Managua

[Sumart]

I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.

[Noguera]

I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.

One would think that if you doubled the going price of $11, and offered them an $11 tip which they could completely pocket themselves ... that you could easily get a BBBJ included in the deal for a total price of only $22! Nicaraguans are not known for their common sense.

[Meat Loaf]

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" Congratulations.

Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?

"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.

"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.

"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.

"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."

Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.

"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."

[Meat Loaf]

I should have listened to Meatloaf.

Not more than 6 hours in Managua and I discovered Meatloaf was right. I am the "Carne Blanco". Robbed at pistol point by 3 punks looking for a cell phone.

Xdred told me "Never let your guard down." Too late...........

On the bright side, I am discovering the brotherhood of mongering. Dr.Drewman is very kindly helping me out. No disrespect to Meatloaf, but he is "The Man". Helping out a man when he`s down.

I am lucky they didn´t put a cap in me.
That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.

[Dirty Willy]

It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.

I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........


That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.

[Meat Loaf]

It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.

I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........

You got jacked at Rotond Cristo Rey. This is the corner of the block where Fenix is located. Rotonda Santo Domingo in Managua is located near the Galleria Mall.

The Chicos Nicas know that Fenix is a 24-hour location mostly accepting tourists. When the Chicos Nicas see a Gringo (ie. white face) on the block, they know that the Gringo is there to monger. They know the Gringo is carrying money. They know that the Gringo is "fresh meat."

Although a Gringo may have not yet been a victim to Chicos Nicas, if you spend enough time, it's GUARANTEED that you will become a victim at some point. This holds true regardless of location within Nicaragua, but especially true in Managua.

After being assaulted, don't even waste your time and energy filing a police report 'cause they don't care, especially with a Gringo. While getting assaulted, don't even expect or hope for anyone to come to your aide.

[Dirty Willy]

Rotundo Cristo Rey. It was right around the corner from Hotel Cristo Rey about 2 minutes from their front door. It was just to the west to the southwest corner of the rotunda, whereas Fenix is east of the rotunda. Fenix didn't have any other gringos when I was there. Either way, thugs should figure out that it's a good place for people with cash, gringo or not.

One thing for sure you're right about is no one coming to your aid. I actually had pepper spray with me and had it out a little bit earlier when I was on a quieter street. It was around 6 and dark already, but the rotunda was totally packed with cars. I let my guard down and put the spray away. I was so close to the hotel. They were holding the gun to me and I was facing the street only about 5 feet from the curb. The street was packed with cars. It was pretty brazen.

Mr. Loaf is right. Nicaragua is dangerous and scary.


You got jacked at Rotond Cristo Rey. This is the corner of the block where Fenix is located. Rotonda Santo Domingo in Managua is located near the Galleria Mall.

The Chicos Nicas know that Fenix is a 24-hour location mostly accepting tourists. When the Chicos Nicas see a Gringo (ie. white face) on the block, they know that the Gringo is there to monger. They know the Gringo is carrying money. They know that the Gringo is "fresh meat."

Although a Gringo may have not yet been a victim to Chicos Nicas, if you spend enough time, it's GUARANTEED that you will become a victim at some point. This holds true regardless of location within Nicaragua, but especially true in Managua.

After being assaulted, don't even waste your time and energy filing a police report 'cause they don't care, especially with a Gringo. While getting assaulted, don't even expect or hope for anyone to come to your aide.

[Chocha Monger]

Rotundo Cristo Rey. It was right around the corner from Hotel Cristo Rey about 2 minutes from their front door. It was just to the west to the southwest corner of the rotunda, whereas Fenix is east of the rotunda. Fenix didn't have any other gringos when I was there. Either way, thugs should figure out that it's a good place for people with cash, gringo or not.

One thing for sure you're right about is no one coming to your aid. I actually had pepper spray with me and had it out a little bit earlier when I was on a quieter street. It was around 6 and dark already, but the rotunda was totally packed with cars. I let my guard down and put the spray away. I was so close to the hotel. They were holding the gun to me and I was facing the street only about 5 feet from the curb. The street was packed with cars. It was pretty brazen.

Mr. Loaf is right. Nicaragua is dangerous and scary.
Dirty Willy, you're lucky that you did not spray them with the pepper spray. It would have just pissed them off and they would have put a cap in your ass for sure!

[Dirty Willy]

dirty willy, you're lucky that you did not spray them with the pepper spray. it would have just pissed them off and they would have put a cap in your ass for sure!

you're probably right. but to be honest, it didn't look like a real gun. if it was real and they really didn't give a sh*t about using it, i think they might have shot me anyway. when i walked past them, one of them tried to grab me and pull my arms down. i pushed him away and ran around a pole and then one guy was running beside me with the other two trailing behind me. then i saw that he had the gun so i just stopped and they emptied my pockets. all they wanted was a celular.

i have kind of mixed feelings. 10 minutes before i was robbed i was thinking to myself, 'come on. somebody try to rob me right now. i bought this pepper spray and i want to get my money's worth.' i would such a thrill to thwart a robbery that way and watch one of those punks keel over screaming. sure it would [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) them off, but once that stuff is in your eyes, you can't do anything. but it wasn't to be. and maybe thanks to that i'm still alive.

i had a guide in ometepe who's nicaraguan. when he was 8 years old he got robbed while walking with his brother and sister in managua. they held a knife to his neck while they were robbing them and then when they finished they plunged the knife into his throat right before fleeing. he had to be flown to the us for surgery on his throat (i don't know how they could afford that). he wasn't able to speak for 4 years and today he has a plastic adam's apple which he'll have to have replaced in about 10 years. he vows that he'll never return to managua. that is some really sadistic, messed up stuff.

with that in mind, i'm pretty lucky to have escaped unrep001hed.

[Meat Loaf]

throw that usa bullshit out of the window!

throw that 911 bullshit out of the window!

do not even come to the 3rd world if you are not ready to live / die 3rd world style! in fact, first go to mexico as a training course and i know most are scared of mexico. hence, you'll never make it / survive in the 3rd world!

gringos, the usa economy is 2,600 times (us $13 trillion) larger than nicaragua (us $5 - $15 billion). european union, your economy is roughly the same, 2, 800 times (us $15 trillion) larger than nicaragua.

what do you think is going to happen to you when they see your gringo / european face? you have way too much money that even you can't even comprehend its value.

hence, you are "fresh meat" for everyone in the 3rd world regardless of their education, job title, skin color, language fluency, or whatever. you are going to get got either by "hook or crook."

"hook" is the p*ssy and the illusion that nicaragua, the 3rd world, is cheap and that you will run rampant over the society: "crook" is everyone that you will encounter in the 3rd world. whether by gun, knife, machete, chimba, lanzamordelo, legal contracts, credit / debit cards, 20-year old p*ssy, real estate titles, pulling caballo, g8 legislation, mongering, donations, el nino esta enfermo, non-profit, abortion scares, medicine, gasoline, vehicles, underwear, etcetera.

guarantee: they, the 3rd world, will win over you! it may not be today, but if you play on this field it is inevitable. you will get taken by "crook." the "hook" already has you on the 3rd world soil.

the best example of what nicaragua is truly about and like are the various republics in africa.

the 3rd world is not for the weak or those with a light-heart. those that volunteer to get "crooked" will awaken after the fact and must accept the price or their "good intentioned" efforts.

this is the 3rd world: only haiti is worse- more poor- than nicaragua, and when was the last time you visited haiti? review the above gdp numbers again.

day 1:

move into the ghettoe during the madrugada (ie 0000 - 0500 hours) so that nobody knows what you have within your house.

purchase a beer or two and begin your day. depending on the neighborhood, the thugs / cholos / criminals may "hit the streets" at 0800 hours or 1100 hours. in managua, they hit the streets at 0800 hours.

put on your tennis shoes, construction boots, or rubber-soled cowboy boots for traction!

put on some denim blue jeans and a long sleeve shirt so that you will not scrape your skin too much from the concrete! wear a leather belt.

place a pair of weight-lifting or gardening gloves onto your hands!

place some rope, a necktie, or cable cord into your pocket!

go outside and walk the neighborhood / ghettoe / your new home or temporary residence.

as you walk the ghettoe everyone will notice you as a newbie in the ghettoe! and they may begin asking questions to "test" your street credibility / spanish-speaking ability and dialect / nationality / "crook" ability.

size them up: do they look like they sit on the block all day, everyday? do they appear to be "respectable" residents with jobs, debt payments, and other adult responsibilities? if so, why are they on the street corner at 0800 hours. are they "loitering" with some other thugs / cholos?

answer: whoop that trick!

without response; without delay; without hesitation begin to "kick ass" of the person asking the questions or the person with the biggest mouth or the person with the biggest body stature!

kick his ass with 0% provocation / reason / excuse!

of course, that's why you have your gloves on when you leave the house and walk the block in search of kicking someone's ass in your new neighborhood.

beat his ass. if the other thugs / cholos attempt to jump-in, pull out the rope / cable / necktie from your pocket and begin choking the thug / cholo who you are whooping. choke his ass out!

his thugs / cholos will back-up: also, place his body in front of your body so that he may receive the bullets from the gunshots if his thugs / cholos attempt to shoot you.

while you whoop ass for 0% reason, but name recognition within your barrio, tell the thugs / cholos that if they attempt to retaliate you will really get in their ass even uglier.

take your belt off from the denim jeans and begin whooping the "victim" like a child stealing candy!

if you want, stomp on the "victim" with your boots; scream out "golazo" while you attempt to kick him in the head; and just get down-and-dirty.

after you served as fresh ass kicking, tell them again about retaliation.

or, you can strip the clothes off of the victim; steal his shoes; etcetera.

begin to walk away with 100% confidence and 0% fear while always checking your back for a sneak attack.

later that day or the next day, go to the corner where they loiter holding a machete! say what's up to them and offer them a bottle of caballito rum ($us 0.50). tell them that the ass whooping yesterday was nothing personal as you are a new neighbor. of course, don't tell them your address 'cause they already know or will know. also, make sure you tell the story of whooping their ass to everyone in the neighborhood that way your name will echo the streets.

it's always great when this is performed before the eyes of girls 'cause they'll be giving you p*ssy based upon strength.

this is / should be done on day 1 in hispanic-usa, black-usa, latin america, or any 3rd world city.

if you are not prepared to do the above, you are "marked" as "fresh meat."

3rd world, nicaragua, is not the suburbs or gated community where you reside that offers you the ability to "vacation" abroad for fun and ejaculations. it's about survival and you are the prey / means for survival.

don't worry about the police, they will not come nor will they do anything. since you are a gringo, they may come to your house for a bribe. give them us $100 and they'll be happy, but that will start them extorting you and them writing your address on the cafeteria board within the police station for other officers to extort you. hence, if they do come to your house, go to jail and sit there for a few hours or days with your new 3rd world neighbors. and whoop they ass too! charges dropped / dismissed will be the outcome.

al kapone, "whoop that trick":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcmg0aeivie&feature=related

[Chocha Monger]

A Sergeant Major once instructed me in a similar manner regarding the taking charge of a new unit. He said first and foremost be an asshole and demonstrate your alpha male dominance to the pack. There will always be time to make friends later on your terms. He said, “Remember wherever you go walk up in there like you own that b*tch! People will get the message.” When an alpha dog walks into a new pack he makes all the other dogs smell his nuts. He then pops open a can of whoop ass on any challengers then promptly proceeds to mount and fuck all the b*tches in heat.

The problem here is that most gringos searching for pussy with a fistful of dollars are not alpha males. If they were they would be back home in the Hispanic barrios holding down the block and fucking all the fine hoes. Instead of introducing the local inhabitants to shock and awe they react with shock and awe when the locals rob and assault them. Notice how gringos act when they first meet people in their new Third World neighborhood. They smile and shake hands all around. They think that they’re letting people know that they’re nice guys and the local populace will actually give a shit about them because they are nice guys. In reality what they’re saying is, “Yo soy mamón.” (I’m a sucker.) They set themselves up as easy targets and give out too much information. Instead of coming across to the natives as someone who should not be fucked with they present themselves as a generous fresh helping of “carne molida.”

Many gringos are not successful at Central American residence because they’re not ready to go down, bleed and die in the dirt for that brown pussy. They expect dollars to do the heavy lifting for them. Gringos who served in the military and did a lot of up close and personal killing adapt well to residency outside G8. Black-USA, Hispanic-USA and White-USA on the run for violent crimes also adjust well to life in Central America. If you can’t stare down chimba and machete wielding desperados with the composure of Cool Hand Luke seek brown vicho elsewhere.

[Professor 1]

Do not even come to the 3rd World if you are not ready to live / die 3rd World style! In fact, first go to Mexico as a training course and I know most are scared of Mexico. Hence, you'll never make it / SURVIVE in the 3rd World!

Sounds like living in North Philly in the 1970s. :)

[Generous Gent]

Incredible thinking; good for a sgt. major in a controlled and disciplined environment, but not a good thing to do in the street. Anyone who lives in Central Amercia realizes you must pick your confrontations carefully because nine out of ten are packing pistols while the last one likely has a machete strapped to the inside of his trousers.

Although I have avoided Nicaragua (no reason to visit) I will assure you that Honduras rivals Nicaragua in violence. Any gringo (and I use the term loosely as if you are black, white, yellow or whatever and from North America, Europe, etc., you are considered gringo initially) who resides in any of the Latin countries hear multiple gunshots in the night. Read a local periodical; if it's not headlines, check successos. Or better yet, look at the early morning news and familiarlize yourself with the real crime issue in a third world country.

I sit and read these.....macho postings and sort of chuckle to myself because one posts brags of a net worth, high profile well to do individual bragging how wealthy he is, while another well to do is low profile and finds himself dismembered. What is wrong with this picture? Oh - the can of whoop-ass?

Anyhow, the posts are entertaining, but not really "informative". Go into the barrio and open a can of whoop -ass and you'll paint the streets red.





A Sergeant Major once instructed me in a similar manner regarding the taking charge of a new unit. He said first and foremost be an asshole and demonstrate your alpha male dominance to the pack. There will always be time to make friends later on your terms. He said, “Remember wherever you go walk up in there like you own that b*tch! People will get the message.” When an alpha dog walks into a new pack he makes all the other dogs smell his nuts. He then pops open a can of whoop ass on any challengers then promptly proceeds to mount and fuck all the b*tches in heat.

The problem here is that most gringos searching for pussy with a fistful of dollars are not alpha males. If they were they would be back home in the Hispanic barrios holding down the block and fucking all the fine hoes. Instead of introducing the local inhabitants to shock and awe they react with shock and awe when the locals rob and assault them. Notice how gringos act when they first meet people in their new Third World neighborhood. They smile and shake hands all around. They think that they’re letting people know that they’re nice guys and the local populace will actually give a shit about them because they are nice guys. In reality what they’re saying is, “Yo soy mamón.” (I’m a sucker.) They set themselves up as easy targets and give out too much information. Instead of coming across to the natives as someone who should not be fucked with they present themselves as a generous fresh helping of “carne molida.”

Many gringos are not successful at Central American residence because they’re not ready to go down, bleed and die in the dirt for that brown pussy. They expect dollars to do the heavy lifting for them. Gringos who served in the military and did a lot of up close and personal killing adapt well to residency outside G8. Black-USA, Hispanic-USA and White-USA on the run for violent crimes also adjust well to life in Central America. If you can’t stare down chimba and machete wielding desperados with the composure of Cool Hand Luke seek brown vicho elsewhere.

[Meat Loaf]

i sit and read these.....macho postings and sort of chuckle to myself because one posts brags of a net worth, high profile well to do individual bragging how wealthy he is, while another well to do is low profile and finds himself dismembered. what is wrong with this picture? oh - the can of whoop-ass?

anyhow, the posts are entertaining, but not really "informative". go into the barrio and open a can of whoop -ass and you'll paint the streets red.

meat loaf posts simply explain what type of person is able to live / survive nicaragua.

i use international sex guide as a reference as to what countries and cities i may choose to relocate. i am not a 7-day visitor / tourist in any city / country. i live there / here.

prime example: i will be relocating to brazil in 2010 to live in the favelas: posters in brazil have a few good threads, but demographically they talk about p4p and residing in tourist areas. that is not meat loaf nor his demographic. some of us want to experience life as "local" or comparable to where we / they currently reside in g8. therefore i choose to reside amongst our peers, both segregated and integrated. for, i, meat loaf, "won" at the g8 game and can traverse all strati.

favelas / african - brazilian segregation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zctdfysuhg&feature=channel

as of yet, i have found no poster on the brazilian thread to give me the insight as to my playing ground for p*ssy. in contrast, i've given everyone, regardless of demographic, an in-depth tour / 4-year experience of nicaragua on all social strati.

as such, meat loaf posts detail what it is like living in nicaragua. what is required to live in nicaragua.

in contrast, other posters on other threads globally write dribble that does nothing to inform isg senior members beyond the price for some "community p*ssy." understand, renting some prostitute p*ssy is no accomplishment and can be achieved in g8 with a phone call so to travel the world for such activity is "bobo."

of course, p*ssy is purpose of international sex guide, but to reap the rewards of p*ssy requires residence and meat loaf posts detail the life of a ex-pat resident.

i am not wealthy: i have to go to work everyday just as you do and all of those in g8. i simply detail how the life of one who earns g8 money can be. additionally, i attempt to portray the various strati of nicaraguan society for those that may choose to accept the challenge of nicaraguan survival and not just read / fantasize about p4p prices globally.

macho? negra (ie. negative). this is a community service: i won / win / and will continue to win because i adapt to the environment just as i adapted very well to the g8 game and that of the usa. and if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd world game, you will forever be carne molida.

[Chocha Monger]

generous:

i lived in honduras and you're right about honduras being more dangerous. nicaragua does not really have the problem of maras. on the other hand, most expats who got killed in honduras were nice guys running their business or set up by a "girlfriend." the criminals seem to have a preference for nice guys over those who are standoffish. i'm sure you know how it works in honduras. let someone into your house for any reason. they'll look around and a few days later you'll be getting robbed. one of my friends got hit that way. i've seen [CodeWord124] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124), shoot outs, and stabbings during my time there. be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. this is true especially for street urchins. when an unknown honduran male approaches you in the streets of tegucigalpa the last thing you want to do is smile and shake his hand. if you're not macho they'll assume you're a cobarde, a puto.

[Meat Loaf]

The police force is non-existent and extremely limited.

Thanks to the USA, the police force received 11 new Toyota Hilux police trucks.

Citizens and other victims do not report crime and therefore no police report or statistic is obtained.

Victims that do file criminal reports find the their responsibility in prosecution to be high. The burden of guilt is high for the criminal.

The police don't care when taking a report. And the victim gets discouraged.

I've filed two (2) police reports and the officer used them for marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

A call to the police will take at least 4-hours for response.

Hence, the population does not even file reports and therefore no stats are obtained.

In contrast, Panama is an aggressive police state. Costa Rica is extremely aggressive in policing everyone including tourists. Honduras? El Salvador is aggressive due to their gang problem. Guatemala is aggressive due to drug trafficking. Belize?

Nicaragua is not the safest country in C.A. You can't document non-existent case filings.

[Meat Loaf]

I will beginning a new theme or series of postings called, "Classic Bobo."

"Classic Bobo" will detail the foolishness, dumbness, caballo desire, and other guaranteed failing practices of Gringos in / when entering Nicaragua.

"Classic Bobo" is meant to show how Gringos are not prepared for victory in Nicaragua and what they do that makes / will make them carne molida.

"Classic Bobo" can and should be used as case studies as to prevent committing the same mistakes as the baboso (ie. fool).

[Meat Loaf]

gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.

his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.

you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.

who are your peers in nicaragua?

[Meat Loaf]

"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.

"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.

As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.

"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "

As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.

The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "

Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "

I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him! Little interest will be given because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.

"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans.

These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination.

Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!

"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode:

Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.

Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards!
XDred did not get scared away from this experience and is earning his stripes in Nicaragua and will always get tested based upon easy-visibility.

He aint scared 'cause he's a 30-year veteran of Latin America. He's no 3-day sex tourist.

[Meat Loaf]

generous:

i lived in honduras and you're right about honduras being more dangerous. nicaragua does not really have the problem of maras. on the other hand, most expats who got killed in honduras were nice guys running their business or set up by a "girlfriend." the criminals seem to have a preference for nice guys over those who are standoffish. i'm sure you know how it works in honduras. let someone into your house for any reason. they'll look around and a few days later you'll be getting robbed. one of my friends got hit that way. i've seen [CodeWord124] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124), shoot outs, and stabbings during my time there. be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. this is true especially for street urchins. when an unknown honduran male approaches you in the streets of tegucigalpa the last thing you want to do is smile and shake his hand. if you're not macho they'll assume you're a cobarde, a puto.
don chocha monger:

the streets / life / survival are too dangerous especially when the youth age 12 - 40 want to be pistoleros y capos for fun or feria (ie. money; plata; lana).

they don't think g8 except for the cash, glitz, and glamour. the lifetime of studies, decades of work, and necessary life decisions are forgotten or never learned traits. thus, they'll take the cash from you, gringo, and buy their glitz-and-glamour.

lito y polaco, "mundo frio": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dziriqn69ec
tego calderon, "julito maraña': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpqivjkdog&feature=related
dangerman, "producto del guetto": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hiuo3xansa

[LuvBlkWomen]

ml - my take on you is that you are more of an adventurer who likes to experience the true reality of a country by experiencing its people ( the poor ) and pussy is just a secondary experience.

i admire and envy your lack of fear as a black usa. i've always wanted to see the real south america because it is a rarely spoken part of the black diaspora. but i understand the realities of 3rd world living (as you have well explained), i don't yet master spanish well enough, have zero portuguese and i'm still on the g8 treadmill scared of falling off. so i'll have to live those experiences vicariously through you for now. lol.

i think your experiences might make a great niche travel book someday from a black usa point of view.

i have a couple more questions:
1. i assume you also speak portuguese if you are going to live in a favela
2. will your favela abode include bodyguard, maid, etc or will you be w/o net.
3. i assume you will again be on g8 assignment in brazil
4. are you an interacial / black / or brown / black usa (i apologize for this question)


meat loaf posts simply explain what type of person is able to live / survive nicaragua.

i use international sex guide as a reference as to what countries and cities i may choose to relocate. i am not a 7-day visitor / tourist in any city / country. i live there / here.

prime example: i will be relocating to brazil in 2010 to live in the favelas: posters in brazil have a few good threads, but demographically they talk about p4p and residing in tourist areas. that is not meat loaf nor his demographic. some of us want to experience life as "local" or comparable to where we / they currently reside in g8. therefore i choose to reside amongst our peers, both segregated and integrated. for, i, meat loaf, "won" at the g8 game and can traverse all strati.

favelas / african - brazilian segregation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zctdfysuhg&feature=channel

as of yet, i have found no poster on the brazilian thread to give me the insight as to my playing ground for p*ssy. in contrast, i've given everyone, regardless of demographic, an in-depth tour / 4-year experience of nicaragua on all social strati.

as such, meat loaf posts detail what it is like living in nicaragua. what is required to live in nicaragua.

in contrast, other posters on other threads globally write dribble that does nothing to inform isg senior members beyond the price for some "community p*ssy." understand, renting some prostitute p*ssy is no accomplishment and can be achieved in g8 with a phone call so to travel the world for such activity is "bobo."

of course, p*ssy is purpose of international sex guide, but to reap the rewards of p*ssy requires residence and meat loaf posts detail the life of a ex-pat resident.

i am not wealthy: i have to go to work everyday just as you do and all of those in g8. i simply detail how the life of one who earns g8 money can be. additionally, i attempt to portray the various strati of nicaraguan society for those that may choose to accept the challenge of nicaraguan survival and not just read / fantasize about p4p prices globally.

macho? negra (ie. negative). this is a community service: i won / win / and will continue to win because i adapt to the environment just as i adapted very well to the g8 game and that of the usa. and if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd world game, you will forever be carne molida.

[Generous Gent]

I live here.... I have lived here and have been coming here longer than you have existed on this planet. We all go through the carne molida stage; I have a business here as well, but try to go incognito at best - once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. But this is life in a third world country. Many sequestions occur because of loose lips, or flamboyancy . Therefore I wonder when you relay this resume stating a six figure income, and all the extras which accompany it, what you really hope to achieve. You may be surviving in Nicaragua, but in Honduras you would become a statistic, as in cooked carne molida. This notwithstanding, I still enjoy the entertainment reading these posts.....and wish you the best in Brazil.

[QUOTE=Macho? Negra (ie. negative). This is a community service: I won / win / and will continue to win because I adapt to the environment just as I adapted very well to the G8 game and that of the USA. And if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd World Game, you will forever be carne molida.[/QUOTE]

[Generous Gent]

How true - this is a major problem. The violence is incredible; kids in the states are bad enough, but these kids (and they are kids until 21 years of age) are natural born killers. They have no conscience, and the main priority is that mama has dinero to buy tortillas for baleadas in the the morning.

When their little baby boy assaults/kills someone, it is just like going to work in the morning. They're bringing home the bacon. They have to bring money into the casa so everyone can eat. So they kill you or another gringo/Latino while working; that's reality. But if you kill them in the process, mami cries on televison stating what a good boy her hijo was, and you better get the hell out of dodge quick because someone is going to avenge the killing of her good little boy.



Don Chocha Monger:

The streets / life / SURVIVAL are too dangerous especially when the youth age 12 - 40 want to be pistoleros y capos for fun or feria (ie. money; plata; lana).

[Meat Loaf]

i live here.... i have lived here and have been coming here longer than you have existed on this planet. we all go through the carne molida stage; i have a business here as well, but try to go incognito at best - once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. but this is life in a third world country. many sequestions occur because of loose lips, or flamboyancy . therefore i wonder when you relay this resume stating a six figure income, and all the extras which accompany it, what you really hope to achieve. you may be surviving in nicaragua, but in honduras you would become a statistic, as in cooked carne molida. this notwithstanding, i still enjoy the entertainment reading these posts.....and wish you the best in brazil.

i didn't move to the 3rd world to live poor! i am not sacrificing g8 'cause they on some bullsh*t! they can take these balas (ie. bullets) if they want to be celoso (ie. jealous). they know you have more money than them anyway so why hide it?

houses in las colinas cost us $5,000 per month; chevy suburban cost us $80,000; an evening at elite strip club may cost us $500; slip fees for your yacht at montelimar cost us $500 per night; and golf green fees cost us $100.

two types of gringos move to nicaragua: (1) those that do not want to work and can live on us $1,000 or so per month, and (2) those that want to live like kings for us $100,000 per year. it's that simple: you aren't going to make any money here so that's not an issue. or you can waste your time trying which shows you don't know how to make any g8 money anyway. of course, that us $1,000 does not go far and you will be a nobody. that us $100,000 isn't enough to play with the leaders of society who are the "jet-set" crowd. the ex-president bolonas or aleman has a net worth of us $500 million. ( i can't remember which.)

the biggest "hook" in nicaragua is real estate which is either a cash-in-hand transaction of financed at 15% - 30% per annum. these are the real "marks".

sequestions? to confirep001e person or property; force into seclusion. what else is new?

but you are correct about bringing home the bacon which is why one must be strapped and eager to shoot. 25 years maximum for murder in nicaraguan prison is nothing compared to black-usa & hispanic-usa prison sentences.

it's simply a difference of perspective.

p.s. i enjoy writing this bullsh*t for everyone's entertainment whether truth of fiction. come to nicaragua and find out for yourself: bring plenty of cash-in-hand and don't be scared of the consequences.

[Professor 1]

Be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. This is true especially for street urchins.

You give very good instructive advice, just as Meatloaf does. I remember my first international trip to Senegal as a teenager. I can laugh about it now. I was pick pocketed by the best in front of the main mosque: A group of street urchins. I did not realize that my wallet was gone until I returned to the hotel. Fortunately, I only lost things that I did not need there--driver's license, first aid/CPR cards, and the like. I did not have more than a few CFA in my pocket, less than US$5, and my passport was in the hotel safe. I have not been pick pocketed since. Yes, now, I take the hostile, standoffish stance. It works.

[Meat Loaf]

I don't use the cellphone that much 'cause it's always ringing with hoes looking for some "long dong" or money. Nonetheless, I contacted this broad for some stroking. The last we f*cked was a few week ago and she tapped out: I attempted to f*ck her a few times throughout the day, but the hoe wanted to play games.

In Nicaragua these motherf*ckers some fools. It seems that their cellphones are getting "robaron" (ie. stolen). It seems that they are always borrowing someone else's cellphone and giving you that number. It seems that they can't manage a US $14 piece of property. And they want me to pull caballo? No me mames (ie. don't f*ck with me). There is always some story about their cellphone and the most popular are (1) it was stolen and (2) they do not have any minutes.

Anyway, I called her house phone and went to scoop her up.

I like her meat 'cause it's something you can hold onto and sink your teeth into. Her p*ssy is phat and juicy. Her a*s is a pillow. Her thighs are some lamb chops. And her throat is deep.

In typical Chica Nica fashion, I offered her employment, but of course she didn't take it.

I scooped her up and we went to my stroke spot shared with an associate.

We started with her eating some d*ck. She mounted the pogo stick and began bouncing up and down. She enjoyed watching herself in the mirror as she rode the stallion. I liked watching her too. I turned her onto her back and slid a yard of d*ck into her womb. She looked pretty and happy getting loafed. I gave her a nutt.

Spooning and conversing as we watched television was the intermission.

Nutt #2 came a few minutes later. It was delivered in the toro position (ie. doggy style).

As we did el toro I noticed that her as*hole was a little larger than normal. Abierto. Hence, I spit on the third eye and massaged the saliva into her anal cavity. By her not squirming away or making any comment, I knew she wanted to get loafed anally.

With a penis that resembles your favorite 12-ounce adult beverage, I slapped it upon her buttocks. I then shoved the "billy club" into her tight rectum. She went, "Ooh!" I pushed those pillow-like as* cheeks up-and-out as to avoid interference. Getting further and deeper into her rectum was the protocol. She moaned, sighed, and enjoyed the colonoscopy.

She earned nutt #2 in her butt!

Afterwards, I told her that I had to bounce and that she could stay in the stroke pad or roll with a doctor. She opted for the salida (ie. to leave). We made a few stops around town and I dropped her at her canton (ie. shack of a house).

I like her p*ssy, a*s, face, and body. Only if she were intelligent enough to get on program, I, Meat Loaf, could f*ck her 5 - 7 timers per day. But she's a Chica Nica and we've learned by now that intelligence and "common sense" aren't their best attributes.

2 Nutts, 1 Sl*ts, Zero Bucks.

[Meat Loaf]

isg senior member and i have known one another for some time. isg senior member is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. isg senior member enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for isg senior member to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!

i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for isg senior member i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, isg senior member can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."

"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.

safe & close to home

meeting isg senior member in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good isg senior member he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.

for days isg senior member attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)

(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)

leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the isg senior member to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)

boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. isg senior member was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future international sex guide posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from isg senior member.

por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.

pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. isg senior member and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.

having survived the bathroom's pool of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140), i returned to our table. isg senior member asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.

at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, isg senior member and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."

with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, isg senior member slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.

in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.

the two (2) isg senior members departed this location.

as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.

gulley side:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcnhaf96dy&feature=related

driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. isg senior member is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)

not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)

transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!

¡god bless america!

departing the car, isg senior member double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)

overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, isg senior member entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.

these hoes attempted to separate isg senior member from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of isg senior member were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. isg senior member, gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!

i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!

"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of isg senior member.

watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [CodeWord111] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111). running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)

i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of isg senior member.

getting "charged-up" from the attention received, isg senior member bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.

the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect isg senior member from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)

as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with isg senior member and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.

to "double-check" his money, isg senior member, went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed isg senior member into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting isg senior member with his bodily functions.

knowing that isg senior member wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.

(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)

while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of isg senior member so he could [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140)! isg senior member placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.

in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by isg senior member and i, meat loaf.

isg senior member returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. isg senior member informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.

isg senior member was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!

i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.

to protect isg senior member from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance isg senior member was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." isg senior member was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.

as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!

isg senior member began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!

meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was isg senior member!

meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of isg senior member!

meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm

with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, isg senior member had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of isg senior member were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.

pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of isg senior member. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of isg senior member's left-foot!

butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of isg senior member. it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."

when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....

isg senior member went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
isg senior member bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. isg senior member informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.

two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking isg senior member's d*ck for lessons and instruction.

the spinner had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by isg senior member saying, "oooh!"

big chops attempted to fight with the spinner for turn at sucking d*ck.

in my opinion, the spinner had better delivery in sucking d*ck than big chops.

after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) isg senior member and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with the spinner i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the the spinner as to offer employment. the spinner is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?

[b]the spinner[b] offered isg senior member a 1-on-1, but isg senior member was drained of leche! i offered to pay for isg senior member, but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.

the spinner and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.

with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.

departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!

isg senior member shared conversation with big chops who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. isg senior member obtained the contact information.

the two (2) isg senior members departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.

isg senior member got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) isg senior member spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. isg senior member was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. isg senior member was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. isg senior member was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!

gringo-friendly confines

upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. isg senior member saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance isg senior member went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.

i shared conversation with the staple, while isg senior member was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.

1-hour later, isg senior member and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.

40-minutes later, isg senior member and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.

entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.

this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for isg senior member who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed isg senior member to experience the "gulley side."

advisory: it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."

* this was a long report. *

isg lurkers and isg senior members alike wanted to board planes, trains, buses, and boats to nicaragua based upon the above report. isg lukers and isg senior members printed the above story for use within the bathroom of their wife's house. in contrast, "isg senior member" gave me a phone call as he looked for this lifetime memory, part 2.

we met at metro centro. looking chele and caballeroso was / is his demeanor. accompanying was "gringo friendly confine's gringo".

we depart in the plaza and "go straight for the pink."

within the car professional and social conversations were held between the three (3) gringos, two of which are / were your demographic peers.

we arrived at the undisclosed location where it went down last time for "isg senior member". "isg senior member" has been and will forever remember 5 chicas waiting in line, single file, to s*ck his schlong. as we entered the location, he commented to "gringo friendly confine's gringo" to hold onto his d*ck 'cause these hoes were going to molest him.

negra (ie. negative). it wasn't the night for that repeat experience.

we entered and the two (2) gringos were highly disappointed, especially "isg senior member" who could only remember the 5-on-1 experience of months prior.

why were the two (2) gringos, your demographic peer, disappointed? they were less than happy for said location not having any skinny b*tches.

they called the hoes the "f" word. fat.

as we sat down indulging in 1 beer, they could not but state how they yearn, lust, desire, and require skinny hoes. even better, b*tches with a similar body structure to vietnam and cambodia.

cultural differences presented themselves so i had to explain it for them: black-usa likes our hoes with meat- thick-and-juicy, while white-usa likes their broads skinny and damn near anorexic. why? i guess it's the lacking of d*ck length. lol.

thick and juicy hoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wibdulyqq&feature=related
street booty, usa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdjydizkk4

i want a*s & titties & a swole phat p*ssy!

within the establishment was one super thick, white skinned stripper. her body was nice and with 0% body fat nor did she have cellulite. while i found her sexy and something / someone i wanted to mount, they called her fat.

due to peer pressure and their lack of satisfaction in the retail offerings of vagina, we departed and went to vale todo.

immediately upon entering vale todo the two (2) gringos were happy. why? 'cause this location offers the skinny latinas that you masturbate to via internet pornography.

on the sofas we sat and were joined by three cluckers. i instructed the chicken heads to hold the d*ck of "isg senior member" and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" as they sipped on a beer. "isg senior member" grew like barry bonds of juice and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" smiled like kool-aid.

within the first beer, "isg senior member" began to get flojo (ie. easy spending habits). "gringo friendly confine's gringo" was at ease and amazed that his fantasy of p*ssy obtention was within "wallet shot."

p*ssy on demand is everyday for meat loaf regardless of location.

after a second beer, "isg senior member" yearned to do what gringo's do best: give away money is what gringos do best! reaching into his pocket "isg senior member" wanted to offer the ladies a us $10 drink or a us $5 propina.

stay strong!

stay strong was instructed to "isg senior member" by meat loaf. stay strong! for "isg senior member" was scared that the trabajadoras (ie. working girls) would flee his presence and relinquish his "tonsil teaser" from her / their hands. at one point, two chicas held his pipe: one chica had the shaft in her hand while the other cupped his nutts. this was all with linen trousers on, of course. it was nothing like the 5-on-1 experience for which he's chasing, globally.

stay strong "isg senior member" for the chicas have nowhere else to go. don't be weak and give away your g8 earnings.

it was tough and hard for "isg senior member" not to do what he's been programmed to do for 60-years as a gingo caballo, but via meat loaf's guidance and leadership, he held onto his dollars and cordobas.

the girls at vale todo charge us $160 for take-out and it's worth it. three gringos with three chicas would only cost us $480. that's a small service charge that can / could easily be satisfied by "isg senior member", but we opted for better days.

"isg senior member" stayed strong and didn't break to his lifetime of gringo caballo training. he reaped all of the rewards for a fraction of the price. all that was lacking was him furnishing a bottle of milk to these "hungry heffers."

good job & stay strong.

[Meesee]

gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.

his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.

you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.

who are your peers in nicaragua?no kidding. i was in harare years ago. stayed somewhere where backpackers do. one of the women also staying there was american, older, greying hair. she stood out because of her high degree of opinionation and misandrous argumantative nature. later back home, i recognized her picture on the news when she was arrested in cape town and brought back to "justice." it was kathleen soliah, one of the symbionese liberation army members wanted on a variety of charges. you just never know.

[Old Immature]

Flew in to Managua last night, caught the hotel shuttle to my non-GF hotel and passed out.

Monday, all day, I'm totally distracted by a pair of Nicas in the office where I'm working, one a slim spinner of about 21 or so, and the other a bit older, but still very attractive with a pair of tits trying desperately to pop the button that is holding her shirt closed. Needless to say, by the end of the day I'm in need of relief.

With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel). I gave the taxi driver an extra C$20 to wait for me (not expecting he'd do it, but meh, whatever) and went in.

As reported, Fenix is a "tiki bar" with porno playing on about 7 or 8 screens mounted about 8 feet up on the walls. Couches lined the longest wall, with an extra pair of loveseats near the passage to the rooms. There were about 11 chicas seated on the couches ranging from about a 4 to a 7/8. Seated behind the bar is a woman who could be a 10 only because she looks like she's eaten about five 2's. I bought myself a beer and sat at the bar waiting to see if anyone would make a move. I gave up being patient and stared openly at the 7/8 until she finally came over to talk to me.

"Rosa" spoke *no* english, so I did my best with my spanish from 1985 high school. "Bonita chica!" pretty girl! "Dos choices?" two girls? I said, indicating the girl she had been giggling with (a petite 7). "SI" yes, "Cuanto?" How much? C$400 for the both for 30 minutes- ok, I'm about to be a happy guy…

Paid the fat chuck, and followed the girls back to the room. 4 of the 6 flat surfaces had large mirrors around a king-size mattress and box on the floor. Rosa started pulling at the buttons on my shirt, while Bettina (I think - the whole name exchange is a bit fuzzy) started on my belt.

Both girls had evidence of breeding, with Rosa sporting a scar from a sloppy c-section, and Bettina having a more recent baby with the wrinkled belly skin and leche. At that point in the evening, I was so horny, I damn near would've f**ked the fat chick. The ensuing romp was not exactly the porno-style MFF with two bisexual girls, but more like, let's focus on the guy and talk over him in a language he mostly doesn't understand.

All in all, I had a blast (actually two of them), I extended the session to 1 hour and tipped them each C$100. So for a grand total of C$1150 including round-trip taxi ($55 USD) I had myself a grand evening.

I did not try to "save" either of them, nor did I treat them like pu$$y life support. I was as nice to them as my limited spanish would allow, and had myself some fun. Most of my pocket money, all of my valuables, my cell phone, etc. stayed locked in my hotel room safe. The farthest I walked in the dark was all of 5 yards from the front door of Fenix to the taxi, and I was alert and aware of the people around me.

So far, Managua has been a damn distracting city to do anything but ogle women, and I like it that way.

More to follow (maybe)

O.I.

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[Old Immature]

managua - day 3

ok, day 2 was a pass, although i did have some of the best beef i've ever had the pleasure of tasting for lunch.

day 3 - wednesday - i decided to splurge and hit either cuetos club or good times. i caught a cab from the hilton, and asked him his opinion, the cabbie said cueto or if i had mucho dinero, elite. cueto it was.

i got there at around 7:30 and the place was dead. i asked the bartender where the girls were and he said "20 minutes" so i watched the big-screen tv as people started to trickle in. as i'm sitting there, this tall blonde chica strolls in and heads straight to the back room. about 5'10" or so, maybe 125 or 120 pounds, just my type.

i watch some other girls wander in and head for the back, some do-able and some definitely not. the blond reappears in this tiny black dress and goes about her business of prepping for the evening. i watch her carefully, and once she's done and ready for action, having noticed my attention, she makes a beeline for me. we make some smalltalk with what little spanish i have, and finally she gets to the point - c$1000 for 1 hour offsite, c$3000 for tln, or c$850 for 1 hour in the back. cheap b@$tard that i am, i went for the c$850. she told me her name was kimberly, and i don't think i'll forget that.

we go into the back room, and she's all over me, dfk, groping, trying to suck my lower lip down her throat, etc. she pushes me down to the mattress and box on the floor, and starts to take off my clothes for me. after a nice wet bbbj, she asks if i want her to shower - i indicated that i was in the mood for some dining, so yes, please do.

i started on her tits, which were soft and loose b/c cups with nipples that with a little attention, had to be at least an inch long. 20 minutes of daty later, she's trembling and pushing my head away from her crotch. the look of surprised ecstasy on her face is priceless, i guess that such things are not often done in this part of the world.

after some more bbbj action, she mounts me reverse, and rides me like the stallion i wish i could be. we then switch to doggy, and then mish and she finally asks if she can finish me orally. i agreed, the condom came off, and she sucked me like she was trying to start a harley.

the vasectomy-induced dry heave of orgasm came over me, and i temporarily lost the power of speech. when my eyes regained focus, she was asking me what happened, and all i could say was "vasectomy". she seemed to understand that.

after cleaning up, we went back out to the club area, and i got another beer. kimberly followed shortly after and gave me the c$500 note that had fallen out of my wallet when i had paid for the session. amazing.

we sat down, and she demanded paper and pen from the waiter. she wrote down her cell # and said, "you call me, and i'll come to you. i can also bring a friend if you like." c$1000 each, and the friend she indicated was as petite as kimberly was tall.

i'm still debating dumping 2k cordobas on any encounter, but if the dfk kimberly gave her friend was any indication, i will be in for a major treat. the decision won't be made until tomorrow after work, but the option is there.

all in all, a fun hour with a solid 7-8 of tall blond latina.

more to come (me and the reports)

o.i.

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[Meat Loaf]

With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel).


Meat Loaf is here / there for you!

[Noguera]

Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?

[Meat Loaf]

Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?

Good Times is closed with 24-hour security guarding the premises. The advertising has been partially taken down as well.

[Dirty Willy]

I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

'Aurora' works at Fenix and I invited her out on a date with me Friday night. Kind of your typical dinner and movie date, except this was going to be dinner and strip clubs. I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

At club Ladys I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.

[Meat Loaf]

I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.

Sidinifil (ie. generic viagra; the medical term) cost US $1.25 for 50mg.

Did all of that fecis make serve as lubricant?

Double-penetration without another hairy d*ck around is always a good thing.

Yes, they do have vibrating anal beads.

"Dirty Willy" has done his homework spanning three (3) years which is why he's successful.

"Dirty Willy" is a respectable Gringo! Why? He obtained permission from the girls to post photos. In contrast, "p*ssy a*s Gringos" thinking it's cool to post pornographic photos of girls, while the Gringo keeps his face and person far from the camera's view.

"Dirty Willy" earned points towards the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" by simply having respect for the john-prostitute game.

Good Job.

[Noguera]

I had heard from our other buddy that you two had gone off to the promised land for a few days. I am green with envy. Excellent report. My favorite part was your comment on 27 de Mayo. I will share with you a story at another time which I experienced in this place back in '97. What a total dump. Loved your adventures and will get in touch by email.

siendo sed mi amigo !

[Mee Wee]

Arrived and had "friend" pick me up at airport with her sister's live-in boyfriend (the one that had the most money. The other ones weren't allowed to live in the house). Her house in Tipitapa was something else to write home about. A few walls (hey at least they were concrete unlike her sisters at the edge of Tipitapa. Just a few sheets of metal held up by tree trunks). Anyway, she picked me up, took care of me in short order. We headed out to Little Corn which is my favorite for a few days before New Year's Eve. Did the usual on the island. I ate so much langosta (lobster) that my friend was calling me lobster man cause all my pores were oozing lobster scents. She took care of me all day and night. I can honestly say she is a nympho. She really does like getting off. She's always touching me in public and private. I've been with quite a few others who try to pull it off as an act but this girls hasn't changed in over a year. Took care of some scuba diving in Little Corn and headed back for New Year's Eve in Tipitapa. We bought explosive grade fireworks and drank like there's no tomorrow. Friend as expected tried to get her sister to come to any invitation of dinner and such. I clearly made the point that I was nobody's "marica" and I was not here to save the world. Once she figured I had reached my boiling point she backed off. I hit my boiling point when we were in Santa Elena colonia looking for her sister late at night. I knew this place was rough when even the taxi driver refused to take us any further into the colonia. This reminded me a bit of some of the edges of Tipitapa. Anyway, we had our discussion and headed off to Pirates which is one of my favorites in Managua for caldo de mariscos and anything seafood. Delicious!

This is where things get exciting. Everyone here is looking for signs of weakness from you. Once they find anything resembling this they will exploit it to the fullest. They are trained from a young age. Her son was brought over by her mother and he was severely berated by me so that he could understand the value of a person's private space. They don't value this since they have nothing of value. Friend got upset and I packed my bags ready to go but of course next thing I knew we were in her room with her on her knees orally, vag and anally begging me to stay. If she wasn't a true spinner and a dead ringer for Tinkerbell I would have ditched her a long time ago. She even got a tattoo with my name on it. I know you're thinking it's her novios' or husbands name but after many trips and her taking me to visit her parent's house (if you can call a hut surrounded by rice fields in Chinandega a house) I am now convinced it's an elaborate plan to make me think she is in love with me. Anyway, we headed off to Chinandega to her parent's house. They live on roughly 40 acres with the families' huts situated in the middle of the rice fields that they farm. They at least had fresh water wells (lucky I had brought loperamide). They invited me to her sister's quinceanera and we went to a church that was steaming hot where one of the quinceanera's friends passed out from heat exhaustion. We then had the entire party outdoors on a section of the rice fields that had been patted down and wet down with oil to keep the dust down. Everyone dressed up as much as they could but I didn't have the heart to put on most of the clothing I had brought. I definitely did not want to make them think I had more money than they already thought. Her mother, father and family treated me like one of their own. They obviously knew that I would be much better than any man she would ever find in this country except for present company. Out there sticks, knives and guns were the law of the land. There are no cops or even traffic to wave down in case of an emergency. When it came time to cut the cake, the scene was as if they had never seen or tasted cake (I had to remind myself that probably half of them had never tasted it). Anything that wasn't nailed or welded down was taken. These people threw all their styrofoam plates and trash all around them. The dirt dance floor was littered with refuse by the end of the night. Drunks had to be herded and threatened so that they could take the party elsewhere. One of the neighbors had his metal sheath of a door stolen and relocated about a quarter of a mile away. The next day we walked three miles down the dirt roads to get to the highway where we could wave a taxi down, head to Chinandega and then head to Managua. Friend and I had a flare up due to me disciplining her son again. After a spending a week in mosquito and spider Nicaragua with no air conditioning, hot water or nice bed, I opted for the comforts of the Holiday Inn. I told friend I was going to stay there and she could come or not. She of course chose to come and complete my night by making sure she took care of my primal needs. We went to Stradivari (my favorite restaurant) and then back to the hotel where she again BBBJTCIM, all positions and mutiple pussy to mouth exchanges. She wanted to be the one calling the shots but in the end had to be set straight by telling her I was nobody's caballo to be mounted and that she was more than welcome to leave and make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out. In a way you are dealing with raw survival instincts in these people. The trips I take her on and the gifts I give her she will never get from anyone else. She is way cute and a spinner but in a limited pool of guys in this country she probably has the best she will ever get. Anyways, I extracted myself from her and despite all the pretend breakups she took care of me the last night and accompanied me to the airport. I hadn't nor will ever give her any money for what we do. I also made that very clear that she should never ask me for any since this was an "amor del bueno" or a good love and that money would only taint it. I broke this just as we arrived at the airport. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD to take a cab back since she had her nice clothes on and would undoubtedly be harassed on the bus, but knowing them she probably pocketed the $10 and took the local bus. I'm probably being cynical but know that $10 is a lot for them. I'm sure I looked extremely rich without trying to (bring all old clothes. Ones that I wouldn't miss if stolen). Anyway, this was quite the experience and probably one that I won't forget. I will state that there are plenty of beautiful young women in Chinandega and can be found by just walking around the market and making small talk. Shouldn't take more than 2-3 minutes and you should be in. Most of the girls were hitting up on me even while I walked around with my friend. I also picked up all of my belongings from her house which she had brought back from Belize for safe keeping (had to make a quick connection and there was no way to carry my stuff from Belize). Nothing missing, all my clothes washed and ironed, all scuba gear intact and cleaned. I can say that given the motivation they would have robbed me blind but they do have some pride if you can pin them down with their family and neighboring friends. My friend still has hope that she can get the 20% as Meat mentions or the golden ticket to the States (ala Simon Cowell style). She's still calling me around 10 times a day as I continue to string her along. Don't worry I always do the financial analysis before committing to her presence. I used to be quite active usually up to 8 times a day (was confirmed by other Forum member on Tijuana trip). Even at low $/polvo this adds up. I will admit that I am only breaking even financially but feel it is worth the invest due to the real GFE. She hugs and kisses me endlessly in public and private. She actually keeps me awake wanting more and more. We dance, drink and fuck incessantly. She takes care of me when I'm sloppy drunk to make sure no one takes advantage and she doesn't rip me off either. She also puts up with me when I'm sloppy drunk as I do of her when she gets sloppy drunk. All in all it justifies the break even. However, given all that I will probably be making a Tijuana trip soon to get in a double double. There's just something about a double.

Anyway, that's my two cents.

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[Meat Loaf]

On Tuesday, I was bored and tired of being in the "Gringo Friendly Confines" and made the trek to "Murderous Managua."

I went to the 'hood where my name and fame are legendary and echo the streets!

I saw some of the "same old wh*res" that were loafed in year 2007. Amazingly, I remember their names as they remembered mine. A bunch of tired a*s sl*ts working for a few bucks. How depressing. And these h*es do not look good, but are simply f*ckable 'cause they spread their legs.

Give me some h*es that look good like in Colombia and Brazil 'cause these Chicas Nicas are not the clave (ie. key.)

One broad was begging to have an orgasm as can only be delivered by Meat Loaf. I f*cked her and she earned two (2) nutts. She loves the way I make her body cream and on her second orgasm I thought I was in the Haitian earthquake from her wild gyrations.

She was very proud of her latest tattoo- tramp stamp. It looked okay when viewing her from doggy style. Her a*shole had the appearance of a third eye.

I gave her a load that was hard to earn due to the performance anxiety.

A second "old bag" asked me to f*ck her as well. I offered her a pound of d*ck to chew upon. She told me that she likes to earn my first nutt and not the second as was the case on this day.

All in all, this sucked! The same old sl*ts doing the same old thing. I'm getting tired of mongering and may opt for the caballo program of 1-man, 1-woman who rations the p*ssy to her male based upon income generation. This sounds a lot better than f*cking some busted b*tches for four (4) years.

Adios.

[Meat Loaf]

Professional responsibilities required that I visit "Murderous Managua."

Had a nice Burger King hamburger and fries to start the day.

Went to a locales that was too hot for comfort and therefore we changed locations. At the second location were some cluckers who I've known for a few years and never blessed them with the "magic stick."

Being a 20-year fan and customer of strip clubs and dancers, I am more interested in seeing a female derobe while I consume adult beverages. At times, penetrating a female is over-rated and I'm in the zone of thought where this holds true. Instead, I want to see females dancing naked and shaking their meat.

So, I purchased some quality time with a neighborhood chica. She's think. She commented on how her "sister" praised my girth-and-length from the one polvo I delivered her. She was alright and real chupadora for being only 18 years of age. She was / is too caballa to roll the Meat Loaf Mansion.

I had this chica derobe and began to play with the p*ssy and body meat. She was enjoying the exploration: I enjoyed feeling the texture of her p*ssy walls. In the doggy style position I delivered a left middle-finger up her culo; I delivered a right index and middle-finger into her vicho. She loved it.

We were done and chose the next lucky contestant.

She was a "bad mamma' jamma'." No pun intended.

The same activities were held with chava #2 except that she requested I finger her culo while she masturbated. She came a few gallons of clear juice.
After chava #2, I had to cut my nails and use a file to clean the fecal matter from my hand.

Both girls had a healthy meal earlier in the day evidenced by the amount of elotes (ie. corn) I felt while servicing their female lusts.

These two (2) girls are something for me to remember and savor in future days as long as you Gringos stay away from Nicaragua and opt for more friendly pastures as I suggest.

JayRay513, "She Swallowed It": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WMeJtmLYI

[Iguana Six]

Went to MGA for a week and a half.

Went to Solid Gold. The least expensive of the three clip joints along Massaya uphill of the Metrocentro Mall. $10 got me in. A run-down strip club where the dancing is heavy on the tease and light on the strip. The providers will ask for $200 until you make your "WTF" facial experession, then drop to $150. They only keep $50 of it. That gets you an hour on premises or 90 minutes at your hotel. When I went there last summer, I found two very, very doable spinners, blond Rachelle and brunnette Genesis (but they pronounce it like Hennnessy the drink.)

Made the mistake of taking Rachelle out last time. I had hoped to get two sessions in my 90 minutes but I wasted time establishing a romantic mood before the first session. When I was ready for round two at 60 minutes, she was nervous about getting back to SG before being hit by a fine and started getting dressed. What a mistake.

This time, I went straight to Genesis, who remembered me and that I had disengaged from talking to her to take out Rachelle last time. I apologized profusely. Cute as a button, a hell of a dancer, and more agile on six inch heels than I am in sneakers, she turned out to be very simpatica. This time, I opted to get in a session on premises. We had a real GFE experience and she gave me her digits. I called her a few times, visited the club to see her when they cancelled her day off, and she rewarded me with a very nice five hours a week later at the Brandt Bed and Breakfast before going to work. Dinner, cabfare, and cien got me two sessions that were straight out of my college days and some photos. Gives BBBJ, but they are 1.5 inch affairs that are characteristic of coeds with small jaws confronting larger tools. A single mom but still has her waistline.

I recommend the Brandt B&B. Clean, comfortable, and in a very good location. They have a website. $50 to 65$. The Hotel Cristo Rey is cheaper, and more run down, but it is conveniently located by the rotunda Cristo Rey, which even retarded taxi driver can find and is close to the Fenix. More on that later.

[Iguana Six]

It was a Saturday morning. Went to Metroplaza to eat, get a shoe shine, and use the internet cafe. PM'd Meat Loaf, a legend on the ISG website. Located the Hotel Cristo Rey and its similarly named rotunda and it was everything it was cracked up to be on other posts. Went to Fenix.

Fenix is next to a tire store that used to be called Kelly Tires. The big billboard is gone, and it called something else but cabbies still know the Kelly Tires near the Cristo Rey rotunda.

The ambience of Fenix is still Tijuana strip club circa 1973, or Nogales strip club circa....today. It has changed little in the last five years. It has expanded a little, they put fluresent lights in the rooms (the better to see the dingyness) and they replaced the VCRs that played endless loops of 90's porn with modern DVD porn to play on the six wide screens on the walls. The atmosphere is still the same...live and sleezy.

When your eyes adjust to the gloom, you notice the chicas. They are stuffed like sausage into spandex and other clothing abortions, and they wallow like walruses on threadbare couches. Some reminded me of Al Sharpton, back in the 1980's when his warddrobe consisted of velvet jogging suits. A couple weighed more than me.

Entrance is free. c50 got me a tiny cup of ice and orange juice. I waited until I spotted Marfy(?) or Murphy(?) (I'm going phonetic here) who actually had a waist line, pale skin, light brown hair and a winsome smile. I waited while fixed the hair of the next most eligible bachelorette as they stood the bar. For C200 half hour or c400 an hour I could afford to lower my standards, and took her to room. The shower was Haiti primitive...a piece of angled PVC pipe...but I focused on the mirrored ceilings and walls and not the room, so it wasn't too bad. BBBJ, she didn't look too bad in doggie, and breasts that did not look bad in comparison to her waist line.
She asked for a propina, but I promised her some nice gifts the next time I saw her.

Fenix has two shifts, day and night. On week days the shift change is somewhere between 7-9pm. It's blurry. I recommend stopping by, once in a while and seeing if there is a diamond in the rough. Quality low, price is competitive.

[Iguana Six]

had to work sunday and monday, so the next time I got out was Monday night. I brought Marfy at Fenix a little packet of a panty and trickets from Victoria Secret. She was nearing the end of her shift, but was glad I returned. She opened her packet, was very pleased, and I was going for a repeat session when she went behind the bar. The manager caught her getting some slugs off a bottle then started chewing her out. She was reprimanded for being drunk and sent to a room to sleep it off. Curses...foiled again. I spotted bottle blond Monica from last summer, and a couple of possible on the couches, but decided to take a cab to Club Cueto.

Cueto is a Jenny Craig convention mascarading as a strip club. A couple of the girls looked like they could understudy for the lead actress in "precious," some weighed more than I did, and some looked like that actually eaten Karen whole. I spotted two women whose waistlines were smaller than there bustlines. One was dancing and just exuded the post childbirth slackness and gallo pinto diet that Nicas are famous for. The other had wavy hair, chatted me up, and impressed me with her charm. Sure, not Del Rey quality, more like Relax quality chasis, but Keylin made up for it with Jessica Alba eyes and Beyonce features, and a great personality. C500 would have gotten her to the room, but the rooms were dingy. But I did get her digits and she was very new to the club and hadn't committed to a schedule so she could meet off premise when convenient.

I went back to Fenix. With Marfy on the disabled list, I started chatting up a cocoa colored Nica spinner (a Nica spinner is like a CR spinner, but with an extra 20 lbs and a C-scar) and a woman who could be turned into Linda Carter if you invested about $10k in dental work, liposuction, a three months of a personal trainer. Michelle, small and dark, and Diara (pale and big) were serious during the couch side interviews, but when I suggest an hour long dupla, they lit up. What the heck, two sixs are almost as good as a ten, and at C800/$40 I fugured it would be cost effective. Their attitudes just lit up in the room. After five minutes it was like slumber party, after 10 minutes it was an orgy, and after 50 minutes we were all old friends. Diara was really packing the post partum pounds, and they did CBJ's, changing condoms when they switched giving me head. Of the two, I would recommend small dark almost dominican looking Michelle, for her great BJ skills and tight pu*sy.

[Iguana Six]

Did a recon of Elite and Diamond on the Massaya strip. Located near the big $100-200 a night hotels, they wait dream about platoons of rich G8 horndogs whose planes would have to stop for a couple of nights in Managua for repais en route to Cancun or Rio or Medellin or San Jose.
Somehow, legions of millionaires don't materialize, but they still stay in business.

I dressed nice, didn't bother to hide my accent and avoided the outragous entry fess ($14 at Elite and $10 at Diamond) by pretending to be scouting out a location for my friend's bachelor party on both Friday and Saturday. The prospect of 5 walking ATM's on one day, and 12 on the other, got me in for a $5 tour in one place, and for free in another.

They talked about private rooms, a dancer or two for each guy, for $175 or $350 bottles of wine or champagne. Otherwise, it was $175 for an hour in a private room with a gal.

While the dancers were of almost of SJO quality, they represented the top of the line in Managua. It is very sad, the lack of good talent. I would have gladly have paide $50-$100 for a couple of them, but only because a few days of looking a sausage fingers, wrinkled tummies, paunches, and C-scars had lowered my standards.

$$$$$tay away!

One ominous sign was that the guide at Elite was bragging about how they were brining in 10 Colombian girls next month.

[Iguana Six]

It was Tuesday night and I worked late, so I go to Fenix too late to catch Marfy before she went off her shift.

I had attempted to find Caribbean Morena, and I thought I had saw their storefront on the street running uphill from the Cristo Rey rotunda, but when I tried to find it with a cabby, we couldn't find it. Good Time, a place that deserved its good reviews, was still shut down from being raided a month or two or go. I wondered were their talent had gone, as they had both dancers and less costly non-dancers, and there were a half dozen very doables, very affordables among both categories.

So, I found myslef in Fenix and found Monica. Monica in her late twenties, a dyed blond with an over plush bod, but a very agreeable attitude I had met the previous summer. I chatted her up and she told me that she had taken trips to Panama, where she worked out of Boca Torena. It all made sense, as Boca Torena is Panama's answer to Fenix, only there are so many better options in Panama than Boca Torena, and where Monica was a Managua "7" she would be a the cleaning lady at Golden Times in Panama.

C400 an hour. BBJ and positions. The woman is orgasmic and likes sex.

The next day, I got together with Keylin, the "nica spinner" from the fat farm that is Club Cueto, she of light brown wavy hair, the infectious smile, the Jessica Alba eyes, the interesting accent, and the golden brown skin. We met at the Metrocentro and she was very glad to see me. We went to Hotel Cristo Rey, which seemed berefts of guests and was able to give us a discount since we just needed a room for a few hours and would not stay for breakfast. Getting situated in the room was almost comical becuase they had many challenges getting the aircon and TV and remotes to all work properly in both the first room and the room we finally got into.

OUr first session was delayed because she asked the "bell boy" to get her a couple of beers, a theme of the rest of the evening. After she got a beer and a cigarrette, it was into the shower and then, some pics, and a very spirited romp. DATY, BBJ, positions, bliss. She was very orgasmic, very responsive, very uninhibited.

We tried to find the Korean restaurant that I had such luck with on previous trips, just up the hill from Piratas. Closed. Cabby drove by a Chinese restaurant back down the hill, and while it was comical that he thought it was the same place, we did get directions to a new Korean restaurant....across the street from Piratas. We got out there, saw a clothing store with a billboard in Hangul, and asked the security guard. He let us into the clothing store, and we walked to the back, found a Korean grocery store, and finally a small restaurant in the patio of the converted back of the house. There were three tables full of Koreans eating, so I had high hopes about the food. A mom and pop affair, mom ran the clothing store, both ran the grocery store, and he, the former chef of the defunct restuarant, ran the paito affair. I was dissappointed, as he screwed up the Bulgolgi. If you can't do BBQ beef right, you fail in my opinion. Keylin orderd two beers.

On the way back to the hotel, we took a cab parked across the street, in front of Piratas. A mistake. Keylin wanted to stop at the gas station convenience store in order get a six pack. When we got to the hotel, the driver wanted C400 or $10 a piece for two 1-kilometer legs. Guess he heard our foreign sounding accents and tried to pull a fast one. Keylin was indignant and the driver went from C400, to C200, to finally accepted C150.

We had another session were did it like squirrels on crack..after Keylin had a couple more beers. After showering, I gave her C900 (C400 per session and C100 for cabfare) and agreed to call her the next day. I did, but never contacted her again. I was realizing how Managua was lowering my standards. Managua was draining me of pops I would need later in San Jose. These chicas just arent "sponge worthy."

If I lived there, I would have to invest the time into turning some college student or secretary into a mistress. But first I would have to find one that wasn't already a single mother by time they were 17.

[Iguana Six]

Had avoided going to Vale Todo until the end of my trip, because it was deep, deep, deep in the heart of Managua's urban jungle. But I had heard good things, so I went one Sunday.

Took the cab and got a long look of Managua's lowlands. We got there, and it was closed. But the karaoke bar next door was open and theyh assured me they could square me away, so I got out of the cab. I got into a derelict karaoke bar, ordered a drink, and watched three excrutiating music videos from the 1980's (Michael Jackson and his phoney Presley wife), (MJ and Paul McCartney), (Michael Bolton looking like a parole but wearing that ridiculous poodle perm), while the karaoke guy made a phone call....

He assured me that he could have a girl over in minutes, an he did. Onieda was 20 tall, slim, with skin the color of the blonde wood stocks on a Bulgarian AK-47, and hair that was probably dark brown and full of sass at one time, but had been cooked, curled, and starved into a lifeless cornsilk yellow submission by a hair dresser with all the finesse of the Iraqi general Chemical Ali. Onieda was an accounting major at a college in the neighborhood, but did not fear that her dancing world and her college world would collide. She counted on propriety to keep her professors out of the club, and the high prices to keep her fellow students out of the club.
Bright eyed, with a pleasant nose and mouth, she was easy to talk to. Tall, slim, firm, vivacious, she was a breath of fresh air after the week I had.

On monday, she would dance on the stage and hope for a guy to pay $70 to take her to the room for 40 minutes. She offered me an hour, with the femi-dom, BBJ, and the full GFE for just C500 as it was Sunday, there was no other work that day, and I was a windfall. I would have to pay for a room. The OK Karaoke manager offered me a Vale Todo room for $20, accepted $15. Turns out both clubs have the same owner.

I got to walk through VT, and with some lighting, it looked typical MGA run-down. The room in the back was almost as good as the Solid Gold room, but it had a mirror on the ceiling. Onieda's oral skills were top notch, and the contrast in the mirror between her smooth, firm, golden brown skin and my winter pale Ron-Jeremy-after-two-days-of-hair-waxing look was striking. She had long, legs, toned by evenings spent dancing. No damage from childbirth, and firm, peach sized breasts. Aside from the Love Canal waste dump of a hair treatment, her only other fault was that she had one of those small, I'm-in-the-Labial-Witness-Protection-Plan clits that are de rigour with non orgasmic gals. She enjoyed it, but couldn't chase her own leche. But she was the best value of the week and was as good (just different) than the afternoon with
Genisis.

I came back the following evening when VT was open. I was worried that it might get fallout from an article in a newspaper about neighbors complaining about the OK Karaoke disturbing the peace in the neighborhood, but not a problem.

I got there after 8pm, and the club was beginning to come to life. VT is what Good Time was before closing, but on a Monday night, the bench wasn't very deep. But it did have talent that was a cut above Fenix/Cueto, and almost Elite/Diamond quality. At $70 for 40 minutes, it was half the price of Solid Gold, and there were two dancers that were the best I had seen since coming to MGA.

I spotted Onieda and watched her dance. Very nice. But I was absolutely stunned by this tall, athletic, butter hued dancer with long wavy brown hair with bleached yellow accenting tips and exotic, almost asian features. After sitting with some local cheapskates, she eventually saw me making eye contact and started working her way over.

Scarlett had large sparkling eyes, high cheekbones, and large, beautiful, kissable lips. She was 19, got her exotic features from her Indian heritage, was married to a 50 year Tico, but wasn't ready to give up partying and left him to come back to MGA. Very friendly, very sweet, and dressed to take advantage of her mix of happy-go-lucky, girl-next-door personality, her athletic build (imagine her in a Hawain Tropic advertisement playing volley ball), and exotic features. She volunteered to give me a lap dance and untied the knot holding her half-a-school-uniform-shirt closed, lifted up her bra and let me nuzzle her perky breasts and delicious little nips.

I took her to the room. It was same room as the previous night. It was total GFE, and she had a proud clit that came out of the closet, demanded to played with and varnished, and rewarded her with three leches. The mirror action was even better, and her lips were great for oral as well as kissing. Afterwards, I was so drained, I just hung out in the club, sat close to the stage and watched her dance. She was great. Still basking in the afterglow, when she came buy and resumed her position on her lap I gave her a C100 tip and she rewarded me with a last nuzzle of her bare breasts.

I regret not getting to VT until my last night in MGA. I really do. If I had gone straight to VT on the first night, I would have worked on making the exotic VT dancer my off-premises favorita.

Live and learn.

[Artisttyp]

Great reports.

Can you maybe give us an idea what you are doing during the day ? Are there areas to walk around besides metro centro ? I think many of us have a warped vision of what managua looks like due to hearing about no street signs or addresses.

What is the food situation like? Do you have to cab it everywhere and for how much?

I was told there are SW's downtown around the casinos. Have you seen any ? Have you been told about any gritty red light area for locals ?

Sorry to ask so many questions. I might be headed there rather shortly.

Many thanks for your informative reports.

[Lexb]

I am still laughing about your reports as they are among the best I have read in the ISG for the several years I have been reading posts!

Your descriptions are easy to understand and amusing to read and, by combining a good sense of humor and pointed sarcasm, you are able to create an image in one's mind of what you are "painting a picture" about.

Keep up the good work!

[Meat Loaf]

Good reports!

Do you now realize the nonsense that I, Meat Loaf, must endure to SURVIVE.
Sloppy Jaloppy hoes with more bills than the US Congress, no education, no occupational skills, and 3-generations of family for the Gringo to mantener.

Sorry I didn't meet you during your trip, but it was bad timing for me. Maybe next time.

If you do not like fat hoes with Kangaroo pouches than Nicaragua is nor for you. A lifetime of fried food and sitting around the house produces more belly with jelly.

Al Sharpton and those jogging suits is Americana: And don't forget about that process or conk.

Them hoes at Boca T. in Panama are just as sloppy as Chicas Nicas. Them hoes at Bodeguita can never be matched or compared to anything in Nicaragua.

I've said this before, and for years, that Chicas Nicas do not have natural beauty, but after living here for time one begins to find "attractiveness." One must make something happen and those Kangaroo hoes become the prize.

The hoes from Good Times are working at brothels in the neighborhoods. Their glory days of being strippers are gone and they have returned to straight prostitution.

Vale Todo is one of the few strip clubs in town besides the Carretera Masaya clubs. Vale Todo also has lots of gay employees. They are closed on Sunday as I learned three days ago. Vale Todo has always been a recruiting ground for Meat Loaf 'cause them hoes never have any customers. It's always only 2 - 4 clients / customers in Vale Todo. I simply talk to 'dem hoes about employment at the mansion.

[Noguera]

These were absolutely excellent reports Iguana Six. You almost brought back the old memories of the Managua I used to know and love. "In the day", back in the late 90's, Vale Todo was the most fun and alive club in town. On a Friday or Saturday night there might be 100 guys in the place, and at least 30+ really cute Nicas. You could spend an hour or two drinking, plus go to the back rooms for an hour, and leave that night no lighter than US$100. Ah ... memories. There were 5 different girls back then that I pretty much hung out with exclusively, both in the club and outside the club. Those days and prices were gone, but a lot of good times. Is there still a decent restaurant on the west side of the club? Used to serve the best corvina in Nicaragua. you could sit in Vale Todo, eating excellent fish, while watching the girls dance naked. Damn ... those were the days !!!

[Iguana Six]

Great reports.

Can you maybe give us an idea what you are doing during the day ? Are there areas to walk around besides metro centro ? I think many of us have a warped vision of what managua looks like due to hearing about no street signs or addresses.

What is the food situation like? Do you have to cab it everywhere and for how much?

I was told there are SW's downtown around the casinos. Have you seen any ? Have you been told about any gritty red light area for locals ?

Sorry to ask so many questions. I might be headed there rather shortly.

Many thanks for your informative reports.

During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.

[Iguana Six]

Is there still a decent restaurant on the west side of the club? Used to serve the best corvina in Nicaragua. you could sit in Vale Todo, eating excellent fish, while watching the girls dance naked. Damn ... those were the days !!!

I think the restaurant has been turned into the OK Karaoke bar.

[Meat Loaf]

During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.

The city is large and spread out. It may appear to be close, but there are lots of places and things around town. Advertising in Nicaragua is performed by word-of-mouth. Taxi cabs can add up and become US $20 per person for a day of exploring the city.

AL lago- towards the lake
Al sur- away from the lake
Abajo- away from the airport
Arriba- towards the airport

I don't know north, south, east, or west; just the above compass.

[Artisttyp]

During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.

Again thank you very much for writing these reports. It takes forever to find anything of value in the nicaragua thread.

Hopefully I will get to add to it.

[BluntForceTrauma]

If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.

[Golfinho]

During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.Last Sunday night, I was in Fenix. First day in Managua. Ever. At 9:30 (pm), a few girls doing their make-up, some loafing on couches, others just arriving, place quiet, me about to sip initial beer when Amercan enters and immediately begins to converse. Great, another first timer in Managua. Pass the time talking, light drinking, eyeing the door waiting for something decent to walk through it. By and by, my new acqaintence announces he wants something that's not on the menu. I advise against, and suggest procuring an intermediary. If he's really determined. He is, and proceeds to take his request to. Everyone in the bar. And the people in the parking lot. His reason was spent and his manner was bold. I disassociated, and moved to the couches squeezing in between two pair of the least fat ones. Eventually, I'm spotted and asked to accompany him to the round-about to do his shopping, as no one. NO ONE. Would go with him. He's serious, WTF. I offer to go out to the kerb and watch his back. Anybody want to predict? Not half-way to the round-about, and shapes like bats fly towards him and converge. An assault, robbery in process. I fast trot to the scuffle: on the ground grappling are three kids, and one american with a machete against his throat. Raise the bottle, making eye contact, and the one with the machete looks back and moves it closer. Nothing to do but backpedal until they finish emptying the pockets. Afterwards, he's pretty calm, downs a beer in a fraction of a minute, pulls back up cash out of the shoes and cabs off into the night. Girls ask 'where's your friend? ' 'Why, he's out of money, or surely he'd be propositioning you now'. What else can they understand? Afterwards, I relaxed for an hour with 'Ashley' (right), about 105 pounds, perfect proportion, a pro, twenty USA Guy were lined up outside the door to do her as I came out of the room. Not a deep talent bench there.

[Golfinho]

If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.Passed C.M. and saw it on the cabride to Fenix last Sunday. Couldn't be certain it was open though. Tonite was looking to go to Vale Tudo Every cabdriver has been total burrinho so far; what's chances of actually finding it, without direction? Otherwise, I'm limited to Elite Platinum Diamond, or the proffered procuring services here at the hotel. or Feniz again.

[Meat Loaf]

Again thank you very much for writing these reports. It takes forever to find anything of value in the nicaragua thread.

Hopefully I will get to add to it.

It does not "take forever to find anything of value in the Nicaraguan thread!"

Value is on every posting.

I can already tell from your demeanor that you will be pleasantly disappointed.

[Noguera]

[

AL lago- towards the lake
Al sur- away from the lake
Abajo- away from the airport
Arriba- towards the airport



al lago - toward the lake - north
a las montanas - away from the lake - south
arriba - up, where the sun comes up - east
abajo - down, where the sun goes down - west

[Meat Loaf]

Last Sunday night, I was in Fenix. First day in Managua. Ever. At 9:30 (pm), a few girls doing their make-up, some loafing on couches, others just arriving, place quiet, me about to sip initial beer when Amercan enters and immediately begins to converse. Great, another first timer in Managua. Pass the time talking, light drinking, eyeing the door waiting for something decent to walk through it. By and by, my new acqaintence announces he wants something that's not on the menu. I advise against, and suggest procuring an intermediary. If he's really determined. He is, and proceeds to take his request to. Everyone in the bar. And the people in the parking lot. His reason was spent and his manner was bold. I disassociated, and moved to the couches squeezing in between two pair of the least fat ones. Eventually, I'm spotted and asked to accompany him to the round-about to do his shopping, as no one. NO ONE. Would go with him. He's serious, WTF. I offer to go out to the kerb and watch his back. Anybody want to predict? Not half-way to the round-about, and shapes like bats fly towards him and converge. An assault, robbery in process. I fast trot to the scuffle: on the ground grappling are three kids, and one american with a machete against his throat. Raise the bottle, making eye contact, and the one with the machete looks back and moves it closer. Nothing to do but backpedal until they finish emptying the pockets. Afterwards, he's pretty calm, downs a beer in a fraction of a minute, pulls back up cash out of the shoes and cabs off into the night. Girls ask 'where's your friend? ' 'Why, he's out of money, or surely he'd be propositioning you now'. What else can they understand? Afterwards, I relaxed for an hour with 'Ashley' (right), about 105 pounds, perfect proportion, a pro, twenty USA Guy were lined up outside the door to do her as I came out of the room. Not a deep talent bench there.
Was that Gringo trying to buy some cocaine?

'Dem cholos love watching you Gringos venture outside of Fenix.

Nicaragua has very little talent to impress the Gringo looking for "skinny minny."

[Meat Loaf]

Passed C.M. and saw it on the cabride to Fenix last Sunday. Couldn't be certain it was open though. Tonite was looking to go to Vale Tudo Every cabdriver has been total burrinho so far; what's chances of actually finding it, without direction? Otherwise, I'm limited to Elite Platinum Diamond, or the proffered procuring services here at the hotel. or Feniz again.
Vale Todo is in el barrio Monsenor Lezcano; la gasolinera de Shell en Monsenor Lezcano; el statuae del Monsenor Lezcano. Everyone knows the address.

[Iguana Six]

If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.

It was nutty, as when I was not looking for it, I saw it twice, and when I was looking for it, I could not find it. Go figure. Maybe I was looking for it on a Sunday night. Does it close on Sundays?

[Meat Loaf]

It was nutty, as when I was not looking for it, I saw it twice, and when I was looking for it, I could not find it. Go figure. Maybe I was looking for it on a Sunday night. Does it close on Sundays?
Went to monger at CM on this past Sunday and they were closed!

[Meat Loaf]

left the "gringo-friendly confines" for "murderous managua" on a recent sunday. arrived in the city and went to old-neighborhood where i reign supreme. noticed a new costeno church as i traveled to the putaria: made plans to go to church in a sunday to come. just like black people, the church members use the event of jesus worship as a fashion show for dresses, suits, hair styles, shoes, and hats.

arrived at putaria #1 and drank flor de cana y rojita. blew some tobacco. and molested some hembras. talked sh*t with a costeno-retiree from miami. suggested we hit other spots, but he opted-out.

my plan for the day was to drink and witness putas. more factually, i want to see some strippers as i drink. bored of granada i needed to get out. i'm a big city guy and it's hard to exist in a retiree-town. worse, a tourist town. the suburbs: it was tough being reared in the chicago suburbs. fortunately, when i turned 16 my parents gave me a toyota celica and i began to hit the city every afternoon at 3 p.m. anyway, i wanted to watch "trap" and not f*ck for the day's activities.

saw some deportees enter putaria #1. said what's up to them in english. they responded. i pulled-up a chair at their table and broke bread. invited them to sip on the bottle of guado with meat loaf.

conversation was held about our respective usa cities and their new life in managua. fresh from the pinta they are: a few months and few years is what they possess and are transitioning to a lifetime of opportunity or oppression depending upon the person.

i suggested that they run the city with meat loaf at meat loaf's financial expense. they were game. we went to putaria #2 and they were closed. we went to putaria #3 and my name rang out.

some cluckers that i've known for four years were present. a old f*ck piece was present too. the f*ck piece likes serving meat loaf tres platos (ie. oral, vaginal, and anal sex). again, i was about looking at "trap" and not hitting clams.

rolling with the deportees was fun and we shared the same usa memories and similar experiences based upon demographics.

tres platos was on some bullsh*t trying to hustle my coinage for her taxi fare instead of the jukebox. the b*tch snuck out with c$50 of meat loaf jukebox money. i'll return and f*ck her in the a*s until it bleeds. blood is simply more lubricant.

me and the deportees left putaria #3 for putaria #4. during the previous visits at the aforementioned putarias, i o offered them a job working the telephone (ie. brokerage) at us $2,000 base monthly earnings. i explained to them that the application is 9-pages and involves international background checks. and they received on-site training while we viewed "trap." i even told them that i doubt if they seize the opportunity at-hand 'cause they're nicaraguan and for some reason nicas never seize opportunities.

putaria #4 was closed. i went to the atm to get another us $100. i wanted to spend money and it didn't matter how much. i was already down us $100.

after putaria #4 we went to putaria #5 which was also closed. needing to re-group we went to k-50 who refused to accept our patronage. shocked at their refusal of my, meat loaf, patronage i presented my business card to the bartender. with no hesitation he threw my business card in the trash. i was amazed! motherf*cker do you know that i'm an international ceo with political backing in nicaragua and political influence in my usa-state's legislature. sure k-50 is a nice restaurant that may approach us $100,000 in revenues, but it aint nothing compared to meat loaf. to boot, i was a regular customer at this locale years ago. but they want to be white: i know two (2) white boys that received their tee-shirt to wear around nicaragua in an attempt to portray k-50 as being "whiteness." the deportees were on fire and wanted blood! we left for putaria #6.

putaria #6 is the locale that "isg senior member" received a blowjob from fice (5) chicas nicas who waited in line to perform "brain surgery." and they were competing for a chance to tackle his bait.

being the man at this locale, i took off my shirt and poured big drinks. the "trap" was on stage shaking that a*s which all i wanted to see on this sunday. the hoes were doing their best at dancing. the newly befriended deportees followed meat loaf's lead and got loose attacking the b*tches. at the tipper we sat. security came to meat loaf concerning my lack of shirt and the presentation of armed weaponry along waist line. i had to check the armory and received a ticket for it's claim.

the deportees got bolo and wanted to hit some "trap." meat loaf policy is that i don't buy the next man nan piece of p*ssy. if you can't afford to rent your piece of p*ssy then you need to work harder or apply for employment with meat loaf in the area of brokerage. they decided to bounce: i guess meat loaf spending a few hundred dollars made them uncomfortable of feel not worthy. they motivated. i remained.

i knew that i was not going to return to the "gringo-friendly confines" until monday. although the markets open on sunday-night in asia, the work week doesn't start officially until monday morning. hence, i was destined to stay out all night.

wearing the shorts that "isg senior member" left at my mansion after a afternoon of swimming in my in-ground pool, i received a free handjob from a trabajadora. with d*ck dangling to the floor- free balling- she served and i looked to collect. i sat drinking guado, watching strippers, and getting a handjob. finally, from peer-pressure and a sense of obligation, i took her to the room at hit them gutts. i hit her gutts about four (4) times that night.

as the only customer in the entire putaria #6, a chela wanted to earn. i told her i was broke and had to go to the atm. i went to atm and got another us $100. i took the chela to the room and studied her body. i offered the hookers employment at the mansion and they accepted, but will they arrive? they're nica and therefore you know the answer.

tired, i rent a room for the remaining hours. i'm meat loaf and i use putarias as if they are the holiday inn or hilton hotel.

0500 hours arrived and i prepared for my return to the "gringo-friendly confines." i arrived and went to the executive desk where more accomplishments were realized. some "trap" came to the mansion later that morning to cook my meals and watch internet pornography alongside meat loaf.

how was sunday for you, simp?

[Meat Loaf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGbUP3vEFfw

Signing new contracts for new office space, worldwide, Meat Loaf prepares to bacanal a Managua.

Plan: Take 100 mg of Viagra; break 3 - 4 coochies; bring some "trap" back to the mansion; and hold down street corners.

Barrios:

Bad
San Judas
Reparto Chic
La Libertad
Altagracia

Good
Las Colinas
Santo Domingo
Villa Fontana
Bolonia
Altamira
Carr. Sur

Catchin' "trap" at every encounter and every intersection. Meat Loaf.

[Meat Loaf]

Finally I made it to Managua.

The party kicked-off at 0500 hours: Still charged-up from the previous days "F*ck Fest," we continued the party. Got bolo, took a nap, and arrived in Managua.

Went to the barrio and saw "Mo' Hoes" than you can shake your d*ck at! The same old stale fish.

I saw an old f*ck piece that served tres platos on the regular.

We f*cked and she was on some bullsh*t talking about my Meat Loaf was too big and stretching out her wh*re holes. B*tch, take this d*ck!

When she arrived in Managua years ago she was on fire. A hot young p*ssy in town for the sake of her two daughters. She was carrying around their photo album and I had to fake interest for the sake of a nutt.

Her sl*t propensities took her to employment at Good Times. She was very popular and loved the limelight. Now, she got a little saggy from too much bacanal.

A clucker that wants to ride Meat Loaf's coat tales was present. She got ignored. I just had the p*ssy a day earlier and therefore was on to next "trap."

The hoes have been on the circuit for years!

As I sipped on syrup, I observed the quality of these tramps. Grade "F", Grade "D", and Grade "C" hoes. Only one hoe looked good with the others being what US $8 per polvo is worth. Fast Food: A Big Mac, large french cry, and Coca Cola soda in the USA. Es el vale.

But it is what it is and SURVIVAL is SURVIVAL.

P*ssy for P*ssy sake.

[Meat Loaf]

Good Time stripper informs Meat Loaf that Good Times is expected to re-open during Semana Santa.

[Golfinho]

Finally I made it to Managua.

The party kicked-off at 0500 hours: Still charged-up from the previous days "F*ck Fest," we continued the party. Got bolo, took a nap, and arrived in Managua.

Went to the barrio and saw "Mo' Hoes" than you can shake your d*ck at! The same old stale fish.

I saw an old f*ck piece that served tres platos on the regular.

We f*cked and she was on some bullsh*t talking about my Meat Loaf was too big and stretching out her wh*re holes. B*tch, take this d*ck!

When she arrived in Managua years ago she was on fire. A hot young p*ssy in town for the sake of her two daughters. She was carrying around their photo album and I had to fake interest for the sake of a nutt.

Her sl*t propensities took her to employment at Good Times. She was very popular and loved the limelight. Now, she got a little saggy from too much bacanal.

A clucker that wants to ride Meat Loaf's coat tales was present. She got ignored. I just had the p*ssy a day earlier and therefore was on to next "trap."

The hoes have been on the circuit for years!

As I sipped on syrup, I observed the quality of these tramps. Grade "F", Grade "D", and Grade "C" hoes. Only one hoe looked good with the others being what US $8 per polvo is worth. Fast Food: A Big Mac, large french cry, and Coca Cola soda in the USA. Es el vale.

But it is what it is and SURVIVAL is SURVIVAL.

P*ssy for P*ssy sake.It's Law of the Jungle. Primal. Makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?

[Meat Loaf]

One of the nicest movies theaters ever experienced in the world by Meat Loaf is the "Galeria Mall." There are only a few malls in Managua: Galeria, MetroCentro, Las Americas, are the malls. A few mercados: Huembes, Mayoreo, Oriental I and II, and Israel are some of the mercados in Managua.

A Gringo should only go to the Galeria and MetroCentro Malls for safety concerns!

Anyway, at the Galeria Mall is a top-class movie theatre. The air conditioning is always on blast! The chairs are 100% reclinable with retractable arm rests each housing a beverage and food compartment. Tambien, they have enough leg room for a German. Advancing the ambiance is the V.I.P. room where wait staff brings your concessions and the area resembles a viewing room at the nearest mansion. The movies have USA-subtitles and every month they import films from other Latin American countries for an entire month.

For the entrada of C$50 / US $2.50 and concessions containing palomitas, gaseosa, caramelo y un hot dog for another C$ 50 - 80 / US $2.50 - US $4, it is the best value in experiencing Hollywood. And to think all of this will cost US $10 for the entrance and US $10 - $15 for the concessions in the USA. Inflation or exploitation?

So, I had my main gal, #1, with me and would go to the movies every Sunday. We would enter the sala and choose an isle with little possibilities of the harassment of pedestrians.

Next thing I know is a blowj*b strong and steady!

For just because we were at the movies meant nothing. For if we at the residence she would be sucking d*ck and getting f*ck there too. Entonces, it was nothing different about "catching brain" in the movie theater.

She always swallows! She can stay and does s*ck my d*ck for up to 60-minutes with 0% stopping. After she swallows my load she will curl upon my inner-thigh in glee as she pumped out a load of jizz with her mouth.

Within the movie theater she would do the same!

It didn't matter who or if anyone was around.

I don't believe she ever saw a movie in its entirety and we were at the theater every Sunday.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Marry that gal.

[Noguera]

Good Time stripper informs Meat Loaf that Good Times is expected to re-open during Semana Santa.

Well ????????????? Are these rumors true? Details and information.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Went to Salvadorena next to Good Times a few nights ago. The Good Times location is still being well maintained and had a guard sitting outside near the entrance. I asked him if it was going to reopen, and he said "Si, este semana."

I hope so.

BFT out

[Meat Loaf]

Went to Salvadorena next to Good Times a few nights ago. The Good Times location is still being well maintained and had a guard sitting outside near the entrance. I asked him if it was going to reopen, and he said "Si, este semana."

I hope so.

BFT out

Why do you go to that dive, Salvadorena #2?

You're better than that "Blunt Force Trama."

[Noguera]

Why do you go to that dive, Salvadorena #2?

You're better than that "Blunt Force Trama."

OK Senor Loaf ... what are your recommendations as to a couple of better places than Salvadorena 2? We all know Fenix so give us your two other favorites.

[Meat Loaf]

OK Senor Loaf ... what are your recommendations as to a couple of better places than Salvadorena 2? We all know Fenix so give us your two other favorites.

I knew someone would bite from that last post!

I only wish I had some locations to mention: I'm not into off-the-shelf p*ssy that available at putarias, but prefer the manufacturing process better.

Street Walkers:

1. Managua: Enebas, Carretera Norte.
2. Managua: Conrad Hilton Hotel, Carretera Norte.

[Meat Loaf]

One of the nicest movies theaters ever experienced in the world by Meat Loaf is the "Galeria Mall." There are only a few malls in Managua: Galeria, MetroCentro, Las Americas, are the malls. A few mercados: Huembes, Mayoreo, Oriental I and II, and Israel are some of the mercados in Managua.

A Gringo should only go to the Galeria and MetroCentro Malls for safety concerns!

Anyway, at the Galeria Mall is a top-class movie theatre. The air conditioning is always on blast! The chairs are 100% reclinable with retractable arm rests each housing a beverage and food compartment. Tambien, they have enough leg room for a German. Advancing the ambiance is the V.I.P. room where wait staff brings your concessions and the area resembles a viewing room at the nearest mansion. The movies have USA-subtitles and every month they import films from other Latin American countries for an entire month.

For the entrada of C$50 / US $2.50 and concessions containing palomitas, gaseosa, caramelo y un hot dog for another C$ 50 - 80 / US $2.50 - US $4, it is the best value in experiencing Hollywood. And to think all of this will cost US $10 for the entrance and US $10 - $15 for the concessions in the USA. Inflation or exploitation?

So, I had my main gal, #1, with me and would go to the movies every Sunday. We would enter the sala and choose an isle with little possibilities of the harassment of pedestrians.

Next thing I know is a blowj*b strong and steady!

For just because we were at the movies meant nothing. For if we at the residence she would be sucking d*ck and getting f*ck there too. Entonces, it was nothing different about "catching brain" in the movie theater.

She always swallows! She can stay and does s*ck my d*ck for up to 60-minutes with 0% stopping. After she swallows my load she will curl upon my inner-thigh in glee as she pumped out a load of jizz with her mouth.

Within the movie theater she would do the same!

It didn't matter who or if anyone was around.

I don't believe she ever saw a movie in its entirety and we were at the theater every Sunday.

At the house, she would procure a bowl of water, a few towels, a razor, and a bar of soap. With Meat Loaf watching television, sleeping, or whatever she would lather my pubic area. With razor in hand she would shave / trim my nutts and pelvic area peloncito.

A tree looks better without shrubbery interfering.

[Noguera]

Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.

[Meat Loaf]

Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.

I got banned from Good Times so I do not know.

[Grand Pollo]

Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.

He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.

[Noguera]

He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.

Thanks for the update pollo

[Meat Loaf]

He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.
I missed you Grand Pollo!

I thought that you were dead, but not Grand Pollo.

I am your biggest fan which is why you are in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

[Meat Loaf]

I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

Old Employee

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

Ex-Good Time Stripper

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua!

[Golfinho]

I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

Old Employee

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

Ex-Good Time Stripper

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua!Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?

[Meat Loaf]

Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?
She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.

[Golfinho]

She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.

[Meat Loaf]

Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.

That is Granada, Nicaragua, Central America, in a nuttshell.

They do keep their stables stocked but with more-and-more Grade "F" and Grade "D" hoes.

Great banter "Zingadoon."

[Noguera]

My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door !

[Noguera]

My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door !

Surprise, surprise .... Good Times did not open tonight. As a matter of fact, not any movement whatsoever outside of it. Nicaragua ... what a country !!!

[BluntForceTrauma]

So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Sure do miss that place.

Give it time. What can possibly open there again, other than a stripclub or Bible class?

Gimme the stripclub bebe.

[Noguera]

So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.

This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. I spent my early evenings at Club Ladies, Fenix, Salvadoreña2, Bar Azul; and later in the evenings at Vale Todo and Club Cueto (ugh!). Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.

[BluntForceTrauma]

I have known Nicaragua since 1985. Wasn't carrying water bottles, a novel, or wearing sandals in filthy clothing either.

She got beaten to a pulp. She is a woman...

The scum that did this need poison, that's all I'm saying.

I respect the average Nica; a very friendly and courteous bunch. You will not hear me talking bad about Nicas. Every second woman is a desire, naturally sexy and very cultured.

But alot of degenerates are on the hunt, especially at night. You cannot deny it, and if you do, you are either a liar or a novice with smile.

Her attack occured Saturday morning.

[BluntForceTrauma]

I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

9 de 10 people, I adore. I often wish I was 30 again, born Nica, and never aged beyond 30. That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians!

[Meat Loaf]

This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.

Noguera,

"Blunt Force Trauma" is correct in his postings.

These Nicas talk about being victimized by crime on a frequent basis. They are always talking about, "me robaron." Cell phones, clothing, shoes, vehicles, etcetera.

You will always hear about someone being a victim to crime in Nicaragua! The citizens are the ones telling you that they were victimized: Your "friends" will admit when and where they became a victim to crime.

Crime happens daily and it is just a matter of time before the crime will come your direction.

White people make easier and more lucrative targets, but they don't care. They rob from anyone, but at least the white people have something to take. They steal from anybody and it may be your neighbor or "friend" that will steal from you.

I have to side with "BFT" on this argument, "Noguera."

[Meat Loaf]

I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Managua is a dangerous place! FACT.

Every 8 - 10 seconds one should check their back.

One should change sides of the street frequently and when approaching more than 2 individuals grouped together.

One should carry a knife and / or handgun.

One should act with a sense of familiarity when walking these streets.

[Victorn]

Managua is a very dangerous place.

That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians!I am Canadian and I am not certainly stupid! I lived in Leon for more than 2 months, walked the streets any time of the day or night but I was CAREFUL.

I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.

Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.

One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.

His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.

Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.

But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.

[Meat Loaf]

I am Canadian and I am not certainly stupid! I lived in Leon for more than 2 months, walked the streets any time of the day or night but I was CAREFUL.

I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.

Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.

One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.

His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.

Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.

But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.
Canadians are more cultured than USA and they travel more.

Canadian stronghold is San Juan del Sur where they even have a hockey league.

[Meat Loaf]

F*ck the noise, shoot their a*s!

We're North Americans: We're Americans and we shoot, kill, and will / do steal your sh*t. Hook or crook, but whichever we choose will result in the obtainment of another's property.

Get your gun permit and walk these streets ready to "split a wig."

Don't use your gun like a Nica and shoot into the air. Use your gun like an American and shoot that motherf*cker.

Let the judge and jury worry about the reason: Don't let your palmbearers decide for you.

There is 0% police assistance: Safety is a personal matter and concern.

Get drunk off that guado; tote your gun around the country; f*ck hoes for US $8 per polvo; and shoot a guey if they get out of line.

If you are not ready nor prepared to die everyday that you arise, then don't come to Nicaragua. In fact, go hibernate 'cause eres carne molida. It's called, "heart." To arrive here you had to have been successful in your home country: To SURVIVE here you must be successful in the protection of your person and property.

Wild, Wild West is Nicaragua!

Ice Cube, "Today was a Good Day": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

[BluntForceTrauma]

I was merely being sarcastic in my humor. Canadians are some of the greatest of peoples. Unless, of course, the come from Quebec!

[BluntForceTrauma]

Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening

Word comes from a most very reliable source

GT phone: 2248 1614

[Meat Loaf]

While conducting international business activities in Managua, I made a "pit stop." Focused on some "real sh*t," my demeanor was "a typical." Nonetheless, I tried to squeeze out a few balas.

La Costena is cute and dark like me. She has meat tambien.

We entered el cuarto so I could receive una chupada. She's an exhibitionist. She commented on how Meat Loaf is the "real deal." She was confused into thinking that "grown man d*ck" shoots loads quick: She is accustom to "rookies" shooting their loads from excitement.

She can ride some d*ck. I commented that she's been f*cking a lot on the Atlantic Coast side of the country. Proudly she stated, "yes!"

Black P*ssy Confidence!

I'll attempt to "break her in" as she needs the guidance of Meat Loaf.

La segunda puta is another thick hoe. She's cute.

This zorra has several placas and a tongue ring! I love easy advertising.

The p*ssy is stellar She gave a good blowjob; masturbated for Meat Loaf; and provided 3 platos.

I get down: Tossed salads; dining at the "Y"; 69; toe sucking; and other activities were performed. And she returned the favor.

"Top Flight B*tch," ella es.

Both cluckers know of Meat Loaf's reputation and stamina: Salemanship is required to put these hoes "on program." Will Meat Loaf go through the effort of "selling" a b*tch or take the easy rode and f*ck another hoe with less fight?

I don't know.

[Meat Loaf]

Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening

Word comes from a most very reliable source

GT phone: 2248 1614

They had the lights on and the food vendors in front!

[Meat Loaf]

Went to MGA to purchase my congas and visit the thick hoe with placas and a tongue piercing.

We spoke for a few hours on how I wanted to "turn her out." She's game for the "turn out."

I visited a few other hoes and f*cked a fat hoe. I use to like the fat hoe, but it is way too much work. She serves 3 platos, but only with strength. The b*tch is trying to make it a habit of hustling Meat Loaf for her taxi fare of C $50, but I aint no bobo.

We talked about how she beat-up a fellow "ho-worker" in Bello Horizonte. The loser / victim is walking around the country will black eyes that resemble an owl. Whoo.

Nonetheless, we banged.

Another Black from the Costa commented on how I lost weight. Everyone in MGA is saying that I lost weight since last year. I have. Why? Easy living with servants pouring my beer and making my mojitos 24 / 7.

I went to the store and bought my LP Giovanni Congas for US $1,200. At the store, the salesperson told me the price; I went into my wallet for retrieval; and held the money in my hand. He held his hand in wait: Chico, where is my receipt? How do I know that you work here? Everyone laughed and applauded Meat Loaf for not being a bobo and giving caulquier chavo US $1,200.

With congas in hands, I went to the putaria and drank Flor de Cana. I played salsa in the "rocanola." I played the congas for a few hours in the wh*rehouse. The hoes got excited for they haven't witnessed this depth in Meat Loaf before.

Everyone loves "papi chulo" y every mujer desean un chivo como yo!

[Darien]

Spring time last year I was in Managua for a quick visit. One afternoon I was passing by and went inside Good Times to assess chica quality daytime. I discovered then that the business also had guest rooms on the second floor. Stair to the second floor located at the far end of the bar away from the main entrance. Mostly some of the hoes from out of town working in the Cabaret rented the rooms as living quarters. But the rooms where open to anyone. So there you have it, the Good Times Cabaret and Hotel. Or as the hoes would write and pronounce in Spanish: Gud Tai.

As I entered the establishment, next to the stair leading to second floor was an English speaking ebony young professional male resembling one of those characters that become legends themselves. He had the look of a living legend already. Someone like Sheriff Woody Pride. I assumed he was a guest staying at the hotel. I needed to move on pressed by time and did not make contact with him. Maybe he was the mirror image of a member in this forum. He was surrounded by three of four hoes who recently woke up from their night shift. There were not other clients except me and him. More hoes were sitting in the dark area leading to the customer's bathroom. Most of the day shift was really sad in nature. Also, the bald bartender was there. Music was playing. I checked the place for about five minutes and then exited to continue my day plan. I was wondering if the young professional inside could also be Batman or Robin. All he needed was a cape and mask to slide on the bat-pole from the second floor down to main stage. No need for stairs. Holy macaroni.

As I stepped outside, the Sun was very bright and hot. There were 2 horses with carts standing in front of Salvadorenho. Both sides of the main road were dusty. The façade of buildings around seems from the 19 century. The side street where I parked was empty. The whole thing looked like a stage from "The Wild Wild West" or "Gunsmoke" with an eerie feeling. Panic was sinking and I was sweating. It was becoming surreal. At last, some distance away, I heard the guard from Cuetos in loud voice saying: "Chele, Chele, regresa en la noche". First time in my life I was called Chele. I walked fast toward my rental car, jumped in it and left.

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[Meat Loaf]

Spring time last year I was in Managua for a quick visit. One afternoon I was passing by and went inside Good Times to assess chica quality daytime. I discovered then that the business also had guest rooms on the second floor. Stair to the second floor located at the far end of the bar away from the main entrance. Mostly some of the hoes from out of town working in the Cabaret rented the rooms as living quarters. But the rooms where open to anyone. So there you have it, the Good Times Cabaret and Hotel. Or as the hoes would write and pronounce in Spanish: Gud Tai.

As I entered the establishment, next to the stair leading to second floor was an English speaking ebony young professional male resembling one of those characters that become legends themselves. He had the look of a living legend already. Someone like Sheriff Woody Pride. I assumed he was a guest staying at the hotel. I needed to move on pressed by time and did not make contact with him. Maybe he was the mirror image of a member in this forum. He was surrounded by three of four hoes who recently woke up from their night shift. There were not other clients except me and him. More hoes were sitting in the dark area leading to the customer's bathroom. Most of the day shift was really sad in nature. Also, the bald bartender was there. Music was playing. I checked the place for about five minutes and then exited to continue my day plan. I was wondering if the young professional inside could also be Batman or Robin. All he needed was a cape and mask to slide on the bat-pole from the second floor down to main stage. No need for stairs. Holy macaroni.

As I stepped outside, the Sun was very bright and hot. There were 2 horses with carts standing in front of Salvadorenho. Both sides of the main road were dusty. The façade of buildings around seems from the 19 century. The side street where I parked was empty. The whole thing looked like a stage from "The Wild Wild West" or "Gunsmoke" with an eerie feeling. Panic was sinking and I was sweating. It was becoming surreal. At last, some distance away, I heard the guard from Cuetos in loud voice saying: "Chele, Chele, regresa en la noche". First time in my life I was called Chele. I walked fast toward my rental car, jumped in it and left.

End

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Considering that I have a intimate relationship with administrators, worldwide, I don't know if any of this posting information is true.

1. Good Times is a nightime locale that bangs the strip club atmosphere until the sunlight, how can they offer hotel services? Familiar faces that are "big spenders" can be seen passed out on the sofa, possibly.

2. You can spend as many hours in a bedroom as one likes if they keep purchasing the p*ssy and bedroom per hour.

3. If a customer is a familiar face then you may be able to get a discount on multiple p*ssy rentals.

4. Access to the upstairs is US $200. The upstairs if for VIPs.

In summary, the information scribe earlier is extremely suspect to Meat Loaf and being that I know every wh*re and administrator in MGA, make Meat Loaf know fact and not fiction.

[Darien]

It is a fact that Good Times Cabaret last year was open during daytime afternoon hours (after 1:00 pm). Based on his response, it is obvious that Meatloaf was not the ebony young professional that date at Good Times. Cueto, on the other hand, was always closed during daytime. El Salvadorehno, a regular "casa de visitas", was open daytime also.

Meatloaf maybe could use his resources locally in MGA to verify that Good Times Cabaret was indeed open during afternoon hours last year. There was not VIP section that I know at Good Times. Good Times was not a high end establishment like the three venues in Carretera Masaya (Ellite being one of them). The highest fee I ever heard at Good Times for TLN with the best looking chica in the cabaret was for sure under US$200. Maybe the owners could verify the information for you. Not sure about that given the legal issues they are going thru now. Your are local, I am not. I have not heard any news about Good Times being open again after it was closed by local authorities.

I am a bit confused by Meatloaf comments on the anecdote. As far as I know, many nude Cabarets in the USA are open during daytime afternoon hours. So the fact that Good Times was open during daytime hours should not be surprising or doubtful. There were plenty of hoes working the day shift in Good Times. The business during daytime hours was probably usually very slow compared to nighttime, a good reason why Cuetos across the side street did not open until evening hours. I will restrain from posting again in the Nica forum until Meatloaf is able to rectify his comments on the anecdote. Whether he does that or not is up to him. He is a high frequency writer on Nica. I am a transient passer.

Last, I will only say, the anecdote is not fiction.

Regards,

Darien

[Meat Loaf]

It is a fact that Good Times Cabaret last year was open during daytime afternoon hours (after 1:00 pm). Based on his response, it is obvious that Meatloaf was not the ebony young professional that date at Good Times. Cueto, on the other hand, was always closed during daytime. El Salvadorehno, a regular "casa de visitas", was open daytime also.

Meatloaf maybe could use his resources locally in MGA to verify that Good Times Cabaret was indeed open during afternoon hours last year. There was not VIP section that I know at Good Times. Good Times was not a high end establishment like the three venues in Carretera Masaya (Ellite being one of them). The highest fee I ever heard at Good Times for TLN with the best looking chica in the cabaret was for sure under US$200. Maybe the owners could verify the information for you. Not sure about that given the legal issues they are going thru now. Your are local, I am not. I have not heard any news about Good Times being open again after it was closed by local authorities.

I am a bit confused by Meatloaf comments on the anecdote. As far as I know, many nude Cabarets in the USA are open during daytime afternoon hours. So the fact that Good Times was open during daytime hours should not be surprising or doubtful. There were plenty of hoes working the day shift in Good Times. The business during daytime hours was probably usually very slow compared to nighttime, a good reason why Cuetos across the side street did not open until evening hours. I will restrain from posting again in the Nica forum until Meatloaf is able to rectify his comments on the anecdote. Whether he does that or not is up to him. He is a high frequency writer on Nica. I am a transient passer.

Last, I will only say, the anecdote is not fiction.

Regards,

Darien

1. Good Times was a 24-hour location for about 1.5 years, after a few years of almost being an 18-hour location. At first it was an outdoor cantina and then it was re-designed and made into a two-story aire conditioned strip club. That lasted for about 1-year and then it got shut down. It's been closed for almost 9 - 12 months.

2. You didn't know about the VIP 'cause you were not spending enough money! And you are not an "insider."

[BluntForceTrauma]

Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby!

[Darien]

Thank you Meat Loaf for the historical observation describing the life and former business hours at Good Times. I agree with you that I was not spending big money and that I am not an insider in Nica or anywhere else as a matter of fact.

The date of the anecdote on Good Times, I saw the ebony young professional going upstairs. So I asked one of the workers what they had on the second floor. The worker told me that the young professional was going to his room and that they had guest rooms. That some of the chicas working in the Cabaret rented the rooms. I did not think that was unusual or uncommon in a third world country. Upon reflecting on your feedback, it is possible that I misunderstood what the worker said to me. I did not have time to get details and did not ask. Therefore, the best I can say is that I never went to the second floor to check with my own eyes if they had a VIP room, guest rooms, a combination of both or something else. The other thing that is true is that chicas would go to the second floor and slide down the bat-pole to the main stage when it was their turn to dance.

Lesson learned: next time I will confirm the information with my own eyes before posting.

Regards,

Darien

[Meat Loaf]

Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby!
I like banging pregnant hoes!

Let someone else pay for the p*ssy and deal with the child support payment. I'll just shoot raw dogg loads into her gutts.

I like those years after birth when the titties are swole with sweet, warm breast milk.

I banged more pregnant hoes in Mexico than I have in Nicaragua.

[Meat Loaf]

Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby!
Met a pregnant hoe the other day and f*cked her. The baby's daddy is her un-employed "husband" who lives with her at her father's home.

She a real sl*t, but dumb like the rest! And don't forget about the caballos that support them are even dumber.

[Meat Loaf]

Was at the "hoe house" when the franchise known as "Gallo mas Gallo" entered in uniform. They came into the "hoe house" to issue the hoes credit so they could purchase bullsh*t items. They signed-up four (4) prostitutes.

No shame: Hardcore business tactics as I like and practice.

Encourage these hoes to keep selling p*ssy and sucking d*ck to satisfy their debt payment created at the "hoe house." That's hardcore.

What's worse is that these hoes consider selling p*ssy a job. What's worse is that these hoes are buying bullsh*t products on credit. Shampoo, soap, cell phone, and electronics.

Issuing credit at the wh*rehouse: I guess that prostitution is a victimless act.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Can't wait until this chubby preg is breastfeeding. Gonna be walkin' in thirsty regularly for that leche dulce. mmm mmm. Gawd I havta pat myself on the back sometimes I'm so degenerate.

[Meat Loaf]

Was at the "hoe house" when the franchise known as "Gallo mas Gallo" entered in uniform. They came into the "hoe house" to issue the hoes credit so they could purchase bullsh*t items. They signed-up four (4) prostitutes.

No shame: Hardcore business tactics as I like and practice.

Encourage these hoes to keep selling p*ssy and sucking d*ck to satisfy their debt payment created at the "hoe house." That's hardcore.

What's worse is that these hoes consider selling p*ssy a job. What's worse is that these hoes are buying bullsh*t products on credit. Shampoo, soap, cell phone, and electronics.

Issuing credit at the wh*rehouse: I guess that prostitution is a victimless act.
They came back for more blood!

I told them that I had a complaint on their business practices at the wh*rehouse. I told them that thanks to their issuance of credit, I am guaranteed to have p*ssy sales for quite some time to come and thanks.

They laughed and said that is their strategy too! The who*res to whom they sell this bullsh*t will / do give them p*ssy in an attempt to not get the item reposessed, but these guys work on commission so they are powerless but get all of the rewards.

[Meat Loaf]

Met a pregnant hoe the other day and f*cked her. The baby's daddy is her un-employed "husband" who lives with her at her father's home.

She a real sl*t, but dumb like the rest! And don't forget about the caballos that support them are even dumber.
As I've said before, they are undependable.

Called the hoe for some home delivery. She wanted to play dumb. Had to talk to her mother and she wanted to know how did I meet her daughter. Obviously, I'm f*cking your daughter if she's pregnant and I'm calling. Nonetheless, they are dumb.

How do I look chasing a pregnant b*tch about to have 2-children when I'm G8 and have so much to loose and offer?

1-and-Done: If you f*ck-up with me one (1) time, then your opportunities are permanently closed.

Damn, and she was a (1) good f*ck, (2) great d*ck sucker, (3) has some phat / fat p*ssy lips, (4) takes anal, and (5) imitates porn stars of today.

1-and-Done or else I would be a caballo like you, ISG Lurkers.

[Meat Loaf]

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

Hoes get upset at Meat Loaf 'cause I have the deepest pockets and therefore buy the most p*ssy. While the competition attempts to "wed" 1-sex provider, I taste all of the sex-workers. To Meat Loaf it is simply a buffet: To others, they seek a la carte.

The same hoes that get upset at Meat Loaf still provide Meat Loaf 3 platos when instructed.

[Meat Loaf]

Can't wait until this chubby preg is breastfeeding. Gonna be walkin' in thirsty regularly for that leche dulce. mmm mmm. Gawd I havta pat myself on the back sometimes I'm so degenerate.
I like that chubby, juicy p*ssy, with breast milk too!

I like it when the shoulders are juicy and I can squeeze them like mellons. Or when the inner-thigh has so much meat that you can wave it like the American flag. Or when you slap their a*s it waves over to the other cheek.

Fat hoes are under-rated and that's usually because the evaluator is fat himself! Do some exercise fat 50 - 60 year old Gringo.

[Darien]

Last year I was in MGA and visited Good Times (GT), Cuetos, Elite, etc. For big spender visitors, I would stick with the three high end venues in carretera Masaya instead of driving at night the treacherous segment between Metrocentro and GT. The first two days I tried to do that, I turned back and did not make it to GT because the road was too scary. It was like driving in no man’s land and no traffic on sight. In one occasion, a female police officer working with her platoon stopped me to check for documents. She told me that I should not be driving at night on that road. She said the area was dangerous. She asked me where I was going and said that I made an illegal turn. I was nervous and sweating. If I did not act properly, she could take my driver license away and never get it back for about 10 days (a nightmare if you are leaving the country sooner). She was decent looking and in her uniform she looked tempting. I treated her with respect and courtesy. I even let her know with my eyes that I was willing to do get intimate with her. She smiled back and reciprocated letting me go without shelling out the customary C$200 propina. As a consolation price, I went to Matrix by the Holiday Inn in carretera Masaya. The next day I found a wingman to ride with me and made it to GT and Cuetos.

End

[Meat Loaf]

So the pregnant girl got turned out!

I wrecked shop on the hoe with a "true professional." The "pro" ate the girl like the last supper with Jesus.

My d*ck went soft from the intensity: I could have used some ISG Senior Member assistance, but you lane a*s b*tches are never present when Meat Loaf is served. Where you at?

The pregnant b*tches got served like a meal at Ruth Chris!

She dined at the "Y" like the Village People.

We, the 3 of us, f*cked for a good 90-minutes with Meat Loaf shooting nobody; and the hoes shooting each other.

More p*ssy than d*ck on this day, but not to be failed again.

Viagra = US $2 for 100 mg.

[Beemer Z]

Visiting Managua in a week and am interested to hear what action is available in the casinos. Going to be at the Camino Real and will be going to their casino and maybe a few others. I tend to find that the girls are upscale (maybe a bit pricier. That's ok too if the service is upscale).

I read so much here about Meatloaf's exploits and the yada-yada about getting a girl for the long term. I really need to know what luck ya'll have had in the hotels and casinos. Are the dealers game? Cocktail waitresses too? Can the doorman get a hookup at one of these better hotels?

I had much luck in El Salvador and Honduras with doormen at like the Princess, Holiday Inn and Crown Plaza. $10 placed in the right hand pays big dividends.

So, please share your successes (or failures) either way.

Gracias

[Noguera]

Any one have a reliable update on the status of Good Times?

[BluntForceTrauma]

Sitrep: Good Times.

Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm.

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit.

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening.

Word comes from a most very reliable source.

GT phone: 2248 1614

[Meat Loaf]

Good Times opens at 6 p.m.

The same staff and ownership.

The same ambiance and prices.

[Beemer Z]

So, I was at the Camino Real last week. I went to the Pharoahs casino while there and met with a chica that was quite friendly. I noticed that she was a local with money so my first thought was that she was there with her gringo boyfriend.

It turns out that she was extremely friendly and sat next to me at the roulette table. Kept rubbing legs and pressing body parts up against me. About an hour later, older guy came over to introduce himself and asked if the girl was bothering me. I politely said "no". He began to tell me about the situation. Turns out he is 70 and she is 24. He met her sweeping floors at a barbershop and took her home. He was with her for about four months. Says she was not typical and hasn't tried to "milk" him to support the whole family. He was feeding her $100 bills.

Anyway, the next night was interesting. I went to the casino and played some cards for a couple hours and got tired about 10pm. Went to my room and relaxed a bit afterwards before heading back for more. At around midnight, I walked out of my room and just about ran into a young woman walking down the hallway. She was dressed in black mini skirt, nice rack, heels and great looking ass. We exchanged small talk and I asked her why she was leaving so soon. She replied with "why should I stay" and I asked her to come to my room. After a bit of small talk and she said she would do so for $40. Agreed. Got to the room and she stripped down. Incredible body, 34b and a great firm ass. Says she was a dancer and 24. After some questioning, she then told me she was 19. Things were very firm. I accepted the average of 21. Well trimmed and playfull with full finger insertion. A bit of a naughty girl. Great oral, and more than willing to try any position. Gave me her number and after an hour she left. Will definately repeat.

[Noguera]

I just tried to PM you and you do not receive PM's. How can I contact you regarding contact information for the young lady you ran into in the hall of the Camino Real? Can you contact me by email at d.monaghan(at)comcast(dot)com?

[BluntForceTrauma]

Than those in Managua.

Problem: So many are half my age!

[Meat Loaf]

After a disappointing trip to my North American city of residence, Cd. Juarez, Chihuahaua, Mexico, I was ready to attack some vichos. Therefore, I took ate a tablet and ended up "stroking out" 4 chavas within 6 hours!

P*ssy #1 was community service, but her enthusiastic yet poor oral skills were a pleasant sight. The body was slop!

P*ssy #2 is "some good p*ssy" with a gelatin-like a*s, strong oral presentation and interest, and a p*ssy that "can take a lickin' and keep on tickin', " like Timex. Balls Deep! Is someone at the door 'cause I keep hearing this knocking sound?

She tapped out.

P*ssy #3 is a real d*ck sucker, but since this was a first f*ck she was more concerned with playing games and not being herself, "a true d*ck sucker. " The body is slop!

P*ssy #4 is fun and nice change of pace. Putting that b*tch in check produce mediocre p*ssy, but she too tapped out.

Some hand-jobs and finger f*cking were also held.

Simple batting practice for Meat Loaf: These sloppy hoes have to' go. Then again, this is Nicaragua and all of the p*ssy is slop at age 19 after their first baby. Stretch marks, beer and pot bellies resembling kangaroos, and an empty mind are the p*ssies on the shelf.

How's the p*ssy in your area?

[Noguera]

Have not heard any updates since Good Times reopened in April. How is it? What are the hours? Pricing? Are the girls any good? Would love an update.

Also, what about the old Vale Todo? It has a new name. What are its girls like and their pricing?

Just looking for some options these days.

[Noguera]

Sorry about this guys ... I am being a total space cadet. I re-asked my own questions from below, without paying attention. I know ... RTFF ... my bad!

BFT, thanks for the entry fees and prices, and Loaf, the opening hours.

Can anyone share as to the quality of the women. A year ago they were pretty good. What does an hour in the back room cost?

Same questions for the "new" Vale Todo, or Girls Girls Girls, or whatever it is now called?

[Macho Dik]

Dear All brothers,

as I am coming to Managua this thursday , so I am in need your urgent advises which hotel is prefereably good to us for being girl friendly, near to the mongering site such as : GOOD TIMES, Club Fenix ETC.

As I am on a business trip and would prefer for a bit good hotel to preven look down by business counter parts, I wonder if hotel Intercontinental or Hotel Hilton Princess are on the list as to above cirteria?

Please give responses as quick as possible as I am going to let my business counterpart do the recervation for me.

Cheers,


MD

[Iguana Six]

Dear All brothers,

as I am coming to Managua this thursday , so I am in need your urgent advises which hotel is prefereably good to us for being girl friendly, near to the mongering site such as : GOOD TIMES, Club Fenix ETC.

As I am on a business trip and would prefer for a bit good hotel to preven look down by business counter parts, I wonder if hotel Intercontinental or Hotel Hilton Princess are on the list as to above cirteria?

Cheers,

MD

Brandt's Bed and Breakfast: Inexpensive, in a quiet, safe neighborhood, around the corner from the pirate-themed bar, and a 3 minute walk to MetroCentro, the two hotels you mentioned, two blocks from Carreterra Masaya, and a kilometer from Fenix. Chica friendly, just don't bring in a loud, drunk, obnoxious, obvious street girl. If you are trying to keep your coworkers from knowing about your night time activities, you can park them in one of those 5 star hotels on Masaya, be close enough to work with them, but far enough away they wont see you pulling up in a cab with two chicas.

On the other side of Masaya, between the MetroCentro and Fenix/Kelly Tires/Llantas Kelly, is the Hotel Cristo Rey. Up one block from the Rotunda Cristo Rey, it is a modest hotel, but it is a mile closer to Good Times.

Stayed at both. When I am not on the company's dime, I choose either one. In the $35-48 a night range. Both come with free breakfast.

[Macho Dik]

Brandt's Bed and Breakfast: Inexpensive, in a quiet, safe neighborhood, around the corner from the pirate-themed bar, and a 3 minute walk to MetroCentro, the two hotels you mentioned, two blocks from Carreterra Masaya, and a kilometer from Fenix. Chica friendly, just don't bring in a loud, drunk, obnoxious, obvious street girl. If you are trying to keep your coworkers from knowing about your night time activities, you can park them in one of those 5 star hotels on Masaya, be close enough to work with them, but far enough away they wont see you pulling up in a cab with two chicas.

On the other side of Masaya, between the MetroCentro and Fenix/Kelly Tires/Llantas Kelly, is the Hotel Cristo Rey. Up one block from the Rotunda Cristo Rey, it is a modest hotel, but it is a mile closer to Good Times.

Stayed at both. When I am not on the company's dime, I choose either one. In the $35-48 a night range. Both come with free breakfast.

Thanks Iquana six,

some more references from you, how is the payment in good times and club fenix etc around Hotel Intercontinental (my final choice), how much is the entrance fees, how much is the beer for me and for the chicas, how much for the chicas for ST and LT. sorry for so many how much, as this is the first time to monger in Nicaragua. kind of excited with a lot of questions in mind.
Lastly, should I cahnge money to cordobas or simply USD?

Cheers,


MD

[BluntForceTrauma]

Had home-prepped lunch of the local sopa at the large and spacious shack of the twins once again this afternoon. So far I only know intimately one of them, for over a year now, yet the hermana gemela is even sexier to me. Tough to understand anything these two speak as they speak to each other, this is ghetto Managua Nica, barrio San Jose, but such fine gals.

So anyway, I kiss them goodbye, get my way back home. Turn on the local news in silence. Thought what I saw at first was a Gaza Strip thing. Nope, just again the local Hitler. Oops, I mean Sandinista Youth having yet another tempertantrum frente UNI this time. Rock throwing, Molotov cocktails, etc. Then there were the interviews, all of 'them all masked up, looked just like the Arab types who cut heads off.

There are two types of Sandinistas: The good who carried arms prior to 19 de Julio; and the scavengers and punks who joined afterwards. Two different breeds.

BFT out.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Increasingly listo to get my nalgas fuera de este caliente y peligroso jungla nombrado Managua.

Jinotega has good altitude, less or no sweat, much fewer bugs a certainty.

Most women I have met from Matagalpa o Jinotega have been extremely beautiful and extremely cultured. Not knocking the Managua femmes, ellas tambien.

Any comments on Jinotega?

[Macho Dik]

went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.

Need more advise from you guys

Cheers,


Md

[BluntForceTrauma]

went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.C$400 for 30min at Good Times is on target, can't say anything about overnight.

Diamonds has some very, very attractive women, yet their mission is to milk your azz. US$170 for 30min? Christ, I was quoted something like that also my two trips there a year a go or more. That's why I don't return, even though I am in the area lots. US$170 is a months wage of 6 days a week, 10 hours a day for many people in this town! Try that disco club Matrix across the street and just south of Diamonds. There are always a few hussies in there looking for gringo tourists. If a girl is making eye contact with you and smiling, she's a hooker and she'll sleep with you for $30. Great hamburgers outside, the best in the hemisphere. Go to Alva's cart and tell her that her Gringo friend says hello. There is also ELITE just across from the supermarket ($$$) and also Solid Gold just a bit further south ($$). Plenty of streetwalkers in the area every night. Ask an older cabbie to take you to a local place. There are many homes in residencial neighborhoods that are working girl establishments. One is very close to Good Times, about 5 blocks al lago or so. Man, I know a few but cannot explain directions. These places cost C$120-140 for 30 minutes. Yes, about 7 bucks. There out of be a law.

God Bless 'them.

[Iguana Six]

Thanks Iquana six,

some more references from you, how is the payment in good times and club fenix etc around Hotel Intercontinental (my final choice), how much is the entrance fees, how much is the beer for me and for the chicas, how much for the chicas for ST and LT. sorry for so many how much, as this is the first time to monger in Nicaragua. kind of excited with a lot of questions in mind.
Lastly, should I cahnge money to cordobas or simply USD?

Cheers,


MD

Change your money to cordobas. There is little/no advantage to dollars. Think of the C20 bill as one dollar, the C100 as five dollars. Put several of thos in your cab money pocket. A few hundred will get you in the clubs, buy drinks. Remember, a short time can be had for C400 or less. This is a very poor country. Jobs are scarce.

Whenever anyone quotes your a price, give them the most incredulous facial expression you can make, arching your eyebrow very high. That usually gets them to come down or explain.

I avoid the three high end (actually two and half) strip clubs on Masaya. Their business model is to wait for the platoon of Japanese millionaires to come in and make their money disappear.

[Iguana Six]

went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.

Need more advise from you guys

Cheers,


Md


If C400 is getting you an hour, and you Nomi, go for it. It sounds normal to me. The are $100 and $150 TLN girls and I can't figure out the difference. I think the $150 ones dance and therefore, when you barfine them, it means lost revenue for the club?

[Macho Dik]

If C400 is getting you an hour, and you Nomi, go for it. It sounds normal to me. The are $100 and $150 TLN girls and I can't figure out the difference. I think the $150 ones dance and therefore, when you barfine them, it means lost revenue for the club?


Thanks IS,

I been waiting your response and I belvied you are on line now. one more questions, the usd 150 for TLN (overnight) for the lady has to be prepaid first to the bar? I did not take naomi last night because I am worry that when I paid it first then she will going to have some attitude later or will not honour her stay with me at that night, as the money already paid. so tell me, is this the normal ways to pay the bar before she comes with me at the hotel?

Hope you give me your info at the soonest, as I am leaving Managua tommorrow and I want to enjoy my night with a girl in my room.

How about solid gold and diamond club or club fenix comaparing to Good time

Cheers,


MD

[Macho Dik]

went to Good time Club again last nite. approached by Naoi and have few cerbeza with her, with the same contant moving of her butt against my dick while seatting at the sofa, kissing and licking her "puta clicts" , she keep rubbing my dicks (with pants on). then I told her to move around (so I can focus on other chicas.

I also have a quick sex with masealles, small and nice latina, she loves me licking her puta pussies and come 2 times at a media oras deal. pay cordobas 500, a bit high but thats fine with me.

Hope to have a nice nite again today.

Cheers,


MD

[Sunny Boy84]

Fennix has raised its prices from 300 per 1/2 hr. Any information on new outfit at old Vale Todo. Any small out of the way places we should know about. Went to Carribbean and had a grand time for 400 for an hr.

[Noguera]

I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However ... the girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves !!!

[BluntForceTrauma]

From Rotunda Christo Rey, head South. I'd say about 300 meters North from the Hospital (where this road ends), on the West side of the road. It has a large outdoor patio area along the roadside, yet about 5 feet above the street. The words Caribbean Morena are large and easy to spot.

[Meat Loaf]

From Rotunda Christo Rey, head South. I'd say about 300 meters North from the Hospital (where this road ends), on the West side of the road. It has a large outdoor patio area along the roadside, yet about 5 feet above the street. The words Caribbean Morena are large and easy to spot.The owner of Caribbean Morena is a European who resides in Granada and has his wife manage the location. He is a real piece of sh*t person according to many and I never really found him that respectable like other owners around town.

The street is called, "Altamira Calle Principal".

[Noguera]

Thanks BFT. I tried sending you a private message but you do not receive PMs.

I know exactly the place of which you speak. I have seen it on several occasions sitting up above the street. I just didn't realize that was the infamous Caribbean Morena.

What is it that is so fun about this place? Are the girls more relaxed and fun-loving? Are there any skinny ones there?

What are its hours of operation? Pricing? Sundays? Any specific girl recommendations? Are they all Bluefields girls?

Thanks again.

[Sunny Boy84]

You might like to try Bianca--she is slender and from Bluefields. Not very experienced in massage but not in Managua for long--let me know what you think.
Does anyone know anything about the new spot on carretera Masaya near the volcano on the left side heading to Masaya offering masaje?

Have you got any recommendations for Managua?

[BluntForceTrauma]

Yeah, listen, I am a Gringo living on a shoestring down here. My last credit card expired and soon thereafter the bank itself went bankrupt. Trying to roundup $500 to open a local Citibank account. That'll help alot.

Used to live close to CM. I'd walk my way over to Huembes and visit Sandinista girl. Last time I was there though must have been 6 months ago or longer. Pricing is somewhere like 500.

Me, I like Morenas.

I just adore the avg. Nica gal, just so beautiful, unassuming and well-mannered. But I cannot say the place is exclusively Bluefield/Negra types.

Just like everywhere else, the girls come and go.

Visited Fenix last week, all faces were new to me except for one gal who has always been there. Once she cried before me telling me of her life. The gal I went with was just so Nica hot. Gawd so sexy, from Reparto Schick.

Hours of CM dunno.

Have fun on the 19. Tengo una gorra perfecto. Es rojo y negro, y tambien NY Yankee!

[Sunny Boy84]

I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However. The girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves!Visited Diamonds old Vale Todo around 2 pm on Saturday. No one in bar but they called a single lady to greet me-chubby with pleasant smile-asked how much? 800 for 1/2 I said no thanks and left. I would like to hear more from others who go at a more active time. Then left and went to Fennix which was hopping with many girls and only 300 for the same 1/2 hr. Who can figure the difference.

[Meat Loaf]

Visited Diamonds old Vale Todo around 2 pm on Saturday. No one in bar but they called a single lady to greet me-chubby with pleasant smile-asked how much? 800 for 1/2 I said no thanks and left. I would like to hear more from others who go at a more active time. Then left and went to Fennix which was hopping with many girls and only 300 for the same 1/2 hr. Who can figure the difference.Vale Todo is called Club Girls and was temporarily shut down late last year. Located near Monsenoir Lezcano statue.

Diamonds is on Carretera Masaya along with the other high-end clubs (ie. Diamonds, Red Casino, Golden Times, and another one.)

[Noguera]

As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano … right? You are also saying that Fenix was “hopping” at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure …..

[BluntForceTrauma]

Was at Fenix last Thursday. As I earlier stated, almost entirely all new faces to me as I have not been there for some time. Must have had 10 gals or so early afternoon, most were quite attractive. Take this with a grain of salt, as I adore the Nicas.

Yup, prices upped to C$300 half an hour.

[Sunny Boy84]

As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano. Right? You are also saying that Fenix was "hopping" at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure.Yes that is correct. Let me know what you encounter should you visit. Any other ideas of places to visit in Mangua, Granada or Masaya? How about San Juan?

[BluntForceTrauma]

All you need to know is Bar Iguanas, frente la playa. Any Fri-Sunday, any hussie eyeing or smiling at a Gringo is a hussie, likely from Managua or elsewhere. They don't even bring money for a room, as they know they'll grab whichever Gringo they prefer. I hate the hippie Gringo types who now infest the town. It was so pure 10+ years ago.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Such a wonderful day.

No friends faces to be posted here, butt this one is doable:

Front 'n center bebe, wearin' the colors! Gawd bless these people.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Just too many stories of violent thefts.

Telling my landlady I'm through. Jinotega next.

[Meat Loaf]

Just too many stories of violent thefts.

Telling my landlady I'm through. Jinotega next.Bft,

Even I, the great and mighty Meat Loaf, was affected by the thieves of Nicaragua. Stories of gun fights, shootings, lynchings, armed robberies and other violent acts were documented by Meat Loaf on ISG for 4-years.

Violence in Nicaragua is real and not fabricated! And the easier the mark (ie. Nationality, skin color, possessions), the more violence will come your direction. I lasted for so long without being a victim due to demographics, but living in a Gringo-mansion brought attention and ease for the delicuentes.

Jinotega? That will not last long for it is super boring. You will be running 45-minutes to Matagalpa, everyday. They have brothels in Matagalpa, but that town is boring until the weekend.

In Jinotega you will meet a very prominent Gringo doing "God's Work!"

Good Luck, BFT.

[Meat Loaf]

Yeah, listen, I am a Gringo living on a shoestring down here. My last credit card expired and soon thereafter the bank itself went bankrupt. Trying to roundup $500 to open a local Citibank account. That'll help alot.

Used to live close to CM. I'd walk my way over to Huembes and visit Sandinista girl. Last time I was there though must have been 6 months ago or longer. Pricing is somewhere like 500.

Me, I like Morenas.

I just adore the avg. Nica gal, just so beautiful, unassuming and well-mannered. But I cannot say the place is exclusively Bluefield/Negra types.

Just like everywhere else, the girls come and go.

Visited Fenix last week, all faces were new to me except for one gal who has always been there. Once she cried before me telling me of her life. The gal I went with was just so Nica hot. Gawd so sexy, from Reparto Schick.

Hours of CM dunno.

Have fun on the 19. Tengo una gorra perfecto. Es rojo y negro, y tambien NY Yankee!A Gringo without a debit or credit card in Nicaragua is living dangerously! For you have 0% resources: This is why a Gringo needs to be active and known in the San Juan del Sur and Granada so that other Gringos can save you when the sh*t hits the fan.

My debit card too expired and it cost me US $1,5000 to go to the USA to acquire a new one. I have 4 separate personal bank accounts so that I will not get caught high-and-dry without access to funds.

[Grand Pollo]

As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano … right? You are also saying that Fenix was “hopping” at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure …..

It was renamed "Girls" from Vlae Todo (I) and there was a sort of plaza added with some shitty restaurant and casino and karaoke.

If you are at the big intersection on the way to either Bolonia/Plaza Inter or Price Smart (where the Petronic is and they sell all the birds and iguanas, etc.) you can see the new billboard for it which now now says Hollywood Girls Club Hotel sort of using every word they can think of to attract people. Club Diamond is still where it was and next door to that is a huge new McDonalds between Diamond and Star Mart/ Texaco. I think the old Club Hollywood in the Zona Roja is closed.

Unless they renamed it since July 8th it is not called Diamonds. I'll have a look this weekend. I actually went in there a few months ago with a girl who had to see inside a strip joint.

Also I cannot be sure but it looks like this Good Times place might be open. When passing by recently there was activity near the door. Maybe they were clearing out, hard to say.

[Grand Pollo]

I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However ... the girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves !!!

Tell a taxi you want to go near SINSA in Altamira. It is a stones throw from there.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Bft,

In Jinotega you will meet a very prominent Gringo doing "God's Work!"
Good Luck, BFT.In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.

[Meat Loaf]

In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.

[BluntForceTrauma]

Don't mention SJDS anymore

. It hurts too much.

Once a pure Nica fishing village, now a *****house for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

This is Al-Quieda No. 1.

Please, get your priorities straight.

I best shut up.

I have to stay away from there.

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.

[LuckyEddie]

I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?

[LuckyEddie]

You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?

Sorry that should have been:

"losers make real MEN look better, yes"

[Chinchuliar]

for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.Hatred shared and seconded.

Case study: A 21 year-old Norwegian "building houses" (yeah, right) for the poor in Matagalpa. Ran into her at the agricultural fair there, and she proudly presented "my family". Yes folks, her very own personal poor people.

[LuckyEddie]

A bunch of monger friends(and some non friends) who have made the tours through Latin America over the past 2 years have all gotten together and I am here to report that Nicaragua was only 2nd to Brazil in Mongering destinations. A lot of factors were involved. This is based on 36 guys. Last place? Uruguay.

That is something to be proud of. Some of the other boards are getting really hot on Nicaragua.

Keep up the good work and reports guys!

[The Dirty Pirate]

It still will never offer the comfort level mongers find elsewhere, which is why I like it.

[Chukie]

Visited this nightclub last week. Saturday night.

There was an entrance charge of 3-4 dollars. Beers are 3 dollars. Drinks for the women $14, I did not purchase any.

About 20 women hanging out along the bar and in the lounge chairs around the dance floor. Maybe 3-4 of these women in my opinion were decent. Hard sell as soon as you hit the seat for "company" or a drink. Too aggressive in my opinion.

The rate to go to a back room was $175. Loco.

VIP room up front with a bottle of wine was $120. Loco.

Take out was $300. Although I was told you could bargain with the female bartender and get the price down. Supposedly includes a bottle of booze or wine. What a bargain.

Before I went there I wrote down my name and hotel phone number and gave it to several chicas and told them to call me the next day. I met up with a girl the next day and paid $40 for a great time. I don't know if that was a good price or not but it was certainly better than what was being offered inside the club.

[Grand Pollo]

You can meet and arrange with the Diamond girls dates etc., at the Star Mart as they come and go there a lot before they work and it is pretty obvious who they are. It is next door as is the new McDonalds.

[Rick Rock]

Recently stayed at the Crowne Plaza near the monument.

I called a cab at 7 PM and asked for a strip club. I had the name of a few from the forum here. Speaking Spanish I was able to determine that these are not the best places. The driver offered to take me to a place where you can pick any girl of your choosing and have sex with her until you pop in a side room for 300 cordobas. At 21 cordobas to the dollar, that's around $14.25 Quite a deal. He offered to drop me off and then return after 1 hour to pick me up. He said I could pay when he dropped me back off at the hotel. We negotiated 200 cordobas for the whole trip.

We arrived at the place, which looked a lot like a funky club, after a short ride. I tried many times to get a name for the place, but neither the cab or anyone inside was able to produce one. The most I could get was the house of prostitution near the Jesus rotunda. With a lack of street signs and cab drivers who have no idea what the name of many of the streets they drive on are, this basic thing proved difficult. One customer told me the place was called "Jenny's", but no one else could or would verify that.

Anyway, to the place. I expected to get patted down by the guy working the door, but it didn't happen. Inside I found what is a pretty nice lobby (complete with a nice small bar and a flat screen TV showing hard core porn). To the left things aren't so nice, as it looks like a construction site.

I bought a beer (50 cordobas) and sat down in one of the chairs. The walls were lined with couches filled with woman of many shapes and sizes. There were quite a few chubby girls, but also some tall (for Nicaraguan standard) and thin girls and everything in between. More than a few pretty women. The view alone was worth the trip. The women walk around in thongs, nighties and high heels. Many come back from the rooms after sex half naked, putting their clothes back on in full view.

On top of the 20 or so women in the chairs, couches and at the bar, there was a constant stream of women arriving through the front door and coming back from the room in the "construction zone."

After talking to one of the bartenders I found that the place is open 24 hours, but most full of women in the early to late evenings, Tue-Sat.

There were plenty of guys inside, from young dudes to older gentlemen. There were no hard stairs or bad feelings directed toward this rather light skinned outsider. I felt comfortable and welcome.

I waited about 20 minutes for a girl to approach me with no such luck. Finally I decided to simply walk over to a good looking woman and talk to her. It turns out the women there don't like to approach men. Not because they are cold, but because they are deathly afraid of public rejection.

After some chit chat with a 23 year old woman with one daughter, I told her I wanted to go to the room with her. She directed me to the center of the bar where I gave the 300 cordoba fee to a rather large woman who appeared to run the place.

I was guided by the hand through the construction zone, over the broken concrete, up some uneven stairs, and down a hallway to a room in the back. The sounds of other people fucking echoed through the corridor.

For what it was, the room wasn't terrible. The girl showered. I declined, as I don't like ice cold water running on my body prior to sex. She had no problem with that. I brought my own condoms, as I don't like standard thick rubbers normally used in these kind of places.

She came out of the shower nude, stripped off my clothes, and gentle rubbed my cock to erection. I sucked and fondled her breasts. She opened the condom and put it on with her mouth, giving a CBJ that rivaled the best I'd ever had.

Then she climbed on and rode. After a few minutes she hopped off, laid on her back and spread her legs. I pumped her missionary for a good while. She was very flexible and eager. Finally she got up and turned around for doggie. It was almost like she sensed I was ready to blow. I grabbed her waist and pumped away at her round brown ass until I blew. She kept humping back at me until she milked out every last drop. Then she took off the condom and cleaned me up while we laid down and recovered.

I asked for her phone number or email. She whispered that it was fine but that it wasn't allowed. I had paper but no pen. She said they weren't allowed to carry either.

She kissed me on the cheek and I returned to the main room. I walked outside and my cab was waiting.

I returned several times in a one week period. Every cab I called knew the place. If you want to go, just tell the driver "Quiero la casa de citas cerca de el monumento de jesuscristo." They should know it. If you bring a pen and paper you can probably get contact info for an outside hookup that is possibly even cheaper.

[Noguera]

Rick Rock

You were at the world renown ... Fenix. I have also known it to be called Jenny's, but pretty much only by the locals.

[Rick Rock]

Thanks for the info. I will try to use that name next time I am in town. Any idea the name of the road it's on, just for my own reference?

[Noguera]

Sr. Rock

You are so cute when you are naive !!!!! Basically, there are no street names in Managua. Sure, there are a couple, but even if the street in front of Fenix had a name, none of the taxi drivers would have a clue what that name was. Next time give these directions to the taxi driver ......

Club Fenix
esta una casa de citas
Rotonda Santo Domingo
cien varas arriba

Basically, what that translates to the taxi driver ....

Club Fenix
it is a ***** house
go to that roundabout with Jazzercize Jesus (Jesus standing on the globe)
then go 100 yards east (towards where the sun comes up)

But, it sounds like you got there every day without needing these directions. LOL

Noguera

[AlLostInSpace13]

Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. PP slightly edged out Managua because their downtown area is more focused.
While I've always stayed at Cristo Rey, is there another convenient (read, walking distance to action) hotel that other mongers recommend?
I'm considering a November trip. It will be either Managua or PP, it all depends on the airfare sales.

Thanks,
Spaceman

[Artisttyp]

Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. PP slightly edged out Managua because their downtown area is more focused.



What a powerful statement. I'd like to know how many places you frequent in managua to make it worth your while and at what price range?

[Bigcebu]

Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations.

How much for LT in Managua? I seriously doubt that it comes close to the costs in Asia.

[Bigcebu]

Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations.

Again, I would love to know the costs...

[AlLostInSpace13]

The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman

[Bigcebu]

The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman

I don't care about ST, will never fly half arround the word to fuck a girl ST, that is something I can get in on of the brothels back home (what I also never do).
I'm a monger cos I'm looking for the GFE, that means no ST.


What is the price for LT?

[Artisttyp]

The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman


How many places do you frequent in that price range ? What I am trying to figure out is what makes you so excited about managua.

Service is also very important. I was offered $5 for shitty service in el salvador but I passed on it.


Thanks

[Ttriumph48]

I am in the proccess of planning a maiden trip to Nicaragua.

I need a hotel close to the night life and in a USD 100/night budget.

Thanks guys

[Chilicabro]

Believe it or not, much of what MeatLoaf wrote is true.

Speaking the language is neccesary to get free stuff, unless you get damn lucky.

Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.

Meatloaf was crazy to leave, never will you find cheaper, even if you play caballo.

English and sign language will only get you so far, great for st but gets old quick for lt.

No idea about Cambodia prices, but how does a dinner or a movie sound, that is the price here.

Sorry, my 1st report, was damn excited.

[Chilicabro]

Been lurking for years, never felt that I had much to add to the forums so I stayed on the sidelines. I have seen more and more interest in Nicaragua as a destination (maybe MeatLoaf made it famous), decided I would finally sign up and throw out my 2 cents.

I visit Managua (MGA) frequently and while I don't think it will ever top anyone's list of World Class destinations, there is fun to be had. For the old hands I doubt much of what I have to post will come in handy, but I am sure we could exchange plenty of stories.

Here is some general information to keep in mind, Nicaragua is the 2nd poorest country in the Hemisphere (behind Haiti). MGA was leveled in the early 70's by a massive earthquake (interesting bit of trivia, Howard Hughes was living in what is now the Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza at the time of the quake). There are few street addresses, directions are given by landmarks, some of which were destroyed in the quake, don't try to figure it out, just know that is how it is. Do not expect everyone to speak some English. Read up on MGA before visiting, know the landmarks and have at least a basic understanding for the lay of the land, a little research will come in handy later on. The currency is the Cordoba currently exchanging at around 21 Cordoba to the US Dollar. Travelers Checks are a huge pain in the ass. Credit Cards are widely excepted. Cash is King.

The airport is straightforward, sometimes your bags will get searched, no big deal. For a first timer in MGA I would recommend arranging airport pick-up through your hotel, it will be worth the little extra you pay, if you do not speak some Spanish I would highly recommend it. At the airport you can buy a cell phone, or anyplace else for that matter, a wise investment at under $30, it will quickly pay for itself.

MGA itself is not the most dangerous place in the World, but it is not the safest either. Taxi robberies seem to be on the rise, this crime is not only against foreigners, but foreigners do make attractive targets. Keep this in mind if you are out drinking late at night, keep your wits and you will be fine.

MGA hotels run the gamut, for a first timer I think the Christo Rey would be ideal, a few posts here about it, a block from the World Famous Fenix. Those with some Spanish or repeat visitors may want something more off the beaten path.

MGA Putarias run the gamut as well. MeatLoaf has certainly entertained you with his tales of the local joints, if this is your first trip get those places out of your mind, unless you are adventurous and speak the language you are asking for trouble. Fenix, Caribbean Moreno, and a few of the others you read about here will keep you busy.

Semi-Pros, on weekends check out clubs, the "hot spots" are always changing so ask around. The Matrix club directly across from the Hilton is usually a safe bet for the late crowd.

Non-Pros, this is where it gets tricky, without language skills it can be tough, with Spanish the World is your oyster, start talking to women before boarding the plane and keep on doing it once you land, with little or no game you will soon have a novia (girlfriend), maybe a few. Without Spanish it is still possible, but more work.

Short term, Fenix is $15 for 1/2 hour, that includes room and condom. Go during the day your first time to get acquainted with the place, my last trip there were maybe 15 girls, one other patron besides myself, at times like that you can chat up the ladies, no one is in a rush. The place is supposedly open 24hrs a day, no idea if that is true. Fenix is probably the most visited by foreigners as it is easy to locate and widely known, that said I have only seen gringos in there 1 time, the place is by no means overrun with gringos. Beers are 30 Cordobas, no idea about ladies drinks, they really don't hassle you. The ladies will probably not approach you, last visit they were all on a long couch, you could go over and sit amongst them as there was little business or call one over for a closer inspection. This is not a high pressure place, at least it never has been for me. I have been in the place a few times when it was busy, but the ladies have almost always outnumbered the men, in my experience. The place is a continuous construction zone and every visit looks different, the rooms have improved over the years, plenty of mirrors on the walls and ceilings if that is your thing. No idea about photos or extras, but I believe everything is negotiable. The other well known clubs are along the same lines, no need to detail them. The sessions are usually CBJ and whatever variety of positions you desire. Selection is usually pretty good, a nice mix, something for everyone. I have seen some real stunners in Fenix.

Long term, no doubt you can arrange with one of the girls from the clubs, just no idea on costs.

GFE, possible but maybe you will not to carry to the level Mr Loaf did, but it is certainly possible if you speak the language. At this point you are going to need some Spanish, or you need to think outside the box. Several Universities call MGA home, some University students speak English, get it, these are also the women who are most likely to not have children at home. Friday afternoons at hangouts around campus can provide an interesting opportunity for those with a little game (and some disposable income).

Nicaragua is like most Latin American countries in that the women usually live at home and start breeding at an early age, so the usual problems when trying to arrange an overnight stay, keep that in mind.

Safety is always an issue, many of these girls will steal from you, know that, when they come to your room you better have anything of value locked up or hidden. First timers start looking for a dependable taxi man the minute you hit the ground, at your hotel someone will know a driver, figure $7-$10 an hour.

The Managua Thread really has some great info and I don't think I have added much new information, maybe just a different perspective.

[Bigcebu]

Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.


$30 is the long time price in Phnom Phen. I guess the costs will be at least 5x of that in Managua + without Spanish you won't be able to communicate with the girl. No problem in Asia.

[Chilicabro]

No one is comparing Nicaragua to Asia, at least not me.

Personally I found it easier to learn Spanish then to fly half way round the World for cheap poon.

The last LT GFE I had in Managua stayed 48 hours with me, when she left I tucked a $20 bill in her pocket, she handed it back, saying she was no Puta. Sure I fed her for 2 days, but it was 2 days of sex instead of 2 days in an airplane.

Apples and Oranges.

[Meat Loaf]

"Chilicabro,"

Praising Meat Loaf as your first post will only get you inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductees:

DrDewman
Noguera
Grand Pollo
TJ Texan
XDred
Chucilliar
... and a few others I cannot remember.

Meat Loaf has yet to be inducted.

"Chilicabro," all you need to do now is pay Jackson his US $20 for International Sex Guide Senior Membership.



Believe it or not, much of what MeatLoaf wrote is true.

Speaking the language is neccesary to get free stuff, unless you get damn lucky.

Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.

Meatloaf was crazy to leave, never will you find cheaper, even if you play caballo.

English and sign language will only get you so far, great for st but gets old quick for lt.

No idea about Cambodia prices, but how does a dinner or a movie sound, that is the price here.

Sorry, my 1st report, was damn excited.

[Meat Loaf]

The meaning of "LT" is Long-term?

[Meat Loaf]

Managua has a prostitution inventory of less than 300.

The biggest inventory in Fenix with approximately 15.

The smallest inventory are deep in the ghettoe where Sandanista flags wave and Gringos run.

Only day-in, day-out associating with putas for years will get you to Meat Loaf levels.

Any visiting monger will only gain access to "retail p*ssy sales" (ie. Fenix, Caribbean Morena, etcetera). To reach Meat Loaf levels the monger must live in Nicaragua which is not recommended for the sane person.

Maybe Meat Loaf is jaded, but I don't find Nicaragua worth the effort, money, or time. The quality of the p*ssy is low: The only attraction of Nicaragua is that it's a different location for seasoned mongers and for those "value shoppers."

You get what you pay for: Pay a little, receive low quality!

[Bigcebu]

Personally I found it easier to learn Spanish then to fly half way round the World for cheap poon.

The problem is:
There is no cheap pussy in Latin America for LT (if you have to pay for it).



The last LT GFE I had in Managua stayed 48 hours with me, when she left I tucked a $20 bill in her pocket, she handed it back, saying she was no Puta.

That could happen anywhere in the world. If the girl is a working girl, US$20 won't be enough in Asia for 2 days (at least $50) and it will never ever be enough in Latin America (more like US$300).

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.

[Chilicabro]

Everyones has their opinion. You seem to be decided on this country.

Man did you bumb your head?

I read your posts this morning shortly after pulling my cock out of my new friends ass. Free, no. I had to buy her 6 Smirnoff Ice (about $10), then I gave her 50 Cordobas (less than $3) for a cab.

Another hour and she will be back for more.

[Chilicabro]

Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.

Cheap Pussy? Buy them a soda, is that cheap enough?

Put my ass in an airplane for 14 hours to chase Pussy? Not likely.

I prefer Latinos over Aisians, everyone has their thing, I especially like dark meat and tore some up last night. Ass, Pussy, and an attempt on the Ear and Nose.

Me lo

Praising Meat Loaf as your first post will only get you inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductees:

DrDewman
Noguera
Grand Pollo
TJ Texan
XDred
Chucilliar
... and a few others I cannot remember.

Meat Loaf has yet to be inducted.

"Chilicabro," all you need to do now is pay Jackson his US $20 for International Sex Guide Senior Membership.[/QUOTE]

[Chilicabro]

The meaning of "LT" is Long-term?For me it means till you can't stand no more, out the door.

[Meat Loaf]

Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.With glee I am happy that the pain-and-suffering experienced by Meat Loaf entertains you.

My question is: Why are you spending so much money on Chicas Nicas, US $13? You should know that an enchilada o gallopinto is all that it costs.

[Chilicabro]

Meant to say many laugh at you, I laugh with you.

I am too generous, buy dinner, drinks, maybe a little dancing. Trying
to have a good time myself.

ML has laid it out for you cheap bastards, a soda (about .50 and maybe a Frito $1), for less than $2 USD you can be in pussy.

I agree with the others, fly half way around the World, me love you long time, give me a fucking break, are you crazy, you can get $2 pussy over there. Oops I forgot they speak English over there, and like old man.

Loaf will soon be back in Nicaragua, bad as it is, it don't get no better. This country is upside down and side ways, Loaf knows that, Chaos = $$$.

I recently had a girl buy me drinks (still trying to figure out the scam). Had her in every way, cost me 30 cords to get her a cab the next morning. Loaf she said she no know you. Filthy *****.

When we finally get together we may tear this place down. Or we could just get on a plane for 14 hours to find some bitches that like old weak dick guys. Better we work our way down the pennisula, spread hate and discontent.

[Chilicabro]

This past week the price of beans doubled, imagine your weekly grocery bill just doubled.

I like Nicaragua for many reasons and if you ever hit the right girls you will understand.

Unlike Mr Loaf, I do not seek drama (even though it often comes into play). I enjoy the game, talking a bit, maybe some dinner, drinks, then a bad fouling. Yes what Loaf reports is true, buy a girl a fresco (less than $1US) and you can get pussy, usually I am wanting to get out and about so I take them along, often times allowing them to see spots in their own city they would never see.

This past week I was naughty and careless. I was feeling "it",when that happens who knows what. I went out and rented a room at a hotel I sometimes fuck at, just in case. Good thing I had the room.I got one screaming ***** from barrio Renee Shick (sp?) Screaming before, during, and after, told her I was going to get a beer and a fresco for her, walked out of the hotel into a cab and was soon at my abode. I bet she is still screaming, may not be able to use that hotel for a good while.

Woke up the next morning and had it worse. Drank some beer, then headed to Fenix (I like this place) why I do not know. 10 women only me, sat on the couch with them, drank more beer, told them all the terrible things I would do to them, one of the girls seemed excited by all of the talk so I grabbed her and another beer and did what little can be done in 30 minutes, went back to the couch and talked more shit then went home for a nap.

Woke up worse than the day before. Went out paid up for another room at another hotel I sometimes use for friends. Hit the town picked up another crazy *****, told her I was rich and that if she let me fuck her in the ass I would marry her and take her to La Florida. Wow, a good night, woke about 5am, snuck out and hauled home. Will have to cross that hotel off my soon use list too.

Neither of these woman cost anything other than a few drinks and a shot at the "Big Time". Both made it home with a full belly, a clean bed to sleep in, running water to bathe with and the c100 ($5) I left under both of their pillows.

Please tell me about the Phillipines.

[Meat Loaf]

You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.

[Chilicabro]

You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.But you can't walk to Cambodia.

[Chilicabro]

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.[/QUOTE]My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.

[Meat Loaf]

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.[/QUOTE]They always come back, always. This is why I had security guards at the Managua house and the Granada Mansion. So many stories of them coming back and they only show up when they need money which always at the last minute. Nicaraguans are so foolish!

That's right "Chilicabro" one can find numerous hotels for about US $25 all over the city.

Again he is correct: Never have hoes come to your primary residence unless you have other people there as to ensure your safety.

It's guaranteed that a Chica Nica will advertise around the entire country your address and possessions in general conversation. They will invite people to your address without permission. Nicaraguans are quick to reveal all they know about you and especially if a Gringo. Example: I know a Gringo and he lives at XYZ location and always has money, see $150, is how it goes.

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

"Chilicabro", you know that Gringos are not tough unless they have the military with them or a police force. Individually, Gringos have no courage because they were not socialized for such. In the USA they are a protected class and therefore don't know how to exist when they are the prey. This is why Gringos flock to the Del Rey Hotel in search of safety in numbers.

*** I like "Chilicabro" and he is moving quickly to induction into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. ***

[Chilicabro]

Again and again Loaf refers to this. I am a man of small staure, I was trained how to use that, I can and will hurt you badly.

I fucked a girl in Costa Rica, her brother layed outside in a pool of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) and blood. Stupid fuck should have stood down, sister was a PUTA.

I am the most sedate person you ever met. Just hate ass holes.

[Chilicabro]

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.

[Meat Loaf]

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

[Riggo]

Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??

[Chilicabro]

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.Again, I was bored. I actually hate the beach, sand on everything, but for many years I had residence on beaches. Why? PUSSY. I sent a few on a tour of the Isletas once, you would have thought they went to the Moon.

Deals can be had at Montelimar, or anyplace else these days. Montelimar is Disneyland for them. Kind of a shit hole really. I care less what those who follow behind me have to pay, I will pay what I want and get what I want, better yet, when I want.

That pouch hurts me, I love to look at a woman, but that is not attractive. I have been working a new segment of the population, they are pouchless, also usually clueless, might as well stick your dick in their ear. Pretty to look at, that is about it. Putas with a pouch are starting to look good.

[Chilicabro]

My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??Ha Ha, you hit the nail on the head, I have narrowed my screening down to 2 questions, more times than not that is one too many.

One of the recent college girls decided to argue with me in English, I had to correct her in Spanish, not sure she understood it either way.

[Gern]

Greetings southern friends...

I am making a surprise (to me) trip to Managua with a colleague next week and have to do some quick intel gathering. I've been RTFF, but with the lack of good maps and directions available, I'm not quite sure of my bearings.

I'm going to have precious little time to get out and play, since I'll be in country with a very conservative colleague. My best chance will be when he goes to bed around 11 pm to slip out for 90 minutes or so to some place like Club Fenix or Caribbean Morena.

I think we are going to be staying at the Holiday Inn Select on Juan Pablo II. At least that is my best guess. Will I be able to accomplish my goal of getting a taxi to Club Fenix...going in...making the rounds...enjoying myself...and getting back to the Hotel in 60-90 minutes? Or am I kidding myself that stealth mongering will even be possible on this trip?

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability.

So..another international adventure on the horizon, but I'd love some advice, either in the forum or back channel. Thanks in advance. As usual, I promise to report!

[Noguera]

Gern

Yes you can pull this off. I just sent you a PM and will get back to you more later.

Nog

[Grand Pollo]

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability. !

No.
No, since you won't have a reason to and they are all going to be not near Fenix or Morena anyway.
Holiday Inn has its own taxis. They are more money maybe 3X more, e.g. $5 vs. $1.50. Use them. Ask the guy to come back in an hour and he will.
You don't need directions, as if you can find a taxista who doesn't know Fenix don't use him.
Don't board a taxi with people in it, two drivers, and insist on exclusive if you don't use the hotel taxi.
Morena is 1/2 a block from SINSA in Altamira. If they don't know.

[John Gault]

Hotel Yolaina


I'm now staying at hotel yolaina and it is really great, free breakfast, hot water,free laundry, wireless internet.. airconditioner


and the service is great the hotel manager could take you where you need to go and out to clubs and bars around town and out of the city..... also airport pickup.


hotelyolaina.com

[Droplet]

Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

Thanks

[Grand Pollo]

Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

ThanksOK C$300 is less than $15 and C$200 is less than $10. So plus or minus C$100 is under five bucks. So just go and ask. The Fenix pricing seems to be pretty well set at C$300. I doubt that Morena is only charging C$200 for even 5 minutes since three years ago it was more than that by far. Like C$500 is more probable for other than a hug.

I went to Good Times once. I could not see 5 feet or hear anything and there were way too many chavalos for me to be comfortable so we left. YMMV. Also across the side street, e. G. The same side of the main road is Cueto Club, sort of offering the same thing. Probably easier to hear, certainly easier to see. If Good Times has rooms inside, and they probably do, I couldn't see them but really I couldn't see anything in there. Cueto Club does, Club Hotel Girls Hollywood (aka the old Vale Todo in Monsegnior Lozcano) does and has hands on private dances for about US$20. You are probably way better off at Morena or Fenix than GT.

Normally in nightclubs such as GT, CC or Vale Todo, if I want to partake I get numbers from the girls and then arrange something outside business hours vs. go indoors. The US$100 they want inside works out to $20 outside.

You only have directions because only about 10% of streets have names and nobody has an address, e. G. # 123 Chavez Avenue does not exist and never has.

Directions in Managua are from (landmark, possibly a landmark long long gone) so many cuadras (blocks) in some direction using al lago (towards the lake) for North, al sur for South, arriba for East and bajo for West (arriba / bajo where the sun goes up or down, e. G.). Then metres from a point if a partial cuadra and sometimes a colour or such of a door, parked car, tree, etc. It works, and you will get there.

That info now known, you would have to find a taxista who is on his first day. 14 years old and blind, and never lived in Managua to not know where all 3 of these places are. Fenix is so ubiquitous that it would not surprise me if it is now used as a (from) location in other directions. E. G. Donde a Fenix.

Anyway Morena is near SINSA in Altamira, you can see one from the other basically. Fenix is part of the Llantas Kelly complex close to the rotonda Santo Domingo and for Good Times just tell them it is al lado Cueto Club which has been there on the bypass for about 20 years. Al lado = beside. The bypass is the road that goes from (Metrocentro) to Rotonda Santo Domingo to Carretera Norte. But asking for Cueto Club will do the job. Negotiate the taxi price before entering, only enter a cab with a license plate and that it matches the painted on plate number on the side and trunk and never get in a taxi with two guys , e.g. driver and friend, and preferably get the hotel to visibly note the plate number when you get in. Insist on "exclusivo" e.g. do not share the cab with other passengers en route.

Get the taxista's cell number and say you'll call him when you want to leave. He'll come back. If you find a good one you can rent them exclusively for a few hours by haggling, I paid as little as C$120 an hour, $5.50 and they just wait and go where you like.

This sounds way more like worrying about the nth detail and trying to save pennies than going to have fun.

I assume you are fluent in Spanish, if not the proprietoress of Morena (Gina) speaks English and some of the girls there should since some come from Bluefields.

[Sparky Festus]

143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

[Scatter]

143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

[Scatter]

Where do you meet the women in Managua who are not at places like Fenix for $150 for three hours who are model quality or like the girls in the picture? I speak Spanish.

[Scatter]

Forgot to mention that I am fifty but look a little younger. Maybe 45. Would that exclude me?

[Droplet]

Hey Buddy,

Can't send you a private msg. Either you are not accepting msgs or you are not a paying member. Admin doesn't allow passing emails on the public board. Any other way I can have her details and digits and make contact with you?




143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

[Tjecon]

143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

FestusI'll be in Nicaragua from Jan 12th through Jan 19th and would welcome a few contacts for Nica's and for places to go.

Thanks, Tim

[Shamester]

143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

FestusF2 is hot! Please join the board in order for us to get the digits of these fine babes. Plan to be in Managua March and April.

[Sparky Festus]

F2 is hot! Please join the board in order for us to get the digits of these fine babes. Plan to be in Managua March and April.Crap. I didn't mean for that to happen. I wonder if there is another way to get the information to you without posting it to everyone.

Yes, she is hot.

[Shamester]

Crap. I didn't mean for that to happen. I wonder if there is another way to get the information to you without posting it to everyone.

Yes, she is hot. The best method is to join this forum.

[Noguera]

Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

Nog

[Sunset Strip]

Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

Nog

Nog,
Which girl? I searched Tjecon's posts and saw no photos.
Do you mean Sparky?

SS

[Noguera]

My bad guys! Must have had a brain fart. You are correct. I was referring to the two photos of Sparky's. Damn, that girl is absolutely gorgeous.

Nog

[John Gault]

Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

NogNog,

Wed. Night at Moods disco and Thursday night at Chamon disco (place looks like a pyamind) have plenty of women who look maybe hotter than those two. Of course they are mostly non Pros.

In Moods I get a table which means you have to buy a bottle, but that is a drawing card to all the people who have been standing all night. At the other place the VIP section is upstairs and it gives you a little breathing room as the downstairs area is packed. If memory serves me correct the admission for men is 200 Cords but most drinks are included, except beer and mixers like orange juice. The charge for this stuff is 20 Cords.

From my hotel the cab charge was 50 Cords, but when leaving the shark cab drivers all want 100 Cords.

[Noguera]

Nog,

Wed. Night at Moods disco and Thursday night at Chamon disco (place looks like a pyamind) have plenty of women who look maybe hotter than those two. Of course they are mostly non Pros.

In Moods I get a table which means you have to buy a bottle, but that is a drawing card to all the people who have been standing all night. At the other place the VIP section is upstairs and it gives you a little breathing room as the downstairs area is packed. If memory serves me correct the admission for men is 200 Cords but most drinks are included, except beer and mixers like orange juice. The charge for this stuff is 20 Cords.

From my hotel the cab charge was 50 Cords, but when leaving the shark cab drivers all want 100 Cords. Hey Shrugged.

Always great to get your input. Did you ever pull a fine young thing that looked this amazing out of any of these clubs? If so, what kind of money was she happy with? I value your opinion and insight.

Nog

[Huevonn]

These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.

[Shamester]

These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.Does Fenix have this type of talent? If not which specific brothel has this type of talent?

[Noguera]

These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.Yeah right!

On what planet is this Nicaragua you are referring to?

[Huevonn]

I guess they just don't look that stunning to me, just your typical pretty Nica girl that you trip over everywhere, or not?

Okay, not in the brothels, most are las gorditas but you do come across these diamond in the rough quite often. I have seen quite a few freelancers like this in San Juan Sur and as well as in some of the rough brothels in and around town, as well as in Rivas. Not to mention the many all over Costa Rica.

Sorry, I don't have any experience in Managua itself.

[Chinchuliar]

Yeah right!

On what planet is this Nicaragua you are referring to? The planet with no frito.

[Droplet]

Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

Cheers

[JoeyDude]

My first post here as I just joined. I am going to be in Managua for a couple days dn then work my way to CR. I really love masssage spots where I can get a good massage and mabye a HJ or more after. Any spots in the city?

[Shamester]

Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

CheersFrom previous posts the room rate is $46US including breakfast. Could someone please confirm?

[DrDewman]

From previous posts the room rate is $46US including breakfast. Could someone please confirm?I am sitting in room #6 right now and I just walked up to the front and checked with Linda and she assured me it was in deed $46. 00 a night and includes breakfast.

The shifts at Fenix are usually about 10am to 8pm and some come a little later as the night girls start coming in from 8pm to 9pm. I would recommend doing a session with the girl and if you really like her then exchange the information and have her just come to the hotel. I had a great session with Gaby on Thanksgiving day and she came to the hotel that night and I pay her 40 bucks for 2 hours. She was well worth it and I really hope to see her again this trip.

[Sparky Festus]

The best method is to join this forum.FYI, I joined tonight, you should be all able to send me messages on Tuesday for her digits.

[Sparky Festus]

For anyone that wants details, you can send me messages now.




143579

143578

I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

[Tjecon]

For anyone that wants details, you can send me messages now.Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, Tijuana

[Sparky Festus]

Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, TijuanaResponded to you.

[Iddfs]

Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, TijuanaIt would be nice to have a report about this after you get back. I will likely be going to Nic. In May. If you do not want to post, just send me a pm after you get back.

Thanks in advance.

[Wmb774]

I am going to Managua the first week of March and I need a little information that is not cover in this thread. First how available and reliable are ATMs. I am staying at the El Almendro Hotel. Also are there any gyms in the area of the El Almendro which is close to Metrocenter Mall. One last thing has anyone stayed at the El Almendro. Do they have safety boxes in the room large enough for a netbook computer. Thanks.

Wmb774

[Sparky Festus]

I am going to Managua the first week of March and I need a little information that is not cover in this thread. First how available and reliable are ATMs. I am staying at the El Almendro Hotel. Also are there any gyms in the area of the El Almendro which is close to Metrocenter Mall. One last thing has anyone stayed at the El Almendro. Do they have safety boxes in the room large enough for a netbook computer. Thanks.

Wmb774ATM's are relaible and plentiful around Managua and other towns. Can't comment on the rest.

[Tjecon]

well, flew into managua and drove to las penitas. stayed at playa roca hotel on the beach. it's run by an expat named dave. no chicas at the beach but panga fishing, sun, surf and lobsters. inexpensive and clean enough. look up max and antonio. at nights we visited barbaro in leon. ok food, girls on the streets from 8pm to 10pm. lot lizzards at the on the run gas station at the bypass. didn't partake. look out for the ****d.

on to managua. stayed at christo rey hotel. clean, family run, nice rooms, great location. fenix 3 buildings down across the street. good times about a klick beyond that. diamonds and solid gold at the centro area. all according to prior reports. best connections came from a board member. he gave me a phone number that led to a phone number that led to 9's and 10' that went for $20-$80 depending on the time and services requested. all univercity students and models that don't mess with the locals. truely stunning ladies. my spanish is iffy but if you work at it you can get by without any problems. brother p wins the trophy. think he had 3 or 4 sessions a day. brother wayne fell in love several times after a few rum and cokes. managua is not for the faint hearted. take cabs. they are cheap and safe. walk, and you will put your safety on the line. i was never afraid or felt threatened but then i didn't offer anyone the opportunity. more detailed info is available if you pm me. i've got phone numbers and names to share. happy hunting.

[Ready Ru]

Did you check out Diamond Club? Alittle expensive, but never saw below a 10 in there. Drinks for the ladies are $14 us. The trick is to go in and find 1 or 2 that you like and give them your # and leave. They don't get off until late but you will be getting the cream of the crop. Might have to fork over a 100, but if you work it mabey less.

[Grand Pollo]

My first post here as I just joined. I am going to be in Managua for a couple days dn then work my way to CR. I really love masssage spots where I can get a good massage and mabye a HJ or more after. Any spots in the city?Yes. Look in El Nuevo Diario classifieds under Bellaza and you will see the usual Bellmary's, Gloria, Lorena and Caribena Morena.

You'll need Spanish other than Morena. Bellmary's is fairly easy to find in Ciudad Jardin, Glorias is in a quite dodgy barrio, Lorena is in Msr. Lezcano and Morena is near Sinsa and across the street from Ceca Music Store in Altamira.

[Grand Pollo]

Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

CheersYou can try to arrange anything you want as long as you can speak their language. Beats me why you'd meet under a statue of Christ in the middle of a rotonda so you can get killed crossing the street. You're at a hotel tell her to come to the hotel. Seems more normal by far.

If you pay more than C$1000 you're s sucker. Even C$1000 is probably too much. C$500 is likely enough.

[Tjecon]

well, flew into managua and drove to las penitas. stayed at playa roca hotel on the beach. it's run by an expat named dave. no chicas at the beach but panga fishing, sun, surf and lobsters. inexpensive and clean enough. look up max and antonio. at nights we visited barbaro in leon. ok food, girls on the streets from 8pm to 10pm. lot lizzards at the on the run gas station at the bypass. didn't partake. look out for the ****d.

on to managua. stayed at christo rey hotel. clean, family run, nice rooms, great location. fenix 3 buildings down across the street. good times about a klick beyond that. diamonds and solid gold at the centro area. all according to prior reports. best connections came from a board member. he gave me a phone number that led to a phone number that led to 9's and 10' that went for $20-$80 depending on the time and services requested. all univercity students and models that don't mess with the locals. truely stunning ladies. my spanish is iffy but if you work at it you can get by without any problems. brother p wins the trophy. think he had 3 or 4 sessions a day. brother wayne fell in love several times after a few rum and cokes. managua is not for the faint hearted. take cabs. they are cheap and safe. walk, and you will put your safety on the line. i was never afraid or felt threatened but then i didn't offer anyone the opportunity. more detailed info is available if you pm me. i've got phone numbers and names to share. happy hunting. ok, had about 15 private pm's regard to my offer for names and numbers. i'm swamped at work for the next few days. let me get back on my feet and i promise to respond to all the pm's. promise, the wait will be worth it.

[Iddfs]

OK, Had about 15 private PM's regard to my offer for names and numbers. I'm swamped at work for the next few days. Let me get back on my feet and I promise to respond to all the PM's. Promise, the wait will be worth it.I figured that might happen. Do not lose the numbers, I will pm you in a couple of weeks. After you catch up with everything.

[WaterTraveller]

Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hotties

[Shamester]

Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hottiesThank you for the contribution. Is it possible to reorganize the names of the establishments with the hot young chicas.

[Sparky Festus]

Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hottiesGreat report. Thanks!

[Pourdesp]

I will be in Managua with a few buddies in early May and we are thinking of staying at the Intercontinental.

Is that a chica friendly hotel?

The doorman and the Intercontinental in Guatemala city provided us with nice university girls looking to make a few extra bucks. Is the Managua Inter the same or more stuffy?