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Jackie888
03-03-21, 22:43
I've has taxis asking me for an advance payment, stop on the way to the border and get gas. I didn't think anything of it. Probably the same if a Uber had to get gas.

It was 50 pesos. I guess I would be insulted if I was paying $50 USD. I set my expectations to coincide with the amount of money I pay I guess.

Jinxx
03-03-21, 23:38
I must not be understanding something about this discussion. If my uber driver winds up being low on fuel, why would I raise a hissyfit about him or her pulling into a gas station and buying gas?

I would not prefer to run out.When do you ever understand anything, troll?

The problem is he knew very well he had an empty tank before he accepted a trip. That's his responsibility to have his car fully ready for the next passenger, and that includes having enough fuel. I'm paying him to get me to the hot chicas and cold beer as directly and quickly as possible. I'm not paying him to stop and put gas, slowing me down, something he should've done before he made himself available on the app.

What I'm not understanding is why you smd spend every second of your sad life being an annoying troll on a Tijuana monger board, when you don't even monger and you don't even go to Tijuana.

One Eyed Man
03-04-21, 02:33
I've has taxis asking me for an advance payment, stop on the way to the border and get gas. I didn't think anything of it. Probably the same if a Uber had to get gas.

It was 50 pesos. I guess I would be insulted if I was paying $50 USD. I set my expectations to coincide with the amount of money I pay I guess.I had a client tell a story once about a driver who had to stop to get gas and broke down (emotionally) at the gas station because he didn't have the cash to fill up the tank. (he said he lent him the money, and the driver was grateful and repaid it.) Sometimes people lack the cash necessary just to get to work.

SpeedToys
03-04-21, 02:53
I must not be understanding something about this discussion. If my uber driver winds up being low on fuel, why would I raise a hissyfit about him or her pulling into a gas station and buying gas?

I would not prefer to run out.I prefer people planning ahead, and not making -me- 15 min late as part of -their- ride service.

Jinxx
03-04-21, 05:43
I've has taxis asking me for an advance payment, stop on the way to the border and get gas. I didn't think anything of it. Probably the same if a Uber had to get gas.

It was 50 pesos. I guess I would be insulted if I was paying $50 USD. I set my expectations to coincide with the amount of money I pay I guess.I can tell you're a mellow easy-going guy. I'm learning to be that way too. This has happened to me 3 times now and honestly it doesn't even bother me anymore. I guess I let it stress me out the first couple times because I was already running late. And plus you already know if I tell a chica I'm on my way and she gets another guy ready to buy her fichas she's not going to turn him down just to wait on me. Some times every second counts when you're racing to the booty.

Baxter Slade
03-04-21, 06:27
That's the problem. Little head thinking for big head.

Most bar girls don't make $100 a night, at least on week nights. I'm pretty close with a number of bar girls and they tell me it's damn difficult to pull $100 It sure is great to have someone on this board who is close with the bar girls. Maybe you could help us out and answer a question or 2.

Do hk girls have a quota on how many drinks they must sell?

Ctytek
03-04-21, 06:46
It sure is great to have someone on this board who is close with the bar girls. Maybe you could help us out and answer a question or 2.

Do hk girls have a quota on how many drinks they must sell?He he. I have been wondering what happened to good old Clammy. Thankfully, he has been reincarnated as BabeMagnet to keep us all educated about the intricacies of HKG fish a system.

ScatManDoo
03-04-21, 16:09
I can tell you're a mellow easy-going guy. I'm learning to be that way too. This has happened to me 3 times now and honestly it doesn't even bother me anymore. Then why would you write this just three days ago?


I got to rant about these uber drivers stopping to pump gas. I guess this is also a "culture" thing. And it's happened to me on several occasions so I know it wasn't just a a one-off type of coincidence. Of all the times I've taken an uber or Lyft in the US I've never had a driver pull over and put gas during the ride that I'm paying for. US drivers know that if they're too much of a lazy inconsiderate a-hole to pump gas before accepting a passenger that they will lose their tip and get a low rating. But in Mexico I guess they see things differently. I know what they're doing they're so tight with their pesos they wait until they have a paying customer to actually go and buy fuel. It's such an ass backwards mentality, and in the US would be considered a total dick move, but it seems to be accepted practice in Tijuana.

Phordphan
03-04-21, 17:00
He he. I have been wondering what happened to good old Clammy. Thankfully, he has been reincarnated as BabeMagnet to keep us all educated about the intricacies of HKG fish a system.LOL! I was wondering when somebody would make the comparison! Where's the Like button when you need it?

Jackie888
03-04-21, 18:42
I can tell you're a mellow easy-going guy. I'm learning to be that way too. This has happened to me 3 times now and honestly it doesn't even bother me anymore. I guess I let it stress me out the first couple times because I was already running late. And plus you already know if I tell a chica I'm on my way and she gets another guy ready to buy her fichas she's not going to turn him down just to wait on me. Some times every second counts when you're racing to the booty.Yeah I can see your point with a chica dropping you if you are late. I just have special experiences with those yellow taxis that getting me to where I am going is a seen as a success. One time I almost got into a fight with a gorilla cab driver that outweighed me by 100 pounds and about a foot taller who demanded a big tip. The other time I got cursed out for refusing to take a $10 ride to HK. So getting gas is a minor offense.

Baxter Slade
03-04-21, 22:39
Another question for babe magnet. How do yoj feel about guys who wear sunglasses in the bars?

TomJackin
03-04-21, 22:40
He he. I have been wondering what happened to good old Clammy. Thankfully, he has been reincarnated as BabeMagnet to keep us all educated about the intricacies of HKG fish a system.It's not uncommon for posters to have multiple screen names on this site.

SpeedToys
03-05-21, 01:49
LOL! I was wondering when somebody would make the comparison! Where's the Like button when you need it?In a year beyond 2002 where ISG is stuck.

Scbb1
03-06-21, 23:35
Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.That is so true, I get there on Friday night and leave Sunday morning. I always can't wait to get to my mobile home in El Cajon.

Jackie888
03-07-21, 00:30
Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.I think that what you are describing is strictly the Zona Norte. While Tijuana is the pits and very over priced compared to big cities like Mexico City or Puebla, there is life outside the Zona Norte for ordinary people. I suspect that the biggest challenge to living in Mexico is the language, and not the rip off antics of the bars and meseros and taco carts nor the meth out beggars and police.

Travv
03-07-21, 19:12
If you live in Chiapas in a hut, Tijuana is overpriced. But compared to California or the USA? The big cities in California are now probably worse than Tijuana: sample article with video: The Only Growth Industry in San Francisco Right Now is Crime.

In recent months, Walgreens has closed 10 stores in the San Francisco area due to shoplifting. The thieves are brazen. . . "

https://www.targetliberty.com/2021/03/the-only-growth-industry-in-san.html

Video: Jogger tries to rob Asian man at gunpoint. But had his own gun and starting shooting back.

"Authorities in Santa Barbara are searching Luthaniel Richardson a well known smoker from Raymond crip! Witnesses on scene say mr Richardson tried to carjack ken su ling a foreign exchange student. . . That's when mr Ling. Parallel parked mr Richardson with a 45 pistol leaving Luthaniel running for his life. Authorities are urging citizens not to approach the suspect in question he is considered dangerous."

https://vidmax.com/video/202632-jogger-tries-to-rob-asian-man-at-gunpoint-as


I think that what you are describing is strictly the Zona Norte. While Tijuana is the pits and very over priced compared to big cities like Mexico City or Puebla, there is life outside the Zona Norte for ordinary people. I suspect that the biggest challenge to living in Mexico is the language, and not the rip off antics of the bars and meseros and taco carts nor the meth out beggars and police.

StRobert
03-07-21, 20:17
Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.Compared to neighborhoods like "Tenderloin" in San Francisco, "Skid Row" in LOS Angeles, "South Bronx" in New York City or ruined Detroit, "Zona Norte" in Tijuana doesn't look so bad. (Please google images).

SpeedToys
03-07-21, 20:42
Here is something to think about and it may not apply to some of you but it definitely does to me. When I go down to Tijuana, there invariably comes a time when I want to get the Hell out of there. I usually go down on a Thursday night. By Sunday morning I have had enough. The third world smell of the place, the crappy rip off antics of the bars and the meseros, the food that has given me a stomach ache, the damn ranchera and banda music, the methed out beggars, the corrupt policia. You get the idea. I long to get back to the good ole USA. Imagine buying a place out there and getting this urgent need to get the Hell out of there but you are stuck. Think about it. Some of my friends that have bought there wish they didn't.Pattaya does this to me too, Tijuana as well, but for different reasons.

Being more 'stuck' in TH, I've made it a mid-trip ritual to do nothing drink or lady related, I start the day at the Orphanage there (which is somewhat impressive), and make a sizable donation from my own 4 and from what friends give that know I'm going and pitch in.

Then I get on the scooter and head as far from town as I can to go see something new every trip. A day or two out of 'town' seeing natural smiles outside of a bar or gogo does wonders.

Dogers69
03-08-21, 02:36
If you live in Chiapas in a hut, Tijuana is overpriced. But compared to California or the USA? The big cities in California are now probably worse than Tijuana: sample article with video: The Only Growth Industry in San Francisco Right Now is Crime.

In recent months, Walgreens has closed 10 stores in the San Francisco area due to shoplifting. The thieves are brazen. . . "

https://www.targetliberty.com/2021/03/the-only-growth-industry-in-san.html

Video: Jogger tries to rob Asian man at gunpoint. But had his own gun and starting shooting back.

"Authorities in Santa Barbara are searching Luthaniel Richardson a well known smoker from Raymond crip! Witnesses on scene say mr Richardson tried to carjack ken su ling a foreign exchange student. . . That's when mr Ling. Parallel parked mr Richardson with a 45 pistol leaving Luthaniel running for his life. Authorities are urging citizens not to approach the suspect in question he is considered dangerous."

https://vidmax.com/video/202632-jogger-tries-to-rob-asian-man-at-gunpoint-asSan Diego is the same way, California citizens, or at least the vocal ones, want the crime. It's the liberals here they don't really want police around or jails etc. Everybody has there stuff stolen in San Diego frequently its normal. In a lot of ways going to Tijuana is like a cleansing vacation. If you compare the people staying in revolucion hotels vs San Diego hotels, there's no comparison. The Tijuana people are cleaner, more normal, mentally healthier, more respectful, not smoking cigarettes and weed constantly.

LobElsewhere
03-08-21, 22:29
Can anyone recommend where in Zona Norte I could buy high quality tequila at a cheaper price than in the USA? I'm thinking stuff like don Julio 70 or 1942 and planning on carrying it back across the border.

Captain Solo
03-09-21, 01:36
UETA sells liquors far cheaper than any stores in Mexico:

https://www.ueta.com/store/product/tequila/don-julio-70th-tequila-750ml-80p/

Have a Mexico receipt for something, so CBP won't hassle you where you bought it!

Quick Love
03-09-21, 04:53
Another question for babe magnet. How do yoj feel about guys who wear sunglasses in the bars?These people are trying too hard to look cool, it's pretty Sad and desperate. Unless you're blind, an actual Rockstar or got some crazy, lazy, googly eyes. Then wearing sunglasses in a dark club should be banned.

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 02:36
Another question for babe magnet. How do yoj feel about guys who wear sunglasses in the bars?Does having to pay for pussy make you feel less of a man?

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 02:41
It sure is great to have someone on this board who is close with the bar girls. Maybe you could help us out and answer a question or 2.

Do hk girls have a quota on how many drinks they must sell?I realize that some of you people couldn't get a girl out on a date if you drugged her but some of us actually have relationships with women that extend past 30 lackluster minutes in a brothel bed.

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 03:00
Babe Magnet,

Sorry I cannot get down to Tijuana until Saturday. Captain, I rarely ever go to the titty bars on the weekend--I'm normally involved in undercover work on the weekends. Hehe. Next time you're planning a weekday trip, give me a heads up. We'll hoist a few beers together.

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 03:09
I looked at a condo in Otay a while ago.Otay. LOL. That's about your speed, phlimphlam.

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 03:12
He he. I have been wondering what happened to good old Clammy. Thankfully, he has been reincarnated as BabeMagnet to keep us all educated about the intricacies of HKG fish a system.Just change your screen name to Clueless. At least that way, people will understand why you post such drivel.

Babe Magnet
03-10-21, 03:16
Let people provide their experience without attacking them.Well said, Dickus. Are you listening, PhlimPhlam?

Haokool
03-10-21, 04:35
compared to neighborhoods like "tenderloin" in san francisco, "skid row" in los angeles, "south bronx" in new york city or ruined detroit, "zona norte" in tijuana doesn't look so bad. (please google images).hahahahahaha!

Baxter Slade
03-10-21, 17:17
Does having to pay for pussy make you feel less of a man?I guess you should have payed more attention to what you read, before you got banned from that other site.

And hard to believe your brother capt. Solow the king of fake news wanting to know the source of news story. It is possible you both have reading comprehension issues.

ScatManDoo
03-10-21, 19:49
I realize that some of you people couldn't get a girl out on a date if you drugged herI learned it's better that way from watching porn.

StRobert
03-11-21, 07:19
Can anyone recommend where in Zona Norte I could buy high quality tequila at a cheaper price than in the USA? I'm thinking stuff like don Julio 70 or 1942 and planning on carrying it back across the border.You can buy in the store "Tijuana Duty Free". The store is right at the pedestrian entrance to the US on the right side of the walkway. Entrance: "Ped east" across the trolley station in San Ysidro. Before Covid, the store was open until 9 PM or 10 PM? As I remember. After the store closes, the window is open all night, but they don't have all kinds of alcohol. The store has a large selection of tequila, brandy, vodka etc. At lower prices than in the US and you can ask for advice. The regulations allow you to bring only 1 liter of alcohol to the USA.

Captain Solo
03-11-21, 08:21
Babe Magnet.

Like his loser friends, Basturd wines, dines, romances old, ugly women, then pays big money for every pop hehe.

Does having to pay for pussy make you feel less of a man?

SpeedToys
03-11-21, 19:14
Babe Magnet.

Like his loser friends, Basturd wines, dines, romances old, ugly women, then pays big money for every pop hehe.

Does having to pay for pussy make you feel less of a man?Guys. Love ya all. But.

This isn't high school. Ok?

It's "Stupid Shit in Tijuana", not "Stupid Shit By BMs".

LuvMexicanas
03-14-21, 04:14
I realize that some of you people couldn't get a girl out on a date if you drugged her but some of us actually have relationships with women that extend past 30 lackluster minutes in a brothel bed.You assume having relationships with women is something to aspire to. If that's your thing, knock yourself out but don't make it the universal bar because it's not. I can only tolerate 99% of them one hour at a time.

Drf1987
03-15-21, 06:41
I wish I had more hands LuvMexicanas so I could give your reply 6 thumbs up! Bang'them and keep moving!


You assume having relationships with women is something to aspire to. If that's your thing, knock yourself out but don't make it the universal bar because it's not. I can only tolerate 99% of them one hour at a time.

BajaDude75
03-15-21, 07:45
The best place to buy high quality tequila near Zona.

Norte is Kentucky Derby liquor on Third and Madero. They have good stuff. They are open 24 hours but raise the prices between 9 pm and 9 am.

LuvMexicanas
03-16-21, 02:19
I wish I had more hands LuvMexicanas so I could give your reply 6 thumbs up! Bang'them and keep moving!Thanks man. I'm glad you get it too because we have too many PLM types posting about having game or relationships. They overcomplicate the easiest concept: I pay and she puts out. As Chris Rock said, new pussy clears your mind.

Babe Magnet
03-17-21, 15:03
You assume having relationships with women is something to aspire to. If that's your thing, knock yourself out but don't make it the universal bar because it's not. I can only tolerate 99% of them one hour at a time.Honestly, LuvMuffin, if you can shoot fish in a barrel and feel like a stud doing it, then more power to you, but if you are incapable of forming a relationship with a woman beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed you are seriously fucked up. Just sayin'.

LuvMexicanas
03-17-21, 17:05
Honestly, LuvMuffin, if you can shoot fish in a barrel and feel like a stud doing it, then more power to you, but if you are incapable of forming a relationship with a woman beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed you are seriously fucked up. Just sayin'.You need to read a dictionary so you actually understand the words you use. Incapable is different than choosing not to. You need to work on your reading comprehension vs imposing your vision upon others. I have enough relationships. I will tell you when I need more since you seem to be policing it.

LuvMexicanas
03-17-21, 17:09
I guess you should have payed more attention to what you read, before you got banned from that other site.

And hard to believe your brother capt. Solow the king of fake news wanting to know the source of news story. It is possible you both have reading comprehension issues.We seriously need a like button.

Captain Solo
03-17-21, 17:56
Babe Magnet.

To be fair, some men and even women are the ugliest, stupidest sociopaths, full of resentment and hatred, devoid of any loving feelings or happiness, nobody would want to go near them. I know a few bad examples personally. These people have to inflict extreme pains on others to stimulate their own feelings and are likely to become mass murderers like the one lin Atlanta.

Even fish in a barrel and dogs would want to run away and keep distances.

Ctytek
03-17-21, 22:54
You need to read a dictionary so you actually understand the words you use. Incapable is different than choosing not to. You need to work on your reading comprehension vs imposing your vision upon others. I have enough relationships. I will tell you when I need more since you seem to be policing it.You forgot that Clammy-the-Magnet never pays for putas. They just give it up for free to his fat gringo ass, because he forms deep relationships with them, talking with them for hours about ins and outs of Hong Kong quota system.

DramaFree11
03-18-21, 01:08
We seriously need a like button.You 2 guys will never stop. Just ignore his reports, just not that hard. I think it is more jealousy than anything else. Who cares about someone grammar.

LuvMexicanas
03-18-21, 02:45
You 2 guys will never stop. Just ignore his reports, just not that hard. I think it is more jealousy than anything else. Who cares about someone grammar.You should follow your own advice and ignore my reports yet you don't. Go troll elsewhere.

DramaFree11
03-18-21, 19:50
You should follow your own advice and ignore my reports yet you don't. Go troll elsewhere.The trolling is being done by you. My life is great, I am killing at work and with the girls in Mexico. You might try to be happy and stop criticizing everyone.

DramaFree11
03-18-21, 23:59
Honestly, LuvMuffin, if you can shoot fish in a barrel and feel like a stud doing it, then more power to you, but if you are incapable of forming a relationship with a woman beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed you are seriously fucked up. Just sayin'.Well said, these guys hate everyone and try to find fault in all there reports. Good job, keep writing reports.

DramaFree11
03-19-21, 00:02
Thanks man. I'm glad you get it too because we have too many PLM types posting about having game or relationships. They overcomplicate the easiest concept: I pay and she puts out. As Chris Rock said, new pussy clears your mind.You obviously, have no game, all you do is complain, about people having way more fun then you.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 00:54
The trolling is being done by you. My life is great, I am killing at work and with the girls in Mexico. You might try to be happy and stop criticizing everyone.Interesting take and a recurring theme in your posts is your compulsive tendency to ensure you share how well you're doing, as if anyone asked. When was your last Tijuana post? When were you last in Tijuana, maybe two years ago? Yet you drop out of the blue to reply to my post. I think it's clear you're the troll.

DramaFree11
03-19-21, 02:02
Interesting take and a recurring theme in your posts is your compulsive tendency to ensure you share how well you're doing, as if anyone asked. When was your last Tijuana post? When were you last in Tijuana, maybe two years ago? Yet you drop out of the blue to reply to my post. I think it's clear you're the troll.I lived there and was there every 2 weeks, but you choose to leave out those details, because it does not go with your narrative. I love Tijuana and will be back soon. I am in MTY every 10 days, who cares. Only you, with your crazy rules. Yes, I am killing, sorry. You should try to have some fun, instead of complaining and criticizing everyone.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 02:17
You obviously, have no game, all you do is complain, about people having way more fun then you.As expected, you throw out the bait and a PLM comes running to take it hook, line and sinker. LMAO.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 02:18
You obviously, have no game, all you do is complain, about people having way more fun then you.As expected, you throw out the bait and a PLM comes out of the woodwork to take it hook, line and sinker. LMAO.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 02:28
Well said, these guys hate everyone and try to find fault in all there reports. Good job, keep writing reports.Per your old routine, you must have got bored in the slow threads you regularly frequent so you come to the Tijuana threads seeking attention again. So predictable.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 15:30
I lived there and was there every 2 weeks, but you choose to leave out those details, because it does not go with your narrative. I love Tijuana and will be back soon. I am in MTY every 10 days, who cares. Only you, with your crazy rules. Yes, I am killing, sorry. You should try to have some fun, instead of complaining and criticizing everyone.Ancient history. You avoided my question of when you were last in Tijuana. No matter. Post a link to your last Tijuana session. Please display your vast Tijuana experience that isn't dated.

DramaFree11
03-19-21, 17:08
Ancient history. You avoided my question of when you were last in Tijuana. No matter. Post a link to your last Tijuana session. Please display your vast Tijuana experience that isn't dated.You are real screwed up. Read all you like. You real need a life.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 18:54
You are real screwed up. Read all you like. You real need a life.Keep hurling insults. You can talk the talk but when it comes time to walk the walk, as always, you have nothing. Keep trolling a thread for a city you haven't been to in ages.

DramaFree11
03-19-21, 23:18
Keep hurling insults. You can talk the talk but when it comes time to walk the walk, as always, you have nothing. Keep trolling a thread for a city you haven't been to in ages.Dude you are one angry guy.

LuvMexicanas
03-19-21, 23:57
Dude you are one angry guy.Good one. Keep going off topic and dodging simple questions. Post your most recent (it will be ancient of course) Tijuana session report. I dare you.

Babe Magnet
03-23-21, 01:35
You forgot that Clammy-the-Magnet never pays for putas. They just give it up for free to his fat gringo ass, because he forms deep relationships with them, talking with them for hours about ins and outs of Hong Kong quota system.Cyclops, you are so fucking clueless they should name a government program after you.

Babe Magnet
03-23-21, 01:37
Babe Magnet.

To be fair, some men and even women are the ugliest, stupidest sociopaths, full of resentment and hatred, devoid of any loving feelings or happiness, nobody would want to go near them. I know a few bad examples personally. These people have to inflict extreme pains on others to stimulate their own feelings and are likely to become mass murderers like the one lin Atlanta.

Even fish in a barrel and dogs would want to run away and keep distances.Yeah, I've seen some of the clowns in the bars. I'm damn surprised the thick necks even let them in they're so pathetic looking. Chicas run and hide when they enter the bar.

Babe Magnet
03-23-21, 01:44
You need to read a dictionary so you actually understand the words you use. Incapable is different than choosing not to. You need to work on your reading comprehension vs imposing your vision upon others. I have enough relationships. I will tell you when I need more since you seem to be policing it.You can mince words however you like, LuvMuffin, but the fact is whether you're unwilling or incapable is irrelevant. If you "choose not" to form relationships with women that go beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed, you're a fucking freak by societal standards.

Babe Magnet
03-23-21, 01:48
I guess you should have payed more attention to what you read, before you got banned from that other site.

And hard to believe your brother capt. Solow the king of fake news wanting to know the source of news story. It is possible you both have reading comprehension issues.LOL. Baxturd, you should've "payed" more attention in grammar / spelling class in school (assuming you actually attended one). It is possible you have writing comprehension issues.

Babe Magnet
03-23-21, 01:54
You 2 guys will never stop. Just ignore his reports, just not that hard. I think it is more jealousy than anything else. Who cares about someone grammar.LOL. Baxturd and LuvMuffin have a bad case of cyber penis envy, DramaFree. It comes from jerking off to trip reports in their mom's basements.

DramaFree11
03-23-21, 02:31
LOL. Baxturd and LuvMuffin have a bad case of cyber penis envy, DramaFree. It comes from jerking off to trip reports in their mom's basements.Yep, he is an angry and jealous dude. He likes to make up rules, but does not follow the most simplest rules. I and others are living a dream. He is critique spelling and complaining. He acts like grumpy, jealous old man.

ScatManDoo
03-23-21, 02:38
Babe Magnet or BeeochSlapper?

DramaFree11
03-23-21, 02:53
You can mince words however you like, LuvMuffin, but the fact is whether you're unwilling or incapable is irrelevant. If you "choose not" to form relationships with women that go beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed, you're a fucking freak by societal standards.Be. Sl. Another positive report as always. You and L. Mexican are the 2 that have problems not everyone else. Keep up the informative and positive reports.

Baxter Slade
03-23-21, 04:00
Its kind of funny how clammy (babemagnet) was able to try to hide behind a new name. But the only problem is he is unable to hide his personality disorder.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 04:14
Yep, he is an angry and jealous dude. He likes to make up rules, but does not follow the most simplest rules. I and others are living a dream. He is critique spelling and complaining. He acts like grumpy, jealous old man.Keep dodging and going off on tangents. Post a link to your most recent (it will be ancient of course) Tijuana session report. I dare you. You crave and need attention to offset your inadequacy so you visit the Tijuana threads to make yourself feel better.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 04:18
You can mince words however you like, LuvMuffin, but the fact is whether you're unwilling or incapable is irrelevant. If you "choose not" to form relationships with women that go beyond 30 minutes in a brothel bed, you're a fucking freak by societal standards.Man, you really are obtuse. This is a hooker board so forgive me if I choose not to form relationships with hookers. I have relationships with women. I don't to need to supplement with relationships with hookers. If you choose to, great. I don't judge because it's your dick, time and money.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 04:21
LOL. Baxturd and LuvMuffin have a bad case of cyber penis envy, DramaFree. It comes from jerking off to trip reports in their mom's basements.Are you a union member? Do you need a co-pilot to ride with you? Be your own man. Try it. You might even like it.

DramaFree11
03-23-21, 14:57
Keep dodging and going off on tangents. Post a link to your most recent (it will be ancient of course) Tijuana session report. I dare you. You crave and need attention to offset your inadequacy so you visit the Tijuana threads to make yourself feel better.Read reports HK / Moscow. All you do is complain and make crap up. I have been 20 girls to your 1. I actually work 60-80 hours a week. I am traveling to Mexico at least every 2 weeks. As soon as I done cleaning storm damage in Austin I will be back in Tijuana. I was there 20-30 times last year, but who is counting. I do not have time for yours and be. Sl. Stupid and jealous behavior.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 15:46
Read reports HK / Moscow. All you do is complain and make crap up. I have been 20 girls to your 1. I actually work 60-80 hours a week. I am traveling to Mexico at least every 2 weeks. As soon as I done cleaning storm damage in Austin I will be back in Tijuana. I was there 20-30 times last year, but who is counting. I do not have time for yours and be. Sl. Stupid and jealous behavior.I could care less about Moscow or wherever else you visit. You were in Tijuana 20-30 times last year? Okay then, post one a link to one 2020 trip report. I triple dog dare you.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 15:54
Its kind of funny how clammy (babemagnet) was able to try to hide behind a new name. But the only problem is he is unable to hide his personality disorder.The only thing that gives me pause on whether it's clammy is that he had no respect for DF so he'd never seek approval from him but strange alliances happen all the time I suppose. Me personally, I've never had beef with clammy but I know many others have and we all remember his epic rant on fichas.

LuvMexicanas
03-23-21, 16:39
Read reports HK / Moscow. All you do is complain and make crap up. I have been 20 girls to your 1. I actually work 60-80 hours a week. I am traveling to Mexico at least every 2 weeks. As soon as I done cleaning storm damage in Austin I will be back in Tijuana. I was there 20-30 times last year, but who is counting. I do not have time for yours and be. Sl. Stupid and jealous behavior.You should read what you wrote. The problem with lying is you have to continue lying to cover up the previous lies. Checkout this previous post from you and it wasn't in response to me but another member. You acknowledge that you'll stop droning on about other cities in Tijuana threads. Did you adhere to that? Nope. You say above that you were in Tijuana 20-30 times last year yet you lack definitive, direct knowledge of the most basic things. http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4077-Stupid-Shit-in-Tijuana&p=2517151&viewfull=1#post2517151.

DramaFree11
03-23-21, 18:58
You should read what you wrote. The problem with lying is you have to continue lying to cover up the previous lies. Checkout this previous post from you and it wasn't in response to me but another member. You acknowledge that you'll stop droning on about other cities in Tijuana threads. Did you adhere to that? Nope. You say above that you were in Tijuana 20-30 times last year yet you lack definitive, direct knowledge of the most basic things. http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4077-Stupid-Shit-in-Tijuana&p=2517151&viewfull=1#post2517151.Dude,

You are lying and omitting details as usual. Just like you tried to prove I do not go to MTY every 10-14 days, that worked out well. You real need a life.

DramaFree11
03-23-21, 19:15
The only thing that gives me pause on whether it's clammy is that he had no respect for DF so he'd never seek approval from him but strange alliances happen all the time I suppose. Me personally, I've never had beef with clammy but I know many others have and we all remember his epic rant on fichas.Pretty bad when you use J. See and Dr. Clammy as your reference. My life is great, you real should try to see the positives instead of making crap up and being angry all the time. I need to get back to work, something you know very little about.

Jinxx
03-23-21, 21:55
The only thing that gives me pause on whether it's clammy is that he had no respect for DF so he'd never seek approval from him but strange alliances happen all the time I suppose. Me personally, I've never had beef with clammy but I know many others have and we all remember his epic rant on fichas.Clam is the man as far as I'm concerned. He's a super cool dude in real life. He just has zero tolerance for bullshit (or what he perceives as bullshit) and he tells it like it is.

I honestly don't think Babe Magnet and Clam are the same poster. They definitely have some similarities, but I don't think they're the same person. Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things but, just throwing in my little two cents.

Jinxx
03-23-21, 22:33
Just my two cents and I can only speak for myself, but I don't try to DFK chicas. The times I have DFK bar chicas was entirely because they initiated it. Even then I don't do the whole make out session with them. F*ck that where I come from that's only for simps. And I definitely don't want BBFS either, that's not even an option for me. I live by the words of legendary Houston rapper Devin The Dude "Show them what their pussy made for". I go to the zona for one thing and one thing only, to put some rock hard fossilized bone as deep up in that twat as she'll let me go. Chicas know right off the bat Jinxx is not coming to make sweet love to nooobody. Jinxx is coming to put in work on that ass.

And no I'm not knocking anyone else's mongering style. Everyone has their own particulars as far as what turns them on, I just happen to prefer raw nasty puta dog in heat type sex. Please don't judge me.

Babe Magnet
03-24-21, 00:08
Pretty bad when you use J. See and Dr. Clammy as your reference. My life is great, you real should try to see the positives instead of making crap up and being angry all the time. I need to get back to work, something you know very little about.Oh, baxturd is going to work very hard, DF, so he can pay those super-inflated chica prices. Then he'll be an even angrier little boy when the price of pussy starts to eat into his allowance. LOL.

Babe Magnet
03-24-21, 00:10
Are you a union member? Do you need a co-pilot to ride with you? Be your own man. Try it. You might even like it.LOL. I was born a better man than you'll ever live to be, LuvMuffin.

LuvMexicanas
03-24-21, 00:12
Dude,

You are lying and omitting details as usual. Just like you tried to prove I do not go to MTY every 10-14 days, that worked out well. You real need a life.Jajaja! I could care less about that place or whether you went there. You need to lay off this sauce.

Babe Magnet
03-24-21, 00:19
Man, you really are obtuse. This is a hooker board so forgive me if I choose not to form relationships with hookers. I have relationships with women. I don't to need to supplement with relationships with hookers. If you choose to, great. I don't judge because it's your dick, time and money.I can see how in your tiny, little mind, you might think that way. If I never got laid outside a puta bar I might think that way as well. But, don't go projecting your sexual shortcomings onto me.

BTW, "hookers" are women, too. Don't believe me: turn one over and look. You'll see I'm right.

LuvMexicanas
03-24-21, 00:23
Pretty bad when you use J. See and Dr. Clammy as your reference. My life is great, you real should try to see the positives instead of making crap up and being angry all the time. I need to get back to work, something you know very little about.You really seem bent on conveying that your life is so great that it's bizarre. However, this is not the life is good thread. It's a Tijuana thread so again for the umpteenth time, I dare you to post a link to your last Tijuana session report. It should be easy right? After all, you said you visited 20-30 times last year.

Artisttyp
03-24-21, 00:34
I think most hookers would rather suck a raw D than have to DFK some of us. Many of us mongers have horrid breath or nose hairs, hairy ears etc. Some guys have been drinking all night without mouthwash or brushing their teeth. I would be gagging on vomit if I had to kiss strangers for a living. I love to do it though especially after eating the girl's ass or pussy but I'm not kidding anybody when I tell myself she must need the money REALLY bad to do that. Not to mention I get grossed out by her being willing to do it. If she did it with me what other creep has she done it with?

Especially now with COVID I would RUN from any hooker who DFK's.

Jackie888
03-24-21, 00:54
Some of you guys have been watching Mean Girls too many times and it has influenced how you post.

DramaFree11
03-24-21, 01:45
Clam is the man as far as I'm concerned. He's a super cool dude in real life. He just has zero tolerance for bullshit (or what he perceives as bullshit) and he tells it like it is.

I honestly don't think Babe Magnet and Clam are the same poster. They definitely have some similarities, but I don't think they're the same person. Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things but, just throwing in my little two cents.Jinx I give you credit you see the positive in everyone. I am not into street girls, but I do like your reports.

DramaFree11
03-24-21, 01:52
Clam is the man as far as I'm concerned. He's a super cool dude in real life. He just has zero tolerance for bullshit (or what he perceives as bullshit) and he tells it like it is.

I honestly don't think Babe Magnet and Clam are the same poster. They definitely have some similarities, but I don't think they're the same person. Not that it really matters in the grand scheme of things but, just throwing in my little two cents.I must say, that I give Dr. Clammy credit, at least he wrote trip reports and gave guys credit for writing reports. Delusional yes, but he at least tried to get laid and talked about girls. L. Mex. Is the opposite, just an angry, jealous, bitter dude.

I thought the guys on the Kiev Page were crazy, but again they write reports and talk about girls. They have very low standards and are delusional, but at least they write reports. Mex. Just complains and tries to make up rules to make himself look good.

Fitted
03-24-21, 03:47
I think most hookers would rather suck a raw D than have to DFK some of us. Many of us mongers have horrid breath or nose hairs, hairy ears etc. Some guys have been drinking all night without mouthwash or brushing their teeth. I would be gagging on vomit if I had to kiss strangers for a living. I love to do it though especially after eating the girl's ass or pussy but I'm not kidding anybody when I tell myself she must need the money REALLY bad to do that. Not to mention I get grossed out by her being willing to do it. If she did it with me what other creep has she done it with?

Especially now with COVID I would RUN from any hooker who DFK's.That's why guys don't get DFK, because they're ugly and smelly. As far as guys she kisses before me, out of sight out of mind for me, I don't over analyze it. Plus, if you really want to get into the science, the mouth processes germs quickly, to the point you can't detect any DNA within one hour of kissing someone. On top of that, alcohol is a natural germ killer so if you're that worried about it, the germs are pretty much killed every time you take a new sip of your drink. If she's into you, she'll DFK 7-8 times out of 10. There are some who want do it on principle and those are the ones I try to sniff out and dispense with ASAP.

Baxter Slade
03-24-21, 04:01
The only thing that gives me pause on whether it's clammy is that he had no respect for DF so he'd never seek approval from him but strange alliances happen all the time I suppose. Me personally, I've never had beef with clammy but I know many others have and we all remember his epic rant on fichas.Well I never had a beef with clammy either. I respected all his knowledge on the inside information of HK. But then this Babemagnet shows up and I'm thinking this guy is starting to sound a lot like the MIA clammy. So I make a couple posts about him having inside info on the ficha system. And bring up one of his pet peeves (guys in bars wearing sunglasses). And how does he respond? He goes ape shit on me, a guy who has never had a problem with me in the past.

Yep its clammy.

Babe Magnet
03-24-21, 05:01
Every single one of them since high school open mouth and used tongue with various skill levels.You are correct. Mexican girls kiss just like any other girl. I've never met a Mexican girl who didn't DFK or do anything else consenting adults do on a date. Now, some girls follow the "no kiss on first date" custom that has been around for generations. I had one like that awhile back who wouldn't kiss on the first date and we got that straightened out really fast. The second time around, she damn near swallowed my tongue. I had to beg for mercy.

The problem is that most girls just aren't into the mongers that frequent the bars in Tijuana. Take a look around next time you're in a bar and ask yourself. Would I kiss that? Some mongers are damn frightening to look at.

If you don't look like you just crawled off the set of The Walking Dead and you don't have BO so bad vultures are circling overhead and if you have most of your front teeth and brush and gargle occasionally, chances are good you'll get what you want out of a girl. Then again, in 30 minutes: probably not.

LuvMexicanas
03-24-21, 05:11
Well I never had a beef with clammy either. I respected all his knowledge on the inside information of HK. But then this Babemagnet shows up and I'm thinking this guy is starting to sound a lot like the MIA clammy. So I make a couple posts about him having inside info on the ficha system. And bring up one of his pet peeves (guys in bars wearing sunglasses). And how does he respond? He goes ape shit on me, a guy who has never had a problem with me in the past.

Yep its clammy.Whoever it is it's clear that he's acting out from having been shoved into a locker in high school.

LuvMexicanas
03-24-21, 05:26
I must say, that I give Dr. Clammy credit, at least he wrote trip reports and gave guys credit for writing reports. Delusional yes, but he at least tried to get laid and talked about girls. L. Mex. Is the opposite, just an angry, jealous, bitter dude.

I thought the guys on the Kiev Page were crazy, but again they write reports and talk about girls. They have very low standards and are delusional, but at least they write reports. Mex. Just complains and tries to make up rules to make himself look good.You give Clammy credit? Interesting because he didn't have one ounce of respect for you. I've written plenty of reports including photos. Anyone can simply click on the photo gallery, set filter to Tijuana and review whatever time period they want. The fact that you're dishonest on a constant basis about me not posting trip reports is pathetic because it's easily proven otherwise by the method I just described. The comical aspect is your constant lying and avoidance of simple questions. For the umpteenth time, I dare you to post a link to your most recent Tijuana session report. It should be easy right unless you lied about visiting Tijuana 20-30 times over the last year.

Jinxx
03-24-21, 06:22
Jinx I give you credit you see the positive in everyone. I am not into street girls, but I do like your reports.I respect all ISG posters because we all have something to contribute. Even scatmandoo. I give him a hard time but I must admit he's got to have some big balls to do the crazy shit he does. Hanging out on calle primera, barebacking twacked out streetwalkers, shooting penicillin into his dick immediately after each session. Smd either has big giant cojones or he's batshit crazy (probably a combination of both). If nothing else he's useful as an example of what not to do, and who not to be. Lmao!!

ScatManDoo
03-24-21, 09:42
I would be gagging on vomit if I had to kiss strangers for a living. I love to do it though especially after eating the girl's ass or pussy but I'm not kidding anybody when I tell myself she must need the money REALLY bad to do that. Not to mention I get grossed out by her being willing to do it. If she did it with me what other creep has she done it with?

Especially now with COVID I would RUN from any hooker who DFK's.The thing that has creeped me out for a long time is licking ass.

I understand that there are lots of nerve endings an and around the anus. And when stimulated, intense sexual and erotic pleasure is often achieved.

Priscilla (may she rest in peace) many times shoved one of her fingers up my ass when I was cumming from her BBBJ's for some of the most intense orgasms I've enjoyed in La Zona.

But honestly, I can't bring myself to eat out a chica's ass. The thought of it grosses me out to the maximum.

Artisttyp
03-24-21, 20:07
The thing that has creeped me out for a long time is licking ass.

I understand that there are lots of nerve endings an and around the anus. And when stimulated, intense sexual and erotic pleasure is often achieved.

Priscilla (may she rest in peace) many times shoved one of her fingers up my ass when I was cumming from her BBBJ's for some of the most intense orgasms I've enjoyed in La Zona.

But honestly, I can't bring myself to eat out a chica's ass. The thought of it grosses me out to the maximum.I NEVER eat walker ass nor do I BB walkers. My ass eating has to do with escorts or Sg's in the 6 and up category. They take showers first and I use mouth wash after.

Now with Covid ass eating is a no no for the short term hopefully. Unfortunately for me not eating ass or DATY makes my sessions much less appealing. I will probably stick to BBBJ for a while when I get back into it.

OH and often times an asshole will taste a lot cleaner than the pussy!

DramaFree11
03-24-21, 21:31
You give Clammy credit? Interesting because he didn't have one ounce of respect for you. I've written plenty of reports including photos. Anyone can simply click on the photo gallery, set filter to Tijuana and review whatever time period they want. The fact that you're dishonest on a constant basis about me not posting trip reports is pathetic because it's easily proven otherwise by the method I just described. The comical aspect is your constant lying and avoidance of simple questions. For the umpteenth time, I dare you to post a link to your most recent Tijuana session report. It should be easy right unless you lied about visiting Tijuana 20-30 times over the last year.Dude you are delusional. You verified my business and me. You verified that I was in MTY. Again you leave these details out of your reports. I am living a dream, my life is 100% true. Hk, MTY and Moscow Rocks, but in your fantasy world that is not enough. Yes, I have way more respect for Dr. Clammy, then you.

Captain Solo
03-24-21, 22:17
Hope Artiste gets 3 tasteful and flavorful meals everyday.

Captain Solo
03-24-21, 22:30
Agree with Fitted on the well-known fact that saliva has natural chemistry that will kill bacteria and virus. Feminists claim the vaginas have the same capabilities. Alcohol is also acidic enough to kill off germs. Offer the girl a few shots of tequilas. If her mouth smells nice and clean, she's good to go. The DFK is one of the most trusting, giving, loving, sexy and sensual act.

Contrary to a few pervs' belief, there is no way the anus is cleaner than the mouth. It's loaded with thriving bacteria and virus. One of the bros into ass eating got badly infected with all kinds of hepatitis. His eyes and his skin are all jaundiced. He has lots of terminal diseases.

ScatManDoo
03-24-21, 23:33
I NEVER eat walker ass nor do I BB walkers. My ass eating has to do with escorts or Sg's in the 6 and up category. They take showers first and I use mouth wash after.A lot of walkers in my rotation know how to take showers.

Many of them might not have the best bathroom features (like hot water) where they live and some always jump in the shower first thing.

Even unattractive girls can clean themselves or get cleaned.

I'm not a fan of eating hooker pussy as well. I would not want to pay money for that privilege as well.

DramaFree11
03-25-21, 00:54
I respect all ISG posters because we all have something to contribute. Even scatmandoo. I give him a hard time but I must admit he's got to have some big balls to do the crazy shit he does. Hanging out on calle primera, barebacking twacked out streetwalkers, shooting penicillin into his dick immediately after each session. Smd either has big giant cojones or he's batshit crazy (probably a combination of both). If nothing else he's useful as an example of what not to do, and who not to be. Lmao!!You are correct. Hopefully, we can meet when I am there in July 4th weekend. Too much work at the moment and having too much fun in MTY.

Artisttyp
03-25-21, 03:42
A lot of walkers in my rotation know how to take showers.


Thanks but I will use the walkers strictly for BBJ CIM.

LuvMexicanas
03-25-21, 03:52
Dude you are delusional. You verified my business and me. You verified that I was in MTY. Again you leave these details out of your reports. I am living a dream, my life is 100% true. Hk, MTY and Moscow Rocks, but in your fantasy world that is not enough. Yes, I have way more respect for Dr. Clammy, then you.What does MTY and your business have to do with Tijuana? Nothing. As usual, not a single Tijuana session report despite your purported 20-30 trips to Tijuana over the last year. Now that's pure fantasy world or aptly put, a flat out lie which you can't seem to admit.

DramaFree11
03-25-21, 18:46
What does MTY and your business have to do with Tijuana? Nothing. As usual, not a single Tijuana session report despite your purported 20-30 trips to Tijuana over the last year. Now that's pure fantasy world or aptly put, a flat out lie which you can't seem to admit.Living the dream, while you are complaining. Headed back to MTY tomorrow after work. Life is good!

LuvMexicanas
03-26-21, 00:20
Living the dream, while you are complaining. Headed back to MTY tomorrow after work. Life is good!Oh, I see. There's no reason to stay on point or confront getting caught in lies (your claim of 20-30 Tijuana trips over the last year. Yeah right) when you're rolling with the Chewbacca defense as you're doing (you're welcome South Park fans).

Phordphan
03-26-21, 03:21
A lot of walkers in my rotation know how to take showers.Even you have to admit that's a pretty low bar.

Jinxx
03-26-21, 23:06
You are correct. Hopefully, we can meet when I am there in July 4th weekend. Too much work at the moment and having too much fun in MTY.Hit me up any time. I'm always down to cut a rug with a ISG bro. But if you hang with Jinxx you can't be just some geek off the street, you got to know how to manhandle these chicks. First of all you got to have a stack of at least $100 $1 bills with you. Most of the girls in the bars already know me and they know what I'm about. I'm like the Mexican white boy Luther Campbell aka Uncle Luke. When they see me coming the "princesses" don't really approach me very much, but the wild ones who like it rough and nasty. They swarm all over me bro. I ain't even going to lie! I had my boy LuvMexicanas up in Chicago's it was like a Travis Scott video. For a second I thought I was in Houstalantavegas. We had dollar bills flying all over that joint. Chicas were lined up popping and shaking ass all over us. They were trying to outdo each other who could be the nastiest one. Then a couple of them snuck off to the bathroom and all you smell is weed smoke coming out the door. Then they came back and jumped all over LuvMexicanas trying to rape him right there in the club.

Yea come on down bro we'll get jiggy with it. But if you're one of these guys that just wants to sit with a little princess and stare into each other's eyes and make out like teenagers while she tells you stories how she's working her way through college. I'll fall asleep on you bro. I'll die of pure boredom.

Member #4722
03-28-21, 19:23
Drama's head exploded after this excellent post RIP.

Member #4722
03-28-21, 23:02
Drama "muh spellin and gramber sux" free must be the dumbest poster on the history of this forum. He's so dumb that he claims he's been to Tijuana "20-30 times" in the last year but his pea brain doesn't realize there is only 52 weeks in a year and his lie is easily debunked with his posting history. I know MTY rocks! (I know you can't spell the name of the city either). Yada yada yada get the fuck out of here with your lame lying ass. Clean my gutters motherfucker!

DramaFree11
03-29-21, 00:51
Drama's head exploded after this excellent post RIP.Great post as always and very beneficial.

Babe Magnet
03-29-21, 20:54
The ped waiting lines has been much longer in the past 3 weeks or so. I have been waiting roughly 30 min to a hour.They're artificially throttling the lines. It's the government's passive-aggressive way of saying "Stay the fuck home."

Babe Magnet
03-29-21, 20:55
Whoever it is it's clear that he's acting out from having been shoved into a locker in high school.Maybe you'd like to try.

ScatManDoo
03-30-21, 01:20
[DeletedbyAdmin]
EDITOR'S NOTE:This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You![/blue]But mine was so funny.

LuvMexicanas
03-30-21, 02:20
Maybe you'd like to try.I don't care enough to try. You mean nothing, if fact less than nothing to me.

MongerHunger
03-31-21, 09:42
Can somebody tell me why is this Dumpster Fire still going on in here?

Admins / Mods, do you have an answer to this mystery?

KC Questor
03-31-21, 22:33
Can somebody tell me why is this Dumpster Fire still going on in here?

Admins / Mods, do you have an answer to this mystery?There's a reason it's in the "Stupid Shit" thread.

Jinxx
04-03-21, 23:12
Drama's head exploded after this excellent post RIP.If Drama's head exploded hopefully it was only in a good way. Maybe he'll get motivated to come down and walk on the wild side with Brother Jinxx. Hey some times you got to sprinkle a little insanity on your potato! Jajaja!

Babe Magnet
04-09-21, 15:23
Not sure why there are so many complaints about the $30 fmm. True you really shouldn't have to buy it if you are only going as far as Tijuana and your visit is 7 days or less. But due to the pandemic and essential travel rules they kind of discovered a way to force some to make the purchase.

As far as I'm concerned pandemic or no pandemic I have always been happy to purchase it. A $30 6 month pass to adult Disneyland with no paperwork or waiting in line or answering questions is well worth it. If you can't afford it you probably should stay home and save your money.You're missing the point. It's not about the money--it's the principle, man. The more people subsidize corruption, the more corruption there will be. Maybe when you only come here a couple of times a year it doesn't matter to you but when you live here and deal with this kind of crap daily, it's a BFD. I don't tolerate corruption, price gouging or bait-and-switch. I damn near dragged an Oxxo clerk through that bullshit piece of acrylic they stand behind for trying to charge me 25 pesos for a water clearly labeled 15 pesos, because I knew he was going to pocket the difference. I'm sure as hell not letting a border thug get away with it.

American tourists are regarded, in general, as "gringos estupidos" because of the way they burn through money down here and allow themselves to be taken advantage of, and subsidizing corruption just bolsters that reputation and contributes to more corruption.

Captain Solo
04-09-21, 17:13
BabeMagnet.

I am with you.

These weak guys are just unprincipled low lifes.

They don't understand that unless they will always support the goods and fight evils, evils will win!

Phordphan
04-09-21, 21:11
I said, "Okay, chief, but just so you know, my money returns with me. " (I never mention that I already live in Mexico because that just starts another shitshow I want no part of).So, you just show them your permanent resident visa (or whatever they call it) and you get in with zero hassle. What's the problem? Oh, wait. I get it. You're living there illegally. Never mind.

Babe Magnet
04-10-21, 12:25
Oh, wait. I get it. You're living there illegally. Never mind.Illegal is a sick bird, PhlimPhlam. You should know that given your vast apprehension of Mexican jurisprudence.

Babe Magnet
04-10-21, 19:05
And he made it sound like he won some kind of grand battle against Mexican corruption, as if being detained for an hour by Mexican customs and being sent back / forth to the US is worth measly $30 bucks. Next thing he is going to do is argue over $1 propinas with HK robe boys. Because, you know, is isn't right to have to pay $1 for this.

Whatever. Those who enjoy fighting these silly battles. Have at it. I am just going to pay $30 and enjoy no-hassle entry into MX for the next 6 months!How does it feel being turned into a sheep, cyclops? Do they leave you with at least one ball or do they take both?

Babe Magnet
04-10-21, 19:08
I can't help but wonder, what was your plan b if the second Mexican cop denied you free entry again when you re-appeared immediately after being escorted out the first time?I would go to Otay. Anybody can cross through Otay, no questions asked. But, I knew that wouldn't be necessary.


Were you going to say fuck it and cough up the $30?Not in this lifetime.


Just how much of a stand were you prepared to make?I would go into the desert past the last strand of fence and walk across if necessary. If that failed, I would fly to Guatemala and cross the southern border. I'm not buying the fucking pass.


I fully support your stance against corruption, trust me I do. But let's be realistic, 99.9% of mongers on their way to the Zona Norte aren't worried about fighting corruption and social injustice.That's cool. I'm just sharing my story. People can do whatever they want.


At that point they basically have a one track mind and they're not going to let $30 stand in their way.Just so everybody knows, I've been across several times on foot since then (it's been nearly a year) and nobody's said shit about it. One thing about Mexicans here: once you challenge them and they back down, they'll never challenge you again. That's why the second guy just waved me through like I expected he would. I know the system. I know how to work it and how to beat it. Just sharing my experience. Everybody chill now, okay.

Babe Magnet
04-10-21, 19:12
Next thing he is going to do is argue over $1 propinas with HK robe boys. Because, you know, is isn't right to have to pay $1 for this.FYI,

I don't tip the robe boys anything because I don't go arriba in bars. You seem to troll my posts religiously, cyclops. You should know that by now.

Ctytek
04-10-21, 23:59
How does it feel being turned into a sheep, cyclops? Do they leave you with at least one ball or do they take both?It feels great to cross without hassle and be down at the bars drinking beers with a chica only my lap in no time. While you are being detained in a "rubber room" for an hour, pleading your case with a Mexican border agents, like a dumb gringo that you are.

SpeedToys
04-11-21, 00:30
Do you jobs.

The stupid shit belongs in stupid shit, please.

Phordphan
04-11-21, 19:57
Illegal is a sick bird, PhlimPhlam. You should know that given your vast apprehension of Mexican jurisprudence.Why all the butthurt? You deflect and act like an 8 year old. It was a simple question and could have been answered in a sentence.

You're the one who posted a fantabulous tale of swaggering into Mexico and telling the agents to fuck off and you're not taking shit from anybody. Had you left it there we could have just chalked it up to another fantasy for the entertainment of the bros. But then you added that you live in Mexico, perhaps to give yourself more street cred, or something. But that opens a hole in the narrative. If you're living in Mexico, or at least if you're following the law while living in Mexico, then you'll have permanent resident papers and can cross in the locals line and no FMM is required. Unfortunately, that doesn't make a very interesting story, and you wouldn't look like the hero. Frankly, I'm not sure why you didn't spin it as you being some sort of Johnny Badass, scoffing at the laws of Mexico, and living wherever you damn well please. See, that would have given you even more imaginary street cred.

So, if you're trying to be off the grid, as it were, just say so and move on. Just ease up on the John Wayne impersonation.

Babe Magnet
04-11-21, 22:09
Why all the butthurt? You deflect and act like an 8 year old. It was a simple question and could have been answered in a sentence.LOL. Beta.

Jackie888
04-11-21, 22:26
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?

Baxter Slade
04-12-21, 00:12
BabeMagnet.

I am with you.

These weak guys are just unprincipled low lifes.

They don't understand that unless they will always support the goods and fight evils, evils will win!Corruption is a serious problem in Mexico and I'm willing to join soloo and babe slammer in there fight if I'm ever able to stop laughing. Come on you 2 jokers should know you could get everyone on this board to join your fight and nothing will change.

Poor babe magnet wandering around Tijuana with all his pent up anger, that's actually kind of dangerous. Ready to pummel an oxxo clerk over 27 cents. Not that I disagree with you I'm the one that called 078 on a taxi driver that tried to over charge me a $1 . Shit got me so upset I couldn't even focus on sex that night. But yea its the principal. Well I have come to accept that's the way it is down there and have tried a calmer approach. Just recently I bought a ficha in Caretta and the mesero shorted me $3 . I didn't make a scene and enjoyed my time with the lady. And after she left I invited the mesero to sit down and explained we have a problem. He blamed the bartender and within a minute he was back at my table handing me the missing money. So babe / slammer an anger management course might be just what the doctor ordered.

And please get the girl who drives a 100 thousand dollar car and gives you all that free sex to borrow you $30 so you can relax a little for the next 6 months.

LuvMexicanas
04-12-21, 00:46
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?How big is your employer? In other words, are you one of thousands of remote employees?

DramaFree11
04-12-21, 00:55
It feels great to cross without hassle and be down at the bars drinking beers with a chica only my lap in no time. While you are being detained in a "rubber room" for an hour, pleading your case with a Mexican border agents, like a dumb gringo that you are.Yep, it could not agree more. Time is money.

RikyMichaels7
04-12-21, 01:59
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?Below is the answer I got from the internet:

As a result, it's possible that you'll show up in Mexico and find you can't connect at all. It's also entirely possible that you'll show up, have no problems, no one will find out, and no one would care if they did. Unfortunately the only thing that can be guaranteed is that your company could find out if they wanted to, and that they might have already blocked international traffic for reasons completely unrelated to employees like you.

Ultimately only your company can answer this question, and you're going to have to decide which you are more worried about: showing up in Mexico, being unable to work, and having to call and fix it, or talking to your company about it.

ScatManDoo
04-12-21, 03:17
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?I think one of the benefits of some Virtual Private Networks is that it can completely hide you and your laptop's location.

Once you pick one, you probably need to find out whether the VPN you want to use is AOK with your employer.

SpeedToys
04-12-21, 03:32
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?Time to buy a personal laptop.

Guaranteed that's an at-will release from working when its caught. Even using a non approved VPN.

SpeedToys
04-12-21, 03:35
I think one of the benefits of some Virtual Private Networks is that it can completely hide you and your laptop's location.

Once you pick one, you probably need to find out whether the VPN you want to use is AOK with your employer.ID never put that to the legal test.

I don't think any VPN is safe from the Government. At worst.

At best, they're all just waiting for their day in the sunlight after a hack or a data spill.

SpeedToys
04-12-21, 03:36
How big is your employer? In other words, are you one of thousands of remote employees?That usually comes with rules. I know where I work being overseas matters if you take up 'a residence'.

Our VPN is Intl approved, so travel is just fine with it.

The big mistake here was asking the internet what to do, not work.

ModestYouth
04-12-21, 03:55
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?I am not tech savvy, but I have worked at a large company that found fraud due to tracking an employee's location through VPN login, when the employee was supposedly at another location. So yes, they will likely know your location.

That said, there are three things to note or consider:

1) The above mentioned incident was only revealed because of an active fraud investigation within the company. Had the investigation not occurred, possibly no one is actively monitoring (nor cares about) your login location, assuming it was mostly within California.

2) If I'm going on vacation overseas, I wouldn't even bother telling them that I'm bringing my laptop along to put in a few hours and / or check work emails periodically. I don't think they would care. They want you to work as much as possible. Of course, this would only be temporarily.

3) What is the company's attitude towards long-term work remotely outside of the country? This isn't an easy question to answer without openly discussing with them. There are possible tax reporting implications from a compliance standpoint.

Babe Magnet
04-12-21, 04:01
Just ease up on the John Wayne impersonation.I'm sorry I offended your lack or masculinity, sweetie. Perhaps you might consider joining a women's forum, where you'll feel less intimidated.

Phordphan
04-12-21, 04:26
LOL. Beta.Chickenshit. Is mom's basement warm this time of year? You make swaggering statements from behind your keyboard but can't stand any questioning. Pathetic. Simply pathetic.

Babe Magnet
04-12-21, 06:14
A little while ago, I mentioned that I was thinking about moving to Mexico and getting a place. The issue is that my employer may not be enthusiastic about me using their equipment out of country. For those tech savy folks, will they know that I am connecting from an international location when I connect my laptop to VPN?You should have no problem with a laptop, Jackie. Been doing it for years. However, my phone does recognize and report it's in Mexico, even with location disabled, timenzone changed, VPN connected, etc, etc. I assume it's getting the info off either the WIFI connection or longitude / latitude. IDK.

Babe Magnet
04-12-21, 06:16
I think one of the benefits of some Virtual Private Networks is that it can completely hide you and your laptop's location.A VPN will not hide you completely. Depending on what browser you're using, it can report up to 120 points of identifiable data. Chrome is the absolute, fucking worst, since it was created by the world's largest legal spy ring. Use Firefox or Brave with the canvas fingerprint defender add-on. This add-on makes Firefox report fake values for nearly everything.

Babe Magnet
04-12-21, 06:17
Yep, it could not agree more. Time is money.The cognitive dissonance is getting pretty deep in here.

Babe Magnet
04-12-21, 06:24
Poor babe magnet wandering around Tijuana with all his pent up anger, that's actually kind of dangerous. Ready to pummel an oxxo clerk over 27 cents.I know math has never been one of your strong suits, but 25-15=10, just so you know for future reference.


And please get the girl who drives a 100 thousand dollar car and gives you all that free sex to borrow you $30 so you can relax a little for the next 6 months.What's it like being totally unprincipled, baxturd?

LuvMexicanas
04-12-21, 16:40
I am not tech savvy, but I have worked at a large company that found fraud due to tracking an employee's location through VPN login, when the employee was supposedly at another location. So yes, they will likely know your location.

That said, there are three things to note or consider:

1) The above mentioned incident was only revealed because of an active fraud investigation within the company. Had the investigation not occurred, possibly no one is actively monitoring (nor cares about) your login location, assuming it was mostly within California.

2) If I'm going on vacation overseas, I wouldn't even bother telling them that I'm bringing my laptop along to put in a few hours and / or check work emails periodically. I don't think they would care. They want you to work as much as possible. Of course, this would only be temporarily.

3) What is the company's attitude towards long-term work remotely outside of the country? This isn't an easy question to answer without openly discussing with them. There are possible tax reporting implications from a compliance standpoint.You nailed it on your first point, which is exactly why I asked the poster whether he works for a large employer where he's just one of thousands of remote employees. If that's the case, companies have limited IT staff bandwidth even large ones. Unless you give them a reason to look, I don't think large employers are checking day in day out where each individual employee is logging in from. Further, people go on vacation and sometimes out of country. Oftentimes, they will take their laptop and triage incoming emails and other work to make their first few days back from vacation less miserable. In other words, it should not be out of the norm at a large company for a segment of its workforce to be logging in from random locations, even foreign ones.

Travv
04-12-21, 18:58
Washington (AP) — Gerardo Serrano ticked off the border crossing agents by taking some photos on his phone. So they took his pickup truck and held onto it for more than two years.

Serrano's troubles stemmed from some pictures he took along the way of a long trip from his home in Tyner, Kentucky, to visit relatives, including a dying aunt, in Zaragoza, Mexico. The photo-taking attracted the attention of USA Customs and Border Protection agents. . .

When Serrano refused to hand over the password to his phone, the agents went through the 2014 silver pickup truck in great detail. They justified its seizure by saying they found "munitions of war" inside — five forgotten bullets, though no gun.

Serrano, 62, initially took a gun, for which he has a permit, but a Mexican cousin warned him not to bring it into Mexico. He ditched the weapon, but forgot about the few bullets the agents eventually found.

Told to park the truck, he said, he complained a bit before one agent reached into the pickup, opened the door, unfastened Serrano's seat belt and yanked him out of the vehicle.

"I got rights, I got constitutional rights and he snaps back at me, 'You don't have no rights here. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your rights. ' That took me aback," Serrano said.

He was handcuffed and held for several hours, refusing to unlock the phone or answer any questions. Eventually, he was told he could go, but without his truck.

He left the border station on foot, called a relative who lived nearby and hung around the area for several weeks, hoping to reclaim the pickup truck. Serrano finally rented a car and returned home. He continued to make $673 monthly payments on the seized truck. . . "

Pissing off the border agents may not be a winning move if you do not like walking home without your wheels. .

Penetrador
04-12-21, 20:55
I saw on Telemundo that 140 johns were arrested by the gestapo in san diego; these guys are stupid; why don't they cross the border to Tijuana where prostitution is legal? We know the USA is a fucked up country and that they put you to jail for trying to have good time between consenting adults; don't waste your money in the US then.USA has always been a shit hole of a country. I don't understand why people want to come here! South America is advanced with girls selling pussy and buying pussy I wish I was Colombian or Brazilian hell even Honduras and El Salvador have budget *****houses always ready for men to buy Pussy! Those are my kind of places I don't a shit about work or the US dollar if you don't have available pussy you are a Failure of a country.

RikyMichaels7
04-13-21, 00:40
USA has always been a shit hole of a country. I don't understand why people want to come here! South America is advanced with girls selling pussy and buying pussy I wish I was Colombian or Brazilian hell even Honduras and El Salvador have budget *****houses always ready for men to buy Pussy! Those are my kind of places I don't a shit about work or the US dollar if you don't have available pussy you are a Failure of a country.USA is a shithole of a country? Sorry, but you have to be an uneducated moron to make a ridiculous comment like that.

Phordphan
04-13-21, 05:48
USA has always been a shit hole of a country. I don't understand why people want to come here! South America is advanced with girls selling pussy and buying pussy I wish I was Colombian or Brazilian hell even Honduras and El Salvador have budget *****houses always ready for men to buy Pussy! Those are my kind of places I don't a shit about work or the US dollar if you don't have available pussy you are a Failure of a country.Nobody is forcing you to stay here.

SpeedToys
04-14-21, 02:32
companies have limited IT staff bandwidth even large ones.
Ever heard of splunk?

You don't need a lot of people.

Ignorance in InfoSec will sting...

LuvMexicanas
04-14-21, 02:39
Ever heard of splunk?

You don't need a lot of people.

Ignorance in InfoSec will sting...Missing the point man. A global company has people running around all over the place. You still need a decision maker who decides to term and a reason to generate the report to support it. A database without analysis is pretty much a pile of useless info until someone wants to splice and dice it for some purpose, especially at companies with hundreds of thousands of employees who are spread out or travel globally.

MongerHunger
04-14-21, 08:27
USA has always been a shit hole of a country. I don't understand why people want to come here! South America is advanced with girls selling pussy and buying pussy I wish I was Colombian or Brazilian hell even Honduras and El Salvador have budget *****houses always ready for men to buy Pussy! Those are my kind of places I don't a shit about work or the US dollar if you don't have available pussy you are a Failure of a country.Sorry to say this but you sound very ignorant. You contribute to the shithole attitude. You should leave everything and never set foot on American soil again and have your US citizenship flushed down a Tijuana toilet.

SpeedToys
04-15-21, 01:51
\You still need a decision maker who decides to term and a reason to generate the report to support it..Just saying, no you don't. The US Business landscape has shifted from ignoring liability, to grasping it. Remote workers on insecure home networks (at best) have changed the landscape and how departments think about things.

More and more insurance policies wrap around Infosec issues, and ask for Infosec solutions that are practicable.

You being stuck thinking that gathering / var / syslog data is "research" is dating what you think you know. And that it takes 'work' to use the data.

Not that you don't know. It's just not that decade anymore.

I work in web-scale data storage Infosec, and my brother in law has two black badges for DefCon and works for a private company that does government white hat work.

It's not a "slap it on the table". Just I have an eye and ear to how the entire business landscape has shifted in mostly 5 yrs from ransomware, and more significantly the last year from the instant shift to WFH security.

Ignorance stings. Departments have learned this.

RikyMichaels7
04-15-21, 02:24
Sorry to say this but you sound very ignorant. You contribute to the shithole attitude. You should leave everything and never set foot on American soil again and have your US citizenship flushed down a Tijuana toilet.Bring it home MongerHunger. Totally agree. I got to tell you all, as much as I enjoy going to Tijuana and traveling around Mexico, I feel a sense of relief and comfort every single time I cross back to the good ole USA from visiting Mexico. Sure, we are not a perfect country, but we are still the greatest country on Earth. A couple of months ago, when visiting a friend in Nuevo Laredo, the taxi I was riding in was stopped at a checkpoint with what looked like 12 soldiers. I made a comment to the driver about being stopped by the military to be checked. He said, no my friend, these are narcos! They were all toting AR15's and AK47's and stopping and robbing motorists of cash. Lucky for me, they knew the taxi driver and waved us through. During this same trip, when traveling in a taxi near downtown Nuevo Laredo, I spotted at least 4 pickup trucks going the other way. All with mounted 50 calibre machine guns and their cartel logo name on the doors of the truck. I though to myself, this shit would never happen in America. Later that evening in the zona de tolerencia (Coahuila of Nuevo Laredo) a patron was pulled out of a bar I have been to many times and executed. Nothing but lawlessness and impunity. I will take the good ole USA any day!

LuvMexicanas
04-15-21, 02:26
Just saying, no you don't. The US Business landscape has shifted from ignoring liability, to grasping it. Remote workers on insecure home networks (at best) have changed the landscape and how departments think about things.

More and more insurance policies wrap around Infosec issues, and ask for Infosec solutions that are practicable.

You being stuck thinking that gathering / var / syslog data is "research" is dating what you think you know. And that it takes 'work' to use the data.

Not that you don't know. It's just not that decade anymore.

I work in web-scale data storage Infosec, and my brother in law has two black badges for DefCon and works for a private company that does government white hat work.

It's not a "slap it on the table". Just I have an eye and ear to how the entire business landscape has shifted in mostly 5 yrs from ransomware, and more significantly the last year from the instant shift to WFH security.

Ignorance stings. Departments have learned this.With PR and reputation management being at the forefront more than ever, you have no idea how much due diligence involving HR professionals and lawyers goes into even looking at someone for infosec violations let alone terming someone, especially in the republic of California. You can talk as much tech as you want but it still requires people to investigate infosec violations to lock people down on their story vs seeing something you didn't consider as an employer for the first time in their EEOC charge, and a seemingly endless sea of term approvers depending on the subject employee's level. You work in tech and most of the tech guys I know abhor HR and lawyers, but they are and will always be necessary evils. You almost have to be perfect as an employer to avoid paying out some settlement money in the fucked up cesspool of California, which has the savviest workforce in the world when it comes to complaints against employers. BTW. I am a big fan of tech people.

Travv
04-15-21, 06:38
Ripping off drugs and money from the Sinaloa Cartel: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

"A North Carolina Spanish teacher and coach reportedly had a secret life and was killed during a shootout with a drug cartel last week, according to the police.

Harris, the head coach for his school's men's basketball and track team, was attempting to steal drugs and money from the cartel in a mobile home park in.

Alamance County Sheriff Terry Johnson said Barney Harris along with a friend, Steven Alexander Stewart, shot and killed an 18-year-old member of the Sinaloa New Generation Cartel, which led to a shootout with other cartel members, local outlet WSOC-TV reported."

Comments A few headlines glorify this teacher. But bottom line is, he, along with his felon buddy, was attempting to steal illegal drugs so he could profit from selling those same drugs illegally to the sisters and brothers and parents of the kids who 'adored' him.

Was attempting to steal drugs and money from the cartel in a mobile home park. I've seen that movie, it never turns out well.

We are a nation of good ideas, but ripping off a drug cartel is not among the best of ideas. Unless you want to be a Darwin Award winner. . .

John Clayton
04-15-21, 17:08
Ripping off drugs and money from the Sinaloa Cartel: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?...
but ripping off a drug cartel is not among the best of ideas. Unless you want to be a Darwin Award winner. . .Stupid shit, for sure, but nothing to do with Tijuana.

Travv
04-15-21, 18:01
My guess is the morgue in Tijuana is full of dudes who pissed off the local cartels. Ripping off a cartel or getting involved in drugs is probably one of the fastest ways to visit the Tijuana morgue / jail. . . Should go without saying, but posting these stories might help a reader from making a fatal mistake. . . Saw one young American guy with saggy pants (Prison / rapper wannabe) and a bad "tough guy" attitude two days ago, was yelling in English at the HK employee on the south HK elevator not to talk on his cell phone in Spanish. Struck me as just the type of 'Ugly American" who would try something this stupid.


Stupid shit, for sure, but nothing to do with Tijuana.

Jinxx
04-15-21, 19:45
Bring it home MongerHunger. Totally agree. I got to tell you all, as much as I enjoy going to Tijuana and traveling around Mexico, I feel a sense of relief and comfort every single time I cross back to the good ole USA from visiting Mexico. Sure, we are not a perfect country, but we are still the greatest country on Earth. A couple of months ago, when visiting a friend in Nuevo Laredo, the taxi I was riding in was stopped at a checkpoint with what looked like 12 soldiers. I made a comment to the driver about being stopped by the military to be checked. He said, no my friend, these are narcos! They were all toting AR15's and AK47's and stopping and robbing motorists of cash. Lucky for me, they knew the taxi driver and waved us through. During this same trip, when traveling in a taxi near downtown Nuevo Laredo, I spotted at least 4 pickup trucks going the other way. All with mounted 50 calibre machine guns and their cartel logo name on the doors of the truck. I though to myself, this shit would never happen in America. Later that evening in the zona de tolerencia (Coahuila of Nuevo Laredo) a patron was pulled out of a bar I have been to many times and executed. Nothing but lawlessness and impunity. I will take the good ole USA any day!It's a damn crying shame. The fucked up thing is I actually believe you. As bad as Tijuana is (and it's pretty bad), Tamaulipas (Texas border) is almost completely out of control. It's a Mad Max movie, where mercenary warlords control everything.

I know what you mean about the beautiful feeling you get when crossing back to the US. Every time I arrive to the beautiful, clean, orderly, well organized, safe city of San Diego I take a deep breath of the beautiful clean air and I hear the song in my head "Life Is But A Dream" by The Harptones. It's like a satisfying sense of relief and euphoria I get any time I enter the United States.

Jinxx
04-15-21, 19:55
In my last post I mentioned the song Life Is But A Dream by The Harptones. That was a mistake. I meant to say the song "Sh-Boom" by The Crew-Cuts. Sorry about the confusion.

Jackie888
04-15-21, 20:09
Ripping off drugs and money from the Sinaloa Cartel: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

"A North Carolina Spanish teacher and coach reportedly had a secret life and was killed during a shootout with a drug cartel last week, according to the police.

Harris, the head coach for his school's men's basketball and track team, was attempting to steal drugs and money from the cartel in a mobile home park in.

Alamance County Sheriff Terry Johnson said Barney Harris along with a friend, Steven Alexander Stewart, shot and killed an 18-year-old member of the Sinaloa New Generation Cartel, which led to a shootout with other cartel members, local outlet WSOC-TV reported."

Comments A few headlines glorify this teacher. But bottom line is, he, along with his felon buddy, was attempting to steal illegal drugs so he could profit from selling those same drugs illegally to the sisters and brothers and parents of the kids who 'adored' him.

Was attempting to steal drugs and money from the cartel in a mobile home park. I've seen that movie, it never turns out well.

We are a nation of good ideas, but ripping off a drug cartel is not among the best of ideas. Unless you want to be a Darwin Award winner. . .Sinaloa Cartel in North Carolina.

You 're seriously telling us that you cannot spot the bullshit?

SpeedToys
04-16-21, 01:27
you have no ideaThis is actually my field of expertise for 35 yrs.

So. I do, and I'm paid well to.

LuvMexicanas
04-16-21, 01:35
This is actually my field of expertise for 35 yrs.

So. I do, and I'm paid well to.Regarding tech I'm sure you do but in terms of how employment decisions are made it's clear that's not your wheelhouse.

Captain Solo
04-16-21, 02:37
Major Mexican cartels, Sinaloa, CJNG, have agents do distribution of drugs to sellers in US and Canada's major cities, LA, Seattle, Chicago, NY, DC, Calgary, Toronto to name a few.

The US has captured and prosecuted dozens of cartels' members in the US, some had worked for El Chapo and El Mencho.

Babe Magnet
04-17-21, 00:37
Chickenshit.You still here, boy?

Captain Solo
04-17-21, 06:48
ClunkerFan is busy combing her hair, looking at herself (in the mirror, complimenting herself that she's the cutest one in La Zona Hehe.

Chickenshit.

Phordphan
04-17-21, 20:08
You still here, boy?I am. I tune in every day to see what new fantasy or utter bilge you spew. It's quite entertaining. Let's see.

You used to drive a lot, but got tired of being pulled over and paying the "$80 Standard Mordida. " So you stopped driving. Yet you had figured out that to stop paying the "$80 Standard Mordida" all you had to do was to show the cops nice shiny things, like knives, and they'd confiscate them and leave you and your money alone. But no explanation as to why you didn't just start driving around with a trunkful of knives, which would have to be a lot cheaper than paying the "$80 Standard Mordida" every time you were stopped and you wouldn't have had to give up your wheels.

You live "at the beach" yet don't drive. OK, that's somewhat believable, although it's got to be a PITA these days with fewer Ubers around. I'm not sure you're saving any money. Surely the occasional "$80 Standard Mordida" would be cheaper than paying constantly for taxis and Ubers every time you wanted to leave your house "at the beach. " But, your money and your time.

You don't go to the bars in the ZN, yet you are an expert at all things ZN. Fair enough. There's room for one more LARPer on the board, I suppose. God knows there are plenty of them playing at being an epidemiologist.

You live "at the beach" but have no documentation to that effect. To get back home you have to walk across the border because you can't afford to drive and pay the "$80 Standard Mordida. " Yet, even though you're breaking the law, instead of trying to keep a low profile you swagger up to the border agents, tell them exactly what it is, why it is, how it is, and they treat you with the utmost deference.

So you see, this shit just gets better and better. I'm waiting for your TR where you met with AMLO and hashed out all the problems of working girls in the Zona.

Thanks again for the endless entertainment.

Babe Magnet
04-20-21, 01:07
It's highly instructive, PhlimPlam, that you did not cite a single quote to substantiate your bullshit, because--you can't. So, here's your homework assignment. Go through all my prior posts and find something, anything, to corroborate anything you just posted. Now, I realize you'll have to enlist mommy's help because your reading comprehension is--nonexistent. But she said she'll be more than happy to help. Anything to keep you from running around the basement night and day, trying to screw the cat.

Babe Magnet
04-20-21, 01:12
ClunkerFan is busy combing her hair, looking at herself (in the mirror, complimenting herself that she's the cutest one in La Zona). Hehe.Captain,

I honestly believe PhlimPhlam thinks it's a privilege to live in Mexico. It's unfortunate he didn't get that Otay dump he was trying for awhile back. They would chew his gringo ass up and spit him out. He wouldn't last 30 days. But it would be damn entertaining to watch.

Since you didn't read the memo, PhlimPhlam, it's nothing to aspire to. But, if you're still looking for your dream hut in Otay, I have connections in real estate down here. I'll be more than happy to help hook you up. LOL.

Phordphan
04-20-21, 07:04
It's highly instructive, PhlimPlam, that you did not cite a single quote to substantiate your bullshit, because--you can't. So, here's your homework assignment. Go through all my prior posts and find something, anything, to corroborate anything you just posted. Now, I realize you'll have to enlist mommy's help because your reading comprehension is--nonexistent. But she said she'll be more than happy to help. Anything to keep you from running around the basement night and day, trying to screw the cat.OK, PendejoMagnet, I'll play.

2-12-21 00:29 "If they pull you over most of them will hassle you regardless of whether you have "shit". Knives and vapes just give them something to seize in lieu of cash so they can beat their chests and pretend they're real men. In case anyone is interested, the mordita for DUI is $80. ".

That's just the first one. Carrying knives and vape pens to give the cops something shiny to confiscate, and the $80 figure, which you pulled out of your ass. Are you sure you want me to quote your other BS posts, like intimidating a border agent or your expertise in the Zona Norte bars? So, blow it out that selfsame ass. You got caught slangin' bullshit. Just admit it and move on.

Captain Solo
04-20-21, 16:50
Babe Magnet.

Within a few weeks in Otay, cholos and cartel guys would rob him clean, screw his old, shriveled GF, beat him up, dump him in a garbage site.

The guy has to be a terminal loser to be infatuated by an old, ugly woman, looking like a squirrel (his own descriptions), to be so proud and risk his life just to pound her loose, rotten pussy.

LuvMexicanas
04-20-21, 18:35
Babe Magnet.

Within a few weeks in Otay, cholos and cartel guys would rob him clean, screw his old, shriveled GF, beat him up, dump him in a garbage site.

The guy has to be a terminal loser to be infatuated by an old, ugly woman, looking like a squirrel (his own descriptions), to be so proud and risk his life just to pound her loose, rotten pussy.Just keep re-posting that blond chick photo you pulled from the internet over and over like you've been doing hoping everyone will forget that you tried to pass it off as your own the first time you posted it in a report.

Captain Solo
04-22-21, 01:29
LuvMutt is famous for spewing petty stupid shit.

LuvMexicanas
04-22-21, 02:56
LuvMutt is famous for spewing petty stupid shit.That doesn't mean my previous post is inaccurate conito.

DramaFree11
04-22-21, 14:43
LuvMutt is famous for spewing petty stupid shit.Capt. I like the Pictures and Reports. Keep up the good work. Who cares what the others think.

ScatManDoo
04-22-21, 15:23
Just keep re-posting that blond chick photo you pulled from the internet over and over like you've been doing hoping everyone will forget that you tried to pass it off as your own the first time you posted it in a report.We all remember.

Baxter Slade
04-22-21, 16:38
OK, PendejoMagnet, I'll play.

2-12-21 00:29 "If they pull you over most of them will hassle you regardless of whether you have "shit". Knives and vapes just give them something to seize in lieu of cash so they can beat their chests and pretend they're real men. In case anyone is interested, the mordita for DUI is $80. ".

That's just the first one. Carrying knives and vape pens to give the cops something shiny to confiscate, and the $80 figure, which you pulled out of your ass. Are you sure you want me to quote your other BS posts, like intimidating a border agent or your expertise in the Zona Norte bars? So, blow it out that selfsame ass. You got caught slangin' bullshit. Just admit it and move on.Well looks like phord called out babe mag and sent him running into hiding again.

My guess he will show up with a new handle once again.

Any ideas on what he should go with?

I'm not very creative but all I could come up with is.

Chicksforfree.

HK experto.

Any other ideas?

LuvMexicanas
04-22-21, 17:03
Capt. I like the Pictures and Reports. Keep up the good work. Who cares what the others think.Speaking of pictures and reports, where are yours? In the linked report below from a month ago, you stated that "As soon as I done cleaning storm damage in Austin I will be back in Tijuana. I was there 20-30 times last year, but who is counting". Surely you should be able to share links to numerous Tijuana trip reports, but we all know you can't because your claim of being in Tijuana "20-30 times last year" is a bold faced lie and as another member posted so easily disproven by your posting history given there are only 52 weeks in a year.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4077-Stupid-Shit-in-Tijuana&p=2543505&viewfull=1#post2543505.

ScatManDoo
04-22-21, 17:57
Well looks like phord called out babe mag and sent him running into hiding again.

My guess he will show up with a new handle once again.

Any ideas on what he should go with?

I'm not very creative but all I could come up with is.

Chicksforfree.

HK experto.

Any other ideas?Slammed-up-clam.

FichaFucked.

Mom'sBasementHobbit.

DramaFree11
04-22-21, 18:48
Speaking of pictures and reports, where are yours? In the linked report below from a month ago, you stated that "As soon as I done cleaning storm damage in Austin I will be back in Tijuana. I was there 20-30 times last year, but who is counting". Surely you should be able to share links to numerous Tijuana trip reports, but we all know you can't because your claim of being in Tijuana "20-30 times last year" is a bold faced lie and as another member posted so easily disproven by your posting history given there are only 52 weeks in a year.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4077-Stupid-Shit-in-Tijuana&p=2543505&viewfull=1#post2543505.Big difference my self and others are with girls you and your buddies just complain.

Captain Solo
04-22-21, 23:02
The more these guys harp on a fake, inconsequential issue, the more they look like petty, stupid morons hehe.

LuvMexicanas
04-22-21, 23:38
Big difference my self and others are with girls you and your buddies just complain.You lied and got busted so man up and own it.

LuvMexicanas
04-23-21, 00:26
The more these guys harp on a fake, inconsequential issue, the more they look like petty, stupid morons hehe.Keep the fake alive Cap whether it's photos or to entertain the bros. Hehe.

DramaFree11
04-23-21, 01:02
The more these guys harp on a fake, inconsequential issue, the more they look like petty, stupid morons hehe.We are living the dream, while other just complain end make stuff up. Keep having fun, I am heading back to MTY Friday or Saturday.

LuvMexicanas
04-23-21, 15:11
Drama "muh spellin and gramber sux" free must be the dumbest poster on the history of this forum. He's so dumb that he claims he's been to Tijuana "20-30 times" in the last year but his pea brain doesn't realize there is only 52 weeks in a year and his lie is easily debunked with his posting history. I know MTY rocks! (I know you can't spell the name of the city either). Yada yada yada get the fuck out of here with your lame lying ass. Clean my gutters motherfucker!And he's proving it yet again as he comes here seeking attention. He just keeps talking about all these mythical girls, but I don't recall a single Tijuana trip report or photo he's ever posted in these threads.

Member #4722
04-23-21, 16:50
And he's proving it yet again as he comes here seeking attention. He just keeps talking about all these mythical girls, but I don't recall a single Tijuana trip report or photo he's ever posted in these threads.Anyone that kisses his butt is "living the dream" anyone that calls out his lies is not getting laid. I can't even with this absolute moron. Just saw today he is dishing out advice to newbies in the Kiev forum. This is a destination he admittedly hasn't visited in 7-8 years. The way he embellishes everything, it's probably longer than that.

DramaFree11
04-24-21, 00:05
Anyone that kisses his butt is "living the dream" anyone that calls out his lies is not getting laid. I can't even with this absolute moron. Just saw today he is dishing out advice to newbies in the Kiev forum. This is a destination he admittedly hasn't visited in 7-8 years. The way he embellishes everything, it's probably longer than that.Good to see you are back causing problems. I am living the dream, while you 2 just complain. I am off to bang hot girls, and have a great weekend. Keep complaining. Maybe you can get your buddy P. Sl. To make up some stories or some formula how I am making all this up. '

LuvMexicanas
04-24-21, 00:45
Anyone that kisses his butt is "living the dream" anyone that calls out his lies is not getting laid. I can't even with this absolute moron. Just saw today he is dishing out advice to newbies in the Kiev forum. This is a destination he admittedly hasn't visited in 7-8 years. The way he embellishes everything, it's probably longer than that.The comedian Ron White did a great routine around the theme that you can't fix stupid. There's truth in good comedy. The Kiev guys have probably realized that about DF.

Member #4722
04-24-21, 03:29
The comedian Ron White did a great routine around the theme that you can't fix stupid. There's truth in good comedy. The Kiev guys have probably realized that about DF.The legend Drama Free, the conqueror of Tijuana. He's conquered Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. That is game right there! Sometimes I wonder if he conquered Tijuana 20 times or 30? Was it less than 20? More than 30? Somewhere in the middle? That's a very wide range for flying across the country and passing an international border. I'm sure it's way over 30! DramaFree11 is ISG's resident stud muffin!

Babe Magnet
04-28-21, 02:29
Slammed-up-clam.Keep it up old man and I'll make you famous for all the wrong reasons.

Babe Magnet
04-28-21, 02:45
That's just the first one.You take orders good, PhlimPlam, just like the little government pinhead you are. Is that your best shot? LOL. Seriously? That's all you got? OMG! You and your mommy must've stayed up all night working on that one.

So, where are all these "contradictions" you cited in your original litany of bullshit? That was the overarching theme of your manifesto, right, PhlimPlam, or did your mommy forget to give you your Ritalin that day?

Well, come on boy, don't just stand there mouth breathing. Get your thumb out of the cat's ass and dig, boy, dig. Substantiate your bullshit if you can. Line by line, just like they do at that government office, right PhlimPlam? And be sure and get mommy to help again--there are some BlG words in there.

Babe Magnet
04-28-21, 15:11
Babe Magnet.

Within a few weeks in Otay, cholos and cartel guys would rob him clean, screw his old, shriveled GF, beat him up, dump him in a garbage site.You pegged him, Captain. But it sure would be fun to watch.


The guy has to be a terminal loser to be infatuated by an old, ugly woman, looking like a squirrel (his own descriptions), to be so proud and risk his life just to pound her loose, rotten pussy.LOL. I don't think he's ever been laid. Hell, I wonder if he's ever even been to Mexico. Most of the shit he posts comes straight from Google.

Babe Magnet
04-28-21, 15:16
That's just the first one.You take orders good, PhlimPlam, just like the little government pinhead you are. Is that your best shot? LOL. Seriously? That's all you got? So, where are all these "contradictions" you cited in your original litany of bullshit? That was the overarching theme of your bullshit manifesto, right, PhlimPlam, or did mommy forget to give you your Ritalin that day? Well, come on boy, don't just stand there mouth breathing. Get your thumb out of the cat's ass and dig, boy, dig. Substantiate your bullshit if you can.

Captain Solo
04-28-21, 20:16
LuvMutt called him SuckMyDick hehe. These stupid, nasty, perverted guys are sucking each other's dicks hehe.

I posted lots of pics, including this pic of a girl with short blonde bangs which looks just like Ellie de Sonora in Adelitas. Ellie is tall and leggy with nice natural boobs and a fun, sexy personality. She's probably the hottest girl in Adelitas a the last few years. A new wingman quickly fell in love with Ellie. I posted the pic to help the bros find this exceptionally hot girl, never claimed I took the pic. A few bros actually found her in the bar and agreed she was very attractive. I went back and sat drinking with her, but she wanted $100 firm, and I had set up a date with another girl in HK that night. But she looks sexy like Marilyn Monroe, may be skinnier, and is worth a couple sessions.

But the stupid, jealous, ugly assholes like John Carter, LuvMutt and SuckMyDick had to make a big issue out of it, even after I had clarified I did not take the pic.

That's how petty, stupid, ugly, jealous these guys are. These ugly guys can eat my shit and should be avoided like big piles of steaming hot shit!

Quote Originally Posted by ScatManDoo.

Slammed-up-clam.

Keep it up old man and I'll make you famous for all the wrong reasons.

LuvMexicanas
04-29-21, 01:02
LuvMutt called him SuckMyDick hehe. These stupid, nasty, perverted guys are sucking each other's dicks hehe.

I posted lots of pics, including this pic of a girl with short blonde bangs which looks just like Ellie de Sonora in Adelitas. Ellie is tall and leggy with nice natural boobs and a fun, sexy personality. She's probably the hottest girl in Adelitas a the last few years. A new wingman quickly fell in love with Ellie. I posted the pic to help the bros find this exceptionally hot girl, never claimed I took the pic. A few bros actually found her in the bar and agreed she was very attractive. I went back and sat drinking with her, but she wanted $100 firm, and I had set up a date with another girl in HK that night. But she looks sexy like Marilyn Monroe, may be skinnier, and is worth a couple sessions.

But the stupid, jealous, ugly assholes like John Carter, LuvMutt and SuckMyDick had to make a big issue out of it, even after I had clarified I did not take the pic.

That's how petty, stupid, ugly, jealous these guys are. These ugly guys can eat my shit and should be avoided like big piles of steaming hot shit!

Quote Originally Posted by ScatManDoo.

Slammed-up-clam.

Keep it up old man and I'll make you famous for all the wrong reasons.Well, no ripping from the internet for me or sneaking photos of chicas like you do (uncalled for) because I post pics I took myself with their permission, as evidenced by the fact that they pose for me.

Babe Magnet
05-04-21, 01:57
But the stupid, jealous, ugly assholes like John Carter, LuvMutt and SuckMyDick had to make a big issue out of it, even after I had clarified I did not take the pic.

That's how petty, stupid, ugly, jealous these guys are. These ugly guys can eat my shit and should be avoided like big piles of steaming hot shit!Speaking of the three stooges, I haven't seen them around lately, have you, Captain?

Babe Magnet
05-04-21, 02:01
I'm not very creativeThat may well be the first factual thing you've ever posted, baxturd, Admin, is there some kind of award for "first truthful post"?

DramaFree11
05-04-21, 04:28
Speaking of the three stooges, I haven't seen them around lately, have you, Captain?Love the name 3 stooges, fits those guys perfectly. Also, angry and Jealous little girls.

DramaFree11
05-04-21, 04:37
That may well be the first factual thing you've ever posted, baxturd, Admin, is there some kind of award for "first truthful post"?Too funny, I could not agree more.

LuvMexicanas
05-04-21, 04:38
I see that half of Dumb and Dumber is back. Oh joy.

LuvMexicanas
05-04-21, 15:09
The legend Drama Free, the conqueror of Tijuana. He's conquered Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. That is game right there! Sometimes I wonder if he conquered Tijuana 20 times or 30? Was it less than 20? More than 30? Somewhere in the middle? That's a very wide range for flying across the country and passing an international border. I'm sure it's way over 30! DramaFree11 is ISG's resident stud muffin!After a two week reprieve, Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year is back. Funny thing is he's on someone's jock even after the clown dissed DF's sorry ass.

DramaFree11
05-04-21, 16:32
After a two week reprieve, Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year is back. Funny thing is he's on someone's jock even after the clown dissed DF's sorry ass.Again you just complain and make stuff up. How many girls have been with in this time frame, there is know reason for me to go to Tijuana, I am killing it MTY. You need better friends and role models. If you quote losers, it make you an even bigger loser.

LuvMexicanas
05-04-21, 21:51
Again you just complain and make stuff up. How many girls have been with in this time frame, there is know reason for me to go to Tijuana, I am killing it MTY. You need better friends and role models. If you quote losers, it make you an even bigger loser.I see you're still avoiding the lie you posted about having visited Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. Don't let facts get in the way of your lies. Check the Tijuana threads and read my session reports from as recent as April. When was your last Tijuana report? All you know how to do is bring up another city which has nothing to do with Tijuana. You must have graduated first in your class from clown college. As Babe Magnet replied to one of your posts, "Cognitive dissonance much"? I have to agree with that description of you so not much for me to add.

LuvMexicanas
05-05-21, 00:12
He posts crap in the Tijuana threads seeking attention or to simply troll. Pathetic. All he knows how to do is bring up some other city when challenged. Weak. He just keeps talking about all these mythical girls, but I don't recall a single Tijuana trip report or photo he's ever posted in these threads. Below is what he wrote but we know it's lies. If he's been to Tijuana 20-30 times last year, where is a single report? There are none because he's a compulsive liar. I already know how he'll reply to my post. First, he'll avoid the question and not own up to lying. Then he'll say I get no girls and he gets all the girls even though my posting history in the Tijuana Escorts thread alone proves otherwise.

Captain Solo
05-05-21, 23:16
Looks like nobody wants to come near LuvMutt to get smeared with his stupid shit and his repeating fake accusations like a dumb parrot hehe.

LuvMexicanas
05-05-21, 23:42
Looks like nobody wants to come near LuvMutt to get smeared with his stupid shit and his repeating fake accusations like a dumb parrot hehe.Especially cowards and documented liars. Oh wait, you're both of those things so third possibility is you're just lacking in the intellect department. Yep, I'm certain that's it. Hehehe.

Jackie888
05-11-21, 20:16
Why on earth do they use a roundabout for major Tijuana intersections?

DramaFree11
05-12-21, 00:45
Looks like nobody wants to come near LuvMutt to get smeared with his stupid shit and his repeating fake accusations like a dumb parrot hehe.LuvMutt{AKA angry old man). He hates everyone and just criticize guys that reports. We are living great lives and having fun. Just a jealous little girl. I am going back to MTY this weekend, read the post, better yet go to HK and have fun. Stop complaining and have some fun!

LuvMexicanas
05-12-21, 02:56
LuvMutt{AKA angry old man). He hates everyone and just criticize guys that reports. We are living great lives and having fun. Just a jealous little girl. I am going back to MTY this weekend, read the post, better yet go to HK and have fun. Stop complaining and have some fun!Oh, the troll with zero credibility has returned. Cognitive dissonance coupled with lying, what a lovely combo.

Member #4722
05-12-21, 03:33
LuvMutt{AKA angry old man). He hates everyone and just criticize guys that reports. We are living great lives and having fun. Just a jealous little girl. I am going back to MTY this weekend, read the post, better yet go to HK and have fun. Stop complaining and have some fun!I'm sure LuvMexicans is sooooo jealous! He hasn't been getting any pussy lately! By this weekend DramaFree will be at an actual steakhouse (very impressive!) romancing a working girl he paid top dollar for from Seeking Arrangements (even more impressive! And even if LuvMexicans is lucky enough to get a girl, it would surely be one DramaFree could get for free (the most impressive!

I hear after the steakhouse he oils himself up and lets his sugar babies watch him clean out gutters! (Mind blown from how impressed I am with this young buck!

SeaBeeJoe
05-12-21, 03:57
LuvMutt{AKA angry old man). He hates everyone and just criticize guys that reports. We are living great lives and having fun. Just a jealous little girl. I am going back to MTY this weekend, read the post, better yet go to HK and have fun. Stop complaining and have some fun!As much as I sometimes hate HK, there is no better place to go and screw a hottie.

Captain Solo
05-12-21, 15:49
Hate HK?

Every noob I took to check out other bars in La Zona, Tropical, Adelita, Chicago, the and G ect would hurry to get out and go back to HK.

Their reasons: HK has the hottest, flirtiest girls in La Zona, livelier, more entertaining, more exciting, more fun.

A noob was scoping out HK last week to set up a party for 11 friends, renting the whole 8th floor penthouse this week. He was eating empanadas with us at the table, then ordered his own empanada plate at the strip stage, got pulled up for free tequila shots with girls wrapping their legs around his head, their crotches attached to his face hehe. He had a grand good time!

Lefeu
05-12-21, 17:24
Hate HK?

Every noob I took to check out other bars in La Zona, Tropical, Adelita, Chicago, the and G ect would hurry to get out and go back to HK.

Their reasons: HK has the hottest, flirtiest girls in La Zona, livelier, more entertaining, more exciting, more fun...I think I have some experience under my belt, yet I always react the same way as your noob. I've done the in / out routine so many times at those secondary bars. HK club is by far the best.

However, I've discovered the hidden treasure among the street girls, and I think they present a better deal. I still spend most of my time ogling the hot girls in HK club.

Baxter Slade
05-12-21, 18:06
LuvMutt{AKA angry old man)MTY I keep seeing the abbreviation MTY over here. Can someone explain that one. I do know YMMV and TLN but just can't figure that one out.

DramaFree11
05-12-21, 18:10
Rog. I have to give L. M, he actually wrote a report and was with an actual girl, good job. Honestly you make L. M. Look like a Rockstar. Any one that claims Kiev is a great place has zero standards. You quote L. M. And P.S. To of the biggest clowns around.

Back to MTY Friday and yes I will be at the Steakhouse.

Captain Solo
05-12-21, 18:28
Cheaper to put up statues of fake heroes than traffic lights.

Confuse the hell out of gringos, get them lost so Policia Municipal can cash in.

Promote business for auto body shops.

Increase accidents for dumb, fat women drivers for population control.

Captain Solo
05-12-21, 19:05
LeFeu,

A few years back the alley used to be lined with street girls, 2 x 3 x more than now, many hot girls. I knew a few girls then so beautiful, nice, clean, sweet, smart, fun, loving, sexy and passionate in bed, whom I would spend every night with. Selection has not been as good the last 4 years, especially after CoVid, but workable.

If the girls know and like you they can give you hot, intimate sessions. I had a few mind-blowing sessions, all with hot street girls. Not all but lots of street girls would do extras. Just ask them discreetly.

HK has lots of the hottest girls in the world, but lots of them are cold and distant in bed. You would have to spend a lot of time, money, sessions with them before they open up. My wingmen have been having all-out GFEs with girls they ply with fichas and repeat with in bed.

You are right. HK is a lot of fun to party with friends and hot girls, the sexiest, most fun, most exciting place to spend spare time. It's a lot more fun than partying with a bunch of ugly, obese, stuck up sonority girls in ivy-league school hehe. Mexican food, seafood and meats, in Tijuana is also very good and cheap. Tijuana is a very good spot to vacation. I have a hard time deciding to vacation anywhere in the world away from Tijuana unless I am sue I will have access to hot girls and good food hehe. Many times on vacation I kept regretting what I was missing out away from Tijuana hehe.

Member #4722
05-13-21, 00:24
I keep seeing the abbreviation MTY over here. Can someone explain that one. I do know YMMV and TLN but just can't figure that one out.It's an abbreviation for Monterrey, a city in Mexico. One of the many words this pea brain can't spell.

LuvMexicanas
05-13-21, 00:32
It's an abbreviation for Monterrey, a city in Mexico. One of the many words this pea brain can't spell.And it has a separate thread but is so lame that pea brain trolls here for attention. Name your clich held too much or not enough as a child, but something is definitely off with the guy.

LuvMexicanas
05-13-21, 00:47
Rog. I have to give L. M, he actually wrote a report and was with an actual girl, good job. Honestly you make L. M. Look like a Rockstar. Any one that claims Kiev is a great place has zero standards. You quote L. M. And P.S. To of the biggest clowns around.

Back to MTY Friday and yes I will be at the Steakhouse.I don't need or want your admiration. When was your last Tijuana report? Have you ever posted a session report? You claimed you were in Tijuana 20-30 times last year, which we all know is a lie you can't seem to admit.

DramaFree11
05-13-21, 01:42
Rog, yep my spelling sucks. Funny I am telling guys to go to Moscow, MTY, and Hk. You tell guys Kiev is good. You quote total losers. Back to MTY to hang out with my beautiful girlfriends and have a great time.

Jackie888
05-13-21, 04:19
LeFeu,

A few years back the alley used to be lined with street girls, 2 x 3 x more than now, many hot girls. I knew a few girls then so beautiful, nice, clean, sweet, smart, fun, loving, sexy and passionate in bed, whom I would spend every night with. Selection has not been as good the last 4 years, especially after CoVid, but workable.

If the girls know and like you they can give you hot, intimate sessions. I had a few mind-blowing sessions, all with hot street girls. Not all but lots of street girls would do extras. Just ask them discreetly.

HK has lots of the hottest girls in the world, but lots of them are cold and distant in bed. You would have to spend a lot of time, money, sessions with them before they open up. My wingmen have been having all-out GFEs with girls they ply with fichas and repeat with in bed.

You are right. HK is a lot of fun to party with friends and hot girls, the sexiest, most fun, most exciting place to spend spare time. It's a lot more fun than partying with a bunch of ugly, obese, stuck up sonority girls in ivy-league school hehe. Mexican food, seafood and meats, in Tijuana is also very good and cheap. Tijuana is a very good spot to vacation. I have a hard time deciding to vacation anywhere in the world away from Tijuana unless I am sue I will have access to hot girls and good food hehe. Many times on vacation I kept regretting what I was missing out away from Tijuana hehe.A few years back, HK faced a shortage of girls in the clubs during the holidays and decided to bring in the girls from the alley. Girls like Crystal and others entered HK, developed the HK golden pussy and bitchy attitude virus and never left. Even Anaise tried it before leaving. And what we have left is a lot of chunky girls in the alley. The other day, a chunky chica in the alley told me to get lost when I asked her how much she was charging in pesos because she was insisting $50 dollars. She must have vacationed in HK over the holidays and contracted the HK golden pussies virus, and was waiting for me to make it rain with dollar bills. Holy shit, she wanted $50 for 15 minutes with the golden pussies. That is fucking $200 and hour. Did I mention she was chunky?

And that folks, is the current state of the alley economy. The quality of the alley is so low that the chunky girls are demanding a premium.

LuvMexicanas
05-13-21, 05:24
I keep seeing the abbreviation MTY over here. Can someone explain that one. I do know YMMV and TLN but just can't figure that one out.I'm fairly certain it is unrelated to Tijuana so why we keep seeing it is a bit of a mystery.

LuvMexicanas
05-13-21, 05:32
Rog. I have to give L. M, he actually wrote a report and was with an actual girl, good job. Honestly you make L. M. Look like a Rockstar. Any one that claims Kiev is a great place has zero standards. You quote L. M. And P.S. To of the biggest clowns around.

Back to MTY Friday and yes I will be at the Steakhouse.I regularly post session reports in the Tijuana threads. You should try it at least once in your life. You should also seriously consider proofreading your reports before posting, as I've seen the mods makes some pretty hilarious comments when deleting reports that are so badly written to be unintelligible. Your post above has to be borderline in that realm of mod-deleted reports due to being so poorly written. Finally, no one cares where you're going Friday, especially because it's completely unrelated to Tijuana (as usual).

Captain Solo
05-13-21, 19:32
HK has a massive recruitment program for girls in Mexico. They manage to bring in the hottest girls from all other states, may be also from Guatemala, Honduras, Venezuela, who knows?

Over the year some street girls would go to work in HK with over a hundred girls in competition every night. A few stay and work permanently, others quit and go back to the streets, a few keep going in and out working alternately in HK and the streets like Ximena. Looks like HK has a very flexible staffing policy; girls are unpaid independent contractors, making money with fichas and fucking guys in the hotel. Strippers are paid something like 1,000 pesos for each performance plus tips. A few strippers recently had green rains worth over a hundred. Guys have been very generous after having their asses in isolation under Covid19.

Lots of the hottest girls would quit HK after a few days a go home to mamas when they could not make enough money to cover living expenses. So if you find a new hot girls take her for fichas and hotel before they go home forever.

A few street girls stay and work in HK permanently:

Krystal de Guadalajara used to work in front of Edourado. She went in HK about 5 years ago when her son was 3 YO. He's about 8 now. She's tall with very beautiful, smooth light skin, pretty Spanish face, big butt, tiny boobs. Her kitty was so tight I had problem penetrating, had to go in slowly and gently and she was always flinching. Now she still won't kiss but allows tits sucking, kitty eating and her kitty is not so tight anymore hehe. She hangs around HK all night making not much money. She would go to hotel with me with a vastly discount rate.

Paola de Puebla is a pretty spinner with tan skin, big fake boobs. Her tiny kitty would get all wet and sloppy, very nice to pump hehe. She went in HK about the same time with Krystal, got very popular with Asian guys, sitting with them all night drinking fichas. 2 years ago she shacked up with a Viet guy and left HK but broke up and came back after a year, got a big tat of a rose on her right thigh. Like Krystal she's not making much money. Paola also does discount sessions with me.

The tall shapely, pretty, doll-like Ximena has been working on off in HK and in front of hotel Garcia. She was working in HK last few weeks, all dolled up looking really hot. She likes my wingman, draping herself on him, cooing like a baby to him, but to other guys she is very quiet and would only grunts on word answer every time. But she has a very quick and hot temper with other girls, screaming and attacking them verbally. She's a star fish in bed, very detached and distant, only breathing heavily with each thrust. Her boobs are dropping and her kitty is under a very big pelvic bone, difficult to penetrate deeply. Guys know her hard personality and big anatomy so she's not doing much business in HK.

Spinner Fatima, with a mole on her left chin, has left hotel Garcia forever and worked in HK every week, always in a flowery dress. She's pleasant and smiling but has little feminine charms. She smelled so sweaty out of her clothes I am afraid of being assaulted by her foul body odors. She's not doing much business in HK.

Tall, beautiful Emily was working in HK, started working on the street at Cascada's back door during CoVid shutdown. The poor girl is very shy; her BF works in Cascada and holds her hand bag hehe. Have not seen her in HK recently.

Sofia used to be a spinner at Azul's. She went to work in HK and was looking for guys to give her a baby. She got her baby, got much heavier and recently came back to work in front of Azuls. My wingman was still buying her dinner out of old friendship but She got so heavy now and smells sweaty, not many guys take her up.

A few others I forgot names have switched between HK and the streets. I missed a few street spinners who gave me some very hot, fun, friendly session like hot, tiny Elizabeth and Monica the pretty frowning spinner at Ibiza. Monica would put on a new condom and made me continue screwing until she popped hehe.

I missed the hot, fun and pretty Karin de Puebla. She popped so hard, gasping, panting, squealing, clawing my back.

For many guys Tijuana putas become close, warm, fun, happy companies, like the families they never had hehe.

Jackie888
05-13-21, 21:11
One other odd thing about Tijuana is how they are able to build houses on the side of the hills. I am not talking about building a house on top of a hill like they do in San Diego. I mean literally on the side of a hill. So I do see a mass humanitarian crisis if there is a major earthquake in the area, and all those homes come crumbling down killing everybody. Tijuana is a lot behind other cities in Mexico such as Monterey, Puebla or Mexico City. Tijuana is like an oversized town rather than a modern city.

Captain Solo
05-13-21, 22:57
She's a tiny spinner, pretty half-Asian face, slim figure, long legs, with a nice, sweet, playful personality.

She also does one of the best BJ in town with lots of suction and tongue flicking, loves some good pumping, huffing, puffing, saying "oy, oy" when she comes hehe. I just love to pin her down, grinding on her tight crotch, pumping her wet, tiny kitty, giving her pleasures.

Last fall during the coVid shut down she was back working at hotel Garcia, said she was going hom in Chiapas for good. I wish she would come back.

Jackie888
05-16-21, 20:14
She's a tiny spinner, pretty half-Asian face, slim figure, long legs, with a nice, sweet, playful personality.

She also does one of the best BJ in town with lots of suction and tongue flicking, loves some good pumping, huffing, puffing, saying "oy, oy" when she comes hehe. I just love to pin her down, grinding on her tight crotch, pumping her wet, tiny kitty, giving her pleasures.

Last fall during the coVid shut down she was back working at hotel Garcia, said she was going hom in Chiapas for good. I wish she would come back.Love can be cruel.

Babe Magnet
05-18-21, 00:51
Cheaper to put up statues of fake heroes than traffic lights.

Confuse the hell out of gringos, get them lost so Policia Municipal can cash in.

Promote business for auto body shops.

Increase accidents for dumb, fat women drivers for population control.That is damn funny. And quite accurate.

Babe Magnet
05-18-21, 06:57
Well looks like phord called out babe mag and sent him running into hiding again.Speaking of running and hiding, baxturd, I haven't seen ya boy PhlimPlam around lately. He must really want that government pension. ROFL. Speaking of missing links, I haven't seen ya boy ScatManDon't around lately, either.

Babe Magnet
05-18-21, 06:59
Love can be cruel.Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.

Jackie888
05-18-21, 17:40
Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fiancé whenever she hits you up for emergency money.

Captain Solo
05-18-21, 20:53
Babe,

Look at the bright side.

Every time her fiancee pisses her off, you will get a few hot revenge sessions with her gratis.

SeaBeeJoe
05-18-21, 23:10
Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.Yah I feel in love a few times in the zona, it allways ended badly with me brome and seeing the love of my life going with other men to have sex. It hurt me a lot, but I still came back LOL.

Babe Magnet
05-19-21, 01:49
Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fianc whenever she hits you up for emergency money.After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.

She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.

ClamSlammer
05-22-21, 15:09
I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.

LuvMexicanas
05-22-21, 15:54
I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.Oh shit, the Clammer is back!

Ctytek
05-22-21, 16:41
I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.

ClamSlammer
05-23-21, 00:16
Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.

Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:

DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.

And the Captain. Wow. He once stated that HK pre-covid usually had about 65 putas to choose from on a weekend. Only missed the real number by about 400. Then when lambasted by several members, he proceeds to deny he ever wrote it, apparently not realizing that every forum has a scroll down feature in which everyone can see what every member wrote in the past. Not to mention when a poster proposed that a band of mongers form an armed mercenary strike force to rescue a fellow monger who was being held by the Federali's in a Mexico City prison, the Captain erupted, pleading that Mexico is a close USA Ally and that such an incident could provoke international tensions. The Captain didn't realize it was an obvious joke. That's his mental state.

ScatMan. Where do we start? First, he's proven he doesn't know the difference between evidence and hearsay. Because no evidence of any ficha quota has every been post on any forum, ever. Such a loser in life he can only afford the most disgusting crack walkers. He once bragged about how he was getting these toothless crack walker threesomes for bargain prices, boasting of getting to kiss one while the other was sucking his dick. Seriously, he's bragging about kissing these walkers who probably haven't showered or brushed their tooth in weeks? And what about the time he wanted to find out what exchange rate was offered at the duty free shop? He proposed sending a monger there to buy a bottle of tequila and calculate the rate. When I suggested "why not just ask an employee" he goes off and says that a customer would be way out of line by asking the exchange rate.

PhordPhan. He insults BabeMagnet by calling him "PendejoMagnet" then he immediately proceeds to engage him. LOL! I give him credit, he was right!

DramaFree. He still can't get over how I completely humiliated him a couple years ago, and will basically back up anybody that is arguing with me, no matter how stupid (ScatMan) he is.

I've got a lot of catch up posts to make since I've been gone for a couple months. Will be writing some stuff shortly.

DramaFree11
05-23-21, 02:56
The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.

Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:

DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.

Jinxx
05-23-21, 06:05
I found this video of Clam making his grand arrival back to ISG-Stupid Shit Tijuana.

https://youtu.be/WH54auk02KI

Captain Solo
05-23-21, 17:38
Clam is a tough street kid. After short changing and hiding from his suppliers a few months, faithfully dating a free civie, Ms. Rosie Palm, Clam is back swinging a baseball bat at everyone. Clam keeps arguing about inconsequential issues again and again, but nobody pays attention to him. That really hurts Clam's feelings. Clam just hates everyone in ISG hehe.

Clam cannot count worth a damn and he has problems with numbers. ISG bros are a lot smarter than Clam and they can count. HK Club never had 465 girls in house any night even in the busiest times, not even now with square footage doubled. There was no way anyone can pack in 465 girls plus typically 600 to 900 guys into the old club. 1,500 people would require a room the size of 4 Boeing 747 put together with people packed in tight, sitting in their seats, shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip, like sardine cans, no bars, no furniture, no stages, no strip shows, not moving, not walking around drinking, slapping butts. Clam has to be utterly stupid to think the old HK club was larger than 4 Boeing 747's hehe.

Clam obviously cannot count. He probably does not even know how many dick he has, or if it's still there. He also inflates his civie and bar freebies count from a big zero to a triple figure hehe.

A few world-renown psychiatrists actually follow these crazy posts in ISG. I think the US government wants to monitor the mental states of horny guys for whatever purposes. They may have dealt with symptoms associated with bipolar, delusional schizophrenics. I have seen a couple cases, people who cannot differentiate fantasies from realities, like Clam's 465 bar girls plus 900 guys packed tight into old HK club, or Clam's dozens civie and bar freebies hehe.

LuvMexicanas
05-23-21, 17:47
After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.

She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.
Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.Yeah, I haven't written any trip reports Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. You're such a joke and sucking up to Clam will get you nowhere.

DramaFree11
05-23-21, 19:40
Yeah, I haven't written any trip reports Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. You're such a joke and sucking up to Clam will get you nowhere.I am glad Dr. Clam is back, he makes me laugh and honestly I respect his passion. Any way I am in MTY now, banging amazing and beautiful girls, 2 trips in one week.

Too much fun! Even better news I bought a new business in San Antonio, just under a 5 hour drive to MTY now. I will be in San Antonio full time, not San Diego, but a cool place. Lots of beautiful Latinos. Life is good.

LuvMexicanas
05-24-21, 03:30
I am glad Dr. Clam is back, he makes me laugh and honestly I respect his passion. Any way I am in MTY now, banging amazing and beautiful girls, 2 trips in one week.

Too much fun! Even better news I bought a new business in San Antonio, just under a 5 hour drive to MTY now. I will be in San Antonio full time, not San Diego, but a cool place. Lots of beautiful Latinos. Life is good.San Antonio is great. Went there all the time when I lived in Houston but how San Antonio is relevant to Tijuana is mystifying.

Jinxx
06-01-21, 02:32
When I grow up and am a baller, I will just take bar girls back to my hotel for hour with all the extras. I wonder how much this would cost $200 for an hour?$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

All that stuff that captain posts about his "wingman" who has multiple chicas have sex with him all night and clean his house all for free just for the privilege of him giving them a place to crash for the night, that's not a realistic expectation for most guys. Or captain's other "wingman" who gets hot street chicas 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. Or captain's claims of hot civies from San Diego who "proposition him" while partying in HK.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.

Or you could link up with the chica that captain seems to be a "promoter" of, the one who is full GFE BBBJ with him but with everyone else she's strictly non-GFE CBJ.

Babe Magnet
06-01-21, 15:52
$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.
Most mongers just aren't willing to expend the amount of time and effort required to get a bar girl outside the bar. They don't just fall over like fainting goats just because you buy them a ficha. It takes effort.

The biggest hurdle right now, getting girls to go outside the bar, is convincing them it's safe. The majority of girls working HK and AB right now are from the interior of Southern Mexico. They've been indoctrinated by Telemundo, Univision, CNN, CSI, et al, that all American men are murderers and rapists and they actually believe the thick necks in the bars are going to protect them, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Then, you have to get past the, "But, I charge $100 for 30 minutes in the bar. " When I get that response, I just deep six them and move on. Then, as you pointed out, the next giant leap is getting them to actually show up.

So, yeah. It takes a helluva lot of effort, persistence and patience to bed a bar girl outside the bar. But, then again, you have that problem with Mexican girls in any bar.

As for $200 for a 1-2 hour session? I wouldn't pay $20 for a 1-2 hour session, but that's just me. I like a good challenge: the shoot-fish-in-barrel game is just not for me. But, everybody's got to decide for themselves what works best for them.

Jinxx
06-01-21, 22:10
Most mongers just aren't willing to expend the amount of time and effort required to get a bar girl outside the bar. They don't just fall over like fainting goats just because you buy them a ficha. It takes effort.

The biggest hurdle right now, getting girls to go outside the bar, is convincing them it's safe. The majority of girls working HK and AB right now are from the interior of Southern Mexico. They've been indoctrinated by Telemundo, Univision, CNN, CSI, et al, that all American men are murderers and rapists and they actually believe the thick necks in the bars are going to protect them, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Then, you have to get past the, "But, I charge $100 for 30 minutes in the bar. " When I get that response, I just deep six them and move on. Then, as you pointed out, the next giant leap is getting them to actually show up.

So, yeah. It takes a helluva lot of effort, persistence and patience to bed a bar girl outside the bar. But, then again, you have that problem with Mexican girls in any bar.

As for $200 for a 1-2 hour session? I wouldn't pay $20 for a 1-2 hour session, but that's just me. I like a good challenge: the shoot-fish-in-barrel game is just not for me. But, everybody's got to decide for themselves what works best for them.You're a "PUA" aka pick up artist bro, you're not a monger per se. So you're coming from a whole different angle than me and most guys on this board. I personally love the pickup game and banging chicks for free, and welcome all your comments in that regard. But still ISG is a monger board where we exchange info pertaining to pay for play, p4p, putas, paid sex.

I base that $200 estimate on the fact that a good agency escort who does full GFE in Tijuana is going to cost you just about $100 an hour, on average. While these agency chicks are reasonably hot, most chicas in HK are two or three levels above them. Some chicas working in HK, in my opinion, are just absolutely gorgeous and stunning, Instagram model material. They can easily get $100 for rushed non-GFE service, so it's going to require some extra financial incentive get that higher level of GFE service.

One random thought about pua vs p4p, for me a lot of it is pure convenience and ease. I looooove absolutely love meeting a hot chica for the very first time, grabbing her by the pussy, banging the hell out of her, and then an hour later doing the same thing with her amiga. I don't mind one bit paying these chicks. Picking up chicks and banging them for free is awesome too, but it's a different game, a different approach, a different experience.

Babe Magnet
06-03-21, 09:03
You're a "PUA" aka pick up artist bro, you're not a monger per se. So you're coming from a whole different angle than me and most guys on this board. I personally love the pickup game and banging chicks for free, and welcome all your comments in that regard.Jajaja. Never considered myself a PUA. Just trying to get laid like everybody else. I tried a few 30-minute sessions years ago to see what all the fuss was about. Just didn't do it for me. I wish it did. Life would be simpler, I'm sure.

I was driven "underground" to la zona when all the other bars got shut down last spring. So, I thought, What the hell, I'll give it a try. And damn, if I didn't pick up the first girl I asked out at HK. Maria from Mexicali. Finest set of tits I've ever seen. We went out on a Sunday night and had a fucking blast. And I'm like, Where the hell has this place been all my life? So fucking easy. And then it wasn't so easy (turns out that was Maria's first week at HK, she was away from home, and she was just looking for somebody to take her out on the town and fuck her--not that I'm complaining, you understand). And now it's getting damn difficult it seems. I had much better success in the speakeasies than in the bars.

But now that the other bars are opening, I'm going to focus my ground efforts in that direction. Not saying I'm going to give up la zona bars because I hafta admit it is nice to be able to totally see and feel the merchandise before you commit to anything.


But still ISG is a monger board where we exchange info pertaining to pay for play, p4p, putas, paid sex.Yeah I get that I'm an interloper, here. I lurked for awhile and then somebody posted some shit that made my eyes bleed and I had to chime in.


One random thought about pua vs p4p, for me a lot of it is pure convenience and ease. I looooove absolutely love meeting a hot chica for the very first time, grabbing her by the pussy, banging the hell out of her, and then an hour later doing the same thing with her amiga. I don't mind one bit paying these chicks. Oh yeah, I totally get where you're coming from, bro. I just can't do the quickie thing. Does not work for me. Thirty minutes in the sack just makes me horny. It's like a fucking appetizer or something.


Picking up chicks and banging them for free is awesome too, but it's a different game, a different approach, a different experience.For the record, ain't nothing for free, bro. These are some high-maintenance women. By the time I get through wining and dining one enough to get her in the sack, I'm well north of $150 for the evening. Ain't nothing free.

LuvMexicanas
06-03-21, 19:29
$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

All that stuff that captain posts about his "wingman" who has multiple chicas have sex with him all night and clean his house all for free just for the privilege of him giving them a place to crash for the night, that's not a realistic expectation for most guys. Or captain's other "wingman" who gets hot street chicas 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. Or captain's claims of hot civies from San Diego who "proposition him" while partying in HK.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.

Or you could link up with the chica that captain seems to be a "promoter" of, the one who is full GFE BBBJ with him but with everyone else she's strictly non-GFE CBJ.Great post which newbies need to read closely. Satisfaction is often directly tied to expectations. Envisioning a trip in your mind that's built on unlikely best case scenarios or exceptions such as someone allegedly knowing a guy a great thing happened to is setting yourself up for disappointment. An often overused expression but totally applicable to anyone breaking into the Tijuana hobby scene is the following: "Hope is not a plan. " Don't take everything you read on the various Tijuana threads as gospel and use your common sense to sort out reliable info vs fantasy or guys trying to showoff.

Captain Solo
06-04-21, 21:34
The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.

Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.