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Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:29
As direct as I can possibly be, I was just wondering if anyone can point me towards the Black latinas in Managua. Im sure they exist as they do thrughout the Caribbean and Central America but I see no trace of them here. Thanks guys.Im searching for an alternative to Brasil ,DR,and Colombia so please keep that in mind before answering.
Go to Caribbean Morena's place - the new place near Sinsa. She gets girls from Bluefields most of which are black Caribbean heritage girls, at least fairly black vs. other girls. Gina is from Nigeria so she is also very black but does not go with clients. Just tell her you want a dark girl and she may even call one or two for you to come in
Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:32
Get a grip on reality guys!
I lived for two years in Managua and never once had problems with crime. I spent way more time in the seedier barrios of Managua as all my friends were 25 year-olds, bar tenders, just your normal unemployed barrio-rats, working girls, dancers, and yes …… the true Nicaraguans of the city. I had the most fun of my life living, loving and hanging with the poorest of the poor Nicaraguans. Without exaggeration, 2-3 nights per week I spent in Villa Venezuela (very near the club called Polanco) living and playing with friends from the strip clubs and brothels. Go to the police department in Managua and check what minimal crime statistics they have and you will see that Villa Venezuela is considered one of the two highest crime areas in the city. And I never, not once, had a problem in two years. That is not merely dumb luck, that just shows that Managua is not the hot-bed of crime as being portrayed in this thread.
Now, guys, don’t be absolute morons out there. Be careful, watch your back, and don’t walk down the streets at three in the morning dead drunk and looking to get mugged. Be smart. However, Guatemala City, San Salvador and San José are very, very much more dangerous cities than is Managua.
Managua may be a total dump. But it is a relatively safe, fun adventure.
This is a very accurate and well said summary. I used to go with a girl in Villa Venezuela and we'd routinely go into her barrio to get her and drop her off and nobody paid one iota of notice that a gringo was waiting for her.
There are a few barrios ( e.g. Jorge Dimitrov) that I'd never enter in the nighttime or near dark but in a car you are not having mortar fire to dodge.
Drunk pedestrians who offend people get mugged here as well, so don't be one.
Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:39
Mga is dangerous. Just like any other large latin american capital. The rest of Nicarauga is considerably safer.
Just observe the following precautions:
B) Take a Taxi everywhere you go. Taxis are cheap and plentiful. Avoid the gypsy cabs like the plague. I ran into trouble once getting into a gypsy cab. Only get into taxis from a fleet with a recognizable brand name.
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There are 1,200 taxi cooperativos in Managua clumped into about 20 some-odd larger unions of them so good luck in finding that brand name.
Here's what you have with a taxi - Cooperative name on it, the names run the gamut - religious figures, popes, volcanoes, even the solar eclipse. There are a few that will say independente, and they all have distinctive license plates M plus the 5 digit taxi number which is painted on the body of the taxi several times.
If you leave from the hotel ask the door guard to noticeably write down the number of the cab when you get in which evens the playing field a lot. There is a bigger risk of overcharging than robbery. Always insist on "exclusivo" or they pick up others en route which adds risk and worse, more time.
I still just use a paid driver, if you rent a car they will rent a driver too if you want for around $15 a day more.
Grand Pollo
10-10-08, 23:53
Where is Sol y Luna located?
It is in Bolonia, not on the principal street where you find Mansion Teolinda but down about two (towards the bus terminal) and almost on the other side if by the non other side one means the entrance to Bolonia from the road to Plaza Inter about 1/2 way from Hospital Miltar to the entrance to Plaza Inter/Crowne Plaza.
There is a park sort of kitty corner to it.
Actually many houses in the nicer areas in CD.Jardin have numbers on them, making them different than 99% of all other buildings in Managua. You have to call and get proper directions but the house will have Q19 on it once you find the street.
By way of example, casa Bellmary's has a house number. This won't be a strip mall or shopping center. Who knows maybe Bellmary's uses a different name in the yellow pages and it's the same place. If so it is a gringo rip off joint that charges by your skin color and how far away you live from Managua as I have advised before more than once.Grand Pollo,
Everyone is glad to see you posting again! You are 100% correct about Cd. Jardin and the address, but you still need to know what street it's located and not just the house number.
Grand Pollo is the most knowlegable ISG Senior Member on this thread and should be used as a 100% truthful and experienced resource!
Thanks "Great Chicken" (Grand Pollo)
Grand Pollo
10-14-08, 16:09
Grand Pollo,
Everyone is glad to see you posting again! You are 100% correct about Cd. Jardin and the address, but you still need to know what street it's located and not just the house number.
I said, as you quoted you need to call and get directions and when you get there it will have the number on it. I agree just a house number is no more help here than in any other city, which is pretty obvious.
I am here now I guess we could see if we could find it.
I was on a drinking bindge last week and broke open eight (8) coochies.
Coochie #1: A regular piece of ass that I hit when bored. I rented an hour, but she threw in the towel after 30-minutes of doggy style.
Coochie #2: After coochie #1, I rented a broad for 30-minutes that is scared of some "real d*ck. " She failed once again after 15-minutes. This broad thinks she's selling polvos (ejaculations) and not time.
Coochie #3: After coochies #1 and #2, I renterd a seasoned hooker. We f*cked hardcore for one-hour and she earned two orgasms to my one. She fell in love with the d*ck being down deep.
Coochie #4: The following day I rented coochie #3 once again and f*cked good as I do all women. She fell in love with the schlong and continuously commented on the size. Her moans and pleasurable sounds were heard throughout the neighborhood.
Coochie #5: Some hookers have been begging me to rent their coochies for months and I finally did. My schlong was a schlort and didn't work. I did not attempt to bang her, but wanted to give her some money so I rented p*ssy access. She returned to tell the girls that I couldn't produce the results and that I'm all talk and no action. My response: I don't care!
Coochie #6: I banged Coochie #3 / #4 once again with identical results.
Coochie #7: I rented another broad who heard of my stallion-like male member. Again, I couldn't produce. Again, she spread the word. Again, I don't care.
Coochie #8: I rented some p*ssy from a 45-year old who has wanted to taste and ride the schlong. Her fantasies were realized and she wants to rent more p*ssy access so she can feel "Down Deep. "
Coochie #9: She needed some money and called me so I've been f*cking her all week! Boy do I miss f*cking eight (8) *****s with different body types, likes, and appearances, but having one (1) piece of pussy in-hand is better than eight (8) in the bush!
Who are you f*cking?
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Hey folks, Down Deep a.k.a Meatloaf is back lol. It is so obvious.
Grand Pollo
10-19-08, 21:59
I was on a drinking bindge last week and broke open eight (8) coochies. etc...............................
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I don't get it. What is "of distinction" that merits putting this anywhere? It offers no advice, gives no direction and reads like a poor Penthouse Forum letter
with bad spelling and denigrates the women in Nicaragua. Is it an automatic recommendation that comes if a post meets a certain length?
It doesn't matter if this is Meat Loaf or not. I don't get what's with all these new members posting here and offering nothing of substance but finger pointing and nonsense.
As an old-timer Nica expert, I could not agree with Grand Pollo more. That post tells nothing about Nicaragua and really is insulting to the cute, sweetness (OK sometimes they can be Latina-bitches) which generally is Nicaraguan women. TGAM
I don't get it. What is "of distinction" that merits putting this anywhere? It offers no advice, gives no direction and reads like a poor Penthouse Forum letter with bad spelling and denigrates the women in Nicaragua. Is it an automatic recommendation that comes if a post meets a certain length?
It doesn't matter if this is Meat Loaf or not. I don't get what's with all these new members posting here and offering nothing of substance but finger pointing and nonsense.I guess the editor is placing a "distinction" due to that fact that I was sexually active with multiple women. I further assume that since many readers rent ass from women that a member who rents multiple asses is winning at the game of "tricking. " What I'm saying is: If one has the opportunity to rent ass then the person should rent ass much as as possible since the other alternative is not getting ass which is most men. Therefore, because I rented 8 pieces of ass I was doing my job and should lend encouragement to those that banging more coochies in a week than most men get in a decade is possible.
I totally agree with the Meat Loaf and nothing of substance comment.
Noguera too is a seasoned source of valuable information!
The report did lend advice: Get active, get known, and you too will have women begging to give you mouth / crotch / a**hole / hands / feet / their minds / and their money. Just joking about the money: These stingy-a** Nicaraguans.
There's a new thick and juicy girl that's begging me to "Down Deep" her. I rented her for 30-minutes yesterday, but just to inspect the quality of her meat. Thick p*ssy lips, big thighs, a cute Indian-looking face, a fat and tight ass, and the curiousity of f*cking me is all that's needed. With so many women wanting me the only problem I have is scheduling!
I don't get it. What is "of distinction" that merits putting this anywhere? It offers no advice, gives no direction and reads like a poor Penthouse Forum letter
with bad spelling and denigrates the women in Nicaragua. Is it an automatic recommendation that comes if a post meets a certain length?
It doesn't matter if this is Meat Loaf or not. I don't get what's with all these new members posting here and offering nothing of substance but finger pointing and nonsense.
I agree with Grand Pollo. Put it in the Penthouse Forum, if anywhere. It doesn't belong in the Reports of Distinction.
Riggo
I agree with Grand Pollo. Put it in the Penthouse Forum, if anywhere. It doesn't belong in the Reports of Distinction.
RiggoI went to Polancos a few weeks earlier and couldn't help but notice that they have about 10 streetwalkers standing in-front of the club with about 3-thugs. Since there is a slot machine casino in-front they all loiter around. The streetwalkers turn tricks across the semasforo in the hotels (flop houses.) Everyone says that place is dangerous: They know better than to "test" "Down Deep. " Real streetwalkers with spandex, coochie-cutter shorts, mini-skirts, and other "*****drobe" features.
Riggo, why'd you have to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on my Wheeties concerning the Reports of Distinction?
Penthouse / Hustler: I'm waiting on that Sara Palin porno to get released. Hell, I'd give her 5 kids too.
Riggo, when are you coming back to Nicaragua? I need some help with my catch-and-release program (concha.) (Concha (clam) is slang for vagina.)
Ahhh, Polancos......that was my favorite hangout when I was working down there. I got a ton of good cheap concha there.
DrDewMan,
I've been keeping your 19 year old honey on ice for you. She's always calling you long-distance when I see her. When are you going to bring her back to the USA? Or at least send her a few dollars via Western Union to help her out with the baby?
She's begging me to "Down Deep" her, but 'cause you're my mongering buddy I have not and will not, although she has the phatest p*ssy lips I've seen in a long time. Instead, she comes over to my house for a massage and to lay in my lap while watching television.
I want to see those pictures of her and the other hookers, but not on the forumn. These hoes got family lives too!
What's up with your review of the new Caribbean Morena?
Don't be pinche o tacano "Great Chicken" with the morenas and Gina.
Xdred,
I was thinking about how you deal with the police when they look for a bribe!
When they see you their eyes get big with greed for the "Gringo Dollar," but after you erase that fantasy from their minds they end-up with a gaseosa (soda.)
Tell the story please so I can laugh again.
Hey Down Deep,
I have been laying low since my return from Nicaragua and the upcoming wedding, just kidding. I don't need google to translate " I not work anymore and want to be your novia".
Massiel is probably the most beautiful (working) girl I have seen in some time in Nicaragua. I will send you some pictures via your email. But, I am sure you have seen that fine little spinner body. That Carolyn from Ladies the un-named place is really hot as well, just love those young perky titties.
I hope she can hold out until December 1st, but I am sure you will keep her company until I can return and claim my young novia.
I had a great trip and Sol Y Luna has added some new young girls, Fenix was
not as good as ususal. My crew left for Panama after a couple of days in town and the night shift had new girls and not as hot as my last visit over the week of 4 of July.
Please don't stretch that little hole out too much.
Drdewman
It's been a long time since "Meat Loaf was active, but due to popular demand "Meat Loaf" has chosen to return as a Senior ISG Member.
Lots fo things are on my mind, but let's pick-up things slowly: Three (3) p*ssies are on the plate for today's snacking. The early worm catches the fresh catch-of-the-day! Can smell what Meat Loaf is cookin'?
Meat Loaf
It's been a long time since "Meat Loaf was active, but due to popular demand "Meat Loaf" has chosen to return as a Senior ISG Member.
Lots fo things are on my mind, but let's pick-up things slowly: Three (3) p*ssies are on the plate for today's snacking. The early worm catches the fresh catch-of-the-day! Can smell what Meat Loaf is cookin'?
Meat Loaf
More Penthouse Forum stories with no photos? Thanks, but I think I'll pass.
More Penthouse Forum stories with no photos? Thanks, but I think I'll pass.
Ha Ha Ha Riggo. Meat Loaf only delivers truth unlike those other imposters.
It's been a long time since "Meat Loaf was active, but due to popular demand "Meat Loaf" has chosen to return as a Senior ISG Member.
Lots fo things are on my mind, but let's pick-up things slowly: Three (3) p*ssies are on the plate for today's snacking. The early worm catches the fresh catch-of-the-day! Can smell what Meat Loaf is cookin'?
Meat Loaf
On Saturday I was not mentally in the game. For I had no confidence in Meat Loaf and didn't want to present him unless I was ready to use him: Like a gun, don't show it or pull it out unless you're willing to use it! My usual *****spects are gone and it's nothing but new recruits of whom I have never sampled.
Sunday was a day of NFL relaxation.
Monday, after many hours of internet porno, I mustard-up the courage to hit the chongo, as "Water Boy" says / writes. Three new fishes were present. One fish looked at me as if she knew me: I thought I knew this "hooker" from my neighborhood. I swore she sells me food everyday. With make-up and a new hair style you may not recognize your wives on the stroll.
Her demeanor was pleasant; her conversation was more advanced than normal; and she had a nice ass in those size 10 - 12 jeans. (Chubby Chaser.) Not really want to f*ck due to mental trepadation (possibly mispelled,) I rented p*ssy access for 1-hour: For an extra US $2.50 I always purchase the 1-hour versus 30-minutes. (I know most of you guys can't last more than 30-minutes due to the excitement of new p*ssy, but it's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.)
We entered the room and I freaked her. No exchange of d*ck was given although everyone warned her of my stature. With no clothes of course she was lame, which is why she's selling p*ssy, but who wants to rent what they have at home- garbage. Fellas' want to rent p*ssy they could never get other than purchase. And with the "Credit Crisis 2008" lots of you guys will be p*ssy-less due to tighter credit card limits and higher balances.
After the 1-hour session of her delivering two (2) orgasms via dedos (fingers,) we left.
P*ssy #2 was a girl I've never bed, but have known for 6-months. I never though about f*cking her much although she's given me her contact information several times with me never contacting her. Nonetheless, I was bored and wanted some company. We entered the room.
(Whenever I, Meat Loaf, ask a girl to enter the room with me it's a compliment and they feel special, curious, excited, and eager.)
We entered the room and I had her derobe. She was a little embarrassed due to her stretch marks and two Firestone motorcycle tires. Nothing worth benig concerned about. After all, my "gut" is gaining size from rum and beer and rice-and-beans.
She got naked and we talked about my problems: Always tell them your problems so they won't start telling me theirs which concerns a lack-of-money.
Her p*ssy was fat, meaty, semi-hairy, and juicy! I commented on how wet she was and she smiled. I dined at the "Y." She came two (2) times. I explored her other reasons: She's a fanatic for anal and I used dos dedos (two fingers) deep-and-fast into her third-eye. She moaned louder and louder and louder. At this point, I knew she wanted me to f*ck her.
I slapped on the condom with a small d*ck. I entered the p*ssy and started thrusting! She moaned more and more. And as I managed my ejaculation the time ran out. I purchased more time: I shot a good load. Tomorrow, I will bust open her culo.
Hell, I'm this b*tches #1 fan now and will wait to bust her culo open tomorrow.
P.S. My index and middle right fingers smell like ass. My right thumb smells like p*ssy. My jaws smell like "Starkist," and my "George W. Bush" smells like latex.
Meat Loaf Returns
Nica Bound
11-05-08, 04:19
On Saturday I was not mentally in the game. For I had no confidence in Meat Loaf and didn't want to present him unless I was ready to use him: Like a gun, don't show it or pull it out unless you're willing to use it! My usual *****spects are gone and it's nothing but new recruits of whom I have never sampled.
Sunday was a day of NFL relaxation.
Monday, after many hours of internet porno, I mustard-up the courage to hit the chongo, as "Water Boy" says / writes. Three new fishes were present. One fish looked at me as if she knew me: I thought I knew this "hooker" from my neighborhood. I swore she sells me food everyday. With make-up and a new hair style you may not recognize your wives on the stroll.
Her demeanor was pleasant; her conversation was more advanced than normal; and she had a nice ass in those size 10 - 12 jeans. (Chubby Chaser.) Not really want to f*ck due to mental trepadation (possibly mispelled,) I rented p*ssy access for 1-hour: For an extra US $2.50 I always purchase the 1-hour versus 30-minutes. (I know most of you guys can't last more than 30-minutes due to the excitement of new p*ssy, but it's an everyday thing for Meat Loaf.)
We entered the room and I freaked her. No exchange of d*ck was given although everyone warned her of my stature. With no clothes of course she was lame, which is why she's selling p*ssy, but who wants to rent what they have at home- garbage. Fellas' want to rent p*ssy they could never get other than purchase. And with the "Credit Crisis 2008" lots of you guys will be p*ssy-less due to tighter credit card limits and higher balances.
After the 1-hour session of her delivering two (2) orgasms via dedos (fingers,) we left.
P*ssy #2 was a girl I've never bed, but have known for 6-months. I never though about f*cking her much although she's given me her contact information several times with me never contacting her. Nonetheless, I was bored and wanted some company. We entered the room.
(Whenever I, Meat Loaf, ask a girl to enter the room with me it's a compliment and they feel special, curious, excited, and eager.)
We entered the room and I had her derobe. She was a little embarrassed due to her stretch marks and two Firestone motorcycle tires. Nothing worth benig concerned about. After all, my "gut" is gaining size from rum and beer and rice-and-beans.
She got naked and we talked about my problems: Always tell them your problems so they won't start telling me theirs which concerns a lack-of-money.
Her p*ssy was fat, meaty, semi-hairy, and juicy! I commented on how wet she was and she smiled. I dined at the "Y." She came two (2) times. I explored her other reasons: She's a fanatic for anal and I used dos dedos (two fingers) deep-and-fast into her third-eye. She moaned louder and louder and louder. At this point, I knew she wanted me to f*ck her.
I slapped on the condom with a small d*ck. I entered the p*ssy and started thrusting! She moaned more and more. And as I managed my ejaculation the time ran out. I purchased more time: I shot a good load. Tomorrow, I will bust open her culo.
Hell, I'm this b*tches #1 fan now and will wait to bust her culo open tomorrow.
P.S. My index and middle right fingers smell like ass. My right thumb smells like p*ssy. My jaws smell like "Starkist," and my "George W. Bush" smells like latex.
Meat Loaf ReturnsHey Loaf! Come on. Give us some real monger info! Something we can use to find our way around Managua! Empty stories ain't your style stud!
Will be back in Nica this month and need some real updates. How is the new furniture at the Fenix?
Hey Loaf! Come on. Give us some real monger info! Something we can use to find our way around Managua! Empty stories ain't your style stud!
Will be back in Nica this month and need some real updates. How is the new furniture at the Fenix?Hey Big Jim,
If I can add my two cents here, the bar stools at Fenix are new and quite nice. The whole addition is really nice, adds something to the place. The couches are just as old and worn as the one in the older section.
I was there for 10 days and did not session but twice at Fenix, as the rooms are still the same (hot and Moldy)except that they had knocked holes in the bathroom area and was trying to make a place for some air to circulate I hope. It was kind of distracting with the holes in the wall and people running or walking on the tin roof while you are trying to get busy with the lady of your choice.
I did see some good talent on the night shift, the usual girls during the day.
I did see some new girls at Sol Y Luna and always some great talent at Ladies. Good Time has a good deal of beautiful girls at night as well.
I will be down on December 1st for 3 or 4 days as I will be coming in from Costa Rica if you are still in town and want to hang out some.
Send me a PM if your interested.
Drdewman
Hey Big Jim,
If I can add my two cents here, the bar stools at Fenix are new and quite nice. The whole addition is really nice, adds something to the place. The couches are just as old and worn as the one in the older section.
I was there for 10 days and did not session but twice at Fenix, as the rooms are still the same (hot and Moldy)except that they had knocked holes in the bathroom area and was trying to make a place for some air to circulate I hope. It was kind of distracting with the holes in the wall and people running or walking on the tin roof while you are trying to get busy with the lady of your choice.
I did see some good talent on the night shift, the usual girls during the day.
I did see some new girls at Sol Y Luna and always some great talent at Ladies. Good Time has a good deal of beautiful girls at night as well.
I will be down on December 1st for 3 or 4 days as I will be coming in from Costa Rica if you are still in town and want to hang out some.
Send me a PM if your interested.
Drdewman
Good Times has the "Best Quality" of all the places in Managua!
I hate to admit it, but I've frequented "Elite" and "Diamonds" and they too have the "Best Quality." You get what you pay for: Without a doubt,
"Elite" and "Diamonds" are the best locations. The broads are sexy, f*ck like ducks, and have real conversations.
I, personally, do not like "Fenix" 'cause it's too huge with little interaction between the *****s and boers!
Big Jim, empty stories is all that Meat Loaf is about!
Drdewman, with all of your trips to MGA why do you not have a flock or stable of b*tches that live with you during your stay?
XDred,
¿Que rolllo? (what's up.) I'm starting to get real tired of that Chela Presumida. You know who I'm talking about: The girl that thinks she's special 'cause she has a rolodex of clients. The girl that can take five (5) dicks a day with ease. The girl that chased you around and told you stories about wanting to call her daughter, but not having any cellphone minutes. The girl with the long legs like a garraffe (mispelled.)
That girl: I'm getting. Correction, I'm tired of hearing her talk dumb shit and thinking it's cute and means something. What should her punishment be? Should I brutalize that b*tch with dick for an hour or two with total disrepect. Basically, do the same thing I did and do to the 19-year old girl Karen?
I don't know when you'll log-on to ISG again, but I'm writing to you anyway. Maybe you're in stealth mode like "Grand Pollo" existed for 6-months. Grand Pollo, ¿que rollo?
Meat Loaf
Good Times has the "Best Quality" of all the places in Managua!
I hate to admit it, but I've frequented "Elite" and "Diamonds" and they too have the "Best Quality." You get what you pay for: Without a doubt,
"Elite" and "Diamonds" are the best locations. The broads are sexy, f*ck like ducks, and have real conversations.
I, personally, do not like "Fenix" 'cause it's too huge with little interaction between the *****s and boers!
Big Jim, empty stories is all that Meat Loaf is about!
Drdewman, with all of your trips to MGA why do you not have a flock or stable of b*tches that live with you during your stay?Well Meat Loaf, Xdred was going to set me up for the last trip with a girl for the whole time for about $20.00 a day. That is a great deal, but I really enjoy seeing new girls and coming and going when and where I want.
Not being tied down is a real plus with so many choices and so cheap in Managua.
Of course I do not speak the language and the 19 year gives me hell every time I talk with her about learning some Spanish.
So that is my take on not setting up a stable at this time. I like the variety.
I love the girls at the Diamond club as well, but just too over priced for me.
Well Meat Loaf, Xdred was going to set me up for the last trip with a girl for the whole time for about $20.00 a day. That is a great deal, but I really enjoy seeing new girls and coming and going when and where I want.
Not being tied down is a real plus with so many choices and so cheap in Managua.
Of course I do not speak the language and the 19 year gives me hell every time I talk with her about learning some Spanish.
So that is my take on not setting up a stable at this time. I like the variety.
I love the girls at the Diamond club as well, but just too over priced for me.
I've been banging a girl from Diamond, but at-the-house. The girls from Diamonds are well worth the price. You can't be cheap!
It's not the price of the chica: It's about keeping them entertained for their in-house work shift. That's the hard part. These wh*res are use to a whole bunch of gossip, getting rammed with d*ck all day, and witnessing lots of activity. Trying to have these wh*res in the house and them not getting bored is the real challenge.
What may start as a $20 entry fee will approach $50 to $100 per day with entertainment. Also, you need to build familiarity with the wh*re for at least three days prior. Speaking Spanish is required.
Nica Bound
11-09-08, 18:04
Can anyone suggest a Managua location with actual quality, clean masaje services as well as extras available ?
OK, no go on the SWs here in Managua. I like mongering, I don't like getting robbed or worse.
Will chat with my desk guy tonight and see what kind of product he delivers.
I know of five (5) locations that have SWs: Polancos, Avenida 35, Carr. Masaya, Salvadoreno 1, Conrad Hilton Hotel.
The best looking SWs are on Carr. Norte! The most dangerous SWs are at Polancos. The dingiest SWs are in front of the Conrad Hilton Hotel.
Before I start, I want to thank Meatloaf for making his return, his insight and contribution is valuable to this forum.
The elections have been mentioned on this board, but since the Monday following Managua has been pretty screwed up. The Sandinistas comitted wholesale election fraud and have basically kidnapped this country on a very large scale. There has been street violence and continued demonstrations throughout the city and overall the feeling is not good. Many, many people down here are truly bummed, but as typical Latins the ones with the most to lose are the ones bitching the loudest and doing the least. I don't know how or what is going to end up happening, but I have a feeling it is not going to be good at all.
What is your take on the situation Meatloaf?
In terms of mongering, Managua may reach a whole other level. Many companies are talking of closing or reducing staff, economic activity has really slowed (leave it to the Sandinistas to time their big power grabbing move to when Chavez's oil is about $55 a barrell and the US is about to go through everything but an outright depression) and the overall sentiment is that something wicked this way comes for Nicaragua. Mongering prices, already very reasonable here, may drop due to the supply and demand factor. I do know that the number of street walkers visable has increased greatly and now you are starting to see street walkers in and around Villa Fontana and near Gallerias and a few other places they have not been seen before.
What do the women in the brothels have to say? How is the business in those fine establishments?
Before I start, I want to thank Meatloaf for making his return, his insight and contribution is valuable to this forum.
The elections have been mentioned on this board, but since the Monday following Managua has been pretty screwed up. The Sandinistas comitted wholesale election fraud and have basically kidnapped this country on a very large scale. There has been street violence and continued demonstrations throughout the city and overall the feeling is not good. Many, many people down here are truly bummed, but as typical Latins the ones with the most to lose are the ones bitching the loudest and doing the least. I don't know how or what is going to end up happening, but I have a feeling it is not going to be good at all.
What is your take on the situation Meatloaf?
In terms of mongering, Managua may reach a whole other level. Many companies are talking of closing or reducing staff, economic activity has really slowed (leave it to the Sandinistas to time their big power grabbing move to when Chavez's oil is about $55 a barrell and the US is about to go through everything but an outright depression) and the overall sentiment is that something wicked this way comes for Nicaragua. Mongering prices, already very reasonable here, may drop due to the supply and demand factor. I do know that the number of street walkers visable has increased greatly and now you are starting to see street walkers in and around Villa Fontana and near Gallerias and a few other places they have not been seen before.
What do the women in the brothels have to say? How is the business in those fine establishments?
This post is not a political endorsement, but a recap of the political history of Nicaragua so readers may have a better understanding of the (1) anti-Gringo sentiments and (2) current FSLN revolution.
One topic I will not discuss much on the forumn is non-USA politics. In these countries they still use violence for votes. It's not clean-and-pure like the Obama victory after 500 years of legalized racial oppression! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_history_of_Nicaragua
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicaragua
The federal government is Sandanita! Managua is the nation's capital, the most populated city, and the economic center of Nicaragua. Therefore, you need or should want to have the same political party in power at the city level. You should also want the same political party at the state (departamento) level. The money that the federal government has access to and control to will flow easier throughout the system is everyone is on the same team.
(For example, ISG mongers buy hookers. We all agree and think similar. Attempting to monger with a "Bible Thumper" would be lots of wasted time and frustration.)
US-citizen William Walker invaded Nicaragua, after their independance from Spain, in 1855 and declared himself president in 1856. Like today, neighboring Central American countries joined together and drove the Gringo out in 1857.
In 1894, Zelaya got rid of the British who claimed ownership of the Atlantic Coast. Being good British subjects the USA invaded Bluefields 1894. In 1896 the USA invaded the port of Corinto. In 1898 the USA invades San Juan del Sur. In 1999 the USA invades Bluefields. In 1910 the USA invades Bluefields and Corinto. From 1912 through 1933 the USA bombs Nicaragua and fights Nicaraguan rebels. (This is the era of Augusto Sandino.) In 1981 through 1990 the USA invades under the guise of the Contras.
In 1927, the USA supported the Dictatorship of Somoza and financed his army. Samoza assassinated Sandino in 1934 under the direction of the USA. In 1937, Samoza was assassinated. More of less speaking the Samoza family rule for about 40 years.
During World War II Dictator Samoza seized the property of Germans in Nicaragua with the most famous being Montelimar. (Montelimar is the Pacific Coast beach resort currently owned by Barcelo Group of Spain and currently being litigated. US $75 per person for 1.5 days, all inclusive.)
In 1961 Carlos Fonseca created the FSLN. In 1978 another political assassination sparked the revolution against the Samozas.
In 1979, the FSLN took power from Samoza who fled to Paraguay and was assassinated in 1980.
When Ronald Regean took office in 1980 he cut-off USA-Nicaraguan financial aide and placed a trade embargo against the US $5 Billion GDP country. (The USA GDP is US $11 Trillion.) With little capital for governance Russia, Cuba, and other non-friendly countries of the USA aided the republic. (David (Nicaragua) vs. Goliath (USA).)
In 1984, Daniel Ortega won the presidency through the ballot box. Iran-Contra Affair come to light and is debated before USA Congress.
In 1986, Nicaragua won US $12 Billion against the USA for war crimes. The USA refused to pay.
In 1986 the USA was found guilty, convicted, of aggression against another country.
In 1990, Violeta Chomorro won the presidency against the FSLN. In 1996 Arnoldo Aleman (PLC) won the presidency. In 2001 Bolanos (PLC) won the presidency. In 2007 Daniel Ortega (FSLN) won the presidency.
In conclusion, Nicaragua was been a recipient of USA aggression and interferance for over 150 years! Many violent wars have been fought from 1912 through 1979 for their right to non-USA interferance as evidenced by the above historical accounts. Since the game changed, post-1979, many legally recognized elections have occurred with the FSLN loosing 3/5 of the elections. For their security, Nicaragua has partnered with other countries in ALBA and other soverign organizations.
Current Situation
As a young democracy, Nicaragua needs to build-up its confidence among the global community. Having a uniform, democratic society is important for such confidence to be created. The victory of FSLN in the mayoral elections will allow the FSLN to administer more effectively, similar to the current USA democratic party ruling the presidency (Executive Branch) and congree (Legislative Branch.)
Financially, no immediate economic impact is being felt among the populace from the elections, but the global economic crisis will affect all countries. Less remittances from abroad; fewer investments in the country; harder credit for start-ups; and tighter financial strains will affect all global citizens.
Hopefully, you understand a little more about Nicaraguan society from their history.
DrDewMan,
You and Doug E Fresh were and are such big advocates of the "Fantastic Plastic" that I'm requesting you bring some PVC for my use with the girls.
How much does it cost? I want two (2): The ribbed doubled-ended dildo that's about 12-inches long and can be applied into the vagina and anus at the same time. It looks like a hose, but is flexible and firm. The second one I would like to purchase is whatever you're expertise has proven to grant results.
I hope this request isn't too much for you to bring in your suitcase upon your next visit to MGA. Mongers must stick together.
Although I have more meat than a Carniceria (butcher shop,) it's nice to have a secret weapon or a back-up plan.
Meat Loaf
I just PM's Dr Dewman and gave him this information about cell phones for his upcoming trip back to Nicaragua:
I have only been to Nicaragua one time....about a month ago....but he is almost a 'native down there......he goes so often.....but guess he did not know about cell phones there.........anyway good info for him and others too I think.
Dewey,
I do have a couple of cell phones here that I bought - one in Managua......and the other one in Panama City........and they were cheap.
Probably too late for me to try to sell and send you one of those....but easy for you to pickup one when you get to Managua.
Simply go to either of the two big malls....Plaza Inter or the other one.....and look for one of the little kiosks that sell cell phones. There are several of these around the mall....probably the cheapest being the ' Clario '.
Ask for their cheapest model...they should have a nice, new color cell phone for about $ 20-21.00....then buy a time card for about $ 10.00....and you can pick out the one you want....$ 10.-15.00, $ 20.00 or up depending upon how many minutes you need.....and then have them set it up for you on your phone.
The phone will need a SIM card. And this card is what you will get for the $ 10.00 or more depending on how much you want to spend at the time for the card.
Make sure you get the unlock code for it too......it should be printed directly on the card....and then punch out the SIM card and have them make the call to activate the SIM card and get the phone going.
Use up all the minutes while in Nicaragua....as the phones will work back in the USA....but the (Central American ) SIM cards will not work in the US.
This a no brainer....and very CHEAP to get a new cell phone that works almost anywhere in Nicaragua or Panama.
They will not work in Costa Rica....that's a whole different game there for cell phones.
Make sure you try to make a call on your new phone, before leaving the mall so you know it works.The same GSM phones will work in Nicaragua and also Panama....but not in Costa Rica.
The phones in Panama City are even cheaper....I bought one there for $ 14.95 and then added a $ 5.00 card for it.
You may decide to pickup 2-3 of these cell phones....as they are great to trade or barter for with the P4P gals.
All the gals have cell phones of course....but they can always use another one for their mother or father or for a friend, or even one of their kids.
And since you have less than $ 30.00 in the phone...they are perfect for trading for a nice session of sex.
By the way these phones are what is called GSM World phones and they will work in lots and lots of different countries.
To answer the question from: ItJustBigJim- below......
Hola,
You can get a decent massage at Sol y Luna MP which is just one block from the main Tica Bus Terminal. Should run you about $ 20-25.00 with the extras thrown in.
Also there is a brand new Spa opening up which has a Japanese theme.
This place is supposed to be a legit spa with quality treatment....and probably no sex available.
The location is about half way between the Star City Casino and Pharos Casino ....on the same street.....it would be about 4 blocks from Pharos and or about 4-5 blocks from Star City.
Ask any taxi driver to take you to Pharos casino...then simply backtrack .....seems South (Sur) to me...but I could be mistaken on the direction......go 4-5 blocks and look for the Spa....on the same side of the street.......there should be a little inner road that will allow you to quickly get to the SPA. There is a large car dealership on that same side of the street.....and just across the street is a very large super market.
You should be able to find this place.....no problem - with these directions.
I sold a IBM laptop computer to the young man who is the assistant to the owner or this establishment. He is native Nicaraguan, but was educated and lived in the US. They will speak English here....so you can make your desires known to them before going in for the massage.
Steve
Dan D Dick
11-30-08, 23:35
Casa de la citas is also called Frannies or something like that. It is next to kelly tire and (west I think) of the Christ standing on a ball circle. It had some real nice talent there, best place I have been to in Managua. There were mostly Americans and Europeans during the day but a more local crowd at night.
Good advice, however this is obviously Fenix. I found no "Fannies" near this location.
Note to Meatball & other locals - it would be VERY good if you would provide a good LANDMARK near the appropriate "must see" locations. The Rotunda Cristo Rey was a perfect location to tell the taxista & the directions from Scott in '07 were just fine (though a little off on the name). Not all of us want to ask taxistas for the local casa de chicas....
A few comments - this was my second visit to MGA in a year or so. I've entered 37 countries in the last year & travel quite a bit (219 nights in hotels last year). But as the Meat-Nuts says (I'm sorry - "Meatballs") I also am not keen on teaming up with those I don't know. Fenix was, to me, low risk & a good time though the gals will try to bleed you for beers & tips. Overall no complaints & I had a very good dupla there for $40 plus drinks & tips.
Similarly the Sol Y Luna was nice & I selected a very pretty 21 y/o college student with an ass to die for. Overall a very good time.
A few general observations - meeting local gals is not an issue. I was "hit on" by about 4 girls per day on average & I'm no looker, just a normal 56 y/o gringo with marginal spanish skills & ojos azules. If I were staying for more than a few days I would have pursued those many options.
I did meet a few of the locals & can more understand their problems. Bomberos (firefighters) earn about $200 a month. The Oficial de policia I met makes $135 a month. Even after we talked for 20 minutes he still asked for $1 propina. Since I had told him the police in America make about $2000 a month I gladly gave him a C$20 "propina" after I told him it was "no profesional". We seemed to get along fine and talked about their handguns, cartridges & other matters. We parted on good terms & I would have to say simply that the country forces these problems because of their poor position. I hold no grudges against the individual officers who are merely trying to make ends meet. Note that the off-duty officer I was also talking with did not seem to be nearly as well-demeanored as the uniformed officer I "tipped". BTW - they both denied that Bello Horizonte was dangerous at night contrary to the advice of every taxista I talked with.
Overall I would reecommend MGA for those that have at least rudimentary spanish skills as I do. Cero espanol, ningún español, no viajar. Un pequeño español, ningún problema. And I have difficulty even with simple phrases like this though no one seems to care since I try so hard....
MB - you would do everyone a favor [and improve your reputation dramatically] by focusing on what will help the first-time visitor & skipping your self-aggrandizing comments. Otherwise I do appreciate what you've contributed. Perhaps it's just the difference in our ages.
/dddick
Dan D.
Read your report below....one of very few available on the Nicaragua thread.
Seems like most of the guys who are still going South are going to Costa Rica or Panama.
Been there - done that, and now I can more fully appreceiate Nicaragua having done that too.
I want comment on your comments about Meatloaf. All Nicaragua visitors perhaps owe him some gratatude for his reports on Nicaragua and especially Managua......but I agree with you 100% when you suggest to him that he should loose the " I am greater than Thou " attitude, sticking to the specifics of his advice about going to and getting along in Nicaragua.
I am a little older than you, so maybe it's an age thing, but and when I see a guy 'beating his own drum' as much as Meatloaf does......then I just want to run for cover......so to speak.
And Meatloaf if you read this buddy........ I think you will be fine in a few years when you get a little more mileage on your chassis. You are one of the only guys actually imparting information about Nicaragua on this thread....so while we we do like the important information in your reports....please try to contain yourself a bit....and make them (the reports) about the people, and country - where to go, what to do, etc while in Nicaragua...rather than just all about you.
This is my 2 cents.............. Steve
Dan D ……
I enjoyed your report. Nice to not hear the continual rantings and ravings that “my dick is longer” !!!
We expats who used to live in Managua in years past referred to the statue (Jesus standing on the world) inside Rotunda Cristo Rey as "Jazz-ersize Jesus".
Fenix is a great little ***** house, and a lot of fun. Remember, that's what the girls do for a living, try to bleed us for beers & tips!
I have lived and worked in Managua for more than the past 10 years. I have probably had over half a dozen women come up to me in bars ... cold turkey ... and comment on how much they love my blue eyes. And I am an old fart like you.
Wow, Bomberos earn around US$200 per month. Salaries have come way up in recent years. Bomberos used to make only around US$80 month. Back in '98 there was a nationwide strike by public doctors (these are “real” doctors with decent and legit medical degrees) and they got their salaries raised to US$150/month !!!
I have never had a problem in Bello Horizonte at night. I used to spend 4+ nights per week in Villa Venezuela which was known throughout Managua as the 2nd roughest barrio in the city (after Villa Libertad). I am a blonde, blue eyed gringo. I never had a problem and I don't exactly blend into the scenery!
Again, I enjoyed your report
Good advice, however this is obviously Fenix. I found no "Fannies" near this location.
Note to Meatball & other locals - it would be VERY good if you would provide a good LANDMARK near the appropriate "must see" locations. The Rotunda Cristo Rey was a perfect location to tell the taxista & the directions from Scott in '07 were just fine (though a little off on the name). Not all of us want to ask taxistas for the local casa de chicas....
A few comments - this was my second visit to MGA in a year or so. I've entered 37 countries in the last year & travel quite a bit (219 nights in hotels last year). But as the Meat-Nuts says (I'm sorry - "Meatballs") I also am not keen on teaming up with those I don't know. Fenix was, to me, low risk & a good time though the gals will try to bleed you for beers & tips. Overall no complaints & I had a very good dupla there for $40 plus drinks & tips.
Similarly the Sol Y Luna was nice & I selected a very pretty 21 y/o college student with an ass to die for. Overall a very good time.
A few general observations - meeting local gals is not an issue. I was "hit on" by about 4 girls per day on average & I'm no looker, just a normal 56 y/o gringo with marginal spanish skills & ojos azules. If I were staying for more than a few days I would have pursued those many options.
I did meet a few of the locals & can more understand their problems. Bomberos (firefighters) earn about $200 a month. The Oficial de policia I met makes $135 a month. Even after we talked for 20 minutes he still asked for $1 propina. Since I had told him the police in America make about $2000 a month I gladly gave him a C$20 "propina" after I told him it was "no profesional". We seemed to get along fine and talked about their handguns, cartridges & other matters. We parted on good terms & I would have to say simply that the country forces these problems because of their poor position. I hold no grudges against the individual officers who are merely trying to make ends meet. Note that the off-duty officer I was also talking with did not seem to be nearly as well-demeanored as the uniformed officer I "tipped". BTW - they both denied that Bello Horizonte was dangerous at night contrary to the advice of every taxista I talked with.
Overall I would reecommend MGA for those that have at least rudimentary spanish skills as I do. Cero espanol, ningún español, no viajar. Un pequeño español, ningún problema. And I have difficulty even with simple phrases like this though no one seems to care since I try so hard....
MB - you would do everyone a favor [and improve your reputation dramatically] by focusing on what will help the first-time visitor & skipping your self-aggrandizing comments. Otherwise I do appreciate what you've contributed. Perhaps it's just the difference in our ages.
/dddick
I loved your report that you wrote last time you visited MGA! Did you take any cellphone pictures this time too?
Dan D.
Read your report below....one of very few available on the Nicaragua thread.
Seems like most of the guys who are still going South are going to Costa Rica or Panama.
Been there - done that, and now I can more fully appreceiate Nicaragua having done that too.
I want comment on your comments about Meatloaf. All Nicaragua visitors perhaps owe him some gratatude for his reports on Nicaragua and especially Managua......but I agree with you 100% when you suggest to him that he should loose the " I am greater than Thou " attitude, sticking to the specifics of his advice about going to and getting along in Nicaragua.
I am a little older than you, so maybe it's an age thing, but and when I see a guy 'beating his own drum' as much as Meatloaf does......then I just want to run for cover......so to speak.
And Meatloaf if you read this buddy........ I think you will be fine in a few years when you get a little more mileage on your chassis. You are one of the only guys actually imparting information about Nicaragua on this thread....so while we we do like the important information in your reports....please try to contain yourself a bit....and make them (the reports) about the people, and country - where to go, what to do, etc while in Nicaragua...rather than just all about you.
This is my 2 cents.............. Steve
Message Well Received!
Dan D ……
I enjoyed your report. Nice to not hear the continual rantings and ravings that “my dick is longer” !!!
We expats who used to live in Managua in years past referred to the statue (Jesus standing on the world) inside Rotunda Cristo Rey as "Jazz-ersize Jesus".
Fenix is a great little ***** house, and a lot of fun. Remember, that's what the girls do for a living, try to bleed us for beers & tips!
I have lived and worked in Managua for more than the past 10 years. I have probably had over half a dozen women come up to me in bars ... cold turkey ... and comment on how much they love my blue eyes. And I am an old fart like you.
Wow, Bomberos earn around US$200 per month. Salaries have come way up in recent years. Bomberos used to make only around US$80 month. Back in '98 there was a nationwide strike by public doctors (these are “real” doctors with decent and legit medical degrees) and they got their salaries raised to US$150/month !!!
I have never had a problem in Bello Horizonte at night. I used to spend 4+ nights per week in Villa Venezuela which was known throughout Managua as the 2nd roughest barrio in the city (after Villa Libertad). I am a blonde, blue eyed gringo. I never had a problem and I don't exactly blend into the scenery!
Again, I enjoyed your report
Bello Horizonte is safe!
I too am shocked that the fireman make C$ 4,000 per month, but there are a lot less fireman than policeman so maybe. That is true about doctors. The only people that make any money are the "Robber Barons."
The reason ISG members who visit MGA for extended periods or live here list Location A Location B etc. is due to the fact most of us do not visit places like Fenix, Goodtime and Diamond club on a regular basis. We have no reason due the the abundance of Chicas. We stay for the most part out of mainstream activity. After a while your will have built many relationships all waiting in various states. The cell phone contains enough contacts to keep pussy with you 24/7. When things are not good with the already known Nicas we visit the no name places or do the regular girls.
The reason locations are not listed is intended to be in your best intrest. If I were to post a non main stream locations and you get killed, robbed, it would be my post that was responsible. ISG members in country who know the scene have shared this with me
"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.
"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.
As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.
"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "
Not expecting to see "Xdred" at the brothel on Saturday, I was already working on my bottle of rum as I practiced my salsa dancing with the ladies. Witnessing "Xdred" arrive we exchange pleasantries for a few minutes before I adjourned to the bedroom to cure my "second girlfriend. " Having more shaft than an elevator she came in the cowgirl position and moaned caballo (horse d*ck.)
While I was curing her womanly needs "Xdred" sat among the 100% local customer-base. Having become a familiar face at this location through my introduction nobody molested (bothered) "Xdred" nor payed him any special attention. "Xdred" is searching for his own brothel or hang out and only using my location for educational purposes.
As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.
The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "
Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "
I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him with the blessing of the government! Little interest will be given by law enforcement because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.
"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans. I, Meat Loaf, would have not been in peril since I no longer possess USA citizenship nor passport. (Bolivarian Movement is Real: Eradicating the influence of North America throughout Latin America.)
These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination. I, Meat Loaf, returned to the brothel where everyone told me the story and how they were impressed by the strength of "Xdred. " They confessed that his association with me, Meat Loaf, liberated them to aide "Xdred" in the event something kicked-off.
Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!
"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode: Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.
Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards!
The reason I stopped writing locations in my reports is that I do not want to be responsible if something happens to an ISG Senior Member while visiting.
The above referenced post 'caused me to take this position.
For those that perform research your answers can be found in the Reports of Distinction.
Bello Horizonte is safe!
I stand corrected.
Socrates69
12-12-08, 18:11
Some updates on some clubs and the street scene
Good time: one flacita, 3 others doable but avg with kids, the rest gorditas. Quoting C500 for 30'. The real price is probably C300 or less. Didn't negotiate down because the good ones were already taken.
Fenix: about 15 gals. Average looking, younger than the good time crowd. Locals tell me the price was C150 for 30'.
Polanco: was pretty happening with about 15+ gals of various body types.
Avenida 35: not much out, some gals with pimps.
C. Masaya had a couple of cuties. Asking 200c/1-2h. Seems negotiable.
C. Norte. Nada but it was late.
Will someone provide a link to the dangers associated with street girls. The ones on c. Masaya seem fine to me.
Will someone provide a link to the dangers associated with street girls. The ones on c. Masaya seem fine to me.
Rent one and find out!
This post should be read by all concerning those few people that speak English in Nicaragua. Please do not take this post as offensive for it only speaks of a segment of society
Little North American contact via tourists and commerce has also produced few English-speakers in the country of Nicaragua. In contrast, Mexico City who has plenty of commerce and tourists and has a language school every five (5) blocks instructing English, German, French, and Portuguese. Few and far between you will find someone who speaks English in Nicaragua, but not often.
Those few people that speak English, beware! Caution should be used when interracting with people who speak non-accented English in Nicaragua unless they too are European or North American. Why?
Miami, Florida, and San Francisco, California, are the major markets for Nicaraguans ultramar (overseas.) Of course Costa Rica too. While a few sneek across Mexico and into the Southwestern United States many more traveled to the USA during the war years as political prisioners. These children were reared in the USA, attended USA English-speaking schools, and acquired USA bad lifestyles.
Various USA visas were granted to these families (ie. B1 / B2, political asylum, tourist, etcetera.) Often foreigners begin to believe that they too are USA naturalized citizens and can roam the USA without judicial restraint. This begins their sprial downfall.
As a guest evidenced by thier visa and not USA naturalized citizenship these individuals can be expelled at anytime by the USA government. What happens is:
These individuals while growing-up in the USA entered into a life of crime. They began gangbanging, drug sales, and other detrimental activity. Every USA citizen as of recent has learned of the illegal immigration problem and the lack of interest in its enforcement. Every USA citizen also should know that getting deported is extremely difficult! Only two (2) types of people get deported: Convicted and formerly-incarcerated individuals who committed (1) drug and / or (2) gun crimes! These individuals who are illegal or in the USA on visa serve their prison time and are deported to their home country. Re-entry into the USA the second time is three (3) years Federal prison time and the third time for illegal re-entry is ten (10) years Federal prison time. Consequently, these formerly incarcerated individuals are effectively barred from re-entering the USA although they have family, offspring, and 20 years plus USA experience in mentality, customs, and vernacular.
So, what you have are deported individuals who speak USA non-accented English; lived in the USA for 20 plus years; were educated in the USA; and served USA state and / or federal prison time for guns or drugs! Not all non-accented English-speakers are formerly incarcerated individuals, but a large, large majority are!
If you do not socialize with formerly incarcerated individuals in the USA, do you think it's a good idea to associate with said individuals in their home country speaking your native tongue?
I, Meat Loaf, know many deported individuals who feel comfortable speaking with me about their USA crime histories. In facat, I probably meet 3 or 5 per week. You may present a different image. And that image may make you a bigger target for continued criminal pursuits.
Meat Loaf writes this post as a warning on whom you attempt to befriend. Non-spanish speakers may be looking for commaraderie in their native-tongues and become excited when someone speaks non-accented USA English to them. Still, you Gringos with heavily accented Spanish are vulnerable to the same rouse. I, Meat Loaf, recommend that you contact me via PM if you venture beyond the main stream locations of Fenix, Caribbean Morena, Diamonds, Elite, MetroCentro, Good Times, and the hotel. That is if you're looking to speak non-accented English.
Even I, Meat Loaf, am vulnerable in this area!
Living with the poverish will expose you to an unlimited amount of requests, trickery, and thievery in the realm of money.
I, Meat Loaf, lost- was robbed- of approximately US $100 during the course of 2008. By whom: (1) a neighbor for US $5 when I sent him to the store to purchase himself a bottle of rum, although I personally posessed my very own bottle; (2) a neighbor for US $25 when I sent him to the store to purchase some cigarettes; (3) a female admirer for US $25 when she was kicked-out of my home; (4) a neighbor for US $1 in the purchase of laundry soap and bleech; and (5) another US $50 or so in "F*ck Me Money." All of the above episodes involved trusting the associate with making a purchase: Placing trust in people after they've "earned their stripes."
Nicaraguans do not think past the moment / second and have no concept of tomorrow. They live meal per meal, literally!
Why reside / visit Nicaragua? I'm still asking myself that question as I prepare to relocate.
Chinchuliar
12-31-08, 20:32
Even I, Meat Loaf, am vulnerable in this area!But in quoting one of your own endless posts in its entirety, it seems that you, Meat Loaf, are not vulnerable in the area of self-doubt.
So they celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve and loaf on Christmas. Christmas Eve celebrations involve most stores closing in the early evening and everyone visiting family. The family visitation involves a dinner and of course alcohol abuse (ie. Nicaraguans getting stupid drunk, falling from motorcycles, hospital visits, and drunke tears being shed by males.)
At approximately 2330 hours the city is a continuous serious of firework explotions: Bottle rockets, firecrackers, M80s, sparklers, and other "Made in China" products. Although lots of "cheap sh*t," (ie. Chinese produced products,) exists in Nicaragua, the fireworks are quality. The fireworks are set ablaze by all on every block and every house. For those that lived here during the war it may remind them of munitions.
Presents (regalos) are exchange, but not at the caliber of North American consumerism. In fact, I found little pressure to purchase gifts for anyone and quality was not important. (After 364 days of asking "the Gringo" for free sh*t I guess they'll give you / me / they a 1-day reprieve!)
In Summary, visiting Nicaragua for Christmas celebrations is not worth the vacation, but the holiday season is "stress free" compared to North America!
P.S. New Years Eve is the same thing as Christmas, but without the regalos.
Other ISG Senior Members suggested that I reveal locations so here is one:
Address: Carretera Norte, Enebas, 1 cuadra abajo, mano izquierda.
Daily, between 2- 5 "crackhead-type" wh*res can be found sitting / standing on the street corner. They look really dingy and intoxicated: Chipped nail polish, mis-matched shoes, dirty toe nails, and other "tell tale" signs of street life are present. Their chosen location for turning tricks appears to be within the condemed they loiter near. Within walking distance are "flop houses" for the wh*res to earn their botella del leched (bottle of milk.)
This location is only two (2) blocks removed from el Mercado Oriental.
Meatloaf
i tried PM you but never go an answer. So for a gringo who speaks broken spanish what would be the best and safest places to go to in Managua? Also, if I go to regular club is it hard to pick up regular girls??? Is anti-american attitude bad now?? I was in nicaragua for a couple of days in 2005 and it did not seem very bad. Managua did seem like one of the poorest cities I have ever been to.
Meatloaf
i tried PM you but never go an answer. So for a gringo who speaks broken spanish what would be the best and safest places to go to in Managua? Also, if I go to regular club is it hard to pick up regular girls??? Is anti-american attitude bad now?? I was in nicaragua for a couple of days in 2005 and it did not seem very bad. Managua did seem like one of the poorest cities I have ever been to.
I received you PM, "Illini333," but have not responded as of yet.
Regular girls? Good Luck. If you are an obvious Gringo (ie. white, 40 or 50 years old, broken Spanish, business attire,) then you may get a few girls to notice you. Their motive? Obviously money and citizenship!
Don't be consumed with trying to find regular girls. You'll need to put-in time.
Gringo Places: Good Times, Diamonds, Golden Times, Fenix, MEtroCentro Mall, Galleria Mall.
Anti-American: You never know until 3 or more people team-up on you with words, tone of voice, etcetera.
Taxi Advice: Tell the driver you want "direct service" and that you do not want him to pick-up any additional passengers while you're in the taxi. Offer him C$ 50 (US $2.50) tip for the consideration.
I'm tired of putas (prostitutes) and the money they require. I am too tired of non-pros and the money they require. My option: Rosie Palm.
thanks for the response. What regular clubs do you recommend? I remember this place by the casino that was really good on sunday. It was packed. I think it is called excess or something like that. I wouldnt say I am your typical gringo. Im in my late 20s and dress somewhat fashionable. I talked to a few girls while I was in managua but i had such limited time.
Any hotels you recommend that are mid range. Not to expensive but not those flea bag places. Also, is Nicaragua still a catholic country??? I saw something recently and it said only 50 percent are like catholic and I was shocked. Thanks
thanks for the response. What regular clubs do you recommend? I remember this place by the casino that was really good on sunday. It was packed. I think it is called excess or something like that. I wouldnt say I am your typical gringo. Im in my late 20s and dress somewhat fashionable. I talked to a few girls while I was in managua but i had such limited time.
Any hotels you recommend that are mid range. Not to expensive but not those flea bag places. Also, is Nicaragua still a catholic country??? I saw something recently and it said only 50 percent are like catholic and I was shocked. Thanks
I don't visit discoteques, so I don't know.
Beware: Caution to those that will befriend you. Nothing, including friendship, is free in Nicaragua! Invitations to other locations are expected to be paid by you, without forewarning. They'll simply say, "No tengo dinero!" Everyone will be hungry and say, "Tengo hambre." If they attempt to order anything immediatlely ask, "¿A Quien es pagando?"
Catholic, but not over-bearing like Mexico! Lots of Bautista, Evangelist, Jehovas Witness, Latter Day Saints. In fact, most Gringos here are here to recruite bodies for Jesus Christ!
Based upon your demographics, I doubt if you get any p*ssy beyond the wh*rehouses, unless you live here for a while and build-up your network. Only after you've lived here for a while, showed your face, and built a nest for some bird and her flock to move into will you get any interest.
Go to the Cristo Rey Hotel like everyone else.
Remember: When the alcohol wears off or you get tired of spending money, the real Nicaragua will present itself. ¡Que Feo (How Ugly!)
In my opinion, for a successful trip do the following: (1) Get drunk and (2) only reside in the wh*rehouses. Any deviation from this itinerary will result in you experiencing a sh*tty vacation. Maybe if you go to San Juan del Sur you can find some Gringas on vacation to f*ck for free. Otherwise, it doesn't look too promising.
Enjoy.
thanks for the response. what regular clubs do you recommend? i remember this place by the casino that was really good on sunday. it was packed. i think it is called excess or something like that. i wouldnt say i am your typical gringo. im in my late 20s and dress somewhat fashionable. i talked to a few girls while i was in managua but i had such limited time.
any hotels you recommend that are mid range. not to expensive but not those flea bag places. also, is nicaragua still a catholic country??? i saw something recently and it said only 50 percent are like catholic and i was shocked. thanks
one last consideration: if you do happen to stumble across some free p*ssy and f*ck her, be prepared for her to ask for some money after your orgasm! although she never said it was for sale; although she never mentioned a price; although you thought she like you- the expectation of a money transfer is always present.
she'll ask you for us $20 or c$500 or maybe taxi fare. don't f*ck a girl unless you're ready to give her the above payment.
if not, be prepared for her to shout "[CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123);" get all those within earshot on her side; the anti-american sentiment to appear; the police to arrive; and your eric volz episode to begin. therefore, be prepared with us $20 to eliminate any and all of these possibilities.
I've received PMs from ISG Senior Members who have inquired about the best places to find / meet available ladies for long-term relationships.
For the sake of your time (efficiency) and my time (efficiency) and economic capacity I offer the following:
If you're an individual that does not reside in-country and can't afford to relocate here or choose not to, I suggest the mail order bride route. Computer usage in Nicaragua is extremely limited so forget about finding her on a computer. This includes www.amigos.com:
Check out the mail order sites for www.tlcworldwide.com; Dominican Republic honies; Mexican mail order brides; or www.amor.com. The above referrenced sites will prove a lot more beneficial for your long-term objectives: (1) It provides you a location to meet the girls 'cause it will be hard for you to do so as a tourist in Nicaragua; (2) it allows you to build rapport with her via online; (3) for the same price as a Nicaragua 1-week trip you can travel to another country and already have female prospects; and (4) you will be aware of her "true" motives considering she's a mail order registrant.
Granted, there are lots of frauds and scam regarding photos, but this is still a viable option. And the countries that do market mail order brides have a long-standing relationship with the USA.
The USA-females don't like the idea of a USA-man importing a wife and successfully lobbied to enact "Mail Order Bride" legislation. Do a quick google search and read about the "cock-block" barriers that USA-females placed upon their brethren to keep them / we / you in a castrated position.
Just a suggestion for those that have the motive of getting a Latina for their USA existence.
Illini/Meatloaf:
I always enjoy Meatloaf's candid and ungloved take on things here in Nicaragua. Meatloaf calls it like he sees it without a qualm and in most instances he is dead on, especially in references to his own experiences.
It is not that I disagree with Meatloaf about the Non Pro or Semi Pro Scene down here, it is that I think I am going about life here in a different circle than him and thus get to view a little different segment of Managua than he does. This is probably due to my having lived here basically for 2 years, and having gotten to know quite a few people in the community, from former Sandinista Guerillas to former candidates for president and workers in the maquilas. As well as working and having to deal with all kinds of other business and industries as well as professionals
I also have spent all but 8 years out of 41 living and working in Latin America and carry Mexican citizenship, and speak not only fluent spanish but completely native Mexican spanish (there is a difference between all the countries). And yes I am 100% anglo, not a drop of hispanic blood in these veins. I think this gives me an insight into the daily every day life scene that goes on with the tiny middle and upper class that exists in Managua and to a lesser extent in the rest of Nicaragua. My Spanish and my experience in Latin America get me accepted as a "non-gringo" very, very quickly and that is a plus.
Meatloaf is dead on 120% correct that most of the un-attached women you will meet in Managua or Nicaragua are looking for something, either monetary, immigration wise or just a paid good time, but hey that is the way it is anywhere that I have been. Big difference here is that it is immediate for the most part and almost hand to mouth from the get go. I think Meatload sees this daily and that has led him to really be, and jaded is not the correct word, but I would say conclusively mind made up about Nicaragua.
Now, some of my experiences and what my opinion is. You can surely go out and pick up Non-pros that will hook up with you rather quickly. They are a minority, and they are a little elusive, but they are surely there and they range in ages from the late teens to the late 40's. The big lynch pin in this is where and when and a little how?
Where:.In Managua, The Zona Viva area of Gallerias (The Reef, the sportsbar there, Moods, ), other night clubs such as Hippa Hippa and the Shaman. To a very lesser extent the Casinos. TGI Fridays on Thurs-Sun as well as the Hippos and other resturants. To lesser extent and to a lower class discos such as Matrix (next to the star city casino) and some of the places in Bello Horizonte. You are apt to run into Semi-Pro's there that are quicker on the deal making than the other places.
When:.Thursday through Sunday, on any of those given nights they will be out. Also the big "classy" disco here, named Moods has a "Ladies Night" on Wenesday nights and there is lots of women all shapes and sizes and ages. Saturdays and Sundays in Grenada and around some of the beaches, you can also locate pockets of the Non-Pros that will be out in about.
Who:.You will meet women ranging from the ages of about 20 to about 40-44. These woman, if I had to guesstimate, will probably have a remotely attached worthless boyfriend that they sometimes see but is too cheap to be out with them, thus they are solo. They will be earning between $600 to $2000 USD per month, at a variety of jobs I. E. Sales, call centers, tourism, Free Zones/maquilas, banks etc. About 50% will be single mothers and or divorced. About 40% will have some drama in their lives and carry some baggage, like legal problem in the US, former addiction, substance problem, just outright crazier than a shithouse rat.
-Thus they are not poor and they are educated and if they escaped getting tied in with a Nicaraguan loser and having a kid, they are enjoying a little of life but know that there are much better things than Nicaragua. They probably travel to the US once to twice a year. They save their money to buy things there and they are somewhat conservative.
The deal:.If you are decent looking and not a mouth breathing freak and have a decent personality, you can usually hook up with these woman and it is very possible to do so on the first night. Remember, you are the safe alternative, you are from out of town, you will treat them well (as Meatloaf points out, pay for things) and hopefully screw them silly and then you are gone and their reputation as a pure as driven snow Managua maiden is intact. If there are sparks and chemistry they will be in touch with you and try to feel you out for something further.
Most of these women are pretty content, at least at the time being, living in Managua and Nicargua, they are not looking to immediately haul ass to the states. They have maids, cooks and such here. If they are single mothers they support network they have cannot be duplicated in the US, unless they marry a really, really rich guy and even then it is not what they are accostomed to.
What I have found is that if you can offer something different to these women, like taking them fishing or SCUBA diving or something that they are not used to or that the loser Nicaraguan men won't do as it requires getting up before 11:00 a. M. , they really dig it.
I work with a bunch of bilingual girls/women from the ages of 26-31, as we have a small customer support service down here. One of them I have an on again off again deal with, but it has gotten more serious than just sex or anything like that. Trust me, she is a single mother with two kids and supports basically 2/3 of her extended family and I would marry her ass in a skinny minute, but right now she will not even committ to a long term or exclusive relationship with me, and financially I could help her out big time and I mean big time.
Anyway, these women will go out about 2 to 4 times a month. About one out of those times they will meet up with a foreigner, either Gringo or from somewhere like Argentina or wherever and about half the time they will do him that same night and or at least by the second dinner date. One chick in our office is doing an Argentinian that is here for two weeks and a Danish backpacker that is here until the end of January, plus she has a Nicaraguan boyfriend.
The woman I have my deal with has a guy that comes and sees her from Miami, she has another married guy that is hopelessly in love with her and she still cats around a bit. She does not want to get married, but you show her a good time that involves something fun aside from drinking in the bars and or something she can do with her kids and she is whirlwind of fun.
Well this has gotten a little disjointed and long.
In closing let me thank Meatloaf for his continued refreshing of Managua and Nicaragua sections, he truly is the resident expert on the deal down here as far as pay for play goes.
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Do Nica chicas like anal??? Will most do it and is it extra??
Do Nica chicas like anal??? Will most do it and is it extra??
¡Los maricones (gay guys) si!
Illini/Meatloaf:
I always enjoy Meatloaf's candid and ungloved take on things here in Nicaragua. Meatloaf calls it like he sees it without a qualm and in most instances he is dead on, especially in references to his own experiences.
It is not that I disagree with Meatloaf about the Non Pro or Semi Pro Scene down here, it is that I think I am going about life here in a different circle than him and thus get to view a little different segment of Managua than he does. This is probably due to my having lived here basically for 2 years, and having gotten to know quite a few people in the community, from former Sandinista Guerillas to former candidates for president and workers in the maquilas. As well as working and having to deal with all kinds of other business and industries as well as professionals
I also have spent all but 8 years out of 41 living and working in Latin America and carry Mexican citizenship, and speak not only fluent spanish but completely native Mexican spanish (there is a difference between all the countries). And yes I am 100% anglo, not a drop of hispanic blood in these veins. I think this gives me an insight into the daily every day life scene that goes on with the tiny middle and upper class that exists in Managua and to a lesser extent in the rest of Nicaragua. My Spanish and my experience in Latin America get me accepted as a "non-gringo" very, very quickly and that is a plus.
Meatloaf is dead on 120% correct that most of the un-attached women you will meet in Managua or Nicaragua are looking for something, either monetary, immigration wise or just a paid good time, but hey that is the way it is anywhere that I have been. Big difference here is that it is immediate for the most part and almost hand to mouth from the get go. I think Meatload sees this daily and that has led him to really be, and jaded is not the correct word, but I would say conclusively mind made up about Nicaragua.
Now, some of my experiences and what my opinion is. You can surely go out and pick up Non-pros that will hook up with you rather quickly. They are a minority, and they are a little elusive, but they are surely there and they range in ages from the late teens to the late 40's. The big lynch pin in this is where and when and a little how?
Where:.In Managua, The Zona Viva area of Gallerias (The Reef, the sportsbar there, Moods, ), other night clubs such as Hippa Hippa and the Shaman. To a very lesser extent the Casinos. TGI Fridays on Thurs-Sun as well as the Hippos and other resturants. To lesser extent and to a lower class discos such as Matrix (next to the star city casino) and some of the places in Bello Horizonte. You are apt to run into Semi-Pro's there that are quicker on the deal making than the other places.
When:.Thursday through Sunday, on any of those given nights they will be out. Also the big "classy" disco here, named Moods has a "Ladies Night" on Wenesday nights and there is lots of women all shapes and sizes and ages. Saturdays and Sundays in Grenada and around some of the beaches, you can also locate pockets of the Non-Pros that will be out in about.
Who:.You will meet women ranging from the ages of about 20 to about 40-44. These woman, if I had to guesstimate, will probably have a remotely attached worthless boyfriend that they sometimes see but is too cheap to be out with them, thus they are solo. They will be earning between $600 to $2000 USD per month, at a variety of jobs I. E. Sales, call centers, tourism, Free Zones/maquilas, banks etc. About 50% will be single mothers and or divorced. About 40% will have some drama in their lives and carry some baggage, like legal problem in the US, former addiction, substance problem, just outright crazier than a shithouse rat.
-Thus they are not poor and they are educated and if they escaped getting tied in with a Nicaraguan loser and having a kid, they are enjoying a little of life but know that there are much better things than Nicaragua. They probably travel to the US once to twice a year. They save their money to buy things there and they are somewhat conservative.
The deal:.If you are decent looking and not a mouth breathing freak and have a decent personality, you can usually hook up with these woman and it is very possible to do so on the first night. Remember, you are the safe alternative, you are from out of town, you will treat them well (as Meatloaf points out, pay for things) and hopefully screw them silly and then you are gone and their reputation as a pure as driven snow Managua maiden is intact. If there are sparks and chemistry they will be in touch with you and try to feel you out for something further.
Most of these women are pretty content, at least at the time being, living in Managua and Nicargua, they are not looking to immediately haul ass to the states. They have maids, cooks and such here. If they are single mothers they support network they have cannot be duplicated in the US, unless they marry a really, really rich guy and even then it is not what they are accostomed to.
What I have found is that if you can offer something different to these women, like taking them fishing or SCUBA diving or something that they are not used to or that the loser Nicaraguan men won't do as it requires getting up before 11:00 a. M. , they really dig it.
I work with a bunch of bilingual girls/women from the ages of 26-31, as we have a small customer support service down here. One of them I have an on again off again deal with, but it has gotten more serious than just sex or anything like that. Trust me, she is a single mother with two kids and supports basically 2/3 of her extended family and I would marry her ass in a skinny minute, but right now she will not even committ to a long term or exclusive relationship with me, and financially I could help her out big time and I mean big time.
Anyway, these women will go out about 2 to 4 times a month. About one out of those times they will meet up with a foreigner, either Gringo or from somewhere like Argentina or wherever and about half the time they will do him that same night and or at least by the second dinner date. One chick in our office is doing an Argentinian that is here for two weeks and a Danish backpacker that is here until the end of January, plus she has a Nicaraguan boyfriend.
The woman I have my deal with has a guy that comes and sees her from Miami, she has another married guy that is hopelessly in love with her and she still cats around a bit. She does not want to get married, but you show her a good time that involves something fun aside from drinking in the bars and or something she can do with her kids and she is whirlwind of fun.
Well this has gotten a little disjointed and long.
In closing let me thank Meatloaf for his continued refreshing of Managua and Nicaragua sections, he truly is the resident expert on the deal down here as far as pay for play goes.
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Excellent Report "TJ Texan!"
Like most of my Gringo associates, we get tired of Nicaragua as the more time goes on. To mentally survive here one must travel outside of the country at least every 5 months.
I too have met many business professionals (owners, employees, administrators) and they still want me to pay. This may be due to the fact that I'm involved with finance and advertise my accessibility to international capital. (You guys know I love to talk sh*t.)
It's true that more proficient one's Spanish is, the less "Gringo-association" they will place upon you, at least until they become aggressive.
This year, 2009, I have expanded my circle and will see what the country holds for the non-pro scene, but I'm not too confident. (It still will cost tiresomely, but "hopefully" she'll have a career.) I've tired of the P4P scene 'cause it gets lame after a while, but I'm still committed to the quest for the 3-live in employees.
Thanks for the info "TJ Texan:" Do you every chase the "teenies" in South Padre Island?
Meatloaf,
Thanks for the props, I try to help where I can, due to a factory work schedule and being tired I do not get around as much as you do and I also have to be somewhat careful as Managua is a huge Peyton Place.
I am not sure of your age, but if you are under 50 and can get out and around to some of the more upscale places and put your time in you will meet some interesting women. Will all of them be Non-Pro "Keepers", no and maybe none of them will. If you monger be sure to not let them get a hint of that as in the upper classes they are very sensitive about being characterized as a sugar baby. But, if you play your cards right, and this has been my experience, you can find a few that appreciate you enough as an individual and person that they won't try to suck the Cordoba life blood out of you. They actually take a lot of pride on not being able to be "bought".
An attorney friend of mine here runs with a group of divorced/still single/single mothers of about 5-7 women. They are all pretty cool, a few are good lookers and interesting. They will surely do you and are standoffish about relationships as I think they are financially secure enough to figure "what the hell, I have come this far without a man truly helping that I might as well keep going". Now, they will not jump at grabbing the check at a dinner and if you are out for drinks they will surely order an import instead of Flor de Cana and send the bill to you. But overall they are not much worse than single mothers in the US, and they are much more easy to deal with as they have an army of maids to help them.
But, they will also ask you over for a really good meal and will pay for the wine and drinks. They will help you with errands and getting to know people and do quite a few other little things that while they do not have a big $ value do have quite a bit of life improvement value. Hence they give what they can. Due to the shadow of the 80's, especially women, are very careful about what they spend money on and on how the future looks. Right now people are plenty, plenty scared about the political situation. Even my Sandinista Military landlords have somewhat of a pucker factor, they are not thrilled with the political situation at the top by any means.
What I have figured out with the Nica's is that I don't let them "nickel and dime" me to death. I would rather pay for a decent meal at a moderately priced resturant and have them invite a few people they will get points for feeding (sisters, mother, father, children) and have it be one larger bill than have them make me go to the supermarket on my way to their place, have me take them to Metrocentro or Gallerias, pick up some beer, etc, etc. In essense I do not put myself in a position to be in a place with them where they can start possibly getting me to buy them things. The Gringo Gentleman in me takes over during these times even if they do not ask for something I find myself volunteering, so I just avoid the temptation.
Sometimes I take them out with me to the Casino and I tell them that if I win I will give them some and if I lose they get squat. At least when I take them to the casino they get free drinks and I give them $30, $40 and up to $50 to play and I can monitor them playing and I would say about 60% of the time we come out ahead and I end up putting $20 to $50 in their pockets and am out nothing on drinks. They like that, it makes them feel like a big wheel as they don't have the money to go to a casino on their own.
In terms of South Padre Island, when I was young and strong and had hair I did chase a lot of skirt on SPI. In the mid 90's when the Mexican economy recovered it became a great place, and still is, to meed Mexican chicks with visas. They love going over for the day and if they find out you have a place there, which can become a crash pad for them and their female friends you can get covered up with Mexican pussy from Matamoros.
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What Ever Happened to:
Grand Pollo
XDred
DrDewMan
Noeguera
ElNica
Fantasy
Water Boy
Dougefresh
Curry
Black Sultan
ItsJustBigJim
Fellas, write some reports: International Sex Guide is an interractive venue and your contributions are greatly appreciated!
Ladrillo (Loaf)
I'm still alive and well. My problem is that I no longer work nor live in Nicaragua but have now been transferred to the Philippines (Nicaragua-lite!). I miss my beloved Nicaragua and have not been back in over a year. However, I still stay in touch a couple of times a week with a very close "friend" that lives in Managua. She is one of the most beautiful women in all Nicaragua. A chocolate Caribbean from Bluefields.
Noguera
Managua Mongering Hall of Fame: DrDewman is Inducted
Sometimes those that speak less carry more of a punch and "DrDewman" is such an individual!
DrDewman knows more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman derobes more Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman spends more on Chicas Nicas than I.
DrDewman has more "proof" of success than I.
DrDewman takes mongering more serious than I.
DrDewman has more years of experience than I.
DrDewman has earned the privledge of being inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame and is a verified "superstar."
Despite his inability to speak Spanish, DrDewman scores with the wh*res. DrDewman's techniques have proven to be fail-proof. He may not know the rules of the game, like Donovan McNabb, but DrDewman scores more touchdowns than I, Meat Loaf, have ever experienced.
Congratulations on your induction DrDewman and may you enjoy the fruits of your "hobby."
What an honor to be in the Hall of Fame for Nicaragua.
I take it you enjoyed the pictures I sent you and yes, I do want to post some of those on the site.
After 3 days in Costa Rica those trips are getting shorter and shorter, I will arrive in Managua on Feb. 2nd and spend a whole week there and enjoy and try to stimulate the economy there in Managua and Chinandega this trip.
If anyone else is going to be around that week just let me know by PM and maybe we can met up and hit some of the spots.
thanks Meat Loaf, I do plan to see you very soon.
Drdewman
Dr. Drewman. I will love to hear of your adventures in Chinandega. I used to live in Managua for a couple of years and often went up to Chinandega. I actually enjoyed the town but never found the "hunting" very good. I remember a really fun young lady over in Corinto one night, but never in Chinandega. Can't wait to hear back from you.
I thought that I'd share the prices of various vices in Nicaragua. This information can be used for your general knowledge as you calculate your possible exposure for satifying such vices. These quotes are strictly informative and are "common knowledge."
Cigarettes: 1 pack of 20 is C$ 22; US $1.05; (British American Tobacco products)
Beer: 1 liter is C$ 28; US $1.40; (Tona, Victoria, Brava); The price of beer at the neighborhood store or at the bar / nightclub / brothel is the same.
If you're gonna' drink beer you might as well drink at the brothel.
Rum: ½ liter is C$ 50; US $2.50; (Flor de Cana); This is the price at the neighborhood store. The price at the bar / nightclub / brothel is C$ 150; US $7.50.
Marijuana: 1 pound is US $120; 1 cigarette (tila) is C$ 10; US $0.50
Cocaine: 1 kilo is US $5,000; 1 tila (bump) is C$10; US 0.50
Precriptions: There is a plethora of over-the-counter medicines that within the USA require doctore prescription.
Crack: 1 rock (piedra) is C $10; US $0.50
Prostitutes: 30-minute session is C$ 150; US $7.50
As they say in Nicaragua, "¿Qué más quiere?" (What more do you want?)
Obviously, US $1,000 per month in spending / entertainment goes far!
i thought that i'd share the prices of various vices in nicaragua. this information can be used for your general knowledge as you calculate your possible exposure for satifying such vices. these quotes are strictly informative and are "common knowledge."
cigarettes: 1 pack of 20 is c$ 22; us $1.05; (british american tobacco products)
beer: 1 liter is c$ 28; us $1.40; (tona, victoria, brava); the price of beer at the neighborhood store or at the bar / nightclub / brothel is the same.
if you're gonna' drink beer you might as well drink at the brothel.
rum: ½ liter is c$ 50; us $2.50; (flor de cana); this is the price at the neighborhood store. the price at the bar / nightclub / brothel is c$ 150; us $7.50.
marijuana: 1 pound is us $120; 1 cigarette (tila) is c$ 10; us $0.50
cocaine: 1 kilo is us $5,000; 1 tila (bump) is c$10; us 0.50
precriptions: there is a plethora of over-the-counter medicines that within the usa require doctore prescription.
crack: 1 rock (piedra) is c $10; us $0.50
prostitutes: 30-minute session is c$ 150; us $7.50
as they say in nicaragua, "¿qué más quiere?" (what more do you want?)
obviously, us $1,000 per month in spending / entertainment goes far!
a monger can go to various puteras (stores offering retail / walk-in prostitution) anyday of the week and purchase a prostitute? "i can purchase a new, different, "fresh" piece of p*ssy everyday for us $7.50?" "30 days equals approximately us $220?" that's cheaper than the car note you're barely fulfilling in your attempt to impress woman so you can date them in search of p*ssy. whereas, meat loaf or anyone can walk into a putera and purchase a piece of p*ssy for us $7.50, and go back home to watch sportscenter, in english, after a long day's work.
my fault!
there are no jobs in nicaragua, including no jobs for you. where are you gong to work so that you may survive? food, clothing, shelter; and hopefully entertainment, health, education, and travel as luxuries. therefore, you cann't live here and benefit!
only those individuals that can satisfy a us $60,000 cost of living can benefit. sorry.
in the course of a year, 365 days, a monger could purchase 365 different p*ssies everday after work. total monthly expense us $220.
say it aint so, meat loaf?
"it's so!"
okay, so now you're thinking to yourself that you can at least expereince nicaragua on vacation. wow, 7 days of vacation. wow, sign me up. joke, joke.
7 days versus 365 days. you can't even get your d*ck wet properly in 7 days. lets so you do vacation here and monger with 7 girls over the 7 days, then return to home your home country and job. that's where your job is to survive: that's the only way you can survive is to "slave" at the job for survival with luxuries. you can't meet the us $60,000 cost of living to experience the 365 different p*ssies! there's nothing wrong wit that. i'm simply informing you of the daily life available- 365 different p*ssies- if you could satisfy us $60,000 per year cost of living. and i'm not "bragging" or saying that us $60,000 is a lot or even required, but security concerns are real and mandatory for survival / cost of living in nicarauga with us $60,000. you could actually survive in nicaragua for approximately us $1,000 sin procupes. rent, it, food, daily mongering, entertainment, etcetera.
meat loaf has given away the store: meat loaf has revealed all about managua. do i work for the nicaraguan board of tourism? no, but the "bullsh*t" of nicaragua which makes / creates this environment will mentally defeat you! the "ghetto" will overwhelm you. "ghetto?" there are nice places in nicaragua to live, yes, but your neighbors are not at your level. your neighbors are not at your level even for us $1,000.
in nicaragua, to experience daily mongering- 365 "fresh" p*ssies per year- you will be surrounded, bombarded, drowned by people who are not at your us $1,000 level. who will you talk to the other 23.5 hours per day?
it is that stament above that will defeat and prevent you from relocating.
sure, you may visit for 7 days, but you can't do 365 "fresh p*ssies per year.
some men can!
a man must be a dedicated monger to torture yourself in this location!
retirement? extended vacation? business expansion? sure, that may a "reason" to attempt the relocation / experience, but not possible!
retirement: who will you talk to that is in your peer group? i sure hope that you can speak spanish already: without the ability to speak spanish, your possibility of meeting someone in your peer group is severly low and limited. how much will your cost of living be? us $1,000? us $3,000? us $5,000 per month? and we still need to discuss how the "ghetto will take you over."
extended vacation? ok. revolving visits, stay, etcetera is a viable option. 3-month, 6-month tours is appropriate. this is what "xdred" is doing and he's reaping all of the rewards and benefits of a daily resident, with years of residency. i meat loaf am the latter.
business expansion: don't waste your time or money! there is a reason this country, nicaragua, has no economy. only haiti is worse! don't try and re-invent the wheel: go to costa rica, panama, mexico, etcetera. a country will infrustructure and an economy. it's too hard to conduct business when there is nobody else to conduct business. it takes too people to make a business transaction and the other person is absent! you're present, but they are nowhere to be found. where are they? they and the rest of world are not here. this is not a country where people conduct business. in nicaragua, people survive!
therefore, don't waste your time trying to "pull the sleigh" like a huskie in alaska. if you do try, what's your ror (rate of return?) investments like the new us $4 million call center from texas is one; or the denim plant from south carolina that investment us $100 million is another. or do you want something smaller?
in conclusion, if one wanted to experience all that has been written in meat loaf posts, i suggest the 3-month tours.
Your first night in Managua will be filled with the echo of whistles while you sleep. "Chirp," "chirp," "chirp" will fill the air: Every neighborhood and every block has vigilancia (security guards.)
How it works:
Since nobody has a job, you'll find "gente" (somebody; anybody) littering the streets. Gente loitering everywhere. Gente observing all that transpirers before their eyes. Gente gossipping about who and what they see before their eyes. Gente. Since no resident really knows who, when, and where un ladron (theif,) which is gente (somebody,) will attempt to steal from you, the vigilancia exist.
Who are gente? Gente are people. You are el gente (somebody.) Soy el gente (I'm somebody.) International Sex Guide attracts gente.
The vigilancia patrol your neighborhood on foot, bicycle, and motorcycle. The vigilancia carries a machete and / or gun and radio / telephone ommunication. The vigilancia too is gente (somebody.)
Who is the vigilancia? The vigilancia either is gente (somebody) or an employee of a security firm being paid US $200 per month to patrol. Like the USA, the security guard industry is booming / thriving and a major industry for growth. Like the USA, everyone is crime-obsessed except the difference is: USA crime is for material items, while Nicaraguan crime is for SURVIVAL and GREED for material items. (I've discussed this theme in previous posts.)
Who pays the vigilancia? Gente (somebody.) Does the vigilancia observe the place you rest your head at night? Yes. Who's paying him since you aren't? Gente (somebody.) If you choose, you too can pay the vigilancia?
Since he, the vigilancia, is unemployeed, his job is to walk around the neighborhood with the intention of gente (somebody) paying him. It can be thought of as panhandling or extortion. Let's explore.
He's loitering in hopes gente (somebody) gives him money for watching over the neighborhood. For gente (somebody) paying him it's security and comfort hearing "the whistle song." For the vigilancia, he would sitting around at home if he weren't loitering / patroling your neighborhood.
Or you can think of it as extortion: If you don't want any playto (bullsh*t) or crime / theft / ladron to invade your neighborhood, pay-up.
Either way, gente (somebody) patrols and gente (somebody) pays.
While you sleep at you home or hotel, the vigilancia is patroling your block blowing his whistle as if a referree for this Sunday's victory by the Phoenix Cardinals. (Miracles can happen and it's already a miracle that the Phoenix Cardinals have made it this far. ¿De acuerdo? (Agreed.)
Continuously, all night long, the whistle is blown. All night. Does it disturb? No. It soon becomes a governor on your time: You soon learn what time of night it is based on the whistle sound. The noice level of the street will amplify or drownd the sound of the whistle. From sundown until sun-up, the vigilancia protects your neigborhood. And possibly during the day too. Who's paying the security gaurd? Somebody (gente.)
"Chirp," "chirp," chirp" echoes Managua at 0518 hours. But now the roosters are talking: "The Nicaraguan Alarm Clock", el gallito (the rooster.)
"The Whistle Song" is Managua every night, in every neighborhood, para siempre (forever!)
Socrates69
01-30-09, 15:54
Some comments re sg: In researching nicaragua, I read some chatter that sgs provide poor service and are known to steal when possible. From my experience, they seem to be great bang for your buck. I received great service, in fact had one of the longest bjs of my life from a sg.
Cruised in taxi, and got numbers of all the attractive sgs, then would call them over to my hotel. Asked the front desk if he recognized the girls and his thoughts prior to him unlocking the hotel door to let them in. Took precautions beforehand to avoid theft like locking my luggage, etc.
One thing I found interesting, the hotel manager requested that I flush any used condom down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. Who has condoms?
I'm glad to see other International Sex Guide members writing reports. Remember, this is not the Meat Loaf Blog, but an interactive forumn.
Keep it up and you "lurkers," pop your cherry by writing a report!
Hey Gringos,
I was browsing through a friend's Lonely Planet Guide to Nicaragua and even they had it written that Managua has a "thriving" P4P market.
When are you purchasing your ticket? Or are you going to continue shaking your sausage to internet photos and Meat Loaf stories?
Grow a pair; board the plane; PM Meat Loaf upon arrival; Monger Managua with the aspiration of entering the "Hall of Fame" like "DrDewman; and return back to the keyboard with lifelong memories and some material to post on International Sex Guide.
Floyd Dylan
02-06-09, 22:13
I was in Managua a month ago, and on the recommendation of postings here, visted several places. Here is what I found:
1) I started at Soy y Luna. This is the supposed massage parlor, located 1 block south of Tica Bus. It was about 10pm on Christmas eve. First, the front door was locked, so they motioned me around to the side. I go in through a kitchen where mom and pop are making food (! ) Weird, I think. There is a small homemade bar with one bored chick sitting at it, a tv on, and that's it. Pop brings me a beer, and I try chatting with the girl, but she is sooo bored. Then pop comes in, sits at the bar, and starts eating his dinner. Then mom comes in and sits on the couch. Not a very sexy environment! They were not welcoming, didn't tell me anything, etc. Then a group of guys shows up and before he lets them in, pop asks me if I'm going to take the girl. Um, no. I leave this strange place.
2) Taxi to Good Times. This is a medium-scale strip club. Meaning, not high-end, not grungy either. It was crowded and fun, nice relaxed atmosphere. Their stripper pole comes down from the second floor, the girls enter like firemen down the pole. They were in the 7-8 range. (But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )
Entrance was C30, drink for a girl was C80. One hot girl approached me and we chatted for a while. She quoted C600 for an hour to go to a private room and fuck. That sounded pretty expensive to me, so I said how about half an hour? She wouldn't do it, which I thought was odd. Didn't seem like I was going to get much action there, so I moved on.
3) By this point I'm pretty horny, so fuck it I say, I'll try Diamonds. You guys said it was upscale, but I had no idea. As soon as I walked in, there were hot chicks all over me. Two of them planted me on a banquette and immediately started rubbing themselves all over me while the waiter got me a drink. These girls were hot. Taking my hands and putting them in places where the sun don't shine. It's a strip club with a couple of stages, but I didn't see much of the action since I was off to the side with these two.
Cover charge is $5. Drinks for you are fairly cheap. $3 range. Drinks for girls, however, are $16! I wanted to take these two upstairs and have a three-way, but get this. The guy told me it would be $180 for one hour (including a bottle of wine for the girls). Damn, I could live on a week down here for that kind of money! I tried to talk him down (one girl, etc.) but he said that was the cheapest he could go. Huh. The girls said if I bought them drinks and tipped them, they would do as much as they could on the banquette. Which they did. I fingered them, and one of them was such a good grinder/lap dancer that I came in my pants! (He says sheepishly. It rarely happens, but when the girl is that good, it's hard to avoid! ) Overall this is a nice place, friendly staff, the head people speak English. I'm glad I didn't have my credit card on me, otherwise little head would have gotten me in trouble.
4) At this point I'm still horny since I still haven't actually fucked. So I cab it to The Fenix. This is a slightly dumpy *****house, but all the same I liked it. No cover, drinks for me are C20, drinks for girls C80. There is a big main room with a long bar and couches where you hang out and see who looks good. Most of the chicas were overweight and not that attractive, but then one skinny nice looking one came around, Camila. I paid C200 for 1/2 hour, we go to a slightly skanky room and go to town. She wouldn't do BBBJ, ok. But she was passionate and we had a fun time.
Happy Mongering!
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If you love, like I do, easy success and basic b*tches, then Nicaragua is for you! There seems to be an unlimited amount of basic b*tches in Nicaragua.
Basic B*tches: (1) elementary and junior high school education, (2) simple conversation, (3) fat (obese,) (4) stomachs / "guts" the size of sumo wrestlers, and (5) domestic skills. Anything beyond the above is "expecting too much"
Chicas Nicas have more "gut" than butt!
Socrates69
02-09-09, 08:46
1) I started at Soy y Luna. Then a group of guys shows up and before he lets them in, pop asks me if I'm going to take the girl. Um, no. I leave this strange place.
2) Taxi to Good Times. This is a medium-scale strip club. Meaning, not high-end, not grungy either. She quoted C600 for an hour to go to a private room and fuck.
3) I'll try Diamonds.
4) Fenix. This is a slightly dumpy *****house, but all the same I liked it. I paid C200 for 1/2 hour, we go to a slightly skanky room and go to town. She wouldn't do BBBJ, ok. But she was passionate and we had a fun time.
Happy Mongering!
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.I had about the same experience at soy y luna except 3 fat lazy chicas. I went late so no mom or pop.
Glad you didn't pay the 600c gringo pricing at good times.
Might have to try diamonds next time i'm done there.
Fenix. What's nice about this place is that it's open 24h. Stopped off there there on my way to the airport early one morning. Most girls are fat there, I agree.
Should have tried the sg scene. The ones I had were real performers. Of course, take precaution like you would with any sg anywhere.
(But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )
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Floyd Dylan: Pink Bob.
Eating rice for lunch and dinner everyday of your life; eating beans for lunch and dinner everyday of your life; eating rice and beans everyday for breakfast; eating rice that's fried; eating a sh*tload of bread everyday; eating fried doe everyday; drinking soda; drinking beer; etcetera.
If you lived like we, Nicaraguans, live everday, you too would have a "kangaroo pouch" too. I, Meat Loaf, have a panza- panzuco- and look five months pregnant!
Every Chica Nica has a gutt! Every Hombe Nica is a fat-a*s with a huge belly! If not, he's poor. (live here, live like the community, learn the society.)
Hope that helps Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan.
I was in Managua a month ago, and on the recommendation of postings here, visted several places. Here is what I found:
1) I started at Soy y Luna. This is the supposed massage parlor, located 1 block south of Tica Bus. It was about 10pm on Christmas eve. First, the front door was locked, so they motioned me around to the side. I go in through a kitchen where mom and pop are making food (! ) Weird, I think. There is a small homemade bar with one bored chick sitting at it, a tv on, and that's it. Pop brings me a beer, and I try chatting with the girl, but she is sooo bored. Then pop comes in, sits at the bar, and starts eating his dinner. Then mom comes in and sits on the couch. Not a very sexy environment! They were not welcoming, didn't tell me anything, etc. Then a group of guys shows up and before he lets them in, pop asks me if I'm going to take the girl. Um, no. I leave this strange place.
2) Taxi to Good Times. This is a medium-scale strip club. Meaning, not high-end, not grungy either. It was crowded and fun, nice relaxed atmosphere. Their stripper pole comes down from the second floor, the girls enter like firemen down the pole. They were in the 7-8 range. (But tell me, why do so many Central American chicas look like they're pregnant even when they're not? ! )
Entrance was C30, drink for a girl was C80. One hot girl approached me and we chatted for a while. She quoted C600 for an hour to go to a private room and fuck. That sounded pretty expensive to me, so I said how about half an hour? She wouldn't do it, which I thought was odd. Didn't seem like I was going to get much action there, so I moved on.
3) By this point I'm pretty horny, so fuck it I say, I'll try Diamonds. You guys said it was upscale, but I had no idea. As soon as I walked in, there were hot chicks all over me. Two of them planted me on a banquette and immediately started rubbing themselves all over me while the waiter got me a drink. These girls were hot. Taking my hands and putting them in places where the sun don't shine. It's a strip club with a couple of stages, but I didn't see much of the action since I was off to the side with these two.
Cover charge is $5. Drinks for you are fairly cheap. $3 range. Drinks for girls, however, are $16! I wanted to take these two upstairs and have a three-way, but get this. The guy told me it would be $180 for one hour (including a bottle of wine for the girls). Damn, I could live on a week down here for that kind of money! I tried to talk him down (one girl, etc.) but he said that was the cheapest he could go. Huh. The girls said if I bought them drinks and tipped them, they would do as much as they could on the banquette. Which they did. I fingered them, and one of them was such a good grinder/lap dancer that I came in my pants! (He says sheepishly. It rarely happens, but when the girl is that good, it's hard to avoid! ) Overall this is a nice place, friendly staff, the head people speak English. I'm glad I didn't have my credit card on me, otherwise little head would have gotten me in trouble.
4) At this point I'm still horny since I still haven't actually fucked. So I cab it to The Fenix. This is a slightly dumpy *****house, but all the same I liked it. No cover, drinks for me are C20, drinks for girls C80. There is a big main room with a long bar and couches where you hang out and see who looks good. Most of the chicas were overweight and not that attractive, but then one skinny nice looking one came around, Camila. I paid C200 for 1/2 hour, we go to a slightly skanky room and go to town. She wouldn't do BBBJ, ok. But she was passionate and we had a fun time.
Happy Mongering!
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Floyd Dylan's report summarizes Managua! And "Diamonds" is for International tourists or "business people" maintaining a "standard" for prostitutes. I f*ck the same b*tches for US $7.50.
But again, I'm Meat Loaf and you are who?
Great Report Floyd Dylan.
I had about the same experience at soy y luna except 3 fat lazy chicas. I went late so no mom or pop.
Glad you didn't pay the 600c gringo pricing at good times.
Might have to try diamonds next time i'm done there.
Fenix. What's nice about this place is that it's open 24h. Stopped off there there on my way to the airport early one morning. Most girls are fat there, I agree.
Should have tried the sg scene. The ones I had were real performers. Of course, take precaution like you would with any sg anywhere.
Good Times does not charge "Gringo Pricing." They charge that price regardless of citizenship. In fact, we're tired of seeing Gringos at this local strip club!
Next time you need to PM Meat Loaf for the real deal Socarates. With a name like that, I know you're smart enought to PM Meat Loaf, but then again, you didn't PM last time, so maybe the name is fraudulent.
Just writing "BS" 'cause I'm a "BS-type" of guy.
Thanks for the report!
Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 03:40
What Ever Happened to:
Grand Pollo
Fellas, write some reports: International Sex Guide is an interractive venue and your contributions are greatly appreciated!
Sorry Loaf, or Meat. This has become a one man show and is tiresome. I see they did a separate area yet all you do is post everywhere about everything and see to be unhappy with others. I am still in Managua each month but have found different opportunities and rarely look for monger hangouts anyway.
Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 03:46
I've received PMs from ISG Senior Members who have inquired about the best places to find / meet available ladies for long-term relationships.
Computer usage in Nicaragua is extremely limited so forget about finding her on a computer. This includes www.amigos.com: .
Actually for a while I had about a dozen on the go in Amigos. The trick is a) write well (spelling is not a huge issue as Nica girls spelling is truly horrible and worsens with their sending SMS messages by cell) and b) carpet bombing anyone that looks OK.
I wrote a good introduction and sent out maybe 300 identical messages over a few days (too few days they think you are spamming, which you are), and got maybe 30 decent responses and met about 12 girls some of which were pretty good.
There is cheap and nearly limitless internet access, cafe's etc., all over the place so I don't know what you mean about limited. Maybe delayed but not hard to find or expensive.
Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 03:47
Other ISG Senior Members suggested that I reveal locations so here is one:
Address: Carretera Norte, Enebas, 1 cuadra abajo, mano izquierda.
Daily, between 2- 5 "crackhead-type" wh*res can be found sitting / standing on the street corner. They look really dingy and intoxicated: Chipped nail polish, mis-matched shoes, dirty toe nails, and other "tell tale" signs of street life are present. Their chosen location for turning tricks appears to be within the condemed they loiter near. Within walking distance are "flop houses" for the wh*res to earn their botella del leched (bottle of milk.)
This location is only two (2) blocks removed from el Mercado Oriental.
I josh about Meat Loaf but he is 100% correct on this stretch of road. These girls can probably be paid for with the glue they buy with the small amount they charge.
Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 03:52
Meatloaf,
What I have figured out with the Nica's is that I don't let them "nickel and dime" me to death. I would rather pay for a decent meal at a moderately priced resturant and have them invite a few people they will get points for feeding (sisters, mother, father, children) and have it be one larger bill than have them make me go to the supermarket on my way to their place, have me take them to Metrocentro or Gallerias, pick up some beer, etc, etc. In essense I do not put myself in a position to be in a place with them where they can start possibly getting me to buy them things. The Gringo Gentleman in me takes over during these times even if they do not ask for something I find myself volunteering, so I just avoid the temptation.
Sometimes I take them out with me to the Casino and I tell them that if I win I will give them some and if I lose they get squat. At least when I take them to the casino they get free drinks and I give them $30, $40 and up to $50 to play and I can monitor them playing and I would say about 60% of the time we come out ahead and I end up putting $20 to $50 in their pockets and am out nothing on drinks. They like that, it makes them feel like a big wheel as they don't have the money to go to a casino on their own.
Texan, one of the best reports and useful information about this place in quite a while. Good Spanish and appearance really gets you far. My driver and I , no Brad Pitts by any means have been quite successful in this type of approach with girls from 18-30.
Frankly the fact we are neat, sober, pleasant, flattering and reasonably generous makes us stand out certainly amongst their usual circle of deadbeat drunk wife beater types without 2 pesos to rub together.
Grand Pollo
02-10-09, 03:54
Some updates on some clubs and the street scene
C. Masaya had a couple of cuties. Asking 200c/1-2h. Seems negotiable.
C. Norte. Nada but it was late.
Will someone provide a link to the dangers associated with street girls. The ones on c. Masaya seem fine to me.
They are not. Plain and simple. You can take the chance but don't suggest others do the same, especially visitors and first timers.
Socrates69
02-10-09, 04:51
Good Times does not charge "Gringo Pricing." They charge that price regardless of citizenship.The reason I mention gringo pricing at GT is because the bouncer out front warned me that there are some girls that quote higher prices for gringos which seem to go with the price quotes I received which ranged from 400-800c while reports here state an even lower rate as standard.
They are not. Plain and simple. You can take the chance but don't suggest others do the same, especially visitors and first timers.You're 100% right. My experience in MGA was extremely limited so I might have just gotten lucky. Do you think it's more dangerous that picking up a SG in the states where you have to be mindful of law enforcement, gorilla pimps, and any weapon or drugs the lady has on her, not to mention the potential of theft, overdose, poor hygiene and stds.
hey, Ill be in managua from friday till sunday, anyone around there, ill be playing at club moods, drinks on me!!! leave pm
hey, Ill be in managua from friday till sunday, anyone around there, ill be playing at club moods, drinks on me!!! leave pm
If I didn't know better, GuantMan, I would think you're referring to the Club Moods in Marbella, Panama City, and not the Club Moods near Carretera Masaya, Managua.
Are you the owner 'cause you love Club Moods?
I'll PM you.
meat loaf delivers yet another shocker concerning nicaragua. in this volume, the self-appointed don of the streets, universally recognized capo breaks bread with international sex guide.
1. venus. directions: polanco, media cuadra a lago. exremely classy ambiance. in fact, they remodeled the place with 6 meses. why, they never have any customers? 10 non-money making strippers lounge around. always empty. bring your own cds. you might get shot or stabbed when entering or leaving the club, but that's the price for this location. sexy girls. us $50 for the wet stuff.
2. vale todo. directions: monsenor lezcano. same as above, but us $100.
3. diamonds. directions: in front of metrocentro mall. bring your wallet. us $150 for the pink triangle. tourists or people who want seclusion visit this lugar (place.) obviously, they price 99% of the population from participating. nothing more needs to be said exvept i f*ck these girls for us $7.50 and after three payments, i start getting paid from them. 'o yes i do! when you deliver orgasms like the usps (rain, snow, sleet, or ice,) you're job is done! if you don't have meat loaf, rent one. fantastic plastic can substitute, or you better call tyrone. she probably has his number on speed dial. excellent location.
4. good times. directions: vecino del salvadoreno #2. excellent management! i'm extremely impressed with what has developed here within two years. very impressed. great ambiance, good variety of music, jovial crowd and employees, and respect. comida nica vale c$50. cerveza bien fria vale c$25. air conditioning. 24 hours. rooms with mirrors and air conditioning. hooker-access vale c$500, media hora. lounge chairs, sofas, tables, and chairs, extended bar, una terraza (patio,) carpeted stage, vip area vale us $200. yes, us $200. it's worth it! if you don't want to purhcase vip, don't. almost 100% of the girls are skinny: the us-white model type. they're latina, but with skinny asses. the word is slender! i'd f*ck them and you would too. correction: i do f*ck and you read about it. worse yet, choke your chicken after reading meat loaf posts. get off the couch, executive desk, or palm pilor, and visit for yourself. almost always crowded, 24 hours per day. strippers dance 24 hours per day.
*i recognize good times as a "top-flight" location strictly based upon management. this is not my atmosphere, but when i visit, it's a great experience.*
5. casa grande. directions: barrio campo bruce, rotonda cristo rey (aka fenix / cristo rey hotel,) 3 cuadras abajo, turn right and travel 5 blocks a lago, around there somewhere. (these are directions / addresses in nicaragua.) for taxi drivers that take foreigners they are given a c$100 propina. big money para nada. so they are obviously taki extranjeros, but i'm local so i roll pinche. always empty with zero customers and five hookers.
* come visit the "heart of central america" and experience for yourself, the "top 5 mongering managua locations." who knows, you just might get some a*s. then again, we're discussing you and we both know that actually getting a*s is your fantasy 'cause your reality is 100% manual..catch a flight, get laid!*
Just wanted to add my 2 cents on Good Time, they do actually run 24 hours a day now. In the past I have gone during the day and they have have to wake the girls up and I never saw one dance during the day.
Things have changed for the better there and up until this trip I have never been charged an admission price. I guess they figures they would get me inside. I only pay the C500 for a girl there and they really have some great talent these days.
Meat Loaf I know you know our mutual friend is working there now, Massiel and she was the star of the night last week. Of course she was showing me her carpet burns the next night in the room from sliding across the stage. That little one can work a crowd, and what a body.
I will post a few pictures on the next post, tomorrow and I have never had a stripper pass out with me before but one did. She had been drinking pretty heavy with some locals at the table next to us and then by the time she danced and we went to the room she was gone. No I did not ask for a refund I tried waking her up several times took some great shots of her and then got dressed and left the room. I never did see her come back out and I don't remember her name either.
That is quite a shock to walk into a stip joint in a foreing country no less and have someone holler your name out. I think Massiel was just as shocked to see me there as I was shocked to see her.
Just wanted to add my 2 cents on Good Time, they do actually run 24 hours a day now. In the past I have gone during the day and they have have to wake the girls up and I never saw one dance during the day.
Things have changed for the better there and up until this trip I have never been charged an admission price. I guess they figures they would get me inside. I only pay the C500 for a girl there and they really have some great talent these days.
Meat Loaf I know you know our mutual friend is working there now, Massiel and she was the star of the night last week. Of course she was showing me her carpet burns the next night in the room from sliding across the stage. That little one can work a crowd, and what a body.
I will post a few pictures on the next post, tomorrow and I have never had a stripper pass out with me before but one did. She had been drinking pretty heavy with some locals at the table next to us and then by the time she danced and we went to the room she was gone. No I did not ask for a refund I tried waking her up several times took some great shots of her and then got dressed and left the room. I never did see her come back out and I don't remember her name either.
That is quite a shock to walk into a stip joint in a foreing country no less and have someone holler your name out. I think Massiel was just as shocked to see me there as I was shocked to see her.
This is reason DrDewman is in the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
Yeah, she did the same name shouting of me too. Repeatedly for the entire afternoon. Sure it adds to my popularity among the guys, but everyone already knows "I'm paid in full!" I wish she would shut the f*ck up!
Your girl, 19 year old, is just a few months away from making pornos. You should film her first movie.
Great body? I don't like the skinny-type, but she has some fat-ass p*ssy lips. She showed me one day.
Good Times does charge, and has for about 1-year, an entrance fee of C$100 during prime-time.
Sorry about not mongering with you: I'm tired of this bullsh*t.
You do know that most of these girls don't get that many p*ssy sales. Nica Guys don't have any money so all they can do is look, and travel from brothel to brothel looking. The strippers make more drinking than f*cking at all of the Top 5 Mongering Managua locations.
Jackson,
You operate a high-quality site on International Sex Guide.
My experience with ISG has been a good one, except for that brief period of censorship. Fortunately, we found each other's boundaries.
Thanks for the personal e-mail Jackson: Again, it showed how quality customer service is #1.
With over 200,000 members, International Sex Guide is the source for sexual relations internationally.
Non-Senior Members, pay Jackson his US $20 per annum and receive the full-benefits of what I scribe, Jackson manages, and all enjoy.
Thanks Jackson.
Meat Loaf
I know the place can be hit or miss and I have almost always found some great talent there. The last trip was no exception. I did go on Monday morning 2-2-09 as I had spent the night at the Tica Bus hotel snd they were no girls yet.
I came back late in the afternoon and they had 4 hot girls, no joke! Well it was almost 5pm and I had done 2 girls over at Ladies a little earlier so I was not up to the task. Oh yes and they were all University students. I made a couple appointments for Tuesday morning and left for the day.
My 9am was not there and then the other hottie at 10am did was late, so I took another young lady who at the time was staying there and was ready to go to the room. She was excellent and provided a great service and I did see her again on Wednesday morning, her name is Marsella. By Friday she was gone, just was not what she wanted to do.
On Friday there was another brand new girl from El Savador, very petite and nice looking as well. My buddy Ryan went with her and had a great time.
As with most of the places the girls come and go quite often and you can find good talent there if you visit often enough.
I am letting everyone know that I just received an email form Nicole who actually owns the place and Mom and Dad run it for her, that she is closing it down on February 28th. I am sure that the girls will turn up again at some other place, so if you want to give it a go, and your in town swing by and check out the talent.
Nica Bound
02-21-09, 04:07
sorry loaf, or meat. this has become a one man show and is tiresome. i see they did a separate area yet all you do is post everywhere about everything and see to be unhappy with others. i am still in managua each month but have found different opportunities and rarely look for monger hangouts anyway.could not agree with gp more. beyond tiresome actually. jackson says to "just use the ignore button", which i have done. the rude rantings and ravings and denigrating comments about nicaraguan women are completely out of place. this country has been politically and economically raped for many decades. almost always by north americans. enough.
could not agree with gp more. beyond tiresome actually. jackson says to "just use the ignore button", which i have done. the rude rantings and ravings and denigrating comments about nicaraguan women are completely out of place. this country has been politically and economically raped for many decades. almost always by north americans. enough.
nica bound / el nica,
build-up your post count with something of value. don't try to eat at the "grown-up table, son."
Nica Bound
02-21-09, 17:17
Meaty,
Do not make the ignorant mistake of equating my level of experiences in Nicaragua to some number of mindless postings by yourself.
No one keeps score based on your psychotic ramblings.
Meaty,
Do not make the ignorant mistake of equating my level of experiences in Nicaragua to some number of mindless postings by yourself.
No one keeps score based on your psychotic ramblings.
Nica Bound,
I'm all smiles as I write this question: Why did you and do you PM so frequently for years 2008 & 2009? Do you only want to communicate with me in a 1-on-1 format: "Keeping it on the down low?" Come into the light! It's safe! 1-on-1 you write such different words, but in public you change your face. I'm seeing so many character traits of the submersive perversion you call "your personality." ¡Qué Horror!
Nica Bound
02-21-09, 19:09
See that forum category that says "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua"? That's yours.
Stay in there. DAMN, got to get Jackson to fix the ignore button again.
On my most recent trip I took the advice of Stevewxly and went to the mall for a cell phone service. I already had an unlocked cell phone so I did not need to purchase a phone only a SIM card for $8. 00 and then buy some minutes.
I had the lady at the Claro booth call the number just to be sure I was all set before I left the mall. They also have Moviestar phone service, but either one will do just fine.
It came in very handy as I do have several regular girls that did call me and I was able to call them and set up appointments for them to come by the hotel.
The minutes come in blocks of $20. 00 which is 60 minutes which lasted me pretty much all week.
Just wanted to pass this on as it was a great added benefit to life in Managua.
Drdewman
could not agree with gp more. beyond tiresome actually. jackson says to "just use the ignore button", which i have done. the rude rantings and ravings and denigrating comments about nicaraguan women are completely out of place. this country has been politically and economically raped for many decades. almost always by north americans. enough.yeah right. after living here day in and day out for over 2 years and traveling down here repeatedly for another 2 before that i can without doubt say that the us bears a minimal, and i mean minimal, portion of responsibility for any of nicaraguas problems.
this is one of the most dysfucntional societies that you will come across and the small middle and our upper class is lazy beyond belief. there is no education worth a shit and on top of that nobody seems to care that there isn't.
it is an easy deal to blame the us for everything, hell sometimes i do it. but after seeing this goat rope and reading about it extensively, the us has basically done nothing but try and help the situation.
Nica Bound
02-22-09, 22:17
Hey Tex!
Spent more than a decade in that great state of Texas myself.
Not even referring to what is going on now or in past 2 or 3 years. How about the past century in Nicaragua, that is what has made that country the shambles it currently enjoys. 50 years of a hardcore Somoza dictatorship fully supported by every US president and all US administrations, thousands of millions of dollars illegally sent to Nica to fight against the democratic revolution, the illegal mining of the only commercial Pacific port city by US warships, Iran-Contragate, invasion by US Marines on more than one occasion, soaring American demand for cocaine to be routed directly thru Central America.
Yeah, the country is f. Up and yeah, the US has royally helped get it there. History don't lie.
Yeah right. After living here day in and day out for over 2 years and traveling down here repeatedly for another 2 before that I can without doubt say that the US bears a minimal, and I mean minimal, portion of responsibility for any of Nicaraguas problems.
This is one of the most dysfucntional societies that you will come across and the small middle and our upper class is lazy beyond belief. There is no education worth a shit and on top of that nobody seems to care that there isn't.
It is an easy deal to blame the US for everything, hell sometimes I do it. But after seeing this goat rope and reading about it extensively, the US has basically done nothing but try and help the situation.
Hey Tex!
Spent more than a decade in that great state of Texas myself.
Not even referring to what is going on now or in past 2 or 3 years. How about the past century in Nicaragua, that is what has made that country the shambles it currently enjoys. 50 years of a hardcore Somoza dictatorship fully supported by every US president and all US administrations, thousands of millions of dollars illegally sent to Nica to fight against the democratic revolution, the illegal mining of the only commercial Pacific port city by US warships, Iran-Contragate, invasion by US Marines on more than one occasion, soaring American demand for cocaine to be routed directly thru Central America.
Yeah, the country is f. Up and yeah, the US has royally helped get it there. History don't lie.
You are Both Correct!
"TJ Texan" knows Nicaragua! Anyone that has spent over 1 year in-country earns my respect, especially if they work amongst the populace. Foreign government employees exempt.
How long havae you lived in Nicaragua "Nica Bound?" You are a newbie and we have yet gotten to know your story. Tell us more about yourself, please.
(I always like to remind "newcombers" that my very first post revealed over 50 brothel locations and served as my investment into the International Sex Guide community.)
I agree with Nica Bound that history does not lie! You've read my previous post on the history obviously.
I agree with TJ Texan: They don't care about education whatsoever! How can you when you need to eat to survive? Actually, they f*ck themselves-up early in life by having children at age 15, empregnated by twenty and thirty-year olds or worse another teenager. TJ Texan knows the true society and not history class. They have 0% shame in producing bastard children! They think that it's a sign of maturity (adulthood.) Worse, it gives them an excuse to sit around at home all day under the guise of "parenting." It also gives them a second excuse to create zero effort in the area of anything.
The worse cultural trait Nicaraguans have is- "Mantener (who's taking care of you financially?) This mentality / reality exist within every household and is their reality up and through the forties. A child will be almost 40 years old and still live at home with mommie and grannie and their child and their child's child and still believe this is acceptable. But in Nicaragua it's not about acceptability, because anything and everything is acceptible, but it's about, "Y?" ¿Entonces? (And so what. So?)
Develop Your Own Country:
This point has and is not discussed in world immigration circles, but needs to be. And the topic is for "immigrants" to stay in their own country. What I'm say is:
The "talent" or "aspirant" always want to flock to the U.S.A. for their "shot" at success. (This is especially prevalent and detrimental in Mexico.) The "talent" flight drains their "home-country" of the leadership and innovation necessary to build society in the short-term and long-term. For the most part, all of Latin America is the same: Once you cross the Rio Grande River, Texas, North America, and travel south, it's all the same: Unemployment and under-employment approaching 40% and thier only vision for success is to have someone send money from the U.S.A. (mantener.)
Fleeing to the U.S.A. for employement is not the clave! Instead, create and innovate within your home country. They never do! They always want to benefit from someone else's risk, sweat, and vision. They never want to invest in their mental capacity. Their investment in their physical capacity is all they have (ie. Nicaragua marketing internationally their abundance of "available human capital" or the Mexican government encouraging their citizens to travel to the U.S.A. if they want a job.) In the case of most of these countries, but especially true in Mexico: We're, the government, are not going to invest in infrastructure for your benefit, just go away! Go to the U.S.A. 'cause investing in infrastructure and you cost me money whereas you can go to the U.S.A., earn money, send back to Mexico, and I'll still benefit from the local commercial activity of your remittance. This is Mexico - U.S.A. relations!
So what remains within the home country is a talent shortage, lack of creativty, and zero innovation. It's always been true, for the most part, that those people whom choose to migrate to another country are usually failures in their home country! U.S.A. immigration WWI, WWII, Mexico (and I say this becuase most of the "immigrants" are dislocated farmers,) etcetera. This is the story of history and not ethnic-specific.
So develop your home country and stop running to mine unless you bring innovation.
This may be the "true / real" reason for a country's failure and not U.S.A. trade policies. Hell, the world has 224 countries to trade: Innovate.
It's been a while since I posted some of my sexual experiences so here is a recap of the past week: ('Oh, my God, if Meat Loaf gets ass like I get grief from the wife, he must smell like vagina and spends more time inside of vagina than a tampon. Yes, you are correct!)
Placa Fanatica{/B]
I was hanging out at the spot and one hooker asked another hooker if I had banged her. She replied, "no." I chimed in that when I stroke it is for a full-hour. The late-twenty year old woman was shocked. She was shocked and repeated, "una hora completa." Obviously, she's never been f*cked for una hora completa!
She looks f*ckable: You'd f*ck her. She has hairy legs with two tattoos, she has la vida loca tattoo on her hand, another tatoo on her shoulder, and who knows what other surprises she conceales. We have not f*cked yet, but she has and will be thinking / anticipating my performance. And you better believe when I do bust her hymen, she'll be 100% in participation.
I like to marinade the p*ssy before I f*ck women. This helps ensure better performance. We discussed sex-employee duties and salary, but I don't feel like paying her US $75 per week for unlimited sex, 8 hours per day, including maid service, 5 days per week. Yeah, I'm pinche (cheap.)
[B]La Chichona
She has two midgets sitting upon her chest that she calls titties!
Her hair is so cute and curly like a Puerto Rican or Cuban mami.
Her gutt is the size of 4x4, but we're in Nicaragua so that's expected.
She has yet to taste the Meat Loaf I'm cooking, but constantly tells the other girls that she heard, "I'm packing the real deal."
Snow White
I'm on the hunt for white girls! Lock-up your wives, grandmothers, daughters, sisters, nieces, and any and all female family members and associates 'casuse I'm on the prowl. In Nicaragua, I would guestimate that some 40% of the population is white-skinned Latin-style.
So she was looking available and I rented the p*ssy.
She had hairy armpits which is cool as a novelty. She had a hairy p*ssy which is required by me. She had milky-white skin like a Scandanavian. And those women are goergous.
My sexual performance was weak, but that's okay. I didn't like the b*tch 'cause she started going psycho.
That's it. That was my Friday. Who did you do?
Nica:
I can understand and appreciate your thoughts, what you are referring to is the result and the appearance. Lets get to the root cause. Spain.
What do all the places between Brownsville and Buenos Aires (except for Belize) have in common? You got it, Spanish colonialism. These countries are basically based on the Spanish "Economienda" which was set up for colonial rule, no amount of revolutions, coup's, or anything else has enlightend these countries away from that type of government, which obviously does not work and is not representative. Please tell me how the US has caused this?
In getting down to brass tacks, as long as any of these countries do not have local collection of and local administration of tax dollars they will be completely screwed up. There is no local incentive for anything to get better. All tax monies, save for symbolic and paltry "predial" taxes are administered by a centralized Federal goverment. Which then "doles", pun intended the money out via patronage, paybacks and self serving political posturing.
Anyway, back to history. Have you read "Revolution in the family"? I forget the name of the writer but it was by a NY Times reporter that covered the Sandinista revolution. If you have not read that, please do so it is very enlightening.
All Nicaraguan interventions, emphasis on interventions, have been at the behest of the powers that ruled at the time. The US has been invited in to help stabilize the country by both the Liberals and the Conservatives. The National Guard that later became the scrounge of the Somoza dictatorship was set up upon US Marines leaving the country in order to replace the "private legions" of a host of people vying for power. I am skipping quite a bit of things, but if you truly read about what went on in Nicaragua you will see that the causes, direction, and most active participation of US involvement was always Nicaraguan at its core.
The 1972 earth quake was literally the problem that changed Nicaragua forever, probably for the worse. Somoza's administration of the aid for that earthquake and the fact that he used the crumbling of the economy and society to "acquire" what little that was left that he did not own or control. Tell me how the US caused that problem and the effects of it later.
Do you all realize that in 1978 Nicaragua had 32% of the number of "Free Zone" or "Maquila" jobs that Mexico had with less than 3% of the population. What does that tell you about how this country could have developed? Those were jobs that were directly tied to the involvement with the United States. Nicaragua had the largest "for export" industry in Central America at one time and was more prosperous than Costa Rica. Per capita and in percentage basis Nicaragua had the largest export economy of any country in Latin America in terms of manufactured goods prior to the revolution. The Sandinistas sure improved on that didn't they.
I am actually very well read and an ardent student of history, not so much Nicaraguas. I don't think any of the US's activities in Nicaragua prior to the Sandinista revolution were ever anything more than an effort to stabilize and improve the country. Was it always the right course of action? Probably not, but was it I'll intended for the purposes of keeping a population enslaved and downtrodden, no.
As with many things, when a country is given so much help rarely does it ever learn to improve and progress on its own. But, how does that make the situation in Nicaragua the US's fault?
What about British involvement in the Costa Atlantica? That was part of Honduras and or on its own until like 1900 or so? Where did the US screw that up?
You do realize that for two years the Carter administration funded and aided the Sandinistas? Even in contrary, no pun intended, governmental times the US tried to help Nicaragua.
It was not until the Sandinistas blantantly and overwhlemingly went to the Soviet/Cuban camp that the US opposed them.
I mean how does the US have responsibility for electing Arnoldo Aleman and then having him steal millions, possibly billions, I mean the US and Panama indicted him for money laundring if I am not mistaken.
Truly read about the history of Nicaragua. Even William Walker was invited by the Liberals to help them defeat the Conservatives in one the countless power struggles that have tipified this nations existence. And there have been many of them and there is one now.
Basically what has gone on in Nicaragua can be likened to poor people fighting for a place in the free cheese line. Nobody fights for something so hard as something that is free and that they feel entitled to, and the "have's" have always felt entitled to this country lock, stock, and barrell. Instead of the Somoza's, now you have the Ortega/Murillo's and Aleman's and Montealegre's, etc. And the US is to blame for this how?
Not to detract too much from the "chica/sex" intent of this forum. But, in another thread Meatloaf mentions some very relevant and accurate points. One of the main ones being that Nicaraguans appear to be or come across as weak. Boy, after having over 200 as my employees I could not agree with him more.
They always want something for nothing, always miss work. Their kids must all be born premature suffering from a host of maladies as they miss work for days on end with everybody sick in the hospital. Shortly thereafter you will be asked for a loan to help pay for the hospital bill. They bemoan their poverty and lack of opportunity, but ask them to work on a holiday for triple time and basically you might as well have put a rotten elephant testicle into their Nacatamal.
This weakness and apathy is very tipified in their politics and history. Never do they have revolutions without all kinds of help from somebody, I. E. The US, the Russians, the Cubans.
You don't hear about the educational programs that are upcoming in the newspapers or in the media. But you will hear, endlessly no less, about the loss of international aid due to incredibly crooked and goofed up political systems.
Don't get me wrong, I like Nicaragua, I like the people and in some ways I like living here. Some of the women are pretty hip and cool. It is a decent place and aside from petty larceny and small time greed the Nicaraguans are fairly honest at the "mortal" level.
But if Nicaragua did not have bad luck it would have no luck and faced with a 50/50 chance of making decent decisions and basically getting a "do over" after the 1990 elections this country has failed miserably and that is a fact.
Socrates69
02-25-09, 09:32
On my most recent trip I took the advice of Stevewxly and went to the mall for a cell phone service. I already had an unlocked cell phone so I did not need to purchase a phone only a SIM card for $8. 00 and then buy some minutes.
I had the lady at the Claro booth call the number just to be sure I was all set before I left the mall. They also have Moviestar phone service, but either one will do just fine.
It came in very handy as I do have several regular girls that did call me and I was able to call them and set up appointments for them to come by the hotel.
The minutes come in blocks of $20. 00 which is 60 minutes which lasted me pretty much all week.
Just wanted to pass this on as it was a great added benefit to life in Managua.
DrdewmanI think I spoke to some locals that said moviestar had better coverage. I used them and found that I had signal everywhere.
TJ Texan did a wonderful job with the previous two posts!
He's right about Matamorros to Tierra del Fuego: Spain was the robber baron of three continents and the Caribbean. They developed nothing but chaos within the local societies. And these countries are still chupadores para espana.
Latin Americans for the most part are "cry babies." They cry about "being poor" and having no opportunity. Yet, they can never do anything without the help of the USA. They never think beyond what's before their eyes. (ie. every block has a cyber cafe, ferreteria, aborrotes, the same old sh*t.)
I'm proud of ALBA and the Bolivarian Revoltuion! At least they are taking their future into their own hands. This is why I have pride for Nicaragua. At least they are fighting for themselves. Or that's the guise.
Mexico: Never fights in any international conflict. They only fight civil wars. They have the same GDP as Canada- US $1 Trillion dollars. But why do thye cry about being poor? Is Canada poor? It's the Latin American way to cry about poverty in wait for the "regalo." Look at the ownership of Mexican Corporations = Spain.
Nicaragua: That earthquake did damage the country big time! Managua is a city that was not planned, but was squatted.
As a Black American who just earned Civil Rights (ie. the right to apply for a job without legalized racial discrimination; the right to apply to the university; the right to travel abroad; the right to purchase property; the right to sue a "white person" in court; the right to use public facilities; the right to vote; the right to receive a mortgage loan; etcetera) in 1964, I understand a country and peoples must fight and develop their own condition.
After 500 years of legalized oppression and discrimination within my home country- the USA- and the American Hemisphere, I understand that one must fight! Latin America must fight for themselves and stop looking and running to the USA for their solution / opportunity. Where could Black (African) people look for the past 500 years? And we built the country with zero acknowledgement or compensation. Yet, they want to run and ask the USA for everything.
And just so you know, it was the blood shed by my parents and every Black-American (African) generation before them that gave every human being Civil Rights within the USA federal system. I would suggest Latin America follow our lead and build-up their own country. Sure it takes work and possibly centuries, but it's your home.
In conclusion, the apathy and low self-confidence is a cultural trait of Latin America. "Wow is Me" is the gritaso! Somos pobre! Cry, cry, cry. Do Nothing, but wait for the regalo.
I too enjoy living in Nicaragua and anticipate my citizenship!
Nica Bound
02-25-09, 16:24
Hey Tex !
Damn! Now I am impressed! Not so much by the incredible display of a wide amount of global and Nicaraguan history in your "About History" post, which by the way is truly outstanding! But even more so that you honored correct grammar, spelling and literary composition. I say again, Damn! Sure you are not really "Jackson" in an alter ego state?
Am nominating this one to go in the reports of distinction, should be required reading for any monger arriving in Managua.
Nicely done!
yesterday, i forget to tell you guys about the lesbian i banged after not seeing her for 2 years.
in year 2007, we banged a few times 'cause she's sexy!
her a*s is so meat. she shakes her a*s so nicely. in the past she would parade around the brothel with her pants unbuttoned. she even inspired her pregnant co-worker to do the same.
in that same year, i banged her and her lesbian "crush" in tandem.
the girl is a solid 9 and that's hard to get in nicaragua. she about 27 - 29 years of age.
yesterday: she was back for her first day in search of money. i paid the us $11.50 for 30-minutes. we fooled around 'cause it was a pure "peer-pressure" transaction.
who'd you bang for your lunchtime desert?
When planning your trip to Nicaragua the most important thing to do is to check your calendar!
Payday(s): 1 and 15 of every month.
Objective: To visit when everyone else is broke. More girls for you; less customers for them; greater results for you; and less expensive.
Reason: Nicaraguans spend their entire check / disposable income within 36 hours of payday. Even faster if it falls on a Friday or holiday.
Example: Valentine's Day fell on Friday, payday, and everyone went broke spending time and money on their mistresses / wives / girlfriends / baby mamma(s.)
Result: The brothels of Managua have been broke. No local customers: They spent all of their paycheck on Valentine's Day. The brothels are jammed-packed with girls who have made US $0.00 all month. And there are lots of them.
Advice: Visit Nicaragua 2 days after the 1st and 15th and / or after holidays that fall around the 1st and 15th.
Mikelatin72
03-01-09, 10:30
Hi to everyone,
I will be back in MGA at the end of March. First experience was not bad but I need to avoid some mistake like hotel.
I stayed in Holyday Inn far from everything and not chica friendly. I was forced to register the first girl I met but when I had some new entry I had to use a motel on the road.
This time I need (if possible) a girl friendly hotel. I was not able to find a clear information about that so I decided to write here.
I plant to stay at crowne plaza. As alternative I saw Kings palace or Mansion teodolinda.
Which is the best choise to skip any chica problem? I just have some contacts so.
Thanks
If you are not nor want to earn "Ghetto Fame," then Nicaragua is not your place, especially Managua!
Ghetto Love!
Ghetto.
It's so beautiful! It's so free! It's so much oppression and the love of the oppression that builds strength, character, and corazon. Los Huevos incluido!
USA Ghettos. Kingston Ghettos. Port Au Prince Ghettos. Cape Town Ghettos. And all of the ghettos por las americas are the same!
USA Ghetto perspective is tainted by nuestro lujo. ¿Y? Me encanta la vida rica. Don't Hate, Illusionist.
The ghetto is a wonderful home and place to live! Who are trying to impress? If you want to impress your material possessions upon those without, Nicaragua is not for you: Hay Costa Rica, Panama, Miami, Republica Dominican, Rio de Janiero, y las ciudades falsantes. We'll JACK YOU in Nicaragua: Hook or Crook!
Crook or Hook!
Hook: Investment, residence.
Crook: La machete. El cuchillo. La chiza. Los manos. La panocha. Hay demesiado trucos!
So those readers and fans of Ghetto neighborhoods and lifestyles, Nicaragua is your pearl. Phonies, you'll get your card pulled in Nicaragua and return home with bad reviews due to your bad coaching / plays.
Visit the Most Beautiful Ghetto in the Hemisphere- Nicaragua!
Hi fellas,
I've received numerous inquiries about assisting International Sex Guide members with "girl placement." As is common in the "head hunting" business, agents receive a commission (finders fee) for placing employees (prostitutes) with employers (johns / tricks / clients.)
Unfortuantely, I cannot assist in this area! I cannot partake in the enjoyment I would receive negotiating such employment. Why not? It's called "pandering" and is illegal. So is being a trick and hooker, but "tricking" is a "crime" I don't mind committing. LOL.
Hence, finders fees and brokering b*tches to tricks is an activity / entertainment that I must leave for others.
They sit at home amongst family (ie. abuelo, abuela, hermano, hermana, nino, sobrino, sobrina) all day, everyday, for the entirety of their lives! The only viable excuse and means to leave the home is prostitution. They eagerly go to it.
She's a single-mom by some looser already. She never gets the opportunity to f*ck because she's surrounded by family members in a home under 2,000 square feet. She's "playing mom" all day with the ninos. Her p*ssy is wet and she wants to f*ck, but her living situation / lifestyle prohibits it.
Since there are no jobs! Since she has no marketable skills other than sex, she enters her career. It was her p*ssy that got her into the bullsh*t she calls "family" and it will be the p*ssy that will get her out. Her exit will be financed by you- the Caballo- or by you- the Client. Either way, she's using all that she available, la panocha.
So at the brothel are horny, single moms in the teens and twenties looking to get f*cked. And looking to raid wallets and passports.
There is never a shortage of "poon-tang" in Managua!
Hi to everyone,
I will be back in MGA at the end of March. First experience was not bad but I need to avoid some mistake like hotel.
I stayed in Holyday Inn far from everything and not chica friendly. I was forced to register the first girl I met but when I had some new entry I had to use a motel on the road.
This time I need (if possible) a girl friendly hotel. I was not able to find a clear information about that so I decided to write here.
I plant to stay at crowne plaza. As alternative I saw Kings palace or Mansion teodolinda.
Which is the best choise to skip any chica problem? I just have some contacts so.
ThanksSince our more experience members seem to be ignoring your requests, I will give you the limited knowledge that I have.
I have stayed at the Holiday Inn, I did not find it that far from the Zona Rosa. They did request an ID for any guest, while I would prefer not to do this, it was only a minor problem. They never refused to let me enter a guest.
I also have stayed at the Inter at Metro Centro. They also request an ID for any guests. However, they have a side door that goes directly to the parking lot. This entrance goes directly to the elevators and bypasses the front desk. The only problem is that this door is locked at 9 pm. After this time you will have to register the guests at the front desk.
At both hotels, there was one time when I was not asked to register the guest. It was when by coincidence, I entered the hotel with a group of people (other guests unrelated to me). I guess they do not want to stop the whole group or single anyone out.
I would prefer to have more privacy in my entering and exiting the hotels, I will be trying to stay in one of the apartment type hotels the next time I go back.
I hope this helps you. One question for you. I have been unwilling to go to the auto hotels. I do not know how clean or safe they are. Can you tell me which one you went to and how it was? Also, the location.
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Most of the guys I have met stay at the Hotel CristoRey, as it is very close to Club Fenix and several other good spots in the area.
I have never been to a love hotel as I have never rented a car in Nicaragua, just take the taxi or a bus to get around.
I have stayed at Casa Real, $75.00 per night and they are girl friendly. I have also stayed at the Hotel El Almendro and that was $71.00 also girl friendly.
One day while walking to Club Fenix with a buddy we saw the Hotel CristoRey which is right on the Rotondo Sando Domingo and about 1 block from Club Fenix. We were quoted the price of $46.00 per night this includes breakfast and tax. They are girl friendly for sure, excellent staff, 24 hour security and always helpful. I am hooked on the hotel due to the great staff and how convient it is to the places I want to go to. Caribean Morena is no more than a mile the Metro Centro is about a mile away and very convient to Good Time, Gloria's and just about any other place you want to go.
They have a computer in the lobby for the guest to use. You can arrange pick-up from the airport for $10.00
The web site is www.hotelcristorey.com and the number is 011 505 270-0112
the email address is:hotelcristoreymga@hotmail.com
I will be arriving on March 25 and leaving the 31st, hope I get a chance to met up with you wherever you choose to stay.
Drdewman.
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Nica Bound
03-15-09, 04:44
Hey Doc!
Since you brought up the topic of auto hotels, and have not seen much else on this forum about same, thought would throw this out there.
You really need to experience this special part of Nicaragua and Latin American culture, it truly is a wonderfully innovative way to handle a country wide shortage of private space. Whether it is because of a large nuclear family living in your one room shack or you want to bang someone and don't want someone else to know about it, the auto hotel is ideal.
Does it cost a couple of bucks? Yeah, and if you do a bit of homework, and choose a place suited to your personal level of expected hygiene, you will certainly get what you paid for. It will be $15-20 exceedingly well spent!
If you are a first timer, pick a central, upscale place. How about the Fantasea? You drive into the place, or take a taxi if you prefer. The parking manager directs you to an open spot. Now realize that there are multiple sizes and shapes of these places, some rooms are big, some have Jacuzzi tubs, some have a separate sitting room area. And they have different prices. So if you want the basics, ask for it. But all are immaculately clean, with fresh sheets and towels, always hot water, complimentary condoms (too damn small), always on porn movies, a bedside boombox that actually works perfectly. Each room includes a sex apparatus device for trying multiple special positions and a wall chart to show you how to ride the thing. Very nicely equipped.
You will be more secure here than most anyplace in Managua. Doors lock and bolt and there is an armed guard onsite. The people that run these places do not want any trouble either, just your money to change hands. When you are ready to leave someone will slip you a bill thru a double door window, you pay without ever seeing anyone and you leave. Even when pulling thru the exit gate, the guy on duty, will divert his eyes so as not to identify you and or the three midgets you just had sex with.
All in all, a very nifty arrangement, and great solution to where to do the deed!
Give it a try sometime. Hey, it's Nicaragua!
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I know that Nica Bound will confuse this compliment for something else. Nica Bound is thinking, "the respect of Meat Loaf is non-important." Nonetheless, Nica Bound is starting to show his knowledge of Nicaragua.
I guess it pays to be Nicaraguan and live with 10 family members in su alchante. LOL, cabron.
Good Job Nica Bound
I have used numerous auto hotels in El Salvador, and I can verify that what Nica says is correct. They are great to use!
It's funny / cool to watch how things happen.
DrDewMan has been "tearing up" Managua and showing you guys how to enter the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. (He's stealing my thunder.)
He's doing great considering he's a tourist! I have revealed all of the information you need to know on how to win in Nicaragua. He reads my posts, writes notes, and lives out his experience.
Sorry for talking so much on Saturday. LOL. You guys know I flap my gums and fingers alot so every now and then tell me to "shut up." I can take suggestions.
Keep up the good work!
Alguien para hacer (somebody to do.)
She was happy to get my request to assume sexual activity. Of course, she knows me. I'm "Me Loaf." I know her, but only by sight.
We're stroking, but the b*tch wanted to have more conversation than you guys. Yes, most of you guys are all about conversation and never book a ticket to experience what I have detailed. DrDewMan is not one of those individuals.
She was satisfied.
These hoes think / plan / plot / scheme to put you on the 20% gross income garnishment for 18 - 25 years at sight.
Carne Molida: USA Citizen Male.
Ignorant are these females in thinking they can "financially exploit" a monger that has followed Meat Loaf posts.
This 19 has been begging me all week to give her some "Birthday D*ck" on Monday. Will I? I don't know: Options.
God is Good!
Sometimes I wonder if people come here to Nicaragua, meet me, "Me Loaf," with business interests, literary, or to monger. Nonetheless, it's fun to meet you guys.
Some of guys are super successful. Wow. If I could only be guided to the riches by your guidance (ie. share the wealth.) LOL.
I met mongers with extensive international mongering experience. Real experience!
6 Countries in 6 Months.
Mongering Thailand and other locales.
Mongering the West Indies.
The Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductee.
"Me Loaf."
Cool.
What's cool is that everyone who mongers internationally must be "semi-successful." Those that purchase stripper a*s in the USA neighborhood, or lot lizards, or SW are not on the international level. Will they be? No. Why? Caballo: 20% for 18 - 25 years.
I was privy to meeting about ten (10) readers of Meat Loaf, thanks to DrDewMan. He's loves his hobby, BIG TIME!
When will I meet you?
Blessed by God, I gained access to a vibrator. I've never used one before. Not on me, but on a female is what I'm referring. Up to this point in life, I've layed miles of pipe and zero pvc.
Sitting upon my lap we learned how to use it. I didn't know and thought it was for the clitoris. She placed the 6 inch long, 3 inch wide vibrator within her vagina. I think the baby became dizzy from the vibrations.
The force of the vibrator was so strong that I had visions of "Old Sparky," from Huntsville, Texas.
We adjourned to the "professional playing field" (ie. my bed) where she swallowed the vibrator in total. She had it within her guts in several positions (ie. spread eagle, legs closed, doggy, and anal.) She commented, "Que mojado!"
She stated that she liked the aparatus. She enjoyed "Me Loaf" better. She likes both, but I'm "Me Loaf."
In the words of "Nica Bound," "Me, me, me, me, me, me." I want attention. LOL.
It was fun learning this herramiento (ie. tool.) Don't correct my spelling "Dickhead." I must admit that I too was a little lost, but took direction well. With nose near snatch, I watched her go to work.
She'll be back tomorrow and we'll learn more.
C$ 1,000,000 - C $150 = C$ 9,999,850
BlackSultan
03-31-09, 20:01
Chicks don't suck dick raw dizzy up in Good Times???
What gives????
I, Dickhead, will give you, "Me Loaf" some valuable tips for the use of vibrators. 1) It's good to have some fresh batteries, some that are in mid-life, and some that are almost dead. Why? Different chicas like different degrees of strength. 2) IME most chicas get off more in the clitoral area than in the vagina, although YEMV. 3) For those who don't like it directly on the clitoris a nice silk scarf in between can help. Double fold or quadruple fold as needed, or start out with several layers and then work your way down to one or none. 4) If all else fails try shoving it up their ass, but 5) do not let them fellate (the rest of you clowns can look the word up) the vibrator as that will chip their teeth, and 6) obviously you need to sterilize it afterwards with alcohol or H2O2.
The best brand IME is the "Pocket Rocket."
Chicks don't suck dick raw dizzy up in Good Times???
What gives????
Not strangers!
Good Times is 100% condom and the girls are selling ambiance, not sexual pleasure.
The format is USA strip club.
P.S. One day, I saw all of the mattress lined along the street drying after being washed: *****house Managment. It looked crazy 'cause *****houses must maintain the colchones, sabanas y toallas.
What about the fundas and the almohadas?
Tell every girl that you see that you have C$150 in your pocket at all times, and show it to them for proof!
But if you say you have 150 in your pocket "at all times," wouldn't that imply that you have a continuous source of 150C chunks? Seems risky. I always imply a finite amount of funds per month (true enough but of course I have savings, an unknown concept to them). Oftentimes I refuse citas at the end of the month, pleading poverty. Keeps 'em on their toes. Payday here is the 29th of the month so that is normally when I pretend to run out of money. Sometimes they take pity on me and show up with beer.
I'll have to get up to your neck of the woods sometime. I'm a piche guey and so white I had to go to night school or the teacher would mark me absent but I got game and carne molida I ain't. We could be the "checkerboard kids" or some such shit.
Great post on vibrators! You are trully a master on the subject and if I might add a new angle on the subject;
I recently came across the vibating condom rings in the local walmart, condom section, and took a couple back to Rio for experimentation. They cost about U$7.00 each, a little pricey for everyday use, but I believe cheaper versions or a reusable one might be available elsewhere. They are shaped like a silicone cock ring with a mini button cell batery disposable vibrator located on the top. They promise 20 minutes, but it gave me more than 1 hour on multiple sessions with one garota using one of the durex brand, which can be turned on and off by pressing the soft silicone clitoris stimulator area. It finaly gave out after the silicone ring broke on the third session. The Trojan Magnum brand seems better built and has a softer silicone coating, but once activated by breaking off a small tab, they can not be turned off.
For front to front sex (missionary or cowgirl) the stimulator goes up on the top of your cock and front to back sex (reverse cowgirl and doggy), the stimulator goes on the bottom of your cock. Let me say that; They are realy great! Every garota that i used it on, was always asking for more and more and when will I will bring another one again. I supose they are best used only on garotas that are not overly sensitive in the clitoris area and a test with the pocket rocket for sensitivity, might be in order prior to using one. In cowgirl, be prepared for a rough and intense ride, as she grinds into the stimulator, trying to reach an orgasm. It provides both with a very intense orgasm and you will tingle from head to toes for several minutes afterwards.
I, Dickhead, will give you, "Me Loaf" some valuable tips for the use of vibrators. 1) It's good to have some fresh batteries, some that are in mid-life, and some that are almost dead. Why? Different chicas like different degrees of strength. The best brand IME is the "Pocket Rocket."
She wants the d*ck bad, but I'm not answering up.
She wants C$ 2,000 per week: She must of heard some chisme.
She rested on cautro patos and that third eye looks good, so I offered C$ 2,000. She didn't reply.
That's C$ 2,000 for me then.
She has some good meat, pretty face, nice body, and is overall good on the looks. She claims to be attending school for Business.
I guess I'll bring my vibrator next time.
C$ 999,850 - C$ 350 = C$ 999,500
BlackSultan
04-02-09, 00:26
Not strangers!
Good Times is 100% condom and the girls are selling ambiance, not sexual pleasure.
The format is USA strip club.
P.S. One day, I saw all of the mattress lined along the street drying after being washed: *****house Managment. It looked crazy 'cause *****houses must maintain the colchones, sabanas y toallas.
Ambience is cool, but that ain't what I am looking for.
Hopefully these chicas can handle a dickin down. I am a bonafide freak. Can Nicaraguan chicas get freaky??? I mean porn star style freaky minus the sex toys.
Ambience is cool, but that ain't what I am looking for.
Hopefully these chicas can handle a dickin down. I am a bonafide freak. Can Nicaraguan chicas get freaky??? I mean porn star style freaky minus the sex toys.
You must live in Nicaragua for everything!
You must put in face time for any "real success" and "Meat Loaf" posts. After they get to know you, assuming you speak Spanish, then they will get freaky.
After they get to know you, and see you, and speak to you, they will give you the opportunity to become Carne Molida for 20% on the 18 - 25 year plan.
BlackSultan
04-02-09, 05:28
You must live in Nicaragua for everything!
You must put in face time for any "real success" and "Meat Loaf" posts. After they get to know you, assuming you speak Spanish, then they will get freaky.
After they get to know you, and see you, and speak to you, they will give you the opportunity to become Carne Molida for 20% on the 18 - 25 year plan.
I think a tongue up the ass might be a sufficient substitute for deficient Spanish speaking skills. It works in the DR and Colombia. I know.
It's funny / cool to watch how things happen.
DrDewMan has been "tearing up" Managua and showing you guys how to enter the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. (He's stealing my thunder.)
He's doing great considering he's a tourist! I have revealed all of the information you need to know on how to win in Nicaragua. He reads my posts, writes notes, and lives out his experience.
Sorry for talking so much on Saturday. LOL. You guys know I flap my gums and fingers alot so every now and then tell me to "shut up." I can take suggestions.
Keep up the good work!Thanks Meat Loaf, and I am not trying to take over your tour business, but places like Lady's should be on everyone's list to visit while in Managua.
I counted 13 girls there on Thursday or Friday afternoon and I would do all of them, one at a time of course.
I remember the first time Meat Loaf took me there, there was one girl working and I did her, while Meat Loaf drink a few Tona's. The place has a very calming affect and after you get to know the girls it is really a fun place to hang out and drink and just have great, cheap sex.
I do know quite a bit about vibrators as well and Meat Loaf you can check with Mary, Carmen, Daniela and Esmeralda for references and or any training with your new toy. It is a clit vibrator but does a real nice job when inserted in the vagina. "Always use a lubricant with this product for maximun pleasure".
Great seeing you again and I sure everyone enjoyed the tips on business
ventures and how to make all that work out for you.
On my trip in February I met a taxi driver who spoke perfect English and he gave me his business card for any future needs. When I booked my trip for March I called Michaell and told him when I was coming in and what would it cost me to get a pick up from the airport. The cost was just $10. 00 from the airport to the Hotel CristoRey. I sent Michael an email with my flight information and the arrangements were made to have him also pick up my 2 amigos the following night. One at 6:30pm and the other at 12 midnight. The 6:30pm flight was 2 hours late, Michaell called me and told me he would wait for my friend there at the airport. He brought him to the hotel and then we went out to dinner and all 3 of us returned to the airport for the 12:00 midnight pickup.
I did not want to post this information until I had used his services and he is by far the most knowledgeable and dependable driver I have ever used.
If you have a favorite young lady and need to get her a passport for whatever reason, he knows all the places you need to go, starting with the birth certificate and then to the different offices to obtain the passport. Or any other official business, he is the expert.
I even received a wake up call the morning I was leaving to go to the airport, and Michaell was 10 minutes early coming to the hotel to pick me up, which is not very common in Nicaragua.
I will include his phone numbers and email address for contact purposes.
Michaell Peters 505 851-8104 & 505 990-9448
michaellpeters21atyahoo. Es
Thanks, drdewman
Chinchuliar
04-03-09, 23:09
If you have a favorite young lady and need to get her a passport for whatever reason, he knows all the places you need to go, starting with the birth certificate and then to the different offices to obtain the passport.The birth certificate can be quickly sorted through the touts over the road from the main Migracion building.
Passports can be had legitimately in 24 hours from the same place or, more easily, from the Migracion office in Metrocentro. It's still a hell of a queue, though.
Nica Bound
04-04-09, 02:06
So....you been sneaking around Managua searching for passport offices and places like that ? When you should be doing independent research on that travel guide to Nicaraguan gals you were gonna write ? Don't let our buds at ISG be the last ones to know what you are up to !
Spent one night at the Hotel Cristo Rey. It's OK. A bit too noisy from the rotonda for me. But say, what is the deal with that gal Norma ?? Is she really a marketing director for the place ?? Cute ass. Was she available ?
I just came back from a great month in lima(see lima thread). I met another ISG member who got me interested in nicaragua. It sounds like I might be into it. I have been to el salvador twice. I enjoyed being the lone gringo.
I have researched nicaragua before but I need some basic info...please.
1. I was told there is alot of SW action in and around the casinos in the el centro area. Is this true and what have other members experiences been? Is the SW scene workable? I would not recommend SWs for lima. Medellin is great for SWs..what about managua?
*2. Hotels- All I could find online was hotels for $70 or more. The same was true for medellin colombia but when I arrived I found a hotel for $40 a night in the centro. It included a mini bar and safe.
Would I be able to find similar hotel options for $40 and under in managua and would they at least include a minibar or access to one in the hotel lobby? What part of town would I look at? I can handle sketchy areas of town but I need a clean room with sheets that I would actually sleep in...no roaches or mice.
3. I am thinking of going in early june. Will I be rained out of outdoor activities?
4. I assume managua is a taxi only town..meaning you cant walk it. What is the average cost of a one way taxi ride and what part of town would be the most strategic place to stay?
Thank you for your time and all previous information. Ive gotten alot out of the thread but I am looking for more specifics. I would like to add to it but first I need to get there.
Thanks again,
Artisttyp
Nica Bound
04-05-09, 01:45
Sent you a PM
Nica Bound
04-05-09, 03:18
C$ 998,360 - C$ 300 = C$ 998,060
C$ 998,060 - C$ 300 = C$ 997,760
C$ 997,760 - C$ 300 = C$ 997,460
C$ 997,460 - C$ 300 = C$ 997,160
Luck Girl #1: I banged her yesterday and she liked it. Today, she jumped on that loaf and rode it home. My balls and thighs were drenched from her orgasm.
Luck Girl #2: She was on some bullsh*t! The entire time she admired the loaf, but I knew it was going to be some bullsh*t p*ssy so I ddin't even get hard.
Luck Girl #3: She showed great effort on the blowjob and kissing so I knew the p*ssy was gong to be good. She loved how I gentle and loving I am.
Luck Girl #3, part 2: Back-2-Back sessions were had. She loved the d*ck.
I can tell how good the p*ssy will be based upon how well they kiss!
My 2-for-1 orgasm policy made all of teh above girls interested, eager, and curious. They rode the pony and earned 1 per girl. I failed on the delivery of the delivery of the second orgams.
'Oh well, sh*t happens!
Come on ! Me Loaf put these stories in "your" thread and not in the general info on surviving in Managua. You promised us guys you would cut back on the crap. Remember ??!!
Nica Bound
04-05-09, 03:19
C$ 998,760 - C$ 400 = C$ 998,360
And this one too !
I deleted the two posts.
I'll attempt to remain within my realm on "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
Happy? When am I going to see you again?
Nica Bound
04-05-09, 03:46
You're the man. We already all know it.
I deleted the two posts.
I'll attempt to remain within my realm on "Meat Loaf in Nicaragua."
Happy? When am I going to see you again?
With all due respect I would love to see you give out some basic info. Your name is all over the nica board but Ive gotten very little information from your posts. Have you ever though about doing a "beginners guide to nicaragua" ? It would include best seasons to visit hotels different neighborhoods cab fares etc. The information would be priceless.
I have been on isg for a few years and nobody has really nailed nicaragua. Look at the thailand thread(bangkok) or routard's san marteen(dutch side) guide for ideas.
Alot of members would really appreciate it.
Thanks!
Artisttyp
Chinchuliar
04-05-09, 23:25
With all due respect I would love to see you give out some basic info. Your name is all over the nica board but Ive gotten very little information from your posts.Don't hold your breath.
I'm looking for a new $40 hotel myself (I usually stay with friends, but not when accompanied). Hotel D'Lido in Altagracia (Centro Toyota 2 1/2 cuadras al sur. Tel: 266 8965) is clean, decent and has a pool, and the night porter has shown a drunken woman to my room at 2am. Owners polite, but lack charm. Was $35 a couple of years ago.
Taxi rides around town are from 25-80 cordobas depending on distance (Managua's a sprawling town). Always a good idea to ask for a price in cordobas rather than dollars.
As for P4P, ask the expert (if he can spare a minute from his olympian feats of fornication). Fascinated as I am by it, it's not my scene.
So. You been sneaking around Managua searching for passport offices and places like that? When you should be doing independent research on that travel guide to Nicaraguan gals you were gonna write? Don't let our buds at ISG be the last ones to know what you are up to!
Spent one night at the Hotel Cristo Rey. It's OK. A bit too noisy from the rotonda for me. But say, what is the deal with that gal Norma? Is she really a marketing director for the place? Cute ass. Was she available? Norma does have a business card that says she is the Marketing Director. Quite a looker and all of us took plenty of pictures, I will post some on here very soon, my computer is acting up. Probably from all the porn, I mean pictures that I take. I always stay in the back section of the hotel so the noise does not bother me back there.
I did not have to sneak around for the passport thing, I do not have a lot of faith in getting the visa so I will just take it one step at a time and if nothing else she can go to Costa Rica and work.
Great meeting you Nica Bound and all of us sharing some time at Club Lady, my new favorite place.
With all due respect I would love to see you give out some basic info. Your name is all over the nica board but Ive gotten very little information from your posts. Have you ever though about doing a "beginners guide to nicaragua" ? It would include best seasons to visit hotels different neighborhoods cab fares etc. The information would be priceless.
I have been on isg for a few years and nobody has really nailed nicaragua. Look at the thailand thread(bangkok) or routard's san marteen(dutch side) guide for ideas.
Alot of members would really appreciate it.
Thanks!
Artisttyp
Read Meat Loaf's Very First Post, August 2007.
The reason I don't waste time with locations is 'cause I don't want to be responsible for you getting your a*s kicked. You guys respect my word(s) and I don't want your 3-day vacation to turn bad. (This experience was already realized in 2008. Hence, I don't post locations and would suggest others don't either.)
The reason I don't write hotel reviews is 'cause I live here. I don't know anything about hotels. That's your job. Besides, I am not a travel agent.
The information from my post(s) is intended for those that want to relocate to Nicaragua. Meat Loaf posts are for those that want the inside deal of Nicaraguan existence. I can claim with confidence that my post(s) provide some of the best information on the internet concerning Nicaragua! I bet d*ck to donuts on that!
Meat Loaf posts are not for sex-tourists on 3-day or 7-day benders! Sex-tourists should go to sex-tourist capitals (ie. Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, Rio de Janiero.) Sex-tourists looking to exploit Nicaragua will get eaten alive: 20% for 18 - 25 years is just one game we play in Nicaragua.
If you can't or don't want to live in Nicaragua for 3-month minimums, like Xdred does, then Meat Loaf post(s) are too intricate for you.
Again, read my very first post: This post is how I entered the International Sex Guide community and every post after that has been about "Real Life" in Nicaragua.
I look forward to meeting you. And hopefully Nica Bound will give me a chance to become his friend. LOL.
Nica Bound
04-06-09, 06:42
Hey Doc !
Now why would a small, little motel like that need a "Marketing Director" ?
You got lots of pics of Norma !? Really ? In a compromising position ? Or any position at all would be delightful. Just block out that face first and if you still don't know how, PM me.
N.B.
As for P4P, ask the expert (if he can spare a minute from his olympian feats of fornication). Fascinated as I am by it, it's not my scene.
I will assume to "Me Loaf" you refer.
P4P = Managua. There is no shortage of P4P.
Or were you referring to "DrDewMan"?
I did not have to sneak around for the passport thing, I do not have a lot of faith in getting the visa so I will just take it one step at a time and if nothing else she can go to Costa Rica and work.
You're going to import a Nica?
You're going to pull caballo in your hometown? And she's going to be along your side?
DrDewman and others members:
Could you let me know where is Club Lady is located and any feedback about the club?
Also, do you know Club Venus, Help, Cueto? What type of girls they have (rating 1 to 10) and information about those clubs? They are listed on phonebook under Clubs.
Any model type gilrs in Managua?
I am here only for the next 3 or 4 days. Response appreciated.
thanks / Darien
Flew in a few weeks ago planning to do some scuba diving. Met a local at Chaman at11 pm. Danced until 6 am. Got some greasy burger outside. Headed back to Holiday Inn Select. Great time! Maid insisted at the door at 8 am. Apparently I opened the door with nothing on. Oops.
Went to some older place on Sunday night but pretty boring, danced, then moved on to some Mariachi bar. Kind of boring again but company was a true spinner. Pitched the line to tag along on vacation.
Took flight with her in tow over to Big Corn and took boat to Little Corn. Found small shack 10 paces from water at Carlito's place. Highly recommend it. Two lobster tail dinner plus rice and salad. $10 usd. Beers were about a buck. Full moon. She thought it was super romantic with full moon and turtles coming up out of the sea to lay eggs. Hung out a few days cause of some rough seas. Finally got a couple of dives in. Nice! Sharks, Manta Rays and plenty o' lobster. Girl was short and tiny. 95 lbs (verified on Costena flight. Everyone had to weigh in). Cut island trip short and headed back. Went directly to Barcelo Montelimar and spent three days there. Took ATVs and went to deserted beach. Did the nasty on a totally deserted beach with sun setting. She did not say no once. Averaged 8 times/day! Broke my previous 7 polvos/day record. She says she's in love and that it's the "amor del bueno". Whatever. Anyway, she did not ask for anything on the trip or at the end. Was more than happy hanging out with me. Was all over me the entire time even when tons of guys were hitting on her at Chaman, Little Corn and Montelimar. Had champagne last night at Montelimar. She accompanied me to the airport and gave me all contact info. Says I can stay with her and meet her mom on next trip. Anyway, all in all an excellent trip. We spent 80% of the time busy and didn't get to see much of Managua. No mercado, ometepe, lago or volcanos. Oh well, I'll have to go back.
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DrDewman and others members:
Could you let me know where is Club Lady is located and any feedback about the club?
Also, do you know Club Venus, Help, Cueto? What type of girls they have (rating 1 to 10) and information about those clubs? They are listed on phonebook under Clubs.
Any model type gilrs in Managua?
I am here only for the next 3 or 4 days. Response appreciated.
thanks / Darien
You sure want a lot of information for your first post!
I told you what to do, Meat Loaf in August 2007, but you're still too lazy.
All words, no Action.
You're going to import a Nica?
You're going to pull caballo in your hometown? And she's going to be along your side?
Hey Meat Loaf, you just never know. This one is very special!1 I know they all are. My son married a Costa Rican girl and that has worked out very well.
I do not have a lot of faith in getting the Visa, but I will see when I return in May as far as how that all works out.
Glad to be back on here, the computer has been repaired and I am sure I have plenty of stories to read up on.
Darien, I did send you a PM, hope I am not to late for the information you needed or requested. As is with most of the places in Managua the girls can change weekly, I have never been impressed with Cueto Club, they charge admission for us Gringo's and have higher drink prices bigger girls.
Just walk over the curb to Good Time most of those dancers are 8 to 10's and are just beautiful and will do out calls as well. Good Time is also open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week so there should always be something going on there.
drdewman
Thank you for your reply. I have not paid the subscription fee and therefore could not read the PM you sent me. I will try to pay the fee later on. If you can send a direct message to my email address, I would appreciated.
I did visit Cueto and Good Times. Good Times is probably the better one. If you lucky, you may be able to find 2 or 3 chicas rated 7 or 8. Most of them however I will rate them below 7.
In terms of chicas, Nicaragua in essence is a country where you need to develop your own network of amichicas. Most people earn very low wages and therefore is easy to date office workers looking to have a good time going out. Upper Class people rarely visit nude clubs because there is no need for them to do that. They develop their own network of chicas. Also, since Managua is a small town, educated good looking chicas or office girls would not work at the nude clubs.
The 3 ultra expensive nude clubs (Elite, Solid Gold and forgot the other name) are for foreign visitors willing to spend US$200. The three clubs are along carretera Masaya between Metrocentro and Fridays Restaurant. The chicas in the mentioned clubs are nothing special in terms of look and quality. Maybe on average they are rated 7.5 . Did not see any better than 8.5. You can connect with them outside the club for much less. Find a way to get their phone number.
A lot of girls if you talk to them will start telling you a story that they need money very badly to do good with their family or something else. Do not fall for it. At the end, they are just trying to get a bigger gift from you. Also, keep an eye at all times with the girls you bring to your place. It takes very little for them to put whatever they can in their purse.
Activity during day time (morning, afternoon) is very limited and hard to find. For that, you need phone numbers of chicas you met at the nude clubs, regular clubs, shopping, etc.
You can see some good looking chicas working at shopping centers and office buildings. But going out with them is more work than just going to a nude club. If you go out, do not get too complicated talking too much. After a couple of beers or even before going out, determine what you gonna get from her. Most of them are not expecting a husband by going out. They go out to have a good time.
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this is a follow up to my previous post. all prices mentioned are us$.
the clubs i heard about or visited in managua are the following: good times, cueto, fenix, 27 de mayo, monsenor lezcano (1/2 block from statue), elite, solid gold and diamond. the first 5 i believe have moderate pricing meaning $1.5 per beer and $25 for 30 minutes private moment with chica. the last 3 are the ultra expensive, so expect to spend at least $200 and up for cover charge, drinks and a private session with a chica. the clubs operate mostly from 8 pm to 4 am. some are open 24 hours but with very few girls.
for day time action, you need to find massage houses. i only saw el salvadoreno (not sure if it is a massage house or something else) and one located 1/2 block from mansion teolinda (residencial bolonia) . el salvadoreno (next to good times) is very low end in term of chica quality. the one near mansion teolinda wanted $75 for one hour massage and private moment with therapist. they are open during day time. there are probably other establishment open during day time but i do not know about it.
as in my previous post, a solution for day time action is to get phone numbers from girls at the club. invite them for a drink at the club and see if they are willing to give you their phone number. be discrete since most club owner do not like chicas given away their phone numbers.
in general, the girls you find at the mentioned clubs are mestizas blending spanish and native american people. very few look 100% white. most of the girls are young 19 to 27 years old. the better ones at the clubs on average i rate them 7 to 8. a girl that i rate 7-8 looks attractive with a nice figure and decent face.
of the clubs i mentioned, i did manage to visit elite, solid gold, good times, cueto and fenix. the 27 de mayo club i am not sure if it still open. i did not visit diamond and the one near statue monsenor lezcano. el salvadoreno, i took a look inside and did not see any attractive chica for me.
a brief review of some clubs follow below.
good times: this one i found to be the better one if you are on a limited budget. there is a higher number of girls thursday-saturday than sunday-wednesday. my last visit was a tuesday. i did manage to see 6 girls in the range 7 to 8. there was one i would rate a 8.5. then there were another 10 girls from 6 to 7. beers are very cheap at $1.50. if you want a chica talking to you to get you motivated, her drink cost $5. her goal while having a drink is to make you invite her for a private moment with her. a 30 minutes session will cost you in most cases $25. the best looking one may ask for $35. you can also invite the chica out all night. i do not know the cost for that but maybe is between $60-$75 including exit fee and chica gift. the club is open 24 hours but most girls show up only from 8 pm to 4 am.
cueto: it is next to and similar to good times. however, i found a better selection of chicas at good times. at cueto, i saw 5 chicas in the range 7-8. the other ones were all below 7. pricing is very similar to good times. chica drinks are $2.50 - $4.00. exit fee plus chica gift i heard is $60. however, the best looking one may ask for a bit more. also, exit fee may be higer before 12:00 am than after.
fenix: i did not see a good selection of chicas when i visited.
elite & solid gold: you could get lucky and find a unusal good looking chica any given night. however, the price to get in, drinks, and chica is high ( north of $200). a chica drink can cost $15. so if you can not afford the $200, buy her a drink and try to get her phone number for day time meeting.
note: good times, cueto and el salvadoreno are next to each other. they are located in the bypass (road) from metrocentro to carretera norte. they are just passing puente el eden going to carretera norte. puente el eden is a well known reference point. fenix is located in the same bypass just passing the rotonda (i believe is called santo domingo rotonda) going toward carretera norte. the clubs elite, diamond and solid gold are located in carretera masaya between metrocentro and fridays restaurant. the club 27 de mayo is located on the intersection of calle 27 de mayo and the avenue that originate at rotonda el gueguense going to lake managua.
regular clubs: the bigger ones are shaman (between laguna tiscapa and universidad centroamericana - uca), mudds (galleria shopping) and hippos (near galleria in carretera masaya). shaman now gets crowded with girls from barrios looking for good time. mudds is more for upper class. hippos is a young professional and office workers crowd. in all three you can connect with a girl but shaman is the easiest one, follow by hippos and then mudds.
other: sometimes you can pick up regular girls at shopping centers or streets offering them a ride in your car. if so, there are a lot of small places to drink a beer and then drive to the autohotel. do not get complicated thinking you need to take them to a big restaurant or disco. that is not how it works. close the deal quick.
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this is a follow up to my previous post. all prices mentioned are us$.
the clubs i heard about or visited in managua are the following: good times, cueto, fenix, 27 de mayo, monsenor lezcano (1/2 block from statue), elite, solid gold and diamond. the first 5 i believe have moderate pricing meaning $1.5 per beer and $25 for 30 minutes private moment with chica. the last 3 are the ultra expensive, so expect to spend at least $200 and up for cover charge, drinks and a private session with a chica. the clubs operate mostly from 8 pm to 4 am. some are open 24 hours but with very few girls.
for day time action, you need to find massage houses. i only saw el salvadoreno (not sure if it is a massage house or something else) and one located 1/2 block from mansion teolinda (residencial bolonia) . el salvadoreno (next to good times) is very low end in term of chica quality. the one near mansion teolinda wanted $75 for one hour massage and private moment with therapist. they are open during day time. there are probably other establishment open during day time but i do not know about it.
as in my previous post, a solution for day time action is to get phone numbers from girls at the club. invite them for a drink at the club and see if they are willing to give you their phone number. be discrete since most club owner do not like chicas given away their phone numbers.
in general, the girls you find at the mentioned clubs are mestizas blending spanish and native american people. very few look 100% white. most of the girls are young 19 to 27 years old. the better ones at the clubs on average i rate them 7 to 8. a girl that i rate 7-8 looks attractive with a nice figure and decent face.
of the clubs i mentioned, i did manage to visit elite, solid gold, good times, cueto and fenix. the 27 de mayo club i am not sure if it still open. i did not visit diamond and the one near statue monsenor lezcano. el salvadoreno, i took a look inside and did not see any attractive chica for me.
a brief review of some clubs follow below.
good times: this one i found to be the better one if you are on a limited budget. there is a higher number of girls thursday-saturday than sunday-wednesday. my last visit was a tuesday. i did manage to see 6 girls in the range 7 to 8. there was one i would rate a 8.5. then there were another 10 girls from 6 to 7. beers are very cheap at $1.50. if you want a chica talking to you to get you motivated, her drink cost $5. her goal while having a drink is to make you invite her for a private moment with her. a 30 minutes session will cost you in most cases $25. the best looking one may ask for $35. you can also invite the chica out all night. i do not know the cost for that but maybe is between $60-$75 including exit fee and chica gift. the club is open 24 hours but most girls show up only from 8 pm to 4 am.
cueto: it is next to and similar to good times. however, i found a better selection of chicas at good times. at cueto, i saw 5 chicas in the range 7-8. the other ones were all below 7. pricing is very similar to good times. chica drinks are $2.50 - $4.00. exit fee plus chica gift i heard is $60. however, the best looking one may ask for a bit more. also, exit fee may be higer before 12:00 am than after.
fenix: i did not see a good selection of chicas when i visited.
elite & solid gold: you could get lucky and find a unusal good looking chica any given night. however, the price to get in, drinks, and chica is high ( north of $200). a chica drink can cost $15. so if you can not afford the $200, buy her a drink and try to get her phone number for day time meeting.
note: good times, cueto and el salvadoreno are next to each other. they are located in the bypass (road) from metrocentro to carretera norte. they are just passing puente el eden going to carretera norte. puente el eden is a well known reference point. fenix is located in the same bypass just passing the rotonda (i believe is called santo domingo rotonda) going toward carretera norte. the clubs elite, diamond and solid gold are located in carretera masaya between metrocentro and fridays restaurant. the club 27 de mayo is located on the intersection of calle 27 de mayo and the avenue that originate at rotonda el gueguense going to lake managua.
regular clubs: the bigger ones are shaman (between laguna tiscapa and universidad centroamericana - uca), mudds (galleria shopping) and hippos (near galleria in carretera masaya). shaman now gets crowded with girls from barrios looking for good time. mudds is more for upper class. hippos is a young professional and office workers crowd. in all three you can connect with a girl but shaman is the easiest one, follow by hippos and then mudds.
other: sometimes you can pick up regular girls at shopping centers or streets offering them a ride in your car. if so, there are a lot of small places to drink a beer and then drive to the autohotel. do not get complicated thinking you need to take them to a big restaurant or disco. that is not how it works. close the deal quick.
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you know way too much for a rookie!
did you just get deported, or what? lol.
Dirty Willy
04-22-09, 03:06
Read Meat Loaf's Very First Post, August 2007.
Here are Meat Loaf's posts from August 2007.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=638833&postcount=382
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=638537&postcount=379
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=636171&postcount=376
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=633300&postcount=373
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=632502&postcount=371
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=632240&postcount=370
A treasure trove of useful information! That's meant to be sarcastic, but to be fair, the following one from October 2007 is pretty good;
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=657375&postcount=396
Meat Loaf must truly be the man! I should learn more by reading the Meat Loaf in Nicaragua thread.
* minimal clutter *
Don't Do It!
Attempting to talk to girls on the street in Managua is a futile quest. All effort will be ignored and only gives the girl confidence / compliments as if she deserves such attention.
Earlier this week, I was going to the cantina (ie. bar) with one of my employees. At the bus stop was a 20-something, light-skin, Costena. I approached her in a general manner.
Your "mouth piece" skills are irrelevant in Managua 'cause they won't respond anyway, so I'll admit that my "spitting game" techniques have deteriorated over the past 3 years. For the past three years and in Managua it's all about C$ 150.
This is how the "conversation" went:
Meat Loaf: Bueno, ¿como le va?
Costena: - no response -
Meat Loaf: Te dije, ¿como le va? Me llamo Meat Loaf, ¿Cual es su nombre?
Costena: - no response -
Meat Loaf: ¿Cual es su nombre?
Costena: Ashley.
Meat Loaf: Mucho Gusto. (a handshake was offered.)
Do you speak English too.
Costena: Un poco. ¿Donde viene?
Meat Loaf: Mi casa.
Costena: ¿Donde vas?
Meat Loaf: La cantina adelante.
Costena: Where are you from?
Meat Loaf: The United States of America.
Costena: Where were you born at?
Meat Loaf: (A major USA city not to be revealed online.) Where were you born at?
Costena: Why?
Meat Loaf: Huh, we're having a conversation. You ask me questions, I ask you questions.
Costena: (a look of foolishness appeared on her face.)
Meat Loaf: I ain't got time for this! You had your chance to know Meat Loaf. (I turned my back on her and walked away.)
After my employee obtained his "fast food" we walked past her towards the cantina where I stated, "You need to develop a personality and learn how to have a conversation." She looked like a fool.
The following day I see her and her friend waiting at the bus stop after leaving the university. She told her friend, "that's the guy who treated me like a piece of sh*t yesterday." They both look towards my direction. I walked right past those "broke hoes" with 0% acknowledgment.
I love putting a female in her place, especially when they want to act presumida (ie. stuck up.) FACT: Females cannot take /accept rejection which is why I love rejecting them. It's even more fun when they want sex and you refuse!
In Granada, Nicaragua, the girls talk to you on the street.
"Dickhead," I'll work on the punctuation.
Yesterday Nicaragua introduced a mandatory new country wide dial plan.
Now required for cellular calls 8
Now required for landline calls 2
Cell example new 0115058+local numer
Cell example old 011505+local number
The international carriers AT&T, MCI etc. were not notified so proper routing changes could be implemented. You have to love Nicaragua! Untill the USA and European networks pick-up the change calls will fail.
Xdred
Major international networks are beginning to pick-up the new dial plan.There was major interruption yesterday in country. Movistar to Claro calls and vice versa could not be completed even when using the new required 8 before the local number. This now appears to be resolved. All now slowly returning to normal including international.
Xdred
If you do not litter in front of your house; in front of someone else's house; or with regard, then you are not Nicaraguan (ie. Capitalino)!
The Managua streets are decorated with litter strewn everywhere. Every curb is a garbage can without reciptical. Every sewer and drainage canal is the local neighborhood dump!
If you don't see litter before your eyes, you are not in Managua, Nicaragua, Central America.
Until you have become so "ghetto" as to litter with no fear, you are not Nicaraguan.
Panzona is nothing compared the littering epidemic.
Fortuantely, you do not witness too much grafitti.
xdred, usa gringo (ie. your peer,) who resides in nicaragua for 3-month minimums is executing what is required (ie. useful information) to gain nomination into the "managua mongering hall of fame."
with only two (2) international sex guide senior members (ie. grand pollo, drdewman) holding "managua mongering hall of fame" status validates that such acknowledgment is not easy!
for i, "me loaf" / "meat loaf" / "down deep" do not hold such status as an inductee into the "managua mongering hall of fame."
when will my day come? let's ask "nica bound."
Fact: At least 50% of the Gringos that reside in Nicaragua are "Holy Rollers!" These "Bible Thumpers" are in Nicaragua in droves!
Reality: An estimated 80% of the Gringos that reside in Nicaragua are Christian Missionaries!
The non-Missionaries: The Gringos that live in Nicaragua do so for the (1) cheap entry fee and (2) lack of occupational interest / desire / need.
Those leaders of society (ie. "Me Loaf") produce respectable results overseas and dominate the domestic market! And even we are Nicaraguanized (ie. voludo; lazy.)
To SURVIVE Nicaragua you must move at a little slower pace than USA for sanity. Otherwise, you'll get eaten-up by the mierda (ie. sh*t.)
Tourists: They don't count since they stay for 3-month tours of Central America, at most. The others are 2 or 3 day tourists. Locations: Granada, San Juan del Sur, MetroCentro Mall, Galleria Mall, surfing in Leon. That's the tourist scene.
Male:
Chiflan (ie. whistle,) chiflan, chiflan, chiflan. It does not matter if the girl is accompanied by a male, female, abuelo, or alone.
Clase culo (ie. nice ass) clase pecho (ie. nice chest) clase morena (ie. sexy brown / black girl) clase chela (ie. sexy white girl) and bien hermosa (ie. cute chubby girl) are the heckles for the street.
It does not matter if the girl is accompanied by a male, female, abuelo, or alone.
Female:
Ignore 100% of all male-female attempts at interraction regardless of method.
xdred, usa gringo (ie. your peer,) who resides in nicaragua for 3-month minimums is executing what is required (ie. useful information) to gain nomination into the "managua mongering hall of fame."
with only two (2) international sex guide senior members (ie. grand pollo, drdewman) holding "managua mongering hall of fame" status validates that such acknowledgment is not easy!
for i, "me loaf" / "meat loaf" / "down deep" do not hold such status as an inductee into the "managua mongering hall of fame."
when will my day come? let's ask "nica bound."
i am not ready for "hall of fame" status". need much more in-country time and experience. drdewman has earned the status. thanks to "meat loaf" and other senior members for all the help graciously given without financial reward.
you too will like the pussy.
xdred
I am not ready for "Hall of Fame" status". Need much more in-country time and experience. DrDewMan has earned the status. Thanks to "Meat Loaf" and other senior members for all the help graciously given without financial reward.
You too will like the pussy.
Xdred
You are 100% correct in that you (ie. XDred) need a lot more in-country experience to even gain a nomination by committee into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."
Long distance phone calls and Western Union transfers do not count!
(Xdred aint no "bobo" (ie. fool) working on the plantation (ie. USA) and sending Western Union "mantener / regalos" to Nicaragua. Annual USA-Nicaragua remittance of US $300 Million. I, "Me," taught him well!)
Lurkers: Let XDred's humility guide you into what is required to succeed in Nicaragua.
World Jockey
04-26-09, 21:01
Hey Meat Loaf, you just never know. This one is very special!1 I know they all are. My son married a Costa Rican girl and that has worked out very well.
I do not have a lot of faith in getting the Visa, but I will see when I return in May as far as how that all works out.
Glad to be back on here, the computer has been repaired and I am sure I have plenty of stories to read up on.
Darien, I did send you a PM, hope I am not to late for the information you needed or requested. As is with most of the places in Managua the girls can change weekly, I have never been impressed with Cueto Club, they charge admission for us Gringo's and have higher drink prices bigger girls.
Just walk over the curb to Good Time most of those dancers are 8 to 10's and are just beautiful and will do out calls as well. Good Time is also open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week so there should always be something going on there.
drdewmanGlad to see you back in action.
Agreed.
Cueto is not really worth going into.
The prices are high and the women are just as big as the door charge.
Chocha Monger
04-26-09, 21:01
Fact: At least 50% of the Gringos that reside in Nicaragua are "Holy Rollers!" These "Bible Thumpers" are in Nicaragua in droves!
Reality: An estimated 80% of the Gringos that reside in Nicaragua are Christian Missionaries!
One day, while sitting at Miami International Airport I noticed large numbers of plump pale missionaries with rosy cheeks and double chins. They congregated around the boarding gates for flights destined to various Central American countries. Their red slogan t-shirts recreated the scene of salmon gathering beneath a fish ladder in preparation for a spawning run. I made a mental note to stay ahead of the red shirts once the flight disembarked at its destination. These holy rollers travel heavy and have a habit of declaring their goods at customs en masse. If one gets caught behind them it could be quite some time before you get through customs and immigration.
The young girls were some big heifers and grazed on potato chips, candy and various snacks as they waited. My suspicion grew that their true intentions may to devour the little brown Central American women and children. From their complexions it was easy to tell that they rarely ever went outdoors. They appeared to be the poster children for gluttony rather than temperance; greed rather than charity; and sloth rather than diligence.
Most of Central America is Catholic so these groups are not really going there to spread Christianity so much as to win converts for their particular denomination. True. They may distribute some food and give some basic medical aid but not without strings attached. The local beneficiaries will have to attend the religious indoctrinations carried out by the missionaries. At least sex tourists don’t feign virtue when making “charitable” donations to the local females. The natives know that they must indulge the sex tourist’s or sexpat’s unbridled lust without any particularly redeeming benefit beyond hard cold cash.
From the overheard conversations among some of the male missionaries it appeared that some of the locals may have been taught to worship in the missionary position. Apparently, some of these gents were as dedicated to spreading to the wood as they were the word.
There are lots of brown people here in the US who can use charitable donations. Yet, the missionaries prefer to go to exotic locations where they don’t speak the language to “save” people. They need to save these people from the stuff that Hollywood exports. The US film industry exports lots of sin with generous helpings of sex, violence and greed. Sometimes they even send sex tourists to try out new sexual positions and the like on the local populace.
The missionaries tell the natives that they must not succumb to all the excess and debauchery seen on US television and film. They also remind them that poverty is a virtue. They must pray so that when they die they will end up in the USA. Of course, some of these poor souls decide that they can’t wait to get to heaven. They sell the family pig and put up their scrap of land so that they can pay a coyote to sneak them into heaven. When they get there the missionaries are only too happy to put them to work on the farm. You see, many of these missionaries are farmers. They believe that hard work, low wages and crusades are the way to salvation.
World Jockey
04-26-09, 21:02
Good lord you got the low down.
Level with us.
How long have you been lurking dude?
LOL nice post.
DrDewman and others members:
Could you let me know where is Club Lady is located and any feedback about the club?
Also, do you know Club Venus, Help, Cueto? What type of girls they have (rating 1 to 10) and information about those clubs? They are listed on phonebook under Clubs.
Any model type gilrs in Managua?
I am here only for the next 3 or 4 days. Response appreciated.
thanks / Darien
Most of Central America is Catholic so these groups are not really going there to spread Christianity so much as to win converts for their particular denomination.
Yes! You are 100% correct and that is what they are "doing battle" over!
There is heavy competition for bodies by (1) Evangelical, (2) Jehova Witness, and (3) Ladder Day Saints. The city of 2.5 million, which represents 45% of the country's population is "littered" with the above institutions!
Their revenues are weak!
They continue to gain foreign deposits by sede central (ie. "non-profit corporate headquarters.) One of the best, if not the best, corporation to own is a "church."
In defense of the Latter Day Saints, they are taught Spanish before being sent to infect the populace. In my experience they are normally fairly fluent. The rest of these clowns I don't know about.
I am not ready for "Hall of Fame" status". Need much more in-country time and experience. DrDewMan has earned the status. Thanks to "Meat Loaf" and other senior members for all the help graciously given without financial reward.
You too will like the pussy.
Xdred
Very true, Meat Loaf has shown the way to many of us older and inexperienced travelers in the land of Nica's. I remember my first trip to Managua, alone I might add and the only place I went to was Club Fenix. Of course the girl came back to the hotel that night and well the rest is history.
Unlike Darien, it took me a couple of trips to hit Gloria's, Caribean Morena, then now closed Claudia's and quite a while to find Good Time.
My hat is off to Meat Loaf and all the members who contribute to the forum with information on great spots to visit. I would have never known of Club Lady if Meat Loaf had not taken me personally to the unmarked casa.
I have never been disappointed with the selection there or the experiences.
After 4 years of Costa Rica and with the best experiences coming from Nicaragian women, I just figures it was trip to hit the mother land. I have not been disappointed at all.
So read the old post, ask questions and plan to have a great time.
drdewman
In defense of the Latter Day Saints, they are taught Spanish before being sent to infect the populace. In my experience they are normally fairly fluent. The rest of these clowns I don't know about.
I lived for two years in Nicaragua and used to post here quite frequently. However, for the past year I have worked in the Philippines and only have older experiences in Nicaragua.
The Latter Day Saints may arrive in Nicaragua speaking fluent Spanish, but they really don’t know how to work the culture. I used to spend 4+ days/nights per week in Villa Venezuela, which is one of the roughest barrios in Managua. I had fallen for a dancer from the old Valle Todo, Red Palace, and elsewhere. Many an afternoon while I was out front of my friends’ hut in the barrio, the Mormons (the locals referred to them as ‘Los Elderes’) would come down the street and pass out their stuff. However, Los Elderes never would come into the homes in the barrios and never spent time getting to know the people. They would just do what they had been trained to do back in Utah, but they never got involved in the lives of the locals. Hell, I had more impact on getting into the lives of the barrioistas than did Los Elederes …… and I was trying to fuck the daughters of the locals !!!
The Latter Day Saints may arrive in Nicaragua speaking fluent Spanish, but they really don’t know how to work the culture. Los Elderes never would come into the homes in the barrios and never spent time getting to know the people.
This is true! They are obvious with the white dress shirts, but have no "pitch." They are always 1-Gringo (ie. Caucassian) and 1-Nicaraguan. When approached by I, they don't "pitch" their product.
They serve 2-year tours.
Jehova Witnesses
They are professional! The Gringo (ie. English-speaking) church is on the ball. Their leader or president of the Nicaraguan franchise is managing the "franchise" extremely well.
The Jehova Witnesses have the best "map" in all of Managua. They have every single street mapped with every single English-speaker. They know the location of every Gringo in Managua! FACT.
How is this possible? All church locations requires their members to "pitch" on the street and enter homes, unlike the Elders. They collect the data and report back to sede central.
They spend 80 hours per week "in the field."
As I told the president of the Nicaraguan franchise, "if I could imitate your enthusiam for Jehova and energy for "sales," I wouldn't have to live in Nicaragua, but could move to the U.A.E. where a polvo is US $10,000."
You too will learn every Gringo that lives in Nicaragua! Why? The "Gringo Network" is your only "safety net" if the ATM card gets lost or stolen.
Nicaragua has always been a "battle ground" for bodies, minds, souls, and territory! Some of us are here "for Jesus," while others are hear for the action; while others are here for the cheap entry fee, but high maintenance and demesiada (ie. too much) mierda (ie. bullsh*t.) I wouldn't recommend Nicaragua as a country to relocate: The Quality of Life is much much better in the "Gringo Saturated" markets of Cd. Panama, Colombia, Costa Rica, Mexico, D.R., P.R., Brazil, and Argentina. Travel roads that have already been paved and withstood a few storms. In Nicaragua, there are no roads and bastante (ie. too much / many) storms (ie. political, social, romantic, work ethic, weather, legislation, crime, etcetera.)
The Alcaldia de Managua (ie. Alexis Arguello, three time world champion of boxing ) has a great map too!
The police force has stepped-up enforcement of codifications! BIG TIME.
They are generating / have increased revenues tremendously within the past 2 months. Everyone is coming out of pocket and paying the government coffers. Similar situation in the USA, correct?
Immigration (ie. la migra) has increased enforcement! They are providing deportation services to Penas Blancas, Costa Rica. They (ie. the police) who are IN FORCE on the streets with check points. They are getting monies of transfer! They are / will take you to la migra offices and the jail for holding! They are / will calculate your multa (ie. fine) and allow you to retrieve the funds at the ATM or Western Union and pay the fine. Once the fine has been paid you have five (5) days to leave the country and re-enter. Re-entry, of course, is a new visa stamp (ie. tourist) for 90 days.
This / These are the case(s) for the government's coffers, but the officers also have to get paid (ie. mordida; bribe.)
Keep your passport on your person! And current!
Police are collecting revenues from brothels (ie. wh*rehouses) with the customers being interviewed as well! Obvious tourists (ie. skin color) is a sure guarantee of bribe / presentation of passport!
They are writing tickets, creating new licenses, and assessing / collecting fines on everyone and everything!
I lived for two years in Nicaragua and used to post here quite frequently. However, for the past year I have worked in the Philippines and only have older experiences in Nicaragua.
The Latter Day Saints may arrive in Nicaragua speaking fluent Spanish, but they really don’t know how to work the culture. I used to spend 4+ days/nights per week in Villa Venezuela, which is one of the roughest barrios in Managua. I had fallen for a dancer from the old Valle Todo, Red Palace, and elsewhere. Many an afternoon while I was out front of my friends’ hut in the barrio, the Mormons (the locals referred to them as ‘Los Elderes’) would come down the street and pass out their stuff. However, Los Elderes never would come into the homes in the barrios and never spent time getting to know the people. They would just do what they had been trained to do back in Utah, but they never got involved in the lives of the locals. Hell, I had more impact on getting into the lives of the barrioistas than did Los Elederes …… and I was trying to fuck the daughters of the locals !!!
Oh, sure, I agree with that. They have no idea what's going on. They aren't allowed to go anywhere, not even to do normal touristic things. I'm just sayin' maybe other denominations are equally clueless and can't speak Spanish, but I don't really know. I only have experience with WSC (White Shirt Clowns) and not the other annoying motherfuckers.
You too will learn every Gringo that lives in Nicaragua! Why? The "Gringo Network" is your only "safety net" if the ATM card gets lost or stolen.
Well, American Express does have an office in Managua. Don't leave home without it. One time I had a brain cramp and arrived in Puerto Vallarta with no ATM card and only maybe fifty bucks. After I got done freaking out, this option occurred to me. It took forever to find the office but when I got there they said, "Certainly Mr. Head; how many thousand dollars would you like"? Excellent customer service anywhere I've ever been. Get the no-fee Amex Blue for Business. Don't have a business? Lie. They don't check.
Always carry two ATM cards for two separate accounts and never keep them in the same place.
Since my pockets are always bulging with C$ 150, I rarely have anytime space to carry the vibrator. This held true yesterday as well, but I was at home so it was easily accessible.
I instructed my 32-year old "sperm sponge" to retrieve it from the habitacion (ie. bedroom.) She returned to the executive with it in hand. She sat upon my lap as I sat upon the silla ejecutiva. I gently opened her legs to the "spread eagle" position and began experimenting with the pocket rocket.
Not knowing how to work such tools, I remained lost and disinterested! She was asked if she knew what to do and her reply was no. She was told to learn how to work it as I watched. After five (5) minutes she became disinterested.
She told me that my "Meat Loaf" is more rico than the fantastic plastic. She said that the fantastic plastic only tickles while "Meat Loaf" shoots leche (ie. sperm; polov; jizz; nutt; cum; tragos; and other affectionate terms.)
She's evidence that there is no substitute for "Turca Rica."
On Saturday, I and my "ex-employee" sat upon my porch watching the pedestrian traffic. Being flojo or "spoiled," I decided to sell my furniture. In approximately twenty-years of "self sufficiency" I have never sold my furniture or other material possessions. I simply give it away and claim the "gift" as a chartiable deduction on the IRS 1040. But not this time!
These Nicas and their constand requests for "free shit" made / makes me 100% grosero. For if I gave / give them anything else it would only encourage their behaivor. And I can't encourage the "mantener mentality."
So, I tell the "ex-employee" to sell the furniture. He made a few conversations on the street; he placed the muebles (ie. furniture) in-front of the house; he negotiated the sales in native-Nicaragua "Mercado Oriental" fashion. Myself, I'm a Tepito guy from Cd. Mexico when street barter is performed.
All of the furniture was sold within two (2) hours!
The house was 1,500 square feet of furniture and fixtures. (I'm a single guy.)
All of the furniture was sold to residents of my block!
All of the residents had the cash in their wallets / purses / pockets / ATM. They were not "poor" or "broke." What were all of those requests for "free sh*t" about? Opportunitists! Exploiters! In search of "bobo (ie. fools.)
I don't know if I'm impressed in the ease of sale, or what?
All I know is that they had the money in their pockets! And they asked what more I had to sell.
Granted, I sold the furniture at 1/6 of its purchase price. The furniture was purchased within the past 18-months. I achieved my objective in getting the furniture out of my possession. My other option and normal method is to give it away, but not to these "moochers." I'm happy!
Why is / was he an "ex-employee"? Although he earned lucrative commissions; free everything else; and access to the upper-crust of society via my invite; he's still Nica. What is not guarded is stolen. This "bobo" stole my C$ 800 drill with drill bits (ie. C$ 120) for resale on the street. Despite his opportunity / success in earning in US $2,000 base (ie. C$ 40,000,) he's still Nica. And Nicaragua is 100% about "getting over" on someone else, especially a foreigner (ie. Gringo.) Nicaraguans always do stupid sh*t like this! I've seen done by others to others, repeatedly.
Of course, some "stereotyping" was done in the above paragraph.
LESSON / ADVISE: Don't Spend Your Money on Anyone Other than Yourself, and P*ssy Access for C$ 150 per polvo. Or if you do, "budget" their expense and "fuck-ups" into their salary / "physical presence." This is how you SURVIVE and remian "Mentally Strong" in Nicaragua!
I know you guys when I see you!
You guys come to Nicaragua with the sole objective of seeing / meeting me, without invite.
When I see you, I talk to you.
Always, you guys know my themes (ie. Meat Loaf posts.)
Always you guys attempt to add your US $0.02 cents to the posts I've written and you have read in 100% annoymity.
You lurkers know everything about Meat Loaf except the flavor of my leche (ie. semen.) And if I gave you C$ 150 you would say dulce (ie. sweet, menos sal.)
And stop always telling me that you work for the government. Which one? Any government.
If you want to know why I live in Nicaragua the answer is: I live in Nicaragua!
If you are spending this / that much time reading Meat Loaf posts about my sexual exploits then I'll sponsor you C$ 150, Buey Puta.
Stop hiding in the shadows and come into the light!
Stop reciting everything I write when we meet under 100% annoymity. ¡No me mames!
Stop the bullsh*t; pay Jackson his US $20; post something of value; and send me a PM.
Come out of the closet!
I meet up to 10 deportees (ie. formerly incarcerated persons) per week.
I meet up to 5 ISG lurkers (ie. ISG "regular" members / senior members with nothing to contribute, but mamon (ie. leeching) per week.
Are you ready for Nicaragua? No! That's why you lurk!
Meat Loaf has arrived to conquer European and North American tourists, with some Nicas sprinkled throughout.
On Saturday, I and my "ex-employee" sat upon my porch watching the pedestrian traffic. Being flojo or "spoiled," I decided to sell my furniture. In approximately twenty-years of "self sufficiency" I have never sold my furniture or other material possessions. I simply give it away and claim the "gift" as a chartiable deduction on the IRS 1040. But not this time!
These Nicas and their constand requests for "free shit" made / makes me 100% grosero. For if I gave / give them anything else it would only encourage their behaivor. And I can't encourage the "mantener mentality."
So, I tell the "ex-employee" to sell the furniture. He made a few conversations on the street; he placed the muebles (ie. furniture) in-front of the house; he negotiated the sales in native-Nicaragua "Mercado Oriental" fashion. Myself, I'm a Tepito guy from Cd. Mexico when street barter is performed.
All of the furniture was sold within two (2) hours!
The house was 1,500 square feet of furniture and fixtures. (I'm a single guy.)
All of the furniture was sold to residents of my block!
All of the residents had the cash in their wallets / purses / pockets / ATM. They were not "poor" or "broke." What were all of those requests for "free sh*t" about? Opportunitists! Exploiters! In search of "bobo (ie. fools.)
I don't know if I'm impressed in the ease of sale, or what?
All I know is that they had the money in their pockets! And they asked what more I had to sell.
Granted, I sold the furniture at 1/6 of its purchase price. The furniture was purchased within the past 18-months. I achieved my objective in getting the furniture out of my possession. My other option and normal method is to give it away, but not to these "moochers." I'm happy!
Why is / was he an "ex-employee"? Although he earned lucrative commissions; free everything else; and access to the upper-crust of society via my invite; he's still Nica. What is not guarded is stolen. This "bobo" stole my C$ 800 drill with drill bits (ie. C$ 120) for resale on the street. Despite his opportunity / success in earning in US $2,000 base (ie. C$ 40,000,) he's still Nica. And Nicaragua is 100% about "getting over" on someone else, especially a foreigner (ie. Gringo.) Nicaraguans always do stupid sh*t like this! I've seen done by others to others, repeatedly.
Of course, some "stereotyping" was done in the above paragraph.
LESSON / ADVISE: Don't Spend Your Money on Anyone Other than Yourself, and P*ssy Access for C$ 150 per polvo. Or if you do, "budget" their expense and "fuck-ups" into their salary / "physical presence." This is how you SURVIVE and remian "Mentally Strong" in Nicaragua!
I'm American and as an American everything is disposable (ie. desechable.)
Since youth, I found myself "throwing away," "giving away," and "leaving behind" those matierial possessions so many of you purhcase on credit (ie. future obligation of compensation.) Not becoming attached to material possessions is a trait so few Americans have 'cause all they have is the pursuit of materialism. This is why you can never leave your jobs for longer than the 2-week vacation! This is why you can't / could not / do not SURVIVE Latin America!
I always find and have found the pursuit of compensation with the expressed intent of puchasing consumer items to be more fun than the acquisition of such disposable wares! Simply stated, it's more fun earning the money to purchase in cash than actually possessing the item!
So, I sold all of the furniture I had in my third (3) Managua residence. I lived in three (3) different neighborhoods in Managua over the course of three (3) years. At each residence, I purchased new furniture as to complement the residence. At the end of each move, I sold / give / gave away the muebles (ie. furniture.)
Typically, for the past 15 years I would give the muebles away to the neighborhood, but Nicaragua is 100% regalo and I will not sponsor the mentality of mantener!
You aint getting sh*t free from me: I support (ie. mantener) your lame ass everyday, allday, for years, and now you want my furniture. "A La Tuya."
So, the furniture I had was sold for less than US $30 per item!
What?
Yes!
Everything was sold for less than C$ 600 which everyone had in their pockets. I sold all of the furniture within two (2) hours.
The story changed when I charged US $100 / C$ 2,000 for a bed!
Palmado! Palmado! Palmado!
The bed:
2-sheets of plywood.
5- 2x4
2- 4x4
1-mattress
1-headboard
1-footboard
2-drawers
2-rails of lujo
I paid / built the bed valued at US $600. The mattress (ie. colchon) was US $200. The plywood was US $60. The 2x4 were US $30. The 4x4 were US $10. The headboard, footboard, and side rails were US $300.
In Latin America, this is a quality bed / product! True in the USA once you rest upon it and don't get confused by the lack of "boxspring."
For two (2) weeks el barrio- the gulley side- asked about the bed. For two (2) weeks they attempted to make "verbal claims."
* "Lay A Way" is not / should not be practiced in Nicaragua 'cause the owner will loose, BIG TIME. *
On Saturday, I and the "drill thief" repaired the bed. On Sunday, we assembled the bed and placed it on the street for retail sale. I went into "Tepito Mode."
Running straight retail street vendor game I attempted to move the product in-front of my home.
All the neighbors inquired about the price, but nobody had the C$ 2,000. Regardless of product they do not have US $100 available nor do their extended family!
They have US $30 disposable with the assistance of their family, but not US $100. Remember, the annual income is US $1,000, and that is for those with jobs. The other 40 - 80% of the population do not have jobs!
After three hours, 1100, I placed the bed onto the street as to disrupt traffic. Signs and banners were placed advertising the bed, mattress, and its price. I spent approximately US $5 on the publicity.
Still nothing.
I flagged down a pick-up truck with 18 speakers (ie. concert speakers.) I paid US $20 for two (2) hours of advertising the bed via loud speaker.
We uploaded the bed onto the bed of the pick-up truck. We (4 people) drove the bed around Managua advertising its sale via loudspeakers!
I, Meat Loaf, offered "el Gran Regalo para Nicaragua." Muchisimas gracias Managua para todo.
My salesman, the drill thief, worked the microphone hard with great skills and talent.
We drove all over Managua including the Oriental Market!
After two hours, nobody purchased the bed!
Everyone knew of my intention to destroy / burn the bed if nobody purchased it. No Hay Regalos!
No Hay Regalos: Everyone asked for the bed as a regalo, but they don't have C$ 2,000 to sleep in luxury. F*ck You!
We returned to my house. Thanks and gratitude were given to my neighborhood via loudspeaker. Many grins and smiles were received from their hospitality.
I, and the drill thief, began destroying the bed before the eyes of my former-neighbors. I purchased a cirucho (ie. hand saw) and we began destroying the bed so that nobody, including garbage pickers, could utilize its pieces.
I'm grosero (ie. rude/ ignorant/ spitefull,) si!
We destroyed the bed's wood pieces including the headboard, footboard, and other materials.
At night, 2200 hours, I set the mattress ablaze in the intersection.
Earlier, I had contracted a neighborhood garbage man for its removal and disposal (ie. C$ 50.) He stated, "I thought you were joking about destroying the bed." He had asked me several times for the bed as a regalo, but NO HAY REGALOS.
HAY REGALOS DEMESIADOS en Nicaragua. And this bed was not going to be one of the regalos.
I loaded-up my suitcase and computer equipment for relocation to a fully-furnished Granada residence with pool and three (3) staff.
I'm American and everything is 100% disposable (ie. desechable.)
Nicaraguan Sleeping Style: (1) Hammock, (2) Folding Mattress (ie. cot), (3) twin-size bed, (4) queen size bed, (5) couch, if they have one, and (6) the tile floor.
And yet, they didn't / couldn't produce the C$ 2,000. I truly felt sad for myself and for them. They sit around all day, doing nothing, and when the "gift horse" presents himself they are unprepared. Instead, they do what they are accustom (ie. ask for the regalo.)
Lesson Learned: US $100 / C$ 2,000 is alot of money to the population. I never truly knew this until I tried to earn it. And I gave this bed away as a bargain.
You Cannot Afford Nicaragua! Nicaragua is a place you live; and earn your income overseas. If you want to invest in Nicaragua stick to the Nicaraguan Stock Exchange and let someone else manage the labour force and bullsh*t.
When you associate with bullsh*t, the bullsh*t will come your way!
In the words of Houston, Texas, rapper "Slim Thug":
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-WkKXPM72s&feature=related)
They use to be my main homies
I'm the one with change,
but they the ones that changed on me
I blame myself for f*cking with phonies,
I should of knew better
You can't expect to get paid if you aint a "go-getter"
I'm getting mine in a major way,
on the grind trying to find how much I can get paid today
It's only one way for me
if I want it I'm gonna' get it
It aint my fault you "N-word" got your chance and bullsh*tted
Wrapping-up loose ends, I sent this cholo (ie. thug) to handle some business. He returns sitting in the back of the police truck! They (ie. the police) and he (ie. the detainee) drove across town for this mordida.
Hold-up "Wardie." He returned to my house with the laws / patrulla / police / 1-time / 'dem boys in blue / Smurfs.
Violation! Violation! Violation!
Where did he learn "street skills / game"?
Answer: Those 7 years in USA prison didn't teach him sh*t!
Consultation: No wonder you aint got no shine (ie. you're poor and broke.) You don't need to be in the streets (ie. criminal activities.) No wonder you got deported with US $10 after serving 7 years in work camp for US $0.25 per hour. You perform decent work, but you're "caliente (ie. police interaction prone.)
Risk: 2 years in Nicaraguan prison (ie. his story / reason / razon for bringing the police to my home and involving me.)
I invited the police into the home; conversed; and handed them C$ 500 for his release / freedom. (They requested C$ 300, but I didn't have change.)
Why? I stand-by my "employees."
I was holding about C$ 25,000 in my wallet which made them greedy. I told them who I was and what I'm about for their future knowledge.
I sent the cholo walking with his termination papers.
Slim Thug says it all and therefore I need to say no more.
P.S. If / When you live / build a new life in another country you must meet and get to know everyone and all types of people for SURVIVAL. You must leave your "comfort zone" that has been built by you / for you since birth. If you're a weak person in character you will not last / SURVIVE any country! You need to rebuild everything and build upon what you built in your domestic country. If not, you're Carne Molida Comida Rapida.
[QUOTE=Lesson Learned: US $100 / C$ 2,000 is alot of money to the population. I never truly knew this until I tried to earn it. And I gave this bed away as a bargain.[/QUOTE]
This is an important lesson. I for one will make it five times harder to let go of my C$ 2000. We have spoiled them with easy money. So easy to forget just how life really is in Nicaragua. In the future I will only provide meat with the Sunday meal. The more we spend the more stupid they consider us. Nothing is appreciated in Nicaragua.
Xdred
Who has more free time, XDred or Meat Loaf? XDred is competing very strongly with his postings at various times of day! LOL.
So in Mangua, everyone that passes / walks by your home looks inside! Do they look inside as normal human behaivor or as ladrones (ie. thieves)?
If you're USA, this is not allowed and is considered a violation. If you act USA in this regard, you will fight (ie. physical violence) everyday, all day long!
Accept the fact that everyone will "scope your sh*t out."
Accept the fact that an open door or window means solicitation.
Accept the fact that they will move your curtains to the side as to gain a clear view of your possessions.
Accept the fact that everyone and anyone is a target (ie. carne blanca) for robbery via physical violence.
Accept the fact that they may ring your bell (ie. busca) for up to 1-hour for the C$100 propina.
Accept the fact that you need a trustworthy local on payroll to handle the bullsh*t in their native-tongue. This is for YOUR SURVIVAL.
Managua is the residence of 45% of the population!
Ever wonder why people live behind 16-foot concrete walls (ie. prison) and bars on their windows and doors. In the event of fire- Burn Baby Burn!
I never did / do not like this trait whatsoever and had to get ghetto!
I keep a bucket of dirty water near the front door to throw upon those univited who refuse to leave my sidewalk or porch! TRUTH. They run when I grab the bucket!
Honestly, you need a security guard to sit on your porch 24-hours! This is for YOUR SURVIVAL.
[QUOTE=Accept the fact that everyone and anyone is a target (ie. carne blanca) for robbery[/QUOTE]
All colors of carne are on the nica menu as you have experienced.
Xdred
K.I.S.S. = Keep It Simple Stupid.
Cut to the chase; f*ck the noise; and save the drama for your momma: I want to financially support you, your mother, and your children (ie. te quiero mantener.)
This is what it is all about: SURVIVAL (ie. food, clothing, shelter, health.)
I actually make this statement within the first five (5) minutes! Sometimes within the first minute (ie. 60 seconds.)
It makes things a lot better and transparent. They have no source of income and gastos (ie. bills) up the a*s! They are thinking at step #1 about getting your money so beat them to the punch!
They ask you your profession within the first five (5) questions:
(1.) What's your name?
(2.) Where do you live?
(3.) What are you doing in Nicaragua?
(4.) What is your job? How do your SURVIVE?
(5.) Who is your wife / girlfriend?
(6.) How many children do you have?
(7.) Do you give the mother of your child(ren) money to SURVIVE?
* Never tell them yes to #7. If you do she will go directly to exploitation; get pregnant; leave you; and wait for the check / money / reales. And if you are USA that means 20% for 18 - 25 years. Always answer no! Always! When she says why you don't give the mother of your child(ren) any money, simply tell her, " I need that money to financially support you and your children. The next guy your baby's momma is f*cking and mentener her like I want to mantener you." She will smile and say that's correct. It's about SURVIVAL and f*ck the next person. FACT. *
This is how you win in MGA: GUARANTEED.
Females exploitn in the same fashion within the USA, but with credit cards and leases.
XDred educated me on how to control / manage / present carrots to Chicas Nicas by simply allowing them to hold car keys in their hands when entering public establishments.
Tell us more on how this works, XDred.
Many times in literature the difference between reality and fantasy are vivid. In other times it is fused.
I never knew the power of my words until today!
I do apologize to those that desire I stop writing such fiction! I will stop writing: This post will be my last post.
A gentleman suggested that I choose a different forumn to write. And he was / is correct. I will choose to write in the area of "true contribution" to la sociedad.
After this gentleman's suggestion, a 'friend" stated more truth to me which was / is the reality.
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
I, Meat Loaf, have been writing about fantasy and not reality! I have been exposed. The stories I write are merged with truth, fantasy, and fary tales.
Hopefully during these fused times I have not "pissed" anyone off that warrents revenge. For I never simply formed words together.
Sabes (ie. You know,) I thought and was introduced to the power of prose / text with these postings. I know that my writing skills are more advanced than others and found it a joy to take a reprieve from my "computer-based" job of writing contracts, marketing, etcetera, and write some entertainment.
Entertainment should never be achieved at the sake of criminal activity. Writing about "brainstormed" ideas of granduer is what ISG is / was for me. I do / did everything possible as to leave a benefit wherever I am. I strive to be a "postive contributor" in every society, especially those where I am a tourist.
To understand what Meat Loaf wrote about one must read every post in totallity. Categorize those posts that were offensive on one side, and those that were positive on the other. Combining all posts will give you an idea, in-depth, of expat / foreign residence. It attempted to cover or think about all angles of "the game."
As stated before, "SURVIVAL in Nicaragua" will come to your door!
Truth be Told: (1) I had to change the theme because many believed what was written. (2) I wrote about crime and street activity and those tones of oppression as to educate / inform you of the life-experience of others. (3) This topic grew into a topic / idea of "Granduer." (4) This idea of "Grandeur" became / gave spark to my prior-life of medicrity! It became fantasy- 1000%.
I always attempted to guide those that may detour into violations of mandate to steer clear of such. I never disparaged (mispelled) anyone by always using alias names and fantasy experiences. I always attempted to entertain / not collude / educate for the upliftment of society with the understanding of society. I attempted to fuse all without any area being void or neglected.
When a tourist / guest in another person's country you cannot do anything abstract from their culture. For this may be seen as an opporuntity to exploit / enforce / manipulate the foreigner.
Those that SURVIVE Latin America do so because they have no other option!
It truly takes a rare or sponsored breed to endure. Let's face it, You Never Get Far From Where You Were Born.
Fellas', you will have experiences in foreign countries that will scare you sh*tless! You will be wishing you were back at home in the domestic country eating the bullshit / crow they present you. You never know who they are, but everyone knows who you are (ie. the foreigner; loud mouth.)
It are these crossing points that "check" your desire for expat status! It are these crossing points where it becomes 100% local vs. the foreigner. This is when only transparency will save you! This is when the difference in legal systems (ie. Roman vs. Civil) will be learned. One system is (a) guilty until proven innocent and the other is (b) innocent until proven guilty.
I, Meat Loaf, talk / type a lot! I have this desire to always talk. I study a lot and read lots of books so that I will have product knowledge. Everything I learn and become educated upon is for future reference. With my ability to write and speak, it become recognized and not just chatter.
I respect all I encounter! I am grateful and attempt to lend a helping hand!
I've always encouraged and recommended everyone to operate in a transparent way. I like that term and idea. Far too often and to their detriment those that don't get eaten-up. And the comida (ie. food) is more juicy when foreigner or imported. Unfortunately for the imported food they do not know the cooking methods of the new domestic country.
These stories used some personal information, a lot of fantasy, a trace of truth, and hopefully nothing of detriment to anyone!
Truth be Told: I'm nothing more than a lot of puffery, fantasy, and visions of granduer! I'm a salesman and telling a good story is valuable through its entertainment value.
A friend of mine relvealed / suggested that I take my writing skills exhibited on this board to another forumn where I can actually help grow / develop this country, Nicaragua, into a more powerful place for its residents. This is my calling and desire in life to contribute to society. I have been blessed during my stay / life in Nicaragua. Hopefully, I didn't deteriorate or talk / write bad about Nicaragua. This country is a great country for those that want to contribute! And I do. Nicaragua is my favorite country of six (6) countries formerly-resided.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
The power of the internet is REAL! Cyberspace vs. the Reality? The words and actions posted on the internet are ever-lasting. The repretation is ever-lasting and accessible. I know that one day, if not today, these postings will be associated with me in the person (ie. Real Life,) which is why I attempted to expand the topic of discourse into those of empowerment for all. It really became a journal of newly acquired information, sexual fantasy, and writing practice. I knew that my posting would become personally identifyable which is why they gained strength in words.
I simply suggest / request that those who identify these words to my person don't apprach with bias, but void predjudice as I do / have / will do.
I'm honored to be a guest in Nicaragua; being welcomed into Nicaragua; and attempting to find my way through the society. After all, I love this country and chose it as a place where I, the average man, can contribute. Others suggest I go back to the USA. I sure would like to stay in Nicaragua
"Fans," I'm an intenet professional with a lot of free-time. This is evident by how many stories I was able to create / write. I found this to be a place / any place to educate you on what I've learned over time. My prose will be / is more valuable than this forumn and the "dark cloud" presented over certain members of the populace.
As Hollywood does, I did: Sell the public what they want to consume, in a legal manner.
Again, I apologize for those I may have offended or who feel my writings are detrimental to our overall view / objective for Nicaragua. I would be and am grateful for the kind arms and citizens who embraced me.
This will be / is my last post! I have deleted this account! I understand and recognize my role! And thank you (ie. that person(s)) for taking the time to inform me of goings-on and other goings.
God Bless You and Me
Meat Loaf.
Someone that knows me suggested I stop this fictional myth called Meat Loaf if I am to SURVIVE. I choose to SURVIVE!
And still a third presented themselves before my eyes and in my comfort zone. That person accomplished their results! I realize my bullsh*t is too powerful; too detailed; and too believable. You truly know who I am as witnessed before your eyes.
With his comfort zone violated Meat Loaf made the decision to survive. Living in Nicaragua is not easy and often complex. The majority of foreigners choose to live in a bubble i.e. gated communities and communicate with the local populace only on a limited basis. Their friends are other foreigners.
This was not Meat Loaf’s style. He choose freedom of movement and association.
Was there fiction in the posts? Very little in my opinion. Yes ML has a unique and gifted writing style. There was a tendency to highlight the violence only to protect others visiting the country. The danger however is real.
For the many readers who desire to know exactly what happened I will spell it out. Too powerful and too detailed is the root issue. There are people and groups WORLDWIDE who do not like or approve of the existence of forums such as the ISG.
Transparency in Nicaragua politics has been criticized in the world press since the elections last November. Foreign aid has been cut by the EU and US as a result. Articles have claimed the local newspapers are practicing self censure.
You should visit Nicaragua. The people are friendly and warm. Stay out of their politics.
The president of Nicaragua stated he “felt more free” without the foreign aid and outside influence. .
Nicaragua is a free country with many benefits. As I have written in previous posts you must do the mandatory “Balls Check” prior to boarding the plane.
Lets keep the forum going as Meat Loaf gets sorted.
Xdred
Fillychaser
05-23-09, 01:29
WTF - An existential treatise is not what this forum is about! I will go out tonight, have a couple of beers, and post a report tomorrow.
Fillychaser
06-02-09, 18:03
I have been coming to Cueto Club since about 1992. I was there when it opened with a dirt floor and butt ugly hoes. Over the years it has gotten slightly better, but all in all it is still a piece of crap. Yesterday was the first time I have gone to Good Times and was fairly impressed. It is the closest to an American strip bar, with a good assortment of girls averaging sixes and sevens with a couple of eights and maybe a nine among the lot.
The cool thing about Good Times is the novel idea of having a cutout hole on top of the strip pole through which the girls arrive on stage. It is sort of like the old batman animated series, or a fireman's pole. It is funny because you will be looking around to see where the next girl is coming from, and all of the sudden there she is. There are a couple of enterprising girls who actually climb back up the pole and do a custom change during the middle of their set.
The entrance fee to Good Times is C$30 compared to Cueto's C$10, but it feels very safe and the quality of the chicas is way better. Frost beer, which is new and very good, costs C$30 as well. The only problem I had was there was a pungent smell of either old beer or day old puke, which I could not get used to.....I also did not get the price of the chicas as I had to return to my hotel.
Two months ago I had the privledge of meeting an "upper crust" Nicaraguan. Educated in the USA at a "Top 10" university for his undergraduate, graduate, and doctorate is his academic career. His offspring followed his carretera (ie. road.) He has moreno (ie. brown) skin. He speaks fluent, advanced vernacular, and slightly accented English. He resides in Nicaragua due to "You Die Where You're Born" syndrome!
Our first conversation was one that spanned many themes / topics of Meat Loaf. He knew every theme delivered by Meat Loaf on ISG and was extremely aggitated by my "Father's Rights" advocacy.
He witnessed Meat Loaf escorted by his "security team" and witness firsthand Meat Loaf cazando las hembras (ie. hunting down the b*tches.)
I grew to admire, respect, and yearn for further association with this gentleman.
He told / counseled / encouraged me that my patronage in brothels is not required and is beneath my capabilities. Nonetheless, I saw him "creeping" with two (2) wh*res / community property on Mother's Day.
Two (2) months ago he said that he doesn't patronize putas, but frequents the brothel to drink cervezas. I do too, but every now and then the girls need C$ 150 for los ninos y estaba alla para ayudarles.
Keep Creeping: I know that your expected me to write about our first encounter and I started the post, but it was too good and detailed that I stopped its transcription. I will write about our discourse in the near future.
See you soon at Don Sr. Lurker!
Dancehall King "Sizzla" says it all in "Solid as a Rock!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCWawwIiA1I
Chivatas (ie. soverign snitches,) chismosos (ie. gossipers,) and "cock blocks" attempted to stop me, and did for a while (ie. Meat Loaf "Final Post.")
Or was it a rouse? Quien sabes, but sitting directly across from me at the executive desk was where it went down (ie. extortion and intimidation via jurisprudence.)
As in the USA, legal action is perpetuated against the ignorant and defenseless! Ultrama (ie. overseas) it is worse due to language, custom, and lack of legal knowledge. This is why retaining a legal team upon arrival is mandatory.
I enjoy writing on ISG and accept the "negative association" of such postings. Don't knock me 'cause I'm getting p*ssy and you have chosen manogomy. That's your choice. And the choice of many chavalas is Meat Loaf. Don't hate, Congratulate!
Let's summarize this episode and previous posts with a good listening to Sizzla!
Let's get back to work! And remember Meat Loaf posts are written in Real Time for maximum effect / reality! No other person brings their readership into the condom, into the streets, and into the society as does Meat Loaf through his "Real Time Postings."
I have been coming to Cueto Club since about 1992. I was there when it opened with a dirt floor and butt ugly hoes. Over the years it has gotten slightly better, but all in all it is still a piece of crap. Yesterday was the first time I have gone to Good Times and was fairly impressed. It is the closest to an American strip bar, with a good assortment of girls averaging sixes and sevens with a couple of eights and maybe a nine among the lot.
The cool thing about Good Times is the novel idea of having a cutout hole on top of the strip pole through which the girls arrive on stage. It is sort of like the old batman animated series, or a fireman's pole. It is funny because you will be looking around to see where the next girl is coming from, and all of the sudden there she is. There are a couple of enterprising girls who actually climb back up the pole and do a custom change during the middle of their set.
The entrance fee to Good Times is C$30 compared to Cueto's C$10, but it feels very safe and the quality of the chicas is way better. Frost beer, which is new and very good, costs C$30 as well. The only problem I had was there was a pungent smell of either old beer or day old puke, which I could not get used to.....I also did not get the price of the chicas as I had to return to my hotel.
Wow, since 1992. I was still waiting to grow pelitos in 1992. This just goes to show how putear is a profession.
Victoria Frost is a new beer product that has been on the street for 6 months. They also have regular Victoria. The company is really marketing the Frost to compete with Tona. Brava never gained market share.
Great report and welcome back home, "Robert in Managua."
Two Saturdays ago I went to Club Azul. This is a Salvadoreno franchise of lower quality than their predecessor. A local dive where you must get searched to enter and view porno on the television screens.
I saw a few "stank hoes" that I knows and drank a liter.
To my surprise was a morena with no arms! Yes, both arms were amupated in the mid-forearm area.
She was slender and looked classy in her white dress.
She took my order for the liter of beer and two (2) glasses. She came back carrying the liter of beer and two glasses.
Curious as to her personality, I wanted to invite her to converse. Unfortunately, some other patron "rented" her for the hour. Contrary to predjudice, this patron was not drunk nor was he a vagobundo: He as a "normal" guy.
What girl needs arms when they have a (1) mouth for chupadas and to apply the condom, (2) a vagina to receive the meat, and (3) a salida (ie. exit) that handles inbound and outbound traffic?
She must have BIG confidence to be a "working girl" with no arms. Then again, she has no choice in her physical appearance.
This was the first-time in my 17 years of "clubbing" that I have witnessed such a thing. The only other time close was in Mexico where I witnessed a midget stripper, and her money was taller than she is!
I went to the old neighborhood and said what's up to the homies. Lots of handshakes and lots of hugs were given and received. While in the cut, I stopped by the house of "thick as smuckers jelly." For those avid readers of Meat Loaf posts you may remember the story of "pimp slappin'."
Rehash: In 2007, this "clucker (ie. chicken head) stole, ran a fast one for C$500. I was holding about C$25,000 in my pockets. I pulled out the money and told the cantina "aint gonna' be no stealin' nothin' from me." My running buddy from Russia said to calm down before I get jacked. I slapped the girl with my pimp hand! The owner kicked me out of the cantina. I went and retrieved the equalizer along with the ski mask. We had a discussion at about 2 a.m. She learned her role. This was in the early days of Meat Loaf in Managua and you must let the 'hood know how you get down in the #1 Spanish-speaking Ghetto of Latin America.
"Thick as Smuckers Jelly" is a ghetto-girl and ghetto-girls are the same worldwide. They communicate with strength. Being a Gringo, just like you, makes people think that they can "get over" on you 'cause "you're rich" and will run back to the USA ASAP.
I educate the populace that this is not my situation and therefore they know we must live together.
I've always liked "Thick as Smuckers Jelly" and she most certainly can be my #2 girl. And I told her this the other day when at her home. She was happy and surprised to see me. We talked and I took control!
I grabbed her and told her that I wanted to "knock that p*ssy out of the box." Just like that. No romance. No food and drinks. Just 100% dick is what I offered.
I cruched her p*ssy a few times over the past three years so she knew and knows how I'm laying pipe.
With the house half-empty, we went to her bedroom. We exchanged some spit. And I derobed her. All of the meat looked good. Thick legs. Juicy a*s. Hairy pussy. Swole titties. Big nipples. Firm arms and shoulders. Clase Carne tiene ella (ie. she has some nice meat.)
I broke her spine with long-dong! I was knee-deep in the p*ssy for about 1.5 hours. She was trying to bullsh*t with "do this, do that," but I told her to shut the f*ck up and take this d*ck. She did and was wider coast-to-coast. She gained 1 orgasm for herself and I gave her two nutts. I told her that I'll stop by again soon and that she needs to be in my house taking the d*ck all day, everyday. She liked what she heard.
Conclusion: She likes a man to take control and exhibit strength. Our relationship with her jacking me for C$500 made me obligated to show force otherwise I wouldn't gain her respect. I gained her respect by taking the p*ssy. Hopefully she won't get stupid and will "get in where she fits in" and she'll become my #2 girl. I always did like her!
AlLostInSpace13
07-18-09, 08:14
I went shopping today, plus got a haircut - very satisfied. I called up my old taxi driver buddy and we he came to my hotel and picked me up at 6.
He took me to a joint in Malago called club girls. It turned out to be a hostess strip bar, but it was early so there were only 2 girls... my buddy checked the prices for me, but I wasn't interested in either of the 2 girls.
We left for Fridays to grab a bite. After food we strolled Zona Rosa for chicas. I wanted an all-nighter. There was a blonde one that looked really young from far, but passed the age test once we got closer. Unfortunately she wasn't interested in all nighter. SW prices were 300/pop and 800 for all night. (all prices in local currency.)
We then went to Good Time night club and watched girls over a beer. GT girls were quoting 500/pop. I thought the GT girls were similar qualities with SWs except they have better outfits, so I decided to go back to ZR to stroll for SW.
Don't get me wrong, general SW quality isn't as good as the GT girls, but with patience you will come across one that has similar quality as the GT girls. I found Corina (tall and dark complexion with short black hair) and we agreed on 700 all night. I wasn't alarmed with the sudden drop in price, and thought I got a good deal.
At the hotel she asked for money up front. For me 700 isn't a significant sum of money, so I just gave it to her. After money changed hands I then found out that, as Corina pointed out, the money negotiation was for massage all-nighter, no sexo! Obviously I realized immediately I've beed had. I thought about kicking her out right away, but decided I would get her to massage me all night instead (evil grin). She proceeded to give me a massage and surprisingly her fingers are really strong and she could really be in the massage business. I was hoping for a happy ending, but obviously that wasn't going to happen. I almost fell asleep during the massage. I was somewhat tired and she was quite good. Before the massage began, I locked my wallet.
After the first set of massage we sat in bed and watched tv for a while. She said she wanted a beer, but I said no. She called her friend to bring her 4 beers. Btw, she said her friend would give me sexo at no charge, but I really didn't trust her any more at that time, so I said no.
After some tv and there was a good boxing match that we finished watching, I asked her to massage again. She started to massage again. After massage for another while, she realized that she wasn't going to get any money out of me and started to make excuses to leave. At this point, I had her company for 2 hours already. I wasn't going to stop her, but I managed to check her handbag for any items that belonged to me, and I checked my wallet and all the money was still there and I let her go.
So I think next time I will not give her money until all the clothes are off.
I live and learn,
Alex
AlLostInSpace13
07-19-09, 08:27
Today is Saturday. I met up with my driver buddy. After withdrawing some cordobas from the atm, we went to Good Time (sic) again.
Surprisingly today's price is better than yesterday's (Friday)! Good Time is what N. Americans called the full-service strip club. c30 to enter and beer is c30. Today's (Saturday) price to have sex with the dancers is c350, yesterday was c500 (may be yesterday's was a gringo price). I think the atmosphere is much more intimate when the dancers also do full service. If you want to warm up first then buy the girls a drink and you get lap dance at your couch. Full touching is allowed during lap dance, with the clothes on. I can see that a lot more is tolerated here. When the dancer get off the stage, I saw one guy grabbed her tit and he got away with it. Back in N. America, this would have let to expulson from the club.
There was a LOT of drama at Good Time. I saw a dancer had a fight with her boyfriend. It appeared to me he wasn't too happy with her occupation - which is bs, of course. So she was really upset, and got up to argue with her bf several times, all this while she was giving lap dance to another guy. The club was packed tonight and there was a crowd standing around the stage. I guess some pushing and shoving started a fight and I saw 2 guys duked it out. They threw punches to each other for at least 30 seconds (which is a long time when in a fist fight) and almost immediately after someone smashed a bottle I saw security put a chokehold on the guys to stop the fight.
After several beers we left for strolling around centro for chicas again. I'm 95% sure that there is at least 1 TV SW. Many SWs between the Hilton Princess and the Lafise clock tower. Strange that price went down again today. Yesterday I was quoted c350, but today the first price was c200. This time around I made sure that the price was for sexo to avoid yesterday's mistake. White girl with blonde hair by the name of Carmen. c200 for service at my hotel, plus $2 for taxi. Not a bad deal.
Alex
july 19 is the independance day of the sandanista (fsln) revolution aginst the gran imperialista, usa!
30th anniversary of the revolution, july 19, 2009.
today is a day of 100% anti-gringo sentiment. songs, speeches by presidents of communist and socialist nations, and jubilation is today.
with the populace drinking caballito, mombacho, ron plata, flor de cana, centenario, tona, victoria, and whatever other beverage is available much "mob action" is possible.
location: plaza fe en carretera norte. the area where all of the government buildings are located.
caution: those that look gringo should stay away due the volatility of mob action, especially if you don't speak spanish. those that have a little more skin color and speak spanish may venture, but again, mob action is the rule of the day. it only takes 1-fool to ignite the crowd!
the events of honduras makes today an even more volatile day of anti-gringo sentiment. memories of yesterday are celebrated and shared. encouragement and encitement for another revolution to take place to "regain" honduras will be heavily marketed!
see you on the streets with guado in hand. you aint ready for nicaragua!
tomorrow, july 20, 2009, will be volatile in the metrocentro / uca / carretera masaya area as protestors will be present. guns, lanzamordelos, chizas, rocks, stones, and other weapons will be used by the "mob." last year, a television reporter was shot! again, gringos should stay clear! with all of the energy being built throughout the day and well into the night the "mob" changes locations.
lanzamordelo is a bazooka-type weapon that shoots grenades or firework ammunitions. it is the easiest weapon to obtain and used in street fights. you can shoot it from afar and hit your target, possibly. no license is required since it is used for fireworks and church celebrations. it makes a huge explosion when fired. this is the weapon with no criminal liability.
Yesterday's celebration was rather tame compared to years prior. It stopped early when normally it goes well into the night. Tambien, Chavez no estaba.
Coffin
In the crowd walked some revolutionaries carrying a coffin with the words, "Death to those that stole Honduras." The crowd liked it!
Viva Sandino
On loud speakers is the gritaso, ¡Viva Sandino! This always excites the crowd and was played less than normal.
Alexis Arguello
Homage was paid to Alexis during the celebration.
Nobel Peace Prize
A Nicaraguan, Mayan Indian, was given the Nobel Peace Prize for something and she took the stage to talk against colonialism.
¡Viva ALBA!
All ALBA countries broadcasted the celebration on their television stations.
Bombs & Clocks
On points of historical reference and facts are confirmed with the sound of bombs echoeing on the loudspeakers.
To get the point across, clocks rang indicating that the time is ticking.
It's cool!
Daniel Ortega's Song
The Commandante Presidente Daniel Ortega has a song that is played for the crowd. It's a cool song.
Again, the 30th anniversary was rather tame compared to years prior.
Nobel Peace Prize
A Nicaraguan, Mayan Indian, was given the Nobel Peace Prize for something and she took the stage to talk against colonialism.
Rigoberta Menchú Tum
The Nobel Peace Prize 1992
She's from Guatemala. We can be a little touchy about that :-)
http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/laureates/1992/tum-bio.html
Took that trip to the gutter from the tranquil community of Granada. I miss the grime and crime! As when a youth, the suburban commute is / was tiring.
I hit the street and boarded a city bus. My name rings the streets of Managua. By "hook or crook" you're getting shook! While on the bus some carnales (ie. brothers) made a few comments about the 'hood to test my "street credibility." They must have known me 'cause I knocked it out as I do la panachoa (ie. p*ssy.)
Dropped anchor at a water hole. Some novatos (ie. rookies) appeared with "hate in their hearts." I told the fool my name, "Meat Loaf." He said it didn't matter if I Manuelito, Migelito o Fulanito. I slapped that fool in the mouth with a left-backhand. His buddie tried to raise-up and I pointed at him to grab some bench. Security ran-up to diffuse the situation. These fools were trying to "high sight" (ie. show off.) They talked trash about making moves on the outside. 2-on-1 aint sh*t: I'm coming out of Mexico where it's always at least 3- 5 versus 1. LOL.
Made a few rounds. Said what's up to the homies. Heard my name ring out like the clock tower at la Basilica. Talked to a neighborhood businessperson generating US $200,000 in annual sales. Made contact with a "shawty" and went to her 'hood. Con cuete legal we ventured into the "ladron zone." Said what's up the "moms" and "los ninos." Broke the mom off with 5-bara (ie. C$500) for comida. "Shawty" grabbed some clothes and returned to la Cd. Sultana (ie. Granada.) with a player.
While rolling around the city I compared the difference in ambiance between Cd. Granada y Cd. Managua and it's night-and-day. Anyone with intelligence would choose / prefer Granada. Those that reside in Managua do so for lack of economic mobility!
AlLostInSpace13
07-27-09, 05:48
Now that I've left hotel cristo rey, I can freely comment without fear of retribution - not that they can read English anyways, but that's besides the point.
The economic downturn must have hit the hotel as well. When I was there in January there was this short cheerful lady at the frontdesk, but she's no longer there. I think the owner's daughter replaced her.
When I was there last week, maintenance was being down on the courtyard ceremic tiles and there was so much hammering which started as early as 7am!!! Fortunately when I returned this week, the reno was finished.
The hot water didn't work. The in-room safety deposit box didn't work. The a/c worked, but I noticed that staff made a habit of going into my room while I was out and turned off the a/c - hey I wanted my a/c on all the time so that the bug will stay away, I didn't forget to turn it off, it was on for a reason. The energy-safer lights were not bright enough to read my travel guide book. Honestly I would never have stayed in this hotel if it wasn't SO CLOSE to Fenix. I was charged $46/night and compared this with the hotel Alhambra I stayed in Granada at $55/night, the latter was so much better.
Fenix was good. Just a 3 minute walk from hotel Cristo Rey, which is safe to do before 11 o'clock in the evening. Drinks are c$50 each. Lady drinks are c$100 each, but don't bother with that. Quickies are still c$200 each for 30 minutes at a time. There were a few 7's or 8's and for that kind of money, it's a steal. Also I managed to negotiate anal for c$100 more, which is about $5!
Before I left for Leon, I talked one of the Fenix girls into companying me. But on the day of travel, she never showed out - darn!
There was a Catherine Zeta Jones look-alike which I nailed twice. She looked so cold out on the lounge chairs, but worked really hard once dispatched to a room.
Don't walk back to hotel CR. Take a cab instead - just $1.
Alex
Now that I've left hotel cristo rey, I can freely comment without fear of retribution - not that they can read English anyways, but that's besides the point.
The economic downturn must have hit the hotel as well. When I was there in January there was this short cheerful lady at the frontdesk, but she's no longer there. I think the owner's daughter replaced her.
When I was there last week, maintenance was being down on the courtyard ceremic tiles and there was so much hammering which started as early as 7am!!! Fortunately when I returned this week, the reno was finished.
The hot water didn't work. The in-room safety deposit box didn't work. The a/c worked, but I noticed that staff made a habit of going into my room while I was out and turned off the a/c - hey I wanted my a/c on all the time so that the bug will stay away, I didn't forget to turn it off, it was on for a reason. The energy-safer lights were not bright enough to read my travel guide book. Honestly I would never have stayed in this hotel if it wasn't SO CLOSE to Fenix. I was charged $46/night and compared this with the hotel Alhambra I stayed in Granada at $55/night, the latter was so much better.
Fenix was good. Just a 3 minute walk from hotel Cristo Rey, which is safe to do before 11 o'clock in the evening. Drinks are c$50 each. Lady drinks are c$100 each, but don't bother with that. Quickies are still c$200 each for 30 minutes at a time. There were a few 7's or 8's and for that kind of money, it's a steal. Also I managed to negotiate anal for c$100 more, which is about $5!
Before I left for Leon, I talked one of the Fenix girls into companying me. But on the day of travel, she never showed out - darn!
There was a Catherine Zeta Jones look-alike which I nailed twice. She looked so cold out on the lounge chairs, but worked really hard once dispatched to a room.
Don't walk back to hotel CR. Take a cab instead - just $1.
Alex
They know who "Meat Loaf" is although I've never been there or met anyone representing the hotel. How is this possible? My many postings on ISG have increased and attracted business to the hotel. And these "Meat Loaf" fans talk about "Meat Loaf" being the reason for their presence. LOL.
Anal should be US $0 if you're d*cknig the girl down properly: When hitting that p*ssy doggy-style or 4x4 spread the cheeks open. If she's winking at you with her third eye then "it's open season." Spit onto the eye! Rub the saliva into and around her "dookie shoot." Slide a thumb into the bum. If she doesn't start squirming enter the abyss. If she starts squirming tell her to calm the f*ck down: "I'm in control of this p*ssy, B*tch!"
After all, p*ssy is free: She didn't pay anything to put the p*ssy on the shelves or inventory so why should you pay. D*ck is free and a lot cleaner. D*ck doesn't bleed, have puss, smell, and other medical issues like C*nts. Gross.
Kapitan Kreme
07-30-09, 16:14
Hey Meatloaf can you help out a brotha here?
Where is the best place to go for the hot p*ssy in Managua? Give it to me straight dawg!
Hey Meatloaf can you help out a brotha here?
Where is the best place to go for the hot p*ssy in Managua? Give it to me straight dawg!
The hoes are starving at Vale Todo!
Kapitan Kreme
07-31-09, 13:56
The hoes are starving at Vale Todo! Vale Todo? . C'mon man!
I've been reading left and right and up and down on this forum and I haven't seen a thing about 'Vale Todo'. How do I get there? Is it in a seedy neighborhood? Do I need to speak Spanish (I'm just kiddin' dawg, I read your posts and I know I'm the target and all that)
Throw us a bone here dawg! We are starving!
Thank you kindly in advance brotha Loaf!
Vale Todo? . C'mon man!
I've been reading left and right and up and down on this forum and I haven't seen a thing about 'Vale Todo'. How do I get there? Is it in a seedy neighborhood? Do I need to speak Spanish (I'm just kiddin' dawg, I read your posts and I know I'm the target and all that)
Throw us a bone here dawg! We are starving!
Thank you kindly in advance brotha Loaf!
I correct the Vale Todo location and recommend "Diamonds" across the street from MetroCentro Mall.
Yeah, it's a little pricey, but quality p*ssy charges quality prices!
Vale Todo is located in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano and is known by all taxi drivers.
Kapitan Kreme
08-02-09, 06:25
I correct the Vale Todo location and recommend "Diamonds" across the street from MetroCentro Mall.
Yeah, it's a little pricey, but quality p*ssy charges quality prices!
Vale Todo is located in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano and is known by all taxi drivers.How much are they gonna ask from me at those 2 places?
Do you think they'd give a bro a discount for 'carne negro'?
How much are they gonna ask from me at those 2 places?
Do you think they'd give a bro a discount for 'carne negro'?
I don't penny-pinch when it comes to pinching p*ssies!
US $100 cada polvo.
Kapitan Kreme
08-03-09, 15:47
I don't penny-pinch when it comes to pinching p*ssies!
US $100 cada polvo.100 doughnuts US! Is that for the weekend or for the whole week?
'Don't penny pinch' C'mon maaaaaaan!!!!!!!! Where did I read this morning that money don't fall from the sky? I think that was coming from you.
100 doughnuts US! Is that for the weekend or for the whole week?
'Don't penny pinch' C'mon maaaaaaan!!!!!!!! Where did I read this morning that money don't fall from the sky? I think that was coming from you.
Ok, "Kapitan Kreme,"
US $100 per hour on-site.
Suggestion: Drink you beer. Don't buy the hoes no beer. Talk and grope them instead. Get their contact information for home delivery at a discount.
'Dem b*tches straight hungry, wardie!
Kapitan Kreme
08-03-09, 22:17
Ok, "Kapitan Kreme,"
US $100 per hour on-site.
Suggestion: Drink you beer. Don't buy the hoes no beer. Talk and grope them instead. Get their contact information for home delivery at a discount.
'Dem b*tches straight hungry, wardie!I will definitely do all that.
But just let me know one thing. It's a myth or no? ."Descuento para la carne negra"
Mr. Kreme
I will definitely do all that.
But just let me know one thing. It's a myth or no? ."Descuento para la carne negra"
Mr. Kreme
"Kapitan Kreme,"
No. No hay descuento para la carne negra pero las mujeres encantan las besas negras.
Las mujeres quieren un caballo!
Kapitan Kreme
08-04-09, 17:41
"Kapitan Kreme,"
No. No hay descuento para la carne negra pero las mujeres encantan las besas negras.
Las mujeres quieren un caballo!So no discount. But they should be happy if I'm a caballo (=caballero???) and I have the carne negra and besas negra.
Meatloaf you are such a playa!
With warmest regards,
"Kapitan Kreme"
(Not too sure why you put my name in parenthesis. Maybe you know it's not the real name on my passport. Damn!!!)
so no discount. but they should be happy if i'm a caballo (=caballero???) and i have the carne negra and besas negra.
meatloaf you are such a playa!
with warmest regards,
"kapitan kreme"
(not too sure why you put my name in parenthesis. maybe you know it's not the real name on my passport. damn!!!)
parenthesis because it's a name / alias.
i'm a playa' that has been warming the bench for about 6-weeks. and now i have "peer pressure" 'cause the "biggest player in nicaragua," is coming to pick-up some money and has guided me in the local scene with contacts and encouragement. you know who you are.
they'll be happy that you are a caballo!
they will be happy if you don't share the carne negra: nicas are extremely jealous.
they will be happy if you enjoy besas negras.
they will be happier if you call "meat loaf" to handle the job properly! guaranteed.
Hey KK, do you know what besos negros (not besas negras as "besos" is a masculine noun) are? Hint: it has nothing to do with your skin color! I think your homey is fucken wichyu.
¡Ji ji ja ja!
Kapitan Kreme
08-05-09, 17:25
Hey KK, do you know what besos negros (not besas negras as "besos" is a masculine noun) are? Hint: it has nothing to do with your skin color! I think your homey is fucken wichyu.
¡Ji ji ja ja!That's why I wrote 'para dar o para recibir'. I don't give no besos negros. I can take'em but no kissy-kissy afterwards. Go wash yo' mouth out a couple times!
I know it's not besa. I was just writin' faster than I think.
And Meatloaf fuckenwitme! I know he wouldn't do that. Meatloaf is the MAN!
Kapitan (or 'Kaptian')
I'm down with brown but not that kinda brown ja ja
That's why I wrote 'para dar o para recibir'. I don't give no besos negros. I can take'em but no kissy-kissy afterwards. Go wash yo' mouth out a couple times!
I know it's not besa. I was just writin' faster than I think.
And Meatloaf fuckenwitme! I know he wouldn't do that. Meatloaf is the MAN!
Kapitan (or 'Kaptian')
Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.
Kapitan Kreme
08-06-09, 21:04
Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. Mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.Peanuts! Man, that is nasty. You gave me some nightmares dawg. I don't even eat it from the front end, much less out the dumpster. In fact unless she's workin it real good, I won't even suck no titty. But she best be ready when I bust a nut! I don't like to waste no good nut.
But let me get it straight.
1. Try out Diamonds across the street from MetroCento Mall. Grope' them & sweet talk them for some takeout cause it's expensive in house. I think in house is only for playas like meatloaf who drop the Alexanders. Me, I might drop some Abrahams, that's about it. He was my favorite prez anyhow after the man in house now.
2. Vale Todo in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano. How is that? Same setup as Diamonds? I just promise carne negro and besos negros and they good. And the Barrio? Should I take my piece with me?
3. All else fails contact the man: MEATLOAF!
Any other suggestions.
With most sincerest regards,
Mista Kreme
Chocha Monger
08-06-09, 23:55
Hours and hours of internet porn has turned me into an anal conosuier (ie. mispelled.) My first target is doggy style to view how her dookie-shoot looks. All of my screan savers are culos. I smell the culo. I finger the culo. And maybe if I'm hungry some peanuts will do. Hey, let's share a beer or marijuana cigarrette some time. LOL.
Thanks a lot Meat Loaf! I spewed my coffee all over the computer when I read this. :eek:
Here is a rendition of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" to set the mood for your anal activities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SP60n9v2YM
I've written about this topic several times since 2007- Nicaraguans say they want a job, but ........
So, I resided in Managua for three (3) years and built much fame! If you think I'm famous on ISG, imagine in person.
In the "old neighborhood," I held the most change! On the streets, I held the most change! Throughout the circuit, I kept my pockets swole. Everyone knows it which is why I had so many hoes at my alchante (ie. house.)
I informed / advertised to the hoes that I was offering "sex employee" status / live-in opportunity with negotiable salary. Everyone knew and applied when I was in Managua, but these lazy a*s hoes (ie. Nicaraguans) don't want to commute to Granada.
In Nicaragua, you must make it super easy and super convienent for both males and females in the employment arena. They really don't want to work and do so just as a distraction. Even worse, they want to "work" close to home.
Although I live in a mansion and they live in a studio apartment shared by mother, grandmother, and two ninos, they still don't arrive. Instead, they prefer to reside in their comfortable sqauler (mispelled.)
In Nicaragua, you must operate on the "Patron Platform." In Nicaragua, you can't be serious about too much if you are to stay sane.
"abq" and i made had plans to attack managua and started the day at 0730. this was to be his first excursion from the "friendly confines" of granada to the "gulley side." toasting on that 7-year rum we listened to music greats like eric clapton, carlos santana, mc leozinho, and then he became exposed. van morrison was suggested which was a reference to posts earlier by chocha monger.
you're a lurker! simple eye contact was made to indicate that i know that he knows that he is a lurker and i am "me loaf."
this gentleman stated that i should have more hoes than santa clause because i'm living in the mansion of 3,000 sq. feet as a bachelor; i'm super-handsome; i'm a millionare in cordobas; and i possess language fluency and intelligence. "abq" is correct.
arriving in managua we went to metrocentro mall. i "spit game" at two (2) chicas to no avail. i presented my "social card" to the girls for future communication.
my "social card" is simply a two-sided business card in the languages of english and spanish. they state my social telephone number and social email. presenting the "social card" is the easiest transference of contact information and produces results. so many results are yielded that i can't handle all of the phone calls i receive.
we arrived at an old neighborhood location and shared tragos with some amigas. "drdewman's" favorite model was present and sends you a hello: she was disapointed that "drdewman" reads meat loaf posts and therefore does not western union her any money. after a toast we changed locales.
location #2 was enjoyable as i shared conversation with an ex-employee. she helped me recruit new employees and "vouched" that i am a "buen jefe." after a bottle of rum we departed.
in route to the next location, "abq" attempted to get inside of my head. he stated that i, "me loaf" should "play in my sandbox." associate with my peers is what he referred. search and find a "real woman" to compliment me since i'm a real man. this is true, but i do not want to date / live in the usa. in latin america, regardless of country, it's harder to find your peers when successful 'cause it's a "closed community."
we played a little "stick ball" on the streets with the unemployeed and under-employeed.
location #3 was pleasurable as i "called out" an ex-employee from 2007. i "called out" this "hood rat" 'cause when she came to my home in 2007 and we shared social activities this hoe was spitting on my floor. yes, in nicaragua the girls spit like major league baseball players! it's unattractive watching girls spit, but especially disgusting when i, the host, must clean-up the mess. it got even worse in 2007 when she went to the bathroom. i informed her that i'm north american and we dispose of our toilet paper within the inodoro. nonetheless, she stayed nicaragua and threw the "shit stained paper" onto the floor becuase my bathrooms do not have a garbage can. in latin america, if you have a garbage can in the bathroom the populace will dispose of the paper in the waste basket and not toilet. the aroma is strong; the ambiance is ugly; and it's stupid. they claim the pipes for toilets are only 3-inches in diameter and therefore cannot process toilet paper. after these two signs of "uncooth" behaivor, she became my enemy.
i developed friendship with a "thick and rich" chavala as she sat upon my lap like santa clause. "abq" stated that i "like 'em big" which i do. i prefer my girls to have 1-tire and a phat a*s. i like meat so when we cuddle i have something to hold onto to. that skinny sh*t gets "no play" from the player.
at location #3 they attempted to fleece another gringo rolling solo, but i defused the situation. they attempted to charge him us $120 vs. us $8. the gringo gave me a us $5 propina for "protecting his interests."
location #4 was graced with my presence. a costena who's developed admiration of "a player" was present. i talked and joked with the girls as we listened to jamaican dancehall reggae.
as part of the tour, we went to el mercado oriental.
location #5 was and is a real dive. i was in search of "thicker than smuckers jelly," but she wasn't there. i saw a "clucker" from 2008 who gives "tres platos" as an appetizer.
location #6 was ayi-ayi. "xdreds" ex-companera was present: my "arch enemy" and i shared "mean muggin'" and middle fingers. the mother of "next baby" was present and we conversed about her getting pregnant by me. she needs another baby for the household entertainment. she had some good p*ssy; her tittie milk was delicious; and she's a nice person. i like her: i told her to get on the program and she will. from within her purse she presented my "social card" that was given to her months earlier.
after 10-hours of managua adventures, "abq" and i, "me loaf" returned to the "friendly confines."
Kapitan Kreme
08-10-09, 16:22
2. Vale Todo in Barrio Monsenor Lezcano. How is that? Same setup as Diamonds? I just promise carne negro and besos negros and they good. And the Barrio? Should I take my piece with me?Come on Meatloaf! You the king of Nicaragua livin' high off the hog and we just lookin for some scraps from the table dawg!
Just toss us a little scrap man. We hungry. Just a little bite for the little guy.
Vale Todo? Information brotha, this place is to write about Information!
isg senior member and i have known one another for some time. isg senior member is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. isg senior member enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for isg senior member to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!
i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for isg senior member i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, isg senior member can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."
"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.
safe & close to home
meeting isg senior member in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good isg senior member he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.
for days isg senior member attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)
(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)
leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the isg senior member to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)
boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. isg senior member was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future international sex guide posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from isg senior member.
por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.
pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. isg senior member and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.
having survived the bathroom's pool of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), i returned to our table. isg senior member asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.
at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, isg senior member and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."
with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, isg senior member slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.
in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.
the two (2) isg senior members departed this location.
as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.
gulley side:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related
driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. isg senior member is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)
not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)
transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!
¡god bless america!
departing the car, isg senior member double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)
overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, isg senior member entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.
these hoes attempted to separate isg senior member from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of isg senior member were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. isg senior member, gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!
i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!
"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of isg senior member.
watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111). running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)
i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of isg senior member.
getting "charged-up" from the attention received, isg senior member bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.
the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect isg senior member from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)
as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with isg senior member and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.
to "double-check" his money, isg senior member, went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed isg senior member into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting isg senior member with his bodily functions.
knowing that isg senior member wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.
(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)
while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of isg senior member so he could [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)! isg senior member placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.
in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by isg senior member and i, meat loaf.
isg senior member returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. isg senior member informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.
isg senior member was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!
i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.
to protect isg senior member from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance isg senior member was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." isg senior member was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.
as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!
isg senior member began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!
meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was isg senior member!
meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of isg senior member!
meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm
with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, isg senior member had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of isg senior member were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.
pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of isg senior member. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of isg senior member's left-foot!
butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of isg senior member. it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."
when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....
isg senior member went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
isg senior member bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. isg senior member informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.
two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking isg senior member's d*ck for lessons and instruction.
the spinner had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by isg senior member saying, "oooh!"
big chops attempted to fight with the spinner for turn at sucking d*ck.
in my opinion, the spinner had better delivery in sucking d*ck than big chops.
after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) isg senior member and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with the spinner i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the the spinner as to offer employment. the spinner is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?
[b]the spinner[b] offered isg senior member a 1-on-1, but isg senior member was drained of leche! i offered to pay for isg senior member, but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.
the spinner and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.
with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.
departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!
isg senior member shared conversation with big chops who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. isg senior member obtained the contact information.
the two (2) isg senior members departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.
isg senior member got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) isg senior member spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. isg senior member was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. isg senior member was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. isg senior member was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!
gringo-friendly confines
upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. isg senior member saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance isg senior member went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.
i shared conversation with the staple, while isg senior member was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.
1-hour later, isg senior member and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.
40-minutes later, isg senior member and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.
entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.
this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for isg senior member who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed isg senior member to experience the "gulley side."
advisory: it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."
* this was a long report. *
Iguana Six
09-05-09, 01:21
Have had mixed results in Managua. In 2004, picked up a SG off of Masaya and took her back to the hotel next to the metroplaza. No chica fee. 2006 hooked up with a nica I met in Idem in SJO, who just happened to be taking a vacation back to MGA when I was going to be there. Had a nice few days, which led to other trips back to MGA to see her. When she married another trick and came to the US, I see he when she can get away from her esposo bobo and our schedules meet. So, I have little knowledge of the mongering scene here.
I have avoided the Elite and Diamond on Massaya, as I detest clip joints, but have done a quick recon of Fenix in the past, only to be disappointed by the talent.
On this trip, I walked up Massaya, was not impressed by any of the SG's. Besides, the last thing I need is to be picked up by the local cops with a m!nor. They were professional, now, they work for Ortega.
I had checked out Solid Gold in 2004, and this time, they had one of the dancers standing outside. Her name was Hennesse (yes, like the drink) and she was pretty (about an 8) so I stopped and talked. I asked to look inside for free and they let me do so. There were no other customers, the place wasn't bad looking and there were 6's and 7's, and a couple of other 8's beside Hennessee. They quoted $10 for the 2-drink minimum and something outrageous for time with a provider. When I scowled at the doorman, he said the price was negotiable.
I said I'd return with my credit card, and I did a while later. I had a couple of orange juices, standing by the well lit spot by the bar. In addition to the tall curvy brunnette Hennesse, there was a spinner (about 5', about 100lbs) named Rachel with smallish breasts in a bra that was doing more push-ups than a Marine in boot camp, a killer smile you could see from across the club, and spankable butt. But Alejandra hovered around me and would not leave until it was time for her to dance.
When Alejandra left, I couldn't get Hennessee's attention, but Rachel did catch me in the tractor beam of her smile. We got acquainted. She quoted $150 for a ST in the backrooms, which I did not check out, and $230 for 2 hours in my hotel. Too much, I insisted, I get superfine bionic Colombians in PTY in Golden Times for just $84 in house. AND...it was my birthday. She came down to $180 for 2 hours. When did the clock start? When she signed out. She had 2 hours and 10 minutes to get signed back in. I figured I had time for two pops, she was easily PTY-GT quality, and it was almost GT pricing.
We got back to the intercon via cab pretty quickly as it was just a klick up the hill. No chica fee, the front desk just kept her cedula. In the room, she was very giggly, shy, and nervous. I ran a bubble bath and she asked for a few minutes to shave down there. She was expecting me to pounce once we got in the room and wasn't so used to a gentleman monger. We took a nice bath, which would cost me later, but which got her to relax.
She started with a short CBJ, which I insisted on her extending and then she went to cowgirl. Nice, but then I wanted to finish with spoons. We relaxed a bit, but then with 50 minutes remaining, she insisted on getting dressed so she could beat the deadline and avoid the multa. I felt ripped off - we had negotiated "dos polvos" - but she was worried about getting docked for not getting back in time. She left with 20 minutes left on the dealine. I gave her cabfare to go to work and return, as she promised she would return after she got off work, but you just KNOW that didn't happen. Should not have wasted those 15 minutes in the bath. Should have insisted on a shower and scheduled the bath between the two sessions.
It was a good session, but expensive. The next evening, I decided to even it out by visiting Fenix. I had gone to the metroplaza to make phone calls, but the one cybercafe was out of commission. (There used to be two). I was directed to one outside and across the street. In for a penny, in for a pound, and when I finished by calls, I kept walking to Fenix.
Was disappointed in the past by the staff, but this time, the place was well layed out, better lit, and I caught the overlap between the evening and afternoon shifts. Watching porn on 5 big screen must have inspired me, so I chatted up Monica, a plausible strawberry blonde dye job with golden skin. Her red teddy, blonde hair, and golden skin made a nice combination. Turns out she does tours in Panama working Gruta Azul. Not exactly Habano's quality, but pretty close. I also spotted Valeria, a taller and even more voluptuous evening shift gal who reminded me of Ava Gardner, who gossiped with her friends before transforming to work clothes and make up.
How much? C400. Hmmm....that's just $10 for 30 minutes. There was no cover. I decided to take both for half an hour. Hell, that was 1/10 of what I paid the night before. The economics of the proposal was appealling. $190 and $5 cabfare for a single 9, versus $20 for two 7's or 8's?
Room was very rustic, but there was a shower, and there were huge mirrors on the walls and ceiling. Nice big bed. Three towels. I showered quickly. Valeria liked the butt. She gave it an approving spank. I clenched and invited her to punch it...again, but harder...no harder next time while I imagined Mr. T ripping off Eddie Murphy's dick by squinching his butt cheeks, ala "Delirious". I didn't talk up Valeria before we pulled her into the room, but she was really getting into it. Long story short, Monica gave me a CBJ, then they switched so Valeria could give me a CBJ, then I decided I needed to pound Monica while I made her big breasts shake like a Jello mold. Monica fed me her breasts and licked my ears while I watched the two of them in the ceiling mirror. I felt the orgasm express coming, so decided this is so much fun, I'll fnish before the 30 minutes were up. Didn't want to switch partners and switch condoms and bring the train to a stop. We finished 5 minutes before the knock on the door came. No request for tips, and I fended off a request for drinks. As Eddie Murhpy said, "What a bargain! What a bargain for me."
So, two nites, two pops, three chicas and it all averaged out to $70 per chica.
What should I do tonight? It is my last in MGA for a while....
Iguana Six
09-08-09, 07:00
Last night in MGA. Decided to check out Cuetos and Good Times. Just a short ride from Metroplaza (?) Multiplaza(?) at the bottom of the hotel hill on Calle Masaya.
Good Times was up and running. Paid, got in, and checked the place out. There is a two tier system. "Ficha" girls and "feature" girls. In other words, the "buy me drinkie" girls and the dancers. Dancers cost more for TLN, $200 vs $100 but both can be had for a short time in house. The rooms are rustic, but a little better than Fenix. Showers and a couple of big mirrors.
Spent an hour bouncing back and forth between Good Times and Cueto. Cuetos needed to get their act together. GT was up and running, Cueto's girls were running late and trickling in one a time to report to work. Cueto need to remove their pole and dance stage and put their girls to sweat on treadmills, which would be much more entertaining that interacting with this fat camp masquerading as a titty bar. Either I have been getting too much pussy lately or the Cueto girls could survive a month on a desert island without fear of starving. And, oh yeah, for the first hour after opening, the wait staff outnumbers the girls almost 3-to-1 and they want you start buying drinks.
At GT, some of the dancers were quite talented at dancing and very easy on the eyes. Even the ficha girls were not bad to look at. Not PTY Habanos or Bodeguita or Miami Club quality, but getting there. Melissa was fun to watch on the pole - she was what passes for an MGA 8 quality spinner. But I could not get her attention after she finished her set.
No big deal. I went with a very tall, buxom "blonde" with golden skin. On the stage, her lightened hair, white outfit, and skin just a couple shades lighter than her hair made for a nice combo. Her dance moves were pretty good, too. We went and great session. CBJ, but other wise she was very passionate and came in doggie. The mirrors were great, and watching her medium sized boobs bounce in spoons was memorable. If only I could remember her name. Priscilla? Monica? No matter. She is easy to pick out when you see her dance. Cost, 350 Cordobas and a she did get me to give her another 100 for a beer before we went to the room. If I had just given her a 50 Cordoba pre-propina, it would have been better. Divide 400 by 20 and you get $20. "What a bargain for me..." She liked my moves, complemented my skills. Seems the local clients are not nice, are really rough and have no idea what turns a woman on.
Did not even remember to see the club on the other side of GT. What is it called? El Salvodoreano? Did I miss much? Or is it another Cueto?
Went to Fenix on the way home. It was a busy Friday night. I would regret it the next day when I got to KF in ELS, but I got in another pop. There was a cute brunette with a face like Envy Mi the porn star who is either cast as a Latina or an Asian, depending on whether the DVD is titled a variation on either "Latina Sluts" or "Asian Sluts", and I just needed to have that face bounce up and down my knob even though she was carrying a subcompact car-sized spare tire. C200 for 30 minutes and she really needed those two orgasms I gave her. Rooms are run down but do have showers (albeit made of pieces of PVC pipe). Fenix gets the job down if you are willing to lower your standards. It is conveniently located and if you can't find someone you want to do, come back on a different shift.
Does anyone have any information about the Euro Hotel. I belive it is right next to Plaza Enter Mall.
I have seen it....nice clean, looking place with a pool....but I need to know about the rates there.
They have a website in Spanish...but nothing for rates or reservations - that I can see.
If you know about this hotel, or have stayed there - any info would help.
Steve
Nica Bound
09-22-09, 04:21
Been thru Managua several times. Still looking for that one place that does have steam room, clean towels and choice of massage girls that, more or less, know what they are doing. Happy endings optional. Someone direct me.
Nica Bound
Last time I was in Managua I found a brand new - yet to be opened Spa which was just a few doors down from Pharaoh's Casino .
Matter of fact I met a young local Nico who was working there as the assistant to the owner. He had been born and raised in Nicaragua, but had lived and been schooled in the USA. He spoke perfect English.
They were working on having the Spa opened in a couple of weeks....and that was about a year ago.
According to him - at the time - the Spa and Massage Spot was going to be legit....and the plan was not to have any sexo at the place....merely a place to get an oriental type massage and spa treatments.
So I have not actually been to the place since it opened, and they may have changed the theme of the place by now and are into onsite P-4-P gals by now...or perhaps it is still a regular non-sexual spa.
Whatever the case....the spa looked like it was going to be very nice and new and looked like a good place to go - when the work was finished.
It is located about 1 1/2 blocks South (Sur) from Pharaoh Casino on the same side of the street. It was going to be named -' Japanese Spa ' or something similar.
Hope you can find it, and that it will "work" for you.
I will be in Managua on Wed. evening 9/23/09 and will go by there, check it out, and then will post an update to this information with it's name, services, and exact location.
Steve
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Nica Bound
09-22-09, 15:41
Let's see, 1 1/2 blocks south of Pharoah's would put it directly on top of the TGIF. Would give a whole new meaning to the Friday Happy Hour !
Steve, check it out and let us know. Thanks.
Nica Bound -
Hopefully I will be into Managua this Thur. 9/24/09
(I have a standby plane ticket ( buddy pass from my brother - a retired Delta Capitan )and am having to wait to get down there. Delta flights only run to Managua from Atlanta - 4 days a week)
I will go by the spa when I arrive, will check it out, and report back with the address and other particulars.
That Oriental Spa is near the Hundyai dealership on the Masaya Highway, towards the lake from the Pharaohs casino, the opposite direction of Fridays. I have been in it, and nothing was working quite right so I left. No women were allowed in the spa areas, or so I was told, and the massage areas are basically open.
The only two steam rooms I know about in Managua are in the Terraza Club, very private, and the hotel Camino Real by the airport. Massage is available at the CR, but I doubt any happy endings or anything of the like there and you have to be registered guest.
Latina Passion
10-06-09, 22:35
this shit was as funny as the dave chapppelle show, i can't wait to share it with my boyz!
isg senior member and i have known one another for some time. isg senior member is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. isg senior member enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for isg senior member to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!
i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for isg senior member i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, isg senior member can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."
"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.
safe & close to home
meeting isg senior member in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good isg senior member he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.
for days isg senior member attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)
(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)
leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the isg senior member to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)
boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. isg senior member was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future international sex guide posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from isg senior member.
por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.
pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. isg senior member and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.
having survived the bathroom's pool of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), i returned to our table. isg senior member asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.
at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, isg senior member and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."
with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, isg senior member slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.
in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.
the two (2) isg senior members departed this location.
as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.
gulley side:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyf8l9icxbu&feature=related
driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. isg senior member is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)
not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)
transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!
¡god bless america!
departing the car, isg senior member double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)
overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, isg senior member entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.
these hoes attempted to separate isg senior member from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of isg senior member were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. isg senior member, gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!
i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!
"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of isg senior member.
watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111). running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)
i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of isg senior member.
getting "charged-up" from the attention received, isg senior member bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.
the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect isg senior member from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)
as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with isg senior member and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.
to "double-check" his money, isg senior member, went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed isg senior member into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting isg senior member with his bodily functions.
knowing that isg senior member wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.
(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)
while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of isg senior member so he could [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)! isg senior member placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.
in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by isg senior member and i, meat loaf.
isg senior member returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. isg senior member informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.
isg senior member was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!
i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.
to protect isg senior member from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance isg senior member was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." isg senior member was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.
as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!
isg senior member began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!
meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was isg senior member!
meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of isg senior member!
meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm
with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, isg senior member had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of isg senior member were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.
pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of isg senior member. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of isg senior member's left-foot!
butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of isg senior member. it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."
when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....
isg senior member went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
isg senior member bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. isg senior member informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.
two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking isg senior member's d*ck for lessons and instruction.
the spinner had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by isg senior member saying, "oooh!"
big chops attempted to fight with the spinner for turn at sucking d*ck.
in my opinion, the spinner had better delivery in sucking d*ck than big chops.
after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) isg senior member and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with the spinner i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the the spinner as to offer employment. the spinner is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?
[b]the spinner[b] offered isg senior member a 1-on-1, but isg senior member was drained of leche! i offered to pay for isg senior member, but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.
the spinner and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.
with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.
departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!
isg senior member shared conversation with big chops who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. isg senior member obtained the contact information.
the two (2) isg senior members departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.
isg senior member got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) isg senior member spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. isg senior member was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. isg senior member was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. isg senior member was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!
gringo-friendly confines
upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. isg senior member saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance isg senior member went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.
i shared conversation with the staple, while isg senior member was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.
1-hour later, isg senior member and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.
40-minutes later, isg senior member and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.
entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.
this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for isg senior member who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed isg senior member to experience the "gulley side."
advisory: it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."
* this was a long report. *
Returning to the streets of Managua, I witnessed political graffiti on every single block! No Joke.
It's as if someone bought thousands of metric tons worth of black spray paint; disbursed the spray paint cans to any and everyone; and they began practicing their penmanship.
Those not accustom to the Nicaraguan and / or Managua train of thought will certainly find the "fresh" graffiti not appealing and intimidating.
Last week I returned to "el capital" (ie. Managua).
Desirous of some Black meat, I went to the Black brothel. Horrible it was. Not one fat, sloppy, ugly Costena was present. After a beer, we departed.
At location #2, we entered. The putas (ie. hookers) were emotionless as I entered. The guys were emotionless as I entered. Why? 'Cause they know I work those hoes for a full 60-minutes. Why? 'Cause those chavalos palmados (ie. broke a*s guys) were no longer special.
Grabbing some plastic chairs we sat and I ordered Flor de Cana rum con rojita (ie. rum and red soda- Meat Loaf special).
Calling over my "next baby momma'," she arrived. As we conversed I squeezed her muffin. As my dedos (ie. fingers) gripped her clit, I began to feel the wetness. As with all fish, I smell my freshness.
We entered the room for 3,600 minutes. She sucked the loaf and washed my d*ck with her tongue as if it were a 200-thread count washcloth. I beat the p*ssy! I gave her two (2) polvos (ie. nutts.)
I left the room naked with d*ck danglin' to the floor! The cashier opened-up her mouth in shock and lust. I returned as to not incite a riot.
Back at the table my flunky had consumed the entire bottle of rum. He's palmado. (He attempts to fleece Meat Loaf for a living. He got his a*s beat "gangster style" for stealing US $12 from me and telling me "woe is me stories" spanning 4-weeks. He, Nicaraguan, took kindness for weakness.)
As we consumed a second-bottle of rum, on my tab, I conversed with some other hookers. "Chubby Checker" looked good and we entered the room for 3,600 minutes. "Chubby Checker" takes "clase turca" (ie. good, nice d*ck) seriously. She performed more acrobatics than Romanian gymnasts. I gave her dos polvos (ie. two nutts.)
A third chavala (ie. girl) was in lust for her polvos, but had to attend to her ninos. Another "clucker" from months past wanted to admire the f*ck skills of Meat Loaf, but fled the scene with aforementioned chavala.
4 nutts, 2 girls: What you hittin'?
Slim Thug: "Turn Me On" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2akUeGm_ypk&feature=related
Back in Managua, I found myself.
Sipping "Meat Loaf Special" I conversed with a carnal (ie. brother.) Scoping which sl*t was to earn my nutts was my activity.
Stumbling upon my old-employee, I grabbed her. We said pleasantries. I instructed her to enter the bedroom as she attempted to decline. I picked her up and carried her to the bedroom. She derobed. I derobed.
Entering the p*ssy I remembered our months of everyday sex. We conversed as I gave her the "deep stroke." Ouch, oooh, ahhh were her comments.
Flipping her to doggy-style I noticed her third eye winking at me: With saliva I lubricated her anus. She stated, "me duele" (ie. it hurts.) Why does it hurt was my response / question. Has she been providing "tres platos" (ie. oral, vaginal, anal sex) to others? Nonetheless, she offered it for the next polvera (ie. f*ck session.)
I gave her dos polvos.
Back at the tables talking sh*t to la gente (ie. other customers), I sat. I witnessed an old f*ck piece from months prior. We entered the room upon sight.
I attempted to f*ck her properly, but my Meat Loaf was drained from 11 nutts being spent within 36-hours.
She said, "Meat Loaf f*ck me!" I'm trying: I don't quit was my response. Te encanta esta turca (ie. you really like this d*ck) was my question? Si, es grueso, largo y rico (ie. yes, it's thick, wide, and good) was her answer. Si, es la verdad (ie. that's true) was my response.
I flipped her doggy style and witnessed her third eye which she enjoys. D*ckless, like most of you ISG lurkers, was Meat Loaf.
We exchange new contact information and scheduled her visit to the mansion.
Who are you f*cking? R-Kelly & T-Pain: "I'm a Flirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2f3cuUXXRs&feature=related
un - f'ing - believable !!!!!
It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:
http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012
Any idea of why this happened?
It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:
http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012
Any idea of why this happened?
Iddfs,
Good job reading the newspaper.
proxenetas / chivo / chulo = PIMPING.
Just like the USA and other G8, prostitution is ILLEGAL!
When you flaunt billboards around town stating, "The best girls at the cheapest price" you are GUARANTEED to attract the negative attention of everybody! When you place advertisements in newspapers, flyers, etcetera with that slogan you are guaranteed to attract negative attention.
Nicaragua has gone broke at the administrative level, and very business is getting hit in every town within the country for fines, bribes, multas, etcetera.
The customers and girls all go to jail to pay the fine and serve jail time. Come visit mongers, and bring your wallet for the fine.
Obviously, you cannot advertise in a blatant manner. Nicaragua is a country that advertises by word-of-mouth which is why unless you live here, you cannot win here!
The round-up is not over: Unless the owners know the customers you cannot enter the establishments!
Just like G8, the assets of the establishment will be auctioned off for government coffers.
Everyone is getting hit, especially tourists! Why? You have money GUARANTEED!
Mongers come to Nicaragua and you're placing your G8 life at jeopardy and your physical being at risk. Will you turn to prostitution within the jail for economic SURVIVAL?
It looks like there was police arrest at Good Times:
http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/sucesos/60012
Any idea of why this happened?Well, to quote the article...
"...en ese lugar se están realizando actos sexuales remunerados..."
I know it's hard to believe that such things would really be happening there...I'm certainly SHOCKED to hear it!!
while indulging in adult beverages with a fellow-gringo at my granada mansion, i placed a chica nica on hold. the female and i had made plans for her visit this weekend with her two (2) ninos, but necessities required that i make the trek to the "non-gringo friendly confines"- managua. it's no secret that i dislike / am being tortured in granada, so i jumped on the opportunity to regress into urban latin america.
i telephoned the chica nica of three (3) years acquaintanceship and informed her of need to "come back home." we scheduled her to arrive at the granada mansion later in the evening.
fellow-gringo (ie. your peer) and i made the journey to managua. we went to make a purchase near the mercado oriental, but could not enter for safety concerns. with nicaragua being broke and crime escalating in managua it was in his best interest not to venture into mercado oriental. ("grand pollo" would go escorted by off-duty policeman when visiting mercado oriental.)
while making my purchase i created conversation with a chica nica who claimed she was the manager at said retail outlet. she stated her education in process was finance with aspirations of a master's degree. of course, i attempted to find common-ground based upon education, occupation, and musical entertainment. i asked for her contact information as to maintain contact and she attempted to give me her work number. she claimed that her cellphone was stolen from her at gun point. with my cellphone in hand, i told her that i didn't want any of her contact information if she were to give me a work number. she was amazed at my strength and how i "dissed" her. (latinas that attend the university, have aspirations, and maintain employment sometimes think that they are "above the crowd" so it's imperative that you slap them back to reality. in a few weeks i'll visit her and she'll act right at such time.)
your gringo peer and i attempted to board the inner-city bus to our social destination, but safety concerns thwarted that idea. instead, we jumped into a taxi.
at social location #1 we entered. admiration and praise was extended to i, meat loaf. we indulged in the "meat loaf special" and held light conversation. an amigo of three (3) years entered the establishment and further conversation was held. this senor nica inquired about granada having money, and i diffused that misconception! granada does not have any money: the average foreigner / tourist / gringo in granada is broke with far too many touting prior success in corporate america / corporate europe.
evidenced that granada is 100% illusion was fellow-gringo who i was financially sponsoring due to his lack of funds.
senor nica and i befriended some chicas nicas: one chica nica from la costa and the other was capitalina. senor nica received a manicure from the capitalina. fellow-gringo nursed his adult beverage, listened, and learned from the conversation(s) within earshot.
a chica nica friend of three (3) years expressed her interest in getting to know fellow-gringo. i invited her to sit down and converse with fellow-gringo. either it was the flor de cana, atmosphere of senor nica and meat loaf "macking" skills, or 100% confidence on his part but fellow-gringo "spit game" 100% in spanish to the chica nica. translation services of meat loaf were not offered nor provided. (i can't place the condom on his pecker so why should i translate.) chica nica interested in fellow-gringo was invited to visit the "gringo friendly confines," but will probably not arrive. although she's been present at many of meat loaf managua parties throughout the years, nobody wants to make that commute from managua to granada, including myself.
senor nica, fellow-gringo, and meat loaf departed location #1 and went to location #2. at the second establishment it was lleno (ie. jam-packed.) saw some "cluckers" from yesteryear and held limited conversation.
(fellow-gringo resides in the "gringo friendly confines" and therefore has 0% exposure to the "real nicaragua." the locations that the granada gringos claim as being "nica" are nowhere near the "real nicaragua." hence, fellow-gringo was getting a firsthand excursion of the "real nicaragua." communicae in 100% spanish; the lack of other gringos; the litter-strewn streets; uncontaminated chicas nicas; and chicos nicas of society was his environment(s.))
location #3 was a dive of frequent patronage. in search of a friend was our reason for the quest. within the compound was a "big haired" chavala with decent conversation and another white-skinned b*tch of no conversation. her skin was a beautiful milky white as if she were from scandinavia, but her lack of conversation dis-interested my lust for miscegenation.
location #4 was simply something to do.
back in granada, i was accosted by a chica nica who i befriended six (6) months prior. we shared conversation. i attempted to remember who she was / is and where i know her from. we made tentative plans to meet at 10 p.m. which i had no seriousness in upholding. upon reflection i remembered her as being a guest at my skinny-dipping party months prior and an applicant for co-habitation.
myself and fellow-gringo visited a gringo establishment where we attempted to befriend some "backpackers" in search of us $2 meals. had the "backpackers" possessed a personality they could have eaten a five (5) course meal at my mansion and upgraded from sleeping on the floor at the beared monkey for us $5 per night to an air conditioned bedroom with private bath, hot water, and king size bed. but they are / were too stupid as are all granada tourists.
i adjourned to the mansion to conduct telephone solicitations and entertain a guest.
(i guess this is what "stevewxly" wanted to experience (ie. tour guide) on his recent vacation, but it just didn't work out. he had way more fun in costa rica as you would too.)
Chocha Monger
10-25-09, 19:53
Well, to quote the article...
"...en ese lugar se están realizando actos sexuales remunerados..."
I know it's hard to believe that such things would really be happening there...I'm certainly SHOCKED to hear it!!
Are they kidding? Hell, all sex in Nicaragua can be classified as "actos sexuales remunerados." What's next? Arresting gringos pulling caballo for pussy?
not wanting to waste money "killing boredom" in granada, i, and retired gringo associate, headed to el capital. in granada, the granadinos will do and tell you every ill concerning managua as to not loose your economic power. a political legend of nicaragua who resides in managua attempted to dissuade my passion for managua, but i anit no "sucker a*s gringo" so he was met with "save the drama for your momma'."
my carnal and i arrived in managua and went to farmacia for some sidenifil. they didn't have none so we boarded the inner-city bus.
stopping at fenix at 0900 hours, we had an expensive beer for c$ 50. the ten (10) girls were putting on their masks.
we departed fenix and took another inner-city bus to the ghettoe where my name rings the block. we went to the farmacia and bought some sidenifil. i was all business and planned on "cruching three coochies." i bought 100mg and he bought 50mg. the vitamins were eaten.
we went to location #2. drinking meat loaf special we conversed about the energy of the ghettoe versus granada. after about 1-hour i took my ace into the room while my friend sat at the table. i crushed her coochie for 3,600 seconds. with the sidenifil i had an extre 2-inches in length and an extra 1.5 inches in girth. i pounded and pounded and pounded that p*ssy until she caught cramps and had to "tap out."
returning to the table, my associate told me of disgust and anger. why? i bought the guy a sidenifil, a bottle of rum, ten (10) twenty-year old prostitutes, and he had us $ 0 / c$ 0 in his pockets to spend. i invited to join me although he had no money.
so he was at the brothel with wood, drunk, and a slew of available and willing wh*res, but couldn't do anything due to his lack of money.
i didn't think about it until he told me, but that's cruel. it's cruel to take someone to the brothel, buy them viagra, get them drunk on rum, have p*ssy all around, and he has no money to rent a piece.
lots of laughs.
lucky lady #2 sat alongside a p.i.m.p. she was think and juicy. i marinaded the p*ssy with a foot massage, thigh rubs, and held her coochie like a hamburger. she didn't flinch and therefore i knew she was going to give me some good p*ssy.
we entered the room and "hit rock bottom!" i beat that p*ssy like a champ. she took a shower and i beat that p*ssy doggy style. for traction, i put on my gym shoes which allowed me to get on tippy-toes and pound that p*ssy with confidence. i had her "tapping out" after 3, 600 seconds. we exchanged contact information.
a few girls wanted to see the d*ck they've heard so much about. i dropped draw and showed what they've dreamed about since puberty, a real d*ck. something they can wrap their hands around; something they can tickle their tonsils; something they can play show-and-tell with; something they can massage / quench their sexual lusts.
we departed the location and went across town to a real ghettoe. some friends from years past were present. i said what's up. a few middle-aged hookers were attempting to fleece the retired-gringo, but i squashed that nonsense. a thick clucker approached me and i took her to the room. she showed me the power of her mouth by sucking the meat from a buffalo wing.
in the room the b*tch was giving a performance of moans, groans, and verbal accolades. my meat went down and i departed the room. i don't need some b*tch talking: i want to hear the b*tch breathing from having meat loaf up into her chest cavity.
we depart and go to another ghettoe location.
retired-gringo confirmed that if he were to socialize in managua he is confident that he'd be a victim to crime. he confirmed with words that my guidance is vital in exploring / living / survivng managua. and he's 100% correct.
luck lady #4 was a young "tenderoni" from last year. i took her virginity and wanted to see what she has learned since then. she had more blood on the sheets from mat loaf splitting her sphincter. she's popping that p*ssy, but still can't take meat loaf. she inquired about moving into my mansion with me.
retired-gringo bust two loads in a skinny b*tch with strong p*ssy. pure p*ssy she possess. bone-to-bone is what you get from her snatch, but without conversation she's a waste of meat loaf nutt.
gringo, your peer, wanted some more p*ssy, but his expense account was tapped.
just another day in the sexual life of meat loaf: 4 p*ssies, 3 nutts, and a lot of happy ladies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq7nlevuwcs&feature=related
who are you fuckin'?
Political rallies are scheduled for this Saturday and many are advising Gringos to stay away from Managua. The spray paint sales have skyrocketed! The sales of fireworks (ie. ghettoe granades) have increased.
The campaign for President Daniel Ortega's third-presidential term, second democratically elected, in 2011 is underway. Remember that his first-term was taken by cuete during the 1970s.
Embassy travel advisories will most certainly increase during 2010.
Democracy is a beautiful thing especially when the leaders / marketers of democracy don't like the results / outcome.
Political rallies are scheduled for this Saturday and many are advising Gringos to stay away from Managua. The spray paint sales have skyrocketed! The sales of fireworks (ie. ghettoe granades) have increased.
The campaign for President Daniel Ortega's third-presidential term, second democratically elected, in 2011 is underway. Remember that his first-term was taken by cuete during the 1970s.
Embassy travel advisories will most certainly increase during 2010.
Democracy is a beautiful thing especially when the leaders / marketers of democracy don't like the results / outcome.
It was crunk as a skunk in Managua!
Highways were jam-packed. People could not enter or exit the "un-friendly Gringo confines."
Gringos fled the city as to prevent an "ass whooping." They fled to Granada.
Great street party.
Ghettoe Granades.
Dirty Willy
11-28-09, 23:23
I should have listened to Meatloaf.
Not more than 6 hours in Managua and I discovered Meatloaf was right. I am the "Carne Blanco". Robbed at pistol point by 3 punks looking for a cell phone.
Xdred told me "Never let your guard down." Too late...........
On the bright side, I am discovering the brotherhood of mongering. Dr.Drewman is very kindly helping me out. No disrespect to Meatloaf, but he is "The Man". Helping out a man when he`s down.
I am lucky they didn´t put a cap in me.
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