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05-26-02, 22:42
In Managua, most of the street girls I have seen are pretty nasty looking. I have seen a number of them with no front teeth. I wouldn't have anything to do with them. However, I do recommend a bar called Polanko's that is not too far from the airport. It is two stories. The second floor has nude dancers, but the girls are expensive to take out. The first floor has either a DJ or a band (depending on the night), and a lot of local women go there for dancing. Any woman in the place will dance with you, so don't be shy. On slow dances they will grind the heck out of your crotch. Most will go back to your hotel and spend the night for $20 plus cab fare home in the morning. Have your own condoms (I recommend bring them from the US) because most of these girls do not have condoms.

Most of the larger hotels will not let you bring women in at night. However, the Hotel Las Mercedes, directly across the street from the airport, will let you bring a woman in. The girl has to register at the front desk when entering, and you will be charged about $10-15 extra for the night. I have stayed there numerous times, never had a problem, and the hotel is clean.

Doodads

07-14-02, 19:33
Magic,

I haven't been to Nica in about two years, but here is what I remember in Managua.

The clubs that have dancers are expensive! A couple of clubs that I went to (I can't remember the names) wanted about $100 for 20 minutes in a back room. They even charged for the condom!! At a club called Josephine's (I think the name might have changed) near the Intercontinental Hotel, the manager wanted $200 plus I had to buy a bottle of champagne for $50 to take a girl out. I said no thanks.

You will see a lot of SW on Careterra Masaya (spelling?) I have had some nice ones from this street, and they were about $20 for about 45 minutes. You can take them back to your hotel or rent a room at a local hotel. I did the latter for about $8-10.

Be careful, don't drive in Managua, and there are also a lot of transvestites on the streets.

I ended up going to Polanko's most of the time. It was near my hotel (Las Mercedes), there was a good slection of girls (they don't work there, they are customers just like you), and I NEVER had to pay more than $20 plus cab fare home for a girl to spend the whole night. I never had a problem with any of the girls. A friend of mine did have his laptop computer stolen by a girl he brought to his room, but he ended up getting it back.

Stay at the Hotel Las Mercedes. It is across the street from the airport, it is cheap, clean, safe, and they let women in for an additional cost. Most of the hotels will not let you bring women to your room.

Hawk_28
07-29-02, 20:01
This is an Up date on Hotel Mercedes, they had re built it and now is a Best Western, I didn't stay at the Hotel because I made a one day trip to Managua last Friday, but it looks nice from the outside.

fununcle
10-13-02, 19:39
I just got back from a 4 week trip to Managua. I stayed at the Intercontinental Metrocentro Hotel. The street right beside the hotel (I believe it was Reuben Dario or something like that) had a lot of prostitutes on it at night. I was told be a cab driver that the going rate was 200 Cordobas (around $15.00 U.S.). I was very leery of the street girls due to high crime rate and risk of disease.

One night I visited Club Valle Todo. Any cab driver can take you there. The girls there were fantastic! It's a lot different than any strip club that I have been to. It was sort of expensive, but not outrageous. I did give my hotel name and room number to one of the better looking girls there. She said that she was 21. She had a great body! A couple of days later she called me up and then came to the hotel. This hotel allows females in the room if you escort them. For $50 American I had some of the best fucking and sucking that I have ever had. She even called me up two days later and came over again.

If you go to Managua, visit Vale Todo! Ask for Vanessa.

sfo
11-17-02, 19:48
Does anyone know anything about “Camino de oriente” mall? Five years ago, it was the spot for the best free lancers, of course they were extremely expensive. Most of them were 7 to 10’s, but their prices were between $60 - $100. I never got one for the last reason. Are they operating on the same place? Have the prices vary since then? Anyone with upgrades on this? Thanks.

Jaimito Cartero
03-07-03, 09:43
I went to Managua from Costa Rica recently and found the information pretty lacking.

You can take either Tica Bus or TransNica from San Jose. About 9-10 hours including the border stuff. About $20 round trip. $14 in border taxes if you're not a citizen or resident of CR. These are very nice buses, and have movies and a/c and such.

Dollars are readily accepted almost everywhere (gas stations, fast food places). Bring $1 bills for taxi's, tips, etc. $100's are hard to change.

Exchange rate changes all the time, but it was 14.8 Cordobas to the dollar when I was there in late Feb 2003.

I decided to do an in depth study of the whole scene, and to try a little bit of everything.

First night:

A nice small hotel near the mall is El Almendro. Normal rates are $55 per night, but ask for the special $40 rate and they will give it to you. (No taxes or anything extra.) Nice place with small frig, microwave, stove, sink, dishes. 100 channels of cable, hot water, nice place overall. Phone number is 505-270-1260 or 277-2476.

Guest friendly, and the desk help speaks good English.

I first tried the girls on the Masaya freeway near the Metro Centro mall. 200 Cordobas was the standard price (About $13). Service was very mediocre, and the girl had her friend waiting in a Taxi out front my hotel. (This was near the big Metro Centro mall).

Not a good sign.

She would only give a CBJ, and did it very half heartedly.

She then asked for cab fare, which I thought a little ridiculous since I had already overpaid the cab that was waiting for her outside.

Conclusion: You may be able find a good street girl, but I don't know that it's really worth the trouble.

Second day/night:

A quick note on Taxi's. The normal rate for 1-6 kilometer trips was 10-20 Cordobas (66 cents-$1.35). None of them have meters. Before you get in negotiate. I had a few drivers who tried to charge me 50 Cordobas, where others had charged me 15.

I found a good taxi driver who knew a lot of the good places to go
and was reasonably priced. The Taxi driver, Martin Pineda was a real help the whole time I was there. His cel number is 07781445. You can hire him by the hour (About 80 Cordobas per hour), or he'll take you where you want for a reasonable (15-30 Cordobas) fee.

There was some mention of crackdowns on massage parlors. There might have been some hassling awhile back, but they're in full swing now.

He took me to the Sol Y Luna massage. I saw Nicole there, who is a 30 something Nica. She was not the hottest babe there (about 10-15 girls all the time!), but she had a good attitude.

The room and the girl cost $25-$30. You can get a room with A/C, for a few bucks more but the room fan was fine for me.

We showered together and then she gave me a nice little massage before we started. She was very orally inclined and was licking and sucking everything in site.

She also took direction quite well, and was really attentive. She's about 5' 5", with B size breasts. She gave me the best BBBJ in Central America I've ever had!

She didn't rush me at all, and we talked for quite a long time after the deed. I think I spent 70-80 minutes with her.

I was totally drained after that experience, and went to the hotel and crashed.

Third day/night:

Martin drove me to Granada for a tour of the old city. This is about 45 minutes driving each way from Managua. He spent about 5 hours driving and going around Granada. Cost $27.

That night I wanted to go to Polancos. Martin wasn't too thrilled about going there since he says there are lot of fights, and it's a bit of a bad neighborhood. I kept insisting on going there. I'm glad I did.

It's a pretty normal club with Nicaraguans dancing there. There is a strip club upstairs, but I was looking for normal Nica girls. No real pros, this time.

I'm a big guy and didn't know if any of the girls would come over to me or not. Not to worry. Within 10 minutes, I'd had my shoulders rubbed a couple of times, and very nice Nica in her early 20's came over.

Her friend came over and sat next to my Martin, but he's married, and wasn't out for adventure himself. My Nica was very nice, and we talked in Spanish a bit, and then we danced a little bit.

She thought I danced a little funny, but we had fun doing it. We sat and drank and kissed a bit afterwards. About 20 minutes later, one of the Nicos got pissed because someone was dancing with his girl (or something like that), and he threw a chair at another guy.

Then one of the guys threw some sort of stink bomb or shot some mace. The place halfway cleared out while the bar personnel restrained the two guys.

My Nica got some of the stuff in her eyes, and was coughing. We decided to head out before things got too bad. As we were hitting the door, one of the guys got away and rushed the other guy. Luckily we were outside, and all 3 of us left in the taxi.

My Nica went home with me all night, and stayed 24 hours in total with me. Very nice, a little shy in some ways (wouldn't let me eat her out). We went out to eat, to the movies, and a lot more the next day.

She never even asked for any money, though of course I gave her a fair amount when she had to leave for home.

Very affectionate, and fun to be with. She made me feel like I was 18 again.

Carlitos LA
05-26-03, 19:19
I just came back from Managua for a 4 day visit. My mother is from Nicaragua and I had found a tremendously in-expensive internet airfare that I decided to go down for a few days after a 5 year absence.

Things have changed since my last visit. My first night there I went out with a couple of male relatives to go to a strip club. On a Thusday night (May 15), things were quiet. We first drove by Vale Todo, around 9pm or so, and there was no one there. Next we decided to go to Lips, near the InterContinetal Hotel in old Managua. We got there around 10pm. It was empty. I didn't mind more chicks for us. Well needless to say it is very expensive here, but the women are beautiful all 7-10's, and young. As soon as we sat down, and ordered our drinks, 3 latina lovelies came over to sit with us. WOW! They were beautiful!! As I said the drinks are expensive and that is how they make money, our bottle of whisky was $40.00, and the girls can not drink from our bottle, their drinks are ordered separately and are $13.00 a pop. Ouch! We spent hours with these lovelies, and unlike the US, where their may be rules on lap dances and touching, but here THERE ARE NO RULES!

In the club, their were 15-20 girls taking turns dancing, including ours. Nude dances, these girls grind you, and are generally all over you, and you can touch anywhere you want, feel them everywhere and kissing is all part of it. It was great! We had a blast! Dancing with them, one show was they get all soaped up and you dry them off with a towel however you want. My girl sat on my lap and I was making out with her and touching her everywhere. She kept asking me to take her to a private room in the back for $94.00 (the cost of a bottle of wine, being the pretense) where she said we could do anything we wanted! I never had so much fun in my life. but we paid a hefty price! $$$$
hahahahahahah

After the club, we left around 2:30am, we drove around Managua , looking for SW to have fun with. In the old part of town, we chatted with one (about a 5), and her charge was 50.00 cordobas (around $3.50, yes 3.50 US!)

Then we drove to Carretera Masaya where most of the SW hang out, and wow, we saw some 7-8's. They were gorgeous. They wanted 150.00 cordobas ( $10.00 US). WOW We drove up to some other ones along they road and chatted with them for a while and one came to my car window and started feeling me up, my chest and my member! It was fun.

If you want to get laid, Managua is great...not too expensive, except maybe the strip clubs, but the women are beautiful. It is great for mongers. We had a blast that night. The subsequent evening we went to Mirador de Tiscapa, then Montelimar which is a beautiful resort on the pacific.

Happy Hunting!

Excat
07-09-03, 01:34
I was in Managua in Dec 2002 and got the following from the local newspaper. Visited a couple of salas de belleza, which appeared to be beauty parlors, but had available chicas for on-premise or take-out. In the evenings, suggest hiring your taxi by the hour. I paid 100 colones per hour, which probably can be negotiated down a little.

Codes: “c.” is cuadra or block, domicilio is at your place or hotel, the word “de” followed by a name can be the name of a store or building, Bo is barrio, and numbers beginning with 0 are for a cell phone.

1. Sala de Belleza Claudia, 266-3066.
2. Masaje Corporal, Cabrera 3 c. al sur, 222-5509.
3. Oriental Massages, 150 cordobas permanente, 278-6401.
4. Sala de Belleza Acuario, masajes corporales, 249-8706.
5. Nuevo Centro de Masajes, 249-5161.
6. Club Lady, M-Su, 248-6030, 077-87906.
7. Peluqueria Yami's, 244-0969
8. Exquisitos Masajes a domicilio, 077-78487.
9. Tantra, C150, BBB, servicios a domicilio, M-Su, donde fue La Estatua Rene Schick 3c norte (lago), 289-5073, 086-61035.
10. Los Faroles, salon de masajes, 266-8689, 077-65540.
11. Masajes Corporal, 268-6345.
12. Mileydy, masajes a domicilio y local, 088-80349.
13. Masajes Profesionales, locales y domicilio, 088-21764.
14. Masajes Bellamar, domicilio y local, Bello Horizonte, de la Iglesia Pio X, 3c. arriba, 3c. al sur, 2c. abajo, casa rosada No. 55, 244-1395, 088-30105.
15. Sol y Luna, 200 cordobas, 9am-0pm, 861-7078, 222-7732.
16. Mercedes No. 1, Monsenor Lezcano de Telcor 2c. arriba, M-Su, 8am-10pm, 268-1283.
17. Centro de Masaje No. 2, Altagracia, Repuestos Resadom 1c. abajo, 8am-10pm, 266-8012.
18. Cleopatra, sala de belleza, 266-0593.
19. Centro de Belleza Bolonia, masajes corporales, saunas, 268-4677.
20. Masajes a domicilio unisex, 088-80257.
21. Sala de Belleza Gloria, masajes corporales y saunas, De la Tiendona, Calle 14 de Sept 2c arriba, 1/2c al lago, 248-3824.
22. Centro de Masaje, Altagracia, Bo. Altagracia, de la Fosforera 3c. al sur, 086-81681.

Nicoya
08-08-03, 17:15
Hey there Excat, some of the places you listed have been shutdown already. I'll try and make a detailed list when I have the time.

Happy Cat
08-23-03, 17:53
Managua is a rather complicated city, has no downtown as such and the areas are very far one from the other. You have to rely on taxis, that can charge you anything from 1 to 6 dollars for the same trip, depending on the hour, your spanish, and other factors. A regular fare is 20 cordobas (1.3 US).

The street scene is not bad, but you have to try your abilities from the car or while walking in unsafe environments. The prices are always around 10 US. The Clubs Lips, Vale Todo and Hollywood are similar (the same guy owns the three), the prices are outrageous and qaulity is fair. There is another club in C. Masaya called Kings Palace that is not worth the visit.

The best option is to buy a drink to a girl and get her phone number. Here you have three tested, good attitude and looks between 6 and 8.

Gloria Celeste 0888 6170
Willy 0600 7898
Fatima 270 9821 086794459448

Massage houses (see previous posters) were disapointing, quality and attitude.

Never pay the club price for girls, wine, etc.

Check with your hotel the guest policy. My Hotel (Princess) blocks the SW, but is friendly to club girls.

Didn´t find really good, enjoabble FS, the girls seemed always very concerned with money and far from a GFE, but of course YMMV.

One Great Man
09-17-03, 21:08
Nicoya:

Thanks for your earlier post.

If I were coming to Managua for 2-4 weeks, where might I find a guest-friendly room (being careful not to bring rowdies home) for $40/night or under? The owner/manager would have to be out of it not to realize why I was paying for his room.

I'd prefer to spend the money saved on accommodations on the chicas, which I'm sure I can score. (Your tips, however, are invaluable). Anytime I trust a taxi driver, I have to realize they are taking me somewhere they get a cut.

I don't like paying "bar fines". I'd rather give the $ or whatever to the girl - it tends to inspire their expertise.

Picking up numbers in a bar, though, sounds like a good idea. How important is Spanish? Can non/lingual thoughts be conveyed if necessary? Telephone could be a problem, yes?

If two people are of the same mind, the "zig-zig vous" or "le gusta...", get the message across, in person. I suppose I would have to negotiate the scenario in advance before I called the lady, just so we both knew what was expected.

You've been there - done that. If you have suggestions, please pass them along.

Nicoya
09-17-03, 22:14
Hotel Mansion Teodolinda is a nice little hotel near a hot spot in Managua. Prices start at $40 a night there. It's located near hotel intercontinental. If you go to any club in Managua expect to pay a fee for either a room in the establishment or to take her out. Prices in the clubs out here are outrageous, and aren't really recommended. If you are into street walking, you can find a load of street walkers on Carretera Masaya. Going towards Masaya most of the beautiful looking ones are on the left, mostly near the local dance clubs. These girls are definately worth the 500-600 cords($40) you will be spending. Every now and then you can find a decent looking girl for around $20. The girls near Intercontinental usually charge around there. They post out in front of Lips and other spots around there. The massage parlors around here aren't as bad as some people in this board have been saying. If you can find some good ones you'll be in for a treat. Always carry just enough to pay the girl. A lot of girls out here have very sticky fingers. Spanish is very important, over here, if a girl notices that you are american they will jack up the prices just for you, so a guide is recommended. If your just looking to meet some people, you probably won't have a problem. The women out here can be very nice to gringos. I happened to know someone who would have been excellent at that, but he is no longer a taxi driver. I'm sure if you ask around here people can put you in contact with past guides. If I can come up with something I will. If you need any more info just ask.

Jaimito Cartero
09-24-03, 23:45
T1GM - I stayed at El Almendro by the Metrocentro mall for $40 a night. Very nice accomodations, very helpful security guard. Their normal rates are $50 per night, but I'd guess they go 30-35 for a two week stay. I never saw them full any time I was there.

It is a bit of a ways away from Polankos, so if you have one place in mind, you may want to get a hotel that is close.

Find my recommendation for the hotel and a really great taxi driver earlier this year.

I don't recommend the casinos for fun. You might as well throw your money up in the air.

Jaimito Cartero
01-10-04, 09:21
Gee, I feel like Nibu here, asking if nothing is going on in Nicaragua? There's some nice action there, I only wish they had cheap flight there like Costa Rica.

Green Giant
01-20-04, 20:31
I get into Managua Friday nite and out early Saturday morning so I have little time to waste. I think from reading the earlier posts, that, for sampling the local fare on a tight schedule that the best idea might be one of the clubs. I will be traveling with someone else so my room won't work. I am unclear as to just what clubs do and don't have rooms available. Is there a specific recommendation for a short time hotel if I would go for a SW near the Intercontinental - the Hotel Mansion Teodolinda was mentioned earlier?

Noguera
01-28-04, 19:07
Hey Green Giant,

Let us know all the details of your recent overnight in Managua. I just now joined the WSG so was not able to give you advice before you left. Anyone out there planning a Nicaragua trip just let me know and I will be happy to jump in and give you advice. I'm an expat that used to live in Managua.

Green Giant
02-01-04, 20:56
Monagham,

OK, here is what I found.

Considerable money can be saved at the clubs if you don't drink there and don't buy the girls drinks. I didn't do either and no one seemed to mind. I bought a single Coke each place I went and the most I paid was $5 with tip.

At Vale Todo the girls were fair. Worth checking out to see if there is someone you like. Room and girl $135.

The Red Palace is higher class with more girls that will probably be of interest. Room and girl $150.

Club Hollywood was by far the best I had time to visit. If you don't find something to your liking there, then you just aren't horney. Cover $5. Room and girl $180. The Nica I had there was most adventurous and enthusiastic.

There are some real possibilities with the SW scene, a few very good looking women at first glance. Managua can be a dangerous place for a gringo especially if he has been drinking. However, I am convinced, that If you don't drink and research a room ahead of time, one that does not have your posessions in it and take your time to pick out your Nica, so that you know what you are getting (clothes cover many falts), you could have a great time on $50.

I'm sorry I forgot my camera or I'd post some pics.

To sum it up , it is more expensive and not the quality of Costa Rica or Panama but good quality can be had at a price much less than the States.

Play safe.

Doc Sail
02-02-04, 04:37
I have been going to Nicaragua for about 5 years now. The Best Western Los Mercedes accross from the airport is the best hotel in town for the money. It will allow chicas, has 2 pools, a good restraurant, and hot water and clean rooms. Some of the help speaks English, and will help find chicas. Glorias is a short cab ride away, and offers a non rushed full service for about 300 cordobas. I hope Green Giants prices were in cordobas and not dollars or he way overpaid.

Selva Negre near Matagalpa is a very relaxing place but you need to bring your own chica.

El Churrasco is the best restaurant in Managua in my opinion, and Tip Top toward Masaya is also very good.

Montelemar is a great all inclusive beach resort near San Jaun del Sur but you also need to bring your own friend.

All i n all, Nicaraguya is a great country with very friendly people, but few Americans visit because fof percieved safety issues. Once you get out of Managua, which is like any city, the country is safer than most places at home. The people are warm, friendly, and helpful.

Muffdiver21
02-26-04, 22:46
I made it to Managua, Had been staying in Granada. Currently in the middle of allot of action near the big mall. There is a Hotel called King´s Palace right next to the Red Palace Strip Club, it cost $50.00. Many other attractions within a two block area - Club Hollywood, Casino Las Vegas, Pharaohs Casino, Aladdin's Casino, Caesars Casino.

To early for me to go inside, will report more later.

Jaimito Cartero
02-28-04, 15:04
Sounds like you're near the Metro Centro. I stayed at El Alemendro near the university last year. It was really fun because they were having all the "Irak no"! demonstrations, and the traffic circle was closed 1/4 of the time.

I found the girls on the highway real hit and miss. Hopefully I'll be able to visit Polankos later this year.

It sounds like Green Giant did pay dollar prices. To say that Nicaragua is more expensive than CR is wrong. I'd say there are less working girls, but that pricing is the same or less in Nicaragua if you just know where to go.

You can get a nice non-pro or semi-pro at Polankos for $20 for all night. $10-$15 for some of the highway girls, or $25-$30 for a nice massage plus action at the massage places.

I had a 24 hour girl friend from Polankos. It was one of the most fun days I've had in the last few years. She never asked for any money at all. If you only experience the high end clubs I think you miss much of the charm of Nicaragua.

Muffdiver21
02-29-04, 23:02
Wanted to tell everyone about my night in Managua. All the street action that I saw started from The road next to the Red Palace Strip bar and went on for at least 1 Kilometer towards Club Hollywood and beyond, heading out of town away from the mall. Only saw one girl that I would of considered,she was a 7 and wanted $50 dollars for the entire night. It being early I decided to check ot the clubs before I choose a girl. Ended up going to Polonko's then Venus Strip Bar across the street. Chose a Girl at Venus Strip Club, paid her $50 for 2 hours with Club bedroom included.

The Polanko's area is not as nice as the area around the mall, but the prices are much better. If you have money, I am sure you would be happier near the mall and all the Casinos, with Club Hollywood and the Red Palace.

If your on a budget hit Polonko's or the Street scene. The area around Polonkos is a real dive, prices are good though.

Noguera
03-04-04, 20:04
Muffdiver,

You found a cute girl at Venus, 2 hours, on-site, for only $50? That is a great price. Tell us more about the encounter. Do I understand this correctly?

ViajeroTropico
03-06-04, 08:56
Spent thursday night 3/4 in Managua. Stayed at the Princess. Confirmed before heading out that could register a lady if I brought one back and paid a fee.

Used the hotel taxi, and he insisted that Polankos areas wasn't the right place to go, that the neiborhood was risky. He wanted to take me to Lips or Hollywood; I said that I heard Lips had no cover, so take me there. The place was just opening, dancers start at 8:30 and I watched the first one. My drink was 80 cordovas (about $5). This was the first part of a two drink minimum (so now we know what you get for no cover charge).Immediatey I was hounded by a cutie, whom I let sit beside me and tell me how it worked there.

I bought her one drink (180 cords). She told me how were table and private dances, and if one was really motivated, one could buy a bottle for $280, yep, thats dolares, and could go to the back room and be by ourselves for 2 hours and do whatever we pleased.

I asked about take out, and she said she didn't know, but called for the waiter to find out. He left to go talk to the boss, and came back and said that if I bought a bottle for $390, yep, more dolares, she could go as long as I wanted. I just waved him off, saying thanks, but I ain't no fuckin stupid Japanese businessman, and he left. I reconfirmed with her that for $100 less we could go to the back room, so I said, "why would anyone want to pay that price?", to her. About 2 minutes later, the guy returned and said she could go for 2 hours for $250, and I said no thanks, and in 1 minute later, he came back and said, $150 for one hour.

Again, I said no thanks. In looking around the room, although there were some pretty girls, all young, there didn't seem to be the fuck of a lifetime in there, so I boogied out.

There was a cab waiting when I bounced down the stairs, and I asked the guy, "are you from the street or from the house?" He laughed, and said, no problem. I won't rip you off. I said, okay, let's talk. I told him I wanted to go someplace that was more real, un lugar "popular" that the ladies were nice, but the house wasn't in to just ripping a guy a new one. He asked if I was willing to pay $50, and I said yes.

He took me to Sala de Belleza Gloria (listed in one of the posts on this board sometime back.) He waited outside while I went inside to check on things. There were 3 girls, a 6, a 5, and a 4. The one 6 (really young) hustled me, so I asked the price. She said $50 for a room here, and for take out, $100. I said, no thanks, finished a quick one and took off. Just as I was leaving the fat lady that was running theplace offered me a discount to $75, and I told her sorry, I had already received her message of trying to screw the gringo, and wasn't interested in participating.

I told the Taxi guy, let's try another, and if that didn't work out he could just take me to Red Palace, and even though it was like Lips, I would almost be at the hotel and would hang for a while without eating any snatch for the evening.

He took me to a place called CC; not classy but clean and friendly. Immediately I spotted this lady with a wonderful smile and pretty face, which when got close saw she also carried DD's. She was a bit taller, and although carried some size, was proportional and very attractive. I asked her inside and outside prices. She said 750 cords for inside ($50) and 1,000 ($66) for take out without a time restriction. I asked, so you would stay until I had to get ready to got to airport at 5:30 am?, which she responded yes. It cost me 10 cords (75 cents) to get in, and I bought the taxi driver a beer while we waited for her to change into decent clothes.

I gave the taxi guy his fair wage, for waiting twice and he didn't try to gouge me the house price. When we got to the hotel, since it was still early (about (9:30-9:45), we went to the hotel bar and had a couple of drinks and ordred some food since I hadn't had any dinner and talked a bit. I could now see her in better light and she truly did have a very beautifl face and quite sexy attractiion. She was from the Atltantic coast, had been dancing about 6 months; first 4 months in Lips and two months in this place. She said Lips was too many rules, and that in the end she made about as good as money in this other place. She was 24, had a 5 year old, divorced, but he has some money and helps her with the kid's expenses.

We each had a drink in our hand when we left the bar, and as the front desk was busy checking people in, we just sort of sauntered over to the elevator and scooted right up like we belonged there; no big deal. This is a trick I have done other places, by going in earlier in the night, (before the night shift comes on), sometimes there are moments to just be part of the hotel crowd and everybody doesn't notice as much.

We got up to the room, took a shower and then jumped into bed. She had wonderful big natural DD's, probably 44 or so. She weighed herself on the scale at 150 pounds, and I would say her height was probably 5' 5", maybe 5'6". She certainly wasn't fat.

We played around, but she wasn't a big kisser, and seemed to want to get the jonny in as soon as she could. I tried to go down on her, but she said she didn't like that; which made me very disappointed. I talked to her a bit and she said that it had only been done once and she didn't like it. I tried to convince her that it probably was poor tecnique and she should give it another try, but no such luck. It was back to pound the jonny time, but somethiing just wasn't right; I guess I am not ready so fast, so I just pulled off and rolled over, like I had totally lost interest.

She asked me what was wrong, and I said nothing, just differences in approach and goals. She continued to work jonny over really well (but only CBJ), to the point that jonny just couldn't resist. She climbed on top, and worked me hard until I had no choice but to pop the hormones...In the end it turned out to be nice, although not the type of session I try to extract from these ladies. Some are a true GFE, others not quite so. She was in the middle.

She had a good attitude however, I must say that. She wasn't winey or turned different after the deed was done. I was bushed, and it was easy to tell; I had started the morning out in Bogota at 5:30 eastern time and had to get going at 5:30 the next morning as well. She asked if she could go, since she said there was no way she was going to sleep since she is used to staying up all night. I said, yes, no problem, and gave her taxi fare. I escorted her downstairs, and we walked out to the street to get a street taxi to avoid the more costly hotel versions.

In the end, for the money, I couldn't complain. She appears to make more money in the dance/drink trade than the take out version, and when she has to do the popping, she is probably keen on getting the deed done. However, I think with thepassage of more sessions and comfort, a guy might get her to be more GFE. Regardless, i have had much worse in attitude for much more money. At that price, for that nice of a body and sweet lady, it is hard to complain.

I don't recall hearing about CC on this board before, I would like to see what others think, or encourage others to go there and file some more reports. I will go back fishing there again to see what else might be there for harvesting.

All the best...VT

Noguera
03-06-04, 20:45
Viajero Tropico,

Great report. Thoroughly enjoyed your evening out (“in”?) with the young lady.

Since I have spent most of the past 8 years either working or living in Nicaragua, I consider myself a relative expert on Managua. However, “where the hell is CC’s?” You got me. Not only am I clueless on where it is located, I have never heard of the place! What does “CC” stand for? Where is it located? Is it a lower-tier strip club, or a casa de cita? I generally enjoy the lower-scale places the best.

What was the name of the young lady you took out of CC’s? I know a few girls in town that are larger-framed, though all of them have great bodies. I have never seen a Nicaraguan with 44-DD’s. You would think the whole country would notice someone like her. I chuckled at your attempt to DATY her. Reminds me of several years ago with a little spinner named Isamar from the Red Palace. It was an afternoon session and she wouldn’t let me go down on her either. So I whined and moaned and finally talked her into only one minute. Then, if she still didn’t like it after a minute I would gladly quit. Well, you can guess … after 5-10 minutes of her going absolutely crazy, about tearing my ears off, and bucking like a true champ, she was totally spent. Never had a problem with her denying DATY again! If I would have been able to breath through my ears and had a video screen on my forehead, she would have been in heaven!

I am proud of you on your report of Hollywood. I just don’t get that place. Who the hell pays that kind of money for 1-2 hours with a girl? Especially in the poorest country in Central America. I use to know the owner (Inmer Tracero) and he also owns Vale Todo on the other side of town. The manager is a great friend of mine named Chepito. He has been a really good friend for maybe 7-8 years and even I cannot get a discount from these guys! But it is absolutely ridiculous to pay those kind of prices, but they continue asking. I remember the good old days before Hollywood, when the two “best” clubs in town were Vale Todo and Playboy (the old Josephines, current Lips, has always been priced off the scale) and you could go in, visit with a girl for maybe an hour, buy her drinks, go do the nasty in the back, and go home … all for under $100. Do the Japanese and Chinese guys lurking in the corners of Hollywood actually pay those prices? The trick at Hollywood is to only buy them a drink or two and then get them to meet you the next afternoon somewhere around town. Or get their cell number. Even the hottest girls at Hollywood will almost always meet you at the Esso station at Metro Centro the next afternoon, and go to your hotel for a couple of hours for $50-$100 (but only pay the $100 if she is a drop dead stunner). If you ever are “innocent” enough to buy the $100+ bottle of champagne in any of these clubs. Next time go to any of the Esso’s or Texaco’s and you will see the exact same bottle of shitty wine on the shelf for $7. Buy it there and then just hit yourself in the head with it as hard as you can. You can pretty much use this same strategy if you ever pay more than $50 for a young lady in Managua!

Where is Sala de Belleza Gloria located? Can you give us directions?

Great report and enjoyed it thoroughly.

ViajeroTropico
03-08-04, 01:19
A couple of clarifications. I remember looking up at the sign, and it had two large C's, hyphenated, like C-C. I remember talking to the girl later in the night and asking her how long she had worked at CC's, so I had the name pretty close. There might have been some other words in connotation with it. Now that you tell me that you don't recognize the name, I am a bit worried in that I wouldn't be able to find it again, but what I would do is go back to LIPS (it wasn't Hollywood) and find the cab driver again and get him to take me. This guy won't forget me for a while.

He drove a black taxi (some foreign asian thing that is short in length but has a high part over back seat, not much of a trunk) with yellow lettering. He told me his name, but in my stupor didn't remember it. If you wanted to cruise over there and find the cab driver and discuss the little trip with the gringo who he took to two places and then the Princess and what was the second place, I am sure he would tell you.

Her stage name was Lizette, but she showed me her cedula, indicating her real name. Unfortunately I can't remember that either (there was a lot of liquor in me by then, because we were on the elevator headed up).

These things had to be at least a 40-44, and maybe she wasn't that large and they were only 38, but regardless of the inches, they were double DD's damn things hung down to the middle of her belly. They didn't show as much when she was dressed, but undressed is when their real size came up.

As for an address of Sala de Belliza Gloria, I have no idea, but if you scroll through this Nicaragua secition, some guy lists it as one of several he copied out of the papers and it is listed first. That is why I recognized that name.

As for what type of place is C-C's, it was open with several tables, and an elevated dance floor, with a vertical pole. Only one lady was dancing while I was in there. Most of the girls were setting at tables. There weren't too many guys. Again, it might have been early for Managua or for a thursday, about 9:30-10 pm.

Your idea of "un minuto maximo" might be a good trick that I will invoke if that opportunity arises again. Oftentimes I asked ladies in advance their attitudes/feelings about oral sex either way before I agree to do business. I do this because besides enjoying a good snatch, like you, I have found that proper technique can send these girls into heat and once that happens, then the rest is so much fun. It is like a way to get them to forget for a little while that they are ho's, even if it is make-believe, it tends to stop the clock a lot and other bennies arise.

Yes, in the fancy clubs I generally go in those not to make something happen that night, but rather to find one who is willing to do business on their own another time. Unfortunately my total time in country was 20 hours, from the time I landed until the time I was on a plane again.

Myabe my business will pick up and I will be making more trips. If so, I will let you know if I am headed back.

VT

Jaimito Cartero
03-08-04, 01:32
I've run into the same kind of reluctance to allow DATY. I've often done the "one or two minutes" only. I've never had them tell me to stop in that amount of time. It's usually when they can't stand it (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it), and make me stop, or threaten to wrap their legs around my head and suffocate me.

My taxi driver didn't want to take me to Polankos, but I'm so glad I made him. Just stick to your guns, and you'll be fine. I've got contact info from my reports from a little over a year ago for the taxi driver I used.

Muffdiver21
03-15-04, 16:34
In responce to Monaghan, did go to Venus bar across from Polankos. Currently in Costa Rica. Remember paying the girl $50 dollars, 2 hours for the bedroom inside the club. She was the only good one there. Costa Rica action is in better area of town and a $100 an hour for the best girls at the Del Ray. As low as $12.00 a half hour for girls in low end brothels.

ViajeroTropico
04-22-04, 21:57
Does anybody know if Hotel Robles is girl friendly? I have a client who is insisting that I stay there, and I was wondering if anyone knew. I checked it out on the web site and looks nice, and has business center which is good, but wondered about its friendliness relative to bringing a lady in..discretely, of course.

VT

Belmont
05-04-04, 05:36
ViajeroTropico,

Don't know about that hotel, but I can recomend the Hotel Grenada. No frills here, But for $25 and chica friendly, and close to the plaza.Good deal, A/C of course, very neccesary here. I was here in Nov. and really apreiciated the staff. good folk. Enjoy Grenada!

JOHN

Belmont
05-04-04, 05:40
PS,

Just looked on the net at you hotel. Hotel Grenada although recomended a step down from your hotel!

PolePole99
05-05-04, 22:08
Hi Folks,

A place that has not been mentioned yet is the "Nightclub 27 de mayo" in an area called reparto de carmen. That's pretty close to the old city centre.

The place is a strip club where the locals go. I was there one night last week and there was no other foreigner. The club seems to be fairly cheap. There's no cover charge or minimum consumption. And the drinks are fairly priced.

The girls on stage where rather 3 - 5 on the usual 1 - 10 scale. Almost better than the show on stage were the private activities that some guys were getting from the girls around. I was also approached imediately by a girl but I didn't persue it further - so no details on prices. But judging from the environment prices should be well under polankos and lips.

Anyone with more information on the place?

Eric

ViajeroTropico
05-06-04, 01:29
Thank you Belmont, but am in los Robles now and can report that it is not a girl friendly establishment. HOwever, for reasons that aren't important here, I will stay here another night.

Monaghan: I found out from a taxi driver the scoop on CC's. It stands for Cueto Club (like cuete, only with o) He drove me by it last night, and it is on a main street. He called it puente something...anyway, bright neon CC out front, any taxi driver should be able to find it. I am thinking about visiting tonight to see if I find anything again...

This taxi driver took me to la Casa Grande...only about 6 chicks, but it was early....I made it with a young one (20), really nice body, and very friendly, her name was Ana..would recommend her to anyone....she had a new trick I had never experienced before...was DATY when she asked me if I wanted an ice cube and reached down and stuck one in my mouth....have you ever tried that before? I figured she wanted to feel the cube from time to time so I pushed it up with my tongue to her clit and then retracted it, and then even pushed it inside her a bit and then retracted it back, repeated a few times till it melted away...she moaned and gyrated even more, so I figured she liked it, since she didn{t have me stopped any of that at all...just thought the mongers here would enjoy hearing that, if they didn't already have it in their repetoire..

One note about Casa Grande..they wouln't let me buy her into the room until I had purchased 6 drinks for her (she talked them down to 5). Evidently this is a new rule, used to be 1 as minimum...the drinks for her were 50 cords, so that was 300 ($20). She cost me 300, plus 150 for the room, another $30, so it was $50 total...she was willing to exchange phone numbers for a daytime rendevous, but I am not available, so I passed...she was every bit worth the $30, and if one can justify the $20 to get her a bit of a buzz, then it was even better...I have paid more and gotten less and paid less and gotten less.. I really couldn't complain at all....my beers only cost me 20 cords ($1.33) each, so hell, I could have been someplace else and paid the equivalent in some higher drink prices for me...it all comes out...I slept like a baby...

all for now...VT

Migrant One
05-06-04, 13:39
VT,

Wow the ice cube trick brought back a old memory. On a boat once with 5-6 guys and the same amt strippers from a club (California). It was a business trip obviously. The strippers were mainly there to make conversation and look pretty, which was no problem for them. One I had seen a lot at the club and tipped often. 3 of us guys, and her were up on the fly bridge with the captain hired to drive the boat, this young lady had been drinking fairly well and it was getting late, and dark. Her and I were playing grab ass in the dark while I was talking with the guys. They knew we were playing, but it was dark enough to maintain some type of modesty. All of a sudden she sucked up all the ice in her drink and I found her head in my lap and more, wow, the cold had an interesting effect as she.

Thanks for bringing back the memory!

Migrant

Noguera
05-06-04, 15:07
Viajero T,

I loved your last report, however, I was dieing laughing as I read it. First, I didn't realize that CC stood for Cueto Club. I know that place well as I use to date a girl from there. She is really sweet and I found her over the years to be one of those you could really fall for. And wow, was she ever great in bed. I'll bet she is still there. Ask for Marta Neli. Overall though, I find Cueto Club a total dump!

Only surpassed in "dumpness" by the world renown, Casa Grande. Aren't their rooms awful! Casa Grande is a vintage, low-budget Nicaraguan strip club/bordello. If you don't speak spanish you need not even enter the place. As a matter of fact, I love these dumpy, grundgy places. Casa Grande is really hit or miss. There might be a diamond there (like the one you found), but the odds are generally against it. The absolute worse lay of my entire life was with a little spinner at Casa Grande. So bad it was memorable.

If you like cruising the dumpy strip club/bordellos, head over to the absolute worse place in all of CenAm, 27 de Mayo. Any cab driver will know the place. Only a block or two from Estadio Denis Martinez. It is so raunchy that it is "schmaltz"! It is an icon and must be done merely to say you have been there. Kind of the antithesis of a "trophy fuck".

Enjoy, I am jealous you are down in the promised land.

Oh yeah, the ice cube bit is great. The girls generally go nuts with it. I wonder if it is a Nicaraguan thing?

ViajeroTropico
05-09-04, 02:35
Monaghan...what is the deal with extasis.com, right along the road there with red palace and other places? I don't recall seeing a report on here about that place...is it like red palace? I ended up going to CC's, but couldn't find anything there really exciting....was drunk enough to work one over....she was pretty good, begged me to call her the next time I was in Managua...she was a pretty big girl, but nice and very accomodating...

There definitely are some diamonds in the rough and some diamonds in plain sight in Managua; I really like how many of them are good at the deed; just sorta enjoy getting off it one accomodates them; reminds me of Ticas as well..

All for now; won't be back there for a couple of months, will be in DF in middle June and El Salavador the end of. In DF I have something lined up from the private sector, an older lady I met during my last time out so don't have to pay for play this time.

El Salvador is always a blast; those ladies just love F & S..

ciao, VT

ViajeroTropico
05-09-04, 02:36
misspelling of previous report, "getting off IF one"

Noguera
05-16-04, 17:02
Viajero T.

Always enjoy your comments.

Tell us more about your session at CC. What was the name of the "large" young lady you spent time with? Where did you take her? Are there rooms on-site or did you have to leave the club? If the rooms are on-site, yikes! I can't believe any on-site rooms at that dump can be much more than a bed in a bare room with a bare bulb overhead. Don't walk on the floor barefoot!

I would love to hear more info on your overall trip. Were the trips to CC and Casa Grande your only "outings" in Managua? I don't know anything about extasis.com. As a matter of fact, I have never even heard of it or noticed it. I will check it out on my next trip down and report what I learn.

I just now noticed the quick report from Polepole99 on "27 de Mayo". Polepole ... you are too kind. Isn't that place a total hoot? A bit of a creepy hoot, but one has to do the place so as to say he did. I think I'll go back on my next trip for a couple of beers and a BJ with a chubby, ugly chic, probably all of $10!

ViajeroTropico
05-20-04, 22:40
Monaghan...

At CC the last night, her name was Xochil. I wouldn't have spelled it that way, but she wrote it down..wants me to call her...the next time I am in town...I am not sure I will. There are many available of her caliber...Actually I would have gone back to Casa Grande and gotten the young little spinner I wrote about two nights before, but she told me that her period was on its way, and I knew that by 2 nights later, the river would be running...this little chick, her name is Ana doesn't dance (strip). Is dressed in a standard blouse and short skirt, a lot like a waitress, but she was the one with the ice cube technique and quite a good lay...very much into it...she offered her cell as well, but I was a little more inebriated that night and didn't get it...so if I want to do her next trip I will have to go to Casa and pay the fees...otherwise she would be ripe to meet outside the club...

Yes, these were the only two places I went...had too much business the middle night. To answer your other question, yes they have rooms in CC; no, they aren't great, but the bed was large enough and it had a little shower. I don't want to give away how low I might have gone in different parts of latin america, but CC isn't the worse environment in which I have found myself...but, the better deal is probably to haul them out, like I did the first time I went there...I also found out during this trip that the waitresses are game too...I found this out too late, as there was one I kinda had my eye one, and found out after talking to the one I did that they are open for deals as well..something to keep in mind...

I will be back in Managua in a couple of months...maybe I can try something else on that trip...

later, VT

Grand Pollo
06-11-04, 03:42
Advice required:

I am off to Managua for 4 days - 7/31 to 8/4 - so far I have arranged for a room at El Almendro (I asked them in the e-mail about guests - they seemed indifferent and said basically a single and a double cost the same so you get one bed and have fun).

BTW, it is USD$45 with taxes and breakfast, they said no more US$40 rate. Maybe in person, who knows?

I have hired a guide for some legit photgraphy business - an American guy with a Nicaraguan wife who knows where to go, non-mongering, and he has arranged a car and driver for arrival to departure and daily from 8 a.m. to 12 midnight for US$50 a day with gas included. While a lot for a local to earn it is no worse than a rental car and those risks.

He said his driver ( another one) said Polanco's is dodgy for gringos but the main floor is basically a lot of good looking University students, and while the driver ( I chose the "big" one) will go in with me, he won't be a bodyguard. But two guys and with their wits about them should be OK.

Sound about right?

Any other recommendations? Ihave the room, the car, the bar, the navigator, any good spots that are not US$100 a pop? All recommendations welcomed.

Noguera
06-18-04, 03:02
Grand Pollo

You are going to have a great time in Nicaragua. I am envious that I will not be down at the same time you are because it sounds like you are pretty well setup for having a great trip. I use to live as an ex-pat in Managua and go back frequently on business. Since I have so many friends in the city I don’t get to go out carousing as often as I would like any more. I got to be very close long-term friends with many of the girls.

Let me first address several points from your 6/11 posting.

I have never heard of the El Almendro hotel so can’t make any comments thereon. Where is this place? It won’t do any good to give me an address as there are not any street addresses in Managua. What part of the city is it in? A rate of $45 is still considered pretty cheap in Managua so don’t be expecting anything very luxurious.

You have a great “deal” arranged for a car from 8:00 am to midnight, at only $50/day. That is much better than you can even rent the tiniest rental car …… plus you will have a driver. Take advantage of this and have your drive take you to the clubs or bars in the evenings. Do you speak Spanish? I doubt your driver will speak English.

Go ahead and go by Polanco’s if you like, but it is nothing special. First of all, it is not … and I repeat, not … dangerous. It is located out near the airport so unless you are already nearby it is not worth a special trip. The downstairs is a regular bar/dance club. It is filled with “civilians” and couples having fun, but I have never seen “a lot of good looking university students”. I think that is bad advice. Just go upstairs to the strip club. Again, it is not dangerous at all. Polanco’s is a bit dumpy and the girls aren’t anything to get excited about, but occasionally you will get lucky and find a cute one. I imagine the “in-house” prices are pretty reasonable at Polanco’s but I am also sure the short-time rooms will be pretty sparse. Though I have never been on-site with a girl at Polanco’s I am guessing they will ask for $100, but you should be able to bargain them down to around $50/hour.

Wherever you go in Managua, even up until 2-3 in the morning, you do not need a body guard. You are way over concerned about this. In 8 years, part of which living there, going all over the city by myself until 5-6 in the morning (and I am the consummate “white guy”, no way do I look like a latino), have I ever even once had a problem. And I use to spend most of my time in one of the toughest barrios in the city (Villa Venezuela). You will be fine and need not worry at all. Just don’t be stupid!

The biggest problem with Nicaragua is that the clubs with the best girls are hideously over priced. The best strip clubs in town are Hollywood and Vale Todo, and I think there a couple of newer ones. Hollywood has by far the best girls but they will ask for (and stick to) $165 for an hour in a nice back room. This is obviously ridiculous. Therefore, don’t pay it. I would recommend your first night go to Hollywood or Vale Todo (your driver will know where these are) and buy a few drinks for a girl and become her friend, providing you do speak Spanish. Then, be discrete and get her cell number and setup a meeting for the next afternoon. This is done all the time and she will probably be very willing. She will know where to meet you, or your hotel could be fine as well. I would recommend meeting her around 3 or 4 in the afternoon and she should give you a couple of hours for $60. She will initially ask you for $100, but politely talk her down. At Hollywood look for Katarine. She is a tall girl with beautiful long black hair, gorgeous lips and face. She is tall, has a tremendous chest, and if she warms up to you she is the best kisser I have ever had and absolutely tremendous in bed. If you like a tiny spinner ask for Diana. She is around 5’, tremendous tight little body, and very playful and active. Both of them will meet you the next day for some afternoon delight.

A dumpy club but with a lot of action is called Cueto Club. It is smaller and just not very fancy, but some of the girls can be pretty cute. Ask for Marta Neli. She has a killer face, loves to give blow jobs, and will absolutely fuck your brains out. She also has an incredibly cute and sweet personality. I have no idea what the prices are for in-service at this club.

If you just want to get your rocks off any time of the afternoon or night go to a bar/casa de citas called Franny’s or Fanny’s. This is located one block east of the Jazzercise Jesus Rotunda! That is a big roundabout where there is a statue of Jesus standing on the globe (I don’t know its real name, it just looks like Jesus standing on a Jazzercise ball). Your driver will know it. It is maybe 5 minutes east (arriba) of MetroCentro Mall. The place is located on the south side of the street and immediately next to a large sign that says “Llantas Kelly”. Go in side and it looks like a small, clean bar, but with several girls just lounging around. Pick one, go to a room, and do the deed. Their prices are only 400 Cordobas ($25) for a full hour. If you get the right girl this casa de citas can be a lot of fun.

Another choice is the street girls on Carratera Masaya in the evening. There are generally 20-30 girls working the street. Many of them are pretty cute, and they are all quite clean and will not rip-you-off. Just be certain before they enter your car that you confirm they are “girls”. This isn’t really a problem, but on occasion you can be fooled! Get your driver to drive slowly and look for one that you think is cute, then ask your driver to negotiate for you. Usually $20 will buy you an hour or two of full service. However, street girls will tend to try and negotiate/whine you for a lot of extras so set your price and service wanted up front. There are quite a few little one or two hour “love hotels” throughout Managua and some of them are quite clean and nice. The girls or your driver will know where to go. These rooms should cost you $15 for a couple of hours, plus maybe a couple of beers.

Sometimes you might find a diamond in the rough at some of the dumpier clubs (Casa Grande, Red Palace, Polancos, etc.). You will be completely safe at any of these even if the club looks pretty shitty.

I am jealous of your pending trip. Wish I could come along and get into trouble with you. Of course, we all want to hear every juicy, intimate detail upon your return. Have a great trip, you will love Nicaragua. I have lived and worked in virtually all of Latin America (except Brazil) and I love the Nicaraguans more than anyone else.

JimmyDR
06-23-04, 01:44
I am off to Costa Rica in September. Is an overnighter here a must or a waste? Thanks

Rabo Verde
06-23-04, 03:22
Probably not worth it, except to say you've been there.
Been both places and there is nothing you can see or get in Managua, especially in one day that you cannot see or find in C.R. In one day you won't be able to get out of Managua. Oddly, the clubs in Managua are more expensive than in C.R., even tho the country is MUCH poorer. Nicaragua is fun if you can take at least a few days and go see the volcanos, etc., but Managua itself is nothing special, and C.R. is generally prettier than Nicaragua. Most of the old city of Managua was destroyed by an earthquake so there is nothing much to see in the city. If you do go for just one night, stay at the Intercontinental, there are often 20 street girls on the street right outside, for $20-40 for the pretty ones.

Jaimito Cartero
06-23-04, 04:28
*******-I don't think one night is sufficient. It's a laid back place, and not a mongering center like San Jose. I stayed for 3 or 4 days each time, and had an enjoyable time.

Jaimito Cartero
06-23-04, 04:35
El Alemendro is nice. A fairly new, nice small hotel (10 rooms?). I've stayed there a couple of times. Never any problems bringing girls in. It's close to the MetroCentro, so has restaurants and other things close to it. It's a bit away from Polanco's, but not too bad.

The only breakfast I ever saw there was very continental in flavor. Coffee, juice, maybe some bread and fruit.

I don't know why you'd need a driver for the entire day. I listed a taxi driver I found on my trip last year, and he had reasonable hourly rates, or would come and pick me up for a 20-30 Cordoba ride too.

I describe Polancos as place where some couples, and some semi-pro's hang out. I'd guess half the girls in there are working. I found a delightful (mostly) non-pro there last year. I spent about 24 hours with her, and she never asked for anything more than food and drinks. I even asked her if she wanted to go shopping at the MetroCentro and she declined. No money discussion up front, and when I handed her some at the end, she just tucked it in her pocket without looking at it.

I never even checked out the strip club upstairs. If you're really uptight and need neon and fancy surroundings, it's not for you. My taxi driver said the average amount to give the downstair girls was $20.

I wish I could get back to Managua for a week this year, but given my schedule of other places, I don't think it'll happen.

Grand Pollo
06-29-04, 22:58
Regarding the car and driver I am going to both Leon and Masaya for full days and spending quite a bit of non-mongering time in Managua. For a price less than a rental car and taxes and gas, to get a full time driver all inclusive seems like a good idea the first trip.

I have no desire at all for neon and upstairs strip girls at the usual gringo prices - I quite like the ideas of both the semi-pro Polanco girls for modest sums and also the drop in Fanny's or Franny's near Kelly Tire which should be a short jaunt from my hotel.

And El Almendro seems like a lucky choice, with or without breakfast it seems to be clean, small, discreet, girl friendly, well located and a good price. No worse than Boca Chica, for example.

J Boy
07-12-04, 00:06
I was thinking about a trip to Nicaraugua but now I'm not sure. Are all the working girls in Nicaraugua a little overweight and out of shape like the ones in the photos area? It just seems to me the girls in the Philippines are much hotter looking. On the otherhand airfare is probably cheaper to Nicaraugua.

Noguera
07-12-04, 02:46
J Boy,

All the working women in Nicaragua are not chubby or overweight. Come on, that is just a dumb thought. Like in all Latin American countries you have some totally hot, drop dead lookers, as well as a few "double baggers"! On the whole, Nicaraguan women are not as great looking as elsewhere in Latin America (and this is from someone that loves Nicaragua) but they are mostly on the smaller side. Most of the girls in the clubs are average weight to on the slim side, always real breasts (I have never seen a boob-job in Nicaragua). They basically look like the working girls in Costa Rica and Guatemala. Gee, half the dancers in those two countries are Nicaraguan anyway.

Super David
07-19-04, 15:18
I will be in Managua from tomorrow until Friday. Will be staying at the Princess.

Anybody around to have a drink or two?

Super David

Grand Pollo
07-24-04, 03:05
Missed by a week. I arrive on the 31st for four days. Let us know what you found and how it was, maybe it will be of value to me next week.

Cpteasy
07-25-04, 17:49
j boy: i'm normally on the es board but travel all of central america so check in everywhere. i agree with monaghan! saying that "nicas" are fatter, uglier, anything elser, is simplistic (and i love salvadroenas). and monaghan is also right about the mobility of our women. we have more and more 'nicas" dancing here, especially in the eastern part of es; and more and more of our women go north to guatemala; hondurenas (catrachas) are rep001tered around.

they are all princesses...generally shorter (but in any height you want), golden brown (but in any color you want), great bodies (in any shape you want) and with passion and humanity (what more do you want??).

come on down...our women deserve to earn a living, too.

Grand Pollo
08-04-04, 01:12
managua trip report july 31 to august 4

arrival at the international airport is very easy - $5 at immigration, then the red/green light system at exiting customs. tip: have 2 bags in total or less- there is less inspection with 2 bags or just carry on, and a separate inspection lane for 3 or more bags - obviously targeting the nicos that seem to have about 5 giant bags each.

i found having a full time driver at us$50 a day from 8-12 (16 hours a day, gas included) to be a great help and with a couple or three guys the daily cost would be much more tolerable. anyway without you take taxis for a dollar to two dollars a ride but risk adding passengers from the street on the same route.

i checked out a bunch of places - generally there are four categories - street girls, casas de masaje, nightclubs (such as club venus, red planet, vale todo, cueto club) and "other" which is mainly aqui polanco and fanny's (near llantas kelly). i will review in that order.

street girls are located exclusively on carretera masaya, with both ts and real girls (some look carefully) for c$200 (c$ = cordobas, currently 16:1 us$). up to this writing did not use the street girls. vs. other countries they look pretty good though and there are love hotels for $10 if you don't want to try your own hotel.

in theory you could pick up girls who are not working girls - there are so few tourists here ( except the hippie backpackers that haven't got two cents to rub together so you get some attention (and with my younger photo guide in the outlying towns we got even more attention) you are a curiosity and i suspect temptation comes quick where the going wage is us$100 to $200 a month. at best.

the girls here are in many cases stunningly pretty and have to carry a cedula after age 15 so id is not an issue. one warning - apparently the legal age is less than 18 ( i won't say by how much) but you are still committing a crime in the usa even so, and there is a lot of anti-adolescent propaganda so do not be tempted no matter what. i say this mainly since it is the right thing (not) to do and a cedula does not mean they are 18, so check the id for the birth-date.

casas were the main staple this trip - tried a total of 6. note some are more or less fixed and some come and go, you can check the clasificados in the papers, ask drivers etc. this is where a driver is handy - the ads have no addresses and just phone numbers . not that an address would gain much, since managua has no street names or addresses and as such the directions are like this : from the old factory, go two blocks towards the lake, then a block south then a block towards the direction the sun rises, then go 50 varas (about 0.8 of a meter) to the yellow house. you can see not knowing the non compass directions, the old factory location and a vara, a driver is essential. i had the driver call and ask:

directions
air conditioned or not
price
number of girls
hours

here's the rundown:

gloria's: (permanent) - did the gringo trick, asked for us$60 (c$960) and i pointed out no gd way, price went to c$500 an hour or c$300 1/2 hour. ok room with a/c and private shower, the girl vanessa was a rank amateur , cbj only, no touching, terrible overall experience and as it turns out overpriced. avoid thus based on service, and rip-off attempt being the mo.

casa lorena in barrio monsenor lezcano 268-1283 - the madam's husband speaks english, one girl does as well (jennifer) and the price is set at c$300, full service. one room has ac, one a fan. other girl mercedes was ok as well, massage was non existent but bbbj, didn't freak at cim, nor did jennifer who speaks english. not stellar beauties, but low pressure, cheap drinks in a hot waiting room/sala and a good neighborhood - if you suffer a pulled dick muscle there is a really good private hospital down the block. late addition jenny, thin and darker, today, another good one, three for three. recommended.

casa morena in barrio bello horizonte 249-4886 (cell 885-8414) also c$300 or for c$500 she'll send a girl including the taxi fare to your place for a full hour. frankly everything is about 15 minutes apart here so c$200 not to go there is up to you. gina the madam speaks english as do almost all the girls who come from bluefield where english is spoken more than spanish. clean room with private shower, pornos and ac and bbbj and cim if you don't let on you are planning to cim. other girls range from somewhat large to quite nice, the sala is much nicer than lorena and she will not go for the non-monger locals that just want to drink and paw, which is good if you are not a local that wants to drink and paw. also recommended.

did a hat trick today : 3 casas from the clasificados as follows:

"lady" - wants c$600 an hour, says "beautiful" girls and great premises, so we go there, dodgy barrio, horrible old house, ugly girls and essentially overpriced x3. given the demographics in the area i have no idea who she expects to come, risk life and limb or take ugly girls, so.......avoid.

"tantra" - this is the blue light special at c$150 for 1/2 hour, c$200 for an hour, but it was the crummiest house in a gang banger barrio and we didn't even go inside, based on the area and the hulk waiting in the doorway. avoid even more.

"claudia" - this had a non working phone # in the ad, but we went anyway - the right # is 266-4595 and it is in the same area as lorena. a bit run down house and a flaming gay houseman, i don't think he was the madam, but 5 girls, 2 quite good, one ok, two rooms with fans one with ac. price is a deal and a half - c$200 or c$250 with the ac room. wanda was 20 with a great body and the angelina jolie lips for c$200 ($12). going back to try another, so far recommended, but pay the c$50 for the ac.

clubs: owing to the ear shattering music i generally avoid clubs but i did go into club venus across from polancos. this is quite an amazing place as essentially you see naked beef cattle stripping on a stage. i presume they were cows as if they were girls they looked more attractive as cows. cover of c$50 minimum spend on a drink ( which won't take long) and they have at least 4 rooms in the place where take bossie the cow for c$500. i'd avoid, but the price isn't terrible and if there were ok girls it is one location to drink and take the girl. dodgy barrio, after dark it reminds me of blade runner. i have to say they (club venus) were nice enough to let us in for a peek and a chat without the cover (whew!).

i did not go to the rest, cueto club, vale todo, as the local buzz is you are looking at us$100 for not that long a time and the drinks cost a lot. not recommended unless that's your bag - i am told a strategy is to find a girl and arrange off hours visits so they don't split with the house and you can in theory pay less as well.

other: this is polanco's and fanny's. (no need for addresses unless you find the one cabbie out of about 25,000 that doesn't know where these two places are located)

first fanny's - i tried two times to go there as it is supposedly c$200 on site and a bunch of girls and open all day so it is no more than a big mac combo for two and you get laid. first try was during the fiesta here and there were 2 girls and that horrible red lighting only where you can't see much. the two girls were nothing much and we left. second attempt was after fiesta and later at night - maybe 6 girls counting the one that seemed to be unconscious (taking up one decent sofa out of not many). they were ok, i guess but when the drink estimate came at us$4 or c$84 per drink ( or 1/4 bottle of rum for us$10 plus the mix) i quickly figured out drinking cost more than screwing and combined with the pile of drunken goons and the general racket, we left again.

second: polanco (actually aqui polanco) - this place is gigantic. two floors, the main floor is a disco with some couples and free lance girls that you can hardly see and if you wanted to talk to you cannot hear due to the pounding music. at 9 p.m. there were maybe 4 non-pros (sure) on the first floor. so the manager (reminds you of someone from from dusk till dawn) takes us upstairs to the strip area where their own girls work. thankfully the music hadn't started and we could chat. one thing i must say is the lack of pressure at all the places, they are happy to tell you costs and details, look around, not be pressured into staying, drinking, paying or partaking.

cost is c$500 for any stripper you like (and the one i saw was a knockout -she hadn't started yet but they called her out to meet us as a sample) who you take across the alley in the love motel (included in price). also you can pay us$100 for all night and if you want to come at opening (6 p.m.) and take the girl to closing (6 a.m.) that's fine , though i suspect the girl is not wild about going at it for 12 hours in your hotel. i gathered that el jefe didn't care what the girl liked or not for us$100 , since you paid for it.

there are mixed feelings in managua as to the safety of polanco and the barrio, and i can see why - a lot of cholos hang around outside, there is one parking lot guy and a guard with handcuffs but as far as i could see, no gun. if you didn't get sh**faced drunk and stay observant i think getting to your taxi is pretty easy way to avoid conflicts. there is also quite a history of bar fights (downstairs) and you need to keep situational awareness. we may go back early tonight - last day here i really should do a street girl or a polanco girl (up or down) - will advise. i think for fans of robert rodriguez and quentin tarantino the place is like a movie set.

note about terminology - "nightclubs" mean strip joints with take out/do in girls. discotecas are for people to go dance. bars are bars, many or very very local in nature and you can tell by the locations and the occupants. polanco and fannys defy a label. casas de bellaza are either hair salons, massage parlors or like gloria, and lorena, both at once. so you can get a haircut after (in gloria's case the attempt to clip you comes before). there are also about 50 casinos from tiny strip mall things with apparently no clients to fancier ones named after ones in vegas such as pharaohs and aladdin, though i doubt there is a real affiliation.

Macgoo
08-05-04, 04:26
Grand_P,

Good and substantive report, excellent for one lurking while considering Managua as place to hobby. Assignment: Get the skinny on the town of Bluefields, was told of good action there, although a long trek.

Regardless, will be waiting for the update -- pictures too!

Grand Pollo
08-05-04, 06:27
Gina's girls at Casa Moreno are Bluefields girls. Bluefields is a small Atlantic coast town you cannot drive to, you have to fly to from MGA and is having a run of problems with Colombian narcotrafficantes right now and it is not recommended.

Noguera
08-05-04, 17:43
Yours was an excellent report on Managua. It truly captured the “ambiance” of the country, even though the ambiance really isn’t anything to brag about.

Just a couple of comments. The average wage in Nicaragua is not $100-$200 per month. That would actually be quite good. A teacher or a maid will make $60-$80 per month, a factory worker maybe around $100, a cop $60/month (plus tips!), and a medical doctor with a real, legitimate medical degree will make $150/month!

Did you do the stunner at Polanco’s? What was the highlight of your trip? Did you pick up any of the street girls on Carretera Masaya? Some of these can be a lot of fun.

Grand Pollo
08-07-04, 04:43
I was advised the Zona Franca and maquiladora girls made $100 a month and others made more as much as $200, not that it matters a lot.

I didn't do the stunner at Polancos - I planned to go back the next day but wound up doing 4 girls in three different casas and ran out of time and steam.

The Carratera Masaya girls were pretty business like and not all that great. That said it is a whole $12 for an hour and we were 10 minutes from the hotel so I could have. Next trip I have to finish research at both Polanco and the street and also try in front of the love hotels where there are apparently girls and the rooms are right there too. Though for US$10 the room is 85% the cost of the girl.

Good news the Transvestites are not on C. Masaya they are now on the road in front of the 3 screen movie house off C. Masaya offering a reduction in the risk of blundering home with a guy.

Another comment to an earlier question - I found the girls generally in Managua, Masaya and Leon and other points between are among the best looking women in Latin America.

Grand Pollo
08-08-04, 16:11
For those who might be interested in using Sergio's services, here is how to reach him:

By Cell: (505) 866-6144

By E-Mail: pub_movi@hotmail.com

Tell him Ricardo from Canada recommended him.

I suggest for those not very good with Spanish to use the e-mail, and the Altavista.com babelfish translator will do an adequate job of getting your point across. Keep the sentences short if using Babelfish.

As for the hotel, I should have mentioned El Almendro was great. http://www.hotelelalmendro.com/

I asked for a deal and got essentially $45 a day with tax but because they can't do that officially they charged me $40 a day plus tax which was really $46 and I wasn't going to argue the $1.

You can connect YOUR laptop to their cable internet for US$1.50 per 1/2 hour, and behind the hotel is the UCA campus and across from that, a 3 minute walk on Avendica de Universidad are a few internet cafes even cheaper than that.

Almendro was clean, had great bathrooms, air, nice TV (60+ channels, many in English) and 24 hour security guards, not just at night. No swimming pool though if that's your thing. The location is ideal - central enough that any barrio was a reasonable drive.

There is a rudimentary breakfast included, coffeee, fake OJ, varous breads, cereal, milk. I ate out mostly though. Prices for comida tipica are low, for US style food about the same as the US. McDonalds is almost identical as is Pizza Hut.

Cordobas are on a fixed rate with the US$, adjusted by the gov't so there are no cambios like the DR, however two alternate methods are available - near large groceries and on some corners there are hombres with a LOT of cash who will sell you cords. Sergio knows who's good or not. They are also in the driveways of major supermarkets as well . On Sundays, ONLY use trusted changers near grocery stores or stick to spending US$ as there are many thieves working the Sunday cambio racket that are trying to rip you off. Note also nearby the guy with the 6 inch stack of C$100's in his hand will be someone with a gun as his guard, so be aware of getting into arguments over things could be fatal.

Secondly, some stores will accept US$ and make change in cordobas. Some will do it at the bank rate (like the stores in the Esso and Shell gas stations of which there are a lot) and also better restaurants. Plus if you don't mind tipping 80 cents paying US$20 for a C$300 massage parlor tab, you can use US$20 to be C$320, close enough.

They won't accpet mangled, torn or old bills and be prepared for a bank to examine a US$100 like CSI does things.

Ford
08-08-04, 22:50
Hi Grand Pollo and all,

Real good job "GP"! I want to thank you for your excellent reports and to breathing some life into this thread. :)

I wasn't planning to post here so early, but I am scheduling my first trip to MGA in October. I have two quick questions and since things seem to have come back to life on this board I'm hoping someone can give me a hand.

1. I want a hotel near the action and also w/ a pool (this is my thing). I figured my choice should be the Best Western Las Mercedes near the airport at around $70 per night. Does anyone have a better hotel idea with a pool?

2. I wanted to take a day trip to Granada. I read on escape artist.com that there is a fairly large ex-patriot population down there. Is this true? How far is Granada from Managua? Is there any "action" in Granada or is it strictly in the capital? Is it worth overnighting there?

Thanks to all and my style is that when I travel, I post, so you can be sure that I'll put up some reports when I return.

Shout out to "GP" again for his reporting.

Cheers,
FORD

Grand Pollo
08-09-04, 04:27
Las Mercedes is across the street from the airport. you could walk there and skip a cab it is that close. It means with the highway under construction that it is 20 minutes away form everything even near the airport and nowhere near the centre of town, e.g. the club and streetwalker area. I found a site which right now I cannot locate, that had a list of all hotels and web links run by the Nic gov't. Try that , try either the Footprint or the Moon guide.

Almendro is missing the pool but you save $30 a night and the location is a hell of a lot closer to things than the airport.

Granada is "the" tourist location, more restoration ,bus tours, Disneyland charm than really historic sites like Leon and Masaya, or esteli. I skipped it intentionally and my guide agreed knowing I was after a little more real Nic activity. From what he and Sergio said there is nothing there anyway. It is about an hour or less depending on the road.

The presence of a szieable ex-pat population just about anywhere, and Nicaragua in particular makes it a bad, not good, choice. Unless you want to do guys in short, black socks and sandals.

NB: Do not wear shorts at any time, you will be thought of as a hippie (with no $ and thus lousy service beckons) or a child since NO adult men wear them , period. Girls do sometimes.

Also if you get out of Managua, espeically into the heavily forested areas below 2,500' altitude don't forget to take Chloroquine 500 mg. starting 2 weeks before and weekly thereafter until 4 week after you leave. You don't want malaria. Use DEET liberally.

It would have nice hotels and no girls. You need to be in Managua with wheels and a phone and Spanish.

Grand Pollo
08-09-04, 04:31
Incidentally, I am likely to go there October 9-16th myself. Oops. I could have edited the last post. Oh well.

Ford
08-09-04, 22:23
Hi Grand Pollo,

Thanks for your rapid response! :)

No, Spanish is not a problem for me, my Spanish is pretty solid. Also I have traveled all over the place incl. two trips to Honduras so I pretty much know what to expect.

Based on your great info, however it looks like I need a different choice of hotel, and also I'm kinda disappointed in Granada being an "overhyped" tourist spot. Not really suprised, just alittle disappointed. :(

Thanks though for your honest information.

Cheers.

Grand Pollo
08-10-04, 03:33
And now I am not going back until the Spring, getting a deal for a week in Boca Chica in October. So a week at the end of this month and a week a month after that in teh DR will hold me till Xmas.

Granada is a good place for a camera. And hippies and tour buses of old farts.

Skip the pool, try Almendro. Ask for the "$45" rate, e.g. $40 +$6 tax and write off the $1 that they cannot understand makes $46 more than $45.

I am sure the Best Western is nice but that road, oy vey! You are 4 lanes into two and a flagman and a mess all around.

Tip 1:Also take note you want to be at the airport EARLY if you are not flying first class (which is a torture I cannot imagine any more) .

Tip 2:And find the door from the street/curbside to your counter if AA, as entering via the terminal makes you shove past 500 people for other airlines. Allow 2 hours easy for checkin in coach - and add 1/2 an hour for that sh*tball road.

Tip 3: Insist the doofus at the little podium before X-Ray stamps your passport and takes your tourist card - he didn't for me and now when I go back I have to hand it in and prove I left, e.g. my BP's and passport stamps to the USA. Idiots.

Tip 4: If you have ONLY carry on ( and I ONLY ever have carry on) go to the AA office near Plaza Espana and check in there the day before. Note you MUST reconfirm the flight to the USA the day before regardless of carrier. I did it in person and got a BP at the same time. Sweet. They want your passport if you do that.

Possible Tip 5: There are two guards, a young guy in the a.m. and a crusty old dude in the p.m. If you go there ask them if they know chicas. I just occured to me they probably do.

Ricker
08-11-04, 17:23
Just back from Managua ... report to follow ... had to say now though ... the place next to "llantas Kelly" is not called "Fannys" it's name is "Fenix" ... though if you say Fannys it kind of sounds like Fenix in spanish.

Grabbed a cool chica from Crr Masaya ... very nice chica ... nice massage, etc ... wanted only 200 C.

Grand Pollo
08-12-04, 02:35
They all want 200C it's like it's unionized on the C. Masaya.

Dboy
08-18-04, 04:58
Thanks Grand Pollo and others. I usually spend time in San Jose. This time my buddy and I might rent a car in San Jose, and drive north to northern Costa Rica and Nicaragua.

Your description of the scene in MGO is good. What are the chances of two guys meeting local chicas? My Spanish is ok, his isn't.

Also, one of the things I like best about CR is the comraderie with other mongers in the del Rey and the Presidente. Sounds like MGO is spread out more and has less mongers.

Thanks in advance. If the plans work, we may be able to meet up with some of you. Around 1st week of Sept.

Jaimito Cartero
08-18-04, 07:15
I don't think most rental companies will let you drive into Nicaragua. I've taken both Tica Bus and the other one (Nica Bus?), but thought Tica Bus was nicer. Pretty cheap, about $20 RT, if I recall right.

If you want to rent a car, I'd leave it in Liberia, and pick up the bus from there. It helps to have 5's and 1's at the border for stuff.

Dboy
08-22-04, 00:31
Thanks, Jaimito Cartero, you're right. Rental cars can't be brought across the border from CR to Nic.

Another source confirmed this, too. I think we'll stick to CR this time.

Grand Pollo
08-22-04, 03:37
The ICAO/IATA abbreviation for Managua is MGA. FWIW, MGO is Manega, Gabon, Africa. Check your luggage tags.

The chances of non-Spanish speaking people meeting local chicas who are not P4P is about nil. Communication as with girls where you live is pretty critical and relative wealth only goes so far, and there are quite a few people you'd be attracted to that have social cirlces that would routinely exclude gringos and non-fluent ones more so.

The P4P structure is well established and cheap, so I recommend sticking to that, follow the tips and locations I left earlier.

The lack of hordes of mongers is a plus, as you will see if you go. Price-wise, for starters, and reception of occasional gringos is also better than a lot of locations where they are overpopulated.

Dboy
08-23-04, 05:49
Thanks GP,

You're right. I'm not going to MGO, I wanted to go to MGA. I visit www.flyertalk.com, a frequent flyer board (highly recommended). 3 letter airport codes get thrown around there like crazy. Guess I just assumed.

This trip we'll do CR, then maybe next time do Nicaragua.

My last trip to Nic was in 1985. Things were pretty tense then. Soldiers on the streets and on the busses going to the front. Lots of mixed loyaltyies among the people. Running water only 2 or 3 days per week. The people were living in a very difficult situation (the US being a factor in that) and they still treated us well.

Thanks all, for the help.

Ford
09-16-04, 20:53
Hi Board,

I´m writing this from an internet cafe in Colombia because I´m considering making a change to my plans next month and need to move fast.

I´m scheduled to go to SJO for 10 days in late October but am already losing interest.

Got a great flight rate from NYC to MGA but need an equally great hotel with a pool.

Can anyone tell me if any of the following are guest friendly.

Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza
Holiday Inn Select
Best Western Las Mercedes

Any a good choice for our kind of fun? I know the Las Mercedes was flamed on this board for traffic problem...any improvement?

Answer on board or PM is fine, thanks.

FORD

Grand Pollo
09-18-04, 06:10
My driver told me no to both Holiday Inns when we drove past them, and AFAIK Las Mercedes is OK, but a horrible location, even without the highway reconstruction - however if you have an early flight you can walk to the airport it's that close.

Cpteasy
09-18-04, 16:19
Ford: I have mongered in Central America for almost 20 years, and with no disrespect intended to the Nicas (all the women here are beuatiful, IMHO), I have found Managua the least accomodating for the hobby...altho Nicas do know how to party; but unless you have business there, why not try San Salvador?

Admittedly, I have spent less time in Nicaragua and CR than than in the "northern triangle" countries. We have many Nicas "invading" El Salvador - especially east of the Rio Lempa - but I still find them more difficult than the Salvadorenas who have established a "fama" throughout the region.

Once again, NO DISRESPECT INTENDED, so please don't flame me. I love ALL women.

Just a suggestion and one man's opinion.

Master Monger
09-19-04, 15:53
Dear fellow Mongers,

As most of you know I am hard customer to please and I scrutinize every detail in my reports.

So far I have been to Costa Rica, Nicaragua, and Panama in Latin America and I am on my way to Colombia on the Sept. 21 for one month in Cali and then One in Medellin.

I am really not that impressed so far with Latin America. Seriously, Managua has been by far the best mongering destination of my trip so far, but really, it doesn't even compare to China or even Indonesia.

Some people may disagree with me but let me tell you what my definition of a Mongering Destination is:

A place where a man can have sex with any women he wants, whether it is free or paid for.

My Experiences to date:

China - 85% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 90% of them were free)

Indonesia - 75% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 40% of them were free)

Costa Rica - 35% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 10% of them were free)

Panama - 15% of all the women I wanted to have sex with had sex with me. (Bonus:: and 10% of them were free)

Managua - Hard to Say because I wasn't there very long but I got a great vibe from the chicas although I was with my Bi-Girlfriend that I picked up from the Del Rey in San Jose.

SIDENOTE: I Picked up this hot little Panamanian Honey for free out of the Del Rey and nailed her for 2 weeks free, soon I will post some pics of the different threesomes we had. The only reason I made her girlfriend was because she loves pussy more than me....she is kinda sick though, wanted us to do her virgin sister and lets just say, that, is age prohibitive...even in Panama.

Anyway back to Managua, I like Carterra Masaya, I picked up one 8 and two 7's and a spinner 6 off of that street for as little as 500 cordoba for the night including them eating my girlfriends pussy which cost me extra twice. The 8 we had was only 400 cordobas for two hours and she had a great snatch, I came three times in two hours. The other two girls were 300 for 3 hours.

Very cheap considering 100 cordoba is less than $6.50!

Also club Fenix was cool in Managua, I wan't to go back and I can't say that about Panama or Costa Rica.

Check out Managua I think you will like it with the average number of girls out on a Friday or Saturday night numbering about 100, in a quarter mile strip....Carterra Masaya.

Buen Suerte,

Master Monger

Johan007
09-19-04, 17:42
Hi Master Monger,

please try to keep in mind that most of us in this section are LATINA lovers to the core.
Latinas have the BEST AZZ in the world.....imho (I myself am an AZZ and leg lover...!!)
No ASIAN can hold the candle to this...I am sure.
I myself find LATINAS THE most beutifull women walking this earth. Mulatta's,canelitas,morena's,...and yes even some blancas. AS LONG AS THEY ARE FROM A LATINA country in south- or Middle America!!!!!!!!

Personaly I do NOT feel attracted to any asian woman. They just don't ring my bell;-)
However I must say that there are some very pretty Indian,Thai and Middle eastern girls.
But the real ASIAN types like in China,Japan or Korea.....NO SIR. And the Filipinas....O dear....I think they are very very UGLY....iekkksss.
I would not do em....even if they paid me 100 bucks for a pop..! It's just between the ears....

Es nada para mi.


But if YOU like ASIANS....Heee that's just fine with me!
To each his one.

But for me......AZZ and legsssssss;-)
BTW nice report about Nica.

regards,

Johan.



PS: I'll keep Managua in mind for a monger trip;-)

Fantasy
09-19-04, 20:07
Now lets get back to some Managua facts.

Where the hell should I stay?

Thanks in advance.

Master Monger
09-28-04, 19:25
Mongers,

There is only one placed to stay in Managua, the hotel El Almendro.

http://www.hotelelalmendro.com/

The rooms are kick ass and they are only $46 a night including tax, and they do not check the girls cedulas or charge you more for girls. Its awesome.

Johan007,

Indonesia women are like a cross between Latins and Asians, and I even think Southern Chinese women are ugly, BUT, you go to mainland China to a city like Xián, or Hubei or even Shen Zhen and if you still think they are ugly I will truely believe you don´t like asian women.

Happy Mongering,

Travieso

Johan007
10-01-04, 16:16
MM,

I know Indonesians CAN look hot but also they don't age very well (but who cares if you only want to fuck them?)...we have many of them in the Netherlands! (as you probably know Indonesia was a dutch colony for more then 320 years!!)
So I know the Dutch were the first forreign mongers there.....LOL;-)
Thing is in Indonesia are many MUSLIMS......and some of them do have nasty plans. If you know what I mean.

Need I say more?

Bali however is mainly HINDU....and in general more safe. However ymmv.

I think I'll just stick to South-or central America.



Johan.

Grand Pollo
10-01-04, 23:34
That Indonesia Netherlands Muslims chit chat is dang handy here in an area about Managua I must say.

Scott69
10-11-04, 09:53
I am living in CR at the moment and have been to Nicaragua twice this year. I would like to speak with someone who know the country well as I may rent a apartment there and buy a car. I know little of the laws there but I assume it is easier than CR.

Any help will be appreciated,

Thanks

Ford
11-02-04, 11:28
Nicaragua is a study in contrasts. Managua is a desparately poor, dilapidated city, but by 8:00 pm the mendigos (beggers), registoles jovenes (young glue "huffers") and street peddlers have disappeared. The clubs, sc's, and restaurants are filled with "well-heeled" Sandanista politicos and narcos. These silk shirt wearing, Mercedes C-class driving "high-rollers" have run the prices for the p4p market way up.

Can't say Managua is on my top -5 list of monger destinations but Nicas are still real prizes if you get the right one. My consejo is skip the sc's and the sw's (absolutely dominated by tv's on Saturday night at least %50 tv's) and concentrate on the casa de citas - real treasures can be found there.

Ford
11-02-04, 11:44
When you arrive in Managua (or anywhere else in the Western hemisphere for that matter) as your taxi pulls up ifo your hotel repeat this simple phrase and you'll be fine. "I am a senior monger, hotel rules that apply to others don't apply to me!!"

Holiday Innn Select -guest friendly...yes!
Hotel Princess - guest friendly....yes!

Any information posted on this board previously is untrue - or maybe you're not all senior mongers yet!

I arrived at the Holiday Inn Select on Thursday morning at around 10:45 am tired from my trip. I went up to room (shit, showered, shaved) and returned to the lobby in a polo shirt and dress pants and asked to speak with the General Manager. Marta (something or other) nice girl - English about %75.

I asked about guest policy she said that generally they don't permit guests but would make an exception for me for $25 per night. I told her that that would be unacceptable and I demand a better rate or I will be bringing my business elsewhere and that of my clients. (I have a series of security consultant business cards now that support my ploy) The price then shrunk to $10 per night, which I said would be fine. Thanked her and left.

Now, what a senior monger agrees to pay and what he ACTUALLY pays is 2 different things! Every night around 9:00pm I walked a girl past the front desk and waived at the night manager and he waived back. I explained that I had worked out a special deal with the GM for myself and that I was permitted to bring guests back up to my room - and he said o.k. "well if you cleared with the GM then fine."

Of course, I neglected to inform him that part of that deal was that I was supposed to also pay $10, but what's a little lie to the hotel staff when an "important" businessman like me is staying there. (lol) ;)

I reviewed by bill up-to-date and there are NO charges for guests on it anywhere.

$70 per night includes huge, awesome breakfast buffet, and No charge for guests. Go to it senior mongers - work your magic bullsh**!

FORD

Ford
11-02-04, 12:01
Holiday Inn Select - guest friendly, nice pool, large rooms, great breakfast buffet, and computer center. The food in the restaurant is great but overpriced for dinner but what the heck you can always go to the MetroCenter mall and eat at Campero Chicken for $2 if you want.

Hotel Princess - up the road from Holiday Inn, nice lobby, nice decor in rooms, small pool :(,. I went here one afternoon and spoke with the General Manager and asked about guest politica. Guests are frowned on (this means nothing) but if you stay with us in the future we will permit them for $25 per night. I said, "$25 per night, the Holiday Inn lets me bring in guests free!!" "This is outrageous!"

The GM said "that doesn't sound right, I mean I think the Holiday Inn charges also" - "Not for me they don't" - "O.k. sir, I'll see what I can do"

He returned 2 minutes later and said that if the Holiday Inn is free then I can bring in guets free to their hotel as well, $85 per night (didn't ask about breakfast)

I was really just entertaining myself by asking about the guest prices there the reality is that the Holiday Inn's pool is a whole lot nicer.

Cheers.

Ford
11-02-04, 12:48
Best Western Las Mercedes - as posted earlier across the street from the airport (literally walked there) not in great condition but the pool isn't bad. Terrible location - too far from everything.

Surpising number of providers spoke passable English, but my Spanish was essential for just about everything else. This is not a "newbie" or first-timer destination.

Tons of beggars and street vendors but waive them off and I never had any problems. Never noticed any crime, never felt threatened at all.

Cabs can get expensive as Managua (as posted earlier) has no real downtown section and is very spread out.

SC's are rip-offs (No big surprise there) Red Palace $$, Club Hollywood$$, Places are packed with silk shirt wearing Nico politicos throwing around big bucks. Polancos had a stabbing of a tourist the night before I arrived so I passed.

Not a bad place to monger just doesn't make my cut as a "Top Destination" in the Western Hemisphere.

Cheers.

Dick Bagwell
11-05-04, 20:15
I agree, where ever you find them -- Latina women (IMHO) are the most beautiful women in the world. I am not partial to Asians like you. The lack of "arse" and generally flat chests, stubby legs and those box heads. What si up with that?

If that is your thing, cool. Latina's know how to fu** as well!

Scott69
11-12-04, 07:42
Just spent a week outside of CR traveling around Nicaragua. I really love this place but it is not for beginners. I found it harder to talk to the people here with my Spanish than in CR. Having said that the people are very willing to help you, much more than CR.

I had planned to check out more places in Managua than I did so I do not have a great report. As stated by others the Strip clubs are rip offs here. I ended up hooking up with a girl I met before on Crr Masaya and one new one. Both were great and well worth it. Most ask for c200-300 ($13-19).

I stayed at the Hotel Estrella 505 289-7010. This place is great, they never question any guests at all. It is not 5 star but clean and has AC, hot water etc. It is between the airport and C. Masaya, a good location.

Spent two days in Leon north of Managua. This a beautiful town but no P4P here. It is easy to talk to and meet locals. I went to Granada for the last two days and stayed at nuestra casa. It is run by a guy named Jimmy and is $25 a night. really good food, loved the ribs. It is two blocks west of the central park. There were a few SW's there but nothing I really liked, much better quality in Managua.

Anyone planning a trip there let me know.

Scott

Grand Pollo
11-19-04, 01:24
I stayed at the Hotel Estrella 505 289-7010. This place is great, they never question any guests at all. It is not 5 star but clean and has AC, hot water etc. It is between the airport and C. Masaya, a good location.

I just returned Saturday and will post an update on the MP's and other info.

NB: These directions are a little vague - the distance from the airport to Carretara Masaya isa 20 minute drive - can you give a better landmark? Like the barrio or nearest rotonda?

A quick WARNING: Casa Bellmary's in Ciudad Jardin, in the classified ads is a gringo ripoff joint - WHILE I was arguing with the masajista for BBBJ, who said yes in the sala and no in the room, my driver overheard the jefe's plan to insist on US$50 when I came out vs. the agreed C$300 (US$19) going in. DO NOT use this place. Too bad, it is quite nice, clean, A/C, pornos, etc.

Second tip: Sergio, my driver thanks the 2 or 3 members who used his services a month or two ago. Unfortunately the Spanish problem caused a three way call to assist, with a friend of mine who is not into P4P there to act as interpreter. Well, he was PO'd with the discussion afterwards. So, if you cannot speak Spanish do this:

1. Send an e-mail to Sergio at sergionicataxi at yahoo.com e-mail service
2. If you have to, use Babelfish at altavista.com to translate the following:

a) Name (whatever you want to go by)
b) Date of arrival, flight and time
c) Hotel
d) How many days you need him and what hours

3. Call Sergio at 011-505-8666144 and tell him in Spanish "Tienes correo electronico nuevo, lee lo por favor" (You have new e-mail, read it please).

He will reply in Spanish and you can translate it - using the web site, simple points like the above each way will translate OK.

He will pick you up at the airport and take you around Managua and whatever you like. You will have to negotiate the price - expect US$50 a day or so plus tip. This is less than a rental car, you don't want to drive there and there are neither street names nor numbers on the buildings anyway. Plus if you hit someone and they are injured you go to JAIL until the issue is settled. The latter is enough reason for me, frankly but driving there is an art direction-wise anyway.

Scott69
11-26-04, 09:25
Hotel Estrella is Semaforos de Rubenia 200 mts. al norte. If you are planning to stay tell them you are a friend of Scott from Costa Rica. There is a business rate that is cheaper. Real nice people there but all of Nicaragua is better than here I guess. As I said there is a no question asked guest policy, I even had the girls come to the desk and ask for me. They called my room and sent them on through. I have never stayed anywhere else in Managua and most likely never will.

I am looking forward to you report but do not make it sound to good. Next thing you know all the CR visiters will be there throwing money around and the girls will be asking $100.

I saw in another post there was night clubs in Leon, is this true?

Scott


I just returned Saturday and will post an update on the MP's and other info.

NB: These directions are a little vague - the distance from the airport to Carretara Masaya isa 20 minute drive - can you give a better landmark? Like the barrio or nearest rotonda?

Grand Pollo
01-29-05, 15:25
An update: Sergio has a new cell phone 011-505-853-7332

If you do not speak good Spanish then follow the instructions below to call and tell him to check his e-mail and he will correspond with Spanish you can easily translate.

As for updates I was a little tardy from November, e.g. I didn' t post anything- Xmas trip indicates that over holiday periods pickings are slimmer, so don't expect much on the 25th, 26th, and Jan 1st. Many places are closed. Claudia has one girl 24/7.

Open casas:

Lorena, lots of girls, same price

Morena was closed until some time this month as the owner was in Nigeria, will check February when I am back. She posted a classified in Diario that at least said that she was closed for the owner's trip, you don't see that all the time. OK , her ad in the Nuevo Diario ( you can see the classifieds online - look under "Bellazas" - appears she reopened.

Claudia open with at best 2 or 3 girls, pricing now C200 1/2 hour C250 for an hour

Cervezeria near the Tip Top chicken on C. Masaya closed as did Imagen, consolidated into a place called Cervezeria Mou on Ave 27 de Mayo, better premises, a good selection of girls, C250

A smattering of mediocre places are in the classified ads, you really need to call them for decent directions and ask #girls, price, A/C etc., as some are pretty dodgy, both girl quality and location, some tough barrios

Bellmary's is still a clip joint for gringos, in Ciudad Jardin, you've been warned

There are a few masaje at your hotel type ads, incuding men to men things so know who you are calling and frankly, blind ads you get who knows what ugly dog arriving at your doorstep. No deal on price either so don't bother.

Clubs - went to Hollywood, 12 GORGEOUS girls, but prices unbelieveable - private dance for 1/2 hour VIP $80 , one hour full service private room $170, all night off premises $300. Amazing. We were the only ones there - $5 cover, a 1/4 rum and pepsi was $14, the staff and waiters all speak English and wait on you like Tattoo from Fantasy island if that is your thing.

Club Venus - a few good girls , no cover, 1 hour with stripper in private room on site C500. Across from Polanco's whcih is still open, dancers start at 9:30, runs till 6 a.m.

Went into Cueto Club - unimpressive and dank. Tried Vale Todo - closed. Ditto the Club 27 de Mayo.

Fenix - near Llantas Kelly is the closest thing to the Titty Twister bar in From Dusk to Dawn you will find, and they tried to tell me the prices are C400 for 1/2 hour vs. the actual rate of C200 for an hour, I would still recommend avoiding this place. Creepy bouncer dude , no light, comatose drugged looking girls on sofas and WAY too many locals for comfort.

Street girls on C. Masaya were horrible, and on Xmas Day the selection was two girls both bad performers, though for $12 it is not like you are getting a Playmate anyway.

To change money if there is a lineup at the airport bank, skip it and Sergio will stop at one of the many Cambistas on the street where I set a record of changing US$100 to C$1625 in under 30 seconds from pulling up to driving away - other than Sundays where they are scarce they beat the banks hands down.



So, if you cannot speak Spanish do this:

1. Send an e-mail to Sergio at sergionicataxi at yahoo.com e-mail service
2. If you have to, use Babelfish at altavista.com to translate the following:

a) Name (whatever you want to go by)
b) Date of arrival, flight and time
c) Hotel
d) How many days you need him and what hours

3. Call Sergio at new # above and tell him in Spanish "Tienes correo electronico nuevo, lee lo por favor" (You have new e-mail, read it please).

He will reply in Spanish and you can translate it - using the web site, simple points like the above each way will translate OK..

Grand Pollo
02-21-05, 17:48
Updating my update from the trip 2/11-2/19

Bad casas: Bellmary's still had gringo pricing, the Volcan I and II you will see in the clasificados in Nuevo Diario are Nico joints of the worst loudest, dangerous kind.

Mediocre: Yamy near Bello Horizonte is OK but really insistent on CBJ, no need to go that far for that requirement.

OK: Morena also in Bello Horizonte reopened on 2/18, I was with my GF that night since I was leaving the next day and did not have a chance to see her. It is one of the best in town.

Cervezeria Mou has a C200 cover and the girls strip on Friday nights - some portion of the cover I think is a credit for the girls, they are not that hot so watching them strip is up to you.

Lorena has some OK girls still, Cecilia, tall thin black good skills.

Claudia's has Jacquline with a Playmate type body and she likes girls though not the other one I had with her at the time - well she did, the other girl wasn't having anything to do with it.

Everything is still quite cheap food and drinks especially- note: if one of you was the American gringo in El Almendro with NO Spanish and figures hitting a street girl is a good idea as your normal MO stay somewhere else please, you idiot. It cost this idiot US$60 to shut up a girl who normally goes for $12 and he didn't get any action with her either. And learn some GD Spanish please. All the ruckus of course had to wind up in front of MY room not the idiot in #4, on the 16th.

I found a great casa not far from the hotel but he offers differential pricing - C300 for locals and me, and US$40 for Americans, since he is German and doesn't like Americans. He did not want the name posted here which is too bad as it is a great place. Cute girls more than average including one from Lorenas before who I liked.

If you need a hangout at night with a barkeep that speaks English try the Shannon Bar Irlandia in Barrio Martha Quezada near Ticabus and the backpacker crowd. On night there with 5 rum and coke, 2 beers for Sergio and a hamburger with fries was C199, less than US$12.

Ford
02-27-05, 20:50
Grand Pollo - nice information and as usual for you, nice solid honest reporting! Good stuff.

Its really sad (imo) that with such signs of abject poverty seemingly everywhere that so many casa and club owners refuse to budge on their prices!
Club Hollywood - $300 for off-premise TLN - friggin' outrageous!
(Only difference was I was quoted $60 1/2 hour vip dance)

Tell those prices to the 20 people who surround your taxi at every intersection and start rubbing dirty rags on your car windshield hoping you'll throw them a few coins. ;)
FORD

Scott69
02-28-05, 07:30
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]
I found a great casa not far from the hotel but he offers differential pricing - C300 for locals and me, and US$40 for Americans, since he is German and doesn't like Americans. He did not want the name posted here which is too bad as it is a great place. Cute girls more than average including one from Lorenas before who I liked.
[QUOTE]

Glad you did not post it. I enjoy Nicaragua for its lack of scams and rip offs like this asshole is offering. As an American I do not represent the policys of my government or president. If he can not understand that he should return to Germany, hell we all know they have a long history of good human rights!

On a lighter note, I spend some quility time in Managua and visited Casa de la Citas. Good line up for c200. I hooked up with a sweet 18 YO and had a good time. I also visited the CC nightclub and enjoyed it. The prices were not bad but I did takeout. I did not get to the Venus club this time because I cound not find it.

I spent some time up in Leon and found two nightclubs but the girls were rough. I stayed at each for 5 minutes and left. Seams the best action is in the city.

Scott

Grand Pollo
03-04-05, 15:58
Glad you did not post it. I enjoy Nicaragua for its lack of scams and rip offs like this asshole is offering. As an American I do not represent the policys of my government or president. If he can not understand that he should return to Germany, hell we all know they have a long history of good human rights!

On a lighter note, I spend some quility time in Managua and visited Casa de la Citas. Good line up for c200. I hooked up with a sweet 18 YO and had a good time. I also visited the CC nightclub and enjoyed it. The prices were not bad but I did takeout. I did not get to the Venus club this time because I cound not find it.

Scott

Well I didn't post is at his request as he doesn't need the traffic, and sorry to say, I am not sure a German living in Nicaragua would have to go back to Germany since he dislikes Americans. If he was in the US that would be a valid thing to say, perhaps. Quite a few Nicaraguans don't like the USA, can't imagine why not....

What/where is Casa de las Citas?

Venus is right across the street from Aqui Polancos and every driver in town should know that.

I found CC to be a smelly and overpriced dive and was very disappointed when I went there for the first and last time.

Grand Pollo
03-04-05, 16:00
Grand Pollo - nice information and as usual for you, nice solid honest reporting! Good stuff.

Its really sad (imo) that with such signs of abject poverty seemingly everywhere that so many casa and club owners refuse to budge on their prices!
Club Hollywood - $300 for off-premise TLN - friggin' outrageous!
(Only difference was I was quoted $60 1/2 hour vip dance)

Tell those prices to the 20 people who surround your taxi at every intersection and start rubbing dirty rags on your car windshield hoping you'll throw them a few coins. ;)
FORD

Club Hollywood is catering to businessmen gringos and the Japanese who don't flinch at the prices. The casas by and large are C200 - 250 and 300 other than Michael's special prices for you guys south of me :) And remember guys, Bellmary's is a clip joint, avoid.

And don't get drunk and hit street girls please.

Scott69
03-06-05, 05:57
Casa de la citas is also called Frannies or something like that. It is next to kelly tire and (west I think) of the Christ standing on a ball circle. It had some real nice talent there, best place I have been to in Managua. There were mostly Americans and Europeans during the day but a more local crowd at night.

As far as this German guy, I guess I am sick of all people hating a group of others. I mainly date Nicas here in Costa Rica and the Ticos are always talking bad about Nicas. According to them all problems in CR are because Nicas live here. I happen to like to Nicaraguan people, more friendly, harder workering and so-on, so I am sick of hearing it. Any person that wants to charge a whole group of people different before he knows an indivdual is.....well an asshole.

I am not slaming you at all but if he does not like a certain group then he should go back and deal with his own kind. I know the U.S. does not have a great history in Nicaragua but I am treated well and as a indivdual while there. In fact my desktop picture is an anti-persident (current) graffity slogan written on a wall in Leon. One of the biggest complaints in CR for any outsider (America, Canada,German etc.) is the different prices, IE gringo prices. I hate to see a few idiots start that trend in Nicaragua. As I said I love it there because of the lack of bullshit.

I write on different boards for people visiting Costa Rica how to avoid the scams and rip-offs, from taxis to strip-clubs. I do not care who they discrimnate against, a scam is a scam. Hell on second thought you should post the name, that way we can all avoid going there. Now it is Americans next month who, Itailians, Canadans or Australians???

Anyway your info has been helpful and I appricate it.
Take care
Scott

Grand Pollo
03-07-05, 04:23
Casa de la citas is also called Frannies or something like that. It is next to kelly tire and (west I think) of the Christ standing on a ball circle.

You are referring to Fenix and at most times, and you seem to have been lucky it is a pit of drunk and half dead girls and dodgy Nico men.

There are many superior places than Fenix.

Adultj
04-30-05, 01:32
I am in Managua now. This place is hot, very hot. I would agree with other monger descriptions. It has been difficult to find cabbies who know the casa or massage parlor scene. Many of the addresses on this board are out dated. I will do my best to put together an updated list.

The strip club scene is a rip off. It would be wise to have the chicks meet you outside the club. I got a girl from Hollywood for $60. Pics to follow.

I will post more later. Please note: Managua is not for the beginning monger, but if you know what your doing, it is uncharted territory.

Grand Pollo
05-01-05, 03:20
I am in Managua now. This place is hot, very hot. I would agree with other monger descriptions. It has been difficult to find cabbies who know the casa or massage parlor scene. Many of the addresses on this board are out dated. I will do my best to put together an updated list.

The strip club scene is a rip off. It would be wise to have the chicks meet you outside the club. I got a girl from Hollywood for $60. Pics to follow.

I will post more later. Please note: Managua is not for the beginning monger, but if you know what your doing, it is uncharted territory.

You must have found the two cabbies in Managua that don't know the casas. If you read my INCREDIBLY detailed posts (since you are posting here you must be able to read things here) you have a list of all of them with phone #'s - have the cabbie call them, and pay him a buck extra for the call.

Avoid Fenix.

If you have any Spanish to speak with hi, just call Sergio at 853*7332 and have him take you to Cervezeria Mou C$200, Lorena C$320, Claudia C$250, and Morena's is open again, C$300.

Digital Curry
05-04-05, 03:58
I am seeking advice about Expatriating to Nicaragua or Central America.

Especially if where it would be safe to buy land without it being seized by the local government. Is Nicaragua too unstable?

Also, how are the girls? Good attitude?

Hot Diggidy Dog
05-05-05, 08:05
The girls are largely poor and willing to do the horizontal Gueguense for little cash. The government is corrupt, and p4p is illegal, so it's not as cheap for you as it should be -- whoever sets it up takes lots. The other thing is appearance -- Nica women may be an acquired taste for you.

Land isn't too expensive yet, but plenty of problems exist -- one issue is many of the places you'll be offered if you go there and express a willingness to buy are not actually owned by the person taking your money. Also, Nicaragua has a history of expropriations of foreign-owned assets.

If you can afford a thin risk of being wiped out, and can deal with disease/power outages/high local prices on imported goods, Nica can be OK. If you've got a thick wad of cash and are willing to live with luxury but without normal comforts, Nica is great -- get a beachfront house for 100K in outlying areas, import your first $10,000 in household effects tax free, and hire a few servants to take care of you cheap. If the political situation goes bad, you can scoot overland to Costa Rica, and have a story to tell. If not, and with your assets saved elsewhere, you can live well.

How much money does it take? Well, last I checked the Nica govt would let you live there as a pensioner if you had $400 a month coming in.

Look carefully, take a trip or two to make sure it's right for you, and have an escape plan if you're going to do it at all.


I am seeking advice about Expatriating to Nicaragua or Central America.

Especially if where it would be safe to buy land without it being seized by the local government. Is Nicaragua too unstable?

Also, how are the girls? Good attitude?

Noguera
05-06-05, 01:01
I don't want to start some "flaming war" here, but I must disagree quite adamantly with many of the statements previously made by hot diggity. Sorry. I formerly lived and worked in Nicaragua for eight years and found it by far my most favorite locale in all of Latin America. Sure the place is incredibly poor, and a dump, but the people are wonderful, gentle, and really great. There are many excellent real estate opportunities along the beaches, in the mountains, and throughout the country. Working with a reputable realtor is a must, and getting "title" certified, guaranteed and insured is a must. I take very strong offense to the comment about the government being corrupt. The Bolanos administration is probably the best, most honest, and truly decent government this country has had in the past 100 years. I know Bolanos personally and he is a truly wonderful and great man. There are also numerous businessmen that are dedicated to growing Nicaragua out of the 3rd world. They can be reputable, brilliant, and very dedicated.

Though Nicaragua has its problems, it is not a true 3rd World, Banana Republic that is rife with corruption. You must be careful, but it is an honest place.

The girls are no where near as beautiful as Colombia or Venezuela, but they are sweet, fun, cut, and if you get the right girl in the right relationship. They will fuck you to death. The best sex of my life has been with Nicaraguense!

Sorry, hot diggity, I really don't want to flame you but I quite strongly disagree with many of your comments.

Adultj
05-07-05, 05:42
The flight from LAX to San Jose was terrible. Correction, the flight was okay it was the wait/boarding that was terrible. I flew LACSA. They had probloems with their reservation system and that caused a 3 hour wait. I just was able to board my 1:00am flight. Due to all of the passengers I was allowed one carry on. I checked one small bag and it was lost. That bag had my clothes and digital camera in it. I will never fly LACSA again.

I arrived in Managua on 4/28/05 @ 4:00pm on time. It was hot, very hot. I booked a room at the Hotel Almendro. I called two weeks ahead for a hotel sponsered taxi. The taxi was a no show. Fortunately, the airport is not to far from the hotel.
The Hotel Almendro was clean. I rented the double for $55.00 per night with tax. Many mongers have said this was a good and girl friendly hotel. The girl friendly part was correct. The hotel was adjacent to a construction zone. In Nicaragua there is no such thing as a compression gun. Every morning I heard pounding and hammering. There was also a music store across the street and they had the music at full blast in the morning. That sucked. Especially after being out until 4:00am every morning. I would not stay at this hotel again.

I was not able to find all the casas listed. I was able to find all the strip clubs. Here is my run down.

Hollywood- The best girls can be found here. $5 entrance. All cabbies know the location. I did not see any chick below a 7 ymmv. I met a chick named Shakira. Her real name is Claudia. She is about 5"9" you can't miss her she is the tallest girl there. I arranged to meet her outside the club. The club will charge you about $250 for an hour on premises. Claudia wanted $100 for three hours. I gave her $80 and I bought her dinner. She was okay. BBJ everything else is covered. DATY, Multiple positions. No rush. DFK. She was worth the $80.

You can't go wrong at Hollywood's. Just make sure the girl meets you somewhere else or its costly.

Red Palace - There are a lot of fat chicks in here. 30 cor($1.75) to enter. I was not impressed.

Cueto Club - The cabbies will no where it is. This place was cool. I went here on my last night and decided to break the rules. I paid for the chick onsite. Her name was Magadalena. She was an 18 year old spinner. She had small tits and just a little stretch marks from being a mom. She only weighed about 100 pounds and she was 5'. Took me to the back room. She nstarted nout mechanical. I image she did not have much sexual experience. I told her I needed a bad girl and she just was not good in bed. That must of hit a nerve. Off came the condom for a bbj and some dfk. Everything else was covered. I popped twice. It cost me $125. I know, That is expensive, but it was my last night and I said F##k it.

Mayo 27 - There was not much to look at here. If you like voluptuous women, this is the place for you.

Lips- Closed down

Polankos - Whoever said this looked like the Titty Twister from Dusk Til Dawn was right on the money. I have travelled to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and I am from Compton, CA. This place was the roughest place I have ever seen. There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.

Vale Todo - This was the best strip club in Managua ymmv. The girls were 6,7,8, and two nines. I picked a blond Nica with green eyes. I cannot remember her name. I arranged to meet her outside the club for $75 for three hours. She gave me three hours worth of sex, but it was nothing to write home about. That is why I don't remember her name. Anyway, while I was there on Friday night some locals had two chicks doin' a lesbo show. It was great. A lot of pussy lickin' and finger bangin'. I enjoyed watchin' it. I did not go to any other clubs.

The Casas:

My cabbie to my to the first casa. It was a small house with six girls. They were all 5 and 6s. I had just stepped off the plane and I was horny. I nailed this short Nica. Here name was Nurickya (sp). She was mechanical. I had to ask her for a bj. That's never good. I don't know the address, but no matter.

Luz y Sol - This place was great. I selected Alison??? This place had four girls. They were 6's. The place was clean and it had hot water. The massage was great. The sex was good. CBJ, DFK, DATY, Rim Job, and mutiple positions. This chick had two kids her her tetas were sagging, but her personality was great. I The price was 350 cor. for one hour. No rush. It was relaxing.

Fennis - This place was dirty. It had pornos showing, but no hot chicks.
I went to the place behind the tire shop. I don't remember the name, but it was worth a visit. The chick I had was a 19 year old Nica. I bought her a drink and we talked for about an hour before we did the deed. The rooms here were clean and the have mirrors all around. My Nica was mechanical in bed. She did perform all the tricks, but with not a lot of enthusiam. There were other chicks there who were probably better.

I did not Make it to Casa Morena or the other places listed on this board. My advice would be to get the local classifieds and call around.

I did use the escort massage service. This was a good service. The woman on the phone asked specific questions such as hair color, body type, and sexual skills. I chose a blonde named Amanda. She was great. Nice body and lovely brown skin. It will cost $65 an hour, but she was worth it. This was the gfe I searched for the entire trip. She had great oral skills and liked "perrito". The phone number is in the yellow pages.

I picked up one street walker. She stood out in front of the Intercontinental. She said she was 22, but she looked younger than that. I took her back to my hotel. I two minute cab ride. She was a spinner as well. She told me she had an 18 month old, but she has no signs of child birth. Okay oral skills, but the mussage she promised me was great. Multiple positions. No bj. 150 cor, plus I gave her and her friends some food.

MetroCentro Mall - No luck

Plaza Inter - No Desire

Managua is not for the faint of heart. There is no centralization to it. I will not demean any country, but this place was not for me. I would have had a better time had my luggage not been lost. The good thing about this place was everyone was nice and humble. I also felt safe;minus Polankos.

All of the chicks smoked. I hate that. There seems to be more of a deperate attitude among the people here. More so than the other places I have visited. I have been tainted by the ways of the Colombianas so this place was no comparison. The girls were nice, but many of them were not in shape. The best thing about this country was the sex industry does not shut down on Sunday and it is untamed territory. It was like Tijuana with out the gringos. If you go, have fun. Pay the extra money and stay at the Princes Hotel or Intercontinental. I hit Brazil for my 30th B/Day. I cannot wait. Sorry for the lack of photos.

Grand Pollo
05-08-05, 04:37
See comments between the quoted text.



. I booked a room at the Hotel Almendro. I called two weeks ahead for a hotel sponsered taxi. The taxi was a no show. Fortunately, the airport is not to far from the hotel.

GP:The Almendro is at least 20 minutes from the airport - maybe 30 with a bit of traffic. Are you sure you were there? This sounds like the Best Western.

The Hotel Almendro was clean. I rented the double for $55.00 per night with tax. Many mongers have said this was a good and girl friendly hotel. The girl friendly part was correct. The hotel was adjacent to a construction zone. In Nicaragua there is no such thing as a compression gun. Every morning I heard pounding and hammering. There was also a music store across the street and they had the music at full blast in the morning.

GP: The rate is US$46 with tax and a tiny continental breakfast. Across the street are two houses. No music store. Behind is the back part of the UCA campus. I have no idea where you were. I was there March 23-29 and there was no noise or construction and nowhere to construct anyting either.

Cueto Club - It cost me $125. I know, That is expensive, but it was my last night and I said F##k it.

GP: I am amazed that anywhere especially Cueto Club costs 2,000+ cordobas - this is a rip off and is amazing if true.

Lips- Closed down - GP: yes for a year or more.

Polankos - Whoever said this looked like the Titty Twister from Dusk Til Dawn was right on the money. I have travelled to Colombia, Panama, Mexico and I am from Compton, CA. This place was the roughest place I have ever seen. There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.

GP :If you meet the manager early he is very nice (though looks like the tough vampire guy in from Dusk till Dawn) , quite accommodating and the prices are very good C500 - for a stripper and the love hotel across the alley. Across the street is the Venus Club - C500 onsite with any stripper you like.

Vale Todo - This was the best strip club in Managua ymmv. The girls were 6,7,8, and two nines. I picked a blond Nica with green eyes. I cannot remember her name. I arranged to meet her outside the club for $75 for three hours.

GP: $75 is as appalling as $125.

The Casas:

Luz y Sol - This place was great. I selected Alison??? This place had four girls. They were 6's. The place was clean and it had hot water. The massage was great. The sex was good. CBJ, DFK, DATY, Rim Job, and mutiple positions. This chick had two kids her her tetas were sagging, but her personality was great. I The price was 350 cor. for one hour. No rush. It was relaxing.

GP : It is called Luna y Sol, and is a good choice. they will try for more from tourists. I pay C300.

Fennis - This place was dirty. It had pornos showing, but no hot chicks.
I went to the place behind the tire shop. I don't remember the name, but it was worth a visit. T

GP :Fenix is the place next to Llantas Kelly, the tire shop. I agree it is filthy and creepy at the same time. Drinks are as much as the girls.

I did use the escort massage service. This was a good service. The woman on the phone asked specific questions such as hair color, body type, and sexual skills. I chose a blonde named Amanda. She was great. Nice body and lovely brown skin. It will cost $65 an hour, but she was worth it. This was the gfe I searched for the entire trip. She had great oral skills and liked "perrito". The phone number is in the yellow pages.

GP: $65 an hour is just a little worse than $75 and 1/2 as bad as $125 in a town where all night is C700 ($42)

Grand Pollo
05-08-05, 04:42
I take very strong offense to the comment about the government being corrupt. .

You have that right - the voting process is clean and monitored and watched over by the army and the most honest democratic general they have - even for civic elections -which I observed there earlier this year. you cannot bribe the traffic cops, the immigration and customs guys are not looking for a penny (and welcome tourists with open arms) .

Try the DR for corruption with every level of government and a hand out for something at every turn - cops, customs, passport control, everyone.

The Nicaraguans will go out of their way to help you with a problem and expect nothing.

Coxslinger
05-12-05, 01:16
Monoghan wrote: The girls are no where near as beautiful as Colombia or Venezuela, but they are sweet, fun, cut, and if you get the right girl in the right relationship. They will fuck you to death. The best sex of my life has been with Nicaraguense!

Good post: I've yet to visit Nicaragua, but have enjoyed many of their fine young women during four visits to Costa Rica. They tended to be very athletic and gave a good hard session. I would like to visit there at some point, once I improve my spanish perhaps.

Coxslinger

Grand Pollo
05-21-05, 18:53
Arriving tonight in Manauga until the 29th. Several new casas advertised and Morena's has reopened, so I will check them out between regular girls who are as of now stacked up like planes at the airport. Daytime is usually free for me so I have time to scout. The daily paper El Nuevo Diario - google search on that name, in the Clasificados section, then the Bellazas category always has the ads of the newer ones.

Grand Pollo
05-26-05, 19:56
Managua Update - May 21-28th - the start of the rainy season, hot and humid beyond belief.

Casas:

Existing and still not recommended:

Tantra - horrible neighborhood made up for by dirt cheap pricing. Take a gun then don't get out of the car. Very unappealing girls if you live.
Gloria (tourist pricing) - if not for that it is an OK location and an OK suite of girls
Bella Mary (extreme tourist pricing) - and they don't tell you about the price until you are coming out of the room
Yami (dump) - just a plain ol' dump
Privado Lady (dump and double priced) - and the oddest layout in Managua, like the catacombs
Karina (dump) -hot, dirty no A/C and in a bad location
Fenix (dump and scary, dirty drug addicted girls most of which are stoned and 1/2 asleep)

Existing and Still Recommended:

Claudia I - new girls - still C$250 /hour 266-4595. Two of the new girls are cute.
Morena - reopened and always good service C$300 - some English speaking girls and the madam speaks perfect English
249-5883, 249-4886, 885-8414
Lorena - C$320 (e.g. asking now for US$20 vs. priced in Cordobas) - 268-1283 -Yugo the boss speaks English - his wife is the Lorena of the name of the place.
Cervezeria Mou - hard to find (Sergio knows) - friendly service for C$200 and the quality varies - 628-9698


New and Not Recommended:

Ruth - mediocre looking, one frumpy girl, hot premises
Karol: only C$100 and in a bad barrio and the price should give it away. Two gun rating.
Capricho - near Bolonia, 5 girls, C$250, one quite pretty one the rest are old or ugly or old and ugly.

New and Recommended:

Claudia II - new premises , same as Claudia I (above) - much cleaner and nicer than C#1 and closer as well. Number of girls varies at times. 860-9840
Morena 2 - new premises , same owner as Morena and very close to Centro - two floors, new condition, nice girls but C$400 as the new place has higher rent and may in fact become the only place she uses eventually. See the list of Morena numbers above

Unlike the DR the C$ continues to be adjusted by the central bank - currently around 16.60 to $1 US, a 30 cordobas change since March. Prices to not adjust wildly. Carretera Masaya streetwalkers are still C$200 for an hour or so and still are not that great to look at, period.

Note unless the girls live at home and many do, it is VERY easy to get the girls' numbers and arrange after hours or daytime or the day off at quite great deals - C$500 to 600 for one great girl I currently know who comes at 8 p.m. and leaves at 8 a.m. Very good service. The casas themselves will try for as much as US$100 for overnight and you just cannot do C$1660 worth overnight, so you'd be better off with 5 sessions instead.

Note without Spanish ignore this tip - you 'll never manage to arrange this type of external trip out of the casas. Buying a card phone when you arrive is a good idea - right now you can get TWO from Movistar for US$60. Brand new, so US$24 or so is also available for one phone.

Jaimito Cartero
05-29-05, 01:28
Polankos - There is a night club downsatirs and a strip club upstairs. I was there alone so I did not stay long. This place was in the worst neighborhood I saw in Nicaragua.

This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.

Grand Pollo
05-30-05, 03:27
This was my favorite place on my last trip to Managua. I'm a bit on the adventurous side, and I took my taxi driver in as well. It's not for the faint at heart, I guess. :)

I never made it upstairs, as the chicas downstairs held my attention.

Given the surprisingly inaccurate other information in that post you refer (such as the mysterious addition of a music store across from the hotel) to it is clear this person has not seen the really bad areas in Managua. Polankos is in a more or less industrial area and while it is pretty tough inside with some of the guys that hang around there it is not per se that bad a neighborhood. Try Santana, Villa Venezuela, or Ciudad Sandino.

Better yet a daytime stroll through Mercado Oriental. See if you come out the other side in one piece.

Perry Mason #1
05-30-05, 22:12
Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM

Ford
06-01-05, 00:41
Digital Curry,

The general rule is never buy property in a foreign location until you've had a chance to live there for a year first as a renter.

If you've always lived your life in the West and now plan to just pick up and move to Central America chances are that after a year or so you'll be ready to pop smoke and change venue. You see the ads all the time in Honduras, Mexico, Costa Rica where Gringos have finally had it with the Developing Country Infastructure, the Language Barrier, the Culture, etc.

Unfortunately, if you pay Gringo prices for land or property in Central America you'll never be able to make any return on your investment. Additionaly, ensuring clear titile on land purchases in the region is more messy than anything I've ever seen in the U.S. Read Caveat Emptor!

Once you have a few years in country experience and mastery of the language you might consider buying something.

PM


Excellent post! As a disciple of the website www.escapeartist.com and a traveler who has been to 10 different latin american countries looking at real estate - I would never consider moving to a country in central, south or caribbean latin america w/o renting for at least a year or so!

The difference between searching for real estate on the internet and paying gringo prices as compared to getting yourself "entrenched" and comfortable in a country and paying local prices - might save you ....oh around $100,000 usd or so........ :)

Jaimito Cartero
06-01-05, 07:47
An important detail is both with titles and with squatting laws. Costa Rica has some strong squatters rights, so you can't just leave your land and hope to come back in a couple of years and find it intact.

From a discussion I had with my Taxi driver (who's wife is a lawyer), it seemed that Nicaragua was much better in this regard. I'd always recommend checking out on the local Ex-Pat discussion boards (check out Yahoo-Groups). I was going to start a group for Nicaragua, but like most stuff, I didn't do it, after my first visit. Another guy did, and it seems to be moving along good.

Ford
06-02-05, 18:40
In the United States peoples right to their purchased property is sacrosanct but in some latin american countries the sytem is very different!

In Costa Rica for example laws protecting the right of squatters (or precaristas) dates back to the agrarian days of the late 19th c. when the government believed in everybody's equal right to own property. In an effort not to have the country bought up by rich, absentee land owners and have the majority of the populations working for other peoples gain - they developed very powerful laws protecting squatters rights.

Today, in Costa Rica if a person settles on your land and remains for a period of three months it can often be very difficult to move him. After one year he can lay claim and take possesion of the property as his own.

In Nicaragua, yes the situation is significantly better however it is never a good idea to purchase property and leave it largely untouched for a lengthy period of time. Only buy property that you have plans to develop reasonably soon. :)

Cheers,
FORD

Todo Poderoso
06-16-05, 02:52
i was in managua last saturday. like several posters have posted, managua is a very unusual latin america city. for example, there is no such thing as a central park or a downtown area. so, businesses and action tend to be rep001tered around a wide area. thus, making mongering very difficult.

at around 12 pm, i decided to check out this place called morena. tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.” when i went inside i was the only monger there. the place was immaculate. there were around 3 chicas , i give them a 5 at the most, they really weren’t my type. however, i didn’t feel like taking a hot ass taxi ride across town in rush hour traffic with 100 plus degree weather, no ac. i chose this petite chick. she said her name was maria and that she was 20. we went upstairs and her fee was 250 cordobas for half an hour. the upstairs room were really top notch. the room was huge and had air conditioning and a walk in closet. if this place wasn’t a cat house i would have considered staying here as a hotel guess. the girl told me that she loved brothers and gave a decent bbbj., then we did it several position and i came on her titties, i asked about anal, she said no. i thanked her and went on my way.

on my way back to my hotel, la casa blanca, $15 a night close to the tica bus terminal , i was being hassled by a group of guys trying to get me to go to their hotel. i normally ignore those little trolls until one of them said my favorite word in the spanish dictionary, “chicas.” i told him where? he said that he can arranged them to come to my room for 100 codobas and that they usually hang on the bar a block away from the tica bus station. i told him i was going take a quick shower and meet him at the tica bus station in 25 min. however, i was so tired from the brutal bumpy 8 hour bus ride from san jose to managua that i just feel asleep.

the next day i took a trip to granada. as i was getting off the bus a local offered to carry my bag and walk me to my hotel. as we were walking towards my place, i inquire about local action, he told me that around the central park sw start hanging around 10pm and the quality was quite good. at 10 pm i decided to walk towards the park. nevertheless, i saw a lot of unsavory looking characters on my way to the park so i decided to turn back and check the local non pro action. i went to three bars, they all are a block away from the bac bank. the first one i think the name was la fabrica, this place was basically a sausage party, way too many dudes, the gang type. the cover was 50 cordobas and was all you can drink domestic beer. the second place was called el nuit, it was directly across la fabrica, and the crowd in here was little too bourgeois and old for my taste. they had live music, i ordered a drink and left after 30 min. the last place was a bar/club named el club. this place had more chicks and high tourist density. there were a lot of older male expats there which i concluded was a sign that take out was available. an aussie day trader made small convo with me, i asked him about action and he told me that any girl in here was available for around 20 bucks a night. i thought that was a bargain since this place had a lot of 8’s,9\s and even few 10’s here and there. nevertheless, the aussie monger was wrong only the 7< were pros and even those weren’t too receptive of brothers when i approached them. so decided just to order a drink and just chill and enjoy the music. this older white chick made eye contact with me and came over to holla. she was a german and was in granada on vacation. to make a long story short, after 15 min of talking i had my hands all over her. i tried to take her back to my room , however, she was on her period and i don’t get down like that. i stayed with her 20 more min said good nite and went back to my room to sleep.

Grand Pollo
06-16-05, 21:08
The area around Ticabus is full of gang members - no SW in Managua accepts 100 cords so you ran the risk using a tigre of getting robbed or getting what would have to be a hellish bag and a half for 1/2 the going streetwalker rate. 100 cords is US$5.88 right now.

Nothing happened either way but this would be low on the list of recommended practices for others if you want advice.

Note there are two Morenas - the one you mention is on Carretera Norte closer to Metrocentro - her other one near Bello Horizonte (details in my previous posts) is much better has more girls and also is clean and has A/C .

Vic Nate
08-12-05, 16:30
I am going to be in Nicaragua for 2 weeks ( Aug 15 - 29) to check chica places ; I am looking for hotels costing 20-30 dollars a night , clean, with fan or AC , secure and of course chica friendly.

I do not want to spend 40 dollars and above for a place where I will in all probability use for sleeping mostly.

Security, cleanliness and chica friendliness are the 3 main factors besides the cost factor. For Managua.

Write soon please; in return , I promise detailed and factual reports with photos.

Jaimito Cartero
08-13-05, 22:50
Vic,

You may be able to find a hotel that will give you a good rate for weekly stays. I tried to save some money on my last trip there (only a few days), and had a pretty mediocre hotel stay. I ended up going back to the Almendra.

I did a quick search, but didn't find anything too reasonable. Perhaps if you contact a travel agency in Managua, they might be able to help you.

Vic Nate
08-13-05, 23:34
I know I am asking for a tall order BUT I was able to find in Granada where I will be also visiting a place called " Casa de Dona Pilar" where with negotiating I got a great room with satellite TV and free Internet day & night , a swimming pool,and chica friendly, for 30 dollars a day .

Their website address is : www.granadanicaraguahotel.com

One of my objectives in going to Nicaragua is to prepare a list of clean,secure, chica friendly places in the price range of 20-30 dollars a night.

One must not forget that most Nicaraguans visiting from Granada, Leon or Matagalpa for business or vacation cannot afford the Princess or Intercontinental room charges. The key here is to find where they go .

I will keep the search.

Greetings everyone,

On 11-16-05 I was advised by email from the owners of Casa de Dona Pilar that they are most definately NOT interested in doing any business with any member of this Forum.

Thanks,

Jackson

Grand Pollo
08-14-05, 17:35
As per the same thing in his PM to me, there is no such thing in Managua that is not filthy, non A/C or in a terrible barrio. Maybe for a week the Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial which is $35 or so +IVA on their web site but they never reply to reservation inquiries and it is in the middle of nowhere at Km 8.5 C. Masaya, and there are cabs few and far between that far away from MetroCentro and the Zona Rosa.

Almendro at $46 with taxes is so far hard to beat.

I am sure even farther afield from Managua than Granada (which has zero opportunities) will be cheaper but what is the point with no girls or casas? The smaller the town the less you find as the girls are less anonymous.

Locals are not anywhere near as picky as tourists so I am sure you can find $10 rooms suitable for locals visiting the city but nobody in their right mind would stay there. I would question how welcome the sole gringo would be in a Nico cheap hotel especially bringing back Nica girls in front of them

Good luck with the quest. But for $10 it is hardly worth the effort.

Grand Pollo
08-14-05, 17:40
At around 12 pm, I decided to check out this place called morena. Tell any cabbie to take you to “semaforo el dorado” (the el dorado traffic light) from there just walk up the block towards a double story tan house, the house actually has a sign that says “morena bar.”

The cost for a taxi to take you right to the place won't be any different than stopping at a busy intersection and walking there.

Note also the Bello Horizonte original location is closed and all the operations are in the new place for Gina's place.

AlexDude
08-14-05, 22:10
Hi all,

I just want to post a report on my latest visit to "Vale Todo" Club, in a neighborhood (or is it a street?) called Monsenior Lazcano. I went there on a Thursday night. I asked a cabbie to take me there, he seemed to know the place, so he took me there no problem (it was a bit expensive, because I used on of the cabbies outside the Intercontinental hotel, where I'm staying : $8 bucks, round trip).

Anyway, I got in, the guy at the door tells me that there's an admission fee of 25 cordobas that will be added to my tab, I say no problem, he lets me in and I see a few good looking girls, and not many men (kind of weird, it was already 10 PM). A table with 5 or 6 oriental guys drinking scotch, and me. That was it.

I ordered my ice cold "Toña", and 1 minute later, this very cute girl approaches me. Her name is Rebeca, tall brunette (or did she just look tall because of the ultra high heels she was wearing?), short red hair, very very nice ass, small but beautiful tits, great legs, wearing a glow-in the dark thong. Very nice first impression. So, she sits on my lap, starts touching my dick, and starts putting her tongue in one of my ears. We were talking for a while, and she asked me to dance with her, which I did. My hands were all over her ass and tits. All very exciting. We sit back down, and I was able to stick my finger right in her pussy. She didn't seem to care. She then asked my if I wanted to go to the "habitacion" (spanish for room), I reply "Yes, sure, why not. How much?" She goes: "130 USD one hour". I say "No way, it's outrageously expensive." She then suggested that I talk to the manager, which I did. He then agreed to let me have her for 110 bucks. I said that it was still expensive, and that I wasn't going for that. He then offered to let me have her for 100 bucks, which got me thinking (the girl was really hot). However, I said that I would only pay 80 US. The guy thought about it for a while and then said yes, I could have her for 4 Jacksons. Cool!

So we go inside the room, and she asks if she can have a drink. I ask her how much and she said 100 cordobas. I said OK, and the action started. The room was fairly clean, there was a bed in it (small, but a bed). Three condoms on the bedside table. She started by kissing me. I really liked that. She didn't look like she was going to rush it or anything. She looked very confortable and horny, which i thought was very cool. That made my hard on grow even more. Then she starts kissing my chest and going down. Next thing I know is that she has my dick in her mouth. BBBJ! Deep throat and everything. She asked if I wanted to finish in her mouth. I loved that. I was really turned on by that question. This girl gives great head! Three minutes later, I squirted all over her face. Great facial. After that she gave me a great massage. Then I started finger fucking her, and she asked me to fuck her doggie style, which I did. Then missionary, cowgirl, doggie again which made me come for the second time. No knock on the door yet, so we got to it a third time. A great fuck! And I think I spent more that an hour with her.

She gave me her phone number. I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

I liked the "vale todo club"

Grand Pollo
08-17-05, 03:28
A couple useful points:


Other than the $15 airport to centro cab fare, the most a cab will cost (exclusive to you, e.g .not shared with others en route) is 30-40 Cordobas between Metrocentro/UCA and Monsenior Leszcano (or frankly, just about anywhere else in town). Since Plaza Inter is 1/2 way there (unless you meant the Intercontinental Real near Metrocentro), that would be about 20 Cords. So if a taxista wants more than this (which is no more than $2.50) , take another cab. There are taxis fixed to stands at the hotels, and they are not worth the money - walk to the street or the mall and save in this case 75%. Just on principle.

I am seeing an ex-Vale Todo girl. They get only 25% of the girl drinks ( CC they get 1/2) and they get less than $25 of the fee for all night, or at the time and thus are ripe for getting a cell # and meeting at closing or in the daytime.

She told me onsite for an hour is around C$500 to C$700 depending on the girl , certainly not nearly C$1400.

$80 US is C$1,344. All night for a Cueto Club girl is US$40 and a salida which they seemingly make up on the spot, around C$300 or C$400. There is not one chica in Managua worth $80 all night let alone on premises for an hour. None.

Polanco and Club Venus are C$500 on site (well Polanco is at the love hotel across the parking lot but it is included).

When you use the phone number make it clear she is not getting $80 for an hour or even all night at your hotel , which at both Intercontinentals will be a tough thing to get by the staff. C$500 to C$700 is enough for anyone all night and that is like 8 to 8. Call Pizza Hut for a C$200 special if need be.

Vic Nate
08-18-05, 16:26
I arrived a late ( 8:30 p.m.) at the International Airport and after talking to the Tourist guide at the airport for suggestions ( yes, there is a free Tourist guide ) who graciously phoned some hotels , among them Almendro, and they were full.
so, I decided to go to Estancia La Casona and a large room with AC plus morning breakfast came to 41 dollars taxes included; it is in the area where Sol y Luna is found . The Estancia is chica friendly and supervised by a very shy deskgirl but very businesslike.

I decided to hire for 16 dollars a taxi driver for 2 hours to be my guide and to take me around . We went to Polanco where security is heavy with 2 security guards in the parking lot inspecting even the trunks .

Inside for a late Monday evening there were at least 10 girls , most of them by themselves. I got offers to have a duo in my hotel room for 800 cordobas but did not take it.

I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening!

Grand Pollo
08-20-05, 03:05
Are all the women as ugly as in the Photo Gallery here?

Thanks for any reply.

What an idiotic question. Yes they are. Please do not go.

Grand Pollo
08-20-05, 03:07
I left and on the way back met a 7 chica asking for 20 dollars for as long as I wanted ; she claimed to be 22 with 2 small kids babysat by her mom. She was GFE , high heels with blinking lights on them, miniskirt , and a good attitude. She did BBBJ , missionary, perro, and she seemed to enjoy it , all of this after giving me a full body massage. Her name is Iliet or something like that. I met her on the Carretera Masaya.

Not bad for a Monday evening!

For how long? The going rate is C$200 ($11.90) and all night no more than C$500 ($29). For C. Masaya girls. Still if it was more than an hour and more than one time it was fairly priced. Lots of real hardcore girls there so be vigilent.

Vic Nate
08-23-05, 20:19
Well, you may be right as I am new in this city and country ; but it was 1 a.m. and my dick was hard ; she was young looking with these blinking high heels platform shoes and a very short denim skirt and a nice hard body.

I spent 1 1/2 to 2 hrs with a full massage before sex.

They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.

You are right on one point concerning hotels : the 10 to 20 dollar hotel rooms in the Tica bus area are definitely not for North American as to standards : rain can seep in the rooms, sometimes there is no hot water or just one slim towel is provided or the room is dark even when the sun is shining outside ; on top of that, after 10 p. m. I was forewarned by the receptionist to watch for "" ladrones"or robbers. It definitely was not worth the risk, so I upgraded to 46 dollars a night at Santo Domingo Imperial with breakfast included and air-conditioned as well as chica friendly.

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AlexDude
08-24-05, 18:44
Hi all,

I just want to say that you should all be very very careful with these girls on Carretera Masaya. If you're don't pay attention, some of them will steal from you, especially the ones outside the Pharao's Casino.

One night I figured that I would walk from my hotel (Intercontinental Metrocentro) to the casino, and then I would take a cabbie to some strip joint. That would save me the taxi fare. I would save a few bucks, the hell I did. As I was walking past the chiken restaurant (Tip top), one tall, not very good looking girl approached me, asking me if I wanted her service (200 cordobas). She offered a massage and a blow job, and I said no thanks. As I kept walking she hugged me from behind and tried to put one of her arms around my neck I told her to stop, and to leave me alone. She scared the shit out of me. I turned around when I felt her hand extracting my wallet from my pocket, which I didn't allow of course. However she did manage to steal two 10 dollar bills I was carrying outside my wallet, as I found out later. So, to make a long story short I had to grab both of her hands and tell her to fuck off. I was a second away from punching her in the face if she pulled out a knife or something. Luckily for me, a cabbie saw the whole thing and offered to help. He ended up taking me to the casino, and being my driver for the rest of the night.

I thought that neighborhood was supposed to be one of the best in Managua, the "Zona Rosa", where the rich and the tourists go. but even there you can get mugged. NEVER walk alone at night. not even in the Zona Rosa. and be extra-careful when hiring one of these girls.

Grand Pollo
08-25-05, 03:40
They will try to do little or nothing in the room , want $ in advance and will try to rip you off there too. Avoid.

Grand Pollo
08-25-05, 03:44
They seem all after midnight to ask for 20 dollars . Thanks for the information .
Polanco girls on the ground floor seem too concerned about money ; this girl told me she had been living with a French Canadian for a year and had the right attitude.
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They ask for $20 because they know that you'll pay them $20 (C$340). The price is C$200, which is $11.50, so, please don't ruin it for others by paying close to double. It is NOT $20 after 12 a.m. They only start working in any numbers arond 10 p.m. to begin with.

The Polanco girls downstairs that is a matter of negotiation, they know upstairs the "real strippers" are C$500 room included thus they can't ask for more than that, e.g. C$200 for an hour like the rest. Are you negotiating with them in Spanish?

For the location and despite they have a pool I think USD$46 for Hotel Santo Domingo is too much for a room. It is too far away for me and I have a car and driver at my disposal. They have posted rates on the rate card (at the register) and on the internet much lower than that - what happened?

Guys like the DR WAS, there are lots of good looking available girls and a lot more you can pick up in bars and stores etc., and there is no need to agree to the first price quoted for girls , hotels etc., it is a land of haggling.

Vic Nate
08-25-05, 16:33
Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice !

Vic Nate
08-25-05, 16:45
I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try !

Grand Pollo
08-27-05, 03:04
I did buy the paper called " Nuevo Diario " and was quite pleased to see under "Belleza" in B2-Masajes about 14 ads for massages ; the paper is published every day and is sold for 5 cordobas ( 16.8 cordobas for one dollar).
Here is how one ad read : Te ofrezco masajes,llamar al 863-4970 .

I did not check them as I prefer to see first before buying but it could be worth a try !

Any that are worded like that are "domicilio" (they come to you) and are a guess as to how ugly they are when they arrive, and tend to ask for ridiculous amounts, like C$600. Some are men as well, if that is your bag. Numbers that are not starting with a 2 are cell phones. This one is an 86 so that is a PCS cell.

Note without good Spanish and an understanding of directions in Managua talking on the phone is very frustrating as there are no street names, no numbers on the buildings and all directions are by a starting landmark, directions relative to the lake and the sun. Also if you sound like a girngo the price quoted is often higher, than locals. I have my driver canvass them all and we tell them on arrival we already know the rate. They also overstate the number of girls on site by roughly 100%

The ones with addresses are casas, and almost all are a waste of time other than those filed tested by yours truly several dozen times. Example, Bellamary's is a clip joint, Tantras is a hole in a shitty barrio. I have been to every one and check out every new one every trip. Read my past posts and stick with those ones.

If you have interenet access Diario is online with their clasificados as well so you don't need to pay the C$5 if you are not going to read the whole paper.

Grand Pollo
08-27-05, 03:10
Thank you for telling it like it is when it comes to prices for hotels and chicas !
You are quite right to say Santo Domingo Imperial hotel price is high; I did mention that on the web site price quoted is 35 bucks but I was told that prices have been changed but the website manager is late in registering these new prices and not knowing any comparable hotel in Metro Centro area or Zona rosa as to standards and chica frienliness I decided to pay what was asked.

I think they also took me for a ride by asking 5 dollars to wash and iron 5 pieces of jeans and T-shirts; they also charged me 3 dollars for a local phone girl with a girl in Managua calling from the hotel.

As to Carretera Masaya chicas, yes, they may be dangerous but I was in a taxi with the driver who steered me away from Transvestites he called dangerous and how to spot them even under heavy make up that could fool the unsuspecting monger.
I will make sure to keep the prices down for me and for other mongers; yes, I can haggle in spanish and manage well enough to be understood and to understand.

Thanks for the advice !

OK, El Almendro where you could have stayed (if one reads the advice here and heeds it hint, hint, hint) for the same amount, charges local calls by the time of the call - one to a hard wire phone, e.g. with a 2 is about 10 cents for a minute or so. I will make 10-12 calls on a trip and pay maybe $4 when I check out. They charge $10 for the entire washer and dryer for a load washed and dried. I just use the sink, actually and they have irons in the rooms.

At what you paid H.S.D. is too far from anything to be of practical value since there is no "value" , mongers take heed.

On C. Masaya there are no travesties as they are called - they are on the road where the Alhambra Cinema is off (west) of C. Masaya. Though enough females on the Carretera are ugly enough to qualify as guys. TS's are also near Hospital Militar at the top of the hill.

Vic Nate
08-30-05, 03:59
I finally did go to El Almendro on Sunday August 28 and I am happy to report that definitely standards and price are way better at El Almendro than at Santo Domingo.
First, Almendro is closer to the action ( a mile at the most from Metro Centro where the Food Court is a real plus , plus available semi-pro chicas in the Mall if one is willing to smile and start a chat).

Secondly , El Almendro provides a Microwave oven ( not Santo Domingo) and a larger size fridge and plenty of cutlery, dishes and glasses if one wants to eat in( not so at Santo Domingo).

Furniture quality and lamps beat by a long shot Santo Domingo.

Guys, I experienced it at both places. El Almendro is definitely a better deal over all.
Sometimes though, it is booked solid ; I would appreciate knowing a second similar hotel for times when El Almendro is booked solid.

Vic Nate
08-30-05, 04:19
I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.

Grand Pollo
09-02-05, 16:39
I hit the Carretera Masaya with the help of a taxista( taxi driver ) at five dollars for an hour and cruised around ; it was approx. 8 p.m. and there were about 5 girls, Sunday August 28.

Two thirtyish chicas and two early twenties chicas.

Grand Pollo is right : A curvaceous twenty offered to come to my hotel for 200 cordobas and I sensed I could haggle the price down but out of sympathy accepted.
She was the GFE as she did BBBJ and french kissing and moaning and seemingly enjoying herself.

A relaxing Sunday before hitting the pillows for a good night sleep. Thanks Grand Pollo for showing the way to the right price.

I didn't say you could negotiate down from C$200 , the price is C$200. There are limits to being cheap. What I did say is US$20 is not the price ever.

NB: The five onsite are due to 8 p.m. being a trifle early in the summer. Around 10 p.m. there should be maybe 20.

FastFishRacer
09-15-05, 21:08
I arrived in Managua last Saturday and was met by a driver Luis that was suggested by Grand Pollo. I checked into the El Alemandra as suggested and cleaned up after my flight.

About and hour later my driver picked me up and took me to a casino to kill some time till about 9:30. We went down the strip to check on the action and picked up an absolutly georgous girl. She was pretty and had nice DSLs nice body and young., 18 or so.

After a brief negotiation by Luis she setteled on $40 for the night. We went to a disco to hang for a while and she also agreed to go to San Juan Del Sur for a coouple of days with me. We then back to the hotel.

She was young and inexperianced but she gave good bbj and then we fucked for about and hour.

After waking up in the morning a got a quickie and showered. It was then that without the make up I started to become suspicious that she was probably younger than she presented herself to be, even though she had a baby.

I then decided not to take her withme as I didnt want problems just in case.

It was awsome. All I can say is Grand Pollo is the master. He knows his stuff. The only thing he was wrong about was He said the chances for a weekend escort were slim to none, it was very possible.

On to SJDS.

Vic Nate
09-16-05, 02:38
I have met on the Internet a mature lady ( 40-year old +) and travelled to meet her in person. She is the mother of three daughters , one working part-time, and the other two unemployed or student.

The first night, I managed only a kiss on the lips after paying a full dinner.

The second night , after going night clubbing and dancing, I managed a French kiss.
The third night , I was able to bed her but she refused to spend the night because of what her daughters and extended family would think of her if she did so; she never managed to tell her daughters and office colleagues that we had slept together and made love.

So guys, you can understand that in Nicaragua it is difficult to sleep with a girlfriend the same we do it over here in the great free land of North America.

Behave accordingly!

Grand Pollo
09-17-05, 01:58
After a brief negotiation by Luis she setteled on $40 for the night. We went to a disco to hang for a while and she also agreed to go to San Juan Del Sur for a coouple of days with me. We then back to the hotel.

It was awsome. All I can say is Grand Pollo is the master. He knows his stuff. The only thing he was wrong about was He said the chances for a weekend escort were slim to none, it was very possible.

On to SJDS.

$40 for the night is a little high maybe by $10 for the street girls. But not terrible. All Nicas have cedulas after age 15. Always ask for it. Always. I would not normally recommend a street girl for all night let alone a weekend trip but there are always diamonds in the rough. So in all fairness I didn't even think of suggesting a street girl for that, since there is really no vouching for them which you have a bit in a casa.

I have been pretty unimpressed with the street girls, you did OK so it sounds as long as she is legal. I would not travel with her unless you are certain. And you are not so wise move.

Tuna Man
10-11-05, 16:45
I have been to Costa Rica several times over the past five years, and think it is time for a change. My fellow gringos with more money than sense have driven P4P prices through the roof. Also, the hotels and resturants are nowhere near the prices they were only five years ago.

Also, although I have always had a good time in CR, I just have to go someplace new. I guess it is just the adventurer in me. I can speak enough Spanish to get by, so speaking English is not really important to me.

I have always had a good time with the Nicas in CR, so thought it would be interesting to check out Nicaragua. What do you all think of how Nica and CR compare? Is it worthwhile spending 10 days here or not?

Thanks in advance

Noguera
10-15-05, 03:50
greetings from the cardiac recovery unit in the managua hospital! i am here recovering after being absolutely fucked-to-death by an old girlfriend that worked at vale todo years ago, and one of her friends.

on saturday afternoon i was driving across managua to go pick up lila and her friend at 2:00 in the afternoon. i had asked lila to invite a friend so i'm thinking that lila's friend will probably be fat, ugly, and a cold fish in bed. but i wanted her to invite someone that she is comfortable with. if she is in bed with someone whom she likes, and trusts, and is a friend, well … then i am going to have more fun with both of them because they will be more comfortable with one another. so, in order to have a fun 3-some, i was willing to take one for the team and do lila and her homely friend. i can always focus on lila and the sex would still be tremendous. i pull up in front of lila's hut and she walks out in this tight, long red dress that really accents her cute little ass. and then walking right behind her is this totally hot, i mean really sexy, tiny, spinner friend of hers. stephani is wearing really tight, low-slung hip-hugger jeans, killer ass, flat cute little tummy, she has breasts (not tiny like lila, but real tits) and this really pretty face, with big kissable lips (angelina jolie lips), and pretty, thick hair. i mean stephani was really cute and totally hot …… not the fat, ugly chic i was anticipating. her lips were really great and she was really quite good at how she used them. she had a magnificent little tummy. she is really sexy. in the car on the way to the hotel lila is totally cool, laughing with stephani, and i am visiting with stephani and not only is she totally hot, but she is really a fun person. i am thinking i have died and gone to heaven, but first i have hit the lottery.

we get to the hotel and visit for a while and the whole time i am just lusting for stephani so she and lila peel off their clothes and stephani's body is absolutely killer. perfect sized breasts, long nipples, perfect legs, and a beautiful pussy with just the right amount of hair. lila doesn't have any tits but i love her tummy (you could bounce cordobas on that thing), and she has the best little ass, and i think the cutest pussy in the world! i wish i could describe how incredible it was. we start out by lila saying that she and i know each other's bodies quite well, so i should direct my initial attention to stephani and we two should get to know one another better. always being the gentleman, i rollover and start sucking on these perfect breasts and nipples and touching every inch of stephani's body. at first it was a bit awkward as lila is walking around the room while i am eating-out stephani and stephani is a bit tense watching lila walk around, and then stephani's first orgasm kicks in and all inhibitions are lost. after her first waves of the bit "o" subside she now pulls my head out of her crotch, slides on the first (of many) condom, and we start fucking away. stephani is really enjoying getting fucked, lila is moving about the room, and i am focused until stephani gets the dick-in-the-pussy "o" #2. this was basically the modus operandi for the rest of the afternoon. i would eat stephani while lila was sucking me off, i would be fucking lila while fingering stephani, as soon as stephani would cum i would hop on lila and bring her to an orgasm. it was absolutely incredible. by my count i am guessing that lila came at least 6-8 times, and stephani somewhere from 4-6 "o's".

at one time i laid on my back and had stephani climb onto my face and i went to town eating her pussy. this was marvelous because i could lay there and lick away, while touching her entire body and watching her really get into it. she was really working the headboard of the bed. next thing i know i fell these lips around my dick, and sucking away. now, i am thinking this is about as close to heaven as a man can get. i love eating pussy, and stephani was straddling my face, with the feeling of my dick in a woman's mouth. then i can feel lila stop the blow-job (i can't see her because stephani is riding my face) and hear her grab a condom and put it on me. then i can feel lila climb aboard and start fucking me! now, just imagine this pleasure. one totally hot woman, with perfect tits and nipples and tummy is quite literally fucking my face, while another starts screaming her orgasm while she is riding my cock! i only wish i had more eyes so i could have watched lila as well as stephani. this was as good as any porno i have ever watched … only it was me in there doing the hot babes!!!!

the crowning orgasm of the afternoon came when i realized that both stephani and lila had relaxed and were both totally comfortable with all of us fucking one another. i am literally between lila's legs and fucking away and she is in the throws of one of her screaming orgasms when up behind me a hand comes between my legs and starts playing with my balls. stephani is rubbing her perfect tits and tummy against my back and playing with my balls while i am bringing lila to climax. tell me this didn't feel absolutely incredible. lila lays there completely satisfied, my dick is still in her, so i turn around and start making out with stephani. lila's done … so stephani pulls me down on the bed and shoves my head between her legs and i love eating her pussy. stephani is moaning and purring, i'm loving it, and then lila comes back to live and starts rubbing my entire body and playing with my balls. on comes condom #127 (yeah right) and i slide into stephanie. we are now pumping away, stephani is moaning, rolling her eyes and wrapping herself around me, i am staring into this beautiful face, deep french kissing her, fucking away and lila is all over my body touching me, rubbing her body up against mine as i am fucking stephani and then lila really starts playing with and working my balls between my legs as i am getting stephani off. next thing i know, it hits me, these two are going to get me off!!!! gold mine! so i am fucking away, stephani is starting to cum, lila is playing with me and wham … the big one! i am cuming like a fountain inside of stephani. that was tremendous. you can see why this was probably the best three hours of sex in my life.

lila never in the past was all that into blow jobs (she always has loved receiving oral). this afternoon she was into sucking on me like no woman i have ever been with. i mean she really was into going down on me …… and she was really good at it. so, she must have learned it from somewhere? probably her old dancehall days. anyway, the crème-de-la-crème was that we three were all getting dressed for me to take the girls home. i had already gotten on my shirt and my pants and was standing by the bed when lila comes out of the bathroom fully dressed in her blouse and dress. stephani is still in the bathroom getting ready. lila pushes me back on the bed and says to me that she has to have it one more time! i say, you're kidding, we are all dressed. just once more, quickly she says and grabs my pants and pulls them completely down and immediately pounces on my now erect dick. she takes all of one minute sucking-me-off like she is dying of hunger and my cock is the only meat-cycle she has ever had. while she's blowing me she slides off her skirt and panties then climbs up on the bed, rolls over onto her back and spreads her legs. not being one to ever deny a young lady her wildest desires (and this was getting pretty wild), i slip on a condom, climb on top and stick it in. now, my bare ass is pumping away in the air and lila is quite literally moaning pretty loud and she probably climaxes within less than 45 seconds. by now stephani has come out into the room and just is laughing while lila is cumming and i am pumping away. lila then probably had her hugest orgasm of the afternoon and i thought this tiny little thing was going to squeeze the actual life out of me!!!! it was like a total porn movie. so, we take a few minutes and all get dressed again and lila starts smiling and looking at me …… so i hold up my fingers like a cross holding back a vampire to keep her away.

it was an incredible afternoon of sex. both women were totally hot, both were fucking and sucking like i have never had, and they even helped each other while i was fucking the other one. it was easily the very best sex i have ever had in my life. while i was straightening the room with the girls in the bathroom, i picked up 8 …… that is correct … 8 …… used condoms. and it was my dick that was inside all 8 condoms, which in turn were inside two hot chicks many, many times!

Vic Nate
10-17-05, 01:12
I plan to be in Managua on December 24 in the evening . I have two important questions begging answers from the experienced :

1) Is there action for mongers on December 24 ? If so, where should I investigate ? I am talking here of a place to pick up semi-pros with whom I could pass a few hours at a bar and then take her to bed.

2) What about public bus transportation ? I have plans to go and visit some locations like Leon, Granada , Esteli ? Is bus transportation provided on the 24th and the 25th?

It has been mentioned that a disco called El Chaman is a good place to meet young Nicas without having to pay for taking her to bed . Anybody has been to that disco ?

Do Nicas expect gifts at that time of the year and if so what are they mostly looking for ?

Thanks to all.

Grand Pollo
10-19-05, 04:24
Vic the 24th-26th are deader than dead. Even Burger King is closed, McDonalds, malls, restaurants, bars, nearly everything except gas stations. If you have no chica to meet it is a waste of a visit. I DO have and I still am not arriving until the 26th and then at 9 p.m. Last year was a bust.

The girls are nearly welded to their families at Xmas and NY Eve as well. And you trust me are not part of the picture.

There are a LOT of buses north and south - the smaller ones - microbuses leave from UCA - well the other side and go all over the place - for $20 or so you can buy all the seats and get the whole thing to yourself - ask as some are local and some (most) are expresos.

There are really cheap buses that leave near Huembes Market but you would not want to save the $2 and use them , and they stop every 50 feet.

Ticabus and Nicabus as well head to Costa Rica or towards Honduras and some will stop enroute in major towns in on the main highway (2). They are like Greyhound buses.

Never heard of that disco - I am there in 3 weeks and can look, though Nico discos are not what I would recommend without a bodyguard.

Grand Pollo
10-19-05, 04:37
Due to someone or someones making asses of themselves with attempts at bringing in obvious minors from Carretera Masaya or a different girl two times a day they are limiting "guests" to one if you pay for a double. Other girls who come incur a charge of $50 US for the privilege of coming in and all have to provide cedulas and also sign a registration card.

This happened between August and October as they told me last week.

The one totally monger friendly place around the corner about a block from El Al is Casa Real, $65 single, $75 double, bring in girls that don't stay all night you pay single - they are there the next day you pay double for that night only. It is a very nice place and used to have a great brothel across the street, which might explain their liberal policy.

Note I suspect after 10 p.m., 6 p.m. on Sundays when the office girls have cleared out , an 80 cent package of cigarettes is an adequate bribe for the guards who will not give two shits what you do. Clear the girl out before 8 a.m. when the office staff or worse, the owner arrive.

Vic Nate
10-24-05, 06:36
Gran Pollo, thanks for the info regarding the bus system to go to Leon. I got the word from a female friend living in Managua that bars and restaurants are OPEN on Christmas eve and Christmas day !

Regarding El Chaman, the disco, the information I got is the following : " El Chaman is just one block away from the Inter-Continental MetroCentro Hotel, del Inter Metro Centro one cuadra arriba, 278-6111. Attended by plenty of security personnel the entire time you are there. Thursday to Saturday from 8 p.m. till 3 a.m. Salsa, cumbia and merengue music. Mostly college students.

The new policy at El Almendro will cost quiet mongers more. Has anybody checked Hotel Europeo ( del Canal ) at 37 dollars + taxes for a private room with bath?

Grand Pollo
10-26-05, 02:25
Gran Pollo, thanks for the info regarding the bus system to go to Leon. I got the word from a female friend living in Managua that bars and restaurants are OPEN on Christmas eve and Christmas day !

Regarding El Chaman, the disco, the information I got is the following : " El Chaman is just one block away from the Inter-Continental MetroCentro Hotel, del Inter Metro Centro one cuadra arriba, 278-6111. Attended by plenty of security personnel the entire time you are there. Thursday to Saturday from 8 p.m. till 3 a.m. Salsa, cumbia and merengue music. Mostly college students.

The new policy at El Almendro will cost quiet mongers more. Has anybody checked Hotel Europeo ( del Canal ) at 37 dollars + taxes for a private room with bath?

Well I was there the 25th- Jan 1 last year and nothing was open (25th, most of the 26th and the 1st) day or night but the food stores in the Esso and Texaco. i am not counting the "Gringo Motel" Nico bars (the gringo goes in and doesn't come out) but maybe. I don't think so, as we were all over the barrios and it was dead dark, dead quiet nothing.

Also note - there are NO cambistas either so getting cordobas is a hassle. I now leave with 2-3000 each trip.

The El Al policy is $50 PER GIRL. Other than the one you check in with. A girl a night you are paying $95 a day. Europeo is not GF at all, it is in fact a place that runs a program for drug addict kids or something so no surprise there.

If I find a better place I am keeping it to myself from now on. Nobody can be discreet and ruin it for all. Coming in at 2 a.m. shitfaced drunk and noisy with two street girls is not too subtle.

Casa Real, 1 block away is a better choice. Don't ask don't tell policy.

No idea where the disco is. I presume my driver would. I don't go to discos anyway.

Get to the microbus area early and pay for all the seats (8) as the don't leave until full and full is really full with 8 in a Toyota van. $16-20 for the whole thing is pretty good.

Pescador Loco
11-09-05, 06:30
I was wondering if anyone had any info on the Corn Islands or the Atlantic Coast. About a year ago I was visitng Mangagua and hooked up with a girl, a Nica, I met in one of the casas in El Salvador. She mentioned that another monger guy she met there told her he was heading to the Atlantic Coast. When she asked to go with him he told her it would be a sin pecado to bring a girl there kinda of like bringing sand to the beach. Maybe it is a good non-pro scene. Any experience out that way?

As for Managua, I did hit the Diamond Club and the newly opened Elite..both rip off joints. I had a few drinks and watch the shows but that was it. Later I went to the Matrix disco across from Tre Fratellis on Masaya. Lots of hot young Nicas shaking it. Got a phone number and we went out the next night. The staff at the Seminole gave me a hard time letting her in after dinner (she was conservatively dressed). After some cajoling and getting kinda pissed the guy gave up and said if I could get past the front desk fine with him. Luckily there was no one watching at that moment and we darted upstairs.

So anyone done any exploring in Atlantico?

Tuna Man
11-09-05, 17:24
Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?

Ford
11-14-05, 00:15
Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?

I was last there is January. I found that the Holiday Inn Select is not only comfortabe, clean and new but also "friendly". I "pushed the issue" and nobody gave me any problems even though the elevator to the floors is directly across from the front desk- I think it is probably your best bet.

I have heard the Crowne Plaza can be a headache to bring in girls.

cheers........

Grand Pollo
11-17-05, 19:44
Are there ANY hotels in Managua that are chica friendly without a fee?

Casa Real doesn't care if you bring in an antelope as long as it has a cedula. Novel pricing - $65 single but if she stays all night then it is a double only for that night:$75.

10 visitors a day though, no concerns and no charge. It is a block south of the Almendro. Has a web site, not handy to me now but easy to find on google.

Rabo Verde
11-17-05, 20:46
Hey that sounds like fun! Where can I find a really HORNY antelope in Managua????

Grand Pollo
11-19-05, 03:05
Hey that sounds like fun! Where can I find a really HORNY antelope in Managua????

Casa de los Antelopes.

Actually the girls at Club Venus across from Aqui Polancos come close to livestock generally, so you could start there.

Vic Nate
11-28-05, 10:27
Guys, I understand Gran Pollo reluctance to provide more hotel names to mongers who display conduct unbecoming to sophisticated mongers.
I am willing to take a chance ; so , here is TWO hotel names you can rely on for being chica friendly :

1) Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial, telephone 505-276-0332-42, email info@santodomingoimperial.com
As of August , the going rate was 46 dollars with tax included; if the chica sleeps until 6 or later you pay double rate that is to my recollection 10 or 15 dollars more.
Address : Carretera a Masaya Km. 8 1/2

2) Estancia La Casona, telephone 266 1685
As of August , the going rate was 36 dollars with tax 41 dollars , single rate. If the chica does not stay past 5 , you pay single. I do not know about the extra if she stays, so ask.
Address : Canal 2 , 1 C al lago 50 Vrs abajo, Casa No 1215; a good taxi driver should find his way.

As always, guys, BEHAVE !
Good luck!

Grand Pollo
11-29-05, 02:14
I suggested in PM to someone, the Santo Domingo Imperial - tip - call them vs. using their web-mail system since they don't bother to reply.

It is quite a distance from the Metrocentro area - at Km 8.5 so you are 5 miles away from the centre and that far south there is dick all to see, do or buy - it is 4.999 miles from the streetwalker girls on C. Masaya for example.

With a driver or car it is OK and has a nice pool too.

The rooms are VERY plain. Cross between a hostel and a hotel in Texas in the 60's.

Don't know the other one, depends where Canal 2 is. Don't know if they mean a TV station Channel 2 or there are numbered canals.

Vic were you a guest in both or did you just call or ask? They may say anything to get you in there.

Ford
11-29-05, 07:21
Hi Guys,

Nice tip! This is the first time I had heard of the Hotel Santo Domingo Imperial. Decent looking rooms, grounds and pool and according to their website only 5 minutes from Managua's downtown! (anybody tell me where the hell Managua's downtown is? :D)

Being centrally located in MGA is important as everything is so spreadout. I asked once about the Best Western Las Mercedes by the airport. If I had stayed there I would have spent my entire vacation in a taxi.

How is the Presidential Suite at the Hotel SDI? $70 isn't bad if the room is a big improvment over the singles.


cheers..........

Vic Nate
11-30-05, 00:25
Well , I did stay twice in Santo Domingo Imperial and once in Estancia La Casona last August.

Imperial has a pool, a reasonable breakfast area and a bar and a pleasant reception area. It is more like a Motel but an average one. Yes, it is 5 kms away from Metro Centro ( about 25 - 30 Cordobas , about 1.50 dollar) to get to Metro Centro by taxi. You can walk( 4 minutes) to 24-hr gas stations which provide an enclosed area for fast food together with a small convenience store to buy staple items ( beer, chips, bottled water, bread, milk,etc.). The hotel room has a small fridge and a good color TV with cable.

Estancia La Casona is close to the area where you find the offices of the Embassy of Costa Rica . No it is not a TV Canal . Here is their address in Spanish : Del Canal 2, 1 cuadra al lago ( norte), 1/2 cuadra abajo( oeste), Bolonia. Their website www.estancialacasona.com They provide room service, ironing,fax & internet, private parking and airport shuttle.

Noguera
11-30-05, 03:07
(anybody tell me where the hell Managua's downtown is? )

Ford ...... great comment. I loved it. You had me rolling in laughter.

Grand Pollo
11-30-05, 04:28
Vic - the address Km 8 1/2 on C. Masaya means it is 8.5 Km not 5 from MetroCentro where the highway starts. With a driver or infinite patience to hail cabs it is an OK choice.

Ford there is no downtown - what there was was destroyed along with 50,000 people in about 4 minutes in 1972 by an earthquake. Nobody wants to rebuild much near where it happened. The old cathedral near the Palacio National is near ground zero.

The la Casona web site looks suspiciously like the Santo Domingo web site, perhaps the same principals. No idea what they mean by Canal 2, though in Spanish Canal is Channel. Bolonia is an OK location, Sol y Luna is there and you are fairly close to the Msr. Lescano area with a few casas. Lots of hoodlums at night though, and way too many hippie backpackers.

Ford is bang on: the location of the Las Americas is horrible unless you want to live in a car, the one advantage is the ability no not use a taxi to go to the airport which is 50 feet away. The Camino Real is bad for the same reason.

Noguera
11-30-05, 15:35
I know Ford quite well and he also really knows Managua well. He was joking when he asked where downtown is. It was a good joke.

Canal 2 is one of the principal television stations in Managua. It is located in the barrio of Bolonia, about 5-6 blocks south of the Tica Bus terminal.

The '72 quake "officially" killed 20,000 people in Managua. Modern geological and civil engineering would easily allow the rebuilding of large buildings in what was formerly "downtown" and where everyone says they cannot build. Gee ... aren't the new Casa Presidencial and the new Telcor buildings smack dab in the heart of this "no construction" zone? Bolanos has enough to worry about without having his office collapse around him!

Grand Pollo
11-30-05, 18:27
I'm going to have a look at this hotel in December I think.

Vic Nate
11-30-05, 21:04
Accept my regrets for the confusion I may have created . Yes, it is 8.5 kms and yes it is a TV channel.

I still think though the prices , in spite of the distance, are good for a monger willing to pay a taxi a few dollars.

Grand Pollo
12-01-05, 18:06
I agree the prices are quite fair, if chicas are not an issue then even better. The SD is simple but a great pool makes up a bit for that, and I think the la Casona is worth a look so I will drop in this month. Bolonia is a better location given the two choices, than 5 miles south of town.

Ford
12-02-05, 01:11
Bolanos has enough to worry about without having his office collapse around him!

In all my travels, Managua is not only just about the only city I've ever been to w/o a downtown area it may also be about the only place w/o numbered streets. Ask a girl that you meet for her home address and she gets out a compass and a surveyors' map! :D

......"I live in the red house that is 100 meters south of the big green house that is 50 meters west of the corner with the Texaco station on it."

The problem with rebuilding MGA is that it has an active fault line running directly underneath the center of the city and [secretly] everyone is waiting for the next "Big One"!
cheers all.........
(Hi Noguera)

Noguera
12-02-05, 02:25
I realize this isn't naked girl talk ... nor fucking hot chicas information ... but Managua is such a funky and surreal place you just have to enjoy its total absurdness!

Ford is "almost" correct in his discussion of street locations. Actually, when the chica you are dying to fuck is giving you directions she never uses north, south, east, or west (no one even knows these directions). They always use "al lago", towards the lake (north); "a las montanas", towards the mountains (south); "arriba", where the sun comes up (east); and "abajo", where the sun goes down (west).

My favorite marker point in Managua is "el arbol", which is near Monsenor Lezcano. El Arbol is translated as "the tree". Now how do you find the fucking tree in a Central American city with maybe 10 million trees? Not "a" tree ... but "the" tree! The best hoot of all is that for maybe 10 years there was not a tree at the corner which was known as "el arbol". Ex-president Aleman (when he wasn't too busy embezzling millions) actually had a ceremony where he physically planted a tree at "el arbol" ......... only in Nicaragua. What a country!

Grand Pollo
12-02-05, 21:36
Never heard other than "sur" for south though. Also directions are fequently from where things used to be most notably Donde fue Sandy's. So a visitor needs to know the former location of landmarks, and as you point out, the tree.

And named traffic lights, such as the semaforo rubenia or el dorado.

I sent mail to someone with such directions, using a part of a barrio as the start (Villa Libertad part of Villa Venezuela) , a hardware store, then description with colors of the house, and compass turns,and a card got there is a little over 10 days. Vs. the DR where they have addresses but the delivery standard is, well, never.

Noguera
12-03-05, 01:24
It is amazing isn't it? I cannot believe that the local DHL driver/mailman can find the little shacks, alley-ways, and toe-paths in the barrios of Managua. Did you send your's via regular mail or DHL? It is even more amazing that regular mail was delivered. Many times I have sent DHL to ……

desde la clinica salud Villa Venezuela
un media cuadra abajo, once andenes a las montañas,
una cuadra y media arriba
translated …
from the health clinic in Villa Venezuela
you go ½ block west, then 11 alleys/toe-paths south
then back 1½ blocks east
Without knowing more, there are only maybe 5-6 huts at this location!

Villa Libertad and Villa Venezuela are the two roughest barrios in the City. You must have been sending something to a "working girl" as that is the poorest part of Managua where a hell of a lot of the girls live.

Ford
12-04-05, 00:34
I think Jackson gives its senior members some wide discretion when it comes to conversations like these. Afterall, painting a picture of a city or country for those who have never visited is an important part of the decision process of where to go and what to expect when you arrive.

No, this conversation may not be specifically naked girl talk, but then again its just as important a part of planning your trip.

(besides its always fun to listen to Noguera's acerbic, sarcastic ramblings about corrupt government officials and misappropriated government largess) :D

cheers.........

Noguera
12-04-05, 02:28
I tip my hat for the compliment, Ford. Have I ever told you about the video of ex-President Aleman with a goat? I'll tell you over a beer next time at Casa Lorena.

Grand Pollo
12-04-05, 04:01
There are a lot of people in Villa Libertad/Venezuela and yes she was a working girl, she worked for the Ministry of Health when I knew her, and she still does. So that counts as working, right?

Another card to a girl working in the BAC building got there as fast, addressed just to the girl, her company, BAC buidling, C. Masaya. Didn't even need landmarks for that one when it is a landmark in its own right.

Both cases it was regular mail and service was quite good. I have to think the mailman gets to know who lives where in the barrios.

Vic Nate
12-18-05, 20:00
In Plaza Familiar strip mall on Carretera Masaya, a new night club has opened.

At the Galeria shopping centre , still in Carretera Masaya, there is a cinema place, and La Colonia grocery store where one can find a deli, a lunch area, and even Haagen Daz ice cream.

I should mention, though I have no interest in Santo Domingo Imperial hotel, that all these above places are not far from the hotel to walk.

Vic Nate
01-16-06, 01:59
Hi, guys, I know it is the site for Managua but this story is worth its value even if it is in Leon.
Get to Leon, from the city center where the Cathedral is located. Get a taxi and for 25 cordobas ask him to cruise the El By-Pass from Vicky bar to On the Run convenience store to look for a chica on the highway because El By pass is a highway.
SWs are very willing to bed you for an hour for 100 cordobas. Once you find one to your taste, take her to La Colmena for 70 cordobas for 2 hours , it is a hotel for quickies with sex videos and clean enough to spend one hour or two.
all considered : for 170 cordobas you will have a SW for one hour and a bed.
Enjoy !

Johnny Drama
02-01-06, 03:46
Ok, I've decided on Managua over Leon or Granada and need some help picking a nice hotel, close to the action, for $50-75 per night. Any Thoughts?

Thanks

Mn Student

Grand Pollo
02-04-06, 04:18
For pity's sake read the GD posts already. You might have to go past the first two. Read a year's worth then ask questions. One THIS page and the one prior are hotel discussions, prices pros and cons , why don't you try those?

Not to sound mean but it is tiring repeating current and perfectly good info. So read up then post questions. I am there 6-8 times a year, back in March.

Lorenzo
04-02-06, 19:50
This is the latest installation in my ongoing series of reports on my 30-day mongering tour of Central America. I am visiting 7 countries and will be mongering, or attempting to monger, in all of them and to post a report on each. In each case I will have read the respective country forum thoroughly. For anyone interested, I have already posted reports on Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, and Honduras. I am a veteran Rio monger but am spending this year looking for a possible alternative mongering spot in Latin America, due to the fact that the exchange rate has made Rio very expensive, and the fact that it is overrun with gringos who have managed to spoil a very good thing. I also want to stress the fact that these posts are not for veteran mongers in these countries, but for those, like me, who have never been there until now and would like some first impressions about what these countries are like. So, with this introductory verbiage out of the way, herewith my impressions of Managua.

Managua is a totally fucked up, disorganized, almost surrealistic city. I knew this before I arrived, both from this thread and from guidebooks, but experiencing it first hand is something else. I have been to places, Kathmandu in Nepal for example, where there are no street numbers; this is not unusual in Asia. But I have never, ever been to a city where the streets don't even have names! Unbelievable! The closest you can come to an address is to start with a reference point, often a traffic circle called a rotunda, and then to give directions from there. For example, I stayed at the Hotel Casa Real, a girl friendly hotel frequently mentioned on this thread. The directions to Hotel Casa Real are as follows: from Rotunda Ruben Dario, 2 blocks west, then 2 blocks south, then 1/2 block east. How they deliver mail, I don't know; maybe they don't.

But don't worry, it gets worse. I said in a recent post that the cabbies in Guatemala City were the worst I had ever seen. This was before I came to Managua. I believe that what happened in Managua was that they emptied out an institution for the mentally retarded and gave them all jobs as cab drivers. I knew about how to give directions, but I assumed the cabbies would at least know where the beginning reference points were. No such luck. The first cab I took was to go to a restaurant whose beginning reference point was Rotunda Ruben Dario. Well, the cabbie had never heard of Rotunda Ruben Dario, when even I, who had been there only one night, knew where it was. But we eventually got there. But the second cabbie, who I wanted to take me from the Metrocentro to the Hotel Casa Real, made the first one look like Albert Einstein. This moron didn't even know what 'west' was. I gave him the specific directions about six times, and still he didn't understand. He kept asking me, 'arriba? arriba?' Fortunately he picked up an older female passenger who understood my directions and told him where to go. If you plan to spend any time in Managua, it may help you to know, as someone at the Casa Real explained to me, that north is 'al lago,' south is 'sur' or 'a las montanas,' east is 'arriba' and west is 'abajo;' this is because of where the sun rises and sets.

I am going into all this detail to provide the context for mongering. After going through all this, I think you might understand why I didn't want to go to a 'house,' because the cabbie might not find it, and it might take me all night to get home. The yellow pages list some clubs and massage parlors which are obvious mongering sites, but I didn't want to take a chance. So, I decided that my best recourse would be an outcall service. I looked in the newspaper Nuevo Diario, but all the numbers appeared to be pagers. I've had trouble with pagers before, so I decided to look in the yellow pages again under 'masajistas.'

I hit paydirt with a service called Masajes Bellamaris, cellular numbers 8844755 and 8830105; I picked this one because they indicated they came to 'domicilios.' I asked if they came to hotels; 'claro que si!' It would cost me US$55 for an hour. I know that this is higher than prices I have seen elsewhere on this thread, but I assumed this was the gringo rate. So I agreed. They sent a girl named Jonaira. She was 24, only about a 6 in looks but with great attitude and first rate sexual skills: DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CFS. She gave me her personal phone number and asked me to call her. Since I was there for only 3 days and was going to spend a full day traveling to Leon, I didn't call her back, so this was my only mongering experience in Managua.

If I had to sum up Managua, it would have to be is a special category: not worth the trouble. It's easy to get laid there, but unless you are sufficiently intrepid to risk spending the entire evening getting a half-witted cabbie to get you to the place and another one to get you home, you're going to need an outcall service, which as always is hit or miss. But I had a good experience with Masajes Bellamaris, so I can give them a recommendation. The woman on the phone assured me that all their chicas are 'bonitas,' but of course she would. Nicaragua is definitely worth a visit, and I'm sorry now that I didn't plan more time there, but be prepared for the hassles. BTW, Hotel Casa Real is just one step above a dump, that is, minimally adequate, but it is very girl friendly. Hope this helps.

Lorenzo

Grand Pollo
04-03-06, 01:46
Well Lorenzo you found one taxi driver who can't find Casa Real or know where rotonda RD is. They all do since it is the one at Metrocentro. Nobody uses anything but south from actual compass directions as they have been using arriba, bajo and al lago forever so one should know that before going vs. expect poor taxistas to switch to east and west. (Moon's or Footprint guides will tell you this)

$55 is the same as C$950, which is 300+ % of the going rate. If you had read my posts Bellamary's is a clip joint with tourist price (was $50 now $55 apparently) . Girls on the C. Masaya some quite good ( two of whom jumped into the car with me last trip at the Texaco offering rather cute bodies and samples of ass and breast) are only C$200 or all night for C$500.

There are at least 6 reasonable casas that if called would tell a taxista their directions, you can go there and have fun for an hour for C$250 to C$300, vs. $950. Since as Ford knows it is a safe and relatively unspoiled destination your post does me good anyway. The fewer the better.

The prices, descriptions and lack of safety of alternatives like Honduras and Salvador certainly don't offer alternatives that make any more sense.

Ford
04-03-06, 02:46
I got to make a comment here. Now, you can pick on San Pedro Sula but watch it when you criticize Managua! (lol) :D

I admit there is a chaotic vibe to MGA but if you take a step back it all sort of makes sense and yes, I know, they don't have names on the streets. ;)

Lorenzo, the only explanation that I can think of is "is it possible that you're just not spending enough time in these places?" For example a place like San Jose Costa Rica is perfectly made for a long weekend, maybe 4 nights or so. Everything is centralized, easily accessible and convenient. To tell you the truth I've always gotten bored there after about 4 days, but SAP and MGA are towns that you just can't "hit and run".

You need to spend the time to develop things down there - with girls, with drivers and with the scene. It takes time, its not a "trampled through" tourist spot. Or at least not yet. Just a thought.

Grand Pollo - I'm packing tonight for my 11th trip to the DR and 4th to the capital. Figured I'd let you know since from the "other board" I know you're quite the south coast/BC expert. :)
SDQ- now there's a town that has been ruined and overpriced by sandal and black sock wearing, Spanish impaired, uninformed Gringos!! :(

cheers.............

Lorenzo
04-03-06, 04:14
Grand Pollo,

If you will read my post a little more carefully you'll see that I had two taxi drivers who didn't know where Rotunda Ruben Dario was, but my main beef was with the one who didn't know which way west was. There is absolutely no excuse for this, since directions are something that we learn in the first grade. So stop making excuses for these incompetents, since this is only likely to reinforce their remaining so. And you're right about Honduras but totally wrong about El Salvador; so far I think it's the bset mongering spot in Central America from a cost-benefit basis. I suggest you read my recent reports in the San Salvador thread.

Ford,

You're right that I didn't spend enough time in Managua, but I only have 30 days for 7 countries. But I didn't think I was especially critical of Managua, and I can see how one could develop an affection for it. I just don't think it's a good place to go to monger, which was my whole point in writing this series of reports, which was to give a fresh perspective from someone who has never been to any of these countries before to others who have never been there. If for other reasons than mongering one ends up staying in Managua for some length of time, then I'm sure that places to monger can be found. But tourists like me just aren't likely to fall into that category.

Lorenzo

Grand Pollo
04-03-06, 04:37
Ford not as bad as the sheep who pay RD$3000 in Sosua for RD$500 girls.

Lorenzo - in a town where they DON'T USE WEST, don't expect them to use west for directions, it is that simple. using your C$950 baseline (US$55) for Managua renders other comparisons wrong since you paid gringo prices , frankly, total newbie prices after I have painstakingly warned all and sundry against Bellamary's as a rip-off joint.

Are there cute easily accessible girls in Salvador for US$14 for an hour or US$35 all night? No bars, no girl drinks, no arguing with burly bouncers? You can get a beer in a Managua casas for barely more than the Texaco - like US$1.50 and the girls expect nothing.

Overall, I doubt it. And there are no gangs of any import and such which makes Salvador a mighty risky place in comparison.

You are doing a whirlwind tour without learning very much.

Ford
04-03-06, 13:33
Ford,

You're right that I didn't spend enough time in Managua, but I only have 30 days for 7 countries. But I didn't think I was especially critical of Managua, and I can see how one could develop an affection for it. I just don't think it's a good place to go to monger, which was my whole point in writing this series of reports, which was to give a fresh perspective from someone who has never been to any of these countries before to others who have never been there. If for other reasons than mongering one ends up staying in Managua for some length of time, then I'm sure that places to monger can be found. But tourists like me just aren't likely to fall into that category.

Lorenzo

O.K. I got you. Anyway, I didn't want to make it sound like I was criticizing your work. You made the effort, you visited the countries and you reported back in a candid, honest way. Can't fault you for that. Good job all around!

I get pm's all the time from guys who ask me for my advice re: a specific country or city and they say "when I go Ford, I promise detailed posts and lots of photos" - they return, they thank me and the board gets zippo, nada! :(

Anybody who takes the time to provide info for this board (good or bad) is a good guy. :)
cheers..........

Lorenzo
04-03-06, 19:40
. Anybody who takes the time to provide info for this board (good or bad) is a good guy. :) cheers..........
I completely agree with you here. Grand Pollo is probably a good guy too. But I still think he misses my point. I was a newbie in Managua and never claimed to be anything else. My posts, as I think I made quite specific, were intended to be for other newbies to give them an idea of what they might face. And good luck on getting cabbies to find a specific massage parlor or whatever when they can't even find a major rotunda, well known restaurants, and well known hotels. I don't mind paying US$55, which to me is cheap, when I'm just passing through town. I think this may be helpful to a newbie to Managua. And, not to belabor the point, but I don't know where the idea that San Salvador is dangerous comes from. I was there for 4 days and felt perfectly safe.

I read this forum thoroughly before planning this trip, and decided to spend the number of days in each country that I thought it merited based on both mongering and non-mongering activities. My estimates turned out to be pretty accurate. Four days was just about right for ES, 8 days maybe just one too many for Guatemala, 3 days maybe one less than necessary for Nicaragua, but not for mongering reasons. If someone has the time and money, I would encourage you to try to do exactly what I did, visit all 7 CA countries and monger in each of them. I've been having a ball and have no regrets whatever, even about the less than stellar experiences. By the way, this trip is basically a warmup for my next project, which is to visit 10 South American countries (all but the Guianas) on a 60-day airpass in July and August, with of course reports forthcoming. Maybe I'll even squeeze in the Guianas if I have time, but I doubt it. Anyway, happy mongering and a long and happy life to all, regardless of what path you choose. To quote an Irish toast: "may you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous husband."

Lorenzo

Grand Pollo
04-05-06, 12:11
I don't miss your point but what is the purpose of this board if you say you read it then go to the one place I quite specifically warned members against, leaving people with the impression, solely because your post is new, that this experience was typical. had you heeded past posts you would not have been taken for $55 in a $12 town. Newbies can at least minimize the risk by using this as a research tool first vs. later.

However you have confirmed that despite losing clients they continue to rip-off non locals by quite a wide gap.

OK - TO NEWBIES AND OTHERS - DON'T GO TO **BELLAMARY'S** (OR **GLORIA'S**) - IT RIPS OFF GRINGOS AND IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF THE TOWN .

AMERICANS: ESPECIALLY WITHOUT GOOD SPANISH AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR - AVOID ***SOL Y LUNA*** AS HE DOESN'T LIKE GRUMPY AMERICANS.

I don't disagree with Ford, that people who post are what we need, good or bad, less wrong vs. right would be more beneficial. On the selfish side, there have been a few newbies gumming the works with behaviour so maybe if your post keeps a few away that is a good thing for the rest of us.

But for members who rely on information about other locales, here is advice from someone who has been there 15 times:

Lorenzo's experience was atypical, the cabbies if you can talk to them in Spanish do know how to get around ( and there is a good English language taxista available on request) , you can phone the casas and they will tell the driver directions, and the price he paid for the service was far too much and if you read my past posts you can see what the prices are and the places to avoid.

Ford - I am going back shortly and with my extra guardaespalda and one firearm with one "guide" we are going to see the Callejon de los Muertes brothel in the centre of Mercado Oriental. Should be interesting

Noguera
04-06-06, 01:42
There is a brothel in the center of the Mercado Oriental? No way! The way every square inch of that place is wall to wall people, I am guessing you have to do it standing up! I would love to hear more about this adventure.

Grand Pollo
04-06-06, 02:07
There is a brothel in the center of the Mercado Oriental? No way! The way every square inch of that place is wall to wall people, I am guessing you have to do it standing up! I would love to hear more about this adventure.

Yeah I got a book called Solomon's House about old guys who take in the glue sniffing kids - We will be going in armed (legally) for this one however. It is 100 metres long with an old lady running it at least she was in 1995.

Both my drivers know about Callejon de la Muerte and think it will be a bit of a risk, but with a bribe or two as you know you can do anything . This place is girlies seeking in the C$50 or less range, e.g. $3. I don't plan to partake, I want to photograph the rooms and the girls.

I photographed the MO once with two guards to keep the pandillas and the glue kids at bay, this will be bleaker I think.

Grand Pollo
04-11-06, 21:39
I am in Managua right now- will update - maybe- if I can get some assurance that the people here won't print out the remarks and then take them to the casas and let the people running the casa read them. Like someone just did with my master list of where's what in Managua.

Same idea as don't show the girls photos posted to this site, don't show the articles to the subjects of the articles.

My newest girl who speaks fluent English, wants no more than $25 from 6 p.m. to 10 a.m. the next morning is bringing her sister to the hotel for a few hours of 2 on 1 today as an example. Of what's doable here.

Well they fought like two cats in a bag and thus nothing got done.

As to the Callejon de la Muerte if you can do 50 year old toothless women in a 50 degrees celsius room on a wooden bed with a cardboard mattress you can save a lot as the cost is only 20-30 cordobas, e.g. $1.15 to $1.80

With a camera and my two body guards, I was as welcome as David Duke at the Malcolm X film premiere. We didn't need the gun either but better to be safe than sorry.

Other quick updates - Claudia 2 has absorbed Cervezeria Mou with Amanda there as the madam, and the price actually went down to C$200. Best girls left though, the rest are quite average. 863-4970 for directions.

Claudia 1 the same as reported, mixed quality.

Lorenas still the same number can get quite boisterous with drunken Nico boys not partaking of the girls, you may want to leave or tell Yugo it is annoying and then leave. He may get the message.

New casa in the paper called Traveller's Rest (or similar) in Bolonia is a joke, they want C$500 and have one average room and one average girl, no idea how they think 200% of the going rate will attract clients. It won't and if they come as curious they won't stay.

The Buen Gusto you will find in the classifieds ( you have to read Nuevo Diario, C$5 daily, classified pull out section under Bellazas) is OK, clean and quite cheap for a limited selection at C$150, e.g. nine bucks.

Sol Y Luna has lost the German Michael as there was some hassle with someone or someones. It is now marginal, though worth a look other than on a Sunday when we went and thus is was empty save for the 4 Policia National playing cards at the bar. Bonus, limited robbery risk I suppose.

Morena is still the cleanest, best managed, best selection (well as long as you like darker girls from dark to very dark from the east coast) C$400 , C$600 at your hotel for an hour plus taxi.

Re: hotels the Best Western Las Mercedes is still a poor choice as being 20Km away is rather daft. Try Casa Real for less $.

Sergio is still available for daily rates at:

sergionicataxi @ yahoo.com

- only in Spanish - with limited Spanish and a translator or dictionary you can get by. He knows the casas like the back of his hand. Good and bad.

I have a English speaking driver and car that I can recommend , no e-mail though, more $ than Sergio and same knowledge of the area. Try Sergio first, I suggest.

Withough Spanish any LA desitnation is work, learn it *well* boys, then you can easily meet , for example Vale Todo, Cueto Club, etc., strippers who will come during the day for a few hours for C$400-500 vs. the $140US the club wants all night.

Money saving tip: a Vale Todo girl gets US$1.50 of the US$10 girl drink. Give her US$2 (C$30) instead and tell her - you get 50 centavos more, I save 8 bucks, and while we are chatiing, if you have a cell phone let's go out in the daytime, for C$500 or so, shall we? Answer often yes, yes, and yes, please. Some strippers earn literally zero for a night with no tips or girl drinks, and few punters actually take them out toda la noche for C$2000+++.

Also consider a phone for US$20 for a stay of anything more than a few days. Donate it at the end to a girl, but pay as you go phones are essential. Or you can buy minutes for Sergio to call for you.

STILL STRONGLY PROHIBITED/NOT RECOMMENDED:
BELLAMARY'S IN CUIDAD JARDIN
GLORIAS IN SAN JOSE ORIENTAL
GRINGO PRICING BLATANT OR SURPRISE AFTER THE FACT, WE DON'T NEED THAT TYPE OF HASSLE.

FENIX NEAR ROTONDA SANTO DOMINGO - DEAD DRUGGED DRUNKEN DREGS IN A "DUSK TO DAWN" DUNGEON. (note the swell alliteration here)

Note Aqui Polancos is still nifty if you practice safe and sane travel, security and drunkenness is kept limited, however the owner (Polanco) was murdered 2 weeks ago and all the payola to the police are becoming widely known and are a favourite of the newspapers to discuss. Quite fun to read. Learn that Spanish.

Vic Nate
04-15-06, 18:23
I have been to Managua 3 or 4 times over a 45 day stay in Nicaragua and I can tell you from experience that Grand Pollo knows what he is talking about.

Guys, do not try to reinvent the wheel and do not spoil prices for mongers who do not want to pay more than the going rate for a little bit of fun in the sack with a Nica.

That is the only reason I go to Leon because it is not yet spoiled by gringos who spend more than normal on Nicas always comparing with a hostess cost in the States or in Canada; well, guys, this is not the States or Canada ; so , you should pay as the men in Nicaragua do .

I'd like Grand Pollo or Ford advice , though, on this question : should a monger pay return taxi fare for SWs who want to get paid first before they do anything in the bedroom or should you pay both before the action ; I am talking about young SWs picked near the Metro Centro ?

Definitely, a cell phone is necessary as sometimes I suspect my "duena" to filter calls directed to me or telling I am not home or just not passing the messages.

Grand Pollo
04-16-06, 21:42
common courtesy dictates you provide taxi fare. also you usually pay them in 100's and as such, they may not have the 20 to pay a taxi, so keep 10 and 20 notes handy. however unless they are going a long way, 20-30 even at night is plenty.

as for paying in advance it is the norm in a casa, the sw's are pretty nervous about getting stiffed (after getting "stiffed"), you can offer to put it in plain sight on the table so they know you have the money. and unless you know what you are doing and have the guard bribed to watch the exit i strongly recommend not using sw's at all - they steal, they often are lousy, and by and large except the ones near texaco near metrocentro, they are large and really quite unattractive.

as for the ones at texaco, be very careful, many are ****. i saw a woman pimping her maybe 11-12 year old there this week. the ones who look pretty good may only be 14 or 15, get the id and remember having a cedula does not mean they are 18 - they get them at age 15 so posession is not proof without reading the birthdate.

as for my advice i don't care at all about people too stupid to appreciate it. so go, go! to bellamary's or gloria or overpay at a strip club vs. getting phone numbers. it won't hurt the smart ones as the smart ones don't do any of that crap.

and i will reiterate if you go to latin america you must be able to speak spanish - that's how you pick up the strippers, that's how you chat up the cashiers or girls in the supermarkets, that's how you get the local rate. it is also how you find girls in the casas with phones who will do anything to sneak out after closing or instead of going in the casa. remember the phones are as cheap as us$20 - a good idea to buy one the first day there. get text ability as sms is the way to chat with the girls who pay a lot less to text than to call.

ironically i just spent a week with a girl raised in miami from age 5-20, now 22, and who of course speaks perfect english though i read and write spanish better than she does, and even then i told her we'd speak in spanish most of the time anyway to keep in practise. c$500 (us$28) a 14 hour day from 6 p.m. to 8 a.m. or so, plus c$100 for her babysitter plus we did a movie or two and a few meals. nice company and a lot of fun in bed. guys, realize this is a 1 in 1000 situation. and i didn't even need it.

i took her to leon on friday so there was no opportunity to try vic's leon sw observations, though we did stop at a autohotel just for some quick fun on the way back.

Lorenzo
04-18-06, 04:57
This will be a summary of my recent month long mongering trip through all 7 Central American countries. I plan to post this report on the forums of all of these countries: Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama. As some of you know, I have alraedy posted several reports for each of the individual countries, some lengthy, some sketchy because there wasn't much to report. The responses to my reports were overwhelmingly positive, and I want to thank all the guys right now who posted positive responses on the threads and who sent me PMs. I got at least 10 PMs, all of them supportive, and I am grateful for these. A small number of negative responses were posted, all of them on the Honduras and Nicaragua forums. This was probably because I was less than enthusiastic about these countries, and some mongers apparently felt that I had insulted their favorite haunts. Now I am not an especially thin-skinned guy and can take my lumps, but I thought these few responses were surprisingly vicious. The posters seemed to feel the need to attack me personally. They seem to have no conception of the fact that reasonable people can have differing opinions on the same subject and still be civil to each other. I made it quite clear in each of my posts that it was my first time in CA and that I was taking this mongering trip largely out of curiosity to see how the mongering situation was in some countries I had never been to before. I made it clear, and want to make it clear now, that my reports are not intended for the veteran CA monger but for those, like myself, who are veteran mongers but who are new to this area, or at least some of the countries, and to this extent they may be helpful to some. If that isn't the case, well you can always ignore it and move on. But the negative posters just couldn't grasp this. They couldn't grasp why someone who is in a city for the first time might prefer to pay $55 to an escort service to have a chica come directly to his room for some excellent sex, rather than attempt to guide a brain dead taxi driver through the slums of Managua to find a hole in the wall massage parlor where he can get laid for $10. They seem to be unable to grasp that my time and my convenience are worth money too. These doofuses seem to exemplify Oscar Wilde's definition of a cynic as someone who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. But I guess some people will always be terminally stupid.

Anyway, on to mongering. First I want to make a few observations about visiting CA, based on my trips through these 7 countries, that some might find helpful:

1) With the exception of Costa Rica, the taxi drivers in CA seem NEVER to have change--NEVER. So you will be well advised, early in your stay in a country, to stock up on the country's smallest paper currency unit.
2) The taxi drivers in Guatemala City and Managua are the dumbest in the world--and I've been all over the world. In GC, always have the address written down. In Managua you can't even do this, because there aren't any addresses! By contrast, the San Jose taxi drivers seem smart and helpful.
3) Even top of the line hotels may not have all the amenities you might expect. For example, I didn't once see an English langauage newspaper in the 6 Spanish speaking countries; I guess they've never heard of the International Herald Tribune. This is surprising, because it can be found all over South America. What is even more surprising is that it is often hard to find newspapers even in Spanish; the Holiday Inn in Guatemala City had no newspapers at all. Similarly, if you need toothpaste or deodorant, don't expect your hotel to have it; you'll probably have to go to a tienda.
4) You will need to have some knowledge of Spanish--period. This is especially true in El Salvador, Honduras, and Nicaragua.
5) I found Central Americans to be exceptionally warm, friendly, and helpful during my trip. I even had the manager of a Guatemala City restaurant drive me back to my hotel when I couldn't find a taxi. I didn't meet a single nasty person. But read on.
6) In all of these countries, watch your back. Your physical safety comes first. If you don't know an area, don't assume it's safe. Take a taxi from door to door, even for short distances. Take only official taxis, and except in Managua, don't get in a taxi if another passenger is in it. (In Managua, taxis are routinely shared.)

Now on to my comparative country ratings. In evaluating the countries comparatively, I took the following factors into consideration: the ease of getting pussy; the quality of the girls, i.e., physical attractiveness, without considering their expertise; the quality of the sexual experience, which means the sexual skills of the girls, physical attractiveness aside; and price. For the record, I had sex in all 7 countries, 11 girls, 14 encounters (3 of them repeats, obviously). I'll make comments on each of these factors for each country, and then I'll give each country a rating from 1 through 10. What am I using as my paradigms? Well, I'm a veteran Rio de Janeiro monger, and to me Rio is the pussy capital of the world, so Rio would get a 10: easily available sex, beautiful girls who are highly skilled sexually, and reasonable prices (although Rio has gotten more expensive lately). Bangkok would get a 9.75, only because Thai girls are not always good kissers. As for a 1, I've never experienced a 1, but it would be something like what I imagine a conservative Moslem country to be: a place where getting laid is difficult or impossible, and might even be dangerous. So those are the parameters, and herewith the individual country summaries.

BELIZE: There is only one reliable place to get laid in Belize, which is Raul's Rose Garden near the Belize City airport. An hour with a bored chica or Belizean girl resulting in lackluster sex will cost about US$75. A few posters say they have gotten connections to girls from taxi drivers, but I had no luck with this. OVERALL RATING: 2.

GUATEMALA: Guatemala City has the highest concentration of quality chicas in all of CA, approaching but not equaling the termas in Rio. They are also very skilled sexually and I had them do everything I asked. However, it is also the most expensive. In the two best clubs, the rates are US$78 for 1/2 hour and US$156 for an hour, fixed by the club, not negotiable. There are cheaper places, but the quality of girls is nowhere near as high. Avoid the Club Elite; it's a ripoff for people on expense accounts and gullible tourists. OVERALL RATING: 8

EL SALVADOR: This country is CA's hidden gem. Pussy is readily available, All the girls I was with are quite skilled sexually, and DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS seem to be the norm. CIM was no problem. And it's incredibly cheap! There is a slight variation in the prices at the clubs, but the average is about US$25 for 1/2 hour and US$40 for an hour. So what's the drawback? Simple: the quality of the girls is not high. There are some attractive honeys available if you look, but the majority of the girls in the houses are skanks, and some are outright pigs. But as I said, the good ones are there if you look--really look. On the San Salvador thread, Cpteasy's posts are quite informative. OVERALL RATING: 8.5

HONDURAS: A wretched country; if Honduras has any redeeming qualities, I didn't see any. Don't come here for mongering. If you must come here, I suppose you can find something. You'll probably fare better in San Pedro Sula than Tegucigalpa. On the SPS thread, Ford's posts are pretty good. As for Tegucigalpa, forget it. It's easier to get laid in North Korea than Tegucigalpa. (If you think I'm exaggerating, I'm not: read my post from the North Korea forum: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=400531&postcount=44.) All I could manage to get was a hand job. As far as I could tell from the Tegucigalpa thread, that's all that anyone got. I read every single post on this thread and didn't find a single person who got laid or even got a blow job. OVERALL RATING: 1.5

NICARAGUA: Not quite as wretched as Honduras, but close. At least Leon is interesting as a tourist attraction, and I have heard Granada is too. Managua is a chaotic city where the streets don't even have names. Your best bet for mongering is to call an escort service in the Yellow Pages and hope for the best. I had good results from Bellamaris; cost US$55. OVERALL RATING: 4

COSTA RICA: Costa Rica, especially San Jose, is one of the best documented forums on this website, so I don't need to say a lot. Pussy is readily available, all over the place actually. The girls are uniformly good in bed, DFK/BBBJ/DATY/CFS the norm. Prices are reasonable; I never paid more than US$60 for an hour. Quality of girls overall is so so. There are some very attractive ones available, but a large number of skanks as well. Your best bet for finding quality chicas is the Sportsmens Lodge. What keeps me from giving CR a 10 is the fact that San Jose just isn't a very interesting city, so there's not much to do but monger. The tourist attractions lie elsewhere in the country. OVERALL RATING: 9

PANAMA: I didn't give Panama the attention it deserves, largely because I was doing tourist things like a canal boat ride, and I was recovering from being sick. I only mongered at one place, River Club, where I got a beautiful chica who was lousy in bed. Cost $US80 cash, $85 credit card. But pussy seems readily available, and I assume that what I paid was representative. But my rating will have to be tentative because of my limited mongering there, so I am basing it largely on other mongers reports as well as my own experience. OVERALL RATING: 7

So there it is. I hope some mongers will find this helpful. If you have experiences to add, please share them. Let's help maintain what should be the fraternal nature of this forum.

Lorenzo

Grand Pollo
04-19-06, 01:45
Well regardless of cost as the means of deciding, though I would not be happy with the prices you quote (mostly because there are many lower cost options at least in Nicaragua) , the best sources of girls in Managua are not incall at all but the dozens in the many casas, the information which I have posted - for miserly prices in the US$14 range.

Note if you do like incall, Caribena Morena charges C$600 (US$34) plus taxi of a couple $ each way (less if you don't use the Las Americas near the airport) and have lovely dark , some English speaking east coast girls. She will tell you on the phone, in English that it is C$200 extra for not much of a reason, e.g. incall, and you should come by - see the girls, enjoy very clean A/C rooms, and pay $23 instead, C$400.

All are easily persuaded, if you have espanol, to meet you out of hours or in many cases just to beg off work for as little as C$500 a day or night.

Ditto with girls in the strip joints - while on site or take out can range as much as $140-$300, the girls gladly will take US$2 in lieu of a "girl drink' and pass you their number as they some nights make nothing at all and a day trip to see you for C$400 or 500 or an off night for the same is a lot to them.

There are at up to 50 girls on the Carretara Masaya south of Metrocentro that are C$200, or US$11.50 - sure some caution is required but a couple in a C$200 love hotel can be fun and there is nothing to steal there, and they depend on you to get back.

With decent Spanish and a positive attitude it is an open book as other members have found out.

I do think the report is useful to point out the other options, summarized as dangerous, ugly or expensive or a mix of the three. Please note, gentlemen the areas with MP's are not slums, the drivers do know the way around and will call for you to get directions and set prices in advance, and the low cost for pretty girls is just a plus. Overall the whole country is quite a good deal, lodgings, meals, services, movies, liquor and beer, etc.

Lorenzo's long winded diatribe (which he surprisingly says there were insults aimed at him personally, which is not the case at least with what I posted) as to pointing out he made an error and really did not do usable research in this particular country is regrettable, since other fellows have come down, and well, did not see anything at all like he experienced, no trouble, hassle, danger, dirtiness, or stupid cabbies.

Sorry, long winded diatribe isn't fair to say. The posts were very informative from his point of view, the insults were not needed. I think it is important to know the difference between a "personal attack" and someone with a different opinion or an opposing point of view. As I have. I have much more experience in Managua as some will vouch, and his experience was atypical, overpriced and not indicative of reality - however I acknowledge that was his experience, luckily you are able to get a better perspective from someone with more knowledge, I think that is a better way to look at the issue.

OK, even if you think $55 for incall is not an error, it was not really a complete report and in comparison to other countries if the girl was OK I suppose one could say $55 was a pretty good incall deal. Just more than required, except for this one place.

There is no need to be happy with ugly girls for $25-50 or OK ones for $80-100+ in Central America.

Continue to avoid the two places I mentioned in my recent update as they want to take advantage of tourists, while most places and none of the girls you will meet away from a casa will not. If you want a lot of fun all night for $28 or all day for the same, it is a great place to go. And great beaches - 16 of them on the pacific coast.

Note for the avid reader there are 3 daily Spanish language newspapers including the famous La Prensa in Managua sold at almost every intersection in the a.m. for C$5, or 33 cents a copy. Neuvo Diario has classifieds daily with MP's under the "Bellaza" section.

Vic Nate
04-20-06, 04:46
Thanks for the advice on the customary way of dealing with SWs or not dealing at all with them !

I usually pay some taxi drivers , I speak enough conversational spanish to get around, 5 US dollars to cruise around on Carretera Masaya and help me negotiate.

I have taken to heart your advice on checking cedulas as in my eagerness to bed a girl I throw caution to wind and only discuss price; it is also good to discuss ahead what you want in the bedroom and time length .

I do agree with you that Nicaragua overall is the best deal in Central America for hotels, restaurants, friendly people, and cheap sex. Managua has generally no street names but taxi drivers are usually ( sometimes one for bad luck meets the exceptions ) knowledgeable about places and chicas.

When it comes to sex , Nicaragua is the big secret and opens itself to those with patience and perseverance and time and speaking a little spanish and smiling.

Do not hesitate to hit Matagalpa or Leon for cheap sex on a one-night drive.
Enjoy!

Grand Pollo
04-20-06, 23:52
I agree with your points. $5 is well enough dough for a taxi for quite a while, C$85 is about 4 trips so an hour should be easy for $5. I was in Matagalpa however in the daytime and that strip bar was not open yet, and Leon each time has been with my girl (or my spare girl that my girl knows nothing about) so no chances there though I'd be interested to see what is available.

If you get a girl for a few days go to the beach at Poneloya (near Leon) vs. Pochomil, get a room for the day (they don't rent by the day but off season all night is like C$220, or $13) for your stuff and some pre and post beach action. There is one small motel with these rooms and a good restaurant.

Or Montelimar off season - US$110-115 all inclusive per night really impressive for a local to who it is a myth and not a likely reality.

For SW, near Texaco and the bank are some fine cuties - watch the age/cedulas and like I say a pair of them at Fantasia -in Bolonia/Plaza Inter area - 7 minutes (3 hours US$15 for a room with a "sex chair" ) is safe as there is nothing of yours to steal. Take just enough dough to pay them and the taxi.

Grand Pollo
05-22-06, 22:19
ok, dropped into glorias today and saw they renovated a bit, now they have a sort of dark a/c lounge with the girls and an overly loud jukebox.

12 girls, a bad mix -maybe 9 fatties and 3 for sure ****, maybe 15, 16, so there's strikes one and two - fatties and minors.

posted rates on the door, which i thought , well at least they are showing the prices - on the high side a bit: 30 minutes c$200, 45 c$300 and an hour c$400 (same as morena).

but....the girl allows me this tidbit - that is for a massage (like an hour long massage, sure thing) and if you want "relations" it is actually c$1,020 (us$60) which now sets a new rip the gringo's ass price , some $10 higher than the former champ, bellamary's.

sent my driver to double check with la jefa, maybe he gets a rebate of a good part of that, nope, it is that much. now obviously nico's haven't got 2/3 of a month's pay for such activities so this does explain the 12 girls to zero clients ratio (until we got there, then 12:1 or 6:1, depends how you look at it).

avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid or go in and say, hey i am just here to tell you that the internet report (do not show it to them like the last idot who did) says you are ripoffs and i am just here to tell you i won't patronize you until you wise up.

Pty Sexy
06-05-06, 13:46
Hello friend, I want to know where I could get good looking girls (like 18 to 20), preferable white ones. I would b this week in Managua for about five days and I want to play with a girl not pro but not shy. Any place where I can get one?

Thanks

Tiny 12
06-06-06, 01:06
You want to take advantage of a good girl Pty Sexy? How about shelling out a few Euros for a professional so you don't leave some poor girl feeling like crap when you leave her.

Jaimito Cartero
06-06-06, 01:16
Hello friend, I want to know where I could get good looking girls (like 18 to 20), preferable white ones. I would b this week in Managua for about five days and I want to play with a girl not pro but not shy. Any place where I can get one?

Well, I think you're really asking for a semi-pro. I've had good luck at Polanko's, but it's been a few years since I've been there. As for "white" girls, I think you're looking in the wrong country. As a whole Nicaraguan women are darker skintone than Costa Rica.

Grand Pollo
06-06-06, 01:41
My girlfriend is white, the regular girls before that, two actually, from Vale Todo were white, the first girl I ever spent time with was white. Lots of white girls.

If Pty Sexy is so sexy he should know how to find girls. If one has 5 days you are not going not hook up with one regular for 5 days , e.g. find a "nice girl" and hook up in an hour.

Try a club like Cueto club or Vale Todo see if you can hire a girl out who is willing to quit or to take a week off and suffer the cost consequences which admittedly are not much.

Polanco's freelancers are a hit and miss deal. Even a Carretera Masaya street girl can be hired for probably less than C$1000 a day. Pretty mercenary bunch though by and large those gals.

Pty Sexy
06-06-06, 01:58
Thanks everybody for the information.

Tiny 12
06-06-06, 02:03
Jaimito, he prefers to pay as little as possible for sex, so presumably would prefer nonpro. See the Panama City thread. By the way, people like you are paying C$200+ and ruining it for the rest of us. Stop it.

See Pty Sexy, now isn't that a lot more diplomatic way of getting the point across? Did you notice that I didn't have to use the "f" word? Or call Jaimito a pinche mojado or otherwise refer to his nationality? Hope you learned a lesson today.


Well, I think you're really asking for a semi-pro.

Pty Sexy
06-06-06, 02:24
The white Latin’s girls are prettier that the darker ones. They used to have bigger breasts and good assess. I don’t want free sex, I want a sex worker but not the one that fucks five times each night, seven days a week.

The type of girls I’m looking for is the college or university girl that needs to earn some extra money.

Pty Sexy
06-06-06, 02:35
where are the hottest places in managua? where i could get a sw in [deleted by admin]?

what happen if someone catches me with an [deleted by admin]?

please be honest gran pollo, you know the place, forget about politics and share your knowledge.

editor's note: this report was edited to remove references to **** persons.

i am aware that the vast majority of references to **** girls are legitimate attempts to warn other fellow members about how easy it is to accidentialy pickup an **** girls, the potential dangers of being caught with **** girls, etc. however, past discussions in the forum has repeatedly demonstrated that the subject simply cannot be discussed intelligently, in any form or for any reason, without being misinterperated, and without starting flame wars.

please do not post references to **** persons in the forum. thanks!

Leroman
06-07-06, 18:58
Hello brothers!

I will be visiting Nicaragua in 6 months w/ my best friend who is from there and has been living in Miami 10 years. He just built a house (bachelor pad) over there and his brother manages a hotel. I know I will be having fun (2 weeks) but any suggestions to enhance the experience will be appreciated.

Thanks!

Grand Pollo
06-07-06, 23:19
You might start by reading the generously provided and information packed posts. Yes it involves effort but give it a try. Some of us are tired of these aimless questions without an attempt to at least read and then ask specific questions, in a lot of these forums.

Pty Sexy
06-08-06, 16:34
What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)
2. Bath Daily
3. Wear deodorant and if possible cologne
4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:
1. Dresses like you are in the middle of a Jungle or War.
2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people
3. Be too loud
4. Treat the local people like inferior.

I wouldn’t comment on the Mr DOG post regarding myself, because I think he’s the kind of American that would prefer that Rosa Parks or Martin Luther King Jr. never existed.

Pty Sexy
06-08-06, 16:41
Managua is not really a city but a big town. The people are very friendly and would treat you very well.

Don’t make stupid comments if you see Horses on the streets because is common here.

The Girls looks fine but are about average if you compare them to Costa Rica or Panama.

And Gran Pollo thank you for all the reports you were posting in the past because it help’s me a lot.

God bless America.

Ford
06-08-06, 20:02
What you should do:
2. Bath Daily


..............your tip is that you recommend that I bathe daily? I thank you wholeheartedly for this well-meaning advice. I will take this matter under consideration, as I had never consider bathing on a daily basis before your post. :D
thank you.........

MJG Dogs
06-08-06, 22:37
What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)
2. Bath Daily
3. Wear deodorant and if possible cologne
4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:
1. Dresses like you are in the middle of a Jungle or War.
2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people
3. Be too loud
4. Treat the local people like inferior.

I wouldn’t comment on the Mr DOG post regarding myself, because I think he’s the kind of American that would prefer that Rosa Parks or Martin Luther King Jr. never existed.


What a lovely thought. Does PTY Sexy know I am bi-racial?. But again there is a reason that he has been banned. God I love Germans.

MJG Dogs
06-08-06, 22:39
..............your tip is that you recommend that I bathe daily? I thank you wholeheartedly for this well-meaning advice. I will take this matter under consideration, as I had never consider bathing on a daily basis before your post. :D
thank you.........

Ford, please use deordorant also, and toothpaste. It will go a long way.

Ford, when are you going back to Cartagena? Things are starting to creep up in price.

Grand Pollo
06-09-06, 01:14
What you should do:

1. Dress Casual (like jeans and Polo Shirts)


4. Get the address of the hotel where you’re stay
5. Don’t be alone at places in suburbs
6. Don’t insult or think the locals are ignorant people. In certain places you could be speaking about somebody that understands very well the language.
7. Ask about the local rules regarding sex engagement, like for example the minimum age for having sex or if prostitution is legal. You don’t want to go to jail in one of these countries.

You should avoid:

2. Be in company with arrogant people or problematic people

4. Treat the local people like inferior.



Correcting the do list:

1. Actually now that PTY is banned, 1 is wrong. Nicaraguans respect proper dress and especially think shorts on men are odd.

4. This is essential since you need to get there, any country.
5. By and large wrong, there are a few tough barrios but most are not at all, not that you should weave drunkenly with 100 dollar bills sticking out of your back pocket.
6. Pot calling the kettle black , methinks
7. Especially here like an ignorant redneck

The avoid list:

2. E.g. PTY Sexy
4. Ditto

Guys when you read his offensive posts treat his advice with equal weight.

Sexy Boy
06-10-06, 04:01
Where to go to find local girls near Metro Centro:

Chaman: Is a small disco nearby Metro Centro. The place is small but cheap. The girls are available, but you need to know Spanish to dance or something more…

Grand Pollo
06-11-06, 01:39
Not sure why you need to know a foreign language to dance. Discos are a time water for most short term visitors. There are far quieter and easier sites to find girls if you can talk to them.

Sexy Boy
06-11-06, 02:02
Not sure why you need to know a foreign language to dance. Discos are a time water for most short term visitors. There are far quieter and easier sites to find girls if you can talk to them.You are right, but is better to know the language (Spanish) because most of the women you will meet at Chaman don’t speak English and aren’t hookers, so if you want something is better to communicate.

Grand Pollo
06-13-06, 00:18
Note this sage advice is the same in every single country of the world, and probably planets as well. If you cannot talk to a girl why would she want to spend 5 seconds with you? Working girls are getting paid to. the one thing I am constantly amazed by is 15 year+ Latin American visitors who cannot say 20 words of Spanish.

No, sorry, what's amazing is they then want ot meet "normal girls", college students, etc. Middle class girls who can get well off boys that live there.

Sexy Boy
06-14-06, 16:06
Where could I go with a girl if I don’t want to return to my hotel? I’m planning to pick up a Carretera Masaya girl but I can’t return to my hotel because I’m on a business trip with other people.

Grand Pollo
06-20-06, 03:15
It is maybe possible that she'll know. As possible as say, the sun rising in the morning.

Grand Pollo
07-16-06, 01:14
Sergio the "sergionictaxi" driver has moved to Honduras. Not a huge loss for most of you since mont of you cannot utter two words of Spanish anyway.

Luis aka El Pelon will take up the slack and speaks English, so that is a plus for well, all of you.

He can be reached at luisnicataxi which is also at Yahoo dot com and you can simply write in English with arrival details, hotel name, number of days and what you want to do, also hours daily you will need service since usual service is predicated on around 12 hours a day.

Gas and insurance has gone up - you probably will pay more than Sergio's rates (the ones for me that is).

Still a rental car with all the (mandatory ) insurance is at least US$300 -$350 a week plus remember - no street names or numbers, maniac drivers and if you injure someone you are held in custody (jail) until details are settled - this affects the DRIVER not the car - so you can add $15-20 a day to rent a driver with the car. All in all, hire a taxista (who knows where the girlies are)

Vic Nate
07-16-06, 19:25
I have read today on a website looking for ESL teachers that Nicaraguans earn 50 dollars per month average but that an expat needs at least 400 dollars per month to live in Nicaragua.

The prices quoted were : 200 to 300 dollars per month for a furnished room , OR 220 to 300 dollars per month in a Nicaraguan family homestay with 3 meals a day.

How valid are those figures ?

If they are valid , how does an expat get access to Nicaraguan homestay families providing this service ?

Grand Pollo
07-18-06, 02:50
I know a girl who pays C$750 a month (US$42) for her room. She has two kids as well in the room. She wants to move to a new room for C$1200 (or C$1000 maybe, I can't recall) which would have a private bathroom.

There would be lots for US$300 a month. I am paying her rent for this little room and would do so if she could get the better one, right now it is not vacant. If I was willing to pay US$300 she'd live like royalty. I think you can rent a small house for that.

The point is though, it is unlikely an expat would go there to live only on what they could earn say as an ESL teacher, without other income like something from retirement.

You get access to homestay by paying a Spanish school for lessons and they provide homestay as part of the experience. I haven't heard of homestay for expats teaching ESL. You are not likely to get much in the way of a room, much food, any privacy or hot water or air conditioning if you think you would.

Hacke Beck
07-19-06, 17:28
Will be in Managua just one night 7/28, will not have much time, where to go?

HOLLYWOOD
VALE TODO
LUNA Y SOL
CUETO CLUB
POLANCO

Any comments , it will be my firt time in Managua, so if anyone can help me, would be great.

Grand Pollo
07-20-06, 00:07
HOLLYWOOD -ripoff gringo idiot joint. BIGGEST and stupidest money waster in Central America (tied with Elite, Solid Gold, etc.)
VALE TODO -ripoff gringo idiot joint
LUNA Y SOL -dump with ugly girls and about 45 Celsius inside lately
CUETO CLUB -ripoff gringo idiot joint
POLANCO -closest thing to "From Dusk Till Dawn" in the city. Dangerous barrio, dangerous club, dangerous parking lot, dangerous patrons.

I take it you havent bothered to read my rather voluminous and detailed posts with answers to where to go (and not go). Please bother.

If you insist on strip joints (why would you) then DON'T buy $10 girl drinks (give the girl $2 instead and she makes $0.50 more and you save $8) and get their numbers for daytime fun. If you cannot speak fluent Spanish don't bother with any of these places, read my posts. Avoid Hollywood and its clones ALWAYS.

Christ, people are lazy here.

Vic Nate
07-20-06, 01:29
Grand Pollo,
thanks for the dollar details on renting a furnished room for a month with the usual North American facilities ( 1 or 2 air fans, individual bathroom, good mattress, window large enough to let in the sun , telephone service,) .

I was quoted the previously mentioned prices from a website advertising for ESL teaching positions in Granada; no , I do not plan to go and teach ESL in Granada.

I visited Polanco once with a Managua taxi driver as a companion and the parking lot was watched by 2 guards who expected a tip which my taxi driver dutifully paid. Inside the club on the ground floor, there were some 6 or 7 girls, with some coming from the upstairs I was advised by my driver to not venture.
So, I stayed on the ground floor of Polanco, enjoyed a cheap meal with a few beers but did not take offers from the girls there , all willing to go to your hotel room for the right price ( about 340 Cordobas and return taxi fare for 2 hours).
I stayed about 2 hours watching the scene with my taxi driver companion and left; never felt the danger even though I could sense my taxi driver was careful .

Hacke Beck
07-20-06, 15:06
Get to the point , not long reports with nothing , if Zero for Five give me your own five.




HOLLYWOOD -ripoff gringo idiot joint. BIGGEST and stupidest money waster in Central America (tied with Elite, Solid Gold, etc.)
VALE TODO -ripoff gringo idiot joint
LUNA Y SOL -dump with ugly girls and about 45 Celsius inside lately
CUETO CLUB -ripoff gringo idiot joint
POLANCO -closest thing to "From Dusk Till Dawn" in the city. Dangerous barrio, dangerous club, dangerous parking lot, dangerous patrons.

I take it you havent bothered to read my rather voluminous and detailed posts with answers to where to go (and not go). Please bother.

If you insist on strip joints (why would you) then DON'T buy $10 girl drinks (give the girl $2 instead and she makes $0.50 more and you save $8) and get their numbers for daytime fun. If you cannot speak fluent Spanish don't bother with any of these places, read my posts. Avoid Hollywood and its clones ALWAYS.

Christ, people are lazy here.

Biffy
07-20-06, 23:25
Seems to me like the big chicken did get to the point.

Grand Pollo
07-21-06, 03:47
Get to the point , not long reports with nothing , if Zero for Five give me your own five.

Look, I am being staight with you - I assume you can read and use the internet. What you need to do is read. You are already in the Managua forum, have you even bothered to read previous posts? Evidently not as the most thorough and helpful posts, by me, for this city are in this forum.

Where did you get the list of pointless destinations?

Grand Pollo
07-21-06, 03:53
I visited Polanco once with a Managua taxi driver as a companion and the parking lot was watched by 2 guards who expected a tip which my taxi driver dutifully paid.
I stayed about 2 hours watching the scene with my taxi driver companion and left; never felt the danger even though I could sense my taxi driver was careful .

Aqui Polanco (the proper name) has freelancers on the bottom floor and strippers on the top floor. You can take a stripper to the auto hotel across the parking lot (Polanco owns it) for C$500. you can come when they open and take a girl for US$100 until they close, 6 a.m. the next day. That freelance price assuming you give them no more than 30-40 for the taxi when you are done is fair. I found it too loud, too dark and too creepy to stay.

A general note is if they use a metal detector at all it is more dangerous than say a MP. If they use it on Nicos and gringos it is very dangerous. Polanco will wand everyone as it gets later. It is also a less than great barrio as well.

How dangerous it is depends on what time you were there - to about 10 p.m. is it OK. Approaching 2 a.m. it is peligroso.

Club Venus across the street is C$500 for one of the strippers in a room in the club, though they are larger girls who cannot dance. It is certainly safer and not as loud. On other than a weekend you practically are the only client.

Generally speaking clubs are a waste of time,other than to chat up girls and get cell numbers - I have pulled girls out of Vale Todo in Msr. Lezcano and Cueto Club a couple times. Note all nightclubs are strip joints. Dance joints are always called discos.

Note - Polanco himself was renowned in Managua and about 2-3 months ago was found beaten, shot and lit on fire north of the city. Deader than a smelt.

Ford
07-24-06, 00:04
Seems to me like the big chicken did get to the point.

I most come to the defense of a friend.

He is not the "big" chicken, he is the "great" chicken!

In Spanish, if he were a "big" chicken his handle would be - pollo grande! When Grand or Grande is placed before the noun as in this case it means great. He is the - Great Chicken! ;)

(we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming) :)

Grand Pollo
07-24-06, 03:20
Pollo is male chicken = cock ? Use your collective noggins.

However Ford is correct on this use of a Spanish adjective. A great many have positional difference. Pobre is another - before is "poor" as in poor guy, poor sap, after is "poor" as in not rich. So poor John who is also poor would be pobre Juan pobre.

So I should be Gran Pollo Grande. (Note technically Grande prior to a masculine noun is gran not grande - too late to change now).

Ford, this all follows yet another example of someone who won't read, then ask clarifying questions which, if they are not too stupid ( e.g. already answered) I would tend to reply to.

How the guy got that list of hopeless causes beats me, maybe some other similar site, as they are the clippiest of clip joints/toughest of tough joints/deadest of dead MP joints one could summarize missing only Elite and Solid Gold to round out the list. Oh, and Bellamary's and Gloria on the MP side with their absurd and/or gringo pricing or both.

FastFishRacer
07-25-06, 14:39
as usual I met up with Luis and hit the casino till dark and went to a a place he didnt frequent to much. There was good action for a Sunday. I got my fair share and we left.

Ate dinner and picked up a Masaya chick. 300 cords for the night. I kept he for a couple hours and threw her out. I guess I wasnt into her.

I prefer young girls sweet bodies without kids. It just is my deal so I lost interest.
I did buy some land and plan to build a house near the beach so I guess I will have another shot at it.

Luis is the man.

Thanks Grand Pollo

FFR

Ricker
07-28-06, 15:08
Hey guys ... what do you think a good option on a SUNDAY night might be?
Is everything there mostly closed or dead on Sundays?

Thanks ... gracias amigos!

Grand Pollo
07-29-06, 01:39
It is not quiet on Sundays. It is quiet Semana Santa and Xmas to New Years completely.

Noguera
08-11-06, 19:18
If you are in Managua for any reason, you must go by Club Hollywood and see the most stunning and beautiful creature in all of Nicaragua. She is a dancer named Ashanty and not only is she strikingly beautiful, but she is sweet, fun, and a total pleasure to be with. She is a black Caribbean from Bluefields, tall and thin, maybe 5'6", 95 lbs, the most incredible chocolate body with beautiful tits. Her face is gorgeous and those long legs, and tiny little ass …… wow! It is worth your time to go see her, watch her dance, buy her a drink or two, and just enjoy her company. If it develops into more …… I would love to hear about it!

Grand Pollo
08-13-06, 05:44
The problem being that a private non-sex dance at Hollwood is US$88, an hour in private is US$200 and all night is over $300. Plus you pay to get in and pay US$14 for 1/4 bottle of rum worth $1. A sucker's paradise, as are Vale Todo (both of them), Red palace, Solid Gold , Elite and Club Diamond. There is no reason to go to strip clubs unless you know the system and get phone numbers for daytime action.

Exceptions being the somewhat cheaper Cueto Club, Venus and the top floor of Aqui Polanco.

I just got back yesterday from a week in MGA including one day at the Barcelo Montelimar resort in Pochomil.

In Managua, The MP's are still OK to arrange clandestine meetings - I met a tall thin, very cute girl, 3 hours C$400, or $22.

Why didn't you ask her for her cell number and arrange a daytime meeting?

Petrolero
08-13-06, 12:14
[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]Pollo is male chicken = cock ? Use your collective noggins. QUOTE]

Gallo is a COCK or rooster. Pollo is chicken and I never intepreted as a cock.

Pobrecito-a can be used, if there is any confusion which comes first the name or the position of poverty.

Grand Pollo
08-13-06, 16:03
petrolero, a play on words is not worth arguing about here. also the information on adjectives using pobre as an example was accurate.

to the recent spate of private messagers - look, there is a wealth of information here about where, how much, what to avoid, what to try, where to stay.

writing to me and asking - where are girls, how much girls, where hotels?...is wasting my time. read the posts in this forum, it is the purpose of the forum.

pm's or posts asking for expansion or clarification are different, but i am not a travel agent. i also do not say when i am going or desire to meet mongerers or act as a tour guide - i have a circle of people and i need to keep things among them. with the advice here from me and others there is enough help to make it on your own - learn spanish and you are set.

managua update:

visited bellamary's again in ciudad jardin barrio, my favourite to poke fun at as they try to skin gringos - with a new driver i told him to pretend i was just a passenger to see what they'd charge and also if they'd offer him a cut. so we went in, 5 odd looking girls, one with a head shaped more or less like a football, and they said us$50. so i walked out - they panic and tell luis to get me and tell me us$30 (c$515 - or higher by at least c$115 than the highest place in managua, save for glorias).

he asked hey, if i come back alone what's it cost - they said us$20 (c$340) . less, but still too much. avoid unless you like football shaped heads and to overpay, by being robbed.

still recommended - buen gusto especially on thursdays when it is c$150 and as they have clean nice rooms with fans each with private bath. and morena on the by-pass for c$400, clean, well run, ac rooms with showers, and cute girls (at times they are very cute, some quite big a few with bluefields english).

claudia #1 and #2 were closed when i visited on sunday and since i am seeing a girl full time there it wasn't easy sneaking out to see these places or try them out. lorena's quality has suffered a bit as two girls defected to buen gusto - for less money so that should tell you how much they like lorenas.

montelimar resort by barcelo in pochomil, 63 km outside managua, is a great one day choice if you have a girl - for currently us$130 a couple off season- call them direct (in the book) or use a managua travel agent to get this rate as it is us$176 online, on the worst web site on earth to try to book.

i won a jackpot on one slot in the little casino on my last 3 credits in the machine. many machines don't work at all. note the jackpot is c$1199 on 2 coins not a lot but it appeared to be the first one they had seen in quite a while. c$100 to the change girl, c$500 to my girl and c$600 to me paid back the gambling costs.

most mp's and pretty well all strip joints are easy to get phone numbers and make dates for daytime, other times, etc. if you cannot talk and carry on a conversation in spanish then skip this tip as you won't get the message across. a movistar cell is currently (as cheap as) us$19.99+ tax and is essential even for a few days.

note - there still seem to be a lot of foreigners seeking **** girls especially on the carretera masaya. the police are watching this activity and one acquaintance and a taxista were pulled over and only the driver's personal acquaintance with the police kept one or both from jail - the girls were sent off by the police. the hotels may call the police as well. if you think this is a spot for this type of activity - go away and stay away.

Noguera
08-15-06, 01:33
Look … Grand Pollo …… I really did not intend for you to go off waxing eloquently and expounding upon all of your insightful and not so sought after Nicaraguan expertise. We all acknowledge that you are the Lord High Guru of everything there ever is to know about Nicaragua. Even though some of us have actually lived there for years as ex-pats as well traveling there three times in the past six weeks!

All that I am saying is that if one of you guys wants to meet a totally charming, beautiful, and one of the nicest most gorgeous Nicaraguans I have ever met (she also speaks English for you non-spanish guys) …… I am just saying go by Club Hollywood and sit and have a couple of drinks and visit with Ashanty. She is delightful. So, please, Grand Pollo … chill just a bit buddy!

Vic Nate
08-15-06, 04:52
I have read on one Internet website that there is much construction going to build a port on the Atlantic coast that will accomodate goods coming from North America and get them to Managua in at least half-time of what it's taking now .

Apparently it is in a place called Asmara and the construction is in the hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars.

I imagine this will attract as well a lot of SWs to this area of Nicaragua as there will be many construction workers and merchant marine guys there. Can somebody give a report on the activity going there now ?

Grand Pollo
08-15-06, 05:19
There is nothing like that going on on the Atlantic Coast, Vic. Since Nicaragua is the poorest country in CA, there is no pressing demand to import anything in any quantity to justify millions of dollars on a seaport.

Noguera, beautiful she may be , as most of the Holywood girls were when I went in there but come on, it is really , really overpriced, especially for Managua.

Go in and flirt , sure but the costs to do a deal are really excessive.

To the original question, did you try to get a date outside the club's rules? That is a viable option in all the clubs and girls are no shrinking Violets for some extracurricular opportunities, gievn how much the clubs keep from what they charge the patrons.

Noguera
08-15-06, 13:01
"To the original question, did you try to get a date outside the club's rules? That is a viable option in all the clubs and girls are no shrinking Violets for some extracurricular opportunities, given how much the clubs keep from what they charge the patrons."

Yes. And she is just as incredible in private as is her personality in the club.

Grand Pollo
08-16-06, 02:25
Well done. It is really the only way to play with these places. I shared a lot of time with two very nice girls from Vale Todo (the original one) in daytime, and they at least made some money since at times they earn practically nil from tips, girl drinks or private dances.

Vic Nate
09-06-06, 16:51
I have been in Bluefields on the Atlantic Coast for 2 days now and I can report based on my perception of what I saw and did.

The reception area on landing from Managua is a bit depressing as it is no more than the size of your average kitchen area, manned by a customs official who duly registers you in a book if you are perceived as a non Nicaraguan.

The trip from Managua to Bluefields return by Atlantic the national airline is about 126 U.S. dollars in a 18-seat airplane. Passengers were given 20 minutes before landing an orange drink and some crackers by the stewardess.
The trip from Managua takes 55 minutes.

At the Bluefields airport, there are some taxis waiting for customers and the trip to anywhere in Bluefields is one U.S. dollar or less.

The best and major hotel there called OASIS is on the main street and costs about 70 dollars a night. At street level , somehow part of the hotel is a Casino.
You will find decent rooms at 25 - 30 dollars a day in places like Caribbean Dreams or Anabas for one person. That comes with airconditioning , private toilet, a single or double bed, no breakfast. They are clean and right in the center of town.
A regular breakfast ( 2 eggs, white toast, ham , coffee, beans) will set you back by 2.50 dollars. Lunch or dinner : chicken or fish, rice, a few slices of tomato and fries will come to 4 dollars; a beer for 1 to 1.50 dollar.

There is no car rental service but you can rent a taxi for 6 dollars per hour or hour and a half to give you a guided tour of the city of Bluefields; it is worth it.

Bluefields is a SHOCK coming from Managua and the Pacific Coast; it rains most of the time during the day and even at night . Streets are littered with garbage but the people generally are pleasant.

for mongers, the place to meet girls easily is at CIMA a night club ( no cover charge) , security is fine, and a beer no more than 1.50 dollar. A small bottle of rhum with soda will go for about 6 dollars and can accomodate 5 persons for the evening for average drinkers.

With some luck, you can take a Bluefields woman to your room for free ( usually divorced or widows ); most will accept 5 to 10 dollars for a gift after sex.
there is only ONE place to find commercial sex in a safe way ; they ask 30 dollars for 1 hour or the night; usually, good-looking and pleasant.
Beware the street girls as they can be robbers as well. Do not walk alone at night in unlit streets.

Noguera
10-11-06, 02:18
This report is in response to comments made on the "KOS in Costa Rica" thread; the 10/5/06 posting by King of Sluts; where he states … "When I am in Central or South America, I want girls who are perfect tens, not below a ten. But the tens in Managua are expensive, I am not talking about any type of ass. I want tens, perfect models."

With these comments in mind, the closest I have ever known to a perfect ten is the most beautiful Nicaraguan dancer whom calls herself Ashanty. She works at Club Hollywood in Managua and not only is beautiful, but incredibly sweet and just a really cute girl. As you can see from the attached photo, she is a Caribbean girl from the Atlantic coast and not only has a beautiful face but she easily has a perfect 10 body. She is a tiny spinner with the perfect little ass to hold on to …… and she even has well developed tits, which is highly unusual for a spinner. To top it off, Ashanty is also the best in bed I have ever been with. She really gets into it, and with that perfect body …… damn, it is paradise. I am sure if you go over to Club Hollywood you can save a bunch of money and work out an encounter the following afternoon outside the club. Just be discrete about it. Oh yes … her first language is English. Well, it is heavily accented Creole English, but she speaks it fluently.

One rather major request …… if you run into Ashanty please keep this posting amongst we boys. She would be very insulted and hurt if she knew her name and photo was on the internet. It would truly hurt her feelings. But, I am just trying to drum-up some business for the young lady and I know any of you guys whom took her out would be really happy with her performance and personality.

Please, treat her really nice as she is a neat lady. However, if you are able to hook-up with Ashanty then give us all the juicy details.

Noguera
10-11-06, 02:24
Hey Vic Nate ......

I just noticed your report of 9/6 on Bluefields. The previously mentioned Ashanty of Club Hollywood is from Bluefields. Just thought you might eat your heart out!

Vic Nate
10-16-06, 05:35
Noguera, thanks for mentioning Ashanty and Bluefields and I take it in the spirit of your infatuation with her.
Noguera, girls like Ashanty, they are a number of them at club CIMA in Bluefields.
Ashanty is good-looking but she is not my cup of tea ! But , I generally agree with you that these Bluefields girls tend to be nice if you spend a little bit of money on them.
For my money , I prefer girls from Managua , more city girls , less country girls.
But to each his own.
I mentioned Bluefields here because the question was asked before and nobody came forward with fresh information. If you like rain , garbage in the streets,and sections of the city with nice houses but with UNpaved streets, well go for it.
I know I sound negative but after coming from Managua and Leon, Bluefields was a SHOCK!

GauntMan
10-17-06, 02:05
Ill be moving to managua around the first week of november from panama. Hope to hear some first advices from the local scouts.
One thing that I have to mention, dont pay to much attention to KOS comments on any country, most of the times its just negativity to the square, you be judge by looking at how many posts he has had deleted/banned and you might pm jackson also for details on why he was confined to "his own thread" in panama.

Cheers people!!

Cipoton 74
10-17-06, 02:38
Hey!! My first report: I was in managua couple of moths ago and I went to see a couple of places to check out the girls. I tell You people in Managua there are girls for all to choose and for all tastes. I went with a couple of guys that I know and first they took me to a place where the locals go and to tell you the truth that place is not too good for my personal taste. I believe someone posted the name of it on another post.

Than we went to downtown I belive they call it zona Rosa or something like that and there the girls were really hot this place is next to the casino in Zona Rosa. Wow I will say somegirls inthere were an 8 or 9. I felt that it was pricy but I was just going to check the place so I recomend this place, I am sorry I don't have names for you people. Finally we went to Valetodo or something like that. Well here is a mixture of both worlds. You will find all kinds from 2 to 3 all the way to girls that were a 7 or 8 prices were better but don't get there too late the girls are overworked. If you know what I mean. Well In my next report I will post names and all..sorry no pics.

John Dust
10-17-06, 23:27
I have read on one Internet website that there is much construction going to build a port on the Atlantic coast that will accomodate goods coming from North America and get them to Managua in at least half-time of what it's taking now .

Apparently it is in a place called Asmara and the construction is in the hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars.

I imagine this will attract as well a lot of SWs to this area of Nicaragua as there will be many construction workers and merchant marine guys there. Can somebody give a report on the activity going there now ?I know of a consultant working on a rail project in Nicaragua. My information is that a canal/railway is to link the two oceans bypassing the Panama Canal. I don't have any details. This is not a pipe dream, but a done deal. My guess is that the economy of the whole region will be changing shortly.

Grand Pollo
10-18-06, 03:02
Hey!! My first report: I was in managua couple of moths ago and I went to see a couple of places to check out the girls. I tell You people in Managua there are girls for all to choose and for all tastes. I went with a couple of guys that I know and first they took me to a place where the locals go and to tell you the truth that place is not too good for my personal taste. I believe someone posted the name of it on another post.

Than we went to downtown I belive they call it zona Rosa or something like that and there the girls were really hot this place is next to the casino in Zona Rosa. Wow I will say somegirls inthere were an 8 or 9. I felt that it was pricy but I was just going to check the place so I recomend this place, I am sorry I don't have names for you people. Finally we went to Valetodo or something like that. Well here is a mixture of both worlds. You will find all kinds from 2 to 3 all the way to girls that were a 7 or 8 prices were better but don't get there too late the girls are overworked. If you know what I mean. Well In my next report I will post names and all..sorry no pics.

There is actually no downtown after the earthquake but it was down where the capital buildings still are. The area you mention is near Metrocentro and is the Carretera Masaya area. There are several very overpriced clubs, Hollywood, Solid Gold, Vale Todo 2 (the original is in Monseignor Leszcano) and Elite.

In a city with MP's from C$200 to C$400 (US$12-24) paying US$140-US$300 for a night is a lot.

The best advice is to enter the clubs, buy as few $10 drinks as possible, and get girls numbers for the daytime as they will all go in the daytime for a lot less than the clubs charge.

You can drop $500 in a night at these clubs with drinks, girl drinks and a take out or an on premises girl and they are not that good. Plus they will expect breakfast and a cab home not that the latter costs much.

I have been out with 4 or 5 nightclub girls.

You can do reasonably well in Cueto Club if you cool the girl drinks (note at Vale Todo a girl drink is US$8, the girl gets $1.50 - give her US$2 instead of a girl drink if she sits with you, she makes more and is happy, you pay $6-8 less)- CC has a salida of C$375 and you arrange with the girl.

Best value for money right now with clean AC room is Morena on the bypass for C$400 an hour. The girls will meet you outside the MP off hours for not a whole lot for a whole lot more time.

Note to John Dust, this canal thing is nowhere certain and would better be described as highly unlikely.

AlexDude
10-19-06, 01:23
Hello,

Just wanted to make a comment. I dropped by the "Morena" bar yesterday at about 9 PM. It was DEAD. I was the only customer, and the girls were not that great either. There was a big black girl, with enormous boobs. About a 6 IMHO. They wanted 60 USD, yes. 60 American to go to the on premises room with her. I had already been there, and yes, like you mention in your previous report, the price used to be see. 400 - see. 500 (the most expensive), wich would be something like 30 bucks, not 60. Of course I said no way, and I paid for the beers me and my driver had (something like see. 60) and hit the road. Off we wento to Gloria's MP, down at the "Paraisito" neighborhood, where I got a sweet deal for 40 bucks (still reasonable). She was a petite girl, very slender, soft skin. BBBJCIM, Great fuck!

Well, there's my two cents.

Good Luck

Grand Pollo
10-20-06, 01:39
i was there 9 days ago - it is c$400, which is us$22.47 at 17.80.

tell me the day you were there and a rough description, did you talk to gina, large nigerian black woman, speaks english, with braided hair? i am back there in about 3 weeks and will mention this to her.

she knows i post ratings (not where mind you) and if this pricing is a new scam, i will tell her to charge fairly or report back. maybe i should tell her if isg guys come, they are c$400 and no ripoffs. she'd never figure out what isg means.

otoh gloria posts signs that say c$400 (not sure what this "see" thing is you mention) and then tell you it is us$40-60 more inside of you want "relations" and at c$800 it is grossly overpriced. note gloria has a plethora of **** girls, at some point the fiscalia will bust them and i'd hate to be inside at the time, and channel 23 and "action diez" show up with the tv.

can you speak spanish? did you come in a taxi that you hired without knowing the driver? perhaps gina pays commissions but they don't charge 3x the going rate unless you got on their bad side.

on another topic the canal business is in the news mostly due to panama looking at a $8bn. project to widen the canal so they are all a-titter in nicaragua with their multi-billion 10 year project. for a place that took 8 months to dig a hole and put in an underpass, and 2 years to pave 30km of highway, i have faint hope for the new canal.

John Dust
10-20-06, 02:39
On another topic the canal business is in the news mostly due to Panama looking at a $8Bn. project to widen the canal so they are all a-titter in Nicaragua with their multi-billion 10 year project. For a place that took 8 months to dig a hole and put in an underpass, and 2 years to pave 30km of highway, I have faint hope for the new canal.I apologize for spreading misinformation in suggesting that this canal/railway project is "a done deal". I don't know that; it was an inference that I had taken. An acquaintance had explained the railway to me as being tied to the canal vision. It is the economics of a railway that is being seriously evaluated at the moment (perhaps to link up with the new port). You guys know much better than I.

Don't you hate it when people insinuate that they know more than they do?

Regards

Pegasus99
10-20-06, 23:37
Grand Pollo,

I am replying to a post of a month ago under Nicaragua general. You are right that I should have posted under Managua, but I am a novice at making posts even though I have been benefitting tremendously from this forum for a couple of years now. You will hate me for this, but my visit to Managua was over a year ago, so my information is outdated and precedes your last visit. But when I went to Hollywood, I had a much better experience than the one you had. The room I went to was enclosed (very tiny) but anyone could open the door and come in (nobody did though). I guess things have changed for the worse since my visit!

Pegasus

Grand Pollo
10-21-06, 05:15
Well it would be an economic project bigger than literally anything in their history but: go there a lot and see how ineffectual they are, and how hard it would be to raise the money and do sonething like this.

The elections in November are a dark cloud, if the Sandys win on first ballot there goes any sensible money for 4 years. If Daniel loses on the first ballot then at least they continue with as non-corrupt a government as they can get with another millionaire president replacing the current millionaire president.

Bringing in 000's of guest workers etc., doesn't bode well for prices either.

I hope to hear back from Alex as I intend to speak to Gina at Morena and see if I have to temper my favourable opinion of the place for other than me as a patron.

My advice to avoid the nightclubs other than to make dates (with decent Spanish required) is still sound and still stands.

Tavares
11-06-06, 20:39
Gran Pollo

I had to call off my trip to Managua last year, but here I am again...If I come in the beginning of December, will you show me around?

My fantasy is: slim big titted girls, natural tits of course! willing to pay a reasonable price acc. to local standards.

Apparently Ortega made it!

Thanks. Looking forward to your reply.

Tavares