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Going to Honduras for a couple weeks early this summer. I lived there for several years in the 80's, but I wasn't a hobbyist then. I'm flying in to SPS then going on to Trujillo and Palacios. Anybody know about girls there? I might spend a night or two in SPS and look for a SW there for an all-nighter, but I'm more interested in what's to be found in Trujillo. I speak Spanish and I've had a great time on recent trips to Guatemala. I'm wondering how Honduras differs from Guatemala?
Thanks
mayanwarrior
09-30-02, 05:35
i haven't spend nights on trujillo, but as any small town in Honduras, should be cheaper than the city but quality and amount of girls to be found on there could be deceptive, san pedro sula is the best town to get sex, it's secure and there are a lot of high quality girls, take the lower aged ones, its legal since 16 so there would not be a problem and above all follow the golden rule "pay in lempiras NOT dollars" people have their mind made in Lempiras, think about the difference between 25$-50$ is about 412.5 - 825 lempiras and you will see the bigger gap on Lempiras allow you to play more, if they ask 500$ for an all nighter its ok, that's another reason to ask for the lower aged girls, they are newer into the business and because of that charge much lower too.
Nibu Raphael
10-26-02, 01:43
Michael why do you post La Ceiba in the SPS section? Can you put in some more info on La Ceiba here and not resond in SPS. That is for here. What other cities Michael Have become very dangerous in La Cieba? Any good Massage Parlors in La Cieba?Well Shit Gringos being robbed at Gunpoint too. Shit Dude Fucked up Shit, Post on La Cieba here if you can again......
Michael1967
10-30-02, 22:34
I actually post in San Pedro Sula for two reasons:
1. This link was never really used. There have only been 1 or 2 post in the last 6 months under this link. La Ceiba should have it's own section.
2. I found other info on La Ceiba in SPS so I figured it would be read there.
I have info in the archives for La Ceiba from previous years...back when it was fun.
I never looked for massage parlors in La Ceiba. Prostitution is legal so there isn't any need for a phony massage. There are places that give legitimate massages, they charge about 100 Lempira for an hour (or 6 bucks), they actually came to my hotel. I used them a couple of years ago when I was sick. Again, these are legit places, I don't know of any other massage type places.
Michael1967
10-30-02, 22:42
La Ceiba is the 3rd largest city in Honduras. In the past, it used to be known as the "party capitol" of Honduras. This was where everyone in the country went when they wanted to have a good time for the weekend. The streets were always crawling with people until 5 or 6AM every night. I'm using the past tense here because this is no longer the case. The streets are now deserted every night.
It is a 35 minute, $35 flight from San Pedro Sula. Or a 2-5 hour bus ride from San Pedro Sula, depending on what type of bus you get. Generally about $2-$5 for bus fare. I prefer the rickety plane.
Trujillo is a small town outside of SPS. I went to a strip club there once and had a good time. It was expensive as far as things in Honduras go.
Nibu Raphael
11-05-02, 23:58
HI MICHEAL THANKS FOR THE INFO ON LA CIEBA CAN YOU KEEP US UPDATED ON LA CIEBA IN THE OTHER AREAS SECTION. I HEARD ABOUT TRUJILLO TOO IN OTHER SEX SITES. CAN YOU TELL US MORE ON TRUJILLO? I CAN TELL YOU ALL ON TRUJILLO PERU I HAVE BEEN TO TRUJILLO PERU LIKE 5 TIMES HOT GIRLS GREAT SEX ACTION. WHAT ABOUT PALACIOS WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? ANY OTHER CITIES TO TELL OF IN HONDURAS??? hOW ABOUT THE CRIME IN OTHER CITIES??????? I THINK YOU SAID CRIME IN LA CIEBA AND SPS IS GETTING VERY BAD. HERE IN PERU TOO MANY BUSES GET ROBBED. THAT SUCKS. I AM TAKING A NIGHTBUS BACK TONIGHT FROM HUARAZ TO LIMA. I HOPE I DO NOT GET ROBBED. ACTUALLY I GOT ROBBED JUST OUTSIDE OF TRUJILLO PERU NEW YEARS EVE. SHIT 8 MASKED GUNMEN 3.30 IN THE MORNING HALFWAY BETWEEN TRUJILLO TO CHICLAYO. CAN YOU GIVE US A COMPLETE RUNDOWN ON THE CRIME PROBLEMS IN HONDURAS. I HEARD A LOT OF YOUNG HOOKERS IN SPS AND LA CIEBA. YEH THE ECONOMY KEEPS GETTING WORSE IN HONDURAS. NEVER BEEN TO HONDURAS ONLY COSTA RICA AND GUATEMALA.HOW FRIENDLY ARE PEOPLE IN HONDURAS????? IN PERU PEOPLE ARE VERY FRIENDLY BUT YEH THE CRIME KEEPS RISING AND THE POLICE ARE USELESS MOST OF THE TIME,,,NIBU..
Member #4239
04-13-03, 19:17
Puerto Cortes
Cortes is a beach town about 50 minute drive north of San Pedro Sula. The free way to there is absolutely American standard, two lanes and lighted all the way. No trouble getting there. Right now because of the Easter holidays, lots of people vacationing there.
There is action there, especially around the first avenue, but it is of a much smaller scale than San Pedro Sula. I did not see any working girls there whom I would give more than a 7 to. We went to a club called La Embajada. Looks like a normal restaurant/bar, but there are also several girls who will keep you company if interested. There are apparently a couple of similar places right next to La Embajada but I didn't check them out personally.
To sum up: Puerto Cortes has a beach (which SPS does not), but the sex scene in my opinion is inferior to SPS. J.G.
I started going to La Ceiba in 95. Usually go once or twice a year. What I have been noticing for the last couple of years is. The ***** who owns Gran Hotel Ceiba is trying to get rid of hookers and the bars they hang out at. She got rid of the café verde. Then she pushed a law in that no bar can be within so many feet of a church. Due to a screw up at the French Canadian bar the license expired when they went to renew it, they couldn’t. if you stay at the Gran Hotel Ceiba, don’t even think of bringing women back there. Hotel Flamingo is good but you have to pay 100 lemps to bring women in. There are no new gringos moving into La Ceiba and the old ones are either dying off or moving to other places. Most of the hookers I have seen are black and some (not much) Latinas. Other wise the bar that has the most action is Grodos (told to me from someone there now). It is right near Africa dance, small outside bar. Most of the action is at night. I don’t know if Cherries disco is still going. Last time I was there were 10 or so hookers in there at night. A lot of people avoid Cherries due to some gang violence a few years ago You can find action in the day time but its slim pickings. Also in front of the hotel Flamingo there usually SGs hanging out at night. Now the girls vary from women who need just a little extra cash to hard core. Typically you start to see them at 7 then it peaks around 10 and then drops off. One time I woke at 3 am and I couldn’t get back to sleep. I went out to the balcony and saw a couple of SG in front of my hotel. Another place I have heard of is hotel Johnny. It’s across the rail road tracks. It’s a flea bag hotel that the hookers live in. Sometimes they hang out on the balcony and wave to you as you walk by. A new thing I have seen is a older hookers take on a young one (new to the trade) and do a three somes. There are some very young hookers but they are bad news. A lot of times afterwards some one blackmails the john. The price of the hookers is around 200 to 300 lemps.
Now I know of some guys instead of bring women back to their hotel. They get a room at the hotel Caribbean. The rooms are real flea bags but cheap. Around 100 lemps (?). You can leave and let the woman have the room. Some of the hookers want to over night with you. I don’t do it because yo.
A Toda Maquina
05-10-03, 07:52
Hey Corndog , that kinda thing happend in Tela & (La Lima which had a little row which was cool)........although there are some girl friendly hotels there but couldnt find any working girls to bring back.... (I was trolling everywhere-local bars etc.at night ,,,) I had talked to some old timers that went back ( they used to dock a banana boat there
in the 1940's-50's and talked of all the chicas & bars etc. but couldnt believe how dry it is now....) so we went to SPS/ ..... I also was in Puerto Cortes there was a bar with gals trying to drag me from the vehicle .......I should 've checked it out....
Later , Chango
Here is what some of my friends in La Ceiba have talked about Puerto Cortes.
First of all it’s a shipping town with a lot of sailors. Now this one person said it is like La Ceiba a few years back, a real party town. Prices are higher there then La Ceiba. When I was at the SPS airport I ran into a guy who went to Puerto Cortes. He said his dick was gonna fall off because of all the sex he had.
Tela used to have a real crime problem. I heard they are trying to get a handle on it. Now there used to be a couple of strip bars in La Ceiba but I think they shut them down. Now when I was in one this guy was telling me that you can talk to the women to make plans to see them the next day.
Typically women that strip are primo and will cost you in the ball park of around $80. Now when you go to La Ceiba avoid the teen age and young men. Typically they are scam artist. I swear I have heard it all. My mother is sick to if I don’t give them money then. Usually they hang out at the edge of the bars but are not drinking anything. Never give them money to get rid of them. It doesn’t work. There is a lot of glue heads begging. Oh yes its common to see kids sniffing glue. Usually kills them young.
When you go into Cherries disco only carry just a little cash. One time I was scoping out the lovelies and some German tourist paid their drinks with a wad and the top bill was a 500 lemp note. Needless to say all the women went right for them. Now I wait until the women are back in my hotel room to bargain with them. Typically they will want more but you can haggle them down. I have never had to throw a woman out of my hotel room, unlike the DR. No matter what the scene is, never be desperate. You will get laid sooner or later.
What I do is go on a ho strow. Start out at the Flamingo hotel walk by the side of Queens burger (bar). Then into Cherries then through the other side of Queens burger and then off to Gordos. Of course you will see some SG it’s who do you want to bone.
Also another place you may want to hit at night is. Walk down the road that runs along the river. Go toward the Pantheon. Look for a bar called Elisa Y Gorcha Collins. Right in that area there are hookers hanging out. Now in the daytime I have gotten laid.
You could hang around the central park and you might get some action. Also Gordos, there might be something but usually in the day time its slim pickings. The funny thing you may see is. At the edge of a bar (or just outside of it) there maybe two women hanging out not drinking. They wont give you the come here eye but they may be hookers. One time I saw these two women about 40 feet from the bar just sitting and talking. I went up and said hello. Sat there for a bit and when one went to the bath room I asked sexo and she said si. We went back to my hotel.
Another time on a national holiday I was wandering around town. I mean almost everything was shut down. A crib woman came up to me and ask what was I up to (in English). I bluntly said I am looking for a BJ. She said she can do that. I got a room at the Caribbean hotel. When we got back to the room she was telling me not to worry, she is careful with her lovers and is AIDS free. She gave a long BBBJ and let me cum in her mouth (no swallow). Now afterwards she took off all of her clothing and I am guessing she wanted to go again. A lot of these crib gals want to go at it all night.
One afternoon I was in a bar and my bud came in with a crib woman with huge tits. She was playing footies with me under the bar. I am guessing he did her that afternoon. Early evening I saw her and she hit on me. Damn she even let me take naked pictures of her. Funny thing she didn’t want me to wear a rubber. Later that night when I was about to hit the sack I saw her with another guy.
Now these women, although some can be trusted most can not and they will take what ever is not nailed down. One time this one gal needed to use my bathroom. She took everything, soap, razor etc. The one thing I really hate is I put rubbers on my night stand. Usually they take them and they are sneaky about it too.
I was reading through all the post in SPS. As in getting head, some do some don’t. I did meet one that preferred to give head. If you are looking for a knock out that what will f*** and suck you all night for $20 where you are, good luck.
I my self enjoy a unhurried screw with a latin women. A lot of times afterwards we sit and watch TV, chat etc. If the mood is right I will do her again. One time there was this one chick. Now I had done her a few times in the past. She ran into me in a bar. We drank for a while. Nothing like screwing a drunken hooker. She was talking dirty to me in Spanish. Now I could get it up but I couldn’t cum. Well she worked my general over until I came.
I mean TJ is nice for cheap latin hookers, but shoot they want to get back out on the street.
michael1967 you said in a post “I remember her very well, I was speaking to her (in spanish of course) and asked how old she was. She responded, I'm 16 but I fuck like a 22 year old:".
Dude I heard that in a bar once in La Ceiba. I think I met you. Do you remember Dieter?
Michael1967
05-19-03, 08:54
Yes, of course I remember Dieter. He was crazy and basically had the only place in La Ceiba where the girls hung out (besides cherries). He was there the first year I was there. If you knew me, you'd remember me though.
Loved Dieter, he was a great guy. I have a really good picture of him behind the bar. The best times in my life were hanging out in his bar. Sure wish I knew what the real story is behind his murder. Every story I have heard to date revolves around the guy who owns the hotel in the front.
Last time I went there Dieters bar is closed and empty. There is a story about what happened to the bar afterwards. The funny thing the scummier the bar is the more popular it is. Every time they make a law to get rid of the bars the working girls go to, the fewer tourists come there. When the café verde, French Canadian and Dieters was open, it was wild. Now they are gone and also a lot of men pass on La Ceiba. Don’t get me wrong its sill a good place but not like it was.
I have met so many gringos in La Ceiba I can’t remember everybody’s name but I do remember faces. A few people I know their name is Bob McC who owned a few bars down there. He is there right now. Also Al, he is a big black guy. Real nice but don’t [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) him off. Now one off beat charter is Kenny K. a short guy who carried a lot of knives and guns. Haven’t heard from or about him in years. Rumor has it he went back to Hawaii. Knew cowboy Johnny but heard he is dead now. Well last I heard he was committed to a asylum. One of the guys who ran the French Canadian bar still lives in La Ceiba. I started to go there when the café verde was open.
Also if you are looking for a real hotel notell. Go to hotel Cocos. I met the owner one night. He told me “we ask no questions” and they don’t. One time I couldn’t bring the chicka back to my hotel (Gran Hotel Ceiba) so on a lark I told the taxi driver to take me to Cocos. When I got to check in, it was just a open window, where I passed the money. They showed me to my room, with a flash light pointed at the ground. I have no idea of what they looked like. One time I said to a buddy I might see the mayor of La Ceiba there and the answer was possible.
Michael1967
05-20-03, 08:48
What I heard the "real" story was about Dieter being killed. He had sold a piece of property or maybe the bar. He was given a lot of cash. Someone knew he had cash and tried to rob him at his house. He didn't have the money or wouldn't give up the money so they killed him. That is the only story that I've heard.
The other story I've heard is that the owner of the Canadian Bar is in jail in the US. He was hurting for money (that was the case, the last time I saw him there, he was hurting bad) and someone paid him to smuggle drugs back into the US. He got caught.
I'll be in La Ceiba for my yearly trip in October. I'm going to stay away from the Partenon and stay at the La Quinta. I heard there are better girls over there now.
With Dieter. He didn’t own the land the bar was on. The guy who did owned it was the guy who owns the hotel. Supposedly he was a drug lord. Now years ago Dieter lend him 20K to let him use the back as a bar. Dieter had sold the bar to someone else. They said he got into a fight over with the guy over the money he owed. He did eventually pay him. The day after he was paid is when he was killed. Now one morning Dieter went to take a shower. Someone snuck into his house and came up behind him and shot him in the head. His girl friend was drugged out and didn’t know what happened. All the making of a inside job. She was back out on the street hooking. She had left all her clothing in a bar for safe keeping. But then she eventually disappeared and did not take her stuff. A lot of people thought that was odd. There was very little in the paper and someone had ransacked his house. I mean tore it a part. His wife and son are now living in Australia.
Now the drug lord. What a story on that one. He was a major player in bringing cocaine through Honduras. Those DEA agents they found killed in the Mexican desert. Supposedly he had something to do with it. I guess he was kidnapped and held in a USA jail but was later released. I met him, he seems like a nice guy. Now these are some of the tamer stories I heard. All of them seem to revolve around the guy who owns the hotel in the front. Doesn’t matter, Dieter is dead. I lift my drink in a toast and light a smoke for him.
The French Canadian bar…woo hoo. If there was a scummy bar it was that. I saw things in there that people can not believe when I tell them. OK one partner sold his share in the bar to the other partner. Now the new owner tried to smuggle a kilo of cocaine in to Holland and was caught. The bar sat idle and no one was there to renew the license on it. La Ceiba had passed a law that there can not be a new bar with in so many feet of a church. That was the end of the French Canadian bar. Yep it was the woman who owns the Gran Hotel Ceiba who pushed that law. I met her once. What a sour puss. The guy who got caught with the drugs, he is out of prison now and living in Brussels (?).
Parthenon hotel urgh. One guy told me that he put a couple of hundred in hotel safe and it disappeared. Everyone there is trying to run a scam on you. One night I brought back 2 hookers and they would only allow just one into my room. They kind of hinted for a bribe to let two in. a buddy of mine was in his room and heard some jiggling at the door. He went to open it and there was a guy trying to pick the lock. There are bars around there but never hit them. Now I know of this one woman who works around there, in a bar and hooking. Her name is Olga. Not the brightest bulb on the tree but man she has it going on. She is married and her husband knows what she is doing.
Tell me more about the La Quinta. Is it near the park? Now I remember the park USED to be a great place to pick up chicks. Usually I hang out at around Gordos near the bridge. From what I heard that is where the gringos hang out now.
I was in La Ceiba in 1994. I wonder what happened to the guys who were there then. I didn't know Dieter, although while I was there, there was a guy who was killed or either killed himself. As I recall, he lived in a hotel just up from cafe verde, on the other side of the street. But there were a couple of other guys I wanted to ask about. One is Jim, who was in his early 60s at that time. He had an apartment with furniture, and he spend one month in La Ceiba and the next month in Fort Myers, Fla. He was a nice guy. Also, there was a lawyer from California, maybe San Diego, who spend a fair amount of time at the Hotel Paris, I think it was, with a slimy green swimming pool but a nice little cabana bar. He did real estate deals on Roatan. He had a friend, a guy in his mid-fifties, who was married to a Honduran woman, he was based on New Orleans, but he was getting tired of Honduras. He used to spend time at the Hotel Paris too. Finally, there was a younger guy, in his mid-forties, who operated a restaurant-bar near the stadium, I believed he moved his operation to one of the islands. And there was a fairly nice restaurant sort of like a fancy tree house, with hamburgers and a TV, operated by some Canadians, I think.
I never found La Ceiba to be a great place for picking up ladies, but they could be found. But it was not super for that. But it was fun. Like the others on this site, I preferred San Pedro Sula. I've got some other stories for another time.
I'm thinking about going to Honduras. Has anyone any experience with towns on the pacific coast, Golfo Fonseco, Choluteca or Nacaome.
Bukek -
I stayed briefly in Choluteca, and some of the other dives a little further inland, all the way to Juticalpa (2002). It was very disappointing, regarding women and environment. It is very dry and dusty, kind of reminded me of the shitty parts of Arizona and West Texas. The gulf is dirty, the towns are dirty, and the quality and quantity of women was pitiful. I was told that anything above a 2, on a scale of 1 to 10, moves to Tegucigalpa. I hit a few bars and didn’t see any prospects. In retrospect, I probably should have taken a taxi around town and quizzed him on the local entertainment, which I’m sure has to exist on some level. I had my own car and tried to find women on my own. However, the drive from the north coast was interesting to say the least.
Maltrufio,
Thanks, sounds like I would be better off going to La Ceiba.
Anybody have experiences in the Bay Islands, especially Roatan?
Mahku,
RE: Roatan/Bay Islands. Guanaja and Utila are definitely not mongering destinations so you should stick with Roatan. Access is easy either by small prop plane from San Pedro Sula or La Ceiba or boat from La Ceiba.
The boat is actually kind of nice and is relatively cheap. Head east out of town, like you’re driving to Trujillo, then hang a left at the first gas station after you cross the Rio Cangrejal Bridge (there is no sign). Follow that road to the end to find the ferry terminal. Advanced reservations not required and it’s a couple hundred lemps for a round trip ticket. In Roatan, tons of taxis will be waiting at the ferry terminal. If you want to rent a car, you have to take a taxi to the airport to find one.
Roatan has very nice beaches, especially compared to the rest of the shitty beaches on mainland Honduras. The island is still part of a third world country and lacks the infrastructure you typically find in other resort destinations (ie: Cabo, Cancun, etc). There is one road that runs most of the length of the Island and that’s pretty much it. There are some nice resorts and beach condos that can be rented. The main attraction is scuba and sport fishing and most of the tourists are engaged in those two activities. For the best bargain, if you’re a scuba diver, get a resort package, which includes, hotel and a set number of day and night dives. If you didn’t know, Roatan has the largest coral reef in the northern hemisphere (second only to the Great Barrier Reef in Aus).
If you’re not a diver, there are several small dive hotels along the beach at West End Village and some at Sandy Bay. There are also lots of bars and shops at this end of the island. Pretty much just stay around the west end of the island on the north side. The road doesn’t even go all the way to the east end, its pretty desolate and the south side is full of little shanty towns like Flowers Bay. There are some resorts on the central portion/south side of the island, but their good days are long past or they are for the geriatric crowd.
Now regarding the women – The Bay Island women are fucking hot and nasty. If you like black women, you’re in for a treat. I do and have had a few memorable experiences with a beautiful, young, sales clerk at one the trinket shops. Just go to any bar and there will be women and almost any of them will fuck you for very cheap or a very reasonable price. Reasonable on Roatan is 200 lemps. The girls that grew up in the Bay Islands will speak passable English. There aren’t really any massage parlors or brothels, but there doesn’t need to be.
Good luck and be sure to write up your adventures.
Maltrufio,
Thanks for all the details! I am thinking specifically about Roatan so I'm glad to hear it's the place to go.
Scuba diving's my hobby so I'm always on the lookout for places to combine that with other kinds of diving so it looks like this might be the place.
Since you didn't mention it I'll assume there aren't any problems with guest-friendliness in the hotels or resorts.
Black women? Yes! I've made a couple of trips to Ethiopia recently, as well as snagging the occasional African beauty in Dubai so I'm all ready for this place.
I'll be there late January/early February so I'll write up after that. Thanks a lot!
Come on guys......
Wazzz up on the Roatan Islands???????????
anybody???
Johan
As chance would have it I am flying down to Roatan in two days for a week and a half. Staying at an all-inclusive dive resort called Antony's Key. I don't know if it's girl-friendly but I would doubt it.
If it's not girl-friendly, is there someplace clean and safe you could suggest for taking my dates?
Any other vacation tips about Roatan?
Migrant One
09-14-04, 13:56
Roatan is different than the rest of Honduras. It is a big tourist destination and many english speakers.
The all inclusive resorts will charge you for a guest if they eat, from my stays (not at anthony's) security isn't tight and people can walk in and out. I was in Roatan a few times and non during a real busy time though.
Roatan is party central and the discos are going until the last person leaves, I am not sure about working girls (I always brought one) but with the partying going on, and Honduras's economy I'm sure one can hook up without much problem.
Great diving!
migrant
I heard of a couple of SW in La Ceiba that used to go over to Roatan to work the bars over there.
I dont know their rates over there but I bets its higher. Supply and demand type of thing.
Hey Guys,
Maltrufio's information below is pretty thorough.
I'll post the following on the Colombia and Curacao boards also.
I'm now comparison shopping for Caribbean destinations that combine good scuba diving and womanizing.
So far I'm looking at Roatan, Curacao and Cartagena in Colombia. I guess Costa Rica and the Dominican Republic are also possibilities. I've only been to Grenada and I can say it's definitely not a good mongering destination.
So I'd like to know about places where I can find the best of the following:
Diving Scene:
Accessible diving (as in can go out, dive twice, and be back before 4 pm or so)
Affordable (no more than about $75 for 2 dives with my own gear)
Good, meaning not Palau or Maldives good. But not a total waste of time looking at nothing. An occasional quality sighting, like a sea turtle or colorful nudibranch, will do.
The mongering scene is mostly covered already on the respective boards so I won't ask for much detail about that. Just want to hear about the best places to combine watery diving with dry land diving.
Blazer Fan
09-25-04, 22:50
Just got back from a day trip to Roatan from a cruise ship. While the gf was shopping, I went shopping for a little local service. I stopped in a little shop that I saw a good looking black girl in thought I'd see if the locals could be had and in less than 10 minutes was in the back room getting a BBBJTC for $30US. After leaving her, I was wondering around the street just down from the pier and made eye contact with a gorgeous younger black beauty and after we passed by each other I turned to glance at her ass and she turned to look at me. Next thing I knew we were standing there talking and she invited me to some dump near by where she said her friend lived, and for $40 , had her clothes off and admiring her nice but stretched marked body. Got another nice BBBJTC and she kept sucking me until hard again then bent her over and took her doggy with cover of course. Nice and tight. I could have almost taken her home with me. Thank god for the blue pill. The only problem was was explaining the mosquito bites on my ass to the gf that night.
I'm going back in a few weeks for a little diving this time, and will remember my camera next time.
I'm thinking about going to Copan Ruinas, Honduras for 3 weeks around the New Year to study Spanish. Is there any action available here or nearby? I think the population is less than 10k so there can't be that much. Any chance I can get it from a locals? My spanish is very basic so this option does not seem too promising either. Most likely I'll just take a little side trip to SPS.
I'm going to Roatan next month, mainly for diving, but am looking for some action after the diving. Thanks to those few who responded to my PM's over the past week. I'm going to stay in the West End. Can anyone provide me with advice, price, locations to try out some of what Roatan has to offer.
Thanks
Just got back from Roatan, and thought I'd pass my limited, amateur experiences on to anyone planning on going there. I mainly went to scuba dive, and would definitely recommend it for the "budget" diver. Dives were $15.00 per dive and most dive sites were 5-10 minutes by boat...many good diving just off the beach. For those who are interested, I highly recommend Coconut Tree Divers. Food and accomodations were both excellent and really cheap. I stayed at the Posada Arco Iris and was very satisfied.
Most of the girls (local and "working girls) on the island, like to hang out at one of two places: Twisted Toucan's or the Black Pearl. They'll also, from time to time be walking on the street, or hanging out near the beach on one of the wooded deck platforms between the road and the beach. If you wanted a girl, you would have to determine if she was a "working" girl, or just a local hotel worker's night out on the town. If you wanted a one hour short time, you could expect to pay about 300 LPS (about $15.00). I ended up hooking up with this local girl named Tata (or something like that). I didn't have to pay anything, except for a couple drinks and dinner, which I didn't mind anyway, since I was traveling alone and could use the company. I'm pretty sure she liked me and perhaps just wanted a nice place to sleep and a hot shower. I was glad to oblige and in return, she gave me one of the best BBBJ's I've ever had, followed by some great sex. She had this thing about rubbing my asshole and the area between my scrotum and ass as she was giving me head. It was awesome... She was really good. She really enjoyed it and knew how to move her body. I wanted to take a picture of her for everyone to check out, but she refused, and threatened to leave if I took pictures. She said she worked for a local dive shop (wouldn't tell me which one) and just wanted to have some fun with a white guy.
In conclusion, if you're looking for a destination just for the women, then stick to San Pedro Sula or Ceiba on the mainland. Roatan will make you work for it. But if you're looking for some diving, then Roatan is a must. Then again, I'm just an amateur...perhaps seasoned folks will have better luck.
Things are getting a little dicey up that way, Santa Rosa,etc... It's a border region and the local narcos/gangs are tussling over the cocaine trade at the moment. I've got to go up there and I'm not looking forward to it. That bus shooting was over that way (28 dead) and foreigners are fair game for a burgeoning kidnapping industry spilling over from Guatemala. I sure as hell wouldn't go up that way for tourism and whoring right now.
Chocha Monger
05-19-05, 03:25
Honduras is not the best place for mongering and it certainly isn't for the faint of heart. On the other hand, it is very cheap if you have the balls to do it. I am not going to promote this as a safe haven for mongering because it is not. In order to enjoy sweet beautiful Honduran pussy you will face certain risks: Death by machete or chimba (12 gauge pipe gun loaded with buck shot), being robbed and beaten by the maras (Honduran gangs), high HIV rate, malaria, Chaga's disease, leishmaniasis and tubercolosis. If you're still intent on getting Honduran pussy read on.
Comayagua is a wind swept dusty town set high up in the mountains. It is approximately 2 hours away from the airport in the capital of Tegucigalpa and ten miles away from Soto Cano Airbase, a relic of the Cold War. Many young women come to the area from San Pedro Sula and other areas to work and realize their dreams of marrying a gringo soldier and emigrating to the Promised Land up North. Most end up as pros or amateurs who work menial jobs during the day and work the bars at night in search of gringos with fat wallets. Some of these girls don't carry ID in the bars because they are either under-age or have criminal records and wish to avoid arrest during police raids. In any case, avoid any girl who cannot show proof of being a legal adult. Honduran prisons are death traps, if the guards and inmates don't kill you the fires will.
I will mention the regular bars first. Pinky's is located on Boulevard Central about one block from Supermercado Jumbo. It is usually full on Thursday thru Saturday night when the girls know that the servicemen are likely to be out and about. The cover to get in is 50 Lempiras and you will be frisked for weapons. Women get in at no charge. Once you're inside find yourself a strategic location and avoid contact with Honduran males who tend to be trouble makers out for a free drink (this does not describe the typical Honduran male, just the low-lives found in this particular bar). The girls are pretty aggressive and if you're sitting alone they will make and hold eye contact. If one is to your liking invite her to dance or have a drink with you, this opens the stage for negotiation. However, don't be surprised if the girl doesn't mention a price or flat out denies being in the business. This usually means that she thinks you're potential boyfriend material and doesn't want to scare you off. I've had one whisper in my ear that she was a prostitute only to retract her comment as a joke when she saw the surprised look on my face. If they ask you, "Tienes pase?" it means that they think you're from the base and they want to know if you're able to stay out for an all night fuck session. Anyway, the going rate for an all night session with BJ and full service is 200 Lempiras and not one centavo more no matter what the girl tells you. The locals can get it for much cheaper than that. Sometimes the girl will not mention price but will ask for taxi money the next morning. Give her 200 Lps. Some know that by failing to mention price newbies are likely to overpay. It also helps them to pretend that they are not prostitutes in this conservative Catholic country.
Some of the hardcore pros will hit you up for a drink, usually a Corona. Sometimes they will re-sell your drink to other Hondurans in the bar at half price and pocket the money. A word to the wise, don't buy pros drinks unless you've made up your mind to fuck them that night. If you do they will become territorial and run off anything better that comes your way in order to keep your money coming their way. They will bad mouth you to other girls if you run them off after spending money on them, or they'll try to fight with other girls who want to fuck you just to scare them off. For this reason it's a good idea to move on after fucking a few girls from the bar.
Celios is another bar on Boulevard Central located about two blocks down from Pinky's and half a block from the only Wendy's restaurant in the area. The cover is also 50 Lempiras. The crowd here is mostly amateurs and regular girls so the competition is a bit less cut-throat among the women, otherwise the same things apply as mentioned above. Taxi drivers outside of clubs double and triple their prices after midnight taking advantage of the gringos' fear of crime. Girls also get a cut of the action for steering you to these sharks. Be prepared to hear "muy peligroso amigo" if you don't get into a cab or try to negociate a fair price. My advice is to walk to the nearest well lit area and wait for a taxi to come along. They will not negociate in front of the other drivers even if it means losing money but eventually one will break away from the pack and make a deal without telling the others.
The place for middle to upper class pussy is Villa Real on 1 Ave. It is frequented by university students, teachers, engineers, lawyers and doctors so dress appropriately. There is no cover, and they have karaoke and cheap drinks. If you're looking for GFE for little more than dinner and some of your time this is the place to look.
Hardcore mongers looking to fuck at least three chicas in one night without shopping around can hit Billy's Barra Show (formerly La Pakaya) on the main highway leading into Comayagua. There is a cover and things don't pick up till after 9:00 PM. The place is a strip joint with full nudity. There are rooms in the back where you can fuck. The girls will ask for 500 Lps but be sure to negociate. The owner's daughter works the bar and speaks English, let her know if any of the girls give you shit.
There are three hotels where you can stay that are close to Boulevard Central. The first is right on the street and is called El Emperador. If you enter the side street next to this hotel you will find Hotel Norymax about half a block in on the left, and the Hotel Norymax II about a block up on the right. The price for each of them runs around USD $25 per night. ID is required to check in. There are no safes in the room so secure your valuables at the fronk desk or else don't fall asleep with a chica in your room. There are many jokes in this town about the naked gringos who come running out of hotels late at night in hot pursuit of swift hookers with stolen wallets laden with "dolares", credit cards and ID.
On the main highway there is a hotel with a pool and a few more amenities called Hotel Santa Maria which runs $60 per night. That's a lot more than I'm willing to pay for small town mongering in the Honduran mountains, but I mentioned it for less budget minded mongers. Stay away from the short time motel Mi Segunda Ilusion on the same road. You can't lock the doors and you're likely to look up while you're furiously fucking a chica and find some brigand relieving you of your possessions with a little pursuasion from his flintlock or cutlass.
I believe that is all you really need to know before embarking on your adventure. Happy mongering!
Chocha Monger
07-31-05, 00:21
Pinky's disco was renamed Black & White. However, the establishment did not last long under its new name. Some unfortunate gringo managed to get himself stabbed on the premises. Due to this incident the authorities permanently closed the location. Supposedly the locale can never be used as a bar or night club in the future.
The action has apparently moved to the Blue Moon night club located down a side street located on the opposite side of Boulevard Central across from Supermercado Jumbo.
I certainly hope that no more places get shut down due to gringos having accidents with edged weapons, otherwise I'll have to head further south to Dickhead's Argentina.
BacknBlack
10-12-05, 00:22
Guys,
Looking to do some good diving, partying and mongering. Which place is better Roatan or Cozumel? I will post in Cozumel section also.
Thanks,
Backnblack
Migrant One
10-13-05, 20:31
Guys,
Looking to do some good diving, partying and mongering. Which place is better Roatan or Cozumel? I will post in Cozumel section also.
Thanks,
Backnblack
Can't go wrong either area. I liked diving Roatan better,Cozumel facilities better.
Party, maybe Roatan but cancun is close which is great party place.
P4P Mexico has the houses, Roatan only freelancers
I will be in Roatan next month. Any suggestions on mongering fun?
THanks
Migrant One
01-09-06, 19:48
I will be in Roatan next month. Any suggestions on mongering fun?
THanks
My experience on mongering in Roatan is that there is little to none. Either find one on the mainland and bring with you, or the party scene is big in Roatan, maybe a non pro hook-up
I'm going to be in Comayagua this coming March. I'm traveling there with a friend of mine in the Military. He's been there for about a year and has a steady girlfriend over there. I fowarded Choca Mongers report to him he said it's pretty accurate and that he's been to all the bars & clus listed. He also says that there is a lot of non pro action to be had. And that one could get laid evrey night with non pros.
I'll probably run through his girlfriends friends during the day and hit the spots at night. I will post a full report with photos when I return.
Michael1967
02-01-06, 03:14
I'm going to try a few days in this town. The most important question for me is... Are the 3 hotels mentioned in Chocha Monger's post chica friendly? I just like to slip them in the door and not have to check them in.
Lion Killer
02-24-06, 03:59
I am going to Roatan in late May, first time there. I will be staying in West End which is the middle of the most hotels, bars, restaurants in Roatan. I know there are no per say sex girls for pay, but understand there are locals that may endure for some much needed cash.
Any opinions, advise or phone numbers are appreciated. Thanks.
LK
I will be leaving for Comayagua in a couple of days. I'm looking for any last minute advice before I depart. I'm taking a digital camera with me and I will take lots of pictures not only of the chicas but the different establishments I will visit. I will be there for about a week.
I've just returned from a 5 day trip to Comayagua and heres my report. Please note the names have been changed to protect the innocent as well as extremley guilty.
Before going to Comayagua my friend who lived down there put the word out that I was coming and his girl along with her friends decided they would hook me up with a girl name Lisa. So about 2 weeks prior I was given Lisas cell # I called a few times & we had very brief conversations (poor phone connections).
I arrived in Tegus and my boy was waiting for me with his girl and another friend named Karen. Karen was pretty cute chocolate brown big ass big titties. We had lunch and headed Comayagua. My boys girl and the majority of her girlfriends are Black Hondurans with a few mulatoos mixed in. They are all pretty withtight bodies. Most of them are married or involved with Soliders or private contractors from the States. None of them are Prositutes in the "traditional" sense. Some of them have jobs others own there own Salons.
We arrived in Comayagua in about an hour. The drive was one of the scariest in my life. Cars and trucks pass each other on these snake curves in the moutains full of blind spots. I checked into the hotel Santa Maria, its on a main road and close to the Military Base. The hotel cost $58 US daily. It has a pool and restaurant. The place is clean and very secure. There is an armed guard 24 hrs a day and the place is enclosed by a barbwired fence. The manager and one other employee spoke english. The manager as well as the rest of the staff are very accomidating. They have laundry service and room service.
When we got to the hotel Karen joked that she was going to stay with me in my room (I probably could of hit it), they left I grabbed a shower and got settled.
My boy came back in about an hour & half and we set out to see comayagua. The city is very busy with lots of activity, cabs, trucks, motor cycles zipping about. People fill the streets vendors, shoppers and children. The streets are very dusty if you wear contacts bring a lot of eye rinse and shades are a must have.
We go to this girl named Maria house, she's my boys girls cousin she speaks english. She was light skinned fat ass and huge tit's. I took one look at her and was open. Plus she was real friendly and had a tounge ring. while we were there her friend who's name I forget stopped by this girl was even badder. She was about 5'10 coco skinned fat ass thin waste enormous tits pretty as hell, toned legs for days, oh my god! My boy and her were talking outside while I sat and talked with Maria. They were both about 27. Most of the girls I met were 25-30. When we left there I told my boy I wanted to get up on both of them. He assured it was very much possible even though they both had boyfriends. From there we went back to his house. (My boys girlfriend belongs to a large group of friends and cousins that are currently feuding and have become divided into to fractions, his girl is neutral and because of such we can move back and forth from side to side. Basically I can mess with girls on both sides with out it getting back)
At his house Lisa the one I had spoken to was waiting to meet me. She was about 5'5" slim waste thick legs, curvy ass, maybe a 32b and pecan tan. She was an indian / black mix. I thought she was cute but did'nt really compare to the girls I had just met. I guess I would of gave her a 8 on the body and a 6.5 on the face. She was really quiet, I guess she along with me felt a little on the spot with all of us sitting inthe living room and every body kind of just looking at one another. She spoke only a little english. Fortunately I speak pretty decent spanish....enough to have a meaningful conversation. My boy pulled me aside and told me his girl advised him that word of my arrival was spreading fast, word was I was cute and nice.
I took lisa out on the front porch and we started really talking and she said let's go dancing so we left (the two of us) for some bar with the word Limeon in it. It's located next to the central park. I thought we were going to grab a cab but she wanted to walk. It was agood distance from my boys house. Now I got about $400 US, 2000 limperas, my cell phone, and digital camera in my pocket. I've heard how dangerous it is there so I'm abit unconfortable. I'd take a loss for $200 bucks but I'm not given up as much as I had on me. So I'm trying to remeber the way back as we walk in case I have to make a dash. Plus this chica is wearing chancletas (flip flops) I got on sneakers, I'd have to leave her ass! It was about 11:30 pm dark as hell and not a soul to be seen. This chick walked me right through the central park. We made to the bar ok. Not many people in there but I was getting a lot of looks from some girls a few tables away from us. The dance floor was empty. I sat at the table while she went to the bar to grab two more beers I arranged our chairs so they would be facing eachother with nothing between them. she came back and moved closer putting her legs over mine and leaned into my chest. I stroked her legs as we talked more and then we started kissing. After about five minute of this I suggested we leave she said where to I said my hotel she was like OK.
Of course there were no cabs in front of the bar sao we had to journey to a main road. along the way she kept looking over her shoulder which made me more on edge however in hind sight she was probably looking for a cab. on the way back to the Hotel we grabbed some chicken and soda. The hotels gate was closed and locked, a shotgun toting guard let us in. The light was off in the lobby the night attendant was snoozing on a couch. she woke as we passed , smiled and said, "buenas". We went to the room ate then lay down and watched a movie, rather she watched the movie I watched her. I started feeling on her kissing her neck sucking her breast. She quicly sat up and said, "guieres sex". I smiled and said Si'. She disrobed went into the bathroom and freshened up came out and we went at it. It was good, she was strong in the bed and that coochie was real wet and hot. Afterward we cuddled watched TV talked then did it again. She told me she could'nt stay the night because she has the keys to her roomates apartment. There was only one set. So at about 4am I walked her to the main road and got her a cab. I paid for the cab which was about 40 limperas (exchange rate was 18 limps to 1 us dollar....i simplified by round up to 20limp = 1dollar). So my first night I bust 2 nuts, and maybe spent about $20 dollars on food, drink and transportation, not bad. I went back to my room and knocked out hard.
More To Come,
Seeker32
Some Pics of lisa First day.
Comayagua con't Day 2
I wake up about 9 or 10 grab a shower and some breakfast at the retaurant attached to the hotel. I have french toast and OJ. The french toast was so so and the OJ tasted like watered down tang. After a few sips I think about the fact it could be tang made with tap water and decide not to finish it ( I did drink plenty of soft drinks with ice though). After breakfast I go back to my room and my boy arrives shortly with Lisa in tow. We go back to his house hang out for about an hour then Lisa and I head out to see more of Comayagua. We walk through the small markets and then to the central park and sit on a bench in under the shade of a tree and talk. We were close to the gazeebo and there were workers putting a coating of some sort of sealant on it it. The fumes had my eyes burning so we moved across the park after about 20 minutes the fumes started to bother her so we decided to leave, and what better place to go than back to my room. Enroute we stopped and picked up some food. When we got back we ate, screwed, slept then ate screwed and slept some more. We did not leave that room until the next day mid morning. I tell you sex with this girl was really good. She was very flexible, strong and her coochie was so wet. I was very tempted to take the condom of and feel her moistness. We also did a great deal of talking in between, she told me all about her family and childhood and so forth. Upon first meeting her I gave her a 6.5 in the looks compartment but the more time I spent with her the prettier she became. She would'nt give me a BJ though, when I asked she'd say, "Me no like, you nasty". I was kind of getting whipped. That was pretty much it for day 2.
Day three we got up showered and went to her apartment. She made some breakfast but i was'nt really hungry. I went with her roomate to the supermercado and as we left my boy was wlaking up the street. He told karen we were going to Tegus. I told him I wanted to go with out Lisa cause I needed a break and a chance to see what else was available. I waited outside by the car he helped karen in with her bags and came out alone and we left. We went to Tegus did what he had to do then came back. We kind of just hung out at his place for a while then I went back to my room showered, changed clothes returned to his spot at which time Karen and some other females were arriving at his apartment. We broke out some Tequila and began doing shots. I'm not a big drinker 3 beers and i'm nice 4 and I'm drunk. So after about 7 shots and half way through a second bottle we head out to a club "The Blue Moon" and a Kareoke Bar. We are about 10+ deep.
We get to the Blue moon go inside not to croweded so we go across the street to some Kareoke spot. Wlak in the door and guess who's there Maria and her crew. I buy a round of shots and a few beers and one for myself. I think the beers were about 20-30 limp ($1-2 us). Now I'm starting to feel loose, I walk up to Maria and tell her "Esta noche tu Sale conmigo". She smiled and said Ok. After polishing off another beer I head back over to blue moon. Now the party s jumping there. Blue Moon is a regular club but they had strippers there dancing. They grabbed a guy out of the crowd and blind folded him and had him on the floor. I took afew pics, then one of the girls grabbed me. I hand my camera of to my boy and start dancing with her. I don't remember doing this but I was told I picked her up and got buck wild with her they even started undressing me and my boy rescued me.
I then danced with one of Maria's friends until she sent her male cousin over to cut in so she could dance with me. I'm dancing with her and she has a could beer in her hand I take it and polish it off. Now while I'm dancing with Maria, Karen comes up behind me and starts freaking me from behind ( they got me sandwiched) I'm enjoying it till I start thinking these to are beefing and when the music stops I'm going to have to chose one to leave the dance floor with. So I grab both their hands and pull them together in an attempt to get them to shake hands, they yanka away and run to oposite sides of the club. I then go to the bar and start buying water. The night ends I hop in cab with Maria and her friend that bad chick I mentioned from day one. I'm thinking I'm going to get to dig bith thier backs out. We go to the chiken place and they and then the hotel (I'm on like my second liter of water) but only Maria gets out. I pay for our ride and for her friend to get home. We get in the room I pop a couple of advils (I hate hangovers) and lay across the bed. Maria eats then freshens up and come out of the bathroom with only my t-shirt on we start kissing I'm sucking those big ass tit's and have a good time. I grab a condom open it up and some how lose it ( I'm so drunk). I grabb another and she takes it from me starts kissing and bitting me all over it hurts but feels good at the same time she then goes down and gives me a BBBJ, then puts the condom on me and rides me we doit in every position I can think of on both beds in the room. I was so drunk I did not nut but I had a lot of fun (from what I remember).
The next day we wake up our heads at the foot of the bed I look at the room its wrecked. I only feel a litltle sick so I brush my teeth drink more water, take more advil and polish off what was left of the chicken. I lay back in bed she tells me she has to leave by 10 its about 9. I ask her for another BJ and she gives me one BB. It was ok though BJ's don't really do it for me. I then grab a condom and hit it and get my nut. She starts asking me do I have a girl back home and have I been with anyone else since arriving in Honduras. I told I have 3 girls back home and that I screwed the hotel receptionist, house keeping and a few girls from Billy's barra show across the street. She also kept asking me what do I think of Karen. Do I kike Karen etc. She then said lets go to my boy's house, But I did'nt want to chance running into Lisa there.......not that I had any obligations to anyone but I did not want any drama. Maria endedup leaving about 12ish. She refused my offer for cab fare and would not wait for me to dress and walk her out to a cab. She left smiling so I guess she was'nt mad. After she left I went back to sleep. I managed to escape a hang over also!
More pics from Blue Moon.
Pics of Maria & I after the club. She would not let me take any nude ones.
day four wasa dud. i went to my boys house in the afternoon and spent most of the day on his porch watching the chicas walk by. we visited a few of his friends and around 12 am went out to a few clubs. there did'nt seem to be much happening and i kind of got the feelings his girl who was with us wanted to go home. i was back in the hotel before 2 am and ended up alone that night. so i watched some tv and then slept.
day five i woke up early to a shower and headed to lisas house about 9am, it was sunday morning. i figured she was a sure thing plus i liked her so rather than chance another night alone, i had to scoop my shorty. i got to her house and her roomates kids let me in the gate. her roomate karen came out of the bed room and told me that lisa was'nt there, i apologized for waking her and she said don't worry about and then called lisa on her cell phone. she told me she was onher way home. so i sat in the sala and watched cartoons with her kids and karen went back to bed. i noticed a mans watch, wallet, cell phone and keys on the kitchen table so i don't think karen was alone. in less than five minutes lisa came home.
she started in on me with the "why you no call me" i told her lets go. she freshened up and we went to wendy's for breakfast. after breakfast we went to the mall i need to buy a pair of shorts or some swimming trunks. a word of advice everything there is small. i must of tried on 20 pairs of shorts before i found a pair i could squeeze my fat ass in to. i'm a 38 waist. after i found my shorts i asked her if she wanted anything and ofcourse she said sure. i brought her an outfit, pants & shirt, and one of those beach wrap arounds. all together my stuff and hers $30.00 us.
we grabbed a cab and went back to the hotel and went out by the pool. after about an hour of tanning we decided to get in the water. she had on a 2 piece and a pair of shorts on. she was a little hesitant to take off her shorts saying "chicos mirame" refering to the hotel staff in the area. she was right to cause when she peeled of those shorts all eyes were on her, including some other guest who were there with thier families as well as young boys in the pool. i was loving it. we got in and swam a few laps. i'm no great swimmer pretty much can make from one side to the other. funny thing is there is no rope or painted line designating where the deep end begins and the depth is written in the metric system. so be careful if you go there.
after getting tired i make my way to the side of the pool and i lean against the pool wall with my arms on the edge of the pool holding me up. she comes over to me and wraps her legs around me. theres raggeton music playing and she starts gyrating on me. i'm there with a hard on and a kool-aid grin thinking to myself this is nice. sun beaming down, i'm in the pool, i got this hot chica who i'm feeling good about, hotel staff has got grill out cooking shis-kabas, can't get any better. we decide to get out and eat, she got out first i needed a few minutes to think about other things before i could get out of the pool. we had a nice traditional hundoran lunch consitting of the shis kabab ( i don't remember the spanish name) arroz, salsa, beans, avacado and i nice cold corona. after which we promply went to the room showered and went at it. i then tried again for a bj, i felt like i was back in high school. first i got her to kiss the head, then use her tounge on the side and with some coaxing she put the damn thing in her mouth and like a highschool girl said, "tu no acarbar en mi boca" ( don't cum in my mouth). it was good but she did not do it to completion but promised more later. we spent the rest of the afternoon screwing.
around evening we went to my boys house he told me i had just missed maria and she was dressed in some old sexy shit looking for me. i laughed and told him i was chillen with my boo lisa. he laughed and called me a fool, but what can i say i was getting open on this chick. the way i figured it i been slaying this chick like crazy and she has yet to ask me for anything.
we left my boys house and went to the chinse restaurant (meng leng) sat and ate then returned to my room and chilled. we screwed, talked, and watched tv. at some point i gave her a crisp us $100 dollar bill, she didn't ask for it but what can i say i was open on her.
that night she was totally unihbited with me in every way possible( maybe i should gave her the money sooner ;-0 ). we decided we wanted to keep this thing going. i'm no fool i simply told her "que tu hace cuando yo no estoy aqui es no importante ami pero, cuando yo estoy aqui yo quiero su todo attencion" (what you do when i'm not here doesnt matter but when i'm here i want your total attencion).
the next morning we did it again and then my boy came by to take me to the airport i asked her to come along. so my boy went and got her friend karen to also come along so it won't look bad to his girl. at the airport i said my goodbyes gave her a big wet kiss and stuffed what money i had left in limperas in her pocket, about 2000 limp. i know i know, but what can i say i was open. i'm still thinking about that last night.
Lion Killer
03-27-06, 01:32
Thanks for the info and the pics Seeker. I am going to Roatan in late May, there is no titty bar action there but I understand the locals do like to partake in sex for pay.
I will let you know how it goes.
LK
Lion Killer
04-18-06, 23:55
Lorenzo
Great report. I am heading to Honduras, Roatan Island late May for a week of diving. Do you have any information about mongering on the island. I have gotten one feed back saying local pussy is available.
Now the feed back said the ladies will be around a 6 or 7 but I am a bottom feeder anyway. I would rather a good down home suck/fuck to a lousy trophy fuck any day of the week. Some times the 6 or 7's are the best lay.
LK
Traffic777
05-04-06, 15:12
Honduras is not the best place for mongering and it certainly isn't for the faint of heart. On the other hand, it is very cheap if you have the balls to do it.
, the going rate for an all night session with BJ and full service is 200 Lempiras and not one centavo more no matter what the girl tells you. The locals can get it for much cheaper than that. Excellent report Chocha Monger! I'm definitely checking the town out on my next trip.
Which places do you consider better than Honduras? I mean, 200Lmp for TLN seems to be hard to beat, unless you spend $1000 to go to SE Asia. How would you rate those 200lmp girls?
Thank you!
Lion Killer
05-04-06, 22:58
Traffic,
Don't be so eager to jump on a plane to Honduras, its expensive. Plan on paying at least $600.00 if your in the Southern US. If your up north its more. I am going to be in Roatan, Hoduras in 3 weeks, Cost of my flight was $604.00.
I will let you know how the mongering is. From what I have been able to find out here, its cheap but not very good, mostly women in the 5 to 7 range (if you can find them). I am not saying thats bad but, its gonna have to be great in order to make up the $400.00 difference it costs to get to the Philippines or Thailand.
Wish me luck guys.
LK
Travel Fun
05-11-06, 22:27
Hey Seeker,
Thanks for the great report, and I applaud your whole treatment of this woman during your stay. I have had the misfortune to be blasted on other pages here for being "too generous" with the women, but my experiences were always similar to yours - if you play fair, you will get treated like a king, and feel good about it too.
I'm planning to be in Honduras for about a week in late May, and hope to be able to link up with someone like your friends. If you have any contact data you can share - please send it my way.
Hablo Espanol, pero soy un estudiante. Es posible para mi conversar sobre las mayores sujectos, pero lentos. I can carry on a conversation, but I'm slow!
BacknBlack
05-14-06, 21:01
I was looking to see which place is better to go Roatan or Caye Caulker, Belize? I am looking for good scuba diving and nightlife(women, bars/clubs and restaurants).
Thanks,
backnblack
Chocha Monger
05-14-06, 23:51
Traffic777,
The 200 Lps girls can range from 6 to 8.5 depending on the amount of time you have on your hands. Most of the girls are semi-pros who tend to be average in looks and you will need some patience when observing the herd if you intend to pounce on one towards the higher end of the scale.
There are a few non-pros from the university and businesses who would grant you admission in return for a small gift if approached in the right way. Some of these girls can be 8.5 to 9.5 but you can't limit your hunting to the bars and dance clubs if you want to uncover these gems. Some of my best picks came from networking through older Honduran gentlemen who knew of beauties that were rarely seen in the usual hunting grounds. My excursions tend to be no less than two weeks in order to find the best possible candidates.
Lion Killer
05-15-06, 00:57
Dude,
Read my report in Belize, other areas. I will let you know how Roatan is as far as diving and pussy. But Belize (the Cayes) is just diving, no pussy, no pussy, no pussy, read my lips. Hope this helps.
LK
BacknBlack
05-16-06, 00:18
LK,
I do not know if you found a dive op or place to stay but I hear Cocunut Tree Divers are very good and the Posada Arco Iris is a good place to stay. Bring some Cactus Juice or Deet for the mosquitos. I heard they could be a problem if you do not spray yourself.
backnblack
Lion Killer
05-16-06, 23:21
Back,
I am staying at the Sea Breeze in the West End. Diving at there sister's dive shop, Sueno Del Mar. I got a studio/kitchen for $499.00 + tax for 7 nights, the cost includes 15 dives, yes it includes 3 dives a day for 5 days, I could not believe it.
I am up on the Cactus Juice, its a must. I am diving the Flower Gardens this weekend off the Texas Gulf Coast. Then off to Roatan. If nothing else the diving in Roatan is supposed to be as good or better than Belize or Cozumel, so its not a lost trip if the pussy is not hiding behind every tree.
I am a bottom feeder with the girls anyway, so it does not take much to get me in the sack, especially after 3 dives and 42 beers, a 6 or 7 works just fine as long as she can suck a good dick. Check my reports in 3 weeks.
LK
BacknBlack
05-18-06, 23:34
LK,
That is a good deal you got. Post a trip report when you get back. Have a good time.
BacknBlack
I spent a couple of days in Santa Rosa de Copan recently and was able to find some girls around.
Once night falls you can find streetwalkers around the parque central and cathedral. If you walk down 1 Calle NE and around 1 Avenida NE, 2 Avenida, and 3 Avenida you will find them. A couple of them followed me down the street continuely trying to entice me and it was a bit flattering at how much they wanted a gringo to come fuck them.
I didn't partake in any streetwalkers though. Instead I got a taxi driver to take me up to a club/bar with girls or a "casa de putas". The taxi driver was a great guy. He told me there were several options to check out so if I didn't like the first he would take me to another, and etc. I don't remember the name of the place he took me to, but there were 4 chicas working. 2 were young and cute and I would rat 7 or 8 and the other 2 were older and I would rate a 5. I was satisfied with the two younger cuties and the taxi driver agreed to come back for me in an hour and a half.
I picked one of the younger girls and we had a couple of drinks and then went back to the room. She insisted on having the light off, which was a downer but the session was very good. CBJ, DFK, and several positions.
$15 for the girl, $2 for beers, and I think I paid the taxi driver $7.
Lion Killer
06-07-06, 23:06
OK guys I am back and the good news is there is pussy to be had in Roatan. But you must stay in the West End Village. There are 4 main bars there, not big bars, just 4 main bars. All the bars are open air so don't look for anything fancy or aircondition. There is only one bar to get pussy at.
Sundowners: Its the locals hang out. Happy hour from 4 to 7, closes at 10:00 every night. Nice place to hang out in the afternoon, early evening when everything else is quiet.
Purple Turtle: Also a local's hang out, the smallest of the 4, maybe 6 bar stools and a couple of tables, their call to fame is they have a foosball table, makes for some entertainment on some nights.
Fosters: Its a restaurant/bar. It has live music a couple of times a week. I did not really hang out there at all but if you like a band its the only one in town. The 2 nights the band did play the crowd was minimal.
The Twiste Toucan: This is the place. Its not much again. Just an open air bar about the size of Sundowners. Four sided bar, seats about 20 around the bar, with 6 - 8 tables. There is a sound system operated from a lap top by the bartenders from behind the bar.
The first night I was there (Saturday night) it was packed after 10:00. Having shutdown Sundowners and Fosters was slow, it was the place to be. It was packed 3 deep at the bar and all the surrounding walls, tables and chairs were full.
Women were there from all shapes, sizes and colors. I got approached by a big (not fat) I mean big woman. There were about 6 of them and you could tell they were definatly from African decent. These girls were 5'-10" to 6' tall, weighing about 140 lbs. I asked what she was up to and she responded anything I wanted to do, was what she was up to. It was my first night in town, 1:00 AM drunk and had to dive at 8:00 AM so I passed.
Sunday night was dead all around as you can imagine. I bumped into a local Tuesday night at the Twisted Toucan who I had seen there on Saturday night. Took her home and fucked her for about 2 hours. BBBJ and CFS. She did not ask for any money straight out, just money to buy a new dress. I gave her $30.00 and sent her on her way the next morning as I went off to dive.
I passed her a few times the next couple of days and had to basically chase her away with a stick, as I was looking for some new pussy now.
Thursday night, again back at the Twisted Toucan, it was kinda early I would say about 9:00 PM. I saw this little young girl come in by herself, sit at the bar and order a beer. She sat directly across from me and we exchanged smiles. I bought her a couple of beers from across the way and the next thing I know she jumped up, came and sat next to me.
She could not speak a word of english. With my broken spanish I did manage to converse with her a little, she had come from the main land just to check things out (yea right, she was there to play and see if she could make some money). Well things went on, beer after beer, dance after dance, no english and broken spanish, we headed to my room.
We fucked, sucked all night and into the morning, I actually missed my last dive day (oh well sometimes you just have to suffer). It was now Friday and she made no attempt to leave my room or ask for anything. I was leaving the next day so what the hell, I will keep her for another night I guess.
Sure enough, we went into town, grocery store, ran by a little shop and bought her some shorts and fresh panties. She did not even have a change of clothes with her, no purse, no nothing. Friday night rolled around, we hit the Toucan, Purple Turtle and headed back to the room for a final night of marathon fucking and sucking.
We got up the next morning, she said she had to go catch her boat back to the mainland. She took the little clothes she had on the night before with her in a plactic grocery sack and a couple of other things I bought her. I gave her $75.00 in Limpera's for both days and both nights, paid the $1.50 cab fare for her to get there. She never asked for anything, but you know she had nothing when she came and all she wanted was just a little money for something.
I had a blast and would reccomend to anyone who likes to do a dive/fuck combo to visit Roatan. Hope this report helps.
LK
BacknBlack
06-09-06, 03:08
LK,
Glad to hear you had a good time and enjoyed your report! I do have a couple of questions though.
1-How was the diving compared to other places you have been to?
2-The women at the bars how would you rate them 1-10?
3-How were the people on Roatan?
4-Where the mosquitos as bad as they say?
5-Do you recommend any places to eat?
Thanks,
BacknBlack
Lion Killer
06-09-06, 23:18
Back,
The diving is hit or miss as far as marine life. The coral formations, walls, caverns are as good as Ambergris Caye, Belize or Cozumel. We did have a couple of dives where the marine life was really good, turtles, rays, cuda's eels. We saw a green moray on one dive that had to be a mutant. It was at least 1 foot in diamiter and 6 feet long, biggest freaking moray (let me say, 10 times bigger than any moray I have ever seen) I have or anyone on the boat, including the local dive masters have ever seen.
There is one dive shop that does a shark dive. I recommend that one for sure if your into sharks, it was awsume.
Women in the bars are just like anywhere else backn, they go from a 2 to an 8. There are no 9-10,s in Roatan, but most are 3 to 7.
The people in Roatan are great, really friendly and very helpful.
Mosquito's are not bad its the sand flies, and yes they are as bad as they say. Just keep a bottle of cactus juice or body guard with you all the times.
Roatan is pretty cheap to eat. I am a bottom feeder anyway. I ate mostly on the street or the local small shops. The Philly Steak Shop was great for lunch, average cost about 4 dollars. Rudy's has a good breakfast, again about 4 dollars. We ate one night to splurge at Eagle Ray's, combo sea food platter was 22.00, it the most expensive place in town. On average just ask around, each place has a menu and prices out front on the sand road. Hope this helps.
LK
BacknBlack
06-10-06, 16:41
Thanks LK! Looks like a place I will visit. I look for places that have the dive and women combo. Any other places you been to that have this combo that you recommend?
BacknBlack
Lion Killer
06-10-06, 19:22
Well Backn,
I do recommend the Philippines for sure. There are allot of places to dive and most all have dive/fuck opportunities.
I am going to the Island of Curacao for the 4th of July weekend. They boast of having the largest brothel in the Caribbean (and from what I have read I have no reason to doubt it). The diving is supposed to be good and the women are supposed to be hot. I will let all know when I get back.
I want to do Patong Beach, Phuket Thailand soon.
The Dominican Republic is also another place I am investing some internet study on.
Jamaica's pussy is good but the diving is average at best.
I imagine you have been to Cozumel, its always a favorite.
Good luck and happy hunting.
LK
BacknBlack
06-10-06, 20:48
LK,
I just got my scuba certification so now I want to combine my favorite two hobbies. I have been to Curacao twice but did not dive. I have heard the diving is good so I plan on going back to dive and visit Campo again.
I have been to the DR more times than I can count and the diving is average.
I would love to go to Thailand one day and Cozumel too.
I could see myself in Cozumel before Thailand. Which place did you enjoy more Cozumel or Roatan?
BacknBlack
Lion Killer
06-11-06, 16:54
Backn,
I would have to say they are two completely different places. Cozumel is highly commercialized while Roatan is still rustic and a step back in time.
Cozumel has all inclusive resorts, Roatan has a bed, hot water and a tv that does not pick up any stations.
Cozumel has a down town, strip clubs, pay 4 play & a thriving tourist district. Roatan has one sand road, two grocrery stores the size of your living room, a few gift shops, no pay for play, no down town.
My advise is to go to Cozumel first, its a nice place and fun, then you can enjoy the Caribbean beauty and simple accomidations of Roatan.
LK
WOW! Lion Killer must be visiting some part of Roatan that I'm unfamiliar with and I've been going to the Bay Islands for 30 years. While it's no Cozumel, Roatan is very "plastic" when compared to its sister islands, Guanaja and especially Utila. The place he's describing sounds like Utila, my favorite.
Lion Killer
06-12-06, 23:19
Cpteasy,
I don't know, I just spent 8 days in West End Village, last week, not the high priced resorts on the outer roads/towns headed to West End, but on West End Road. I had a great time in West End and will go back. Utilia and Guanaja seem a little to small for me.
I did my home work and there is nothing like the Twisted Toucan or anything else that might resemble a bar on either island, much less any pussy. Maybe one day I will venture to those islands. Thanks for the info.
LK
Can someone post some pic's from thier trips. The reports are very useful but some pic's would be nice. I'm looking at going back to Comayagua the end of July. The girl I hung out with last time I was there calls me weekly, and I get e-mails from other chicas over there. So I should have a good story and more pics when I get back.
LK,
I just got my scuba certification so now I want to combine my favorite two hobbies. I have been to Curacao twice but did not dive. I have heard the diving is good so I plan on going back to dive and visit Campo again.
I have been to the DR more times than I can count and the diving is average.
I would love to go to Thailand one day and Cozumel too.
I could see myself in Cozumel before Thailand. Which place did you enjoy more Cozumel or Roatan?
BacknBlackFor Scuba and mongering, Bonaire is great. Off shore diving everywhere, wrecks, and then at night Pachi's - Colombianas and Venezuelans.
Lion Killer,
Thanks for the info. It looks like I'm staying at Fantasy Resort for a dive package. Any idea how long it takes to get to the West End Village from there? If I have problems with bringing a girl back to Fantasy, are there options in West End Village (cheap short stay hotel?). Thanks.
Lion Killer
07-17-06, 22:46
Vak,
Fantasy Resort is on the way to West End, its not far, my guess is about 3 to 5 miles at the most. A taxi will cost you about $5.00 each way. I have no idea if Fantasy will allow chica's, it is more of a family resort, but then again ur in Honduras, I don't think they would really care as long as you don't flaunt it.
There are several cheap hotels on the "strip" but its probably best to have a room reserved, cause most of the offices close at 5:00 PM. But the locals can direct you to what is available, don't be afraid to ask at the bartenders at Sundowners or the Twisted Toucan. Hope this helps, good luck.
LK
Lion Killer
07-17-06, 22:50
I just got back from Curacao, its in between Bonaire and Aruba. About the same cost in airfare, but the pussy is way cheaper than anywhere in the Carabbien. Its legal and they have a brothel on the island with established rates. I rate Curacao for the best diving/pussy location in the Caribbean.
LK
JohnnieBravo
10-25-06, 11:29
Was wondering is anyone had any info. regarding the mongering situation in Copan Runias. This is a small town at the end of the Myan Runis. Any info would be much appreciated.
Was wondering is anyone had any info. regarding the mongering situation in Copan Runias. This is a small town at the end of the Myan Runis. Any info would be much appreciated.
How far are the Copan Ruinas from SPS or La Cieba or Tegucigalpa? How much time would one need to maybe check out both Copan Ruinas and La Cieba or Roatan...want to squeeze as much p*ssy in with the cultural sh*t as possible!
In my personal experience, Copán Ruínas is not a mongering place... only visit it in case you are interested in Mayan archeology.
You can go by bus or car from SPS, it's about 2 hours from here.
I was in the Copa area for 3 days. No working girls here, just local girls that like to be taken out to the bars were nice and quaint tourist area. I stayed at Hotel Jeny for 15 bucks.
Religious conservatives have control over this island so it's not the easiest place to find action. On the main drag in West End, there are at least 2 bars where you will find a handful of hookers at night. They are Foster's and the Twisted Toucan. I saw 5-6 available girls in each bar. I didn't talk price with any of them. There were a couple of hotties and a few really ugly ones.
The next day I met a tall black girl from oak ridge on a bus ride to the east end of the island. The spent that night with me at my hotel on the West End, and I gave her $10 for a taxi the next morning.
Almost every girl on Roatan speaks English and Spanish.
there is little chance for action on this tiny island. the big party is saturday nights at the bar in the bush about a 15 minute walk up the hill away from the dock. the bar in the bush is real hot, real loud, and a lot of the local girls look to be way ****.
weed seems to be real common. i met a light-skinned black girl named deena who rolled me a blunt and we smoked it. later i took her to my room. don't trust this girl too much- she does a lot of drugs.
I am going to be in Roatan Feb 24th, any ideas on some reasonable lodging?
Thanks
I will be there Feb 24th.
Lion Killer
02-23-07, 02:03
It really depends on what you are looking for in a hotel and where you want to be on the island. You cay pay as much as $150.00 a night or as little as $25.00-$50.00. You can stay in an all inclusive away from town in seclusion or in a flop with only an aircon that is look cool and a 13" tv that does not pick up even 1 channel, but its on the beach where the action is. As I said it depends on what your looking for.
I was there last May and am going back this May for another week.
There is a great web site of Jackson lets me give you here, www.roatanisland.net, go there and if your still confused then let me know for further help.
LK
It really depends on what you are looking for in a hotel and where you want to be on the island. You cay pay as much as $150.00 a night or as little as $25.00-$50.00. You can stay in an all inclusive away from town in seclusion or in a flop with only an aircon that is look cool and a 13" tv that does not pick up even 1 channel, but its on the beach where the action is. As I said it depends on what your looking for.
I was there last May and am going back this May for another week.
There is a great web site of Jackson lets me give you here, www.roatanisland.net, go there and if your still confused then let me know for further help.
LKLion,
I'm really just looking for some thing with a AC aned near the action.
Lion Killer
02-24-07, 01:12
Brubaker,
Search sea breeze inn roatan, www.seabreezeroatan.com. Its in the West End where all any action is. Its walking distance to all the local bars and just across the steet from the beach.
Its not much, but its cheap and where I stay. It has aircon and a bed, a 13" tv that does not catch any channels, but its cheap.
Email Ray at suennodelmar@globalnet.hn. Tell him a diver from Houston, TX that is already reserved to stay there in May recommended you.
Let me know.
LK
Bruce Boda
03-08-07, 20:12
Just got back from Roatan. Echo what Lionkiller said about chatting up the locals. $40 for "cab fare" goes a long way. Speaking a little spanish also helps a bunch.
Sundowners was great early, then went to Fosters Friday and Saturday nights. The Toucan was basically dead the entire time I was there. I guess I wasn't looking hard enough, but I didn't see any obvious pros.
All in all, a great trip.
Cuba Tourist
03-20-07, 04:12
What about Coconut Tree as a place to stay (and dive)? That is where I stay and have been happy there. $30 a day.
Bruce Boda
03-20-07, 18:23
That is the dilemma. Stay in West End and be close to the action at cheaper rate, or stay in West Bay and have the beach at higher rate. I stayed in West Bay. West Bay has a lot of action during the day, but is DEAD at night. If anyone stays at West Bay, bring lots of small denomination dollars for the ride to West End. Cabbies never have change. Especially if you have a chica in tow, expect the cabbies to charge $15 US to get back to West Bay at night. But at that time of night with your head swimming with Flora Cana and a little hottie on your arm, you won't care. Not until the next morning.
How was the Coconut Tree in West End?
Cuba Tourist
03-21-07, 05:38
Coconut Tree was fine--not fancy but nothing wrong. Nice owner.
Bruce Boda
04-11-07, 15:47
Cuba Tourist,
Did you dive with Coconut Tree? I don't see anything in their website about diving. I see they have gone up to $35. I stayed at Bananarama last time and it was great except for having to take taxis to go out at night.
I weighed my options for a summer trip and I like my chances with the non-pros of Roatan than with the pros of St Maarten or Aruba. I may strike out this time and regret it.
Lion Killer
04-15-07, 02:15
Nice reports guys, thanks.
I will be back in Roatan this May. If you want action you have to stay in the West End.
Bruce, thanks for your reports, but there are no as per say stand out hookers. They are all local girls wearing jeans and looking normal. I learned my last trip how to recognize them and pick them up, ask for info if your going back.
I had a great time there last year and will let you know my expatades this year, take care.
LK
Bruce Boda
04-18-07, 13:43
LK,
I think I am going back this summer. I would appreciate any advice you might have.
I hooked up my first trip by talking to a girl who was working in a shop in Coxen Hole. Conversation turned to kareoke at Fosters that night and she said she was going to be there with friends and to look for her. After buying her a number of those beers with the life preserver on the label she suggested we go some place more quiet. Long story short, she was a sweet girl, although she took a shower after each round of sex and would not give or receive oral - covered or not.
By skipping the scenery of West Bay, I hope to have better luck this trip.
Generous Gent
04-20-07, 13:29
LK,
After buying her a number of those beers with the life preserver on the label she suggested we go some place more quiet.
Amazing she was content drinking Salva Vida... usually when someone else buys the beer, they switch to Corona at double the cost! Been to Ceiba yet?
Bruce Boda
04-22-07, 16:29
She did stick with the low cost stuff, although she probably also put some lempiras in her pocket as she kept volunteering to go to the bar. I was feeling good and didn't keep a close watch. I was careful only to bring a certain amount out with me though.
Haven't been to Ceiba. Only been to Roatan once. My trips usually include diving. My summer trip to Roatan might be in jeopardy as my wingman is talking about bailing and going to Curacao.
Lion Killer
04-22-07, 21:01
Glad you enjoyed your trip to Roatan. I will be back on the island Memorial week.
There is not much to know, as I said before, stay in West End, the best action is at the Twisted Toucan. There are no stand out hookers, they are all local girls or girls who come from the mainland to make some extra cash.
If your standing looking at the front of the Toucan, the back right hand corner of the bar is where the take out girls hang out. Also just across the street from the bar you will see girls sitting on the benches there. They do take out also.
You just have to strike up a conversation and feel them out, but a beer or 2 and you will know if they are interested. Hope this helps.
Curacao is a must place to go also, I was there 2 times last year, (btw I am a diver also) its a good dive place and you have a compound called Campo, 150 girls in one place all for sale and its freaking cheap, $30.00 for 30 minutes the room is included in $30.00 cost. See my reports there, hope this helps.
LK
Lion Killer
05-25-07, 22:27
I am heading for the island of Roatan tomorrow for a week of scuba diving and muff diving. I will be staying in the West End Village area. Will hit the Twisted Toucan each and every night. I will let you know how it turns out.
LK
Bruce Boda
06-15-07, 18:34
Did Lionkiller have such a good time in Roatan that he stayed?
Lion Killer
06-16-07, 00:37
Sorry guys, I hit the road running (work) since I returned. I am home now. I hope to have my report tomorrow. It was a nice trip.
LK
Lion Killer
06-16-07, 22:21
Sorry it took me so long but my work is really busy right now, thank God for the vacation.
OK, hit Roatan Saturday afternoon, as usual its a freaking mess at the airport trying to get your bags. Finally after 45 minutes they come out. Check them through and look for Carlos, the driver from Sueno Del Mar. There he is, waving, he remembers us, cool.
Its hot as hell and we are already sweating, but its also great to be back. Carlos drops us off at the hotel, we unpack and hit the office (everyone here calls the Sundowner Bar the office).
Eight oclock rolls around and its time to hit the Twisted Toucan, after all it is Saturday night should be something there right? Its dead, totally dead, I am dissapointed. So I hit on the bar maid all night, I remember her from last year. Not a queen but after 15 beers most anything will do. No luck go home alone, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Its Sunday now, do 3 dives and head to the office again. Do the usual happy hour there 5 to 7 and back to the Toucan. Now being Sunday I know its going to be dead and it did not dissapoint me, it was. Same bartender was there, hit on her again all night, and again go home alone, tonight again.
OK you know the routine by now right, 3 dives office and Toucan. It still sucks. Ricks has a band tonight, I will try there to see if i can pick up any local pussy. NOPE it sucks again, home alone, I am getting worried now. Dont get me wrong the diving is great but the pussy hunt is non existent.
I am burnt out on the Toucan so I am trying to hustle the bartender at Ricks. Guys I have never seen it so dead with local pussy. Its what now? Tuesday night, and I am still going home alone, this sucks.
I put allot of time and effort into the barmaid at Ricks but still no go. Its fucking Wednesday night and I am still pussyless, I am getting really worried now? I ask myself is this just going to be a week long dive trip only, no pussy, I fucking hope not I pray.
Its Thursday now, same old routine, dive, office and head down the road to either Rick's or the Toucan. Then from out of no where the pussy Gods smiled on me, yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I am walking down the road to Ricks, it raining and I am depressed.
From out of no where comes a little cute girl, not more than 5 feet tall and weighs about 100 lbs, just my style (she is a spinner). She approaches me and starts talking in spanish, she moves even closer (remember its raining like hell) and I tell her lets duck into the ally under cover. We do, as soon as we get off the main drag she starts grabbing my dick and saying lets fuck baby, you fuck me baby she says. Again the pussy gods have smiled on me.
We negotiate a price, bbbj and full sex, $40.00 is the price we agree on (at this point I would have given her a fucking $100.00). We are only 50 yards from my hotel so we take off, hit the room and start getting undressed.
She seem my camera and grabs it, she wants me to take her picture, sure I said, from there she strips for me and I get at least 15 shots, from her panties and bra to full blown shaved pussy shots, she loves having her picture taken bless her (if I can figure out how to download here I will attach some pics at a later date).
Well enough of the picture taking, lets have some sex, I am so fucking horney after 6 fucking night my dick is raging. I tell her to suck me bare back she does with no hesitation. She sucks for a few minutes and asks for a condom which I have readily available. She puts it on my dick and continues a good cbj. Enough I tell her, I want to fuck this little brown cutie.
Come to find out she is from Nicaragua, she says she is 18. She lays back and opens her cute little shaved brown pussy for me, I bang her **** till she screams to much, to much, ehehhehe. I tell her perito and she does not hesitate to get on her knees. I once again fuck her till she screams again to much, to much, ehehehhe I am having fun now. We go to spoons with me from behind and after about 5 minutes I cannot hold it any longer.
I bust a big nut while I continue to fuck her hard and deep. After a bit she jumps up, grabs her stomach, and says to grande, to grande, (she does not speak a word of english) and goes to the bathroom to clean up.
She comes out, we discuss that tomorrow we will meet again. I tell her great I really want to see her. She asks for a soda and heads down stairs off into the darkness of the night. You could have seen my smile from the states, ahhahahahahaha. Life is good once again. Tomorrow is another story.
LK
Lion Killer
06-19-07, 21:21
Well its Friday morning, we are heading for the shark dive. Any divers who goes to Roatan you have to do the shark dive. We did it last year and it is worth doing again.
Back from the dive (nothing much changes on the island, mostly same thing different day) we decide to ward off the afternoon dive (I did 17 in 6 days) to go to town, Coxen Hole (its pretty much a hole) to do some shopping. Walked around for about an hour, found out everything is cheaper in West End Village where we are staying.
Its afternoon now, time to start thinking about returning tomorrow. I hope I can find the little Nicaraguan girl again, she said she will come by but you know how it works, especially on the islands.
So same ol same ol. Off to the office for happy hour. Meet some friends there for our last night out. Head to Ricks for some dinner, a band is playing so that is where we hang out. A friend comes by and says he is gonna play a set down the beach at another bar, invited us to go, so we left.
Hang around the bar while he plays, then the band goes into some head banging music so I leave. I am heading back to Ricks, see if I can pick up the bartender one last time. Low and behold, guess who I run into walking back. Yep its my little honey.
We meet, kiss, hug, she starts right away rattling off in spanish, we fuck, you wanna fuck me again, lets go baby, lets go. I tell her to slow down, yes we will fuck but first lets have a few drinks. I go to Ricks just to flash her in the face of the bartender who ate, drank, spent my money for 3 days and gave me no pussy, ehehhe she gave me a look to kill.
We had a drink and left, hit another bar, one more and off to my room. Same scenerio, she grabs the camera and starts taking pictures. Then she wants me to take more pictures of her, you know I am oblidged. I snap off about 10 more and we get naked.
Tonight she gives me a real good bbbj, better than last night and longer. She brought her own condoms and jell this time. She was tickled with her self doing that so I let her use them. On goes the condom and out comes the jell. She lubes up her pussy and again I make her get on top. She rides me good, always talking in spanish, hehehehe.
I roll her over and do some mish, then spoons. I want to finish her doggy. Once again I tell her perito and she jumps to her knees, ehehhe good girl I tell myself. I bang the fuck out of her hard, she is moaning and groaning and hollering to grande papi, to grande. I hit her harder, and she jumps up hollering it hurts papi.
I just laugh, pull off the condom and proceed to jack off with her next to me. I am hot now and shoot a big load on her little perky tits. I rub it all around with my cock, while she plays with my cum. We get up shower and off she goes.
I tell her I want to see her again in the morning before I go, she agrees but again its an island thing, she never shows up. Its ok I had a blast with her. For a minute I thought I was going to leave with blue balls but she came through like a trooper. Bless her.
Well that's my story and trip to Roatan. Looking forward to getting back to Curacao in the fall. They say Campo is full of women now and the diviing is good there also. Take care boys and girls and have fun where ever you go.
LK
Cuba Tourist
06-25-07, 06:36
Lion King----Is the diving better in Roatan or Curacuo?
Lion Killer
06-27-07, 00:28
The diving is better in Roatan, but the pussy is very scarce. If you want good diving go to Roatan. If you want nice diving and great pussy go to Curacao. Hope this helps.
LK
Continuation of "Carnival" report started in La Cieba.
Comayagua was pretty much the same with the exception of a few new restaurants (pizza hut). There is a new strip club of the main Blvd. Just past Wendy's. Its called Besa de Sol, it's where the old Blue Moon used to be. Hours are from 7:30 pm to 12:30-0100. Full nudity. Toda la noche about 1200 to 1500 lemp not including the salida. Most guys just hung around till the spot closed and tried to scoop something without having to pay the salida. There were some dime pices in there but mostly 6's, most were young 18-25 years. I did not take anything out but was tempted.
I stayed in the Hotel Santa Maria, no problems bring women in. I pretty much spent my time with Lisa and Lil Sister (see La Ceiba). Niether of the two could be seen with me in public. Lisa has a man and Lil Sister was worried about her big sister so all the time was spent in my hotel. Lil Sis would not let me take any nude pics. Here are a few of Lisa.
I saw one SW and she looked like mad terrible. Comayagua is only good if you know someone there. There are no recreational things to do outside of mongering. Theres no beach and night life is dead Sun thru Wed. And everybody knows everbody, the women back stab like crazy. Their main goal is marriage to get back to the states.
Chocha Monger
07-29-07, 10:54
Toda la noche about 1200 to 1500 lemp not including the salida. Most guys just hung around till the spot closed and tried to scoop something without having to pay the salida. There were some dime pices in there but mostly 6's...
Incredible, that's almost $80 USD for average to below average quality. The locals certainly can't afford it. A few years ago prices were $12 to $15 or 200 to 300 Lempiras for TLN with the best quality available. I've noticed that the better looking putas all marry gringos from the base and leave to the US while the rougher looking ones remain in the business for years. It certainly isn't worth going to Comayagua to pay 1200 to 1500 Lempiras TLN when better quality is available for less elsewhere.
As of thanksgiving weekend 2007, This town and country is not a p4p commercial in your face destination. The thing that works is approaching the women and strike up a conversation, buy them a drink, ask them to dance. If the lady allows you to get really frisky with your hands and crotch while you dance, then chances are she likes you and you should proceed to invite her to your apartment, hotel, house. That is the approach that I found that works and it seems to work for the Gi's and locals too. These women don't want to feel like *****s by offering them money directly for sex, they get offended. So, if you pretend to pick them up the traditional way, then they will act like *****s when you get them in bed.
Here are the places in comayagua. Can't give you street and address directions becuase they use landmarks for addresses in this small city. When you mention the places to a taxi driver, the taxi will know.
Beso del sol (strip club). Cost for pulling a gal all night 2000 lempiras
Las tinajas/Arenas bar/xibalba bar (these 3 bars are all next to each other). Cost is to be negotiated with gal 500 lempiras short time.
Billy's barra show (strip club) cost for take out all night is 1500 lempiras. There are also rooms on the premises for cheaper price since you are not paying take out fee.
Unmarked maroon colored brothel across the street from the main texaco gas station (this is not confirmed by me, but by some locals that have live in comayagua for several years) price unknown.
Gota de limon, this a popular nightclub where gi's go and hence the loose women go there hoping to hookup with a gi. This place can be quite a challenge to pickup hot women because you are competing with a bunch of young studly buff GI's. Price once you get a gal back to your room is can vary greatly.
Paso real, another popular upscale nightclub where gi's go and the loose women follow. This place can be quite a challenge to pickup hot women because you are competing with a bunch of young studly buff GI's. Price once you get a gal back to your room is can vary greatly.
This is not a place I would recommend for the traveling hobbyist. Even for locals that live here full time, while locals can get pussy, it takes some work and be prepared to face rejection as you are competing against young, studly, in shape american gi's who have money.
Ok, thats the lowdown. Hope that helps.
Lion Killer
03-29-08, 23:01
Wow this place is dead. Once again I will be heading to Roatan for the third annual dive trip. I have been very lucky the last 2 trips in finding pussy there, but it is hit an miss and you have to work for it.
Wish me luck, I will be there the last week in May, if anyone is there the same time let me know, its a small island and easy to hook up.
LK
I am going to Roatan in July and would appreciate any updates on diving and mongering you may have by then.
Thanks and good luck while you are there.
Lion Killer
04-19-08, 01:36
The diving is great, its probably some of the best in the Caribbean. It will be my 3 trip there. The pussy is hit and miss, there are no brothels, massage parlours or per say hookers.
Its mostly local girls looking to make a few dollars, the West End is where you need to be, hit the bars, walk the streets and ask the taxi drivers.
Do a search on me and you will find my reports from the past 2 years, I always report no matter if its good or bad you will see here. By the first or second week in June you will read my reports.
LK
Lion Killer
05-23-08, 22:07
Well boys and girls, I leave for Roatan in the morning for a week, hope to have lots to report when I return, wish me luck
LK
Lion Killer
06-05-08, 23:13
Day 1 – Arrived Roatan Island no hassles. Customs and luggage was a breeze, driver was waiting just outside, threw the luggage in the back and headed to the West End. Checked in with the dive shop, which doubles as the hotel owner where we stayed.
Had a few beers at the dive shop, met some old friends and basically chilled out for a while. Headed to the hotel, unpacked and headed to the office (Sundowner Bar) for more beers and to see who might still be around from last year.
Saw a couple of people I remembered, chatted, drank and then its time to more on. Headed down the road to Roatan Ricks for more beers and conversation. The same owner “Rick” was there, his wife Allison, Tita was behind the bar and Vickie was waiting tables, just like old home week, everything was the same as when we left last year.
Talked to Tita, she was the one that would not come off any pussy last year so I just chatted a bit, not going to waste any time or money on her this trip. Vickie is a hot 22 year old local with nice tits and a tight ass, but she has a boyfriend, but still fun to talk to and nice to look at. Talked to Rick and Allison for a bit, stayed an hour or so and moved on, this time to the Twisted Toucan.
The Toucan was pretty much empty, the bartender, 2 guys and now me. Grabbed a corner seat and ordered a beer. Lo and behold guess who comes walking in, yup the same little spinner from Nicaragua that was there last year, I must be living right, the pussy gods have blessed me once again.
She does not remember me as of yet, I motion for her to come over and sit with me, no problem here she comes. She still cannot speak any English. I order her a beer and we talk. Of course she tell me she is from the Honduran mainland, La Cieba, but I quickly correct her and say I know she is from Nicaragua, smiles and laughs not remembering me wondering how the hell I knew, was the look in her eyes.
We drink a few more beers, she orders a Tequila, and I tell her off to the room, lets go. No problem she jumps up and is ready. We get inside the room (now she recognizes the room and remembers me) and the negotiations begin, she asks how much will I pay her, I told her $40.00 same as last year, she counters no its been a year and asks $70.00. I told her she is loca and counter with $50.00 she agrees.
Off go the clothes and I tell her to start with a bbbj, no problem she starts sucking, but wants to quit way to early, we argue, I win, she keeps on sucking. After about 5 more minutes she whines again and I tell her ok get the condom (I know she will be around all week so no need to push her to hard the first night) on goes the condom and on top she climbs. We do CG for a while and I tell her I want perrito (doggy) she likes doggy and jumps to her knees. I pound that fine little brown pussy as hard and fast as I can, listening to her whine and whimper, the more she whimpers the harder I hit it.
Then I lay her on her back and climb into her pussy side saddle, after a bit I am ready to explode and do. It was good, real good. I had been saving that load for a week or more. We lay there for about 15 minutes arm in arm hugging and kissing, she is giving good GFE this year.
We get up, hit he shower, she gets dressed and asks if we can meet again tomorrow, sure I say, no problem and off in the night she goes. First night on the island and I get laid, thank you pussy gods.
LK
Lion Killer
06-07-08, 20:35
Days 2, 3 & 4
Not really much to report, I pretty much settled into diving, drinking and watching the NBA finals. For the next 3 days it was 3 dives a day, catch a little (very little) rest and hang out at Roatan Ricks. I really never even went to the office (Sundowners) or to the Twisted Toucan.
I did however have success the remaining 3 nights, but that’s another story to follow, so keep tuned in boys and girls, I also have pictures if I can figure out how to get them to load.
LK
Lion Killer
06-07-08, 21:50
Days 5
Things do not change much on the island, its Thursday now and the usual goes on, up at 7:00 AM, at the dive shop for breakfast and on the boat by 9:00 for the first of 3 dives again.
Its afternoon now and off to the office (Sundowners) for a couple of beers & meet up with some friends. Then off to Roatan Ricks for more drinking and the final game of the Lakers/Spurs series.
After the game I set out to see if I could find my little Nicaraguan hunny again. Low and behold she was in the streets again as I was headed to the Twisted Toucan. I motion her over and she comes, off to the room we go, no need to buy beers this time, we both know what we want (I want her pussy and she wants my money)
We get inside she automatically goes for the TV remote, we lay, cuddle and have some foreplay for a bit. Then off goes the clothes, as for her she begins her reliable bbbj but this time is complaining about a sore tooth, so she just sucks me for a little bit and grabs for the condom, not sure what she is up to I let her proceed.
She puts on the condom and proceeds to doing a cbj. I tell her no way, she points to her tooth again and I said I don’t care about your tooth its bbbj or nothing, so I take off the condom and she says no. OK fine I told her, I gave her $20.00 and told her to get out. She looked at me like I was crazy, I told her again all you get is $20 for a little short bbbj and get out. She does not want to leave so we just watch TV for a bit.
After about 15 minutes she says give me $30.00. That would make her standard $50.00 for a session. I asked her, “mamada sin condom” (bbbj) and she said yes. I know she would give in, she likes the money to much.
So she took up where she left off but this time she gave me a very good long 10 minute suck. I told her that she did good and said lets fuck now. On goes the condom and you know the rest, its cg, doggy and finish in mish this time. We clean up out the door she goes. And her usual, see you tomorrow I say yes see you tomorrow. Its after midnight, gotta get some rest, up at 7:00 AM again to start the routine over again.
LK
Days 5
Things do not change much on the island, its Thursday now and the usual goes on, up at 7:00 AM, at the dive shop for breakfast and on the boat by 9:00 for the first of 3 dives again.
Its afternoon now and off to the office (Sundowners) for a couple of beers & meet up with some friends. Then off to Roatan Ricks for more drinking and the final game of the Lakers/Spurs series.
After the game I set out to see if I could find my little Nicaraguan hunny again. Low and behold she was in the streets again as I was headed to the Twisted Toucan. I motion her over and she comes, off to the room we go, no need to buy beers this time, we both know what we want (I want her pussy and she wants my money)
We get inside she automatically goes for the TV remote, we lay, cuddle and have some foreplay for a bit. Then off goes the clothes, as for her she begins her reliable bbbj but this time is complaining about a sore tooth, so she just sucks me for a little bit and grabs for the condom, not sure what she is up to I let her proceed.
She puts on the condom and proceeds to doing a cbj. I tell her no way, she points to her tooth again and I said I don’t care about your tooth its bbbj or nothing, so I take off the condom and she says no. OK fine I told her, I gave her $20.00 and told her to get out. She looked at me like I was crazy, I told her again all you get is $20 for a little short bbbj and get out. She does not want to leave so we just watch TV for a bit.
After about 15 minutes she says give me $30.00. That would make her standard $50.00 for a session. I asked her, “mamada sin condom” (bbbj) and she said yes. I know she would give in, she likes the money to much.
So she took up where she left off but this time she gave me a very good long 10 minute suck. I told her that she did good and said lets fuck now. On goes the condom and you know the rest, its cg, doggy and finish in mish this time. We clean up out the door she goes. And her usual, see you tomorrow I say yes see you tomorrow. Its after midnight, gotta get some rest, up at 7:00 AM again to start the routine over again.
LKWhat is the name of the place? I will be there the 15th of June. I snorkel rather than dive even though I am advanced cert. Thanks. By the way is the honey young and decent face?
Cuba Tourist
06-08-08, 23:23
Great story so far, Lion Killer!!!
Lion Killer
06-09-08, 21:23
I dive with Sueno Del Mar, but any of the dive shops in the West End will bring you along for a snorkle dive while the others are going down under.
And yes she is a cutie, looks to be around 18 to 20, I will have more pics in tomorrows report
LK
Lion Killer
06-09-08, 21:24
Day 6
As I said before not many changes on the island, it’s my 6th day here and pretty much the same routine goes on. You know it by now, up at 7:00, breakfast at the dive shop, on the boat at 9:00, 3 dives a day and back to the room.
I will skip the office this afternoon, chill for a bit, then off to Roatan Ricks for the Celtics/Detroit game. There is a 2 man band playing tonight and they sound pretty good. It’s about 10:00 PM now and Ricks is closing.
There is a bar 2 doors down (its where Ricks used to be) not sure of its name but its above West End Dive Shop. We are not ready to tuck it in for the night and they have Karaoke going on, so off we go.
There is a bench that runs the length of the club over hanging the street (the bar is on the second floor) you can sit there, watch the karaoke acts & look down to see who is walking up and down the road.
Its about 11:00 PM now, I glance over the side and see a girl by herself walking by, she looks up and smiles I smile back and motion for her to come up, and she starts up the stairs.
She makes it up the stairs and I motion for her to come over and sit with me, she does. I order her a drink, she is having a margarita. We chat for a bit, watch the people on stage making a fool of themselves and have a nice time. Its midnight now and all the bars must close. She asks where I am staying, a hotel I say & ask if she wants to come with me, she says sure so off we go.
Lo and behold as we are walking to my hotel, yea you guessed it, there is my little Nicaraguan standing across the street and she looks dead at me with daggers in her eyes. I just wave and keep on going, getting out of there as quick as I can.
We go up the stairs and inside, cool, I made it. To this point there has been no mention of money or payment of any kind from her, so I just roll with the flow. No sooner than we are inside off come the clothes and we dive into a nice 69, sucking and licking away. She gives a good bbbj. After about 10 minutes we go to fucking, she gets on top and rides like a pro, bumping, grinding and moving great. From there I roll her over and put her ankles up on my shoulders and pound her hard and fast in mish. This goes on for a little while, then we stop for a break.
Then it gets strange, she just gets up and starts putting her clothes on. I ask her “what” she just says I have to go now. I told her I had not cum yet and I wanted her to let me finish, just like nothing happened she got naked and laid beside me again allowing me to put my cock in her from the side and continue where we left off, totally weird.
Anyway I banged her for about another 5 minutes, wanting to cum just in case she changed her mind again. I did cum good, we laid there for a bit, got up and showered. She got dressed and still no mention of money, although she had made mention earlier that night of her dad was sick, yada yada yada. I went to the room, got $50.00 and gave it to her. She looked at me and asked me what that was for.
I asked her do you have any kids, she said yes two, ok I said its for your kids, she smiled, thanked me, we kissed and out the door she went, as always, must be the common departing response, she says I will see you tomorrow and I say yes see you tomorrow.
Bad luck though someone stole my camera the night before so I did not get any pictures of her, but there is still one more night to follow so stay tuned boys and girls, I am not done yet.
LK
Lion Killer
06-11-08, 00:11
Well all good things must come to an end, and this is the end of my adventure. It’s a normal day, early Friday morning, same ol same ol, off to the dive shop for breakfast, on the dive boat at 9:00 for the first of 2 dives.
There is a tropical storm brewing and the waves are breaking now up to 6 feet, they canceled the afternoon dive, so I just hang around the dive shop, have a few beers with the owner and a few dive buddies till its time to head to the room.
5:00 PM, here comes the storm, its raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, for 2 hours it keeps it up, cannot go anywhere, luckily I have a few beers and some vodka in the room to hold out on. It finally quits, 7:00 PM, off to Ricks as usual for the last Celtic/Detroit game.
I just stop in briefly, I want to find my little Nicaraguan sweetie for one more fuck before I go, I head out, hopefully she is at the Twisted Toucan by now, it is Friday night. I head down the street, lo and behold there she is looking for me, she bitches at me briefly talking about the puta (*****) I was with last night but she does not push it, she knows she will be with me tonight.
We go to the Toucan for a beer, then head to Ricks for another, everybody in Ricks looks at us, they do not say anything, just smile. She is nervous there, fidgeting like a ***** in church, I just wanted to show Tita & Vickie I was getting some pussy. We have just the one drink and leave, I have made my purpose known.
Let’s go I told her, off to the room, I really just wanted to fuck her and head back to the bar to watch the last of the game. She did not disappoint me. We get inside and off go the clothes, I ask her if she has any tooth problems tonight and she says no, very well knowing what will happen if she says she does.
She does not disappoint me, grabbing my cock and giving me a long 10 minutes bbbj, next I tell her to get on top for CG, she balks, says no and wants to do doggy, who am I to argue about doggy, hahaha. I spank her tight little ass and pound her from behind just smiling as she moans and groans when I push her head down on the pillow and tell her to raise her ass higher, damn she is hot.
I roll her back over and enter her from the side doing spoons, we fuck and fuck and fuck, I can’t cum with this condom on, I have drank to much today. I pull out tell her to lay back, I pull off the condom and start to jack off, feverously I am stroking, finally here it comes, a big load shooting all over her stomach, tits, neck and face, she is screaming and wincing, I am smiling.
It was great, off to the shower we go, same ol same ol, clean up, get dressed and yes you guessed it, she said see you in the morning before you go, I said yes see you in the morning. If you have not figured it out by now, they never come back and I really did not want her back, I was fucked out.
I head back to the bar, shut it down and just go back to the room, I am beat after a full week. I love this place and the pussy gods were good to me this year.
Hope you have enjoyed it as much as I did. Continental now has a flight to/from Houston/Roatan on Thursday’s now, so I can do a long weekend in September. Till next time.
LK
Thanks for the reports on the mongering. Glad you had a good (great) time.
I was sondering on how the diving was. I read that you reported on a tropical storm that was blowing up on the last day so I am sure it sucked after that. How was it before that?
Lion Killer
06-11-08, 16:21
The diving in Roatan is excellent, it the same reef that streaches from Cozumel through Belize, Roatan, Aruba, Curacao & Bonaire, if you have dove any of those places then you have dove Roatan
LK
Lion Killer
07-03-08, 17:31
Just scored a free first class round trip ticket to Roatan thanks to my Continental frequent flyer miles. I will heading back in late August for 4 days, hope to have the same luck as I did on my last trip
As time gets closer I will fill in the details
LK
Cuba Tourist
07-04-08, 03:03
Only 4 days?
Lion Killer
07-06-08, 01:22
Yea just 4 days, Continental started service from Houston on Thursdays for the summer season. I have already used my 2 weeks vacation for this year so I will just take off 2 days including the weekend to make a mini vacation of it.
LK
Lion Killer
07-06-08, 01:26
What's up dude, you said you were going to Roatan June 15th, do you have nothing to report?
LK
Cuba Tourist
07-06-08, 04:53
There was one girl in particular I met about eight or 10 months ago who was really pretty. Her name is Stephanie and she lives in Coxen Hole. Well, I saw her again on this trip and she has gained like 30 pounds and is gone from like an 8 to a 4. She was never very nice and that hasn't changed. She slept over one night eight months ago and one night this trip. She's not the kind of girl you invite back a second night. She was very sexy before.
Lion Killer
08-29-08, 22:00
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, canceled my trip to Raotan due to the hurricane, not worth getting stranded down there, maybe in another month or so I can rebook, have fun everyone
LK
The Muffin Man
11-10-08, 06:32
I found no P4P scene in Utila. The skinny EU backpacker chicks are plentiful, however, but this old man made no attempts.
The Muffin Man
11-10-08, 06:37
I asked a tuk-tuk driver if there were any chicas clubs about. He confirmed that there are still no chicas of any sort in Copan Ruinas yet, but there were a few bars in Santa Rita de Copan.
Generous Gent
11-13-08, 16:25
Indeed.....if you don't bring it with you it's not waiting for you in Utila.....
I found no P4P scene in Utila. The skinny EU backpacker chicks are plentiful, however, but this old man made no attempts.
Is it true no chica bars or houses exist in Copan Ruinas?
Please advise.
Generous Gent
01-25-09, 12:44
Have not heard of any action there although there are hotels, restaurants, and surely some bars. Something must be available there but it isn't exactly a mongers paraiso...maybe more of a cultural type of place to learn and realize the MesoAmerican and Pre-Colombian era?
Is it true no chica bars or houses exist in Copan Ruinas?
Please advise.
Migrant One
01-25-09, 18:28
Is it true no chica bars or houses exist in Copan Ruinas?
Please advise.
Like Generous Gent mentioned, if there are bars, etc, you would probably find something.
Or bring one with you from a city that you get along with.
Lion Killer
01-27-09, 03:30
Guys get over it, there is no pussy on the outer islands from Roatan, yes there are bars, but unless ur 6' and 185 lbs, 25 years old, toned and true with 6 pack abs, odds are ur not going to get anything, lol
there is no p2p even in Roatan, its all local girls and u have to hustle the bar scene, good luck
LK
Visited Copan on a day trip. Tuk tuk drive stated hot chicas can be found at night for $20 us for one hour or $50 for all night. Never sampled
Lion Killer
05-06-09, 00:35
I will be back in Roatan on my 3rd annual Memorial Day week trip this year. I hope my little Nica chica is still there. Anyone going from May 24th to May 30th let me know
LK
Lion Killer
06-09-09, 00:44
Just arrived home last week, send out my reports soon, had good luck fishing the girls, only 2 different girls but 7 pieces of ass in 6 nights, not bad, plus the earthquake was assume
LK
Generous Gent
06-09-09, 13:17
Adds new meaning to a little 'shake, rattle, and roll, eh? In the last 2 weeks, we have experienced at least 12 shakes, and some substantial. Did one of those girls actually feel the earth move? jejeje!!!
Just arrived home last week, send out my reports soon, had good luck fishing the girls, only 2 different girls but 7 pieces of ass in 6 nights, not bad, plus the earthquake was assume
LK
Lion Killer
06-10-09, 00:54
To be in fact, I had just finished fucking my little Roatan girl about 2:00 AM. The quake hit around 2:30 AM. She spoke no english and I did not know how to tell her it was an earthquake in spanish
I told her several times it was an earthquake in english and asked her if she understood, she said she did comprende, but I was never really sure if she did, all I know it was wild
LK
"terremoto". which would be difficult to remember, but I guess it makes some sense "terre" as a slang for tierra, and moto, which would shorten "movimiento", so land shaking.
"terremoto". which would be difficult to remember, but I guess it makes some sense "terre" as a slang for tierra, and moto, which would shorten "movimiento", so land shaking.Sismo is also correct. I woke up to my wife climbing over the top of me heading for the door yelling SISMO!
Dick Jackoffsky
06-24-09, 13:58
I found no P4P scene in Utila. The skinny EU backpacker chicks are plentiful, however, but this old man made no attempts.Your best bet is to go to Bar In The Bush on a Wed or Fri night. After a few drinks and a couple of globitos (balloons filled with nitrous oxide) you can score anything you want. Condoms are advised, because these girls shag a lot because that's what they are there for (ih yeah, and the diving). Utila is a wild west anything goes town, scant police enforcement, and what happens there tends to stay there. I am 56 and average looking so if I can score here anyone can. It's not really a P2P scene but more of a free for all.
Dick Jackoffsky
06-27-09, 13:52
It is so easy to get these tourist girls to do anything, and it doesn't matter who you are or what you look like. I am 56, average looks, and I can scoop up half of these girls for the price of a few drinks or a dinner at a nice place like Mariposa Cafe. You just start talking to them, then ask if they want to party a little bit, and you get one of two answers: "Ewww, gross, no thanks, you're my Dad's age! , " or, "Sure! " There is no in between, so if you can handle a 40% rejection rate you'll always have some fresh young pussy here.
FadeToJade
06-28-09, 02:33
Dick, you obviously have good game with these euro girls. You are probably being modest about your looks with these beautiful girls that you photo'd. Thanks for not keeping Utila all to yourself. I'm 57, look 47ish, and still can talk some game only the going rate on my limited experience on Roatan for 5-7 local talent, ave $60 per hora. Thanks for your post! I will try Utila. Have to try those skinny, sweaty backpacker girls.
Lion Killer
07-10-09, 00:59
Sorry about the late report, but life in Roatan, West End is still good. Arrived Sunday May the 24th, customs was quick as it can be in Roatan, about an hour to get through as normal
Bags & off to the West End, check into the hotel, chat with old friends from the Sueno Del Mar Hotel & Dive Shop, life is good.
Its evening time now, lo and behold but who do I see on the street but the little Nica girl from the past 2 years I have been with there. Same girl I posted pics from last time I was there
As usual we negotiate, I tell her $50.00 usd same as last year and she whines and begs for $60.00. I remind her its BBBJ and she agrees, so off we go to the room.
Life is good this is the 3rd year in a row I have met her, good BBBJ & fucked her, so its pretty much the usual, I make her suck me for 10 minutes to start, then tell her to do cowgirl which she does no problem.
Then we go to mish which I think she is lazy and just want to lay back and get fucked, so I oblige her. Next, yup you know it, its doggy, I pound her hard as I can till she always starts to *****, then I tell her roll over, I want to cum on your tits, she says yes.
I bust my first big load of the trip on her tits, life is good, we clean up, I pay her and we reserve tomorrow night for another adventure, in Roatan if you have a guarantee pussy you take it. That’s my first night, damn the good luck.
LK
Lion Killer
07-10-09, 01:26
The second day is carbon copy of the first, except I dive from 8 Am, 3 dives till 4:00 PM. I see my little Nica in the street around 9:00 PM, off we go, no need to get into the specifics it’s the same as last night, suck, fuck and cum.
Off she leaves the second night and once again we make plans to meet the 3rd night, wtf she sucks good, her pussy is tight, she is 21 years old, so lets keep it rolling I say to myself life is good.
But the 3rd night gets strange, I guess if you give to much of a good thing they get weird. We meet for the 3rd time, she asks for the money first as she always does, Sunday I gave it to her first, Monday I did not, now its Tuesday and she is asking again, not sure why, like I am not going to pay her?
So we do the same routine, suck, fuck cowgirl, mish, and doggy, but during doggy while we are fucking she insists I pay her then and there, I tell her no wait until I am finished, but she keeps insisting and actually gets up, goes to the bathroom, comes back and starts talking about calling the police, hahha imagine that a ***** calling the cops she did not get paid.
Any way I told her fuck you, here is your money (I paid her) and never come back to my room, even I am going to be there 3 more nights. I never saw her again the rest of my trip, which was cool, cause the next night I met another girl which is a different story and a good one.
LK
Lion Killer
07-11-09, 22:11
My 4th night I was just burnt out from diving, drinking & fucking, I needed a night off so I took one. Now lets move on to the 5th night. All the days are the same, 2 dives in the mornings and 1 dive in the afternoon, have a few beers at the dive shop and head to the room for a little break, shower and meet my buddy at the bar around 6:00 PM for dinner, drinks & the nights hunt
The hunting is good, lots of local game is about, we hit the old Rick’s place, up to the Karaoke Bar, down to the Palms & end up at the Vibe, there is a really hot chick behind the bar at the Palms, did not try to get her home, maybe next time, told her we were going to the Vibe & she starts dancing behind the bar shaking her ass & saying stay don’t go, but we left anyway. Did not feel like hanging around till 1:00 PM then get stood up, wanted something for sure
We are at the Vibe now, best place for local chicks, my buddy finds one and off he goes, catch him tomorrow morning at the dive shop. I hang around a little while, its about midnight & the local girls are coming in from town, you can tell they all have on dresses and heels. I find this little cute girl, probably 4’-10” and 105 lbs, just my type
We find a place to sit, her & her friend, they always travel in pairs, sit & have a few drinks, I ask her if she would like to go home with me and how much, she said sure, $100.00 I laughed out loud and told her $50.00 she agreed
Off we go to the room, she is shy and timid, wants the lights off, but I convince her to leave the TV on. I dry fuck her for a little bit in her panties and she is getting hot, hot enough to grab at my cock and start rubbing it on her pussy, she wants to fuck now
She is little so I have fun with her, roll her around in every position I can think of & pound her as deep as I can, she never says a word, just keeps on ticking. At one time I had her by her ankles, legs bent back over her head & just slammed her hard & deep as I could, again she took it like a trooper, never complaining about how hard, how deep or how long I fucked her
Had to have been an hour or more, I was burnt out, pulled our of her, took off the condom and cum all over her belly, she just looked at me and smiled, we cleaned up, drifted off to sleep & an hour later was woken up by the 7.2 earthquake, she was freaking out not knowing what it was, I kept telling her earthquake & did she understand, she said yes but I know she spoke no English so I doubt it
Finally we drift off back to sleep, I wake up around 7:30 AM, & started rubbing her pussy again, she never said a word and spread her legs open ready for me to fuck her again. I slow fuck her for about 15 minutes, then start to pound her again, need to cum and head to the dive shop. Same routine, I pull out, cum on her belly, we clean up, I pay her, she heads home I head to the dive shop. I ask if she wants to meet tomorrow night she says sure, we will see, you know how the islands are, all in all a great night, a great fuck an earthquake & another great fuck in the morning. Life is good in Roatan, West End
LK
Lion Killer
07-17-09, 21:06
The days are all the same as I have said before, no need to retrace those steps. Its late, around 11:00 PM, my buddy already got his little girl for the night home, so its just me. Low and behold but here comes little bit walking in the Vibe again with her friend.
Buy them a beer, sit and chat then me and her take off to Fosters for awhile, we hang out there, dance and drink for an hour, its almost 1:00 AM now and time to head back to the Vibe to check on her friend and get something to eat. Everything else is closed, they have chicken and rice for $3.00.
Order a plate, say by to her friend and off to the hotel we go hand in hand with the valuable chicken plate, I am freaking starving. We get to the room, eat and off go the clothes. Its our second night so she is more comfortable now.
I have enough viagra in me to get a horse hard, so its off to the races. I toss her like a toy, on her back legs bent over her head, on her side doing spoons, roll her ass over for doggy, then tell her to go to cowgirl, she never misses a lick.
Same as befoe, she never says anything but takes a pounding and keeps on ticking. Finally I am burnt out, pull out and cum again on her belly. We clean up and off to lala land. Get to sleep in a little bit, plane does not leave till noon so there is time for another morning go around. The viagra is still going strong, once I start to play with her little pussy and she spreads open for me he comes to attention.
First fuck in the morning does not talk long, mish, doggy and then underneath her, I can feel it coming again. Off with the condom and cum once again all over her belly, I think she likes it by now, lol.
Anyway clean up, I pay here and send her home, pack, get dressed and off to the airport, to return to the good ol USA sex prison. Not bad 6 nights and 5 pieces of ass, not a bad score for the West End in Roatan. Have fun boys and girls I am off to Costa Rica for the July 4th festivities.
LK
I will be at Soto Cano AB in a few weeks for work and will be staying in Comayagua. I would be interested in meeting up with a fellow monger for a city tour. If there is anyone out there who could help me out I would be willing to help fund the evenings we are out.
Thanks
Frank M
PS You can PM me here (?) or at USASEXGUIDE.INFO
Alan Duval
03-26-10, 21:51
Guys get over it, there is no pussy. Unless your 6' and 185 lbs, 25 years old, toned and true with 6 pack abs, odds are your not going to get anything, LOLI'll be diving at the West End in the third week of May. I definitely do NOT fit LK's sad prophesy.
Does anyone have any better news than this?
Alan
Alan Duval
03-26-10, 22:29
I've never been to Roatan, and don't know how to get started.
I'll be staying for a week at the West End.
Lion Killers reports are tantalizing but don't give me much hope.
Any suggestions?
I'll be diving at the West End in the third week of May. I definitely do NOT fit LK's sad prophesy.
Does anyone have any better news than this?
Alan
There is some P4P available, ask a taxi driver.
Alan Duval
03-30-10, 22:20
There is some P4P available, ask a taxi driver.In all the ways I've connected in places, I've never asked a taxi driver. What do you say exactly? "I'm looking for a girl?" "I need to get fucked?"
I assume you tip the driver?
Sorry to be so ignorant... but it won't last long!
In all the ways I've connected in places, I've never asked a taxi driver. What do you say exactly? "I'm looking for a girl?" "I need to get fucked?"
I assume you tip the driver?
Sorry to be so ignorant... but it won't last long!
I would be surprised if the taxi drivers didn't know where the putas hang out. Since the taxis run all over the city they usually know where everything is. At least that's been my experience in traveling in general.
In all the ways I've connected in places, I've never asked a taxi driver. What do you say exactly? "I'm looking for a girl?" "I need to get fucked?"
I assume you tip the driver?
Sorry to be so ignorant... but it won't last long!
I know there's a place in Coxen Hole where the working girls hang out but I don't know where it is. A friend of mine lives there and that's how I know it exists. The taxi drivers will also know.
The taxi drivers always know where the pussy is. They will usually want to take you somewhere where they get a tip from the establishment and they will expect a propina from you. Just part of the price to learn your way around.
I know there's a place in Coxen Hole where the working girls hang out but I don't know where it is. A friend of mine lives there and that's how I know it exists. The taxi drivers will also know.
The taxi drivers always know where the pussy is. They will usually want to take you somewhere where they get a tip from the establishment and they will expect a propina from you. Just part of the price to learn your way around.Yep. If there's something in Coxen Hole you have to pass close by it. The Roatan airport(RTB) is near Coxen Hole.
It's also where the ferry from La Ceiba docks.
Coxen Hole:
http://wikimapia.org/#lat=16.3175035&lon=-86.5341997&z=15&l=0&m=b&search=roatan%20honduras
Safeway ferry:
http://safewaymaritime.com/safe_way_maritime.php?l=en
A Toda Maquina
04-02-10, 02:46
Say , Thanks for the Coxen Hole info.
I know there's a place in Coxen Hole where the working girls hang out but I don't know where it is. A friend of mine lives there and that's how I know it exists. The taxi drivers will also know.
The taxi drivers always know where the pussy is. They will usually want to take you somewhere where they get a tip from the establishment and they will expect a propina from you. Just part of the price to learn your way around.
Alan Duval
04-04-10, 23:59
I know there's a place in Coxen Hole where the working girls hang out but I don't know where it is. A friend of mine lives there and that's how I know it exists. The taxi drivers will also know.Thanks, man. I'll report when I get back, at the end of May. Let's hope the report is exciting!
Bobsthrobbinknob
07-12-10, 23:17
Thanks, man. I'll report when I get back, at the end of May. Let's hope the report is exciting!
Where is the report...?????
Heading to West End first week of November to dive & monger if possible. Can any one give us a recent report on ptp around West End? Will post report when we get back but this thread has not been updated in a long time.
FadeToJade
10-30-11, 03:25
Heading to West End first week of November to dive & monger if possible. Can any one give us a recent report on ptp around West End? Will post report when we get back but this thread has not been updated in a long time.The girls are all on the main drag in West End after about nine. Prices around 60US. Some bars don't allow them in. Pickings are best on fri sat night. They will know a love hotel at minimal bucks if you don't want to take them back to your place. Of course, secure all valuables.
Heading to West End first week of November to dive & monger if possible. Can any one give us a recent report on ptp around West End? Will post report when we get back but this thread has not been updated in a long time.Was to rotan 2 weeks ago on a cruise. If you walk go left off the dock and go about a 1/4 mile theres a pink building called frog. It a brothel good ok 5 adverge but the very gf freindly 50 for an hour.
Was to rotan 2 weeks ago on a cruise. If you walk go left off the dock and go about a 1/4 mile theres a pink building called frog. It a brothel good ok 5 adverge but the very gf freindly 50 for an hour.Thanks for the report. This is detailed enough to help although I don't think I'll be arriving by boat.
Brothel is nice, don't have to worry about a hotel and can bring only the cash. $50 is not bad for a whole hour, that's as good as russia. I wonder if you get the whole hour then?
Optic Guard
03-23-12, 01:53
I am looking someone that live in honduras as I need to find a friend.
That has a skype account and can talk for awhile
TOM
Skype opticguard
Just returned from 7 days of diving in Roatan. Don't have much to offer but will provide this update since there are so few postings here.
I went there to scuba dive and it was truly fabulous in every way. Didn't really plan on mongering but figured if it popped up I might give it a try. I was staying in West End, a small town on the (of course!) west end of the island, although there was a town called West Bay that is even farther to the west, right at the very west tip of the island. Roads from the airport in Coxen Hole to West End and West Bay are pretty bad, this whole place is a lot more third world than I thought. There is a fleet of water taxies, small boats, that can take you back and forth from West End to West Bay for 50 limpiras, about $2. 50 each way, a great way to go.
I stayed in a rather dumpy hotel called Casa del Sol, close to the dive shop and only 40 bucks a night (55 with A / C). More like a backpackers' hostel, pretty basic to say the least. Don't think I would recommend it unless you're pretty hardcore. There are definitely nicer places in West End, although I suspect they are all a bit third world, and the best resorts are over at West Bay. The West Bay Beach is a lot nicer, too.
Several evenings (not all) I noticed small groups or single women here and there who appeared to be out "working" on the main drag of West End. Usually not until after 9 pm or so. Some were cute, nothing fabulous, but doable if you've been to Costa Rica or the Dominican Republic. I chatted with a few in my broken Spanish and they were offering 50 bucks for an hour session. Some the same price for two hours. I just had a kind of gut feeling that something was amiss, and since my hotel had absolutely NO security and no safes in the room, I declined. Had a feeling it could turn ugly and I could get robbed or involved in some kind of scam geared towards tourists like myself. No evidence for that, just a gut feeling and I alwasys trust my gut feelings in places like this. (plus I really came here just to dive).
So overall, I would say go to Roatan to dive, not monger, but there are a few girls available in West End late in the evening; I can't provide any info on the experiences since I never tried it. I never spent any time in Coxan Hole, which is where the airport and the cruise ship port is, so no info to add there either.
Sorry, been reading the recent Honduras posts. Utilla is MUCH BETTER than Roatan for our strategies including p4p and free young trim. Roatan is a wealthier, OLDER island where the p4p is usually uglier locals. Utilla has so many horny Scandis, Germans etc on holidays for the cheap diving etc. It is a complete party island. Check out The Pirates Bar in the center of town on the 3rd floor next to the wharf and the Bar in The Bush. I lived in Honduras for some time in San Pedro Sula, Utilla and Roatan. Roatan is 2/10 mongering, SPS is 3/10 and Utilla is a 7 or 8/10. Just hit up everything you see and be nice. The party revolves from one bar to the next the next night. Just ask at a shop where the hot place is THAT night and "Bob's your uncle". All is good in the world
I will be in Roatan in 2 weeks staying in West End. I was there about 4 years ago and there were girls working the street and bars in town. If anyone has been there recently do they know what the current going rate is? I will post a report when I return.
SpecialOne8
05-12-14, 07:14
Sorry to be too late to help you with this report Aguinnes, but for anyone else planning a visit to Roatan, previous reports about "The Pink Frog" house of ill-repute are still viable. Several months ago while in-town the morning of our ship's port-call, I followed the advice provided in this thread from a couple of years ago. Just as stated, when you exit the gates of the port-terminal, turn right. Continue walking on the same side of the road the terminal is on. Less than a mile down the road you will see a "blade-sign" that says "frog". It sticks out from the facade of the building. (Washed-out key-lime yellow colored building) The building is a shack which houses a circular wooden bar on the street-level. Behind the building (below-street-level) is where the girls congregate, waiting for benefactors to arrive. On my morning recon-walk, I spotted the sign and knew I found my piece of paradise. On the far-side of the building is a driveway which leads to the back of the property and the girls which hang out on a couple of picnic tables so as to not be easily-spotted from the street. That's where I found her. My sweet little Jessica. She told me she was 24, but didn't look a day over 20. She also said she had three kids to feed with no daddy in sight. Indian-complexion, but ALL Latina in attitude and performance. Beautiful curly long black hair which framed her cheerful face, bright eyes and pretty smile. Although her English was about as good as my Spanish, once we got down to business, it was smooth-sailing. Very accommodating and willing to please except for DATY. For some reason she would not allow any attention offered down there.
Donation to her children's college fund was a total of 50 clams which did not include the rental-fee to the house of ten more scallops. I have her digits but unfortunately, unless you contact me over on my USASG account through the PM service, you're on you own fellas.
While there were an easy 10 women there, only three including Jessie were above a 5 in appearance, with Jessica being a solid 8 if you like tight-bodied spinners. The other two were 5-6 on appearance and only one of those appeared interested in receiving any donations for her personal charity. The rest were ugly, unkept or simply of the appearance of being warn-out a long time ago.
In addition to The Pink Frog, I found another place further down the road (same side of the street) called 'Seamen's Club'. It was closed at the time of the morning I was on recon, but what I found most-interesting was that it appeared to be a REAL bordello, with dance-club / lounge on the street-level and a bunch of bedrooms upstairs. It had the appearance of being abandoned from the sidewalk, but when I took a couple of steps down into the first-level of the building's outside walkway, I noticed several women (none of which were appealing to me) checking me out. Since I had already had my fun, I simply turned around and headed back to the terminal.
Lastly, I want to be clear; there are a lot of women out on the streets of Roatan working these days, because according to my personal guide 'William' things are bad on the island since 2008, and have gotten worse since I last saw him three years ago. These women have mouths to feed at home, and hope to land a gringo-diver who plans to be in-town for a week, and all too-willing to part with some of his green in order to have something waiting for him when he gets off the dive-boat every day. In return for being his little doll, she gets wined and dined at night, and sent home to take care of the kids with more than just a Jackson every morning. So you see, everything seems to have a way of working out.
I was in West End the week before Easter (santa semana) and the town rocked. It is the biggest tourist week of the year for them and the bars were packed. It was pretty easy to pick out pros in the crowd. At one point I had a pimp approach me at the bar and offer me the choice of any of the 5 girls with him. I wound up befriending a really hot local latina who unfortunately had morals so not much play. I had a really good time going out to the bars with her every night and all it cost me was drinks so no real regrets.
DirkTheDiggler
06-11-14, 06:17
Is there any chance in Western Honduras for mongering? Like in Gracias, Santa Rosa de Copan or Copan Ruinas?
I am here for while but here seems only "Auto Hotel" action.
Was wondering if there were any ladies that do massages on the beach that might include extras? Will be there in a few weeks.
Faster Harder
08-09-14, 17:31
I will be staying at the Hotel Christopher Columbus next week for business. Anybody familiar with good pussy in the area?
HoleStretcher
08-10-15, 22:35
I've been toying with the idea of having some much deserved fun while not diving in Roatan. This website has the most recent entry that I've been able to find anywhere online regarding Roatan.
So here is the situation. I'm going to be within a short taxi ride to West End. Staying at a resort that has a restaurant / bar associated with it on premises close to Anthony's Cay / Sandy BAY. Honestly, I don't care to venture out much to search because from what I hear it can get a bit "hairy" on top of being bushy especially at night. HaHa, and why take the risk if everything I need is there at the resort-right? Except clean-willing clam / s of course. Coxen Hole seems much to risky so from where I'd be West End and possibly West Bay would be the ONLY two places I might venture to if worth the risk. I'd be arriving on a Friday morning and staying until Monday. I know it can be dicey asking taxi drivers and other unknowns for guidance. So where to start? There's been a lot of good advice from what I can see on here. Is there anyway other way other than asking after I make it down there or betting on pure luck of finding a lady ahead of time? I can't find any escort sites that have Roatan ladies on them.
Aside from an escort on a couple of occasions stateside, I'm new to this. But have a lot of street smarts. Not the first time out of the country for me. From what I've read here and elsewhere there seem to be some bars on the West End that have ladies but does that go for every bar in that area? I know the resort I'll be at has armed guards. Does that mean that most likely lady's would not venture to them or be allowed into those establishments? I assume they've been added because of the past recent violence against tourists. So, if I found a lady I liked would anything be said about me returning with her? Any information you could provide, even if you've not been there recently would help. Or perhaps you know of a great gal there that would like a nice guy to hang around a night or so. Maybe more.
I would certainly give an update upon my return.
Exoticspirit
09-19-15, 18:03
I've been toying with the idea of having some much deserved fun while not diving in Roatan. This website has the most recent entry that I've been able to find anywhere online regarding Roatan.
So here is the situation. I'm going to be within a short taxi ride to West End. Staying at a resort that has a restaurant / bar associated with it on premises close to Anthony's Cay / Sandy BAY. Honestly, I don't care to venture out much to search because from what I hear it can get a bit "hairy" on top of being bushy especially at night. HaHa, and why take the risk if everything I need is there at the resort-right? Except clean-willing clam / s of course. Coxen Hole seems much to risky so from where I'd be West End and possibly West Bay would be the ONLY two places I might venture to if worth the risk. I'd be arriving on a Friday morning and staying until Monday. I know it can be dicey asking taxi drivers and other unknowns for guidance. So where to start? There's been a lot of good advice from what I can see on here. Is there anyway other way other than asking after I make it down there or betting on pure luck of finding a lady ahead of time? I can't find any escort sites that have Roatan ladies on them.
Aside from an escort on a couple of occasions stateside, I'm new to this. But have a lot of street smarts. Not the first time out of the country for me. From what I've read here and elsewhere there seem to be some bars on the West End that have ladies but does that go for every bar in that area? I know the resort I'll be at has armed guards. Does that mean that most likely lady's would not venture to them or be allowed into those establishments? I assume they've been added because of the past recent violence against tourists. So, if I found a lady I liked would anything be said about me returning with her? Any information you could provide, even if you've not been there recently would help. Or perhaps you know of a great gal there that would like a nice guy to hang around a night or so. Maybe more.
I would certainly give an update upon my return.Looking forward to your report as I'm planning a dive trip there and Utila too for spring 2016.
Exoticspirit
11-27-15, 15:43
I have my flights booked for Bay Islands in April 2016 and will be visiting both Roatan and Utila. Any recent reports of visits there? I might also be taking a tour to Copan and wondering if there's any action there at all in the town too.
Sorry to be too late to help you with this report Aguinnes, but for anyone else planning a visit to Roatan, previous reports about "The Pink Frog" house of ill-repute are still viable. Several months ago while in-town the morning of our ship's port-call, I followed the advice provided in this thread from a couple of years ago. Just as stated, when you exit the gates of the port-terminal, turn right. Continue walking on the same side of the road the terminal is on. Less than a mile down the road you will see a "blade-sign" that says "frog". It sticks out from the facade of the building. (Washed-out key-lime yellow colored building) The building is a shack which houses a circular wooden bar on the street-level. Behind the building (below-street-level) is where the girls congregate, waiting for benefactors to arrive. On my morning recon-walk, I spotted the sign and knew I found my piece of paradise. On the far-side of the building is a driveway which leads to the back of the property and the girls which hang out on a couple of picnic tables so as to not be easily-spotted from the street. That's where I found her. My sweet little Jessica. doll, she gets wined and dined at night, and sent home to take care of the kids with more than just a Jackson every morning. So you see, everything seems to have a way of working out.The referred to establishment has a new sign. A yellow sign on the roof "Happy Frog" Normal plastic sign. The directions are from the NCL dock not the new port. Everything was accurate including Jessica. The "hotel" was the worst dive I have been in making back alley Juarez look like the Holiday Inn. Next time I will bring my own on the cruise. Beers were $2 and there was a guy who handled the procurement. I gave hive a 5.
There are several bars in Copan but they do get gringos there. Mostly backpackers and archeological guys. You need to speak Spanish since 90% don't speak English. Some do though. If you have game and speak Spanish you can score from a non pro very easily. I didn't see any pro action or casas. Been there several times I have a GF there.
Is there any chance in Western Honduras for mongering? Like in Gracias, Santa Rosa de Copan or Copan Ruinas?
I am here for while but here seems only "Auto Hotel" action.
I was traveling around Roatan due to our hobby this day.
Came to 'Coxihole' this is how they pronounce the name of the town. At the very first moment I could not find 'The happy frog', picked up a taxi. Long story in short words, the driver milked me a bit but he brought me to five of six places around French Harbor. There are lots of them, but the quality of girls is 5-6. Those are bars on the street with 1-5 chicas, entertaining local guys. If I would not have sex every day I would go for it. But I decided to go to Happy frog.
When came back to 'Coxihole' I found the Frog closed. The guys around there told that the bar is going to be opened next week.
The Happy Frog is very easy to find. It is in the downtown the coordinates should be around 16.315959, -86.541383 or 16°18'57.5"and+86°32'29.0"W.
If you want to reach it from West End. Just look around, there are minibuses. You should pick No. 2 and go to the end. Then walk straight as much as possible and turn right. Walking distance - 500 m.
If you decide to try out French Harbor pick a taxi driver and ask him to bring you to 'chicas'. Many other taxi drivers offered me to bring a girl to my hotel for $100, but it is too much I think.
I found this guide the best and the most independent: http://roatanisland.net/.
P.S. Currently the rate of Lempira is 23 L $/ USD. But here 1 $=20 L $. So if you pay in dollars you will pay in fact 230 L, but in Lempiras 200 only. It is worth to use local currency.
JohnnyOceans2
09-04-17, 15:16
Just got back from a cruise and one of the stops was in Roatan. Checked out Tabyana beach and it was okay. It was a cloudy day and it was drizzling a little. They were giving massages in the back where you get changed and they were mostly older black women. I talked to them a little and they said they have more massages with younger girls down the road a little bit. I was skeptical and thought I was being set up but one of the women walked me about a half mile down the road. It was completely isolated right on the beach and had a little tent and some massage tables right on the beach. These girls were hot and when I walked up there was an older white gentleman completely naked laying on his back getting rubbed down but a very attractive black girl with a bikini bottom no top and completely oiled up. The girl I got had a bikini on and walked me on the table. I was about 4 tables from this other guy and we could see each other. She had me lay on my stomach with my bathing suit still on. She began a very oily massage. A few minutes into it she pulled my suit off and I was completely naked. She tells me flip after a couple minutes. She removed her top and oiled herself up. She rubbed her humongous tits all over my body including my unit. I was going to explode and she started HJ with both hands. I don't even think I lasted 5 minutes before I shot everywhere. She continued for a couple minutes before she took me by the hand and we both walked naked down the beach into the water where that older guy and his girl already were. We both went in the water were she continued to grind on me and she let me fondle her tits. We went back she gave me a towel to dry off. I didn't even ask how much I just gave her 40 USD and she was happy with it.
El Mechanico
04-11-18, 14:57
It looks like nobody travels to Roatan. If anyone is down there or will be down there, let me know.
El Mechanico.
Them -finally someone making a trip to Honduras! Please do and report back. This is the only country in Central America that I haven't been to. Reading or lack there of on the forum makes the place like a wasteland. Based on my past research, I just looked at my map and I have a marker on 'French Harbor Road'. The only reason at some point I put a marker must be due to chica action on or around that area. So check it out.
I have another marker for this place with no description 16°18'57.5"and 86°32'29.0"W.
If you make it to Utila, I read that there you may find drunk (or sober) Dutch girls and I have a marker on 'Bar in the Bush' which is likely a freebie pick up bar. Google has it or what seems to be in the middle of nowhere in Utila so if you go there, maybe worth finding the right location and letting Google know.
Good luck and please report back your findings.
It looks like nobody travels to Roatan. If anyone is down there or will be down there, let me know.
El Mechanico.
El Mechanico
04-17-18, 16:17
Them -finally someone making a trip to Honduras! Please do and report back. This is the only country in Central America that I haven't been to. Reading or lack there of on the forum makes the place like a wasteland. Based on my past research, I just looked at my map and I have a marker on 'French Harbor Road'. The only reason at some point I put a marker must be due to chica action on or around that area. So check it out.
I have another marker for this place with no description 1618'57.5"and 8632'29.0"W.
If you make it to Utila, I read that there you may find drunk (or sober) Dutch girls and I have a marker on 'Bar in the Bush' which is likely a freebie pick up bar. Google has it or what seems to be in the middle of nowhere in Utila so if you go there, maybe worth finding the right location and letting Google know.
Good luck and please report back your findings.Will do, I always do report. I had not planned on going to Utila but might do a day trip if I find some company. I've had pretty good luck on Seeking Arrangments & found 3 chicas who are up for the P $P thing. So if I'm compatable with one of them, the day trip to Utila is a possibility. Like I said, TR coming in the first week of May!!
El Mechanico.
Not sure how when I wrote 'them' your screen name the forum spellchecker apparently changed it to 'them' !
Anyhow, your trip report will be a deciding factor in my decision to travel to Honduras this year or not.
Have a fun and safe trip! Que LE vaya bien.
Will do, I always do report. I had not planned on going to Utila but might do a day trip if I find some company. I've had pretty good luck on Seeking Arrangments & found 3 chicas who are up for the P $P thing. So if I'm compatable with one of them, the day trip to Utila is a possibility. Like I said, TR coming in the first week of May!!
El Mechanico.
I have been told San Pedro Sula is the place to go for action, more so than the capital. Can anyone confirm this for me?
Mr Enternational
04-18-18, 05:28
I have been told San Pedro Sula is the place to go for action, more so than the capital. Can anyone confirm this for me?No it is not. I went this time last year. People don't even go out on the weekend because it is so dangerous. My brother keeps going to a place called Comaygua. He said it is about an hour and a half from Tegucigalpa.
SouthEaster
04-18-18, 08:07
I don't know about now but a few years ago SPS was the murder capital of the world. Good luck.
SE.
I have been told San Pedro Sula is the place to go for action, more so than the capital. Can anyone confirm this for me?Yes, IMHO it is the best place to monger in Honduras. I have been to all the major cities ie: Roatan, La Ceiba, Tegus, .
However, saying it is the best place in Honduras to monger isn't saying a whole lot. I had a lot of fun the few times I went but, It still pales in comparison to El Sal, Panama, CR, etc.
Yes, IMHO it is the best place to monger in Honduras. Can you please tell us why and what options are available? Any experience in the capital?
I think El Salv is great for mongering but those are some very long evenings down there with nothing to do besides a bar.
No it is not. I went this time last year. People don't even go out on the weekend because it is so dangerous. My brother keeps going to a place called Comaygua. He said it is about an hour and a half from Tegucigalpa.I had quite a different experience but, maybe we were in different areas. As is the case in any major city in the world there are bad areas and good. We stay at the Intercontinental in Colonia Eugenia which is basically the city center. It is near the new mall, the Hilton Princess, Palace Hotel, Casino, brand new Hospital, Chili's, Tony Romas, etc. Nearby is all the top clubs and bars. The Strip clubs, Brothels and casas were all nearby and all somewhat upscale. If you stick to this general area I think you will feel a great sense of safety. I can not speak for the rest of the city but, I am sure there are gang infested areas you want to avoid. The area I was in was very modern with plenty of police presence and people walking, shopping and mingling about. I actually come away from the trips feeling as though I isolated myself to one area little too much.
With this being said, I do not think I would go out of my way to return again. As I said in another post I had fun times but, no real bargain and it does take some work to find a diamond in rough. I would compare it to mongering in Managua. Somewhat similar. Unless one wants to cross it off there bucket list I would choose another destination outside Honduras.
Can you please tell us why and what options are available? Any experience in the capital?
I think El Salv is great for mongering but those are some very long evenings down there with nothing to do besides a bar.I have posted a couple times in the Tegucigalpa section about my experiences there if you care to go over and read my reports. There are not many postings so you probably only have to scroll back a page or two to find them. I am not sure what you are into but, in San Pedro Sula, I went to a Casa and a few Strip clubs. The pink pussycat is the best. It was expensive by Honduras standards but, still within reason and some high quality talent. The casas were hit or miss on different nights. The thing that draws me back to San Pedro is I love to go white water rafting and the best white water rafting I have ever done is close to La Ceiba. So I usually spend a few days in San Pedro and a couple near the mountain rafting. If the rafting was not there I probably never would have gone to San Pedro. There is really nothing unique about the city and the mongering is average or a little below for a major city in Central America. However, with that being said It is the best mongering with the best looking girls out of any city in Honduras but, again nothing I would advise going out of the way for.
By the way the long nights of mongering at the bars like Lips, Kairos, Emporium, Fuego, Blue etc in San Salvador is exactly what I love about the place. So much to do any so many options for a night owl like me.
I have posted a couple times in the Tegucigalpa section about my experiences there if you care to go over and read my reports. There are not many postings so you probably only have to scroll back a page or two to find them. I am not sure what you are into but, in San Pedro Sula, I went to a Casa and a few Strip clubs. The pink pussycat is the best. It was expensive by Honduras standards but, still within reason and some high quality talent. The casas were hit or miss on different nights. The thing that draws me back to San Pedro is I love to go white water rafting and the best white water rafting I have ever done is close to La Ceiba. So I usually spend a few days in San Pedro and a couple near the mountain rafting. If the rafting was not there I probably never would have gone to San Pedro. There is really nothing unique about the city and the mongering is average or a little below for a major city in Central America. However, with that being said It is the best mongering with the best looking girls out of any city in Honduras but, again nothing I would advise going out of the way for.
By the way the long nights of mongering at the bars like Lips, Kairos, Emporium, Fuego, Blue etc in San Salvador is exactly what I love about the place. So much to do any so many options for a night owl like me.Great Response. Thanks for taking the time to write it out.
Maybe I can come up with another reason to visit Honduras to make it worth the trip. Rafting was a great idea.
Mr Enternational
04-19-18, 16:15
I had quite a different experience but, maybe we were in different areas. As is the case in any major city in the world there are bad areas and good. We stay at the Intercontinental in Colonia Eugenia which is basically the city center. It is near the new mall, the Hilton Princess, Palace Hotel, Casino, brand new Hospital, Chili's, Tony Romas, etc. Nearby is all the top clubs and bars. The Strip clubs, Brothels and casas were all nearby and all somewhat upscale. If you stick to this general area I think you will feel a great sense of safety.I went down there to meet a chick. She met me at the airport and we drove to Tela and found a resort to stay at there. We came back to SP and I had to stay there one night. We stayed at the Intercontinental as well. I asked her what she usually does on the weekends and she said everybody stays in the house because it is too dangerous to be out. (My brother also said it is dangerous there. When I was in the Navy in the early 90s, I worked with a Marine that was stationed at the Embassy there and he had to kill some people that were climbing over the wall. He never would talk about it though.) It was Saturday afternoon when we got back to the city and there were a few people out and light traffic, but at like 5 pm the streets emptied.
A while later after I got back she told me that she was pregnant. I told her that was great news. She asked when I was coming back. I told her soon. She got angry and said I didn't care about her and stopped talking to me. Like I give a fuck. I had a vasectomy anyway, so if she was pregnant it definitely was not mine!
El Mechanico
05-07-18, 14:29
Honduras 4/26- 5/1/2018.
Transportation: United flight was very easy from Houston albeit quite a bit expensive. It was almost $700 for a three hour flight. However, I did not have to deal with La Ceiba and another plane or worse, a boat from La Ceiba to Roatan. That would've added at least two or three hours to my trip each way and cost another $150-$200. Not worth the extra time or the cost to fly cheaper to the mainland and then get a commuter flight or a boat / ferry. Also when I was leaving I was watching the departure board and half of the flights to the mainland were canceled. I am assuming they were canceled because they did not have enough people to justify the flight. So that's another reason not to fool with the commuter flight from the mainland to Roatan and back. If you go, do not take a taxi right outside the airport. Walk 100 yards across the street to the Thrifty Rent-A-Car center. Wait for a cab and get a $5 ride down to West End or West Bay. The cabs at the airport want $25. The cabs on the street want $5 USD. There is no need for a taxi if you're staying in West End or West Bay, everything is within a 5-8 min walk. If you want to go to West Bay from West End or vice versa, they have a water taxi for $3 USD or 69 Lemps. They will wait until you there are at least three people on the boat to make the trip. If you have to, you can just pay them $9 and they will take you by yourself. It is about an 8 to 10 minute boat ride.
Lodging: I booked a room through booking.com at the Sea Breeze Inn which is right in the heart of West End. Kevin and Sandra are awesome, very nice people, maid service was excellent, air-conditioner was perfect, room is safe and secure however no in-room safe was furnished. My room came with a microwave, coffee pot, toaster and a hot plate which I did not use, and a mini fridge, which I did use. Wi-fi available but a bit sketchy & slow most of the time.
Fishing: If you want to come here for fishing you will be disappointed. Friday we landed six blackfin tuna and pulled up 2 yellow eye snapper, on Saturday we only managed to land one snapper and one barracuda. That's about as good as it got from what I heard from anybody else that went fishing. All of the tuna and the yellow eye snapper would have been illegal here in the states, because they were too small. I had the restaurant, the Cannibal Café, which is in front of the Sea Breeze, deep fry the two yellow eye snapper on Friday for lunch. OMG, some of the best fish I've ever eaten in my life probably because it was swimming 4 hrs earlier. Basically all we did was drag baits up and down the reef for four hours. Extremely overpriced and not productive.
FOOD: I mostly ate a local food called Balleados, which is basically a big tortilla shell with a base of beans and then chicken, avocado whatever else you wanted on it. Very very good, made fresh everywhere I ate them. Also had the fried yellow eyed snaper three days in a row for lunch. Had the chicken wings at the Booty Bar which were pretty good. One local dish I saw in Punta Gorda on my day trip Sunday, was called Machuca. It is a coconut-based broth with seafood, 1/2 crab and vegetables in it. It looked very good however I did not sample it but wish I would have. From the looks of it and the description one of the owners of the restaurant was telling me, it reminded me of a dish in Brazil call Muceca, which had the same coconut-based broth and lots of seafood and vegetables in it. Oh well put that on the list for next time, if there ever is a next time.
Chicas: sitting at the restaurant in front of the hotel Thursday night pretty tanked up due to travel lag and several drinks and several shots of Kahlúa, a Fat girl walks by starts talking to me offering a massage, BJ, total sex etc. Etc. So I take her up on it for $80 US, go back to my room I was so tanked up I couldn't perform. Later that night when I was walking back to the hotel on the main street "the boulevard", I see this skinny little creole looking girl and start talking to her and she tells me to come by the store that she works at the next day. So I go by the next day after fishing and she wasn't there but other girl told me that she would be there at 2 PM. I went to the hotel shower and had a nap then had the two snapper deep fried by the restaurant and brought them down to the little tourist store where the skinny creole girl was working and had lunch with her and one of her coworkers at a bench outside the store. She offered her number and told me to give her a call for later on. I did and we hooked up and it was on! Nice tight little body, awesome shower, massage and total sex. She didn't even ask for money, she did ask for a little help with the taxi so I gave her about $42 USD (L500). We hooked up again the next night and it was just as awesome. Gave her about $80 USD that night even though she didn't ask for it. The place to be at Sunset is at a bar called the Booty Bar, they have a main bar with a dance floor and across the street on the beach side of the Boulevard they have a little coconut hut looking place where you can sit and have drinks. The girls walk up and down the the street and you can talk to them offer them a drink or just go talk to them and bring them home and negotiate whatever. 90% of these girls weigh more than you and I put together. However Sunday afternoon I saw a little skinny thing that weighed about 90 pounds, very good looking so I negotiated a $50 shower, massage and sex session with her. It was freaking awesome. Great attitude, very good looking no boobs whatsoever but a beautiful ass. That was a $50 session, hooked up with her again on Monday afternoon for another awesome session. I think I gave her about $60 US this time. She came back over Tuesday morning early like 6:30 AM for another great session before my flight out. Her birthday was two days later so I gave her I think $100. I know, I know, I overpaid!. But she did show up at 6:30 AM the session was great and it was her birthday coming up on 5/3.
Money exchange: I used US dollars to pay for the fishing charters and everything else was paid for in Lempiras which I got 23 Honduran Lempiras to $1 USD at the ATMs.
Take home message for you guys is, if you go there for snorkeling and scuba diving you will have an awesome time. Don't waste your time to go there for fishing or mongering! It is just not worth it. I don't scuba dive or snorkel but there are a gazillion dive shops that have daily tours, some of them two or three trips a day. Almost everybody else was over there to go diving or snorkeling.
El Mechanico.
Honduras 4/26- 5/1/2018.
Transportation: United flight was very easy from Houston albeit quite a bit expensive. It was almost $700 for a three hour flight. However, I did not have to deal with La Ceiba and another plane or worse, a boat from La Ceiba to Roatan. That would've added at least two or three hours to my trip each way and cost another $150-$200. Not worth the extra time or the cost to fly cheaper to the mainland and then get a commuter flight or a boat / ferry. Also when I was leaving I was watching the departure board and half of the flights to the mainland were canceled. I am assuming they were canceled because they did not have enough people to justify the flight. So that's another reason not to fool with the commuter flight from the mainland to Roatan and back. If you go, do not take a taxi right outside the airport. Walk 100 yards across the street to the Thrifty Rent-A-Car center. Wait for a cab and get a $5 ride down to West End or West Bay. The cabs at the airport want $25. The cabs on the street want $5 USD. There is no need for a taxi if you're staying in West End or West Bay, everything is within a 5-8 min walk. If you want to go to West Bay from West End or vice versa, they have a water taxi for $3 USD or 69 Lemps. They will wait until you there are at least three people on the boat to make the trip. If you have to, you can just pay them $9 and they will take you by yourself. It is about an 8 to 10 minute boat ride.
Lodging: I booked a room through booking.com at the Sea Breeze Inn which is right in the heart of West End. Kevin and Sandra are awesome, very nice people, maid service was excellent, air-conditioner was perfect, room is safe and secure however no in-room safe was furnished. My room came with a microwave, coffee pot, toaster and a hot plate which I did not use, and a mini fridge, which I did use. Wi-fi available but a bit sketchy & slow most of the time.
Fishing: If you want to come here for fishing you will be disappointed. Friday we landed six blackfin tuna and pulled up 2 yellow eye snapper, on Saturday we only managed to land one snapper and one barracuda. That's about as good as it got from what I heard from anybody else that went fishing. All of the tuna and the yellow eye snapper would have been illegal here in the states, because they were too small. I had the restaurant, the Cannibal Caf, which is in front of the Sea Breeze, deep fry the two yellow eye snapper on Friday for lunch. OMG, some of the best fish I've ever eaten in my life probably because it was swimming 4 hrs earlier. Basically all we did was drag baits up and down the reef for four hours. Extremely overpriced and not productive.
FOOD: I mostly ate a local food called Balleados, which is basically a big tortilla shell with a base of beans and then chicken, avocado whatever else you wanted on it. Very very good, made fresh everywhere I ate them. Also had the fried yellow eyed snaper three days in a row for lunch. Had the chicken wings at the Booty Bar which were pretty good. One local dish I saw in Punta Gorda on my day trip Sunday, was called Machuca. It is a coconut-based broth with seafood, 1/2 crab and vegetables in it. It looked very good however I did not sample it but wish I would have. From the looks of it and the description one of the owners of the restaurant was telling me, it reminded me of a dish in Brazil call Muceca, which had the same coconut-based broth and lots of seafood and vegetables in it. Oh well put that on the list for next time, if there ever is a next time.
Chicas: sitting at the restaurant in front of the hotel Thursday night pretty tanked up due to travel lag and several drinks and several shots of Kahla, a Fat girl walks by starts talking to me offering a massage, BJ, total sex etc. Etc. So I take her up on it for $80 US, go back to my room I was so tanked up I couldn't perform. Later that night when I was walking back to the hotel on the main street "the boulevard", I see this skinny little creole looking girl and start talking to her and she tells me to come by the store that she works at the next day. So I go by the next day after fishing and she wasn't there but other girl told me that she would be there at 2 PM. I went to the hotel shower and had a nap then had the two snapper deep fried by the restaurant and brought them down to the little tourist store where the skinny creole girl was working and had lunch with her and one of her coworkers at a bench outside the store. She offered her number and told me to give her a call for later on. I did and we hooked up and it was on! Nice tight little body, awesome shower, massage and total sex. She didn't even ask for money, she did ask for a little help with the taxi so I gave her about $42 USD (L500). We hooked up again the next night and it was just as awesome. Gave her about $80 USD that night even though she didn't ask for it. The place to be at Sunset is at a bar called the Booty Bar, they have a main bar with a dance floor and across the street on the beach side of the Boulevard they have a little coconut hut looking place where you can sit and have drinks. The girls walk up and down the the street and you can talk to them offer them a drink or just go talk to them and bring them home and negotiate whatever. 90% of these girls weigh more than you and I put together. However Sunday afternoon I saw a little skinny thing that weighed about 90 pounds, very good looking so I negotiated a $50 shower, massage and sex session with her. It was freaking awesome. Great attitude, very good looking no boobs whatsoever but a beautiful ass. That was a $50 session, hooked up with her again on Monday afternoon for another awesome session. I think I gave her about $60 US this time. She came back over Tuesday morning early like 6:30 AM for another great session before my flight out. Her birthday was two days later so I gave her I think $100. I know, I know, I overpaid!. But she did show up at 6:30 AM the session was great and it was her birthday coming up on 5/3.
Money exchange: I used US dollars to pay for the fishing charters and everything else was paid for in Lempiras which I got 23 Honduran Lempiras to $1 USD at the ATMs.
Take home message for you guys is, if you go there for snorkeling and scuba diving you will have an awesome time. Don't waste your time to go there for fishing or mongering! It is just not worth it. I don't scuba dive or snorkel but there are a gazillion dive shops that have daily tours, some of them two or three trips a day. Almost everybody else was over there to go diving or snorkeling.
El Mechanico.Good report.
My feelings about Roatan are the same. In fact the whole Island seems like its trying to be too cool. It's not quite a Cancun, Punta Cana or Cabo San Lucas with mega resorts and openly touristy. However, its also not a hidden gem. It is kind of in the middle. Its a fringe tourist destination while trying too hard to be low key and off the beaten path. As far as the fishing I think you need to go a little further off shore and go during the season. They have a marlin, mahi, yellow fin tuna season. You might have been there in the off season so they took you to the reef to make sure you caught something. Sounds like you still met some chicas and made the most out of the available options.
Well done El Mechanico! How was the 'safety' situation on night strolls? It seems on the map that Sea Breeze is about 25 minutes by Taxi from Roatan airport-does that seem right?
If you still have the whatsapp contacts for the flaquita chica (s), please inbox me if you don't mind sharing.
Thanks for the report to bring some life to an otherwise dead Honduras forum!
Frankfurt.
Good report.
My feelings about Roatan are the same. In fact the whole Island seems like its trying to be too cool. It's not quite a Cancun, Punta Cana or Cabo San Lucas with mega resorts and openly touristy. However, its also not a hidden gem. It is kind of in the middle. Its a fringe tourist destination while trying too hard to be low key and off the beaten path. As far as the fishing I think you need to go a little further off shore and go during the season. They have a marlin, mahi, yellow fin tuna season. You might have been there in the off season so they took you to the reef to make sure you caught something. Sounds like you still met some chicas and made the most out of the available options.
El Mechanico
05-08-18, 15:55
Well done El Mechanico! How was the 'safety' situation on night strolls? It seems on the map that Sea Breeze is about 25 minutes by Taxi from Roatan airport-does that seem right?
If you still have the whatsapp contacts for the flaquita chica (s), please inbox me if you don't mind sharing.
Thanks for the report to bring some life to an otherwise dead Honduras forum!
Frankfurt.25 min is about right from the airport to the Sea Breeze. Just stand firm on the $5 ride. While there I took a cab back into town to visit a chica I met on SA & the cabbie charged me 230 Lempiras or $10 USD. I told the girl this & she told me I was ripped off. When it was time for me to go back she negotiated the fare with another cabbie & I was only charged 100 Lemps or just over $4 USD. So for the 4 trips back and forth to the airport / town, I was charged $5 USD, 230 Lemps, 100 Lemps & another $5 USD. When leaving to catch my return flight, one cab stopped & I asked him how much to the airport & he said $10 USD. I countered with $5 USD & he said no so I gently closed his door, walked to the car behind him which was another taxi & offered $5 USD & he accepted. So there will always be someone in line to take the $5 if someone tries to give you the gringo price. I'll message my little flakas to see if its ok to give you their # & pm you if its ok & I don't see why it wouldn't be!
El Mechanico.
El Mechanico
05-08-18, 16:10
Well done El Mechanico! How was the 'safety' situation on night strolls? Never once felt threatened or in danger nor did I see any kind of trouble anywhere walking around. I left my phone on a counter top in the pharmacy next to the SeaBreeze & returned 3 min later & of course it was gone. The cajera blamed it on the gringa that walked in behind me so it was either one of those 2. Oh well, I needed an upgrade anyway. My fault but it still doesn't give then the right to be dishonest. I talked to one guy who said some chica was helping him withdraw $ from an ATM & tried to grab the cash and run away to an awaiting car, but only got 1000 L ($42 USD) of the 2500 L he withdrew. What he was doing letting a chica help him at the ATM, I have no Idea!
El Mechanico.
Thanks El Mechanico for the follow up responses. Roatan is on my to do list for this year when I make it out to USA next and hop from there for long weekend or so. I survived El Salvador so I think I can manage Roatan with usual common sense I. E. Not taking a stranger chica to ATM to withdraw cash or leaving my expensive mobile phone unattended.
And yes thanks for sharing the contacts -you rock.
Never once felt threatened or in danger nor did I see any kind of trouble anywhere walking around. I left my phone on a counter top in the pharmacy next to the SeaBreeze & returned 3 min later & of course it was gone. The cajera blamed it on the gringa that walked in behind me so it was either one of those 2. Oh well, I needed an upgrade anyway. My fault but it still doesn't give then the right to be dishonest. I talked to one guy who said some chica was helping him withdraw $ from an ATM & tried to grab the cash and run away to an awaiting car, but only got 1000 L ($42 USD) of the 2500 L he withdrew. What he was doing letting a chica help him at the ATM, I have no Idea!
El Mechanico.
After having the unforeseen good luck in Tegu, I thought it'd be difficult to match that in Roatan but many thanks to El Mechanico (them) for providing me tips and contacts that assured I'd have a good time in Roatan.
Let's pick this up from my departure from Tegu where on way to the airport with my trusted driver, we had just dropped off the flaquita to the mall near the airport after a memorable TLN. I had a last favor to ask my driver! I gave him the number of the girl in Roatan that them had provided me and I asked the driver to call her in couple hours to let her know where to meet me at what time that afternoon. That my friends, started a triangular communication loop between the driver in Tegu, girl in Roatan with no Whatsapp and limited English skills and myself.
Arrival:
Arrived in RTB from Tegu via a short stop in SPS on a nice Avianca turbo prop plane. I had to reluctantly check in my carry-on bag (my only bag) as it exceeded the weight limit of 12-13 Kilograms. Few years ago, after a near death experience in a torrential thunderstorm while flying in Cambodia in dark of the night on a similar French ATR plane, I am still to day skeptical of the propeller planes! I must say, flying in broad day light and sitting on seat next to the propeller, this time the experience was much more pleasant However note that the month after my scary experience in Cambodia, a similar French ATR crashed in Laos killing all on board (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lao_Airlines_Flight_301).
Landed in RTB on a partly cloudy but hot day, turned on the phone and lo and behold, messages piled up from my driver in Tegu that girl in Roatan has agreed to meet me at 1 PM at the hotel restaurant I had suggested. Things have already started to look up!
Taxi, hotel:
Followed them's report and instead of $20 airport cab (same rate offered by hotel), crossed the street after exiting the airport to Thrifty rent-a-car and hopped in a collectivo that stopped by. There was already one guy in front seat, turned out to be an American who moved to Roatan a decade ago and works as a chef. We dropped him off first at his Sandy Bay house on the beach -he gave me his contact in case I needed any help! I will be checking with him as I do have some questions about restaurant business on the island. On way to West End picked up a hippie who I guessed was from Oregon or California but turned out to be a backpacker from London, go figure! Mea culpa stereotyping.
On arriving at my hotel in West End the driver tried to unsuccessfully rip me off with quoting $10 USD -handed him $5, said adios and off I went.
As for hotel mentioned in them's last report, I had also tried to book in Sea Breeze but it was booked out solid for the week for Jul 4. The hot blonde married lady that owns the hotel is a MILF by definition! Sadly even after making couple trips to Sea Breeze just to check her out in person, I never could get hold of her.
Anyhow, I ended up staying at Posada and loved it. Hotel is right across the beach towards the end of the main drag. There is a grocery store right next door. Everything is within walking distance, never had a need for car or taxi. I also liked the hotel setup as there is no front desk or walk of shame haha. However, breakfast was not included in the hotel rate and there was no tele in the room (you know the Copa Mundo fever and all) but the Argentinian Grill downstairs had the tele where I was able to watch some games. Also note that the WiFi was very poor so don't rely on it if you have to do some serious business work from hotel.
Note that you can save a lot (up to 19%) if paying the hotel by cash (HNL or USD) as there is a huge credit card surcharge.
Food & Restaurants:
I found the western style bars and restaurants to be overly priced even by European standards. The 'gringo brekkie' on the Argentinian Grill menu will run you over 245 Lempira not including coffee. So average breakfast at hotel restaurant was around $15-$17.
For breakfast I highly recommend 'Crazy Bean' or something like that -excellent coffee and half the price of hotel restaurant (Argentinian Grill). And they had tele to watch the world cup morning game. The thin morena waitress / barista is cool, speaks perfect English and I had a feeling she was open to 'further dialogue' haha but I didn't indulge besides harmless flirtation.
For dinner, wanted to try Thai restaurant but skipped due to high prices. The best food on the strip is from the food stalls and small locally owned food joints. 'Anthony's Chicken' had really good chicken and fried fish at very reasonable prices. I had dinner there twice. There was another food stall closer to the round-about close 'Coco Loco' store and the two muchachos working there also had great tasting grilled chicken to serve.
One night on chica's request, dined at 'Splash Inn' -that turned out to be a poor choice. I ordered a burger on July 4 that was served rather cold with no onions and french fries that must have been left over from the lunch and reheated -not to mention overly priced. I won't recommend this establishment as the food sucked.
For Baleadas, there was a small joint one house over from my hotel named 'Yahongreh?' haha loved their name and enjoyed their chicken and beef Baleadas served by a mom and her daughter helping out in the tiny kitchen. They also serve breakfast that I didn't try.
As for bars, passed by Sun Downers bar dozens of time but never went it. I mostly stocked up on alcohol from the grocery store next door. Had a few drinks with chica and her loser drunk friends (co-workers) at the Booty Bar but nothing to write home about.
Not much nightlife to speak of in the West End -could be that maybe July is low season? Most of the bars and restaurants were rather empty even at peak hours. The most foot traffic I saw was at the Sun Downer bar.
Chicas:
Day 1:
Within two hours of arrival at the hotel, I was talking to the chica that them had recommended. She showed up at the hotel restaurant where I was having lunch and watching the Colombia game. She is a flaquita in mid 20's with a nice smile, good attitude and lovely jet black thick hair (mixed heritage I gather). She was eager to get to the room and I missed out on the penalty shootout of Colombia vs England game! Haha but all for a good cause.
Before things went too far, I wanted to settle on the terms and condition of our meeting but she wouldn't say and just kept on being touchy feely affectionate -very GFE. I had a rough idea based on them's report on what to offer her at the end of our session but as the plot thickened the 'end' technically didn't really come. She wanted to stay with me the rest of the day (uninvited) haha. After a hot afternoon romp, freshened up and asked chica to go out to walk around. We walked up and down the strip, the back to where the Mangrove and Lands End resort are. Came back to the hotel to watch the sunset from the beach across the street and made some dinner plans. At this point I had a feeling that chica is either getting infatuated or worse. Kept telling me 'te amo, te amo' and my only response was a smile and blank stare hahaha. But she was persistent!
We had dinner at Anthony's, walked down the strip and made a stop at Booty Bar where she wanted to introduce me to two of her friends. I am very polite but the moment I saw her friends, the only word that I could think of was 'losers'. One of them was drunk gordita drinking like a fish, the other was flaquita that I would not have minded inviting over for a threesome if she didn't have a mental issue. We had few drinks, bought her friends some drinks as they unashamedly kept begging for it. Walked back to the hotel and at this point I am thinking that the chica would leave soon. Wrong! She wanted me to open the wine bottle, finished that, moved to bed, had another hot session. At this point I really wanted to go to sleep but she wouldn't signal the end of activities for the evening. Finally around 1 AM she says she has to go to her kids. I was like 'phew' -gave her $60 and called it a night.
Day 2:
The day began rather early, 5:30 AM as it was impossible to sleep with the cacophony of bird tweets! With no specific plans in mind, lazied around the hotel, made some work calls and headed to leisurely breakfast at nearby cafe that had excellent coffee, good service and good WiFi to boot. I was talking to an american girl sipping her Chai in bikini until her parents showed up and weren't too keen on what they saw hahaha. Lot of american families having breakfast that were apparently staying in attached hotel.
It was starting to rain, headed back to the hotel and waited out the thunderstorm until about lunch time. Back on the main drag looking for lunch options and hear someone calling my attention 'hey where you goiing' -looked behind and a morena was all smiley trying to chat me up. I said vamos a caminar why hablamos. I knew where this was heading, question was of pre or post lunch Ended up having Baleadas with the morena -quite a chatter bug that didn't understand the virtues of silence. Offered her $40 for massage and whatever follows and headed back to hotel. Morena was a bit on curvy side but was enthusiastic during the proceedings. She didn't have mobile phone so didn't exchange numbers. On subsequent days I did see her on the main drag. Actually one time she was eating at the same street shack where I and flaquita from the first night were eating. Awkward! To her credit she just nodded and nothing beyond that.
At 3 PM I started getting messages from my driver in Tegu that flaquita is calling him to ask him to ask me to call her. Ok yes sir, call flaquita -she answers 'hola amor what you doing, I go 4 PM' -I say 'a donde', she says 'hotel'. Ok come on over WTH.
This triangular sequence of events and their outcome will repeat for next two days.
Chica flaquita showed up at 4 PM island time (past 5 PM but I got nothing much going on so no big deal). We rolled around in bed working up the appetite for dinner. This is July 4th and firecrackers are going off. She tells me there will be fireworks at Inifinity Bay I had no idea what or where that is and passed on the offer but I did want to have an american classic for dinner She recommended Splash Inn but the food was ho hum at best. On the stroll back it started pouring again, waited out in a shed huddled and making out like teenagers haha, picked up couple bottles of wine and retreated to the hotel. Someone started blowing up her phone, turns out it is her loser friend from the first day and without asking my permission the flaquita invites her over. Short while later the loser friend obviously inebriated shows up with the other flaquita. I kept the crowd outside the room and told them to hang out on the deck. Not two minutes had passed by and the begging to buy them beer started. After three rounds of buying them drinks I had enough of their loud indistinguishable chatter and told my flaquita to have her friends take a walk. Then they started asking for $5 each for taxi -ok WTF here you go and off you go!
As a punishment for my chica that night I had her do BBBJCIMWS I thought that was a fare deal to have me put up with her gang of drunk friends. We fell asleep and around 4 AM she wakes me up to leave for home. I gave her $80 and said good byes.
Day 3:
5:30 AM rolls around, same story as the previous day, birds wouldn't shut up On top of that, woke up to an urgent email from my bank titled 'Fraud Alert' that someone tried to use my debit card online to make purchase in Italy! WTF? Scrambled to call the bank and turns out the charge was made but not authorized but nevertheless since the number was compromised, I had to cancel the card. Not a promising start to the day as I didn't have a lot of cash left for next 48 hours or so. I am sure my card was skimmed either at Tegu airport or the one on the main drag in West End at 'Unicredit' ATM. I went down to talk to hotel manager about the incident and she told me that that particular ATM is not recommended to use -duh too late to tell me that now!
For today decided to take a boat ride to West Bay. After breakfast hopped on to water taxi -$3 one way if two or more people, $10 for solo ride. Shared a short ride with an american couple to West Bay, lounged around, did some souvenir shopping and headed back to West End. A lot more people and hoopla at West Bay but nothing extraordinary worth staying more than couple hours.
Back in West End, walking back to the hotel see this tall morena with short short hair shouting 'masaje masaje'. As my sore muscles can always use a massage, I struck up a conversation with her as what was on my mind was more than a boring massage! She wants $20 for half hour massage, I said where, she points to some chairs on the beach. I said how about we go to my hotel instead There was no hesitation in her yes response and I knew the game was on. Walked back to the hotel, sat on the bed and she pulls out little bottle of her massage oil. I put my hands on her thigh and said actually what I really have in mind was to fuck you -I couldn't have put it more politely She gasped, put her hand on her heart and before she could say anything I was deep kissing her juicy DSL lips. Things heated up fast, ended up in shower together with some major foreplay. Loved sucking her pencil eraser dark nipples and playing with her wet pussy in shower.
Had a great session with the tall sensual morena and the great thing she wasn't clingy like the daily-flaquita! Exchanged phone numbers with promise of meeting again (and meant it). Paid her $45 which she happily accepted.
4 PM rolls around, same routine as before, phone calls back and forth, 6 PM flaquita shows up dressed in red top and tight jeans. Gives me an instant boner but I was starving so offered her to go out for dinner. This was my last night in town. We had dinner, followed by another bottle of wine back in the room. Flaquita started getting all emotional and crying over the fact that I was leaving the next day. Kept trying to convince me that she loves me blah blah and if I love her in return. I tried to explain to her that 'no'! But it was like trying to convince a 4 year old that there is no Santa Claus. She was almost bipolar bouncing from one end to the other end of emotional spectrum. I asked her to leave as the situation was getting rather concerning. She flipped and started asking about money that if don't love her then I have to pay her! Didn't I pay you the last two days! I had my last stash of cash saved up for her last day anyways, gave her 2200 Lempiras but now instead of leaving, she wants to fuck, WTF! I said that it best that she leaves and gently show her the door.
The night ends on somewhat of a down note but I was glad to have the emotional wreck out of my room.
Final Feliz:
My flight was in the afternoon and since the birds and I were up at 5:30 AM, I texted the morena from yesterday afternoon. I didn't expect a reply but it was worth a try. Lo and behold, got a response at 7 AM that she would arrive at 7:45 AM That didn't take a lot of work I suppose. I tell her to meet me at hotel at 8:30 or if she rolls in earlier to drop by at cafe for breakfast. Just as I am finishing breakfast, she texts she is at hotel. Wow, this girls operates on German time Much like the previous day, she was dripping wet between her legs and eager to get out of her clothes. Had a great last session in Roatan with fucking her perito and the sight of it in bathroom mirror was awesome! Gave her $50 and said our good byes.
Headed to the airport, taxi wanted $20, $15 and I only literally had the last $5 bill in cash on me At this point I was drained out of both leche and dinero haha. Stood at the round about until one taxi guy was eager to accept $5. I had over 3 hours to my flight and it didn't matter that he took a different newer road towards Coxen Hole, picked up, dropped passengers along the way including two Delta workers also heading to the airport. I got a free tour of the rest of the island and made it to the airport with ample time to write this up.
In summary I found Roatan to be rather lacking in activities besides diving and snorkeling and since I am not into either activity, there wasn't a lot to kill time. Having world cup football games on made the mornings go by fast but I found it rather boring during afternoon. I didn't see a lot of chicas out on stroll or in bars as most were empty even around 9 or 10 PM. On Friday there were some more chicas on stroll but in 4-5 range on the 10 scale. Safety wise, felt completely safe walking around on the main drag in West End, can't speak for rest of the island.
I don't see Roatan as a destination place for return trips-and if at all I return, will head to Utila or Cayos Cochinos.
P. S: The flaquita is still obsessed and I am glad she doesn't have my mainline phone number. I had given her my junk google voice number that I use for cases such as hers! I have all notifications turned off and once a day or so I check the number and so far there are 27 missed calls and 4 muffled voicemails from her!
El Mechanico
07-18-18, 19:25
but many thanks to El Mechanico
She was almost bipolar bouncing from one end to the other end of emotional spectrum. I asked her to leave as the situation was getting rather concerning. She flipped and started asking about money that if don't love her then I have to pay her! Didn't I pay you the last two days!ow, this girls operates on German time
The flaquita is still obsessed and I am glad she doesn't have my mainline phone number. I had given her my junk google voice number that I use for cases such as hers! I have all notifications turned off and once a day or so I check the number and so far there are 27 missed calls and 4 muffled voicemails from her!Frankfurt, great report. I'm sorry you had a tough time with the flaquita. I didn't see this side of her, but they all have issues I guess. She texted me a few days after you left & told me you didn't pay her & I texted her back & told her I didn't believe her. I guess she may have been trying to hitt me up for cash but that never works! HaHa. Sounds like you had a great time. Feel free to give her name & number to anyone you want to. I'll probably never be back to RTN.
El Mechanico.
No worries El Mechanico- not sure when these girls will learn that this is not our first rodeo The nerve of her lying- claiming I didn't pay and yet she kept returning day after day- go figure!
Back in Europe now with a bad jet lag- next business trip to USA likely around end of August or early Sept and if I could manage, will probably hit Quito for a long weekend.
Cheers,
Frankfurt.
Frankfurt, great report. I'm sorry you had a tough time with the flaquita. I didn't see this side of her, but they all have issues I guess. She texted me a few days after you left & told me you didn't pay her & I texted her back & told her I didn't believe her. I guess she may have been trying to hitt me up for cash but that never works! HaHa. Sounds like you had a great time. Feel free to give her name & number to anyone you want to. I'll probably never be back to RTN.
El Mechanico.
Adventurer9
12-02-18, 18:10
Headed here for Christmas will be in the French Harbour area. Mostly there for snorkelling but, would like to sample some of the local talent if possible.
If anyone can offer some info on the Area I will be in it would be appreciated or if necessary a pointer on where on the Island to visit.
I have read the reports on West End and the action over there so will try that area just not sure of the action during the day or if it is best to head over and get a room for the night.
Thanks for any help / info anyone can pass on.
Adventurer9
12-20-18, 23:35
Headed here for Christmas will be in the French Harbour area. Mostly there for snorkelling but, would like to sample some of the local talent if possible.
If anyone can offer some info on the Area I will be in it would be appreciated or if necessary a pointer on where on the Island to visit.
I have read the reports on West End and the action over there so will try that area just not sure of the action during the day or if it is best to head over and get a room for the night.
Thanks for any help / info anyone can pass on.Oh well guess I'll try and use info that is already here and work with that. Hopefully I will have an interesting post or two when I get back.
Oh well guess I'll try and use info that is already here and work with that. Hopefully I will have an interesting post or two when I get back.I'm was there twice in 2018, but couldn't partake I saw a couple local girls that were with american men that were much older hanging out on the beach. In one case it was very obvious as they headed back into one of the resort rooms.
Adventurer9
01-04-19, 22:40
Was approached a few times did get one number but, upon making phone contact was pretty pricey and a lot of drama in the background so I passed.
That was in Coxen Hole just sitting on my scooter having a smoke. If any of the ones that approached me were more desirable I would have a much more interesting post but the only one I found "worth" the time was the one I got the number from and like I said was fishing for me to bargain I guess.
There is a hotel on the main drag called the Florence Complex. They rent rooms by the hour, the guy on the gate waved me over when he saw me sitting under the sign taking a pic of it but both ladies standing next to him were not my type. Been spoiled here with Hamilton / Niagara / Mississauga all so close. This was all Coxen Hole.
Went down to the West End and was only approached by two ladies both older and not really very hot. So passed no action for me.
Funny thing though last night taking a shared cab back to resort we passed two pretty young ladies hitchhiking cab driver called them chicas but wouldn't stop. Think his wife was the lady in the front seat with him.
I'll be in Roatan for a week, diving with the SO but I'll have some afternoons free. Thought I would go into Coxen Hole, see what was going on and if I got lucky use the by the hour place you posted about. Any specific suggestions for where to look or phone numbers?
No worries El Mechanico- not sure when these girls will learn that this is not our first rodeo The nerve of her lying- claiming I didn't pay and yet she kept returning day after day- go figure!
Back in Europe now with a bad jet lag- next business trip to USA likely around end of August or early Sept and if I could manage, will probably hit Quito for a long weekend.
Cheers,
Frankfurt.
Good day!
I have seen a resort named Players Club or some variation of that posting a lot recently on social media. It seems they are promoting themselves as an almost "all inclusive" resort in the Rotan area that arranges all kinds of activities like golf, scuba, sailing that include a "companion" for a day and evening of fun and frolic for gentlemen. I gather they have a number of local ladies that they have vetted to entertain the guests in all manner of ways. I am curious if anyone has visited this resort or has any knowledge of the level of legitimacy of their advertising. I'll be honest and say I have zero knowledge of what the hobbying options are in Honduras, but I do know they have some great beach resorts and golf courses. TIA.
Sky.
Psilocybin69
05-28-20, 07:43
Good day!
I have seen a resort named Players Club or some variation of that posting a lot recently on social media. It seems they are promoting themselves as an almost "all inclusive" resort in the Rotan area that arranges all kinds of activities like golf, scuba, sailing that include a "companion" for a day and evening of fun and frolic for gentlemen. I gather they have a number of local ladies that they have vetted to entertain the guests in all manner of ways. I am curious if anyone has visited this resort or has any knowledge of the level of legitimacy of their advertising. I'll be honest and say I have zero knowledge of what the hobbying options are in Honduras, but I do know they have some great beach resorts and golf courses. TIA.
Sky.Roatan is a great place to visit but the hobbying options are pretty worthless, especially in the Bay Islands. For example, when I was in Tegucigalpa there were some street girls I would have taken home if I had the balls to but didn't see a single girl I would even want to imagine nude on Roatan (that wasn't a tourist). I had luck with SA in Tegucigalpa, maybe you could try it for Roatan?
Roatan is a great place to visit but the hobbying options are pretty worthless, especially in the Bay Islands. For example, when I was in Tegucigalpa there were some street girls I would have taken home if I had the balls to but didn't see a single girl I would even want to imagine nude on Roatan (that wasn't a tourist). I had luck with SA in Tegucigalpa, maybe you could try it for Roatan?I appreciate your input. I will admit to wondering if the ladies they offer are all locals or have they been recruited from other locales specifically to work in the resort. I will try to get some more info.
Best,
Sky.
Good day!
I hope everyone had a nice holiday!
A few months ago, I asked about a mostly all-inclusive "mancation" service that advertises for Roatan. It seems what they do is rent a private home with a great view, private pool and secluded beach access. They then arrange for daily activities, like golf at Black Pearl, a half day sailboat charter, a fishing charter, etc. You are allowed to choose one of their ladies, who will be your guide, caddy, diving buddy, beach bunny, sun herself in what state of undress you prefer at the pool, and of course satisfy your other desires as requested. The do not include dinner, as I gather the expectation is you will take you lady out for dinner and an evening of some fun before retiring back to your casa.
This is set up for groups of three or more guys lookin to have fun, doing some things a little different than a boys trip to Vegas, and with a predictable outcome. They mainly market thru IG, and are responsive to DM's, however the website is a bit lacking on info. As you can expect the full face photos of the ladies are not published, at least before confirming your visit, but the ladies in the ads look shapely and are varied in their sizes and shapes. All appear to be at least in the desirable range.
My question is for those you that have visited this island, what are the night options, how is the restaurant selection. In your opinion, where do you expect that most of these ladies come from, are they local gals or from other parts of the country. I can appreciate how it is a small community and they wouldn't want their faces out on the internet.
Just trying to get some idea of the legitimacy of this idea. I know there are other "adult resorts" around especially in the DR, this one seems to be taking a different approach. The ladies in this are for sure an integral part, but are more of an added attraction as opposed to the main event.
Anyway, any input or rumors you may have heard would be appreciated. I am sure with the travel bans in place, they have not had many guests.
TIA.
Sky.
Good day!
I hope everyone had a nice holiday!
A few months ago, I asked about a mostly all-inclusive "mancation" service that advertises for Roatan. It seems what they do is rent a private home with a great view, private pool and secluded beach access. They then arrange for daily activities, like golf at Black Pearl, a half day sailboat charter, a fishing charter, etc. You are allowed to choose one of their ladies, who will be your guide, caddy, diving buddy, beach bunny, sun herself in what state of undress you prefer at the pool, and of course satisfy your other desires as requested. The do not include dinner, as I gather the expectation is you will take you lady out for dinner and an evening of some fun before retiring back to your casa.
This is set up for groups of three or more guys lookin to have fun, doing some things a little different than a boys trip to Vegas, and with a predictable outcome. They mainly market thru IG, and are responsive to DM's, however the website is a bit lacking on info. As you can expect the full face photos of the ladies are not published, at least before confirming your visit, but the ladies in the ads look shapely and are varied in their sizes and shapes. All appear to be at least in the desirable range.
My question is for those you that have visited this island, what are the night options, how is the restaurant selection. In your opinion, where do you expect that most of these ladies come from, are they local gals or from other parts of the country. I can appreciate how it is a small community and they wouldn't want their faces out on the internet.
Just trying to get some idea of the legitimacy of this idea. I know there are other "adult resorts" around especially in the DR, this one seems to be taking a different approach. The ladies in this are for sure an integral part, but are more of an added attraction as opposed to the main event.
Anyway, any input or rumors you may have heard would be appreciated. I am sure with the travel bans in place, they have not had many guests.
TIA.
Sky.I can not really comment on the service you are describing because I have not used it however, the talent level of the girls in Roatan were not to my liking. Beauty is different too everyone but, for me it was not very good. With this being said I would not want to have a girl provided for me in Roatan without being able to see a face and full figure beforehand. Too much risk especially from what is sounds like you will be spending 24 hours a day with her. The island has some cool restaurants / bars and there are plenty of things to do as one might expect for a touristy vacation spot.
I can not really comment on the service you are describing because I have not used it however, the talent level of the girls in Roatan were not to my liking. Beauty is different too everyone but, for me it was not very good. With this being said I would not want to have a girl provided for me in Roatan without being able to see a face and full figure beforehand. Too much risk especially from what is sounds like you will be spending 24 hours a day with her. The island has some cool restaurants / bars and there are plenty of things to do as one might expect for a touristy vacation spot.Yes, I agree 100%. I wouldn't entertain a thought of signing up if I was not able to get some kind of verification of the talent level. I would not want a sleep over either, but she is welcome for coffee and early morning fun depending on the days plan. My thoughts are the ladies are probably not local, because especially in a small town, it wouldn't take long for the word to get out and if she was seen in the company of different foreign guys, her reputation would be shot without a doubt.
I've met a couple of Honduran ladies in the past that have been quite a lot of fun, but never in their homeland. I'll keep pressing forward and see what happens when it is time to make a decision.
Best,
Sky.
I am flying to Roatan this Saturday from Denver. My first several days will be spent at a hotel and dice resort in West End and then will journey to Utila for the last 5 days. There are a few reports below but the last one is dated in December 2020 so over a year before anyone has posted. He seemed to have a reasonable amount of luck with the local talent but not expecting much based on his reporting. Usually, I fly to Thailand for the winter but the Covid restrictions and length of flight discouraged me from going this winter so this is my replacement sojourn for 2022.
If anyone has some suggestions, please feel free to drop a line here or PM me.
RubberDuckyBos
06-16-22, 03:42
I am flying to Roatan this Saturday from Denver. My first several days will be spent at a hotel and dice resort in West End and then will journey to Utila for the last 5 days. There are a few reports below but the last one is dated in December 2020 so over a year before anyone has posted. He seemed to have a reasonable amount of luck with the local talent but not expecting much based on his reporting. Usually, I fly to Thailand for the winter but the Covid restrictions and length of flight discouraged me from going this winter so this is my replacement sojourn for 2022.
If anyone has some suggestions, please feel free to drop a line here or PM me.Hey man, any updates on how this went? I'm trying to plan a tropical vacation myself, somewhere not super touristy like punta cana or cancun.
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