Mr Gogo in the Dominican Republic

[Panman]

could be a group of isg members in town this month (june). i should be there by the end of june. maybe i will have a party in the apartment on the malecon or a barbecue cookout near the pool, should be fun. hopefully mr gogo can make it and anyone else in santo domingo at the end of june, let me know.i am spending the whole month of june here. rented a sea side apartment far on the west side of the malecon (12 de haina) for $700 and bought me an used vehicle so i don't have to spend most of my cash on rentals from now on. it's been 5 days and i still haven't had an accident. last time i was here a motocycle ran full speed into the side of my rental, and i had to bribe nacional's manager on night shift to keep me from paying the damage.

been raining alot, went to barahona last saturday and came back disappointed by the weather. all i did was waste gas and cover the car in mud. went to the car wash on barrio chino where i know the owner, got the number of this big tittied girl that works there. we'll be meeting on her days off. still do the occasional gbp stops. on thursday night saw about 12 streetwalkers on malecon, passed abraham lincoln intersecion, too bad i had my novia with me, i love thousand peso pussy.

i'm looking foward to seeing again the old santo domingo crew bq, boricua, koki, and jao. bbbootyluv i'm always bored during the day, if you want to have a few beers and hunt some bunda just send me a message with your number.

[Jaosousa]

i am spending the whole month of june here. rented a sea side apartment far on the west side of the malecon (12 de haina) for $700 and bought me an used vehicle so i don't have to spend most of my cash on rentals from now on. it's been 5 days and i still haven't had an accident. last time i was here a motocycle ran full speed into the side of my rental, and i had to bribe nacional's manager on night shift to keep me from paying the damage.

been raining alot, went to barahona last saturday and came back disappointed by the weather. all i did was waste gas and cover the car in mud. went to the car wash on barrio chino where i know the owner, got the number of this big tittied girl that works there. we'll be meeting on her days off. still do the occasional gbp stops. on thursday night saw about 12 streetwalkers on malecon, passed abraham lincoln intersecion, too bad i had my novia with me, i love thousand peso pussy.

i'm looking foward to seeing again the old santo domingo crew bq, boricua, koki, and jao. bbbootyluv i'm always bored during the day, if you want to have a few beers and hunt some bunda just send me a message with your number.i sent you an email with some photos of the chicas who say they will come to the party, at the end of june on the malecon (check your email). i haven't used my claro sim card in over 3 months, so i may have to buy another sim card and maybe they will give me a new number. i will arrive in santo domingo a few days before the party and i will send you my claro cell number. you can invite whoever you want to the party. mr gogo will probably be there, boricua online will be there, bbl will be there, greek niko too. koki might be in dr now.

any other isg guys in santo domingo at the end of june are invited.

i read that there is a place on avenida independencia near jetset disco, south of parque mirador del sur in santo domingo, that sells presidente beer and other products at a discount when bought by the case. i will buy presidente beer, corona beer, miller beer, rum, vodka, coca cola and orange juice for the party. not sure if they do keg rentals there.

[Hillbilly69]

BBBL You need to go to Boca Chica one night!

May sure you have full magazine because its a little more than point and click! LOL

[Jaosousa]

I wanted to come straight home and talk about this one. So, We all know I 've next to the University. Well Just 1 block away from the university is a casa, Casa de las Modelas. It took me the better part of two weeks to find this damn place. I remember I passed by when I had the rental car. I know it was it for sure because on the Greater SDQ mongering map that, was graciously posted by a ISG member, it said look out for the guy in the front with a shotgun (very comforting by the way) Well the night I passed by they was a guy laid the FU (*K out in one of cheap plastic chairs like he was dead. So, I just kept going.

But tonight I was in bed hard dick because the Spanish teacher came home with me again and we spooned for hours but no sex. . Anyway I laced up my running shoes and took my 350 (damn) pesos umbrella a off I went walking 2 block down a right down for 1 then a left for 3 blocks then a right and I'm there 10 minutes. I was a little nervous and I passed the place but I heard music and saw funny light. But no guard. Damn. Ok here we go. I saw the sign that says no armas*Bingo. But still unfamiliar grounds. I ring the bell. A minute went by felt like an hour. A chica opened then door a gave me a look like OH SHIT! And almost slammed the door in my face. She was bright light and unattractively overweight but everyone need a job. I started speaking Spanish she was looking at me like I was from Mars but backed up to let me in, then the man of the house appeared and I asked him for a beer. He smiled and brought me a Prez light.

I tried to get my barrings but was having a bit of a hard time. I went to sit at the bar. No no. Don't like that let me go over here damn there looking at me. Jajajaj. The chicas were a rainbow from 2's to hard 8's. I chose right way but didn't rush. I had her wait. See I was the only client in there it appeared to be a slow night. I called one of the less attractive chicas over knowing she would be extremely anxious to get a sale and I'll be able to get the truth out of her. OK 1500 for 1 chica 2 chicas for 3500 off sight. Kool no beat it. I called for the other chica I mentally selected. She was a med brown morena with long long black hair slim with curves. She had dark features and a nice smile. Right when she sat down a morena with a dinosaurs ass walks in FUCK! Oh well next time. I'm on a 3 month budget no two chicas tonight. So my chicas name is Amy her titis were popping out of her shirt ok thats nice. So we did the dance age location experience here etc. Etc. I went over the price again. Uh oh. I see malice forming. So I started talking real fast repeating what I already knew. She stopped before she started. And yes amor. 1500 for 2 hours. I said 3 she said yes whatever you pay for. Yes. Letssssssss go!

I walk over to the man of the house he give me a bill for the small prez light 150 Road whatever. Down to business I tell him I'm ready to go upstairs with Amy. Here we go. 3500RD wait wait wait. I try to talk him out of it. Don't try it bro I already know. He this is not my first time her dance etc. He wasn't budging. I said he I'm staying here he said no matter its all the same. Damn. I wasn't that mad I happy I found the damn place. So my mission was accomplished. I wasn't about to give him a 1500 pesos tip for nothing. He dropped the price to 3000 Road. I bid him a goodnight. I walk back over to my chica I told her she shook her head and said she was sorry but he was taxing me. She said she was ready but he made the decisions and 3500 is for her to leave not to stay there.

It was a pleasure my love. I left. Walked home looking for street walker. Didn't encounter any. Goodnight.

BBL.

PeaceI was quoted 3500 in casa de modelos and then the chica told me I would have to pay for her taxi back to the casa, where I was staying was less than 10 minutes from casa de modelos, she told me the taxi would cost 500 pesos, with that, I walked out of casa de modelos alone. The manager guy was friendly at casa modelos and told me they are open 24/7.

Not sure how far away you might be from the Hilton Hotel, one night I was with Koki and another monger and we stopped for a 19 year old streetwalker who was standing on Independenpencia behind the Hilton, nice body, I felt her ass and her tetas, she quoted me 1000 pesos and 1500 for anal. There are streetwalkers who stand around near the malecon and ave jimenez and on ave jimenez moya (churchill) at night. Also some SWs near the first cabana (maybe Princess or Queen cabana is the name) you come to when heading west on the malecon, it is the only cabana there and is before cuidad de amor, where there are about 10 cabanas before the toll and Haina.

Pink Pony on ave nunez caceres near ave kennedy, advertises prices starting at 1000 pesos. Club MC in the past advertised prices starting at mil pesos. Cats in Naco is a small place. Penthouse is an open air place on the roof of a building, with a bar and a small pool.

[Jaosousa]

So I finally got up enough nerve to use Mundo Anuncio to get a chica to come to room. I called 3 and all three asked for 5k for 2 hours and once chica asked for 5k for 1 hour. Are guys really paying that?

Just 6 months ago I saw a chica advertizing for 1k for 2 hours. What the hell happened. Up 500% in 6 months what he hell?

Peace BBLMister Helpmann has posted before a good description of how some pros think about prices in the DR, maybe he can post the link for that post. It is like poker, some chicas will double down, with the hopes that they will win (I. E. Find a guy willing to pay a high price).

[Mr Enternational]

But tonight I was in bed hard dick because the Spanish teacher came home with me again and we spooned for hours but no sex. *****.See that is the point where I take my dick out and start jacking off on them.

[Mr Gogo]

See that is the point where I take my dick out and start jacking off on them.He has 3 months there, the Spanish teacher was giving him a test and he passed with flying colors. You can do what you say with a Sosua chic, but with a Spanish teacher you have to play the"good guy role". I'm willing to bet that she will be back. But to have a student who you respect standing over you jacking off, kills the relationship. She didn't want to give the pussy up to early and be a hoe at school. I've gotten more free pussy by acting like I don't want pussy. MR E you're a smooth dude and I know you know how to switch gears, we don't always have to be in D1, sometimes we can be in N and accomplish more by being patient.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Hopefully we can get into some mischief soon. I will try tht pinky pony place it's closer for me than the others I think.

I am yet to close a deal with a chica I meet walking the streets.

Peace,

BBL.


I was quoted 3500 in casa de modelos and then the chica told me I would have to pay for her taxi back to the casa, where I was staying was less than 10 minutes from casa de modelos, she told me the taxi would cost 500 pesos, with that, I walked out of casa de modelos alone. The manager guy was friendly at casa modelos and told me they are open 24/7.

Not sure how far away you might be from the Hilton Hotel, one night I was with Koki and another monger and we stopped for a 19 year old streetwalker who was standing on Independenpencia behind the Hilton, nice body, I felt her ass and her tetas, she quoted me 1000 pesos and 1500 for anal. There are streetwalkers who stand around near the malecon and ave jimenez and on ave jimenez moya (churchill) at night. Also some SWs near the first cabana (maybe Princess or Queen cabana is the name) you come to when heading west on the malecon, it is the only cabana there and is before cuidad de amor, where there are about 10 cabanas before the toll and Haina.

Pink Pony on ave nunez caceres near ave kennedy, advertises prices starting at 1000 pesos. Club MC in the past advertised prices starting at mil pesos. Cats in Naco is a small place. Penthouse is an open air place on the roof of a building, with a bar and a small pool.
BBBL You need to go to Boca Chica one night!

May sure you have full magazine because its a little more than point and click! LOL
See that is the point where I take my dick out and start jacking off on them.

[Jaosousa]

I'm looking foward to seeing again the old Santo Domingo crew BQ, Boricua, Koki, and Jao. BBBootyluv I'm always bored during the day, if you want to have a few beers and hunt some bunda just send me a message with your number.Looks like Koki will fly into SDQ for the party.

[Jaosousa]

Hopefully we can get into some mischief soon. I will try tht pinky pony place it's closer for me than the others I think.

I am yet to close a deal with a chica I meet walking the streets.

Peace,

BBLPink Pony, Ave. Nunez de Caceres Number 6, about a block south of Avenida Kennedy, on the east side of Ave. Nunez de Caceres, on the second floor. They have a small balcony-terrace that faces Nunez de Caceres, metal outside steps to get to the second floor and perpendicular parking in front of where Pink Pony is. Their card says they are open 24 hours, but if you decide to go at an odd hour, I would call first. Small low key place, small bar area with a stripper pole, rooms on site. When I was there the manager guy asked me what music I wanted to hear, he was about 28 years old and spoke English, pleasant guy. Tel: 809-476-9761. They have at least one Japanese chica and at least one chica from Santiago. In Listin Diario they have advertised with prices starting at mil pesos.

Pink Pony used to be called A-1 Divas, pics from out on the terrace of Pink Pony. Becha (bella) culo is from casa azul, near plaze de salud on Ave Paraguay off Ave Ortega why Gasset. Casa Azul is located near casa theresa.

[Coolie High]

See that is the point where I take my dick out and start jacking off on them.Ima have to agree with you Mr. E. I wouldve jacked off right in her hair while she was sleeping. Mr. Gogo I dig what your saying but ain't nothing worse then a bluffing as female that comes to your house and try to play good girl. B%$H I'm a grown ass man. This isn't high school. FUCK SPOONING! I want to spoon feed this dick in your mouth LOL. I mean seriously the teacher was already out of line by even going back to her student house and cuddling with him. Ooh but now she wants to take her time and not be a looked at as a hoe. WTF.

Anyway BBL keep doing things your way down there. Love reading your adventures

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

PARA SABER DE USTED O PARA DEPEDIRME&8207;

HOLA QUE DE TI YA QUE NO ME DEVUELVE LAS LLAMADAS Y CUANDO TE LLAMOS ME DICE QUE ME DEVELVE Y NO LO HACE NI LOS MENSAJE NI ME LO RESPONDE. QUE TE HICE O QUE DIJE QUE TE MOLESTO YA SE CUAL ES RESPUESTA.

PERO CREO QUE NADA, ES SOLO QUE TU ERA DIFERENTE ANTE CUANDO ME LLAMABA ERA MUY DIVERTIDO Y TIERNO PERO SE ESPUMO ESO ERAS SOLO EN MIS PENSAMIENTOS EL NEGRO DE CHOCLOTE Y SU LOCURA QUE ME HACIAN REIR Y TODOS SUS PLANES FITICOS IREALES QUE SOLO FUERON PALABRAS QUE AHORA ME IEREN, O QUIZA SOLO SANTO DOMINGO TE HA CAMBIADO. O QUIZA NUNCA SENTITE NADA DE LO QUE DIJISTE POR QUE ES TU LEMA PARA TODAS LA QUE CAEMO A TU CAMA :NADA ES MEJOR YA OLVIDARME DE ESO Y NO Llor? NPERDER MI TIEMPO PENSANDO EN QUIEN NO ESTA EN MI SINO EN TANTAS MUJERES QUE NO SE COMO LO HACE TU:A FELICIDES POR TU CUMPLEANO QUE EL 12 JUNIO QUE LA PASE BIEN ADIOS ADIOS ADIOS ADIOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCoraz? And rotoRosa marchita.Her breath stunk anyway. Even though CIM several times. Probably why she had the breath problem jajajaj.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Shouts out to Kman for looking out.

Ok here we go. I got a call from Kman yesterday but we couldn't meet up like we planned the day before. Y you ask? You know why I got my head up that professors ass from my school! Damn@So I told myself Don't get caught up with her don't do it you have things to do today. So, I asked her for directions MISTAKE! Y do you want to know that. You have a chica there? Whats there? Y? Y? No my love I'm looking for the perfect sexy dress for you to wear when we go out (she blushed). Sucked back in.

Of we go walking up the street talking holding hands I'm hugging her she's playing hard to get. We have lunch at La Sirena then take a GuaGua to what felt like the end of the earth. We made it to some hell hole mud and huts everywheres and they had the nerve to be selling food out of these places. I wanted to take pictures but you all know dead give away tourist so I didn't. We walk another year to her barrio. Damn this girl has a hell of a commute and I though my freeway was bad huh. We walk to some place and right before we get there this is my family business! FUCK! Now I have to meet the family! No, I don't do family! I met pop's, hermana (fuckable gordita) another sister (marriage material) and the goldigger (drapped and the finest knock offs) Off we went to her appartment. The barrios was pleasant and clean? (basically I saw on piles of trash well yes yes I did- well no dead things laying around) She made me meet some male friend that was a little to excited to meet me but he was cool.

We made it to her place unlocked the padlock. And we were in off come our clothes and. Yeah right this chica is so damn hard. She was jack chan in her place. I thought I got through most of the road blocks ok. Then all her firends show up fuck! I make nice with the friends 2 leave and 1 stays. She cooks dinner we talk play on my cell then she leaves then her we go again with this Jackie Chan shit again. I didn't even get a kiss. She walks me to the guagua and tells me I'm her student and I am a very very sincere friend. Well Son of a *****. Jajajaj.

It was cool adventure. I didn't see any place that looked worth wile for returning to investigate opec windows with no minors or armas on the front. Plus she lives on the same road and mega centro so SDQ just got a little smaller.

Next post for todays adventure with Kman!

[Mr Enternational]

Her breath stunk anyway. Even though CIM several times. Probably why she had the breath problem jajajaj.Well instead of passing out all that chocolate pass out some of those little bottles of mouthwash. But don't throw the baby out with the wash water. I'm just waiting to see how you celebrate this birthday. That is the day you should get the teacher back over.

[Mr Enternational]

She cooks dinner we talk play on my cell then she leaves then her we go again with this Jackie Chan shit again. I didn't even get a kiss. She walks me to the guagua and tells me I'm her student and I am a very very sincere friend. Well Son of a *****. Jajajaj.Well screw what I said earlier. You are trapped in the friend zone. I got to come down there and hang out with you if it is only for 1 day.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Thanks MR E. I look forward to to Coolie sounds like your going to be wild. Thanks for all Jao. No shit ajajajja on that mouth wash. Jajajj.

I don't think I'm in the friend zone she's made comments about how I'm just playing games and I don't really want her. If I really wanted her then I would have her. I've seen this game before. She when she was walking me to the guagua stop we passed all her church friends. I doubt she staged that but it would be an amazing clip from a Mission Impossible movie if it was staged. Even if she is a good girl. Good girls still like DICK!

I have know clue what I'm going to do for this BDAY! Ahhhhhh!

Peace,

BBL.


Well screw what I said earlier. You are trapped in the friend zone. I got to come down there and hang out with you if it is only for 1 day.
Ima have to agree with you Mr. E. I wouldve jacked off right in her hair while she was sleeping. Mr. Gogo I dig what your saying but ain't nothing worse then a bluffing as female that comes to your house and try to play good girl. B%$H I'm a grown ass man. This isn't high school. FUCK SPOONING! I want to spoon feed this dick in your mouth LOL. I mean seriously the teacher was already out of line by even going back to her student house and cuddling with him. Ooh but now she wants to take her time and not be a looked at as a hoe. WTF.

Anyway BBL keep doing things your way down there. Love reading your adventures

[BoricuaOnline]

I'm looking foward to seeing again the old Santo Domingo crew BQ, Boricua, Koki, and Jao. BBBootyluv I'm always bored during the day, if you want to have a few beers and hunt some bunda just send me a message with your number.Hi Panman, I am going to be in the city June 21 thru 26, see you there in a couple of weeks. It has been raining in Puerto Rico and the DR for a couple of weeks, rain apparently is going to stop soon. Are Waleska and Kenia still at GBP?

[Mr Gogo]

Shouts out to Kman for looking out.

Ok here we go. I got a call from Kman yesterday but we couldn't meet up like we planned the day before. Y you ask? You know why I got my head up that professors ass from my school! Damn@So I told myself Don't get caught up with her don't do it you have things to do today. So, I asked her for directions MISTAKE! Y do you want to know that. You have a chica there? Whats there? Y? Y? No my love I'm looking for the perfect sexy dress for you to wear when we go out (she blushed). Sucked back in.

Of we go walking up the street talking holding hands I'm hugging her she's playing hard to get. We have lunch at La Sirena then take a GuaGua to what felt like the end of the earth. We made it to some hell hole mud and huts everywheres and they had the nerve to be selling food out of these places. I wanted to take pictures but you all know dead give away tourist so I didn't. We walk another year to her barrio. Damn this girl has a hell of a commute and I though my freeway was bad huh. We walk to some place and right before we get there this is my family business! FUCK! Now I have to meet the family! No, I don't do family! I met pop's, hermana (fuckable gordita) another sister (marriage material) and the goldigger (drapped and the finest knock offs) Off we went to her appartment. The barrios was pleasant and clean? (basically I saw on piles of trash well yes yes I did- well no dead things laying around) She made me meet some male friend that was a little to excited to meet me but he was cool.

We made it to her place unlocked the padlock. And we were in off come our clothes and. Yeah right this chica is so damn hard. She was jack chan in her place. I thought I got through most of the road blocks ok. Then all her firends show up fuck! I make nice with the friends 2 leave and 1 stays. She cooks dinner we talk play on my cell then she leaves then her we go again with this Jackie Chan shit again. I didn't even get a kiss. She walks me to the guagua and tells me I'm her student and I am a very very sincere friend. Well Son of a. Jajajaj.

It was cool adventure. I didn't see any place that looked worth wile for returning to investigate opec windows with no minors or armas on the front. Plus she lives on the same road and mega centro so SDQ just got a little smaller.

Next post for todays adventure with Kman! Man I'm digging it. It's about the expirience. Coolie and Mr E are going to tell you to fuck her in the bathroom after you have dinner with the family LOL, but play her game. She want's to know that you're different, even if you don't get any ass now, it will come later. I know you have other option's but I like this chica. I know more than more guys here because I was on swipe with you the other day and saw those fine chicas in your school who were wondering who you were talking to and who I was. You are under the microscope so disguise the mongerer. Girl's talk. By now Coolie and Mr E would be known as the Americanos who walk around jacking off while you sleep, like some 13yo boy LOL. Remember the man talk we had a few month's ago about finding a keeper.

I'm trying hard to make Jaos party but just had an unexpected setback. Jet blue had a great fare and I was ready to book, but something told me to check my passport. Well my Thai girl stole my passport. She said she didn't but no one else has been alone in my home. After she found my condoms when I unpacked after my CR trip I should have expected a curve. Turns out to be good tho. I was on my last page anyway, and the new passports go 52 pages verses the old 22 pages so I would've needed a new passport anyway. They said 4-6 weeks but it takes three. If I get the passport I'm there, if not I'm going late July with the Miami boys (ahh shit) to the 'New Sosua'.

[Coolie High]

Hey Mr. Gogo is going to be the good angel and ill play the bad angel. Mr. Gogo says he likes her I say she's wasting your got damn time. Yeah your there for a long extended vacation but if you've met the family, she's cooked for you and you don't even get a kiss, let alone the pussy that equals BULLSHIT. The worse thing in the world to say to a Monger (an O. G. Monger at that) is for a woman to say where just 'FRIENDS'! WTF.

It's the worst words ever. I rather be in the twilight zone then the friend zone. Run from that broad not now but RIGHT NOW! Save your time energy for a sexier honey that's not trying to play games. And for the record the honeys is going to talk regardless. I rather be that guy that 'SKEETED' all in my teachers hair then be that guy that was her teachers pet err I mean her 'FRIEND' LOL

[Jaosousa]

Man I'm digging it. It's about the expirience. Coolie and Mr E are going to tell you to fuck her in the bathroom after you have dinner with the family LOL, but play her game. She want's to know that you're different, even if you don't get any ass now, it will come later. I know you have other option's but I like this chica. I know more than more guys here because I was on swipe with you the other day and saw those fine chicas in your school who were wondering who you were talking to and who I was. You are under the microscope so disguise the mongerer. Girl's talk. By now Coolie and Mr E would be known as the Americanos who walk around jacking off while you sleep, like some 13yo boy LOL. Remember the man talk we had a few month's ago about finding a keeper.

I'm trying hard to make Jaos party but just had an unexpected setback. Jet blue had a great fare and I was ready to book, but something told me to check my passport. Well my Thai girl stole my passport. She said she didn't but no one else has been alone in my home. After she found my condoms when I unpacked after my CR trip I should have expected a curve. Turns out to be good tho. I was on my last page anyway, and the new passports go 52 pages verses the old 22 pages so I would've needed a new passport anyway. They said 4-6 weeks but it takes three. If I get the passport I'm there, if not I'm going late July with the Miami boys (ahh shit) to the 'New Sosua'.Seems with Jetblue if you book 14 days or less from your travel date, rates seem to be higher. Jetblue is the least expensive for me, JFK to SDQ, around $422 (for the end of June). Continental wanted over $900, Delta wanted $568. I didn't check American.

If the party is a hit, I'll have another one in the Fall.

Make sure you sign your new passport. My mom recently traveled and she forgot to sign her new passport and was told at the airport, if they wanted to, they could have prevented her from flying (for not signing her passport). The old days you could travel to DR with a birth certificate. Which I did one time, when I showed up with an expired passport for a flight to Puerto Plata and I was prevented from flying. I traveled into New York City and went to the health department the same day and got a certified copy of my birth certificate and then traveled back to the airport for a later flight that went to Santiago and then a taxi ride at midnight from Santiago to Sosua.

[Mr Gogo]

Hey Mr. Gogo is going to be the good angel and ill play the bad angel. Mr. Gogo says he likes her I say she's wasting your got damn time. Yeah your there for a long extended vacation but if you've met the family, she's cooked for you and you don't even get a kiss, let alone the pussy that equals BULLSHIT. The worse thing in the world to say to a Monger (an O. G. Monger at that) is for a woman to say where just 'FRIENDS'! WTF.

It's the worst words ever. I rather be in the twilight zone then the friend zone. Run from that broad not now but RIGHT NOW! Save your time energy for a sexier honey that's not trying to play games. And for the record the honeys is going to talk regardless. I rather be that guy that 'SKEETED' all in my teachers hair then be that guy that was her teachers pet err I mean her 'FRIEND' LOLCoolie I love you man. That's what I want this forum to be about, dude's keeping it real from their perspectve. Also BBL is talking us on this trip with him, keep posting bro.

[Jaosousa]

Thanks MR E. I look forward to to Coolie sounds like your going to be wild. Thanks for all Jao. No shit ajajajja on that mouth wash. Jajajj.

I don't think I'm in the friend zone she's made comments about how I'm just playing games and I don't really want her. If I really wanted her then I would have her. I've seen this game before. She when she was walking me to the guagua stop we passed all her church friends. I doubt she staged that but it would be an amazing clip from a Mission Impossible movie if it was staged. Even if she is a good girl. Good girls still like DICK!

I have know clue what I'm going to do for this BDAY! Ahhhhhh!

Peace,

BBL.Play it cool, sometimes rejection is protection. You don't know everything about that chica, maybe she has a stalker ex-boyfriend, who could be armed and dangerous. Maybe she has AIDS and is doing you a favor by not having sex with you. Plenty of other chicas will want to have sex with you. The IMF guy Strauss Kahn is paying a heavy price for a blowjob in his hotel room from a maid. Sometimes best to walk away and not be aggressive.

[Carrib]

I agree with Jao, play it cool but don't let her monopolize your time and keep you away from other chicas. Until she gives it up, find every excuse to slide away to your other chica options.

Thanks for your reports man and keep posting your adventures.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Correction Its not Kman its PacMan. Cool dude. Looked out for me. So the day before yesterday I meet Pac man in the Conde. I hooked up someting for us as a back up plan, not knowing what he was up for. We had some refreshements and off we went to Mega Central. We trade mongering story's and has some laughs on the way there. We get there and of course the chica is "5 minutes away" whatever. We go into the mall and walking and checking out all the eye candy trying to pickup on some action in the mall.

20 minutes later the chicas are outside. We go out. The chica I wanted 19 morena with an ass that would shame an elephant. But a face like a mutant ninja turtle. I built for this. Or so I though. AHHHHHH! Damn. Her and a friend show up. Escape plan please. Ahhhh mi amor mi amigo. Made up something shooker off. As she is walking away I get a good look at that ass. OMG my fav. He titts where solid Double D's and firm. I started having a little regret. The face was so hard on the eyes I had to keep blinking to weakin the blow. And her voice was not sexy at all. Sounded like she was talking thru her ass. Pacman is like "I should give them a ride." hmmmm. But its daytime I was thinking, she is a pure 2am mission nothing less. We call them back over. She said she couldn't do anything at night but lets go now for 1500 pesos. Damn my magic number.

Fuck it! Me and Leonardo and PacMan and her little friend go off to my place. PacMan drops off the 3 of us and off to GBP he goes. The 3rd wheel was very timid but I thought I would be able to work her in. Little did I know that Leo had named me as a Boyfriend. Ahhhhh. We got in the house I showered up gave them a beer put my fuck shorts on and wipped out my junk on the bed ass king came over and started suck it but. We had to go in the bathroom because of her little secret side job.

Inside my sauna of a bathroom she strippped. I was aghast at what I saw. Her body was perfect. He stomach Flat tits perky and standing at perfect attention. He ass OMG her ass was like too thanksgiving turkeys smashed together. Beautiful.

I wipped my dick out she suck a little and started complaining. I didn't want to loose my erection my arguing and getting turned off. So I just ignored it. Bent her over and admired that ass. She asked me to lick the pussy SAY WHAT! Ahhh your a working girl right? I said hunny I'm paying for this service I'm not to work you are. She looked at me like huhhh? Then she started carrying on like we were starting to date ahhh whatever. Let me in that fat ass. I jump in it. OMG. Minute man all I can say. I was overly excited and unprepaired for the grip this ugly chica had. OMG. I was shocked. Out of the bathroom we came.

She started talking that I have to go. I said sure but you won't be leaving with 1500RD. Never mind she says I'll stay. 10 minutes late back in the bathroom we goo No problem at all gettting ready. Head again with complaints ask me to eat her out. No. Now I'm back in it. Now I'm ready. Bang bang bang. I'm hitting hard. The girl in my living room turns up the TV. I switched postions. She's on top of me reverse cowgirl. All that ass all sliding down on my dick she was doing a great job. I was working we were sweating. I was in ass lovers Heaven.

I finished myself off while she was playing with her pussy she came and we exited the bathroom. Her friend had to use the bathroom. Thats when I paid her and prepared for a fight. I had originally made up my mid to put them in a taxi. But hey it was pretty out side and a Guaguita is only 50 pesos for the both of them. Hmmmm. Hahaha I giv'er 1600. Here we go. I was mi amor mi bebe mi bonita. Blah blah blah. Anyway she stopped complaining and aske for 4000 next time jajajaj I laughed in her face and said see ya later!

Thanks Carrib. I'm playing the game the way it needs to be played. To day when class let out she went looking for me for out coupes walk to the bus stop. We passed by the Sex shop I was like ahhhhh lets go in thinking she was going to rebuke me and laugh. She went right in grabbed every dildo and vibrator in the place and when we left I made comments about us using the stuff. She said that was just for the experience. UPPP that was the last straw. I'm done. We passed by a panty shop she went in drug me in too showing all the sexy panties she likes and how she changed from thongs to boy shorts. Ok. I C what this is.

She was holding my hand tell me about the typical Dominican drama while I'm thinking who ass should I spank tonight. Hmmmm. We get to her stop I tell her peace and walk away she waiting for hug and kiss. Nope no today. Got to be cold on these hoes jajaja.

She's' not feeling me. Trying to play games. On to the next one who is.

So as I'm walking to the bus stop I see this Anglo guy I saw a couple of days ago. My man stands out like a Nigerian in Sweden. (whatever) I stop and talk because I hear him spitting game in English to chicas. He tell me he's been her for 10 months, is a Heavy drinker and has punched out a cop in the Conde he thinkings it was the supervisor. Nice meeting you sir. I must be on my way. Jajajaj My man was cool from NYC a bit wild and destine for more trouble I'm not looking for.

Peace BBL.


I agree with Jao, play it cool but don't let her monopolize your time and keep you away from other chicas. Until she gives it up, find every excuse to slide away to your other chica options.

Thanks for your reports man and keep posting your adventures.

[Mr Gogo]

Correction Its not Kman its PacMan. Cool dude. Looked out for me. So the day before yesterday I meet Pac man in the Conde. I hooked up someting for us as a back up plan, not knowing what he was up for. We had some refreshements and off we went to Mega Central. We trade mongering story's and has some laughs on the way there. We get there and of course the chica is "5 minutes away" whatever. We go into the mall and walking and checking out all the eye candy trying to pickup on some action in the mall.

20 minutes later the chicas are outside. We go out. The chica I wanted 19 morena with an ass that would shame an elephant. But a face like a mutant ninja turtle. I built for this. Or so I though. AHHHHHH! Damn. Her and a friend show up. Escape plan please. Ahhhh mi amor mi amigo. Made up something shooker off. As she is walking away I get a good look at that ass. OMG my fav. He titts where solid Double D's and firm. I started having a little regret. The face was so hard on the eyes I had to keep blinking to weakin the blow. And her voice was not sexy at all. Sounded like she was talking thru her ass. Pacman is like "I should give them a ride." hmmmm. But its daytime I was thinking, she is a pure 2am mission nothing less. We call them back over. She said she couldn't do anything at night but lets go now for 1500 pesos. Damn my magic number.

Fuck it! Me and Leonardo and PacMan and her little friend go off to my place. PacMan drops off the 3 of us and off to GBP he goes. The 3rd wheel was very timid but I thought I would be able to work her in. Little did I know that Leo had named me as a Boyfriend. Ahhhhh. We got in the house I showered up gave them a beer put my fuck shorts on and wipped out my junk on the bed ass king came over and started suck it but. We had to go in the bathroom because of her little secret side job.

Inside my sauna of a bathroom she strippped. I was aghast at what I saw. Her body was perfect. He stomach Flat tits perky and standing at perfect attention. He ass OMG her ass was like too thanksgiving turkeys smashed together. Beautiful.

I wipped my dick out she suck a little and started complaining. I didn't want to loose my erection my arguing and getting turned off. So I just ignored it. Bent her over and admired that ass. She asked me to lick the pussy SAY WHAT! Ahhh your a working girl right? I said hunny I'm paying for this service I'm not to work you are. She looked at me like huhhh? Then she started carrying on like we were starting to date ahhh whatever. Let me in that fat ass. I jump in it. OMG. Minute man all I can say. I was overly excited and unprepaired for the grip this ugly chica had. OMG. I was shocked. Out of the bathroom we came.

She started talking that I have to go. I said sure but you won't be leaving with 1500RD. Never mind she says I'll stay. 10 minutes late back in the bathroom we goo No problem at all gettting ready. Head again with complaints ask me to eat her out. No. Now I'm back in it. Now I'm ready. Bang bang bang. I'm hitting hard. The girl in my living room turns up the TV. I switched postions. She's on top of me reverse cowgirl. All that ass all sliding down on my dick she was doing a great job. I was working we were sweating. I was in ass lovers Heaven.

I finished myself off while she was playing with her pussy she came and we exited the bathroom. Her friend had to use the bathroom. Thats when I paid her and prepared for a fight. I had originally made up my mid to put them in a taxi. But hey it was pretty out side and a Guaguita is only 50 pesos for the both of them. Hmmmm. Hahaha I giv'er 1600. Here we go. I was mi amor mi bebe mi bonita. Blah blah blah. Anyway she stopped complaining and aske for 4000 next time jajajaj I laughed in her face and said see ya later!

Thanks Carrib. I'm playing the game the way it needs to be played. To day when class let out she went looking for me for out coupes walk to the bus stop. We passed by the Sex shop I was like ahhhhh lets go in thinking she was going to rebuke me and laugh. She went right in grabbed every dildo and vibrator in the place and when we left I made comments about us using the stuff. She said that was just for the experience. UPPP that was the last straw. I'm done. We passed by a panty shop she went in drug me in too showing all the sexy panties she likes and how she changed from thongs to boy shorts. Ok. I C what this is.

She was holding my hand tell me about the typical Dominican drama while I'm thinking who ass should I spank tonight. Hmmmm. We get to her stop I tell her peace and walk away she waiting for hug and kiss. Nope no today. Got to be cold on these hoes jajaja.

She's' not feeling me. Trying to play games. On to the next one who is.

So as I'm walking to the bus stop I see this Anglo guy I saw a couple of days ago. My man stands out like a Nigerian in Sweden. (whatever) I stop and talk because I hear him spitting game in English to chicas. He tell me he's been her for 10 months, is a Heavy drinker and has punched out a cop in the Conde he thinkings it was the supervisor. Nice meeting you sir. I must be on my way. Jajajaj My man was cool from NYC a bit wild and destine for more trouble I'm not looking for.

Peace BBL.Damn boy, you are making everyone miss the DR. Another good and honest post. But I got to give Mr E and Coolie credit. They picked her as a game playing trick from the beginning. BBL you are right to play hardball with her.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

So, when PacMan picked me up the other day to go get Leonardo. I was happy to show off my purchase. I went to the pharmacy and purchased Perla. So when I was in the car with PacMan I was amped up to take the Perla when I opened the box about 20 pills fell out. PacMan said what the fuck* is that. Uhhhmmm. I don't know. Its la perla. He said no its not. As he is reading the contents and the instructions because his spanish is better than mine we both realize I had purchased perla which happens to be the local birth control regimen that woman take to prevent pregnancy. PacMan thought this was hilarious. Me. Not so much.

So guys FYI be clear when you ask for La Perla or you will get birth control pills as I have.

Later that day I had prearranged date with the chica from my first night in town. You remember ass like a dump truck and nearly died when I put 1000RD in her purse. Yeah her. I told her what happened. I've never seen another human laugh so hard an stop breathing. Again I didin't see the humor in my purchasing birth control pills by mistake. I don't get it.

Anyway I went back to the farmacy waited 45 minutes for an exchange (DR exchange policy) only to have my chica tell me that she doesn't want me to use it and I am only damaging myself by using it and she started her period 2 hours before she got to my house. Damn.

So I asked her Y don't you ever give me head. She basically said you never put it in my mouth. Oh really! Within 1 dick in mouth. She's a natural. She has never looked better. She's a cute girl already and with my dick in her mouth she became a covergirl. She finishes me off and off to class she goes to La UASD. I've being so close.

So no more birth control pills for me.

Peace.

BBL

[Hillbilly69]

Booty it's LaPela [ viagra generic] I have purchased them right on conde, Funny shit though! LOL

[Oakie]

Hey Mr. Gogo is going to be the good angel and ill play the bad angel. Mr. Gogo says he likes her I say she's wasting your got damn time. Yeah your there for a long extended vacation but if you've met the family, she's cooked for you and you don't even get a kiss, let alone the pussy that equals BULLSHIT. The worse thing in the world to say to a Monger (an O. G. Monger at that) is for a woman to say where just 'FRIENDS'! WTF.

It's the worst words ever. I rather be in the twilight zone then the friend zone. Run from that broad not now but RIGHT NOW! Save your time energy for a sexier honey that's not trying to play games. And for the record the honeys is going to talk regardless. I rather be that guy that 'SKEETED' all in my teachers hair then be that guy that was her teachers pet err I mean her 'FRIEND' LOLRight on, as usual.

Great soap opera (thanks BBL) but she just playing a different game because he's down there for the long haul. She's training him up and she figures she has time to do it.

Wasted a lot of time in the past and made to look a fool, because I got a a beauty and tried to be too cool, not like all those other guys that just want to fuck her LOL.

Well, found out early it was the other guys that were fucking her, while I just sat there holding hands listening to her drama. The friendship zone. Fuck that!

All the women I ever met were irrisistably drawn to the bad on some level and in this area nice guys do finish last.

I'm a nice guy, but I have learned to show my woman a little "edge", and not be boring to keep her on her toes.

[Manizales911]

Booty it's LaPela [ viagra generic] I have purchased them right on conde, Funny shit though! LOLLa Pela is generic Cialis not Viagra. Sildenafil is generic Viagra.

[Panman]

Man you keep butchering my name but it's all good, I had a good laugh with that box of birth control pills. Just make sure you look out for the name Tadalafil next time you buy La Pela, the chemical name for the drug.

[Hillbilly69]

La Pela is generic Cialis not Viagra. Sildenafil is generic Viagra.That explains why it don't work too good for me! And in 20mg doses!

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

so, i called the chica that i "rob" up to hang out. i'm being really economical and trying not to get them taxi's especially when its the first meet. hell that 200rd pesos. i had tried to set something up with her the day before yesterday and the day before that. but of course poppy no tengo dinero para el guagua. damn. well i'm not paying for your damn taxi (i was thinking.) last night i broke down and decided to pay for a taxi for her after she agreed to spend the night.

i called her as she was getting off work and she said giver her 2 hours and she's here. i call. i call again. i call. i call the last time in all 4 hours. no problem i was doing house work and preparing a back up plan. so fuckit* its my birthday weekend. i'm going all out. i give her one last call no answer i go to my bag and get out la perla not my birth control pills and i down one. out the door i go on my way to a1 divas. thanks jao.

i take to public taxi's about 50 pesos for both. the second one let me out a block or so from the place. pacman and i stopped by their the day before so when i saw the blinking lights of the area i knew i was in the right place. by the time i reached the place i was hot as hell and i had to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). seeing it was about 9pm i was surprised at the heat. the heat i can deal with but he humidity is what kills me. i get in. there was one chica outside chatting with security and 3 others inside. all looked at me with great suspicion i guess trying to figure out if i was local or not. i sit down order a beer. the kid brings my beer and trys to run down the prices, i cut him off and started throwing low number around he said ok and left. i kinda didn't like his approach. it was more along the lines of a hustle.

i drank my beer slowly 10 minutes late 2 of the girls disappeared. one i think went out with a guy. so, i'm stuck with only too girls looking at me as if i was brad pit with a mangu necklace. i'm waiting for more girls to come out the varied selection all men want but can't handle. no one else came out. so 30 minutes later i decide on the less attractive one? look i'm not into only ugly chicks. listen to my logic. ok so the other chica was all over the place wanting attention a big attention working girl. being a little loud and slightly obnoxious big turn off for me. i know your a working girl but please be a lady.

well before i could change my mind a guy entered and pulled her immediately to the back. my chica had nice big lips and a timid personality. said she had only been there 20 days. perfect. we get to the back. i shower, she grabs my dick and shoves it in her mouth and commences to go to work bbbj and she does it well. she 19 thin build with curves. after the head game she bent over and told me insert please. i happily obliged. i forgot to take a picute but the casa supplied us with lubridurm lotion for lubrication jajajaja wow. we were going doggie for a while then i popped.

we did the 10 minute interlude dance. how old are you, she's' 19, 1 kid. morena nice big lips and round eyes. very timid. always a turn on. then i told her more head please. she went right in for it. several minutes of that then condom applied then she mounted me. you would have thought this chica was a world class jockey the way she was riding me. i mean she was hitting every corner of her insides with my manhood. she did the squat and smash then the pelvis thrust. i was very proud of her. i'm sure she discovered all these techniques as a result of her 5 years of sexual experience. she wanted it from the back. when did that for a while then i mounted her. mish. and commenced to pounding her pelvis. i looked in the mirror and saw her toes were curled up and then i looked and her eyes were close. (ego boost) i work all the way up to the buzzer that met me know my time was up. 1 hour 2k pesos. i finished up and climbed off her of only to see her smiling from ear to ear and and say woow. she had the look like she had just been bungee jumping or race car driving. i'm not saying i'm just saying. i cleaned up and i'm out.

i get a call from my classmates "where are you" ahhhhhhhhhh. on a sociological study of community relations. what. i'm lost. jajajaj (i need to say something related to school) dude come to the bar were going to av. venezuela (remember thats where all the bars are, local high end trendy places) i leave pink pony a1divas and walk down a ruff dark and very frightening road. but hey i've been to the favelas in brazil. i'm good. i swear if it rained like this where i come from we would be praying every moment. the reason why i say that is because half way down the road a storm came. i mean like the rath of god kinda storm. i rush for cover. i'm wearing what i planned on going to the club in. i wait it out 20 minutes or so. a public taxi comes up. 25 pesos i'm on my way to los mina. i get to mega centro change conchos for av. venezuela. another 25 pesos i make it right to the street when the rain comes back. i find refuge under in a gas station where i was able to tuck in my shirt. a car load of chicas drove up teasing me."eres un bombero jajajaj" they weren't that cute but hey attention is attention. they drive off and then the rain lets up.

i got to la barranica bar. i love that place because they don't give a damn about the electric bill. the a / c is full blast all night. anway i get there and just about all my classmates are there. hey where have you been ahhhhhh. exploring. yeah. anway lets dance. so its to chicas that are really friendly to me. black chica from the states and a french morena. the american chica has got a body like a track star and a face like a ufc wrestler. the french girl has a pretty face but dressed terribly so you can't see any body. i kinda felt bad becuase i doing stuff everyday and they are you don't like us, you don't want to hang with us. so i danced with them for a few hours had some drinks and some laughs. then some others in the group got tired and wanted to go home. so i said peace and off to the other bars.

i hit club waoow and danced a little. but chicas that you don't know can be a little brutal if you don't know your steps and you trying and dance with them. i took a taxi home about 2am it was 200 pesos normal price.

peace bbl

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Sorry Panman. Yeah I do have to admit it is kinda funny.


Man you keep butchering my name but it's all good, I had a good laugh with that box of birth control pills. Just make sure you look out for the name Tadalafil next time you buy La Pela, the chemical name for the drug.

[Riky Rapido]

Booty it's LaPela [ viagra generic] I have purchased them right on conde, Funny shit though! LOLHaving gone online to Google, I found important info, do not mix the two, the act differently on your manhood, myself, the generic viagra has turned me into a raging bull. Cheap, about 75 cents for half a 100 mg pill, and it lasts for nearly a day and night. La Pela, well to each his own.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

So. I got a wake up call this morning after a hard night of partying. Gave a brief report and got on my chat to see who I can hang out with later. I got a call from my little sister (chica I haven't fucked& yet but still keeping around) You remember the model. I was suppose to see her yesterday. But she had a modeling shoot. She's really attractive and has very distinct features. Her best asset is her height. She's about 5'10 but looks taller. I let her borrow the only jacket I brought with me and she's had it for about 2 weeks. Anyway she invites me up to the university LA UASD we talk she buys me a water because I was dying from the heat. I carry and umbrella like many of the people do. That little shade from the umbrella is a life saver sometimes.

So we talk and tell jokes. She practices her English and I with the Spanish. We have an ok until I say something about her "boyfriend-sugar daddy" Oooops. 10 minutes later she's ready to go. Whatever. I stay there doing homework and getting looks from college chicas. Bueno. Wasn't able to close anything but I know where I'm going to be doing some hanging.

I go back home get back on to chat. I forgot a chica that I met online last week was trying to see me. We had chatted for about a week or so and she was telling me she was married but separated but the guy still lives with her. Whatever. Are you coming or not.

I got a ring on the phone I was totally unprepared I got stood up last night so I thought that was theme for the night. She says she's up the street on the corner and can't find my place. OH shit. Ahhhh ok kool. Don't move. I trot up there. As soon as I get there. I see a chica across the street and I say damn I wish that was here. But it can't be she across the street. I go around the corner I see another chica just as attractive as the girl across the street. She takes one look at me and turns around and walks of WTF. I know I'm no Male Cover model but you could at least say Hi. I follow behind her cursing her under my breath and blowing up her cell. But truly I didn't know if that was her. I stopped collected my thoughts and prepared to hit the club but as I'm walking back the girl from across the street is now about 10 steps in front of me looking like Steak with the bone in Well done. MMMM I'm thinking. I asked her if her name was Rachel. As that was the best I can make of the name that is on her online profile. These Dominican names have Z's and Y's and X's and they just kill me. She said no. But I was thinking get her number for later. But I said let me not get caught getting another girls number while waiting for another one.

I tell her have a good day and I walk off on to get about 15 steps then RING RING RING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE. YOU DON'T LIKE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS ME! WTF that was you I knew that was you! Why did you say no that wasn't your name. Its my middle name. Whatever get your ass99 over here.

We hug and kiss. She was about 5'4 morena with shoulder length hair and big boobs and petite frame. She looked great for having 2 kids. We talked a little I had her wait outside while I hooked up the bachlor pad. She came it sat down I took a quick shower after I gave her some water. She says whats going on with all the tenderness you promised me. BOOM we go at it.

I pull her clothes off the titts slap me in the face. Her flat stomach could not be viewed through her clothes. Her body was banging for a 28 year old mother and avid beer drinker. I layed her on the bed taking my time. Pulled her panties off and went all the way in to the back walll of that good stuff. I'm lucky again. Its good. She had the kind of kitty that reminded me of a love I had long ago. Where I use to hit that spot just right. We my friends tonight was a repeat of that. I spent about 2 hours trying to break this little lady in half. For the first leche I was on top kissing her and her ttits he was in a trance. Afterwords. I saw the look of regret in her eyes. I tried to snap her out of it she was looking detracted and conflicted. I spent a few minutes pleasuring her and show her attention. She snapped out of it for a while. The next leche I got her on top of me. I got another jockey although she wasn't as agile as the girl from A1 Divas however, in her defense she is not a pro-she's a school teacher and has pictures to prove it.

So we go for a while with her on top I feel her leche (or what I thought was one) I flipp her over doggie for a while. I'm pounding then I force her down flat on the bed and begin the vaginal abuse. I hear her cursing in spanish jajajaj. I go for a while but the 2nd leche was too illusive so I relent. She was already say she didn't have much time. I made her late. We cleaned up and walked to the corner and waited on the corner for her guagua that never came. The whole time she was so nervous about being late. She was suppose to be on the bus at 815pm its now 845pm she tripping. Then I realized. Now I get it. This is just like the states where the buses have a schedule and they know what they are and when they stop. I'm thinking the guagua situation is just some random shit that anybody buys a van and calls it a guagua. So I think I'm (were) asking for a little much when I ask for a chica to come by guagua late in the day.

She looked alot better in person than her fotos. It looked like she lost like 10lbs. Her body was amazing and was nice to look at in the face. Lips were full and she had the pouty look I love so much.

The transit situation is crazy, I looked at it as just a mess but its "organized mess". Anyway. No money was exchanged or brought up. I offered her a taxi and she declined it. I did give her a Walmart silver chain that she did like.

I am now waiting on a chica to meet me at the Hispanola Hotel Casino across the street. I want a dinner companion.

Peace

BBL

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

This is the chica that just left Rachel.

[SavePros321]

Having gone online to Google, I found important info, do not mix the two, the act differently on your manhood, myself, the generic viagra has turned me into a raging bull. Cheap, about 75 cents for half a 100 mg pill, and it lasts for nearly a day and night. La Pela, well to each his own.La Pela is awesome! Was first introduced to it at BB's. When I am in the DR I stock up on both La Pela and Cialis to bring back with me to the States (don't have a prescription for C).

[LoveToGo]

Reading this thread is wonderful. I am heading there for the first time and am only staying a week. I have been looking for an inexpensive but decent apartment or hotel that is guest friendly to stay in close to the action. I would like to spend around $50 a day. I do have a relative that stays there but he works a lot so I will spend a lot of time hanging out by myself which is fine for me.

Taking all recommendations for places to stay for a week, plus would love to hang out with Blk Big Bootyluv or anyone else there. I am a newbie to the DR but a pro in Brazil, so hopefully some skills will carry over. My biggest goal is just to hang out and have fun. I don't do tourist well, but like to hang out in normal neighborhoods, watching people, drinking and such. I have had a lot of fun in Brazil, but the cost is a little much right now, so going to the dr is an excellent new option.

[Mr Gogo]

It's a Piracy, but I don't mind sharing. Someone sent me some good pics, these arent the one's I haven't edited yet. Enjoy, and I want to thank everyone for visiting the Gogo forum, please understand we want to keep you informed. And as BBL say's what's better than a piece of ass that looks like two turkeys at Thanksgiving. Thank's BBL for sharing your adventure's with us. Look at the pussy sticking out of those Red pantie's.

[Coolie High]

It's a Piracy, but I don't mind sharing. Someone sent me some good pics, these arent the one's I haven't edited yet. Enjoy, and I want to thank everyone for visiting the Gogo forum, please understand we want to keep you informed. And as BBL say's what's better than a piece of ass that looks like two turkeys at Thanksgiving. Thank's BBL for sharing your adventure's with us. Look at the pussy sticking out of those Red pantie's.OOH MY DAMN! Yo Mr. Gogo did you hit any of these honeys in the pics cus if you did I got to shake your hand. That first honey lying in the pool is AMAZING! B#$H so got damn fine she make you want to say fuck the rubber ima claim this broad and SKEET all in her.

The Lord is my shepherd, he knows what I want LOL

[Jaosousa]

Reading this thread is wonderful. I am heading there for the first time and am only staying a week. I have been looking for an inexpensive but decent apartment or hotel that is guest friendly to stay in close to the action. I would like to spend around $50 a day. I do have a relative that stays there but he works a lot so I will spend a lot of time hanging out by myself which is fine for me.

Taking all recommendations for places to stay for a week, plus would love to hang out with Blk Big Bootyluv or anyone else there. I am a newbie to the DR but a pro in Brazil, so hopefully some skills will carry over. My biggest goal is just to hang out and have fun. I don't do tourist well, but like to hang out in normal neighborhoods, watching people, drinking and such. I have had a lot of fun in Brazil, but the cost is a little much right now, so going to the dr is an excellent new option.BBL is staying in Santo Domingo, I assume you may want info on Santo Domingo.

Sosua is a popular mongering destination in DR. Sosua is on the north coast of the DR and is about a 4 hour drive from Santo Domingo, which is located on the South Coast of the DR. Sosua is a small town, located about 10 minutes from an International Airport and is a convenient and easy mongering destination in DR.

For Santo Domingo, there are numerous guest friendly hotels, priced from $45US and up. Many Santo Domingo Mongers stay at the Jaguar Hotel which is located about two blocks behind a large Hotel and Casino (Marriott Renaissance Jaragua Hotel). Price for the Jaguar is about $45US per night. There are other guest friendly hotels in this price range; Duque de Wellington, Mystik, Maison Gautrex and Hotel Venezia.

Airport code for Santo Domingo is SDQ, this airport is about 20-30 minutes from the city. For Sosua most guys use Puerto Plata Airport, airport code POP.

Some guys like Boca Chica which is about 10-15 minutes from SDQ airport.

There is no beach in the city of Santo Domingo (unlike Rio de Janeiro in Brasil). Sosua and Boca Chica are beach towns, with hotels in the price range you want.

[LoveToGo]

Looking forward to the trip although it seems to be changing as more people are jumping on the bandwagon so I can forget about solitude. I think I will be in Boca Chica for part of the weekend. From what I have read on here it seems to get lively then. I am sure between the two places I will run into someone from here.

My goals are pretty simple. I like to sit back and watch people, check out the scene, and then get in where I fit in. I guarantee I will not be the type of American tourist who treats everyone like they are there for my entertainment. I hated them in Brazil, and they come in all colors. It is an American thing.

Anyway, I want to thank everyone who has posted valuable information. It is nice to go somewhere and not have to spend days learning the valuable information located on here. Most of the info is precious to any tourist traveling there.

[Mr Gogo]

Looking forward to the trip although it seems to be changing as more people are jumping on the bandwagon so I can forget about solitude. I think I will be in Boca Chica for part of the weekend. From what I have read on here it seems to get lively then. I am sure between the two places I will run into someone from here.

My goals are pretty simple. I like to sit back and watch people, check out the scene, and then get in where I fit in. I guarantee I will not be the type of American tourist who treats everyone like they are there for my entertainment. I hated them in Brazil, and they come in all colors. It is an American thing.

Anyway, I want to thank everyone who has posted valuable information. It is nice to go somewhere and not have to spend days learning the valuable information located on here. Most of the info is precious to any tourist traveling there.When I went to Boca it was jumping on a Friday, them dead on a Saturday. Go figure. Sosua should be relaxed early in the week because the weekend warriors arent there then. Sometimes you get some talent that doesn't like the weekend competition. Look up BBL, he is a laid back dude.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

My dinner companion never showed I asked her what the deal was, she said it was too late for a Guagua to my house. (a call back would have been nice but whatever). Out the door I go. 2 blocks down where I catch my public taxi to Gazgue. I used Boricua's map yet again to find and nice dining establishment. I selected the El Conuco for a good meal. I ate food was better than ok. But OMG I got sticker shock when I got the bill. 1k WOW. I didn't think it was that good. I was their with several other people that looked like they were ending their night. I was thinking that was the place to go at night.

As I was leaving I bumped into a NJ cat named John. John was also a little surprised at the price of the meal, but what the hell we were full fat and happy off we went after a quick back and forth game of what are you do'and tonight. We walked to La Parada on the Malecon. Nothing but couples so we kept moving. Hopped a taxi to the Santo Domingo Hotel looking for a club local to that area. We pased a few SW on the way. Just before Lincoln and the Malecon. We walking to the restaurant area and its packed with people and a live band. After that walk and the heat we needed a drink. We made convo while trying to select chicas to approach. But with the low low lighting it was nearly impossible. So we just chatted finshed up our 2 Prez lights and off we planned to go. Not again! 2 beers 600RD. Wait a damn minute! We looked at the bill there was a food charge and some other stuff that we didn't order. I stopped speaking spanish. The manager came. He was very abrasive and informed us that the was cover charge for the ambiance. Thats fine we replied but we would have liked to know that before we walked in not being greeted by anyone (we passed to guys assume employee goofing off and talking when we walked up. Not working the Door but talking. They were wearing the same uniforms as the restaurant staff.) After some ego stroking a soft speaking in contract to demands that we pay for the cover, the manager removed the charges and provided us with a more palatable bill.

Off we went across the street where we encountered a Techno alternative type new age trances whatever with kids that looked like they shouldn't be smoking let alone drinking at 1am. So we changed plans entered the casino where we hit the blackJack table where John double his money from 1500 to 3kRD. I lost 500RD. Whatever.

I called it a night. I think John got one of those walkers. My boy Pan was busy that night.

Peace.

BBL

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

So I made plans to hangout with my married chica. She was pretty addament about doing something for my Bday so I didn't deny her. We went to La Barrica on Av. Venezuela. I bought a bottle of Absoute and we danced had some laughs she even got me a Bday cake. Nice chica. I was alone with 4 chicas one that is always asking for a wingman that I can't provide. Pan was busy that night good good reason ajajja.

The chicas and I got drunk ate wings told stories had a good night. I thought I was going to pay for everything nope my chica made sure I wasn't abused so all I covered was the bottle. Sundays was a slow night in town especially on the strip which I pretty much figured.

I had no sex this night no money was exchanged.

Peace.

BBL

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

I got a call from Pan after class, he was in the area. We shot to my place $$ out the door we went he took me to a carwash in China town that is owned by a NYC Dominican dude really cool and the cashier OMG was Racktacolous! Pretty Light complected chica blond hair and rack that could feed a small orphanage. We had a few beers talked about life in the DR and Pan made plans with the chica for later. Sly dogg. Off we went. To the mall to meet this chica that I met my 2 or 3 nite in town. She's a short super thin morena with long her and big lips. No ass but big titts for her size. For some reason she was dying to get my facebook so we exchanged in brief pleasantries and then we were out.

Pan and I met up with his carwash chica had a few beers and some diner. I was dropped off while they went and did whatever jajaja.

Tuesday.

Pan takes me to this nice place on the Malecon D'Luis. I like the place the ambiance is perfect and the food is slamming for the price. Pan has someone special with him. A nice sweet morena that was a pleasure to be around. After dinner it was guys nite out. We drop off the lady and we shot pool for a while chilled and had some beers. But I got distracted and Pan said I got just what you need. Off to GBP we go. We get it not realizing the time and begin drinking and enjoying ourselves. The chica that let us in was to my liking but I didn't move on it yet I wanted to enjoy the mood. Pan got a lap dance for one of his many old familiars. Cute short morena with and ass like a dump truck! I got a dance from a tall caramel morena with a pretty smile a a nice rack.

Afterwords I called over my selection and was told we arrived right a closing but I could get my full hour if we go now. Pan immediately said Bro lets come back tomorrow. But I was in need of some lady attention and she said I could get my whole hour right? She was sweet talking morena with long hair and long nails. Med height and an average shape. But she had my sex appeal.

Off we went. In the room she washed me and went straight into BBBJ and rubbing me down. After about 5 minutes she applied the raincoat I was in from the back. She was wetter than a punctured waterbed and could help but thinking. This can't be work for these chicas. So we go doggie for while she's getting into it which sends me over. I go for it blawooo. Jajaja. Ahh who cares I'll make it up on the backend.

So I tell her give me 10. She cleans us up goes to the bathroom come back and we start the small talk. But then I get my first sign of trouble. She asked me was I done. I quickly reply with 5 more minutes my love. She gives me one and starts sucking again. O well. I was sure her efforts would be frivolous but hey what is this hey. It lives. She throws the condom on down I go. Damn. I'm thinking I needed that 5 minutes jajajjajaj. What the hell I go at it but my mind is not into it namely because she's keeps asking me am I done and " I'll be her manana papi" after a few minutes. She wins out. I say fuck'it. And go out.

To a happy waiting Pan with his big'assed chica his first words to me were damn bro that was quick."OUCH-right to the gut" jajajaj hey it happens to all.

I don't blame the chica she was doing her job. Not only is she a sex worker she's also a sales women who was at the end of her shift trying to get that last commission. I'm a vet. I should have known better. But with all that I will be going back soon. I like the place and the chicas. I got my eye on that big'assed chica. Jajaja.

Peace,

BBL

[Revere]

Hey guys,

I am new to the forum. First, I really enjoy reading all your reports. My question to you all, I am coming to Santo Domingo on June 23, for a week. I have this chic that wants to meet me in Juan Dolio for a couple days. First, do any of you know and good hotels there and second I am sure she wants to keep me away from mongering in Santo Domingo, but she is a real hot chick that I met through a friend. She is 19, great shape, no kids, in university so I do not mind spending sometime with her, but would like to meet up with you all in Santo Domingo for the weekend. Your advice would be very helpful. One other note, I have been mongering mostly in the favella of Rochina, Brazil, where I work with a school, but have gotten to know those who control the favella so I have met a lot of hot chicks who just like a good dinner or fun with no p4p just to hang with me.

[SavePros321]

Hey guys,

I am new to the forum. First, I really enjoy reading all your reports. My question to you all, I am coming to Santo Domingo on June 23, for a week. I have this chic that wants to meet me in Juan Dolio for a couple days. First, do any of you know and good hotels there and second I am sure she wants to keep me away from mongering in Santo Domingo, but she is a real hot chick that I met through a friend. She is 19, great shape, no kids, in university so I do not mind spending sometime with her, but would like to meet up with you all in Santo Domingo for the weekend. Your advice would be very helpful. One other note, I have been mongering mostly in the favella of Rochina, Brazil, where I work with a school, but have gotten to know those who control the favella so I have met a lot of hot chicks who just like a good dinner or fun with no p4p just to hang with me. You might receive better info if you post this question in the Santo Domingo or Boca Chica forum (Juan Dolio is closer to Boca?). Seek out the one they call "Jaosousa", LOL.

[Jaosousa]

You might receive better info if you post this question in the Santo Domingo or Boca Chica forum (Juan Dolio is closer to Boca?). Seek out the one they call "Jaosousa", LOL.Texas is tough. Arresting a member of the Mavs basketball because he was drunk in Irving, Texas. If the Police in New York City arrested me every-time I walked out of a strip club, a little intoxicated, while waiting for a taxi, I would have a long criminal record.

Is it against the law to be drunk in Texas?

[SavePros321]

Texas is tough. Arresting a member of the Mavs basketball because he was drunk in Irving, Texas. If the Police in New York City arrested me every-time I walked out of a strip club, a little intoxicated, while waiting for a taxi, I would have a long criminal record.

Is it against the law to be drunk in Texas? I dunno. I don't drink (often) , and mostly anywhere you go you have to drive to get there. You definitely don't want to be combining the two, LOL.

But I will tell you what Texas IS tough on: JOBS! In that department we are kicking ass all over the place, lol!:

Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston continue to lead the nation's largest metro areas in new jobs and the rate of job growth compared with a year earlier, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said Tuesday...

April job growth
Compared with April 2010:

Dallas-Fort Worth
2.9%
Houston
2%
National average
1.1%
Boston
0.9%
Chicago
0.9%
Miami
0.9%
Washington, D.C.
0.9%
Detroit
0.7%
Los Angeles
0.7%
New York
0.3%
Philadelphia
0.1%
San Francisco
-0.3%
Atlanta
-0.4%
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics

Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/05/31/3117145/dallas-fort-worth-again-leads.html#ixzz1PUOg47kq

[Jaosousa]

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Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

Thank You!

Jackson

[Mr Gogo]

I got a call from Pan after class, he was in the area. We shot to my place $$ out the door we went he took me to a carwash in China town that is owned by a NYC Dominican dude really cool and the cashier OMG was Racktacolous! Pretty Light complected chica blond hair and rack that could feed a small orphanage. We had a few beers talked about life in the DR and Pan made plans with the chica for later. Sly dogg. Off we went. To the mall to meet this chica that I met my 2 or 3 nite in town. She's a short super thin morena with long her and big lips. No ass but big titts for her size. For some reason she was dying to get my facebook so we exchanged in brief pleasantries and then we were out.

Pan and I met up with his carwash chica had a few beers and some diner. I was dropped off while they went and did whatever jajaja.

Tuesday.

Pan takes me to this nice place on the Malecon D'Luis. I like the place the ambiance is perfect and the food is slamming for the price. Pan has someone special with him. A nice sweet morena that was a pleasure to be around. After dinner it was guys nite out. We drop off the lady and we shot pool for a while chilled and had some beers. But I got distracted and Pan said I got just what you need. Off to GBP we go. We get it not realizing the time and begin drinking and enjoying ourselves. The chica that let us in was to my liking but I didn't move on it yet I wanted to enjoy the mood. Pan got a lap dance for one of his many old familiars. Cute short morena with and ass like a dump truck! I got a dance from a tall caramel morena with a pretty smile a a nice rack.

Afterwords I called over my selection and was told we arrived right a closing but I could get my full hour if we go now. Pan immediately said Bro lets come back tomorrow. But I was in need of some lady attention and she said I could get my whole hour right? She was sweet talking morena with long hair and long nails. Med height and an average shape. But she had my sex appeal.

Off we went. In the room she washed me and went straight into BBBJ and rubbing me down. After about 5 minutes she applied the raincoat I was in from the back. She was wetter than a punctured waterbed and could help but thinking. This can't be work for these chicas. So we go doggie for while she's getting into it which sends me over. I go for it blawooo. Jajaja. Ahh who cares I'll make it up on the backend.

So I tell her give me 10. She cleans us up goes to the bathroom come back and we start the small talk. But then I get my first sign of trouble. She asked me was I done. I quickly reply with 5 more minutes my love. She gives me one and starts sucking again. O well. I was sure her efforts would be frivolous but hey what is this hey. It lives. She throws the condom on down I go. Damn. I'm thinking I needed that 5 minutes jajajjajaj. What the hell I go at it but my mind is not into it namely because she's keeps asking me am I done and " I'll be her manana papi" after a few minutes. She wins out. I say fuck'it. And go out.

To a happy waiting Pan with his big'assed chica his first words to me were damn bro that was quick."OUCH-right to the gut" jajajaj hey it happens to all.

I don't blame the chica she was doing her job. Not only is she a sex worker she's also a sales women who was at the end of her shift trying to get that last commission. I'm a vet. I should have known better. But with all that I will be going back soon. I like the place and the chicas. I got my eye on that big'assed chica. Jajaja.

Peace,

BBLThanks for posting bro, you and Panman keep having fun.

[Oakie]

OOH MY DAMN! Yo Mr. Gogo did you hit any of these honeys in the pics cus if you did I got to shake your hand. That first honey lying in the pool is AMAZING! B#$H so got damn fine she make you want to say fuck the rubber ima claim this broad and SKEET all in her.

The Lord is my shepherd, he knows what I want LOLStop drooling and get yer ass down there.

We need another report from Coolie!

[Jaosousa]

I dunno. I don't drink (often) , and mostly anywhere you go you have to drive to get there. You definitely don't want to be combining the two, LOL.Some music you might enjoy while you drive through the Plains of Texas:

"Empire State of Mind" Jay-Z | Alicia Keys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8

Joa Ft Mely Mel why Nico. Santo Domingo (Empire State of Mind Remix) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7oXqc-ZNE

Alicia Keys. Empire State Of Mind Solo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4IiccUjGps

[Mr Gogo]

Bq hit me before anyone else posted about the cleansing of Sosua. Most of my girls in Sosua confirmed the intel, but I didn't want to post it. So many people were in denial that I didn't want that problem (arguments).

Well it has happened and it looks serious. I'm glad I don't have anything booked in the future.

Thanks Sosua for the best times of my life, and for my old folks home memories.

[Hillbilly69]

Bq hit me before anyone else posted about the cleansing of Sosua. Most of my girls in Sosua confirmed the intel, but I didn't want to post it. So many people were in denial that I didn't want that problem (arguments).

Well it has happened and it looks serious. I'm glad I don't have anything booked in the future.

Thanks Sosua for the best times of my life, and for my old folks home memories. Well said!

One reason I have couple dozen SD chips in my safe of old memories of trips gone by for when I am old and fragile.

Here is a Sosua send off video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4S7jafRlJ0

On another note, hopefully you guys will have party of decade this weekend in SDQ. I can't make it but maybe if everything goes well the organizers will do another maybe Labor Day weekend more or less. Looks like the party favors are really nice! LOL

Remember to tease Koki about getting married!

[SavePros321]

Some music you might enjoy while you drive through the Plains of Texas:

"Empire State of Mind" Jay-Z | Alicia Keys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjsXo9l6I8

Joa Ft Mely Mel why Nico. Santo Domingo (Empire State of Mind Remix) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7oXqc-ZNE

Alicia Keys. Empire State Of Mind Solo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4IiccUjGpsHA! I have the Blueprint 3 Album! But the only tracks I like on that album are:

-What We Talkin' About

-Thank You

-D. O. A.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EWruiIjBmo

-On To The Next One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1RChZk1EU

-Hate

You're talking to someone who has been listening to Jay Z since high school, LOL. Reasonable Doubt was / is a classic and I still jam that album til this day.

[Mr Gogo]

Well said!

One reason I have couple dozen SD chips in my safe of old memories of trips gone by for when I am old and fragile.

Here is a Sosua send off video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4S7jafRlJ0

On another note, hopefully you guys will have party of decade this weekend in SDQ. I can't make it but maybe if everything goes well the organizers will do another maybe Labor Day weekend more or less. Looks like the party favors are really nice! LOL

Remember to tease Koki about getting married! The party will be great. Jao has sent pics and every girl was a "DAMN). Shit I aint fucking with Koki, he looks like the kind of dude who has kicked alot of ass. Plus you know what he does for a living. The guy is real cool seriously. LOL.

[Jaosousa]

The party will be great. Jao has sent pics and every girl was a "DAMN). Shit I aint fucking with Koki, he looks like the kind of dude who has kicked alot of ass. Plus you know what he does for a living. The guy is real cool seriously. LOL.Women being women, maybe 50% will show up, who said they will come. I have invited some ISG guys over to the apartment on Friday and Saturday during the day. I told the chicas to come over anytime on Saturday. 80% of the chicas ask me what is the motive (motivo) for the party (fiesta). I tell them it is a party to celebrate the beginning of Summer. Honest answer is I want to see some sexy chicas in a cozy environment and chat them up.

BBL gave me the idea for the party. A party is a good icebreaker, some chicas who did not want to speak with me before, became much more receptive after I invited them to the party (I guess free beer has a certain pull, LOL).

Panman, Boricua Online, BBL, Koki and a few other ISG guys will be at the party and they are inviting amigas who will come with other amigas. If BQ is in town he should stop in.

I invited some chicas from San Francisco de Marcoris, Santiago, La Vega, they tell they need bus fare, oh well, I guess they are not making it.

[Mr Gogo]

Damn man, I'm checking flight's and I can't get a break. I'm beginning to understand that now I have to pay 600 USD for a flight that was 342 USD last year, FUCK ME. But I got my ace wingman BBL there, and I got to foot the bill. Who the fuck is paying these prices? I guess I will. Something say's lay low and wait it out, but patience is not my virtue. Overtime out the ass and my checks are looking good. Shit for the first time in five years my bank account is getting positive. If the "New Sosua" is designed to make me soul search, it is working. I keep reflecting on my New years trip where my regulars didn't come spend the night at my place but had me staying at their place, waking up in their bedrooms. Damn it was getting good with my regulars now I got to be stubborn, they don't deserve that. BBL continue your report as the other forums change, because I need your motivation.

[Hillbilly69]

I expect some of those Party pics in the morning! LOL

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Damn man, I'm checking flight's and I can't get a break. I'm beginning to understand that now I have to pay 600 USD for a flight that was 342 USD last year, FUCK ME. But I got my ace wingman BBL there, and I got to foot the bill. Who the fuck is paying these prices? I guess I will. Something say's lay low and wait it out, but patience is not my virtue. Overtime out the ass and my checks are looking good. Shit for the first time in five years my bank account is getting positive. If the "New Sosua" is designed to make me soul search, it is working. I keep reflecting on my New years trip where my regulars didn't come spend the night at my place but had me staying at their place, waking up in their bedrooms. Damn it was getting good with my regulars now I got to be stubborn, they don't deserve that. BBL continue your report as the other forums change, because I need your motivation.Mr G, I'm in real bad shape, I'm not finding ANYTHING south of Miami for less that $600! I mean WTF this is complete highway robbery. I'm so freaking upset by this bullshit and the airlines racking up record profits. I almost have enough for a 30k ticket on AA but I want to save it for a future monger visit. Somethings got to give here.

http://www.ketknbc.com/news/airlines-making-big-profits-again

[Mr Gogo]

I got to hold its 650usd and everytime I take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) all I can say is"650 motherfucking dollars" okay I'm fucked, but I don't like this shit. The "New Sosua " is calling and I can't give it up. But I need something there, otherwise its Medellin in Sept.

[SavePros321]

DR1 does have a lot of racist fuckers on that site, but this shit is too funny! I took this verbatim:

"Some years back I was in Rocky's eating breakfast. There was a black guy from Brooklyn that I had a met a few times there eating breakfast with a Dominican girl. A nice guy that I had talked to a few times.

He asked me to come to his table and meet his girl. So I did. He told me this girl is from a nice family and not a hooker, or anything like that and she is madly in love with him.

He spoke no Spanish, and she spoke no English. How he knew anything about her I could not figure out. Anyway he asks me to help translate something she keeps telling him. She tells it to me and he says 'what does she want'? I told him she says you owe her 1, 500 pesos for last night. "

[Professor 1]

DR1 does have a lot of racist fuckers on that site, but this shit is too funny! I took this verbatim:

"Some years back I was in Rocky's eating breakfast. There was a black guy from Brooklyn that I had a met a few times there eating breakfast with a Dominican girl. A nice guy that I had talked to a few times.

He asked me to come to his table and meet his girl. So I did. He told me this girl is from a nice family and not a hooker, or anything like that and she is madly in love with him.

He spoke no Spanish, and she spoke no English. How he knew anything about her I could not figure out. Anyway he asks me to help translate something she keeps telling him. She tells it to me and he says 'what does she want'? I told him she says you owe her 1, 500 pesos for last night. "Now, that was funny. Thanks for sharing.

[Boriman]

"Some years back I was in Rocky's eating breakfast. There was a black guy from Brooklyn that I had a met a few times there eating breakfast with a Dominican girl. A nice guy that I had talked to a few times.

He asked me to come to his table and meet his girl. So I did. He told me this girl is from a nice family and not a hooker, or anything like that and she is madly in love with him.

He spoke no Spanish, and she spoke no English. How he knew anything about her I could not figure out. Anyway he asks me to help translate something she keeps telling him. She tells it to me and he says 'what does she want'? I told him she says you owe her 1, 500 pesos for last night. "

That reminds me of the time I was in Blackbeards. I pointed to a nicely braided chica and asked a New Yorker who spent time with her whether this chica was any good in bed. He looked annoyed and said that he was in love with her and that she loved him. I responded "stop paying her and see what happens!"

My favorite ones are those chicas who are crying that their guy is leaving. They go with him to the airport, sad the entire way. Once he boards the plane the chica returns to town and is hanging around the bar, waiting to be picked up by some other guy.

Then there is my friend, who spent two weeks with the same chica. He was very charitable with his money, paying her about $3000 pesos a day, paying her hair stylist, feeding her, and buying her clothes. He promised to Western Union her (which he did). He was leaving on a Wednesday and the Monday before I treated him and his chica to dinner. While eating and drinking we were having a good time. Me and him were talking in English about the states while his chica was talking to me in Spanish about when I will leave since she was interested in spending time with me once he was gone. I found her behavior tacky and did not waste my time.

Then there was the time I went on an excursion with a buddy of mine. The tour guide was flirting with him and once he went off swimming she started talking about how she did not like him but liked calm guys like me. I mentioned this to my friend. Neither me nor my friend spent time with her. I guess she was trying to play both sides of the coin.

On my first trip to the DR I was rather naive and did not know how to properly budget. I met Elizabeth and spent some time with her. She kept on reminding me and her cousin about how much she loved me. The last night I brought her to my room but upon counting my money I realized that I did not have much. I explained to her that I could only give her 500 pesos, as I passed the bill to her. She started screaming at the top of her lungs as she stormed out of the room, calling me every foul name in the book (while flinging the confetti transformed 500 peso bill into my face!).

I am sure that there are some nice chicas but in places like Sosua it is very difficult to them.

[Hillbilly69]

DR1 does have a lot of racist fuckers on that site, but this shit is too funny!Next time they start their racist shit ask them how many suckers they hand out at the Elemetary school each week.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Update soon. I had to get out of the capital for the fin de semana.

Peace BBL

[Hillbilly69]

Update soon. I had to get out of the capital for the fin de semana.

Peace BBLYou should check this place out. They have strippers on Friday.

PS I like the two chics in the middle first pic!

[Roger Dodger 007]

"He spoke no Spanish, and she spoke no English. How he knew anything about her I could not figure out. Anyway he asks me to help translate something she keeps telling him. She tells it to me and he says 'what does she want'? I told him she says you owe her 1, 500 pesos for last night."


Now, that was funny. Thanks for sharing.I second that!

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

These guys down here must really take that running red lights seriously and literally. When they drive and with there women.

So, one of these slick chicas just left. She's been mad at me for a couple weeks. To my surprise she called me last night looking for me. I'm sure so I can meet her at the bar and buy a bottle. Anyway she is so nasty. She explained why she was mad. She says I'm a selfish lover. Basically I want blowjobs and won't return the favor. (hey I've been here before I know just what to do and it will end with my dick and her stupid talk hole.) Baby I'm sorry. I will work on that. BOOOM of to the shower she goes but I was wondering why are you showing you told me your on your period. Maybe she wants to wash her titts for me so I'm not sucking sweaty nipples. Thanks babe. Really I only wanted a blowjob anyway.

So I'm sucking some titts she wips out my junk and swallowed me and then asked me for a condom. Uh ohhh I asked you said you were on the rag. No no I'm not. I put on condom and started to do it and then I caught a wiff. DAMN but didn't she just get out of the shower? Damn Damn Damn another chick lying about her rag. Damn. I got soft and lost all my desire! She says what happen? Ahhh I'm sleepy. She showers again and out she goes.

I am sick of having bleeders and my fucking bed! This is the 4 time. I had to throw away my sheets already. I'm going to have to have a Damn OBGYN on standby in here Fuck@

Peace,

BBL

[SavePros321]

Update soon. I had to get out of the capital for the fin de semana.

Peace BBLWe're listening bro! Let us know what's going down in the disco at Mutum and the prices chicas are asking for vs. the ones in SD (including casa comparisons).

[Mr Gogo]

These guys down here must really take that running red lights seriously and literally. When they drive and with there women.

So, one of these slick chicas just left. She's been mad at me for a couple weeks. To my surprise she called me last night looking for me. I'm sure so I can meet her at the bar and buy a bottle. Anyway she is so nasty. She explained why she was mad. She says I'm a selfish lover. Basically I want blowjobs and won't return the favor. (hey I've been here before I know just what to do and it will end with my dick and her stupid talk hole.) Baby I'm sorry. I will work on that. BOOOM of to the shower she goes but I was wondering why are you showing you told me your on your period. Maybe she wants to wash her titts for me so I'm not sucking sweaty nipples. Thanks babe. Really I only wanted a blowjob anyway.

So I'm sucking some titts she wips out my junk and swallowed me and then asked me for a condom. Uh ohhh I asked you said you were on the rag. No no I'm not. I put on condom and started to do it and then I caught a wiff. DAMN but didn't she just get out of the shower? Damn Damn Damn another chick lying about her rag. Damn. I got soft and lost all my desire! She says what happen? Ahhh I'm sleepy. She showers again and out she goes.

I am sick of having bleeders and my fucking bed! This is the 4 time. I had to throw away my sheets already. I'm going to have to have a Damn OBGYN on standby in here Fuck@

Peace,

BBLLMAO, if I ever own a hotel you won't be staying there, bloody sheets everyday LOL. She really tried you, she wanted you to get your red wings (eat bloody pussy). You got to get their periods timed and know when to stay away. And also let them know to stay away when it's that time of the month.

[Sidney]

These guys down here must really take that running red lights seriously and literally. When they drive and with there women.

So, one of these slick chicas just left. She's been mad at me for a couple weeks. To my surprise she called me last night looking for me. I'm sure so I can meet her at the bar and buy a bottle. Anyway she is so nasty. She explained why she was mad. She says I'm a selfish lover. Basically I want blowjobs and won't return the favor. (hey I've been here before I know just what to do and it will end with my dick and her stupid talk hole.) Baby I'm sorry. I will work on that. BOOOM of to the shower she goes but I was wondering why are you showing you told me your on your period. Maybe she wants to wash her titts for me so I'm not sucking sweaty nipples. Thanks babe. Really I only wanted a blowjob anyway.

So I'm sucking some titts she wips out my junk and swallowed me and then asked me for a condom. Uh ohhh I asked you said you were on the rag. No no I'm not. I put on condom and started to do it and then I caught a wiff. DAMN but didn't she just get out of the shower? Damn Damn Damn another chick lying about her rag. Damn. I got soft and lost all my desire! She says what happen? Ahhh I'm sleepy. She showers again and out she goes.

I am sick of having bleeders and my fucking bed! This is the 4 time. I had to throw away my sheets already. I'm going to have to have a Damn OBGYN on standby in here Fuck@

Peace,

BBLA friend of mine had to buy a new mattress!

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

I'm getting feed up. Today I Had to get a a blojob from this chica I wanted 2 bone 2 weeks ago. She's here talking on the phone talkn super Dominican and a criptic form. This is a 2nd time I got a BJ from this chica. She a short light skin thin super cutie cutie. She was bleeding last time she was here and she just runined my last set of sheets

I was playing with her kitty when I stated fingering her I pulled back a bloody finger. FUCK! Either she lied last 2 weeks ago about being on the rag she doesn't know how to clean herself, which I hope that is not the case, or the ***** aint human! Last I checked chicas don't get 2 rags a month.

I'm going to giver her another chance. I was fingering her in the ass while she was blowing me. She didn't say a work but moaned with my cock in her mouth.

Peace BBLQUOTE=Sidney; 1173163]A friend of mine had to buy a new mattress![/QUOTE]

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

This chica is just nasty. On her way out and snagging 2 0. 25¢ peso pieces from me telling me only when I caugt her in the act. N her defense the plain sight rule applies in was out on the table. Money out to the table is fair game we all know that.

Anyway I was trying to give her another chance. I told her clean that monkey she reponded with douches are 300 pesos. I tried not to go off because that is just basic feminine hygiene. You could taken a shower a at least try to scum out of yourself. She left after an Hour talking on the phone and wating around for a tip eating my damn apples which she wasted by eating only half and drink my Jonny Black that I didn't offer her asss. She left with te plain sight 50 pesos.

And just image guys go up in that raw with no protection pulling out bloody cocks and lord knows what ailments. I am on a pussy strike.

[Mr Gogo]

As we all wait for the next BBL report, I thought I'd talk a little shit. I see guy's like Mr. E, BBQ, Professor1, etc, that roll solo without the bullshit and wonder is this what I should be doing. But my experience say's it's alway's hit and miss, but you still have to be a little selfish. I seem to accomplish more moving solo, but I feel obligated to a newbie.

The problem come's when the newbie doesn't appreciate what your doing and want's to impose his style on you. That's why I love Sabor, BBl and a few other's, because they just wanted to hang and experience. I've taken them to the deep bario's in Puerto Plata and to my secret spot's with my crazy chica's hanging out. True trooper's.

Now the fucked up dude's who I had to save.

While in Medellin I went to order a pizza from Domino's. I see a brother standing outside waiting for his pizza. Understand Medellin doesn't have many brother's, so I know he is from the States. Plus his white tee, durag, and jordan's were a giveaway. We'll I strike up a convo, and he tell's me its him and another brothers first trip, ex Brazil guy's looking for the next Brazil. He said they have been locked in their hotel room doing the internet hookup thing but girl's keep fucking them over. His boy left after two day's but he didn't want to pay the airfare fee for exchange. I told him to call me at 9pm and I would give him the tour. They were from Detroit. First we stop at Luna luneras strip club but it was to early so we post up outside to chill. A taxi driver pulls up and ask's if we want a taxi, but I don't reply trying not to give my hand away, but Mr Detroit want's to yell at the dude, but I let it go. Next up La Mayorista, and as we are walking the strip Mr. Detroit suddenly throw's his hand's in the air and yell's"Detroit in the motherfucking house", I take two step's left to break from him then walk up to him and say"leave that shit in Detroit'. I had to get him out of there before he get's us robbed.

Next up is my favorita club Sandiego. We go in and I get the Gogo welcome from my regular's, but Mr Detroit grabs two chairs for his feet and blocks the aisle. My regular's are saying"where did you get this dude from"? So I know I have to get his ass out my spot before he fucks my shit up. But then he says he wants some pussy but doesn't know if he can perform. Before I know it he grabs a chic and takes her to the rooms in the back of the club. Twenty minutes later he come's out with a sad look on his face. We got to go. As we are waiting on a cab I give him a pep talk."Look dog you fucking up bad, I need you to maintain' he say's" that's how we roll in Detroit' I say "no bullshit' and he step's to me, and I step to him. I say" I'm here to watch over your ass if that's a problem then"fuck you". He starts laughing then I start laughing, damn he just played me. Well to make a long story short I had to throw his drunk ass over my shoulder and call one of my trusted cab drivers to take his ass home. Even when he was so drunk that he couldn't walk he still managed to say"Detroit in the motherfucking house'. I guess you got to love guys that represent till the end LMAO.

[Drlawyer]

As we all wait for the next BBL report, I thought I'd talk a little shit. I see guy's like Mr. E, BBQ, Professor1, etc, that roll solo without the bullshit and wonder is this what I should be doing. But my experience say's it's alway's hit and miss, but you still have to be a little selfish. I seem to accomplish more moving solo, but I feel obligated to a newbie.

The problem come's when the newbie doesn't appreciate what your doing and want's to impose his style on you. That's why I love Sabor, BBl and a few other's, because they just wanted to hang and experience. I've taken them to the deep bario's in Puerto Plata and to my secret spot's with my crazy chica's hanging out. True trooper's.

Now the fucked up dude's who I had to save.

While in Medellin I went to order a pizza from Domino's. I see a brother standing outside waiting for his pizza. Understand Medellin doesn't have many brother's, so I know he is from the States. Plus his white tee, durag, and jordan's were a giveaway. We'll I strike up a convo, and he tell's me its him and another brothers first trip, ex Brazil guy's looking for the next Brazil. He said they have been locked in their hotel room doing the internet hookup thing but girl's keep fucking them over. His boy left after two day's but he didn't want to pay the airfare fee for exchange. I told him to call me at 9pm and I would give him the tour. They were from Detroit. First we stop at Luna luneras strip club but it was to early so we post up outside to chill. A taxi driver pulls up and ask's if we want a taxi, but I don't reply trying not to give my hand away, but Mr Detroit want's to yell at the dude, but I let it go. Next up La Mayorista, and as we are walking the strip Mr. Detroit suddenly throw's his hand's in the air and yell's"Detroit in the motherfucking house", I take two step's left to break from him then walk up to him and say"leave that shit in Detroit'. I had to get him out of there before he get's us robbed.

Next up is my favorita club Sandiego. We go in and I get the Gogo welcome from my regular's, but Mr Detroit grabs two chairs for his feet and blocks the aisle. My regular's are saying"where did you get this dude from"? So I know I have to get his ass out my spot before he fucks my shit up. But then he says he wants some pussy but doesn't know if he can perform. Before I know it he grabs a chic and takes her to the rooms in the back of the club. Twenty minutes later he come's out with a sad look on his face. We got to go. As we are waiting on a cab I give him a pep talk."Look dog you fucking up bad, I need you to maintain' he say's" that's how we roll in Detroit' I say "no bullshit' and he step's to me, and I step to him. I say" I'm here to watch over your ass if that's a problem then"fuck you". He starts laughing then I start laughing, damn he just played me. Well to make a long story short I had to throw his drunk ass over my shoulder and call one of my trusted cab drivers to take his ass home. Even when he was so drunk that he couldn't walk he still managed to say"Detroit in the motherfucking house'. I guess you got to love guys that represent till the end LMAO.Oh No! Please don't tell me these knuckle headed idiots are trying to ruin Medellin the way they have fucked up Rio and Sosua!

You might want to keep quiet about this. Any minute now somebody is going to accuse you of being racist for reporting your experience.

[Mr Gogo]

Oh No! Please don't tell me these knuckle headed idiots are trying to ruin Medellin the way they have fucked up Rio and Sosua!

You might want to keep quiet about this. Any minute now somebody is going to accuse you of being racist for reporting your experience.I only saw five brothers in my whole week there. Hardly the numbers that could ruin anything. I wasnt being racist, just telling a true story. I've also had white newbies who don't like to adapt. My point of the story is adjust your style and understand you're not home.

Thanks for your first post in the Gogo forum.

[Mr Enternational]

As we all wait for the next BBL report, I thought I'd talk a little shit. I see guy's like Mr. E, BBQ, Professor1, etc, that roll solo without the bullshit and wonder is this what I should be doing. But my experience say's it's alway's hit and miss, but you still have to be a little selfish. I seem to accomplish more moving solo, but I feel obligated to a newbie.I don't mind helping a newbie out but they have to stay in sync. If they try to go outside of my parameters and do their own thing then I just let them go. Fuck em. Case in point, my cousin came over to Pattaya a couple of weeks ago. This guy is a stay at home dad. His girlfriend takes care of everything. So they went over to where she is from in Malaysia and she sent him up to hang with me for a week. Her family tried to talk her out of it because there is nothing but sin here. But since she had promised him before they even left the states she didn't go back on it. She gave him $500 to spend. That wasn't nearly enough so I ended up doing things like paying for his hotel, buying him a suit, paying for a soapie for him, and paying for all of the meals. But that is no problem. He is my cuz and I'm so happy to have him over after all this time of trying to describe this place to him.

Now he has been to Sosua twice, but Sosua ain't no Pattaya. First of all, months before his trip I sent him my guide. Did he read any of it? Nope! I try to help these guys so they won't make the same mistakes that I have made. One of the things I said was to always have your driver's license when you are riding your motorbike. The last day I'm taking him on an express tour for him to take pictures and act like he was not fucking but touring. Now by right this should have been out of the way the first day so he could have the rest of the time to goof off. You don't wait until the last minute. You never know what will happen. Rain or whatever. You get all the post cards and shopping and shit out the way on day 1. But he can't get out of the bed and can't pull himself away from the women in order to take care of business. So last day.

We are on the way to Big Buddha mountain and the police is pulling everyone over. I whip out my Thai driver's license and the registration for my bike. Why did my cousin not have his driver's license on him? So he got a ticket for $13. But the thing is that when you are here and get a ticket for not having a license, you don't get to take your bike. You have to go pay the ticket and then come back for the bike. Luckily the police station was very close to where we got stopped. So we went back to get the bike and wouldn't you know it starts raining. Well of course I keep my poncho under my seat so I was good to go. But we have to pull over and get under shelter because he is getting soaked. We did end up getting everything done that day after 70 miles of riding to get to the different tourist spots.

So we went to the club because it was his last night. He talked all this shit and ended up going with the same girl from two nights before. Out of thousands of women, he stays with one for 3 days, one for 2 days, and the one I recommended that gave him the best service for 1 day. You can't tell these mfs nothing. You can lead them to water, but they always seems to want to go off and do their own thing when they don't know any better.

[Jaosousa]

This chica is just nasty. On her way out and snagging 2 0. 25¢ peso pieces from me telling me only when I caugt her in the act. N her defense the plain sight rule applies in was out on the table. Money out to the table is fair game we all know that.

Anyway I was trying to give her another chance. I told her clean that monkey she reponded with douches are 300 pesos. I tried not to go off because that is just basic feminine hygiene. You could taken a shower a at least try to scum out of yourself. She left after an Hour talking on the phone and wating around for a tip eating my damn apples which she wasted by eating only half and drink my Jonny Black that I didn't offer her asss. She left with te plain sight 50 pesos.

And just image guys go up in that raw with no protection pulling out bloody cocks and lord knows what ailments. I am on a pussy strike.I think Lemisol is the pussy wash they sell in DR.

Lemisol product description from Amazon: Lemisol +Plus delivers the invigorating feeling women have enjoyed for over 30 years. Our refreshing external feminine wash will leave you clean, fresh, and confident all day! Formulated for daily use on your most intimate areas: pH Balanced. Hypoallergenic. No animal testing. Direction For Use: Pour a small amount into palm, body sponge, or wash cloth. Apply to wet skin, lather. Rinse thoroughly.

I was with a 19 year old Santiago recently and she had a stinky snatch. Lots of homes in DR with no running water, you bathe in these homes using a small plastic container that you put water into, from a larger plastic container with water, that is located in the shower area.

You may want to buy a cheapy plastic shower cap, many Dominican chicas don't like to get their hair wet. Send them to the shower before you do anything with them. I assume your apartment has running water in the bathroom.

[Jaosousa]

This chica is just nasty. On her way out and snagging 2 0. 25¢ peso pieces from me telling me only when I caugt her in the act. N her defense the plain sight rule applies in was out on the table. Money out to the table is fair game we all know that.

Anyway I was trying to give her another chance. I told her clean that monkey she reponded with douches are 300 pesos. I tried not to go off because that is just basic feminine hygiene. You could taken a shower a at least try to scum out of yourself. She left after an Hour talking on the phone and wating around for a tip eating my damn apples which she wasted by eating only half and drink my Jonny Black that I didn't offer her asss. She left with te plain sight 50 pesos.

And just image guys go up in that raw with no protection pulling out bloody cocks and lord knows what ailments. I am on a pussy strike.Reminds me of the old days when I used to visit Sosua and would meet chicas in Sosua who had dragon breath. I started bringing Listerine mouth wash, to help combat that problem.

[Professor 1]

As we all wait for the next BBL report, I thought I'd talk a little shit. I see guy's like Mr. E, BBQ, Professor1, etc, that roll solo without the bullshit and wonder is this what I should be doing.You speak the truth. Ponderosa and Charles have met me, and know me on sight, but few others do. Sometimes, I pass for a Brazilian brother. LOL.


The problem come's when the newbie doesn't appreciate what your doing and want's to impose his style on you.If we meet and do a local visit, I promise that you will not be embarrassed. Oh, BTW, I would not be caught dead in shorts or sneakers in a Latin country. I would appreciate a tour to a local spot that you frequent. I prefer interacting with the locals far from the wide-eyed tourists.

[Mr Gogo]

You speak the truth. Ponderosa and Charles have met me, and know me on sight, but few others do. Sometimes, I pass for a Brazilian brother. LOL.

If we meet and do a local visit, I promise that you will not be embarrassed. Oh, BTW, I would not be caught dead in shorts or sneakers in a Latin country. I would appreciate a tour to a local spot that you frequent. I prefer interacting with the locals far from the wide-eyed tourists.As long as people understand what they are getting into and respect it, they will come away with a different perspective. The first thing about hanging in the bario, is to humble yourself. You might have to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in a community bathroom. There might be chicken's running around. And you have to love kid's. Also no joke's about their lifestyle.

When they pull the white plastic chair's out and everybody share's a grande Presidente, you are there. Then when you ask to use the bathroom and you go through three houses to get to the bathroom, don't trip out. The kid's are everywhere, all you have to do is buy some chip's and candy and the kid's love you. Bario girl's are very possessive, so don't think you are going to slang dick and come away clean. That's where I fucked up. I was in Sosua partying and said I was headed to the bario that evening. Well the girl got her hair done, her nail's and toes done, and I was in Sosua not giving a fuck. Well when I finally turned my phone on the bario had left messages saying I wasnt shit. I had to backtrack and buy gift for the kid's and Momason to work my way back in. And that bario girl was down to freak anyway I wanted, but I knew she was setting me up for WU payments. The moral is don't lie, it exposes you. My best bario memory is when Kutha (I miss you man, CR was fucked up but you my boy) Sabor (playa of the year) and I went to this hangout, This Dominican kid had this fucked up kite that wouldn't fly. Sabor had two beautiful girls on his knee's playing Daddy and Kutha was running up and down the street trying to get a fucked up kite to fly. I knew Sabor and Kutha were real dude's when it was time to muster up and get some fund's for momasan. We gave her the money.

Moral of the story is that hanging in the bario is about giving of your

Self, go cheap and you won't be respected as being REAL.

The place we went Sir Charle's might know well, we never ask place's, but I will say this. When you heard west past playa Dorado you come to the circle. If you go in the circle you head to Costambar and Santiago, if you go south of the circle you head to the Malecon. Well before the circle, there is a basketball court with bleachers and that street lead's you deep in the real world.

[Oakie]

As long as people understand what they are getting into and respect it, they will come away with a different perspective. The first thing about hanging in the bario, is to humble yourself. You might have to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in a community bathroom. There might be chicken's running around. And you have to love kid's. Also no joke's about their lifestyle.

When they pull the white plastic chair's out and everybody share's a grande Presidente, you are there. Then when you ask to use the bathroom and you go through three houses to get to the bathroom, don't trip out. The kid's are everywhere, all you have to do is buy some chip's and candy and the kid's love you. .GG, you have described my Sundays down there exactly!

Chilling out with the folks over a few Presidentes. Respecting the elders. Kids escorting you to the right bathroom (the one that has water). Taking off alone down the street to drop in unannounced on old friends and the old lady that makes my special coffee. Standing up and saying "colmado" or "helada" and being dragged off to the local corner store by the kids, some so small you have to carry them.

Princessa back there with my wallet, keeping the (cheap) Presidentes flowing and all's well with the world.

Speakers pushed to doorways blasting out bachata (I can see SavePro running around telling them to turn down the music while he's eating, LMFAO)

Being cool dropping a discreet propina here and there, mock flirting with the married older ones, and making an effort not to ogle the seriously amazing young chicas, who come out dressed to kill and literally blow you away.

I's all about blending in.

"He's no gringo, he's Dominican", they laugh, and it's the best compliment you can get.

Sosua is OK, but this is really what I keep coming back for.

Heaven!

[Jaosousa]

Heard a version of this song at the beach bar in Juan Dolio, a few days ago, Papa Americano (version Mambo) Moreno Negron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VsVdoKVg8M&feature=related

[Charles Pooter]

"He's no gringo, he's Dominican", they laugh, and it's the best compliment you can get.Really? You certainly set the bar low in your life.

[Jaosousa]

Really? You certainly set the bar low in your life.Hey Charles, are there any Dominicans you like? Or do you consider every and all Dominicans low lifes?

[Berthold]

GG, you have described my Sundays down there exactly!

Chilling out with the folks over a few Presidentes. Respecting the elders. Kids escorting you to the right bathroom (the one that has water). Taking off alone down the street to drop in unannounced on old friends and the old lady that makes my special coffee. Standing up and saying "colmado" or "helada" and being dragged off to the local corner store by the kids, some so small you have to carry them.

Princessa back there with my wallet, keeping the (cheap) Presidentes flowing and all's well with the world.

Speakers pushed to doorways blasting out bachata (I can see SavePro running around telling them to turn down the music while he's eating, LMFAO)

Being cool dropping a discreet propina here and there, mock flirting with the married older ones, and making an effort not to ogle the seriously amazing young chicas, who come out dressed to kill and literally blow you away.

I's all about blending in.

"He's no gringo, he's Dominican", they laugh, and it's the best compliment you can get.

Sosua is OK, but this is really what I keep coming back for.

Heaven!I have been living in a dominicon barrio for 4 years now and what I really enjoy is playing domino and pool. Every Sunday we have a domplin callejera everybody gets their plastic chairs out, music everywhere cervezas (jumbos de presidente 1 liter for 100 pesos) and everybody is having a great time.

People are so friendly here, in the morning buenas dias, como estas, at night buenas noche, como has estado, and as I am single I get the hola rubio pa donde va, hola mi amor ven aka.

[Oakie]

Really? You certainly set the bar low in your life.On the contrary, dear fellow.

It's like a breath of fresh air after spending a good part of my life in England.

[Oakie]

I have been living in a dominicon barrio for 4 years now and what I really enjoy is playing domino and pool. Every Sunday we have a domplin callejera everybody gets their plastic chairs out, music everywhere cervezas (jumbos de presidente 1 liter for 100 pesos) and everybody is having a great time.

People are so friendly here, in the morning buenas dias, como estas, at night buenas noche, como has estado, and as I am single I get the hola rubio pa donde va, hola mi amor ven aka.They sure have a good time, and give you their best.

Live for the moment, and tomorrow will take care of itself.

Only other place I had that kind of feeling was years ago when I took my Irish wife and kids back to Dublin for the first time.

All the relatives and their kids piled into this small house and stayed until we left. Her brothers never went to work while we were there, and we partied every night.

It's great being able to share their lives for a time, and being single should make it even more interesting for you.

My brother always says that those who have the least to give, always seem to give the most.

I think he's right.

[Charles Pooter]

Hey Charles, are there any Dominicans you like? Or do you consider every and all Dominicans low lifes?LOL. I can't win. On another board I said it was disgusting that Dominicans are banned from a certain bar on a public beach in their own country and I am getting stick for that. (signed Charles Pooter. Agitator for Dominicans' civil rights).

[Jaosousa]

LOL. I can't win. On another board I said it was disgusting that Dominicans are banned from a certain bar on a public beach in their own country and I am getting stick for that. (signed Charles Pooter. Agitator for Dominicans' civil rights).In person you have a great sense of humor.

There are some bad ass, lowlife Dominicans and there are some really great Dominicans.

[Mr Gogo]

Ask no question's and I tell no lie's.

[Charles Pooter]

On the contrary, dear fellow. It's like a breath of fresh air after spending a good part of my life in England.If you think it is a compliment to be mistaken for someone who is typically uneducated, idle, incompetent, superstitious and racist, I dread to think what level you are on now. I shouldn't think you would have been very welcome in England.

[Jaosousa]

If you think it is a compliment to be mistaken for someone who is typically uneducated, idle, incompetent, superstitious and racist, I dread to think what level you are on now. I shouldn't think you would have been very welcome in England.Irish were persecuted by the English. English General Cromwell helped kill about 500, 000 Irish."Anti-Irish racism in Victorian Britain and 19th century United States included the stereotyping of the Irish as alcoholics, and implications that they monopolized certain (usually low-paying) job markets. They were often called 'white Negroes." Throughout Britain and the USA, newspaper illustrations and hand drawings depicted a primordial "ape-like image" of Irish faces to bolster evolutionary racist claims that the Irish people were an "inferior race" as compared to Anglo-Saxon." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Irish_sentiment

Dominican Republic has no welfare, you work or do something, or you go hungry. Lots of famous Dominican baseball players being paid hundreds of millions of Dollars in the US, by white baseball owners, they are not getting that kind of money because they are lazy. I know one doctor who studied medicine in Santo Domingo, he is rich, with a large office off of Park Avenue in New York City.

I am not keen on Puerto Plata, so you have more insight into how the Dominicans are in Puerto Plata.

There are many wealthy Dominicans, who have more money than I will ever earn in my life.

[Oakie]

If you think it is a compliment to be mistaken for someone who is typically uneducated, idle, incompetent, superstitious and racist, I dread to think what level you are on now. I shouldn't think you would have been very welcome in England.That's funny.

"uneducated, idle, incompetent, superstitious and racist" is a letter perfect description of the yobbo hooligan racists who inhabit a lot of the UK's working class pubs, always looking for a bit of "aggro" to bring some meaning to their useless lives, where you're car is not safe parked in the street.

In Britain, a stranger travelling with a Dominicana would have to pick his pubs very carefully indeed. Like where they've actually seen a tourist. LOL. Not recommeded.

On the contrary have travelled thru the DR with Princessa, dropping into the nearest bar for a cool one, and never a problem. Highly recommended.

As for being welcome in England?

No problem for me. I was born and grew up there.

[Oakie]

It's British attitudes like Pooter's, which have mind fucked much of the world. Tight ass Brits have been exporting their brand of civilization for centuries. They didn't marry or mingle with the indigenous population like the Spanish and Portuguese, they just stuck their noses in the air and judged.

It's not the language, religion, or skin color, which have made countries like the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Cuba a sex paradise in the Caribbean, it's because these countries were never colonized by the British. Fellas, never go to Barbados, Bahamas, or Jamaica to get pussy. Stick with countries that never had British rule (Brazil, Colombia, the Dominican Republic) or better yet, travel to a country, which never had any western rule to begin with (Thailand).

So fuck the Queen of England, fuck the Prince Wales, and fuck the Duke of Cambridge!

-Helpmann.You would have to assume, either he's never fucked a Dominican, or he has some weird view that fucking one doesn't bring him to the same level.

Puta = John.

John = Puta.

Maybe the one that comes away with the money is the "superior" one. LOL

[Charles Pooter]

Ha ha, just kidding with you, Oakie. I enjoy your posts precisely because you are positive about living here. I chose to live here and enjoy it too, but despite the Dominicans not because of them. I have learned how to get on with them and don't have any major problems as I am a pretty laid back guy. I always assumed you were English, it just you expressed that oddly in your last post and threw me off.

[Mr Enternational]

It's not the language, religion, or skin color, which have made countries like the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Cuba a sex paradise in the Caribbean, it's because these countries were never colonized by the British. Fellas, never go to Barbados, Bahamas, or Jamaica to get pussy. Stick with countries that never had any British rule (Brazil, Colombia, the Dominican Republic) or better yet, travel to a country, which never had any western rule to begin with (Thailand).

So fuck the Queen of England, fuck the Prince Wales, and fuck the Duke of Cambridge!But most of all fuck all the wores you can while you are on this green earth!

[Manizales911]

It's British attitudes like Pooter's, which have mind fucked much of the world. Tight ass Brits have been exporting their brand of civilization for centuries. They didn't marry or mingle with the indigenous population like the Spanish and Portuguese, they just stuck their noses in the air and judged.

It's not the language, religion, or skin color, which have made countries like the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Cuba a sex paradise in the Caribbean, it's because these countries were never colonized by the British. Fellas, never go to Barbados, Bahamas, or Jamaica to get pussy. Stick with countries that never had any British rule (Brazil, Colombia, the Dominican Republic) or better yet, travel to a country, which never had any western rule to begin with (Thailand).

So fuck the Queen of England, fuck the Prince Wales, and fuck the Duke of Cambridge!

-Helpmann.I would LOVE to fuck the new Duchess of Cambridge, hahaha.

[Tempoecorto]

My brother always says that those who have the least to give, always seem to give the most.

I think he's right.Coming from a poor country like India, I can attest to that.

[Jaosousa]

Ask no question's and I tell no lie's.Very nice pics, thanks for sharing.

[Mr Gogo]

Very nice pics, thanks for sharing.Thank's Jao, atleast one person appreciate's photo's nowaday's. I guess we will just exchange via E mail in the future.

[Jaosousa]

Thank's Jao, atleast one person appreciate's photo's nowaday's. I guess we will just exchange via E mail in the future.Chica fotos, every guy on this board appreciates. Photos of venues or photos without chicas, some guys appreciate.

[Enricos]

Thank's Jao, atleast one person appreciate's photo's nowaday's. I guess we will just exchange via E mail in the future.I second that, very nice pics. I'm not a pic taking guy, sorry but I do appreciate and admire you guys who take the time to do such. They always bring back to me memories with some wonderful and not so wonderful chicas. Started going to DR in 1967 and still not tired of the counrty inspite of some of bullshit we have to go through at times.

Every chica has the same story, mom is sick, son broke his leg, no food, someone stole my cell phone, oh well it is what it is.

[Hillbilly69]

Thank's Jao, atleast one person appreciate's photo's nowaday's. I guess we will just exchange via E mail in the future.Take it easy. I didn't relize everyone was supposed to thank people for posting posts, information and pics each time, I thought it goes without saying. If noone ever thanked me for pics or posts it would never hurt my feelings or sway me in any direction, I go to the toot of my own horn though.

[Mr Gogo]

Take it easy. I didn't relize everyone was supposed to thank people for posting posts, information and pics each time, I thought it goes without saying. If no one ever thanked me for pics or posts it would never hurt my feelings or sway me in any direction, I go to the toot of my own horn though.It just makes you wonder somtimes, why bother. I want to thank all the guys for contributing to my forum. I like to mix it up here, pics, videos, info, and convo. The good thing about this forum is you can stray off topic and no one can complain. But a little appeciation is appreciated. The Gogo forum is also about respect.

[Oakie]

It just makes you wonder somtimes, why bother. I want to thank all the guys for contributing to my forum. I like to mix it up here, pics, videos, info, and convo. The good thing about this forum is you can stray off topic and no one can complain. But a little appeciation is appreciated. The Gogo forum is also about respect.The pics and info are always appreciated GG, that's why we hang here.

When I'm down there partying with the locals, because of my honorary status as "no gringo. He's Dominican" (hey, Pooter, it's obviously a term of endearment, not fact) the last thing I want to do is bring out a fucking camera! Although I'd love to. The pictures I do have, group shots in restaurants and bars etc, would ID too many locals if posted here, not to mention my cover would be blown, and not to mention there's a lot of kids in the shots. So with those pictures in my head, I try to give folks a sense of what goes down, in words in this board.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

I haven't been contributing to the board much because I feel that members would rather talk pish posh with each other and I feel my report are a little redundant.

Well today I went to the Barrios on Haina! ! I swear I'm only able to get away with this shit is because I have a "tan". Additionally if I was with another person that would draw suspicion. Anyway, its been over a week and one of my regulars didn't checkin. No $$$ to pay for internet and she says I was calling during hours she couldn't make it to the phone. Whatever. So she claiming she's mad at me for what? Nothing. After about 30 of I'm chatting I get "directions " to where she is. (go straight when you think you should keep straight turn). Cross the bridge to San Cristobal I go. I wait for her at the farmarcia en the Barrio of Haina. You can just feel that everyone knows each other and I was a sore thumb sticking out in my shorts. I've also noticed shorts are like the poor mans uniform aqui. So after waiting for about an half an hour she shows up and off her Damn diet! We'll her body was still tight. But I could she just ate she's that tight.

Short morena with shoulder lenght hair big titts no ass and high cheek bones. When we meet at the farmarcia she swears she knows everyone and everybody is watching her. I thought it was funny until I realized Damn she lives her I'm just passing thru. Well we mounted my jeep. I broke down and rented a jeep from Eurocar for $850 USD for a month.

We were off she and I to have great sex for a bargin. We cross the bridge and as soon as we hit Av. Independencia and the bridge it was like Vegas. All the light of the cabanas lit up the skyline.

I picked the second one hoping for a discount for a bargain shopper like myself. $450RD for an hour. We stayed for 1. 5 hours no extra charge. We had sex BBBJ reverse cow girl (not as good as la negra natalia-GBP / that chica is on another level with her Reverse cowgirl, I'm and love). Missionary the works. I topped off her day by giving her a orange recharge and 150 pesos. Driver her azz deep deep deep into Barrio and her showing me all the people she knew in the streets and how she couldn't be seen or they'll call her a working girl. And she's a school teacher. Image is everything right. Peace. BBL

[Jaosousa]

I haven't been contributing to the board much because I feel that members would rather talk pish posh with each other and I feel my report are a little redundant.

Well today I went to the Barrios on Haina! ! I swear I'm only able to get away with this shit is because I have a "tan". Additionally if I was with another person that would draw suspicion. Anyway, its been over a week and one of my regulars didn't checkin. No $$$ to pay for internet and she says I was calling during hours she couldn't make it to the phone. Whatever. So she claiming she's mad at me for what? Nothing. After about 30 of I'm chatting I get "directions " to where she is. (go straight when you think you should keep straight turn). Cross the bridge to San Cristobal I go. I wait for her at the farmarcia en the Barrio of Haina. You can just feel that everyone knows each other and I was a sore thumb sticking out in my shorts. I've also noticed shorts are like the poor mans uniform aqui. So after waiting for about an half an hour she shows up and off her Damn diet! We'll her body was still tight. But I could she just ate she's that tight.

Short morena with shoulder lenght hair big titts no ass and high cheek bones. When we meet at the farmarcia she swears she knows everyone and everybody is watching her. I thought it was funny until I realized Damn she lives her I'm just passing thru. Well we mounted my jeep. I broke down and rented a jeep from Eurocar for $850 USD for a month.

We were off she and I to have great sex for a bargin. We cross the bridge and as soon as we hit Av. Independencia and the bridge it was like Vegas. All the light of the cabanas lit up the skyline.

I picked the second one hoping for a discount for a bargain shopper like myself. $450RD for an hour. We stayed for 1. 5 hours no extra charge. We had sex BBBJ reverse cow girl (not as good as la negra natalia-GBP / that chica is on another level with her Reverse cowgirl, I'm and love). Missionary the works. I topped off her day by giving her a orange recharge and 150 pesos. Driver her azz deep deep deep into Barrio and her showing me all the people she knew in the streets and how she couldn't be seen or they'll call her a working girl. And she's a school teacher. Image is everything right. Peace. BBLFor Haina, you have to pay the 30 peso toll, after the cabanas, before entering Haina. I drove there one night late, got lost, called the chica, stopped in front of some Colmado, passed my cell phone to a Dominican guy who was standing in front of the Colmado and she told him where I should wait for her, then the guy gave me directions, nice people. Not much light in parts of Haina late at night. First time I was there late, I was a little nervous.

Try to make it San Pedro de Marcoris on the weekend, lots of people hanging out on the Malecon. Hotel Marcorix on the Malecon in San Pedro de Marcoris was a bit of a dump the one time I stayed there. There is a nicer hotel next to the Jumbo store in San Pedro de Marcoris. Very little traffic in San Pedro de Marcoris, lots of motorcycles and chicas on scooters. There are a few cabanas in San Pedro de Marcoris.

When you get gas for the car, get out of the car and look at the pump until it has finished pumping. One worker at a Texaco gas station in La Romana ripped me off. He distracted me by telling me one of my tires was low on air, then he started cleaning the windshield. I didn't look at the pump, I had given him 1000 pesos for gas. After driving away, I noticed the gas needle had barely moved 1/4 of a tank. 1000 pesos of gasoline for a small car will give me more the 1/4 of a tank of gasoline.

Some cute chicas in Bani. Panman said Barahona was nice. Buy some windex to clean the inside glass of the windshield, driving with clean glass makes a big difference at night.

La Romana and Higuey can be fun. Urban Bar in La Romana has some big ass workers. Hotel Don Carlos in Higuey was nice, not expensive and close to the cathedral. Various small bars in Higuey with numerous chicas and I visited one large open air brothel type place in Higuey. If you go to Higuey, you will pass through San Pedro de Marcoris, then La Romana, after La Romana you could stop in Bayahibe, nice beach, public beach near one of the Wyndham hotels. Between San Pedro de Marcoris and La Romana there are caves you can visit, big place with a big sign that you can see from the highway.

I drove one chica home my last trip, she lived in the Herrera neighborhood in Santo Domingo, on a Friday night, there was a ton of people out, a bit crazy driving in Herrera on a Friday night, I wouldn't rush to do it again, I was not a happy camper.

[Mr Enternational]

I haven't been contributing to the board much because I feel that members would rather talk pish posh with each other and I feel my report are a little redundant.Bullshit. We got to talk pish posh with each other until we get your next report. Keep them coming. I'm about ready to come down there so you can teach me the SD ropes.

[Jaosousa]

New paved roads and new plants planted, to spruce up parts of Juan Dolio. New buildings going up.

Costa Blanca development has a service road closer to the bridge that goes to San Pedro de Marcoris. Costa Blanca looks like it will be a big development: http://www.costablanca.com.do/

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

it is 0350am i just walked in. my day started off slow. brushed off one of the bleeders i fucked last week, because i have a bday party to go to. i have a little herminita aqui (a chica i haven't fuck yet). well her mothers bday is today and i was invited and her dad just came back form punta cana. he works their and is gone for months at a time. can we say double life, i know i would. anyway, i do the family thing till i get bored and have to leave. remember she live in via mella, a little ruff.

we if you all haven't figured it out yet i'm a bit of an adventurer. there is this one street on the way to my hermanitas house that reminded me of the forbidden door in the last matrix movie. i just had to see what was down there. wtf whyyyyyyy! bbl? to be honest i didn't think i was going to make it out of this one unrep001hed but divine intervention saved me again.

so the road went on for about 10 minutes at 60 km per hour so i was pretty deep into the barrio. i let my thoughts of self-rightist do gooder thinking consume me as i'm passing packed calmados and bars but not 1 looking safe enough to stop at. the hour was 1130 or so. the streets were packed with dominicans well intoxicated and looking to hook up. i came to a fork in the road. i went left hoping for the best. i encounter more of the same. a couple of turns down dark dirt roads. i'm in deep in a barrio that presented me with a calmado on a dirt road and a wall of dominicans. (heart begins to beat faster. pressure elevated. vision become more acute-no exit. damn) i can go right but it looks like it leads to shit! damn bbl you have at up. with 10k pesos in your wallet. you idiot. ok ok calm down i make it thru the wall of dominicans everyone looking in my vehicle. i make no eye contact, except for a blanquita with nice titts (besides the damn point) i continue only to be disappointed. i'm even deeper in! fuck it u-turn. i hate making u-turns because most often it is a signal that your lost. i have no choice. i get back to the wall they don't part so easily again no eye contact. i find my way back the way i came in some how.

back on the main road maximo gomez i make it to kenndy where i make a right turn and. my night went from being over to just beginning. i pass showgirls. just west of gomez on kennedy. don't take the over pass. black building with lights around the door. i double back and park. guy with shotgun pats you down and checks for accents. i walk in and the fuckin bell from players club goes off! wtf omg nooooo! i almost leave! i'm so glad i didn't. i walk in very defensive but not rude just protective and cautious.

a cute chica that looked ok asked me to sit i like the location so i did. showgirls is set up like a us strip club reminded me of that spot in colombia for those that know it. i found the place to spend the rest of my trip.

the chica that asked me to sit of course is my waitress. now when i walked in i noticed that she had a drink in her hand with i thought was strange and given the crowed she bought it. i order a small prez light and do recon. i'm feeling this place pretty girls i see a hard 8 or 8. 5. nice chica all sizes all tones and shades.

so, the waitress is trying to be a little pushy trying to get me to go with her for 2k pesos upstairs (for as long as i want whaaaaa). i asked about multi leche no problema papi hhhmmmmm no se! plus i'm all fucked#$ out from last night. i later talk to a cuter chica that asked me for 1k to go upstairs. so i still don't know what the deal is. hope i find out tomorrow.

the girls started eating each other out on stage and putting bottles in their pussys#$ i'm in love!

now to the bullshit. remember the with the drink. well she asked me if i want to buy her another drink. but the way it was asked was like i bought the first one. i told her no. she left. no more attention. i ordered 2 more beers total of 1 pequena (150) why 2 grandes (200rd). she brought the bill 980rd! ooooooh noooooo! i remained calm and told her that the bill is wrong. she tried to do the dance papi you said. ooooh nooo mi amor. long story we did that dance for a while the owner / manager boss came over. white lady that looked tuff as hell. i started speaking english told her the deal. new bill 550rd. thank you maam see you tomorrow.

now something for the giggles. i was on such a high and well buzzed. i saw this chick standing on the next corner from the club. my first thought was discounted head for me. she couldn't get a date in the club omg boy o boy! black dress titts out nice b cups. how much 1k no 500rd ok. as soon as i'm joined in the vehicle i get a weird vibe. i guess it wasnt just me cuzz becuse some titts came out and in my face okkk nice. but then i started looking thru liquor ingested at 9pm and again at 12. wait somethings not right. strong cheek bones. raspy voice flat nose, square chin the math is adding and i'm loosing. did i just no no not me! omgggg fuck$* me! i did. sir! i made a mistake i need you to get out! ok chico 500 road. ohhhhh no amor nada es un equivicacion. i'm sorry. some threats and bluffs back and forth he decided that he could make more money not dealing with me and got out. but not before trying to throw something or shoot me or something while getting out. i let him get half way out and i gassed it! no time to hit me or gas me or burn me with some offensive tool from his purse that he was reaching for!

enjoy asses! i know the jokes are coming

peace bbl

[Jaosousa]

Showgirls in Juan Dolio was fun, the chicas would dance nude inside the chained platform. Showgirls in Juan Dolio is closed. I have not been in the Showgirls in Santo Domingo. The Showgirls in Santo Domingo is not in a touristy area.

The she-male streetwalkers in Santo Domingo, I have NOT seen close to the tourist areas. Avoid the SWs on Avenida Ortega and Gasset near Plaza De Salud (which you have to pass if you go to casa theresa azul and casa azul) , also on Ave. San Vincente de Paul in Santo Domingo Este. My last trip I drove a chica to her home in Herrera, Santo Domingo. She lived off some major street called something Aguilar. After I dropped her off, I wanted to get back to the Malecon and return to Gazcue, S. D. I stopped at a Texaco and got gas near the Aguilar Avenue and after getting gas, there was an intersection with two major streets, I didn't see any street signs with names, I didn't know which way to go, lots of cars and motos out on a Friday, I saw three people sitting on a curb near the intersection and pulled over to ask for directions, when I saw them close up, they were she-males, I said to myself, people who see me stopping will think I am trying to pick them up, I ask quickly for the direction of the malecon and they pointed me in some direction.

There is one neighborhood near Villa Mella, that I was told is terrible. When heading north on Maximo Gomez in Villa Mella, you make a left turn off of Maximo Gomez to get to that bad neighborhood.


It is 0350AM I just walked in. My day started off slow...===============================================

Re: Posting TV/TS advisories

Greetings everyone,

I am aware that the vast majority of references to transvestites or transsexuals are legitimate attempts to warn other fellow members about how easy it is to accidentally pickup transvestites or transsexuals, etc. However, past discussions in the Forum has repeatedly demonstrated that the subject simply cannot be discussed intelligently, in any form or for any reason, without being misinterpreted and without starting flame wars.

Please do not post information about or references to transvestites or transsexuals in the Forum. Please read the Forum's Posting Guidelines for further information.

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[Mr Gogo]

it is 0350am i just walked in. my day started off slow. brushed off one of the bleeders i fucked last week, because i have a bday party to go to. i have a little herminita aqui (a chica i haven't fuck yet). well her mothers bday is today and i was invited and her dad just came back form punta cana. he works their and is gone for months at a time. can we say double life, i know i would. anyway, i do the family thing till i get bored and have to leave. remember she live in via mella, a little ruff.

we if you all haven't figured it out yet i'm a bit of an adventurer. there is this one street on the way to my hermanitas house that reminded me of the forbidden door in the last matrix movie. i just had to see what was down there. wtf whyyyyyyy! bbl? to be honest i didn't think i was going to make it out of this one unrep001hed but divine intervention saved me again.

so the road went on for about 10 minutes at 60 km per hour so i was pretty deep into the barrio. i let my thoughts of self-rightist do gooder thinking consume me as i'm passing packed calmados and bars but not 1 looking safe enough to stop at. the hour was 1130 or so. the streets were packed with dominicans well intoxicated and looking to hook up. i came to a fork in the road. i went left hoping for the best. i encounter more of the same. a couple of turns down dark dirt roads. i'm in deep in a barrio that presented me with a calmado on a dirt road and a wall of dominicans. (heart begins to beat faster. pressure elevated. vision become more acute-no exit. damn) i can go right but it looks like it leads to shit! damn bbl you have at up. with 10k pesos in your wallet. you idiot. ok ok calm down i make it thru the wall of dominicans everyone looking in my vehicle. i make no eye contact, except for a blanquita with nice titts (besides the damn point) i continue only to be disappointed. i'm even deeper in! fuck it u-turn. i hate making u-turns because most often it is a signal that your lost. i have no choice. i get back to the wall they don't part so easily again no eye contact. i find my way back the way i came in some how.

back on the main road maximo gomez i make it to kenndy where i make a right turn and. my night went from being over to just beginning. i pass showgirls. just west of gomez on kennedy. don't take the over pass. black building with lights around the door. i double back and park. guy with shotgun pats you down and checks for accents. i walk in and the fuckin bell from players club goes off! wtf omg nooooo! i almost leave! i'm so glad i didn't. i walk in very defensive but not rude just protective and cautious.

a cute chica that looked ok asked me to sit i like the location so i did. showgirls is set up like a us strip club reminded me of that spot in colombia for those that know it. i found the place to spend the rest of my trip.

the chica that asked me to sit of course is my waitress. now when i walked in i noticed that she had a drink in her hand with i thought was strange and given the crowed she bought it. i order a small prez light and do recon. i'm feeling this place pretty girls i see a hard 8 or 8. 5. nice chica all sizes all tones and shades.

so, the waitress is trying to be a little pushy trying to get me to go with her for 2k pesos upstairs (for as long as i want whaaaaa). i asked about multi leche no problema papi hhhmmmmm no se! plus i'm all fucked#$ out from last night. i later talk to a cuter chica that asked me for 1k to go upstairs. so i still don't know what the deal is. hope i find out tomorrow.

the girls started eating each other out on stage and putting bottles in their pussys#$ i'm in love!

now to the bullshit. remember the with the drink. well she asked me if i want to buy her another drink. but the way it was asked was like i bought the first one. i told her no. she left. no more attention. i ordered 2 more beers total of 1 pequena (150) why 2 grandes (200rd). she brought the bill 980rd! ooooooh noooooo! i remained calm and told her that the bill is wrong. she tried to do the dance papi you said. ooooh nooo mi amor. long story we did that dance for a while the owner / manager boss came over. white lady that looked tuff as hell. i started speaking english told her the deal. new bill 550rd. thank you maam see you tomorrow.

now something for the giggles. i was on such a high and well buzzed. i saw this chick standing on the next corner from the club. my first thought was discounted head for me. she couldn't get a date in the club omg boy o boy! black dress titts out nice b cups. how much 1k no 500rd ok. as soon as i'm joined in the vehicle i get a weird vibe. i guess it wasnt just me cuzz becuse some titts came out and in my face okkk nice. but then i started looking thru liquor ingested at 9pm and again at 12. wait somethings not right. strong cheek bones. raspy voice flat nose, square chin the math is adding and i'm loosing. did i just no no not me! omgggg fuck$* me! i did. sir! i made a mistake i need you to get out! ok chico 500 road. ohhhhh no amor nada es un equivicacion. i'm sorry. some threats and bluffs back and forth he decided that he could make more money not dealing with me and got out. but not before trying to throw something or shoot me or something while getting out. i let him get half way out and i gassed it! no time to hit me or gas me or burn me with some offensive tool from his purse that he was reaching for!

enjoy asses! i know the jokes are coming

peace bblman one of the best and funniest reports i've ever read on isg.

[BoricuaOnline]

Enjoy asses! I know the jokes are coming

Peace BBLOk. So now you eat dominican yuca, LOL, what's the chicas name, Hipolita? LOL LOL LOL.

[Chesscat]

That's actually a pretty good report, from a wild night. That happened to me one time, picking up a trannie or travestie or whatever it is, a girl that's actually a guy. Like you, I was wondering what they were going to do, what was there defense, or offense? The dude I was with had a purse too, and it was at the ready, what I mean is I don't know what he had in it, but he was ready to do whatever. So I managed the situation, and we both survived. That's actually a real tricky position to be in. But kudos to you for going off the beaten path to all those dark nightclubs (understated, but true). Good luck bro!

[Professor 1]

Blk Big Bootyluv,

The only thing I'm going to say is I'm glad you got out safely, and did not do the scene from The Crying Game when "she" said "I thought you knew."

[Oakie]

[QUOTE=Blk Big Bootyluv; 1177331.

Wait somethings not right. Strong cheek bones. Raspy voice flat nose, square chin the math is adding and I'm loosing. DID I JUST NO NO NOT ME! OMGGGG FUCK$* ME! I did. Sir! I made a mistake I need you to get out! Ok chico 500 Road. OHHHHH no amor nada es un equivicacion. I'm sorry. Some threats and bluffs back and forth he decided that he could make more money not dealing with me and got out. But not before trying to throw something or shoot me or something while getting out. I let him get half way out and I gassed it! No time to hit me or gas me or burn me with some offensive tool from his purse that he was reaching for!
Enjoy asses! I know the jokes are coming

Peace BBL[/QUOTE]

Happens to most of us sooner or later.

Thing is to extract yourself safely. Most bad outcomes result from pick up and no pay. In my case I paid the RD500, and made a friend for life. Short life as it turned out.

No sense in making enemies. You never know when or where they'll turn up again.

Great report!

[Panman]

BBL nice intel on Showgirls, will definately check it out on the next trip. Maybe Boricua Online can add it to the map later on.

[SavePros321]

New paved roads and new plants planted, to spruce up parts of Juan Dolio. New buildings going up.

Costa Blanca development has a service road closer to the bridge that goes to San Pedro de Marcoris. Costa Blanca looks like it will be a big development:

http://www.costablanca.com.do/Is Juan Dolio a place where you'd have to bring sand (a chica) to the beach? I am reading that it is a half hour away from Boca Chica; does this mean it is an hour from SD? Are there any mongering options is Juan Dolio or is it mainly just a place you would go to enjoy the beach (with a chica you brought with you)?

[Jaosousa]

No problem.

I will abide by your rules.

Thanks.

[Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]===============================================

Re: Posting TV / TS advisories

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[Jaosousa]

Is Juan Dolio a place where you'd have to bring sand (a chica) to the beach? I am reading that it is a half hour away from Boca Chica; does this mean it is an hour from SD? Are there any mongering options is Juan Dolio or is it mainly just a place you would go to enjoy the beach (with a chica you brought with you)?The highway between the santo domingo airport and boca chica at night, is the least enjoyable section of road I have ever driven on. The two directions of traffic are separated by a concrete barrier. The concrete barrier had reflectors installed on them sometime in the past, but they must be caked over with dirt and grime so they don't work now. No overhead lights on the road. There are openings in the concrete barriers where pedestrians, motorcycles and scooters, some with no lights, cross the road. Parts of some lanes were repaved and sit an inch or two higher than the lane next to it. Lane markers with reflective paint just about non existent. Sometimes lots of dust and dirt in the air, black smoke from large trucks and other vehicles. The icing on the cake, cars coming in the opposite direction usually with their high-beams on, will blind you. Some buses have six headlights installed on the front of their vehicles. There have been times at night, when I was driving next to the concrete barrier, I couldn't see the barrier. With clean windshield glass, inside and out, helps with the visibility. The santo domingo airport to the traffic light for boca chica is about a ten minute or less drive (in the daytime).

Once you get to the traffic light where you would go right, to go to boca chica, after that traffic light, the highway to Juan Dolio is excellent. Scenic. 4 lane highway, separated by two metal barriers with about 15 feet of space between the barriers. From the traffic light for boca chica to the start of Juan Dolio, on a nice day. 10 minutes, driving fast. I visited two pay for play venues in Juan Dolio my last trip.

I have a friend who is living in costa del sol condominium building in Juan Dolio. I stop over his apartment to visit. I was waiting for the elevator and when the elevator opened up, two or three attractive chicas exited the elevator. One chica had on a white open t-shirt type shirt, no bra and her nipples were popping through the shirt, nice. That night my friend showed me casa 21 in Juan Dolio. Boricua Online posted photos of that place before. Casa 21 is a new, nice house on a quiet street. You enter the house and there is a large open living area with a platform with a stripper pole and there is an inside courtyard with a pool. The bra-less chica I had seen earlier works there and I when saw here in the casa, she was wearing a bikini. I visited casa 21 around midnight and saw about 4 chicas, they were nice. That night I also visited Caprichos, which had about ten chicas and no other male clients, a few I would consider. VIP is a place on the main highway, which I have seen open a few times.

Near the public beach there are restaurants and bars. At night around that area, in the past I saw a few cute SWs, standing around. During the day I have seen older guys with some cute chicas strolling around Juan Dolio. There freelancers hang out near the All Inclusive hotels sometimes at night. Chocolate Plaza supposedly has some freelancers.

Juan Dolio, from what I have seen, does not have the high concentration of pros, as does Sosua.

If you get bored with Juan Dolio, boca chica is ten minutes away and vice a versa, if you are bored in boca chica you could visit juan dolio. If you get bored with boca and juan dolio, santo domingo is 30 minutes away from boca. If you wanted to you could mix it up, by visiting each place. $40-$50 per night decent hotels are available in boca, juan dolio and santo domingo. Prices for pay for play are comparable to what you would expect to pay in Sosua.

San Pedro de Marcoris is about 10-15 minutes from the eastern part of juan dolio and there are pretty chicas in san pedro de marcoris. On the highway before the bridge into san pedro de marcoris, are 100-200 peso pros.

ISG member Sidney has mongered in Juan Dolio and he has posted that there was available talent at good prices in Juan Dolio.

Juan Dolio and Boca Chica get crowded on the weekends with people from Santo Domingo, usually some talent can be seen. I generally don't like to be at a crowded beach on the weekend, parking is usually a hassle, when the beach is crowded.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

So Sunday I had some business to handle in the morning but I had already made up my mind to go to San Pedro de Marcoris. Kinda got off to a late start. I thought let me do something nice for a chica a take her with me to lunch over there, so she can't say all I do is call for sex (pretty sly ehhhh?) She says she need a few no problemo I was prepared for that remember I had business. So. 3 hours later I say fuck#$ her I'm out. I swung by mega central to admire some chicas and have a snack while I waited. Turns out she was getting her hair done (just say rain check poppie) anyway. Mega is always a treat for me. I can usually catch something. But today No luck. Off I go.

Hit Las Americas 30 pesos at the toll and I'm on my way. Pass Boca Next Juan D then about 45 min or so later I'm pulling into San Pedro. You can feel the difference when you pull in. Given it was Sunday so most of the weekly commerce was sleep. Got some gas made sure to exit my vehicle as Jao pointed out. Then I lost myself as I tend to do so well. Two rights now a left straight then a right wow I made it. Now I'm on the Malecon on San Pedro. Reminds me a little of Pedro Crisante en Sosua with all the bars loud music and people just wandering about. I pulled of the strip and got some wings and a juice from a place called PiZZA something I remember it had a name that kinda a play on words name Pizzass something anyway. The place was "CLEAN" I was surprised. The wings were ok put this is a pizza joint not a wing shack. I get my order back to strip I go.

I pick a bar take my wing and post up. I actually got a spot right at the end of the strip next to the water. Time was about 4pm. The place was just about packed. I ordered a Jumbo prez light 100RD. As soon as I take my first bite of my wing I look up I see 3 chicacitas en the median smiling a giggling at me. The were motioning to share with me. I invited them they looked young and didn't come. L said to myself good 3 minors and a extranjero I don't know might not be a good Idea.

So I stayed for a about 3 hours. I wanted to leave before it got dark. Namely, I had to find my damn& way back to the road. The longer I stayed the more and more packed it got pretty soon there was gridlock. I would have like to have seen who came out when the lights go out. I leave at 7ish. To where you say / Showgirl jajjaj.

I get in all the girls remember me why? Because I'm the asshole that stiffed there co-worker on the drink (that ******) Yea she was there and stayed away she didn't seemed bothered by me so neither was I. I had my eyes on Carmen. AHHH DIOS! She's about 5'6 titts like a coconut salesman. The Girl is gorgeous to me. Timid demeanor on of those chicas that smile and giggle uncontrollably if you look at her. I ordered a Prez Light grande 200RD. I had to endure some teasing from the chicas 1 it was early and the place was nearly empty (10PM) and they thought it was funny because I'm so cheap.

Gorgeous slim light golden hunny dipped spinner was teasing with me and asked me for a beer. I asked her why and for what?"because" no Y? What have you done for me. Nothing ok No. She went and told all the girls. (I know she wouldn't be asking me that if I was Dominican) Anyway. I don't care what the hell she was say I had carmen to chat up. We decide to go upstairs 2k Road (I heard wrong the nite before). Pesos Well Spent.

We get up stairs I see her in the light. HUH wha'the'ya knnow she is pretty but uh ooh we've got a giggly body alert. Oh well her 2 kids wrecked (I image a healthy dose of fried foods). We begin. BBBJ applied condom with mouth (crowd fav) she mounts me ridding me vigorously for a notably short time. Her cardio game is terrible. But hey imma a dooer. We get in doggie OMG! Joyyyy. The was a long lost fav of mine a big ghetto giggly booty. She was great in this position we go at it for a while and then I mount her several pumps after watching her suck her own breast I shot my load.

10 minutes of small talk pix of her kids yada yada yada. Dick* in mouth back we go. The second field is always a challenge for me but carmen was great no complaining smiling like the joker the whole time. Just happy. Multi positions I finish on top of her again. I went back to the bar sweaty and thirsty. But water was 100 pesos Damn! I paid it. Then shared a beer then I left with plans to see carmen today. But I back out. She threw me off when she asked for 2k and I didn't really want to negotiate. I had a good experience with her and I didn't want to ruin it by getting vicious. Maybe next week.

Peace BBL

[Mr Gogo]

So Sunday I had some business to handle in the morning but I had already made up my mind to go to San Pedro de Marcoris. ....Great report bro, see you very soon.

[Jaosousa]

Nice report, keep posting.

My first time in San Pedro de Marcoris, I got lost driving around at night, I asked some motoconcho guy for directions for the road to Juan Dolio, he had a female passenger, when she heard me ask for directions to Juan Dolio, she said "Llevame" (take me) , I laughed, she was cute.

There is a beautiful church in San Pedro de Marcoris near the Malecon. I have driven on the Malecon there at night on the weekend, loads of people, one bar announced a special on large bottles of presidente beer for 50 pesos. Justins is supposedly a popular place in san pedro de marcoris.

100-200 pesos pros on the road after the bridge, near the gas station, when heading back in the direction of Juan Dolio and Santo Domingo. VIP club is on the main highway near Juan Dolio, when heading back towards Santo Domingo.

San Cristobal is an easy drive from Santo Domingo. Some nice chicas in San Cristobal. Mundy Car Wash bar (owned by the former baseball player Raul Mondesi) near the monument; small bar attached to the Texaco gas station, also near the monument, had a sexy bartender. Some liquor store bars up a block or two from the monument.

Liquor store bars are popular in some places, I have seen them in La Vega and San Cristobal.


So Sunday I had some business to handle in the morning but I had already made up my mind to go to San Pedro de Marcoris. Kinda got off to a late start. I thought let me do something nice for a chica a take her with me to lunch over there, so she can't say all I do is call for sex (pretty sly ehhhh?) She says she need a few no problemo I was prepared for that remember I had business. So. 3 hours later I say fuck#$ her I'm out. I swung by mega central to admire some chicas and have a snack while I waited. Turns out she was getting her hair done (just say rain check poppie) anyway. Mega is always a treat for me. I can usually catch something. But today No luck. Off I go.

Hit Las Americas 30 pesos at the toll and I'm on my way. Pass Boca Next Juan D then about 45 min or so later I'm pulling into San Pedro. You can feel the difference when you pull in. Given it was Sunday so most of the weekly commerce was sleep. Got some gas made sure to exit my vehicle as Jao pointed out. Then I lost myself as I tend to do so well. Two rights now a left straight then a right wow I made it. Now I'm on the Malecon on San Pedro. Reminds me a little of Pedro Crisante en Sosua with all the bars loud music and people just wandering about. I pulled of the strip and got some wings and a juice from a place called PiZZA something I remember it had a name that kinda a play on words name Pizzass something anyway. The place was "CLEAN" I was surprised. The wings were ok put this is a pizza joint not a wing shack. I get my order back to strip I go.

I pick a bar take my wing and post up. I actually got a spot right at the end of the strip next to the water. Time was about 4pm. The place was just about packed. I ordered a Jumbo prez light 100RD. As soon as I take my first bite of my wing I look up I see 3 chicacitas en the median smiling a giggling at me. The were motioning to share with me. I invited them they looked young and didn't come. L said to myself good 3 minors and a extranjero I don't know might not be a good Idea.

So I stayed for a about 3 hours. I wanted to leave before it got dark. Namely, I had to find my damn& way back to the road. The longer I stayed the more and more packed it got pretty soon there was gridlock. I would have like to have seen who came out when the lights go out. I leave at 7ish. To where you say / Showgirl jajjaj.

I get in all the girls remember me why? Because I'm the asshole that stiffed there co-worker on the drink (that *) Yea she was there and stayed away she didn't seemed bothered by me so neither was I. I had my eyes on Carmen. AHHH DIOS! She's about 5'6 titts like a coconut salesman. The Girl is gorgeous to me. Timid demeanor on of those chicas that smile and giggle uncontrollably if you look at her. I ordered a Prez Light grande 200RD. I had to endure some teasing from the chicas 1 it was early and the place was nearly empty (10PM) and they thought it was funny because I'm so cheap.

Gorgeous slim light golden hunny dipped spinner was teasing with me and asked me for a beer. I asked her why and for what?"because" no Y? What have you done for me. Nothing ok No. She went and told all the girls. (I know she wouldn't be asking me that if I was Dominican) Anyway. I don't care what the hell she was say I had carmen to chat up. We decide to go upstairs 2k Road (I heard wrong the nite before). Pesos Well Spent.

We get up stairs I see her in the light. HUH wha'the'ya knnow she is pretty but uh ooh we've got a giggly body alert. Oh well her 2 kids wrecked (I image a healthy dose of fried foods). We begin. BBBJ applied condom with mouth (crowd fav) she mounts me ridding me vigorously for a notably short time. Her cardio game is terrible. But hey imma a dooer. We get in doggie OMG! Joyyyy. The was a long lost fav of mine a big ghetto giggly booty. She was great in this position we go at it for a while and then I mount her several pumps after watching her suck her own breast I shot my load.

10 minutes of small talk pix of her kids yada yada yada. Dick* in mouth back we go. The second field is always a challenge for me but carmen was great no complaining smiling like the joker the whole time. Just happy. Multi positions I finish on top of her again. I went back to the bar sweaty and thirsty. But water was 100 pesos Damn! I paid it. Then shared a beer then I left with plans to see carmen today. But I back out. She threw me off when she asked for 2k and I didn't really want to negotiate. I had a good experience with her and I didn't want to ruin it by getting vicious. Maybe next week.

Peace BBL

[Enricos]

Speaking of towns outside of SD I had agreat time in small local bars in Higuey. While on returning to SD from a couple of days in Punta Cana to meet up with a fine chica from Colombia I met back home, I picked up a hot chica on the road waiting for transport in Higuey. I tried to hit on her but to no avail as she said she was madly in love with a guy from Wisconsin and waiting for his return to DR ya right. She did take me around Higuey and introduced me to her male and female friends. Had a great time with them spent the nite with a girl whom I don't remember where or how I met her.

Again a great time, I think, not remembering some things is not so great. At my age I've got to stop being a wildman.

[Enricos]

Just back from a whirlwind trip to DR I'm looking to buy a house or condo there. Met up with my cousin whom happens to be half Dominican he introduced me to the daughter of a friend of his a knockout mama. While in conversation with her she said she had 7 gringos sending her money all thinking that I'll call her Rosita is la novia.

When will some guys realize when they are not there, la novia is fucking others. By the way I had my way with her gratis, well almost a great meal at Tony Roma was included.

[Oakie]

Just back from a whirlwind trip to DR I'm looking to buy a house or condo there. Met up with my cousin whom happens to be half Dominican he introduced me to the daughter of a friend of his a knockout mama. While in conversation with her she said she had 7 gringos sending her money all thinking that I'll call her Rosita is la novia.

When will some guys realize when they are not there, la novia is fucking others. By the way I had my way with her gratis, well almost a great meal at Tony Roma was included.A bit of a contradiction there, Enricos.

You say they are all fucking others, but in your previous post you mention a Higuey chica who is "madly in love" with some Wisconsin dude and wasn't available for you.

Got to keep the hope alive for Western Union novios like me! LOL

[Enricos]

No not really, after I said in love with whomever I said, ya right. As far as not getting to first base with her I can't say why nor do I care. I do know she is in the play for pay game and that is OK with me.

I think the bottom line is where and how you meet your girl. I'd personally prefer the favorita label rather than novia. Favorita implying she is with you when you are there. I'm an old guy and I had be fooled by a church going devote Catholic chica many years ago and it hurt for a longtime.

That is all I have to say on this subject.

[Mr Gogo]

Speaking of towns outside of SD I had agreat time in small local bars in Higuey. While on returning to SD from a couple of days in Punta Cana to meet up with a fine chica from Colombia I met back home, I picked up a hot chica on the road waiting for transport in Higuey. I tried to hit on her but to no avail as she said she was madly in love with a guy from Wisconsin and waiting for his return to DR ya right. She did take me around Higuey and introduced me to her male and female friends. Had a great time with them spent the nite with a girl whom I don't remember where or how I met her.

Again a great time, I think, not remembering some things is not so great. At my age I've got to stop being a wildman.Nice report Enricos, thanks for posting.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

I'm with my Hermanita. I had no expectation just wanted some company on my planned trip to Los Haities. Full report soon.

Peace BBL.

[SavePros321]

What I like about Gogo's forum is that we can veer off topic at leisure. I was doing some reading in the AW forum and found this post. I am totally convinced that Western Union will never have a place in my life, LOL:


Don't! You'll get nothing back on your investment or very little at best. The thought of paying a retainer to reserve your very own little parking space in her pussy pen might sound very appealing, exclusive and trendy even. However, once you get past the euphoria you'll see it makes about as much sense as renting a seaside villa year round on some exotic Caribbean island hideaway while you reside in some frigid corner of North America. Sure you might actually get to visit and use the villa once or twice a year. The rest of the time you're not there strangers are entering and squatting in the villa you're paying maintenance and service fees on. Now compare that to paying for a really nice suite in an upscale hotel where you only pay for the nights you occupy it and for the amenities you use during your stay. It is a much better deal than the former arrangement isn't it?

Sending Western Union remittances to women over long distance will not make them any more loyal or less inclined to fuck others during your absence. Doing so puts you at risk for being financially exploited. If you want to see the same ho again then show her a good time when you're there. It will increase the odds of seeing her again. Save yourself the pain of sending money until your next annual vacation only to have her disappear or come up with some emergency reason for not being able to meet with you. Every time you think of sending a ho money by Western Union imagine yourself alone in your hotel room with your hard dick in one hand and a phone with a busy tone in the other.

[BoricuaOnline]

What I like about Gogo's forum is that we can veer off topic at leisure. I was doing some reading in the AW forum and found this post. I am totally convinced that Western Union will never have a place in my life, LOL:Dominican Republic ranks 85 in world population but ranks 19 in money transfers received via Western Union and other money transfer services. Not all the money comes from mongers but I believe a decent amount of money comes from generous mongers. I met some of the girls I later date when I visit the country using the socials networks, Badoo, Sexy o No, Facebook and others. I have received money transfer requests from some of these girls as early as the first time we chat on MSN. One girl asked for a pizza delivery to her home because she was hungry, using my credit card from Puerto Rico. Several girls have requested Blackberry's, laptops, cameras, even one asked for a SUVs so we can travel across the country and then she will take care of the car when I leave. Of course I never met these girls in person. I believe that if girls do those ridiculous requests it is because some of them are getting what they request. Some of my dominican friends have told me that almost every girl that date foreigners has a network of guys sending them money. Ten guys sending money are better than one, of course. The only problem these girls have is when two of her Western Union boyfriends travel to DR at the same dates. They usually tell their less favorite one that she is going to be on a far away town visiting relatives.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Several girls have requested Blackberry's, laptops, cameras, even one asked for a SUVs so we can travel across the country and then she will take care of the car when I leave. Of course I never met these girls in person. I believe that if girls do those ridiculous requests it is because some of them are getting what they request. Some of my dominican friends have told me that almost every girl that date foreigners has a network of guys sending them money. Ten guys sending money are better than one, of course. The only problem these girls have is when two of her Western Union boyfriends travel to DR at the same dates. They usually tell their less favorite one that she is going to be on a far away town visiting relatives.Ufffff, AMEN to that! "I believe that if girls do those ridiculous requests it is because some of them are getting what they request." "Ten guys sending money are better than one, of course." 10 guys at $50-$100 a shot can become a very lucrative business for these hoe's think about it.

[SavePros321]

The only problem these girls have is when two of her Western Union boyfriends travel to DR at the same dates. They usually tell their less favorite one that she is going to be on a far away town visiting relatives.LOL! That guy (the less favorite one) ends up being this guy:


...only to have her disappear or come up with some emergency reason for not being able to meet with you. Every time you think of sending a ho money by Western Union imagine yourself alone in your hotel room with your hard dick in one hand and a phone with a busy tone in the other.

[Hillbilly69]

Ufffff, AMEN to that! "I believe that if girls do those ridiculous requests it is because some of them are getting what they request." "Ten guys sending money are better than one, of course." 10 guys at $50-$100 a shot can become a very lucrative business for these hoe's think about it.I know guy recently put in jail in the USA makes 4k a week and couldn't come up with bail money, come to find out he recently sent $8500 US dollars to a girl he met on internet from Russia he had been chatting with via webcam. I told his brother to tell him he should of just came with me on a trip would have saved 5k. Oh by the way, once pick up was made Western Union he never heard from her again.

[Oakie]

LOL! That guy (the less favorite one) ends up being this guy:Western Union seems to be the topic of the day, again.

Well, you guys are all having a ball at the expense of those "suckers" who send money to the DR. Patting yourselves on the back.

Enjoy!

I know guys who denigrate other guys who pay for sex. They can't figure out why you pay for something G*the made for free, much less spend thousands of dollars travelling half way around the world just to fuck a ho.

But we know that every guy who pays for sex does it for his own reasons. To him it's worth it.

Likewise sending money to DR.

If those transfer numbers are correct there are a lot of loose, close, and semi close relationships that are being maintained. Sure, there are ripoffs, but that anecdotal stuff is not the norm. There is legitimate value being exchanged. He may be investing in an exclusive GFE with one of the few people he is compatable with, maybe one of the few people who can make it all happen for him. As well, there may be other tangible value in having a well connected lover.

Only if it goes bad, and he still sends money is he an idiot, but I would think that when she stiffs him one way or the other, the money stops.

Signed.

Western Union Novio

[SavePros321]

Western Union seems to be the topic of the day, again.

Well, you guys are all having a ball at the expense of those "suckers" who send money to the DR. Patting yourselves on the back.

Enjoy!

Signed.

Western Union NovioNo one's taking shots at you Oakie. I don't ever recall you saying that your girl has ever made excuses as to why she couldn't see you when you're in town. But on a serious note, have you ever talked to her about what happens if you should pass away and the money stops rolling in? It probably wouldn't matter (being dead and all) but I'm thinking that unless you've got her in your will or estate planning she's keeping her options open in case of such an event.

I've never heard you say anything about marriage or moving to the island permenately, which is why I ask.

Some of the stories I have also heard were of guys trying to pay family members of the chica to spy on her and keep her in check, not realizing that the family will always lie and cover for the girl as long as the money keeps rolling in (it would not be in their best interest to tell the truth, realizing that the money stops once the truth is out). I wouldn't also be surprised of guys paying "outside" (the family) spies to check up on the chica, only to have the outside spy approach said chica, let her know what the deal is, and promise to keep his or her mouth shut in exchange for some of the wire transfer money.

But that's just paranoid me :)

And I'm sure everyone has heard the story of the chica married to an Italian (who lived in Italy) who was getting knocked up by the locals while he was away, and then hiding the kids at her mom's house when the Italian came to town, which was only about once or twice every year (I'm sure the nationalities of the gent in this story change frequently depending on who the story is being told by, LOL).

[Oakie]

No one's taking shots at you Oakie. I don't ever recall you saying that your girl has ever made excuses as to why she couldn't see you when you're in town. But on a serious note, have you ever talked to her about what happens if you should pass away and the money stops rolling in? It probably wouldn't matter (being dead and all) but I'm thinking that unless you've got her in your will or estate planning she's keeping her options open in case of such an event.

I've never heard you say anything about marriage or moving to the island permenately, which is why I ask.

Some of the stories I have also heard were of guys trying to pay family members of the chica to spy on her and keep her in check, not realizing that the family will always lie and cover for the girl as long as the money keeps rolling in (it would not be in their best interest to tell the truth, realizing that the money stops once the truth is out). I wouldn't also be surprised of guys paying "outside" (the family) spies to check up on the chica, only to have the outside spy approach said chica, let her know what the deal is, and promise to keep his or her mouth shut in exchange for some of the wire transfer money.

But that's just paranoid me.

And I'm sure everyone has heard the story of the chica married to an Italian (who lived in Italy) who was getting knocked up by the locals while he was away, and then hiding the kids at her mom's house when the Italian came to town, which was only about once or twice every year (I'm sure the nationalities of the gent in this story change frequently depending on who the story is being told by, LOL).Hey good buddy, no one's taking offense here. I know I'm asking for a little flak here, and expected it!

This is a great open forum for all points of view.

I could come in here, bragging about all my freebies, or I can come in here and tell you guys what's going down for me as honestly as I can. I think my Sosua story is helpful to some not so jaded monger who may be contemplating some kind of a "relationship" for the sake of a guaranteed no hassle convenience. Nobody knows, including me, where this thing will end up, and I will be the first to tell you guys how and why it turned to shit. It may even turn out as a warning.

I made my living in negotiations, conflict resolution and deal making, so figuring people's motivations is not a problem for me. If I had to worry about what she's doing down there, there'd be no point. So spying is a non starter for me, anyway I have access to her family and friends without reservations. And I can pick up vibes. The consensus is she's happy with our arrangement. I told her my amigos say I'm loco and she says tell them they are estupido and know nothing about true love! Yeah she actually said that! LOL.

A girl friend back home told me I was stupid for trying to look for faults when I had a gift horse. She said that's a sure way to fuck it up.

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Disclamer this going to be a multi post story.

So I decided that I'll do Las Terrenas (LT) and Los Haitises this weekend but I didn't want to do it alone. Let me back up a little. So last week while at my hermanitas Helga house remember it was her moms Birthday (no blood relation) I invited her and her friend Nancy to join me in LT.

Her friend Nancy is a average looking morena very thin but curvy. Nice sex appeal but not the stunter you would find in a Casa. I would definatly fucker$- though without a doubt. Anyway my herminita tried to push her on me a couple of times but nancy is very very shy and was responding too slowly to my advances. Plus my hermanita was sending mixed signals to us both.

Well Last week we all met for lunch and finally I was getting some action from Nancy. I don't think my hermanita liked it because she came up with every reason under the sun to exclude Nany. Now mind you I was fully prepared to either go without sex and or get some action in LT from the local pros. I was prepared to be the rich uncle / big brother and enjoy the excursion with 2 very very doable chica. Boy was I way off.

I convinced my hermanita that it would be better if she spent the night at my place and we left SD in the wee hours of the morning. She agreed only to tell me no by lunch time. I was not a happy camper. Remeber She lives in Via Mella which is out of the way to get to the new highway to Samana. I told her te molesta con esa cosa. She arrived at my place at 9 pm.

I was content with just sleeping and leaving in the morning No expectations. Wrong again. I prepared dinner for us and we showered seperately but she put on some tiny tiny shorts and a see through top. I said to myself hmmm whats going here. But still I thought nothing of it. We bedded down I went fast asleep while she watched novelas.

I was awakened by her talkn in my ear, ! Estas dormiendo chico! Ahhh now I'm not thanks. I couldn't believe the signs I was getting. The tossing and turning the talking the playing in the bed OMG she wants to fuck. I was shocked because she was adimate about being "hermanos". So the kissing and touching went on for about an hour. I get her naked with the promise nothing would happen jajajaja. So by now she's on fire and I'm pretty worked up but in the back of my mind I'm expecting some BS. I got to put the condom on she says no pones eso. Ehhhh? Uh ooo. I see a trick coming. I ignored that offer to go bearback and begin the intercorse only to have her stop me when I get in good. She said not like this no not like this. I know what she ment. She wanted to have sex while on vacation. I sharred that thought with her and she LOL and covered her face laughing. She slapped me softly I'm sure it was because I embarrassed her a little. I relented only to be mounted a couple of seconds later. We did the do her long legs stretching up way past my head.

Oh did I mention she's a model and beautiful lightly tanned morena. She's 5'10 or 5'11 about 128 lbs and all legs! I was pretty proud and happy to be banging a model. So we carried on for another hour then to sleep. I got no head even though I gave her some. I figured she would be one of these pretty chicas that don't suck dick$. Wrong again.

Next story will be LT and Los Haitises

[Jaosousa]

Western Union seems to be the topic of the day, again.Xoom probably has better rates.

[BoricuaOnline]

So by now she's on fire and I'm pretty worked up but in the back of my mind I'm expecting some BS. I got to put the condom on she says no pones eso. Ehhhh? Uh ooo. I see a trick coming.So no yuca for her? LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Oh did I mention she's a model and beautiful lightly tanned morena. She's 5'10 or 5'11 about 128 lbs and all legs! I was pretty proud and happy to be banging a model. So we carried on for another hour then to sleep. I got no head even though I gave her some. I figured she would be one of these pretty chicas that don't suck dick$. Wrong again.You lucky dog. Shit I would have hit it raw and skeeted in or on her mouth. You had already ate the disease so you might as well. I got to get down there to make me some stories, but this Asia thing is hard to break away from.

[Carrib]

Great report BBB, yes you lucky ass! Keep bringing the stories man

Ent, My buddy wants me to roll to Pattaya this fall but I need to get back to SDQ...One more trip to asia will keep my freq flyer status, tho.hmm decisions decisions..

[Mr Gogo]

You lucky dog. Shit I would have hit it raw and skeeted in or on her mouth. You had already ate the disease so you might as well. I got to get down there to make me some stories, but this Asia thing is hard to break away from.I got to agree with Mr. E on that one. On a romantic getaway, with a model that I didn't expect pussy from, and as I'm putting on a condom and she says "no condom". I probally would have blown my load with excitement on the spot.

[Mr Gogo]

This is going to be my only report, because I told BBL I was his guest and I enjoyed his reports more than mine.

While waiting at the airport checking out the competition, couldn't help but notice the new differences. Only one brother with a jersey and number and he was with a chic. Four black girls on a girl vacation, and four Dominican guys who were gong home. But there was one brother who had on a tee shirt that was trying to play on "Organ donor". His tee said "Orgasamn donor, which gave his intentions away. Just left Classicos and he is still sporting that shirt.

BBl was looking one way and didn't see me at the airport. So I giggled to myself as I tip toes into his blind spot. I stuck my hand in his rib and said "stickum up", he laughed and we were on our way. For those of you who don't know BBL has been in the DR reporting on my forum for two months. Well we leave the airport and come to the main road with a stop sign. BBL never hits his breaks and whips the car into a small gap between motoconchos and cars. Then we are off to the hotel but stop for a quick cervesa, its 3 o clock. Next thing I know its 8:30pm and we are fucked up at the same bar. Alot of shit happened in those few hours, but I let BBL repot that. Has anyone mastered the secret about taking it slow in Sosua on your first day back?

[SavePros321]

Then we are off to the hotel but stop for a quick cervesa, its 3 o clock. Next thing I know its 8:30pm and we are fucked up at the same bar. Alot of shit happened in those few hours, but I let BBL repot that. Has anyone mastered the secret about taking it slow in Sosua on your first day back?Nope. I usually don't let up off the gas pedal until Sunday afternoon after I've banged my last chica, packed my bags, and am on my way to the airport to be transported back to Sex Prison.

If Classico's was 10 to 1 yesterday then I can only image what it's going to look like tonight, Friday, and Saturday! Enjoy your trip.

[Oakie]

Has anyone mastered the secret about taking it slow in Sosua on your first day back?Yeah, but only for about 10 minutes, while sucking on that first Presidente, contemplating what earthly delights are in store for this trip. The hotel can wait!

You don't have to figure it out tho, cause it just happens around you and you jump in.

I feel you could almost write a best seller out of every trip, and we look forward to hearing yours.

Nice to know Sosua still has that little magic.

[Frannie]

Then we are off to the hotel but stop for a quick cervesa, its 3 o clock. Next thing I know its 8:30pm and we are fucked up at the same bar. Alot of shit happened in those few hours, but I let BBL repot that. Has anyone mastered the secret about taking it slow in Sosua on your first day back?So you didn't reach the hotel until after 8 30 pm? So why are you teasing us about what happened in those missing 5 1-2 hours?

[Mr Gogo]

So you didn't reach the hotel until after 8 30 pm? So why are you teasing us about what happened in those missing 5 1-2 hours?I actually took ten minutes to check into the hotel. I threw my bags in the room, put some money in the safe, and ran back to where we were. One of my girls just opened a very nice place. Its called the "Secret spot", see if you can find it. Here are some pics of four roses girls.

[Frannie]

I actually took ten minutes to check into the hotel. I threw my bags in the room, put some money in the safe, and ran back to where we were. One of my girls just opened a very nice place. Its called the "Secret spot", see if you can find it. Here are some pics of four roses girls.Isn't that then name of the cabanas up near Playa Chiquita?

[Mr Gogo]

After saying I wasnt going to post, sorry but I have to. Savepros I've been having a ball. Thinking about making my trip a few more days. Maybe because I over did it my first day, but everything is going great. Not trying to interfere with BBLs reporting, but I love Sosua again. Damn! I want to write a report, but its going to have to wait till the fun is over. Just a quick overview. Fucking a deaf mute, head in the bathroom while my girlfriends sister is being distacted by BBl, picking up random chicas on the street. Hell, I haven't even gotten around to fucking my regulars yet. I've got pics, reports, and videos but don't have time to post, aint that a *****. Yall got to wait till this shit slow down.

[Mr Gogo]

After mucho sexo and passion we are awoken by 3 blaring alarms. Time 5am, we agreed that the traffic will be ridiculous if

We leave any later. By 530am we were out the door and on the road. We took las americas hwy to the new road that leads to Samana. I forgot the prices of each toll but we were flabbergasted when we encountered 3 different pajes totally over 350 pesos for the entire journey round trip about 600 pesos or just under. The road is very very nice and free of many travelers because many don't want to pay the toll. We passed many small towns and few very gas stations; so, if you make the journey be sure to gas up. The last paje was near the junction for Nagua and Samana. However our favorite Dominican Gov. Is constructing as new paje right before you enter Sanchez. (the city were the road to Las Terrenas) The trip is pretty easy and there are plenty of signs to lead you in the right direction.

All of you that have made the journey to LT knows how dangerous and yet breathtaking the views are very impressionable and worth the drive in my humble opinion. To arrive from Sanchez a LT you have to take the old mountain pass{ (LOL) hilarious to say that out loud}. Anyway we cross the mountains stopped and took pictures. We arrived in LT I had reservations at

Several hotels thru a sight Jao provided me with last year. But I wanted a spot on the beach. So, when arrived we called them and I went to several hotels on the beach. I'm cheap so I didn't like the prices plus I truly wanted to return to Playa Bonita.

Playa Bonita is a area of LT that is (use to be) under developed. But now because of a huge gigantic even construction project many of the areas have been improved.

When last I was in LT I stopped by Hotel Acanya in Playa bonita. It is directly on the beach they have a restaurant that sits

Just off the beach (food is pretty good). The rooms have no TV, the experience is more of a eco / disconnect from technology

Vacation. There is an on sight surf school the owner is a French guy who looks to have partnered with family and imported

Other workers. Our room was 65 USD a nite but I paid about 67 because the exchange rate was higher that day; although, the respecionista charged me at the lower rate. Whatever. So as soon as we got in to room I pushed her up against the wall.

We began the kissing game I ripped her titts out of tanktop and started squeezing and sucking them well. The passion

Increased I pulled her panties down, pressed firmly against her pinning her to the wall. I DATY she was more than pleased

And off we went to the bed to hacer el amor. After some love making and a nap up we got to have some lunch.

We bouth mounted the economy 3 cylinder picante and into the city we went to have some lunch. We stopped at a restaurant on the main road next to the regional "Clasicos" named La Bodega. The food was very very good. Its a Italian restaurant

After the food we drove along the beach towards Samana. To arrive at Samana you have to stay on that road and after about an hour or so we arrived. Samana appeared slightly more metropolitan and larger than LT. We drove along the Malecon there tons of local guys offering tours of the harbor and the area for 60-120 USD. In the harbor sits a small island that can be

Reached by boat. The tour guides looked a little ruff and rugged so I was a little discouraged from going with them in a boat

With my chica. The sales pitch was a quick day trip the island (about 5-10 minutes) we could take drinks and food and explore. Its like a jungle island. We took picture and back to LT we went. Made it back to the beach front hotel. Hit me room and

Hacer mas el amor.

Los Haities next with fotos.

Peace BBL

[Mr Gogo]

The trip report below is actually BBL using my laptop.

[SavePros321]

After saying I wasnt going to post, sorry but I have to. Savepros I've been having a ball. Thinking about making my trip a few more days. Maybe because I over did it my first day, but everything is going great. Not trying to interfere with BBLs reporting, but I love Sosua again. Damn! I want to write a report, but its going to have to wait till the fun is over. Just a quick overview. Fucking a deaf mute, head in the bathroom while my girlfriends sister is being distacted by BBl, picking up random chicas on the street. Hell, I haven't even gotten around to fucking my regulars yet. I've got pics, reports, and videos but don't have time to post, aint that a *****. Yall got to wait till this shit slow down.Damn man, you know I was supposed to be waiting until the end of this fall semester before I made it back down there. Now you've got me looking at the entire academic calender trying to see which dates I can squeeze a "quickie" in without missing too much in the class room, LOL. The last time I went down there during the school year I took all of my books with me and set them on the dresser in my hotel room next to my bed, determined to crack them open during the trip. Other than taking them out of my suitcase, the only other time I touched the books was to put them back in my suitcase, LOL! Glad to hear you're having a blast. Feel free to mega-overdo it; I know I will :)

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

Oops. In Sosua con GoGo and new wingmen. Having a goodtime. Kinda fucked up from my regulars. However enjoying the fellowship and seeing loose beautiful women.

Sosua appears to be trying to make a come back. I see less national police. I've only seen several chicas being arrested or transported to other locations via police escort. The mongeres definitely are present but in deminished numbers. Its cool having few crouds but not at the cost of quality of service.

My opinion.

Peace BBL


The trip report below is actually BBL using my laptop.

[Mr Gogo]

Damn man, you know I was supposed to be waiting until the end of this fall semester before I made it back down there. Now you've got me looking at the entire academic calender trying to see which dates I can squeeze a "quickie" in without missing too much in the class room, LOL. The last time I went down there during the school year I took all of my books with me and set them on the dresser in my hotel room next to my bed, determined to crack them open during the trip. Other than taking them out of my suitcase, the only other time I touched the books was to put them back in my suitcase, LOL! Glad to hear you're having a blast. Feel free to mega-overdo it; I know I will :)To me Wednesday was a lot better than Thursday and Friday is slower than Thursday. Friday used to have a lot of energy, currently its very quiet. Its looking like everyone knows it might be a police raid and no one told me. Its like the weekend warriors are here and people don't want to be involved, but its also only 9pm. I'm not sure if I'm going to Classicos tonight, because the number of men has increased. Wednesday it was 10 (girls) to 1. Thursday it was 4 to 1. I'm scared tonight might be 1 to 1. I just don't think the girls are getting easy money anymore. There is no more romance and weekend girlfriends. The ex Brazil guys are making these girls fuck hard for the money, and some girls just stay home.

[SavePros321]

How would you like to own a $300, 000 home for $16? Only in Texas baby, LOL!

Fuck T-Pain; this is the only brotha that should be singing "All I do is win!" :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w22EOq7IsTk&feature=related

Look at all the hateful-ass comments below the video, haha.

[Mr Gogo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMQ92PUIOM

I will do the final in a couple days. But I would like your selection here and why. If you know who won please keep quiet.

[SavePros321]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMQ92PUIOM

I will do the final in a couple days. But I would like your selection here and why. If you know who won please keep quiet.I don't see not one girl in those photos that ANY chica from La Passions could compete with. Those guys up in Costambar know what they are doing when it comes to fine chicas!. I dare them to hold a BB's vs. La Passions bikini contest. It could be held at a neutral place like New Garden.

Anyone is welcome to steal my idea, LOL!

[Hillbilly69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMQ92PUIOM

I will do the final in a couple days. But I would like your selection here and why. If you know who won please keep quiet.What about these ones?

[Jaosousa]

From Dealnews: "Delta offers free Gogo In-Flight WiFi ($12. 95 value) on all qualified flights via coupon code "DIETCOKEGOGO". (You redeem this code when purchasing the service during your flight.)"

"Using Gogo's exclusive network and services, passengers with laptops and other Wi-Fi enabled devices can get online on all domestic AirTran Airways, Delta Air Lines, Virgin America flights and on select Air Canada, Alaska Airlines, American Airlines, United Airlines and US Airways flights, Frontier Airlines coming soon – as well as on thousands of business aircraft – bringing the total to more than 6,000 Gogo equipped aircraft to date."

http://www.gogoair.com/gogo/cms/delta.do

[Mr Gogo]

From Dealnews: "Delta offers free Gogo In-Flight WiFi ($12. 95 value) on all qualified flights via coupon code "DIETCOKEGOGO". (You redeem this code when purchasing the service during your flight.)"

"Using Gogo's exclusive network and services, passengers with laptops and other Wi-Fi enabled devices can get online on all domestic AirTran Airways, Delta Air Lines, Virgin America flights and on select Air Canada, Alaska Airlines, American Airlines, United Airlines and US Airways flights, Frontier Airlines coming soon – as well as on thousands of business aircraft – bringing the total to more than 6, 000 Gogo equipped aircraft to date."

http://www.gogoair.com/gogo/cms/delta.doI flew American out of POP today, and I heard them mention some "Gogo shit". But I was playing dumb, I wasnt going to acknowledge any GoGo shit.

[Mr Gogo]

From Dealnews: "Delta offers free Gogo In-Flight WiFi ($12. 95 value) on all qualified flights via coupon code "DIETCOKEGOGO". (You redeem this code when purchasing the service during your flight.)"

"Using Gogo's exclusive network and services, passengers with laptops and other Wi-Fi enabled devices can get online on all domestic AirTran Airways, Delta Air Lines, Virgin America flights and on select Air Canada, Alaska Airlines, American Airlines, United Airlines and US Airways flights, Frontier Airlines coming soon – as well as on thousands of business aircraft – bringing the total to more than 6, 000 Gogo equipped aircraft to date."

http://www.gogoair.com/gogo/cms/delta.doI flew American out of POP today, and I heard them mention some "Gogo shit". But I was playing dumb, I wasnt going to acknowledge any GoGo shit.

[Jaosousa]

I flew American out of POP today, and I heard them mention some "Gogo shit". But I was playing dumb, I wasnt going to acknowledge any GoGo shit.Overall how would you rate the New Sosua?

Medellin you consider a better Monger location?

[Blk Big Bootyluv]

You know all my favs are the top 10.

BBL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMQ92PUIOM

I will do the final in a couple days. But I would like your selection here and why. If you know who won please keep quiet.

[Mr Gogo]

Overall how would you rate the New Sosua?

Medellin you consider a better Monger location?Medellin is my secret spot so I won't expose it here. Overall the "New Sosua' is still the shit. But the weekend crowd is driving up prices and fucking up the game. Earlier in the week the girls are locking in for 2k pesos TLN on the weekend the word is "cien". BBL showed me a lot of ex Sosua girls are still tricking in PP via the internet. Pussy can be had it depends on your level. Its like Sosua is now for the pay cien guys. Jao check your email and I will explain further.

Oh yeah! Guys I put two hours into the video, now I see guys on the PP board asking what the girls from BB look like. Where is the repect? Already we have lost several veterans because of the new posters bullshit, where does it end?

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Medellin is my secret spot so I won't expose it here.Shouldn't this post have been a PM then? He he LOL

[SavePros321]

Overall the "New Sosua' is still the shit. But the weekend crowd is driving up prices and fucking up the game. Earlier in the week the girls are locking in for 2k pesos TLN on the weekend the word is "cien".
There were some deals earlier in the week. Before this trip I didn't think these girls knew how to say"cien".Took the words right out of my mouth bro.

[Carrib]

I have been to Medellin several times and trust me, it will never be Sosua. First and foremost Medellin is city with a pop of nearly 3 million? Vs a sleepy beach town that barely cracks 100k residents? Absolutely no comparison and I must admit that I have never been to Sosua, however, with the recent bickering going on in that thread, I don't think I am missing much.

The problem with Sosua is that it is such a small town that any large influx of mongers overwhelms the market, especially with a limited supply of chicas and casas. Larger cities like Rio, Medellin, Bangkok and even Santo Domingo have more options and more women-the sheer number of available sex workers can absorb the demand and still provide good options.

As you know Gogo, there is no strip in Medellin and the locals will never tolerate the loud and unruly gringo flaunting their cash and mongering out in the open.

[TomJackin]

The problem with Sosua is that it is such a small town that any large influx of mongers overwhelms the market, especially with a limited supply of chicas and casas. Larger cities like Rio, Medellin, Bangkok and even Santo Domingo have more options and more women-the sheer number of available sex workers can absorb the demand and still provide good options.Absolutely no comparison, but yet you compare. I was in Medellin last August, and even though I enjoyed the place, I enjoy Sosua a lot better.

Sosua is a beach town with plenty of chica options. I do think that the Columbian women are the finest built and beautiful to boot, but the GFE is missing, but IMHO.

"The problem with Sosua is that it is such a small town that any large influx of mongers overwhelms the market, especially with a limited supply of chicas and casas."

How in the hell can you comment on the problem with Sosua, and never been there. Next week will be my forth trip within a year; come on down and let's check out these so called problems!

[Mr Gogo]

As I get older I desire a certain relationship when dealing with women. Is it a wife? No. Is it love? No. I think its companionship with mutual respect minus the bullshit that might eventually lead to something else. I say this because my Thai girlfriend has been fucking me silly the last couple days, more than I was getting fucked in Sosua (maybe its the lingering effects of Cialis). I'm just sitting back evaluating which women have what I desire.

The only time my Thai girl reacts negatively about race is when she sees me talking to a black girl and says"is that your new black girlfriend', in fact the other day I said she was developing a black girls ass, which she embraced and smiled. She has more money than me because she is frugal and respects the dollar, whereas I'm willing to go into debt for something I want. She goes to Church and has problems with our pre marriage sex routine, but does it to make me happy. If I met her in Thailand would I bring her back to the states if I wanted a wife? Maybe.

Colombian girls are so sweet and ladylike that if I was 25 and looking for a wife they might get a shot. A Puerto Rican friend of mine has a Colombian wife. She cooks, cleans and is always fresh, while he is a dog and has actually fucked girls in their bed, but she loves him to death. He said the only negative is she won't leave him for his cheating.

Dominicanas. Could never trust them let alone marry one and bring her to the states. Lack of self knowledge, lack of acceptance regarding American culture (they are always right) , most can't be domesticated, and open minded regarding sexual freedom. Please understand this doesn't apply to all, but I can comfortably say"most". Oakie said it the best"even though he loves his girl, he still is uncomfortable with certain ways she views things". I have ten Dominicanas where I work, and they seem lost and introverted. The exception is one Dominicana from NY who has become my play sister, but she gives the pussy up to quick and guys dog her (goes to her sexual freedom attitude).

I guess what I'm getting at is even though we go to the DR for whatever we are looking for (sex, romance, companionship, fantasy) keep it in perspective. I ask myself,"why am I searching for what I have at home?" Its because I like the adventure and I'm just a dog.

[Jaosousa]

I have been to Medellin several times and trust me, it will never be Sosua. First and foremost Medellin is city with a pop of nearly 3 million? Vs a sleepy beach town that barely cracks 100k residents? Absolutely no comparison and I must admit that I have never been to Sosua, however, with the recent bickering going on in that thread, I don't think I am missing much.

The problem with Sosua is that it is such a small town that any large influx of mongers overwhelms the market, especially with a limited supply of chicas and casas. Larger cities like Rio, Medellin, Bangkok and even Santo Domingo have more options and more women-the sheer number of available sex workers can absorb the demand and still provide good options.

As you know Gogo, there is no strip in Medellin and the locals will never tolerate the loud and unruly gringo flaunting their cash and mongering out in the open.Thanks.

Are the larger hotels in Medellin chica friendly? (or are they like some larger hotels in Santo Domingo, where it is difficult to bring a chica to your room, unless you gave her name at the time of check-in).

I am contemplating a September trip to Medellin, I have never been to Colombia.

Today, American Airlines has JFK to SDQ, September non-stop flights, $299US round-trip (includes all taxes). Last week AA was $402US for the same flights.

I may go for 7 nights at the napolitano hotel in Santo Domingo (chica friendly, free breakfast, pool, free wifi, close to zona colonial) , air + hotel package on orbitz $719US (using a discount code). I have never stayed at the Napolitano before.

I have a comfort level in DR, I know chicas in DR, shorter flight. Medellin would be brand new, a learning curve.

[Mr Gogo]

Absolutely no comparison, but yet you compare. I was in Medellin last August, and even though I enjoyed the place, I enjoy Sosua a lot better.

Sosua is a beach town with plenty of chica options. I do think that the Columbian women are the finest built and beautiful to boot, but the GFE is missing, but IMHO.

"The problem with Sosua is that it is such a small town that any large influx of mongers overwhelms the market, especially with a limited supply of chicas and casas."

How in the hell can you comment on the problem with Sosua, and never been there. Next week will be my forth trip within a year; come on down and let's check out these so called problems!I think the comparison Carrib makes is accurate even though he has never been to Sosua. Medellin demands more respect and has just as much to offer, but its not an open air sex market. Sosua is point and click and Medellin takes more work. Tomjackin is correct also by saying GFE is harder to come by, but it is there if you are willing to take the risk, most guys arent. Also Carrib is correct in saying that Medellin is a big city whereas Sosua is a sleepy beach town. Medellin is more low key and will never allow a run by mongerers, which I love. The city has respect. Sosua is still going through changes trying to find its identity which reflects the confusion within the Dominican society. Tomjackin, Medellin has the casas, la mayorista, el centro, strip clubs etc which with due diligence surpasses Sosuas one strip. But thanks for posting in the Gogo forum guys, much appreciated.

[Carrib]

I was responding to this quote from Gogo, just one of many similar comments in the Sosua thread.

"There were some deals earlier in the week. Before this trip I didn't think these girls knew how to say"cien".

Sorry bro, I would love to take you on that offer. Pero mi novia esta en Santo Domingo.

Did you say no GFE in Medellin? I found this one in Fase Dos a few years back. I left for Cartegena and she called me two days straight until I returned to MDE. Great GFE. I have always found GFE in MDE, now I had to pay her the first time but after she bugged me for days. Took her on a date to Mangos and fucked her that night at no charge. My buddy was much luckier than I

[Jaosousa]

I think the comparison Carrib makes is accurate even though he has never been to Sosua. Medellin demands more respect and has just as much to offer, but its not an open air sex market. Sosua is point and click and Medellin takes more work. Tomjackin is correct also by saying GFE is harder to come by, but it is there if you are willing to take the risk, most guys arent. Also Carrib is correct in saying that Medellin is a big city whereas Sosua is a sleepy beach town. Medellin is more low key and will never allow a run by mongerers, which I love. The city has respect. Sosua is still going through changes trying to find its identity which reflects the confusion within the Dominican society. Tomjackin, Medellin has the casas, la mayorista, el centro, strip clubs etc which with due diligence surpasses Sosuas one strip. But thanks for posting in the Gogo forum guys, much appreciated.Thanks,

I can probably get a good rate on the Sheraton in Medellin. Also I have a discount for Orbitz, air and hotel package, I just don't know if any of the bigger hotels in Medellin are chica friendly (Sheraton, Intercontinental, Royal, Estelar etc).

Jetblue is now matching American Airlines, with $299US round-trip fares, new york to santo domingo, in September, (non-stop, three and half hours). I can do a package deal. 7 nights and air, for $438US staying at the hotel europa in santo domingo, or $538US air and 7 nights at the barcelo capella all inclusive in juan dolio.

Medellin, the airfare is more, it will be over a 7 hour journey from new york. I am tempted to go to Medellin. DR is easy in many ways.

[Hillbilly69]

Thanks,

I can probably get a good rate on the Sheraton in Medellin. Also I have a discount for Orbitz, air and hotel package, I just don't know if any of the bigger hotels in Medellin are chica friendly (Sheraton, Intercontinental, Royal, Estelar etc).I have stayed at most the hotels you have mentioned and add Pablado Plaza and Holiday Inn Express Medellin, but I would stay here http://pobladorentals.com/information.php?id_item=401 Bbrocs Lleras apartment for 100 night 2 bedroom point blank on Parque Lleras. I doubt I will step foot in another hotel after staying there.

[Jaosousa]

I have stayed at most the hotels you have mentioned and add Pablado Plaza and Holiday Inn Express Medellin, but I would stay here.

http://pobladorentals.com/information.php?id_item=401

Bbrocs Lleras apartment for 100 night 2 bedroom point blank on Parque Lleras. I doubt I will step foot in another hotel after staying there.Thanks.

Are the Sheraton, Intercontinental, dann Carlton, Estelar Hotels, Royal, chica friendly in Medellin?

Some large hotels in santo domingo are not chica friendly.

Staying in condo rentals are a great way to go.

I can probably get the Sheraton in Medellin at a very good rate, so I am curious about that hotel and the other bigger hotels in Medellin, thanks.

[Mr Gogo]

Yesterday nine airports were granted landing rights in Cuba for charter flights. Baltimore, Tampa, New Orleans, Fll, AtL, Chicago, Dallas, Houston and San juan.

[Carrib]

I believe HB69 addressed most of your questions. I have never stayed in a hotel in Colombia so I would not be a good resource on hotel info. The Poblado area and Parque LLeras (pronounced JAY-RAS) are the two best neighborhoods. The first couple of times, I took the lazy route and stayed at the old Medellin Mansion, In Cartegena, I rented a duplex apt from Mery Salence. I think I still have her info somewhere.

Regardless whether you stay at the Mansion, I would highly recommend stopping by on a Sunday afternoon, they usually have a nice crew of stunning paisas lounging around.

There are many casas in MDE and I think Gogo mentioned a few. Loutron is the most expensive, then there is San Diego and Mayorista. There are several nightclubs in MDE and strip clubs (I only know Fase Dos). This is Gogo's board for the DR, so I won't write too much about Colombia-email me if you have any more questions.

[Mr Gogo]

I believe HB69 addressed most of your questions. I have never stayed in a hotel in Colombia so I would not be a good resource on hotel info. The Poblado area and Parque LLeras (pronounced JAY-RAS) are the two best neighborhoods. The first couple of times, I took the lazy route and stayed at the old Medellin Mansion, In Cartegena, I rented a duplex apt from Mery Salence. I think I still have her info somewhere.

Regardless whether you stay at the Mansion, I would highly recommend stopping by on a Sunday afternoon, they usually have a nice crew of stunning paisas lounging around.

There are many casas in MDE and I think Gogo mentioned a few. Loutron is the most expensive, then there is San Diego and Mayorista. There are several nightclubs in MDE and strip clubs (I only know Fase Dos). This is Gogo's board for the DR, so I won't write too much about Colombia-email me if you have any more questions.The good thing about the Gogo forum is that we can stray into other topics. As I emailed Jao, I always use First American realty. John and Rich are great. They also have airport pickup with Carmillo who is completely reiiable. I get a two bedroom penthouse in El Pablado for 100usd a night. They require a four night minimum stay and ten percent deposit. El Pablado is great but very hilly. My second stay I stayed in Envigado and loved it more than El Pablado. I was reluctant to give info here about Colombia but its my forum so I'm obligated to help the members. Medellin has lutrons, Sandiego, Luna luneras, and the el cento spots which are very seedy. Jao would be a good fit for Medellin but most guys arent. If your there more than four days I wouldn't recommend getting a hotel. The reasons are most hotels arent girl friendly, girls arent as comfortable as when you have your own Penthouse, everybody sees you coming and going.

As I told Jao, most guys are scared of Medellin because of bad press, which is good for me. After my last visit last week to Sosua I'm now watching flights for a return to MDE. Medellin girls are prettier and more sincere. And the daytime activities knocks Sosuas daytime activities out the box. Okay I've said enough.

[Jaosousa]

The good thing about the Gogo forum is that we can stray into other topics. As I emailed Jao, I always use First American realty. John and Rich are great. They also have airport pickup with Carmillo who is completely reliable. I get a two bedroom penthouse in El Pablado for 100usd a night. They require a four night minimum stay and ten percent deposit. El Pablado is great but very hilly. My second stay I stayed in Envigado and loved it more than El Pablado. I was reluctant to give info here about Colombia but its my forum so I'm obligated to help the members. Medellin has lutrons, Sandiego, Luna luneras, and the el cento spots which are very seedy. Jao would be a good fit for Medellin but most guys arent. If your there more than four days I wouldn't recommend getting a hotel. The reasons are most hotels arent girl friendly, girls arent as comfortable as when you have your own Penthouse, everybody sees you coming and going.

As I told Jao, most guys are scared of Medellin because of bad press, which is good for me. After my last visit last week to Sosua I'm now watching flights for a return to MDE. Medellin girls are prettier and more sincere. And the daytime activities knocks Sosuas daytime activities out the box. Okay I've said enough.Medellin must be great, I asked twice in the Colombia board, if particular large hotels in Medellin are chica friendly and guys who know Medellin can't seem to respond (I'll make long distance phone calls to the hotels in Medellin to find out their guest policy, so much for trying to getting free, fast info from the guys on the Colombia board). I won't waste my time asking anything more in the Colombia thread.

Any guy who asks a question here in the Dominican Republic board, if a particular hotel is chica friendly, that guy will get an answer within a day on this board. Can't say the same for the Colombia board.

[Manizales911]

I believe HB69 addressed most of your questions. I have never stayed in a hotel in Colombia so I would not be a good resource on hotel info. The Poblado area and Parque LLeras (pronounced JAY-RAS) are the two best neighborhoods. The first couple of times, I took the lazy route and stayed at the old Medellin Mansion, In Cartegena, I rented a duplex apt from Mery Salence. I think I still have her info somewhere.

Regardless whether you stay at the Mansion, I would highly recommend stopping by on a Sunday afternoon, they usually have a nice crew of stunning paisas lounging around.

There are many casas in MDE and I think Gogo mentioned a few. Loutron is the most expensive, then there is San Diego and Mayorista. There are several nightclubs in MDE and strip clubs (I only know Fase Dos). This is Gogo's board for the DR, so I won't write too much about Colombia-email me if you have any more questions.Carrib,

You can not "stop by" the Mansion unless you are renting a room there. It is a private hotel not a brothel, non-guests are turned away at the gate.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

Yesterday nine airports were granted landing rights in Cuba for charter flights. Baltimore, Tampa, New Orleans, Fll, AtL, Chicago, Dallas, Houston and San juan.This is my dream but is that even legal? I mean still how do you get around the US federal travel embargo?

[Jaosousa]

Carrib, Hillbilly69 and Mr Go Go offered me info on Medellin. I appreciate their help.

I would think that some expert on Medellin, on the Colombia board, would be able to answer a simple question regarding the chica friendliness of the large, major hotels in Medellin. No one has responded to my questions on the Colombia board, I guess all the Colombia experts are busy banging their paises and have no time to answer a simple question.


Carrib,

You can not "stop by" the Mansion unless you are renting a room there. It is a private hotel not a brothel, non-guests are turned away at the gate.

[Mr Gogo]

This is my dream but is that even legal? I mean still how do you get around the US federal travel embargo?From what I understand Religious and educational groups are the first to be allowed. When I called I was told there is a "people to people" status that is now being allowed for tourists. Remember you can't say" I want to go mongerer". You would have to go as a tourist and do sightseeing, and stay in a plannned (tourist) enviornment. I'm sure you can free lance while there but you have to go as a planned group. If you need the connection PM me.

[Hillbilly69]

This is my dream but is that even legal? I mean still how do you get around the US federal travel embargo?You ever sit in Miami airport and watch the Cuba flights on the departure arrival screen?

[Carrib]

Medellin must be great, I asked twice in the Colombia board, if particular large hotels in Medellin are chica friendly and guys who know Medellin can't seem to respond (I'll make long distance phone calls to the hotels in Medellin to find out their guest policy, so much for trying to getting free, fast info from the guys on the Colombia board). I won't waste my time asking anything more in the Colombia thread.

Any guy who asks a question here in the Dominican Republic board, if a particular hotel is chica friendly, that guy will get an answer within a day on this board. Can't say the same for the Colombia board.My guess that most of them have never stayed in a hotel in Colombia and don't know the answer. Maniziales, you are right but the last time I was there, there were several guys who werent staying there that stopped by but that was when it was called the Medellin Mansion and Aussi Greg was running it. Now as Casa Blanca, things may have changed, it has been a few years.

Gogo- "Most guys are scared of Medellin because of bad press." Ha! MDE lives up to its reputation and guys are always reminded that they are in Colombia when they stray and disrespect the natural order of things. Even the Mansion was robbed a few years back, guests were held at gun point, money and passports were stolen. Problem? The American embassy is in Bogota, ouch!

Cuba-My sister is currently in cuba now for some dance culture program, though travel restrictions have eazed, you are not allowed to travel to cuba freely (at least not yet). Must have family or some cultural or educational purpose.

[FoxesHunter]

There are many casas in MDE and I think Gogo mentioned a few. Loutron is the most expensive, then there is San Diego and Mayorista. There are several nightclubs in MDE and strip clubs (I only know Fase Dos). This is Gogo's board for the DR, so I won't write too much about Colombia-email me if you have any more questions.I was at La Mayorista in February I liked it very much. They have low prices for fucking and cheap food.

I met some wonderful girls but in those days you have to think about fuckiing, fucking and fucking only. If you stay there more than 4-5 dyas you need to run away from La Mayorista.

[Manizales911]

Medellin must be great, I asked twice in the Colombia board, if particular large hotels in Medellin are chica friendly and guys who know Medellin can't seem to respond (I'll make long distance phone calls to the hotels in Medellin to find out their guest policy, so much for trying to getting free, fast info from the guys on the Colombia board). I won't waste my time asking anything more in the Colombia thread.

Any guy who asks a question here in the Dominican Republic board, if a particular hotel is chica friendly, that guy will get an answer within a day on this board. Can't say the same for the Colombia board.I missed your post otherwise I would have answered it sooner.

None of the hotels you asked about are chica friendly, I don't know about the Royal. As with everything in Colombia you can buy off the doormen in some of these places but not consistently so I don't bother staying at these places anymore, I have gotten girls into the Dann Carton several times just by walking them in but I was also caught once too which I found a little embarassing so I don't bother. I've done the same thing in Santo Domingo also but I wouldn't do it there again either. You would be better served getting an apartment such as the ones that member Bbrocs has to offer. The large hotels are also way overpriced. I hope this answers your question.

[MiamiHeatLuver]

You ever sit in Miami airport and watch the Cuba flights on the departure arrival screen?I see it all the time. Families waiting for loved ones they haven't seen in years, all the crying and hugs but my thought was they always received some kind of political asylum visa or something along those lines. I don't see any gringos getting off those planes though.

[Flaco Loco]

Medellin must be great, I asked twice in the Colombia board, if particular large hotels in Medellin are chica friendly and guys who know Medellin can't seem to respond (I'll make long distance phone calls to the hotels in Medellin to find out their guest policy, so much for trying to getting free, fast info from the guys on the Colombia board). I won't waste my time asking anything more in the Colombia thread.

Any guy who asks a question here in the Dominican Republic board, if a particular hotel is chica friendly, that guy will get an answer within a day on this board. Can't say the same for the Colombia board.Jao,

The apartments are beautiful and reasonable, no need for a hotel. I have been once, I loved it. It isn't easy to meet girls in bars / clubs since they all travel with guys even if tthey are single. There is a possibility of non-pro daytime game. I hit a casa and enjoyed my self. Fucking on premises but accommodation left alot to be desired.

I also met up with some online girls that wifed me up for the remainder of my trip so I didn't really monger much. I will say this, cheap and quality girls! Nice, clean city,

Good food, reasonable prices.

[Jaosousa]

Jao,

The apartments are beautiful and reasonable, no need for a hotel. I have been once, I loved it. It isn't easy to meet girls in bars / clubs since they all travel with guys even if they are single. There is a possibility of non-pro daytime game. I hit a casa and enjoyed my self. Fucking on premises but accommodation left alot to be desired.

I also met up with some online girls that wifed me up for the remainder of my trip so I didn't really monger much. I will say this, cheap and quality girls! Nice, clean city,

Good food, reasonable prices.I have a family member who works for a large hotel company and he can get me a good room rate at a large hotel in Medellin (the company he works for has no hotels in DR). A nice hotel at a good rate, with a swimming pool, breakfast buffet included, free wifi and chica friendly, would be nice, especially for a first time visitor to a city. I agree with you, apartment rentals are usually the best way to go for mongering purposes.

My first trip to Santo Domingo, I stayed at the Marriott Jaragua Hotel (which is not 100% chica friendly). As a first time visitor to a city, sometimes it is more comfortable to stay in a big hotel, until you get you get to know a city. Some guys have points with some hotel companies and they may prefer to use a hotel from that company.

[Jaosousa]

Dame un chin (give me a little).

Stayed two nights at the Barcelo Capella all inclusive in Juan Dolio, with a longtime amiga. Nice room facing the beach. Hemingway Condominium building is next door. There was a group of about 5 African American women staying at the Capella, not the first time I have seen groups of African-American women in DR. Barcelo Capella is not an ultra fancy all inclusive (it is nice) , rates are about $60US per person, all the food and drink you can consume (coral costa caribe is another all inclusive in Juan Dolio, the barcelo is a nicer hotel). A few sexy waitresses from san pedro de marcoris, in skirts. There was a 27 year old tourist guy at the capella and he was with a sexy dominicana, who had nice tits and ass. I met tourists from Germany and Aruba, at the bar near the pool, friendly. I would suggest not to get a check out date on a Sunday, many Dominicans come to the Capella on the weekend and checkout Sunday afternoon, the line can get super long. Lobby is open air, no fans and usually hot. Wifi is $10US per day. Years ago I brought in a chica to the Capella, the hotel charged a $50US guest fee, which allowed the chica to sleep in my room and food and drink for her.

Returning to the States, I had an 8pm flight out of Santo Domingo, to New York. The flight only had 44 passengers, which was nice. Arrived into JFK around midnight. An Air Jamaica and another flight from DR landed around the same time. Immigration had three officers checking passports for US citizens. The wait to go through immigration was close to an hour (felt like Walmart, one cashier for 100 people). I spoke with one woman who was on the Air Jamaica flight, she said she would never fly with Air Jamaica again. First time ever, that when I got to the baggage carousal, my bag was there and the carousal had been turned off. Took the airport train to the rental car companies.

Rented a car with Hertz to drive home. I was given a Chevrolet Cruze, nice car. I start driving the car, and the transmission is whining and the engine RPM is at 5000, at 40mph. I was like WTF. I pull off the Cross Bronx Expressway in the Bronx at 1:30am to try and figure out what is up with the transmission and the high RPM. I discover that the Chevrolet Cruze has some kind of manual transmission option, but there is no clutch pedal. To change gears you have to move the gear shifter forward or backward, with no clutch pedal. I was later told, when I returned the car, that there is an automatic transmission mode if you move the gear shifter over to the right one inch, now I know, if I ever rent the Cruze again. I arrived at my home around 4am.

[Jaosousa]

Jao,

The apartments are beautiful and reasonable, no need for a hotel. I have been once, I loved it. It isn't easy to meet girls in bars / clubs since they all travel with guys even if tthey are single. There is a possibility of non-pro daytime game. I hit a casa and enjoyed my self. Fucking on premises but accommodation left alot to be desired.

I also met up with some online girls that wifed me up for the remainder of my trip so I didn't really monger much. I will say this, cheap and quality girls! Nice, clean city,

Good food, reasonable prices.I will give you some examples. Orbitz had a promotion a few months ago, I posted the info on the ISG. Book two nights at select hotels and Orbitz would give you a promo code good for $200US off a future 5 night or more, air and hotel package. I did it and received the $200US off promo code. I was thinking about using that promo code for a package deal to Medellin.

Instead, the Monger Gods have tempted me with $299US round-trip, non-stop flights to DR. If I want, I can do 5 nights in DR in September. Barcelo Capella All Inclusive. 5 nights in September, air and hotel package is $615 on Orbitz, for a solo traveler. I have the $200US off coupon, so the price drops to $415US. Assuming $299US is for airfare ($415-$299=$116, assuming $116 is what the hotel gets, $116 divided by 5 nights = $23US per night at a decent all inclusive hotel, all the food and drink you want).

Flying into SDQ airport there are numerous hotels that I can book for a package deal, using the above mentioned coupon. Hotel Napolitano is chica friendly, has a pool, free breakfast and free wifi. Using the same formula as above, the Napolitano would cost about $48US per night. (which is about what some small hotels may charge, some with no pools and some with no free breakfast). Barcelo Santo Domingo Hotel club premium rooms, wifi, breakfast, some free drinks and snacks, two pools, chica friendly, would be about $64 per night (taxes included). Most large hotels that offer free breakfast, it is usually an all you can eat breakfast buffet.

As you said, apartment rentals are usually best. However, some large hotels in Santo Domingo are chica friendly and if you can plan your travel dates for slow season and use available promotions, you can get good value by staying at some large hotels.

[Hillbilly69]

No one has responded to my questions on the Colombia board.I don't see some of your posts because of time delay.

Intercontinental in Medellin or Cali I never had a Problem with chicas, but have heard of people getting turned away. Poblado Plaza chica friendly no problems next to Mc Donalds Hard Rock Cafe, Oviedo Mall. Holiday Inn express which I think is nicest of them I never had problem but I heard of people having issues. Estelar Apartments near Sante Fe Mall is chica friendly http://www.hotelesestelar.com/es/linea-apartamentos/apartamentos-estelar-medellin Relize there is more than one Estelar. I will be in Cartagena early Sept.

[Mr Gogo]

Here are some pics of the condo I use when staying in Medellin.

[Jaosousa]

Here are some pics of the condo I use when staying in Medellin.Nice live in Maid. I love her no pants, no panties uniform.

[Jaosousa]

I missed your post otherwise I would have answered it sooner.

None of the hotels you asked about are chica friendly, I don't know about the Royal. As with everything in Colombia you can buy off the doormen in some of these places but not consistently so I don't bother staying at these places anymore, I have gotten girls into the Dann Carton several times just by walking them in but I was also caught once too which I found a little embarrassing so I don't bother. I've done the same thing in Santo Domingo also but I wouldn't do it there again either. You would be better served getting an apartment such as the ones that member Bbrocs has to offer. The large hotels are also way overpriced. I hope this answers your question.Thank you.

Estelar has three properties in Medellin, two hotels and one location called apartamentos. The three offer free wifi and include a breakfast buffet, rates staring at $75 per night.

Porton Medellin Hotel offers a breakfast buffet, free wifi and free admission to BodyTech gym, prices starting at $95US per night. With a package deal and orbitz promo code, I would have paid less per night.

Free wifi and a breakfast buffet, for under $75 per night and chica friendly, in a nice building, would be fine with me (especially for a first time visit to a city).

Another large hotel in Medellin with a pool, I would have paid about a third of the normal rate.

I'll continue to watch the airfare prices for Medellin and I will try and meet some colombianas online before a future trip. For a variety of reasons, I had to make a decision somewhat fast between Colombia and DR.

I will follow the advice of Mr Go Go, Carrib, Flaco, Miami Heat Luver, HB69 and stay at an apartment in Medellin.

Thanks again for your assistance.

(and Panman who convinced me to return to DR, LOL).

[SavePros321]

For you CR guys the thread over there is reporting that the Sportsman's lodge got robbed:

http://www.amcostarica.com/080411.htm#31

This paragraph:

"The two hotel robberies are not unique. There have been other such crimes in the city center. In two cases, the crooks went from room to room to awaken guests and take their possessions and money..."

is just a reminder that this could happen anywhere; even Sosua. And as another member reported it's already happened before at the (old) Medellin Mansion (and in addition to being robbed all the guest were tied up!). It's been mentioned before that:


Tough economic times, crime will go up.and this is true for any area tourist frequent. Those security guards walking around Sosua at night with the shotguns only serve as a false sense of security, LOL.

[Bad Apple2]

I recieved a phone call from one of my girls at 1am, she works at one of the more popular bars. She said it was dead, and this was a Friday night. She said Classicos was basically supporting Sosua in the night. She recently left Santo Domingo to give Sosua another try (she said because I wouldn't send money) , but now she wants to go back to SD. She said if she is going to do nothing atleast in Sd she can be around family.This wouldn't be lorena would it LOL

[SavePros321]

Anyone else's 401k taking a beating, lol?

Looks like the Dow might be trading below 11000 before the day is over.

On the plus side, oil is trading below $84 which will eventually make the price you pay at the pump cheaper. So far I'm seeing $3.37 in my neck of the woods; down from $3.59 last week when oil was trading above $95 a barrel.

If you wait long enough you may get your airfare cheaper, but I'm betting the airlines will drag their asses to reflect the above data in their ticket prices.

Happy Monday :)

[Mr Gogo]

Dame un chin (give me a little).

Stayed two nights at the Barcelo Capella all inclusive in Juan Dolio, with a longtime amiga...Nice report Jao, thanks for posting.

[Flaco Loco]

I will give you some examples. Orbitz had a promotion a few months ago, I posted the info on the ISG. Book two nights at select hotels and Orbitz would give you a promo code good for $200US off a future 5 night or more, air and hotel package. I did it and received the $200US off promo code. I was thinking about using that promo code for a package deal to Medellin.

Instead, the Monger Gods have tempted me with $299US round-trip, non-stop flights to DR. If I want, I can do 5 nights in DR in September. Barcelo Capella All Inclusive. 5 nights in September, air and hotel package is $615 on Orbitz, for a solo traveler. I have the $200US off coupon, so the price drops to $415US. Assuming $299US is for airfare ($415-$299=$116, assuming $116 is what the hotel gets, $116 divided by 5 nights = $23US per night at a decent all inclusive hotel, all the food and drink you want).

Flying into SDQ airport there are numerous hotels that I can book for a package deal, using the above mentioned coupon. Hotel Napolitano is chica friendly, has a pool, free breakfast and free wifi. Using the same formula as above, the Napolitano would cost about $48US per night. (which is about what some small hotels may charge, some with no pools and some with no free breakfast). Barcelo Santo Domingo Hotel club premium rooms, wifi, breakfast, some free drinks and snacks, two pools, chica friendly, would be about $64 per night (taxes included). Most large hotels that offer free breakfast, it is usually an all you can eat breakfast buffet.

As you said, apartment rentals are usually best. However, some large hotels in Santo Domingo are chica friendly and if you can plan your travel dates for slow season and use available promotions, you can get good value by staying at some large hotels.Good point! I am up in the tristate also for a few months and saw that Capella deal. I don't think I will have time for a trip, but I always look at deals and at least dream. So you bought for 2, with your chica? Or you paid for a guest? How would it be if you went down and made a reservation down in the DR? Just curious, it sounds like a

Good trip to take a long time chica for a few days.

[Jaosousa]

Good point! I am up in the tristate also for a few months and saw that Capella deal. I don't think I will have time for a trip, but I always look at deals and at least dream. So you bought for 2, with your chica? Or you paid for a guest? How would it be if you went down and made a reservation down in the DR? Just curious, it sounds like a

Good trip to take a long time chica for a few days.For an Orbitz booking online, all they ask for is my name (single or double occupancy room). When I check-in, the chica is with me or if she will be coming later, I tell the hotel that the other guest will check in later and no problem. Because it is an all inclusive and food and drink is included for everyone who stays at the hotel, single occupancy room rates, will be cheaper than double occupancy room rates.

One time I traveled with a wingman and stayed at the Capella, we shared a room. I knew some chica from online and invited her to the capella, the capella charged me $50 to allow that chica into the hotel and she slept in my room and she had access the bars and restaurants.

[BoricuaOnline]

Dame un chin (give me a little).

Stayed two nights at the Barcelo Capella all inclusive in Juan Dolio, with a longtime amiga. .I am going to Barcello Capella next Friday with my favorite girl. I got a $110 per night deal with a local agency promotion is "for puertoricans only". Capella webpage is showing prices from $146 during August, it goes down to $100 in September. I believe there is still high season for all iclusives because there are a few without rooms available. I am going to spend my last night in the city in Barcelo Santo Domingo, I got a nice deal there for a Super premium room (thanks Jao) with some free amenities besides breakfast and an executive level room. I will report of how "nice or not" is to spend a few days with my favorite chica.

[Jaosousa]

I am going to Barcello Capella next Friday with my favorite girl. I got a $110 per night deal with a local agency promotion is "for puertoricans only". Capella webpage is showing prices from $146 during August, it goes down to $100 in September. I believe there is still high season for all iclusives because there are a few without rooms available. I am going to spend my last night in the city in Barcelo Santo Domingo, I got a nice deal there for a Super premium room (thanks Jao) with some free amenities besides breakfast and an executive level room. I will report of how "nice or not" is to spend a few days with my favorite chica.Beach view rooms on the second floor seem nicer, first floor room seemed to have more mosquitoes.

Two pools at the capella, the pool closer to the lobby is bigger and has a slide. There is a buffet restaurant near that pool, that they open on the weekend.

Entertainment shows were fun on the weekends.

La Brisa Restaurant about three blocks from the Capella has Karaoke. Attached to La Brisa restaurant is a small grocery store and a pharmacy. La Brisa has free wifi. La Brisa is about a half a block past the banco popular, which has a watchie-man, easy, safe walk from the capella.

Capella has a small disco on the beach.

There will be another ISG member at the Capella with his SDQ chica, this month.

Capella has electronic in room safes, free.

Barcelo Santo Domingo was recently refurbished. It is on the corner of Avenida Maximo Gomez and Avenida 27 de Febrero, busy streets. The hotel is across the street from a US consulate type building, Courtyard by Marriott hotel is on Maximo Gomez, APEC and UTESA Universities are on Maximo Gomez and a Supermercado Nacional grocery store on Maximo Gomez. I have never stayed at the Barcelo Santo Domingo, but I will be staying there soon. Barcelo Santo Domingo, I have been told is guest friendly.

[Mr Enternational]

From what I understand Religious and educational groups are the first to be allowed. When I called I was told there is a "people to people" status that is now being allowed for tourists. Remember you can't say" I want to go mongerer". You would have to go as a tourist and do sightseeing, and stay in a plannned (tourist) enviornment. I'm sure you can free lance while there but you have to go as a planned group. If you need the connection PM me.A U.S citizen has always been legally allowed to go to Cuba no problem. They have only needed to ask permission from the U.S. government first. If they did not and were later found out then they would face a fine between $1,000 and $2,000.

[Revere]

Boriquaonline, hey I will be there Saturday at Capella with a chica from SDQ. Hit me up we should meet up on Saturday.

[Jaosousa]

Boriquaonline, hey I will be there Saturday at Capella with a chica from SDQ. Hit me up we should meet up on Saturday.If you meet up with Boricua Online, you guys could leave your chicas in the hotel and visit casa 21 and caprichos for un rato. (the excuse I sometimes use is, I have to go and help a friend with his car, if the chica insists on going, I tell her the friend broke down in bad neighborhood and it is better if she doesn't come, most Dominican chicas will not break balls if you disappear for a bit. Por un rato).

Casa 21 is a nice house about 5 minutes or less from the Capella, by car. There were some cute chicas the one time I stopped in there, I don't know the prices. They are available for takeout.

Standing in front of the capella you will see a tourist shop across the street, that shop does money exchange. If you drive to your right (while standing with you back to the capella entrance) , you will be on a new road that has condominium buildings, the first one you will pass is hemingway, then Costa Del Sol. About 1/2 mile from the capella on that road, you can make a left and then at the next cross street make a right and Casa 21 will be on that side street (number of the house is 21). Caprichos is two minutes from casa 21 on the Boulevard (main road in juan dolio).

Decameron Casino has a bar on the second floor with signed memorabilia from famous Dominicans, in sports and music, signed baseball equipment and clothes (Vlad Guerrero, Jose Reyes etc) and signed clothes and musical instruments (Frank Reyes and others). I got very drunk at that bar one night and then went back to the capella with a chica I had invited from Santo Domingo, she was drunk too, it was a fun night and morning.

Miss America Latina contestants were at the capella one time, when I stayed there.

Caprichos used to be called Ilusiones, the building is the same.

[Jaosousa]

Nice report Jao, thanks for posting.Thanks.

I sometimes stay in a small house in a Barrio in DR. The streets are narrow there, so I pull the rental car up onto part of the sidewalk in front of the house, so other cars and trucks can more easily pass.

That house can get very hot. Before my last trip, I went to Lowes and bought a $30US 42 inch ceiling fan with a light. The light bulb for that fan uses a small size candelabra type bulb, I bought a compact fluorescent type bulb that fit it. I also bought a $5 dollar cheap tool set at Lowes, (multi-screwdriver, razor knife, pliers, tape measure) and brought that with me to DR and left it in the house where I stay. I installed the ceiling fan in the room where I sometimes stay and it makes a difference, room is cooler (counterclockwise fan direction for cooling). To buy a ceiling fan in DR, the cheapest I saw were about $100US made by Westinghouse. (The box for the 42 inch $30US ceiling fan is not overly big and fit in my luggage). The metal ceiling box to attach to a piece of wood in the ceiling, they sell in Jumbo or Iberia. Iberia has a good hardware department.

Next trip, I will probably buy some padlocks and bring them with me, for the house in DR. Masterlock makes a shrouded version, that makes it difficult to get bolt cutters onto. I am also looking at the disc locks. Thieves have tried to break into that house in the middle of the night, with people in the house.

Coaxial crimper tool and connectors to make good connections for the TV, can be useful to have in DR for some homes, not expensive to buy here in the states. I used to have Time Warner Cable for my TV and the reception was not great, so I bought a motorola signal booster for the TV signal, http://www.amazon.com/Motorola-Booster-484095-001-00-Bi-Directional-Amplifier/dp/B000066E6Y

I switched over to Directv and didn't need the motorola signal booster and brought the Motorola to the house in DR and it has improved the reception on the televisions there.

My last night in DR, I stayed at the Embassy Suites in Juan Dolio. I checked in around midnight, after getting McDonalds at a drive through window in San Pedro de Marcoris.

I had a nice long swim at the beach in Juan Dolio, about two hours before I arrived at the airport.

I do like a cup of tea with half and half (milk and cream). I could not find Half and Half in Jumbo. I bought milk in Jumbo, (non-refrigerated milk in a box by parmalat) and a quart size refrigerated container of Crema. I mixed the Crema with the milk, to make half and half. (I will bring some tea bags from Sainsbury, on my next trip).

[Mr Gogo]

Now that I'm back from a recent trip I have had a time to reflect. My problems stemmed on how and when to give back being I consider myself privleged and blessed.

While hanging out with my man BBL in Sosua I had an interesting situation. Me and BBl were sitting at 4 roses when I saw this homeless Haitian guy having a hard time. I always think if my ancestors caught a different ship that the guy could be me, so I sympathize. Anyway I asked the guy over to buy him a beer. He stated that his Dominican girlfriends family doesn't approve of him and that he was jobless and basically homeless. Well I gave him some money and he was thrilled. Understand that BBL is a smart guy with his money and didn't approve but I wasnt listening. Me and BBL decide to go to after one nite club, but the Haitian guy stated he has never been and didn't have clothes. Needless to say I offered the shirt off my back. We go to the club with BBL shaking his head and me in a tee shirt, hell the Haitian dude looked better in my shit than me. Well the next day the dude is waiting outside the hotel wanting to hang with"his brother". I had to tell him I can't hunt with him around which hurt his feelings. I would see him over my trip and he would seem heartbroken.

Now back in the states I'm evaluating this situation. This homeless person who I had seen but never spoken to walked up to me on my job and handed me a note (true story). The note basically said"You are a good person and your underappreciated but I know your heart is good. Beware of hustlers and people who gossip". Damn what is going on? So I searched this person out to further understand.

I had to run this by my mentor who is a veteran on this board who I have never met. And he said its about giving of yourself with people who don't expect more. Understand this guy from this board has always told me about the family from the bario he visits every trip with clothes, toys, and food. He said"its like their lives change when I come but its really them that changes my life". My point is give selectively, to those who really need.

[Mr Gogo]

The Sosua board is busy talking about about money exchange vendors, and the Santo Domingo board is busy with a guy that wants to get pissed over 40peso (1usd). So lets see if we can pickup the slack for people stopping by Gogos neighborhood.

[Mr Gogo]

Alot of people have been asking about Medellin so I thought I would post my first visit there. My loyalty is to the DR and my fellow posters so this is appropiate.

Medellin:

Started the day with a two hour morning walk. The fresh air after a rain, along with the uphill walks, give the lungs a needed boost.

Woke the fellas up at noon for our field trip. After a 17min down hill walk arrived at Poblado metro station. Paid the 3k fare and headed to San Antonio station. On the metro we stand out like a crooked titty. I'm in brown loafers, light brown jeans, brown laren polo shirt, and fake Versace sunglasses. Upon arrival at SA, walked out of the metro into an open air flea market. Fresh fruit, shoes, hats, cell phone minutes etc. Beautiful women everywhere. A few guys get something to eat while I people watch. It seems Colombian people are very focused and on a mission. No taking your time and bullshitting around like in the DR. After a couple hours there returned to the house, killed a couple Heinekens and watched latin videos on channel 79.

Met the fellas at Parque Lleras, a place called Cacao. It was a corner lot and great for sight seeing. They also had a live band. Two Cuba Libres cost 19kcop.

Mayorista:

Left Cacao's at 11pm in a taxi. A few minutes later we made a right to go under an overpass. To my left I see two homeless people. To my right I see two tricks in a dark corner. The two cabs emptied and we paid 7k to each driver. The air was no longer fresh. I see seedy hotels with sinister people lurking around. The girls had battle scars, tight hoochie outfits, shit I even saw a couple grandma's tricking. We were now in the gutter, but I'm a gutter guy.

Next to Playa hotel is a disco called Ver something. Reggaeton music was playing, with limited lighting. There appeared to be one way in and one way out. Because of this I grabbed a table outside for now. Ray is a New york born but now living in Miami, Puerto Rican. He speaks the best spanish and is fearless. He goes in with the other guys, then comes and gets us. He picks two tables in the center but I see two tables against the wall that are better. Everyone has a seat but Ray, who is acting like our security guard. We tell him the play doesn't call for that and he chills. I got Paoula's number for a backup later. After a couple hours we leave and head to Sandiego strip club.

At Sandiego, the bosses watch the girls like hawks. Natalie finishes dancing and asks me for a propina. I give her a 10k note and some of my rum. After a couple hours of drinking and watching Natalie, I tell her to take my number and call me tomorrow for an afternoon delight. She says no and pushes my phone away from her. My boy then whispers to me that the girls are being watched. She reaches under the table and I pass her my phone. She disappears into the bathroom for ten minutes. I'm glad I didn't have any valuable numbers on it. Well the club is closing and were there waiting for a couple guys to finish fucking. The lights came on in the club reminding us to get the fuck out. We finally leave and I see six dancers huddled up like they were calling a football play. I move to say good night to Natalie, but my boy stops me and said the game is on and my girl was playing. We leave in our two cabs never looking at the girls. Fifteen minutes after we arrive home the taxis with the girls arrive. They ask us to pay the taxis and we all retire. There was no break in period, these girls were running their play and the clock was ticking. Great sex, BBBJ, mish, doggie, and reverse cg. Natalies pale white skin with pink erect nipples still excites me. After sex I fell asleep only to be awaken by steady knocking. I thought I had her till I wanted her to go, but Miss Quarterback was retrieving her team. I gave Natalie two 50mil notes and made plans for later. They begged us to not tell anyone in the club about this.My first Medellin trip.

[BoricuaOnline]

boriquaonline, hey i will be there saturday at capella with a chica from sdq. hit me up we should meet up on saturday.sorry i can, t meet with you, my claro cellphone account was cancelled, i do not understand why this happened because it was only two months since my last visit. i do not have time to go to a claro store to solve the problem since i almost went directly to capella from airport. today i saw a claro store at airport second level. i saw a guy on a chaise lounge in the beach with a chica over him that meets the description of a monger. the guy later bought some wooden figurines from a beach vendor, nice wood work he bought. i will post an essay in the mr. gogo forum about my weekend with my favorita chica in the resort. it was an awesome weekend.

my last night was in the barcelo santo domingo, nice stay there too, will be part of the report.

[Mr Enternational]

The Sosua board is busy talking about about money exchange vendors, and the Santo Domingo board is busy with a guy that wants to get pissed over 40peso (1usd). So lets see if we can pickup the slack for people stopping by Gogos neighborhood.Bruh. You were not bullshittin!

[BH Bound]

The Sosua board is busy talking about about money exchange vendors, and the Santo Domingo board is busy with a guy that wants to get pissed over 40peso (1usd). So lets see if we can pickup the slack for people stopping by Gogos neighborhood.Where are these chicks from? Light skinned chica w the big titties has piqued my interest!

[Mr Gogo]

Bruh. You were not bullshittin!Bruh the cycle has changed and we are on the same page. Colombia is the new DR. Let those other dudes have Sosua. Its all about Puerto pPata and Colombia, but shhh don't tell anyone. Check your e mail, for your eyes only.

[OldKool]

Joined Dominican cupid.

All I can isay s wow I am meeting hot babes by the dozens. Most want to hook upwhen I am in town. Even better I get to see the on skype. I saw a big chested Light skin chick tonite with the morals of an alley cat. 22 and sexy as all get up. I hope to have her out of her cloths by the end of the week LOL. I have a Novia in Santo Domingo but this is like fishing in a barrow.

[Coolie High]

Prologue: The Preparation.

Every journey starts with a dream and then the preparation for that dream to come true. Been wanting to visit Haiti for years and it was finally my chance. My bread was stack up and I had in inside connect. The legendary BadBear. He's been posting about all that sexual chocolate that's available in Haiti for years and I love my Haitian ladies. So I figure I would spend my trip half in Haiti and half in DR. Got a great deal for a round trip ticket. I would start off flying into Port au Prince and would fly out in Puerto Plata for only $648 dollars. Cool can't beat that. I book the ticket and it was game-on.

BadBear

I've been talking to BB for almost 2yrs now on and off but once the earthquake happen and outside forces tried to sabotage the man, BB decided to hibernate. If you've only posted a couple post on this forum or other forums or don't have a fellow monger that can vouch for you then he definitely won't respond. I know some mongers had tried to contact BB and he didn't respond to you but all I can say is stay vigilant email him and be straight forward with him. I have his contact info and will only give it to mongers that's been contributing knowledge to the board. You have to understand Haiti is the last Frontier on the western hemisphere and without BB to guide you here your fuck.

Ooh and if your a metro-sexual Haiti is NOT for you. You got to be a grown man that has an explorer attitude to visit Haiti. The resource in Haiti is VERY limited so you got to adjust big time. Although my experience in Haiti wasn't the best of times (nor the worst) it was a VERY humbling endeavor. Those who live in the States or live well abroad count your blessings. How the Haitian people somehow endure such extreme poverty is BEYOND me. No way in hell could I survive. To be honest I prefer death before I endure such harshness. In short be thankful for what you got.

Prologue: Flight trip Drama Coming Soon

[Coolie High]

Prologue: Flight trip Drama.

After seeing the earthquake on tv last year I wanted to give back to Haiti. So a couple days before my flight I went to a kids clothing store and venture to by a whole bunch of clothes for kids. Since I didn't know anything about kid sizes I took my girl with me. I wounded up buy at least a shirt and short / pants for 50kids. The damage came to $270. Got a huge box wrap it up and it was all good.

Day of the flight I handle the last minute business to be fully ready. As always I made color copies of my passport, I'd's etc. Called my bank and let them know I was going out of town. Went and bought 200 dollars of liquor to put in my bag. Got all pack up and it was time.

Had Ms. Nigeria (yeah Chief that one) to drop me off at the airport. Not a good move. She knows why I'm going down there and she's not a happy camper. I could care less cus where not together anymore although we still hookup from time to time. Well as she drives me to the airport she goes off. I won't get to the jist of what she said but I was VERY close to back handing her and crashing the car, and then the calm came from within.

I stop arguing, turn on some music, put my head phones on, and became Coolie High. I realized that I'm on vacation now which means dreams are about to become reality. Nigeria keeps arguing but I pay it no nevermind. Get to the airport get my bags and off to check-in I go.

So at check-in I have 2 huge bags and a box full of kids clothes. Figure AA is going to charge me alot for the box but hey like Trick Daddy use to say, Coolie loves the kids! First bag is free. Cool! 2nd bag that has all the liquor in it and my clothes is WAY too heavy. Lady tells me that it's going to cost me $130 dollars to check in my 2nd bag. WTF. I'm press for time so I paid the 130 fee. Finally it's time to check in the box. The lady says, I'm sorry but boxes can't fly down to Haiti. * U SERIOUS?

She was dead serious. She shows me that some countries have no boxes coming into there country by flight during certain times of the year and Haiti was on the list til Aug 23. This doesn't make sense but later once I get to Haiti I would understand.

Soo I couldn't check in a box but I could transfer the clothes to a luggage / suitcase and check that in. Problem is I'm running late and don't have time to go and buy another suitcase. So I call Nigeria up and tell her to come back and pickup the box. I left the box with a worker at the front of AA drop off. I slid him $50 for his troubles and he tells me he'll text me as soon as the box is picked up. My man.

Started to make haste to the departure gate cus I'm not missing my flight for nobody. A little disappointed that I couldn't give back and help like I wanted to with the kids clothes but everything happens for a reason. Made my flight and just before I get on I got the text from the worker that the box been picked up. Cool.

I'm cold chillin on the flight to Miami. While on the flight there showing the movie Kung Fu Panda 2. Now I know ima get joked on cus its a cartoon movie but with all seriousness that movie is one of the most prolific movies I've ever seen. Meaning that although it's only a movie the words and teachings that the movie portrayed can be used in everyday life. My favorite movie of all time is Shawshank Redemption and I'm telling you Kung Fu Panda 2 in my book is up there.

Arrived at Miami and it's a 3hr layover to I depart to Port au prince. Before the final flight I called my bank again and reiterated to them of my travels. I called up At&t amd ask them anout there international plan. I have an iphone 4 and figure I might be keepin my phone on cus of work etc. While in Haiti / DR. The AT&T plan is as follows.

The international rate plan cost 5. 99 a month. Now you can add it on to your plan and them once your back in the states take the plan off. The rate if your in Haiti or DR is $1. 69 per minute. Now here's the thing. If a person calls you and you don't pickup you still just got charge 1. 69. Now as far as texting go, any incoming text is free of charge. Now AT&T also has a plan where you pay $10 for 50 outgoing texts. Also make sure the "data roam" is OFF or you'll be paying out your ass. The data roam setting basically let you go on the Internet. The only time you should use your internet on the phone is if you have wifi other then that leave the net alone. I'll post my final cost of my bill.

Soo As I start to board the worker at the front gate hookup up ol coole high. I'm going to first class gentlemen. Yeah now this is what I'm talking about. Hell Yao Ming could fit comfortably in these first class seats.

Flight attendant: Some Merlot wine for your troubles.

CH: Why yes please!

Soo as I'm chilling I start talking to this honey dip beside me. She's from Boston and only 20. Born and raised in the states but both get parents are from Haiti. I start tellin her about my box situation and she explained to me that her family went thru a similar situation. Her family had a huge cooler full of food and the airport rejected them. Also they had waay to many bags so they had to reorganize all the bags to make room for the bags they couldn't take. Found out that everytime her family comes to Haiti they bring ALOT of stuff for her distant relative and for the people in general. Hmmm very interesting. Would soon found out that majority of all the haitian Americans that come back to there motherland bring as much as they can to give back to the people which now explains why they had a no box rule during peak months of travel to Haiti.

After finishing speaking with the young honey dip, I recline my chair had some more merlot and cooled out to my man Talib Kweli- Mr, International.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDO_uYLbHs

Trip Report Day 1: Haiti- The 4th World Coming Soon

[Mr Gogo]

Coolie in Haiti? This should be a Classic.

[Coolie High]

trip report day 1: haiti the 4th world.

i'm not in kansas any more. and this for damn sure ain't dr. touchdown on port au prince and text bb that i'm here and in on my way to pickup my luggage. he informs me that he has someone waiting for me outside and that it's going to be awhile for me to get my luggage. ummm ok. didn't realize then but whatever bb says you can bet on it. so i'm waiting for my bags for about 30mins with more people then the thanksgiving parade in a airport with no ac. fuck it though i'm here. as the bags start flowing in you could see all the bags including mines was waay over stuff. hell i didn't see one small bag. u could tell that everyone was trying to bring in something to give to there relative or friends. got my bags and head to the exit. soon as i get outside two guys wanted to carry my bags for me. fuck it why not. we all got to make a living and these bags are heavy and i'm sweating like a hooker in church.

met up with bb right hand man. young b. a young american that came back to his family roots to help his people. he's been with bb for awhile now so he can step in at anytime to help you if bb is busy. tip the guys that was carrying my bags and off we go. where riding in a truck that resembles sanford and son and with no ac. found out that bb's car is getting fix and that this a rental.

ch: how much a day?

young b: $60 dollars a day.

ch: get the fuck out of here! for this scape metal. that's ridculous.

young b: i know.

young b proceeds to tell me that since the earthquake everything became hyper-inflated. in time i would see his words become truth before my very eyes.

so as we drive to get something to eat i saw things that would make even the toughest guy shed a tear. not far from the airport you see thousands, upon thousands living in tents. theres no toilets. they have a huge ditch right behind the tent for there human waste. wtf! no human being should ever live like this. to put this in perspective, the worst us criminals live supremely better then majority of the people here. seeing it before my very eyes i couldn't help but become humble. my pre modonna thought process got thrown out the window. fuck ac. if these people can endure living in tents while smelling 98 degree raw sewage on a daily then surely i can survive having no ac. after we eat we head to pickup badbear. on the way you see even more tents up on the hill.

so we get to the site and you see these young haitians putting in work laying down concrete. did i mention that it's hotter then a devils draws right now. i look around but i don't see bb.

ch: yo where bb at?

young b: he's underground in that 6 foot ditch finishing off the concrete

ch: u serious?

young b: dead serious

had to take a pic of the ditch. 20 mins later bb comes out of the ditch likes it's nothing. for a second i thought i saw the older version of he-man. wanted to ask him where's battle cat and his power sword. i mean seriously bb is 64yrs old putting in work cats 40yrs younger then him couldn't do. hell i'm 31 and there's no way in hell i could do it. in short bb is a grown ass man.

afterwards we start to head to crib. bb maneuvers thru the city like he's jeff gordon but it doesn't matter. the traffic is horrible and what's worse are the roads. you think dr roads are bad well you ain't seen shit til you come to haiti. there's some potholes that would totally devastate your car if your not careful. a short conversation between us on the way to the crib basically sums up haiti.

ch: yo bb does haiti have any mcdonalds.

bb: nope! no mcds

ch: wtf! every country even 3rd world countries have atleast coca-cola and mcds.

bb: well they should call haiti the 4th world lol.

finally made it to the crib after a 2 hour grind on the road. get to the mansion and the architect of the house was nothing i've ever seen. either the architect was a total genius or a certified wacko. and to make it even more interesting the house was built on a deep slope. very interesting! bb introduces me to his fiancé i like to call lady madame. afterwards she shows me the room where i'll be staying at. the big room that i wanted was still being occupied but nether-less this will do.

horny, tired, and hot from the travels i manage to get unpack and settle in. get in the shower and the water is cold but it cools me down. i want to get ready for tonite cus i'm scheming on some chocolate kisses and i'm not talking about hershey.

ch: home slice where's the iron. i want to iron my shirt for tonight?

young b: yeah you can't use the iron cus it'll drain the generator where using right now.

ch: wtf?

yeah i started to sense that wtf is going to be the main theme for my trip in haiti. my thought processes is still having a hard time trying to adjust to the simple life. bb and young b are working on resources that regular americans can't comprehend. the earthquake has devastated the country beyond comprehension so bb and young b are not to blame.

i take a quick nap and then i get a knock on the door. he introduces himself as mr. p from s. africa. hes a guest at bb as well. he informs me that he and bb is about to go and get something to eat and if i want to roll. cool i'm down. i get dress and we make our way to the restaurant. parking is atrocious and there's guys everywhere asking can they borrow a dollar for watching your car. bb rolls up the windows and pay them no nevermind.

we get inside the restaurant and bb introduces us to the owner.

bb: hey let's sit over there so we can get more space.

owner of restaurant: i'm sorry but yaw can't sit over that table.

bb: why not?

oor: cus that's a whole nother restaurant.

ch: what the fuck.

for a second i thought i was in the twilight zone. two restaurants occupying the same space at the same time. ummm ok!

we take a seat on the restaurant that was servicing us and take a look at the menu.

ch: prices are ridiculous! these prices rival las vegas 5 star hotels.

bb: welcome to my world. you can thank the un and the ngo's for hyper inflating every got damn thing.

ch: those muthafuckers.

we unfortunately accept the reality at hand and order our meal. i here music not to far from us and i see honeys coming up the street finely dress. found out that there's a club not to far from the restaurant. hmm wanted to check it out.

mr. p: good luck and godspeed with that place. nothing but un and ngo paying 2000gourdes (50 dollars) and up for the ladies. ooh and did i mention $9 beers.

ch: $9 beer? wtf.

fuck it though. i went to venture to the club just to see how the ladies are looking. it's still a little early but the ladies are looking proper. i goes back to the table and i see the food hasn't came yet. i keep seeing honeys walking past the restaurant so venture back to the street just to get a glimpse of all that heavenly glory.

1 hour. 2 hours pass and the food still isn't here. wtf! after watching a few more honeys walk by and the constant begging of local street hustlers finally the food comes. this food had better be good. ooh and to my surprise the food was good. yeah now i can dig this.

lady madame who also was with us sensed my anxiousness so she calls up some honeys for me. she tells me she got a surprise for me and there at the front gate of the restaurant.

ooh and what do we have here. lets call her young gunner and she brought a big girl. gunner is looking good but the big girl got to go. if want a big girl i'll stay in the states thank you. i pay big girls motoconcho ride home while gunner finds another to suit my needs. ooh and what's your name. let's call her ambush. gunner and ambush get into the truck and we proceed to hit a corner store to pickup some mixers for the liquor i had put in the freezer earlier. the honey brought some chicken and fries and i get the mixers. bill comes to almost $40 dollars. hyper inflated indeed. for the shit i just got it would've cost me know more then 20 bucks in the states. fuck it! i pay the bill and off the villa we go.

on the way home i had talk to bb about the size of the bed. i'm consider a giant and me and two ladies might have a problem on that bed. especially when i'm trying to get my mad cobra- flex on.

ch: yo bb how much would i have to pay if the bed breaks. for some reason that bed is feeling kinda shaky in holding ol coolie while i get my smash on.

bb: you'll be fine. no worries.

ch: umm ok.

we get to the mansion bb, mr. p and the ladies have a few drinks. got the ladies to take a few pics with me. i used the left hand unhook bra technique to let those tigo bities be free for all to see. ambush took my hat and pose for me.

yeah now this what i'm talking about. told the gents good night and off to the room we go. nothing could prepare me for what happen next. i sit on the bed and ambush starts to welcome ol mighty joe young to haiti with those lips. soon afterwards gunner starts to negotiate prices for both of them. wtf! what type of cold blooded move is this. i can't negotiate properly with my dick in ambush mouth. that ain't right!

gunner wants 2000gourdes for both of them. i try to stay strong and counter 1500gourdes. gunner tells ambush while joe young is still in her mouth. she stops sucking, speak into the mic to talk to gunner and then proceeds to ambush me again with those lips. gunner proposes again with the same offer and some how i held firm with my offer. all of sudden the sucking stops and she gets up.

ch: no, no, no mi amor, no that's spanish. ummm suckie, suckie. fuck me! don't stop.

cold blooded move indeed. we finally settle on 1800gourdes. now that's what you call hard ball negotiations.

the ladies decided that they wanted to take a shower before getting down to business. yaw know what i'm thinking. picture time!

afterwards things went downhill. i tried to make a love passionate scene but they were treating the sexcapade as strictly business. no kissing, no passion. at one point i remember ambush riding me and having a full blown conversation with gunner. hell gunner is smoking a cigarette and pass it to ambush for a puff while she still is riding me. wtf.

ch: b* can't yaw see where making a love scene here. i need emotional content. wait a minute! yaw can't understand what i'm saying. nevermind! carry-on.

fuck this! i transformed to galvetron and took charge. told ambush to get off, hey gunner take that cigarette out your got damn mouth, get on all fours and arch your back. i grab hold of that perky waist so she couldn't run away and grudge fuck the shit out of her like my man ryatt.

ch: no no no mami! don't fucking move. ima get this nut! believe that.

afterwards we both was breathing and sweating hard like we just played 48mins of basketball.

gunner: you fuck good.

ch: yeah whatever! here's your money. get the fuck out.

they both look at me like what's wrong. i'm looking at them like are yaw fucking serious. yaw were just having a full conversation an smoking cigarettes while yaw were fucking me. really?

even if i spoke creole they still wouldn't understand the reason. there truly hardcore putas and there's no turning back. so as the ladies start to get dress i see the biggest roach i've ever seen. for a sec i thought it was rocking a gold chain.

suge roach: yo what's up!

ch: what the fuck you mean what's up!

suge roach: ooh it's like that!

ch: muthafucka!

suge roach goes into defense mode and pretends he's dead. i put on my timberlands and proceed to do my best bruce lee finishing move. you know the move when lee jumps in the air and comes down hard on his opponents chest. well that's the type of move i'ma need to do if i'm going to finish this big bastard.

all you heard was a loud crackling sound. craccck! yeah suge is finish. the girls look at me like i was crazy. whatever. isn't it time for yaw to leave. it's going on 4am and i had to wake up lady madame so she could unlock the front gate.

after they left i relax on the bed thinking well atleast i'll get a good night sleep. little did i know while i was sleeping there were critters ready and hungry for my ass. we call them mosquitos.

trip report day 2: forcing it in haiti coming soon

[Jaosousa]

Trip Report Day 1: Haiti the 4th World. Trip Report Day 2: Forcing It in Haiti coming soonExcellent, I felt like was there. Funny as hell too. Keep posting.

[SavePros321]

trip report day 1: haiti the 4th world.

ch: yo bb does haiti have any mcdonalds.

bb: nope! no mcds

ch: wtf! every country even 3rd world countries have atleast coca-cola and mcds.

bb: well they should call haiti the 4th world lol.


ch: home slice where's the iron. i want to iron my shirt for tonight?

young b: yeah you can't use the iron cus it'll drain the generator where using right now.

ch: wtf?

yeah i started to sense that wtf is going to be the main theme for my trip in haiti. my thought processes is still having a hard time trying to adjust to the simple life. bb and young b are working on resources that regular americans can't comprehend. the earthquake has devastated the country beyond comprehension so bb and young b are not to blame.

i take a quick nap and then i get a knock on the door. he introduces himself as mr. p from s. africa. hes a guest at bb as well. he informs me that he and bb is about to go and get something to eat and if i want to roll. cool i'm down. i get dress and we make our way to the restaurant. parking is atrocious and there's guys everywhere asking can they borrow a dollar for watching your car. bb rolls up the windows and pay them no nevermind.

we get inside the restaurant and bb introduces us to the owner.

bb: hey let's sit over there so we can get more space.

owner of restaurant: i'm sorry but yaw can't sit over that table.

bb: why not?

oor: cus that's a whole nother restaurant.

ch: what the fuck.

for a second i thought i was in the twilight zone. two restaurants occupying the same space at the same time. ummm ok!

we take a seat on the restaurant that was servicing us and take a look at the menu.

ch: prices are ridiculous! these prices rival las vegas 5 star hotels.

bb: welcome to my world. you can thank the un and the ngo's for hyper inflating every got damn thing.

ch: those muthafuckers.

we unfortunately accept the reality at hand and order our meal. i here music not to far from us and i see honeys coming up the street finely dress. found out that there's a club not to far from the restaurant. hmm wanted to check it out.

mr. p: good luck and godspeed with that place. nothing but un and ngo paying 2000gourdes (50 dollars) and up for the ladies. ooh and did i mention $9 beers.

ch: $9 beer? wtf.


told the gents good night and off to the room we go. nothing could prepare me for what happen next. i sit on the bed and ambush starts to welcome ol mighty joe young to haiti with those lips. soon afterwards gunner starts to negotiate prices for both of them. wtf! what type of cold blooded move is this. i can't negotiate properly with my dick in ambush mouth. that ain't right!

gunner wants 2000gourdes for both of them. i try to stay strong and counter 1500gourdes. gunner tells ambush while joe young is still in her mouth. she stops sucking, speak into the mic to talk to gunner and then proceeds to ambush me again with those lips. gunner proposes again with the same offer and some how i held firm with my offer. all of sudden the sucking stops and she gets up.

ch: no, no, no mi amor, no that's spanish. ummm suckie, suckie. fuck me! don't stop.

cold blooded move indeed. we finally settle on 1800gourdes. now that's what you call hard ball negotiations.

the ladies decided that they wanted to take a shower before getting down to business. yaw know what i'm thinking. picture time!

afterwards things went downhill. i tried to make a love passionate scene but they were treating the sexcapade as strictly business. no kissing, no passion. at one point i remember ambush riding me and having a full blown conversation with gunner. hell gunner is smoking a cigarette and pass it to ambush for a puff while she still is riding me. wtf.

ch: b* can't yaw see where making a love scene here. i need emotional content. wait a minute! yaw can't understand what i'm saying. nevermind! carry-on.


afterwards we both was breathing and sweating hard like we just played 48mins of basketball.

gunner: you fuck good.

ch: yeah whatever! here's your money. get the fuck out.

they both look at me like what's wrong. i'm looking at them like are yaw fucking serious. yaw were just having a full conversation an smoking cigarettes while yaw were fucking me. really?

even if i spoke creole they still wouldn't understand the reason. there truly hardcore putas and there's no turning back. so as the ladies start to get dress i see the biggest roach i've ever seen. for a sec i thought it was rocking a gold chain.

suge roach: yo what's up!

ch: what the fuck you mean what's up!

suge roach: ooh it's like that!

ch: muthafucka!

suge roach goes into defense mode and pretends he's dead. i put on my timberlands and proceed to do my best bruce lee finishing move. you know the move when lee jumps in the air and comes down hard on his opponents chest. well that's the type of move i'ma need to do if i'm going to finish this big bastard.

all you heard was a loud crackling sound. craccck! yeah suge is finish. the girls look at me like i was crazy. whatever. isn't it time for yaw to leave. it's going on 4am and i had to wake up lady madame so she could unlock the front gate.

after they left i relax on the bed thinking well atleast i'll get a good night sleep. little did i know while i was sleeping there were critters ready and hungry for my ass. we call them mosquitos.

trip report day 2: forcing it in haiti coming soondamn good report coolie, lol. there is nothing funny about the situation in haiti, but your report has the makings of a hollywood blockbuster comedy in the same vein as "road trip"! especially the "sanford & son" truck ride and the part about the two haitianas passing cigs back and forth while riding and not understanding a damn thing you are saying, lol! looking forward to reading more.

[TomJackin]

Trip Report Day 1: Haiti the 4th World.

I'm sweating like a hooker in church.Coolie,

My father taught me that saying, but used a different word than hooker. Either you have on hell of a memory or many more brain cells than I have, but that's not saying much. Great post!

More important, thank you my friend, my thoughts of going to Haiti are adios!

[Mr Enternational]

I finally got a chance to read those reports. That Coolie is a damn fool. You are a real trailblazer going over to Haiti. And then you got to hang with Tomjackin back in the DR. I know he had you into some shit, because he had me acting a plum fool last month in Thailand. Does anybody know these raggedy broads from a few years back?

[Coolie High]

trip report day 2: forcing it in haiti.

i wake up and started scratching all over. got damn mosquito's got me. muthafuckas! they got there grub on like a fat man at a buffet. had at least 50mosquito bites. and i'm not exaggerating. fuck this! i'm out of here. how bb endure this fucked up situation in haiti is beyond me but i'm getting the fuck out of here.

couldn't get online cus one of bb tenants decide to watch movies online and used all the bandwidth. fuck me. had to use my phone and call american airline to book my ticket from port au prince to santo domingo. if i booked on line the ticket would've only cost me $183 dollars but since i'm booking by phone they charge me an additional $25 dollars. fuck it! whatever.

afterwards i made a call to my man junior in dr. those who read my last trip report in dr knew that things got a little shaky with him in my last adventure but my instincts told me to give him another chance.

ch: home slice i need you to come and pick me up at sdq mañana.

junior: i got you. u want the same suv as last time from cesa.

ch: my man. make it so!

had originally wanted to travel to sosua in style with having a stretch limousine while having two honey dips in the back to get my smash on but i couldn't find any companies that had a limo. hell one company called "prestige limosuine" had everything but a limo. wtf. yeah that's exactly what i said.

afterwards i sit and chill with bb and mr. p. i tell them my stories from last nite. he calls his fiancé lady madame to hear about the craziness i had with the girls. she apologizes for the craziness but i told her no need to apologize. it wasn't your fault. those broads just turn over to the darkside and became hardcore putas.

me and mr. p start to get our drink on while bb starts to share his ultimate vision to me. he's dreaming of building something exquisite on the beach for us international gents. yeah i can dig it! when it's done i'll return. young b enters the scene and tells me hes showing me around for my last night. cool!

i then ask bb does he have some bug repellent cus these mosquitos are in puffy mode, 'they don't stop'! he gives me a electric tennis ratchet made for killing mosquitos. i started to wave the ratchet around my legs like i was a jedi knight using a light-saber.

ch: i got yaw muthafuckers now.

mosquitos: this isn't over yet!

ch: the fuck it is! i'm out of here in less then 24hrs.

mosquitos: we shall see.

anyway while lady madame cooks us a late lunch and the fellas drink and tell past stories of there travels a young lady enters the scene. she says hi to everyone and then chills in the back ground. a couple hours pass and me and mr. p is fucked up. we got our grub on and all was well.

ch: yo who is this girl waiting for? she's been sitting here for a couple hours now.

young b: i'll go and check it out.

5 mins later.

young b: yeah lady madame called her to come over the mansion for you.

ch: for me? she shouldn't have! but.

made the introduction. lets call her glory. tried my best to chat with her using my iphone creole app. fuck the formalities. let's take this conversation upstairs to my room. i'm drunk right now and i hear marvin harmonizing sexual healing in my mind.

now at first site this broad looks average until she takes off those clothes.

ch: ooh my damn! all that heavenly glory.

yaw know what happen next. i started to crush that ass like there'd no tomorrow. i'm deep in that bubble, kissing the back of her neck then all of a sudden i heard a loud noise. crash! the bed collapses. holy shit! knew this was going to happen. me and glory couldn't help but laugh lmao.

ch: yo b where's bb at. i told him this was going to happen.

young b: hes taking a nap right now but let's put the mattress on the floor for now and we'll worry about it later.

ch: cool.

took a quick nap with glory then it was time to get ready for tonight. ask glory if she want to roll for dinner and she's like cool. she gets dress and strike a pose for me.

head to dinner and tell young b that after we finish eating i'ma pay this honey dip off do we can look for something else. no worries i got you says young b. he takes me to a restaurant in the city. the food was pretty good and only took one hour to cool the meal this time. all was chill and then the drama starts.

as where leaving young b tells glory where can we drop her off at. glory gets upset cus the place she stays at closes it's gates at 9pm. she makes a few calls. tells him to drop her off at a certain spot. so as young b drives i tried to give her 2000gourdes but she doesn't except.

glory: 4000 gourdes (100 usd)

ch: yo b my creole is very shaky but did she just ask for a hundred dollars.

young b: yeah she did.

ch: get the fuck out of here.

we arrive to the drop off point and the stand off began. she's looking and talking to me in creole. i'm looking at her talking in english with 2000gourdes in my hand. after 10mins passes she finally take the money and hops out the cat.

glory: we finito!

ch: woman off course where finish. take that pretty brown round of urs and get the stepping.

we speed away and venture forward to our next destination. young b takes me too a few streets where the honeys be chilling on the corner. we arrived to a corner and i guess who i see. gunner and ambush. ooh and they have 3 other girls with them. gunner and ambush rush up to me like it's all good,

ch: yeah work it ladies. sell me a dream. hold onto mighty joe young as i ponder should i deal with yaw again.

umm no. matter of fact fuck no! no way in hell i'm dealing with yaw again. as young b tells the girls maybe later one new honey hoops in the back and give her sales presentation.

broad: me freaky freaky.

she gives the universal hand sign of she can suck mean dick. really? we shall see. told young b to just drive around for a bit while i hop in the back. i want to see if she's the real deal or bullshit.

now when your dick is out and it's in the broads hand with your hand on her head pushing it down south we all know what that mean. well apparently she didn't get the memo cus she would not go down at all. fuck me! i thought you were freaky freaky. fuck this.

ch: yo b stop the car!

i kick the broad out with the quickness.

young b: yo what the fuck happen.

ch: the broad was bullshitting.

young b: what you mean. u told her to give you some head right.

ch: yo i had my dick out with my hand on her head to go south so you tell me.

young b: yeah that broad was bullshitin.

we travel around some more streets but nothing caught my fancy.

young b: yo you feel like hittin a local club? but i got to warn you it's in the hood.

ch: does it take two to tango?

we get to the club but we couldn't get in cus the club requires a small entrance fee and i had nothing but big bills and they couldn't make change. for some reason i just can't get a universal flow with haiti.

ch: yo b i think where forcing it. for whatever reason shit is just not working out.

young b: aaight let me take you to a couple more places and if it's gabage we'll head home.

we drove around to. a couple more streets. saw a honey dip with a phat ass. wanted to holla at but the police had to stop traffic and get first dibs on the honey first.

ch: wtf! yo is that pap finest trying to get a piece of the action.

young b: ooh no doubt.

ch: wow umm ok.

after the police leave the scene we finally pulled up to the honey i'm digging on. let's call her ms. grinch. after the intro she goes into price negotiations.

grinch: me want 3000 gourdes.

young b: have you lost your got damn mind.

ch: yo b i got this!

took out my phone and showed her my price. $750 gourdes!

grinch: ooh i see we got jokes.

ch: yeah the feelings mutual.

young b then goes into price negotiations for me. there going back and forth and my instincts tell me to just call it a night. but then.

young b: yo this broad just told me that she's knows me from being with one of my boys. she might be cool.

ch: fuck it let's do this.

she agrees to 2000gourdes and off to the house we go. it's 3am so i don't have alot of time with her. have to be pack and ready by 6am so bb can get me to the airport on time.

i get her to the room and the grinch came out! i couldn't take a pic of her. she doesn't kiss so passion is out the window. and worse of all she gives a fake half hearted blow job with a condom on. well there's no turning back now. lets ride this pony.

started off missionary but girl stops me mid way in. she gives the universal signal to not go all the way.

ch: fuck! well turn around then.

grinch: no no wait!

so now i'm waiting for 5mins while she gathers herself. finally got her to turn that ass around so i can hit it froggy style. i must admit although the sex was ga-bage it still was a site to behold seeing that ass bounce on my dick.

after the deed was done. she doses off to sleep. manage to take some quick pics of her without her waking up. alll of a sudden i start itching profusely.

mosquitos: remember us?

ch: cmon fellas! not right now. can't we all just get along!

mosquitos: fuck you! where hungry.

ch: please have mercy!

they proceeded to take a bite out of my ass like mcgruff takes a bite out of crime. yeah i'm done. it's time to get out of here. not now but right now. 6am rolled around and i was ready. paid the final tab for my stay at the mansion and paid ms grinch and off we go.

now as we were leaving the mansion i saw something that humble me. i started to see waves of people dressed up with their bible in hand going to church to give thanks.

did you just read that last sentence. go to church to give thanks! give thanks to what? the people literally have nothing and here i see thousands upon thousands dress to the nine walking to church and praising a being we cannot see or touch. that's when i knew that there has to be a god. even thru all the struggle and suffering you still see the faith within the people's eyes and the belief that things will get better. very heartfelt and humbling to witness this.

we get to the airport and i thank bb one more time for everything. although i didn't have the best of times i'm still very happy to have finally hookup with the legendary bb. if anything this trip in haiti has been a very humbling experience.

trip report day 3: good to be home coming soon

[Oakie]

Trip Report Day 1: Haiti the 4th World.

I'm not in Kansas any more. And this for damn sure ain't DR. THey Coolie, welcome back, thanks for the report.

Sounds more like hard work to me than a vacation, but hey, its advenure! And who knows what or who is just around that corner. Your a trailblazer, man!

Haiti sounds like a vegetable patch, dig, find and pick your own, while Sosua is like your local supermarket, all washed, waxed, shined up, properly packaged and ready to eat.

It's a hard life down there, and we are full of appreciation for the good times they show us, but then, in spite of the generosity we show them, they just can't resist ripping you off. Brings you back to reality a little. Es la vida.

We're waiting to hear if you fell completely in lust there, or hightailed to Sosua, soon as you could. You know they're all there waiting for you with hot lips and a cold beer.

Myself, a little lazy, I'm importing Sosua to my bedroom back home. She comes in next week.

I'll have the batchata blaring out, frig well stocked and a TDL every night with someone who knows what I like.

In a way, I'm trailblazing too, like can you bring Sosua home?

Anyway, next installment please, and don't spare the details.

[Jfregedie]

I finally got a chance to read those reports. That Coolie is a damn fool. You are a real trailblazer going over to Haiti. And then you got to hang with Tomjackin back in the DR. I know he had you into some shit, because he had me acting a plum fool last month in Thailand. Does anybody know these raggedy broads from a few years back?I know the light skin one in the second picture. Saw her in boca chica recently not to bad far as service but tried to rip me off. I don't fancy santo domingo its rip off city.

[Mr Gogo]

Man, funny as hell. That mosquito had to go muster up the family for that feast. When you called and you said Haiti was your first stop I was surprised. But I could tell in your voice that you were committed. Damn you are a trail blazer.

[Jdoveu]

Coolie High.

First, thanks for the excellent trip report on Haiti, and you are definitely pioneering that scene. Secondly, I totally slept on that Talib Kweli Mr. International joint thanks forposting it, its downloaded and on my playlist for my flight to DR 8/31. Allow me to return the favor check this joint

Camp Lo's "Coolie High"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyKzcHs-h4U&playnext=1&list=PLA5E7B9267D252381

And if droppin Camp Lo on you, U have to be-side this joint

Camp Lo."Lucini"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG405y51cVk&feature=related

After finishing speaking with the young honey dip, I recline my chair had some more merlot and cooled out to my man Talib Kweli- Mr, International.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDO_uYLbHs

Trip Report Day 1: Haiti- The 4th World Coming Soon[/QUOTE]

[Mr Gogo]

Last months Black Beards bikini contest.

[Coolie High]

Man, funny as hell. That mosquito had to go muster up the family for that feast. When you called and you said Haiti was your first stop I was surprised. But I could tell in your voice that you were committed. Damn you are a trail blazer.Mr. Gogo,

Yeah I must've been crazy going down to Haiti but I just had to see it. I think if I would've went before the earthquake everything would've been good but now its just not a place that I would monger until Bear finish his master plan of building a hotel on the beach.


Hey Coolie, welcome back, thanks for the report.

Sounds more like hard work to me than a vacation, but hey, its advenure! And who knows what or who is just around that corner. Your a trailblazer, man!

Haiti sounds like a vegetable patch, dig, find and pick your own, while Sosua is like your local supermarket, all washed, waxed, shined up, properly packaged and ready to eat.

It's a hard life down there, and we are full of appreciation for the good times they show us, but then, in spite of the generosity we show them, they just can't resist ripping you off. Brings you back to reality a little. Es la vida.

We're waiting to hear if you fell completely in lust there, or hightailed to Sosua, soon as you could. You know they're all there waiting for you with hot lips and a cold beer.

Myself, a little lazy, I'm importing Sosua to my bedroom back home. She comes in next week.

I'll have the batchata blaring out, frig well stocked and a TDL every night with someone who knows what I like.

In a way, I'm trailblazing too, like can you bring Sosua home?

Anyway, next installment please, and don't spare the details.Oakie,

Yo you got to keep us posted of what happens when your girl comes to you. To me that takes a lot of TRUST. Yeah your definitely entering new frontier with that one. But you know what you've been dotting your I's and crossing your T's with your girl so because of that I have a feeling that everything will work out fine.


I finally got a chance to read those reports. That Coolie is a damn fool. You are a real trailblazer going over to Haiti. And then you got to hang with Tomjackin back in the DR. I know he had you into some shit, because he had me acting a plum fool last month in Thailand. Does anybody know these raggedy broads from a few years back?Yo Mr. E, Tom told me about a couple stories with yaw in Thailand. Heard it was great times. Hell I might be joining Tom when he goes back to Thailand for Christmas. You should definitely roll with us.


DAMN GOOD REPORT COOLIE, LOL. There is nothing funny about the situation in Haiti, but your report has the makings of a Hollywood blockbuster comedy in the same vein as "Road Trip"! Especially the "Sanford & Son" truck ride and the part about the two Haitianas passing cigs back and forth while riding and not understanding a damn thing you are saying, LOL! Looking forward to reading more.Savepro321,

Thanks for reading. I try to keep my reports fun and entertaining. I definitely I have more reports to come.


Excellent, I felt like was there. Funny as hell too. Keep posting.Jao, thanks for reading my reports. No doubt more reports are coming.

And on that note gents I want to thank everyone for reading my reports. Since the rest of my reports are in Sosua I'm going to post Trip report 3:Good to be Home and rest of my reports in the Sosua forum. I figure that I would post my Haiti trip in Mr. Gogos forum to show my man some love and now ima post in the sosua forum as a way to give back to the forum where I first met all you OG mongers. It takes a little time to write my post because I'm so detail so your feedback is much appreciated

[Jdoveu]

Planes Trains Automobiles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNtF2HYp1WQ

International Summers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm6UjufIg6g&playnext=1&list=PLBEF34377BE57526C

Mr. International.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDO_uYLbHs&feature=related

[Mr Enternational]

Yo Mr. E, Tom told me about a couple stories with yaw in Thailand. Heard it was great times. Hell I might be joining Tom when he goes back to Thailand for Christmas. You should definitely roll with us.I live there so more than likely I will be there. I will probably catch you in Vegas before that though.

[SavePros321]

Question for you East Coast (ers) : what's up with your cities cutting power?

Taken from Bloomberg:

"Consolidated Edison said it will decide between 2 a. M. And 10 a. M. Today whether to cut power to a swath of Lower Manhattan because of possible flooding from the torrential rains expected from the storm. Power may be cut from south of the Brooklyn Bridge, to Broadway, said John Miksad, the company's senior vice president of electric operations."

How the hell is cutting power because of "possible flooding" even related to one another, lol? I know you guys aren't used to hurricanes but the truth of the matter is that not every looses power during hurricane. And a CAT 1 hurricane at that! Try holding on to your ass during a CAT 5. Now that'll put hair on your chest, lol!

If they did some shit like that here in Houston (cutting power) during a hurricane you would have people out in the streets with pitch forks and torches! During hurricanes we just ride the shit out and if you happen to lose power then you happen to lose power. They don't just cut everyone off before you've even have the chance to get cut off by the storm itself. Madness!

NOTE: This is not a rant against East Coast residents; just the knuckle-head city officials running the show there.

[Oakie]

Question for you East Coast (ers) : what's up with your cities cutting power?

Taken from Bloomberg:

"Consolidated Edison said it will decide between 2 am And 10 am Today whether to cut power to a swath of Lower Manhattan because of possible flooding from the torrential rains expected from the storm. Power may be cut from south of the Brooklyn Bridge, to Broadway, said John Miksad, the company's senior vice president of electric operations."

How the hell is cutting power because of "possible flooding" even related to one another, LOL? I know you guys aren't used to hurricanes but the truth of the matter is that not every looses power during hurricane. And a CAT 1 hurricane at that! Try holding on to your ass during a CAT 5. Now that'll put hair on your chest, LOL!

If they did some shit like that here in Houston (cutting power) during a hurricane you would have people out in the streets with pitch forks and torches! During hurricanes we just ride the shit out and if you happen to lose power then you happen to lose power. They don't just cut everyone off before you've even have the chance to get cut off by the storm itself. Madness!

NOTE: This is not a rant against East Coast residents; just the knuckle-head city officials running the show there.The hype around Irene was unbeleievable up here. Wall to wall 24/7 TV coverage. All the politicians and TV anchors were trying to out "care" the others.

Total bullshit. Heavy rain and high winds are normal for this time of year.

I read the weather forecast for Puerto Plata they day it hit down there.

"Heavy rain and Windy", just another stormy day in Paradise.

[Mr Gogo]

Question for you East Coast (ers) : what's up with your cities cutting power?

Taken from Bloomberg:

"Consolidated Edison said it will decide between 2 am And 10 am Today whether to cut power to a swath of Lower Manhattan because of possible flooding from the torrential rains expected from the storm. Power may be cut from south of the Brooklyn Bridge, to Broadway, said John Miksad, the company's senior vice president of electric operations."

How the hell is cutting power because of "possible flooding" even related to one another, LOL? I know you guys aren't used to hurricanes but the truth of the matter is that not every looses power during hurricane. And a CAT 1 hurricane at that! Try holding on to your ass during a CAT 5. Now that'll put hair on your chest, LOL!

If they did some shit like that here in Houston (cutting power) during a hurricane you would have people out in the streets with pitch forks and torches! During hurricanes we just ride the shit out and if you happen to lose power then you happen to lose power. They don't just cut everyone off before you've even have the chance to get cut off by the storm itself. Madness!

NOTE: This is not a rant against East Coast residents; just the knuckle-head city officials running the show there.From what I was told years ago, is that the last thing they need is fallen live wires mixing with water. So as a precaution power is sometimes cut. They tell you to have candles, flashlighs, water and food to prepare you for no having power. Not to mention having emergency personnel trying to dodge live wires.

[Jaosousa]

Question for you East Coast (ers) : what's up with your cities cutting power?

Taken from Bloomberg:

"Consolidated Edison said it will decide between 2 am And 10 am Today whether to cut power to a swath of Lower Manhattan because of possible flooding from the torrential rains expected from the storm. Power may be cut from south of the Brooklyn Bridge, to Broadway, said John Miksad, the company's senior vice president of electric operations."

How the hell is cutting power because of "possible flooding" even related to one another, LOL? I know you guys aren't used to hurricanes but the truth of the matter is that not every looses power during hurricane. And a CAT 1 hurricane at that! Try holding on to your ass during a CAT 5. Now that'll put hair on your chest, LOL!

If they did some shit like that here in Houston (cutting power) during a hurricane you would have people out in the streets with pitch forks and torches! During hurricanes we just ride the shit out and if you happen to lose power then you happen to lose power. They don't just cut everyone off before you've even have the chance to get cut off by the storm itself. Madness!

NOTE: This is not a rant against East Coast residents; just the knuckle-head city officials running the show there.Massive storm, Irene they say is as large as the Great State of Texas.

In New York City, many of the power lines are underground (from what I understand) , there are also steam lines underground, the subway tracks have a third rail with DC current. Years ago there was a bit of a scandal with some dogs get shocked (a few died) , from walking on metal grates in the streets and sidewalks and some metal manhole covers, that had some electricity flowing through them. The power company coated many of the manhole covers with a plastic type coating (my dog wouldn't walk on the metal grates in the sidewalks). Parts of lower manhattan originally, were part of the Hudson River. When they excavated for the World Trade Center, many years ago, the earth they removed for the foundation of the twin towers, they dumped into the Hudson River and eventually built many nice nice buildings onto, called Battery Park City. A storm surged predicted of 5-6 feet, easily could cause flooding in lower manhattan.

I live 100 miles inland from the coast in the mountains, and I got whacked here, lots of flooding, trees down, some across power lines, major highways were closed near me (far from the eye of the storm). I had to drive around today, bit of a hassle getting back home with major highways closed, I saw some badly damaged smaller roads. Now around 2:38PM Sunday, sunny out, the heavy wind seems to have dissipated. Everything near where I live is in decent shape now, roads good and major highways open, not sure how it is on the coast (new york city, long island, etc)

Irene dumped a lot of water.

[SavePros321]

The hype around Irene was unbeleievable up here. Wall to wall 24/7 TV coverage. All the politicians and TV anchors were trying to out "care" the others.

Total bullshit. Heavy rain and high winds are normal for this time of year.

I read the weather forecast for Puerto Plata they day it hit down there.

"Heavy rain and Windy", just another stormy day in Paradise.Check out the video of this idiot reporter:

MYFOXNY. COM. A local news reporter from Washington, D. C. Ended up getting covered in what is probably the remnants of raw sewage as he delivered live hurricane reports from Ocean City, Md.

WTTG-TV reporter Tucker Barnes was providing live updates for stations around the country as a wall of what he described as sea foam poured over him. Barnes was on the boardwalk as Hurricane Irene hit the coast of Maryland.

He noted that he had immersed himself in organic material. That "organic material" was most likely the effects of raw sewage pouring into the water during the storm."It doesn't taste great," he said.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/fox-reporter-gives-update-covered-in-sea-foam-20110827

[Oakie]

Check out the video of this idiot reporter:

MYFOXNY. COM. A local news reporter from Washington, D. C. Ended up getting covered in what is probably the remnants of raw sewage as he delivered live hurricane reports from Ocean City, Md.

WTTG-TV reporter Tucker Barnes was providing live updates for stations around the country as a wall of what he described as sea foam poured over him. Barnes was on the boardwalk as Hurricane Irene hit the coast of Maryland.

He noted that he had immersed himself in organic material. That "organic material" was most likely the effects of raw sewage pouring into the water during the storm."It doesn't taste great," he said.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/fox-reporter-gives-update-covered-in-sea-foam-20110827Now that's funny!

In the race for ratings, they were all trying to outdo each other. Geraldo set the standard a long time ago.

Don't mean to downplay the possible danger, but what was it when it hit, a Cat 2?

How can they top that if a real, Cat 5 hits? Maybe pass out Jim Jones coolaid or free cyanide pills?

I asked Princessa what it was like down there when Irene hit.

They hardly noticed because its rainy season anyway.

[BoricuaOnline]

now that's funny!

in the race for ratings, they were all trying to outdo each other. geraldo set the standard a long time ago.

don't mean to downplay the possible danger, but what was it when it hit, a cat 2?

how can they top that if a real, cat 5 hits? maybe pass out jim jones coolaid or free cyanide pills?

i asked princessa what it was like down there when irene hit.

they hardly noticed because its rainy season anyway.i have been in tropical deppressions, tropical storms and category 1, 2 and 3 hurricanes. damage depends of different factors: wind strenght, amount of rain, barometric pressure, storm travel speed and which part of a storm hit the affected area. wind strenght: damage is exponential, a 150mph category 5 hurricane do not do 3 times the damage of a 50 mph tropical storm, the damage is dozen of times bigger. barometric pressure: the stronger the hurricane the lower is the pressure and the lower the worse, it helps hurricanes in crushing power. rain: you know the damage floodings can pose. storm travel speed: the lower the speed the higher the time a storm is going to hit an area. which part of a storm pass to an area is also a factor, being the walls of the eye and the northen part of a storm the most damaging area. irene hit directly my country, puerto rico. by 2 am tuesday i was inside the eye storm while converting into a category 1 hurricane. winds were strong and i was afraid that the glass doors of my condo apartment balcony were going to explode, but the storm travel speed was so fast that it (the eye of the storm) hit the country for a couple of hours only, reducing the crushing damage. the time the eye pass over the area the is no wind or rain, if the storm is in daytime it became sunny. once the eye pass then the other half of the storm continues with the damage but the winds blow in opposite direction of the first half. the eye of the storm do not pass directly over the dominican republic and the part that hit the country was the weaker one so they were not directly affected. the heaviest rains in puerto rico ocurred when the hurricane eye was north of haiti, a few hundred miles away, so once the part of the storm with the destructive power was very far of us the part of the storm most people call the tail brought us the heaviest rain we have received in one day for the last 50 years. a hurricane can be the size of texas but most of it is "cotton like" clouds with no rain or winds.

[Mr Enternational]

I know the light skin one in the second picture. Saw her in boca chica recently not to bad far as service but tried to rip me off. I don't fancy santo domingo its rip off city.LOL. Guess who I just saw in Boca Chica a few minutes ago! Her name is Diana. She told me $150. I said shit last time I gave your ass 1, 000 pesos for all night. She started laughing and said she has never gone with anyone for less than US$100. I started arguing with her. I was too tired to keep searching so I came on back to the room for sleep.

[Mr Gogo]

From Dr1, tourists (non resident) saw a 10% decrease from July 2010 compared to July 2011. For June 2011 compared to June 2010 there was a 18% decrease. The August statistics will be out in a couple weeks. There was just talk in the Sosua forum about the hotels operating at 50% vacancy during the week. With the money that has recently been invested in the New Gardens and Terra Linda you have to feel they are suffering. What is the future for Sosua? My friend Hillbilly69 says the good days might be coming back. I'm not sure what to think except to think that the Dominicans will make another bad move like more harassment and more buisiness closings. I talked before about the Dominicans being experts at the bait and switch, maybe Hillbilly was right in saying that the Euro money is no longer there. Some wonder if the goal is to strip Sosua down to closed buisinessess, no tourists, and then buy when everything is low. This makes no sense to me because it could take ten years, and to much opportunity is still there now.

[SavePros321]

Damn, we can't catch a break anywhere:

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By BEN HUBBARD. Associated Press | AP – Thu, Sep 1, 2011.

TRIPOLI, Libya (AP) — Rebel forces and armed civilians are rounding up thousands of black Libyans and migrants from sub-Sahara Africa, accusing them of fighting for ousted strongman Moammar Gadhafi and holding them in makeshift jails across the capital. Virtually all of the detainees say they are innocent migrant workers, and in most cases there is no evidence that they are lying. But that is not stopping the rebels from placing the men in facilities like the Gate of the Sea sports club, where about 200 detainees — all black — clustered on a soccer field this week, bunching against a high wall to avoid the scorching sun...

http://news.yahoo.com/libyan-rebels-round-black-africans-130723394.html

[Manizales911]

Massive storm, Irene they say is as large as the Great State of Texas.

In New York City, many of the power lines are underground (from what I understand) , there are also steam lines underground, the subway tracks have a third rail with DC current. Years ago there was a bit of a scandal with some dogs get shocked (a few died) , from walking on metal grates in the streets and sidewalks and some metal manhole covers, that had some electricity flowing through them. The power company coated many of the manhole covers with a plastic type coating (my dog wouldn't walk on the metal grates in the sidewalks). Parts of lower manhattan originally, were part of the Hudson River. When they excavated for the World Trade Center, many years ago, the earth they removed for the foundation of the twin towers, they dumped into the Hudson River and eventually built many nice nice buildings onto, called Battery Park City. A storm surged predicted of 5-6 feet, easily could cause flooding in lower manhattan.

I live 100 miles inland from the coast in the mountains, and I got whacked here, lots of flooding, trees down, some across power lines, major highways were closed near me (far from the eye of the storm). I had to drive around today, bit of a hassle getting back home with major highways closed, I saw some badly damaged smaller roads. Now around 2:38PM Sunday, sunny out, the heavy wind seems to have dissipated. Everything near where I live is in decent shape now, roads good and major highways open, not sure how it is on the coast (new york city, long island, etc)

Irene dumped a lot of water.I live in Connecticut and just got power back yesterday morning. Irene showed up as a tropical storm and wreaked havoc around here, I can't imagine what a decent sized hurricane would do to us.

[Manizales911]

Question for you East Coast (ers) : what's up with your cities cutting power?

Taken from Bloomberg:

"Consolidated Edison said it will decide between 2 am And 10 am Today whether to cut power to a swath of Lower Manhattan because of possible flooding from the torrential rains expected from the storm. Power may be cut from south of the Brooklyn Bridge, to Broadway, said John Miksad, the company's senior vice president of electric operations."

How the hell is cutting power because of "possible flooding" even related to one another, LOL? I know you guys aren't used to hurricanes but the truth of the matter is that not every looses power during hurricane. And a CAT 1 hurricane at that! Try holding on to your ass during a CAT 5. Now that'll put hair on your chest, LOL!

If they did some shit like that here in Houston (cutting power) during a hurricane you would have people out in the streets with pitch forks and torches! During hurricanes we just ride the shit out and if you happen to lose power then you happen to lose power. They don't just cut everyone off before you've even have the chance to get cut off by the storm itself. Madness!

NOTE: This is not a rant against East Coast residents; just the knuckle-head city officials running the show there.The reason they would cut power to lower Manhattan is all of the power is located underground and if the shafts that carry the lines get flooded there is a big risk of explosions and fires.