FKK Dietzenbach

[BigBuddy69]

But you got divorced with your favorite sharks girl?

[Optimist]

But you got divorced with your favorite sharks girl?When I get calls from Sharks girl, Betty, asking me for money because it is her birthday, I just walk away. Her loss. She was corrupted by Sharks

I liked her but too greedy to become a real favourite

[BigBuddy69]

Well done mister big balls! This club is really a sewer full of hungry alligators.

[Kosher Kowboy]

PL. Exactly. No stress at all. A perfect day would be here for service then Sharks or Oase for relax and voyeurism.

Going back now.However, I did the reverse. Got in from Madrid at 8 AM, got some sleep and took the train / cab to Sharks for the discount just in time. I met up with a fellow member of the TX board I am on (also an ISG member) and had a great day of relaxation, laughs and great food today as well. I must offer great compliments to the chef there as they served Chinese food today and curry and I found it extremely delicious and better than half the Asian joints back home. I had a great 50 E session with a hot brunette and enjoyed the steam room, both the indoor and outdoor sauna and the optical pleasures. The desserts weren't so good and we decided to blow the joint for some good creampies a few km up the road. I showered, got dressed, tossed my backpack on my back (no towels this time) and off we went to the Creampie Factory.

As stated, Dietz was no stress, only 15 E to get in and 40 E a fuck. Highway robbery! The girls were very nice, none of them hustled, none of them asked for a tip were quite happy with 40 E. Fun girls IMHO. I love that place! I made two huge deposits of deoxyribonucleic acid, one in a Bulgarian the other in a German (so she says).

I must say half the girls in Dietz were optically just fine, could easily work in some of the FKK's I have been to. Not the hottest, far from ugly, I was very impressed.

Will return at some point for sure!

[PlateauPunter]

I am new to the board. First time post! Will be visiting Frankfurt 21st until 24th. Would like to hang out with experienced FKK'ers who will be in the vicinity.

Thanks much!

[Myrrh]

The desserts weren't so good and we decided to blow the joint for some good creampies a few km up the road. I showered, got dressed, tossed my backpack on my back (no towels this time) and off we went to the Creampie Factory.

As stated, Dietz was no stress, only 15 E to get in and 40 E a fuck. Highway robbery! The girls were very nice, none of them hustled, none of them asked for a tip were quite happy with 40 E. Fun girls IMHO. I love that place! I made two huge deposits of deoxyribonucleic acid, one in a Bulgarian the other in a German (so she says).
Hey Kosher,

Great report. Do you remember the names of the girls that you went with, particularly the one claiming to be German?

[Kosher Kowboy]

Hey Kosher,

Great report. Do you remember the names of the girls that you went with, particularly the one claiming to be German?If I state the activities I won't out the girl. I think everyone under the sun knows what goes on at Dietz but naming the girl IMHO isn't wise to do. As a matter of fact one of the girls I was with recently told me one of the guys she fucked that night was a regular who is a cop. If I didn't mention creampies and just used a generic ' great sex' than I would be happy to name them. I chose the opposite, to report the activity as that seems to be what most folks are most interested in, that being said I need to leave the name (s) off. IMHO posting the activities at the club isn't going to make a darn difference with the law, naming the girl could cause her issues. As a matter of fact a girl at Mainhatten told me she got a ton of shit from club management (got warned not fired) due to a post on the internet but was not an American / English board. Per her, she wasn't canned because if someone says ' I got BBBJ from Susan' that isn't fact, it's a post that can't be proven that someone posted on the freaking internet. However, it does go to show the clubs read the net, in this case with her it wasn't the ISG.

I hope you can respect that reply and that it didn't come across as rude and I am glad you enjoyed the report.

KC.

[ExpatLover]

If I state the activities I won't out the girl. I think everyone under the sun knows what goes on at Dietz but naming the girl IMHO isn't wise to do. As a matter of fact one of the girls I was with recently told me one of the guys she fucked that night was a regular who is a cop. If I didn't mention creampies and just used a generic ' great sex' than I would be happy to name them. I chose the opposite, to report the activity as that seems to be what most folks are most interested in, that being said I need to leave the name (s) off. IMHO posting the activities at the club isn't going to make a darn difference with the law, naming the girl could cause her issues. As a matter of fact a girl at Mainhatten told me she got a ton of shit from club management (got warned not fired) due to a post on the internet but was not an American / English board. Per her, she wasn't canned because if someone says ' I got BBBJ from Susan' that isn't fact, it's a post that can't be proven that someone posted on the freaking internet. However, it does go to show the clubs read the net, in this case with her it wasn't the ISG.

I hope you can respect that reply and that it didn't come across as rude and I am glad you enjoyed the report.

KC.Let us make it simply, first of all there is 0 control today, second if any not the girl but the man will be fined up to 50000 euros, third the new law is there to protect the girls not only by the usage of condom but also by forbiden open sex, gang bang party, sleeping in the same room where they meet the customers and may be on top of that they will need to be register as a prostitute before 1st of January 17 and this point a putting a lot of pressure to the girls. In conclusion, what happen in the room doesn't matter so much as long both agree about it.

[ExpatLover]

However, I did the reverse. Got in from Madrid at 8 AM, got some sleep and took the train / cab to Sharks for the discount just in time. I met up with a fellow member of the TX board I am on (also an ISG member) and had a great day of relaxation, laughs and great food today as well. I must offer great compliments to the chef there as they served Chinese food today and curry and I found it extremely delicious and better than half the Asian joints back home. I had a great 50 E session with a hot brunette and enjoyed the steam room, both the indoor and outdoor sauna and the optical pleasures. The desserts weren't so good and we decided to blow the joint for some good creampies a few km up the road. I showered, got dressed, tossed my backpack on my back (no towels this time) and off we went to the Creampie Factory.

As stated, Dietz was no stress, only 15 E to get in and 40 E a fuck. Highway robbery! The girls were very nice, none of them hustled, none of them asked for a tip were quite happy with 40 E. Fun girls IMHO. I love that place! I made two huge deposits of deoxyribonucleic acid, one in a Bulgarian the other in a German (so she says).

I must say half the girls in Dietz were optically just fine, could easily work in some of the FKK's I have been to. Not the hottest, far from ugly, I was very impressed.

Will return at some point for sure!Sorry but I visited this club yesterday and must say it is not worth a visit in my opinion, the premises are poor, the LU is very narrow and none of the girl I saw would be able to earn any money in clubs like Oase, Shark etc. Also it is very dark inside and it is difficult to feel relax, impossible to see the sun, the sky. Entry was 30 euros compared to Oase with 50 euros I think it is too expensive. For example at Oase you can spend a full day, enjoying the nice premises, the good food and drink tasty espresso.

[Myrrh]

If I state the activities I won't out the girl. I think everyone under the sun knows what goes on at Dietz but naming the girl IMHO isn't wise to do. As a matter of fact one of the girls I was with recently told me one of the guys she fucked that night was a regular who is a cop. If I didn't mention creampies and just used a generic ' great sex' than I would be happy to name them. I chose the opposite, to report the activity as that seems to be what most folks are most interested in, that being said I need to leave the name (s) off. IMHO posting the activities at the club isn't going to make a darn difference with the law, naming the girl could cause her issues. As a matter of fact a girl at Mainhatten told me she got a ton of shit from club management (got warned not fired) due to a post on the internet but was not an American / English board. Per her, she wasn't canned because if someone says ' I got BBBJ from Susan' that isn't fact, it's a post that can't be proven that someone posted on the freaking internet.Well if the authorities were not sure what was happening down at FKK Dietzenbach these days then they certainly do now. Why shouldn't they concentrate their attention on a place dubbed the 'Creampie factory' which suggests that this is a place where the new law is being regularly broken on a daily basis?

As far as I am aware the girls are not breaking the law by offering paid BB sex but customers are for doing it and the club for allowing it to happen on their premises or not making sufficient effort to prevent it.

Reports on the internet may not represent hard evidence in court but they do represent circumstantial evidence and allow the police to concentrate their efforts on places where they are likely to find crime being committed.

[ExpatLover]

Well if the authorities were not sure what was happening down at FKK Dietzenbach these days then they certainly do now. Why shouldn't they concentrate their attention on a place dubbed the 'Creampie factory' which suggests that this is a place where the new law is being regularly broken on a daily basis?

As far as I am aware the girls are not breaking the law by offering paid BB sex but customers are for doing it and the club for allowing it to happen on their premises or not making sufficient effort to prevent it.

Reports on the internet may not represent hard evidence in court but they do represent circumstantial evidence and allow the police to concentrate their efforts on places where they are likely to find crime being committed.With the new law they will not prosecute individuals but they want to reduce the offer, less offer less demand, by taking out of the clubs many young girls (registration, medical control.), visited FKK Dietz last week but sorry this place is a real nightmare, I am really wondering how there can be any pleasure to visit this kind of place, saw E. In the day light as she opened the door but I can t understand how some guys can go with her, for me even after 10 years in jail I will not.

[Neurosynth]

Well if the authorities were not sure what was happening down at FKK Dietzenbach these days then they certainly do now. Why shouldn't they concentrate their attention on a place dubbed the 'Creampie factory' which suggests that this is a place where the new law is being regularly broken on a daily basis?

As far as I am aware the girls are not breaking the law by offering paid BB sex but customers are for doing it and the club for allowing it to happen on their premises or not making sufficient effort to prevent it.

Reports on the internet may not represent hard evidence in court but they do represent circumstantial evidence and allow the police to concentrate their efforts on places where they are likely to find crime being committed.(1) The "authorities" *always* know what is happening with regard to prostitution. They know way more than what is published here.

(2) Police concentrating their efforts? What efforts? (2 a) We've yet to heard of enforcement. (2 b) We've yet to hear of a plausible way the law could be enforced against the men at all!

(Best speculated enforcement action: The cops break down the room door, demand the guy pull out, and check him for a condom. Not a single report of this happening. Breaking down the door in a situation like that, where something *might* be happening even though they don't even know who is in the room, grates against the German expectations of privacy, and possibly invalidates any evidence they might turn up. (Not sure on the last one.).

[UltraHappy]

What efforts? (2 a) We've yet to heard of enforcement. (2 b) We've yet to hear of a plausible way the law could be enforced against the men at all!

(Best speculated enforcement action: Not a single report of this happening. Breaking down the door in a situation like that, where something *might* be happening even though they don't even know who is in the room, grates against the German expectations of privacyHow many times do I have to tell you? They are hiding under the bed!

[Kosher Kowboy]

On a beautiful starry German night this past September I pressed a white buzzer on an iron clad gate to an ' FKK Club' in a city about 20 minutes outside of Frankfurt and was buzzed in and greeted by a scantily dressed little blond with pigtails who handed me a towel and thus began Chapter 2 of ' How do become addicted to mongering in Germany. ' On that fateful night I walked not in to an FKK club call it anything you want, this place is nothing short of a god dam fucking whor*house. It also happens to be the best whor*house I have ever been in all my years of goofing around with pay for pussy; although I do miss the $20 brothel off Jamaica Avenue in Queens New York and the day four new girls walked in with their suitcases fresh off the boat from Puerto Rico in 1988. That's when it all started.

Yes, there is a sauna, some crap food, drinks, lockers, a keybox and all the works in the lowest possible forms possible so I'm guessing it meets the definition of an FKK but IMHO it's a pure brothel. No need to describe it here, everyone has been (that cares too) but those who haven't this place should be on every john's bucket list, but different strokes for different folks. My friend explained to me once you sit with a girl you basically are committed to fucking her. That was pretty much the only thing I needed to learn. I circulated a bit moving couch to couch watching the inventory come and go. I finally figured I would fuck something, anything, get the ball rolling but I had not yet grown accustomed to the fact these girls aren't all bubbly and smiling and often look bored and disinterested on the couches (but that is just the norm) so I set my goals low. I aimed for one of the girls dancing by the entry who was a little chunkier than others yet pretty. I picked her because she looked happy, not realizing looking miserable is part of how the girls are there, they just chill often looking bored until a guy grabs them. I figured a dancing Mrs. Happy would give me good service. She would be a good starter. She goes by the name Erika. I expressed my desire to be sexually gratified by her and she grabbed a key from the desk and I than made my first walk of what would be many up the Stairway to Heaven that leads to the upper rooms where one can shut the door, be naked with a woman and enjoy all that a woman can offer him that will culminate in the most intense physical pleasure that sexual intercourse can allow, including the offering a man can provide a woman during heightened moments of excitement as well and the physicals feelings of excitement that said action leads to in some women who can share that pleasure. Erika led me in to the room where the first Dietz session would occur.

We laid down two small sheets on the bed. I really want one of these sheets, next time I will ask how to acquire one. I will use it to cover myself on the Delta Airlines flight home to Atlanta and keep warm. I laid on my back for the usual blowjob and fuck but this one went for kissing. I am not in to this kissing shit but I ' played along' as I wanted her in the happiest and most generous sharing mood possible so I kissed her back and started fingering her pussy. She not only let me, she spread her legs wider so I could get two, than three shoved in there. I think that was the moment I realized this just isn't any brothel these are true fucking who*res and you own them till you bust. All the ' pressure' one might feel in a session at a larger club was gone. No upselling or ' I don't do that' ; I knew for once I could just relax, enjoy and take my time ' the clock was off. ' By this time my dick was standing at full mast excited for what this girl and this infamous club had in store for me. Erika motioned and in broken English asked me if I wanted a blowjob. She than got in position, prepared my dick for proper entry in to her mouth and she proceeded to give me an excellent blowjob. It was one of the better blowjobs I had this past trip although I still prefer the one the former McDonald's Romanian hooker gave me at Sharks. Enough oral sex, time to fuck. She got the item (s) she needed for sex with a john than dabbed her pussy with a little jelly and got on top of me. Man that felt good! Last time a pussy possibly felt that good in Germany was in FKK Mainhatten when I lost my hard on and the former Mainhatten girl (the ones there hate her) ripped the rubber off and let me fuck her bareback. I wonder where she is now, I'll have to venture out in to the World of the FKK's to find her. I must have dosed myself just right with Viagra this time as my dick felt so hard and firm in her much more pleasurable feeling vagina than the one I had been inside of in Darmstadt earlier in the day. Speaking of Darmstadt, I plan to play a little German game I have read about and on my Sunday upcoming visit later this month I will go to Sharks and pay a reduced entry, use the sauna all day, hot tubs, eat like a King but not spend a fucking Euro yet get mentally stimulated staring at pussy. I will than head to Dietzenbach to fuck for 40 E instead of 50 E or 100 E and also pay a reduced entry of 15 E. I bring that up simply because I realized that one can be cheap down the road and enjoy the offerings down in Darmstadt that Dietzenbach can not provide than simply swap and head to Dietzenbach to enjoy what Darmstadt does not regularly provide in a non-rushed fashion for just 40 E and much more intense feelings to accompany the 40 E expenditure. Erika and I ended up switching positions and shortly after I emptied my load in to the waiting receptacle that was naturally already in place and provided for me to place my mess. This was followed by the usual cleanup and we walked down the Stairway to Heaven to the boxes where I handed her 40 E and went back to the shower. I than washed my hair and body I think two times, my balls and dick maybe 5 times.

After freshening up, I stuck another 40 E in my box as I always do so cash is ready for the next hooker. It was starting to get late, think had about an hour or even less until closing. I had to make a choice for one more before calling it a night. They all looked bored, playing on their phones texting their boyfriends, managers, pimps whoever. I didn't think I would find anybody in time. It was soon 15 minutes to closing and I finally saw one who looked interesting. A mid 20's (it was a little dark inside maybe older) blonde colored hair girl with a fairly decent body. She looked like my type, was one of the better looking ones and I got up and sat on the couch next to her. She didn't speak any English, all I could do was point to the room. This one took me to the very back room downstairs. We got in the room and off went the towels and she put her stuff to the side. The bed sheets were then placed down. This kind lady did not take out any lube, no condoms, just laid down on the bed and motioned with her finger to ' come here' and started kissing me. She reached down and started stroking my cock and he got stiff pretty quick. This girl was fun and I wish I chosen her first but there's always tomorrow, or the next day, maybe even the next day after that but in the meantime there she laid, all mine, my very own woman to do what I want with. I was suddenly overcome with the desire to go down on this girl and that I did. I chowed her pussy till my face was soaking wet, with what I do not know nor do I care. She was delicious to eat. The only thing better would be to fuck that pussy raw. I think her sentiments were the same as well. No English or Bulgarian needed to be spoken, I shoved my cock right in to her waiting wet pussy as deep as I could. I fucked her hard and deep and even glanced down at the site of my dick drilling in and out of her and the natural wetness that coated my member. Those pussy lips looked great getting pulled in and out with each thrust of my dick in and out of her in the very manner that thousands of other men have done at Dietzenbach and in just about every club in the NRW AO region over the last 8 or 9 years where she has worked under four names. I than also did what thousands of other men throughout Germany have done and I blew my load of cum deep in to her wet and warm pussy and in to her cervix. Once I blew my load I did that 2-4 pump thing just to make sure got all the drops out than pulled out or her drenched pussy. For the third load of the day not bad, her pussy quickly leaked it out and she grabbed it with her hand, reached for the paper towels and cleaned herself up. She needed to wipe a few times. We walked to the box, I grabbed her 40 E and handed it to, darn what the hell is her name? Let's just call her XXX. XXX than ascended the Stairway to the Bidet to clean my cum out of her pussy.

And that is how the first night at Dietzenbach went. I went back several more times. For me it was a very relaxing atmosphere, by the time the days were up I felt like I wanted to get my bags and move in I felt so at home. The whole ride back to Frankfurt all I could think about was the fun and games that would await me the next day, like explaining to XXX why she is always the last of the night and the entertainment she would find in my answer and the laughter she shared with the other girls. Well at least the harem at Dietz all knows what I enjoy and XXX is now my favorite cum dumpster. At the rate I am going and two tickets to GER in hand she will be lucky to hold the title for more than two more trips, in hooker world that is a long time. Somewhere in Germany is YYY waiting to take over. As to XXX; I tracked her back to many NRW clubs, about 8 years, 4 different names. I did some math, and having read a post on an AO forum the average girl at an AO club gets creamed about 8 times a day tried to extrapolate a ballpark number that have creampied XXX. If she fucks 8 (she did 17 guys one night before me) guys a day and worked 5 times a week that is 40 men. That is 160 in a month. If she takes off two months of the year and works only ten that is 1,600 a year. Since many rooms are regulars and using what an American hooker told me was 30 percent repeat /70% new guys that would be 1,120 different men per year. If she has been in the AO clubs for 8 years let's be nice and give her one year off; that would come out to 7,840 different men who have fucked her. God bless her.

The most funny thing in all this is that many years ago when Costa Rica was cheap, Prague was BBBJ central and the stuck up snobs in Amsterdam were paid in Guilders I read about Dietz, back in my Chicago days. At the time I lived in pure poverty and didn't have many funds as I used every penny sent from home on my horticultural habit and going to Windsor, CA to get laid that I couldn't afford to shop at the Jewel, Chicagoland's major supermarket. Instead I drove to the redneck state of Indiana to buy smokes, fill the tank up for cheap as gas was less due to no city tax and while there would get groceries at this cheap store we had, it was called Aldi. Aldi was interesting. They provided no bags, you had to request one! Bags were not provided if you wanted your goodies wrapped up at ' checkout' you had to provide a bag, it was your responsibility. Totally optional.

Reduced costs aside, Aldi is a most fitting name for this great little establishment that I swore I would never go to or step foot in that only dirtballs and scumbags would be there you know, the kind of low life's who would steal towels and possibly even fuck the fat Chinese pig at Sharks! I know one probably many of you is holding out, with all the thousands of posts and undoubtedly tens of thousands of more reads in the Sharks thread alone somebody has fucked that girl! I was thinking I might be able to fuck her in one of those back cabins, if it is not too cold out maybe can discreetly tell her to meet me back there, fuck her and pay her and no one will know. Maybe she speaks English or Spanish so I can explain to her in a very nice and gentle way that I wish to clandestinely fuck her. I notice sometimes girls will walk back to the locker room with a sheet around them not a towel, maybe I can put her pink towel on and my white towel over it and walk to my locker and put her pink towel in my bag and she can just walk back in a sheet a minimum of 50 feet behind me and it will be a perfect mission. Fuck Chinese pig, no one sees, I get pink towel.

Let's see, it is about 07:00 in Dietzenbach now, you all are probably eating breakfast now and having coffee and in about 3:30 hours the first load of the day will probably get dumped in one of the ten to twelves posted girls with pictures and by 22:00 that number will probably be 50 if a slow day, 75 if normal and maybe 100+ if busy.

Speaking of cream, do Germans traditionally put cream in their coffee?

[Member #4585]

Kosher Kowboy,

May I commend you for your witty, engaging and well conceptualised report. Thank you for taking the time to write to inform and also to entertain.

My thanks be to you.

Keep the reports coming.

[Optimist]

Kosher. Again thanks for the time and effort you put into your reports.

You have shamed me into trying to reflect a bit more on my experience in the club recently to reinforce the points you make.

1.General

As you say, it is no place for someone wanting great facilities. On the plus side the showers work perfectly, there is always shower gel, working hair dryers, mouth rinse (not sure about sharing that) and signs saying that customers will get better service from the girls if they (the customers) don't smell!! There is a working sauna and self service coffee and cold drinks.

The downside is the lack of food apart from boiled frankfurters and bread (the later is edible).

As you say Kosher, the club is a place where one can easily feel at home. It does not feel like a sex production line. You mention that the girls look a bit down in the mouth. This is the first impression, but it fades at time goes on. The girls are there sitting on the sofas (a no approach policy) so clearly get bored. But I realised in the end that there were a lot of jokes between the girls, a lot of chatting, and a general camaraderie. It is not a party club like Samya. But for watching naked girls it is one of the best. It feels like a domestic situation, as the girls say Hello, goodbye to guests, and as they all group to fold the towels.

I like the way that on entry one of the girls comes and says Hi and gives you a towel, and that because it is a small club you are instantly registered by all the girls.

I was there for several days and found the girls really helpful. I lost my car keys and they helped me find them: one girl said that for some reason that made her really like me. I mislaid the keys because on entry three girls were welcoming me effusively in three different languages and I lost my brain. That welcome was what I would have expected if i had been a famous handsome young star of screen as opposed to an old creep. You don't get that on entry at Sharks where the reception can barely be bothered to take your money.Later on just after I left I found I had I lost my glasses, and despite having dressed, they let me walk through the club looking for them: that is normally fiercely forbidden in all clubs. I spent a long time with one girl, and the other girls were really helpful telling me where she was and how long she would be in a room. There were some fun things I've never seen in another club: for example, in the middle of a session one girl was looking over the partition to see what I was doing, and also there were occasional funny conversations between the girl I was with and other girls outside the room. They only did this because by then it was clear I was really relaxed in the place.

I dealt with the lack of food by bringing my own, by sharing meals girls had ordered from a romanian kitchen. Again very much at home.

With the girls in this club, once you are in the room, there is no precious princess behaviour :)The girls know you are there to fuck them pure and simple and that is what they want you to do as Kosher memorably writes. Again no stress. Nothing better than being with an attractive sensitive sweet girl knowing that I can fuck her whenever I feel like it.

Unlike other clubs there is totally no upselling or requests for tips. DFK is not automatic but is available.

English skills in the club are very variable. Bianca has good English. With many girls it helps if one has some German and / or Romanian

2. Bianca

And then there is Bianca. Each day over four days I spent several hours with Bianca and each day one other girl. Bianca is one of the sweetest, kindest workers I have ever come across. Super slim, Afro extensions, tattoo on her right forearm. The longest day I was with her six hours in total and the time just flew. I totally understand why she has a major fan club. It has been about three years since I had a real favourite: one ISG member has asked me if I have donated on of my kidneys to her yet LOL.

On my next trip I plan on six days at Dietzenbach, probably about 10 hours every day.

3. Practicalities

Getting there. Twenty minutes by car from Frankfurt, or S-Bahn to Dietzenbach then an under ten minute bus journey.

Resources. There is a Rewe about five minutes drive away for rolls, fillings, fruit etc, or in Max Planck Strasse there are places like Burger King.

Cash. I have failed to find a local ATM (apart from one which gave me a 500 euro note!

Parking: in the centre of Dietzenbach is difficult and needs a parking disc. There is a major shopping area out of the centre (10 minutes from Dietzenbach club) but it is full of giant shops: not much use for a few items.

Accommodation: I have found an excellent cheap AirBNB ten minutes by car from the club.

[Optimist]

Re reading my report I see I could have misled about parking. There is adequate off street parking at the club. Sorry.

[Optimist]

Neurosynth. As you suggest, I can find no indication of any raids and forced entry into rooms consequent on the new law (although this happens regularly and cases of illegal street prostitution). I suspect the law is as you say very hard to enforce in this way.

I am more concerned about authorities deciding, in the case of any club which gets too high a profile, to bring the club down by using licencing, planning, fire, or tax regulations. Dietzenbach may be insulated from this as it is in a commercial area and does not advertise. The only thing which could possibly give it an unwonted (and indeed unwanted) profile is internet reporting.

We shall see.

Cheers.

[Kosher Kowboy]

On the plus side the showers work perfectly, there is always shower gel, working hair dryers, mouth rinse (not sure about sharing that)
The downside is the lack of food apart from boiled frankfurters and bread (the later is edible).

But I realised in the end that there were a lot of jokes between the girls, a lot of chatting, and a general camaraderie. It is not a party club like Samya. But for watching naked girls it is one of the best.
There were some fun things I've never seen in another club:
I dealt with the lack of food by bringing my own,

With the girls in this club, once you are in the room, there is no precious princess behaviour :)The girls know you are there to fuck them pure and simple and that is what they want you to do as Kosher memorably writes. Again no stress. Nothing better than being with an attractive sensitive sweet girl knowing that I can fuck her whenever I feel like it.

Unlike other clubs there is totally no upselling or requests for tips. DFK is not automatic but is available.

English skills in the club are very variable. Bianca has good English.


On my next trip I plan on six days at Dietzenbach, probably about 10 hours every day.

I was actually impressed with the showers and didn't have to keep resetting them and they were rain showers from above not hard spray from the wall. The mouthwash also liked being there not the fancy one with automatic cup dispenser just have to be sure to take a cup from the black bin not the red bin (used ones) or hold the bottle above your mouth and pour a little if don't want risk of using some other guy's cup.

I liked how the girls were very friendly with each other too, helped each other all out and when I was looking for one girl one time another girl told me ' she be back 20 minutes'; in a very non-competitive way almost looking out for each other's ' regulars' when they could easily try a steal.

For food I would eat a hot dog every 2-3 hours or so for protein and wolf down an apple or so every other hour as well and I also took with me sandwiches from the Frankfurt train station in my backpack and would put them in the section where a Sharks towel normally goes.

Fully agree with how they have great attitudes in the bedrooms, one of almost happiness and appreciation you chose them over the others and they want you to have fun even make real eye contact and get in to it more unlike some other clubs where the attitude is ' you are a loser and even though you are paying me you should be blessed I am here to fuck you ' ; we call that PPS here, or spelled out Platinum Pussy Syndrome and I have yet to encounter that at Dietz where as elsewhere during floor interviews eliminating risks of PPS is paramount before agreeing to go to the room. The PPS never walks in the Dietz door, PPS is off the charts at other FKK's and that is where the guy has to do his own homework and legwork.

I only have 6 days next trip and than 7 in December so I may beat your'e 6 visits total well I have to. I have to be cheap until year's end because I must wait until the new year to refill the cash silos in the backyard as I'm advised to defer my capital gains taxes until 2019 and not pay them in 2018 as the market is too hot now best wait for the pullback to take the profits and defer Uncle Sam's money until the following tax year. The 2017 FKK Season will wrap up at Aldi so I can save money on fees and bags of course. I am one of the few who could in theory stomach 13 days here over two months but will probably break up each trip with 1-2 discount days elsewhere for the food and looks and wellness areas. (perhaps have my own Chinese pig roast).

There was one memorable ' uniting' experience while sitting there in quiet one day. One girl was fucking some guy in that very first room downstairs under the stairwell and all of a sudden we heard screaming. All the guys and girls heads turned kind of looking at each other trying to figure out what it was. And it happened again. And Again. Than it got louder and louder and it was obvious the guy in there was building up a load and finally the dude busted his nut at the top of his lungs too and I thought King Kong or Godzilla was busting a nut it was so loud sounded like a caveman. At first the girls were all relieved the girl was OK but once the guy blew every girl started clapping and cheering and the guys followed suit in clapping. It was one of those had to be there moments to truly appreciate it but pure entertainment to say the least. It is like you say, the girls know we are there to use them and pound the shit out of their little wet pussies and fill them with our warm liquids and do so happily. IMHO this makes up for the looks some may lack. One must also be aware that those little wet pussies you fuck in the AM by about 10 PM have become giant gaping axe wounds with blown out labia and temperatures several degrees warmer than earlier in the day and they usually need little to no lubricant come night time, our fellow mongers took care of that during the day.

There is a new girl there need to try out (claims to be 20) , I believe her name is Karoline or Karolynne; an American from another site did her and told me she was ' less than a week on the job' when he was there which probably means she came from another club. It is amazing how we tourists meet so many ' new' girls at FKK, like the McDonald's girl clearly one of the most sharky, fun and experienced tarts I have done since 1988, they all lie!! Brand new my ass! But as I have stated previously, listening to their lies and fibs can be entertaining and I just play along, I am there for their vaginas not for the truths. Sharky PPS types are fien too, just have to interview them hard and sometimes several to find the right one. Dietz girls are all lay ups and slam dunks. So far!

Bianca, I think you should hire XXX to join you all. I should do the same. I know who you speak of now, 90% sure it was her and she was there but I didn't do her as I preferred the non English speaking ones as I don't have communicate with them except in nature's way only. At Sharks and other clubs enough speak English or Spanish and at Dietz it is kind of nice not knowing Bulgarian or Romanian as I do not have to listen to stories and garbage and I am also free to talk to them as dirty and filthy as I want and they have no fucking clue what I am saying just that I am enjoying myself and that they get paid. I think we are in a Whorse race to see who is going to fuck XXX and Bianca before the other although I tend to go for the blondes. For a cheap 140 E any john could hire the pair or any pair for that matter for an entire hour, get non stop blowjobs from two girls, eat two pussies, fuck one than the other back and forth and ultimately enjoy the feeling of blowing two loads in two different girls.

Bianca sounds too educated for me especially if she speaks English, I like the dumb ones! If they don't speak English they become glorified blowup dolls you can do as you wish with except they are real human beings not pieces of plastic or a fleshlight. Speaking of fleshlight, I think they should start up a ' mold your're favorite wh*re's pussy' so that I could collect the vaginal shapes of the Dietz lineup and play bareback the plastic toy in between my trips.

[Optimist]

Kosher. I'll see if I can get xxx and Bianca together before you. I know Bianca would like to be with a guy who is pounding the other girl.And I would like that guy to be me.

Yes, Bianca is educated enough to know how to keep a customer she likes. But not greedy. Not sure if she will be your style but I defy anyone to talk to her and be immune to her honest eyes (well, they seem honest). An extremely simpatica girl, belying the impression caused by tattoos and Rasta hair.She will also enthusiastically do what you want ( no anal, and not too hard). I know you prefer them not to talk but it's great to ask Bianca to do something and she then leaps to it, a willing partner in crime.

I love your description of the girls applauding. It happened also when I was there. They have a really good attitude and sense of fun. As you say no Platinum Pussy here, or as I put it, no Precious Princesses. Every time I go to a room at Dietzenbach I get double the pleasure by thinking that I am donating to girls at Dietzenbach and not to some stuck up Princess at Sharks. The girls at Dietzenbach make me feel they actually want me to fuck them as opposed to them acting as if they are doing me a favour. As I said, the moment I get through the front door they make me feel like I am appreciated.Just ask a girl to do something and two second later she is enthusiastically at it.

There are a couple of bad apples. Diana and Eva I think ((Eva being the tall, slim and well built girl with black hair)

My next trip is 4 to 9 November. See you if you are around.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Kosher. I'll see if I can get xxx and Bianca together before you. I know Bianca would like to be with a guy who is pounding the other girl.

Yes, Bianca is educated enough to know how to keep a customer she likes. But not greedy. Not sure if she will be your style.

I love your description of the girls applauding. It happened also when I was there. They have a really good attitude and sense of fun. As you say no platinum pussy here, or as I put it, no Precious Princesses. Every time I go to a room at Dietzenbach I get double the pleasure by thinking that I am donating to girls at Dietzenbach and not to some stuck up Princess at Sharks. The girls at Dietzenbach make me feel they actually want me to fuck them as opposed to them acting as if they are doing me a favour. As I said, the moment I get through the front door they make me feel like I am appreciated.

My next trip is 4 to 9 November. See you if you are around.I depart Frankfurt before your arrival. I think I know who Bianca is, I was going to pair XXX with this blonde I want (who also I read has fucked thousands up in the NRW full AO) but maybe in your honor (honour) will have Bianca replace her. I think it is important if we can not tag team that we make sure our girls are full of cash and protein if the other is not there to provide such needed things all girls need. I wish to join the official ' Club Dietz Stalker's Club' ; where do I sign up and mail a check to? Or do you need a picture of XXX as a requirement for entry?

[Optimist]

I depart Frankfurt before your arrival. I think I know who Bianca is, I was going to pair XXX with this blonde I want (who also I read has fucked thousands up in the NRW full AO) but maybe in your honor (honour) will have Bianca replace her. I think it is important if we can not tag team that we make sure our girls are full of cash and protein if the other is not there to provide such needed things all girls need. I wish to join the official ' Club Dietz Stalker's Club' ; where do I sign up and mail a check to? Or do you need a picture of XXX as a requirement for entry?I will tell Bianca to expect your cash LOL. She will be away for a while in early / mid October, and her return date is as yet unclear.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I will tell Bianca to expect your cash LOL. She will be away for a while in early / mid October, and her return date is as yet unclear.Looks like I may miss her this go around. But feel free to tell her if you have her What'sApp that if an American pervert sees her before November and pays her specifically with 8 crumpled up 5 Euro notes or in the case of an hour fourteen crumpled up 5 notes it was me! I will ball them up and wrinkle them very badly so she can be 100% sure she just fucked Germany's most infamous towel thief.

But this towel thief is looking to get in on this Mandy action at Sharks see what she is all about the Americans here all rave about her too she just got a review the other day, I need to find out where she sits so I can play stalker at Sharks too. I will toss a 100 E note at Mandy and see what all this raving is about. Squeeze Darcy in too (she gave me good vibes) and the Chinese pig. Germany truly is a playground with something for everyone!

[Optimist]

Looks like I may miss her this go around. But feel free to tell her if you have her What'sApp that if an American pervert sees her before November and pays her specifically with 8 crumpled up 5 Euro notes or in the case of an hour fourteen crumpled up 5 notes it was me! I will ball them up and wrinkle them very badly so she can be 100% sure she just fucked Germany's most infamous towel thief.

But this towel thief is looking to get in on this Mandy action at Sharks see what she is all about the Americans here all rave about her too she just got a review the other day, I need to find out where she sits so I can play stalker at Sharks too. I will toss a 100 E note at Mandy and see what all this raving is about. Squeeze Darcy in too (she gave me good vibes) and the Chinese pig. Germany truly is a playground with something for everyone!Mandy at Sharks is often busy, but for me no optic attraction so I declined her. I get better at Dietzenbach and I think Mandy only stands out service wise because of all the Sharks at Sharks. Mandy often sits to the right of the bar couches if you stand with your back to entrance. If you see Betty tell her I am now spending my money on a beautiful girl who appreciates my money.

Bianca is a discerning girl and will value every crumpled 5 euro note you can spare. She might even take pity on you and share her dinner.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Mandy at Sharks is often busy, but for me no optic attraction so I declined her. I get better at Dietzenbach and I think Mandy only stands out service wise because of all the Sharks at Sharks. Mandy often sits to the right of the bar couches if you stand with your back to entrance. If you see Betty tell her I am now spending my money on a beautiful girl who appreciates my money.

Bianca is a discerning girl and will value every crumpled 5 euro note you can spare. She might even take pity on you and share her dinner.I saw some girls late at night picking at the crumbs from the bread that was gone and seemingly upset no more sausages were left in the steamer, perhaps I will order a few pizzas for the place next time around 7 Pm or so.

Mandy and Betty I will search out and as always one man's cup of tea may not be another's. Often a girl esp on the internet even in USA will get a name out there and all of a sudden every Joe Blow wants to fuck her and all tourists add her to their list because some dude they do not even know clicked with her and raved yet in reality not all click with others. Sometimes I do not understand why some guys go drooling over some internet reviewed girl when all boils down to YMMV anyway although some ladies YMMV scale is not as extreme as others and sounds like Mandy is more consistent than others may be with that. I find it much more fun to do my own hunting and interviews and pick out who I think will be a match so I think many guys who rush to clubs to see certain girls based on reviews are in a way taking blind stabs still, it is much more fun to hunt for yourself and find your kill, it is half the fun!

But given the fact the name Mandy shows up on ISG as much as Trump does on CNN it has become of interest to me to see what she is all about, 'if she is really all that and a bag of chips kind of thing. '.

If you see Mandy before I for any reason tell her if she fucks an American who pays her with four twenty notes a ten and two fives (all crinkled as well) that the guy wants her pink towel!

[ExpatLover]

Mandy at Sharks is often busy, but for me no optic attraction so I declined her. I get better at Dietzenbach and I think Mandy only stands out service wise because of all the Sharks at Sharks. Mandy often sits to the right of the bar couches if you stand with your back to entrance. If you see Betty tell her I am now spending my money on a beautiful girl who appreciates my money.

Bianca is a discerning girl and will value every crumpled 5 euro note you can spare. She might even take pity on you and share her dinner.Never Mandy is seating on the right side of the bar, Dietz. Is really the place you can forget, dark inside more or less impossible to see clearly a girl, for me not 1 girl even half pretty as Mandy.

[PussyLiccker]

Well, if there are many guys that like to mention her positively, good for her and the patrons. We need clubs full of girls of that reputational calibur.

I agree with what you say in general. Seek who you like, meet your spec, and recommend whoever you find to be a good provider.

Although, she doesn't fit my spec really all that close, she is reliable and recommendable for services. Like you say, one of the more consistant provider it seems.

[Wanking]

Good Reports Kosher and Optimist.

[Sirioja]

Even they are said to have nice behavior, I really wonder how look girls who accept business to be BB fucked, CIM, anal, for only 30 €?

Girls like Katalina or Megan didn't like BBBJ and condom fucking for only 50 at Sharks, so, now they work for 140 minimum. They were always lovely, even princess looks like I need to be attracted.

I went to Mandy on a very down casting day, after seeing her for many months. Despite her nice, smiling behavior, her real will to please us in room, never repeated because no dream when I look at her, even I know how she is lovely. Same for Sandra, no more attraction since she lost her beginning of 2015 freshness, even I know how she can give generosity. I need beauty and sensuality, just real woman looks, I don t find anymore at Sharks. Maybe have to give a look at Dietz, to compare with big Sharks numerous but average casting. Oase is also low for woman looks.

I prefer only 1 attractive girl, rather than 100 GND.

[ExpatLover]

Even they are said to have nice behavior, I really wonder how look girls who accept business to be BB fucked, CIM, anal, for only 30 ?

Girls like Katalina or Megan didn't like BBBJ and condom fucking for only 50 at Sharks, so, now they work for 140 minimum. They were always lovely, even princess looks like I need to be attracted.

I went to Mandy on a very down casting day, after seeing her for many months. Despite her nice, smiling behavior, her real will to please us in room, never repeated because no dream when I look at her, even I know how she is lovely. Same for Sandra, no more attraction since she lost her beginning of 2015 freshness, even I know how she can give generosity. I need beauty and sensuality, just real woman looks, I don t find anymore at Sharks. Maybe have to give a look at Dietz, to compare with big Sharks numerous but average casting. Oase is also low for woman looks.

I prefer only 1 attractive girl, rather than 100 GND.In Dietz, there is no girls that you will go to the room if you see her in day light it is at least true for me, the LU is a disaster and I think it is better to visit RLD in Frankfurt, for me my only visit 2 weeks back was a nightmare.

[Optimist]

Sirioja. As you often say, we all have our own views of beauty.

I am not sure if Dietzenbach will meet your needs but as you say, it only needs one. There are no catwalk models at Dietzenbach, but several very nice looking and self-respecting girls.A real Queen amongst women can be found in strange places.

For me, beauty is partially something which shines through from inside.

The girls at Dietzenbach often really really appreciate being treated like real women. Some of them are indeed real women.

I am lucky that I find some of this at Dietzenbach.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Even they are said to have nice behavior, I really wonder how look girls who accept business to be BB fucked, CIM, anal, for only 30 ?

Girls like Katalina or Megan didn't like BBBJ and condom fucking for only 50 at Sharks, so, now they work for 140 minimum. They were always lovely, even princess looks like I need to be attracted.

I went to Mandy on a very down casting day, after seeing her for many months. Despite her nice, smiling behavior, her real will to please us in room, never repeated because no dream when I look at her, even I know how she is lovely. Same for Sandra, no more attraction since she lost her beginning of 2015 freshness, even I know how she can give generosity. I need beauty and sensuality, just real woman looks, I don t find anymore at Sharks. Maybe have to give a look at Dietz, to compare with big Sharks numerous but average casting. Oase is also low for woman looks.

I prefer only 1 attractive girl, rather than 100 GND.Very good post hopefully I understood it right apologies if I didn't. How do they look? Really nothing special, average girls, without a doubt a notch or two, maybe even 3 below many options at the larger clubs you are accustomed too. The atmosphere I also like, it is a little more chill and different not necessarily better than Sharks, simply different. Sharks has great optics, great amenities, great food and the guys I have met and talked to in there have had very fun conversations. I like women of all types and for me this little hole in the wall club mixed in with Sharks is a great combo and I will split my time between both next trip to get the best of both worlds. At times optics are the priority other times it is service but in general I will balance the two. Mongering to me is like food in a way, one day I will dine at Ruth Chris the next night I stand at a taco truck on the east side of town. I carry a mental scale with me at all times and one side is optics the other side perception of service I will get and between the two I adjust the scale based on who I am talking too and make my decisions. Variety is the spice of life and to me a little Dietz mixed in with the others makes for a great balance and a trip with both optics, service and a little nastiness.

One thing I do wonder is on open forums I read so much great things about this Mandy than see posts where ' she is no dream' and others informing me ' Don't waste your time' or ' She isn't worth what you read about' as I have openly expressed an interest in meeting this lady. From the sounds of it she will be very busy and my chance may not come, but at least I know where she sits for the majority of the time to try. I think I would like to see Mandy, than bust a huge massive and powerful nut with Dominica again (she always gets me off good, I will tip her next time as well just because she treats me like a King and puts 100% effort in and she let's me shove my dick in her for 50E), play with Darcy as she gives good vibes and perhaps the Chinese Pig for pure entertainment and shits and giggles

Well, I hope I understood your post right and I appreciate the great contributions you give the board without slamming others opinions. Sharks seems to have more than just Platinum Princess Syndrome with some ladies, far from all, many nice ones there however it seems that Platinum Prince Symdrome also exists with some who think they own the club when in fact their opinion means jack shit to me. At the end of the shift the club and the girls have my money and the same can be said for all attendees be it a first timer or a daily visitor for five years. Girls always get last laugh, all Johns are not Princes but all Princes are still johns when the doors of the club shut and the tutes walk out with the money.

Thanks for your contributions always presented in a non-condescending manner. If you do try Dietz I hope you enjoy it and if you don't at least you tried.

[Neurosynth]

My thanks to KK and Optimist for some truly helpful and entertaining posts. Dietzenbach may not be for everybody, and in fact I'm glad it's not. Because more for me.

[ExpatLover]

My thanks to KK and Optimist for some truly helpful and entertaining posts. Dietzenbach may not be for everybody, and in fact I'm glad it's not. Because more for me.Enjoy for sure you will never meet me there after my first and last visit 2 weeks back. Food nothing, drinks bad, sauna very dirty, shower dirty, girls sitting on sofa without any smile or pleasure, etc. Etc. It is a very awful place at least for me.

[Kosher Kowboy]

After a wonderful few hours at Dietzenbach the night before with a four course celebratory meal at a Turkish joint in the RLD that followed such wonderful sexcapades; this excited sex tourist woke up full of energy and ready for a second day at the house of ill repute. Knowing the food would be almost useless at Dietzenbach I made sure to load up on all the good food at breakfast and stuff myself full of protein and hoarded the salmon slices, had tons of them. I ate a ton of everything in fact until my stomach was ready to explode, needed as much energy stored in there as possible as I planned three hookers for the day with one in particular after a full day of getting fucked to be my last, we all by now can guess who she is. I than packed up my backpack for the day headed out to the station to catch the train and stopped at Burger King and picked up two Whoppers so I would have food on me as I didn't want to leave the club, even if there are fresh Whoppers up the road. Fully armed with Whoppers and Viagra, even deodorant and a tooth brush / toothpaste off I went down the escalator to catch the SBahn to Dietzenbach. 30 minutes later or so got off the train, too lazy to walk waited a few minutes till a taxi drove by, about 3 minutes and 6,5 E poorer I was dropped off at the iron clad gates to heaven. Saint Peter can go fuck himself, when I die send me to Hell and the Gates of Dietzenbach, I do not want to go to heaven that place is too boring, bunch of freaking stiffs and conservatives probably live up there. Not my type. The girl that answered the buzzer was my type. She had brown hair that was medium to long in length, in good shape (think Romanian) and dark eyes. She greeted me with a smile, made eye contact and handed me my towel and walked me over to the desk and smiled back at me. That was good enough for an interview, sometimes at Dietz all you get is a few seconds to make the best of and she made the cut, the to do list perhaps pending the other potential wives in attendance. I paid my 30 E entry fee actually think might have been 20 E was early; grabbed my key and went to my locker. Followed up with a shower, brushed my teeth, stuck 40 E in the pay box and went to look at the pictures. I looked at the rental vaginas on display for the day and noticed XXX was on that day so I knew for sure where by bare buddy would be squirting his last load of the night.

Not too much action at the time I sat down maybe about 5 girls only. I enjoyed some soda water and over the next 45 minutes or so a few prozzies danced down the Stairwell of Shame with their johns including my sperma receptacle for late night. She had just fucked an Asian, he was the first one I saw in there. Asians are fucking perverts, not sure why this place isn't packed with them. He was the only Asian I saw the entire trip there. He was the smart one, blowing loads for 40 E being appreciated and loved while his brothers and buddies down the road were getting the old 3 cm, 3 minutes, 300 E beating by the Sharks. I wonder how much Mandy clips the Asians for. I look forward to meeting Mandy one day and a Mexican Standoff of ' Who*re vs. John' and see if she takes the money or if I walk, or if she does. It is such a fun game to play. For those of you who know Mandy please send her my deepest and sincerest apologies in advance of my arrival for dragging her fine name thru the mud and in to this Dietzenbach thread.

It was early and I just enjoyed the scenery. XXX soon walked by and greeted me by name. I couldn't talk to her and tell her I would see her later so I tried using sign language that we would fuck later at night and confused her more until a kind German on the next couch saw we had a language barrier and translated for me, she smiled and said something to the guy who told me ' she looks forward to it' and off she went to a couch. I joked with the guy that she really looked forward to my money and he commented they are all the same. We started talking about how nice and loving the ladies were there compared to other places and as we were XXX was walking by with a black dude heading upstairs to get stretched open. I went back to talking to the German, he is a regular there, says he goes once every two weeks and does the other clubs in between but admitted if he were feeling 'naughty' he would pump up the Dietz visits. He loves AO as well. He informed me AO years ago was the norm. These fucking German bastards are lucky! I look forward to renting an apartment in Germany for 2-4 weeks in 2018 and at least for one month live like a German. He gave me a few tips on the girls as he has fucked everyone there.

I went to my locker and decided to start my Viagra cocktail for the day with a 100 MG gel pack, would be kicked in within 30 minutes. I went back to the couches, moved around between a few, and finally found an interesting looking one. I was finally juiced up ready to go and was about to get up and sit next to her when I got blown out of the water by another guy. Another guy sat next to her just as I was ready to get up and I was fucked, had to watch them make out as insult to injury, that bastard stole my who*re! I chose another couch feeling defeated and deflated, I hate losing. I should not complain, I have been the first to the punch dozens and dozens of times just as another john was gunning for the same pussy and dozens and dozens of time I have been the one who lost. It comes with the territory and truth be told makes playing the game a little more fun. However, I took great comfort in realizing that if I fucked her later she might be that much wetter or visuals of her vagina might provide enhanced optical pleasure at the signs of wear and tear.

So there I sat, looking for the next and needed someone soon, my guy was ready to go. I than made eye contact which was returned by Karla (Carla), the young lady who kindly answered the door when I entered, and I decided I wanted to enter her. I got up, no cock blocking Germans this time and sat down on her couch. She would be the first of the day. This time no stairs, we went to the same room that I had creampied XXX in the prior night.

I think walking in to the room just knowing it was the scene where this towel stealing, Viagra peddling creampie criminal committed a high crime against the German People the night before was a turn on as my dick was poking outwards in to the towel ready to go without even a blowjob. Karla was a very nice girl but she didn't go for the kissing on the lips or with tongue nor did I really care but she did do the kiss your neck and ears and work her way down. She doesn't speak much English but she did utter the word 'Condom?' I assumed she was asking my preference towards the use of a Jimmy Bag and I of course let her know my sentiments on the condom as I am a very responsible adult. Excellent blowjob, she actually seemed to enjoy it. The blowjob must have lasted ten minutes, it was very enjoyable but what was more enjoyable was knowing I could take my time, I wasn't rushed, she desired for me to be happy (and pay her) and when I was ready to fuck I could tell her, none of that stop blowjob and slap condom on to fuck the guy and get him out as quick as possible to the money box and in to showers and back on the floor for the next john. These Dietz girls really are fun, they give you that full half hour if you need it which for me is a nice break as I have trained myself to pop quickly in other clubs before their Precious Princess Syndrome kicks in after 10 or 15 min and they try to make you feel like you are taking too long and taking advantage of their time but Carla just sucked like a champ till I was ready to fuck. Carla climbed on top of me and fucked me really good actually put effort in to her performance. I think I fucked her a long time as she got tired on top finally and I put her en cuatro patas and entered her from behind. I think I had too much Viagra in me, I do not think all the Viagra was out of my system from the night before and the stuff just compounds in there and builds up as more enters the body, sort of like puddles of cum getting popped in to the guts of XXX repeatedly over the course of a day, you get the point. I'll finish up on that later as it was truly a grand finale at 21:30-22:00. Blowing a load was getting difficult so Carla had another idea. Using her hand and her mouth she sucked on me again and right at about the 30 minute mark millions of dead swimmers shot out of me as a result of her handjob and blowjob combo and I am pleased to announce that every one of those swimmers ended up in the bulls-eye even though they got transferred to a paper towel and tossed in the garbage a moment later. I wrapped up in my towels, she checked the room to make sure she had all her stuff and down to the money box we went, handed her 40 E and retreated to the showers.

I decided no more Viagra till the evening, I still had a hard on and had just blown but that would be a good thing as I knew I could get another one off pretty quick. I was thirsty, grabbed some Fanta Orange and two sausages and wolfed all down. The Whoppers would be dinner. These franks were good enough to hold me over. I sat back down and looked for my next victim but she didn't take long to find. She was sitting on the same couch as before when than German monger beat me to the punch. She looked extremely bored but knew I was looking at her. I wasn't ready quite yet nor was I worried about someone snagging her as I was relaxed and enjoying the sights and of course seeing XXX head up the stairs again this time with a guy who must have been over 80 years old taking one step at a time holding the railing. XXX now did a black guy, an Asian guy and a senior citizen, she is all over the map, what a high volume non-discriminating dirty who#e.

Nature finally called and I got off my tail and walked over to Neko's couch. Or maybe it is Neco. Dark haired girl little curly, would usually sit on the back couch of the first ' island' of couches in the middle section. She always seems to sit facing the back. I approached Neko and sat down and she greeted me with a smile and tossed her legs over my lap and started rubbing her hands up and down my arm, than she leaned over to start kissing so I kissed her back and pointed at her, at me, and up the stairs and she understood quite well. She pointed at the sign with the prices and I realized she was asking how long / price I wanted so I held up four fingers (I bet XXX could get 4 fingers in her with ease) so Neko knew 40 E; up the stairs to the room. Kissing was followed by my tongue up her twat, sucking on her magic button and she seemed to enjoy it. In fact I think most Dietz girls enjoy it and realize they are giving you their all for 30 minutes while at other establishments DATY means the guy is in room longer which means the girl gets back to floor later than she wants which means potential less income which means they fake their orgasm in a minute or two to simply placate the idiot john so she can get rid of him faster. They do this in the USA too, they also like to be fucked in doggie as it tightens their pussy up so the man cums quicker and secondly they do not have to look at us and can think of their well hung black boyfriends instead.

When she was sufficiently wet and drenched I rolled over on my back, time for her to work. She said 'condom', I made a motion with my hand and head to indicate to her my preference and she proceeded to per my preference (in accordance with myself being the good law abiding American citizen I am) administered a great blowjob, I think they all seem to give good blowjobs, only the angels from hell at Mainhatten now give shit blowjobs, fuck that joint (for now) . Sharks will now gets my money when I am not in filthy, dirty, excessively high mileage hooker mode. Neko's blowjob was much more to my liking than the one the angels from hell are strong armed to give now. When it was time to fuck she climbed right on top, after all this law abiding citizen of the United States of America was already prepared for entry in to both her mouth and vagina so we just continued on the loving path we were on although she did toss some lube in there, got herself nice and wet besides my saliva in her. We fucked in cowgirl first after she climbed aboard for a little while than we switched to doggie (I wonder if she thought of some Turkish guy) and was able to pound her pretty deep. I say Turkish simply because that German downstairs told me many of them had Turkish boyfriends. He also told me for a German man the ultimate humiliation is to find out his wife or girlfriend was cheating on him with a Turkish man and even more humiliating would be for his family, friends and co-workers to also know a Turkish man was blowing his loads up his wife. I decided to switch to missionary as I wanted to watch her pussy while I came so flipped her over. I banged her hard and when my cock swelled up right before shooting she seemed to enjoy the extra width expansion in her pussy. In other clubs and back home, anywhere greedy hookers exist some might be thinking ' thank god, this loser's dick is thickening up and starting to throb so he is finally going to cum so I can get paid to go fuck someone else after I pretend I like him and take his money at the box and laugh at him while he walks away thinking he is a stud. Eventually I reached the moment of ejaculation and shot my load very hard, as far as it could physically go per the laws that I personally follow. I beat to my own drum. I withdraw my shrinking pecker and she pointed at the paper towels. I held them up and she took a wad of them and stuck them between her legs and closed her legs tightly around the towels. As I handed her the towels I said Danke and she said something sounded like ' Bitter' or ' Bite' or ' Vee-tah'; anyone know what that means? Probably means Fuck You in Romanian or Bulgarian knowing I wouldn't understand.

I think these precious ladies deserve softer towels and think perhaps I should go on Amazon and deliver them 100 rolls of Bounty Softer Quicker Picker Uppers. Their vaginas deserve an upgrade for the intense pleasure they provide and poundings they endure. Neko removed the paper towels and than needed more. I noticed she was a little messy, soaked and drippy, she really should not have put so much of that darn lube in her pussy first, stuff leaks out forever. Once all of the lubricant that was put in her vagina was mopped up by the generic cheap paper towels we got up and left the room. I handed her 40 E, she graciously took it with a smile and danced her way up the stairwell appreciative and happy. I would end up repeating with Neko a few times. She seems to be a good choice.

I took a shower and was hungry and this would be the time if at another club I would go eat so I went to my backpack and pulled out two cold half soggy Whoppers, grabbed some Fanta at the fountain and sat down at the bar / table in the middle of the room and wolfed both down before I brushed my teeth. I spent the next two hours just sitting and relaxing watching my wives go up and down the stairs as the club was getting busy. The night crowd had rolled in to get their quick fucks in and the girls were quite busy, one in particular, I think she did 18 rooms I counted that day. Of course she would be my last of the night so once the Whoppers were digested I grabbed a gel pack of Viagra, sucked it down and waited until 21:30 to find my loving and precious, darling bareback queen to pump one last load for the night inside of. She was upstairs (where else would she be) but did make her way down shortly after, got her money, went upstairs to freshen up (I think she rushed) as she was down pretty quick. She (we all know who) remembered (the Dietz girls do have brains too) that I wanted to see her late at night so she pretty much stopped at my couch, I reached out my hand and she grabbed it, pulled me up and off we went to fuck.

Now, for this filthy and high kilometer who $re I can remove the fuzz from the scenes above (Japanese Porn Style) and show the HD version, Neurosynth will be happy, he is well aware of my dubious character and will protect me from the 'efforts' of the authorities. I forgot, the authorities can watch, after all they are hiding under the bed writing me a bill for hundreds of thousands of Euros and a one way ticket to jail for what would by now amount to a life sentence in Langstrafenanstalt.

We started in 69 so I enjoyed my bareback blowjob without a condom in sight, I doubt she even had any on her, who knows, the latex lovers can worry about that. I would almost bet she hates condoms more than myself. She lowered her pussy on to my face. What a difference 18 men makes in a day. The previous day must have been slow for her or on this day she must have fucked some porn stars because her pussy was blown to bits, the entire thing about hung out of her and her lips dangled pretty far down. I chowed on that dirty box and she was just as wet as can be and I am sure it wasn't all from excitement, probably none of it. 69 turned out to be a little uncomfortable as sometimes I enjoy one or the other better so put her on her back to continue eating my dessert. She really had a giant pussy. Each set of labia per side was as thick as two of my fingers together, her opening was spread so wide a walnut would fit in there and I could see inches deep in to her in fact when I wasn't eating it and she was just laying there I could see her labia flapping in the wind created from the oscillation of the fan behind us. XXX provided me tons of used and worn flesh to lick, suck and chew on. I decided to suck on her clit and get some fingers in there, put one in and before it was half way in I knew there was plenty of open real estate in that cave and added a second, a third and as suspected a fourth went in with ease. 10 E a finger! That pussy was so loose and stretched out I was actually able to turn my four fingers 360 degrees inside her, might be looking at some fisting action next time. I was in pure heaven at that time and started having dirty thoughts and fantasies of idiocy.

If I can be so lucky and I will be as optimistic as possible in my hopes to to pair up my English friend's bride to be Bianca with my bride to be if Bianca would enjoy watching another who*re get fisted. I think we should have a double wedding and instead of traditional wedding dresses we can sew together used Dietz sheets to make dresses and instead of wearing suits we can simply wear blue Sharks robes and all male guests will wear a white Sharks towels and all female guests will wear pink Shark's towels. All of the guests can sit on fine red couches in the parlor and the brides wrapped in cum drenched sheets can descend the stairs together to begin their future lives. Instead of putting rings on their fingers we will all show disrespect to the condom and will destroy two entirely and tear them to shreds until down to just the rubber rings, those will be their wedding rings. I will supply my own best man from real life who knows of my behavior and I think we send a stretch limo to Darmstadt to pick up Mandy to be the bridesmaid for both and for Mandy we will let her wear whatever she was wearing at Sharks that day.

She said something in her native tongue, motioned me and rolled over on to her side and I figured out she wanted me in her sideways and in I went. Once inside after a few thrusts I was very pleased with the feelings of a naturally wet vagina without an evil rubber wrapper put on to choke my blood flow and desensitize me. Better said, ' Criminal Condoms. ' She than took her hand and stuck it on her hip and pressed down which basically tightened her pussy up, she probably knew she was real loose that night. And she was. I have fucked many women in my life and almost 30 years of this game and I think her pussy might take home the crown as the loosest I have ever had, top two at least; the ditzy West Palm Beach white trash one out of the Yellow Pages in the olden days before the internet wore an Atlanta baseball Jersey in to my room at the Knights Inn in Lake Worth, FL might have her beat, that one I think probably banged the entire Atlanta Braves baseball team that night as at that time the Braves trained in West Palm and I think a Louisville Slugger bat would have gone all the way in her that night down the the handle where George Brett would cheat and put the pine tar. I wanted to be on top to blow so I put my precious queen on her back and entered her on top like the night prior. I pounded away and she returned each thrust. She did not grab my nipples to try to get me to cum faster. She did not pretend to cum with fabricated moans faking an orgasm by shaking her hips like a Colombian on the 15th floor of the Hyatt in Panama City trying to fool you nor did she show any desire to have me finish and it took me some time as she was third and too much Viagra can delay blowing your load but eventually I felt it coming, even between those gaping cavernous walls I could not be stopped from blowing and I blasted her with yet another load of mine and probably 19 or 20 for the evening. I than pulled out and went to find the paper towels but she didn't seem interested in them at the time just laid there and it seemed she was happy the evening was over, doors locked, no more rooms. I didn't think she needed them anyway, I don't think I came too much and nothing leaked out. I guess I shot it pretty deep and the swimmers were all having a good time in the warmth of her well and didn't want out nor do I blame them I myself wish I could swim up her but alas I saw a tiny little puddle of white form at her vaginal opening. It just was a little, wouldn't come down but than a few seconds later it slowly started leaking not too much and all of a sudden it started oozing out and than about a quart of cum just poured out of her like a waterfall, sort of like a fork in the road half the loads went down one thigh the other half down the other. She definitely had a busy and most economically beneficial day and that cheap white sheet was drenched in fluids and she leaked for a while even after the gush, kind of like aftershocks after the big tremor in an earthquake. I guess the bidets only do so much good. I should have taken the sheet with me but at the time I wasn't in borrowing mood, was more impressed with the memories of that reservoir emptying its contents in such massive quantities. She got her 40 E as always, waved good bye, I got dressed and in my elated mood had a taxi dialed up and 30 minutes or so later I was in Frankfurt. I slept very well dreaming of my princess and can only assume the guys at Luderland (if still there) miss her but I am sure they have their own cum buckets keeping them occupied that they load up non-stop as well. I hope to add to that bucket in 2018 if one still exists there.

[ExpatLover]

After a wonderful few hours at Dietzenbach the night before with a four course celebratory meal at a Turkish joint in the RLD that followed such wonderful sexcapades; this excited sex tourist woke up full of energy and ready for a second day at the house of ill repute. Knowing the food would be almost useless at Dietzenbach I made sure to load up on all the good food at breakfast and stuff myself full of protein and hoarded the salmon slices, had tons of them. I ate a ton of everything in fact until my stomach was ready to explode, needed as much energy stored in there as possible as I planned three hookers for the day with one in particular after a full day of getting fucked to be my last, we all by now can guess who she is. I than packed up my backpack for the day headed out to the station to catch the train and stopped at Burger King and picked up two Whoppers so I would have food on me as I didn't want to leave the club, even if there are fresh Whoppers up the road. Fully armed with Whoppers and Viagra, even deodorant and a tooth brush / toothpaste off I went down the escalator to catch the SBahn to Dietzenbach. 30 minutes later or so got off the train, too lazy to walk waited a few minutes till a taxi drove by, about 3 minutes and 6,5 E poorer I was dropped off at the iron clad gates to heaven. Saint Peter can go fuck himself, when I die send me to Hell and the Gates of Dietzenbach, I do not want to go to heaven that place is too boring, bunch of freaking stiffs and conservatives probably live up there. Not my type. The girl that answered the buzzer was my type. She had brown hair that was medium to long in length, in good shape (think Romanian) and dark eyes. She greeted me with a smile, made eye contact and handed me my towel and walked me over to the desk and smiled back at me. That was good enough for an interview, sometimes at Dietz all you get is a few seconds to make the best of and she made the cut, the to do list perhaps pending the other potential wives in attendance. I paid my 30 E entry fee actually think might have been 20 E was early; grabbed my key and went to my locker. Followed up with a shower, brushed my teeth, stuck 40 E in the pay box and went to look at the pictures. I looked at the rental vaginas on display for the day and noticed XXX was on that day so I knew for sure where by bare buddy would be squirting his last load of the night.

Not too much action at the time I sat down maybe about 5 girls only. I enjoyed some soda water and over the next 45 minutes or so a few prozzies danced down the Stairwell of Shame with their johns including my sperma receptacle for late night. She had just fucked an Asian, he was the first one I saw in there. Asians are fucking perverts, not sure why this place isn't packed with them. He was the only Asian I saw the entire trip there. .Sorry but why do you need to take Viagra, I am over 60 and never took any of this kind of pill, if you are in good conditions you don t need to take anything except you have a lack of self confidence, or may be Dietz is so bad that you need it.

[Optimist]

I hear the entry price is now 35 euros. That is making Sharks entry look good value.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I hear the entry price is now 35 euros. That is making Sharks entry look good value.I heard the increase was due to the fact the sheets were requiring more detergent and an extra cycle to clean up all the lubrication properly; hope they don't raise it again when the November bill shows up.

[Optimist]

I heard the increase was due to the fact the sheets were requiring more detergent and an extra cycle to clean up all the lubrication properly; hope they don't raise it again when the November bill shows up.Maybe you should offer to take the sheets home for laundering.

[ExpatLover]

I hear the entry price is now 35 euros. That is making Sharks entry look good value.Dietz is not playing in the same ligue as Shark, no food, poor drinks, bad premises where is the dream when you visit this kind of places, LU is at the same level as the rest even for 1 euros entry I will never return.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Hi guys,

Next week I am staying in Darmstadt for few days and thought to pay a visit to a FKK place. Based on the recent reviews here about the girls' service (KosherCowboy, I really enjoyed your reports, you are a gifted writer. You should open a blog on Germany FKK experiences) I am considering going to Dietzenbach on Tuesday evening which will be my free evening.

Any good tips on how to get there fast, easy and cheap? No use will come up by paying 60 euro back and forth for a taxi. I would just go to Sharks then.

Thanks in advance for your precious help!

Cheers mates.

[Neurosynth]

KK, great report! Just a couple comments. First, the German word you heard was no doubt "bitte" which means "you're welcome" but can also mean other polite positive things depending on context. For example a waiter might say it when he comes to your table. Second, I believe taking "too much" Viagra doesn't impede orgasm. What probably happens is that you take getting an erection as a sign that you've recovered from a previous session. Especially when taking Viagra (or Cialis) it's entirely possible to get an erection even though the rest of the system hasn't recharged.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Hi guys,
(KosherCowboy, I really enjoyed your reports, you are a gifted writer.

Any good tips on how to get there fast, easy and cheap? No use will come up by paying 60 euro back and forth for a taxi.
Glad you enjoyed them, one more short one to go. I inherited some of my mom's writing skills and a few bucks to make it to Darmstadt myself now and than so please find out where Mandy sits while you are there, I have a 50 note, 5 20 notes, a 100 note and even a 200 note in my passport already so ready for all pitches that may be tossed my way if I can find her as long as services offered include DATY CFS and an ' extra pleasurable blowjob' in accordance with all German statutes. She will be sharkish, I will be half Asian and half Jewish and we will see where we settle (if I find her) so anyone who knows her tell her there is an American coming who she can rip off!

I too would like to know the cheapest way between the two but I think you are right it is a 30 E taxi each way. I may rent a car but for some reason I am scared to drive in Germany as I am used to driving a Toyota truck at 65 mph and the cars in Germany go too fast and afraid I will stall traffic behind me and get a violation for driving too slow, run off the road driving too fast or the GPS will not direct me around the circles and forks in the road. A car would be the cheapest way though, maybe I will get over my phobia.

[Kosher Kowboy]

KK, great report! Just a couple comments. First, the German word you heard was no doubt "bitte" which means "you're welcome" but can also mean other polite positive things depending on context.That makes sense, should have figured it out, you always have the intelligent comments! I'll stick to the filth and mud, I seem to do better with that. ( and importing towels from Germany).

I think I will soon head in to the sheets import business as well. It just occurred to me that the shoe situation at Dietz sucks it is like picking them off a rack at the D.S.W. Shoe Warehouse; perhaps I will borrow my Sharks shoes for the day and return them to Sharks the next day ( or not) .....Considering what we stick our dicks in there I should walk barefoot.

Bareback, barefoot; what's the darn difference

[Kosher Kowboy]

Time to wrap up the Dietz journey here and all I can think of now as I count down the days is ringing the buzzer there shortly and being let in by some girl with a pussy full of cum ready for more. I plan a full out blitzkrieg on the vaginas of the LU and plan to bust in them one by one and fill as many targets as possible. Any survivors will be popped in December. Life is short and there are too many pussies to fill might start nailing them in pairs. What guy doesn't dream of sticking their cock in one pussy, pulling it out shoving it in another over and over and finally choosing which one they want to flood although finishing up with a double blowjob and cum shooting everywhere is also a potential. Germany is an addiction and it only gets worse each trip!

I will keep (try, hard to do) this one short as it is time to teach the Americans on their boards how life works in the major leagues, they are a bunch of minor league players who have no clue about real pussy and as one member here once told me ' I don't know why more American guys don't go to Germany, they are either broke or stupid. ' Words of wisdom. 'he knows who he is. Well stated! I am officially stealing your quote! And one other one too, the one about ' having to suffer and sit in coach on an airplane. '.

I was tired, looked at the train schedule and saw I just missed a train and said ' fuck it' and hopped in a taxi to Dietz after buying two baguettes with various meats and cheeses for dinner and 34 Euros later I was buzzing the gates to Chez Creampie. I paid my discounted entry fee. I stuck 40 E in the box and went to get showered, dose myself up on Viagra (started w 60 MG today with the troches from the pharmacy in Richardson, TX) and hit the floor with my towel and a glass of water.

I knew it was going to be a rough day was tired from all the fucking from days before, I need to find an activity in Germany to do for one day every third day or fourth to recharge entirely, For this reason I will extend my trips in 2018 so I can spend more time with my German friends as they do make great company in the clubs, I learn much from them actually. I do wish they would have a little more respect at the Sharks bar however, if you get up to walk around or go eat it might be nice to remove your towel and let someone else have the seat but by now I just remove their towel myself and take the god dam seat. If they do come back they never care.

Well I sat on one couch about 30 min until I felt the troche kicking in and went to get one more and sucked it down and about 45 min decided to go on the hunt. I chose a Mya or Maya. She is a larger girl with a larger butt and long black hair. I noticed she was having a busy early afternoon (about 5 men) so I figured her internal temperatures were now up to sufficient levels for maximum pleasure. Pussies can be like cars sometimes need to warm up a little however I try my hardest to avoid thinking they were dropped off by Muslims and that they came in their pussies first but as long as I don't know my fantasy that they show up at work The Virgin Mary will live on. Mya I knew would be to my liking as I knew someone else who fucked her the way I like prior. She speaks good enough English so was kind of nice to be able to communicate a tad for once although in general I really don't care what they have to say as 90% of it is lies, but sometimes they are entertaining and will live in infamy such as the great Sharks girl who went from flipping burgers at a McDonald's in Bucharest to sucking dick in Darmstadt in two days.

As usual two fresh sheets (were actually hot and fresh out of the dryer) were put on the bed and I got down for my blowjob, which was very much to my liking and only reiterated to me that I made the right decision in leaving the angel's from hell at Mainhatten behind for the lovelies at Sharks and of course my harem of wives in Dietzenbach. If I get the balls to rent a car another club to entirely mix things up will be visited next trip, little bit of a ride but I hear the BBBJ has survived there. I hear the A3 is a fun road for a nice ride and a straightaway. Maybe I will get a car. Mya's blowjob was just outstanding and I was ready to fuck in no time. The troches added up to 120 MG so slightly more than the 100 MG usually pop but they have an ingredient in them that I am sure Phizer uses too that the generics don't that gives a sense of euphoria. I was asked ' Condom?' and I naturally answered the question per my beliefs that follow the utilitarian principles set forth by John Stuart Mill that happiness is achieved thru doing what one finds most pleasurable. That being said she mounted me per the answer to the question and started fucking me. As I thought, very warm inside, I can only assume she must have loaded her pussy up with a giant amount of Durex Warming Lubricant cause it was quite hot in there and felt like it had been kept warm for quite a while. Her pussy was a tad loose (shocker! Still felt great but we switched to doggie and that is how I blew my load. A few deep trusts to finish up and she reached for the paper towels while I pulled out. She was a second or two late, perhaps I should have stayed in an extra few seconds as that warm liquid that got put in her was a tad excessive. Once the room and the messy sheet was picked up we went to the locker and she got her 40 E and I munched down two sausages, a slice of bread and an apple and washed it down with a Fanta. I than showered and went back to wait on #2.

I hadn't seen XXX yet on the floor but her picture was up guess she either had a long appointment or just missed her. However, another dirty (no pun intended) blond caught my eye. She caught my eye because she sort of looked like XXX, hell, all these girls look alike often. I'm getting old. We made eye contact quite a few times, I knew from instinct she would be a dirty who*e like I like. I moved over to the couch and sat next to her. I believe she is Bulgarian, good body goes by the name Nelly. Like the rest of them, couldn't really communicate but who needs to, she rubbed me in all the right spots and I pointed at the upstairs. We went to ascend the stairwell but all the rooms upstairs were being used to make creampies so Nelly took me to another room. For the third time I was taken to the room where I fucked Carla the day before and the night before as well where I filled the pussy of XXX up with a massive load. Nelly did not communicate with me at all my preferences as she is friends with Erica, the girl I saw the first night so she was well aware what kind of a session I would enjoy due to the fact I am such a law abiding citizen who would never break the law just to be inside of a hot wet soaked pussy. She made the needed preparations for the session; it was as if the girl already knew me like a regular. Along with Neko and XXX it was like we were doing it for the second third or fourth time things just flowed so naturally step by step from the time I was in her mouth until the moment I shoved my cock in her cavernous gaping pussy in missionary. For me this was as good as XXX. In fact, if I were Stevie Wonder I would tell you that their pussies felt identical, must be the similar frames and dirty blond hair. I pumped away hard and fast in Nelly feeling just as good as I did the first night I was introduced to that corner downstairs room. I was really worked up for some reason and shot a massive wad of cum. For some reason Nelly was just soaked not sure with what but I reached for the paper towels to hand them to her but she passed on them, just like XXX did. Very dirty bad woman she is! Just the kind I like. We left the room, handed Nelly her 40 E and upstairs she went for the cleanup. I took a seat in the parlor, was spent and just wanted to relax, two loads and one more for my Queen. What timings!

About 5 minutes after I said goodbye to Nelly and she ascended the stairwell to the bidet I saw XXX ironically making her way down the stairs, alone, kind of weird. I wondered where the john was, who knows. Regardless, XXX walked by me, smiled, addressed me by name she knew she would be last for the day. Fast forward to about 21:00 , one more baguette in the gut, a full gel pack of Kamagra and it was time for that final load in XXX. She was available and I walked to her couch. She put her legs up and started playing on her phone. I thought what the fuck, a john is here and she is texting someone. Well I thought she was, she was typing something in Bulgarian and showed it to me, was a translator. In English, and we all know words don't translate perfect the question read 'You say me last to select every night, is why?

I knew what she was asking so figured since slang doesn't translate perfectly I needed to get creative with an answer that she would understand besides ' Because I like your pussy all stretched out, fucked good loaded up with cum and warm' so I replied to her ' At night your vagina wet road is wider than morning road and the temperature is warmer from the rain of men '; she broke out in complete laughter and shared with the other nearby girls who all laughed their tails off. I would say they think I am a total pervert but deep down I am far from the first sick and demented twisted monger to go in there. XXX grabbed me with a grin and took me upstairs. These girls are really fun, they even gave me some smiles as we walked by.

Not much more to say about XXX that hasn't already been said. We did all the usual things, DATY, BBBJ, fucking in two positions but I just couldn't cum. The tank was finally empty. Too much fucking no break, was time to head home to sleep. I paid her 40 E and told her see her in few months. I went to the lockers, got dressed and had the lady call me a cab. 5 minutes later she told me the taxi was out front. I was sad, was leaving this place I had so much fun at but soon enough will be back. I opened the door to leave and one of the girls got up to buzz me out, I went down the stairs and heard the buzz, looked up and I waved good-bye to Nelly.

[DMD2017]

I went down to Dietzenbach a little before the weekend. For my trip, however, I showed pictures of the circus that was in town and the camels that were running around just one block from the brothel! Great cover to show my friends on Twitter that I wasn't down there for sex!

Early entry was 25€ (and happy hour) and regular entry is 35€. Only a difference of 10€!

Alice was theke frau on both days I went. If I could remember the names, there was, Dana, Dany (on day 2), Bianca, Maya (on day 2), Erika, Anna, Vanessa, Susi, Ramona, Sibel, Valentina, Evi, Anais (on day 2), Elena, Selena, and Rebekka.

It's so good to see Anais again! She seems happier now and no more bruises! Missing is Diana (who I met as a civilian near a shopping center at NRW). Just out of curiosity, I asked, "So where's Diana?" to Alice and she had a "I don't want to talk about it" look and so I changed the subject. Vanessa (who used to be close to Diana) acted the same way. I guess Diana and the Dietzenbach girls had a falling out.

Maya grabbed me first and I guess I didn't resist her! She may be a little on the chunky side, but I guess her willingness to please you and her weight as she's on top of you helps make you come faster! I paid her 40€ for 30 minutes (wink wink nudge nudge), which most of the girls prefer you to take (except Rebekka, who prefers you to take her for 30€ for 20 minutes). I think Rebekka must have had hip surgery because there are light scars around that area of her tan skin.

In terms of service, if the girls all know and like you before, just expect the same and you'll be happy! I didn't see Jesikka, Sarah, and Reyna during those two days either, but they could be on holiday.

[Blackhawk Nb]

please find out where Mandy sits while you are there, I have a 50 note, 5 20 notes, a 100 note and even a 200 note in my passport already so ready for all pitches that may be tossed my way if I can find her as long as services offered include DATY CFS and an ' extra pleasurable blowjob' in accordance with all German statutes. She will be sharkish, I will be half Asian and half Jewish and we will see where we settle (if I find her) so anyone who knows her tell her there is an American coming who she can rip off!.Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. Good luck and please leave my commission for being private detective in Sharks' front desk. I'll collect it next week I will probably miss Mandy too but you can still work on your Asian costume.

Regarding the car, there are some car 2 go options but one has to register and it is a bit too complicated. If I were you and taking into account your many visits to Hessen area, I would do that. Just remember, it is not the speed that kills you but the distraction from focusing on the road slightly after you left out devastated from your recent FKK visit.

Cheers and let us see what will Sharks come up with next week.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. Good luck and please leave my commission for being private detective in Sharks' front desk. I'll collect it next week I will probably miss Mandy too but you can still work on your Asian costume.
Than maybe I will have to search out this Evita, have to find one of the ' brand names. ' Thanks for the heads up on Mandy I too will miss her, maybe she will return closer to the end of the month. I will have dinner in Chinatown tonight and look for a kimono robe for starters with a pocket so I can carry around condoms (real ones, not my specially patented invisible ones) so my dick isn't choked off from the flow of blood and oxygen; no wonder it is so hard to bust in the condoms there. There is one silicone doll with giant tits who always wears either red or black lingerie who sits on the back stage next to Little Africa but on the left side of the pole as you face the podium, a smoker. Perhaps I will target her, she looks like a good one. Speaks good English too, has a good attitude as well. She leaves her towel there all the time too.

Would you like your commission paid in dollars, Euros or should I leave a bag with a warm towel in it (I promise it will not be the one the Chinese pig wears).

[Optimist]

KK. I love your description of the girls laughing at your comments. That is exactly the sort of place it is. Hard to believe how much fun they can be when they start sharing.

Blackhawk. Thanks also for the update: it is good to get hard info.

[ResidentOfMars]

Can some of you post sample pictures of the kind of ladies there? Not pictures of the actual ladies but ladies on the internet who are in a similar category looks wise. Just to give an idea. Seems like a fun place.

[TankTank123]

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.Sorry, a typo due to quick writing using my phone.

Mandy is there from yesterday (Wednesday) till coming Monday.

Good hunting.

[Blackhawk Nb]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.TankTank,

Sorry, I read the report and I want to be accurate. She was there on Tuesday and Wednesday. She will be there also on Friday this week and coming Monday. Hope it will help you.

By the way, KosherCowboy, you should really read this report. The guy there probably thought about you when he wrote that we think Mandy is a ghost invented by the Germans to make laugh on us the tourists.

OK, so enough with this other FKK discussions. I will let you concentrate on your beloved place in Dietzenbach and hopefully to visit it soon enough.

Cheers.

[ExpatLover]

Since you wrote this yesterday, a Wednesday, does this mean that yesterday was her last day, or next Wednesday?
Thanks.If you are speaking about Mandy from Shark, you are not at the right place, here the subject is Dietz. I don't believe that she will stop working at Shark she is quite successful there and she will try to earn as much cash as possible, I am quite surprised that she is not selecting more her customers.

[Optimist]

Several members have asked about Reyna. I think she has left, possibly at Rom under the name Jeanette.

I think this is a kaufmich profile of her.

https://www.kaufmich.com/Jeanette90

[Mac75]

Several members have asked about Reyna.On my last trip to Dietzenbach end of August she was there, I talked to her a few times but I got this attitude off her like she thought she was all that or something! She's good looking for Dietzenbach but in a place like Sharks she would fade into the background pretty quickly relative to the other girls.

[Kosher Kowboy]

By the way, KosherCowboy, you should really read this report. The guy there probably thought about you when he wrote that we think Mandy is a ghost invented by the Germans to make laugh on us the tourists.
I would love to read the full report (where is it) of tourist bashing as it sounds like this particular German actually has a sense of humor, a nice change of pace. That is actually very funny and I find that quite amusing. I hope they all laugh the day I post a picture of Mandy's pink towel if I can pull that heist off one day even if it takes a lifetime and a few Euros. A Ghost in a pink towel, sounds like Halloween is around the corner.

If the Germans really wanted to fuck with the tourists they would choose one random day when they don't feel like fucking (like when Bayern plays Dortmund) , tell Mandy to take off work and have all the girls in Sharks introduce themselves as ' I am Mandy' and have hundreds of foreign men running around floating on Cloud 9 thinking they just fucked Mandy.

The other girls would all make a fortune that day except the lines for a room would be quite long as everyone would say ' yes' right away to the girls assuming they are Mandy

[TankTank123]

have all the girls in Sharks introduce themselves as ' I am Mandy' In a visit to Sharks in summer (on a day when Evita was not present), one new girl came to me and said 'I am Evita'. I replied 'oh, how come I did not recognise you. I am Cosmina. '.

The joke however fell flat as she was too new to have heard of Cosmina.

So, KosherKowboy - make sure you get a regular to verify any Evita you meet before you take her to the room. By the way, if you see the movie 'Tommy's Honour' or its trailer, the lead female star has quite a resemblance to Evita's face and facial expressions. That will help you identify the real Evita.

[Kosher Kowboy]

So, KosherKowboy - make sure you get a regular to verify any Evita you meet before you take her to the room. By the way, if you see the movie 'Tommy's Honour' or its trailer, the lead female star has quite a resemblance to Evita's face anf facial expressions. That will help you identify the real Evita.I am on the hunt for both of them and if Mandy is there I think I have come up with a plan to find her that will have a 90% success rate if all the pieces are in place, it will cost me more but will be 2 X the fun. We'll see. The third target (could be Evita for all I know, is she a silicone doll?) I am trying to find the name of based on her location she is always at.

[TankTank123]

She will be there also on Friday this week and coming Monday. Hope it will help you.Thank you very much. Most helpful. I have been a Mandy fan for quite some time.

[ResidentOfMars]

Could anyone post pictures of the type of girls here?

Not pictures of the actual girls but something to get an idea of the LU here.

[TankTank123]

KosherKowboy,

Here are 2 stills from the show I mentioned. The real Evita is younger than this actress who is 30 years old. So imagine some of the creases gone. The 2nd photo I think would be a good side view of Evita when she is looking cross.
Unfortunately, I could not find a good smiling photo resemblance. Evita is extremely pretty when she smiles.

[Optimist]

Could anyone post pictures of the type of girls here?

Not pictures of the actual girls but something to get an idea of the LU here.Romanian and Bulgarian. No supermodels but some are very nice looking. No silicon.Look at the La Luna (Moers) website: Dietzenbach girls are currently overall much better than those.

Go and have a look before midday: it will only cost 25 euro and you will see the whole lineup.

[ExpatLover]

Romanian and Bulgarian. No supermodels but some are very nice looking. No silicon.Look at the La Luna (Moers) website: Dietzenbach girls are currently overall much better than those.

Go and have a look before midday: it will only cost 25 euro and you will see the whole lineup.Sorry but I was 1 time in this club in the recent weeks and not 1 girl was fuckable, how can you say the girls are nice it is so dark inside the club, saw Elena opening the door, even for 1000 euros I will not go to the room with her, better to go RLD for cheap sex.

[Dreams]

KK, great report! Just a couple comments. First, the German word you heard was no doubt "bitte" which means "you're welcome" but can also mean other polite positive things depending on context. For example a waiter might say it when he comes to your table. Second, I believe taking "too much" Viagra doesn't impede orgasm. What probably happens is that you take getting an erection as a sign that you've recovered from a previous session. Especially when taking Viagra (or Cialis) it's entirely possible to get an erection even though the rest of the system hasn't recharged.It's well documented that Cialis can delay, or even prevent orgasm. So you can go on fucking with a hard the ck for a while, but not cum.

That's not the case for everyone, but, again, well described.

I experienced this side effect, so reverted to viagra, which is not known to have this adverse effect.

[Myrrh]

On my last trip to Dietzenbach end of August she was there, I talked to her a few times but I got this attitude off her like she thought she was all that or something! She's good looking for Dietzenbach but in a place like Sharks she would fade into the background pretty quickly relative to the other girls.Absolutely right. She is extremely stiff mannered and awkward in the way she relates to customers and has a distinctly standoffish attitude. She used to work at FKK World but was getting next to no business and so in complete desperation came to Dietz.

It was a complete downgrade in terms of surroundings as she was now working in a S hole. However she found that although she was below average in looks when at World, she was now head and shoulders above the other girls that she saw at Dietz.

Positive: Nice body compared to the skeletons / fuglies she now counts as colleagues. Negatives: Average face with goofy, gummy teeth. Also, the only resemblance that she has to the girl in the Kaufmich website is the tramp stamp on the back.

[ResidentOfMars]

Romanian and Bulgarian. No supermodels but some are very nice looking. No silicon.Look at the La Luna (Moers) website: Dietzenbach girls are currently overall much better than those.

Go and have a look before midday: it will only cost 25 euro and you will see the whole lineup.Thanks!

La Luna (Moers) girls seem decent enough, so I guess if Dietzenbach girls are better then they are just as hot as the Paradise girls I hook up with.

Only thing annoying about Dietzenbach are the hours. I have to come by train, bus on a relatively long journey, and the return from train station is 10 pm (too early) or 5 am, and the club closes at midnight.

Is it better to go there during a weekday or during the weekend?

[Max #01]

It's well documented that Cialis can delay, or even prevent orgasm. So you can go on fucking with a hard the ck for a while, but not cum.

That's not the case for everyone, but, again, well described.

I experienced this side effect, so reverted to viagra, which is not known to have this adverse effect.I used to use the full 100 MG Viagra pill. I was hard as a rock and would have a normal orgasm for probably the first two sessions. Beyond that, I lost almost all sensation. I was still hard and could perform, but my plumbing felt like it was full of cement.

I had bad side effects from Cialis, so I stopped using it after 1-2 tries. But, the feeling and performance seemed more natural.

What really helped was adivce I received to cut the 100 MG pill in half. I found no performance degradation, fewer side effects, and my supply lasted twice as long. Lately, I've been taking the gel. It works faster and behaves more like the 50 MG dose.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Lately, I've been taking the gel. It works faster and behaves more like the 50 MG dose.Good subject,

With the gel, is it the 100 MG one? Are you saying you ingest 100 MG and it is fast acting but only gives you the effects of if you took a 50 MG pill? I love the gel and it is fast acting but they seem to be good for one single shot only and often have taken one pack in AM for a fuck, than 1/2 a 100 MG pill during day and at night another 100 MG gel but I find and perhaps it is what you were referring to that the 100 MG gel pack doesn't pack the punch of a normal 100 MG pill does. Is that your experience as well?

Are you using the Kamagra brand? In USA the gel is not FDA approved so we have to buy it overseas from India. I think in Europe ( not sure where you are located) it is an Rx that can be filled in European pharmacies ?? I met some Italian guys in Oase in 2016 and they had gel packs that were an Rx from the Italian doctors; but I do not know brand. ( or their doctor in Italy gave them an Rx to fill in India, which is the case w some medications here)

[Kosher Kowboy]

KosherKowboy,

Here are 2 stills from the show I mentioned. The real Evita is younger than this actress who is 30 years old. So imagine some of the creases gone. The 2nd photo I think would be a good side view of Evita when she is looking cross.
Unfortunately, I could not find a good smiling photo resemblance. Evita is extremely pretty when she smiles.Thanks, I watched the trailer a few times and ended up having dreams about Evita and woke up so sweaty from tossing and turning I needed a shower, and used my Sharks towel to dry off.

As to Mandy, ghost or no ghost, looks like someone posted some helpful info in the Sharks thread. Unless they are playing jokes on tourists and sending us to a fake Mandy.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3225-FKK-Sharks-Darmstadt&p=2094073&viewfull=1#post2094073.

[Neurosynth]

It's well documented that Cialis can delay, or even prevent orgasm. So you can go on fucking with a hard the ck for a while, but not cum.

That's not the case for everyone, but, again, well described.

I experienced this side effect, so reverted to viagra, which is not known to have this adverse effect.Would be interested in seeing where that is "well described. " Are these non-scientific anecdotal reports from users on the internet?

Here is a meta study that says Cialis actually promotes orgasm.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130130083011.htm

[ExpatLover]

Would be interested in seeing where that is "well described. " Are these non-scientific anecdotal reports from users on the internet?

Here is a meta study that says Cialis actually promotes orgasm.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130130083011.htmMany years back Viagra and Cialis didn't even exist but we were also happy, if you are healthy, doing some exercises there is absolutely no reason to use this kind of drug which are just disturbing your normal potential. I will never understand why we should use this kind of product when we visit a FKK, to prove to whom.

[Vito Corleone]

Several members have asked about Reyna. I think she has left, possibly at Rom under the name Jeanette.

I think this is a kaufmich profile of her.

https://www.kaufmich.com/Jeanette90It's her for sure. She has always provided top notch service. She can be quirky & scare off some new clients. She's always in demand when I visit.

[FormulaOneFan]

Personally I find I get easier orgasms with Cialis than Viagra as long as I allow for decent recovery time. I can get hard again in just a few minutes, but need an hour or so before I'm fully operational.

[ElephantBeer]

I was the second dude in line (in my town) when they came out with Viagra. I get performance anxiety. So I've been using ED drugs for almost 20 years.

My humble contribution would be that both Viagra and cialis can lead to delayed ejaculation (or impossible ejaculation). Cialis seems to have a much softer touch. You get hard / cum / relax / get hard again. Viagra gives me the flag-pole style erections, you can hammer concrete with a blue dick. But trying to cum is often terrible. Get close but just can't get over the edge. Also, once I cum on Viagra there's no guarantee I'll get as hard as I did the first time. Seems like when it's spent, it's literally spent.

When I hit the FKK I typically take a see on the morning train out. Then the next day will follow up with a 50 MG viagra. Not sure what the lit says but Cialis only works for me for two full days of boning.

Cialis is supposed to hit within half hour? But on my body I think it takes at least 2 HR. I've had it take up to 4 HR a few times. Viagra reliably kicks in around the 45 min - 1 HR mark.

[ExpatLover]

Personally I find I get easier orgasms with Cialis than Viagra as long as I allow for decent recovery time. I can get hard again in just a few minutes, but need an hour or so before I'm fully operational.Why not trying to have sex without? If you can t come or be hard the girl will be very happy as long you pay her.

[Sirioja]

Thanks, I watched the trailer a few times and ended up having dreams about Evita and woke up so sweaty from tossing and turning I needed a shower, and used my Sharks towel to dry off.

As to Mandy, ghost or no ghost, looks like someone posted some helpful info in the Sharks thread. Unless they are playing jokes on tourists and sending us to a fake Mandy.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3225-FKK-Sharks-Darmstadt&p=2094073&viewfull=1#post2094073.Mandy is not so difficult to catch on early afternoon. She finish early, around 8/9 pm. When she is not in room, she sits close to restaurant. She wished to find better business at GT, more far for her, but she didn t understand what can be GT for money, she is not so clever than Kate who understood fast GT money business potential.

Evita is also sometimes not so busy in the afternoon.

Leaving disappointing LR at 7 pm to return to my mountains for a last climbing tour after dangerous Mistral on last Sunday making me fall, pushed and decided to pit stop on my way, to see with my eyes. Arrived at 9 pm, about 15 girls on this Friday evening, dark lounge even already Christmas lights, foods and drinks are so low level, fortunately I ate at LR, entry 25 after 8 pm is too expensive compare to Villa Vertigo or Finca Erotica You can visit all day for only 35, with good foods and drinks.

Some ugly girls like in all clubs except in Switzerland, but I was surprised to see a pretty girl with fresh look who would be among the prettiest even at Globe, and of course at Sharks. Most of other girls have really tired face, even a very skinny brunette who could be quite pretty with more fresh face, I forgot her name. Only Anaïs looked a bit fresh and was happy to speak with a French. Pretty girl is Evi who smiled when she saw I looked at her, and then said: Zimmer? I asked her about her services, doesn't even worth 30, when some girls provide great GFE level for only 50.

From what I saw with my eyes, and short chats, even most of girls are friendly, very low level for my tastes compare to Switzerland or GT or even disappointing LR even I had passionate room with new blond, little mum Elli, and so sweet room with my July girl who was surprised I returned to her, asking: You don t go with her? You only go with her. But on this Friday, when she came to me, after her Turkish show on previous night, I didn't go with her, no more fatal attraction even with her pony tail, no more class, only vulgar prostitute behavior for Turkish. I know I lost my best girl, but I need other behavior, better for me, she doesn't worth anymore my honest money made waking up early or working during the night. After my last week end climbing tour, before starting ski, I will have to work hard again to make a new pretty girl being GFE for my tastes, but I m used to work this again and again. FKK land game, 1 is finished, 1 new will be born, just have to find the new good one.

[Max #01]

Good subject,

With the gel, is it the 100 MG one? Are you saying you ingest 100 MG and it is fast acting but only gives you the effects of if you took a 50 MG pill? I love the gel and it is fast acting but they seem to be good for one single shot only and often have taken one pack in AM for a fuck, than 1/2 a 100 MG pill during day and at night another 100 MG gel but I find and perhaps it is what you were referring to that the 100 MG gel pack doesn't pack the punch of a normal 100 MG pill does. Is that your experience as well?

Are you using the Kamagra brand? In USA the gel is not FDA approved so we have to buy it overseas from India. I think in Europe ( not sure where you are located) it is an Rx that can be filled in European pharmacies ?? I met some Italian guys in Oase in 2016 and they had gel packs that were an Rx from the Italian doctors; but I do not know brand. ( or their doctor in Italy gave them an Rx to fill in India, which is the case w some medications here)I've never seen a gelpack in a smaller dose than 100 MG. I buy the Kamagra from Redbull691 who is here on ISG. I highly recommend him! I have the package delivered to my hotel when I travel to Europe. When I visit Dietz or some other place I usually have just two sessions, mostly because of jetlag and my age (63). The gel seems to work but I haven't gone beyond two sessions. If I had to guess, I woulkd say that a considerable portion of the 100 MG gel is something other than the generic Viagra itself.

[Kosher Kowboy]

If I had to guess, I would say that a considerable portion of the 100 MG gel is something other than the generic Viagra itself.I would say your guess is probably right. Sounds like member Redbull gets the same packs as me if Kamagra. FWIW if you are in the USA the doctors can order the Viagra compound, they come in packs of 30 for $90, only $3. 00 each, size of a cough drop, sublingual, works 20-40 minutes after it dissolves. It is 60 MG. However IMHO it packs as good a punch as the 100 MG Kamagras, just my opinion. I have been recently (last 3 fucks in USA) using 50 MG of generic pill (take one hour before session) and one 60 MG compound (40 min prior to session) and together they work great.

Over the years I have found just about every generic out of India (Kamagra, Suhagra, Silagra) and so on can be inconsistent. One time I took a 50 MG (half a generic) , fucked 2 X in an hour like an animal the next day at lunch got raging hard on at a Chinese restaurant out of nowhere had to leave my friends and go to an Asian jack shack to get rid of it. When I took the other half for another hooker a few days later it packed zero punch so all the active ingredient was in one half of the pill. I swear sometimes they also have over 100 MG in them and sometimes a lemon might only have effect / feel of much less; the gel is more consistent but always seem to be less than 100 MG effect.

[ExpatLover]

I would say your guess is probably right. Sounds like member Redbull gets the same packs as me if Kamagra. FWIW if you are in the USA the doctors can order the Viagra compound, they come in packs of 30 for $90, only $3. 00 each, size of a cough drop, sublingual, works 20-40 minutes after it dissolves. It is 60 MG. However IMHO it packs as good a punch as the 100 MG Kamagras, just my opinion. I have been recently (last 3 fucks in USA) using 50 MG of generic pill (take one hour before session) and one 60 MG compound (40 min prior to session) and together they work great.

Over the years I have found just about every generic out of India (Kamagra, Suhagra, Silagra) and so on can be inconsistent. One time I took a 50 MG (half a generic) , fucked 2 X in an hour like an animal the next day at lunch got raging hard on at a Chinese restaurant out of nowhere had to leave my friends and go to an Asian jack shack to get rid of it. When I took the other half for another hooker a few days later it packed zero punch so all the active ingredient was in one half of the pill. I swear sometimes they also have over 100 MG in them and sometimes a lemon might only have effect / feel of much less; the gel is more consistent but always seem to be less than 100 MG effect.Solution is to take nothing, if you are healthy there is no reason to take this kind of product which I am quite confident that in the coming years there will be a lot of negatives outbreaks coming.

[Dreams]

Would be interested in seeing where that is "well described. " Are these non-scientific anecdotal reports from users on the internet?

Here is a meta study that says Cialis actually promotes orgasm.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130130083011.htmJust google cialis and ejaculation.

[TankTank123]

Regarding Mandy on some German forum it is noted that she is there until Wednesday day. I will probably miss Mandy too but you can still work on your Asian costume.False alarm! Yes, she will be there until Wednesday, but that is only because she is taking Thursday off. She will not be leaving for a break till November.

[TankTank123]

Mandy is not so difficult to catch on early afternoon. She wished to find better business at GT, more far for her, but she didn t understand what can be GT for money, she is not so clever than Kate who understood fast GT money business potential.She gave up on GT because she did not like Bonobo fucking in outside GT cabins, nor having to shower together with Bonobos!

By the way, the treehouse at World is now great for Bonono fucking in this weather as there are now windows to keep the cold air out, while letting the sunshine in.

[Sirioja]

She gave up on GT because she did not like Bonobo fucking in outside GT cabins, nor having to shower together with Bonobos!

By the way, the treehouse at World is now great for Bonono fucking in this weather as there are now windows to keep the cold air out, while letting the sunshine in.I don't think so many bonobos at GT, except some NL, but many old fat with big money. Many girls take shower close to sauna. Her business.

Problem at World is to find a girl, as soon I see her I think I want her, like happened yesterday and fortunately I m free now. Not anymore refusing other girls, because faithful to only one. Usually it s better for me when only 1, but when I see a real beauty, but didn't see at World since long time.

[FormulaOneFan]

Had a couple of hours to kill Monday afternoon before I had to meet colleagues and check into my new hotel, so I wandered to dietzenbach for a couple of hours. I was impressed with the quality improvement of the ladies since my last trip there in June. Not stunner quality, but at least 3-4 girls that would fit in at sharks or oase.

Sessioned with Vicky (and Elena during my time there. Both decent sessions for an afternoon of quickies.

[ExpatLover]

Had a couple of hours to kill Monday afternoon before I had to meet colleagues and check into my new hotel, so I wandered to dietzenbach for a couple of hours. I was impressed with the quality improvement of the ladies since my last trip there in June. Not stunner quality, but at least 3-4 girls that would fit in at sharks or oase.

Sessioned with Vicky (and Elena during my time there. Both decent sessions for an afternoon of quickies.I think that you are joking, on all the German forums they are all reporting that we can forget this club.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Today's LU copied from elsewhere and accurate as well. 2 brides for my choosing from the pictures on the wall were given their liquid wedding rings and turned in to wives tonight, and a Queen was crowned).

Andra RO (in the books, great girl, a few fake moans, fluent in Spanish, mid 30's and excellent, finished my favorite way and she is no longer a bride in waiting, she became a wife. She was slow until dinnertime than she turned in to a machine and was climbing stairs non-stop, her birthday is Monday, I think I will bring her a cake with some good cream filling, keeps things nice and moist. We talked on the couch quite awhile but once she told me Nelly was who she shared a flat with we were off to the room immediately!! Birds of a feather.....)

Andrea RO.

Anna RO.

Bianca RO (was my third of the night, her looks and body exceeded my expectations based on what I have read, service is I'd like to say the best but I am a tad biased to my Queen, the GFE guys will love her, An incredible feeling pussy by the way; the other ISG'er there fucked her before me, Since ISG'ers can share wives, I am proud to say that although she may be someone else's Queen she is now in my harem of wives, will repeat, she had a slow afternoon start but was up to 7 rooms when I left)).

Cristina RO.

Dana RO.

Dani RO (had a cold, passed on her tonight, but very flirtatious compared to the rest, looking forward to my finish with her.

Elena RO.

Erika BG.

Karla RO.

Nelly BG (Someone else was not there, Nelly was immediately promoted and is now ' the Queen of Dietzenbach' ; she leaves on Vacation Sunday for 1-2 weeks, 11 rooms by 7 PM).

Rebekka RO.

Roxana RO.

Vicky BG.

And I had such a fun time I took a little souvenir from the club, nothing much they won't miss it is just a trinket but it will go great with my Sharks towel!!

And the NASDAQ hit an all time high today! Except for the fact I had to sit in economy class (granted was a comfort+ seat for 99 bucks) on Delta for the flight here from Atlanta it was another wonderful day in the Deutschland.

[Optimist]

KK Great report. Shame Nelli will be away when I go. Glad you enjoyed my GFE Queen, Bianca.

Don't worry about taking your souvenir, my next visit will ensure the club can survive your depredations.

[ExpatLover]

Today's LU copied from elsewhere and accurate as well. 2 brides for my choosing from the pictures on the wall were given their liquid wedding rings and turned in to wives tonight, and a Queen was crowned).

Andra RO (in the books, great girl, a few fake moans, fluent in Spanish, mid 30's and excellent, finished my favorite way and she is no longer a bride in waiting, she became a wife. She was slow until dinnertime than she turned in to a machine and was climbing stairs non-stop, her birthday is Monday, I think I will bring her a cake with some good cream filling, keeps things nice and moist. We talked on the couch quite awhile but once she told me Nelly was who she shared a flat with we were off to the room immediately!! Birds of a feather.....)

Andrea RO.

Anna RO..I think that you are joking how it is possible to find any fun in this dirty place, inside to the place it is so dark that it is difficult to see the color of the skin.

[KC Questor]

And I had such a fun time I took a little souvenir from the club, nothing much they won't miss it is just a trinket but it will go great with my Sharks towel!!Enjoy, my friend!

[Pipe Layer99]

How many times do I have to tell you? They are hiding under the bed!Another post by a low educated, dare I say person, who has his head up his rectum.

Do yourself a favor and get what you want at the location you like.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Another post by a low educated, dare I say person, who has his head up his rectum.

Do yourself a favor and get what you want at the location you like.And how does this post benefit anyone seeking information or something useful to help plan their trip, seek out info etc. ? Perhaps I am missing something here but you just seem to be flaming UltraHappy here for his reference to a joke a while back he and another member exchanged prior making light of something (the inability to enforce the new laws).

I've met many nice ISG'ers in person and swapped many PM's and I can assure you this UltraHappy guy is far from low educated, he is also one of the nicest guys I have swapped useful information with so I am wondering why you choose to insult him unless I'm missing something you are referring too?

Now, might you have something informational and educational to contribute on this club? The girls there, prices, services, how the new law is going, getting there; anything to share about them? If so, would love to read such. I happen to really like this club, so anything useful other than name calling would be great!!

Apologies if I am missing something but it appears to me you're simply taking a jab at an established member of this particular forum who has contributed plenty of information in a non-confrontational manner over the years.

[BigBuddy69]

It doesn't, that's just a troll, like sobelizard.

[Kosher Kowboy]

It doesn't, that's just a troll, like sobelizard.Agree, doesn't take but a 2-3 page search of his ' contributions' to realize he is an alpha poster troll + type and usually they are best to ignore. However the ' + ' comes in when the trolls cross the line and stoop to the level of personal insults and flames. For this (I) we used to either temporarily or give lifetime bans to members like this depending on the infractions or simply do what we called ' give them the rope to hang themselves. ' until they finally do themselves in. Zero reason to attack UH he had, I'd have ignored him but UH is a good guy who didn't deserve it, rather have the troll come at me. I'm used to it, as a former moderator on a USA board I used to get ' hate e-mail' daily. How he gets away with personal flames no clue, different board different rules.

As to Dietzenbach and the polite and civil exchange of information I'll write the reviews once home, too hard and not enough time to do on a laptop keyboard. However I added a Roxanna and a Sibel to my harem of wives. Sibel was a machine yesterday, I think she and Bianca win the crown for most earnings yesterday and a Sarah who either took a looooonnnnnggg break or had a 3+ hour appointment upstairs. Yesterday's LU was not the best but there is always a few ones I like and that is all it takes. My day sort of sucked, should have taken the day off as my body is tired needed a recharge overdid it.

Is there a pill out there we can take that unlike Viagra etc. That gives us blood flow for erections but one that can simply give you mega loads to shoot and produce massive loads of semen and energy with the popping of one pill? Unfortunately I do not think so, only time helps recovery. Any doctors out there with a magic solution for the ' instant recharge' of the male testosterone, energy etc. ? LOL.

Sibel was very pretty as is my friends Queen Bianca, quite impressed with her. Oh, Nelly will be back for her DNA shots (covered of course) next Monday for you all headed to Dietz! Please fill the void for me and let her know ' the guy who told her not to wash' (she smiled and loved that, truly a fun one in my book as she accepts my perversion and mental illnesses) will be back in December to deposit his birthday load properly. Sibel gave great service, she was tired however, I should have let her take a break as she had just finished an hour appt which was proceeded by 4 half hours. Picked a wrong time for her but very good session. Despite her fatigue she still gets an ' A' for delivery of a good session.

Roxanna is a tad larger, blond, excellent attitude, smiles on the floor which many do not and is not a Shark, as in she is a kind hearted appreciative lady who will actually say thank you and it means thank you, not ' thank's for the money asshole ' and than ignore you until you have more money for her. I am finding at Shark's the best way to immediately neutralize their attitude and let them know you are boss not them and to let them know to take their upselling to another guy is to when they ask your name (like they really care about your name) is to introduce yourself as I now do. ' Hi, my name is 50 Euro'; they immediately get the point and get off their high horse. Takes two to tango and I can play the game like them but since May of 2016 I have had to lace up my boxing gloves so I am enjoying this trip meeting the Nelly's, Biancas's, Sibel's, Roxanne's of the hooker world; ladies who at least attempt to disguise their desire for money and just thank us after they do us right. I will lace up my gloves later in the week for the Sharks.

Roxanna was very GFE, like I said she is not large like Erica or Maya (also very nice girls) but not a spinner. But she will deliver a great session with all the works and when it is time to fire your pistol you are a free man to fire at will on any target you want. Highly recommend unless you are a spinner only guy.

Ok, time for breakfast, and off to meet another ISG'er for fun and games where I will be appreciated. " Sadly' I am starting to recognize and be approached by the guys there who are regulars. It is like going ' home' almost, everyone seems to be a happy family there. However, they all think I am British at first. I guess they can't distinguish between the two accents but who cares, they are respectful fun girls and when I do the math some of them male a TON of money at 40 E each X the volume they pull. I think they make more than me LOL.

[Optimist]

KK. Next week I will ask Nelly if she has washed and tell her you will be back in December.

Yes, it is hard to visit clubs every day. Day One I arrive like a 17 year old, by Day 6, I feel and look like one of the worn sofas, and everybody recognises me like a familiar comfortable piece of inoffensive furniture.

I have ended up at this club because I was sick of the sparring and disrespect at Sharks. I think any of the non touristy clubs could have served me equally well (Rom, Pirates Park, Finca.). As you say, at Dietzenbach when the girls say thank you, they mean it, and don't use it as an excuse to ask for more.

My biggest worry is that Dietzenbach will get to be the trend and will be spoilt. But the lack of food, tatty facilities, small lineup, high risk of bad lineup as a result, and absence of English should put off any but the dedicated.

If anybody is going next week, I shall be there, with Queen Bianca.

[ExpatLover]

Agree, doesn't take but a 2-3 page search of his ' contributions' to realize he is an alpha poster troll + type and usually they are best to ignore. However the ' + ' comes in when the trolls cross the line and stoop to the level of personal insults and flames. For this (I) we used to either temporarily or give lifetime bans to members like this depending on the infractions or simply do what we called ' give them the rope to hang themselves. ' until they finally do themselves in. Zero reason to attack UH he had, I'd have ignored him but UH is a good guy who didn't deserve it, rather have the troll come at me. I'm used to it, as a former moderator on a USA board I used to get ' hate e-mail' daily. How he gets away with personal flames no clue, different board different rules.

As to Dietzenbach and the polite and civil exchange of information I'll write the reviews once home, too hard and not enough time to do on a laptop keyboard. However I added a Roxanna and a Sibel to my harem of wives. Sibel was a machine yesterday, I think she and Bianca win the crown for most earnings yesterday and a Sarah who either took a looooonnnnnggg break or had a 3+ hour appointment upstairs. Yesterday's LU was not the best but there is always a few ones I like and that is all it takes. My day sort of sucked, should have taken the day off as my body is tired needed a recharge overdid it..Can be a good approach of the things but it is not mine, this place is just too ugly, sorry but nothing is clean, the showers are dirty, the sauna is more or less out of service, no food, drinks also poor, LU difficult to see the girls just because it is too dark inside but I never saw there more than 12 girls on the sofa, when at Shark you can see at least 50. Just sex, 0 erotic for me, I am too old and had too much beautiful girls to be satisfy by Dietz.

[Citizen Kane]

But the lack of food, tatty facilities, small lineup, high risk of bad lineup as a result, and absence of English should put off any but the dedicated.Have you ever worked in advertising?

[Optimist]

Have you ever worked in advertising?No, I am too addicted to the truth. I am torn between wanting the great girls there to continue to get good earnings, and the need to put off the crowds.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Today I started with Karla and filled her up (of course I am talking about her purse and the 40 E she got) and than took two new brides, Laura and Dani. Ironically we have joked about the Dietz ' family' and tonight while in the locker room getting dressed a German actually used the word ' family' as well and commented how he feels at home there, is treated like a human being. Today was one girls birthday and the other girls got her a cake. The girl broke down in tears, the Sharks wouldn't give a shit, one Sharks girls actually told me most of the girls there have their own clique and hatred between the girls and cliques run deep and club management strictly tells them never let the men see this animosity they have to each other. Most of them are robots anyway and I think true tricks and so many of those guys fall for it. Sort of sad to see them go gaga over some kunt that uses their asses and laughs at them when they leave the club with their money.

Now back to the filth and grime. My Queen will be there next week and I fully expect you to fill the void and blast her cervix so hard that no matter how many times she washes she will still be a mess come December. I think I will go for the fisting next time. I can still see the grin and smile on her face when she pointed at her pussy and said ' washing' and I said let's just go fuck. No English or Bulgarian needed, she knows I am a twisted pervert and she too I think loves getting drenched. Please take care of my Queen. Your Queen was not there today but I will make sure to say good bye to her properly. I will leave a gift for you inside her and I will also leave you a gift she can physically hand you that will also reassure me that you will be able to take care of my Queen too (and it isn't money) . You're on double Queen duty amigo! Enjoy! In December I will take on the dual Queen duty myself and will ban all washing and paper towel usage will be outlawed for a good 30 seconds after completion.

[ZimmerBaby]

Before entering the club. These BB reports are truly killing the vibe. At least the cookies, chocolate and coffee are safe. Reporting from the FKK Sodom & Gomorrah.

[Optimist]

KK. I will endeavour to keep the two Queens content. My Queen will be I am sure very honest and hand over your parting gift.

As a republican, not monarchist, I am not sure about creating Queens, but I guess it is not hereditary except in so far as they might pass on illgotten wealth to offspring.

Even at Dietzenbach there are some petty rivalries and jealousies as in any enclosed workplace. Imagine spending 15 hours a day with the same people day in day out. But they do behave as normal people. I remember the delivery of the new shoes and outfits: the girls tried them on and played around, not worrying about keeping up a Sharks Precious Princess facade.

The points you make about so many girls in Sharks being like robots and laughing at their customers is so true. Several girls there actually described to me in detail their attitudes, somehow forgetting that I also was a customer. At Dietzenbach there is very little like that: as far as I can see most girls there want to look after their customers and to make the customers lives a little better. As you say, regulars are welcome into this superficial family.

[ExpatLover]

KK. I will endeavour to keep the two Queens content. My Queen will be I am sure very honest and hand over your parting gift.

As a republican, not monarchist, I am not sure about creating Queens, but I guess it is not hereditary except in so far as they might pass on illgotten wealth to offspring.

Even at Dietzenbach there are some petty rivalries and jealousies as in any enclosed workplace. Imagine spending 15 hours a day with the same people day in day out. But they do behave as normal people. I remember the delivery of the new shoes and outfits: the girls tried them on and played around, not worrying about keeping up a Sharks Precious Princess facade.

The points you make about so many girls in Sharks being like robots and laughing at their customers is so true. Several girls there actually described to me in detail their attitudes, somehow forgetting that I also was a customer. At Dietzenbach there is very little like that: as far as I can see most girls there want to look after their customers and to make the customers lives a little better. As you say, regulars are welcome into this superficial family.Sorry but I am a VIP customer at Shark, and I never face this kind of issues, obviously I am choosing my girls and I am not going with the famous one on this forum, Shark is from far the best club today in Germany and probably in Europe, you can session a beautiful fresh and young girl for 100 euros for a hour and if you are a clean guy with healthy body and mouth you will get everything you want except greek. Today there are at least 20 girls from 18 to 23 year old, super sweet, clean, etc. Which club can offer more, another point is if you take a VIP card the entry is not far from the 40 euros at Dietz just the service, quality everything is 5 times better. Compare to Shark, Dietz should pay you enter the club.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Before entering the club. These BB reports are truly killing the vibe. At least the cookies, chocolate and coffee are safe. Reporting from the FKK Sodom & Gomorrah.I forgot to mention the new club policy. The coffee filters became too expensive and the girls need paper towels to clean up after their clients so to cut corners they started emptying the trash cans of the used paper towels, unfold them and use them as coffee filters now. As to the cookies they are cheap ones and sort of dry and crumbly so the girls put them in their pussies to moisten them up a little. Kind of like Chips Ahoy can be dry so they created Chewy Chips Ahoy which are much softer. Same concept. As to the little chocolates the girls in between guys try to keep their pussies tight so they practice their kegels by putting the little chocolate M&M's and bite size chocolates in their pussies, lie on the backs with the candy bowl in front of them and they have contests to see which ones can fire the candies in to the bowl from the longest distance.

I am proud to say my Queen comes in last place often. I am very proud of her poor performances in these said contests

[KC Questor]

(Should have read the reports...) {b}efore entering the club. These BB reports are truly killing the vibe.Can you explain this comment? You are saying that Dietzenbach has changed because of the reports that BB is still available there? And that if you had read the reports you wouldn't have visited? I'm not sure what you mean by that.

[Neurosynth]

Hey Kosher Kowboy.

Is Dani the tall and thin one with big teeth? She's a fav.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Hey Kosher Kowboy.

Is Dani the tall and thin one with big teeth? She's a fav.Sure is. Very nice girl. She needs to open up to you a little, rarely smiles but it sounds like you already are way past that stage.

She will be in the reviews to come might do her today my last day. Once up in the room her personality really opens up, I find her english pretty good and she gives excellent service and she loves when her man.

You know the rest, sounds like you have much more sexperience with her than I. But you are correct, tall and thin and jacked up teeth. She definitely has a following glad you have enjoyed her too.

[Optimist]

Dani was highly recommended to me by my favourite girl. Never heard anything but positive about her.

[John Traveller]

The day after my visit to Oase, I boarded the s-train to Dietzenbach. I was very exited about this as I heard this club is different. So it felt like going on an adventure. Just like a good vacation should be. I stepped down at Dietzenbach Bh and walked 15 minutes. Easy with the help of Google maps. A rang the bell and a naked woman opened the door. Fantastic! This FKK club was earlier called "Aldi" or "Club 40", that's what I have read. It's different from other fkks, small, relaxed, lower prices. No robes, just a towel. Biscuits and coffe is served. Also 10-15 girls is also served, of which a third is attractive in my eyes. Few, but enough for a short visit. A minus is the dim lighting which makes it difficult to see the skin features of faces / bodies properly. The small terrace has daylight, but at the time of my visit the door was closed with a padlock. Also there was a heavy curtain to keep the light out. They said it was too cold to go out there, although it was a warm sunny afternoon, strange. Then the exiting stuff started. TO BE CONTINUED.

[Optimist]

John. You are intrepid: good for you. Glad you enjoyed it.

Talking generally,

Nickname of Aldi for the club was a reference to the eponymous supermarket: good value, decent quality but no frills.

That is a good summary of Dietzenbach. For those who think of an FKK as like Sharks, be prepared for the total lack of facilities here. There is no(working) sauna, no loungers no pool, no meals of any sort (just dry bread and boiled frankfurters), no drinks (apart from a small machine), and only maybe 18 sofas in one big room, the girls on average are looks wise much less conventionally attractive than say at Sharks. Nothing to do. It is a place for one sort of visitor only: those who can ignore lack of surroundings in preference for any girls they like

If one wants to spend a day there the choices are
1 Spend all day fucking
2. Spend all day sleeping
3 Spend all day meditating

or a combination of the three.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Dani was highly recommended to me by my favourite girl. Never heard anything but positive about her.Dani and your Queen went to the room today together with a guy, he was done in 5 minutes. I than batted clean up and took your wet Queen to the room. I gave her your care package with a little ' bonus pack' inside of it, you will know when you see it upon your arrival at the Creampie Factory. All I ask for in return is to let her know about my ' no washing' fetish for my upcoming December trip. Bianca is now a Duchess for me, she was promoted from wife status. To keep track of the Dietzenbach lovelies I now have a system to rank them. First they are simply brides for the taking as pictures on the wall. Upon the first insemination (in a condom of course) they become a wife. If they make the cut for a second zimmer upon completion they are promoted to a Duchess. If they are still to my liking and zimmer a third time they become a princess. Upon their fourth insemination they become a Queen however there can only be one Queen at a time. I have many wives in the town of Dietzenbach now but Bianca is my only Duchess but she will become a Princess in December. The current Princesses are Princess Carla (took two trips for her in back to back months) but the latest Princess is Princess Roxanne. Roxanne was promoted from Bride to Princess in a span of less than 48 hours. By the way there has been a change to Bianca's hair style which I shall not tell you about as I wish to let you dwell on it and get excited but you will be very pleased. I really like watching her stand on the floor or at the railing dancing to the loud gypsy music. You chose a fine Queen and when you meet my Queen I hope you will be impressed with my pick as well.

I hope that you get a chance to not only make my Queen Nelly a Duchess or Princess of your own but also Roxanne. Roxanne is very cute, on the chubby side but not like wives Erika or Maya who are bigger girls. Princess Roxanne has one of the nicest smiles in the club and her pussy is second best (and by very little too) only to my Queen Nelly's but it's a photo finish as they say in horse racing. She has quite a large and very loose wet vagina and her internal temperatures are as hot as my Queens especially as the sun starts to set and nightfall comes. She was my last of the night. I will have fine memories of that fuck as while I was doing her doggie I felt something warm and wet drip out and it landed on the towel. I think she and Nelly both get failing marks for washing in normal grading systems that guys at Sharks for example would use. However, my washing grades are the reverse of the standard grading system used in Darmstadt and in my class the highest marks I can assign a lady is an 'F' . Nelly and Roxanne (most Dietz girls too) would get failing marks by 99 percent of mongers but in my book they are the best washers in the world. They clean 'properly' for the way I like it.

I am guessing the guy before me also wore one of my invisible condoms and some swimmers made it in to the uterus so the cervix washing was not sufficient enough to properly wash as most guys like. I will bring my new pink towel back to Germany in December to put under Nelly. As anyone who has seen a Sharks towel knows it has that strip that reads ' FKK Sharks' and an emblem of a Shark on it on both ends. I plan to place that strip (the shark itself to be precise) directly under Nelly's slit so upon leakage the actual Shark itself gets drenched. And I will never wash the towel after that.

Enjoy your care package, the bonus pack please use on my Queen Nelly.

[BigBuddy69]

That is a good summary of Dietzenbach. For those who think of an FKK as like Sharks, be prepared for the total lack of facilities here. There is no sauna, no loungers no pool, no food, no drinks (apart from a small machine),.Actually I'm pretty sure there is a sauna and they serve some biscuits.

I've been with Dani last year (during a 4-some actually with Dana and Karina). She's nice and her service is decent. Are Karina and Dana still in the place? I creampied them both when it was still legal!

[Member #4585]

There is no sauna, no loungers no pool.Optimist,

You must spend all your time at FKK 40 fucking the girls to not to notice in the shower area where the solarium is there is a sauna in the club.

In the summer months in the courtyard that is accessed through the back via the curtains is a large blow up paddling pool for the girls and customers to cool down in.

Really?

All this time you missed these fantastic facilities at FKK 40.

Enjoy the scene and the multitude of things to do in the club.

[Optimist]

Bitumen.

Yes there is a sauna which has been broken and I didn't count the blow up pool as a pool: that blow up pool sort of makes my point.

It is my favourite club. I just wanted visitors who prefer Sharks or World type facilities to come here and waste their time.

[Member #4585]

I just wanted visitors who prefer Sharks or World type facilities to come here and waste their time.Good practical joke idea to entice Sharks and World (but not Oase) type visitors to come to Dietzenbach to waste their time. Should be fun to watch the look on their faces when they come into the club.

[Optimist]

KK. I promise to make Nelli and Roxana into Duchesses (if I can internalise your monarchist world view).

And I will to supervise Nellie's washing regime.

Bianca has changed her hair?. And she didn't tell me? I hope she has not abandoned her rebel dirty girl look (covering her so sweet personality). How can I sleep ?Will I even recognise her?

I look forward to receiving my package from a no doubt hysterically amused Queen Bianca.

[ExpatLover]

Actually I'm pretty sure there is a sauna and they serve some biscuits.

I've been with Dani last year (during a 4-some actually with Dana and Karina). She's nice and her service is decent. Are Karina and Dana still in the place? I creampied them both when it was still legal!Yes there is a sauna but dirty and the door is broken, it is also very small, any fun to use this sauna: not at all and the shower in front of the sauna is also not really sexy.

[Optimist]

Good practical joke idea to entice Sharks and World (but not Oase) type visitors to come to Dietzenbach to waste their time. Should be fun to watch the look on their faces when they come into the club.LOL.

I meant to write NOT come here and waste their time.Sorry.

Most would hate the place. Anyone used to the perfect cleanliness and food of GTwould have a heart attack at Dietzenbach, which has all my favourite girls (almost)

Cheers.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Today I went to shower to clean up after a session (something the girls should be banned from doing) and as I approached the dark and grungy disgusting shower I noticed a guy standing facing the sauna and saw a steady stream of something yellow coming out. It appears he either couldn't read the sign or didn't care. I don't mind a filthy high mileage dirty kunt but seeing that guy coloring the stall yellow sent me to that third shower but there was no soap. I had to carefully walk in to the stall with the ' yellow painting' monger and grab some soap, I than made sure to wash my feet very well.

It really is a club that lacks any facilities, water all over the floors, a shitty sauna and no fine food. The bread is disgusting and stale, the sodas even lack the syrup needed to fully sweaten the flavor.

As others have stated don't expect much, it is called an FKK but it really is a dirty brothel that exists for the brave mongers of the world.

Big Buddy, I did not notice either of those names on the cards but I just sent a WhatsApp to a guy there now from Ireland who is blowing loads and also likes filth like myself.

[Vito Corleone]

Actually I'm pretty sure there is a sauna and they serve some biscuits.

I've been with Dani last year (during a 4-some actually with Dana and Karina). She's nice and her service is decent. Are Karina and Dana still in the place? I creampied them both when it was still legal!Karina returned to Arabella awhile ago.

[Triptogamont]

Considering I will be there next week, I'm curious to know how the facilities here compare to Villa Venus in Duisburg. Same? Better? Worse?

Not that I'm going there for the facilities.

Thanks in advance.

[DMD2017]

I've been with Dani last year (during a 4-some actually with Dana and Karina). She's nice and her service is decent. Are Karina and Dana still in the place? I creampied them both when it was still legal!Dana is still there. Going two consecutive days in every one of my trips (actually during my two week trips, I visit 3-4 times), I notice some girls work some days and are off on some days. At the beginning of October, Dana was there on Saturday but off on Sunday, but Dani was off on Saturday but worked on Sunday.

I saw Karina in Arabella on the Sunday I was heading back home (October 8)! I've noticed some girls go to Freude 39, Grimberg, Romantika, Villa Venus, Luderland, and Dietzenbach, and then go back to wherever I first saw them!

For example, I first met a thinner Karina in Arabella about a little over 2 years ago and then I saw her again at Freude 39 (a little chubbier). Then she was at Dietzenbach for quite a long time (still getting chubbier), and then I saw her last at Arabella (she slimmed down a little but is still chubby). I still went with her because she recognizes me (asking me if I went down to Dietzenbach on my trip).

[DMD2017]

as I approached the dark and grungy disgusting shower I noticed a guy standing facing the sauna and saw a steady stream of something yellow coming out. Ew! Someone did that when I was there but someone else told on him to Alice, who went to the shower to talk to him! He apologized (with a British accent) saying that the Men's bathroom was occupied! His face was red with embarrassment!

Speaking of a situation when I had to go once, the Men's room was occupied by some fat Russian guy who was doing #2 for like 20 minutes (before they fixed the toilet stall on the right side) and then I really had to go take a whiz! I just told Alice and she let me use the bathroom upstairs! It's just wrong and lazy to take a whiz in the shower there!

[KC Questor]

It is really disgusting to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in a public shower, but man do I love doing it at home. It's just so freeing, not to have to aim.

One of my favorite jokes on The Simpsons has Marge telling Homer "I don't mind if you [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134) in the shower, but I wish you would only do it when you were TAKING a shower!"

[Kosher Kowboy]

AliceI regret my ' FKK Journey' started in the post Alice era, I would have enjoyed her. In 9 trips now I have yet to meet or talk to one person who hasn't told me great stories of sharing deserts with her mainly on the couches. However, I truly appreciate her work now as I think she runs the best Adult Day Care Center in the world. I feel like I have left my favorite place, being banished 5,000 plus miles a way to this shitty place called Texas and all my friends remain there or going there and I can't return until December to deliver my birthday creampies, perhaps some others will be around to attend day care as well

Well to all those headed there have fun and keep my wives, duchesses, princesses and Queen Nelly busy, happy, rich and drenched until than! I now have to make that journey we all hate to Flughafen, such a great place to land and terrible place to have to take off from.

An unidentified bride to be wife in Germany found me this, an old timers towel laying around!

Best wishes for a creamy November my friends, it's been a pleasure meeting several of you, PM'ing with many and hope to add to that list in the future. Thanks for tolerating this towel thief! I doubt it will be missed. Optimist, please make up for naughty behavior, I couldn't help myself.
enjoy

[Rogue Nation]

With Alice you missed a good fuck, great tits and a deep blow job.

[Vito Corleone]

Considering I will be there next week, I'm curious to know how the facilities here compare to Villa Venus in Duisburg. Same? Better? Worse?

Not that I'm going there for the facilities.

Thanks in advance.Generally the same. Only Luderland & f39 have decent facilities.

[Optimist]

Considering I will be there next week, I'm curious to know how the facilities here compare to Villa Venus in Duisburg. Same? Better? Worse?



Not that I'm going there for the facilities.

Thanks in advance.Similar.

Cheers.

[Triptogamont]

Generally the same. Only Luderland & f39 have decent facilities.Really? I was there in June. Can't say I noticed. Maybe I wasn't looking at the facilities.

Thanks for the response.

[John Traveller]

Three girls presented themselves and we chat a bit. Rebecca (Ro 25) looked nice so I sat down with her. Quite soon she reminded me that in this club it's customary to leave for the room if you sit down. Off we went, she seemed a bit impatient. She gave good service in the room, half hour, relaxed. Then I went to the shower and sauna before relaxing in the lounge. The other guests seemed to be regulars, one arriving got a great welcome. Yes, this place is very different from the touristy clubs. Here it's low key, good service, a good place to be a returning customer. A few of the girls seemed a bit moody though. And then it's the hygiene situation, I took my chances, although I was thinking: "maybe I will regret this". (I will post more about that later.).

It was getting late, I was getting tired and decided to call it a night. I boarded the train at Dietzenbach bh. While I was waiting for the train to start I noticed some punks outside drinking beer, I avoided looking at them. But exactly when the train was starting they ran towards it, one of them spilled beer on the window, the other gave me "the fingers". Then they retreated laughing. I just noticed this in my side vision, as I ignored them of course. Later when we reached Frankfurt some noisy Italians boarded the train, then left it at the next stop. By coincident I met them again the next day. I will tell more about that in another post.

It was an interesting day.

[ExpatLover]

Three girls presented themselves and we chat a bit. Rebecca (Ro 25) looked nice so I sat down with her. Quite soon she reminded me that in this club it's customary to leave for the room if you sit down. Off we went, she seemed a bit impatient. She gave good service in the room, half hour, relaxed. Then I went to the shower and sauna before relaxing in the lounge. The other guests seemed to be regulars, one arriving got a great welcome. Yes, this place is very different from the touristy clubs. Here it's low key, good service, a good place to be a returning customer. A few of the girls seemed a bit moody though. And then it's the hygiene situation, I took my chances, although I was thinking: "maybe I will regret this". (I will post more about that later.).

It was getting late, I was getting tired and decided to call it a night. I boarded the train at Dietzenbach bh. While I was waiting for the train to start I noticed some punks outside drinking beer, I avoided looking at them. But exactly when the train was starting they ran towards it, one of them spilled beer on the window, the other gave me "the fingers". Then they retreated laughing. I just noticed this in my side vision, as I ignored them of course. Later when we reached Frankfurt some noisy Italians boarded the train, then left it at the next stop. By coincident I met them again the next day. I will tell more about that in another post.

It was an interesting day.Sometimes it is funny to see how the buzz are starting, last time it was about Esther from Shark, now it is about Dietz. And there is no any rationality. For me Dietz is not worth a visit, you are getting 10 times more in Shark, Oase etc. Nobody is able to see the skin of the girls just because it is too dark inside, when you see the girls in the daylight when they open the door it was a shock last time for me, one monger was reporting that he had great time with her anal etc. But really believe me she is really ugly unable to earn 1 euro in Shark.

[Christian G]

Really? I was there in June. Can't say I noticed. Maybe I wasn't looking at the facilities.

Thanks for the response.Or you just not walk around all club. Some more facilities in addition to the sauna beside the entrance and kino.

[Christian G]

Quite soon she reminded me that in this club it's customary to leave for the room if you sit downCustomary? Maybe. But sure not mandatory. I saw many guys around RTCs sit down with girl have a chit chat and then not go to the room.

[ExpatLover]

Customary? Maybe. But sure not mandatory. I saw many guys around RTCs sit down with girl have a chit chat and then not go to the room.Yes is not mandatory but I never start a discussion with a girl if I don t want to go to the room, no need to waist for you and her speaking most probably about untrue things, she is not telling the truth either we.

[Neurosynth]

The general rule is (1) there is no de facto commitment unless intimacy is exchanged (kissing, BJ, hand job, etc) BUT (2) unless you know the girl to be willing (e. G. You are one of her regulars) you shouldn't sit but for just a few minutes.

[ExpatLover]

The general rule is (1) there is no de facto commitment unless intimacy is exchanged (kissing, BJ, hand job, etc) BUT (2) unless you know the girl to be willing (e. G. You are one of her regulars) you shouldn't sit but for just a few minutes.Agree with you no reason to sit just because the infos you will get will be probably wrong and without any interest.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Andra RO (in the books, great girl, a few fake moans, fluent in Spanish, mid 30's and excellent, finished my favorite way and she is no longer a bride in waiting, she became a wife. She was slow until dinnertime than she turned in to a machine and was climbing stairs non-stop, her birthday is Monday, I think I will bring her a cake with some good cream filling, keeps things nice and moist. We talked on the couch quite awhile but once she told me Nelly was who she shared a flat with we were off to the room immediately!! Birds of a feather.....)

Andrea RO. ( I think this is the non creamy-cake loving one) as not to be confused with Andra.

I want to update this as I have the two names confused, an Irish monger will be posting his report shortly as he too fucked the older Romanian / Spanish lady. He can also clarify the names to clear up any confusions that I may have created. There is one lady in the club (hopefully someone better with names can clear up the confusion) who has a very loyal following and provides Anal in fact as well and wears glasses. She is always busy. I ' think' that is Andrea. The one with glasses and FYI not one who enjoys the same after dinner deserts that most of the girls and I myself enjoy.

The older ' Spanish' lady who is newer at Dietz we have nicknamed ' The Moaner. ' I did her a 2nd time and did not truly enjoy. The Irish pervert can chime in on his experience with her as well. She really is a nice great lady but she moans the whole time unnecessarily, in fact, one time while sitting on the couch (facing the back of the club) directly to the left of the couch where the towels are dumped for folding the Moaner was in that first cabin directly under the stairwell and moans could be heard over the music even. IMO that is overkill, you would think from her moans that every guy fucking her had a foot long cock as thick as a can of coca-cola but we know these moans are fake. When I couldn't cum with her one time she jerked me off and while she did she moaned like she was getting fucked. To me, this is a turn off and says ' hurry up and cum' and I do not like that.

She is a great lady and very nice and will mesmerize you on the couch with flirtatious smiles and get you excited but once in the room it is mechanical as can be and very fake. Although she went from bride to wife (one visit) to duchess (second visit) she has maxed out for me. She will not be rising to the level of Princess anytime soon however;.

At times we all are on the hunt, many we want are occupied and we just say ' fuck it, I will fuck anything at this point' so she could be a potential for me in an instance such as that OR if I am just in the mood for a more mature lady but just wanted to clarify my revised thoughts as the last thing I want to do is ever mislead another monger. Great lady, big moaner. However, she does give a great BJ and loves pie for desert.

That being said, the Irishman can provide the proper names. The one who doesn't like my favorite desert is taller with glasses, the moaner is also taller than most, wears no glasses and is a great fisherman (woman) on the floor but in the room will moan you to death if you do not cum quick. She catches fish very quickly, I'll give her that, she knows how to navigate the seas very well.

I regretfully have to withdraw my previously used word ' excellent' to describe her service to ' routine get it over with service' ; but as to her personality she is a very nice lady.

Apologies for any confusions.

I do have to end this post with a plug for Roxanna. She will be getting many Euros in the future from me as I love her vagina very much, it is very wet and I do not care about where this wetness arises from just that I truly enjoy eating her out and she orgasms too from it. I'd like to think after close to 30 years of fucking women I have to pay that I can tell the difference between fake and real orgasms and I can say with 90 percent accuracy Roxanna cums very often with clients and I think this is one reason she has such busy days. A+ attitude, I recommend any Dietz visitor try her once, if for no other reason she is very genuine. Excellent attitude and she loves to kiss and the sessions are non-rushed.

The Irish boy liked her vagina as much as I did too, but I will leave it to him to tell his own story.

[ExpatLover]

I want to update this as I have the two names confused, an Irish monger will be posting his report shortly as he too fucked the older Romanian / Spanish lady. He can also clarify the names to clear up any confusions that I may have created. There is one lady in the club (hopefully someone better with names can clear up the confusion) who has a very loyal following and provides Anal in fact as well and wears glasses. She is always busy. I ' think' that is Andrea. The one with glasses and FYI not one who enjoys the same after dinner deserts that most of the girls and I myself enjoy.

The older ' Spanish' lady who is newer at Dietz we have nicknamed ' The Moaner. ' I did her a 2nd time and did not truly enjoy. The Irish pervert can chime in on his experience with her as well. She really is a nice great lady but she moans the whole time unnecessarily, in fact, one time while sitting on the couch (facing the back of the club) directly to the left of the couch where the towels are dumped for folding the Moaner was in that first cabin directly under the stairwell and moans could be heard over the music even. IMO that is overkill, you would think from her moans that every guy fucking her had a foot long cock as thick as a can of coca-cola but we know these moans are fake. When I couldn't cum with her one time she jerked me off and while she did she moaned like she was getting fucked. To me, this is a turn off and says ' hurry up and cum' and I do not like that.y.Sorry but I really have some doubts about the objectivity of your reports.

[Neurosynth]

FWIW I've found that 90% of the time just a quick comment will stop loud (usually fake) moaners and other cases of over acting.

This can be a problem, however, when the girl is lacking in English language skills. For this I've found two gestures that will put a halt to it. If it's a question of loudness I'll put a an upright finger across my lips and make a "shhhh" sound. If it's fake wild activity I'll stop for a second and say the phrase "no Hollywood. " That seems to cut through language differences.

It's important to do this with a smile on your face.

[Mac75]

Andra is the only girl in Dietzenbach that I have been with who I would specifically discourage any members on here to session with. She's real nice on the couch but once the door closes on the room she completely changes, don't touch my hair, don't do this and that. There is another girl Andrea, taller and wears glasses, I've never been with her before as she doesn't do E40 sessions if you know what I mean. However as mentioned by KK below she has a very loyal following by the local Germans for some reason. Just going through the notes on my phone, I'll post a report soon with a reconciliation of the 15 girls I've been with in Dietzenbach so far.

[Mac75]

From looking through my notes, I've now been in Dietzenbach 10 times since December 2016 and I've been with 15 girls total so far who in alphabetical order are:

Andra, Anka, Anna, Dani, Elena, Ellie, Erika, Karla, Laura, Maya, Rebeka, Roxanna, Sara, Sibel and Valentina.

Neither Anka or Ellie are there anymore and I believe are not due to come back. During my visits this week neither Erika or Valentina were there but I believe from Alice they are only on holiday and are due back soon. As mentioned previously I would not recommend Andra but for any of the other girls I have no problem saying to any member here to try once yourself and see what you think, it's only E40. I have a particular favourite of these girls who I repeat with, she's my Queen as KK would say!

[Kosher Kowboy]

I have a particular favourite of these girls who I repeat with, she's my Queen as KK would say!I will make sure to fill the vacancies with your Queen if she is there once I am a dirty old 49 year old officially and looks like you have chosen to cloak your Queen's name so I will keep it a secret. I think like the real Royal family in Buckingham Palace there are often secrets in the Royal families so it looks like Dietzenbach Palace (The Creampie Factory, Alice's Adult Day Care etc.) now has one too. I must say that guy Prince Harry looks nothing like his father and almost identical to some playboy his mother was hanging around whose hair is almost identical to Harry's. I actually think if Prince Harry had to choose an FKK the dirty bastard would go to Dietzenbach. His brother on the other hand would probably pass but I would love to see that Kate Middleton advertised at that spermagames parties; I'd let myself be an Asian for one night and pay up big time to creampie her! Actually someone told me of a La Luna girl who he once witnessed 30 men banging who had cum spewing out of her vagina, Harry would probably like her.

But I do fully expect you to drop a massive load in my very well known Queen next time there if she is. See you in February; I will hop over from Madrid and my Spanish studies to visit our family. Madrid's board has an extensive AO list of their own, the ' sin gomas' ; Spanish Kueens :)

[Optimist]

Just another example of how the girls know everything. In July I went with Sara and Anna for half hour each. Today I happened to say to a girl that I had been with Sara and she replied " Yes, I know, in July you went with Sara and Anna but not me". My July visit was my first for years so I was not exactly noteworthy.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Just another example of how the girls know everything. In July I went with Sara and Anna for half hour each. Today I happened to say to a girl that I had been with Sara and she replied " Yes, I know, in July you went with Sara and Anna but not me". My July visit was my first for years so I was not exactly noteworthy.Hurry up and blow another load, got your first message. Good choices. Go to your box and check your phone, need to clarify a name for my review.

Are they practicing proper hygiene today and washing properly? I see on another site Neco is back in the LU today, she was absent during my visit, I think you will enjoy her, immensely

[SvenFKK]

There is another girl Andrea, taller and wears glasses, I've never been with her before as she doesn't do E40 sessions if you know what I mean. However as mentioned by KK below she has a very loyal following by the local Germans for some reason. Just going through the notes on my phone, I'll post a report soon with a reconciliation of the 15 girls I've been with in Dietzenbach so far.I've been with her a couple of times. She was one of the few, or perhaps the only one, who did anal but was not AO. She is good (anal and other things). No surprise that she has a loyal following.

[ExpatLover]

I've been with her a couple of times. She was one of the few, or perhaps the only one, who did anal but was not AO. She is good (anal and other things). No surprise that she has a loyal following.When will you stop promoting AO, are you really caring about the health of the girls or are you just thinking about your own small pleasure.

[Kosher Kowboy]

She was one of the few, or perhaps the only one, who did anal but was not AO..I believe you are 100 percent correct on the non AO, I confirmed such (no AO vaginal with her that is) with a German regular who recognized me from my last trip who is there 2 X weekly. I do not know and forgot to ask him if her blowjob is au natural or if she wraps it. I am now tempted to go with her as something about her intrigues me. My gut with her is if that many guys are taking her to the room something fun is going on. All those guys can't be wrong.

[Optimist]

Hurry up and blow another load, got your first message. Good choices. Go to your box and check your phone, need to clarify a name for my review.

Are they practicing proper hygiene today and washing properly? I see on another site Neco is back in the LU today, she was absent during my visit, I think you will enjoy her, immenselyToday there were very few customers: I guess the end of the month pay packets have been ransacked. The club was really quiet, excacerbated by the maudling music on the radio. So, I had the choice of girls. But as I had told Bianca I was coming I was honour bound to her. After seven weeks away, I finished in record time (despite my visit to Cindy in Duisburg yesterday) once we eventually (after an hour in the room) got down to the business. Not a lot to add, except to say that Bianca has a really nice very slim figure. I do get a real GFE experience with her. The thing about girlfriends is that they don't want sex all day every day: which means that she forgets what she is supposed to be doing with me as her job and will just completely relax. I encouraged her. So much so that I happily gave her a 15 minute massage in the room, the first time I have ever done that in 15 years in clubs, and did some things for her from my professional training. We agreed I must be her easiest customer. Did three hours in total, so for me, highly recommended.

Went with Elena, dyed blonde, tattoo above breast, who has been there two years I think, no English language. She spoke in romanian to me and I got lots about her life. I am not sure if word has gone round that I respond to hard life stories, or maybe she simply welcomed a listener. She was also interested in my family life. Lovely slim body, very skilled but no kissing.

Didn't go with Roxanna as despite the recommendation I found her size a bit too much.

Have got my eye on a quite tall black haired slim girl for tomorrow. And have promise Dani a threesome with some other girl.

I am tempted by Anna, but my first session with her had no kissing, so maybe no repeat. Also Sara, but I think I am not her type as my first session with her was also only workaday.

Which makes me realise that so far Bianca is on a different level. (for me)

I left and did a wild no gfe session on an incall in Hanau. Shattered afterwards

[Kosher Kowboy]

Went with Elena, dyed blonde, tattoo above breast, who has been there two years I think, no English language. She spoke in romanian to me and I got lots about her life. I am not sure if word has gone round that I respond to hard life stories, or maybe she simply welcomed a listener. She was also interested in my family life. Lovely slim body, very skilled but no kissing.

Didn't go with Roxanna as despite the recommendation I found her size a bit too much.

Have got my eye on a quite tall black haired slim girl for tomorrow.
Roxanna is larger but I got addicted to her drippy huge vagina. Hopefully my Queen will be most to your liking. I think the tall black haired girl is Neco just reviewed the LU again has to be her. Possibly Anna? Does she have a little stubble on her pussy?

But Mac and I need you to clear up this Elena thing. Mac fucked Elena and doesn't think she is the girl with the tattoo above the left breast. However, your comments on the no English at all do correspond to the one I fucked w the tat above the left tit, so maybe it is Elena. He thinks the one with the tattoo I described that speaks no English is a new girl who card is up front with no picture and we are drawing a blank on the name. We think it might be Vicky. We've labeled her as ' the mystery girl' now as we compare our iphone notepad, I have 11 girls on my list and we overlap on 8 of them.

We are counting on Detective Optimist with much more experience there to get to the bottom of this as our lives are terribly disrupted not being able to complete our lists!

Update: We might be getting somewhere we think there are two short dyed blonds perhaps very similar in looks both with tats above the tit and poor English. One is obviously Elena and the other is the mystery girl. I had a tough time distinguishing between them in the club except one had her hair tied up in clips the other had a tiny pony tail but all other features as described identical.

[Wanking]

I've been with her a couple of times. She was one of the few, or perhaps the only one, who did anal but was not AO. She is good (anal and other things). No surprise that she has a loyal following.I was told she had left when I visited last summer. She was beautiful but I witnessed her in bad form a few times, spending alot of time hiding behind the reception desk and being bitchy to customers. I think the job really took its toll on her.

[Mac75]

I was told she had left when I visited last summer. She was beautiful but I witnessed her in bad form a few times, spending alot of time hiding behind the reception desk and being bitchy to customers. I think the job really took its toll on her.Andrea was there for two of the four days that I was there this week, she always seems a bit aloof and disinterested to me, that is the main reason I didn't take her.

[Optimist]

KK. My Elena has a ponytal and wears the four inch platforms. Her tattoo is about four words. I didn't check out the cards as I can never match them up with the girls.I will look to see if there is a Vicky card

[Kosher Kowboy]

KK. My Elena has a ponytal and wears the four inch platforms. Her tattoo is about four words. I didn't check out the cards as I can never match them up with the girls.I will look to see if there is a Vicky cardOk, that is the one I did not do. You and Mac did Elena, I did the mystery girl; the one w / o ponytail is ' Bride Mystery Girl ' for now and the one I did.

Please say 'Hello' to your Queen for me. Tell her I thought of her last night since you were there and I listened to Romanian Gypsy music in honour of the Royal Couple last night but don't tell her that I read about the Mercedes factory in Stuttgart and how they can design you a car to your specs, you can fly there drive it around and they ship it back to USA for you two weeks later and deliver to your door. You can even fly there to watch it in production or online watch it go thru production, paint etc. . I want them to think I am a poor peasant.

I am doing anything to kill time as I will occupy my mind with anything I need to in order to not see any useless American loser hookers and waste money and to preserve all Petro in my tank for the ladies on the correct side of the pond.

In exactly 30 days with the time difference I will have touched down, cleared customs and be headed to Tram 11 or the S2.

Have fun today, look forward to stories!

[Optimist]

No surprise, I went with my favourite.

I am afraid I am not spreading myself around.

I did do a session with Dani, who was enthusiastic and quite wild but avoided my half hearted attempt at kissing. She was an enquiring girl and probably would repay a repeat.

I again considered Roxana but I couldn't bring myself to it as she is larger than tiny me is comfortable with. I am sure she is very genuine judging by the noises from the next door room.

The music today included a lot of manele, which was a lot more cheerful than the dirges played on the radio station most days. It meant that I had the surreal experience of having sex with a girl dancing to manele. That is a vision of Heaven as it should be.

For a moment I was left in a room while the girl went to the reception. Immediately a very large cheerful girl rushed in and jumped on top of me posting her ample breasts in my face, and making lewd comments. She then got off, continued laughing, and checked that I had taken the joke. Great fun.

I spent most of the day with my favourite, Bianca, who continues to show me what a kind and sensitive person she is. Also has some hidden depths (not in the physical sense). Very very much a GFE.

The lineup today was limited. The beautiful Bianca of course, the skinny beautiful Rebecca who is reported for average service, the ever popular Andrea who is older and wears glasses and somehow is not for me, and several others most of whom were too large for me.

Entry before 12.00 is 25 euro. Business was not bad: in early evening every girl was in a room with a man, leaving the main room devoid of girls for a short time.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I am afraid I am not spreading myself around.
You will tomorrrow however I am providing you ample and sufficient warning that you need to take a very nice hot shower at your hotel or apartment tomorrow for the following reason:

Earlier today l called some Israeli cousins who work in high tech computer programming and they are working feverishly at this moment preparing to send an e-mail at 09:59 local Dietzenbach time with a Stuxnet style virus to the Dietzenbach Water company (https://www.zwo-wasser.de/index.php/fernwasser/wassermengen.html) to temporarily shut down water service at Voltastrae 4 starting at 10:00 and simultaneously will be sending another virus to Assar-Gabrielsson-Strae 11 (The Dietzenbach telephone Service Company location) causing Alice a headache as she frantically will try to call the water company for restoration of water services but her land lines will be shut off and she will be very frustrated and will have no backup options as the last line of defense she has will be the cell phones but I covered that base as well as a third e-mail out of Tel Aviv will be sent to Telekom. De which will in turn shut down the nearest cell phone tower to the club so no cell phones within 5 Km of The Creampie Factory will function at all!

Queen Nelly will have no choice at that point but to practice proper hygiene.

[Wanking]

30 minutes is 40 and hour 70 eur now? Does this include everything?

[Triptogamont]

30 minutes is 40 and hour 70 eur now? Does this include everything?Was there today.

20 minutes is 30 and does not include everything.

30 minutes is 40 and DOES include everything.

60 minutes is 70, and I assume it includes everything, but cannot say as I did not partake.

[Triptogamont]

Went for the first time today. As others have said, it's very similar to Villa Venus in NRW.

I looked through the cards. Off the top of my head I remember seeing cards for: Rebekah, Anais, Neco, Roxanna, Andrea, Dana, Sibel, Valentina. I think there were 12 cards total, sorry I don't remember them all. But looking around, there was no way I could match names and pictures to faces. Probably need a new prescription and the dim red lighting doesn't help.

I roomed with Rebekah. Tall, skinny, great body. I wish I had seen Optimist's post before I went. Average in the room at best. Fantastic breasts, but you can't put your mouth on them? Isn't that what they're FOR?

I talked with Neco for about 2 seconds. She speaks no English. I speak no Romanian. I suppose I could have just taken her straight to the room, but I wasn't in the mood for no communication at all.

Ended up with Anais. Thin, very pretty girl. She could be Rebekah's double. Maybe I have a type. Above average service, but she won't let you kiss anywhere near her neck. I find it almost impossible NOT to in mish.

I was very tempted by a petite, dark skinned girl. Black hair in twin ponytails that barely touch her shoulders. Didn't get her name, but she was busy working the door and doing laundry when I was ready. I liked her because she genuinely seemed to be having fun, goofing off with the other girls. I'm wondering if that translates well to the room.

Will be there off and on all week.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Since we assume that we are dealing only with law-abiding prostitution guests, the explicit mention of condom use can be waived for this review:

I just completed my latest trip to FKK Club Dietzenbach. I apologize for any typos in advance as my doctor changed my Rx and I am waiting on my new eyes to be delivered. He asked me why I felt I needed new eyes and I explained to him what happened in Sharks and he agreed I needed only a minor switch since I was able to distinguish between pink and white when it came to the heist of the towel. I do notice the dimensions of the pink towels are much smaller than the white ones so now I wonder how the fat Chinese pig gets the pink towel around her waist when she is bigger than I. Anyway, up the road in Dietzenbach it was business as usual.

Here is a summary of my latest sessions. We shall start with my Queen and another Queen shall be discussed last. They will be the bookends for the wives, duchesses and princesses.

My first session was a no brainer. I went with my Queen Nelly. I sat on a couch upon arrival and watched her go up and down the stairs twice and by the time she fucked those two guys I was ready and met her at the front desk when her second john was paying her. I pointed at the cabins downstairs as I was ready and she asked me in her terrible English 'washing?' and pointed at her pussy and then pointed up towards the ladies facilities and I pointed at the cabins. With a grin on her face she grabbed me by the arm and we went to the far cabin at the end. She knows I eat her pussy all the time and she just got on all fours and I went to town. My dick got hard pretty quick as I hadn't yet fucked for two days and I shoved my dick in her loose pussy and entered her from behind. I think I lasted all but two minutes and came very hard. She reached for my wristband and pulled out the card and saw no names on it and she knew right away why I shot so fast as no other girls names were on there and she knew it was my first day in Germany after a long journey and she smiled than took my money. She then went upstairs while I hit the showers and I took about a 5 minute hot shower and as I was leaving she was already headed up the stairs. That would actually be my only session with my Queen as I did not visit her the next day as I went to Sharks and the next day she was on holiday to Dortmund of all places.

Now, I forget the order of the rest of the girls so will roll with a laundry list synopsis and will just go down the list from my notes.

Carla: I zimmered with Carla twice this trip. Carla (unlike a Shark) gave me a genuine smile when I arrived at the club, she knew she was in line behind the Queen and knew I would come find her when ready. I think DFWDude fucked her his first night, I did her on day two, I can't remember who I fucked after Nelly. The first session with Carla I remember she just laid on the bed on her back and I ate her pussy out. Once ready I stuck my dick in her until I blew my load. The second session with Carla a couple days later started out with her giving me a blowjob and then she climbed on top. She rode me until she was tired and she motioned to switch to missionary and back in to her pussy I went and busted a nut in no time. Down the stairs and she was 40 E richer and myself 40 E poorer.

Sibel: Sibel was new for me this trip. I have heard nothing but good things about her and she is one of the better looking ones there. I was too eager for her as many guys were in the club so the minute she came down from an appointment I went to her couch. I should have known better to let her rest. I got her on the tail end of two 30 minute appointments and an hour appointment. She was tired. We used one of the downstairs cabins and she got on top of me and initiated kissing. That led to a very good blowjob than she mounted me. I was having a difficult time blowing so she reverted back to a HJ and BJ combo and right before I came I asked her to get on top of me so that I could cum while fucking her. I blew my load and then forked over her what is now a tax free 40 E fee.

Andra the Moaner: Andra is Romanaian, fluent in Spanish and that is how we communicated. Downstairs she is very flirty and relaxed and gets you real turned on and after some small talk I was asked ' Vamos a follar? 'We went upstairs and she went right for the blowjob. While she sucked she made moaning sounds, a little overkill. Once fully hard she got on top and rode me but she had a very loose pussy and I would have been able to cum quick but she started her fucking moaning and I started to lose my hard on so she went back to sucking than once at full mast again she got on top of me in reverse cowgirl and I did get a good pussy visual as she leaned all the way forward so I could watch her gaping lips the while time and fortunately when the moans started I was near popping a nut so the moans did no damage and I came. She than got paid, I went to eat a sausage on stale rye bread with mustard and washed it down with Fanta. I fucked her a second time a day or two later and still wonder why. The second time I ate her pussy to start and she moaned and moaned and came about 20 times (yeah right) than got on top of me and got upset at one point when I touched her hair. I was taking forever to cum and we switched to missionary. I banged her that way and I am just an average guy but from her moans you would have thought she was fucking Robert Parish (the old Boston Celtic Center) who was nicknamed tri-pod as he was rumored to have the largest dick in the NBA. Mentally I lost my boner as the moaning was out of hand and she finished me off with a handjob and some oil. I don't know why I zimmered a second time with her but I think it was because I was just fucking horny and wasn't interested in anyone else at the time and I fell for her ' downstairs act'; who gives a shit, only 40 E. That was the last time I was with her and will also be the last time. She is fired.

Laura: Laura is newer, very cute younger girl, a few extra Kg's and an extremely cute face. She is best classified as a sweet GFE type. She really likes to please her man, takes her time and starts off with lots of kissing. She will than work her way down with body kisses and then sucks quite well. She rolled on her back so we could fuck and right before I inserted myself she motioned to her belly which clearly indicated to me she gets turned on watching a guy shoot his load on her chest. When I was ready to cum I pulled it out and blew all over her chest and tits as requested. I will repeat in the future. Very fun girl.

Roxanne: As mentioned before she is a little larger but has a look that I really like, she was quite busy but once she slowed down we went to an upstairs room and she was the first session of that day. Lots of kissing, lots of pussy eating, no blowjob as I was rock hard so in to her pussy I went. I did not last long that morning, she was just too hot and warm inside and I shot a massive load in missionary. I repeated with her two more times during the trip. She is not big like Erica or Maya but far from a spinner, I really enjoyed her one of my favourites of the trip. I fucked so many of them I am working purely off memory but I reckon she gives one of the best blowjob in the club.

Dani: I took Dani at the end of one shift and she was shocked I chose her but smiled as I think she wondered why I never took her to the room prior. The very first time I walked in to Alice's Adult Day Care Center she was very pleasant and spoke to me upon entering the club and was very friendly but as the days passed she saw me go with just about all but her. She is not a perfect 10, on the thin side and doesn't smile much except for when I first got there. She speaks English well and sort of actually tried to get my attention when I first got to Dietz the last visit. I think she wrote me off as a guy who would not pick her and she seemed crabby to me all the time and finally I realised and felt in order to be a family member in good standing at my favourite house of ill repute I would need to take her as a wife. We went upstairs. She needed no explanation as to what I liked. She was all smiles and she could not have been nicer and kinder to me and I was happy as I had ignored her up until then and wasn't sure how things would go once in the room. I really liked her blowjob, one of the better ones I thought and she did so with great eye contact the whole time. When it was time for fucking she got on top and she has lots of energy, it was also a slow day for her. I found her walls to be quite tight and unlike some there she actually didn't just ride the stick she moved around, rotated her body allowing me to feel all parts of her vagina. She liked to move her hips. I didn't do a darn thing she just fucked me forever but I couldn't cum and she went back to blowing me until the point of no return and as she knew I was about to spew a load of cum out she tightened her grip around my dick and sucked up and down all the way to the base and I popped my final nut of the night. The more I think about it, I will repeat. Her attitude was great, now I feel guilty not putting more Euros in her vagina but there is always next time. She is on December's hit list.

Vicky: Vicky is the ' mystery girl' we have all been going back and forth on who looks like Elena, a short little blonde. She is usually unemotional on the couches and won't return a smile but I noticed every time a guy sat down she was very sweet to them so I gave it a try. I sat down next to her and she smiled but the first words out of her mouth were ' no English. ' Well English isn't important as all she needs to do is blow and fuck me so not sure why she said that but she warmed up to me and think she just says that so the guy knows if he can't speak German or Romanian that it would be a session with no conversation which for me is fine. When we got upstairs she reached in her purse and held up an undesirable item and I had to use my hands and my head to communicate my sentiments and she returned my ' communication' and held up 4 fingers for 40 E and we got on the bed. Good blowjob not the best, she fucked me on top than we switched to mish but she too was a final session of the night and she had to blow me to completion but her suction techniques are not that of Dani or Roxanne (FYI Roxanne gives perhaps the best blowjob in the place) so in the end needed a HJ. She reached for my wristband, pulled out the card and saw two names on there, smiled and reached for her oil. She knew I was out of sperma and had already filled two others that day. She than stroked me off than took 40 E and smiled. I think I will repeat with her at some point I just think she is newer (unless I have the name wrong) . I am calling her Vicky as per Mac75 she had a card with no picture and today Optimist verified the only card up there with no pic just a name was Vicky. I've checked the German boards for the LU's the last few days and no new names so by the process of elimination she has to be Vicky. Next time there in December should be able to confirm in the affirmative or the negative.

And finally.

Bianca: I thought she was a very sweet nice gal and for personal reasons and 100 percent my choice, I am choosing to spare Bianca the wrath of my keyboard something I have never done since 1992 when my first review ever went up and will just say the following. I had the chance to session with her twice and both sessions left me happy, content and pleased. Great girl, high marks, highly recommend and on that I'll end my synopsis.

Overall a great trip to Dietz, I had the pleasure of meeting up with DFWDude and Mac75 (as well as KCQuestor last trip) and all of them are great guys. See you all back in Germany soon and I look forward to sharing stories, laughs and most importantly sharing DNA cocktails served to us by the same 'dirty bartenders ' for many years to come.

[Wanking]

Was there today.

20 minutes is 30 and does not include everything.

30 minutes is 40 and DOES include everything.

60 minutes is 70, and I assume it includes everything, but cannot say as I did not partake.The old pricing system in 2016 of 30 minutes Ao costing 30 eur and 1 hour costing 75 used to annoy me since the hour was bad value but I still did a few 1 hour sessions.

At least the hour is properly priced now at 70. I like a non rushed one hour session, plenty of time to lick the girl out and have a slow fuck. I always find 1/2 hour sessions a bit short.

[Wanking]

When I was there in June before the new Law kicked in, they had a pricing system which also annoyed me. It was 30 euro for 30 minutes and 10 euro for each extra. So if you wanted AO and finish with CIM then that session would cost 50. I was quoted a 100 for an hour with both those extras. Admittedly it was still cheap compared to regular clubs.

I'm glad it's just 40 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour inclusive of everything. Are there any extras now?

[ResidentOfMars]

Was there today.

20 minutes is 30 and does not include everything.

30 minutes is 40 and DOES include everything.

60 minutes is 70, and I assume it includes everything, but cannot say as I did not partake.Do the 30 and 60 minute sessions include finger in pussy, or is that an extra?

[ExpatLover]

When I was there in June before the new Law kicked in, they had a pricing system which also annoyed me. It was 30 euro for 30 minutes and 10 euro for each extra. So if you wanted AO and finish with CIM then that session would cost 50. I was quoted a 100 for an hour with both those extras. Admittedly it was still cheap compared to regular clubs.

I'm glad it's just 40 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour inclusive of everything. Are there any extras now?OK cheap but can you compare the girls to the girls from other club and what about all the rest, food, sauna etc.

[Optimist]

When I was there in June before the new Law kicked in, they had a pricing system which also annoyed me. It was 30 euro for 30 minutes and 10 euro for each extra. So if you wanted AO and finish with CIM then that session would cost 50. I was quoted a 100 for an hour with both those extras. Admittedly it was still cheap compared to regular clubs.

I'm glad it's just 40 for 30 minutes and 70 for an hour inclusive of everything. Are there any extras now?I think not (but I haven't been able to try anal).

[Optimist]

Third day at Dietzenbach. The lineup was better than on Sunday.

I have an established role there now. I pay money and go with Bianca, plus possibly one other. I received a pleasant welcome from Alice, and then had my hair dried and styled by Maya, who is great fun and always friendly. She is an asset to the club (unfortunately I like my girls slim when it comes to sex). Sara welcomed me with a smile and "du bist wieder hier? She is really attractive. Even beautiful Anna smile today.

A couple of conversations with regular visitors, and one man didn't have enough money to pay his bill, so I gave him the necessary 5 euros (he was so embarrassed).

One girl had a birthday so there were chocolate and so on. And an off key rendition of "La MulțI Ani".

Otherwise I spent the day with Bianca, of the beautiful Grecian profile, the perfect rear, and above all, a really nice person.

[Triptogamont]

Looks like I am one day behind Optimist. And I missed him by seconds today at the club.

Solid lineup, but a lot of the best girls were quite busy. I snoozed and lost a couple of times.

A trashy hot bleached blond sat on the couch next to me. I figured it had to be KK's Nelly, so I immediately sat next to her. Good guess and very nice in the room! Sensual, eager to please. Good kissing and eye contact. A tiny bit toothy with the BJ would be my only complaint. But the reach under and fondle the testicles maneuver more than made up for it!

Relaxed for a while, but the girls on my list were kept occupied. I tried to get my hands (and other appendages) on Optimist's Bianca, but to no avail. I think he kept her so busy during the day that she spent most of the rest of her time doing laundry and cleaning up.

They rang the bell, so I grabbed Lara (Laura?) and dragged her to a room. Had a wonderful, relatively quick session. Nice kisses, then a quick BJ, then I just pounded her and let loose, no holding back to prolong things. She looked up at me and smiled the whole time.

I have my eye on Valentina (I think). Always wears thong and bra, long black hair, pretty face, doe eyes. I'll make sure I grab her the next time I see her. There are a couple of other girls I like, too, but I can't match pictures to faces to save my life.

[DFWdude]

The girls are always so quick to grab a paper towel to clean up after the deed. If you bring your own towel is it possible to let the juices flow and see the fruit of your labor? Make it a true see. P. E!

I understand why in the days of doing the deed on the couch no one wants that mess all over. But in the room?

[Kosher Kowboy]

The girls are always so quick to grab a paper towel to clean up after the deed. If you bring your own towel is it possible to let the juices flow and see the fruit of your labor? Make it a true see. P. E. !I have had a few who have made me stay inside them while I or she reach for the paper towels prior to leakage occuring while a few others don't rush for the towels if you follow the rankings in my system there will be less paper towel rushers as the level of royalty goes up. I am sure several there if you explained to them your desire would be more than happy to cooperate with you if you wanted to bring in your own towel as you suggested perhaps a white, maybe pink towel and place it under them while doing the deed. I think that is a good idea you have and with all the red lights inside and outside of the club I think the perfect towel to match the ambiance for such an event would be a red one and could be obtained not too far away at FKK Mainhatten and with great ease.

I too enjoy watching that 5-15 second clip and when they need a second serving of paper towels if the first didn't do the job you might get a bonus few seconds and a second viewing before the paper towels block your view. Again.

You need to go see a particular movie I have enjoyed a few times. It is called ' No Washing' and it is now playing at the Dietzenbach Center for the Performing Arts. Both Nelly and Neco would be perfect dates to take the movies and would enjoy being with you to enhance your viewing pleasures.



A trashy hot bleached blond sat on the couch next to me. I figured it had to be KK's Nelly, so I immediately sat next to her. Good guess and very nice in the room! Sensual, eager to please. Good kissing and eye contact. A tiny bit toothy with the BJ would be my only complaint. But the reach under and fondle the testicles maneuver more than made up for it!
.She is quite good at that move if you bang her again you will notice the longer you take to cum the tighter that fondling grip will get and greater the eye contact will come as she has her own unique way of getting the guy to cum faster; I like her way much better than the ones who sit there and pull at your nipples my Queen's method is less sharky. I know a few here who do it too, the good high volume ones all know said trick, no pun intended. I really think I did pick out the trashiest and filthiest one of all. She has been doing this so long and so many years now I think she has grabbed over 10,000 sets of testicles.

I've now heard from a few today that is was an extremely busy day at the Creampie Factory and business as usual.

Glad everybody had fun!

[Optimist]

Trip. Apologies. B. does tend to disappear for recovery time. Like you, I find matching pictures with the people really hard.

[Optimist]

I have had a few PMs asking if I use condoms. We all know what the law is. Any condom using client is very welcome by the girls who I have been with.

Like any club, everything depends on individuals. The only way to find out if one loves or hate a club (or more correctly the girls there) is to check it out. Dietzenbach is definitely lower end facilities, but has many pluses

[Kosher Kowboy]

Any condom using client is very welcome by the girls who I have been with.

Dietzenbach is definitely lower end facilities, but has many plusesAs timings would have it I went to my doctor yesterday for my final round of Hep A / B vaccinations (2 and 3 parts spread out over 6-9 months was final rounds) and I think the general public including the medical community here doesn't realize that condoms are used by many probably well the majority in Germany and simply assume the entire country is Creampie Central. Than again there is the Dietz girl who told me she doesn't like it when a guy gets CFS as too many rubbers can irritate a pussy she prefers the DNA Brand Naturally produced by testosterone; the type that regenerates itself between her men at lower costs than tubes of Astroglide, Durex or Ky Jelly. CFS also takes guys longer when they want most johns in and out; time is money to them and money is time to us.

We will all see things such as as condom usage from different angles. To each their own, we assess our own risks and if too spooked one can stay home. Or drive 200 km / HR on the autobahn or eat too many cheeseburgers and die of a heart attack up the road at Burger King. If that should be me hopefully there is a normal morgue in the area and I won't be sent to that Mosque across from the pizza joint and wrapped in Muslim versions of FKK Towels.

Well, my doctor under his fiduciary duties sent me get a blood, ' go in a cup' and oral swab test to make sure I did not bring home in my suitcase nor person any gifts from Germany that I wouldn't want to keep and all turned out well; so any of you guys who crossed DNA paths with me last week are most likely ok as well since we went drinking and swimming in the same fountains and pools.

I did bring home one undesirable gift but this one I can blame on poor hygiene of the facility not the vaginas. It is called tinea pedis more commonly known as ' athlete's foot' so I purchased some Lamisil cream and spray and my feet will not itch anymore. I attribute this to either poor cleaning of the shoes, walking around barefoot but most likely the poor cleaning and standing water in the showers especially the area once you exit the sauna there is a huge puddle of water there that fungus can thrive in and I think I stepped in that puddle, so shoes wouldn't have helped.

[ExpatLover]

I have had a few PMs asking if I use condoms. We all know what the law is. Any condom using client is very welcome by the girls who I have been with.

Like any club, everything depends on individuals. The only way to find out if one loves or hate a club (or more correctly the girls there) is to check it out. Dietzenbach is definitely lower end facilities, but has many plusesSorry but I really don't know about which pluses you are thinking.

[Triptogamont]

Today was an interesting, fun, and strange day at Dietz.

Ladies I recall seeing: Adelle, Karla, Bianca, Nelly, Laura, Rebekah, Sara, Anna, Maya, Neco, Dani. That's all I can remember off the top of my head.

There were not many girls in the main room when I got there. 3-4 guys sitting around. I grabbed a seat and waited. And waited. Eventually, I saw Bianca and Optimist come out of a room. I waited some more until Optimist spruced up his long flowing hair and came back out to the main room. When he sat down, I re-introduced myself (we met last June). We ended up having a long, entertaining (at least for me, he may have been bored out of his mind) conversation over the next couple of hours. I rate him very highly personally and on this board. The whole time we were talking, hardly any girls showed up! One or two would sit for short periods of time, then disappear upstairs. I don't even think guys were taking them to rooms. Although Nelly seemed to be fairly busy, much to Kosher Kowboy's glee.

Eventually, Adelle sat down. I remember seeing her the past couple of days, but didn't know her name. She's a VERY pretty Romanian girl, tall and thin, long black hair. Fresh, innocent face, perky breasts. And a smile that makes her even prettier. I excused myself from Optimist and sat down and introduced myself. She even speaks excellent English! Apparently, she's only been in Germany for one week. Off to the room! I had an excellent time with her, with one caveat. Her kissing is fairly passive. Not necessarily reluctant, just not very eager or passionate. Passive is the best word I can think of to explain it. Everything else was wonderful. Great eye contact during CG and mish. Even in K9 looking at each other in the mirror. Smiling the whole time and giving the Nelly Reach Under (TM). If she was enthusiastic with the DFK, I would be in a LOT of trouble.

Cleaned up and went back to the room. Again, not many girls in sight. I sat with Optimist again and gave him the details on Adelle. But it was very strange to be in a brothel with hardly any working girls readily available. I think maybe they were all hiding upstairs waiting out the lull between the lunch crowd and the after work crowd. Or maybe Optimist and I are too damn ugly to look at? It didn't seem like they were busy with customers, unless maybe several did very long rooms. We both probably would have left if it wasn't the middle of rush hour. Eventually, Bianca came back downstairs. Optimist actually asked me if he would be blocking me if he took Bianca again. Not at all! I thought it would be the other way around! I assume I'll get to her eventually. So he went and sat with her.

I waited a little while, then set my sights on Karla. Another girl I had seen on previous days, but catch her name. Tall, long, black hair, Romanian. Wears bra and panties. Excellent English again! Had a good room with her. Good BJ with DT. CG and ACG was amazing with varied motion and great eye contact. Flipped for mish. Then suddenly, the days caught up to me. Lack of sleep, lots of sightseeing, too many inverted crunches on top of these girls. Little Trip went to sleep. Karla woke him back up with a nice HJ with lotion while fondling the sack and DFK, leading to a very nice explosion. No complaints here. The only slight negative would be that it's obvious why she wears a bra once she takes it off. They're not bad, they're just not as ridiculously perky as some of the young girls'.

After that, I was done.

[Optimist]

Trip, was great fun to meet you: it was the highlight of the day (the club was like a home for tired people: must be the funereal music) All the girls seemed to be in hiding: I think they were just resting. A couple of girls said they were over tired, and one even came to lay down in a room just to get a ten minute break. After 8 hours I finally left to visit Oase but had a problem with my travel arrangements home, so I aborted. The club was weirdly empty: few men and almost no girls in evidence. It was a bit like being in an ante room, knowing that somewhere else something was happening. And with the dark and my eye sight I kept getting the girls mixed up. The fact that with their platform shoes they sometimes look like supermodels (remember the lighting) and later the same girl running around shoe less looks completely different.

I was thinking I ought to try Karla today, but I am sure I have forgotten what she looks like already!

[Member #4585]

I did bring home one undesirable gift but this one I can blame on poor hygiene of the facility not the vaginas. It is called tinea pedis more commonly known as ' athlete's foot' so I purchased some Lamisil cream and spray and my feet will not itch anymore. I attribute this to either poor cleaning of the shoes, walking around barefoot but most likely the poor cleaning and standing water in the showers especially the area once you exit the sauna there is a huge puddle of water there that fungus can thrive in and I think I stepped in that puddle, so shoes wouldn't have helped.Seriously, after all my escapades, the hardest thing I have taken home with me, excluding colds from DFKing a girl with a cold, is athlete's foot as well. I must have got a mutant form since it took a seriously long treatment of the usual medicines to bring this strain under control and back to its smooth, soft self again.

Well done Kosher Kowboy.

[Optimist]

I bring home with me only a remembrance of Bianca's beautiful profile, the lift of her upper lip when she smiles, and small gestures of sweetness. As this club tends to have fewer of the long stay clients, who will help the girls out in various ways in and out of the club (in return for their blessed presence) the girls are not so used to oddities like me, but I am hoping to carve out a niche for myself in one or two girls' memories, so I get even better treatment next time.

[Triptogamont]

I wash my feet almost as much as I wash my junk at Dietz and my hotel. Fingers crossed!

[ExpatLover]

I wash my feet almost as much as I wash my junk at Dietz and my hotel. Fingers crossed!Sorry again and again, for me this club is not clean, even they pay me I will not return.

[Triptogamont]

I wasn't going to go to Dietz last night. I really wasn't. I was tired and really felt like going to bed. Then the little demon on my shoulder reminded me that I would get there right as discounted entry started at 8 PM. And 65 Euro for a nice fuck? What better use did I have for that money anyway? And those funny little pieces of colored paper aren't really money anyway.

Girls I remember seeing in the club: Dana, Dani, the older woman (Andrea? The girl with the glasses (Andra? Adelle, Laura, Rebekah, Sara, Maya, Nelly, the petite blond girl (never have learned her name, but Optimist says she doesn't really kiss, so who cares?

So I set my sights on Sara, but I would swear that the girl doesn't actually do rooms! She was a whirling dervish all over the place, never actually sitting on a couch. Suddenly, she was going to a room with a guy, but I never saw her sit down. Opportunity missed!

Nelly sat with her back to me, so I shortlisted her just in case. She looked different with her hair up in a bun. Then Adelle sat nearby also. I had it in mind to take both Nelly and Adelle for a 3 way. So I got up and sat next to Nelly and said Hello,. Only, it wasn't Nelly! It was Dana. I must be going blind. Oh well, it was an opportunity to try out a different girl, and her kisses and touches on the couch told me she would be fun. And she was! Nice kisses, sensual BJ, good eye contact, nice slow mish to a very pleasant finish. Cuddling and chatting afterward.

After a shower (with excessive soap applied to feet and junk), I sat only long enough to completely dry off. So I never actually saw Nelly, but her card was up on the bar.

I was there long enough to realize a couple of things. I miss Optimist. This place is REALLY boring between sessions. Watching the same 4 porn scenes 50 times each. Listening to the same dreary music. Wondering where the hell the girls actually are. Also, you know you've been in the place too many times when you keep going to yesterday's locker and wondering why your key doesn't work.

[ExpatLover]

I wasn't going to go to Dietz last night. I really wasn't. I was tired and really felt like going to bed. Then the little demon on my shoulder reminded me that I would get there right as discounted entry started at 8 PM. And 65 Euro for a nice fuck? What better use did I have for that money anyway? And those funny little pieces of colored paper aren't really money anyway.

Girls I remember seeing in the club: Dana, Dani, the older woman (Andrea? The girl with the glasses (Andra? Adelle, Laura, Rebekah, Sara, Maya, Nelly, the petite blond girl (never have learned her name, but Optimist says she doesn't really kiss, so who cares?

So I set my sights on Sara, but I would swear that the girl doesn't actually do rooms! She was a whirling dervish all over the place, never actually sitting on a couch. Suddenly, she was going to a room with a guy, but I never saw her sit down. Opportunity missed!

Nelly sat with her back to me, so I shortlisted her just in case. She looked different with her hair up in a bun. Then Adelle sat nearby also..You already made the conclusion, for a half or full day relax it is impossible to enjoy it at Dietz, the lighting is so poor that even you made a mistake.

[Optimist]

Trip. I take a book to pass the time and also use my phone discreetly. The club is not exactly the high life. I was there first thing and also got confused about girls: I watched who I thought was X only to realise later in the day that I was wrong. I can't give details. Maybe Bianca is my favourite because she cannot be misidentified by blind beggars like me.

I did in fact she attractive Sara do a room!

As reported elsewhere I left for a meeting, and then to La Luna where a party of four people was running.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I wash my feet almost as much as I wash my junk at Dietz and my hotel. Fingers crossed!I will bring athlete's foot cream next time and apply it nightly just in case. My doctor told me to use the cream than wear your socks for an hour or so. Also based on the fungus itself being identical to that of jock itch make sure if using the sauna in this grungy run down filthy club to put a towel down as Athlete's foot is one thing on a monger trip but jock itch might ruin your trip. Saunas can also if sitting where some other guy did cause a case of ringworm as well I was told so always sit on a towel. Both strains are not fun to have.

It appears you were a fan of my Queen but I hope you did not play any foot games with her or any foot fetish activities (would easily fit inside); I'd hate to lick your feet in a few weeks, everything else washes out.


. I must have got a mutant form since it took a seriously long treatment of the usual medicines to bring this strain under control and back to its smooth, soft self again.
.I think we got the same one, the cream did not work well and I was up all night two nights ago itching my feet so yesterday the Doctor gave me an Rx for the Lamisal pills that work through the bloodstream instead of topical and within 24 hours the itching has all gone away.

I suggest all visitors to this sub-par hygienic club make sure to take all precautions and practice ' safe feet' when walking and sitting in public areas. I do not think the carpets, showers, saunas and rest rooms are required to go in for mandatory testing. Since the towels at Dietz are not the same quality and thread count as the ones at Sharks one could always enjoy the facilities at Sharks, grab a towel to sit on (pink or course) , head north to The Creampie Factory and use said towel while in Dietzenbach and the next day return to Sharks and drop it in the used towels bin for a complete and throughout washing in their industrial washers.

Hopefully we will not hear about Mandy scratching her feet but than again I do not think ghosts have feet.

[Rogue Nation]

T
Eventually, Adelle sat down. I remember seeing her the past couple of days, but didn't know her name. She's a VERY pretty Romanian girl, tall and thin, long black hair. Fresh, innocent face, perky breasts. And a smile that makes her even prettier. I excused myself from Optimist and sat down and introduced myself. She even speaks excellent English! Apparently, she's only been in Germany for one week. Off to the room! I had an excellent time with her, with one caveat. Her kissing is fairly passive. Not necessarily reluctant, just not very eager or passionate. Passive is the best word I can think of to explain it. Everything else was wonderful. Great eye contact during CG and mish. Even in K9 looking at each other in the mirror. Smiling the whole time and giving the Nelly Reach Under (TM). If she was enthusiastic with the DFK, I would be in a LOT of trouble.She's good looking for the place. At Oase or Sharks she'd rank in the upper 30%, opticwise. Her service is totally passive, she just started the job, kissing is reluctant and she can't take a harder pounding. She is constantly booked.

[Neurosynth]

You guys understand that the rubber sandals can / should be worn in the showers right?

[Triptogamont]

Trip. I take a book to pass the time and also use my phone discreetly. The club is not exactly the high life. I was there first thing and also got confused about girls: I watched who I thought was X only to realise later in the day that I was wrong. I can't give details. Maybe Bianca is my favourite because she cannot be misidentified by blind beggars like me.

I did in fact she attractive Sara do a room!

As reported elsewhere I left for a meeting, and then to La Luna where a party of four people was running.How do you read a book in that lighting? With a flashlight?

I don't think there is any way to mistake Bianca for anyone else. She is definitely one of a kind. Did you tell her to avoid me? I'm a nice guy, I promise! I'm only kidding, report for today coming.

[Triptogamont]

You guys understand that the rubber sandals can / should be worn in the showers right?Yeah, but there is still a puddle in that back shower that are pretty deep, and who knows how well they disinfect the sandals!

[Triptogamont]

I was driving north on the A5. Little Demon Trip said, "Hey, you know Dietz is only about a 20 minute detour, right?" Next thing I know, I'm at the gate ringing the bell. Clue #2 that you have been coming here too often: Alice doesn't even ask your name, she just writes it on the card.

Ladies I saw working today: Valentina, Adelle, Bianca, Karla, Dana, Laura, Rebekah, Neco, Maya, Dani, Andra / Andrea with the glasses, the petite blond who doesn't kiss. What the hell is her name anyway?

I was determined to console Bianca, but I swear Optimist told her to dodge me. I saw her come downstairs and immediately go back up with some bastard who must die. She never even came into the room!

OK, option #2 was Valentina. I've seen her a couple of other times. She's got a great curvy body, very pretty face, always wears thong and bra. Fantastic eyes, lip piercing. She always looks sort of sad to me, so I wanted to cheer her up. Who am I kidding? I wanted her to cheer me up. I sat next to her and introduced myself. She speaks ZERO English. And apparently, no Romanian. I think she only speaks Hungarian, and probably German. But her soft hands spoke plenty of Little Trip's language, so no problem at all. I asked, "Kiss?" and she responded with lusciously soft lips and tongue. Hell yeah. We stroked each other while she finished her cigarette, then off to the room. Christmas came early for me today. Fabulous DFK. Luxurious BJ. Got her naked and I have no idea why she wears a bra, because they're wonderful. Never left mish because we never got our tongues untied. I think I'm in love. Afterward, we had a hilarious non-verbal conversation. Maybe I like her so much because she DOESN'T speak English.

Of course, after I get cleaned up and back in the room, Bianca is available, finally sitting on a couch by herself. No way will I be able to perform, so I sit and rest. She eventually gets picked up by a guy older than Methuselah, but he's done in world record time. She comes back, but then doesn't actually sit down. She spends a LONG time goofing off with some of the other girls up by the bar. Optimist's schemes at work, I'm sure.

Finally, I am running out of time. So I figure I'll try Adelle again to see if performance gets better the second time around. The answer, for me, is no and yes. No, the physical part was the same as before. Passive kissing, but everything else was very good. I especially enjoy the eye contact and smiling and the Nelly Reach Under. Yes, I REALLY like this girl personally. Petting, chatting, laughing afterward was pretty amazing. I think I'm in love x2.

[Vito Corleone]

Blonde w / o kissing Elena.

After a client dresses & leaves the club those crappy sandals put back on the shelf.

[Kosher Kowboy]

After a client dresses & leaves the club those crappy sandals put back on the shelf.I agree, I felt bad watching Dani on her knees organizing all the shoes from men who just leave them there. It isn't like larger and hygienic clubs where there is an attendant paid to pick up after us children.

I have also noticed many men in addition to not putting their sandals back on the shelf also leave soaked wet towels (carries fungi) laying on the floors and bench; please put them in the little basket provided as it requires little to no effort as it is on the way out of the locker area right before the washer / dryer.

Several times when I reach for a fresh cup for the mouthwash I notice that someone has put a dirty used one in the new bin. I think they are labeled 'new and used' but in German and I will be able to actually read that and understand next trip as I will have completed 10 German lessons but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to simply look and see the used ones are wet and not stacked nicely. For February's trip I am hoping with what will than be close to 30 lessons that I will be able to express my desires to the ladies on my hygienic preferences.

We need to discuss the sausages as well. Please use the tongs provided. Last trip I was filling my Fanta up, chugging glass after glass when I noticed a guy come down with his rented pussy he owed 40 E and after he paid her he went to get a sausage. He reached in with his hands and grabbed. I know this is a bareback club but please do not bareback the sausages, they are for all of us to share, be nice. It gets worse though. This unhygienic man actually pulled out two sausages since they are tied together. He than using both hands put one hand on each sausage and separated them by pulling them apart from each side and had the gall to drop one back in the water that he had just barebacked with his hand. I think I will ' brown bag' it next time or just go to the Turkish place up the road, I am very grossed out by the sausages and filth in that water.

Finally, understandably we all need to use the toilet once and a while especially if there all day. I do not know why but European toilets seem to be designed differently than ones here and too many times I walk in to the restroom and notice another guest left a painting on the porcelain. Please kindly use the toilet cleaning brush next to the toilet.

I think we should all work together to improve on these rather simple things. The ladies take pride in cleaning themselves so that we come in contact with as little of each others' DNA as possible so perhaps it is time we men start doing the little things in life to try to clean up around the place.

[DMD2017]

I thought there was a big bucket of water and some sort of cleaning solution that all of the sandals goes into! Did the club cut down so much that they got rid of that?

If I get a sausage that is attached to another one, I always take both. They usually drain the water in the cooker every day and put new water in the next day (as I noticed when I go to the club early and stay there all day).

I usually go to the toilet once or twice a day (twice only if I eat spicy food). Before I enter the club, I use McDonald's or Burger King's bathroom to [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) because I don't want to mess up Dietzenbach's bathrooms.

If I saw someone handle the food like that, I would probably be grossed out by it!

I once stopped going to my local Subway sandwich place for more than six months when I was on line and witnessed one of the customer's (some 6 foot tall 13 year old kid) looked over the sneeze guard glass and asked, "Is that cheese bread?" and accidentally sneezed all over the condiments! People ran off the line, his mother hit him on the back of the head, and I left with the rest of the crowd!

[Triptogamont]

Blonde w / o kissing Elena.

After a client dresses & leaves the club those crappy sandals put back on the shelf.Ah, thank you. Now several posts and PMs make a lot more sense.

I was told you would be at the club and was given a very general description. When I saw a guy who MIGHT fit that description, I walked up and asked if he was Vito Corleone. Mass confusion and broken English ensued. Good times.

[Triptogamont]

I agree, I felt bad watching Dani on her knees organizing all the shoes from men who just leave them there. It isn't like larger and hygienic clubs where there is an attendant paid to pick up after us children.

I have also noticed many men in addition to not putting their sandals back on the shelf also leave soaked wet towels (carries fungi) laying on the floors and bench; please put them in the little basket provided as it requires little to no effort as it is on the way out of the locker area right before the washer / dryer.

Several times when I reach for a fresh cup for the mouthwash I notice that someone has put a dirty used one in the new bin. I think they are labeled 'new and used' but in German and I will be able to actually read that and understand next trip as I will have completed 10 German lessons but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to simply look and see the used ones are wet and not stacked nicely. For February's trip I am hoping with what will than be close to 30 lessons that I will be able to express my desires to the ladies on my hygienic preferences.

We need to discuss the sausages as well. Please use the tongs provided. Last trip I was filling my Fanta up, chugging glass after glass when I noticed a guy come down with his rented pussy he owed 40 E and after he paid her he went to get a sausage. He reached in with his hands and grabbed. I know this is a bareback club but please do not bareback the sausages, they are for all of us to share, be nice. It gets worse though. This unhygienic man actually pulled out two sausages since they are tied together. He than using both hands put one hand on each sausage and separated them by pulling them apart from each side and had the gall to drop one back in the water that he had just barebacked with his hand. I think I will ' brown bag' it next time or just go to the Turkish place up the road, I am very grossed out by the sausages and filth in that water.

Finally, understandably we all need to use the toilet once and a while especially if there all day. I do not know why but European toilets seem to be designed differently than ones here and too many times I walk in to the restroom and notice another guest left a painting on the porcelain. Please kindly use the toilet cleaning brush next to the toilet.

I think we should all work together to improve on these rather simple things. The ladies take pride in cleaning themselves so that we come in contact with as little of each others' DNA as possible so perhaps it is time we men start doing the little things in life to try to clean up around the place.This is hilarious. I try to touch as little as possible in this place. The girls' pussies are probably the cleanest things there. Except Nelly's, of course.

[Optimist]

Trip. I promise I told Bianca what a great guy you were, not crazy at all. I want her to be busy: then when she sees me she will not need my money.

I am worried that positive reports here and elsewhere are leading to an oversupply of customers.Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.

[Citizen Kane]

Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.

[Kosher Kowboy]

The girls' pussies are probably the cleanest things there. .I actually up until I saw that guy put his hand in the water was thinking of implementing a sausage test and shoving it up the girls DNA laced vaginas as I work thru the LU over time and eating it afterwards (no mustard or liquid to wash it down) to properly evaluate their insides as visuals are one thing and feeling the warmth of them deep inside is another but taste is one of the five senses I wanted to get involved until that guy spoiled the water the test specimens sit in. My tongue can only go so far the sausage might make it in to the cervix of some for a more in depth taste. If I used two and did not separate them I might be able to bend a little and get a sample out of the uterus perhaps even one of the Fallopian tubes as well of our Queens, Princesses, Duchesses, and wives.


I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.Hopefully the Germans do not have an equal to our state health inspections that all places need to get and are subject at anytime to random testing in the USA, let's hope if they do that Alice properly has a crew come clean or maybe we can assist her by behaving better.


Optimist's schemes at work, I'm sure..I am starting to think this ' Optimist' is a ghost created by the crafty Germans to keep us out of the clean clubs and that he never went to NRW after saying good bye to Bianca and instead went to Sharks and got ' wedding nights' for 50 E in return for keeping the dirtballs out.

[DMD2017]

The water is poured out of the cooker every night and new water is put in the next day. I would only worry about who's handling the food during the day I'm there!

There used to be a large bucket with detergent where you put your sandals that you wore in the club to soak in. Did Dietzenbach cut down on costs and got rid of that?

I haven't noticed it there during my last visit, but then again, I bring my own cheap sandals!

It's best that you buy your own sandals / flip flops and use them throughout your whole trip! Rubber / plastic sandals are like $1 - $4 in the store and it's better than wearing those sandals the club has. After your trip, you can either keep them, or throw them out because they're so cheap!

[Triptogamont]

Trip. I promise I told Bianca what a great guy you were, not crazy at all. I want her to be busy: then when she sees me she will not need my money.

I am worried that positive reports here and elsewhere are leading to an oversupply of customers.Still, if the plague of bacteria continues then the customers will all have to stay at home protecting their feet.If I go tonight, I will save myself for her only. Or Sara. I think they are the last two on my list. Unfortunately, both of them seem to disappear for long periods of time. I will definitely leave Bianca 40 Euro richer for you. If my feet acquire mutant fungus, I'll just have them amputated when I get home.

[Triptogamont]

I think that the inevitable zombie apocalypse that will destroy mankind will be as a direct result of hygiene issues at Dietzenbach.Absolutely!

[Triptogamont]

I am starting to think this ' Optimist' is a ghost created by the crafty Germans to keep us out of the clean clubs and that he never went to NRW after saying good bye to Bianca and instead went to Sharks and got ' wedding nights' for 50 E in return for keeping the dirtballs out.Well, if he is a ghost, he can at least manifest himself enough physically to shake my hand. If he's not a ghost, I hope he washed that hand after touching the sausages!

[Kosher Kowboy]

If I go tonight, I will save myself for her only. Or Sara. I think they are the last two on my list. Unfortunately, both of them seem to disappear for long periods of time. I will definitely leave Bianca 40 Euro richer for you. If my feet acquire mutant fungus, I'll just have them amputated when I get home.This went up elsewhere about 3 hours ago so with the time difference some guy already creampied one or more of them early for you let's just hope it is a native German and not a Turkish man who can type in German. Now you can start thinking of your choices and perhaps using the sausage experience to see which ones flavors up a sausage the best. If this is your last day try to see two girls and compare the taste of the sausages and report back. She may not be for all but if Nico is there you might get a little XXX movie upon finishing up, I personally have her on the permanent to fuck list if there along with an obvious one and Karla and Roxanna too. Anyone of them might enjoy a sausage

Please while engaging in sexual activity at this club given it's poor hygienic conditions and reputations to always practice ' safe feet' and ' safe sausage'

Adele RO.

Andrea RO.

Bianca RO.

Dana RO.

Elena RO.

Karla RO.

Maya RO.

Nico RO.

Rebekka RO.

Roxana RO.

Sarah RO.

Valentina HU.

[Optimist]

Blonde w / o kissing Elena.

After a client dresses & leaves the club those crappy sandals put back on the shelf.There are sprays for the clients to disinfect (or is it just dirty water?) the sandals before putting them on.

[Optimist]

Well, if he is a ghost, he can at least manifest himself enough physically to shake my hand. If he's not a ghost, I hope he washed that hand after touching the sausages!I am vegan so can guarantee my freedom from all sausage related bacteria.

[Optimist]

My plan to keep you all out of the club is not to send you all to La Luna Moers, report in that thread. If Dietzenbach is the morgue, then La Luna was (on this day at least) the party

[Triptogamont]

This went up elsewhere about 3 hours ago so with the time difference some guy already creampied one or more of them early for you let's just hope it is a native German and not a Turkish man who can type in German. Now you can start thinking of your choices and perhaps using the sausage experience to see which ones flavors up a sausage the best. If this is your last day try to see two girls and compare the taste of the sausages and report back. She may not be for all but if Nico is there you might get a little XXX movie upon finishing up, I personally have her on the permanent to fuck list if there along with an obvious one and Karla and Roxanna too. Anyone of them might enjoy a sausage

Please while engaging in sexual activity at this club given it's poor hygienic conditions and reputations to always practice ' safe feet' and ' safe sausage'

Adele RO.

Andrea RO.

Bianca RO.

Dana RO.

Elena RO.

Karla RO.

Maya RO.

Nico RO.

Rebekka RO.

Roxana RO.

Sarah RO.

Valentina HU.Well, shit. I guess I'm headed down there. I'll just wait until one of them breaks free. Worst case, I'll repeat with Valentina.

[Optimist]

Trip. Just grab them as soon as you see them, way lay them as soon as they have been paid by previous client.Good luck

[ExpatLover]

Trip. Just grab them as soon as you see them, way lay them as soon as they have been paid by previous client.Good luckSorry but what are you thinking about.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Just grab them as soon as you see them, way lay them as soon as they have been paid by previous client.That is great advise Trip, also let us know if you accepted or denied the ' V-ashing' part if she points at her pussy. However it looks like the hygienic ones are working today and The Queen Tramp of Dietzenbach is off

[Neurosynth]

A properly run FKK will have a tub with disinfecting solution where you are supposed to leave your rubber sandals. I don't recall seeing one at Dietz, but I do recall seeing 2 baskets near the entryway where you can put used towels and sandals. If really worried about it bring some disinfecting solution with you and clean your sandals before putting them on. This shouldn't be a biggie.

[Rogue Nation]

Bring your own shoes, sandals, flip flops. Why bother with disinfected or non disinfected shoes?

[Optimist]

Bring your own shoes, sandals, flip flops. Why bother with disinfected or non disinfected shoes?Because I am an idiot and always forget to pack them?

Already for this club one needs to take one's own food, so flipflops should be easy.

[ExpatLover]

Because I am an idiot and always forget to pack them?

Already for this club one needs to take one's own food, so flipflops should be easy.In Dietz you have to bring everything even nice girls.

[Triptogamont]

Got really busy, so have not reported. Missed Saturday, but went for a short visit Sunday.

Ladies present from memory: Sibel, Nico, Dana, Maya, Roxanna, Rebekah, Anais, Laura, Adelle, Elena, Karla, Bianca (supposedly).

Bianca's card was up. I figured I'd give her an hour to appear and I'd jump all over her. Well, my hour came and went. So I decided that I'd take the first of Nico, Sibel, or Bianca to become available. Sibel was the lucky winner.

Had a poor session. She kisses, but it's that Romanian punching thing with the tongue. Decent BJ, then on to mish. KK might like her because she was loose as hell. Tried a few different positions, but it wasn't working for me. Switched to HJ / BJ while she played with my taint and balls to get me off. She looks good, but I won't repeat.

Hung around for a little while after, but never did see Bianca.

[Triptogamont]

Because I am an idiot and always forget to pack them?

Already for this club one needs to take one's own food, so flipflops should be easy.Very good idea to bring my own. Will do that next time. Assuming I remember. I did see the spray on the top shelf. Might just be blue water, but I sprayed the hell out of my sandals before putting them on.

[Triptogamont]

I think I should change my handle!

Only had time for a quick visit. Lineup: Valentina, Laura, Rebekah, Adelle, Maya, Roxanna, Anna, Andra (the one with the glasses), Andrea (the older one), Elena. Plus two girls I have never seen before. A large, blond. At first I thought it was Roxanna, but then I saw her too. The other girl has a tramp stamp and silicone lips. Not as large as Roxanna, but a big girl. A broad shouldered girl with long, straight black hair. She has almost a full sleeve on one arm, but not filled in yet. I didn't catch either of their names.

I was tempted to try Anna or the new brunette. But then I figured it would be my last visit, so I would go with my favorite girl. I sat next to Valentina and let her finish her cigarette while we stroked each other. Went to the room and had a fantastic session. And some hilarious non-verbal exchanges before and after, considering she doesn't speak English and I don't speak German or Hungarian.

So my goal between now and my next visit to Dietz is to learn some Hungarian and seriously start to woo this girl.

[Optimist]

Valentina .... I don't speak German or Hungarian.

So my goal between now and my next visit to Dietz is to learn some Hungarian and seriously start to woo this girl.My disease is catching. We go to fuck girls and then end up wanting to talk to them, and then woo them ;)

[Kosher Kowboy]

My disease is catching. We go to fuck girls and then end up wanting to talk to them, and then woo them ;)Your disease crossed the Atlantic, cost me $995 to enroll in German class.

I think everything in this club is contagious, anyone who goes to this club you have been warned. You will catch ' something'. Something besides memories will come home with you!


So my goal between now and my next visit to Dietz is to learn some Hungarian and seriously start to woo this girl.That is not Hungarian ( that would be for communicative purposes only) , the language to ' Woo' is called ' Euros' ; they all speak it just to varying degrees.

[Member #4585]

Your disease crossed the Atlantic, cost me $995 to enroll in German class.

I think everything in this club is contagious, anyone who goes to this club you have been warned. You will catch ' something'. Something besides memories will come home with you !


:)Kosher Kowboy,

Just a consideration. Would not Romanian be a better language to learn than German for the club's given the vast majority of the working girls are Romanian and probably not speak much German at all?

Just a thought.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Kosher Kowboy,

Just a consideration. Would not Romanian be a better language to learn than German for the club's given the vast majority of the working girls are Romanian and probably not speak much German at all?

Just a thought.Yes but I want to expand from the romance based ones, try German. Eventually will move to Europe and speaking Spanish and German will be ideal as two of the three most common.

But yes, you are very correct, Romanian would be better. Many of them speak Spanish too, in fact I find about 50 percent of them speak Spanish or understand it

I need to learn to say ' creampie' still.

Sin goma is without rubber in Spanish, need learn in other languages.

I desire to speak with more than just my Queens, and can also use German here and it is fun language too....enjoying it

[ExpatLover]

Yes but I want to expand from the romance based ones, try German. Eventually will move to Europe and speaking Spanish and German will be ideal as two of the three most common.

But yes, you are very correct, Romanian would be better. Many of them speak Spanish too, in fact I find about 50 percent of them speak Spanish or understand it

I need to learn to say ' creampie' still.

Sin goma is without rubber in Spanish, need learn in other languages.

I desire to speak with more than just my Queens, and can also use German here and it is fun language too....enjoying itIn France, Italy, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, Hungary, Romanian, etc. You can do nothing if you speak Spanish or German, most of the Romanian girls can understand or speak Italian because both languages have strong Latin basis, but except if they worked in Spain they are not able to understand Spanish.

[Optimist]

Speaking romanian makes the euros go just a little bit further ;) (well, with romanians at least)

But German can be useful as a lot of hungarian and bulgarian girls have limited English

[Neurosynth]

...I need to learn to say ' creampie' still.The operative phrase is "allies ohne" meaning "everything without" as in without a condom. AO is the acronym for allies ohne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeB_JXN-0xc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBaMnjn-uA

[Vito Corleone]

Ah, thank you. Now several posts and PMs make a lot more sense.

I was told you would be at the club and was given a very general description. When I saw a guy who MIGHT fit that description, I walked up and asked if he was Vito Corleone. Mass confusion and broken English ensued. Good times.I was there but I left around 8 pm.

[Hermann666]

The operative phrase is "allies ohne" meaning "everything without" as in without a condom. AO is the acronym for allies ohne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeB_JXN-0xc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPBaMnjn-uAIt's alles ohne.

[Kosher Kowboy]

It's alles ohne.Somebody (Trip?) alles ohne'd my Queen out of the lineup! She is missing.

I think Trip must have destroyed her insides and ripped her to shreds, she is missing and was under your watch in your care!

[Triptogamont]

My disease is catching. We go to fuck girls and then end up wanting to talk to them, and then woo them ;)Too funny. Never should have shaken your hand!

[Triptogamont]

That is not Hungarian ( that would be for communicative purposes only) , the language to ' Woo' is called ' Euros' ; they all speak it just to varying degrees

:)Luckily, I am fluent in Euros!

[Triptogamont]

Somebody (Trip?) alles ohne'd my Queen out of the lineup! She is missing.

I think Trip must have destroyed her insides and ripped her to shreds, she is missing and was under your watch in your care!She doesn't speak much English, but I'm pretty sure she said something along the lines of, "You've ruined me for all other men!" when I was done with her. Optimist was wise to steer Bianca away from me!

[Kosher Kowboy]

Too funny. Never should have shaken your hand!Doesn't matter if we shake each others' hands or not at this filthy unhygienic club. However you slice the pie we still share our DNA some way or another. Diseases will spread here. Transmission can occur thru handshakes, mouthwash cups, fungi in the showers, bacteria on the towels, slippers, and yes.

Even sausages.

[Mike De H]

Lol lol lololololololololololol.

[Triptogamont]

I was there but I left around 8 pm.I think I got there right after 8 PM, so I probably just missed you. Hopefully, you wouldn't have minded wasting time with a relative FKK newbie.

[ExpatLover]

Doesn't matter if we shake each others' hands or not at this filthy unhygienic club. However you slice the pie we still share our DNA some way or another. Diseases will spread here. Transmission can occur thru handshakes, mouthwash cups, fungi in the showers, bacteria on the towels, slippers, and yes.

Even sausages.You really need to study a bit how the different diseases are spread out, in this club everything is at risk just because the minimum level of safety is not there. Some people like to play with their health I don't care but I will never put 1 foot again in this club.

[SerialAOMonger]

I have been to FKK 40 about 5 times so far there are many things I like about this place. The girls don't try to upsell you like other FKK Clubs. I live about 1 hour from a different FKK club but the girls will try to upsell you like crazy. They want 50 to go to a room with her, another 50 for kissing, another 50 for BBBJ. And if you want BBFS you can forget about that.

What I like about FKK 40 is you get all of this included for the low price of 40 euro. LOL I feel like I own this place and I'm trying to advertise.

Anyway FKK 40 Dietzenbach is about 2 hours away from where I live So I am driving double the distance, but its still better than anything close to where I live. So its worth the long drive.

Sure some of the girls are not that great looking but there are some that are gorgeous in my opinion. There are better looking girls at a different FKK Club but you will get worse service for double or triple the price. If you only want gorgeous girls at FKK40 then just ignore the low level girls and go after the top 3 girls.

Anyway I remember the first time I went to FKK40 I sat down on a dirty old couch and I was waiting for a girl to sit next to me. In other FKK Clubs the girls are so Sharky as soon as I walk in they smell blood in the water and swarm all over me. Even if I say no they continue to persist.

But FKK40 is different, I was sitting on the couch for 1 hour and no girl came to me. I guess at FKK40 the client is expected to make the first move, which was different to me.

Now that I have been there a couple of times the girls remember me and they approach me and say "Hello" but the first time was different.

So far I have had sessions with Dani, Elena, Bianca, Valentina, and another but I forgot the name. It seems like most of the girls are from Romania except Valentina said she's from Hungary if I remember correctly. Dani and Bianca speak English but I had a hard time communicating with Elena and Valentina. Elena has a tattoo of English on her chest which I think is funny since she doesn't speak English. Oh well English is not needed, I just use sign language and body language with them. If I ask a simple question slowly they seem to understand a little.

Most of the girls do the "Romanian tongue punch" as someone here stated or as I call it shallow french kissing.

I usually do 2 sessions when I'm here. Then in between the sessions I go to the sauna for 15 minutes and take a shower. Or maybe eat a dirty sausage or drink a flat coca cola while I'm waiting for my battery to recharge. I enjoy watching the old throw back VHS Porno from the 90's on that old TV LOL it reminds me when I was in high school.

There are a lot of down sides to this club but the services provided by the girls for the price is excellent. I wish there were other clubs similar to FKK 40 closer to where I live.

QUESTIONS:

1. Whats up with the rooms upstairs? When I go to a room with a girl she always takes me to the rooms next to the dirty old couches. But I noticed sometimes the girl takes the client upstairs. I imagine there's a huge orgy going on up there that I haven't been invited to yet. What am I missing out on? I tried to ask Valentina but she didn't understand my question.

2. What can you do to prevent STDs? When I am done with a session I go immediately to the shower and wash myself thoroughly. I also use the mouth wash provided. Is there something else I can do like buy a cream I can put on my shlong to prevent anything from happening?

3. Is anyone going to be there on Friday? I'm thinking about dropping by.

4. Are there other places similar to FKK40? Let me know about it if there is.

[Optimist]

Upstairs rooms. Just larger, nicer, more private.

STDs. Girls take prohylactic pills. No guarantee.

All sorts of claims are made, for example that peeing strongly straight after sex will reduce risk, that use of an iodine ointment in urethra helps: don't know about evidence for this. If you have sex with any fluid contact then you have to accept the risks.

[ExpatLover]

I have been to FKK 40 about 5 times so far there are many things I like about this place. The girls don't try to upsell you like other FKK Clubs. I live about 1 hour from a different FKK club but the girls will try to upsell you like crazy. They want 50 to go to a room with her, another 50 for kissing, another 50 for BBBJ. And if you want BBFS you can forget about that.

What I like about FKK 40 is you get all of this included for the low price of 40 euro. LOL I feel like I own this place and I'm trying to advertise.

Anyway FKK 40 Dietzenbach is about 2 hours away from where I live So I am driving double the distance, but its still better than anything close to where I live. So its worth the long drive.

Sure some of the girls are not that great looking but there are some that are gorgeous in my opinion. There are better looking girls at a different FKK Club but you will get worse service for double or triple the price. If you only want gorgeous girls at FKK40 then just ignore the low level girls and go after the top 3 girls.

Anyway I remember the first time I went to FKK40 I sat down on a dirty old couch and I was waiting for a girl to sit next to me. In other FKK Clubs the girls are so Sharky as soon as I walk in they smell blood in the water and swarm all over me..I wrote many times about what you can do to prevent STD, in fact nothing except putting a condom. I visited several times specialized doctors in STD and for all the risk with oral sex if your cum is not bleeding and the girls has not blood too is very low, but concerning sex without condom normal or anal with prostitutes in Dietz. The risk is high may be very high. You can t compare it with having unprotected sex with a girl from your company or that you met in a Starbuck, they are prostitutes having 10 or more times sex every day with clients from every where therefor I can t not recommend you to do AO. You are putting your life at high risk, no need to brush, or wash against the HIV virus.

[Citizen Kane]

Upstairs rooms. Just larger, nicer, more private.

STDs. Girls take prohylactic pills. No guarantee.

All sorts of claims are made, for example that peeing strongly straight after sex will reduce risk, that use of an iodine ointment in urethra helps: don't know about evidence for this. If you have sex with any fluid contact then you have to accept the risks.Tom Jones says he used to stick his knob in Listerine after unprotected action. Claims he never caught a thing. Probably not scientifically peer reviewed though.

[Optimist]

Betaisodona salbe is the ointment I was thinking of. Easy to get from Apotheke Has to be inserted !!!

Needless to say, reports on the internet of its efficacy are totally evidence based. ;)

[Triptogamont]

As Optimist says, upstairs rooms are larger and tend to have better lighting, but not always. I am a very visual person, so I started asking to go upstairs. No need to speak German or Romanian. Just point at the stairs.

[Kosher Kowboy]

2. What can you do to prevent STDs? When I am done with a session I go immediately to the shower and wash myself thoroughly. I also use the mouth wash provided. Is there something else I can do like buy a cream I can put on my shlong to prevent anything from happening?.A risk we all take and hope our immune systems fight off any critters. I am sure the girls probably take something but as stated no guarantees. When I was on the couch with a guy last time there we were talking about this very thing and I said to him ' with all these guys blowing in them you would think odds are high they'd catch something' and he replied ' based on just the numbers fucking 6-12 men or more a day probably at some point something possibly happened' and we agreed. I did return to USA and got a test for a wide range of STD's just to be sure when I went in for my final HEP A and B vaccinations the doc started giving me once he knew last summer I was travelling outside the states once a month somewhere in the world. There is one guy I know who takes a pill and I don't know a thing about it but he takes it the day he leaves Dietz for the last time not prior. No clue on what it does but can google it and can get from your doctor or a pharmacy out of India sells them. It is called azithromycin and he takes 1000 MG.

Enjoy and good luck, stick it in at your own risk, DATY ' could' carry some risk too although low. Remember it is just not the dick, if you get something on your face it won't be covered by pants and you might be subject to being seen by family, friends or co-workers with spots, warts, sores or whatever on your face.

Nothing in this world comes w / o risk, and protect thy feet! I got a nice pair of sandals for the Dominican Republic pool and I will use them in Dietzenbach.

[Optimist]

Azithromycin needs to be taken jointly with another antibiotic (I forget which) and will not of course work against antibiotic resistant gonorrhoea.

Life is risky.

Probably for the customers the smoke is the biggest threat. I have never smoked, but my doctor recently said that my arteries had been damage by passive smoking. Fifteen FKK years and that is all I have ever caught (apart from colds). That is, so far.......

And a broken heart now and then..... :D

[Kosher Kowboy]

And a broken heart now and then..... :DI have a broken heart too, I miss my Queen. I know Queen Valentina is also missed by some of her Kings. Now that my athlete's foot has cleared up I am left with an aching heart yearning to have my Queen grab my testicles and take my Euros.

In the meantime I will put my beautiful towel to good use like in this picture and go fuck one of my regulars here to make me feel better. This is one of my loyal local princesses, I usually hire her services when preparing for journeys outside of The Creampie Factory as she is one of my Covered Queens and she is under orders if I do not cum within 5-10 minutes to start getting mean and rush me to prepare for possibly similar situations that may arise outside of Dietzenbach

[Wanking]

I've done about 7-8 days in Dietz since 2016 and 3 days in Freude last weekend. Both similar clubs offering similar 'special' service and the very same pricing. I reckon Freude has the edge in every way. The girls just seem more keen to please in Freude, plus no cheating on the time, something I've experienced in Dietz. There are clocks on the walls in the rooms in Freude which helps I think.

Almost all of the Freude girls let me finger and lick their arscheholes, while many Dietz girls refuse that, plus deeper DFK in Freude.

Overall the cleanliness of Freude seemed better than Dietz. Both clubs have similarly shity food situation.

My Freude findings in the Freude thread.

[Kosher Kowboy]

I've done about 7-8 days in Dietz since 2016 and 3 days in Freude last weekend. Both similar clubs offering similar 'special' service and the very same pricing. I reckon Freude has the edge in every way. The girls just seem more keen to please in Freude, plus no cheating on the time, something I've experienced in Dietz. There are clocks on the walls in the rooms in Freude which helps I think.

Almost all of the Freude girls let me finger and lick their arscheholes, while many Dietz girls refuse that, plus deeper DFK in Freude.

Overall the cleanliness of Freude seemed better than Dietz. Both clubs have similarly shity food situation.

My Freude findings in the Freude thread.Great info and very helpful. Just bought tickets for January to fill in the DEC / FEB gap and based on your report will go to F39.

[Optimist]

I am going to Dietzenbach for one reason only: to see Bianca.

But I have hit a snag: communication has fractured and all the evidence is that she is not currently there. As it is an nine hour journey I am trying to get some info. If anyone is going in tthe next 9 days can you let me know if you get any info. I can pm you a bit of info which might make enquiries easier.

Cheers.

[SneraDog]

I've done about 7-8 days in Dietz since 2016 and 3 days in Freude last weekend. Both similar clubs offering similar 'special' service and the very same pricing. I reckon Freude has the edge in every way. The girls just seem more keen to please in Freude, plus no cheating on the time, something I've experienced in Dietz. There are clocks on the walls in the rooms in Freude which helps I think.

Almost all of the Freude girls let me finger and lick their arscheholes, while many Dietz girls refuse that, plus deeper DFK in Freude.

Overall the cleanliness of Freude seemed better than Dietz. Both clubs have similarly shity food situation.

My Freude findings in the Freude thread.While I agree with everything that you said, Freude has one major disadvantage. A significant proportion of the girls there are condom-only and there is no way to know in advance which ones they are. This is a lottery that I do not enjoy playing.

[Christian G]

A significant proportion of the girls there are condom-only and there is no way to know in advance which ones they are. This is a lottery that I do not enjoy playing.Why not? You can asking in a discreet way while you sitting on the couch.

[SerialAOMonger]

I am going to Dietzenbach for one reason only: to see Bianca.

But I have hit a snag: communication has fractured and all the evidence is that she is not currently there. As it is an nine hour journey I am trying to get some info. If anyone is going in tthe next 9 days can you let me know if you get any info. I can pm you a bit of info which might make enquiries easier.

Cheers.I was there last Friday and I saw her there but I didn't talk to her because I don't know her too well. I am going to go there again on Friday (tomorrow) I'll let yo know if I saw her.

[Gino02]

I am going to Dietzenbach for one reason only: to see Bianca.

But I have hit a snag: communication has fractured and all the evidence is that she is not currently there. As it is an nine hour journey I am trying to get some info. If anyone is going in tthe next 9 days can you let me know if you get any info. I can pm you a bit of info which might make enquiries easier.

Cheers.Bianca is back in Dietz. Have a great time there Optimist.

[Wanking]

Why not? You can asking in a discreet way while you sitting on the couch.I went around and discreetly asked them, and they tell you straight away, but snearadog is right, a higher % are rubber only than in Dietz but still plenty offering bareback.

[Optimist]

Bianca is back in Dietz. Have a great time there Optimist.Thanks for your public service.

When did you see her? I know she was working a week ago but was unsure about since

[Myrrh]

I've done about 7-8 days in Dietz since 2016 and 3 days in Freude last weekend. Both similar clubs offering similar 'special' service and the very same pricing. I reckon Freude has the edge in every way. The girls just seem more keen to please in Freude, plus no cheating on the time, something I've experienced in Dietz. There are clocks on the walls in the rooms in Freude which helps I think.

Almost all of the Freude girls let me finger and lick their arscheholes, while many Dietz girls refuse that, plus deeper DFK in Freude.

Overall the cleanliness of Freude seemed better than Dietz. Oh no, Sir Wanking!

There have been a lot of salivating fan posts about Sauna Voltastrasse in recent weeks. Most too long I haven't even bothered trying to read them.

Reminds me of when tourists first visit a foreign city. They find the first run down restaurant that they can see which is serving crappy fast food. But because it is the only place they know of they continue eating there night after night, waxing lyrical about how great the food is. The locals hear them but never let on that there are far better places elsewhere.

But now Sir Wanking you have let the 'cat out of the bag' and the philistine tourists will descend like locusts on the places where the local population, or those visitors who happen to be in the know, are sitting there peacefully savouring some decent food.

Well done, Sir Wanking! You are just too kind hearted for your own good.

[Free Dude]

Bianca is back in Dietz. Have a great time there Optimist.Not today (Thursday) she wasn't, unless she came in the evening.

Given the traffic and glorious stories here, I had a chuckle. Wankings comparison with Freude is apt, although there are there are just plain more girls in Freude. If you include some highlights from Grimberg, Arabella and definitely Villa Venus the RTC in Hessen doesn't hold a candle to NRW. In my last few visits to Venus there were more serious options among the 7 girl there than in Dietzenbach today.

Most importantly, the girls behave very differently. The amount of DFK on the couch was minimal (unlike NRW) and in most cases they just let the guy sit there on the couch while they continue blabbing away in Romanian with the other girls. Once the cigarette is done, they move to a room. I must say that changed very quickly once a girl found out I know a tiny bit of Romanian (word spreads fast), but being interested in a client doesn't seem to be the norm. If this place was somewhere near Düsseldorf, I don't think I'd ever pick it as the one to visit.

BTW a "new" blonde called EMA, who I have seen at Arabella, Freude, Villa Venus and a couple non RTC clubs. The funny thing is that I almost always see her in a club when it is her first day there (4 and counting!