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Member #2041
03-06-10, 17:09
I heard of this big place on Constitucion at the corner of the Coiahuila alley, next to the parking lot. It has a big sign on top 'Policia.'

If you walk in and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on their reception desk, they give you a few free nights....
Alas, no in and out privileges - except perhaps for your roommates.

One Wing Low
03-07-10, 20:43
The Gringo plan does include 3 delicious Mexican meals a day...


Alas, no in and out privileges - except perhaps for your roommates.

One Wing Low
03-08-10, 00:51
OK. I 've got it.

In this fine establishment right next to Coiahuila alley, your room mates have full privileges to go in-and-out... in-and-out... if you let your pants down....

hehehehe...



Alas, no in and out privileges - except perhaps for your roommates.

One Wing Low
03-08-10, 00:59
Crossed the border on Saturday night. It was raining hard at times. There were puddles of water everywhere...

Yellow cabs now have large signs saying 10-peso per person rides to Constitucion and calle 3. As gringos, you have to ask for this collectivo ride. Otherwise the cabbies woud assume you want a private ride in your own cab to Adelita for $5.

Ask the cabbies for the collectivo ride and wait. They pack 5 passengers into the large V8 sedans and drop you off on Constitucion at Calle 3, which is 1 block South of the McDonald, and 2 blocks South of the Coiahuila Alley.

There are a lot of brightly lit shops with lots of people shopping or waiting for buses on this stretch of Constitucion. So It's OK to walk North 2 blocks on Constitucion to reach the alley early in the night. But foot trafic may be dead here after 10PM, so it's not recommended late.

When we got off, the Mexican customers all gave the cabbie the 10-peso coins. He was moaning for teeps...teeps etc... But he made about $5 for the short ride instead of just hanging out at the border picking on the large hemorrhoids hanging out of his ass...hehehe.

Yellow cabs are inventing new ways of producing income in this hard economic time.

One Wing Low
03-09-10, 08:50
All Space Cadet's TJ charity donations are carefully deposited with his teeth...down HK chicas' panties...


Bus ..7.5 Peso or $1 with no change. 25% Saving over the Yellow Cab Collective in pesos. Save 225% over private cab fare.

Saving fo TJ donation fund causes.

One Wing Low
03-16-10, 01:50
this is a very comprehensive report. you guys do know how to enjoy the locals and have a good time.

imho the alley girls are more genuine, prudish mexicans. many come from rural backgrounds. they have not been urbanized or westernized or trained by bar managers, so they tend to be a lot more conservative in sex. it's hard to ask them to do kinky stuffs. after a few times alley girls can be very friendly and accomodating. if they know you, they would treat you like friends and trust you to take lots of liberty to enjoy sex with them. there used to be a few very good-looking and very nice girls in the alley, like daisy, connie, paola, sol etc... they moved on.

i am surprised that you rated jennifer highly in both looks and performance. if you refer to the little girl with short, curly, dirty blonde hair in front of the cascada hotel, she's probably only a 5 in looks. she's like a kid. she lacks the dreamy, feminine charms of sexy women. in bed she would just spread her legs and look at you with her wide-open eyes and her constant smile. she never shows any passion or pleasure. so she's only rated slightly higher than a rubber doll... again, personal tastes and preferences vary widely.

in contrary, adelita girls act like hardened pros. they will do a lot of kinky stuffs if asked. the adelita girls are obviously ruled strictly by the bar management, telling them where to stand, how to behave in the bar, what they have to do in the room etc... i just hate that strict commercial regimen for sex. it kills off any personal feelings between the girls and the guys. very few bar chicas would express any pleasures, genuine or even fake, during sex. that takes away at least half, if not more, of the joy of sex.

i am in adelita just about every week. yet i find it hard to make personal connections with ab chicas since the turn over rate is high, and the chicas work unpredictable schedules. by the time you find the same chica again, it would have been weeks and they no longer remember who you are. i even owed some fuck money to a very good-looking, model quality chica in ab, but she never remembers. ab is definitely a high-volume fuck factory. i dont expect any personal connection there with the chicas.

i did find upscale bars in bs as, like black, madaho, gold... to have much better and classier looking girls than adelita, if you use the international super model standards as a reference. the very dark bars and escort services in bs as centro oth have some old women, mid 40's, not very attractive when seen in good light. barbarella and help in rio used to have many strikingly beautiful girls. adelita girls tend to be chubby, short and brown. if those are your preferences, then you have found your heaven...

tj chicas dont do toda la noche much, probably because they can make adequate money steadily. they never seem desperate enough to do all nighters. even the alley girls never think about doing tln. the sweet, sexy daisy quoted me $100 per hour. that's probably her average earning per hour hanging out in the alley.

the hk bar with its flirtsy, sexy, good-looking chicas and decent sound quality and lively shows, has become a very nice and entertaining partying place, in addition to being just a good fuck place. even for non-spanish speaking guys, it's lots of fun to have multiple sessions and hang out all night flirting with the pretty, sweet, smiling chicas cruising around in that bar. i wish there are more bars like hk.

glad you found many good ways to enjoy tj.


street walkers

behind the larger clubs, there is what is known as "the alley."
three of the girls were actually very attractive, and one was flat out stunning, a true nine. jenny was her name, and eo agreed that she was a very nice performer. it is amazing that the alley girls are actually as sweet a they are without being gfe. the story is this, the culture of the alley girls is that they save kissing for their novios and husbands- it is the culture of the venue, and as odd as it is, it is standard.

would would walk for hours, filling up on street food, hanging out and soaking in the scene. just off that street, on consitution, there is a section of chicas that dress in school girl outfits. eo referred to them as fembots, or as i thought, femots on cocaine. they preformed the most outragously animated, almost manical ritual of beckoning you with frantic clicks and whistles, exadurated gestures- it was like being in a horror fim and a porn film at the same time..loved it!

context. 15 out of 15 said that they would not engage in the act, with several acting as if i was petitioning them to eat iguana [CodeWord113] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord113)- it was just not happening. i would best on calle 6 in cr i would get 10 out of 15 to say yes, for the sake of comparison. the menu with the street girls is thus very limited.

the rooms, also, range from not bad at all to down right nasty. overall, i would say that if you only saw street girls and did not find other sources of action, you would not be pleased with the scene once if you have been to gfe centers of the world.

also, there are really some damn hot, very flaca chicas. two or three that i was with had straight up hot, very thin bods.

One Wing Low
03-16-10, 09:48
This sounds like Bunky giving detailed walking instructions in la Zona Roja to a bunch of ... pupils in his elementary school.

Of course Bunky the teacher has to sample all chicas first, before his class can take a crack at them...hehehe.


As the previously noted, this stretch of Avenida Constitucion is generally well-lit, well-populated and fairly safe.

HOWEVER as you head north toward the zona it gets a little dicey. If you are alert and on your guard you can safely make the walk. But you need to be vigilant about the choke hold muggers. Don't make this walk after midnight. Don't try it if you are even a little drunk. As you approach that last hill before the alley, walk in the street facing oncoming traffic. That way the rateros won't be able to spring out of a doorway or alley to grab you on the sidewalk. And you'll easily be able to stay clear of the cars.

Psychman
03-18-10, 03:24
This is a very comprehensive report. You guys do know how to enjoy the locals and have a good time.

IMHO the alley girls are more genuine, prudish Mexicans. Many come from rural backgrounds. They have not been urbanized or Westernized or trained by bar managers, so they tend to be a lot more conservative in sex. It's hard to ask them to do kinky stuffs. After a few times alley girls can be very friendly and accomodating. If they know you, they would treat you like friends and trust you to take lots of liberty to enjoy sex with them. There used to be a few very good-looking and very nice girls in the alley, like Daisy, Connie, Paola, Sol etc... They moved on.

I am surprised that you rated Jennifer highly in both looks and performance. If you refer to the little girl with short, curly, dirty blonde hair in front of the Cascada hotel, she's probably only a 5 in looks. She's like a kid. She lacks the dreamy, feminine charms of sexy women. In bed she would just spread her legs and look at you with her wide-open eyes and her constant smile. She never shows any passion or pleasure. So she's only rated slightly higher than a rubber doll... Again, personal tastes and preferences vary widely.

In contrary, Adelita girls act like hardened pros. They will do a lot of kinky stuffs if asked. The Adelita girls are obviously ruled strictly by the bar management, telling them where to stand, how to behave in the bar, what they have to do in the room etc... I just hate that strict commercial regimen for sex. It kills off any personal feelings between the girls and the guys. Very few bar chicas would express any pleasures, genuine or even fake, during sex. That takes away at least half, if not more, of the joy of sex.

I am in Adelita just about every week. Yet I find it hard to make personal connections with AB chicas since the turn over rate is high, and the chicas work unpredictable schedules. By the time you find the same chica again, it would have been weeks and they no longer remember who you are. I even owed some fuck money to a very good-looking, model quality chica in AB, but she never remembers. AB is definitely a high-volume fuck factory. I dont expect any personal connection there with the chicas.

I did find upscale bars in Bs As, like Black, Madaho, Gold... to have much better and classier looking girls than Adelita, if you use the international super model standards as a reference. The very dark bars and escort services in Bs As Centro OTH have some old women, mid 40's, not very attractive when seen in good light. Barbarella and Help in Rio used to have many strikingly beautiful girls. Adelita girls tend to be chubby, short and brown. If those are your preferences, then you have found your heaven...

TJ chicas dont do toda la noche much, probably because they can make adequate money steadily. They never seem desperate enough to do all nighters. Even the alley girls never think about doing TLN. The sweet, sexy Daisy quoted me $100 per hour. That's probably her average earning per hour hanging out in the alley.

The HK bar with its flirtsy, sexy, good-looking chicas and decent sound quality and lively shows, has become a very nice and entertaining partying place, in addition to being just a good fuck place. Even for non-Spanish speaking guys, it's lots of fun to have multiple sessions and hang out all night flirting with the pretty, sweet, smiling chicas cruising around in that bar. I wish there are more bars like HK.

Glad you found many good ways to enjoy TJ.

I don' know what doing the deed is like with Jenny- only received oral. It was very good. My wingman, who has spent a lot of time in MDE and is known as being very picky, thought she was very lovely. What can you say. Also, some people connect more than others, thus the your milage might vary.

As far as the conservative nature of the chicas- I really don;t feel like getting into a pissing constest over this one, but I disagree. I have been just about every state in Mexico, and have found some of the most conservative girls (socially and with external morals) to be some of the most passionate and intense. Now, this is NOT working girls, so here is the difference. What these girls learn is the culture of the alley- things they do, things they don't do (typically) cuase' its just not done (in other words, part of the unwrittten rules that make up what we know to be culture).

Paisas in some ways are very, very conservative, and girls from Lima even more so, but I have asked dozens the same question and only rarely have I been turned down...

Also, I was far "smoother" that merely blurting it out, it was part of the contest of negotiation, none of which bother them at all.

I will have to take your work for your experience at Adelitas- I did not session there, but certainly want to give it a shot, if nothing else I like the challenge of getting GFE where it is hard to find...

One Wing Low
03-19-10, 20:13
hi Drassel,

This is a novel and helpful suggestion to get GFE's. I tried it a long time ago. A few Indian girls were brought to me, not very good looking. They were supposed to work in hair salons, trying to pick up extra income.

Just be careful that most chicas who are not working in the main venues, like bars, strip clubs and the alley, are most likely rejects. They cannot make a living full time at the main venues, so are available on calls.

These chicas tend to be at the bottom of the attractiveness scale. Some are older, homeless street girls hooked on drugs and have no health cards. Some are American druggies hanging out in the slums waiting for their fixes.

It's a good suggestion worth trying. I would stop by the Zona hotels and try it. Perhaps the guys at Cascada or Leyva may know a few chicas who need to supplement their income doing TLN. They may offer better deals than the club girls. But I would never spend the whole night with any girls who are less than an 8 in both looks and personality. I would rather do many ST with the lookers.

Anybody got any good GF experiences toda la noche with nice, clean, pretty sweethearts, please post.



I've seen a lot of you complaining about service and prices. I have a technique that almost always works for me. It may not be everyone's cup of tea.

Tell him you want a girl for all night/2 hours/ 4hours whatever. Tell him you want a girl who likes to party.

He will get you a girl who will hang out with you for 2-4 hours and do WHATEVER you want her to do, all for $1000 pesos. The girl only gets half, so if she's good you may want to give her some more money to stick around longer. This is the price for a reasonably attractive 30 something. If you want a hot 19-year old, you'll have to pay about double that.

One Wing Low
03-23-10, 09:17
I can see another TJ addict right behind Derek, another monger from the east coast. Derek is barely functioning on weekdays as he daydreams of returning to TJ to screw as many sweet, pretty TJ chicas as he can get his hands on...hehehe.

The fun in HK is the interactions with the strippers and the edecans, flirting, groping, kissing, sniffing the girls for the $1 propinas, which is not possible in AB and CC unless to start buying lots of ficha drinks for them.

You and your friend made the right decision not going with the local Mexicans. They cannot deliver any better looking chicas than those working full time in the clubs, and they can get you into lots of big troubles.

Guys who live near TJ do get addicted into going every week. They all look towards the weekends in TJ for sex and entertainment with TJ girls. A whole wait staff at a Chinese restaurant here have GF's in TJ. They say GF sex is sweeter than commercial offerings. Just wait until they have to pay child support for a few little half Mexicans....hehehe.

I tried escorts at Mexico Lindo bar. They were mostly older, heavier, homely chicas with lots of mileage, so I never pursued escorts. For each escort I can have the love of 3 or 4 alley girls, who are usually younger, fresher, prettier and sweeter.

Are TJ chicas really that attractive and sexy? Have you gone to other countries in search of the ultimate sexperience?

Just on basis of atractiveness and sexiness in and out of bed, how are TJ chicas compared to girls in other major mongering countries, like Colombia, Costa Rica, DR, Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Thailand, China, Russia, The Philipines etc...?

I like Argentina girls the best, pretty, nice, gentle, caring ... and lots of fun, unlike the Adelita robots who would bolt from the room before the johns can pull off the bicycle tubes...

Glad you had such a good time in TJ and shared your experiences generously...


I was so sad leaving because if the circumstances were a little different I think I could have had the time of my life. It's a shame that I had to board a plane at 9am for the East coast or I would have been there when HK opened. Maybe someone can track down this girl and because I think she would go for a legit 3-some, not some BS mechanical stuff.

All of these great experiences will no doubt get me back to Tijuana faster than I probably should, but then again if I lived closer I would definitely have to refinance my house, it is addicting.

One Wing Low
03-25-10, 05:45
Supersteve,

I was wondering what happened to you with you PI trip. Was worried you may have fallen in without the rope around your waist...hehehe.

This is a very good comparison of many countries. Eventhough it may be subjective, it is well worth considering where to spend your time and money next.

Many bros have been telling me about the GFE's in the PI. Looks like very good deals to be had. Videos in Youtube shows PI girls have grown far more attractive and sexier over the years. Definitely worth exploring.

You are 1 of the few bros who mentioned the Americanization of CR chicas. Hell, I would probably have the same experience going to LA's latin massage parlors.

I was not impressed with Pattaya. the bar girls are older and rough looking country girls, not very sexy. The street girls sometimes look scary. Massage girls are not very good looking. The massage managers told me to go back to Bangkok if I want good-looking Thai girls. Pattaya beaches are littered with trash. There are not a lot of recreations other than eat, drink, screw... Phukhet may be a better balanced destination.

I heard lots of good stuff about MDE chicas. I am considering going with a few bros. I did have some very good experiences with Argentina girls. Hopefully MDE chicas have similar qualities. In the mean time TJ chicas can be very loving and lots of fun.

When you have a chance, post your PI experience blow by blow, thurst by thrust...


I just returned from Angeles City PI. The ladies in AC are far more GFE than the TJ, MDE, or CR, ladies out of the gate. DFK, BBBJCIM, LT sessions, are pretty much standard. Being small framed they, for the most part, are much tighter also.

Costs in PI are very inexpensive. BBBJCIM for 500 PHP ($11.00), and ST sessions from the girls on Blow Row (Santos St.) $ 700 PHP ($15.00) for two hours with a VGL (and they open at 6 AM), LT sessions, 8-10 hours, $ 1,300 PHP ($ 28.00) from a club girl, $ 3,000 PHP ($65) for a "feature dancer" LT.

I prefer Colombia, at this point. IMHO, some of the most beautiful ladies I have been with, and with passion in la cama.

In Costa Rica, it has become very Americanized.

Which is better? The one I am currently at. My amigos tell me that Pattaya is something that I must try, so that will be next year. My next trip, other than my usual visits to TJ, will be MDE in November....

One Wing Low
03-31-10, 01:59
I've seen health worker going around the alley checking the chicas for their health cards regularly. But I have never seen them checking anyone in the clubs.

So chances are fewer club girls would have health cards. Working in the clubs and charging higher rates do not necessarily make the chicas cleaner.

I did run into 2 alley chicas with the dead-fish odor this year. Chances are they are carrying some diseases.


Bad news. Hopefully it will blow over.

It just goes to show there is very little difference between club girls and SW's as far as health checks go.

Derekj6926
03-31-10, 03:25
This is probably a good thing putting the Chica's on notice to have their health cards. It is either that or the local government is having a war with the people who operate Zona Norte. Who knows but this will assure the girls in the alley will be checked regularly so the club will not suffer the loss of revenue from being closed for days at a time. I have always been amazed at how clean the women are in Zona Norte Tijuana~!~


I've seen health worker going around the alley checking the chicas for their health cards regularly. But I have never seen them checking anyone in the clubs.

So chances are fewer club girls would have health cards. Working in the clubs and charging higher rates do not necessarily make the chicas cleaner.

I did run into 2 alley chicas with the dead-fish odor this year. Chances are they are carrying some diseases.

Belgrath
03-31-10, 03:27
I've seen health worker going around the alley checking the chicas for their health cards regularly. But I have never seen them checking anyone in the clubs.

So chances are fewer club girls would have health cards. Working in the clubs and charging higher rates do not necessarily make the chicas cleaner.

I did run into 2 alley chicas with the dead-fish odor this year. Chances are they are carrying some diseases.

They raid the clubs it seems every few months or so usually in the evening. Usually after a hour or so the cops and inspector leave minus a few chicas and things go back to normal. This is the first time I recall them actually shutting a place down.

One Wing Low
04-01-10, 20:19
Looks like the beloved chicas of La Zona Norte were verbally abused and physically brutalized by the goon squad.

It's time our fine attorney bros step up and teach the goons some civility...


Original here:
http://www.la-ch.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3681:tras-filtracion-de-grabacion-clausuran-bares-de-la-zona-norte&catid=42:general&Itemid=62

Country John
04-01-10, 21:39
Looks like the beloved chicas of La Zona Norte were verbally abused and physically brutalized by the goon squad.

It's time our fine attorney bros step up and teach the goons some civility...

Turns out it was politically motivated. The inspector guy is in the pocket of one of the candidates for mayor of TJ, so he was just flexing his muscle (pun intended). On the other hand, all these girls working without getting tested is not OK either so if it gets sorted out, then thatīs not a bad thing. There is a push to get the girls off the street and into the hotel lobbies, but thatīs a bit into the future. Youīll probably see a lot of the hotels remodel their entranceways in the effort to pacify the powers that be, but girls posting on the street is a bit of a tradition here in TJ, so I wonīt be looking for major changes any time soon.

I remember the Zona before the streets and sidewalks were fixed and I kinda miss it but the new look is much better.

Country John

One Wing Low
04-02-10, 00:16
By reading the botched babel fish translation, it's not very clear what political motivations, and by whom, were at play at the expenses of the pretty TJ chicas.

Looks like a wiretap discovered the Inspector General calling up Zona's bar owners, threatening that state and local authorities are supporting mayoral candidate Carlos Torres against incumbent mayor Jorge Ramos, who is known for ties to Mexican organized crimes.

The inspector is employed by Jorge Ramos. He cannot be in the pocket of another candidate lest he gets fired by Jorge. He told bar owners, who are probably also heavily tied to Mexican gangs, that their fucking bars are making Jorge Ramos look real bad, providing ammunition to the state and local political machine to support candidate Carlos Torres to kick Jorge's ass this time. Bar owners expressed willingness to meet with and support incumbent mayor.

But Jorge Ramos still ordered a raid of La Zona Norte bars to make himself look better for the upcoming election. A raid that was probably leaked to the right people before hand so the impact wont be so severe and consequences wont be so dire.

The fine Zona chicas were thus arrested, publicly humiliated and brutalized as scape goats so Jorge can look like an altar boy at the upcoming election...

We need a more accurate translation of the news so we can tell for sure, who are screwing the chicas besides the paying johns...

Spanish literate bros please help!

BTW, it used to be a very sorry scene to see young, pretty Mexican chicas hang out among the filthy trash bins and muddy streets as recently as 3 years ago. La Zona Roja has been vastly improved and gentrified in the past 3 years. Nobody should miss the squalid and seedy streets before.

TJ is going the right direction by cleaning up Zona Norte's streets and remodeling the old seedy bars. Bars like HK have done excellent jobs providing lobbies where the chicas can do their business with grace and dignity, also improving the fun and recreation quotas significantly for the johns. The end effect would be improvements in economic, health, safety, culture...for all residents, workers and visitors of La Zona Rojas.

I think mayor Jorge Ramos should give HK bar's owner the Mexican Congressional Medal of Honor. Zona bar owners in return should send $1 propinas to the mayor regularly by the truck loads... Each and every Zona Norte chica deserves a purple heart for insults and injuries suffered at the brutal hands of the goon squad!


Turns out it was politically motivated. The inspector guy is in the pocket of one of the candidates for mayor of TJ, so he was just flexing his muscle (pun intended). On the other hand, all these girls working without getting tested is not OK either so if it gets sorted out, then thatīs not a bad thing. There is a push to get the girls off the street and into the hotel lobbies, but thatīs a bit into the future. Youīll probably see a lot of the hotels remodel their entranceways in the effort to pacify the powers that be, but girls posting on the street is a bit of a tradition here in TJ, so I wonīt be looking for major changes any time soon.

I remember the Zona before the streets and sidewalks were fixed and I kinda miss it but the new look is much better.

Country John

One Wing Low
04-05-10, 04:01
The shaking was not as bad as when the sailors from the US Pacific fleet come back to town...hehehe.


Is there any news about how severe the earth quake was in TJ that hit Baja today?

One Wing Low
04-06-10, 03:20
The bargain hunters for cheap sex now should know exactly where to go...


Where do old hookers go? This rather poignant article has a fascinating video about a "retirement home" for ex-hookers. Located in DF.

The first part of the video is here, the 2nd part is accessed via a link mid-way through the article.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/16/vbs.house.setting.sun/index.html

Phordphan
04-07-10, 00:47
The bargain hunters for cheap sex now should know exactly where to go...

$200MX is no bargain... There's lot of better looking ones on Constitucion that'll do the same for the same. :)

One Wing Low
04-11-10, 06:00
I just went with a bro. Yellow cabs still do 10-peso collectivo rides to Centro.

Just tell them you want to take the collectivo to Centro. They would load 4 to 5 passengers into the cab and drop you off on Constitucion and calle 3rd for 10 peso or $1.

From there just walk 2 blocks North pass the Mc Donalds to La Zona.

One Wing Low
04-15-10, 02:05
It's perverse to make the women beaten, humiliated, dehumanized for entertainment. I would much prefer the strip shows in HK where the chicas really feel good and sexy about themselves...

I suspect wife beating is pretty much accepted as the norm in Mexico and lots of third-world countries.

TJ chicas many times show up to work with lots of black and blue bruises, black eyes etc... Most would deny in shame that their novios beat them up.

It's a known phenomenon when men are under a lot of pressure, they have to take it out, inflicting pain on someone else, preferably someone very close and they love a lot, like the wife or their favorite child.

Just pray that when you are in pain, you will have the courage to go after your enemies instead of your loved ones!


I was in Las Chavelas Saturday night and saw a "show" that for this old fart was surreal.

In the front dance floor a guy was doing a simulated "beating" of a woman. While I don't thin he actually ever hit her, was really dragging her around by her hair, and pouring beer over her. This seemed to get the crowd going from the cheers each time he did it, both men and women.
Not my style, so I left, and am not sure where it went from there.

Phordphan
04-15-10, 03:38
i suspect wife beating is pretty much accepted as the norm in mexico and lots of third-world countries.

and you would be wrong. don't believe me, check the prisons. they're full of mexicans, and the only pos lower than a wife/woman abuser/[CodeWord126] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord126) is a child molester.

don't confuse mexico with saudi or iran. and don't confuse lowlife padrotes beating hookers with normal male/female interaction in mexico.

One Wing Low
04-17-10, 19:28
With all these detailed instructions for transportation from San Diego Int to TJ's La Zona Roja, out-of-state bros just have no chance to get lost and have no excuse not to spend all their vacation days in La Zona...hehehe.

Just be aware that San Diego's buses and trolleys would start at 6AM and stop sometimes around midnight. It would limit your flexibility when you want to get in and out of La Zona.

You should be able to book a cheap rental car for less than $25 a day, with unlimited mileage. Park it at the UETA lot on the West side of freeway 5 for $8 per 24 hours, or behind Jack in the Box on the East side for $5 every 8 hours.

You should not take the car into Mexico due to driving and parking hassles, insurance limits and the 2-3 hour wait to cross the border on the way back. But if you really want to drive across, just buy Mexico's insurance for about $12 a day. The same insurance coverage can be bought for only $4 a day in Rosarito Beach. Nothing is impossible in life. Dont let the little girls at the rental counters tell you what you can and cannot do!

The rental car may cost a few more bucks but should save you lots of time and hassle, and give you the best flexibility and security. You do want to save your time and energy to have the most fun in the best Mexican party town.

Also I eat street food all the time, but have occasionally gotten sick in my stomach for eating raw oyster with cucumber and tacos with guacamole sauce. It ruined my nights. The raw oyster was OK with lots of lemon juice, salt and red peper sauce. The tacos were OK without the guacamole sauce, which is creamy, acidly neutral, and is a good place for bacteria to breed. If you eat any raw food, make sure to add condiments with enough acid content to sterilize the bacterias.

There are plenty of restaurants around la Zona which serve hot cooked meals ( sign says COMIDA) for $5 to $7, which should be perfectly safe.

On the other hand, Dosequis has been eating a lot of fresh asses and pussies in La Zona, and he's not dying yet...

One Wing Low
04-18-10, 07:07
Yellow cab stopped its collectivo rides to Centro for 10 pesos. Ride to la Zona Roja is now back to $5.

Too bad. Otherwise you pervs would have a chance to come real close and mix with normal TJ people in the cramped cabs, instead of spending all your life in the bars, latching your mouths onto HK strippers' crotches like a bunch of hungry leeches...

Business in TJ is very slow. There are not too many tourists going to Revolucion or mongers going to La Zona Roja. The cab drivers are hungry but they are still a bunch of jovial guys. They were clowning for me in front of ads for clip joints and massage parlors, and wanted their pics taken.

I found most TJ cab drivers nice, honest, hardworking. They are sure as hell a lot nicer than cab drivers in New York. Just dont let them take you to Amnesia, Purple rain or any co-called private massage houses, where you get screwed with expensive no-sex lap dances, and they pocket the cover charges.

The woman acted surprised in the pic. No, she wasnt telling me to stick it into my own culo... She would be too old, too flabby for me. Most of the chicas working in the bars would be the pretty sweet young things who would be beauties in any international standard.

Derekj6926
04-18-10, 13:52
Peter I have to tell you about my snack in TJ! Last time in TJ while in a club hustling a sexy Chica an entrepreneur came into the club with her wares for sale strapped over her shoulders. She asked me if I wanted anything I said no but the Chica I was hustling wanted some beef jerky so I said sure whatever you want, she gets beef jerky, puts hot sauce on it then squeezed some lime over it and it was delicious, I had never seen this done before and it was a very good snack. The next day I was in another club hustling another chica when another entrepreneur came in to sell her goods strapped over her shoulders so I asked for some beef jerky, put the hot sauce on then squeezed the lime on while the Chica sat in amazement, so I fed her a piece of the beef jerky and then endulged myself. The Chicas says to me you just have to be a Mexican, I was curious why she made the comment so I asked her why? The Chica smiled real wide and said do you know what you are eating? I said yes beef jerky, she said NO you are eating dog!

Thankfully I had enough beer into me to not miss a beat and act as if it was not a problem, lol

Now how about that Peter!



With all these detailed instructions for transportation from San Diego Int to TJ's La Zona Roja, out-of-state bros just have no chance to get lost and have no excuse not to spend all their vacation days in La Zona...hehehe.

Just be aware that San Diego's buses and trolleys would start at 6AM and stop sometimes around midnight. It would limit your flexibility when you want to get in and out of La Zona.

You should be able to book a cheap rental car for less than $25 a day, with unlimited mileage. Park it at the UETA lot on the West side of freeway 5 for $8 per 24 hours, or behind Jack in the Box on the East side for $5 every 8 hours.

You should not take the car into Mexico due to driving and parking hassles, insurance limits and the 2-3 hour wait to cross the border on the way back. But if you really want to drive across, just buy Mexico's insurance for about $12 a day. The same insurance coverage can be bought for only $4 a day in Rosarito Beach. Nothing is impossible in life. Dont let the little girls at the rental counters tell you what you can and cannot do!

The rental car may cost a few more bucks but should save you lots of time and hassle, and give you the best flexibility and security. You do want to save your time and energy to have the most fun in the best Mexican party town.

Also I eat street food all the time, but have occasionally gotten sick in my stomach for eating raw oyster with cucumber and tacos with guacamole sauce. It ruined my nights. The raw oyster was OK with lots of lemon juice, salt and red peper sauce. The tacos were OK without the guacamole sauce, which is creamy, acidly neutral, and is a good place for bacteria to breed. If you eat any raw food, make sure to add condiments with enough acid content to sterilize the bacterias.

There are plenty of restaurants around la Zona which serve hot cooked meals ( sign says COMIDA) for $5 to $7, which should be perfectly safe.

On the other hand, Dosequis has been eating a lot of fresh asses and pussies in La Zona, and he's not dying yet...

Ninguno Especial
04-18-10, 16:16
Yellow cab stopped its collectivo rides to Centro for 10 pesos. Ride to la Zona Roja is now back to $5.



If you arrive during a slow period (not rush hour with a lot of Mexicans returning from work on this side) you can get the "Econo-Yellows" for as low as $3.00. They will ask for $5 but easily take $4. Just call their bluff and say you can walk a bit further and get a Libre for $3. Some will cave at this point, if not, ask the next one in line working your way down.

They park across the street from McDonalds down toward the corner where the turnstiles are. Took one Friday about 3:00 to ZN for $3.

One Wing Low
04-18-10, 18:03
This is one of those travel stories you can tell your grand children with relish, and they would probably get a good laugh out of it. Just leave out the sexy chicas part or you will turn all your offsprings into professional mongers... hehehe.

I suspect dog jerkies do exist in Mexico. Poorer countries would just not throw all that dog protein away. They would find creative ways to market it. A spicy jerky is a perfect snack for the macho guys sitting around drinking with his buddies. The taco stands on Constitucion sell a whole bunch of pigs' brain, feet, large and small intestines etc... Nothing surprises me.

I was hopping around the strip bars at Plaza 2000 in Cancun checking out the chicas. A few young, pretty chicas were drinking beer with nothing to snack on. They were sucking on slices of lemon dipped in salt and hot pepper sauce... I felt bad for the poor young things. So dog jerkies is highly probable in Mexico.

The chicas were most likely not kidding you about dog jerkies. She probably sensed that you are a worldly guy who would enjoy the unique tastes and flavors of foreign countries. So she made sure you knew it and enjoy it to the max.

What you could have done instead of trying to maintain your cool, calm, reserved manners, was to grab your throat with both hands, open your mouth wide, rolling your eyes, gasping for air... pretending you were choking... That would probably bring roaring laughs to the chicas, and they would have a good story to tell their grand children...hehehe.

The chicas love to be entertained with exaggerated gestures...


Peter I have to tell you about my snack in TJ! Last time in TJ while in a club hustling a sexy Chica an entrepreneur came into the club with her wares for sale strapped over her shoulders. She asked me if I wanted anything I said no but the Chica I was hustling wanted some beef jerky so I said sure whatever you want, she gets beef jerky, puts hot sauce on it then squeezed some lime over it and it was delicious, I had never seen this done before and it was a very good snack. The next day I was in another club hustling another chica when another entrepreneur came in to sell her goods strapped over her shoulders so I asked for some beef jerky, put the hot sauce on then squeezed the lime on while the Chica sat in amazement, so I fed her a piece of the beef jerky and then endulged myself. The Chicas says to me you just have to be a Mexican, I was curious why she made the comment so I asked her why? The Chica smiled real wide and said do you know what you are eating? I said yes beef jerky, she said NO you are eating dog!

Thankfully I had enough beer into me to not miss a beat and act as if it was not a problem, lol

Now how about that Peter!

One Wing Low
04-20-10, 07:51
This is funny...

At least you are an honest man to admit you let things slide out of hands, let other people manipulate and control the situation, got sweet talked by an average-looking chica into spending money on her ficha drinks, then more money for an unsatisfying romp in the bed.

We should learn from your experience. Choose your target and control the situation, and dont let them choose you. Focus on and keep going after your best targets, and tell all other chicas 'no mas dineros,' or 'no mas leche.' They are there to do business. They are not your GF. So you should not be shy to turn them down. It's amazing that the chicas maintain their grace, taking rejections after rejections every night.

I would not waste my time and money, unless I am fairly sure I would have a very passionate and sexy session with the chica. So I am always hanging out checking and flirting with the chicas before I propose. My success rate is probably around 70%.

There were a few very good-looking alley girls. A few were gone after 2009. But there are still many young, pretty spinners in the alley with small, tight body, natural boobs and honest feelings. Some of them do act like your horny girls-next-doors. They really turn me on. I just feel alley girls are more amateurish and less professional than club girls.

Anyway, you romp at Valentina probably looks like this one? There are many large, overweight chicas in local bars like Valentina or La Carreta. Dont know how they could attract anyone.



Now is where the problems started. And I want to stress that it was no fault of hers. Unless the girl is very small and very tight, CG just doesn't do it for me. I was unbelievably preoccupied with the time, and was stressing about getting back to the border and not being late for the game. And I hate 20 - 30 minute "quickies." Plus, despite her sweet attitude and willingness, she really wasn't my type. And, to add insult to injury, slamming 2 beers in 45 minutes is a bit much for me. So, on the flip to Mish, Phord Jr. decided to call it quits. :eek: Dammit, this NEVER happens to me in SEA. (Of course, there you have no time pressure, 3-hour "short-times" and all the girls have smokin' bods). But, she was very kind, and assisted with some manual stimulation until we could resume long enough for me to finish.


Looks - 5
Attitude - 8.5
Performance - 9

One Wing Low
05-05-10, 00:00
Looks like the chicas warned each other about the video filming from inside the car, so they all turned their faces before the car got there.

Gringos obviously were not aware of shit, as they kept walking into and hang around in the view, grinning their shit-eating grins...


This is how....
Very bad idea look at the girls all facing the wall. Also getting the Johns face on film NOT very cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJTVfd-_Jfo&NR=1

One Wing Low
05-06-10, 00:39
800 pesos or $70 is more than fair for HK chicas. Even the best-looking HK chicas would quote $60 right off the bat. They would go down to $50 if asked. I even did one for $40. She's not that hot and is no longer around.

I suspect if the chicas feel you are a nice guy who really enjoyed the session, some may try to weasel a few more dollars from you. It's unpleasant and would cut down a great part of any affection I have for them.

The girls who seem to enjoy the sex and dont give me any hassle usually get a good tip from me.

One Wing Low
05-06-10, 18:49
I usually hold up 2 of the blue 20-peso notes, telling taxi drivers, ' la linea , quaranta.' 95% of them would agree to go without any agument afterwards. If they dont agree, you can quickly go to the next guys. Not much talking or hasseling is required.

40 pesos is about $3.25.

You dont even have to say anything. Just hold up the 40-peso notes and they would understand.

It's small change, but one should keep alert and hone one's negotiating skills at all times. Life is all about negotiating for everything you want and make everyone agree to the deals and feel like they all won something very nice, not always has to be money, for themselves.

If you fuck up $5 taxi deals, nobody is gonna trust you to fuck around with $5 billion deals...

Smuler
05-07-10, 02:38
but one should keep alert and hone one's negotiating skills at all times. Life is all about negotiating for everything you want and make everyone agree to the deals and feel like they all won something very nice, not always has to be money, for themselvesExcellent advice regarding life skills

Best Regards,

Smuler

One Wing Low
05-10-10, 22:25
Is this the tiny chica with a big, hairy bush?

I thought you are still in love with Sofia? What happened bro?

You sslut! Now you are sneaking around, going to the alley, cheating on Sofia, having hot sex with this tiny girl all night... You are really hurting Sofia's feelings...

Well. The only way to make up to Sofia is to buy her a new car, new furniture for her apartment, a completely new wardrobe, new bunch of jewelries, new clothes and new toys for her kids... Am I forgetting anything ???


I visited with one of my street girls, she is really tiny, 4'1", 100 lbs at most, really petite, dark skinned, nice tan lines, long brown hair, and very sweet. She greated me with a big smile, and hugged me when she saw me, grabbed me by the hand and we made our way to the hotel. Inside the room, I sat on the bed watching her undress and we were chatting about her week, and mine. She acts very shy outside, but once in the room after a few laughs she loosens up and comes over to me in the underwear, pink cotton panties and bra. Just regular underwear no thong or gstring like the other girls, she had been wearing jeans, and a white top. She kisses me on my lips very lightly, I take the her underwear off, and stand long enough to get undressed. She asks me to lay down, and gets on top of me in a 69 position, she is so good about getting the rubber on with her mouth, it feels so good, I start licking her pussy and asshole concentrating in that sensitive area between them, she moans and goes* to work on my balls, we both are very excited and work on each other very passionately, then she mounts me cowgirl, I pull her down on me, and she kisses me as she cums, once she is done I grab her hips and start pumping really hard till I cum, she lays on my chest and stretches her legs out, caresses my face and begins kissing me very passionately, am in awe, this has never happened to me with a street girl. We lay like that till they knocked, Total damage $350 pesos for her, and $50 for the room, we dress and I head to HK, I sit with my buddies and enjoy the chicas walking by for a couple of hours, I don't find any one I like plus am still horny for my SW, so I go back to her, this time we session for an hour, and as before she was total GFE. Total damage $1000 pesos including the room, we both could barely stand after that, again head back to HK, and sit with one of my favorite chicas for the rest of the night, hugging and kissing and loving every minute of it.

One Wing Low
05-11-10, 13:57
This map has accurate details of all Zona Roja landmarks, also red highlights of dangerous streets and alleys that should be avoided.

Whoever prepared this map should add the legend for pussies, add them to all bars, also lined up wall-to-wall along the Callejon Coiahuila and at both of its ends.

Any newbie can easily find all sexy locations references in TJ posts. This map should be included in the Brockton's guide to TJ.


Here is a real good map of the Zona with a ton of landmarks (both architectural and human) http://tjzonamap.yolasite.com

Click on the map to see real pictures of that bar/hotel/landmark.

Xxnegrito
05-11-10, 15:07
Hey bro,

Me cheating. Noo, am just sampling merchandise, I love sofia, more than life it self and you did forget, travel to exotic destinations like xochimilco.


Is this the tiny chica with a big, hairy bush?

I thought you are still in love with Sofia? What happened bro?

You sslut! Now you are sneaking around, going to the alley, cheating on Sofia, having hot sex with this tiny girl all night... You are really hurting Sofia's feelings...

Well. The only way to make up to Sofia is to buy her a new car, new furniture for her apartment, a completely new wardrobe, new bunch of jewelries, new clothes and new toys for her kids... Am I forgetting anything ???

Artisttyp
05-11-10, 16:24
This map has accurate details of all Zona Roja landmarks, also red highlights of dangerous streets and alleys that should be avoided.

Whoever prepared this map should add the legend for pussies, add them to all bars, also lined up wall-to-wall along the Callejon Coiahuila and at both of its ends.

Any newbie can easily find all sexy locations references in TJ posts. This map should be included in the Brockton's guide to TJ.

GREAT MAP. Put it in ROD for sure.

One Wing Low
05-19-10, 06:57
I was eating my seafood coctele and tacos at the favorite taco stand on Nino heroes around midnight on Saturday.

There were 3 women carrying children, standing against the walls.

A woman had a little girl in the baby stroller and a boy running about. Both were less than 4 years old. They were getting hungry. They were staring at the tacos eaters intently.

The woman got a few crackers from the old seafood man. She gave them to the children who started munching. They were really hungry!

I had the taco guy fill up my beef soup and gave it to woman. She try to get the children to eat the soup with the plain crackers. I got change back from the taco guy. I gave the 10 peso coin to the guy telling him to bring a taco to the little girl.

Made me feel bad to see children begging for food at midnight. They are really hungry. I urge the bros not to give the children money, but to offer them some food.

One Wing Low
05-19-10, 07:17
I was hanging out in HK enjoying the chicas and the fun.

Started talking to a gringo sitting on the next stool. He turned out to be an American architect, working mostly in San Diego. He complained a few times about how tight the market is. His family and relatives all live around Southern California.

He has a young Mexican wife and 3 kids, living near the beach in Playa Tijuana. Yet, he's still out chasing more Mexican putas.

He talked to me quite a bit, seemed anxious to share his life experience in Mexico with someone who could speak English. He invited me to stay overnight at his house, but I already had plans that night. He gave me a San Diego tel and told me to call him next time and spend a weekend at his home.

We could stop by the local fish market to buy a load of meat and sea food, beers and tequila and party all night on the beach. His Mexican wife has a few young, single relatives who would love to meet gringos. She could invite a few young girls over to party. Hopefully they will look attractive and open for some hot sex.

It's very appealing as I enjoy immersing in local lifestyles when I travel overseas. What's better than staying with them a weekend to meet nonpro girls and see how real Mexican women treat their men, not the pros who work in the bars, trying to milk mongers dry.

I could use a wing man. Any bro interested in hanging out in la Zona then party at a bro's house near the beach, let me know.

Xxnegrito
05-19-10, 22:31
I know you have a great heart bro, I've seen you first hand. So I second that request, don't give the kids money, buy them food, they get beaten whether they get money or not and most of the time their parents are just drunks and addicts, so they starve either way, but if you feed them that goes directly to their tummies rather than the low life that forces them to work or beg.
I was eating my seafood coctele and tacos at the favorite taco stand on Nino heroes around midnight on Saturday.

There were 3 women carrying children, standing against the walls.

A woman had a little girl in the baby stroller and a boy running about. Both were less than 4 years old. They were getting hungry. They were staring at the tacos eaters intently.

The woman got a few crackers from the old seafood man. She gave them to the children who started munching. They were really hungry!

I had the taco guy fill up my beef soup and gave it to woman. She try to get the children to eat the soup with the plain crackers. I got change back from the taco guy. I gave the 10 peso coin to the guy telling him to bring a taco to the little girl.

Made me feel bad to see children begging for food at midnight. They are really hungry. I urge the bros not to give the children money, but to offer them some food.

One Wing Low
05-20-10, 08:35
Man. it's sad this bro had to stray away from his home turf for decades due to some harassments by TJ crooked, useless cops.

A few years ago I used to park my car in hotel Leyva lot, hang out in Chicago past midnight, waiting for my favoritas to show up.

Everytime I drove back towards the border the same old cops with long mustache and his young partner would chase me down with flashing beacon and stopped me at the darkest and loneliest spot in front of the deserted Purple Rain clip joint.

They would swagger over with old submachine guns slinging on their shoulders, accusing me of violating every traffic laws in Mexican books, searching my car, checking papers, sneering, threatening, smelling my breath etc... lots of bull shit.

I just kept denying all charges with whatever little Spanish I knew at the time, at the same time fearing the worst that they could get pissed off enough to put a bullet into my head. There was not even a soul in sight to bear any witness. When they found that I would not budge, the old cop would smile his sleaziest smiles and sneered through his teeth '...cervezas...cervezas...' His young butt boy would interpret for him that they wanted $20 for beers... I told them I was out of money. He lowered it to $10. I still did not have money. They fucked around a little longer then just packed up and left.

These fuckers probably have never spent a minute in their career fighting crimes. When facing real criminals, they would probably throw away their guns, offering up their butt holes to save their asses...hehehe.

Other times the fuckers pulled me over, I told him I was a homicide detective for San Diego Sheriff Department. They asked for PD ID. I told him I was undercover so left ID at home. Damn, were they impressed.

One time we were with some big shots, had a lot of drinks in HK and Adelita. We were pulled over right under El Arco. The driver did have a lot to drinks. The 2 cops went back and forth, trying to intimidate us, demanding $300 in fine. Again I was an undercover homicide detective, talking sense with the 2 crooks, finally offering $20 for official policia escort with flashing beacon and wailing siren back to the border...

Yet I kept driving back to TJ at night by myself many times. Later on I just took the cabs to avoid policias hassles.

Man. I was staring at death straight into the eyes with those crooked cops and their submachine guns many dark, lonely nights in TJ. That must be the equivalent of at least 27 years diving with Navy Seals at the YMCA, or perhaps launching off aircraft carriers in my own little F/A18, flying low and slow into ground fire, lobbing 500 lbs bombs on Al Qaeda... hehehe.


I'm a retired navy guy with 27 years of service...mongering mostly in Asia, Middle East, and Africa. I have been to Brazil a couple of times and really liked it. Other places on that side were Belize, Honduras, Costa Rica, and Trinidad. But, now I'm starting to look in my own back yard, TJ, to get my scheduled maintenance completed. I live in Pacific Beach and been in San Diego off and on since 1977. The few times I went to Mexico, I ran into trouble with cops pulling me over and of course, I could pay them for the ticket. So...I have been hesitant to go to TJ...that was until my second and last divorce! Plus, after a expensive trip to CR with all the girls asking $100 per hour, TJ seemed to be a better choice for scheduled maintenance.

I can thank Xxnegrito and Onewinglow for my first trip to the Zona a couple of weeks ago and I was pretty impressed that the amount of ass available only 30 minutes from my apartment. When I first walked in HK, I felt like I was home...can't recall the last time I sucked so many nipples and played with so many scratches in years...I was happy. Ended up with a street hottie with an ass from hell...a well 20 bucks spent there. And yes, for any extras, there was a $10 charge. Could use some recommendations for the street ladies.

We headed back down Revolution towards my hotel because my friend's buddy said that Club Platinum was really good. About half way down on the left, there was a new strip joint that opened, so we went up to take a look. There were a couple of lookers in there, otherwise the place was dead...this was around midnight. Off to Club Platinum, which turned out to be close to my hotel. No cover, and really no business in there whatsoever. There was one hottie that sat with me for a while and during the translation, she said she got off at 4 and would spend the night with me. But hell, after two women and drinking since 2pm, I knew I would be passed out by 4. The server brought our drinks and informed me that my margarita costs 8 bucks, and this was the point when I asked, "Does this include a freaken BJ?" I took my time sipping this damn drink.

I got back to the room about 2:30 and left for the border at 10 on Saturday morning. There was only a five minute wait (walking) to cross.

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TomJackin
05-20-10, 20:49
It is a damn shame! Out of the 30+ countries I traveled over the years, I only feared the local police in one country; Mexico, in particular Baja. I used love driving down to Rosarito and Ensenada for an overnight trip, but after being stopped the third time (for no apparent reason) I was done driving to Baja. All three stops had the same situation, my license would be taken and I would have to return to Tijuana on Monday to court to settle the case. But, I was able to pay the officer for the ticket each and every time. How fucking convenient.

That being said, I am becoming a fan of La Zona and the $5 taxi ride. La Zona has a scene which I think is quite compact and unique in itself. I'm sure there are some risks involved, but I have been looking over my shoulders for years and only carry enough money to lose for the day. I appreciate all the information the fellow mongers on this forum have to offer and look forward to buying each and every one of you a drink in HK.


Man. it's sad this bro had to stray away from his home turf for decades due to some harassments by TJ crooked, useless cops.

A few years ago I used to park my car in hotel Leyva lot, hang out in Chicago past midnight, waiting for my favoritas to show up.

Everytime I drove back towards the border the same old cops with long mustache and his young partner would chase me down with flashing beacon and stopped me at the darkest and loneliest spot in front of the deserted Purple Rain clip joint.

They would come over with old submachine guns slinging on their shoulders, accusing me of violating every traffic laws in Mexican books, searching my car, checking papers, sneering, threatening, smelling my breath etc... lots of bull shit.

I just kept denying all charges with whatever little Spanish I knew at the time, at the same time fearing the worst that they could get pissed off enough to put a bullet into my head. There was not even a soul in sight to bear any witness. When they found that I would not budge, the old cop would smile his sleaziest smiles and sneered through his teeth '...cervezas...cervezas...' His young butt boy would interpret for him that they wanted $20 for beers... I told them I was out of money. They fucked around a little then just packed up and gone.

These fuckers probably have never spent a minute in their career fighting crimes. When facing real criminals, they would probably throw away their guns, offering up their butt holes to save their asses...hehehe.

Other times the fuckers pulled me over, I told him I was a homicide detective for San Diego Sheriff Department. They asked for PD ID. I told him I was undercover so left ID at home. Damn, were they impressed.

One time we were with some big shots, had a lot of drinks in HK and Adelita. We were pulled over right under El Arco. The driver did have a lot to drinks. The 2 cops went back and forth, trying to intimidate us, demanding $300 in fine. Again I was an undercover homicide detective, talking sense with the 2 crooks, finally offering $20 for official policia escort with flashing beacon and wailing siren back to the border...

Yet I kept driving back to TJ at night by myself many times. Later on I just took the cabs to avoid policias hassles.

Man. I was looking at death straight into the eyes with those crooked cops and their submachine guns many dark, lonely nights in TJ. That must be the equivalent of at least 27 years diving with Navy Seals at the YMCA, or perhaps launching off aircraft carriers in my own little F/A18, flying low and slow into ground fire, lobbing 500 lbs bombs on Al Qaeda... hehehe.

One Wing Low
05-21-10, 09:53
I am guessing Bubble is probably around 18 since he's still a virgin, unless he's one of those sluts who's trying to lose his cherry when he's 12...hehehe.

If I were you, I would avoid the older chicas in the clubs. Some of those chicas are in mid 40's, who may be older than your mom! Sex with older women would probably trigger the Oedipal complex and residual guilts in the long term. Way too kinky for me. I would never even consider it.

Sex with girls in the same age group would be more fun, more wholesome, since people in the same age groups tend to have the same affinities, and feel, think, talk, act ... in similar ways, which help mutual feelings and understandings.

Younger girls may not be the most understanding, experienced or polished in bed, but their youthfulness, physical beauty and innocence would probably give you a much more satisfying sexperience.

Try the young, pretty alley chicas, some are very good-looking and classy. A few very nice and good-looking chicas hang out in front of long corridor of hotel Mini next to Bar Valentina.

Kenya is about 18, has a very pretty and intelligent face with unblemished light skin, curvy, slender, well-proportioned hard model body, flat ab, long legs, round, perky, natural B cups, one of the sexiest pair of boobs in the world... She looks more like a nice, sweet, well-bred suburban girl in the US. She's warm and pleasant, telling me a lot about her life at home in Jalisco first time I met her... It was very nice to ravage her sexy, unblemished body in the room with wall mirrors. She would do straight sex without clothes for 300 pesos.

One of Kenya's friends, Samantha, about 18, is a cute, young, fresh, petite, light-skinned girl with a very pretty and wholesome smiling face. She's not as classy as Kenya but nice, clean, pretty... She was clinging to me last week, sweet talking about how she was gonna give me the best session in my life without clothes...all for 200 pesos.

Alley girls are mostly younger and less hardened than club girls, more like girls next-door. After you do them a few times, they can give you very friendly sessions.

Relax and have fun with the young chicas. They are probably as horny but as scared and nervous as you....


So I'm thinking about making my first trip soon. Only problem is that I am a virgin, and I am worried that I won't be able to last more than five minutes. Will chicas agree to shorter sessions for less money? I wouldn't want to blow $60 and use only a fraction of my allotted time.

Sock111
05-21-10, 23:05
I got find this alley your talking about.


I am guessing Bubble is probably around 18 since he's still a virgin, unless he's one of those sluts who's trying to lose his cherry when he's 12. Hehehe.

If I were you, I would avoid the older chicas in the clubs. Some of those chicas are in mid 40's, who may be older than your mom! Sex with older women would probably trigger the Oedipal complex and residual guilts in the long term. Way too kinky for me. I would never even consider it.

Sex with girls in the same age group would be more fun, more wholesome, since people in the same age groups tend to have the same affinities, and feel, think, talk, act. In similar ways, which help mutual feelings and understandings.

Younger girls may not be the most understanding, experienced or polished in bed, but their youthfulness, physical beauty and innocence would probably give you a much more satisfying sexperience.

Try the young, pretty alley chicas, some are very good-looking and classy. A few very nice and good-looking chicas hang out in front of long corridor of hotel Mini next to Bar Valentina.

Kenya is about 18, has a very pretty and intelligent face with unblemished light skin, curvy, slender, well-proportioned hard model body, flat ab, long legs, round, perky, natural B cups, one of the sexiest pair of boobs in the world. She looks more like a nice, sweet, well-bred suburban girl in the US. She's warm and pleasant, telling me a lot about her life at home in Jalisco first time I met her. It was very nice to ravage her sexy, unblemished body in the room with wall mirrors. She would do straight sex without clothes for 300 pesos.

One of Kenya's friends, I forgot her name, about 18, is a cute, young, fresh, petite, light-skinned girl with a very pretty and wholesome smiling face. She's not as classy as Kenya but nice, clean, pretty. She was clinging to me last week, sweet talking about how she was going to give me the best session in my life without clothes. All for 200 pesos.

Alley girls are mostly younger and less hardened than club girls, more like the next-door girls. After you do them a few times, they can give you very friendly sessions.

Relax and have fun with the young chicas. They are probably as horny but as scared and nervous as you.

One Wing Low
05-23-10, 15:43
The old, crooked cops were just toying with you. You could have negotiated the propinas down to a pittance, rather than just forking over whatever they demanded!

I could not even bribe an Ensenada cop to get out of a ticket. He just took my driver license to the station where I negotiated and paid a $35 fine to the 'judge,' sitting in his small office with his cowboy boots on his desk...

There have been lots of improvements in TJ's policias. There are lots of new cops, mostly young men and women. They were obviously trained by US cops as they act very similar. It was nice to see some young girl (!) cops giving long lectures to the criminals they arrested!

After buying drinks in HK, you should buy a few in Adelita, or Silicone-addicted bros may get jealous...


It is a damn shame! Out of the 30+ countries I traveled over the years, I only feared the local police in one country; Mexico, in particular Baja. I used love driving down to Rosarito and Ensenada for an overnight trip, but after being stopped the third time (for no apparent reason) I was done driving to Baja. All three stops had the same situation, my license would be taken and I would have to return to Tijuana on Monday to court to settle the case. But, I was able to pay the officer for the ticket each and every time. How fucking convenient.

I appreciate all the information the fellow mongers on this forum have to offer and look forward to buying each and every one of you a drink in HK.

One Wing Low
05-23-10, 16:13
You did very well for your first TJ visit. Just so other newbies can figure out how easy it is to navigate TJ, can you speak any Spanish?

Ran into a young Asian bro in HK club who flew down from San Jose first time. He was deliriously happy hanging out in HK, saying, this is so much fun, San Jose is so boring.... I agreed with him completely. San Jose is deadly boring, full of working stiffs and their rude, ugly, greedy women... The town is so goddamn boring, every time I went there for business, I just could not wait to fly out..

The new, fresh girls are good finds in TJ bars. 1000 pesos for toda la noche is a very good deal. I know beauty is very subjective, but how good-looking was Claudia? How tall, how heavy? Last time I was in Tropical, there was only 1 half-way decent chica out of the dozen there. My taste tilts towards the skinny, light-skin North American looks. I have to go back looking at Tropical again after getting burned by that little tomboy Ariceli a few months back.

I know a few trophy chicas in HK who would go TLN for $200, starting after their shift at 3AM. I am sure the rate can be bargained down. Some of the good-looking alley girls even quoted $100 per hour for TLN.

But I would much rather do 5 different young, pretty girls a night, than doing the same girl 5 times, unless the girl is an exceptional beauty with class and good manners. Then I want to hold on tight to that soft, smooth, fragrant, sexy body and sleep like a baby all night...

La Chavelas has a lot of plumb, older women wearing loose, dark long dresses. You would never know how many layers of flesh they are hiding inside those big, frumpy dresses. I would never give them second looks and definitely would never let them touch my dick even if they beg and pay me big money...hehehe. These fat, ugly women give me a serious depression. That's why I spend most of my drinking time in HK club...

Life is strange. I saw many bros happily take older, saggy women from Adelita and HK to the hotels like coveted trophies... Tastes in beauty vary so widely that one man's trash may be another's treasure...

But life with all its varieties is delicious...



Had some business in SD, stayed in National City.

Headed to HKG, was very impressed with the place, giant strip club with many girls, at least half of them are sexy and in some cases beautiful too. The club felt very safe and I loved the foam shows and jacuzzi shows that are going on most of the time.

Visited Adelita's, nice girls but did not like the setup as much as HK, it is not a rowdy place, more like a regular strip club where you can also approach the girls.

Tropical regularly offer chicas. I ended up with Claudia at 3AM, she was brought in by my waiter, said she had worked there 2 weeks and had never been out with a customer. I asked her how much to get back to my hotel and she said she liked me and any price will be fine. Wow... I offered 1000P for TLN, which seemed reasonable compared to $60 + room fee for 30 minutes on site, and she immediately accepted. Blonde, fairly tall, she looked shy at first but turned out to be a young, still lactating (she did not want her breasts sucked unfortunately), mother with a great body. We had a very nice 2-hour session in which she came 4 times, the girl was non-stop action. I am quite sure she would have stayed all night but I wanted to sleep so I put her in a taxi at 5AM.

Overall a very nice experience.

Sock111
05-23-10, 19:19
Hey, there are just as many girls with real boobs in there as there are with silicone ones.


After buying drinks in HK, you should buy a few in Adelita, or Silicone-addicted bros may get jealous...

Libra 7474
05-24-10, 16:09
[QUOTE=Peter Pan 2009] San Jose is deadly boring, full of working stiffs and their rude, ugly, greedy women... The town is so goddamn boring, every time I went there for business, I just could not wait to fly out..
QUOTE]
I am from San Jose, and I couldn't agree more. This town is a wasteland...

One Wing Low
05-28-10, 10:14
I just hope Bubble realizes that if he tours the alley with senor Dosequis, he has to enjoy eating raw asses and fresh pussies... hehehe.


We all start into this hobby just lurking at first, so don't feel bad. Let me know if you need a wingman, I'll show you around, that is if you can hold your hormones another few days, I will be back in town on 6-1.

One Wing Low
05-28-10, 10:25
Damn.

AMF = American-Mexican fucker?

WAFI = What a fucking intelligent guy?

Between Space Cadet7's idiosyncracies and this outburst, I am not sure which one is more comical...


OK. A.M.F. Back on the Ignore list.

Marine county, indeed. Santa Cruz flat land?? WAFI

Sound7
05-28-10, 17:01
It is early for midnight summer in NH..

Code breaking by PP.


Damn.

AMF = American-Mexican fucker?

WAFI = What a fucking intelligent guy?

One Wing Low
05-29-10, 07:23
Perhaps it's true that Bubble's eyeballs are still virginal.

He hasnt found a way to stick them into any pussy yet....hehehe.


Wow, a virgin on the forum: I don't think we've ever had that before!!

Phordphan
05-29-10, 08:12
Damn.

AMF = American-Mexican fucker?

WAFI = What a fucking intelligent guy?

Between Space Cadet7's idiosyncracies and this outburst, I am not sure which one is more comical...

This once I will disabuse you of your ignorance.

As this is a Mexican forum, it's Adios, MotherFucker. Comprendes?

I'll bet you can figure out what the I in WAFI stands for if you apply yourself.

Stick to waxing lyrical about "innocent" hookers. :D

One Wing Low
05-29-10, 15:20
Last week as I was waiting for my wingman in front of hotel Mini, I had a good chance to watch the little girls hanging out in the alley.

They were chatting among themselves while looking out for johns. They had a good time poking fun in me, and were smiling, gigling, laughing each time I tell them 'no mas leche...' or sticking my tongue out, flicking it around like I was eating them out... They were blushing, smiling their sweet, shy smiles a lot.

Samantha, the little girl with a pretty face and a scar above her left eyes, was alternating between kidding and laughing with her friends, grabbing my dick and my butt, gesturing how she could blow me up for another session... She was full of fun, happy, innocent expressions, just like a little girl...

The chicas were bored standing around in the alley. They were having a new toy this week. They would chew on large pieces of gum, then take them out, quickly rolling them in the hands into big balls, stretch them out into large sheets, roll them into rings and bracelets, wear them on fingers and wrists, then roll them back to the large balls, put them back into their mouths and chew on them again...hehehe. Perhaps Space Cadet 7 could do another research about the health issues involving this chewing gum game...

A bunch of chicas kept doing the same thing over and over again quickly and mindlessly in the same pattern with their dexterious hands and fingers... looking funny like a bunch of little girls playing a game together...

TJ is right next to the US, but the people and their ways of life are so much different...

One Wing Low
05-31-10, 18:01
Playa Tijuana is about 5 miles West of La Zona Roja. Like most beaches in Mexico, it is heavily polluted with sewage from the Tijuana river. You can smell the sewage in the air. So I would never dunk in that water.

You can take a bus South to Rosarito beach, a party town but still heavily polluted. Or go further South to Ensenada. There are a few beaches along the way that are clean.

Mexicans are modest people, except the chicas in HK...hehehe. I never heard of a nude beach in this area.


Hi I am a newbie, have never been to Tijuana before but I am planning to go there in 2 weeks. Aside form all the exciting things I have read in this forum and BTW I appreciate it all, are there any public/nude beaches near Tijuana that any here know of? Any info on this is appreciated.

Xxnegrito
06-05-10, 05:55
What can I say Pete, I love a finger licking good!!! I love fresh seafood!


I just hope Bubble realizes that if he tours the alley with senor Dosequis, he has to enjoy eating raw asses and fresh pussies... hehehe.

One Wing Low
06-08-10, 04:09
Dont you know chicas and hotels in Mexico add surcharges for rednecks and Klansmen?

I heard Space Cadet 7 is actually a tall, muscular young black guy with a big, long dick, who loves to date white girls, especially virgins...

hehehe...


I escaped the soon-to-be-Sauna that was HK, and went for a stroll. The weather was so nice, I kinda hated to be inside.

Took a pass through Chavelas. I really hate the new layout. Lots of dance room, but I liked the old long bar. All the chicas perched there like so many

girls, but the 180p number was for the bar girls. WTF?? $15?? Three times the "Street Girl" rate?? For this shithole? (Now some more experienced guys can jump in here and let me know if the high buck rooms are better than the ones I saw in the hallway. Maybe you get more for your 180p?) In any case, I couldn't believe it. I absolutely hate being taken advantage of, especially in a down economy. Cascadas pulled that shit ($15/media hora) a while back. At least they can partially justify it because, by zona standards, they have much nicer rooms. Clean, reasonably large, good shower, etc. I expressed shock to the guy and protested that this was the same as Adelita. I just got a blank stare in return. So, my pissed-offedness overcame my horniness, I looked at them both, waved, said adios and walked out the door.

... Continued in the Street Girl thread ...

One Wing Low
06-14-10, 07:43
This is an excellent TR. Looked like you tried many different venues and had good times in many ways. This is great for a guy who's only been to TJ a few times. Pretty soon you will be known personally by every whoore in TJ. It sure beats going long distances to Thailand, Brazil, Costa Rica...

You should have let me know. I could have celebrated your birthday and you new liberty with you. Oh well... We can always celebrate next week. So your new place of worship is the fine HK club? I sure hope you are gonna go to church every weekend just like your mommy wanted you to...hehehe.

I have to try paella at that restaurant Lorca. Where is it at? The guy who works the pork roll at that taco stand sure works fast nonstop. I just love that crispy and tasty broiled pork in the hot chili sauce.

When I was in Las Pulgas, there were hundreds of young, good-looking girls partying and dancing, some even looked angelic, along with a lot of lonely gorditas... A lot of those girls were giving me the eyes. I suspect you dont need much Spanish as the chicas would make allowance for gringos. You should try to pick them up with just gestures and pidgeon Spanish.

You sure as hell got a lot more fun out of TJ than most old timers. Late at night, it may be prudent to take a taxi back to your hotel as Art 123 towards El Arco is known for choke-hold rateros...

Have fun and write more reports....


I noticed that over the years, my birthdays tended to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off more than I would enjoy them when I was younger. So I decided to do something about it this year. So with new expectations, condoms & lube, a pocket full of dollar bills, and a butt-load of pesos. I left for Tijuana at 2:00 on Friday afternoon and was in the hotel by 2:35. I parked in the overnight Duty Free lot for $8, bought some tequila, and headed for the yellow cabs. Prior to going, my friend that lives in Tijuana cashed in some dollars and got a decent rate of 12. 39. For this trip, I would try the peso route, with the advice from Phordphan.

The first stop was my place of worship; HK. Caught the end of the shaving creamy show. The girls actually seem to have fun sliding the length of the long stage. I walked around a bit and ran into to Tryra, who I was looking for anyway. We sat down a had a couple of drinks and some Don Julio shots. She told me HK did not open until 10, after the soccer game was over. Many of the other girls were sporting Mexican team clothing.

Besides Tryra, I asked at least 6 others how much for going upstairs, and they all quoted me $60. Except one chunky one sitting at the bar, who quoted $80. Which I wanted to say, but I didn't, "Enjoy that bar stool because you will be there throughout the night. " BTW, who is the girl that looks like botox went crazy on? Her lips, face, breast, and ass is way out of proportion. But I give her credit, she does her best to work the crowd.

I previously learned about a Spanish restaurant called Restaurant Lorca. There was a yellow cab at the hotel and the driver, Carlos, charged us $3 to get to the place. He came in with us, because I asked him to come back for us later. He left his number with a server. The food at this place was excellent, especially the paella & sangria, and at a good price. There was live music, and I heard happy birthday in Spanish and English (Spanish version is a lot longer).

I was suppose to meet a couple of people from work at Las Pulgas nightclub around 10, did not get there until 10: 30. This club is huge, and truly believe I was the only Gringo in the place. We hung out for about an hour and I did several walk arounds looking the people I was suppose to meet. Not there. I notice this club had no age barriers. Young and old enjoyed this place. And there were a lot of hot looking women and I thought about staying for a while and trying my luck, but because my Spanish is limited to "How are you" & "How much for 30 minutes, " I figure I didn't have much of a chance of picking a lady up out of this place.

My plan was to walk to the karaoke place and see if my buddy was still there. That was the plan and it sounded good at one point. I started walking back on the left side of the street, the one that has a slight incline, and planned on turning left to the arch. But on the way, I saw this stunning cutie and I practiced my two Spanish phrases, and this is where my plan went astray. Spent about 30 minutes with her and we, or at least I, had a good time. She told me her name, but I forgot it after about 5 minutes. Then her name became "Sweetie. " Finally made my way to the arch and took a cab back to the hotel around 2:00.

One Wing Low
06-14-10, 19:25
Anybody tried Wizdom escort? Their rate used to be $50-70 for an hour including a beer.

Their web site listed a dating lounge on Friday night for $25. I just hope they have armed security to prevent TJ's Gorditas Brigade to break down their doors...

http://wizdomescorts.com/
Toll Free 1-866-407-7813

Wizdom has sexy new ladies from Guadalajara eager to please You but unfortunately we are still in Guadalajara having allot of fun and recruiting more sexy Latina babes to please you .So please Be patient good things comes to those who wait .It's better not to give you guys a date we will let
everybody know 1 day before we return back to tj ,

One Wing Low
06-18-10, 18:10
Hotels in La Zona are OK. The rooms are all on top of the bars. The advantage is you can take a lot of girls there quickly for free. There are plenty of young and attractive girls in the alley with all sizes, shapes and personalities for 200-300 pesos toda sin ropa, literally, totally without clothes. They are sometimes prettier but mostly younger, spunkier and more fun than club girls.

Hotel Cascada is nice, clean, quiet. I was banging a HK chica in a room on 2nd floor when HK was going wild with its 2010 VIP Stripper contest downstairs, but I did not hear even a noise or any thumping. The room is small, about 10x10, with an open shower and a window into the hallway. It has a 32 in LCD TV. Did not see a safe, but I never heard of any incidents of theft in Zona Hotels. A bunch of young, good-looking girls hang out in front, Vanessa, the frozen barbie doll blonde, Michelle, who would spread wide and smile with her wide-open eyes...

If you are claustrophobic and need to see the sky, walk a few doors East of Cascada and look for hotel Mini at the end of a long, narrow corridor. It has about 10 rooms, all on 2nd floor, less clean than the Cascada, but all have wall mirrors and windows looking out the night sky. Kenya and Samantha are 2 very good-looking young girls here. Give them an extra 20-50 pesos and they are your good friends.

A few door East of Mini is Hotel Porton, new, nice an clean, all rooms are inside. A few pretty girls here. Maricela is a petit, pretty, chatty girl who would spread her legs wide and pull your butt in hard with each thrust. Just ask her if she loves sex, Tu gusta sexo? And she would give you a shy smile...

La Zona is lively well into 3 AM with lots of people, chicas and policia in the alley. It's OK to hang out late and take a taxi back to the hotel.

If you have only a few days in TJ, it's totally cool to be immersing in the sights, sounds, smells, tastes, feels ... of the sleazy world of sexy TJ chicas...

Artisttyp
06-18-10, 18:19
Did not see a safe, but I never heard of any incidents of theft in Zona Hotels.

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I would have to politely disagree with this. I've heard of several break ins at hotel leyva and rateros waiting around for guys that frequent these hotels.

My advice to a newbie is do what I do..bob and weave. Dip in and dip out of the zona. That way nobody gets to study you. I found out on my last trip how small the zona is. People will size you up in a second. If they feel they can hustle you then you are marked. There are rateros that have been on the same corners for years. They are professionals in what they do..

The zona is no joke. You can have a great time but it can turn on you very quickly.

Very true about the Sw's. TJ has really good looking SW's. The challenge is negotiating and getting good service.

One Wing Low
06-19-10, 20:45
Damn. Friday night I ran into at least 50 old gringos with gray hair, big bellies and blubbering muscles. So which one were you?

A few bros want to buy you your favorite drinks and rent you a HK panocha so you can park your face a while... You should wear one of those Artistty's T shirts with a sign around your neck for identification... hehehe.


I'll be down there this weekend, so if you see an old, gray haired gringo, with a big mass of blubbering muscle, say hello.

Health & happiness to all..........

One Wing Low
06-19-10, 21:26
I have been hanging around La Zona for 10 years, sometimes 3 nights a week. I am easily recognized. All street girls know me. They are always calling out, grabbing me, kidding around trying to get me to the rooms every time I walk in the alley, sometimes by myself late at night. I was there until 2 AM last night...

Yet in 10 years around La Zona, I have never been robbed, pick pocketed, cheated or put in any scary situation. That's a very good statistics. I would probably get robbed the first night I walk in downtown San Diego, LA, New York or Miami.

Of course you should be on guard, be aware of any potential threat and ready to strike back. Dont get falling down drunk by yourself on the street or you could become a target. If you feel drunk, walk in any bar and ask the meseros to get you a cab. Avoid walking in dark streets or going into dark, shabby alleys.

Some bros posted a map showing portions of Ave Constitucion, Calle Primera and Ave Nino Heroes where choke holds happened in the past. Just avoid walking there, or if you have to, walk in the middle of the street and take your chances dodging the Kamikaze cab drivers...

It's best to have a wingman so you can watch each other's back. If not, occasionally stop with your back against a wall and look for potential threats. Be ready to strike back at all times. Try to be aware of anyone walking within 10 steps behind you. Dont count on vendors or street people to fight for you, as they may be as scared as you...

Hotel Leyva has 3,4 muscle guys watching the parking lot. So you should be OK going in and out. There is no safe in the room, so dont leave any valuables there. I did leave a new lap top there one day. The women cleaned the room but nothing was missing.

The alley a few doors South of Chicago club has shady characters and druggies living in it. Avoid it like all other sleazy, dead-end alleys. Stay on the main streets with bright street lights and cops and you should be safe.

After hanging out in La Zona for 10 years, I can say it is reasonable safe for anyone to enjoy life in la Zona, unless he is a falling-down drunk, or a complete retard, or both... hehehe.


I would have to politely disagree with this. I've heard of several break ins at hotel leyva and rateros waiting around for guys that frequent these hotels.

My advice to a newbie is do what I do..bob and weave. Dip in and dip out of the zona. That way nobody gets to study you. I found out on my last trip how small the zona is. People will size you up in a second. If they feel they can hustle you then you are marked. There are rateros that have been on the same corners for years. They are professionals in what they do..

The zona is no joke. You can have a great time but it can turn on you very quickly.

Very true about the Sw's. TJ has really good looking SW's. The challenge is negotiating and getting good service.

Misteroc
06-20-10, 03:00
It's best to have a wingman so you can watch each other's back. If not, occasionally stop with your back against a wall and look for potential threats. Be ready to strike back at all times. Try to be aware of anyone walking within 10 steps behind you. Don't count on vendors or street people to fight for you, as they may be as scared as you.Excellent advice. In addition, I know many have no issues or troubles walking from La Frontera to la zona. I have done so myself. IMHO, there are more trolls watching you closely on the bridge area than in the zona itself. I prefer to blow the $5 on the taxi. $10 Roundtrip taxi is cheap insurance of having a good time without getting into anything unruly.

I was down there last week, very early. I arrived about 9am and left around noon. The bars don't open until about 10, so I just watch the shop keepers getting ready for the day, and the street girls as they start to appear. That is when you can be their first of the day. Also, the temp is a bit cooler, and the daylight lets you see more clearly the beauty to be had. Great time to hang out and meet the girls and enjoy the scenery and experience.

I hooked up with Rocio (Rosie) and later with Gabi. Both alley girls who stand on the HK side of the street. Both are young 20-something gorgeous girls wearing sexy clothes and with beautiful faces and bright attractive smiles.

Great personalities + great looks = great experience. Some of the stunners are not great en la cama. YMMV.

Gabi was especially sexy the way she took off her pink thong and used it to tie back her long, beautiful black hair so it would be out of her way when she sucked my dick.

There's a guy who hangs out at one of the alley ends. Always trying to run a scam, but mostly a big boisterous pain in the butt. Goes by the name Ramirez. Anyone know what is up with him? He is pushier than the other guys that just work a particular bar. Ramirez is always pushing a massage place. He's harder to shake than the others because his english is excellent and he is more in-your-face and bigger than most others.

Once the HK opened up I went in for a beer. Only about 6 girls in there, 2-3 guys. I watched a couple great dancers then took a girl into one of the VIPs for a BBBJ.

Took a cab back to la linea. Had a female taxi driver- that was a first. Picked her up in the alley in front of Las Chavellas. She was very pleasant and I enjoyed talking to her as she drove me and dropped me off. About 45 minutes from drop-off to past the border.

Always a fun get away.

One Wing Low
06-20-10, 15:06
Looks like you know La Zona well and had a great time.

Walking from the border to La Zona on the tourist walkway is OK during the day time when there are a few people around. But pedestrian traffic and business is down to perhaps 10% compared to a few years ago. So it's not much fun but too risky to walk that distance.

At night, the whole walk is dark and deserted. It's definitely risky to take that walk at night. Take the yellow Taxi Economico in front of the Mc Donald. It's only $3 to La Zona. Money well spent.

Glad you had good times with the street girls. They are more real people, usually younger and less hardened compared to bar girls, and can be a lot of fun. None of the street girls I have gone to bed with had fake boobs, some have very beautiful and natural bodies, and of course good, warm personalities.

I have been to many mongers' locations in the world. TJ feels safer than most. All my 10 years going to La Zona just about every weekend, hanging out all night in the clubs, walking around the block late at night, eating street foods, checking on alley girls, kidding around with them... I have never got into any troubles with or ever felt threatened by anyone. The chicas are nice, clean, good-looking, fun, honest, respectful... It's hard to beat TJ in the quality and value of the good times.

Glad you had a good time and shared it with the bros....


Excellent advice. In addition, I know many have no issues or troubles walking from La Frontera to la zona. I have done so myself. IMHO, there are more trolls watching you closely on the bridge area than in the zona itself. I prefer to blow the $5 on the taxi. $10 Roundtrip taxi is cheap insurance of having a good time without getting into anything unruly.

I hooked up with Rocio (Rosie) and later with Gabi. Both alley girls who stand on the HK side of the street. Both are young 20-something gorgeous girls wearing sexy clothes and with beautiful faces and bright attractive smiles.

Great personalities + great looks = great experience. Some of the stunners are not great en la cama. YMMV.

Gabi was especially sexy the way she took off her pink thong and used it to tie back her long, beautiful black hair so it would be out of her way when she sucked my dick.

Always a fun get away.

One Wing Low
06-20-10, 17:27
Hi Tom Jackin,

Restaurante Espanol Lorca looks really good. I have to try the paella and the roast suckling pig. Looks delicious.

That blog also pointed out Mariscos El Mazateno with some of the best seafood tacos somewhere near the Mercado Hidalgo market and Technologia areas? It opens 7AM to 7:30PM. Have to try that one too.

I printed out the page with the addresses and tel of these restaurants. I have a few guests over the July 4 weekend. Will cross the border and give the address to the taxi drivers. Should be a quick drive to these rerstaurants.

I dont think it's a good idea to take these friends to the mariscos and taco stands in La Zona Roja, as the street chicas would cling to me and insist on some BOOM BOOMs before I can go eat. It would be very embarassing to be well-known in the red light district and I would get busted...hehehehe.

Thanks for posting the ref's for these fine restaurants. The bros should definitely take a break from licking, sucking, screwing... and sample the finer cuisine in TJ.


Pete:

Thank you for the kind words and word of caution as well. It appears that there is fine dining in TJ and I learned this from a SD foodie. The address for Lorca is:

Restaurante Espanol Lorca
Calle Brasil 8630
Colonia Cacho, Tijuana
(664) 634-0366

The other restaurants I want to try are in this blog:

http://www.mattatouille.com/2009/07/baja-food-decathlon-part-2-tijuana.html

I will try Las Pulgas again on my next overnight trip. And yes, I plan to worship at my newfound place of worship at least one every two weeks. They tend to "pass the plate" in a fashion I truly understand.

One Wing Low
06-22-10, 17:16
Ya. It's lots of fun to flirt and play with the HK chicas. I dont like to sit in bars where chicas just stand around like zombies...

For a couple drinks you can park your face in HK's asses for hours. The poor strippers are usually hot, sweaty and thirsty after their strip routines. You should sit near pista sur, buy drinks for your favorite strippers and enjoy their fragrant, sweaty asses. You will be immensely popular.

You made a lot of friends this trip. But you did not mention screwing any chicas. Does your church require celibacy? Are you strictly a sniff and lick man?

hehehe.


Something else happened that was a first for me. This stunner wearing an small orange t-back outfit, with a hot body, and cute braces came by to say Hi. She opened her top, slid my happy face between her breasts, and shook them violently. But that was not the first time that had happened to me. I explained to her that I was more of an ass worshiper; even though I did enjoy her breasts. With that new information, she climbed up on the booth, straddled my legs, and planted her ass cheeks around my face, and shook them violently. My very first thought was, "I'm in ass heaven. Ahem! " But then there was a second thought, and I'm completely unsure why it even entered my mind, is was "Thank goodness I don't wear contact lenses because I would surely lose them during this beautiful event. "

Maribel keep stopping at the table to flirt and say Hi throughout the night. I think I was in HK for over 6 hours and the time flew by. Finally, Maribel just sat next to me and complained how hot it was in the place, stood up, took off her top, tied her top around her wrist, and sat back down. I provided the air condition up until I started running short of breath. Then she mentioned she needed a beer, gave me three dollars, and asked me to order her a regular beer, not one of the little ones. The dude from LA looked at me and said, "Never seen that before. " I replied, "In the house of worship, my lord works in mysterious ways and miracles can, and will happen if one is patient. " However, I did buy Maribel's next two regular beers.

I checked out LC and Adelita's. Both places were hopping! Adelita's had a large of amount of beautiful women throughout the club. Stopped in Chicago, busy as well, but not like the others. I also stopped in Playboy and Delicias just to check them out. Some woman latched on to me when I walked in Playboy, I checked out the scene, and turned around and left. A server stopped me and said, "One dollar for the lady" and I explained that she didn't even touch my dick. So no way. Walked around the "Goodie block" which landed me back at the taco stand. Two more pork tacos before the long trip home.

4. HK is addictive & I am born again. Ahem!

TomJackin
06-22-10, 20:45
Actually my new faith encourages debauchery at the highest level. But on Saturday evening, it seemed that I could not make my way out of HK. There was always the next one, then another one, and so forth.

Where and what is the pista sur? Geez, I really need to learn Spanish, or at least enough to get by.


Ya. It's lots of fun to flirt and play with the HK chicas. I dont like to sit in bars where chicas just stand around like zombies.

For a couple drinks you can park your face in HK's asses for hours. The poor strippers are usually hot, sweaty and thirsty after their strip routines. You should sit near pista sur, buy drinks for your favorite strippers and enjoy their fragrant, sweaty asses. You will be immensely popular.

You made a lot of friends this trip. But you did not mention screwing any chicas. Does your church require celibacy? Are you strictly a sniff and lick man?

hehehe.

One Wing Low
06-23-10, 01:01
What the MC calls Pista Sur is actually the new stage on the Coiahuila side, NOT the alley side.

Whatever, just sit near any stage. If you find a good stripper, tip her and mention to her to come by after the strip for a drink. They would sure appreciate a cold drink after a hot dance.

I found the chicas usually very sweaty after their dance. But if a perv likes to enjoy feminine odors and aromas to the max, who am I to bad mouth it? Just buy them a drink. Park your face in their butt cracks. Inhale their feminine, sweaty fragrances...

After the dance, some of these strippers' skin smell like men's locker rooms, their butt cracks smell like public restrooms...hehehe.


You really do need to learn Spanish. To me it enhances the sessions significantly. You chat up the girls in their native tongue and they'll use their tongue on you in creative ways. I've found girls mentioned on ISG as super businesslike/robots are much warmer and sweeter when you can communicate with them. Think of your trips to Hong Kong as Spanish lessons.

Pista sur means "south stage". Which at Hong Kong would be on the alley side of the house.

One Wing Low
06-24-10, 18:36
If you tip and buy drinks for any girl who comes by, eventually the whole bar will show up at your table...hahahaha.

As customers, we need to be more selective and vote with our money.

I would discourage the gorditas and bad-looking girls by refusing to tip them, saying 'no mas dinero, no more money,' and hope they would go away, stay home and abuse their novios with their excess weights and their ugliness. They usually remember and would not come over and annoy me again. If you tip them, they will remember and keep coming back when they see you in the bar.

Inversely, I would tip the good-looking and better strippers generously to encourage them to stay and work in HK. The strippers all work hard and deserve some tips for their performance. The better ones deserve more...


Actually my new faith encourages debauchery at the highest level. But on Saturday evening, it seemed that I could not make my way out of HK. There was always the next one, then another one, and so forth.

Where and what is the pista sur? Geez, I really need to learn Spanish, or at least enough to get by.

One Wing Low
06-25-10, 13:48
Hi Exotic,

Congrats for being able to make use of some very detailed info about TJ in this thread. Glad you had your Tijuana cherry broken quickly within 2.5 hours, including the walk from the border to La Zona Roja, which must be half hour each way.

That walk should give you some glimpses into the marginal lives of a lot of average Mexican people in this border town. There are of course the few rich and cultured elites, and poorer, but good and honest, people living in the surrounding areas.

The main issue with travel in other countries is personal safety. Looks like you felt safe and secured taking that roughly 4-mile walk in the day time. You could have taken a cab in front of the McDonald's to La Zona for $3. Would have saved you a lot of time and energy to spend with the girls, to sample other bars and various venues...

The Adelita's girl must have sensed you were a first-time visitor. Their standard service always includes a CBJ and sex in many positions. Most of them would go through that routine quickly to get you to blow your load, so they can go back down the bar to hook another monger. Her nice rack is probably fake. Some bar girls pump up their boobs so big they look rediculous. There are a few street girls whose boobs are perfectly round, full and natural, worth checking out.

When you come back next time, plan to spend more time to immerse in the life in Mexico. Hang out in HongKong bar and molest every girl inside. HK girls are usually younger, prettier and livelier than girls in other bars. Sample the street girls, some are young, pretty and spicy. Stay in a TJ hotel and book escorts via web sites like SEXYTIJUANA DOT COM etc... Escorts are about $50 to $100 for an hour. La Zona Roja is far more active with better selection of chicas during weekend after 8 PM.

I met some very good-looking girls in Montreal and Toronto. Please provide some comparisons to TJ scene.


No problem on the bridge as there was enough people on that too including a few cops. Once over, aimed towards the big arch landmark. Went through that as according to the maps on Arc 123 and Constitution was just two short blocks further along. Then I saw the first SWs and headed north. This was about 1 pm yesterday.

As expected, many of the SWs were fat pigs in my opinion but there were several hotties I would have done but since this was my first trip, I thought that I should stick to a bar girl from Adelitas as many before me have suggested.

Went into the Adelitas, walked around and there were certainly quite a few girls there. Just several guys. Most girls as reported just stayed where they were. After I sat down, one named Angelique came by. She was great looking as about a good third of the girls there were too. But for some reason, the name was somewhat familiar as I'm sure that I read about her somewhere on this board that she was one of those to be avoided. So I politely told her I was not interested.

Another girl came by later named Ivy. She spoke pretty decent English too and after some chit chat, she asked if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said let's go up to the hotel instead. After confirming the $60 rate and $12 for the hotel, we went up.

The room was okay with a shower and washroom. Since this was my first trip there and I was a bit anxious due to all the past danger reports, I didn't initially get hard right away. She stroked me some and then after I got semi hard, she put on a condom and said that she will do a BJ for a bit but for some reason, also mentioned that she doesn't normally do this (of course I wasn't really going to believe that).

I don't know how long this took but she said that it didn't take that long which was good (of course it's good for her). But that's okay, as my mission was accomplished.

I walked back towards the arch and the school girl uniform SWs were now out on the corner too. Like I said, there were several SWs I think I would have done but it probably wasn't a good idea for the first trip. Too bad I don't get down here more often.

After the border stop, I was back where the trolleys were. Headed back to the $5 parking lot where my rental car was. Total duration of trip was about only 2 to 2.5 hours.

Armed with all the info on this board as well as a few other websites on TJ, this excursion was easy as hell. I never felt in danger at all. Of course, I probably would take the cabs if it was a night trip but during the daytime, there definitely is a lot of pedestrian traffic to make it completely walkable.

Ivy from the Adelitas Bar has dark hair, not too chubby at all, a bit of a spinner once she's off her high heels and a nice rack. She also has a relatively high pitched voice I didn't really like but so what, she spoke decent English and was nice to talk to. She said she was 25.

Hope this report will be of use to those still hoping to make the trip.

One Wing Low
06-25-10, 23:41
I do all I can to ignore rude, illiterate, offensive people like you...


I was wondering why I was ignoring "Captain Solo", in fact I thought what did this guy ever do to annoy me enough? I looked back to see if PP's posts were still live but no, the old PP posts are all renamed. Thankfully ISG saves us the trouble of "re-ignoring" name changers.

One Wing Low
06-27-10, 18:32
Fortunately I do speak enough Spanish to have good times with the chicas, and I do pay in pesos anytime there is an advantage.

HK is a lot more fun with lots of pretty, sweet-smiling chicas. I havent gone to other bars in about 1 year. What's the point of going into bars that have only ugly, fat girls, or girls who would just stand around like they are dead? HK is the only place I hang out in nowadays.

When you take your dick out of Salma's old, saggy ass long enough, you may even notice there are many nice, sweet, pretty, young, innocent girls in TJ...hehehe.


Oh, C'mon. Dude's an expert. He's been coming to ZN for 10 years, 3 time a week. Cut him some slack.

I know I speak for a lot of guys who value the opinions of a long-term punter who doesn't speak Spanish, who still pays in dollars, who can't tell a fake boob from a natural boob by touch and who hasn't darkened the door of any TJ club except the Big 3 :D :D

Valuable insights all, especially about the young, shy, innocent chicas in one of the sleaziest bars in the northern hemisphere. :D :D

One Wing Low
06-27-10, 19:08
PM senor TJ Fanatic for his special Colombian GF. She's the big chica who hangs out on Art 123 everyday in a short skirt without panties, showing lots of long pubic hairs rippling in TJ wind...hehehe.

For 100 pesos you can have access to all her 5 tight holes, including her ears and her nose... hehehe. Not a bad deal.


Sup, took a trip to Tijiuana a while back when I stayed in San Diego. That said I will be trying to make a trip to San Diego again iin October. The last time I was there Taxi driver tried to cox me into taking a trip to Purple rain (after I mentioned Adelita and HK). I am looking at the Dominican as a backup option as well because P4P maybe cheaper and quality of girls higher.
Anyone who knows alternatives to Adelita and HK please PM, I am looking for high quality anything goings girls (greek, BBBJ included multiple pops preferred). I am reluctant to spend anything more that 100 roses but if she is a heavy hitter.

One Wing Low
07-01-10, 02:52
How far would it be from letting the dog lick her mouth to let it lick her pussy, and stick its dick into her holes?

I could never fuck girls who let their pets into their bedrooms. Too much distraction. And the dogs would get jealous that they did not have a chance to fuck. Many women obviosuly love their dogs more than men, even more than their husbands...

It's not hard to imagine that, when nobody is looking in their private places, these pet-loving women would let, or even encourage, their dogs to lick their pussies or to stick their dicks into their holes...

Looks to me that it's easy for women to be attached to, and become sexually involved with their pets. I did see a lady walking her dog in the neighborhood. When she took a break, the dog sniffed her crotch and had a raging hard on...hehehe. It was enmbarassing. Cant imagine what she would let the dog do to her in private...

Before leaving the house, you guys should remember to lock up your dogs, and ...throw the key away... But if your wives decide to break down the door with an ax...well, noone can stop the urge of nature...



I once had sex with a lady named kate I met on yahoo.com. Kate was an animal lover and liked to have her pets surrounding her when we were on the bed. Oddly enough I couldnt get off on that scene. One day while fucking she let the dog (german sheperd) lick her mouth and I almost heaved in the bed.

I ran and never came back to bestiality...too gross for me. I will stick with shit stained underwear.

Sorry to rant but [CodeWord139] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord139) doesnt come up much on the forum.

One Wing Low
07-03-10, 17:17
It's very nice to try to employ TJ girls. However, Border Patrol agents probably read ISG every day for fun. So it's risky. Besides, good-looking chicas can make good money in TJ. They would unlikely swim in the smelly TJ river to do illegal jobs in the US.

It's virtually impossible for young, unemployed girls from 3rd world to get any visas into the US. Immigration would immidiately suspect what they would do with their only assets.

Try advertise in your local ethnic papers. You'll be surprised how many legal girls would do rub and tug jobs.

You should give me a few coupons for free service at your grand opening... hehehe.


I am interested in starting an MP and have found a small group of interested partners to chip-in with start-up capital. How do I recruit girls from Mexico and other such places without running into the whole [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) mess. Or is it something I should better set-up through a syndicate (which in that case I may as well drop the idea)?
I have meet a few girls in the US but most at fast food chains etc anyone who can give me a tip or info please PM or post.
I know that I can sponsor some for work in the US but again you need proof of qualifications. Also the marriage route can get sticky. I assume it helps to have a place closure to the broader but unfortunately where I am setting up is pretty far from close.
Again any tips or info please PM.

I have also considered just trying to recruit the illegals that are already here that way they come to me and I am not stressed about front end cost if they make a break for it. That said how do I get the word out (Spanish ads in Latina neighborhoods?) without getting flagged.

One Wing Low
07-04-10, 17:52
Looks to me that most MP's are mom and pop operations. The MP's in Los Angeles are usually in some of the worst neighborhoods and most have armed security guys hanging out in the parking lots.

But I also know places that are just the mamasans and pretty girls. They have no guards and have been operating for years with no problems whasoever with gangs or cops.

A Korean woman ran strings of MP's in Southern California with her business manager until busted for prostitution and [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) a few years ago.
I had some great times with the nice, beautiful Korean girls that I really miss them.

As far as I can see morally and ethically, whatever 2 consenting adults decide to do with each other in private is their own business. The laws should have no business sticking its stupid nose into it. I dont condone prostituting or soliciting on the streets, as it degardes all girls in public and makes good girls afraid to walk the streets. The MP's are good, discreet solutions for normal human needs.

Fuck all these hypocritical laws when the local leaders and law men are out strealing and screwing all their constituents in sight...


Thanks Captain Solo and Sunset strip for the tips.

Firstly Sunset strip fear is a powerful tool running an MP is far from big time international believe me. Also I am not trying to set-up in tijuana in fact I haven't mentioned where for good reason. Ask Micheal Douglas's son how he became a hustla.
In any kind of business venture you fuck-up when you panic. I have already considered and studied the risks that said I posted on the forum because it is always good to have feedback (hell I am sure some gangbangers are already keeping their ears to the ground because of my post).
I will steal your ideas Captain Solo and once things get started up you and Sunset will get a free sessions for life. Thats if you can make the trip.

One Wing Low
07-04-10, 18:25
i was also disappointed to have missed arttist at the hk bar. the time i was there was the most crowded. i knew it would be difficult to recognize each other. he and tom jackin must have had secret codes to find each other.

i really wanted to hear his views about colombia. this guy has it made, cruising the world for the best mongering spots.

i am surprised you had problems finding bbbj. i found many alley girls who would do it without asking. the good-looking ones would probably want an extra 50-100 pesos or so... julie would let you eat any part of her anatomy to your heart content. she's very cool.

i agree hk is the sluttiest bar with the greatest values in the world. hk girls are very cute, sweet, sexy and good-looking. they have good manners and would have fun with you, let you grope them everywhere for a dollar propina. they can make me horny quickly. hk is a lot of fun with some of the best-looking girls in the world without breaking the bank, well, except tom jackin's bank, hehehe... he's like santa claus with dick to hk chicas.

if i find a good-looking girl, i would give them enough tips for their time, or buy them ficha drinks as necessary to keep them with me. once you stop tipping them or when their drinks are done, they will move on. i hope managers at other bars are smart enough to imitate hk's success. hk girls are also going to the hotels at much higher rate than adelita. hk has this slutty, freewheeling environment that makes it easy for chicas to cruise around flirting and convincing mongers to go upstairs. even the not so good looking girls can talk guys to take them to the hotel, must be because the are free to roam around the bar talking to johns.

i am glad you made your connections with the local photographers. i hope you guys can somehow capture in your arts the true beauty and gentleness of mexican girls to do them justice.

it's true that most service people i ran into in tj are kind and fun. treat them with the proper respect and it goes a long way. it must be shocking to go back to ny. tj girls have much better manners and are far less mercenary than girls in thailand and brazil for sure.

this is a very good trip report. it's very nice to hear your balanced views of all things tj.


my time is up fellows. i had a very good time in tj and was rather occupied with several different projects. girls:

tj is what it is. i did a little better this time finding bbbjs. you need to look for milfs on the side streets surrounding cohuilla and you need to be flexible in the looks department. it very difficult to get a spinner to let you lick her. at times i lost interest in having a session because it took so much effort to find what i want. all i did were street girls.

my experiences was just ok but i had a great time doing other stuff in tj.

bars:

hk is king. i did my best to go looking around in places ive never been but it was the same ol set up...just a few guys and some trashy girls looking for you to buy them drinks. not one of these clubs can compete with hk. hk is strip club where beers and drinks are $3 and you get to touch and fondle girls for $1. there is no competing with it.

* the only way the little places can out do hk is to get raunchy. they need to get little peep show type vip booths where you can have sexual services or the girls need to turn it up a notch and whip out your dick at the table for a hj. that is the only to get customers into those places. forget trying to sell you booze and all that bullshit. turn up the sex volume and maybe you will get some of hks customers. otherwise its like putting gas into a sinking ship imho.

as some of you may know i took several photos the last time i was here. i managed to get myself a show at a galleria here in either sept or nov. i will be showing with a photographer from la who takes photos of the street girls in zona norte and another two photographers from here in tj. the show will be called " el rubor bruto y la seduccion 664" which more or less means the good bad and the ugly of tj. i am very excitied.

*** i am very sorry to have missed seeing peter pan. i arranged to meet him at hk one night but fate was not on our side. i looked for him but could not find him. i am so sorry to have missed and i deeply apologize for any inconvinence it may have caused you. we need to get the pictures straighted out before i come next time so i can have a better idea what to look for...so sorry.

nice meeting tom jackin the ultimate john. if i was a working chica i definately would like to be your ***** on call. you are not a cheap charlie like myself. i dont envy it i just admire the respect you give the chicas. you seem to get the appreciation back. see you again next time around.

tomorrow july 4 i cross back to shit la vista for one lonely night by myself then off to new york late mon evening on a red eye flight.

people:

we all know the girls are hit or miss here but the people are always spot on. i am so addicted to the level of hospitality i have received here it will be incredibly hard to return to the american side. i had guys doing all sorts of favors for me and just treating me very well with so much respect. the cholos and all the other people i dealt with were extremely kind thats why i am always willing to come back to mexico.

end:

two weeks basically just in the centro ! service from chicasd were just ok but so much else to do and get involved in. all in all a very fun place to spend 2 weeks if you adventerous.

see you guys in september or november.


will cross the border tomorrow wearing my mexico fifa sweatshirt i bought!

One Wing Low
07-05-10, 19:50
I had problems dialing Mexico numbers using US mobile phones and have to pay steep roaming charges.

So I brought an old GSM mobile phone to TJ, trying to buy caseta to call TJ numbers. But the farmacy guy told me the caseta is very expensive, may as well buy a new Mexican mobile phone for $30-40 with caseta in it.

This is unusual as I could buy prepaid time for my GSM mobile phone just about everywhere in the world . The VOIP prepaid cards are very cheap and very good service to call any country.

Any bro know the cheapest or best ways to buy either caseta or mobile phone in TJ and where to buy them?

Appreciate any advise.

One Wing Low
07-06-10, 01:19
Hi Dos Equis,

Thanks for your suggestion.

Sofia has been crying her eyes out ever since you went down to Medellin. You did say you loved her every weekend while you were in TJ....hehehe.

I need a mobile phone with TJ number that I can call local TJ numbers while I am in TJ. The idea is to be able to call TJ escort quickly.

Any ideas?


I use www.Rebtel.com you register your cell, then register the international #s your want to call, they issue you a local us # to dial, and they charge you for the minute used, this ofcourse is to call from the us to anywhere in the world. I found it very convinient and cheaper.

One Wing Low
07-06-10, 03:13
Wow Joe,

You are a real bro. Thanks for the tip.

I am in HK just about every weekend. Let me know if you are in. Will buy you a few drinks.

Muchas gracias.


If you just need the chip, go to any Telcel agency (they are all over town) and pay them 125 pesos. This will give your GSM phone a TJ number. You need to buy prepaid credit that is sold in just about every little store.

If you need a new Mexican service cell phone, go to any Oxxo. They have phones there with chip for 300 to 1200 pesos. Some come with credit already loaded. Be sure that it is a Telcel....not MovieStar.

I hope that helps

One Wing Low
07-06-10, 05:57
Hi Steve,

Very good idea. Looks like I can buy a unlocked GSM quad-band phone and use it here in the US and buy SIM in any country when I am on the road.

Ebay has a bunch of AT&T and T Mobile phones for under $100, shipped out of ShenZhen, China. They are most likely unreliable counterfeits. I have to try to find a reliable brand with long-life battery so it wont die on me on the road.

Thanks for the info. Hope you are having a good time in TJ. Let me know when you go down on weekend. Will buy you a few drinks and swap some stories...



I would suggest buying an unlocked quad band phone with qwerty, used, on e-bay. Qwerty means that you have individual letters, like a key board, and don't have to hit the same key several times to get to the letter for text messages. If you buy a quad band, you can use it anywhere in the world.

I unlocked my daughters Samsung before she went to Cabo last week. She bought a Sim, and minutes, at the airport for $20.00. She came back with unused minutes on her phone.

Health & happiness to all............

One Wing Low
07-06-10, 06:21
Oh I got it now.

You are using the cheap Rebtel to call your new Colombian GF in Medellin everyday.

Damn. Wait until Sofia hears of this. Her heart would probably break wide open on HK's pista sur... hehehe.


I use www.Rebtel.com you register your cell, then register the international #s your want to call, they issue you a local us # to dial, and they charge you for the minute used, this ofcourse is to call from the us to anywhere in the world. I found it very convinient and cheaper.

One Wing Low
07-11-10, 20:47
There are lots of very good-looking young girls in clubs like Las Pulgas (The Fleas?). Anybody knows if there is a beauty pageant in Tijuana at any time during the year?

Among many cultural events, Tijuana should hold an annual beauty pageant to show off its pretty girls to the rest of the world. It would be a good opportunity to photograph Mexican beauties rather than having to surreptitiously take photos of questionable street girls on Coiahuila.

The pageant could be very popular and can be cheaply organized outdoors under a big white tent. Why are they not doing it?

TJ should show off its beautiful good girls in some dignified ways, like a beauty pageant. TJ should not let the world think Mexican girls all look ugly and slutty like street girls on Coihuila alley. Someone should propose this idea to the new mayor.

One Wing Low
07-12-10, 23:17
Crossing borders are major events for ICE. They do keep records of every entry.

Massive amount of data of each individual is available on line for ICE, including all arrests, warrants, convictions, even pending divorces and child supports litigations...

If anyone wants to put some heat on you, they may subpeona the border entries data and ask you to explain what you did in known mongering locations...

Everyone should try to have good covers and explanations for all visits to International Whoores Centrals...


Last question: When I return to the border, they swipe your passport. Does this record that you have crossed the border, or does it just pull up your info/status? Can they tell I have entered Mexico 3 nights in a row? Never been asked about it. Don't know if would be an issue..

One Wing Low
07-13-10, 01:56
I was crossing back to US at San Ysidro with a few other guys. One of these guys looked like a nice, fun, eligible middle-aged guy. His passport also showed lots of whooring-convention type of trips hehehe...

The woman agent took an interest in this guy for no reason. She was bitching about every little things, dragging out the process for several minutes, lecturing the guy about security risks involving traveling overseas etc... My impressions were that she was pissy because she knows eligible guys like him would go to TJ for sex with young girls, and would not take a second look at midlle-aged women like her in the US... They all know what these guys go to TJ for. She was just plain jealous.

If given hard times by any ICE, I suggest that everyone take down their names and immediately demand to see their supervisors to avoid unecessary harassments by agents. If they keep logging complaints, the assholes will lose their jobs, or get assigned to an Alaska border entry to process Russian visitors...

These low-level feds work for us; they are not our masters. Make sure this democracy works for us! If they fuck up, have one of those fine ambulance-chasing attorneys to work selflessly for our democracy ...hehehe.


I had a little ordeal crossing back myself. I was honest and said I was in TJ for two weeks. She had a hard time believing it but there is nothing illegal about it . I plan on doing the same thing for longer next time. I will say I know people.. My passport looks like a road map to sex central anyway.

I could have said I visited other areas in baja but why lie ? I did nothing wrong.

This is an interting topic regardless.

One Wing Low
07-13-10, 07:27
One of my friends forgot his passport and went to TJ anyway.

On the way back, he was asked only for his name and date of birth. The agent was able to pull up data, identify him and let him go through in a few seconds.

But if you keep forgetting your passport, they have the records of crossings and could give you hassles.

BTW, the agents at the border check points wear blue uniforms with ICE badge. The agents who are out in the field, patrolling the border, wear green uniforms with CBP badge.

One Wing Low
07-13-10, 19:03
Border Patrol agents are trained to ask stupid questions, designed to trip suspects. You never know when they may use your answers against you. It's prudent to be very brief, cirscumspect and to the point when answering their questions.

If their questions may cause you to incriminate yourself, just say you dont know the answers. It's the equivalent of pleading the 5th amendment.

They are there not to be your chumps, but to do their serious jobs. I would not kid around with them. They can cause major inconveniences, not worth the time and effort.

One Wing Low
07-14-10, 02:15
2 years a go I made many trips to CHina. Coming back to US, my name was in the ICE watch list for some reasons. They made me collect my luggage then hang around and wait for secondary inspection.

Half hour later, an old ICE guy took me to the secondary areas with the X-ray machines, carrying his lunch bag with him. On the way there, he casually asked me 'Why are they detaining you? Have you done anything ILLEGAL lately?'

I just could not believe the stupidity of the guy. But ICE inspectors are just clerical workers without much intelligence or education... I was thinking of a wise-ass answer, like ' umh... officer, is it ILLEGAL IF I fuck your wife and your daughters in your bedroom every time you go to work at the airport ...?'

But I know better than getting myself caught up in the heartless grinding machine of these government clerks. So with a very serious face, I said ' I have no idea... I am a perfectly patriotic and law-abiding US citizen...' They quickly let me go without searching or Xraying my luggage. A guy coming back from Pakistan had his large luggage emptied out on the counter and every little bag or box cut open... ICE was probably convinced the guy was Osama Bin Laden's secret homo BF hehehe...

I have seen a young and very pretty Cubana TSA at Miami Int made a young Argentinian girl take out her belt and pull down her jeans for inspection, as hundreds travellers were trudging through the security machines. The Argentinian girl happened to sit next to me on a flight to Bs As. She was crying of the indignity TSA made her go through. I was trying to help her with legal assistance to sue TSA's ass off. Her round boobies and long legs were very nice by the way.

On the way back, it was the same pretty and sexy Cubana TSA who rummaged through my luggage full of soiled and odorous underwear... She was probably wetting her panties smelling all that male odors from my underwear...

TSA quickly hired a lot of people to staff checkpoints at airports. Most of them are just rude, uneducated hard-core unemployed idiots. They make foreign visitors think Americans are all rude, stupid savages... In contrary, security staff at airport in china are mostly young, pretty college graduates. Sometimes I could not help having big erections watching those babes...

The US government is not winnning supports from its citizens by invading their privacy and trampling on their rights...

One Wing Low
07-14-10, 08:07
You are right. These guys are immigration inspectors. They are not Border Patrol agents.

They all carry pistols so I would not fuck with them! Well, except in an upscale, private place, when the mood is right, with that young, pretty female inspector... She could convince me to do a lot of sexy things...hehehe.


Those guys aren't Border Patrol Agents. They are lowly inspectors that wish they were agents. Don't sweat it, just answer them with a smile and never a lame joke.

One Wing Low
07-14-10, 17:04
Right on!

I get pissed off when these stupid, ignorant clerks abuse my rights.

I would demand to see their supervisors or take down their names, badge numbers and complain to their management in writing. If they have enough complaints logged agaisnt them, they could get booted out on their asses to work car washing jobs...

When I have to deal with low-level government clerks anywhere in the world, I always have a pen and note book in hand to write down info. They know I can and will screw them if they fuck up. That scares them shitless.

These inspectors probably have an union representing them. I would like to know their firing procedures...


But sadly most answer.I checked with head office on this in El Paso.They need to determine citizenship where you are going is a private matter,I am politet but firm,ask for a supervisor they will drop that question..too many of us relent and forfit our rights.Bigjohn

One Wing Low
07-15-10, 18:27
Ya Thursday nights are very nice because the best girls are working and the crowd is still waiting for their paychecks on Friday....hehehe. Only problem is most of my bros ususally go on Friday or Saturday nights...

But I also like Friday nights so I can trade BS with guys like this Mexican fucker who did 4 girls the same night... He's fun...


I've found in my experience the best days are in this order:
1) Saturday
2) Friday
3) Sunday
4) Thursday
5) Wednesday
6-7) tie Monday/Tuesday

Most girls will take off the time when their business will suffer the least. Most of the girls I know take Mon-Tue off and if their having a good month, Wednesday as well. My favorite day of the week is Thursday because that's when almost all of the a-list girls and there's few mongers getting between me and the seņoritas.

One Wing Low
07-15-10, 19:56
Every time I remember how easy and free it was to travel the world without having to put up with lots of bullshit and inconveniences, not to mention the grave risks of getting blown up in the sky, or get our throats slashed with box cutters.... I just hate these stupid, fucking terrorist assholes.

These terrorists are stupid, ugly, uncivilized, violent cowards. We should take all their oil and drive them into the desert to cross breed with their goats... It's a shame that the Islamic world produces a lot of evils, historically and even at the present time...

Let me add that Muslim girls are ugly, twisted, lying sluts. I had the misfortune to know a few and I wish I never did. As for the boys, never trust the stupid cowards who go around the world slashing harmless flight attendants' throats. They are worse than animals. We should never trust them...


Its all a joke they only do it seem like they are doing something to protect you.

They are doing racial profiling and the whole nine yards... What they should be doing is using that so-call vaunted spy network we got to find information, use local law enforcement and make arrest, this is what the rest of the world is doing.

One Wing Low
07-17-10, 18:09
Try hotel Leyva next to Chicago club. There should be no restriction on how many girls you can bring in.



I was in Tijuana the 5th. I stayed at Cascadia for $30 night. The room wasn't as good as I expected. So, they gave me another. One which included free Mariachi serenades until 4 am. I got four different SG. I paid three 60/hour. An one ripped me off for $40.

The thing is after I got ripped off. I complained. And after that they carded all my girls. One was turned away because her papers weren't in order.

After the third girl they threated to charge me $15 for each girl I brought back to the room.

I checked with the manager.

And he confirmed the hotel policy is to charge $15 for each girl after the FIRST

Could you guys recommend hotels in the zone where I won't be charged per girl?

One Wing Low
07-17-10, 19:15
I looked at their badges again. You are right. The border entry inspectors wear the blue uniforms and CBP badge. The guys out in the field wear green uniforms with the same badge.

Per Wikipedia, CBP has about 50,000 employees, compared to Immigration and Customs Enforcement Angency which has about 10,000.

So CBP mans all border check points and patrol the borders, while ICE investigates large-scale violations of Customs and Immigrations codes, like the meat and poultry processing plants in Arkansas, which hire large number of illegal workers a few years back.

The CBP patrol guys at San Ysidro were telling me how Mexicans would swim way out to the ocean to clear the fence, then swim back into Pacific beach. One told me he personally catches a few everyday. Their jobs are physically demanding and dangerous, especially with drug smugglers now well armed to protect their shipments across the border...


Look at the badges and patches again, Pete. The CBP uniforms are blue for people working at the ports of entry. The guys in the field in the white/green trucks do wear brown just like the Border Patrol did.

ICE agents tend to wear street clothes since most of their jobs aren't interfacing with the public. When they do raids they'll be wearing windbreakers with ICE or FEDERAL AGENT on it.

One Wing Low
07-17-10, 21:08
The rooms on 2nd floor on Constitucion side are new, with windows to outside, larger than HK's, CC's and Adelita's ST rooms, have A/C, but no safe and no WIFI. I had a new lap top, cameras etc... over a long weekend in the room but nothing was missing, but dont push your luck.

Leyva's is a lot quieter since it's not on top of a bar. You can come and go with any visitor as you please all night via the parking entrance. I never had any problems. Also many bar chicas live in this hotel so you may be able to snag a cheap toda la noche just hanging around late at night waiting for the right chicas to come back...

I used to stay in Leyva everytime I was in TJ because I like this chica Maria in Chicago, whom I had to do every time, and also because I could park the car near the room.

$1 propina to the parking attendants would make them your good friends and they would watch your car and your room carefully...


Do the rooms at Levya have air conditioning? and safety box? are they similar to the AB or CC short term rooms that the girls take you to? (or is it the same).

thanks.

One Wing Low
07-19-10, 07:21
I wouldnt do it quite the crude way you suggested.

However, I will stand up and fight for my rights every time.



Riiiiiight.

"I'm an American and I KNOW my rights! Who's your supervisor, little man? What's your name? I don't have to take any shit from the likes of YOU."

Oh, yeah. That approach works wonders in every country in the world...

One Wing Low
07-19-10, 17:53
Why dont you try your crude ways at these borders and tell us how that works?


No, I was simply illustrating absurdity by being absurd.

You stated that you carry around a notebook to foreign countries, and take names, or whatever, of the incompetent border drones. And you claimed that said actions scare the shit out of the same drones. All presumably so they don't give you grief and treat you with all the respect you think you deserve.

I think we'd all like a list of the countries where that sort of thing actually works... :)

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 03:22
Dont accuse me of anything unless you can back that up.

I dont need to tell you anything.


When I go to foreign countries I don't act like an asshole tourist. I don't take a notebook and write down crap about the border drones, and I don't threaten to fuck them over if they don't treat me nicely. And I don't claim that my mere presence with a notebook scares them shitless.

You claim to do all of the above. I don't believe it, but you did say it. I'm just asking where you tried such nonsense and whether or not it worked.

If you, in fact, don't do such nonsense, feel free to retact your earlier post and admit you were bullshitting everybody.

If you're interested maybe I'll tell you all about how politeness and deference, instead of "fighting for your rights," defuses situations in foreign countries where, I will point out, you have no "rights."

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 06:26
If you go around the world believing you have no rights, well, you are a bigger fool than I thought.

You are welcomed to act like a fool. I dont need to justify myself with you.


From your post on 7-14:

"When I have to deal with low-level government clerks anywhere in the world, I always have a pen and note book in hand to write down info. They know I can and will screw them if they fuck up. That scares them shitless."

I guess that backs it up pretty well. Apparently your memory is shorter than your dick. :D

No, you don't need to tell me anything. I think I made my point. Some of us know bullsh*t when we read it.

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 08:28
i agree that one should never show bad attitudes in dealing with authorities anywhere, especially on foreign soils. just calmly, politely and persistenly insist that your rights as foreign nationals, tourists, businessmen or even as just plain human beings ... be respected.

the legal approach to protect one's rights has worked for me with mexican policia in tj and other states, at many military check points in baja california. it worked well when facing nasty, out-of-line cbp agents at san ysidro entry. it worked for me in difficult situations in a few 3rd-world countries that i should not disclose here. hell, it even works well in shopping malls and ebay etc...

in foreign relations, being nice usually means you will get raped and laughed at. the late president lyndon b. johnson was realistic in the 60's when he mused that russians wanted all americans' peckers in their pockets...hehe. btw lbj actually enacted lots of legislations and executive policies that realized dissegregation of the races and legal protection of equal rights for minorities in the us.

as winston churchill very well said ' speak softly and carry a big stick...' calmly insist on your rights and you will win your ways plus the respect of your enemies as well as your friends. you might even turn around a few rogue bullies who are used to abuse others...


well, maybe you're right. i wish you'd have been with me a few years back when i was stopped at a military checkpoint in rural myanmar. you could have showed the soldiers your little notebook and explained your rights to them.

i'm sure they would have been impressed. probably scared shitless, too!

same goes for dimwit thai border drones. who needs a smile and a kind word (and maybe a couple of baht to grease the wheels) when you have a terror-inspiring notebook?

maybe it works with mexican border drones?

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 17:00
What are you? A horny historian?

A lot of sources credited Teddy Roosevelt with saying that:

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Theodore Roosevelt

However, it's not an original statement but a West African proverb. So Winston Churchill may have used it too. How about this:

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill was a tough character.


It was Theodore Roosevelt that said that.

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 17:33
How about this:

'There is not a single brown, juicy anus NOT worth eating...'
Dos Equis

'One HongKong chica is worth 1000 wives...'
Tom Jackins



Interesting. One learns the darnest things on this website. Now can everyone please go back to GETTING LAID?!?! :)

One Wing Low
07-20-10, 22:23
Was your bible published by Hefner & Flynt?


I thought I read it in the bible. Right after "thou shalt cross the border @ San Ysidro and covet the bonita chica's for just a few pesos".

One Wing Low
07-24-10, 01:32
Wow! wow! Slow down Big John. Dont talk, write, eat, fuck ... big and fast all in 1 breath....

Heard rumors that TJ chicas are very special... Their pussies reportedly have teeth as sharp as bear traps... Take it slow and check them out carefully.

Hope you dont dont lose your dick clean off on your first day in TJ....hehe.



First time in TJ been all over Mexico and World. !!Big John

One Wing Low
07-25-10, 01:34
You got a great deal doing a Tropical chicas for 300-400 pesos. That's street girls' prices plus some more if you want BBBJ. You must have big balls to propose 200 pesos to a bar girl. Some may be so insulted that they may kick you in the groin...hehe.

Try Las Pulgas for some freebies. There should be plenty of girls of all sizes, shapes, ages ... They would just sit around with their buckets of beers staring at you. Just mosey over and make some friends. Should be able to take a freebie for the night.

Have fun...


Went to Tropical where I scored.I like older chicas,Lucy,morena,a it gorda great service and personality.She asked for $60,I said 200pesos we both laughed amazingly she agreed to 300p!Later gave 400 p including propina.Worth every peso!Asked for no money up front todo sin ropa great long BBJ job fairly good message and BBJ in regardera otra vez!Really lots of fun!She really enjoyed too or a great actress probably the latter!
Tried to score a 30 maquilla worker but failed!Think maybe Las Pulgas tonight.Big John

One Wing Low
07-26-10, 21:00
Over the year I have seen many lesbian sessions in HK. It seems the guys had arrangements with HK to be on stage with the chicas. They would sit around the stage then strip down to their boxer shorts and join in.

I have never seen a guy who got an erection on that stage despite the girls' vigorous manipulation...

I have never seen the girls use dildos on each other either... They would just lick and suck each other and insert the candles in their pussies...

I wonder if sex is allowed on stage in Mexico? Would be heaven for the exhibitionists...


I was there for that too. It was hilarious. The girl made fun of him by saying she couldn't find it and the announcer was saying stuff like "We need to find a bigger guy". I definitely felt sorry for the guy. Still very entertaining though.

One Wing Low
07-26-10, 22:22
Jeeeezzzzzz. Sorry to hear Big John got a very rough deal from a Las Pulgas semi-pro. Big John should have demanded mucho dineros and propina from this ugly biitch for giving a few good fucks instead... Hehehe.

This is a good lesson for the bros not to waste any time and cerveza money for the ugly semi-pro hookers in Las Pulgas. These ugly semi-pros would probably never be able to hook any monger in la Zona. They would probably have to pay for sex...I am disgusted with these ugly whoores hanging out in clubs, disguising themselves as good girls. They make good girls look bad by association and should be banned from the clubs.

Looks like there are lots of sweeter, far better-looking chicas in La Zona who would give you honest deals.

Glad that you find out this BS at Las Pulgas for the bros... Take care and stay safe.


Yesterday went to car show on the Rev also to a mercado de las pulgas(flea market)then later to the bar Las Pulgas!About 3pm,had couple Tecates bs with some chicas thinking about leaving

Naked she looked pretty bad.Not good in sack at all very drunk and darn near knocked out by front teeth when slammed her head into her pussy she was very wet for sure then almost lost junior with her rough bbjs.She stayed about 4 hours several not good pops!Left around 6am.Being a gentleman offered her 50p taxi fare then she demanded 500pesos for her kids!Bet I spent 300p on beer for her previously!She got very mad and insulting too!No way!Nada for her!Probably try to recover for a day,then la zona manana.Zona way cheaper way better.Big John

One Wing Low
07-26-10, 22:38
When I was in Las Pulgas a few months ago, I found a few nice, clean,pretty, very sweet-looking young girls, almost angelic-looking. Would have been very nice to know a few good girls to hang out with in TJ.

I am disappointed that they would ask for taxi money, and in Big John's case, straigh out money for sex rendered...

Life is very hard in Mexico, especially TJ. But any friends who ask for money are really not friends. They are just service providers, in which case it's best to understand exactly what are being exchanged for how much...

It's much better to go to La Zona to pay for the honest chicas company and sex...


Something along those lines happened to me but no sex was involved. I was hanging by myself when a girl motioned me over to her table....went through the intro's etc. Her friend gets another single guy to come over then the WAITER arrived.

I don't get into the drinks business and I straight out said it. We danced for a bit. I did buy her one beer though. Before I got the chance to get up and go one of them asks me for cab fare home. I just got up and left. The other guy stayed.

Anybody know of any MILF hangouts besides the zona ?

One Wing Low
07-27-10, 01:22
Check out the big Colombian girl who hangs out in her short skirt without panties on Art 123, on the North West corner of Constitucion.

Sunset Strip reported her offering anal sessions for 100p.

To be a good deal for budget mongers, you have to be able to convince her to pay for the room, then buy you dinner with a few beers afterwards...hehe.



The Internet Cafe that is 6pesos per hour has a promocion.Open 8am to midnight a 30p flat rate for 30pesos up to 16 hours they have in and out priveleges plus a good printer one peso per page.Very bad place for Net addicts.Again pass Hotel Paris another hotel travel agency close to Zapata y Constittion.Then from great food cross Contitution go about half a block El Herrado crammed with locals!Huge quesadillas con carne 25 pesos.Very tasty.If you get to Banamex you went too far.Big John Ps.today my teeth and junior from HER teeth attempt recovery!

One Wing Low
08-04-10, 05:40
This is the red bus that goes from San Ysidro border parking into TJ and continues on for Rosarito and Ensenada ect...

The red bus terminal is at the shopping mall at the far South end of Revolution, across the street from the Jai Alai stadium.

San Ysidro would be a lot further.

A walk to Adelita is about 7, 8 blocks. I used to do it in the day time but would never do it at night...


Where does the bus drop you off in TJ? Close enough to walk over to Adelitas?

Or is it better to get drop off at San Ysidro, and take a taxi?

One Wing Low
08-06-10, 06:06
Wear your nuclear holocaust mask...


I just asked this on the thailand thread, but am
planning on going to TJ in a couple of months so want to ask about Tijuana as well.

How bad is the smoke in the bars there? Hong Kong, AD, CC, etc. Also, do hotels like the Ticuan have decent non-smoking rooms and are they really non-smoking or do they have some smoke residue?

I ask because I am pretty allergic to smoke. Can probably manage a couple of hours in a club but could not stay overnight in a smoking room.

Thanks!

One Wing Low
08-06-10, 13:38
Thanks to SpaceCadet7 for this info about the ABC bus to Ensenada. I would take the $6.50 bus over driving anytime. Can SpaceCadet7 confirm the ABC bus stop at Plaza Viva is at the rotary beyond the McDonalds, that it departs every half hour, and the last bus leaves Ensenada at 8PM?

Spacecadet7 should call up the Mexican phone numbers below, practice his pidgin Spanish and confirm all infos. There are a few very sexy, naked chicas waiting on these phone lines...hehe.

Last time local people told me there was no bus to Ensenada from the border. I had to walk to the little terminal next to the Wax Museum, take a bus to TJ Central Terminal, then went from there, which was way too inconvenient.

Somehow I feel TJ's published bus schedules are far less reliable than the chicas in the alley... A few times my plans to go to Ensenada via bus ended up stopping in the Coiahuila alley and progressed no further...hehe.

http://www.baja-web.com/schedule.htm

BUS TERMINAL, AUTOTRANSPORTES A.B.C. Tel. 011-52 (664) 683-5681 *Calzada Lazaro Cardenas at Rio Alamar, La Mesa..
BUS TERMINAL, AUTOTRANSPORTES DEL PACIFICO Tel. 011-52 (664) 621-2983 * Calzada Lazaro Cardenas at Rio Alamar, La Mesa.

Getting to Ensenada by Bus from US or TJ :

From the Plaza Viva (Tijuana, Pueblo Mexico), If visiting Ensenada by Bus from the San Diego area, the best option is to take the San Diego Trolley to San Ysidro, then walk across the border to the small Plaza Viva bus station. ABC buses depart for Ensenada every half hour from 6a.m. until 9:30p.m. (tel. (664) 683-5681). ABC buses arrive in Ensenada at the Ensenada Central Terminal (Central Camionera on Av. Riveroll & Calle 11. ABC buses depart from Ensenada to the Tijuana border ( la linea. ) every half hour from 6a.m. until 8p.m. (tel. (646)178-6680 or (664)178-1323). One-way fare is about $6.50dlls.

Also at Plaza Viva, Aragon buses depart for Ensenada every hour from 6a.m. until 10p.m. (tel. (664)683-5622). They arrive in Ensenada at their own terminal on Av. Riveroll & Calle 8. Aragon buses depart from Ensenada to the Tijuana border (. la linea. ) every hour from 5a.m. until 9:30p.m. (tel. (646)178-8521 or (646)174-0717). One-way fare is about $6.50dlls.

One Wing Low
08-06-10, 14:25
I usually find a seat near the entrance where there is more fresh air.

I like to smoke as I drink, so the smoke does not bother me. But after a few hours in HK, my clothes reek of smoky odors and the girls are always making fun of it.

Street girls are fine. In between you can sit at the sidewalk restaurants in the alley. There are lots of car, SUV and pick up trucks parading slowly through the alley so their smoke may be even worse than the bars'.


Thanks Dornyone (and Captain Solo). Hmmm, I may make my trip shorter than planned, and stick to street girls for most of it.

I hate Zyrtec, has some odd side effects. Clariton is not as effective for me, but will have to do.

One Wing Low
08-07-10, 18:42
All my bros chickened out from going to TJ this weekend. I am very lonely huhu...

Any bros wanting to car pool from Los Angeles or Orange County to TJ on weekends with pick up along the 5 freeway, please PM me.

Will share gas money and buy you a couple drinks...

One Wing Low
08-08-10, 15:51
This place used to advertise in ISG. They are manufacturer of generic drugs in India.

Their generic Viagras work great, but variations of generic Cialis are just duds. They have many cheap deals, giving you frees samples with orders etc... You should order a few kilos to make sure you never run out of ammo...hehe:

Securetabs.com
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0-808-234-2048 (United Kingdom Toll Free)
1-800-305-436 (Australia Toll Free)
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I'll usually restock my supply of Maxifort at the farmacia next door to Milenio just across the street from the turnstiles, but it closes early and so Milenio is my fallback. But it closes at 10pm. The other night I showed up at 950pm and they were already closed. I asked a taxi to take me to a pharmacy on the way to Adelita and the first random little farmacia he stopped at wanted to sell me one pill for $10! Considering the place next to Mlilenio sells bottles of 10 for $40, or Milenio has a 4 tablet bottle for $20 I was a little surprised. The taxista took me to a place on the next block that sold the 4 pack for $30 which I ended up taking since I didn't want to spend all night and more taxi fare looking for a better deal.

Are there better late night pharmacies on the way to Zona Norte I can go to if I get to TJ too late for the places right at the border? I'm interested in either the Maxifort generic or ViagraŪ at a good price that I don't have to drive around all night to get to. And no, I don't want to buy my medication from the bathroom attendant in the bar.

One Wing Low
08-09-10, 04:54
I ordered from Securetab twice, but nobody ever called me. They never even sent any spam to my email. All credit card charges were ligitimate. No problems whatsoever...

I dont know what you did with Securetab. But having people call up to deliver V to your door sounds suspicious.

Perhaps you eat hundreds of pills every weekend to get it up for Ms. S. So they are trying to set you up for a wholesaling distributorship?? :-)


As an added benefit after using these people, you will be treated to some Indian cocksucker calling you, using a hijacked caller ID, and telling you they want to deliver ED meds to your door, just approve it, etc. etc. Forget about telling them not to call. They will call right back, and they call anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day, 3 or 4 days a week. As their ID is consistent, I block it. But they change IDs from time to time.

I tried them once, because their prices were reasonable, they give you several freebies when you order, the stuff shows up on time. What's not to like? A couple of months later, these bullshit calls started. Coincidence? I don't think so.

One Wing Low
08-10-10, 16:40
You can buy everything in TJ if you have real money...hehe.


Are drugs like viagra and cialis still available without a prescription?

Can you still buy antibiotics without a prescription?

One Wing Low
08-17-10, 00:35
It's a very good deal if you can book $1-2 tickets. There are buses every 2 hours.

The latest return from San Ysidro is 9:40 PM. La Zona Roja would just be barely warmed up at that hour. That's the only disadvantage.

At that hour I would stay over night and return in the morning, first bus leaves San Ysidro at 4:55 AM.


www.crucero-usa.com

$1-$2 fares!

One Wing Low
08-21-10, 17:49
A guy with his first post conveniently mentions this herbal Mojo-risen. His post should have been in the advertising thread.

Like pharmaceutical companies did not want to make billion dollars profit with this cheap herbal cure...

FDA will soon regulate these herbal cures with all their fantastic claims...


Thankyou all. I got things figured out now. I presume I will make it by 9pm at TJ, so taking a cab to Ticuan makes sense (5 to 10$ max?). I also dont plan to walk to and from ticuan to zona during the night.
Supersteve's idea of using pesos sounds good, saving 5 to 10$ a pop means one free for every 7 to 8 :)

The Mojo-risen sounds like a bunch of baloney ;)

One Wing Low
08-22-10, 03:30
This Intercalifornias bus line seems to be a more serious one, with bus leaving San Ysidro every hour to go back to LA until 11:30PM on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday:

http://www.intercalifornias.com/sanysidro.html

The buses are wheelchair accessible for handicapped bros. Check it out...

One Wing Low
08-22-10, 16:29
Wow. TLN for $100 with a nice, young, slim blonde is a great deal.

Before New York closed down, a very good-looking stripper quoted me $100 for ST. I came back to look for her but never found her again, as their work schedule is irregular.

I have to check out the other bars besides HK and Adelita from now on. You happen to have her telefono?


Cassandra was a nice slim, petite girl with long blonde hair and very nice body. She could speak some English and we had a nice chat as I bought her a few fichas.

That evening, I was looking for something else, and I asked Cassandra if she would like to do a TLN with me. She replied yes, and we settled on $100, plus a $10 bar fine for her exit (this is pretty standard.)

Took her back to my hotel, the Nelson, and we had a very nice time together. Showered together, great sex, nice chat followed by sleepy time, more sex, and goodbye at about 4am, which is when her shift at the bar ended and she had to go home.

Overall, a very nice girl and a lovely evening. I've been back to the D&B a few times since then and seen Cassandra twice more. D&B has renovated and I haven't seen her since the renovation. Overall, the bar seems to be a little more crowded with customers than when I first went in. There is a fairly good selection of girls, and I would describe the average girl in there as "semi-pro", just working there to make a few extra dollars, but not a hard core pro like an AB girl. The place is laid back, not too crowded, smokey or noisy so it's probably worth a look if you're in the zone and have some extra time (and are tired of the same old same old at AB).

Blue Nose

One Wing Low
08-24-10, 18:53
Congrats to Jimena Navarette de Guadalajara, Miss Universe 2010.

She's very sweet-looking, a seriously pretty and overall beautiful girl. I have to give Mexico good credit for bringing up some very nice, proper, good-looking girls. I am attaching her photos so you guys can all drool...

I have seen a few young girls around the border even better and sweeter looking... Check out Las Pulgas club on the weekends. There are some young angelic-looking chics hanging out, having fun with their friends.

In La Zona Roja, depending on the nights, there are usually a dozen or so similarly good-looking chicas in HongKong and Adelita bars. Whew! Arent we lucky? This is the reason I rarely feel like spending time on long flights to Asia, South America or Europe...

Thank God we live near Tijuana, or we would be driven absolutely insane being played, manipulated, mutilated... by rude, ugly, demanding US women...hehe...

Viva Mexico...

One Wing Low
08-24-10, 19:11
Spending the whole month in one of the world's best pussy heaven? Looks like you are hooked on TJ, where chicas' quality and value are hard to beat... Looks like you no longer in lust with the girls in Thailand and the Philipines...

Check out Hotel Leyva next to Chicago Club. It's close enough for the girls to walk back with you from Coiahuila alley. The new rooms on second floor, facing Constitucion, are large, clean, airy and quiet with windows to outside.

Their normal rate is $22 per night but you should be able to get much better rate for the month. Many club chicas live long-term in Leyva so they should have long-term rates.

Leyva would not give a hoot how many chicas you bring into their rooms. You can walk to the room through their tiny reception desk or discreetly by the parking entrance. The parking guys are there day and night and were always drooling at the chicas I brought back to the rooms...hehe.


Would like advice on staying in Zona Norte for about a month.

Prefer to rent a secure, clean and low key apartment/hotel that would not attract too much attention taking different girls in and out throughout the week.

Read you have to go to a bank for a permit to stay longer than 90 days?

Any and all thoughts/recommendations appreciated!

One Wing Low
08-25-10, 18:24
Sages? More like a bunch of horny, hopping toads...

The seafood coctails at that stand is very fresh and safe. I have very sensitive stomach but eat there every week and had no problem whatsoever. His clams are bigger, meatier and fresher than those in restaurante La Perlas across the street, since he sells a lot more of them everyday. A few bros who eat fresh TJ pussies and anus regularly had to admit the mariscos cocteles are fresher and tastier...hehe.

Unlike the $1 coal hogs in Boston where the vendor just open them up and hand them over gooey guts and all for swallowing whole, this old man cut out and discard the guts and wash the rest out in clean water before cutting them up for the lemon and red pepper marinade. So I have never had problem with his mariscos. If you are busy in bars like HK, you can send a masero out to buy food for you. Just tip him a few bucks.

I had bad food poisoning from eating the el pastor tacos next door with guacamole sauce. So stay clear of the guacamole or it could ruin your nights...





Can one trust the fresh seafood cocktails on the corner?

Looking forward to walking in the footsteps of sages Phord, Super and Captain.

One Wing Low
08-31-10, 05:20
It's wise to go to cleaner hotels and leave your clothes on clean surfaces...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100830/ap_on_re_us/us_bedbug_conundrum

One Wing Low
09-09-10, 04:19
Wow. You could be in Medellin having a great time for that kind of money. Why did you decide on Tijuana?

Are you hooked on big, fat, brown chicas? You have to stick your nose up where the sun never shines for some good aroma therapy? Give us some explanations here.

Will have to hook up with you this time. Have to buy a few drinks for a bro from the far-away land of New York...



I will be back Oct 18 until Nov 9. I got a great deal on jet blue for $350 from NYC. Considering I paid $600 + this summer I am thrilled.

I look forward to seeing the regulars.

One Wing Low
09-11-10, 16:26
As far as I know, most alley girls would do BBBJ. Some would do it voluntarily, others have to be convinced and paid $5-$10 extra etc...

The little Julie in front of hotel Cecilia would do BBBJ every time. She would also let you do DFK, tits sucking, pussy sucking, ass sucking or any position your heart desires. She's so sexy in young, sexy, horny ways that I had to suck on her clits a few times... But I dont want to go that hotel again as it's not very clean inside.

The pretty Taylor in front of the beauty shop next to hotel Edouardo loves to French kiss as she screws. I had a near perfect GFE with her recently.

The young girls hanging out in front of hotels Mini and Porton are nice, sweet and open to any sort of suggestions. Business has been slow lately, so you can negotiate for anything you want, but have to negotiate before hand. You speak Spanish so you should be able to do it easily.

The little girl Marisela in front of hotel Porton was complaining she did not have a customer for a few days and showed me her empty purse to prove it. She was probably very horny as she got on top and started screwing the day light out of me in cow girl position.

Her pussy would grab on tight to my dick. She would then pull it out, grinding the head against her vaginal wall... After a while my dick started to hurt, but she kept grinding away. She wanted me to caress her back and kiss her mouth as we screwed...

You are more likely to have a hot GFE session if the girls did not have sex for a few days (like just coming back from a vacation...), or if you take their first fuck of the day. At the end of their shift, they would already have their brains fucked out, and they are tired... so it's much more difficult to get them excited and horny...

Overall alley girls are more likely to do extras and kinky stuffs, whereas club girls tend to follow their clubs' procedures. I suspect a lot of Spanish-speaking bros were able to convince the girls to fuck without condoms...


This time I really need to get over doing bbbj everytime. I see some really hot indian girls in TJ but I never take advantage due to no butt licking and bbjs. I will try (no promises) to get off without it. I can always get a pig to slurp on me now and then.

What are my chances of getting kisses tit sucking and feet smelling ?

One Wing Low
09-11-10, 19:01
To me there are girls who work insiede club or bar, then there are the rest of them, the alley girls who stand against hotel's walls on Callejon Cohuila alley, the larger Calle Cohuila (where Adelita is at), Constitucion or Nino Heroes. They all have health cards and are checked up regularly, but they work on the street, not inside clubs.

I would stay away from the stragglers who roam around without their fixed hang out spots. Those are unlicensed druggies, including a few not-bad-looking gringas, who should be avoided.

I am in the alley just about every weekend so the girls probably all know me by sight if not by the plunging of my dick... hehe. But I know only a few alley girls as repeat customer. I had no problem getting good services from new girls just by talking, smiling and kidding around with them to make them feel at ease.

I forgot to mention Karina. She's the blonde in front of the convenience store next to hotel Mini. She has a pretty face, large eyes, full lips and a sexy, filled out body... a very nice, clean, sweet, good smelling but shy and quiet girl who would avoid looking at guys on the street, but in the room, she can be a very sexy and passionate lover. She shows a lot of love and care so sex with her is very satisfying for both body and soul...

The toughest girl in Callejon Cohuila is the little Samantha in front of hotel Mini. She's a petite, young girl with a pretty face and a long scar between her eyes. She's quick and smart as a whip. She would do anything but you have to negotiate beforehand or she would upsell in the room. She's the only one who would do that.

Would be happy to introduce you to the fine chicas of Coahuila alley when you are here. In the past I was able to talk to a chica, with my pidgeon Spanish and crude gestures, that my wingman had a 25-year history of a limp dick that needs special tender loving care. I asked her to give him very special, gentle and erotic foreplay to overcome his erectile dysfunction, which could not be helped with Viagra.

The young little girl understood the problem perfectly and was smiling broadly at the challenge. She took his hand, led him across the street into a hotel and gave him a very rare raging erection in no time for 200 pesos. The guy was so grateful. He had some sort of psychological hang ups, fearing girls or fearing failure to perform etc... But when the girls are nice, gentle, seductive... his dick got hard quickly. That, to me, is 5-star service. That is the unique things I travel to foreign contries for, not to go to 5-star hotels to fuck non-responsive girls...

So I dont understand why a Spanish speaking guy could not get everything he wanted in TJ.

These sweet, sexy, smiling little chicas in TJ can cure anyone's sexual dysfunctions except a few stupid, nasty, dickless and brain-dead old sore losers in the China thread like SE Asia Jerk...hehehe...


You will have to take me on a tour. I can take you on a similar tour of the girls that won't do squat. That is unless I have alley girls and SG's mixed up.

Coahuilla would be considered the alley but the streets surrounding it would be SG's ? Coahuilla is probably the worst street for me but with the best looking chicas...again you will need to show me. I would really appreciate it.

I'm curious to know if you have a long standing relationships with these girls or you receive these acts just by asking?
with life.

One Wing Low
09-12-10, 19:19
"Puedo lamer tu culo?" ( Can I lick your ass).Some drunken sailor, who reads ISG, will memorize this phrase and remember to use it when he meets his Mexican mother-in-law...

hehe.

One Wing Low
09-12-10, 19:44
Depending on what kinky acts you want I may be able to steer you to the girls who would likely do it...

Paying more for club girls does not always produce better sex. I had a few sessions with this pretty little girl, Taylor, when she was stripping in HK. All were about average. She was there but was not engaging in the sex act. But the last time I snagged her off the alley, not knowing she already left HK, she was acting just like a sweet, sexy, horny GF in bed...

She was squirming and thrashing around as I was thrushing into her pussy... She had both hands caressing my hair tenderly as she sucked on my tongue and my lips while we were screwing... She was caressing my back, squeezing me hard with her arms, pulling my butt into her crotch with each thrust... It could be that I was her first fuck that day and she was horny.

BTW the pretty and sexy Karina in front of hotel Mini is too shy to look at herself in the mirror being fucked... But when she's turned on, she would grab my butts with both her hands and ram my dick into her pussy... I just love these shy, pretty, sexy little girls...

I think the club girls have to act under a lot of constraints by the clubs, so it takes away a lot of individuality and initiatives from them. But the girls in the alley are on their own, so they can act out their individuality and their sexual nature...

Some scholars should start research programs focusing on ways, means and techniques to achieve better and better sexual experiences for men and women, while expending the least amount of money, time, effort, courting bullshit etc... The success of such programs would definitely help lots of souls fullfilling their sexual life (or life itself for the perverts), may even bring about world peace...hehe.

This crucial aspect of life has been neglected long enough... Fuck this corresponding PhD program in Sexology from ISG University. The curriculum is too dry and lacks hands-on laboratory learning...hehe.

BTW I volunteer to be an empirical subject for the research program as long as there are plenty research partners to choose from and they are not butt ugly...hehe


Hey Captain Solo, I want the tour too; Hong Kong is killing my life savings!

One Wing Low
09-19-10, 04:04
It's a damn good idea to car pool. We all do about the same things, at the same places, during the same time frame anyway...

I know bro Dos Equis is a good guy and a very safe driver. He's also lots of fun to hang out with. He also speaks fluent Spanish if you need any help with negotiations with your favorite chicas for kinky services... I car pooled with Dos Equis a few times. It was lots of fun.

You will pay far less than what you have to pay for your own gas, parking, taxi fares and wear and tear on the car... You can also catch some sleep and recharge to full of energy to have more fun with the chicas.

You will probably have lots of fun on the road with a few good, stand up bros... Of course if 7 guys go together, there will be more safety and security with other bros watching your backs... You can have lots of fun and drink all you want, then lay back in the van and take a long nap on the way back.

I would go either Friday or Saturday afternoon depending on other commitments. How about departing from a safe, lighted location with roaming security, safe for leaving the cars, like Tustin Auto Center on Tustin Center Drive:

Leave 6PM, arriving San Ysidro parking lot about 7:30, taxi to La Zona arriving at 8PM.

Hang out, go wherever you want, but meet back at HK Pista Norte about mid night to go back... With 4 hours you can shag 2 or 3 chicas with a lot of drinking, eating and clubbing in between...

Arriving back in Tustin about 2:00AM. Go home and shag the GF's some more ...hehehe.

Does that sound like a good plan? To make it feasible we need a few bros to car pool. Please PM Dos Equis if you want to go...


Hey guys, I am getting *access to a 7 passenger van and since am looking for a part time job and kinda missing being in the middle of the action in Tijuana, am offering to shuttle mongers from the Orange Co area to the Border *on Friday evenings and Saturdays *for a low fee. If interested please PM me. Door to border service. Let me know.

Xxnegrito
09-19-10, 09:21
Thanks, for the support, I appreciate it, am willing to take new bros under my wing and show them around, our favorite spots, and introduce them to the girls. Itll be good times.


It's a damn good idea to car pool. We all do about the same things, at the same places, during the same time frame anyway...

I know bro Dos Equis is a good guy and a very safe driver. He's also lots of fun to hang out with. He also speaks fluent Spanish if you need any help with negotiations with your favorite chicas for kinky services... I car pooled with Dos Equis a few times. It was lots of fun.

You will pay far less than what you have to pay for your own gas, parking, taxi fares and wear and tear on the car... You can also catch some sleep and recharge to full of energy to have more fun with the chicas.

You will probably have lots of fun on the road with a few good, stand up bros... Of course if 7 guys go together, there will be more safety and security with other bros watching your backs... You can have lots of fun and drink all you want, then lay back in the van and take a long nap on the way back.

I would go either Friday or Saturday afternoon depending on other commitments. How about departing from a safe, lighted location with roaming security, safe for leaving the cars, like Tustin Auto Center on Tustin Center Drive:

Leave 6PM, arriving San Ysidro parking lot about 7:30, taxi to La Zona arriving at 8PM.

Hang out, go wherever you want, but meet back at HK Pista Norte about mid night to go back... With 4 hours you can shag 2 or 3 chicas with a lot of drinking, eating and clubbing in between...

Arriving back in Tustin about 2:00AM. Go home and shag the GF's some more ...hehehe.

Does that sound like a good plan? To make it feasible we need a few bros to car pool. Please PM Dos Equis if you want to go...

Bill
09-21-10, 04:14
Captain,

Was wondering what you thought about maintaining a savings account in Mexico, specifically T.J.

Pro's, con's and if they will even open an account for a non resident.

The advantage for me would be convenience and security should my stay extend or if my tour included other cities nationwide.

Bill

Big John 1
09-21-10, 04:34
Captain,

Was wondering what you thought about maintaining a savings account in Mexico, specifically T.J.

Pro's, con's and if they will even open an account for a non resident.

The advantage for me would be convenience and security should my stay extend or if my tour included other cities nationwide.

BillBanamex has branch in Calexico and on in LA too!Opened mine in Calexico you can take out funds in pesos anywhere in Mexico in Banamex or on ATM card Banamex great rate every once in awhile mail check in dollars to Calexico from USA bank then transfered to pesos great rate no problems anywhere in Mexico been doing this four years no problems all over Mexico!PS.Do not know about LA where you will likely go but better know Spanish for Calexico,Mexifornia.LOL>Big John

One Wing Low
09-21-10, 07:04
I have all my life saving deposited up the crotches of fine TJ chicas both in HongKong club and in the alley...hehe.

Ask Tom Jackin. He has his savings deposited in HongKong Sexy Savings and Loans too.

hehe.


Captain,

Was wondering what you thought about maintaining a savings account in Mexico, specifically T.J.

Pro's, con's and if they will even open an account for a non resident.

The advantage for me would be convenience and security should my stay extend or if my tour included other cities nationwide.

Bill

One Wing Low
09-21-10, 13:47
Savings accounts in the US is insured by FDIC up to $100K. If the banks go broke, the US government gives you the money back. You can use their debit card to withdraw money, costing about $5 per withdraw.

Savings accounts in the US earn about 1. 5 to 2% annual interest, but inflation is very low.

I have no idea how savings are insured in Mexico. Interest earnings and inflation have to be worse in Mexico economy. If you keep the money in Mexican pesos, it may be devalued by the Mexico government at any time.

I don't see any advantage, only big risks, in keeping saving money in Mexico. Good luck and have fun in Mexico.


Captain,

Was wondering what you thought about maintaining a savings account in Mexico, specifically T.J.

Pro's, con's and if they will even open an account for a non resident.

The advantage for me would be convenience and security should my stay extend or if my tour included other cities nationwide.

Bill

Jim0129
09-21-10, 21:19
Hi all,

I'm from TJ so let me put my two cents on this, every one that I know who is a local keeps their saving in the US, I'm talking about mexicans! the reason is because you never know when the Mexican peso is going to loose value, it is a lot safer for us to keep our savings in the US, that way at least our savings won't turn into dust when an economic crisis hits Mexico, and everyone can tell you that here, its at least once every six years, when our current president takes all the money and runs!

Hope this helps.


Savings accounts in the US is insured by FDIC up to $100K. If the banks go broke, the US government gives you the money back. You can use their debit card to withdraw money, costing about $5 per withdraw.

Savings accounts in the US earn about 1. 5 to 2% annual interest, but inflation is very low.

I have no idea how savings are insured in Mexico. Interest earnings and inflation have to be worse in Mexico economy. If you keep the money in Mexican pesos, it may be devalued by the Mexico government at any time.

I don't see any advantage, only big risks, in keeping saving money in Mexico. Good luck and have fun in Mexico.

TomJackin
09-21-10, 21:37
I have all my life saving deposited up the crotches of fine TJ chicas both in HongKong club and in the alley...hehe.

Ask Tom Jackin. He has his savings deposited in HongKong Sexy Savings and Loans too.

Not to mention my Roth IRA account as well!

Bill
09-22-10, 01:59
With you guys' help, found this branch of
Citibank (Banamex USA):

2029 Century Park East, Suite 4200
Century City, California, 90067

Will contact them to get specifics.

thanks big john, jim, capt.

One Wing Low
09-25-10, 20:17
Tell us what are you gonna do with the millions pesos stashed up in your Banamex account.

Devouring 3 chicas a day, splurging on fine food and erotic entertainment in between?


With you guys' help, found this branch of
Citibank (Banamex USA):

2029 Century Park East, Suite 4200
Century City, California, 90067

Will contact them to get specifics.

thanks big john, jim, capt.

Big John 1
09-26-10, 02:14
Tell us what are you gonna do with the millions pesos stashed up in your Banamex account.

Devouring 3 chicas a day, splurging on fine food and erotic entertainment in between?
Glad to help as you find easy to start Banamex Account in USA did mine in Calexico and can transfer any Banamex or Banamex ATM in Mexico with no fees!Please pass word and hope we meet someday.Big John 1

One Wing Low
09-26-10, 17:31
When you come back to TJ, let's meet over a few beers and across a few dozens pairs of HK boobs.... hehe.

Please PM me.


Glad to help as you find easy to start Banamex Account in USA did mine in Calexico and can transfer any Banamex or Banamex ATM in Mexico with no fees!Please pass word and hope we meet someday.Big John 1

One Wing Low
09-27-10, 23:43
Around the plaza near El Arco, there are usually a few dozen mariachis wearing their silver-studded black velvet costumes and wide-brimmed hats, hanging around with their musical instruments and their bands all day and all night, waiting to be hired to entertain some events.

Was on a taxi to La Zona when I spot a lone, young mariachi girl on Cohuila and Revolucion. She was young and pretty, about 18 to 20, cute as a button in her black mariachi costume and her big hat.

She was a long block North of the rest of the other mariachis, all by herself without a musical instrument, next to bar La Tropa, across the corner from hotel Hacienda de Santiago, technically closer to La Zona then el Arco. She had her eyes following the taxi, like she was really hoping for some business. But without an instrument or a band, what could she do? Probably just singing vocal solo.

I admire artists for their drive to create new fun, beautiful, pleasurable and entertaining things for us all. Please do your part to support the arts and the artists, especially the exhibitionists who hold their shows daily in the HongKong club.

I told my wingman that she was so cute, I had to get to know her. Would be very nice to buy her a good meal, a few drinks and hear her sing. Any local bro know what the deals are with these mariachis? How much and for how long you can hire them in Tijuana? Please shed some light on this Mexican aspect of life.

One Wing Low
09-28-10, 01:33
Went to that new bar La Malquerida at the corner of Callejon Coahuila and Constitucion, across the street from the policia office. Tom Jackin found his new love there and wanted me to meet her. I heard from a few guys that HK also owns this joint.

The place has a live brass band playing 100% Mexican music. A lot of HK meseros hang out there drinking and partying after their shifts. There were about 15 girls, mostly older, heavier, like 150 Lbs and above, which are probably perfectly sexy for the Mexican taste, but not mine. A few couples were dancing on the floor below.

Tom Jackin was sitting with his girl, a mid thirty something with fizzy blonde hair and 5 kids. They sat me down next to her friend, an average-looking brunette, then all pressured me to buy her a ficha drink. I just had my brains fucked out by 2 nymphs in the alley just a few minutes before. I had no immediate need for female company, left alone an average–looking girl who was going to cost me ficha drinks. So I told them straight out I would not buy her drinks. A HK mesero told the waiter he would buy her a drink, and he told me to sit down with her while he went off doing a song with the band.

I sat with her, giving her a few buck propinas into her buxom. A couple HK meseros were partying hard, including 2 homo guys who kept kissing, feeling each other up and urged me to do the same with the bruneete. While the guys seemed to clearly enjoy the band and the music, it was very loud, repetitive and boring to me. The waiter brought Tom Jackin and his GF drinks, then insisted that he had to pay for the ficha drink for girl #2. I told him the HK mesero guy had agreed to buy her drinks. I made that guy sit down with her and moved to another table.

But somehow this matter was just not resolved. The waiter kept coming back to Tom Jackin many times, bringing with him the floor manager then his boss of bosses etc. Trying to shame Tom Jackin into paying for that ficha drink. Tom Jackin kept refusing. Overall it was a very unpleasant and embarrassing experience. I was just pissed off with this shady attempt to sell a drink. Other waiters did bring a few girls over, trying to sit with me, but I just flat out declined.

With its many young, lithe, beautiful, fun and friendly girls, a good mix of Salsa and Rock, decent sound equipment and a fun partying ambience, HK is by far a lot more fun to hang out in. I would not recommend La Maquerida bar to anyone.

One Wing Low
09-28-10, 10:39
Tom Jackin left his new GF in La Malquerida, went back to HK looking for me, wanting me to see this wonderful new place with his new GF.

Tom is head over heel in love with this new girl with frizzy blonde hair, who's good-looking despite having had 5 kids. He probably spent a lot of money on ficha drinks for her during the last week. I asked him if he shagged the girl yet. He said no, but soon. He said he felt serious about this girl. Hehehe.

It looks like Tom's new GF and the HK meseros were scheming to find another Santa Claus, who would spend lots of money on ficha drinks without demanding a fuck, for her friend the brunette.

They wanted me to get to know this girl so bad that the HK mesero agreed to buy the ficha drink so I could sit with her. But then he did not pay for it, somehow managed to put it on Tom Jackin's tab. It stinks of shenanigan. I did not like the feeling I was being entrapped by a conspiracy of the 2 girls and the shady HK meseros.

I have no illusion of being able to buy their love with a few ficha drinks. And they don't look good enough for me to pay them for sex. The girls are there to make money, not looking for love. They are probably begging for love and having their brains fucked out by a few of those lowly meseros everyday.

But I would understand how a guy like Tom Jackin could fall in love if he finds a girl who have the looks that strike his secret fantasies.

There are a few girls in HK who look sweet and innocent enough, with fun and gentle personalities, whom anyone could easily fall in love with. But in reality they are only there to make money to take care of someone else, like their useless BFs, or children of previous marriages.

I watch the cold games the club girls play with the guys to get them to spend beyong their means on ficha drinks, gifts and emergencies. When the money runs out, the girls quickly forget the guys. They would not even spend time to say Hi in the clubs.

It would be very nice to find girls without baggages to have romantic relationship with. But Tijuana club girls seem to have the heaviest baggages. Many are probably working to feed the drug habits of their abusive BF's, and their own. The clubs are the wrong places to look for love.

But after a few weeks of romance paid for with intensive ficha drinks spending and God knows what kinds of gifts, Tom Jackin would somehow discover the girl's true commercial agenda, again, and he would abruptly fall out of love.

One Wing Low
09-28-10, 20:27
Almost all mariachis in Mexico are old, wrinked, limping men who drag their large instruments around to bars and clubs.

I did see a few young girls in their mariachi costumes, performing with their band at Xcarets Cultural Park near Playa Del Carmen. The nightly show at Xcarets is very elaborate, worth paying the ticket for the park.

This is the first time I have seen a young girl wearing mariachi costume hanging out in the street waiting for work. Despite hanging out near La Zona Roja, she does not look like a hooker, but more like a young student trying to earn some money.

I have to stop and talk to her to find out what her deals are. She's cute enough that it would be very nice to hang out with her and perhaps having some hot sex.

Sunset Strip
10-01-10, 16:36
HSBC is an international bank with locations in various Mexican cities. There is a branch office in Beverly Hills that will open an account for you.

Again, there is no real advantage to having an account in a Mexican bank unless you plan to travel extensively in areas outside TJ.

To avoid banking fees an American can just withdraw money from a San Diego ATM for no fee. Just find a branch of your bank or locate a friendly ATM through an online search.

if you are federal credit union member you can find co-op members all over town (San Diego is a military town).

7-11's are federal credit union co-ops, too (and citibank friendly too).

Or, you can just buy a stick of gum or a can of soda at a Rite-Aid or CVS (again, all over town) and do a cash withdrawal. $100/max. I believe.

Then just convert the money at the border.

FYI, if you take the San Diego Trolley to TJ, the ATM machine at the 12th and Imperial Station is credit-union friendly (no fees for members).
So is the one in NBC Plaza downtown at Horton Plaza.

SS

One Wing Low
10-01-10, 17:12
This is good info.

If you withdraw cash from your credit card at the dumb ATM machines in Tijuana, they will tack on $10 service fee. Withdraw from a debit card will cost around $5 fee.

Best bet is to find a sexy, pretty HK club girl and move in with her. She's your free ATM machine hehe. Her paychecks are all in $1 bill, no need to make cambios anywhere you go.

The down side is you have to swallow lots of Viagra pills every night to keep her happy.

Hehehe.


HSBC is an international bank with locations in various Mexican cities. There is a branch office in Beverly Hills that will open an account for you.

Again, there is no real advantage to having an account in a Mexican bank unless you plan to travel extensively in areas outside Tijuana.

To avoid banking fees an American can just withdraw money from a San Diego ATM for no fee. Just find a branch of your bank or locate a friendly ATM through an online search.

If you are federal credit union member you can find co-op members all over town (San Diego is a military town).

7-11's are federal credit union co-ops, too (and citibank friendly too).

Or, you can just buy a stick of gum or a can of soda at a Rite-Aid or CVS (again, all over town) and do a cash withdrawal. $100/max. I believe.

Then just convert the money at the border.

FYI, if you take the San Diego Trolley to Tijuana, the ATM machine at the 12th and Imperial Station is credit-union friendly (no fees for members).

So is the one in NBC Plaza downtown at Horton Plaza.

SS

One Wing Low
10-01-10, 20:04
Ok. May be I am wrong.

May be these guys are trying to recruit the club girls to work for them, bringing home the bacon, offering up their sexy pussies every night.

Who knows? Hehehe.

Would be nice to have a few hot and spicy chicas in love and in lust with you. I love it when the chicas just go straight out admitting they like sex a lot, and the sex was good. There's a lot of sex appeals in their sincerity.


Tom is head over heel in love with this new girl with frizzy blonde hair, who's good-looking despite having had 5 kids. He probably spent a lot of money on ficha drinks for her during the last week. I asked him if he shagged the girl yet. He said no, but soon. He said he felt serious about this girl. Hehehe.

and he would abruptly fall out of love.

One Wing Low
10-05-10, 00:59
Just got off the taxi at the East end of Coahuila alley at 5 PM Sunday, when an unknown tout from La Malquerida bar blocked my path, saying my friend is already up there drinking with the girl with frizzy blonde hair. He kept saying, your friend, the tall, skinny blonde guy.

He urged me to go upstairs to keep them company. I declined. Asked him to tell my friend that Captain Solo had reserved a few pretty, sexy and free blondes for him at the HK club. He should come over to HK. I wasn't going to spend money and time in a bar whose music is way off my target and the occasional strippers are mostly porkers. However, Mexican guys may have a good time there as there were many HK meseros hang out upstairs partying and drinking their beer buckets after their shift.

These Tijuana touts are like sharks. They can smell a dollar bill a mile away. Hehehe. They have not much to do, so they remember visitors to La Zona Norte well. They know who you are and how you spend your money. Which kinds of kinky sex you had with whom, which pussies and anuses you ate recently etc. Are all public information in La Zona. Hehe.

Went to HK and had a good time. There was no cover Sunday night. Got my VIP card off the girl at the Coiahuila entrance. Supposedly VIP card gives you first drink free. I have to try that out next time. There were fewer stunners on Sunday this week. Perhaps the chicas took a day off to go to church with their families.

The strippers were making little in propinas. They all handed over 1/3 to 1/2 of their propinas to the pit bosses. It's a hard life for the HK chicas. Most of them are probbaly not making ends meet. A few young, pretty girls like Taylor and Sofia are turning tricks on the side in the alley.

Gilberto, the art dealer, wandered in with a bottle of water in his hands, eyes bulging in sockets. He wore a dark green tropical short, topped with full-starch long-sleeve white shirt and cuff links in his French cuffs. He looked stiff and serious. He's the guy who bought endless ficha drinks for Lola, the sexy club girl on her day off. I was standing between the club girls, enjoying their sexy good looks and their conversation, occasionally kissing her lips and caressing her crotch, while Guilberto was standing behind Lola, buying her many drinks.

I talked to him a few days later. He did not even know Lola and did not fuck her. He was just there when Lola wanted the drinks, and he obliged. His was a strange way to spend money. He's supposed to be the gallant and chivalrous Spanish gentleman. Hehe. He may have felt good about himself spending that money, but the girls were much more practical and they were not impressed. They would rather fuck some cheap, tight-ass bastards for lots of money.

The guy next to me at the bar is from LA. His dad flew up from Guadalajara to visit him. The old man was going wild like a horny toad, poking any pussies and and asses walking by. He gave propinas to Lizhet so she would do the dirty lap dance on his son.

There are all different kinds of strange people and perverts wandering around in Tijuana strip clubs. Hehe.

Went to eat at Taco El Pastor stand at the corner. There was a swarm of children following me asking for money. I asked a little girl, with a cherubic face, if she was hungry and wanted a taco. She nodded her head emphatically. So I told her to order her taco. She asked me to buy one for her little sister.

A few other kids heard the news and came over hanging out near the taco stand. I had to treat all 5 of them. A Mexican bro was moved and agreed to pay for 1; I paid the rest. The kids were hungry. They picked their plates clean. It was a delight to see them eat their tacos with relish.

One Wing Low
10-09-10, 17:42
I would get pissed off if people cut in in front of me, especially the Mexican scammers with their van scheme. They would take the $5 and walk people right in front of the line.

Last time they did that in front of me, I told them to get back to the start of the line. They were giving me arguments how they already paid the Mexican guy, I told them if they did not go back, I would call the Border Patrol Agents over to cuff them.

Disorderly conducts on Federal property is 2 month max jail time in federal prison. I told them that and the assholes quickly retreated.

Tom Jackin did the right thing here. The bros should never let these rude, stupid, selfish people abuse them in broad day light in front of everyone like that.


Here is what pissed me off; all the people that just walked up and cut in line like they owned the fuckin border. Even when we got near the check point, where there were handrails and solid lines, people still decided to walk in front and cut the line. At this point I had it, and some dude walked around 5-6 people and stood right in front of me. And I tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Excuse me, the line is behind me." Which he replied, "No speak English, no understand." Which I replied in a very loud voice, "Do you fucking understand this; get fucking behind me now *****!" He got the message somehow, and retreated, not to mention one of the agents came over to ask what happened, and I told him. The dude was then escorted to the very end of the line; or at least I hoped he was.

One Wing Low
10-16-10, 09:00
For the bros who prefer to stay in San Ysidro and commute to Tijuana's panocha heaven, please consider the options more thoroughly.

San Ysidro, being the border town, has a lot of shady people hanging out near the border, selling drugs, rides to LA and what nots. The streets are dark and deserted at night. The walk to the motels is long, along dark, empty streets. There is virtually no police presence ever at night that I could C.

Inversely, there are many questionable characters hanging out at night, potential exists for mugging and attacks. They will approach and ask to sell you stuffs.

One afternoon in the parking lot behind Jack in the Box, I found a few guys swapping license plates in broad day light on a dozen apparently stolen cars, to be driven into Mexico.

Tijuana may have the same number of crooks, but there are at least 2 dozens cops on foot, motorcyles and trucks. Patrolling La zona every night, armed with pistols and automatic rifles. They are giving out traffic tickets left and right around la Zona, so they are working and not drunk. Then the bars all have their rent-a-cops and security guards hang out in front.

If you ever get into troubles, just scream out loud for help. If needed, a few bucks in propinas should get you armed response quickly hehe.

I do feel safer at night in La Zona than in San Ysidro.

One Wing Low
10-22-10, 00:46
105 tons of marijuana seized? this is serious business.

looks like tijuana police is doing their job and the drug turf war may be heating up soon. meanwhile tj chicas will be dry for a while.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/tijuana-pot-bust-authorit_n_768068.html


tijuana pot bust: authorities sieze 105 tons of marijuana en route to california
mariana martinez | 10/18/10 11:39 pm |

email comments 41 tijuana, mexico — mexican security forces seized at least 105 tons of u.s.-bound marijuana in the border city of tijuana on monday, by far the biggest pot bust in the country in recent years.

soldiers and police grabbed the drugs in pre-dawn raids in three neighborhoods after police arrested 11 people following a shootout, army gen. alfonso duarte mujica said at a news conference.

the marijuana was found wrapped in 10,000 packages, which were displayed to journalists by soldiers in masks. duarte said the drug had an estimated street value in mexico of 4.2 billion pesos, about $340 million.

duarte said authorities were still counting and weighing the packages and the amount could increase. he said the drugs – wrapped in different colors and labeled with apparently coded phrases and pictures that included homer simpson – would be incinerated immediately after the weighing and counting is completed.

the bust began when tijuana municipal police on patrol came under fire from gunmen in a convoy of vehicles, duarte said. one police officer and one suspect were injured.

police arrested 11 people who were traveling in the convoy and called the army and state police for reinforcements, duarte said.

he said the detainees led the security forces to three different neighborhoods in the city, which is across the border from san diego, california. the drugs were found stored in tractor trailers and houses.

duarte said local criminal gangs were gathering the drugs to smuggle into the united states. he did not identify any of the gangs or say where the marijuana originated.

although mexican drug cartels smuggle marijuana from south america, the drug is increasingly produced in mexico.

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cannabis production in mexico increased 35 percent to 12,000 hectares (29,652 acres) in 2009, from 8,900 hectares (21,991 acres) the previous year, according to the u.s. state department's 2010 international narcotics control report.

the report attributed the increase to drug cartel efforts to "diminish reliance on foreign suppliers."

the tijuana bust dwarfed marijuana seizures of recent years. major pot seizures this year in tijuana and other parts of the country have amounted to about a dozen tons each.

before this seizure, soldiers in baja california state, where tijuana is located, had confirep001ed a total of 115 tons of marijuana this year.

the seizure comes as overall marijuana confirep001ion and crop eradication has dropped in mexico.

security forces seized 1,385 tons of marijuana in 2009, down from a yearly average of 2,000 tons in previous years, according to the u.s. report. it said mexico eradicated 14,135 hectares (34,927 acres) of cannabis in the first 11 months of last year, compared to 18,663 hectares (46,116 acres) in all of 2008.

the report said the decline

One Wing Low
10-24-10, 19:12
I exited the ISG parking lot behind the Jack in the Box at 2AM, turn right and stopped by the side of the JIB, flashing emergency light, picking up a few passengers.

There was a SD cop car hiding behind me. As far as I know, I was doing everything legally. But the cop followed me into the freeway then flashed his beacons, stopping me.

He asked me if I knew I was stopping, picking up passenger at the red curb. That I was coming down the parking lot ram too fast. Lots of harassing bull shiit. I told him I was not parking at the curb, merely stopping to pick up passengers.

He took my license and registration, went to his porno car, then returned with a warning. What a waste of tax payer money. When someone got robbed in that area, they would never find any bacon coming to their rescue.

One Wing Low
12-01-10, 01:35
Just met with a bro who emigrated from Mexico when he was very young.

He's got it made now, owning homes in a few large cities and apartments on the beaches of a few hot spots.

When I mention going to Mexico, he was visibly scared of the recent murder and kidnap stories in border towns. He has not gone down to relax in the beach towns for the past 3 years.

There was report that, as drug and people smuggling is becoming harder, gangs are turning more to kidnapping to make money:

http://www.isn-inc.com/news/news.aspx?nid=12&cid=7

Can any local bros shed some light on the real danger risks going to Zona Roja in TJ?

One Wing Low
12-03-10, 20:40
A nice, clean, bright swanking new taco restaurant just opened at the corner at Coiahuila and Nino Heroes, right next to the favorite Taco Al Pastor cart.

They serve the same delicious pork and beef tacos in a clean environment with corn tortilla made fresh on the spot, and all the condiments, guess for how much? 8 pesos a pop, highly recommended. Their tacos are even meatier than those sold by the dumb cart. Now the restaurant has about 10 customers sitting while the cart has 2.

The owner /cashier is a tall, skinny, young tall blonde, in her 20's. She saw us gringos and brought out 2 plates full of grilled green onion and cucumber. It's a delight to watch this pretty girl while gulping down the meaty tacos.

One Wing Low
12-05-10, 20:01
A bros is considering buying a fixer upper in San Diego near the trolley line to the border.

The timing is perfect. Real estate prices have gone down to the lowest level in decades. This is the best time to seek bargains and buy them up.

Location cannot be better. With NAFTA and business booming across border with Mexico, real estate near the border has been steadily increasing in values.

And what location could be better than being able to hop on the trolley for a quick trip to the border to visit the sweet, sexy chicas in la zone Norte just about any day of the week?

Some of the bros have it made, and I cannot help but envy them.

TomJackin
12-06-10, 03:02
A nice, clean, bright swanking new taco restaurant just opened at the corner at Coiahuila and Nino Heroes, right next to the favorite Taco Al Pastor cart.
Funny you mentioned the new place. I was out of country for a couple of weekends and saw the new place this past Friday. 80p is better than a buck; are the pork tacos just as good? On Friday, the cart was busier than the new shop, but the shop had its share of customers. Thanks for the info, I will try it this Friday for sure.

One Wing Low
12-06-10, 06:02
They charge 8 pesos, or about 67 cents, for a meaty taco, either pork or beef carne asada. The place is nice, bright, clean. It's a great deal.

I will suggest they add the beef and tongue soups like the cart. The beef tongue is tasty and creamy. Ask for Sopa de langua.

Every time I eat their creamy tongue soup, I get a hard on, thinking of the deep French kisses with Taylor in HK and a few other girls in the alley.


Funny you mentioned the new place. I was out of country for a couple of weekends and saw the new place this past Friday. 80p is better than a buck; are the pork tacos just as good? On Friday, the cart was busier than the new shop, but the shop had its share of customers. Thanks for the info, I will try it this Friday for sure.

One Wing Low
12-07-10, 06:31
I stayed at hotel Leyva next to Chicago ($22 single) and Hotel Hacienda de Santiago ($35 single) around the corner from Chicago. These 2 are quiet and clean enough and very close to la Zona, so I don't have to spend time going back and forth to the hotels.

The club girls, and even the alley girls, always try to make you feel you must have exclusive relationships with them. A few of the bros dare not even step foot inside HK because a few girls would be all over them, making them feel cheap not buying them drinks. A bro literally went broke with all the drinks, presents, paying bills for a girl. Then, no money, no honey.

The girls talked about the softies. When one enters the club, they would take turn hitting him up for drinks. They would just sit on his lap, wiggling their asses to the music and continually nodding their heads for the meseros to bring more and more drinks. When the guy stops buying drinks, *** POOF*** the girls are quickly gone! It's a rent-a-girls market. They are not your wife or girlfriend, so don't feel obligated to them.

I have no problem turning the girls down. If a girl is very nice, sweet and pretty, I would buy her a few drinks for her to hang around so I can kiss and grope her body. Other than that I would just stuff $ or 2 into their panties, shake my head to the meseros, feel them up, then let them go. The girls all know my spending pattern, so they don't bother asking me for fichas.

I don't want to be monopolized by any of the girls. I would rather sample a lot of them, giving them propinas equivalent of the fichas, so I can probe and squeeze and figure out their personalities.


I have stayed at the La Mansion Hotel which was very nice, clean and quiet but is not very close to the Zona clubs. I guess the hotel on or near revolution are worth checking out. Been wanting to try hotel premier as well some day as it looks very nice but again not close to the clubs.

Do they not get to keep all of the money they receive when working in a club? My only guess is the club or hotel take a cut of the many paid?

I'm not so sure I want a one girl only relationship from a club as I was sort of planning on trying out a few others that caught my attention and I dont want any hard feelings from it. I dont want to feel obligated to be with her every time I step in to Hong Kong bar. I also wan to be able to sit an relax with out wasting money buying round after round of expensive drinks.

Bill
12-08-10, 13:42
So how is the temp. At night now at the Leyva? Is it so cold that one has a hard time sleeping?

I know they don't have heaters, but provide you with a couple of thick blankets.

Hoping to make it over next month, but thinking about rigging a heater or bringing a single burner hot plate just in case.

That new place with 8p tacos is calling me. (Not sure about the tongue soup, now that I get a wrong visual because of something I read, Ha!)

Has anyone ever taken the public bus to the Otay mesa border crossing from Zona Norte?
I've been googling it and looks like the walkway is on the right hand side.
Should take a taxi, but gonna try it during the day to say I did it.

One Wing Low
12-08-10, 18:38
Leyva's new rooms facing Constitucion are new, clean, large and airy. I remember each room has an A / C so it's cool during the summer. The rooms all have windows to the outdoors so you don't feel cooped in like the rooms in Cascadas.

I just hate rooms without windows to the outdoors. I don't have claustrophobia, but just hate it. I would probably not make a good captain of a Los Angeles-class attack submarine. Hehehe. I just love the wide open blue sky. Know what I mean?

A lot of club girls live in Leyva. You can hang out partying on the balcony watching club girls dragging back late at night. Or you can talk to the parking attendants to hook you up for TLN with a few girls to your specs. The Leyva parking attendants are good, honest guys worth a few bucks propinas. They will watch your car and hook you up with the girls living in the hotel.

When you manage to navigate public transport from La Zona Norte to the Otay Mesa border crossing, make sure you post the info, just in case Mr. Tom Cruze and and the big wigs at the Church of Science need to get back to their Gulf Stream IV parked at Brown Field Int.


So how is the temp. At night now at the Leyva? Is it so cold that one has a hard time sleeping?

I know they don't have heaters, but provide you with a couple of thick blankets.

Hoping to make it over next month, but thinking about rigging a heater or bringing a single burner hot plate just in case.

That new place with 8p tacos is calling me. (Not sure about the tongue soup, now that I get a wrong visual because of something I read, Ha!)

Has anyone ever taken the public bus to the Otay mesa border crossing from Zona Norte?

I've been googling it and looks like the walkway is on the right hand side.

Should take a taxi, but going to try it during the day to say I did it.

Joe Arturo
12-08-10, 18:52
So how is the temp. At night now at the Leyva? Is it so cold that one has a hard time sleeping?

I know they don't have heaters, but provide you with a couple of thick blankets.

Hoping to make it over next month, but thinking about rigging a heater or bringing a single burner hot plate just in case.

That new place with 8p tacos is calling me. (Not sure about the tongue soup, now that I get a wrong visual because of something I read, Ha!)

Has anyone ever taken the public bus to the Otay mesa border crossing from Zona Norte?

I've been googling it and looks like the walkway is on the right hand side.

Should take a taxi, but going to try it during the day to say I did it. The rooms at Hotel Hacienda Del Santigo have a little kitchen. When I am cold there, I light the 4 burners on the stove and in about 10 or 15 minutes the room is nice and toasty. If you have a room on other than the top floor, the rooms are well insulated by the rooms above and retain the heat quite well.

One Wing Low
12-09-10, 09:14
This bro does not have to live in San Diego. He can buy houses, and rent them out to Joe Blows with big fat wives and 2. 5 kids. Take the proceeds and rent an apartment right on Callejon Coahuila so he won't miss out on any action day or night.

A bro mentioned renting a house near the beach in Playa Tijuana with 3 bedrooms for a wife and 3 kids. Guess how much? $300 a month. A luxury apartment in the Hi-rise building next to hotel Pueblo goes for $500 a month. You can make a penthouse out of it, bringing back young fresh civilian girls for partying and hot sex all night. The possibilities are endless.

By the way the bro living in Playa Tijuana has a few pretty, sexy and spicy sisters-in-law who are imminently available. These girls are hot and sexy in bed, and they have not forgotten how to make good tacos for their homies.

So come on down and enjoy the good, sexy life in Mexico. Hehe.


A bros is considering buying a fixer upper in San Diego near the trolley line to the border.

The timing is perfect. Real estate prices have gone down to the lowest level in decades. This is the best time to seek bargains and buy them up.

Location cannot be better. With NAFTA and business booming across border with Mexico, real estate near the border has been steadily increasing in values.

And what location could be better than being able to hop on the trolley for a quick trip to the border to visit the sweet, sexy chicas in la zone Norte just about any day of the week?

Some of the bros have it made, and I cannot help but envy them.

One Wing Low
12-10-10, 01:07
As I was walking back toward the border on the sidwalk with the white plastic canopy, the liquour store had a sign saying 'FREE TEQUILA SAMPLING. ' it's a damn good idea.

A young guy a 2 pretty girls were hovering over 1 dozen bottles of tequilas of different brands. The liquours taste about 50 proof, slightly sweet, all with the strong distinct cactus flavors. The bros should partake these free sampling in gusto. You never know if you come across something good. The girl said the Campo bottle was $13, the square bottle was $27. She looks like she could drink the whole bottle by herself and partake in wild sex orgies all night. Hehe.

I can buy better grades of tequilas, not to mention some fine cognacs, for lower prices at the duty free shops in the US side.

One Wing Low
12-15-10, 09:49
If Phordphan was trying to be funny here, I have to tickle my armpits harder to try to laugh.

I went into Malquerida bar, which is the new bar across Constitucion from the Policia office, a few times. The music is loud brass-band Mexican. The chicas are mostly older and thicker than my taste. So I don't hang out in Malquerida. I prefer HK's mixture of old rocks with some hot, sensuous latin music. It's very nice music to drink to. I always have a great time in HK, ogling, squeezing, kissing, licking, sniffing. The young, pretty chicas all around me, and horsing around with a few cool bros.

But I haven't been to El Malguerida bar in over a month. Phordphan is going senile and he's not sure about lots of things he sees, hears or pokes anymore. If he had taken a closer look at the show, he may have unmistakenly found that the muscular guy was actually. His wife, flexing a few muscles on stage. Hehe.

Phordphan is probably not sure what he's getting in bed every night, but the words on the street is that his wife packs a bigger tool in her jockey short than his. Hehehe.

OK. I am only ribbing Phordphan.


Wandered into La Malquerida and nabbed a booth. WTF? There on the dance floor is some Chippendale's refugee I leather chaps and a g-string doing a slow grind. All the dancers were sitting at tables, tipping the guy and doing some distreet groping. It was dark, so I'm not sure, but I thought I saw One Wing Low hanging on the rail, drooling and slipping $1 propinas in the guys jock. But, again, it was dark and I may be mistaken. . Anyway, as I said, WTF? What marketing genius decided that guys who are looking to hang out in hooker bars want to ogle some muscle-bound dude? Couldn't they pay some gorgeous professional stripper? Now THAT would bring in some biz.

Phordphan
12-16-10, 06:51
If Phordphan was trying to be funny here, I have to tickle my armpits harder to try to laugh.

I went into Malquerida bar, which is the new bar across Constitucion from the Policia office, a few times. The music is loud brass-band Mexican. The chicas are mostly older and thicker than my taste. So I don't hang out in Malquerida. I prefer HK's mixture of old rocks with some hot, sensuous latin music. It's very nice music to drink to. I always have a great time in HK, ogling, squeezing, kissing, licking, sniffing. The young, pretty chicas all around me, and horsing around with a few cool bros.

But I haven't been to El Malguerida bar in over a month. Phordphan is going senile and he's not sure about lots of things he sees, hears or pokes anymore. If he had taken a closer look at the show, he may have unmistakenly found that the muscular guy was actually. His wife, flexing a few muscles on stage. Hehe.

Phordphan is probably not sure what he's getting in bed every night, but the words on the street is that his wife packs a bigger tool in her jockey short than his. Hehehe.

OK. I am only ribbing Phordphan. No, unfortnately the wife ins't anywhere near that buff. <sigh

You got to admit, he was kinda cute. .

The object lesson here, boys and girls, is that I *can* take a joke. I don't send threatening PMs, and I don't go whining to the moderators.

So, if you're still going to go pissing and moaning to Jackson, maybe you could ask why the smileys don't work, and how to edit a post. With the new software, I can't seem to finger it out. At least then you'll be doing something useful.

:P

One Wing Low
12-19-10, 02:55
Went to La Zona Roja on Friday night. The whole area was in a festive mood anticipating El Feliz Navidad.

Most businesses had Christmas lighting flickering. A few brass bands were playing in the Coahuila alley and street corners. Music was blaring from speakers in the alley. Bar Malquerida was having a BBQ on the sidewalk in front of the entrance, handing out free food to their slutty chicas and horny clients-

Bar Adelita was sparse, not decorated for the holidays, not too many good-looking chicas whom I know in the past. Don't know whether they felt feistier or hungrier, but just about every chica in Adelita gave me a pinch on my butt as I was touring the joint looking for talents. Adelita opened up a store selling erotic arts and clothing across the street. If they can't sell their pussies, it would be even harder to push memorabia-

Went to HK. The place was decorated for Christmas. The party was going great. There were lots of young, beautiful girls everywhere. Most were just hanging around, not doing any business. They all look pressured to earn that extra money for Christmas. The girl sitting next to me at the bar was grabbing and squeezing my crotch hoping to jump start the engine. I had to return the favor squeezing her damp crotch and her firm boobies. Had a good time with the girls.

The sidewalks around LA Zona looked nice, clean, well lighted. The scene is vastly improved compared to just a scant year ago. There is a new seafood cart in front Bar Gloria at the corner of Constitution and Coahuila. The seafood tacos and soups are good alternatives to the rest of the meat offerings.

When I was ready to go back, I usually walk over that corner, in front of Playboy club where I find an old, easy-going cabbie named Diego who can speak good English. He usually charges me 40p to go back to sentri line to which I woudl add a propina as it seems hard to make a profit with fuel costing so much. He was under the cab fixing something. Turned out his transmission needs repairs. He would be a reliable and inexpensive driver if one needs rides anywhere or other assitance.

Will be back a few more times to party during the year end holidays. Hope to see some of the bros there. PM me.

One Wing Low
12-22-10, 18:09
Tourism to Tijuana did drop off 90-95% about the time passport was required to return to the US.

On Ave. Revolucion, the main tourist drag, you can hardly find any gringos walking there any more. Store fronts there are empty, over half closed off permanently. The bars and restaurants that used to be full of noisy college-age boys and girls are now empty and quiet. Business on Revolucion is pretty much dead.

In Zona Roja, the bars and the alley are mostly Mexicans, probably 10 Mexicans to every gringo. Gringos are just not coming to La Zona like before, probbably reduced by 90. A lot of the most beautiful girls in the bars and the alley just left and went home since they cannot make decent money anyway. I don't know of other cities in Mexico that the girls would move to for better business. The ones I talked to on their phones just went home, and probably do local business.

HK still has many good-looking girls, but Adelita and Chicago no longer have as many talents as before. The day when one can walk into Tijuana bars and find movie-star quality girls hang out at any time is gone.

Tijuana now has a police force of younf men and women, modeled after Los Angeles PD, wearing the same uniforms, using the same equipment and tactics devised by LA police chief Bratton. They are very visible on the streets handing out tickets left and right to teach respect for the law. The old, corrupt cops in old patrol cars who used to shake me down for cerveza money are gone. I have seen them in about a year.

All these drastic changes were caused by Al Qaeda after the 9/11 sneak attack. We Americans need to support our Commander-in-chief and our troops to wipe off the stupid Al Qaeda homos off the face of the earth, or at least lopping their balls off so they stop breeding terrorists.


Due to the economy, passports, police shake downs, cartel murders, kidnappings, etc. 90% of the gringos stopped going to Tijuana and AB. If you look around at HK it is mostly Mexicans, same for AB.

If the money returns so will the chicas. Simple as that.

Get ye down thar and support your favorite puta lest she leave town never to return.

One Wing Low
12-25-10, 16:49
Went down with a bro on a week night. The crowd was pretty sparse. Not too many guys in the alley.

Went in Hong Kong. There were many good-looking girls. The bro lost his wallet a few weeks ago in HK. HK told him a mesero found his wallet and would return it. He must have dropped the wallet while groping and going down on the HK girls. Hehe.

The mesero brought back his wallet full of IDs and credit cards. He bought the mesero a tequila and gave him a propina. Mexicans are good, honest and humble people. I was impressed. His name is Raul, number 86. The bro went to the front desk to thank the management girl. She was smiling sweetly behind her counter. Damn, I wanted to do her so much.

Ordered a beer and gave the mesero a $20, asking him to bring back $1 to tip the girls. He brought back a thick stack of bills. I counted in front of him, it was the exact change. So I gave him a good tip.

Went to Adelita to hang out. There were no girls worth boinking. They were mostly older and thicker, probably with higher mileage than the old Tijuana taxis. Hehe. Went in La Chavelas but not found any girls worth hanging out with, so went back to HK. Could not find any of girls I know. They all went home for El Navidad.

I was telling the bro about Sol in HK, who looks about late 20's, but very pretty, sweet and sexy in bed. But he was not impressed. There were just too many good choices of sweet, pretty, young girls in HK, but they work irregular schedules. It does not look like HK makes them work fixed schedules. My theory is that, like most Mexicans, HK girls only work when they really need money.

Will be in Tijuana a few more times during the year-end holidays. Hopefully will still find mi favoritas.

One Wing Low
01-02-11, 20:21
Asked the hotel guy. He showed me how to find the collectivos, the cheap Mexican way, to get to Rosaritos Beach.

On Revolution about half a mile South from El Arco, turn left go East on Diaz. When you are on Mediro, turn right or go South half a block. You will find a bunch of yelow minivans wiating for passengers to go to Playa Rosaritos.

Looks like there are collectivos to the Tijuana airport, East side border crossing, Ensenada etc. As well. Each group has its own painted color scheme, parking and pick up spots near Revolution or Ninos Heroes. Just ask you hotel for directions then perhaps take a local taxi rather than walking to their pick up spots.

The collectivo ride to Playa Rosaritos is about 20 Km (OK guys, go ahead and measure it on google earth for accuracy down to the meter hehe.) only cost 50p. Only my wingman and I were on board but he took off immediately. On the way out of town, he stopped and put in 2 gallons of gas in his mini van. I don't know how he manages to make any money for that trip with only 2 passengers paying 100p or about $8.

I talked to him to find some good-looking girls in Rosaritos. He said there are a lot pretty chicas in the casas further South of Playa Rosaritos and would take us there.

Playa Rosaritos is dead on a Saturday New year afternoon. There are virtualy no foot traffic on the dusty main street. The beach was deserted. Probably 30% of the stores and restaurants were permanently closed, out of business.

The guy drove us further South on the old highway 1 along the beach. About 5 miles South he stopped at club Bi-the-Bing, which is a large bar with many bedrooms on the second floor. However the club had been shut down for some time, as it was overgrown with weed out front and many windows on the second floor were broken in.

The driver called a few people on his mobile and turned around, taking us back to Club Virgins, whichis a smaller bar. Again the place had been shut down. He concluded that the only reliable place to find beautiful girls is Tijuana's Coiahuila alley.

He took us back to Coiahuila. The round trip costed us 100P each, with a small propina. He did not ask for extras to take us to the casas.

One Wing Low
01-03-11, 08:03
Hotel Nelson must be hungry for business. They hang a few banners showing 99p for 1 hour.

You know what the hour is for. It's the sign of desperation for a lot of business and people in Tijuana, as tourist visits dropped off 90% since 2008.

It would be very nice to take the girls to Hotel Nelson for a romp then take a quick walk back to La Zona for more sex.

One Wing Low
01-03-11, 08:21
We don't want to short change the poor girls. We need to understand their situations better so we can negotiate fair deals.

Someone with good Spanish should ask the girls or the bar managers, how much the bars take from the girls every time they go to the hotel for a fuck.

I kind of guess the bars do take something from the girls, but 2 fichas are worth $7 and can be steep. I think the girls can average it out. I know Adelita wants the girls to ask guys to sit down and buy ficha drinks before they start talking or negotiating deals.

I just met a very sweet, very good-looking girl in HK who speaks English like a native. I have to ask her what the arrangements are. A lot of guys, when finding out the girls' desperate means, end up suckered in. I hate when that happens.

HK does nickel and dime you with the $1 robe and the $15 room, but they are small costs to do business. HK rooms have been newly remodeled with nice, new furnishing and soft light etc. Their rooms are nice, clean, quiet, romantic places to have trysts with the young chicas. Cost a few dollars more than Adelitas, but defiitely worth it.


Well that is fine and dandy for you Dcups but the chicas have to cough up 2 fichas (tickets) for each trip up to the hotel. They have to reimburse the house / bar. At Chicago it is 2 not sure about HK or Adelita. So for the guys who get the 400 peso arribas it doesn't leave much for the chica after she pays the house back for 2 drinks the guy didn't pay for.

If I don't buy a drink I don't expect a bargain rate with the chica but if I buy 2 or 3 I do expect a good rate.

I never pay the $1 for the robe. Matter of principle, not $. What ever floats your boat.

StormShadow
01-03-11, 19:40
HK does nickel and dime you with the $1 robe and the $15 room, but they are small costs to do business. HK rooms have been newly remodeled with nice, new furnishing and soft light etc. Their rooms are nice, clean, quiet, romantic places to have trysts with the young chicas. Cost a few dollars more than Adelitas, but defiitely worth it.I don't mind paying a couple extra bucks either for robe / room since I just want me & the beautiful lady I take upstairs to enjoy each other's time & company. I've only been to Tijuana twice so far, but from all 4 of my trips "arriba" between HK & AB the girls really appreciated the fact that I made the experience more intimate. As opposed to just a "Wham-Bam-Thank You Ma'am" approach. The HK rooms were definitely a notch up from AB's: Beds, lighting, and the room even had an HDTV mounted on the wall which the lovely lady asked if I needed on to watch porn, but I said no.

One Wing Low
01-04-11, 18:01
Ya.

Hotel Cascada's new rooms are nice, clean, comfortable, smelling good, good matresses, with that soft lighting to put you in the sexy moods.

It was so cold in Tijuana this winter that the young chicas quickly got under the blanket. It was very nice to snuggle with the young girls in a nice, warm bed, kissing their mouth, licking their sexy, young bodies, sucking on their tits and their crotches under the blanket.

The last HK girl I fucked was young, sweet, fresh, nice, clean, gentle, sexy and good-looking. She speaks good English. We were both so horny with anticipation of sex, the session was long, very intimate and satisfying. It was better than with most GF's I ever had. Who the hell has time to watch porn on the TV? Hehehe.

Someone should start teaching the young and good-looking Tijuana girls the arts of sexy and sensuous ways of love making. The whole horny, unsatisfying world would be heading to Tijuana.


I don't mind paying a couple extra bucks either for robe / room since I just want me & the beautiful lady I take upstairs to enjoy each other's time & company. I've only been to Tijuana twice so far, but from all 4 of my trips "arriba" between HK & AB the girls really appreciated the fact that I made the experience more intimate. As opposed to just a "Wham-Bam-Thank You Ma'am" approach. The HK rooms were definitely a notch up from AB's: Beds, lighting, and the room even had an HDTV mounted on the wall which the lovely lady asked if I needed on to watch porn, but I said no.

Joe Arturo
01-04-11, 18:46
I don't know about AB and HK, but I know for a fact that Chicago Club charges the girls one ficha ($3) for the use of the room when they go arriba with a customer. Also, the girls at Chicago get a salary. If they show up on time and work for 5 days during the week, they get 500 pesos as salary for the week. If they show up on time and work for 6 days during the week, they get 1000 pesos salary for the week. They also get paid extra when they dance at the pole, but I don't know what it is.

The little "split" beer that are the ficha drinks sell for $7 and the girl gets $3. And the cost of that little "split" beer to the bar is 5 pesos!


We don't want to short change the poor girls. We need to understand their situations better so we can negotiate fair deals.

Someone with good Spanish should ask the girls or the bar managers, how much the bars take from the girls every time they go to the hotel for a fuck.

I kind of guess the bars do take something from the girls, but 2 fichas are worth $7 and can be steep. I think the girls can average it out. I know Adelita wants the girls to ask guys to sit down and buy ficha drinks before they start talking or negotiating deals.

I just met a very sweet, very good-looking girl in HK who speaks English like a native. I have to ask her what the arrangements are. A lot of guys, when finding out the girls' desperate means, end up suckered in. I hate when that happens.

HK does nickel and dime you with the $1 robe and the $15 room, but they are small costs to do business. HK rooms have been newly remodeled with nice, new furnishing and soft light etc. Their rooms are nice, clean, quiet, romantic places to have trysts with the young chicas. Cost a few dollars more than Adelitas, but defiitely worth it.

One Wing Low
01-05-11, 00:43
I did mention Greyhound Airlines, with equipment certified into known severe icing. The surest way to avoid the weather. Hehe.

HK's year end chicas selection was abysmal. They had to bring in a bunch of adecanes to fill in on the bar. These fresh girls' butts and crotches have never been grabbed by a bunch of horny, clawing old men. Hehe. A few edecanes got very mad andwent to the management to complain. These innocent girls did not know HK's management is also a bunch of horny, dirty old men, who are in cahoot with the guys sitting at the bar. Hehe.

I was hanging out at the Pista Norte all afternoon Saturday. I was texting you, but the texts from Mexico are delayed by about 1 day. I met a sweet, pretty girl, wearing jean and black sweater, sitting on the bath tub. She was a GFE in bed. I just had too much sex in 2 days so I decided to go home about 7PM. On the way home, the phone showed a miss call by a private undisclosed number, probably yours.

You should mention the name and descriptions of that Adelita ROB, to save the bros some time, money and wasted libido. That is what ISG is good for.

I had a great year-end vacation, a very sexy time, relaxing, enjoying, satisfying all the senses. It was better than going to other places, China, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, indonesia, Brazil, Argentina, Britain, France, Italy etc. To mention a few.

Look forward to seeing you next time.


Wanted to head over for NYE but weather in AZ kept me grounded. Saturday was clear and cold. Flew over to Brown and taxied to the border. Tried to touch base with One Wing Low with no luck.

Caught a cab on the other side about 4 and procured a hotel room, freshened up and headed over to HK. What a disappointment. The selection of chicas was miserable must have had a dozen or so of the 3rd string in for work. Checked over at AB, no different. Alley was very sparse as well. Had a couple of beers, grabbed a couple of tacos and made the rounds again. Things still dismal.

Eventually the count of chicas in the bars improved but it was less than what I have come to expect in Tijuana. Spent a fair amount of time hanging by the piste norte to see if OWL showed and just watching the goings on. Wound up taking an all natural cutie upstairs and had a good time. HK turned into the usual sausage fest earlier than usual and I headed out.

Went over to CC about 2300 and it was busier than I have seen it in the past. Decided there was exactly one item of interest there but apparently others thought the same thing and she was never free. Back to AB. Eventually settled on a chica. She seemed a bit "stand offish," but she looked hot. Should have gone with the initial assessment. Upstairs too many rules and an uninspired performance. I won't see her again.

Called it a night. Headed out about 8 the next morning. No wait at the line, and tailwinds home.

I will be back but hope that things are better next time.

One Wing Low
01-05-11, 01:38
After La Zona's big raid last New year, HK strippers started handing over 20-30% of their take, which is usually about $2 to $3 to the pit boss. The poor girls usually collect only about $10 for their 3-song routines, even on weekend when the place is packed with grabby poor folks.

It never happened before, so I suspect HK made the poor strippers chip in to pay someone for protection, or perhaps to share it with the legion of pit bosses, MC's, floor managers, door men, front desk girl, security guys etc.

It's a tough life for these sweet, pretty girls. I have to give them more toda-la-noche sessions to improve their life styles. Hehe.

BTW, when the chicas ask if you want to turn on the porn channel in the room, always let them turn it on. Most girls admit they love to watch that porn on their backs, as the guys plow into them. It cannot hurt anyone but can only make the girls hornier, which make for better sessions.

One Wing Low
01-05-11, 07:14
I think each bar has a different system of charging and paying the girls.

All bars probably have a minimum number of fichas the girls have to sell, if not they have to pay out of their own pockets. They probably dink the girls 1 or 2 fichas every time the girls take a guy upstairs. That's why the hotels keep track of the names and times the girls go upstairs.

Chicago probably has to pay the girls to come in due to lack of business. In Chicago and Adelita, people just hang around really slow, not doing or saying anything, no fun, no motion. Makes me feel weird like getting lost into old folk's retirement homes. Hehe.

Well, some of the chicas hang out in there are ready for retirement homes. Hehe.


I don't know about AB and HK, but I know for a fact that Chicago Club charges the girls one ficha ($3) for the use of the room when they go arriba with a customer. Also, the girls at Chicago get a salary. If they show up on time and work for 5 days during the week, they get 500 pesos as salary for the week. If they show up on time and work for 6 days during the week, they get 1000 pesos salary for the week. They also get paid extra when they dance at the pole, but I don't know what it is.

The little "split" beer that are the ficha drinks sell for $7 and the girl gets $3. And the cost of that little "split" beer to the bar is 5 pesos!

One Wing Low
01-05-11, 19:57
I was hanging out in HK on New Year day, waiting for Scarab to arrive in his Kamikaze Airlines. Hehe. My phone was on, but I never heard from him. I texted him, but he never got the text until the next day when he was back to US soil. So we miss the chance to hook up. Bummer.

The telephone management assholes in Mexico probably spend all their budget on crack, cheated on their novias, skipped child support and alimony payments, and screwed US carriers on bills, so they are not working together. These government and industrial big shots have got to be joking about the great cooperation between US and Mexico! The US DEA and CBP are probably sent on routine wild goose chases everyday by their Mexican counterparts.

All Mexican industrial execs should take lessons for the fine commitment to customer service from the chicas working in HongKong and Adelita.

Scarab
01-05-11, 20:53
I did mention Greyhound Airlines, with equipment certified into known severe icing. The surest way to avoid the weather. Hehe.Taking the bus is so, well you know, Pedestrian. And not nearly as quick or fun. These trips are about fun aren't they?


You should mention the name and descriptions of that Adelita ROB, to save the bros some time, money and wasted libido. That is what ISG is good for.I didn't even remember her name by the time I got back down stairs. Description wise- Tall (5'7" or 5'8" out of shoes) , light skinned. 23 or so, thin, Med. Length dark hair, B cup at most, landing strip below. She did go out and dance on the floor.

One Wing Low
01-06-11, 04:10
All Mexican industrial execs should take lessons for the fine commitment to customer service from the chicas working in HongKong and Adelita.I hope Mexican managers enjoy working on their backs. Hehehe.

One Wing Low
01-06-11, 22:07
My AT&T mobile switched over to TELCEL in Tijuana. There is a $3 surcharge to make calls in Mexico.

Looks like voice and text messages are just not delivered by Telcel until I went back into AT&T service areas in the US.

I have to complain to AT&T. They would claim to have the best coverage and the best sevrive in the whole world, and tell me to stick my phone up my ass.


I was hanging out at the Pista Norte all afternoon Saturday. I was texting you, but the texts from Mexico are delayed by about 1 day. I met a sweet, pretty girl, wearing jean and black sweater, sitting on the bath tub. She was a GFE in bed. I just had too much sex in 2 days so I decided to go home about 7PM. On the way home, the phone showed a miss call by a private undisclosed number, probably yours.

One Wing Low
03-01-11, 23:27
For low prices, good services, large selections, good looks, accessibility, safety, convenience, cleanliness etc. Tijuana beats lots of other locations in the world, including China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia, Brazil, Argentina etc.

Thailand may have larger selections and more convenience at roughly the same prices, but the flight is very long. But if one taps into the private escort offers, the selection in Tijuana may actually be much larger than in Bangkok. I would want to see more good-looking Tijuana girls doing TLN like GF's for reasonable prices like $120 all night. That would be just great.

It's true with Tijuana's ease of access, one does not really need a biitchy wife or a gold-digging GF, unless one is a raving sex maniac, needing to imbed his face and his dick inside a pussy 24-hour a day like some pervs I know. Hehe.


Good days

It is good to hear a newbie enjoy himself in Tijuana. I think some of us get a bit jaded over time.

Tijuana is still the best bang for your buck. The quality is still high and the quantity is still relatively large compared to other places. True, it is not the way it used to be back in 2000 when you could not even walk in the alley because girls would literally try to rip your shirt (remember those days) , trying to get you to come back and talk to them.

And the price cannot be beat. It is cheaper to fly here than Thailand or Brazil. If you are in SOCAL, I do not know why you would even have a girlfriend, just go to Tijuana twice a week!

Prices for the girls are still in the US 20-60 range as they have been for decades. No fluctuation as you see in Brazil.

Plus when you pay in pesos, you are, in reality, paying even less because of the favorable exchange rate.

In sum, Tijuana cannot be beat.

SS

China 69
03-09-11, 07:26
For low prices, good services, large selections, good looks, accessibility, safety, convenience, cleanliness etc. Tijuana beats lots of other locations in the world, including China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia, Brazil, Argentina etc.My vote for favorite location in the world is: Macau.

I wish I could agree with you on the ease of access to Tijuana, but now that our government is tracking and recording every border crossing, some people (not sayin me) have to limit trips to Tijuana to a minimum due to our jobs (not sayin mine). Because when some people are getting their periodic security interview they have to explain *every* trip to Tijuana!

One Wing Low
03-09-11, 09:46
I went to Macau. There were some very beautiful girls circling around the shark pit. But it's very mercenary quick fucks for $100.

I heard there are some very good-looking girls in the sauna, but I am not much into the procedural and regimented sessions in the saunas.

Similarly sweet and beautiful girls can be had in Zhuhai for about 1/4 the money. I also prefer mainland girls to Macau and Hong Kong girls, since they are usually sweeter and far less mercenary and ruthless than those in HK or Macau.

Perhaps you shoudl tell us why you prefer Macau.

Re frequent crossings into Mexico, I don't see how they can negatively affect security clearances, even for those with Top Secret with special access clearances. There are a lot of Hispanics with high clearances who have families in Mexico and visit them frequently.

I know people with top secret clearances who vacationed and screwing working girls in enemy states, and they were still working for classified programs. You just have to disclose the visit and don't lie in security reports.

If you have concerns, you should bring it up with your security management. I hate working for Defense Industry with all their restrictions and bullshit and stupid asshole management. A lot of those top management guys are now unemployed.

I still prefer Tijuana for cool, pretty girls and quick access. One of the pretty and petite alley girls has been biitching that I am too quick to jump off her body after I climax. She prefers that I linger on top of her, squeezing, caressing, kissing her body like I am in love with her. Figure that one out. Tijuana girls are fun.


My vote for favorite location in the world is: Macau.

I wish I could agree with you on the ease of access to Tijuana, but now that our government is tracking and recording every border crossing, some people (not sayin me) have to limit trips to Tijuana to a minimum due to our jobs (not sayin mine). Because when some people are getting their periodic security interview they have to explain *every* trip to Tijuana!

Phordphan
03-10-11, 04:54
For low prices, good services, large selections, good looks, accessibility, safety, convenience, cleanliness etc. Tijuana beats lots of other locations in the world, including China, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, Indonesia, Brazil, Argentina etc.

Thailand may have larger selections and more convenience at roughly the same prices, but the flight is very long. But if one taps into the private escort offers, the selection in Tijuana may actually be much larger than in Bangkok. I would want to see more good-looking Tijuana girls doing TLN like GF's for reasonable prices like $120 all night. That would be just great.

It's true with Tijuana's ease of access, one does not really need a biitchy wife or a gold-digging GF, unless one is a raving sex maniac, needing to imbed his face and his dick inside a pussy 24-hour a day like some pervs I know. Hehe. Naah, can't let some of this nonsense pass. I've been to most of these places. I've not seen Brazil or Argentina, but I have been to Venezuela. And some of these comparisons just don't hold water.

Good looks: That's too subjective to comment on. I like Latinas, but I really like Thais and Indonesians. Some other dude likes Russians and Czechs. Eye of the beholder and all that.

Safety: I have personal experience with Tijuana's safety. In most Asian countries, even Cambodia these days, you have to go looking for trouble. It rarely comes looking for you. Compared to Brazil or Venezuela, maybe Tijuana is better. But it's mid-pack at best.

Good Service: You have to hunt around a bit, but good service in Tijuana can be found. But, again, too subjective. I encounter Japanese guys in Thailand who think they're getting good service, but they're getting ripped off and treated like shit by the girls. But I've never had a TLN Mexicana clip my fingernails and / or toenails, iron and fold laundry, cook, etc, etc. That, plus knock-out sex, isn't all that hard to find in SEA. So, Tijuana service can be great, but it's very different.

Accessibility / convenience: I'm not sure how to differentiate these two, but Tijuana has the convenience market locked up. No doubt. And that's why the ZN is still in business. If one had to fly 17 hours to SEA, or 17 hours to Tijuana, guess which one would win?

Cleanliness: WTF? There are lots of adjectives that describe Tijuana, but clean is NOT one of them. You got to be kidding. The tourist areas of Saigon (District 1, for instance) or Bangkok (Siam Square) are far cleaner that the tourist spots of Tijuana. And personal hygiene? Fuggedaboutit. Tijuana is definitely mid-to-low pack in this regard.

Low prices: Huh? With a little negotiation you can get a Tijuana lass for what, $70. $80 for an hour? For that same money you will get, at a very minumum, a Thailand 2. 3 hour "short time" with a gogo girl, a TLN for most others, amost certainly a TLN with a District 1 Viet. 3 or 4 DAYS with a nice Cambodian lady (unless the nitwits have pushed the prices up a lot in the last couple of years). Can't remember the prices in Indonesia, but I know they're less. Maybe that's cheap in Brazil or Argentina. But Tijuana is most certainly mid-pack price-wise.

And Tijuana, if you include the escorts, has a bigger selection than Thailand? You were pulling the poor guy's leg, right? In just the P4P arena, Tijuana has the ZN and some escort services. Thailand has the farang spots we all know about. They also have escort services. Don't forget the HUGE massage complexes all along Ratchadipisek Road. Maybe you're into karaoke? Tons of available totty in those venues. Or, the semi-pro scene. I can think of 5 or 6 great places off the top of my head. And civvies aren't that difficult to find, either. Tijuana has a larger selection?

Face it. Tijuana has pretty women, it's reasonably priced, and extremely convenient. But better than any of the other places you named? Hardly. On a world-wide scale, Tijuana rates around a 4 or 5. If SoCal weren't right on the border, Tijuana would fade into oblivion.

One Wing Low
03-11-11, 09:20
i usually don't get down to tijuana until 8 or 9pm, especially on friday when i have to work. i wish you had stayed later as the sexiest girls usually show up late at night. i spent a few afternoons in tijuana and was seriously bored with the lack of talents in the bar in the day time.

glad you had a good session in ab, but an average new guys would probably have 25% chance of getting bad sessions with girls in any bar, as the girls are just not familiar with them. if you show your face in the bar frequently and treat the girls well, spending money on ficha drinks etc. your odds would vastly improve.

if the girl breached contracts, you could have complained to ab's management. they could get you some money back or put her on notice. but i don't think you were in any danger by getting into disagreements with the girls. the bars see to it that the johns are safe and treated nicely.

i like to dick around, bargaining with the girls to figure out their personalities. once i even ran short of cash after a session with a model-quality ab girl, paying her about half what had been agreed. i did not have my wallet with me to hit the atm machine and my friends left the bar so i could not borrow money. she was pissed but did not make a scene or call any guy to muscle me. hehe.

i had a rough exchange with a very cute spinner in tropical, who turned out to be a lezbo. i filed a complaint with the management and spent the whole amazing hour in their office, watching closeup how the big and burly management guys threaten, bully then. beg and lost to a bunch of pretty, sexy but tough as nails lesbos. hehe. tropical did give me my money back. i really enjoy immersing that kinds of rough reality in foreign countries.

i only speak a few phrases of spanish, but when i am wronged, i always insist to be treated fairly and justly. i found the managements in rough and tumble tijuana bars do make serious efforts at arriving at the truth and handing out proper justice to all involved.

i really enjoy the beauty, honesty and friendliness of tijuana chicas. after seeing me around a few times, they treat me like a friend. being able to visit tijuana once or twice a week, having good sex with 2 or more girls each night, really changed my life's perspectives for the better relative to female species on earth.

hope to meet you next time you are in town.


i want to thank one wing low for some pm's.

one day we will meet my friend.

i just didn't want to miss my flight friday morning, and i probably missed you in hong kong by a couple hours.

i did basically hong kong and adelitas both afternoons.

first day :

i arrived at 1 pm, and left by 5:30.

this place is unique, as you can virtually do what you want there compared to a us stripclub. you see a girl dance, you sit down, she puts her pussy or tits in your mouth, give her a dollar.

girls walk past you, they rub you to a stiffie, you suck their tits, give them a dollar. this is heaven!

so, i noticed that the sun was going down, my viagra was certainly losing it's efficacy, so i went back to hong kong, as saw a smoking hot latina. i negotiated a 30 minute session with kissing, daty, bbbj / cim for 60 usd.

we stripped, and she was stunning. we kissed, and then i put my little guy in her mouth uncovered. it felt very nice. after a little of this, i covered up, and started taking her from behind. she was quite tight, and as i going about my business i heard the dreaded ' come baby, come '. i looked at the watch, and it was only 13 minutes in. i then noticed her face in the mirror. it had changed! i had a funny feeling where this was going, and i dismounted, and peeled the cover off.

i laid back and asked her to finish me off in her mouth, and then it happened!

the switch flicked in her, and she said, i don't do that. (even though she was doing it 7 minutes earlier) she told me ' i'm working very hard for you, and i think you should pay me some more money '

after i told her that she had agreed to these terms downstairs, she then told me ' i don't feel comfortable, and i'd like to leave '

pow pow. the lights went out!

knowing what happened, and that there was no turning back, i washed up at the sink, put my clothes on, and walked out of the room, leaving the door wide open, so all could see her in her nakedness.

in this scenario, there really is no-one to complain to, as the important thing is to get back to the border in one piece.

and that's what i did.

day 2.

going back to tijuana to set things straight.

to cut straight to the chase.

i went to hong kong, and saw the * who ripped me off the other day. you had to see the look on her face (she thought i was going to smack her in the face ). the better look on her face was the puss on it, after i totally ignored her for the next 4 hours while i spent my money on all the other girls in the club. tits and pussy for all! i found out from my new mesero friend (#10) , that the *'s name was shayla. (if you go, beware)

i went to adelitas to scope out a target. and there she was, blonde and big titted. i actually was totally sure that she was a ripoff, so i asked her for a crazy deal, and she said ok.

we went upstairs to cascadas, and i gave her the 80 usd for what i negotiated.

it was 30 minutes, kissing, daty, bbbj / cim with anal.

taking our time, the goal of insertion was nicely achieved, and i was certain to pop. unlike the other day, she took junior in her mouth and sucked every drop out. i was quite hard from the viagra, so she continued to suck, lick, tease me for at least 2 minutes after i came.

One Wing Low
03-11-11, 09:40
My taste runs along the line of what is widely accepted as beauty and class among the known international models. Would be hard ot find many Isaan and Indonesian girls making it to that rank.

It's very nice not to have to fly long distance to go to Tijuana bars like HK and have the choice of dozens of sexy, beautiful girls to flirt around, drink with and go to bed for some hot sex.

I think Mexican girls are happier and more fun compared to Asian girls. I did have a very good time in Manilla with a few girls from Manilla Bay Cafe. Besides many hot sex sessions, the girls speak decent English and was able to give me good tours of the city with insights into their ways of life. They do act more like GF's.

Tijuana actually had a significant decline in the quantity and quality of talents in the past 2 years, but it's still a lot of fun for people within a few hours drive.


Naah, can't let some of this nonsense pass. I've been to most of these places. I've not seen Brazil or Argentina, but I have been to Venezuela. And some of these comparisons just don't hold water.

Good looks: That's too subjective to comment on. I like Latinas, but I really like Thais and Indonesians. Some other dude likes Russians and Czechs. Eye of the beholder and all that.

Safety: I have personal experience with Tijuana's safety. In most Asian countries, even Cambodia these days, you have to go looking for trouble. It rarely comes looking for you. Compared to Brazil or Venezuela, maybe Tijuana is better. But it's mid-pack at best.

Good Service: You have to hunt around a bit, but good service in Tijuana can be found. But, again, too subjective. I encounter Japanese guys in Thailand who think they're getting good service, but they're getting ripped off and treated like shit by the girls. But I've never had a TLN Mexicana clip my fingernails and / or toenails, iron and fold laundry, cook, etc, etc. That, plus knock-out sex, isn't all that hard to find in SEA. So, Tijuana service can be great, but it's very different.

Accessibility / convenience: I'm not sure how to differentiate these two, but Tijuana has the convenience market locked up. No doubt. And that's why the ZN is still in business. If one had to fly 17 hours to SEA, or 17 hours to Tijuana, guess which one would win?

Cleanliness: WTF? There are lots of adjectives that describe Tijuana, but clean is NOT one of them. You got to be kidding. The tourist areas of Saigon (District 1, for instance) or Bangkok (Siam Square) are far cleaner that the tourist spots of Tijuana. And personal hygiene? Fuggedaboutit. Tijuana is definitely mid-to-low pack in this regard.

Low prices: Huh? With a little negotiation you can get a Tijuana lass for what, $70. $80 for an hour? For that same money you will get, at a very minumum, a Thailand 2. 3 hour "short time" with a gogo girl, a TLN for most others, amost certainly a TLN with a District 1 Viet. 3 or 4 DAYS with a nice Cambodian lady (unless the nitwits have pushed the prices up a lot in the last couple of years). Can't remember the prices in Indonesia, but I know they're less. Maybe that's cheap in Brazil or Argentina. But Tijuana is most certainly mid-pack price-wise.

And Tijuana, if you include the escorts, has a bigger selection than Thailand? You were pulling the poor guy's leg, right? In just the P4P arena, Tijuana has the ZN and some escort services. Thailand has the farang spots we all know about. They also have escort services. Don't forget the HUGE massage complexes all along Ratchadipisek Road. Maybe you're into karaoke? Tons of available totty in those venues. Or, the semi-pro scene. I can think of 5 or 6 great places off the top of my head. And civvies aren't that difficult to find, either. Tijuana has a larger selection?

Face it. Tijuana has pretty women, it's reasonably priced, and extremely convenient. But better than any of the other places you named? Hardly. On a world-wide scale, Tijuana rates around a 4 or 5. If SoCal weren't right on the border, Tijuana would fade into oblivion.

Phordphan
03-11-11, 19:33
my taste runs along the line of what is widely accepted as beauty and class among the known international models. would be hard ot find many isaan and indonesian girls making it to that rank.international class models hanging about in tijuana's zona norte? maybe i'm drinking the wrong tequila.

just for comparo, here's a link to some mexican models. i think we'd all be hard pressed to find anyone like this in hk or ab. and, if we did, it certainly isn't going to be for $60.

http://coedmagazine.com/2008/05/04/sexy-cinco-de-mayo-mexican-models-gallery/araceli-arambula/

for more apples-to-apples comparo, here are some indonesian models. they hold their own with any mexicana.

http://indomodels.********.com/ that's indomodels dot baker lima oscar golf sierra papa oscar tango dot com

and who said anything about isaan ladies? they're only one of the multitude of choices avaiable. many guys like 'them, and they tend to be a lot more fun and easygoing than mexicanas. my taste runs to the fairer skinned northern ladies. but, again, taste is not at issue here. variety is.

tijuana is a lot of fun, no question. and a good time can be had for not a great deal of time or money.

but we all have to agree. if it weren't for the usa's nitwit vice laws, both now and during prohibition, tijuana would not exist. at least not as a major spot for all kinds of whoopee.

One Wing Low
03-12-11, 02:14
just for comparo, here's a link to some mexican models. i think we'd all be hard pressed to find anyone like this in hk or ab. and, if we did, it certainly isn't going to be for $60.

[url]http://coedmagazine.com/2008/05/04/sexy-cinco-de-mayo-mexican-models-gallery/araceli-arambula/[/urlthere are lots of girls in ab and hk with big boobs and big asses just like those mexican models in this site. i like them natural and proportional, not big, hardened fakes. some of those ab and hk girls with big, fake assets would fuck for $40, but they are really not my cup of tea. i can get my dick hard but can't get passionate with those girls. i leave them all to you. hehehe. so you should be happy!


for more apples-to-apples comparo, here are some indonesian models. they hold their own with any mexicana.

http://indomodels.********.com/

that's indomodels dot baker lima oscar golf sierra papa oscar tango dot com.

and who said anything about isaan ladies? they're only one of the multitude of choices avaiable. many guys like 'them, and they tend to be a lot more fun and easygoing than mexicanas. my taste runs to the fairer skinned northern ladies. but, again, taste is not at issue here. variety is.

tijuana is a lot of fun, no question. and a good time can be had for not a great deal of time or money.

but we all have to agree. if it weren't for the usa's nitwit vice laws, both now and during prohibition, tijuana would not exist. at least not as a major spot for all kinds of whoopee.why are those good-looking indonesian models in this site all look like chinese indonesians? why don't you just go to china for the same looks with much bigger selections?

most working thai, malay and indonesian girls come from peasant stock. they have dark skin, crude and beefy body features, large nose with flared nostrils, thick lips etc. they just don't have the beautiful and refined facial and body features i prefer. they look mostly like the dark-skinned, chubby polynesian women painted by paul gauguin 80 years ago.

us used to have lots of young, pretty girls liing sunset blvd in the 80's. now most actions are in backpage and craigslist with lots of fake pics and lots of running around, waiting. when you finally meet the girls in their hotel rooms, it usually turn out to be someone much less attractive with bad attitudes and lot of restrictions.

tijuana is convenient and lots of fun with a good selection of the girls ready to flirt and fuck for good prices. we are damn lucky to live within a few hours drive. i feel sorry for the bros who have to fly to get to tijuana.

Dad Fun 555
03-12-11, 16:42
Please don't feel too sorry for us guys who have to fly to get to Tijuana. We feel sorry for those who have to fly 20 hours (or even at all) to get to Bangkok. Remember, about 2 out of every 3 earthlings live within a 5 hour flight to Bangkok, so Tijuana is only convenient if you're in southern California, that's all. Bangkok is much more conveniently located for most people. Of course, guys actually fly 20 hours to get to Bangkok, because it's worth it.

The comparison of Tijuana's selection (quantity) to Bangkok's selection is laughable. Any one of the entertainment districts has more action than all of Tijuana, and that doesn't even scratch the surface of what's available there. Bangkok must have at least ten times as big a selection as Tijuana. But Bangkok is not even Thailand's biggest, for that you must go to Pattaya where there are 2, 000 bars and on the order of 40, 000 or more ladies. And while the price of ST is roughly the same (not accounting for the fact that ST in Tijuana lasts 20 minutes, and in Thailand, it is closer to 2 hours) , the price of LT is much cheaper in Thailand.

While a lot of so Thai ladies come from "peasant stock", so do a lot in Tijuana. Almost all of the SG's in Tijuana are darker-skinned and from rural parts of Mexico. And Thailand does have lots of light-skinned ladies from the North which are what the Japanese guys go for. While I'd decidedly give the edge in looks to Thailand over Tijuana, that's not really why guys keep coming back over and over. It's for the service.

One Wing Low
03-13-11, 10:12
Please don't feel too sorry for us guys who have to fly to get to Tijuana. We feel sorry for those who have to fly 20 hours (or even at all) to get to Bangkok. Remember, about 2 out of every 3 earthlings live within a 5 hour flight to Bangkok, so Tijuana is only convenient if you're in southern California, that's all. Bangkok is much more conveniently located for most people. Of course, guys actually fly 20 hours to get to Bangkok, because it's worth it.

The comparison of Tijuana's selection (quantity) to Bangkok's selection is laughable. Any one of the entertainment districts has more action than all of Tijuana, and that doesn't even scratch the surface of what's available there. Bangkok must have at least ten times as big a selection as Tijuana. But Bangkok is not even Thailand's biggest, for that you must go to Pattaya where there are 2, 000 bars and on the order of 40, 000 or more ladies. And while the price of ST is roughly the same (not accounting for the fact that ST in Tijuana lasts 20 minutes, and in Thailand, it is closer to 2 hours) , the price of LT is much cheaper in Thailand.I suspected the private escorts scene in Tijuana is quite large, as there are hundreds of girls advertise their services in sexytijuana dot com alone. These escorts are local girls who would do business discreetly and would not expose themselves in strip clubs. That would be enough to fill a couple sex complexes like Patpong or Nana.

I was hanging out late at nights at Patpong, Nana, the sois along Sukkhumvit and Thermae cafe etc. I had a hard time finding girls that suit my taste. They are mostly country girls with rough features, not refined city folks. Went to Annie's for a soapie and took a star in the fishbowl. She turned out to be Cambodian and not that good-looking. The one I took from Patpong was a Chinese Thai.

The girls who hang out at Livingstone's Lodge Sports bar were older and beefy, not the young, lithe, pretty spinners I could have in Tijuana. One of the soi bar girls look pretty bad after she took her clothes off in my hotel. Disappointed, I went to an exclusive club, taking a girl from a line up of a dozen girls all wearing party dresses, supposedly refined, high-class girl. The girl did not look that good with her clothes off in the hotel. Worse yet, her pussy stank to high heaven. I was so disappointed and pissed off because the money was already paid to the manager of the club. I fucked her quickly then pushed her out of the room. Most freelancers at Thermae late at night are pretty bad-looking and very rude.

Last time in BKK, I picked a girl with a fairy pretty face out of a line up of 6 in a bar and took her back to Livingstone lodge. She did have a near-perfect body with shiny, smooth, unblemished skin. She and the mamasan had made a deal for an all nighter. I was looking forward to making love to that girl all night. But right after the first shot, she put her clothes on and slipped right out of the room.

On top of that, it does look to me that there are lots of scams in Thailand. Seems to me, everywhere I go, everyone, from the girls to the tuktuk and taxi drivers and people on the streets, are inclined to lie, cheat and steal every chance possible. Their attitudes are markedly different from those in China or the Philippines, left alone more advanced countries like Korea, Taiwan or Japan. I just don't like to get close to and deal with low-class and mercenary people like those.

Pattaya may have lots of girls and bars and on the streets, but the quality is not all that good. I went to the largest soapy massage place and was very disappointed with the selection. The manager told me bluntly 'What the fuck do you expect? You want good-looking girls you have to go to Bangkok. There are a lot of big-money Thais playing in Bangkok. So that's where the best-looking girls go. '

It boils down to looks, attitudes, service, prices and convenience that fit your tastes. Looks like you found a good combination of all those criteria in Bangkok and Pattaya, but I did not.

I would not return to Angeles City due to the poor looks of the girls there, despite their wilingness to provide good services. But I did find a few girls in Manilla with combination of good looks, good manners and gentle attitudes who seemed to get genuinely passionate in bed. I picked 2 girls from Manilla Bay Cafe and 1 from a private fishbowl in Makati. The one from makati was a Spanish descendant, a beautiful 9 from head to toe. We went out to dinner and did some sight seeing. They speak English and their manners made me feel comfortable. I guess they felt comfortable with me as we were walking hand in hand everywhere. We just clicked.

I was making love 3 to 4 times with each girl every night, embracing them while falling asleep, still could not have enough of them. They showed a lot of excitements having sex. I figured they genuinely enjoyed the sex as they were trying to prolong the sessions, and did not want my dick to leave their pussies.

These Pinays were sexy and beautiful in nice, clean, easy ways. I kept thinking about these girls and want to come back for more. Fortunately I know a few girls in Tijuana who gave me the same level of passion. I just wish more of my favorite girls would do all nighters at a more affordable level, so I can enjoy it more frequently.

Phordphan
03-13-11, 23:48
i suspected the private escorts scene in tijuana is quite large, as there are hundreds of girls advertise their services in sexytijuana dot com alone. these escorts are local girls who would do business discreetly and would not expose themselves in strip clubs. that would be enough to fill a couple sex complexes like patpong or nana.

i was hanging out late at nights at patpong, nana, the sois along sukkhumvit and thermae cafe etc. i had a hard time finding girls that suit my taste. they are mostly country girls with rough features, not refined city folks. went to annie's for a soapie and took a star in the fishbowl. she turned out to be cambodian and not that good-looking. the one i took from patpong was a chinese thai.

the girls who hang out at livingstone's lodge sports bar were older and beefy, not the young, lithe, pretty spinners i could have in tijuana. one of the soi bar girls look pretty bad after she took her clothes off in my hotel. disappointed, i went to an exclusive club, taking a girl from a line up of a dozen girls all wearing party dresses, supposedly refined, high-class girl. the girl did not look that good with her clothes off in the hotel. worse yet, her pussy stank to high heaven. i was so disappointed and pissed off because the money was already paid to the manager of the club. i fucked her quickly then pushed her out of the room. most freelancers at thermae late at night are pretty bad-looking and very rude.

last time in bkk, i picked a girl with a fairy pretty face out of a line up of 6 in a bar and took her back to livingstone lodge. she did have a near-perfect body with shiny, smooth, unblemished skin. she and the mamasan had made a deal for an all nighter. i was looking forward to making love to that girl all night. but right after the first shot, she put her clothes on and slipped right out of the room.

on top of that, it does look to me that there are lots of scams in thailand. seems to me, everywhere i go, everyone, from the girls to the tuktuk and taxi drivers and people on the streets, are inclined to lie, cheat and steal every chance possible. their attitudes are markedly different from those in china or the philippines, left alone more advanced countries like korea, taiwan or japan. i just don't like to get close to and deal with low-class and mercenary people like those.

pattaya may have lots of girls and bars and on the streets, but the quality is not all that good. i went to the largest soapy massage place and was very disappointed with the selection. the manager told me bluntly 'what the fuck do you expect? you want good-looking girls you have to go to bangkok. there are a lot of big-money thais playing in bangkok. so that's where the best-looking girls go. '

it boils down to looks, attitudes, service, prices and convenience that fit your tastes. looks like you found a good combination of all those criteria in bangkok and pattaya, but i did not.

i would not return to angeles city due to the poor looks of the girls there, despite their wilingness to provide good services. but i did find a few girls in manilla with combination of good looks, good manners and gentle attitudes who seemed to get genuinely passionate in bed. i picked 2 girls from manilla bay cafe and 1 from a private fishbowl in makati. the one from makati was a spanish descendant, a beautiful 9 from head to toe. we went out to dinner and did some sight seeing. they speak english and their manners made me feel comfortable. i guess they felt comfortable with me as we were walking hand in hand everywhere. we just clicked.

i was making love 3 to 4 times with each girl every night, embracing them while falling asleep, still could not have enough of them. they showed a lot of excitements having sex. i figured they genuinely enjoyed the sex as they were trying to prolong the sessions, and did not want my dick to leave their pussies.

these pinays were sexy and beautiful in nice, clean, easy ways. i kept thinking about these girls and want to come back for more. fortunately i know a few girls in tijuana who gave me the same level of passion. i just wish more of my favorite girls would do all nighters at a more affordable level, so i can enjoy it more frequently. i don't want this thread to degenerate into a debate on tase. that will go nowhere. some guys like short, chubbies. some like tall thin. dark, light, whatever. whatever floats your boat. if some chick does it for you, god bless you and it's nobody else's business.

but some newbies actually read our drivel looking for knowledge. and when they read nonsense like tijuana's scene, if you include escorts, is bigger than thailand, they may come away with a vastly inflated view of tijuana's night scene. and then they show up, have a less-than-anticipated experience, and post so-so tr's. there have been several of that type of tr recently. i don't know how much this ridiculous puffery may had contributed to those so-so experiences, but i think it's in everyone's best interests to try to keep a bit of perspective.

some poor bastard shows up in tijuana, thinking there is some thailand-like pot-o-gold, and the rainbow ends in the middle of the zona norte. then he sees a couple of squalid square blocks. only 2 clubs that cater to gringos, a few others that cater to reasonably well-off locals, and some real dives. a few streets have ladies standing around who range from a 2, to an 8, with heavy emphasis on the darker, chubbier end of the scale. and short-time hotels that, frankly, i wouldn't keep a dog in. and he looks around and says,"where are all the models that mr. low promised? he said it was bigger than thailand." poor guy.

as far as escorts go, the site mentioned is a nice site. but there tends to be a handful of agencies who advertise their girls. the independent escorts are rather thin on the ground. no biggie. but at any given time, maybe 100 girls are available? maybe 200? not on the site, but employed by the agencies. that wouldn't fill up soi cowboy. there are certainly other escort sites, and other agencies that don't advertise on stj, but my point still stands.

now the part i really don't understand is, if you couldn't find a light-skinned girl, without such awful peasant features, why did you keep going back to the same venues where those kinds of girls are their stock in trade? annies? lots of guys like that joint, but imho that's scraping the bottom of the massage barrel. couldn't you hop a taxi and go to poseidon, or one of the other massive complexes who cater to upscale thais who like fair skinned beauties? was money a factor? looking for model quality at livingstones? you didn't actually belive the hype that used to surround all the soi 33 bars, did you? exclusive? if it were exclusive you wouldn't be able to get past the door unless you were with a thai friend.

when were you last in thermae? my guess is not for a very long time. it's now a haven for japanese tourists. the dark isaan lasses are much fewer and farther between. down side is they won't speak to a farang, as they know they won't spend stupid money for a st.

i will say that tijuana is much better in the scam department. i've never had a taxi driver tell me the zona was closed. i've never had some street vendor try to scam me. i've never been shortchanged by a waiter. i've never been sold fake cigars. i've never, ever, had a bar girl lie to me in tijuana. there are absolutly no "low-class and mercenary" people in tijuana. they all went to thailand, apparently!

now, it's unfortunate that you had such a bad time in los. it appears you may have made every newbie mistake, as we all did. but if you are unable to relax and have fun in a country that is known for having fun and "sanuk attitudes" then maybe it's time to take a long look at the man in the mirror.

my retired dive instructor, who lives in thailand, is a bit more harsh. he once told me,"if you can't get laid here, you don't deserve a penis." :. d.

147928

here's an isaan lady with rough, peasant features. i spent several days with here a few years back.

but i digress. the whole point is that, as fun as tijuana is, comparing it to other destinations is a waste of time. tijuana is what it is, due to the usa being what it is. in other places, tijuana is a tough sell. 15-minute quickies aren't everybody's idea of fun. we'll move upscale and go for the club girs and a slightly-less-quick 30 minutes? hmm. ok. but that doesn't compare with a 2-3 hour short time in sea. maybe you can convince her to go for a tln for several hundred dollars? again, a tough sell in many parts of the world. but to each his own. let's just not make rash comparisons that are ultimately indefensible.

One Wing Low
03-16-11, 08:40
you have a good point.

if you count all the lady boys and old, ugly, skanky working girls hanging out in front of patpong or nana, then bangkok does have an edge on quantity.

did you check out your isaan girl carefully before plunging your dick in? her plumbing may have been brand-new, recently installed. hehehehe.

despite having fewer girls, every time i am in tijuana i always find a few girls with beauty and sexy, cheerful attitudes that make me passionate. it just take a lot more time and work for me to find the right girls in bangkok, pattaya and angeles city.

there are only a few escort agencies in tijuana. the escorts are mostly independent with their tiny ads in the sites. unless one lives in tijuana, it's a lot of work running around checking out the girls, risk wasting time finding only bad-looking girls. it's a lot more efficient to go to bars and check them all out in 1 spot.

beauty is not all that relative. girls who are crude and butt ugly would be ugly and crude to most people. even my driver in manilla warned me that i would waste my time in angeles city and should spend all my time in manilla. it turned out to be true. it was hard to find girls who are pretty, polished and sexy in ac. even lowly guys like my driver would not fuck the crude girls in ac. in contrast, i had a banging good time with a few sexiest girls in manilla.

to me, thai people are just too mercenary with their fake smiles. the sex scene in thailand is just too loud and too commercialized for my taste. it's not worth flying all that distance. i would much rather go to manilla or china.


i as far as escorts go, the site mentioned is a nice site. but there tends to be a handful of agencies who advertise their girls. the independent escorts are rather thin on the ground. no biggie. but at any given time, maybe 100 girls are available? maybe 200? not on the site, but employed by the agencies. that wouldn't fill up soi cowboy. there are certainly other escort sites, and other agencies that don't advertise on stj, but my point still stands.

now the part i really don't understand is, if you couldn't find a light-skinned girl, without such awful peasant features, why did you keep going back to the same venues where those kinds of girls are their stock in trade? annies? lots of guys like that joint, but imho that's scraping the bottom of the massage barrel. couldn't you hop a taxi and go to poseidon, or one of the other massive complexes who cater to upscale thais who like fair skinned beauties? was money a factor? looking for model quality at livingstones? you didn't actually belive the hype that used to surround all the soi 33 bars, did you? exclusive? if it were exclusive you wouldn't be able to get past the door unless you were with a thai friend.

when were you last in thermae? my guess is not for a very long time. it's now a haven for japanese tourists. the dark isaan lasses are much fewer and farther between. down side is they won't speak to a farang, as they know they won't spend stupid money for a st.

i will say that tijuana is much better in the scam department. i've never had a taxi driver tell me the zona was closed. i've never had some street vendor try to scam me. i've never been shortchanged by a waiter. i've never been sold fake cigars. i've never, ever, had a bar girl lie to me in tijuana. there are absolutly no "low-class and mercenary" people in tijuana. they all went to thailand, apparently!

147928

here's an isaan lady with rough, peasant features. i spent several days with here a few years back.

but i digress. the whole point is that, as fun as tijuana is, comparing it to other destinations is a waste of time. tijuana is what it is, due to the usa being what it is. in other places, tijuana is a tough sell. 15-minute quickies aren't everybody's idea of fun. we'll move upscale and go for the club girs and a slightly-less-quick 30 minutes? hmm. ok. but that doesn't compare with a 2-3 hour short time in sea. maybe you can convince her to go for a tln for several hundred dollars? again, a tough sell in many parts of the world. but to each his own. let's just not make rash comparisons that are ultimately indefensible.

Phordphan
03-17-11, 03:26
You have a good point.

If you count all the lady boys and old, ugly, skanky working girls hanging out in front of Patpong or Nana, then Bangkok does have an edge on quantity. So, Tijuana, with a population of around 1. 4 million people has more beautiful working girls that Bangkok, with a population of somewhere north of 9 million. Right.

You just keep digging yourself deeper. You should quit while you're ahead.

Here's another Isaan lady with rough, peasant features.

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One Wing Low
03-17-11, 07:49
I had such a good time all 3 girls in Manilla. But one of them was the swetest.

She's a daughter of a fisherman couple in some island, but her manners were very good. She lost her job as a mobile phone salesgirl and is new at the Manilla Bay Cafe. She did not know the rate and was asking the other girls what she should have for all night. I promised her a good tip and she was happy to go. Meanwhile a bunch of ugly, hardened girls sitting around in MBC were smirking even at 2500 p for ST. Damn Biitches.

She took me to dinner at the Robinson mall, trying all various Philippino food, then went shopping at the New Asia mall, next to Manilla bay, probably 10-12 miles south of Ermita and about 5 miles South of the airport. This mall is swanky nice, new, clean and is allegedly the largest mall in Asia.

BTW the water in the Manilla bay stinks putrid with shit and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poured down from downtown for decades. It smells a lot cleaner South around the New Asia mall area.

I had such a lovely time with this girl that we were embracing, kissing and making love in bed all night. For a 25 YO she really knew how to suck cock and balls, DFK and showed the most erotic expressions while we were making love. Can't even guess where she learned it from.

I felt so good with her that I was fucking her bareback. She's the first prostitute I ever did bare back with. Well, lucky me, my dick is still hanging here. If it were an old, skanky, smelly Bangkok girl, my dick would have just fallen off the next morning hehe.

She was so tight that she got sore after the first fuck, and asked me wait a while before doing the second round. All three Filipinas in Manilla needed a rest between sessions.

A few of the sexiest Chinese girls I had all nighters with in Beijing, ShenZhen and Houjie etc. Wanted to have the 2nd fuck immediately after the first, with their '. Do it again, honey. ' pleading. Hehehe.


In contrast, I had a banging good time with a few sexiest girls in Manilla.

One Wing Low
03-18-11, 00:41
She's a sexy spinner, tight, hard body, nice, sweet, gentle all around.


I had such a good time all 3 girls in Manilla. But one of them was the swetest.

She's a daughter of a fisherman couple in some island, but her manners were very good. She lost her job as a mobile phone salesgirl and is new at the Manilla Bay Cafe. She did not know the rate and was asking the other girls what she should have for all night. I promised her a good tip and she was happy to go.

I had such a lovely time with this girl that we were embracing, kissing and making love in bed all night. For a 25 YO she really knew how to suck cock and balls, DFK and showed the most erotic expressions while we were making love. Can't even guess where she learned it from.

She was so tight that she got sore after the first fuck, and asked me wait a while before doing the second round. All three Filipinas in Manilla needed a rest between sessions.

One Wing Low
03-18-11, 00:44
This is the girl from the Makati fishbowl.

[QUOTE=One Wing Low; 1133205]But I did find a few girls in Manilla with combination of good looks, good manners and gentle attitudes who seemed to get genuinely passionate in bed. I picked 2 girls from Manilla Bay Cafe and 1 from a private fishbowl in Makati. The one from makati was a Spanish descendant, a beautiful 9 from head to toe. We went out to dinner and did some sight seeing. They speak English and their manners made me feel comfortable. I guess they felt comfortable with me as we were walking hand in hand everywhere. We just clicked.

I was making love 3 to 4 times with each girl every night, embracing them while falling asleep, still could not have enough of them. They showed a lot of excitements having sex. I figured they genuinely enjoyed the sex as they were trying to prolong the sessions, and did not want my dick to leave their pussies.

These Pinays were sexy and beautiful in nice, clean, easy ways. I kept thinking about these girls and want to come back for more.[QUOTE]

One Wing Low
03-18-11, 05:57
Are better looking than your Bangkok Isaan pig.

Phordphan
03-18-11, 18:39
Are better looking than your Bangkok Isaan pig.I wouldn't stick my grandfather's cane in #2, but that's not the point. You have tried to turn this into a debate on taste. And taste is not debatable. Some guys like chicken, some like beef.

The point is that you continue to make dimwit unsupportable statements. Like Tijuana has more variety and more girls than Bangkok. Tijuana is some sort of P4P paradise. 5 mile walk to the zona. Etc, etc, etc. I won't reiterate all of them. And, when BS is called on them, you change the subject.

Some guys actually read this to glean information about Tijuana. And I would hate for them to show up with inflated expectations based on some of your nonsensical posts. So, at least qualify your rantings. Try this:

"Based upon a single visit to Thermae. 5 years ago, I think the girls are. .."

"I don't speak Spanish, and can't negotiate with an independent escort, but my opinion of the escort scene is.."

"I've never been to Chiang Mai, but all the girls are ugly and.."

"I've never been outside of the Zona Norte, but I think all Mexican women are.."

You get the idea.

Dad Fun 555
03-18-11, 20:48
Nice try, Mr. Low, but there are no lady boys in Angeles City. You seem to be getting confused between Philippines & Thailand. Totally different countries with pretty much nothing in common with each other. In Thailand there are a lot of lady boys, usually on the front row because they are prettier than the ladies. As I said, Thailand is about service not looks. Tijuana probably more so. No halfway attractive woman is going to work in a dark border brothel turning tricks for $60 a pop while collecting dollar bills from drunk Mexicans fondling them. If you are in mongering hoping you will meet super model quality ladies, you have chosen the wrong hobby.

If you cannot find what you are looking for in Bangkok, then I do wonder what you are looking for. If there is any town on this planet which caters to more tastes, I'd sure like to know. There aren't any Latinas there but there are Asians of every nationality and type possible. Not to mention a smattering of European & African ladies. Maybe you just really can't stand Asian girls, well, then duh you won't like this region a lot. The Japanese guys are rather discriminating and they go to Bangkok in flocks, and don't like the dark-skinned Isaan girls at all. Mainly the taller, light-skinned ones from the North of Thailand. If you dabble in the high-end section of Bangkok, you will actually find part-timers who are actual models and such. Of course, it costs rather more than 4, 000 THB. But I don't think you will find that in Tijuana at any price really.

Tijuana pretty much attracts the leftovers who couldn't hack it in the beach resort towns, which are the only really lucrative area in Mexico to be a prostitute in. As well as the mongers who couldn't pony up the airfare to a real monger destination. Mostly just drunk cheap skates taxied in from the border who have low expectations, and just want to get their penis wet.

One Wing Low
03-19-11, 10:38
This is the meanest thing I ever heard someone saying about a girl. Even if you don't like her looks, there is no reason to make such a nasty statement. Do I detect a sadistic streak in you?

I did not even comment on your Isaan girl. But Thai people would laugh at stupid farangs who think they found gold, hanging out with such old, ugly, low-class girls.

So what, if my distance estimate was off? Why are you attacking me like a mean dog?


I wouldn't stick my grandfather's cane in #2, but that's not the point. You have tried to turn this into a debate on taste. And taste is not debatable. Some guys like chicken, some like beef.

The point is that you continue to make dimwit unsupportable statements. Like Tijuana has more variety and more girls than Bangkok. Tijuana is some sort of P4P paradise. 5 mile walk to the zona. Etc, etc, etc. I won't reiterate all of them. And, when BS is called on them, you change the subject.

One Wing Low
03-19-11, 11:15
I did not even mention anything about lady boys in Angeles City. Why are you bringing this up?

They do hang out in alleys in AC, but not as plentiful and prominent as in BKK. There were 4 or 5 lady boys wearing heavy make ups and colorful dresses hanging out in the dark alley leading to the hotel in AC. They were grabbing and accosting me, but I could tell they were lady boys by the quick and aggressive ways they walk. So I asked him point blank and he admitted being lady boys. He was pleading and gestured that he could give me a BJ. Throughout the encounter, they were all silent to hide their deep, masculine voices. It was funny being grabbed and accosted by a bunch of lady boys and the dark alley. I was afraid they were trying to pick my pocket, but it did not happen.

You may be right that there are more varieties and quantity of girls in BKK. However, the quality is low, at least to my taste. The situation is similar in Angeles City. There are plenty of girls, but not too many are beautiful and polished. You are probably right that Bangkok and Pattaya are the largest whooore towns on earth.

You may not have been in Tijuana for a while. In the past 3 years after expansion and remodeling, Hong Kong club has been able to attract a lot of pretty, sweet looking girls who work steadily in the club. There are definitely a lot more good-looking girls in HK club compared to other beach towns like Cancun, Cabo San Lucas or Acapulco.

In Angeles City, I visited a few so-called exclusive karaoke clubs with the best-looking girls, catering to Japanese clientele. The girls were mostly older, heavier and plain-looking. I was disappointed.

My taste runs along the line of young, pretty, well-mannered girls who can go with me hand in hand, showing me local places, and of course lots of hot, passionate sex day and night in the hotel. Hehe.


Nice try, Mr. Low, but there are no lady boys in Angeles City. You seem to be getting confused between Philippines & Thailand. Totally different countries with pretty much nothing in common with each other. In Thailand there are a lot of lady boys, usually on the front row because they are prettier than the ladies. As I said, Thailand is about service not looks. Tijuana probably more so. No halfway attractive woman is going to work in a dark border brothel turning tricks for $60 a pop while collecting dollar bills from drunk Mexicans fondling them. If you are in mongering hoping you will meet super model quality ladies, you have chosen the wrong hobby.

If you cannot find what you are looking for in Bangkok, then I do wonder what you are looking for. If there is any town on this planet which caters to more tastes, I'd sure like to know. There aren't any Latinas there but there are Asians of every nationality and type possible. Not to mention a smattering of European & African ladies. Maybe you just really can't stand Asian girls, well, then duh you won't like this region a lot. The Japanese guys are rather discriminating and they go to Bangkok in flocks, and don't like the dark-skinned Isaan girls at all. Mainly the taller, light-skinned ones from the North of Thailand. If you dabble in the high-end section of Bangkok, you will actually find part-timers who are actual models and such. Of course, it costs rather more than 4, 000 THB. But I don't think you will find that in Tijuana at any price really.

Tijuana pretty much attracts the leftovers who couldn't hack it in the beach resort towns, which are the only really lucrative area in Mexico to be a prostitute in. As well as the mongers who couldn't pony up the airfare to a real monger destination. Mostly just drunk cheap skates taxied in from the border who have low expectations, and just want to get their penis wet.

One Wing Low
03-19-11, 18:27
Are better looking than your Bangkok Isaan pig.OK. The smiley face failed to work at the end of this sentence. Hehe.

Anyone wanting Phorphan's blood pressure to go up 100, you know what button to push. Hehehe.

Phordphan
03-19-11, 18:51
This is the meanest thing I ever heard someone saying about a girl. Even if you don't like her looks, there is no reason to make such a nasty statement. Do I detect a sadistic streak in you?

I did not even comment on your Isaan girl. . . . . WTF? Do you have some sort of short term memory loss? Are you off your meds?

Did your kind and generous phrase "Bangkok Isaan Pig" just somehow slip your mind?

One Wing Low
03-19-11, 18:53
If you cannot find what you are looking for in Bangkok, then I do wonder what you are looking for. If there is any town on this planet which caters to more tastes, I'd sure like to know. There aren't any Latinas there but there are Asians of every nationality and type possible. Not to mention a smattering of European & African ladies. Maybe you just really can't stand Asian girls, well, then duh you won't like this region a lot.

If you dabble in the high-end section of Bangkok, you will actually find part-timers who are actual models and such. Of course, it costs rather more than 4, 000 THB. But I don't think you will find that in Tijuana at any price really.I actually like Asian girls a lot for their small frames, fine body features, pretty faces and smooth skin etc. I pulled some very attractive girls in China, the beautiful, wholesome types who would be very nice to tour the towns with and who are sweet nymphomaniac in bed.

I like a few strippers in Hong Kong club for their beautiful, sexy bodies with all smooth sexy curves, the type you would find in swim suit calendars. On top of that, Tijuana girls just seem cool, happy and relaxed. They are always smiling sweetly and so sexily. Thai girls seem stressed, mean and unhappy.

I went out with a good girl working at a hotel in Khaosan area, introduced by a friend. She earned an MBA from some schools in Bangkok but was doing a dead end job in the hotel, probably hoping to hook a farang for a husband. She was a petite girl. Her body was underdeveloped, like a child, not sexy at all. Worse yet she always had this worried look on her face. She never smiled even when we were out having fun with other people. So I did not want to see her again.

I did see a very pretty and beautiful Chinese Thai girl on the water taxi on Chao Phraya river one day. She was so beautiful, I could not help staring at her. A bunch of monks in the saffron robes noticed my stare and were smiling, asking if I found Thai girls very beautiful etc. The monks were probably getting big erection under their robes hehehe.

I never stayed in Bangkok long enough to find the connections for high-end girls. If you know of any please give me some refs. I would definitely want to try them out. May be I would even find the land of sexy, kinky smiles.

One Wing Low
03-20-11, 19:31
There's a new mariscos stand at Constitucion and Coahuila corner. He does a good job with his raw shell fish cocktails and ceviches. I got addicted to the raw fresh shell fish marinaded in lime juice, salt, red pepper sauce and a litttle ketchup, mixed with diced tomatoes, red onion and cucumber.

I have been eating at the stand next to the tacos stand on Nino Heroes. But that corner is way too busy, dusty and smelling bad. The guy on Constitucion makes just as fresh and delicious cocktails and it's more quiet, relaxed and smelling better. On top of that, I can eat my sea food and eye the sexy little girls in school uniforms, hanging out on the sidewalk and hiding in the alley ways. I feel safer with the Policia boite nearby, eventhough there was very little policia presence this weekend. Don't know where they all went. The Tijuana policia chief did a good job and got a promotion to go to Monterey.

The shell fish has to be very fresh or it would smell unattractive like alley girls without shower for a couple days hehe. I could not find any mariscos restaurants in Southern California that offer the same fare. Last time I cut up a couple clams, despite being very careful, I ended up with an accidental cut on my wrist, costing about $3000 for emergency room to put 5 stitches on it. And the supposedly live clams even smelled rotten, not worth eating.

So, due to my required diet of fresh seafood, and even fresher girls, I have to go to Tijuana regularly. Hehe.

Phordphan
03-20-11, 21:41
I did see a very pretty and beautiful Chinese Thai girl on the water taxi on Chao Phraya river one day. She was so beautiful, I could not help staring at her. A bunch of monks in the saffron robes noticed my stare and were smiling, asking if I found Thai girls very beautiful etc. The monks were probably getting big erection under their robes hehehe.Wait. You're telling us that you speak Thai to the level where you can carry on a conversation with locals concerning the beauty of the local girls?

Or are you saying that you were making such a twat of yourself, ogling and drooling, that the (often reticent) monks took notice and commented?

A smile in Thailand means many things, and not just approval. If this story is true (a longshot, but possible) they were probably embarrassed and tried to distract you from further embarrassment / harrassment of that poor girl.

One Wing Low
03-21-11, 01:39
The head monk was smiling broadly in proud and fun way. He was asking me in broken English.

They are not mean and ugly like you.


Wait. You're telling us that you speak Thai to the level where you can carry on a conversation with locals concerning the beauty of the local girls?

Or are you saying that you were making such a twat of yourself, ogling and drooling, that the (often reticent) monks took notice and commented?

A smile in Thailand means many things, and not just approval. If this story is true (a longshot, but possible) they were probably embarrassed and tried to distract you from further embarrassment / harrassment of that poor girl.

One Wing Low
04-02-11, 17:01
Midweek came back for mariscos coctele at the stand at the corner of Constitucion and Coahuila. Enjoyed the food as the street girls in school-girl uniforms were calling out, laughing, teasing me to go to the room with them. Told all of them the wiener was hungry, had to have some food first to get it up. They were all laughing, kidding among themselves. This is the unique Tijuana flavor.

The tacos guy next door told us we could have cervezas, no problemos. He ran across the street to the liquour store and got us some beers. The seafood cocktails tasted a lot better with the beers. There was a policia ahnging out at the corner. I was afraid the policias would nail us for drinking in public, but the seafood guy assured us there should be no problem. The cop looked at us a few times but never showed any interest.

Went to Hong Kong to chill out. There were many sexy, good-looking girls. They did clean the place better so there was no more foul-smelling ordors in the bar.

Had a good night of good eats, good sex, good drinks and good entertainment as usual.


There's a new mariscos stand at Constitucion and Coahuila corner. He does a good job with his raw shell fish cocktails and ceviches. I got addicted to the raw fresh shell fish marinaded in lime juice, salt, red pepper sauce and a litttle ketchup, mixed with diced tomatoes, red onion and cucumber.

I have been eating at the stand next to the tacos stand on Nino Heroes. But that corner is way too busy, dusty and smelling bad. The guy on Constitucion makes just as fresh and delicious cocktails and it's more quiet, relaxed and smelling better. On top of that, I can eat my sea food and eye the sexy little girls in school uniforms, hanging out on the sidewalk and hiding in the alley ways. I feel safer with the Policia boite nearby, eventhough there was very little policia presence this weekend. Don't know where they all went. The Tijuana policia chief did a good job and got a promotion to go to Monterey.

One Wing Low
05-25-11, 18:14
Carlos was a waiter in HK club. He's about mid 30's, tall, rugged-looking, nice, mild-mannered guy.

One Sunday morning a fe wmonths ago, I was walking on Calle Primera near El Arco, trying to find the collectivo to go to Rosarito Beach. I ran into him hanging out on the calle with a guitar on his back, BSing with an older gringo. That was when I heard he had lost his job at the HK club. He offered to walk me a few blocks to the collectivos, but I declined.

Last few weeks he was hanging out at the popular mariscos and taco stands on Ninos Heroes. He looked hungry. He waited for me to finish eating then asked me for for some change. I gave him money for a meal.

He now hangs out near the food stands, playing his guitar, singing these Mexican love songs. Guess he could not find work as a mariachi hanging out near El Arco. The old men who would rove around, singing at the food stands and the taxi stands all over Tijuana, have not come back for a few months. They probably could not make decent money at it.

Life is hard in Tijuana.

One Wing Low
06-03-11, 16:37
Looks like Tijuana cops have time to play.


Tijuana police officers suspended for forced lap-dance.

Associated Press.

Posted: 05/24/2011 02:16:22 PM MDT.

TIJUANA, Mexico (AP). The Mexican border city of Tijuana is suspending 15 local police officers seen on a video forcing a young female detainee to perform a lap dance, purportedly in exchange for not arresting or charging her.

Mayor Carlos Bustamante says the officers are being suspended for immoral behavior and loss of confidence.

The officers had allegedly detained the woman and her boyfriend for drug possession.

They can be seen laughing, joking and touching the woman in a video apparently filmed at a police station and made public by the newspaper El Mexicano.

The officers seen on the tape are in uniform and include three women.

City officials said Tuesday they are still deciding whether to fire or charge them.

One Wing Low
06-03-11, 16:38
Photos from the LA times:

http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/front/la-fg-tijuana25-oct25-pg.0, 533778. Photogallery

One Wing Low
06-03-11, 16:42
For a series of report about Mexico's drug war by the Los Angeles Times in 2010 and 2011:

http://projects.latimes.com/mexico-drug-war//its-a-war

One Wing Low
06-04-11, 18:39
Went down to Tijuana to meet a few bros. Left the telefono in the car so there was no way of communicating.

Walked into the alley, ran into the little Claudia hanging out with her friends in front of hotel Mini, smiling her childish, mischievous smile. Had to do her. She loves to watch the 2 naked bodies in the wall mirror as we thrashed it out in bed. Had a very sexy and satisfying session with her as usual. She was smiling, pulling on her tiny panties, saying the sex was muy bien, but her pussy was sore.

Went into HK to wait for the friends. None of my favoritas was to be found. The little America was being manhandled by 3 old gringos in front of pista Sul. One guys was doing simulated doggies with her as she stooped down with her face on the counter, legs spread eagle, her tiny butt perching up. She was smiling shyly, giving me the eyes as she was being rammed from behind. It looked very kinky.

Went back out to La Cascada. Julie was hanging out in the foyer. She has darker skin and bright-red lip stick. She would do BBBJ every time. Her pussy is very tight and she's very accommodating, but decided to skip her for now.

Decided to take little Michelle arriba. Cascada ST rooms were recently remodeled with new beds and soft lighting, looking nice, clean and sexy, a good deal for $6. Was doing a lot of hard thrusting. Michelle was breathing heavily with the eyes closed, but her crotch was kind of small, preventing deep penetration. Session with her is not very satisfying.

Went to the seafood and tacos joints for dinner and called it the night.

One Wing Low
06-05-11, 18:03
looks like tijuana's mayor bustamente has decided to fire all 15 cops over this incident, including the station chief.

it's not a long stretch, forcing a suspect to strip and perform lap dances, to gang [CodeWord125] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord125) her in the station.

i feel less secured knowing all 15 cops in that station would conspire to violate this girl's dignity and civil rights, regardless whether she has been a hooker or not.

i wholeheartedly support mayor's bustamente decision to discipline the errant cops. the only way to build respect for the laws is to mete out immediate and fair punishments for all infractions, starting first and foremost with all government officials, especially the cops, who have weapons and can use deadly forces.

of course 3, 4 years ago, before the passport requirement went into effect, i used to drive into tijuana and invariably got ambushed after midnight by cops carrying automatic weapons. they were just harassing me for cervezas money. cops are still giving out lots of traffic tickets around la zona norte, but i have not seen the older corrupt cops in the area. they may have been replaced by a younger and more professional police force.


since i haven't been on this tread for a while i don't know if the hooker that stripped at the police station incident has been discussed. sorry if it already has been.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2...r-her-release/

One Wing Low
06-11-11, 18:51
Was in Zona Norte Friday night. The alley had a lot of gringos and Mexicans, like twice as many compared to last week. The CNBC report may actually help business in La Zona. A bro was worried that CNBC may make La Zona too popular, ruining the market for him hehe. . .

Found Ruby, a 20 YO pretty spinner in front of hotel Edouard. She looks like a good girl next door. She said from Puebla, working in Zona for 20 days, and insisted on 300 pesos for toda sin ropa. Took her to hotel Mini for a romp. The rooms here have large wall mirrors to aid the visual effects. She has a tight, sexy body with perfectly round B cups, and was very nice and sexy in bed. She was fully aroused; her pussy was all wet and mushy. Had a very sexy and long session with CBJ, DFK, sucking on her tiny tits and her furry mound. . .

Went to HK to recharge, waiting for a bro. There were many girls in HK rating 8 or 9 in my book. Ginger is a tall girl with perfect long, shapely legs and hardly any boobs, looking just like a cool, pre-puberty girl. She was smiling sweetly, kissing me as I gave her the propina into her panties. She's pretty, nice and sweet. Have to take her to bed next. A few of my favs were there. Looked like HK was back in full swing.

Went to Adelita to check out the goods. Did not find 1 single girl attractive enough worth staying. Did not have enough of Ruby so went back out to the alley for a second round with her. She insisted we go to hotel Valentina. It has the purple fluorescent light in the window. The rooms are above bar Valentina. The rooms here also have wall mirrors, but smaller and hang a little too high. She said the sex was good, but her lips were sore from all the kissing.

Got her telefono for future arrangements, but she said toda la noche has to be 1000 pesos an hour. Fuck that rate. I can fuck 5 sexy alley girls or 2 beautiful club girls with that kind of money. I don't need her that bad. She went to sleazy guy at the reception window, apparently getting a kick back from the hotel for every john she brings in.

With traffic down in La Zona, sex sessions are very leirusely and very good. Gone are the days a few years ago when one sometimes have to wait 20 deep in the hallway of hotel Adelita, with the towels, hands in hands with the chicas, waiting for the rooms to be vacated. It was sleazy and embarrassing as hell back then. . . No class at all.

Ran into a bro who drove all the way down from Los Angeles. He said Tijuana is his favorite mongering spot and I had to agree. Life is sweet in Tijuana with all those young, pretty, sexy girls for the choosing. The girls in Asia look poor, ugly, skanky in comparison.

Going by the pics posted in this forum, Colombia probably has the best-looking girls in Medellin. Have to go there soon before sex tourism ruin the place hehehe. . .

Amerioca
06-18-11, 09:00
El Blog del Narco is a site that is current with narco news. Before running South, I usually read the first few pages to get the latest.

http://www.blogdelnarco.com/

Please be advised that some photos and videos are very graphic.

One Wing Low
06-19-11, 00:50
I went into the site and used Google translate. Looks like there are vigilantes in Michoacan, calling themselves the religious Knights Templar, executing narcotrafficos.

These Knights must work in large numbers as they were able to capture, torture and murder groups, not individuals, of narcotrafficos.

The situation in Mexico in turning into a civil war between factions of people with weapons, willing to murder for their aims


The Knights Templar met: executed eight men for supporting La Familia Michoacana.

Saturday June 18, 2011.

During yesterday reported that in different parts of Michoacáand, had appeared tens of narcobanners signed by the Knights Templar, which states that continue to do their own righteousness, to exterminate those considered traitors.

It was so fulfilled his threat, and executed men were found during the early hours of Saturday, authorities confirmed that it was right in the city of Lazaro Cardenas, where several bodies were found, these remaining blindfolded and handcuffed.

In the Glorieta de La Mira, were found three bodies. In the Bypass Guacamayas remained three. While Jaime Torres Bodet Avenue, opposite the C-4, were abandoned two other men. All were placed with an ice pick narcomensaje.

Reports indicate that a total of eight were executed, the same who had signs of torture, and another who played dead, but survived because he was taken by paramedics to a Red Cross hospital.

Full text of narcomensaje:

"This is going to happen to all the supporters of the CHANGO Mendez. ATTE. Knights Templar ".
El Blog del Narco is a site that is current with narco news. Before running South, I usually read the first few pages to get the latest.

http://www.blogdelnarco.com/

Please be advised that some photos and videos are very graphic.

One Wing Low
06-19-11, 01:14
Went cruising with a bro on Friday night.

At Adelita, most chicas are older and chubbier than my taste. Even the strippers were chubby. A few gorditas came over offering their big boobs and promises of good time upstairs. Got many pokes on my butt as I was cruising around the bar looking for talents. Found 1 spinner with tight, lean body and above average face. Her name is Nancy. She hangs around the stage near the DJ booth. She's doable but could not find her again when I came back for her.

The bro did find the love of his life in Adelita, a spinner with half-Asian looks.

Las Chevelas and Tropical are dancing bars where you sit with the girls, buy ficha drinks and dance with them. There were no beauties worth noticing in either places. The girls here are mostly chubby, overweight, below average in looks. A few were old, wrinked women in their 60's, looking very scary. Don't know how they make any money in hookers bars. There must be a few necrophiles cruising Tijuana hehehe. . . Beers are 2-for-1 in tropical.

There were lots of beautiful girls in Hong Kong this week, half a dozen edecanes in bikinis wearing sequined masks, very kinky. I spot this young, pretty spinner dancing on the bar with her long, sexy legs, small boobs and pretty face. She looks like a very young girl, just past puberty. Her name is Sasha. Like an uncontrollable pervert, I was depositing lots of $ propinas with my mouth into her tiny, sexy, clean shaven crotch. Lots of other guys were also gazing at her, giving her propinas.

She's probably one of the most popular dancers I have ever seen in HK. When I asked her how much to go upstairs, she just shook her head saying she would not go upstairs. Apparently someone had mentioned she's the younger sister of a HK stripper. Anybody knows how she can be taken upstairs a good sessions, please advise.

One Wing Low
06-19-11, 21:00
http://www.blogdelnarco.com/2011/06/levantan-comandante-en-guerrero-despues.html#more

I realized this is a sex site and you guys most likely prefer to read about Mexican girls and sex, but this piece of news is just so horrible it's hard to ignore.

Looks like the narcotrafficos attacked a police headquarter near Acapulco, Guerrero, wounding 1 officer and kidnapped the commandant of the special investigation unit, most likely the group that investigate and fight drug traffickers and organized crimes.

The pictures are just horrible. Looks like the skinned the commandant alive then chopped up his body into pieces, throwing them s on the side of a major highway with warning signs for people who don't align with the cartels.

As far as I know, this level of cruelty and savagery is unprecedented in the history of mankind. Now I understand why my Mexican friends in the US are all shaking and fearful about going to Mexico.

Besides the nice, sweet, pretty girls in the bars, Mexico also has a very dark, evil side with all this hatred and cruelty going on everyday.

Grandma
06-19-11, 21:24
I went up with Sasha twice before for $70. The first time was great, she allowed kissing. That first time I waited 3 hours, since guys were plying her with drinks although never bringing her upstairs. The second time I guess she was in a bad mood, she seems to be in a bad mood a lot. I watch her dreadful reactions when maseros come up to her and tell her that she was being requested to be at a table. It took some convincing that second time to get her to go and she wouldn't kiss. I had to approach her twice after rejecting me the first time. So, try again and she'll give in but on those days that you have to convince her, she'll have a bad attitude upstairs.

One Wing Low
06-20-11, 04:03
Wow! You did well convincing a hot little girl like Sasha to go upstairs.

I have to try her again. Perhaps weekdays would be better when she's not too busy collecting buckets of propinas into her panties.

Would be very nice to have such a hot, sexy little girl like Sasha in bed.


I went up with Sasha twice before for $70. The first time was great, she allowed kissing. That first time I waited 3 hours, since guys were plying her with drinks although never bringing her upstairs. The second time I guess she was in a bad mood, she seems to be in a bad mood a lot. I watch her dreadful reactions when maseros come up to her and tell her that she was being requested to be at a table. It took some convincing that second time to get her to go and she wouldn't kiss. I had to approach her twice after rejecting me the first time. So, try again and she'll give in but on those days that you have to convince her, she'll have a bad attitude upstairs.

One Wing Low
06-21-11, 18:54
I had to go down to Tijuana to meet a bro. With no one to car pool with, I had to engage a private car to drive me to San Ysidro and wait for a few hours at the border. The driver was under instruction to wait near the border with his phone on all the time to go back at about midnight.

Crossed the border about 8PM, went to La Zona, met the bro, had lots of fun. Came back to the Jack in the Box in San Ysidro, calling the driver 100 times, he did not answer. The night was getting chillier. Decided to wait near the trolley to hitch a ride in case any bro came back. There were a bunch of Mexican guys milling around that corner as usual.

Kept calling the damn driver and he did not respond. Found a very cute young girl wearing hot short, exiting the immigration building, negotiated and went with a guy for a ride to Oceanside for $20. So those guys hanging around there are not selling drugs like I had thought, but selling rides for people going North. I should have tagged along with that pretty girl to Oceanside just in case she let me into her sweet, sexy crotch hehe. . .

By 1:30AM the damn driver still would not respond. I was mad and frustrated as hell. So I told one of the Mexican guy I needed a ride to Los Angeles. They immediate brought over a driver trying to put together a ride to LA. He said $40, leaving in 15 min to half hour. I declined, saying wait too long. He countered $50 leaving immediately. I laughed at him, saying $30 leaving now, taking me to my house. It took him about 1 minute to agree, saying he had another rider waiting.

The driver's was an older Mexican guy with his right arm amputated. His name was Maduro. His Toyota Previa van with a diabled parking tag was parked inside the locked JIB lot. He drives people between downtown LA and San Ysidro everyday. The other rider was an older man, a farm hand near Fesno, with his old beat-up suitcase. He just got back from visiting his wife and 5 sons near Guadalajara. As expected, he has another family in Fresno with 3 boys and 1 girl, very interesting life style.

I was prepared to fight in case these 2 Mexican guys rob me and ditch me on the freeway, but it did not happen. Got home by 3:30AM, noting down another strange adventure in search of the warm flesh and fresh personalities of Mexican senoritas.

I came down with a cold for hanging out in the cold night too long. For that I have to kick the private car driver in his balls for falling asleep in the car and not answering his phone.

One Wing Low
06-25-11, 18:05
I don't know why Country John went silent for the last couple months, without sharing his knowledge and interpreting local events for the bros.

We all want to maximize our good experiences in Tijuana with our limited time, money and stamina, and minimize our exposures to crimes, rip offs, abuses etc. . . We could use any tips and hints from the bros who live in Tijuana or who go to Tijuana with the same aims. Furthermore, understanding local customs and mores would assure smooth and rewarding relationships in the long term between the bros, the girls, the local population and local government, so everyone gets what he / she wants, and no fighting or murdering have to happen.

I think it's cool that a few Mexican bros in this board share a lot of tips and head ups about Tijuana girls. They don't act possessive, jealous, defensive or aggressive that hordes of foreigners have been invading Tijuana to have sex with hot Mexican chicas. By contacts with the chicas in La Zona, I do appreciate the sweet, gentle, fun, humble and honest nature of Mexican girls, in addition to their sexy good looks, and their erotic manners in and around the beds.

I don't know any Mexican freebies. Observing mostly from the working girls I came into contact with, I found their overall attitudes towards life are very similar with girls in Argentina and the Philippines. The girls in these countries are mostly nice, sweet, gentle, helpful, respectful. The only common denomination is all 3 countries are predominantly Catholic. I was in Buenos Aires a few years ago, walked into an old church in downtown in El Centro near the red light quarter, around noon on a weekday, and found it packed with nice, clean, young, beautiful people celebrating mass.

I ran into Rabo Verde in the alley last weekend. He speaks Spanish and knows a lot about Mexico and other Latin countries. He did show me some interesting stuff in Tijuana. Don't know why he does not post more of what he knows.

Arttisttype is doing the right things recommending good places to eat and other cultural activities besides just sex. I tried a few of the mariscos restaurants on Calle Primera but could not eat due to the dinginess and fishy smells of those places. I tried the menudo soup at a place near the Cathedral, which is beef tripe cooked in tomato sauce, very strong odors, I have to warn you.

My main concern is the kidnapping, torture and murders that seem to be increasing steadily in all major cities. Tijuana looks like a major staging areas for moving drugs and illegal immigrants into the US, which sooner or later should spawn bloody turf wars.

Is Tijuana as dangerous as Cuidad Juarez or Monterrey? When should we stop coming to Tijuana for its fine chicas? What indication should we be watching out for? Please keep us updated on the safety and security situation in Tijuana and La Zona.


Been lurking for a while and not so busy in the Zona because I live here now, and I'm working a business venture (for the past 3 years). I took a few tweak fucks here and there just to "keep my hand in" and to get a bit of variety, but other than that I've been very busy with other stuff.

I've also been in a relationship for the past 6 years with a girl I met at Rio Verde, that has been going exceptionally well.

But yeah, there is a method to getting a better bang for the buck and being prepared to enjoy the session has always worked well. I am certain it will continue to do so. Happy mongering.

Country John

One Wing Low
06-27-11, 15:17
Diego is an old man sitting patiently in his big blue GM cab, waiting for customer in front of bar Playboy or Glorias on Constitucion and Coiahuila day and night. He speaks decent English and always lets me practice Spanish with him.

He told me a lot about the life of the girls in the red light district, how they work hard to bring the money to their padrotes to spend on booze and drugs.

I usually take his cab back to the border late at night just to make sure I make it back with a little better safety margin. He's reasonable in fares. I usually give him 40 pesos or $4 for the ride back. I once arrange a ride for a bro from La Zona all the way to the La Mesa border crossing East of Tijuana for $10, which normally would cost around $30. Once you know him, if you happen to loose all your money in La Zona, he might drive you back to la Linea on credit. Or he can take you to any points of interests cheaply.

A few months back he was out sick for a few weeks. When he got back, his transmission was broken. He was scrounging around for money to fix his cab. Life is hard in Tijuana, probably even much harder in other parts of Mexico without tourists incomes.

One Wing Low
07-06-11, 06:49
I forgot to mention it. HK allows all pics during the best VIP stripper contest.


Anyone down there last night for the contest? Who won?

No idea who won, they really dragged out the whole event. Here are a few I took with my cell, quality sucks, didn't expect them to let us take pics.

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One Wing Low
07-30-11, 01:50
you probably should think twice before telling shp in their faces that they suck tijuana's donkeys ' dicks. some kinky perverts in the chp patrol cars may think that is an excellent idea. hehehe. otoh they may nail you for some offenses, like disturbing the peace, disorderly conducts, assaulting officers with dirty instruments etc. you don't want to tell or do anything against the neo nazis. just let your wealthy attorneys handle the system.

i was lucky i got 2 close calls with chp recently.

2 months ago i was jack rabbiting at high speed on fwy 5 in san diego towards tijuana's sexy bars. it was getting dark; i was impatient to get there for a couple beers and to caress and to sniff the sexy, beautiful and perfumed bodies of a few favorite girls, so i was weaving aggressively around traffic. another car was following me in aggressive high-speed maneuver. suddenly the dark night was filled with blue and red lights. the chp successfully intercepted the guy who followed me. i was lucky.

the second time i was following a high-performance sports car zigzagging around traffic at high speed in broad day light on fwy 5 in the farm land near fresno. a chp patrol car was following us silently then zipped up at pulled over the sports car. there was actually perfect justice with chp, as far as i can see. all these years of screwing tijuana's sexy chicas may have develop an invisible aura around my car. .

with a slumping economy and ball-breaking budget deficits at all levels of government, it's becoming obvious that police forces have become the instruments for states and municipalities to raise revenues by handing out more traffic tickets before preventing crimes. arnold must have been whispering into chp officers' ears to go out and save the state budget so he can go home and have a pop for free with his house keeper before his wife gets home. hehehe.

too bad, arnold could have had better.looking girls in tijuana for no more than $20 a pop. but he was stuck in sexless sacto, ended up losing the respect of his own children, his wife and most of california residents. who would trust a pervert who would sneak around and fuck his old, ugly house keeper right in his own home?

with the federal budget deficit into the trillion dollars with no hope of ever paying off, the federal government has also been very aggressive in raising revenue. the federal aviation admin has probably been tasked with finding some ways, any ways, to nail the ornery and obstinate aircraft drivers to raise some serious money for the federal coffer. the faa probably has federal marshals flying super sonic jets, patrolling the airways for errant pilots flying to fast, too slow, too low, too high, flying funny, flying with one wing low etc. .

if money has been known to corrupt our democratic election process, it can easily corrupt any government in dire needs. .


yes. today i saw one of those cocksuckers on his gay little bmw. he was on a short stretch of road, near the house. i've lived here for ages and never seen a cop on that stretch. but it's downhill, and sometimes people exceed the 40 mph speed limit. so, this little faggot was sitting on his bike waiting for public enemy #1 to come by, busting the speed limit by 5, or, omg. 6 mph. again, chp sucks striped tijuana donkey dicks. and i'll say that to their face.

One Wing Low
07-31-11, 12:48
This bro Rocco sounds like a local guy with lots of good intelligence.

I met some young girls at La Pulgas with indeed breath-taking beauty. Rosella HK stripper is one of those with exquisite beauty and fresh, sweet personalities. But she doesn't go upstairs. For now anyway, she's saving her sexuality exclusively for her dopey boyfriend.

I am guessing that there must be many girls in Tijuana, as beautiful as Rosella, who would do discreet independent escort with GFE, rather than showing their naked bodies to the whole town in strip clubs, or selling cheap wholesale sex in the alley.

The girls with pics in Tijuana escort sites just don't look very good. Sexytijuana dot com shows only a few good-looking young girls; the rest are just ordinary, some even ugly looking. I just hate to spend all night, risking my ass, going from apartments to apartments in Tijuana slums only to find the fat, old, ugly, smelly women like some of the pics in this thread.

So what's the best and easiest ways find some escorts as beautiful as HK's Rosella?


Even better might be some independent escorts, there are some very beautiful, can give full GFE for 45 dlls in her location.

But sg's is very expensive for the service they give.

Sg's and some independent escorts are the best in Tijuana.

One Wing Low
08-02-11, 00:53
a few years ago, i dropped into mexico lindo bar somewhere near revolucion to check out their supposedly beautiful women. well, they were mostly older, beefy, ordinary-looking women in their mid 30's to 40's. they look even less attractive than most tijuana housewives. i don't understand why any guy would pay to have sex with these crude women and even praise them beautiful. i was very disappointed and never returned to mexico lindo bar again.

apparently the bar was closed, and now they work as an escort agency. the girls in their site look very ordinary, same as those in a few other tijuana escort sites. they are nowhere near the caliber of many beauties i can find every time i am in hk club. i would not be so stupid to spend more money on the uglier girls to be molested and tortured by their crude ugliness for longer time.

i would not waste my time in the shopping mall either. one would have to court these girls and spend money on them for a long time before one can hope to have any action. and when one has the actions, their novios may get jealous and drive a long knife through your stomach. or these girls may trap the guys with pregnancies, babies, heartfelt stories etc. in other words, wasting lots of money, time and put up with lots of dramas and headache for very little pleasures.

i would just hang out in the hk bar waiting for the right beauties to walk by, then i would buy her / them a few ficha drinks and try to figure out if she would get red hot and drippy wet upstairs. hehehe. this is the preferred modus operandi for the perverts who cannot get much out of any meaningful relationship with their pigeon spanish, and who would favor quick, passionate and sensual actions with the chicas in bed.

hooker bars like hk, adelita, chicago etc. can actually release a lot of stress, pressure, sexual frustration for men and women of america, contributing to the economy, helping to pay down the federal deficits. with these clubs, guys like arnold would not have to sneak around, fucking old, ugly house keepers in the toilets and totally lost their dignity.

too many fine people in america have been destroyed by the over jealous repression and persecution of normal sexual needs by a few frigid and hypocritical tight asses. the time is right for red-blooded americans to organize to put in the upcoming ballot the 14th amendment to the us constitution, recognizing sexual freedom as a basic right similar to freedom of speech, or freedom of congregation.

let all horny men and women of america unite.

shit! i digress!


mexicolindobar site.

hey what is wroing with all of you, i enter this site site. mexicolindobar. com and it looks like a fail site, like a girls posing sexy big time fail site, i mean come one except 1 or 2 the rest are really fugly, who the hell is hiring this girls?

i invite anyone here to take a stroll at the bigger malls in tijuana and you will see real cuties spinner thin and young girls.

most of the girls on that site are ugly, fat many of them old.

One Wing Low
08-24-11, 00:19
Dining costs comparison:

El Cheripan Argentinian Steak house, Zona Rio:

$5 Leek salad + $18 rib eye steak + $3 beer + $8 red wine + $6 tip = $ 40.

Taco El Pastor, Zona Roja:

$7 mariscos coctele + $1. 50 caldo de carne +$1x2 taco el Pastor + $1 tip mariachi =$11. 50.

In addition, odors from the fine chicas pervade the air around the block, adding significantly to the ambiance. .

Guess where most of the bros prefer to dine, besides the YMCA?

One Wing Low
06-21-12, 21:26
was driving home on freeway 5 at about 2:30am. i was doing about 95mph, in full combat mode with my head on the swivel looking for bandits.

in the past the chp would try to catch up and follow me. i would know i was being followed and gradually reduce my speed without braking. by the time the fine officers caught up with me, i would be at around legal speed, and the good officers would abandon their efforts. with all the driving to tijuana and back, i was lucky not having had tickets for over 3 years. i never had accidents, only rammed a few times by inept drivers.

this time i made it all the way from san diego to irvine unrep001hed. i passed many road hoggers, big suv's and pick up trucks, who are so incompetent in operating their vehicles that dmv had no business granting them drivers' license to begin with. i was sure i was not followed by le. suddenly in irvine red and blue beacons flashed and high-intensity search light was beamed on my car.

i slowed down. the officer was on his pa speaker telling me to exit the freeway. i pulled over, opened all windows to ventilate the beers i had swallowed in tijuana. he came over asking for my license and registration. i handed them over, explaining i had an upset stomach, looking for the nearest toilet, which was partially true. he told me bluntly that "they" had followed me past 3 exits at high speed, clocking me at 87 mph in 65 mph zone, and "they" did not see me wanting to exit. i had le on my tail for miles not knowing. i am slipping in my combat skills!

he took my docs to his car. there were 2 officers in that patrol car. i resigned to the fine and a boring drivers' class in the smelly, grimy court house. but he came back giving me all docs back, telling me " do me a favor and slow down, please."

what a nice guy, a gentleman and an officer. he may be one of the bros who hang out in la zona norte incognito. i hope he wins the title "chp officer of the year."

One Wing Low
07-01-12, 17:30
I took a new street girl to hotel Mini. She looked good from head to toe in a frilly dress.

Paid $6 to hotel Mini. In the room, she refused to take off her dress, wanted money up front. I would not do it. She must have something to hide under that dress, probably droopy boobs or large scars. Told her "dinero despues," but she insisted on money upfront. I told her I would leave, but she would not back off.

Went down to the office to demand money back. I've got money back in the same situation before. The woman at the desk refused to refund, wanted me to take another girl as usual. This time there was a young guy wearing the white shirt of "Policia Auxiliare" checking the hotel's registry of the chicas' names (don't now what for?). He was unarmed. He immediately backed the hotel, telling me sternly in Spanish, no refund, take another girl etc.

He gestured for me and the girl to go out to the alley, for what I did not understand. There was another young guy in white Policia Auxiliare shirt waiting in the alley. While we were trying to communicate, there was some disturbances inside Bar Valentina. The PA told me to wait while he went in. I told the girl I would now give her money upfront, but she declined, saying "autra chica." She was pissed off.

I poked my head inside Bar Valentina. The PA guy was talking to a young Mexican guy. He took the guy outside, hands on the wall, searched the guy, then pulled out a pair of handcuff to cuff the guy. Damn. I was afraid my discussion with him about the $6 hotel bill would end up like that.

I would never want to risk spending the night in jail over a $6 dispute. I beat a hasty retreat down the alley, down the alley, into hotel Cascada, out to the other, into a cab, back into the US sovereign soil.

I want to ask guys who live in Mexico for their objective assessment, whether I was in any danger being arrested by these Policia Auxiliare? They were unarmed but looked mean and had hand cuffs.

I am thinking of claiming credit the next time I use Hotel Mini.

What would you do in the same situation.

Bnlee2
07-02-12, 04:36
I took a new street girl to hotel Mini. She looked good from head to toe in a frilly dress.

Paid $6 to hotel Mini. In the room, she refused to take off her dress, wanted money up front. I would not do it. She must have something to hide under that dress, probably droopy boobs or large scars. Told her "dinero despues," but she insisted on money upfront. I told her I would leave, but she would not back off.

Went down to the office to demand money back. I've got money back in the same situation before. The woman at the desk refused to refund, wanted me to take another girl as usual. This time there was a young guy wearing the white shirt of "Policia Auxiliare" checking the hotel's registry of the chicas' names (don't now what for?). He was unarmed. He immediately backed the hotel, telling me sternly in Spanish, no refund, take another girl etc.

He gestured for me and the girl to go out to the alley, for what I did not understand. There was another young guy in white Policia Auxiliare shirt waiting in the alley. While we were trying to communicate, there was some disturbances inside Bar Valentina. The PA told me to wait while he went in. I told the girl I would now give her money upfront, but she declined, saying "autra chica." She was pissed off.

I poked my head inside Bar Valentina. The PA guy was talking to a young Mexican guy. He took the guy outside, hands on the wall, searched the guy, then pulled out a pair of handcuff to cuff the guy. Damn. I was afraid my discussion with him about the $6 hotel bill would end up like that.

I would never want to risk spending the night in jail over a $6 dispute. I beat a hasty retreat down the alley, down the alley, into hotel Cascada, out to the other, into a cab, back into the US sovereign soil.

I want to ask guys who live in Mexico for their objective assessment, whether I was in any danger being arrested by these Policia Auxiliare? They were unarmed but looked mean and had hand cuffs.

I am thinking of claiming credit the next time I use Hotel Mini.

What would you do in the same situation.Here is some good advice you should follow.

Kick the PA in the balls and then [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on him. That should do him good.

You could probably throw a bunch of "flying kicks" to the rest of the PA that will try to take you down. You should be able to defend yourself from at least ten of those guys.

One Wing Low
07-02-12, 22:21
You should buy a cup for your little balls.

Because this physical therapy regime will be done on you when the Triads get hold of you.


Here is some good advice you should follow.

Kick the PA in the balls and then [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on him. That should do him good.

You could probably throw a bunch of "flying kicks" to the rest of the PA that will try to take you down. You should be able to defend yourself from at least ten of those guys.

SE Asia Joe
07-05-12, 15:50
You should buy a cup for your little balls.

Because this physical therapy regime will be done on you when the Triads get hold of you.Awwww.Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan!

The very first guy in MONTHS who'd bother to visit you in our li'l cage here. And you got to be so unfriendly?

No wonder you remain a lonely li'l old man.

LMAO!

One Wing Low
07-11-12, 03:36
Looks like few people are anxious to make friends with obnoxious old guys like you.


Peter[

Pan, Peter Pan, Peter Pan!

The very first guy in MONTHS who'd bother to visit you in our li'l cage here. And you got to be so unfriendly?

No wonder you remain a lonely li'l old man.

LMAO!

One Wing Low
07-11-12, 03:54
i was eating a taco at the popular joint at the corner of ninos heroes and coiahuila when a tiny chinese girl, in shabby clothes, was pushing a small baby stroller down the street. the stroller was so small i thought it was a toy stroller, but close it was a real stroller with a small 6-pack cooler in it.

she opened the cooler showing me a dozen eggrolls inside. i would eat food sold by licensed carts but never anything from peddlers, especially those selling them from a tiny baby stroller. she speaks spanish, said 5 pesos a piece. i gave her 50 cents. she put the eggroll on my plate then squirted some red pepper sauce on it. she would have to sell hundreds of them all day to make $10 profit. i felt very sad for the poor girl.

i asked if she was from china. she confirmed. when asked if she lives here, she gestured a half-and-half response. looks like she's one of those illegal chinese smuggled into mexico into those filthy, airtight shipping containers. she was probably raped brutally 20 times a day by the horny crew in the rough sea before she got to mexico. okok, i am dramatizing her circumstances a little.

she told me her name was cindy. she spoke to me rapidly in pu tong hoa which i did not understand. i was trying to ask how she got to mexico but the language gap was huge. she gave me her phone number. i will call and find out more about her circumstances.

just one more sad story in life.

One Wing Low
08-26-12, 23:54
Was in Las Vegas this weekend. Took a quick run to Parhump to look at the legal brothels in Pahrump, about 50 miles South West of Las Vegas, off freeway 15.

There was no guy at the Chicken Ranch. The Madame brought out a line up of 6 women, all were old, large, lumpy, tattooed. I did not even want to look at left alone fucking these cows. So beat a quick retreat.

Went to Sherri's Ranch about 500 yards down the street. Larger and classier joint with a bar. Beers were $5 while ogling 8 girls. Only 1 worth fucking. Her name was Sarah, tall, slim, short blonde hair. Said she was originally from Russia. 2 girls took us for a tour of the facility with hot tub, bubble, strip pole and a dungeon. They show us a menu of about 12 sex acts to choose from. The 2 girls emphasized they love each other pussy and would love to party with us.

All girls are independent contractors who live on the premises for 2 weeks then go home for 2 weeks. Took the pretty Sarah to her room for negotiation. She wanted $600 for straight sex. I told her ready lost most of my money in Vegas, having only $150 left. She said house minimum is $200 with which she will bare her boobs and give me a hand job. I declined. She immediately stood up and walk back to the bar, suggesting I can put the big fee on my CC. No thanks. No girls are worth that much for a fuck.

Madame talked to me, told me to wait while she asks other girls who would work with my fund. I told her I only like Sarah so she should not waste her time.

Interesting experience, but I can book many young pretty sexy girls from Backpage for $80 for the fuck of my life. I don't need to drive all the way to the boondocks to fuck ugly, lumpy women for big money. So, fuck the Neveda's legal brothel. Hope the women don't die of starvation while waiting for the next john to drive in.

One Wing Low
09-09-12, 18:15
Was with a bro checking out the "Grandma" track on Nino Heroes South of Coahuila alley. This stretch of sidewalk has fewer street vendors with lots of dark spots that can be ideal spots for rateros to spring ambushes. It's the hang out of mostly older and obese girls that I never had the need to walk over.

Found an older guy, wearing nice clothes, sitting against the store front with his head dripping blood. He was vomiting big loads on the sidewalk, so he had a severe head injury. Looked like he was hit over the head and robbed. Lots of people would just walked past the guy as if nothing had happened. There were 4 cops hovering over him trying to help. It was a robbery, not a fight as the other party was not seen.

A few weeks ago, the same scenario happened on Ninos hereos, at the crowded and well lighted spot right next to the popular taco stand and mariscos stalls near Coahuila. There were also 4 cops hanging around trying to help. I thought then that he got into a fight with someone, but now it looks more like he was beaten over his head and robbed.

Looks like the risks of getting knocked / choked and robbed are quite high, even at crowded and well lighted spots with police presence. So the bros should be extra careful and not hanging out the streets too much. It's safer to stay inside the bars than hang out on the streets.

If you have to be on the streets, eating, walking etc. Keep you back against the walls for safety, be aware of guys approaching you, stay alert and be ready to fight back. A quick kick in the balls and successive quick punches on the face may save your ass and your wallet. (Well, big-mouthed pussies like Moody and OAH would most likely just take down their pants and bare their hairy butts for the pleasures of rateros, hehehe). Don't count on Mexican pedestrians or cops to intervene on your behalf. They would just keep eating their tacos and walk right past you.

The bro said the filthy, old, aggressive begging woman, named Yolanda, who spit on the taco stand some time back, was ran over by a trask truck and killed on Ninos Heroes. There are fewer beggars and they are less aggressive this week.

One Wing Low
09-12-12, 06:57
Your mail box is full. You need to delete dem X-rated emails from dem slutty Rio girls.

Hope you are doing OK and not knock over your head and robbed where you are.

Looking forward to hearing your spicy stories from the sexy land of Rio.

One Wing Low
10-11-12, 19:27
For 5 years, I have used this Scotia Bank's ATM next to Adelita without any problem. This is the only ATM I used recently.

After withdrawing cash the last weekend of October, last week a slurry of fraudulent charges were put on the card by a Friend Finder Network in London, UK.

The bank's fraud dept contacted me and canceled the card, but this week another outfit named "Meeting Network" in Dublin, Ireland put on another slurry of fraud charges.

Since Scotia Bank is headquartered in Toronto, Canada, it is likely that the crooks in UK and Ireland hacked into their internet communication and got the card info.

Nibu Raphael
12-17-12, 03:59
HI One Wing,

I always use Scotia but never the one in the zona one near revolucion never had a problem and somehow I think Scotia is related to Bank of America as I never get any charges on taking money from here. I have also sed the Scotia many times in Santiago Dr no problems at all.

Just one thing Scotia in Mexico won't let you take out smaller bills then 200 pesos. Just say if you wanted to take out 50 or 100 pesos no go. Only starting from 200. I guess thats the way they dispense their money from 200 to 500 pesos only.

If they give you too much 500 pesos just go to one of the casa de cambios and change it or buy something at Sorianas.

Speaking of sorinas yes do break the big cash there and use the card tere to get bonus points, They never say how much your bonus points are but its like free money you get prices knocked off with that for sure.

Sorry I went off subject here again to me Scotia is one of the best banks I have ever used outsiee of The USA.

If anyone has any other questions on Scotia then post here or pm me for sure and we take it from there.

To one wing sorry fraud happened on your card man,

Later, Nibu.


For 5 years, I have used this Scotia Bank's ATM next to Adelita without any problem. This is the only ATM I used recently.

After withdrawing cash the last weekend of October, last week a slurry of fraudulent charges were put on the card by a Friend Finder Network in London, UK.

The bank's fraud dept contacted me and canceled the card, but this week another outfit named "Meeting Network" in Dublin, Ireland put on another slurry of fraud charges.

Since Scotia Bank is headquartered in Toronto, Canada, it is likely that the crooks in UK and Ireland hacked into their internet communication and got the card info.

Village Chief
05-11-13, 02:35
Hey guys,

Where is One Wing Low? Anyone knows? Has he changed his handle? He has no post since November of 2012. This is quite odd, not like him. Maybe he has married a chica and settled down?

One Wing Low
06-02-13, 02:05
I am still going to Tijuana, sometimes twice a week.

Saturday last week I rented a double room in hotel Cascada for $65 with a wingman because he usually drinks too much in the bar and could choke and die in his own vomit in his sleep. So I was supposed to wake up when he starts choking and flip him over on his stomach to clear his throat and make sure he doesn't die. Well, I am a very deep sleeper. It would take an atomic bomb to wake me up, but he did not know that haha.

We got a room on 6th floor, very quiet. Did not see too many guests in Cascada, probably not even 10% occupied. But management still charges $65 for weekend, $55 for weekday, $18 for half-hour romp with a HK puta and $6 for 20 minutes with an alley puta. I have a HK VIP card, so the $6 is extended to 30 minutes, but I would give the towel boys $1 before hand, and they would never knock.

I have been hanging out in HK club waiting to catch a perfect young girl with pretty face, beautiful body, smooth skin free of any tattoos or blemishes. Have not seen her again. Damn it. A few of my HK favorites were texting me beforehand, but never showed up in the club.

Jennifer, the shy, sweet, smiling young girl with short blonde bangs and braces in her mouth, was making a lot of tips dancing on the bar. Buy her a few fichas and she's all over you, deep kissing etc. Way worth it. She wanted $100 to go arriba and would not budge. She I just blew her off.

Tiffany, another blonde with filled-out body and light skin was hitting on me. She wanted $70 to go arriba but I was drained at the time. So I told her to come back later. Tiffany is very sweet, sexy and fun girl. She would be worth it. My wingman took her upstairs, spent about 2 hours with her and only paid $70. This is why renting a Cascada room for the night is a very good deal.

Cassandra de Sinloa was dancing on the meat pole. I like her lean, petite and sexy body a lot. Gave her a couple tips and confirmed her boobs are nice and natural. So took her up to the room. Her body was just right; her skin smooth and soft like a baby. Had a great time with her with deep kissing and mutual sucking, licking everywhere. She gave me pics with my promise of not posting, but mentioned a Chino reneged on his promise and posted her pics in the internet, which caused a lot of shame on her family.

Went down to bar, drinking. Cassandra disappeared for 1 hour, then cashed out her fichas to go home. I heard club putas usually take a break and do a hit after earning the money.

Overall HK has a lot of good-looking young girls. If you hang out in HK and arriba a few times, they can be very friendly and sexy in bed. Toda la noches are available with not much money.

In between I also had BBBJ and sex with 2 alley girls for 200 pesos each. That young Julie was moaning and panting as I was driving hard and fast into her.

11AM Sunday, ran into a HK puta in street clothes who looks nice, clean, wholesome in the lobby. Wanted to take her up to the room for another session but decided to check out HK dayshift. HK dayshift is waaaaay too homely. Damn.

Lesson learned is to stop wasting time checking out new restaurants or any non-puta related items in Tijuana. We spent close to 24 hours non stop in HK but still had out lust unfilled. The best way to spend the time in Tijuana is to drink, eat, ogle, fuck, flirt. Full time in the club

Crossed the border back 1PM Sunday. The pedestrian went past the bridge to the park, about 2-3 hours wait! Had my Global Entry card, so walked right pass the line in 5 minutes. It's waaay worth it to apply for Global Entry or SENTRI, $100 for 5 years, including a sticker on my car.

Tijuana club girls have been very good-looking, nice, fun and convenient. I have not had the urge to go overseas.


Hey guys,

Where is One Wing Low? Anyone knows? Has he changed his handle? He has no post since November of 2012. This is quite odd, not like him. Maybe he has married a chica and settled down?

One Wing Low
06-02-13, 06:30
My bank said it was probably not Scotia ATM that got my card info. It was more likely that hackers intercept data packets in the internet.

I have used the Scotia ATM next to Adelita again at least 10 times since and had no problems.


Hi One Wing,

I always use Scotia but never the one in the zona one near revolucion never had a problem and somehow I think Scotia is related to Bank of America as I never get any charges on taking money from here. I have also sed the Scotia many times in Santiago Dr no problems at all.

Sorry I went off subject here again to me Scotia is one of the best banks I have ever used outsiee of The USA.

If anyone has any other questions on Scotia then post here or pm me for sure and we take it from there.

To one wing sorry fraud happened on your card man,

Later, Nibu.

One Wing Low
06-03-13, 06:54
When you can rent many good-looking cows much cheaper with no headache?


Hey guys,

Maybe he has married a chica and settled down?

One Wing Low
06-03-13, 21:47
I got the Global Entry card within 4 weeks after paying $100 app fee on line, including the SENTRI sticker on my car.

I have walked past 3-hour pedestrian lines to get in the CBP building in 5 minutes. Waaay worth it.

However, the SENTRI car lane only starts near the foot bridge. Your car would have to wait for hours behind long lines of regular cars before you can get to the SENTRI lane. This sucks. The car SENTRI lanes have also been changed to the middle. I usually follow the same route the taxi drivers take to bring me back to la linea. Looks like cars in the SENTRI car lane have to wait an hour or more just to get to the SENTRI lane. WTF?

Any bro knows how to get to the SENTRI car lane quickly without having to wait behind the rest of the cars?