Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[LuvMexicanas]

I must be that .001% then. Because I had one today 250 for 30 minutes. She asked condom and I said no then she tried to put my dick in.You are a brave man rolling bareback with a chica selling pussy at 250 to anyone and everyone but I'm sure she only gives BBFS to you. Wink, wink.

[Jackie888]

I think that Tijuana is built more East-West bound. And there is a very high hill at the end of las playas that runs North-South that blocks sea winds from reaching into the center of the city. So the center and East side of Tijuana is warmer than the ocean side (las playas) of Tijuana. In a way it is similar to LOS Angeles. It can be cool in Santa Monica and Malibu. But hotter than shit 10-15 miles in.

[DramaFree11]

You're trying too hard which is often an indicator of someone bending the truth. No one cares where you are this weekend or next unless it's Tijuana, as after all this is a Tijuana thread.I real do not care what you think either.

[Member #4722]

DramaFree you are such a bozo. I wasn't mongering in Rosarito I was there visiting friends. Probably something you don't know about. Not everything in life is about hookers LOL. I can tell you are a lazy guy by your posting style and multiple misspellings in every post. But you can go through the Kyiv thread and see how many times I have visited. Where did someone say I lied about visiting there I don't remember anything like that. Probably another lie. I have even met forum members in person there LOL you are a very strange guy.

[Baxter Slade]

This post obviously refers to when the big clubs were fully open.

It seems that the big clubs, in particular, the HK group does not always honor the coupons or promotions they advertise. There is a 50% off coupon if you buy a bucket of beer at Las Chavelas on Wednesday that was not honored.

There is a coupon for 2 free beers & a free appetizer on Monday / Tuesday that at best turns into just the 2 free beers.

There is also advertised a free breakfast on Tuesday / Wednesday that few know about and doesn't really seem to be offered for most but a lucky few.Yes notorius for not honoring cupon. I tried the Las Chavelas buy a bucket and get 50% room discount. Even though they still advertise that coupon, they claim there is no longer a Las Chavelas and wouldn't honor it. And that was when the regular bars were open.

[Captain Solo]

There are wide ranges of beauty, services and prices in Tijuana.

I know at least 1 street girl who would do BBFS for 250-300 pesos. Won't mention name so she won't be harassed by her wallmates.

Looks like Jinxx lost his bet again. You can corner Jinxx and claim your free puta. Don't take the big, fat, old ugly girls, only the young, hot, pretty, expensive ones. I think Jinxx is going flat broke with his putas bet. Hehe.

[ScatManDoo]

Yes notorius for not honoring cupon. I tried the Las Chavelas buy a bucket and get 50% room discount. Even though they still advertise that coupon, they claim there is no longer a Las Chavelas and wouldn't honor it. And that was when the regular bars were open.Did they take the outside La Chavelas sign down?

[DramaFree11]

DramaFree you are such a bozo. I wasn't mongering in Rosarito I was there visiting friends. Probably something you don't know about. Not everything in life is about hookers LOL. I can tell you are a lazy guy by your posting style and multiple misspellings in every post. But you can go through the Kyiv thread and see how many times I have visited. Where did someone say I lied about visiting there I don't remember anything like that. Probably another lie. I have even met forum members in person there LOL you are a very strange guy.You real have to get a life. You still can not answer the one simple question?

[Baxter Slade]

Did they take the outside La Chavelas sign down?No still says La Chavelas. They claimed they were so busy they have no time to fix the false advertising on the web site.

[ScatManDoo]

No still says La Chavelas. They claimed they were so busy they have no time to fix the false advertising on the web site.That's funny.

They could do a ton of renovations to their "secret" club on the 7th floor.

But got no guy to take two minutes to update a webpage or a half day to take down an obsolete, misleading sign.

[Jinxx]

There are wide ranges of beauty, services and prices in Tijuana.

I know at least 1 street girl who would do BBFS for 250-300 pesos. Won't mention name so she won't be harassed by her wallmates.

Looks like Jinxx lost his bet again. You can corner Jinxx and claim your free puta. Don't take the big, fat, old ugly girls, only the young, hot, pretty, expensive ones. I think Jinxx is going flat broke with his putas bet. Hehe.Jinxx hasn't lost anything at all. I'm still waiting for someone to take me up on my offer. Captain if you actually know a street girl who will do a full hour for 800 why don't you take me up on my offer? Stories about your "wingman" don't count.

But at least I have learned which posters I can take serious, and which posters just post fantasies to entertain the bros.

[TomJackin]

But at least I have learned which posters I can take serious, and which posters just post fantasies to entertain the bros.What took you so long?

Keep posting solid information; you are a good source of knowledge.

[Captain Solo]

Like anyone gives a shit what low lifes think!

[Baxter Slade]

" The woman at hotel Mini died of CoVid-19 last week. She always sat inside the room way behind a wrought iron window, so don't know how she got it. "

This is a direct quote from Capt. Bullshit that was posted in the Adelita thread. I'm not sure why this board puts up with this guy. As someone else posted he has been kicked off of every Tijuana board out there for all the shit he makes up in order to entertain the bros. The king of fake news strikes again.

Like the idiota I'am I went and told a friend about the passing of the lady behind the window at hotel mini. Well that friend is very close to that lady at hotel mini and I guess I should have know better to tell him that lady died of covid knowing the info came from capt. Bullshit. He started to cry, but after a couple texts he figured out that of course capt. Bullshit was just running his mouth without a clue.

If anyone is interested in the facts. A SG who did work out of mini died of covid in her hometown on Christmas Eve.

[Ctytek]

" The woman at hotel Mini died of CoVid-19 last week. She always sat inside the room way behind a wrought iron window, so don't know how she got it. ".

This is a direct quote from Capt. Bullshit that was posted in the Adelita thread. I'm not sure why this board puts up with this guy. As someone else posted he has been kicked off of every Tijuana board out there for all the shit he makes up in order to entertain the bros. The king of fake news strikes again.Yes, this is some unadulterated Captain Kirk bullshit right there. The guy would have a great candidate for Trump's press secretary, if Donny wasn't about to get a boot from his office in a week's time.

In Kirk's defense. He does post some good field reports with photos. You just have to assume about 30% to 40% of it is made or or embellished. So I have learned to appreciate the Capt. In some bizarre way.

[Captain Solo]

Low life Bastard Face has a 5th grade education, so he's insanely jealous of anyone more literate than he.

He's out picking stupid nit and puffing himself up like he's important.

While he's busy puffing himself up, his wife is screwing all his friends and neighbors, squealing like a pig, on account his big mouth and tiny dick cannot deliver hehe.

[Captain Solo]

There are a few worthless, uneducated low lifes in this forum, who make no meaningful contribution, but spend most of their time and energy, jump on every opportunity to puff themselves up and criticize, harass other posters. Readers can easily and clearly see through their crude, stupid, ugly attempts to puff themselves up by putting down others with their ungrounded stupid lies and slanders.

These low lifes are not contributing positively to the value of the forum, instead they damage the forum's reputation, degrade its value, piss off a lot of good bros from participating who have decades of experiences and good, current, useful intels on locations.

The bros all know who these stupid, offensive low lifes are. They should be banned from the forum and avoided like shit. Perhaps they may be kept around to do their crude, stupid show to amuse others hehehe.

[DramaFree11]

Yes, this is some unadulterated Captain Kirk bullshit right there. The guy would have a great candidate for Trump's press secretary, if Donny wasn't about to get a boot from his office in a week's time.

In Kirk's defense. He does post some good field reports with photos. You just have to assume about 30% to 40% of it is made or or embellished. So I have learned to appreciate the Capt. In some bizarre way.At least he is with actually girls and his actively trying. His reports are far more correct then many posters. Sorry, many of you guys are jealous of him.

[DramaFree11]

There are a few worthless, uneducated low lifes in this forum, who make no meaningful contribution, but spend most of their time and energy, jump on every opportunity to puff themselves up and criticize, harass other posters. Readers can easily and clearly see through their crude, stupid, ugly attempts to puff themselves up by putting down others with their ungrounded stupid lies and slanders.

These low lifes are not contributing positively to the value of the forum, instead they damage the forum's reputation, degrade its value, piss off a lot of good bros from participating who have decades of experiences and good, current, useful intels on locations.

The bros all know who these stupid, offensive low lifes are. They should be banned from the forum and avoided like shit. Perhaps they may be kept around to do their crude, stupid show to amuse others hehehe.100% correct.

[LuvMexicanas]

100% correct.This is the equivalent of the second worst math student in the class validating the work of the worst math student in the class. I suppose for once the queen has actually stayed on point with the thread name: Stupid Shit in Tijuana.

[Captain Solo]

The low lifes keep wasting their lives raging and bitching with their envy and jealousy.

Nobody gives a shit what they think and their stupid opinions!

[DramaFree11]

This is the equivalent of the second worst math student in the class validating the work of the worst math student in the class. I suppose for once the queen has actually stayed on point with the thread name: Stupid Shit in Tijuana.Dude,

You are the one banging Street Girls. Scoreboard, your reference and your idol in M. City has very bad taste, (Nice Guy). Call me all the names you like, I can have that for free as can most people.

[Dcrist0527]

The Captain is absolutely right. It is comical how several posters use this forum as some very odd competition. I pick on Clammy a lot but the reason I do is because he feels there is some reward on being the most knowledgeable voice on a Mexican hooker board. Clammy is certainly not alone. This board is a great source of information. That is the purpose. If you use this forum to say you've banged the most chicas, paid the least, know more about completely useless crap regarding the inner workings of these bars, or claim to be the authority on rating chicas, you really need to self-assess. Or if putting anonymous internet posters down is what floats your boat, you are not playing the game of life properly.

Two posters come to mind, that nearly always make consistent contributions to this board. The Captain and Hargow. I've never met either one. But they get it. And here's the thing. Honestly, Hargow's chicas are not my style. And from what I gather, Captain prefers skinnier girls than my preference. But who cares? They provide great intel. They are consistent sources of information. The Captain seems to enjoy helping a newbie. And then there are others that don't need to be named, whose sole purpose seems to be to argue and prove their dick is bigger on a message board.

There is just an odd dynamic about these posters that argue and discuss things that don't matter. At times, it's comical. But in the long run, it is not healthy for this board. I've said it before and it bears repeating. The phrase YMMV applies to virtually everything in this hobby. My 10 might be your 7. People define good service differently. Another poster I really appreciate is Jinx. He provides a lot of intel, tells us his perspective and preferences, and doesn't assume everyone matches his style or game.

Just sad, as the Captain points out, that some of the best posters here are attacked for some really trivial crap.


There are a few worthless, uneducated low lifes in this forum, who make no meaningful contribution, but spend most of their time and energy, jump on every opportunity to puff themselves up and criticize, harass other posters. Readers can easily and clearly see through their crude, stupid, ugly attempts to puff themselves up by putting down others with their ungrounded stupid lies and slanders.

These low lifes are not contributing positively to the value of the forum, instead they damage the forum's reputation, degrade its value, piss off a lot of good bros from participating who have decades of experiences and good, current, useful intels on locations.

The bros all know who these stupid, offensive low lifes are. They should be banned from the forum and avoided like shit. Perhaps they may be kept around to do their crude, stupid show to amuse others hehehe.

[DramaFree11]

This is the equivalent of the second worst math student in the class validating the work of the worst math student in the class. I suppose for once the queen has actually stayed on point with the thread name: Stupid Shit in Tijuana.I forgot I am heading to MTY Saturday after work if I can pass the border and checkpoint, but I am making all this up. You are boys live in fantasy world.

[DramaFree11]

The Captain is absolutely right. It is comical how several posters use this forum as some very odd competition. I pick on Clammy a lot but the reason I do is because he feels there is some reward on being the most knowledgeable voice on a Mexican hooker board. Clammy is certainly not alone. This board is a great source of information. That is the purpose. If you use this forum to say you've banged the most chicas, paid the least, know more about completely useless crap regarding the inner workings of these bars, or claim to be the authority on rating chicas, you really need to self-assess. Or if putting anonymous internet posters down is what floats your boat, you are not playing the game of life properly.

Two posters come to mind, that nearly always make consistent contributions to this board. The Captain and Hargow. I've never met either one. But they get it. And here's the thing. Honestly, Hargow's chicas are not my style. And from what I gather, Captain prefers skinnier girls than my preference. But who cares? They provide great intel. They are consistent sources of information. The Captain seems to enjoy helping a newbie. And then there are others that don't need to be named, whose sole purpose seems to be to argue and prove their dick is bigger on a message board.

There is just an odd dynamic about these posters that argue and discuss things that don't matter. At times, it's comical. But in the long run, it is not healthy for this board. I've said it before and it bears repeating. The phrase YMMV applies to virtually everything in this hobby. My 10 might be your 7. People define good service differently. Another poster I really appreciate is Jinx. He provides a lot of intel, tells us his perspective and preferences, and doesn't assume everyone matches his style or game.

Just sad, as the Captain points out, that some of the best posters here are attacked for some really trivial crap.Well said, great post. Capt. Is a great resource, for rest, Hk, Hotels and even the few street girls. I am not sure why anyone can find fault in this. This is his opinion and it does not have to always be correct, everyone makes mistakes.

[LuvMexicanas]

The Captain is absolutely right. It is comical how several posters use this forum as some very odd competition. I pick on Clammy a lot but the reason I do is because he feels there is some reward on being the most knowledgeable voice on a Mexican hooker board. Clammy is certainly not alone. This board is a great source of information. That is the purpose. If you use this forum to say you've banged the most chicas, paid the least, know more about completely useless crap regarding the inner workings of these bars, or claim to be the authority on rating chicas, you really need to self-assess. Or if putting anonymous internet posters down is what floats your boat, you are not playing the game of life properly.

Two posters come to mind, that nearly always make consistent contributions to this board. The Captain and Hargow. I've never met either one. But they get it. And here's the thing. Honestly, Hargow's chicas are not my style. And from what I gather, Captain prefers skinnier girls than my preference. But who cares? They provide great intel. They are consistent sources of information. The Captain seems to enjoy helping a newbie. And then there are others that don't need to be named, whose sole purpose seems to be to argue and prove their dick is bigger on a message board.So if you appreciate Jinxx and he now realizes as indicated in a recent post that a certain Star Wars character just posts fantasies to entertain the bros, TomJackin wonders what took Jinxx so long to figure that out, Baxter calls out El Capitan de Bozo, Ctytek does the same, Juan Carter busts the chump posting a fake photo off the internet in a report, Phord does similar critiques and many others do the same, are we all missing the mark? I suppose the queen of lack of credibility in the Bozo's corner offsets that right? I think anyone with half a brain understands what's going on. Also, I don't think it's as much about you picking on Clam as it is him clowning you. Nice try.

[Captain Solo]

DCrist can really put some nuances into these arguments. The good bros should stand up and speak out against abusers in this forum.

A couple bullies in this forum really act out their ugliness against the bros over trivial issues. You can tell these guys did not have good upbringing, their parents awe likely abusive trash, and they never had much education. They are not contributing anything worthwhile in the forum, but act like they own it, and constantly abuse the bros. Quite a few of my wingmen are good, educated, upright people with good insights in Tijuana. They just shake their heads and decline to post their good info because they don't want to be abused by stupid low lifes.

Don't let the stupid bullies rule our playground. We play the way we like. If the stupid bullies get out of line, make sure you kick them in their little balls to teach them lessons that their trailer trash parents failed to teach them.

The Captain is absolutely right. It is comical how several posters use this forum as some very odd competition. I pick on Clammy a lot but the reason I do is because he feels there is some reward on being the most knowledgeable voice on a Mexican hooker board. Clammy is certainly not alone. This board is a great source of information. That is the purpose. If you use this forum to say you've banged the most chicas, paid the least, know more about completely useless crap regarding the inner workings of these bars, or claim to be the authority on rating chicas, you really need to self-assess. Or if putting anonymous internet posters down is what floats your boat, you are not playing the game of life properly.

Two posters come to mind, that nearly always make consistent contributions to this board. The Captain and Hargow. I've never met either one. But they get it. And here's the thing. Honestly, Hargow's chicas are not my style. And from what I gather, Captain prefers skinnier girls than my preference. But who cares? They provide great intel. They are consistent sources of information. The Captain seems to enjoy helping a newbie. And then there are others that don't need to be named, whose sole purpose seems to be to argue and prove their dick is bigger on a message board.

There is just an odd dynamic about these posters that argue and discuss things that don't matter. At times, it's comical. But in the long run, it is not healthy for this board. I've said it before and it bears repeating. The phrase YMMV applies to virtually everything in this hobby. My 10 might be your 7. People define good service differently. Another poster I really appreciate is Jinx. He provides a lot of intel, tells us his perspective and preferences, and doesn't assume everyone matches his style or game.

Just sad, as the Captain points out, that some of the best posters here are attacked for some really trivial crap.

[ScatManDoo]

Well said, great post. Capt. Is a great resource, for rest, Hk, Hotels and even the few street girls. I am not sure why anyone can find fault in this. This is his opinion and it does not have to always be correct, everyone makes mistakes.With his poor English skills, he often wrongly writes up his opinions as absolutes.

[ScatManDoo]

So if you appreciate Jinxx and he now realizes as indicated in a recent post that a certain Star Wars character just posts fantasies to entertain the bros, TomJackin wonders what took Jinxx so long to figure that out, Baxter calls out El Capitan de Bozo, Ctytek does the same, Juan Carter busts the chump posting a fake photo off the internet in a report, Phord does similar critiques and many others do the same, are we all missing the mark?No. But stupid people often attract other stupid people that, in social media, become fans and followers.

Look at the fools who still support Trump.

[Baxter Slade]

Just sad, as the Captain points out, that some of the best posters here are attacked for some really trivial crap.Going on an internet forum and falsely claiming someone died. Or stating someone is having underage sex should not be considered trivial. But then you do have to consider the source. Correct me if I'm wrong but arent you the same guy who claimed to be mugged by 6 well dressed men while visiting the zona?

About the only truth I can pull out of your post is there are some good posters on here, like Hargrow and Jinx. Ahhh poor Mr. Jinx, a guy who is boots on the ground doing serious research to help the members of this board out. I think he believed some of the captains wild tales. But eventually realized much of it is fiction.

In a way I feel sorry for the Captain, I'm pretty sure with all the babbling he does he does not even realize the difference between fiction, fantasy, fact, and reality. A good idea might be be for him to start a thread similar to penthouse forum. Where he can post all that crap about leaving hookers quivering with multiple orgasms. He he he. I mean afterall he has made it clear that he does make things up to entertain the bros. And if you are so concerned about things posted in this community, why are you not worried about newbees who join our community and take his fictional stories as gospel ?

There are some great posters on here like Tomjakin , Artisttyp , phordphan and SMD. But they seem to spend most of there time posting the good shit on the forums dedicated to Tijuana. Which if you were to pay attention to those sites you would have figured out it does not take them long to ban Capt Solo for all the misleading information he posts.

On a final note I will offer to buy Captain Solo a 200 peso SG of his choice if he changes his handle to Capt. Bullshit. And the same goes for that drama guy if he changes his name to Drama Queen.

And to bad there is not a like button on this forum. Ilovemexicans sure deserved a huge like for his brilliant analogy regarding the math students.

Bastard Face Out!

[Captain Solo]

Bastard Face is such ugly, stupid, he can't even get the ugliest putas excited, definitely never an orgasm.

A dog would not even fuck him. So he's jealous with everyone else.

Now he's confusing that DCrist was robbed by 7 dwarfs.

What a bunch of annoying stupid ugly assholes!

[Phordphan]

Going on an internet forum and falsely claiming someone died. Or stating someone is having underage sex should not be considered trivial. But then you do have to consider the source. Correct me if I'm wrong but arent you the same guy who claimed to be mugged by 6 well dressed men while visiting the zona?No, credit where credit is due. The muggee was the Dodgers Dude, and it wasn't just well dressed men, it was well dressed men AND women. LOL. He deserves a place alongside Sr. Star Wars in the Pantheon of Bull.

Oh, just in case anybody was wondering, the mods put me and Sr. Star Bores on "double secret probation," aka "permanent ignore" some years back due to flame wars. :D

[Baxter Slade]

Oh, just in case anybody was wondering, the mods put me and Sr. Star Bores on "double secret probation," akamanent ignore" some years back due to flame wars.Ignore? Does that mean you can no longer view his posts.

If so have you had a chance to thank the mods?

[Dcrist0527]

So if you appreciate Jinxx and he now realizes as indicated in a recent post that a certain Star Wars character just posts fantasies to entertain the bros, TomJackin wonders what took Jinxx so long to figure that out, Baxter calls out El Capitan de Bozo, Ctytek does the same, Juan Carter busts the chump posting a fake photo off the internet in a report, Phord does similar critiques and many others do the same, are we all missing the mark? I suppose the queen of lack of credibility in the Bozo's corner offsets that right? I think anyone with half a brain understands what's going on. Also, I don't think it's as much about you picking on Clam as it is him clowning you. Nice try.So to summarize, your argument is essentially 'I have more friends than you'? Ok, man. Thank you for proving the point. Even if that were the case, I just wonder what that trophy looks like. LOL.

Truthfully, I don't give a rat's ass about the politics on this board. It's trivial, juvenile, and telling. I spent 4 years in high school many years ago. If you choose to relive it, have at it.

[JohnReter335]

With his poor English skills, he often wrongly writes up his opinions as absolutes.LOL its seems insult.

[Ctytek]

The vast majority of us come to ISG to share solid and truthful info about Tijuana and other places. When certain someone's posts contain 60% of reasonably accurate info, and the remaining 40% are are embellishments and straight up bullshit. They should expect to be called out. And rightfully so. If you're going to make up BS. Don't post at all.

Same for the clown who whines in every other post about how he gets beaten and robbed, every time he steps his foot on Mexican soil.

Same for the third clown who posts essays of useless drivel arguing and nitpicking about his purported expertise in inner-workings of HKG ficha system, as if any of it matters to mongering.

Some may feel those posters are some great and invaluable forum resources. I don't. All they do is spread lies, nonsense, and mislead newbies. If anyone should be banned from this forum. It's those posters.

[Dcrist0527]

Correct me if I'm wrong but arent you the same guy who claimed to be mugged by 6 well dressed men while visiting the zona?Good God almighty! Here, I was thinking nothing a poster says can hurt me. But that cut me to the bone! LOL It doesn't get much worse for me than being confused with Dogers69.

Since you brought him up, he's the king of demonstrably false information. But the masses choose to gang up on Captain, who generally posts verifiably solid information.

As I've said, I have no dog in this fight. So have at it like cats and dogs. I'm speaking to everyone, not you Baxter. But if 80% of Captain's posts are informative, yet 80% of your posts are attacks on other posters, well, you need to evaluate priorities.

[Captain Solo]

I really don't give a shit what these stupid, ignorant, uneducated losers think of me and my friends. Whereas these stupid assholes constantly cut down people with lies and false accusations, try to puff themselves up at the costs of others, I believe in helping and encouraging people to grow to their maximum potentials in whatever they want to do and believe in. Hot sex and sweet girls happen to be our prime interest.

I have good friends all over the world with whom I share sexy funs every chance I have. Quite a few bros from other states and other countries have come to visit Tijuana and had good times with me and my wingmen. Some of my best friends for decades are mongering bros. We share the fun and lots of other things in life with one another.

I bring noobs to Tijuana just about every week. A lot of them were scared stiff, some have never gone outside the US, most speak no Spanish, but just after one or two trips with me they found the confidence to relax and enjoy their lives to the max with satisfaction in many ways at many different levels. These wingmen are mostly professionals, educated, successful and secured in their lives, lawyers, doctors, engineers, businessmen, professors ect, I have a lot of fun and get along much better with them than the stupid, low life, bitching losers in this forum. Some noobs were clever enough to get a lot more satisfaction out of Tijuana and the girls than I could, hot sex with pretty girls, realistic affection, long and all night sessions, BBFS, anal, GFEs, dating girls off the clock. It's good to see my wingmen have fun, excitement, sex, friendships, even instant love with hot girls hehe. We have a lot of fun together in every trip. Guys really look forward to hanging out together every opportunity they have, which are not easy for some due to personal circumstances. We would figure ways for them to sneak out from under the oppressive regimes to have a little exciting fun and hot sex. Sometimes the Captain does feel like the Oskar Schindler of So Cal hehe. The Captain cannot help if people like to hang out and have fun with him. We just have our fun and laugh at, stay way away from crude, stupid, ugly losers who are treated like shit everywhere they go.

I reported all my experiences truthfully and timely, good or bad. The noob wingmen even had better experiences, but they did not care to share them publicly with stupid, inadequate and insecured assholes who are always trying to break down others to make up for their own miserable losers' life. We cannot help that crude, stupid losers are treated like shit everywhere.

Bar girls, workers, managers and even Mexican civies follow posts in ISG. They try to put the posts and faces together, know who the good guys are vs. The ugly, stupid, useless assholes who jump at every chance to cut down others, puff themselves up shamelessly and generally abuse people in anonymous forums. More than one times in HK, groups of local partying guys and girls, mostly young people, would come over asking me if I was so and so in ISG and invited me over to party. I enjoyed their companies, had fun with them and just love their warm spirit of friendship.

I don't give a shit what a few stupid, ugly assholes think or do in this forum with their lies and manipulations. They can kiss my ass! People are smart enough to see right through their ridiculous stupidity and ugly jealousy. Just avoid them like shit!

It's good to be the Captain. Life is sweet and fun! Hehe.

[DramaFree11]

So to summarize, your argument is essentially 'I have more friends than you'? Ok, man. Thank you for proving the point. Even if that were the case, I just wonder what that trophy looks like. LOL.

Truthfully, I don't give a rat's ass about the politics on this board. It's trivial, juvenile, and telling. I spent 4 years in high school many years ago. If you choose to relive it, have at it.Great post. This guy and couple others are just pissed off at world. Tijuana, HK, MTY and Russia Rocks. Have fun, keep posting.

[DramaFree11]

I really don't give a shit what these stupid, ignorant, uneducated losers think of me and my friends. Whereas these stupid assholes constantly cut down people with lies and false accusations, try to puff themselves up at the costs of others, I believe in helping and encouraging people to grow to their maximum potentials in whatever they want to do and believe in. Hot sex and sweet girls happen to be our prime interest.

I have good friends all over the world with whom I share sexy funs every chance I have. Quite a few bros from other states and other countries have come to visit Tijuana and had good times with me and my wingmen. Some of my best friends for decades are mongering bros. We share the fun and lots of other things in life with one another...These guys are just jealous, they either do not have the game we do or the funds. They are correct my spelling and grammar sucks, but I know how to make money and have fun. You are correct you have helped several guys. I may not agree with everything you do, (Drinking / Driving), but I appreciate your reports.

[Dogers69]

Why's it so impossible for some guys to believe that a gringo can get mugged and choked out in 1 of the most dangerous cities in the world, technically the most dangerous 3 years running, a city with no criminal system for violence anyway. When I was mugged, it was 1 girl talking to me, 30 feet south of that newer parking garage, where the fatter girls stand around, drug dealers, food stands, as you walk up that block you turn left at the corner to get to the arch. Its a street everyone's walked on. I wasn't drinking, was only going to find a hotel at midnight after a normal date. I girl in dress asked me to have sex, I said no, she begged for a dollar, I grabbed a five out of my pocket, as I went to find the single I got surrounded by 3 more picking my pocket then 2 from behind 1 who choked me out, someone or the ground sliced my head open, they stole everything, right in front of dozen witnesses, passport, sweater, wallet phone. My money other than 30 was in shoes, I briefly spoke to policia but my head was covered in blood and in the 30 second wait for a taxi one of their goons who wasn't attacking me told me him and his friends would kill me if I spoke to police. He says this as I'm covered in blood. All of them speaking perfect English. Likely deported defiantly walking towards the clubs for a night dancing and drinking with gringos money. Hospital bill for 24 hours in san Diego was over 100 k before insurance. What a lot of Latino or Mexican people don't understand, is, a mugger like this crew is going to choose a gringo to attack 99 out of a 100 times because gringo isn't packing weapons, isn't going to call his people for retaliation. That's why some guys think Tijuana is safe because they aren't the one that would be targeted. In nyc nobody looks at me the mug they European travelers.

[LuvMexicanas]

So to summarize, your argument is essentially 'I have more friends than you'? Ok, man. Thank you for proving the point. Even if that were the case, I just wonder what that trophy looks like. LOL.

Truthfully, I don't give a rat's ass about the politics on this board. It's trivial, juvenile, and telling. I spent 4 years in high school many years ago. If you choose to relive it, have at it.Not friends. Your summarizing skills are horrible to disingenuous. I'm talking about so many people calling out the same embellishments or straight up bullshit from him. Not that mongering is science but in the scientific community, there is peer review to preserve integrity but that's not something I expect you to understand.

[LuvMexicanas]

Bastard Face is such ugly, stupid, he can't even get the ugliest putas excited, definitely never an orgasm.

A dog would not even fuck him. So he's jealous with everyone else.

Now he's confusing that DCrist was robbed by 7 dwarfs.

What a bunch of annoying stupid ugly assholes!Are you Benjamin Button style reverse ageing because the above is some eigth grade shit.

[Phordphan]

Ignore? Does that mean you can no longer view his posts.

If so have you had a chance to thank the mods?Correct. The only way I can see them is if somebody quotes him. And vice versa, although I'm pretty sure he uses a workaround to circumvent the block. I've seen evidence to support that.

[ScatManDoo]

Same for the third clown who posts essays of useless drivel arguing and nitpicking about his purported expertise in inner-workings of HKG ficha system, as if any of it matters to mongering.That third rate clown is fun to play with.

Like a 30 year old that still believes in Santa Claus.

[Captain Solo]

She was very beautiful. I never intended or said I took her up or did anything with her. The noob was in love with her. I saw he was hurting missing the opportunity, so I sent him back while we were waiting for valet t bring the car. He went back, got a lap dance and her phone number. This girl was worth pursuing. The pic was added at the last minute, not to impress the stupid, jealous assholes, but primarily to remind myself and the noob which girl we were looking for, as we deal with dozens girls every week in all these bars. I definitely remember adding a note before posting, that she looked like the girl in the pic. The note was apparently left out by the posting mechanism.

But the stupid, ugly assholes were always waiting for an opportunity to attack, quick to find faults and hasty to make make false accusations. This guy Juan Coksuker was quick to cut someone down to gratify his low life's ego. He acted like a thief in La merced, trying to steal someone else's honor. I just hate and despise liars and thieves. He was proud of and was always touting his CDMX escorts, posting pics of some ugliest and skankiest hardened hoes on earth, like they were special. He's just a ridiculous low life with low taste. I just laughed at him and avoided him with his stupid taste for years. Who would want fuck those ugly, hardened ghetto hoes, left alone pay them money? But Juan Coksuker did not know any better and was proud of them. DramaFree was straight and honest, went right out saying he would not fuck them for free. I would not even come near those ugly, skanky, hardened women. There are many girls in Tijuana, far nicer, younger, more beautiful, real girls, not fuck animals in Juan CokSukr's filthy, disgusting all-you-can-fuck dens with special Sunday discount.

I thought Juan Coksuker was a friend, but he showed his petty and ugly side. He's a low life, not a gentleman, not a friend. He PMed me saying he will leave the Tijuana thread. He made a mistake falsely accusing a poster of faking info, then he runs and hides like a coward. He should apologize in public like a gentleman. Then he may be forgiven.

Some low lifes in this site are just so stupid, ugly and nasty, like slimy snakes. By now the bros should know whom to stay away from.

The noob found a very beautiful girl with straight, shiny blonde hair cut in short bangs, pretty face, very feminine, lanky body with soft, smooth, sensuous, sexy shapes and curves with light soft skin. Man, she looked beautiful, feminine, and sexier than any model I have seen. He wanted her but she was doing lap dances for a guy at the next table. We were watching her and waited for her to finish with the guy but eventually we had to leave to check on the other bro to go home. Out on the street I could see the pain in his face, missing that beautiful girl, so I urged him to go back to get her phone number. He was hesitant. I told him if she was busy, just excuse himself and ask for her phone. The girls are there to hook guys and are always open to the next deals. He came back in, found her, got a lap dance with DFKs, her tel and a promise to hook up in the next trip. She said he looked like soccer star Bernardo and she liked him a lot. That girl looked so sweet, beautiful, feminine, lovable, worth pursuing. Damn. This noob did very well in his first trip.

She looked like this girl in the pic.

[LuvMexicanas]

Here just a few of the girls I am meeting up with. Text me if you do not believe and you need more data. I am doing pretty good for hanging out at my mom's bunker in MTY, wait suite.

These are all nice girls and normally I would not show there pictures, but I guess it is necessary.

Rog. You were lying on the other page and you are doing the same here. Get a life.Your proof is interesting to say the least. A photo of two random dressed people and a photo of a chick taking a mirror selfie. Like I said before Drama Queef, you're trying too hard to prove things, which is usually an indicator of someone trying to prove a lie. How about a photo of a naked chica in your room or on your bed? In other words, the kind of photo that's obvious the monger posting it is the one in the room who took. Kind of like the many I've posted in the Tijuana threads to your none.

[ScatManDoo]

Bastard Face is such ugly, stupid, he can't even get the ugliest putas excited, definitely never an orgasm.

A dog would not even fuck him. So he's jealous with everyone else.

Now he's confusing that DCrist was robbed by 7 dwarfs.

What a bunch of annoying stupid ugly assholes!I beats reading the fantasy that some 60 year-old wrinkled fart that smells like a foul, industrial chimney is turning on 20 year-old female hookers, making them wet and horny.

Hahahaha.

[Captain Solo]

Eight grade is definitely a step up and can teach a stupid, ugly bully with a 5th grade education a few good lessons, that his dumb, alcoholic trailer-trash parents failed to.

[Captain Solo]

DramaFree,

You are right these ugly retards are jealous that other bros have better times, got prettier girls, more affection and passion from them. I met guys with stupid, ugly attitudes and serious mental problems, may be caused by genetics, bad upbringing or abuses in their lives. If they act like stupid assholes and are treated like shit, then it's their own fault. There is not much anyone can do to help. Cannot teach sick old dogs new tricks.

You are straight and honest to come right out saying you would never fuck the ugly, skanky, tattooed, hardened CDMX hoes touted by Juan CokSukr. I tried not to laugh at and avoid his recommended escorts for years. He even trafficked a few of those sick fuck animals to Tijuana and tried to sell them to the bros. Don't think anyone was interested. He was stupid to show his ugly, lowlife nature. Quite a few guys in these anonymous forums are really sick, low down, abusive animals. When you find any indication, it's best to stay clear of them.

Don't worry about the ugly retards picking on your grammar or spelling. Keep posting your info's however and wherever you like. I want to read your reports. A few of my wingmen currently cannot go to Tijuana. They enjoy and monitor news of fun, sexy activities in Tijuana and of the girls and friends they made. Any info is better than putting up with stupid lies, ugly biitching and petty fighting by stupid, ugly retards.

Some of my wingmen had some fun and very interesting experiences in Tijuana. A few wingmen are seasoned mongers with deep ties to Tijuana and the Latin countries. They have good current intels and interesting stories to tell. I kept urging them to post their infos for everyone's benefits, even promised to fight for them if they are abused, but they are just disgusted with the worthless, illiterate, ugly assholes in this forum and declined to mingle with them.

I rate people on their sincerity, honesty, good wills and how much they care, help and have fun with people around them. The bros should know the few ugly, jealous retards in this forum to avoid.

[Dcrist0527]

Not friends. Your summarizing skills are horrible to disingenuous. I'm talking about so many people calling out the same embellishments or straight up bullshit from him. Not that mongering is science but in the scientific community, there is peer review to preserve integrity but that's not something I expect you to understand.You just continue to prove my point. You resort to insults, when you don't have a clue who you are talking to. Just as I and others have said. I could be the most intelligent man you'll ever meet or I can be a 3rd grade dropout. But clearly, facts aren't a priority. Whatever floats your boat, man.

[Captain Solo]

LuvMex,

These are the same sick, ugly, whining, biitching, illiterate losers working their retarded scientific peer review, more like bikers gang fighting, system.

[Captain Solo]

Drama,

If I were you I would stop wasting time and energy justifying myself with these stupid, ugly, lowlife assholes.

Just let them do their monkey show. Nobody gives a shit what they think or say. In fact, people would think they are just stupid, jealous assholes.

You don't have to prove yourself to them. Have fun with your chicas, friends and allies and just ignore the ugly assholes.

[Captain Solo]

Surprisingly good old guys do get young, pretty girl friends in Tijuana. I personally know a couple old guys in their 70's who have hot, young live-in GFs' 18, 19, 20. These young girls are sweet and sexy for them. They leave stray dogs and wild monkeys to the exclusive purveying of Scoopmanpoo, who tries ridiculously to romance them with cheap regalos.

If you know how to deal with young girls and treat them with decency, something Scoopmanpoo never learned, they can be very loving and passionate in and out of bed hehe.

[LuvMexicanas]

You just continue to prove my point. You resort to insults, when you don't have a clue who you are talking to. Just as I and others have said. I could be the most intelligent man you'll ever meet or I can be a 3rd grade dropout. But clearly, facts aren't a priority. Whatever floats your boat, man.I think El Capitan de Bozo has the market cornered on playground insults. You seem triggered snowflake and on tilt. Perhaps some cheese with your whine will settle you down clown.

[LuvMexicanas]

I beats reading the fantasy that some 60 year-old wrinkled fart that smells like a foul, industrial chimney is turning on 20 year-old female hookers, making them wet and horny.

Hahahaha.That's pretty funny SMD but the individual you're referring to caps off his posts with hehehe.

[DramaFree11]

Drama,

If I were you I would stop wasting time and energy justifying myself with these stupid, ugly, lowlife assholes.

Just let them do their monkey show. Nobody gives a shit what they think or say. In fact, people would think they are just stupid, jealous assholes.

You don't have to prove yourself to them. Have fun with your chicas, friends and allies and just ignore the ugly assholes.Correct I will address a few things and then move on. Funny thing, there are only a few guys that are actually meeting with girls at the moment and traveling to Mexico. Yet, guys are making up crazy stuff, and lying about me and others.

I had a great day at work, finished at lunch time. Took off for MTY, then I read all this craziness for the 3 amigos or Dumb and Dumber. These losers have been spreading lies about me and others for a couple weeks. I will address these losers in the next post. Rog, L. M. And Bax. Sl. I hardly ever read a post about them actually being with a girl. All they do is complain and make shit up.

I have a little map that they can follow along on my journeys to MTY today. Another interesting note, that know one took me up on my offer. They could have sent me a private message and I would have messaged them back, with my Whatsapp number, but they choose not to do this. Again make up crap about me and others.

I had dinner at S. Prime, I was stood up by one girl, but I contacted another girl on my drive to MTY she met me at the Rest, we had great time and then went back to the hotel, she just left. You losers can call and verify or better yet meet me there Monday or in 2 weeks. I will buy dinner for anybody but the 3 amigos.

[DramaFree11]

I want to address one thing about J. Carter, (AKA nice guy). This guy commenting on girls picture being fake is one of the most hypocritical thing I have ever read in my life. This guy post pictures of 4's-5's, with the occasional 6 mixed in. Why in the Hell would any guy fly to M. City for this. 2 Guys claim this guy is god. L. Mex. And Rog. Give me a break. Sign up for Tinder or just walk down the street*in Mexico and you can have that for free. Nice guys finish last, total B. S, what a joke.

Funny how how lies get exposed. I could never figured out Rog. And his Loser friends in Kiev. I am saying you can top out at 7, (If you are Lucky), and these idiots are claiming they are doings 7's above nightly (for $65-75), know way in Hell. They have formula's to justify everything. Another interesting thing they are asking everyone to refer girls to each other, you have never seen me to do this. Rog. , is saying how J. See. Is great example. Screw that I would rather watch a Porno, then bang any of his girls. As bad is J. See. Girls are, Rog. , loser friend Photo Sl. , is 10 time worse. , (Read His Posts, the only guy that is with 8's and above, nightly),* Funny thing, these guys were telling everyone how Moscow was too Hard, I was thriving there, why they were hanging out in Kiev. * *There is Zero comparison, Moscow Rocks and Kiev is average at best.

Rog. Says how dumb I am, but he refuse to ask a few simple questions1. Why was his post, flagged by the Admin, on the Kiev Page, (Deleted, because his loser friend was covering for the Ass.) 2. How many times was he actually in Kiev 3. When was the last time he was actually in Kiev These are very simple questions. I am happy to answer or give proof. He has another thing in common with the 3 amigos, he is never with a girl, even before Covid, but he always has excuse. He just asks for Referrals or complains.

L. Mex. This loser questions my pictures. Again, I said he could call me or Text me, never happened. He complains about me and others having fun. He makes up theses stupid ass rules up. He is jealous of me and others. I will post where ever I feel like. SA, HK, MTY, Moscow Rocks. Keep banging street girls, (Mad Respect for the guys that do this and do not talk crap, I give you guys credit) The girls in my pictures are my friends and lovers in MTY, I would never expose there face or name. Most are college educated and come for good families why would I want to jeopardize this.

Be. Sh. , again this looser claims me and other are lying and hanging out in the basement. Not sure I have read an actual report. Much easier to criticize others.

The sad part is either L. Mex. Or b. Sh. Could have just sent a simple text. But they just complain and lie. Rog, is a different story I would not talk to this loser, he lied, on 2 different pages, Tijuana / Kiev so he can take a flying leap and go hang out with loser friends J. C. / Photo Slid, I am sure I am forgetting others.

[DramaFree11]

Can not this up.

[DramaFree11]

Your proof is interesting to say the least. A photo of two random dressed people and a photo of a chick taking a mirror selfie. Like I said before Drama Queef, you're trying too hard to prove things, which is usually an indicator of someone trying to prove a lie. How about a photo of a naked chica in your room or on your bed? In other words, the kind of photo that's obvious the monger posting it is the one in the room who took. Kind of like the many I've posted in the Tijuana threads to your none.Why you are doing this I will never understand, you could have just sent me a text. Way too easy. You will be real surprised who is lying, not Me or Capt. And few others. There are 3 people lying, Rog, b. Sh and you. There are also a couple guys that are just delusional, but honestly they are more believable then you and your 2 buddies, +J. C.

[LuvMexicanas]

I want to address one thing about J. Carter, (AKA nice guy). This guy commenting on girls picture being fake is one of the most hypocritical thing I have ever read in my life. This guy post pictures of 4's-5's, with the occasional 6 mixed in. Why in the Hell would any guy fly to M. City for this. 2 Guys claim this guy is god. L. Mex. And Rog. Give me a break. Sign up for Tinder or just walk down the street*in Mexico and you can have that for free. Nice guys finish last, total B. S, what a joke.

Funny how how lies get exposed. I could never figured out Rog. And his Loser friends in Kiev. I am saying you can top out at 7, (If you are lucky), and these idiots are claiming they are doings 7's above nightly (for $65-75), know way in Hell. They have formula's to justify everything. Another interesting thing they are asking everyone to refer girls to each other, you have never seen me to do this. Rog. , is saying how J. See. Is great example. Screw that I would rather watch a Porno, then bang any of his girls. As bad is J. C. Girls are, Rog. , loser friend Photo Sl. , is 10 time worse. , (Read His Posts, the only guy that is with 8's and above, nightly),* Funny thing, these guys were telling everyone how Moscow was too Hard, I was thriving there, why they were hanging out in Kiev. There is Zero comparison, Moscow Rocks and Kiev is average at best. .Do you enjoy lying or do you have a reading comprehension problem? Street girls? Did one years ago and haven't since. Cruised the Zona my last three trips with Jinxx who loves them which is great, but anyone who knows me knows I'm an escort guy. And no one asked for face or name Drama Queef, that's you inserting something no one ever raised.

[DramaFree11]

Can not this up.First part of the journey, from Austin to MTY.

[LuvMexicanas]

Why you are doing this I will never understand, you could have just sent me a text. Way too easy. You will be real surprised who is lying, not Me or Capt. And few others. There are 3 people lying, Rog, b. Sh and you. There are also a couple guys that are just delusional, but honestly they are more believable then you and your 2 buddies, +J. C.PM me your number and I will text you. If not, your bluff has been called. No one on these threads has ever accused me of manufacturing posts. The reason is simple. Mongers know mongers and can easily tell apart a guy who's been where he says he's been and done the things he says he's done. The fact that others have ridiculed your posts and it's not just Rog. In particular, whoever posted you'd never left your mom's basement, that was comedic gold. But I digress so back to the point. The only thing I've called you out on is your odd need to post about MTY over and over outside that thread, and that you're trying too hard in some posts.

[DramaFree11]

Do you enjoy lying or do you have a reading comprehension problem? Street girls? Did one years ago and haven't since. Cruised the Zona my last three trips with Jinxx who loves them which is great, but anyone who knows me knows I'm an escort guy. And no one asked for face or name Drama Queef, that's you inserting something no one ever raised.Keep making excuses and lying. While others are actually with girls.

[DramaFree11]

PM me your number and I will text you. If not, your bluff has been called. No one on these threads has ever accused me of manufacturing posts. The reason is simple. Mongers know mongers and can easily tell apart a guy who's been where he says he's been and done the things he says he's done. The fact that others have ridiculed your posts and it's not just Rog. In particular, whoever posted you'd never left your mom's basement, that was comedic gold. But I digress so back to the point. The only thing I've called you out on is your odd need to post about MTY over and over outside that thread, and that you're trying too hard in some posts.The number has been sent we will quickly know who is telling the truth. Again you quoting 2 losers, you might want to upgrade your references.

[Elvis 2008]

Keep making excuses and lying. While others are actually with girls.DF, I would say just quit with these guys.

LuvMexicans is a judger. He says all the women on SA are working girls just so he can justify being cheap and not spending a $100 a month. JC is in the same boat. After I was posting about SA women in the DF escorts forum, he instructed a moderator to give me points. He said we don't need people cluttering up that forum like he owned it. The funny thing is he said what I posted did not help other members even after I posted about SA women that were not my cup of tea but who other guys might like. No, what I posted did not help HIM because he was too cheap to get a SA membership. He was helpful at first but when I did not go for the ugly women he was promoting, he got nasty.

These guys say post on the SA forum, but you and I both know that women on SA are different from city to city. In the USA, I have not had a meeting where price was not discussed upfront. In Colombia, I have had several encounters where there was no transaction. These guys are bending all over themselves trying to say all the women are working girls. I would ask how can they be working girls when I have not paid anything? Time after time, I have met women and the first thing the women do is take down their profile. Do escorts do that?

Only thing a guy like LuvMexcians can say is that I am full of shit or a SA shill when the truth he is just such a loser he cannot believe it and insists that the forum change to meet his beliefs. The sugar baby model changed a lot of things but these guys are saying, "No, you HAVE to use the old way. We the alphas are not going to change. "

DonCarlos has had a more mature approach. I met him in Colombia. He is older like me, and he said something that I should have said all along. He would show me his SA babes and said that people cannot believe I have women this young and who look this good and who are crazy about me. That said it all. I just realized right then and there to give it up. People cannot believe that women 30 years younger than me are in love with me.

I have four Colombian and one Mexican woman who write me all the time and tell me they love me. Not every SA encounter is better than an escort but in most cases it is not even close. My last trip I met a Colombian who gets stares every time we went out that was barebacking me soon after we met. Hell, she fucked me in the pool in Bogota and five other times that day. She would have stayed all night if I wanted and not once asked for a dime.

I know you are real, and I know guys like LuvMexicans are full of it. He is trying to prove he has it all figured out when he has been missing out on the biggest gold rush of pussy there has ever been. Leave it alone. Just say he is "smarter" and "more alpha" than you and let it go. There is no point in having a discussion with someone who thinks he knows it all. The best revenge on a guy like that is living a better life.

Both of these guys will get on SA or one of its clones and deny saying bad shit about the sugar baby model 2 or 3 years from now.

[Dcrist0527]

I think El Capitan de Bozo has the market cornered on playground insults. You seem triggered snowflake and on tilt. Perhaps some cheese with your whine will settle you down clown.Don't flatter yourself. You lack the importance to trigger me. Not sure what you your deal is with me. Frankly, I don't care. But the irony of your post is lost on you. "Oh, the Captain loves his insults" Then you drop the whine and cheese line? Hahaha. Maybe some day we can up our insult game and get on that level.

I'm done with you.

[DramaFree11]

PM me your number and I will text you. If not, your bluff has been called. No one on these threads has ever accused me of manufacturing posts. The reason is simple. Mongers know mongers and can easily tell apart a guy who's been where he says he's been and done the things he says he's done. The fact that others have ridiculed your posts and it's not just Rog. In particular, whoever posted you'd never left your mom's basement, that was comedic gold. But I digress so back to the point. The only thing I've called you out on is your odd need to post about MTY over and over outside that thread, and that you're trying too hard in some posts.Number was given and he screwed up as usual. He and his loser friends have more then enough that I am real. What a joke, I would never be this guys friend.

[LuvMexicanas]

DF, I would say just quit with these guys.

LuvMexicans is a judger. He says all the women on SA are working girls just so he can justify being cheap and not spending a $100 a month. JC is in the same boat. After I was posting about SA women in the DF escorts forum, he instructed a moderator to give me points. He said we don't need people cluttering up that forum like he owned it. The funny thing is he said what I posted did not help other members even after I posted about SA women that were not my cup of tea but who other guys might like. No, what I posted did not help HIM because he was too cheap to get a SA membership. He was helpful at first but when I did not go for the ugly women he was promoting, he got nasty.

These guys say post on the SA forum, but you and I both know that women on SA are different from city to city. In the USA, I have not had a meeting where price was not discussed upfront. In Colombia, I have had several encounters where there was no transaction. These guys are bending all over themselves trying to say all the women are working girls. I would ask how can they be working girls when I have not paid anything? Time after time, I have met women and the first thing the women do is take down their profile. Do escorts do that?

Only thing a guy like LuvMexcians can say is that I am full of shit or a SA shill when the truth he is just such a loser he cannot believe it and insists that the forum change to meet his beliefs. The sugar baby model changed a lot of things but these guys are saying, "No, you HAVE to use the old way. We the alphas are not going to change. ".Sooo, Elvis conveniently left out the part where the Admin, yes a moderator, stepped in and educated him to correct his warped definition of what a hooker is and isn't. Check the admin's Central Mexico DF Escorts July 12 post to see for yourself. Elvis is still so butthurt from that he's trolling me now. Weak.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3368-D.-F.-Escorts/page11

[LuvMexicanas]

Number was given and he screwed up as usual. He and his loser friends have more then enough that I am real. What a joke, I would never be this guys friend.Yeah, DramaFree (now there's a contradiction in terms) PM'd me a number to an irrigation and landscaping company and of course bragged that it's one of many companies he owns. Whatever. He then said to send him a message on Whatsapp and he will verify his location that he's in MTY. WTF. I was about to WhatsApp him until his idiotic off point message, but it's pointless because like a woman losing an argument, he can't stay on point. I have never accused him of not going to or being in MTY so what would verifying his location accomplish? Nothing. I'm sure he goes down there. What does he do down there? I really don't care as I just asked that he talk about MTY on that thread but if basic thread organization is too much for him, so be it.

[DramaFree11]

Sooo, Elvis conveniently left out the part where the Admin, yes a moderator, stepped in and educated him to correct his warped definition of what a hooker is and isn't. Check the admin's Central Mexico DF Escorts July 12 post to see for yourself. Elvis is still so butthurt from that he's trolling me now. Weak.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3368-D.-F.-Escorts/page11Kind of like the Admin stepped in to help Rog. You real need better friends and role models, as many others have said.

[Member #4722]

Will be conducting a full audit of DramaFree post history in the coming weeks. Will post all the proof of his lies and hypocrisy in this thread and will no longer post about him after. Will only post the results of my audit whenever he post lies of hyperbole.

[Elvis 2008]

Sooo, Elvis conveniently left out the part where the Admin, yes a moderator, stepped in and educated him to correct his warped definition of what a hooker is and isn't.
Here is what you are talking about.


If a woman won't fuck you unless she's getting some kind of remuneration IMHO she's a prostitute.

This isn't a ruling, it's my opinion.You are so dense that you think one person having the same opinion as yours makes it fact.

We are playing a new game, and you guys keep insisting it is the same one.

I used to wonder why that is but now I could care less.

That is all I was telling DF. Considering what your definition of fact is, I do not give a damn what you think.

[Jinxx]

I can coroborate LuvMex claims he's not into street girls. We've passed through the alley multiple times and he never seemed interested in the door girls. Each time I found a street girl I couldn't resist he would go wait for me at the taco stand.

Me on the other hand I'm addicted to door girls. I don't know why I love banging door girls so much. I think because it's just so freakin easy. It's almost like point and click pussy, instant gratification. I see a hot chica that gives me an instant boner, I say Hi I'm Jinxx, 60 seconds later my cock's in her mouth. That shit literally NEVER gets old.

[DramaFree11]

I can coroborate LuvMex claims he's not into street girls. We've passed through the alley multiple times and he never seemed interested in the door girls.

Me on the other hand I'm addicted to door girls. I don't know why I love banging door girls so much. I think because it's just so freakin easy. It's almost like point and click pussy. I see a hot chica that gives me an instant boner, I say Hi I'm Jinxx, 60 seconds later my cock's in her mouth. That shit literally NEVER gets old.I stand correct, maybe he can work on getting along with others. Great post, not my thing, but good for you.

[TomJackin]

I say Hi I'm Jinxx, 60 seconds later my cock's in her mouth. I tried that several times in San Diego; apparently there is a law against that.

[Lefeu]

...Me on the other hand I'm addicted to door girls. I don't know why I love banging door girls so much. I think because it's just so freakin easy. It's almost like point and click pussy, instant gratification. I see a hot chica that gives me an instant boner, I say Hi I'm Jinxx, 60 seconds later my cock's in her mouth. That shit literally NEVER gets old.The same here. I like street girls and I am slowly getting addicted to them.

[LuvMexicanas]

The same here. I like street girls and I am slowly getting addicted to them.Yet street girls are below drama queen who connected me with loving them with no factual basis in two posts in a pejorative manner as if they're beneath him. Arrogant mongers like him have no place in the game as does his little pussy friend Elvira. It's your dick, money and time but they mock the guys picking up street girls. What a joke. Even the moderator had to chime in to check Elvira's simpy ass. I'd love for them to come to Tijuana as opposed to posting behind the safety of their keyboard without putting their delicate feet on the ground like the little concubines they are. All mongers out there, please let me know if you see either wussbag in Tijuana so I can buy them a beer. Same goes for Solo and Dcrist too.

[DramaFree11]

Yet street girls are below drama queen who connected me with loving them with no factual basis in two posts in a pejorative manner as if they're beneath him. Arrogant mongers like him have no place in the game as does his little pussy friend Elvira. It's your dick, money and time but they mock the guys picking up street girls. What a joke. Even the moderator had to chime in to check Elvira's simpy ass. I'd love for them to come to Tijuana as opposed to posting behind the safety of their keyboard without putting their delicate feet on the ground like the little concubines they are. Anyone who's met me knows they'd be terrified little girls if they ever met me in person. They're little brave keyboard warriors and nothing more. All mongers out there, please let me know if you see either wussbag in Tijuana so I can buy them a beer. Same goes for Solo and Dcrist too.Dude you are fighting with the guys that actually write reports and have game. Whatever! You verified me and you screwed that up like everything else.

I want everyone to succeed, get a lot of girls make money, and be happy. You want everyone to fail and argue about the smallest detial. Again the guys that you hold in high esteem are, just not good examples, I am sorry. * *I could care less, if guys like Street Girls, whatever makes guys happy. Not my thing, but all good.

I have to go to work, as you verified, I have a business to run and meeting with girls in MTY today, but you forgot to mention all this, instead you just argue and make shit up.

[LuvMexicanas]

Here is what you are talking about.

You are so dense that you think one person having the same opinion as yours makes it fact.

We are playing a new game, and you guys keep insisting it is the same one.

I used to wonder why that is but now I could care less.

That is all I was telling DF. Considering what your definition of fact is, I do not give a damn what you think.Stop cherry picking snippets and go back under your bridge troll. Anyone who clicked the link in my report knows you got schooled. The moderator was simply being nice about it by extending courtesy to a senior member. I'm still in disbelief that you were butthurt enough to troll me 6 months later completely out of the blue. If your butt still hurts, they have something for that: Preparation H. Apply liberally and in your case you might require the entire tube.

[MarksOfMagic]

The same here. I like street girls and I am slowly getting addicted to them.Once I get over my addiction of single action door girls, I'm moving onto 2 street girl threesomes. Only tried once and it was pretty lame since they were a bit timid with each other. I still have to find the perfect 2. They both have to work at the same wall. I imagine banging 2 of my fav street girls at the same time. But they work a couple hotels from each other. The best threesomes are girls who are friends. Street girls are the best bang for your buck.

[DramaFree11]

Will be conducting a full audit of DramaFree post history in the coming weeks. Will post all the proof of his lies and hypocrisy in this thread and will no longer post about him after. Will only post the results of my audit whenever he post lies of hyperbole.Scoreboard as always, and yes my spelling / grammar sucks.

Great, ask Luv Mexican he can verify that I am in MTY, at the moment. Better yet ask him to post our text message, it shows just how crazy he is, then he tried to be my friend. Hell No.

How can you not answer any of the 3 questions I asked you, just not difficult, very easy. Ask Photo Sl. He is full crap he can verity you activity. Better yet ask J. Cart another winner. The 3 amigo, plus Photo Sl.

[DramaFree11]

Yeah, DramaFree (now there's a contradiction in terms) PM'd me a number to an irrigation and landscaping company and of course bragged that it's one of many companies he owns. Whatever. He then said to send him a message on Whatsapp and he will verify his location that he's in MTY. WTF. I was about to WhatsApp him until his idiotic off point message, but it's pointless because like a woman losing an argument, he can't stay on point. I have never accused him of not going to or being in MTY so what would verifying his location accomplish? Nothing. I'm sure he goes down there. What does he do down there? I really don't care as I just asked that he talk about MTY on that thread but if basic thread organization is too much for him, so be it.Post the conversation, no problem.

[DramaFree11]

Will be conducting a full audit of DramaFree post history in the coming weeks. Will post all the proof of his lies and hypocrisy in this thread and will no longer post about him after. Will only post the results of my audit whenever he post lies of hyperbole.This is funny, I hope you do audit all my posts. You will see who real knows Kiev and who is lying. I was actually there around 40 times and lived there 3 times. I left because it sucked ass and I was bored out of my mind. Again why would pay to be with ugly girls, something you and others are very good at. You forget when you where claiming that you were in Kiev, I was in Moscow. You do not believe lets' take a trip and you can meet some of my friends. I was hanging out with locals, business owners and models. You were hanging out with J. Cart. And Photo Sl. Give me a break, answer the 3 questions. Research your buddies post, and then tell me who is lying.

[LuvMexicanas]

Scoreboard as always, and yes my spelling / grammar sucks.

Great, ask Luv Mexican he can verify that I am in MTY, at the moment. Better yet ask him to post our text message, it shows just how crazy he is, then he tried to be my friend. Hell No.

How can you not answer any of the 3 questions I asked you, just not difficult, very easy. Ask Photo Sl. He is full crap he can verity you activity. Better yet ask J. Cart another winner. The 3 amigo, plus Photo Sl.What? I tried to be your friend? Are you high? I never verified you were in MTY. Drama Queef, I've finally discovered the issue with you. You are completely delusional.

[LuvMexicanas]

Post the conversation, no problem.Drama Queef: sent a phone number.

Me: that number belongs to an irrigation and landscaping company.

DQ: Send me a message on Whatsapp and I will verify my location. We will be done. Stop playing your stupid games. I am in MTY now. Just not that hard.

Me: You know what, I was about to WhatsApp you until you sent this idiotic off point message. I now see it's pointless because you continue to argue what you want to vs. Staying on point. I have never accused you of not going to or being in MTY so what would verifying your location accomplish? Nothing. I'm sure you do go down there. What you do down there? I really don't care just asked that you talk about MTY on that thread but if basic thread organization is too much for you, so be it.

Then we exchanged vulgar pleasantries.

He's obsessed with me verifying he's in MTY. Odd right and I have no idea why. Maybe another poster's Drama has never left his mom's basement comment cut him deep. Either way, he needs help and all the real mongers on the Tijuana threads know he's a clown.

[LuvMexicanas]

Dude you are fighting with the guys that actually write reports and have game. Whatever! You verified me and you screwed that up like everything else.

I want everyone to succeed, get a lot of girls make money, and be happy. You want everyone to fail and argue about the smallest detial. Again the guys that you hold in high esteem are, just not good examples, I am sorry. * *I could care less, if guys like Street Girls, whatever makes guys happy. Not my thing, but all good.

I have to go to work, as you verified, I have a business to run and meeting with girls in MTY today, but you forgot to mention all this, instead you just argue and make shit up.You are completely crazy. I didn't verify you. You asked me to post our PM chat so it will be going up soon then people can see the truth and see just how delusional you are. You lump yourself in with guys who write reports as if you're one of us but you're not. Maybe you do in some other thread I never read.

[Captain Solo]

Drama,

Who gives a shit who these stupid guys are or what they say or do. These guys are so stupid, they really think they are important. They really believe their own stupid shit. It's comical! Hehe.

LuvMutt ran out of reason or words to defend his petty issues, so he's threatening the bros with muscles like the lowliest street thugs.

Just ignore them and stay way from these lowlife mental cases!

[Skwscrod]

Man,

Who else misses the good old days when this was a forum about being shook down by the policia, or shorted top shelf booze, or maybe being attacked by midgets with dildos because you walked down the wrong alley?

[DramaFree11]

Drama Queef: sent a phone number.

Me: that number belongs to an irrigation and landscaping company.

DQ: Send me a message on Whatsapp and I will verify my location. We will be done. Stop playing your stupid games. I am in MTY now. Just not that hard.

Me: You know what, I was about to WhatsApp you until you sent this idiotic off point message. I now see it's pointless because you continue to argue what you want to vs. Staying on point. I have never accused you of not going to or being in MTY so what would verifying your location accomplish? Nothing. I'm sure you do go down there. What you do down there? I really don't care just asked that you talk about MTY on that thread but if basic thread organization is too much for you, so be it.

Then we exchanged vulgar pleasantries.

He's obsessed with me verifying he's in MTY. Odd right and I have no idea why. Maybe another poster's Drama has never left his mom's basement comment cut him deep. Either way, he needs help and all the real mongers on the Tijuana threads know he's a clown.Dude you, left out details, you are crazy.

[DramaFree11]

You are completely crazy. I didn't verify you. You asked me to post our PM chat so it will be going up soon then people can see the truth and see just how delusional you are. You lump yourself in with guys who write reports as if you're one of us but you're not. Maybe you do in some other thread I never read.Dude you truly are Dumb Ass. You have spent the last couple of weeks slamming me and others, then you suddenly want to be nice and be my friend, no way in Hell. You make Rog, P.S, J see. Look like Rocket Scientist and that is real hard to do. I just finished a nice Dinner at S. Prime and I am waiting for a for hot chick, something you know nothing about.

[LuvMexicanas]

Drama,

Who gives a shit who these stupid guys are or what they say or do. These guys are so stupid, they really think they are important. They really believe their own stupid shit. It's comical! Hehe.

LuvMutt ran out of reason or words to defend his petty issues, so he's threatening the bros with muscles like the lowliest street thugs.

Just ignore them and stay way from these lowlife mental cases!You should not use the word "believe" in a sentence like ever. You are the butt of all jokes. You have zero credibility with the veteran posters on the Tijuana threads. The fake photo you included in a report was simply the cherry on top and please stop with the revisionist history posts after the fact. Your original report you included the fake photo with did not include the caveat you included in reposting that shit report over and over.

[Dcrist0527]

Yet street girls are below drama queen who connected me with loving them with no factual basis in two posts in a pejorative manner as if they're beneath him. Arrogant mongers like him have no place in the game as does his little pussy friend Elvira. It's your dick, money and time but they mock the guys picking up street girls. What a joke. Even the moderator had to chime in to check Elvira's simpy ass. I'd love for them to come to Tijuana as opposed to posting behind the safety of their keyboard without putting their delicate feet on the ground like the little concubines they are. All mongers out there, please let me know if you see either wussbag in Tijuana so I can buy them a beer. Same goes for Solo and Dcrist too.Just missed me. Spent the last 3 days there. I'll take a rain check.

[Dcrist0527]

Man,

Who else misses the good old days when this was a forum about being shook down by the policia, or shorted top shelf booze, or maybe being attacked by midgets with dildos because you walked down the wrong alley?Amen. (And a woman) I'm pretty much done with this board. There are some real losers here. I have better things to do than listen to the endless drama that a few guys stir up here. First it was Clammy's need for his crown of strip club genius. But I will say, despite all of his tirades, he adds value and intel to this board regularly.

Then there is LuvMex. I have heard nothing but personal attacks from him for weeks now. A few on me, which, I don't understand. Not sure how I provoked him, but whatever. He doesn't seem to understand his opinions just don't matter. As Captain pointed out, he wants to seem tough. A real keyboard warrior.

Seriously, though, I'm taking a break from this board. It's been invaluable for quite a while. Now, it is just intolerable with the 4th grade insults.

Hope everyone gets laid and calms the hell down.

[Captain Solo]

Nobody gives a shit if your friend LuvMutt prefers street girls or not.

The guy is a street thug, probably "dates" his neighbors' dogs a few times a week RUFF RUFF. Real high-class, meaningful conversations there, boy!

[LuvMexicanas]

Dude you, left out details, you are crazy.Yes, I did. The lunatic sent me three PMs in a span of 15 minutes. First PM called me a dumbass and that he owns several companies. Second in alignment with his bragging included a link to another company he owns. Third PM simply said "waiting". There you have it all the details.

[DramaFree11]

Capt. / Elvis Great advice time to move on from L. Mex. We have real girls to meet and actual jobs. This guy will not stop, everyone knows he is lying. Time to move on. As he knows I have 2 businesses to run and girls to meet, but he conveniently leaves out these details. He was too busy trying to verify my phone number, instead of actually sending a message. Who cares about pictures, Capt. Is simply trying to help people you could take a lesson from some of us. Again you are researching the wrong guys. Research Rog and his loser friend Photo Sl. Get a life, who needs friends like you.

[Captain Solo]

What do you expect in an anonymous board? There are all kinds of people here. A few guys are really stupid, rough, social rejects, even psychotic.

ISG is probably the only credential they have for their sorry lives. They probably frame their ISG doctorate degrees and hang them in their truck cab hehe.

[CheckMate1]

This would be a more appropriate name for this thread.

I've been amused, but highly disappointed in this thread lately. In other "stupid. " threads, there's humorous anecdotes about personal misfortunes and unusual quirks of the area. We have devolved into personal insults, who's wallet is bigger, who said what (honestly, nobody cares), and just plain anger.

I won't ever tell you what to do, how to post, or who to believe. However, I believe these are some basic understandigs in any particular thread that will help us all.

1. If the thread is "Stupid Shit in Tijuana" - keep it germaine to "Tijuana". If you like to have one in your city, create a new thread and share there.

2. Calling someone stupid, thug or other derogatory names and insults will result in further escalation and distrust.

3. MOST reports are embellished, don't take it as gospel. Enjoy the fantastic stories and take away some underlying nuggets that you can use in your next outing.

If you start seeing the same kind of postings (over and over again), you can ignore the poster (s) and read from other posters. If a tip didn't work, report about how you went about working that tip. Sometimes, it is just a matter of YMMV situation, or the approach is slightly different.

I will continue to read this thread because I believe there are tons of good information that will be provided going forward.

[LuvMexicanas]

This would be a more appropriate name for this thread.

I've been amused, but highly disappointed in this thread lately. In other "stupid. " threads, there's humorous anecdotes about personal misfortunes and unusual quirks of the area. We have devolved into personal insults, who's wallet is bigger, who said what (honestly, nobody cares), and just plain anger.

I won't ever tell you what to do, how to post, or who to believe. However, I believe these are some basic understandigs in any particular thread that will help us all.

1. If the thread is "Stupid Shit in Tijuana" - keep it germaine to "Tijuana". If you like to have one in your city, create a new thread and share there.

2. Calling someone stupid, thug or other derogatory names and insults will result in further escalation and distrust.

3. MOST reports are embellished, don't take it as gospel. Enjoy the fantastic stories and take away some underlying nuggets that you can use in your next outing.

If you start seeing the same kind of postings (over and over again), you can ignore the poster (s) and read from other posters. If a tip didn't work, report about how you went about working that tip. Sometimes, it is just a matter of YMMV situation, or the approach is slightly different.

I will continue to read this thread because I believe there are tons of good information that will be provided going forward.Great post. Totally agree on keeping posts Germaine to Tijuana. [Deleted by Admin]

[LuvMexicanas]

Capt. / Elvis Great advice time to move on from L. Mex. We have real girls to meet and actual jobs. This guy will not stop, everyone knows he is lying. Time to move on. As he knows I have 2 businesses to run and girls to meet, but he conveniently leaves out these details. He was too busy trying to verify my phone number, instead of actually sending a message. Who cares about pictures, Capt. Is simply trying to help people you could take a lesson from some of us. Again you are researching the wrong guys. Research Rog and his loser friend Photo Sl. Get a life, who needs friends like you.Friends? Why do you keep saying that? As far as you lying about our PMs regarding me trying to be your friend (yeah right), I do need to correct an earlier post I did: he actually sent me 6 PMs to my 2. I originally said 5 but I missed one. And to reiterate, 3 PMs in a span of less than 15 minutes. Can you say stalker?

[DramaFree11]

Friends? Why do you keep saying that? As far as you lying about our PMs regarding me trying to be your friend (yeah right), I do need to correct an earlier post I did: he actually sent me 6 PMs to my 2. I originally said 5 but I missed one. And to reiterate, 3 PMs in a span of less than 15 minutes. Can you say stalker?And, Yes all the girls from SA, totally amazing experience. You should try to have fun like myself, Capt, Elvis and others.

[Captain Solo]

You should not quit now just because a few stupid thugs rough up and push people around.

This is the time you should stick around to make sure truths and fairness prevail against crude shitheads who threaten others with their muscles.

Besides you can't leave your sweetheart Corema / Darlene all lonely.

[LuvMexicanas]

And, Yes all the girls from SA, totally amazing experience. You should try to have fun like myself, Capt, Elvis and others.Yep and wherever you decide to have fun, I hope you fill that city's thread with tons of reports.

[Dcrist0527]

You should not quit now just because a few stupid thugs rough up and push people around.

This is the time you should stick around to make sure truths and fairness prevail against crude shitheads who threaten others with their muscles.

Besides you can't leave your sweetheart Corema / Darlene all lonely.LOL I said I'm taking a break from the drama of this board. I didn't say I'd take a break from mujeres. Haha I have not seen Corema lately. I hope she is well. It's been even longer since I sessioned with her. The last two times I've seen her, I've just given her a nice tip while she was on the streets. She is a sweet girl and just doesn't have the personality to really succeed in that world. I'll send you my first name in a PM so if you see her, please tell her I said Hello,.

You're right. Taking a break does feel like I'm allowing the ignorant people to win. Perhaps a better approach is just ignoring ignorance. That's easier said than done. But engaging with them only emboldens them. They gain some sense of credibility that is clearly unwarranted. So I suppose I'll commit to laughing at their limited mental capacity and their obviously stunted social capabilities. I do hope this board moves past this stupid shit, especially for the sake of the newbies. I don't have decades of experiences. My Tijuana experience is limited to the last 6 years. But I believe I probably have more experience particularly over the last 3 years than some of those decades long Tijuana vets. Regardless, the value of this board is sharing experiences and opinions. 99% of the problems on this board are due to know it all claiming that their experiences are the only possibility. We'd all be much better off sharing our experiences and recognizing the age old adage, YMMV.

[DramaFree11]

You should not quit now just because a few stupid thugs rough up and push people around.

This is the time you should stick around to make sure truths and fairness prevail against crude shitheads who threaten others with their muscles.

Besides you can't leave your sweetheart Corema / Darlene all lonely.Yep, hang in there. Your reports are very positive and informative.

[Baxter Slade]

Agreed. I notice a LOT of wasted energy on these Tijuana boards by (presumably) grown-ass men arguing over stupid, petty shit. Much more so than the other Tijuana forums I read occasionally. These boards should be about sharing information. Some info certainly more solid than others. So can personally appreciate anyone attempting in good faith to provide helpful info, even if I disagree with it or find it to be poorly written, etc. Good points Brother. Once again you do not have all those problems on those other boards (it does not take them long to ban the captain) . I actually don't mind all the bickering over here as long as it is related to Tijuana and chicas. Way to much covid talk at those other sites.

The biggest problem over here is the Captain cluttering up these threads with all his fiction and fantasies. I'm sure there are some who would like to believe what he posts, but its just a disservice to new members who may assume what he blabs is the truth. I don't even mind reading his crap. Hey sometimes he even mixes in some excellent information. Only one time years ago did he actually post that the things he posts are not real just stuff to entertain the bros. A solution might be for him to post a disclaimer like that on everything he posts or just start a thread called Tijuana fantasies where he can post all his bullshit.

I'm really not sure what is wrong with that guy. KC writes one of the best trip reports on this site and the Captain calls him KC cookie, not sure what that is all about. While my profession is brain surgeon, maybe if I was a psychologist I could figure this guy out.

Bastard face OUT!

(Disclaimer) I'm really not a brain surgeon. Just trying to entertain the bros. He he he.

[Captain Solo]

Drama,

These guys are crude, ignorant lowlifes, they can't even get me to get mad at them.

Just ignore them.

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[Jackie888]

I think that most of what Solo posted from his experience is pretty accurate. While I may disagree with some of his opinions, I am unsure why people are so bent out of shape when they come to a different conclusion than Solo.

[LuvMexicanas]

Good points Brother. Once again you do not have all those problems on those other boards (it does not take them long to ban the captain) . I actually don't mind all the bickering over here as long as it is related to Tijuana and chicas. Way to much covid talk at those other sites.

The biggest problem over here is the Captain cluttering up these threads with all his fiction and fantasies. I'm sure there are some who would like to believe what he posts, but its just a disservice to new members who may assume what he blabs is the truth. I don't even mind reading his crap. Hey sometimes he even mixes in some excellent information. Only one time years ago did he actually post that the things he posts are not real just stuff to entertain the bros. A solution might be for him to post a disclaimer like that on everything he posts or just start a thread called Tijuana fantasies where he can post all his bullshit.

I'm really not sure what is wrong with that guy. KC writes one of the best trip reports on this site and the Captain calls him KC cookie, not sure what that is all about. While my profession is brain surgeon, maybe if I was a psychologist I could figure this guy out..If there was ever a slam dunk reports of distinction thread worthy post, this one is it.

[Captain Solo]

Jackie.

Thanks for your confidence.

I have been carpooling with a couple bros for a few years. We became very close friends, sharing joys and burdens in our personal lives and providing mutual supports when necessary. Our friendships sure make life more fun and exciting.

We usually drive down in my car, 3 or 4 of us. Talking with the bros on the road is lots of fun. A few had very interesting sexy experiences in Asia, Europe, South America. We all want the best sex with the hottest girls in those exotic places. The bros have always been cool and honest. I urged, but they have not posted their experiences in ISG due to attacks, insults and false accusations by retarded, ugly, jealous lowlifes. Too bad. A few seasoned bros were laughing that El Capitan bought a lot of jealousy and insults on himself hehe.

In Tijuana visits, we all do our own things, but try to have fun together as much as possible, eating meals, drinking in clubs, groping girls, sharing info about girls in bars and on streets, including some, but not the most intimate, details about sexy sessions with them. A few guys have been able to have dates outside the bars, long or all night sessions, sometimes BBFS and GFEs with some very hot girls.

I post about girls, their pics, sexy sessions with them ect to inform guys from all over the world, since Tijuana has some excellent advantages and now the only accessible location under CoVid. Lots of guys from all over the world read these posts; a few visited Tijuana and looked me up. They had interesting experiences but very few would post due to fear of being insulted, roughed up and attacked by crude, jealous, ugly retards. I also post so I can reread to remind myself of the hot girls I had sex with, albeit still withholding some of the most exciting and intimate details with them.

I am having the best and sexiest time of my life partying and having hot sex with pretty girls every week. 99.9% US male population would just dream to have this fun, sexy lifestyle, well, when they are not too busy doing hand-to-hand combat with the wifeys hehe. There is a very wide variety of people in internet forums. The retards are jealous they are not having similarly good times with the girls. I came to the conclusions that they have problems and limitations most likely due to their stupidity, bad attitudes, bad personal skills, poor cultural awareness, little understanding of human psychology, may be even bad physical attributes. If they found better ways and hotter sessions, they should let us know how, where, with whom, for how much. They are only harming their own reputation by showing their ugly attitudes, making up stupid lies, ugly insults and false accusations to cut the bros down to feel good about themselves.

I am posting the pic of the hot Adelita's girl with blonde bangs again so the retards can kiss my ass, like I care. This girl is an exquisite beauty and a joy to look at.

The retards think they are competing for the Nobel Prize of Sexy Literature in ISG. They can all frame their ISG doctorate degrees and hang them in their truck cabs hehe.

[DramaFree11]

Good points Brother. Once again you do not have all those problems on those other boards (it does not take them long to ban the captain) . I actually don't mind all the bickering over here as long as it is related to Tijuana and chicas. Way to much covid talk at those other sites.

The biggest problem over here is the Captain cluttering up these threads with all his fiction and fantasies. I'm sure there are some who would like to believe what he posts, but its just a disservice to new members who may assume what he blabs is the truth. I don't even mind reading his crap. Hey sometimes he even mixes in some excellent information. Only one time years ago did he actually post that the things he posts are not real just stuff to entertain the bros. A solution might be for him to post a disclaimer like that on everything he posts or just start a thread called Tijuana fantasies where he can post all his bullshit.

I'm really not sure what is wrong with that guy. KC writes one of the best trip reports on this site and the Captain calls him KC cookie, not sure what that is all about. While my profession is brain surgeon, maybe if I was a psychologist I could figure this guy out.

Bastard face OUT!

(Disclaimer) I'm really not a brain surgeon. Just trying to entertain the bros. He he he.This is just mean. You 3 guys are terrible. No trip reports, you just sit by a computer all day and complain. Real sad, you should be ashamed of yourselves. You guys simply jealous of the guys that write reports.

[Phordphan]

This is just mean. You 3 guys are terrible. No trip reports, you just sit by a computer all day and complain. Real sad, you should be ashamed of yourselves. You guys simply jealous of the guys that write reports.I can't speak for them, but some of us go to Tijuana frequently, but don't post TRs unless something interesting happens. I hit the place about once a week, and visit some nice restaurant, hang out in a jacuzzi, or something. After a while all those TRs will start to look the same, so no point in posting them. Also, this board is extremely club-centric and many of us have Tijuana pursuits outside of the clubs. IMO one Baxter report is worth 10 Star Warts posts, but that's just an opinion. YMMV.

[DramaFree11]

I can't speak for them, but some of us go to Tijuana frequently, but don't post TRs unless something interesting happens. I hit the place about once a week, and visit some nice restaurant, hang out in a jacuzzi, or something. After a while all those TRs will start to look the same, so no point in posting them. Also, this board is extremely club-centric and many of us have Tijuana pursuits outside of the clubs. IMO one Baxter report is worth 10 Star Warts posts, but that's just an opinion. YMMV.You are correct about talking about other options in Tijuana. Tijuana has so many great restaurants and things to do besides the clubs. Sorry be. SL, is an angry dude that thinks he is smarter then everyone else.

[DramaFree11]

If there was ever a slam dunk reports of distinction thread worthy post, this one is it.L. Mex, try and say something nice just every so often. Your loser Role Models do not count. Moscow, MTY, and Russia Rock.

[LuvMexicanas]

I can't speak for them, but some of us go to Tijuana frequently, but don't post TRs unless something interesting happens. I hit the place about once a week, and visit some nice restaurant, hang out in a jacuzzi, or something. After a while all those TRs will start to look the same, so no point in posting them. Also, this board is extremely club-centric and many of us have Tijuana pursuits outside of the clubs. IMO one Baxter report is worth 10 Star Warts posts, but that's just an opinion. YMMV.Totally agree except I think it's more of a 1:100 ratio in favor of Baxter. Also, I think it's time to do the Pepsi challenge. As you indicated, many of us don't post after every trip. Having said that, I usually include a photo when I do post a trip report. Sometimes I even post between sessions during a trip. So here's the challenge: Drama Queen says I don't post any trip reports. Okay then, simply go into the photo gallery, select Tijuana, go back one year or even two years (the queen will say a one year lookback is unfair because he couldn't come to Tijuana the last 10 months due to COVID), and sort by user. You will see several reports from me including photos I took myself unlike some guy who tries to pass off internet photos as his own. I wonder who that might be? And again, I don't post every trip to Tijuana. After seeing my trip / session reports, try and find Tijuana reports from Drama Queen through the same method or any other method you choose. When you realize there's next to nothing from him but theory, you'll realize why he has nothing better to do than come on the Tijuana threads and talk about somewhere else. As a recent poster simply stated, the Tijuana threads should stick to topics germane to Tijuana. Simple right but apparently not for some.

[DramaFree11]

Totally agree except I think it's more of a 1:100 ratio in favor of Baxter. Also, I think it's time to do the Pepsi challenge. As you indicated, many of us don't post after every trip. Having said that, I usually include a photo when I do post a trip report. Sometimes I even post between sessions during a trip. So here's the challenge: Drama Queen says I don't post any trip reports. Okay then, simply go into the photo gallery, select Tijuana, go back one year or even two years (the queen will say a one year lookback is unfair because he couldn't come to Tijuana the last 10 months due to COVID), and sort by user. You will see several reports from me including photos I took myself unlike some guy who tries to pass off internet photos as his own. I wonder who that might be? And again, I don't post every trip to Tijuana. After seeing my trip / session reports, try and find Tijuana reports from Drama Queen through the same method or any other method you choose. When you realize there's next to nothing from him but theory, you'll realize why he has nothing better to do than come on the Tijuana threads and talk about somewhere else. As a recent poster simply stated, the Tijuana threads should stick to topics germane to Tijuana. Simple right but apparently not for some.You are completely delusional. I am living a dream. You complain and making stuff up. You know that I am more then real.

[DramaFree11]

L. Mex. Thanks again for posting my name. Kind of interesting how that post disappeared. Just shows how low you will go. Some guys are still meeting girls, while you complain and act like a jealous little kid. I am sure you have an excuse for this or will make up some lie.

[Baxter Slade]

I can't speak for them, but some of us go to Tijuana frequently, but don't post TRs unless something interesting happens. I hit the place about once a week, and visit some nice restaurant, hang out in a jacuzzi, or something. YMMV.Phordphan brings up some valid points. I would post all kinds of Tijuana adventures years ago. But the main reason I don't these days is my style has changed. An example of a trip report these days would go like this. I did actually arrive in Tijuana around 2 this afternoon. The GF was waiting for me at the turnstyle, first stop Pueblo amigo to get some sports bets in. Second stop Leya to get snaks and drinks. Then an uber to her casa, and we have been in bed ever since. Tomorrow probably off to a favorite restaruant and another trip to caliente.

While many might only want to hear about the zona and fing prostitutes. I have been very happy enjoying being able to find a hidden gem by driving 2 hours to the south and emmersing myself in the culture. TJ has alot to offer besides the red light district.

These days when I do have those Tijuana adventures that are worth sharing I post them on the couple sites dedicated to Tijuana. I'm not sure why, but I feel you just don't get the same respect over here. I hate to always complain about the captain. BUT there was the time during a report I mentioned a previous GF had her teenage daughter come to california to give birth to her baby. I helped her out by getting her to her doctor appointments. And Captain douche bag quotes that report then changes the words in the quote to indicate I had sex with the daughter. And to this day I'm sure the clown wonders why I have zero respect for him and the shit he posts.

I kind of enjoy the new captain as he teaches Drama queen on how to ignore the bullies over here. I think the captain has even eased up on his 3rd grade name calling.

[Captain Solo]

Years ago Baxter Slade posted something. El Capitan had a question, was just kidding, not meant to cause any grief.

If that question caused him pain, El Capitan sincerely apologizes, and hope there will no continuing hard feelings.

[LuvMexicanas]

L. Mex. Thanks again for posting my name. Kind of interesting how that post disappeared. Just shows how low you will go. Some guys are still meeting girls, while you complain and act like a jealous little kid. I am sure you have an excuse for this or will make up some lie.Actually, you posted your own name. A week or so ago you put up a post asking people to validate you (seems to be a theme) by calling Sonora Prime and asking for a gringo from Texas named [Deleted by Admin].

[LuvMexicanas]

You are completely delusional. I am living a dream. You complain and making stuff up. You know that I am more then real.Such a bizarre response. You wrote I don't post trip reports. I provided an easy method for anyone to see that you're factually incorrect, as usual.

[LuvMexicanas]

The difference between the Kiev page, (the old days) and Tijuana. , Guys call you for lying, fabricating or omitting important details. Your friends shamelessly made up stories and you were a big part of it. Either way, that's enough on that subject.

I have a couple of real dates today. I have a reservation at S. Prime Steakhousem, (San Pedro), at 5:30. You can call and check. Ask for the Grigio from Texas, Mike. I was also there last night with a different girl, both very hot. You can ask for me or, better yet, have one of your loser friends send me a message on WhatsApp. Living the dream.See here's where you gave everyone your name so don't pin it on me.

[LuvMexicanas]

L. Mex. Thanks again for posting my name. Kind of interesting how that post disappeared. Just shows how low you will go. Some guys are still meeting girls, while you complain and act like a jealous little kid. I am sure you have an excuse for this or will make up some lie.You published your own name. How many times must I prove you wrong. First, you said I like street girls in a pejorative manner, then you said I've done no trip reports and now accuse me of posting your name when you did it yourself. You need to get a grip.

[Dogers69]

You are correct about talking about other options in Tijuana. Tijuana has so many great restaurants and things to do besides the clubs. Sorry be. SL, is an angry dude that thinks he is smarter then everyone else.I previously didn't like playas de Tijuana but lately its growing on me. They have a lot cafes right on the ocean and it has relaxed people not full of muggers dealers and worse. At least on the beach. The uber has only been 5 dollars and the bus was about 75 cents.

[DramaFree11]

Actually, you posted your own name. A week or so ago you put up a post asking people to validate you (seems to be a theme) by calling Sonora Prime and asking for a gringo from Texas named [DeletedbyAdmin].That does not give to the right to do it. I love how you Cherry Pick. Try and say something nice, but that is impossible for you. I love SA, HK, MTY, and Russia. You quote J. C.

[DramaFree11]

Such a bizarre response. You wrote I don't post trip reports. I provided an easy method for anyone to see that you're factually incorrect, as usual.Interesting how you have all these rules for everyone else, but none of them apply for you.

[ScatManDoo]

L. Mex. Thanks again for posting my name. Kind of interesting how that post disappeared. Just shows how low you will go. Some guys are still meeting girls, while you complain and act like a jealous little kid. I am sure you have an excuse for this or will make up some lie.It was really low rent to attempt to out you.

[DramaFree11]

It was really low rent to attempt to out you.Thank you, I appreciate that.

[LuvMexicanas]

Interesting how you have all these rules for everyone else, but none of them apply for you.How is suggesting people research the forum to see who has posted more actual Tijuana trip reports a rule? You recklessly wrote that I haven't posted any so I've suggested a way for anyone to do their own research to see the reports I've posted and that you're wrong again.

[LuvMexicanas]

It was really low rent to attempt to out you.I think he outed himself. I replied to the post where he did it himself a week to two ago so you and everyone can see for themselves.

[ScatManDoo]

That does not give to the right to do it. Nor allow the poor form to use this discussion as an excuse to purposely repeat the known offense again and again.

[DramaFree11]

How is suggesting people research the forum to see who has posted more actual Tijuana trip reports a rule? You recklessly wrote that I haven't posted any so I'v
suggested a way for anyone to do their own research to see the reports I've posted and that you're wrong again.Try and say something nice about anyone. Just bot that hard. I for one like Capt. And they are a great source for and guys. I do not agree with everything he says, but who cares. Trip reports are how other learn, but you tear them apart. You have your reasons. We have game and you are jealous. I love MTY, HK, Tijuana and Russia. I will post where ever I like. Keep complaining.

[LuvMexicanas]

Try and say something nice about anyone. Just bot that hard. I for one like Capt. And they are a great source for and guys. I do not agree with everything he says, but who cares. Trip reports are how other learn, but you tear them apart. You have your reasons. We have game and you are jealous. I love MTY, HK, Tijuana and Russia. I will post where ever I like. Keep complaining.Your tendency to change the subject when getting destroyed in a debate is something the ex-married guys on the thread can likely relate to. Quit trying to muddy the issue. For example, not sure why you even mentioned Cap. This is between me and you. You've claimed (repeatedly by the way) that I haven't written any trip reports. I provided an easy way for anyone to see for themselves. I agree that trip reports are how others learn. How about this: I'll post links to some of my Tijuana reports here and you do the same. Let's see how we stack up.

[Rainman306]

I believe there are 3 major factors that make the fischa program both unpleasant and a budget killer:

1. Maseros (as far as I've ever heard or read) receive no wages or salary and even pay to work, so are 100% reliant on tips + possible a sales quota.

2. Chicas get albeit a meager financial incentive for each fischa sold plus possible some pressure to met a quota of x number of fischas sold per shift.

3. Fischas come in a very small bottle and are non alcohol, so they can be drinked very fast if chosen to be.

Changing any 1 of the factors above could make a big difference in how the program operates.

Some guys do push back on me about my fischa analysis, but I doubt many guys are 100% compliment with the program. For example, saying no to buying girls the masero brings drinks over, spending less time in the clubs, trying to get the chica to drink slower.

I doubt many guys plan to spend multiple hundred dollars on fischas and / spend more o and fischas than arribas.

[Baxter Slade]

3. Fischas come in a very small bottle and are non alcohol, so they can be drinked very fast if chosen to be.Fichas are usually alcoholic. However the girl may request water or juice or something non alcoholic. But its not important its not like you have to get a hooker working in a hooker bar drunk to take advantage of her. After all you are not paying for the drink you are buying her time.

[DramaFree11]

I believe there are 3 major factors that make the fischa program both unpleasant and a budget killer:

1. Maseros (as far as I've ever heard or read) receive no wages or salary and even pay to work, so are 100% reliant on tips + possible a sales quota.

2. Chicas get albeit a meager financial incentive for each fischa sold plus possible some pressure to met a quota of x number of fischas sold per shift.

3. Fischas come in a very small bottle and are non alcohol, so they can be drinked very fast if chosen to be.

Changing any 1 of the factors above could make a big difference in how the program operates.

Some guys do push back on me about my fischa analysis, but I doubt many guys are 100% compliment with the program. For example, saying no to buying girls the masero brings drinks over, spending less time in the clubs, trying to get the chica to drink slower.

I doubt many guys plan to spend multiple hundred dollars on fischas and / spend more o and fischas than arribas.Not hard to work around at all, under the old set up at HK. Just take the girls upstairs or go to Azul, makes for a great experience. The new setup is probably much more difficult.

[Phordphan]

I believe there are 3 major factors that make the fischa program both unpleasant and a budget killer:

1. Maseros (as far as I've ever heard or read) receive no wages or salary and even pay to work, so are 100% reliant on tips + possible a sales quota.

2. Chicas get albeit a meager financial incentive for each fischa sold plus possible some pressure to met a quota of x number of fischas sold per shift.

3. Fischas come in a very small bottle and are non alcohol, so they can be drinked very fast if chosen to be.

Changing any 1 of the factors above could make a big difference in how the program operates.

Some guys do push back on me about my fischa analysis, but I doubt many guys are 100% compliment with the program. For example, saying no to buying girls the masero brings drinks over, spending less time in the clubs, trying to get the chica to drink slower.

I doubt many guys plan to spend multiple hundred dollars on fischas and / spend more o and fischas than arribas.All of the little pony beers that I've ever seen were alcoholic, although I'm told there are some available that have apple juice or some such. Again, I've never seen one. But the girl is free to order juice or a soda or something along those lines.

The best way I've found to get more mileage out of your ficha drinks is to learn how to converse with the girls in Spanish. When they're talking they're not drinking. :)

[Dcrist0527]

All of the little pony beers that I've ever seen were alcoholic, although I'm told there are some available that have apple juice or some such. Again, I've never seen one. But the girl is free to order juice or a soda or something along those lines.

The best way I've found to get more mileage out of your ficha drinks is to learn how to converse with the girls in Spanish. When they're talking they're not drinking.I don't disagree with the OP. But I also accept that it is part of the game. Kind of like your ticket to play. It's our decision how we choose to play. There are numerous ways to find a chica. In the bars, in the streets. Online. All have pros and cons. Fichas are one of the cons of the bar scene. It can get expensive if you let it but I don't see the rules of the game changing. From HK's perspective, customer volume will almost never be a problem. They get waiters working for free (at least from their perspective) who are pushing alcohol sales which is money in their pockets. We can complain or hate the game. But it's just the rules of that game. Again, we have the power. We can say no. We can pursue SGs and escorts. But HK and others provide an experience that we all crave.

[Travv]

If you do not like the Mexican strip club system, you can always stay in California and go to Cheetahs in Kearny Mesa or other San Diego strip club. Watch out for undercover cops looking to bust you for touching a stripper. . . Your other options include Nevada, including a hidden sex doll brothel in Vegas. . . Hard to stop laughing over some of the stories by football players at these "clubs" that I've read about in Vegas. . . Humiliating, expensive and blue balls are the words that the football players used to describe some Vegas strip clubs. . . https://toplessvegasonline.com/las-vegas-first-sex-doll-brothel/ Remember not to let the strip club "hold" your clothes for you. If after you are swindled you protest, you are likely to be thrown out of the Vegas strip club into the street without your clothes or wallet. You wind up being the stripper in the strip club! LOL.


I don't disagree with the OP. But I also accept that it is part of the game. Kind of like your ticket to play. It's our decision how we choose to play. There are numerous ways to find a chica. In the bars, in the streets. Online. All have pros and cons. Fichas are one of the cons of the bar scene. It can get expensive if you let it but I don't see the rules of the game changing. From HK's perspective, customer volume will almost never be a problem. They get waiters working for free (at least from their perspective) who are pushing alcohol sales which is money in their pockets. We can complain or hate the game. But it's just the rules of that game. Again, we have the power. We can say no. We can pursue SGs and escorts. But HK and others provide an experience that we all crave.

[DramaFree11]

If you do not like the Mexican strip club system, you can always stay in California and go to Cheetahs in Kearny Mesa or other San Diego strip club. Watch out for undercover cops looking to bust you for touching a stripper. . . Your other options include Nevada, including a hidden sex doll brothel in Vegas. . . Hard to stop laughing over some of the stories by football players at these "clubs" that I've read about in Vegas. . . Humiliating, expensive and blue balls are the words that the football players used to describe some Vegas strip clubs. . . https://toplessvegasonline.com/las-vegas-first-sex-doll-brothel/ Remember not to let the strip club "hold" your clothes for you. If after you are swindled you protest, you are likely to be thrown out of the Vegas strip club into the street without your clothes or wallet. You wind up being the stripper in the strip club! LOL.So true. I never will understand how guys can complain about prices in Tijuana / HK. It is Cheap, now you can make it expensive if you like, but there is no need too.

[Skwscrod]

First, yea, I know this could go on the other thread, but I kinda thought it was silly, and heck, this thread needs more stories, less bashing.

A couple of months ago I was in Adelitas when the original club was back open. Ended up between 2 girls, one a little bigger (but more like Amazon, proportional), and one a bit more petite, buying both a couple drinks at the bar. Decided I needed to choose one or I'd go broke buying fichas, got the usual of course I won't be mad if you choose one or the other from both. Chose the smaller gal, ended up upstairs for one of the best times I've ever had. Came back in later that night and, you guessed it, the Amazonian was mad. Mad like refused to sit with me, I don't even like her type, why are you talking to me mad.

Fast forward a few weeks, they've closed the regular club, "The Club" upstairs in full swing. I go a searching' for the smaller girl, knowing the other is pissed. Neither can be found in The Club, but after a few cruises, I run into the petite one at the bottom of the stairs on my way out, in a pajama onesie. Awkward chat ensues, the story pretty much is "Not working, I'm not wearing shoes". OK, cool, I go back upstairs and lo and behold Amazonian is no longer mad. Good times ensue.

Fast forward another few weeks, I return and end up with another gal that was maneuvering next to me and eying me the last trip. Ms. No Shoes sees me and is now obviously pissed off I'm talking to someone else. (No Amazon to be found, I take the new gal upstairs).

Last part, sorry it's so long. Went back last weekend and wandered in and out. First petite gal is still pissed, won't talk to me, turns her back and stomps away when I get near (huge bummer, she was so much fun). But Amazon is now back and latches on to me. While I'm talking to her, the 3rd lady from the last visit appears over her shoulder. She's with someone else, but keeps making excuses to walk away from him to shake her head and wag her finger at me. I ended up just wanting to escape the drama and leaving with none of them, but now there's 2 mad at me and the original one that took offense is the only one that is A-OK.

All I can think is, obviously you ladies aren't exclusive with me, heck, one of you is mad while you are with another dude, wtf? Here's hoping I can turn it around and revisit the first one. Heck, if nothing else I bet her angry sex is good, ha!

[Babe Magnet]

If you do not like the Mexican strip club system, you can always stay in California and go to Cheetahs in Kearny Mesa or other San Diego strip club. Watch out for undercover cops looking to bust you for touching a stripper. . . Your other options include Nevada, including a hidden sex doll brothel in Vegas. . . Hard to stop laughing over some of the stories by football players at these "clubs" that I've read about in Vegas. . . Humiliating, expensive and blue balls are the words that the football players used to describe some Vegas strip clubs. . . https://toplessvegasonline.com/las-vegas-first-sex-doll-brothel/ Remember not to let the strip club "hold" your clothes for you. If after you are swindled you protest, you are likely to be thrown out of the Vegas strip club into the street without your clothes or wallet. You wind up being the stripper in the strip club! LOL.The US has the most pathetic "strip club system" on the planet. It's amazing: there hasn't been a live puritan in the US since the 17th century, yet the strip clubs (and US society in general when it comes to anything sexually oriented) are still controlled by them. Having said that, just because the US is 5 centuries behind the rest of the "civilized" world doesn't give Tijuana license to rip off Americans. Unless you let them.

[Jinxx]

First, yea, I know this could go on the other thread, but I kinda thought it was silly, and heck, this thread needs more stories, less bashing.

A couple of months ago I was in Adelitas when the original club was back open. Ended up between 2 girls, one a little bigger (but more like Amazon, proportional), and one a bit more petite, buying both a couple drinks at the bar. Decided I needed to choose one or I'd go broke buying fichas, got the usual of course I won't be mad if you choose one or the other from both. Chose the smaller gal, ended up upstairs for one of the best times I've ever had. Came back in later that night and, you guessed it, the Amazonian was mad. Mad like refused to sit with me, I don't even like her type, why are you talking to me mad.

Fast forward a few weeks, they've closed the regular club, "The Club" upstairs in full swing. I go a searching' for the smaller girl, knowing the other is pissed. Neither can be found in The Club, but after a few cruises, I run into the petite one at the bottom of the stairs on my way out, in a pajama onesie. Awkward chat ensues, the story pretty much is "Not working, I'm not wearing shoes". OK, cool, I go back upstairs and lo and behold Amazonian is no longer mad. Good times ensue.Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please? Sounds similar to a giant mega booty chica that I ran into around the time when Adelitas was opened back up. Do you remember her name? Can you describe her looks a bit more? The chica I'm thinking of I only saw her that one time and haven't seen her since. I'm trying to stay away from the zona but I might literally go down there today specifically to see if this Amazonian chica is there. You got Jinxx's full undivided attention bro. Amazonian chicks are exactly what I live for, I thirst for that shit like a bone dry camel lost in the desert searching for an oasis of water.

[Travv]

Heard of some tourists in Ukraine that went to a Ukrainian strip club then got the $12,000 bar tab for a few drinks. Drink prices not posted or listed. Tourists refused to pay, then got beaten by the Mafiya bouncers then wound up in the hospital with broken bones and missing wallets and teeth. Suggest that while the USA clubs are not good, other clubs in other countries with strong Russian or Ukrainian mafiya should be avoided unless you know what you are doing. Word to the wise, I've visited Ukrainian clubs and noticed lots of bad tippers, especially little dudes from India -Unlike them, I made sure to tip good dancers, and bouncers who helped me get my coat and waiters with drinks. This tip could save the cheap Charlies out there a beating and losing big bucks to the lRussian Mafiya running the clubs in Eastern Europe and Florida. . . Another is if you are a newbie overseas, go with other tourists, the more the better. Harder for the local Mafiya to beat down and then rip off a group of tourists. Don't go to the party by yourself if you can avoid it!


The US has the most pathetic "strip club system" on the planet. It's amazing: there hasn't been a live puritan in the US since the 17th century, yet the strip clubs (and US society in general when it comes to anything sexually oriented) are still controlled by them. Having said that, just because the US is 5 centuries behind the rest of the "civilized" world doesn't give Tijuana license to rip off Americans. Unless you let them.

[Mr Enternational]

LOL, this may be true for a lot of cases but it's is a bad generalization IMO. Plenty of guys with "game" pay for sex. Horrible generalization. Just because you see me in an Uber it does not mean I do not have a car and 2 motorcycles at home. If you see me at a restaurant, does it mean that I do not have food in my pantry at home? Why would someone think paying for chicks and free chicks are mutually exclusive? The same way I may not feel like cooking and will instead go out to a restaurant as a treat, I may not feel like dealing with a free chick and want to go out for a paid chick. I might even fell like fucking a red head chick, but my free chicks are brunettes and blonds. Might feel like fucking a midget, but all my chicks are over 6 feet.

[DramaFree11]

LOL, this may be true for a lot of cases but it's is a bad generalization IMO. Plenty of guys with "game" pay for sex. At the end of the day even many guys with above average "game" can appreciate the low-effort nature of mongering. There are plenty of guys on ISG with wives / long-term girlfriends at home who still pay for sex. But I assume they had enough "game" to pick up their significant other. And you'd be surprised at the number of celebrities, athletes, etc. Who'd presumably have the pull to pick up any chick they want, who pay for high-class escorts here in the USA The porn industry, for example, is littered with chicks who've slept with high-profile people, often for $$.So true, there is a couple of guys that will find fault and argue about everything, it just does not makes any sense. Great points and post.

[Dcrist0527]

Getting better sex by being nice is your game. Game does not have to be sneaky. It is whatever it takes to have sexual relations or better sexual relations.Well said. I think the frustrating part to this discussion is the impossible task of measuring someone else's game. Truth is, a win in my book might not be a win in the next guy's book. We all have different tastes in women and similarly, we all hunt through the escorts, SGs and bars for different reasons. It's all a matter of preference. For example, I know ScatManDo's preference are the 10 cent + a bubblegum trinket SG. If he can spend no more than 35 cents, he's a happy man. Personally, I don't understand that. That doesn't make me right or him wrong. My point is that he and I are after very different things. And I think we'd measure "game" very differently. Jinx gave us another example. He just mentioned he's happy with a 10, even if she's a bit lazy. I'd prefer a 7 if there was some sort of connection. Jinx is a master and that is not a criticism of him at all. It just highlights our differences. Well, if we all measure success differently, we certainly all measure game differently. Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.

[LuvMexicanas]

Well said. I think the frustrating part to this discussion is the impossible task of measuring someone else's game. Truth is, a win in my book might not be a win in the next guy's book. We all have different tastes in women and similarly, we all hunt through the escorts, SGs and bars for different reasons. It's all a matter of preference. For example, I know ScatManDo's preference are the 10 cent + a bubblegum trinket SG. If he can spend no more than 35 cents, he's a happy man. Personally, I don't understand that. That doesn't make me right or him wrong. My point is that he and I are after very different things. And I think we'd measure "game" very differently. Jinx gave us another example. He just mentioned he's happy with a 10, even if she's a bit lazy. I'd prefer a 7 if there was some sort of connection. Jinx is a master and that is not a criticism of him at all. It just highlights our differences. Well, if we all measure success differently, we certainly all measure game differently. Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.At the end of the day, the saying goes his dick, his time, his money so who is anyone to judge. Of course the random non-Tijuana topic will arise and no problem with that. And certainly if someone asks about such an area like you did regarding Asia in another Tijuana thread, I'm happy to share what I know. Having said that, when certain posters constantly drone on and on about other cities ad naseaum, it gets old saying stupid stuff like City X, why and Z rock because there's no action on those threads and they have to come here for attention, that's straight up weak.

[LuvMexicanas]

Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.Fair but most of us through life experiences know that the guy who brags the most typically has the least and some folks on this thread try so hard to convince others as if an attorney in court that they have game it comes across as insecurity.

[Skwscrod]

Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please? Oh man, I can't remember the name, but she's about 6' tall, born in Texas (says she has dual citizenship), speaks pretty good English. Nice and round up top and behind. Oh, and drinks way too fast, grrr.

[Mr Enternational]

Just say "gracias." The "no" is implied. If you use the "no" you mark yourself as a gringo and they will keep trying.LOL. And you think they can not tell that he is not from around there by just looking at him?

[D Cups]

I was in the HK club and apparently they have a shortage of cum boys to clean up after the recent deluge of customers. Will all cum boys please report back for duty? You know who you are! You can always go back to collecting aluminum cans and denigrating pinays and their lovers, whatever their ages, later after you have gotten your fill of your favorite fluid!

[Dickus Maximus]

LOL. And you think they can not tell that he is not from around there by just looking at him?Perhaps I should have said "FOB gingo" But you are free to ignore my advice and let them keep bugging you.

[Elvis 2008]

Fair but most of us through life experiences know that the guy who brags the most typically has the least and some folks on this thread try so hard to convince others as if an attorney in court that they have game it comes across as insecurity.Look, I have read your posts, and I am not going to demonize you like some others. You have valuable things to post but it is when you talk about things you know about. When you project about someone or something and say that everyone agrees with you, you are hurting the board not helping it.

I think you are taking a shot at Dramafree here right? I apologize if you are not, but I am pretty sure you are.

So here you are again projecting "but most of us" What? Who is most of us? How did you decide it was most? You didn't. You are proclaiming yourself to be an expert, and you are not.

With respect regards to DF and his talking about seeking, you said that all the women on SA were WG, and you listed an Admin who agreed with you and "everyone knew" I got schooled. LM, was there one guy who has used seeking and said, "Yeah, you are right." One?

Actually, what I said was that some of the women on seeking in Colombia I have fucked for free, and another guy posted this today


Seeking Arrangement. Jaja. That story is still unfolding. Its a long game man. I signed up for seeking because Elvis has had so much success there. It takes a lot of work to filter out all the girls and then start talking to them and then getting them to video chat you. But I've had some moderate success. One chica I've got on as a new fuck buddy. I gave her 200 k the first time we met, then she told me she didn't want to be a prostitute. Now I just pay for her cab fare to come screw me. But I'd rate her like a 6. 5 to 7 range. But hey, freebie!How can women who fuck you for free be working girls? But I was "schooled" and everyone knows it?

The guys I have met in real life who are on seeking have given up on you guys. We are not going to argue with guys who think they know it all, and I am not arguing with you. I am pleading you.

Dramafree and I have a good rapport on line, and he was raving about Monterrey. I had been there twice before, and it was not that great, but I was in Tijuana, thought I would fly to Monterrey and take the bus back to the USA to avoid the Covid test and check it out. Honestly, I was skeptical. I could not believe it. I was getting my brains fucked out by some of the hottest women I have ever been with.

I think you are referring to DF bragging about what he had in Monterrey right? If not, I apologize. But if you are, I want you to know, Dramafree was actually UNDERSELLING it and IMO the reason he has been talking about it so much is not to brag but because he wants people to have the best sex they can.

So Don Carlos and I have helped each other out. I helped Kazeu. Dramafree helped me out (and I think and hoped I helped him). Helping guys out to get the possible sex is what this board is all about. Do you really think the four of us are sitting around saying, "You know that guy LuvMexicans has got it all figured out with seeking?" Really?

If you did not have valuable things to add to the forum, I would just cross you off as an arrogant POS and ignore you. You make judgments very quickly and you are comfortable with that and usually I bet those judgments are pretty damned accurate, but anyone who listened to you putting down DF is losing out on a great city with incredible pussy and anyone who listened to you on seeking is losing out too.

If I am wrong about you, and you do not give a shit about your brothers getting laid then just keep doing what you are doing. If I am right about you, and you care about getting your brothers laid, then please quit projecting about things you do not know. If it is an opinion, say it is an opinion and act like it.

I want to know about what you have experienced but when you equate your experiences with your projections, you lose credibility with me, and I know I am not the only one who thinks that.

[Babe Magnet]

Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please? Sounds similar to a giant mega booty chica that I ran into around the time when Adelitas was opened back up. Do you remember her name? Can you describe her looks a bit more? The chica I'm thinking of I only saw her that one time and haven't seen her since. I'm trying to stay away from the zona but I might literally go down there today specifically to see if this Amazonian chica is there. You got Jinxx's full undivided attention bro. Amazonian chicks are exactly what I live for, I thirst for that shit like a bone dry camel lost in the desert searching for an oasis of water.I think you may be talking about Meil. She was from Cabo. Definitely 6' and definitely a big girl. She left before Christmas and has not returned. As for Amazonians in AB presently, there's Yesenia from Sinaloa. She's a very large girl, too much belly fat, lazy as a sloth. There's also Glenda from Sinaloa. Pretty baby face but she's so fat that the last time she danced, she nearly broke the pole off from the ceiling. There's Elizabeth, butterface, kind of slutty. Not sure where she's from--not sure she is either. She has a San Diego phone number. She is certified crazy and stoned half the time. The last time I tried to talk to her she was so messed up she couldn't even form a coherent sentence. She got a new set if tits for Christmas that jacked them out to 38 DDD. She has a 38 DDD ass to match. Loves to have that big ass spanked. Most of the time she's so messed up she can't even feel it. She would be a helluva ride if not so crazy and messed up. The only other AB chica I know who could possibly qualify in the Amazonian department is Alex (also goes by Ale) from Hidalgo. She's not quite 6' but has a very nice package and is damn proud of it so you'll need a second mortgage if you want to take her arriba. But she's probably the only fuckable one in the bunch, depending on your tastes of course. I have photos and phone numbers of all of them if you need them.

[Captain Solo]

Elvis,

LuvMutt is just an ignorant, low life guy, bad upbringing, likely with no education, who thinks he knows it all.

He made lots of accusations and condemnations against the bros with no proof or justifications, with only obvious selfish intent to puff himself up at the costs of others.

LuvMutt is a low life with no credibility, an annoyance, a disservice to this forum, and a constant source of consternation. Don't waste your time and energy with these stupid low life's. Just ignore them and focus on posting useful info that benefit the bros.

[LuvMexicanas]

Look, I have read your posts, and I am not going to demonize you like some others. You have valuable things to post but it is when you talk about things you know about. When you project about someone or something and say that everyone agrees with you, you are hurting the board not helping it.

I think you are taking a shot at Dramafree here right? I apologize if you are not, but I am pretty sure you are.

So here you are again projecting "but most of us" What? Who is most of us? How did you decide it was most? You didn't. You are proclaiming yourself to be an expert, and you are not.

With respect regards to DF and his talking about seeking, you said that all the women on SA were WG, and you listed an Admin who agreed with you and "everyone knew" I got schooled. LM, was there one guy who has used seeking and said, "Yeah, you are right." One?

Actually, what I said was that some of the women on seeking in Colombia I have fucked for free, and another guy posted this today

How can women who fuck you for free be working girls? But I was "schooled" and everyone knows it?

The guys I have met in real life who are on seeking have given up on you guys. We are not going to argue with guys who think they know it all, and I am not arguing with you. I am pleading you.

Dramafree and I have a good rapport on line, and he was raving about Monterrey. I had been there twice before, and it was not that great, but I was in Tijuana, thought I would fly to Monterrey and take the bus back to the USA to avoid the Covid test and check it out. Honestly, I was skeptical. I could not believe it. I was getting my brains fucked out by some of the hottest women I have ever been with.The interesting thing is after I replied to one of your posts in another thread many months ago (and you're still unbelievably trolling me now), several posters from various threads PM'd me within a day telling me not to engage you because you're a troll. I think I'll follow their collective advice. Adios.

[LuvMexicanas]

Elvis,

LuvMutt is just an ignorant, low life guy, bad upbringing, likely with no education, who thinks he knows it all.

He made lots of accusations and condemnations against the bros with no proof or justifications, with only obvious selfish intent to puff himself up at the costs of others.

LuvMutt is a low life with no credibility, an annoyance, a disservice to this forum, and a constant source of consternation. Don't waste your time and energy with these stupid low life's. Just ignore them and focus on posting useful info that benefit the bros.Actually, I have a professional degree. I also do not try to pass photos found in the internet as my own. You got busted, just come to grips with it.

[DramaFree11]

Elvis,

LuvMutt is just an ignorant, low life guy, bad upbringing, likely with no education, who thinks he knows it all.

He made lots of accusations and condemnations against the bros with no proof or justifications, with only obvious selfish intent to puff himself up at the costs of others.

LuvMutt is a low life with no credibility, an annoyance, a disservice to this forum, and a constant source of consternation. Don't waste your time and energy with these stupid low life's. Just ignore them and focus on posting useful info that benefit the bros.Yep, very true. He may have a degree, but zero common sense. He is the angry and jealous person, not us.

[Captain Solo]

It looks ugly, it talks stupid, it smells nasty, it has to be an assshole.

[Jinxx]

I think you may be talking about Meil. She was from Cabo. Definitely 6' and definitely a big girl. She left before Christmas and has not returned. As for Amazonians in AB presently, there's Yesenia from Sinaloa. She's a very large girl, too much belly fat, lazy as a sloth. There's also Glenda from Sinaloa. Pretty baby face but she's so fat that the last time she danced, she nearly broke the pole off from the ceiling. There's Elizabeth, butterface, kind of slutty. Not sure where she's from--not sure she is either. She has a San Diego phone number. She is certified crazy and stoned half the time. The last time I tried to talk to her she was so messed up she couldn't even form a coherent sentence. She got a new set if tits for Christmas that jacked them out to 38 DDD. She has a 38 DDD ass to match. Loves to have that big ass spanked. Most of the time she's so messed up she can't even feel it. She would be a helluva ride if not so crazy and messed up. The only other AB chica I know who could possibly qualify in the Amazonian department is Alex (also goes by Ale) from Hidalgo. She's not quite 6' but has a very nice package and is damn proud of it so you'll need a second mortgage if you want to take her arriba. But she's probably the only fuckable one in the bunch, depending on your tastes of course. I have photos and phone numbers of all of them if you need them.Yea if you like thick, thoroughbred, cornfed, thick booty, thick thighs type women you owe it to yourself to at least poke your head in to check out Adelita's. Especially on a good night when the club is full of chicas and they're firing on all cylinders Adelita's will have a damn impressive lineup.

I most definitely need to see all those photos you mentioned brother Babe Magnet. You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I'm sending you a pm soon.

[LuvMexicanas]

It looks ugly, it talks stupid, it smells nasty, it has to be an assshole.Better than passing photos from the internet as your own and only punks do that.

[LuvMexicanas]

Yep, very true. He may have a degree, but zero common sense. He is the angry and jealous person, not us.Professional degree which means I also have a bachelor's degree so multiple degrees drama queen. Common sense? I stick to Tijuana on the Tijuana threads (imagine that) as opposed to droning on and on about other places because the threads for those places are weak so you seek attention here.

[DramaFree11]

The interesting thing is after I replied to one of your posts in another thread many months ago (and you're still unbelievably trolling me now), several posters from various threads PM'd me within a day telling me not to engage you because you're a troll. I think I'll follow their collective advice. Adios.

I real do not believe this at all. Just another one of your lies. I will never understand, why you criticize guys that actually write trip reports. You should be asking questions and giving constructive criticism, instead you stop us a part. Just makes no sense. You would kill to be me Elvis, Capt, or others. We are living a dream.

I just got done with amazing weekend, but I am sure you will find issues with it.

1. Friday a beautiful 29 year spent the night. Very Exotic and beautiful.

2. Saturday / Sunday sucked but it gets better.

3. Monday starts off bad, cancellations. At 4 pm everything turned around a beautiful 20 year old college student met me, wow very hot and a even nicer person. We spent the 6 hours together and multiple sessions. So much fun.

4. Tuesday morning rocks. Super sweet regular shows up at 8:30 am, everything included. Multiple sessions with Anal.

5. 10:45 2 regular show up, threesome, Anal, bi-sexual experience, and riming. Most guys would rate these girls 6.6-7.5.

You would kill for this weekend.

[DramaFree11]

LuvMudd (aka Mr. Negative). I can care less about a guy posting pictures. I do not have the time or desire to go research to see if it's fake or real. The Person that claims this picture is fake, has no business criticizing anybody. He needs to spent his time trying to hooking up with some attractive women. As I've mentioned and many others, he has a lot of room for improvement, this is being kind.

I guarantee on your porno websites, dating apps, Escort agencies That you frequent regularly. The photos are photo shopped, fake or have been in hair / makeup for hours. Who cares, it is just a picture.

You have spend hours dogging me, captain, Elvis and many others. There is just no reason for this. Capt. Could choose his words more carefully and be a little more respectful, but the bottom line is he's helping people and is a great reference. There are many guys right now that do not get to travel, for various reasons. Age, loss of income, even worse lose, and poor health, and lockdowns. You guys look forward to trip reports and you're ruining for them.

If you do not like them just hit ignore button.

You and your loser friends need to move on. Honestly you should be suspended. You write zero reports and just complain, and make sh. Up. Honestly I have more respect for Dr. Claimmy. At least he would occasionally say something nice about some of the reports and he was trying to talk to girls. Crazy as hell, but he makes more sense then you.

[Elvis 2008]

LuvMutt is a low life with no credibility, an annoyance, a disservice to this forum, and a constant source of consternation. Don't waste your time and energy with these stupid low life's. Just ignore them and focus on posting useful info that benefit the bros.Captain and DF, I wanted to give him a shot. He actually posted something semi-useful for once and thought there might be hope for him, and he responded with the typical name calling and pretending there were millions of people on his side again. Sad. He is on ignore.

[DramaFree11]

No, I post because it might actually help someone. I tell guys to go to HK, MTY, and Russia. You complain argue, lie, make crap up, and call people names. I forgot to mention your stupid a. Rules, that nobody cares about. You can not follow the most basics rules, of not posting someone name. Hopefully soon you will get suspended or better yet kicked off the page.

[DramaFree11]

Who cares about a stupid picture. You lie and make stuff up every day. Try to write a trip Report or actually go to Tijuana, better yet go to somewhere like Colombia and never come back.

[LuvMexicanas]

LuvMudd (aka Mr. Negative). I can care less about a guy posting pictures. I do not have the time or desire to go research to see if it's fake or real. The Person that claims this picture is fake, has no business criticizing anybody. He needs to spent his time trying to hooking up with some attractive women. As I've mentioned and many others, he has a lot of room for improvement, this is being kind.

I guarantee on your porno websites, dating apps, Escort agencies That you frequent regularly. The photos are photo shopped, fake or have been in hair / makeup for hours. Who cares, it is just a picture.

You have spend hours dogging me, captain, Elvis and many others. There is just no reason for this. Capt. Could choose his words more carefully and be a little more respectful, but the bottom line is he's helping people and is a great reference. There are many guys right now that do not get to travel, for various reasons. Age, loss of income, even worse lose, and poor health, and lockdowns. You guys look forward to trip reports and you're ruining for them.

If you do not like them just hit ignore button.

You and your loser friends need to move on. Honestly you should be suspended. You write zero reports and just complain, and make sh. Up. Honestly I have more respect for Dr. Claimmy. At least he would occasionally say something nice about some of the reports and he was trying to talk to girls. Crazy as hell, but he makes more sense then you.Spend hours dogging you? Have you seen the length of your post compared to mine? You mad bro?

[LuvMexicanas]

The interesting thing is after I replied to one of your posts in another thread many months ago (and you're still unbelievably trolling me now), several posters from various threads PM'd me within a day telling me not to engage you because you're a troll. I think I'll follow their collective advice. Adios.

I real do not believe this at all. Just another one of your lies. I will never understand, why you criticize guys that actually write trip reports. You should be asking questions and giving constructive criticism, instead you stop us a part. Just makes no sense. You would kill to be me Elvis, Capt, or others. We are living a dream.

I just got done with amazing weekend, but I am sure you will find issues with it.

1. Friday a beautiful 29 year spent the night. Very Exotic and beautiful.

2. Saturday / Sunday sucked but it gets better.

3. Monday starts off bad, cancellations. At 4 pm everything turned around a beautiful 20 year old college student met me, wow very hot and a even nicer person. We spent the 6 hours together and multiple sessions. So much fun.

4. Tuesday morning rocks. Super sweet regular shows up at 8:30 am, everything included. Multiple sessions with Anal.Please use the quote function correctly. You're using something I wrote (first paragraph) as your own.

[LuvMexicanas]

Your tendency to change the subject when getting destroyed in a debate is something the ex-married guys on the thread can likely relate to. Quit trying to muddy the issue. For example, not sure why you even mentioned Cap. This is between me and you. You've claimed (repeatedly by the way) that I haven't written any trip reports. I provided an easy way for anyone to see for themselves. I agree that trip reports are how others learn. How about this: I'll post links to some of my Tijuana reports here and you do the same. Let's see how we stack up.The puzzling thing in your posts is that you keep referring to guys who write trip reports as if you're one of them and I'm not. Okay then, respond to my simple challenge above.

[Captain Solo]

Drama,

El Capitan never claimed the picture of the Adelita girl with blonde bangs as his. That girl is a beauty; the pic was of a similar girl. It did help other bros recognize and find her in the bar.

Stupid street thugs with ill wills deserve no consideration or respect; they should be avoided and treated with contempt.

[DramaFree11]

The interesting thing is after I replied to one of your posts in another thread many months ago (and you're still unbelievably trolling me now), several posters from various threads PM'd me within a day telling me not to engage you because you're a troll. I think I'll follow their collective advice. Adios.Interesting how you have these anonymous sources. I can only imagine who they are. Probably the same losers you have quoted in the past. If You hang out with and quote losers, it makes you an even bigger loser. We are living the dream you, are just complaining like a little girl.

[Jackie888]

I think that if we limit ourselves to 3 posts maximum addressing each other's topic, we'd be a happier bunch.

[LuvMexicanas]

The interesting thing is after I replied to one of your posts in another thread many months ago (and you're still unbelievably trolling me now), several posters from various threads PM'd me within a day telling me not to engage you because you're a troll. I think I'll follow their collective advice. Adios.

I real do not believe this at all. Just another one of your lies. I will never understand, why you criticize guys that actually write trip reports. You should be asking questions and giving constructive criticism, instead you stop us a part. Just makes no sense. You would kill to be me Elvis, Capt, or others. We are living a dream.

I just got done with amazing weekend, but I am sure you will find issues with it.

1. Friday a beautiful 29 year spent the night. Very Exotic and beautiful.

2. Saturday / Sunday sucked but it gets better.

3. Monday starts off bad, cancellations. At 4 pm everything turned around a beautiful 20 year old college student met me, wow very hot and a even nicer person. We spent the 6 hours together and multiple sessions. So much fun.

4. Tuesday morning rocks. Super sweet regular shows up at 8:30 am, everything included. Multiple sessions with Anal..I noticed that you failed to include where all this occurred. Not in Tijuana of course and why it's posted in this Tijuana thread, other than for attention, I have no idea.

[DramaFree11]

I noticed that you failed to include where all this occurred. Not in Tijuana of course and why it's posted in this Tijuana thread, other than for attention, I have no idea.M.

Living large while you are complaining and finding fault.

[Captain Solo]

Elvis,

LuvMutt does not contribute good, helpful info for the bros, only inundates the forum with stupid, useless posts with drivels, attacks and false accusations against the bros on meaningless issues, to puff his loser's self up, annoying readers and wasting bandwidth. I put him on ignore so I don't have to see his stupid posts.

This guy should be banned from the forum.

[BrotherMouzone]

Elvis,

LuvMutt does not contribute good, helpful info for the bros, only inundates the forum with stupid, useless posts with drivels, attacks and false accusations against the bros on meaningless issues, to puff his loser's self up, annoying readers and wasting bandwidth. I put him on ignore so I don't have to see his stupid posts.

This guy should be banned from the forum.How do you place people on ignore in this forum? I'm seriously at this point trying to add EVERY single poster involved with bickering to my ignore list, whether they otherwise post good content or not. Just tired of having to wade through the BS on this site. This stuff really isn't that serious. Also, what are some good forums others would recommend that focus on mongering in Tijuana (please PM)?

[Captain Solo]

BrotherMouzone,

Click on the poster name, it should open up the option to ignore.

I am also annoyed of having to read all these bickering over petty, meaningless issues.

[LuvMexicanas]

Interesting how you have these anonymous sources. I can only imagine who they are. Probably the same losers you have quoted in the past. If You hang out with and quote losers, it makes you an even bigger loser. We are living the dream you, are just complaining like a little girl.You keep talking yet my simple challenge goes unanswered. You keep avoiding it because your lie will be exposed: you've posted squat for Tijuana trip reports yet continue to say I haven't. Accept the challenge chica and don't let facts get in the way.

[Mr Enternational]

How do you place people on ignore in this forum? You click on the name then you click add to ignore list.

[BrotherMouzone]

You click on the name then you click add to ignore list.Thanks a bunch!

[LuvMexicanas]

Elvis,

LuvMutt does not contribute good, helpful info for the bros, only inundates the forum with stupid, useless posts with drivels, attacks and false accusations against the bros on meaningless issues, to puff his loser's self up, annoying readers and wasting bandwidth. I put him on ignore so I don't have to see his stupid posts.

This guy should be banned from the forum.Banned from a forum? I think it's well chronicled that you've got the monopoly on being banned from Tijuana forums.

[Babe Magnet]

I most definitely need to see all those photos you mentioned brother Babe Magnet. You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I'm sending you a pm soon.Glad to help anytime, Jinxx. You've helped out many bros over the years.

[BangoSkank]

Banned from a forum? I think it's well chronicled that you've got the monopoly on being banned from Tijuana forums.When I and others commented on this we got censured with points, yet it still come up.

[Mabba]

Does anyone have experience with auto upholstery shops in Tijuana? Costs to recover seats, quality, worth it?

[LuvMexicanas]

Does anyone have experience with auto upholstery shops in Tijuana? Costs to recover seats, quality, worth it?I do not but I have a potential source. I love menudo and Menuderia Jalisco (short walk from Hotel Ticuan) makes some of the best. The owner once told me Tijuana has great auto upholstery services at a fraction of the price you'd pay in the States. It's a longshot but head in there sometime and ask to speak with the owner. As a local business owner, the dude literally knew everything you'd ever want to know about Tijuana. He's fluent in English too.

[Artisttyp]

Does anyone have experience with auto upholstery shops in Tijuana? Costs to recover seats, quality, worth it?If you down Calle Tercera (3) down from Avenida Revolucion and head East towards Madero, Negrete, Ocampo Etc. You will see several places that do the work. Your best bet is to go around and talk to people to get an idea of what they do and prices.

You also may want to look at leather shops who do custom work. ATOYAC on Calle 3 between Revo and Madero does leather seats for instance. No idea about price. You can find them on Facebook.

[Mr Enternational]

Does anyone have experience with auto upholstery shops in Tijuana? Costs to recover seats, quality, worth it?I bought my kit online at bestleatherkits then took it and my seats to a local furniture upholstery shop in my city for cheap. Well I would not exactly say leather is cheap, but it was cheaper than a shop would have charged because they of course have to make money off the material as well.

[Captain Solo]

I had some tear on the black leather seat. Could not find any shop in Socal that would do repair.

Brought the car to an upholstery shop in Tijuana. The guy took the leather cover off the seat, sewn in 2 new patches of matching leather, charged me only $10. It looks perfect. It was about 2 hour work, so may have costed $200 in CA, if you can even find a shop that would do it.

There are lots of auto upholstery shops off Calle 3, corner O'Campo and Negrete. Deal with them.

[Jackie888]

IMHO, Tijuana has the most of these businesses in the following order. I think it is difficult to find a bad one because the competition is to tough. The bad ones tend to get weed out. Most are tied to the USA in one form or another. Hell, even the apartment rentals on Tijuana Craigslist list their rent in USA dollars instead of pesos.

1. restaurants.

2. pharmacies and OXXO.

3. dentists.

4. auto.

5. night clubs.

[ScatManDoo]

Rainman306 seems to be a big fan of the yt videos. He claims to be compiling a "research project" based on hours of youtube zona video footage cross-referenced with monger reports. He seems to have little to no actual experience of actually being in the Zona Norte but has the audacity to say "Jinxx gives bad advice."But Jinxx.

You regularly go up to Street Girls and ask "How much?

In my opinion that is bad advice.

Most likely to result in her quoting her highest fees.

A bad approach for negotiation, which makes it bad advice.

[Jinxx]

But Jinxx.

You regularly go up to Street Girls and ask "How much?

In my opinion that is bad advice.

Most likely to result in her quoting her highest fees.

A bad approach for negotiation, which makes it bad advice.Says who? Based on what evidence? This isn't 2006 and I'm not hooking up with bottom of the barrel crackheads on primera.

You think you can just go up to a top tier street chica and say "I got 300 pesos for full service come on let's go" and she's just going to fall for it that easy? If she normally charges 500-600 she's not going to fall for your lame approach.

Smd when are you going to post some actual reports of actually banging chicas in the zona? You're not the expert that you claim to be, not even remotely close. Stick to your stories of your santa claus bag of junk that you barter for services from 2006. You troll. Instead of spreading lame outdated info why don't you do something useful for a change and sweep and clean up all the junk and dirty clothes scattered around your mom's basement?

And just to give you the benefit of the doubt I'm literally going to go to the zona and employ your recommended negotiating technique. I'm going to go up to the top tier street girls and I'm going to just name my own lowball price (300 pesos) and say let's go without giving her a choice in the matter. And we'll see if your "advice" is actually worth anything or not. I got to hurry and get down to the zona during day shift, so maybe I can catch Carolina or Catalina. Or maybe Edith. Edith used to charge 400 for full service quicky with no lowball negotiation. That was precovid, so I don't know if she's raised her rates since then.

Another thing, smd, if you're so certain that I'm overpaying and giving bad advice I'm asking you to please look at my many recent reports and point out specifically which chicas I overpaid with my "bad negotiation" technique.

You think you're going to get Anahi or Carolina or Lorena with your lame little lowball technique? You really think those girls are that dumb and you're that smart?

[ScatManDoo]

Says who? Based on what evidence? This isn't 2006 and I'm not hooking up with bottom of the barrel crackheads on primera.Jinxx, you brought up the issue of being accused of giving bad advice. I am just bringing clarity to the issue. Good negotiation tactics will help with setting fees for all types of services, including prostitution.


You think you can just go up to a top tier street chica and say "I got 300 pesos for full service come on let's go" and she's just going to fall for it that easy?Some likely will and some might not. If she's a street girl, someone's doing her for 300 pesos. But it will not be the guy who foolishly approaches her and only asks her "How much?


Smd when are you going to post some actual reports of actually banging chicas in the zona?I already posted, in a response to you earlier this week, that I won't be back to La Zona until I am vaccinate for Covid. You seem to have a reading comprehension problem. I am age 62 with hypertension, so going to Cascade's super spreader 7th floor is a no no for me.


You're not the expert that you claim to be, not even remotely close. Stick to your stories of your santa claus bag of junk that you barter for services from 2006.When I negotiate with Street Girls, Bar Girls and Walkers, it is always with pesos. Nothing else. Why do you keep lying about me Jinxx? Distasteful crap.


You troll. Instead of spreading lame outdated info why don't you do something useful for a change and sweep and clean up all the junk and dirty clothes scattered around your mom's basement?You are calling me a troll when it is you that are the one telling repeated lies about me?

You have a lot of things backASSwards.


And just to give you the benefit of the doubt I'm literally going to go to the zona and employ your recommended negotiating technique. I'm going to go up to the top tier street girls and I'm going to just name my own lowball price (300 pesos) and say let's go without giving her a choice in the matter. And we'll see if your "advice" is actually worth anything or not. Well, that's not my exact advice nor my exact negotiating techniques, but good luck with it.


I got to hurry and get down to the zona during day shift, so maybe I can catch Carolina or Catalina. Or maybe Edith. Edith used to charge 400 for full service quicky with no lowball negotiation. That was precovid, so I don't know if she's raised her rates since then.Back in 2005 or 2006 I had a failed negotiation with Edith. JTull2 was walking me around introducing me to chicas he believed would go arriba for 100 pesos for a basic Tijuana session. Back then Edith posted under the painted unicorns, closer to Casa Teresa as opposed to next to the Eduardo entrance, where she posts up now.

Back in 2005 or 2006 Edith was a new street girl, and she countered my 100 pesos offer by asking for 150 pesos. I declined and moved on, because Tully was successfully introducing me to SGs that did basic sessions for 100 pesos plus room fee. I posted about it at the time on (now defunct) Tijuana Amigos and fellow poster Timido thought I was crazy to decline the 150 p counter offer made by Edith.

A couple of years later I made my second negotiation attempt with Edith. We settled on 300 pesos for fully covered full service. I have had well over 20 sessions with Edith over the years (maybe about as many as 30), all of them full service for 300 pesos. I had a couple of sessions with Edith as recently as in 2019. She will go to Cascades with me for that, which we have a done a few times over the years. Edith was uninterested in going into the Cascades Jacuzzi and we haven't worked out terms for her to travel to the Leyva, which she wants more than 300 p for.


You think you're going to get Anahi or Carolina or Lorena with your lame little lowball technique? You really think those girls are that dumb and you're that smart?Over a decade ago I had a failed negotiation with Anahi. I never tried again to negotiate with Anahi again because Marianna at the same hotel and shift (Irma, daytime) serves me well for a price and services we are both happy with. I generally would not make an offer to Lorena or other heavier chicas.

[Mr Enternational]

You regularly go up to Street Girls and ask "How much? In my opinion that is bad advice. Most likely to result in her quoting her highest fees. A bad approach for negotiation, which makes it bad advice.I don't get it. This is how I have always negotiated with hookers. I know what they are there for and they know why I am there. I ask them how much do they charge or how much do they want so I can see where their head is. Then I negotiate with them on price (and the services when in Tijuana).

It is the same as if I was buying anything. I start off by asking how much they are looking to get. I don't just walk into a shop and say I will give you $10 for this widget. Why would you just go up and blurt out a price? Could be she would have said a price less than you are going to say, if you just ask first.

[ScatManDoo]

I don't just walk into a shop and say I will give you $10 for this widget. Why would you just go up and blurt out a price?If you believed she likely accepted a known range of prices.

Why not initially direct the discussed sum to be on the low end of that range? - A smiling negotiating event with stronger grins as prices and services move upward.


I don't get it. This is how I have always negotiated with hookers. I know what they are there for and they know why I am there. I ask them how much do they charge or how much do they want so I can see where their head is. Then I negotiate with them on price (and the services when in Tijuana).So when you don't simply say yes, but instead negotiate.

You are always bringing down prices.

And causing frowns?

Do you think that is a better, pleasant and more effective way of contracting for sex services from an individual? Because I don't.

[Jinxx]

I don't get it. This is how I have always negotiated with hookers. I know what they are there for and they know why I am there. I ask them how much do they charge or how much do they want so I can see where their head is. Then I negotiate with them on price (and the services when in Tijuana).

It is the same as if I was buying anything. I start off by asking how much they are looking to get. I don't just walk into a shop and say I will give you $10 for this widget. Why would you just go up and blurt out a price? Could be she would have said a price less than you are going to say, if you just ask first.I tried out smd's "name your own price" method yesterday with a few chicas in the zona and it was a degrading experience. One hot looking tall chica by Hotel Ibiza gave me a go to hell look, and another chica outside Cascadas basically told me to fuck off (not in those exact words). But other than that I had a blast. I hit up hk7th floor, Rizo, and jalos Chicago. I got drunk and hooked up with MILF Mara at Rizo, full GFE for 1000 pesos plus room plus a few fichas. It was a fun wild ride. Then capped off the night with sg Camila (500 mxn FS quickly) outside Ibiza before catching a taxi home.

I guess in some weird way I can thank smd for motivating me to hit the zona and have an awesome memorable experience.

[ScatManDoo]

I tried out smd's "name your own price" method yesterday with a few chicas in the zona and it was a degrading experience.What can I say.

Some folks have egos that are so frail.

That an event like that completely crushes them emotionally.


But other than that I had a blast. I hit up hk7th floor, Rizo, and jalos Chicago. I got drunk and hooked up with MILF Mara at Rizo, full GFE for 1000 pesos plus room plus a few fichas. It was a fun wild ride. Then capped off the night with sg Camila (500 mxn FS quickly) outside Ibiza before catching a taxi home.

I guess in some weird way I can thank smd for motivating me to hit the zona and have an awesome memorable experience.What can I say.

Other than "You're welcome".

[JohnReter335]

But Jinxx.

You regularly go up to Street Girls and ask "How much?

In my opinion that is bad advice.

Most likely to result in her quoting her highest fees.

A bad approach for negotiation, which makes it bad advice.100% agreed with you ScatMandoo.

[Mr Enternational]

So when you don't simply say yes, but instead negotiate. You are always bringing down prices. And causing frowns? Do you think that is a better, pleasant and more effective way of contracting for sex services from an individual? Because I don't.Causing frowns? Where do you get that from? You can look through my posts in countless countries over the last 16 years and you probably can not count on 2 hands the problems or bad service that I have had from chicks. Pleasant and effective? I started out by saying I know why they are there and they know why I am there. No need to cozy up to anyone.

[Artisttyp]

IMO asking a hooker what she charges gives you a very good idea if you should proceed any further with negotiations or not. Especially in Tijuana where that is usually one of the first indicators to know if a chica is full of crap or not.

[Jinxx]

What can I say.

Some folks have egos that are so frail.

That an event like that completely crushes them emotionally.

What can I say.

Other than "You're welcome".My ego isn't frail. When I go to the zona I'm looking for a good fun sexy time. I'm not looking to waste my time and energy walking around collecting disgusted "go to hell" looks or "fuck off and die" "get the fuck out of my face" type comments. Sorry but that's not my idea of a good time. That doesn't mean I have a frail ego. Smd, you've previously stated that you gain "unhealthy amusement" from being an annoying offensive f*ck head to the chicas.

Scatmandoo you're literally the textbook definition of a annoying, time wasting, bandwidth wasting, completely worthless, useless TROLL. And the ONLY reason I haven't put you on ignore yet is I feel the need to refute your constant barrage of bullsh*t, because there are noobs out there reading this board and they see your huge post count mistakenly thinking that you're some kind of expert. When the truth is scatmandoo is not an expert at all, he's just a weirdo troll.

I've noticed that almost all of smd's reports begin with the words "a decade ago" or "back in 2006". Smd reminds me of Willie Nelson in the movie Half Baked "I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime". Smd is like that old grandpa telling his grandkids stories about his fishing trips and all the big fish he used to catch way back in his younger days.

Smd you literally are one of the biggest most annoying trolls I've ever encountered anywhere on the internet.

[ScatManDoo]

My ego isn't frail. I did not say that yours ego was.

But I did notice in your trip report that a rejection seemed to result in your tucking your tail between your legs and running up seven levels above the SG sidewalk.


I've noticed that almost all of smd's reports begin with the words "a decade ago" or "back in 2006". Smd reminds me of Willie Nelson in the movie Half Baked "I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime".You really are ageing me Jinxx.

Because I do remember when I was a sophomore in high school back in 1973 while taking a crap in a door-less toilet stall.

Witnessing one senior selling another a "lid" for $10 back before I ever smoked pot.


Smd is like that old grandpa telling his grandkids stories about his fishing trips and all the big fish he used to catch way back in his younger days.I probably am "grandfathered in" on some of the rates that I pay in pesos to the chicas since a lot of the initial negotiations I made to them was during the "walker month" I enjoyed at the Leyva in February and March 2014, when the peso was closer to 12:1. For the last six years I've been paying most of the walkers in my rotation (or those brought around as working amigas) 100 pesos for a blow job or 150 p for full service.

My most recent trips made in January 2019 and March 2019 I unilaterally raised their pay to 200 p + regalo for full service for some. That's in line with what the locals I talk to pay, sin the regalo.

[ScatManDoo]

I stand corrected. My last two trips to La Zona were in January 2020 and March 2020. A seven day trip and a six day trip.

[ScatManDoo]

Scatmandoo you're literally the textbook definition of a annoying, time wasting, bandwidth wasting, completely worthless, useless TROLL. And the ONLY reason I haven't put you on ignore yet is I feel the need to refute your constant barrage of bullsh*t, because there are noobs out there reading this board and they see your huge post count mistakenly thinking that you're some kind of expert. I feel the same way about you and your posts where you seem to recommend going up cold to street girls and asking her "How much?

[Jinxx]

I did not say that yours ego was.

But I did notice in your trip report that a rejection seemed to result in your tucking your tail between your legs and running up seven levels above the SG sidewalk.

You really are ageing me Jinxx.

Because I do remember when I was a sophomore in high school back in 1973 while taking a crap in a door-less toilet stall.

Witnessing one senior selling another a "lid" for $10 back before I ever smoked pot.

I probably am "grandfathered in" on some of the rates that I pay in pesos to the chicas since a lot of the initial negotiations I made to them was during the "walker month" I enjoyed at the Leyva in February and March 2014, when the peso was closer to 12:1. For the last six years I've been paying most of the walkers in my rotation (or those brought around as working amigas) 100 pesos for a blow job or 150 p for full service.

My most recent trips made in January 2019 and March 2019 I unilaterally raised their pay to 200 p + regalo for full service for some. That's in line with what the locals I talk to pay, sin the regalo.Just to be clear to any noobs out there reading this, when smd talks about the "walkers" he hooks up with for 100 pesos he's talking about strung out drug addicts. "Walkers" are the trashy, dirty, skanky, drug addicts that walk around the zona trying to lure guys in to get paid just enough pesos to run straight to the drug dealers and get a hit of whatever hardcore drug they're addicted to.

That's who this scatmandoo guy is. He's a low-level, bottom feeding, slimeball. Scatmandoo is not the expert he attempts to portray himself as.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking a chica "how much?" As long as you know what the normal going rates are. 500 pesos for full service quicky is a perfectly normal fair price. Some chicas will accept 300-400 and some chicas won't accept less than 600-700. (I've never paid over 600 for FS quicky). It is what it is. But 500 is the standard average price, whether you ask "how much" or whatever your approach might be.

Smd is NOT the pro expert he claims to be. 90% of his posts are completely worthless, other than for a laugh or pure entertainment purposes.

[ScatManDoo]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking a chica "how much?" I agree with you completely Jinxx.

It is not wrong to ask a chica "how much?

Where we disagree is that I believe it (for negotiations) puts the monger at a disadvantage when compared to the monger starting out negotiation with suggesting the amount & service level.

I started this negotiation strategy after I had been mongering in Tijuana for more than nine years.

I offer the standard local fee for the smallest, most basic cita service.

I'm certainly not the pickiest on looks, if she's skinny and looks young, she gets an offer.

But the real hounds are the walkers who a repeating chica brought along to my room for BJ threesomes.

Back in 2014,11 of the 16 sex workers I offered 100 pesos on the sidewalk for a BJ, said "Si".

Three of those walkers brought along 19 additional walker / amigas to my room to participate in BJ threesomes & foursomes (18 out of 19 also said yes to 100 p). All of their names, and numerous pictures, were posted back in 2014 & 2015 on a couple sites.

[Dogers69]

$500 pesos, which is $25 bucks, I've never paid that much for a street girl. Jeez, I'm the last guy that wants to pay $80 for a bar girl, but at least at that price you get a safe hotel, a shower to use with clean towels, (not clean sheets). Double the time, CBJ is expected. 95% will let you play with her tits, 100 % are nude, half will do BBBJ, 1/3rd will do DFK, probably half will let you eat them out. And they have personalities and a sense of humor. Where as street girls are often always out there working, not as attractive, either fat or really frail bodies, often not getting STDs checked, if you ask the 20 year old ones for ID, most won't have it with them. But, 25 bucks for street girl, I wouldn't pay that. I pay 15, for 20 she's agreeing ahead of time to CBJ and no clothes. Most of them I wouldn't want for free due to dirty bed spreads and no shower situation. I just use them on the rare occasion I spent 3 hours in the bars and got jealous watching all the guys go upstairs with woman in HK that I can't afford, nor would be happy with anyway.

[MamaGuevos]

I am visiting San Diego and would love to get in a 2 day side trip to Tijuana for a little sport f-ing. I think I will focus on escorts, tagged and Badoo girls but take in some of the bars when I need to rest or a girl doesn't show up. Looking to do 5-7 chicas. Hablo Espanol.

I would like some information on 1) how easy it is to get in and out of Mexico now? I need an up to date assessment (sometime after Feb 8th). Should I be making the land crossing at 3 am? 8 pm? Etc. Do I need a doctor's appointment or something stupid like that? 2) how easy it is to get back to the USA the following day. Do I need a COVID test? How would that be obtained the same day I arrive? 3) An overall assessment of whether it is really possible to go into Tijuana, spend a day and a night there and return to the USA.

BTW: I tried RTFF, but a few guys are so concerned with calling each others liars and trolls that the real business of the ISG is hidden. Guys, the ISG has its share of liars and trolls. But let's just ignore them.

[Dcrist0527]

Thank you, Jinx. That is a huge distinction to make for a noob. The difference between a walker and a standing girl is night and day. There is a slight bit of regulation to be a standing girl. They are supposed to have a health card. Last I heard, COVID put all that on pause. But, from a health safety perspective, I would not session with a walker with my worst enemy's dick. I'm the biggest proponent in do what you want. We all look for different things. But for noobs, there is a huge distinction between a girl standing in the same spot all day and a girl literally walking through the streets. Based on Jinx's explanation, you can't say you haven't been warned.


Just to be clear to any noobs out there reading this, when smd talks about the "walkers" he hooks up with for 100 pesos he's talking about strung out drug addicts. "Walkers" are the trashy, dirty, skanky, drug addicts that walk around the zona trying to lure guys in to get paid just enough pesos to run straight to the drug dealers and get a hit of whatever hardcore drug they're addicted to.

That's who this scatmandoo guy is. He's a low-level, bottom feeding, slimeball. Scatmandoo is not the expert he attempts to portray himself as.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with asking a chica "how much?" As long as you know what the normal going rates are. 500 pesos for full service quicky is a perfectly normal fair price. Some chicas will accept 300-400 and some chicas won't accept less than 600-700. (I've never paid over 600 for FS quicky). It is what it is. But 500 is the standard average price, whether you ask "how much" or whatever your approach might be.

Smd is NOT the pro expert he claims to be. 90% of his posts are completely worthless, other than for a laugh or pure entertainment purposes.

[Captain Solo]

MamaGuevos.

Everyday tens of thousands people, Mexican workers, students and tourists cross the border on foot back and forth between San Diego and Tijuana. It would be impossible to put any restriction on their movement, and none are known.

Crossing on foot, Mexican immigration and customs guys will single out guys appearing to cross into Tijuana for girls and hold them for half hour, squeezing them for the alleged tourist permit FMM, which is not legally required, just a shakedown for $30 bribe. You habla Espanol. It's up to you how you want to resist or pay some money to save time. Alternative is to hire someone to pick you up in the US and drive you over. Mexican Customs at the El Chaparral car crossing check very few cars, may be 1 in a thousand, primarily for stolen / unregistered cars, imported goods ect and never demand the fake FMM bribe.

Walking back into the US in the last few week, my wingmen have been going through the CBP's booths anytime between 8 PM to midnight without delays or requirements for CoVid test. Yesterday Valentine Sunday we expected a very busy weekend and a long line of pedestrians, but there was no line waiting on the pedestrian path to cross back. The wingman said there was a big crowd waiting inside the US Customs building but it moved quickly and he crossed back in 5 minutes.

Based on our multiple crossings in the last week, it's entirely feasible to cross into Tijuana and back without legal hassles or delay. Just avoid the busy commuting time back to the US between 5 AM and 8 AM, when many workers go to work in San Diego, and there may be a wait to cross on foot or in car lanes.

Go ahead and have some fun with hot Tijuana's girls. Don't miss out on your good sexy opportunity.

[Dogers69]

Anyone can walk into Mexico for any reason and pay the $30 6 month pass. Just don't tell them your going to bang chicks. Pick a nice restaurant and memorize a name to say who your going to meet. No covid test to return. Seems like Sunday mornings at least before 7 there was no wait to return at san yasudro by foot. Any other day it's a 3 to 4 hour wait except from 8 pm to 3 am where it can be 1 minute to one hour usually. Or pay the 7 bucks to cut the 3 hour line with the bus pass they will sell all over the place but you have to sit on a packed bus with no window for 50 minutes.

[Mr Enternational]

No covid test to return. Seems like Sunday mornings at least before 7 there was no wait to return at san yasudro by foot. Any other day it's a 3 to 4 hour wait except from 8 pm to 3 am where it can be 1 minute to one hour usually.Saturday night at 7 pm it took us 1 hour and 40 minutes.


Or pay the 7 bucks to cut the 3 hour line with the bus pass they will sell all over the place but you have to sit on a packed bus with no window for 50 minutes.About 10 minutes after we got in line, some guys with a bunch of gold and diamonds walked up. One of the touts saw them and told them they could pay $30 to get on the bus and cross. They went with him. BM Cool said the guys were getting ripped off and it should not have been no more than $10 and it would take at least 30 minutes.

[KC Questor]

BTW: I tried RTFF, but a few guys are so concerned with calling each others liars and trolls that the real business of the ISG is hidden. Guys, the ISG has its share of liars and trolls. But let's just ignore them.Why would you ask this in a thread called "Stupid Shit in Tijuana" if you want to avoid the trolls? There are plenty of useful, valid posts in the "General Reports" or other forums.

[ScatManDoo]

Thank you, Jinx. That is a huge distinction to make for a noob. The difference between a walker and a standing girl is night and day. There is a slight bit of regulation to be a standing girl. They are supposed to have a health card. Last I heard, COVID put all that on pause. But, from a health safety perspective, I would not session with a walker with my worst enemy's dick. I'm the biggest proponent in do what you want. We all look for different things. But for noobs, there is a huge distinction between a girl standing in the same spot all day and a girl literally walking through the streets. Based on Jinx's explanation, you can't say you haven't been warned.There is definitely a large distinction from escorts, who usually lack health cards from walkers who always lack health cards apart from bar girls who usually have health cards and street girls who almost always have them.

Many posters use the term "Street Walker" when they are instead writing about Street Girls. The administrators don't help with the confusion, by refusing to have a separate thread for Street Girls, like we have for Escorts, Bar Girls, and Street Walkers.

All sex with all types of Tijuana prostitutes has a high risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.

When I opt out of condom use, I squirt about a half-ounce 50% hydrochloric peroxide solution up my urethra and enjoy the scrubbing bubbles.

[Jinxx]

I am visiting San Diego and would love to get in a 2 day side trip to Tijuana for a little sport f-ing. I think I will focus on escorts, tagged and Badoo girls but take in some of the bars when I need to rest or a girl doesn't show up. Looking to do 5-7 chicas. Hablo Espanol.

I would like some information on 1) how easy it is to get in and out of Mexico now? I need an up to date assessment (sometime after Feb 8th). Should I be making the land crossing at 3 am? 8 pm? Etc. Do I need a doctor's appointment or something stupid like that? 2) how easy it is to get back to the USA the following day. Do I need a COVID test? How would that be obtained the same day I arrive? 3) An overall assessment of whether it is really possible to go into Tijuana, spend a day and a night there and return to the USA.

BTW: I tried RTFF, but a few guys are so concerned with calling each others liars and trolls that the real business of the ISG is hidden. Guys, the ISG has its share of liars and trolls. But let's just ignore them.Bro! Are you aware that your username literally means "cocksucker"? LMAO!

But seriously you don't need any tests or medical stuff. Try to go through the Mexican citizen line. Then if that doesn't work tell them that you're going to do some volunteer charity work and spread word of Jesus Christ. It might help to memorize some bible verses before you go.

[BrotherMouzone]

I am visiting San Diego and would love to get in a 2 day side trip to Tijuana for a little sport f-ing. I think I will focus on escorts, tagged and Badoo girls but take in some of the bars when I need to rest or a girl doesn't show up. Looking to do 5-7 chicas. Hablo Espanol.

I would like some information on 1) how easy it is to get in and out of Mexico now? I need an up to date assessment (sometime after Feb 8th). Should I be making the land crossing at 3 am? 8 pm? Etc. Do I need a doctor's appointment or something stupid like that? 2) how easy it is to get back to the USA the following day. Do I need a COVID test? How would that be obtained the same day I arrive? 3) An overall assessment of whether it is really possible to go into Tijuana, spend a day and a night there and return to the USA.

BTW: I tried RTFF, but a few guys are so concerned with calling each others liars and trolls that the real business of the ISG is hidden. Guys, the ISG has its share of liars and trolls. But let's just ignore them.I traveled to Tijuana last Thursday (2/11) for the first time since last summer, crossing the border by foot. Was very easy to get into Mexico. I crossed at around 5 pm with a large luggage bag and a backpack and told them I was staying for two dental appointments over the course of 5 days. One the next day and the 2nd early the following week. I already had a completed FMM card. The customs lady looked over my completed form and passport, signed it, and let me proceed without issue. (I did not have to pay the $20 or $30 bribe.) Also a couple days later that weekend, I left Mexico to run a couple errands in San Diego and returned at around 1 pm with just my passport and FMM card. The customs official looked at my FMM card and just waved me through (without even asking me why I was coming to Mexico) since it had already been stamped. So I actually entered Mexico twice last week with no issues and without having to pay any bribes.

Leaving Mexico to return to the USA Was super-easy as well. I don't know why this would ever be a problem unless you don't have the proper documents or you're coming back with something you shouldn't be coming back with. When I returned yesterday, the customs official asked me what I was doing in Mexico and I just said it was a mini-vacation given the federal holiday (which for my situation was actually the truth unlike the dental appointment excuse I gave the Mexican customs official). Did mention to the official I went to several places in Tijuana, including Playas, Revolucion, Zona Norte, etc. (which was also the truth). Customs official did ask to search my backpack (which has never happened in all the years I've come to Tijuana) and did like a 10-15 second half-assed search. After that, he let me go without issue. But that was actually the first time I've had a customs official ask me more than two questions or conducted any search of my bags. All other times it's just been 1-2 general questions about why I was in Mexico and they let me through.

No COVID tests are needed entering or returning. When going from the USA To Mexico they do take your temperature after the Mexican customs official reviews your documents.

Good luck with everything in Mexico. Yeah, I couldn't agree more with your last statement. The constant bickering substantially detracts from the quality of these boards. It's beyond old at this point and I'm starting to see if I can find other boards as a replacement. Some of the posters here seem to not understand that responding to the "liars and trolls" with more inflammatory comments attacking them just makes things worse and really makes them look almost as ridiculous. If you have that much of a problem with a particular poster, just ignore their posts or put them on your ignore list. Cluttering up the boards with further incendiary comments really defeats the purpose but they seem to not understand that point.

[LuvMexicanas]

I traveled to Tijuana last Thursday (2/11) for the first time since last summer, crossing the border by foot. Was very easy to get into Mexico. I crossed at around 5 pm with a large luggage bag and a backpack and told them I was staying for two dental appointments over the course of 5 days. One the next day and the 2nd early the following week. I already had a completed FMM card. The customs lady looked over my completed form and passport, signed it, and let me proceed without issue. (I did not have to pay the $20 or $30 bribe.) Also a couple days later that weekend, I left Mexico to run a couple errands in San Diego and returned at around 1 pm with just my passport and FMM card. The customs official looked at my FMM card and just waved me through (without even asking me why I was coming to Mexico) since it had already been stamped. So I actually entered Mexico twice last week with no issues and without having to pay any bribes.

Leaving Mexico to return to the USA Was super-easy as well. I don't know why this would ever be a problem unless you don't have the proper documents or you're coming back with something you shouldn't be coming back with. When I returned yesterday, the customs official asked me what I was doing in Mexico and I just said it was a mini-vacation given the federal holiday (which for my situation was actually the truth unlike the dental appointment excuse I gave the Mexican customs official). Did mention to the official I went to several places in Tijuana, including Playas, Revolucion, Zona Norte, etc. (which was also the truth). Customs official did ask to search my backpack (which has never happened in all the years I've come to Tijuana) and did like a 10-15 second half-assed search. After that, he let me go without issue. But that was actually the first time I've had a customs official ask me more than two questions or conducted any search of my bags. All other times it's just been 1-2 general questions about why I was in Mexico and they let me through..I think some might find the excessively long post above as clutter but then again we are in the Stupid Shit in Tijuana thread, which is something to consider. Just sayin. I think KC had a similar callout to the poster you replied to.

[Jackie888]

I am planning to move to Tijuana. Possibly in the playas. But I noticed that most of the pricing on the Tijuana Craigslist is in American Dollars. There were one or two in Mexican pesos, and you get a ton more value. Therefore, I concluded that there is some price gouging done for American renters.

Does anyone know some sources to find Tijuana Apartments other than Tijuana Craigslist or driving around and look for rental open houses? I am looking to spend $400 - 900 for a 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Parking. Playas side. Possibly Rosarito. I'd like a nice place I can stay for long term and call home. I am not looking for a hole in the wall to save money. A condo would be ideal. Anyways, I am trying to avoid the gringo sur charge.

[Babe Magnet]

I am planning to move to Tijuana. Possibly in the playas. But I noticed that most of the pricing on the Tijuana Craigslist is in American Dollars. There were one or two in Mexican pesos, and you get a ton more value. Therefore, I concluded that there is some price gouging done for American renters.

Does anyone know some sources to find Tijuana Apartments other than Tijuana Craigslist or driving around and look for rental open houses? I am looking to spend $400 - 900 for a 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Parking. Playas side. Possibly Rosarito. I'd like a nice place I can stay for long term and call home. I am not looking for a hole in the wall to save money. A condo would be ideal. Anyways, I am trying to avoid the gringo sur charge.There is always price gouging of Americans in Tijuana on everything and apartments are no exception. Now is a bad time to be looking for a deal as real estate is riding a bubble-like wave, although it's better to look in winter than summer as you are more apt to find a deal in winter, especially in la playas. Most condos in la playas (Tijuana & Rosarito) are furnished as many of them are vacation rentals as well. In Playas de Rosarito, it is unlikely you'll find anything decent under US $1,500 per month. In Playas de Tijuana, probably not much under US $1,200. Decent, of course, is a relative term and I'm using my definition of decent, which may differ from yours.

Most of the condos in the $1,000 range are in bumfuck Egypt; anything decent in Zona Rio will cost you upwards of $1,000. There are usually some studio units available in El Florido IV (an ex-pat gringo community) for $400-500 per month that are decent but El Florido is southeast of bumfuck Egypt so you'd need your own means of transportation and the will to deal with all the BS American drivers deal with in Tijuana to live there. You can find a 2/1 for $1,000 or less there, but openings are rare.

Be aware of the semana / mes bait and switch when looking at ads. Unscrupulous realtors / managers will advertise a property for $400 but then when you read the fine print (or worse get ready to sign a contract), you'll discover it's $400/ week, so be sure you understand the rental duration posted, which isn't always that clear. Also, expect to pay first, last + a deposit, with referrals, pay stubs and credit recommendation in many properties as they have been burned over the years by Americans who come to Tijuana, rent an apartment for a year and then abandon it after a couple of months. Gringos are not highly regarded by many property owners / managers.

To address your question specifically, besides Craigslist, there's milavisos.com.mx, vivanuncios.com.mx and a ton of realtors who advertise on facebook. I have contacts for a number of realtors in Baja (none of which I necessarily recommend or endorse but are a necessary evil when renting property as most owners of the better properties live in the US). If you want to PM me, I can send you a list of names and numbers of several Baja realtors, FWIW.

[Artisttyp]

There is always price gouging of Americans in Tijuana on everything and apartments are no exception. Now is a bad time to be looking for a deal as real estate is riding a bubble-like wave, although it's better to look in winter than summer as you are more apt to find a deal in winter, especially in la playas. Most condos in la playas (Tijuana & Rosarito) are furnished as many of them are vacation rentals as well. In Playas de Rosarito, it is unlikely you'll find anything decent under US $1,500 per month. In Playas de Tijuana, probably not much under US $1,200. Decent, of course, is a relative term and I'm using my definition of decent, which may differ from yours.

Most of the condos in the $1,000 range are in bumfuck Egypt; anything decent in Zona Rio will cost you upwards of $1,000. There are usually some studio units available in El Florido IV (an ex-pat gringo community) for $400-500 per month that are decent but El Florido is southeast of bumfuck Egypt so you'd need your own means of transportation and the will to deal with all the BS American drivers deal with in Tijuana to live there. You can find a 2/1 for $1,000 or less there, but openings are rare.

Be aware of the semana / mes bait and switch when looking at ads. Unscrupulous realtors / managers will advertise a property for $400 but then when you read the fine print (or worse get ready to sign a contract), you'll discover it's $400/ week, so be sure you understand the rental duration posted, which isn't always that clear. Also, expect to pay first, last + a deposit, with referrals, pay stubs and credit recommendation in many properties as they have been burned over the years by Americans who come to Tijuana, rent an apartment for a year and then abandon it after a couple of months. Gringos are not highly regarded by many property owners / managers.

To address your question specifically, besides Craigslist, there's milavisos.com.mx, vivanuncios.com.mx and a ton of realtors who advertise on facebook. I have contacts for a number of realtors in Baja (none of which I necessarily recommend or endorse but are a necessary evil when renting property as most owners of the better properties live in the US). If you want to PM me, I can send you a list of names and numbers of several Baja realtors, FWIW.This is some good information. Just to add most landlords will make you sign a lease of 6 months with first and last up front in cash. I have even heard of some mgmt companies subtracting rent directly from your bank account so you won't be running away without paying.

I have rented several apartments in Tijuana. The best bet is to go to the area you want to be and start dialing numbers you see on signs. Someone is usually very close by and willing to show you the place.

All renters charge dollars. That's the benefit of renting to gringos. Its no big deal really but it helps the landlord out a lot. They can save that money until the dollar rises again and they can make a few more pesos out of it. You can't blame them for doing it.

[Phordphan]

I am planning to move to Tijuana. Possibly in the playas. But I noticed that most of the pricing on the Tijuana Craigslist is in American Dollars. There were one or two in Mexican pesos, and you get a ton more value. Therefore, I concluded that there is some price gouging done for American renters.

Does anyone know some sources to find Tijuana Apartments other than Tijuana Craigslist or driving around and look for rental open houses? I am looking to spend $400 - 900 for a 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Parking. Playas side. Possibly Rosarito. I'd like a nice place I can stay for long term and call home. I am not looking for a hole in the wall to save money. A condo would be ideal. Anyways, I am trying to avoid the gringo sur charge.If you want to live in Gringolandia you're going to have to deal with gringo pricing. Playas, Rosarito, anywhere near the beach between the two, is going to cost you. And all the gringos simply say "Well, if this were California we'd be paying quadruple or more. " If you want to pay local prices you're going to have to live where the locals live, and in much the same way. But few Westerners are prepared to do that.

[Jackie888]

Anyone here crazy like me to consider buying a condo in Tijuana? How does taking out a mortgage work in Mexico? Anyone tried it?

[KC Questor]

Anyone here crazy like me to consider buying a condo in Tijuana? How does taking out a mortgage work in Mexico? Anyone tried it?I would never buy property in Mexico until I had lived there at least 5 years to make sure it was for me. I know lots of people do it, though. As a foreigner you are prohibited from owning property in Mexico within 100 km of the border, but you can set up a trust (fideicomiso) or a corporation. It's super common. You pay like $500 per year to set up the company. You own the company and the company owns the condo. Tons of information online.

[PVMonger]

I am planning to move to Tijuana. Possibly in the playas. But I noticed that most of the pricing on the Tijuana Craigslist is in American Dollars. There were one or two in Mexican pesos, and you get a ton more value. Therefore, I concluded that there is some price gouging done for American renters.

Does anyone know some sources to find Tijuana Apartments other than Tijuana Craigslist or driving around and look for rental open houses? I am looking to spend $400 - 900 for a 2 bedroom, 1 bath. Parking. Playas side. Possibly Rosarito. I'd like a nice place I can stay for long term and call home. I am not looking for a hole in the wall to save money. A condo would be ideal. Anyways, I am trying to avoid the gringo sur charge.Since I retired to Mexico (Puerto Vallarta) 8 years ago, the peso has devalued about 100% relative to the USD. The peso was 11 per USD 8 years ago and now it is 20.

Real estate pricing in USD is common in all Mexican resort areas. It makes sense since the value of the peso bounces around a lot. It isn't price gouging at all. But imagine trying to sell a place and pricing it in pesos. $2 million pesos this week, $2,200,000 next week, $2,400,000 3 months from now, etc. Same with rentals.

BTW, most Mexican RE is purchased in CASH and mortgage rates (if you can get one) are higher than in the US and with a far shorter term.

[Dickus Maximus]

Since I retired to Mexico (Puerto Vallarta) 8 years ago, the peso has devalued about 100% relative to the USD. The peso was 11 per USD 8 years ago and now it is 20.

Real estate pricing in USD is common in all Mexican resort areas. It makes sense since the value of the peso bounces around a lot. It isn't price gouging at all. But imagine trying to sell a place and pricing it in pesos. $2 million pesos this week, $2,200,000 next week, $2,400,000 3 months from now, etc. Same with rentals.

BTW, most Mexican RE is purchased in CASH and mortgage rates (if you can get one) are higher than in the US and with a far shorter term.Also, keep in mind that when you sell you will owe capital gains in both the United States and Mexico with credits for what you pay the other. Mexico has a high cap gains rate although there are some exclusions as well. Also, because the price of the property may go up in pesos even though the price in dollars doesn't change or even goes down, you could owe Mexican capital gains even on a dollar loss. The tax issues are rather complicated.


I would never buy property in Mexico until I had lived there at least 5 years to make sure it was for me. I know lots of people do it, though. As a foreigner you are prohibited from owning property in Mexico within 100 km of the border, but you can set up a trust (fideicomiso) or a corporation. It's super common. You pay like $500 per year to set up the company. You own the company and the company owns the condo. Tons of information online.Within 100 km of the border and 50 km of the coast. My understanding is that there are a number of problems with using a corporation. You have to make monthly tax fillings. There must be a minimum of two owners of the corporation. Also, I think it keeps you from getting preferential utility rates reserved for residential and also keeps you from getting the capital gains exclusion.

[Phordphan]

Anyone here crazy like me to consider buying a condo in Tijuana? How does taking out a mortgage work in Mexico? Anyone tried it?All good advice here. The trust (fideicomiso) is virtually identical to its USA counterpart. In fact, it's an excellent way to buy real estate in the USA and shield yourself from certain kinds of liability. Apropos of nothing, California uses Trust Deeds instead of mortgages because much of CA real estate law is based on Spanish law, left over from when CA was property of Spain. So, the fideicomiso is the way to go. You control the trust, you're the beneficiary of the trust, but you technically don't own the property contained in the trust.

As stated earlier, traditional mortgages really don't exist in Mexico. You'll need cash. I looked at a condo in Otay a while ago. Their financing was something like a fat down payment and four, or six, or some such, payments. 30 year mortgage? Nope!

Having said all that, I would never buy something in Mexico that I could not afford to walk away from in an emergency.

[LuvMexicanas]

I think a lot of us monger partially due to the lack of commitment. It doesn't get much easier than una hora at a time. That's kind of my philosophy with foreign real estate. Of course, this does not apply to the investor types, but if you're simply looking to live in a desired location, why not rent? The flexibility and ability to walk away with minimal harm are crucial for me. Variety is key and I know many of us live by the best pussy is new pussy mantra. Perhaps consider applying that to where you live. I get bored easily so buying something works contrary to that. During a five year period, renting a year each in Tijuana, Puerto Vallarta, Guanajuato, CDMX and Mazatlan sounds a lot more appealing than buying something in one of those cities and living there all five years. Everything depends on your individual circumstances and desires, but I wanted to throw out an alternative approach.

[RikyMichaels7]

I think a lot of us monger partially due to the lack of commitment. It doesn't get much easier than una hora at a time. That's kind of my philosophy with foreign real estate. Of course, this does not apply to the investor types, but if you're simply looking to live in a desired location, why not rent? The flexibility and ability to walk away with minimal harm are crucial for me. Variety is key and I know many of us live by the best pussy is new pussy mantra. Perhaps consider applying that to where you live. I get bored easily so buying something works contrary to that. During a five year period, renting a year each in Tijuana, Puerto Vallarta, Guanajuato, CDMX and Mazatlan sounds a lot more appealing than buying something in one of those cities and living there all five years. Everything depends on your individual circumstances and desires, but I wanted to throw out an alternative approach.I agree with LuvMexicans. I have lived in different parts of Mexico. Living in one place in Mexico for a long period of time wears on you. As much as it seems adventurous, the third world aspect of it all gets old after awhile, and especially if you live in Tijuana. I know several friends that have bought condos and houses in and around Ensenada and Rosarito and are regretful. Much better to rent for awhile and then move around. Remember, you are not in America. All of the amenities that we often take for granted do not exist in Mexico. My ex girlfriend from Tropical (I am still trying to get over the damage she inflicted on me) lived in two different apartments not far from La Coahuila. They were one bedroom apartments and she paid 150 and 200 for each. They were not bad and the neighbors were cool. My favorite places lived were Playas and Rosarito, where my rents were 600 and 700 respectively for 2 bedroom places that would have commanded upwards of 12-14 hundred dollars a month in LA or San Diego.

[Jinxx]

I got to rant about these uber drivers stopping to pump gas. I guess this is also a "culture" thing. And it's happened to me on several occasions so I know it wasn't just a a one-off type of coincidence. Of all the times I've taken an uber or Lyft in the US I've never had a driver pull over and put gas during the ride that I'm paying for. US drivers know that if they're too much of a lazy inconsiderate a-hole to pump gas before accepting a passenger that they will lose their tip and get a low rating. But in Mexico I guess they see things differently. I know what they're doing they're so tight with their pesos they wait until they have a paying customer to actually go and buy fuel. It's such an ass backwards mentality, and in the US would be considered a total dick move, but it seems to be accepted practice in Tijuana.

[KC Questor]

During a five year period, renting a year each in Tijuana, Puerto Vallarta, Guanajuato, CDMX and Mazatlan sounds a lot more appealing than buying something in one of those cities and living there all five years.Exactly. I don't want to be stuck living somewhere just because I bought property there. If I like it, I can renew my lease. If not, move somewhere else! See the world a year at a time.


Having said all that, I would never buy something in Mexico that I could not afford to walk away from in an emergency.I have a buddy who owned a luxury beachside villa on Isla Margarita in Venezuela. He was married to a Venezuelan woman in it was technically in her name, but that didn't matter to the government. When Venezuela and the US got into an economic war, they seized all American-owned assets and he had to flee the country.

I know Mexico is not exactly Venezuela, but I wouldn't want to risk anything I couldn't afford to lose in the event of legal shenanigans by some government official, corrupt broker, or scammer.

[Captain Solo]

Some guys just cannot be stopped from marrying a big girl, buying a house in Tijuana and settling down for eternal bliss.

Why put up with all these assholes laws, taxes and filing requirement every year just to own a pad? Not sure owning your own place in Tijuana is a good idea with lots of crimes and required maintenance, taxes and filing every year. Any potential happiness or capital gain may not be there or worth the hassle.

[RikyMichaels7]

Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.

[Ctytek]

Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.Hear, hear. Tijuana is great in small dozes, but the third world shitshow gets to you after a while. A bit like a Zona Norte chica. Good to bang and hang out for a weekend or two, but marrying and settling with, not so much. Those who really want to live there should just rent, never buy.

[LuvMexicanas]

Hear, hear. Tijuana is great in small dozes, but the third world shitshow gets to you after a while. A bit like a Zona Norte chica. Good to bang and hang out for a weekend or two, but marrying and settling with, not so much. Those who really want to live there should just rent, never buy.You're a lot more patient than me. Hanging out with a chica for even a day gets on my last nerve so I rarely do it. When I motion to the money on the table, that's her cue to hit the road.

[Phordphan]

I got to rant about these uber drivers stopping to pump gas. I guess this is also a "culture" thing. And it's happened to me on several occasions so I know it wasn't just a a one-off type of coincidence. Of all the times I've taken an uber or Lyft in the US I've never had a driver pull over and put gas during the ride that I'm paying for. US drivers know that if they're too much of a lazy inconsiderate a-hole to pump gas before accepting a passenger that they will lose their tip and get a low rating. But in Mexico I guess they see things differently. I know what they're doing they're so tight with their pesos they wait until they have a paying customer to actually go and buy fuel. It's such an ass backwards mentality, and in the US would be considered a total dick move, but it seems to be accepted practice in Tijuana.Man, if it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck. I've never had a Uber driver do that. In Thailand, yes. I've had Libres do it. Maybe I've just been lucky. I'll ask Rocky the Flying Squirrel, aka The Queen of Uber. It makes sense that they'd run on the edge. I don't think the Uber drivers make all that much money. That's why I tip them religiously.

[Phordphan]

Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.What you're describing is life in the Zona Norte, or life in Gringolandia, like Rosarito. GTFO of the places where the gringo rules and things get a lot better. Gringos in Mexico tend to attract all the Riff Raff.

[SpeedToys]

In Thailand, yes.Yes. YES. But, TiT.

The airport is efficient as fuck, you can be door to gate in 20 min any time, any day. But. The cab ride miiiiiight need some time.

Never OUT of BKK, always back to it.

[Jinxx]

In Tijuana if you find yourself at a four way stop sign intersection do not "wait your turn" as you would normally do driving in the US. When it's your turn to go you'd better be already rolling halfway through the intersection or else you'll never get a chance to go. Basically you have to drive like a total asshole or you'll get ran over left in the dust. And the tricky part is when you cross into San Diego you have to mentally reprogram yourself to drive by American rules and standards.

[Dogers69]

Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.This need to escape Tijuana hits me everyday by 8 am. Well 9 am if I go to grab a coffee for a bit. I can only handle the daytime on Saturday and Sunday when I can go walk with the food shoppers in the technology flea market area. And from what I'm hearing cops are checking a lot shoes for $$ too now so eventually they will get me for money. In the morning even on revolucion street I've had cops stop car to look at me and decide if they should stop me. I don't find the restaurant food to be good either as a vegetarian. Can do much better in san Diego at same price. Even the revolucion hotels aren't only saving me 15 dollars a night vd much nicer San Diego hotels with more amenities in San Diego. Anyway I get out of Tijuana by 10 am almost every night I stay over.

[Phordphan]

I got to rant about these uber drivers stopping to pump gas. I guess this is also a "culture" thing. And it's happened to me on several occasions so I know it wasn't just a a one-off type of coincidence. Of all the times I've taken an uber or Lyft in the US I've never had a driver pull over and put gas during the ride that I'm paying for. US drivers know that if they're too much of a lazy inconsiderate a-hole to pump gas before accepting a passenger that they will lose their tip and get a low rating. But in Mexico I guess they see things differently. I know what they're doing they're so tight with their pesos they wait until they have a paying customer to actually go and buy fuel. It's such an ass backwards mentality, and in the US would be considered a total dick move, but it seems to be accepted practice in Tijuana.I just spoke to Rocky the Flying Squirrel, a / k / a The Uber Queen. Every month my credit card statement has 3 full pages of Uber charges. I suspect she lives in one. I asked her if she'd experienced an Uber driver stopping for gas in the middle of a fare. She said it had never happened. Once, the driver was close but didn't show any movement. She called him and he said he was getting gas. She waited for 20 minutes but the pendejo never showed. But, as I said earlier, I have been in Taxi Libres that stopped for gas mid-fare.

[Artisttyp]

I've been in ruta taxis filled with passengers stopping for gas. Its like needing a bathroom. Its never a good time but its always the RIGHT time.

[Captain Solo]

Babe Magnet.

Clunker Fan is so proud he's screwing a woman looking like a squirrel, most likely an old, shriveled squirrel too.

Hehehe.

[Babe Magnet]

I just spoke to Rocky the Flying Squirrel, a / k / a The Uber Queen. Every month my credit card statement has 3 full pages of Uber charges. I suspect she lives in one. I asked her if she'd experienced an Uber driver stopping for gas in the middle of a fare. She said it had never happened.Well, there you have it, Jinxx. It never happened. You were imagining things. Because if it didn't happen to Ford van, then it didn't happen. His experiences are the only ones that are relevant on this forum. Yours don't count. Sorry, bro.

[Babe Magnet]

Would be fun to drink with you and find out more about her.I'll be in la zona today (2/3). I will make it a point to be at HK at 6 pm, so if you're around, the first one's on me. Hell, on second thought, why don't we invite Ford van, too. He might even learn something.

[Phordphan]

Well, there you have it, Jinxx. It never happened. You were imagining things. Because if it didn't happen to Ford van, then it didn't happen. His experiences are the only ones that are relevant on this forum. Yours don't count. Sorry, bro.Are you still butthurt over me calling you out over you insisting that $80 was the standard bribe for a traffic stop? Get over yourself.

[Dickus Maximus]

Well, there you have it, Jinxx. It never happened. You were imagining things. Because if it didn't happen to Ford van, then it didn't happen. His experiences are the only ones that are relevant on this forum. Yours don't count. Sorry, bro.I take a lot of Ubers in Mexico and it has never happened to me. That doesn't mean it doesn't happen. But also suggests it doesn't happen that much. Let people provide their experience without attacking them.

[Captain Solo]

Babe Magnet,

Sorry I cannot get down to Tijuana until Saturday. Go right ahead. All HK girls are yours, hehe.

I know a lot of good, fun guys who go to HK regularly to pop girls. Guys in my car pool are nice, fun, classy gentlemen. I have lots of fun with them.

I have enough good friends that I won't bother with a nasty, stupid old asshole, full of hot air up his ass, he thinks he's better than everybody else, and if he cannot do something, nobody else can do it. He thinks of himself so highly, it's ridiculous and annoying.

[ScatManDoo]

I must not be understanding something about this discussion. If my uber driver winds up being low on fuel, why would I raise a hissyfit about him or her pulling into a gas station and buying gas?

I would not prefer to run out.