I type this report I'm listening to the "Street Boys" from Bello Horizonte, Brasil, sing "A Dame E O Vagabundo. " http://www.youtube.com/watch? V=Jvr9tChbB6A&feature=related

The girl is a pretty-a*s hoe, but I have this little thing I care much about called "good health" and that's a lot of d*ck! Against that competition what is your pecker gonna' do?

I don't mind banging a prostitutue, but she has to not be successful. ANd years of "Wh*reconomics" states taht five (5) dicks per day is success. Volume and Pricing are important consideration in success as well.

The girl to who I refer has been posted on this board by DrDewman. He has placed her photo on the board, but the photo doesn't do her justice. The girl looked greasier than a bucket of Church's Chicken. And that's some greasy sh*t.

Get in line: 100 d*cks plus per month. Will you dine at the "Y? " Will she respect you and your sex skills by not licking her phat p*ssy lips?

I've witnessed for months her take an average of five (5) dicks per day. And maybe more during la madrugada (late-night.) 5 d*cks per day times 30 days per month = 150 d*cks per month, but I'll be conservative and say 100 d*cks plus.

I'm an avid porno fan: Rocko Sifredi, Lexington Steele, Sara Jay, Bellanova, Mike in Brazil, Meat Loaf in Nicaragua, etcetera. I'm an avid porno fan, but those hoes and Joes get an AIDS / HIV test per movie. Not to mention Hepatitis A, B, Herpes, Ghonaria, Clamidia, and other STDs that linger and don't kill you. (Look at Magic Johnson almost twenty (20) years later.) At least they'll only be six (6) months behind the virus when the test results produce a positive. But this hoe doesn't have to take the AIDS / HIV test.

Don't get me wrong, I want to f*ck this girl everyday, all day, but I enjoy something called "good health. " Condom? Piece of mind is priceless.

The p*ssy has a good texture. She's either 19 or 20. Her teeth are pretty. She has beautiful white skin. She has a nice ass. She's chichona. She loves to suck d*ck. She takes anal. She takes bareback. She's very personable. She likes getting eatin' out. The girl is a bonafide 9 on the international charts Flaw: The girl takes 100 dicks plus per month! Her future: To play some fool for his money and to begin bisexual activities and gangbangs.

Does she have what it takes to become a professional porno actress? Yes!

I proclaim that yes she does the professional capacity to become an international prostitute and porno actress! For what holds her back? I'm not sure, but anteayer she asked when she could come visit my house! That only means one thing: ¡8 polvos cada dia, guey puta! Those eight polvos will be delivered throughout the course of 24 hours with 3 being delivered during sleep-time!

Professionally she has the capacity to earn US $1, 000 per day! In remote markets she could earn US $2, 500 per day!

(Why have I begun to think so much about her? Is it that I'm considering putting her as "Top-girl? " Meat Loaf can do that. Meat Loaf can claim any broad for his purpose. For their shared purpose Puta y Meat Loaf can conquer the world! Wow, am I becoming a P. I. M. P. "I don't know what you heard about me, but 'dem hoes can't get a dolla' outta me 'cause I'm a m*thafuck*n P. I. N. C. H. E.)

100 dicks per month is stiff competition for I or any man to knowingly enter. Do you agree? I thought you would agree since most of you gentlemen have "semi" successful lives. The rest of you are degenerates!

1, 200 d*cks per year? What makes it such a challenge is the health risk!

For US $1, 250 per day as my payout on a 50/50 split. US $37, 500 for her and US $37, 500 for me! Wow, that's respectable income: Per year that is US $450, 000 for her and US $450, 000 for me from her doing what she does! What she does it take 5 d*cks per day, everyday. 1, 200 d*cks per year! She truly have an asset that can produce US $1, 000, 000 per year in revenue, anywhere in the world!

The girl doesn't talk out of pocket! The girl don't start no sh*t! The girl appears to be confortable in her girl skin.

For that revenue you better believe it's a job for both of you! Advertising in the normal channels with some auxiliary media outlets will produce a fat rolodex. The transient market can be explored as well.

With that US $450, 000 I could purchase that 50 foot Pilothouse Yacht I want in efectivo! I've seen the results, but her mark-up is weak and her markets are weak. Hell, we could chill together in a G12 market.

But she takes 1, 200 d*cks per annum. And of course you're gonna' want to f*ck her 'cause it's acceptable. Plus you'll always be a trick in her eyes and she'll always be a sponge for cum! But you could make US $450, 000.

Why tell you this? 'Cause anyone can do it if that's what they want! I aint special, but it's a job that could be managed during the course of executive desk duties.

I'm giving you guys some ribs with some good meat on 'them! 1, 200 d*cks per annum!

Truth be Told: Any prostitute worth her salt in being a prostitute better take 5 d*cks per day. In Nicaragua she for sure better take 5 d*cks if she's wants to eat! Y los ninos! La Abuela! Son cuarto en la familia. This aint no joke. That figure I procalim is true in any city, any where in the world. Sh*t, d*ck comes a dime a dozen and p*ssy comes a nickel a baker's dozen!

They have that little "International Sex Slave / Worker" Law that makes it a major felony so that US $450, 000 comes with a price, but anyone can do it.

Sex trafficers. Other professionals in the industry.

Will she take instruction? No. I've given the girl US $1, 000 per month and she didn't move her lazy girl ass. Xdred says that wh*res want to perform the least effort and receive the most money for it. And considering that she's successful already by taking 100 d*cks per month, why try harder?

But you'll get tired of the girl life and want reality! Or maybe you won't, but 1 year's revenue is US $900, 000 as appraised by Meat Loaf.

In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.

For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?

Just informing you of my reality, and the reality of Xdred!

Nica Bound
01-23-09, 20:26
Hey Loaf,

Time for you to pop a couple more Lithium tabs! Move away from that keyboard! Somebody get the restraints ready.

Meat Loaf
01-24-09, 14:22
Managua Mongering Hall of Fame: DrDewman is Inducted

Sometimes those that speak less carry more of a punch and "DrDewman" is such an individual!

DrDewman knows more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman derobes more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman spends more on Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman has more "proof" of success than I.
DrDewman takes mongering more serious than I.
DrDewman has more years of experience than I.

DrDewman has earned the privledge of being inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame and is a verified "superstar."

Despite his inability to speak Spanish, DrDewman scores with the wh*res. DrDewman's techniques have proven to be fail-proof. He may not know the rules of the game, like Donovan McNabb, but DrDewman scores more touchdowns than I, Meat Loaf, have ever experienced.

Congratulations on your induction DrDewman and may you enjoy the fruits of your "hobby."

Meat Loaf
01-24-09, 15:24
The day before yesterday I went to the brothel for some "batting practice."

Being that "Nica Bound" is nowhere around for us to monger together, I had to go to practice solo.

Walking into the brothel I said hello to all of the chavalas (girls) and saw "Xdred" sitting amongst a flock of trabajadoras (working girls.) Xdred was busy building rapport with the girls by assisting in the braiding of this 19 year old's hair. Learning from Meat Loaf, Xdred commented, "Am I in the click now, Meat Loaf?" My response was a smug smile: There's more than enough trabajadoras in Nicaragua. There are more putas in Nicaragua than you can shake your d*ck at!

Focused, determined, and ready to attack a few p*ssies I grabbed a "old standby." She was "freaked" by me a few months ago and loved it. The following day she was chasing me down, but I played hard-to-get. It's a fact that my money is hard-to-get for these wh*res. Sh*t, I don't care about their bills: I got bills too!

For several weeks I've been in need of some "batting practice" and finally decided to hit the range. My enthusiasm and energy level was high after Xdred and I witnessed "la chela presumida" and her two flunkies sitting in the corner busted and broke down. I was still charged-up and wanted to take it out some p*ssy.

Before entering into the room with wall-to-wall mirrors, I told the girls we we're gonna' do some f*ckin'. I agreed to purchase 1-hour from the "standby" and the second hour from a "spinner" and the third hour was to be a threesome between the aforementioned ladies and myself. They were smiling, happy, and willing.

Girl #1: We entered the room and she derobed. Sometimes these b*tches attempt to spend time talking and bullsh*tting which eats up your f*cking time as a customer. Homie don't play that! I'll fine a b*tch for that sh*t.
She got buck naked and we started f*cking. Prior to the excavation this broad was confused 'cause she kept asking me for a propina (tip.) I told her that I had a tip for her and it was this d*ck. Now shut-up and take some d*ck was also instructed. She abliged. During the 60-minutes the b*tch kept playing games and wearing upon my nerves. She asked me about employment at my home, but after this performance she'll never get loafed again. She left the room. I left the roomo with d*ck dangling to the floor in search of girl #2. (The girls like to see my meat so I show it to them!)

Girl #2: She's a true pro! I attempted to purchase 60-minutes, but she was trying not to work and suggested 30. I told the b*tch, "Hell Naw! I'm gonna' f*ck that p*ssy right!" And then something strange happened. Some baboso (fool) out-bid me: Some fool offered to pay her three (3) times the price I paid so they could converse. She gave me my money back and took this money instead. I felt rejected, but understood. Besides, I see her everyday anyway. Since this guy was drunk and passed out after paying her, I got some free feels and a handjob from girl #2 while drniking a gaseosa (soft drink.)

Realizing that this day was not going to be a good day at the range for batting practice I told Xdred adios. To the home I returned with more wood than a petrified forest. I shared 5 polovos with my live-in!

Meat Loaf
01-24-09, 19:39
100+ d*cks per month? What's the difference between a trabajadora y una desempleada (unemployeed)? The trabajadora (working girl / employed) must service customers. This is retail! Retail sales is a working girl. No customer refused. Walk-in traffic. Before career advancement, the trabajadora earns success by taking 5 d*cks per day. These 5 d*cks were retail, walk-in traffic.

Prostitution is 100% commission-based income. 1099 IRS filing. (There is the possibility that some employers provide a base salary, plus compensation. Read Previous Meat Loaf Posts from 2007.) But for the most part it's commission-based sales where if you do not sell the product- p*ssy- you will not get paid, stay employed, or survive the human life that we all must survive. Food, clothing, shelter, health, and if lucky: Entertainment, vehicles, education, travel, luxury items, and other "perks" to human subsitance.

So after the 5 d*cks are obtained, which could be accomplished within 1-day: Her first day of prostitution can produce 5 d*cks (customers) derived solely from retail, walk-in traffic. Pedestrian traffic. Any location in the world. Anywhere another d*ck exist 'cause she needs are 5 d*cks in the vecinity.

5 d*cks in your respective market is lana (money.)
(USA-pricing per d*ck, dollars:)
Crackhead / Methhead: $10 bj, $20 half-and-half
Streetwalker: $25
Stripper: $60
Escort: $100

* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.

Crackhead / Methhead: $50; $1,500
Streetwalker: $125; $3,750
Stripper: $300; $9,000
Escort: $500; $15,000

(USA cost of living for 1 girl and 1 child in daycare and 1 child in school better be US $2,000 per month for SURVIVAL. She can't depend or be concerned about child support 'cause food, shelter, clothing, transportation in the USA, and the other expenses don't wait. Everyday is Survival.)

Do you believe these figures? International Sex Guide threads are over-flowing with admissions, testimonials, declarations, verifications, proof, evidence, etcetera! P*ssy is a money-maker: P*ssy sales! Pick any country and you'll see the customers writing their own sales receipt!

(Nicaraguan-pricing per d*ck, in Cordobas)
Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $20
Streetwalker: $100
Brothel: $150
Stripper: $500
Escort: $500

* Now multiply that whichever figure you choose times 5. Now times 30 days. Result: Monthly revenue stream.

Crackhead / Pegadicta (glue sniffer): $100; $3,000 = US $150 per month
Streetwalker: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Brothel: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Stripper: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month
Escort: $500; $15,000 = US $750 per month

(Nicaragua Cost of survival for 1 girl, 2 kids, and the grandma' are US $400 per month! Survival!)

* This is if you are successful and take 5 d*cks per day everyday per month.

Stop! Stop! Clear your mind! Don't get confused by the price! Don't! The quantity is what is important: The five (5) d*cks per day is the key (la clave.) It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."

If you recognize any girl (prostitute male or female for that matter,) any where in the world, and they are able to earn / produce / generate / get to buy / customers / etcetera. Choose your noun! If you are able to generate 5 customers per day you are successful. The arena you market is irrelelvant. A crackhead can't function nor succeed in the escort world, etcetera is the principle.

If she is taking 5 d*cks per day she earn 5 in another market. She can earn 5 in your market. Etcetera. Why not go to a market paying more so you can justify charging more. Hence, US $1,000 to US $2,500 per day for a "Pure Pro" is reality and being earned thanks to 5 d*cks.

Powerful Sh*t! De Acuerdo (agreed.)

There is no shortage of d*cks waiting in line to f*ck a "Pure Pro." They are eager to become a customer of her 5 customers per day!

This game aint no different. It is the 5 d*cks per day that determine a "Pure Pro."

Meat Loaf
01-24-09, 20:09
PREMISE: You are married, have a steady girlfriend, or work the bar scene. If married, the wife allows you p*ssy access twice per week; if living with your girlfriend you may be shooting a few extra loads 'cause that's why your "shacking-up;" if working the bar scene you are banging whatever will bang you.
8 ejaculations were month are earned.

The "Pure Pro" is taking 25 d*cks per week to your maximum 2 p*ssies.
The "Pure Pro" views you as another d*ck to meet her daily quota or consumption habit. She fears no d*ck and accepts all challengers. It's her job and she's successful!

To earn her respect you must communicate *****!

Pushing her beyond her sexual limits is required! Making her experience in reality that her sexual limits are your norms gains her attention immediately.
Why? 'Cause most guys that purchase a "Pure Pro" are so intimidated by her professional manner in selling p*ssy that they want the experience. They want what they don't have and it's available now. ¡Compralo YA!

With 100 d*cks plus per month she's seen your lame sh*t before. And the more fear she senses, the more she'll take control of you and your wallet!

Approaching a "Pure Pro" requires confidence in your total package. Or at least you must deliver strength in other areas to compensate for the deficiencies.

As a customer, keep it in your mind! The joy you gain from having the opportunity to enter a "Pure Pro." The same "Hot Chick" you see on the street and were scared to approach is the same "Pure Pro" you purchase. Difference: She views you a customer and not a man! Especially not her man!

Whereas if you had approached her on the street, the p*ssy would still be available, but for FREE! And maybe she'll buy you gifts!

WOW: 96 ejaculations per year verus her 1, 200 d*cks per year. No Competition! She'll win everytime.

You're Dealing with a "Pure Pro!"

Nica Bound
01-26-09, 01:04
THE MEAT LOAF writes:

In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.

For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?

--
Loaf,

That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
---

Meat Loaf
01-26-09, 02:01
Dipped into the puteria (store of prostitutes) and was pretty bored. But considering it's my responsibility to stay in close supervision of the putas, I remained for a few hours. A "spinner" from 2007 stopped into the puteria and immediately became excited when she saw me.

Was she excited because she thought I would give her some form of monetary compensation? Or was she excited for the two (2) times I loafed her? For whatever reason, she was excited.

Sitting on my lap as if I were Santa Claus she began her tonterias (bullsh*t conversation.) Well, maybe it was just pure truth, but she wanted to tell a co-worker about how I broke her off. She had the facts down too. She told all that would listen how I beat the p*ssy-up from 2000 hours until 1000 hours: 10 hours of exploratory sex was delivered to this damsel in lust!

Year 2007: She entered the puteria and I was on her. Being that I'm the resident stud at this location she was mounted. I banged her good! She had more holes open than a pool table and I pocketed all of them! She remembered this reaming so well that the next I knocked it out she limited my range of exploration. (She's a prime example of free advertising for Meat Loaf: Tell anyone and everyone that I f*cked really good. For it intimidates the fellas' and makes them women offer me ride on top of their bodies.)

Today: She told all how much Meat Loaf I'm packing! She all that would listen how I made her and make her feel like a woman. Can you say the same? She was bola (drunk.) After getting a steady series of "no" answers concerning financial compensation some poo-butt (fool) bought her two (2) more beers and some p*ssy access. After he rode that heina (girl) for 60-minutes she departed from the room and onto my lap. I encouraged her to give me a clothed handjob. After catching some wood she departed the casa de citas in search of some food.

When asked where she has been she replied, "panzona." If you do not know what this word means than you really don't know anything about Nicaragua. For every girl is or was recently "panzona." Who's the father? I don't know so I thought I should ask you. Do you know? She neither? For all that we all know the baby's father could be an International Sex Guide lurker or contributor.

Seriously, who's the father? She already had two when I loafed her. These broads don't give a f*ck about offspring. It's as if they are purposefully creating offspring to populate the country for the Sandanista Revolution. LOL. No, but they do reproduce like it aint sh*t: Reproduction in Nicaragua aint no big sh*t. Hey Gringo, you may have a job 'cause every Gringo has a job; but in Nicaragua, everyone has a child so it's no big deal!

When you lay good d*ck, you get respect from the women! When you read Meat Loaf posts, you get mental masturbation!

Meat Loaf
01-26-09, 14:19
THE MEAT LOAF writes:

In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.

For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?

--
Loaf,

That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
---

Fortunately, I stay focuesed upon the Chicas Nicas and not you International Sex Guide readers.

Truth be told: Most guys can't carry the golden condoms I possess!

"Nica Bound," good luck on your hunting and may you enjoy my "sloppy seconds." Been there, done her! You have a long way to go before you can reach the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame." Hell, that may never happen for you, but it can be an asperation.

Nica Bound
01-26-09, 15:38
Only smoke, Loaf, only smoke.

Adios.

Meat Loaf
01-26-09, 16:01
Starting my day a little behind schedule, but decided to educate you International Sex Guide readers on what US $60,000 can do in Nicaragua, if you ever make it here.

If you cannot speak Spanish, don't come to Nicaragua!

(Everything that I have scribed- all 602 posts- were privy due to my ability to to (1) speak Spanish; (2) infiltrate the neighborhoods, communities, and social strati; and (3) my ability to write well. The ability that I have in writing makes it easier to sell you: Communicating these stories to you in an easy, entertaining, educating, emotional, and excellent manner is what has sold you upon Nicaragua. "The 5 E's". )

So, let's assume that you can speak Spanish.

If you can speak Spanish then you will be able to communicate with everyone, all 5.5 million citizens. For the "Playboy Mansion" you'll need to bring into the country US $5, 000 per month as your cost of living.

For US $5,000 per month you'll live very well if you speak Spanish. The ability to communicate in their language of Spanish makes it harder for them to think of you as a sucker. It shows how much time you have on the streets of society. The more you develop that vocabulary, the more success you'll gain from the society, including Chicas Nicas. Understand, it's a combination of assets that produces the results keyed onto International Sex Guide.

US $5,000 per month / US $60,000 per year / US $1, 250 per week /
(How you bring money into Nicarauga can vary. Household revenues, business expenses, commerce, etcetera. The US $60,000 per year is your access to capital.) The average Nicaragua salary per year is US $1,000. The average household income for SURVIVAL is US $400 per month. (girl, mom, 2 kids)

You're existing 60 times greater than the average Nicaragua salary for cost of living, but 12xs the SURVIVAL requirement! (And we are only discussing housing. This analysis has nothing to do with making money in Nicaragua. This is how much you spend for your cost of living!)

60x

60 TIMES

Translation: Average USA salary of US $30,000, and that's high.
US $30,000 times 60 = US $1, 8000, 0000. US $1.8 Million for the cost of living figure.

That's how you're living in Nicaragua if you speak Spanish. Wide Open!

Sort-of.

Nicaragua is 100% CASH, no credit exists for what we're discussing. If you have to use credit for US $60,000 you can't afford to play this game! FACT. If you can't generate the US $60,000 cash flow for Nicaragua you should not dream about this post! This post is for those individuals that can! Why? 'cause no economy exist here so you can't work here. You move to Nicaragua to do 60X. That's IT! Cash-in-Hand.

Housing: US $1,300 per month, including inground pool, four bedrooms, maid's quarters, and a little bit of land, air conditioning, furnished rental
Maid: US $100 per month.
Armed Security: US $200 per month; two (2) employed for the house.
Armed Security / Conceal Carry Handgun License: US $700, 9 mm cash purchase; associates too are licensed.

Remember: You're spending 60Xs the average Nicaraguan. Your cost of living is 60xs the average Nicaraguan!

Utilities: US $200 for lights per month; telephone US $25; cellphone US $100 per month; Internet US $50 per month; Cable US $20 per month.
Gasoline: US $300 per month.
Vehicle: US $ 700 per month private-owner rental; Toyota Hilux
Wardrobe: US $10,000; designer clothing from whatever market.
Food: US $500 per month; free food for maids, food for guests, food for your self, and food for your three live-in sex employees.
Entertainment: US $1,000 per month, including concerts, discos, pocket change, shopping, gifts, travel within Nicaragua.
Sex-Employees: (3) sex-employees live with you at your 4-bedroom house, and are paid a salary. Depending upon their financial survival needs the monthly expense is US $150 - US $500 per month, per girl!
Lawyer: US $500 retainer
Etcetera:

TOTAL EXPENSE / COST OF ENTRY INTO NICARAGUA: US $60,000 rough est.

How will you create the US $60,000 while in Nicaragua? There is no economy here, especially for you. What is here is the fact that we'll take your US $60,000 if you want to give it away! Why not?

Cash-in-Hand: Trick on the scene!

Now, certainly for US $60,000 in another country you can accomplish the very same result, and same Meat Loaf stories!

Meat Loaf
01-26-09, 21:25
Only smoke, Loaf, only smoke.

Adios.

¡No me mames, guey!

With all of your talk; and all of my proven success as evidence by ISG Senior Member posts, we could run the town. Or at least I will, while you dream about being Meat Loaf.

Pues.

Meat Loaf
01-27-09, 11:11
Starting my day a little behind schedule, but decided to educate you International Sex Guide readers on what US $60,000 can do in Nicaragua, if you ever make it here.

If you cannot speak Spanish, don't come to Nicaragua!

(Everything that I have scribed- all 602 posts- were privy due to my ability to to (1) speak Spanish; (2) infiltrate the neighborhoods, communities, and social strati; and (3) my ability to write well. The ability that I have in writing makes it easier to sell you: Communicating these stories to you in an easy, entertaining, educating, emotional, and excellent manner is what has sold you upon Nicaragua. "The 5 E's". )

So, let's assume that you can speak Spanish.

If you can speak Spanish then you will be able to communicate with everyone, all 5.5 million citizens. For the "Playboy Mansion" you'll need to bring into the country US $5, 000 per month as your cost of living.

For US $5,000 per month you'll live very well if you speak Spanish. The ability to communicate in their language of Spanish makes it harder for them to think of you as a sucker. It shows how much time you have on the streets of society. The more you develop that vocabulary, the more success you'll gain from the society, including Chicas Nicas. Understand, it's a combination of assets that produces the results keyed onto International Sex Guide.

US $5,000 per month / US $60,000 per year / US $1, 250 per week /
(How you bring money into Nicarauga can vary. Household revenues, business expenses, commerce, etcetera. The US $60,000 per year is your access to capital.) The average Nicaragua salary per year is US $1,000. The average household income for SURVIVAL is US $400 per month. (girl, mom, 2 kids)

You're existing 60 times greater than the average Nicaragua salary for cost of living, but 12xs the SURVIVAL requirement! (And we are only discussing housing. This analysis has nothing to do with making money in Nicaragua. This is how much you spend for your cost of living!)

60x

60 TIMES

Translation: Average USA salary of US $30,000, and that's high.
US $30,000 times 60 = US $1, 8000, 0000. US $1.8 Million for the cost of living figure.

That's how you're living in Nicaragua if you speak Spanish. Wide Open!

Sort-of.

Nicaragua is 100% CASH, no credit exists for what we're discussing. If you have to use credit for US $60,000 you can't afford to play this game! FACT. If you can't generate the US $60,000 cash flow for Nicaragua you should not dream about this post! This post is for those individuals that can! Why? 'cause no economy exist here so you can't work here. You move to Nicaragua to do 60X. That's IT! Cash-in-Hand.

Housing: US $1,300 per month, including inground pool, four bedrooms, maid's quarters, and a little bit of land, air conditioning, furnished rental
Maid: US $100 per month.
Armed Security: US $200 per month; two (2) employed for the house.
Armed Security / Conceal Carry Handgun License: US $700, 9 mm cash purchase; associates too are licensed.

Remember: You're spending 60Xs the average Nicaraguan. Your cost of living is 60xs the average Nicaraguan!

Utilities: US $200 for lights per month; telephone US $25; cellphone US $100 per month; Internet US $50 per month; Cable US $20 per month.
Gasoline: US $300 per month.
Vehicle: US $ 700 per month private-owner rental; Toyota Hilux
Wardrobe: US $10,000; designer clothing from whatever market.
Food: US $500 per month; free food for maids, food for guests, food for your self, and food for your three live-in sex employees.
Entertainment: US $1,000 per month, including concerts, discos, pocket change, shopping, gifts, travel within Nicaragua.
Sex-Employees: (3) sex-employees live with you at your 4-bedroom house, and are paid a salary. Depending upon their financial survival needs the monthly expense is US $150 - US $500 per month, per girl!
Lawyer: US $500 retainer
Etcetera:

TOTAL EXPENSE / COST OF ENTRY INTO NICARAGUA: US $60,000 rough est.

How will you create the US $60,000 while in Nicaragua? There is no economy here, especially for you. What is here is the fact that we'll take your US $60,000 if you want to give it away! Why not?

Cash-in-Hand: Trick on the scene!

Now, certainly for US $60,000 in another country you can accomplish the very same result, and same Meat Loaf stories!

For the same US $60,000 you can accomplish the same thing in:
Mexico City (Polanco, Condesa;) no need for armed security guards
Acapulco, Mexico; no need for armed security guards
Cancun, Mexico; no need for armed security guards
Costa Rica; no need for armed security guards
Panama (Marbella, Paitilla;) no need for armed security guards
Colombia (Cali, Medellin, Bogota;)
Brazil (Copacabana Rio de Janiero, Sao Paolo);

It's not the location- Nicaragua- that produces Meat Loaf stories, it's the mann! You can accomplish the "Playboy Mansion" in any country including the USA, if you know how to recruit.

Do you want your live-in(s) to be "Pure Pros" or "Rookies?" Your negotiation skills will determine your results.

Your live-in(s) can be roommates, sex-employees, working girls, or whatever you choose, but the "Playboy Mansion" can be accomplished in most countries and without the armed sercurity concerns.

Stop "Trickin'" and start "Pimpin'."

Meat Loaf
01-27-09, 11:18
I, Meat Loaf, know of four (4) individuals who have been victims of homicide, either justified of unjustified. And I'm not a "thug," I'm a financier!

In Nicaragua, security concerns are real and time on the streets will introduce you to a diverse world of citizens.

Nicaragua is a country where self-reliance is required. Independance in all areas of life including safety are the concern of you, and not the government. "911." Por favor (please.)

Certainly for US $60,000 one could choose a less volatile country and reap similar Meat Loaf experiences.

Meat Loaf
01-27-09, 12:57
When chasing these trabajadoras (working girls) one must accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that will perform oral sex, vaginal sex, possibly anal sex, and the exchange of bodily fluids via saliva, sweat, and tears. Hopefully condoms are used.

One must also accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that will pose naked so a stranger can take her pictures for his pleasure and motive.

One must accept the reality and truth that she is "the girl" that spreads eagle, poses doggy, and inserts dildos so he can take her photo for his pleasure and motive.

"Please baby make me pleasured by taking these photos for International Sex Guide Senior Member consumption!"

Don't Save Her: She Does Not Want To Be Saved!

Ask and you shall receive.

Some argue that girls who perform such acts are naive, foolish, flunkies, but I contend "that's what they do!" They take 100+ d*cks per month.

100+ d*cks per month with walk-in traffic: Oral sex, vaginal sex, and possibly anal sex, accompanied with the exchange of bodily fluids.
Photos are cool too if you like.

That's what she does! That what trabajadoras do. ALL. It's their job! And maybe passion, entertainment, addiction, career.

With girls like this and them why is it you're reading Meat Loaf posts instead of taking her photo. Her: The females closest to you yearn to be explored and for you to extend their sexual databank! They want you to allow her to do what she does, while you lead from the side. Her wingman is the best postition one could want.

Wingman: Eliminating the romantic confusion of manogamy, but maintain 100% access. Wingman: The enjoyment of exploring her growing boundaries.

Don's save her: She does what she does! She wants to be explored!

Meat Loaf
01-29-09, 05:20
Fellas', when dealing with women you must be cognizent that she wants you to pay. She wants to pay / hurt / experience pain upon separation from her. For you tricked her into thinking you were successful or "rich" and she bought it. Her confidence was gained by your ability to maintain the payments for the facade. Ignorant was she in "believing" that you could maintain those hours at the job or meet the payment deadlines without slow-pay penalties. Laughter were your emotions then; and now she wants pain!

She will not allow you to "trick" another woman. She will not allow you to gain access to the amount of money necessary to "trick" another woman. And to add icing to the cake she wants you to feel pain. Physical, emotional, financial pain is assaulted upon you. Violence, fear, sadness, loneliness, payments, late-payments, and defaults are the results she seeks. A woman scorned is the woman you know.

Sometime before you passed her way, she was hurt. Some other guy moved on to different pastures, but she didn't want him to graze anywhere. And rationed the feed to you on her pasture only when some action performed by you fulfilled her satisfaction.

Abuse, abuse, abuse is all you receive from your lady. Classify her name however you choose: Prostitute, mistress, girlfriend, wife, hook-up, and "Harrieta Johanson" are common names she's called.

Why continue the abuse? Domestic and public abuse is what you experience from her constantly. You, International Sex Guide reader are this guy!

For you've succomb to fathers before you. You've accepted the notion that, "it's cheaper to keep her!" You justify the abuse and rationed grazing by saying, "it's cheaper to keep her!" The rearing of a male offspring by your father(s) in the area of women was / is disasterous and your father(s) should by sued for malpractice!

The bad advice or failure to inform you of "common knowledge" among men with the aforementioned ladies is malpractice! For your father(s) significantly contributed to you being a victim of manipulation and extortion.

Extortion: The financial gain of one at the expense of another through intimidation and / or force. Your ladies are extortionists. If you leave her for another pasture or the possibility to graze elsewhere, she will make you pay and it is this fear of pain that keeps justifies, "it's cheaper to keep her." Your only outlet for the emotional strength to continue are Meat Loaf posts.

Thank God for Meat Loaf Posts!

It is only with good advice and the release of "common knowledge" by Meat Loaf that you gained / gain / or will gain the courage to "Just Say No!"

Repeat: Just Say No! Just Say No! Just Say No to the Manipulation! Just Say No to the Extortion, either attempted or previously successful. Just Say No Dammit.

Meat Loaf Fodder 4 Today.

Meat Loaf
01-29-09, 20:46
THE MEAT LOAF writes:

In conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on International Sex Guide.

For you p*nk a*s fools that write me PM messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! Oyiste?

--
Loaf,

That's bull shit man, twice I have told you I was gonna be in the country, including right now, and hell, this time you did not even give me the courtesy of offering a reply to my pm asking to buy you a beer. You one of those guys that is all smoke and no flame?
---

I'm a FRAUD! Meat Loaf is a FRAUD. The "man" behind el sobrenombre es fraude. ¿Verdad?

Meat Loaf
01-30-09, 10:28
fellas', the objective of these posts as of late is to inform you of the possibilities and realities of nicaragua. you now understand the country and how one could live in nicaragua. also, what to expect from residency.

to monger 365 days with a new "fresh" piece of pussy achieved: us $220 monthly expense. i consider 365 p*ssies per year successful. do you? would that quantity constitute a successful monger?

to achieve this mongering success, one must live in nicaragua! so, how much do you want to spend so that you may achieve this mongering success? 365 different pieces of p*ssy per year!

if you can survive the ghetto. if you can survive the second poorest; the second most impoverished; the second most bleek society within the western hemisphere, out of a total 33 countries, then nicaragua is great!

can your survive the ghetto? if so, great! if not, that's fine too!

how much are you paying to live in the ghetto?

your objective is to f*ck 365 different women per year. everyday, you have sex with a different woman, and it only cost us $7.50.

do you want to live in the ghetto on a ghetto budget, barely surviving? or do you want to live in the ghetto on a "rich" budget? after all, you can purchase a dedicated sex-employee for us $150 - us $500 per month. or you can purchase a different piece of pussy everday for us $7.50.

look at those expenses increase.

how much are you spending to live the ghetto? it's a twisted-sword: you can spend us $5,000 per month to live in the "playboy mansion" or you can spend us $1,000 per month to live basic in the ghetto.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

when living in the ghetto, you live in the ghetto. the ghetto is your blanket. the ghetto is your world! the ghetto has 5.5 million people, and you're just 1 person. you're insignificant numerically.


how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

who wants to live in the ghetto? who wants to live in the ghetto just to monger everyday with 365 different women per year, for us $7.50 per prostitute?

for us $7.50 you can purchase a prostitute. 365 different women per year.

how many women did you sleep with last year? was it 365? in nicaragua, a man can confidently achieve sex with 365 different women per year, and only par us $7.50 per woman.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

so what we have is: (1) you are capable of financially surviving the ghetto without financial worry. remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!

this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

(2) how much are you bringing? how much do you want to spend? "playboy mansion" (us $5,000) or basic (us $1,000?) remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!

this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?


(3)you're paying "x" amount of money for cost of living.

you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

(4) who do you talk to, everyday? what are you doing and going to do with your time? can you speak spanish? what are you going to do everyday with your time? remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!

this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

(5) can you survive the ghetto mentality, culture, customs, aire, streets, residency? only haiti is worse! remember, there are no jobs in nicaragua, so you need to bring your own money. in the ghetto, everyone is watching. how many p*ssies are the locals f*cking? are they f*cking 365 women per year? no, but they could if they could afford to pay each woman us $7.50. you can!

this is why security is a concern. you live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse.

how much do you want to spend to live in the ghetto?

(6) if you're comfortable with how much you're paying to live in the ghetto and are not affected by existing in the ghetto, nicaragua is great! if not, don't worry: only haiti is worse!


if you're comfortable with nicaragua and your peer group, anyone, could make nicaragua paradise. there are lots of paradise opportunities in nicaragua. i displayed what us $60,000 can do. i displayed what us $1,000 can do. cash-in-hand is required to live here because no jobs exist.

how much do you want to pay to live in the ghetto: only haiti is worse!

Meat Loaf
01-31-09, 00:17
I just walked around the corner to the pulperia (corner store) to purchase some vice(s.) During this brief walk I encountered a Chica Nica non-pro who I know from the "Gringo Network." Already knowing her financial situation- recently unemployeed- I knew where the conversation was heading.

Saludos were extended and she said my life is real bad 'cause she's without a job. The father of her latest baby is unemployeed too. And the father of her first child is?

She requested that I keep her posted of employment opportunities.

Reality: She's has no income stream coming-in to SURVIVE. The live-in "baby's daddy #2" has no income and is another mouth to feed. The two children have no source of income. How will this household SURVIVE. Food, clothing, shelter.

Prostitution: She's a non-pro in a desperate situation. She's an associate that knows not of my mongering success. She's a Chica Nica and all Chicas Nicas know that prostution is a major industry in Nicaragua. But she's a non-pro so it's only available as servicio dormicilio.

She needs the money to SURVIVE although she's not a prostitute.

Solution: Offer her US $7.50 for sex. SURVIVAL is her immediate and real concern. C$ 150 can feed her and her two kids for two (2) days!

Location: She doesn't want to be seen by the chismosos (gossipers,) so you'lll have to visit one of the many auto-hotels. She can sneek in without being scene. Cost US $15 for 3-hours.

Sexual Act: Since she has children to SURVIVE and a "non-financially producing" baby #2 dad, she wants a man to save her financially. She wants to SURVIVE. And the two (2) kids want to SURVIVE. She's a Chica Nica and they don't mind getting pregnant. In fact, if she gets panzona by you- the Gringo living on US $1,000 / US $3,000 / US $5,000 / etcetera, it would be better than what she has now. For she would have a permanent reason to access your dinero. It's never hard for a Gringo to get ass 'cause of this fact.

Future Relationship: Your "friendship" with her for years to come will be one of prostitution. Everytime she needs money, she will call you for the same deal, US $7.50. That's the standard rate for a piece of p*ssy and she's no different, "non-pro" or "pro."

This Situation Happens All the Time.

It's sad she has no money to SURVIVE. She can SURVIVE if she sells you some p*ssy for US $7.50. This is reality / life / SURVIVAL in Nicaragua.

It is "opportunities" like this that justify Nicaragua residence: The Ghetto is calling. Remember: 365 "fresh," "new" p*ssies per year.

Meat Loaf
01-31-09, 10:05
How much do you want to spend to live in the Ghetto? Remember, only Haiti is worse!

How much do you want to spend to chase an almost unlimited supply of women in financial need?

How much do you want to spend impressing these women in financial need?

How much are you spending now, in your home country, to reap the rewards you have? Are you satisfied? If so, why are you reading Meat Loaf posts?

Nicaragua is a cash-in-hand society and you will have no assistance. You are on your own in Nicaragua: Nobody is going to be there to assist you in SURVIVAL. (You're only assistance / safety net will be I, Meat Loaf, and the few other Gringos you may or may not stumble upon. And we won't help you either: In Nicaragua, everyone needs help and you'll become mentally and emotionally removed 'cause you see the dispare daily. You live among the dispair. You, I, Meat Loaf, am SURVIVING Nicaragua and that's not easy feat. Only Haiti is worse!)

How much do you want to spend to live in Nicaragua and chase this seemingly endless supply of vicho (p*ssy?)

And don't forget about security: How much do you want to spend protecting your physical safety? And assets?

You can enter for US $1,000 per month.
You can live comfortable for US $3,000 per month.
You can live in the "Playboy Mansion" for US $5,000 per month.

Of course, for the same amount of monthly living expense you can reside in another country and not the Ghetto!

Meat Loaf
01-31-09, 11:36
Nicaragua is not Costa Rica, Panama, Mexico, Guatemala, Colombia, Brazil, Republica Dominicana, Argentina, or Canada. Those countries have an American expat community, Nicaragua does not!

The aforementioned countries have thriving communities that for decades catered to Gringos. Nicaragua has two: San Juan del Sur (5,000 population) y Granada (40,000 population.) The aforementioned countries are "friends" of the USA, Nicaragua is not for the most part. The aforementioned countries will speak English, Nicaragua will not.

Here in Nicaragua, US Department of State figures state 5,000 Americans (Gringos) reside in Nicaragua. Total population of Nicaragua is 5.5 million.
How will you find / locate those 5,000 Gringos so that you have a sense of community. Where will you find the American Expats?

There are few and certain-specific locations, resources, and events that Gringos organize. And it's cool to be an active participant.

Your cost of living, not total income, is US $1,000, US $3,000, US $5,000 or more per month, and your neighbor's annual income is US $1,000.

You have tremendous buying power and financial power. Your cost of living is a minimum 12xs higher than everyone else, plus you have your total income. You have so much more than everyone else. 365 "new,' "fresh" p*ssies per year!

This is the reality of Nicaragua and being an American Expat. Everyone has so much buying power and financial strength. And every neighbor and person you interract with has so little. Even those Gringos that are basic (US $1,000) have buying power and financial strength.

Their monthly income (US $100) is your pocket change! And everyone needs to SURVIVE: Food, shelter, clothing.

How much do you want to spend to live in Ghetto?

This is the reality of being an American Expat in Nicaragua! And remember security: Security is always on the forefront of everyone's mind, el ladron (the thief.)

Riggo
01-31-09, 14:37
Loaf,

When I was working in Nica a while back, Gringos were retiring in the US and moving to some islands off the north coast of Nica. Then Hurricane Mitch came along and blasted those islands, so I don't know if Gringos are still retiring there.

I remember that a guy I worked with rented a house in Managua for himself and his wife to live in while we worked down there. They had hired two security guards for the house. It turned out that the security guards were stealing money from his wife's purse while she was out at the pool in the back yard.

Riggo

Meat Loaf
02-02-09, 15:27
Loaf,

When I was working in Nica a while back, Gringos were retiring in the US and moving to some islands off the north coast of Nica. Then Hurricane Mitch came along and blasted those islands, so I don't know if Gringos are still retiring there.

I remember that a guy I worked with rented a house in Managua for himself and his wife to live in while we worked down there. They had hired two security guards for the house. It turned out that the security guards were stealing money from his wife's purse while she was out at the pool in the back yard.

Riggo

What's not guarded is stolen.

Worse yet, a group of citizens band together and "take over" your home. They simply walk into your home / property brandishing weapons and squat.
This was prevalent in years past and more common in the countryside or suburbs. (I've heard of stories where this has happened.)

Meat Loaf
02-02-09, 15:46
they "say" they want a job, but never follow-through.

the nicaraguan is so "today" in their thinking. the nicaragua is so "this second" in their thinking that they can't do any different.

the girls do nothing until "flat broke" and then go to the brothel in desperation. when asked how much they need in monthly income for survival, they never know. they don't know how much it takes them to survive: they are content receiving whatever you give them.

the guys do nothing even while "flat broke." instead, they ask, beg, and plot theft(s.)

the nicaraguan has spent little time preparing for a sustainable career due to their "daily survival" mentality and "lack of optimism." they've never witnessed "steady employment" within their home, peers, and neighbors and don't understand the lifestyle. instead, they understand the "panhandle" lifestyle.

at least the usa offers welfare if you sit-around. nicaragua offers its citizens nothing if they sit-around.

i, meat loaf, am in a position where i can grant employment to any global citizen regardless of language. they "say" they want a job, but never follow-through as required. i can even "waive" criminal-convictions for the "deportees" allowing them "one more shot" at usa-income levels, but they never follow-through.

for you and i both, obtaining employment is a pro-active endeavor especially in an "under-employeed" market. they never take the initiative and send resume(s,) e-mail(s,) phone call(s,) or tools for work (ie. their person.)

it's fine with me 'cause i don't want nor need the responsibility / hassel of supervision: having to place "risk management" tools in place; train the nicaraguan employee on high-finance and low-finance; and spend money on infrastructure for "their" job is something i don't want to do. but i would do it if they actually were serious about employment.

this is another reason why you spend no money / share no money / gift no money to anyone.

nicaragua is 100% cash-in-hand: if the person does not have a job, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. if the person has no job, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. if the person ask you for a favor, f*ck 'em- that's their problem. whatever "story" you hear, you're emotion / reaction / concern is f*ck 'em. if you do this, then you can live in nicaragua comfortably.

they "say" they want a job, but don't exhibit the actions of someone that wants a job.

maybe those that have employeed nicaraguans can elaborate on this behaivor. (ie. tj texan, riggo, etcetera.)

Meat Loaf
02-03-09, 07:53
Where do you live is (1) asked by everyone, (2) within the first five questions, usually delivered in "interview" style, and (3) when told "none of your business," they realize the difference in cultures.

You never really know if the person asking you, "¿a dondé vives?" is asking from pure curiosity or with alterior motives. It's best to assume the second. Nicaragua is gossip central #1 and your address will be revealed in their general conversation with others.

Conversations like: (1) I know a Gringo and they live at "XYZ," (2) I know "XYZ" person and they live at "XYZ" address, and / or (3) lets go to "XYZ" person's house and ask for a favor. This is how your address will be revealed to "Pepe, Pablo y Pedro."

If the question was asked from general interest it is best to answer: "¡Aqui, no más!" (Close-by.) Not satisfied, they will ask again, "¿A Dondé Vives?" Your response again will be, "Aqui, no más!" Terciery, they will ask, "¿a dondé?" and you respond with a can of whoop-a*s for them asking stupid-a*s questions.

After this verbal assault has taken place, they will no longer ask you your address. Tomorrow will be a new day with a new stranger asking you, ¿A Dondé Vives?

Tj Texan
02-06-09, 19:06
As usual Sr. Loaf is pretty much dead on the money. I would have to say that I stronly agree with 70% of what he writes and somewhat agree with the other 30%.

I don't think Meat Loaf is "down" on Nicaragua, he just calls things exactly like he sees them in the sense, and this is speculation on my part, that if something exceeds his expectations then it is a huge bonus.

My experience with Nicaraguans has been fairly good. They are hard working and industrious people for the most part, to survive down here they have to be. I would assume that due to the 80's and the typical Latin "wussyfication" they are a "fragil" group as whole. By "fragil" I mean they are hypochondiracts (sp) and get sick a whole bunch, miss too much work, they take things to the extreme in terms of worry about illnesses and other ailments. In other words this country is wimpy to me.

Meat Loaf is right about the cash in hand scenario down here. But Nicaraguan are typically Latin in the sense that they sometimes think something has much more value than it really does and would prefer to about starve than to sell something for fair market value.

The expectations of quality work and job performance down here is low, but that can be changed with training and follow up. As with most Latin American countries follow up has to be 34 times what it is in the US. It takes a year for something to become habit, like clocking into work each day.

This is the most "worried about getting paid" society that I have ever been around. There must be good reason for that or they would not be that way, credit is hard to come by and even after having a very long business relationship people are still scared about getting paid. As compared to Mexico, where if you establish a relationship people are very nonchalant about payment and terms, in Nicaragua it is the most important part of any business or transaction and one that is repeatedly touched on.

Nicaragua is a good place, save for a ton of BS and problems. But the political situation here is an absolute wreck and the population as a whole, from the ultra elite rich to the poorest of the barrio Dimitrov don't have a real grasp on how to go about making things better, therefore they probably won't. I used to have a lot of expectations for this country, but not any more, not by a long shot.

Meat Loaf
02-08-09, 14:22
As many may know, I, Meat Loaf, am a multi-faceted individual. Like a chammilian, I change according to the environment. It occurred to me yesterday while making a business transaction that I may be spending too much time in the streets.

When individuals you have daily contact with start going to jail, it signals to me that I may be spending a little too much time in the streets of Managua. With
law enforcement almost non-existent, there has to be a major reason for these individuals to get "booked" or they simply must have the worse luck ever. Why? Unless you visit the police station you will not see any police.

The streets are calling, but only voice mail messages are being taken.

Meat Loaf
02-08-09, 14:23
As usual Sr. Loaf is pretty much dead on the money. I would have to say that I stronly agree with 70% of what he writes and somewhat agree with the other 30%.


Keep drinking the Kool-Aid. LOL.

Meat Loaf
02-09-09, 17:47
(But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )

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Before moving here, Nicaragua, I assumed that the population would be skinny due to their lack of money. I was wrong! These motherf*ckers are fat! These Nicas are grueso (thick.) These Nicas are 5'8" - 6'2". These chavalas are grueso. These chavalas have panzas (gutts.)

Eating fried rice 3 times per day. Eating fried bread-products. Drinking beer. Drinking rum. Drinking soda. Eating beans everyday for life. Drinking leche (milk.) They love bread! Pico, pan simple, rodillos, etcetera will stack the pounds.

Honestly, they eat better than the majority of the USA population. The USA eats non-balanced meals: USA eats bullsh*t food. Nicaragua eats a balanced diet, high in starch (grain products) and well balanced.

Typical meal:

Breakfast: leche, pan, queso, huevos.
Almuerzo: beans, rice, steak / chicken / pork., vegetables.
Cena: beans, rice, pan or tortilla, cole slaw, steak / chicken / pork.

It's the best meal for US $1.50. (Nicaraguan diet is a thousand times better than Mexico. Nicaraguan diet has less variety than Panama. Nicaraguan diet gets real boring after a few weeks. Nicaraguan diet has little variety: SURVIVAL.)

Thea average Hombre Nica has 200 lbs. plus, and is shorter than USA. They have "meat" covering every limb, bone, and body part. They carry about 20 -50 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. Girls: 10 - 30 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. If you don't like fat girls, don't come to Nicaragua!

Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 04:05
You never really know if the person asking you, "¿a dondé vives?" is asking from pure curiosity or with alterior motives..

A donde vives is where to live?. (Lit: to where you live?)

They ask me, donde vives?, where do you live?

It is ulterior BTW.

But the point of overall snoopiness describes a lot of Nicas.

Meat Loaf
02-12-09, 17:06
* I'm listening to Brazilian Funk and feel like writing so *

Rice: Everyday, every meal. They feel naked and lost if rice is not cooked for each meal, regardless of the other portions. ¡Que Puta! They prepare rice by washing it, pouring cooking oil into the skillet (sarten), and frying the rice, before sancocho (boiling.) Truth be told: They can't cook and don't know how to cook rice. Borriquenos (Puerto Ricans) know how to fry rice and make it taste good. Arroz con gandules. Arroz Nica = Guacala (nasty flavor.) And don't get played by purchasing Arroz Chino (Chinese exported rice) with the black line: Arroz Chino is harder than Meat Loaf d*ck!

Bananas / Plantains (Banano / Plantano) / Tostones (Deep-Fried Plantain): Twice per day- lunch and dinner. ¿quien es el mono? (Who's the monkey?) Non-ripe bananas boiled. Plaintains deep-fried. Plaintains lightly fried.

Cole Slaw (Ensalada): Cabage (mispelled) is the primary ingrediant with some "salsa." I should write liquid water is poured upon the cabbage since it's void tomatoes, green peppers, and other spices.

Carne (beef): They eat beef everyday, all day! The steak you purchase at Albertsons, Jewel, Piggly Wiggly, etcetera aint sh*t to Nica Beef. Only Argentina eats more beef. Beef is a major Nicaraguan export! Beef is prepared by boil (beef stew of many varieties: Carne Tapado.) Beef is prepared by asado (bar-b-que.) Barbeque not! Beef cooked over charcoal with no bar-b-que sauce is asado. The flavor of charcoal is your seasoning.
I cannot possibly write enough about Carne Asado: Carne Asado is Nicaragua all day, everyday: Carne Asado is how you live/ SURVIVE!

* More Food Commentary to Come *

Meat Loaf
02-13-09, 18:19
the bullsh*t will get to you sooner or later!

there's a reason why expats reside in guadalajara, acapulco, d.f., cancun, costa rica, panama, medellin, cartagena, rio de janiero, sao paolo, buenos aires, santo domingo, virgin islands (u.s. & british,) san juan, ocho rios, montego bay: infrastructure, support network, and previous inhabitants expereince.

nicaragua is the location for the "diy." do-it-yourself. there is none of the above here.

5,000 gringo residents. 70,000 tourists per year, and this includes transients via bus lines and connecting flights and boats.

as the "lone wolf," the society will bleed you, extract all they can from you, and leave you dry when your time of assistance is needed.

this is nicaragua: they can't help themselves, less you!

nicaragua is cool for a short-vacation, pre-paid, but beyond that your only existence is foreign direct investment with zero (0%) ror (rate of return.)

forget about making money here; forget about finding your next wife here; forget about improving society here; forget about all of the things that makes a gringo go abroad. for all of those desires, contributions to the community, etcetera are being performed in the above locations and with the prequisite support and desire. here, the desire is to fleece!

fellas', don't attempt to diy. it can't be done, and if so you're loosing on the ror.

100% cash-in-hand: what are you going to do when the atm card is lost, stolen, or damaged? who will you call until the replacement is issued in 10 days? who among your "peers," (and we know that few peers exist) can aide your distress. us $100 per month:

there's reason why no other international sex guide contributor "blew-up" the nicaraguan thread before i. reason being, they're intelligent, and meat loaf is 100% diy.

when the alcohol, sex, and drug usage (not that i endulge) are over, nicaragua is still just one step above haiti!

that's today's rant and may this post be the most useful of all 600 meat loaf posts.

El Vagabundo
02-14-09, 01:12
Hey, Mr. Meat Loaf,

I am here, in your beautiful city! I drove from Atlanta. I did not know when I would be here so I did not email you in advanced. I am at the Crown Plaza, but only for one night. I did not know where to go. I will be here a couple of days or? How do I find you? Lets have some fun? Help me find nice girl and a more moderate priced hotel.

You can email me [Email address deleted by Admin]. Or find me at the hotel. My big red Suzuki is parked it main entry area. I have a membership and I went to use the pm and it wanted to charge me another membership. Go figure.

Hope to see you, Martin

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Thelmas Gone
02-14-09, 03:11
Meatloaf,

I love your real, no B. S. Thoughts I have not been to nic but have been many other places with the thoughts of following my dream to get out of the US and being able to make a living on a beach with bikini clad chicas surrounding me like I am the gringo that will fullfill their life and dreams. This being said, the closer I get to this dream I always return to the US realizing that the infrastructure, medical situations, and investment opportunities in these other places are just that- a dream. Thanks alot Meatloaf for your real perspective beyond the banging hot 18 yr olds.

Eric7
02-14-09, 06:45
No offense Meatloaf...
but the Nico Times states that in 2008,,,Tourism Still A Bright Spot, Up 7% in 2008
Specifically, they state:
In total, 857,480 international tourists visited Nicaragua in 2008, up from 799,996 tourists the year before.

Quite a contrast as to what you quoted.
70,000 vs 857,000
http://www.nicatimes.net/nicaarchive/2009_01/0116091.htm

Member #4167
02-14-09, 13:36
Thea average Hombre Nica has 200 lbs. Plus, and is shorter than USA. They have "meat" covering every limb, bone, and body part. They carry about 20.50 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. Girls: 10. 30 pounds of weight / fat in their gutt. If you don't like fat girls, don't come to Nicaragua! I agree with M L. About the girls being chubby and being appx 10. 30 lbs overweight. Most girls are SHORTER than the avg america girl.

If you go to a beach in nica and compare it with a beach in a warm climate. Say florida or california USA. You will find far better bodies and much more attractive girls in the usa.

Do you agree senor loaf?

Meat Loaf
02-14-09, 15:01
Hey, Mr. Meat Loaf,

I am here, in your beautiful city! I drove from Atlanta. I did not know when I would be here so I did not email you in advanced. I am at the Crown Plaza, but only for one night. I did not know where to go. I will be here a couple of days or? How do I find you? Lets have some fun? Help me find nice girl and a more moderate priced hotel.

You can email me [Email address deleted by Admin]. Or find me at the hotel. My big red Suzuki is parked it main entry area. I have a membership and I went to use the pm and it wanted to charge me another membership. Go figure.

Hope to see you, Martin

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You're in luck 'cause I'm about to hit the scene this morning. Traveling to Crown Plaza, US $180 per night, to look for your big truck is not going to happen, but I will keep my eyes open for a Gringo.

ATL - MGA. You do realize that Spirit Airlines from ATL - MGA is US $200?

Glad to see you read my posts. Let's monger.

Meat Loaf
02-14-09, 15:13
meatloaf,

i love your real, no b. s. thoughts i have not been to nic but have been many other places with the thoughts of following my dream to get out of the us and being able to make a living on a beach with bikini clad chicas surrounding me like i am the gringo that will fullfill their life and dreams. this being said, the closer i get to this dream i always return to the us realizing that the infrastructure, medical situations, and investment opportunities in these other places are just that- a dream. thanks alot meatloaf for your real perspective beyond the banging hot 18 yr olds.

i love the commentary!

yeah, it's a dream: the same things that make us want to go abroad, makes us want to return home- u.s.a.

in what other country can you spend the most money every in the history of the world, in less than 13 hours- us $787 billion.

old gringos, go ahead and enjoy yourselves on my dime. don't worry about it. i don't mind paying more taxes for you to continue living financially irresponsible on consumer credit. sure, let me pay 36% on irs 1040 since us $130,000 is "rich."

i write this real sh*t 'cause i actually rely upon international sex guide as my barometer for residence, travel, and sexual fantasy. at least those with interest on nicaragua will know the real deal, 360 degree angle.

my entire childhood i heard of my parents wanting to visit international cities and event, but like most it was just mental with zero follow-through. since i'm the internationalist within my family for over a decade, i've given them the courage and opportunity to fulfill this 30-year old dream.

fellas', relocate or move abroad is that's your calling: don't die with yet another aspiration not being fulfilled. there are so many things that went wrong in your lives or you never achieved, don't let international residence be yet another.

truth b told: there's a reason the 1st world is the 1st world; the 2nd world is the 2nd world; and the 3rd world is the 3rd world. it's designed like that! our usa lifestyle and that of other g12 needs "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor" countries to exploit. we need 2nd world countries to tease about becoming usa. we need 1st world countries 'cause they are our peers.

thank you for the kind words thelmas gone; i love your name too; and enjoy the remaining posts on nicaragua as i prepare g8 relocation.

dios bendiga a vos. (god blesses you)

Meat Loaf
02-14-09, 15:15
No offense Meatloaf...
but the Nico Times states that in 2008,,,Tourism Still A Bright Spot, Up 7% in 2008
Specifically, they state:
In total, 857,480 international tourists visited Nicaragua in 2008, up from 799,996 tourists the year before.

Quite a contrast as to what you quoted.
70,000 vs 857,000
http://www.nicatimes.net/nicaarchive/2009_01/0116091.htm

Eric7,

Good Job! I have so many stats and facts that I sometimes get confused. Thank you for the clarrification and research. I don't want to mis-represent facts. I'll leave that to Obama.

El Vagabundo
02-14-09, 16:13
You're in luck 'cause I'm about to hit the scene this morning. Traveling to Crown Plaza, US $180 per night, to look for your big truck is not going to happen, but I will keep my eyes open for a Gringo.

ATL - MGA. You do realize that Spirit Airlines from ATL - MGA is US $200?

Glad to see you read my posts. Let's monger.I am moving today, I do not know where yet. I checked my subscription and it ran out in December, so I re-upped this morning. I will have PM when Jackson sets me up. If you have a phone number send it to me, I will get a sim today and have service. Send me a place to meet up with you later.

They had a special here at the Plaza, only $110, but still too much for me. I like around $45 a night for a real nice place. I am going to check out Hotel Kelly and Bello Horizonte this morning. A taxi guy here at the hotel recommends them. If I knew where Cristo Rey was, I would check that out too.

If I had known that a flight was only $200, I would not have driven. 2 weeks on the road and I could have been here in 4 hours. Next time!

El Vagabundo

Meat Loaf
02-14-09, 22:18
I am moving today, I do not know where yet. I checked my subscription and it ran out in December, so I re-upped this morning. I will have PM when Jackson sets me up. If you have a phone number send it to me, I will get a sim today and have service. Send me a place to meet up with you later.

They had a special here at the Plaza, only $110, but still too much for me. I like around $45 a night for a real nice place. I am going to check out Hotel Kelly and Bello Horizonte this morning. A taxi guy here at the hotel recommends them. If I knew where Cristo Rey was, I would check that out too.

If I had known that a flight was only $200, I would not have driven. 2 weeks on the road and I could have been here in 4 hours. Next time!

El Vagabundo

With a name like vago you will blend-in nicely!

Doubt98
02-15-09, 14:59
i love the commentary!


truth b told: there's a reason the 1st world is the 1st world; the 2nd world is the 2nd world; and the 3rd world is the 3rd world. it's designed like that! our usa lifestyle and that of other g12 needs "[CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor" countries to exploit. we need 2nd world countries to tease about becoming usa. we need 1st world countries 'cause they are our peers.




actually, and this is splitting hairs, the 2nd world is referring to the previous communist bloc countries ie. the soviet union and their ilk. a better example put forth were rings of countries where the most developed were in the center and expanding out were less developed. such as the england in the middle, mexico a couple of rings out, with sierra leon on the outside.

Meat Loaf
02-15-09, 15:07
Actually, and this is splitting hairs, the 2nd world is referring to the previous communist bloc countries ie. the Soviet Union and their ilk. A better example put forth were rings of countries where the most developed were in the center and expanding out were less developed. Such as the England in the middle, Mexico a couple of rings out, with Sierra Leon on the outside.

I like the way you think "Doubt98."

It's always been amazing to me how that little-ass country, 45 million populace (I believe) today and less 500 years ago, took over the world and created G12.
South Africa, Canada, UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia, USA: All of the financial powers of the world. The cool thing is since the system is British-based, it's relatively easy to conduct business in the above countries.

"Doubt98," I know that you know about the world, but tell me about these women. Remember, this is International Sex Guide.

Meat Loaf
02-15-09, 15:12
I agree with M L. About the girls being chubby and being appx 10. 30 lbs overweight. Most girls are SHORTER than the avg america girl.

If you go to a beach in nica and compare it with a beach in a warm climate. Say florida or california USA. You will find far better bodies and much more attractive girls in the usa.

Do you agree senor loaf?

I see that you've built-up your post count. Very impressive. Where are you mongering at?

Just like year 2007 and year 2008, I agree with "Water Boy."

"Water Boy," is an international monger who has layed more trans-Atlantic pipe than ATT. I cannot stress enough the abundance of "chubby chicks."

I, Meat Loaf, like to cuddle and "chubby chicks" are softer to lay upon and squeeze. The problem arises when it's time to f*ck them and you, the guy, have to manuever all of that weight. Hell, if I wanted to work out, I would go to the gym and do bench press, squats, deadlifts, etcetera. And another bad thing about "Fat A*s B*tches" is that if they talk negatively about your d*ck skills, the other girls loose respect 'cause the chubby is saying it and they consider themselves better than the chubby. Hence, I keep a chubby for cuddling and a skinny for stroking.

Doubt98
02-16-09, 00:45
I like the way you think "Doubt98."

It's always been amazing to me how that little-ass country, 45 million populace (I believe) today and less 500 years ago, took over the world and created G12.
South Africa, Canada, UK, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia, USA: All of the financial powers of the world. The cool thing is since the system is British-based, it's relatively easy to conduct business in the above countries.

"Doubt98," I know that you know about the world, but tell me about these women. Remember, this is International Sex Guide.

The reason for such a small country with such big influence is the established rule of law, or lack of, which is constantly referred to in your previous posts.

I can tell you about the women of Nicaragua and women in any other country. The more you know the less you'll pay. That is all I can tell you about these women.

Meat Loaf
02-17-09, 17:12
¡bienvendos guey puta!

everyone knows that i'm successful. so why did i choose to relocate to nicaragua? us $60,000: the second poorest country within the hemisphere. haiti speaks french and ese idioma no vale verga (that language aint good for sh*t.) pero (but) nicaragua is a spanish-speaking country, por lo tanto aqui estoy (therefore i'm here.)

for us $60,000 everyday is a party! for us $60,000 you're the king protected by armed security!

as a youth i was inspired to pursue latin america based upon a few things:
(1) al pacino in scarface, (2) a la feria de alergria, (3) a la cama de don porcel, (4) them puerto rican girls, (5) those aztecas, and (6) the currency appreciation. hence, i'm here.

spending years in the ghetto- for fun- has gotten old!

my residence: (1) brooklyn hieghts, ny; (2) clear lake & sugar land, tx; (3) lauderhill, fl; (4) alpharetta & cobb county, ga; (5) gold coast, il; (6) condessa, mx; (7) sur de cali, co; and other locations of affluence. this "ghetto-sh*t" aint me. i want to shine!

shine! floss! gloss! i'm a relatively young successful player that wants to spend until the end. you cannot spend to the end and shine while on the grind in nicaragua. panama, si.

marbella: ferrari store; range rover store; armador marina.

this bs is old!

i want to make this money and spend it! i'm a fuck*n capitalist from america so you know i'm ruthless.

even the usa-biggest looser is a success in nicaragua! you can't and aint gonna' change the fabric of the cutt. the only thing that will change is you becoming more and more ghetto for survival.

pimp slapping hoes! back-handing fellas! and always waiting for the extorsion or request for financial compensation.

i move to nicaragua for 1 thing: to outspend and dominate the populace! always on strap, i did exactly that. after approximately 2.5 years in the cutt, on the grind, in the dirty i've tarnished.

i want this money! i got this money! i want to spend this money without the security concerns. actually, it's hard to spend us $100 within 1-day unless you're inviting strangers and other leeches (the populace.)

you can only "fake the funk" for so long. you can only participate on their level for so long. if you are like me, in the major leagues of your profession, then competing in the "[CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134)-wee league" is purely entertainment.

fellas', i'm a cocky, conceided individual that calls a spade a spade.

i recommend the three (3) month tour only! do not live here any longer than that! it's garbage! meat loaf, are you employeed by the ministry of tourism? ¡ chingada no!

meat loaf, are you bitter or stained by nicaragua? no, i'm revealing true facts and realities. those that live here already know, agree, and exist by the bs.

who will you talk to? who are your peers? if you think being a "business owner" means anything, it's worse with them. they want to spend like gringos, but can't. result: you're paying for everything, gringo.

summary: if you want to live your life or expat experience to the fullest, nicaragua is not the place!

meat loaf, will you return to nicaragua? yes, with a privately-employeed army of body guards and more floss than proctor & gamble. why the security? 'cause i'm gonna' shine! us $60,000 is not enough to live in nicaragua correctly.

* follow what i'm writing.*

us $60,000 is not to live in nicaragua attempting to avoid the bs.

i'm talking private planes (beachcraft, cesna, king air;) i'm talking pilot house yacht; i'm talking 24 hour residencial staff; i'm talking armed security for the "haters."

the bs is so abundant in nicaragua that you must leave frequently. you must leave at least monthly to stay sane. flights to other countries with affluance.

for us $1,300 per month rent, i live with the rich! and they aint on my level, per se.

rant over.

Carlos Primeros
02-17-09, 23:10
I am reading your report with interest. Why do you mention 60. 000 USD. Spending money per month? Is that anything special?

I will give Nicaragua a try and will PM you. If you have time, I would appreciate if you give me some introductions. I am looking forward to meet you.

Carlos

Meat Loaf
02-18-09, 07:39
I am reading your report with interest. Why do you mention 60. 000 USD. Spending money per month? Is that anything special?

I will give Nicaragua a try and will PM you. If you have time, I would appreciate if you give me some introductions. I am looking forward to meet you.

Carlos

Carlos,

Meat Loaf posts are a continuous volume of work. One must go back to the beginning of Meat Loaf, August 2007, to follow my train of thought and writing.

Meat Loaf has been on the pursuit, and semi-achieved, of three (3) live-in sex employees at his 4 bedroom rental with inground pool. Total expense / budget is US $60,000 per year.

Fellas', if you plan to monger Managua, please don't contact me at the last minute. Contact me early so we can develop rapport. I don't know you guys and some people don't like the truth I write and may have alterior motives when meeting me. Hence, after I get to know you a bit, we can hang out: In contrast, I meet total strangers and monger with them at introduction.

Meat Loaf
02-18-09, 08:19
If a person is "lucky enough" to have the privlege / talent / ability to earn US US $60,000 and reside in Nicaragua, these are the lifestyle possibilities.

Basically: Imagine having your USA-job, but reside in Nicaragua. Of course, that's almost impossible becuase the salary for almost all manual labor jobs is below US $200 per month. For white collar jobs, and they rarely exist and then you earn up to US $1,000. Of course exceptions exist, but the above is the market price for 90% of the population.

Conclusion: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua. No source of income.
You can only afford to live in the USA. That's your source of income; mode of survival; US $60,000. And I think we can all agree that US $60,000 does not go far.

US $60,000 in the USA / US $5,000 per month:

1 Bedroom Apartment: US $ 800 per month
Utilities (lights, gas, cable, internet, home phone, cellphone): US $200
Food: US $250
Student Loans (Who do you think is in the demographic that earns US $60,000? Uncle Sam actually extended the repayment terms up to 30 years.): US $300 per month for 25 years

Credit Cards: US $200
Car Payment / Lease: US $400
Car Insurance: US $150
Gasoline: US $150
(Police Ticket Fund: (You better believe that the USA extorts drivers via tickets and incarceration for non-payment.) US $20)

Child Support: (Standard rate is 17 - 20% of gross income. This is non-taxable income to the mother (custodial parent.) If you the male want to become the custodial parent, the attorney fee is US 2,000 - US $5,000 cash payment / credit card / possibly payment plan. 'Oh and remember that she or the custodial parent gets to claim the child and receive the deductions valued at US $2,000 - US $3,000 per child. Let's add the numbers: US $60,000 x 20% = US $12,000 or US $1,000 per month.)

Child Visitation: US $200

Dating / Romance (Let's just say 1-date: movies (US $30; TGIFridays dinner and drinks US $50; nightclub US $75; and hopefully sex afterward. And the sad thing is that you earn US $60,000): US $500

Entertainment by Yourself or with the Fellas': US $500
401K / IRA Plan: US $500
Other: US $400

* Compare this USA-lifestyle to the Nicaragua-lifestyle at the same price US $60,000. So having the Playboy Mansion for US $60,000 is better than living in the USA 'cause US $60,000 will have you living in a 1-bedroom and dating at Applebees. LOL. USA #1.*

Conclusion: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua. No source of income.
You can only afford to live in the USA. That's your source of income; mode of survival; US $60,000. And I think we can all agree that US $60,000 does not go far.

Carlos Primeros
02-18-09, 20:45
Sorry that I mis-understood. You put it right. Luckily I am not living in the US. Luckily I do not depend on income I have to physically work for at one place.

I will - if you permit - give you ample warning when I come to Nicaragua.

You are certainly a very interesting guy. I am looking forward seeing you.

Carlos

Meat Loaf
02-19-09, 13:01
Sorry that I mis-understood. You put it right. Luckily I am not living in the US. Luckily I do not depend on income I have to physically work for at one place.

I will - if you permit - give you ample warning when I come to Nicaragua.

You are certainly a very interesting guy. I am looking forward seeing you.

Carlos

Gentlemen like you Carlos, verifty my confidence in [b}International Sex Guide[/B] posters. Lurkers, keep lurking: Lurkers can be found in dark movie theatres, government managed parks, and back alleys. For they are always scared of being seen and find themselves lurking with undesirables.

I hear you on the money tip and geographical dependance.

(My spelling has gotten bad as of recent.)

Adios.

Meat Loaf
02-19-09, 13:25
Grand Pollo has documented the need for security and armed-security when traveling through or visiting certain areas. Where are those areas? Anywhere you go within Nicaragua.

The poverty makes Nicaragua volatile at any given moment: You never know who does not have US $1.50 to eat a four course meal. You never know their economic reality. The one certainty is, "you have more than they have." And the other certainty is, "everyone is poor with the constant financial demands of survival." Conclusion: At anytime you can become a victim and you never know who the perpetrator will be. Gossip Central & Family Survival First. You're a foreigner so go home, go to the ATM, call family in the USA, or whatever; but "we" Nicas only have survival.

Nicaragua is a country where you need to take your security personally.

(1) Immediately upon arrival, go visit the police station and hire a police officer. The USA has anti-bribery laws when overseas, so how you manage compensation is important. Consultancy. The police chief or capitan on payroll will help ensure quality police assistance when required. Otherwise, vete el diablo (go to hell!) Cost: C$ 150 per month, local-pricing.

(2) Get licensed through "temporary resident" visa for a concealed carry handgun. No 51% law exist like Texas and therefore you can enter any lugar with the handgun.

(3) Hire an armed-secuirty firm to guard your property. US $200 per month, per guard.

(4) Hire an armed-security firm to role shotgun with you. US $200 per month, per guard.

(5) or Hire an off-duty police officer. US $100 per month, per guard. (Starting salary for police officers is US $60 per month.)

(6) Hire as many armed guards and off-duty police as you like. My objective is to have a small persoanl army, just like el comandante president Daniel Ortega.

Now, you are protected for the BS. The BS will come and that's a guarantee. Who will help you when the time comes? Your staff! Your friends are questionable. The police will never arrive.

What to avoid is when the barrio teams-up against you and take matters into their hands. Mob violence! Kidnapping you to the police station: They place assailants in the trunk of cars in temperatures over 100 degrees and drive to the police station. Common practice. Common practice also is the police not arriving. If they do, they join-in on the mob violence. And don't forget the media encouraging the nonsense by recording it for later broadcast. It's straight stupid!

This is why you need personal protection. A few gunshots into the air and brandishing arms will calm the mob down.

Hopefully, you see and understand what this post is saying.

Adios.

Meat Loaf
02-19-09, 14:34
Since the last post- check the time- I went to the ATM and got US $500. Watching my back, like always, I returned to my 'hood. What did I see? The police with gun in hand corraling 3 suspects.

Witnesses say that a middle-aged woman was the victim of the three ladrones. But why the lady walked away into the neighborhood while the police guarded the three is unknown.

Police assistance arrived in droves: 1 pick-up to transport, 1 police car, 1 motorcycle with two cops riding, and another motorcycle.

Handcuffs are in rare supply so the police use the chain gang method.

Compared to the USA- masters of enslavement (ie. prison, jail, slavery)- these cops can't police or control the crime scene. With gun in hand he stood, but the suspects were walking, talking, screaming, and other signs of Nicaragua communication (ie. caos.)

Conclusion: You never know what's going to jump off and I was carrying US $500 or the equivalent to 3 - 12 months income. 3 if you have a job, and 12 if you're a ladron.

Read the other Meat Loaf post about the bus robbery at knife-point.

Meat Loaf
02-19-09, 23:36
As I posted last week, when a girl needs money what other choice do they have?

So I know some pandilleros (gangbangers) and one of the pandilleros introduced me to his sister. She's a nice girl with a kid, as usual. She's alright.

Well, she revealed that life is bad right now 'cause she need US $100 for something. What? Don't even ask: They always need money for something.

This is just another example of how abundant a*s is here in Nicaragua if you have money: You can't afford to live in Nicaragua 'cause you'll spend all of your money and have 0% ability to make / earn money.

I thought about it, but my standard payput is US $7.50 for a*s and I don't need the pandillero drama caused by her emotions and future monetary needs.

Meat Loaf
02-23-09, 12:45
Just so you can understand the "strangeness" and reality of Nicaragua, I'll reveal this truth.

Bilingual employees have the best chance at success (financial, which equates to social) within society. Exempt are those of privlege like Casa Pelas, Herty, Ortega, etcetera.

The majority of bilingual citizens are deported from the U.S.A. If this a fair statement? Yes! For employment one must live in Nicaragua: The Nicaraguan-nationals that speak English may reside and maintain agency in Miami. So for the most part, Bilingual Nicaragua living in Nicaragua = Deportee from the U.S.A.

As discussed previously, the deported persons were either convicted of a (1) violent crime, or (2) drug charge; served state of federal prison time; and were deported at the end of their sentence. (Of course, one can get deported for a myriad of reasons, but we're speaking about the majority of deportation cases.)

These criminals return to Nicaragua after living / learning / experiencing the "World's #1 Crime Market"- the U.S.A. For they've learned alot about crime and attempted to reach criminal success while "visiting" the U.S.A.

Now, they are "back at home" after 10 - 20 years; living with family; relying upon other family members to financially support them. But wait, they speak accented of non-accented English.

Nicaraguan call centers give these deportees the opportuntity to earn up to US $1,000 per month in compensation. This ganancia in a country where the average monthly income is US $100. The deported criminals from the world's #1 employment market are the financial successes of Nicaragua! The average Joe admires their earning capabilities. The average Joe is 100% of Nicaragua: The success in society aren't really competitively successful, but recipients of nepotism and other protectionist policies, both in family and business.

So you have one society's rejects as another society's successes!

P.S. The average hourly Nicaraguan wage for bilingual call center is US $3 per hour, while in the U.S.A. the bilingual call center agent would earn US $7 per hour. Or English-speaking only agents earn US $7 per hour. For the most part, the same telemarkter in U.S.A. earning US $7 is the same-type of person earning US $3 in Nicaragua. High turnover, criminal convictions, drug usage, lack of education, etcetera.

Meat Loaf
02-23-09, 18:38
What motivates one to relocate to Nicaragua is the appearance of a cheap existence or entry, but it's expensive.

Everyday people ask you for money, a loan, to purchase something used, to pawn something, a gift, or some other form of monetary exchange with little consideration (something in exchange.)

I was amazed last week when someone presented their resume with documentation to me. It only took him 2.5 years. Too bad for him that my Nicaraguan party is coming to an end.

So I scheduled an interview with this college graduate who owns a Comida Nica food stand. The day of the interview he did not arrive. When I saw him later that day I asked, "what happened?" He replied the number #1 Nicaraguan excuse: "El Nino esta infermo" (my child is sick.)

These Ninos Nicas are weak! They go to the doctor for anything! How this is possible when every block has an over-the-counter pharmacy is amazing. Self-medicate!

So I revealed to this applicant that while he was nursing the nino, I was making US $300 before lunch; ate lunch at the brothel; returned to the executive desk and made another US $300; and picked-up another US $300 overnight. Within 24 hours since his scheduled interview I had earned US $1,000. This was revealed as normal conversation.

The next morning he arrived early for our re-scheduled interview. I blew his mind away with the employment opportunity. I disclosed to him that within 18-months he should earn US $100,000 per year. In fact, that's the production quota to stay employed. He left the interview with his mind f*cked.

Today, I made a run to the store and the request came: The nino is sick and needs medicine. US $100. ¡Por favor! I don't give loans especially for illness. Sometimes the neighborhood knocks upon my door with a similar story and they recieve a similar "no." Inconvient!

So, the request for you to earn money to give to them is constant. But when you need something where are they? And they live with up to ten (10) people within the same house.

You can run, but you can't hide the constant "sobb stories" and requests for money while in Nicaragua.

Meat Loaf
02-25-09, 03:34
Does Meat Loaf have nothing else to do other than post on International Sex Guide? If your focus was getting some a*s and not reading about me getting a*s then you would post too!

I cleaned house on the vagabundas living with me for the past few weeks. With the economy going south and the massive layoffs in your neighborhood, I decided to ease my sex-employee payroll. Therefore, I've been "Doing it Alone" for the past five days: Just Meat Loaf and his security remain after the layoffs.

Running an Excel Spreadsheet really puts expenses into focus. I can get more p*ssy in the USA for free than I can purchase in Nicaragua! What? How is that possible Meat Loaf when ass cost US $7.50 per polvo? SImple. I pay US $0.00.

Baboso!

Stop Lying! Everyone pays! Wrong! I purchase "props" and not time. The "props" last longer and attract more bait.

Leased Car: US $700 per month.
Value: Anyone that reads the car emblem.

Where am I driving her? To my house!

Anyway, I was at the brother for the past two days comtemplating whom I wanted to make my sex-employee! Understand: The brothel is nothing more than a supermarket of p*ssy for sale per hour (hourly wage) or salary (weekly compensation.) Which is more secure for her? Remember, she's a woman and they like security!

But after two years of living with over 13 women, sometimes in groups of three, I've worn tired! I don't want to purchase "used brothel property" anymore. I'd rather purchase "non-pro" and do the same thing!

So, I returned home and opened my front door and windows. Listening to music I attracted the attention of a 19 yo. I shouted her name. She responded. She was invited into my living room and accepted. I was shocked: The lure of free shit is too much to refuse for Nicaraguans!

What just happened?

This girl remembered me from somewhere local. Unlike you old Gringos that gain confidence preying upon "teenies," I do not. Her age is of little interest except to explore in search of your facination.

Negotiations were help concerning her employment and compensation was agreed. Amount: Too respectful to quote, but suffice it to say I'm being charged per second and 30-minutes like you guys.

What should I do? Do I even want to deal with more chicas right now?

I'm accustomed to having orgasms up to 7 times per day. 3 orgasms are oral and 4 are vaginal or anal!

How many do you get per day?

¡Pobrecito!

Whe will find out in the near future what transpires.

How great is Nicaragua when you can open your front door and purchase some new ass from sidewalk vendors. Door to door sales!

Where do you live?

Meat Loaf
02-26-09, 14:29
It's not hard! Annually, over 50 million "tourists" visit the USA, legally. The total USA population is 300 million.

Why continue to hold USA citizenship when you can simply visit like everyone else? Why continue to be a subject to the most litigated society in the history of world: The USA has the most intrusive and dominant laws on nationals abroad than any other country! If you reside overseas it makes 0% sense. Why continue to pay IRS 1040 taxes, plus corporate taxes, plus property taxes (primary residence,) plus social security taxes, etcetera?

Yes, I, Meat Loaf, provides immigration commentary too. What is it that Meat Loaf does not do?

With over 50 visas available from the USA, it's not hard, just choose one.

Non-Immigrant Visas
(temporary travelers to the U.S.A.)

Trade Visas for Canadian and Mexican Citizens, and their Spouse, and Child(ren)

Tourist; International Cultural Exchange Visitors, and their Spouse and Child(ren)

Foreign Government & International Organization Officials, Employees, Immediate Family Member(s,) and Staff

Business, Investor, Intracompany Transferee, Entertainers, Students, Temporary Workers, and their Spouse, and Child(ren)

Finace(e) / Spouse and of USA Citizen, and Minor Child(ren) of the Finance(e) / Spouse

Immigrant Visas
(those seeking permanent residency)

Spouse, Unmarried Children under 21, Parents, and Siblings of USA Citizens

Employment

Investors

Spouses of a Deceased International Organization Employee(s)

Diversity Immigrant

The USA is the world's supermarket! And like el mercado oriental, everything is available.

Any global citizen can "work / earn profits" in the USA! Only global citizens that want to become "employees" are truly tested. (B1 - B2 visa / Green Card which is valid for 10 years.) For the most part, all of the "benefits" / access available to USA citizens are available to global citizens.

The USA is the supermarket! Where you reside (primary residence) is the option. Same for citizenship!

Unless you're a government employee of the USA, you're association carries little weight. In social circles, people may get impressed from the endless years of watching Hollywood's entertainment product being sold around the world. In business, people will expect more money from you on investments. But in the real world, your USA citizenship makes 0% different. In case of emergency, they may provide limited assistance: In case of emergency it always comes down to the risk management parameters you, personally, have in place. This holds true within the USA too.

In summary, one does not need to hold USA citizenship to experience / reside / benefit / financially exploit the USA. It's the world's supermarket.

Meat Loaf
02-26-09, 14:58
Fact: Gringos never visit overseas!

Expats throughout Latin America know this for fact that American never visit and never will!

When you move to Latin America, you are moving into a "brand new life." Your American friends, family, and associates will not visit!

Are you strong enough?

They expect you to visit them in the USA where it's successful.

You will be residing in the new home-country excited, but the above will not and do not share your enthusiasm. They can't understand! They don't want to understand! The world's are too distant. They are "slaves to the USA system of consumerism" and don't know that the other 97% of the world lives abroad.

You cannot think nor worry about them. Instead, you must start your quest immediately for like-minded internationalists. You've been promoted when you become an expat!

In conversation with Gringos residing in the USA with little or 0% experience overseas, just keep it simple. They will not understand! They don't want to!

This is fact: Sure some exceptions exist where Gringos visit other Gringos overseas, but only at bonafide USA tourist destinations (ie. Rio de Janiero, Cancun, Acapulco, Costa Rica, Panama, Puerto Rico, Rep. Dominican.) That's pretty much it.

Gringos will go visit Europe: America Jr.

So, if you're comtemplating becoming an expat, understand this fact: You USA life will not translate in Latin America.

So, if you already live overseas (expat,) then you agree and understand what I write.

Truth of the matter is: Expats understand your mental deficiency and move-on with their lives never thinking about you and your ignorance (lack of knowledge.) And hopefully, these expats don't live in one of the above locations where Gringos visit with such ignorance for 7-day vacations. (Sure, if you live in a vacation spot they will visit 'cause that's free room-and-board!) Mamones!

Meat Loaf
02-26-09, 16:49
Meat Loaf's 10 Steps

* As I scribe this post, I relax watching videos with my new ayudante que tiene 19. ¿Y Vos? ¡Vos No Tiene Nada, Pinche Baboso! *

(1.) Incorporate your company within the USA.

(2.) Establish a parent company offshore to hold the shares.

(3.) Build the company infrastrucuture. How many years will it take? Variable. Real Men = Real Results, not credit card living!

ISG is not about fantasy, but about real-life results / expereinces. Am I correct Jackson?

(4.) Replicate subsidiaries throughout all countries that present similar opportunities.

(5.) Bang b*tches in every country as you collect payment!

How are you living now? (US $60,000 per annum.)

(6.) What's your disposable income / cost of living requirement? Be true to yourself: Be realistic to your persona.

(7.) How much do you want to collect in yearly sales?

(8.) What country do you want to explore?

(9.) What good / service / talent / etcetera do you want to provide?

(10.) Dice Gracias a Meat Loaf.

Meat Loaf
02-26-09, 18:27
Those readers of "American Escape Artisit" or something like that know and remember Prior- 9-11.

The days of readily available passports and citizenships: 2nd Citizenships!

Well, 09-11-2001 changed the game. No longer are 2nd citizenships available from the retail shelves of the world. Real Money like US $50 Million can change minds!

How much do you have?

Me too! LOL.

Now, one must "put in work!" Grind! Get in the Cutt, or should I write "Gutts?"

Real Quick:

Nicargaun Passport is valuable! You can enter over 120 Countries without Visa Stamp.

The world has 224 countriess! ¡Guey Puta!

Nicaragua is developing nicely throughout the global circles / community!

¡Hay Beneficios!

¡Hay Mierda!

¡Hay Bastante Huevos, Cabron!

Taxation: 15% Gross.

Corporate / Citizenship.

¡Grite a Nicaragua!

Prior to 09-11-2001, Nicaragua was a second passport haven just like the (1) Cayman Islands; (2) Isle of Man; (3) Suriname; (4) Panama; (5) and todo el mundo financiera!

Much education I know, but that's what you're here for, correct?

How do you want to live? Where do you want to live as a primary residence, and secondary home?

Front page advertisement of the above benefits justifies the value of Nicaraguan Citizenship / Passport (5 years.)

What value did that bachelors' degree produce? And how much is your debt?

Get smart! Stop el chupe! Get wise and come to Nicaragua, money-in-hand and "blow this motherf*cker up" with armed-security, for your security!

Tiny 12
02-26-09, 21:02
Why continue to hold USA citizenship when you can simply visit like everyone else? Why continue to be a subject to the most litigated society in the history of world: The USA has the most intrusive and dominant laws on nationals abroad than any other country! If you reside overseas it makes 0% sense. Why continue to pay IRS 1040 taxes, plus corporate taxes, plus property taxes (primary residence,) plus social security taxes, etcetera?

In summary, one does not need to hold USA citizenship to experience / reside / benefit / financially exploit the USA. It's the world's supermarket.

If you don't have a lot of assets or income, what you say is true. If you do have significant assets or income, they will make it very difficult on you. First, a law went on the books around 1996 that would bar you from ever returning to the U.S., unless the attorney general allows you to. This law to date has not been enforced. Furthermore, this last summer, Congress passed and the president signed into a law an exit tax. You will have to pay a tax on the difference between the current value of all your assets and your cost basis in those assets. Unless you are liquid, that is, unless you have a lot of cash, it's possible you can't afford to expatriate. If you spend over a specified amount of time in the U.S., which I think varies from 30 days per year to 180 days per year depending on when you expatriated, you will be taxed on your worldwide income as if you were a U.S. citizen.

If you've got money, the U.S. govt. is going to make damn sure they're going to get their cut, regardless of whether you leave the country or you die. After Obama's tax hikes, that will be 39.6% of whatever you make every year plus 45% of whatever is left over after you die. And that doesn't include state income tax, state death taxes, social security taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, etc., etc.

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 14:19
If you don't have a lot of assets or income, what you say is true. If you do have significant assets or income, they will make it very difficult on you. First, a law went on the books around 1996 that would bar you from ever returning to the U.S., unless the attorney general allows you to. This law to date has not been enforced. Furthermore, this last summer, Congress passed and the president signed into a law an exit tax. You will have to pay a tax on the difference between the current value of all your assets and your cost basis in those assets. Unless you are liquid, that is, unless you have a lot of cash, it's possible you can't afford to expatriate. If you spend over a specified amount of time in the U.S., which I think varies from 30 days per year to 180 days per year depending on when you expatriated, you will be taxed on your worldwide income as if you were a U.S. citizen.

If you've got money, the U.S. govt. is going to make damn sure they're going to get their cut, regardless of whether you leave the country or you die. After Obama's tax hikes, that will be 39.6% of whatever you make every year plus 45% of whatever is left over after you die. And that doesn't include state income tax, state death taxes, social security taxes, property taxes, sales taxes, etc., etc.

Hi Tiny 12,

Thanks for the contribution.

I personally keep everything liquid. I never invest / purchase "hard assets." I'm a paper-guy! It's not my personality.

Yes, the USA is serious about getting their money from their subjects.

It appears that your first few sentences are referring to "capital flight" or are you referring to expats nots being able to get tourist visas to the USA?

The accounting you mention is the case since all of the "player haters" that think they are entitled to a job started complaining about multi-national conrporations. Gringos, stop living lives you can't afford based on credit cards (future indebtedness.) Like Nicas, they want other to take the risk; make the sacrifice; and provide them with employment security. (Aside: When the market prices fall, only these dumb asses think it's negative, but it's nothing more than short-side. Cry all day long, while your portfolio get's transferred to the person that took the risk! 'Oh your 401K has been cut by 50% in four months: What? You want all of the upside, but 0% of the downside? Figures: Gringos.)

LOL: It's more than possible that most people can immigrate anywhere. Where you're born, you'll die: You role as a "citizen" of your country is to be a subject to the country's politicians and their codifications: Compulsary military service as one. Tine 12, are you referring to corporations leaving the USA or citizens changing citizenship?

That "time-in-country" of 30 -180 days is harsh! F*ck it, I'll just walk across the Canadian-USA border avoiding border patrol or maybe the Mexican-USA border: It obviously isn't hard if 10 million people are in the USA without border patrol (customs) authorization.

I'm not an immigration attorney, but obviously one must be consulted before these extreme measures are realized.

Obama taxes: That's what I'm saying. If someone can justify what makes the USA such a great place to maintain citizenship or residency, I'm would like to know. The entire world has "transparent access" to the USA, so....

Lastly, what arbitrary figure would you say is "a lot of money" for this discussion.

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 14:30
I knew she wouldn't last! Why? She's Caballa.

As a good jefe, I offered her creature comforts, but she never endulged.

I spoke with her very frankly about the job duties and environment.

I knew she wouldn't last so I paid her salary, US $5, daily for the 8-hour shift she performed. After two days, she did not return.

No big deal: I've replaced her for Monday.

In Nicaragua, nobody has a job; nobody truly wants a job; and the far majority of females are caballa, while the males are too far behind.

P.S. I didn't even pursue having sex with her 'cause she had zero to contribute in personality, conversation, ideas, etcetera.

Caballa.

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 14:37
Caballo(a). noun. male / female. Used to describe a male / female who resembles a horse in thought.

Point-and-Go.

They can only see what's before their eyes. They can only do what has been expressly detailed to them. They have very little independant thoughts and only to do what is told to them.

In Nicaragua, the far majority of females are caballa. In Nicaragua, the males aren't too far behind. Why? Lack of development in the area of critical thinking. This is manifested in "Nicaragua Dispute Resolution."

"Nicaraguan Dispute Resolution" is screaming, attracting attention, enciting the crowd, and physical violence or threats. Communication as we've maintained on this thread is non-existent.

If you want a "lap dog," Nicaragua is the place for you: Drew Peterson has already booked his ticket!

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 15:16
So, you finally came up with the courage to leave North America para la Republica de Nicaragua Central America. Congratulations (Felicitaciones.)
Transferring "goods" from the USA like a t-shirt, compact disc, or anything physical is costly!

Nicaragua - USA:

Fed-X: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.

DHL: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.

UPS: US $43 per 2-pound. 5-day delivery.

USA-Nicaragua:

UPS: US $63 per 2-pound. Two-day delivery only.


How many physical goods will you receive from North America at those prices, plus purchase price. Nicaraguan products are low-quality and require constant repair. Hence, every block has 1- 3 hardware stores.

Can you afford to live in Nicaragua? Of course, your other option is to use shipping containers like at the Port of Long Beach, of Port of Houston, or Port of Miami. You know, those ports where Carnival Cruise Lines docks their vessels. Vale: US $3 - 5,000 per container.

Great, so now you're involved in the international import - export business just to receive the purchases that you are accustom to in the USA. Even with credit cards, can you afford the aforementioned?

In Nicaragua, you, the resident, must build your very own infrastructure for everything! Food (source of income,) electricity, law enforcement, freight forwarding, etcetera.

This is not the country for those that can't pursue life 100% independantly, and the far majority of the world's population cannot! That's okay: It's just not for you, just like f*cking 30 different per month at the monthly expense of US $220 is not for you either! Really, it's ok!

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 19:18
I've detailed the Nicaraguan work ethic. "Tj Texan" has documented the Nicaraguan work ethic. Now, I'll present further evidence:

She stopped by this morning, although it's Saturday: Work-week is Monday through Friday.

"Dame un favor..."

I only want the US $5 that was my daily salary. I understand that yesterday I did no work, but that's because I came to work late and found the door closed and lights turned off. I wanted to work yesterday, but only showed up late for my third day. Nonetheless, "dame un favor y dame el US $5 anyway!"

No! Good Luck.

Can I come to work on Monday? No, Good Luck!

There are lots of jobs out there (LOL), go get another! It's easy!

Ok, that's cool. I just stopped by to ask you to give me US $5 just to it.

Lesson: (1) Don't waste your time explaining; (2) listening; or (3) allowing them to utilize your electricity (lights, computer, music, air conditioning, oscillating fan, chair, sofa, etcetera.) Instead, tell security to provide the standard, every "employee" response.

Of course, she went home and took care of her nina. This same nina was sick on her first day of work, but she was able to make it to work anyway. On her first day she wanted to ask for money, a salary advance, but I beat her to it by paying her at the end of each workday.

YOU CANNOT BUY ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS: YOU CAN ONLY LIVE THIS COMEDY.

Meat Loaf
02-28-09, 19:38
On January 1, 2009, I detailed how I was "husteled" out of approximately US $50 or so for Year 2009 in Nicaragua. One of the "hustlers" got me for C$ 500- Big Money, US $25. The sad thing is, I showed him a path to riches.

So, Union Fenosa (the #2 or #3 electricity company in Spain) cut the lights off on a neighbor for lack of payment. How much in lack? It doesn't matter: ¡un peso es un peso y podria morrir por la falta de un peso, guey puta!

How embarrassing and fodder for community gossip, the lack of electricity is.

"Mr. Electrician" bellowed through the crowd that he could restore the lights for the small charge of C$50 or US $2.50. This is the standard rate for someone to connect or re-connect your lights to the electricity pole.

The electricty pole has its wires and cords and boxes about 30 feet in the air.
The electricity poles don't have built-in laddres. The electricity poles are usually resting upon concrete sidewalks and curbs.

Those that have ladders, neighborhood "Mr. Fix-Its," make wooden ladders about 10 feet high. Some are 15 feet long. Those that have metal ladders are true professional manual laborers.

With the power lines 30 feet high, "Mr Electrician" needed to fuse or "nail" two ladders together. "Mr. Electrician" is a neighborhood errand runner. Remember how he got me for US $25 to purchase cigarettes. No Habia Cambio.

He nailed the two ladders together. Two vagos aided as he propped-up the ladder to the electric pole. Nicaraguan communication was had: Yelling, arms flaring, "puta," "guey puta," and other forms of discourse were held.

"Mr. Electrician" started to climb the ladder, and I turned my head and walked away.

Why should / would I stay? When he falls, they're gonna' ask me for a favor (ie. to pay for the taxi to the hospital or even the hospital bill.) Who else has money and the nino od 28 years old es enfermo.

THE FOOLISHNESS DOES NOT END!

Tiny 12
02-28-09, 21:20
Meat Loaf, I was only referring to individuals, not to corporations. The Reed Amendment to the Immigration act of 2006 bars re-entry to the U.S. of former citizens who expatriated for a principal tax avoidance purpose in the opinion of the Attorney General. At the time, I believe the government considered people with income greater than $100,000 or net worth greater than $500,000 to have expatriated for tax avoidance. But I don't know what criteria the Attorney General would use now to determine whether someone expatriated for tax avoidance if he starts to enforce the law.

With regard to the exit tax, people who make over $125,000 or have assets in excess of $2 million are subject to that.

Hope that answers your questions.

Meat Loaf
03-01-09, 09:42
Meat Loaf, I was only referring to individuals, not to corporations. The Reed Amendment to the Immigration act of 2006 bars re-entry to the U.S. of former citizens who expatriated for a principal tax avoidance purpose in the opinion of the Attorney General. At the time, I believe the government considered people with income greater than $100,000 or net worth greater than $500,000 to have expatriated for tax avoidance. But I don't know what criteria the Attorney General would use now to determine whether someone expatriated for tax avoidance if he starts to enforce the law.

With regard to the exit tax, people who make over $125,000 or have assets in excess of $2 million are subject to that.

Hope that answers your questions.

That's what I'm saying, more control over their subjects!

If Gringos weren't already scared to leave the USA, they surely are scared now! "You mean, I'll never be able to return to the USA to visit friends, family, etcetera?" It obviously isn't where you want to be if you are reading Meat Loaf posts with such dedication: International Sex Guide is about globalism.

US $100,000 aint sh*t! Wow, US $8,500 per month. Depending upon your geographic location, you may not be able to survive.

Harry Reed: That land deal; that Limbaugh letter; that pork he just wrote into the "Spend-a-lus Bill."

Gringos think the USA is the end-all. What's worse are those Gringos (ie. judges, legislators, law enforcement) that have never traveled beyond the USA shores; hold animous and predjudice against foreign countries, especially Latin America; and perpetuate this "jealousy" in their control over your person, property, and freedom (ie. injuctions, court supervision, liquidation, economic ability test, passport revocation.)

* It's 2:30 a.m. and a group of 13 year olds and younger are walking down my street in route to somewhere: Los ninos. And they call themselves parents. *

Fortunately for you Gringos, nobody has a net worth of US $500,000. Fact: Most Gringos are [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor and fake success by using consumer credit! They are lucky if they have US $5,000 net worth.

Net worth = assets - liabilities

Homework Assignment: Read the IRS tax filings for 2007 and see the income(s) of the USA population. It's the truth and not Hollywood. You Gringos attempting to immitate Hollywood do and have done more damage to the world's education of USA financial realities than any anti-USA trade policy ever could.

Gringos think that cash advances, and 401K / IRA early withdrawls, and second mortgages, and more credit is actually net worth. They consider themselves successful if someone grants them credit. And to make matters worse, these "financially ignorant" Gringos think business credit is like receiving that credit card at age 18.

Homework Assignment: Read the census bureaus 2004 supplement of the USA education per zip code / city / state and learn that even the USA only has a 20% post-secondary student / graduate population. And the USA is so smart!

¡No me mames!

Meat Loaf
03-01-09, 09:50
The best money spent for US $3.25, prime-time adult rate! Popcorn, soda, nachos, hot dog, candy value pack is US $5.

Most of the Hollywood releases are played at the theatres here. About 6 theatres exist. Movies from Latin America and the USA are shown: English words, Spanish subtitles is the common format.

The chair recline, have cup holders and food trays, and are nicely air conditioned. Sometimes too much air conditioning.

A Nicaraguan date to the movies is under US $15, for the same Hollywood release compared to the USA price of US $10 per ticket, US $10 -20 for refreshments.

Call me "Siskel & Ebert" from all the movies I Hollywood movies I watch here!

Meat Loaf
03-01-09, 10:38
every now and then one must remind themselves that only haiti is worse within this hemisphere and only african countries are worse, globally! sometimes it's hard to imagine, but those daily requests for money keep it in the forefront of one's mind. this poverty is real! but i don't give a f*ck!

why so harsh meat loaf? 'cause these motherf*ckers made their beds, and i'm going to allow them to lay in it! aint no "captain save-a-hoe or save-a-bro" here, although that's what everyone wants, expects, and will try to extort from you. this holds true throughout latin america: ¡somos pobre!

this is how it goes in nicaragua:

(1) no infrastructure exists for the citizens. if you want infrastructure you must purchase it yourself. (ie. education, electricity, employment, etcetera.)

(2) nobody has the money to purchase infrastructure 'cause nobody cares to work, so they survive / subsistence employment. survival: food, clothing, shelter, and health. tj texan and i have detailed how "health" is the dominant thought: el nino esta enfermo; estoy enfermo; la abuela esta enfermo; y mas babosidades.

(3) nobody wants to invest in themselves nor their future! they want regalos.

(4) girls sit at home all day. guys sit at home all day. mom sits at home all day. the father is always absent: where are the fathers? they live at home with mommy under the same conditions. abuela sits at home all day. abuelo is sitting under somebody's roof too. they always talk / find one "sucker-ass family member" to work full-time, and wear him down. this "pendejo" is the sole source of income besides the occasionaly prostitution and constant requests for money, from you. from who? everyone they encounter!

(5) sitting around all day is the life. gossipping about you is their pasatiempo. watching telenovelas is their job!

(6) bored and with more "useless bodies" than the unemployment office available, the girl decides to get pregnant. by whom? cualquiera. ese vago; ese cliente; mi amor del ayer; mi marido, etcetera. by whom? whoever.

* just 'cause a girl can have a baby don't mean sh*t to me! that's no sign of womanhood. they think so: what else does the girl have to do? what else can the girl do to exhibit success in her life? the b*tch aint successful. in fact, she's a looser 'cause of the conditions she became pregnant under and for the lifestyle she's created for the child. *

* on the same token, the guys have nothing to show as their achievement in life other than visiting brothels to watch girls they can't afford at us $7.50 per ejaculation.*

(7) financially supporting the nino is never a consideration. why not? they've been able to survive for their entire lives, the entire houshold. only one or luckily two people work, but the other 6 adults within the home are like 7-up: never have, never will! somehow, "por a dios," they survive.
your dime = their time.

(8) how will the baby eat? the father will not support the child! why not? he has no job either. the baby will survive the first four years from breast feeding. disposable [CodeWord131] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131) are not used. daycare is not required since they never leave the home for work. and there is always somebody available to provide daycare. in fact, it's common for the girl to produce a baby, give it to the household, and go live at the brothel or some guy's home (ie. prostitution.)

* the nino is always sick and always their excuse for money! i don't give a f*ck about your nino and the conditions you exist under, which are the above. *

(9) assuming the household can scrape-up c$ 500, us $25, per month, per child, the nino could attend school for a brief period of time. if the household can't, the nino needs to hit the street in search of work. at what age meat loaf? 5 years of age and above for poverish families, and age 12 for "middle-class." affluent families complete high school and study at one of the many "universitities."

(they call themselves institutions of higher learning. i had a meating with such director / owner of a university and of course this fool talked stupid: he asked me to finance his school with another us $5 million. yeah right. i can create, get licensed, and employ a university for a few tens of thousand dollars! i'm sure of that! they care so little about the students that they do not have a "career center." even the school administration knows that no jobs exist for their students, but they'er selling time / dreams / and the opportunity to leave the crowded house.)

(10) with no education anywhere to be found. with never having witnessed achievement or aspirations or personal-responsiblity, the nino's references are the above nonsense.

(11) the nino has been trained to believe this "train of thought" is okay. the nino, female, gets pregnant at age 15 - 19, and repeats the cycle. the nino, boy, gets a girl pregnant and remains under his mommies house. the couple refers to each other as marido (husband) y esposa (wife.)

(12) the requests for money soon follows. access to us $25 or c$500 is big money, and they will always "burn their bridges," but return expecting you to reconstruct the bridge they destroyed!

(13) the girls will be a grandmother at age 35 and repeat the "cycle of poverty" for two more generations.

this is nicaragua!

Meat Loaf
03-02-09, 03:57
I told 'yall fellas' to hide the white women, but did you listen? No! ¡Y ahorra tengo mi chelita! ¿Y Vos? ¡Vos no tiene nada ni nadie, guey puta! ¿Porque? The reason is you are not in Nicaragua, you dumb S.O.B. Buy your plane ticket, but only after you pay Jackson and International Sex Guide US $20 for the education Jackson has allowed you to earn via Meat Loaf posts! International Sex Guide.

When I enter the social scene the b*tches get hungry and horny: I swing wieght por plata o polvo. (I got two chavas watching me as I listen to this Brazilian Funk, Funk Prohibido. This is ass for the future. 1-age 18 and the other 23.)

She's wide open!

¿Mandé? ¡Ella esta abierto, guey!

¿Para quien?

¡Soy yo: ¡Soy ese man, colchon!

She arrives tomorrow at 0800 to get f*cked all day long! She earned two nutts today within 60-minutes, 80% dick performance.

What are you working with? 1-800-RENT-A-DICK.

Tittie milk.

Asshole: Tossed Salad.

Phat P*ssy Lips.

Wet, Meaty P*ssy for Meat Loaf: Her Florita has been parched from the lack of real Meat and Moisture! I know because she told me so: How did she tell you that her p*ssy was parched, Meat Loaf. (Meat Loaf, no me mames, guey.) (1) Her admiring the d*ck after the two nutts I gave her. (2) Her saying with enthusiasm that she'll be over at 0800 hrs. (3) Her jumping all over this dick during conversation: I tell the girls how I'm going to f*ck them and they are going to enjoy their orgasms. The rest is just d*ck! (4) And other tale-tell signs of good d*ck.

Only years of d*ck popularity and respect earns you instant, permanent p*ssy. And she's white! Like North America, 65% of the white girls want to and f*ck Black guys, quietly. Nicaragua is HEAVEN for Black Guys!

10% of Nicaragua is Black just like USA. The difference: USA Racism against Black (Africans) was perpetual, foreever. Aca, the Spaniards used the "We're all (the country's name,) not Indian, African, European, etcetera. Result: Latin America thinks that every citizen is the same, but they know better as evidenced by the country's leadership and middle-class. It was real simple, and still is to a degree, in the USA. It is the Black Man Attraction and Envy and Anymous and 500 Year Legacy that draws all women to Black Men.

It is the taboo. It is the violence. Violence against the people for 500 years, and hoy, and violence in the streets (ie. criminal stereotype.)

Between this and good d*ck, I score everytime!

I'm going to wear this skinny, white, lactating mother out!

What are going to do this week? S.O.S.?

Meat Loaf
03-03-09, 14:30
What was I thinking? I thought I was special in the eyes of a prostitute. I'm stupid! Many may agree and find pleasure in that simple two word sentence.

Snow White from yesterday never made it to "F*ck Fest March 1, 2009." Where was she? At the brothel. The sad thing is I called that b*tch twice costing me a total of US $0.50. And worse, I gave the b*tch a US $5 propina after those two nutts.

She's relatively new at the brothel which means everyone is jumping on her, literaly. She's gaining lots of success currently: Daily earnings for her are US $25 or C$500 for her 8-hour prostitution shift.

The b*tch was trying to hide or maybe she was focused on that Gringo customer who banged her twice and bought Pizza Hut. BIG SPENDED IN MANAGUA. I think they even went to the hotel afterwards. Nonetheless, I played myself in thinking I was special.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Others.

Maybe I'l get payback and perform anal sex on the skinny with the assistance of Viagra. That should wake her up. Or maybe I should keep my US $7.50 in my wallet. So many sexual choices in Nicargua, so few customers! God Is Good!

Meat Loaf
03-03-09, 14:44
nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!

tj texan has documented this fact. meat loaf has documented this fact.

they want, expect, and anticipate someone to provide for them, survival.

this place is nothing but b*llshit! there is a reason, other than history, why these voludos are in the position they hold.

they can starve to death: podria morir por hambre. ni me importa.

they don't want to do anything, but reap the rewards.

they wil attempt to use their proprietory network (ie. gossip) to influence your actions. to "peer pressure" you into taking care of them (mantener.) (remember: who are your peers in nicaragua? so their opinion carries zero value 'cause they too are los vagobundos y voludos.

Meat Loaf
03-03-09, 15:01
She caught a sucker. He caught himself another opportunity to "play victim." They pursue this drama together.

"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" travels the world in pursuit of mantener!
He's financially supported vagabundas all over the world. He's even gone as far as to marry these "pobrecitas." "Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" is now in Nicaragua. (You need to learn and will learn the word mantener.)

Like horse-and-buggy, he pulls all of the weight, while she and her passengers sit in comfort. Depending upon the mule / horse / "Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" she can ride first-class or just coach / economy, his.

In Nicaragua you should expect to pull the weight (financially supporting) of at least 4 people, 2 of which are adults! Those with more strength; those pursuing the thoughts of a horse can expect; will be told to pull more weight. At times, el caballo may pull upwards to twenty people!

DAMN! "Say it aint so, Joe?"

Parties, Sweet 16, Family Outings, Funerals, el nino esta enfermo, etcetera. Like cockroaches, they all appear. And like a good horse, he continues to pull the weight, or at least until she retires him (ie. divorce, court-enforced child support.)

Go Caballo Go!

Meat Loaf
03-03-09, 15:45
Everyday the sun rises at 0530 and sets at 1730. Everyday!
Everyday the weather is 35 / 95 degrees. Everyday!

1. Arise from bed / hammock / cot at 0530.
2. Get dressed.
3. Go to la venta at purchase food (bread, leche, huevos) at 0600.
4. Sweep the porch until 0630.
5. Walk the kids of the house to school for 0700.
6. Return to the home shared with other non-aspiring adults and "trapped" children.
7. Watch las noticias en Canal 10, Canal 8, and other programs from their non-cable provided television.
8. Sit around talking with family members of the house. The same people you've seen everyday of your life(ves.)
9. Clean the house with the mop and azetin. Make the beds. Wipe dust from the windows.
10. The time is now 1100 hours. Go to the venta to purchase food for lunch at 1200.
11. Cook food. Listen to music (Aventura, Vicente Fernandez, Reggaeton de Hoy por la radio, 80s USA pop music.) Watch Canal 2 o Canal 10.
12. Either wait for the nino to return home from school or go meet the nino at school. If the other ninos attend school in the afternoon, they may be walked to school.

(Two track system: 0700 - 1200 hours; and 1200 - 1700 hours. 4 days per week (They call that school.) Sometimes, for high school, you can attend on Saturdays Only. Of course, everyone wants to send their nino to private school that compares to Detroit's Public School System of 60% Drop Out Rate. The alternative is Government Provided Schooling, finally. It didn't exist before the Sandanistan Government. Literacy shot up and is relatively high compared to Dictatorship Rule.)

13. Sit around some more after lunch (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: Vale US $1.50 per plate, retail.)

14. Watch telenovelas while sitting around. The time is now 1400 hours.
15. Sit around some more, maybe outside the house with neighbors.
16. Go to the venta to purchase dinner (rice, beans, plantain, tortilla, cabbage, meat, soda: Vale US $1.50 per plate, retail.)
17. Watch or listen to the telenovelas (Decisiones, Sexto Sentido, Laura Leon.)
18. Wait for the nino to get home at 1700 hours.
19. Watch las noticias en Canal 8 o Canal 10. The time is now 1700 - 1800 hours.
20. Sit around some more. Maybe on the block or at a neighbors house. The neighbor is doing the exact same thing- NOTHING!
21. Getting tired, they retire for the evening at 2100 hours.

Appendix:

The nino's schedule of school may be substituted for work. At what age? As young as required for survival: Food, clothing, shelter, and health.

Those (the mules / caballos) with jobs should, do, and are at work all the time, 6 day work week is Law.

Instead of sitting around at the house, financially challenged or employed girls will sit around at the brothel doing the exact same thing- NOTHING! In wait for the regalo, US $7.50 per ejaculation

Typical Nicaraguan Day, for Them

YOU CANNOT BUY ENTERTAINMENT LIKE THIS: YOU CAN ONLY LIVE THIS.

Meat Loaf
03-03-09, 15:50
nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!

tj texan has documented this fact. meat loaf has documented this fact.

they want, expect, and anticipate someone to provide for them, survival.

this place is nothing but b*llshit! there is a reason, other than history, why these voludos are in the position they hold.

they can starve to death: podria morir por hambre. ni me importa.

they don't want to do anything, but reap the rewards.

they wil attempt to use their proprietory network (ie. gossip) to influence your actions. to "peer pressure" you into taking care of them (mantener.) (remember: who are your peers in nicaragua? so their opinion carries zero value 'cause they too are los vagobundos y voludos.

error

"nicaraguans are vagobundo by culture!"

correction

i meant to write that nicarguans are lazy (voludo, flojo) and not "vagobundo" (bums.) i meant in no way to say that they are "bums," because they are not. i meant to communicate that they sit around, applying little personal effort in the area of employment as we understand it in north america. (ie. lazy.)

thank you for the correction.

Meat Loaf
03-04-09, 15:30
this place is baby factory! everywhere you turn is another panzona o newborn!
after a while, you become disgusted by the mentality. who are your peers?

how should i lay this foundation? with truth! so here it goes once again.

at age 15 - 19, 50% of the girls have been, are, or have at least one pregnancy / child! (source: government statistics.)

usa-mentality: this girl is doomed for economic failure!
her high school education is in jeapardy. her post-secondary education (ie. technical school, junior college, university, gradate studies) are remote. only with extreme desire, financial support, and daycare support can or will this be accomplished. those that did achieve "financial security" by continuing their education after teenage pregnancy help the desire, financial support or employment, and daycare or family support. (fellas', i'm not attempting to insult anyone with this analysis.)

that's in the usa: the world's #1 economy; the world's #1 employment market; and our education system, law enforced, despite its weaknesses.

so imagine nicaragua: the american hemipshere's #2 poorest country; a country with underemployment / unemployment approaching 40%; a country with per capita income of us $1,000 per year or us $100 salary per month.

despite the "truth in stats," they think it's cute to bear offspring during their teens. (it should be noted that public service announcements concerning this are delivered throughout the country as well as "female" sexual education. the telenovela "sexto sentido" played daily, was nicaragua produced, filmed, and acted, and discussed sida / aids and contraception.)
that's 50% of the female population.

thus far we are only discussing 15 - 19 year old females.

pregnant! by whom? it does not matter who a female is pregant by in any society. why not? becuase she's the female; the baby is hers; and the "life is a wondeful thing" mentalities / social norms.

with everyone sitting around the house. with a small economy. with little aspiration in the employment arena, no member of the household has any income. less disposable income: all they have is subsistence income.

the option of abortion rather moral or inmoral is not viable due to the lack of money. in essence, they live in poverty. (it would be good to learn what is the poverty level in nicaragua, i don't know.) beside that moral debate above, the government banned abortions within the country two years ago. (in essence, they're helping to ensure the "cycle of poverty" continues.) regardless of the moral debate and legislative debate, the are available on the "black market," but no family member of the pregnant teen, nor the "alleged father," nor anyone they know, nor the teen herself have access or possession of the us $300. so even with all of the above debate, she can't afford the procedure making it a "sentence" at the moment of conception.

* it should be noted at this juncture that married couples, employed couples, and couples "in love" produce offspring "in love" and are not bastards, in general. *

* it should also be noted that i, meat loaf, am not question "their love" for one another, nor family, but am existing from a "non-love" perception. what else can you do but love someone you're forced to caballo or rear. i say this because it is at this juncture people get upset and start trying to create "red herrings" and "tangents" that talk about "love" and not the fact of this baby factory. "love" is an emotion that cannot be quantified. if you say you love something i must accept your sentiment. "love" has nothing to do with it. either does pain, joy, dreams, illusions, hunger and the numerous human emotions we all possess. so it is here that "love" is not the discussion, but the reproduction of offspring. *

so she's pregnant in the hot ass sun, 35 / 95 degrees. that means less clothing is worn. that means more skin is shown and the bellie presented. for she can parade the neighborhood, sit around the house, and receive the "glory of pregnancy." for sure she will receive attention: admiration from females of all ages, lust from males, kind words from pedestrians.

to you, the typical gringo sex tourist she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the typical gringo sex tourist represents the caballo.

the above spoke of 15 - 19 year olds, based upon government stats.

now, we'll speak of 19 - 25 year olds.

(does meat loaf deliver the goods, or what?)

to you, the typical gringo sex tourist she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the typical gringo sex tourist represents the caballo.

she's 19 - 25 with at least one kid! fact! if you don't like dating single-moms, nicaragua is not for you. "ready made family." "add water and stir."

regardless of where you meet the girl, she'll probably have at least 1 kid. some girls can produce up to 3.

to you, the typical gringo sex tourist she represents a "damsel in distress." to her, the typical gringo sex tourist represents the caballo.

who are your peers?

maybe she recovered and obtain an education so she made financially support her nino. i sure hope so, but that's not the case for the majority of the population. instead, she rears the nino: she tenders the home. who's home? the family home (abuela, hermano, hermana, ninos.) understand, you are desechable (disposable,) except for the caballo role. the nino is for her family!

so where do you find the girls without kids? good question?

if you combine the "typical nicaraguan day, for them" and this post, what do you get?

so what you get as a foreigner (extranjero) is a market (country) where (1) 50% and more have at least 1 kid by someone else, before age 19; (2) a family environment expecting someone to work and support them; (3) the lack of desire or initiative to improve their personal situation (ie. work ethic;)
and (4) the caballo (ie. typical gringo sex tourist.)

typical gringo sex tourist can be caballo to as many females as he chooses to pull at us $7.50 por entrada. typical gringo sex tourist can become the boyfriend / husband of the girl, and pull caballo for her and her family: typical gringo sex tourist can choose and will be expected to pull caballo for the family (ie. 3 adults, 2 children) while they continue their "typical nicaraguan day, for them." typical gringo sex tourist can do nothing more than pull caballo in nicaragua.

for those lurkers that enjoy "playing victim," nicaragua is your blanket. for those international sex guide senior members that prefer dating amongst your peers, nicaragua is a pesadilla (nightmare.)

Chocha Monger
03-04-09, 18:08
Meat Loaf:

Your posts on Nicaragua bear uncanny similarity to attitudes and events that occur in Honduras and other Central American countries. Perhaps you should call your thread Meat Loaf in Central America since many of your observations are applicable to the entire CA region.

Your post on “mantener” was the first thing that made me look closer and compare Nicaragua with the rest of CA. Having spent much time in Honduras I immediately realized that the catrachos have the same attitude as the nicas when it comes to mantener. You can either be apoyo (the person doing the maintaining) or mantenido (the person being maintained). If you are a gringo (sex tourist or otherwise) you will be the apoyo and your poor sweetheart will be the mantenida. You are “rich” and you earn a lot of “dolares” in Los Estados Unidos (USA) so it’s only natural that you will support your local lover. Dollars flow into your pockets by the sole virtue of being born a gringo, so don’t try to explain about a bad economy or financial obligations back home. Hondurans seem to believe that Americans can just walk away from their debts and jobs back home. They have no idea how much control the State has over its citizens through their passports. Gringos owing child support or alimony can’t get a passport to leave the country unlike Central American citizens. In CA you can fix any bureaucratic constraint with the right amount of propina, hence they assume that gringos can do the same.

In Honduras people always expect you to maintain them because your have dollars. If you’re out drinking they expect you to invite them to have some free cervezas on your dime. They same applies to food and entertainment. Why? Because you have dollars and we are poor. “Somos pobres” (= we are poor) is a justification to make the gringo pay for everything. The fact that the gringo can enter heaven (USA) without having to wade across the Rio Grande, tunnel under fences, vault over walls, hike across the desert or suffering a severe butt-fucking at the hands of Mexican gangs that prey upon illegal immigrants makes cheating him out of his money morally acceptable. I once had two Honduran drunks berate me in the street for refusing to give them some dollars to continue drinking. They felt I was being “codo” (cheap). Being Americano meant that I had more dollars than I needed and I was being by not sharing with two strange intoxicated but able bodied males.

Being a gringo in Central America = obligation to mantener

Generous Gent
03-05-09, 12:49
Wow, is this ever the truth in Honduras too!! Looks like all the women are pregnant at the moment and likely due to the heavy rains in October/November.

I most certainly like the "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."




This place is baby factory! Everywhere you turn is another panzona o newborn!

She's 19 - 25 with at least one kid! Fact! If you don't like dating single-moms, Nicaragua is not for you. "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."


.)

Riodulce
03-05-09, 14:01
Wow, is this ever the truth in Honduras too!! Looks like all the women are pregnant at the moment and likely due to the heavy rains in October/November.

I most certainly like the "Ready Made Family." "Add Water and Stir."Ditto for Guatemala however, here in Rio Dulce some of the girls have figured it out and I see many more get into their 20's without the obligatory child.

"Mantener" is definitely a Latin thing and there's certainly a "mantener" attitude here among many but again maybe not quite as strong. I know of several relationships here including my own where mantener is not the case.

It could be because this area has had a large gringo population for some time and that has brought a little affluence and education to the area.

Meat Loaf
03-05-09, 14:52
* chocha monger and generous gent, thanks for the input concerning honduras. it's good to know someone else is suffering to live their dream too. those gringos in the usa find this entertainment; we call it survival / lifestyle. *

so you know how i was attempting the playboy mansion for us $60,000, verdad? over the past several weeks i've cleaned house, fired b*tches, and reduced my visibility.

i'm tired of mantener! who are you financially supporting? everyone you encounter, but specifically the families of these hookers / sex-employees. since 2007, they've become real comfortable and voluda (lazy.)

weekly salary, free food, free entertainment within the home, and other gringo benefits were shared.

* it's at this juncture we must state fact: gringo's move overseas with the desire to lend a helping hand. the populace does not want your help: the populace wants your results / achievement. what you will find is your plan to help society, will cost you even more in risk, investment, and mantener. mexico will take the helping hand, nicargua will take the hand and remind you that you still have the other, to mantener. *

there's a joke: 100 nicas vale un caballo. transalation: you need 100 nicas to equal the production of one horse, due to their laziness. "nicas" can be opted-out for another race, ethnicity, or noun.

after the 19 year old ayudante was denied her request for money, i was at my exective desk typing "labor contracts." everything was good and beautiful as indicated by my saturday posts.

a former-employee who will remain nameless, but is littered in my "reports of distinction" arrived at my front door, media bola (half drunk.) as the communicative gentleman i am, she was allowed entry.

immediately upon entrance she ran to the bathroom, but as a rouse to explore the house. was she trying to plant drugs on me? was she trying to steal something? i don't know, but those were my thoughts and i did check for missing items and planted drugs. (in the usa, a "player hater" can plant one crack rock valued at us $10 upon your person or possessions; call the laws; and get you case facing a mandatory 5 years with felony conviction. why? celoso o venganza.)

she came to the executive desk to share coversation, on her level. what level is that? below mine! although i offered her the opportunity to attend computer school, she never went. why would i offer her an education and career either with my company or in the society? to lend a helping hand to those less-fortunate. boy, was i wrong: her career is prostitution and you must accept the fact that when you encounter a woman prostituting, regardless of excuse, that is her profession / career.

nonetheless, i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused!
i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused! i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused! i requested the girl leave since she was a guest. she refused!

she said that she would leave my home if i gave her some money. puta esta loca, was my response. two hours of meat loaf patience was tested. she started high, us $300, and went low us $25.

after more refusals and her threats to call the police, i was wearing tired. what crime did i commit? none, but the police will be in search of a bribe due to my gringo status, residence, and this being a male-female dispute!

* it should be said that most men are b*tches when it concerns male-female disputes. they always want to be "captain save-a-hoe." i attempt to eliminate this nonsense and added hours of repeating the story to 15 different people, and to the holding tank. *

getting tired from her refusal to leave. and you know that police service is non-existent in nicargua, i had to take matters into my own hands.

i grabbed the b*tch by her "nappy-ass weave" and threw her out the curb. immediately upon release of the previously successful and attempted extortionista, i ran to close the door. as if it were super bowl xxxvi, she rose from the sidewalk and ran to my front door attempting to regain entry.
i fended her from entering the doorway. she bit me as if i were carne asada. twice. i finally just pushed the b*tch down the stairs!

the neighborhood found amusement in the two hour episode. where's the maturity in nicaragua? nonexistent! they are not mature enough to support themselves.

on the sidewalk she layed. i closed my front door. i closed my windows. i closed the drapes. she screamed to let her regain entry. she found a chismoso to hear her version of the escandalo.

she loitered for 30-minutes before finally leaving. she was never invited. she brought the bullsh*t to me, and no assistance was provided. 100% independance is required in nicaragua.

con una mala onda en mi alchante (with a bad vibe in my house,) i went to the movie theatre to clear my head. trope do elite from brazil was viewed.
i returned to the barrio where everyone wanted fodder to consume their "typical nicaraguan day, for them."

anaylsis: i attempted to have an adult conversation, but that's nonexistent with nicas, male or female. i tried to share insights, but she couldn't think critically. all she can do is have sex and clean house and run errands: female nicaraguan(s.)

is it the poverty of their laziness that makes one so "desperate" and with such low-pride as to behave this way? i don't know, but this is just another scab to toughen the skin required for nicaraguan residence!

next time the b*tch appears, i'll have a bucket of water waiting for her!

p.s. she kept bellowing that i threw her out like a stray dogg. when i told her that she is a stray dogg, the gringo capitalist appeared and a can of whoop-ass ensued!

they want permanent mantener!

Meat Loaf
03-05-09, 22:56
Help me understand this "Latin American" mentality, and Gringo-risk:

(1.) Nicas want / expect / "force" you to financially support them, their kids, and family members.
(2.) My reward as the Gringo is Nica-sex, companionship, a housemaker, and possibly children with her. She already came to the table with her Samsonite.
(3.) If we get married, she become a USA-citizen along with her kids, and family members within 10-years. Or maybe the Gringo becomes a citizen of Nicaragua, although the USA does not recognize USA / Nicaragua citizenship.
(4.) If she bears offspring with the Gringo she get's USA court-enforced child support upon divorce / separation. (Can you imagine the visitation guidelines?)
(5.) If she divorces the Gringo, she gets the USA-divorce settlement based upon the Gringo's state of residence.

Where is the benefit for Gringos in relationships with Nicas / Latin Americans? It actually is more risk than USA-women, which is what USA-women wanted in law, and got written into law? Can someone "sell" me on the benefits? All I see is risk?

Chocha Monger
03-06-09, 00:43
She bit me as if I were Carne Asada. Twice.

That statement carries a great degree of poignancy. It sums up the survival aspect of living out the dream of being surrounded by cheap abundant quantities of exotic pussy. The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat). As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait. True. The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio.

The gringo always wants to save someone or something when he should be minding his own business. Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. He wants everyone to love him. They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. He should know that he is not cut out for survival in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)? They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)!

Every crisis in the barrio and every ethical challenge is resolved by no me importa. If someone gets killed, robbed or extorted the answer is the same. You wouldn’t find Latin American mongers showing wh*res' pictures that their clients took of them and posted on the internet. Why? Because they don’t care. This is not entertainment, it is not cruelty. It is survival. They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots.

What is your benefit as a gringo sex tourist cum expat in Nicaragua/Latin America? Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. Keep focused man! You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. The benefits are US $7.50/nut. However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA. It’s up to you. No me importa!

Gatorman
03-06-09, 04:44
Hey you guys these are real good reports of the mentality in Latin America. From my experience the same fundamentals hold true in Peru and Brasil. It is very easy to fall for a poor girl and suddenly feel like you are over your head in quicksand with all the demands for "mantener" for her and the extended family.
Also, what would be a day to day routine problem here in North America can become a "wheels are falling off the wagon" type of situation in Latin America. If someone sneezes--better not work today. If a leaf falls off a tree--better not work today. If the wind shifts--better not work today. jajaja

Meat Loaf
03-06-09, 23:24
she takes 100+ d*cks per month! 100 d*cks per month x 12 months = 1, 200 d*cks per annum!

(as i type this report i'm listening to the "street boys" from bello horizonte, brasil, sing "a dame e o vagabundo. " http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=jvr9tchbb6a&feature=related

the girl is a pretty-a*s hoe, but i have this little thing i care much about called "good health" and that's a lot of d*ck! against that competition what is your pecker gonna' do?

i don't mind banging a prostitutue, but she has to not be successful. and years of "wh*reconomics" states taht five (5) dicks per day is success. volume and pricing are important consideration in success as well.

the girl to who i refer has been posted on this board by drdewman. he has placed her photo on the board, but the photo doesn't do her justice. the girl looked greasier than a bucket of church's chicken. and that's some greasy sh*t.

get in line: 100 d*cks plus per month. will you dine at the "y? " will she respect you and your sex skills by not licking her phat p*ssy lips?

i've witnessed for months her take an average of five (5) dicks per day. and maybe more during la madrugada (late-night.) 5 d*cks per day times 30 days per month = 150 d*cks per month, but i'll be conservative and say 100 d*cks plus.

i'm an avid porno fan: rocko sifredi, lexington steele, sara jay, bellanova, mike in brazil, meat loaf in nicaragua, etcetera. i'm an avid porno fan, but those hoes and joes get an aids / hiv test per movie. not to mention hepatitis a, b, herpes, ghonaria, clamidia, and other stds that linger and don't kill you. (look at magic johnson almost twenty (20) years later.) at least they'll only be six (6) months behind the virus when the test results produce a positive. but this hoe doesn't have to take the aids / hiv test.

don't get me wrong, i want to f*ck this girl everyday, all day, but i enjoy something called "good health. " condom? piece of mind is priceless.

the p*ssy has a good texture. she's either 19 or 20. her teeth are pretty. she has beautiful white skin. she has a nice ass. she's chichona. she loves to suck d*ck. she takes anal. she takes bareback. she's very personable. she likes getting eatin' out. the girl is a bonafide 9 on the international charts flaw: the girl takes 100 dicks plus per month! her future: to play some fool for his money and to begin bisexual activities and gangbangs.

does she have what it takes to become a professional porno actress? yes!

i proclaim that yes she does the professional capacity to become an international prostitute and porno actress! for what holds her back? i'm not sure, but anteayer she asked when she could come visit my house! that only means one thing: ¡8 polvos cada dia, guey puta! those eight polvos will be delivered throughout the course of 24 hours with 3 being delivered during sleep-time!

professionally she has the capacity to earn us $1, 000 per day! in remote markets she could earn us $2, 500 per day!

(why have i begun to think so much about her? is it that i'm considering putting her as "top-girl? " meat loaf can do that. meat loaf can claim any broad for his purpose. for their shared purpose puta y meat loaf can conquer the world! wow, am i becoming a p. i. m. p. "i don't know what you heard about me, but 'dem hoes can't get a dolla' outta me 'cause i'm a m*thafuck*n p. i. n. c. h. e.)

100 dicks per month is stiff competition for i or any man to knowingly enter. do you agree? i thought you would agree since most of you gentlemen have "semi" successful lives. the rest of you are degenerates!

1, 200 d*cks per year? what makes it such a challenge is the health risk!

for us $1, 250 per day as my payout on a 50/50 split. us $37, 500 for her and us $37, 500 for me! wow, that's respectable income: per year that is us $450, 000 for her and us $450, 000 for me from her doing what she does! what she does it take 5 d*cks per day, everyday. 1, 200 d*cks per year! she truly have an asset that can produce us $1, 000, 000 per year in revenue, anywhere in the world!

the girl doesn't talk out of pocket! the girl don't start no sh*t! the girl appears to be confortable in her girl skin.

for that revenue you better believe it's a job for both of you! advertising in the normal channels with some auxiliary media outlets will produce a fat rolodex. the transient market can be explored as well.

with that us $450, 000 i could purchase that 50 foot pilothouse yacht i want in efectivo! i've seen the results, but her mark-up is weak and her markets are weak. hell, we could chill together in a g12 market.

but she takes 1, 200 d*cks per annum. and of course you're gonna' want to f*ck her 'cause it's acceptable. plus you'll always be a trick in her eyes and she'll always be a sponge for cum! but you could make us $450, 000.

why tell you this? 'cause anyone can do it if that's what they want! i aint special, but it's a job that could be managed during the course of executive desk duties.

i'm giving you guys some ribs with some good meat on 'them! 1, 200 d*cks per annum!

truth be told: any prostitute worth her salt in being a prostitute better take 5 d*cks per day. in nicaragua she for sure better take 5 d*cks if she's wants to eat! y los ninos! la abuela! son cuarto en la familia. this aint no joke. that figure i procalim is true in any city, any where in the world. sh*t, d*ck comes a dime a dozen and p*ssy comes a nickel a baker's dozen!

they have that little "international sex slave / worker" law that makes it a major felony so that us $450, 000 comes with a price, but anyone can do it.

sex trafficers. other professionals in the industry.

will she take instruction? no. i've given the girl us $1, 000 per month and she didn't move her lazy girl ass. xdred says that wh*res want to perform the least effort and receive the most money for it. and considering that she's successful already by taking 100 d*cks per month, why try harder?

but you'll get tired of the girl life and want reality! or maybe you won't, but 1 year's revenue is us $900, 000 as appraised by meat loaf.

in conclusion, get off of the couch, buy an airline ticket, and come experience what has been written on international sex guide.

for you p*nk a*s fools that write me pm messages about coming and never contact me while in country, stop that sh*t! oyiste?

just informing you of my reality, and the reality of xdred!

the b*tch is sexy ass hell! the b*tch looks classy. she's gorgeous and that's how she gets by in life.

having not seen this hooker for a few days due to her "servicio dormicilio" popularity, i saw her today. we talked about the above; i talked about how i was going to f*ck her in the a*s; she said, "what are you waiting for?"

to the house i went for more money, us $15, like a good trick! on the way to the house i lined up her co-worker for a visit tomorrow: the words, "i live alone" range through her mind as i showed her my canton.

back to the brothel i went, but only after talking to a gringo volunteering for caballo.

upon entering the brothel, she was cleaning up from her third f*ck of the day. i was to be #4. (yeah, it's kind of gross, but god didn't make p*ssy and d*ck to kill us, but to be used. what about aids? what about condoms?)

i grabbed her ass like a football- all palm! i told the cashier 1 hour. she became excited: her co-workers wished her luck on tackeling meat loaf.
(i haven't f*cked at the brothel for months due to celosas.)

we entered the room; showered; and got busy. the p*ssy is beautiful. the b*tch is beautiful.

like most successful hookers, she was about rushing! she was horrible. i told the b*tch the truth. she didn't want to change positions. all she was trying to do was hurry me up and she knows 1-hour = 60 minutes of real dick!

she claimed cramps and arose. i got gorrilla on the b*tch! i took control and threw her back onto the bed. i re-entered the p*ssy. she was on the bulls*t some more. the broad got dressed; gave me a kiss; and left. 20 minutes of bullsh*t.

forget that us $1,000,000 quote from earlier. this shit is worth us $0.00: no vale chocha! (when was the last time you heard "no vale chocha?" never: it's always no vale verga, but meat loaf sirve so that's not my case.)

she went to the sala and sat around with the others. i departed the room naked and entered the sala. they screamed with excitement and curiosity. the owner instructed me to place clothes upon my manhood. i followed his instructions.

i returned to the sala clothed. the girls wanted to see the d*ck up close and personal. the dragged me around the sala by my dick and balls!

the took pictures of the d*ck! the became amazed at the size and how he was asleep. i expressed my lack of satisfaction from the most successful wh*re among them. i asked for volunteers on the next loafing. everyone declined from fear and intimidation.

(truth be told: i hear that i have a huge d*ck all the time and for years, but i don't believe it cause we spend way too much time together. opinions of your peers matter.)

here i type this report as i prepared to revisit the brothel. snow white is present but no meat loaf for that skeezer.

what i thought was million dollar p*ssy is actually worth less than us $15. and i thought that i knew business and finance: there's a reason i'm in nicaragua, the second poorest country within the hemisphere and not bond street, london, or lasalle street, chicago, or wall street, new york: analysis.

lol.

Meat Loaf
03-08-09, 16:29
That statement carries a great degree of poignancy. It sums up the survival aspect of living out the dream of being surrounded by cheap abundant quantities of exotic pussy. The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat). As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait. True. The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio.

The gringo always wants to save someone or something when he should be minding his own business. Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. He wants everyone to love him. They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. He should know that he is not cut out for survival in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)? They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)!

Every crisis in the barrio and every ethical challenge is resolved by no me importa. If someone gets killed, robbed or extorted the answer is the same. You wouldn’t find Latin American mongers showing wh*res' pictures that their clients took of them and posted on the internet. Why? Because they don’t care. This is not entertainment, it is not cruelty. It is survival. They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots.

What is your benefit as a gringo sex tourist cum expat in Nicaragua/Latin America? Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. Keep focused man! You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. The benefits are US $7.50/nut. However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA. It’s up to you. No me importa!

Chocha Monger,

This post is so truthful, and dead-on concerning the risks / rewards. This simple four paragraph text could be our main discusssion for months and years to come!

Wow!

"The gringo sex tourist should always remember that Third World pussy is not submissive. "

"Third World pussy bites and if you are not careful it will eat you alive like carne asada (roasted meat)."

" As a gringo sex tourist may think he is hunting pussy but in reality the pussy is hunting him. He represents prey that can bring meat, money, shelter and Yankee citizenship to the families in the barrio. Sex is the bait."

"The gringo pays for sex but these women are giving the same sex away for free to local bueno para nadas (good-for-nothings) in the barrio. "

" Locals know that the gringo wants to be a hero. "

"He wants everyone to love him. "

"They will exploit this and make the gringo their caballo. Before he knows it, he will have a jockey or two on his back. "

"A smart gringo sex tourist will pay to dump his load and get back on the plane to his subsistence wage job back in the USA. "

"... in Latin America where only the toughest gringos survive. "

"Why do some expat gringos survive in Latin America while others end up as carne molida (ground meat)?"

"They learned the number one law of survival in Latin America. No me importa (I don’t care)! "

"They know they can’t save their fellow citizens from themselves. "

"They know trying to save them would mean ending up as the horse pulling the cart loaded with their compatriots. "

" Busting your nuts at a relatively cheap price with less legal and moral entanglements. "

"After all, you didn’t come here for the beautiful scenery and the warm welcoming arms of the world’s poor. "

"Keep focused man!"

"You didn’t give up “freedom” to marry and play caballo for some Nica and her family. "

"The benefits are US $7.50/nut."

"However, you can choose to play horse and end up worse than if you married in the USA."

Each sentence / stanza is so true within itself. Those posts on American Women & Prostitution have created a Ph.D. in female psychology for Chocha Monger.

Since we International Sex Guide readers became privy to this wisdom, I now view and "Crunch Numbers" on each broad, respectively. Risk vs. Reward! Hence, I've gotten stingy on the US $7.50 not for price, but for nutt. Will I be the caballo pulling for 18 years plus- el nino- and her basketball team sized "hangers on?"

Calgon, Take Me Away!

Furysys
03-08-09, 19:29
MeatLoaf,

I stumbled upon this thread a couple of days ago, and am having an absolute chuckle at the immense level of cynicism you show to every Latin American chica, with a special place reserved for those Nicas of your home area.

It sounds almost exactly like myself talking about the women of Calgary, Alberta, except because they DO have lots of money, and there is a massive imbalance of males to females here, they don't offer sex, or any sort of companionship, they are simply out to strip you bare. I just might visit Managua, although I would not be able to say I haven't been thoroughly warned!

Meat Loaf
03-09-09, 14:56
MeatLoaf,

I stumbled upon this thread a couple of days ago, and am having an absolute chuckle at the immense level of cynicism you show to every Latin American chica, with a special place reserved for those Nicas of your home area.

It sounds almost exactly like myself talking about the women of Calgary, Alberta, except because they DO have lots of money, and there is a massive imbalance of males to females here, they don't offer sex, or any sort of companionship, they are simply out to strip you bare. I just might visit Managua, although I would not be able to say I haven't been thoroughly warned!

Not every Latin American Chica fits the aforementioned demographic, but I'll let the next man roll the dice on her character / motives.

Congratulations to Jerome Iginla of the Flames!

Maybe I need to come up there and straighten-out those Albertonians! Some exotic Meat Loaf from Latin America should gain the focus of your "snow bunnies."

If I were in your Carhart, I would go monger in Montreal, and not Managua.

Meat Loaf
03-09-09, 15:06
I was in need of some relief. Having the brothel stocked with "new snapper" gave me lots of choices. God is Good! (Who are you stroking? SOS?)

So I entered the brothel and it was a damn sports team present. What? Some professional sports team from Nicaragua was present damaging the vicho that I wanted.

Damn! Competition. I'm the resident stud, not these visitors.

There was more wood in the brothel than McCoys.

Fortunately for me, everyone love Meat Loaf and we made conversation. Slowly the wh*res appeared from their "work spaces" and returned to the sala. Did I want sweaty, used p*ssy? What's that word? Sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etcetera.

Nonetheless, "Snow White" appeared from outside, which means she just arrived for her shift. Needing to shoot someone, we entered the room.

I banged the p*ssy like the "Liberty Bell." She earned two and a half nutts. I gave her compliments on her small but powerful ass. It's soft like bubble gum. She can take d*ck, but it's not something you would want to have on a permanent basis.

Phat p*ssy lips; nice ass; skinny frame; C-grade face, anal, average d*ck sucking skills. (She reminds me of those "white sluts" that work as USA strippers and cock-wh*res.) But hey, she's a commodity in Nicaragua- the land of the brown man.

Another day, another dame.

Chocha Monger
03-09-09, 16:22
I wrote this piece in an attempt to further expound upon the reasons why Nica pussy just may be a better bargain than good old Yankee pussy at $7.50/ejaculation. That is not to say that Nica or any other pussy on the global stage is without its share of risks as well as rewards. Hopefully my contribution will help Mr. Meat Loaf in his assessment of gringo risk vs reward regarding Nica/Latin American women vs US women.

Involvement with women brings some attendant risks wherever you do it. If you marry or have children with a woman in the USA or Latin America there will be severe economic consequences. Either way you’re going to be a horse pulling a cart or carriage. So what is the difference? The difference between the USA and L. America is how determined and efficient the state is at finding you and applying those economic sanctions.

In the US the system is designed to punish the noncustodial parent. “Noncustodial parent” is really code for the male parent since in most cases the woman is awarded custody. The judicial system will make sure that the man’s financial situation is severely constrained. As the noncustodial parent prepare to see your standard of living sink to unbelievable lows while your custodial ex-wife or ex-girlfriend’s standard of living improves considerably thanks to your financial support. She will also receive much more favorable treatment under tax laws. Her child support income will be tax-exempt (it’s based on your pre-tax dollars and you pay the tax), she will have head of household filing status and possible eligibility for the earned income tax credit (http://www.urban.org/publications/407347.html#sec1). Remarriage and fathering more children cannot reduce your obligated support payments for previous children. This guarantees that the woman’s child support and, or, alimony payments do not decrease. It also serves as a strong disincentive to the man’s starting a new family.

Can you live on 40-48% of your income after taxes? That is what you’ll have to do after the US courts get done with you. In Latin America the system isn’t designed specifically to punish the man or to seek him out through tax, social security, labor, and transportation systems. The women know that the system has better things to do than tracking down ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends and making them pay for el nene. They will be happy to accept a fair sum of money given willingly rather take their chances with the system. Like I said either way you’re going to be a caballo. You may as well choose your barnyard.

Furysys
03-10-09, 19:35
Meatloaf,

I am impressed, a hockey fan exists in Nicaragua! Whoda thunk that? I'm originally from Toronto, and get back quite a few times a year, and don't really need to go to Montreal, I think half the strippers sometimes are from Montreal (they can make far better money in TO). Of course, being from Toronto, I am one of those insane sports masochists, a Buffalo fan, so tend to follow the Sabres far more than the Flames.

Toronto is far more expensive than Montreal, but does have an amazing selection of strippers/MP girls from all over the world, including quite a few from Latin America. I love your comments, as that is exactly how I feel about most women, the attitude being that I figure I am going to get fleeced anyway, and with a Nica (or Paisa, or whatever), they are far far away, and will only take what I am willing to pay, whereas up here when they gotcha, man they gotcha!

Meat Loaf
03-11-09, 17:35
Meatloaf,

I am impressed, a hockey fan exists in Nicaragua! Whoda thunk that? I'm originally from Toronto, and get back quite a few times a year, and don't really need to go to Montreal, I think half the strippers sometimes are from Montreal (they can make far better money in TO). Of course, being from Toronto, I am one of those insane sports masochists, a Buffalo fan, so tend to follow the Sabres far more than the Flames.

Toronto is far more expensive than Montreal, but does have an amazing selection of strippers/MP girls from all over the world, including quite a few from Latin America. I love your comments, as that is exactly how I feel about most women, the attitude being that I figure I am going to get fleeced anyway, and with a Nica (or Paisa, or whatever), they are far far away, and will only take what I am willing to pay, whereas up here when they gotcha, man they gotcha!

Lots of Nicaraguans moved to Toronto during the war years! It's one of their big areas: Miami, San Francisco, and Toronto, in that order.

I hold a dear place in my heart and soul for the Prairies.

One could say that the locals have their men by the shorts as well: They'll ostracize you among family. And everyone knows "family" is all that they have. Who?

Sabres over the Leafs? You do like challenges! Legacy franchise.

Razor77
03-11-09, 19:40
Lots of Nicaraguans moved to Toronto during the war years! It's one of their big areas: Miami, San Francisco, and Toronto, in that order.

I hold a dear place in my heart and soul for the Prairies.

One could say that the locals have their men by the shorts as well: They'll ostracize you among family. And everyone knows "family" is all that they have. Who?

Sabres over the Leafs? You do like challenges! Legacy franchise.I live in Miami and YES, they are hear like jack rabbits.

Meat Loaf
03-12-09, 20:49
In 2008 we had several threesomes together. I f*cked her with one of my "ex-girlfriends" before she became a "girlfriend." You may recall that this broad has some good p*ssy! Her fault? She touches sh*t that int hers. And yes, I have photos of every session with her (ie. spread eagle, tossed salad, lesbo, CIM, anal, etcetera.)

Well I stumbled into her (pun intended) yesterday. We f*cked! I gave her thwo nutts. We arranged for her to start work tomorrow (today.) She arrived late by 1-hour. She cooked and cleaned. After lunch, we f*cked. She fell asleep. I returned to the executive desk.

The p*ssy is still good.

Her third eye is so gorgeous! I had two wet dreams about her last night. Hence, 4 nutts within 12 hours. I gave her 1 nutt for desert after lunch. She wanted me to bust open that "dookie shoot," but I don't have enough strength to enter the dark side.

I'll bust it tomorrow. How will I know that she'll return? She's Nica: Voluda, en busca reales, good d*ck, free breakfast and lunch, sleep, etcetera.

The 19 year ayudante got replaced that quick. And that was after I decided if I needed / wanted help.

God is Good!

P.S. She's the girl that I was knee deep in p*ssy when the other who was having a threesome with us, answered the door. At my front door were two girls from the night previous who had a threesome with me too. La chela y la morena (together like testicles, always.) La chela was the girl that screamed from the street, "Give me back my shirt and panties, Meat Loaf." The entire block (neighborhood) heard her. I gave it back with a long, wet dick dangling before her eyes. She asked, "who are you fucking?" I replied, "A nadie. She's sucking my d*ck!" I only f*cked La chela 3 more times after that: I had to check the b*tch 'cause she was running around Managua saying we were ex-novios. She was a piece of ass- good texture and loves to ride d*ck backwards.

Who are you f*cking? A Nadie!

Meat Loaf
03-12-09, 21:52
In 2008 we had several threesomes together. I f*cked her with one of my "ex-girlfriends" before she became a "girlfriend." You may recall that this broad has some good p*ssy! Her fault? She touches sh*t that int hers. And yes, I have photos of every session with her (ie. spread eagle, tossed salad, lesbo, CIM, anal, etcetera.)

Well I stumbled into her (pun intended) yesterday. We f*cked! I gave her thwo nutts. We arranged for her to start work tomorrow (today.) She arrived late by 1-hour. She cooked and cleaned. After lunch, we f*cked. She fell asleep. I returned to the executive desk.

The p*ssy is still good.

Her third eye is so gorgeous! I had two wet dreams about her last night. Hence, 4 nutts within 12 hours. I gave her 1 nutt for desert after lunch. She wanted me to bust open that "dookie shoot," but I don't have enough strength to enter the dark side.

I'll bust it tomorrow. How will I know that she'll return? She's Nica: Voluda, en busca reales, good d*ck, free breakfast and lunch, sleep, etcetera.

The 19 year ayudante got replaced that quick. And that was after I decided if I needed / wanted help.

God is Good!

P.S. She's the girl that I was knee deep in p*ssy when the other who was having a threesome with us, answered the door. At my front door were two girls from the night previous who had a threesome with me too. La chela y la morena (together like testicles, always.) La chela was the girl that screamed from the street, "Give me back my shirt and panties, Meat Loaf." The entire block (neighborhood) heard her. I gave it back with a long, wet dick dangling before her eyes. She asked, "who are you fucking?" I replied, "A nadie. She's sucking my d*ck!" I only f*cked La chela 3 more times after that: I had to check the b*tch 'cause she was running around Managua saying we were ex-novios. She was a piece of ass- good texture and loves to ride d*ck backwards.

Who are you f*cking? A Nadie!

I don't know if she'll come back 'cause she was bored. I paid her US $10 for her services. She likes the d*ck so maybe she'll come back tomorrow voluntarily or I'll call her for some "servicio dormicilio."

Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 00:49
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So she did show up on Friday for work.

She was given her "birth control shot" to prevent panzona. If you don't inject the contraceptive into Nicas, they will not use any contraception. Getting pregnant aint no big deal, especially when you have good d*ck like Meat Loaf. They want the loaf for life, and the "Gringo Bucks" too.

I aint the one to get played like a "Poo-Butt!"

So I beat the p*ssy up like L.A.P.D. on Rodney King! She screamed my name all afternoon. (Sometimes I forget who the girls refer when they scream my Spanish-name and not English birth-given name.)

I beat the p*ssy up. She got in the cowgirl position and earned two orgasms. She was riding the d*ck like a champs. At first, her thighs were chaffing my thighs, but the sweat from her wet p*ssy trickeled down her leg and onto mine. This worked well 'cause then she was able to pop that p*ssy.

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Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 12:14
so i was thinking about joe francis, owner of "girls gone wild," and how player haters wanted someone else to blame for the actions of someone else. what? repeat that please, meat loaf.

how player haters wanted someone else to blame for the actions of someone else. i am referring to joe's arrest on the ****, without consent filiming, etcetera.

what really happened? a girl, several girls for that fact, wanted some attention, just like the girls i write about, and showed their breasts, snatch, and even made sexual intercourse movies. after time lapsed, she became embarrassed and her family too. they wanted revenge for her voluntarily derobing. the wanted the benefactor, joe, to pay with liberty for her exercising liberty.

i write this post as further evidence of others wanting to punish the benefactors of exercised liberty. non-adulterous sex is not illegal, although some locales codified sodomie (anal sex.) these very same "family men" or "mothers" are the very same people committing adultery due to their weakness in layind down the law!

laying down the law? i contend that if you tell someone the truth despite the perceived pain, that the person will still choose you. there's no reason to lie. tell your girl, "i'm gonna keeping f*cking you and start f*cking another girl too. if you don't like it, i'll replace you too."

1 man - 1 woman: that's not what god (nature) designed! it is what the bible has been translated into. nature dictates 1 man, many women. and after you live in this baby factory, you will realize that woman and ninos are on a different level. the bible or societies tool for legal (more restrictions, less freedom) justification says the 1 man - 1 woman.

back to joe: so always there are those and will be those that want to transfer personal responsility from the person to anther person. obama and his "great american giveaway," pobrecitas, and "girls gone wild."

i write this post because there are those that say international sex guide is a bad community where association is detrimental. and it are those individuals that want to joe francis blood for him benefacting from the exercised liberties of others.

are those that help support girls, children, senior citizens (family) benefactors or exploiters. to label them exploiters is to transfer the female's personal responsibility upon the benefactor: to label them benefactors is a more accurate characterization.

it's easy for those with absolutely 0% exposure to judge. it also should be even easier for those individuals to simply change the channel, close out the webpage, or to stop being nosey as to who's f*cking who.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/joe_francis

Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 13:36
As detailed intensively by "TJ Texan," these Ninos Nicas estan fragil!

Yesterday, I felt ill de repente. No sabia que the beers I drank the night before or the kisses I received from the new employee or the second recruit. Regardless, I took my under-the-weather ass to the farmacia and bought a penicilin shot. The penicilin cost US $3.50 and the needle is US $0.50.

Today, I feal great and am ready to tackle the world!

Self Medicate Nicas.

P.S. My staff (occupational) said that the more Ninos Nicas an employee has, the more unreliable they will be. Wierd? You would think that someone with lots of children (ie. gastos) would be more subservant. The locals differ. They say the epidemic called, "El nino esta enfermo" will be heard more than roll call.

Every P.I.M.P. needs three sets of staff (occupational, residence, social.)

How do you guys f*cking live? Pinches Tontos!

Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 13:43
So when I talk to every girl, worldwide, I tell them about my 2 for 1 orgasm guarantee!

I give them 2, before I get 1.

Always their eyes get BIG! Always they think about the ride! Always they get turned on.

How is it possible to make such a blanket guarantee? Answer: Just try!

Luck.

Regardless, if you're trying to give a girl 2 orgasms before your first, that means you will be in the p*ssy working. Working! Working! Exploring. Working that p*ssy like no other male has ever worked her p*ssy before.

She will come back.

Add a few tricks into your bag and she'll always be curious on your next move.

Do they earn 2 from me before my first? Sometimes. And sometimes not.

At least this is the sales pitch when I meet a new woman. After the first few f*ck sessions it becomes all about me.

I Got Mine: You Were Bullsh*ttin'!

Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 13:53
Chris Rock, the comedian, has a new comedy special where he travels the world telling his jokes. During this presentation he made two good points.

(1) Don't nobody with a job want to hear about you and your career!

(2) I got a job. I can't sit around all day practicing my stroke! This money: You want this money, don't you b*tch. You better call Tyrone, but if you do I'm throwing your ass out.

What I like best is, "I can't sit around all day practicing my stroke!"

In Nicaragua, you can!

Meat Loaf.

Meat Loaf
03-16-09, 21:44
I could detail the desert I had after eating lunch, but why "rub it in?"

Tiny 12
03-17-09, 05:04
Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.

Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?

Thanks

Meat Loaf
03-17-09, 19:54
Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.

Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?

Thanks

Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!

Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.

Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.

I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.

Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.

Meat Loaf
03-17-09, 19:55
Obviously, I cannot disclose my security measures!

Mexico City is the kidnap capital of the world with 3,000 per annum.
Colombia in the south.

Let's just say that one should run the streets- get gangster- and then elevate their stature.

I would not recommend low profile, especially if your skin is not the color of the populace. They already think you're rich: You better prepare for the nonsense.

Employees? They can become victim to gangsterism and your local power (ie. police, politics, business, etcetera.) When overseas, you must go beyond your domestic lifestyle.

Professional Bodyguards of professional quality are US $40,000 per year.

Executive insurace policies of US $250,000 payout are US $500 per month.

Meat Loaf
03-18-09, 08:25
Meat Loaf, While I've never considered spending significant time in Nicaragua, I have given some thought to security in Latin America. Specifically, I've wondered if the people you hire to protect you could end up extorting money from or kidnapping you. I guess there are two ways to play it -- either you (a) keep a low profile and try to fly under the radar of the bad guys, or (b) you pay for security which in itself is going to raise your profile and let the bad guys know you've got money.

Since you've hired security, you've thought about this. What are your thoughts on finding people to protect you that won't screw you, and whether the plusses of security outweigh the minuses?

Thanks

You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!

You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.

You may also recal the post I wrote a few months ago about how I know people who are going to el preso on a frequent basis.

You must be prepared and ready to introduce "some fool" to God!

Meat Loaf
03-18-09, 08:42
so you're on the streets of nicaragua, are you scared to say, "what's up" to the homies?

i recommend that to truly understand your society one should visit the pinta!
catch a case, do your bid! don't pay bribes. don't pay bond. and you will visit during trial.

tipitapa, nicaragua: this is the pinta where most capitalinos get sent to serve out their bids. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! hay putas, mota, yeo, comida casera, music, wuado. it could be puro bacanal! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

cost of food per inmate is us $0.50 per day spread over two (2) meals.
clase calor! no hay camas. you're family must bring your food, daily.

who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?

cedeso, mexico: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay nortenas, yeo, mota, burritos, putas, mezcal. it's horrible if you have no money: it's alright if you have money! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

who are your peers? take a visit and you will meet individuals from all of latin america. who do you think your peers will be?

usa / state dept. of corrections: this pinta is listed as comparison. hay mota, yeo, hooch, homosexual sex (prostitution.) it's horrible no matter what: no freedom! extortion exists like every prison, so don't get too stupid with "the vic."

who are your peers? racial minorities (ie. black americans, latinos, peckerwoods / ab.) who will save you?

usa immigration jail: after gettting released from the usa prison or during immigration detention, you can do a stretch approaching 9 months. these 9 months aren't too much different from 9 in the aforementioned. why? people are applying through usa immigration court, fighting, deportation or extradition to a foreign-country: these people want to become usa citizens or continue residing in the usa.

some.

the others are deep into their professional careers!

many hide behind their societies social strati and when that security blanket is removed / revoked, they're naked among those they benefitted from via the oppression. if you're an oppressor, by default of piel, it will be a daily experience. if you're accustomed to oppression, it will normal living! those that are visible targets in the wrong country or tank will learn their character quickly and often.

so what i'm saying is, "you need to meet and spend time wit the homies on the street 'cause when it's time to check into government housing, you'll be capable of relating." this is another layer of the "street security team," tiny 12.

i list this post because if you're not prepared to enable someone to meet their higher power, you will become prey. if you are willing to get tried by 12 versus carried by 6, "la pinta" could be your reality.

murder conviction in nicarauga is only a 25 year sentence!

aggravated (ie. use of a weapon) conviction(s) in the usa are 10 years per count.

possession of "el cuete" in mexico is a multa o the option of "polvo o plata!"

what country is safer in your opinion? are you strong enough to "do your time?"

who are your peers in nicaragua? los deportaron! (the deportees.)

Member #2964
03-18-09, 12:30
You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.

Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.

Meat Loaf
03-18-09, 13:59
Recent "Me Loaf" posts have detailed how for the same US $60,000, one can replicate the "Playboy Mansion" in any other Latin American market without the security concerns.

Mexico City: US $60,000 aint shit!
Jaco Beach, Escazu, Costa Rica: US $60,000 aint shit!
Paitilla, Marbella, Dorado, el Canal, Panama: US $60,000 aint shit!
Cartagena, Cali, Medellin, Colombia: US $60,000 aint shit!
Sao Paolo e Rio de Janeiro, Brazil: US $60,000 aint shit!

Nicaragua: US $60,000 is shit and you could loose your life over its image!

Security. What delincuente, with intelligence, is going to travel internationally to "pull a jack move" on a US $60,000 lifestyle. A damn fool! And like a damn fool, you the honest citizen, get the right and are encourage to "split that fool's wig!"

Security. Only dumb delincuentes from the local market would attempt a "jaack move" on the US $60,000 image. And that fool would know / should know / or will find out, that an attempt "to pull a jack move" will be met fiercely!

Only delincuentes in your home market that are foolish to the streets and their families future would try. Why? 'Cause you've already beat them to the punch.

Who's on payroll? (1) Legally licensed to carry a gun! (2) Legally registered with your embassy. (3) Legally licensed within the community. (4) Known and mantener the police officers in your district: Get that special police access (Code 4.) (5) Known and mantener the local politicians. (6) Say what's up to the street: Put some work in on the street. (7) Armed-security gets contracted for the residence and street. (8) Build your social network of "loyal" and "honest" associates.

In contrast, those not successful, don't do shit within their communities except go to work and back home. Spend more on credit cards. Call the police and receive service.

Fact: You guys are not ready for the poorest Spanish-country in the world!
And you thought a Latino is a Latino, or the sterotype that all Latinos = Mexican 'cause you're in the USA. Mexico is just as rich as Canada. Nicaragua is the exact opposite. What's the difference between Mexico and Canada? One group is Brown, the other is White. One group speaks English, the other Spanish. One group invests within their country, the other flee.

Lots of Laughs: Lots of Truth!

With security measures as described, any delincuente in any country, is facing a powerful machine. And if successful, the delincuente has a powerful "victim." This is all assuming that step #1- el cuente suya- runs out of ammo. The second clip gets emptied. Sus compadres unload to zero. And then you get secuestered.

These security measures are the same security measures that "any" successful Gringo should have in place within the USA. In your neighborhood, do you sponsor the police? Do they know your name as to prevent bullsh*t tickets? Are you on any city boards? Ok, so you aint doing sh*t in your hometown: Agreed! Do you support your right to personal protection, the Second Ammendment? Do you have a home security system, and car alarm, and home / renters insurance? In Nicaragua that's called, armed security guards. Do you know the guys that hang out on your neighborhood corner? How about at the McDonalds? Do you know your "local bad guys?" If not, you'lll meet as a victim.

These are "security measures" that are undertaken by anyone successful within their home community. It (the game) doesn't change throughout this hemisphere.

Pick anybody that's successful in the USA, and they have bodyguards, too!

If you aint rolling with bodyguards in the USA, you aint doing shit! Are they concerned about the attention? No, it's called "celebrity." Are they changing-up their ganancia? No. They keep los cuetes bien cerquita!

In conclusion Tiny 12, US $60,000 in Nicaragua = US $1.8 million in the USA.
Is someone with US $1.8 million in annual disposable income protected by security guards?

What do you think?

If the delincuentes think / believe / watch you spending cash of US $1.8 million per year in living expense, are they going to "try a jack move?"

DAMN SKIPPY THEY WILL! Welcome to the USA.

Meat Loaf
03-18-09, 14:00
You have your own thread and you have not one pic posted on it.
Then you nasty mouth photos posted by others.

Didn't you ever learn a photo is worth more then a thousand words.

I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.

With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"

Xdred
03-18-09, 17:53
I should keep my mouth closed since I have never posted a pic.

With your ridicule Member #2964, I will learn when to "zip it!"

In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).

Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.

Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.

It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.

One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.

So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.

As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.

Tiny 12
03-18-09, 19:31
You may recall the post I wrote a few months back about how I, "Me Loaf," know of four (4) people who were victims to murder!

You may also recall how I know buys that have gone to the pinta / el preso / la celda for their bids (under 2 years,) and have re-hit the street.


Interesting posts, thanks Meat Loaf. When you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?

Meat Loaf
03-19-09, 03:25
It should be said that I'm a big fan of research. Learning all that I can about various people and societies is great!

I do not intend to offend anyone with these posts! I am only exchanging ideas to be consumed as thoughts or debates. I profess that no person or group is superior or inferior than another and that all are given respect automatically. Only after dis-respect has occured does an individual begin to loose stature.

Treat a man as a man: Treat a human being as a human being!

Some topics are pure acedemic, while others are realized acts.

I write these posts in third person so that an individual who chooses to be offended or praised may opt for such sentiments, while another may be oblivious.

I write this "Revelation" as we may discuss some sensitive topics that some may choose not to be luminated.

Much respect is extended to every strati of the domestic society and every citizen. May we all be so blessed as to experience and communicate "tales," fiction or non-fiction, as a "guest." May one never forget the virtues of hospitality!

I, "Me Loaf," recommend all human beings to visit and help develop the Land of Volcanoes.

God is Good: Nicaragua is Blessed.

Meat Loaf
03-19-09, 03:38
interesting posts, thanks meat loaf. when you say bids above, do you mean they went to jail for contract hits (murder), and got less than 2 years?

on the street, you hear things. in the news, you see things.

2 years: how long was gringo, eric volz waiting trial?

you can ride pine in the usa for 2 year waiting trial as well.

it's all the same when you're property (ie. citizen) of the government.

going rate, us $ 60 per day (usa federal system)

that's the value of your physical possession payable by the usa government.

if you're in the demographic that usa locks-up, (ie. poor whites, blacks, latinos, native americans) then la pinta is your community.

i write this 'cause "lots of hatred" exists. the populace is upset 'cause some family member in the demographic was "played dirty" by the usa. so, when the tables can be turned, they will be turned.

who are your peers? this is the realities of your peers. your community!

security? survival. understanding. not patronizing. genuine character. establishing your ground. being a "real mf."

this is what build security, not the tarifa ni "vic."

street criminal jobs are the same around the world!

"the chickens are coming home, to roost!"

this is the reality of guilt by associaiton, (ie. color, citizenship, etcetera.)

* i watch way too much nypd blue, law and order, csi, the shield, the first 48 hours, fletch, agitha christi, msnbc, dateline nbs, lou dobbs, etcetera. with all of this fodder, it is no reason my posts are entertaining. *

Meat Loaf
03-19-09, 13:21
In the photo section there is ample representation of the Chicas in Nicaragua. I would rather fu*k than take photos any day. I had one new Sony camera stolen (my fault).

Nicaragua is not for the average gringo and the Meat Loaf forum deals with the realities of living the dream, on the ground, from an expat perspective. This is very different from the average four day sex tourist.

Having spent four months in-country last year and one this year I could not claim to be a Nicaragua expert. My experience mongering and working in Central, South America and the Caribbean over two decades did not prepare me for Nicaragua.

It required three weeks of constant observation and help from the locals to recognize street danger here. I thought I was prepared.

One night in Bogata at 3am I step outside from a club, snuggling with a hot Paisa Chica (non pro) on the sidewalk. She was feeling no pain from three hours of drinking and other substances. The chemistry between us was good and she agreed to go to my apartment and continue partying. Once outside a Colombian on a Harley Davidson asks me some questions about Linux. Twenty yards away, across the street, we all notice two groups of feuding narcos pull out handguns and square off. People clear the sidewalks and give them room. We don't move or stop our conversation. A hot girl, looming gun battle, Linux, all in the same moment. Just a regular night in Santa Fe Bogata.

So what am I trying to say? Nicaragua is distinctively different from Colombia, Costa Rica, and other countries where most would monger. My first impression of the Nica chicas was not favorable. I was spoiled due to my attraction to the more traditional Latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Costa Rica, and Mexico etc. With time in-country their look and incredible personal interaction, I became hooked.

As for the danger decide for yourself. If you do not speak Spanish and know Managua go to only mainstream locations. Always look for the older cab drivers as they may be less intent on robbing you.

Glad to see you returned to the International Sex Guide.

XDred is a monger / gentleman that is approaching the status of "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" inductee DrDewman!

As you know XDred, there are more cocheras than coches in Nicaragua and it's hard to estacionarse.

The local hoes liked XDred. I enjoyed my time spent with XDred, except for that day he got drunk and started talking stupid sh*t. Fortunately, we were able to get him back on track.

XDred had more "teenies" and "twenty-somethings" chasing his schlong than a college football star.

XDred speaks / writes / shares the truth concerning the streets of Managua. Hell, they tried to "pull his card" on his 6th day of Nicaragua expereince. (Read the post, "XDred" thwarts assailants.) XDred sqaushed that sh*t with ease!

I miss mongering with XDred: Come Back Soon!

God is Good.

Meat Loaf
03-19-09, 13:57
Are you scared to chase after the p*ssy that you want to f*ck?

Are you scared of:

(1) Her family protectionism?
(2) Her country?
(3) Her neighborhood?
(4) Her power as a female?
(5) Your ability to survive (ie. gain employement / income)?
(6) Learn her language?
(7) Re-learn society?
(8) Re-produce yourself for the local community?
(9) Leave "friends" and "family" behind in the naturalized country?
(10) Learn your capacity?

And Etcetera. Are you scared of the above?

You can allow and empower others to dictate the placing of your schlong or you can write / control your own existence and destiny! Dictate = (ie. incarceration where homosexuality is the only option, USA Prison System; Revocation of Passport; Child Support Payments; Alimony; Credit Card Debt; Occupational Location; Her Family; Her Neighborhood; etcetera.)

You're scared to go after your desire / dream / reality! You like the thought, but not the act(s.) That's cool, but accept this as the fact of your personality. Likewise, accept the fact that you have a "subsistance job" paying US $24,000 - US $60,000: SURVIVAL.

You failed professionally! You failed in romantice, which is why you read ISG. You do not have to fail in fulfilling your lifelong dream of Latin America!
You Gringos are in or approaching the "Golden Years," so are you going to die with a list of failures? Probably so, you're accustomed to loosing and being controlled by other!

God is Good.

Meat Loaf
03-20-09, 12:16
So she attempted to move-in yesterday with four duffle bags! 'Oh no, puta.

The pussy was good texture, but I knew it would get boring. The cula was good too. The "BJ" skills were lacking comared to the second-to-last chava I've had. She would "BJ" for hours at a time, 3 times per day.

The problem for our separation is that fact that her Spanish is too advanced / intricate for me! The humor of her statements left too much confusion. It was nobody's fault, but the reality. Maybe this is also the reason why in 2008, we had a few threesomes and I kicked her out of my house with instructions not to return. She told me that's why she didn't return per my instructions.

Today, I have this girl from Saturday starting. Starting? What's her job? Cook "Me Loaf," clean "Me Loaf," planchar mis sabanas, y "Servicio al jefe." A fair salary was negotiated.

When you bless ladies with "M.E.A.T. L.O.A.F.", the d*ck talks for itself. Who speaks for you? Yeah, he doesn't have much to say!

Do you supply a work uniform? Yes, a bath towel that they wrap around their breasts and waist. This allows for easy access!

She's cool and will visit on Mondays and Fridays, starting next week.

FRIENDS : How many of us have them?

Meat Loaf
03-20-09, 12:21
I wrote this piece in an attempt to further expound upon the reasons why Nica pussy just may be a better bargain than good old Yankee pussy at $7.50/ejaculation. That is not to say that Nica or any other pussy on the global stage is without its share of risks as well as rewards. Hopefully my contribution will help Mr. Meat Loaf in his assessment of gringo risk vs reward regarding Nica/Latin American women vs US women.

Involvement with women brings some attendant risks wherever you do it. If you marry or have children with a woman in the USA or Latin America there will be severe economic consequences. Either way you’re going to be a horse pulling a cart or carriage. So what is the difference? The difference between the USA and L. America is how determined and efficient the state is at finding you and applying those economic sanctions.

In the US the system is designed to punish the noncustodial parent. “Noncustodial parent” is really code for the male parent since in most cases the woman is awarded custody. The judicial system will make sure that the man’s financial situation is severely constrained. As the noncustodial parent prepare to see your standard of living sink to unbelievable lows while your custodial ex-wife or ex-girlfriend’s standard of living improves considerably thanks to your financial support. She will also receive much more favorable treatment under tax laws. Her child support income will be tax-exempt (it’s based on your pre-tax dollars and you pay the tax), she will have head of household filing status and possible eligibility for the earned income tax credit (http://www.urban.org/publications/407347.html#sec1). Remarriage and fathering more children cannot reduce your obligated support payments for previous children. This guarantees that the woman’s child support and, or, alimony payments do not decrease. It also serves as a strong disincentive to the man’s starting a new family.

Can you live on 40-48% of your income after taxes? That is what you’ll have to do after the US courts get done with you. In Latin America the system isn’t designed specifically to punish the man or to seek him out through tax, social security, labor, and transportation systems. The women know that the system has better things to do than tracking down ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends and making them pay for el nene. They will be happy to accept a fair sum of money given willingly rather take their chances with the system. Like I said either way you’re going to be a caballo. You may as well choose your barnyard.

This Post Will Not Be Ignored: "Cocha Monger" enlightens "Dumb A*S Sons-of-B*tches."

Meat Loaf
03-21-09, 00:35
¡Mami Chula me duele!

10+ on the pussy!
9+ on the culo!
6.5+ on the blowjob!
9+ on the kisses!
9.5+ on the carne!
9+ on the cara!

She's mine, everyday!

She's been looking for some real d*ck and finally found it in "Me Loaf."

Meat Loaf
03-21-09, 12:38
For once, "Me Loaf" has nothing to write about.

Por fin, M.E.A.T.L.O.A.F. has nothing to write about.

Who needs the ignore button, when "Me Loaf" is voluntarily ignoring himself?

Doubt98
03-21-09, 14:25
I've read most of your posts and have put up with your attitude on how to get what you want from women. I've followed your posts listing what a wonderful life 60K will get in Nicaragua. I have even overlooked your statements challenging other people to get off their asses and actually book a flight outside their safety zone. But you have gone too far this time.

You watch Lou Dobbs?

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 01:38
I've read most of your posts and have put up with your attitude on how to get what you want from women. I've followed your posts listing what a wonderful life 60K will get in Nicaragua. I have even overlooked your statements challenging other people to get off their asses and actually book a flight outside their safety zone. But you have gone too far this time.

You watch Lou Dobbs?

Great Humor and Inspiration!


I wanted to leave your post as the last post for the eternity of ISG, but you and everyone eslse knows that I have a "Big Keyboard."

Doubt98 represents what ISG is all about: Comaraderie.

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 01:40
So she attempted to move-in yesterday with four duffle bags! 'Oh no, puta.

The pussy was good texture, but I knew it would get boring. The cula was good too. The "BJ" skills were lacking comared to the second-to-last chava I've had. She would "BJ" for hours at a time, 3 times per day.

The problem for our separation is that fact that her Spanish is too advanced / intricate for me! The humor of her statements left too much confusion. It was nobody's fault, but the reality. Maybe this is also the reason why in 2008, we had a few threesomes and I kicked her out of my house with instructions not to return. She told me that's why she didn't return per my instructions.

Today, I have this girl from Saturday starting. Starting? What's her job? Cook "Me Loaf," clean "Me Loaf," planchar mis sabanas, y "Servicio al jefe." A fair salary was negotiated.

When you bless ladies with "M.E.A.T. L.O.A.F.", the d*ck talks for itself. Who speaks for you? Yeah, he doesn't have much to say!

Do you supply a work uniform? Yes, a bath towel that they wrap around their breasts and waist. This allows for easy access!

She's cool and will visit on Mondays and Fridays, starting next week.

FRIENDS : How many of us have them?

Before her departure she blessed me with her "p*ssy sales presentation." She called "a marc" and told him the price is ala carte.

Tongue: Blowjob.
Bebida: Tittie Milk.
Fish: Panocha.
Beans: Anal Sex.

The price is based upon your appetite and meal selection.

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 02:27
Vagobundo Update, Saturday, March 2?, 2009:

Vagobundo that is "employed" by Meat Loaf during business hours to hang out, talk sh*t, drink, smoke, and enjoy Gringo Hospitality.

Compensation package: Free Breakfast; Free Lunch; Free Liquid and Fire; and Salary. Nonetheless,...

Vagobundo appeared at "Me Loaf's" door with "sob story" about being homesless and not having anyone else to rely upon.

Meat Loaf: Me neither. Being homeless builds character. Do you know how many times I've been homeless? Being homeless in this weather is called camping.

Vagobunda Update, Sunday, March 2?, 2009:

Neighbor who was spotted at the wh*rehouse one day during 2008 before changing to another wh*rehouse approached "Meat Loaf."

Saludos were held yesterday after many months of sight, but no voice.

"Sob story" about una tia esta enferma y she needs C$ 200 for taxi.

Meat Loaf: No, Dale Pues.

The nonsense will knock on your door!

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 13:09
Taxi transporation is big in Managua.

Vehicle: Purchase used Hyundai with placas for US $3,000 - US $5,000.
"Meat Loaf" pricing since I'm a local.

Driver: C $150, US $7.50, es la ganancia por un turno de 8 hours. 0600 - 1400 hours and 1400 - 2200 hours.

Gas: Only have the driver purchase gas for each specific passenger journey.

Security: Have the driver "drop off" the money every C$ 300.

Dispatch: Run the business from your Enitel phone and / or cell phone.

Maintenance: Don't spend too much; just enough to keep the wheels turning.

Quota: The driver must "hustle up" C$150 per hour of driving.

Monthly Gross Revenue Opportunity: US $500 - US $3,000 per month.

The taxi business is one of the few businesses where one can make "some real money." Approximately 25,000 taxi cabs exist.

In Nicaragua, the entrepreneur must recognize the plethora of manual labor available and construct their business model accordingly. This is not a "Intellectual Property" society. This is a manual labor society! In Nicaragua, you need to have machines and the employees operate the machine (ie. taxi, maquila, digging ditches (ie. Obama has "saved" these jobs for you Gringos.)

I thought about purchasing a few taxi cabs, but I don't hold anything physical so this is out for "Me Loaf." I've given you guys so much information it's a shame you're still sitting in the USA.

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 13:20
How can I say that?

Average education is middle school ( grade 3 - grade 8.)
Over 70% of the populace do not know how to use a computer.
They listen to 1980s USA Pop music.

Over 70% of the populace do not know how to use a computer.

Mexico is 10 years behind the USA!
Nicaragua is 25 years behind the USA!

For we computer enthusiasts (ie. International Sex Guide writers and lurkers,) imagine life without a computer. Would it be a life? Well, Nicaraguans don't even know how to type no a keyboard; how to turn on a computer; or anything else computer related. And if they do know computers, they want to make websites with the Flash bullshit. Flash sucks and takes too long to load. (Me Loaf is not a computer guy either, but use the computer as a tool.)

2009 in the USA = 1984 in Nicaragua.

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 13:24
Starting my morning in anticipation of "My Redbone" arriving for work!

Them "Texas Boys" would be so proud that "I'm holdin' a Red."

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 22:53
Starting my morning in anticipation of "My Redbone" arriving for work!

Them "Texas Boys" would be so proud that "I'm holdin' a Red."

Damn, I don't "admire" many vichos, but this one I do.

Of course, the famous Nicaraguan "heckle" was held. What do I refer? If you haven't learned the two most common Nicaraguan statements / excuses / etcetera, then you should stop reading "Me Loaf" posts.

Imagine those thick Sistas' like Jackie from 227; Yo-Yo from Ice Cube raps; Oaktown 357; Jet Baeuty of the Week; Kim Wilbanks from Comic View; and those other thick light skin women.

I've been beating that juicy, meaty, wet a*s up with a vengance.

While I was knee-deep, the ex-employee from last week arrived, but I had to tell her that I was "strokin'." She understood: She wants to spend the night.

She's baeen lacking some real meat. I kinow 'cause she likes it deep. Most guys can't get deep. That's my job.

All of this sex is getting boresome.

I'm volunteering for caballo! What are you pulling?

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 23:03
She caught a sucker. He caught himself another opportunity to "play victim." They pursue this drama together.

"Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" travels the world in pursuit of mantener!
He's financially supported vagabundas all over the world. He's even gone as far as to marry these "pobrecitas." "Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" is now in Nicaragua. (You need to learn and will learn the word mantener.)

Like horse-and-buggy, he pulls all of the weight, while she and her passengers sit in comfort. Depending upon the mule / horse / "Typical Gringo Sex-Tourist" she can ride first-class or just coach / economy, his.

In Nicaragua you should expect to pull the weight (financially supporting) of at least 4 people, 2 of which are adults! Those with more strength; those pursuing the thoughts of a horse can expect; will be told to pull more weight. At times, el caballo may pull upwards to twenty people!

DAMN! "Say it aint so, Joe?"

Parties, Sweet 16, Family Outings, Funerals, el nino esta enfermo, etcetera. Like cockroaches, they all appear. And like a good horse, he continues to pull the weight, or at least until she retires him (ie. divorce, court-enforced child support.)

Go Caballo Go!

That dumb Son of a B*tch escaped Nicaragua with his life; no lien on assets or future earnings; and another opporutunity to graze a different pasture.

You are not the father!

He was relieved: He was non-emotional.

Already in "papi mode," the Gringo financially supported upwards to 20 people, daily. Family members who fled to Costa Rica for work returned to Nicaragua when they learned of the Gringo entering the family. Why work in Central America when the Gringo works in the USA.

She tried to "lock him up." She tried "to take him for the "long ride." She hedged her bets by taking d*ck from several men, but the "Gringo Goose" didn't lay his eggs.

That SOB was being led around by her and her family as is custom for a caballo. Caballos Estadounidense are accustom to taking orders and being told what to do by "officials," so it was an easy transition for him.

You are not the father! He's probably disappointed and will try again with a different woman. That's his modus operendi.

If you play long enough with fire, you will get burned!

Birth Control Shot is the first step.
Step #2, keep a trust fund with US $300 for the abortion.
Step #3, purchase a one-way ticket back to the USA. ¡Correrle Guey!

Will my next caballo story be about you based upon your admission in the nonsense? I'm sure it will, Mr. Ed. Or are you a Clydesdale? Either way, she' and her comrades will ride you under the illusion that you're riding her (ie. missionary position, doggy style, flying duck, etcetera.)

Meat Loaf
03-23-09, 23:27
Disclaimer: Fact of the matter is, males have zero (0%) voice in "Women's Rights." Males are lucky tio obtain "Father's Rights." Don't waste emotions on the morality of abortion. This is reality!

Only two (2) countries in Latin America legally allow / permit abortions: Cuba and Suriname, South America. Mexico City is performing abortions, but not over-the-counter as of yet.

Cuba: Catch a flight from Cancun, Mexico, to Havana, Cuba. Vale US $300 roundtrip. The other route is CD. Mexico para Havana. Tell Cuba not to stamp your passport if USA.

Suriname:

Nicaragua: The doctor and patient can be incarcerated for up to 5 years for the medical procedure. Under the table they are available for US $300.

Conclusion: If she and her comarades want you, Gringo, to pull caballo, you will! And she'll use the power of the USA government, free of charge, to enforce it. You will be held hostage within the USA working so the USA can bank wire her 20% child support payment.

Learn the last option "you have:" How good are your salesmanship skills? The next 18+ plus years are at risk. Read more about Latin American Abortions http://www.choike.org/nuevo_eng/informes/5010.html

Meat Loaf Continues to Educate Men. I've done more fathering to you guys than your birth-fathers ever did. And what thanks do I get? Nada! Es mi placer.

Dickhead
03-24-09, 00:23
Just get a vasectomy, for Christ's fucking sake. Any responsible monger should do that. You think you might change your mind, freeze some swimmers or get the vasectomy where they put the valve in. Me, I had the good kind.

Meat Loaf
03-24-09, 11:03
just get a vasectomy, for christ's fucking sake. any responsible monger should do that. you think you might change your mind, freeze some swimmers or get the vasectomy where they put the valve in. me, i had the good kind.

that is an option, true.
this post is not a personal response to "dickhead," but the concept / procedure.

getting a vasectomy due to your fear of a woman's motive accomplishes their mission- castrating you!

a man fears being "taken for a ride" so he castrates himself. a woman fears nothing and uses the usa child support laws as extortion and income generation.

that's the first mistake, usa thinking. can you see a latin american born male gettnig castrated because he's scared of benig accused as the father and child supoort payments? i've detailed the environment of panzona. already, you're behind the societal 8-ball. already you've lost. nobody cares about producing offspring, but the misplaced gringo. and the gringo isn't scared of offspring, but he's scared of his usa citizenship and their laws within the usa. overseas, those usa laws prevent one from being successful within the society they reside. how can you survive the society thinking usa laws in nicaragua. simple, you've placed yourself under two sets of laws. you've made it worse for yourself!

as a gringo with usa citizenship you are a constant "marca blanca" or target. being a gringo is not based upon citizenship, but rearing. the target has been painted upon you by your citizenship! shed the citizenship, and the "conceptions" of others on how to get your reales will subside. as the target, alterior motives are abound, mostly from hollywood, and how to ride you for 18+ years is your exposure. (in mexico, especially along the border, the chavalas arleady know the usa system and how to navigate it, for free.

understand, the attorney general is free for her. gaingin "ownership" or father's rights for you is a several year process and thousands of dollars.

to date in latin america successfully as a grnigo citiznship, one can not give a fuck about right and wrong. you must think and comunicate as the society you reside. i told yu fellas' that you'ren ot ready and you're too scared to relocated to latin america. you're not "hard enough."

fact: once you have 1-child on the books, the child support payments do not increase much for additional children. common structure:

17 - 20% for the first child.
2-5 % more for the second.
3% for the third.
etcetera.
no more than 50% of your gross monthly wages can be confirep001ed for child support payments. obviously, you'll never get the money to petition the court for "father's rights." you're caballo! you can claim fatherhood when her dick of the week is not present. caballo.

a male is not the "owner" iof the offspring: the male only has "access" to the offspring depending upon the "mother." and depending upon your request with the court to "gain ownership" or custody. the judge deciding your ownership interest. the "mother" agreeing. you're already "a sucker." to "think" you're voice is recognizable without the request of an outside party (ie. the family cuort) is naieve.

visitation rights: every other saturday and sunday. total time equals 17% of the month. chicld support payment is 20% of gross income. as an aside, prison inmates are allowed visitation every weekend. so who's in jail, you or the offspring with weekend visitation.

you guys better get active in court fighting for "father's rights" in the usa. will you? no. why? 'cause you're not hard enough to take a child from the mother. you're caballo to pay 20% for 17% exposure.

snipping your nutts lowers you rungs on the biological ladder of procreation. cutting your tubes places you in a different mentality than society. but it's your option.

i would consider the medical procedure empowering others over oneself. for example, the penalty of incarceration within the usa is to stop your reproduction. the courts have decided the trajectory of your lineage and race (ie. black american accounting for 50% of all usa prision populations, although only 13% of the population. even during slavery they would "lock-up" the black males as to prevent population growth. same thing today. now they're donig it against latinos. hopefully, they can make the former inmate a homosexual causing more community destruction (ie. aids, broken family, ostracization) is an alterior motive.)

if you don't think and recognize the plight of oppressed peoples, how will you survive among the world's poor?

who's in power?

fellas', i have over 20 yeras of experience in "father's rigths" with volumes of work available commercially, housed in the us library of congress, and the tombs of courthouses throughout the usa. with 40% of usa children being born as bastards, you better staart fighting. i love this shit!

Meat Loaf
03-24-09, 11:45
USA:

50% of first-marriages end in divorce! (And hw much was her ring and the wedding?)
65% of second-marriages end in divorce.
40% of all children are being born to "single-mothers."

Law / Custom:

The baby goes to the woman.
If you can demonstrate the "mother" as being "unfit," you may get custody. Otherwise, buckle-up for a 3 - 7 year legal fight, at your expense.

Date of Birth:
Any and everything prior to this date is moot. Why? You have 0% voice in "Woman's Rights."
At birth, based upon your signature of the birth certificate, you have accepted financial responsiblity / debt for 18+ years. If your employer provides health care, th term is 25 years.

Taxation:

Child support payments are tax free to the custodial parent.
Child tax credits approaching US $5,000 are earned annually by the custodial parent.
ACH transaction (electronic garnishments) facilitate all payments.

Child support is a seperate issue than visitation. Visitation must be petitioned in court. Child support is enforced with incarceration and revocation of occupational and social licenses. (Read Chocha Monger's Post from two weeks ago.) Child support is enforced by the Attorney General, free of charge. International child support services are available when USA citizens are involved: It's not hard for a foreign citizen to to get you on the roles.

Modern Day Slavery: Every offspring is worth 20% of the non-custodial parent's income, tax free. Every child is worth tax credits.

Example: Male earns US $30,000 per annum. Child support payment of US $600 per month: US $7,200 per year. Tax credits approaching US $5,000. Total value of the offspring is US $12,200 per year for this transaction.

How cold, Meat Loaf: Tranaction.

US $12,200 times 18 = US $192,000.

Plus she got the house. 50% of your assets. Possibly alimony in California.

Caballo. Land of the Free, Home of the BRave.

LOL.

"Father's Rights" takes that US $192,000 and puts it in your pocket, not hers. Somebody has to loose: Will you be the victor or looser?

What gives her the qualification to rear a child? Female gender. She carried the baby for 9-months: You had 0% voice in that decision.

The USA will charge the male for maternity expense, although you have "no consideration." It's illegal: You can't charge someone for something that they had no voice / consideration. At this juncture they attempt to introduce Abgortion Rights as a red-herring.

You'll also pay for the DNA test. You also need to petion the court for change of income status.

Your offsprnig / family life is being mandated by third parties and their biases and words written on paper (ie. law.)

You guys are not ready for the real world! Are you "man enough" to take US $192,000 from the mother of your child? Aer you "man enough" to rear the child with your new woman, and not her new "boy toy."

Who will save you / help you? How much will Meta loaf charge? The value of the aforementioned offspring is US $192,000, adjusted for inflation it is higher; adjusted for promotion in salary it is higher. Legal fees of US $150 per hour. 18 year retainer. I would recommend a service fee US $50,000. In personal injury the attorney commision is 40%, so US $50,000 is good.
And they wrote the "mail order bride law," and they don't want to allow you international travel to onger. For what? I'm a USA citizen: It's my home. Yes, it is your home. Come to Nicaragua and we'll eat you for breakfast; send you back home to work for 18+ years remitting 20% of your check via the USA government.

You are not ready or prepared for Nicaragua / Latin America!

Nonetheless, you can't afford the legal bill of "Father's Rights." Instead, one must go hide in the corner and hope she doesn't get even more greedy!

Welcome to the USA where slavery was the foundation and is still practiced in Family Law. US $192,000 is the value of the offspring to the cutodial parent.

And you're a Gringo with USA citizenship in Latin America: Marca Blanca, the target for financial exploitation!

Dickhead
03-24-09, 19:15
Somebody needs an anatomy lesson.

Macrino
03-24-09, 21:07
I think this is the most informative, well-written post, with respect to, what us men have been reduced to here in the states. I submit this as prerequisite material for the monger. Shows that some men still have balls and are not afraid to show it.

Well done indeed meatloaf!


50% of first-marriages end in divorce! (And hw much was her ring and the wedding?)
65% of second-marriages end in divorce.
40% of all children are being born to "single-mothers."

Law / Custom:

The baby goes to the woman.
If you can demonstrate the "mother" as being "unfit," you may get custody. Otherwise, buckle-up for a 3 - 7 year legal fight, at your expense.

Date of Birth:

Any and everything prior to this date is moot. Why? You have 0% voice in "Woman's Rights."

At birth, based upon your signature of the birth certificate, you have accepted financial responsiblity / debt for 18+ years. If your employer provides health care, th term is 25 years.

Taxation:

Child support payments are tax free to the custodial parent.

Child tax credits approaching US $5,000 are earned annually by the custodial parent.
ACH transaction (electronic garnishments) facilitate all payments.

Child support is a seperate issue than visitation. Visitation must be petitioned in court. Child support is enforced with incarceration and revocation of occupational and social licenses. (Read Chocha Monger's Post from two weeks ago.) Child support is enforced by the Attorney General, free of charge. International child support services are available when USA citizens are involved: It's not hard for a foreign citizen to to get you on the roles.

Modern Day Slavery: Every offspring is worth 20% of the non-custodial parent's income, tax free. Every child is worth tax credits.

Example: Male earns US $30,000 per annum. Child support payment of US $600 per month: US $7,200 per year. Tax credits approaching US $5,000. Total value of the offspring is US $12,200 per year for this transaction.

How cold, Meat Loaf: Tranaction.

US $12,200 times 18 = US $192,000.

Plus she got the house. 50% of your assets. Possibly alimony in California.

Caballo. Land of the Free, Home of the BRave.

LOL.

"Father's Rights" takes that US $192,000 and puts it in your pocket, not hers. Somebody has to loose: Will you be the victor or looser?

What gives her the qualification to rear a child? Female gender. She carried the baby for 9-months: You had 0% voice in that decision.

The USA will charge the male for maternity expense, although you have "no consideration." It's illegal: You can't charge someone for something that they had no voice / consideration. At this juncture they attempt to introduce Abgortion Rights as a red-herring.

You'll also pay for the DNA test. You also need to petion the court for change of income status.

Your offsprnig / family life is being mandated by third parties and their biases and words written on paper (ie. law.)

You guys are not ready for the real world! Are you "man enough" to take US $192,000 from the mother of your child? Aer you "man enough" to rear the child with your new woman, and not her new "boy toy."

Who will save you / help you? How much will Meta loaf charge? The value of the aforementioned offspring is US $192,000, adjusted for inflation it is higher; adjusted for promotion in salary it is higher. Legal fees of US $150 per hour. 18 year retainer. I would recommend a service fee US $50,000. In personal injury the attorney commision is 40%, so US $50,000 is good.

And they wrote the "mail order bride law," and they don't want to allow you international travel to onger. For what? I'm a USA citizen: It's my home. Yes, it is your home. Come to Nicaragua and we'll eat you for breakfast; send you back home to work for 18+ years remitting 20% of your check via the USA government.

You are not ready or prepared for Nicaragua / Latin America!

Nonetheless, you can't afford the legal bill of "Father's Rights." Instead, one must go hide in the corner and hope she doesn't get even more greedy!

Welcome to the USA where slavery was the foundation and is still practiced in Family Law. US $192,000 is the value of the offspring to the cutodial parent.

And you're a Gringo with USA citizenship in Latin America: Marca Blanca, the target for financial exploitation!

Furysys
03-25-09, 00:17
And the situation in Canada is exactly the same. The man is obliged to pay under a numerical table based on his income, and her (alleged) needs, which are often a lot higher when she suddenly decides to become single. The single parent receives tax credits valued at $10, 000 on top of the regular exemption, and does not have to claim the income received.

What has completely boggled my mind is:

I have seen several instances where the woman is screwing around on the man, in one case a lawyer buddy told me she had 3 guys on the go. She changed the locks on the door on her husband, and he couldn't get his stuff. She is suing him for everything, including child support AND support for her boyfriend! My lawyer buddy figures she will get it. What kind of loony system allows for the women to screw around with losers, and still take the husband to the cleaners! Shove this system, and all the North American broads with it.

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 12:35
North America, specifically the USA:

Transparency (ie. public disclosure) is a great system to conduct business under. The three branches too (ie. executive, legislative, judicial.)

The nonsense is when you live under such a system.

Every activity is codified and another opportunity for them to incarcerate a(ie. breaking the law) nd financially extort (ie. court costs, legal fees.)

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 12:59
I'll be honest: I don't give a f*ck about the "single moms." Why would I?
They chose their status: Did she offer the father his right to be a "single dad?" Of course not, and now she wants sympathy or stature.

"I'm a Survivor!,they boast!

I've detailed how Chicas Nicas produce babies. I've detailed the "romantic" situation of the USA.

USA: The "single moms" which represent at least 40% of the female pool live a bullsh*t lifestyle. That's their problem.

Typical Day for USA "single moms":
They live alone with the child. When "lucky," a new dick / any dick may spend the night. She arises at 0600. Wakes up the bastard. They get dressed. She cooks some "pop tarts" or cold cereal. She drives the kid to daycare (monthly expense of US $400.) If the kid is big enough, he / she wakls to school solo. "Single mom" goes to her subsitence job. She has no social life so she's into internet dating. She leaves teh office at the end of the day. Picks up the bastard from daycare. They return home at 1800 hours to watch television, seperately, or play video games. They repeat this same schedule five days per week.

Aside: I don't want to hear about her "punk a*s kid." Nor do I want to hear about "that guy" that broker her heart.

Nicaragua: The "single mom" is unemployeed and really doesn't want to work. She lives with family members approaching 4 - 10 persons. (Read Meat Loaf's post on the Typical Nicaraguan Day, for Them.)

When I evaluate both systems of "single mom," I like the Nicaraguan version better!

All of the posts I've detailed could easily be written in the USA.

Getting USA p*ssy is easy! The broads have 0% life. And they will get 0% future with me too! They are happy to get any d*ck they can. They will prostitute themselve, but under the guise of debt (ie. not having enough money for the bills.)

USA women prostitute via:
1. cell phone bill.
2. gasoline.
3. credit card payment.
4. mortgage payment.
5. dinner.

Nicaragua:
1. cash-in-hand.

Which is more honest? Which is baetter?

Within the USA, I operate a rotation of 3 - 8 females per month. I aint got no love for the hoes!

USA: You can f*ck 25 year old "single moms;" 35 year old divorced "single moms;" 40 year old cougars; 50 year old cougars. Lots of p*ssy exists, but they are "single moms."

Don't get impressed by the broads job 'cause like you it's an occupation of subsitence living.

Why would I want some used p*ssy? Why would I want a broad with kids? Add water and stir: Ready made family. Remeber, at least 40% of the USA broads are "single moms." Why would I want all of that debt (ie. hers and the kid and mine)?

So, f*cking USA p*ssy is easy and not expensive!

Buy some toys and video games for the bastard children that the girls will being to your home. Keep the kids busy with toys, while you f*ck the mom in the bedroom!

Evening dates and daycare? I aint paying for it. Why would I? There is so much "single mom" p*ssy for free. They get 0% di*ck and are happy taking whatever is given to them.

In conclusion, residents of teh USA can f*ck like crazy if they stop trying to marry and financially impress b*tches with less than you. Impressing strangers and those with less affluance than oneself is weak!

You've done it now Meat Loaf: You've insulted the most powerful women in the world, USA. I'm not talking about the entire population, just at least 40%.

They want to silence your voice through fear and intimidation. Will you be mooted? Or will you be ahppy in the corner? Or will you prey upon "single moms?" If she gets pregnant, 100% of nothing is still nothing.

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 13:11
You can file your child custody petition "pro se" (ie. without attorney.) I suggest this the first time. Keep your expenses low and get the case active. On subsequent petitions you may introduce an attorney.

Expect to loose the first two petitions. On the third, any denial of you having custody will be seen as predjudice or bias.

Child custody cases are not free for anybody. The girl does not get free legal representation, like they do in child support (ie. Attorney General.)

Financially break her iwth legal fees. Drive her stress level up! Where was your stress level when she took the kid and your dreams of fatherhood? How much pain do you feel everyday. You're not even a "single father." You don't have a title until you purchase her and her batards and then you're called, "Step Dad." To your own children you are "Disneyland." Disneyland? Everytime you see your child(ren) it's an expense involving activities as if you were at Disneyland. The qulaity rearing of an offspring takes places within the home, daily, not on the weekend.

Save up US $2,000 for the attorney and don't pay those bullsh*t fees. The judge is not your friend! You get no "good guy points" volunteering for sh*t! The court's are already biased.

You must be "Super Man" to be a "single father." She must be a female.

Depending upon the state of your offspring, you may petition the court every 1 - 3 years. So you have at most 18 "chances" to ask a third party if you can be a father: "Single father." At minimum, you have 6 "chances."

In the USA, all you have is your job!
In Nicaragua, all they have is family.

Now, go to work 'cause that's all you have. If married, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause when she's ready for change, she will change you! And you will be on the outside looking in.

Aside: Meat Loaf is not a bitter male. Meat Loaf is not ranting. Meat Loaf is revealing the society and what should be done by males to achieve success within that society. If you don't play hard, you'll get played.

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 13:13
So I have the redbone during the day, and the last girl (ie. four duffle bags) working during the night!

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 13:27
In buisiness (ie. consumer, commercial, international, legislation) it's called "fraud" when someone "misrepresents" their offering. In sexual encounters it's called child support.

What's Meat Loaf writing about now?

She said she was on the birth control pill. She said she had her tubes tied. Now she's pregnant and the offspring is days from birth.

The court says you must pay! You introduce the concept of "fraud." The court informs you that "fraud" is not a legal defense in child support. It is a legal defense in divorce!

Re-read the above paragraph and ponder what what written.

From the moment of incertion (ie. d*ck entering p*ssy,) you are 100% at her mercy and whims! Condoms? Irrelevant. If it breaks, will the court accept manfuacturer negligence as a defense?

A male worrying about her "birth control measures" is futile. The only option is to inject the birth control shot yourself. If she doesn't want the shot, replace her.

Meat Loaf Sales Pitch:
I aint making no babies with you. We are not going to be a family 20 years in the future. You are not going to get any of my money. So erase whatever plan or idea or dream you have, and get real. When is your period? Ok, return when your period aririves. Why? 'Cause I'm going to give you the birth control shot! No you are not! Well, you can leave now and never return. I'll get a different girl to f*ck!

It's that simple!

If she returns, you can pursue a relationship maturely. If not, you've protected yourself and assets from her raid!

IT's that simple!

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 13:34
And the situation in Canada is exactly the same. The man is obliged to pay under a numerical table based on his income, and her (alleged) needs, which are often a lot higher when she suddenly decides to become single. The single parent receives tax credits valued at $10, 000 on top of the regular exemption, and does not have to claim the income received.

What has completely boggled my mind is:

I have seen several instances where the woman is screwing around on the man, in one case a lawyer buddy told me she had 3 guys on the go. She changed the locks on the door on her husband, and he couldn't get his stuff. She is suing him for everything, including child support AND support for her boyfriend! My lawyer buddy figures she will get it. What kind of loony system allows for the women to screw around with losers, and still take the husband to the cleaners! Shove this system, and all the North American broads with it.

Ok, so lets add-up the compensation for teh custodial parent>

20% of the non-custodial parents paycheck.
She gets this money tax free, so it's actually worth 30% more. (ie. US $600 per month = US $800 if earned and taxed.)
Tax credits are teh same, approaching US $5,000 per child. Put the taxation back into it and it's worth US $6,500.
So in all the custodial parent is earning great revenues "tax free" and "worry free" 'cause it's automatically taken from the non-custodian.

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 16:12
If you are a USA citizen, it does not matter where the girl lives / citizenship, she can get you on child support based upon your USA W-2.

You SOBs better become "real men" and fight in Family Couirt. Finght in legislation (ie. lobbying.) They, the USA, is out to enslave you within the Continental USA.

The new slavery (ie. child support enforcement.)

Aer you "man enough" to change your citizenship? Aer you "man enough" to illegally immigrate to another country 'casue the USA will not let you leave (ie. revocation of USA passport)? 'Yall aint ready for expat status!

Chocha Monger said, "Have you ever wondered why some Gringos thrive in Latin America while others become Carne Molida? Those that survive don't give a f*ck!"

40% of all births are to single moms!
50% of divorces end in divorce.
15% of all father's are "single dads."
3 times in court to gain custody. (3 - 9 year process)
No consideration during pregnancy / abortion / Woman''s Rights.
Date of Birth / Birth Certificate signature equals 18+ years of voluntarily mantener.

'Yall aint ready for Latin America as a USA / Gringo Citizen. Marca Blanca: Carne Molida.

Security in Latin America? Who wants Latin America more, you (ie. the Gringo Marca Blanca at risk to the USA enslavemetne) or some "punk ass fool" attempting to steal from you? Who's more gangster? Who's willing / ready / and eager to die in Latin America? 'Yall aint ready for Latin America!

USA Department of State http://travel.state.gov/family/services/support/support_582.html

Marca Blanca.

Meat Loaf
03-25-09, 19:50
Situation: I have "pink eye" and can't see! Hence, I can't work! All I can do is type shit! I did self-medicate 'cause I aint Nica: Everyone suggested that I go to the doctor, but I already know the problem and have medicine for it.

Anythiing before date-of-birth is moot!

She alleges you as the father. You're a sucker and pay her expenses. (Anything not court enforced is considered a gift. She is not required to claim on IRS filings.) You sign the birth certificate. (Law says that is a Family Court Contract.) The DNA test proves that you are not the father. You still pay for the benefit of the child, legal argument / justification.

No man has any voice in the body of a female! That's the notion.

The b*tch can "do it alone!" She's in charge of birth control and abortion rights. These 10 months of her decision(s) will dictate your next 25!

Was she on birth control as to prevent, with confidence, pregnancy? That's not your right to know! Nor is it important! Instead, you didn't wear a condom, and if so, it didn't work. Regardless, you're on the hook!

How does Meat Loaf survive Latin America where pregnancy is viewed as a beautiful thing? Harshly! It's their wants versus my esclavatud! Besides, I don't empregnante women: I give women a birth control shot and tell them what you are learning! Honesty is the best policy!

* I'm listending to NX Zero from Brazil as I type. *

Ok, so she's pregnant. Your voice is 0% in the outcome. You don't want a bad public image so you "sponsor the b*tch." She won't take the US $300. She wants a toy / child. She wants something to show-off! Whatever reason, she's taking you along for the ride!

The baby pops out 9-months later, hopefully healthy. If not, the USA will charge the medical expenses to you. You, the male, never wanted that motherfucker to begin with! Irrelevant.

So now she wants to label you as a "deadbeat!" What is she? "A mom!"

Families are not built around males, but around females. As a male, you are allowed entry into a females family. When your time is up, you are a distant-member. Unless you fight in Father's Rights, you will never have a family. You will always be a guest!

The baby is the females regardless! The minute you insert dick, it's over for the male. At this juncture all of the "Captain Save-a-Hoes" appear!

As a male you are renting pussy access and family access! Don't think different!

Do you want that 20% for your pocket? Do you want those tax credits? Do you want to rear the offspring according to your vision? Or are you content watching her rear the child, your lineage?

Stance: Whatever happens to the female is her problem 'cause she's the sole decider in the life of the offspring she porduces and her life.

Response: You're attemtping to evade responsibility. What? It's hers 'cause she chose it for herself and the offspring. Blah, Blah, Blah: Attorney General handle this guy is the response. Take his freedom and the ability to be free (ie. money.)

She wants to decide your futrue too. Flip the script and take the child!

You have no other option or choice as to protect your interests an d18+ years of future!

Let's make some "Deadbeat Moms."

Fatherhood = 50% interest. Motherhood = 50% interest.
Equal Oppoortunity, right. I heard that as a Black USA Citizen for 500 years. Do I believe it, no. And you guys are the proof or evidence. Caballo!

What's her stance then? Welcome to the USA! Then you're a bad guy for taking your interest. You stole the baby from the mom. All of the bullshit reasons / red herrings appear. They always revert to you not being stable or a womanizer! Weak excuses. If she's poor, we have welfare. If she gets welfare, the USA will charge for that bill too. If she delivers at a county hospital, the USA will charge you too. Pince Babosos!

Understand, the USA likes slaves! Illegal alien labor! Codifications! The USA needs bodies for the plantation (ie. mainland USA.)

How can you earn USA money overseas? Get American!
I've detailed how agressive the USA is against Blacks;; against male "fathers"; against freedom. What more proof do you want that you not being aggressive will produce different results?

Life is a battle with others attempting to dictate your future; your lineage; and your freedom. As a member of the perpetually codified enslaved race of the "Land of the Free," I know what I write: 400 years of legalized USA Slavery; 100 years of legalized USA Apartied; 40 years of USA Civil Rights (this is a new concept for the USA- everyone being equal. My voice is a new voice, legally, within the USA. I'm the first generation!. Prior to 1965, I would have been a vctim to domestic terrorism (ie. murder, hanging, castration, mob violence, lynching, abject poverty, perpetual subservance, sodomy, incarceration, dog bites, water hoses, etcetera. Without choice due to birth, I'm proud to be an American and the person this land has made / designed for the world's view. Hence I communicate in 3 languages.) You better believe I understand the realities of USA life! They never had my best interest in mind, 13% of the population. And now they are after the male gender which represents 50% of the populace. Meat Loaf is the Canary in the Mines!

* You aint ready for Latin America, Gringo. *

Most of you guys have never fought. Maybe in the military. Or some other forumn. This is not an insult or challenge, but I'm saying that my SURVIVAL within the USA is and has always been at jeapordy! Always has been! Hence, I fight the big fights! The risk, prison which was designed for me anyway! More plantation? What's up homies- the world's oppressed!

What more can I do to educate you SOBs?

Who will fight for you? Only a Son-of-a-B*tch like Meat Loaf! Option: Go hide in the corner, guey puta!

If you want to take what's yours (ie. your child and your family,) send me a PM!

* I know that USA government officials read Meat Loaf posts so I want to disclaim that I am not soliciting client's for legal services. This is commentary. *

Meat Loaf
03-26-09, 11:29
the former usa-slave (ie. african / black skin) teaches the current usa-slaves (ie. male usa-citizens.)

i always enjoy writing these provacative / truthful / reality posts 'cause i'm always curious if any of you lurkers will respond. i've given you guys so much education on your curent situation, you're scared! you guys are shell shocked! recognize that i, meat loaf, voice the usa male citizen in the area of father's rights! i love this shit, do you?

yes, this is international sex guide. it's also my very own thread thanks to jackson. jackson is a real motherfucker: jackson created this forumn for your entertainment and education. yet, you're still too scared to post. jackson is on the front lines for males, while you're hiding in the corner, guey puta.

what is so powerful about meat loaf posts is that is all 100% truth! the quality of my posts speak for themselves.

let's finish the realities of your usa situation:

you're not ready for nicaragua! who are nicaragua's friends? iran: usa's enemy. venezuela: usa's enemy. bolivia: usa doesn't like. russia: usa enemy. cuba: usa enemy. china: usa enemy, but economic (ie. debt) savior / consumer provider. without china, the bullsh*t lifestyle of the usa would be limited, and the usa wants you enslaved / entrenched even more. consumer debt will help ensure that you can't leave. add child support laws and you're toast. how does it feel to be a slave? welcome: i've been enslaved within the usa since the beginning of time, 1492, so i already know the role! you're learning the system thanks to meat loaf. and thanks to your current limited freedom.

"in the united states of america, we play hard with your "freedom" or "enslavement" as the currency." fact or fiction?

so, you can see that your gringo usa status aint too cool in nicaragua. go to a country that kisses usa a*s: colombia, panama, costa rica, mexico, d.r.

visit nicaragua to monger and we'll send you back to the usa to work caballo. we'll enforce it through usa laws: the usa government will handle all of the paperwork and financial transactions (ie. wage garnishment, bank wires.) this is what is called foreign direct investment. you see, meat loaf just taught nicaragua how to increase their income via usa law!

let's review the laws placed upon you (ie. male usa citizens / non-custodial parent):

1. woman's rights / abortion: no voice.
2. maternity expenses billed to the "father" or "signor" of birth certificate.
3. date of birth / birth certificate: 18 year mantener based upon signature, irrevocable.
4. custodial parent by default: the female.
5. dna test billed to the male taking the test: court order will mandate any male (ie. you) to take the dna test. any female can provide your name and contact information to the state's attorney general for supeona.
6. attorney general represents the female free of charge. the judge (ie. courts) are biased against males. the "mother" stands protected amongst these two child support prosecutors. the male is alone or he may choose to hire an attorney at his expense, for futility.
7. "standard package" of 20% gross income of non-custodial parent (ie. you, the usa male citizen.) read point #4 again.
8. any "late-payment" or lack of triggers the right to your incarceration and revocation of "freedoms."

late-payment / non-payment of child support penalties:
i. revocation of occupational licenses (ie. bar associations is two months behind.)
ii. ineligible to apply for a us small business administration loan.
iii. revocation of driving license. this also voids your "right" to drive internationally via the international driver's license legislation the usa enacted throughout the world for its citizens.
iv. revocation of social licenses (ie. hunting, concealed carry handgun, etcetera.)
v. revocation of usa passport is behind us $2,500.
vi. incarceration enforced by the state attorney general. financial compensation must be provided for release.
vii. interest is charged by the state's attorney general. rates of interest on late-payments / arrearages ranges from us fed discount rate - prime rate (ie. 0.25% - 4%)

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! international sex guide

9. there is no statute of limitations on filing a child support claim / case. arrearages will be placed upon the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) based upon prior year irs w-2 statements.
10. based upon pionts #6 and #7, you will receive the "standard visitation package" of every other weekend, 17% monthly exposure.
11. to obtain more exposure / access to your offspring, legally, you (ie. the male usa citizen) must file a petition in the family court.
12. family court is based upon the county of residence of the offspring.
13. family court petitions / requests may be filed every 1 -3 years depending upon your state's law, at the expense of you (ie. the usa male citizen.)
14. only what has been entered into the court is recognizable. (ie. anything not mandated by the court is considered a "gift" and 0% consideration is granted. this includes visitation access granted by the custodial parent (ie. read point #4 again.)

the "best fit" test:
who is "best fit" to rear the offspring? this question is only asked based upon #13.

investigation(s) begin:
i. police contact report. (ie. pull the reports of all police contact and activity of the mother, child, household, and associates of the "mother" (ie. read point #4 again.)
ii. social activites of the offspring.
iii. grades in school of the offspring.
iv. drug testing (ie. hair roots) of the offspring and "mother."
v. credit report of "mother."
vi. assets.
vii. irs w-2 statements.
viii. use of public facilities (ie. welfare, county hospital.)
ix. romantic life of the "mother." (ie. internet dating sites, males in the presence of the offspring.)

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! expect (ie. the usa male citizen) to loose for the first 2 - 6 years, or two petitions. read point #4 again.

15. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed with health care, the offspring must be placed onto the plan, in addition to the 20%.
16. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed, family court will mandate a college fund within that state (ie. 501 plans,) in addition to the 20%.
17. if the offspring attends college / university, the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) must continue financial support and health insurance up to age 25.

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! international sex guide

18. usa child support laws entend internationally.
19. any custodial parent (ie. female) may file a claim for child support on behalf of the offspring. citizenship of the custodial parent is irrelevant- moot!
20. any child parented (ie. fathered) by a usa citizen also is eligible to become a naturalized usa citizen (native-born.)
no statute of limitations.
21. usa citizens may import / immigrate family members, business assoicates, etcetera.
22. usa citizen offspring is "right" to all preceeding points (ie. 1 - 22 and in infinitum.)

go father's rights! go equality! compete fairly: the weak use biases and predjudice (ie. race, gender, nationality.)

23. usa department of state holds international treaties with foreign-countries to facilitate child support law (ie. the exploitation / enslavement of usa male citizens.)

more bodies for the plantation! everyone has a usa job, so big deal. that usa job was marketed overseas to business people and investor purchase. we bought usa companies, create companies, and employ usa citizens (ie. illegal alien labor, b1 / b2 labor, and citizen labor.) a guaranteed pool of labor is required for ease in sale. as a usa black citizen, i've always had a job within the usa: until 1965, it was usa legally enforced law (ie. similar to the above laws you're learning) and back by the usa military, judiciary (ie. courts,) legislative (ie. senate & house of representatives,) and executive (ie. the president of the usa) branches of government that a usa black citizen could not use usa public facilities, attend usa universities, apply for non-racial discriminatory employment, etcetera. perpetual bondage as written into law by the founding fathers!

after that, father's rights is easy! international sex guide.

usa child support laws "played" by you dumb asses (ie. 85% of all usa males) is helping ensure your exploitation based upon consumerism.

24. foreign-citizen (ie. female) / custodial parent uses the us state department's resources and services for the obtainment of us child support payment stream (ie. annuity) for up to 25 years at standard granishment rates (ie. 17 -20% gross income of the non-custodial parent.)

non-custodial usa citizen is subject to all previous points (ie. 1 - 24 and infinitm.)

time to pay jackson: international sex guide

last night, i watched roots (ie. the 1970s movie about usa slave trade; ) jeremiah wright (president's obama's pastor; ) president obama's race speech ; and other sources of historic fact(s) concerning usa codifications / actions against its citizens.

welcome to usa slavery! i love this shit! international sex guide

25. child support laws, uniform code(s,) make illegal without court permission the ability for the offspring to relocate inter-state; internationally; and must remain current and constant court disclosure(s.)

'yall aint ready for nicaragua! 'yall aint ready for the fight for your rights! go hide in the corner: hope she (ie. the usa, "mother," the power of usa woman to extend control of their citizen male population) doesn't get too greedy. who will fight for you? only a son-of-a-b*tch like meat loaf! 500 years of survival in usa slavery. father's rights is easy!

(you will find meat loaf works in the area of fathers rights located in the us library of congress, tombs of courthouses nationwide, and on international sex guide. not bad for a usa black citizen who was legally barred from learning to read and write for 400 years under the usa legal system. and i'm fluent in three languages.)

26. typical non-custodial allocation:
first offspring: 17 - 20%
second: 3 - 5%
third: 3%
fourth: 1 - 3%

no more thant 50% of the non-custodial "parent's" income can be garnished / confirep001ed / liened / awarded / enslaved / sold for commercial interests.

gringo, usa citizen, are you ready to face this risk just for some p*ssy? geography is irrelevant! her citizenship is irrelevant. suggestion: vasectomy (ie. sterilization.)

i love this shit!

* this will be my last post concerning father's rights, child support law(s,) and usa slavery. i revealed this information because it needed to be revealed. with this knowledge, what will you do? nothing! you're caballo estadounidense / esclavos ciudandos. "go fetch me some water boy," said the female with the usa government resting upon her shoulder and upon your neck while the international community provided you a job to purchase consumer products. *

do you guys want to learn how to protect assets / that 20%?

Macrino
03-26-09, 13:10
Once again a great, colorful report. You are scaring a lot of gringos from ever screwing again?

Correct me if I am wrong, but one of the many things I have noticed separating the Latino male from the average gringo or european is that they screw their women in a much more free way. I mean to say: they engage in sex without any conscience, morality or concern for the woman and are totally unfaced by the consequences associated with fucking and/or getting them pregnant. In essence, they don't give a shit. Whatever happens happens. In other words, their conscience is in their dicks!

Could they be right?

Meat Loaf
03-26-09, 20:52
Once again a great, colorful report. You are scaring a lot of gringos from ever screwing again?

Correct me if I am wrong, but one of the many things I have noticed separating the Latino male from the average gringo or european is that they screw their women in a much more free way. I mean to say: they engage in sex without any conscience, morality or concern for the woman and are totally unfaced by the consequences associated with fucking and/or getting them pregnant. In essence, they don't give a shit. Whatever happens happens. In other words, their conscience is in their dicks!

Could they be right?

We are Discussing USA Citizens.

Latin (ie. Latin America Citizen) law is latin law! We are USA Male Citizens!

Meat Loaf
03-27-09, 13:03
Damn, I don't "admire" many vichos, but this one I do.

Of course, the famous Nicaraguan "heckle" was held. What do I refer? If you haven't learned the two most common Nicaraguan statements / excuses / etcetera, then you should stop reading "Me Loaf" posts.

Imagine those thick Sistas' like Jackie from 227; Yo-Yo from Ice Cube raps; Oaktown 357; Jet Baeuty of the Week; Kim Wilbanks from Comic View; and those other thick light skin women.

I've been beating that juicy, meaty, wet a*s up with a vengance.

While I was knee-deep, the ex-employee from last week arrived, but I had to tell her that I was "strokin'." She understood: She wants to spend the night.

She's baeen lacking some real meat. I kinow 'cause she likes it deep. Most guys can't get deep. That's my job.

All of this sex is getting boresome.

I'm volunteering for caballo! What are you pulling?

I never thought about or realized how much food "Thick A*s Hoes" eat!

On Monday, I fed the staff "Ramen Noodles." She accepted the free meal relunctantly.

On Tuesday, I wanted to keep expenses low so we ate a Garden Salad. In the morning we ate ham and eggs: The b*tch ate all of the ham which typically lasts for two meals (ie. breakfast and lunch.) She was furious!

On Wednesday, She made spaghetti and 1-pound of ground beef. That evening my employee, "el vago," asked for some food. I told him about the spaghetti. He went to the kitchen and returned stating that no food existed. Shocked was I. The one plate I ate for lunch and no food exists? That b*tch ate three (3) plates of food? She ate 0.75 pounds of ground beef within hours? Hell Naw!

On Thursday, I had anymous towards the "Big Eater." That b*tch aint about to eat-up all of my money; sleep all day; and attempt to take Meat Loaf for the 25 year ride enforced by USA Child Support Law!

Solution: She was fired!

I replaced her with the four (4) duffle bags who stops by everyday in search of money, food, d*ck, my persona. She'll last for a few days as I recruit this weekend!

How are you living? Are you making the 20% payment for the next 25 years? If not, you can't visit / relocate to Nicaragua. Ask permission from "your baby's momma." My fault, only the USA court system can grant permission. LOL.

Dickhead
03-27-09, 16:31
What's your third language?

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 01:42
What's your third language?

English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)

Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.

Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate!

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 01:51
Small World!

I was privy to the introduction of Nica Bound!

He's an alright guy!

We exchanged commentary; he opened-up a can of whoop ass upon me, "Me Loaf";

If I could be so fortunate as to monger with Nica Bound, I would be blessed.

DrDewMan is earning / verifying / showing Nica Bound what is required to conquer Nicaragua. Go DrDewMan.

* this is a pit stop. I just f*cked a 9+, wide open. I'm going to the farmacia and will return in 45 minutes. She wants US $100 per week. Por favor, US $7.50. *

Dickhead
03-28-09, 02:54
English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)

Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.

Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate!

That was my guess. I can read Portuguese pretty good but I can't understand those fuckers to save my life.

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 08:42
Since "Big Eater" got fired I do not have anything to pound on during the day nor night.

I went to Fenix at night. Rare.

I banged some b*tch that likes d*ck, but ...

Saw DrDewMan earning his Mongering Managua Hall of Fame status. Every since I "vouched" for him, he's spending more time with Gringos than I. I'm "Me Loaf!"

I f*cked a broad over at Ave. 35. Well she sucked my loaf. I was trying top bust a nutt in her mouth to swollow, but she came up short.

Before her, I broke in some good p*ssy. Read earlier post. I'm on that at 0900 tomorrow!

Today, 3 down: total damage, US $0.00

You guys are learning from me, Fenix had 25 girls, and DrDewMan was on all of them with you Gringos.

Why have my PMs decreased? Where's my love?

I wanted to f*ch some b*tches all day and came back after 3 and am disappointed. It's not easy f*cking at will, and getting satisfied. B*tches be lying, cheating, playing games when they should be taking d*ck. How hard is it? Look at all of the work I do to afford the US $7.50.

20% for 18 - 25 years!

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 08:48
I'm sorry!

Sometimes, most of the time in my life, I think and talk only about me and my goings on. I forget that this is a community.

I apologize!

Nica Bound made me aware of this today when I met him for the first time. He is and was correct on this "selfish" behaivor.

I live her on all level of the social strati and sometime I get too cocky. I'm American so hate my self-confidence!

Fellas', I apologize for being an asshole and dominating the forumn. It should be fun. I'll try to improve this trait, but it's hard when these activities provide results, transparent and international.

I want you guys to have fun; win; and benefit from my informaiton. I don't want to be an asshole! I apologize for such behaivor.

Meat Loaf is a humble gentleman," said International Sex Guide. Meat Loaf responded with gratitude!

20% for 18 - 25 years!

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 08:56
That was my guess. I can read Portuguese pretty good but I can't understand those fuckers to save my life.

Reading and writing Spanish is easier than speaking, for me.

Reading and writing Spanish is easier.

80% of the Spanish verbs are the same as verbs in Portuguese.

Portuguese has about 6 different pronouciations of the letters.

de
te
sao

Brazil has great immigration laws for citizenship.
Brazil has #1 economy south of USA.
Brazil has some nice p*ssy.
Brazil currency rate is 2.8 right now after 1.8 less than 1 year ago.

Some cultural slave sh*t that's fun and cool.

There's a famous joke in the Black USA: When you're black you must be 2 or 3 times better than everyone else so that everyone else can recognize / admit that you're the best void stereotypes and BS. Has Meat Loaf demonstrated / verified this fact? LOL.

Just having fun. 20% for 18 - 25 years.

Again, mostly everyone I have met from ISG, including anonymously, has proven to be 100% "true" fellas' with similar interests- f*cking women! That's cool, 'cause I live here and they (ie. the girls) call me everyday so you can taste a little every now and then. Don't move here 'cause I'll get jealous. My fault, the 20% for 25 years will ensure that doesn't happen. LOL.

Respect to You.

P.S. Listen, we've (ie. Black USA) have been silenced for 500 years legally-enforced so when I talk about being Black it's not with anger, hatred, fear, etcetera. You guys have confidence in me for what I've demonstrated so again, I'm the voice so that you can understand the other side. You guys are the same guys I live with; socialize with; do business with; etcetera, so I know how you guys think when race comes up. Don't worry, you have not been exposed and I'm Meat Loaf so I'm helping you understand the other side of the tracks. Where do I live? On you're block; dating your females; driving your cars; managing your pensions / corporations / future(s). So just relax and absorb. Open your mind and learn. The game has changed some, and I'm here to make it easier for you to accept, swallow, and survive sucessfully.

Thank you ISG. I talk too much sh*t, fact of fiction?

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 15:30
English (native-tongue; Midwest USA dialect);
Spanish (university educated; community educated; second language);
Portuguese (university educated; tercieri language; Brazilian dialect)

Everyday, before 0600 hours I read the Spanish and Portuguese dictionaries; laws; newspapers; and other communicae.

Why? To make it easier for you and I to communicate!

For example / fact, my running buddy from Russia, who's opening-up South America, received a cliente / running buddy from Switzerland. Everyone met (ie. "Me Loaf, Russian, Swiss) and conversed. The Swiss spoke Swiss, English, and Spanish, but his English was too much work, so everyone decided to Speak Spanish! 3 choices, what more do you want?

This happens frequently!

The Swiss went and opened-up Cyprus, EU.

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 15:48
Street Vendor of Coffee (Cafe)

Cafe is ganga (ie. cheap.)

Purchase a thermos with capacity for 60 6-ounce servings.

Cobra C $0.3 cada baso. Total value of C $180.

Walk the streets! Walk the streets! Walk the streets!
0500 - 1500 hours.

Purchase and carry a second thermos of inventory.

C$ 180 times 2 = C $360, US $17.00

7 days per week time US $17 = US $119 per week!
4 weeks per month = US $ 480

This is lana (ie. money) void resume, race, etcetera.

Hay bastante competencia! There's a lot of competition in this business model.

That's US $6,000 in a country where the average salaried employee will earn US $1,000, with luck from God!

Meat Loaf
03-28-09, 16:02
Last night, I went to socialize with the upper-crust of society. Upon our departure, la patrulla (ie. police) caught us slipping.

3 oficiales. Eran putos, 'cause they smoked my friend's last cigarette during the extortion / criminal justice process / bribe.

They ran upon "Me Loaf" y mi carnal (ie. brother / homie / friend.) "Me Loaf" played my role.

I told la patrulla that we didn't have time for BS, we're on some "Real Sh*t" with international headquarters in the USA!

C $500 was given to la patrulla so we may continue the "Employee Training." All they wanted was C $300, but none of this money means anything, anyway.

I told them that I was "Me Loaf." They assumed their position!

US $60,000.

20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA army, legislature (ie. Congress and House of Representatives,) executive (President of the USA,) and the third one I can't remember.

That's Real Money: USA Male "father" Population (ie. 75 million on the USA Child Support Program.) 20% to the non-custodial parent's income by default (ie. female form anywhere in the world!)

We'll give you a job: We're the USA where all the jobs exist.
Black USA have always had a job, but no paycheck!

Deadbeat Dad!

Guaranteed Labor Force: I, "Me Loaf" will sell you a USA Business with the guarantee of your labor force! Enforced by the USA government. What more guarantees do you want?

Ok, so the USA Male Citizen is forced to work! What profession? Ni Importa Buey Puta! 20% of something is more than 0%. If they aint working, we'll Lock-up!

We had Black USA locked-up until 1965.
We are #1 in the world for lock-up.

Now, we're transparent, changing the style. Deadbeat Dad is the slave / labor force.

You (ie. the USA male Citizen) are my, "Me Loaf," labor force. I know 'cause I was the labor force until 1965 with 0% compensation or recognition.

I love this shit! It's fun.

Your business model can have up to 18 - 25 strategy with the labor force guaranteed!

My fellow internationalists, you can be a citizen from any country; reside in any country; and operate your USA corporation earning USA incomes / profits with the security of you labor force- by law! The corporation will be a USA citizen and protected by law. Corporate tax rate, 35%. Offshore holding company / parent company. And they need jobs in the USA due to the bad economy! GET PAID!

In the United States of America we play hard!.

Like ISG, "Meat Loaf" will lead you through this world of reality and how the game is really played. Is there any question about my capacity fo kick a*s on your behalf? I didn't think so either.

You guys are COOL!

Meat Loaf
03-29-09, 12:20
the american hemisphere (ie. north, central, south america and the west indies) are based upon african slavery, 1492. therefore, white people and those with skin approaching white are assumed to be rich (ie. carne molida.)

in fact, they (ie. cheles) will be those students at university, politics, business. the social elite.

but, nicaragua is poor so those cheles will also be broke with us $0.00.

to survive nicaragua, la gente are outside in the sun everyday. everyone gets dark skin!

the population will have dark skin.

the white skin will stand out upon sight! immediate assumption is tourist! carne molida.

the white skin nicaraguan looks different than white as you and i understand it (ie. north america, europe.) they look orange, from the sun exposure.

in conclusion, if you have dark skin everyone will assume you are nicaraguan! no hassle.

if black, they assume you're nicaraguan from bluefields and puerto cabeza. they are confortable with you, upon sight. they want to befriend you, out of black people curiosity. they want to practice their english. the street crime doesn't come your way 'cause they know the code (ie. criminal assumptions, violence, prison, etcetera.)

you can be a black millionaire and nobody would know or hassle you. or us $60,000.

if white skin (ie. carne molida,) you will be hasseled at every turn; looked at for robbery; looked at for 20% gross income for 18 - 25 years; financial expoitation is what you resemble / represent. this is what you must learn to survive!

in the strati of society, it's the same.

if white skin, you are a novelty that people will try to financially exploit. if you can't speak spanish, you're 100% carne molida!

being black in nicaragua is the opposite spectrum of usa black existence. it feels good not to be the person (ie. sole black person) at any and all events. that pressure / burden is reversed and perpetrated upon the cheles when in nicaragua.

is nicaragua racist? some. it was built upon the 1492 system. is the racism comparable to the usa? hell no. in the usa we experience it everyday in some fashion or form. in mexico, every three (3) days. in nicaragua, de vez en cuando (ie. every now and then.)

my white friends would prefer to be black or dark in nicaragua as to eliminate / reduce the financial exploitation they must survive under.

i can't tell you (ie. white guys) what's needed to survive, but i would not want to be in your shoes in nicaragua. all of the things i write and do is because i can enter the ghetto (ie. black skin) or ricos (ie. extranjero.) your circles of life will be smaller, and i'll be in that location too. #1 poorest spanish country in the world; 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere (ie. 32 countries exist); and a local must survive.

who will your peers be? you're surrounded by the world's poor and you stand out among everyone at every turn. that's a lof of financial exploitation pressure! but you must learn how to survive.

the bullsh*t will come to you, guaranteed, it's just a matter of time. this is true for any person who steps onto the tierra nicaraguense (ie. nicaraguan soil)

Meat Loaf
03-29-09, 13:36
the former usa-slave (ie. african / black skin) teaches the current usa-slaves (ie. male usa-citizens.)

i always enjoy writing these provacative / truthful / reality posts 'cause i'm always curious if any of you lurkers will respond. i've given you guys so much education on your curent situation, you're scared! you guys are shell shocked! recognize that i, meat loaf, voice the usa male citizen in the area of father's rights! i love this shit, do you?

yes, this is international sex guide. it's also my very own thread thanks to jackson. jackson is a real motherfucker: jackson created this forumn for your entertainment and education. yet, you're still too scared to post. jackson is on the front lines for males, while you're hiding in the corner, guey puta.

what is so powerful about meat loaf posts is that is all 100% truth! the quality of my posts speak for themselves.

let's finish the realities of your usa situation:

you're not ready for nicaragua! who are nicaragua's friends? iran: usa's enemy. venezuela: usa's enemy. bolivia: usa doesn't like. russia: usa enemy. cuba: usa enemy. china: usa enemy, but economic (ie. debt) savior / consumer provider. without china, the bullsh*t lifestyle of the usa would be limited, and the usa wants you enslaved / entrenched even more. consumer debt will help ensure that you can't leave. add child support laws and you're toast. how does it feel to be a slave? welcome: i've been enslaved within the usa since the beginning of time, 1492, so i already know the role! you're learning the system thanks to meat loaf. and thanks to your current limited freedom.

"in the united states of america, we play hard with your "freedom" or "enslavement" as the currency." fact or fiction?

so, you can see that your gringo usa status aint too cool in nicaragua. go to a country that kisses usa a*s: colombia, panama, costa rica, mexico, d.r.

visit nicaragua to monger and we'll send you back to the usa to work caballo. we'll enforce it through usa laws: the usa government will handle all of the paperwork and financial transactions (ie. wage garnishment, bank wires.) this is what is called foreign direct investment. you see, meat loaf just taught nicaragua how to increase their income via usa law!

let's review the laws placed upon you (ie. male usa citizens / non-custodial parent):

1. woman's rights / abortion: no voice.
2. maternity expenses billed to the "father" or "signor" of birth certificate.
3. date of birth / birth certificate: 18 year mantener based upon signature, irrevocable.
4. custodial parent by default: the female.
5. dna test billed to the male taking the test: court order will mandate any male (ie. you) to take the dna test. any female can provide your name and contact information to the state's attorney general for supeona.
6. attorney general represents the female free of charge. the judge (ie. courts) are biased against males. the "mother" stands protected amongst these two child support prosecutors. the male is alone or he may choose to hire an attorney at his expense, for futility.
7. "standard package" of 20% gross income of non-custodial parent (ie. you, the usa male citizen.) read point #4 again.
8. any "late-payment" or lack of triggers the right to your incarceration and revocation of "freedoms."

late-payment / non-payment of child support penalties:
i. revocation of occupational licenses (ie. bar associations is two months behind.)
ii. ineligible to apply for a us small business administration loan.
iii. revocation of driving license. this also voids your "right" to drive internationally via the international driver's license legislation the usa enacted throughout the world for its citizens.
iv. revocation of social licenses (ie. hunting, concealed carry handgun, etcetera.)
v. revocation of usa passport is behind us $2,500.
vi. incarceration enforced by the state attorney general. financial compensation must be provided for release.
vii. interest is charged by the state's attorney general. rates of interest on late-payments / arrearages ranges from us fed discount rate - prime rate (ie. 0.25% - 4%)

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! international sex guide

9. there is no statute of limitations on filing a child support claim / case. arrearages will be placed upon the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) based upon prior year irs w-2 statements.
10. based upon pionts #6 and #7, you will receive the "standard visitation package" of every other weekend, 17% monthly exposure.
11. to obtain more exposure / access to your offspring, legally, you (ie. the male usa citizen) must file a petition in the family court.
12. family court is based upon the county of residence of the offspring.
13. family court petitions / requests may be filed every 1 -3 years depending upon your state's law, at the expense of you (ie. the usa male citizen.)
14. only what has been entered into the court is recognizable. (ie. anything not mandated by the court is considered a "gift" and 0% consideration is granted. this includes visitation access granted by the custodial parent (ie. read point #4 again.)

the "best fit" test:
who is "best fit" to rear the offspring? this question is only asked based upon #13.

investigation(s) begin:
i. police contact report. (ie. pull the reports of all police contact and activity of the mother, child, household, and associates of the "mother" (ie. read point #4 again.)
ii. social activites of the offspring.
iii. grades in school of the offspring.
iv. drug testing (ie. hair roots) of the offspring and "mother."
v. credit report of "mother."
vi. assets.
vii. irs w-2 statements.
viii. use of public facilities (ie. welfare, county hospital.)
ix. romantic life of the "mother." (ie. internet dating sites, males in the presence of the offspring.)

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! expect (ie. the usa male citizen) to loose for the first 2 - 6 years, or two petitions. read point #4 again.

15. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed with health care, the offspring must be placed onto the plan, in addition to the 20%.
16. if the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) is employed, family court will mandate a college fund within that state (ie. 501 plans,) in addition to the 20%.
17. if the offspring attends college / university, the non-custodial parent (ie. the usa male citizen) must continue financial support and health insurance up to age 25.

what more do you want to know? i can continue for a few more hours! international sex guide

18. usa child support laws entend internationally.
19. any custodial parent (ie. female) may file a claim for child support on behalf of the offspring. citizenship of the custodial parent is irrelevant- moot!
20. any child parented (ie. fathered) by a usa citizen also is eligible to become a naturalized usa citizen (native-born.)
no statute of limitations.
21. usa citizens may import / immigrate family members, business assoicates, etcetera.
22. usa citizen offspring is "right" to all preceeding points (ie. 1 - 22 and in infinitum.)

go father's rights! go equality! compete fairly: the weak use biases and predjudice (ie. race, gender, nationality.)

23. usa department of state holds international treaties with foreign-countries to facilitate child support law (ie. the exploitation / enslavement of usa male citizens.)

more bodies for the plantation! everyone has a usa job, so big deal. that usa job was marketed overseas to business people and investor purchase. we bought usa companies, create companies, and employ usa citizens (ie. illegal alien labor, b1 / b2 labor, and citizen labor.) a guaranteed pool of labor is required for ease in sale. as a usa black citizen, i've always had a job within the usa: until 1965, it was usa legally enforced law (ie. similar to the above laws you're learning) and back by the usa military, judiciary (ie. courts,) legislative (ie. senate & house of representatives,) and executive (ie. the president of the usa) branches of government that a usa black citizen could not use usa public facilities, attend usa universities, apply for non-racial discriminatory employment, etcetera. perpetual bondage as written into law by the founding fathers!

after that, father's rights is easy! international sex guide.

usa child support laws "played" by you dumb asses (ie. 85% of all usa males) is helping ensure your exploitation based upon consumerism.

24. foreign-citizen (ie. female) / custodial parent uses the us state department's resources and services for the obtainment of us child support payment stream (ie. annuity) for up to 25 years at standard granishment rates (ie. 17 -20% gross income of the non-custodial parent.)

non-custodial usa citizen is subject to all previous points (ie. 1 - 24 and infinitm.)

time to pay jackson: international sex guide

last night, i watched roots (ie. the 1970s movie about usa slave trade; ) jeremiah wright (president's obama's pastor; ) president obama's race speech ; and other sources of historic fact(s) concerning usa codifications / actions against its citizens.

welcome to usa slavery! i love this shit! international sex guide

25. child support laws, uniform code(s,) make illegal without court permission the ability for the offspring to relocate inter-state; internationally; and must remain current and constant court disclosure(s.)

'yall aint ready for nicaragua! 'yall aint ready for the fight for your rights! go hide in the corner: hope she (ie. the usa, "mother," the power of usa woman to extend control of their citizen male population) doesn't get too greedy. who will fight for you? only a son-of-a-b*tch like meat loaf! 500 years of survival in usa slavery. father's rights is easy!

(you will find meat loaf works in the area of fathers rights located in the us library of congress, tombs of courthouses nationwide, and on international sex guide. not bad for a usa black citizen who was legally barred from learning to read and write for 400 years under the usa legal system. and i'm fluent in three languages.)

26. typical non-custodial allocation:
first offspring: 17 - 20%
second: 3 - 5%
third: 3%
fourth: 1 - 3%

no more thant 50% of the non-custodial "parent's" income can be garnished / confirep001ed / liened / awarded / enslaved / sold for commercial interests.

gringo, usa citizen, are you ready to face this risk just for some p*ssy? geography is irrelevant! her citizenship is irrelevant. suggestion: vasectomy (ie. sterilization.)

i love this shit!

* this will be my last post concerning father's rights, child support law(s,) and usa slavery. i revealed this information because it needed to be revealed. with this knowledge, what will you do? nothing! you're caballo estadounidense / esclavos ciudandos. "go fetch me some water boy," said the female with the usa government resting upon her shoulder and upon your neck while the international community provided you a job to purchase consumer products. *

do you guys want to learn how to protect assets / that 20%?

mongers introduced yesterday inquired as how to play the international game (ie. business, income, 20% protection, etcetera.) this is my occupation, but i will reveal how to do it, for free. i charge for this information, but not on isg.

first thing: if you are a employee, this is not for you. you need to follow every instruction, and tell your boss that you want to change your employment structure (ie. corporate-to-corporate.) will they? it depends on their business structure, laziness, intelligence, etcetera. if smart, they would, but most are not smart. they prefer to pay 7.5% on social secuity tax (usa,) 401k, employee health care. in contrast, if you were not on their books as a corporate liason (ie. consultant,) they would pay 0% of the above expenses. and you would be empowered!

#1. incorporate your business. in the world, a corporation has rights: the corporation is protected and treated as if it were a real person. in law, it is a real person. it receives it's own credit report, business social security number, etcetera.

#2. you want to "have access" to the money, not receive the money in salary, irs w-2, etcetera. boasting about your w-2 is cool, but why? wealth is not earned on w-2 statements for irs taxation and court liens and garnishments. the usa population (ie. most people only have access to their paycheck, us $30,000, but want and have access to us $5,000 on the credit card. they don't know sh*t!) if you're the owner / the guy in charge, you control all of the money of the corporation. trying to impress someone with your w-2 is no good.

#3. stop that dumb sh*t (ie. sole proprietorships.) it's sloppy. it places everything that you do in business at risk on your personal assets. it's shows no vision or professionalism. why? any business transaction that is performed (ie. retail sales, whatever) is immediately attached / liable on the personal assets (ie. house, car, wardrobe, investments, everything you own.) why? that's the system!

the system is a corporate system. this information is not negative, but how the system / game works. it's actually the correct thing to do.

if you're going to "try" and be a businessman, you need to start correctly. it's not about you, it's about the company / business. you want your structure to stand beyond you. if it's a corporation it will, otherwise not. as the corporation, you could sell it on the stock market (ie. pink sheet.) you can get investors with confidence.

i can explain more on this, but...

#4. the corporation should be a c-corp for the benefit of dividends.

#5. llc (limited liability companies) pay w-2 taxes for the profits of the llc. this applies to s-corps too, but you can alternate from an s-corp to c-corp.

answer: the llc will not let you park dividends. you will have a high w-2.

#6. you need to park dividends. when you feel like collecting the money, declare a dividend. if not, it never hits your w-2. that means, you don't pay taxes 'cause you have not earned it as personal income on the w-2. the corporation earned the income and is keeping the money in the corporation and not giving it to shareholder (ie. you, the owner.)

#7. on everything, especially child support payment, it is based upon the w-2. not the corporation.

if the w-2 is low, the 20% for 18 - 25 years will be low.

you control all of the money of the corporation so it doesn't matter how much you get as a salary (ie. w-2.) you control everything, anyway.

#8. attorney general / child support wants everything you have. redistribution of wealth: from your pocket to the girl's pocket under the guise of child support, by default (ie. female custodial parent.) if you get all of your money on the w-2, it's too easy for them. if the corporation makes the money, your w-2 is low.

they will try to bully you around and make you take money out of the corporation, if you are the sole owner. hence, you need to decide something:

should you change citizenship from the usa and keep all of your money? or, should you "buckle up" and get financially exploited by the female and court for 18 - 25 years?

* you cannot hide / run from child support! there is no statute of limitations and you will be charged arrears including maternity.*

*i'm telling you how to play smart, survive. *

#9. dividend disbursement. when you want to get paid, correctly (ie. thousands of dollars,) declare a dividend. this will appear on the w-2. child support looks at the w-2 to calculate the 20% for 18 - 25 years.

#10. if you get active in family court (ie. child custody,) after two (2) petitions (ie. 2 - 6 years) of asking the court, you will receive custody. you will no longer be paying 20% of your w-2 for 18 - 25 years. instead, you will receive 20% of the mother's (non-custodial parent) w-2.

during the years that you have custody, you can declare divdends. take all of your money from the corporation. this will appear on the w-2. you are not under court order. the mother is. your w-2 can be sky high! but at this point, you will know that doing everything (ie. purchases; life) in the corporate structure is best

when custody goes back to the mother, keep the money in the corporation. only c-corporations allow this. llc goes to your w-2 every year!

11. to travel the world, keep all of your documentation (ie. receipts, contracts, contacts, etcetera.) since you're conducting business, especially cleanly and professionally, via the corporate structure, you can travel / reside throughout the world conducting business.

12. numerous free trade agreements exist making it 100% transparent (ie. legally enforced and disclosed.) beyond the free trade agreement (ie. 11 exist for the usa with other agreements too,) you're conducting business as an employee of the corporation.

you are not the owner of the corporation, but an employee who owns shares. you are the board of directors yes, but an employee. they'll try some bullsh*t like personal guarantees, and closely held firm, etcetera; but it's easy to defend. they want suckers / chumps.

13. going international. just as you incorporated in the usa, incorporate overseas. choose a country. contact your country's embassy and learn what other business activites are happening. every embassy has an attache where they try to sell their country's goods and services. they have a listing of national-companies. register your corporation with your embassy. this is now a citizen in the foreign country that will be looked after by the native-country.

for example, a canadian can create a usa corporation in the usa. he takes that usa corporation and opens a corporation in panama. he registers the usa corporation with the usa embassy since it's a usa corporation. the canadian is an employee of the corporation. when nationalization happens like it did in nicaragua during the 1970 or in venezuela during 2008 and 2009, the usa will fight for the corporation. the canadian can conduct business in panama professionally, transparent, and live in panama. his w-2 is low so 20% for 18 - 25 years is cool! fight in child custody / father's rights.

this is how to survive!

none of this information is illegal or evasive. it's transparent!
it's not tax evasion, nor money laundering, or anything other than conducting business professionally. operating a sole proprietorship is not.

you can't take a company public (ie. offer shares on the stock exchange) as a sole proprietorship. you can't get a loan without the personal guarantee of your personal assets. you can't gain business visas around the world to travel, with confidence, as a sole proprietorship. transportation is billed to the corporation; travel; food; entertainment; housing; education; retirement; etcetera as business expenses. get documents and receipts (ie. transparent.) conduct business. what type? that's your job, i guide the structuring, etcetera.

you must come to the table properly dressed is the point!.

the game gets deep and fun.

20% for 18 - 25 years with no statute of limitation is what you must manage. they've already dictated / forced this upon you simply by the woman choosing to. you stuck d*ck in her and you're toast.

if you're an employee, that 20% for 18 - 25 years is in effect and you're toast, unless you can re-arrange your compensation package and lower that w-2.

* meat loaf is a financial professional in practice, internationally. this is information that he provides for a living around the world! the usa child support laws dictate that i have a job. lol. this is not a solicitation for any legal advice, bu commentary. *

life is fun and good in nicaragua!





* if you do not follow this structure for income, you will not have a chance to survive the 20% for 18 - 25. carne molida.

Meat Loaf
03-30-09, 03:31
Just for fun, we're going to change the structure of the annual cost of living budget. No longer will we speak in US Dollars, but will speak in Cordobas. When thinking Cordobas, the game is stupidly easy and ridiculous.

Tipo de Cambio: 20
US $60,000 = C$ 1,200,000

That extra C$ 200,000 doesn't even matter when thinking cordobas.

I"ve detailed what US $60,000 can / will / does do. Now I will detail an even smaller amount of cost of living budget, C $1,000,000.

The ability to "run game" in Spanish is essential!

March 29, 2009, at 1930 hours. Signed by Meat Loaf.

Dickhead
03-30-09, 03:38
Shit blood I live great on way less than half of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.

Meat Loaf
03-30-09, 13:57
Shit blood I live great on way less than half of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.

You can do the same thing for US $2,000 in Nicaragua.

Argentina has cold weather; and white skin.

Nicaragua is 33 / 95 everyday, sunny, and brown and white and Black skin.

Meat Loaf
03-30-09, 14:03
#1. People that come / move/ relocate are cheap and want guaranteed results!
#2. Citizenship is one of the best in the world (4 - 5 year process.)
#3. People want their own bodyguards, army, police force.
#4. People want to live like Kings (ie. 150 year turbulent history.)
#5. Easy victories due to economy of scale (C $1,000,000 cost of living budget.)
#6. Immediate power in all circles (ie. power, politics, social.)
#7. Independance.
#8. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap: Guaranteed Results.
#9. An Abundance of P*ssy due to Economies of Scale and their desire to place you upon the 20% for 18 - 25 years.
#10. Recruit employess (ie. girls, security, occupational) for international travel / existence.

These are the realities of why people relocate to Nicaragua.

Xdred
03-30-09, 14:36
Shit blood I live great on way less than half of that in Buenos Aires. About $2k US a month. And I can drink the tap water. And there's no earthquakes.

Does that include 24/7- 18-25 year old pussy and associated costs?

Xdred

Meat Loaf
03-30-09, 14:58
These chavalas that don't speak, are plotting. They want that 20% for 18 - 25 years. They want that immediate, permanent mantener. They want to be "in the game," but don't have the bat-and-glove to play first base!

Another Example of Nonsense:

"Big Eater" came over about ten (10) minutes ago. For what? She wouldn't say. All she wanted to do was admire me, "Me Loaf." She did ask one question, "No puedo trabajar contigo como su empleada del sexo?" Lo sieto corazon, no contrataron.

Fortunately, I have the game positioned properly because residential security escorted the young lady from the Executive Desk.

Carne Molida / Blanca? Not me!

Girls that don't speak create their own conversations void any other thoughts. She came over to ask something she had plotted for minutes / hours / days. "Big Eater" was fired last week. When she arrived, she said nothing. She continued to have this conversation within her head. 20% for 18 - 25 years on that? Por favor! I got that shot!

To find a "princess" one must kiss lots of toads (ie. girls)!

Dickhead
03-30-09, 15:59
Does that include 24/7- 18-25 year old pussy and associated costs?

Xdred

Includes all the pussy I can handle but I prefer more the 24-32 year old range.

Meat Loaf
03-31-09, 09:08
Here's the truth:

During the African Dispora (Slave trade to the American Hemisphere,) the slaves in Haiti revolted successfully against the Europeans (ie. British, Dutch, Spain, Portugal, France.) For that success, they (ie. Europeans) "shut them out" to trade and the American Hemisphere capitalistic system. Furthermore, they iniated confusion and chaos creating a geographical area with little transferance / money changing hands. The money that changes hands moves in blocks- Big Blocks, and leaves little more than scraps for everyone to compete after.

Further chaos and destruction has / is perpetrated against the country with AIDS / Military "peace keepers" (ie. United Nations,) political instability and lack of transparency, mental atrophy / lack of hope and vision, and predjudice against its citizens (ie. Domincan Republic, USA immigration.)

This is the only country worse than Nicaragua throughout the American Hemisphere (ie. 32 countries.)

* African Dispora is / was the largest human rights violation / genocide in the world's documented history, yet it has still not been addressed / recognized / resolved / financial compensation. Maybe within the next 100 - 200 years it will. Hell, it takes six years to gain custody of your offspring via repeated petitions and "character" assessments: As evidenced by the wheels of jurisprudence, you're "best interest" is neglible for the "greater good" of society (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years,) as an example. LOL. *

During the same period / trade (ie. African Dispora,) the Spanish colonized the hemisphere, "robber baron" of three continents and the Antilles. They stole everything, built a "barely sufficient" infrastructure throughout these "robber lands." Everything was sent to Spain or Mexico City for transport to Spain. Today, the capital flows still flow to Spain and from the USA.

With so many lands to "cazador," Nicaragua didn't reach the status of Mexico. Somebody; there's always a looser and Nicaragua is it for Spanish-America! Ademas, Nicaragua chose to be "enemies" of the USA by not adopting it's governance structure (ie. The Manifest Destiny.)

The Manifest Destiny was USA's plan to colonize the American Hemisphere for the "greater good" of the USA starting in 1846. USA African / Black Slavery was written into law as being illegal, no long was it legally written / encouraged, in year 1863. Beginning in the year 1850, the USA started its "agitation" with Nicaragua. Exhibiting a solid history, since 1492, of enslavement of its citizens (ie. Black USA was not granted USA citizenship until 1863,) Nicaragua did not bite / accept the Manifest Destiny. Remember, this policy began while the USA was enslaving, 13 years. Post-1863, the Manifest Destiny continued with the USA exhibiting USA Black Aparthied for 100 more years as the destiny for Nicaragua.
During the USA Black Aparthied, the Zamoza Dictatorship began in 1940. Sandino, a "freedom fighter" was murder around 1920. Post USA Civil Rights, 1965, Nicaragua overthrew the CAZADOR with a "Slave Revolt" / Sandanista Revolution in the late-1970s. They were reprimanded by the USA. Today, semi-common ground is shared via the democratic governance system, but USA enemy affiliations are strong.

As documented and accepted fact, the above paragraph demonstrates the character / existance of Nicaragua.

Can you SURVIVE Nicaragua? Do you have the character?

Nicaragua is a country (ie. sovergn geographical area) and has been / attempted to be a country void USA dominance / influence for 159. This is the fabric of the land, its people, its laws, its existence. Not wanting to be under USA dominance, Nicaragua has sided with those "not friendly" to USA policy for SURVIVAL.

* To realize / admit the dominance of codification(s,) simply read the Child Support Laws perpetrated upon the USA Male Citizenry (ie. 150 million including juvenile.) *

As a "victim" to USA's persistent desire to assert influence within the soverign country, Nicaragua has always been a land where "robber barons" play / compete. It's a land similar to the "Wild Wild West." It's a land similar to the USA's West Coast in the history of development. "Cazadores" come here to "cazador." And the winners can be a KING!

As "cazadores," Nicaragua has offered those citizens of other countries the opportunity to become citizens of Nicaragua. 100% Independance is required for Nicaragua SURVIVAL, otherwise you can be / will be a "pawn" / banano (ie. disposable person; offensive word,) or pobre. With this, the movement / flavor / aura in the air is one of upliftment. For the citizenry fought and died (ie. 50,000 murdered; 500,000 displaced) to overthrow / gain freedom from the last "cazador"- Zamoza's 40 year reign.

It is this background, CAZADOR, that attracts and creates carne molida. You're welcome and invited to enter, but will probably get eaten-up with no safety net. Carne Blanca para hacer Carne Molida.

In Nicaragua we play hard! Three choices for SURVIVAL exist: (1) Exploitation, (2) Oppression, (3) Foreign Allies.

You may enter the arena, but the rule book is not one of USA standards. The characteristics of the arena are cazador, 100%.

It is with this that 0% North American confidence exists for those that don't want the "risk." For we that enjoy the management of risk, it's wonderful! In comparison, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Mexico, D.R. offer security.

Only bring "risk capital" (ie. what you can afford to loose, including your life) to Nicaragua.

This is Nicaragua now and since 1846.

I invite you to visit and make a few millions of dollars in transparent transactions.

Meat Loaf
03-31-09, 14:51
Here's a little secret / special gift for readers of "Me Loaf" posts:
check the calendar; Tomorrow is payday; Semana Santa begins next week on Wednesday or Thursday; everyone will be broke, guaranteed, by this Thursday. You will have 1-week of no competition and everyone being broke. The girls will be trying to make C$150 so she and los ninos y abuela y hermanos y hermanas y esposo can go to the beach. Semana Santa is the biggest holiday (ie. lasts for 5 days) in Nicaragua. Christmas in the USA 'cause of consumerism; Nicaragua aint got no money for consumerism.

Tiny 12
03-31-09, 19:24
Meat Loaf, Interesting post on asset protection, thanks for sharing that with us. It sounds like a good strategy for someone who is self employed, making a decent but not fantastic amount of money, and who is trying to protect his income and assets from a greedy ex-spouse or partner. I guess if you form a number of C corporations, each of which would be in a low tax bracket, you could end up paying less taxes than you would if you owned the assets directly or in an LLC or Subchapter S corporation, even after paying the tax on dividends.

I guess the one downside is that your creditors can go after your ownership interest in the corporation. An alternative is to create a trust that you don't control, and you're the beneficiary of the trust. If structured the right way, then virtually no one can go after the assets. But unless you think you're going to be in some deep shit, I don't know if this is worth doing. It seems to me like it really cuts down on your flexibility, in that you're relying on the trustee (who you're not supposed to be able to control) to make business decisions.

If I were Canadian or other non-U.S. nationality, I would be very wary about creating any U.S. entity for the purpose of doing business, unless the business were going to primarily be making money/operating in the U.S. I don't think U.S. embassies give a rat's ass about helping small, U.S. businesses with their problems in other countries. And the U.S. tax system is so unbelievably complex and rapacious.

Dickhead
03-31-09, 21:13
It's untrue that a trust you control cannot be used for asset protection; it just can't normally be used for tax avoidance. Basically you set up the Tiny12 Trust with Tiny12 as trustee and you put all your assets (and I mean ALL your assets) in the trust. Then Tiny12's sole attachable source of income is distributions from the Tiny12 Trust. Then if Tiny12 owes some sap money, Tiny12, as trustee, informs said sap that unfortunately the Tiny12 Trust will not be making any distributions for the foreseeable future. Of course then Tiny12 needs another source of grocery money but for example, in Texas wages cannot be garnished, Social Security benefits cannot be attached, and so forth so there are ways around this.

I am not an attorney and trusts are creatures of state law. However and importantly, just because I am a resident of State X, that does not mean I have to set up the trust in State X. I can shop for the most favorable laws. SD and NV are good. Now I will pass on some more 411; this is the gentleman to talk to about asset protection:

www.davisassocpc.com

And no, I don't get any commissions or referral fees.

Chocha Monger
03-31-09, 21:41
On a heavier note: Does anyone know what the laws are regarding americans and fathering babies abroad? Ie. You get an email saying you are the father of a brand new baby and you are in america and the chica is in peru. Does the USA come after you for alimony ? I came in a girls pussy the other day and I regret it now. I dont want kids. Does anyone have experience with this?

Thanks
Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon!

Tiny 12
03-31-09, 22:33
Interesting Dickhead, thanks for taking the time to write that. I've spoken with two attorneys who specialize in asset protection and both told me you'd have to allow an independent trustee to administer the trust. They also told me you could probably indirectly give the trustee "advice" say, through your attorney, and the trustee would probably act in accordance with the advice. (Aside: Please note this helps your attorney run up big bills.) A third attorney told me the first two were full of it -- you must irrevocably give up control of the assets and providing advice through your attorney is a no no.

However, after reading your post and doing a little research, I suspect maybe the Nevada trust would work, provided the trustee is a limited partnership or an LLC that you control. At least there are attorneys that are creating this type of structure.

Dickhead
03-31-09, 22:42
Again I am not an attorney (I'm a CPA) but I should stress that the types of trusts I am talking about would not work in a divorce situation. In other words, they could be penetrated by a QDRO = Qualified Domestic Relations Order, as can IRAs and such that are normally exempt from creditor claims. Similarly they won't work for tax debts (nor will bankruptcy). Did you check out SD? From what I remember from Keith Davis's seminars (I was a registered investment adviser and financial planner at the time although now I am just a wage slave and *****monger) NV was better for those who had business interests but SD was better for Joe Six-Pack. I wonder if it depends on the purpose of the asset protection, and I also remember that you can't set these trusts up after the debt has been incurred.

Dickhead
03-31-09, 22:47
Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon!

And why, pray tell, would a monger who did not want kids not have a vasectomy? The logic eludes me. But then the poster in question licks *****'s assholes yet carries around hand sanitizer. That probably explains a lot.

Meat Loaf
03-31-09, 23:09
Change citizenship and gain "real freedom," not the mandate (ie. legally forced enployment via incarceration or non-carceration) which is USA Citizenship.

Dickhead
03-31-09, 23:45
A possible argument against that would be that one can enter a lot more countries with the passport alone, and no visa bullshit, if that passport is from the EE UU (USA). Maybe a European Union passport is even better; I don't know. Dual citizenship would be cool, I think, but I haven't come up with an easy way to obtain it. Panama is intriguing in that regard but it's still a lengthy process of bureaucratic bullshit. And, bureaucratic bullshit is very similar to the process of trying to get laid in the US.

In my case, although I have not rejected my US citizenship, nobody in the US knows where I am, not even my employers who think I am in Australia. Well, the passport system knows what country I am in, maybe (probably?), but that's it. And, the officials/system in my country of actual residence have no idea where to find me. This, I believe, is quite excellent.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 13:27
If you never file the Child Custody Case / Petition, it doesn't matter and I guess one should get financially exploited and enslaved for 18 - 25 years per offspring.

File the Petition (ie. 2 - 6 years); get your child; take 20% from the "mother"; grab your assets; rear your child (ie. your languages, ideas, education, contact.)

Incorporation v. Trust: Please debate.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 13:33
Somebody's Landlord
The other day someone's landlord came to my door, knocking like a damn fool. I went to the door and saw that it was someone I do not know. I've seen the b*tch two times in life. Of course, she's seen and heard about me- the Rich Gringo.

The b*tch was blah, blah, blah, dame un favor. No, oye! Que haces aqui? No soy su agente de duedas. Nunca regresaras aca, oyiste?

I slammed the door in her face! She told the neighborhood that I'm rude.

Ex-Employee
I told that b*tch (ie. four duffle bags) that I wanted sausage and eggs for breakfast, nothing else. She came back with the above and rice.

I aint Nicaraguan and am not accustom to eating rice every meal. I'm so tired of rice, and their rice sucks! Give me Puerto Rican Rice (ie. arroz con gandules.) It took the b*tch 1.5 hours to cook.

I told the hoe to go; she asked 1,000 questions as to why; security escorted the b*tch out.

Security has been working hard as I try to find the first (1) of three sex-employees.

A "prince" must kiss lots of frogs (ie. females) to find his princess.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 13:37
Meat Loaf,
It's too late for this one. You spit this wisdom for free yet you still see posts like this. When are they going to realize that the ISG is not just about finding putas, cumming on their faces, taking pictures and posting it. Many mongers are called to hear the wisdom but few choose to follow it. What are you pulling? Caballo 18 to 25 yrs. Two and one half decades of mantener. Llevame Calgon!

2.5 Decades per Offspring of USA (1) Military enforced, (2) President of the USA enforced, (3) Legislature of the USA enforced, (4) Judiciary of the USA enforced against the USA Male Citizen.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 13:41
A possible argument against that would be that one can enter a lot more countries with the passport alone, and no visa bullshit, if that passport is from the EE UU (USA). Maybe a European Union passport is even better; I don't know. Dual citizenship would be cool, I think, but I haven't come up with an easy way to obtain it. Panama is intriguing in that regard but it's still a lengthy process of bureaucratic bullshit. And, bureaucratic bullshit is very similar to the process of trying to get laid in the US.

In my case, although I have not rejected my US citizenship, nobody in the US knows where I am, not even my employers who think I am in Australia. Well, the passport system knows what country I am in, maybe (probably?), but that's it. And, the officials/system in my country of actual residence have no idea where to find me. This, I believe, is quite excellent.

Honestly, the USA passport is not that great (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years)!

I'll write a post about Nicaragua citizenship procedures and benefits shortly.

It's best to be transparent 'cause they're going to use that bs as fuel to deny other freedoms and rights.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 13:44
And why, pray tell, would a monger who did not want kids not have a vasectomy? The logic eludes me. But then the poster in question licks *****'s assholes yet carries around hand sanitizer. That probably explains a lot.

Low blow on the hand sanitizer "Dickhead."

You're vasectomy argument makes sense, but....

More p*ssy and offspring for me. Just place that 20% for 18 -25 years on top of the other 20% for 18 - 25 years.

Honestly, after 500 years of free labor, getting 50% of your occupational production isn't too bad! And you can get all of the p*ssy you want, worry free. What? More debt, big deal.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 16:09
These hoes must think that I'm a rest-haven for b*tches in need of money. I aint.

Some stranger, sexy, knocked on my door looking for work, C$150. I asked how and where we know each other. She replied, "Vos Famoso!" "Es la verdad," was my response.

Why am I so successful? 'Cause I keep C$150 in my pocket at all times!

I told her that it doesn't work like that. She needs to apply and currently I'm not accepting applications. (I'm writing a new Human Resources Manual for these broads 'cause they are starting to get confused about Meat Loaf.)

I aint no Rest-Have for Putas.

I asked her when her period / regla (ie. menstration) is? She was shocked. I repeated. She said it's private information. I replied that my C$150 is private as well. She said she just had the regla last week. I told her to come over when it appears again so that I may inject the shot.

She was blown away, lost, and confused.

She departed with a sexy walk from my porton to hear local Nicas shouting babosidades (ie. hey cutie, clase culo, etcetera.) They can volunteer for the 20% for 18-25 years.

My fault, they're Nicaraguan so there is no risk. As they say, "You can't get blood from a turnip!" $0 times 100% = $0 (ie. Nicaraguan income / salary.)

Carne Blanca para Hacer Carne Molido: I Don't Think So.

Dickhead
04-01-09, 16:55
Pardon my ignorance, but do you give these shots en el brazo o en la nalga (in the arm or in the butt)? Because if it's the latter, wouldn't it be amusing to make them drop their pants and then say, "Naaah too much junk in the trunk"? ¡Es que carne molida no soy! ¡Nací en la noche pero no fue anoche!

Doubt98
04-01-09, 18:44
Again I am not an attorney (I'm a CPA) but I should stress that the types of trusts I am talking about would not work in a divorce situation. In other words, they could be penetrated by a QDRO = Qualified Domestic Relations Order, as can IRAs and such that are normally exempt from creditor claims. Similarly they won't work for tax debts (nor will bankruptcy). Did you check out SD? From what I remember from Keith Davis's seminars (I was a registered investment adviser and financial planner at the time although now I am just a wage slave and *****monger) NV was better for those who had business interests but SD was better for Joe Six-Pack. I wonder if it depends on the purpose of the asset protection, and I also remember that you can't set these trusts up after the debt has been incurred.


He is correct about the timing of the trust and the debt. That also applies for about any defensive financial planning. If you are worried about the limitations on the trust then set up several trusts. Have each one do a selected function or investment type. You can dictate what the trust is allowed to do and what it is not allowed to do. The garnishment clause which was previously referred to is the spendthrift provision. It limits what someone can attach. Allows the trust to stop payments all together if someone goes after the income.

A legal secret....Trusts are not that complicated. Most attorneys use the same one and slightly modify it for each client. As long as the demands of the trust are reasonable, legal, and not morally offensive it should be upheld. In some states (I can't remember which ones) you can set up a trust, be trustee and still have the spendthrift asset protection. There is a time frame where the trust has to be in effect (say 5 years) before it would withstand any actions. But the day will come. Remember...trusts are developed by lawyers and they are greedy, selfish bastards so they should protect your assets.

Incorporation wouldn't protect your shares (ownership interest) and that is what is valuable and would want to attach to. And if a corp doesn't pay out enough in dividends there is a punitive tax on that.

Legal Tender
04-01-09, 20:19
You're right, trust are not that complicated. Neither is brain surgery, if you know how to do it. This is the bottom line boys: get a hard ass judge, and after you or your greedy, selfish bastard attorney has explained that all your assets are in a trust and not under your control, he or she might well say: "ok, I understand'. "But, I'm going to hold you in comtempt and put you in jail until you get money to your former spouse a/k/a *****, ****. " It happens in a courtroom in the USA Every day.

Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.

Chocha Monger
04-01-09, 21:25
You're right, trust are not that complicated. Neither is brain surgery, if you know how to do it. This is the bottom line boys: get a hard ass judge, and after you or your greedy, selfish bastard attorney has explained that all your assets are in a trust and not under your control, he or she might well say: "ok, I understand'. "But, I'm going to hold you in comtempt and put you in jail until you get money to your former spouse a/k/a *****, ****. " It happens in a courtroom in the USA Every day.

Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.
Legal Tender,
I don't think that these gents are suggesting non-payment of child support. Rather, their goal is to lower liability if sued for child support. Many times in a child support lawsuit the woman may choose to use unscrupulous tactics to extract the maximum amount of support possible from the man. Her primary objective is not to secure enough funds to support the child. Instead, she seeks to: (a) acquire enough funds to avoid working and/or augment her disposable income for discretionary spending on entertainment and luxury (b) punish the father for some real or imagined offense by destroying his standard of living (c) indirectly control the father's ability to form a new family and/or sire more offspring by bringing him under the poverty line.

Some of the tactics used by women include quitting their jobs or working only part time to reduce their income. After being given a large child support award they resume employment or move in with a boyfriend so that they can live rent free. The courts allow cohabitation as far as child support is concerned. In some cases child support can reach obscene amounts like USD 5,000/month. Most Americans don't even make that amount before taxes working a full time job. Even if the kid was sent to private school and given private piano lessons it still wouldn't amount to that. It is not uncommon for these funds to be spent on the mother's new lover or shopping excursions where the purchases are not for the child's benefit. Most guys have no problem supporting the child. They just don't want to support the mother and her lovers.

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 23:28
Instead of being a victim, I have a suggestion. Support your kids, and if it is in their best interest, fight for their custody. There is more to life than whor**. Life is too short to be a perpetual victim.

Support your kids.

You're on the wrong premise: The premise is "default judgement based on gender with zero consideration."

You're the problem with such ignorant and predjudical thoughts / assumptions / metality.

"Best Interest" of the child? Where is the "best interest" consideration on "default gender-based custody"?

Perpetual victim is what you are unless you file child custody!
Default gender-based with zero consideration.

You're a damn fool and don't post on my thread any longer!

Meat Loaf
04-01-09, 23:36
The argument is:

Male / Father Rights.

(1) Divorce court is a seperate court.
(2) Child Support is a seperate court.
(3) Child Custody is a seperate court.

Divorce court is a business deal where 50 / 50 is awarded.

Child support is an assessment.

Child Custody is a "character test" for males, but default for females. Although it's default for women, they are awarded child support.

The argument is: For a father to be a father and rear his offspring, he must file repeated petitions for years and pass the "character" test while the female has zero such obligation.
50 / 50?

In essence, child support is guaranteed no matter what due to predjudice and lack of financial means (ie. you can file pro se.)

Child custody is the argument.

Dickhead
04-01-09, 23:56
I got two things to say. #1 I did not, am not, and would not support using a trust to evade one's parental responsibilities. Why would I give a fuck? I'm snipped. #2 there are many reasons to have an asset protection trust. What are the two leading causes of bankruptcy in the US? Hint: not child support. It's medical bills and being un- or underinsured and having a car accident. By the way, mongers, carry less collision insurance and more liability, at least a million dollars. I, Dickhead, do not have to worry about these trifling considerations since medical care here is essentially free and since I don't own, need, or want a vehicle. So fuck all of that shit. I don't have an asset protection trust since I have very little risk out there. All y'all prolly can't say the same. So call my man Keith and get with the program if you think you might need this type of protection, and do it B4 you get yo ass in a sling. After ain't gonna feed the bulldog!

Oh yeah I forgot #3. A good friend, an AW (AW can make good friends but fucking them is a waste of jizz) just finalized her divorce. She's a college professor and makes good money but her douche bag waste of skin needle dick ex-husband is a corporate attorney and could make way more if he weren't a vago banano marica de mierda. He quit his job two days before the trial and now she has to pay him child support. Plus this fucking sissy got 60% of their joint property because he stayed home for a couple of years, supposedly to care for the kid but actually because he was "depressed" and "trying to find himself" and a whole buncha weak punk ass shit like that. I think any man who lets a woman support him should be forced to dress in a skirt like the b!tch that he is. I betcha Meat Loaf wouldn't suck off some woman's tit for his benjamins. I don't know what the cat does but I'm thinkin' he ain't no b!tch.

Peace out!

Legal Tender
04-02-09, 01:52
The argument is:

Male / Father Rights.

(1) Divorce court is a seperate court.
(2) Child Support is a seperate court.
(3) Child Custody is a seperate court.

Divorce court is a business deal where 50 / 50 is awarded.

Child support is an assessment.

Child Custody is a "character test" for males, but default for females. Although it's default for women, they are awarded child support.

The argument is: For a father to be a father and rear his offspring, he must file repeated petitions for years and pass the "character" test while the female has zero such obligation.
50 / 50?

In essence, child support is guaranteed no matter what due to predjudice and lack of financial means (ie. you can file pro se.)

Child custody is the argument.Meat Loaf, hit the nail on the head: fathers do not have equal rights or consideration. I know. I am a lawyer and went through this shit personally a few years back. I told the baby's mama before we had this child that if she ever wanted to leave, that's ok. But, I wanted to raise my child. And, I am. I understand personally and professionally how traumatic separation from one child (ren) can be. There is hope, though. More and more fathers are awarded custody. I don't understand the "separate court" statement, but that is not important to ML's message.

Maybe we can continue this conversation over a beer.

Meat Loaf
04-02-09, 04:56
I got two things to say. #1 I did not, am not, and would not support using a trust to evade one's parental responsibilities. Why would I give a fuck? I'm snipped. #2 there are many reasons to have an asset protection trust. What are the two leading causes of bankruptcy in the US? Hint: not child support. It's medical bills and being un- or underinsured and having a car accident. By the way, mongers, carry less collision insurance and more liability, at least a million dollars. I, Dickhead, do not have to worry about these trifling considerations since medical care here is essentially free and since I don't own, need, or want a vehicle. So fuck all of that shit. I don't have an asset protection trust since I have very little risk out there. All y'all prolly can't say the same. So call my man Keith and get with the program if you think you might need this type of protection, and do it B4 you get yo ass in a sling. After ain't gonna feed the bulldog!

Oh yeah I forgot #3. A good friend, an AW (AW can make good friends but fucking them is a waste of jizz) just finalized her divorce. She's a college professor and makes good money but her douche bag waste of skin needle dick ex-husband is a corporate attorney and could make way more if he weren't a vago banano marica de mierda. He quit his job two days before the trial and now she has to pay him child support. Plus this fucking sissy got 60% of their joint property because he stayed home for a couple of years, supposedly to care for the kid but actually because he was "depressed" and "trying to find himself" and a whole buncha weak punk ass shit like that. I think any man who lets a woman support him should be forced to dress in a skirt like the b!tch that he is. I betcha Meat Loaf wouldn't suck off some woman's tit for his benjamins. I don't know what the cat does but I'm thinkin' he ain't no b!tch.

Peace out!

Where's my money, b*tch?

On Sunday, I watched my inspriational pimp movies / songs / books:
American Pimp
Too Short
Slim Thug
'Lil Flip
Hookers at Hunt's Point
Pimps Up, Hoes Down
2 Live Crew
Iceberg Slim

After getting my "fill' of exploitation, I returned to real world (ie. "Mr. Charlie.)

Dickhead is correct, I aint gonna' put my "game" in the hands of another, especially a female. Females loose respect for any man they earn more than!
Females loose respect for any man they support! I'm on top, unless I tell her to mount the pony.

American Woman: That's a loosing proposition for me 'cause I hate having to visit the USA and that's something considering I'm a CEO of an International Corporation headquarted in the USA. But when I do go on tour to the "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave," I aint no push over. I play it smart 'cause I aint trying to waste my time in USA court costing me travel expenses and worse 18 - 25 of child visitation 'cause she says so. How do you think I escaped?

Bankruptcy caused by medical debt is true. Currently, we only about 70,000 BKs in the USA (Recession 2008 - 2009) and they were dumb-asses operating as sole proprietorships so that's what they get. They weren't ready for business anyway. Understand, your dream of being a business owner don't mean shit: We all have dreams! And so you employees know, you're #7, out of 11 - 13, to get paid on a BK. Good Luck.

Anyway, Father's Rights / Child Custody is greater than money (ie. money doesn't mean sh*t) when you live on C$ 1,000,000 per annum in Nicaragua.

Father's Rights is about equity in law and parenthood.

The BK judge wouldn't allow you to file for child support! The Attorney General in many states are offering buyout plans (ie. 60% of the outstanding balance.)

Let's be honest: If you're a USA Citizen Male, you're toast. Unless you dump the citizenship, you're gonna' get taken for a 6 - 25 year ride. The USA needs employees.

Meat Loaf
04-02-09, 05:14
If I were to live off a woman I would do it real simply:

(1) Read the divorce records / awards entered into court. Or loiter the halls of divorce court looking for prey. Or loiter the halls of child support, but this money comes as an annuity (ie. too slow.)
(2) See how much she was awarded, and how the divorce proceeding went. This would give me ammunition as to topics for conversation with the lady when we meet.
(3) Go meet the broad. I know she's gonna' get some "free money / cash" real soon, and will want to party since she's single again.
(4) I'd meet her through a variety of formats.
(5) She'd get "Meat Loafed."
(6) If the money is coming too slow from her willingly; I'd file a lawsuit against her for something; wait for her to settle out of court; get paid; and retire in Nicaragua.

That's just one technique, but I make my own money and don't need to leech.

For a woman to leech, all she needs to do is get pregnant, whether she lied or not; void you wanting the child or not, and it's 20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA Military, USA President, USA Legislature, USA Judiciary.

In the United States of America we play hard!

Meat Loaf
04-02-09, 15:11
A few years ago, I was residing in Cd. de Mexico, D.F., and received a phone call from an long lost USA friend. During our youth we ran the streets together and lost touch as we both pursued career endeavors. My career trajectory was and is linear while his was and is sporadic. Nonetheless, I flew to this USA city to visit my buddy for 1-month.

I can do that! You better ask 'Lil Flip.

Excited to hit those "Big City Streets," I flew up there. It was cool to remember the city that built "Meat Loaf," even though it was January.

So I arrive to learn he's unemployeed. And all of the jobs are in the USA, correct. He's SURVIVING off of a woman whom he does not like. He's under her control for financial SURVIVAL. She wants him to marry her; he wants to "swing" via Adult Friend Finder; she wants to live a fairytale. Together they co-exist.

Tighten-up your game, son!

We decided to hit the night clubs: Correction, he decided to "get sponsored" for night(s) of entertainment. Although unemployeed he wanted to live / party as if he was earning income. Hennessey, Heineken, Cavasier, Hydroponic, Valet Parking, etcetera. Nightly, I was spending US $300 - US $500.

He can't play this game as an employee even if he were employeed.

This "Suburbanite" wanted to impress upon me his "street skills." Visiting my old ghetto neighborhood where annually four (4) murders occurred on my block, we went. Upon entering an establishment "the capo" started talking sh*t. My "friend" took the bait and almost became a victim of the .45 caliber in the alley (ie. callejon.)

Foolish was he into thinking I was to receive a bala as his co-signor. Even worse, he's aware of the capo and how he rolls, but still wanted to "high-sight." "Meat Loaf" received love from the capo since we rolled together for years in the barrio. He kicked my a*ss years earlier so I was safe.

Still wanting to impress upon me his courage, we loitered in the barrio. After witnessing him crying; calling the police from the public phones; waving the police down for assistance, we departed. (He's thinking / looking for the police to help is the first mistake. Anyone with any "street skills" knows not to involve the police. That's a waste of time; money (ie. court fees); arrest report (ie. everyone is going to jail for finger prints and warrant searches); plus you don't know who's on paper. He's so "Suburbanite.")

He remained mad at me for his actions over the next couple of days.

Finally, I wore tired of his "Americanism" and boarded a plane to finish my USA tour.

Stop Frontin'.

Meat Loaf
04-02-09, 18:17
Here I am riding the Executive Desk and an ex-employee appears. She was fired a while ago. They always come back looking to earn, associate, eat, or whatever. They never just walk away to "greenier pastures."

Why? Who else do they know or gain access to that has money, C$ 1,000,000? A Nadie. And those Ciudanos que tienen el dinero do not associate with those that do not.

As a foreigner one must build their network from ground level through all strati of society. Just as you built your live in North America from birth, relocation / expat status is birth part 2.

Loiter at my home. Loiter at the brothel. Loiter at home. Loiter at the "john's / trick's" home. Loiter on the street corner. Life in Nicaragua is one of loitering. Never will you see a sign "No Loitering" anywhere in Nicaragua. In fact, we take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on the police buildings with 0% fear in the police molesting anyone.

I'll have to re-iterate to this dame that her presence here is not wanted and pesa (ie. heavy.)

C$ 999,500 - C$ 240 (pasaje) = C$ 999,260

Doubt98
04-02-09, 18:26
The thing to remember about Trusts are, they protect the assets. They don't protect the income that you want sent to you. Unless it is a spendthrift trust and that only protects about $25,000 a year. The only sex employees you can get for that is your right and left hands. If you can protect your income, then I am all ears.

Meatloaf is correct in saying fight for your rights. It would be your kid. I mean what would you think if your dad was fucking some *****, knocked her up, and now you are speaking Spanish, eating rice, riding on top of trains to get to the Texas border. Thanks Dad!

Meat Loaf
04-02-09, 19:49
Meat Loaf, hit the nail on the head: fathers do not have equal rights or consideration. I know. I am a lawyer and went through this shit personally a few years back. I told the baby's mama before we had this child that if she ever wanted to leave, that's ok. But, I wanted to raise my child. And, I am. I understand personally and professionally how traumatic separation from one child (ren) can be. There is hope, though. More and more fathers are awarded custody. I don't understand the "separate court" statement, but that is not important to ML's message.

Maybe we can continue this conversation over a beer.

Yes, and I'll pay for it.

True Story: Year 1994, age 19, professionally employeed earning US $5,000 plus per month.

Scared of the nonsense, I made an appointment to speak with an attorney concerning Child Support. I was not scared of being "hit," but wanted to learn the system for empowerment.

The "dumb a*s"- as is normal- yelled at me, "Is the baby yours? Are you the father?"

He missed the point entirely. He was biased.

I paid him with the 2% milk jug I brought full of pennies, US $150 per hour. He f*cked himself within 5-minutes.

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 02:07
C$ 999,260 - C$ 300 = $998,960

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 12:51
C$ 998,960 - C$ 200 = C$ 998,760

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 13:35
Fellas',

20% for 18 - 25 years enforced by the USA Military, USA Legislature, USA President, and USA Judiciary is "Too Rich for My Blood!"

I've change my modus operendi as to SURVIVE the burden called "USA Citizenship" and the cess pool called Nicaragua.

I will now place all and every female to whom I have "sexual interraction" on the "All D*ck Diet." It's healthier, less filling, and ensures weight gain does not occur.

For the first month or until her next period (ie. menstration) occurs I will only allow her suck d*ck! Call her d*ck breath 'cause she aint getting no d*ck without my 100% confidence.

The USA has really harmed Nicaraguan girls by not allowing them to gain privy to Meat Loaf due to Meat Loaf's intelligent risk management procedures.

Until that shot (ie. 1-month birth control contraceptive shot) is dispensed, I cannot place myself and those I represent / will represent in jeapordy! I cannot allow someone else, especially with less talent than I, to reap the fruits of my labor.

After 500 years of not reaping the fruits of my labor (ie. USA Slavery), I cannot allow the "new slave owner" (ie. female gender) through her codes / law (ie. Child Support Codes) to engage such exploitation.

Therefore, all current and future engagements will be her sucking / worshipping / kissing / admiring / touching / stroking the male member called "Meat Loaf." This will actually give her a solid foundation for the guy she does place on the 20% for 18 - 25 year plan. Those dumb asses (ie. those that do not read Meat Loaf posts) can ride that pony.

All D*ck, All Day.

Who needs p*ssy when all of the focus is on your d*ck?

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 13:40
Whenever I see a female, I think of the value of that b*tch!

Mierda.

When I would f*ck females before the new Human Resource Regulations were mandated upon Meat Loaf by the USA Codifications of Child Support, I would appraise the broad before ejaculation. Take me for the ride would be shouted by my fishies as they swam upstream. Calgon, Take Me Away for the 20% for 18 - 25 years.

Even my local Nicas (ie. vagobundos) don't agree with the 20% of income for 18 - 25 years and they have 0% jobs!

Look at your girlfriends; wives; lovers; prostitutes, and ask yourself, "Is she worth 20% for 18 - 25 years?" And some of you "suckers" have to pay an exit tax of 50% based upon your entire life's acquisitions.

And you call yourself "American"? And you call yourself the "Land of Equal Rights."

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 13:44
As I loitered, I noticed an advertisement of the "Marlboro Man." That rugged character who was seperated from the earth and from God only by his horse. He was a "Free Man" working 100% independantly. He was the citizen of England that wanted freedom in the USA, and fought for it. He was what America represented, both good and bad.

Nicaragua is the Marlboro Man.

Meat Loaf
04-03-09, 14:12
Grand Pollo, International Sex Guide Senior Member since 04-02-04, is Inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

For years, until I, Meat Loaf, joined iSG, Grand Pollo paved the way. It was the wisdom, experience, and truth of Grand Pollo that "opened up" Nicaragua for mongers.

Grand Pollo's experience throughout the country from border-to-border; his knowledge of brothels and crime; and his expertise in the goings on of Nicaragua has earned Grand Pollo an induction into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

May we all aspire to reach the pinnacle of Managua Mongering and be "blessed" into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Sometimes those with the most power are the most quiet and Grand Pollo is one such individual. For all of the bragadocia delivered by Meat Loaf is entertaining, but the gentlemanly qualities of Grand Pollo speak volumes. Grand Pollo is truly a remarkable gentleman and despite our "playful banter," it has been a privledge learning Nicaragua from his posts dating back six (6) years.

Grand Pollo is Inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Meat Loaf
04-12-09, 15:23
Hay Dios Mio (ie. Oh my God,) this b*tch has dragon breath!

Fire! Burn Baby Burn! My nose hairs are scorched from the air she pertrudes called exhale. It should be called exhaust.

I f*cked the white b*tch for two (2) hours on our first f*ck. The p*ssy was good, and there were no breath issues.

She has / had more "Jungle Fever" than I. My "Jungle Fever" is so high that I've relocated to the Nicaraguan Gringo Capital for hunting. Hide your daughters, wives, girlfriends, mom, abuelas y toda porque Meat Loaf is on the prowl for Cindy Cracker.

Anyway, I gave her employment at a steep rate. When you have C$ 1,000,000 disponible money doesn't matter.

On or about Day 3, her breath was kicking my a*s like Mike Tyson! Damn, give a "N-word" a break with that stank.

The breath was so vicious that I tried to hide in the p*ssy. With nose buried in la chocha (ie. p*ssy) for air I remained. All sexual positions were doggy style as to prevent face-to-face contact.

It was bad! It is bad! Stank Breath!

I bought the b*tch a toothbrush; listerine; bubble gum; sodas; anything that's oral consumption. Still nada. No Sirve.

One morning she arose in my bed and said, "H-E-L-L-O."
That was the longest, most heart felt saludo of my life. I ran like you guys facing child support enforcement. LOL.

Kissing all of the toads in search of your princess is work!
Maybe www.tlcworldwide.com is the solution?

The broad has 0% conversation; 0% initiative; and 110% stank breath. Pobrecita.

Learning from that failed, but marketing genius, Donald Trump she was ordered, "Estas Despedida" (ie. You're Fired.)
How many companies has Donald Trump taken BK? More than you have children / kids.

Stank Breath: I'm Meat Loaf so I don't need that sh*t. Another fish in the sea for you guys.

Fellas', "'Dis Pimpin'" is hard work! Stay safe and read Meat Loaf posts 'cause living this life of C$ 1,000,000 aint for you!

Meat Loaf
04-14-09, 10:15
When "successful" girls comment with admiration, "¡Clase Turca!", you know you're the man. And put C$ 1,000,000 on top of that, y ¿que mas quiere?

Clase turca (ie. nice d*ck) is the heckle I receive from coast-to-coast. When I enter establishments it does not fail that women want to see the "real thing." Photos, kisses, and worship are delivered by the female gender upon the "Meat Loaf" member.

Palo magico (ie. the magic stick); choco plantano; bom bom chocolate; and other affectionate terms are stated by the opposite sex.

It's not uncommon for females to rest their heads in my lap, d*ck in mouth, as if they were a newborn being weened relunctantly.

As with all marketing endeavors, "customer" testimonials and referrals are the best advertisement. And for "Me Loaf," there is no shortage of publicidad.

When you're supplying enough carne (ie. meat) to feed the opposite sex, you're job is done. And remember about the 2-for-1 orgasm guarantee enforced by "Meat Loaf" too. And let's not even discuss the talent of tongue. In totality, these and any chavala don't have a chance when blessed by the presence of "Me." (Who needs the loaf when it's all about "me" anyway.)

Clase Turca: Long and Strong.

Meat Loaf
04-14-09, 10:54
Since it's now summer in Nicaragua, post-Semana Santa, ¡hace clase calor! It's really hot, 35 / 95 daily con humidad (ie. with humidity.) Hence, banando (ie. bathing / swimming) is essential for global warning management.

Before my eyes I witness a set of firm 36C titties with small pepperonis. Another pair of "milk coolers" are bared, 36 D with big pepperonis: These titties are huge, but a little too wide. As if double vision is not enough, still another pair of tetas (ie. titties) are revealed, 36C.

Do you know your tittie sizes based upon appearance?
Do you know your panty sizes based upon appearance?
Fact: In first encounters, and at all times, women admire a man that knows his titty and panty sizes. It lets the girl(s) know that you stay / live in p*ssy, and may even purchase some baby doll (ie. lingerie) for her, if and only if she acts right!

This is what you do: You have a nice ass (ie. clase culo,) it's a size "X." You have some nice ass titties (ie. estas bien chichona.) When these compliments are delivered by "Me," the women get excited, intrigued, and wet. Shortly after such conversation is held on her body parts, she wants to get loafed. This is and has been the case for 20 years, worldwide.

Anyway, the girls had some nice titties glistening in the sun!
With 3 hoes and 0 bros present, it was my duty to get on that booty! Slowly and seductively, I removed my playera (ie. tee shirt.) Gritasos were delivered. As if a stripper derobing at Club Elite, MetroCentro, Managua, Nicaragua, Central America, my shorts fell to the floor. Heckles and excitement were expressed by the chavalas!

Being the gentleman you've grown to admire, I provided the women the option of boxer briefs or "al natural." They jumped at the all natural and removed my white Ralph Lauren Polo Boxer Briefs from my waist. Slowly the "Underoos" fell to the floor. The meat wasn't to far behind.

They grabbed the meat and led me into the pool! Being pulled by my loaf as if I were a Clydesdale is how they expressed appreciation for la turca.

Playful activities / sexual simulation was held for approximately 1-hour. Finger f*cking, cunilingus, and falatio were exchanged among the recreational participants. Adult entertainment commenced upon pool departure.

¡Clase Turca!

Being that I reside in a home with inground pool, readers can only expect more skinny dipping tales to follow!

Has the snow melted yet in North America?

Chinchuliar
04-14-09, 15:42
Being the gentleman you've grown to admireDia cachimba, how right you are.

Dickhead
04-15-09, 01:03
Che, if you can get the upside-down exclamation points, how come you can't get the tilde? What are you going to do on December 31, wish us all a "feliz ano nuevo"?

On second thought, that might work for a lot of these guys.

Meat Loaf
04-15-09, 05:04
Che, if you can get the upside-down exclamation points, how come you can't get the tilde? What are you going to do on December 31, wish us all a "feliz ano nuevo"?

On second thought, that might work for a lot of these guys.

I see you're going to be the one guy who forces / requires that my Spanish be technically correct.

Thank you for the challenge.

P.S. I hate having to alt + 5 digits for one simple symbol.

Dickhead
04-15-09, 19:35
You are talking about ASCII codes such as Alt-168 for a tilde or an accented vowel. No no, my young friend. You can enable your keyboard to switch back and forth from an English keyboard to a Spanish keyboard. This has the added advantage of not requiring the use of the numeric keypad. Go to Control Panel, Regional and Language Options, then Languages, add Spanish, and it will put something on your task bar or tool bar (or somewhere where you can see it) and you can click back and forth from English keyboard layout to Spanish. Not only that but you can set it so that for example Excel shows five thousand two hundred pesos and fifty centavos as 5.200,50 instead of 5,200.50.

This has to be the first time I, an old dinosaur, have given technical computer advice to a much younger person. I hope you find it useful. If you do this, you will have to learn the Spanish layout, such as the tilde is obtained by hitting the key that has the colon and semi-colon. To get accented vowels you hit the bracket key and then the vowel and voilá! ¡ is shift and the plus key, ¿ is just the plus key, and shift bracket then u gives ü as in vergüenza.

Darien
04-15-09, 23:37
Dear Meat Loaf:

What it is the meaning of "LOL" as stated in your recent post addressing me as rookie?

I see you have a good time posting messages. Lucky you. I still have to work hard for a living.

I never call myself a rookie. I take it as a complement always looking the positive side. I do have posted in the past in the Argentina forum. I paved many of the streets in Buenos Aires getting aqcuainted with the action down there. Managua is a small town compared to Buenos Aires. But yes, I am just getting to know Managua with the benefit of knowing a local gentleman down here.

By the way, if you like the Bikers Buzz bar (next to Harley Davison shop in carretera Masaya km 10 more or less), they are having a special night today Wednesday april 15. Maybe they are celebrating the tax deadline in the US. I heard the bar is going to have 3 girls dancing on top of the barra. The bar has pootencial long term to become a nice spot for a stop before the automotel in km 10 1/2. My time in Managua is ending very soon.

End

Meat Loaf
04-16-09, 14:15
100% compliments are extended to you!
You're learning quick and running the streets as is required for success. Compliments are given, but keep some secrets for us locals. Do you want those p*ssy-a*s Gringos that flock to Cd. Panama and C.R. to ruin Nicaragua? We'll turn them into Carne Molida and send them back to the plantation (ie. USA) to work caballo (ie. 20% for 18 - 25 years.)

LOL means "lots of laughs" / joke. You know too much for a novice so I was joking if you are Nicaraguan, but recently deported from the USA. Read earlier posts concerning bi-lingual (English-Spanish) speakers in Nicaragua.

Do your homework (ie. read each every word written by Meat Loaf) and get caught-up on what International Sex Guide Nicaragua Board!

I too spend much time working hard for a living / SURVIVAL.

If you want a Latina in the USA it's best if you relocate to the ghetto or agricultural fields where they SURVIVE. But the quality will produce a problem and not 100% satisfaction. Plus the guys will be "cock-blocks." Maybe you should lobby for Amnisty for everyone.

Don't get me started on Latinas in the USA: Been there and have done her since age 10.

Wow, my first piece of Latina a*s was at age 10, in parochial school, under the school bus with Srta. Garcia, my classmate. Every since, I've been hooked!

Nica Bound
04-16-09, 15:58
Meat Loaf moves to "declutter" the Nicaraguan message board. That is truly impressive !

Meat Loaf
04-17-09, 13:12
Meat Loaf moves to "declutter" the Nicaraguan message board. That is truly impressive !
You bring me so much joy, Nica Bound!

When are we going to monger together? Or you take me Matagalpa so I can attack the Braids photo you posted? Or those 3 doggy style Latinas?

It aint no fun if the amigos can't have none!

In the words of Nica Bound at our first, and only, in-person interraction:

Nica Bound: Do you have a pedicure?
Meat Loaf: Yes.
Nica Bound: Is that a French pedicure?
Meat Loaf: Yes.
Nica Bound: And you can't buy a US $30 camera to take
photos. The guys want to see photos.
Meat Loaf: US $65 at MetroCentro. I though someone would
have bought a camera for me after multiple
requests. (Laughter ensued.)
DrDewMan: I keep a manicure at all times too! (DrDewMan presents hands for viewing.)

I'll attempt to continue minimal clutterous topics!

Meat Loaf
04-18-09, 09:34
Year 2007

Fresh, and with mucho bragadochia, I entered the Managua social scene in 2007. Running the streets with my Russian commarade was the norm. (He was a hardcore motherf*cker, who moved product (ie. CAFTA) throughout the Nicaraguan streets with 100% Spanish fluency.)

So, I developed mucho popularity within weeks. How was this accomplished? I always maintained C$150 in my pocket. I had more hoes than Santa Clause!

One such chupadora (ie. d*ck sucker) asked out of curiosity, "How much do I earn in salary?" Meat Loaf replied, "Salary? B*tch, aint no gaurantees. I earn profits and commissions." Just for conversation I told her that my monthly compensation is disbursed in US T-Bills.

Ha, Ha, Ha: Do you know the denomination of US T-Bills?
Neither did she. She couldn't even phatom the concept. How could she when she sells blowj*bs, vaginal sex, and other forms of sexual interaction for US $6.50 per polvo.

Honestly, I liked the b*tch and she could have been on payroll, but was too stupid. (Most of these broads are dumb and don't realize a "gift horse" when they meet one. FACT!)

So, I offered my Russian carnal some p*ssy, but he said only if I bought some for myself. Therefore, I attempted to purchase this broad who was / is thick as Smuckers Jelly. (A little celulite never hurt nobody.)

At the cashier the b*tch ran game and jacked me for C$500. I blew-up. The b*tch claimed she did not jack me. I went off. I slapped the b*tch at the cash register; pulled out about C$5,000 in lana (ie. cash); I told the cantina that there was not going to be anyone nor any attempt at jacking me. I'm Meat Loaf!

The Russian said calm down before someone attempts to rob you of that C$5,000 I was flashing. The owner told me to leave.

Getting straight gangster, I returned at closing time with cachucha (ie. mask,) cuete (ie. gun,) and the intention of "pistol-whipping" this ladrona (ie. theif) as she was leaving for home.

Walking up to the broad as she awaited her taxi surprised her.

It is at this point I will end the story and exercise my 5th Amendment Rights.

Year 2009

Bored, I returned to this establishment. Upon entrance, my name rang out. Vaguely I remembered her, but it took me about 1-hour to remember her. (With over 300 p*ssies slain my Meat Loaf since year 2007, I don't remember those that don't last.)

We shared conversation; I revealed the same story as above before her co-workers; she stated her version; and I fealt that juicy body and reminded her of the consequences if she tried to "play me." She confirmed the riesgos (ie. risks.)

I'll f*ck her again within the next couple of weeks 'cause I always did like her. At least now she knows that I aint no foolish Gringo (ie. You) she can exploit!

Meat Loaf
04-18-09, 09:48
These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."

Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.

This is how a negotiation is delivered:

Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month? (simple question right, it's open ended.)
Prospect: How much are you paying? (obviously, they want to exploit and don't realize that employers want to pay a little as possible, not as much as possible.)
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month?
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Dumb-ass, how much are your bills per month?
Prospect: I don't know. (they never know 'cause Nicaragua is the land of "freeloaders.)
Employer: Calculate your monthly expenses (ie. tuition for the ninos, comida, rent.)
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Obviously, I want to pay as little as possible. Stop with the dumb-a*s questions. You don't even know how much you need to live per month. (they never know. Nicaraguans are happy receiving whatever you give them (ie. regalos, mantener, arreglar.)
Prospect: They will calculate their expenses for food, rent, and tuition before your eyes and ears. Finally, they will come up with the number of C$3,000 mensual or C$2,000 semanal.
The employment duty is irrelevant.

Nicaraguans have 0% idea / clue on earning a paycheck; budgeting expenses; and approaching life beyond SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health.) They are reared, from birth, to be the financially supported by someone else.

This is FACT and EVERYONE knows this is the society, so what I write is accepted by everyone!

Meat Loaf
04-18-09, 14:33
local knowledge

you have to be (1) broke / pinche (ie. penny pincher,) (2) foolish, and / or (3) eager to experience violations of personal space to ride almost every bus route in managua.

all buses are former usa yellow school buses. in other countries the buses are painted pretty colors, but managua is poor so you'll see school districts, townships, and other first-hand signs of wear-and-tear. it's always fun to see where the bus came from: do you remember playing the "license plate game" when traveling the interstate system of the usa?

the bus cost c $02.5 or us $ 0.125 cents per bus. in comparison the cheapest taxi fare is c $20 or us $1.00. hence, you must be broke to sacrifice the luxury of taxi.

you must be foolish because on the bus and at the bus stops is where the crime takes place! it's not uncommon for bus passengers to get "jacked" at knife point or gun point while riding the bus. the delincuentes (ie. thieves) will exit the bus at the next stop. the other passengers are thankful thay they were not the victim. nobody will help / aide / or assist the victim! the bus driver is thankful the ladrones didn't approach him to steal his change box (ie. cash register) holding less than c $500 or us $ 25. less, for sure!

* quick story: on the route, several members of the pandilla (ie. gang) boarded the bus at various bus stops. they rode the bus appearing to be honarable passengers. when they acquired the seven (7) pandilleros, they made their move and hijacked the bus! passenger by passenger was robbed, including the bus driver. they confirep001ed the cedulas (ie. state issued indentification card) of various victims to enstill fear based upon knowledge of their home address. the pandilleros exited the bus with loot in hand. how much was the ganancia (ie. paycheck)? calculate 20 passengers each carrying at least c$ 20 and that gives you c$ 400 divdided by 7 assailants, etcetera.

this is / can be a "common" experience. *

0% of the buses have air conditioning!
very few buses play music for your distraction!
very few buses offer comfortability.

it's everyday experience to witness buses, especially at rush hour, jam packed (ie. lleno) with people leaning out of windows in search of space; leaning outside the bus (ie. like india); and riding upon one another's feet and nalgas (ie. buttocks.) how will you gaurd the possessions in your pockets (ie. bolsillos) and mochila (ie. backpack) from pic-pockets? how will you defend yourself from an armed robbery up close-and-personal, with no place to run and hide?

one must be foolish to place themselves in such an environment.

one must be eager to experience such a horrible experience in 35 / 95 degree weather, and no air conditioning.

tourist knowledge

one time, i, meat loaf, xdred, and drdewman were mongering managua via foot and taxi. while on foot, drdewman asked about bus routes to various brothel locations.

are you f*cking stupid? do you want to make it back home to the usa in two (2) days? eveyone should leave the bus system alone, as visible tourists, and as an accented-spanish speaking tourists.

xdred who resides in managua for three (3) month minimums, and as a visible tourist, and with accented-spanish, and as someone who seeks out / searches for action in ghettoes chimed in faster than i, the full-time resident. "you don't want to experience the bus! besides, it only costs us $1 for most taxi rides, and less than us $5 for sure," was stated by xdred.

drdewman took our advice as should you and not ride the managua bus system. if you're taking the bus to another state / departamento (ie. granada, boaco, rivas, matalgalpa) it's okay, but within the city limits it's a "death wish!"

* i write this post 'cause i just took the bus versus spending c $20 and witnessed / experienced the above post. *

Xdred
04-18-09, 17:15
These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."

Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.

You are so right. They have no idea of monthly or weekly expenses because it’s a daily existence. Asking how much just results in a wish list at best.

How much to pay? Most are content when able to put food on the table for the children and keep them in school.

As a rule of thumb.

One child US $35 per week
Two US $50 per week
Three US $75 per week

This should be sufficient to keep the mothers who are actually providing daily care for the children in their home towns happy and off the chicas back. Now that the children are taken care of how much for her? This is where management begins. She will constantly ask for money for unexpected expenses. The Nicas in time all sound like the same broken record. Money for the sick child, mother etc. No matter how you handle it you are going to hear it. I generally give the Nica US$25 per week for her personal needs.

Nica management 101 requires you to implement a “Multa” or fine type system to be deducted from her weekly US$25 for infractions. The conditions of employment and fines must be established before employment begins. I require the chica to cook daily in the home to control expenses.

On the weekends we generally go to a club for entertainment. I allow US$30 for a night out. If she orders food and runs up the bill, the overage is deducted from her allowance on payday.

So US$75 to US$100 per week is what a gringo resident ends up paying for 24/7 pussy.

The above rates will only work for a resident who speaks Spanish and is a familiar face among the Nicas.

Xdred

Legal Tender
04-18-09, 19:15
These motherf*ckers are straight stupid / foolish / have no idea about the "Real World."

Regardless of the employment (ie. sex employee, professional employment, domestic employment, manual labour, etcetera) opportunity, they never know their monthly expenses.

This is how a negotiation is delivered:

Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month? (simple question right, it's open ended.)
Prospect: How much are you paying? (obviously, they want to exploit and don't realize that employers want to pay a little as possible, not as much as possible.)
Employer: How much do you want to earn / get paid per month?
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Dumb-ass, how much are your bills per month?
Prospect: I don't know. (they never know 'cause Nicaragua is the land of "freeloaders.)
Employer: Calculate your monthly expenses (ie. tuition for the ninos, comida, rent.)
Prospect: How much are you paying?
Employer: Obviously, I want to pay as little as possible. Stop with the dumb-a*s questions. You don't even know how much you need to live per month. (they never know. Nicaraguans are happy receiving whatever you give them (ie. regalos, mantener, arreglar.)
Prospect: They will calculate their expenses for food, rent, and tuition before your eyes and ears. Finally, they will come up with the number of C$3,000 mensual or C$2,000 semanal.
The employment duty is irrelevant.

Nicaraguans have 0% idea / clue on earning a paycheck; budgeting expenses; and approaching life beyond SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health.) They are reared, from birth, to be the financially supported by someone else.

This is FACT and EVERYONE knows this is the society, so what I write is accepted by everyone!Is this true for the rest of of Central and South America? An educated Colombian amigas has the same attitude: what do I want to do right now, and no real planning for tomorrow. When I try to discuss the difference in culture, she wiggles her ass and with a big smile explains "I'm Colombian". Hell , I'm envious.

Xdred
04-18-09, 19:27
When you spend more time abroad than in the US a certain cynicism will develop. The US is a police state like it or not. This is reality.

When leaving home in Managua the only items with me are cell phone, keys and the amount of cash I am planning on spending. No ID of any kind is necessary. Credit cards, drivers license and passport are left secure at home.

If assaulted you can easily replace the lost items with minimum delay and hassle.

When driving you should carry your drivers license because you will at some point be stopped by the police for DWG (Driving while Gringo). I always keep two drivers licensees. When stopped by the transit police you have two options. Pay a bribe or surrender your driver’s licensee and accept the traffic citation.

When stopped I always tell the cop to just give me the ticket. They always insist on explaining they will have to take my drivers license. I assure them this is fine with me. At this point the cop generally exhibits a smile (Game Over). I then surrender C100 and tell him to buy a soda.

I am free in Nicaragua from US bullshit.

Xdred

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:04
When you spend more time abroad than in the US a certain cynicism will develop. The US is a police state like it or not. This is reality.

When leaving home in Managua the only items with me are cell phone, keys and the amount of cash I am planning on spending. No ID of any kind is necessary. Credit cards, drivers license and passport are left secure at home.

If assaulted you can easily replace the lost items with minimum delay and hassle.

When driving you should carry your drivers license because you will at some point be stopped by the police for DWG (Driving while Gringo). I always keep two drivers licensees. When stopped by the transit police you have two options. Pay a bribe or surrender your driver’s licensee and accept the traffic citation.

When stopped I always tell the cop to just give me the ticket. They always insist on explaining they will have to take my drivers license. I assure them this is fine with me. At this point the cop generally exhibits a smile (Game Over). I then surrender C100 and tell him to buy a soda.

I am free in Nicaragua from US bullshit.

Xdred

The USA has always been a police state! For proof, look at how the country was founded- African Slavery. For proof of USA hypocracy look at the USA Constitution- "All Men are Created Equal," except Africans (ie. Black USA) who are not human beings, but 3/5 of a person. For proof, look at how they (ie. USA) treated / treats their citizens of Native American.

The USA has its citizens "tricked" / "hood winked" / "illusioned" into thinking that they (ie. USA citizens) have freedom because they have (1) employment and (2) credit / consumer debt. USA citizens think they are free 'cause they can buy things! Little do USA citizens realize that they are pawns!

* You are an absolute dumbie if you use consumer debt to live! This means that you are living beyond your means. You are being falsante (ie. phony, a fake.) *

The USA was founded and is the "World's Supermarket."

The USA needed and needs a guaranteed and cheap labor force to keep the "store" open and profitable. At first it was African Slavery for 400 years; 100 years of USA Apathied; Native American ostracization; illegal Mexican labor since the 1920s (ie. Cesar Chavez; and the "under the table" deal established between Mexico and USA governments forillegal labor); USA prison labor (ie. $0.25 cents per hour labor; 2,000,000 sitting in jails / prison; 5,000,000 on "paper" / probation / parole; for-profit prison(s); etcetera); and now they've codified USA Child Support Labor laws against their male citizenry (ie. 150 million citizens.) Japanese-American internment during WWII; Segregated USA military; Black Code laws; and other human rights violations.

The USA has always perpetuated Human Rights Violations against its citizens since Day 1, what makes anyone think it will change / does not exist / etcetera.

USA Citizens are so foolish in chasing consumerism that they don't know what / how life is. When they wake-up, they're 50 years old and scared to become an independant person and leave the "nipple." It is this mentality that makes the Gringo "Carne Blanca" for "Carne Molida."

USA wants cheap labor so they are promoting "Spanish-speaking" services (ie. press 1 for English, press 2 for Spanish); "Bilingual education"; and other promotion of Spanish within the plantation. This is done to keep those 10 million illegals and their offspring non-English speaking. If they can keep Mexicans illiterate and not fluent in English, they can keep them as cheap labor for 2 generations. Keep them out of the USA competition by language.

When you live overseas it is so easy to observe the bullsh*t and dirty practices / premises of the USA, that cynicism is an understatement!

For Fact: Not having a government issued id on your person at all times within the state of Texas is a felony! Charge: Failure to ID. Their go your rights to vote; rights to leave the USA; opportuntity to participate in society without stain; etcetera.

Driving while Black within the USA; Driving while Latino within the USA will guarantee financial exploitation by police forces and state agencies via tickets. When you are one of the above ethnicities it's a guarantee that every 1 - 3 years you get arrested. This is especially true until you reach age 35, but that doesn't matter.

They arrest the above ethnicities because that is who they police! They don't police Mr. Charlie (ie. white USA.) You get arrested every 1- 3 years so they can see / know what you are up to.

(A.) An arrest is nothing more than detainment.
(B.) Arraignment is nothing more than a process / opportunity to pay the system (ie. Bail Bondsmen) a 10% non-refundable fee based upoon an arbitrary assessment delivered by the judge.
(C.) Indictment is nothing more than the grand jury (ie. political / professional associates from within the county) allowing the financial exploitation / incarceration to proceed.
(D.) Trial (ie. bench or jury) is the only place you (ie. those that are policed, Black USA, Latino) get a voice. And the voice is either admissable or not, based upon an arbitrary assessment.
(E.) Conviction is the only thing that matters!
(F.) Until conviction takes place, the USA / State / County earned revenue from your incarceration, with everything having been moot. Typical value per inmate is US $65 - US $110 per day to the government (ie. federal, state, county) housing the inmate. This is revenue! And in some jurisdictions, their major source of revenue.

* USA prison population is 50% Black USA, 30% Latino, and 20% other (ie. Asian, white, Middle Eastern, etcetera.) *

I don't care how many times a person has been arrested. Until the conviction takes place, everything else is / was moot. I'l read the court case fro the conviction and determine the person's character.

White USA doesn't understand the legal system they support due to their lack of contact.

This excludes USA attorneys (ie. American Bar Association) whose membership is 1,000,000. 20,000 are Black; 7,000 are Puerto Rican, 5,000 are Mexican, and 960,000 are white! Only 40,000 USA lawyers are non-white, out of 1,000,000.

Police state? I agree XDred.

This is why 100% Transparency is so important. It gets more subjective when occupational licenses aer concerned.

Police State? And the Gringo (ie. Caucassian) doesn't know / realize this fact because they are not the prey although they are prey, but with less police interaction than the Black, Latino, and Asian in California.

To SURVIVE Nicaragua is nothing after you've SURVIVED the USA.

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:08
The standard mordida (ie. bite) or bribe is C$ 100 per officer. In Mexico, los tamarindos want US $20 per officer from a Gringo. I always choose el preso (ie. jail.)

Nicaragua has been extorting the populace aggressively for the past month. I assume the government is being affected by the international economy. Throughout the streets is a huge police force presence writing tickets and taking bribes. It's the strongest show of force / extortion I've witnessed in 3 years.

They are jacking everything with wheels (ie. buses, taxi, private cars, tractor trailers, horse and buggy.)

Yesterday, on that bus ride from Fenix to the house, they jacked the city bus!

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:23
You are so right. They have no idea of monthly or weekly expenses because it’s a daily existence. Asking how much just results in a wish list at best.

How much to pay? Most are content when able to put food on the table for the children and keep them in school.

As a rule of thumb.

One child US $35 per week
Two US $50 per week
Three US $75 per week

This should be sufficient to keep the mothers who are actually providing daily care for the children in their home towns happy and off the chicas back. Now that the children are taken care of how much for her? This is where management begins. She will constantly ask for money for unexpected expenses. The Nicas in time all sound like the same broken record. Money for the sick child, mother etc. No matter how you handle it you are going to hear it. I generally give the Nica US$25 per week for her personal needs.

Nica management 101 requires you to implement a “Multa” or fine type system to be deducted from her weekly US$25 for infractions. The conditions of employment and fines must be established before employment begins. I require the chica to cook daily in the home to control expenses.

On the weekends we generally go to a club for entertainment. I allow US$30 for a night out. If she orders food and runs up the bill, the overage is deducted from her allowance on payday.

So US$75 to US$100 per week is what a gringo resident ends up paying for 24/7 pussy.

The above rates will only work for a resident who speaks Spanish and is a familiar face among the Nicas.

Xdred

US $400 may sound cheap, but meeting payroll is always an obligation for the employer.

Gringos can't afford the US $400 'cause they have too much debt and a job with 2-weeks vacation! They can't afford to live in Nicaragua as detailed in Meat Loaf posts.

That US $400 is the entry fee. Now you have maintenance.

The relationship you establish with the girl with be at least 75% mentiras (ie. lies.)

What you really are doing is supporting the child of some other guy who still f*cks the mom due to child visitation. He wins when the Gringo arrives to Nicaragua.

Your existence in Nicaragua is 100% financial exploitation!

That US $400 must be readily available 'cause the girls will quit / get fired / ask for a raise / etcetera. So it's not 24/7, but a revolving door.

The best and "only" way to really win with Chicas Nicas is to become a brothel / *****house owner. You lurkers (ie. You) are scared to post, so will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?

For the same US $400 a Gringo could open a brothel / *****house and employ 3 - 5 Chicas Nicas and f*ck them weekly as required by the job. Inspect their cunts; make them shave; inject the birth control shot; etcetera. Will you place your name on the business license for the brothel?

So fellas', don't get excited at the US $400 as being a great thing 'cause it is not!

How hard is it for you to create US $400 right now within the USA? This is cash, not credit card. How many months can you / will you provide for this salary?

Celosa (ie. jealousy) will ensure that the Chica Nica will not allow you to employ anyone else other than her. So, having more than 1 Chica Nica on payroll will not be accomplished. For a people that are broke, they sure are stingy (ie. tacano) and don't want to share any of your wealth with anyone else. They want it all for themselves and will try to get it all for herself. Easiest way, USA Child Support.

To employ more than 1 Chica Nica on payroll for US $400 mensual, the employer must be a hardcore motherf*cker, like Meat Loaf.

The US $400 is the entry fee, and a whole bunch of bullsh*t will be accompanied, GUARANTEED.

Again, owning your own brothel is the only way to win due to CELOSA. Are you going to put your name on the business license.

In the words of "Chocha Monger," "have you ever wondered why some guys thrive in Latin America while others become carne molida? Those that thrive simply don't give a f*ck!"

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:26
I enjoyed spending time with Xdred. I eagerly await his return.

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:35
it doesn't matter who the girl is or what she's doing in life or whatever story she sells you. it will be you paying for her bills; her family's bills; and their f*ck ups! fact.

as they say, "los ninos no pueden comer por amor." (my children can't eat off of love. i want that money (ie. reales.)

with 50% of all chicas nicas having at least 1 child by age 19, they all have the same sales pitch- el nino.

you will be paying, guaranteed.

in nicaragua, as the extranjero, you pay! the family will ask why you are not paying; the neighbors will ask why you are not paying; everyone will attempt to "peer pressure" you into mantener. and this is before you start dating: it gets worse once the d*ck enters p*ssy.

there is never a shortage of people asking you for money!
you will go broke, real quick.

you can pay us $400 in a lump sum, not recommended 'cause they will spend it within a few days and ask for more to survive. or you can pay in bits-and-pieces, daily. this is best but too tiresome.

giving a nicaragua c$ 500 is too much money and they will spend it as if they had another c$ 500 in their cartero (ie. wallet.) they do, you.

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 10:42
It's all about daily SURVIVAL. They can't think beyond the day. Hell, they can't think beyond the moment!

1. Provide free breakfast. This will ensure that they arrive on time to work. Breakfast is (a) leche agria (ie. yogurt-type milk); (b) gallopinto (ie. rice-and-beans from the night before); (c) tortilla; (d) cafe, and (e) pan simple. Vale: C$ 20.

2. Provide free lunch. This will ensure they they accept the job. Lunch is C$ 30.

3. To control expenses the employer needs to hire a cook for C$ 500 semanal.

4. Provide free bus fare. This will ensure that they leave the house for work. Vale: C$ 05.00

5. Provide salary every Friday. This will ensure that they remain employeed for the entire week.

If you do not provide the above structure, you will not be able to rely upon your work force. They want to get paid daily, but that will guarantee they quit 'cause they have money-in-hand.

Nicaragua= All Carrot, And a Whole Lot of Stick.

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 11:00
How many people / households are you supporting?

Every 1 female = at least 3 people.
Every 1 male (ie. caballo) = at least 5 people.

I, Meat Loaf, am supporting at least 27 people, just so Meat Loaf can survive. FACT!

How many people / households are you supporting (ie. mantener) determines your worth / value to Nicaraguan society.

And although you support the above ratio, everyone else still keeps asking for the regalo, etcetera.

Meat Loaf
04-19-09, 11:05
When you add-up the expenses it is costly!

When you include the FACT that you, the employer (ie. Gringo,) must execute the responsibilities of your labourers, it is costly! You have to take care of each and every employee, otherwise they will atrophe (ie. wither away.) You have to feed them, manage their money (ie. cash flows,) disburse contraception, etcetera.

Literaly, you're nursing adults from the cradle to the grave!

And this is required so that you (ie. the Gringo) can SURVIVE Nicaragua and not get eaten-up by the mierda (ie. sh*t.)

Xdred
04-19-09, 14:59
When you add-up the expenses it is costly!

When you include the FACT that you, the employer (ie. Gringo,) must execute the responsibilities of your labourers, it is costly! You have to take care of each and every employee, otherwise they will atrophe (ie. wither away.) You have to feed them, manage their money (ie. cash flows,) disburse contraception, etcetera.

Literaly, you're nursing adults from the cradle to the grave!

And this is required so that you (ie. the Gringo) can SURVIVE Nicaragua and not get eaten-up by the mierda (ie. sh*t.)

You will need minimum 4k-5k cash per month to live here. Don't be confused by our posts! I generally spend 4k per month but have to watch every penny.The mierda is deep. More is better.

Xdred