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Batman
02-20-03, 22:54
Just so everyone will know prositution is illegal in Nicaragua so if you are slowing down or stoping in a rental car for street walkers the police can hassle you which equals you are going to have to give them money.

There are plenty of clubs there with in service. Lips is a very upscale place. Prices for inservice or out service are crazy get the numbers call them later. The is a club near the Princess Hotel and there are a lot of street walkers that hang out front across the street (same road across the street from the casino Big red sign).

Lots of cheap hotels clean and cheap and safe.

My favorite thing about Nicaragua is the RUM Flora De Cana es the mejor en la todo mundo.

Estile (city) has one club. two blocks off the main drag dont go alone but has nice girls cheap take out service.

Jinotega (city) Has a club on the main road comming into town from the south.

Matagalpa (city) same thing has a club on the main road comming into town from the south.

If you pay more than 30 dollars for all night you are getting ripped off in any of the cities including Managua.

Mongoose Man
04-04-04, 00:23
Hola,

Does anyone know anything about the beaches on the Pacific north of San Juan del Sur? Any info would be appreciated.

Thanks,

M.M.

Hellman3
01-17-05, 03:29
from http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/hrrpt/2003/27906.htm

prostitution is legal and common. according to a number of sources, including the director of police criminal investigations, and the director of police economic investigations, prostitutes work without a pimp, since prostitution is legal but pimping is not. statistics from the women's commissariats showed only three cases of pimping for the year throughout the country. a number of studies support this, including an intensive analysis done during the year by the university of central america in the tourist city of granada, in which all the under-aged prostitutes interviewed told the researchers that they operated on their own. in managua most prostitutes work on the streets, clandestinely in nightclubs and bars, or offer sexual services in massage parlors. in several raids on these businesses, police did not find **** workers, although there were reports that some workers are below the age of 18. in towns along the pan american highway, women and girls sell sexual services to truck drivers and other travelers, who are often foreigners driving north from costa rica. in port cities such as corinto, the primary clientele are sailors. corinto is unusual in that prostitutes receive medical examinations and a card certifying if they are free of disease. in addition, prostitutes in corinto reportedly often work together to maintain a rudimentary price-setting structure that enabled them to earn much more than they would in other areas. however, in most areas, prostitutes do not have access to medical screening or treatment.

Nibu Raphael
06-01-05, 23:38
I do not promote this at all but thought I would put in part of this article to keep everyone aware of this problem as always stick to 18 and over. Here goes some of this article it is pretty interesting for power of knowledge...Here it goes>>>>Child Prostitution has risen in Nicaragua,particularly in Managua and in port cities along the Honduran and Costa Rican cost according to UNICEF Prostitution between the ages of 12 and 16 has grown significantly;in towns,taxi drivers operate as middleman in the commercial sexual exploitation of these children. THE OAS has also noted exploitation of girls as young as 10 years old. Truck drivers and other travelers,including foreigners are known to engage in the commercial sexual exploitation of young girls in rural areas,particularly in the towns along The Pan-American Highway. Guys stay away from stuff like this and be careful. I am sure also on this route there are lot of girls over the age of 18. Please use their service. It would suck to be stuck in one of these Prisons for that. The Mara 18 Salva Trucha Gangs would eat you up. At least this report gives an idea that Prostitution seems more widespread in other parts of Nicaragua then just in The Managua area or Granada. While I am at it>> What kind of XXX Action that is legal in Bluefields and Puerto Cabezas? I know to get there you can only get there by small planes since this is the east coast of Nicarauga. OK If I get more info on What else is up I while post it here soon. Keep Legal Guys 18 and over like I said,NIBU Raphael.

Grand Pollo
06-02-05, 02:24
Guys like any Latin American country they get cedulas at legal voting age so you can ask to see that just the same as in the DR and the like. If you doubt, ask.

Bluefields has casas and is reachable by bus over a terrible route that takes 2 days, vs.a flight that takes an hour.

It also has a lot of drug traffickers and misfits, and a lot of Jamaican-roots Caribeanas that speak English, many of whom come to managua, for example in Casa Morena.

Nibu Raphael
06-02-05, 02:31
What about Casa Places in Puerto Cabezas?
Guys like any Latin American country they get cedulas at legal voting age so you can ask to see that just the same as in the DR and the like. If you doubt, ask.

Bluefields has casas and is reachable by bus over a terrible route that takes 2 days, vs.a flight that takes an hour.

It also has a lot of drug traffickers and misfits, and a lot of Jamaican-roots Caribeanas that speak English, many of whom come to managua, for example in Casa Morena.

Ford
07-29-05, 05:50
Hey mates,

I was cruising around the "net" and I found a website www.sanjuandelsur.org.ni . It gives a list of hotels, b&b's and such that look kind of stylish.

I was thinking of "scooping up" one of the girls I met on a past trip to MGA and taking her west for alittle R & R! A change of pace from Managua would be nice and making love at 2am on a deserted stretch of beach also has possibilities! :)

Can anyone give me a recomendation on any of the hotels listed on this site or any other?

Its sad to say but lately this board couldn't be more dead. Nicaragua is just not catching on. :(
thanks,
FORD

Grand Pollo
08-06-05, 04:21
Ford a better idea, off season (and for Semana Santa or Christmas you don't want to wedge yourself into SJ Del Sur anyway, plus it is a 2 hour drive).

While I normally hate all inclusives (in the DR, for example) the Barcelo Montelimar resort at Pochomil is around US$130 a couple AI, and less than an hour from Managua. Pochomil is a great Pacfic beach.

I took the latest full time girl there in July for the first time. Great facility for a night, I couldn't bear it for a week though.

Pochomil also has nice little hotels and then you use the beach, though you'd need a car and at Montelimar you can get the driver to drop you off and come the next day for a lower rate.

Since a 1/2 decent off seaon rate for a good place in SJ del Sur is $70 or so anyway add another $60 for meals, drinks and dancing and save the drive.

I agree with you - people are far too willing to spend US$50+ at the DR for hefty girls vs. go to Nica. Fine with me actually.

I have found lately it is incredibly easy to get any casa girl to give you her number and then meet outside the casa for all day or all night (that usually depends on if she lives at home or has kids an nobody to mind them).

Over the long run it is as cheap, she makes double the casa rate and you get to use a proper hotel (bed, A/C, shower, TV, food and drink) vs. a casa room. C$3-500 for 4 hours or so or C$700 all night from 6 p.m. to 8-9 a.m. is easy.

The cell phone - Enitel or Movistar and Spanish is essential more so than the DR owing to the profound lack of English speaking anyone, anywhere. I have three regular guys I can speak English with, one guy at the AA ticket office, a waiter at my breakfast place and an American that lives there. I go days at times without any English.

Ford
08-07-05, 15:13
Hi Grand Pollo,

Thank you for your reply. I'm still undecided about my October vacation - it will either be Nicaragua or the DR. Yes, Montelimar sounds like a better idea- closer and has a competitive price for an all-in. Will definitely consider.

I also agree with your other points as well - Nicas are incredibly gfe'ish and very interested in hooking up for off-site, long-tem etc. Some of those little beauties are real treasures! :)

Too, Nicaragua is not for newbies. I have gone several days down there w/o uttering a single syllable in English.
thanks.........

Jaimito Cartero
08-07-05, 15:27
One note on some of the Barcelo places. I've stayed at them in CR, and they have much better deals for locals than foreigners. I've had chicas prepay the stay, and save 40-50% of what they charge foreigners. At worse case, you should pay 1x foreigner and 1x local rate. Things may be a tad different in Nicaragua, but I wouldn't bet on it. If you're staying for longer periods, this could make a big difference.

FastFishRacer
08-24-05, 16:30
Hola,

I am going to Nicaragua in September. I plan on one night in Managua and was thinking of picking up a girl to take to San Juan Del Sur for a couple of days.(g.f.e.)
I plan on renting a car and will probably put her on a bus home so I can get on with surfing when I am done.

Where do I find such a girl, and how much do I offer. off course her lodging and drinks , food ect is my deal.

Any suggestions would be appreciated

Grand Pollo
08-25-05, 03:26
Hola,

I am going to Nicaragua in September. I plan on one night in Managua and was thinking of picking up a girl to take to San Juan Del Sur for a couple of days.(g.f.e.)
I plan on renting a car and will probably put her on a bus home so I can get on with surfing when I am done.

Where do I find such a girl, and how much do I offer. off course her lodging and drinks , food ect is my deal.

Any suggestions would be appreciated

You will have a very hard time accomplishing this in one night. MP / casa girls can be convinced for an all nighter easy enough without the jefe knowing the goods, if they can get out of their own house (kids care, parents don't know what she does etc.) , but wow, to find someone to go to San Juan Del Sur for two days no less is probably not going to be possible.

The cost depends on how well you know her - the couple of girls I would take with me I would probably be able to pay only 500 -700 cords per the day if I fed them and so forth. A couple wouldn't want any money for this deal.

Otherwise I suppose the hard core would want at least US$80-100 a day. If a club or casa manager is involved double that.

Sorry to sound so negative or vague but a one day stranger, landing to take a girl who is still operating under the family radar 100 miles away for two days, I can't see it. If you succeed tell us how. And cost is relationship based - the closer they are to you as a GF in town the less they want down to nil really. I have girls who have refused cash after a movie and a bite and a shag or an overnight. It is a different type of place.

I assume you know the country and are fluent enough in Spanish as well?

FastFishRacer
08-25-05, 17:21
Actually this is my first trip to Nicaragua and I dont habla espaniol. I will also be traveling alone.

My plan was to surf for a week then be joined by a buddy and then our wives at the end of September.

I am a world traveler but no mongering other than I have a girl on the side here. She is a 10, $250 1 !/2 out call true GFE. Best tasting pussy I ever had. plus we are becoming better aquainted. I like it that way, its not so generic. I usually bring her a rose , Its nice.

I use viagra due to other drugs I need so I can fuck for a couple hours with a rubber. Take away thr rubber and I am done,

Well any suggestions would be appreciated I guess I will try Vale Todos i belive you all called it or something

Thanks for the replies,

Fastfishracer

Grand Pollo
08-27-05, 02:47
Actually this is my first trip to Nicaragua and I dont habla espaniol. I will also be traveling alone.

My plan was to surf for a week then be joined by a buddy and then our wives at the end of September.

I use viagra due to other drugs I need so I can fuck for a couple hours with a rubber. Take away thr rubber and I am done,

Well any suggestions would be appreciated I guess I will try Vale Todos i belive you all called it or something

Thanks for the replies,

Fastfishracer

Without Spanish what you sought is and would be impossible. Even fluent in a day I'd have a hard time arranging it without calling a few days ahead to set things up. Vale Todo is overpriced if you pay what the other guy a few posts down paid, so don't. You are better off with the casas- go to Morena or Claudia I.

Note unless you are foolish with $, stay away from Club Hollywood, Diamond Club and the other one in the same area whose name escapes me - these are $400+ a might, $200 on premises, $80 table dance type of joints. Also since you are not able to communicate avoid Fenix near Llantas Kelly, it is a zoo.

As admirable a couple hours is with Viagra I doubt many girls will appreciate that non-stop, and in the casas or the rooms in Vale Todo or CC, you only get an hour so maybe try to get the time down.

You won't get a Vale Todo girl to leave with you for 2 days if that was the idea. Or a CC girl or a casa girl. It is hard enough all night, mostly due to their late hours , the fact they want to not tell the casa and if they can't get away from home.

Sorry the $250 girl on the side here is where, not in Nicaragua I presume you mean - wherever you are now, the USA maybe? It is a bit hard to follow.

If you PM me I can get you the name of a taxista who is fluent in English for a day rate of around $70 including the car and gas, or by the trip including going in with you for backup and for translation. I use a different guy who only speaks Spanish and I pay less, but then again I can speak Spanish.

For a few hours he can go with you for $20 or $30 or so.

Tavares
08-30-05, 19:23
Hi Grand Pollo!

You really know your stuff! fantastic reports.

In fact I am organizing a trip to Central Am. Nic included. I am considering December, less hot and humid I guess.

As far as MGA is concerned, what about the best hotels in town? rates, advance booking needed, girl friendly?

Girls: I am looking for slim, no belly, big natural titted ones. Pros and non pros. How approachable are non pros? BTW I speak fluent spanish.

Thanks,

Tavares

FastFishRacer
08-31-05, 20:50
I keep reading about BBBJ and was wondering isnt there a risk of hiv that comes getting them?

I just dont want to leave managua with more than I want.

10 days and I am gone.

Grand Pollo
09-02-05, 16:31
Hi Grand Pollo!

You really know your stuff! fantastic reports.

In fact I am organizing a trip to Central Am. Nic included. I am considering December, less hot and humid I guess.

As far as MGA is concerned, what about the best hotels in town? rates, advance booking needed, girl friendly?

Girls: I am looking for slim, no belly, big natural titted ones. Pros and non pros. How approachable are non pros? BTW I speak fluent spanish.

Thanks,

Tavares

Read the posts. Hotels are mentioned several times.

Nonpros depends on what they think of you and how you are introduced or meet, but you won't have average girls throwing themselves at your feet just because you are American (which I am assuming) .

I guess I could add that if girls are obviously flirting with you that means they are pretty available but expect to take them out, dinner and especially the movies (which is a huge treat) before making a move. If you can befriend casa girls and that means having a personaility and not just money, they will sometimes know girls that want to go out and not work in the casas.

I will also say without a phone you won't get anywhere. Buy one on day one. Enitel with text capability. Maybe $50. Don't bother with roaming etc., with US phones, the cost and service is pathetic and the phone you buy if you find a chica is a great gift if you aren't coming back. Keep the SIM card so she doesn't recive 500 calls from hookers, though :)

December is not less hot or humid since it is the wet season. Frankly like the DR it is generally hot as hell all the time and the wet season is certainly more humid. Leon is hotter than hell regardless of season.

Don't go at Xmas unless you have a lot of contacts - from the 24th to about the 26th and the 31st/1st are deader than a monkey's nuts there.

Note if you start in Nic you might be disappointed with costs and safety if you then add Salvador, Guatemala and Honduras, where I wouldn't go if you paid me .

Grand Pollo
09-02-05, 16:32
I keep reading about BBBJ and was wondering isnt there a risk of hiv that comes getting them?

I just dont want to leave managua with more than I want.

10 days and I am gone.

So use a rubber.

Did you call Luis? If you PM someone, e.g. me, and ask for advice and/or contacts you should reply with what you decide, you know, or please don't ask. This is a network, not a one-way street. Since you have no language skills you are screwed without some help so take my advice.

FastFishRacer
09-02-05, 21:03
I am sorry. There seems to be difficulty getting long distance from here in Florida.
But I am trying to contact Luis. I will let you know how things turn out.

Grand Pollo
09-03-05, 03:33
I am sorry. There seems to be difficulty getting long distance from here in Florida.
But I am trying to contact Luis. I will let you know how things turn out.

Buy a long distance phone card and use that. $5 or so. Sometimes they have better networks. Skype works very well, I just called down to Managua tonight from the Admirals Club in Dallas via wireless internet frm my laptop.

You still should have replied in PM.

FastFishRacer
09-04-05, 01:48
Greetings,

I got a hold of Luis and he is going to meet me next week. I told him where I was staying and he said that it was your hotel.

Now if i find some of your hot girls I will have somthing to report.

Any more info I need?

Thanks,

Fastfish

Tavares
09-14-05, 18:17
Sorry Grand Pollo but I couldn t find any posts with information about hotels. In the MGA section, Ford, after suggesting Holiday Inn and Princess, wrote that HInn is much better and not expensive at 70$ per night. Agree?

I will definetely buy a cell phone, as you said, and rent a car with driver. Maybe Sergio you mentioned in another post.

If you happen to be in MGA around 15/20 Dec., I would be glad to invite you for dinner.

Grand Pollo
09-16-05, 02:01
Sorry Grand Pollo but I couldn t find any posts with information about hotels. In the MGA section, Ford, after suggesting Holiday Inn and Princess, wrote that HInn is much better and not expensive at 70$ per night. Agree?

I will definetely buy a cell phone, as you said, and rent a car with driver. Maybe Sergio you mentioned in another post.

If you happen to be in MGA around 15/20 Dec., I would be glad to invite you for dinner.

El Almendro. 505-270-1260. Small family run place, very tolerant. It is also $46 with taxes which to my "old math" is less than $70 by quite a bit. I am surprised at either recommendation coming from Ford.

If you act like an a-hole you'll get thrown out by the 24 hour security. I say this as a) I stay there and can't stand a-holes and you never know when I will be there and b) the last Gringo guy who was there was one and got into a fight and hit a C. Masaya girl and thus caused a hell of a lot of trouble for I had to intervene because she and he decided to then scrap IN FRONT OF MY ROOM and he spoke zero words of Spanish other than I guess hola, and c) I quite like them and thus don't want to shit where I eat as they say.

Princess won' t let in girls. Holiday Inn is is a lousy location. Well unless you need to go to the AA ticket office a lot as you can walk there just about. And nowhere else.

You better pick Sergio as I have no idea how you'd find another car and driver or what they'd cost. You need to have good Spanish , you do right?

I will be in MGA in October, November and after Xmas - not the 15-20th.

If you are going earlier than December 15-20 let me know as I will be talking to Sergio shortly.

Tavares
09-16-05, 11:16
Grand Pollo,

You sound quite traumatized by a-holes! It is understandable you take your precautions before recommending Almendro to people you never met, but you should not worry about me.

I have NEVER hit a woman so far and I am not going to start doing it now.

I could have a look at Almendro but I don t want to commit myself. I would go most probably for HInn. Being located in the middle of nowhere should not be a problem: I will definetely rent a car with driver. You can tell Sergio I am going to e-mail him sometime in Nov. the tentative dates I plan to be in MGA.

I am really sorry we won't be able to meet! you wrote you won't be there in December otherwise I would do my best to put my trip a bit forward, but never before Dec. 10th.

Spanish is not a problem, lo hablo sin ningun problema. Es que he trabajado en Venezuela y Cuba. Además, como soy portugues, los dos idiomas son muy parecidos. En realidad es mucho más facil para los portugueses, por la forma como nosotros pronunciamos las palabras, entender a una persona de habla hispana que al revés.

Saludos y gracias por todo

Jaimito Cartero
09-16-05, 15:00
El Alemendro is a small place, but decent. It's price keeps going up, but still an okay place to stay, I think. I think that GP is trying to keep the hotel from being a gringo hangout. I know that I will pretend I'm Canadian or something when I see really obnoxious Americans.

Grand Pollo
09-16-05, 19:31
Grand Pollo,

You sound quite traumatized by a-holes! It is understandable you take your precautions before recommending Almendro to people you never met, but you should not worry about me.

I could have a look at Almendro but I don t want to commit myself. I would go most probably for HInn. Being located in the middle of nowhere should not be a problem: I will definetely rent a car with driver. You can tell Sergio I am going to e-mail him sometime in Nov. the tentative dates I plan to be in MGA.

I am really sorry we won't be able to meet! you wrote you won't be there in December otherwise I would do my best to put my trip a bit forward, but never before Dec. 10th.

Saludos y gracias por todo

I think you will have trouble bringing girls to the Holiday Inn and I don't know what benefit paying almost double has - the rooms at El Almendro are great, big, clean, quiet, comfortable and a better location. They are also adding 9 more rooms - 100% more and two apartments.

Up to you of course.

Note I am in fact there in December just not as you said around the 15th to 20th. I am there the 26th to January 3rd. And Nov/Oct before that.

Now the El Al doesn't know my nom de plume but when you get a good relationship you don't want people to affect that, not that you are, I agree. So I want to avoid recommendations leading to conflicts (not you) leading to them thinking it was me that brought in the guests.

Nobody wants a discreet place to pull in the welcome mat to visitors. They have been helpful screening my calls (e.g said I was in Matagalpa when I was in my room with someone else) and paid no notice as GF1 left at 9 a.m. and GF2 came at 11 a.m. then GF2 left at 7 p.m. and GF 1 came back or GF 3 came for the night. I had more trouble keeping 1, 2, and 3 from realizing there were actually 3 on the go at once than with the front desk.

Grand Pollo
09-16-05, 19:34
El Alemendro is a small place, but decent. It's price keeps going up, but still an okay place to stay, I think. I think that GP is trying to keep the hotel from being a gringo hangout. I know that I will pretend I'm Canadian or something when I see really obnoxious Americans.

Yes, la jefa is a stright laced lady and I think despite the income she'd ban guests if it became a party site or a gringo hangout. Some people have a hard time in being discreet or mannerly, such as the drunk American gringo that caused the problem I mentioned.

FastFishRacer
09-18-05, 02:09
I will be leaving San Juan del Sur tommorow and I thought I would try Granada. I am going to the Alhambra and will see how things go. There isnt much in SJDS just alot of teenie boppers from Managua. Its like the fucking shopping mall, a bunch a kids cruising.

FastFishRacer
10-12-05, 20:19
I ended up in Managua, picked up a couple of street chicas. One was way cute the other a 7. Went to my room after negotiating $20.00 each. Upon arriving in the room the 7 wanted to turn down the lights but I said no. She sucked my cock while sweet cheeks ate my ass for 5-10 mins. I then made them 69 each other while also stuffing my cock in one of there pussies then pulling it out to have the other suck it awhile. After 20 mins of that I wanted to concentrate on sweet cheeks for the cum de resitance.

I guess I turned my back on 7 for 30 seconds and that ***** grabbed a credit card from my jeans.

I blew my wad on sweet cheeks chest and face. (she was a little pissed)

They grabbed there shit and left.

I saw my wallet on the floor and right away looked and found 1 on my cards missing.
I called my c/c company and they shut downt the account while sweet cheeks and crafty 7 were hitting it at a gas station.

I guess I learned a lesson that two chicas can be more than I can manage not fuck.

Actually I thought it kind of funny for a bit when I realized that for the $120 they hit the car plus the $40 I gave them, it still was less than It would have cost me here in the US.

WATCH OUT BOYS THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..

Kingfish1
11-23-05, 15:54
I am going to Managua for the first time. In nov 30 for 6 days. Can somebody tell me the lay out of the city? Is it spread out or concentrated. Is is like Costa Rica where everything Del Ray, Presedente etc is all in walking distance. lastly can some one tell me of a nice hotel 3 star and up that is girl frinedly.

I am concerned that the only girl frinedly hotels will be something like a motel 6. I want to stay in something atl east as nice as a Hampton or Holiday Inn Express yet still chica frindly.

Please help

Grand Pollo
11-25-05, 05:15
If there were only recent posts with hotel recommendations to help you out, that would be so nice and handy. Darn it all anyway, heck and damn.

Hey...wait a minute..........what about the one at the top of the stack under MANAGUA part of the forum where this post belongs (vs. here)? I recall it well, since I posted it.

Try the Casa Real it is the best choice with NO hassle, period. And no motel 6 that is for sure.

Here you go: http://www.hcasareal.com/en/inicio/

Unless you are Carl Lewis you won't be walking anywhere in Managua. Get a taxi, roughly 40 cordobas (under $3) for exclusive use to where you need to go. Haggle in Spanish knowing well the price, and have an idea of the destination in advance. Nothing is central although the streetwalkers are on Carretera Masaya about 1 km south of the hotel, after two blocks out to the main drag. Get a taxi. Not that you will pick any up on foot.

Renting a car is a bad idea as it costs as much as a car and driver, you are liable to be jailed if you injure someone and there are no street names and no addresses - all directions are based on current and past (e.g. non-existent) landmarks. So if you don't know where Sandy's was, where the statue of Monsignor Lezcano is or Semaforo El Dorado is, you are screwed. Plus there are two lane traffic circles and 20,000 maniac taxis all the time. Taxis are dirt cheap by N. American standards.

If you don't have Spanish PM me I can refer you to a driver that will cost nearly as much as the hotel (well the same as a rental car) but speaks English and is as big as a tank as well. He knows the clubs and strip joints well. If you do habla espanol, I will get you the name of another driver who I prefer.

Johnny Drama
01-31-06, 23:07
I'm trying to plan a mogering trip to Nicaragua in March but cant decide on which city to stay in. Managua seems like the obvious choice since its the capital, but I don't know about prices, safety, etc. If you had to choose between Managua, Granada, and Leon, which would it be considering cost/quality of hotel, cost/quality of girls, etc. Does anyone have recent information on the cost of girls per hour, are we still in the $10-20 range, or are these old prices?

Thanks for all the help

Mn Student

Grand Pollo
02-04-06, 04:16
I'm trying to plan a mogering trip to Nicaragua in March but cant decide on which city to stay in. Managua seems like the obvious choice since its the capital, but I don't know about prices, safety, etc. If you had to choose between Managua, Granada, and Leon, which would it be considering cost/quality of hotel, cost/quality of girls, etc. Does anyone have recent information on the cost of girls per hour, are we still in the $10-20 range, or are these old prices?

Thanks for all the help

Mn Student

There are, practically speaking none in Granada and Leon. Granada is a boring all-inclusive tourist kind of town and Leon is hotter than the bowels of hell with a couple bars. Managua has 5000 girls. Maybe not 5000 but 500 times more than the other two towns.

If you look at the dates of the posts your question if they are old posts will be self-evident.

Read advice then post specific questions. Bone up on your Spanish.

Ford
03-29-06, 21:48
"Undiscovered Retirement Paradise"

This is what "mainstream" magazines and internet sites are starting to call the country of Nicaragua. I was honestly stunned when I saw this caption as the lead story on MSN's homepage this morning!

Including MSN this is the 4th so called mainstream publication that has touted Nicaragua as an "undiscovered" retirement haven. :(

I've known about the advantages of retiring in Nicaragua for years now. I am well aware of the tax advantages, the residency advantages and the generous offers available to people who choose to open a business here, but this is because it has been my focus for years and because I subscribe to "off-beat" magazines like International Living. To see this country touted in the New York Times, Money Magazine, Smart Money Magazine, Yahoo and MSN is scary!

They talk about the undiscovered real estate values on the west coast like in San Juan del Sur, and the complexes and communities that are currently being built. "Beach, golf, ocean views - all for pennies on the dollar!"

**Last word - these periodicals affirm that the Nicaraguan government is taking the same steps today that the Costa Rican government took in the early 1980's to lure Americans and Europeans to its shores. "Nicargua is well on it way to becoming the next Costa Rica........"

Wonderful! I'm so happy to hear that! With thousands of uninitiated, divorced 45-55 year old retirees from the military, firemen, police, postal workers and private sector "buyouts" and early incentive recipients invading the Nica shore in the next 10 years -
I'm quite certain that before long we will be paying $200 for "short term" in Managua , just like we do in San Jose Costa Rica!

(Great!! Isn't progress wonderful?!) :(
FORD

Grand Pollo
04-01-06, 17:16
Well fortunately there is a fixation on waterfront, so SJDS, and the areas with the Pacific beaches as far as Poneloya should bear the brunt of this. I doubt even in places like Las Colinas that the average retiree is aiming for Managua for a place to settle so the chicas should be somewhat immune from the effect of CostaRicaification.

I think the MP's by and large exist to serve the locals more than tourists (since there are none by and large) and they cannot afford to pay even if the girlies ask for more.

But generally I concur we need an influx of high pant wearing , black sock and sandals types like a hole in the head. More so as I read these other CA posts where costs, looks and safety are a dreadful mix of too much, too little and none, or all three. For example Salvador and Honduras, or San Jose on the cost side.

FastFishRacer
04-02-06, 01:33
Its been awhile since my visit to Nica.

How is Luis? Does he have E-mail or is his phone still the same.

I will be heading down i a month or two.

Fastfishracer

Grand Pollo
04-03-06, 01:39
Tip: If you want to ask ME a question, send a PM to me. OK, No , yes.

Luv Webcam
05-12-06, 21:46
I need to leave Costa Rica for 72 hours to renew my visa. I am hoping that I can have a great mongering trip too! Can anyone give me some specific advice on Nicaragua, like what the scene is like, prices, types of places, etc. I currently monger a lot in San Jose, Costa Rica and also love Philippines and Thailand.

Also, which city in nicaragua should I go to? I am trying to keep travel costs and travel time (from San Jose, Costa Rica) down to a minimum!

Any help would be great! Feel free to PM me!

Grand Pollo
05-13-06, 02:26
In addition to the PM you already sent me read this transcription between Ford and I in the DR forum (see if you get the message). I note you told me you live in CR, I don't know of any residents, e.g. with cedulas that have to exit for 72 hours at a time to get a new tourist card. Please don't fib.

Anyhooo......It all began with this gem:

Quote: Originally Posted by No Id
Ok so I goin to Santo Domingo from the 17-22, we will be staying at a Marriot over there, but I never been in DR and have never done a trip like this (friends bachloer party, going to a place like this etc) I need as much info possible, where to met girls pros and non pros (cost etc) also even though all my friends know spanish I don't so well, will that hurt me! Also do you guys know if hotels like the marriot will give us problems if we bring a bunch of girls back to rooms etc! Please let me know,

Ford:

Grand Pollo, its posts such as this that makes me wonder what in the world is the purpose of our 900+ contributions to this board.

"I don't speak Spanish real well is this going to present a problem in Santo Domingo?" (ever read post #112 on this board?) "Where in Santo Domingo can I meet pros, non-pros and costs etc. (you're kidding right? ever read the last 200 posts?) Is the Marriott guest friendly are other places in SDQ guest friendly? (ever read post #118 on this board?)

We haven't made a bit of difference to anyone, what's the sense? Nobody cares............FORD

Grand Pollo:

Well, Ford, there is nothing wrong with newbies, we all were and everyone has to learn but I agree, wasting people's time being too lazy to even make an effort certainly doesn't stimulate me to offer much, if any, advice .

I also think that for people of even reasonable intelligence, say able to tie their shoes, eat without dribbling, read at say grade 7 or 8 level, that Spanish is rather easy to learn. Now this of course presupposes someone would try (like trying to search, trying to research , trying to learn , well it is very trying to see nobody bothers).

I have learned, that when you travel to a Latin American country they speak Spanish (except Brazil, they speak Portuguese but many also speak Spanish), QED, learn Spanish.

Especially from those who have the agonizingly repetitive posts about Joe Blow from Kokomo who wants to meet "normal girls" and "college students" despite a total inability to speak one conversational word to them. I think these requests can be translated into " I think these 3rd world girls are pushovers and I am too cheap to pay". Hey fellows they would expect to TALK to you on a date, whipping out your dictionary makes you look like a goober.

NO Id has NO chance with NO one and should get NO help with NO effort. No Id(ea): Read all the posts at least back to 2004 or so, write down the confusing stuff, repost asking for clarification. Major hotels, all-inclusive resorts, forget them ( and they cost too much), no language, skip "non-pros", locations: read the forums. Get off your ass in other words.

Spanish benefits, and knowing how the country works, and what the customs are: I have two regular GF's , three if I want (the third is a chore at times but so cute) , who want stuff but don't want sex for money, maybe costs me as much or more for dinner and clothes and entertainment, but they are relationships not cash transactions. The ironic part? The latest one speaks fluent English and I have to tell her to stick to Spanish so I don't bounce back and forth while I am in country.

Ford :

GP,
Thanks for you reply, I feel better! On other boards (Managua) you were the the one who was critical of people who asked redundant questions and people who refused to RTFB (and of course you were right) but I decided to take the higher ground and be diplomatic.

This time I just lost it! Thanks for summarizing my discontent so articulately!

cheers,
FORD

Grand Pollo:

Well some Managua posts were literally asking about hotels when on the same page there was posts on the hotels ( or posts under Leon asking about Managua, etc.) . OK, maybe searching is a chore but looking 4 inches down, please.

I get a LOT of PM's asking the same things. I used to reply, now I delete them outright. Why reply to someone too lazy to try even a wee bit?

Sexy Boy
06-11-06, 01:57
If you are planning a visit to Nicaragua, I gladly recommend the Brand’s Hotel Los Robles (http://www.brandtshotel.com.ni). It’s near (by foot) to all the action in Managua. There you could go to Metrocento in less than 5 minutes walking. In the same area you could find restaurants and a famous disco in Managua called “Chaman”.

The price is between USD 45 – 50 and includes breakfast, Internet, hot water, air conditioning (split units) and the most important is clean.

I had stay in Casa Real, Europa and Mansion Teodolodinda and they are no match to the Brandt’s.

Biffy
06-11-06, 22:30
I stayed there three years ago and it was OK. One think I can't recall - is it girl friendly?

Sexy Boy
06-12-06, 02:40
I stayed there three years ago and it was OK. One think I can't recall - is it girl friendly?Yes it is, as log the girls leaves doesn't stay to sleep.

Grand Pollo
06-13-06, 00:16
That's friendly? That's 99% of my traffic.

FastFishRacer
06-14-06, 23:06
Whats the going rate for a street chica snd a bar chica for thr night.

Where are the hotties hanging out now.

Muchas

Sexy Boy
06-14-06, 23:44
That's friendly? That's 99% of my traffic.IF you wan't to pay extra she could stay.

Grand Pollo
06-16-06, 00:17
if you have to pay extra it is not friendly, it is downright mean. sounds like a waste of time. what's "extra"? c$100 or $50 us?

to ffr the street girls haven't changed in the few months since you last asked. c$200 for a go, c$500 all night. check the cedula, closely. many **** near the texaco, thus you are playing with fire , police, parents, hotel.

no idea what a bar chica is . what bar, etc., you are driving at.

frankly the cost is what you can negotiate. i have girls all night all the time for c$400-500 plus maybe money for the sitter (if they have kids) and that's 6-7 p.m. to 9 a.m. the next day. even all day for noon to 7 they get c$400 but that is becuase they know me and they know the deal. i haven't and wouldn't use a sw out of desperation.

FastFishRacer
06-17-06, 21:13
Grand Pollo I will using Luis its safer hes worth it.

Take care,

Fastfish

FastFishRacer
06-17-06, 21:23
Lets open a chica house in SJDS. Let Luis run it. Bring in fresh girls from Managua every 2 weeks. Let Luis run it have someone do the books. Hook up the Mayor occasionally ( hes a sandanista capitalist) and retire,

Just a thought,

F.F.R.

Grand Pollo
06-20-06, 03:14
Hey, let's not.

Did you arrange to use him for a trip coming up soon?

FastFishRacer
06-21-06, 21:23
Yes I have, and again thank you.

FFR

Grand Pollo
06-24-06, 00:53
Send me a PM with when and where if you can.

Grand Pollo
07-16-06, 01:16
See this Managua post

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=485789#post485789

Pegasus99
09-11-06, 15:25
Be careful of street girls. Some months ago, I picked up 2 seemingly nice SWs for C$200 each. I told them upfront that I wanted BBBJ etc, but when we got to a seedy hotel (of their choice), I had to pay for the hotel (cheap) and they really were the worst chicas I have encountered in terms of service and attitude. They refused to do anything that we had agreed at the time I picked them up, and wanted more money. After about 30 minutes and no real sex, I was very frustrated and let them go. My taxi driver took me to a club called Hollywood which is much more expensive but has some beautiful girls. For about US$75 (I think), you can go into a (semi) private room with one or two girls and do pretty much anything with them till the bottle of wine runs out (say about 45 minutes). The girls there were absolutely wonderful and I went back the next night as well for a night (well, an hour) of heaven.

Grand Pollo
09-12-06, 00:23
When I was in Hollywood 8 months ago, it was US$88 for 20 minutes one girl with not much ability to do anything. Are you saying they have doubled the time, reduced the price and opened it up to do whatever you like? With the wine etc., what was the total tab, in cordobas or US$? I ask about the wine since 1/4 bottle of run worth $1.50 was $14.

Also this area was somewhat open to viewing, not enclosed.

Hollywood and Elite are renowned as real clip joints so their open policy for less money sounds unlike them. For those who crave strip joints, Cueto Club done right (e.g. limit the lady drinks) is not too bad, Venus is cheap with onsite rooms as is Polancos, in a dodgy area (they both are).

Vale Todo (the original) is manageable more to get dates for daytime than do anything onsite, though the "VIP" private room is $20 for 3 songs, and totally private.

The situation with the SW's is not unusual, combining 2 of them and a taxi and their choice of hotel is not a wise move since they could also be setting you up. It is possible to find OK girls but with MP's at 200 or 250 why bother?

This thread should be under Managua since it is about Managua.

Acaryu
11-13-06, 13:12
I am an american thinking of buying some property in Nicaragua. Does anybody familiar with the law there for american to buy property? What are the expenses like: lawyers, transfer tax, value added tax etc? Is the title safe? Do you own the land or all the land is leased? Which is the best place to buy as an investment? I like beachfront lots or houses. Is it de sur? How much do you need to live there? Are you allowed to stay there? What is medical care like? What is a good real estate firm?

If you have some info, I would appreciate it. Thanks.

Grand Pollo
11-15-06, 21:31
Title insurance is available and adviseable. There are a lot of contested titles to land expropriated (stolen) by the Sandinista government (which as of 1/10/07 is the government again, too bad, really) . Title searches to prior to the civil wars are essential as is a lawyer that deals with gringos.

You obviously have never been as you have 10 "how long is a string" questions. Go there then post back.

Information on visas, residencias etc., are freely available on other forms like Nicaliving as one.

Juan Carter
11-22-06, 08:13
Golly, GP, I did hotel thread searches and found some great chica friendly hotels in the $45 to $90 range but I'll be in Managua on the cheap. Chica prices are great but it seems there are better hotel deals even in Costa Rica. Poor Vic Nate tried 18 months ago but evidently was unable to find recommendations in the $20 to $30 range. I'll be there in March. Anybody have recommendations, especially in Managua?

Grand Pollo
11-23-06, 02:53
$20 to $30 I know of nothing and would not trust anything I found at that price. If you include the IVA 15% you are looking at $17 to $26 before taxes. Good luck. Watch your back in such dives.

There are hostels in the Martha Quezada area near the Nica Bus terminal along with backpackers and muggers and the like. I guess that is where you start, as long as you don't mind carrying your luggage with you every day.

Sexy Boy
11-24-06, 16:02
Golly, GP, I did hotel thread searches and found some great chica friendly hotels in the $45 to $90 range but I'll be in Managua on the cheap. Chica prices are great but it seems there are better hotel deals even in Costa Rica. Poor Vic Nate tried 18 months ago but evidently was unable to find recommendations in the $20 to $30 range. I'll be there in March. Anybody have recommendations, especially in Managua?If you are planning a visit to Nicaragua, I gladly recommend the Brand’s Hotel Los Robles (http://www.brandtshotel.com.ni). It’s near (by foot) to all the action in Managua. There you could go to Metrocento in less than 5 minutes walking. In the same area you could find restaurants and a famous disco in Managua called “Chaman” where you could find some local girls (non pro).

The price is between USD 45 – 50 and includes breakfast, Internet, hot water, air conditioning (split units) and the most important is clean.

And don’t lose time asking to the big chicken because he’s not going to help you.

Grand Pollo
11-25-06, 02:44
Since he said no more than $30 how does $45-50 help this guy at all? He can stay at Conquistador with breakfast for that and they are the most girl friendly place in the city.

I can't help him with flophouse recommendations because I don't know any flophouses and I wouldn't recommend a $17-$25 hotel to anyone, as they won't be clean, safe or likely A/C, well for you I might think about that.

Your opinion (of me) means nothing. Your posts as for this city have contributed this one hotel recommendation twice. Not really an expert at all. Your link for this hotel is dead as well and launches an Apache test page. Gee thanks for that.

If you mean the hotel in Las Robles that calls itself the Hotel Los Robles it is US$75 and is absolutely no guests allowed. Here is a working link: http://www.hotellosrobles.com/en/habitaciones/

It is however a very nice hotel in the area, just no girls and 300% of his budget.

To the original poster, your budget needs upward adjustment.

Juan Carter
11-29-06, 10:15
Thanks SB,

$45 beats previous recommendations but still over budget. I expected cheaper prices in Nicaragua. Your link didn't work for me today but I found HOTEL BRANDTS BED & BREAKFAST. De la Galería Casa de los Tres Mundos. 1 cuadra Abajo #238. Managua, Nicaragua. Teléfono: (505) 2702114 . I found recommendations for www.estancialacasona.com at $40 and www.hoteldlido.com at $30 but doubt they are chica friendly. I have plenty of time to shop before my trip, additional suggestions are greatly appreciated. A lodging thread for this forum might be a good idea.

Sexy Boy
11-29-06, 18:05
Do yourself a favor and take my recommendation to avoid problems in Managua. You could walk to Metrocentro get some girls and take them back to the Hotel so you’ll save on transportation. I stayed in that hotel about five months ago so I know what I’m talking about.

One final word: beware because Managua is considered a dangerous city and some locals don’t like Americans because of the previous US policy towards the country.

Artisttyp
11-29-06, 19:07
I have a question regarding high season and low season pricing.

If I was to come down in the middle of januarary after the holidays would I have trouble finding a hotel moving around the country without a reservation?
Can someone give me an idea of how expensive it gets in reference to decent food and tours etc.

Many thanks.

Artisttyp

Grand Pollo
12-01-06, 02:38
Not busy in the post-Xmas season.

Tours are available all the time, call Tours Nicaragua, they are the better one of the few there. If you like that sort of thing there are good ones to Ometepe. The Granada tours are for geezers. Ditto Masaya (good craft shopping though) and the Catarina overlook.

Note other than Montelimar in Pochomil which is a Barcelo AI resort, I haven't seen "seasonal" pricing aywhere. The rates stay constant more or less.

Artisttyp
12-01-06, 17:08
I have been researching a possible trip to nicaragua since I have a certain amount of AA miles accumulated .

I am intrested in managua due to monger possibilities and the carribean coast. I read something about el rama being a port town with hookers but grand pollo said it was a waste of time.

The coast also has alot of malaria , dengue fever.

Bluefields is a major coast city used as a stepping stone to get to the corn islands off the coast. I thought I would go there after managua and use that as a base to get around the carribean side. There is a overpriced casa there according to grand pollo. I have no idea how much overpriced comes out to be..grand pollo?

You can take a plane to bluefields from managua but I was more intrested in a bus eventhough it takes 10 hours. I could stop along the way.

I would be going for photography and adventure but also to monger. I would start and end up in managua so if managua worked out for me with pfp and bluefields as well the trip would make sense.

Any advice...comments?

There was also some mention of towns being too small for girls to work unnoticed by relates, friends . I guess that would be true in many places but maybe more in nicaragua?

Can you cut and paste a PM to the forum?

Grand Pollo
12-02-06, 01:17
You can cut and paste anything to anything in Windows.

Get either Moon's Guide to Nicaragua or Richard Leonardi's book about Nicaragua and bone up on the geography before you commit to the Atlantic coast, Nuevo Segovia, etc. As you get farther north on the east side the more risk there in from criminals, narcotraffickers and land mines. You can fly to Corn Islands from Managua directly, why you would is beyond me but it is not hard to fly there, or you take a boat after flying to Bluefields.

For photography it is an OK idea, but fly. Those buses start in Managua so don't count on getting off and I am not all that sure that there are many places to stop anyway (that you could not go to on a shorter trip from Managua anyway). There is one decent road map from a company in Vancouver. Or the Guia Mananic if you can find one which is not easy.

The smaller the town the less the casas - hard to get staff , can't use locals since everyone knows everything, and I think really small towns the men would concerned about being seen or caught. The girls from Leon and Esteli come to Managua to work in their casas. There is supposed to be some girls on the highway in Leon and a casa in Esteli, that would be a long trip for just that.

Note any part of Nicaragua outside the major cities (Managua, Leon, Granada, Matagala, Esteli) has a malaria and dengue risk - if there are a lot of trees and it gets wet you have mosquitoes, with them are dengue and malaria.

Remember there are casas for middle class and tourists and then there are places for locals (like Salvadoreno #2 in Managua - you like your waitress you can bang her for 30 minutes for C$130 or $7), you won't really fit in all that well and will be the guy with lots of money. Watch your back.

Artisttyp
12-02-06, 03:15
Good info I just wish there was more info on casas in managua but salvador #2 could be a good place to start. Im sure the cab drivers know a few places.
I was reading that Esteli has some good shopping so maybe it is worth a trip.
I still need to do some more research but I will give an update later on.
Besides mongering nicaragua sounds like quite an adventure. I was reading people are moving there from costa rica.

Grand Pollo
12-03-06, 02:32
You must not read very well: there is information on every casa in my posts, good and bad, prices and so forth. You can also get the daily casa availibility in the classifieds of Nuevo Diario, and since the whole paper is online and free at elnuevodirario.com.ni you don't even have to pay the 5 pesos. To get better info, you may have to read more than one or two pages of posts in the Managua section (you have read in THAT section, right?).

Salvador #2 is a good place for you to get killed or robbed with old skanks for $7. Read again, please.

Esteli has no more shopping than Managua, other than the onions you can buy at Sebaco. If you are a bicycle distributor there is a Rep. of China bicycle factory in Esteli, doubtful you can buy just one, vs. say 10,000 of them.

Where did you get information people are moving to Nicaragua from Costa Rica? If you mean locals it is the other way around, looking for work , if you mean extranjeros, I have not heard or seen that.

I am quite worried about what you have planned, local bars like Salvadoreno #2, and shopping where there is nothing to buy.

You are fluent or highly functional with Spanish right?

Artisttyp
12-03-06, 05:07
Ive been reading travel books so that is were Im getting my info from. I have read a few pages of the managua forum up till 2005 past that it wouldnt make any sense. What Im getting out of it is that there are strip clubs you can go and arrange for daytime dates if you have a hotel that lets them enter. There are also MPs with onsight service you mentioned I think "glorias" tried to take you for $50 but you werent having it.
The prices I should be paying are roughly $7 - $20 for strip club girls during the day depending on where I meet them.
Looking in the paper you mentioned is helpful thank you. You might think Im retarded and cant read but some of the info in the thread is not as cut and dry as you think although helpful. I think every forum should have an updated list of places broken down by price and type. You enhanced the thread by your last post thank you.
Esteli is famous for the sandinista war and from what I read has many traces of that era political posters etc. It would be good to photograph. There is a mention in lonley planet that it has decent leather. I will ask before I go.
Im a native new yorker and used to frequent sleaze on the old 42 street and the rest so Im accustomed to an edgy scene. Ive done el salvador,peru,Dr,buenos aires,ecuador,mexico,costa rica,jamaica Ill be fine I just needed a little info thank you for your efforts.
I will spend a week in el salvador as well since its easy to get to by bus.

Grand Pollo
12-05-06, 01:59
Lonely Planet is out of date and the wrong book. Spend the 15 bucks for the Moon guide. I looked at mine today and was right on Rama, the lack of anything to do (other than stare into space) on Corn Island. Most of RAAS and especially RAAN are void of much.

Once you leave Boaco and Juigalpa there is literally 6 hours of nothing until Rama on the bus. Time wasted, if you ask me.

You will find much more civil war sentiment and posters and murals in Leon, not Esteli. I have been to Esteli, the leather shopping is good but it is a lot of saddles and the like vs., say boots and belts. The market in Masaya is good for that type of purchase, and is 35 minutes from Managua.

Actually the best place to shop is Mercado Oriental in Managua however I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous a place it can be.

Gangs and a lot of glue sniffers and a maze of warrens and things, however the prices are lower for literally everything you could want. I take my driver and a second guy with me to watch my back when I am photographing. When I shot the Callejon de la Muerte in the mercado, my driver was armed. At night ( I was contemplating going back at night) we had arranged two off duty cops with AK's to add additional protection.

There are enough of my recent MP posts for Managua to be of help.

I am serious you or other gringos do not belong in El Salvadoreno 2 or any typical local bar (any that have steel bars on the windows ar not gringo suitable). The girls are terribly old and ugly, I was using it as an example of what to avoid.

Try the Conquistador near Plaza Inter, for an open door policy for girls as long as they are legal. Unless you are like the guy with the $17 a day budget and then you are on your own there. Don't walk to Plaza Inter from there though as there are too many thugs around. Good rates and free hot breakfast and free wired internet in the rooms.

Artisttyp
12-05-06, 02:51
I just looked at their website singles for $40 and you say they let girls in thats great thanks.


Artisttyp

GauntMan
12-05-06, 17:27
Just went out sunday night with a friend that wanted to get some action since he arrived in the noon and wanted to go to a MP, since I still dont have internet access@home I couldnt retrieve any directions. So we headed out and hit Solid Gold. we were quoted US$ 10 cover drinkable inside, but we didnt enter, just asked the guy outside info about prices and the like. We found out the following:
Shows all the time and that they have rooms in the premises, and the most interesting thing was that the guy doesnt have or doesnt wants to have info on girls price. He mentioned that all is negotiated between the customer and the girl. Since we still werent convinced to partake due to the cover, the guy mentioned that they also have a US$5 cover with no drinks. We headed out elsewhere.
We went touring thru the famous Zona Hippo, which is a long street filled up with bars/restaurants outdoor cafe style, which where mostly closed since it was sunday night and the nightlife is pretty much dead. We tried reaching some other clubs but since Im new in Managua, I havent memorized the streets yet, so my friend(we are both completely fluent in spanish) asked a cabbie to drive him to a "casa de masajes" and I followed him on my car. Directions are a little confusing to give and Ill skip them, because you wont be missing anything at all.
We arrived at a place called Fenix, in a not so good looking area. Went in and it reminded me of the bar in the movie From Dusk till Dawn sans the pretty ladies. Prices were 200 cordobas for 30 mins and 400 for an hour. Girls were average 4-6 maybe because it was sunday but I really doubt it would get better. Headed out without partaking and went to the infamous Elite. Cover entrance was US$13, including 3 national drinks or beers. Girls drinks are US$18.75
Since I was invited to a bachelor party a week earlier I already had some friends. Looked for Sharon but seems like she was off for the day. Hanged out with Rebeca, tall athletic nica, dark redish hair 22 yold in the scale 1-10 she would be a solid 8. Nice warm talker earned her a drink. A after some time fondling her she went to change to dance, my friend wasnt so lucky as one of the other girls stucked to him like a leech and she wasnt her type, so he asked to bail out, so I complied said goodbye to Rebeca, and we went to Pharaoh's casino in carretera masaya. We stayed there untill 430am and then we call it a day.

One thing that I forgot to mention, is the SW scene. Near one of the clubs, solid gold, they hang out in a corner near a traffic light. In the average scale 1-10 Id give them 4-6 with a VERY RARE gem in between.

With this said, I can at least confirm Grand's description of Fenix as a dump, dont even ask about it, its not worth.

Cheers

Artisttyp
12-05-06, 18:40
Any idea of how many "dumps" like fenix there are? The price would come out to be around $22 dollars according to oanda.com currency converter.

You can find other countries where you can get a great deal for that price but if that is what managua has to offer then you just take it for what it is and tramp out. Ive done it before.
I would be more concerned about the availability of these places.

The strip clubs sounds horrible. I think strip clubs should be banned everywhere.

Im looking forward to more of your reports

Artisttyp

Grand Pollo
12-06-06, 02:16
fenix is unique in its dumpiness. if you would read my reports under managua and not here you'd (he'd) have known a) not to bother and b) where to go.

c$200 is the low end price in a clean joint like claudia #2, and c$400 is the other end, caribena morena, clean private showers, air and nice girls.

the ones not to go to i have listed - gloria, bellmary's, elegante spa, for rip-off pricing. gringos especially.

lorena is passable as is claudia #1 (the original) - c$300 and c$250.

many of these places are listed in the nuevo diario classifieds, also available online.

i have never recommended solid gold (and the last time i was there last year we got in and drank for free and i still won't recommend it. nor hollywood, nor elite due to high covers and overpriced drinks, e.g. $18.75 you must be joking, as a bottle of gran reserva costs us$5 or $6 in a gas station.

however i have on more than one occasion said vale todo (i) - the original in msr. leszcano and cueto club are manageable with small or no cover and reasonable drinks (for you - do not buy girl drinks, give them c$30 instead - they make more than from one drink and you save 8 bucks).

cueto club only has a salida of (last year) c$375 and vale todo is a good place to arrange day dates, as the in club/take out prices are absurd. the girls get less than 1/5th of the takeout price for example.

in the bad(der) part of town, if you stay sober and are aware of your surroundings, polanco is worth seeing and club venus is not bad, across the street from polanco. both clubs you can have a girl on premises for c$500, not totally out of hand.

i get tired of repeating myself - is it possible you are only reading this section and not managua?

notes/corrections: the strip is not called zona hippos, the area with hippos (lousy) and woodys and a few other restaurants is called that. the main strip on c.masaya running from north of metrocentro to the shell station before the underpass is called the zona rosa. includes the star and pharoahs casinos, the hollywood complex with its casino, the strip clubs and assorted restaurants like tgif and the like.

you don't need internet access to get the mp listings as the daily diario is 5 cordobas, and you need a phone, good spanish and the ability to decipher the managua address system.

most of the mp's are cleaner and nicer than fenix, hell all of them are cleaner and nicer, and there are plenty of girls.

note the sw's who are on c.masaya south of the casino and near texaco are frequently ****, the police are stopping cars with young girls and even the conquistador will bar you with minors. those that are not **** are dogs or thieves. tread carefully as it is hard to find the diamonds among all that rough.

there are also a lot of travestis in a group that look pretty good so be careful if you are loaded that you haven't picked up a surprise. all in all the whole street scene is a waste of effort. too much work.

GauntMan
12-07-06, 00:56
Grand, I think that besides your recommendations, comments, etc, you should let people make there own choices on what places to visit, taking into account your recommendations. You start to sound angry that nobody follows your advises.
Im personally grateful for the comments but even with the bad comments about x or y place, I still like to go out and see for myself, whats the point of travelling if you dont enjoy your stay?

Grand Pollo
12-07-06, 02:33
Enjoy how, by overpaying, staying in dumps and failing to do research? To each his own.

Artisttyp
12-08-06, 18:47
Gauntman-
I agree one man's trash might be another man's treasure. As for myself I go for tramps anyway since I find the sex alot better.
If there is pfp on sale I will find a use for it.

Artisttyp
12-09-06, 00:17
The moon guide to nicaragua mentions the towns of " corinto and somotillo" to be locations were prostitution is abundant. Does anyone know about this?

Noguera
12-10-06, 23:12
I can't believe some travel guide comments on the prostitution in Corinto and Somotillo. Please ... don't waste your time going to these locals merely for p4p. If you are on an adventure and want to stop into these towns ... fine, but don't drive 2 hours from Managua to Corinto, or 3 hours from Managua to Somotillo merely to bone chicas. It is not worth it.

I used to live in Nicaragua and was up in Chinandega on business. Since Corinto is a port town I thought there would surely be clubs or bars ... there are not. I drove around the little town for more than an hour until I found a decent little bar and got lucky to pickup one girl. We went back to her house and she was pretty good. However, that was it for the entire town. These are definitely not destinations for p4p.

You will do your best in Managua.

Artisttyp
12-11-06, 18:54
I would never trust a guide book for mongering thats why I asked thanks.

Kool Klyde
01-15-07, 06:57
There will probaly be many more to come. I am planning a trip with a friend several months down the road, but am starting my research early.

I am wondering about the currency I see in the reports. The currency converter I used showed the local currency to be Nic. Cordoba Oro (NIO). In many of the reports I see currency shown as C$ (C$500...). Are they the same? If they are is my calc of 100 NIO= appox 5.75 usd?

Had thoughts of flying into CR for a day of play and then bus it to Nic. Any thoughts pros or cons would be appreciated.

Would like to spend some time around Esteli. Was wondering if much was happening there, hadn't seen anything for that area.

Usually post on the Phoenix boards if you want to check before you reply.

GauntMan
01-15-07, 18:09
There will probaly be many more to come. I am planning a trip with a friend several months down the road, but am starting my research early.

I am wondering about the currency I see in the reports. The currency converter I used showed the local currency to be Nic. Cordoba Oro (NIO). In many of the reports I see currency shown as C$ (C$500...). Are they the same? If they are is my calc of 100 NIO= appox 5.75 usd?

Had thoughts of flying into CR for a day of play and then bus it to Nic. Any thoughts pros or cons would be appreciated.

Would like to spend some time around Esteli. Was wondering if much was happening there, hadn't seen anything for that area.

Usually post on the Phoenix boards if you want to check before you reply.
The current exchange rate according to most banks is 1 us$=17.8 or 18 C$.

Grand Pollo
01-16-07, 01:27
C$ is the common symbol for the Cordoba which at times is called cords or even pesos by a lot of folks. The street rate which is the only place to change US (best cambistas are at the side of the Dominos south of Metrocentro) was 18:1 even 3 weeks ago. The Central Bank devalues the C$ at the rate of about 3% a year against the US$.

What is the purpose of going to Esteli? No action to speak of, a bit of a drive. You can tour Don Kiki's Esteli Cigar factory north of town if you can sweet talk the manager there. Interesting to see, cheap sales of good cigars out of the store room if you smoke. They will likely give you a cigar made while you watch so smoking cigars goes a long way to them showing interest.

Note the airfares from CR to Managua on a connecting fare from where you started may not be much more than the CR alone, which beats a 7 hour bus trip with as much as 2-4 hours at the CR/Nic border. Boring.

Kool Klyde
01-19-07, 16:55
Thank you for the replies and the pms guys. They cleared up a lot of questions I had. Cigars are second fav hobby, getting laid the first of course. Would love to see where my fav cigars come from, and check out the lovely locals as well. Any other hints or tips/info are welcome. As I am still about 8-9 months away from I will have time to do a lot of checking up.

Thanks again guys

kk

Grand Pollo
01-22-07, 04:30
Don Kiki's Esteli factory sells a lot of private label cigars, eg. sold under another name in the USA. Not the best but affordable. The best are Padron which you cannot tour and can only buy at their counter in the airport departure level. Most cigar factories are closed to the public and are free zone as well so they are not allowed to sell locally. Esteli is a long drive to just see Don Kiki.

To save you the money and time ALL cigars in both markets (and the market in Masaya and I would assume, Granada) , e.g., Rbto. Huembes and Mercado Oriental are fakes, and horrendous. Just like the beach cigars in the DR. Nica men are not big cigar smokers so there really isn't much of a demand to sell good ones locally, so they are aimed at the gringo resort tourists. Along with hammocks. Lots and lots of hammocks.

You can get carrots the size of your arm and onions as big as softballs at the junction at Sebaco, interesting to watch them climb the side of the buses to sell to passengers. This is an important intersection that determines if you are going to head to Matagalpa and the coffee country north-east or north to Honduras on the main highway.

If there are many (any) chicas in Esteli I'd be interested in knowing where as there were zero the last two times I was there.

8 or 9 months of advance planning is a lot of advance planning. I am there every 3-5 weeks, starting March/April annually if you need to know anything though I won't go to Esteli to count chicas for you.

Grand Pollo
02-13-07, 03:41
Since I have no interest in reading all the disparite forums to even find out there are all these posts (how did you do that?), it is hard to criticize the posts. Are they relevant, up to date and contain helpful info? Any of these? All? None?

For example I have seen posts that contain two year old information that is not really accurate or relevant so why post that stuff? I find it hard to imagine how someone as you say would be able to post all those posts of recent value in such a short time as they seem to cover the entire world.

I post here because I am in Nicaragua every month and even though I have a GF there I still visit the casas and all the new ones to report back what is new. And accurate. I used to be in the DR but haven't been there since 2004 so I rarely post there.

The only other times I post is where I am reading people giving lessons in truly appalling and totally incorrect Spanish, where if followed, people will sound like a worse gringo than one speaking only English.

Grand Pollo
02-15-07, 01:44
He has never been? How can he post on these subjects? He has quite a few posts. This is a chronic problem with web boards, self-made experts who read something then quote like it is fact or still fact. Just as (not) helpful as someone who was in a place 3 or more years ago then posts like it was yesterday, prices, girls, casas, etc., of course things change monthly, and the value is non-existent.

I do wish newbies would read then send me PM's ONLY for clarification, though, as I get so many already asked and answered questions, I start to resent the work I spend putting the info here to begin with, and despite doing my rounds of the casas and so forth then I get an PM- are there girls and casas? And how much?

FastFishRacer
03-22-07, 00:36
Greetings,

How are things at sunset on the strip at sunset. I hope to see Luis when I get down in August. Tell him I will call first.

I will try to hang on to my credit cards this time, only one ***** at a time. God they are quick!

Later,

Fastfish

Mountain Guy
03-22-07, 19:00
Gotta watch those sw's. I took two to my room in Lima and just barely caught one of them going through my jeans pockets. I threw them out without paying them and stuck to the casas and mp's after that.

Grand Pollo
03-22-07, 23:33
Picking up Managua street girls and going to a hotel in Lima sounds time consuming and really expensive too.

Dog111
04-17-07, 10:10
Granada is a fun town can not understand why it is getting slamed on this board. Yes pussy is easy to find at night. I did a lot of walking and would notice many differant street walkers some at 7pm others later 2am big group of working girls on the corner of the park near the Highly recomened Hotel Colonial around 8-11 pm asking 200. 900 cordobas depending on the time spent. Also the tourist pussy is a real option many types of Euro girl's as well as US & Canada chicas & plenty of Nica good girl cuties as well. Do a day tour & at night hunt for action near the square I think you will find it easy but do not be too trusting as not all SW just make thier money from sexo & if they look too young steer clear. Be wise and you can get what you need just not the quility you might want. I think all the best Nica beautys make their way to San Jose Coasta Rica so they can make real money from gringos spending $100 a pop. You even see Russian girls came over to live in CR seems all the Ho's hear about that green pasture. Nicaragua is ALOT cheaper but thats not always a good thing if looks & style are important when you look for a woman.

Ceza82
08-30-07, 10:41
Hello gentlemen,

I'm planning a trip to Managua in September and was wondering how easy it is to get prescription drugs from pharmacies? For example, is it possible to buy Viagra or Cialis without prescription? Also, does anyone know how difficult it is to get oxycodone without prescription? If anyone has any experience or can help me with any information, i would really appreciate it.

Thank you

Grand Pollo
08-31-07, 03:19
Hello gentlemen,

I'm planning a trip to Managua in September and was wondering how easy it is to get prescription drugs from pharmacies? For example, is it possible to buy Viagra or Cialis without prescription? Also, does anyone know how difficult it is to get oxycodone without prescription? If anyone has any experience or can help me with any information, i would really appreciate it.

Thank you

Yes to the first two. Impossible to the narcotics. You need a receta and the doctors don't write them on request. My regular pharmacy sells Levitra 2 for 1 for around $9-10 the pair. No idea the cost of V or C but no receta needed.

You can get benzos, antibiotics, birth control but no narcotics not even tylenol #3. I had a receta from Hosp. Metripolitano for Tylex (T#3) and I was in their pharmacy and even then I got static. Cannot imagine Oxycodone. I cannot imagine getting caught leaving the country with it either.

Good prices and good service (including the 2 4 1 Levitra) at FarXmart down from the la Union supermarket near Metrocentro. Hospitals are top $, so are the pharmacies inside the supermarkets. As is the one at ground level at Metrocentro on the north side. Avoid.

Good prices at the pharmacy near Valentis pizza but it is frequently very crowded and you need to know explicitly what you what as they stare at you like zombies there. they let me browse through the birth control pill cabinet as they could not answer my questions about the dosages of estrogen and progestin by brand. Kind of them I have to say.

Ford
09-05-07, 01:01
Hurricane Felix Hits Nicaraguan Coast

September 4, 2007 7:30pm E.S.T
Managua, Nicaragua


Hurricane Felix slammed into Nicaragua's remote northern Atlantic coast this morning, causing the death of at least one person so far. The category five storm, with winds topping 160 miles per hour, was downgraded to category three after it swept through the largest town in the area, Puerto Cabezas, home to 30,000 people, mostly Miskito Indians.

Local officials described the situation as "chaotic" as strong winds ripped off roof tops and tore down trees. President Daniel Ortega had ordered an evacuation on Saturday, and at least 10,000 were transported to safer grounds. Others are in churches and temporary shelters. The area, which is mostly made up of marsh lands and forest, was already inundated with heavy rains this past June and August. The remote Atlantic coast draws few outside visitors and the rest of Nicaragua remains unaffected, although the potential for flooding and mudslides remains.

The storm appears to be weakening as it moves north toward Honduras, but officials are warning of potential after affects.

Felix is the second category five hurricane of this hurricane season, which lasts until November.

**Initial reports sound somewhat hopeful but I'm sure with the mudslides and flooding people in Nic will be taking row boats to the Supermercado for weeks. :(

Ganon
09-13-07, 12:41
Hello,

First time writing in here. Can anyone exactly tell me where is the Claudia's that is in the area Monsenor Lezcano? The roads have no markings and I have look up and down the road that goes from the semafore to the estatue Mons Lezcano. There is also a Bravo farmacia on that road there and I know where is the vale todo, so if a person can give me from those points where is the Claudia's it help me very much so. I check some buildings for a number but there are many buildings, I think the number is 14 or 28 I am looking for, I don't recall precicely what I read.

Thanks please.

Stevewxly
09-13-07, 18:08
Myself and wingman will be visiting Managua for the first time in about 2 weeks. We need information on a few decent hotels - that would be 'close in' the the center of things...... not way out in the suburbs !

Would like to find a hotel that would be: inexpensive; safe; clean; private bath; AC; and nica friendly without any extra fees to bring a gal back to your room.

Our budget would be in the $ 20.00 per night range, and we would want separate rooms. A swimming pool would be a nice, but not necessary.

Recommendations please ?????

Noguera
09-15-07, 01:57
Go to the Monsenor Lezcano statue and face towards the lake. To your left maybe 5-10 meters is the major street going north/south. Take that main street north (al lago). Cross the street that goes past the front of Vale Todo (this is a one way street going east, arriba). Go one more block and turn left on the one way street going west (abajo). Go one block west and turn right (al lago). Maybe the 2nd or 3rd house on the left is Claudia's, with the #14 on the front.

Post a report on your adventure. This is a pretty young thing that I last did at Claudia's.

Meat Loaf
09-15-07, 13:33
Go to the Monsenor Lezcano statue and face towards the lake. To your left maybe 5-10 meters is the major street going north/south. Take that main street north (al lago). Cross the street that goes past the front of Vale Todo (this is a one way street going east, arriba). Go one more block and turn left on the one way street going west (abajo). Go one block west and turn right (al lago). Maybe the 2nd or 3rd house on the left is Claudia's, with the #14 on the front.

Post a report on your adventure. This is a pretty young thing that I last did at Claudia's.Thanks Noguera. Never knew that place, but by a different name. Julio, the owner, is an alright guy. Ever meet a nice girl, 28 years old, from Rivas real-named Selora?

Noguera
09-16-07, 17:25
Sorry Meat

I haven't been there in quite a few years. I used to like the place though!

Stevewxly
09-21-07, 19:49
I'm looking for a wingman for a mongering trip in Managua or San Salvador....then San Jose, then David, Panama then Panama City......on or about October 5th....for a 10 - 12 day trip.

I've been to Costa Rica and Panama many times....so I know the drill there, but it will be my first trip to El Salvador or Nicargua.... and I've not yet decided which destination will be best yet. Nicargua is easier to get into and get out of.....but San Salvador looks like the women may be slightly better, and prices better. ?????

Please PM me if interested.......Steve

Fantasy
09-21-07, 21:46
I am currently in the middle of my managua leg of my trip. I will post a report when I finish. Maybe it will help make your decision a little easier. One thing I can tell you is, no need for a wingman here, but I have run into very few gringos here, so someone to hang with during the day might be a more appropriate description if thats something that interests you.

Ganon
09-25-07, 11:33
Go to the Monsenor Lezcano statue and face towards the lake. To your left maybe 5-10 meters is the major street going north/south. Take that main street north (al lago). Cross the street that goes past the front of Vale Todo (this is a one way street going east, arriba). Go one more block and turn left on the one way street going west (abajo). Go one block west and turn right (al lago). Maybe the 2nd or 3rd house on the left is Claudia's, with the #14 on the front.

Post a report on your adventure. This is a pretty young thing that I last did at Claudia's.Thanks Noguera! I shall go to see this place now once return to Managua.

Meat Loaf
09-26-07, 22:16
Thanks Noguera! Go to the Monsenor Lezcano statue and face towards the lake. To your left maybe 5-10 meters is the major street going north/south. Take that main street north (al lago). Cross the street that goes past the front of Vale Todo (this is a one way street going east, arriba). Go one more block and turn left on the one way street going west (abajo). Go one block west and turn right (al lago). Maybe the 2nd or 3rd house on the left is Claudia's, with the #14 on the front.Another way to get there, via taxi, is "Vale Todo" en Monsenor Lezcano, 1 cuadra abajo, 1.5 cuadras a lago, casa #14 is written on the front of the house.

Noguera
09-28-07, 02:50
Actually ... Meat, I think your directions will put the taxi one block too far west (abajo). Why don't you check this out next time you are over in Monsenor Lezcano. Also, from Vale Todo you can't go abajo because the street in front of Vale Todo only runs arriba.

But you live in Managua so people should actually listen to you, buddy.

TGAM-nog

Ganon
10-03-07, 03:21
Hello,

Has anyone put postings to here for while I been gone? Trying to visualize the Claudias to my head, if I go up the main avenue and the intersection where the vale todo stree is to my left and the of the statue to the saint is to mi right, then I go up more one bloque, then I direction to the left, one bloque then my right, then it is to the second or third building on the left of the street correct?

Member #4167
10-05-07, 21:09
I'd like to go to Nica in the next 1-2 weeks. Will stay for 2 weeks. I will spend 1 week in MGA one week on the beach.

I have read thru the Managua forum (pretty much all 27 pages). I am especially indebted to Gran Pollo and his tireless efforts and time spent posting useful information and helping out others on the forum. A El Gran Pollo: Muchas Gracias - estoy agradecido.

I speak a passable spanish. Say at the level of a 3rd grader. Dont talk too fast and I'll be OK. I dont need a translator. For some reason I am not that good understanding precios (the numbers) in a checkout lane. For a mongerer - this could be a serious downfall.

Question What Is The General Beauty OF The Pros & Semi-Pros in MGA? (Specifically the Casas Girls)

From the posts, I realize that the Nicaraguense are not as pretty as Colombianas. I am concerned by the fact that their are alot less photos in this forum than say Guatemala and Panama. Why is that?

As El Gran Pollo has admonished repeatedly: I am specifically interested in the Casas girls, and secondarily in Semi-Pros.

I have heard people ranking women in this forum as 7's 8's and 9's these numbers dont mean much. One man's 6 is another man's 9. So I will try to describe my tastes:

Of course, I love latina women. Mulattas are OK, but I prefer the european looking faces. I am not a big fan of big titted Playboy Model type. No escort types for me. I really like natural looking, but pretty. I like skinny women. 18 - 29.

For me GFE is extremely important. I love a girl who has a great attitude and great enthusiasm in the sack. Of course I love a girl who is willing to do everything: BBBJ, Swallow.

To illustrate, I posted two photos gleaned from this forum. I like the "Me Gusta" picture. She is my favorite. The "Mejor Que No" girl, while doable, really isnt my cup of tea. (I hope the "Mejor Que No" girl is not anyones novia.)

To the members how many of the Casas girls (i.e. what percentage) are "Me Gusta"s or better ? 10% 20% 5% ?

Gracias

Chico Del Agua

Brazil Lover
10-07-07, 21:54
I will share my experience with you..

I found GFE to be largely lacking, but I did have one very good GFE experience with a casa chica. She even came to my hotel on another night.

Lookswise, I'd say you can generally find 3-6s or so in the casas, but I can't say I saw anything higher than a 7 in any casa I visited. I did see some pretty nice ones on the street, but that's a dangerous proposition. The girls in the stripclubs, however, were very attractive, albeit extremely expensive for a 3rd world country.

For semi-pros, try the Malecon (on the lake) or Matrix. The girls are better looking at Matrix, but they're 'easier' at the Malecon.

All that said, however, you should not have much trouble finding a girl who is of the "Me Gusta" level (but I must admit I don't see much difference between her and the "Mejor Que No" girl).




I'd like to go to Nica in the next 1-2 weeks. Will stay for 2 weeks. I will spend 1 week in MGA one week on the beach.

I have read thru the Managua forum (pretty much all 27 pages). I am especially indebted to Gran Pollo and his tireless efforts and time spent posting useful information and helping out others on the forum. A El Gran Pollo: Muchas Gracias - estoy agradecido.

I speak a passable spanish. Say at the level of a 3rd grader. Dont talk too fast and I'll be OK. I dont need a translator. For some reason I am not that good understanding precios (the numbers) in a checkout lane. For a mongerer - this could be a serious downfall.

Question What Is The General Beauty OF The Pros & Semi-Pros in MGA? (Specifically the Casas Girls)

From the posts, I realize that the Nicaraguense are not as pretty as Colombianas. I am concerned by the fact that their are alot less photos in this forum than say Guatemala and Panama. Why is that?

As El Gran Pollo has admonished repeatedly: I am specifically interested in the Casas girls, and secondarily in Semi-Pros.

I have heard people ranking women in this forum as 7's 8's and 9's these numbers dont mean much. One man's 6 is another man's 9. So I will try to describe my tastes:

Of course, I love latina women. Mulattas are OK, but I prefer the european looking faces. I am not a big fan of big titted Playboy Model type. No escort types for me. I really like natural looking, but pretty. I like skinny women. 18 - 29.

For me GFE is extremely important. I love a girl who has a great attitude and great enthusiasm in the sack. Of course I love a girl who is willing to do everything: BBBJ, Swallow.

To illustrate, I posted two photos gleaned from this forum. I like the "Me Gusta" picture. She is my favorite. The "Mejor Que No" girl, while doable, really isnt my cup of tea. (I hope the "Mejor Que No" girl is not anyones novia.)

To the members how many of the Casas girls (i.e. what percentage) are "Me Gusta"s or better ? 10% 20% 5% ?

Gracias

Chico Del Agua

Noguera
10-07-07, 23:51
Ganon

Your description is exactly correct. There is a #14 on the house (at least there used to be). Let us know about your visit.

Ganon
10-08-07, 01:13
This is to Water boy. You will no have lucke for the local newpaper for the classified advers. There I understand is a prohibited to post in the newspaper for the electronic form. http://www.elnuevodiario.com. Ni/clasificados and then push on the mouse on Belleza. Your best bet is to change the date. Then you can get before today. Anyhows I can testify for BELLA MARY'S, they usually have some early in the AM "thick" gurls, but it depends on your fetish. If you go first of the thing in the am then maybe you can get girl in the good attitude. I am only trying to contribute to the forjum. You can catch a womean with more good attitude there in the AM and then they will not quote you $50 if you are foreigner. There at times are the girls that go "entero". I sorry about my english as I could study more.

Member #4167
10-08-07, 16:06
Thank you all for your responses !

I'm planning a 2 week Mongering/Exploration/Diving trip to either Central America or Northern South America. I have researched alot of areas on ISG.

In your opinon, which country in Central America or South America is the best for my goals, that is, long term residency, and fishing/dving, not just mongering:

MY Objectives:

I want to both dive, fish and to monger

I am semi-retired, work as a consultant and would like a place to eventually move to. Therefore I am not there just as a tourist but rather to move there.

1. I love to dive and catch lobster and fish so a coastal location would be great. I prefer the atlantic water [caribbean] over the pacific (I am a Florida Boy at heart). Finding a cheap equivalent of the Florida Keys with lots of Lobster and lots of cute chicas would be the best place. I am not a highly skilled fisherman/hunter (for actual fish that is - not for chicas), so I need a place with abundant sea life.

2. I love latina women, but of the latinas I prefer the european looking ones. Basically I am a fan of whiter skin. Mulattas are OK. I speak a passable spanish.

3. I am more into finding non-pro / semi-pros. For me GFE is extremely important. I love a girl who has a great attitude and great enthusiasm in the sack. No fat chicks

4. Last of all (but not least of all), value (bang for the buck) is important to me.

5. Safe country

From my USG Research, Here Is What I've Found (This is based on comments I've seen in the forums, not my own opinion as I have never visited any of these places)

I am hoping the members in this forum can add to the following and give me your opinions:

Colombia: Pros: Great GFE. Beautiful Women.
Cons: Has gotten expensive, Dangerous(kidnapping). Wouldnt feel safe living there or buying property there.

DR: Pros: None.
Cons: Expensive, DArker Girls.

CR: Pros: Beautiful Women. Alot of oppurtunities for mongering
Cons: Expensive Girls. Expensive Land. OVerrun with Gringos.

Ecuador: Pros: Inexpensive Mongering, Pretty Chicas, Safe
Cons: Pacific Coast with Crappy Diving, High Altitude, Limited oppurtunity for semi-pro (all mongering is in the Chongos/Casas - which by the way is not that bad)

Nicaragua: Pros: Inexpensive Mongering, Inexpensive Land, Safe
Cons: MGA is a dump, a wreck of a town, Nicaragua as a whole is a dump(Say other people), prostitution is illegal, picking up streetwalkers is ill-advised, the quality of the chicas in the casas is poor (only a 6 or a 7).

Guatemala: Pros: Inexpensive Mongering,
Cons: unsafe, nice to visit, probably wouldnt want to live there.

El Salvador: Pros: Inexpensive Mongering,
Cons: pacific coast (poor diving), unsafe, nice to visit, probably wouldnt want to live there.

Belize (out of the question):
Pros: awesome diving, carribbean location. Zero Mongering,
Cons: unsafe, nice to visit, probably wouldnt want to live there.

Honduras: Pros: Nice diving, pacific locations. Inexpensive Mongering,
Cons: unsafe, nice to visit, probably wouldnt want to live there.

Based upon my criteria, how would you rank:
Nicaragua, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras ?

In Conclusion: Which country in Central America or South America is the best for my objectives ?

Thank You in advance.

Meat Loaf
10-11-07, 18:54
Actually ... Meat, I think your directions will put the taxi one block too far west (abajo). Why don't you check this out next time you are over in Monsenor Lezcano. Also, from Vale Todo you can't go abajo because the street in front of Vale Todo only runs arriba.

But you live in Managua so people should actually listen to you, buddy.

TGAM-nogNoguera,

Managua Directions are: (1) arriba = the direction of the airport; (2) abajo = heading towards Honduras and North America; (3) a lago = north; and (4) al sur = south. The directions are based on the lake which Managua sits on the souther tip, not the world map.

Managua Map Below:
[URL]http://www.ricanica.com/NICARAGUA/Maps/Managua_Map.jpg[URL]

Additionally, I have relocated to Panama City as of last week and will attack this mongering scene full of Colombians, Dominicans, and Panamanians as I did Managua. Hopefully other mongers will use my 8-months of residency and mongering experience to their advantage. Grand Pollo you may re-assume your role as Nicaragua expert! And where have you been lately GP?

Good Luck Fellas'

Noguera
10-14-07, 04:51
Noguera,

Managua Directions are: (1) arriba = the direction of the airport; (2) abajo = heading towards Honduras and North America; (3) a lago = north; and (4) al sur = south. The directions are based on the lake which Managua sits on the souther tip, not the world map.

Managua Map Below:
[URL]http://www.ricanica.com/NICARAGUA/Maps/Managua_Map.jpg[URL]

Additionally, I have relocated to Panama City as of last week and will attack this mongering scene full of Colombians, Dominicans, and Panamanians as I did Managua. Hopefully other mongers will use my 8-months of residency and mongering experience to their advantage. Grand Pollo you may re-assume your role as Nicaragua expert! And where have you been lately GP?

Good Luck Fellas'


Thanks for all the direction information. Let me clarify directions.
arriba = east (where the sun comes up)
abajo = west (where the sun goes down)
al lago = north (towards lake managua)
los montanas = south (towards the mountains to the south of managua)

The map which you gave a website for is actually pretty old. You will notice the old railroad along the south side of lake managua ...... hasn't been a railroad there in 20 years. A lot of the streets are different now. The map is not accurate on the main street coming south from Laguna Tiscapa. The new east-west "by-pass" down by UNAN isn't even on the map. This map will be OK, but then again, if you don't know your way around Managua it is pretty tough to rent a car.

Meat Loaf
10-14-07, 23:19
Thanks for all the direction information. Let me clarify directions.
arriba = east (where the sun comes up)
abajo = west (where the sun goes down)
al lago = north (towards lake managua)
los montanas = south (towards the mountains to the south of managua)

The map which you gave a website for is actually pretty old. You will notice the old railroad along the south side of lake managua ...... hasn't been a railroad there in 20 years. A lot of the streets are different now. The map is not accurate on the main street coming south from Laguna Tiscapa. The new east-west "by-pass" down by UNAN isn't even on the map. This map will be OK, but then again, if you don't know your way around Managua it is pretty tough to rent a car.Cool. Managua should do like everyone else and have real addresses and directions, none of this reference mapping.

Your clarification is accurate and better than mine!

Thanks

Noguera
10-17-07, 03:25
Cool. Managua should do like everyone else and have real addresses and directions, none of this reference mapping.

Your clarification is accurate and better than mine!

Thanks


Thanks Senor Loaf

I also am an ex-pat Gringo that lived in Managua for a couple of years. Most fun time of my life!

Meat Loaf
10-17-07, 15:27
Thanks Senor Loaf

I also am an ex-pat Gringo that lived in Managua for a couple of years. Most fun time of my life!Noguera, your salutations kill me: Senor Loaf!

I'm living in Cd. Panama for 2 weeks now and I'm ready to go. Mongering is way too expensive after living in Managua. I mean, I'm scared to talk to the girls 'cause I know the price is going to be $100 versus $8.

I'm learning this Cd. Panama scene, but am not impressed whatsoever. If you want to spend $60 to get drunk versus $11 then Cd. Panama is the place.

I miss Managua although it's poor, but hell, not for me, it's paradise!

Meat Loaf
11-01-07, 20:02
I compiled this post over 6-months while living in Managua. Some of the statements may be generalizations, but unlike posts by "King of ****s" (KOS), they shall carry no racial undertones. May this information be useful to you while you interact in Managua.

1. They ask you to invite them to and for everything.

Example: "Me invita viajar; " "Me invita comida; " "Me invita bailar. " It seems they have never been taught that any invitation is only extended by the person inviting and that an invitation cannot be requested. When you respond "No" to their solicitous request drama ensues.

2. Don’t laugh, be in amazement, or immediately dismiss your companion as an idiot is she can’t insert a VCR tape, operate a disposable camera, or use a computer.

3. They become impressed when a man has well manicured soft hands and designer clothes.

4. They’ll try to tell you how you should spend your money although they’ve never had any money, don’t have a job, and never bought a large-ticket item. Example: You’re paying too much for rent; You should buy a house versus renting; Why don’t you have a car; You over-paid for everything you purchased in Nicaragua.

5. They complain about being poor, but when offered the opportunity for employment by you, they complain about the job duties or never show-up for their first day.

6. They always have their hand out in search of food. They are always asking for anything and everything.

7. They try to explore your home without permission. They try to snoop into your possessions without permission.

8. They become tearful when you kick-them-out of your house with instructions never to return.

9. After time everyone begins to look the same in the face.

10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica.

11. Becoming pregnant is not a big deal!

12. The Gringo is always being asked for something financially.

13. They attack your refrigerator without invitation.

14. They offer and share what you purchased with their friends as if they purchased the item, without permission. Example: food, beer, rum, and cigarettes.

15. They call you "pinche" (cheap; ) "tacano" (stingy; ) and "codo" (cheap) if you don’t buy them something when they ask for your invitation to buy them something.

16. They claim they’re married or have a boyfriend even though they are prostituting.

17. They overstay their welcome.

18. They claim to be successful and independant, but this fallacy falls apart within a few hours or days when they start asking you for money.

19. They claim to make C $6, 000 (US $300) monthly as a prostitute, but this is an exaggeration since the house / pimp gets 50%. Furthermore, this calculates to be 80-30 minute sessions per month if they were to earn C $6, 000 after pimp-fees.

20. Prostitutes get jealous when you’re the customer of more than one female since they believe you to be their personal meal ticket.

21. Non-Pros take too long to respond in friendship and become sad when you’re no longer interested.

22. Non-Pros don’t respond to friendly greetings, salutations, or small conversation on the street.

23. Every household has at least 5 people residing there with only 1, possibly 2 max, working.

24. They always say, "Hace calor, " even though they’re wearing pants and long sleeve shirts in 95 degree weather.

25. Everyone knows prostitution is the #1 employer of Chica Nicas!

26. Anything loaned is assumed to have been given or gifted.

27. 50% of the Chica Nicas have at least 1 child y age 19.

28. They attempt to entice a Gringo into marriage by touting their home-making skills.

29. They litter when a garbage can is accessible; they spit loogers; pick their nose without shame; and other "Gringo Society No-Nos. "

30. They have hair on their legs, but may shave their muffin.

31. Everyone wears sandals.

32. Everyone wears their hair in a bun or with a hair clip. You rarely see long hair although they all have long hair. Reason, "Hace calor. "

33. You cannot escape them asking for something that requires you spending money.

34. The topic of their career aspirations never comes up.

35. They never complain about "No tengo reales" (I don’t have any money, ) until you ask them to pay for something or give you a loan.

36. They ask your monthly income in curiosity and become amazed when informed, but they still can’t fathom its amount.

37. They attempt to discourage the Gringo from dating other Chicas Nicas by telling him, "Estoy Celosa y Vos Tambien, " (I’m a jealous-person and you are too right? )

38. They have little exposure and knowlege on how to interract with a Gringo beyond trying to raid his wallet.

39. Non-pros are bigger gold diggers than the pros, because they rarely get a chance to see or earn money, especially having access to a Gringo’s wallet.

40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.

41. They believe your car is for their family’s use and believe you should chofer them around town for free.

42. Non-pros attempt to claim they’re not a prostitute, but will give-up the goods for a meal or ask for meal shortly after the love-making session.

43. They never say thank you and if so it does not appear to be sincere.

These were some of the experiences I encountered time-and-time again.

Member #4167
11-02-07, 23:13
40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.So true!

Also, their brother, and their freind.

Taking a bunch of people out in Nica is cheap (even 4 of them).

But, when you want romance, it is very uncomfortable. I want to take the girl out for a little romantic evening, and seduce her with my [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) poor spanish, but I have 4 strangers sitting at my table. It really crimps my style.

It is one of the things that I intensley dislike about the Nicas. Next time: I will PAY the others NOT to come along.

Of course, the objective is to sponge off the rich extranjero.

Member #4167
11-02-07, 23:18
10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica.

I spoke to many Nicas. CR was never mentioned, but Miami, OH BOY.

Please note, to the Nica, their only exist 2 destinations: Miami or Los Angeles. As these are the only two cities in the USA. The rest of the USA is a barren, desolate wasteland and should be avoided.

Meat Loaf
11-03-07, 13:06
40. They attempt to invite their "sister" to activities that cost you money.
So true! Or their brother, and their freind. It is one of the things that I intensley dislike about the Nicas. Of course, the objective is to sponge off the rich extranjero.It's was this and the non-pro's not responding to gentleman gestures that wore me tired of Nicaragua after 8 months. You simply get tired of everyone asking for money at all turns.


10. They aspire to live in Miami or Costa Rica?

I spoke to many Nicas. CR was never mentioned, but Miami, OH BOY.

Please note, to the Nica, their only exist 2 destinations: Miami or Los Angeles. As these are the only two cities in the USA. The rest of the USA is a barren, desolate wasteland and should be avoided.Among the prostitutes Costa Rica is paradise 'cause many Gringos live there and pay $100 ver $8 for sex. Plus it's only 8 hours away via Tica Bus for $15.

Costa Rica is to Nicaraguans what L.A., or the entire USA is to Mexicans.

I'd never take a Latina to a highly populated Latina city within the USA. If so, you're begging for trouble. Furthermore, I'd never take any Latina to the USA! I don't offer papers just plenty of "Meat Loaf. " How would that look taking a 3rd world girl to the #1 country, on paper via marriage; exposing yourself to 50% divorce settlement, when she's earned nothing; and then the 20% on-going child support payment for up to 25 years? Talk about the lottery or casino. And what did you receive? Sex, at a cost! A la Panocha Guey (That's some pussy shit dude.) ** That my version of "A la Verga" **

Member #4167
11-03-07, 22:33
It's was this and the non-pro's not responding to gentleman gestures that wore me tired of Nicaragua after 8 months. You simply get tired of everyone asking for money at all turns. Do you at least get a little ASS with your gift of money?

Ganon
11-04-07, 03:25
It appear that the online Nuevo Diario no longer has the classfied advertisement for massages, or any other services. Any luck with other online Nica periodicos?

http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/

Meat Loaf
11-04-07, 13:38
It appear that the online Nuevo Diario no longer has the classfied advertisement for massages, or any other services. Any luck with other online Nica periodicos?

http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/You are what's called "Ass Out." Nicaragua has very little online exposure, so you're out-of-luck. You just have to wait until you get back to MGA and hit the streets. That does suck about Nicaragua not having a decent online community.

Member #4167
11-06-07, 14:56
Here is my theory - I think that the girls who can AFFORD to go online are well-off or downright rich, and therefore, they have no NEED for me and my money.

Thanks for keeping the board alive.

I hope somone goes back to nicaragua and does a trip report so I can live thru them viacariously.

Meat Loaf
11-06-07, 20:24
Here is my theory - I think that the girls who can AFFORD to go online are well-off or downright rich, and therefore, they have no NEED for me and my money.

Thanks for keeping the board alive.

I hope somone goes back to nicaragua and does a trip report so I can live thru them viacariously.It seems that every 2 or 3 blocks has a brothel and an internet cafe which charges 5 Cordoba or $0.25 per 30-minute session. But they can't type and have never learned how to use a computer, the majority of them.

Permanent Damage
12-05-07, 07:53
Meat Loaf,

I just tried to message you directly, but ran into a problem. So then I thought, why not post my letter to you here, so that you may answer, and anyone else who has 2 cents, might feel inclined to throw them into the pot.

Dear Meat Loaf,

Let me say it once again. I really appreciate your comments on the various boards on ISG. Your combination of stories, comedy, truthful observations, and original ideas, are extremely entertaining and informative.

I see from some of your recent posts that you are leaving Panama, and going back to Nicaragua.

To tell you the truth, I'll be back in Panama in about another month, and I will be living there once again but.

I am seriously thinking about going elsewhere. Cost of "existence" is pretty high in Panama compared to what I've been reading the costs are in other C. A. And S. A. Countries. Both Nicaragua, and Ecuador interest me.

You might have seen from my posts that I have only been indulging in non-pro action. This might change, and soon!

With non pay/non-pro episodes, I get the thrill of the hunter's high. With P4P, however, one can more easily control many more of the elements of the game. I like the ideas of that. I have a feeling that I'm soon to be initiated into the P4P club.

I am also seriously interested in jungle pussy, and I think that you might be also. Hombre, the humble little unshaven girls in some of the photos in the photo section of Ecuador really do it for me! If the sex workers don't always shave, I think that some of the regular "girl" might not also.

Now, in Managua, and elsewhere in Nicaragua, with the 20-40 year old non-pros, what are the chances of striking a unshaven crotch?

Also, can you find some girls with unshaven armpits?

In Panama, because the middle and lower class women all ride the busses, they all shave their armpits. For me this is a cryin' shame. I do not know much of the situation outside of Panama, as my scope has been limited.

In your experiences, are the women in Nicaragua harier than other Latinas, less hairy, or about the same? Is what you find in the underarms areas, in Nicaraguan women, the wispy "Oriental girl" type hair, or is it a tangled hairy nest like you find in some Latinas, and Caribbean Ladies?

I have a need to know. Any help would be appreciated.

Keep up the good work. You are a great asset to ISG.

Permanent Damage

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Meat Loaf
12-06-07, 05:42
Dear "Permanent Damage, "

Thank you very much for the compliments and encouragement of my routs in the P4P arena. With such admiration I'm obligated to continue this way of existence and not hobby! As I discussed with a friend earlier, we all pay for it either cash-in-hand (prostitutes) or lease with balloon payment (marriage.)

(If you like women with hair then Mexico is your place! Every girl that's not trying to be Americanized has a monkey out-of-this-world! )

Nicaraguan females don't shave their legs. Every Nica has hair on her legs. Some more than others and regardless of her skin tone she will have her natural hair, black or blonde, on her legs. Every Nica has hairy legs! Every Nica has long hair. Armpit hair is shaven, unless you have a Senora of 40 years plus. Most Nicas in the "pro" game shave. "Non-pros" in Nicaragua don't exist if you're a foreigner 'cause they've never had access to a foreigner's wallet and will ask for everything under the sun.

Chicas Nicas are willing to do what you say if you are their sex-employer! As a matter of fact, I called my old employee to inform her of my return so she can find me a residence and resume her career.

Cd. Panama is not worth the time or money it costs to live there. Cd. Panama is a place for those that want the USA in a Latin American location. Cd. Panama is on the same level as Cancun, Tijuana, Acapulco, San Juan Puerto Rico, and other tourist destinations. Government stats tout 1. 5 million tourists per annum with a populace of 3. 4 million.

In Cd. Panama I've been dong the boyfriend/girlfriend thing 'cause I hate this place and don't want to waste time mongering although I've partaken a few times 8 weeks. All the "pros" were Colombian. The non-Black girls shaved while the Black girls had fuzz and were from Colombia too.

I will upgrade the membership to facilitate pm as-soon-as-possible.

Nicaragua is ridiculous and unknown. I thought to myself, why am I telling wh*re mongers around the world about this gem, but fortunately nobody has interest in this place. (70, 000 tourists per annum.) Ecuador looks great as well, but the cold weather isn't very inviting.

By the way, "Permanent Damage, " it seems everything you write gets nominated by "Jackson" for a distinction. I enjoyed your post about Chiriqui after the second reading.

Riggo
12-07-07, 23:01
I have been with some Nicas in there 20's while in Managua. All of them had hairy legs, most of them had hairy pussys, and two of them had hairy underarms! But they all knew had to take care of me. They were all women I picked up in Polanko's. A long time ago I posted a pic of two of them in the photo section.

Riggo

Meat Loaf
12-08-07, 01:14
Permanent Damage.

There is one location I know has nothing, but hairy ladies, but they may be older than 20-something. The bar is called "Tio. " Read my "Managua Mongering Guide" for the address.

You know you're gonna' have some hair-pie when a girl has more hair on her forearms than most middle-age men!

Thanks for compliments on my prose. All of those years in the university paid for something. My fault, ISG posts are free and non-compensatory.

Permanent Damage
12-08-07, 09:20
You guys are a great help!

Riggo, your "hairy" photos originally inspired me to go through the whole Nicaragua photo section, and consequently, the whole body of literature of the Nicaragua country sections. I was not entertaining thoughts of visiting Nicaragua. Now, thanks to you and your photos causing the "the more I see, the more I like" deal, I am thinking of doing the 6-8 month "thing" like Meat Loaf has done.

Meat Loaf, what can I say? You have only been a posting at ISG for a short while. Your posts are interesting, informative, and sprinkled with humor. You are a true champ: sharing your vast wisdom in true Maverick form.

You gentlemen, among others here, MAY be responsible for changing the course of my life!

P. D.

Permanent Damage
12-08-07, 09:37
While Riggo and Meat Loaf's posts specifically addressed my recent questions, I failed to acknowledge Noguera, Grand Pollo, and a whole host of other contributors who have provided the information one needs when seriously considering making an extended stay "trip", or when contemplating relocating for a good while.

Up until now, I have been interested in only no-pro action. Although I really enjoy the thrill of the hunt, I think that I will soon be walking on the "other side".

Thanks to all the writers here for providing the information needed to make informed "manly" decisions.

I'm sure that most members would aggree that ANY contribution is welcomed here. Soooooooo. Lurkers, git yo' hans out o' yo' pants and get t' typin'.

P.D.

Noguera
12-10-07, 05:16
I enjoy your comments and your zeal for the chase of the illusive Nica pussy ...... OK, so its not so illusive!

Just an insight ... I lived for several years in Nicaragua and still travel and work there on a monthly basis. In the dozens of NIcas I have been with over the past ten years I have never been with one that was not shaved as bald as my head. As to arm pits .... only the stay-at-home girls from the barrios.

I too love a bit of the peach fuzz on the old landing strip. If you come across any, please let us all know.

TGAM nog

Permanent Damage
12-10-07, 07:19
Thanks for adding a few comments. Even if the news is bad (at least in my book), it is exactly what I need to hear.

Although others here have given their ideas about how, and where, to root out the hairy girls, I still do not have your suggested course of action for someone in search of such a jungle trek. I'm sure that you have some solid ideas on how one might specifically go about this, even if you, yourself, have never felt inclined to "weed whack" such a path.

Tell me, exactly, what a stay at home girl from the barrio is. I think I know, but go ahead and humor me.

Tell me, also, how to find a willing partner of the hairy persuasion. Would I need to go into "questionable" areas checking underarms, and risk my life, or should I just pay some guy $10. 00 to distribute 100 business-type cards (1. With my phone number, 2. An offer of a finders fee to someone who receives the card and can set me up with a willing "homeslice", 3. A vaguely romantic, "euphemistic" description of what I am dreaming of, and 4. A quarter taped to said card, for the girl to use to call me)?

My tongue is placed in my cheek, but not too firmly. Do tell!

In all sincerity, though, thanks for your many truthful reports, and your attention to details. You are somebody who knows his stuff, tells it straight, but always is tolerant of differing opinions.

A stoic, stalwart of this section you are! Your contributions are appreciated by many silent readers, in addition to the few vocal ones.

P. D.

Meat Loaf
12-10-07, 13:21
I enjoy your comments and your zeal for the chase of the illusive Nica pussy ...... OK, so its not so illusive!

Just an insight ... I lived for several years in Nicaragua and still travel and work there on a monthly basis. In the dozens of NIcas I have been with over the past ten years I have never been with one that was not shaved as bald as my head. As to arm pits .... only the stay-at-home girls from the barrios.

I too love a bit of the peach fuzz on the old landing strip. If you come across any, please let us all know.

Tgam nog¿Que onda Noguera? (What's up? ) I agree with those above statements which is why I was so entralled by "Riggos" photos. By the way, "Riggo" has been on the ISG boards since 2002- WOW.

I probably banged over 50 girls in 8-months of "Ma-mongering. " That's no "Wilt Chamberlin" statement either.

I can't wait to get back there, process my immigration papers, buy my finca (estate, ) and live my "Hugh Hefner" dreams. Or at least fulfill the ladies "Meat Loaf" fantasies.

Meat Loaf
12-11-07, 19:07
"Permanent Damage," I was wondering how do you know if a girl is going to have a bear or not? For example, I was next door buying my lunch (meatballs, rice, beans, potato salad, and plantain, for $2.85) and saw an HSBC bank employee eating her lunch. All along her forearms were wild, thick hairs, so I immediately thought damn! I bet she could have a huge bush: I'm talking a bush like they carry at Frank's Nursery and Crafts. Her eyebrows were trimmed so there was no evidence of the one-eyebrow trait.

Question: Do hairy forearms dictate a hairy bush?

Noguera
12-12-07, 03:49
P.D. and Señor Carne

I stand corrected …… (and, by the way, El Daño …… platitudes of flattery will get you everything you want … be they women or information on the ISG), I have “known” one delightful young Nica with the thatch, and she was divine. I picked up a girl waiting at a bus stop one time and offered her a ride. She was cute, sweet, didn’t smoke, didn’t drink …… but, oh lordy …… could she ever f xxx!!!! She was just a poor girl from the barrio, lived in a hut with about 2000 kids under 9 years old, and was looking for a good time. The fact that she hooked-up with a gringo gave her god status with the surrounding neighbors in the barrio. She had quite a jungle down there but it was clean and oh so wonderful to floss with.

A stay at home barrio girl is a sweet young thing, very poor, not a dancer or working girl, who just lives with a billion people in a one room hut in the poorest barrios of Managua (Villa Venezuela, Villa Libertad, Barrio Carlos Marx). These girls are very sweet, usually quite uneducated, naïve, and really know very little of the world …… but, man, can they fuck!

My recommendation is to listen to any advise available from Señor Carne because he can find these girls better than I. I know quite a few of them but there is no way I can direct you to them. You would get lost in the jungles of central Managua and never be found again.

TGAM-nog

Meat Loaf
12-12-07, 05:26
P.D. and Señor Carne

I stand corrected …… (and, by the way, El Daño …… platitudes of flattery will get you everything you want … be they women or information on the ISG), I have “known” one delightful young Nica with the thatch, and she was divine. I picked up a girl waiting at a bus stop one time and offered her a ride. She was cute, sweet, didn’t smoke, didn’t drink …… but, oh lordy …… could she ever f xxx!!!! She was just a poor girl from the barrio, lived in a hut with about 2000 kids under 9 years old, and was looking for a good time. The fact that she hooked-up with a gringo gave her god status with the surrounding neighbors in the barrio. She had quite a jungle down there but it was clean and oh so wonderful to floss with.

A stay at home barrio girl is a sweet young thing, very poor, not a dancer or working girl, who just lives with a billion people in a one room hut in the poorest barrios of Managua (Villa Venezuela, Villa Libertad, Barrio Carlos Marx). These girls are very sweet, usually quite uneducated, naïve, and really know very little of the world …… but, man, can they fuck!

My recommendation is to listen to any advise available from Señor Carne because he can find these girls better than I. I know quite a few of them but there is no way I can direct you to them. You would get lost in the jungles of central Managua and never be found again.

TGAM-nogSr. Noguero is our resident Spanish teacher. ¿Matriculas Abiertas? (Open Enrollment? )

Thanks for the barrio info. 'cause I never knew of them by name, but by site- Oh Shit!

Sr. Lodrillo dijo (Mr. Meat Loaf says, ) lots of foot traffic goes a long way!

Honestly, I'd rather give a girl with nothing a shot at something than these broads that think they're worthy of a Hollywood, Acapulco, or Sinaloa lifestyle.

I've invited Putas Nicas to my home for them to turn cigarettes out on my tiled living room floor. I've invited Putas Nicas out for a 500 cordoba meal for them to throw used napkins over the railing. I've invited Putas Nicas out to 400 cordoba dinners for them to complain about walking 6 blocks versus a taxi. I've offered Putas Nicas 3, 000 cordoba salaries mensuales (monthly) for them to complain about the job duties. I've offered Putas Nicas lots of opportunities to learn that charity and good intentions must be measured.

Lastly, I've experienced my Gringo neighbor's girlfriend never ask my Gringo neighbor for anything, but appear at my front-door, uninvited, with 3-friends, and state, 'we're hungry! "

Make your life easy by flashing lots of pink bills and never buying or paying for anything. Be proud when they call you "pinche" (cheap) or tacano (stingy.)

It's just like fishing where the lure attracts red snapper only to be released after the capture. Yet, despite these frustrations, Soy Nicoya (I'm Nicaraguan!)

Permanent Damage
12-12-07, 07:08
ya' know meat loaf, i had the perfect answer for you regarding bear and monkey hunting, and the security of placing a bet based on a female's arm hair, but that was a few years ago. i really thought that i had it down to a science, but was more than occasionally proved wrong. for me, arm hair quality is still one of the best hints to go on. i try to follow the general rules outlined in the paragraph below, but am sometimes actually dumbfounded with my findings.

the general consensus is: look at the eyebrows, sideburns area (coverage, and texture), and back of the neck (3/4s of the way back on the neck from the skull downward). if you can, catch a glimpse of a treasure trail (or signs of shaving), and look for a few stray chest hairs (or signs of shaving): these may be hints. a low hairline, large pores on the calves, an slightly acidic body odor, coarse hair on the hands above the smallest finger, thickness of hair on the head, wiry nose hair, and rough skin in general, are a little "out there" on most peoples' lists, but are sometimes good indicators. the quantity and texture of arm hair, the "bigote" (i do not know it this rule applies to dominicanas though), the texture of the hair on toes (or signs of shaving) seem too, to be telltale signs. finding large pores on the face, oily skin. especially on the face, and some acne or acne scars on the face, seem to often lead to finding what i constantly crave. male characteristics on a female face (large brow, square jaw, strong nose, rough skin, or protruding chin) sometimes are reliable clues.

i have had bouts with women who seem to posses all of the "indicators" mentioned above, but have been lacking in that "oh so important" area.

i have also met several women with smooth skin, smooth hair, and none of the telltale signs, who had actually made me gasp in delight as i peeled back their panties!

the ideas of certain ethnicities having all the blessings is not a totally reliable indicator either. most agree that arabic, and north indian women have it "going on", but alas, this is not always true.

although sometimes quite hairy, oriental women never possess the "jungle" mat that i really enjoy.

caribbean women (whatever that means) are thought to be hairy. jamaica, allegedly, is supposed to have a corner on the market (or maybe the corner market is where the hairy girls are to be found).

in my humble experiences:

orientals seem to have silky, straight and sometimes wispy hair (where it counts).

northern europeans seem to generally have fluffy, oft light colored, soft muffs.

southern europeans seem to have more coarse wiry hair.

native indigenous peoples (of the americas) seem to be lacking, when it comes to having the "goods"!

it is hard for me to generalize about women of african heritag, because i have had "oh" so many differing experiences when it comes to hairiness. i do not dare touch the thought of breaking down the differences based on the various regions of their forefathers. differences of skin shades provide no clues for me. my crazy, nonsensical observation is that skinnier black girls seem to have hairier crotches, with more wiry hair.

in our part of the world, what people call "latinas", and also the black girls, are most likely to be blessed in our favorite department. as to specifics on which latinas, from which country. or regions. possess which traits, i defer to anyone with a wider scope than i have.

my favorite considerations, when quickly sizing up a girl, are: texture and fullness of the eyebrows, the thickness of hair on the head, oiliness of the skin, and lastly, the amount, length, and texture of the hair on her arms.

i think that if a girl has oily skin on her face, that it is a pretty sure bet. i have, however, been "tricked by nature" on this one too!

for me, a clean thick bushy mass of wiry hair with an earthy smell always does the trick. we are extremely lucky that we can more readily access this "situation" close to where we work, play, and love.

without getting into a lengthy discussion on pcos (large backs [whoa! ], hairy arms, moustaches, sideburns, male-pattern baldness [help me jesus! ], a predisposition to diabetes and cardiovascular disease), nor mentioning much about women who possess extremely high amounts of testosterone (steroid enhanced weightlifters and women who are receiving testosterone therapy for some ailment), i have covered the basics here.

please, if anyone has any ideas on this subject, or has any experience on taking a certain verifiable path when on the jungle hunt, please let them be known for the benefit of this group.

p. d.

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Member #4167
12-13-07, 03:29
With non pay/non-pro episodes, I get the thrill of the hunter's high. With P4P, however, one can more easily control many more of the elements of the game. I like the ideas of that. I have a feeling that I'm soon to be initiated into the P4P club.

Hi PD, I am late to the party, but here are my observations:

1. I never met a Nica Puta who didn't shave her legs and honey hole.

2. I find Nica women to be VERY attractive. White and Morena (Morena = lighter than a mulatta .. but slightly darker than a white). Very cute faces. Alot of them have a little belly or pooch. I love Nicas.

3. Very cheap mongering it is a good value.

4. As for the non-pro action in Nica:

I too am an afficionado of the non-pro action. I find it preferable. In my trip to Nica, I looked for non-pros. I did not find the normal Nica on the street to be too friendly. Not too approachable. In fact, alot of normal Nicas seem to have a bit of a scowl on their faces when you first meet them. They open up and smile after the second or third date. Women in Ecuador are somewhat friendlier.

I wouldn't try the pay/non-pro action in Nica unless you are going to be there for an extended period of time, you have good spanish and some game. You could definitly take Meat Loaf's expert advice and hire a sex employee. Sample the variety offered by the chongos, and make your selection. I would stick with P4P in Nica.

- Water Boy

Meat Loaf
12-13-07, 13:05
You're no slouch in the prose area either!

Permanent Damage
12-14-07, 09:13
Excerpted from a report by Meat loaf.

"Make your life easy by flashing lots of pink bills and never buying or paying for anything. Be proud when they call you "pinche" (cheap) or tacano (stingy.)"

If you plan on staying in any place in Central America, for an extended period of time, this is the advice to heed. Short timers might want to take note, but for the semi-, pseudo-, and regular- residents, playing this "role" is essential. Drive the point home! It immediately shows that you are not playing "their" game, with "their" rules. Here is a side benefits: as I mentioned in a post in the Panama section, C. A. Girls seem to respond better when you a bit of a d*ck. Get, grow, or rent some b*lls.

This is great: you get to complain, act aggressively, get your way, and still get the p*ssy. It is not difficult to convert. Even if you are not that way in the U. S. , you need to get an attitude. Try it on for size. Self preservation, is reason enough. Don that new cloak, and "don't leave home without it! "

P. D.

Meat Loaf
01-13-08, 22:10
I was waiting for the bus on Carr. Norte across the street from the police station and down the road from the immigration office when I witnessed a robbery! There were about ten people waiting for various buses and the #266 had just pulled-up. The bus was extremely crowded with people standing up. As the passengers exited the bus the awaiting crowd gathered to enter when it happened.

Being a Sunday at 1 p. M. , this 20-something slender female had a book-bag, not purse, when a fellow 20-something tall male thug began pulling the bag from her shoulder. He yelled at the girl to give-up the bag, which is how I noticed something was going down. Accompanying the tall thug was a short teenage thug holding a large kitchen knife about 6-feet from the girl and tall thug. The short thug was holding the long knife in his palm where it could have been used in a up-and-down fashion; slicing format; or jabbing manner.

After the tall thug yelled at the girl another calm female voice said "roban. " This lady was not involved but was answering someone's question as to what was happening. A quiet, calm, and observatory mood overtook the crowd.

After the tall thug gained control of the girl's bag the two thugs ran around the corner and up the street into the neighborhood. The short thug was smiling.

The jam-packed bus watched! The bus driver watched! The boarding passengers watched! Unfortunately, nobody had a machete with them to chop the hands off the thugs or to perform an "outpatient castration. "

Both were wearing sneakers to facilitate a quick exit. The girl was dressed moderately in black slacks and a white dress shirt with rubber-soled shoes. No jewelry was apparent.

This occurred not on the bus, but on the street as people were boarding. The time for the robbery was less than 10 seconds. A LONG 10 SECONDS!

The bus driver waited about 60 seconds before continuing his route. The victim crossed the street and flagged down a patrol car where they went in search of the two thugs.

I considered catching the next bus, but decided a $2 taxi ride would be more convenient!

These criminals exited the crowded bus in search of a victim. I don't know if they robbed any other people on the bus either. These criminals invested 15 cents to ride the bus in search of a victim. I also don't know if those thugs lived in the adjoining neighborhood or not.

(Current social culture celebrates thuggery so I use the word thug not in admiration, but disgust. Guns are legal in Nicaragua, but I'm not sure if they allow concealed carry.)

Meat Loaf
01-13-08, 22:49
the american eric volz has been released from prison. he was sentenced to 30 years for a [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) and murder. politics and money aided his release.

warning: tread lightly in nicaragua if you're a gringo 'cause the citizenry is upset that a gringo killed a chica nica; got let out of prison after 1 year; and returned back to the usa. the citizenry want revenge, especially in the state of rivas and the town of san luis sur.

san luis sur is the tourist attraction of nicaraguan real estate and the residents don't care about the money available from tourism or real estate sells. the citizens want gringo blood and nothing else.

so gringos should stay out of jail; avoid the police if possible; avoid politics; and watch those whom you associate.

Tj Texan
01-16-08, 05:29
Concealed weapons are considered a serious crime in Nicaragua

It is San Juan del Sur where folks might be upset about Voltz, or more so Rivas where the girl was from. From all the evidence it is highly unlikely that he actually did the killing, was he involved somehow that is the question?

N Stone
01-27-08, 14:24
the american eric volz has been released from prison. he was sentenced to 30 years for a [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) and murder. politics and money aided his release.

warning: tread lightly in nicaragua if you're a gringo 'cause the citizenry is upset that a gringo killed a chica nica; got let out of prison after 1 year; and returned back to the usa. the citizenry want revenge, especially in the state of rivas and the town of san luis sur.

san luis sur is the tourist attraction of nicaraguan real estate and the residents don't care about the money available from tourism or real estate sells. the citizens want gringo blood and nothing else.

so gringos should stay out of jail; avoid the police if possible; avoid politics; and watch those whom you associate.it's as plain as day that he didn't do it. he had tons of witnesses, both nica and american who would have testified that he couldn't have been at the scene of the crime during the time window when it happened. basically the female judge was pressured by the angry (stupid) mob to sentence him even thought the evidence clearly said otherwise. i'm glad to hear that he's free, but gringos definitely beware for a while. the natives may be restless.

Meat Loaf
03-01-08, 00:24
Oh my God! I've witnessed more thieves, ass whoopings, and overall delinquency in the past two months than I've witnessed my entire life! And I've lived in some "hell-holes" both onshore and offshore USA.

I never truly understood the whole concept of living behind caged windows, doors, 12-foot concrete walls, or other "security" measures in Latin America, but now I'm learning. The concept of having everything bolted-down or hidden from the eye is a mentality the becomes the norm and if the norm is not perpetuated, then it becomes a vulnerability.

I'm literally tired of witnessing thievery, especially petty crime. Albeit, what may be petty for you and I may be true survival for others. Assumptively, this is where the "Gringo envy" or "Gringo tax" enters the picture: Gringos would much rather prefer ease-of-experience and convience over "petty" bickering and haggling. " (Forgive any mispelled words.) So, when I see ladrons attempting to steal small priced items valued at US $1. 30 to US $4, I have a hard time comprehending this M. O.

As this "new way of life" continues, I guess I'll become more normalized to Latin American society and customs embracing both the nonsense and benefits of such an existence.

With little to zero (0%) law enforcement both in response time and incarceration efforts it appears the threat of criminal justice is nonexistent! Therefore, street justice and enforcement prevail. And the citizenry that enforces such wrongs too ignore the criminal justice system for they know the Nicaraguan norm.

For those who rely upon law enforcement for disputes, protection, and service, your time in Nicaragua will be a real culture shock. For others, it will represent an society where the individual, family, and community govern themselves. (Texas gun laws; Alaska employment; Florida commercial activites; and ex-pat residency are similar examples of self-independence.) Of course, respect for others and their property for goes a long way.

Wondernow
04-12-08, 19:23
Do they run your passport through any kind of computer check when you arrive or depart Managua airport?

Capeed
04-12-08, 20:50
Yes, They run your passport through the computer both ways.

Meat Loaf
04-13-08, 02:37
Althought USA passports carry the perception of wealth this is no longer a free pass! In the good 'ol days of second passports for a fee, Nicaragua was a major capital. Not anymore. September 11, 2001 changed the game!

USA passports are always entered into the computer at all ports-of-entry! The paper trail for which USA citizens live under is in full-effect beyond the shoreline.

The threat of USA financial support and commerce reigns the world and your single passport stamp is no exception.

Get ready to have your luggage examined; the proposition of a bribe; and other auxillary realities for holding a USA passport both from government officials and citizens.

Make life easy and obtain your Brazilian passport (second citizenship) from Brazil after one year of marriage or fathering / mothering a child!

Wondernow
04-13-08, 19:01
I married a Tica in Costa Rica and when I caught her running around with a Tico I kicked her out. She refused to give me a divorce without a legal fight.

My lawyer said she was entitled to alimony even though we had no offsprings so before she had a chance to file and block me from leaving the country I moved to Panama and after I got there I called her and told her I was living in Nicaragua to throw her off track.

But now I'd like to visit Nicaragua but don't want to get nabbed for back alimony.
That's why I was wondering about the computer checks on passports.

Meat Loaf
04-17-08, 19:06
I married a Tica in Costa Rica and when I caught her running around with a Tico I kicked her out. She refused to give me a divorce without a legal fight.

My lawyer said she was entitled to alimony even though we had no offsprings so before she had a chance to file and block me from leaving the country I moved to Panama and after I got there I called her and told her I was living in Nicaragua to throw her off track.

But now I'd like to visit Nicaragua but don't want to get nabbed for back alimony. That's why I was wondering about the computer checks on passports. Are you a US Citizen? If yes, let's focus upon your USA assets.

Marriage licenses overseas must be submitted to the USA government so they can recognize it. Don't submit although she can. If she does, don't respond.

Furthermore, don't initiate or co-sign any form of USA citizenship for her. It's a ten (10) year process, but they don't care what age they reach the USA as long as they do. And they all want to.

Alimony. Have you tried to enforce a contract in international courts? How about an alimony contract from income derived in the USA and payed in Costa Rica? How about her filing this alimony claim in the USA court system? How is she gonna' appear in USA court on the assigned court date? How is she gonna' pay the court and attorney fees? Only child support is free and that's for the woman!

Alimony in Costa Rica or any other country: If you derive income in that country and that income is in your name. Solution: Earn income under a corporation, foreign corporation, and draw dividends.

Alimony? You can allow yourself to get played by some banana court looking to dump their females off upon a "rich" gringo via alimony. You know that alimony will support her entire 10 person family, right. Banana Court? Por favor!

Hopefully, you learned your lesson: Why buy the cow if the milk is free? And no offense, I've never seen your wife. (Just joking, but it was an easy "rip. ")

P.S. You passport is always getting scanned, but an international fugitive warrant has to get issued for you to get detained and extradited to the USA. A fugitive warrant is federal and has to be petitioned for by the state of your residence for which she is filing for divoce and alimony. You're only liable for USA garnishments and liabilities if the USA courts recognize the marriage. If you have not petitioned the USA courts to recognize the Costa Rican marriage this is a moot conversation.

Furthermore, once your state sets a court date and you do not appear (she must appear too) then you will be in contempt for failure-to-appear. The case may or may not continue depending upon your state. Fact: If you never get served the notice of USA divorce and a court date you are not liable for the above to which I write 'cause you were never notified.

International summons for court are not delivered in a nonsense case like this.

At last, depending upon your USA assets will determine if a USA and Costa Rican attorney take the case pro-bono in search of "ripping you a new a**hole. " If you don't have a real net worth (assets plus equity minus liabilities) there is nothing to raid!

Meat Loaf

(Asset Management Specialist)

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Meat Loaf
05-04-08, 16:20
The only thing worse than an idiot is an idiot brandishing a machete!

So I'm sitting on my front porch talking to my buddies on a Saturday night as I await some servicio dormicilio (home delivery.) Out of nowhere some yelling and screaming takes places. Within my sights are a woman and child being acosted (mispelled) by some idiot brandishing a machete. Immediately I assume this is a domestic situation gone astray.

In the middle of the street this fool bangs his machete on the street creating sparks. He then swings the machete in every direction, but approximately 10 feet away from the woman and child. Looking for attention to begins to chop trees that are at least 100 years of age. Attacking the trees with a furor he reigns his sights upon any bystander. The neighborhood shouts out "Machetazo! "

Hearing "Machetazo" echo throughout the block residents take cover. Neighbors grab their machetes in case the "Machetazo" comes their direction. I too grab my machete with wrist strap. Children and mothers grab witness to the block preparing for a chopping. Fortunately the "Machetazo" transferred onto the neighboring block and my block returned to normalcy.

In Nicaragua you never know when something is "gonna' pop off" so one must be prepared at all times for the worse- violence. With little to zero (0%) law enforcement everyone is forced to police (protect) themselves and property.

For retirees, I would not recommend this country due to the volatility and lack of law enforcement. Instead I would recommend a country with "civilized" Western standards: Costa Rica, Panama, the West Indies, and even Mexico are safe and secure places to retire.

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Xdred
05-08-08, 16:35
After reading the reports from the many generous contributors, thanks "Meat Loaf" a one week holiday has been granted and "Chica Nica" experimentation begins in MGA 8th June.

My goal thru due diligence and systematic approach is to work deep into the psychic of the Nica exploring the possibilities of a one week trip from an experienced spanish speaking latin america monger perspective. Much has been written about limitations one may encounter when in-country time is so limited. A local cell phone will be provisioned within hours of landing and will serve as the primary tool, gathering as many Chica numbers as possible in the first days. This strategy has proven successful for me in both short and extended working stays in the region. The goal is to gain confidence and make arrangements with the Nicas to meet for home delivery not necessarily TLNs. I enjoy three hour type encounters with girl next door types and never pick the tens or younger chicas, unless of course I just can’t help myself. My tastes generally range in age from 28 to 40. Can this be accomplished in MGA when staying only for a week? I will report successes, failures, disappointments and challenges of this strategy. What is my favorite chica preference? Well the colombiana of course. I have hunted and banged this lovely breed in many areas of the caribbean and their homeland eating in their company, living with them, getting scammed by them but most of all fucking them constantly. Why not just go to Colombia instead of MGA? At this moment in time the current exchange rates are not favorable to my liking and this trip is on my nickel. Many times I have seen guys spend lots of money YES this has happened to me while others that really didn’t have lot’s to throw around had more of what I would consider a real experience. While kindness, lots of honey and respect will be practiced, my belief is paying more than expected or gringo prices greatly diminishes the overall experience and creates greed. Bottom line if the girl half ass likes you and the opportunity is properly presented to earn while escaping her every day boring existence the time spent at least for me can be rewarding.

Like some others on this forum my work requires extended stays in the CALA region (Caribbean and Latin America) ten months travel per year. Many enjoying the comforts of family and weekends off, reading from living rooms in the north (thanks Meat Loaf) view international work as glamours. Well the reality my friends is quite different. Yes we do have fun however it is very lonely down here even with the many friends acquired thru work relationships and social networking. Constant pressure and invitations from clients and co- workers for drinking, parties dinner etc. The people you work with are the primary inhibitors and most if not all do not monger. Even if they did you would not share with these folks because people do talk and the risk to lost credibility is too great. Maintaining this balance combined with a double work load compared to domestic work leads one to occasional fucked up thinking and behavior. Having enough money to do as you wish at least with me only fuels the fire and makes things worse. Accomplishing simple tasks in these shit holes takes five times as long and no one understands or cares. You are expected to carry a magic wand. Bosses from the states have told me "just put some ZEN on it". The only thing that makes all of this worthwhile is the pussy and PUSSY is a constant daily battle down here.

Meat Loaf
05-21-08, 16:37
always. always. always they ask for money! the gringo never gets a break, reprieve, or any exchange of value for them always asking for money. why? it aint my problem, but the common story is, "my child is sick. " if that is indeed the case, a sick child, they have the worse health of any race or nationality.

strangers will knock upon your door asking for money. assosciates will knock upon your door, corner you in the store, or blatantly follow you to the bar, under the impression that they have money, and then ask you to treat them to beers, plural, and some prostitutes. i know a young drunk lad whose family owns a ten unit apartment complex earning over us $4, 000 (c $80, 000) in gross revenue monthly and will ask you for beers. the common term is "arreglarme" (give me a gift.)

it gets old real quick, real quick. if you spend anytime longer than a brief vacation you will get bombarded with the above arreglarme. and when you say no they get mad, call you pince (cheap, ) and sit in disgust.

for a citizenry that is broke as hell, they sure do go to the doctor frequently. these "sick-ass" children have better health care and more pampering than ted kennedy and the [CodeWord132] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord132) company itself. we gringos know how expensive health care is and how serious our health condition must be for a doctor visit to be made. these nicaraguans are always sick and always need money for their illness. whether they actually go to the doctor after receiving the money is met with skepticism. the same holds for "tengo hambre" (i'm hungry.)

meat loaf is not a fan of children. meat loaf is especially not a fan of some other guys children. meat loaf could care less about a child being sick 'cause meat loaf knows its a rouse. and if a child really were i'll then they need to draw upon the country's resources and not meat loaf's foreign capital. the last sentence is the most accurate depiction of my humanity.

money, money, money is always being asked of you. it gets old real quick and will make you leave the country just as fast.

imagine yourself at any usa intersection being propositioned by panhandlers. now imagine never being able to leave that intersection. that is your situation and existence in nicaragua.

they may try and soften the money request by calling it a loan. loan? how and with what money are you going to repay me? conclusion, it's a gift never to be seen again. the same truth is upheld here as north america: those that ask for money usually can't manage it and those that don't need the money are the sought after clients of loan companies.

despite paying nicaraguans generous salaries they will still ask for a loan under the above rouses. so why pay generous? don't.

they will raid your groceries; they will ask for anything they see; they will always have the objective of getting something from you for free. this is not a rant, but a cultural observation of two (2) years verified by others and my personal experience.

in summary, they will always ask you for money. don't give them anything because if you do that will begin the habit of them asking you all the time! if you're socializing, ask if they have money, view the money, and collect an appropriate amount in advance so you can ensure they / you will pay the bill. guys are just as big of leaches (mispelled) as girls and neither have any shame (verguenza) in asking. you will be hard-pressed to find someone with the character of paying for their own expenses; not asking you for money; and being of the north american mindset where having money is a trait of pride.

suggestion: choose a more progressive society and enjoy a better quality of life because thisbullsh*t is tiring! in fact, it's the reason i moved last year.

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Meat Loaf
05-21-08, 17:56
meat loaf continues to deliver true, real life stories that he witnesses, experiences, or is associated with. for those fellow-gringos that are or may consider nicaragua as a relocation country or tourist destination, here is another story that affected my north american friend.

as gringos we stand out in the crowd! as gringos we are perceived to be rich well beyond our dreams! as gringos it is just a matter of time before you will be taxed through theft, extortion, jurisprudence, or other forms of money transfer with you being the source of origination.

remember, nicaragua is the country where during the 70's and 80's the citizenry (sandanista) over-threw the 40-year old usa-backed and supported dictatorship of the zamoza family. this was the iran-contra affair. this was the war where oliver north and his military fought the citizenry in defense of the usa-backed zamoza dictatorship. this was the war that was usa financed (documented evidence before the usa congress) with crack cocaine sales and illegal arms transactions. this was the war where many families were terrorized, destroyed, and had their youth kidnapped to fight in defense of the citizenry. bad feelings still exist among the populace against the north american. and this is also why the gringo may be in danger at anytime! furthermore, hugo chavez's rejuvinated bolivarian movement (separation from north american interferance for all latin american countries) further solidifies the anti-gringo mentality.

it is this mentality that makes the gringo a larger target than imaginable: you never know who is anti-gringo until their assistance is needed in the preservation of your possessions and person. (3, 000 claims exist before the hague court for north american possessions that were confirep001ed by the government. posseessions like real estate, corporations, bank assets, and other real monitors of wealth.) nicaragua is a country prepared and willing to fight against usa influence throughout the latin american region and your gringo presence in latin america raises questions as to your motive for being here.

with a skin-tone as white as "casper the friendly ghost" he stood out among the crowd as soon as he boarded the plane for managua! his extremely challenged spanish didn't help the situation either. so when he moved into his rented residence everyone noticed him and began observing his habits.

time passed-by and he soon became comfortable in his new country and upper-middle class neighborhood. time passed-by and the criminals became more confident in his routine as well. then, one-year later they struck pay-dirt!

having scope out the target and his possessions discretely from the sidewalk they knew it would be a big score. giving them this impression was the fact that he was a one-year transplanted gringo and the myth that gringos always have the most money and best possessions known to the world.

sr. (mr.) gringo returned home after an late-night of socializing with the upper-crust of society to find his iron burglar bar gate pryed open and front wooden door kicked-in. within the home he learned from the stolen items that the thieves (ladrones) operated with precision and thought. for they stole electronic items, banking information, hygenic items, and other assets of international value and quick disposal.

never having seen as much food of various varieties within a home the thieves prepared a meal and stole some food as well. true, they used the microwave to warm-up two (2) tv dinners and dranks some tona beer in the process.

police response: what response! a police report was processed; fingerprints were not taken; photos were not taken; but the case "remains open" as if the criminals will voluntarily confess.

crime prevention: security systems encompass you or your agent sitting in-front of your home with a shot gun, ak-47, or machete! adt, brinks, and other home security systems are available, but brandishing firepower is a lot cooler than hearing "1-800-adt-security, what seems to be the problem? "

everyone is always alert for the ladron. gringos should be even more vigilant in their surroundings, associates, and their gringo presence. as documented with earlier posts, confronting ladrons is a daily endeavor and a daily reality to ensure nobody takes your sh*t. criminals nor citizens even consider police protection 'cause they don't exist / respond in any significant form when compared to the north american style.

when it's your turn to pay the piper will you (1) pay, (2) run for cover, or (3) flee the scene? it's just a matter of time that this question and these solutions will need to be addressed. welcome to nicaragua.

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Meat Loaf
05-21-08, 19:32
If you're accustomed to the USA montra "To Protect and Serve, " Nicaragua will be a culture shock. If you come to Nicaragua, grab your nutts and be prepared to protect your possessions without the idea of police involvement. Or the criminals fearing the police.

Primero (first, ) law enforcement in Nicaragua does not exist! That's to say they exist to write traffic tickets in search of city revenue or personal supplementary income (bribes, ) but not in the crime prevention or response arena. Dialing the local police emergency number of "118" will be answered in time and more time will be spent waiting for the police to respond to the situation. Hours will be spent waiting. And waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

Segundo, (second, ) Nicaragua is not a Gringo-friendly society! Centuries and recent decades of USA interference within the territory have created an anti-USA sentiment. Hugo Chavez's rejuvinated Bolivarian Revolution is further promoting the independance of America Latin from America British. This is disclosed because it will be relevant when interacting with the police.

You may face this (1) anti-Gringo sentiment (f*ck you, ) (2) the "things are done different here than your country sentiment, " or (3) you may be met with professionalism. Anything is possible.

Your best preparation for Nicaragua is to relocate into a USA-ethnic (Black or Hispanic) ghetto; to assimilate; and to behave as they do with theatrics, violence; embrace anti-establishment truths and differences; and the realities of being a member of the under-class. Get Grimey! With such an education you will immediately notice the difference of law enforcement or legal persecution upon your arrival to Nicaragua since the police don't exist.

In short, don't expect much assistance from the law enforcement community and learn to exist without the police being there for you or on your side. This will truly create an entirely different life experience for the average ISG reader of North American descent. The reality of life existence being a member of the under-class or minority will be the first and most uncomfortable experience in life for the averge North American and cause many social and mental pain.

I do not write this text from a one-dimensional perspective, but from three or more: Nicaragua is a powder keg ready to explode and at anytime you must be ready to explode with it for survival! Nicaragua is not a country with security nor is it a country for seasoned citizens looking for predictability. Don't expect anything predictable except the unpredictable!

Meat Loaf
06-01-08, 10:25
If you expect electricity then you should expect not having any at anytime! When it rains, the power goes out. When it's sunny, the power goes out. When you need electricity, Union Fenosa, the Spainsh power company, gives you some political excuse. Many residents may have power outages that last up to 8 hours per day. While others may be without power for days. Anything is possible when electricity is concerned.

Advise: Buy some candles.

Can you ever get use to not having electricity? It feels worse waiting in hope of electricity than not having it. Did I mention that the rainy season lasts 6 months? This means you'll have crazy electricity service for half a year. I'm lucky that currently we have power so I can write this post.

Choose a more progressive country 'cause this aint it. And it aint worth the trouble.

Xdred
06-02-08, 03:59
I will immediately purchase TWO flashlights for use inside the brothels in case of power grid failure. Will be in country Sun.8th.

Meat Loaf
06-02-08, 21:10
I will immediately purchase TWO flashlights for use inside the brothels in case of power grid failure. Will be in country Sun.8th.I hear you, but this is a real problem: Not having electricity is a real problem and you never know when it's going to bo out. Since I work here it affects my job performance BIG TIME!

This is not a temporary thing either 'cause this has occurred for at least two (2) years and everyone says this has been the case for as long as they have been alive. The only solution is for you, the company or individual, to purchase a industrial power plant (generator) which can cost US $10, 000. Anything less just won't cut it.

I won't even talk about the gasoline shortage in Nicaragua and the long gas lines.

Member #4167
06-03-08, 13:33
Que Bola, Meat Loaf ?

After spending 3 months in Cuba, I am glad to see your are still alive and well on the Nica board !

I read one of your back posts.


(Nov/2007) I compiled this post over 6-months while living in Managua.

14. They offer and share what you purchased with their friends as if they purchased the item, without permission. Example: food, beer, rum, and cigarettes. SO TRUE! This is true in Cuba as well. This is just Latin American culture, I guess. I especially hate it when you buy a girl a beer and she gives it to her MALE friend. What an insult!


(Nov/2007)

15. They call you "pinche" (cheap; ) "tacano" (stingy; ) and "codo" (cheap) if you don’t buy them something when they ask for your invitation to buy them something.
Also true of the cuban girls. (Funny, but Ecuadorean girls don't act the same way!) They are pros at manipulating you to spend more money (on them). And then when you do, you are laughed at as a chump, a sucker. I have learned my lesson. I now reply "Si, soy tacano, soy el mas tacano in todo el mundo" (Yes, I am stingy, I am the stingiest in the world).

Member #4167
06-03-08, 14:25
I am planning another trip to Nica and was doing some pre-trip research.

During my trip to Nica I spent the majority of my time hunting for non-pros. I found that Non-Pros didn’t respond to friendly greetings, or engage in small conversation. The Nica on the street was not very approachable. Not too friendly. Because the non-pro action was non-exsistent, I invariably wound up getting serviced in the brothels. I never made it with a non-pro in Nica.

I don't have time for weeks or months of courtship. I am not looking for an over 30 woman. I am looking to bed a reasonably attractive girl on the first or second date.

Meatloaf, one of the most valuable contributors to the board has been successful in finding non-pros. He has said, however, that many of these were sex employees, which I assume were former/current prostitutes. I would not really consider these non-pros.

Can someone tell me why I did very poorly with non-pros?

I speak a passable spanish and am not overweight or ugly.

Could the success factors be:

I need to live there for a long period of time?

Have a network of friends for introductions? Speak perfectly fluid Nica spanish?

Could it be that I have no game, or don't know how to play the game?

Can someone who has lived in Nica and has been successful bedding non-pros please advise me?

Meat Loaf
06-03-08, 19:28
Que Bola, Meat Loaf ?

After spending 3 months in Cuba, I am glad to see your are still alive and well on the Nica board !

I read one of your back posts.

SO TRUE! This is true in Cuba as well. This is just Latin American culture, I guess. I especially hate it when you buy a girl a beer and she gives it to her MALE friend. What an insult!

Also true of the cuban girls. (Funny, but Ecuadorean girls don't act the same way!) They are pros at manipulating you to spend more money (on them). And then when you do, you are laughed at as a chump, a sucker. I have learned my lesson. I now reply "Si, soy tacano, soy el mas tacano in todo el mundo" (Yes, I am stingy, I am the stingiest in the world).For people that don't have sh*t why do they try and act like they have sh*t.
I'll slap somebody for trying to give my gifts away. Better yet, I don't give gifts.

Good job on tightening-up those pockets. Truth be told, when you need something nobody will be around to aide you. Worse than that, they moochers live with a family while you live alone relying upon foreign bank account access.

F*ck Em!

Meat Loaf
06-03-08, 19:29
I am planning another trip to Nica and was doing some pre-trip research.

During my trip to Nica I spent the majority of my time hunting for non-pros. I found that Non-Pros didn’t respond to friendly greetings, or engage in small conversation. The Nica on the street was not very approachable. Not too friendly. Because the non-pro action was non-exsistent, I invariably wound up getting serviced in the brothels. I never made it with a non-pro in Nica.

I don't have time for weeks or months of courtship. I am not looking for an over 30 woman. I am looking to bed a reasonably attractive girl on the first or second date.

Meatloaf, one of the most valuable contributors to the board has been successful in finding non-pros. He has said, however, that many of these were sex employees, which I assume were former/current prostitutes. I would not really consider these non-pros.

Can someone tell me why I did very poorly with non-pros?

I speak a passable spanish and am not overweight or ugly.

Could the success factors be:

I need to live there for a long period of time?

Have a network of friends for introductions? Speak perfectly fluid Nica spanish?

Could it be that I have no game, or don't know how to play the game?

Can someone who has lived in Nica and has been successful bedding non-pros please advise me?Water Boy,

Again, "non-pro" action in Nicaragua is few and far between. It will always come down to you giving them money. What may appear to be genuine interest in you will actually be a money quest with you paying the bill for her and her extended family.

How to get real "non-pros:"
(1) Spend time in the country as a resident. Everyone will watch you and begin to speak with you.
(2) Talking to Nicas on the street will not work.
(3) Acting like a gentleman when approaching Nicas will not work either.
(4) Best advice, show lots of C $500 bills and that you're spending money and the pros and non-pros will approach you.
(5) You need to approach them in the stores, casinos, and other locations using some rouse for conversation. This still will not produce any success.
(6) The only way you'll get any Nicas is to put in time and work the friendship network. Even then, you'll find nothing but girls with children in need of money. Furthermore, the person introducing you wants "props" for placing you, the foreigner with money, within the girl's grasp. It's a financial transaction at all times and under all aspects. Never Get Confused About This Fact! Never!
(7) Reality: This place sucks for romance!
(8) You won't get any success with Nicas.

* I know of only one (1) foreigner who has a real girlfriend. Her risk factor is that she's learning English real quick and has no children, so obviously she's looking to move up north and getting pregnant would be a plus for this transaction. Her intentions are polar opposite his. Nonetheless, they have dated for a while and he is the only foreigner I know who has had any success in romance. He admits he got lucky. And she never asked him for money either, but she did bring her family to my home and ask me to feed them (3 grown adults) and she shared my rum with them void invitation. I know lots of people with North American citizenship or natives of Nicaragua who reside in North America and they too have no success in romance. *

Water Boy, the problem is not you, but the problem are the Chicas Nicas.
This fact is confirmed by the citizens who I've discussed this phenomenon with.

If you want a non-pro, like I truly do, Nicaragua is not the society for recruitment. Instead, go to Panama, Costa Rica, or Mexico.

Meat Loaf
06-03-08, 19:35
I am planning another trip to Nica and was doing some pre-trip research.

During my trip to Nica I spent the majority of my time hunting for non-pros. I found that Non-Pros didn’t respond to friendly greetings, or engage in small conversation. The Nica on the street was not very approachable. Not too friendly. Because the non-pro action was non-exsistent, I invariably wound up getting serviced in the brothels. I never made it with a non-pro in Nica.

I don't have time for weeks or months of courtship. I am not looking for an over 30 woman. I am looking to bed a reasonably attractive girl on the first or second date.

Meatloaf, one of the most valuable contributors to the board has been successful in finding non-pros. He has said, however, that many of these were sex employees, which I assume were former/current prostitutes. I would not really consider these non-pros.

Can someone tell me why I did very poorly with non-pros?

I speak a passable spanish and am not overweight or ugly.

Could the success factors be:

I need to live there for a long period of time?

Have a network of friends for introductions? Speak perfectly fluid Nica spanish?

Could it be that I have no game, or don't know how to play the game?

Can someone who has lived in Nica and has been successful bedding non-pros please advise me?Water Boy,

Again, "non-pro" action in Nicaragua is few and far between. It will always come down to you giving them money. What may appear to be genuine interest in you will actually be a money quest with you paying the bill for her and her extended family.

How to get real "non-pros:"
(1) Spend time in the country as a resident. Everyone will watch you and begin to speak with you.
(2) Talking to Nicas on the street will not work.
(3) Acting like a gentleman when approaching Nicas will not work either.
(4) Best advice, show lots of C $500 bills and that you're spending money and the pros and non-pros will approach you.
(5) You need to approach them in the stores, casinos, and other locations using some rouse for conversation. This still will not produce any success.
(6) The only way you'll get any Nicas is to put in time and work the friendship network. Even then, you'll find nothing but girls with children in need of money. Furthermore, the person introducing you wants "props" for placing you, the foreigner with money, within the girl's grasp. It's a financial transaction at all times and under all aspects. Never Get Confused About This Fact! Never!
(7) Reality: This place sucks for romance!
(8) You won't get any success with Nicas.

* I know of only one (1) foreigner who has a real girlfriend. Her risk factor is that she's learning English real quick and has no children, so obviously she's looking to move up north and getting pregnant would be a plus for this transaction. Her intentions are polar opposite his. Nonetheless, they have dated for a while and he is the only foreigner I know who has had any success in romance. He admits he got lucky. And she never asked him for money either, but she did bring her family to my home and ask me to feed them (3 grown adults) and she shared my rum with them void invitation. I know lots of people with North American citizenship or natives of Nicaragua who reside in North America and they too have no (0%) success in romance. *

Water Boy, the problem is not you, but the problem are the Chicas Nicas.
This fact is confirmed by the citizens who I've discussed this phenomenon with.

If you want a non-pro, like I truly do, Nicaragua is not the society for recruitment. Instead, go to Panama, Costa Rica, or Mexico. You can get "real" women galore in Mexico and they'll be bilingual, college educated, and take care of the home. Same thing in Panama. Same thing in Costa Rica.
In Nicaragua all you get is mierda (sh*t.)

Member #4167
06-04-08, 14:43
Hi Meat Loaf, I am glad to see you are still going strong on the Managua forum. It is a pleasure reading your reports, for both entertainment and informative value. Managua is a difficult city to monger in, with no street addresses and the prostibulos continually opening/closing.


Again, "non-pro" action in Nicaragua is few and far between. It will always come down to you giving them money. What may appear to be genuine interest in you will actually be a money quest with you paying the bill for her and her extended family.Yes, Meat Loaf. I agree with you 100%. Their main motivation is to get money from you. Of course it is the norm in Nica that you are also required to assist their entire family as well.

I am a tacano, but I have no problem with giving them money/gifts. In a place with so much poverty such as Nica, I can afford to be generous (but still spend less than in the western countries). I give money/gifts within limits.

I agree with you in that, when the age difference is 20+ years, their motivation is money. I agree that their are no real non-pros, They are all in essence golddiggers. I accept this as a fact of life and search for a golddigger. I believe that the payments in money/gifts from the golddigger can be managed so that you are not significantly overpaying.

Member #4167
06-04-08, 14:56
Meat Loaf, I am trying to understand your advice


How to get real "non-pros:"
(2) Talking to Nicas on the street will not work.
(3) Acting like a gentleman when approaching Nicas will not work either.
(5) You need to approach them in the stores, casinos, and other locations using some rouse for conversation. This still will not produce any success.
(7) Reality: This place sucks for romance!
(8) You won't get any success with Nicas.I agree with points 2,3 & 5 due to my own experience. I do not have enough experience to agree or disagree with points 7 & 8.


(1) Spend time in the country as a resident. Everyone will watch you and begin to speak with you.

(4) Best advice, show lots of C $500 bills and that you're spending money and the pros and non-pros will approach you.

(6) The only way you'll get any Nicas is to put in time and work the friendship network.Are you saying that basically obtaining a girlfiend is a hopeless cause? There is a little bit of hope, that a 'girlfiend' can be obtained (ok - at least a golddigger girlfiend), but even if you do all the right things to obtain one, your odds are slim?

Member #4167
06-04-08, 15:08
If you want a non-pro, like I truly do, Nicaragua is not the society for recruitment. Instead, go to Panama, Costa Rica, or Mexico. You can get "real" women galore in Mexico and they'll be bilingual, college educated, and take care of the home. Same thing in Panama. Same thing in Costa Rica.
In Nicaragua all you get is mierda (sh*t.)I am not sure of your definition of non-pro. My definition of non-pro is really the same as semi-pro: a girl who is not actively working as a prostitute, but will date you for monetary/greencard advantages.

My comments

For retirement/long term living, Panama & Costa Rica are expensive to live in (for a third world country). Mexico is getting expensive and Nica/Cr women are much more attractive than Mexican women. I just don't find mexicanas to be all that attractive.

Why is Nica not good for the recruitment of non-pros? Why is it so hard there? Nica women fall in love, get pregnant and get married to other Nicos, why not foreigners? After all, we are wealthy foreigners offering the chance of living in el norte.

Could the problem be:

1. Is there a bias/suspicion against all foreigners? OR only americans?
2. They only trust those who are met through the referral network?

Thank you in advance for your advice.

Meat Loaf
06-04-08, 18:06
I have lime and mango trees on my property that tower well above my tin roof. These trees shed their leaves frequently along with the fruit they bear. Due to the amount of fruit reaped from the trees my roof was being weighed-down by the leeves and fruit that rested above my head.

Local repairs guys were next door repairing the neighbor's roof so I had my employees ask them to clean my roof as well. Their compensation: The free fruit for which the trees beared was their form of payment. Being quiet, one roofer asked if he was getting compensated and I remained curious and mute. He asked for a bag so he may tote his mangos and limes (compensation.)

Had I not had the local Nica proposition the roofer; had I opened my mouth and answered his compensation question; had I requested this valuable service myself, I would have and was willing to pay the roofer cash money. For he cleaned my gutters, roof, and trees with extreme care and professionalism.

Moral of the Story: When abroad, having a trusted local communicate for you can be worth the service they charge you. The objective is to pay one person handsomely while preventing yourself from getting fleeced by all you come in contact with.

Tj Texan
06-05-08, 02:52
Meat Loaf & WaterBoy:

After living and working here day and day out for over a year, I would have to respectfully disagree with your opinions about non-pros in Nicaragua. I currently have two younger chicks that I am banging, one single no-kids, and the other a co-worker twice divorced with two kids.

Obviously, I make more money that both of them, and I am in a much better financial position than either of them, thus I spend the lions share of the money with both of them. One of them even has a boyfriend now, and we basically hook up for out of the routine sex and basic friendship as we developed a strong one. Both of these women try and do really nice things for me, cook for me (although both kind of suck), buy me what for them is expensive gifts, one will massage me and both of them offer me the use of their vehicles should I need it.

I have helped both of these women out of small time binds and have just been a buddy to them. One is surely interested in marrige and the other GAVE UP HER US RESIDENCY about two years ago, and does not want to leave Nicaragua. One I would surely like to get involved with and the other i is better off with someone else.

I could probably hook up with some other women if I wanted to. I will have to say that I do agree with quite a bit of what Meat Loaf says in terms of many Nica's running wild on your dime with little or no regard for manners or others expenses. Meat Loaf is darn well pretty accurate on most of what he relates about Nica, especially on the P4P scene. But, at the upper levels of society, which does not mean rich just better educated, I think he might be a little off, and there is plenty of the local talent available in that area, you just have to spend the time and look.

But, what I will also add is that it all depends on what kind of Nica's you are looking for. The more educated and working/professional women are available, but you are going to have to invest more time with them and be somewhat discreet. They are not going to go for a "wham, bam, thank you maam" type deal. I say that, but the one I work with is about as sexually close to a man **** that I know of. I am her boss and she basically uses me for sex, when she wants it.

The big thing that you have to understand about Nica's is that they have been conditioned by Nicaraguan men, which are some of the biggest dumbasses I have ever been around and the ones at the upper levels of society are about as worthless as tits on a boar hog. Thus, at all levels of society these women are conditioned to get what they can as fast as they can before the man royally screws them over. I can't tell you the amount of women, more so than any Latin American country that I have been in, that I know of down here that have just gotten royally screwed.

Managua is such a small big city that these women have to truly guard their reputations, thus they are much more discreet and careful than in other places. If you want some verification of all of this, just go to any of the nicer "motels" on a Thursday or Friday evening and see if you can get a room. Somebody is in them.

I would say that the Nica women, at least the educated and working ones, have more pride and are more appreciative than the women in most of Latin America, and out of my 40 years, I have spent 34 either living, living and working or just working from Brownsville to San Jose and in a few other places.

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Tj Texan
06-05-08, 02:55
Meat Loaf & WaterBoy:

After living and working here day and day out for over a year, I would have to respectfully disagree with your opinions about non-pros in Nicaragua. I currently have two younger chicks that I am banging, one single no-kids, and the other a co-worker twice divorced with two kids.

Obviously, I make more money that both of them, and I am in a much better financial position than either of them, thus I spend the lions share of the money with both of them. One of them even has a boyfriend now, and we basically hook up for out of the routine sex and basic friendship as we developed a strong one. Both of these women try and do really nice things for me, cook for me (although both kind of suck), buy me what for them is expensive gifts, one will massage me and both of them offer me the use of their vehicles should I need it.

I have helped both of these women out of small time binds and have just been a buddy to them. One is surely interested in marrige and the other GAVE UP HER US RESIDENCY about two years ago, and does not want to leave Nicaragua. One I would surely like to get involved with and the other i is better off with someone else.

I could probably hook up with some other women if I wanted to. I will have to say that I do agree with quite a bit of what Meat Loaf says in terms of many Nica's running wild on your dime with little or no regard for manners or others expenses. Meat Loaf is darn well pretty accurate on most of what he relates about Nica, especially on the P4P scene. But, at the upper levels of society, which does not mean rich just better educated, I think he might be a little off, and there is plenty of the local talent available in that area, you just have to spend the time and look.

But, what I will also add is that it all depends on what kind of Nica's you are looking for. The more educated and working/professional women are available, but you are going to have to invest more time with them and be somewhat discreet. They are not going to go for a "wham, bam, thank you maam" type deal. I say that, but the one I work with is about as sexually close to a man **** that I know of. I am her boss and she basically uses me for sex, when she wants it.

The big thing that you have to understand about Nica's is that they have been conditioned by Nicaraguan men, which are some of the biggest dumbasses I have ever been around and the ones at the upper levels of society are about as worthless as tits on a boar hog. Thus, at all levels of society these women are conditioned to get what they can as fast as they can before the man royally screws them over. I can't tell you the amount of women, more so than any Latin American country that I have been in, that I know of down here that have just gotten royally screwed.

Managua is such a small big city that these women have to truly guard their reputations, thus they are much more discreet and careful than in other places. If you want some verification of all of this, just go to any of the nicer "motels" on a Thursday or Friday evening and see if you can get a room. Somebody is in them.

I would say that the Nica women, at least the educated and working ones, have more pride and are more appreciative than the women in most of Latin America, and out of my 40 years, I have spent 34 either living, living and working or just working from Brownsville to San Jose and in a few other places.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Member #4167
06-05-08, 21:01
Thanks TJTexan for a detailed and thoughtful explanation.

In line with the purpose of this forum: I am willing to pay for having sex with a much younger and more attractive women than I can find in my own country. I prefer semi-pros/non-pros. I am not looking for a wife. Merely girlfriends. As meatloaf has said, in the end they expect some sort of monetary gain. So what, I'll pay. I just have to attend meatloaf's school of "ASS-et" Management.

TJ - I am impressed to hear that you have two steady girlfriends. This fills my heart with joy.

Prospecting in my own country is a time and money consuming process, with lower chances of success. If I can expect similiar results from the same amount of time and energy spent, why bother even travelling to Nicaragua?

I have some questions about your post.

1. You said that, for the recruitment of non-pros, it takes discretion, time and persistence. How much time and persistence? Conquest on the 2nd or third date? After a month?

2. How much time should one spend before deciding he is drilling a dry hole, and move on?

3. In the states, you can typically expect to get a woman 5 years your junior. What about in Nica? Can you get one who is 15, 20 years your junior? How about a 18-20 year old hardbody as your girlfriend?

Thank you in advance for your post. I hope to hear more from you in this forum.

Tj Texan
06-06-08, 05:20
1. You said that, for the recruitment of non-pros, it takes discretion, time and persistence. How much time and persistence? Conquest on the 2nd or third date? After a month?

2. How much time should one spend before deciding he is drilling a dry hole, and move on?

3. In the states, you can typically expect to get a woman 5 years your junior. What about in Nica? Can you get one who is 15, 20 years your junior? How about a 18-20 year old hardbody as your girlfriend?

Thank you in advance for your post. I hope to hear more from you in this forum.Waterboy:

Let me try to answer as best as I can.

1. I think that really depends on what level of woman you hit on. If you go after the younger "hair dresser" or "shop clerk" type women that go out to a disco once a month, you probably can score after a couple of dates. If you get involved with the more educated ones, maybe some single mothers, I would probably guess you could get lucky after the 3rd or 4th date. After about 2-3 dates, I took the non-coworker chick to the coast for a long weekend, and bingo. My co-worker I nailed on the first time we actually, well second really, spent time together at night in a non-work setting. She is sex hungry little slutpuppy, and I think if she likes you she will do you upon meeting you, she has a history of that.

2. Gosh, I really would not know. I think women can sense that you are only trying to bang them, if you make the non-pros feel appreciated, desired and comfortable, you could probably do it pretty quickly. I think it is just going to depend on the chemistry between you, I would not get involved with a Nicaraguan chick that you don't really like as who knows how it is all going to turn out.

3. I am 40, the two women I mention are 27 and 32, FWIW. I also have the number of a very hot 20 yo hair dresser that I have gone out with one time, but she brought too many friends and pulled a deal that Meatloaf could relate to, ordering the most expensive meal, drinking the most expensive drink, etc. Etc. So I cut her loose early and have not called her or taken her calls again.

I would not call either of these women I see "steady" as I have represented my situation to them honestly upfront. One of them really probably uses me more than I used or use her.

If you are nice, in shape and decent I think your chances go way up with the non-pros. I would also hit on the casino waitreses, as they are semi-pro's and for the most part goodlooking. Some hotel employees and other service job women make themselves available also.

I hope this helps.

Meat Loaf
06-06-08, 14:34
Thanks TJTexan for a detailed and thoughtful explanation.

In line with the purpose of this forum: I am willing to pay for having sex with a much younger and more attractive women than I can find in my own country. I prefer semi-pros/non-pros. I am not looking for a wife. Merely girlfriends. As meatloaf has said, in the end they expect some sort of monetary gain. So what, I'll pay. I just have to attend meatloaf's school of "ASS-et" Management.

TJ - I am impressed to hear that you have two steady girlfriends. This fills my heart with joy.

Prospecting in my own country is a time and money consuming process, with lower chances of success. If I can expect similiar results from the same amount of time and energy spent, why bother even travelling to Nicaragua?

I have some questions about your post.

1. You said that, for the recruitment of non-pros, it takes discretion, time and persistence. How much time and persistence? Conquest on the 2nd or third date? After a month?

2. How much time should one spend before deciding he is drilling a dry hole, and move on?

3. In the states, you can typically expect to get a woman 5 years your junior. What about in Nica? Can you get one who is 15, 20 years your junior? How about a 18-20 year old hardbody as your girlfriend?

Thank you in advance for your post. I hope to hear more from you in this forum.1. You can expect to "beg" a Chica Nica to go out with you on a date from 1 to 6 months. She's accustomed to having guys heckle her everyday and never does she respond. You have to do a lot of chasing and having her get comfortable in getting to know you. It's not easy!

2. Don't place too much faith into her responding. You need to talk to as many girls as possible waiting for one to fall. After they see another girl is interested then the other girls that you've been pursuing will start to come around. You need to invest time and effort in getting Chicas Nicas. It's not easy! How much time do you have? If you live here then you have until death. Aint nothing else happening in the country nor their lives so having you chase a girl is entertainment, gossip, and a way to kill time.

Prospecting. Exactly. Why even bother with Nicaragua if you must invest so much time for so little results. In fact, me not being able to get a girlfriend after 8 months of prospecting forced me to leave the country for 3 months. I've returned, but I'm dating and fucking and being friends with the people I met last year, so I haven't really built anything new. Because I have contacts from last year all of the new people I meet are through these contacts and my popularity from last year. Exactly, why bother? I'm lazy, cheap, and have aspirations that involve Nicaragua. For others it aint worth it. Life here sucks for all and frequent vacations outside of the country are needed for sanity and reality checks.

Meat Loaf
06-06-08, 14:53
Meat Loaf & WaterBoy:

After living and working here day and day out for over a year, I would have to respectfully disagree with your opinions about non-pros in Nicaragua. I currently have two younger chicks that I am banging, one single no-kids, and the other a co-worker twice divorced with two kids.

Obviously, I make more money that both of them, and I am in a much better financial position than either of them, thus I spend the lions share of the money with both of them. One of them even has a boyfriend now, and we basically hook up for out of the routine sex and basic friendship as we developed a strong one. Both of these women try and do really nice things for me, cook for me (although both kind of suck), buy me what for them is expensive gifts, one will massage me and both of them offer me the use of their vehicles should I need it.

I have helped both of these women out of small time binds and have just been a buddy to them. One is surely interested in marrige and the other GAVE UP HER US RESIDENCY about two years ago, and does not want to leave Nicaragua. One I would surely like to get involved with and the other i is better off with someone else.

I could probably hook up with some other women if I wanted to. I will have to say that I do agree with quite a bit of what Meat Loaf says in terms of many Nica's running wild on your dime with little or no regard for manners or others expenses. Meat Loaf is darn well pretty accurate on most of what he relates about Nica, especially on the P4P scene. But, at the upper levels of society, which does not mean rich just better educated, I think he might be a little off, and there is plenty of the local talent available in that area, you just have to spend the time and look.

But, what I will also add is that it all depends on what kind of Nica's you are looking for. The more educated and working/professional women are available, but you are going to have to invest more time with them and be somewhat discreet. They are not going to go for a "wham, bam, thank you maam" type deal. I say that, but the one I work with is about as sexually close to a man **** that I know of. I am her boss and she basically uses me for sex, when she wants it.

The big thing that you have to understand about Nica's is that they have been conditioned by Nicaraguan men, which are some of the biggest dumbasses I have ever been around and the ones at the upper levels of society are about as worthless as tits on a boar hog. Thus, at all levels of society these women are conditioned to get what they can as fast as they can before the man royally screws them over. I can't tell you the amount of women, more so than any Latin American country that I have been in, that I know of down here that have just gotten royally screwed.

Managua is such a small big city that these women have to truly guard their reputations, thus they are much more discreet and careful than in other places. If you want some verification of all of this, just go to any of the nicer "motels" on a Thursday or Friday evening and see if you can get a room. Somebody is in them.

I would say that the Nica women, at least the educated and working ones, have more pride and are more appreciative than the women in most of Latin America, and out of my 40 years, I have spent 34 either living, living and working or just working from Brownsville to San Jose and in a few other places.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Hello fellow-Texan:

Working / Professional Nicas will take the same amount of time as other Nicas, 1 to 6 months. Having a job is a big deal in Nicaragua so she already has a big head over the populace. You're a foreigner so that's good, but she'll still think of you as a money source.

It all comes down to how and where you met the girl. First impressions either through introduction, the employment rouse, the vacationer, etcetera are important factors in where she sets the gate to keep you out.

TJ, having a girlfriend that's a co-worker or employee is abuse of power and really can't count as a non-pro. If she worked at another company and you met her as an employee for your company is one thing, but you control her paycheck. More accurately, you have 8 hours a day to talk to her. Her guard is down or altered in the workplace versus meeting her as a stranger on the street. She may still bullsh*t about dating you since you work together, but you have a tremendous amount of access for communication.

I'm writing a post about Muchachos Nicas where I will expound upon their mentality.

I, Meat Loaf, spend my time with regular Nicas of both sexes and don't raly waste my time trying to be fresa (yuppie.) Whoever I come into contact with will be less educated than I and have less money than I, so I don't even think along those lines. (Obviously this is a generalization.) I make friends with everybody and wait for them to show their cards and f*ck themselves up with lies, rudeness, and other faults which manifest rather quickly. I do have social / professional friends (associates / people I know) in all levels of society, but if I wanted social status I'd stay in the USA. I'm here just because. I write this 'cause if a person wants to be fresa it's really stupid considering you're in the Major Leagues of Baseball competing agaist Little Leaguers. Don't kick a wounded dog when he's down.

Best Advice: Meet individuals, learn them, and decide their quality based upon knowing them. Don't waste too much time so you must be pro-active in the process of having them show their true colors. You can't approach this society any other way. Those people that think fresa are trying to immitate the USA and we ex-pats don't want that anyway!

Meat Loaf
06-06-08, 15:04
Sorry buddy,

I meant to compliment you on writing a good post the other day!

Thanks.

Tj Texan
06-06-08, 22:58
Meatloaf:

Honestly, the two posts below are pretty well accurate. I am not as down on Nicaragua as you (at least not today, LOL) are as I have lived in some other Latin American places and every place has its good and bad, it is all in appreciating the good and just trying to ameliorate or ignore the bad. The infrastructure, reliability and low work ethic here drive me crazy, but if it were better and all good probably none of us would be here.

I would have to disagree with you on the working type relationship deal, at least in my case. I did not nail or have anything with my co-worker until we had worked together for over 9 months. I have found that the Nica's, and I am currently boss to over 150 of them and growing, have too much pride and wear their emotions on their shirtsleeves in terms of getting offended easily. Thus, my co-worker if I tried to force myself on her, would quit in an absolute skinny minute. She is really the one that initiated, and then slowed, our whole deal down. She is actually somewhat of slutpuppy in the sense that she is very open about her sexuality and if she sees someone that floats her boat, married or not, she will bang them or at least try.

From what I understand many Nicas are somewhat like that. I am very honest with all of them in the sense that they know I am married, althougt in a bad one, and none of them are too interested in marriage. Honestly, I would seriously consider it with my co-worker as she is the type of woman all us horndogs can appreciate, but I can assure you that along with her baggage comes lots of drama down the line.

You made me laugh with the term "fresa" not many folks on here will know what that means, and it is not exactly yuppie. I would have to agree with your assesments, but in Nica at least from my perspective and probably due to the revolution, there is a much better mixing of the classes, thus if you are out and about you stand a good chance of meeting a variety of women.

Really, I have always had success in the single mother area, and most of the single mother Nica's that I have met are pretty willing to have a good time in exchange for just the typical type of monetary attention, dinner, drinks etc.

You are right that there are a whole bunch of women out there that will see you as the milk tit gravy train, and try to ride you for all that you are worth, but from what I have seen they tip their hands so soon that you can easily figure out where their true intent is.

Nicaragua is what it is, and there are things here that all of us can appreciate and things that make me wish I were anywhere but here, but overall it is not that bad.

Meat Loaf
06-07-08, 12:13
Meatloaf:

Honestly, the two posts below are pretty well accurate. I am not as down on Nicaragua as you (at least not today, LOL) are as I have lived in some other Latin American places and every place has its good and bad, it is all in appreciating the good and just trying to ameliorate or ignore the bad. The infrastructure, reliability and low work ethic here drive me crazy, but if it were better and all good probably none of us would be here.

I would have to disagree with you on the working type relationship deal, at least in my case. I did not nail or have anything with my co-worker until we had worked together for over 9 months. I have found that the Nica's, and I am currently boss to over 150 of them and growing, have too much pride and wear their emotions on their shirtsleeves in terms of getting offended easily. Thus, my co-worker if I tried to force myself on her, would quit in an absolute skinny minute. She is really the one that initiated, and then slowed, our whole deal down. She is actually somewhat of slutpuppy in the sense that she is very open about her sexuality and if she sees someone that floats her boat, married or not, she will bang them or at least try.

From what I understand many Nicas are somewhat like that. I am very honest with all of them in the sense that they know I am married, althougt in a bad one, and none of them are too interested in marriage. Honestly, I would seriously consider it with my co-worker as she is the type of woman all us horndogs can appreciate, but I can assure you that along with her baggage comes lots of drama down the line.

You made me laugh with the term "fresa" not many folks on here will know what that means, and it is not exactly yuppie. I would have to agree with your assesments, but in Nica at least from my perspective and probably due to the revolution, there is a much better mixing of the classes, thus if you are out and about you stand a good chance of meeting a variety of women.

Really, I have always had success in the single mother area, and most of the single mother Nica's that I have met are pretty willing to have a good time in exchange for just the typical type of monetary attention, dinner, drinks etc.

You are right that there are a whole bunch of women out there that will see you as the milk tit gravy train, and try to ride you for all that you are worth, but from what I have seen they tip their hands so soon that you can easily figure out where their true intent is.

Nicaragua is what it is, and there are things here that all of us can appreciate and things that make me wish I were anywhere but here, but overall it is not that bad."Tj Texan,"

Chica Nicas know that p*ssy carries a value and all Chica Nicas f*ck with no hesitation. That doesn't mean they are sluts. What it means is that if they want to f*ck they won't be bullsh*ttin' with games. For example, I was living in Cd. Mexico and the clerk at OXXO would receive my flirts. She would smile, but never responded to my offers for a cita (date.) Finally, she came around, but too late 'cause my 3 months of living in that hell-hole was done. She felt sad, but she was bullsthittin' for too long. Better story: My ex chilanga (Mexico City citizen) was on a date with me in Condesa. I did everything smooth with this chava (girl) and wanted to hit rock bottom. She felt the manhood as we hug. I tried for hours to f*ck her, k but all she did was play games. This b*tch was trying to win a record with foreplay. Finally, I got tired of the bullsh*t many hours later and told the chapa (short girl) to get out of my house. She came around, spread those legs, and got f*cked for the next two (2) days. She grew accustom real quick to getting f*cked three (3) times per day. Why she was playing games is beyond me. Actually the Mexican culture is different.

The work ethic here is horrible. They do nothing and at the last moment when they need money to live they run around like a chicken with their head cut-off in search of money or someone to ask. Hence, they sell p*ssy, ask the foreigner, or steal something.

That's a lot of employees! I have a hard time trying to manage the two (2) Nicas I have in my house. LOL.

People really are too concerned about cheaping on their spouses here. Everyone knows that the guys is gonna' rent some ass. All the girls know that prostitution is a major employer and option. So if a girl want to bang a guy 'cause she likes him, she won't have a problem doing it. If she likes the guy and he helps her out with some money for bills it's even better.

How would you define "fresa? "

There's no shortage of single-mothers in Nicaragua. Everybody has a child. Don't even waste your time asking if a person has kids 'cause they do. More importantly, ask how many and who the kid (s) live with. Hopefully not the mom so she can live with you kid-free. Not most, but a lot of girls have kids and their mom or their grandmom rear the kid. The girl who had the kid is getting f*cked (at the brothel) and drunk all around Managua.

The leaches (possibly misspelled) show their interest in the first few sentences when they ask for a gift (areglarme.) LOL. Nicaraguans have no problem asking you to invite them to or for something free (invitame una cerveza, una comida, etcetera.)

Tj Texan, my comment about the workplace romance was trying to say that Water Boy will not have that type of access, so he's looking to meet strangers that are non-pros. He'll need a lot of luck. LOL.

Adios Muchachos

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Member #4167
06-07-08, 14:14
Thanks, TJ for your excellent reply.


3. I also have the number of a very hot 20 yo hair dresser that I have gone out with one time, but she brought too many friends.BTW - I too have had the same exact experience with more than one of these young "aprobechadoras."

Tj Texan
06-07-08, 17:15
Meatloaf/Waterboy:

You know one thing that I have not seen mentioned on here, the opportunity with university students. I know two gringos that had live in sweet young things, in exchange for room and board. They are both in their 50's and not what I would call well aged. But, they seem to always be able to go through 2-3 university students a year. I have never gone this route as I don't want anything to do with a live in arrangement.

But these guys seem to thrive on it. I mean they get a copy of the cedula and get the girls particulars of where she is from and such and away they go (in case of theft). There are many, many university students living here from out of Managua and they do not have much money, thus it is a good deal all the way around. I have met one that I would probably have been truly interested in doing something with as she was drop dead gorgeous. But that same attraction scared me away as she knew it, and at some point she would have gone the BBD route (bigger better deal).

In really thinking about things, in terms of non-pro's I would go the route of the childless 18-24 year old who is strictly looking for material benifits or the 32-40 year old single mother with older kids route as they don't seem to be as desperate or clingy as the ones that are in their late 20's and still fancy pulling themselves out of the mess that they are in.

If you are going to live here I would surely reccomend doing the following:

1. Make a good contact with someone in the police, feed them treat them well, make friends so that if you have an issue they are there to at least give you the benifit of the doubt.

2. Get a decent place to live with good neighbors, as they are always helpful, Meatloaf has touched on this some.

3. Meet some everyday Managua citizens and do some of the stuff that they do as routine, as if they do it so will many others and you will get to meet more everyday citizens, hence some better chances with non-pros.

4. I would go to the mid-scale clubs like Matrix and some other similar ones, late on Friday and Saturday nights, sometimes you can pull chicks out of there pretty easily and they know what they are doing.

5. Get to know waitresses, bartenders and such in the better hotels, supposedly they are also available.

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Meat Loaf
06-07-08, 18:32
3. In the states, you can typically expect to get a woman 5 years your junior. What about in Nica? Can you get one who is 15, 20 years your junior? How about a 18-20 year old hardbody as your girlfriend?So last year I had a neighbor who was a fellow-Texas of white skin and 56 years of age with zero (0%) Spanish-speaking skills. Employment brought him to Nicaragua for approximately one (1) year plus. While eating pizza at "Gringo Central"- MetroCentro, a young, big breasted, average sized ass, brown 18 year old Nica with zero (0%) English-speaking skills, but serious interest in the language and USA culture, approached him. She may have not approached him, but she sent him signals. I say this because it's guaranteed that any attempt to meet a Chica Nica who you do not know will be met with rejection on her part.

I can honestly say that I got tired and turned-on when I would hear "old Gringo" f*cking her with his grunts and her echoeing moans. On many a morning they were my alarm clock: Me asking him, like the gentleman I am, to give the girl a break were met only with more moans and groans the following morning. (What an asshole! )

This guy is a grand monger of the international variety who proved his years in the trade with a photo album that only Kodak can compete with! His girlfriend knew through my reputation and her witness that I crush plenty-of-ass and tried her hardest to keep he and I from hitting the streets. How funny is it when a 56-year old sneaks around due to the fear of a 19-year old? Very funny. He was honest and revealed to me, "Hell, I'm lucky and shocked to be f*cking a 19 year old everyday. I would have never imagined it. I don't want to loose this opportunity. I know she can have someone younger than I. She's younger than my daughter. I'm an old, broken down man and she makes me feel great. I want to do all I can for this girl. " And he did, does, and will continue to do a lot for this chavala (girl.)

He relocated to other Central American countries with this chava; he overpay for her to attend school and earn a trade / career; he financially aides her parent's household; he gives the girl something to dream about- USA citizenship. His only regret thus far is not being able to get the girl pregnant due to his nutts getting clipped years ago, but US $800 can reverse that process.

Like most Gringo suckers that marry foreign-citizens he's scared of getting played for papers. Talk about getting fleeced on his behalf and her winning the lottery: Alimony, Child Support, USA Citizenship, USA women's rights, and all of the other bullsh*t that drove we, USA, citizens to flee the USA. (Fact: "Mail Order Bride" laws as of the late 1990s place the USA male citizen in a wholely financial obligatory sitation where he is forced, by law, to financially support the broad up to 3 years. Foreign brides who are not mail order brides may have a similar benefit. I don't know 'cause I aint marrying any female. Why buy the cow when someone else owns her and she's giving me the milk? )

At last check they were still a couple with a two (2) year relationship. So "Water Boy" and you other almost "Senior Citizens" it is possible. Just remember that she's gonna' want some real d*ck and it aint gonna' be from you so who she gonna' call? Meat Loaf Buster! Also, she's young so she's gonna' want to party and get f*cked. You're renting the p*ssy even through marriage and she will divorce you as her late-20s come to end if not earlier.

He did confess that the attention he gets is mixed when with her 'cause everyone knows it's a financial transaction. He gets over-charged for everything and gets financially exploited at all times.

It is possible and good luck: Great job Meat Loaf now all of those North American "Senior Citizens" are gonna' bombard Nicaragua inflating the prices and stealing your h*es!

Tj Texan
06-08-08, 01:05
Meatloaf:

I truly enjoy your writing style and the way you convey the message. I can't find much fault with anything you write, and would have to strongly agree with most of it, I think you are dead on about Nicaragua and Nica's in general. Save for I don't think as many of them are looking to get to the US as we would all like to belive. I think they would rather ride the milk tit gravy train down here. My hot and sexy co-worker actually gave up her green card about two years ago as she did not want the hassles of possibly being caught not being in states or something like that. She told me that the folks at the embassy could not believe she was doing it.

You have to remember, the only benifit these chicas get by going to the US is material things, most of them, not all but most, do not have the work ethic to make it there and now due to so many people being there and communication they realize it. I mean in Nicaragua they get 30 days paid vacation, albeit low paid, and they get paid medical days for having the sniffles, by law and all these clinics give out 24 hours rest at the drop of a booger. If they go to the US their wide spread support systems ceases to exist and if they have a child they will have to be the primary care giver, many are not up for that all.

Sure life with a sugar daddy would be grand, but how many sugar daddies are fault and issue free?

Funny that you write about Mexico City. Yo soy Chilango de a madre! I lived there for 14 years, and was raised there in my youth. Mexico is much different that Central America, hell Mexico varies from area to area and has changed so much and is changing even more as time goes by. I much prefer Central American women, the Mexican ones come with too much drama and baggage.

If I was truly beating the bushes for pussy I would probably focus my efforts on the educated single mothers that I could come across in Nicaragua, they just seem much easier to deal with and there are droves of them.

BTW, have either of you all tried the VIP Spa or massage place? I tried it out once, and it is expensive for Nicaragua, like $50 an hour. But the women there are better looking than what I have seen in the brothels and the place is much cleaner and more comfortable than what I read about on here and what I have seen in my limited exposure. On my one visit, they even gave me a ride to Carr. Masaya.

Looking forward to hearing from you all.

Meat Loaf
06-08-08, 01:41
meatloaf/waterboy:

you know one thing that i have not seen mentioned on here, the opportunity with university students. i know two gringos that had live in sweet young things, in exchange for room and board. they are both in their 50's and not what i would call well aged. but, they seem to always be able to go through 2-3 university students a year. i have never gone this route as i don't want anything to do with a live in arrangement.

but these guys seem to thrive on it. i mean they get a copy of the cedula and get the girls particulars of where she is from and such and away they go (in case of theft). there are many, many university students living here from out of managua and they do not have much money, thus it is a good deal all the way around. i have met one that i would probably have been truly interested in doing something with as she was drop dead gorgeous. but that same attraction scared me away as she knew it, and at some point she would have gone the bbd route (bigger better deal).

in really thinking about things, in terms of non-pro's i would go the route of the childless 18-24 year old who is strictly looking for material benifits or the 32-40 year old single mother with older kids route as they don't seem to be as desperate or clingy as the ones that are in their late 20's and still fancy pulling themselves out of the mess that they are in.

if you are going to live here i would surely reccomend doing the following:

1. make a good contact with someone in the police, feed them treat them well, make friends so that if you have an issue they are there to at least give you the benifit of the doubt.

2. get a decent place to live with good neighbors, as they are always helpful, meatloaf has touched on this some.

3. meet some everyday managua citizens and do some of the stuff that they do as routine, as if they do it so will many others and you will get to meet more everyday citizens, hence some better chances with non-pros.

4. i would go to the mid-scale clubs like matrix and some other similar ones, late on friday and saturday nights, sometimes you can pull chicks out of there pretty easily and they know what they are doing.

5. get to know waitresses, bartenders and such in the better hotels, supposedly they are also available.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.honestly, by the time mid-morning comes around i've already had my first liter of beer and begin my party at the wh*rehouses. i've thought of university students, but have never made it to the campi.

there is no shortage of further educational schools in managua. where the students will work after graduation is still a mystery. by meeting everyday nicas i came across the finance head of one of the local for-profit colleges who asked me to secure us $5 million for his school: i don't know how much a school needs in nicaragua, but i was impressed at his confidence to ask me. i asked him the same question about student post-employment and he replied, "having an education / credentials is better than not having one or any. it also gives them a dream. " our conversation was 100% in spanish.

i went to a few of the local trade colleges in search of cheap employees for my finance company and the administration had no idea or experience in a "career center. " after the students graduate, the school is done and they don't even try to help the students get a job. i searched these places on two seperate employment campaigns both to no avail.

i live the neighborhood of a few colleges, 1 university, and a few trade schools. i see them walking to campus. they won't respond to strangers. if you want a college / university girl you'll need to enroll and sabatino (saturday classes) is too much of a committment for me.

i too copy cedulas early-on and ask to see them when i order servicio dormicilio.

hell, let's get back to the basics: post an advertisement in the paper for employees or roommates and screen the respondents.

1. the police friend is a good idea. i met one yesterday and know another. how to befriend a police officer? see one in uniform and invite him to a beer at the brothel or a gaseosa (soft drink) at the pulperia (corner grocery store.) he'll accept with no hesitation.

quick story: i was at the brothel and three off-duty cops entered and were partying. they were happy 'cause they got some money from somewhere and walking around counting, telling, and showing the money off. it was a lot for nicaraguan standards and they gave all of the girls us $5 amounting to us $100 for nothing. when i asked for us $5 they said, "muchachas solamente" (women only.) they told us (i say us 'cause i'm in tight with the girls from spending so much time with them, ) that they were cops and showed some identification for proof. i had been wanting a nicaraguan police gorda (baseball hat) for over year. (i think their uniforms are tuani (cool.)) one officer said he would sell me his extra gorda for a piece-of-p*ssy. i agreed. i walked-out of the brothel wearing the police gorda after hours of showing if off inside the brothel. that gorda was my favorite possession and i would wear it all over town. one day i was walking past the police station, at rush hour, with the gorda on. (i'm either confident or stupid at times.) the cops in front stopped me and asked why i had the gorda. i replied that it was a gift. they said it wasn't tuani for me to wear the hat and confirep001ed it. i returned home sad. now i'm down to just one gorda- fsln.

2. good neighbors are never known until you move-in.

3. agreed.

4. i have a latin american policy: i refuse to wear long pants. i only wear shorts. i'm here out of choice and live my life according to my rules. 95 degree weather and pants makes no sense to me. major nightclubs have dress codes that require males wearing pants therefore i have never entered a major nightclub. telling them that i'm american while wearing shorts has never worked, to my amazement. meat loaf is truly a neighborhood guy: i hang out in various neighborhoods with neighborhood residents.

5. i have no knowledge in this area.

Meat Loaf
06-08-08, 13:41
Meatloaf:

I truly enjoy your writing style and the way you convey the message. I can't find much fault with anything you write, and would have to strongly agree with most of it, I think you are dead on about Nicaragua and Nica's in general. Save for I don't think as many of them are looking to get to the US as we would all like to belive. I think they would rather ride the milk tit gravy train down here. My hot and sexy co-worker actually gave up her green card about two years ago as she did not want the hassles of possibly being caught not being in states or something like that. She told me that the folks at the embassy could not believe she was doing it.

You have to remember, the only benifit these chicas get by going to the US is material things, most of them, not all but most, do not have the work ethic to make it there and now due to so many people being there and communication they realize it. I mean in Nicaragua they get 30 days paid vacation, albeit low paid, and they get paid medical days for having the sniffles, by law and all these clinics give out 24 hours rest at the drop of a booger. If they go to the US their wide spread support systems ceases to exist and if they have a child they will have to be the primary care giver, many are not up for that all.

Sure life with a sugar daddy would be grand, but how many sugar daddies are fault and issue free?

Funny that you write about Mexico City. Yo soy Chilango de a madre! I lived there for 14 years, and was raised there in my youth. Mexico is much different that Central America, hell Mexico varies from area to area and has changed so much and is changing even more as time goes by. I much prefer Central American women, the Mexican ones come with too much drama and baggage.

If I was truly beating the bushes for pussy I would probably focus my efforts on the educated single mothers that I could come across in Nicaragua, they just seem much easier to deal with and there are droves of them.

BTW, have either of you all tried the VIP Spa or massage place? I tried it out once, and it is expensive for Nicaragua, like $50 an hour. But the women there are better looking than what I have seen in the brothels and the place is much cleaner and more comfortable than what I read about on here and what I have seen in my limited exposure. On my one visit, they even gave me a ride to Carr. Masaya.

Looking forward to hearing from you all.Estimado Sr. "Tj Texan: (Dear Mr. "Tj Texan:)

Muchicimas gracias (thank you very much) for the compliment. I too enjoy Central America way better than Mexico: The two continents are a lot different. (The United Mexican States are in North America and Central America begins in Guatemala and Belize.)

Someone mentioned one-time that Nicaraguans would much better prefer to immigrate to Costa Rica versus USA and that may be true. The USA has such good marketing / propoganda about being wealthy, having jobs, not discriminating, and everything else people see on television. (The television is the biggest marketing source for USA. If the world only knew the truth.)

I have this conversation almost daily about the USA and the host country. Being the typical hater that I am I try to encourage citizens of other countries to remain in their country, fight, and build a better society. This in contrast to fleeing their country for my country, the USA, and benefitting from the fighting and risk that we took to build the USA. (Nobody wants to hear that sh*t, but I still float the concept at all opportunities.)

I completely understand the statement about your friend "turning-in" her USA citizenship from personal experience. The marketing I referred to earlier is so powerful even to the USA citizen, who has never been outside of the USA. (Only 5% of the USA has a passport. Post-911 the number will increase due to the new 2008 law.) Mexico for USA citizens is exotic and scary. Canada for USA citizens is still too far from their suburban subdivision. Thus, those people hoist USA above others are mute due to their personal ignorance of other countries.

USA Citizenship: In my opinion, the USA's major benefit is (1) employment. If you want to be an employee, not employer. Employees need USA B1 / B2 visas (green cards) or USA social security cards and state issued identification (cedula.) Employers need nothing! Anyone can have / open a business or corporation in the USA without citizenship requirements. How to enter the country? Numerous visas exist for the foreign-citizen.

If you conduct business on a web-based platform you never need to visit the USA if you don't want to. Hire your employees throughout the world; connect your employees via VOIP telephone communication; connect your employees through a CRM database; connect your employees through on-line conferencing; choose which country you want the parent company to be registered in; incorporate in the markets you choose to compete for customers; decide if you want to invest in commercial office space or delegate employees from their location of choice. All of the credit markets are available to your USA corporation plus your foreign corporation too. Earn G8 income regardless of your citizenship or residence. Of course, it depends on what your profession for this to be viable.

"tj Texan" has more knowledge of the labor market than I and I do agree with the work ethic. The labor laws are beneficial to them albeit low pay, but they think from their societal perspective and we think from ours. Apples and Oranges.

I've never done the MP thing or VIP spa. Instead I have my sex-employee rub me down everyday and she gives me a shower on the patio using a pana (bowl) and the lavendero de ropa (sink for washing clothes.) It's like I'm a little Nicaraguan baby getting my bath. (Only residents of Latin America understand the above description. LOL.)

I mis-wrote by calling Mexico City a shit-hole. I was only referring to the weather being cold (27) and colder (17) with rain everyday at 1500 hours. In fact, Mexico City is the major player for Latin America and a major player on the world stage. Mexico has the #11 economy of the world, tied with Canada. I enjoyed all of the opportunities for activity, but wore tired of every male having the same haircut- the mohawk. Watching the girls do their eyelashes with a spoon on the train and ruta was cute. Most impressive location: Tepito.

Amigo mio (my friend) that's all I have to write for today.

Adios

Meat Loaf
06-09-08, 17:20
the only certainty in nicaraguan life is uncertainty! do you ever really become accustom to the uncertainty? no, but that's why alcohol and not being fresa come into play because you'll end-up going outside and shooting the sh*t with other residents (victims) of nicaraguan life.

cable (estesa) has a fabulous package of cable channels representing 9 different countries when it works. without warning and without cause your cable service will blackout. this sight of darkness will last for hours and up to days. of course, calling the company with your queja (complaint) will be met with nobody answering the telephone. feeling like a fool and looking like one the customer continuously checks his television for defects that never surface. since you're now living the nicaraguan life you go ask your neighbors if they have service and they reply no. finally the customer gives up hope and sits-in-the-cut waiting.

cablenet (internet service) is much worse. internet service failures are more frequent and last longer than electricity outages. almost daily your high-speed internet connection (alta velocidad / alhambrinca) "times out" and you're without internet service. you check your scientific-atlanta modem for service indication, but the only lights that are green are the (1) power and (2) pc. everytime you see the cable, data send, and data receive lights turn green you get excited. opening your browser and attempting to reload your isg page is met with the message: problem loading page, server not found.

this game of f*ck-the-customer will last for hours and into days. worse yet, you'll be conducting north american telephone business when the service "times out. " fortunately the north american party to whom you were speaking thinks you're on cellphone and is considerate when you call him or her back hours or a day later. you realize rather quickly that paying for a t1 connection does not indicate superior reliability or service and will frequently have connection speeds of 512k or 700k. nonetheless, when internet service goes so you too must you go out and waste your business day talking sh*t with the citizenry.

landline telephone service (enitel) isn't much better with reliability.

welcome to nicaragua where the only certainty is uncertainty!

Meat Loaf
06-09-08, 17:22
Lately, I'm drinking more tittie-milk than 2%! Since the sex-employee from last year pushed out her, not our, baby those breast have grown, nipples have inflated, and leche materna (breast milk) has been processed. I have no shame in taking milk from the baby nor does the mother.

Tittie-milk is one of those rare traits periodically found in a woman: The other rare trait is good p*ssy. ("Good p*ssy" as defined by Meat Loaf must satisfy the following criteria in wholely: (1) appearance, (2) texture, (3) wetness, (4) ability to f*ck, and (5) the willingness to f*ck. Any deficiency in the aforementioned criteria will negate the classification of "good p*ssy. ") It seems that Meat Loaf rarely has a problem finding both. And he usually finds both located within the same woman.

When I de-robe this 23-year old "Chela" (white skin, ) mother of 3, the nipples are usually more erect than I. Visible everywhere are those little nipple bumps. Wih nipples the size of a thumb it is never a problem noticing. Even more attractive is her tendency of having the nipples dripping by the time I remove her from her clothes.

Delicately I stroke the breast as many of stroke your peckers: Pumping the breast with strong, steady, and long strokes I gain more leche materna. With my mouth wrapped around her pepperonies (ariolas) I suck the milk out. She strokes my head. Tasting that sweet, warm, and plentiful leche materna is living a wonderful life.

Why buy the cow when someone else owns it and I'm getting the milk for a fee?

Since leche materna is a rare find I usually jump on these girls with employment opportunities or frequent sexual encounters. The friend of the skinny girl with braids I cruched last month also has tittie-milk. Ms. Tittie-milk has some swolen breasts the size of Dolly Parten and has requested I f*ck her on several occassions. I guess her friend getting crushed has Ms. Tittie-milk curious. But for now, since the 23-year old in in-house and Ms. Tittie-milk is her former co-worker I'll refrain. (These hookers gossip so much on who's f*cking who that one must careful in who you f*ck. For you do not want to get labeled as a "Gran Zorro" (big sl*t, ) "Mujeriego Viejo" (man-*****, ) "Cochino" (gross, ) or "Chancho" (pig.) Nor do you want to get criticized for f*cking a zorra (****, ) although she's a prostitute like the rest of the girls, or someone they don't approve of. For this will make the wh*res not want to f*ck you and if they do it may be some bullsh*t quality.)

Milk Does a Body Good

Tj Texan
06-10-08, 02:11
Sr. Pastel de Carne o Rollo de Carne (terms I have heard Meatloaf called in Latin America)

I feel for you brother, I am on someone elses wireless network here at the house, even though I have my own internet, through Cablenet, this one seems to work better. ***** and complain all you want, it ain't getting any better anytime soon.

Complain as much as you want to, but nothing beats trying to get electrical service, I mean the big stuff, hooked up in Nicaragua. I would rather have flaming double anal herpes in my mouth than go through that again.

I do have a couple of questions for you, which are the casa or brothels that you prefer, you may have mentioned them but I did not catch them and or if you don't share no problem.

You know, I have twice been approached by women in decent areas offering their services. Both times it was like 22-24 year old girls that looked very good and looked nothing like pro's. Once was in the Zona Hippos and another time was out in the parking lot of HippaHippa, as I was walking past it coming from El Fogoncito. Both times the chicks approached and asked for $100, then were down to around $50 without me even haggling. Both were very good looking, but I was pressed for time and could not grove with them right then.

Supposedly there are some chicks that frequent the casinos that you can also hook up with, I have never seen any that I was certain of, but I have a buddy that has take a couple out of the casinos.

Meatloaf, do you have any areas that you prefer or recommend besides the brothels?

Meat Loaf
06-10-08, 06:21
Sr. Pastel de Carne o Rollo de Carne (terms I have heard Meatloaf called in Latin America)

I feel for you brother, I am on someone elses wireless network here at the house, even though I have my own internet, through Cablenet, this one seems to work better. ***** and complain all you want, it ain't getting any better anytime soon.

Complain as much as you want to, but nothing beats trying to get electrical service, I mean the big stuff, hooked up in Nicaragua. I would rather have flaming double anal herpes in my mouth than go through that again.

I do have a couple of questions for you, which are the casa or brothels that you prefer, you may have mentioned them but I did not catch them and or if you don't share no problem.

You know, I have twice been approached by women in decent areas offering their services. Both times it was like 22-24 year old girls that looked very good and looked nothing like pro's. Once was in the Zona Hippos and another time was out in the parking lot of HippaHippa, as I was walking past it coming from El Fogoncito. Both times the chicks approached and asked for $100, then were down to around $50 without me even haggling. Both were very good looking, but I was pressed for time and could not grove with them right then.

Supposedly there are some chicks that frequent the casinos that you can also hook up with, I have never seen any that I was certain of, but I have a buddy that has take a couple out of the casinos.

Meatloaf, do you have any areas that you prefer or recommend besides the brothels?Zona Hippos is not too far from a strip club and the hookers do make their way down there to seek-out Gringos. A large majority of those restaurants / bars have USA connections via ownership. I mean they date back to the war years in terms of ownership.

Non-brothels: What for? Why? This is "International Sex Guide, " not Entertainment Managua. If I wanted conversation I would grab the phone book (paginas amarillas) and call somebody. I want the wet pink stuff.

Yes, I do have non-brothel hang-outs, but should I mention them? I'm a daytime guy that hits the sack by 1900 hours. All of the stories I write occur from daytime activity. (More encouragement for you "senior citizens. ")

Casinos: I don't believe in gambling and never visit those slot machine locations although I know a few of the owners.

Funny about the herpes statement.

My head hurts and will continue this post later.

Meat Loaf
06-10-08, 22:19
lately, i'm drinking more tittie-milk than 2%! since the sex-employee from last year pushed out her, not our, baby those breast have grown, nipples have inflated, and leche materna (breast milk) has been processed. i have no shame in taking milk from the baby nor does the mother.

tittie-milk is one of those rare traits periodically found in a woman: the other rare trait is good p*ssy. ("good p*ssy" as defined by meat loaf must satisfy the following criteria in wholely: (1) appearance, (2) texture, (3) wetness, (4) ability to f*ck, and (5) the willingness to f*ck. any deficiency in the aforementioned criteria will negate the classification of "good p*ssy. ") it seems that meat loaf rarely has a problem finding both. and he usually finds both located within the same woman.

when i de-robe this 23-year old "chela" (white skin, ) mother of 3, the nipples are usually more erect than i. visible everywhere are those little nipple bumps. wih nipples the size of a thumb it is never a problem noticing. even more attractive is her tendency of having the nipples dripping by the time i remove her from her clothes.

delicately i stroke the breast as many of stroke your peckers: pumping the breast with strong, steady, and long strokes i gain more leche materna. with my mouth wrapped around her pepperonies (ariolas) i suck the milk out. she strokes my head. tasting that sweet, warm, and plentiful leche materna is living a wonderful life.

why buy the cow when someone else owns it and i'm getting the milk for a fee?

since leche materna is a rare find i usually jump on these girls with employment opportunities or frequent sexual encounters. the friend of the skinny girl with braids i cruched last month also has tittie-milk. ms. tittie-milk has some swolen breasts the size of dolly parten and has requested i f*ck her on several occassions. i guess her friend getting crushed has ms. tittie-milk curious. but for now, since the 23-year old in in-house and ms. tittie-milk is her former co-worker i'll refrain. (these hookers gossip so much on who's f*cking who that one must careful in who you f*ck. for you do not want to get labeled as a "gran zorro" (big sl*t, ) "mujeriego viejo" (man-*****, ) "cochino" (gross, ) or "chancho" (pig.) nor do you want to get criticized for f*cking a zorra (****, ) although she's a prostitute like the rest of the girls, or someone they don't approve of. for this will make the wh*res not want to f*ck you and if they do it may be some bullsh*t quality.)

milk does a body goodmilk does a body good, pt.2

i forgot to mention while writing the post, "isg member in need" that my latin beauty had an oso (bear) out of this world. she also has this sweet smell of p*ssy permeating from her vaginal juices. after i completed my mission and shower the stinch of p*ssy remained on my balls, fingers, meat loaf, and chin. before entering the room with her i asked if she still had milk in those titties and she replied confidently, "si" (yes.) after we both shed our clothes within the first minute she began breast feeding me while stroking my head. as i dredged her vagina for orgasms i kept my mouth wraped around her most productive leche materna breast. i thoroughly enjoy this young lady and would cherish having sex-employee access.

while waiting for "isg member in need" i was given some more breast milk from an 18-year old mother of one. she was timid in allowing me to suck her 36d breasts in-front of the other girls. i can understand that since we were sitting on a sofa. presenting me a glance at those big titties was cool; squeezing thos titties for milk was cool; and even getting a few seconds of tittie sucking was tuani (cool.) also while i waited for "isg member in need" she allowed me to finger her swolen vagina (montanita.) this youngster really wants me to bang her and i will as soon as possible. she's the friend of the 19-year old with braids i detailed in previous posts. "isg member in need" found her attractive as well and you too would f*ck her.

Member #4167
06-16-08, 15:23
I was given some more breast milk from an 18-year old mother of one.So you drank her leche.

Want I want to know is: did she drink YOUR leche?

Meat Loaf
06-17-08, 00:34
So you drank her leche.

Want I want to know is: did she drink YOUR leche?Her body did! Breast milk is a rare commodity and even better when it aint your kid- less expenses for the same reward.

Meat Loaf
06-17-08, 21:40
the only certainty in nicaraguan life is uncertainty! do you ever really become accustom to the uncertainty? no, but that's why alcohol and not being fresa come into play because you'll end-up going outside and shooting the sh*t with other residents (victims) of nicaraguan life.

cable (estesa) has a fabulous package of cable channels representing 9 different countries when it works. without warning and without cause your cable service will blackout. this sight of darkness will last for hours and up to days. of course, calling the company with your queja (complaint) will be met with nobody answering the telephone. feeling like a fool and looking like one the customer continuously checks his television for defects that never surface. since you're now living the nicaraguan life you go ask your neighbors if they have service and they reply no. finally the customer gives up hope and sits-in-the-cut waiting.

cablenet (internet service) is much worse. internet service failures are more frequent and last longer than electricity outages. almost daily your high-speed internet connection (alta velocidad / alhambrinca) "times out" and you're without internet service. you check your scientific-atlanta modem for service indication, but the only lights that are green are the (1) power and (2) pc. everytime you see the cable, data send, and data receive lights turn green you get excited. opening your browser and attempting to reload your isg page is met with the message: problem loading page, server not found.

this game of f*ck-the-customer will last for hours and into days. worse yet, you'll be conducting north american telephone business when the service "times out. " fortunately the north american party to whom you were speaking thinks you're on cellphone and is considerate when you call him or her back hours or a day later. you realize rather quickly that paying for a t1 connection does not indicate superior reliability or service and will frequently have connection speeds of 512k or 700k. nonetheless, when internet service goes so you too must you go out and waste your business day talking sh*t with the citizenry.

landline telephone service (enitel) isn't much better with reliability.

welcome to nicaragua where the only certainty is uncertainty!

i almost forgot about the reality of not having any running water although you pay your water bill to enacal, but since i haven't had any water for 18 hours i could not. at any given time your tap will be drier than 80-year old pussy! now that's dry and not even you would f*ck her. nonetheless, the reality of living in the 3rd world encompasses you getting comfortable with the certainty of uncertainty in all aspects of life. don't think you can hide inside of your home unaffected because all of the bullsh*t comes knocking at your door or infilitrates your home via public utilities. regardless of service quality the same amount is required of you, the customer, and if you choose to queja (complain) they'll disconnect your service; force you to visit the company's office; wait in long lines to pleed your queja; receive a clerk who knows nothing and is only employeed due to nepatism; and in the end you'll be happy to pay the required amount plus reconnection charges before leaving the office.

i won't comment on how landlords steal your security deposits; change the terms of your payment opting for their immediate necessity for money; and don't honor rental contracts. what are you going to do foreigner, take the citizen to court? how long and how much will that cost you and to what end?

welcome to the 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere of 33 countries comprising 2 of the world's 7 continents. only haiti is worse!

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Meat Loaf
06-17-08, 21:42
electricity, cable, internet, telephone failures

the only certainty in nicaraguan life is uncertainty! do you ever really become accustom to the uncertainty? no, but that's why alcohol and not being fresa come into play because you'll end-up going outside and shooting the sh*t with other residents (victims) of nicaraguan life.

cable (estesa) has a fabulous package of cable channels representing 9 different countries when it works. without warning and without cause your cable service will blackout. this sight of darkness will last for hours and up to days. of course, calling the company with your queja (complaint) will be met with nobody answering the telephone. feeling like a fool and looking like one the customer continuously checks his television for defects that never surface. since you're now living the nicaraguan life you go ask your neighbors if they have service and they reply no. finally the customer gives up hope and sits-in-the-cut waiting.

cablenet (internet service) is much worse. internet service failures are more frequent and last longer than electricity outages. almost daily your high-speed internet connection (alta velocidad / alhambrinca) "times out" and you're without internet service. you check your scientific-atlanta modem for service indication, but the only lights that are green are the (1) power and (2) pc. everytime you see the cable, data send, and data receive lights turn green you get excited. opening your browser and attempting to reload your isg page is met with the message: problem loading page, server not found.

this game of f*ck-the-customer will last for hours and into days. worse yet, you'll be conducting north american telephone business when the service "times out. " fortunately the north american party to whom you were speaking thinks you're on cellphone and is considerate when you call him or her back hours or a day later. you realize rather quickly that paying for a t1 connection does not indicate superior reliability or service and will frequently have connection speeds of 512k or 700k. nonetheless, when internet service goes so you too must you go out and waste your business day talking sh*t with the citizenry.

landline telephone service (enitel) isn't much better with reliability.

welcome to nicaragua where the only certainty is uncertainty!i almost forgot about the reality of not having any running water although you pay your water bill to enacal, but since i haven't had any water for 18 hours i could not. at any given time your tap will be drier than 80-year old pussy! now that's dry and not even you would f*ck her. nonetheless, the reality of living in the 3rd world encompasses you getting comfortable with the certainty of uncertainty in all aspects of life. don't think you can hide inside of your home unaffected because all of the bullsh*t comes knocking at your door or infilitrates your home via public utilities. regardless of service quality the same amount is required of you, the customer, and if you choose to queja (complain) they'll disconnect your service; force you to visit the company's office; wait in long lines to pleed your queja; receive a clerk who knows nothing and is only employeed due to nepatism; and in the end you'll be happy to pay the required amount plus reconnection charges before leaving the office.

for back-up water service you may choose to drill a well in your backyard.

i won't comment on how landlords steal your security deposits; change the terms of your payment opting for their immediate necessity for money; and don't honor rental contracts. what are you going to do foreigner, take the citizen to court? how long and how much will that cost you and to what end?

welcome to the 2nd poorest country in the hemisphere of 33 countries comprising 2 of the world's 7 continents. only haiti is worse!

Member #4167
06-18-08, 16:11
I almost forgot about the reality of not having any running water although you pay your water bill to Enacal, but since I haven't had any water for 18 hours I could not. At any given time your tap will be drier than 80-year old pussy! Now that's dry and not even you would f*ck her. That's why God invented beer.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Meat Loaf
06-21-08, 01:56
I remember those long lost years of my adolesence when getting a blowjob was 100% at the female's discretion. Not now! People and life changes through seconds, hours, days, months, and years. As my homosexual neighbor would tell his conquests, "Put out or get out! " (Hey, good sayings and the correct attitude deserve respect despite sexual orientation.) Therefore, I've incorporated his attitude but through a more "subtle" technique.

I'm a man of little words and lots of Meat Loaf! As I entertain from my exeuctive desk in my home office we listen to music of my choosing. Knowing visuals are required I play my Media Player library. Selection: (1) Blowjobs; (2) Big Dicks, Little Chicks; (3) Young Dick, Old B*tch; and (4) Orgies. Depending on how she reacts to the various genres I play the appropriate movies. (Free Porno downloads are great. Maybe that's why I spend two hours per day increasing my library.)

It never fails that when I play library selection #1! They start to massage the Meat Loaf as their mouths water. They start to envision swallowing my load. They lower their heads into my lap from the adjourning chair. They remove the carne (meat.) They place their wet mouths around my brain. They begin to imitate a decapitated chicken. Gobble, gobble is all I hear while saliva drips upon my balls. Knowing she wants a load to explode deep into her throat I direct them to assume the proper position. Doggie style with my d*ck in their mouth pointed at a 45 degree angle is paradise. From this angle they can view the meat in its entirety! From this angle they can see the Meat Loaf glisten from their saliva! From this direction they can view the viens! From this angle they can get shot! From this angle they finally receive what they've yearned for all of their lives; what they've yearned for during the movie; and what they worked hard to receive: A warm, juicy, milky white injection of masculinity coats their tongue, jaws, and throat just as mom taught her how!

Riggo
06-21-08, 12:27
For back-up water service you may choose to drill a well in your backyard.

Not a good idea. I remember when I was in El Salvador we needed to drill a well on the land for a power plant we were building. We drilled down 1300 feet, took a water sample, and had it analyzed. We couldn't believe it when the test results showed that there was fecal matter in the water!

Wanako Tex
06-22-08, 06:51
Not a good idea. I remember when I was in El Salvador we needed to drill a well on the land for a power plant we were building. We drilled down 1300 feet, took a water sample, and had it analyzed. We couldn't believe it when the test results showed that there was fecal matter in the water!What? 433 meter? DAMM bro you really needed that water! I'm Salvadoran and if you filter the water from your well it safe. By the way in El Salvador theere is Fecal mater even in Agua Crystal! There are studies and it was even in the papers!

Grand Pollo
07-01-08, 00:11
I had been wanting a Nicaraguan Police Gorda (baseball hat) for over year. (I think their uniforms are tuani (cool.)) One officer said he would sell me his extra gorda for a piece-of-p*ssy. I agreed. I walked-out of the brothel wearing the police gorda after hours of showing if off inside the brothel. That gorda was my favorite possession and I would wear it all over town. One day I was walking past the police station, at rush hour, with the gorda on.

Agree with Loaf to know coppers is a good idea, don't trust them totally but connections help a lot. Dominicans were the same - very useful to drink with the local station captain, helped a few girls get out of jail the same night vs. the next day.

Note: A gorda is an adjective for a fat girl (fat girl is a gordita) . If you are looking for baseball caps you need to get a gorra (trill the "r's").

Meat Loaf
07-31-08, 03:26
Since "The Truth" posted a newspaper article about a machetazo, I'll post some more violence that happened the followind day.

http://www.elnuevodiario.com.ni/nacionales/22799

Meat Loaf
08-10-08, 14:38
The only thing worse than an idiot is an idiot brandishing a machete!

So I'm sitting on my front porch talking to my buddies on a Saturday night as I await some servicio dormicilio (home delivery.) Out of nowhere some yelling and screaming takes places. Within my sights are a woman and child being acosted (mispelled) by some idiot brandishing a machete. Immediately I assume this is a domestic situation gone astray.

In the middle of the street this fool bangs his machete on the street creating sparks. He then swings the machete in every direction, but approximately 10 feet away from the woman and child. Looking for attention to begins to chop trees that are at least 100 years of age. Attacking the trees with a furor he reigns his sights upon any bystander. The neighborhood shouts out "Machetazo! "

Hearing "Machetazo" echo throughout the block residents take cover. Neighbors grab their machetes in case the "Machetazo" comes their direction. I too grab my machete with wrist strap. Children and mothers grab witness to the block preparing for a chopping. Fortunately the "Machetazo" transferred onto the neighboring block and my block returned to normalcy.

In Nicaragua you never know when something is "gonna' pop off" so one must be prepared at all times for the worse- violence. With little to zero (0%) law enforcement everyone is forced to police (protect) themselves and property.

For retirees, I would not recommend this country due to the volatility and lack of law enforcement. Instead I would recommend a country with "civilized" Western standards: Costa Rica, Panama, the West Indies, and even Mexico are safe and secure places to retire.

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I was waiting for the bus on Carr. Norte across the street from the police station and down the road from the immigration office when I witnessed a robbery! There were about ten people waiting for various buses and the #266 had just pulled-up. The bus was extremely crowded with people standing up. As the passengers exited the bus the awaiting crowd gathered to enter when it happened.

Being a Sunday at 1 p. M. , this 20-something slender female had a book-bag, not purse, when a fellow 20-something tall male thug began pulling the bag from her shoulder. He yelled at the girl to give-up the bag, which is how I noticed something was going down. Accompanying the tall thug was a short teenage thug holding a large kitchen knife about 6-feet from the girl and tall thug. The short thug was holding the long knife in his palm where it could have been used in a up-and-down fashion; slicing format; or jabbing manner.

After the tall thug yelled at the girl another calm female voice said "roban. " This lady was not involved but was answering someone's question as to what was happening. A quiet, calm, and observatory mood overtook the crowd.

After the tall thug gained control of the girl's bag the two thugs ran around the corner and up the street into the neighborhood. The short thug was smiling.

The jam-packed bus watched! The bus driver watched! The boarding passengers watched! Unfortunately, nobody had a machete with them to chop the hands off the thugs or to perform an "outpatient castration. "

Both were wearing sneakers to facilitate a quick exit. The girl was dressed moderately in black slacks and a white dress shirt with rubber-soled shoes. No jewelry was apparent.

This occurred not on the bus, but on the street as people were boarding. The time for the robbery was less than 10 seconds. A LONG 10 SECONDS!

The bus driver waited about 60 seconds before continuing his route. The victim crossed the street and flagged down a patrol car where they went in search of the two thugs.

I considered catching the next bus, but decided a $2 taxi ride would be more convenient!

These criminals exited the crowded bus in search of a victim. I don't know if they robbed any other people on the bus either. These criminals invested 15 cents to ride the bus in search of a victim. I also don't know if those thugs lived in the adjoining neighborhood or not.

(Current social culture celebrates thuggery so I use the word thug not in admiration, but disgust.)

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.The latest series of reports concerning crime are meant not to deter, but to educate. As other talented posters have detailed, Nicaragua is no joke and especially not for those of lighter complexion (cheles, ) aka blanquitos (white people.) Why? You stand out and are known to be temporary visitors with more pocket change than annual salaries. This report details the most common method of robbery irrelevant of location.

Gun-play does exist and is popular in Nicaragua. In fact, most of the poor make and brandish "zip guns. " Yes, "zip guns" as were popular during the 20th century. "Zip guns" built from Bic pens, rubber bands, and 22 caliber bullets. Usually two shot capacity.

The most common form of armed assault is with a 6-inch kitchen knife or 2-foot machete!

How it typically goes down: As the potential victim walks down the street, into or from the store, or any location the "perp" scopes his stride. From behind, the "perp" walks calmly enjoying his career. (Most pedestrians in Nicaragua have not developed the habit of watching their back every 8 seconds as they stroll and become oblivious to their surroundings.) With calm the "perp" approaches.

Since everyone wears long pants the knife is concealed in the right pocket (bolsillo) with a long tee-shirt covering the handle: Since everyone carries a machete for occupational endeavors none of the citizenry is concerned by its presence. Some people due to respect wrap the blade of their machete with newspaper while others carry the cutlass with no concern. Still, others carry the cutlass with a wrist strap as to prevent the tool from slipping from my hand.

Walking behind the potential victim the perpetrator gains access to the mark. Most perpetrators are right-handed and gain stride with the mark. Getting closer and closer the perpetrator reaches into his bolsillo securing the 6-inch kitchen knife. (Knives cost US $2 and serve many purposes: Household tasks, home repairs, and occupational pursuits are achieved from this investment.) Positioning the knife properly in one's hand is important for successful use.

Since most pedestrians are more comfortable with someone else passing them by on the left-hand side (street side / weak side) versus the inner-side, this is the preferred method as to not alarm the potential victim. Holding the knife in a punching position allows the perpetrator to reach around the potential victim's left shoulder placing the 6-inch blade to your throat! The perpetrator will have the body positioning of 45-degree behind the victim's shoulder. Machetes are brandished from the strong-side at shoulder height perpared for a 45-degree chopping and are presented face-to-face.

With blade-to-neck the citizen instructs the "mark" to release their possessions. (At this juncture the victim can attempt to run to the strong-side which presents limited mobility. Such an act will allow the citizen to slice-your-throat within two steps! The victim's weak-side is being maintained by the citizen and knife-to-throat.) All possessions are open game: Earrings, credit cards, wallets, currency, shoes, rings, watches, necklaces, shirts, belts, or anything of value are the objective. (The thief's mentality that it's free for him and is the motivating factor to take whatever you have, including life or limb.)

Within seconds the victim should release the desired goods or receive a machetazo. The thief will either talk with calmity in their voice or in a frantic manner. Those that speak calmly are seasoned in the trade: Those that speak at a rapid pace are more unpredictable. For you non-Spanish speakers it's even worse!

This is how robberies typically occur. The second most popular method is at gun point which is less scary than having a knife-to-throat!

Fact: In Nicaragua, every citizen / resident has been robbed at knife-point or gun-point at least once and if not, it will come with time! This assault can and will happen with no regard or concern for law enforcement nor good samaritan coming to the victim's aide. Instead, everyone will be thankful that they are not the victim and being the visible foreigner makes it more entertaining and less of a concern! Your Gringo status carries little status in Nicaragua beyond financial exploitation!

Stevewxly
10-09-08, 19:40
Hola Guys,

This is my first trip to Nicaragua, and I have been here for only 3 days. I am gathering information for an upcoming report about things here.....and it seems that there really is no one much interested in coming here....and I think I can see several reasons why.

I will discuss those later.......with maybe some negitive info or least some thoughts that are not going to very positive......about the place.....

I will say that this country seems to be a few steps behind both Costa Rica and Panama (where Ive been many times- both), but then Ive only been here for 3 days and perhaps should not make snap decisions about Nicaragua until I have experienced more of the country.

I will say that the price of girls here is much cheaper than other places.

I went to a local night club called the Fenix or El Finix, which is close into the center of Managua and was pleasantly surprised to find some very acceptable gals in the 4, 5, up to about a 7 in residence.

I went first with a 27 year old gal who was OK in the sack and paid a total of only 400 cordobas...which is $ 20.00 for an hour. We did it all. but at age 63 I am not as good as I previously was.....so I need a couple of Viagras, and lots of TLC when getting laid.

But again for $ 20.00 it was a bargain. Next night I went back and met a 21 year old Nica gal and went with her for 30 minutes for only $ 10.00.

Thats a great deal. Both these gals took there time and nothing was rushed.
The on premise rooms were clean and tidy, with private showers and toilets, and both times I felt that I was getting actually more than I paid for.

I am staying in a hotel for $ 26.00 a night which is brand new, clean , convienent, and good for the price.

Have not found a really good restaurant here yet, but I will be joined by a buddy coming up from San Jose tonight. and then hopefully we can find some real good eats somewhere close, and then this experience for my first trip to Nicaragua will be complete.

I still prefer Costa Rica or Panama over Nicaragua....but given a couple more days here, I may actually change my mind about that.

Strange that few guys seemingly are coming here to monger. I would think with these cheap prices there would be more Gringos here.

Ive been all over in the last 3 days to 2-3 shopping malls, several restaurants , clubs amd casinos and have seen only one other Gringo here.

Pura Vida, Steve

Stevewxly
10-10-08, 14:21
Hola Guys,
Perhaps I spoke harshly about Nicaragua too soon.

I discovered a nice little massage parlor last night and it is only 1 block walking from my hotel. It is called the Sol y Luna and the going rate is 300 c for about 35-40 minutes.

I was with an absolute stunner last night and had a very good time with her.
I told here where I was staying and make arrangements for her to come over to my hotel for a session this morning at 9 AM.
It is about 730 now and Im waiting for her arrival. Hope she comes. I have a new cell phone that will work here in Nicaragua that I brought with me from the States, and I plan to give her that phone plus a little more money for a good session this morning.
I hope she shows up......if not then I can always go back to the MP this afternoon, and she will probably be there working.

She is 21 years old, and has a very fine body, and is just cute as hell.

More later.....
Steve

Stevewxly
10-27-08, 01:11
hello all,
i am back from my 18 day trip to central america, and want to tell you a little about it.

i flew from atlanta to managua, nicaragua on oct. 6th, arriving in managua about 8 pm.
i had previously made arrangements for a hotel to pick me up at the airport...which was free.
the hotel is the casa pilar hotel located in ciudad jardin (pronounced with an h...like hardine.)

perhaps not the very best area of town, but it was ok once you got to the hotel. it is centrally located just around the corner from the big central outdoor market which lines the streets for 2-3 blocks in all directions around the hotel.

the rate at the hotel was $ 36.00 per night, which is a moderate price for hotels in managua.
it was very comfortable with a nice swimming pool, and a restaurant, 24/7 reservation desk, & security guard also outside the front door of the hotel.

rooms were comfortable, although a little small, with a remote a/c and tv, private bath, double bed, etc.

this hotel is within a $ 1.50 to 2.00 taxi ride to almost anywhere you will need to go in managua, and is near two very nice, new shopping malls with major stores, movie theaters, and eating establishments.

i stayed there 4 nights. also stayed for 2 nights in the tica bus hotel, a new establishment on the grounds of the local tica bus terminal....and incidently only one block distance from a real good inexpensive massage parlor...called soy y luna...you can easily walk to the mp. (more later on that)

i waited for 5 days for a friend to join me who was coming up from san jose, cr on the tica bus. he finally arrived on friday the 10th. and we hung out for a couple days until i got onto the tica bus for the 11-12 trip to san jose.

there were two or three notable places i visited in managua that deserve mention:

pharos casino...the largest in managua. not quite up to the standards, glamor, or size of the big casinos in las vegas, or even the big ones in panama city, panama, but never-the-less it was ok for a couple of hours of deversion.
i played the penny slots, and actually perhaps won a few dollars in the end.
plus like vegas as long as your are gambling...you got free drinks.
i only drank coke or orange juice, so perhaps the mixed drinks or beer were not free....i'm not sure about that.

another casino down the same street about 3-4 blocks was called star city casino, and was smaller, but right next door to a large disco place.

one night (saturday i belive) the disco had the search lights and the outdoor music blaring to attract customers, and there werer quite a few young people lined up outside to get in.
the disco did not get going until after 9 pm though.....and as i am almost 64 years young...that is pretty close to my bedtime.....just kidding....but then again not as yound as i used to be.

another point of interest was the fenix club...which was a nightclub brotherl (sp) which was open very late. got going around 8-9pm until 4-5 am in the morning, and may well have been open 24/7.

most of the gals at the fenix would have gone 5-6-7 out of 10...with perhaps an 8 or 9 in there someplace. the going rate for the whole 'nine yards"- as they say.....bj and sexo - 300 cordobas or roughtly $ 10.00 for 30 minutes.
i did that deal twice, but both times was not hurried or got the impression that the girls were watching the clock. the private rooms with bath on premises, were fairly clean & orderly, and i had a couple of moderately pleasant pay-for-play experiences there. if you want the one hour session then the price doubles to $ 20.00 for the hour.

these same prices apply at the soy y luna mp mentioned abouve. i sessioned twice with same little spinner - a really nice looking 21 year old, and enjoyed myself both times with her. i tried to get her to come the next morning to my hotel only 1 block distant, but she did not speak one word of english, and i guess she did not understand or comprehend what i was trying to tell her about that. my espanol is so-so....i can get along, but am far from being fluent in spanish.

one evening after dinner, my (gringo) friend and i had an argument over a taxi driver.....he took one look at him, and declared that this guy was not to be trusted...said he looked real rough...but i said that was nonsense, and told my fiend that i would see him later, and left walking down the street.

my friend is very casious, to the point of being paranoid...while i am much more adventuresome...sometimes to the point of being somewhat careless and carefree while visiting foreign countries. but i guess i've been lucky and have not gotten into any touble so far.........

after our brief disagreement, i walked down about 3-4 blocks to the star city casino, my friend following me of course, because he was perhaps ashamed of his behavior.

i gambled for another 30 minutes at star city, and upon walking out of that casion discovered my friend standing on the curb outside the casino door talking to a very stunning young woman around 20-21 years old.

after about 15 minutes of him chatting her up, we all three got into a taxi and proceeded back to the casa pilar hotel.

next day he said she had stayed about 2 hours with him and he had paid here about $50.00....but he said she also wanted to stay the whole night...which he was not in favor of...so he sent her home around 1 am.

the tica bus hotel is in a different section of town, and is very clean and new. the buses come and go about 3- 4 times daily.

i rode the tica bus from managua to san jose, costa rica on that sunday, about a 11 hour trip. cost was $ 23.00...one way, and fairly comfortable.

this is a direct bus, with only a couple of stops to pickup and discharge passengers. also one stop at the border of nicaragua/costa rica to clear customs....took about 25-30 minutes...but really if the locals had their heads removed just a little from the asses....they could have got this job done in 10 minutes or less.

my overall impressions of nicaragua....being there only for 5-6 days, and being only in downtown managua is as follows:

it is much like costa rica, and panama- where i have been many times before - there is the good and there is also the bad. i sought out the good, and tried to stay away from the bad.....but you can't help fro seeing it as you pass through.

managua has some fairly nice areas....the nicer, newer malls, and a few really upscale and expensive hotels and restaurants...but for the most part it is very much a 3rd world country.

lots of poor people, just scraping by, and even quite a bit of rubbish and trash up and down the streets....not everywhere...but enough so that you would wish you were back in the home in the usa, where we do have regular, timely trash collection, and the most all neighborhoods do look presentable.

i probably will visit nicaragua again sometime in the near future.......maybe.

as far as purely a destination for mongers....it certainly is overall the cheapest.....far cheaper than costa rica, and some cheaper than panama.

as for safety in nicaragua.....i did not see any noticable difference in being in nicaragua, costa rica, or panama. you can get into trouble anywhere - if you are careless.....but if one uses caution, and stays out of the bad areas....one should be ok....wherever.
word to the wise....after dark.....if you are moving about....take a taxi.

in san jose, costa rica...the gals at the del rey hotel are asking $ 100.00 per hour....and most will stick to that price.
compare that to the prevailing price in managua......one hour for $ 20.00......with the house...the mp or club getting at least 50 % of that ....works out to the girls getting only $ 5.00 for a 30 minute sessior or $ 10.00 for a one hour session.

so pricewise this is a 'no brainer'. if you just want pussy....by all means go to nicaragua....it's available far cheaper there than anywhere else i know of in central america......unless you might find yourself out in the middle of the jungle somewhere....where you might get laid even cheaper !!!!!

and the girls in nicaragua....mostly nicas of course, will be for the most part....every bit as attractive as those from costa rica, panama, dominican, colombia or almost anywhere else...with the exception of perhaps brazil....where i have not personally visited....but have heard that the gals are "to die for" - & drop dead georgeous there.


taxi's also are dirt cheap....even though i did notice that the local gasoline was going for around $ 3.50 a gallon.

there are many taxi's, and the competetion must be fierce, so the taxistias are only perhaps getting a dollar or so per hour of their time.

taxi's in costa rica are nearly double this price.....panama taxi are perhaps 1/3 more......

all in all, i think there would be good reasons to go back to nicaragua, and i may visit it again in the near future. overall i have been to central america perhaps 8-9-10 times in the last 2-4 years, and have a hankering to try someplace different the next time i decide to travel.

maybe the far east will call me in the future....especially if delta airlines and northwest airlines happen to merge...then i can get a whopping 60 % off on airtravel to the orient....like i now get for central america through my older brother - who is a retired delta captain.

steve

Meat Loaf
01-05-09, 19:25
It has been said before that it's hard for a Gringo to understand the metality (thought process) of the Nicaraguan and I will again vouch for this statement.

Just as most USA ghettos are plagued by social ills, Nicargua too carries similar traits. Common plights of the poor: (1) bastard offspring, (2) unemployment, (3) under-employment, (4) lack of secondary education, (5) lack of post-secondary education, (6) lack of vision for the future and preparation for its arrival, (7) incarceration, (8) lack of "creative" entrepeneurial endeavors, and (9) an overall sense of apathy.

Almost every home is occupied by an abuela (grandmother,) a madre (mother,) los ninos (children of the mother) y los nietos (grandchildren.) The housing units are lleno (filled-up) not for the love of family, but for economic survival!

During the course of 2008 my "middle class" block of 18 housing units had nine (9) panzonas (pregnant girls,) with only two being married!

In the USA where bastard children are 40% of new births, Nicaragua must be close to 70%! Everyone knows that bastard children have less of an opportunity in many areas especially when the social system is not a profundo (deep) like the USA. Poor children- boys- turn to a life of crime or begin manual employment at age 10 - 13: Poor children- girls- turn to prostitution at age 18, while bearing their first child at age 15. According to government statistics 50% of all girls aged 19 and under have at least 1 child!

If you're motive is to be "Captain Save-a-Hoe," Nicaragua is the ideal location for you! For you can volunteer to support the lady of your choice, in addition to her child(ren,) mother, abuela, and possibly siblings. What appeared to be an inexpensive endeavor soon will / does / is a major monthly expense with no end in sight. The end of your financial support will never arrive since you've chosen to support 3 or 4 generations that recreates itself every 15 - 19 years.

If you're motive is to find a mate possessing the metality of North America without the aspiration of becoming a USA citizen, then times will be tough!

Rewarding the above "bad behaivors" with your North American W2 earnings is foolish! Even worse if allow a girl to become pregnant and exploit you for USA child support. Free child support assistance is available via the USA embassy. (Contraception cost US $5 per month in Nicaragua.) You chose to make "intelligent" decisions regarding your education, career, offspring, credit management, and other "middle class" North American values. Why you would choose reward those without similar maturity and preparation for life is intriguing!

The point of this post: Everyone is pregnant with little concern for the well-being of the child's development. Planning and preparation were not performed before conception. So when the opportunity presents itself to get paid today for survival, they'll seize upon it. And depending on how "P*ssy Whipped" you are will determine how "abused" you'll get.

As a comparison, 50% of Mexico's 100 million population is under the age of 18! The difference between Mexico and Nicaragua is that Mexico has invaded the USA for employment and social benefits which allows them to continuously finance Mexico's under 18 population: Funds earned in the USA sent to Mexico. Approximately 1-in-10 Mexican citizens has a family-member in the USA- legally or illegally- sending money back to Mexico. In fact, this activity is the third largest source of Mexican GDP behind oil and tourism. Nicaragua has 70,000 citizens residing in the USA.

Again, this post is meant not as an insult to the populace, but as a sociological oberservation. May we all, ISG readers, work to erradicate the ills that almost always duplicate themselves in the generations to come!

Riodulce
01-05-09, 21:48
Meat Loaf,

I read your post and I have to agree with everything you say completely.

Most of us who have lived here for a while recognize all the points you make. The sad part is that those from fantasy land up north don't have a clew about life in the real world. Central America IS the real world.

Personally, I am a very lucky 63 year old Gringo. I met a young woman here about 4 years ago who was then 21, had no children and doesn't have a burning desire to have any and has not played me for the money and the US ticket. She enjoys working at her own profession (Yacht Maintenance) and doesn't want to move to the US. We have been living together for 3 years and got legally married about 2 weeks ago. This is a very rare case. There are a few others here in my part of Guatemala that have also faired well but for the most part it is as you describe.

For those from fantasy land that think this can happen to them, don't bet on it. It takes years of living in the community, getting to know families, and going through all the same courtship routines that you have anywhere else in the world. Sex can be bought, Love and friendship cannot.

Guatemala is pretty much the same as you describe. Very little education, the attitude here is why waste resources educating girls, they only stay home to cook, clean, and have babies. Condoms are available for free at the central health clinic and are provided in a bowl near the door. They have to dust them off frequently.

This is the result of many years of class inequality that has been sponsored and perpetrated by the US and US corporations. Slowly Guatemala and all of Central America are rising up out of the ashes of civil war and revolution and starting to make economic progress but it is a long slow road. You mentioned Mexico. I worked for two years in Mexico and I have to tell you that in the past 20 years Mexico has made some incredible social advances. Education is much better and they are starting to get their population under control. They are starting to realize the importance of those things and the people are starting to get the message. They also have a long way to go but they are many years ahead of Central America.

For you guys from fantasy land, please don't think of the woman here as a piece of meat that was put here for your pleasure. When you treat them that way they will respond in kind and your experience will be as Meat Loaf has described. If you value them as a source of pleasure, they will value you as a source of money. Consider that they are human beings trying to survive and support their families and if you treat them with respect and kindness they MAY respond accordingly. Then again, thaey may not.

End rant.


It has been said before that it's hard for a Gringo to understand the metality (thought process) of the Nicaraguan and I will again vouch for this statement.

Just as most USA ghettos are plagued by social ills, Nicargua too carries similar traits. Common plights of the poor: (1) bastard offspring, (2) unemployment, (3) under-employment, (4) lack of secondary education, (5) lack of post-secondary education, (6) lack of vision for the future and preparation for its arrival, (7) incarceration, (8) lack of "creative" entrepeneurial endeavors, and (9) an overall sense of apathy.

Almost every home is occupied by an abuela (grandmother,) a madre (mother,) los ninos (children of the mother) y los nietos (grandchildren.) The housing units are lleno (filled-up) not for the love of family, but for economic survival!

During the course of 2008 my "middle class" block of 18 housing units had nine (9) panzonas (pregnant girls,) with only two being married!

In the USA where bastard children are 40% of new births, Nicaragua must be close to 70%! Everyone knows that bastard children have less of an opportunity in many areas especially when the social system is not a profundo (deep) like the USA. Poor children- boys- turn to a life of crime or begin manual employment at age 10 - 13: Poor children- girls- turn to prostitution at age 18, while bearing their first child at age 15. According to government statistics 50% of all girls aged 19 and under have at least 1 child!

If you're motive is to be "Captain Save-a-Hoe," Nicaragua is the ideal location for you! For you can volunteer to support the lady of your choice, in addition to her child(ren,) mother, abuela, and possibly siblings. What appeared to be an inexpensive endeavor soon will / does / is a major monthly expense with no end in sight. The end of your financial support will never arrive since you've chosen to support 3 or 4 generations that recreates itself every 15 - 19 years.

If you're motive is to find a mate possessing the metality of North America without the aspiration of becoming a USA citizen, then times will be tough!

Rewarding the above "bad behaivors" with your North American W2 earnings is foolish! Even worse if allow a girl to become pregnant and exploit you for USA child support. Free child support assistance is available via the USA embassy. (Contraception cost US $5 per month in Nicaragua.) You chose to make "intelligent" decisions regarding your education, career, offspring, credit management, and other "middle class" North American values. Why you would choose reward those without similar maturity and preparation for life is intriguing!

The point of this post: Everyone is pregnant with little concern for the well-being of the child's development. Planning and preparation were not performed before conception. So when the opportunity presents itself to get paid today for survival, they'll seize upon it. And depending on how "P*ssy Whipped" you are will determine how "abused" you'll get.

As a comparison, 50% of Mexico's 100 million population is under the age of 18! The difference between Mexico and Nicaragua is that Mexico has invaded the USA for employment and social benefits which allows them to continuously finance Mexico's under 18 population: Funds earned in the USA sent to Mexico. Approximately 1-in-10 Mexican citizens has a family-member in the USA- legally or illegally- sending money back to Mexico. In fact, this activity is the third largest source of Mexican GDP behind oil and tourism. Nicaragua has 70,000 citizens residing in the USA.

Again, this post is meant not as an insult to the populace, but as a sociological oberservation. May we all, ISG readers, work to erradicate the ills that almost always duplicate themselves in the generations to come!

Meat Loaf
01-06-09, 15:18
Meat Loaf,

I read your post and I have to agree with everything you say completely.

Most of us who have lived here for a while recognize all the points you make. The sad part is that those from fantasy land up north don't have a clew about life in the real world. Central America IS the real world.

Personally, I am a very lucky 63 year old Gringo. I met a young woman here about 4 years ago who was then 21, had no children and doesn't have a burning desire to have any and has not played me for the money and the US ticket. She enjoys working at her own profession (Yacht Maintenance) and doesn't want to move to the US. We have been living together for 3 years and got legally married about 2 weeks ago. This is a very rare case. There are a few others here in my part of Guatemala that have also faired well but for the most part it is as you describe.

For those from fantasy land that think this can happen to them, don't bet on it. It takes years of living in the community, getting to know families, and going through all the same courtship routines that you have anywhere else in the world. Sex can be bought, Love and friendship cannot.

Guatemala is pretty much the same as you describe. Very little education, the attitude here is why waste resources educating girls, they only stay home to cook, clean, and have babies. Condoms are available for free at the central health clinic and are provided in a bowl near the door. They have to dust them off frequently.

This is the result of many years of class inequality that has been sponsored and perpetrated by the US and US corporations. Slowly Guatemala and all of Central America are rising up out of the ashes of civil war and revolution and starting to make economic progress but it is a long slow road. You mentioned Mexico. I worked for two years in Mexico and I have to tell you that in the past 20 years Mexico has made some incredible social advances. Education is much better and they are starting to get their population under control. They are starting to realize the importance of those things and the people are starting to get the message. They also have a long way to go but they are many years ahead of Central America.

For you guys from fantasy land, please don't think of the woman here as a piece of meat that was put here for your pleasure. When you treat them that way they will respond in kind and your experience will be as Meat Loaf has described. If you value them as a source of pleasure, they will value you as a source of money. Consider that they are human beings trying to survive and support their families and if you treat them with respect and kindness they MAY respond accordingly. Then again, thaey may not.

End rant.

Thanks for the confirmation! Sometimes after I write these posts I get a little scared or fearful of others opening-up a can of whoop-ass upon me for being so truthful, although it's painful.

Congrats to you for the marriage!

By the way I love yachts and the idea of acquiring a 45 or 50 foot pilothouse.

Guatemala I beleive is the most economically advance country in Central America. Exports, maquilas, textiles, and CAFTA. In contrast, Panama has banking, foreign-owned real estate, tourism (ie. Panama Canal and Casinos;) Costa Rica has eco-tourism, foreign-owned real estate; Nicaragua has an abundance of cheap (under US $100 per month salary) manual labour; Honduras has technology in San Pedro Sula; and El Salvador has fishing.

Take Care "Riodulce."

Meat Loaf
01-07-09, 14:11
In the land of not much creativity all efforts are performed only after "success," which is relative, has been witnessed. This holds especially true in commerce.

La Taquiza

La Taquiza is a mexican restaurant that has existed for 15 years in Bello Horizonte. The food is fair; the pricing is C$60 per plate; and the ambiance is traditional Mexicana. Located on the far south corner of their block they possess one story with an outdoor cafe / eating area. (While eating your comida Mexicana afueda (outside) you will accosted by panhandlers requesting un peso. When ignored by the patron they will kindly stare at you until your comfort level is deminished and you succumb to their monetary request.) This business has proven successful!

On the very same block; at the very opposite-end of the block (far north corner) is a new restaurant called "La Taquiza." Sepearting the two La Taquiza is a modest warehouse.

The "new" La Taquiza has copied everything from the original including:
(1) name, logo, and color; (2) uniforms; (3) menu; (4) hours of operation; and (5) is attempting to "steal" to original's customers. The only difference between the two La Taquiza is that the second restaurant is two stories and not one like the original.

No permission was granted to the second restaurance concerning trademark. Fact: The second restaurant "bootlegged" the first just as many pirate music and movies. When asked, the second restaurant is proud to acknowledge that they have co-opted the successful business model of the original- their neighbor.

Another Story

I have a personal friend who is native-Nicaraguan, but earned his USA citizenship during his youth and rearing in the Empire State. He resides in the USA, but still has family- up to 3 generations- residing in Nicaragua where they operate a comida Nica restaurant with 10 non-family member employees. The business had existed for approximately 12 years prior to this episode.

As normal, employees are generally from the neighborhood. (Nicaraguans don't care if you are a neighbor or a stranger: Theft has no concern for the onda (vibe) of the neighbor after such larceny has been performed. I, Meat Loaf, and the post I wrote about "Not a Bad Year" is proof of such mentality.)

One neighbor, two houses down was employed at the restaurant for many years and had acquired procurement (purchasing) responsibilities. During the course of her employment she devised a sceme.

While placing the orders for the restaurant the employee instructed the delivery truck to deliver the good to her home, two doors down, due to space constraints. With a small tip most delivery drivers will ablige. It should be said that the day this "switch-a-roo" took place, the owner was not present.

Within days, the neighbor / ex-employee / new entrepreneur entered into business for herself and her family (up to 4 generations) just two houses down. The menu is the exact same, but the restaurant is twice as large.
The business has existed for 3 or 4 years as of today.

The victim and his family do hold animus, but legal action is not a reality (ie. court action.) Police involvement is a remote option, but any court costs associated with arrest can be satified through the sales generated from the new restaurant. Therefore, they hold animus and have accepted the reality of "Doing Business in Nicaragua" especially since they are Nicaragua.

Have a good business idea? Come on down to Nicaragua and show us! The best compliment is duplication.

P.S. Don't get me started on how every three blocks has an internet cafe; every two blocks has a ferreteria (hardware store;) every block has 1 -3 pulperrias (convience store;) every two blocks has a taller (mechanic;) or every two blocks has a cantina (bar.) If they see something work, they duplicate the exact same thing: Market saturation is an understatement!

Tj Texan
01-07-09, 18:10
What Meat Loaf writes about in terms of Nicaraguan business is very incredibly accurate and spot on.

Off the topic, Meat Loaf, is the Taquiza good? I work not too far from there and have never tried it, good Mexican food here is scarce, albeit impossible to find unless I make it.

At our factory the employees steal the bobbins out of the sewing machines. Why? Who in the hell knows as new the cost maybe $0.30 US and here you can buy some cheap ones from China for less.

If you go to the rotunda by the Las Merceds Free Zone (not the hotel) there is a market there where you can buy all kinds of really neat things stolen out of the.

Meat Loaf
01-08-09, 01:00
What Meat Loaf writes about in terms of Nicaraguan business is very incredibly accurate and spot on.

Off the topic, Meat Loaf, is the Taquiza good? I work not too far from there and have never tried it, good Mexican food here is scarce, albeit impossible to find unless I make it.

At our factory the employees steal the bobbins out of the sewing machines. Why? Who in the hell knows as new the cost maybe $0.30 US and here you can buy some cheap ones from China for less.

If you go to the rotunda by the Las Merceds Free Zone (not the hotel) there is a market there where you can buy all kinds of really neat things stolen out of the.

"TJ Texan,"

La Taquiza esta bien (is fine.) Me encanta el burrito del pollo (I like the chicken burrito.) Tambien, hay guacamole Mexicano (they also have guacamole Mexican.) Guacamole Nicaraguense is avocado, onions, egg whites, and lime juice: Guacamole Mexicana is avocado y sazon (seasoning.)

La Plancha in El Dorado and MetroCentro is good as well: Delicious tortas placed upon super suave (soft) bread.

For that Taco Bell experience visit "Taco Town" on Carr. Masaya on your way to Masaya.

Having lived in Mexico for years, I love my tortillas de maiz (corn.) Chile relleno, chile con queso, tacos de pastor, tacos de pollo y de vez en cuando mole. Unfortunately I can't find chile verde ni rojo como Mexico (green chile nor red chile like.)

Keep up the excellent information "TJ Texan."

Tj Texan
01-08-09, 22:39
Meat Loaf:

Thanks for the informantion. One question, did you mean "La Pancha" the taco place or "La Plancha" the Managua meat place with several locations?

I am going to try those places, especially the Taco Town on the way to Masaya.

Some of the Nica avocados are really, really good. Some suck camel balls.

The new torta place in Altamira is not bad at all, I think it is called "Tortas Hippocampo", not quite Mexican but not bad at all.

AlLostInSpace13
02-04-09, 17:31
The bus from SJO to Managua is not well documented. For example, one must go to the bus terminal to purchase ticket in advance. A very important piece of information that nobody mentioned. And those frigging buses leave in an ungodly hour. Imagine a monger trying to wake up to catch a 5am bus. So I finally made it on the 3rd try. Took the noon bus and arrived in Managua at 10pm. My communication with hotel Cristo Rey wasn't exactly perfect. I later found out that the frontdesk used bablefish to translate back and forth. So nobody from the hotel was there to pick me up. Took a $10 cab ride to the hotel and arrived in one piece.

Fortunately there was one person fluent in English at the hotel and I quickly found out that club Fenix was a mere 2 blocks away. Was also told that going there on foot should be fine but coming back should be on a taxi. Wasting no time, I went there right away. It was a Monday night and there were a dozen girls ranging from 5 to 7. For $10/30 minutes, it was comparable to Cambodia prices. In fact I found that Nica is closely resembled Cambodia, the lawlessness and monger opportunity, except Cambodia (Phom Penh) establishments are grouped together.

To be honest, at this moment I can't even remember which girl I took on the first night, but it was satisfactory. I prompted left in a taxi afterwards. The next 3 days I went shopping during the day and returned to Fenix in the evening. Different girl every night and no complains.

One day I asked the hotel to find a taxista for me for a few hours and was quoted $8/hr. At the end of the day, I gave the agreed sum of money to the taxista, but was surprised to see him refusing the money. In the end, I had to give the money to the hotel, so I guess the hotel got a cut.

The last night of my stay I called the cellphone of a cabby that I used earlier in the week and we agreed on $5/hr. We went to club Matrix and it was ladies night. Ladies enter and drink free. The place was packed and I would have had more fun if I could loosen up a bit more and have a few more drinks. There's a lot of potential at the club. We ended the night with a trip to Fenix (what else? ).

Note that one night when returning from Fenix on foot, someone did follow me and asked for money in front of the hotel entrance. He wasn't armed and the hotel nightwatch opened the gate just in time for me to dive in.

For Managua, similar to Cambodia, I think a monger would require the assistance of a cabby. My cabby did mention that girls with bigger boobs (than Fenix girls) can be had, but of course, I ran out of time.

I would return to Managua again, hopefully more prepared.

Ps. Bring your own condoms, Nica condoms are too small.

Ps. My cabby only speaks Spanish and perhaps a tiny bit of English.

Nicafan
03-06-09, 08:01
Las Panchas is OK. OK tequila, the owners are southern mexican and so the food has acquired a Nioca flavor, Santa Fe in Bolonia is tex-mex, the owner is fromn the states, and personally "La Taquiza" on the road from Bello Horizonte hacia Mercado Mayoreo can s--K my sack. The best Carne Asada in Managua is at MY house


Meat Loaf:

Thanks for the informantion. One question, did you mean "La Pancha" the taco place or "La Plancha" the Managua meat place with several locations?

I am going to try those places, especially the Taco Town on the way to Masaya.

Some of the Nica avocados are really, really good. Some suck camel balls.

The new torta place in Altamira is not bad at all, I think it is called "Tortas Hippocampo", not quite Mexican but not bad at all.

Shooter1
04-15-09, 19:18
I want to take a trip to San Juan in May and was wondering about cheap hotel accomodations that are chica friendly and on the beach. Also I was wondering if there is any p4p around and wondered what the pricing structure is. I have searched the forum and see only Granada and Managua have the action.

Thanks

SpaceChimp
07-25-09, 18:16
Hi,

I am new to Nicaraga, but will be living and working here for a while and I'm planning on making some time for recreational activities on the side. The forum has been really helpful but I've yet to get my feet wet in reality. I could use some help finding the house or club in Esteli (I'm also curious if they have rooms or not there) and I've tried looking but I can't seem to find the direcion of Good Times in Managua.

Thanks for any info you can throw at me

SC

Stevewxly
07-25-09, 20:43
Hola,

Please see my advert on the other thread - Travel Plans & Announcements for a one bedroom furnished apartment in Managua - for Sept/Oct. 2009.....with photos.
Steve

Meat Loaf
07-28-09, 15:07
Nicaragua love any and everything Miami, including Pit Bull. 305 in effect: Those that are deported will be present with stories and memories. Those that want to be in Miami will be present. Those with USA-visas will be present.

How big will the crowd be? Menos k mas.

un, dos, tres, cuarto.

Grand Pollo
07-30-09, 02:01
Hi,

I am new to Nicaraga, but will be living and working here for a while and I'm planning on making some time for recreational activities on the side. The forum has been really helpful but I've yet to get my feet wet in reality. I could use some help finding the house or club in Esteli (I'm also curious if they have rooms or not there) and I've tried looking but I can't seem to find the direcion of Good Times in Managua.

Thanks for any info you can throw at me

SC

There is usually something in every town of some size though the last time I was in Esteli we could find nothing though we were not looking too hard.

Assuming you can speak Spanish you'll get to know people who (the men) will likely know anyway.

Good Times, which is a waste of time, is on the bypass about 2 km before Carretera Norte and is right across from Cueto Club, which every taxi driver in Managua knows since it has been there for a long time as well. They are both on the same side of the bypass road, separated by a small side street.

You will get more respect from locals, if you learn to spell Nicaragua correctly as well as using the language.

Member #4167
07-30-09, 04:56
For $10/30 minutes, it was comparable to Cambodia prices. In fact I found that Nica is closely resembled Cambodia, the lawlessness and monger opportunity, except Cambodia (Phom Penh) establishments are grouped together.Sorry to be late to the party. I thought Cambodia was cheaper than Nica. Isn't it like $5 for a Farang ($1 for a local) ?? But I guess it depends on the class-level of the establishment. In MGA you can go to high-end clubs that charge $100 and up.

For the budget monger, isn't Cambodia cheaper than Nica?

Meat Loaf
07-30-09, 12:49
Grand Pollo,

Everyone has missed you! We, I, am so glad to see you back.

Grand Pollo: You were inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame." Check the "Reports of Distinction."

Grand Pollo, you are a great ISG Member.

Chocha Monger
07-30-09, 15:47
Sorry to be late to the party. I thought Cambodia was cheaper than Nica. Isn't it like $5 for a Farang ($1 for a local) ?? But I guess it depends on the class-level of the establishment. In MGA you can go to high-end clubs that charge $100 and up.

For the budget monger, isn't Cambodia cheaper than Nica?
Cambodia action might not be so cheap or easy to find as before. Western feminist organizations have managed to incite a government crackdown on brothels. Many were closed or went underground. Prices will go up to compensate owners for increased risk, bribes and less customers.

Stevewxly
08-14-09, 15:27
Guys,

I am getting ready to return to Managua in mid Sept. and am planning on getting a furnished apartment there and will be staying a month.

Please send me a personal message thru this forum - if you will also be there during that time ( Sept. 15th - Oct 15th) , and perhaps we can join up and monger around a little.

I have only been to Managua twice, and am not an expert on Nicaragua like others - but I am willing to share - unlike others.

I found a nice FREE map of Nicaragua and Managua City, and you can get it here by putting this address into your browser and clicking " Go ".

I will look forward to hearing from anyone, and if I can help with your trip plans, I will be happy to do that too.

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/New%20Folder/RoadMapNicaragua.pdf

Wait about 30 - 40 seconds for this map to load up....then when it does....you can click up on the top of the page - where it says 30.5 % - to increase the size to about 150 to 200 % for much better viewing.

Hopefully - later - I will try to add some well known landmarks to this map, that I have researched or personally visited ------like a few of the casinos, good restaurants, bus terminals, hotels, shopping malls, and also a few of the massage parlor & club locations.

Steve

Stevewxly
08-23-09, 15:15
Another fellow member PM's me about buying (from me) & using a GPS receiver in Central America.

Here is my answer for him.....which may also help anyone else interested in getting a nice GPS unit for use there:

I have several gps units now, but nothing that will work for the countries in Central America. the gps units I have only have USA and Canada maps.

There are very few gps units that will work for Central America....with the Garmin units being the exception to that....because they have Garmin World Maps that cover the whole world.

So the Garmin are about the only ones that will work in C. America.

If I were you I would go up on Ebay and try to find either a little used or new/refurbished Garmin Nuvi unit. They will come with the USA maps preloaded.

Then you will need to purchase the World Maps by Garmin on a CD ROM disk....should run you about $ 30-40.00 for the disk......then follow the directions and load the maps for Central America onto your Garmin Nuvi unit.

Make sure you buy the Garmin World Map as brand new....because it will come with a code number and if you do not have the code number from the factory....as new....the maps will not work on your gps unit.

The maps for Costa Rica will be with the World Map deal....and they are very usable but are not as good as the USA maps.....meaning that the house numbers and street names are somewhat obscure in all of Central America.....

Some houses have numbers......many do not.

And even some of the streets also seemingly do not have names....or if they do they too are very obscure..which would be unheard of here in the USA....but perfectly acceptable to the officials and residents in say Nicaragua, Costa Rica or Panama.

People there navigate by spoken or written directions from landmarks or such........


Directions in Costa Rica will be like :

Go 100 meters Sur (South) on Central Ave. - turn Oeste (West) at McDonalds ( or KFC or Subway)......go 200 meters until you come to 'grande casa' (large house).....that will be your destination.

So it is difficult to get all that onto and from a gps unit. But when you give the directions above to a local taxi driver - they can drive you right up in front of the house you have told them to go to.

The Garmin gps in Costa Rica will be OK for walking or driving or whatever, but you will not be able to get the exact house address from it.....as you would in the USA.

You can buy these new and ready to use in San Jose Costa Rica....but the unit will run about $ 500-600.00 US.....where you can get a similar Garmin unit here in the US before leaving for around $ 150-170.00 including the separate World Map setup.

Good luck with it........

I am getting ready for another trip to Nicaragua and will perhaps also go down to Costa Rica for a few days too.....so I will be buying my own Garmin gps unit in the next week or so to take with me.

I would recommend the Garmin Nuvi 200 W.....or any of the Wide Nuvi units with 4.3 inch color screens.

If you want to go smaller with a 3 inch screen then get the Garmin Nuvi 200, 205, or 250. plus you will need the World Map setup too.

You could also use a Garmin 3600 handheld gps unit....with the addition of the World Maps...but they are more difficult and tricker to use.
The Garmin Nuvi gps units are by far the best and easiest ones to use for any of the countries in Central or South America.

The others (gps) brands - Magellian, Tom Tom, Sony, Cobra, Lowrance, or any of the other major gps units would work in Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, or wherever - ....but you would be looking at a more or less blank screen (without landmarks or streets....with little dots on it (without the addition of the specific maps for Central America) ....so you could get your longitude and latitude from them....but you would not be able to see where you were at - at the moment or where you were going without a map with those........

Hope this helps clear up the idea of using gps units in Cen. America.

I have used several of the Garmin gps units ( with the addition of the World Maps) in all the Central America countries listed above...and they work pretty good for traveling to tell you where you are, and where you have been and are going next.......

Steve

Stevewxly
08-24-09, 10:09
Hola,

I just checked the Ebay auction, and there is a seller ( from Oklahoma) selling the Garmin World Maps for gps that is currently running on the auction. Current price is at $ 10.50.....and should probably go for around $ 18-20.00 at the auction end.

There are other sellers who have the same Garmin World gps maps and they are wanting around $ 75-80.00 for them....which in my opinion - is way too much to pay - unless you are really desperate to get them.

This set of Garmin World Maps should work well on most all of the Garmin GPS units....either the Ique models ( 3200 or 3600 or M3, M4 or M5)or the any of Garmin Nuvi gps models.

On downloading maps from sites -
I have never had much success on downloading any maps from the Garmin website.....just too expensive, and too complicated to do.....in my opinion.

Steve

Grand Pollo
09-25-09, 02:21
Guys,


I found a nice FREE map of Nicaragua and Managua City, and you can get it here by putting this address into your browser and clicking " Go ".


file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/user/My%20Documents/New%20Folder/RoadMapNicaragua.pdf
Steve

Note a URL (web address) that starts with file:///C: is on your hard drive so you have to invite board members to your house to do this.

There is a good map available for a few $ at most On The Run (Esso gas) stores called Guia Mananic that is quite useful, Managua maps, and some others for smaller towns, Masaya and Granada IIRC.

Note also the iPhone GPS works and shows streets in Managua. So there must be GPS maps somewhere.

Stevewxly
09-25-09, 04:19
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...3,0.075274&z=14

GP
Above is a link to an interactive map of Managua....from Google maps.

You can move it around....zoom in or out.

I realize that the link for the other map that I posted did not work...but this one works fine.


Steve

Stevewxly
09-25-09, 15:31
I have had a private message from Meat Loaf about the map I posted a couple of days ago. He suggests that everyone be careful while they are out and about in Managua.....good advice.

ML .....I tried to send you a privte message in return but your mailbox is too full.....guess you need to clear out some of your old mail for new messages to come in.

As they say in Costa Rica ------ Pura Vida -----does that also work in Nicaraga or is there a specific saying that is better for Nicaland.

Maybe...... Pura Nica......think I have seen that said somewhere.......

Steve

Stevewxly
09-25-09, 15:35
I arrived without incident last night in Managua.

I will be out today getting a cell phone to use in Nicaragua and also looking at some apartments that I have previously lined up ....online....to rent one here in town.

Hope I will be able to find a decent, safe and secure place that will be within my budget.

Will report later on local info....and how it goes for me.

Steve

Stevewxly
09-25-09, 15:41
GP and others interested.......

On GPS for Nicaragua.....I have a Dell X50 pocket pc...small handheld unit just slightly larger than a small cell phone....and I have Garmin GPS maps of Central America on it....with local maps of all of Nicaragua.

I have tested it out in the US and am just ready to take it outside and give it a try here. Ive used the Garmin GPS units like the Nuvi gps units here before and they work pretty well.

Plus as Grand Pollo advises .....the cell phone gps units work here....but I just have a cheapie cell phone to use locally....nothing fancy and nothing that has gps for here.

Steve

Kapitan Kreme
09-25-09, 21:37
I clicked on this link and it ends up somewhere called 'Coffeville' between Kansas City and Tulsa.

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.....but we sure aren't in Managua!"


http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sou...3,0.075274&z=14

GP
Above is a link to an interactive map of Managua....from Google maps.

You can move it around....zoom in or out.

I realize that the link for the other map that I posted did not work...but this one works fine.

Steve

Stevewxly
09-26-09, 18:01
KK,

Please have a little faith............

The problem seems to be some miss communiction.....from me to everyone else.....sorry about that.

Buy..........Maybe I wasnt clear on the fact that the map will move to where you want it to go.....anywhere.......

As stated the map is interactive....meaning it moves around. Go up to the navigational bar on the left.

You can move the map any where you want it to go......like Managua, Nicaraga.

The Coffeyville KS location that it is currently on the map is near to where I live in Missouri.....I must have had it there before....I will try to change it to Managua, Nicaragua......but again it is a Google Map and it moves to where you want it to go.

Orginally the map had most all of the shopping centers in Managua on it....but that has been moved........and each person who looks at the map could move it to where they wanted to look (whatever map they wanted in the World) then when the next guy looked at the map....it would be stationed on the last view someone had looked at......so move the map to where you want to look.

I will try to put up another link for locations in Managua later....when I have a little more time to work on the map.

But for now....the map will work .....as long as you move it to the location you want to check out.

It would work for Costa Rica or Panama too.....or for China....if that is where you wanted to check out a local map.

Steve

..........................................................................................
I clicked on this link and it ends up somewhere called 'Coffeville' between Kansas City and Tulsa.

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any more.....but we sure aren't in Managua!"

Nica Bound
09-26-09, 18:11
Hey Stevie !

The interactive map worked fine for me ! And thanks for putting the link up. Finally, some useful info at this forum !

But don't you have some homework at the "Japanese Spa" place ?

Nice way to spend a couple of hours on a Saturday afternoon maybe !?!

Waiting on your report......

Member #4167
09-26-09, 18:11
Cambodia action might not be so cheap or easy to find as before. Western feminist organizations have managed to incite a government crackdown on brothels. Many were closed or went underground. Prices will go up to compensate owners for increased risk, bribes and less customers.Thanks, CM.

I have been following the Cambo forums - it seems that the brothel activity is still going on, with about about half the brothels closed down. I haven't heard of price hikes, yet.

I hope that these crackdowns don't spread to other countries.

Stevewxly
09-26-09, 18:32
I arrived here Thur. night. I am staying in a local hotel...the Hotel Casa Pilar....rooms are $ 35.00....nice, clean, secure, safe, with a pool and small restaurant. They speak English here, and best of all they have a free shuttle that will pick you up at the airport.

I had the free airport shuttle ----Thur. evening when I arrived. They also have a web site where you can contact the hotel and tell yjr,,you need a reservation....although they are not really needed...but you will want to tell them when your plane arrives for the free shuttle.

Do a search on Google for the hotel......

I gave the driver a propena of $ 4.00 for the ride....and he was happy to get it.

I went to the Plaza Inter Mall yesterday, saw lots of young pretty girls there.....had lunch, and bought a new cell phone with a camera for $ 30.00......the card with about 60 minutes ran an extra $ 10.00 (That will get me started for a week or so.....got the phone so I can contact the gals and vice a versa.

Went to Pharaoh´s casino last night. Played the slots for about $ 15.00 worth....about my limit....and then left about 10 PM.
The taxi ....one way was about $ 2.00.....cheap......for approx. 5 miles.

When I left the casino....I noticed a gal just down the street on the corner....I walked that way....she approached me and told me she was working....she was very well dressed....not a bad looker....27 years old....told me she would go back in a taxi to my hotel for a one hour session for $ 20.00.

After careful consideration.......
I said OK......just then 3 more gals....her friends -----came walking up the street......this was just outside the casino doors on Carreterra Mayasa......the highway between Managua and Mayasa......as reported elsewhere .....there are supposed to be lots of streetwalkers there.

Anyway I chatted a few minutes with all four of the gals.....and then was going to take a photo of them. They all asked for some money for that....but there just was not enought light there on the corner for my cell phone camera to get a good picture.....so I did not get a photo. A missed photo op.....I guess.

The gal I took back was mediocre in bed....and besides the · 20.00.....upfront.....she kept asking me for a another $20.00 for a propena...tip....for her taxi home and such....I refused that....but finally gave her an additional $ 10.00 tip....for a total of $ 30.00.

I had intended to go to Good Times Night Club to check it out on Friday night...but did I did not get there.

Another heads up.......

Sol y Luna massage parlor....one block from the Tica Bus terminal....es no mas.....it has been closed......disappointing because it was a good place to go for a cheap quickie.

Mas Tarde............ That´s -----more later-----for you guys who are like me....more or less < mas y menos) challenged with Spanish.

But I am learning.....I know lots and lots of words in Spanish....just can not seem to put then all together into a sentences or many phrases just yet.....

Steve

Stevewxly
09-26-09, 18:50
Hey buddy.....you are reading my mind.

I personally visited the Janpanese Spa last night. It is located on the Carreterra Mayasa......highway between Managua and Mayasa....right beside the Korean Car Dealership....the Hundai (sp).....and I murdered the spelling of that word.

Exact address: Km 4 1-2 C. Masaya, contigue Bioanalisis.....

(approx. 2 blocks North of Pharaoh´s Casino )

Phone....2278.0971
Hours: 11:30 am till 9:30 pm

Services and prices:

Low of $ 15.00 for a approx. 45 minute - oil massage, and shower (on your own). They also have steam or dry saunas, hot tubs, Sushi Bar, Acupuncture & (Moxa....whatever that is).....

Managers name is Ramon Perez....and he speaks perfect English.

Prices go up with longer massage times or added services.

Absolutely no sex......professional massage only.....your choice of a masseuer or massuse (sp).....according to Ramon.

As stated above I seriously doubt there will be any ´happy endings´here....but just outside on the sidewalk there are gals willing to provide that for you......see my other report.... In Managua........ below.

Mas tarde, Steve

Member #4167
09-26-09, 18:56
I went to the Plaza Inter Mall yesterday, saw lots of young pretty girls there.

When I left the casino. I noticed a gal just down the street on the corner. I walked that way. She approached me and told me she was working. She was very well dressed. Not a bad looker.27 years old. Told me she would go back in a taxi to my hotel for a one hour session for $ 20.00.

After careful consideration.

I said OK. Just then 3 more gals. Her friends came walking up the street. This was just outside the casino doors on Carreterra Mayasa. The highway between Managua and Mayasa. As reported elsewhere. There are supposed to be lots of streetwalkers there.

Anyway I chatted a few minutes with all four of the gals. And then was going to take a photo of them. They all asked for some money for that. But there just was not enought light there on the corner for my cell phone camera to get a good picture. So I did not get a photo. A missed photo op. I guess.

The gal I took back was mediocre in bed. And besides the · 20.00. Upfront. She kept asking me for a another $20.00 for a propena. Tip. For her taxi home and such. I refused that. But finally gave her an additional $ 10.00 tip. For a total of $ 30.00.

I had intended to go to Good Times Night Club to check it out on Friday night. But did I did not get there.

SteveNice report, Steve.

I like streetwalkers and I do consort with them in other cities. Due to warnings from other members in the forum, I generally avoid them in Managua. I have heard that Managua SW are dangerous and are to be avoided. I ignored this advice a few times. Every time I ignored this advice, the interaction I had with a Managua SW was an unpleasant one. They were either ugly/skanky, filthy or thieves.

I think you will have a good time at Good Times Night Club or Club Fenix. You can get get good service, from an attractive provider in a protected and safer environment.

Since the price is at or below SW price, and far far safer, why bother with the SWs? Disfruta las puticas baratas!

Good luck to you! (bueno suerte)

Stevewxly
09-26-09, 19:07
Night Train .....I must have gotten your handle mixed up with another buddy of mine from the Atlanta area.

His name is Dewey.....but he went by a different handle the last time we talked....somthing like Dr Dewey or Midnight Train ( from Georgia) or something similar to that.

Dewey and I have traveled in Costa Rica and Panama together.....and I know him very well....but just cant figure out how I saw your handle and got the two of you confused.

Sorry for the mixup my friend. I see you are new to the forum, and I dont think I know you.....but best of luck with everything.

Steve

Ticas And Chicas
09-27-09, 02:44
Sorry Steve, all that mongering must be catching up with you. I had to change my name from NightTrainToGeorgia because I forgot my password. I am actually in Costa Rica right now. 2nd time this year. I don't think I am going to make Nicaragua this trip. I have to get back to Albany.

I will call you next time I am in Missouri. I need to tell you about my time in Nicaragua. I just don't think the women are as hot in Nicaragua as Panama or CR. I have also been to Guatemala and didn't enjoy my time there at all. Just my opinion of course. Have to catch an early flight back to Georgia tomorrow to see my kids.

John Gault
09-27-09, 13:43
I am thinking of trying Nicaraqua out. My concern is having something to do in the daytime. Do the casinos offer betting on American race tracks?
The main reason I would like to go is a few years ago while in Costa Rica I found the Colombianas and Nicas were the hotest girls there. I have since been to Colombia and the women are bonita, but I can not forget how the Nicas were more sexy than even the girls from Colombia.
Thanks in advance for any help.

Stevewxly
09-27-09, 18:41
Nice report, Steve.

I like streetwalkers and I do consort with them in other cities. Due to warnings from other members in the forum, I generally avoid them in Managua. I have heard that Managua SW are dangerous and are to be avoided. I ignored this advice a few times. Every time I ignored this advice, the interaction I had with a Managua SW was an unpleasant one. They were either ugly/skanky, filthy or thieves.

I think you will have a good time at Good Times Night Club or Club Fenix. You can get get good service, from an attractive provider in a protected and safer environment.

Since the price is at or below SW price, and far far safer, why bother with the SWs? Disfruta las puticas baratas!

Good luck to you! (bueno suerte)


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Waterboy,

Good advice....I am experienced in Cen. America, and should know better.....but.... when I found the SW for only $ 20.00....quoted....I thought it was a real bargain....but guess that was not the ´full price´as now, after she left my hotel room....I seem to be missing my brand new .....less than 12 hours I had it.....cell phone. Guess she got it when my back was turned.

Oh well...it was only $ 25.00....so live and learn. I will be more careful next time and will rethink the whole idea of picking up streetwalkers......it could have been a whole lot worse for me.......as I had passport & more money in the room that were not touched or found by her.

Guess she needed that cell phone more than I did.............

I have another cell phone, and will need to buy a $ 10.00 card for it today to get it going.

Stevewxly
09-27-09, 18:50
Vic Picks

I was in two of the Managua casinos Friday night.

And I saw what looked like a Sports Book area.....there were large screen TV with baseball games, and such showing.....so I assume that you can bet on the ponies here in the casinos. Not 100 % sure about that....but I think so.......

Pharaoh´s Casino in Managua has a website....so you could probably Google that and see if they mention it on their site.

Member #4167
09-28-09, 14:15
Waterboy,

Good advice. I am experienced in Cen. America, and should know better. But. When I found the SW for only $ 20.00. Quoted. I thought it was a real bargain. But guess that was not the 'full price'as now, after she left my hotel room. I seem to be missing my brand new. Less than 12 hours I had it. Cell phone. Guess she got it when my back was turned.

Oh well. It was only $ 25.00. So live and learn. I will be more careful next time and will rethink the whole idea of picking up streetwalkers. It could have been a whole lot worse for me. As I had passport & more money in the room that were not touched or found by her.

Guess she needed that cell phone more than I did.

I have another cell phone, and will need to buy a $ 10.00 card for it today to get it going.Originally the advice came from Grand Pollo. Of course, I ignored his advice and I cruised Carretera Masaya (In a taxi) just to see what was available. I did not see very good quality nor much quantity (maybe 2-3 streewalkers per trip)

I am glad that all you lost was your cellphone. It could have been worse.

Stevewxly
09-28-09, 15:48
Sorry to bend your ear on this note....but this will suffice as my general report for the day......Sunday in Nicaragua for the forum.

I have seen many, many fine looking young women since arriving here.

They say the the girls from Nica are not all that much....but I´ve seen some that could be in your next Hollywood movie....they are so georgeous (sp).
Check out Dr Dewmans photos in the Photo Gallery.......So I am debunking the story that Nica girls are dogs........

For an old guy like me....some of these gals would be ´to die for´.....



I have not been to Good Times in Managua, yet, but it is on my short list of places to go.

I am in Granada tonnight.....Sunday.....the home of the famous Meat Loaf......

I have not met him yet, but PMéd him and told him I was here....guess the next move will be his.......

I sort of came here to make his acquaintence....but who knows maybe he is busy at his mansion with work and such.



Got in this afternoon on a local bus.....about 50 miles from Managua to Granada....took a couple of hours as they stopped or at least slowed down at all the roadside bus places. Cost of the bus today was 20 cordobas.....about 50 cents.

I saw the other passengers giving the drivers helper.....and almost all buses have a second guy like a conductor.....saw them give him 20 cordobas for the fare...but when he came to collect from me.....at first he said trenta cordobas....30 cordobas...then promptly changed his mind and told me it was going to be 40 cordobas......and I saw thru that right away and told him in Spanish....that I did not think so....gave him the 20 c and he went away.

So there absolutely is regular local price and then there is Gringo price.

My hotel here in Granada is the Club Hotel,,,nice big , clean, with small rooms.

There are banners all over town advertising their price of $ 15.00 US....but when I checked in it was $ 20. plus $ 3.00 tax for me.....again Gringo price.

Thats pretty cheap for a hotel room, so I did not complain about it.

There are some older Gringa here at the hotel. They ...two of them are my age or older, and are from Key West Florida. Chatted with one this afternoon, and may yet run into her at the bar perhaps, when I go back to the hotel tonight.....from walking down to the square to eat at a restaurant.
Going back I will try to get onto an air conditioned mini bus. Granada is supposed to be the oldest city in all of the Americas....older than New York, St Agustine.....maybe even older than Jamestown, VA....not sure of that.....but I think so.

It is Sunday night, but I can not see much action of stuff going on here.
Nice big square....plaza and park in the center of town....but from what I can observe....just a lot of old buildings......maybe I can tell more about it tomorrow, as I plan on going out to the big lake....Nicaragua and having a look around.

Check out Dr Dewmans photos in the Photo Gallery.......Hopefully between the two of us and other contributors .......we may be able to give mongering in Nicaragua a ´nice boost´.



I still have not seen many other Gringos here in Nicaland.....and this is my 4th day here. Did run into a couple of Gringos in Granada Sunday night. They are living in Costa Rica....Jaco area....and came up to Nicaragua to renew their 90 day stamp on their passport.

Later this week............I am planning on going to the San Carlos, Nicaragua area - which is 125 miles South from Managua to check out the fishing scene on the Rio San Juan.....supposed to be some of the best fishing anywhere. I have my rods and reels, and a bunch of plugs that I have made....been making those for about 25 yeears....and they do catch bass in the US. So I am interested in trying them on Rainbow Bass...aka Guopote, and Snook - Robalo down here to see if they will catch the local pascadoes (sp).

Later, Steve

Stevewxly
09-28-09, 23:23
Update - Tues. 9-29-09

I was in Star City Casino last night....Monday.....and asked about the Sports Book....they told me that yes you can bet on USA horse races at the casinos....also baseball, football, and such.

I am not really into betting on that stuff....I am more of a pennny or nickle slot player....but it´s good to know and I know several other forum members wanted to know about it...so now you know.

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Pharaoh´s Casino has ¨Sports Book¨on their sign on the outside of the building....so I am pretty darned sure you can bet on the ponies there.....I shall find out tonight when I go back there.....and let everyone know.

There are also a few more casinos South of Pharaoh.s towards Mayasa and Granada....on the Carreterra Mayasa....around mile marker 10.


There is the Red Palace Casino and another one that looks pretty good....all within about 8-10 blocks of Pharaohs.´

This is also the general area of where there are quite a few streetwalkers....but I don´t think I am going to try any more of those....just too risky I think.


Update -

I was in Star City Casino last night....Monday.....and asked about the Sports Book....they told me that yes you can bet on USA horse races at the casinos....also baseball, football, and such.

I am not really into betting on that stuff....I am more of a pennny or nickle slot player....but it´s good to know and I know several other forum members wanted to know about it...so now you know.

Member #4167
09-29-09, 12:47
I have seen many, many fine looking young women since arriving here.

SteveHey Steve - have you tried hitting on the non-pro Nicas?

Maybe you will have better luck than I did?

Stevewxly
09-29-09, 18:21
Hola,

I am kind of bummed today....things are not going as well as I had hoped for me here in Managua.

I have been unable to find a suitable apartment here....I have seen perhaps 5-6-7 of them....and either they are overpriced, or are dumps, or the owners do not want to rent for 30 to 60 days....which is all I wanted to stay here.....or there are other things that are not right about the apartment....no hot water, no air conditioning, no cooking, etc.

My current hotel is OK....but it is getting pretty expensive to stay here.....and it is only $ 35.00 a day....but for me - that is a lot....added up around $ 250.00 a week....that would eat up all my available funds....and I probably would simply have to stay at the hotel and watch TV in my room, with little available funds to get out and really enjoy myself here.



Anyway......

I went last night to two night clubs.....Good Times and Cuento....which are right next door to each other. My first time going there. Recommended by Dr Dewman as being good spots........but I was not at all impressed.
They are very poorly managed, dark, loud and such. They both have a cover charge ------- $ 1.50 at Good Times and $ 2.50 at the other club.....which was completely empty of customers at 9PM.

I did go into Good Times.....there were perhaps 7-8 girls working....but they sat together in groups at a table....did not approach the customers....who were all Nico´s except me....no othe gringos.

They had very loud music, which did not bother me much....as it is the norm here....and there was a stage. for the girls to dance.

I was there for perhaps 2 to 3 hours.....I had a bottled water for $ 1.50....which was OK.....and watched only 3 dancers......in all that time.
They did strip, but it seemed that they were dancing when they felt like it....not when the manager told them too.....maybe he was out that night....I don´t know. All I can surmise that the whole operation was very poorly managed.

The dancers would dance for two sets (songs) then would leave the stage....then you would set there for perhaps another 30 minutes before the next dancer would come up to dance......thats just poor management in my opinion.

I left the first club and went across the street to the second club. This time they did not ask me for a cover charge...instead invited me into the club....it was around 11 PM at this time....and again I was about the only customer in the place.....this was Monday night.....so guess that could be expected.

When they saw that I was a gringo, they sent over one girl who was overweight, but who spoke some limited English.

She invited me to sit down with her and of course she wanted me to start buying her drinks....but I declined as I was not interested in her.

I asked her the price for sex in the back (on site) ....she quoted me the price of $ 30.00 for a half hour....which was reasonable, but I was not up for that....so after about 5 minutes I left, got a taxi and went back to my hotel.

Again......my overall opinion of Nicaragua in general has not changed much for my four trips here. It´s an OK country with lots of potential, but in
general....I believe that the Nica´s just really don´t get it.......somehow they are missing the boat. Just my two cents worth....but an honest observation I believe.



I may well sack my plans of staying here for 30 days and get onto a Tica Bus for Costa Rica. It is higher priced there, but at least I know the lay of the land almost everywhere in CR....having been there quite a few times.

I will stay here another couple of days....and if things do not improve - then I think I will be better off elsewhere.
That´s a shame really, as I was ready to spend 30 days here in Nicaragua and really try to see the country.

I have met some other gringos in Granada the other day who were there to get their passport updated for the 90 day thing......and they lived in the Jaco Beach area.

Their report was that crime is way - way up in Jaco, but Gringo visits are way down - due to the poor economy.

Perhaps the prices of accomadations and ho´s has dropped in Jaco and also all over CR....especially in San Jose, so I may give that a try.

I have a completely open return ticket on Delta Airlines to go back to the US...so it does matter where I leave from to return to the US.

It might be a good time to go to CR and sample things there....because if the tourists are no longer there in droves....maybe the prices will be a bit more reasonable.

From reading my reports you may think I am cheap....well that is a fair assumption----but I am more frugile than cheap....there is a difference.....I am simply looking for the best bang for my buck.

I thought that was going to be in Nicaragua....but perhaps I was wrong.........

If I had megabucks then I would have gone to Asia, or to Brazil....but a trip there is somewhat more than my budget (at this time) can stand.

Anywho....I will keep on trying here.
If it turns out to be not so good here in Nicaragua for me...then I will report that......if things improve which I hope will be the case...then great....

I think I will remain optimistic and maybe things will look up in the next couple of days.

I have a couple of buddies who I have mongered with before in CR and Panama who are headed this way.....we may yet find some real good things here, and I will report more later.

Steve

John Gault
09-29-09, 23:07
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Update -

I was in Star City Casino last night....Monday.....and asked about the Sports Book....they told me that yes you can bet on USA horse races at the casinos....also baseball, football, and such.

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I am happy that you took the time to find out about betting the USA races.
this makes up my mind and I will most likely give the Nicas a financial injection.

Kreole
09-29-09, 23:32
From reading your posts, you seem like a decent straightforward guy. I have not been to Nicaragua in many years, so cannot personally comment, although the reason I check into this forum is to see if things are changing. Your idea about returning to CR seems like your best bet in order not to lose your investment in travel to the land of P4P. I am an older guy like yourself and cannot afford to be an extravagant spender. That said, I found that I can get the best bang for my buck in the DR, specifically Sosua, where girls are crawling all over the streets and open bars. Times are tough and you can negotiate. But, you should make every endeavor to learn Spanish. It is absolutely essential in order to communicate clearly. Another option is Santa Marta, Colombia. It is cheap, out of season, and there is a wh*re for every occasion. PM me if you want more information. I spent about 10 years in Cuba until the repression became unbearable and not worth the effort although the quality of the girls is excellent for GFE or causal. Again speaking Spanish is important to keep from getting scammed.

Buena suerte, brother.

Member #4167
09-30-09, 00:02
I went last night to two night clubs. Good Times and Cuento. Which are right next door to each other. My first time going there. Recommended by Dr Dewman as being good spots. But I was not at all impressed.

They are very poorly managed, dark, loud and such. They both have a cover charge.------ $ 1.50 at Good Times and $ 2.50 at the other club. Which was completely empty of customers at 9PM.Of course they are dark. If there was bright light you'd see that what appears to be a 22 year old Nica is really a 32 year old Nica. As well, the darkness helps to cloak the fact that they have big bellies and saggy bodies.


I did go into Good Times. There were perhaps 7-8 girls working. But they sat together in groups at a table. Did not approach the customers.

They did strip, but it seemed that they were dancing when they felt like it. Not when the manager told them too. Maybe he was out that night. I don't know. All I can surmise that the whole operation was very poorly managed.My experience as well. Most Nica providers are very lackadasical about their job. Once time A real firecracker came into Fenix. She was exuding personality and energy. Smiling laughing and flirting with everyone. She was the exception rather than the rule. She got swooped up quickly. I had to wait an hour to do her. She was very passionate and very GFE in bed.

Still I have had nearly as good GFE with most other Nicas. The girls I met in Good Times and in Fenix were very low key when you met them. However, when they got behind closed doors, most of them gave a pretty good GFE performance. A bad performance in the sack was unusual.


I left the first club and went across the street to the second club. This time they did not ask me for a cover charge. Instead invited me into the club. It was around 11 PM at this time. And again I was about the only customer in the place. This was Monday night. So guess that could be expected.

When they saw that I was a gringo, they sent over one girl who was overweight, but who spoke some limited English.I take it that you went into Cueto club. I went in there and a rather old provider (40's) approached me and I think offered sex for $50 or $100. Who cares? She was disgusting. ANY price would have been to high for her, because she was nasty.

Cueto is overpriced and has very low quality.

Stevewxly
09-30-09, 00:49
Hola,

Well as stated below Managua just did not work out for me this time. I am disappointed that I could not find a suitable apartment to rent here for 30 to 60 days.

I will be on the Tica Bus for San Jose CR in the morning. I know my way around there lots better than in Managua....know where to stay, the good places go gals, food, and such.

Don´t know why I wasted 5 days here in Managua....but I thoght that I would do better here.....guess you never know....and I do try to go with the flow....no sense trying to swim up stream against the current.



Hope I fare better in San Jose CR....and I am optimistic that I will....

I have seen many, many beautiful young gals here in Managua...they are here....but they mostly were not the P4P type gals......just regular young types that are perhaps out of my league.

I will report more later on Managua....as I have some more relevant info for here.


Steve

DougeFresh
10-22-09, 02:15
Hope it goes thru, Xdred set me up with her from one of the back street bars.

Great time and lots of fun.

Doug.

Bluefielder
10-27-09, 19:30
A girl from Managua just told me that Club Good Times was shut down by the police about 1 month ago.

Can anyone confirm this?