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http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/
My report coming very soon.
Angus Magee
07-12-12, 18:40
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/
My report coming very soon.LOL WK, got to be the most awaited report in living memory. But take you time I am sure it will be a good one.
AM
***See My Berlin Trip Report For My Other Reports *** (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?668-Berlin&p=1303359&viewfull=1#post1303359)
INSOMNIA Erotic Nightclub
Alt Tempelhof 17 - 19
12099 Berlin
Open: Tuesday to Sunday
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/
Pros:
Genuinely Horny Swinging House Ladies
Great Service – Some anyway
Cool Atmosphere
Amazing Club Building
Full Bar Including Hard Liquor
Great Value
Tasty Buffet – Thursday
Friendly Helpful Staff
Jacuzzi
Cons:
No Lockers
No Buffet on Sunday Night
I had been fantasizing about Insomnia for many years now. Something really cool about the place. I think the last report we had on this forum was from Creature2 a couple of years ago, and he gave the place a solid recommendation as I recall.
It's in a great location too, right next to Alt Templehof U-Bahn station. The following is important; Insomnia has two different dress code policies. On Thursday, Sunday and other selected nights early in the week, they have parties with hired in women plus some swinger couples to serve single men. On these days you are only required to wear black underwear in the club, or you can go nude if you wish. It doesn't have to be strictly black, but at least dark, so long as its not a white Y fronts with a yellow [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) stain on the front you are probably ok. You can also wear a dark t-shirt, plus flip flops or crocs. On these nights they not very selective about who they let in.
On a Friday and Saturday Nights, they also admit single men but the dress code on these nights is very hardcore swinger, and you need to wear extrovert swinger gear on those nights, or so I was told anyway when I enquired. Also on these nights there is no guarantee they will let you in, as they only let in a select number of single guys to keep the numbers balanced. There are no hired in women on these nights either I was told, so no guarantee of getting laid either.
When you arrive at the club and ring the buzzer, you are admitted into a long hall where the cash desk and some changing cubicles are. There are no proper changing rooms or lockers, and you just change in this area, before handing your clothes and valuables to the person at the cash desk who stores them in a cloak room behind the cash desk. I brought a small backpack, and put all my valuables plus clothes into that. I was a bit concerned about this loose system but with typical German honesty of course there were no problems and no one stole my new Samsung Galaxy S3 or my money. So if you plan to visit I recommend bring a small backpack with you or leave your shit back in the hotel.
You then go upstairs to the club and enter the main room, which in an impressive sized room with a high ceiling. Here is the dance floor and bar, along 3 huge "fucking" beds covered in red leather. One of these huge beds is placed in the center of the dance floor. There is the long bar with seating for about 12 – 15 people. There are some smaller Fuck rooms out the back, along with a huge loft upstairs where they are more big sex beds, and an area where the buffet is served. There are shower rooms, more fuck rooms and the small jacuzzi off the main room as well. There is a huge projection porn screen on one of the walls, playing all sorts of kinky SM themed porn. Also they have in house DJ playing mostly Trance type music. The music really suits the vibe of the club. There are bowls of London Condoms and bottles of Lube everywhere, along with paper towels. If you need a proper towel, you get it from the person at the bar. Everything is well thought out.
Note on the hired in women:
On both days I got talking to two guys working there, and they both had the same scoop on the house ladies. These are women who first start visiting the club as a customer for their own pleasure, often with a partner. As they and the managers of the club get to know each other, they are offered this work. Often they turn it down, but a certain number of women accept the offer. They do it for both pleasure and financial gain but they are not hardened prostitutes. They told me that the club regularly get calls from young Romanian/Bulgarian girls looking for work but the club wont hire women who are only there strictly for the money. When I asked one of the guys, why if the hired in women love sex so much why don't they all do BBBJ for instance (only 2 did BBBJ) and his reply was “I bet you love sex, but I also bet that you would not like to lick the pussy of 50 women in one night who you dont find any attraction!”. Yes he had a point I suppose. Its worth noting that all women here gladly accepted my beloved DATY of both their holes.
Most of them are between 30 – 40, and are average looking mostly but still sexy. The women inErlebniswohnungwould be both younger and better looking on the whole. I feel that the Insomnia women enjoy sex more though.
Thursday - 28th June
6 hired in women – 2pm to 12am - €90
I arrived a little late @ 2.30pm due to having a quickie with a sexy blonde street girl (see main report). When I walked into the main room, my eyes feel upon an incredibly beautiful brunette in her late 20's sitting at the bar. She was wearing a short sexy black dress. Wow really an FKK quality lady, so beautiful, big blue eyes, 5'6''ish, hourglass shape and really perky C cup titten. She turned out to be Alexa, a German swinger lady who does these gangbangs on certain days to supplement her income.
There were 3 women each on a different bed servicing a number of men. I had a walk around and inspected all of them first. Then I moved where a voluptuos brunette was being fucked doggy while BBBJing another guy. I offered my cock and she started blowing me abit. I fingered her arse and no objection from her. Then sexy Alexa lay down and offered herself. I gave her a good licking of both her very clean holes, while she CBJed another guy. After maybe 10 mins licking, she asked that I let another guy fuck her, who had been waiting with a condom for a few minutes. She then blew me for a bit while I felt her perky titten. Then another sexy lady lay beside us. I asked her to sit on my face. She got wet at my licking. Alexa was still CBJing me while I was licking the other lady, and fingering her anus lightly. I loved that feeling of lying there on that big leather bed, with 2 sexy women above me, and various others moving around, with all sorts of sexual acts taking place, so erotic, so horny. I then fucked Alexa in several positions. Her service was basic but man she was the best looking lady I have had sex with in years. Then a sexyblonde houselady arrived into the club. Not as sexy as Alexa but very nice all the same. I caught her early and managed to do a long 69 with her, where she finally made me cum with an oily Hand Job, think her name was Silvia. An explosive cum and a huge long orgasm. I managed over one hour of solid sexual activity in that first session with 4 different women. Pure heaven. That's what I love about theseGangbangs, you can start with one women, and move through others before finally coming with another at the end. I then went and had a good long relaxing soak in that little Jacuzzi. It really is a Jacuzzi for 2 people max, but I was happy to have all to myself apart from when one of the women hoped in for a few minutes.
I then went for food, lovely buffet. Pork fillets, delicious salads, bread and some desserts. Hung out at the bar for a bit and observed. It was in full swingnow, by around 5pm. Counted around 35 guys, with more than 1/2 on downtime as is always the case in a gangbang at any one time. Now 6 women there, all sexy except one who I didn't find attractive. Around 4 women fucking at anyone time, and 2 on downtime. There were 1 – 6 guys per woman at any one time. Alot of guys were not that active, and many just stand around with their cock out, so its easy to join in the action anywhere really. The key is give and take, dont try to hog the women all to your self. Only one swinger couple arrived and they remained inactive but stayed for a good few hours. She wasn't very attractive anyway.
Bareback!!!
I felt horny again, and went for another round of licking and dipping my cock. Then that Blonde Silvia was alone. She way lying with her eyes closed, just resting for a bit. I lay beside her with my erection stabbing her belly. I caressed her all over, what a sexy lady, naked apart from these sexy spider tights. I guess she is in her early 30's, but still very hot. I rubbed her pussy while she caressed my cock lightly. I moved down and started licking her. Wow she got really wet and I swallowed someof her juice. I fingered her pussy deeply and her anus lightly while licking her. Her eyes were closed deeply and she seemed in a sort of trance. I was amazed that I was getting alone, just me and her with none of the other guys joining in. I looked around and the club had become a little emptier and the other women were keeping all the other guys happy. I rubbed my bare cock against her pussy. Her eyes remained closed. I pushed it in, and started fucking her slowly, while kissing her neck. I tried for DFK but no go. I continued fucking her bareback for about 10 minutes until a guy came over for a BJ. Then 2 more guys arrived, so I thought it my time to quit since this isnt offically a BB club and I didnt want shit from anyone, so I just moved to Alexa on another bed. Another big cumeventually and off to the Jacuzzi again. By then a really active Swinging couple arrived and were fucking with lots of guys, but the woman was very ugly. In my experience of swinging, the real swinging women are often ugly.
Later I had another big round involving all the women that lasted nearly 2 hours and finally another big cum. I had a few beers and finally hit the road at midnight, well in time for the last Ubahn. Fantastic day.
Sunday – July 1st
2 Hired in women - 7pm to 1 am -€75
I had a late lunch, and wasnt starving when I arrived at 7pm, but I was looking forward to their Buffet as it had been so tasty on the Thursday, but it turns out that there is no buffet on Sunday nights which was disappointing. Later in the night after my first cum, the friendly doorman let me out for a break so I could get something to eat.
The FREAKSHOW!!
The other disappointment was there were only 2 hired in women, the lovely but basic service Alexa from Thursday and also the most unattractive one from Thursday. Oh well. It was quieter in general with only around 20 men or less. I had a real fun night because 2 of the guys I was socialising with in Erlebniswohnung turned up and we had a good laugh. Also this Saddam Hussein lookalike old Turkish bloke who I ended up bumping into on all my club visits was there. He had traveled from Turkey for a few days sex trip and didn't have a word of English and hardly a word of German!!
I had a good session with Alexa where I got her much to myself and I came, then went for the food break. When I arrived back, 2 swinger couples had arrived.
First was a man of about 40 with a huge big obese woman, easily 150kg in her 30's. Turns out they were Norwegian. They sat drinking for about 2 hours, then lay down on the big bed in the middle, and she took all comers while the guy supervised. Eventually there was a guy fucking her miss, while she was sucking a few cocks and more guys were wanking over her face and huge titten. Must have been 7 or 8 guys total. I like a bigger woman but she was way too fat for my taste, so I stayed away. A couple of guys came on her face, and some cum went into her eye which made her a little upset LOL. Still she continued to take cock for another bit before they left around 11pm. She had a big hairy bush as well...
Also this old guy of around 70 with this sort of simple girl. I wont say she was retarded but she seemed a bit “spasy”. Kinda sexy in a simple sort of way. Fine enough body, tall with big tits, big arse but funny face, around 25. At first he was real fussy who her shared her with, only letting one young guy fuck her while HE caressed the young guy's balls. It was turning into a Col Bog moment lol !! Then Saddam Hussein sat on the bed, while the young was fucking her, and lubed his finger. He started fingering her anus, pulling out his finger and sniffing it, and repeating, all while the old guy was caressing the young guys balls!!. A few of us cracked up laughing.Saddamthen invited me to finger her anus, which I did, and I fingered it deeply but there was only the slightest smell of shit!!! Later she let anyone fuck her. I licked and fucked, and finally came in her mouth. The old guy and Saddam Hussein had intimate moments also lol.
Then another old guy arrived alone, well in his 70's and proceeded to walk around naked and had the most amazing erection I have ever seen on a guy of his years. Vitamin V I'm sure. He then did some impressive fucking for his years, and definitely came at least once.
Around 10pm this Cate Blanchett lookalike in her 40's arrived on her own wearing sexy swinging gear, sat at the bar and got chatting to two guys who I suspect she may have known. They went to one of the back rooms for a really long 3 some but wouldn't let anyone join in. At one point she sat on a very high up Gyno chair, legs high up in the air, while the smaller of the two guys ( 5' 7'') attempted to fuck her standing up, but he had to stand high on his tippy toes to manage entry. It was funny to watch, and when a few guys started laughing, he then went bright red with embarrassment and said something to the other bigger guy (6'2") who was being blown by Cate. They then swapped positions and all was better cos the tall guy had no issues reaching the pussy LOL. She was a real sexy German MILF who loves her sex. They used condoms for the fucking btw.
After my 2nd cum I was content, and continued the night drinking free Jack Daniels n Cokes until closing time. Must a drank 8 of them and a couple of beers. A little Drunk leaving.
Verdict: Great place but Thursday was the better day sexually, but the Freakshow Sunday night was a hoot. I look forward to repeating.
Velo Berlin
07-13-12, 13:22
I was going to post some questions about Insomnia, dresscode, ladies, etc. And you answered them all before I could even ask!
I'm planning to attend their Thursday Gangbang late July, if all goes well.
Unfortunately, if I'm able to go, it will be from 5PM onwards only, and they start at 2PM.
I'll post a report if I can make it.
Cheers,
Velo Berlin
Many thanks WanKing,
Thank you very much for starting this thread and also for reporting Insomnia on different days.
My all visits were on Thursdays, and I was wondering about other days, so your report enlightened us also about Sundays scene.
I never had covered BJ there, it seems the standarts changes over the years, BTW. And I was very lucky to see lots of beautiful hired in women and also beautiful and young, FKK style swinger girls, in this club. I was barely lucky cause the swinger women are mostly ugly in other clubs.
WK,
Did you manage to solve the issue with the fresh towels of Insomnia?
WK,
Did you manage to solve the issue with the fresh towels of Insomnia?Hey C2, no prob with the towels, you just get a fresh towel every time you need one from the Bar Lady, who keeps them behind the bar.
Thanks wanking for your report. I thought I would add my story.
It was my birthday last year and I was in Berlin, so my girlfriend and I went to that Tropical island resort in the old zeppelin factory outside of berlin, where you get free basic entry on your birthday. We also paid extra for the naked sauna, and first thing I see are two teenage girls playing in the shower. Nice!
So anyway, we are new at the swinger thing, both early 30's, we checked out a club in Barcelona a few weeks before but kept to ourselves, It was fun having people watching us fucking. So I suggested we check out this club called Insomnia I had researched, so we headed over there pretty early, grabbed some food and waited for them to open.
When we got inside the owner madame told us there was a dress code, luckily (I planned LOL) we both had black underwear and they said it was cool if we just wore that, so we both stripped down and went upstairs. The place was dead empty, so we just wandered around. We found the gyno chair wanking mentioned, and I jumped on, just for a laugh and my Gf was pretending to bang me, when this guy just comes out of nowhere and presses his dick right up against my GFs ass. She was seriously not cool about that and we nearly had to go. Like I said, we are new, so keep to ourselves.
We then just chilled out for a whle on a bed / couch while the place filled up. This german guy comes in, with a girl on a leash dressed in a tight corset with big white tits. They were on the couch next to js chilling too. Anyway, the place filled up, had some drinks and danced in our underwear. Eventually there was a bell or somethng, and they opened up the loft upstairs, for couples only. Pretty cool. We up there, pick a spot and then this couple starts power banging next to us. We tried to go ourselves but my girlfriend got too shy so we had to stop. The couple from before came over and introduced themselves and asked if we would like to join them in the jacuzzi. We agreed and got naked and shared this tiny lukewrm jacuzzi. There was a few guys just watching us chat, and one guy in control of that area or something. I thought the girl was sexy, we just chatted but my GF was not going to do anything, but he said it was cool if we touched or sucked her breasts. My GF says my mouth was like a bee to a flower, apparently I just went chomp straight in and sucked her nipple. She also had a feel. And then that was it.
They went back upstairs to fuck, we went upstairs and watched some more action, then danced more but it was a bit quieter.
All up, a cool experience with everyone dressed so gothic.
Might go back one day, but I can't see my GF allowing me to go with another woman anytime soon. We were still fuck buddies when we went to Insomnia, but now we are in a relationship. Anyway! That's my report.
It was my birthday last year and I was in Berlin, so my girlfriend and I went to that Tropical island resort in the old zeppelin factory outside of berlin, where you get free basic entry on your birthday. We also paid extra for the naked sauna, and first thing I see are two teenage girls playing in the shower. Nice!I had never heard of this place, and as someone who loves huge naturist sauna resorts in-between my sex club visits, I would be very interested in checking out this place sometime. Cheers for the heads up. http://www.tropical-islands.de/en/
Also Zanny what day of the week did you visit Insomnia?
I meant to attach these to my report below.
Velo Berlin
07-22-12, 08:47
Hi,
I'll probably go next Thursday. Done the search thing and read the reports but two inconsequential things bug me :
- do you get plastic flip-flops like those available at the Erlebniswohnung, or do you have to bring your own, or walk barefoot?
- can you pour yourself a drink at the buffet whenever you like or do you have to ask for drinks at the bar?
Thank you for your answers!
Cheers
Bring your own shoes and you can only get drinks from the bar,
Look forward to your report. Njoy.
Velo Berlin
07-23-12, 18:31
Bring your own shoes and you can only get drinks from the bar,
Look forward to your report. Njoy.Thanks Wanking, I'll try to buy some kind of flip-flops.
Cheers
I had never heard of this place, and as someone who loves huge naturist sauna resorts in-between my sex club visits, I would be very interested in checking out this place sometime. Cheers for the heads up.
http://www.tropical-islands.de/en/
Also Zanny what day of the week did you visit Insomnia?This place is impossible to reach without a car:
Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Islands_Resort
Rocketboy0
08-10-12, 09:33
your reporter finally made it to insomnia. thursday night, gang bang night was targetted for its lax dress code so i did not need to race to karstadt and buy some new black t-shirt and pants.
plus i thought since berlin schools in session, most people back, things should be a full strength.
sadly, for me, it was a complete waste. 7 very doggy, dodgy ho's universally unattractive, ugly and or fat. maybe 2-3 active at a given time on the central gangbang platform, surrounded by 25 guys, mostly wanking themselves. the few that were going at it, had lots of bbbjs, changes of position, but the girls often stayed partly or even fully clothed. the bar tender was hot, the only one, and i would have pounced in an instant, but she was not in the game.
as soon as one girl made herself available. 5-7 guys rushed over, kind of the way i imagine piranhas feed on some fresh meat. some fetish pros, but mostly losers. you can see odd things- one girl was blindfolded on a trapeze while surrounded by worker bees taking turn pollinating. or another was being serviced by a small team using some sort of flashlight to illuminate things in the tunnel of love. lots of sperm flying around which had to be wiped off the platform which for those of us with partners is a bit off-putting. some seriously wacked out participants on both sides, and some girls really screamed loud for all the tube steak. but it seemed all contrived somehow.
place is ok in in terms of decor etc. food ok, free drinks, a small jacuzzi, but really to no point. maybe on a glamour night, with more couples it could be better. but on this thursday, it was pretty sad, and actually, i found it profoundly un-erotic. i had the sense that it has seen better days and they are long gone. sort of an upscale calligula.
i arrived a little past 8pm, watched and waited til about 11pm, thinking new recruits might arrive later. they didn't. so i left. 85 eur down the toilet. i did get a souvenir cigarette lighter.
i had high hopes and would have gladly joined in the fun, but the choices were just bad, even if you could do things an unlimited amount of times. in my limited world, doing bad things many times does not make them good. the options are far better in artemis or especially the private flats in terms of quality. i am cured.
Good concise report Rocketboy0
I had to laugh out loud because I think this is most miserable report from top to bottom I have read in ages! About as concise as it needs be.
Its a problem a club like this to make forward plans as seen in Wan King's visit its a hit and now your visit it is a miss.
At least you get to treasure that lighter.
And don't tell me that the lighter has a woman stripping on it!
Rocketboy0
08-11-12, 09:02
At least you get to treasure that lighterWhat can I say-I calls 'them like I sees 'them. I am the first to admit that it could have been an "off" night (though somehow I doubt it) , and all these views are ultimately taste things. I re-read WK (whom I know and enjoy) `s report and between the lines, apart from one magic girl, we're not so far apart. Could be a glass half full half empty sort of thing. The club is big enough to accommodate a crowd at least 10Xs the size of what was groping and groveling on Thurs. And various photos show this on the more dress up glamorous nights, though it could have been many years ago. But with a more relaxed door policy, no dress code, working girls on hand, cheaper entrance price, you or at least I would think Thurs night would be a busier, hot night. It most certainly was not. It really was sad, bordering on the pathetic.
Some clubs thrive on their exclusivity so it could well be that Fri-Sat are the nights to go. But it was so lame that the thought of having to get all kitted up, slogging out there again with the risk that my fishnet shirt, nipple twirlers and latex boots are not sufficiently fetishy and then not even getting in, is all just too much downside to possibly outweigh some mythical upside.
If I was part of a couple, and we wanted to swing with others, it could make sense. If I wanted to have a non-stop multiple or gang bang session in an atmosphere that was far more elegant than say Calligula or Erlebniswohnung in Berlin for the same price, it could make sense. But in my case, I just want to be with some beautiful women in a safe, sure environment, and there are so many better options. They do cost more, but from what I saw, from optics to performance, it´s not even close. Funny how that works......
YMMVof course. Good luck and report back if you do.
7 very doggy, dodgy ho's universally unattractive, ugly and or fat.Hey Rocketboy, sorry it didn't work out there for you dude. Thing is you are used to both Artemis and private apartments, locations with real fine women. I don't get the impression you really are into public or gangbang action? Even if the women are fine. Places like Insomnia are not for the majority of guys anyway. The older I get the more attractive I find doggy, doggy ho's.
I have been wanking alot over my time there lately, especially the sneaky bareback I had with one of the more attractive blondes, plus swallowing alot of her pussy juice! Yummy.
Ultimately for me a place like Insomnia wins over a place like Artemis everytime. Insomnia is like a cheap buffet where you eat nonstop where Artemis is like an expensive restaurant, where you just sit and look at the lovely food that you can barely afford, and then only eat a little once or twice in a whole day there.
ZimmerBaby
08-11-12, 20:54
Undressed and up the stairs. Black underwear was required, so I spent some cash on a fake Calvin Klein. Some people were rubberfucking, even though the scientists of ISG have stated the dangers of such activities. A few girls around, not Artemis grade, but sometimes a bus takes you downtown, so you can keep your car in your garage. A fat girl from Cuba gave me a rubberfuckerBJ. I lost interest and erection and went for coffee and strawberry cake. Delicious taste.
While I was enjoying the cakes, a german couple fucked in front of my face. He shot his load in her mouth and she did not spit. My cock was growing while the cake was being digested. I put my cock in her mouth and she gave me a great BBBJ COB. Now we're talking. I finally got my smile back. But it did not last for long.
A beautiful young couple had entered the club, and unfortunately they were high on drugs. Seemed like MDMA / GHB or Amphetamine. The guy was fully dressed, while his beautiful blond, slender GF was stripping, and she gathered some horny guys incl myself. Started dancing very sexy, eye contact even it was blurred, she managed to give 6 guys erection, but we were not allowed to touch, only watch. She was naked, and started fingering her pussy while the guys were masturbating. Then she changed to one finger in her ass, and we were happy. 2,3 4 and suddenly she started fistfucking herself with the entire hand deeply and forcefully. I haven't seen this before in real life, and it was fascinating. And then. She points at me indicating she wants something from the table. I thought she wanted to be penetrated, but what she really wanted was toilet paper. She pulled her arm / hand out and with the biggest smile on her beautiful face she proudly showed us a large amount of shit! She put it in the paper and thanked the audience. Some guys left and two of us were staring at each other just like we could't believe what we have been watching. Inside of me something died. Just when the arm was out I only wanted to scream, but I ended up in a perplex state.
I needed a beer, and it felt releasing. Sometimes it is too much. I just want pussy and happy surroundings. Artemis uber alles!
Rocketboy0
08-12-12, 00:16
Hey Rocketboy, sorry it didn't work out there for you dude. Thing is you are used to both Artemis and private apartments, locations with real fine women. I don't get the impression you really are into public or gangbang action? Even if the women are fine. Places like Insomnia are not for the majority of guys anyway. The older I get the more attractive I find doggy, doggy ho's.Dr Wan. I really would have joined in, had the samplings been as fine as eg what was being shown on the huge screen porn vid. But instead, I felt like I was at the dog pound, and was in no mood to pound dogs. You are of course right about the cost factor when comparing to other options. But even at effectively double or quadrouple the price, for me, between the huge HUGE (immensely vast MASSIVE G R A N D C A N Y O N esque) difference in quality and what I save on avoided medical and psychiatric bills), the tradeoff is worth it. But I have my highly trained stable of GFE providers, we know each other's bodies and what works, and granted, this is just a completely different experience vs the wild and woolie unknown boning.
I do have a question for you though - and while I thought about sifting through your mountainous pile of quotes, easier if I just ask - have you ever been to any of the bigger / better FKK clubs in your years of vast probing and sniffing of oriffi? It would be just good to know what your reference frame is.
As you know nature works in mysteriass ways so I leave them to you. I think you are the remora of hoe-dom, which just like those on sharks, perform a needed and valuable function.
However, then we have Zimmerbaby's mundo bizarro tale of surf and turd. I imagine you just about popped an aorta when you read what you missed. No shit.
And Zimbo, you dodged a huge bullet (literally) being passed over for a roll of toilet paper. Now you know why they call it Insomnia, because after what you saw there, I bet you can't sleep either.
A beautiful young couple had entered the club, and unfortunately they were high on drugs. Seemed like MDMA / GHB or Amphetamine. The guy was fully dressed, while his beautiful blond, slender GF was stripping, and she gathered some horny guys incl myself. Started dancing very sexy, eye contact even it was blurred, she managed to give 6 guys erection, but we were not allowed to touch, only watch. She was naked, and started fingering her pussy while the guys were masturbating. Then she changed to one finger in her ass, and we were happy. 2,3 4 and suddenly she started fistfucking herself with the entire hand deeply and forcefully. I haven't seen this before in real life, and it was fascinating. And then. She points at me indicating she wants something from the table. I thought she wanted to be penetrated, but what she really wanted was toilet paper. She pulled her arm / hand out and with the biggest smile on her beautiful face she proudly showed us a large amount of shit! She put it in the paper and thanked the audience. Some guys left and two of us were staring at each other just like we could't believe what we have been watching. Inside of me something died. Just when the arm was out I only wanted to scream, but I ended up in a perplex state.
I needed a beer, and it felt releasing. Sometimes it is too much. I just want pussy and happy surroundings. Artemis uber alles!
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However, then we have Zimmerbaby's mundo bizarro tale of surf and turd. I imagine you just about popped an aorta when you read what you missed. No shit.
And Zimbo, you dodged a huge bullet (literally) being passed over for a roll of toilet paper. Now you know why they call it Insomnia, because after what you saw there, I bet you can't sleep either.
Mein Gott, I know I shouldn't but I can't remember when I laughed so hard!
Beautifully described by the intrepid Zimmerbaby and then pithily summed up by Rocketboy.
A case of 'anywhere but here' ueber alles...
Insomnia Report 8/16/12.
Hours: 2 PM to midnight.
Location: Insomnia.
Alt Tempelhof 17-19; Berlin 12099.
www.insomnia-berlin.de
I am buzzed into the club. At the front desk I am asked to pay 90 euros entry for the Thursday gang bang party which includes all drinks, food, and sex. I am told to undress in the open foyer before I can gain access to the main club. There is a row of empty hangers nearby. I place my pants and shirt on an available hanger. The girl takes my clothing and book bag (containing all of my valuables) and places them in a coat check behind her. I am given a small pink ticket with a number and my first name printed on it so that I might later claim my belongings on my exit.
Properly clothed wearing black underwear and black flip-flops I climb up the stairs to the main club. It is medium-sized with the bar to the right on entering. In the center area of the room is a large black cushioned platform where most of the group sex takes place. A DJ in the corner plays techno music. Along the walls are additional padded platforms where you can relax, watch the activity, or have sex. There are four separate back rooms, a Jacuzzi, and a shower area. A large video screen above one doorway plays porn with BDSM themes. There is an upstairs loft with more sex beds, a small dining area, and a few tables and chairs. Most of the tables have jars with condoms, bottles of lubrication, and paper towels.
There are about 45 people present. Most of the patrons are between 30-55 years old, with the majority in their 30s-40s. There are about 10-12 women. I am not sure how many of the women are paid by the club, but at least 5-6 seem to be house women. Most of the house women are in their 20's. They range from 5-6/10 in appearance with one blond rating 7. 5/10. On this Thursday night the club is not very crowded, especially when the back rooms are being used. I had enjoyable and unusual sex multiple times over eight hours in the club.
When I first arrive there are two house girls having sex on the center area with three men. I immediately join the group. I test the waters first by lightly touching the leg of one of the girls. I am not rebuffed so I engage actively. One girl is performing cunnilingus on her friend while her friend is performing fellatio on one man and giving a hand job to another. The third man is stroking his cock while he watches. I am immediately turned on by the girl-on-girl cunnilingus. I put on a rubber and enter the girl giving cunnilingus from behind. She accepts me happily. I am able to position myself so that I can fuck my girl and simultaneously lick the same pussy my girl is licking. We do this for a while until my girl turns over on her back, blows me briefly, and then demands I fuck her hard. While fucking her missionary, she bites and scratches me in a sexual frenzy. I keep it up as long as I can, then pull out and begin licking her pussy. When I am finished with this, I turn again to her friend. I pull off my condom and am greeted by her friend's warm mouth on my cock. The second girl then puts a new condom on me and soon I am fucking her.
I take a brief break to check out the food on the second level. It is a bit disappointing. Hot noodles, some soup or stew, hard boiled eggs, green beans, vegetable salad, melon, bread, and cheesecake. It is set up on a single table just as you might have when visiting a friend's house for a Saturday football game. The food is replenished often during the evening. During my visit no one seems to use the upstairs for any sexual activity.
Back downstairs I explore some of the other rooms. I walk to one side and discover a woman surrounded by five men. She is on her back servicing four simultaneously. One cock in each hand, a cock in her pussy, and one guy forcefully fucking her mouth and face. Her body is arched both from the guy fucking her pussy and from the guy extending her head and neck backwards off the table while he fucks her face. Her moans of pleasure and excitement are genuine being handled by so many men. The men are all very polite to each other. I edge my way in to the group. The woman notices me, turns her head towards me, pulls one cock out of her mouth and replaces it with mine. I observe that soft and gentle sex here in the club is uncommon. A heavy hand and physicality seem to be preferred by most of the women. All of the women give BBBJ and many ask for come-on-body or come-on-face.
I hear moaning and slapping from another area. Curious, I explore the noises. I come upon a beautiful 30 year old blond (7. 5/10) getting abused by a group of six men. She moans for more as one man slaps her breasts. Another man is finger-fucking her hard and slapping her pussy. A third man is shoving his cock down her throat and dick slapping her across the face. This scene excites me. I have never before seen or been a part of this type of activity. The woman is going wild. I join the first man by slapping her right breast while he slaps the left. I then begin to alternately slap her thighs, her ass, and her stomach. All the while she is saying 'yes' and 'more. ' Random guys are fucking her pussy hard, switching spots after a period of time. I begin to put more heat into my slapping and her moaning increases. Now one guy gently slaps her on the face. She likes this. I am at the top near her head. She has been giving us both BBBJ trying to stick both of our cocks in her mouth at once. I am intrigued about slapping a woman in the face during sex. I start out slow and soft to gauge her acceptance. I then slap her face harder and harder. The other men continue to slap her pussy and breasts. More vaginal penetration. The other man near her head begins to jerk off harder and harder and ultimately comes all over her face. He and I wipe his cum over her face, making her lick it off of our hands. The sex continues.
On one of the smaller couches in the main room is a short-haired blond tattooed woman I have been observing all evening. She never plays on the main platform. I watch her most of the evening chatting and stroking two older patrons. I finally approach close enough to discover that one of the men is fisting her pussy. His entire hand and wrist are deep inside her. I watch as he pulls his fist out. I am impressed by his boldness and her spirit of adventure. When this man excuses himself I have the woman give me a BBBJ. After a while I put on a condom and fuck her. All I can think about is a man's fist formerly inside her giant box.
In the club are a few gynecological chairs. This is great. The beauty above (7. 5/10) is taking a break in one of the chairs wearing her little dress, sitting cross-legged and sipping a cola. I approach her and start rubbing her legs. She is agreeable and I push her dress up and start to rub her pussy through her panties. I uncross her legs and put them in the stirrups. I pull her panties aside and begin a sweet-tasting pussy-licking and finger- fucking which brings her to orgasm. A number of men have started to congregate around us and shortly drag her off the chair and into the back room again, where they repeat the fucking and abuse she seems to enjoy.
One woman has been eyeing me all evening. She is about 40 years old and a bit on the heavier side, but not too bad. She is obviously not a house woman. She has mostly been sitting at the bar area, having some sex discreetly. I walk over to her and touch one of her legs. She begins to softly moan and takes both of my hands and places them firmly on her thighs. Soon I pull out her breasts from her top and lick her nipples. She gently caresses my head as I kiss her chest. Another man at the next stool behind her at the bar is rubbing her back and shoulders. I start to finger her pussy and that goes on for a bit. I then go down on her, while she is sitting on the bar stool. I lick her slow and nice and this drives her crazy, I taste her getting wet. I come up after a while and she grabs the shaft of my uncovered cock. She starts to rub her pussy with the head of my cock, first just rubbing the lips of her pussy, then deeper. Soon she has pushed my cock and shaft deep inside her and we are fucking on the bar stool. This is amazingly pleasurable. I love the experience of being sexually wanted and desired by a stranger.
Unexpectedly I come across a woman I have met earlier that week in Berlin. I have been to a BDSM dungeon for a bit of fun. My new friend tells me she comes to Insomnia often. Since she already knows me it is easy to convince her to play for a while on the central mats. We are kissing, petting, blowing, licking, sucking, and fucking. We do this for a long time. Although most sex is shared group sex, it is possible to enjoy one-on-one sex for as long as you and your partner like. This type of mutual chemistry happened to me twice that night, with two different women.
Later in the evening in one of the back rooms with curtains drawn I discover two men having sex with each other. They are at it for a long time performing oral sex on each other. They are never bothered by the management, so it appears it is tolerated.
Showers are available. You must ask for a towel at the bar. Dress code is black underwear for men. Some men wear fishnet shirts, black tee-shirts, or thongs. Many men walk around naked. Bring dark shoes, such as flip flops or sandals. The sex platforms are wiped down occasionally. Smoking is permitted in the club. Give your pink ticket to the bartender upon arrival and she will return it to you when you need to grab something from your bag or want to leave for the evening. The ability to speak German is not needed.
I am rather new to the gang bang party scene, although experienced in most of the other areas discussed on this forum. I had an unforgettable time, with sex that ranged from sweet to abusive. I had sex with ten different women, many times repeating throughout the night. When I became bored with a particular activity, I just pulled back and walked off to a different area. I am still relishing the time I spent in Insomnia and hope I have the chance to return.
I am rather new to the gang bang party scene, although experienced in most of the other areas discussed on this forum. I had an unforgettable time, with sex that ranged from sweet to abusive. I had sex with ten different women, many times repeating throughout the night. When I became bored with a particular activity, I just pulled back and walked off to a different area. I am still relishing the time I spent in Insomnia and hope I have the chance to return.Well thank fucking gawd for this report! Finally a report that backs up mine.
Ak it seems you really hit the club on a hopping day! Much more women than the Thursday I visited. One of the guys working told me that from September thru to May are the best months for this club, and that the summer time can be hit and miss due to people being on holiday etc, but AK visited on a very much hit day.
Of course AK is a pussy licker like me, and we have always have a much better time in sex clubs than guys who don't like to lick.
I arrived about 3pm paid entrance. There were about 12 blokes and 4 girls present. I could not determine who were working and who are pleasure seekers due mainly to my lack of experience. Action was starting soon after with all sorts of antics. More ladies arrived soon afterwards with about 7 and 20 men there by 6pm. About 8pm two swinger couples arrived. There was amazing action between the two swinger ladies at bar with one lady on her hunkers licking the others pussy with other roaring with delight. The eventually went to one of the back rooms for more action. The swinger lady licking later was in action with about 5 blokes while male partner was looking on. I was surprised by lack of supervision as I think any body could have barebacked her she was in such an excited state. There were about 3 of the ladies really into sex and I assume were there for their own enjoyment. I also noted the some of girls stayed with what I assume a favourite punter that they seemed to know. Lack of German results in limited verbal interaction with ladies but all were friendly and accommodating.
Public sex may not suit everyone but I found with 3 nice arses up in air with pussies winking at you you will soon loose your inhibitions. You have to ask at the bar for a towel to shower after asking for a third towel dude that wipes the sperm of the plastic covered beds who I think is the owner (he wears a long dress) told me that was all the towels that I would get and to dry a wet one on a radiator. I obviously was not in a Fkk. It was an enjoyable experience and I will hope to return.
It was my birthday last year and I was in Berlin, so my girlfriend and I went to that Tropical island resort in the old zeppelin factory outside of berlin, where you get free basic entry on your birthday. We also paid extra for the naked sauna, and first thing I see are two teenage girls playing in the shower. Nice!Naked sauna at the Tropical Island? I thought that most of the spa / sauna places were co-ed naked. Is Tropical Island different? We want to visit here too just for the laid back fun.
Insomnia: this club sounds interesting as well! Our travels might take us to Berlin too, and I've read a few things about this place on here that make it sound like it'll be worthwhile. Sounds like a decent mix and fun for couples too. Thanks! I'm glad I read about it.
Is Insomnia a good place to bring my wife who likes to swing with other women observe normal (not house girls) couples fucking all night long?
Thanks
Is Insomnia a good place to bring my wife who likes to swing with other women observe normal (not house girls) couples fucking all night long?
ThanksYes she will enjoy it.
I was looking thru Insomnia swingersclub youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/InsomniaClubBerlin
Watching this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDf0iQnT0Y
I immediately recognized this incredibly hot burd who I fucked there on 2 days when I was there last year. She is at 4.35 in the video..
Alexa, shitty attitude but hot as fuck bird! Amazing body. I wonder will she be there when I visit next week?
A shot of Alexas arse from this video, she is on the left. Yes she features alot in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gXfGLDW3ns
BTW I licked that lovely arsche several times!!!
Just looking thru more Insomnia vids on youtube. Some bizarre stuff. I'm amazed this hasnt been pulled from youtube. I've had vids banned for far less.
http://youtu.be/NFxoGhcChZE?t=1m30s
If you are into Swinging or Fetish etc, check out this great site. 1000s of great pics http://www.yoran-nesh.com/ From the Berlin scene.
Below are more pics of Alexa who is / was part of the Insomnia team that I had the pleasure with last year!
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Here is the clip with the Gorgeous topless Blonde @ CSD 2012 Berlin
http://youtu.be/zdnPY_lLzRM?t=11m46s
Since I fucked that Alexa bird last year in Insomnia, I have often looked for pics of her but never found any until I discovered their Youtube channel (see below), and then from a link on another video I discovered this amazing site today. I am so delighted to have found these amazing pics, so much so that I will be wanking over for many years to cum over them LOL!
http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos/nggallery/insomnia-2012/
The pics are from this set http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos/nggallery/insomnia-2012/saturday-night-fuck-2012
Ah man what a pic! Thats Dominique the boss on the left, and Alexa on the right. Pity the focus wasnt the other way around!
Full set here : http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos/nggallery/insomnia-2013/saturday-night-fuck-2013
I got her name wrong, its Lexa Velvet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duJOoHHTblA If you Google her name you will find links to some of her Hardcore movies, like this one http://yourdailysex.com/she-is-lexa-velvet/
Wanking.
Lexa used to be at Erlebniswohnung, two years ago, where I did her 5 times, then I did her again at Insomnia just in January. She is great, leggy girl and sexy as hell.
Razor.
I got her name wrong, its Lexa Velvet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duJOoHHTblA
If you Google her name you will find links to some of her Hardcore movies, like this one.
http://yourdailysex.com/she-is-lexa-velvet/
SwingerLover
05-26-13, 21:47
I got her name wrong, its Lexa VelvetI believe she's at Pornfighterlongjohn AO Gangbangs sometimes too. www.pornfighterlongjohn.com/
Met her few months ago at an AO party, but was not that impressed. Not so good attitude (IMHO) , but ok, she looks nice for sure.
Met her few months ago at an AO party, but was not that impressed. Not so good attitude (IMHO) , but ok, she looks nice for sure.Do tell more! Where was it? Was testing required? ?
Just spent de day there! Best day ever in a swingers club ever. Loads of real active swingers. Report soon!
Rocketboy0
05-31-13, 17:20
Just spent de day there! Best day ever in a swingers club ever. Loads of real active swingers. Report soon!Assume you mean Thurs as opposed to foto shot Wed? Tell all homey and nice to see you again.
Assume you mean Thurs as opposed to foto shot Wed? Tell all homey and nice to see you again.Hey rocketcock, yes it was de Thursday gangbang. I didn't go on de wednesdsy as I wanted to hunt down a very cute street girl I'd met on the Tuesday night in that bar where we went. I did meet and fuck her after. Report soon.
Great to meet you and angus again.
The reviews of Insomnia sound quite fantastic. It appears as if I will need to make a trip to Berlin to try this fine delicacy. How does this club compare to Beverly? Does anyone have any other favorite swinger clubs? Especially in the NRW region as I am close to Amsterdam, which outside of fun4two seems to be lacking in this particular area (and yes I realize Insomnia is a bit away from Amsterdam).
Since my visit last summer, I have been dreaming about visiting this great club a lot. I arrived at 2 PM and paid my 90 euro entry fee.
First session: I had my shower and then went to the bar and had a soft drink. Then this voluptuous young Bulgarian lady came and sat beside me, she was very cute, around 25. She started to play with my cock and got me very excited straightaway. She actually reminded me of the daughter in the TV series Californication, well her face did anyway. Turns out she is a new girl in the club and has only started recently very little English and I thought that they did not hire Bulgarians in this club but It seems recruitment must be hard and later in the evening after she left a Romanian girl came replacing her, both of them very cute. I guess it must be hard to find genuinely horny German women to fuck all day for small money. As long as they limit the numbers of Roms/Bulgs it should be ok.
We headed for one of the big beds and proceeded to have an excellent session with great licking of her pussy and anus, and her covered blowjob was really quite good. With long foreplay and fucking in various positions I made the session last almost one hour. She didn't get very wet but seemed to enjoy my deep fingering of both her holes. I put some lube on my finger and fingered her anus deeply, and yes there was a smell of shit on my finger afterwards LOL, and she even sucked my shitty finger when I offered it to her after I came (no shit lol)! After my massive cum I gave her a nice massage lasted around 20 minutes but then another guy wanted to have fun with her so I went to the Jacuzzi for 30 minutes.
The house ladies that day were much the same group that I had sex with last year in the club, including the lovely Lexa Velvet. Over the course of the day I had 3 great sessions with Lexa and I spent a long time licking her anus and pussy, but she doesnt like fingers. If you speak nicely with Lexa she can be sweet in return. She has actually lost about 10 kg since last year and was looking very nice indeed. Out of the six house ladies only one was unattractive, small lady in her late 30s or early 40s with glasses and I just don't find her look appealing. I did not session with her.
The swingers were in a bigger number this time that I have seen them before. In the course of the day I would say around 12 couples came and went and out of those, around five couples were quite active especially three couples. Also there was one middle-aged single lady on our own about 50 years old and she was very active and I even have a bareback session with her!
I have to say that normally in Swinger clubs I don't have much luck with couples or real single women but at this location I did, but having said that these ladies were available to any guys interested so just easy pickings for everyone.
The very best that was the Spanish couple who were really active, they were in their early 30s and the lady had big tits and was voluptuous, also big ass so my type of girl. She had lovely curly hair and a pretty face, she wore a corset, stockings, high heels and nothing else. She had her huge tits and pussy on permanent display, and her guy was a nice friendly type speaking great English.
When I saw her first she was being fucked on the big bed by one guy and giving BBBJ to 2 other guys. There were a total of about six or seven guys around her at that time. Her guy was off fucking some house ladies on another big bed.
After a couple of guys fucked her and came, she took a break and went to the bar to get a glass of white wine, I walked up to her and started talking to her and rubbing her big bottom, and I was surprised at how friendly she was. But told me she spoke very little English. I then started rubbing her lovely big bare bottom as she was watching her husband fuck some of the house ladies. It was really horny stuff, I then dropped to my knees and started kiss her big bare bottom cheeks to which she started giggling.
I took her over to the big bed, bent her over, and buried my face deep in her massive arsche while feeling her huge firm natural titten. This is the stuff of the highest erotic fantasy for me, to be licking the arse of a true nymph who really wants it. After a few mins I rolled her over and started performing my best DATY on her pussy, she loved it and she got really wet. She started running her hands through my hair as I was feeling her big titten. Truly truly horny stuff. After another 10 mins, she pulled me up for some DFK, and then she gave me a brief but nice bare blow. Condom on and my cock was rock hard with excitement. Fucked her hard and had my 2nd massive cum of the day. Fucking AWESOME! More jacuzzi and then some food. It was Pasta Bolognese and it tasted shit to be honest. Also some salads and some desserts, enough to keep everyone from starving.
Then another couple of sessions with some of the house ladies including Lexa, nice licking, blows and fucking, but no cum.
After that I had a bareback session with this old swinger lady of about 50, small slim brunette with pretty face and small titten. She was so horny. I started off by licking her wet pussy which she seemed to love while she was blowing other guys. I then just climbed up and stuck my bareback cock into her. Too soon after my last cum so I could not cum in her pussy. I climbed up on her face as she lay there, then another guy started fucking her. I fucked her mouth for ages, and finally came in her mouth after wanking into it. She swallowed all my jizz. Off to the Jacuzzi again for another break. It was now about 7 pm. What a fucking amazing day I was having. I had cum 3 times at this point, and had great sessions with real swinging women who wanted sex for real!
After a couple more sessions with the house ladies the Spanish girl came looking for me to lick her again. I was incredibly complimented and hardly going to refuse. Her guy suggested to lift her up on the Gyno chair where I got down on my knees and gave her another massive licking for about 15 mins. She got nice and wet again. I fingered her deeply in both pussy and anus (slight smell of shit off my finger). She was sucking guys cocks who were standing at the side. Ah man what a horny babe. I then got a condom and fucked her on the chair, but couldn't cum due to the 3 cums already. I let another guy fuck her then.
This was one of the best days of my life, licking and fucking all day, jumping from pussy to pussy non stop all day .
Later another couple arrived in the club, the lady was very sexy, very sexy indeed slim brunette about 30 years of age. She took many guys in the Gyno swing out the back of the club in the smoking room and I was the third guy and of course I give her a good licking first before some fucking.
I had my final session and cum with the lovely Lexa later in the night. Then I had a couple of free beers before leaving.
Verdict: Much better day than last year cos of the active swingers. I guess I hit it very lucky that day. Lexa told me the house girls love when there are active swingers cos it takes the pressure off them a bit. There were two other swinger couples who were active that i actually never got around to, such was the massive amount of sexual going on that day.
PHOTO: Lexa is in the middle in the pic below. The lady on the left of her with the Blonde hair is also a house lady. I cant remember her name but she loves sex and gets very wet when licked. I also had a bit of bareback with her last year.
FunLover100
06-08-13, 16:04
Nice report Wanking! Thanks for that. Insomnia def sounds like a place worth checking out.
So the EUR 90 gets you entry, and fuck as much as you want. Including with some house girls (like King George / Caligula) , but also with real swingers. Was this a special event though, or any days that are good to go there?
I've also heard there are some very slow days and not much activity. But if you're saying there are house girls, that makes it a must try.
Since my visit last summer, I have been dreaming about visiting this great club a lot. I arrived at 2 PM and paid my 90 euro entry fee.
PHOTO: Lexa is in the middle in the pic below. The lady on the left of her with the Blonde hair is also a house lady. I can't remember her name but she loves sex and gets very wet when licked. I also had a bit of bareback with her last year.
Nice report Wanking! Thanks for that. Insomnia def sounds like a place worth checking out.
So the EUR 90 gets you entry, and fuck as much as you want. Including with some house girls (like King George / Caligula) , but also with real swingers. Was this a special event though, or any days that are good to go there?
I've also heard there are some very slow days and not much activity. But if you're saying there are house girls, that makes it a must try.Every Thursday is the gangbang with hired in women, and generally some swingers attend. Last year when I went on Thursday there were not that many swingers and only a few active couples turned up in the evening. On this recent trip I reckon I was very lucky, and according to 2 local guys this was a better than average day. I'm always quizzing local guys when I'm in clubs.
Friday and Saturday are nights dedicated to real swingers and no guarantee single guys will be allowed in. Also on these nights there are no hired in ladies to fall back on. If you decided to try on a Saturday night, you to invest in a kinky swinging costume / outfit such as something with lots of leather or something with chains. Black undies and a black tshirt will not suffice on these nights.
Sunday night has generally 2 hired in women plus some real swingers. Its a similar setup to Thursday but less hired in women. Its costs €75 on a Sunday and €90 on a Thursday. They have food on Thursday but no food on Sunday. The bar on a Sunday includes hard liquor, Whiskey, Vodka etc, where on a Thursday its only Beer and Wine along with soft drinks, cola etc.
See here for more http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Event/Gangbang.php
Rocketboy0
06-08-13, 19:11
Since my visit last summer, I have been dreaming about visiting this great club a lot. This was one of the best days of my life, licking and fucking all day, jumping from pussy to pussy non stop all day.Well a truely no holes barred adventure. You sure timed it perfectly. But this smelly finger thing you have. Report of destinkshun? Most def. The club may need to rename itself Inseminate, thanks to you. Glad it worked out.
I am going to Berlin for a few days in July and thought I would try out the partytreff-places instead of going to artemis which I think can be a little frustrating selecting non-sharks.
I look at Anni Porsche, Erlebniswohnung and this place which looks like the best bet to actually be able to experience some real sexual adventures.
I will be in berlin Sunday to Friday so I think I will go to insomnia both on Sunday and Thursday.
How does it work with the "anmeldung"? Do they deny people? Do you have to write something special to them?
I plan on wearing black fishnet boxers, is that kinky enough to get in there?
What about shoes? Do they care what color the flip-flops are? Do they provide flip flops?
If I understand correctly from previous posts at insomnia you'd be wise bringing a backpack putting all your stuff in (except your outfit) and hand in to them.
I am going to Berlin for a few days in July and thought I would try out the partytreff-places instead of going to artemis which I think can be a little frustrating selecting non-sharks.
I look at Anni Porsche, Erlebniswohnung and this place which looks like the best bet to actually be able to experience some real sexual adventures.
I will be in berlin Sunday to Friday so I think I will go to insomnia both on Sunday and Thursday.
How does it work with the "anmeldung"? Do they deny people? Do you have to write something special to them?
I plan on wearing black fishnet boxers, is that kinky enough to get in there?
What about shoes? Do they care what color the flip-flops are? Do they provide flip flops?
If I understand correctly from previous posts at insomnia you'd be wise bringing a backpack putting all your stuff in (except your outfit) and hand in to them.The Anni Porsche is too small for my taste, they have a couple good girls to play, but all the rest it's just plain and the food is bad. I'll recommend Erlebniswohnung hands down for better option, even so, lately is going a little bit down (see Wanking report) , but still it is a great place with nice looking girls and good food + drinks. When I'm in Berlin I always make a time to visit the EBW for a marathon sex ride.
The Insomnia is the other great place (Thursday and Sunday) , spectacular as scenery which provide some house girls and the swingers which are the best. The times I went I was able to meet more swingers on Sunday, it's just a matter of luck. If there is a con, the food (bad).
Contact is not required, but you can send a e-mail to let them know about your visit and just show up. About the dress code, your boxer will be just OK, everything black even the flip-flops, which you have to bring in. It's a secure place, all my stuff I just put it on my of my pockets and gave to them, never had problems and get ready to ENJOY it! Good luck.
They don't provide flip flops. Also they are not completely strict on black from what I can tell. One guy was going around in a pair of white Y fronts the Thursday I was there. Man those underpants look hideous, although there wasn't any yellow stain from what I could tell LOL!
I wore a pair of black boxers with red pinstripes and a black vest, also I had a pair of bright blue crocs for my feet.
I saw a few guys completely nude all day, no footwear either. Putting on and taking off the clothes is a bit of pain. Next time I might just wear one of their towels around my waist when I am not fucking, I saw a couple of guys do that too.
SwingerLover
06-12-13, 23:34
This is the stuff of the highest erotic fantasy for me, to be licking the arse of a true nymph who really wants it.
This was one of the best days of my life, licking and fucking all day, jumping from pussy to pussy non stop all day.
I had my final session and cum with the lovely Lexa later in the night. Then I had a couple of free beers before leaving.I'd say it's always the fullfillment of highest erotic fantasies if you get to do to a true nympho what she likes and if you like to do it too. And jumping from pussy to pussy all day long is likewise one of the biggest kicks of all, especially if the women are genuinely horny. It seems here is a Swingerclub again where women actually go to to be fucked. Things are starting to look up again. And you even got some bareback action, which is likewise great.
Did Lexa also do bareback there? Or does she only do that at AO-events with testing, like her GBs with Sexy-Susi or the Pornfighterlongjohn-GBs?
Excellent report, worth RODing, which Rocketboy already did. Thanks for that and for this truly funny pun:
But this smelly finger thing you have. Report of destinkshun?
Did Lexa also do bareback there? Or does she only do that at AO-events with testing, like her GBs with Sexy-Susi or the Pornfighterlongjohn-GBs? :Cheers for your compliments SW,
Lexa only does covered in Insomnia, even covered Blow. Her service isn't anything special, but she likes it if you take it easy with her. She likes to be touched and licked, gently and sensually. She seems stuck up but I think she is actually quiet shy.
Insomnia is much more chilled out than other gangbangs, alot of guys don't seem to do much there, so its really easy to jump in on the action without being pushy. Also its very welcome to start off giving the women slow massages before fucking.
Great thread, I've enjoyed reading. But one question:
Someone earlier said that no German is somewhat ok, but what about non-white people. Blacks, orientals, Indians? (male and female)
Dark Vader
06-17-13, 21:16
Great thread, I've enjoyed reading. But one question:
Someone earlier said tand hat no German is somewhat ok, but what about non-white people. Blacks, orientals, Indians? (male and female) I was there a couple of weeks ago and have visited several times before without problems.
On my last trip there was an Indian swinger couple there as well (which was a first for me) but unfortunately they didn't play with the crowd and only stayed briefly to play with one of the house girls.
Lexa only does covered in Insomnia, even covered Blow. Her service isn't anything special, but she likes it if you take it easy with her. She likes to be touched and licked, gently and sensually.
The house ladies that day were much the same group that I had sex with last year in the club, including the lovely Lexa Velvet. Over the course of the day I had 3 great sessions with Lexa and I spent a long time licking her anus and pussy, but she doesnt like fingers. If you speak nicely with Lexa she can be sweet in return. Another report of Rolls Royce quality there Wanking which managed to get my ardour up.
But on closer reading, especially of subsequent posts, it seems that things are not what they first appeared. Disappointingly the house ladies don't even offer bareback blow jobs and for me this is a staple requirement.
From my visits to swinger clubs I have learnt the hard way that you can't rely upon them for consistent results. A dozen couples may turn up one night with almost half being active but then on another night you might get the same number or even more but with none of them really active with the single guys. Then if they are active they can be infuriatingly selective and restrictive in the number of single guys that they choose to entertain. More, if some couples are active then they can get so inundated with men that you physically just cannot get a look in because of the stampede. Again more, if couples are active then they will almost certainly be well into middle-age and over weight. The young nymphomaniac pretty girl who gets off on servicing as many guys as she can in a swingers club is folklore.
So swinger clubs are about as reliable as one of those fake Rolex that you pick up on a holiday in the Far East.
Therefore if a club provides some house ladies for some guaranteed results then that would be the only reason why I would contemplate going to a swingers club nowadays. Even though you know that they are being paid to have sex with you.
But if these house ladies are not even giving the bareback blow jobs that the active swingers are providing then for me that is not worth the trip especially when you can get that as standard in partytreffs every where.
Ironically these house ladies are more than happy for their arses and anuses to be licked all day but balk at returning the favour, and they are the ones who are being paid!
But on closer reading, especially of subsequent posts, it seems that things are not what they first appeared. Disappointingly the house ladies don't even offer bareback blow jobs and for me this is a staple requirement.Myrrh me ole China,
Some of thee house ladies do BBBJ as I recall. 2 out of 6 ladies kinda thing. For anyone visiting a flatrate in Berlin who insists on BBBJ then Erlebniswohnung is the spot.
To sum up:
Insomnia - DATY allowed by all women with some BBBJ.
Erlebniswohnung - BBBJ by all women with some DATY allowed.
I prefer insomnia but I reckon most guys here would prefer Erlebniswohnung.
Dark Vader
06-17-13, 21:43
Erlebniswohnung - BBBJ by all women with some DATY allowed.Bear in mind if contemplating DATY at EW that most of the girls will have put a bucket load of lube up their fanny and so you better like syrup on it!
This lady fucks well and does BBBJ but she is certainly not the hottest looking burd in the world! I've fucked her a few times over my visits. Busy facebook page https://www.facebook.com/spacy.spacy/photos
I see house lady Lexa's real name is https://www.facebook.com/jana.massny And she owns a little beautician shop https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-Beauty-Cosmeticmore/100451396703504?rf=151148724923639
I must call there for a facial sometime, that's me giving her a facial! LOL
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The offical Lexa Velvet page https://www.facebook.com/lexa.velvet
I see house lady Lexa's real name is.
https://www.facebook.com/jana.massny
And she owns a little beautician shop.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-Beauty-Cosmeticmore/100451396703504?rf=151148724923639
I must call there for a facial sometime, that's me giving her a facial! LOLMight be a tad difficult if she doesn't do BBBJ's?
Might be a tad difficult if she doesn't do BBBJ's?She does BBBJ awrite, just not in Insomnia.
Mandee has also been there on my visits. Even though she does covered sex and covered blow, this lady loves to fuck. That's one thing I love about Insomnia is that the management pretty much make sure that the hired in ladies are into sex, and not just the money. On my visit a month ago, Mandee wore these sort of trousers with the crotch cut out of them, very sexy indeed.
Her FB page doesn't have much on it https://www.facebook.com/mandee.prielipp
Was there on a Sunday and Thursday, perhaps should mention I never been to this kind of place ever before and I didn't and don't know what I like in this area yet and that I don't speak German which seem to be a social handicap in these environments.
Sunday orgy (I post about Thursday later)
Got there a little late around nine, was a slow night according to the people I talked to. 2 house ladies Laura (6/10) and Leona 7/10. Other than that around 10-15 guys and 2-3 couples and 1 single lady.
I would say I got a pretty good connection with Leona and we had a quite long session in one of the smaller rooms with foreplay, BBBJ, tonguekissing, licking and fucking in lots of positions. First she made me cum embarrassingly fast. But we just kept on and I got it up again a few minutes later and then we went on for around one hour perhaps more before I softened up a little and let another guy take over. During our time she sucked a few other guys cocks which didn't "bother" me at all sexually. I also asked some dudes if they wanted to take over but no thanks? This girl was by far best pay-sex ever in my life (I am pretty sensitive and perceptive to uninspired sex) , seemed very horny and moaned, yelled, had muscular spasms in legs etc, she also fucked quite hard. I didn't try or ask for anal but she seemed to like being rimmed.
During my 2 hr break I checked out the place, saw around 3 couples of which 2 in typical swinger outfits were there just to fuck alone in a corner. A third couple with an older guy and an extremely beautiful younger woman was there too fully dressed! Just watching. Also an older alone woman who was there on Thursday too, she only fucked in private with single older guys.
I tried talking to the other house girl Laura too but she didn't seem very nice or happy, she also seemed to have regulars which she stuck with, so when I got hard again I went and talked to Leona again and had a second session with her, pretty much another round of almost real wild sex with kissing / licking / sucking and hard fucking but with new positions. The main difference now was that we got surrounded at the bed with people just watching, including the fully dressed couple with the hottie. I tried to make eye contact with her during the fucking a few times but no response, I noticed gradually I got a little uncomfortable by all the people watching as nobody joined and didn't know how I was supposed to behave, no guys attempted to join either and Leona didn't seem to care either. So I focused on her as much as I could but after around 45 mins I softened again. Leona seemed to have had enough and got dressed and I felt there wasn't much more to do there and went to the hotel even if the clock was just 0030. Perhaps I shoulda tried connecting with the couple before I left I think.
All in all I was very satisfied with the sex as I don't care about fucking various girls so much but am more interested in finding a good one. I was a little dissappointed in the amount of real swingers though as I thought Sunday would be the best bet to hook up with real couples and have "real" sex.
As I got a little disturbed by all the watching I decided to skip Erlebniswohnung and just tried Anni Porsche and tourist stuff until Thursday.
Interesting pic of my favourite Insomnia house lady Lexa!
More recent pics here http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos/nggallery/insomnia-2013/saturday-night-fuck-2013
I post about Thursday laterThanks for reporting Nordic, looking forward to your Thursday report.
The inked blonde hottie in reception said something about Thursday parties more sexual than sundays, ok we'll see.
From my impression they had 6-7 house girls (lexa velvet, mandee, the black girl from Wankings latest photo-link, and 3-4 others one of them I have seen at anni porsche website, tall pale hot body according to my standards) working the central bed in stages with 10-20 guys getting to come. Total amount of guys averaged around 20-30. During the night a few couples 3-5 and very few single girls arrived.
When I came in they had a break and only the black girl was available at the bed so I went to her directly after the shower, she wasn't interested in friendly smalltalk and made it clear it was covered blowjobs and missionary fucking that was the thing, I tried her out, very uninspired blowjob and very passive fucking, came too fast of course as I always do with the hotter not very nice ones which is darn frustrating. I should mention I don't have a long mongering career behind me but have only been to artemis once before and this is all new to me.
Got hard pretty fast again and tried lexa, who was pretty much the same in attitude, didn't talk at all and looked in other directions all the time, she is very hot now BTW, have seen an old movie with here and now she is much slimmer, tried to appreciate getting a technically skilled blowjob from such a hottie, did some licking but lost inspiration when it got to fucking and let someone else have her.
Ate some food, I would say the buffet pretty much sucked besides from cooked eggs and pain riche for the wine but I knew from reading here.
Talked to a dude who agreed about the two mentioned girls and recommended one of the others, we also agreed on that mandee seemed to be better sex from what we seen during the sessions. Unfortunately I never got it on with her.
Later on I went in for a third session where I also had to pull out and a fourth where I came the last time. The overall impression for me was that I had trouble getting turned on by the whole thing, being in a group of people surrounded by older guys watching etc was new to me. The only difference here was there was a little more cuddling and touching but not real orgy gangbang sex where everybody is licking and sucking everybody but more mechanical stuff, small glimpses of foreplay so to speak but not much. I was also slightly turned off by the pretty unerotic chattering in german between the house girls during the sex. Some of the girls wasn't doing much blowjob either but more brutal wanking with condoms on.
It was pretty funny seeing guys in the 60's having easier to get it up than me. I guess some of these dudes were on viagra though.
Latter part of the evening I spent watching and trying to get it up but it didn't work. I also tried smalltalking with some of the house ladies but got no connection really. There were a few couples where the guy let his woman get fucked in the smaller rooms (two of these ladies were real hot too BTW) , loads of guys got to these sessions pretty fast and I noticed this made me hornier than what was going on at the big table. I never managed to hook up with any of these though. As I don't speak german and generally don't know how you are supposed to behave here I got a little shy.
I also noticed that I preferred it being quiet during sex rather than the average house music in the big room.
So thursdays at insomnia are probably pretty good value if you are into that thing as there will be a new rocket ship taking off every 45 minutes or so. It's not hard finding a lady available during these sessions, all you have to do is get there early when they start. Actually I am a little lost here and if I should try this again, if it's possible to learn to appreciate this kind of sex. It was sexual but not very erotic. To me the real sex that went on there was the one with the couples.
Just by judging by the very few couples I get the impression insomnia is a great place to go if you are in a couple and want to experience big sexual adventures, there is probably real exciting stuff happening at this place on the other weekdays. My impression is they have these thursdays to make money for the club. I will probably go to another Sunday orgy if I am in Berlin again though. I am also a little eager to do that couple thing.
I am not sure about what to try next in Germany really, perhaps I should just go to more places like this but try to connect with the girls before getting into action and hopefully then I will have a better experience. Not sure about trying out EW either. I can conclude that Sunday was a good day though.
Some of the girls wasn't doing much blowjob either but more brutal wanking with condoms on.Covered blow jobs are bad enough but insisting on condoms just for giving you a wank?
Covered blow jobs are bad enough but insisting on condoms just for giving you a wank?I think that was more of a coincidence she started blowing covered but it went over to wanking while chattering in German with her collegue.
Covered blow jobs are bad enough but insisting on condoms just for giving you a wank?If she starts giving you a wank with the condom on, then just pull the rubber off and let her continue to jerk you bare.
In the Amsterdam RLD a covered wank is very popular and is known as a "Covered HJ". Our Amsterdam expert Cocksure might be able to add something to this!
Indeed that has to rank as my worst Amsterdam window girl experience ever.
Refused to take her bra off, blow job was awful so I decided to cut things short and move on to sex. Denied sex was on offer and ended up finishing me off with a CHJ! I should have just refused and walked out.
If she starts giving you a wank with the condom on, then just pull the rubber off and let her continue to jerk you bare.
In the Amsterdam RLD a covered wank is very popular and is known as a "Covered HJ". Our Amsterdam expert Cocksure might be able to add something to this!
Indeed that has to rank as my worst Amsterdam window girl experience ever.I've not heard good reports from anyone who knows what the Wallen used to be like. How they get business is beyond me.
I've not heard good reports from anyone who knows what the Wallen used to be like. How they get business is beyond me.I lived in Amsterdam for a year and after swearing that I would never go down there, because I knew you would never get ultimate satisfaction, I eventually find myself going down there pretty much every weekend because I got bored with going to the tourist bars with my mates and trying to pull Dutch girls who are far harder than English girls.
I found that by relentlessly pounding the streets and tirelessly asking you occasionally would find a girl who would be prepared to do a blow job bare. Usually the ones who did say yes would give your willy a really good suck because risks aside it is much more pleasant for her to be sucking on living skin rather than inanimate plastic. If nothing else it makes a change anyway from the usual monotony of their boring job. Guys overwhelmingly don't ask because they have been told don't bother as it is completely out of the question.
Getting turned down after asking for a bare blow job is usually amusing, especially if you ask it in an innocent way, as the girl is normally not expecting it and is completely taken aback. I often can't help smiling as the girl's sweet welcoming smile turns to complete embarrassment that this naive tourist doesn't realise that this sort of thing doesn't go on here.
I remember that there was one Dominican Republic woman who was so readily accepting of doing a BBBJ that I pushed a little further and she was happy to do BBFS. My knees were knocking together with excitement when she took me over to the sink to wash my willy with me thinking. Is this really happening? The problem was she was not much of a looker and in her late 30's so I only did it the once even though she was there pretty much every week. From then on whenever I walked past her window she would pound loudly on the window, pretending to be angry, gesturing at me as if to say 'why you forget me? '. Passersby would usually look at me and laugh.
Just after a bit of help really gents.
Just wondering if anyone has been to Insomnia on a Tuesday Night, was going to give it a try but wanted to see if you guys had been on a Tuesday and what to expect?
Any help much appreciated.
Kurt
I see they have Tango dancing every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month, only €5 entry! I'm guessing as it happens in Insomnia surely some sex happens too. Imagine going along and only spending a fiver and then maybe fucking aswell. Would be incredible.
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/flyer/flyer_tango.htm
Pity I'm missing this as the Wednesday I'm there is the 2nd Wednesday of the month, when it is not on. If I lived in Berlin I'd be trying all this stuff out all the time.
I arrived about 2.30. About 3 ladies and 9 men there. Later this built up to about 6 ladies and 15 men. Lexa and Mandee were only ones I cold recognise from wankings pics.
It was difficult to really determine who is house lady and not. I asked one lady about 45 who was not bad for her age was she paid and she appeared to be highly insulted ad maintained she came for her own fun. There was a chubby Bulgarian lady who I say was paid even though she only gave coed BJS and was pretty mechanical in operation. There was 3 swinger couples. One was fairly active with boyfriend going BB, then letting others have a go. One couple with a great figure on lady were active for one period only but she was bit selective in who she offered pussy. They left after about 2 hours. At one stage Mandee was on Gyno chair and was being fisted by Lexa. Then she brought a box of latex gloves and 3 of the audience were offered one and lexa described how to move your hand. Mandee really enjoyed this. I met some Irish bloke there who goes there frequently but said that another cub not far away was smaller but better selection, ladies food etc. Club is at.
http://www.swingeroase-zwiespalt.de
It would be great to get a report. He also praised a.
http://www.schloss-milkersdorf.de/
Which on selected Fridays have very good parties. It is an upmarket club with great food.
I still enjoyed visit though for long periods there was not much action. This club is a gamble and you can have a great of average time.
Even though many of the BJs are covered, and some girls now refuse DATY, the Thursday gangbang at Insomnia is my favorite party in Germany.
Reasons are because of the Active Swingers who are women who genuinely love sex, plus some very hot house girls. Plus I managed Bareback there yet again. Its such good value for €90!
I'm really not bothered with the NRW (Dusseldorf area) right now, crappy clubs with tired Rom / bulgs and their rotten teeth! I much prefer covered sex with a 45 yearold house wife who enjoys it than bareback with a 20 yearold Romanian with 5 teeth who doesn't want to be there! LOL.
Plus in Berlin the clubs are all in the city and not all out away from Dusseldorf like in the NRW.
My report soon.
Dark Vader
09-17-13, 19:08
I much prefer covered sex with a 45 year old house wife who enjoys it than bareback with a 20 year old Romanian with 5 teeth who doesn't want to be there! LOL.Sounds like you're coming round to my view that swinger clubs have a lot to commend them.
Even though many of the BJs are covered, and some girls now refuse DATY, the Thursday gangbang at Insomnia is my favorite party in Germany.
Reasons are because of the Active Swingers who are women who genuinely love sex, plus some very hot house girls. Plus I managed Bareback there yet again. Its such good value for €90!
I'm really not bothered with the NRW (Dusseldorf area) right now, crappy clubs with tired Rom / bulgs and their rotten teeth! I much prefer covered sex with a 45 yearold house wife who enjoys it than bareback with a 20 yearold Romanian with 5 teeth who doesn't want to be there! LOL.
Plus in Berlin the clubs are all in the city and not all out away from Dusseldorf like in the NRW.
My report soon.I agree with you 100. My best experience yet has been in Erlebniswohnung Berlin. I would love to visit the the Thursday GB but the problem is I live in Munster and will have work on Friday, although after I read your upcoming reports I could be very tempted to take a couple of days off work.
Do you know of any good swinger clubs in NRW.
SwingerLover
09-19-13, 12:17
Sounds like you're coming round to my view that swinger clubs have a lot to commend them.Yes, they do. If the women go there to actually get fucked, as it seems to be the case at Inso.
The reason why I had stopped goping to SCs is the exact opposite experience, which makes a Bulgarian AO-chick a pleasant experience, even if she has rotten teeth and just lies there like a sack.
Even a couple from Frankfurt complained in the Spermagames-forum lately that there were almost no active couples around in the SCs. Maybe we should stay a seperate Swingerclubs thread for the sole purpose of posting if a single guy can actually get laid there several times?
Yes, they do. If the women go there to actually get fucked.
Even a couple from Frankfurt complained in the Spermagames-forum lately that there were almost no active couples around in the SCs. Maybe we should stay a seperate Swingerclubs thread for the sole purpose of posting if a single guy can actually get laid there several times?1455734
I stand by every word of this definition as learnt the hard way through several years of fruitless visits to 'Swinger' clubs in England the rest of Europe.
I had another incredible day there at the Thursday Gangbang, and according to two local swingers, this place is getting better all the time, and is the best swingers club in town.
Highlights were:
Amazingly hot young blonde blue eyed House girl. Kiarah who claimed to be Italian but is probably Rom. Had several amazing sessions with her along the day. Lovely big meaty arse, and erect see cup titten. Claimed to be 24, and I say she wasnt anymore than 27. Stunning lady, worth the 90 euro alone. Burying my face in her big arse was a mighty pleasure! One great cum with her.
A lady arrived and went straight to one of the gangbang rooms at the back. Blonde late 30s, good slim body, she just wanted to be pounded with cock for over an hour. She didn't want DATY, just fucking and she gave some blowjobs. Easily 20 guys fucked her in an hour, and I barebacked her but no cum. After that she just disappeared quickly.
Two more couples sharing liberally in the back, but the ladies were over 50 and not very attractive. Still one of them gave me a great CIM after I licked her wet pussy for a while.
All the house girls were new to me, with Lexa, Mandy and Spacy all absent. Lexa was on holiday I was told later by boss Dominique. There were around 10 house ladies by the peak around 8 pm, but some arrived late and more left early. I sessioned with all except one lady!
A great session with an older house lady of around 50, amazing BBBJ and cum. She loved my licking!
Finally a couple arrived around 7 pm. She was a tall sexy brunette with huge titten, plus she was only wearing a corset and stocking with titten, pussy and arsche on permanent display. After a quiet start she started sucking and fucking at the bar. I investigated and noticed she had a towel on the ground and was squirting all over the place. WOW! I got amazingly horny at this sight and licked her liberally, swallowing loads of her delicious warm juice. She was the biggest squirter I have encountered since a nymph in Showboat Amsterdam in 2006. Later I took her for a private session and had another great cum. Amazing lady who I hope to meet again.
*Links to my other Reports on this Trip* (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2846-General-Info&p=1485831&viewfull=1#post1485831)
Rocketboy0
10-22-13, 09:56
I had another incredible day there at the Thursday Gangbang, and according to two local swingers, this place is getting better all the time, and is the best swingers club in town.
Highlights were: A lady arrived and went straight to one of the gangbang rooms at the back. Blonde late 30s, good slim body, she just wanted to be pounded with cock for over an hour. She didn't want DATY, just fucking and she gave some blowjobs. Easily 20 guys fucked her in an hour, and I barebacked her but no cum.Herr Dicktor, just to be clear, this bareback business you mentioned was the real deal vs just a blowjob?
Herr Dicktor, just to be clear, this bareback business you mentioned was the real deal vs just a blowjob?Everyone else was using condoms I think, I just stuck it in bare, don't think she noticed. Her pussy was covered and full of about a gallon of lube anyway. I only fucked her for about 5 minutes until a young Turkish bloke beside me started "bitte bitte bitte", so I let him take over, and he fucked hard for about 5 seconds until he exploded into the condom with a massive roar, then another guy moved in!
She seemed in ecstasy, with all the guys around her, sucking cocks, wanking cocks, and being fucked hard.
Rocketboy0
10-22-13, 19:23
Everyone else was using condoms I think, I just stuck it in bare, don't think she noticed.Well you are indeed a gentleman. But with the WK Anaconda, to say she did not notice...?
I think this club needs to be renamed. Inseminate.
Unfortunately, while this is of course mighty entertaining, mongers, especially with partners, need to judge the risks for themselves. As you are an Immortal Immoral...
Well you are indeed a gentleman. But with the WK Anaconda, to say she did not notice?
I think this club needs to be renamed. Inseminate.
Unfortunately, while this is of course mighty entertaining, mongers, especially with partners, need to judge the risks for themselves. As you are an Immortal Immoral.Well Rocketorgan0, These things happen. My Anaconda is decidedly average. Immortal Immoral LOL.
BTW I have actually managed bareback of some description on all Thursday visits now, but Anyone new reading this please note this is basically a covered club...
Ha ha Wanking very egoistic behaviour, everyone else must use condoms because of you.
I look forvard to my Christmas visit to this place, will definitely be there the Sunday I am in Berlin.
Can someone please give some general ideas / tips on what is the most appropriate way to approach single non house ladies and couples at this place. I don't speak German and really don't know how you are supposed to behave at these kind of places? When I was there this summer I just tried to behave like I was at a normal bar. I don't want to miss out because of not being straightforward enough. Perhaps eye contact is the best as it isn't language dependent.
Lexa is one of the hotter Insomnia house Ladies. She appeared in a new porn movie recently. Her scenes start at 1.23 http://www.redtube.com/501426
Note she does bareback here too!
Could that be our own Dark Vader doing her there???
My flight out of Tegel is Thursday which I now realize is a huge mistake. Change fee to delay flight home until Friday would be brutal. Going to EBW Tuesday and planned Artemis Wednesday but would way rather do Insomnia.
http://www.xvideos.com/video6034983/facial_sperm_group_orgy
Watch how she lecken a guys arsche! Pity she doesn't do all that in Insomnia!
Dark Vader
10-26-13, 02:06
Could that be our own Dark Vader doing her there???But hopefully I'll get the chance to road test her myself in a couple of weeks
Another awesome day in Insomnia Thursday gang bang. In fact due to a slightly lower number of punters, and because there were 8 house girls, it was really easy to get one on one time with any of the women.
When I arrived at 2. 30 pm there was a ugly young house girl bent over giving a guy a CBJ, and I stopped to look, I rubbed her arse and touched her anus lightly, and then as I walked away towards the shower area, there was a really strong smell of shit off my finger LOL!
The incredibly hot blonde Kiahra was there again and I had several sessions with her even though she didn't let me lick her anus this time? Maybe she was holding her shit till she got home! And she was afraid If I licked her brown hole, she would end up shitting on my tongue! Well that is just one of my crazy theories LOL!
The house girl I spent most of the day with was chubby big titten little Bulgarian Laura. She did Dfk and allowed fingering of both holes. Her blow was covered though, but she did allow me rub my bare cock off her pussy but not put it inside bare.
Another house girl, I had a great time with was little blue eyed Bulgarian Monika. Very cute and with lovely white skin. Plus lovely soft arsche, just the right softness and plumpness. At one stage in the evening after my third cum, she climbed onto the little podium and started doing some poledancing. Then a guy jumped up and she proceeded to give him BBBJ, while bending over her arsche was at the height of my face, so I gave her a great licking and finger banging of both holes for about 20 minutes. Later I had my final session and cum with her. Four cums that day plus 4 the day before in Swingeroase Zwiespalt.
The house girls fucked non stop that day, only taking short breaks. I think all were Easter European and I didn't see any German house ladies on this occasion, I have to say this lot of ladies were much more active than Lexa, mandie etc. Dominque the boss really has great control over them.
THE STRANGE NYMPHOMANIAC :
On my last visit in September this attractive slim blonde came into club, had sex with about 20 guys in the back room for about an hour, then left promptly. I never even got a good look at her that day but I did manage a few minutes bareback with her that day.
On this occasion she arrived and drank some wine by the bar, very nice looking indeed. Blonde with blue eyes about 35, wearing a sexy dress with her lovely C Cup titten on display. Again she went to the back room and about half the guys followed her. I also had another short bareback fuck with her this time. She took a break after about an hour and went back to the main room to drink more wine. She sat on the gyno chair but with her legs crossed and both legs resting on one stirrup. During this time I walked over and caressed her titten and legs for a bit. A few guys tried to chat to her but she didn't seem interested, preferring to lie back on the gyno chair with her eyes closed. Then she went to the back room for more sex for about an other hour, and then she left I think. And just like last time she didn't want to be licked either. Very strange but pleasure-able lady, surely one in a million.
I spent some of the day socializing with a nice guy from Sweden, he reads the forum here but says he will sign up and start posting.
Later another single lady arrived. Small and slim, late 20s with long dark curly hair. Not really my type so I didn't bother trying. My Swedish friend had some sessions with her in a gang bang situation. She claimed to be Italian but to be honest she looked like an average looking house girl. She really connected with a young guy from Croatia and they left together around 10 pm after some hours of non stop fucking.
Then later again a young couple arrived, while she was very pretty she was too skinny for my taste. My Swedish friend had some activity with her too. I preferred to enjoy the house ladies who are always more available, when the rest of the guys focus on the real single women and couples.
There was a real lack of couples on this occasion, the lowest number I have seen on all my visits to insomnia.
The food was good this time, with glazed slices of ham fillet and creamy mashed potato, plenty of salads and deserts.
I also drank about 8 bottles of Becks Gold along the day. Plus I had my usual dip in the warm jacuzzi after each cum. I left at around 11. 30 pm.
Verdict. I still love it there. Awesome value for 90 euro.
After my 8 cums over the previous 2 days I really wasn't too interested in fucking on my final day, I had that great feeling of being sexually content, a feeling I rarely ever have LOL. I wanted to do some sightseeing, and also went for an hour in the http://www.thermen-berlin.de/, amazing value for €5. 50, a few nice ladies walking around naked also.
I was interested in visiting Insomnia on the Friday night because it was an a cheap night with entry only €15, and one beer €3. 50. I wasn't too worried about getting laid or not, due to to all the activity over the previous two days.
Now on this night there are no hired in house ladies, plus the area for sex is the upstairs balcony and it is open to couples only on this night.
Also you are supposed to wear an erotic outfit on this night and not the usual black teeshirt and boxers that is fine on the Thursday gangbang.
I had no interest in purchasing an erotic outfit and just turned up with a backpack with the usual black teeshirt and boxers. The girl at the desk recognized me from the previous day and let me away with it, but told me that to wear something more suitable on future such nights.
Also on these nights with a low entry price you must pay for your drinks at the bar, so you need to wear trousers or a fanny pack (bum bag) to carry your euros. I had nothing like that, so I had to wear my street shoes and socks, and put my money down one sock and cloak room tickets down the other sock. It was awkward reaching down my sock later in the night to get coins out to pay for beers LOL!
The first hour was slow but by 11 pm it really started picking up. There were a couple of single women and plenty of guys tried them, but I didn't see anyone score with them. There were many couples and loads of single guys of course. For under 25s it was free entry on this night so there were many young single guys and some young couples but also many older people.
The women were mostly wearing revealing see thru outfits with some titten, bare arsche and pussy on display. Very nice. I really enjoyed watching all these amateurs out dancing. There was some activity in the back room but no one sharing. The balcony only opened at 1. 30 am and most of the fucking took place up there. Being a single bloke I wasn't allowed up there as this area is only open to couples.
I stayed 5 hours and despite not having any sex I thoroughly enjoyeyed the night, something different and the whole night only cost me about 30 as I had the good fortune of finding a 10 euro note on a couch in the smoking area! Hehe. The first bit of money I ever found in hoormany!
Plenty of couples used the jacuzzi so I had a good perv at those women undressing too.
Was in Berlin for Christmas shopping and casual sex, one wasted day at Artemis, last time I go there for sure, you have too be so suspicious there it's almost like working like a field agent in CIA, zero relaxation / vacation factor, found one nice slim German girl though. Next time I want to relax and just be served I think I will go to a brothel instead like Liberty or something.
Insomnia on the opposite is a nice place, this Sunday was 2 working girls. 3-4 couples perhaps and 10-15 dudes, place got almost empty around 01.00, working girls no real hotties but one of them was nice so I chatted, licked and fucked a little with her, came way too fast unfortunately. My impression this was a German girl from the countryside who did this because she liked getting fucked and got relaxation out of being there which seemed pretty different from the pros from the Thursday gangbang I visited this summer.
Then there was a couple both with huge boots, one bald dude and one blonde short haired slim babe who shared some. She was amazingly horny and she was jacking off her dude while he drank beer and smoked frenetically and let a few guys lick and fuck her, I can't imagine licking pussy been any easier than this one, her whole body was moving in convulsions almost constantly while I licked and sucked her vulva and pressed my tongue into her anus, when I got to fuck her I was so into it (she had a very fit slim body too which is a turn-on for me) I came way too fast that time too. The sight of this dude probably drunk smoking frenetically while letting his getting fucked and another dude standing beside drinking coffe after fucking was a really cool thing I will remember from Germany.
There were a few other couples there but those kept it to themselves.
I think it was an ok night but a little to few people there for being a great time.
Next time I think I will combine Insomnia with swingeroase and that culture houze which looks interesting.
Went to Insomnia on Saturday the 28/12/13, Circus Bizare, arrived about 11. 30 with my girlfriend. Been a few times before but this time it seemed a slightly older crowd, the majority being over 45 and more S&M kind of wear. Mixture of couples. 40, lone girls. 10, the rest guys.
I suspect if you are a lone male this is not going to be the best of nights as the main activity happens upstairs which is closed off for Couples only. Opens up around 1ish. 8 or so large beds which quickly fill with couples and the railings overlooking the dance floor fill with another 5 or 6 couples that slowly get into the swing of things.
Didn't see any couples really swooping more just going about heir own business, some of them, without sounding cruel, just weren't worth watching. A very fit 25 year old blond and her boyfriend were the exception, he fucked her in every possible position and she gave a fabulous BJ, but did not go beyond that with anyone else that I saw.
Though described as a swingers club, I don't think it truly is, as for the times I've been there as a couple I have rarely, if ever, seen a couple get busy with anyone else but themselves. Its more people just fucking and getting off on others watching, which is cool, just not out and out swinging?
Anyway, its a cool place, good music and I always enjoy it.
Having been a few times now and just wondered if you guys know of any other club in Germany or Europe for that fact that is a bit like Insomnia? My girlfriend won't go to a straight out and out swinging club but will go to a club like Insomnia, so any suggestions?
Much appreciated.
Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?
Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?.... So I'll let you know.
Dark Vader
03-24-14, 18:57
Planning on attending the Insomnia Thursday GB in a couple weeks but a bit concerned at the lack of posts in this folder. Has anybody been to Insomnia on a Thursday in recent weeks?Was there in early Feb still good!
DV: Great to hear:
Wanking: Will await your report with baited breath.
I'm staying walking distance to Porsche Anne but the Ubanh is so convenient no biggie to head down to Alt Templehof if it is better.
For sure Friday will get the U7 to Karl Marx Strasse for the EBW.
Also, I will be back in Berlin early on a Sunday morning. EBW opens at 2pm Sunday, Insomnia about the same time. What decadence is there to do early on a Sunday?
Not a great day in insomnia, but it did come great in the end.
Too many sausages, must have been more than 50 guys at one stage. There were 2 ladies from 2 pm, about 7 house ladies during the peak hours from 3 to 9pm, then 3 or 4 till 11pm. Problem was only one did BBBJ and only one allowed DATY. Very basic mechanical service really."Don't finger me don't lick me, I'm taking a break, blah, blah, blah!"
The one who did BBBJ is a German lady who is very cranky otherwise. Lily I think her name is.
The one who are allowed DATY was a huge titten voluptuous Bulgarian with a pretty face. I had about 4 sessions with her and 2 cums, because she really was the only one with a good attitude. Pity her BJ was covered though.
Overall this has been the worst service from the house girls in all my visits. A guy who I've chatted to a few times there now told me the house girls get paid 30 euro per hour. Sounds feasible I suppose.
The visual standard of the girls was reasonably good though, with 2 young, very pretty German sisters who gave crap service and had snotty attitudes being the best looking.
Only one couple arrived in the whole day, but she was way too skinny to interest me. She did bang alot of guys in the hour they stayed though.
I was hanging out with a nice young guy from Dubai who I met the previous day in Swinger oase zweisplat, and he had been telling me about this chubby blonde 18 yearold nymphomaniac that he fucked in insomnia on the Tuesday night.
Then around 8 pm she arrived wearing a sexy bondage type outfit with her massive bare arsche on display. She had a "master" with her, who she later told me drives 500km from Bavaria once a week to see her! Also during the evening I saw him slap her on the face a few times and apparently she likes this!
They went to the back room pretty quickly and a huge crowd quickly followed. I didn't get much from that gangbang. My friend from Dubai had a word with her and she said she would be staying till midnight at least.
Food wasn't great on this day, so my Dubai friend and I decided to take a break from the club and go to the fried chicken joint across the road for supper. The club will let you leave for an hour without recharging you.
When we returned the place had emptied out a little, and the young nymph was sitting at the bar alone, she told us her master had left to make the 500 km trip back to Bavaria!
She was attracted to the guy from Dubai but he found her a little fat for his taste. She was probably a little fat for me too, but she had a pretty face, long blonde hair and a massive arsche, so I was totally sold. She had excellent English and seemed to be older than 18, but claimed firmly that she was born in 1995.
We pulled our barstools into a circular formation, and I had great fun playing with and sucking her lovely medium sized titten, and rubbing thunder thighs as we chatted for about an hour, all 3 of us. She told us about how she became very horny last summer after finishing with her boyfriend from the age of 13, and how she has visited the swingers club's of berlin almost daily since! I think her name is Amelia or something similar.
Then all of a sudden she stood up and started DFKing the Dubai guy who was sitting on a barstool. I then dropped to my knees and started to kiss her big arsche cheeks. I pulled off her tiny thong and buried my face into her massive arsche. There was a slight smell of shit off her anus but I licked it clean. I bent her over more and alternated my tongue between both her holes. Her pussy was well wet. I spent a good 15 minutes licking her bum right there at the bar as she snogged my temporary friend from Dubai.
Then she led us both by the hands to the back room. We went to the bed on the left. She got Dubai guy to lie down and she started to suck him with her massive arsche stuck up in the air. I continued to lick and finger both her holes liberally. She had told me at the bar that she loves anal. Her pussy was dripping wet at this stage. I stuck my cock in and I pumped away for about 5 mins then I grabbed a bottle of lube from the nearby table, smeared it all over my cock and stuck it up her anus.
It was great but problem was I had cum twice already, and four times previous day in Swinger oase zweisplat, so I knew I wouldn't cum easy. Then after about 10 mins of anal I had to let a guy who was pleading with me take over. He had a condom on, and there was a guy next to him also with condom ready and waiting on his member.
Not long after that the Dubai guy came, and then dissappear quickly to the showers, I took his position and lay back for a real long suck while about three more guys fucked her doggy style quickly, most finishing in a few minutes.
She then said she had enough fucking and wanted to be licked more. So we turned it into a 69 position. I was so horny with her big arse covering my whole face. She was sucking and wanking me, while I was fingering her anus Deeply and squeezing her titten with my other hand. I was in heaven swallowing down her juice.
Then at last after about 20 more minutes I felt myself near cumming. She sucked furiously and I came deep into her mouth with a big roar, and she swallowed it down.
It was a fantastic orgasm that really drained me, and left me exhausted. I lay there with my heart pumping and she shouted "LICK ME MORE! WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP?"
But at that stage I was done for and needed to drink water badly. When I climbed out from under her arse there were 3 guys waiting with their dicks ready to pounce on her.
I drank about a liter of water and hit the jacuzzi for 30 mins. I checked back and she still busy sucking and fucking. I had a beer and got talking to another bloke at the bar, then joined him in the smoking room for about 15 mins. It was now midnight and the party was over. I checked the back room again and she was gone, which was a pity because I wanted to propose meeting her the next day, although I had enough sex over the previous 2 days to do me a week!
Anyway that was one of the best and most intense sessions of my life, it was only a pity It was at the end of my two days of fucking.
If it wasn't for her it would have been a mediocre day in Insomnia.
Another great report by Wanking. I hope Amelie will be at the Thursday GB in 2 weeks. Not happy to hear that so few at Insomnia give BBBJ. At the EBW, all except 1 gave BBBJ when I was there.
EscortAddict
05-27-14, 08:51
Arrived at about 11, my first German visit to such a club. Looked like about 5-6 couples, and a few single women, about a dozen single men. 65 euro entry, change in the front hall, didn't really seem to matter what you wore, leave pack with front desk and in you go. Big and spacious place, had a quick walk around, couple of guys doing what appeared to be single (maybe house) girls, a couple playing on the swing, and 2 girls lounging on the centre couch looking bored. Couldn't figure it, lots of these guys sitting awkwardly at the bar, and these 2 alone, one a slightly heavier blonde, the other a cute slim brunette, both quite young. So I sat my ass down next to them and started being polite.
Well they responded, even to old not so trim me. Just because I sat down, and they couldn't hold back their thoughts on the guys that came in drunk and sat expecting attention, or just the non speaking lumps on chairs. The blonde had a lot of experience in local clubs, hangs around the swingarose a lot she says. She started making herself available, and as much as I would have liked to go for the brunette, they didn't play together, and well, bird in hand.
So blonde and I play on the centre couch, but all I wanted was to play with her body and finger her, which she seemed to be fine with. She just seemed to risky to engage in more sex with.
On that, it looked to me like all the sex going on there was bareback. There was the darker black slimmer woman, a lighter black woman with a large booty, and a slimmer shorter attractive German woman (got no names) who did a couple of guys, and they all seemed bareback. Not for me at all, especially as I go on to find that fabulous next LTR in my life, and it is a free choice world, but it seems a bit dodgy, no?
So blonde and I play on the centre couch, but all I wanted was to play with her body and finger her, which she seemed to be fine with. She just seemed to risky to engage in more sex with.
On that, it looked to me like all the sex going on there was bareback. There was the darker black slimmer woman, a lighter black woman with a large booty, and a slimmer shorter attractive German woman (got no names) who did a couple of guys, and they all seemed bareback. Not for me at all, especially as I go on to find that fabulous next LTR in my life, and it is a free choice world, but it seems a bit dodgy, no?Cheers for the report, sounds like the same Blonde I had fun with in March, incredible girl only 18 or maybe 19 years old now. Genuine nymph, if she lost a little weight she would be visually much hotter.
As for bareback, well there probably was some among the couples themselves but its usually covered when sharing with strangers.
Was just digging through Insomnia resident photographer Yoran Neshs site and discovered two girls that were on house duty the day I visited in March. Both only gave average service but the blonde is good looking. http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos.
Also a couple of pics of Hairy Monika from Annie Porsche. She wasnt there that day.
Golda Meir
06-16-14, 08:35
It's classified here as a partytreff. The web site describes a (swingers) club. The pictures that were recently posted here also indicate a club. So what is it? What should one expect from a visit? Are house girls there for sure? Every night? Any recent information would be appreciated.
Also, any help with dress code? Best days of the week for a single man?
It's classified here as a partytreff. The web site describes a (swingers) club. The pictures that were recently posted here also indicate a club. So what is it? What should one expect from a visit? Are house girls there for sure? Every night? Any recent information would be appreciated.
Also, any help with dress code? Best days of the week for a single man?Its a swingers club, with some hired in women on certain days, typically 6 to 8 hired in on a Thursday, maybe 2 on a Sunday night. The service from the hired in ladies doesn't tend to be great but it ensures that all guys get something, although I have had nice times with many.
It is the most active swingers club I have ever been to when it comes to real swingers especially on a Thursday but there is no guarantee the genuine nymphs will show up although they often do.
Thursday is best for single man, black boxers and black vest or t shirt is the dress code.
Read my reports below, I have gone into a lot of detail over the last couple of years and I don't think much has changed.
Check out their webshite http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/.
Golda Meir
06-16-14, 20:29
Check out their webshite http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/.Thanks a lot for both posts, Wanking. I was thinking of going on a Sunday, but I'll see whether I can change it to a Thursday.
The amount of working girls as usual 2 on Sunday and 7-8 on Thursday. No big changes really in ratio etc.
Sunday orgy.
This was the highlight of my German career so to speak. Was busy all night really, was worried as my plane was one hour late and arrived just before 21:00.
2 working girls one seemed to fuck solely with one guy. 4-5 couples, one single lady who dissed me when I talked to her and 15-20 guys, WC soccer but Germany played on Monday. The low amount of guys made it wide open so to speak.
Talked to the free of the two working girls directly after shower and did my usual three second cumming first night in Germany. The girl was understanding and we agreed on seeing again in half an hour.
After half an hour I went back, cuddled a bit but no kissing, BBBJ, licking and sex in different positions on one of the beds by the windows in the big room. After a while she wanted to continue in the room in the back so we went there, dunno why really. Continued fucking in different positions, she was slim and quite loud and sweated a lot so I don't think she was faking, I noticed my cock bottomed out in a way that I haven't done with any girl before. I fucked her quite hard for being me and she seemed to be on the limit to having pains but said keep going and encouraged med to fuck her hard. After a while I noticed we were surrounded by around 10 people watching, 2-3 couples and some dudes. I have no watch but we kept going quite long, half an hour or so then one of the couples joined us on the bed slowly. The female in the couple and me started caressing while I kept going and she was fucked from behind by her dude. As I didn't come and the working girl was kinda used up. So she and the couple lady agreed she would take over. So she started sucking me BBBJ while being fucked. Unfortunately removing the condom just made it for me and I came. I told her it was going to happen so she let me come over my belly.
I guess it's customary when you meet new couples like this you let them decide where the cum goes? I would really like to cum in their mouth or on them but don't know what's customary behavior here.
The working girl for some reason was kinda pissed at me afterwards and didn't talk to me anymore, not on Thursday either. Not sure what was the problem.
An hour later after shower and drinks luck continued. As I walked through the big room a couple just invited me to the backroom, sure! I guess the guy was around 50 and the girl around 35-40. She was obviously attracted to me and we had good sex, she was also very wet, I fucked her while her dude was talking to her. Later on a few other guys joined, mainly one dude who she sucked at the same time she rode me, no DP tho. After two cums in around 1 hr I was kinda used up and softened after half an hour or so I went showering.
Next up was my fave couple from Christmas with the boots (shaved dude and blonde slim short haired girl), they had a male friend and the two guys were working the girl and were kinda open to guests. I approached and got to lick the babe for a while, unfortunately she wasnt as worked up as last time and the dude was talking a lot, we talked for a while and I licked some but after a while they wanted a time out. So I went back to my previous girl.
She was in the gyno chair being fingered by the same dude she was sucking when I was with her. She sucked me while being fingered and fucked. Unfortunately I came after a few minutes, biggest mistake of the evening as the other guy was used up and I would had her for myself the rest of the night. We talked and started kissing and cuddling etc. Unfortunately I was too soft and clock was almost 2 am. We gave up at 1:50 and there weren't much people there so I had to leave.
Very good start of the trip!
I'll write about Thursday which was better than last time I tried it later.
I'd love some info on the Tuesday event International Affairs. If that's like Sundays 2 working girls and random swingers I think I prefer that for Thursday. Perhaps I should e-mail the club and ask? There seem to be a small difference in the dress code but it's still sex party. As I am "international" I might fare quite good there?
The best thing was of course to find a girlfriend / fuckbuddy who is into these kinda clubs.
I'll write about Thursday which was better than last time I tried it later.
Looking forward to it.
Good report on the Sunday. It really is the most active swingers club I've ever been to, and I've been to a few.
Arrived at 15:30 which was probably good as there wasn't 8 girls there at all by then and activities started more as usual at 16:00 or so.
This visit had a an homoerotic ingredient that made it a little unpleasant for me. When I went to the shower I saw there was an old man in black tee / boxers watching by the pool. When I came out to the big room he approached me started talking, saying it was his first visit etc, said he had a chair for me at the bar etc. My gaydar reacted immediately but I couldn't fathom it happened at a Thursday GB at Insomnia (even tho I know HBTQ-stuff happens there of course at it is an openminded place). Actually I am a little openminded too but not with fat guys in their sixties. So in denial I sat by the dude in the bar as I was so surprised and got more confirmation. He was working with massage, said we could try the pool, he could order a drink for me blah blah. So right there right then I knew (paraphrasing Heat) this cat was there for different reasons. Took my my drink said it was nice talkin and went somewhere else. Unfortunately he kinda followed me around and I felt I hadda watch out. He didn't fuck any ladies at all just standing beside real close jerking off, once he came and stood real close to me and a working girl and she asked him if he wanted her to suck him while I fucked her, he declined. I tried to explain to the girl in english but she couldn't understand. All in all a little unpleasant having to deal with this at this place, I am a little too timid to reject people flat out as I should have done here, shoulda told him to stay away in a direct way.
Well around 1600 hrs it all catched up, 7-8 girls, all pretty nice actually, mostly 7/10 level I'd say but some 9's too, some of the actively sought up guys having a break, which got me going again earlier than I thought was possible. The asian girl from Sunday did avoid me today though.
25-30 guys perhaps, 2-3 single ladies, the one from Sunday and another one which I should have approached but I had hands full with working girls anyway and got a little shy with all the german-only speakers. 6-7 couples with 2-3 did some sharing and the rest went totally private.
After 3 days with club visits I was kinda worn, the best way to get it up is to just get in there and let them suck it up. As previous visits I got turned on more when hearing the sounds of moaning and not the darn music and by touching and caressing. This was not real group sex like there were some at my Sunday visit. I also was a little distracted by my meeting with the homodude before and felt I hadda keep him in check all the time.
I did get some BBBJ this night too. Fucked 4 girls but did just cum once, in a very good orgasm though, I usually cum silent but not this time. Had 15-20 min sessions with fucking til softening. My impression was that the working girls were pretty much faking or not even trying besides from one pale skinned slim brunette, hairy Bush, looked like an indie kid from the 90's, unfortunately I never fucked her (softened while tinkering with condoms, got to do some CBJ too next time I think) but got some BBBJ from, I was a little pissed at myself not getting it up properly for her as she was one type I really like.
There was no licking at all this night as all the girls declined that.
Most of the people couldn't speak very much english, actually the prettiest girl I fucked couldn't speak english at all, looked like a latina, small curvy.
All in all a better Thursday than last summer. If I go to Berlin anymore I think I am going to try a Sunday-Tuesday visit or Sunday-Tuesday- Thursday with 2 resting days. Would be very grateful if someone could report on a Tuesday as the concept might fit me more like a glove.
one pale skinned slim brunette, hairy Bush, looked like an indie kid from the 90's, unfortunately I never fucked her (softened while tinkering with condoms, got to do some CBJ too next time I think) but got some BBBJ from, I was a little pissed at myself not getting it up properly for her as she was one type I really like.
There was no licking at all this night as all the girls declined that.
Sounds like the girl with hairy vageena is Hairy Monika. See pic here http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1101-Other-Partytreffs&p=1540734&viewfull=1#post1540734.
As for all house girls refusing DATY, well this is completely unacceptable to me.
During my first few visits since 2012, licking was very welcomed by most girls but there were more genuine nymphs that time in the house girl lineup compared to now.
Only one house girl allowed Daty on my last visit in March. Of you I was lucky to meet a genuine swinger girl who really enjoyed my licking later in the night but there is no guarantee that you will always score with those girls.
Great report again Nordicski.
Sounds like the girl with hairy vageena is Hairy Monika. See pic here http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1101-Other-Partytreffs&p=1540734&viewfull=1#post1540734.
As for all house girls refusing DATY, well this is completely unacceptable to me.
During my first few visits since 2012, licking was very welcomed by most girls but there were more genuine nymphs that time in the house girl lineup compared to now.
Only one house girl allowed Daty on my last visit in March. Of you I was lucky to meet a genuine swinger girl who really enjoyed my licking later in the night but there is no guarantee that you will always score with those girls.
Great report again Nordicski.No licking for me at least with the four I was with. The asian on Sunday was ok with it and when I think of it I saw at least some licking in the snakepit sometimes Personally I like licking but if it's a house girl the likelihood it will do something for her is very small anyway and then it doesn't give me anything anyway. The swinger girl from Sunday was soaking wet, that's another deal.
Looks like I fell for "Hairy Monika".
I was delighted to find these pics on http://www.yoran-nesh.com . He is the insomnia resident photographer.
They are of the lovely Kiahra a house lady I had alot of fun with on previous visits. She has a massive sexy arse.
She has a massive sexy arse.Hers is thee arsche on the right, which I have had thee pleasure of licking a few times!!
https://vimeo.com/documentari/videos/search:insomnia/sort:date
Velo Berlin
08-05-14, 16:50
Here is the pic.Now she's in the Anni Porsche lineup. Don't like her much, bit of an attitude, at least at Anni Porsche.
Cheers,
VeLo BERLIN.
Velo Berlin
08-05-14, 16:53
I was delighted to find these pics on http://www.yoran-nesh.com . He is the insomnia resident photographer.
They are of the lovely Kiahra a house lady I had alot of fun with on previous visits. She has a massive sexy arse.Does she claim to be Italian? I fucked a blonde "Italian" at Insomnia a few months ago, quite kinky too, looks similar but I'm not 100% sure.
Cheers,
VeLo BERLIN.
Does she claim to be Italian? Yeah that's her, I think she is more Romanian than Italian. Very good looking girl though.
TheBadooBoy
08-06-14, 17:38
I'm planning to go there in a few weeks time. On a Tuesday. And I was wondering what crowd is like? I think they usually have an international sex affairs night on Tuesdays. Most of the reviews I've read till now happen either on Thursdays or weekends.
Thanks for your help.
I'm planning to go there in a few weeks time. On a Tuesday. And I was wondering what crowd is like? I think they usually have an international sex affairs night on Tuesdays. Most of the reviews I've read till now happen either on Thursdays or weekends.
Thanks for your help.As you can see in the thread it's Thursdays and Sundays people visits. I am also curous about Tuesdays and would be very grateful for a report too. I hope it's pretty much the same as Sunday orgies but with more foreigners and singles. The prices and the barometer indicates they got house ladies these days like Sundays and that the dress code allows the usual boxers for single guys.
If you can't pick other days anyway I suggest you mail the club and ask about Tuesdays. I have visited a few other clubs in Berlin and Insomnia is by far the best place where most things can happen to the people who are able to catch the moment.
TheBadooBoy
08-09-14, 09:50
As you can see in the thread it's Thursdays and Sundays people visits. I am also curous about Tuesdays and would be very grateful for a report too. I hope it's pretty much the same as Sunday orgies but with more foreigners and singles. The prices and the barometer indicates they got house ladies these days like Sundays and that the dress code allows the usual boxers for single guys.
If you can't pick other days anyway I suggest you mail the club and ask about Tuesdays. I have visited a few other clubs in Berlin and Insomnia is by far the best place where most things can happen to the people who are able to catch the moment.Hi,
I emailed Dominic and will report back if I ever hear something. Regardless, I will visit it in a few weeks and report back in due time. I've noted that I am not the only one in this thread being curious about what happens on a Tuesday.
Anyone interested in going to / or ever been to this party?
Sat 09/06/2014 from 22:00.
Saturday Night Fuck.
Wild orgy. The bacchanatische hard for Singles & Couples.
Progressive trance & House by.
The suitcases boys.
All inclusive. Special party. Registration desirable but dispensable in doubt.
Dress code: Elegant evening wear -Verführerisch. Fetish.
What is it like? Is it worth going around midnight?
What is it like? Is it worth going around midnight?I have not been but its one of the few nights where single guys can go up on the balcony where all the sex happens on swinger nights. This balcony tends not to be used on gangbang Thursday.
It costs 110 euro plus there are apparently some house ladies in attendance, and alot of active swingers I'm told.
It takes place every 2nd Saturday night, and it would be fantastic if you could report as we don't have a report on this particular night.
Yes you do need to wear an erotic / fetish type outfit and not the normal black boxers / black tshirt that are suitable on other nights.
Christian G
08-13-14, 19:24
Intim Dream and SaveGang Bang. De.
Will organize a mega bang at Insomnia Berlin with 16-18 girls included some girls from Spermagames.
http://www.intimdream.com/berlin-charity-mega-gang-bang-16-18-ladies/gangbang-2478
I have not been but its one of the few nights where single guys can go up on the balcony where all the sex happens on swinger nights. This balcony tends not to be used on gangbang Thursday.
It costs 110 euro plus there are apparently some house ladies in attendance, and alot of active swingers I'm told.
It takes place every 2nd Saturday night, and it would be fantastic if you could report as we don't have a report on this particular night.
Yes you do need to wear an erotic / fetish type outfit and not the normal black boxers / black tshirt that are suitable on other nights.I will happily report if I make it. I don't have any type of these clothes but it does say "elegant evening wear" so maybe I'll wear just that.
MandingoBlack
08-15-14, 21:43
I have not been but its one of the few nights where single guys can go up on the balcony where all the sex happens on swinger nights. This balcony tends not to be used on gangbang Thursday.
It costs 110 euro plus there are apparently some house ladies in attendance, and alot of active swingers I'm told.
It takes place every 2nd Saturday night, and it would be fantastic if you could report as we don't have a report on this particular night.
Yes you do need to wear an erotic / fetish type outfit and not the normal black boxers / black tshirt that are suitable on other nights.Hi Wanking,
I have been on the Saturday night fuck. I can confirm that it is the best event at insomnia. I was there in January, people were fucking all over the place including the upstairs section usually reserved for swingers but on that event single guys are allowed. Some pornstars attended that evening too, including the tall GGG pornstar guy with some of the GGG girls. And again if you get there before 12.00 am, you will assist to the alluminati sex ritual, that I really enjoyed, organized by dominique and her girls.
http://www.yoran-nesh.com/event-photos/nggallery/insomnia-2014/saturday-night-fuck-2014/
TheBadooBoy
08-18-14, 16:03
Hi,
I emailed Dominic and will report back if I ever hear something. Regardless, I will visit it in a few weeks and report back in due time. I've noted that I am not the only one in this thread being curious about what happens on a Tuesday.Two weeks and she hasn't replied back, another email Insomnia address that floated around the internet happened to be dead. Will still go ahead with the plan to visit as originally indicated.
TheBadooBoy
09-02-14, 20:33
Jumped straight from the airport to Insomnia. Place is located just outside a tube station exit. Very quiet. Pressed the bell, get changed. Wore only a greyish boxer short but they were fine with it. I stayed only 2 hours (from 6 to 8). Fucked twice, the same house lady, Lara. Like Wanking, I am a big daty fan, so I did her plenty. There were only 2 girls at the beginning and mostly German men. Not a lot of international. When I left, there were a couple. German and a few more girls, likely to be house ones. I tried the jacuzzi and also tried to fuck a big girl, Petra was her name. She came all the way from Switzerland to get her pussy eaten and fucked. It was an enjoyable couple of hours. I paid 75 euros but IMHO, it's more about how you link up with the people there than how many times you fucked. Petra was too big for me and her body made my penis soften plus she would not kiss or do blow jobs. Will I go again, perhaps. The place is very clean, there's nibbles, plenty of drinks and the hostesses are more than willing to give you a good time. If you have any questions, do let me know.
I stayed only 2 hours (from 6 to 8).Pity you couldn't have stayed longer. The place was probably only warming up by 8 pm. Cheers for report anyway.
On Tuesdays, it sounds like another plausible day to visit the place then, almost the same as Sundays. I guess Sundays will draw more people as it is a holliday.
I will try to visit a Saturday night fuck next time. Just got to figure out what to wear to be able to get in there.
TheBadooBoy
09-06-14, 10:52
Made the mistake of going on that day actually. You basically get what you pay for. Which is not a lot. I thought I was lucky not to be turned away (having been provided with a robe). As it turned out, Insomnia turned out to be very busy but with the "wrong crowd". If you want to fuck hot swingers, probably not the place to be on that day I'm afraid, the place looks more like a night EDM club. There was a few old guys with what look like escorts. I did manage to get snogs from 2 of them but not more than that. Maybe I am not adventurous enough or not bold to ask for it. There were a lot of action upstairs but mostly from couples and a pair of lesbians. Also worth mentioning are some very aggressive alpha males who were DTF. Literally approaching every pussy on the dance floor and trying their luck via good old grinding; classic dance floor routines but not really suitable here. Highlight of the night must have been the jacuzzi that I enjoyed on my own for 15 minutes towards the end of my visit. Oh and I also noticed that a girl was offering thai massage services for a tenner at the back. Couldn't be bothered though and now I regret it.
Insomnia turned out to be very busy but with the "wrong crowd". Yeah I visited on this night also sometime last year, not recommended on that night forsure.
Best nights for single guys there.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Every 2nd Saturday, where its Saturday night fuck.
Sunday.
Hi,
I have been to Erlebniswohnung, and while I like the atmosphere, I would prefer more one on one, and, if possible to meet genuine swingers. I also would love DATY which is not very usual at Erlebniswohnung. I am thinking of going to Insomania on a Thursday/Saturday night fuck or a Sunday.
Can anyone tell me if this makes sense or am I going to get the same as at Erlebniswohnung? Any other suggestions. Thanks! I ll put a full report!
Best.
Mr. Styles.
Christian G
09-20-14, 07:03
Hi,
I have been to Erlebniswohnung, and while I like the atmosphere, I would prefer more one on one, and, if possible to meet genuine swingers. I also would love DATY which is not very usual at Erlebniswohnung. I am thinking of going to Insomania on a Thursday/Saturday night fuck or a Sunday.
Can anyone tell me if this makes sense or am I going to get the same as at Erlebniswohnung? Any other suggestions. Thanks! I ll put a full report!
Best.
Mr. Styles.Thursday is a gang bang day (I don't know about Saturday Night Fuck because I never tried). So you'll find some girls from staff, but is also easy to meet single ladies and couples. Usually is a GB action similar to Erlebniswohnung. Anyway could be happen to have a nice private session with single lady or couple in a secluded spot.
However in my opinion, if you love DATY, I think your better choice is some brothel in Berlin or FKK Artemis, where you can have a 1 to1 session with a girl.
Thursday is a gang bang day (I don't know about Saturday Night Fuck because I never tried). So you'll find some girls from staff, but is also easy to meet single ladies and couples. Usually is a GB action similar to Erlebniswohnung. Anyway could be happen to have a nice private session with single lady or couple in a secluded spot.
However in my opinion, if you love DATY, I think your better choice is some brothel in Berlin or FKK Artemis, where you can have a 1 to1 session with a girl.When I was in Hoormany a couple of weeks ago, a guy asked me about the Thursday GB in Insomnia. I told him that as of my last couple of visits the service had gone down hill from the house girls, mostly mechanical, 'don't touch here, don't touch there, no Licky, no bare sucky'.
Yes the Swingers can be great when they arrive, but its often in the evening when I have shot my jizz a few times with the house girls.
Still its decent there for 90 yoyo for an all day experience.
The resident photographer has given his website makeover. Njoy http://yoran-nesh.com/?page_id=47..
My favourite pornographer of all time visited Insomnia during the Venus erotic fair weekend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stagliano.
More pics here http://yoran-nesh.com/?page_id=4117.
Hehe a man after my own heart, seemed to be just walking up to women and licking their bums!!
RandomTraveler
01-18-15, 02:24
Thanks for telling about the updated gallery!
Is this from Insomnia? Never been yet, but I thought I recognized the hostess from the pictures. They might say something about it in the vid, but I have no sound on pc ATM.
http://www.tubecup.com/videos/58537/berlin-fuckfest/
Christian G
01-18-15, 14:12
Thanks for telling about the updated gallery!
Is this from Insomnia?
http://www.tubecup.com/videos/58537/berlin-fuckfest/Yes, this one too http://www.xvideos.com/video4233537/fashionistas_safado_berlin_scene_4_fh.
RandomTraveler
01-18-15, 16:44
Thanks Christian G.
Seems to be a lot of bareback action, but I suppose it's because they're filming. I'm going there February 12th, and I'm doing some research to be properly prepared. All your reports really helps, so thank you.
What I've learned by reading your reports so far:
1- If you casually go over to a woman and lick their bums, you will be photographed and written about at ISG.
2- BBBJ is less common than we would like.
3- Watch out for fat guys in their sixties as they can follow you around and make the evening more homoerotic than one would prefer.
4- Check the couches in the smoking ares regularly, as you might find 10€ notes.
5- Anal sex is awesome, but somehow wanking is one of the few that actually manages to pull that off in Insomnia. Kudos to him.
Is this from Insomnia? Never been yet, but I thought I recognized the hostess from the pictures. They might say something about it in the vid, but I have no sound on pc ATM.
http://www.tubecup.com/videos/58537/berlin-fuckfest/Excellent vid, I just watched it in its entirety and had two mighty wanks.
Yes this is Insomnia, and its only a pity the Thursday GBs are not bareback like this.
RandomTraveler
01-23-15, 19:10
Excellent vid, I just watched it in its entirety and had two mighty wanks.
Yes this is Insomnia, and its only a pity the Thursday GBs are not bareback like this.You and your teenage libido beat me with one. And mine wasn't even that mighty. I'm starting to get old apparently.
Every time I read one of your reports, and watch the ads for AO parties and so on, I'm totally motivated, and dead set to join a bareback party on my next visit to Germany. I load up a vid, have a wank, and then immediately reconsider my decision. I really want to, at least when I'm horny enough, but scared shitless at the same time. Me and the missus have an open relationship, but if I bring back any STDs, all hell will break loose.
Still, I'm going to the Thursday GB February 12th to check it out.
Visited last Thursday. 4-5 house girls One independent lady few swinger couples but only one active sharing. Mostly Bulgarian house ladies with one dark haired girl with good figure. Mostly covered BJ's which I find not too bad as too many uncovered can lead to chuncks being removed from my dick. Other visits have been beter but still was enjoyable. You always look out for some unusual sight which I remember from a previous visit. Two chaps were very active with house girls but would lower their shorts to above their knees while hammering the ladies. I asked one where he was from and he replied Israel. I assume they were Jew or Muslim so I wonder does not taking off your shorts completely have any religious significence. If it has I would consider a religion change if another religion would save from the fires of hell if I kept my shorts above my knees while screwing.
Talking to independent lady (nearly forty I would guess) who was friendly and another punter from UK. Both indicated that every first Saturday of month there is a party which is much better than Thursday event. Anybody attended this?
Thursdays can be hit and miss only consulstion is if event is poor you can always sit a bar and grin at yourself in the large mirrows while you can become increasingly more intoxictated.
Visited last Thursday. 4-5 house girls One independent lady few swinger couples but only one active sharing. Thats a lowish number of house ladies, they call them in depending on the number of guys who show up.
Was the single lady active??
RandomTraveler
01-30-15, 22:39
If it has I would consider a religion change if another religion would save from the fires of hell if I kept my shorts above my knees while screwing.I am part of that particular religious dogma. We believe that impotent jealous squirrels will bite your nuts off if they catch you balls deep into a woman. And as we all know, the only way to protect ones nuts against vindictive rodents is to quickly pull your shorts back on.
4-5 house girls doesn't sound too bad if the numbers of punters are low. How many male guests were there?
Why would swingers go to a gangbang, if they won't share? Voyeurism I suppose. But still! Makes me sad.
Thats a lowish number of house ladies, they call them in depending on the number of guys who show up.
Was the single lady active??Yes available to anyone. While I was on couch with one house lady the UK guy he was fingering her and she had a very large squirt. You don't usually see this. At least she wiped it up herself.
RandomTraveler.
How many male guests were there? Varies with time- I would say from 10 t0 25.
Why would swingers go to a gangbang, if they won't share? Voyeurism I suppose. But still! Makes me sad. - Yes there are a lot of exhibitionists at these events. Some couples only watch some like being watched but do not share, some share fully and some partially share. Partially sharers are the worst as it deflates your ego if you are watching some guy and you are patiently waiting your turn and the lady makes eye contact with you and slowly shakes her head. But that is life grab a house lady.
MandingoBlack
02-09-15, 00:31
Talking to independent lady (nearly forty I would guess) who was friendly and another punter from UK. Both indicated that every first Saturday of month there is a party which is much better than Thursday event. Anybody attended this?I am sure they were talking about the "Saturday fuck night party" . I have attended it and I think it is very good night, but on the other side it will help if you are a little bit attractive as a lot of couples and some single ladies attend it. If you properly check on this thread you will find more information about it but once more it costs 120 Euros if you are a single man.
Dark Vader
02-10-15, 00:31
Slow start but warmed up later on in the evening. On arrival at 14:30 there was only 1 house girl there for around 5 punters but another girl arrived around 14:45 and it eventually peaked at 7 house girls two of whom I recognized from my previous visit here 6 months ago. Most of the house girls were fairly average in looks but three were fairly hot and one of the average ones who was a little porky had a redeeming feature with her enormous GG tits.
Peak period was between 17:00 and 20:00.
3 single ladies attended and 5 private couples. Most of the couples were a waste of space either keeping to themselves or offering up to just a select few. One of the couples (who actually turned out to be just "good" friends) were really stellar! They were a young English speaking pair and the lady was really up for playing and put on quiet a show.
The real stars of the evening though were the 3 amateur ladies two of whom made their intent clear when immediately on arrival sat on the gynie char and set their "stall" out and taking on all cummers. One of them stayed almost the whole evening and I fucked both of them twice.
Unfortunately John Thomas wasn't on best form and so I couldn't really make the most of the evening but I reckon I got my 90 bucks worth.
I am sure they were talking about the "Saturday fuck night party" . I have attended it and I think it is very good night, but on the other side it will help if you are a little bit attractive as a lot of couples and some single ladies attend it. If you properly check on this thread you will find more information about it but once more it costs 120 Euros if you are a single man.I have checked this thread and there is reference to a Sat night party. But as I said it has to be the party that takes place once a month on 1st Sat of month (Wanking said 2nd Saturday). So next parties will be on 7th March and 4th April. It shows more clearly on http://www.berlinintim.de/insomnia-berlin.html rather than their ow site. Was it a first Sat party you attended?. Regarding being a little attractive I fail dismally under that category being old fat and ugly so I may have to resort to grinning at my self in the mirror with the help of some good German beer if unsuccessful.
The real stars of the evening though were the 3 amateur ladies two of whom made their intent clear when immediately on arrival sat on the gynie char and set their "stall" out and taking on all cummers. One of them stayed almost the whole evening and I fucked both of them twice.
The Swinging scene in Berlin really is active, and I'm looking forward to getting back there in early summer. Good update DV.
Swingeroase Zweisplat on a Wednesday is also a reasonable Gangbang.
Plus Ladies night in Spurbar on a Monday is supposed to be good..
http://swingeroase-zwiespalt.de/events.htm
http://spuerbar-berlin.de/partys/ladysnight.html
RandomTraveler
02-12-15, 22:10
First time at Insomnia, so I didn't know what to expect. Arrived at 16.00 today where three house girls were active on the mat. I agree with Dark Vader on the relatively slow start, and the rate of hot vs average looking girls. The action progressed from arrival, and peaked between 19-21.
Banged 7 of the house girls, there were two more that entered the stage as I left at 21.00. There were two girls who was in the BBW category, and the least ethnic one was unstoppable. All the girls took breaks every 30 minutes or so, and got back on the mat 15 minutes later, but the BBW kept going for hours. I saw her taking only one break from the action the five hours I was there. And she gave a great BBBJ as well. A true nympho by the looks of it.
Only one single lady as far as I could tell, but then again, I could barely tell that she was a woman.
Four couples, and only one couple seem to be doing any sharing in public. One of the couples asked me to join them behind the curtain in the closed off area, but I just had my second and last cum for the evening, so I couldn't for the life of me perform.
Some house girls were mechanical, but there were some gems there as well that really enjoyed what they were doing. Especially the BBW and a hottie named Gabbie.
What I really liked about Insomnia vs EW, was that the girls were easier to talk to in the breaks IMO. The conversations in between made the sex better. Who would have thought, starting conversations and smiling actually makes a difference.
Neurosynth
02-13-15, 00:21
When you say "conversations" are these in German or English?
RandomTraveler
02-13-15, 00:47
When you say "conversations" are these in German or English?I speak English, and they speak Germlish. Some of them, both punters and girls know enough English to converse about the weather, the evening so far, and fucking. I'd avoid bio chemistry or ancient philosophy as topics, to name a few.
Only one single lady as far as I could tell, but then again, I could barely tell that she was a woman.
Cheers for the report. Darkvader had a better party than Randy Traveler, but that's just the nature of it.
Also I think many single women who swing go through phases of it. Its hard to beat meeting a genuine single woman in a swingers club, because she actually wants to be there.
Any of you guys who have been to Thursday GB recently, were any of the house hoors allowing DATY??
RandomTraveler
02-13-15, 21:57
Any of you guys who have been to Thursday GB recently, were any of the house hoors allowing DATY??The chubby, unstoppable, cock choker received DATY from a couple of guys I noticed. Didn't go there myself. One of the hotties did as well. Or maybe the guy only went down for a long sniff, hard to tell.
Ken_Apples
02-13-15, 23:35
Also I think many single women who swing go through phases of it. Its hard to beat meeting a genuine single woman in a swingers club, because she actually wants to be there.Not sure if my reply is in the appropriate section, but take it for what it is.
As have been living together with a active swinger woman, and beeing on the "inside" of the couple / swinger world, I can confirm that is goes in phases.
Sometimes very active, and sometimes just playing at home like any "normal" couple would do. In fact, the whole "swinger community" in any given city, is moving in phases.
Sometimes there is a lot of activities, and sometimes there is really quiet for months.
So moral of the story? -If you find yourself in a dead swingerclub, with no action. Just don't write it off, because that quiet night. Try a month or two later, and things might have changed.
Also, sometimes you see couples that play for themself. When the man is spent, she usually got energy to go for some more, so after their session is when you want to flirt, not before their session.
Oh, and if you can bring a women yourself, even if she is fat or if she is 10-15 years older than you, that will also open alot of doors. When you bring a woman, it's a complete different game.
Just some first hand intel from the trenches.
Good Luck to all, Ken Apples.
The chubby, unstoppable, cock choker received DATY from a couple of guys I noticed. Didn't go there myself. One of the hotties did as well. Or maybe the guy only went down for a long sniff, hard to tell.Was she a blonde German girl about 20 years old??
There was a nymph of that description who was visting alot when I was last there, a year ago. She had been thinking about going on the payroll since Dominque kept offering her a job, and she needed the money since she was unemployed and living with her mum. She reckoned the house girl rate of 30 euro per hour was shit!!
Good post Ken Apples...
RandomTraveler
02-14-15, 18:59
Was she a blonde German girl about 20 years old??
There was a nymph of that description who was visting alot when I was last there, a year ago. She had been thinking about going on the payroll since Dominque kept offering her a job, and she needed the money since she was unemployed and living with her mum. She reckoned the house girl rate of 30 euro per hour was shit!!
Good post Ken Apples...Fits the description. Some of the regulars said she was a true nympho, and I believed them. Didn't get to ask her about her living situation, and I doubt she could give a coherent answer with my balls in her mouth, but they did the right thing in offering her a job I think.
I didn't mean to come across as I didn't enjoy my stay, because I did. And I take your point Ken Apples. Good post.
Fits the description. Some of the regulars said she was a true nympho, and I believed them. Ah she was fantastic, long blonde hair and pretty face. I gave her big arse a good licking at the bar and then did her bareback in both holes while she was bent over blowing another dude in the back room. I'm well horny thinking about her now.
Im hoping to go back there around June, I hope shes still there..
RandomTraveler
02-14-15, 22:07
Ah she was fantastic, long blonde hair and pretty face. I gave her big arse a good licking at the bar and then did her bareback in both holes while she was bent over blowing another dude in the back room. I'm well horny thinking about her now.
Im hoping to go back there around June, I hope shes still there..Damn, I only went for two holes, should have gone for a hat-trick. But come to think about it, this girl wasn't proper blonde. Apparently I missed that bit in your post. She might have dyed her hair. No carpet, so couldn't tell if it matched the drapes. At least you got horny by the thought of her, so that ought to count for something.
Member #4309
03-21-15, 19:00
Ah she was fantastic, long blonde hair and pretty face. I gave her big arse a good licking at the bar and then did her bareback in both holes while she was bent over blowing another dude in the back room. I'm well horny thinking about her now.
Im hoping to go back there around June, I hope shes still there..I plan to go here in June as well. Would be fun to meet up / team up.
I plan to go here in June as well. Would be fun to meet up / team up.Yes hopefully, have you picked your dates yet??
Member #4309
03-21-15, 21:06
Yes hopefully, have you picked your dates yet??Nothing final, but the plan is second week. On 13th there is a mydirty-porndate event that I am looking forward to. I am a sucker for private porn.
I went to the gangbang last Thur 19 Mar. This was my first time in Insomnia, I have however been to ERW a few times, and FKK Artemis many times before.
I paid E90 to the lady at the reception and left all my clothes (incl wallet in pocket) with her, no problem when I collected at the end of the night. I was there from approx just after 2 pm when it opened to near midnight when it closed.
Overall I had a great time, I had BJ and CFS with nearly all the house girls there at some point, there was three swinging couples there later but I didn't find any of those women attractive. The food there is nothing special but it is included in the price so I can't complain really. Beer is also included in the price aswell, I had about 6 Becks during the course of the night.
My only complaint about this place, and unfortunately for me it is a pretty big issue, is that except for 2 girls, all the other girls insisted on CBJ instead of BBJ. I really like BBJ and it's standard in the likes of ERW and Artemis. Because of this issue I may not return. If this isn't an issue for you, then I have no problem recommending as everything else was good such as standard of facilities, attractive girls, friendly staff. I just wish they didn't have this CBJ policy.
Cheers, Mac75.
RandomTraveler
03-24-15, 09:55
My only complaint about this place, and unfortunately for me it is a pretty big issue, is that except for 2 girls, all the other girls insisted on CBJ instead of BBJ.Thanks for the report man! And I totally agree with you concerning the CBJ.
I have a quick question:
I am going to the Saturday Night Fuck party April 4th, where they have a dress code. I have been to gangbangs before, but this is a different matter. Can anyone give me examples of what: "Sexy" "sinful" and "obscene" might be? I kind of get the "Obscene" bit, but I would rather go for the "sexy" or "sinful" thingy. Any tips?
I am going to the Saturday Night Fuck party April 4th, where they have a dress code. I have been to gangbangs before, but this is a different matter. Can anyone give me examples of what: "Sexy" "sinful" and "obscene" might be? I kind of get the "Obscene" bit, but I would rather go for the "sexy" or "sinful" thingy. Any tips?.
Any type of sexy costume will probably do. I reckon if you just wore a black vest with no underwear and maybe some sort of boots that might do. Regular black teeshirt and boxers isn't acceptable on this night apparently, although I got away with it on a Friday night last year. I was also told you can rent an erotic costume there for a few euros!
Look forward to your report on this particular night.
Good report there Mac.
RandomTraveler
04-04-15, 19:14
I feel overwhelmed by my own cleverness here. I am going to SNF at Insomnia tonight, and have booked a hotel nearby. Almost on top of it actually.
Hotel Alt Tempelhof. Not too expensive, restaurants nearby, and less than three minutes walk to Insomnia. Just a tip for those who doesn't want to book a taxi 3 o clock in the morning.
I feel overwhelmed by my own cleverness here. I am going to SNF at Insomnia tonight, and have booked a hotel nearby. Almost on top of it actually.Hope you had a good time.
https://vimeo.com/77273752
Hope you had a good time.Random Traveler.
Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?
Rgds.
Ilink.
Random Traveler.
Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?
Rgds.
Ilink.There is no guarantee of entry on Saturday night there, so maybe he wasn't allowed in.
RandomTraveler
04-26-15, 20:19
Random Traveler.
Any report on your Saturday visit to Insomnia as I was thinking of paying a visit. You seem to have disappeared or were you rumbled by your girlfriend or wife?
Rgds.
Ilink.No rumbling by anyone Have been offline the last three weeks because of, well, reasons.
I visited Insomnia April 4th for the SNF, and I have some mixed feeling about my experience.
To get the most of the night, I arrived at eleven o'clock, well in time for the midnight ritual I've heard so much about.
Payment and change of clothes went painlessly, and the girl at the counter was very helpful and friendly. I wore pinstripe tux pants, no underwear and a black leather west, in case you're interested. And some additional gadgets and bling to kink it up a bit. Dominique gave me complements all evening about my outfit, so I guess it worked out. (or she was being sarcastic, in which case, she is awefully good at it).
The first thing that hit me when entering the club was how loud the music was. I probably sound like an old grunt, but I am in the lower thirties, and I play in a rock band, so I should know a thing or two about loud music. But the music here was LOUD! Not unbearable in itself, but made it close to impossible to have a conversation with anyone. As the night went by, I got in contact with a girl from the UK, and managed to have some decent conversation with her, but talking to the native germans, who mostly have poor english skills, it was hopeless. (I hope I don't offend anyone, but germans, in my experience, aren't the best english speakers).
So I grabbed a drink, and waited for half an hour for the midnight ritual. It was worth the wait! Dominique and the house ladies got on top of the podium and the show began. As it was easter themed, there were a lot of rabbit ears, baskets of eggs and vegetables which were used (or abused, it depends on how you view it). Half was through the show, the house girls (three of them) got down on all four, and revealed a shiny chain dangling from there pussies. Dominique then gave them a yank, and golden eggs came popping out. It probably sounds ridiculous, but it really was a great show.
At the end of the show, Dominique led one of the house girls over to the bed in the middle of the room, grabbed a male guest that seemed to be single, and ordered him to fuck her. And he did. I took my pants off and jumped right in to the mix. There where four house girls in total, and they all seemed eager to please. I don't think they were acting mechanical at all, despite what many have claimed. They did rush it a bit though. When I first got down with the readhead, she wanked me stiff, gave me a condom to put on, and fucked me senseless. I popped after maybe 4 minutes. She didn't even wait for me to pull out before she was looking for her next victim. But it's a gangbang, so what could I expect. In all, a pretty good session.
I grabbed a drink, and waited for the next round (which started upstairs without me knowing). Half of the maybe 100 people there where fucking their brains out, in the corners, on different beds, behind closed curtains or in the shower. A lot of fucking. Only two or three swinger couples were sharing, which was disappointing. However, one guy, fully dressed, didn't seem to do any fucking at all. He was holding his chained up wife on a bed, and told everyone she was open for serving. "Arche ist also möglich" he said. And I did. Also a nice experience.
That was my second and last session that night.
I think Saturday Night Fuck is pretty great. I liked the vibe and the hospitality from the management. The quality and service of the house girls were also pretty good imo. Not a 10, but maybe 7, which isn't more than one can expect. I think if you speak german, and have more ways with words than me, you can get some good action from the swinger couples as well. SNF is not for me, but I think most people would consider the evening a great experience.
I kind of rushed through my review, here, so please ask if you have any questions.
I kind of rushed through my review, here, so please ask if you have any questions.Well thanks for the review, how many real single ladies apart from the 4 house girls??
RandomTraveler
05-04-15, 01:00
Well thanks for the review, how many real single ladies apart from the 4 house girls??I saw only three which without a doubt were there by themselves. Could have been more, but I can't confirm it.
I just have a look on this site;.
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/club.html?type=team
Is any of this is ladies partying or beocme a house girl??
Thanks.
I just have a look on this site;.
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/club.html?type=team
Is any of this is ladies partying or beocme a house girl??
Thanks.http://yoran-nesh.com/index.php/nggallery/insomnia-2015-1/saturday-night-fuck-2015?page_id=47
I have seen quite a few young German girls are partying in Insomnia Thursday party. I remember their names, Jossi, Gills (or soemthing like that), Vanessa. These girls are dead georgeous. Are they house girls or single girls looking for fun??
How to differentiate between house girls and single girls in the party??
Insomnia have updated their site and Its a good job.
Click here http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/partys_party-detail.html?id=99 and you will see Registrations on the right hand site in the Drop down box "Anmeldungen". Its easy to Register on the site, and then click on the Different women and see their pics. Stella, Gosia etc.
This is Jossy, a real german nympho, stunner, body to die for (180 cm). She looks much better in flesh.
http://postimg.org/image/n9k9wrotn/cc7b6e87/
I had a plessure to lick her fanny and ass in Insomnia Thursday GB party.
You can now register for the new improved site http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/.
Then log in and see what girls will attend each party.
Tomorrow some ladies I have had the pleasure of over the last few years will attend, and I believe they have been missing a while.
Mandee, Spacy and Lara are all genuinely horny women who all used to love being licked, and did bare blows. Gloria with massive tits gives good service too.
I skipped insomnia on my recent Berlin trip but I might go back next time if the old Nymphs are going to be there. There are also younger better looking girls attending but they tend to be CBJ and NO DATY.
Its cool the way you can log in and see what girls are attending the parties now.
These ladies are registered for next Thursdays party. Anyone going?
These ladies are registered for next Thursdays party. Anyone going?What is good about Insomnia Thursday GB party is the atmosphere and there are several girls available at once.
Some pics from the recent Saturday night fuck. I believe that the two blondes are genuine single girls and not house ladies. Did they fuck there? Hard to know but maybe. Two lovely looking girls regardless. The dark haired girl in the middle works there.
More here http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/galerie_slider.html?type=party&startid=252&back=galerie.html&seite=1.
The Thursday gang bang price has risen a fiver, now 95.
RandomTraveler
09-07-15, 17:12
The Thursday gang bang price has risen a fiver, now 95.And with the euro rising, we're getting more expensive puntang by the minute!
I am going to this event at Insomnia.
http://www.insomnia-berlin.de/partys_party-detail.html?id=203
Anyone knows what I should expect? Is it a regular gangbang, with some excuse for a experimental theme? Like one girl sitting in the shower all night getting paid to be peed on? I have absolutely no clue at all.
Anyone knows what I should expect? Is it a regular gangbang, with some excuse for a experimental theme? Like one girl sitting in the shower all night getting paid to be peed on? I have absolutely no clue at all.Just regular Thursday party ID say.
RandomTraveler
09-07-15, 21:16
Just regular Thursday party ID say.Works for me (as long as I can find some bbj-action) Thanks man.
Hi guys.
Anybody can recommend other places in Berlin which have Insomnia concept. Some places with working girls, swingers, sometimes single ladies and tolerant to English speakers?
Still great there but its now covered blows across the board even with some of the "single" women. There were a couple of single women sucking bare but I missed out on them. Plus it really was a complete cock fest, but it was still easy to get in on the action with the house women. On the plus side, about 1/2 of the 10 house women allowed DATY.
Single women.
There were two single women who were available to everyone more or less. A German or Polish girl in her mid 30's, voluptuous with small tits, who speaks great English. She fucked on the Gyno chair alot but wouldn't allow DATY and would only do covered blows. Her service was just similar to the house girls really.
The other Single lady I had fun with was Verena, a German brunette with huge titten who likes to get drunk. She also likes to squirt, and I enjoyed a massive squirt into my mouth from her, same as 2 years previously with her. We were at the bar, Jerboa was also there along with a few others. I got her to sit on a bar stool and I buried my face in her pussy, and made her gush with my licking. She absolutely drenched me, I swallowed loads of it, and got my hair completely drenched in her pussy juice. It wasn't [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) either because I know the difference at this stage hehe. Jerboa gave her a good rogering near the end of night. She's a friendly lady who speaks great English also. : LOL: : dance: : yahoo: : drinks: : crazy: : wacko:
A couple with a short haired brunette arrived in, she took a big bukakke load all over her face. I know Steve got in on that session.
There were couples and single ladys who didn't stay too long, but who offered some very intense GB action. One very blonde among them who I didn't get near unfortunately. When the club is in full 'swing' it feels like a sexual theme park, there is so much going on. : dancegirl:
Stand out house women.
YOUNG GINA.
I had been lusting after her for months just after seeing this one pic of her on the clubs site. When I told her that she was amused. She was very friendly, good attitude and speaks good English, especially for a Bulgarian. She is a chubby little lady with fine big arse and perky little titties. My outstanding memory is her standing on the podium bent right over, and my face buried in her big arse.
BEYONCE.
Another one with a good attitude who made me cum nicely. Pussy got wet, and smelt great. Lovely sized tits aswell. Had a really long session with her.
GRUMPY BLONDE.
I can't find her pics on the site. She's been there a few years. She only does fuck and blowjob, and doesn't allow DATY or even rubbing her pussy or arsehole. Still her covered blows are very good for covered blows, and her oily wanks are even better. She has a really cracking looking arse and legs.
By and large the house girls were friendly enough, and offered ok service with condoms all round.
Food was spag bol, plus boiled eggs, salad and cake. Just about keeps you from starving to death. There is a good chicken fast food joint across the road called Risa chicken. Insomnia will give you a passout for an hour if you want to get something to eat or whatever.
I surely look forward to going back there.
Still great there but its now covered blows across the board even with some of the "single" women. Plus it really was a complete cock fest
By and large the house girls were friendly enough, and offered ok service with condoms all round.
Food was spag bol, plus boiled eggs, salad and cake. Just about keeps you from starving to death. There is a good chicken fast food joint across the road called Risa chicken. Insomnia will give you a passout for an hour if you want to get something to eat or whatever.
I surely look forward to going back there.The undisputed master of the trip report is back and no one tells it like you do, Sir WKing.
Ever the salesman, but no amount of sweet talking is going to get me to go to a place where the only bare bone in sight is across the road at the local chicken shop.
But you describe it so well it feels like I have already been there.
Ever the salesman, but no amount of sweet talking is going to get me to go to a place where the only bare bone in sight is across the road at the local chicken shop.
Hahaha.
The over use of Condoms is just pathetic there, and so many guys there seem to just love putting them on. The provided condoms are the heavy cheapo London brand which I hate. Next time I'm going to bring a few Durex thins with me. Ill try find underwear with a little pocket so I can carry them.
Similar report to Wankings, me and my buddy Steve were on a trip to Berlin, Steve and I arrived at the door just after 2 pm, paid our 95 and undressed, like most of these gangbang parties you either wear boxers or a towel. Went upstairs where all the action happens, fairly big dance floor with a bar and playrooms and a jacuzzi off of it.
We took a seat at the bar and had a drink from the cute barmaid, it wasn't long till one then another house girls took to the large mattress in the middle of the dance floor, there was a German brunette and a black girl with a nice body, I went to see this black girl, said she was Jamaican, yeah right and I'm from Mongolia, covered oral and a decent shag, not bad. Took a rest at the bar, then had a soak in the whirlpool.
Two pairs of couples arrived, a short haired brunette early 30's with a fit body, and a curvy blonde 40's, they were watching the action on the mattress, then the short haired brunette couple got on one of the beds to the side of the floor, and were surrounded by guys, the male of the couple was shagging her, while she was sucking the cocks of the guys, one of which was our Steve, the jammy git, I never got a look in, but that's how it goes, slutty cock hungry women like this are similar to buses, there will always be another along in 10 minutes LOL. : the And there was, as several other couples continued to turn up, and a couple of single females too.
Single Females.
There was a Polish single lady there, who apparently is a regular visitor to the club, and spoke good English, she spent a lot of time on the gyno chair getting fucked by the guys, for us short arses could do with a box to stand on, the sex swing I could reach her pussy, so gave her a seeing to, she wasn't selective and played with everyone, the other single lady there was a curvy 40's brunette with big busens called V, she was a nympho, who loved getting shagged and a glass of wine, as WK said in his report, he gave her a licking at the bar, and she drenched him, It was really funny, WK came up like a drowned rat! : the And a big puddle on the floor.
Later at the end of the night she was squirting again in the playroom, mop and bucket please LOL, V is another regular visitor to the club, and she asked me to come back with her that coming Saturday to Insomnia.
Couples.
There were a few couples there, one couple was a a old guy with a young 20 yr old? Girl, she was very pretty, and so as soon as they went to a playroom there was a big crowd round her, I got in by her on the mattress, she was wanking our cocks but didn't give BJs, a few guys did manage to fuck her, Including our Steve, but he did note she had no expression at all while being shagged, maybe it was a power thing for her master to let guys shag her, but not to make any sound or expression, they left fairly soon after.
But while in the playroom a sexy blonde MILF came in, she wanted guys spunk, so she knelt down naked on the floor, and guys were shooting cum all over her, the horny * I got in there and managed to dodge the flying spunk, it's a occupational hazard at one of these parties, she didn't seem to suck any cocks, and didn't get fucked, Steve told me he'd seen her in the club before, and shagged her, so she does play, sometimes the couples let you shag them others only sucking or a wank.
The house girls weren't bad, but they don't excite me much, as they just seem to go through a program, but good that single males can be guaranteed a shag. The buffet upstairs was good, and the free bar was great, only spirits were chargeable, so I introduced Steve to a wheat beer, : drinks: nice to take a seat at the bar with a bier, and watch the dirty action. Steve left at around 9 pm If I remember, obviously shagged out LOL, Wanking and myself stayed on, he went at about 11 pm, and the club had thinned out, V myself and another local guy were left at the bar, my plan was to leave at midnight, and jump on the you-bahn back to my hotel, but apparently I was told that they had closed the you-bahn early for work, but luckily V said no problem she'd drop me off, I obviously must of impressed her with my shagging LOL, she dropped me off at the Zoo (she must of thought I was a cheeky monkey) and I got the bus back.
So Insomnia lived up to the hype, similar to other swinger clubs I've attended that hold gangbang events, but the Berliners do seem more liberal, with single females who like to get fucked, and friendly couples, the free bar was a big bonus, some clubs I've been to charge a quid for a coke. : drinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gXfGLDW3ns.
But what is it with all the covered oral? You might think it's a house rule, as even female guests covered cocks for oral, you rarely get genuine swingers doing covered oral.
These pics from recent Saturday night fuck in insomnia, but that tasty young burd was a house lady at the party I was at with Steve and Jerboa. The rules seemed to be different for her than the rest of the house girls in that she could pick and choose who she wanted to fuck! Still a super sexy young lady with a cracking arse.
Great report there Jerboa!!
I'm not sure, but from what I heard she used to be a house girl, but now attends as a single female, so that would explain her being selective, I don't see Dominique paying her for half a job.
These pics from recent Saturday night fuck in insomnia, but that tasty young burd was a house lady at the party I was at with Steve and Jerboa. The rules seemed to be different for her than the rest of the house girls in that she could pick and choose who she wanted to fuck! Still a super sexy young lady with a cracking arse.
Great report there Jerboa!!In my personal experience in Insomnia, Stella also start behaving like that. She just cherry picks up the guy she likes and other horny guys get fucked up. AFAIK she is a house girl.
I could understand fully if this was a swinger night in one of Insomnia swingers parties, but this is an orgy party and/or GB party.
I am not sure whether there was a stupid house rule in Insomnia like this.
But whatever they have decided, if there are more house girls doing this and continue as such, I think there will be more punters like me will stop visiting insomnia. You could esily see the sign of disappoinment from the guys in that night.
What's the face control at this club like? Essentially will a mid 40's Irish looking man gain entry? Looking at the pictures on their site, there doesn't seem to be many mongers there!
No control at all. Any decent guy who play by rule is welcome. I have seen there are few guys in their 60's. So in your case of course you will gain entry, no doubt about it. Keep in mind you are paying, it is not free.
In general in its Thursday GB party most of the house girls will response to any guys who approach them so still good in this sense. But there are quite a few house girls just cherry picks the guys she likes and if the guy she does not like approach her she just moves away.
If you see there are not many people this is because they avoid taking picture of visitors for obvious reason. Imagine if your picures appears in Insomnia website and someone is downloading the picture and put it everywhere on the web.
What's the face control at this club like? Essentially will a mid 40's Irish looking man gain entry? Looking at the pictures on their site, there doesn't seem to be many mongers there!
Wolvenvacht
10-13-15, 22:48
In my personal experience in Insomnia, Stella also start behaving like that. She just cherry picks up the guy she likes and other horny guys get fucked up. AFAIK she is a house girl.
I could understand fully if this was a swinger night in one of Insomnia swingers parties, but this is an orgy party and/or GB party.
I am not sure whether there was a stupid house rule in Insomnia like this.
But whatever they have decided, if there are more house girls doing this and continue as such, I think there will be more punters like me will stop visiting insomnia. You could esily see the sign of disappoinment from the guys in that night.Actually, the lady will always have a choice and can refuse anyone at her discretion. If not, it would be sexual slavery and you woudn't want that, would you?
Actually, the lady will always have a choice and can refuse anyone at her discretion. If not, it would be sexual slavery and you woudn't want that, would you?
Well, I agree with you but not to an extreme degree if you are getting paid. I wonder if you ever come to a GB party, where you ever see house girls cherry pick where they just pick up, young, fit, good looking blokes. For this I believe they could come to a swinger party as a single girl where they do not get paid and therefore they are free to have fun to whoever they want. They always have the choice to accept the house rule or to walk away. They always have a choice to come as freelancers or house girls where they get paid.
It is not uncommon therefore widely acceptable by the customers if the girls refuse a guy who are rude, pushy, do not play by the rule, they have been told not to do this, do not touch this, etc. but still do.
One of the main reason the people in their 50s, 60s, biggies, not good looking people or the like are willing to pay to get entry to this sort of premises is to have party with someone they could not get or difficult to get in their real life.
The word slave here is used very inappropriately to an extreme degree.
Well, I agree with you but not to an extreme degree if you are getting paid. I wonder if you ever come to a GB party, where you ever see house girls cherry pick where they just pick up, young, fit, good looking blokes. For this I believe they could come to a swinger party as a single girl where they do not get paid and therefore they are free to have fun to whoever they want. They always have the choice to accept the house rule or to walk away. They always have a choice to come as freelancers or house girls where they get paid.
It is not uncommon therefore widely acceptable by the customers if the girls refuse a guy who are rude, pushy, do not play by the rule, they have been told not to do this, do not touch this, etc. but still do.
One of the main reason the people in their 50s, 60s, biggies, not good looking people or the like are willing to pay to get entry to this sort of premises is to have party with someone they could not get or difficult to get in their real life.
The word slave here is used very inappropriately to an extreme degree.Yes spot on, if they are getting paid then they should not discriminate, as you said if they don't want to fuck every Tom dick and Harry come as a guest.
Actually, the lady will always have a choice and can refuse anyone at her discretion. If not, it would be sexual slavery and you woudn't want that, would you?Of course a ho should be able to refuse any guy at any time for any reason even if she has already been paid. But the punter has rights too.
Part of a money that a punter has paid at the door has gone towards paying the wages of these 'pick and choose' girls. Only for him to suffer the indignity of watching some girl who has turned him down then having sex with another punter right before his very eyes. How humiliating is that?
Yes, a girl can refuse is she wants. However the guy should be free to choose also. Before leaving the club he should be free to point out those girls who have refused him when leaving the club and ask for the portion of his door money that has gone to them to be refunded.
Anything else would be financial slavery and we wouldn't want that, would we?
So I arrived in Berlin Thursday morning, checked into my hotel and train down to Alt Tempelhof, got to the club just after 2 pm, I sat at the bar and my mate Steve was already busy with Gosia a cute Polish girl, he finished and joined me for a beer.
This was a great day, can't really mention everything, but there were several couples that attended, and a few females, and nearly all played, Steve and myself got plenty of action, highlight for me was shagging a blonde MILF up her arse as she bent over a massage table.
There were several house girls on, but there was one that I had a odd experience, latina or asian looking, got a BJ then shagged her, but her pussy was very tight and shallow, I sussed it, she was a post-op TS! To dark to give a proper pussy inspection, a bit naughty the club employing her, or maybe she was a guest? Steve had to try her several times to be sure he said.
Met another English guy at the bar, who by coincidence was our very own Dark Vader, a really nice bloke, think he had a good time too, was great to finally meet him, and we swapped tips on clubs and parties.
And several weizen biers were drank as well as a decent buffet.
NewToTheWorld
12-21-15, 19:52
Hey guys,
Would the atmosphere at insomnia suitable for a guy in 20's and will any of you guys going to party in the period of Dec. And Jan?
Hey guys,
Would the atmosphere at insomnia suitable for a guy in 20's ....?
Yes certainly.
Just for curiosity, what make you think the atmosphere is not condusive for a bloke in his 20's??
Every Thursday is the gangbang with hired in women, and generally some swingers attend. Last year when I went on Thursday there were not that many swingers and only a few active couples turned up in the evening. On this recent trip I reckon I was very lucky, and according to 2 local guys this was a better than average day. I'm always quizzing local guys when I'm in clubs.
Friday and Saturday are nights dedicated to real swingers and no guarantee single guys will be allowed in. Also on these nights there are no hired in ladies to fall back on. If you decided to try on a Saturday night, you to invest in a kinky swinging costume / outfit such as something with lots of leather or something with chains. Black undies and a black tshirt will not suffice on these nights.
Sunday night has generally 2 hired in women plus some real swingers. Its a similar setup to Thursday but less hired in women. Its costs 75 on a Sunday and 90 on a Thursday. They have food on Thursday but no food on Sunday. The bar on a Sunday includes hard liquor, Whiskey, Vodka etc, where on a Thursday its only Beer and Wine along with soft drinks, cola etc.
See here for more http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Event/Gangbang.phpHow about Wednesdays? Is there house girls at Wednesdays?
How about Wednesdays? Is there house girls at Wednesdays?
I understand Saturday Night Fuck which is held every first Saturday in the month is different party with other Saturday.
How many single girls on Saturday Night Fuck are available, is it only two or more ??
Sat beside a nice young Brazilian girl on the flight over to Berlin, 20 years old, 5'10 lovely long legs, big arse. She was at the start of a 2 month trip around Europe. We chatted for for a while I was thinking about what her asshole smelt like. She inquired about the cheapest places to drink in Berlin, and I told her to come to insomnia where she could drink for free. I offered to accompany to her to her hostel as she hadn't a clue about the trains etc, which she gladly accepted. Unfortunately she didn't turn up at Insomnia on the Thursday.
After escorting the girl to her hostel and finally getting to my hotel, I headed to Insomnia for the Tuesday night party, which was very quiet. Price is 80 euro but reduced to 70 euro at 10 pm. Also I had a 10 euro voucher which they send you for your birthday if you register with their site. So I got in for 60 euro at 10 pm.
2 house ladies on duty, Gabi and Beyonce, about 4 couples and maybe 8 guys. I had nice one on one time and cums with both girls, first cum with Beyonce was a nuclear explosion like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVLyfVkMAKg.. Blowjobs covered with both girls.
Couples were all fairly quiet but one couple put on a nice display but weren't sharing. I did get to lick the pussy and smelly arse of a little plump one near the end of the night though while her partner just sat there bored looking.
Had 3 beers and 3 whiskey cokes before leaving at 1 am to catch the last S bahn back to the hotel.
If Insomnia was a bareback club then it would be heaven for me because I hate wearing condoms, and mostly just lick and take blowjobs there. Despite the over use of condoms there, I love the sheer bizarre sexual circus spectacle that it is. Plus you can have really long sessions with the house girls.
Met Steve from Ukpunting at the fried chickenjoint across the road before 2 pm. Then bumped into an ISG member who we hung out with for the rest of day.
Was quiet to start out with but got really busy in the evening. Twice as many people compared to my first visits in 2012.
There were a lot of couples along the day, and some single women, along with about 8 to 10 house ladies who arrived and left at different times.
Typically the couples arrive have a drink or a few, then start fucking and if they share its usually with everyone for shortish sessions maybe 15 to 20 minutes, then maybe take a break and repeat, then leave. Most of the action with couples was in the evening.
A young wide-eyed chubby American girl arrived and stayed a good few hours, she seemed to just want to be touched and rubbed by lots of hands, but didn't perform BJ or Fuck, and also didn't allow licking. I think it might have been her first time. She would let guys feel her up for a while, then it seemed to get too much for her and she would take a break and repeat.
Two tall German burds in their 30's arrived in the evening, and took on loads of guys in about 3 different gangbang sessions over a few hours, each session lasting 15 to 20 minutes or so. It really was a proper gangbang with so many guys piled around and on top of the women, you couldn't even see the women at the bottom of the pile. Both of them were quiet bitchy.
Highlight for Steve was the Chinese Tranny house man / woman. Complete with tiny cock and tiny arse LOL
My personal highlights
Master and Sub
I had seem them on the site, and I was looking forward to her, man she has the most amazing big plump bubble butt that I enjoyed licking. She was wearing a corset and stockings with no knickers and her tits out. Really sexy. Had a couple of great sessions with her and one good cum, plus she did BBBJ. She fucked almost as much as any house girl while her master was off doing house girls and other swingers. She doesn't speak any English and seemed a bit simple but I won't hold that against her. Her pussy and arse smelt great and I've been wanking hard over her since I got home.
Laura
Little Laura is a house girl with great attitude. She loves being licked and I was happy to oblige. Even though her blow is covered she does it very well. She also allows liberal fingering of both holes, I had several sessions with her and two mighty cums.
Fingering the Shitty Arses
In the evening after my 3rd cum my dick was dead for the remainder of the night. Still I was happy to roam around checking out the various gangbangs taking place all over the club with a beer in one hand and my probing finger in the other. Within an hour I managed to finger the arses of 3 swinger women who were being banged senseless by the gang, and in all 3 cases my finger came back with a fresh smell of shit off it.
The most bizarre thing of the day there was this old Tranny with big glasses who looked like Bo Selecta arrived around 10 pm. He had the biggest pair of fake tits, which according to young Laura was actually just a big stuffed bra. He also had a strap on black dick which he used to fuck the girls, and two of them even blew the dildo with a condom on it.
Another brilliant day there, next time I really want to hit the Thursday gangbang on the first day of my trip when my balls are full.
One lady who is always there on Thursdays is Lilly Ladina https://www.facebook.com/lilly.ladina.5.
Also this one did nice BBBJ https://www.facebook.com/SquirtyAlice/.
Just notice. Stella from Insomnia is partying here as. This girl has a cracking body.
http://www.berlinintim.de/gangbang-250216_privat_gang_bang_mit_2_sexy_girls-29836.html?t=FC0B
In Insomnia I found her sometimes she cherrypicks the one she wants to have fun with.
One lady who is always there on Thursdays is Lilly Ladina https://www.facebook.com/lilly.ladina.5.She also appears at some GB01 events. But there like here she's a clean pussy girl.
So you are not really missing out on much.
She also appears at some GB01 events. But there like here she's a clean pussy girl.
So you are not really missing out on much.She's a right grumpy hoor who only allows very basic mechanical covered sucking or fucking.
Got a pm from a member who was at the Thurs GB last week, and said that house girl Tessa was amazing. Oh how ID love to bury my face in that big Arsche!
Got a pm from a member who was at the Thurs GB last week, and said that house girl Tessa was amazing. Oh how ID love to bury my face in that big Arsche!Yes. She got the best body. I fucked are two weeks ago on a Thursday she let me finger her very tight pussy. Fucked her doggy style first session. On the next session she sucked my cock and then was ridding me for a long while.
First visit to Insomnia.
Photos online turned me off as it seemed to me like a kinky party club where I need to dress to impress.
After reading the reviews here, I was more confident. Packed my flipflop and went.
Upon entrance, I was greeted by the houselady (wish she is available). Explained the rules of clothes as there are no lockers. Striped to my black boxer black t-shirt outfit.
All drinks are free that night.
First it was very slow, but there was always action somewhere.
Many couples were there to watch, or to be watched. Equal number of single men which kept roaming the place.
There was an upper level that was cordoned off from single men. Only one couple used it.
Noticed the hot nice assed lady mentioned by Wanking below. Thought she is a regular as she had her man there.
Wished to luck her asshole too (Great minds think alike).
Roaming the place, a couple were in the jacuzzi feeling each other and a man on proximity watching, other couple with a guy on the opposite side high bed / table.
Another elderly couple under the stairs going at it.
In the smoking area was a couple with a man fully dressed in black suite with a kinky dressed busty girl with amazing big boobs who was his mistress.
She hand him the drink, take it back from him, go get new drinks and kiss his hand before she goes. They kept it for themselves the whole night. I kept eyes on them when I was smoking.
Wish I can do her, but they seemed not interested. I speak no german, but they didn't even try. I did.
Anyway, long story short, the busty ass sexy lady came to smoke and we had a chat and told me to join her after the ciggy.
I was so over the moon. I didn't know she is a house girl till A guy who seemed regular at the club came and sat next to her. She told him to join us.
She wanted action in the middle of the big room, but they guy asked to be on the side.
She started by sucking both of us, I got hard first, and as she worked his shaft I asked to lick her. She agreed and I went DATY.
She was very responsive but pushed me couple of times away and moaned, I pushed myself back (Gently) and kept going and I could feel her becoming wed.
I put on the condom and went at it. I was finished while the other guy trying to get full erection.
I thanked her, went for shower, smoke, beer and back to find them still trying and she is very sweaty and asked him to get some drinks and they go at it again.
The actions started to grow in different places, some among couples, and some among what I knew later housegirls.
There is one big MILF / Aunti with SEA look and the biggest boobs known to man. Smiled at me several times. Finally I went for it also.
Another house girl I guess.
We showered together and she asked me to come and lick her again later. She was nice, but I was not planning to.
Kept touring and looking for action to join. But I was to tired.
Decided to voyeur for a while and head to my hotel.
Some couples started leaving, some men started to be frustrated and started approaching the house girls and I am sure they went home happy.
Few Notes:
The couples were huge mix. Some girls are seriously hot. Hot not as super models (only 2 or 3 were like this) but hot as your collage crush, friends wife, or stifflers mom.
I was tense about dresscode, but there were all sort of people and a guy in USA flag boxer and USA on the back with street shoes. Another in slip and white wife beater. Some men were barefoot, others with flipflops, and many with shoes.
There was a guy who was so confident that he was always 30 cm away from the action. I wish I had these balls. I would be masterbating till now on the action I watched. One stunning ***** girl next door was masterbating while her man eating other mans wife. And this guy was literarry 20 cm from her sweet fress pussy.
2 girls walked in, one with red hair and red corset, the other was with black hair and black leathers. Later I saw the black hair had a cock actually and fucking the black hair with it. One of the guys mounted the black hair TS / CD while he was fucking the red hair. It was a WOW moment for me.
There was a girl stark naked all night with her man joining actions everywhere with other couples. Saw her once fucked by another man. I had a hard one at night dreaming about her. I saw her picture on the next Thursday Gangbank. I guess I might go for her. Yes, she is a house lady apparently.
Well, summing up. Great place, good experience, just needs some confidence and ability to initiate contact.
I didn't test / see any food during the night.
My personal highlights
Master and Sub
I had seem them on the site, and I was looking forward to her, man she has the most amazing big plump bubble butt that I enjoyed licking. She was wearing a corset and stockings with no knickers and her tits out. Really sexy. Had a couple of great sessions with her and one good cum, plus she did BBBJ. She fucked almost as much as any house girl while her master was off doing house girls and other swingers. She doesn't speak any English and seemed a bit simple but I won't hold that against her. Her pussy and arse smelt great and I've been wanking hard over her since I got home.
MAN, I should have RTFF before going. Damn, this is the girl.
How did you initiate?
I'm definitely going Thursday then.
MAN, I should have RTFF before going. Damn, this is the girl.
How did you initiate?
I'm definitely going Thursday then.She was on her back giving a blowjob and I just dived in and started licking her cunny.
There is a great lineup this Thursday. Enjoy.
Since Erlebniswohnung closed all flatrates in Berlin seem a bit busier..
I didn't test / see any food during the night.
Is it the Thursday GB party??
You are too busy with the main course with exotic meat on the ground floor mate.
You will need to go to the first floor for the meal. It is available all the time.
Is it the Thursday GB party??
You are too busy with the main course with exotic meat on the ground floor mate.
You will need to go to the first floor for the meal. It is available all the time.Thursday is gangbang day.
Food is only available on Thursday on the balcony.
They will give you a passout for one hour on any night if you wish to go get something to eat.
Christian G
04-30-16, 14:00
Interesting.Very interesting, great anal fisting!
Had a great time at this place last Thursday. Arrived about 15.00 and left around 19.00. There were about 20 guys in there, four house girls, a couple of older couples and two nymphomaniac female singles. Almost constant fucking all around the main room and easy to join in somewhere.
What's the deal with age verification on Insomnia website?
I am clearly above 18, but still get the Age verification notification when scrolling through the party photographs?
Pegasus 076
05-16-16, 09:35
I am planning to visit the place next weekend. But I am unclear if there is any sex and swinging during those days or just hangout, drink and talk?
Any assistance shall be appreciated.
Man I've a serious horn for that Tessa burd, but when will I get to fuck her. Soon hopefully.
What's the deal with age verification on Insomnia website?
I am clearly above 18, but still get the Age verification notification when scrolling through the party photographs?From what I know it means that you have to arrange that during a visit. Show ID and they will open up the account for you.
From what I know it means that you have to arrange that during a visit. Show ID and they will open up the account for you.I was not aware of this. Well I guess I need to do this when I visit.
Man I've a serious horn for that Tessa burd, but when will I get to fuck her. Soon hopefully.
Is tessa the Blond girl on the first picture with short hair??
If so, you might be envy if I tell you I met her on Thursday GB party about 6 weeks ago and I have fucked her twice
She has a very big ass. A Nympho and has a lot of energy so I just let her doing the job to fuck me ...
You just need to lay down and let her do the Job to completion. She will fuck you like a machine with huge power until you come, really agressive.
It is also good to watch that big ass (really huge) moving up and down, back and front while she is fucking someone else with full power and energy.
What is also good about her is that she does not cherry pick the people to go with her, like a few girls in Insomnia. She does on first come first served basis.
Really receommend her, entirely different experience I will say.
Hopefully she wil stay longer there.
Is tessa the Blond girl on the first picture with short hair??
If so, you might be envy if I tell you I met her on Thursday GB party about 6 weeks ago and I have fucked her twice
She has a very big ass. A Nympho and has a lot of energy so I just let her doing the job to fuck me ...
It is also good to watch that big ass (really huge) moving up and down, back and front while she is fucking someone else with full power and energy..Does she allowing licking?
Many of the house girls don't.
Does she allowing licking?
Many of the house girls don't.Oh yes defenitely. I licked her while she was busy working with another guy.
She is really an easy going and good personality girl.
I remember the polish slim girl (forgot her name) also allow licking ...
Oh yes defenitely. I licked her while she was busy working with another guy.
Yummy. What a babe!
Yummy What a babe!
Oh well I remember licking that fanny.
Look at that ass again carefully. So big ....
Oh well I remember licking that fanny.
Look at that ass again carefully. So big ....In England the word Fanny means Pussy.
In America the word Fanny means Arse.
So did you lick her Pussy or Arse or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UHKfqXYTU
Yummy What a babe!Well to me she looks like a cross between the pop star Pink and a prison bull dyke lesbian on steroids.
But then again I'm no arbiter when it comes to taste.
In England the word Fanny means Pussy.
In America the word Fanny means Arse.
So did you lick her Pussy or Arse or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UHKfqXYTU
I enjoy when someone lick my ass, but I never lick someone's asshole for obvious reason LOL.
So it had got to be pussy.
HotShaneHot
06-11-16, 02:37
I enjoy when someone lick my ass, but I never lick someone's asshole for obvious reason LOL.
So it had got to be pussy.Yes I love a good rim job.
By John Stagliano and starring Rocco Siffredi, was filmed in Insomnia.
http://www.xvideos.com/video4233537/fashionistas_safado_berlin_scene_4_fh
She is partying across Germany.
http://www.fickpartys.net/girl/bonita-de-sax
If you register as a member in insomnia website, you could also see her pictures in insomnia websites. If you are in Berlin the chance to bang her before she disappears
I had a pleasure to bang her hard and cum twice on her in Insomnia last month. A real German nymphomaniac party queen.
Her favorite is to be banged very hard and fast in the massage table while you are standing in front of her on the massage table holding both of her kegs, it has got to be hard the harder the more she loves it.
It is also a pleasure to see her got banged by several young fit boys hard and fast, you could even hear the bang sound while you are taking Jacuzzi next close to this massage table.
What a GB party.
Will be visiting Insomnia on Thursday 14th for the gangbang party. What is the dress code to get in? Can I come casual and just strip down to my underwear / a towel?
Christian G
07-04-16, 08:11
Will be visiting Insomnia on Thursday 14th for the gangbang party. What is the dress code to get in? Can I come casual and just strip down to my underwear / a towel?yes, you can come casual and strip down to your BLACK underwear
Wow, what can I say? Went to Insomnia on Thursday from about 6:30 up until closing and had a blast. Just everyone non-stop fucking, in the middle of the room, in the jacuzzi, the shower, at the bar. House girls are really enthusiastic, and most look better in the flesh than their photos on the website (the low lighting might help with that though). Plenty of swinger couples that night as well with some hotties and not so hotties. Definitely recommend the place, by far the best group sex party I've ever been to.
JoshuaMilano
07-16-16, 22:35
Hi guys,
Would it be OK to ask for some advice here?
I am coming to Berlin on business trip and I will be free on Tuesday 26th so I was thinking of going either to Insomnia or Erlebniswohnung.
Now, I do like clubs where you can mingle and actually get to know real couples too, but at the same time I am not much into crazy outfits and I myself would not know what to wear in order to adhere to Insomnia's dress-code for the International Sex Affairs party on 26th.
So my questions are:
1. If I come in a suit and before entering the party venue just remove my jacket and pants, and stay in a shirt and boxers. Would this be OK or just ridiculous?
2. I understand that on Thursdays (gang-bang events) there are also house girls servicing male guests. Is this the case on other days too or are your only chance other female guests and couples?
Thanks for your help.
Joshua
1. If I come in a suit and before entering the party venue just remove my jacket and pants, and stay in a shirt and boxers. Would this be OK or just ridiculous?
There are various dresscodes for different occasions. So you will need to see from their website. For GB party on Thursday or Saturday night fuck (SNF), Gigolo night it is ok to just strip and leave your boxer. Chest Vest might be useful. It is a hedonist and/or fettish party the more and sexy your outfit similar to Goth the more suitable it is.
In some occasions they are expecting fettish, kinky dressing and if you do not comply, they might reject you.
2. I understand that on Thursdays (gang-bang events) there are also house girls servicing male guests. Is this the case on other days too or are your only chance other female guests and couples?
There is also house girls in SNF, Gigolo Night (e.g. I have been told by binca, the receptionist) although the number of house girls are less than the one on big GB event on Thursday as this party is mix of sex and GB party.
On other days, you have got to be lucky. Alternatively young, good looking, athletic with body to die for might do. There are a lot of single females and / or swinger couples ranging from young good looking to old fat ladies there will be more than happy to get free fuck from the people of these type.
JoshuaMilano
07-18-16, 14:24
There are various dresscodes for different occasions. So you will need to see from their website. For GB party on Thursday or Saturday night fuck (SNF), Gigolo night it is ok to just strip and leave your boxer. Chest Vest might be useful. It is a hedonist and/or fettish party the more and sexy your outfit similar to Goth the more suitable it is.
In some occasions they are expecting fettish, kinky dressing and if you do not comply, they might reject you.
There is also house girls in SNF, Gigolo Night (e.g. I have been told by binca, the receptionist) although the number of house girls are less than the one on big GB event on Thursday as this party is mix of sex and GB party.
On other days, you have got to be lucky. Alternatively young, good looking, athletic with body to die for might do. There are a lot of single females and / or swinger couples ranging from young good looking to old fat ladies there will be more than happy to get free fuck from the people of these type.Thanks Adindas for your help. I guess I'll decide last minute between Insomnia and Erlebniswohnung.
One thing I forgot to ask about Insomnia is regarding the images on the website. I see they post plenty of photos from parties. Is this a standard practice? Usually places like that respect guests' privacy and the use of cameras is forbidden.
Thanks Adindas for your help. I guess I'll decide last minute between Insomnia and Erlebniswohnung.
One thing I forgot to ask about Insomnia is regarding the images on the website. I see they post plenty of photos from parties. Is this a standard practice? Usually places like that respect guests' privacy and the use of cameras is forbidden.The pictures are normally from SNF or other events. There is not any photograp taken on Thursday Gb party.
The pictures are normally from SNF or other events. There is not any photograp taken on Thursday Gb party.A fundamental question, blowjobs are with or without condon? Since it probably can only have services from the house woman, it is important to understand which and the service offered. This makes me decide whether to go or not go at insomnia. I read that last year all the hause girls only offered blowjobs covered, the situation has changed? Thanks.
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