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Meat Loaf
03-09-08, 16:03
You disappoint me.

Five times a day? What kind of average is that?Yeah I know. The past three times I've bought viagra don't help either. And I can't replenish the bank account of sperm 'casue she jumps on me harder than Hulk Hogan

I hate to say it, but I might need some help from some of you ISG guys: Call in the reliever or second-string and let the MVP grab some bench.

Meat Loaf
03-09-08, 16:24
Oh my God, this sh*t is cool! Who would have thought that Hugh Hefner's "pussy-model" works. They don't teach you this growing-up. Nor do they teach you money management concerning dating / romance / marriage / p*ssy. And they say no child left behind: Millions of men left behind is more accurate. The blind leading the sheep.

Yesterday, I bought the viagra, but to no avail, and banged the 20-year old shooting 2 loads. The days of me shooting uzi clips are gone.

So, I was calling my "girlfriend" more than a teenage-girl giggles, but only out of lonliness. Understand: Every hour she's not in my sight is the potentiality that she may revert back to habits of past, although she assures me that's not a possibility. I'm playing with fire, yes, but it's cheaper; more transparent; and more honest than the majority of marriages. No offense.

She told me that the brothel called her and told her I banged four (4) of her former co-workers on Friday night. Normally I would have, but only banged two (2.) Since they are player-haters we expected that to occur. Since they are loosing money we expected that as well.

My "girlfriend" and I have over 9-months of "dating" and have already established the separation between relationship and sex. After all, I'm able to deliver quality Meat Loaf to her due to practice and training. I consider my stroke-skill an art, not science, and with the help of brothel employees I'm able to master my craft. NFL wives expect their husbands to practice in preparation for Sunday and that big paycheck as well, right. Same here!

In summary, she returned last night and we resumed our life together with zero (0%) jealousy, envy, nor anamous.

How great is this? Lesson learned: My plan of living with three (3) sex-employees is possible and almost a reality.

Tambien si se puede (You can do it too.)

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Meat Loaf
03-13-08, 22:09
"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf

Noguera
03-15-08, 06:15
Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.

Ganon
03-16-08, 10:58
I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?

Meat Loaf
03-16-08, 16:54
Ladrillo

Did you get my PM with my e-mail address? If you want a couple of shots of the sweet young thing we discussed, send me an e- and I will forward them to you. Then you can decide your interest level and we can workout an introduction.Damn, she was fine Noguera! If that's just a sample of what you're hittin', DAMN!

I have no words just salivation.

Riggo
03-16-08, 19:49
"Dy-no-mite!" While most are repressing their sexual urges, like Elliot Spitzer, Meat Loaf is fully embracing his lustful desires.

My "girlfriend" doesn't "trip" or perform in a jealous manner when I look at new pieces of ass of the street; on the television; or walking in front of house. In fact, she reiterated that within my house she's the one-and-only; but outside my home she is #1, but not the only one!

While most of you guys are sneeking (mispelled) overseas or in USA crackhead neighborhoods to monger so your wife won't find out, I'm being honest. Unfortunately for the above gentlemen, this deceit is what causes their downfalls and dramatically changes lives whereas transparency in romance qualifies your counterpart.

My honest intentions and frank discussion with my "girlfriend" has enabled me to acquire more p*ssy because the aroma of vagina oozes from my pours and other females, just like sharks to blood, swarm upon me.

What more could a man ask for? Answer: More "girlfriends" like her!

Meat Loaf

I guess the differences are that (1) she is not your wife, she is your girlfriend, and (2) she is an ex-hooker.

Meat Loaf
03-17-08, 03:17
I passed Both Caribean Morena and Fenix and they had no cars parked and a lots of construction material (boards, wooden, piled up). Both looked closed for some long time. Are these places closed or only such getting repaired or something like that?Grand Pollo can you please let us know about Caribean Morena?

Fenix is still open!

Fat Fax
03-21-08, 06:08
Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.

Meat Loaf
03-21-08, 16:21
Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.You'll be close to the university (UCA) and Metro Centro mall.

All the strip clubs in that area are USA-priced. Carretera Masaya which is in the area is street walker central.

I don't know anything when it comes to hotels.

Meat Loaf
03-22-08, 17:05
Monger w/ Meat Loaf: Stop Reading About It and Experience It, In-Person!

Through PM a fellow ISG Senior Member contact me for a real-world, not virtual (ie. Website) experience. (Pay Jackson his US $20 for Senior Membership and stop being "pinche" (cheap.)

The loaf has been satisfying the hunger of Nicaraguan ovens as of late and has not had much time to knead any extra dough so it rise within new ovens. Therefore, the essential ingredient is missing and the "Meat Loaf" is an acquired taste for the select few.

Through PM I met a fellow ISG Senior Member and we began the mongering session. Gentle pleasantries were exchange while endulging in Tona beers and scoping the honies dressed in lingerie at Fenix. It appears that many ISG members have turned Fenix into a hot spot because they are expanding: New construction is underway at Fenix which should introduce new meat to the market.

After a few beers at Fenix we headed to one of the many neighborhood brothels located throughout Managua. Not many ladies were working due to Semana Santa celebrations, but the few that were present sure were looking for some "huevos, salchicha y leche" (eggs, sausage, and milk: testicles, penis, and sperm.) Fellow ISG Senior Member pounced on his opportunity to aide the local economy with a smooth skinned, long legged 19 year old who stated with glee her delight in taking photos. As both ISG Senior Members glanced upon one another visioning her elegance in the ISG photo gallery, we knew what had to be done. And he did it! The two arose from the table, paid the appropriate service charge, and entered the bedroom.

While watching pornography on the television and finishing a Tona I could not help but hear some ruccus coming from the bedroom area. Granted, she was 19 years old and thin, attempting to tame a Gringo (Fellow ISG Senior Member) possessing more physical stature could make any bed pound the wall; any lady moan from enjoyment; or any yound lady scream from getting those vaginas walls expanded. Beyond the financial assistance provided another community service is being performed when young ladies are penetrated and that service is gynecological. Yes, stretching the vaginas walls east-to-west; excavating new territory in the abyss, expanding the muscles of mouths, bulging eyes including the third, and enstilling the sense of confidence that only can be obtained through experience and accomplishment. These are the filanthropic benefits that mongers provide to every society.

(I will allow fellow ISG Senior Member to write his experience if he chooses regarding this young lady.)

We depart the brothel and embark upon another neighborhood wh*rehouse. Lots of nice ass was available and I became fond of this thich chick wearing a blue body suit. Her meaty brown skin looked better than Boston Market Rotisserie Chicken. Fellow ISG Senior Member confessed he had no stamina to attack any other ladies, especially since he had home delivery scheduled for that evening. As stated earlier, I had no stamina since I'm banging my sex-employee upwards to five (5) times per day.

We depart this third brothel and go to a fourth so fellow ISG Senior Member can have a good reference point as to how the local community operates. This excursion was more local and community-based than Fenix or Caribbean Morena can offer and only will be found by local residents of Managua who know the scene. Hence, Meat Loaf may be contacted through PM for guidance. Anyway, this fourth place is truly a neighborhood spot with sex-providers ranging in age from teenie to double nickle.

Fearing loss-of-credibility I fealt Meat Loaf must engage a young lady. Being the gentleman my mother reared me to be, I invited Karla over for conversation. She showed me the strenght of her oral skills by attempting to give me a hickie. After that gained my confidence, without solicitation, she slid both hands along both of my legs entering my shorts and boxer briefs. Was she about to give me a double-fisted handjob at the table in front of fellow ISG Senior Member? Yes she was and did! It seemed that she became more amorous with each stroke and held onto the loaf tighter with each pump. Again, the stamina concern was present in my mind, but she assured me that would not be a problem due to her talents.

As is the case in Nicaragua, she said "Tengo hambre" (I'm hungry. Translation: Buy me something to eat.) Thinking I was being nice, I gave her 100 cordos for her time and for some food. She was totally confused as to why would I give her money and not buy her food or the p*ssy. We exchanged phone numbers after she confirmed her availability to provide home delivery.

Bringing the "tour" to an end took us to yet two more brothels which were closed. ISG Senior Members exchanged "Muchos Gustos" and went our seperate ways. He to fulfill his home delivery appointment and me to another brothel before returning home to my live-in sex-employee. We had sex twice that evening after I told her the same recap of my evening that I am writing to you.

(Pay Jackson his US $20 for PM access so you too may experience the real world (warm; wet; tender and deep mouths, vaginas, anus and not the virtual world (ie. Web fantasies and Meat Loaf text.)

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Brazil Lover
03-27-08, 23:32
Just got word that I will be heading to NIC for work. Will be staying at the Hilton Princess for a week. Does anyone know that place or how close it is to good places to pick up chicas for the night. Got lot of travel in Panama and Bogata, so I know the deal, just need to be pointed in the right direction. Anyone have any problems bringing ladies to the hotel?

Thanks, will post when I get back.

Just grab a taxi and have him tour the streetwalkers in the area. He'll also be able to take you to an auto-motel after you've selected one. He'll even wait for you at the auto-hotel.

Barring that, read Gran Pollo's posts on the various casas and have a taxi take you to one.

Fat Fax
03-28-08, 01:35
Just grab a taxi and have him tour the streetwalkers in the area. He'll also be able to take you to an auto-motel after you've selected one. He'll even wait for you at the auto-hotel.

Barring that, read Gran Pollo's posts on the various casas and have a taxi take you to one.Thanks for the info. Just found out I will be heading out to Corinto for a couple days during my trip. Past reports are mixed on that area, seems like a port town would have some action. Will report on my return!

Meat Loaf
03-28-08, 14:24
Thanks for the info. Just found out I will be heading out to Corinto for a couple days during my trip. Past reports are mixed on that area, seems like a port town would have some action. Will report on my return!What / where is Corinto? Nicaragua? A port town? On what coast?

Experience has educated me that most of those port towns and mining towns have zero (0%) action 'cause the girls live there. And those towns are really small. Instead, the girls jump on the bus to Managua for wh*respects. The guys in those towns get drunk and talk to "Rosie Palm." If they do get ass, it's discretely.

This is information several wh*res have told me about their towns which are the above.

Tom Lee
04-01-08, 04:52
Meat Loaf,

It is as entertaining as educating to read your reports. You seem to be the master in Nica right now. I wonder if you or some other seasoned travelers could please post some pics for Nica Chicas. The existing pictures in the gallery are lacking and the chicas posted there do not fit my taste. Some pics could really help other determine whether this is a fair representation of Nica Chicas or Nica has many different types to offer.

Thank you very much.

Tom

Meat Loaf
04-01-08, 15:01
Meat Loaf,

It is as entertaining as educating to read your reports. You seem to be the master in Nica right now. I wonder if you or some other seasoned travelers could please post some pics for Nica Chicas. The existing pictures in the gallery are lacking and the chicas posted there do not fit my taste. Some pics could really help other determine whether this is a fair representation of Nica Chicas or Nica has many different types to offer.

Thank you very much.

TomWhats up Tom?

The old "self-appointed" master of Nicaragua, Grand Pollo, has stopped contributing to the forumn. I wonder what happed to him. Maybe his wife found out and is threatening him with a USA divorce. I know he still reads the forumn, but I guess his keyboard must be broke 'cause he never writes anything. Get active again Grand Pollo.

I never bought a digital camera so pictures are hard to come by. My cellphone is a cheap throw away with no picture capabilities. I do have two disposable cameras full of pictures (ie. Spread eagle, threesomes, doggy style, public, etcetera, ) but have not developed them. Here's the problem Tom Lee:

Depending on what store develops the pictures determines if they actually develop the pictures. For example, I had a disposable camera full of pictures from 2007 and went to Panama and had that store "Panafoto" develop my pictures. Those "cock blocks" didn't develop the nude photos, destroyed the negatives, and gave me some weak-ass explanation in Spanish. So all of that good ass I had on that camera are lost forever. On the contrary, in 2007, a neighborhood developer produced my photos, but they're not worth posting. Problem #2: disposable pictures must be scanned and then uploaded. That's too much work. Maybe one day I will, but. Problem #3: When I have a girl or girls naked before my eyes, the last thought crossing my mind is you. I look at enough porno while at work so another picture. Hell, when I have some p*ssy before me I'm gonna' f*ck it and it's hard holding one breast, one buttock, and the camera with only two hands. Maybe, you can be the photographer during one of my sessions.

In summary, I need a digital camera. The photo gallery isn't that much of a stretch from reality. My friends ask, "Would you rather be the big fish in a little pond, or a small fish in a big pond? " Lots of mediocre p*ssy is way more valuable than a few pieces of stellar p*ssy in my opinion. Besides, when the lights are out what can be seen? In the words of my high school friend who was sleeping with my f*ck-piece behind my back: P*ssy is P*ssy.

Tom Lee
04-02-08, 00:48
Meat Loaf,

I understand the dilemma with only two hands. Plus you should enjoy what you do, instead of doing it for others. It could be that Nica travelers mostly do not have a digital camera, or do not enjoy taking pics, or both ;=).

Thank you for the assessment. That gives me a fair understanding about what's going on the ground there.

Tom

Meat Loaf
04-03-08, 00:41
I was charged-up after your request for photos so I took my two disposable cameras to the neighborhood store I used last year. Should have known better when I was the clerk / developer was a broad. You know the rest.

These m*fuckas get on my nerves with their "Captain Save-a-Hoe" mentalities. Those three girls were smiling square into the camera exposing all. And some "Captain Save-a-Hoe" censored my photos.

These societies and mentalities where others regulate how, who, when, and why you f*ck someone are ridiculous, for lack of a better word. As I told co-workers who would hate on my sales-floor production: Focus on your prospects and their conversations, not mine! Worry about yourself and Stop Snitchen! For a society, Nicaragua, where children don't attend elementary school, due to freedom of choice and lack of capital, my liberty was robbed.

Now, I must decide if I'm gonna' call that one broad (the laundry lady) I eliminated from the stables and the mother-of-four so I can have a threesome again and take the photos on a digital camera.

This really pisses on my Wheaties! I don't even have any negatives.

You know, from government's regulating child births; to father's not having rights; to prostitution being illegal; to divorces filed citing adultery; to hoes being mis-guided into believing their p*ssy carries value, but can't be sold for anything of value beyond a marriage ring. Those were my photos / property and the store chose to infringe upon my possession 'cause they didn't like it: Captain Save-a-Hoe. Hell, it aint my fault nobody ever took her picture naked.

I forgot: I'm a male and in regards to male-female interraction hence, I'm always the bad guy / fall guy / scape goat / one at fault / dishonest one / liar / irresponsible / and every other polar opposite of the "Virgin Mary. " Damn Adam.

In summary, my efforts to add to the photo gallery have been thwarted.

Meat Loaf
04-08-08, 16:35
Unfortunately, the appointment I had set with a fellow ISG Senior Member via PM was not realized due to a missed phone call. Therefore, I was forced to monger Managua alone.

Endulging in adult beverages at my favorite locale was a ritual of presence and not pleasure. Over the past week I have been frequenting the scene in search of my number #2 girl. I really enjoy bangin' those guts especially since she is nursing her 8 month old and has more hair than Buckwheat in that prized area. She is a petite little thing that has a true sense of class. For me, her size is a nice change of pace since my number #1 girl is thick and juicy. (I guess I should just call the #2, but I need to reload my cellphone with minutes and it's really not that important.)

So I'm at the spot and began conversing with my mongering friend. Having met his brother-in-law a few months back and frequently seeing him at the brothel gave us a common familiartity. (He may be a bigger monger than I 'cause everyday I see him at the brothel and everyday he's buying a new piece of ass.) Did I mention he is 70 years old?

Yes, this is my future in 40 years! Yes, this can be how you spend those golden years as well!

My favorite brothel has a few "old-timers" who love competing with me for the attention and admiration of the ladies. For every girl I like, they like. For every girl I rent, they rent. For every phone number I obtain, they obtain. And this is done as they look across the aisle in my disgust.

Wanting further exploration, he and I ventured out into the city in search of new ladies. To my surprise and delight we entered a brothel I had heard about, but was never able to find. Three pieces of ass were present with one sitting at our table. The other two were real lookers especially the white girl. I'm gonna' hit that. And the morena looked good too so I'll hit that as well. After one beer we left. My friend being 70 years of age values the experience of "raw dog" and was negotiating the activity with the workers who publicly vowed no condom, no amor.

Lugar dos (place number 2) was a location I visit once in a while. Again, I was happy when I saw the manager working. She's sexy and I hit those meaty guts last year at a different location. She was happy to see me again as well. I will return and hit those skins under the rouse of the Aventura concert.

Lugar tres (place number 3) was a location I frequent more often than lugar dos. (Again, . Damn. I know too many "pros. ") Nontheless, I saw a girl who use to work at Good Times last year, but not anymore. Evidently. The owner of Good Times has the taste and desire of providing "model-type" broads and this girl that I saw yesterday does not fulfill the bill. Then again, most of the broads at Good Times I banged at other locations prior to their employment at Good Times.

So this broad always wanted me to bang her, but I never did. She would gossip with the other girls I banged and developed a lust for me. Sitting alongside her was another girl I like, but her attitude is [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-poor / [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)-pour. (This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? )

Honestly, I'm getting tired of banging the same piece everyday, all day for the past few months, but I know the quality, which is high. When I do venture out in search of new talent I have zero leche (cum) and zero confidence in my erection 'cause my number #1 is draining me everyday, all day. Granted, it's a good strategy for women to keep their man / boyfriend / husband / customer drained so he will have zero interest in banging others, but most dumb-ass broads want to ration the p*ssy like it's "World War 2. " And they wonder why you monger. In fact, I had a Mexican girlfriend who would measure the volume of my leche via boca (mouth) y vagina to determine if I was masturbating, which she prohibited, or banging another. Talk about pressure! Talk about that relationship ending sooner than later! I'll be damned, like Reverend Jeremiah Wright, if I can't massage my body. This aint jail or prison where they do prohibit such activity. Talk about no control over oneself.

Back to the topic at hand, for some reason those young wh*res were operating with attitude when the 70-year old was concerned. Normally at our favorite spot the girls give him attention, but not on Sunday. They were acting as if he was bothering them even though he bought some time from one of the four girls working. At lugar dos he did receive attention. At lugar tres, again the were acting presumida (stuck-up.) At lugar cuatro, they were acting the same although he did receive a hug. Privately, I asked the girls why they were acting in such a manner and they replied he's too old! 70 years old? He has money to spend. To my education, the hookers want to be f*cked and not just compensated financially. They complained that old guys can't catch wood. Still, what's the problem. He's paying. Even girls I know were not granting him his respect even after my request.

Suggestion: Monger as much and as hard as you can before those golden years arrive 'cause even a wallet won't guarantee the receipt of action.

As a further aside, it's always a little strange when I meet father-and-sons; brother-in-laws; uncles-and-nephews at brothels molesting and purchasing women. In regards to my 70-year friend and his brother-in-law, at that age what's his wife gonna' do? Nothing. They're too old for divorce and too old for the sexual betrayal angle so I assume he has cart blanche. Besides, he's 70 years old and enjoying his time chasing, feeling, and stroking 20-somethings which is a natural process of maturation.

May we all aspire to live as he, but with a little more success.

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J Europe
04-08-08, 19:20
[QUOTE=(This is a new word for me and I'm not sure which is the correct spelling. Poor as in wealth or pour as in liquid? [/QUOTE]Meatloaf,

That would be poor as in wealth. You could also say "she didn't give a damn" or " her altitude was shitty".

Good Report none the less.

Grand Pollo
04-09-08, 02:58
I am in Managua every month and have been for the last 2 years. Just nothing to post. Tired of correcting BS frankly. And I am involved with someone there who would catch on if I strayed during the day which is the only time I am free.

Leon/Sutiaba was very nice for Good Friday as was the enormous procession on C. Masaya for Santo Viernes.

I photographed the coffee harvest near Matagalpa earlier this year. You cannot believe the amount of work for really short pay in that regard almost makes Haitan cane cutters look well off. Well, almost .

If you get in a relationship with someone prepare for every one of her girlfriend sand their girlfriends to flirt or outright hit on you and quite blatantly which causes a few scenes.

Meat Loaf
04-09-08, 03:06
I am in Managua every month and have been for the last 2 years. Just nothing to post. Tired of correcting BS frankly. And I am involved with someone there who would catch on if I strayed during the day which is the only time I am free.

Leon/Sutiaba was very nice for Good Friday as was the enormous procession on C. Masaya for Santo Viernes.

I photographed the coffee harvest near Matagalpa earlier this year. You cannot believe the amount of work for really short pay in that regard almost makes Haitan cane cutters look well off. Well, almost .

If you get in a relationship with someone prepare for every one of her girlfriend sand their girlfriends to flirt or outright hit on you and quite blatantly which causes a few scenes.What do you mean about the relationship comment?

As far as wages go, the national starting minimum wage for fishing and agriculture is US $60 per month!

Post some photos and don't worry, if I see some BS I'll let it be known.

Nice to hear from you.

Julio Frippo
04-12-08, 02:38
After reading several posts on the cheap, I decided to pay Jackson his due. Great site with excellent information. I will be making my first trip to Managua on May 1. I have prior experience mongering in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires and Lima, but after reading the MGA reports, it seems like a whole new ballgame. Despite my Hispanic screen name, my Spanish is almost non-existant. Any help or suggestions I can get will be appreciated. I will be staying at the Hotel Cristo Rey which I guess is neat the Club Fenix.

Meat Loaf
04-12-08, 15:58
After reading several posts on the cheap, I decided to pay Jackson his due. Great site with excellent information. I will be making my first trip to Managua on May 1. I have prior experience mongering in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires and Lima, but after reading the MGA reports, it seems like a whole new ballgame. Despite my Hispanic screen name, my Spanish is almost non-existant. Any help or suggestions I can get will be appreciated. I will be staying at the Hotel Cristo Rey which I guess is neat the Club Fenix.Good job on paying Jackson his US $20. Now you can experience all of the benefits of ISG.

Managua aint no Costa Rica and with my "hating talents" will never become one!

Obviously, speaking Spanish does make it more fun: The population really doesn't speak English and does not experience huge English-speaking crowds like Costa Rica or Panama. Nicaragua is not a sex-tourism country like the afrementioned for good reason: The girls of Nicaragua are basic looking at best!

Welcome to the other side "Julio Frippo!"

Julio Frippo
04-13-08, 17:13
Good job on paying Jackson his US $20. Now you can experience all of the benefits of ISG.

Managua aint no Costa Rica and with my "hating talents" will never become one!

Obviously, speaking Spanish does make it more fun: The population really doesn't speak English and does not experience huge English-speaking crowds like Costa Rica or Panama. Nicaragua is not a sex-tourism country like the afrementioned for good reason: The girls of Nicaragua are basic looking at best!

Welcome to the other side "Julio Frippo!"Thanks meat loaf. basic looking or not, I stiil like it. They all come with the same basic equipment and I'm looking for sex, not love.

I look forward to meeting you in May.

Meat Loaf
04-13-08, 18:00
"ass"-et protection: be the player or playee, you decide!

fortunes are made; lives are changed; dreams are crushed; and careers are destroyed due to this area of "ass"-et protection!

ooh that p*ssy feels so good; she soaks up my cum like a sponge; and it's all mine, or so you thought. but you forgot you're messin' with a "pro. " or even worse, a dumb ass. or more likely a "good girl" with aspirations, a good family, and a successful career for which you desire to participate. examples are made of you; laughs are derived from you, and the lifetime expense is totally yours as well.

(jackson: can we have a "mongers ball" or competition where mongers from every hemisphere compete for accolades and other signs of truth? reason being, the above two (2) paragraphs! )

reared with my future at the forefront of my mind never did i nor will i place the "burden" or "responsibility" upon my female counterpart to "handle" contraception solo (alone! ) never will i place myself nor my offspring in the temporary thought process of any female "servicing" an ejaculation! nor should you! hence, protect your "ass"-ets.

know your role, your place, your strengths, and your faults when females are involved. if you're the king with "poor-white-trash; " "hood rats; " or offshore than pursue your area of proven strength and expertise. never comingle or attempt to extrapolate your strength in one area upon another, unless you have "ass"-et protection. (i talk this sh*t as if i'm an expert, but i'm not: i buy ass just like you and always ponder this activity hours afterwards. differentiating you and i is the reality that i'm protecting my "ass"-ets and am pro-actively managing this activity in my community of dominance.)

for as little as us $3 throughout all latin american countries one can prevent the "surprise" or gift of pregnancy with one 30-second activity! most of you old gringos only last 2-minutes so what's 30-seconds of foreplay beforehand? nada (nothing.) exactly!

how it's done: (1) assuming you have a regular, more than one-month piece of p*ssy, is mandatory. if not, i'll see you on maury or complaining about child support payments at the bar or on the forumn. blame the next guy syndrome with a new pair of nike "carl lewis" shoes will be in effect. second (2, ) know / ask your p*ssy's menstration cycle. aint no chivalry when prostitution nor the sensual violent activity of "knee-deep in p*ssy" is concerned. revert: be the player or playee. tercero (3, ) take control of the p*ssy! why? 'cause you have the d*ck! and you're paying-to-play (p4p.) regardless, you're the responsible party and your job as the "man" is to protect her; guide her future; and support her today, not the unknown future. besides, you may get tired of p*ssy and she doesn't need another. another. another relationship gone astray! (can i get some free p*ssy for this strategy? )

at this point she's thankful, attracted, and gleeful for your concern! and considering she probably has 1 to 6 children allready it's cool. for those that want to use religion as a crutch (catholicism anti-contraceptive doctrine) you must ask yourself is the pope gonna' pay for the child? is the pope gonna' rear the child? in fact, he has so many servants and such a big enterprise to manage that all connections to reality are lost.

so there you are at the neighborhood farmacia looking at the contraceptive injections. don't waste your time with condoms, birth control pills, sponges, or any other form of contraceptive beside the injections. why? the injections are disbursed onc (1) time per month and take approximately 30-seconds to administer.

"cyclonor" cost us $3. 50; "protegin" cost us $4. 50; "mesigyna" costs us $6; and novular cost us $5 for a month supply! compare this expense to condoms, [CodeWord131] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131), formula (baby food, ) college tuition, and the ills discussed in the first two paragrahs makes the cost cheap. syringes are us $0. 50.

so you bought the contraceptive shot and returned home. knowing her menstration cycle, on day number 8 (#8) after her first (#1) day of menstration (the day she began her period) apply the contraceptive. pull her panties down as you should be accustomed. rub the alcohol upon her hip to clense the area of contact. insert the syringe into the contraceptive bottle which holds the medicine. slowly draw the appropriate amount of medicine into the syringe. insert the needle into the clensed area of her hip. release the medicine slowly into her carne (meat.) withdraw the syringe. smile at her and receive her smile! don't be played with the nonsense of having a doctor inject the medicine. don't get played with her "purchasing" and "administering" the medicine. don't get played with any other story concerning contraception, sterility, and all that jazz. take control and handle the entire process yourself!

throughout the hemisphere i am known by my associates and female admirers as providing free contraception to my sex-employees, girlfriends, and the sort. hence, meat loaf is not operating recklessly in the "ass"-et area. my friends ask me how this contraceptive process is performed. i tell them just as i told you. and they do nothing for the simple fact of embarassment, fear, and uncomfortability just as most of you will not heed my advice. i can only lead your pecker to the mouth of the vagina, but cannot make it enter. instead, you'll be claimed as another victim of a "vicious" woman through the 80-year payment plan: parenthood. for those "saps" (sorry ass people) we will not discuss, but will assume every reader will protect their "ass"-ets.

good job! you've protected your "ass"-ets for 30-days (1-month.) now, f*ck that p*ssy like a champ all day, everyday, and all month until day number 8 after the first day of her next menstration.

[b]meat loaf

Julio Frippo
04-14-08, 22:04
Hey, just a quick question. Usually when in C. R. Most American mongers wear walking shorts to keep cool. In MGA, will wearing shorts be okay or will it send a message that I'm an American tourist. I guess what I'm asking is do the good citizens of Managua wear shorts in the heat of the summer?

Purple Porkchop
04-15-08, 03:48
The CHOP took a long weekend recon to Managua. Got in Sat (4/5) around 13:00 and left on Monday in the AM. Got a real good price for the AIR

Hit the Phoenix around 15:00. Its your typical cat house. One or two good looking ladies and the rest left a little to be desired.

Started bar hoping at 19:00 but was told things didn’t heat up until after 22:00

Hit Alidin’s Casino and did pretty well at the tables. Walked down the street to Brookers (not sure of name). There appeared to be a second disc on the second floor of the same building. This is where things got very interesting. My lack of Spanish hurt, but was still able to get some conversations going. There is no doubt in my mind that free pussy was available. Lots of good looking young stuff. Headed to the second floor around 03:30 and ran into an older crowd. Older smarter women are fun, but not free. I don’t think I could have gotten anything back to the hotel

My first three drinks on the second floor were on Gratis. Have no idea why.


Will return and spend more time and rent a car

P CHOP

Meat Loaf
04-16-08, 18:01
Hey, just a quick question. Usually when in C. R. Most American mongers wear walking shorts to keep cool. In MGA, will wearing shorts be okay or will it send a message that I'm an American tourist. I guess what I'm asking is do the good citizens of Managua wear shorts in the heat of the summer?Excellent Question!

No, everyone wears pants every single day of the week regardless of weather!

If you wear shorts, as I do everyday, you will stand out in the crowd. Don't make it worse by wearing hiking sandals either.

I refuse to wear pants and even conduct my business affairs in shorts and sandals. Hell, I'm a Gringo. To me pants are for the climate not fashion and reared up north I know about the cold weather 9-months per year.

Advise: They know you are an extranjero (foreigner) so be comfortable. But don't look like a backpacker or CR hippie 'cause that aint cool (tuani.)

Meat Loaf
04-18-08, 17:18
I aint the one to get plaid like a "pooh-butt" (sh*t head or fool! ) For further clarification please read the post regarding "Ass"-ett management.

Last year 2007 I embarqed upon my quest of hiring three (3) full-time sex-employees. Through diligent advertising I gained my first one. (When mongering with my local amigos we would let it known that I was looking for a full-time sex-employee and the girls would jump at the opportunity.)

So I hired this 25 year old, big ass, curly haired d*ck sucking fanatic! Since she had 2 kids allready I gave her the work hours of 10 am until 6 pm With weekends as needed. Her duties: "Meat Loaf. "

At first everything was cool, but like all Chicas Nicas or "hookers" in general, they get greedy. Keeping a pile of money upon me gave her confidence. Always eating out at restaurants further verified my financial position. Beach vacations, shopping sprees, nightclubs, and other social events she benefited. As previously mentioned it was cool.

She would arrive at my house at 9 a. M. And I would f*ck her. She would buy lunch (11:30 a. M.) and afterwards I would f*ck her. She would prepared to go home (5 p. M.) and I would f*ck her. This weekday routine lasted for a few months. With all of this sex, Meat Loaf was prepared.

As outlined in my "Ass"-et protection post, I gave her contraceptive shots monthly to protect my ass! She was a little chubby when I met her on her first day at the brothel and offered her employment. But as outlined previously, I inject the shot.

Like all greedy people they attempt to exploit costing them the foundation for which they were building. This implosion (possible mispelled) happened when she tried to "run game" upon me claiming she was pregnant. My response: Blame it on your husband of whom you live with and rear your two children. She retorted, "I need US $300 for an abortion. " I aint the one: I knew better 'cause of the contraceptive shot! I replied no and she left never to return or contact me again.

So I hear this broad is running around the "hoe stroll" flapping her gums about being my ex-employee, my residence, and being her child's father. Of course, I knew better and had confidence in the Loaf. For Meat Loaf doesn't procreate recklessly nor will he start! Looking to confront this "hooker" I appear at the "hoe spot: " Quiet, shunned, and looking stupid the b*tch had nothing to say so I said to keep my name out of her mouth. Beside, her dates are all wrong and I wasn't even inside of the country at her time of conception. Plus, the b*tch was a little chubby when I met her. She took the shot for a few months at her own risk. And it was the real deal 'cause I administered it!

In summary: I don't know why these Chicas Nicas love to keep my name in their mouth. For what? Who am I? I aint special, but they love to have Meat Loaf as a topic of conversation and aquaintanceship. This holds true for a few of my other foriegn buddies as well. Nicaragua: Be prepared for a world of gossip. Men gossip just as much as females do and they all make Joan Rivers look mild. And they always claim somebody is pregnant and wear pregnancy as a sign of honor. In fact, no girl is fearful of becoming pregnant and will tell you she's a pregnant prostitute. This whole mentality I do not understand. Furthermore, 50% of all Chica Nicas have at least one (1) child by age 19 according to government statistics.

For those that are judgemental (possibly mispelled) with the above story I pitch the following: 40% of all USA offspring are concieved out of wedlock; most marriages are created out of pregnancy; and many a monger have volunteered to financially support females and marry them due to their cry of single motherhood or pregnancy status. Meat Loaf prevented all of the above, for which many a reader are participating in, with his "Ass"-et protection policy. Anyone can claim anything they choose, but claims are not synonimus with theory nor are they accepted as fact, except by those that engage in gossip for which many a reader are guilty.

Meat Loaf: You are not the father! Hell, I don't even know if the b*tch even has a kid 'cause these hookers lie so much and create so many "woe is me" stories they could write many a best selling novels.

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Julio Frippo
04-19-08, 14:51
Meat Loaf,

Are the shots to prevent pregnancy 100% effective? Just wondering as I didn't even know there was such a thing. Probably because I had a successful vasectomy years ago, and of course when I'm mongering I always use a condom.

Meat Loaf
04-19-08, 15:31
Oh drama, talk about a long night! Ready? Let's evaluate this experience.

Okay, so noticing my live-in sex-employee looked bored and understanding she wasn't happy about her life, I invited her out for the evening. Ironically she stated that she had no future, which is true when prostituting, but could through my guidance. Never did I expect for such a prophecy to realize later that evening.

For a girl that doesn't drink she sure did drink last night. Request: Whether it's News Years Eve or another occassion, if you're not a drinker please do not attempt to drink like one 'cause its "rookies" (novatos) like you that ruin everyones good time with your ignorance on how to manage the buzz.

At the semi-elegant outdoor cafe we endulged in a medio litro of Flor de Cana rum. It was during this bottle that I spontaneously outlined how sex-employees and "girlfriends" before her had behaved and why they no longer hold the position. I outlined three stories explicitly: She was told of what faults and actions caused those females demise. Intelligence isn't her strong suit verified by her actions last evening.

So I gave her the opportunity to change her actions not that evening but in the future. For our conversation was about her character and what she brings to this "Grande Opportunity" of sex-employment via Meat Loaf. At this first outdoor cafe she took the "break-up" / firing maturely and like a champ. Little did I know this was false advertising! She was told I would honor her severance package of 2-weeks salary. (How many hookers receive a severance package? )

So we go to establishment number two where everything was fine until she looked in the mirror of the ladies bathroom. I had casually informed her that her co-worker from the brothel was there as well. (This broad to whom I refer does not have a name in my memory nor did she receive my genorosity. In fact, she is a sworn enemy from her "player hatin'" actions of last year.)

I pay the bill with the cashier and we depart. From nowhere these two hookers see one another and my sex-employee explodes upon me. Two bottles of Flor de Cana rum kicked-in! Caution! Te Cuidate (Take Care! ) Drama Viene (Here Comes the Drama! )

Too many telenovelas (soap operas) and too much canal 10 (television station with tabloid news) was her reference point. Leaving the second establishment she was screaming at me. She was putting on a show about infidelity. I attempted to walk away from the broad at this point but she ran at me for more a chewing. Knowing this hooker was going to be a problem I went to the nearest publicly visible location where tons of witnesses were, sat in front of the security camera, and watched this broad perform about things that don't exist beyond her imagination. After a few long minutes and her request to retrieve her belongings from my residence I called the police for an escort. (Yes, I should have known the police would never arrive, but the USA teaches a man that females have enormous power when male-female domestic or sexual relations are involved. Cautious of the physical assault or sexual assualt claim I waited for the police in this visible location.)

Everyone, especially the employees, sympathized with my patience for this broads behaivor. The tears came flowing like Niagra Falls. The lies came out like Jim Carey's best movie. The arms swinging like a windmill were present. Meat Loaf watched and waited for the escort. As more nonsense spewed from her mouth and more Flor de Cana surfaced I took additional precautionary messures and called my attorney. Her "Gringo Envy" surfaced and anti-Nicaraguan sentiments showed its face. Not knowing how the witnessing citizenry would react, I called my attorney to inform him of my situation and the possibility of my police detention. Again, the citizenry, especially employees, were impressed at how Meat Loaf put his ducks in a row. At how Meat Loaf handled the situation with maturity, calm, and CYA (cover your ass.) (Meat Loaf handled the situation like an American male confronted by a female in the jurisdiction of the USA: Basically I'm saying that American males must protect themselves from females their malicious criminal prosecution by being the first to call the laws (police) and put the situation on record (911) For if you do not, the USA courts will prosecute a domestic violence or other charge upon the male.) She was thrown back by my response since her fellow-countrymen probably would have behaived like she with yelling and screaming and apologies and other non-productive behaivor.

What was she saying? I got the other girl pregnant. She, my sex-employee was pregnant. I'm a cocky American. I'm a big time monger. The other girl was my side piece of ass. The other girl was pregnant by me. That my sex-employee had two boys and not two girls like she told me one year ago. I'm a dumb ass. That her dad was chief of police. That her husband is at home waiting and is gonna' kick my ass. That her family is gonna' kick my ass. And other "save face" statements or justifications.

If you get dumped or fired please have some self-respect was my instruction. I did not create this anamous situation, but she chose it for self-justification as to why she is no longer my sex-employee. Remember the compensation package: Salary valued at 500% of per capita GDP; free food and toiletries; free vacations; free social events; tuition assistance; and the freedom of the position. Why she chose to listen or focus upon her former co-workers, now current co-workers, is her foolishness. I did tell her this and she looked stupid for being so stupid.

After three hours the police never arrived and her buzz wore off. During the interim I offered her a hotel room for the night in the Crown Plaza. I offered for both of us to go to the police station in search of an escort. I offered everything under the sun where I could retrieve her possessions and she could go. Finally, she accepted to wait while I retrieved her possessions.

With garbage bag in hand I returned and gave her salary, possessions, and fare for the Crown Plaza hotel room. She left by taxi looking dejected.

Never trust a big butt and a smile: That girl is poison!

Last year, a similar situation happened with a different girl after I told her I did not want to date her beyond the first date.

You guys think I'm bullshittin' with these stories but I am not? Tired from the drama how will I have the energy to venture outside in search of her replacement or do I even want to? You can lead the blind, but they must walk for themselves. I kindof feel sorry for the girl for not having the character to be honest with herself or me and causing herself continued daily existence under survivalist mentalities. But oh well, I'm not "Captain Save-a-Hoe" and she chose her fate especially after last night's three (3) performance.

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Papichulo85
04-20-08, 05:49
Whats up guys, I am a pre-med student from miami looking to come to managua next January. Would like to get more info as far as cost of renting a 1bd/1ba furnished apt. Nightlife in managua. I am not a native spanish speaker, but am learning at the uni. And plan on enrolling in a lang. School down in MGA. I have tried reading into the past threads as much as I can so forgive me if the answers to my questions seem redundant to you all. Most of all I need to find a volunteer opportunity in managua where I would work in a hospital ans get hands on experience. Anybody have any connections?

Thank you

Meat Loaf
04-21-08, 01:53
Meat Loaf,

Are the shots to prevent pregnancy 100% effective? Just wondering as I didn't even know there was such a thing. Probably because I had a successful vasectomy years ago, and of course when I'm mongering I always use a condom.Julio Frippo,

Yes, they've had those birth control shots administered either monthly or every three months for at least 10 years.

When mongering one should use a condom.

Lots of mongers have porn star fantasies that lead them to beg the "pro" for bareback. Or whatever other excuse they create.

Wow. That takes a lot of courage getting a vasectomy. I was bored one day and researched penile implants which is a "similar" procedure: Knife to Nutts. But for an extra 1 inch wide and long it's not worth the risk although the risk is low.

Meat Loaf
04-21-08, 15:19
Whats up guys, I am a pre-med student from miami looking to come to managua next January. Would like to get more info as far as cost of renting a 1bd/1ba furnished apt. Nightlife in managua. I am not a native spanish speaker, but am learning at the uni. And plan on enrolling in a lang. School down in MGA. I have tried reading into the past threads as much as I can so forgive me if the answers to my questions seem redundant to you all. Most of all I need to find a volunteer opportunity in managua where I would work in a hospital ans get hands on experience. Anybody have any connections?

Thank youFurnished apartments do not exist.

Nightlife: Boring and lame. This is not a party town!

No Spanish = No Fun.

Volunteer? Nothing like that exists.

Virtually impossible to meet girls unless they're looking to "rip you off" via pregnancy, money, or citizenship. You will not have a girlfriend. All the guys that have girlfriends from Nica on this thread I would guarantee are much much much much older than the girl and are paying for her children, citizenship, and the sort.

Basically, it's not a place you want to come to- Nicaragua. Costa Rica is much more inviting for your interests: Volunteer work. Furnished apartments for US $350. Chicas Ticas that have more self-respect. A huge English-speaking community. Lots of job opportunities for Gringos.

I would not recommend you come here, as a friend. The only reason I'm here is 'cause of work and those a**holes won't transfer me yet. I wish I could leave this place, but am stuck. I'd much rather be somewhere else.

Meat Loaf
04-21-08, 16:04
Just as girls submerge males with their "woe is me" stories, I found it only appropriate for me to capture some "sympathy" from the ladies with my "woe is me" story about Friday night. And it paid off!

So I'm out solicizing with my partners and talking to this one girl I've known for about 6 months. She had some sexy feet with her bright red nails and gold and diamond sandals. It made her look really sexy! So we were speaking and she mentioned that she saw me out the other night when the drama occurred. How embarrassing (possibly mispelled.) I told her the story and what I had to endure. She sympathized with me; fealt sad for the girl who imploded; and became interested in fulfilling the ex-employees role. Having developed a friendship for six months has allowed us to both learn about one another, but her romantic intentions were never manifest because she knew I had some things brewing within my home. I knew I had a great opporunity when she confessed that she caused a similar situation to only experience its dimise.

After several hours of talking, the purchase of Viagra, and a few more beers I acquired the confidence to tell her that I would like the opportunity to take her out on a date. I made this statement smoothly like the gentlemen of yester-year. Her eyes said it all with delight, chivalry, and a "hell 'ya" acceptance. She told me what time she got off of work and that she would meet me at my house.

So I go home a relax for a few hours and she arrives. We endulged in a few beers, but I came down with a headache. Living with her aunt and having self-respect for not being a sl*t (zorra, ) she asked if she could spend the night after our date. Of course was my reply.

Obviously, Meat Loaf banged her. Unfortunately my headache changed my energy and mood and I was not capable of leaving the house for our date, so we watched television. (Advice: If you have a television in your living room, don't have a DVD player there too. Have the DVD player in your bedroom so that you can use the "let's watch a movie" line, she'll agree, but it must be done in the bedroom which has the bed. Result: You'll be in the bed watching the movie together and after the previews you should be in the p*ssy.)

We start bangin' and it was fun. She's a 30-year old lady with a small frame. My hand, which is not big, encompassed her butt cheek. She's "ALL P*SSY. " I said, she was all p*ssy which means that no thigh-meat, belly, or other impediment exists preventing you from slamming all of that d*ck into her garage. She has a skinny p*ssy bone (hip bone) which allows you to slamm all of that Meat Loaf into her.

She couldn't take the d*ck. She was turning colors like the Geico mascot. She was squeeking like the Aflack mascot. She was trying to run away during doggystyle and sideways doggystyle only to be brought back in. I rocked that p*ssy like a champ delivering d*ck four (4) times within a 8-hour period. She attempted to call a "timeout, " but of course I couldn't allow that on our first time making love together.

After this sexual session I don't know if she has the stamina to be my lady. And she probably would admit that too. She said I was trying to kill her. 30-years old? She needs some more practice and training that only I can offer. I told her this is how I "get down" with 3 to 7 sessions per day. She looked in disamay. Sunday morning she left and I spoke with her later that day to ensure she did not need a wheelchair (silla de rueda.)

Summary: Meat Loaf rebounded from the nonsense of Friday realizing once again how much fun it is breaking in a new piece of a**.

P.S. I have this short, big tit 36C, small ass, long hair, pretty face 18-year old, or so I'm guessing, neighbor that likes me. Normally, I don't bang neighbors, but this may be an exception. I could have her move in and bang her 3 to 7 times per day. Today, I will go visit her and see what she's about. Typically, I put my p*ssy on ice for 1-month before I bang them so I'll start the process today. She's sexy and young and a "non-pro. " But I'm not sure if I even want a "non-pro" 'cause that's in direct-conflict with my objectives. And if I bang her how will she behave in the neighborhood? This is why I don't bang neighbors: Too close to home; Don't sh*t where you eat; Don't bring sand to the beach; and other cliches.

I'll let you know what happens with both of these chicks. It's hard work being a stud (zorro.)

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Meat Loaf
04-23-08, 14:03
Meat Loaf writes this manual immediately after he fires his sex-employee of 2-years contemplating his successes and failures in management as he attempts to stock his home with three (3) full-time, live-in sex-employees!

For some reason some people just can't help themselves from hurting themselves! And for this fact, you the employer, must institute human resource management procedures.

Unfortunately, like you, I find myself developing human emotions for these hookers, at times, but the employer-employee relationship prevents any confusion or mistakes from happening on my behalf. This is an important foundation that must be maintained and can never be amended. For if it is allowed to waver you may find yourself getting played by her the sex worker / hooker / stripper / wh*re or any other noun you choose to use for a female that allows a customer to have sex (oral, vaginal, anal, and ejaculative) with her.

Just as you, the "professional, " must complete the hiring process for your employment so must your sex-worker! Do not deviate from this procedure! Any deviation can, may, or will lead to your demise!

Sex-Employee Human Resource Procedures:

(1) Have her complete an application (solicitud) with name, dob, address, siblings, offspring, and other identifying information so you know how to track her down in the event the police become involved either through theft, violence, etcetera. You need to know who she is 'cause she is gonna' know who who you are, guaranteed! She's gonna' get greedy and attempt to fleece you.

(2) Have her submit her id (cedula.) These hookers will lie about anything because they are accustom to creating falsehoods so they may cope with their sex-worker careers. You, the employer, need to have proof on who she says she is. Just as you like to know who your buddies are at the bar, you too want to know who your hookers are!

(3) Pay these hooker the bare bone minimum they will accept. Do not pay good or high wages 'cause remember she's gonna' attempt to fleece you anyway so you increasing her salary will not be of benefit. Keep her as broke as possible. After all, if she had concern for her future she would not be a prostitute.

(4) Create an escrow account where 5% of all weekly salaried earnings are retained. This will prevent her from imploding or attempting to perform "insubbordination. "

(5) Present her the future she may pursue under your guidance. Place a few "carrots" before her that she may actively engage to lead her towards such a future. At no time should you imagine her living your dreams; but imagine her living her dreams. For if this is done, and you agree with her dreams, then you will forever be her sex-employer.

(6) Meet her family and friends so that they too will know what you're doing / providing for her and will reinforce to her the need for her to stay within your good graces.

(7) Purchase home DNA kit so you may "swab" her vagina to learn if any other person is or has had sex with her. Perform this action ramdomly. If she doesn't like the intrusion fire her. Many professional careers intrude upon their employees therefore her employment is no different!

(8) Inject her monthly with the contraceptive shot I discussed in previous posts.

(9) Have other potential sex-employees within her sights so she may realize the desired and valued position for which she holds. Have sex with at least one of these potential sex-employees with her in the room or involved so you may instill within her mind her role and the relationship you and she maintain.

(10) Remember: You're the employer and thus are the gatekeeper. This is a business relationship! Selling p*ssy is her job and purchasing p*ssy is your skill set.

The only thing worse than buying a lie is being forced either through morality or law to keep paying for the lie up to 18 years (offspring.)

This information should also be used for any female or male that you allow into your sphere (home, car, life.) Remember, you are the Gringo living overseas and therefore you have the power to choose your relationships and manage your risk in those relationships. I would recommend the above procedures for any monger who develops a fonding for a hooker.

If anyone has any additional human resource policies I would greatly appreciate learning about them, so contribute to the forumn.

Meat Loaf

Meat Loaf
04-24-08, 14:00
For about four months I've known this hooker of non-importance. Never wanting to scr*w her I always kept her at an arms length. Unfortunately yesterday she pressured me.

Watching her attack prospects with hand jobs at the table, walking around the cantina without a shirt presenting a set of saggy titties (chichis feas, ) and damn near malesting anybody that walked into the bar. Que feo (How ugly.) After a few months of getting the standard no she finally gave-up on me being a client. I do must admit that this girl works hard for money like Donna Summer.

Yesterday, I sent out a broadcast text message to all the girls in my cellphone directory offering employment so I guess she heard about it and wanted an audition. She does know my all of my former sex-employees and has seen us around the city and country enjoying the life of Meat Loaf. One day I saw her with her "husband" and almost blew her cover, but caught myself in time.

With limit selection available I sat next to her and conversed. Having hands of smooth, soft masculinity she asked for a massage so I abliged. She loved it of course. Tired of kneeding her dough we sat on the sofa where she pulled me into her lap to stroke the tape of neck. During this exchange she asked me to f*ck her. Not wanting to f*ck anyone nor her I declined, but this girl is a hard worker and persistent. I offered to just give her a tip (propina, ) but she refused. The propina was the entire amount of the sexual fee. She refused and begged for the Meat Loaf.

Alright was my reply even though I told her I had no erection. That didn't matter. Far too many girls have this expectation of Meat Loaf and want to see it and experience it for themselves. Me being successful in life doesn't hurt either.

So we enter the room and I'm timid. Wanting to just talk she pressured me to get undressed as I saw her naked body. So I did. We started making out and then the bullsh*t started: 100 Questions! Dirty Talk, but not dirt. Instead it was an interview (entrevista) on why I liked her; why I liked the p*ssy; and why I liked her. Damn, talk about more pressure. Now I'm a salesman. If I wanted to be a saleman to the ladies I would be looking for "non-pros" to derobe. Damn. Too much talking dirty in Spanish gets old real soon. Hell, I don't talk during the act anyway 'cause I'm too busy getting my breathing right just as a track athlete breathes for optimum performance.

So the p*ssy was wetter than an ocean and she really wanted to eat this meat. Honestly, it's some pretty good p*ssy, but.

I would hit it again oneday, but all of that talking gets old real quick. Furthermore, the girl I wanted finally became available and I was occupied with his muchacha (girl.)

I guess I should increase my repertoire of Spanish Dirty Talk although that's not my style, but it can't hurt.

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Meat Loaf
04-25-08, 08:40
This B*tch is crazy! Crazy for you? Crazy for me? Or just plain crazy? Yes, the latter! Maybe I have bad luck; take whomever spreads their legs; or this is just the law of numbers, but damn these b*tches (putas) are crazy! Sh*t; F*ck; Damn; and a bag of chips, Lays.

I'm with the wh*re from Saturday and its been drama all day!

(Oh, so much drama I had to call the USA to get some counseling.)

First and foremost, my new maid arrived this morning from the broadcast text messages I sent yesterday. This girl I've known for 2 years and is a neighbor. So she arrives this morning and we listen to music and drink a few beers. I call it the day at about noon.

At the brothel I arrive. Monger Education: Whatever country you live always check the paydates of the populace. For example, the first and fifteenth. Reason being, by the 7th and 22nd of the month or the following week after the paydate the populace is broke! They have no more money for the week until the next paydate. Feast on the hookers at the brothel; or famine while they wait until the next paydate. These dates are gold in every country. Think about it!

So the brothel has been jam-packed all week with fresh tuna. I wanted to get my drink on so I bought some rum. The broad from Saturday came over to talk and also retrieve some clothing she left behind. (B*tches always want a way back into the home of Meat Loaf.) We shared a bottle of rum and everything was fine. She offered to spend the night with me although I didn't want it, but I don't like sleeping without a piece of p*ssy next to me to f*ck when I feel my d*ck is hard, so I said cool. I ordered another bottle of rum and the problems began and the onda (vibe) changed for the worse.

The owner asked me not to share anymore rum with her. Of course, I agreed. The s*ut blew-up. Oh drama! (I don't shit where I eat. Hell, his place of business is a buffet of hoes for me to recruit so why would I jeopardize that for a B-*-T-C-H? ) Jamas (never.) *** Are you readers of Meat Loaf posts improving your spanish via my translations? *** This wh*re on my courtesy tried to "get crunk" with me. She was talkin' "mad sh*t" like Jim Cramer from CNBC. B*tch tried to castrate me for not sharing my rum with her. I knew this was "front central" 'cause the other 20 hookers were observing Meat Loaf the entire time. Keeping my cool before the b*tches I chilled. After awhile I forwarded the broad that I didn't want to get grosero (rude.) She said get grosero. I declined 'cause it's different level. Besides the other girls were watching and I wanted to remain calm and collected for their admiration. For Meat Loaf can guide and cuidar (take care) his muchacha or any muchacha.

I eventually disowned that girl turning my back to her. Oye (listen, ) this girl talks all presumida (conceded, possible mispelled) and wants to northern life. No soy su puerta (I'm not her bridge or gateway.) The other hookers, her co-workers were listening and getting offended. I chose to accompany the other ladies while this girl continued to perform solo (alone.) Yeah, we talked about her behind her back! Asi es (That's how it is.) I drank the second bottle of rum with the other two hookers.

A few hours later the drunk hooker called me to return to my house so she could spend the night. Drama #2:

So this hooker is in-front of my house for 10-minutes as I return home. My neighbors watch and observe. I walk-up to the house and she has this other presumida hooker with her. Of course, I said what are you doing here? Watching after her. B*tch, who is you, "Capitana Save-a-Hoe? "

So we drink some more rum. Two other hooker arrive at my house. Everyone is on the front-porch. The neighborhood comes outside to witness Meat Loaf entertaining the ladies Neighbors from three blocks away arrive. Everyone is trying to ride Meat Loaf. Meat Loaf. Meat Loaf. Meat Loaf is heard throughout the neighborhood. Every leech beyond these girls is present.

So these hoes tried to hoe me, but oh no. Not possible. Playing disk jockey with the nortena music and reggae panameno (Panama) these broads start fighting over someone loosing some money from the nights service. I don't know what happened, but I found some of my pictures misplaced. Getting ignorant I pour a bottle of water upon the suspect and instructed her not to touch my sh*t. This b*tch is wet and continues her argument about money with the other hooker. These broads were removing all of the contents from their purses, wh*re bags, bras, panties, and even tampons. I aint bullshitin; . These b*tches took the tampons apart to prove they were not hiding money inside.

Making me look bad before my neighbors I ended the night by killing the lights, cutting the music, taking the glasses, and chairs. Actually, the drunk broad from early was on damage control. I gained confidence in her for a minute as if she was watching over my home / her desire home.

We go to bed and I began to cuddle. She begins to fight and cry. Drama #3:

So this hooker wants to cry and all that sh*t. I put the hoe in check. She acts up. I try to leave. She starts to get crazy. I remember last-Friday. I try to kiss her ass. She calms down. I sneak away. She falls asleep. I write ISG post.

Come morning this is another b*tch banned from my house and social life. I have the hooker from earlier coming over tomorrow anyway. And she's pre-warned about these hookers being crazy for Meat Loaf.

Oye (listen, ) here I am writing this bullshit so how am I gonna' work in the morning? Please do not follow my path 'cause it may be entertaining, but is not what I choose to do, bu do 'cause I'm a creature of habit. I'd much rather be in an office kicking ass, making money, and with a family like you guys. Instead, I'm your entertainment: It's fun writing this sh*t too.

Have a Good Business Day!

So here I am writing this report while that lame pysco-b*tch sleeps! It was hard work to get away from her and I'm not in a hurry to return. Besides, the broad is stingy (tacana) with the p*ssy, kisses, and other amorous acts.

Auxilio a Meat Loaf (Help Meat Loaf)

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J Europe
04-25-08, 17:31
So the brothel has been jam-packed all week with fresh tuna. I wanted to get my drink on so I bought some rum. The broad from Saturday came over to talk and also retrieve some clothing she left behind. (B*tches always want a way back into the home of Meat Loaf.) We shared a bottle of rum and everything was fine. She offered to spend the night with me although I didn't want it, but I don't like sleeping without a piece of p*ssy next to me to f*ck when I feel my d*ck is hard, so I said cool. I ordered another bottle of rum and the problems began and the onda (vibe) changed for the worse.Meat is this the same chica that you had to call the cops on? If so you my friend are and IDIOT! Why in the world would you even think about entertaining this chica again with all the crap and drama she has put you thru.

You then turn around and invite her back to the scene of the crime and your excuse is "you don't like to sleep alone without a piece of ass next to you". Insanity Meat pure Insanity.

J

Meat Loaf
04-26-08, 01:37
Meat is this the same chica that you had to call the cops on? If so you my friend are and IDIOT! Why in the world would you even think about entertaining this chica again with all the crap and drama she has put you thru.

You then turn around and invite her back to the scene of the crime and your excuse is "you don't like to sleep alone without a piece of ass next to you". Insanity Meat pure Insanity.

JNo, J Europe she is not the same one that I called the cops about. This was a different girl: The girl from Saturday night that is "All P*ssy" (skinny and 30 years old.) Different girl with different drama.

What I referring to about Friday-night memories was all of the drama that ensued so I wanted to prevent that experience from happening again so I "fell on the sword" and said what needed to be said so the girl would not blow-up. She was begging me to f*ck her, crying, etcetera. No joke.

J Europe, Meat Loaf would never be that stupid as to re-invite that chica. But you know what happens J Europe is that these girls (all hookers) are sad and when that depression hits they react in a rage.

Tommasini
04-29-08, 03:50
I'm moving to the Rivas, Nicaragua area. Please post any info. you have on this area!

Thanks guys!

Meat Loaf
04-29-08, 14:17
i'm moving to the rivas, nicaragua area. please post any info. you have on this area!

thanks guys!
i'm moving to the rivas, nicaragua area. please give me all the info. you guys have on this place!

thanks allot!noting to really write about concerning rivas or san juan del sur. small beach community with nothing more than surf waves. costa rica would be a hell of a lot better of a place to relocate.

you will be bored out of this world in rivas or sjds. there's nothing to do as far as a well-rounded retirement. costa rica is already developed and has lots of things to do and experience.

the real estate situation is "shaky" in nicaragua since the sandanistas are back in power. the last time they were in power they stole (privatized) lots of foreign real estate assets. no title company has confidence in nicaragua and if they do the cost is extremely high.

usa mortage rates are 6% while nicargua mortgage rates are 15% and that assumes you get financing with the subprime market affecting global markets. costa rica has lots of owner-financed property!

nicaragua is "semi-communist / socialist" and is best-friends with hugo chavez, president of venezuela, who has confirep001ed the cement industry, oil industry, electricy industry, and devalued the bolivar currency tremendously within the country. power shortages and food shortages are common in venezuela. i mention venezuela because daniel ortega, president of nicaragua, is best-friends with chavez. they talk everyday and are always visiting one another. they are anti-usa / north american.

nicaragua is under the thumb of chavez and has bailed out nicaragua with a new power plant, oil refinery, and other infrastructure. so has iran.

basically, nicaragua is in bed with declared usa-enemies which is not good for confidence nor security. costa rica is protected by the usa. don't play "russian roulette" with your money and nicaragua.

Meat Loaf
04-29-08, 18:39
So here I am on Morning morning waiting for the 19-year old finance student to start her first day at "work. " As I browse my favorite porn websites I envision myself living with three women / hookers on payroll. Last night while I was banging my steady, I was envisioning the privledge of getting out of bed #1 and walking into bed #2 with a pre-moistened d*ck from the orgasm I gave the steady and entering the other piece of ass I have on payroll.

(I know guys that do have hookers living with them, but unlike me, they are earning money from the girls by being a pimp, whereas I'm not earning anything, but am paying. Which is worse the pimp or the client? I've had this conversation with the pimps and recognize the amount of headache that is involved in b*tch management. Truth be told: It's really not that hard to accomplish what I'm trying to do, but to keep the turnover rate low maybe.)

So on Monday she called-in and informed me of her unavailability for this day, but will arrive tomorrow. The Land of Manana (Latin America, ) yet they want 1st world living. Go figure: Something for nothing produces?

Well she showed-up, the 19-year old, with a skirt, some big legs, a cute face, huge tits, and pretty feet! I knocked that ass out one day a few months ago as she was trying to make money for tuition. (Read earlier Meat Loaf posts.)

I'm gonna' "rock that ass" a lot now that I have her in my house. And she's cheaper than the last one I employed! I explained to her some finance info. Since she's studying the industry and was in admiration. I have little experience with young girls, but they do admire a man's leadership 'cause she was up under me like a puppy dogg.

So, another girl (the one who I called the police on, ) that I've been living with tried to get back into the picture by coming over on Sunday. I told her that I had hired some new replacements, but she didn't believe the reality until they showed-up! Now she's crying 'cause her meal ticket is in jeapordy. She putting-up a revolt and trying to deligate her activities. She did comment on how I have 3 women in my house now: Her the 24 year old mother of two; the pregnant (not by me) maid and mother of one; and the 19-year old student. The 24 year old has been living with me since Saturday. (J Europe may have been correct with his previous post, but I figure that now I know her capacity for destruction and saves me from having to learn someone else's capacity for destruction.)

I'll take this 19-year old anyday of the week! I already starting kissing her and feeling on her ass. I told her how much I missed her and did miss that sweet, fresh 19-year old p*ssy. You can still see the goosebumps on that snatch. I'm gonna' ram her up to 10 times per day! I would f*ck her today, but my other live-in is trippin' right now due to jealousy.

I now have them going to the store together, watching television, and bonding. Who will be the first to start "player hating? " If I can't have Meat Loaf this new b*tch won't either. Little does the 24-year old know that her last day is Thursday and I'm gonna' focus on the pregnant maid and 19-year old. The two combined are still cheaper and I can recruit a third.

Tiny 12
04-29-08, 22:46
Man, Meatloaf, I enjoy your stories. For those of us that live vicariously through your experiences, they bring a lot of entertainment and a little bit of joy to our lives. But why go through the pain and suffering? The only thing worse than having a nagging, bitching wife around would be having three of them, which seems to be the position you're working yourself into. Except in addition to the nagging and the bitching, some of these chicas appear to be psycho too. All the drama would drive me crazy. Not to mention you're probably shortening your lifespan with the stress. To some this may be Living the Dream, but to me it would be more like Living the Nightmare. It's one damn entertaining nightmare though.

Meat Loaf
05-01-08, 18:44
I f*cked her yesterday and it was no good! About two (2) months ago I f*cked her for about 30-minutes and afterwards I had to bang one of my steadies.

Yesterday, while I was banging that coochie she was watching television. She was colder than Hillary Clinton: Cold fish!

I tried to bang her for another session later in the afternoon and she claimed her guts hurt due to my Meat Loaf. Obviously, she's confused on why she's in my house. I guess I shouldn't have clouded her mind with finance chores.

Tomorrow will be her last day of employment and salary. I feel a little bad 'cause she told her mom about her "new" job, but then again these "hookers" lie so much one can't put too much faith into what they say.

She had a pretty coochie with neatly trimmed hair, fat p*ssy lips, a big clit, flat ass, juicy thighs, big tits, long hair, an extremely small mouth, and pretty white skin. I didn't have her give me a BJ, but I wonder if my Meat Loaf would have fit.

Being 33 years of age I don't know why I got excited about banging some 19-year old. I've never been into young inexperienced girls and don't have the time to develop the pussy. I guess reading ISG posts written by old Gringos chasing young girls (the same girls they were never able to get when they were young) made me do it.

Now, I'm left with two (2) girls in my home and re-thinking my strategy.

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Meat Loaf
05-03-08, 16:50
Man, Meatloaf, I enjoy your stories. For those of us that live vicariously through your experiences, they bring a lot of entertainment and a little bit of joy to our lives. But why go through the pain and suffering? The only thing worse than having a nagging, bitching wife around would be having three of them, which seems to be the position you're working yourself into. Except in addition to the nagging and the bitching, some of these chicas appear to be psycho too. All the drama would drive me crazy. Not to mention you're probably shortening your lifespan with the stress. To some this may be Living the Dream, but to me it would be more like Living the Nightmare. It's one damn entertaining nightmare though.Tiny 12, yes, you were correct and yes I did!

As many of you may recall I had some drama occur two (2) Fridays ago and was forced to telephone the police on a young "lady. " Immediately after dismissing her I hit the street in search of her replacement. As a VIP at my neighborhood brothel I began recruiting her replacement among her co-workers. These Chica Nicas have serious jealousy problems and when you combine their jealousy with financial gain and the prostitution lifestyle they are a powder keg waiting to explode! Tread lightly with Chica Nicas.

So I did find her replacement with the 19-year old university student who I fired yesterday due to the protest of "Loco Lady" (24 year old former live-in sex employee mother of 2.) As I discussed the reasons for terminating the employment of the university student "loco lady" was eavesdropping and building-up for her explosion. Finally I told the university to depart and wished her best of luck after paying her handsomely for her one week (2. 5 days) worth of salary. "Loco Lady" blew-up at the amount I gave the university student. "Loco Lady" went into a fit and threatened to return the life of prostitution admitting that she's nothing more than a prostitute; and a damn good one.

Seeing that she needed some time out of the house after she slammed 5 Smirnoffs she and I went to Fenix to meet fellow ISG Senior Member. Fenix would not allow her to enter therefore I sent her home in a taxi and maintained contact with her via cellphone.

I, Meat Loaf, did meet fellow ISG Senior Member at Fenix and he and I mongered Managua for several hours. After leaving the bar I returned home to find household and personal items destroyed within my home and the "loco lady" butt naked hiding in the corner. She must have been physically abused in the past 'cause she looked like she wanted me to hit her for such destruction. Instead, I inspected the house for damage and acquired her purse which I set outside of the house on the curb. Grabbing her by the arm I attempted to guide her out of my rental home. She dropped to floor so I dragged her outside. These events occured in the presence of my neighbors. While on the floor she said forgive 'cause I'm drunk. (I never dismiss someones actions or words based upon alcohol.)

Oh drama, she began pounding upon my front wooden door through the burglar bars. She screamed "I love you; " "I didn't do anything wrong; " "let me back in; " and other absurdities! Then she began breaking every single window pane in the front of my home! She grabbed a brick and broke more windows. She broke window panes with her hand and bleed all over my curtains and floor. She slit her wrists in the process. She obtained a huge cut in the palm of her hand. The neighborhood came outside to witness her destruction while I remained behind the iron bars watching television. Knowing the "loco lady" wanted attention from such behaivor, I turned the lights off so she could behave in the dark underneath the street light. These events occurred at approximately 9 p. M. I am unaware of what time she started breaking things inside of my home since I was mongering with fellow ISG Senior Member.

She performed for about 2 hours in this fashion. The neighbors evently went inside of their homes and compounds to retire for the evening, but she kept going.

Not wanting to feel like a hostage I went outside of my home walking past her to visit the brothel of La Morena y La Chela. I knew I had to change-up my locales just in case she went looking for me to continue her attention-seeking behaivor. After about one hour I was hoping she would be gone so I return home. Rounding the corner I saw the "loco lady" in-front of my home still. Taxis were stopping to attend to her needs. I might add that I gave the girl her salary valued at 200% per capita GDP for which she had upon her person.

At this point I was beginning to tire of the drama. I told her to go sell some pussy at the gas station or at the bus stop. You're nothing more than a prostitute so do what prostitutes do. I further told her that she cannot sleep on my porch or on the curb in front of my house and needed to move across the street or onto the next block.

Hours past, (yes, this girl has some fighting stamina when alcohol is involved) and she was still outside. Living near the police station two officers were resting in-front of my home. With nothing to fear I called the officers over. (For some reason females think men are scared of the police when male-female relations are involved. Maybe it's because of all the tears and lies that are involved when females interact (mispelled) with law enforcement.) The male officers came over and she began the lies and cries. After about 8 minutes I got my turn, but only upon her authority. She was harping upon some arbitrary dollar amount to make everything end for the night. I paid it: Par with per capita GDP. The officers were extremely impressed at how I dismissed her and the money to end this nonsense. The officers said to "loco lady" that now she had her money and they left together.

Yeah, I'm a Gringo! B*tches come and go and the dollar is just part of the game! I've never been in love and I aint got no love for these hoes!

She wanted more fighting and came back with two more offiers (male and female) about 2 hours later via taxi. These officers were lying in wake as I opened the wooden door to speak to "loco lady" behind the burglar bars. Evently the officers presented themselves.

Of course she was making anti-Gringo epithets attempting to gain the citizen advantage and she did among these flunkies. They threatened to deport me. That's a joke. They attempted to break my wooden door down, the officers that is. I called the usually corner-men of Meat Loaf for liberty protection. The "loco lady" was talking about some tee-shirt she left behind. I had no further patience for this nonsens, especially since it was no 4 a. M. Yes, this lasted for 7 hours: This more hours than I work in a business day! Ending everything I gave the "loco lady" a Ralph Lauren Polo shirt. She and the officers got into the taxi together and departed.

During both law enforcement episodes the b*tch was claiming that we were husband and wife since she's been living with me for 4 months. The officers agreed! What? Marriage is that easy? I'm obligated to keep this b*tch? She aint on the lease. (In the USA if you allow someone to claim your address for longer than 30 days they are legal residents at said address. In Texas if you co-habitate in a male-female relationship you are commonlaw married. So who knows what nonsense they have here in Nicaragua especially when a Gringo is paying the bills? ) Once again, I aint the one to get played like a poo-butt / fool / sucker / dummy / sap or mark.

I retire to sleep at 4 a. M. After catching-up on lots of cable television viewing. I arise at 6:30 a. M. By my neighbor who accompanied to the police station to file a police report and restraining order. He was the same guy on Tuesday saying I was a bad guy for having "loco lady" and the university student in the house together and walking around the neighborhood on display. Obviously he learned better after her display of "love. "

Little help the police provided! Of course, nobody was at work, but two desk clerks one of whom I see constantly at the brothel. Notheless I filed a report.

I returned home to clean-up the broken windows and purchase new one which were replaced by 10 a. M.

Yeah, b*tch I'm a Gringo, no sweat! All of these gossipping Sons of B*tches can observe how this bullsh*t didn't slow my role one bit!

My landlord called me to inform me that some neighbors went to their house last night to inform them of "loco lady's" activities and appeared to view the damage. I paid rent; told them the story; and received a don't worry! I later called to inform them the windows had been replaced at which time I received a thank you.

Yeah, I'm a Gringo! And so is the landlord's family which is why I'm their tenant!

I hate to admit it, but Tiny 12 was correct. For why I chose to accept such damage back into my life is answered by the p*ssy was good! The day before yesterday, I wrote a list of her positive and negative traits for which I will describe in a later post.

Today's activities will be to embarrass the "loco lady" at the brothel in an attempt to make her feel so unwelcome that she changes locations. She also broke and lost her cellphone so her client list is gone and must rebuild her clientele. The brothel owner warned her about her treatment towards me since I'm his #1 client for two (2) years and I should be able to get her fired / banned from that location. Hopefully I will. I'm also going to spill the beans to her mother and family via a certified letter of her daughters career in an attempt to embarrass her, just as she did me on two occassions with her behaivor.

Go loco the first-time shame on you; go loco the second-time shame on me; go loco the third-time will never occur! And that's my word Tiny 12. My house is back down to one girl and she's my maid: The maid will always last, but the wh*res come-and-go.

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Meat Loaf
05-04-08, 15:24
Through PM (ISG Senior Membership) I was contacted to provide "wingman" services to a fellow ISG Senior Member. (Pay Jackson his US $20 for ISG Senior Membership and experience the benefits! ) Six (6) weeks later both ISG Senior Members met at Fenix.

Friday

Entering Fenix with my "ex-girlfriend / employee" ("loco lady") to meet fellow ISG Senior Member she was refused entry. Being a professional in the trade she scoped out the current staff of sex workers for familiarity. To no avail she knew noone and was placed into a taxi with the look of sadness. For she knew I had an appointment to meet fellow ISG Senior Member for mongering guidance so why she acted a fool is her fault. Truthfully, I had zero (0%) interest in having sex with anyone and was just out for the fun of it. Just because a person is at a buffet does not mean they will sample all of the dishes (p*ssies) available and people need to realize that.

At Fenix I spoke English with several of the other customers as I waited for fellow ISG Senior Member. I also spoke to a few of the hookers I knew from other locations who were huge Meat Loaf fans! Don't ask me why I have so many admirers in the sex trade, but I do. Fifteen (15) minutes tarde fellow ISG Senior Member arrives.

Meat Loaf and ISG Senior Member endulge in a few beers and speak with a few of the hookers. He and I change locations especially since he had sampled some of the wares the evening earlier. At the second location (#2) fellow ISG Senior Member was impressed with the attractiveness of the working girls. After a few beers and thoughts he expressed interest in one of the young ladies so I translated the conversation. With Meat Loaf as his guide the aspiring entrepreneur told me to translate that she was unavailable to provide vaginal sex due to menstration, anal sex due to fear, but was available provide oral sex. 68 year old fellow ISG Senior Member wanted to bust open her hymen (misspelled) and refused. Being very impressed at her honesty I suggested to "Senior Citizen" monger that he should provide her a tip for such professionalism. Upon our departure he graciously gave her a tip for which she appreciated.

Location number (#3) was visited. Location number four (#4) was visited where he shared the company with a very nice young lady of which he wanted to have accompany him to the hotel for the evening. Unfortunately the exit fee at this location is too expensive so we departed to location number five (#5.) At this location the sales pressure is high and we chose to change atmospheres.

Traveling across town we visited an outdoor bar where we met local Meat Loaf friends of international decent. After a delicious meal and pleasant company he and I chose to end the evening by escorting fellow ISG Senior Member back to his hotel. I, Meat Loaf, returned to my home where "loco lady" was awaiting my arrival with drama.

Saturday Meat Loaf greets fellow ISG Senior Member at Fenix once again. Meat Loaf witnesses the same English-speaking clientele present as Friday. Meat Loaf engages in conversation with these individuals. Meat Loaf invites 68 year old monger into the conversation. Beers are shared among all. Fellow ISG Senior Member provides Meat Loaf with a gift of gratitude that represented his commercial interests in North America. Meat Loaf accepts the gift with pride and humbleness. Meat Loaf and fellow ISG Senior Member invite English-speaking gentleman to change locations with us and he accepts. Mongers travel to location for mongering. English-speaking monger buys a few beers and a piece of p*ssy through Meat Loaf's introduction. 68 year old monger and Meat Loaf converse for a few beers. Fellow ISG Senior Member decides to depart so he may prepare for this outbound flight later that evening. Meat Loaf waits for English-speaking monger to present himself from the p*ssy for which he had rented. Pleasant conversation is exchanged along with North American and Nicaraguan contact information.

In summary, Meat Loaf enjoyed meeting his fellow ISG Senior Member and providing guidance in the Managua scene for which Meat Loaf is a verifyable expert.

Best Wishes are extended from Meat Loaf to 68 year old monger and looks forward to reading your posts regarding this excursion and future mongering discussions!

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Tiny 12
05-05-08, 04:46
This is much better than anything on television tonight.


After leaving the bar I returned home to find household and personal items destroyed within my home and the "loco lady" butt naked hiding in the corner....Oh drama, she began pounding upon my front wooden door through the burglar bars. She screamed "I love you; " "I didn't do anything wrong; " "let me back in; " and other absurdities! Then she began breaking every single window pane in the front of my home! She grabbed a brick and broke more windows. She broke window panes with her hand and bleed all over my curtains and floor. She slit her wrists in the process. She obtained a huge cut in the palm of her hand. The neighborhood came outside to witness her destruction while I remained behind the iron bars watching television.

Meat Loaf
05-05-08, 05:05
This is much better than anything on television tonight.I'm glad to see I'm the butt, entry closed, of your entertainment!

Wanako Tex
05-05-08, 06:28
I agree with Tiny, dude you are the Ernest Hemingway of mongers. I would probably do just as you, specially me being central american, but you are so vivid, and colorful in your narrations i look forward to reading your posts. Kudos to you Meat Loaf, and may the ***** gods grace you with fine and obedient hoes, but then again you would not write all these crazy shits every other day. Then again may the hoe gods provide you with tight, cute and cheap, but slightly disturbed hoes. How's that? sound like a deal?

No seriously dude, please don't stop writing, and if possible take some snapshots.

J Europe
05-05-08, 06:59
Tiny 12, yes, you were correct and yes I did! Oh drama, she began pounding upon my front wooden door through the burglar bars. She screamed "I love you; " "I didn't do anything wrong; " "let me back in; " and other absurdities! Then she began breaking every single window pane in the front of my home! She grabbed a brick and broke more windows. She broke window panes with her hand and bleed all over my curtains and floor. She slit her wrists in the process. She obtained a huge cut in the palm of her hand. The neighborhood came outside to witness her destruction while I remained behind the iron bars watching television. Knowing the "loco lady" wanted attention from such behavior, I turned the lights off so she could behave in the dark underneath the street light. These events occurred at approximately 9 p. M. I am unaware of what timeMeat, why in the world would you continue to put your self thru this crap! Because you like rolling over and hitting a piece of ass in the morning? Or are you a closet "Drama Queen"? Deep down in the dark corners of your soul you must enjoy this stuff, no? Thank God that you are a young man and can handle the stress and all the other B. S. Going on.

All throe I must admit on my next trip to NicaLand I will drop you a line to do some mongering with ya!

J

Meat Loaf
05-05-08, 14:57
QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Morena is open in two spots - one a restaurant mostly for locals with dancing at night and firls from her casa, and one a casa in Cd. Jardin which I will try to see if I can. She only charges me C$400 though I suspect that if she sees casual tourists willing to pay US$50 then she just might.

I haven't been near CC yet but I would like info on the place apparently across the street, like which direction, e.g. which street.[/QUOTE]Non aggressively I proclaim that "Grand Pollo" loose his credibility! For the past several months, five (5, ) I have asked you for the address of "Caribbean Morena" (Gina, ) and you have "cock-blocked! " Every ISG reader that reads Nicaraguan posts knows you were the "so-called" expert and you were "gung-ho"on "Caribbean Morena. " I've contacted you several times via PM for the address of the new Caribbean Morena and you have cock-blocked: Everyone values your stories and information "Grand Pollo" so why you chose not to share the address of your favorite locale can be nothing more than hoarding.

*** I will tone down my rhetoric at this point. I extend my friendship to "Grand Pollo" as a fellow-gentleman and desire the same respect. ***

Caribbean Morena is located in the neighborhood of Altamira on the main avenue of Altamira (la Pista Altamira.) The location is a lot nicer than her previous location near El Dorado or down the street from Fenix. The new location has an outdoor patio allowing beautiful views of the street and its traffic. As usual, this place is expensive, but offers women of African-Caribbean desent.

ISG is a community where commaraderie and the sharing of information is valued so please contribute and don't attempt to hoard information that could be useful to others.

Thank You.

Meat Loaf
05-06-08, 16:32
Meat, why in the world would you continue to put your self thru this crap! Because you like rolling over and hitting a piece of ass in the morning? Or are you a closet "Drama Queen"? Deep down in the dark corners of your soul you must enjoy this stuff, no? Thank God that you are a young man and can handle the stress and all the other B. S. Going on.

All throe I must admit on my next trip to NicaLand I will drop you a line to do some mongering with ya!

JJ Europe, the funny thing about human interaction is that you never know a person's personality until you spend time and get to know them. Getting to know a person presents both the good and the bad.

After you've learned the bad I think it just all comes down to risk management and trying to prevent the nonsense from happening.

And no, I do not like drama whatsoever!

Julio Frippo
05-06-08, 18:12
Hello to all,

Because I am not as descriptive as Meat Loaf in documenting my recent adventure in MAU, I will defer to his post below (RE: 68 Year old Etc.). I will only add that my experience, thanks to Meat Loaf's expert advice was second only to my Costa Rica mongering expeditions. I will now relate what I see as the mongering location differences between MAU and SJ.

Chica selection: when comparing the San Jose massage parlors to the Managua bar/cat houses, I see very little difference in chica quality. Both locations have chica's in the 5-9 ranges, with SJ having maybe a few more at the higher numerical level. IMO. There were more (but not many) MAU chica's that exhibited somewhat of a spare tire in their middle than in SJ.

Meat loaf: I cannot thank Meat Loaf enough for his guidance and friendship. Despite our age differences, we meshed very well. He is very personable and low key, and also a lot of fun to be with. Yes, he’s just as wild and crazy as his posts indicate. The loaf made my experience so much better than if I had been solo. Anyone that is planning a trip to Managua, should send Meat Loaf a private message, you won’t be disappointed. As he indicated in several of his posts, many of the Chica locations are impossible to find if you don’t know the city. With his excellent language skills and knowledge of the city, he was able to direct the taxi drivers to these out of the way locations. I never felt threatened at any of the places we visited, as everyone in the places seemed to know Meat Loaf. Of course this included the chica’s which helped me get good service (as reported by meat Loaf, the chica relating that she was on her period is an example. Last time in SJ I took one to my room that was bleeding profusely about the groin area, what a turn off.) Being with the Loaf reminded me of the Garth Brooks hit song. “I’ve got friends in low places.” Garth could have been describing Meat Loaf when he wrote that song. Meat Loaf, if you are reading this report, thanks once again for your companionship.

Performance: Being 68 I don't try to fool myself into thinking I'm the worlds best lover, (dammit) however, my friend and family physician was kind enough to give me a Testosterone injection and free samples of both Levitra and Cialis. Both seemed to work well. Besides my age, I also have a heart CRT in plant due to contacting some kind of virus (not STD), which destroyed approximately 1/3 of my left ventricle heart muscle. This condition limits my ability to perform hard exercise such as strenuous sex, other than letting the female ride me like a cowgirl. I have to say that these Nicaraguan chica’s are in good physical condition as they kept on riding without any complaints. In fact, at one spot I paid for a half hour and the sweet thing humped me for 45 minutes at no additional charge, except of course an unsolicited propina after my session. Of course these girls also perform all of the other services one can get in San Jose.

Convenience and ambiance: Here, MAU does fall considerably short of SJ standards but make up for much if this in cost, which I will detail later in this report. My main complaint is that air conditioning in this poor country is not that common. In fact, my first experience (prior to meeting up with Meat Loaf) was at the Fenix after first arriving. Because my hotel (Hotel Cristo Rey) was only one block from the Fenix (good planning), I walked to the Fenix right after checking in. After selecting a cute tall and slim chica from the 10 or so that was there, I paid the 200 Cordova fee ($10.50) and accompanied the chica into a small dark hot room. Although the sex was good, the heat in that room took a lot of the pleasure out of it. After discussing it with Meat Loaf, I found out that for a cost of 50 more Cordova, I could have had an air-conditioned room. Also, this room did have a bathroom and shower to wash up after the act, but there were no towels to wipe dry with. This all could have been avoided if I wasn’t Spanish language challenged. Meat Loaf and I did visit other establishments that were fully air-conditioned and I did indulge and despite the small rise in cost, found that to be a more pleasant experience. Unlike picking up a chica at the Del Rey in San Jose, in Managua the most common procedure is having to pay the bar owner, madam, pimp or whatever you want to label them a fee to take a chica to your hotel.

Cost: The difference in pricing compared to Costa Rica is astonishing. My air-conditioned room (common areas not air-conditioned) at the Hotel Cristo Rey was larger than the rooms one gets in Europe and I would rate as a three star hotel. Nothing fancy but clean and comfortable with cable TV with all the English speaking US major networks and HBO. The staff fell all over themselves to make me comfortable. They met me at the airport in a new air-conditioned van and drove me back for a mere $10 charge. Although a continental breakfast is included, my fat ass needs more food so every morning they cooked me eggs and bacon, rice and beans, toast and coffee. The managers son took me on a tour of the city and the volcano’s outside of town for a mere eight dollars an hour. As an example of the service they rendered, consider the following. On the second morning at the hotel, I walked out to look at the swimming pool and noticed some residue floating in the water. I must have registered a look of revulsion on my face because two employees immediately appeared and started to skim the pool. Honest folks, the people here made me feel like a celebrity millionaire, they treated me that well. Oh yes, the total hotel bill for three nights, breakfast and several bottles of water etc., was $180, U.S. I suppose the most important cost information is the cost for Chica’s. Well believe it or not I did not pay the 40 to 100 dollars currently charged in Costa Rica. The most I paid was in an air-conditioned place with wash up facilities including towels. The cost was an unbelievable $13.15, U.S. Yes that is not a typo, $13.15. These chica’s were not dogs either. Beer was anywhere from $1.50 to $2.00.

Recommendations: For an economical mongering experience, do try Managua. For a low cost but friendly and comfortable hotel, the Hotel Cristo Rey is a good value and close to the Fenix for a late night hump. Even if you will have a wingman, meeting up with Meat Loaf would be a smart move. After all, who has more friends in low places than the Loaf? The only person I can think of is the character Tony Soprano from the HBO series.

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J Europe
05-07-08, 08:39
Cost: The difference in pricing compared to Costa Rica is astonishing. My air-conditioned room (common areas not air-conditioned) at the Hotel Cristo Rey was larger than the rooms one gets in Europe and I would rate as a three star hotel. Nothing fancy but clean and comfortable with cable TV with all the English speaking US major networks and HBO. The staff fell all over themselves to make me comfortable. They met me at the airport in a new air-conditioned van and drove me back for a mere $10 charge. Although a continental breakfast is included, my fat ass needs more food so every morning they cooked me eggs and bacon, rice and beans, toast and coffee. The managers son took me on a tour of the city and the volcano’s outside of town for a mere eight dollars an hour. As an example of the service they rendered, consider the following. On the second morning at the hotel, I walked out to look at the swimming pool and noticed some residue floating in the water. I must have registered a look of revulsion on my face because two employees immediately appeared and started to skim the pool. Honest folks, the people here made me feel like a celebrity millionaire, they treated me that well. Oh yes, the total hotel bill for three nights, breakfast and several bottles of water etc., was $180, U.S. I suppose the most important cost information is the cost for Chica’s. Well believe it or not I did not pay the 40 to 100 dollars currently charged in Costa Rica. The most I paid was in an air-conditioned place with wash up facilities including towels. The cost was an unbelievable $13.15, U.S. Yes that is not a typo, $13.15. These chica’s were not dogs either. Beer was anywhere from $1.50 to $2.00.
I too was very surprised with the price of Chicas. We drove from CR to Nic and stayed at the King's Inn which is right next door to Solid Gold which was a total clip joint by the way.

Nothing beats having a fellow monger with a good altitude to show another fellow monger the ropes as it cuts your learning the lay of the land down to nil.

Great report Julio!

Meat Loaf
05-07-08, 17:15
On Saturday I offered that lame-ass 30 year old "All P*ssy" girl a job just because I needed a live-in replacement quick after Friday's drama.

Sometime last week I sent out a broadcast text message to all the wh*res in my cellphone directory: "Quien tiene mas reales que Meat Loaf? A nadie! " (Who has more money than Meat Loaf? Nobody! ) In mongering the monger must be bi-lingual. The monger must speak his native tongue in addition to wh*re speak: Money is the language of wh*res and is mandatory for effective communication. The broadcast fax was received with enthusiasm and served its purpose in sparking interest in Meat Loaf.

As she sat on my lap within ear-shot of the owner she professed on how I didn't give her hardly any money the night before. She then went on a tirate of "Anti-Gringo" nature. Caution: At anytime anti-Gringo sentiment can take over and place the Gringo in danger. This volatility is present throughout society especially since the government (law enforcement) is anti-Gringo. It is this mentality that make Gringo existence in Nicaragua a dangerous (liberty and property) endeavor!

"Anti-Gringo" sentiment is when your presence is marginalized to one of financial exploitation or citizenship anamous. Years of television viewing and other marketing ploys creates a perception of North America that may be true, but is tremendously exaggerated. "Gringo Envy" will always surface when discontent, frustration, or any other excuse is needed or a victim victimized.

While endulging in adult beverages on Monday afternoon the other hookers congregated around "All P*ssy" to ask her how is Meat Loaf since she's spent the night at my home several times (3.) Of course, she had to be a cock-block and make negative statements based upon the girls turning around to look at me. Feeling the stare of 16 eye balls afixed upon one Meat Loaf I knew that b*tch was talking sh*t. Discretely I sent her a text message telling her to shut up (callate! ) She received the phone call, read the message, and ended the "hen session. "

What could she have possibly been saying that was negative about Meat Loaf? That I am cheap (pinche) because when I asked her how much she wanted she had no figure in mind. Or maybe, that I banged her four (4) times in a 9 hour period. Or maybe, that I didn't give her all the money I had 'cause she never told me price. (I'm not a rude individual, but if you're in sales (business) shouldn't you know the suggested retail price? And if you don't then it appears to me that the goods being sold are listed at auction price. Her only problem was that I was the only bidder.) I paid her, out of compassion, the same price as the previous time. Never did she barter so shame on her.

Mintues later I sat beside her after watching her receive numerous rejections from other patrons of the male gender. (I never kick a wounded dogg.) We discussed on why she was "telling all" to the other girls and she said that it's open game for discussion. I arose and told her to quiet that noise and that it was her fault for not telling me a number: The next time I break you in I suggest you talk more! She replied that there will be no next time and I volleyed that there will be a next time if I choose to f*ck her again. The look of hate was transmitted from her eyes.

On Tuesday night she sent me a text message asking if I was at home so she could provide some home delivery. I telephoned her back that I had someone else in my bed and for her to get in line (hace la cola.) She hung-up but only after calling me a zorro (sl*t.)

Although I may bang up to five (5) women per week, how does that make me a zorro when the girls need to bang up to five (5) per day to eat? Hypocracy. And the proof is that if I wanted to bang them, they too will "drop 'dem draws, " which at such time makes them a zorra by association.

I know, this is too much logic for a prostitute to ponder!

ElNica
05-08-08, 06:19
Hello to all,

Because I am not as descriptive as Meat Loaf in documenting my recent adventure in MAU, I will defer to his post below (RE: 68 Year old Etc.). I will only add that my experience, thanks to Meat Loaf's expert advice was second only to my Costa Rica mongering expeditions. I will now relate what I see as the mongering location differences between MAU and SJ.

Chica selection: when comparing the San Jose massage parlors to the Managua bar/cat houses, I see very little difference in chica quality. Both locations have chica's in the 5-9 ranges, with SJ having maybe a few more at the higher numerical level. IMO. There were more (but not many) MAU chica's that exhibited somewhat of a spare tire in their middle than in SJ.

Meat loaf: I cannot thank Meat Loaf enough for his guidance and friendship. Despite our age differences, we meshed very well. He is very personable and low key, and also a lot of fun to be with. Yes, he’s just as wild and crazy as his posts indicate. The loaf made my experience so much better than if I had been solo. Anyone that is planning a trip to Managua, should send Meat Loaf a private message, you won’t be disappointed. As he indicated in several of his posts, many of the Chica locations are impossible to find if you don’t know the city. With his excellent language skills and knowledge of the city, he was able to direct the taxi drivers to these out of the way locations. I never felt threatened at any of the places we visited, as everyone in the places seemed to know Meat Loaf. Of course this included the chica’s which helped me get good service (as reported by meat Loaf, the chica relating that she was on her period is an example. Last time in SJ I took one to my room that was bleeding profusely about the groin area, what a turn off.) Being with the Loaf reminded me of the Garth Brooks hit song. “I’ve got friends in low places.” Garth could have been describing Meat Loaf when he wrote that song. Meat Loaf, if you are reading this report, thanks once again for your companionship.

Performance: Being 68 I don't try to fool myself into thinking I'm the worlds best lover, (dammit) however, my friend and family physician was kind enough to give me a Testosterone injection and free samples of both Levitra and Cialis. Both seemed to work well. Besides my age, I also have a heart CRT in plant due to contacting some kind of virus (not STD), which destroyed approximately 1/3 of my left ventricle heart muscle. This condition limits my ability to perform hard exercise such as strenuous sex, other than letting the female ride me like a cowgirl. I have to say that these Nicaraguan chica’s are in good physical condition as they kept on riding without any complaints. In fact, at one spot I paid for a half hour and the sweet thing humped me for 45 minutes at no additional charge, except of course an unsolicited propina after my session. Of course these girls also perform all of the other services one can get in San Jose.

Convenience and ambiance: Here, MAU does fall considerably short of SJ standards but make up for much if this in cost, which I will detail later in this report. My main complaint is that air conditioning in this poor country is not that common. In fact, my first experience (prior to meeting up with Meat Loaf) was at the Fenix after first arriving. Because my hotel (Hotel Cristo Rey) was only one block from the Fenix (good planning), I walked to the Fenix right after checking in. After selecting a cute tall and slim chica from the 10 or so that was there, I paid the 200 Cordova fee ($10.50) and accompanied the chica into a small dark hot room. Although the sex was good, the heat in that room took a lot of the pleasure out of it. After discussing it with Meat Loaf, I found out that for a cost of 50 more Cordova, I could have had an air-conditioned room. Also, this room did have a bathroom and shower to wash up after the act, but there were no towels to wipe dry with. This all could have been avoided if I wasn’t Spanish language challenged. Meat Loaf and I did visit other establishments that were fully air-conditioned and I did indulge and despite the small rise in cost, found that to be a more pleasant experience. Unlike picking up a chica at the Del Rey in San Jose, in Managua the most common procedure is having to pay the bar owner, madam, pimp or whatever you want to label them a fee to take a chica to your hotel.

Cost: The difference in pricing compared to Costa Rica is astonishing. My air-conditioned room (common areas not air-conditioned) at the Hotel Cristo Rey was larger than the rooms one gets in Europe and I would rate as a three star hotel. Nothing fancy but clean and comfortable with cable TV with all the English speaking US major networks and HBO. The staff fell all over themselves to make me comfortable. They met me at the airport in a new air-conditioned van and drove me back for a mere $10 charge. Although a continental breakfast is included, my fat ass needs more food so every morning they cooked me eggs and bacon, rice and beans, toast and coffee. The managers son took me on a tour of the city and the volcano’s outside of town for a mere eight dollars an hour. As an example of the service they rendered, consider the following. On the second morning at the hotel, I walked out to look at the swimming pool and noticed some residue floating in the water. I must have registered a look of revulsion on my face because two employees immediately appeared and started to skim the pool. Honest folks, the people here made me feel like a celebrity millionaire, they treated me that well. Oh yes, the total hotel bill for three nights, breakfast and several bottles of water etc., was $180, U.S. I suppose the most important cost information is the cost for Chica’s. Well believe it or not I did not pay the 40 to 100 dollars currently charged in Costa Rica. The most I paid was in an air-conditioned place with wash up facilities including towels. The cost was an unbelievable $13.15, U.S. Yes that is not a typo, $13.15. These chica’s were not dogs either. Beer was anywhere from $1.50 to $2.00.

Recommendations: For an economical mongering experience, do try Managua. For a low cost but friendly and comfortable hotel, the Hotel Cristo Rey is a good value and close to the Fenix for a late night hump. Even if you will have a wingman, meeting up with Meat Loaf would be a smart move. After all, who has more friends in low places than the Loaf? The only person I can think of is the character Tony Soprano from the HBO series.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.I am glad you had a great time. I have been an experienced monger for CR and BsAs, Argentina but have rarely tried Managua when I visit. THis time even though my stay is short, I would love to try these places like FEnix or anything else that meatloaf may recommend. Sadly for me, I am a rookie to mongering in my own home country and when visiting is mainly to see family.

ML,

I hope you don't mind at least providing the numbers for the casas in Managua.

I will be here until Monday before heading back to Miami.

Regards

Meat Loaf
05-08-08, 13:46
I am glad you had a great time. I have been an experienced monger for CR and BsAs, Argentina but have rarely tried Managua when I visit. THis time even though my stay is short, I would love to try these places like FEnix or anything else that meatloaf may recommend. Sadly for me, I am a rookie to mongering in my own home country and when visiting is mainly to see family.

ML,

I hope you don't mind at least providing the numbers for the casas in Managua.

I will be here until Monday before heading back to Miami.

RegardsI automatically knew you were living in Miami. Nicaragua loves Miami. Are there any USA citizens living there?

ElNica, contact me so I can show you around.

These places have phone numbers yes, but you can't f*ck a girl on the phone so what's the point. If you want phone sex wait until you get back to the USA.

On Saturday at 2 p.m. I will be mongering with my 70 year old running buddy.

Julio Frippo
05-08-08, 14:36
See my response on the other website. Even though you are a native of NIC, I suggest you PM Meat Loaf and monger with him. As I posted earler, he knows every mongering place in the city and I'm sure he would be glad to go with you.

ElNica
05-08-08, 19:36
See my response on the other website. Even though you are a native of NIC, I suggest you PM Meat Loaf and monger with him. As I posted earler, he knows every mongering place in the city and I'm sure he would be glad to go with you.Guys,

I contacted ML and provided a contact number so we could try coordinating a brief tour. Hopefully he will :)

Julio, based on your intel I may actually know where Fenix is. I just never knew its name. Thank you for that.

ML, There is a whole community of Nicaraguans in Miami. Most of us there ARE US Citizens and bilingual for the most part. The funny thing is that I know all about the scene in S Florida and in Nicaragua I am almost as bad as any tourist. It is a shame to admit it I know :D but I am trying to change that.

Meat Loaf
05-09-08, 12:24
After months of dominating this board I am glad to see you guys writing something!

It's amazing that Julio Frippo, a cool ass senior citizaen, had to give you the confidence to write something anonymously.

Meat Loaf
05-10-08, 13:56
Yesterday I decided to break-in some p*ssy so I rented this 22 year old w/ braids and a skinny body. My meat wasn't working after drinking 3 bottles of rum and playing dominoes with the fellas at the brothel. Nonetheless I tried. My performance was mediocre and I did shoot a load. Wanting to really bust this girl in I went to the farmacy and bought the pill. I returned and she was scared. She complained that her body hurt. I told the the owner and pimped her. We went into the room for another 1-hour session. She was bullsh*tting. I got frustrated. She ran from the room. I looked around for the normal wh*respects, but everyone was gone. I went looking for La Chela y La Morena but they were not at work. I returned home with some stiff wood.

Agenda for today starting in two hours is to bust open four (4) girls at the brothel including my old employee from last year. I drinking lots of water and trying to maintain my energy. None of the current crop of girls have been with me except two and one has been cock-blocking hard. The other is cool, sucks a mean d*ck, and has some deep and juicy guts that I really enjoyed beating-up three (3) times a day until she tried to scam me for an abortion.

Meat Loaf
05-11-08, 17:04
So I'm at the bar a few months ago and am conversing with this girl from last year. She's asking me how the scene is at other brothels. I tell her the truth which is the life prostituting sucks everywhere. She volleys that she's making big money at her current location. I ask how much? She discloses. I calculate the figure via long division. I respond, "that's like 25 dicks in a week. " She replies don't be rude with such a statement.

Either she's lying about her success in selling p*ssy or I'm correct with how many dicks she's taking per week.

Riggo
05-12-08, 02:50
Loaf,

Have you ever been to Polankos and and tried out any of the semi-pros? When I worked down there a few years ago, that's where I would hang out, and I was very successful.

Riggo

Shark
05-12-08, 04:41
Hello, how are you doing, well first of all I'm shark an American son of an Canadian and a Salvadorean, well about a year ago I met a girl from Nicaragua working in a "girl house" in El Salvador, and she became my regular and then she visited my house and had long hours of sex (including videos ad photos) she became "my girlfriend" suddenly a few weeks ago, she called me and said that she has to leave to Managua for an emergency and gave me her phone number, I called her a few days ago and said she will be available for me when I arrived there so I'm asking for your help, I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night, I promise you photos of this girl she said she lives near the supreme court or something like that. If she agrees I will give you her phone number well I hope you can help me.

Wanako Tex
05-12-08, 07:29
I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night.Apart Hotel Novo, check it out in the Salvadorean thread.

Meat Loaf
05-12-08, 07:30
Loaf,

Have you ever been to Polankos and and tried out any of the semi-pros? When I worked down there a few years ago, that's where I would hang out, and I was very successful.

RiggoSemi-pros don't exist at that place. Everyone considers that area extremely dangerous. The girls are hardcore! It's in the middle of nowhere so if something jumps off (ie. Gunshots or a stabbing) you will have a long way to go for help.

That place is also rather dingy with drunks downstairs and hardcore hookers up stairs.

I would not recommend this place although I frequent the locale on occassion.

Again, everyone considers it extremely dangerous.

Meat Loaf
05-12-08, 07:33
Hello, how are you doing, well first of all I'm shark an American son of an Canadian and a Salvadorean, well about a year ago I met a girl from Nicaragua working in a "girl house" in El Salvador, and she became my regular and then she visited my house and had long hours of sex (including videos ad photos) she became "my girlfriend" suddenly a few weeks ago, she called me and said that she has to leave to Managua for an emergency and gave me her phone number, I called her a few days ago and said she will be available for me when I arrived there so I'm asking for your help, I need to find a hotel near the metrocentro area (don't know why she told me it would be better one in that area) and has to be one that allow girls to stay for the night, I promise you photos of this girl she said she lives near the supreme court or something like that. If she agrees I will give you her phone number well I hope you can help meExplain to us how it's possible for you to be an American son of a Canadian and a Salvadorean?

If you're chasing an international hooker than you need some mental help!

Meat Loaf
05-12-08, 07:48
In the best interest of all ISG Managua readers and admirers of Meat Loaf tales I must disclose that my writing style may create the misperception that you too can rack-up wh*res in Nicaragua. Years on the stroll and having what the girls are looking for (ie. this Meat Loaf trophy) makes me successful.

Don't get fooled into thinking that Nicaragua is a prostitution haven because it is not. There is a reason nobody every posted much information on this country until I appeared!

Although I enjoy the compliments lent by others, my success is a direct reflection of time invested living in these brothels. My early years of experience living in brothels provides me with a good understanding of the scene.

For guaranteed success and a well-rounded existence Nicaragua is not the place to be.

Again, don't get fooled by my stories into believing you too can accomplish such Meat Loaf feats. Instead, visit or relocate to countries with a proven track record of success.

Thanks for the encouragement.

Meat Loaf
05-12-08, 14:45
I use drugs! I use viagra 100mg and destroy wombs like Hiroshima. Doped-up for two (2) days with viagra I've been providing my direct-foreign investment.

I'm sorry "J Europe, " but I can't concentrate without getting p*ssy 3 to 7 times daily and with easy availability. Every since the drama of last week forced my live-in to get fired I've been sleeping alone. I've been on the prowl for a new live-in.

Fact: Like most d*ck, most p*ssy is lame! One must kiss many frogs in search of something decent not to mention good, and not to mention with the stamina for my sexual appetite.

It's so much cheaper to have sex-employees than pay-per-session. I've been hitting the street in search of a new b*tch and believe you me, it's a full-time job. I can't even concentrate on my job duties during business hours.

My normal spot was lame and I was in no mood to speak Spanish. I switched-up locations just 'cause I needed the physical exercise. (I'm waiting for my old employee until Monday.)

So I go to this spot I frequented hardcore last year and built-up a huge reputation. These girls gossip more than Entertainment Tonight.

The broad in particular never experienced vaginal sex with me so I wanted something I could pound on. With 2-days of viagra running through my system I needed someone that could handle (take) some meat. That skinny sh*t most of you guys are fascinated with can't take that much meat especially if they don't like having sex. Knowing this fact, I needed a female with some meat.

With Dominican-looking features I called her over to my table. She asked why I was consuming a gaseosa (soda pop) and not my normal beer or rum. I replied that I was there for business and wanted 1-hour with her to start. My strategy was to bang four (4) girls in succession. To the room we went.

Last year, I had her co-worker in lust with me and that same b*tch started cock-blocking. These girls get jealous real quick! Using a Spanish word from a different country I told the jealous girl that she was floja (lazy, ) but in Nicaraguan slang it means a loose-and-sloppy p*ssy with no fealing (floja.) Making this statement within a brothel in the presence of patrons and hookers caused the jealous girl to blow-up. The b*tch lunged at me to fight, got a few shots in, and was restrained. Later she was lying in wake around the bathroom corner and jumped me again. Evidently, this caused her to loose attraction for me. Too bad 'cause she was cute, but on some bullsh*t.

So the Dominican-looking girl was her main buddy and this memory still is within earshot. This is the backdrop to our relationship.

We enter the room and derobe. I begin to squeeze that meat as if I'm the president of an NFL team at the combines. She told me to calm down. I replied I'm gonna break your spine. She grabs the jimmie-hat and places it upon my Meat Loaf via oral skills. With half-a-dick I enter the womb and grow about half-a-foot. She comments, "Gran Turco" (Big D*ck.) She opens her eyes wider than Nancy Grace. I excavate her as if I'm Haliburton looking for oil in Iraq.

We sweat-up a Hurricane Katrina. I pound that ass hard. She asked me why I was so possessed. I told her this is the real deal and I know she's been wanting it. I attack that p*ssy with precision in my stroke and in every direction. She learned her lesson and hopefully is talking to the other girls about Meat Loaf. She served her purpose in helping me build my reputation as I search for new employees.

Strategy: Deliver USDA Grade A beef; let the girls talk; deliver more beef to the girls who are curious; evaluate the girls performance; and finally offer employment to girl with the best p*ssy. Erections "By Any Means Necessary! "

In summary, the p*ssy was no good, but the body is. Maybe if she had attraction for me beyond my swole pockets or wasn't prostituting for survival the p*ssy would be Dynomite. But it's just a polvo (nutt.) And that's her purpose based upon participation and requesting more money to suck her milk free titties (tetas.) I'll stop by today to hear what she's talking about to the other girls. This particular location is fascinated by Meat Loaf's personality and friendship.

BlackSultan
05-12-08, 17:08
So are you saying don't come down to Nicaragua to visit the country, experience the culture, and fuck hoes??? That the scene is not worth the trip?? What gives?? The reason why I ask is because I have been reading your funny and informative stuff for a while and Managua seems very interesting (I guess it is way that you write). Just curious.

Meat Loaf
05-12-08, 21:36
So are you saying don't come down to Nicaragua to visit the country, experience the culture, and fuck hoes??? That the scene is not worth the trip?? What gives?? The reason why I ask is because I have been reading your funny and informative stuff for a while and Managua seems very interesting (I guess it is way that you write). Just curious.You need to clean your PM Black Sultan. I know what Black is, but what is a Sultan?

No Senor. The scene is not worth it!

Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Mexico, DR, and Argentina are worth trips. Nicaragua is not worth the trip or relocation!

Xdred
05-12-08, 21:53
Certainly there are no raving posts on this or other sites suggesting MGA as a premier type mongering destination. Certainly disappointment could occur quickly if comparing to Costa Rica, Colombia or even El Salvador. I certainly would not go unless curious or well nothing else to do or if a young guy on vacation seeking fun excitement in a land of exotic chicas.

Now why would one that has been around consider such a destination? To start with US$10.00 30m sessions and certainly no shortage of brothels in which to play your hand. Having been in most of the other central American countries this is just another stop. The hunting is cheap and mistakes light on the wallet.

Looking forward to game with the non smiling, greedy, bad attitude chica nicas.

Meat Loaf
05-13-08, 14:52
she's a hooker not for the money, but for the sex! of course the money does not hurt either. i make this analysis based upon her attitude towards my proposition for employment; her emjoyment in being my employee last year; and her reputation as a neighborhood sl*t from peers. she does have love for based upon her giving me a gift last week and expressing her lack of interest in fighting with other b*tches for me and her desire to be my amanate (mistress.)

wanting to hit some fresh, non-comtaminated by prior sex, p*ssy i arrive at the brothel at 9 a. m.

while many a man chase non-pros, date non-pros, and hope for the chance to get some sex from the non-pro after lots of money has been spent, i choose an alternative route. after all, what if the p*ssy is lame then what will you? normally you will accept her lame ass sex, but not me. instead, i choose to test the p*ssy first from the perspective of quality control: iso 9000 is the uniform process of quality control where standardized traits are required for an individual product. in women this quality control is manifest in (1) blowjob capabilities, intensity, and admiration; (2) the appearance of the p*ssy with hair; (3) the texture of the p*ssy meat; (4)the stamina of the p*ssy to endure several sessions daily; and (5) the body being easily manuevered during sex. if these five (5) standardized traits are not met than it will be rejected within five (5) sexual encounters of meat loaf.

i want that ass in my house everyday like last year. she has some good p*ssy and can suck a vicious d*ck at the drop of a zipper! so i went into salesman mode.

like most hookers she has problems with honesty. why do i say such? 'cause the ho* hustled me for chump change last year and got madd when i kept asking about it! why do i say such? 'cause last year the ho* tried to hustle me for an abortion, told me she received the abortion, and then i hear she had a new baby. the latter was verified by that sweet tittie milk on saturday. my mentality: i don't give a f*ck as long as you can f*ck. we aint getting married and i aint lookin' for someone to share a mortgage with, credit card payments with, and all of that other jazz. i'm lookin' for some good p*ssy to put on the pill or shot and bang out 7 times daily!

there i am conversing with some buddies about me needing a new attorney of which he is. she walks into the brothel looking cute! (i spend more time at the brothel than the girls.) i tell her i want some p*ssy and she replies of course. after my glass of rum we enter the room. (why these hoes are commenting upon my drinking comsumption is beyond me. i don't comment on how many d*cks they take per day while i consume these beverages. it must be that irish in my blood.)

we enter the room, but only after she exhibits much affection for me by adjusting my shirt, laying her head upon my lap, rubbing the tape of my neck, and other signs of attraction. (the day prior i had broke-in the 22 year old with braids and everyone was laughing about the girl being scared and sore.) i don't know if this was in her thoughts, but she showed me much love.

not wasting anytime we start f*cking! that p*ssy looks good and cute. nicely trimmed hair. a fat cat. and much passion. some good and thick meat. i crush that p*ssy dumping a load within her jaws. she loved it as i have known for years. she blew my trumpet afterwards in the shower.

session #2 occurred a few hours later. with no panties underneath her skirt we entered the room. curious on who i've been f*cking and what everyone is talking about, she inquired about the other girls i've written about. i told her about those girls and our exploits. she included her locuras (crazy sh*t) within the bunch and had the courage to call me loco (crazy.) after 15-minutes of talking and her disclosing in confidence that all the girls want me to be their boyfriend / husband / man / etcetera i gained curiosity. i disclosed that the only reason is that i have more money than bill gates. she said no, it's cause you're meat loaf using my isg sobrenombre (nickname.)

i crushed that p*ssy again for another hour. immediately afterwards i departed the brothel to sleep and she inquired if i was to return later that afternoon. no se (i don't know.)

on sunday i sent her a text message on how that p*ssy is the bomb and i want to hit it three (3) times per day as last year. again, she said no.

today is monday and i'm about to leave for the brothel and more f*ckin' and more conversation. i was there all day and she didn't show up to work. everyone was talking about how she enjoyed her time with meat loaf. i'll go say what's up to her today (tuesday.)

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Nabradi
05-13-08, 19:45
Here is a belated report on my one day in Managua, which took place is February. Most of the time I was with my wife. But at the end 5 days by myself.

I came back to Managua from a four day soft adventure on the Rio San Juan, where I ate the freshest, best fish of my life, as well as fantastic river shrimp (3 huge ones for $12).

I speak decent Spanish, so Nicaragua is easy for me. I took a taxi from the airport and asked the driver to call the hotel I chose (from Lonely Planet) on his cellphone: El Conquistador in Martha Quezada district. Yes they had room.

I dropped a hint to my driver, and he right away recommended a chica he new. He assured me that she was good looking, and since he was to be my transport back to the airport the next day, I figured he would not get me a "dog". After calling her he handed me the cellphone. She asked $100 for 2 hours, but quickly came down to 50. The hotel was chica friendly, but charged $10 for having her in the room. That was OK.

Milagros (the name means miracles) arrived in time, which I appreciated because I took the little blue pill half hour before the agreed time. She told me that she came from Masaya with bus. She was rather more "meaty" than I like them (not fat though). But she had quite a lovely face and absolutely incredible smooth beautiful skin. So I was satisfied with her appearance. We did a bit of chatting, with kisses, that lead into DTK, and we started to undress each other. I asked her to take a shower with me and she obliged, but was not too active there, orotecting her hair and makeup. Nevertheless it was fun. Now, I am 68 years old, had prostate operation and even with viagra I am good for only one pop. So I hoped it would be a good one. She started to give me a very nice BBBJ which she kept up for quite a while. Finally I had to stop her, otherwise it would have been all over. Then I did some DATY and I have to say that her nice big pussy lips were tasty. The old solder calmed down but still hard, so I was ready to get in. She put on a condom and had a hard time, because Nica condoms are way too small. I don't think I am that large, but they barely fit.

Well, when it comes to Fk I am rather old fashioned. Many of you young mongers probably laugh, but I like best the good old missionary, and a variation with the girls leg all drawn up to her chest. And that what we did all the way. And I was pleased because her soft but not flabby body felt great, her skin silky and her pussy quite tight. It was yummy and went on for a time that made me feel younger than my age.

She cuddled and kissed me softly for a time afterward. But about 15 min short of the two hours she said that she has to go because the last bus to Masaya was leaving soon. I actually believed her. She let me take a photo too.

It was quite a nice end to my trip. The only sex I had in Nicaragua.

BlackSultan
05-14-08, 00:41
You need to clean your PM Black Sultan. I know what Black is, but what is a Sultan?

No Senor. The scene is not worth it!

Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Mexico, DR, and Argentina are worth trips. Nicaragua is not worth the trip or relocation!

Ill clean out my pm's. Thanks bro.

But come on. Are you holding back?? Are you trying to keep all that Nicaraguan pussy to yourself??? LOL

Blacksultan was my name given to me by my frat brothers when I pledged my frat in college.

Shark
05-14-08, 01:40
Explain to us how it's possible for you to be an American son of a Canadian and a Salvadorean?

If you're chasing an international hooker than you need some mental help!Want to know how? Maybe it's because my parents lived in the US all the time, that's how I was born there, grew up there, and roght now I'm planning to die there and by there I mean the US.

Don't know if it is clear enough for you?

Need another explanation? Let me know.

Noguera
05-14-08, 01:52
Shark

No one seems to have given you any help. The Supreme Court is located on Caraterra Norte which is the main drag going out to the airport. Actually, if you can find a decent hotel near Bello Horizonte that should be only a 3-4 minute cab ride from the supreme court. Sorry, I don't know hotels in this part of managua. The barrios around the Supreme Court are not dangerous at all.

Best of luck.

Tequila
05-14-08, 23:53
Shark,

Regardless of you nationality, race, color or taste you still a monger bro. So here is a suggestion:

I had stayed a couple of times in a small hotel called " Casa Naranja" it is quite nice, about 20 meters away from Elite (expensive but reliable table dance) and is chica friendly (took there a girl that I met from Elite and spend all night without any additional charge.

The web site of this hotel is www.hotelcasanaranja.com, it is quite affordable (about US$60 with breakfast and internet included). Be sure to ask for room #2 (it is the nicer) and they can also take care of your transportation (they usually send somebody to pick me up at the airport)

Enjoy the lady and please post her info, I travel quite often to Managua and always looking for good options.

BTW, was in San Salvador a couple of weeks ago and went to couple of places, this chica house to mentioned is Casa del Sol, please post some recommendations about San Salvador.

Salud!

T

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Meat Loaf
05-15-08, 15:10
Here is a belated report on my one day in Managua, which took place is February. Most of the time I was with my wife. But at the end 5 days by myself.

I came back to Managua from a four day soft adventure on the Rio San Juan, where I ate the freshest, best fish of my life, as well as fantastic river shrimp (3 huge ones for $12).

I speak decent Spanish, so Nicaragua is easy for me. I took a taxi from the airport and asked the driver to call the hotel I chose (from Lonely Planet) on his cellphone: El Conquistador in Martha Quezada district. Yes they had room.

I dropped a hint to my driver, and he right away recommended a chica he new. He assured me that she was good looking, and since he was to be my transport back to the airport the next day, I figured he would not get me a "dog". After calling her he handed me the cellphone. She asked $100 for 2 hours, but quickly came down to 50. The hotel was chica friendly, but charged $10 for having her in the room. That was OK.

Milagros (the name means miracles) arrived in time, which I appreciated because I took the little blue pill half hour before the agreed time. She told me that she came from Masaya with bus. She was rather more "meaty" than I like them (not fat though). But she had quite a lovely face and absolutely incredible smooth beautiful skin. So I was satisfied with her appearance. We did a bit of chatting, with kisses, that lead into DTK, and we started to undress each other. I asked her to take a shower with me and she obliged, but was not too active there, orotecting her hair and makeup. Nevertheless it was fun. Now, I am 68 years old, had prostate operation and even with viagra I am good for only one pop. So I hoped it would be a good one. She started to give me a very nice BBBJ which she kept up for quite a while. Finally I had to stop her, otherwise it would have been all over. Then I did some DATY and I have to say that her nice big pussy lips were tasty. The old solder calmed down but still hard, so I was ready to get in. She put on a condom and had a hard time, because Nica condoms are way too small. I don't think I am that large, but they barely fit.

Well, when it comes to Fk I am rather old fashioned. Many of you young mongers probably laugh, but I like best the good old missionary, and a variation with the girls leg all drawn up to her chest. And that what we did all the way. And I was pleased because her soft but not flabby body felt great, her skin silky and her pussy quite tight. It was yummy and went on for a time that made me feel younger than my age.

She cuddled and kissed me softly for a time afterward. But about 15 min short of the two hours she said that she has to go because the last bus to Masaya was leaving soon. I actually believed her. She let me take a photo too.

It was quite a nice end to my trip. The only sex I had in Nicaragua.Good Report Nabradi! And thank you for your contribution.

I never get amazed at the sexual appetite of you seasoned citizens.

I did realize recently that I should get as much poon as I'm capable 'cause one day I too will get older and my equipment may be compromised. Currently, I'm able to bust 7 loads per 24 hour period!

Tequila is correct about his "love for a fellow monger" regardless of race, religion, creed, etcetera.

Nabradi
05-15-08, 18:54
Good Report Nabradi! And thank you for your contribution.

I never get amazed at the sexual appetite of you seasoned citizens.

I did realize recently that I should get as much poon as I'm capable 'cause one day I too will get older and my equipment may be compromised. Currently, I'm able to bust 7 loads per 24 hour period!Lucky you Meatloaf!

Enjoy while you can.

But yes I really enjoyed my one!

Here is a photo of the girl.

Meat Loaf
05-16-08, 13:59
Lucky you Meatloaf!

Enjoy while you can.

But yes I really enjoyed my one!

Here is a photo of the girl.I'd knock the stuffin out of muffin! I've always liked my girls with some meat.

It's soft to lay upon and squeeze. That skinny stuff doesn't do much for me. And better yet a little kangaroo pouch is cool to hold onto from doggie style. A fat ass works well to bounce upon.

In summary, if she has a good personality and a vagina she might get "Loafed. "

How is it possible that your short visit to my territory yielded an addition to the photo gallery, but I can't post any pictures? How sorry am I?

Riggo
05-16-08, 19:22
Semi-pros don't exist at that place. Everyone considers that area extremely dangerous. The girls are hardcore! It's in the middle of nowhere so if something jumps off (ie. Gunshots or a stabbing) you will have a long way to go for help.

That place is also rather dingy with drunks downstairs and hardcore hookers up stairs.

I would not recommend this place although I frequent the locale on occassion.

Again, everyone considers it extremely dangerous.

When I would go there, there were many semi-pros on the first floor. You are right, it can be dangerous there.....twice when I was there with my buddies there were shootings, one inside, one outside. And one stabbing. We had to drive ourselves there because the taxi drivers wouldn't go there, they said it was too dangerous.

But again, I got a number of gems from there, and they were $20 a night or less.

Riggo

Meat Loaf
05-17-08, 02:39
When I would go there, there were many semi-pros on the first floor. You are right, it can be dangerous there.....twice when I was there with my buddies there were shootings, one inside, one outside. And one stabbing. We had to drive ourselves there because the taxi drivers wouldn't go there, they said it was too dangerous.

But again, I got a number of gems from there, and they were $20 a night or less.

RiggoWhere are you currently located Riggo?

Meat Loaf
05-17-08, 17:27
Sunday

While making my rounds I noticed two (2) middle aged Gringo mongers chatting it up with some girls at the bar. Upon my entrance these Gringos noticed my Gringo heritage as well, but neither of us greeted one another. Instead, I watched the Gringos take their respective girls to the room and perform some damage for approximately one hour.

Friday

After spending all day at the brothel breaking-in my ex-employee for three (3) hours and two (2) ejaculations I relaxed. During this down time I noticed the same two (2) Gringos enter my domain. Shocked and amazed at their presence I greeted the Gringos commenting on how I saw them the Sunday prior. Adjoining the Gringos at their table for beverages we spoke of professional labours in the USA; how Costa Rica, Panama, and Colombia are way better than Nicaragua for mongering; and other pleasantries. Shortly thereafter the Gringos rented some p*ssy for the hour. Translation services of Meat Loaf were used during required moments. After they accomplished their masculine missions they departed, but only after we exchanged contact information.

One Gringo mentioned the "Medellin Mansion, Colombia" and other signs of an experienced ISG reader. Not being an agent of Jackson and his ISG site I chose not to mention the site, but gained the impression that these Gringos are avid readers of ISG. Just as many of you are fans of ISG without ever writing any letter, they too appeared to be made of the same cloth. Nonetheless, their one week (1) stay in Managua yielded mixed reviews and they expressed this was their first and will be their last time mongering Managua. They expressed much pleasure in the aforementioned countries above and I too must agree with their analysis.

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Riggo
05-18-08, 03:39
Where are you currently located Riggo?

I am located just outside of Washington DC.

Meat Loaf
05-18-08, 16:39
I am located just outside of Washington DC.Oh, I was thinking you were currently living in Central America. No big deal, just curious.

Nabradi
05-18-08, 23:27
I'd knock the stuffin out of muffin! I've always liked my girls with some meat.

It's soft to lay upon and squeeze. That skinny stuff doesn't do much for me. And better yet a little kangaroo pouch is cool to hold onto from doggie style. A fat ass works well to bounce upon.

In summary, if she has a good personality and a vagina she might get "Loafed. "

How is it possible that your short visit to my territory yielded an addition to the photo gallery, but I can't post any pictures? How sorry am I?Well, Meat Loaf, I agree with you up to a point. I feel too, that a woman should have some nice meat on her body. A nice soft cushion under you instead of bone and muscles. But only up to a point for me. That girl in Managua was about at my limit.

My ideal is a girl on the slim side, but with nice natural, medium to large tits (no silicone) and some baby fat around the tummy and thighs. Yum-yum. Of course, I want a nice friendly personality, and trying to please me, while herself enjoying it. But, here is where being 68 is a real disadvantage. No matter in how good shape I am, I still look like an old man. And I can drop only one load. Thus, I cannot blame a young thing for not being wildly excited. But I try to compensate by being nice to her and giving a good DATY which I like a lot.

I am a retired professor and the enclosed pic is a sweet young student I am planning to "meat loaf" on my next trip (we have a date set). It should fulfill some fantasy of the prof and his student. Maybe you find her too thin, but for me vow! I can hardly wait.

Meat Loaf
05-19-08, 15:34
Well, Meat Loaf, I agree with you up to a point. I feel too, that a woman should have some nice meat on her body. A nice soft cushion under you instead of bone and muscles. But only up to a point for me. That girl in Managua was about at my limit.

My ideal is a girl on the slim side, but with nice natural, medium to large tits (no silicone) and some baby fat around the tummy and thighs. Yum-yum. Of course, I want a nice friendly personality, and trying to please me, while herself enjoying it. But, here is where being 68 is a real disadvantage. No matter in how good shape I am, I still look like an old man. And I can drop only one load. Thus, I cannot blame a young thing for not being wildly excited. But I try to compensate by being nice to her and giving a good DATY which I like a lot.

I am a retired professor and the enclosed pic is a sweet young student I am planning to "meat loaf" on my next trip (we have a date set). It should fulfill some fantasy of the prof and his student. Maybe you find her too thin, but for me vow! I can hardly wait.Every good professor needs a competant TA (teaching assistant) to ensure the pupil is prepared for the professor instruction! She sensational. She makes me want to enroll in the nearest doctoral program and get tenured.

You must write about this up-and-cumming adventure.

Meat Loaf
05-19-08, 21:11
on thursday, i made arrangements for her to visit my home and to resume her employment. (she loves this meat loaf.) until 10 a. m. friday morning i waited, but could wait no longer and went to the brothel, her place of commercial endeavors. engaging in my daily consumptive practices i spoke with the other girls and received the latest gossip. within the hour my ex-employee arrives at the brothel.

she walks in to witness me on the sofa with the girls and states she just left my house and the maid said i was out at the brothel. how my maid knows of my addiction is unknown to me, but she was correct. of course the other girls were impressed by such a statement.

(as i've detailed previously, the ability to converse in "wh*respeak" is mandatory for successful mongering and that language is money. frequently, i transmit broadcast text messages via cellphone that state: "quien tiene mas reales que meat loaf? a nadie! " (who has more money than meat loaf? nobody! ) this illusion on my part helps keep my name in their mouth and my presence within their minds. in fact it has become their heckle.)

she sits alongside me and we begin to caress, kiss, and talk. i ask her if she wants to return to my home to earn her money or remain at the brothel. she replies for us to leave the brothel ensuring she receives 100% of the money bypassing the owner, but i refuse. not wanting any problems with the owner for always taking girls to my house i suggest we stay there for the day. at approximately noon we enter the room.

nervious for the p*ssy bashing she was about to receive all of the contents fell from her purse as she searched for the condoms. nervious for the p*ssy bashing she was about to receive she lost her footing and fell upon the floor. nervious for the p*ssy bashing she was about to receive she knocked over the portable fan. we both laughed at her timidity.

i enter the p*ssy missionary style, but only after allowing her to remove my ralph lauren white boxer briefs at such time the loaf fell out. harder than chinese math she grabbed the ladrillo (brick / loaf.) she placed her soft wet lips around the head and began to suck. how many licks until she reaches the creamy filling was my thought? not wanting to stand any longer i layed down on the bed where she continued. (she loves meat loaf and actually says it often. i guess her husband is lacking in this area as well. currently, she has three (3) daughters and is receiving little, if any, financial assistance from her husband. therefore, meat loaf is there to aide this damsel in distress.)

of course, i rocked that p*ssy in every position imaginable. she was more than willing to satify my requests for various positions, but when i attempted to beat that p*ssy up while standing up she bucked off the pogo stick. at this point she ran faster than marion jones on steroids. sucking on some more loaf and taking some more d*ck we orgasmed together.

two hours later we entered the room again for more f*cking. we conversed for a while about what i cannot remember. i do remember that she remembered a lot of characteristics and habits of mine which indicates she has an attraction for me. having romantic feelings for a trick or hooker can and usually is detrimental so i try to avoid such feelings.

(last week, i allowed "loco lady" to re-enter my home, but with restricted privledges and a fine for the possessions she destroyed. for the past week she has really been working hard at providing me with superior sexual services, but is leaving my home everyday for a few hours at a time. i don't really care about her leaving the home, but suspect this wh*re is providing somebody else home delivery. it's just a matter of days before she receives her final walking papers. the price of her re-entry into my life was one-hour a viagra-enduced anal sex of which she is still feeling the effects.)

on monday morning she came over to resume her old employment and began hugging me upon entrance into the home. i told her to chill for a minute 'cause "loco lady" was in the bedroom. she said then why am i here and stormed away madd. i attempted to calm her down 'cause there really is no problem: i can pay the salaries and prevent the jealousy of both ladies. instead, she stormed out of the house and called me crazy.

shortly after i went to the brothel to speak with her. she was mad; she had told the girls what happened; and she was trying to stay as far away from me as possible. the story was that she didn't want to create any problems with "loco lady" after hearing what i've documented concerning her locuras. the fact that she has emotions for me didn't help either.

as i entered the brothel all of the girls were looking at me with contempt. by now they should know my m. o. smirking, awaiting the drama, and other signs of jubliation were present. i'm a gentleman so i after she ran into the back to avoid me, i purchased her a soda pop. after about 30-minutes she could hide no longer and had to appear in the sala (lounge area.) looking for a place to hide so she wouldn't feel stupid or ashamed, she found cover with the girl that peer-pressured me. i soon infiltrated their area and began salesman mode. (i wish i could call it pimp mode, but considering that i'm paying for their time and receiving zero (0%) revenue from their vaginas makes me a trick. but dammit, i'm gonna' be the best trick there is.)

within one beer i had regained her confidence, regained her trust, gained her affection, and received her word that she'll return to my home on tuesday morning. i dropped a few dollars discretely into her pocket as a sign of my desire to cuidarse (take care of her.) we spoke of how romance is not a good idea, but friends with sexual benefits is the preferred method of interaction. as i type this report she has two hours left in the "wh*reday" so i'll go pay her a visit and see what the sentiment is among the working girls.

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Noguera
05-21-08, 01:25
Loaf

Glad to see that my Spanish language tutoring is paying off for you! lol

Noguera

Meat Loaf
05-21-08, 21:41
(Meat Loaf lesson learned in his pursuit of three (3) live-in sex employees.)

Prostitution is not a job, it's a career! According to Webster's Dictionary a career is defined as: career (noun.) A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation. The general course or progression of one's working life or one's professional. Since many of these hookers must learn how to mentally accept taking strange, random d*cks for money and then learn how to manipulate men for more financial gain, I consider this a skill that is developed over time and through practice.

If you met her (your wife / girlfriend / baby's mamma) while she was selling p*ssy at work, then when she is not with you she will resume selling p*ssy for financial or personal gain, and when you break-up she will resume selling p*ssy for financial or personal gain. All that you're accomplishing while she's under your supervision is dedicated p*ssy sales. The less emotions you have the better you will be. The more you treat her as a pimp the better she will be! She understands p*ssy sales and is accustomed to a manager dictating her p*ssy sales quota. She may attempt to "class-up" her chosen occupation by calling it a "job, " but in reality it is a career!

Fellas', don't get fooled into thinking you saved her from a life of prostitution by dating her / getting married to her / supporting her child (ren) / or other "woe is me stories. " You simply are a financial or personsonal vehicle for which she is debiting.

It really shouldn't be this hard to perform P-4-P, but it is! If it weren't this hard and involved this much thought every male would have a happy stable full of b*tches. But every male does not. Instead, they purchase these durable goods from trained professionals in b*tch management and p*ssy sales. (P*ssy is a durable good 'cause the lifespan of a hooker is short.)

As professional hookers these girls have gained experience, fine-tuned their skills, and mastered the art of "male disgust. " Therefore, how are you and your good intentions going to change her mentality? The mentality that enabled her to stomach your gender-based presence.

The less emotion you exhibit the better! The more you think of your relationship from the perspective of sexual services the better! The more you stop trying to be "Captain Save-a-Hoe" the better. She's a prostitute by profession and that says it all.

These "pros" don't fear another women who is not a prostitute herself 'cause she does not have the experience or mindset of treating her p*ssy as a tangible item. They do have fear and disgust for other prostitutes 'cause they know giving me / you p*ssy is nothing in their minds and is simply a tool.

Don't Save Her: She Doesn't Want to be Saved!

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Meat Loaf
05-22-08, 16:07
Last week I allowed "Loco Lady" to resume her role, but with limited access. After completing a benefits analysis it was a "no brainer" to accept her back into my bed. She paid the appropriate fine for the destruction she caused weeks earlier.

Loco Lady and my Sex-Employee from last year know one another from the brothel. Of course Meat Loaf want his three (3) live-in sex-employees so he offered employment to both. The employee from last year did arrive to begin her shift from 10 a. M. Until 6 p. M. , but stormed out when I disclosed that "Loco Lady" had resumed her role despite the two escandaloes (arguments / drama events.) The brothel was in full-entertainment learning of "Loco Lady's" regenerated role in my life. My ex-employee made a statement which I found funny: "You think you're gonna' f*ck her when you want and then f*ck me when you want? Answer: Yes, that's your job! "

Each day all this week the ex-employee arrived for work. Attempting to manage the situation I had a long conversation with "Loco Lady" about this girl needing employment. "Loco Lady" threatened to quit. "Loco Lady" placed me into a position where I had to choose her superior services or look for other girls to stack my home and accomplish the three (3) objective. Therefore, I informed the employee of last year that she may not work for me 'cause "Loco Lady" will not permit it. (The girls at the brothel know "Loco Lady" doesn't play around when Meat Loaf is concerned and they stay guarded in her presence.)

"Loco Lady" said I can have regular girls visit my home, but no prostitutes because their mentality is totally different. (See previous post regarding the prostitute mentality.)

The end result is Meat Loaf only has "Loco Lady" and the maid. Meat Loaf must monger outside the home as instructed by "Loco Lady. " Meat Loaf ha placed his quest of three (3) live-in pieces-of-p*ssy on hold. Who would have thought how jealous and competitive prostitutes are: Can't we all just get along?

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Sexy Boy
05-23-08, 03:44
Please post some pictures of your adventures. Also I think you should change your nick to NICALOVER.

Laser Eye
05-25-08, 03:47
Meatloaf,I thoroughly enjoy your reports.

Have you ever considered writing a self help book(s)?

Suggested titles, W*ore management 101 or Purchasing Pussy,(the complete buyers guide).

My compliments.

Laser

Meat Loaf
05-25-08, 15:53
Meatloaf,I thoroughly enjoy your reports.

Have you ever considered writing a self help book(s)?

Suggested titles, W*ore management 101 or Purchasing Pussy,(the complete buyers guide).

My compliments.

LaserSelf help?

Funny.

Those are some good titles.

Meat Loaf
05-28-08, 14:38
This post will cover many themes and touch upon many topics including the title, so buckle-up for this excursion into the demented mind of Meat Loaf.

Theme #1

The Double Life; The two sides of a coin; The dark side overpowers the bright side; and your life implodes as a consequence of your deceit!

Meat Loaf understands that most people are weak! Meat Loaf understands that most people are co-conspirators in societies mandates. Meat Loaf understands that a little p*ssy on the side is recreation and does not encompass the totality of one's life. Meat Loaf is a realist and knows the many justifications for living a lie yet Meat Loaf lives the truth. (The internet is the best thing for those liars because they can remain anonymous while endulging in whorism.)

What kind of life are you living when you can't be honest with yourself? You're a john / a trick / a simp. You're a hooker / prostitute / puta. Accept it, feel relief, and enjoy an honest life. I guess it's the same lie you tell by living beyond your means. Or the same lie you tell yourself everyday when you arrive at work. Or maybe it's the same lie you tell yourself on the reasons your married to the woman you never really liked, but were pressured into bondage. Get honest with yourself just as the former governor of New Jersey did. Don't be the senator from Idaho living a public lie and being the butt. (pun intentended.)

If your excuses for selling your soul, mind, and happiness is a paycheck that's sad. If your excuse are the children that's sad. Whatever excuse you extend for living a double life is unacceptable 'cause you only have one (1) life with a span of 80 useful years. Everyday I arise knowing that I'm Meat Loaf and determine my day, destiny, and thoughts. Follow my guide and be yourself:

I'll take the Pepsi Challenge anyday of the week on my happiness knowing that I determine my life's existence. Maybe this is because I know my history and know my role in the sphere called human existence.

All I ask of ISG readers is that you be yourself and stop living double lives!

Sex tourists: You live married within North America, but you yearn overseas happiness. You board a plane in search of prostitutes. You bring condoms and buy medicines to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. You finally relax and enjoy life as you drink a beer and look at the workers. You rent some p*ssy for the hour. You're happy, yet you begin to worry about your other life and lies in North America. You continuously think about getting caught in your lies. Reluctantly you buy more p*ssy for the hour. Finally, your few days overseas comes to an end and you board the plane for North America. You arrive back into your other life always thinking when will I get caught. (You're an honest man so it's only a matter of time before your lies fall apart.)

The business trip you used as cover for your prostitution appetite worked, but when will the lies surface. Always you are worried. Always you are fearful. And this sentiment will never subside 'cause you're living a double life built upon lies and deciet. Advice: Don't get mad when someone else is banging your wife and she's helping them with financial assistance in the thousands of dollars. She likes young people sex too! The difference is: She's a woman and you're a man and therefore by default you're guilty and she's a victim from your years of mongering and family destruction by servicing prostitutes.

(I bang more North American middle aged women than Roto Rooter layes pipe! These beautiful, under-appreciated flowers love helping a young man accomplish his goals since I helped her accomplish hers- orgasm! Advice: If you're living a lie so is she so don't get mad nor jealous when someone else is massaging her "G-Spot. " Instead, keep going to work and make that money so she can give me some. After all, these ISG stories take time to write and time is money.)

(I'm starting to believe this bullsh*t I'm writing! )

Meat Loaf knows that many admire my posts and a few dispise my commentary. Meat Loaf knows that those few "haters" or persons with envy spend more time filling their hearts and minds with bad sentiments than good. Heed my advice in the upcoming themes: Worry about yourself and not the next person. Don't hate me, Meat Loaf, 'cause I spend more time inside p*ssy than a Tampax tampon!

Theme #2

As I told under-performers in North America and as I tell all persons presently: Worry about yourself and not the next person. "Loco Lady" just couldn't follow this simple and relevant advice. How it happened is as followed:

Fridays are paydays and every Friday I get disgusted that I'm paying for p*ssy access. So I commented on how I wanted to fire the maid and allocate her duties upon "Loco Lady. " Not being shocked that "Loco Lady" grew accustom to having maid access, she bucked. Selling harder for the girl to keep her job than Napolean Hill she talked about how the girl needed a job 'cause she's pregnant. Meat Loaf said: The baby aint mine so I don't give a f*ck! Maybe she should use condoms to prevent unwanted or I'll-timed pregnancy. Laughter was received. "Loco Lady" sold me for the girl to keep her job for approximately one hour. She commented that the weekly salary for the maid is less than I spend daily at the brothel. True, but it's my money b*tch so shut-up (callate.)

"Loco Lady" chased away previous employees of Meat Loaf with no problem: The 19-year old university student, the employee from last year, the all p*ssy girl were all victims of "Loco Lady" wanting to delegate HR duties.

Several discussions were held regarding me giving the employee from last year a job. The same sob story that "Loco Lady" gave me about the maid was used in defense for the employee from last year. "Loco Lady" wasn't hearing it. After a few days I laid down the law. (Yes, I could have laid down the law earlier, but I'm trying to stack my home with 3 peices.of-p*ssy and maintain a pleasant atmosphere so negotiation is required periodically.) I told "Loco Lady" to pack her sh*t-up and leave. The employee from last year is returning. ("Loco Lady" is embarassing herself always returning home to her momma with garbage bags full of clothes. Why can't she follow the program? )

I don't have the time nor patience to sell someone confidence in my story, my posts, or anything else that I represent. Either you believe me and my words or you don't. It's that simple. The world has 6 Billion residents so there is no shortage of prospects to speak with and by me speaking three (3) languages (English, Spanish, and Portuguese) there are ample prospects for whom I can communicate. I write this paragraph because "Loco Lady" would repeatedly say that she loves me, but I do not love her and am just playing with her emotions. As detailed earlier in this paragraph, either you believe my words or you don't. Hence, I told her to pack-up her belongings and leave! It's that simple: Either one believes or they don't and if belief is not present than your presence should be nonexistent as well. (These girls need to develop what is commonly referred to as "game. " Everyone tries to place the onus upon the male for he should be the person with romantic verbal skills, but these lame-ass broads are so pathetic in their verbal banter. Shame on you assholes that place p*ssy upon a pedistal for you help perpetuate their lack of romantic development. Just as you are learning wh*re management from my posts, the females need to study the fine art of romance.)

Moral of the story: "Loco Lady" was too concerned about the next person (girl) and not herself that she can now worry about herself full-time as she searches for a new brothel and new clients per f*ck. Advice: Worry about yourself and not the next person!

Theme #3

The employee from last year has always enjoyed giving me p*ssy. She loves this Meat Loaf even more than before 'cause her husband can't hit "rock bottom" like I do. She knows how it goes down. She knows I'm gonna' f*ck her three (3) times daily. She knows she's gonna suck more d*ck than a punk in prison. She starts today after a week of limbo regarding her employment and it costs me half the price of "Loco Lady" so I'm happy.

Theme #4

Who's f*cking who? It turned out that I know the boyfriend of the 19-year old university student. He's a Meat Loaf admirer 'cause I crush the b*tches before his eyes. Little does he know that I'm crushing his sweetheart too. I'm considering having her lame-ass, lackluster p*ssy return to my home for a stabbing and to train that p*ssy properly.

Theme #5

These b*tches are scared of Meat Loaf! It's not my fault that the brothel workers want to become my girlfriends / wives. Yesterday, I tried for the first-time to bed a young lady I've known for at least four (4) months. She refused and told the owner that I'm the boyfriend of the employee from last year. The girls stated that the employee from last year is in love with me. What about being in love with her husband and father of her three (3) children? No sirve (It aint good for nothing! ) No vale mierda (He aint worth sh*t! ) That's f*cked-up when you can't even get p*ssy from professional prostitutes. That's cool: I'm gonna f*ck every last wh*re within the brothel next week! I'm doing my push-ups in preparation. I'm doing my squats in preparation. I'm performing my tongue exercises in preparation. I'm about to go on a rampage of hardcore f*cking as I recruit new talent! The next few days will be spent budgeting my p*ssy apetite and loading (cargando) my boys with juice.

Theme #6

Take my advice and f*ck their (female admirers) minds up by immediately by hiring a maid. Most females in Latin America have been trained to perform domestic chores for their significant other of the male gender. When you eliminate this duty the female will not know what to do. She will realize that her presence really is not needed beyond sex. And if she attempts to ration or perform sexually of the highest caliber then she's useless. Additionally, these broads will get accustomed to living the good life by having access to your maid. If your going to live in Latin America as a married or single male then hire a maid immediately upon arrival. (It's like living in a hotel: It's great having a maid.)

I hope this post satisfies your thirst for Meat Loaf tails.

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Dodger Bulldog
05-28-08, 21:30
Self help?

Funny.

Those are some good titles.Shit, I thought you wrote "Those are some good titties" and came here to take a look.

What a letdown!

DB

Meat Loaf
05-28-08, 23:02
Dodger Bulldog, I had to re-read your post several times 'cause I too was confused by "titties" and "titles." Of course only you can post high-quality pictures and foreever you will be a VIP of ISG. Thanks for all you have contributed. I'm actually honored that you read the Managua thread. I guess you're a true monger!

Meat Loaf
05-28-08, 23:16
I beat that cat with my bat! Keeping this thread full of honesty, I was only working with 70% d*ck, but managed to squeeze out many moans for the maid to hear along with one load (polvo.)

Friday is mother's day and Thursday the children are providing the mothers with school musicals throughout the country. Being the "Captain Save-a-Hoe" that I am, I paid the girl her entire week's salary although she only started work today. She was happier than Rosie O'Donnell at a NOW meeting. She bought the necessary supplies needed for her child to perform in the musical. She made her purchases with financial confidence thanks to Meat Loaf.

We spoke of my aspiration to stock my home with the three pieces-of-p*ssy for which she is one. (Fact: In the beginning, they all say that they are not jealous, but into the business transaction the truth surfaces.) I'm not sure how much she likes me, but the girl is very affectionate with me.

Tomorrow, I gave her the day off 'cause I'm nice and want her to spend time with the kids, but did request that she stop by my home so I could unload a nutt into her gutts. She agreed.

I'm gonna' stay in phone contact with "Loco Lady" after this bout of "Tough Love. " I'll plan for "Loco Lady" to return to my home on Monday. (I'm saving a week's salary by keeping her away until then. Hey, business is business! ) I'll go spend time with her and the kids on Friday for Mother's Day so she further realizes how much she's f*cking up by not following the program. She further realize and have time to contemplate since I've already replaced her without missing a beat. Game recognizes Game! She'll fall in line. I know this 'cause I'm working her mom who in turn works the daughter to fall in line. This mom relationship is strictly respectful as any male would behave before parents. (I learned from my sister's boyfriend and mother's reaction that the male should always win over the mother 'cause she'll hound the daughter to act right and earn that "good man. " She'll, the mom, will perform more salesmanship than the male can any day of the week. Put mom to work for you at all times. Win the mom and you'll win the daughter's p*ssy for an extended period of time! )

Now go f*ck some b*tches!

DrDewman
06-04-08, 21:57
Just returned last Friday, and even with the unusual weather (Alma) and the power outages on Sunday and Monday it was a great week.

I did stay at the Hotel CristoRey again which is just a block or so from Club Fenix. As mentioned by another ISG member, Henry and Emmanuel will do just about anything to keep their guest comfortable. During the power outage on Sunday we were moved to rooms that the generators provides power to and the power actually came back on around 11 pm. Club Fenix had the same situation and was running on generators which theirs kicked off several times while I was at Fenix.

Fenix is a very good spot but it is really hot in there even when there is no problems with electricity. I have been to Sol Y Luna and while there is a smaller selection of girls, they do have air conditioning in the rooms. The ladies are very good and all 3 of the different ones I did provided GFE, 2 of them did BBBJ and just a great experience. I actually sat around with them on Friday and Saturday and we drank and had a really good time.

Did not make it to Gloria's this trip but did go to Caribean Morena, Gina was not there either time I went this trip, they did have some really cute girls and was quoted 600C for an hour. I did have a meal there and the food is really good.

Did go to Good Times one night, beautiful women and was quoted 400C for an hour. Thank you Meat Loaf for showing me where that place is. It is just a couple of miles down the road from Fenix.

Made the trip to Granada again and that is always a beautiful place to see if you like old and nicely painted buildings. I actually have hundreds of pictures of Leon and Granada if anyone wants any just send me a PM and I can forward them to you.

I did have a couple of the Fenix girls come to the hotel this trip as they did on the last trip as well. My little flaca friend Marilyn went was at Fenix and then went to Gloria's is now back at Club Fenix. She came to the hotel for $40. 00 for 2 hours and I took about 22 pictures of her. Really sweety girl and a great GFE experience. Monica also came to the room for the same price and she actually stayed over 2 hours.

Meat Loaf sorry I did not call you this trip, but the buddy did not make it in until Sunday afternoon and we had some plans, so we will get together next trip. This was trip number 5 and I may be crazy, but after 28 trips to Costa Rica I am really enjoying the change of scenery and the girls.

The expansion of Club fenix continues and I can only hope that it is completed soon and they add or at least use some air conditioning in the future. I know most of the girls in the day time, all very friendly and a lot of fun to go to the room with. The ladies at night, while very attractive just did not act if they wanted to make any money from this gringo.

Also had the privledge of meeting a fellow ISG member who read my previous post on Hotel CristoRey and was staying there this trip as well. We both had been to Gloria's on New Year's Eve and missed each other during that trip.

Nicaragua is a good place to visit and one of my favorites.

Drdewman

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Meat Loaf
06-05-08, 15:31
Yesterday a suspected prostitute was found murdered in broad daylight resting upon the sidewalk in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel on Carr. Norte. Of course, anything associated with wh*res, hookers, sl*ts, and other sexual activity is never too far from a Hilton. Paris Hilton we adore you, skank.

As detailed in other Meat Loaf posts the area in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel or al sur from all of the governmental buildings is a street-walker sector. Normally, about 10 or 15 SWs service the area with a shady neighborhood right behind the Carr. Norte for your pleasure.

Speculation has it that the her "husband" (marido de ella) learned of her income source was furious. Her body rested face down upon the sidewalk with high-heels in her hands indicating that she was trying to run away. The trail of blood was about 10 feet long leading from the gutter to her head. Slicing someone's throat is never a pretty picture nor was it in her case.

Further speculation has it that her husband fled on motorcycle and is being sought after. Local SWs in the area did not know this joven (young person) of 25 years old so she may have been a brothel worker murdered in a SW area for disrespect.

Murder in Nicaragua carries a maximum of 25 years of incarceation with no death penalty.

Member #4167
06-05-08, 21:07
I have been to Sol Y Luna and while there is a smaller selection of girls, they do have air conditioning in the rooms. The ladies are very good and all 3 of the different ones I did provided GFE, 2 of them did BBBJ and just a great experience. I actually sat around with them on Friday and Saturday and we drank and had a really good time.
Great report, Dewman!

I found the girls at Sol Y Luna to be old, overweight and unattractive. See my earlier trip report:

662026

Meat Loaf
06-06-08, 14:17
Great report, Dewman!

I found the girls at Sol Y Luna to be old, overweight and unattractive. See my earlier trip report:

662026"Dewman" sent me the photo gallery a few months ago and the girls he banged at Sol y Luna looked good. The majority of the ass he rents looks good. This guy could be the purchasing manager on Madison Avenue, New York City, for having such good eyesight.

DrDewman
06-07-08, 01:54
"Dewman" sent me the photo gallery a few months ago and the girls he banged at Sol y Luna looked good. The majority of the ass he rents looks good. This guy could be the purchasing manager on Madison Avenue, New York City, for having such good eyesight.Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

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Meat Loaf
06-07-08, 11:46
Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Why you posted a church picture on a prostitution forum will remain comment-less. Nice paint.

What's funny is that Granada is the biggest tourist attraction in Nicaragua and all it is are some old houses and a few buildings with some fresh paint. True.

As I looked at the photos I was hoping I knew someone.

Good job "Dewman."

Ganon
06-07-08, 13:06
Thanks Meat Loaf, you are just too kind. I love the Nica's what can i say.

Sol Y Luna like most of the places can be hit or miss. The first few times this trip it was different girls from when I was there in March. While they may not have looked as good as the 22 year "Betty" from Leon. I saw her last trip and is not only very beautiful but speaks English very well.

They did provide an excellent service and at a very good price, 250C or $15.00 for 30 minutes.

I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.

The girls are very open to coming back after their shift is over. I try to be very discreet and give them the card or information while in the room with them as they could lose their jobs for working off site.

I paid them $40.00 for 2 hours and that was probably too much in Nicaragua, but a great value to me and really enjoyed the time spent with each one.

Don't worry Meat Loaf I am not trying to take over and I do not have any sex employees on my payroll or do I?

I still love Nicaragua and in my opinion it is well worth the visit.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Nice pictures DrDewman. Might I ask where is Sol y Luna located physically? And for everyone else, Caribean Morena, is it true it's no longer open where it used to be (casi semaforos El Dorado) but now is somewhere on Calle Altavista? Also might I recommend for those looking for something out side of the Managua area, Dina's Sopa Night Club opposite the entrance to Volcan Masaya. Try late at night, they're is a venue and a dance about every 30 minutes, depending on what the demand is.

Member #4167
06-07-08, 14:33
Thanks, Dewman, I appreciate those awesome pics!

As you said
most of the places can be hit or miss. When reporting, I give my honest impressions of the place.

First impressions can be decieving. As well, in MGA, quality varies wildly from day-to-day (and by time of day). For example, I found Claudias to be horrid on my first visit because the girls had zero enthusiasm. There were only 2 putas, and they could care less about servicing me. This was also due to the late hour in which I visited. On the next visit, things had changed. Had I not returned, I would have wound up giving Claudias a bad rap.

Thanks again for the great report (and especially the pics) of Sol Y Luna.

Member #4167
06-07-08, 14:43
I will also include some pictures of a few of my favorites from Fenix. These pictures of course were taken in the Hotel CristoRey as they made me check my camera every time I walked in the door at Fenix.Suggestion: take one of those inexpensive (appx $100) slim digital cameras.

Empty out a pack of cigarettes and put it inside. Hold it in your hands as you walk in the brothel. They automatically assume it is a pack of cigs. They don't frisk it, (and feel the hard metallic shape) because it is in your hands and in plain sight. Alas, the only problem is, that even with the promise of a propina, many of the girls do not permit fotos in the rooms at Fenix.

By the way, they let you take your cell phone in, and most cells have cameras. The pic quality sucks and there is no flash,

I was wondering: you paid the girls $40 for offsite session. Did you also have to pay an extra propina for fotos?

Member #4167
06-07-08, 14:48
Did go to Good Times one night, beautiful women and was quoted 400C for an hour. Wow! I was quoted C300 for 1/2 hour. The 1 hour price is a real bargain.

Are you sure it was 400C for one hour?

Meat Loaf
06-07-08, 17:28
Hey Grand Pollo, how are you doing?

I went to Caribbean Morena last evening and was impressed by the atmosphere. Gina does present a nice atmosphere. I haven't seen her in almost a year, but she remembers me as being the "loud mouth America. " Can you believe that?

The location is excellent with an outdoor patio for beverages, food, or conversation. I didn't see any girls on the patio except Gina and her cashier. Inside the establishment is aire conditioning, a couple of sofas, and a couple of tables, along with the bar. She has a second room which has a dance floor with mirrors, dj booth, more sofas, and more tables.

I entered with my 70-year old mongering buddy and had a beer. We attacked two (2) Latinas that were sitting on the sala sofas. One abandoned my friend so I was sitting next to the other. She liked Meat Loaf immediately and began giving me a handjob on the sofa trying to get me excited. I was in no mood for ass 'cause those two (2) bottles of rum were wearing me down. Meat Loaf is an honest guy so I told the girl that I wasn't gonna' rent any ass that night, but to give me her phone number for some home delivery. Of course she jumped at the opportunity and entered her contact information into my cell phone. Not shortly after she asked me to dance. (I hate Caribbean music of the Nica variety, but love dancehall reggae.) Nonetheless we danced.

While dancing she backed-that-ass-up to my delight. She was sexy wearing a long black dress to her knees. The dress was a thin material so while holding her meat the dress felt good. We danced a few songs periodically and the next thing I knew I was holding the girl up in my arms simulating sex. She was embarrassed while the girls cheered. I got a glimps of her red panties in the mirror. My 70-year old friend could only remember his younger years as I entertained him with my mongering techniques.

We got bored after two beers and tried to leave. On the exit I always give the girls a hug, kiss, a free grope on their bodies. Kind words like "You'r all woman, " or "You got a nice ass, " or "I'm gonna break your spine the first time we f*ck" are also offered and received with smiles and intrigue.

As we were leaving we ran into his buddy of 60-years who invited us to another beer. We drank another beer although that guy was drunk. I saw two (2) guys at a table and went over to talk with them. (Meat Loaf always introduces himself to strangers and establishes relationships.) These two young adults were computer software programers. We discussed Nicaragua and jobs and Nicaraguan lifestyle. Gina's cashier knows me for talking a lot of sh*t with anybody I can and told me not to be talking sh*t to those guys who I just me since the girls that work at Morena should be talking to them. I agreed and received the contact information from the young adults. My partner, I, and his friend left for another brothel.

Despite the name, Caribbean Morena, all I saw were Latinas. One Latina has worked there from last year. They all look good and can get f*cked by me.

I wanted to ask Gina if she has seen you, but since I don't know your name and you haven't written anything in months, I didn't. We miss you in Nicaragua Grand Pollo and wish you would post again. Nonetheless, I know that you're her biggest fan so I just wanted to share this story about your favorite Managua Mongering location.

Sincerely,

Meat Loaf

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Tall Dark
06-08-08, 04:40
This should have been written 4 years ago, but better late than never. I have been inspired by all the posts lately, with the every entertaining and inspiring meat loaf leading way ahead of the pack! Truth be told, I am planning another short visit back, and felt I owned the group the very late narration in return for the info I have picked up.

Was tipped off to Fenix on a previous trip to MGA, (thanks to ISG, then known as another forum). Stopped off one afternoon and bought a beer. At the entrance, I asked the bouncer what kind of a club it was. Didn't speak more than a few Spanish phrases, but I got "sexo" and "chicas. " Ordered a beer, sat down, and scanned the room, noticing the porn videos, and the large number of girls who were chatting with guys. Were it not for the videos and the scantily clad girls, it could have passed for an average bar/club.

One chica (can't remember her name) approached me soon. She seemed quite ok (perhaps a 6-7), so I humored her and struck up a very limited conversation. She gave me the low down on how the system worked, but omitted the 30 min rate, saying that it cost 400 cordobas. No problem, I was rewarded with a BBBJ as soon as the clothes came off. Decent technique, and she kept going as long as I wanted. Interestingly enough, she seemed to carefully wipe off precum before sucking, probably to limit exposure to bodily fluids, which I commend her for. Eventually the glove was rolled on, and I came as she rode me. Afterwards, we lay on the bed, and she expected to entertain me for the rest of the hour, but I had to leave.

Had a couple visits to strip clubs, and my experiences/impressions are the same as most people on the forum. Hot girls, but a general waste of time and money unless you know what you are doing (I didn't).

If it works out, I hope to return in Oct 08, and would be happy to meet up with anyone in town then. Gracias.

DrDewman
06-08-08, 22:36
Wow! I was quoted C300 for 1/2 hour. The 1 hour price is a real bargain.

Are you sure it was 400C for one hour?Sorry about that, I called my buddy who did a girl there and the rate is 400C for a half hour. The girls were really hot but, I was not up to it that night and passed on the one I was hanging out with or at least buying drinks for.

I did finally make it over to the Diamond Club and those are some beautiful women and for only $176.00US you can go to the VIP room. I did buy a cute one a drink and that was $14.00 but it came with some benefits, the usual kissing fondling and actually let me put my fingers in the panty area. She had on a red mesh see through outfit. She was real petite and had a nice C cup with the nipples sticking out of the outfit.

She did say she would come back to the hotel at 4am when she got off work for $100.00 for an hour I am sure of.

i passed on the 4 am deal as I planned on being aslepp at that hour.

Xdred
06-09-08, 16:20
Checked in to hotel Cristo Rey around 1pm. About a twenty minute ride from the airport. Went to Fenix which is a two block walk from the hotel. Over the course of the next four hours rented three pieces of ass. Had a one hour session with Samantha followed by a thirty minute session with Emma. Then found the lovely Marilyn as described and photographed courtesy of Dr Drew. Enjoyed an hour with this lovely.

Most of the girls at Fenix are young early twenties. Really enjoyed Samantha as she bought in a fan and side table and seemed sincerely interested in my comfort and satisfaction. Since it was Sunday afternoon I had expected the establishment to be slower that it actually was. As it got later the traffic became heavier to my surprise. Man do these girls get fu** a lot. I am not really a fan of the young chicks but they do try hard and all were able to follow instructions as directed.

I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

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Meat Loaf
06-10-08, 11:27
I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Dear Hombres hembramados (horny guys

Gentleman, please don't visit Nicaragua based upon Meat Loaf tails / tells / tales!

You guys that read these tales are located throughout the world, mostly North America, and probably are older than 45 years of age. The far majority of you guys are almost collecting social security if not already. I make this statement because most young guys my age, 33, are doing the family thing and don't have the disposable income to travel abroad solo. Their disposable income is spent on family stuff. Hence, I reference you older gentleman frequently.

I know my non-fiction stories are entertaining, encouraging, and very vivid, but this does not translate into being a source for tourism. What I have accomplished in my male-female relations could have, was, and will be achieved in any country I reside. (See Panama City, Panama; Cd. Juarez, Mexico; etcetera.) Being the same age as the girls makes all of interactions easy and my ability to communicate in Spanish makes a world of difference. As a resident of Nicaragua I'm a familiar face and personality to which they become accustom. A 1-week tourist will not have the same interaction that I describe in my stories: A 1-week tourist who cannot speak Spanish will definitely not have the same or even similar interaction that I describe in my stories.

Conclusion: The basis of my stories are not existant because I'm in Nicaragua, but becuase I'm Meat Loaf! Your visiting Nicaragua for 1-week based upon my stories is not going to yield similar experiences that I post.

Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant!

Conclusion: A 1-week vacation will yield little activity beyond what I've described above. Neighboring countries have built a tourism infrastructure that justifies international travel while Nicaragua has not. Your vacation to Nicaragua will yield little stories for your friends and family beyond the statement that you visited Nicaragua.

If you guys are reading my tales and using my tales as a reference for your next vacation or job transfer, please do not. Again, my stories are indeed entertaining, but should not be used as a proxy for international travel. Maybe if you're in the neighborhood passing through, but to board a plane with the fnial destination being MGA is not my recommendation.

Conclusion: Don't use my stories as a tourism source. When watching Rambo movies; listening to 50-Cents rap music; or Black Sabbath albums you do not try to imitate their action, neither should you attempt to imitate Meat Loaf tales.

Many ISG Senior Members have PM'd me and many stealth readers may be developing the notion that I'm attempting to hoard the girls and the country for myself. Am I? Yes, but I'm also being 100% honest and objective. You guys aren't my competition because you don't live here and wouldn't move here to compete for the girls and commerce. A 1-week vacation to bang my girls isn't worth concern so I'm really not worried about a few more snakes-in-the-grass (dicks in vaginas with hair.) Lastly, most of you guys don't have a chance with these girls beyond foreign direct investment nor would you really want to. I'm writing this post as a courtesy to my fellow-ISG members.

Conclusion: You guys aren't my competition, but are my fellow-ISG members. I'm not trying to cock-block, but am trying to tell you the reality of my intentions.

There are no pretty sights to see. The streets in Nicaragua are either dirt roads or torn-up cobble stone with pot holes throughout. The taxis do not have any shocks and rarely do doors open using the handle (see Dukes of Hazard.) Garbage is strewn throughout the streets, drainage canals, and yards. A cultural trait of throwing your garbage into the streets and not using garbage cans, that don't exist, is the norm. Conclusion: Nicaragua is a torn down country not pleasing to the eye and wouldn't make memorable pictures worth of international travel.

Fellas, as much as I enjoy writing these high-caliber stories please do not use these tales as a tourism reference. Your 3-day or 7-day vacation will be much better spent in a neighboring country that has built the infrastructure for tourism. Nicaragua has zero (0%) infrastructure for the citizens more less a tourist.

I'm glad that I have earned many admirers for my stories and respect all the readers, but please don't visit Nicaragau based upon Meat Loaf tales. For a well-rounded and real vacation I recommend visiting a neighboring country.

Thank You,

Meat Loaf

Xdred
06-10-08, 16:11
Strength in numbers "Chicas Nicas" can aide in the quest for what you are seeking.

My suggestion is to read Meat Loafs "Guide to MGA" paying close attention to articulation and detail. How much you pay for pussy and quality is directly dependent upon your personal skill set inventory. Your will always be viewed here in terms of value to the provider "Nica" and the house, nothing more. It’s a game and like a Casino the odds are not in our favor. Can you win? The answer is there are winners and losers every day. With an understating of the language, culture, some game and willingness to venture walking into the barrios odds can be manipulated much as one would card count in a game of chance. You too can win. Do not try this at home as such activity must be performed by a professional and be detrimental to your safety and welfare.

I now realize why it is a waste of time documenting every location available to the MGA monger. They simply change and disappear too rapidly. The brothel owners also change business practices frequently.

Off to the barrios now.

Member #4167
06-10-08, 16:21
Nice Fotos, Dewman

I see you went by these clubs during the daytime (I assume they were closed or dead?) and snapped some pics!

That shows dedication!

Nice pics ! Way to go.

Meat Loaf
06-10-08, 17:38
Checked in to hotel Cristo Rey around 1pm. About a twenty minute ride from the airport. Went to Fenix which is a two block walk from the hotel. Over the course of the next four hours rented three pieces of ass. Had a one hour session with Samantha followed by a thirty minute session with Emma. Then found the lovely Marilyn as described and photographed courtesy of Dr Drew. Enjoyed an hour with this lovely.

Most of the girls at Fenix are young early twenties. Really enjoyed Samantha as she bought in a fan and side table and seemed sincerely interested in my comfort and satisfaction. Since it was Sunday afternoon I had expected the establishment to be slower that it actually was. As it got later the traffic became heavier to my surprise. Man do these girls get fu** a lot. I am not really a fan of the young chicks but they do try hard and all were able to follow instructions as directed.

I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.. It is very difficult to locate the clubs due to non existent street addresses. You must know prices of everything, taxis, cigarettes, bottled water, drinks etc. This is an absolute must.

Here for a week but already bored as shit.. If anyone is in MGA and wants to hang out PM me. It’s going to take me a few days to acclimate to MGA. Even if you are an experienced Spanish speaking Colombia, Honduras, Panama, Salvador traveler all I can say is MGA is unique and different. I am going to the brothels now.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Through PM, I was contacted to serve as mongering guide to "Xdred. " The cellphone information we exchanged prior to his arrival had not been utilized on behalf until I read the above post. Feeling sorry for this international resident I telephoned his cellphone. (I understand completely how Managua is not a tourist friendly city in regards to addresses, business and social locations, and everything else.) Jubiliation was heard when I disclosed, "It's Meat Loaf calling from Managua. " I too was happy to entertain a fellow monger in the language of English. (Talking Spanish 24-hours per day is always a challenge in thought, listening, and non-verbal gestures. Daily I read the Spanish dictionary for one-hour so that I may survive in this society.) We agreed to meet at Fenix 10-minutes later.

Not having internet or cable service all morning produced another day for socializing. I found the perfect excuse to tell the live-in on why I was leaving the house: The maid threw away some perfectly edible food and I was mad that I would have to spend my money for its replacement. Always thinking in prevent mode I gave "Loco Lady" taxi fare to go visit her momma' and kids. We agreed that I would return home 8 hours later- 2200 hours.

Being cheap, I decided to take the bus to Fenix. Entering Fenix I saw a tall and handsome Gringo sitting at the first table overlooking a stable of 15 hookers sitting on the sofas. (As I told "ISG Member in Need, " this should be a great week for him since the last payday for the country was two (2) weekends ago and they will not get paid again until next Monday. The population has already been broke for two weekends with a third weekend of poverty looming.) These hookers were ready to earn a peso with most not wearing much clothing. Coochie-cutter shorts, aka Daisy Dukes, with stripper heels, low-cut shirts holding more crack than Marion Barry, and beautiful smiles were the sights. From "ISG Member in Need's" aforementioned post I too would have been busy f*cking at Fenix had I not know the addresses for other locations. Nonetheless, Fenix presented a top-flight stock of p*ssy. Even the most selective ISG member would f*ck them with no hesitation!

"ISG Member in Need" and I shared conversation covering the topics of personal travel, employment, sexual conquests, and other pleasantries. (I, Meat Loaf, enjoy tour guiding and translating for other ISG Senior Members. This services gives me a reality-check of how the outside world is beyond these Nicaraguan borders.) After 30-minutes we exited Fenix, but not before I received a few kissess from the b*tches.

Via taxi we changed locations. Again, this second location was packed with 13 girls and two (2) customers: Meat Loaf and "ISG Member in Need" were the only customers before the eyes of 13 hookers. (Meat Loaf frequents locations where few male customers exist enabling me to receive all of the girl's attention. Give me a girl that's broke with little opportunity and I'll be happier than Oprah Winfrey at a 99-cent buffett.) The hookers have been listening to weeks of gossip concerning Meat Loaf and were reserved in joining ""ISG Member in Need" and Meat Loaf at our table. After 1-hour we changed locations.

The third location presented another 10 girls. These girls have been hearing Meat Loaf rumors since I broke the spine of the Dominican-looking girl a few weeks ago. I received a few hugs, "ISG Member in Need" received many looks of interest, and further jovial moments were shared. After 30-minutes the two of us changed locations.

The fourth location we entered was just opening for business. I said what's up to the owner who was sitting at the bar with a few of his employees. Immediately all of the girls began cat-calling my name: Meat Loaf is sexy; Meat Loaf te aguanto (I want you Meat Loaf has more turca (d*ck) than a horse were the common heckles. A few of the girls attacked me with hugs while one sat on my lap simulating sex. Unfortunately for these girls, I saw one of my old f*ck pieces from last year and began conversing with her. She must of seen sucker on my forehead 'cause she came from around the bar, purse in hand, to sit alongside Meat Loaf. "ISG Member in Need" unknowingly sat beside this Puerto Rican looking presumida (stuck-up girl) who would have given him horrible service.

At the bar "ISG Member in Need" enjoyed the ambiance while Meat Loaf combed the hair of his Latin beauty. Gratefull is Meat Loaf towards "ISG Member in Need" for offering to pay my rent to this mami chula (sexy girl.) Meat Loaf reconfirmed his offer and was told, "thank you for guiding me through Managua and for entertaining me with Meat Loaf tales. " "ISG Member in Need" paid the fare: The rent paid to this lady is the most I, Meat Loaf, have ever paid, although I didn't pay. Last year, I wore the p*ssy out for at a rate of 1/3 yesterday's price. Inflation is present.

Not having any stamina in th pecker region I needed some help. F*cking my live-in four (4) times per day, getting my BBBJCIMS three (3) times per day, and drinking rum and beer for days has my two (2) buddies exhausted! I told "ISG Member in Need" that only viagra could aide me. (This girl was begging for me to f*ck her since we haven't exchanged bodily fluids for several months.) I instructed ella (her) to wait 10-minutes because I needed to return home. To the pharmacy 4 blocks away I ran while "ISG Member in Needed" waited at the bar with the two broads.

I returned within 10-minutes and began the foreplay with my morena (dark skinned girl.) After 20 more minutes we entered the room. She took her pants off quickly; she tore her shirt off faster; and the bra which holds her 34C breasts in place was removed with no hesitation. Within 1-minute she was naked. Hell, I jumped out my clothes too.

Starting in missionary I mounted. Not fealing any strength I requested some oral action. With no change in stature I suggested we return to missionary. Into the abyss I went. I operated with 70% efficiency for the most part, but still enjoyed watching her eyes roll back into her head; listening to her breathing pattern of intense moans and groans; feeling her pop those hips as she rode this d*ck; being brought deeper into her guts with her legs crossed tightly around my thighs; feeling her grab my ass while guiding me into various regions of her hairy vagina were great sexual sensations. My f*ck piece from last year has some bomb-ass p*ssy! Her body of 22 years is slim, yet meaty, with f*cking skills she developed by creating her two (2) young children.

After I busted two (2) polvos (nutts) we convesed about her employment situation, family, and the memories we've shared for two years. I haven't called her in a few months, but will again this week. (Problem: All of the girls know my live-in girl and that she doesn't play when I'm concerned. Remember, hookers gossip more than Joan Rivers and the word is out. Unless I change my route in search of new talent I will not be able to grow my live-in stable.)

Returning to the bar where "ISG Member in Need" waited was a nice victory stroll. The bill was paid and we departed for location #2 once again.

Again, no customers were present with five girls waiting for a p*ssy-tenant to surface. "ISG Member in Need" entered the establishment serious on finding his next victim who was a first-timer: Within the few hours that "ISG Member in Need" and I had left establishment #2 a new employee appeared. This new employee is 20-years old, skinny, fair skinned, and a first-time prostitute. "ISG Member in Need" rented her wares for 30-minutes and began laying the foundation for her to become his hotel live-in for the week. "ISG Member in Need" told me that the girl had little sexual knowledge, but take instructions extremely well. "ISG Member in Need" will have to educate this 20-year old on sexual positions, sexual stamina, and sexual satisfaction for she knows little.

"ISG Member in Need" and I went our seperate ways ending this 8-hour Managua Mongeing Tour.

"ISG Member in Need" was a total gentleman by purchasing the beer, taxi fare, and even paying my rent for a piece-of-pussy. Being his first day in Nicaragua and getting acclamated to the scene "ISG Member in Need" was reserved. "ISG Member in Need" was scoping which girl he will loaf in the upcoming days. "ISG Member in Need" operated within the brothels like a educated monger who possesses numerous victories under his belt. Meat Loaaf looks forward to mongering with "ISG Member in Need" later this week and by then the girls will be really broke and hungry with little male customer activity to be found.

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Meat Loaf
06-10-08, 18:18
Strength in numbers "Chicas Nicas" can aide in the quest for what you are seeking.

My suggestion is to read Meat Loafs "Guide to MGA" paying close attention to articulation and detail. How much you pay for pussy and quality is directly dependent upon your personal skill set inventory. Your will always be viewed here in terms of value to the provider "Nica" and the house, nothing more. It’s a game and like a Casino the odds are not in our favor. Can you win? The answer is there are winners and losers every day. With an understating of the language, culture, some game and willingness to venture walking into the barrios odds can be manipulated much as one would card count in a game of chance. You too can win. Do not try this at home as such activity must be performed by a professional and be detrimental to your safety and welfare.

I now realize why it is a waste of time documenting every location available to the MGA monger. They simply change and disappear too rapidly. The brothel owners also change business practices frequently.

Off to the barrios now.
Please actually go to Nicaragua, then have an experience other than reading, then comment. We can all google and read news.

If you as I did, go to the Mercado Oriental to photograph the embedded brothel (Callejon de la Muerte) you will take , as I did, your driver , a body guard to watch your back and in this case as my driver has a gun and an permit, a gun and a permit. We actually planned to go back at night and had arranged to hire two off duty cops for US$20 (total for 2 hours) and they were bringing their AK-47's so by comparison we were relatively unstrapped.

Even shopping for anything major where you have to go in with a fair amount of dough, a gun or guard makes sense.Correct "Xdred." You must hit the street and talk with the locals as to where the brothels are located.

It may be dangerous for some to walk the streets so using an armed-bodyguard and off duty police officers with AK-47's as "Grand Pollo" did and does should protect you, don't you think?


There are hundreds of places with Tona or Victoria or Brahma signs. Stick to casas that are obvious casas to play it safe. Advice stands, don't assume every cantina with a beer sign is a suitable place to hit on girls or ask for girls if you are a gringo. be careful and don't offend people.

Gents take this 'advice" very carefully and with a large grain of salt.

Every place I recommend (or don't if a rip-off) is a place I have gone in, talked to the madam, got the price, looked at the room and bathroom and viewed or sampled the girls. Every time.

I tell them I am doing this to get them business from a club of internet guys and if it is a good deal I will report if it is and if not I tell them I will tell you guys that it is a rip. And I have told a few that I am telling you guys they are a scam or a dump (in the vain hope they will get half a brain).

Everyone here should do this. Not a good place for fiction since there are a bunch of decent guys needing advice based on facts from experience.I agree "Grand Pollo."

DrDewman
06-10-08, 21:15
Thank you very much Water Boy, actually I took them about 6 pm while hanging out with the famous Meat Loaf back on my March trip. We did go inside at that time but the people had just went inside to open up and nothing was going on at Good Time at 6pm.

I did go on the trip the last week of May and went about 10 pm on a Thursday night and there was a lot of action and many beautiful girls in the place.

I do take my camera everywhere I go in Nicaragua and have plenty of photo's
to show off.

Could hardly wait to get home today and see what was new on the Managua board.

I included a picture of Nicole from Sol Y Luna, she is the manager and or the daughter of the owner and is not a working girl unless you take her to San Juan Del Sur on a Sunday afternoon.

Dewman

Meat Loaf
06-11-08, 12:15
Thanks "DrDewman" for all of the photo. If it weren't for you I would have zero (0%) photos to share with family and friends concerning Nicaragua.

Member #4167
06-11-08, 13:35
Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant!I would second Meatloaf's points. Managua is a dump in most parts.

When I arrived the first time, I took a taxi from the new & modern airport into the center of town. The view out the window was depressing: horrid slums littered with trash. Broken down houses. People burning trash in barrels.

I thought that I had made a big mistake, I thought "What have I gotten myself into? "

Directions are impossible in MGA. No one (I mean no one) speaks english. Don't go there unless you speak a passable spanish.

I was initially drawn to Managua for the cost-effective mongering scene. So you spend 1 hour a day in the brothels. You have 16 wakeful hours every day. What do you do the other 15? Managua has very few of those "other things". There are tourist sites commemorating the Nica civil war: Somoza's bunker, the Plaza De Armas. They are not beautiful but quite bizarre. If you are already in Managua, they are worth seeing. All the tourists sites can be seen in one day.

Other than the brothels & boozing their is NO recreation in Managua.

The real pretty things are outside Managua. Granada, Leon, the coast. I wasn't impressed with Leon, I wouldn't recommend going there. However, on the ride from MGA to Leon I saw an impressive countryside. Beautiful volcanoes.

My quest has been: "How to combine mongering with general recreation" I think there are few places in the world that accomplish both.

Nica is a pretty country. MGA, however is a place to see only in transit. I would say, spend a few days in MGA visit some brothels, then go to Granada then south to Rivas and on to the coast. From what I have read on the forum, Granada lacks in mongering and the prices are high.

As others have said on ISG, don't go to Nica on your own unless you speak a passable spanish. Unless, of course you can get an organized group tour of the whole country. I believe these are pretty scarce.

Meat Loaf
06-11-08, 17:36
I would second Meatloaf's points. Managua is a dump in most parts.

When I arrived the first time, I took a taxi from the new & modern airport into the center of town. The view out the window was depressing: horrid slums littered with trash. Broken down houses. People burning trash in barrels.

I thought that I had made a big mistake, I thought "What have I gotten myself into? "

Directions are impossible in MGA. No one (I mean no one) speaks english. Don't go there unless you speak a passable spanish.

I was initially drawn to Managua for the cost-effective mongering scene. So you spend 1 hour a day in the brothels. You have 16 wakeful hours every day. What do you do the other 15? Managua has very few of those "other things". There are tourist sites commemorating the Nica civil war: Somoza's bunker, the Plaza De Armas. They are not beautiful but quite bizarre. If you are already in Managua, they are worth seeing. All the tourists sites can be seen in one day.

Other than the brothels & boozing their is NO recreation in Managua.

The real pretty things are outside Managua. Granada, Leon, the coast. I wasn't impressed with Leon, I wouldn't recommend going there. However, on the ride from MGA to Leon I saw an impressive countryside. Beautiful volcanoes.

My quest has been: "How to combine mongering with general recreation" I think there are few places in the world that accomplish both.

Nica is a pretty country. MGA, however is a place to see only in transit. I would say, spend a few days in MGA visit some brothels, then go to Granada then south to Rivas and on to the coast. From what I have read on the forum, Granada lacks in mongering and the prices are high.

As others have said on ISG, don't go to Nica on your own unless you speak a passable spanish. Unless, of course you can get an organized group tour of the whole country. I believe these are pretty scarce."Water Boy" is correct on his Managua impression except that people do not burn trash in barrels, but burn trash on the street curb. People dump their trash on the street curb and wait, hope, for a "street bum" to walk by with his shopping cart and ask if you want your garbage removed for 25 cents. City garbage collection does exist, but is unpredictable. The "bums" either take the trash to a vacant lot or the drainage canal for disposal.

Granada is the biggest Nicaraguan attraction. Granada was the first city discovered / claimed in the American Hemisphere back in the 1500s: Granda is the oldest city in the American Hemisphere. Granada has a population of 40, 000 residents. Granada has claimed famed for twenty years as being a real estate mecca. Why? Several years back, after the war ended in the 1980s, real estate was cheap. Numerous houses were old, had bad paint, and were falling apart due to neglect. Houses with 10, 000 square feet were being sold for US $40, 000. A few Europeans and North Americans bought these houses, which are town houses, and rehabed the property. They invested money into the property. Naturally, after a few years the property increased in value. This became a marketing ploy to lure foreigners into the region. The local residents increased prices on every piece of property. I don't know who, but Remax and Century 21 opened offices in Granada and started selling property, or attempting to sell property. Presently, the prices of Granada real estate are similar to USA pricing, US $150, 000. US $1, 000, 000. Mortgages are non-exist for foriegners: Non-citizens must acquire the capital for their real estate purchases outside of Nicaragua. North Americans and Europeans must come with cash-in-hand! Paying G8 money to live in the 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere is stupid, foolish, and what they expect North Americans to do. With a population of 40, 000 in Granada and 5, 000 USA-citizens living in Nicaragua the real estate ploy is over-exaggerated.

Granada sits along the Central America's largest lake. Granada has government buildings, townhouses, and churches with pretty paint. Granada has a concrete park with trees encompassing one-city block. The park is the center of attraction. Any SWs that are available will be found in the park. The park has a hostel for backpackers. The main street (calzada) leads from the park to the lake's beachfront (malecon.) The calzada has a few cafes and one sports bar. The sports bar has a nice atmosphere of USA college and professional penants. Across the street from the sports bar is another hostel for backpackers. A few blocks away is some expensive hotel charging US $75 or more per night. The malecon is infested with gang bangers looking to rob tourists, (ie. You.) (Meat Loaf got into a fight with three (3) pandilleros in Granda for defending a local 60-year old couple. Meat Loaf was able to befriend these pandilleros after the rock and stone strowing ceased. Meat Loaf walked the 'hood surrounding the calzada with these pandilleros. Meat Loaf drank beer with the pandilleros, met the gang leader, and learned spent a few hours talking sh*t while watching my back.) As everywhere in Nicargua: Police patrols and protection do not exist. Therefore, Meat Loaf had to protect himself from the malecon back to the plaza back to the bus for Managua. The best way to ensure my protection and to not worry about my safety was to befriend these thugs. This way the gang would not be searching for me in the tourist locations of Granada.

Sites to see in Granada: (1) park; (2) sports bar; (3) malecon; (4) the islands in the middle of the lake via boat or on the church's rooftop; and (5) buildings with pretty paint. All the prices in Granada are over-priced, 1. 5 times the Managua price.

That summarizes Nicaragua's most popular tourist attraction! Again, not worth of an international trip just for one-day experience.

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Meat Loaf
06-11-08, 18:41
Feeling goma (hung over) from the day before I layed in bed all day. At about 1600 hrs. , "Xdred" gave my cellular phone a call with an update on his daily activities. Laughing and intrigued I suggested we meet again although my original intention was to monger with "Xdred" not until Friday. Regardless, I went to the brothel to share mongerisms.

He told me a few good stories and gave me the wh*re gossip that you ISG readers have grown to love. I suggested we hit some of the other spots for his familiarity. After 30-mintues we departed via foot: "Xdred" and Meat Loaf walked the barrios of Managua from brothel to brothel. Our foot transportation covered over 15 Managua blocks! And this was done without an armed bodyguard or police escort.

"Xdred" is familiar and comfortable in foreign ghettos and exhibited such confidence is his stride. The local populace noticed "Xdred, " but knew better in the form of assault or heckles.

We went to location #2 which had zero action. We walked further to location #3 which was jam-packed with guys drinking and a few 40-year old hookers. We both agreed to leave immediately upon entrance. Location #4 was half-ass and not worth of a stay although "Xdred" mentioned that he liked the outdoor atmosphere. Too many moscas (flys) drove us away.

I had some business to attend to at the home before the hour of 1800, but postponed my arrival and showed "Xdred" yet another location. Via taxi we travel several miles.

Location #5 had some nice, petite, young wh*res and an active male customer base. ISG mongers shared more conversation. I like this location and it typically has a nice crop of pink snapper. After 30-minutes or so we departed. Again, walking the streets with Meat Loaf, "Xdred" was never in jeopardy.

I returned home and "Xdred" returned to mongering- Doing what he does best!

In summary, nothing really happened besides Meat Loaf showing "Xdred" the hidden locations of these brothels. That in itself is the battle: Learning the address of brothels is the most important skill in the mongering lifestyle.

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Xdred
06-12-08, 00:19
I would like to thank “Meat Loaf” and extend gratitude for valuable services rendered in aid to a fellow ISG member. Without this knowledge transfer my trip would have been limited to the main stream brothels and much needed satisfaction could not have been attained by this monger in need. While many pussies could have been sampled from the documented locations my enjoyment always comes from interaction with the local populace off the beaten track. I just want to pay the same prices as would a local. when sampling the same meat.

If you are not comfortable, feel unsafe or have no balls and want to experience a virtual abundance of beautiful Nicas for US $11.00 per hour (or less) by all means heed Grand Pollo’s advice and hire off duty policemen with AK47s. I cannot imagine an experienced ISG member (local resident?) going to this extreme. I would also invite Gran Pollo to return to the MGA forum and post. My interest is in accurate reporting and keeping the International Sex Guide a reservoir of honest and reliable information.

While all establishments with a Tona sign are not brothels, I validate “Meat Loafs” advice to walk in, sit down have a beer and talk with the locals. They truly enjoy this interaction with the gringo and will freely share information and pricing (important) where you can find cheap pussy, generally within walking distance. Without advance pricing information and language skills you will save nothing even if you were to stumble upon such an establishment.

In the welfare, interest of fellow ISG members I urge you to not attempt this type of activity unless you feel completely comfortable. Doing so could lead to loss of “Life or Limb”.

Yesterday I returned to a local spot without name or sign. My plan was to arrange a few days at the hotel with the twenty year old Nica, enjoyed a day earlier. Being her first day in the business she confessed to only having one dick in her tiny hole previously. Being white, skinny and young this is not my preferred type of chica. You see I like the morena (brown) things from twenty seven to thirty six years of age preferably with B cup tits and some ass, but not fat. I wanted to provide aid and needed assistance to the local education system by teaching this girl how to fu**. My plan to provide this needed assistance failed. While accepting direction and instruction the previous day to my satisfaction today was different. Determining the instruction was needed quickly the class period was increased to two hours at which she failed miserably. Granted the electricity outage in the middle of class did not help, however interest was lost.

Today upon entering this brothel I spoke with the owner about take out service. He immediately reached for his calculator which was a bad sign. He was attempting gringo pricing further evidenced by the calculator being new and still in plastic wrapping. This is the first time I have seen anyone needing a calculator when trying to price pussy. Interrupting I explained that since today the electricity is not working it would be impossible for me to purchase his wares due to heat in the building.

Always being polite and expressing empathy during the conversation he saw my business was about to be lost. Just in time the electrician he had called earlier resolved the issue and managed to get the fan working in one room. Explaining to the girls today I was seeking a new girl friend due to the fact that the previous did not show needed affection and true love the girls begin smiling and seeking attention of the gringo who was now officially divorced in front of all. It is very important for the *****s to understand the situation before just moving on to the next piece of ass. Another Nica was selected and enjoyed. The price was US $11.00 for the hour.

When the session was over, again the owner was approached about take out pussy. Without need of assistance from the calculator he told me pricing would be the same if take out or at his brothel. Later in the conversation an all night session was offered using one of his rooms for the price of US $60.00 which was declined.

This has been one of the best and least expensive trips for me and I will certainly return to MGA. By now you probably realize I am a cheap monger. Other than clothing there is no difference in the quality or service of these beauties in the smaller places. It feels good to monger where there is virtually no competition and where your gringo presence is considered valuable and appreciated. It’s up to you. You will like the pussy.

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Riggo
06-12-08, 00:23
Hey Loaf,

Why don't you ever post any photos of your adventures?

Riggo

Meat Loaf
06-12-08, 01:25
Hey Loaf,

Why don't you ever post any photos of your adventures?

RiggoWhat's up Bro',

I never post any pictures 'cause I never bought a digital camera or cellular phone with camera capability.

Meat Loaf
06-12-08, 13:46
Excellent and well written report "Xdred."
I'm sure being introduced for two (2) days by Meat Loaf helped you out with the girls and the owner. Also, the calculator always is kept in plastic.

I would say that Gringo presence is not more valuable than a local's presence. These establishments are in the pursuit of business and value all customers: Customer service is at the forefront of their business practices. (This is why brothels are always better than SWs.) Being a local is more valuable than being a Gringo because the local can communicate and they share similar experiences. Gringo doesn't mean payday, it just means temporary tourist. How many p*ssies can you f*ck in a day, 3? In a week, 21? Gringo doesn't mean payday and not speaking Spanish means a painful conversation with nothing being said. Both Gringos and locals can purchase ass if they choose so the Gringo sitting before 15 girls at the brothel is still a chance-of-odds in getting choses. (The girls' perspective.)

In other countries a Gringos presence is admired and they treat you like a King. In Nicaragua they don't give a f*ck about you!

Meat Loaf
06-12-08, 14:43
This post should be read by all concerning those few people that speak English in Nicaragua. Please do not take this post as offensive for it only speaks of a segment of society

Little North American contact via tourists and commerce has also produced few English-speakers in the country of Nicaragua. In contrast, Mexico City who has plenty of commerce and tourists and has a language school every five (5) blocks instructing English, German, French, and Portuguese. Few and far between you will find someone who speaks English in Nicaragua, but not often.

Those few people that speak English, beware! Caution should be used when interracting with people who speak non-accented English in Nicaragua unless they too are European or North American. Why?

Miami, Florida, and San Francisco, California, are the major markets for Nicaraguans ultramar (overseas.) Of course Costa Rica too. While a few sneek across Mexico and into the Southwestern United States many more traveled to the USA during the war years as political prisioners. These children were reared in the USA, attended USA English-speaking schools, and acquired USA bad lifestyles.

Various USA visas were granted to these families (ie. B1 / B2, political asylum, tourist, etcetera.) Often foreigners begin to believe that they too are USA naturalized citizens and can roam the USA without judicial restraint. This begins their sprial downfall.

As a guest evidenced by thier visa and not USA naturalized citizenship these individuals can be expelled at anytime by the USA government. What happens is:

These individuals while growing-up in the USA entered into a life of crime. They began gangbanging, drug sales, and other detrimental activity. Every USA citizen as of recent has learned of the illegal immigration problem and the lack of interest in its enforcement. Every USA citizen also should know that getting deported is extremely difficult! Only two (2) types of people get deported: Convicted and formerly-incarcerated individuals who committed (1) drug and / or (2) gun crimes! These individuals who are illegal or in the USA on visa serve their prison time and are deported to their home country. Re-entry into the USA the second time is three (3) years Federal prison time and the third time for illegal re-entry is ten (10) years Federal prison time. Consequently, these formerly incarcerated individuals are effectively barred from re-entering the USA although they have family, offspring, and 20 years plus USA experience in mentality, customs, and vernacular.

So, what you have are deported individuals who speak USA non-accented English; lived in the USA for 20 plus years; were educated in the USA; and served USA state and / or federal prison time for guns or drugs! Not all non-accented English-speakers are formerly incarcerated individuals, but a large, large majority are!

If you do not socialize with formerly incarcerated individuals in the USA, do you think it's a good idea to associate with said individuals in their home country speaking your native tongue?

I, Meat Loaf, know many deported individuals who feel comfortable speaking with me about their USA crime histories. In facat, I probably meet 3 or 5 per week. You may present a different image. And that image may make you a bigger target for continued criminal pursuits.

Meat Loaf writes this post as a warning on whom you attempt to befriend. Non-spanish speakers may be looking for commaraderie in their native-tongues and become excited when someone speaks non-accented USA English to them. Still, you Gringos with heavily accented Spanish are vulnerable to the same rouse. I, Meat Loaf, recommend that you contact me via PM if you venture beyond the main stream locations of Fenix, Caribbean Morena, Diamonds, Elite, MetroCentro, Good Times, and the hotel. That is if you're looking to speak non-accented English.

Meat Loaf
06-12-08, 15:02
I cannot imagine a non Spanish speaker coming to this shit hole or even a Spanish speaker for that matter Listen to the advice of others which is go to Costa Rica, Colombia or another destination where you will be sure to have a good time and enjoy your vacation.

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Newark, New Jersey, (Neighborhing city of New York City, New York)
New Orleans, Louisiana, (Pre-Katrina & worse, Post-Katrina)
East St. Louis, Illionois, (Neighboring city of St. Louis, Missouri)
Robbins, Illionois, (Chicago South Suburb)
Akron, Ohio
Washington Heights / Flatbush / Bed-Sty, New York, New York
Detroit, Michigan
Flint, Michigan
Fresno, California
Little Havana / Little Haiti / Pork-and-Beans, Miami, Florida
South Central / Watts / Compton / East Los, Los Angeles, California
USA-Mexican Border (both sides)
"Trailer Park," USA
"PWT," USA
American-Indian Reservations, USA
Washington D.C.

*: Most of the cities listed above are rich by world standards and being in the world's richest country makes the disparity even more evident when contrasting against Nicaragua. If you're scared to spend time in the streets of the above cities you may want to "cut your teeth" in the USA first before considering Nicaragua.

One must be familiar and comfortable in these USA ghettos to feel comfortable in Nicaragua. Also, having Spanish-speaking ability is highly recommended, if not, mandatory! Roaming these streets, clubs, brothels, and neighborhoods in search of p*ssy may place you in jeapordy if you have no previous experiene in ghettos (guettos.) Ball-Check: Are you going to conquer the p*ssy that you want no matter where she's located or be scared away by the cock-blocks of her community who want it for themselves?

Fellas, don't get disilluisioned into thinking that just because the country is poor and you have a few dollars that you will be king. Don't think that you're gonna' shine. Don't think that you're gonna' be anybody special. Why? Lots of jewelry that shines tarnishes, fades, or is just plain phony! King's are crowned by the populace and not by the person desiring kingdomship. Your desire for special status based upon race, skin color, citizenship, or being flojo (easy spender) will gain you status in Nicaragua is wrong. Fraudulent. Unrealistic. Not the case. In fact, you will not be recognized as anybody or anything of significance. Nicaragua is not a fan nor do we have the mentality that North Americans are anybody special!

Only the country of Haiti is poorer than Nicaragua in this hemisphere of 33 countries and daily survival (food, clothing, shelter) is the mentality. At anytime things can go foul placing you, the visible foreigner, in jeaporady!

Childern aged 5 and above sleep on the sidewalk! Children aged 5 and above walk the streets barefoot! Children aged 5 and above panhandle! Children aged 8 and above sniff glue (pega) allday, everyday! Children roam the streets in packs like wolves in search of money to survive: Are you going to kick the asses of a pack of children when they rob you? If not, you're not ready for Nicaragua. Your possessions are your possessions regardless of the asailant is the mentality needed for Nicaraguan survival! These children will kill you with a hard tortilla!

Are you ready to get "grimey? " Are you ready for the most basic human form of existance- survival? Are you ready to witness abject poverty and be oblivious when an 80-year old grandmother on crutches with one leg missing asks you for US $0. 05 cents? If not, you're not ready for Nicaragua. Why? 'Cause giving money away is a sign of foolishness, richness, and weakness. You will get drained and bombarded quickly through such humanity.

In the USA the thugs, crooks, and criminals are not living such a lifestyle for human survival, but for the lust of material possessions! Let's reflect upon this fact.

Why aren't they living such a lifestyle based upon human survival? 'Cause the USA has ample governmental and community programs that aide in the most basic form of human exisence (food, shelter, clothes.) Welfare, soup kitchens, the citizenry, food stamps, churches, YMCA, YWCA, hostels, goodwill, AMVETS, and thousands upon thousands upon thousands of other good-hearted Americans aide their fellow citizen when in basic survival mode! In Nicaragua, no hay (it does not exist! ) These thugs are living such a lifestyle in the pursuit of material possessions.

USA crime is crime by choice. Nicaraguan crime is crime by opportunity and crime for survival. Which is worse? Which is more fearful?

What this post is attempting to convey is that the above cities which are USA poor are nothing compared to Nicaraguan poor, the Nicaraguan society. If you have never visited the above USA cities or are fearful of visiting the above USA cities, then Nicaragua would be worse due to the fact that the poverty is worse! The ambiance is worse! The sights are worse! In all aspect everything is worse in Nicaragua compared to the worst USA ghetto.

USA ghettos have are luxury compared to Nicaraguan society! Only Haiti is poorer than Nicaragua in this hemisphere which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Don't get fooled into thinking that you'll witness anything different than you would in the above USA ghettos or poorest cities in the country which the list represents.

Xdred
06-12-08, 20:33
Awoke as usual 0530 and finished the first pack of Belmont light cigarettes by 0930. Had the usual breakfast, five cups strong coffee, two eggs, rice and beans.

Went to metocentro mall for first attempt at ATM withdrawal. Immediately upon entering the mall there were two US style machines to my right. Upon examination the first machine appeared to not be connected to the international networks and of value only to local account holders. The second machine had the Mastercard, Visa symbol displayed so I inserted my card selecting the English language option. Entering my pin number all seemed in order and the counting noise was heard as when the machine is ready to dispense. Always nervous that my card will be taken in this type of situation fear was not present since it was the type that just scans the magnetic portion. Shit, another two counting sounds, then please wait (in spanish) for what seemed like eternity then “unable to dispense” on the printed receipt. Ok no big deal went upstairs to an area with a bank and nice machines all with proper logos. Selected the English option for safety, Looked down and started to enter the PIN, and there were no letters on the keys just numbers. No problem went back to the original target machine which had letters, obtained the numbers, returned upstairs and put my card in. This time it was the real deal, held the card until the transaction was complete. To my surprise the requested amount in local currency (cords) appeared and my card was returned. Now pussy can be purchased without financial concern. My advice, carry more than one card in case shit happens and it will.

Taxi ride US $1.50 to the barrio slum area where this gringo wearing shorts is becoming more of a familiar face. About a fifteen block area with the perimeter being expanded seven to ten blocks daily. This is the time when danger increases since the thugs are now becoming more aware of my daily movements, gringo presence and could “lay in wait”. To adjust odds a bit my schedule is changed and I inject into this slum using an alternate foot route.

This is the time when a bit of explanation is necessary for the benefit of you guys reading at work or from your sofas in the evening while television surfing. While these type activities would be considered foolish by many it is just the way one person has decided to live life both professional and personal. Seeking an eternal adrenaline rush, foreign lands and sweet pussy is what keeps me happy and motivated. There is no sane reason to go to this extreme. Please think of your families, home, comfort and safety first. You will have more fun in Colombia or Costa Rica. I guarantee it.

Enter the usual brothels checking for fresh interesting or overlooked Nicas to get naked, pound and eat, however after rounds end up at a brothel which is my favorite of the last few days. Since this establishment does not have a business license this location could disappear at any time. Day before yesterday while holding a two hour class with a young Nica in need of sexual teaching commotion was heard and all of the sudden five *****s entered my class room. Dam what now? Do they all have desires to have encounters with the gringo at same time or what? It turned out to be the police and they were all attempting to hide. My member was erect and the opportunity used to show my manhood.to all. Not sure they were impressed but did notice curiosity from a couple of the ladies. The student was instructed to continue while this all went down but as reported earlier she failed the class.

Looked for my new wife (prostitute) of yesterday seeking a repeat but was informed she had left earlier. I explained to the ladies (*****s) that infidelity occurs when the wife is away since a man often has uncontrollable sexual needs. They understood this fact from personal experience. I sat for the next hour deciding with whom to have an affair. This one was a real beauty, black shinny hair medium length, 5’3 with the most amazing bush seen here so far. Perfect B breasts just a bit younger than normally preferred with no children. This one wanted to know the details, reasons of the previous divorce with the first lady. We talked, had sex and questions were ask about Meat Loaf and his live in situation. They all have desires for his Loaf. Another expressed extreme desire to become his live in sex employee and ask for my assistance and promotion on her behalf.

Around 2100 hours after the affair, the brothel owner was again approached in his office about take out pussy. They close in one hour and no other customers were present. Never have I experienced this abundance of fresh pussy without any customers. I saw his right hand attempt to go for that fuc** calculator again but he didn’t. Ended up paying a US $7.00 take out fee and took a mother of one to the hotel for a bit. She had milk which ended up squirting on my chest during fucking. While at least for me breast milk would be an acquired taste the nutritional value could substitute for one meal. I will admit to giving it some thought.

More later

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DrDewman
06-13-08, 21:55
Thanks for that great report and I will have to get with Meat Loaf when I go back in August to find this place. Hope it is still open then.

Can't wait for the day 5 report to come out.

Dewman

Meat Loaf
06-15-08, 20:33
meat loaf continues to deliver truthful reports that either he experiences or is associated with. this story is written based upon facts disclosed by gringo victim. it took courage to admit to this experience and should serve as a lesson for others. further confirmation was obtained by nicaraguan "caretakers" of said gringo. this event occurred within the past six (6) months and not during the stay of any isg member this past week, june 8, 2008, through june 14, 2008.

"gringo sex tourist" stuck out like a sore thumb. truthfully told, "gringo sex tourist" sticks out like a sore thumb everytime he leaves a. sandino international airport (mga.) nonetheless, "gringo sex tourist" is addicted to prostitutes and their hunt (cazador.) this post will expose the self-inflicted wound caused to the aforementioned gringo sex tourist and why it will continue to happen to other gringo sex tourists.

as mentioned in previous posts, street-walkers are operating in an uncontrolled environment and have very little concern for customer satisfaction. it's even worse when you're an obvious tourist: the same holds true in your neighborhood or truck stop. lot lizards may deliver satisfactory ejaculation (s, ) but that assumes their honest individuals and not operating with a pure criminal mentality.

meat loaf will never recommend the use of sw services although many good experiences have been realized from their wares. in fact, the best bbbjcimswallow was received from a sw who claimed she was the "best d*ck sucker north of the mason-dixon line! " she also guaranteed three (3) nutts for us $25. quenching her thirst was more than i could handle even with such a guarantee.

the far majority of you guys are stuck in the usa living double lives. your only chance for out-house p*ssy is the street-walker due to north american culture. old habits die hard so when you travel overseas this quest of the sw continues. your efforts to score servicio dormicilio are thwarted at the brothel and to carretera masaya you flock. the ambiance of the bright lights, vehicle traffic, and witnessing other gringos lends you confidence to explore this sector (neighborhood.)

"gringo sex tourist" felt comfortable in hiring the services of a random taxista (taxi driver) to cruise carr. masaya in search of prostitutas (prostitutes.) upon requesting the services of the taxista "gringo sex tourist" indicated in broken spanish that he wanted to view some girls on carr. masaya. knowing he had a horny gringo with limited spanish skills was a potential payday for the taxista. off the monger and taxista went in a delapidated (mispelled) hyundai.

happier than a kid at christmas; showing more teeth than arsenio hall; while viewing the street with eyes larger than an owl, "gringo sex tourist" began his window shopping obsession. kilometers and kilometers of payment were transversed as "gringo sex tourist" and el taxista scoped the honeys. money was no object for this gringo for he knows, "no money, no honey! " the two laughed and rated the quality of the various sw who held down random corners, bus stops, and the parking lots that align carr. masaya. finally "gringo sex tourist" saw what he wanted to take back to the hotel and the taxi pulled over. (note: 1 kilometer equals 0. 6 miles.)

otra vez (once again, ) "gringo sex tourist" cannot speak spanish; is renting p*ssy from the passenger seat of a taxi; has skin milkier than parmalat; and wants to take the sw back to his hotel. what the f*ck was he doing? stop laughing guys! stop it! this is not funny: how would you like to be in his boxer briefs under the aforementioned conditions.comedy of this caliber has not been achieved since dave chappelle left comedy central, but we should not find entertainment at the expense of "gringo sex tourist" (ie. you.)

as she approached the car this carr. masaya sw read "sucker" on the forehead of "gringo sex tourist. " all smiles: smiling more than a dentist repairs annually was her entry fee into the taxi with the destination being "gringo sex tourist's" hotel room. a la puta (what the f*ck! ) pobrecito (poor guy.) "gringo sex tourist" should have known better, but he was focused on her big butt and smile: never trust a big butt and a smile for that girl is poison! "gringo sex tourist" thought p4p with an sw was a verbal contract and paid dearly. pince baboso (f*cking fool! )

carretera (carr.) masaya sw enters the taxi's backseat and the "gringo sex tourist" changes from the from seat into back con ella (with her.) immediately esa chavala (that girl) attempts to change the agreed upon location- his hotel room. esa puta (that hooker) suggests they visit a nearby salsateca (night club.) "gringo sex tourist" declines. esa cabrona (that b*tch) suggests they visit a nearby casino. "gringo sex tourist" declines this opportunity as well. thinking with his hairless head "gringo sex tourist" holds firm on the destination being his hotel room and the taxista, in her native-tongue, confirms with the authority the hotel being the destination.

"gringo sex tourist" felt relieved that the taxista aided his communication and provided a genorous propina (tip) upon exiting the taxi with the chavala at the hotel. (note: nicaragua has only one (1) salsateca. a salsateca is a nightclub that plays salsa music hasta su culo (up your ass.)

being the true gentleman i know "gringo sex tourist" to be i am truly disappointed in how his kindness was taken for weakness. offering the sw a beverage, junk food, and other creature comforts was his hospitality. her acceptance was slipping him a "mickey" while he attended to her comoda (confort.) together they raised a brindis (toast / cheers.) unwittingly "gringo sex tourist" was given drugs that made him intoxicado (intoxicated.)

everyone needs a job! every salesperson needs a good hook. the bait layed by this carr. masaya sw was her big butt and smile: the mistake made by the "gringo sex tourist" is evidenced in his name.

as he slept like a baby she helped herself. mi casa es su casa was interpreted literally by the carr. masaya sw. helping herself to a digital camera with photos of his vacation; helping herself to his laptop computer; helping herself to his wallet and credit cards; helping herself to other possessions easy to fence she acquired. to boot she finished her beverage never making the mistake to confuse which drink had the "mickey. " having earned her money for the "trick" she departed.

little did "gringo sex tourist" know that this carr. masaya sw is a member of la mafia. she's the clave (key.) her suggestions to visit the disco and casino were so she could present the mark, "gringo sex tourist, " to her compadres. forunately, "gringo sex tourist" was all about the hotel room and not companionship.

with more sleep than a newborn baby "gringo sex tourist" arose. vaguely (mispelled) he remembered his activities on carr. masaya and his hospitality towards the sw. he also remembered having a brindis con ella (toast / cheers with her.) not seeing ella; not reading any "dear john letter; " and not viewing his electronic possessions, money, credit cards, etcetera, "gringo sex tourist" woke up real quick. "gringo sex tourist" could have only arisen faster had he been sodamized! ouch! duele! only could o. j. simpson translate "hertz" with more passion than "gringo sex tourist" felt.

¡perame! hold on, it gets worse for "gringo sex tourist. " este baboso (this fool) never checked her government issued identification (cedula.) este loco (this crazy guy) never signed her in with hotel security. este culero (this a*shole) never knew who she was beyond a big butt and a smile; he never knew if she was over 18 years of age; he never knew her name, not sobrenombre (nickname, ) he never knew anything beyond his fantasy and prostitute obsession. ¡a la puta! este senor (this older guy) knew nothing about her, but she knew and knows everything about him via his computer, vacation fotos on the digital camera, the credit cards, etcetera. she knows everything about him except his blood type and that's only because she never took her clothes off and allowed him to f*ck bareback. imagine "gringo sex tourist" with a [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123), sexual assualt, allegation. pobrecito (poor fella'.)

so "gringo sex tourist" thought it would be wise to report this incident to hotel security with verguenza (shame.) this is nicaragua: you're ass-out! police do not exist and you being a gringo sex tourist disrespecting the women of the country is not cool. yeah, we have little money, but we have pride and we especially have pride in our women. you f*cking gringos we have never liked and have fought you for 150 years and will continue is the population's mentality. get in where you fit in and for gringos this is not your safety haven: mexico, costa rica, and panama are your safety havens, not nicaragua!

"gringo sex tourist" is the latest broma (joke) at the hotel. "gringo sex tourist" is the latest adviso (warning) on sex tourism. "gringo sex tourist" could have easily been you! i only hope his stolen items were not insured or owned by the company or else he has to relive this post to the appropriate authorities and superiors.

¡pobrecito!

Meat Loaf
06-16-08, 13:52
Please actually go to Nicaragua, then have an experience other than reading, then comment. We can all google and read news.

If you as I did, go to the Mercado Oriental to photograph the embedded brothel (Callejon de la Muerte) you will take, as I did, your driver, a body guard to watch your back and in this case as my driver has a gun and an permit, a gun and a permit. We actually planned to go back at night and had arranged to hire two off duty cops for US$20 (total for 2 hours) and they were bringing their AK-47's so by comparison we were relatively unstrapped.

Even shopping for anything major where you have to go in with a fair amount of dough, a gun or guard makes sense. "Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.

"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.

As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.

"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "

Not expecting to see "Xdred" at the brothel on Saturday, I was already working on my bottle of rum as I practiced my salsa dancing with the ladies. Witnessing "Xdred" arrive we exchange pleasantries for a few minutes before I adjourned to the bedroom to cure my "second girlfriend. " Having more shaft than an elevator she came in the cowgirl position and moaned caballo (horse d*ck.)

While I was curing her womanly needs "Xdred" sat among the 100% local customer-base. Having become a familiar face at this location through my introduction nobody molested (bothered) "Xdred" nor payed him any special attention. "Xdred" is searching for his own brothel or hang out and only using my location for educational purposes.

As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.

The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "

Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "

I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him with the blessing of the government! Little interest will be given by law enforcement because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.

"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans. I, Meat Loaf, would have not been in peril since I no longer possess USA citizenship nor passport. (Bolivarian Movement is Real: Eradicating the influence of North America throughout Latin America.)

These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination. I, Meat Loaf, returned to the brothel where everyone told me the story and how they were impressed by the strength of "Xdred. " They confessed that his association with me, Meat Loaf, liberated them to aide "Xdred" in the event something kicked-off.

Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!

"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode: Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.

Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards!

Member #4167
06-16-08, 15:19
This story is written based upon facts disclosed by Gringo victim. It took courage to admit to this experience and should serve as a lesson for others. Gracias, Sr. Meat Loaf for spreading the word.

I must admit, a SW offer to "traga todo el leche" (drink all the jizz) is an attractive one. However, the downsides to a SW far outway the upsides.

When in MGA, I spent most of my mongering time in the brothels. However, I ignored the advice on the forum and, as an experiment looked for SWs. When I cruised Caretera Masaya, I found the quality and quantity of the SW to be lacking.

As I have reported earlier on this forum, every single interaction I have had with Managua streetwalkers has been a very bad experience.

Word of warning: When approached by a SW on the street, don't talk to them. Don't let them touch you. Instead, run the other way. Many will try to distract you and rob you!

The brothels are safer, far more controlled environment. The quality of the women (attractiveness) is much higher in the brothels. The girls are clean and groomed. They are routinely checked for disease. Much more convenient as you can complete the session onsite.

Meat Loaf
06-17-08, 02:54
Gracias, Sr. Meat Loaf for spreading the word.

I must admit, a SW offer to "traga todo el leche" (drink all the jizz) is an attractive one. However, the downsides to a SW far outway the upsides.

When in MGA, I spent most of my mongering time in the brothels. However, I ignored the advice on the forum and, as an experiment looked for SWs. When I cruised Caretera Masaya, I found the quality and quantity of the SW to be lacking.

As I have reported earlier on this forum, every single interaction I have had with Managua streetwalkers has been a very bad experience.

Word of warning: When approached by a SW on the street, don't talk to them. Don't let them touch you. Instead, run the other way. Many will try to distract you and rob you!

The brothels are safer, far more controlled environment. The quality of the women (attractiveness) is much higher in the brothels. The girls are clean and groomed. They are routinely checked for disease. Much more convenient as you can complete the session onsite.I know of another victim as well who was robbed in his rental car.

As I remember also, my friend from Villa Fontana, Managua, was robbed by the SWs as he received a BBBJ on the street from a SW. She took his watch and some money. He should have known better being a Nicaraguan born and reared in Managua, but when he gets drunk, he gets robbed. He's wealthy- Villa Fontana- which makes it more of a shame.

I don't know of the disease statement though "Water Boy! " AIDS (SIDA) is rampant throughout Nicaragua! I always wear two (2) condoms for everything! Son sucia (they are dirty! )

Gusto2008
06-17-08, 21:22
Greetings,

I'm a longtime lurker and always grateful for others' reports and the colorful narratives some members bring to the forum. Recently some folks have suggested that MGA isn't worth the time, tourist-wise, suggesting there's not much there.

I write to collegially and respectfully disagree. Even all the guidebooks make the same mistake, in my view, suggesting that MGA is a great place to spend half-a-day before moving on elsewhere, making a bus or plane connection.

I fell in love with the city my first time there, and it has stayed constant during my eight or so visits, some for a few days, some for a few months.

Visiting churches, markets, restaurants, different barrios, cafes, museums, galleries, churches.- the music!.- it's an astonishing city, and no end (in my very humble opinion) of things to see and to do. I feel at home there.

And that's not even the best part: the people of MGA are among the friendliest I've ever met.

I know I'm in the minority here, and that's okay

I also like the Diamond Club (ever meet Cassandra? ), a spot that usually gets dismissed as a rip-off joint. I've had nothing but good times there: good drinks, friendly bartenders, and attractive, smart, women to spend time with.

At any rate.- hope you all are well.- have safe travels.

Best,

Michael

Xdred
06-18-08, 05:41
Awoke as usual 0530 and finished the first pack of Belmont light cigarettes by 0930. Had the usual breakfast, five cups strong coffee, two eggs, rice and beans.

Before going further I would like to again thank and extend my personal gratitude to senior ISG Mate “Meat Loaf” for meeting up with fellow ISG member in need.

Without his help “In Country Operational Brief” it is certain my activities, would have been severely limited in scope. Meat Loaf is a warm true gentleman, “Larger Than Life Type Persona” well respected in these parts and sought after by the beautiful Nica chicas.

For the last two days, scoping out slum number two, daytime activities by foot, gradually increasing penetration in preparation for a dark (Night) injection. This is the area near Club Azul, a small brothel documented by Meat Loaf. My quest is to locate my own personal “reservada” (small location without business license or markings) and become the Male Alpha. This will certainly [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) off the current “Top Dog” but I’m gonna do it anyway, Risk verses Reward. Fu** these reservadas are tougher to find than weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. This is where following the Tona signs and talking with locals has yielded nothing. My theory is the owners market their establishments personally combined with word of mouth.

Knowing this time would come when one must walk down a lonely dark path, alone has been in the back of my mind. Not having prior knowledge or advanced logistics support “Meat Loaf” dutifully walking by my side, personal confidence level suffered. It would be difficult to document everything going down since operational hours have been extended 0530 to 0330. Working two shifts combined with personal detail is tough on the body and mind. You are simply not going to be as sharp on second duty. “Risk check”

Entered the slum at 2200 and returned back into the system 0200. A reservada was not located this trip. One more attempt will be made before giving up on this area and moving on to slum number three where prep work has began.

Club Azul is off the beaten path and not worth the effort or risk. About a bakers dozen or so *****s earning short paychecks. The rooms (cabins) where one is expected to fu** are foul all to the senses.

More later as it is finally time to get a bit of sleep.

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Xdred
06-18-08, 14:54
[b The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "There are many ways to enter into this particular slum, however being tired and sleep deprived from previous days I just said Fu** it and entered on a small foot bridge where several thugs sell crack and hold court, since it is the shortest route.. They have already seen this gringo many times and are going to be forced to accept my presence “Street Respect”.

Crossed the bridge without incident and turned the corner by a small store. Just after the store there was one guy on a motorcycle talking on his cell phone. He told the other party in Spanish (not english as reported by Meat Loaf) the guy is coming I have been telling you about. This is not good. Entered the brothel as usual and began interaction with the chicas. My thought at this time was they would attempt to rob me when leaving the area. Since Meat Loaf was there, no worries. I was wrong. As loaf was balls deep, two criminals entered the brothel. Immediately they took position on a couch sitting directly to my front. The leader immediately began speaking fluent English in a loud commanding tone of voice. After putting up with his shit trying to befriend me while disrespecting the locals (in English) for five minutes or so a stand had to be made. I told him to speak in Spanish which he reluctantly did after being told twice. He started the same, this time in Spanish and showed hate toward me. He said “You have a problem with me?” My response “Si Yes” Basically, loose translation “Not only do I have a fucking problem with you everyone here thinks you’re an asshole because you show no respect,

The locals took my side and the two were forced to leave as described by Meat Loaf.

Xdred

Meat Loaf
06-18-08, 17:09
Meat Loaf mongered with "Xdred" marking his Day 6 experience. Meat Loaf introduced "Xdred" to another ISG Senior Member temporarily working in Managua who will be referred to "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim."

My day started by not having any electricity for the second consecutive day. This wasn't too bad considering some of my neighbors had been without electricity for five days. Needless to say, I was on day two of an all day party and spoke with "Xdred" via cellphone as I checked e-mails at an internet cafe ten (10) blocks away. Our conversation culminated with us agreeing to begin our mongering activities at 0930 hrs.

Already at the brothel drinking a bottle of rum and speaking with "my girls," "Xdred" walked-in about one (1) hour tarde (late.) We shared company at a table and discussed his brothel exploration from the day prior. Hours passed; smiles glistened; and friendships matured. Having disclosed to "Xdred" about another ISG Senior Member who wanted to monger, I invited "Xdred" to the reunion (meeting.) In early afternoon all three ISG Senior Members met.

"Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" was another occupational professional who had very limited exposure in Nicaragua and wanted to experience the nonsense I write about everyday on ISG. Sharing my second bottle with "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" we got the party started. "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" knew of my daytime preference so he knew it would be a short-time that we shared.

Just for a change of pace all three ISG Senior Members went to a watering hole where the days of rum drinking and good salsa music had me in a zone. Having pre-arranged these two (2) ISG Senior Members to meet some of my other associates whom I thought would be good conversation we boarded a taxi.

Traveling for a great distance, the ISG Senior Members must have wondered where are we going? Where is Meat Loaf, a stranger in a foreign land, taking us? "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" cannot speak ni palabra (not a word) of Spanish and therefore in total assistance of a trained bilingual guide: "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" when at Taco Bell restaurant orders the menu through point-and-click due to his inability to speak Spanish! Finally we arrived close to the destination.

This non-pro location was presented strictly for the ambiance and view. Very few locations in Managua are upscale or present a memorable visual. Nobody was going to get any ass nor conversation at this location, but served as meeting place for all ISG Senior Members to converse with Meat Loaf associates who are ex-pats. The handful of few ex-pats in Nicaragua tend to know one another for safety reasons: When someone needs assistance only a fellow ex-pat will aide because they may be in a similar situation soon, real soon.

"Xdred" and "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" hit-it-off very well with my associates and the conversation was natural. As the five Gringos spoke English in a sea of Spanish-speakers Meat Loaf became jealous. Meat Loaf started to feel that he wasn't getting enough attention. Meat Loaf combined with days of alcohol; days of living in the dark; and a pocket full of Cordobas got arrogant and started talking sh*t to "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim!" To Meat Loaf's surprise, "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" held his own and threw back more sh*t than a stable boy. Knowing I had little reserves in the tank to continue the night partying with the two (2) ISG Senior Members, I suggested that they leave for their next location under the guidance of "Xdred." Meat Loaf completed his meal, took a taxi home, and slept like a drunken baby.

Arising in the morning, I felt like shit. I felt bad not from the alcohol, but from me behaiving like an asshole to "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim." I sent "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" a PM complete with my apologies and offer to re-guide him through Nicaragua. Still not feeling well, I called "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" on his cellular phone. "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" was extremely jovial upon receiving my phone call. I verbally apologized to "Meat Loaf Arrogance Victim" for my behaivor only to hear: "This was the best time I've had in Managua for the one (1) month I've been here. You were great! If you want to go out again it's no problem. I liked the people you introduced me to and we're going to party on Tuesday. Thanks!"

Obviously, I was surprised! I still feel bad even after such gratitude. I guess I'm not as arrogant as I would like to be. Later conversation with "Xdred" relayed their night together mongering at Fenix.

ISG Members are true gentleman and treat mongering as professionals treat their occupations / careers.

Meat Loaf
06-19-08, 00:09
Readers of Meat Loaf posts know that I, Meat Loaf, love talkin' sh*t with truth for your ears. Staying true to you this post is no different.

So you married the gal and thought you'd get more p*ssy because you have more contact and access. Or you allowed her to move into your home under the same mis-perception. Even worse, you moved into her home where she is the only person listed on the lease ensurng she remains "King" and you her b*tch. Forget about sleeping on the couch after an argument; she'll simply tell you to leave while threating to call the police at which time they'll force you to leave or receive a domestic violence arrest. Under all of the above scenarios the p*ssy dries-up leaving you the only choice but to monger.

The current calendar used by Western Society dictates 28, 30, or 31 days in a month. The calendar used by God, Allah, Budda, Jah, Dios, Satan, or whomever you deem the higher power, if one does exist, dictates a 28-day calendar for females. This makes me assume that males must abide by the female calendar. "Aunt Flo" makes her visit sometimes at the perfect time eliminating weeks of worry. Then again, sometimes she visits the aforementioned housemate when you have more wood than Paul Bunyan. It is at this second juncture where man-and-woman must decide the depths of their sexual attraction for one another. The linen closet must also be checked for supplies.

Regardless of the outcome from such discussion, you have self-inflicted the limitation of p*ssy by one (1) week. Where are you going to get relief? Do you want ketchup covering your salchicha y huevos (sausage and eggs?) You can always opt for crema from a puta (prostitute.) How selfish are the women who get upset; feel betrayed; or end relationships simply because she's on injured reserve list during "Aunt Flos" visit. If your pecker couldn't rise to the occassion wouldn't she look elsewhere while berating your manhood? The days of you spending time with "Rosie Palm" were suppose to end when you became her housemate, but she's recommending, damn near mandating, her presence.

The more time I spend f*cking various women is the more I'm becoming convinced that the sex-employee is only viable solution. It's having a housemate, but not just one- three. Does any sports team or company only rely upon one individual or do they have reserves, farm systems, and middle management to recruit from? Exactly. Too bad for you she prohibits such professional mananagement and forces you to be her b*tch.

One (1) week for "Aunt Flos" visit plus her habit of rationing the p*ssy as if she has a shortage means life for you sucks for possibly 28-day cycles. No wonder you guys love International Sex Guide: "ISG Take Me Away!"

Meat Loaf
06-23-08, 02:30
Every morning I arise at approximately 0330 hrs. or when the neighbor's roosters begin their day. Usually within 30 minutes from that time I unload the morning wood nutt into the lucky lady who shares the bed with me. Happy is she, whomever that may be, when I roll over and spread those legs open for a 20 cm bendicion (blessing.) Today was not a normal morning.

Today everything was in the air was foul because the roosters didn't wake me up. In fact, it was a battery of gunshots that woke me up! Memories of the United States and its gang activity, school shootings, and wimps hiding in police uniforms for courage crossed my mind. Why those that are wimps by nature choose to gain courage through police uniforms, judgeships, or military uniforms is weak: For they truly are weak and no different than gang bangers. Not all fall into this category, but those that are weak by nature or abuse power do.

Nonetheless, I counted the shots beginning at three (3,) 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, and two (2) shotgun blasts to culminate the festivities: Boom, Boom echoed throughout the block(s.) 'Oh shit! They want that 'maf*cka'! Ooooh. Viva Nicaragua was my mental and verbal reaction. There was no pause or delay during the entire disparon (gunshooting.) (Most handguns in Nicaragua hold fifteen bullet clips compared to the USA current law of eleven or USA guns of yesterday with seventeen.)

I was certain not to mis-diagnose the sounds for Catholic church firework celebrations, or industrial explosions, or other intrusive sonidos (sounds.) Again, I'm from the USA and no other "civilized" country shoots more guns, kills one another, or incarcerates more of its citizens than the "Land of the Free, Home of the Brave." Hence, I know gunshots.

Afterward the fireworks ended I waited attentively to hear Cruz Roja sirens approaching the scene. They never arrived. The sirens never rang out. Yes, this is Nicaragua and "911" services are non-existent in reality: What's more common-place are the neighbors and family members loading the victims into the trunks of their cars or the bed of their pick-up and driving them to the nearest hospital. At the hospital receiving services with no insurance or cash payment, for anybody including foreigners, is not going to happen! Advice: Buy some international traveler health insurance.

Mid-morning everyone was gossiping on our morning alarm clock. I have yet to learn who or where this event occurred, but had to be within a few blocks from my upper-middle class home. I'll learn more at a later time for further reporting.

Bang, Bung, Bung.

Meat Loaf
06-23-08, 02:34
As often occurs in the literary community, an author may choose to retire his or her "pen name" opting for another. I, Meat Loaf, will be doing such. I, Meat Loaf, also will be choosing to post under various threads. This action is not being undertaken for the sake of action or protectionism, but was the original idea when Meat Loaf began scribing.

Over the life of Meat Loaf posts I have posted the majority of content on the Nicaraguan boards due to its inactivity, but actually lived in various countries which were not revealed. My international lifestyle and personal interest in history and culture enabled my posts to be intricate, in-depth, and vivid. Furthermore, the stories and lifestyle described within Meat Loaf's posts encompassed the entirety of my 33 years. Please approach the information revealed with caution and care for some embelishment may have occurred.

Your ability to infiltrate communities and become accepted is la clave (the key) to your survival, success, and experience. Remember prostitution is illegal worldwide with few exceptions. Further caution should be exercised in this "hobby" for you, because the employees and owners in the sex trade are usually active in other criminal activity and may not view it as a "hobby, " like ISG members do!

Who was "Meat Loaf? " Clear your mind of North American sterotypes and get international. Repetitively I have disclosed that my stories are not indicative of your future success: Don't think I too can do that! If you still hold intrigue please read every post and every word for the answer is within the post.

I, Meat Loaf, have had various doors open to me in the literary arts through the posts I've contributed to ISG. And being that ISG is making me personally zero ($0) income and I am spending hours writing these stories, I am choosing to enter the publishing community where additional income will be earned through my words.

Jackson, I thank you for allowing Meat Loaf to practice his penmanship on your forumn and ISG Senior Membership. Take care everyone that admirers my prose and as you have become familiar with my writing style so when it reappears under a different "pen name" on ISG you will know it's "Meat Loaf. " I Thoroughly Enjoyed Entertaining You Through Words and Languages.

Is Meat Loaf = Keyser Soze from the movie, "The Usual Suspects? "

Sincerely,
Meat Loaf
August 16, 2007


Dear Hombres hembramados (horny guys

Gentleman, please don't visit Nicaragua based upon Meat Loaf tails / tells / tales!

You guys that read these tales are located throughout the world, mostly North America, and probably are older than 45 years of age. The far majority of you guys are almost collecting social security if not already. I make this statement because most young guys my age, 33, are doing the family thing and don't have the disposable income to travel abroad solo. Their disposable income is spent on family stuff. Hence, I reference you older gentleman frequently.

I know my non-fiction stories are entertaining, encouraging, and very vivid, but this does not translate into being a source for tourism. What I have accomplished in my male-female relations could have, was, and will be achieved in any country I reside. (See Panama City, Panama; Cd. Juarez, Mexico; etcetera.) Being the same age as the girls makes all of interactions easy and my ability to communicate in Spanish makes a world of difference. As a resident of Nicaragua I'm a familiar face and personality to which they become accustom. A 1-week tourist will not have the same interaction that I describe in my stories: A 1-week tourist who cannot speak Spanish will definitely not have the same or even similar interaction that I describe in my stories.

Conclusion: The basis of my stories are not existant because I'm in Nicaragua, but becuase I'm Meat Loaf! Your visiting Nicaragua for 1-week based upon my stories is not going to yield similar experiences that I post.

Nicaragua has zero (0%) ambiance! Nicaragua has zero (0%) to do or see. Well, there is little to see here that justifies your visit. Of the sights to see: (1) Old buildings with pretty paint in Granada; (2) a volcano in Masaya; (3) the beach in San Juan del Sur; (4) MetroCentro shopping center in Managua; (5) the beach in Bluefields and Corn Islands; (6) a coffee plantation in Matalgalpa; (7) a poluted lake in Managua and a clean lake in Granada / Rivas; (8) statues of FSLN, the Sandanista political party; and that's about it. Things of culture like ballets, symphonies, museums worthy of international travel, sporting events of international caliber, etcetera are non-existant!

Conclusion: A 1-week vacation will yield little activity beyond what I've described above. Neighboring countries have built a tourism infrastructure that justifies international travel while Nicaragua has not. Your vacation to Nicaragua will yield little stories for your friends and family beyond the statement that you visited Nicaragua.

If you guys are reading my tales and using my tales as a reference for your next vacation or job transfer, please do not. Again, my stories are indeed entertaining, but should not be used as a proxy for international travel. Maybe if you're in the neighborhood passing through, but to board a plane with the fnial destination being MGA is not my recommendation.

Conclusion: Don't use my stories as a tourism source. When watching Rambo movies; listening to 50-Cents rap music; or Black Sabbath albums you do not try to imitate their action, neither should you attempt to imitate Meat Loaf tales.

Many ISG Senior Members have PM'd me and many stealth readers may be developing the notion that I'm attempting to hoard the girls and the country for myself. Am I? Yes, but I'm also being 100% honest and objective. You guys aren't my competition because you don't live here and wouldn't move here to compete for the girls and commerce. A 1-week vacation to bang my girls isn't worth concern so I'm really not worried about a few more snakes-in-the-grass (dicks in vaginas with hair.) Lastly, most of you guys don't have a chance with these girls beyond foreign direct investment nor would you really want to. I'm writing this post as a courtesy to my fellow-ISG members.

Conclusion: You guys aren't my competition, but are my fellow-ISG members. I'm not trying to cock-block, but am trying to tell you the reality of my intentions.

There are no pretty sights to see. The streets in Nicaragua are either dirt roads or torn-up cobble stone with pot holes throughout. The taxis do not have any shocks and rarely do doors open using the handle (see Dukes of Hazard.) Garbage is strewn throughout the streets, drainage canals, and yards. A cultural trait of throwing your garbage into the streets and not using garbage cans, that don't exist, is the norm. Conclusion: Nicaragua is a torn down country not pleasing to the eye and wouldn't make memorable pictures worth of international travel.

Fellas, as much as I enjoy writing these high-caliber stories please do not use these tales as a tourism reference. Your 3-day or 7-day vacation will be much better spent in a neighboring country that has built the infrastructure for tourism. Nicaragua has zero (0%) infrastructure for the citizens more less a tourist.

I'm glad that I have earned many admirers for my stories and respect all the readers, but please don't visit Nicaragau based upon Meat Loaf tales. For a well-rounded and real vacation I recommend visiting a neighboring country.

Thank You,

Meat Loaf

Member #4167
06-26-08, 19:21
As often occurs in the literary community, an author may choose to retire his or her "pen name" opting for another. I, Meat Loaf, will be doing such. I, Meat Loaf, also will be choosing to post under various threads. This action is not being undertaken for the sake of action or protectionism, but was the original idea when Meat Loaf began scribing.Estimado Meat Loaf - sorry to see you retire. Even though I have little intention of returning to Nicaraugua, I have visited the forum religiously to read your posts for their entertainment value! You who have helped keep Nicaragua on the mongering map.

Thank you for all your informative posts!

Good bye Meat Loaf , you will be sorely missed !

Riggo
06-28-08, 17:33
As often occurs in the literary community, an author may choose to retire his or her "pen name" opting for another. I, Meat Loaf, will be doing such. I, Meat Loaf, also will be choosing to post under various threads. This action is not being undertaken for the sake of action or protectionism, but was the original idea when Meat Loaf began scribing.

Over the life of Meat Loaf posts I have posted the majority of content on the Nicaraguan boards due to its inactivity, but actually lived in various countries which were not revealed. My international lifestyle and personal interest in history and culture enabled my posts to be intricate, in-depth, and vivid. Furthermore, the stories and lifestyle described within Meat Loaf's posts encompassed the entirety of my 33 years. Please approach the information revealed with caution and care for some embelishment may have occurred.

Your ability to infiltrate communities and become accepted is la clave (the key) to your survival, success, and experience. Remember prostitution is illegal worldwide with few exceptions. Further caution should be exercised in this "hobby" for you, because the employees and owners in the sex trade are usually active in other criminal activity and may not view it as a "hobby, " like ISG members do!

Who was "Meat Loaf? " Clear your mind of North American sterotypes and get international. Repetitively I have disclosed that my stories are not indicative of your future success: Don't think I too can do that! If you still hold intrigue please read every post and every word for the answer is within the post.

I, Meat Loaf, have had various doors open to me in the literary arts through the posts I've contributed to ISG. And being that ISG is making me personally zero ($0) income and I am spending hours writing these stories, I am choosing to enter the publishing community where additional income will be earned through my words.

Jackson, I thank you for allowing Meat Loaf to practice his penmanship on your forumn and ISG Senior Membership. Take care everyone that admirers my prose and as you have become familiar with my writing style so when it reappears under a different "pen name" on ISG you will know it's "Meat Loaf. " I Thoroughly Enjoyed Entertaining You Through Words and Languages.

Is Meat Loaf = Keyser Soze from the movie, "The Usual Suspects? "

Sincerely,
Meat Loaf
August 16, 2007

Now I see the real reason that Meat Loaf never posted any photos of his "women."

Member #4167
06-30-08, 13:46
Over the life of Meat Loaf posts I have posted the majority of content on the Nicaraguan boards due to its inactivity, but actually lived in various countries which were not revealed. My international lifestyle and personal interest in history and culture enabled my posts to be intricate, in-depth, and vivid. Furthermore, the stories and lifestyle described within Meat Loaf's posts encompassed the entirety of my 33 years. Please approach the information revealed with caution and care for some embelishment may have occurred.It seems to me that Meat Loaf's embellishments were mostly about his sex employee exploits.

Grand Pollo
06-30-08, 23:39
I don't know of the disease statement though "Water Boy! " AIDS (SIDA) is rampant throughout Nicaragua! I always wear two (2) condoms for everything! Son sucia (they are dirty! )

1. Use condoms of course. Always.
2. Nicaragua has the lowest HIV rate in the developing western countries and is not any higher than the USA and may even be less. You don't see a lot (I have seen none) of IV drug use which really spreads it around and while it is not zero, don't exaggerate the actual risk. Details for the non believers is found in WHO data and updated annually.
3. NEVER use two condoms, even as a joke. The friction of latex on latex will cause damage and wear out the rubbers (both) and cause a tear almost certainly. Use LUBE (water based) not two condoms and it feels better and works as intended.
4. There is a fair amount of gonhorrea and some syphilis and of course Chlamydia. Just because they are treatable just don't forget the johnny.

Grand Pollo
06-30-08, 23:46
"Gringo Sex Tourist" felt comfortable in hiring the services of a random taxista (taxi driver) to cruise Carr. Masaya in search of prostitutas (prostitutes.)


While I agree totally with the aspiring writer Mr. Loaf against any use of streetwalkers on C. Masaya, too risky, all thieves etc., bang on, correct, I had to laugh when the translation above was offered, just in case it was unclear that "prostitutas" are prostitutes and not, say nuns or Avon ladies.

Best of luck Loaf in your fiction writing avocation there certainly was enough here for a book already.

Grand Pollo
06-30-08, 23:52
If you are not comfortable, feel unsafe or have no balls and want to experience a virtual abundance of beautiful Nicas for US $11.00 per hour (or less) by all means heed Grand Pollo’s advice and hire off duty policemen with AK47s. I cannot imagine an experienced ISG member (local resident?) going to this extreme.

The example of hiring off-duty cops was to reenter the Mercado Oriental after dark and try to visit the denizens of the dark as part of my photographic work and since it is no picnic to be a gringo in the daytime in the Oriental certainly my original plan for nighttime security was actually quite intelligent.

No - the average tourist needs not have such a level of extra security as they wont try to do this ever and shouldn't.

I am down here now. Casa Report: Claudia #1, RIP, they closed getting the boot by the PN for various reasons. It wasn't fancy but it was there a real long time. Too bad. Trying to find out if they reopened or if it is gone for good. Claudia's sister in law runs another place and she will know, will ask tomorrow.

Grand Pollo
07-01-08, 00:03
I have read back through a bunch of old posts and there seems to be a deliberate vagueness with where people are going.

Went to #3 then #5 and then to "the brothel" doesn't help anyone at all.

I am here solo again after 2 years and we are trying to scope out what is still here, new, old, closed but if you patronize a place please take a few seconds more to say the name and where it is, a contact number, etc. Remember after the VIP Peppers scandal they took away the rights for casas to post ads in the Nuevo Diario so they are way more dependent on word of mouth than before.

I have a fairly old post still here, maybe a couple years old now but the format at least provided others with info, good or bad ratings but at least how to find the places and how to call.

Tip: Call, in Spanish (local Spanish) and find out before arrival how much, mow many girls, AC or not, etc. When they try the gringo tax you can remind them that you just called and it cost $X not $X times 2.

I was at Lorena today, M. Lezcano, all taxis know it, bar entrance on the one corner of the street , and the casa entrance on the other. Only C$300, girl Jessica was OK, Yugo the owner let me have the AC room no extra charge though it is so anemic it could not cool 10 sq.feet anyway. At least it is still open.

My backup driver says there are more new ones in Lezcano, we have to find them maybe tomorrow.

Iamcool3
07-01-08, 03:41
Hello gentleman,

I am a long time lurker who has enjoyed reading all the informational reports that have been posted. I visited Managua last year and visited some of the massage parlors.

Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo has provided us valuable information and entertaining tales of adventure. The only thing is that the one person seems to be behind both personas.

I know it seems to be preposterous that one person is the author of both characters, but they have many similarities that can't just be by coincidence. To begin with, comparing their names: Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo, very similar format and structure.

They also also have very similar writing stlyes as far as punctuation and indentation in their reports. The way they capitalize the same words and use quotations in the same manner.

Finally, Meat Loaf posted that he was no longer going to post in the Managua forum, then all of a sudden Grand Pollo returns out of no where. I really think that Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person. I could be wrong, but there's too many details that prove otherwise.

Thanks

Iamcool3
07-01-08, 03:52
Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person.

Charlie Horse
07-01-08, 13:19
Who cares, the reports are top notch!

Chinchuliar
07-02-08, 20:38
Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person.No they aren't. Grand Pollo is literate.

Rzoll77
07-03-08, 14:00
Grand Pollo and Meatloaf have vastly different styles of writing in my opinion.

But Xdred and Mealoaf were definitely the same person. Meatloaf had a certain way of writing which matches Xdred.

I wish they would continue to contribute.

Iamcool3
07-04-08, 00:44
Meatloaf's reports as entertaining as they are seem to be the creation of a very imaginative individual. I question the validity of his conquests and believe them to be fiction.

He never showed us any pictures at all and having a live-in sex slave in Nicaragua does not appear feasible. Nicaraguan women are generally conservative and would not agree to such employment.

If he conducts himself the way his reports portray him, people in Managua would be annoyed by his loud and boisterous behavior.

Doubt98
07-04-08, 13:48
I think Meat Loaf is really Dick Cheney

Chinchuliar
07-05-08, 09:08
If he conducts himself the way his reports portray him, people in Managua would be annoyed by his loud and boisterous behavior.Low profile and respectful charm get you... everywhere.

Noguera
07-07-08, 04:23
Sr. Ladrillo (Mr. Loaf) does indeed exist and has lived in Nicaragua. He and Grand Pollo are vastly different people. This is a fact!

Member #4167
07-11-08, 18:02
Grand Pollo and Meatloaf have vastly different styles of writing in my opinion.

But Xdred and Mealoaf were definitely the same person. Meatloaf had a certain way of writing which matches Xdred.

I wish they would continue to contribute.I Agree with rzoll77.

Xdred and Mealoaf are the same person.

Grand Pollo and Meatloaf are different.

I agree that fotos would have helped his credibility.

As for the truth behind meatloaf's posts, Meatloaf himself, however did say that his posts were collected from a lifetime of mongering in different countries.

DougeFresh
07-25-08, 04:29
Just got back from Managua, yesterday. Stayed at Hotel Cristo Rey, first trip to this lovely Chica country. Took 2 days worth of spanish, I write alot of situations I would find myself in on the computer and transfer them to index side call. So I know Poco (little) spanish, from growing up in Los Angeles and Costa Rica 10 years ago. Also bring a spanish-english dictionary and a electronic english-spanish (which speaks the word. Over the internet) and vice vera. The manager speaks a little spanish and my writing more complex sentence I did the night before, we had no problem. His nephew picked me up at the airport at 1 am, great deal with Spirit airlines for $120, Atlanta. Fort Lauderdale. Managua for a R/T. Cost $10, large blue van. On the way to the hotel he wanted to know if I was here for the chica. Hell yes, quiz him on the updated prices, $10 for 30 minutes, or $20 for an hour. Even showed me where "Good Times" was located (about 2-3 miles from hotel, take taxi. Best time for me was around 5-6 or little latere). I would write the clubs name in spanish on a piece of paper with the address (from information on site here). Good Times has a/c and some great looking girl. Next drive by was Fenix (about a block from hotel) went there 4 different times, great head giver and decent. Funny, one time I did a redate but saw about 5 younger hotter chica. Which I was gonna get some after repeat with her. When I came out all the girls where gone. Well let me close for down, will have some pics later. Met Xered at hotel. Reenforced information from site. I am loner, but he was a great guy from Texas, been there about a month. He said he would show me a no name club I would like. He was right, which I will write about in a day or so. He also had rented a car, which was great, I just wrote down any address and went all over. If you got any balls you have to go, its not the states. I'm 57 and with $10 they treat you like your 22. Chow for now. Background, retired army 1992, 20 years infantry, retired policia after 10 years of pure pleasure. Vietnam, Korea, Germany, Spain, Costa Rica, all over states. Love the service very much.

Xdred
07-29-08, 02:16
Met Xered at hotel. Reenforced information from site. I am loner, but he was a great guy from Texas, been there about a month. He said he would show me a no name club I would like. He was right, which I will write about in a day or so. He also had rented a car, which was great, I just wrote down any address and went all over.I have assisted several ISG members in person here in MGA. Meat Loaf is a legend and many know both myself and Meatloaf. I assure you Xdred is not Meatloaf. The loaf helped me out in my first days and I was inspired to post due to his unique style. I like Meat Loaf will no longer post due to the general ignorance of people who have never visited the country and are only intrested in pictures and main stream action. There is another completely different scene for spanish speakers willing to invest more than a week. You guys can jack off and vist Fenix while I have pussy in my bed 24/7 for less than you pay for an hour.

Xdred
07-29-08, 02:20
Hi guys,

I'm a longtime lurker and am the guy that told meatloaf about ISG. He was my neighbor and a real asshole. We got into a fight recently because he tried to rob me after I did some work for him. He's a real slimeball. We know the same people and I've heard he's been spilling the beans all over town. He's running all over town talking to all of the owners at *****houses about gringo pricing. He's telling all of the owners that you guys are coming there for sex and to charge $50 plus for a half hour. He's telling all of the owners how much money it costs in the USA to have a hooker. He's telling all of the girls too. He's telling all of the girls that you guys are writing about them on the internet and posting pictures. He's really flapping his jaws about everything. He's saying that anybody who is not Nica like him should be charged more. He's a real scumbag maybe that's why he got deported from the USA and can't go back. Because he's half Nica he thinks he's big shit.

What a jerk.This type of post is the reason ISG members who know the scene AND each other will no longer contribute.

J Europe
07-29-08, 21:31
Sorry to inform you XDred and DougeFresh, but most of the girls at that no name place you are referring to have Herpes / Genital Warts!

That no name place sells male homosexual sex and heterosexual sex. Everyone is fucking everyone. The lesbians are fucking one another and male customers. Hardly anyone uses condoms 'cause the owner charges the girls extra.

Last year, the health department IMSS shut the no name place down two or three times for health concerns. They come by periodically and give the girls STD tests. This is why the place has no name or advertising.

Everyone knows that this place is full of herpes / genital warts. If you liked that place I'm sure it's because you weren't asked to use a condom. A few of the girls there have gotten pregnant by the customers as proof nobody uses condoms.

The owner fucks every girl first before they can start working and he's a homosexual prostitute!

I hope you guys didn't catch something and take it back home to your girlfriends / wife. Then again, it can take several months for the herpes / genital warts to appear. Even if you did wear a condom that disease is present in the pubic hair and mouth and lips.

My name is "The Truth" 'cause I enjoy reading ISG, but know better than to try and fuck these hookers. I find you guys entertaining, but stupid for the risk of health you undertake with prostitutes. I know meatloaf and most of what he wrote was pure bullshit, but if he did live that type of lifestyle he's playing Russian Roulette with AIDS /SIDA. He has three kids by three different women, pays 0% child support, and lives in a shit hole studio apartment. Don't believe most of what he writes, says, or does. I've known him for two years and was one of his best friends in Nicaragua, but I don't want you guys to get tricked or robbed by him and his stories.

I met every ISG membe that knows meatloaf 'cause he always brought them to meet me. I'm not hating meatloaf, but am telling you guys "The Truth! "

The Truth Will Set You Free! Wow! that is heavy Truth, and i am sure that no monger on this board does BB. It sounds like you and Meat have some things that you need to work out as you are on this board telling ALL his business. Just like a novellas.

In all seriousness thanks for the heads about the "no name club" and for telling this board how things really are in Nica Land.

DougeFresh
07-30-08, 06:07
First of all anyone with any common sense would take any comments on this site with a grain of salt. Including your, I'm a big boy and know how to protect myself mommy. But you can read between the lines from Meat Loafs comments, and have a basic knowledge of what too expect on your first trip. I enjoyed my trip and the people I met there, even with my basic Spanish I had a good time. I've heard this stuff before in Vietnam , Korea and other 3rd world places. You can still have a good time without putting yourself in danger. P.s. We had a class from a nurse at Fort Benning, talking about protecting yourself and how to properly put on a rubber with her using a long fruit and condom as training aids. But to get to the point, she said its not the ugly girls you have to worry about, its those young fine looking blonde - that everybody wants to screw. She was talking about 3 young soldiers, the guy had been fucking the blonde the blonde had aids, two months later the guys wife comes in with aids. So if you are going to be a dummy what makes you think Managua is so different from the states. I'm in Atlanta and was a federal officers , you know how many sex clubs for men and swinger clubs, a whole bunch. Please, this place isn't any different from there if you want to find sinners or be one yourself. P.s.s - almost forgot, 7 different girls from 3 different clubs all took out and used a rubber. Wow, guess that blows your statement. Oh, did you hear the one about the Vietnam *****s wearing razor blades in their pussy, they are really Viet Cong. OK, sure. I'm sure what you say is true to a degree , but chill out. Big Brother. Peace Out. Ps.s.s.s.s.s.s The No Name place was also the cleanest place I'd had been to there. The main part and the bedrooms. How did you get all this knowledge, by whoring around. I'm interested in knowing about that. One last comment, I rather do it with the women I picked there, who seemed to be doing it for the money to have for their family. Than the hookers here, who are doing it for the crackhead money for sure and what comes with it. Well, I'll be back in my Chica arms in November, after a pretty latin woman laying in bed with you after two hours of fun time, ask you if you are happy. That just puts a big old smile on your face. Well, Truth I hope you fine what I have at my old of 57, and yes I want to thank XDred again for introducing her to me. Chow.

Xdred
07-30-08, 20:16
the original one week plan was to visit establishments listed in the "meatloaf guide to mga". having traveled to all central american excluding nicaragua my thought was nica would not be that much different "but it is". after several days visiting mainstream places and wanting to have my girl with me 24/7 several things happened.

the game in nica is played differently with the chicas and it simply takes time to learn. the main stream chicas would come to your room for $20 to $40 for a couple of hours after several sessions to gain confidence. they need money bad however they are scared. they don’t know you and this takes time. i witnessed several isg members having no shows constantly at the hotel and they were offering good money the girls desperately needed.

i realized it would take more than a week to a find the 24/7 live in and have others waiting since the divorce rate with the putas in nicaragua unusually high. there is a lot of truth in the "meat loaf" posts concerning the daily interaction and constant money demands. if you want a constant live in you must have others who want the live in status position and salary for rapid replacement. a lot of things the nicas do and decisions they make are hard to understand for us gringos.

first there is one real problem than must be overcome. the vast majority of the chicas have small children at home with their parents, sisters and brothers. the must be home at an early hour each evening as dictated by parents. now if you prefer a daytime chick say from 10:00am till 8pm or so in the evening this is a much easier and the least expensive way to go. for all of this to come together a fair amount of time will be necessary. visiting the no name clubs and being known is the way i went. at first i could not find other no name places. this was partially solved with the help of local patrons at the private spot of "meatloaf". having located three new spots and visiting each daily the interaction changed to a first name basis nica style interaction. more than anything i enjoy the very personal interaction one can experience here. some will amaze you at at their willingness to answer any question in a direct and very personnel manner which i have only experienced here.

all is possible in mga, however it costs money, time and you need some game. the ability to make the chicas laugh is an absolute must if you do not want to pay for pussy by the hour. i would think spanish would be needed. my interaction was only in spanish during my stay. if one were found that spoke english the price would likely be higher.

there is much more to nicaragua than just managua. having traveled in the other central america countries managua is great for day trips. the closest beach ochomil is forty five minutes away. the set-up at this local beach is really cool. large wide palm thatched shaded accommodations beachfront were you park your car. they have hammocks and a table with chairs. there is no charge for use of the facility just the food and liquor you consume at reasonable prices. the service is excellent. an ice cold corona quickly is quickly handed up. the fish served yucatan style is hard to beat. horseback riding and [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) are readily available. there are basic rooms available for $25. 00 per night. after a hot day at the beach crucaro misspelled in the mountains is a good place to have dinner and cool off. due to altitude this small town has a nice cool climate and is a great change from the constant heat in managua.

granada is interesting (the chicas too) as it is a colonial city with many tiled roofs, a nice downtown park with horse drawn carriages available. several markets exist but the real attraction is the volcanic lake with the many islands. a one hour launch tour of the islands can be negotiated for $15. 00. there are nice homes on the private small lake islands. you can rent one the houses for the weekend for $300. 00. this is not bad when a few buddies are sharing the bill. some wild weekends here with chica parties being arranged in managua. the italians and mexicans really love this type of fun from what i have seen.

san juan del sur a popular beach town is a two and a half hour drive from managua. the scene is international, europeans, latin americans and gringos. some great surf beaches nearby with the regular surfer crowd. many beach bars and restaurants with many different types of music. the places get going around 10:00pm the guys in swimsuits and tees shirts while the chicks wear longer elegant cotton evening dresses. really a sight to see everyone so relaxed and having fun.

as for the mainstream action fenix and goodtime are the best. the day crew at fenix is great. they are more willing to spend time talking than the all business night crew. all of the girls here try to do a good job and seem to really want to accommodate. pricing $20. 00 per hour of $10. 00 for half.

the other gringo favorite is goodtime a strip club with air conditioning and nice rooms available. this was a favorite of several isg members who reported prices of $20. 00 per half hour. the owner visited the texas border and styled the club as such. the girls are model type. they will ask for girl drinks to spend time setting with you.

the hotel cristo rey is a good place to stay centrally located near metro centro mall and a four block walk from fenix. the rate is $46. 00 per night with breakfast and tax included. they will also pick you up at the airport for $10. 00 which is half of the going price. oscar the night watchman also knows some good places and put me in touch with a couple of chicas. the hotel telephone number is 270-0112 or 655-7409 cell email address is: hotelcristoreymgaathotmail.com.

the first days i went thru several taxi drivers until i met conojito. he drove me and the chica on day trips at good prices and proved dependable. he also knows a few independent nica chicas that are up for this sort of thing. pm me if you need his number.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Meat Loaf
07-31-08, 03:31
I lived in Atlanta for a while and remember those exceptional clubs like "Club Nickies, " "The Gold Club, " and Magic City. " Atlanta is on fire with hookers / strippers! There is so much poon over there for free, one must really be struggling not to be knee-deep in different pieces-of-pussy per day.

I heard that there is a shortage of men in Atlanta? What's the word "Doug E Fresh? " Dougie Fresh You're On. On, On, On. On, On, On.

Xdred
07-31-08, 18:33
What Happened? Your Contributing.Wrore the Mini post a while back and decided to post.

I will continue to contribute since I am part of this novella. Where does it go from here?

Xdred
07-31-08, 18:48
The example of hiring off-duty cops was to reenter the Mercado Oriental after dark and try to visit the denizens of the dark as part of my photographic work and since it is no picnic to be a gringo in the daytime in the Oriental certainly my original plan for nighttime security was actually quite intelligent. Agree Mercado Oriental after dark is suspect. The "actually quite intelligent" portion will be left for others.

Member #4167
07-31-08, 23:26
Sorry to inform you XDred and DougeFresh, but most of the girls at that no name place you are referring to have Herpes / Genital Warts!

That no name place sells male homosexual sex and heterosexual sex. Everyone is fucking everyone. The lesbians are fucking one another and male customers. Hardly anyone uses condoms 'cause the owner charges the girls extra.I mongered in many brothels in MGA. The girls were all serious about using condoms, even for BJ.

I don't think a place exists in MGA where "hardly anyone uses condoms". The girls are too well educated.

You are BSing.

DougeFresh
08-01-08, 05:10
Well, why you leave Whole 9, Whole 9, Whole 9, a legend in his own mind. Just kidding, checked up on your past posts. You the man, You the man, You the man And "Pink Pony". This ex stripper from "Gold Rush" was living with me for six months, last year, her name is Mary. She stopped dancing and was just turning tricks from all the phone numbers of guys from the club and had also done escort for a while, must of had about hundred numbers on her phone. Brunette, 5"8", 130, about 36 DD and has that small waist and great ass. I won't let her have any over during the day, just at night, she was always having 2-3 guys average over a night. More on Friday and weekends, she was a hottie. I told her to give it up about 3 times a week and we would be fine, most of the guys where married and middle aged. Never had any problem with any of them, they just wanted some good loving. Accept for one young dummy. Had too tell him to leave and not come back, you know those young bucks. Got all kind of pics and stories to tell about her. But every once in a while she get off having me watch her play with the guys and take pics. Dam, that kept me hard, cause after they left I would just take that little p _ _ _ y. So talking about "Pink Pony", she said her sister was a dancer there. Finally met Linda, that woman is one of the hottest women in Atlanta. Blonde, knock out body. Had nice titty before but even better with the fake ones. She used to be married to a Major in the army and had stopped dancing when she met him. He got himself killed over in Iraq, about 2 years ago. Since I have a military background, we became decent friends. So Mary, left for a week to FL, Linda comes over to visit; well Mary is a 8 on the average day and when she gets dressed up a knock 10. Linda was in Playboy about 8 years ago, not the main issue but one of the side ones. I don’t know why but that girl fuck the hell out of me and has one of the greatest personality. She told me not to tell Mary about it, with that shit ass smile on my face "OK, baby", like I’m gonna spoil what I have with her. She has a place out on Lake Oconee, she’s given me a call a couple times to come out and stay the night, wish it was more. Than Mary, falls in love with some guy out here working for a bit, and up and moves to Montana with him, even got married. But Mary is of course, like most dancer likes the girls. So her woman friend is a girl named Dana, she is always a 10, thick long strawberry blonde with a body like her sister. So I end up messing around with her. This went on for 3 months, than Dana gets thrown in jail for some BS. So let me take a break, but its like you say, all kind of girls in the big city. And Mary just told her Mom (I’m friends with the family now) on the phone last week she’s misses everyone and is leaving her man to come back to the Capitol of the South, Thank you Lord. I miss her every much, she into S&M and real good at what she does.

BlackSultan
08-01-08, 21:54
I lived in Atlanta for a while and remember those exceptional clubs like "Club Nickies, " "The Gold Club, " and Magic City. " Atlanta is on fire with hookers / strippers! There is so much poon over there for free, one must really be struggling not to be knee-deep in different pieces-of-pussy per day.

I heard that there is a shortage of men in Atlanta? What's the word "Doug E Fresh? " Dougie Fresh You're On. On, On, On. On, On, On.

I grew up there. The strip club culture there is off the chain. I have been to the clubs with my little sister.

Grand Pollo
08-02-08, 23:39
Meat Loaf and Grand Pollo are the same person.
3 posts makes you quite the expert. I am not Meat Loaf, and I think a lot of his posts were more like Penthouse Forum than fact.

Read my past posts. I am literate and when I go somewhere I give the name and location, number and price. Not this crap that is of no use to anyone. I see it continues with "No Name" which has gays, lesbians, AIDS, herpes and the like, guys don't write unless you are here or have been here.

I am here until Friday. I am behind in posts from July where I did the strip club rounds.

Note long, unpunctuated posts about Atlanta don't belong here at all, there must be a US area.

Grand Pollo
08-02-08, 23:40
I mongered in many brothels in MGA. The girls were all serious about using condoms, even for BJ.

I don't think a place exists in MGA where "hardly anyone uses condoms". The girls are too well educated.

You are BSing.

I have yet to have a BJ with condom insisted upon but for the rest, always.

DougeFresh
08-03-08, 03:33
Damm, sure is alot of anger on theses post. Do some pushups you will feel better. I'm looking forward to your strip club report. Starting to get withdrawals from my first trip last month. Come on November, hurry, please. P.s. One other thing, until you pay my yearly fee drop dead. Oh, and since you can't deal with my writing about some true facts - "I think you are Meatloaf" dumbass :) I was just agreeding with Whole 9 about Atlanta, and wrote a few comments. And why are you angry about being called Meat Loaf, anyone with a lick of sense can tell your post are much, much better and provide useful information. Just curious how much more did you pay for the uncover cuntmouth ? Hey, at least I posted some pictures and this was my first trip. Managua is heaven, $10 for a hot young Chica, I love my job - retired and happy as a bee :) One last comment (I hope) thanks too everyone with all the useful information from ISG, it was a great basic fountain for my trip and thanks again to Xdred, he is a great guy. Chow Chow.

Xdred
08-03-08, 18:25
"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.

"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.

As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.

"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "

Not expecting to see "Xdred" at the brothel on Saturday, I was already working on my bottle of rum as I practiced my salsa dancing with the ladies. Witnessing "Xdred" arrive we exchange pleasantries for a few minutes before I adjourned to the bedroom to cure my "second girlfriend. " Having more shaft than an elevator she came in the cowgirl position and moaned caballo (horse d*ck.)

While I was curing her womanly needs "Xdred" sat among the 100% local customer-base. Having become a familiar face at this location through my introduction nobody molested (bothered) "Xdred" nor payed him any special attention. "Xdred" is searching for his own brothel or hang out and only using my location for educational purposes.

As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.

The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "

Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "

I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him with the blessing of the government! Little interest will be given by law enforcement because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.

"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans. I, Meat Loaf, would have not been in peril since I no longer possess USA citizenship nor passport. (Bolivarian Movement is Real: Eradicating the influence of North America throughout Latin America.)

These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination. I, Meat Loaf, returned to the brothel where everyone told me the story and how they were impressed by the strength of "Xdred. " They confessed that his association with me, Meat Loaf, liberated them to aide "Xdred" in the event something kicked-off.

Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!

"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode: Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.

Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards!The reason ISG members who visit MGA for extended periods or live here list Location A Location B etc. is due to the fact most of us do not visit places like Fenix, Goodtime and Diamond club on a regular basis. We have no reason due the the abundance of Chicas. We stay for the most part out of mainstream activity. After a while your will have built many relationships all waiting in various states. The cell phone contains enough contacts to keep pussy with you 24/7. When things are not good with the already known Nicas we visit the no name places or do the regular girls.

The reason locations are not listed is intended to be in your best intrest. If I were to post a non main stream locations and you get killed, robbed, it would be my post that was responsible. ISG members in country who know the scene have shared this with me

There is nothing wrong with the $20.00 per hour pussy here in the mainstream locations. It is great for mongers who stay a few days or week. If you are actually in country for a while, want to see the other side and don't want to pay for pussy by the hour there are members that will help. Before I forget some of us do not take pictures since there is no reason. We always have pussy.

Riggo
08-03-08, 19:57
I have yet to have a BJ with condom insisted upon but for the rest, always.

My experience in MGA was that the chicas always told me that it was my choice to use a condom or not. They did not care.

Riggo

Xdred
08-04-08, 13:33
My experience in MGA was that the chicas always told me that it was my choice to use a condom or not. They did not care.

RiggoMy experience is a bit different. Some would offer BBBJ but insisted on condoms for fucking. Why so much discussion about condoms. It's your life and only you make the decision. If you value your health and life use a condom. If not just like in the casino take the chance.

I will be in country tomorrow if anyone wants to hook-up PM me.

Meat Loaf
08-04-08, 18:55
The reason ISG members who visit MGA for extended periods or live here list Location A Location B etc. is due to the fact most of us do not visit places like Fenix, Goodtime and Diamond club on a regular basis. We have no reason due the the abundance of Chicas. We stay for the most part out of mainstream activity. After a while your will have built many relationships all waiting in various states. The cell phone contains enough contacts to keep pussy with you 24/7. When things are not good with the already known Nicas we visit the no name places or do the regular girls.

The reason locations are not listed is intended to be in your best intrest. If I were to post a non main stream locations and you get killed, robbed, it would be my post that was responsible. ISG members in country who know the scene have shared this with me

There is nothing wrong with the $20.00 per hour pussy here in the mainstream locations. It is great for mongers who stay a few days or week. If you are actually in country for a while, want to see the other side and don't want to pay for pussy by the hour there are members that will help. Before I forget some of us do not take pictures since there is no reason. We always have pussy.Xdred,

What's your secret to keeping pussy by your side 24/7?

Is there hope for us?

Oh if we could only fill-up your condoms maybe we too would have pussy 24/7.

So true about those guys that take pictures. They're thinking about ISG posts and not the pussy-at-hand which is why they have to leave the country in search of pussy 'cause the pussy at home is not satisfied their impotence. Nor are the girls locally happy other than their "chump change money." I guess that just means more pussy for you Xdred!

Papi Que Rico
08-04-08, 22:13
Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.

Xdred
08-05-08, 03:04
Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.Action exits in San Juan del Sur. Threre are three independent hookers that don't look bad and also a club at the end if the street with chicas available. Pricing is $10.00 per half and $20.00 for full hour. Be careful the club is in a bad area. Only take a cab. Do not go with locals you meet in the beach bars as they are are only intrested in robbing you. I generally take a chica from MGA and drive over. Nice beachfront hotel four star $80.00 per night.

The tickets will come down after all the summer travel vacations from Nicas who live in the US.

DougeFresh
08-05-08, 05:10
Wow, that's alot of money to fly. Go to Spiritair.com on net, the trip I took in July was a total of $160 roundtrip from atlanta. Also same sale from Fort Lauderdale which is their hub. They come out with the sales on Tuesday around 1 pm. Last week had it for $59 each way through November. Now of course it only for certain days not every day. But even if not on sale you can problary do better with them. Just checked the site, they do fly out of NY area. Enjoy the trip cause I know you will.

Meat Loaf
08-05-08, 12:17
Thinking about a winter trip down. One question. Are there any beach towns that also have P4P options? Or is it a bring your own from the city situation? I'm not looking for a Ho-town by the sea, like Sosua, just a nice few days beach scene where I can find some female companionship for a few $$. I'm well traveled and speak Spanish well, but have never been to Nicaragua.

Also, what is your experience with flight costs? They look very high roght now. Is there a history of them coming down as we reach the fall or is $700 what we should expect. I'm in the NY area.

Thanks for any help.Tickets from NYC will always be $700 or higher and closer to the holidays the more expensive. Remember the airlines have cut major percentages of their flights.

Meat Loaf
08-05-08, 12:19
Action exits in San Juan del Sur. Threre are three independent hookers that don't look bad and also a club at the end if the street with chicas available. Pricing is $10.00 per half and $20.00 for full hour. Be careful the club is in a bad area. Only take a cab. Do not go with locals you meet in the beach bars as they are are only intrested in robbing you. I generally take a chica from MGA and drive over. Nice beachfront hotel four star $80.00 per night.

The tickets will come down after all the summer travel vacations from Nicas who live in the US.You guys are lame if you're sharing three (3) hookers on the scene.

Meat Loaf
08-05-08, 12:24
I'm curious Xdred: What made you an expert on Nicaragua since you joined ISG on 05-08-08 at 1535 hours?

Everyone knows Grand Pollo is the self-appointed Nicaragua expert with more than one (1) trip to Nicaragua under his belt!

Meat Loaf
08-05-08, 12:45
Article from "Hoy" newspaper on August 3, 2008.

Two (2) Americans, (a male of 68 years and a female of 54 years, ) escaped after being kidnapped in the wee-hours on Friday, August 1, 2008. They were staying at the Residencial Balcones de Majagual in San Juan del Sur.

The bandits broke into the home of the Gringos yielding guns! The criminals wanted Gringo money. They recieved two (2) laptop computers, the couple's wedding rings, and a Toyota Hilux pick-up truck.

The Gringos were placed into the pick-up as hostages. The crooks drove the pick-up recklessly through town, crassed-up the pick-up, and fled on foot. The Gringos remained behind fearful and wondering why did we come visit Nicaragua?

DougeFresh
08-05-08, 13:09
Just read your report from 6-16-08. Xdred is everything you said he is. He's cool like Cool Hand Luke and I consider him to be a subject matter expert on mongering in Central America. I got a kick out of reading it and the humor.

Second comment: I believe most post pictures , just to let the guys who haven't been here and are interested in coming, a very good reason too. The hot Chica's, and how pretty and exciting they are. In respect for her, the ones I took where cropped above the neck. In other words a photo is worth a 1,000 words. That's why I'm looking at going to Educador after a couple more trips to Managua, the photo's a senior member post and the reasonable pricing.

Grand Pollo
08-06-08, 02:48
I'm curious Xdred: What made you an expert on Nicaragua since you joined ISG on 05-08-08 at 1535 hours?

Everyone knows Grand Pollo is the self-appointed Nicaragua expert with more than one (1) trip to Nicaragua under his belt!

You obviously know dick-all about Xred. And he's here (so am I) and you , well you aren't are you?

Grand Pollo
08-06-08, 02:50
Tickets from NYC will always be $700 or higher and closer to the holidays the more expensive. Remember the airlines have cut major percentages of their flights.

Flights to MGA have been cut a total of 0% on AA, DL, CO, TA, CM and MX, so well done making that absurd and baseless statement. They may have cut flights generally but the question is, to here? Nope.

Meat Loaf
08-06-08, 14:26
You obviously know dick-all about Xred. And he's here (so am I) and you , well you aren't are you?Don't worry about where I am. I'm starting to agree with Doug E Fresh that you are a dip-shit.

I challenge you to who can get more hookers for free: I challenge you Grand Pollo to a contest on who can f*ck the most hookers for free. These hookers have to be total strangers. Let's see what you got or are you a "Big Chicken?"

Papi Que Rico
08-06-08, 16:50
Thanks to the guys who answered my questions! It's looking like a mid February trip for a buddy and I. With these fares I might just use miles, if there are seats available :)

Meat Loaf
08-07-08, 18:16
Every since Meat Loaf abandoned us you have become the new leader of ISG Nicaragua. We need your posts daily, but please no location names or prices, just stories of conquests!

We know Grand Pollo is all smoke and no fire!

The Whole 9

Jchipper
08-08-08, 14:45
Wow, this is my impression of Managua after my first 5 day visit to this off the chart place! I am a seasoned monger who lives in Medellin CO. After Mexico, Cosat Rica, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Argentina, and Now Nicaragua, WOW, This is Colombia of the past, rough, bad directions, less choice of MP / strip clubs but the available talent due to the economy puts in in at number 2 on my top 10 thus far, stay at the Don Quitoe and your stay will be made simple, the guy is Canadian and speaks English and a good source for hook ups with the College girls, he is the best. The food is cheap, the rooms are clean a, d best of all the girls are wet and hot, I fell in Love with this country from day 2, yes I admit it looks rough especially after the Sandanista rally where Hugo Chavez was a guest speaker, don't let the bad press scare you away, this is a Mongers Playground, oh yes.

DrDewman
08-09-08, 03:13
Wow, this is my impression of Managua after my first 5 day visit to this off the chart place! I am a seasoned monger who lives in Medellin CO. After Mexico, Cosat Rica, Panama, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Chile, Argentina, and Now Nicaragua, WOW, This is Colombia of the past, rough, bad directions, less choice of MP / strip clubs but the available talent due to the economy puts in in at number 2 on my top 10 thus far, stay at the Don Quitoe and your stay will be made simple, the guy is Canadian and speaks English and a good source for hook ups with the College girls, he is the best. The food is cheap, the rooms are clean a, d best of all the girls are wet and hot, I fell in Love with this country from day 2, yes I admit it looks rough especially after the Sandanista rally where Hugo Chavez was a guest speaker, don't let the bad press scare you away, this is a Mongers Playground, oh yes. Jchipper, please don't let everyone know about this place, we are trying to keep it a secret so it does not become the next Costa Rica.

Just kidding, I do love Nicaragua and the girls here are the best. There can be danger in this 3rd world country so before all you guys start flocking down here for that cheap stuff, read the previous post about not picking up the street prostitutes and do not get in cabs with other men in the cab.

Don't go to Good Time late at night alone or try to take a cab back to the hotel late at night either. Just a few tips, come on down and enjoy the ladies of Nicaragua.

Spent a week at the Hotel CristoRey over the 4th of July and got to met and hang out with XRED during that time and he is not Meat Loaf and Meat Loaf is not XRED. Now Meat Loaf may just be TRUTH! But that is just my opinion.

I will post some pictures of the girls from Fenix, the girls of day shift are just the sweetest you could ever want to met. I did take my camera in Fenix this trip and I had no idea the walls were so nasty. I knew there was a reason the girls always jumped up on the bed to dry off after taking a shower. That flash really opened my eyes. I am glad I had a few of them come to the hotel for some after hours work. The girls at night are still the hottest at Fenix, but all business and no photo's. I did get to go upstairs this trip on 2 differnt nights and the rooms are much cleaner or the black paint just does not show up the mildew like downstairs.

Claudia's is closed, completed empty during my visit and I took pictures to post on ISG. Gloria's is still going stronger than ever and even saw one of the girls from Claudia's working at Gloria's.

Met a beautiful girl named Vanessa at Salvadoran II paid $7. 50 US she was very good then went next door and did Ruby at Good Time.

Did not make it over to Sol Y Luna this trip or Caribean Morean either. Spent too much time in Club Fenix and Ladies or sometimes called the no name place. Made my usual trip to Granada for a few hours to take more pictures.

I will be back down on the 28th of August if any one is in town and would like to met up, please PM me.

Dewman

DrDewman
08-09-08, 03:42
As promised I will post some pictures of the lovely ladies from the day shift at Fenix. My Favorites are Marilyn, Monica Yamiloth, and Jesse.

Meat Loaf
08-09-08, 04:05
Thanks for the photos, but those broads look below average!!! I'm a moderate judge and they look like 3s, 4s, and 5s. Obviously a person has to be drunk to think they are hot.

If that's what Nicaragua has to offer I'll save my airfare and fuck girls the old-fashion way- conversation and masculine strenght.

P.S. The area all around Salvadoreno 2 and the no name place is full of drugs, gangs, and crime, especially if you cross into the neighborhood. Word is out on you Gringos and the thugs are hungry. Just last week there was a shooting!

Meat Loaf
08-09-08, 16:25
Everyday someone, mostly tourists, get murdered in Nicaragua due to simple armed robberies. Another day, another victim. http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/nacionales/23657

Italian-Argentinian college student celebrates the receipt of his bachelors degree by traveling South and Central America on a 6-month vacation. His curiosity of Nicaragua cost him his life at the hand of criminals as he left the movie theatre located near Club Fenix. He spoke the language of Spanish, but couldn't navigate the world of crime. Result: Another tourist bites the dust! Will the criminals get caught? Highly doubtful.

Xdred
08-13-08, 21:39
Xdred,

What's your secret to keeping pussy by your side 24/7?

Is there hope for us?

Oh if we could only fill-up your condoms maybe we too would have pussy 24/7.

So true about those guys that take pictures. They're thinking about ISG posts and not the pussy-at-hand which is why they have to leave the country in search of pussy 'cause the pussy at home is not satisfied their impotence. Nor are the girls locally happy other than their "chump change money." I guess that just means more pussy for you Xdred!Whole Nine,

There is no secret to 24/7 pussy availability. You must first actually come to Nicaragua! Get off the couch and book a ticket. You will need to invest time and money. It’s really the same as anywhere else. Speaking the language, enough game to make the girls laugh, and an in depth understanding of Nica relationships opened things up for me (Pussy). I would suggest reading all of the Meat Loaf posts then read them again. Having traveled and worked all over Central and South America was not enough for me. Hell, I almost left country after three days with Spanish speaking ability and years of experience in Latin America. You can also loose your life due to shooting, stabbing etc. so balls and military experience will help.

While sitting on my patio writing this post and listening to television in the back ground three people have lost their lives due to violence. The danger is real. You will be challenged. It's just a matter of time.

Agree with the "chump change money." factor. Actually less money for the Chica will result in better performance and their desire to fuck you 24/7. Your Twenty Five, Fifty or One Hundred Dollars will not help. Many things are in complete reverse in Nicaragua.

My Nica is cooking my lunch right now wrapped in a towel after showering. After lunch or sooner she will provide required sexual services. I require my Chica to use all available tools, Hand, Mouth, Pussy, All positions and Ass. The End Game is worth the effort. You too will like the pussy.

Xdred

Xdred
08-13-08, 22:02
P.S. The area all around Salvadoreno 2 and the no name place is full of drugs, gangs, and crime, especially if you cross into the neighborhood. Word is out on you Gringos and the thugs are hungry. Just last week there was a shooting!The area is very dangerous. I continue to be amazed by the complete lack of regard (Loss of life or limb) for some ISG members. The police due to lack of existance will not aid you. The US goverment will not come to your rescue. So go ahead guys and we will post the picture of your dead body in the photo section.

Xdred

Justemp
08-14-08, 04:28
I just visited club fenix. Dam. Honestly I would not do anyone of them. All of them were FAT! Had belly. Only few were like 6-7 face and most of them were like 5-6 body! Jesse didn't look bad on pic but I don't think I saw any girl that resemble her body in that place. I visited several different places. However I found what I liked in Sol Y Lun and sessioned there with 1.

Meat Loaf
08-14-08, 13:50
Whole Nine,

There is no secret to 24/7 pussy availability. You must first actually come to Nicaragua! Get off the couch and book a ticket. You will need to invest time and money. It’s really the same as anywhere else. Speaking the language, enough game to make the girls laugh, and an in depth understanding of Nica relationships opened things up for me (Pussy). I would suggest reading all of the Meat Loaf posts then read them again. Having traveled and worked all over Central and South America was not enough for me. Hell, I almost left country after three days with Spanish speaking ability and years of experience in Latin America. You can also loose your life due to shooting, stabbing etc. so balls and military experience will help.

While sitting on my patio writing this post and listening to television in the back ground three people have lost their lives due to violence. The danger is real. You will be challenged. It's just a matter of time.

Agree with the "chump change money." factor. Actually less money for the Chica will result in better performance and their desire to fuck you 24/7. Your Twenty Five, Fifty or One Hundred Dollars will not help. Many things are in complete reverse in Nicaragua.

My Nica is cooking my lunch right now wrapped in a towel after showering. After lunch or sooner she will provide required sexual services. I require my Chica to use all available tools, Hand, Mouth, Pussy, All positions and Ass. The End Game is worth the effort. You too will like the pussy.

XdredIf you have read all 400+ Meat Loaf posts he admits to "the use of embellishment. " I wonder how much of what he wrote, he actually lived (did? )

Although ISG commentators discuss sexual conquests through commerce, the law of male-female relations dictates that personality, strength, attractiveness, and other traits of romantic interest still supercede payment. The ability to transfer wealth only satisfies one (1) of a females' desire: Security in satifying financial responsiblities (foods, shelter, clothing, and health) is achieved through money, but the aforementioned mandates are non-existent. Therefore, having the ability to transfer money with her emotional investment will always produce 24/7 pussy.

Don't pay these prostitutes! Let them know that you have the ability to satisfy their financial responsibilities of food, shelter, clothing, health, and supporting thier child (ren) will win more 24/7 pussy than Bill Gates could purchase.

Observe the prostitute in at work for a up to three (3) days; allow her to witness your behaivor when surrounded by "pussy on demand" as to educate her that "pussy on demand" does not impress you; converse with the prostitute so you may determine your interest in her personality or "story; " and finally on day three give her a few loads of three (3) day "hard on" which she will forever remember. After the first deliver of your load she will offer you more pussy access: If the pussy is good and you enjoy her personality "story" go ahead and employ her as your personal, dedicated, exclusive sex-employee. (This practice is performed worldwide and is known as "giving someone a job. " Whether it's hiring a new secretary in your Boston office; paying for a girl's junior college tuition; or hiring a television camerawoman as John Edwards did, it's all the same- "Sex-Employee. "

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

Tell us aabout the "chump change money" mentality. Are you saying that walking around with designer clothes, credit card debt, a few hundred dollars in my pocket doesn't impress Nicaraguans? Or are you saying that if I do the above things, I will get robbed and maybe killed? I remember Meat Loaf writing about other USA poverty-ridden cities and if I'm scared to walk around with the above assets in the USA ghetto, Nicaragua is worse! Wow. Many things are in complete reverse in Nicaragua?

The Whole 9

Meat Loaf
08-14-08, 13:52
I just visited club fenix. Dam. Honestly I would not do anyone of them. All of them were FAT! Had belly. Only few were like 6-7 face and most of them were like 5-6 body! Jesse didn't look bad on pic but I don't think I saw any girl that resemble her body in that place. I visited several different places. However I found what I liked in Sol Y Lun and sessioned there with 1.I read in the previous posts of ISG Managua that all Chicas Nicas have more pouch than "Kaptain Kangaroo!"

If the pictures posted on ISG Managua is what Nicaragua is offering- basic bitches- I'll save the airfare!

Xdred
08-14-08, 16:13
Don't worry about where I am. I'm starting to agree with Doug E Fresh that you are a dip-shit.

I challenge you to who can get more hookers for free: I challenge you Grand Pollo to a contest on who can f*ck the most hookers for free. These hookers have to be total strangers. Let's see what you got or are you a "Big Chicken?"Whole Nine,

You are now talking my game. I do it everyday "all day and night".

You must be able to f*ck up to eight times per day without the aid of drugs. While they f*ck you for chump change their true desire is to return to my apartment as soon as possible to satisfy their womanly needs.

They feel nothing when you f*ck them. When a hooker truly profess love and is doing it for free (No Money Exchange) you have no idea of the depth and beauty of such a relationship.

Xdred

Artisttyp
08-14-08, 22:41
I'd love to see an updated list of what places are available and how many they number. I remember a long time ago grando pollo posted such a list.

Is there a meatloaf list I can look at ? What I am trying to figure out is what are my options as a monger if I show up in managua and how much it would cost. Can I spend the day going from place to place like in quito or medellin or are there just a handful of places available at night.

Thank you for any advice. I've done el salvador and thought the sex was great. I've thought about nicaragua for awhile but I find central america to be a weird somewhat depressing part of latin america.

Hopefully the in fighting will stop and we will see more in depth reporting.

Thanks,

Artisttyp

Meat Loaf
08-15-08, 00:20
Whole Nine,

You are now talking my game. I do it everyday "all day and night".

You must be able to f*ck up to eight times per day without the aid of drugs. While they f*ck you for chump change their true desire is to return to my apartment as soon as possible to satisfy their womanly needs.

They feel nothing when you f*ck them. When a hooker truly profess love and is doing it for free (No Money Exchange) you have no idea of the depth and beauty of such a relationship.

XdredI hope you're not and do not write checks that your pecker cannot cash! 8 times per day, WOW.

When you have hookers offering and giving you their "goods and services" with no requirement of payment then you're accomplishing something. Boasting about how much or how little you pay a girl is not success, but failure. After all, you're so lame that you have to pay girls to undress before; allow you to take their photo; allow you to penetrate their mouth, vagina, and / or anus; and allow you to converse with her for up to one hour. Even worse, if you're traveling internationally for this purpose and / or attention. How lame is your life, and you, in your hometown?

I probe more vaginas than Tampax!

P.S. The majority of times when I write these posts, I'm receiving a BBBJCIM! The majority of times when you read ISG you have a bottle of Curel close by.

The Whole 9

Meat Loaf
08-15-08, 00:26
I'd love to see an updated list of what places are available and how many they number. I remember a long time ago grando pollo posted such a list.

Is there a meatloaf list I can look at ? What I am trying to figure out is what are my options as a monger if I show up in managua and how much it would cost. Can I spend the day going from place to place like in quito or medellin or are there just a handful of places available at night.

Thank you for any advice. I've done el salvador and thought the sex was great. I've thought about nicaragua for awhile but I find central america to be a weird somewhat depressing part of latin america.

Hopefully the in fighting will stop and we will see more in depth reporting.

Thanks,

ArtisttypFirst and foremost, I respect any ISG member who has 600+ posts under their belt. Grand Pollo has a few hundred.

Why don't you do some homework and read ISG Nicaragua thoroughly!

Do you want us to f*ck the girls for you too? I guesss this is why- laziness- some guys have to pay for p*ssy while others get paid by p*ssy.

I hope you don't consider this post "in-fighting?"

Julio Frippo
08-15-08, 00:36
Having spent several great days in Managua with MeatLoaf as my friend and guide, I agree with Whole 9 that I experienced no danger or fright during my time cruising the honky tonks and cat houses. Did some of the places try to rip me off (unfamiliar with local money)? Yes, but where, including US large cities doesn't that occur? I hope to return to Managua again next year as the girls were nice and the pussy good and cheap. Whole 9, keeposting and I did respond to your message in the San Jose photo thread. Keep balling my friend!

Xdred
08-15-08, 00:42
If you have read all 400+ Meat Loaf posts he admits to "the use of embellishment. " I wonder how much of what he wrote, he actually lived (did? )

Although ISG commentators discuss sexual conquests through commerce, the law of male-female relations dictates that personality, strength, attractiveness, and other traits of romantic interest still supercede payment. The ability to transfer wealth only satisfies one (1) of a females' desire: Security in satifying financial responsiblities (foods, shelter, clothing, and health) is achieved through money, but the aforementioned mandates are non-existent. Therefore, having the ability to transfer money with her emotional investment will always produce 24/7 pussy.

Don't pay these prostitutes! Let them know that you have the ability to satisfy their financial responsibilities of food, shelter, clothing, health, and supporting thier child (ren) will win more 24/7 pussy than Bill Gates could purchase.

Observe the prostitute in at work for a up to three (3) days; allow her to witness your behaivor when surrounded by "pussy on demand" as to educate her that "pussy on demand" does not impress you; converse with the prostitute so you may determine your interest in her personality or "story; " and finally on day three give her a few loads of three (3) day "hard on" which she will forever remember. After the first deliver of your load she will offer you more pussy access: If the pussy is good and you enjoy her personality "story" go ahead and employ her as your personal, dedicated, exclusive sex-employee. (This practice is performed worldwide and is known as "giving someone a job. " Whether it's hiring a new secretary in your Boston office; paying for a girl's junior college tuition; or hiring a television camerawoman as John Edwards did, it's all the same- "Sex-Employee. "

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

Tell us aabout the "chump change money" mentality. Are you saying that walking around with designer clothes, credit card debt, a few hundred dollars in my pocket doesn't impress Nicaraguans? Or are you saying that if I do the above things, I will get robbed and maybe killed? I remember Meat Loaf writing about other USA poverty-ridden cities and if I'm scared to walk around with the above assets in the USA ghetto, Nicaragua is worse! Wow. Many things are in complete reverse in Nicaragua?

The Whole 9The Whole Nine,

I do not believe the ISG forum to the place for such a discussion. Remember most ISG members are sexual tourists, thus have little knowledge or interest in great part as to what I will add. It is simply impossible to be here or anywhere else for that matter a few days weeks or months and have the type relationships we are discussing for the majority of members. I will however share a small part that could save marriages and financial stability to readers of the forum.

“Meat Loaf Embellishments”

As other ISG members that regularly visit MGA I personally know the legend in person. The “loaf” without financial gain helped the “Member In Need” (See Posts). He is an educated complex “Alpha Male” I think the embellishment was in how many sex employees he actually had living with him at one time and for how long a period. While the Loaf probably did his best to keep multiple chicas in his home it simply failed due to Latina jealously. This is a cultural thing that cannot be overcome even if you can fuck ten times a day and please the girls as Meatloaf did.

Anyone interested in hooker mind mentality or living with a prostitute should read the “Meat Loaf posts and treasure every word.

I agree with your first two paragraphs but am confused as to why we are discussing hiring sex employees. Both you and I know this option does not exist in MGA without living here.

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

24/7 pussy is available anywhere on earth if you have the money to “PAY” for it. MGA is not different in this regard.

“Chump change money mentality”

The more money you have, designer clothes and car etc. does not impress Nicaraguans as most would think. They actually resent and hate you because you have things that are very hard (impossible to obtain) here or in other third world countries.

Now on the other hand they will work unbelievably hard beyond belief to make you think they are in love so you will give them more money, buy a house or rent an apartment for them.. The deceit, deception regularly practiced here is at the highest mental level I have personally witnessed anywhere in the world. Let me explain this way. If an Alpha female hooker here in MGA fucks ten mongers seven will fall in love and become victims. This statistic only applies to the Alpha female however even with the normal prostitutes percentages are off the charts compared with Costa Rica or Colombia. I only work with the Alpha chicas and speak from what I witness on a daily basis with my live in situation. When you are sexually deprived in your home country strange events happen. Remember the hooker knows you won’t be here very long. They next things that happens is you suddenly find yourself at the Money Gram or Western Union office regularly sending them money which they laugh about while I fuck them and occupy their heart, mind and soul.

As to the danger factor here refer to many posts on the subject.

Justemp
08-15-08, 03:58
Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Meat Loaf
08-15-08, 15:20
I hope you're not and do not write checks that your pecker cannot cash! 8 times per day, WOW.

When you have hookers offering and giving you their "goods and services" with no requirement of payment then you're accomplishing something. Boasting about how much or how little you pay a girl is not success, but failure. After all, you're so lame that you have to pay girls to undress before; allow you to take their photo; allow you to penetrate their mouth, vagina, and / or anus; and allow you to converse with her for up to one hour. Even worse, if you're traveling internationally for this purpose and / or attention. How lame is your life, and you, in your hometown?

I probe more vaginas than Tampax!

P.S. The majority of times when I write these posts, I'm receiving a BBBJCIM! The majority of times when you read ISG you have a bottle of Curel close by.

The Whole 9Sorry, if I didn't make it clear, but I was not and am not addressing this post to "Xdred." This post is referring to any guy that executes the above actions!

This post is not a rip at "Xdred!" "Xdred" has more hoes than Santa Clause!

Meat Loaf
08-15-08, 15:26
The Whole Nine,

I do not believe the ISG forum to the place for such a discussion. Remember most ISG members are sexual tourists, thus have little knowledge or interest in great part as to what I will add. It is simply impossible to be here or anywhere else for that matter a few days weeks or months and have the type relationships we are discussing for the majority of members. I will however share a small part that could save marriages and financial stability to readers of the forum.

“Meat Loaf Embellishments”

As other ISG members that regularly visit MGA I personally know the legend in person. The “loaf” without financial gain helped the “Member In Need” (See Posts). He is an educated complex “Alpha Male” I think the embellishment was in how many sex employees he actually had living with him at one time and for how long a period. While the Loaf probably did his best to keep multiple chicas in his home it simply failed due to Latina jealously. This is a cultural thing that cannot be overcome even if you can fuck ten times a day and please the girls as Meatloaf did.

Anyone interested in hooker mind mentality or living with a prostitute should read the “Meat Loaf posts and treasure every word.

I agree with your first two paragraphs but am confused as to why we are discussing hiring sex employees. Both you and I know this option does not exist in MGA without living here.

Xdred, is 24/7 pussy only possible in Nicaragua? I ask 'cause you wrote to come to Nicaragua.

24/7 pussy is available anywhere on earth if you have the money to “PAY” for it. MGA is not different in this regard.

“Chump change money mentality”

The more money you have, designer clothes and car etc. does not impress Nicaraguans as most would think. They actually resent and hate you because you have things that are very hard (impossible to obtain) here or in other third world countries.

Now on the other hand they will work unbelievably hard beyond belief to make you think they are in love so you will give them more money, buy a house or rent an apartment for them.. The deceit, deception regularly practiced here is at the highest mental level I have personally witnessed anywhere in the world. Let me explain this way. If an Alpha female hooker here in MGA fucks ten mongers seven will fall in love and become victims. This statistic only applies to the Alpha female however even with the normal prostitutes percentages are off the charts compared with Costa Rica or Colombia. I only work with the Alpha chicas and speak from what I witness on a daily basis with my live in situation. When you are sexually deprived in your home country strange events happen. Remember the hooker knows you won’t be here very long. They next things that happens is you suddenly find yourself at the Money Gram or Western Union office regularly sending them money which they laugh about while I fuck them and occupy their heart, mind and soul.

As to the danger factor here refer to many posts on the subject.Thank you for such a frank discussion.

Yes, while the "mark" is at the Western Union sending money to the internationally-based prostitute, she's laughing at him along with her love interest.

Keep up the good work Xdred!

Are you renting an apartment / house or staying in a hotel during your MGA life?

Meat Loaf
08-15-08, 15:32
Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Where is Sol y Luna located?

All Nicaraguan hookers want to advance their careers by going to Costa Rica to prostitute. With you being a CR resident it's too easy for her to go with you; live with you; and threaten to leave you for the Del Rey if you don't pay her demands.

A little bit more about this Selma Hayek girl. Is her hair long and luscious? Is she slender? Does she have a little fuzz on the p*ssy? Does she have a little fuzz on her legs? Does she have breast milk?

Every now and then even a blind squirrel finds a nutt: Nicaragua must be the capital of "Basic B*tches."

Xdred
08-15-08, 17:20
I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit!]Justemp,

Johana is not interested in having free sex with you. The chicas here do not have apartments. They rent small shit hole rooms where you are not welcome. If she were to bring you to her room the landlord would immediately raise her rent due to her association with a Gringo. In MGA your are nothing more than your monetary value. Nothing here is free!

All hookers here do what you are describing. You are in Nicaragua! You can loose your life here. Have you not read the many posts of people who actually live here? Have you bothered to read La Prensa or watch television and see the daily display of dead bodies?

What Johana is attempting is to lure you to a third party location where you will be robbed, stabbed or held at gun point. She is most likely working with local organized crime. The other explanation could be to get you into her story on hope you will feel sorry for here miserable existence and provide a gift or financial assistance.

My gut would bet on the first option, however rolling the dice is a game of chance. You are playing with odds beyond your control with total lack of in-country knowledge or experience.

Xdred

Xdred
08-15-08, 17:30
Thank you for such a frank discussion.

Yes, while the "mark" is at the Western Union sending money to the internationally-based prostitute, she's laughing at him along with her love interest.

Keep up the good work Xdred!

Are you renting an apartment / house or staying in a hotel during your MGA life?The Whole 9,

I have a six month lease on a one bedroom apartment near Metro Centro. Very private where I can change girls at will without anyone knowing my business.

Xfred

Artisttyp
08-15-08, 18:24
First and foremost, I respect any ISG member who has 600+ posts under their belt. Grand Pollo has a few hundred.

Why don't you do some homework and read ISG Nicaragua thoroughly!

Do you want us to f*ck the girls for you too? I guesss this is why- laziness- some guys have to pay for p*ssy while others get paid by p*ssy.

I hope you don't consider this post "in-fighting?"


In-fighting no but hostile maybe. I guess the energy on this thread is different than what I am used to. I am here to help and be helped. I've never flamed over helping each other get laid and I never will...not my style.

I have read the nicaragua thread before and it still doesn't make things clear. I've read alot of personal insight and theory but I haven't seen the "bottom line" in a nutshell so to speak. How many clubs and in what price range and how easy they are to access....the basis of any monger trip if you ask me. I don't know one monger who doesn't appreciate a list done by tunghuruara or WT69.

I guess I will take a back seat on this and watch the cars collide.. maybe pick up a few pieces after the aftermath.

By the way the number of posts a member has doesn't mean anything..It is the quality of the posts that counts. There are members with not even a third of my posts that contribute more than I do. What I do stand by is "respect" . If you need and I got it the info is yours...visa versa.

By the way grand pollo was one of the few people on here for a long time. I appreciate his efforts .

Meat Loaf
08-17-08, 20:50
I was curious about this meatloaf managua mongering guide so on Thursday I read it and went to visit one of the locations listed. The guide did list some addresses and commentary, but did not detail if the places were located in (1) good neighborhoods, (2) Gringo friendly, or (3) safety. Nonetheless, I considered myself adverntureous and not a scary guy so I went to La Cocteleria en Cd. Jardin.

The taxi driver took from MetroCentro Mall to Cd. Jardin. The taxi driver knew the address with confidence so that was good. I departed from the taxi and went to La Cocteleria.

While drinking a beer and viewing the girls everything was okay. The girls look rather basic, but f*ckable since that's what Managua has to offer. Talking to the girls was easy since I speak Spanish, but no Gringos were present and everyone just looks at everyone else. Lots of "mean mugging" made me begin sensing something dangerous was brewing.

Like always, some drunks started talking drunk. The "mean mugging" continued. The drunks responded. The girls moved out the way as to not catch an "ass whooping." I too took caution in case a gun fight started. Fortunately guns were never brandished with the establishment.

It was smart for the drunks to leave the business establishment, but the "mean muggers" has other plans.

Not wanting to be a witness, I left the establishment within seconds of the drunks leaving. When I left the "mean muggers" were still present in the establishment. The remaining portion of this story was captured by the police and media. (Source: http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/24245) In the middle of the street it went down: MURDER!

Evidently these two groups had a problem from the week prior and someone chose to resolve it violently. The most sensible of the drunks was stabbed in the heart and neck four (4) times and died instantaneously in the middle-of-the-street with the *****house only feet or meters away.

Obviously, if people are getting murdered at yet another location recommended by Meat Loaf's Mongering Managua Guide, I will stay clear of his "recommendations." It may be cool, fun, or "safe" for Meat Loaf to visit those places of danger (ie. Polanco, Cd. Jardin, Tio, San Judas,) but I like clean, safe, and honest mongering.

Thank God I made it back home safely, The Whole 9

Meat Loaf
08-18-08, 13:50
The Whole 9,

I have a six month lease on a one bedroom apartment near Metro Centro. Very private where I can change girls at will without anyone knowing my business.

XdredIt's very important that the less people that know / see you with a girl, the better! These Nicas gossip so much it's ridiculous. Every girl they see you with is your girlfriend and they are always asking who's your girlfriend. If they see you with more than one (1) girl then you are a mujeriego (womanizer.) They have no understanding of USA-style dating: They burn their bridges so early by having babies, without having any education or financial resources, that almost all relationships exist due to force. Motherhood / fatherhood responsibilities.

It will help you out if you describe USA-style dating often and frequent so she can understand her role in your life. This is mandatory if she's live-in 'cause she'll think that you are man-and-woman (una pareja) and the money you give her is not sex-employment, but "love. "

I turned my cellphone back on, but with no minutes for outgoing calls. I got tired of local hookers, all the women I know, calling my cellphone in search of money and orgasms. This 9" reputation travels quickly.

Meat Loaf
08-18-08, 15:55
This story was confessed to me by a "Gringo Sex Tourist, " ISG Senior Member, as we shared drinks, conversation, and sights in CR. Honesty and knowing one's role in the lives of prostitutes is a true virtue.

"Gringo Sex Tourist" is addicted to hunting prostitutes (putas yearns for their companionship; never leaves the house without camera in hand; and travels the world specifically for tourism of prostitutes! Sampling the various flavours (ethnicities) and razas (races) is his end-objective. Having sex is always an afterthought to the above activities. "Gringo Sex Tourist" is a 2nd-world and 3rd-world ideal tourist. For he costs the government infrastructure no expense nor does he pose a threat in the employment arena. This tourist is happily satisfied with sightseeing the prostitutes- lower class female citizens with little job skills or occupational ambition- and helps support these "forgotten children. " His safety is of no importance since he's engaging in illegal activities- prostitution- and a foreigner at that is the government's mentality throughout these worlds. He's taking advantage of their poverty so they'll take advantage of him. Win: Win! (Costa Rica, Argentina, Belguim, Panama, and Germany offer legalized prostitution which makes these countries safe for mongering! )

Tica prostitute rents pussy per hour at the Del Ray and achieves moderate success. It's not her stellar beauty that catches the attention of "tricks, " but is her warmth and genuine humanity. This is always more beneficial in the sex industry versus pure looks. Then again, if one doesn't mind banging-a-b*tch from jump street then you will never get that p*ssy to be live-in nore will she be a frequent f*ck! "A trick" (ie. You, ) must develop rapport with these vendedoras del culo (sellers of as*shole / pussy / mouth / tits / ass / her entire person, except emotion.)

"Gringo Sex Tourist" executed the above "salesmanship" (game / cassanova skills) and a "simp, " (ie. Most males) would be impressed by his achievement. He walks proudly hand-in-hand with Tica Puta; invites her to his hotel room; entertains her and her children with vacations, movies, and meals; and invests in her well-being. For "Gringo Sex Tourist" fell in love naively and bought Tica Puta a home phone. His AT&T phone bill is sky-high from the phone calls he makes to her daily. The 28-days per month that he's not in CR is spent on the phone with her.

Hundreds of d*cks prior to this particular "Gringo Sex Tourist, " Tica Puta had earned experience on how to fleece Gringos. She learned that (1) Gringos pay 50% of assets upon divorce; (2) she learned that Gringos pays 20% of gross income for child support, plus medical insurance and college tuition expense; (3) she learned that the U. S. Consolate will aide foreign-based women with USA child support enforcement; (4) she learned that unlimited legal resources are available for free when Gringo fatherhood is involved; (5) she learned that Gringos boast and brag about how much money they have and credit cards they possess; and (6) she learned that a few hundred dollars "is nothing" to a Gringo since they brad so much about the money they have. With all of this knowledge Tica Puta was ready to get paid! (The only thing worse than an educated prostitute overseas when relating to Gringos is your wife or "baby's momma" in the USA.)

Months of 3-day per month "sexcapades" provided her the rouse of pregnancy. Months of turning tricks at the Del Rey empowered her to get pregnant. Stories and tears of faithfulness led the "Gringo Sex Tourist" to "believe" he was the father. "Gringo Sex Tourist" began to increase his monthly remittances to CR soon approaching US $1, 000 per month!

Tica Puta was confident. Tica Puta demanded that remittances be sent once per month and not bi-weekly. Tica Puta claimed the baby needed things and doctor expenses were high. Tica Puta earned the admiration and "expert" status among Del Rey Putas and is offering classes on Gringo extortion for a fee.

9-months had finally passed and the baby was born. "Gringo Sex Tourist" was excited to see the baby. Having a child overseas was exciting for "Gringo Sex Tourist" since he's in his 50s and Tica Puta is a young 20-something. "Gringo Sex Tourist" caught a flight to CR to visit the mother of "his child. " Upon viewing the baby for the first-time "Gringo Sex Tourist" was shocked to see the baby was Chinese when "Gringo Sex Tourist" was blond-and-blue eyed. She claimed that her great-grandmother was Chinese although everyone in her family were Spaniard. After 1. 5 years of Western Union remittances "Gringo Sex Tourist" finally woke-up and realized that he had been fleeced by a prostitute and broke-off relations with tears in his eyes. "Gringo Sex Tourist" changed countries and is no "looking for love" in Mexico where honesty is more common.

The Whole 9

Member #4167
08-20-08, 19:42
[QUOTE=Justemp]Today I went to Good Times. I went there really early. Saw 2 fat ugly girls. The Mamasan told me to wait and went to get another girl. Now this one was hot! She kinda had Salma Hayek look. First she said 500cordoba for 30 min. I was like 300. And she goes 400. We agreed for 350 and went in. Full BBBJ and DFK. She had a hot body and I enjoyed session with her. Now that's $17. 50 well spent!

I went to Salvador II next door to check out the talents. Dam these girls are fat and ugly. Worse than Fenix. Did not find anyone fuckable to me. Decided to go back to Sol y Luna.

I got to Sol y Luna and sessioned with Johana again. She was hot and we had hot steamy sex that include 9 diff position and massage. Johana asked me if I wanted be her BF. I was like. Hm. I guess free sex is all good: P She told me to come over to her place tomm night so we can have good bye party for toda la noche since I am leaving back to CR on Saturday. I think she knew this fact too because I told her last night when I was having session with her. She even pulled out a ring from her hand and put it on my ring finger. Damn. It was a perfect fit![QUOTE]Hey - nice report.

Salvador II has the oldest fattest ugliest women.

I was wondering what Johana looks like ? Can you post pictures or maybe even describe her ? Is she a young spinner like 22-24 ?

Meat Loaf
08-21-08, 01:52
Salvador II has the oldest fattest ugliest women.

I was wondering what Johana looks like ? Can you post pictures or maybe even describe her ? Is she a young spinner like 22-24 ?Yes, Salvador !! does have some "scally-wags!" And to f*ck a b*tch in those closets for rooms with no sheets or the girl brings sheets, but uses them for all of her clients is gross.

Water Boy, what other requirements do you have before blessing a lady with your manhood?

Xdred
08-21-08, 08:40
I was curious about this meatloaf managua mongering guide so on Thursday I read it and went to visit one of the locations listed. The guide did list some addresses and commentary, but did not detail if the places were located in (1) good neighborhoods, (2) Gringo friendly, or (3) safety. Nonetheless, I considered myself adverntureous and not a scary guy so I went to La Cocteleria en Cd. Jardin.

The taxi driver took from MetroCentro Mall to Cd. Jardin. The taxi driver knew the address with confidence so that was good. I departed from the taxi and went to La Cocteleria.

While drinking a beer and viewing the girls everything was okay. The girls look rather basic, but f*ckable since that's what Managua has to offer. Talking to the girls was easy since I speak Spanish, but no Gringos were present and everyone just looks at everyone else. Lots of "mean mugging" made me begin sensing something dangerous was brewing.

Like always, some drunks started talking drunk. The "mean mugging" continued. The drunks responded. The girls moved out the way as to not catch an "ass whooping. " I too took caution in case a gun fight started. Fortunately guns were never brandished with the establishment.

It was smart for the drunks to leave the business establishment, but the "mean muggers" has other plans.

Not wanting to be a witness, I left the establishment within seconds of the drunks leaving. When I left the "mean muggers" were still present in the establishment. The remaining portion of this story was captured by the police and media. (Source: http://www.elnuevodiario.com. Ni/sucesos/24245) In the middle of the street it went down: MURDER!

Evidently these two groups had a problem from the week prior and someone chose to resolve it violently. The most sensible of the drunks was stabbed in the heart and neck four (4) times and died instantaneously in the middle-of-the-street with the *****house only feet or meters away.

Obviously, if people are getting murdered at yet another location recommended by Meat Loaf's Mongering Managua Guide, I will stay clear of his "recommendations. " It may be cool, fun, or "safe" for Meat Loaf to visit those places of danger (ie. Polanco, Cd. Jardin, Tio, San Judas, ) but I like clean, safe, and honest mongering.

Thank God I made it back home safely, The Whole 9The Whole 9,

The "Meatloaf Guide to MGA" does indeed include many dangerous places that should not be visited by first time visitors or those not familiar with the country. Meatloaf lives here, speaks fluent Spanish and is comfortable walking around in gang areas much like exist in LA or Atlanta. If you would not walk around in East LA the the Meatloaf guide is not for you.

I love MGA due to the abundance and price of pussy here. At the top establishments the pink stuff is $20. 00 per hour. Try that in Costa Rica or Colombia. There are so many chicas here that need money for basic stuff like food and milk for the baby. MGA is a great playground and should not be overlooked. I would recommend Nicarauga to the seasoned monger who is tired of Costa Rica, Colombia etc. And is simply not willing to pay $70. 00 to $100. 00 for an hours worth of pussy.

Xdred

Xdred
08-21-08, 08:47
Just read your report from 6-16-08. Xdred is everything you said he is. He's cool like Cool Hand Luke and I consider him to be a subject matter expert on mongering in Central America. I got a kick out of reading it and the humor.

Second comment: I believe most post pictures , just to let the guys who haven't been here and are interested in coming, a very good reason too. The hot Chica's, and how pretty and exciting they are. In respect for her, the ones I took where cropped above the neck. In other words a photo is worth a 1,000 words. That's why I'm looking at going to Educador after a couple more trips to Managua, the photo's a senior member post and the reasonable pricing.Dougefresh,

Xdred

Had a great mongering with you. See you next time around. Saw you Chica today and she immediately ask about you and is anxiously waiting your return.

Xdred

DougeFresh
08-23-08, 18:35
Yes she is a very sweet girl, couldn’t ask for a better GFE. Will be back in November for sure. Spirit airline has some great deal still, was thinking about end of Sept. , too much going on. Drove out West to Montana couple weeks ago, one of my ex girlfriends wanted to come home to her family here in Atlanta. Had too much stuff to take a plane, so took my truck out there, told her to pay for the gas ($1100, man oh man) and I would leave the next day. Went through Mount Rushmore and Sturgis on the way, bikers where all coming home from the party there. Great Falls, Montana is a great city. Took a day to see Yellowstone and Teton National Park, was there in my teens. , A bull bison only 3 feet from my window with the herd of 50 grazing right by. Elks right at the park headquarters, a wolf only 5 feet from my car and did get a short sight of a Black bear about 100 feet from me going into the woods. Everyone should go there, simply amazing.

Than I have a lady serious about buying my place, so may be North Carolina in the next month or so. Hope you are around in Nov, tell that hot chica I’ll be there for 10 days at least if not more. P.S. Let her know I'm bringing the bigger toy this time, she will get a laugh out of that and turn red in the face. He He He.

Artisttyp
08-23-08, 20:15
The Whole 9,

The "Meatloaf Guide to MGA" does indeed include many dangerous places that should not be visited by first time visitors or those not familiar with the country. Meatloaf lives here, speaks fluent Spanish and is comfortable walking around in gang areas much like exist in LA or Atlanta. If you would not walk around in East LA the the Meatloaf guide is not for you.

I love MGA due to the abundance and price of pussy here. At the top establishments the pink stuff is $20. 00 per hour. Try that in Costa Rica or Colombia. There are so many chicas here that need money for basic stuff like food and milk for the baby. MGA is a great playground and should not be overlooked. I would recommend Nicarauga to the seasoned monger who is tired of Costa Rica, Colombia etc. And is simply not willing to pay $70. 00 to $100. 00 for an hours worth of pussy.

Xdred

This is a great little intro paragraph to managua. It sounds like my sort of thing. Can someone tell me where I can locate "the meatloaf guide" ? I've looked in the reports of distinctions and I don't see it. No need to give me the link. I just need the thread and I can do the rest myself.

Thank you so much. I am a latin american guy and have not yet been to managua.

Meat Loaf
08-23-08, 22:19
This story was revealed to me by the victim.

The more time you spend in Nicaragua, the more crime you see! This is not the place for those that respect life, limb, or security. It's just a matter of time until you meet the crime face-to-face: Everyone will meet crime face-to-face in Nicaragua! And police are not there to help you!

In the past, citizens have asked me if I have ever been a victim of a taxi driver. Over-charging a taxi fare would be the "Gringo" response? The local response is, have you ever been robbed by a taxi driver? Your answer determines your "Nicaragua Credibility" 'cause in Managua armed robbery by taxi driver (s) is a common and expected occurrence. With 25, 000 taxi cabs transversing the city, it's anyone's guess who is thief and who is a preacher.

"Gringo Bilingual Resident" was leaving the most affluent location in Manauga- The Galleria Mall- when he boarded a taxi. This is one of only a few locations where Caucasians feel at-home, safe, and comfortable. (The other location is the MetroCentro Mall. Beyond these two locations, Caucasians stand-out in the crowd much like Blacks or Latinos stand-out in your USA neighborhood / subdivision! And this easy visibility brings about "special" attention, 100%-wholey to your financial detriment. For those accustom to "preferential" treatment based upon Caucasian ethnicity, Nicaraguan society (ie. Government, citizens, etcetera) has placed the Caucasian in a social position very similar to the position placed upon Blacks and Latinos in your USA neighborhood / subdivision. Exploitation! )

As "Gringo Bilingual Resident" enjoyed his taxi-ride through Managua, the taxi driver made a phone call to his sweetheart. "Honey, I'm on my home and should be there in about 15-minutes after this passenger departs, " were his words while sitting aside "Gringo Bilingual Resident. " In the front passenger seat "Gringo Bilingual Resident" didn't worry much about the phone call just made by the taxista (taxi driver) due to the taxistas calm demeanor. In route, the taxista picked-up a second fare or passenger who boarded into the backseat.

(Customary procedure is to pick-up multiple passengers heading in the same direction as the first passenger. As many as four (4) different strangers can be in a taxi at any given time. Sharing taxis with whomever the taxi driver deems appropriate is the reality. Taxi fare is charged per person and destination. A "Gringo Tax" is always in effect! )

Nicaraguan streets are lined by potholes, dirt roads, garbage lining the curb, broken street lights, no concern for traffic rules, and full-blown velocity. You will enter, pick-up / drop-off, and leave passengers in some of the worst poverty known to the world. Poverty where children wear no clothing as to save of laundry expenses. Poverty where inmates in the government prison system survive on daily meals valued at US $0. 50 cents! Poverty where jail time is easier than daily survival. Therefore, no criminal or citizen in need of money is concerned with law enforcement. Our concern is daily survival! And your concern as a Gringo-tourist, worse Gringo-sex-tourist, should be returning home to the USA is the mentality. At anytime and with little regard you will enter these neighborhoods of poverty, aka Nicaragua.

Taxista had his second fare sitting in the backseat. Within minutes of boarding, the second passenger, who sat behind the driver, pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the "Gringo Bilingual Resident's" head. "Dame los reales puto" (Give me the money b*tch / fag) was stated. The taxista calmly rested his hands upon the steering the wheel as to not provoke the ladrone (thief.) At the instruction of the ladron, the taxista leaned over the "Gringo Bilingual Resident" and reclined his passenger's seat so it was resting in the backseat area. Ladrone's body sat next to "Gringo Bilingual Resident's" head and upper torso. Still at the instruction of the ladrone, the taxista removed the possessions from the "Gringo Bilingual Resident's" bolsillos (pockets.)

Tag Hauer watch, leather wallet, Motorolla Razor cellphone, wedding ring band, currency in US dollars and Nicaraguan Cordoba, credit cards, one of which was a Visa Gold, leather belt, cedula (identication, ) and shopping bags from his purchases at the Gallery Mall were acquired and presented to the ladrone. For this to be achieved and the ladrone to remain in control of the gun and situation he instructed the taxista to remove the above items and show him by placing the items upon "Gringo Bilingual Resident's" thighs.

This robbery occurred on a major thoroughfare (Carrertera Masaya.)

Viewing the Visa Gold card gave greed to the ladron. He demanded the PIN number be revealed for ATM access. The "Gringo Bilingual Resident" refused. "Gringo Bilingual Resident" was playing with his life. His pride had temporarily over-powered his sensibility. He soon came around and revealed the PIN number.

The ladron was working in tandem with a partner who he called on his cellphone, not the stolen one, to meet him at the armed robbery site and pick-up the Visa Gold card and PIN number. "Gringo Bilingual Resident" was instructed not to lie about the PIN number since the second (2) ladron was riding his motorcycle to the ATM. At the cajero (ATM) everything checked-out and US $500 was dispersed. Second ladron returned the phone call with confirmation. Second ladron returned to the armed robbery site to pick-up the first (1) ladron. With loot and newly purchased "Gringo Bilingual Resident" possessions in hand the two departed via motorcycle.

Scared and affraid, "Gringo Bilingual Resident" instructed the taxista to continue taking him to his home / destination. The two talked about the events that had just transpired. Neither person blamed the other for the robbery, but were glad nobody became injured. At the "Gringo Bilingual Resident's" home, the taxista reminded him that the ladrones had his cedula containing his home address and that it wouldn't be wise to inform the police. (As stated earlier, police in Nicaragua do, but don't exist! )

Question: Did the taxista set-up the robbery when he placed the phone call, picked-up the armed bandit, relieved the "Gringo Bilingual Resident" of his possessions, and reminded him that the thieves knew his home address and that he was married?

In summary, you never know who is driving you or the money they need to survive. You never know who the other passengers are that board taxis with you. You never know who has your "best interest" in mind. All that you do know is as a visible target with the image of wealth, it's just a matter of time before crime meets you face-to-face.

Safety Precautions, if any: Memorize the taxi number on the car doors, if any, before entering. Memorize the identification number of the driver's identification listed on the winshield, if any. Since car doors do not open from the inside, you're essentially locked-in unless you open the door from the outside. Age of the taxista is of not a factor. Appearance of the taxi is not a factor.

Stay Safe

Meat Loaf
08-23-08, 22:22
Hope you are around in Nov, tell that hot chica I’ll be there for 10 days at least if not more. P.S. Let her know I'm bringing the bigger toy this time, she will get a laugh out of that and turn red in the face. He He He.I hope you are referring to some real dick!

Don't no girl want a guy to deliver "fantastic plastic." While you're purchasing plastic at Home Depot, I' giving her some real dick she can wrap her lips,k both pair, around.

Meat Loaf
08-24-08, 12:45
Criminal Justice

I was hanging out one day at my friend's retail store located alongside his home. We shared conversation and sights of the "hood rats" walking around his neighborhood. After our Tona liter ran out, I decided to walk two (2) blocks to the bodega / aborrotes / tienda / pulperia / mini-super for a refill. He stepped inside his home to attend to some family concern. (In Nicaragua at least four (4) people (grandmother, mother, daughter, child of the daughter) are at home at all times.)

I purchased the Tona and began walking back. Upon my arrival at his retail store, I witness him sequestering a drunken ladron (thief) in the corner. Holding a steel folding chair in a striking position above the ladron's head he shouted commands. He informs me, of course 100% in Spanish, that he caught the ladron attempting to steal "anything" from the store while he was within the home. The ladron stated no and apologies.

Tired of watching violence as a result of theft, I witnessed with disgust and Gringo astonishment. I then remembered I live in Nicaragua. He asked me what should be done to the ladron. (Calling the police is not an option or reality.commonly, if the populace wants police assistance they load the "suspected" thief into the trunk of the car or taxi and drive him / her to the police station. Nicaraguan car trunks carry more "suspected" thieves than they carry spare tires! ) He suggested the ladron be tied to the street pole for a few hours underneath the high-noon sun. No rope was available so that idea vanished. He then suggested the ladron should return home without clothing.

(ISG readers: I write these reports so you may have a full-picture, well-rounded idea of Nicaragua beyond a few *****house stories. I too rely upon ISG for truthful insights into various locations globally. I rely upon ISG as a valuable source. Therefore, my stories are meant to educate, and not entertain. Remember, "the hobby" is illegal and I'm attempting to enlighten you as to your role within society. The only differences between Nicaragua and your major USA ghettoes are that Nicaragua is much much worse, Spanish fluency is required, and just like the USA- skin color, age, and demeanor are factors in the assimilation process.)

Impressed with the suggestion, yet feeling sorry for the drunken ladron, my friend instructed him to derobe. Having interviewed the ladron my friend developed sympathy, but with neighbors and passing traffic viewing the situation something had to be done. Normally violence is perpetuated, but not this day. The ladron looked about late-40s.

The ladron requested no to the derobe and requested another form of punishment. His other option was getting hit by the steel folding chair. He chose the desnudo (get naked.) T-shirt and long pants were removed at his choosing. What remained were tennis shoes and boxer shorts. He was then informed to return the following day to retrieve his t-shirt and long pants. Embarrassed, he began walking down the street quickly. It's not uncommon to see people with little or no clothing regardless of age.

My friend and I didn't laugh or take glee in his flight, but were more inconvienced at the situation.

Shouts, heckles, and other forms of mockery were directed at him by the citizenry. His drunken skin and demeener made it visibly clear that he was a drunk, and not a robbery victim. (I doubt being a robbery victim would create much sympathy.)

The following morning he returned to the store and retrieved his clothing. The ladron even thanked us for being such gentleman. Maybe next time he'll be lucky and get assaulted physically.

Real-Life Question: With law enforcement non-existent, what else can a theft / robbery victim do besides violence to protect their assets?

Criminal Practice

It's a common practice depending on neighborhood for criminals to derobe their victims. The derobing is performed for a few reasons: (1) embarrassment, (2) allow the thieves to flee, and (3) the need, not deisre, for clothing.

The neighborhoods and locations where this event may occur are too numerous to list. The ghettoes are in too much abundance to detail. What's more of a challenge is listing middle-class or wealthy neighborhoods versus los guettos (ghettoes.)

Again, if your not comfortable in the USA ghetto, I would recommend cutting your teeth first in the USA before considering Nicaragua. And read each of my posts thoroughly for what Nicaragua will offer you at some point face-to-face!

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Greetings The Whole 9,

I appreciate your contributions to the Forum. However, your recent series of reports focused on criminal activity in Nicaragua is beginning to appear like you are attempting to paint an overtly negative image of Nicaragua in order to dissuade anyone from visiting.

Fortunately, and specifically to combat deliberate disinformation, the Forum's Posting Guidelines limit members to ONE negative post related to reporting criminal activity.

In other words, you've hit your limit, and further negative reports regarding criminal activity in Nicaragua will be deleted without comment.

Thanks,

Jackson

DougeFresh
08-24-08, 18:47
that is, whole 9/10th of an inch. i do enjoy reading all of your articles, so much good information. even the going back and forth, it would be even better if we could hook up for a beer or two in november, if you are in town then. you know its better when your sitting at the same table slinging shit, lots more laugh. next time you hook up with hot chica, give her some licking on that fat wet clit for me, mmmmm i can taste it now. i did try to send this private message, but you can't get it, what’s going on with that bros. you got it blocked.come on i want to get really personal, i don't want to subject our demeaning comments to everyone else. its spoils the real deal of the site. and when you are down and lonely. go ahead. sing that song. zippy dee do da, zippy dee day. my oh my what a wonderful day, plenty of sunshine headed my way. zippy do da, zippy day. now if you don't feel a bit happier after that song, do some pushups. p.s. how little you know about women, when your 9/10th of a dick vibrates at high speed let me know. why not bang a chick, get you nut, take the plastic out get her wet 4 or 5 times in an hour. make her happy and she will keep you smiling with that hot mouth of hers. chow.

Meat Loaf
08-25-08, 02:20
Greetings Everyone,

The Whole 9 wants everybody to know that he has decided to retire from The Forum because he will no longer be able to post negative reports about Nicaragua.

I deleted his post because I do not allow "Goodbye Forever" posts in the forum, generally because these posts amount to nothing other than a public "Kiss Off" from Serial Antagonists who are trying to stir up one final round of trouble before they switch to another alias.

Thanks!

Jackson

DougeFresh
08-25-08, 02:48
"However, your recent series of reports focused on criminal activity in Nicaragua is beginning to appear like you are attempting to paint an overtly negative image of Nicaragua in order to dissuade anyone from visiting."

I was thinking the same thoughts, although Whole 9/10th of an inch does have some great story lines. I wont said anything else, I'm trying to take the high road. Oh, just sold my place. Leaving the babes in Atlanta, starting the research for Jacksonville / Morehead City , North Carolina. Hope I can find me a big titty Marine - thats what I'm talking about.

Member #4167
08-25-08, 15:49
Yes, Salvador !! does have some "scally-wags!" And to f*ck a b*tch in those closets for rooms with no sheets or the girl brings sheets, but uses them for all of her clients is gross.

Water Boy, what other requirements do you have before blessing a lady with your manhood?Why should I spend my Cordobas on some old overweight skank at SalvadorII, when I can get a 20-25 year old for the same price at Fenix or Good Times?

Member #4167
08-25-08, 15:57
This is a great little intro paragraph to managua. It sounds like my sort of thing. Can someone tell me where I can locate "the meatloaf guide" ? I've looked in the reports of distinctions and I don't see it. No need to give me the link. I just need the thread and I can do the rest myself.Artisttyp - I wrote a Trip Report on 10/28/2007 with phone #'s and addresses of a large number of chongos. This is not as comprehensive as a Tungrunghua mongering guide, but still useful. It is a bit dated now. Chongos tend to move around alot in Managua. Since then, Meat Loaf has posted some corrections and updates.

Recommended Chongos:
Club Fenix (still at same location)
Good Times (still at same location)
Claudias

For location and phone numbers, follow this link to my trip report:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=661792&postcount=423

Hope This Helps

Water Boy

Member #4167
08-25-08, 16:21
"However, your recent series of reports focused on criminal activity in Nicaragua is beginning to appear like you are attempting to paint an overtly negative image of Nicaragua in order to dissuade anyone from visiting."
Mga is dangerous. Just like any other large latin american capital. The rest of Nicarauga is considerably safer.

Just observe the following precautions:

A) Don't walk the streets at nite. In the nightclub/tourist areas there are guards on the corner. This means these areas are safer, but NOT 100% SAFE. Don't be lured into a false sense of security and idly walk around late at nite in these areas just because there are guards. Keep your late at nite walking around to a bare minimum. If you have to walk a block a block or so in a guarded tourist area in order to find a cab, then so be it. In unguarded areas, I wouldn't walk a foot late at nite.

B) Take a Taxi everywhere you go. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Avoid the gypsy cabs like the plague. I ran into trouble once getting into a gypsy cab. Only get into taxis from a fleet with a recognizable brand name.

C) Do not pickup streetwalkers. This is dangerous. There are plenty of attractive women available in the chongos. Chongos offer a more secure more controlled environment. The chongo price is about the same as the streetwalker price.

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Noguera
09-01-08, 18:54
Get a grip on reality guys!

I lived for two years in Managua and never once had problems with crime. I spent way more time in the seedier barrios of Managua as all my friends were 25 year-olds, bar tenders, just your normal unemployed barrio-rats, working girls, dancers, and yes …… the true Nicaraguans of the city. I had the most fun of my life living, loving and hanging with the poorest of the poor Nicaraguans. Without exaggeration, 2-3 nights per week I spent in Villa Venezuela (very near the club called Polanco) living and playing with friends from the strip clubs and brothels. Go to the police department in Managua and check what minimal crime statistics they have and you will see that Villa Venezuela is considered one of the two highest crime areas in the city. And I never, not once, had a problem in two years. That is not merely dumb luck, that just shows that Managua is not the hot-bed of crime as being portrayed in this thread.

Now, guys, don’t be absolute morons out there. Be careful, watch your back, and don’t walk down the streets at three in the morning dead drunk and looking to get mugged. Be smart. However, Guatemala City, San Salvador and San José are very, very much more dangerous cities than is Managua.

Managua may be a total dump. But it is a relatively safe, fun adventure.

Gusto2008
09-06-08, 14:35
Greetings, Gentlemen,

Any of you know or spent time with Cassandra at the Diamond Club?

She's tall and a sweetie. Just curious.

I assume from previous posts that the Diamond Club isn't popular among regulars here, and I'm not looking for debate on the relative merits of the place, but info on the specific girl.

Thanks!

G

Ganon
09-06-08, 23:36
Do any member know what is like MASAJES KAUFFMAN Ciudad Jardín Q-19?

DrDewman
09-07-08, 14:10
Ganon,

I have never been here that I know of, because I did go with Meat Loaf to some spots that I never knew the name of. I typed it in on Paginas Amarillas.com which is the Latin Yellow pages and got the phone number if that helps any. It is 505 244-3405.

The address listed is the same as you posted. With the address any taxi driver should be able to locate it for you and now maybe you or the taxi driver could even call to get better directions if needed,

There are about 18 other listings under Masajes if you click the link on the page.
Good Luck.

Dewman

Curry
09-08-08, 04:10
As direct as I can possibly be, I was just wondering if anyone can point me towards the Black latinas in Managua. Im sure they exist as they do thrughout the Caribbean and Central America but I see no trace of them here. Thanks guys.Im searching for an alternative to Brasil ,DR,and Colombia so please keep that in mind before answering.

Riggo
09-09-08, 10:38
There used to be some black Latinas at Polanco's. I took a few of them back to my hotel and tried them out, they were pretty good!



As direct as I can possibly be, I was just wondering if anyone can point me towards the Black latinas in Managua. Im sure they exist as they do thrughout the Caribbean and Central America but I see no trace of them here. Thanks guys.Im searching for an alternative to Brasil ,DR,and Colombia so please keep that in mind before answering.

Ganon
09-10-08, 00:05
Yes DrDewman, that's is what I saw in the paginas amarillas, I was wanting to know if any member had been there, recently and if the dirrecion was still correct, thanks much.


Ganon,

I have never been here that I know of, because I did go with Meat Loaf to some spots that I never knew the name of. I typed it in on Paginas Amarillas.com which is the Latin Yellow pages and got the phone number if that helps any. It is 505 244-3405.

The address listed is the same as you posted. With the address any taxi driver should be able to locate it for you and now maybe you or the taxi driver could even call to get better directions if needed,

There are about 18 other listings under Masajes if you click the link on the page.
Good Luck.

Dewman

Down Deep
09-10-08, 13:32
Do any member know what is like MASAJES KAUFFMAN Ciudad Jardín Q-19?I don't know where this is located. Cd. Jardin is the entrance into the Mercado Oriental and Calle Principal del Cd. Jardin. Either you enter the mercado or travel down the calle prinicpal. There are only these two options.

Cd. Jardin Q-19? I imagine this is a strip mall shopping center address or a modulo / locale.

More of an address needs to be given 'cause Cd. Jardin is a neighborhood, not a destination.

Down Deep
09-12-08, 15:58
On Monday I came into a few extra dollars, some unexpected free time, and the desire to loose the cabin feever that had claimed my absense from the chongos (*****houses.) At about 1800 hours, after completing my Tona liter, I went to the casa de citas (wh*rehouse.)

Entering la primera casa de citas (the first wh*rehouse) I was greeted with jubilation, not for the money I would give the girls- 'cause I don't- but for my personality. Making the rounds I received a few free hugs and gropes. I had been scoping out the next victim or winner of la "Paleta Chocolate" trophy (trofeo.) Conclusion: All of the wh*res present will get shafted! Conversation was shared among government officials, deportees, desempleados (the unemployed, ) management, and las trabajadoras (the hookers.)

The conversation with the girls was one focused on how much d*ck I possess. The conversation with the girls was one focused on how many hours I can stroke before ejaculation. The conversation with the girls was one focused on how my primary duty is to wax their booties. These topics of conversation, of course, were not initated by me, but by the girls as is always the case. Always, the girls and other patrons iniate conversation about the Big Black Schlong. Why? 'Cause the curiosity sits in the forefront of their minds. As for me, I never think about how much d*ck I'm packing or the next man's inadequacies.

After a few hours at this location I scooped-up mi carnal (my homeboy.) As we began our route to la segunda casa de citas, one of the fanatics of the Big Black Schlong shouted my name out so she may receive a hug and conversation. Impressed by my popularity inside and outside the chongos, mi carnal was like "dammm. " He revealed that he had witnessed this petitie beauty the day prior and wanted to explore her femininity. In tandem, we walked her to a secret location where she was going to fleece a trick that had been stalking her all day at la primera casa de citas. I informed my friend that he could tap those guts 'cause she's too skinny for the Big Black Schlong!

En la segunda casa de citas (at the second wh*rehouse) la duena (the owner) gave me a big hug since I had not visited her establishement for a significant period of time. Even senior citizens pimp and trick! She had two new girls working, one of which was blessed by the Big Black Schlong at another location. The p*ssy no sirve (aint about nothing.) On the other hand, the second new employee was a nice dark morena with more jelly than Smuckers. La morena (dark-skinned girl) gathered intelligence from la senora y la otra muchacha (the senior citizen and other girl) as to the prowess of the Big Black Schlong. After one liter of Tona, mi compadre (my partner) and I departed, but after I received hugs from all of the girls, including some flitation with the senior citizen owner. At this juncture my partner was gaining true confidence in the talents, skills, and popularity of the Big Black Schlong.

La tercera casa de citas (the third wh*rehouse) was visited and possessed two (2) bad-ass white b*tches! Titties busting out of their shirts. More legs than a girafe. Beautiful pearly white teeth. Long silky hair. And a mouth that talked more playto / plaeto (bullsh*t) that has only been heard in Reparto Chic or San Judas. (Watch your back in those barrios: Caliente! ) Of course, the conversation went to the Big Black Schlong, not on my part, but on their lust and curiosity. (My partner had been thrusted into a world of Big Black Schlong fascination. Considering I was paying the expenses for this excursion, he had nothing to say. And it wasn't I whjo intiated these conversations and gropes, but were the girls! )

Early on into the 12-ounce Tona beer, una chela (one white girl) requested to see the Big Black Schlong! She claimed that she was not scared to ride the pony. She claimed that she was the "Real Deep Throat" and not deputy director from the Richard Nixon administration. She further confirmed that good men are easy to find, but it's a good d*ck that presents the challenge! Being a true gentleman, I slowly walked over to her lounge chair and stood before her eyes. At eye level she witnessed the bulg of my Ralph Lauren linen shorts. She attempted to grab the Big Black Schlong through the zipper area, but was instructed to run her hand alnog my thigh to reach her trophy. With Ralph Lauren boxer briefs on she was able to pull the Big Black Schlong from his restnig area and run him along my thigh. If you can imagine a vertical pulley or cable opening your home garage or industrial wharehouse doors then you will be visualizing her treatment of the Big Black Schlong. For her it was laffy taffy. For her it was lust come true. For her co-workers it was, "Let Me See It Too! " (Hopefully, my partner didn't get curious on what all of this fascination was with the Big Black Schlong.) After her 30-seconds of foreplay or should I say penis-play she stated with glee and confirmation, "eres ofi" (you're official / you're the real thing.) No response was needed on my part.

La cuarta casa de citas (the fourth wh*rehouse) was visited and not the atmosphere we choose to participate in, so we left. La quinta casa de citas (the fifth wh*rehouse) was visited where pleasantries were exchanged with management. And finally la sexta casa de citas (the sixth sh*rehouse) was visited where old-time fuck pieces were seen. Again, la trabajadoras commented and wanted to see for themselves the Big Black Schlong. After one tone 12-ounce beer, we departed.

Completing our 6-hour excursion, we ate Comida Nica (Nicaraguan food) where the cook / trabajadora revealed to my friend that she was good friends with his wife and knew his young daughters, mother-in-law, and other family members. In pure damage control he began to state that it was I who forced him to visit the casa de citas and how he found them unattractive. He continued to sell her of his disgust and non-participation for the entirety of his meal until I told him it's time to go. I teased him on how his night turned out: What for me was free Big Black Schlong worship at 3 of 6 locations was worry for him about the cook spilling the beans on his frequenting casa de citas until 0300 hours. Why he was not at home with the wife and children on a workday will foreever haunt him.

Note: Except for two (2) girls, none of the ten (10) other girls have ever earned the Big Black Schlong trophy. Nonetheless, they are more than eager to please, experiment, witness, taste, feel, and explore the Big Black Schlong.

For my friend this had to be a wild experience since this was our first-time running the streets together! What can one say about the Big Black Schlong: Myth or reality, see fore yourself!

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Down Deep
09-13-08, 16:17
Greetings everyone,

I deleted Down Deep's report posted here because...

1. Down Deep is an alias for The Whole 9, who was identified as a serial spammer because he continiously posted crime stories that were intended to dissuade members from visiting Nicaragua.

2. The "report" posted here was nothing more than a recap of his (The Whole 9's) previous stories.

Thanks,

Jackson

CrazyHorse0017
09-14-08, 03:05
Does anyone know if Sergio still is driving his taxi/tours of the casas in Managua?

Down Deep
09-16-08, 18:44
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted in accordance with the ISG Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing any racist attacks or derogatory comments directed towards another forum member or to the public in general.

Please be advised that Forum Members who succeed in having three or more of their reports deleted for posting racist comments will be banned under the Forum's Serial Antagonist Policy.

1 down, 2 to go

Will somebody please report this guy's next racist comment via the "Report this Post to a Moderator" link, and be sure to note that it will be his 2nd violation.

Thanks,

Jackson

Member #4167
10-07-08, 20:09
Just to dispell the controversy that is occurring on the Managua forum, the following is and excerpt the UK govt's report on Nicaraugua from their Foregin and Commonwealth Office:

Nicaraugua
Updated: 01 September 2008


Crime

Nicaragua has experienced a significant rise in thefts, break-ins and muggings since the beginning of this year. Street crime is prevalent in Managua and occasionally occurs in other large towns. Violent crime is on the increase. Pickpockets and thieves operate on public transport. Robberies are common in and around bus terminals, both for local and international routes. Do not resist a robbery attempt. Many criminals have weapons, and most injuries and deaths have resulted when victims have resisted. If you are robbed, you should inform the local police and obtain a signed and sealed copy of their report.

Taxi muggings, particularly against foreigners, are a new and worrying trend. You should also be aware that there have been reports of "express kidnappings" occurring in Nicaragua involving passengers using unauthorised taxis, where cash is demanded for release a short while later.

Where possible use radio-dispatched taxis. If you are getting a taxi on the street, be sure to choose an authorised taxi, which has red plates. Only use taxis that have the driver’s identification number, name and photograph clearly visible on the dashboard. You should take note of the colour and number of the vehicle. Although it is customary in Nicaragua to share taxis with strangers, you are advised to try and arrange a private journey with the driver. Always negotiate the fare with the driver before the journey.

There have been several reports of cars being stopped and passengers assaulted at traffic lights in Managua. While stopping at traffic lights in Managua it is recommended to keep the windows of your car closed. Car doors should also be locked from the inside when driving.

You should be aware that that there have been reports of violent attacks against foreign nationals in their hotels or places of residence. We recommend that you use hotels that are staffed at the front desk 24 hours a day, have adequate uniformed security staff and security measures such as a front gate, a fenced perimeter and a valuables safe in the room.

In addition there have been increased reports of credit card fraud. You are advised not to use credit cards unless necessary, and to request that your bank inform you of any excess activity on accounts.

You should not to travel on buses after dark.

You should take precautions when walking, particularly in the markets, bus stations and poorer areas of the town and especially in the vicinity of the old cathedral in Managua. Do not walk alone after dark.

Avoid wearing jewellery. Do not carry large amounts of cash, credit cards or other valuables.

Keep photocopies of valuables such as passports (including date of entry stamp), airline tickets, driving licence and travellers’ cheques separate from originals.

For more general information see Victims of Crime Abroad.

Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:18
These do seem to be the crime de jour in these State Department type reports. I was in Port of Spain Trinidad three weeks ago and the same warnings were all over the place.

The thing is you talk to locals, ones there for their lives and nobody has heard of an actual victim and they are not in the newspaper.

I have not heard of, read about or seen on Canal 10 (Action Diez!) news, an express kidnapping report.

I don't travel with my ATM card since the one time I tried two different ATM's I got zero due to "card not honored" or "communication error" so I guess I am safe.

I think some of these warnings border on paranoia based on anecdotes and old wives tales.

You have to stay safe but if you have a car and use your head Managua is pretty low threat.

Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:21
Does anyone know if Sergio still is driving his taxi/tours of the casas in Managua?

I posted elsewhere that he is not doing this. He has a separate business and in fact both taxis are long since sold long ago.

It did not work that well as he was always too stubborn to learn English even though I bought him a great book to at least start and nobody , even mongers with 20 years in Latin America bother to learn Spanish.

Luis who speaks English and still is a taxista, still does this sort of thing from time to time. However he has griped in the past that there are too many mongers who think they should pay dick for all day squiring around, and translation, so don't think it's $20 a day for a serf if you do call him.

Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:26
Cd. Jardin Q-19? I imagine this is a strip mall shopping center address or a modulo / locale.

More of an address needs to be given 'cause Cd. Jardin is a neighborhood, not a destination.

Actually many houses in the nicer areas in CD.Jardin have numbers on them, making them different than 99% of all other buildings in Managua. You have to call and get proper directions but the house will have Q19 on it once you find the street.

By way of example, casa Bellmary's has a house number. This won't be a strip mall or shopping center. Who knows maybe Bellmary's uses a different name in the yellow pages and it's the same place. If so it is a gringo rip off joint that charges by your skin color and how far away you live from Managua as I have advised before more than once.