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LuvMexicanas
06-05-21, 03:45
The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.
Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.I've seen Jinxx approach dozens of paraditas and didn't hear any of them quote prices outside of the ordinary. Perhaps you're making false statements out of anger.
The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.
Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.Jinxx gets a little bit jealous every now and then. So what?
The righteous bro Clam pulled him a 20 year old civie college student. So I'm definitely jealous of him since I'm trying to get me a similar type chick. (For a real novia, not just a random hookup.). Even though a random hook-up would be nice too, jaja!
I got a little bit jealous a few weeks ago hanging with LuvMexicanas. We were bar hopping in the zona when we decided to duck into Adelita's for a beer. We had no intention of staying longer than one beer, we just planned to scope it out and shoot the shit for a few minutes. Then I saw a chica (forget her name) who used to work as a door girl out of hotel Eduardo. I hooked up with her many times as she's young, tall, with thick thighs and a natural thick round booty. Even one time I popped twice in a 30 minute session with her so you know she's got some good pussy. I bought her a ficha just because she's a super cool chick and we have quite a bit of history together. So as she's drinking her ficha me and LuvMexicanas are both smacking her ass and groping her thick juicy body. But then I noticed that she's all over LuvMexicanas basically showing him more love than she's showing me. I felt like telling her hey wait a minute that's cool you like my bro and all but damn I'm the one who bought you the ficha not him. I ain't going to lie I was slightly annoyed jaja! But it's all good we had fun. I got love for that chick she's always been cool as hell. I think her name might be Jimena? She's from the state of Tabasco. If you see her tell her daddy Jinxx loves her with all his heart.
I've seen Jinxx approach dozens of paraditas and didn't hear any of them quote prices outside of the ordinary. Perhaps you're making false statements out of anger.Yea tell him about that time I pulled that one door girl in the alley 800 for a full hour multiple pops. A new chica I'd never even met before. She wasn't the hottest chica but easily bangable since I was turned on enough I pounded her the whole entire hour.
I got a nice thickie a couple weeks ago that charged me 300 FS quicky with no negotiation. Matter fact I need to go back and look for that chick as she was exceptionally horny and freaky.
MongerHunger
06-05-21, 12:54
The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.
Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.Which street girls quoted him high prices? Pass on this info so we can be aware or do you even know?
LuvMexicanas
06-05-21, 16:03
Yea tell him about that time I pulled that one door girl in the alley 800 for a full hour multiple pops. A new chica I'd never even met before. She wasn't the hottest chica but easily bangable since I was turned on enough I pounded her the whole entire hour.
I got a nice thickie a couple weeks ago that charged me 300 FS quicky with no negotiation. Matter fact I need to go back and look for that chick as she was exceptionally horny and freaky.Entirely true. Jinxx loves door girls and they love him. 800 for an entire hour of unlimited relations. I'm no door girl expert, but that's the best deal I've ever heard of.
Captain Solo
06-05-21, 16:07
He posted many times street girls quoted him high prices. It can only be because the girls just did not like the ways he looks, smells, talks or acts, may even be scared of him. Girls deal with hundreds guys everyday. They are quick to size up people. I did not want to tell them that logical conclusion before.
He accused me posting a bro got 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. That's a lie. It's too good to be true. I never posted that rate. Show me the post that said that!
The relationships I posted are true. The facts aim to show the dire situations some young Mexican girls are in, not to blow my horn. The bros can exploit their dire situations, or have some basic kindness and help them a little whenever appropriate.
LuvMexicanas
06-05-21, 16:14
Jinxx gets a little bit jealous every now and then. So what?
The righteous bro Clam pulled him a 20 year old civie college student. So I'm definitely jealous of him since I'm trying to get me a similar type chick. (For a real novia, not just a random hookup.). Even though a random hook-up would be nice too, jaja!
I got a little bit jealous a few weeks ago hanging with LuvMexicanas. We were bar hopping in the zona when we decided to duck into Adelita's for a beer. We had no intention of staying longer than one beer, we just planned to scope it out and shoot the shit for a few minutes. Then I saw a chica (forget her name) who used to work as a door girl out of hotel Eduardo. I hooked up with her many times as she's young, tall, with thick thighs and a natural thick round booty. Even one time I popped twice in a 30 minute session with her so you know she's got some good pussy. I bought her a ficha just because she's a super cool chick and we have quite a bit of history together. So as she's drinking her ficha me and LuvMexicanas are both smacking her ass and groping her thick juicy body. But then I noticed that she's all over LuvMexicanas basically showing him more love than she's showing me. I felt like telling her hey wait a minute that's cool you like my bro and all but damn I'm the one who bought you the ficha not him. I ain't going to lie I was slightly annoyed jaja! But it's all good we had fun. I got love for that chick she's always been cool as hell. I think her name might be Jimena? She's from the state of Tabasco. If you see her tell her daddy Jinxx loves her with all his heart.I remember this vividly. She was all over me and I loved it because as you said, she's sexy as fuck. She was groping me, playing with my nipples and whispering her dirty thoughts in my ear. She must have watched Meet the Parents and took Focker's line literally: "you can milk anything with nipples."
DramaFree11
06-05-21, 16:33
The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.
Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.Capt. Jinxx is a nice guy, take it easy on him. Keep having fun!
Baxter Slade
06-05-21, 16:45
I've seen Jinxx approach dozens of paraditas and didn't hear any of them quote prices outside of the ordinary. Perhaps you're making false statements out of anger.Keep in mind the captain does not get angry. Some might call all the blabbing that flows out of his keyboard false statements. Ask him and he will tell you it is fantasy to entertain the bros. Hehehehe.
LuvMexicanas
06-05-21, 17:33
Keep in mind the captain does not get angry. Some might call all the blabbing that flows out of his keyboard false statements. Ask him and he will tell you it is fantasy to entertain the bros. Hehehehe.It's like that song "Fantasy" from Aldo Nova except less entertaining. I suppose newbies who can't distinguish reality from fantasy are not my fuckin problem.
He accused me posting a bro got 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. That's a lie. It's too good to be true. I never posted that rate. Show me the post that said that!
My wingman, who speaks fluent Spanish, has been having 1-hour sessions with various street girls for 500 pesos just about every week. Some girls are hot, like Kimberly / Joshlyn / Sara / Jury / Sofia / Julieta ect.
Some girls even do DFK, BBBJ, BBFS an hour for 500-600 pesos, won't mention names to protect them from their pissed-off competitors. Guys just have to search the market and make their deals. Familiarity will improve their chance.OK so it was "1 hour BBFS for 500-600", not "3 hours BBFS for 250" like I said at first.
1 hour BBFS for 500-600 is still not a reasonable expectation for 90% of mongers who don't either live in Tijuana or spend a lot of time in Tijuana.
To be fair I never accused Captain of outright lying. I just try to give guys a more realistic set of expectations.
Another thing to keep in mind regarding freebies, or ridiculously low GFE rates is the emotional roller coaster you might be setting yourself up for. Like Babe Magnet said ain't nothing truly free when it comes to women. While you're banging her for free you might be thinking to yourself "oh I'm a big stud, this chick can't get enough of my magical cock". But at the same time she's thinking to herself "oh god I love this guy so much I want to be together in love with him forever and ever". Yea these chicks might be putas but they're still human beings who feel love and emotion. And as such they're very susceptible to broken hearts and emotional pain.
I'm not trying to be a buzz kill or ruin anybody's party. Just throwing out my little 2 pesos.
LuvMexicanas
06-06-21, 19:15
OK so it was "1 hour BBFS for 500-600", not "3 hours BBFS for 250" like I said at first.
1 hour BBFS for 500-600 is still not a reasonable expectation for 90% of mongers who don't either live in Tijuana or spend a lot of time in Tijuana.
To be fair I never accused Captain of outright lying. I just try to give guys a more realistic set of expectations.
Another thing to keep in mind regarding freebies, or ridiculously low GFE rates is the emotional roller coaster you might be setting yourself up for. Like Babe Magnet said ain't nothing truly free when it comes to women. While you're banging her for free you might be thinking to yourself "oh I'm a big stud, this chick can't get enough of my magical cock". But at the same time she's thinking to herself "oh god I love this guy so much I want to be together in love with him forever and ever". Yea these chicks might be putas but they're still human beings who feel love and emotion. And as such they're very susceptible to broken hearts and emotional pain.
I'm not trying to be a buzz kill or ruin anybody's party. Just throwing out my little 2 pesos.Speaking of pesos, the 20 peso coin is cool as fuck. Ran into one for the first time just last week.
DramaFree11
06-06-21, 22:42
OK so it was "1 hour BBFS for 500-600", not "3 hours BBFS for 250" like I said at first.
1 hour BBFS for 500-600 is still not a reasonable expectation for 90% of mongers who don't either live in Tijuana or spend a lot of time in Tijuana.
To be fair I never accused Captain of outright lying. I just try to give guys a more realistic set of expectations.
Another thing to keep in mind regarding freebies, or ridiculously low GFE rates is the emotional roller coaster you might be setting yourself up for. Like Babe Magnet said ain't nothing truly free when it comes to women. While you're banging her for free you might be thinking to yourself "oh I'm a big stud, this chick can't get enough of my magical cock". But at the same time she's thinking to herself "oh god I love this guy so much I want to be together in love with him forever and ever". Yea these chicks might be putas but they're still human beings who feel love and emotion. And as such they're very susceptible to broken hearts and emotional pain.
I'm not trying to be a buzz kill or ruin anybody's party. Just throwing out my little 2 pesos.I give you credit you always take the high road and remain positive. Others could learn from you.
OK so it was "1 hour BBFS for 500-600", not "3 hours BBFS for 250" like I said at first.
1 hour BBFS for 500-600 is still not a reasonable expectation for 90% of mongers who don't either live in Tijuana or spend a lot of time in Tijuana.
To be fair I never accused Captain of outright lying. I just try to give guys a more realistic set of expectations.
Another thing to keep in mind regarding freebies, or ridiculously low GFE rates is the emotional roller coaster you might be setting yourself up for. Like Babe Magnet said ain't nothing truly free when it comes to women. While you're banging her for free you might be thinking to yourself "oh I'm a big stud, this chick can't get enough of my magical cock". But at the same time she's thinking to herself "oh god I love this guy so much I want to be together in love with him forever and ever". Yea these chicks might be putas but they're still human beings who feel love and emotion. And as such they're very susceptible to broken hearts and emotional pain.
I'm not trying to be a buzz kill or ruin anybody's party. Just throwing out my little 2 pesos.The free can come back to you as well if she has a problem and asks for money. You might feel more obligated to help since you haven't been paying. Most freebies from my experience are just girls that feel comfortable with you and are lonely. It's much more difficult if you don't live in Tijuana a unless you are young and speak Spanish.
Speaking of pesos, the 20 peso coin is cool as fuck. Ran into one for the first time just last week.I agree I have one that I keep in my drawer. It's like the $2 bill to me.
LuvMexicanas
06-07-21, 01:54
I give you credit you always take the high road and remain positive. Others could learn from you.You mean learn to take the high road like your idol Captain who twice attempted to put up a report that Jinxx is a drug addict and other inflammatory comments with zero factual basis? Yep, I read both before those were taken down.
I give you credit you always take the high road and remain positive. Others could learn from you.Hey, brother Jinxx is a lover not a fighter.
DramaFree11
06-07-21, 18:11
Hey, brother Jinxx is a lover not a fighter.Yep, keep up the good work.
Babe Magnet
06-08-21, 01:26
I got a little bit jealous a few weeks ago hanging with LuvMexicanas. We were bar hopping in the zona when we decided to duck into Adelita's for a beer. We had no intention of staying longer than one beer, we just planned to scope it out and shoot the shit for a few minutes. Then I saw a chica (forget her name) who used to work as a door girl out of hotel Eduardo. I hooked up with her many times as she's young, tall, with thick thighs and a natural thick round booty. Even one time I popped twice in a 30 minute session with her so you know she's got some good pussy. I bought her a ficha just because she's a super cool chick and we have quite a bit of history together. So as she's drinking her ficha me and LuvMexicanas are both smacking her ass and groping her thick juicy body. But then I noticed that she's all over LuvMexicanas basically showing him more love than she's showing me. I felt like telling her hey wait a minute that's cool you like my bro and all but damn I'm the one who bought you the ficha not him.That's because she's already had you and got your money. She's looking for another "sugar daddy." Don't take it personally--it has nothing whatsoever to do with you or him; it has everything to do with money. You could've been in there with a 3-headed calf and she would nuzzle him as long as she thinks he's got a $100 bill in his pocket.
Babe Magnet
06-08-21, 01:46
Another thing to keep in mind regarding freebies, or ridiculously low GFE rates is the emotional roller coaster you might be setting yourself up for. Like Babe Magnet said ain't nothing truly free when it comes to women. While you're banging her for free you might be thinking to yourself "oh I'm a big stud, this chick can't get enough of my magical cock". But at the same time she's thinking to herself "oh god I love this guy so much I want to be together in love with him forever and ever". Yea these chicks might be putas but they're still human beings who feel love and emotion. And as such they're very susceptible to broken hearts and emotional pain.Jijiji. I've got 3 bar girls who say they're in love with me. I've been proposed to 3 times this year. I don't believe them nor do I take them seriously. As long as you have some boundaries, it's not likely to happen. Possible, but not likely. I just say something like, "You'll think differently when you're sober," and we laugh about it and then go back to trying to screw each other's brains out. Then I go on to the next one and she goes back to her boyfriend or whatever. I'm not the time to get attached--and certainly not to bar girs. But, yeah, if you're the fall-in-love, heart-on-sleeve kinda dude like some of the people who post here, you'll end up bleeding from the ears. If you don't have a very strong personality, these putas will chew you up, spit you out and clean your wallet in the process.
Captain Solo
06-08-21, 02:27
Hey, brother Jinxx is a loser not a fighter.
LuvMexicanas
06-08-21, 16:23
Hey, brother Jinxx is a loser not a fighter.If you keep this up, your biggest fanboy will criticize you for not taking the high road like Jinxx.
Captain Solo
06-08-21, 19:10
Nobody wants to take Jinxx's low road, gouging the bros $60 for a 10-mile ride from SD Airport, lied about other bros then "I stand corrected. "
The kind of low lifes who take advantages of everyone, and profit from every situation, should be avoided, lest you will be set up for something far more grave.
LuvMexicanas
06-08-21, 19:51
That's because she's already had you and got your money. She's looking for another "sugar daddy." Don't take it personally--it has nothing whatsoever to do with you or him; it has everything to do with money. You could've been in there with a 3-headed calf and she would nuzzle him as long as she thinks he's got a $100 bill in his pocket.Yep, men and women both like fresh meat. It's just a different kind of meat: for men (new pussy) and for women (new money).
Speaking of pesos, the 20 peso coin is cool as fuck. Ran into one for the first time just last week.The Mexican Mint balances that cool factor out by issuing the new 500 pesos bill in the same blue color as the 20 pesos bill.
DramaFree11
06-08-21, 21:36
L. Mex, (AKA Angry old Man), Good to see you are still angry and pissed off at the world. Capt. Is not my idol, he writes reports and offer to help people, so I give him credit for that. You 3 try to provoke him and piss him off, just because you are jealous. Yes, he could be a little more tactful, but who cares. Instead of complaining you should try and learn something for everyone reports. The bottom line, Capt. Knows how to have fun.
I just got back from 2 great weekends in MTY. Banging beautiful girls, you should try and do the same. I am living the dream working hard and having a lot of fun.
Hk, MTY and Moscow rock. Kiev and MDE suck.
Nobody wants to take Jinxx's low road, gouging the bros $60 for a 10-mile ride from SD Airport, lied about other bros then "I stand corrected. "
The kind of low lifes who take advantages of everyone, and profit from every situation, should be avoided, lest you will be set up for something far more grave.The current fee brother Jinxx charges for a ride from San Diego to your Tijuana destination is $120. Inflation is a motherfucker.
I don't force anyone to use Jinxx's A-1 Cross Border Transport Service. I never hesitate to point out more economical options for mongers on their way to Tijuana. I very clearly inform the bros that Uber and Lyft cost about $30 and the trolley will cost under $10. Every monger makes their own informed decision on how they prefer to make it to their hotel or Airbnb in Tijuana.
And what do you mean by "something far more grave"? Is that another one of your delusional fantasies that you're very well known for? Or are you just saying that to "entertain the bros, hehehe"?
LuvMexicanas
06-08-21, 22:27
Hey, brother Jinxx is a lover not a fighter.
Jijiji. I've got 3 bar girls who say they're in love with me. I've been proposed to 3 times this year. I don't believe them nor do I take them seriously. As long as you have some boundaries, it's not likely to happen. Possible, but not likely. I just say something like, "You'll think differently when you're sober," and we laugh about it and then go back to trying to screw each other's brains out. Then I go on to the next one and she goes back to her boyfriend or whatever. I'm not the time to get attached--and certainly not to bar girs. But, yeah, if you're the fall-in-love, heart-on-sleeve kinda dude like some of the people who post here, you'll end up bleeding from the ears. If you don't have a very strong personality, these putas will chew you up, spit you out and clean your wallet in the process.For similar reasons along with some others, I don't accept freebies when offered. After you've fucked a chica several times especially if BBFS+CIP, she'll start catching feelings, even if just the fleeting kind. I always pay something each and every time just so boundaries are crystal clear. It also reduces the likelihood of the annoying Whatsapp messages requesting money because she's been sick and couldn't work, mom's in the hospital and needs help with medical bills, it's her birthday, and every other bullshit reason we've all heard before.
RikyMichaels7
06-08-21, 22:39
Jijiji. I've got 3 bar girls who say they're in love with me. I've been proposed to 3 times this year. I don't believe them nor do I take them seriously. As long as you have some boundaries, it's not likely to happen. Possible, but not likely. I just say something like, "You'll think differently when you're sober," and we laugh about it and then go back to trying to screw each other's brains out. Then I go on to the next one and she goes back to her boyfriend or whatever. I'm not the time to get attached--and certainly not to bar girs. But, yeah, if you're the fall-in-love, heart-on-sleeve kinda dude like some of the people who post here, you'll end up bleeding from the ears. If you don't have a very strong personality, these putas will chew you up, spit you out and clean your wallet in the process.You're a Babe Magnet in your own mind! Pulleeze.
Rainman306
06-08-21, 22:54
The major Tijuana bars fischa program has gone too far.
To prove it. I challenge all the regular Tijuana visitors to adhere to a challenge of only going into the bars to negotiate arribas with the chicas without buying any fischas. Drinks for yourself are okay and tipping is okay, but absolutely no fischas for this challenge.
Please don't rush or settle in your negotiations with the chicks. Negotiate not just the price & time but all the sexo related details as well. The problems you'll likely find is the chicas will likely be forced to walk away from you. You'll be interrupted every few minutes by a masero.
If you want to buy drinks and chat & play with the chicas that's great. If your flush with on hand cash that's great too. But if it's you last night & say you got a little over $200 dollars on you & want to for sure bang 2 more hot bar chicas before you vacay is over & you might not get back for many months -- you should be able to do so without the pressure of fischa sales ruining your plans.
The major Tijuana bars fischa program has gone too far.
To prove it. I challenge all the regular Tijuana visitors to adhere to a challenge of only going into the bars to negotiate arribas with the chicas without buying any fischas. Drinks for yourself are okay and tipping is okay, but absolutely no fischas for this challenge.
Please don't rush or settle in your negotiations with the chicks. Negotiate not just the price & time but all the sexo related details as well. The problems you'll likely find is the chicas will likely be forced to walk away from you. You'll be interrupted every few minutes by a masero.
If you want to buy drinks and chat & play with the chicas that's great. If your flush with on hand cash that's great too. But if it's you last night & say you got a little over $200 dollars on you & want to for sure bang 2 more hot bar chicas before you vacay is over & you might not get back for many months -- you should be able to do so without the pressure of fischa sales ruining your plans.Bro,
We've already told you that it's completely possible to take chicas arriba without buying fichas. If a monger buys a ficha it's because he wants to. If you want to drink and party and buy fichas then that's what you do. If you just want to go straight arriba with no fichas then that's your prerogative. Why are you so worried about what the next man does? What the next man does has zero effect on you.
LuvMexicanas
06-09-21, 00:29
L. Mex, (AKA Angry old Man), Good to see you are still angry and pissed off at the world. Capt. Is not my idol, he writes reports and offer to help people, so I give him credit for that. You 3 try to provoke him and piss him off, just because you are jealous. Yes, he could be a little more tactful, but who cares. Instead of complaining you should try and learn something for everyone reports. The bottom line, Capt. Knows how to have fun.
I just got back from 2 great weekends in MTY. Banging beautiful girls, you should try and do the same. I am living the dream working hard and having a lot of fun.
Hk, MTY and Moscow rock. Kiev and MDE suck.If you say so. Your proclivity to post in threads of destinations you haven't been to in ages is bizarre to say the least but I suppose not nearly as odd as why you think anyone cares about your take on several random and unrelated destinations. Oh, nevermind you have been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year or so you say.
LuvMexicanas
06-09-21, 01:44
Bro,
We've already told you that it's completely possible to take chicas arriba without buying fichas. If a monger buys a ficha it's because he wants to. If you want to drink and party and buy fichas then that's what you do. If you just want to go straight arriba with no fichas then that's your prerogative. Why are you so worried about what the next man does? What the next man does has zero effect on you.I suspect he's a student at some where the ground freezes during winter Big Ten university writing a paper on Zona Norte economics.
Babe Magnet
06-09-21, 02:17
For similar reasons along with some others, I don't accept freebies when offered. After you've fucked a chica several times especially if BBFS+CIP, she'll start catching feelings, even if just the fleeting kind. I always pay something each and every time just so boundaries are crystal clear. It also reduces the likelihood of the annoying Whatsapp messages requesting money because she's been sick and couldn't work, mom's in the hospital and needs help with medical bills, it's her birthday, and every other bullshit reason we've all heard before.I've never had that problem or anything close, except once. A month ago, this chick tried to get me to buy her a plane ticket from San Juan del Rio to Tijuana. I deep sixed her.
But since we're on the subject, her bar name is "Valentina" and she's presently slumming at AB. Her photo is below in case you'd like to avoid the little scammer.
Babe Magnet
06-09-21, 02:30
You're a Babe Magnet in your own mind! Pulleeze.Don't you think you're a little old to be running around chasing bar girls, McFly? Maybe try a convalescent home where they're closer to your age. Not nearly as apt to get screwed over that way.
The major Tijuana bars fischa program has gone too far.
To prove it. I challenge all the regular Tijuana visitors to adhere to a challenge of only going into the bars to negotiate arribas with the chicas without buying any fischas. Drinks for yourself are okay and tipping is okay, but absolutely no fischas for this challenge.
Please don't rush or settle in your negotiations with the chicks. Negotiate not just the price & time but all the sexo related details as well. The problems you'll likely find is the chicas will likely be forced to walk away from you. You'll be interrupted every few minutes by a masero.
If you want to buy drinks and chat & play with the chicas that's great. If your flush with on hand cash that's great too. But if it's you last night & say you got a little over $200 dollars on you & want to for sure bang 2 more hot bar chicas before you vacay is over & you might not get back for many months -- you should be able to do so without the pressure of fischa sales ruining your plans.The "Tijuana bar ficha program" is the whole entire reason the puta bars exist in the first place. If everybody quit buying fichas all the bars would be bankrupt and closed down by the end of the week. Maybe you haven't noticed but the zona bars are a for-profit business. The bar owners didn't build and staff those places out of the kindness of their heart just to give mongers a place to get laid as a public service to the community. It's not a non-profit charity organization. The zona isn't a public recreation park where anyone can just go shoot basketball and play on the swing set and the merry-go-round for free. If you don't buy fichas, they don't get paid. Capitalism bro. See how that works?
Yea there are plenty of cheap bastards out there like me who many times bang chicas without buying any fichas. But still, fichas are their bread and butter, their number one moneymaker.
If you want a live demonstration of how to have a blast, bang the horniest chicas without buying any fichas come on down and hang with your favorite monger from the hood brother Jinxx. First round's on you.
Or hell if you really want to step your game up and not buy fichas or even pay for sex (bang chicas for free) hit up Babe Magnet, maybe he'll let you tag along and watch him work his pua (pickup artist) magic. Although I don't think he bangs them the same night he meets them, I think he gets their number then romances and seduces them at a later date.
Baxter Slade
06-09-21, 15:57
Don't you think you're a little old to be running around chasing bar girls, McFly? Maybe try a convalescent home where they're closer to your age. Not nearly as apt to get screwed over that way.I think there is nothing wrong with guys who just happen to be older than you getting with young hot latinas. And guess what if you keep living one day you will be old too. And if you are lucky you will be in Tijuana enjoying hot chicas instead of heading for the old folks home. But lucky, most likely not. Those fantasies of women falling madly in love with you will only be a memory.
And a little advice, just in case that childish name calling capt. Solo should turn against you, you might want to change your name again. I can think of a few fitting words that rhyme with magnet.
Captain Solo
06-09-21, 16:41
Jinxx is dreaming about making it big with his Jinnx's A1 pimping Service.
Baxter Slade
06-09-21, 17:17
Mr. Babe magnet the self declared zona norte expert. I hate to put an end to having the time of my life. But I do need to know the correct age to stop going to the zona. Please respond in a polite manner I'm very curious to know when its time to quite the hobby I so enjoy.
The first couple of years I bought a lot of drinks before fucking. Then for a couple of years I stopped buying drinks and only fucked. Then I realized that I was older than I thought I was and so I was getting shitty service from chicas, even if they were favorites. Now I buy between 1-3 drinks to feel out a chica's day even if she is a favorite.
If a chica's only words to me for the day is let's go fuck, I move on immediately. I don't want to waste my time on her. This includes the girls in the alley. Not the drink of course, but the conversation.
The major Tijuana bars fischa program has gone too far.
To prove it. I challenge all the regular Tijuana visitors to adhere to a challenge of only going into the bars to negotiate arribas with the chicas without buying any fischas. Drinks for yourself are okay and tipping is okay, but absolutely no fischas for this challenge.
Please don't rush or settle in your negotiations with the chicks. Negotiate not just the price & time but all the sexo related details as well. The problems you'll likely find is the chicas will likely be forced to walk away from you. You'll be interrupted every few minutes by a masero.
If you want to buy drinks and chat & play with the chicas that's great. If your flush with on hand cash that's great too. But if it's you last night & say you got a little over $200 dollars on you & want to for sure bang 2 more hot bar chicas before you vacay is over & you might not get back for many months -- you should be able to do so without the pressure of fischa sales ruining your plans.Dude,
Give it a rest. If you're too poor or too cheap to buy a lady drink, so be it. Don't put that on everybody else. If you want more mileage from a drink, learn Spanish. If you can keep the girl talking she'll be forced to drink slower. Right? Go to the smaller bars once you've mastered some conversational Spanish. The drinks are cheaper and you'll probably get longer times per drink. If you're too afraid to leave HK, that's fine, too. Just stop complaining. It's their game and they'll run it in such a way as to maximize their profit.
The major Tijuana bars fischa program has gone too far.
To prove it. I challenge all the regular Tijuana visitors to adhere to a challenge of only going into the bars to negotiate arribas with the chicas without buying any fischas. Drinks for yourself are okay and tipping is okay, but absolutely no fischas for this challenge.
Please don't rush or settle in your negotiations with the chicks. Negotiate not just the price & time but all the sexo related details as well. The problems you'll likely find is the chicas will likely be forced to walk away from you. You'll be interrupted every few minutes by a masero.
If you want to buy drinks and chat & play with the chicas that's great. If your flush with on hand cash that's great too. But if it's you last night & say you got a little over $200 dollars on you & want to for sure bang 2 more hot bar chicas before you vacay is over & you might not get back for many months -- you should be able to do so without the pressure of fischa sales ruining your plans.I just left Tijuana on my first trip, had 5 girls in my room over the trip and I believe it is totally possible to do this. I don't think it's wise and I will tell you why: You need to gauge chemistry with the girl to determine one: if she likes you (does she touch you or lean away, etc) and two: what service you will get with her. I could have easily cold approach run up to them and said "let's go to the room. Arriba!" And off I would have gone but that would have been shooting dice. I would rather invest 15 bucks on two drinks for each of us and a 5 minute convo to predict what my experience would be like. Just my two cents.
LuvMexicanas
06-10-21, 04:33
Dude,
Give it a rest. If you're too poor or too cheap to buy a lady drink, so be it. Don't put that on everybody else. If you want more mileage from a drink, learn Spanish. If you can keep the girl talking she'll be forced to drink slower. Right? Go to the smaller bars once you've mastered some conversational Spanish. The drinks are cheaper and you'll probably get longer times per drink. If you're too afraid to leave HK, that's fine, too. Just stop complaining. It's their game and they'll run it in such a way as to maximize their profit.Speaking of smaller bars, Rio Verde and Bar Reno will be on tap for tonight as Jinxx and I tear up the muthafuckin Zona!
TerOnlyOnce
06-10-21, 09:22
Fichas are neither good nor bad. They are not absolute. Sometimes it makes sense to buy a girl a ficha and feel her out before going directly arriba. If you've seen her before and you know she provides decent service, you may not even want to get a ficha at all and just go arriba. It all depends.
One thing is absolute though. None of these girls give a shit about you or your needs. They're only there to make money.
Captain Solo
06-10-21, 18:03
I hope nobody believes HK is the International Red Cross with pretty, sexy nurses working for free.
Of course the girls are there to make money, some are more mercenary than others, but occasionally you will find some girls between BFs and could fall for guys in the club.
Just make sure you don't give any HK girls their anchor babes so they can't ***** for baby money for the next 18 years.
Baxter Slade
06-10-21, 18:32
Speaking of smaller bars, Rio Verde and Bar Reno will be on tap for tonight as Jinxx and I tear up the muthafuckin Zona!What about MTY. What time will you guys be there? I know a good steakhouse.
Actually I will be down tomorrow if you guys are at Rio Verde and can cross the street and check out El Fracosa bar and let me know if you spot anything above a bar Reno 7 (a real life 3) I would appreciate the info. The place had been a ghost town for the last few years, however a few weeks ago we stuck our heads in there and detected the place coming back to life.
Captain Solo
06-10-21, 20:30
Wow.
Childish name-calling Basturd Face is very sensitive about his age, calling everyone ugly names behind their backs.
Ask Basturd how it went at his last last 95th birthday.
Babe Magnet
06-10-21, 22:02
I think there is nothing wrong with guys who just happen to be older than you getting with young hot latinas.So, you're defending PLMs now, are you baxturd?
Even you have to admit, it just looks damn perverse to see old men trolling chicks enough to be their great-granddaughters, not to mention how embarrassing it must be for the girl.
RikyMichaels7
06-11-21, 00:47
Don't you think you're a little old to be running around chasing bar girls, McFly? Maybe try a convalescent home where they're closer to your age. Not nearly as apt to get screwed over that way.Hell no Joto Magnet. Sixty six is the new 36.
John Clayton
06-11-21, 03:44
So, you're defending PLMs now, are you baxturd?
Even you have to admit, it just looks damn perverse to see old men...I guess I'm that guy. To me, it looks so wrong when I see a young man who has to pay for it.
I guess I'm that guy. To me, it looks so wrong when I see a young man who has to pay for it.I completely agree; so be it!
Hell no Joto Magnet. Sixty six is the new 36.Putas don't care what age you are, they only want your money and we want their young pussies. Don't fall in love.
LuvMexicanas
06-11-21, 21:37
Wow.
Childish name-calling Basturd Face is very sensitive about his age, calling everyone ugly names behind their backs.
Ask Basturd how it went at his last last 95th birthday.Wow, you call him Basturd Face and accuse him of childish name calling in the same sentence? No hypocrisy there.
LuvMexicanas
06-12-21, 05:55
Putas don't care what age you are, they only want your money and we want their young pussies. Don't fall in love.Give this man a gold star. It's easy to overcomplicate the simplest concept but it takes true genius to cut all the fat and boil something down to its essence in as few of words possible. Well done sir.
I guess I'm that guy. To me, it looks so wrong when I see a young man who has to pay for it.Spot on. When I was in my twenties. I never paid a penny for putas. Because I didn't need to, but I didn't have the extra money to afford it anyway. Definition of sad is seeing young dudes paying for something they should be getting for free, had they had a minimal game and minimal personality.
Spot on. When I was in my twenties. I never paid a penny for putas. Because I didn't need to, but I didn't have the extra money to afford it anyway. Definition of sad is seeing young dudes paying for something they should be getting for free, had they had a minimal game and minimal personality.A man's value for the most part is in his ability to provide. And a woman's value to a man for the most part is in her youth and beauty. So really clubs like HK are just modern day barter exchanges. I do agree that young men in their 20's should be saving and investing. A 20 year old spending 100 USD a pop instead of investing that money is costing him a lot more than he realizes. Around age 40, they'll start doing the math in their head of how much they spent overall.
Mr. Babe magnet the self declared zona norte expert. I hate to put an end to having the time of my life. But I do need to know the correct age to stop going to the zona. Please respond in a polite manner I'm very curious to know when its time to quite the hobby I so enjoy.I suppose I will try to answer that question. You stop the hobby when you decide to finally stop. For me it was when it stopped being fun. I know I will return one day soon.
Baxter Slade
06-13-21, 15:35
Spot on. When I was in my twenties. I never paid a penny for putas. Because I didn't need to, but I didn't have the extra money to afford it anyway. Definition of sad is seeing young dudes paying for something they should be getting for free, had they had a minimal game and minimal personality.Yea poor babe magnet. One day he will come of age and realize they didn't love him. Its all a game and he will eventually learn how to play.
TerOnlyOnce
06-13-21, 21:35
Hk has it advantages over trying to get sex for free. For one, the girls are 10 x as hot. You're not going to be getting 9's and 10's from online dating. It doesn't matter if the guy is young or old. As long as he has the money for it, he should try it at least once. HK is not a holy grail though, HK has it's own host of problems. Shitty service being number 1.
As to when you should quit the hobby? Well, you never really quit. Unless your dick just stops working. I find that for me personally I'm probably going to want to bang some paid hotties here and there. Maybe not as much, but I may still do it. In the end, do what you want. If you're getting tired of banging working girls and HK's shit service, then stop going. If you only want to do it once and a while, then do that. Don't feel like you have to have sex with a girl on a regular basis, you don't. You could always just jerk off to porn for a period of time, nothing wrong with that. Do what you feel is best for you at the time.
RikyMichaels7
06-13-21, 23:41
So, you're defending PLMs now, are you baxturd?
Even you have to admit, it just looks damn perverse to see old men trolling chicks enough to be their great-granddaughters, not to mention how embarrassing it must be for the girl.Another attempt to try and bully or diminish the posts of others by El Joto Magnet.
RikyMichaels7
06-14-21, 05:11
Another attempt to try and bully or diminish the posts of others by El Joto Magnet.And I may be 66 but I look pretty damn good for an old man. I used to box professionally and I can still hold my own against anybody.
Captain Solo
06-15-21, 16:35
Riky,
A few hot-headed guys brag they can knock out any guy in HK in less than 2 rounds.
Perhaps we should set up a boxing ring in the middle of HK this July 4 weekend so you can show them who's boss.
I will bet a session with HK's hottest chica on you.
John Clayton
06-15-21, 18:45
And I may be 66 but I look pretty damn good for an old man. I used to box professionally and I can still hold my own against anybody.Rule of thumb: If you're over 65 and think you can still do something, you can't.
Captain Solo
06-16-21, 17:59
Riky.
Of course I was kidding. I would rather see the bros have fun than fight.
A couple years back after the expansion, HK set up a boxing ring in the middle of the club for a couple nights. People were hanging on to the ring to watch leaving the rest of the club wide open. Suki grabbed my hand and led me to a couch in front of Kowloon bar with the giant video screen, where about half a dozen mean-looking Hell Angels in leather were drinking. We proceeded to make out, kissing, groping each other. She was hot and horny, breathing heavily, guided my hand into her wet crotch. Took her to Cascada for a hot session. Needless to say I did not see any boxing hehe. HK never had boxing matches again. Must not have sold too many fichas when guys and girls were busy watching the match.
Instead of competing with muscles, the bros should compete with their brains and sexy charms, how to have the most fun in the club and hook the hottest girls for the sexiest GFEs. This guy Zhaggolo or Zhiggolo is from out of state, only goes to La Zona occasionally a few days each time, but he gets GFEs, DFK, BBBJ, BBFS, anals ect with a couple HK girls with his personal skills and sex toys. He recommended a hot girl to my wingmen and they took turns with her. Damn kinky.
You guys need to cool down. Look me up when you are in town. Will buy you a couple drinks to soften you up so you can channel all your energy to pleasure hot girls instead of beating each other bloody.
RikyMichaels7
06-16-21, 21:27
Riky,
A few hot-headed guys brag they can knock out any guy in HK in less than 2 rounds.
Perhaps we should set up a boxing ring in the middle of HK this July 4 weekend so you can show them who's boss.
I will bet a session with HK's hottest chica on you.It won't be 2 seconds. I will toy around a little bit to get my monies worth. I just get tired of these know it all types that think they can come on this board and bully others when they don't like the information posted (that is actually educational). And the last thing I need is for some fool to start talking smack about me with La Diabla. That crosses the line in my book.
Captain Solo
06-17-21, 03:53
You guys are so funny, you make me laugh hehehehehe!
Will be in HK Saturday June 19 after 7 PM with a couple noobs. Be gentlemen and don't scare the shit out of the noobs. Look me up. Will buy you couple drinks so we can have fun together. Noob MichaelRN will drive all the way from Las Vegas, a real nice, caring, upright, dedicated and devoted young guy. Don't scare the shit out of him.
Lets get a booth, drink, flirt with hot girls, talk shit and have fun OK? This invitation in extended to a couple guys in this thread. You know who you are.
Don't you think you're a little old to be running around chasing bar girls, McFly? Maybe try a convalescent home where they're closer to your age. Not nearly as apt to get screwed over that way.Bullshit.
No age discrimination at Zona. Dollars are what matters to the gals. Older men have more dollars!
It is great to see old guys having fun.
Most older men appreciate young women's bodies / curves more than younger men.
I certainly appreciate the bodies / curves of women much more now than I did 20 years ago.
So True Rambo. I am over 50 years old and live in San Diego. It is such an amazing opportunity to have HK and other opportunities to "help out" those beautiful girls in Tijuana.
Take advantage of the opportunity as it's Very Very rare and your friends who have been banging the same old pussy for 50 years is totally jealous. Haha.
Bullshit.
No age discrimination at Zona. Dollars are what matters to the gals. Older men have more dollars!
It is great to see old guys having fun.
Most older men appreciate young women's bodies / curves more than younger men.
I certainly appreciate the bodies / curves of women much more now than I did 20 years ago.
Bullshit.
No age discrimination at Zona. Dollars are what matters to the gals. Older men have more dollars!
It is great to see old guys having fun.
Most older men appreciate young women's bodies / curves more than younger men.
I certainly appreciate the bodies / curves of women much more now than I did 20 years ago.The word CREEP doesn't exist in Mexico. Just guys enjoying younger women. I was eating the snatch of a 23 yr old this week and I am nearing 52. Call me what you like. I'd say I am LUCKY.
Member #4730
06-19-21, 02:05
The word CREEP doesn't exist in Mexico. Just guys enjoying younger women. I was eating the snatch of a 23 yr old this week and I am nearing 52. Call me what you like. I'd say I am LUCKY.You sir are a clam connoisseur! I recall seeing a 70-80 plus guy in a Bangkok club with his dick out swinging it around like no tomorrow on stage. He was having fun and everyone was laughing. Only 1 life to live, better make the most of it.
So True Rambo. I am over 50 years old and live in San Diego. It is such an amazing opportunity to have HK and other opportunities to "help out" those beautiful girls in Tijuana.
Take advantage of the opportunity as it's Very Very rare and your friends who have been banging the same old pussy for 50 years is totally jealous. Haha.It's not creepy at all. Woman don't look at old men the way we look at old woman. Just look at all the hot 20, 30 year old woman, who can date thousands 6 foot 2 30 year old doctors, yet they choose the 50, 60, 70 year old celebrity. If it's not important to the girls, the guys shouldn't care.
John Clayton
06-19-21, 04:17
The word CREEP doesn't exist in Mexico...Don't know about that. Creepy and creep used to mean something from a horror movie, like Jack Nicholson in The Shining or Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs -- spooky, frightening and dangerous. Now in the US it's more like the guy with a pot belly and a comb over who doesn't understand social cues and tries to hit up on women who are not into him. Or the kind of guy who goes for weak, sweaty hugs with coworkers. So, I'm guessing maybe "pendejo"?
A couple of years ago in Guanajuato I hired a college student to squire me around (and fuck me) for a few days. She was clearly nervous to be seen with an old creep like me. I told her, "Si ves a un amigo, simplemente me presentara como alguien que luchó en la Revolución con tu bisabuelo". She thought that sounded plausible...obviously, not a history major.
A couple of years ago in Guanajuato I hired a college student to squire me around (and fuck me) for a few days. She was clearly nervous to be seen with an old creep like me. I told her, "Si ves a un amigo, simplemente me presentara como alguien que luch en la Revolucin con tu bisabuelo". She thought that sounded plausible...obviously, not a history major.That's fucking hysterical LOL.
Captain Solo
06-19-21, 13:30
John Clayton.
Suppose you visit big cities like CDMX or Monterrey, how would you find and hire pretty guides?
It is kind of common in Mexico to see older men and younger women. I have seen a couple of 20 year old bar chicas with their Mexican novios and these guys are clearly in their 40's and maybe 50's. A 20 year gap is pretty common to me. It is an impoverish society and a lot of Mexican women left that fantasy about the young and rich handsome prince a long time ago.
Baxter Slade
06-19-21, 18:11
The word CREEP doesn't exist in Mexico. Just guys enjoying younger women. I was eating the snatch of a 23 yr old this week and I am nearing 52. Call me what you like. I'd say I am LUCKY.Thanks you helped me figure this one out.
So I'm mid 60's and far from attractive. So I often walk down revolucion hand in hand with the much younger GF and all those shop owners who try to get us in the shops refer to me as lucky man. "Hey lucky man let me sell you something you don't need" I never thought about how I got the name lucky man until now.
And I guess I would have to finally agree with babe magnet aka joto magnet. What the fuck is wrong with these girls, who the fuck would want to be seen in public with us old ugly dudes?
John Clayton
06-19-21, 20:04
John Clayton.
Suppose you visit big cities like CDMX or Monterrey, how would you find and hire pretty guides?The UG girl was a pure fluke, pure luck. I just wandered into a shop, took her out for dinner with some friends that evening, and then crushed her inhibitions with money.
Going to CDMX for a week or so in September (hopefully). Planning on just calling up some pretty Twitter girls and asking them straight up, something like "$100/ four hours a day, including one fuck, the rest of time spent wandering around Chapultepec or eating lunch".
Thanks you helped me figure this one out.
So I'm mid 60's and far from attractive. So I often walk down revolucion hand in hand with the much younger GF and all those shop owners who try to get us in the shops refer to me as lucky man. "Hey lucky man let me sell you something you don't need" I never thought about how I got the name lucky man until now.
And I guess I would have to finally agree with babe magnet aka joto magnet. What the fuck is wrong with these girls, who the fuck would want to be seen in public with us old ugly dudes?You have what many young guys don't have CHARACTER and RESPECT for the ladies. Any decent woman with a desire to be treated well would refrain from using looks as the only pre requisite to dating someone. You get what you put into a relationship. From what I have seen you give a lot of yourself in a relationship so you should get the same back or at least be appreciated for it.
You mentioned that you leave the apartment to take a shit out of compassion for your girlfriend. That says a lot right there. When I lived with a girl for 9 months about into month 6 we started playing fart jokes on each other and tricked one another to come into the bathroom when we were taking a ripe dump. At that point me and Rodney Dangerfield were both singing a duet " I get no respect " in B Flat and E minor.
Baxter Slade
06-19-21, 22:01
You mentioned that you leave the apartment to take a shit out of compassion for your girlfriend. That says a lot right there. When I lived with a girl for 9 months about into month 6 we started playing fart jokes on each other and tricked one another to come into the bathroom when we were taking a ripe dump. At that point me and Rodney Dangerfield were both singing a duet " I get no respect " in B Flat and E minor.Well its year 3 and I can take a shit in the apartment now. Its that damn toilet paper in the waste basket thing that seems so gross. I guess I'm just slower than you. Maybe by year 6 I will graduate to fart games.
Well its year 3 and I can take a shit in the apartment now. Its that damn toilet paper in the waste basket thing that seems so gross. I guess I'm just slower than you. Maybe by year 6 I will graduate to fart games.I fart infront of girls on the first date. Maybe this is way I am single and still banging hookers.
Member #4730
06-20-21, 09:55
I fart infront of girls on the first date. Maybe this is way I am single and still banging hookers.Well some chicks might dig it. My ex when we were dating fell into the small space between the bed and wall. I ended up letting one rip and then we were married for couple decades. I probably would have ended up with more freedom if that didn't happen. Oh well, I'm free again and hope to travel the world again soon.
LuvMexicanas
06-20-21, 15:04
I fart infront of girls on the first date. Maybe this is way I am single and still banging hookers.Maybe not on the first date but I get kicks out of farting in my hand, closing it and then releasing it in a stealthy manner under a chica's nose when she's not looking. Watching her gag reaction on something other than my cock is priceless, albeit sometimes I take some damage too even if not a direct hit because the combination of adobada, chorizo and tripas tacos with large quantities of beer can create something lethal. Haha!
Baster. That's a riot of what they say. "Hey lucky man let me sell you something you don't need". So true! I often buy a little something for a buck or two and then just give it away or leave it at the bar or hotel for someone who may want / need it. Got to support the vendors.
G.
Thanks you helped me figure this one out.
So I'm mid 60's and far from attractive. So I often walk down revolucion hand in hand with the much younger GF and all those shop owners who try to get us in the shops refer to me as lucky man. "Hey lucky man let me sell you something you don't need" I never thought about how I got the name lucky man until now.
And I guess I would have to finally agree with babe magnet aka joto magnet. What the fuck is wrong with these girls, who the fuck would want to be seen in public with us old ugly dudes?
Maybe not on the first date but I get kicks out of farting in my hand, closing it and then releasing it in a stealthy manner under a chica's nose when she's not looking. Watching her gag reaction on something other than my cock is priceless, albeit sometimes I take some damage too even if not a direct hit because the combination of adobada, chorizo and tripas tacos with large quantities of beer can create something lethal. Haha!I did that in school. My father always taught me to be "handy" with my fists. I used to transport farts across the room like a dove delivering a message from God.
Rule of thumb: If you're over 65 and think you can still do something, you can't.If we was a professional boxer and is in reasonably good shape I would think twice about making comments like that.
Member #4730
06-20-21, 21:00
If we was a professional boxer and is in reasonably good shape I would think twice about making comments like that.A news article in San Diego had a man break into some guys house. It was a 70+ year old retired boxer. The boxer broke the burglars facial bones and bet it will make him consider whose home he is going to break into next time. Not sure how much force it takes to break facial bones, but it is pretty powerful. I wouldn't want to break into Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquios house when they are 60+. They probably have dense bones in their hands due to their craft. Probably feel like sledgehammers. Kinda reminds me of Bruce Lee working on his one inch punch and knocking guy across the room. Imagine the force, almost Jedi master like.
Crazy time last weekend heading to Tijuana. Driving down on Interstate 5 to park at the border (I never drive in Tijuana). Buddy talking to me and god knows what my mind was on or what I got distracted with but I missed the Camino De La Plaza exit. And didn't realize it until I saw the freeway ending!! I was in the far right hand lane so I glanced over and saw a you Turn lane (which I didn't even know there was one) all the way over on the left lane. I did a crazy lane change (thank god traffic was not bad). And then did the Uturn.
Un frikin believable that I have gone to Tijuana dozens of times pre-Covid and never did a blunder like.
Next time I am setting my GPS for the Outlet mall and following the directions if I can't do it on my own. Unreal.
Captain Solo
06-22-21, 07:49
Parking near border has gotten very expensive.
Why let these greedy people rob you? You can find street parking near any of the trolley stop and ride it down to the border for $2.50. If you will be gone for a couple days, make sure to avoid street cleaning days and don't block any red neck's driveway hehe.
The street East of San Ysidro Blvd, along the trolley track, has street parking, never saw any street cleaning sign. But I have seen cars broken into a few times.
Captain Solo
06-22-21, 08:00
John Clayton.
That may work.
I hired Mary, a nice, pretty, sexy student in Manilla for a couple days, $30 a day. She wanted sex more than I did. We screwed a couple times day and night, all BB.
I picked up Mary, a clothing store sales clerk in Foz do Iquacu, Brazil, to go with me on a bus tour to visit the water falls and surrounding jungle. A very nice, sweet and pretty girl. Did not have enough time to party with her, $20 a day.
Napoleon Bonaparte said " Victories favor the bolds." Well, it worked great until he got busted and his ass locked up in Malta.
RikyMichaels7
06-24-21, 04:45
Riky.
Of course I was kidding. I would rather see the bros have fun than fight.
A couple years back after the expansion, HK set up a boxing ring in the middle of the club for a couple nights. People were hanging on to the ring to watch leaving the rest of the club wide open. Suki grabbed my hand and led me to a couch in front of Kowloon bar with the giant video screen, where about half a dozen mean-looking Hell Angels in leather were drinking. We proceeded to make out, kissing, groping each other. She was hot and horny, breathing heavily, guided my hand into her wet crotch. Took her to Cascada for a hot session. Needless to say I did not see any boxing hehe. HK never had boxing matches again. Must not have sold too many fichas when guys and girls were busy watching the match.
Instead of competing with muscles, the bros should compete with their brains and sexy charms, how to have the most fun in the club and hook the hottest girls for the sexiest GFEs. This guy Zhaggolo or Zhiggolo is from out of state, only goes to La Zona occasionally a few days each time, but he gets GFEs, DFK, BBBJ, BBFS, anals ect with a couple HK girls with his personal skills and sex toys. He recommended a hot girl to my wingmen and they took turns with her. Damn kinky.
You guys need to cool down. Look me up when you are in town. Will buy you a couple drinks to soften you up so you can channel all your energy to pleasure hot girls instead of beating each other bloody.Works for me Solo. Will be there Friday night.
Captain Solo
06-24-21, 19:56
Unfortunately I can't make it on Friday, but should be there Sat after 8.
I usually wear a black baseball cap and hang out near the main stage and bar Kowloon. Ask the front desk guy and have a mesero look for me. Will give the guy a propina.
Let's shake hands and share some fun not punch hehe.
Works for me Solo. Will be there Friday night.
RikyMichaels7
06-24-21, 20:29
Unfortunately I can't make it on Friday, but should be there Sat after 8.
I usually wear a black baseball cap and hang out near the main stage and bar Kowloon. Ask the front desk guy and have a mesero look for me. Will give the guy a propina.
Let's shake hands and share some fun not punch hehe.
Works for me Solo. Will be there Friday night.I will try to make it Saturday Solo. And just to set the record straight, I have never had any issue with you at all. It was another poster that I had issue with, who enjoys belittling and bullying others. Hope to see you there.
LuvMexicanas
06-24-21, 22:15
I will try to make it Saturday Solo. And just to set the record straight, I have never had any issue with you at all. It was another poster that I had issue with, who enjoys belittling and bullying others. Hope to see you there.But that other poster and Solo fawn over each other's posts. Anyone who doesn't believe me need only read back several pages in the various Tijuana threads.
Captain Solo
06-25-21, 01:16
Ricky.
I have no beef with you.
I think you and BabeMag should make peace like big guys and have a few drinks together. Let's focus on fun not fight.
The prices did go up I think. The recent trip they wanted $25 for 8 hours which shocked me a bit. If I am staying over night I think it's time to use the trolley this weekend and just hop on at one of the earlier stops before the border.
I know that street East of San Ysidro. Lot of broken glass but I have parked there before.
Parking near border has gotten very expensive.
Why let these greedy people rob you? You can find street parking near any of the trolley stop and ride it down to the border for $2.50. If you will be gone for a couple days, make sure to avoid street cleaning days and don't block any red neck's driveway hehe.
The street East of San Ysidro Blvd, along the trolley track, has street parking, never saw any street cleaning sign. But I have seen cars broken into a few times.
RikyMichaels7
06-25-21, 05:24
But that other poster and Solo fawn over each other's posts. Anyone who doesn't believe me need only read back several pages in the various Tijuana threads.You going to be down there tomorrow night LM? Maybe we can have a few beers together. Let me know.
MemoeNasty
06-25-21, 06:21
The prices did go up I think. The recent trip they wanted $25 for 8 hours which shocked me a bit. If I am staying over night I think it's time to use the trolley this weekend and just hop on at one of the earlier stops before the border.
I know that street East of San Ysidro. Lot of broken glass but I have parked there before.I've been parking on Virginia Ave or around the corner on border village Road which is alongside the 99 cents only store for years. Never an issue with safety, getting a ticket or being towed. I've never left my car for more than 2 days and most of the time only for an overnighter. If you pay for parking for a day trip you're a moron and I can't help you. There are signs in this area that say no overnight parking or no parking between 2 am and 6 am so make sure to park where signs are not posted and you won't be fucked with. You can also park at the beyer st trolley lot and either walk to the border or jump the trolley. No need to pay the 2. 50 because it's only one stop. The walk is about 1. 5 miles. Moe.
Great advice Mo.
Thanks.
I've been parking on Virginia Ave or around the corner on border village Road which is alongside the 99 cents only store for years. Never an issue with safety, getting a ticket or being towed. I've never left my car for more than 2 days and most of the time only for an overnighter. If you pay for parking for a day trip you're a moron and I can't help you. There are signs in this area that say no overnight parking or no parking between 2 am and 6 am so make sure to park where signs are not posted and you won't be fucked with. You can also park at the beyer st trolley lot and either walk to the border or jump the trolley. No need to pay the 2. 50 because it's only one stop. The walk is about 1. 5 miles. Moe.
Captain Solo
06-25-21, 16:08
Memoe is right.
There are street parking along the West side of San Ysidro Blvd behind the KFC, the 99 C store and on Border Village Rd. May be safer but just be careful of street signs, restricted parking in malls and avoid being towed. I parked my car there a few times but never left it overnight.
I am not aware that you can ride the trolley for free on the last stretch from Beyer stop to San Ysidro. Find street parking near any of the trolley stops along freeway 5 and ride it down. The trolley web site says it operates 24/7 but that may be inaccurate. I think the trolley last ride from San Ysidro is 11:55 PM and restarts at 5 AM.
If all else fails, there are unscheduled vans waiting all night in the parking lot across from the JIB, departing about every hour, taking mostly farm workers to Los Angeles train station and Fresno. They would drop you off at any address along FWY 5 for cheap. 2 AM one night my return ride failed to show, I took a van with an old farm worker, driven by an 1-arm amputee. He charged me only $20 to drop me off at an address in OC. Damn good deal. He was hoping to pick up more passengers in LA to go to Fresno, very hard life.
LuvMexicanas
06-25-21, 18:15
You going to be down there tomorrow night LM? Maybe we can have a few beers together. Let me know.I would totally be up for downing some brews with you but I won't be back in Tijuana until the first week of July. I wish I lived in SoCal like so many of you. Having said that, too much accessibility to Tijuana might be a bad thing financially. Haha! I'll PM you a day or two before I arrive. BTW. I think it's cool that you're older and I've always respected my elders because they've lived more life and seen more things. The younger guys on the Tijuana threads should remember that only a foolish man decides not to learn from an older man. That goes the opposite direction too, as I've learned quite a bit from my younger amigo Jinxx.
Captain Solo
06-25-21, 19:07
Will be in HK with a few noobs after 8. Look for me around the main stage and bar Kowloon in a black baseball cap. Give me your V sign so I know you are a bro.
We will show the world we are all big, cool, strong gentlemen who grant others the right to have their own opinions, and can forgive immaturity. Let's just meet for a few drinks, share intelligence to avoid dead-fish pussies and recount hot mongering experiences.
Nobody should act up with physical violence because dozen meseros and security guys are always watching like hawks, ready to swoop down, pin violent guys to the floor, put them in chokeholds, throw them out on the street, ban them from HK forever, or they might call in policias to prosecute. It's not fun to spend 7 nights in a hot Tijuana jail waiting for a judge to screw all his 7 obese mistresses before he can hold court.
Any bro wanting to have fun with us PM your tel #. They will never be ratted out to anyone.
Captain Solo
06-26-21, 00:14
The car filled up quickly with a couple horny noobs all anxious to suck, squeeze and pump their HK sweethearts. Had to leave out a couple real fun wingmen. They will car pool down to hang out with us. At this rate El Capitan will have to buy a school bus soon hehe.
Will leave early, go for a shrimp coctele before drinking and get in HK by 5. Hope to see you guys there after 5. Will hang out near the main stage and wear a black baseball cap, or ask HK's front desk guy to send a mesero to look for me. Will hang out, relax, drink, ogle, grope and have funs with hot girls, pump them silly in the hotel and talk shit.
That should be enough fun, excitement, relaxation, recreation for this weekend.
Will be in HK with a few noobs after 8. Look for me around the main stage and bar Kowloon in a black baseball cap. Give me your V sign so I know you are a bro.
We will show the world we are all big, cool, strong gentlemen who grant others the right to have their own opinions, and can forgive immaturity. Let's just meet for a few drinks, share intelligence to avoid dead-fish pussies and recount hot mongering experiences.
Nobody should act up with physical violence because dozen meseros and security guys are always watching like hawks, ready to swoop down, pin violent guys to the floor, put them in chokeholds, throw them out on the street, ban them from HK forever, or they might call in policias to prosecute. It's not fun to spend 7 nights in a hot Tijuana jail waiting for a judge to screw all his 7 obese mistresses before he can hold court.
Any bro wanting to have fun with us PM your tel #. They will never be ratted out to anyone.Where is Bar Kowloon? Never heard of it.
Thanks,
G.
Dcrist0527
06-26-21, 02:33
Will be in HK with a few noobs after 8. Look for me around the main stage and bar Kowloon in a black baseball cap. Give me your V sign so I know you are a bro.
We will show the world we are all big, cool, strong gentlemen who grant others the right to have their own opinions, and can forgive immaturity. Let's just meet for a few drinks, share intelligence to avoid dead-fish pussies and recount hot mongering experiences.
Nobody should act up with physical violence because dozen meseros and security guys are always watching like hawks, ready to swoop down, pin violent guys to the floor, put them in chokeholds, throw them out on the street, ban them from HK forever, or they might call in policias to prosecute. It's not fun to spend 7 nights in a hot Tijuana jail waiting for a judge to screw all his 7 obese mistresses before he can hold court.
Any bro wanting to have fun with us PM your tel #. They will never be ratted out to anyone.I hate that I'll miss this. I have always mongered alone. No one in "real life" knows that side of me. LOL. But lately, I have an urge to do something like this. It'd be fun. Maybe in mid July.
MemoeNasty
06-26-21, 04:24
Memoe is right.
There are street parking along the West side of San Ysidro Blvd behind the KFC, the 99 C store and on Border Village Rd. May be safer but just be careful of street signs, restricted parking in malls and avoid being towed. I parked my car there a few times but never left it overnight.
I am not aware that you can ride the trolley for free on the last stretch from Beyer stop to San Ysidro. Find street parking near any of the trolley stops along freeway 5 and ride it down. The trolley web site says it operates 24/7 but that may be inaccurate. I think the trolley last ride from San Ysidro is 11:55 PM and restarts at 5 AM.
If all else fails, there are unscheduled vans waiting all night in the parking lot across from the JIB, departing about every hour, taking mostly farm workers to Los Angeles train station and Fresno. They would drop you off at any address along FWY 5 for cheap. 2 AM one night my return ride failed to show, I took a van with an old farm worker, driven by an 1-arm amputee. He charged me only $20 to drop me off at an address in OC. Damn good deal. He was hoping to pick up more passengers in LA to go to Fresno, very hard life.I say no need to pay the 2. 50 because you're only going 1 stop. Who's going to check your ticket? If anybody gets on to check tickets at the border, you'll be getting off. This is only for Beyer station only. If you park in any of the lots further north buy a ticket. It's not worth getting fined for riding without a ticket. Save the 2. 50 if you find yourself at Beyer. Moe.
Dcrist0527
06-26-21, 16:57
I say no need to pay the 2. 50 because you're only going 1 stop. Who's going to check your ticket? If anybody gets on to check tickets at the border, you'll be getting off. This is only for Beyer station only. If you park in any of the lots further north buy a ticket. It's not worth getting fined for riding without a ticket. Save the 2. 50 if you find yourself at Beyer. Moe.Hey Moe,
You are correct. The chance of getting busted for one stop is minimal, but it's not impossible. If a trolley cop hops on your car, exiting at the next stop will not solve the problem. I've seen them ticket someone for just waiting in the SY bench. I agree it's much less likely to happen with only 1 stop. But it's two dollars and fifty cents. I'd just pay the fare. If that challenges me financially, I should probably avoid the zona.
It's funny to think about. We all have our own risk tolerances. The things I will do in the zona, but I sweat $2. 50. LOL.
Hey Moe,
You are correct. The chance of getting busted for one stop is minimal, but it's not impossible. If a trolley cop hops on your car, exiting at the next stop will not solve the problem. I've seen them ticket someone for just waiting in the SY bench. I agree it's much less likely to happen with only 1 stop. But it's two dollars and fifty cents. I'd just pay the fare. If that challenges me financially, I should probably avoid the zona.
It's funny to think about. We all have our own risk tolerances. The things I will do in the zona, but I sweat $2. 50. LOL.I got a ticket for trying to ride the trolley without paying. It was an embarrassing experience. As soon as two trolley cops jumped on board one guy immediately exited the train and I had the immediate instinct to do the same, but for some reason I stayed put probably out of curiosity to see exactly what happens if you get caught. Do they give you a warning? How much is the citation? Well they didn't give me just a warning and the citation was over $100. Another guy on the same train speaking Spanish managed to talk his way out of getting a ticket. That's one thing about Mexicans they'll talk their way out of anything.
My advice is just pay the fare. The money goes to maintain and upkeep the train maintenance and parking lots.
The absolute worst stupid shit in Mexico is actually in the Sentri car lines back to the US where fucking assholes with US plates freely cuts back and forth picking the magic lanes in order to save 60 seconds off of their return. I had to slam on my brakes to avoid these motherfuckers several times this last month, half of them being demur housewives when not being behind the wheels.
I hate that I'll miss this. I have always mongered alone. No one in "real life" knows that side of me. LOL. But lately, I have an urge to do something like this. It'd be fun. Maybe in mid July.Dcrist the only down side is sometimes you meet some real strange guys that have a rep in Tijuana and when people see you with them they think less of you. I would always go to Tijuana alone and see the same guys time after time and wonder if they belonged on some of the old Tijuana boards that were around. So one time I decided to go to a party being thrown at a bar where a bunch would be at. I meet some good guys and unfortunately meet more strange guys. I actually tried to weed the strange ones out quickly. Luckily I did meet some really great guys that spent a lot of time in Tijuana but in the afternoon. So I began spending some time with them and meet a lot of the waiters and managers that I know now because of them. Now I'm back to just going alone and hearing the gossip of what some of the others are up to.
Dcrist the only down side is sometimes you meet some real strange guys that have a rep in Tijuana and when people see you with them they think less of you. I would always go to Tijuana alone and see the same guys time after time and wonder if they belonged on some of the old Tijuana boards that were around. So one time I decided to go to a party being thrown at a bar where a bunch would be at. I meet some good guys and unfortunately meet more strange guys. I actually tried to weed the strange ones out quickly. Luckily I did meet some really great guys that spent a lot of time in Tijuana but in the afternoon. So I began spending some time with them and meet a lot of the waiters and managers that I know now because of them. Now I'm back to just going alone and hearing the gossip of what some of the others are up to.I see those "regulars" and groups in the zona all the time. And I have zero desire to go anywhere near those guys. The absolute last thing I want is for club staff and chicas to think I'm associated with some of these "wingmen".
Having the wrong wingman, somebody who's not on the same vibe same page as you, can screw up your whole experience. For example if you're with some guy who happens to be a total simp, chicas are going to come up to you thinking you're a simp too.
Or if you're with a "wingman" who you thought was a nice fun guy and once you're in the club together you realize he's a total annoying douchebag. It can ruin your whole night, not to mention screw up you reputation in that particular club.
I have certain buddies who I regularly bump into in the zona and we'll stop and shoot the shit for a minute. But we still maintain our "lone wolf" status. Meaning yea I might stop and greet this guy but I'm definitely not with this guy. I'm riding solo dolo. I used to try to link up with bros on their way to party in the zona, I totally completely don't do that shit anymore.
I see those "regulars" and groups in the zona all the time. And I have zero desire to go anywhere near those guys. The absolute last thing I want is for club staff and chicas to think I'm associated with some of these "wingmen".
Having the wrong wingman, somebody who's not on the same vibe same page as you, can screw up your whole experience. For example if you're with some guy who happens to be a total simp, chicas are going to come up to you thinking you're a simp too.
Or if you're with a "wingman" who you thought was a nice fun guy and once you're in the club together you realize he's a total annoying douchebag. It can ruin your whole night, not to mention screw up you reputation in that particular club.
I have certain buddies who I regularly bump into in the zona and we'll stop and shoot the shit for a minute. But we still maintain our "lone wolf" status. Meaning yea I might stop and greet this guy but I'm definitely not with this guy. I'm riding solo dolo. I used to try to link up with bros on their way to party in the zona, I totally completely don't do that shit anymore.I allways go alone. Unfortuantely I used to go about everyday. This chica friend of mine teased me as said I am there in HK more then her and ahe worked there LOL!!
I know that one of my top concerns is my reputation in a Tijuana *****house.
A news article in San Diego had a man break into some guys house. It was a 70+ year old retired boxer. The boxer broke the burglars facial bones and bet it will make him consider whose home he is going to break into next time. Not sure how much force it takes to break facial bones, but it is pretty powerful. I wouldn't want to break into Floyd Mayweather or Manny Pacquios house when they are 60+. They probably have dense bones in their hands due to their craft. Probably feel like sledgehammers. Kinda reminds me of Bruce Lee working on his one inch punch and knocking guy across the room. Imagine the force, almost Jedi master like.I am 60 years old and I am a competitive amateur boxer, I had a fight last month in Houston and won a unanimous decision, I have been in street fights as well, the difference is I already know what I am going to do and everything is muscle memory after that. A give away that you are about to fight one is both of their hands will go up. Most will not hit you if you just walk away. They don't want to hurt their hands.
I see those "regulars" and groups in the zona all the time. And I have zero desire to go anywhere near those guys. The absolute last thing I want is for club staff and chicas to think I'm associated with some of these "wingmen".
Having the wrong wingman, somebody who's not on the same vibe same page as you, can screw up your whole experience. For example if you're with some guy who happens to be a total simp, chicas are going to come up to you thinking you're a simp too.
Or if you're with a "wingman" who you thought was a nice fun guy and once you're in the club together you realize he's a total annoying douchebag. It can ruin your whole night, not to mention screw up you reputation in that particular club.
I have certain buddies who I regularly bump into in the zona and we'll stop and shoot the shit for a minute. But we still maintain our "lone wolf" status. Meaning yea I might stop and greet this guy but I'm definitely not with this guy. I'm riding solo dolo. I used to try to link up with bros on their way to party in the zona, I totally completely don't do that shit anymore.I couldn't of said it better myself Jinxx, I would say 90% are losers and must useless. I had a buddy that was very generous with buying bottles and paying for everything. After awhile it seemed like a lot of guys just hung out to drink for free. They didn't hang with any girls or anything. They just seemed like leeches to me. Other guys would sit with me in a bar and girls that I knew would ask why I was with him? I just said it wasn't a friend just someone I knew from another person.
I am 60 years old and I am a competitive amateur boxer, I had a fight last month in Houston and won a unanimous decision, I have been in street fights as well, the difference is I already know what I am going to do and everything is muscle memory after that. A give away that you are about to fight one is both of their hands will go up. Most will not hit you if you just walk away. They don't want to hurt their hands.Exactly! You see those hands go up a certain way and his body assumes a trained fighter's position, that's how you know shit's about to get real quick. You better truly have your shit together or else do the smart thing and say excuse me and back away.
Captain Solo
06-28-21, 04:26
The guys I go with are professional, managerial, business people, very nice, cool, generous, understanding, supportive.
After getting to know each other's nefarious monger lives, we become close, bonded, have lots of fun together, because in real life we cannot share our pursuits of fun, addiction to hot girls and sexy pleasures with family, friends, neighbors. If they even know about the nefarious things we do we would quickly become lepers. So we do have a bunch of friends with whom we can share some deepest personal problems, experiences, thoughts and feelings without judgements or any serious consequences.
The guys don't care who or what you are in real life. They only want to hang out, have fun, exchange infos and supports to get the best sessions with the hottest girls like a bunch of college kids. It's very good therapy to party with the bros, let go of all guards, have fun and hot sex with pretty girls, far more fun, relaxing and rejuvenating than any social engagement with useless, sexless phonies in real life.
You should fire your shrink and join us for some real fun and relaxation. Good friends and pussies can cure all ails!
I hate that I'll miss this. I have always mongered alone. No one in "real life" knows that side of me. LOL. But lately, I have an urge to do something like this. It'd be fun. Maybe in mid July.It's not really a black and white call. Some guys are just cool recognize and just say Hello, in the bar and let them "solo" it. And other guys maybe cool to share a few tales with and mongering tips etc.
Realize if you spend some time in Zona. You maybe in the bars for 6 hours in a day or more! It's like any frickin hobby. It's fun to share. Compare notes, funny shit that has happened etc. My issue is it's so frickin loud in many of the clubs it's a yelling match to say anything. Brought a friend who we went over to Azul's to shoot the shit as you can talk in those places. Also hung out in front of HK and talked for a bit.
I did feel a little guilty going into a club with a buddy who is fairly fluent in Spanish. And I was buying a beer for a girl who didn't speak much English, so my buddy was doing a bit of interpreting which was nice of him but I don't want a buddy to feel like he is a frickin interpreter! (so I got to be careful not to get into those situations). Me and the dancer did use google translate quite a bit when I brought her up to the room.
Dcrist0527
06-28-21, 14:43
I couldn't of said it better myself Jinxx, I would say 90% are losers and must useless. I had a buddy that was very generous with buying bottles and paying for everything. After awhile it seemed like a lot of guys just hung out to drink for free. They didn't hang with any girls or anything. They just seemed like leeches to me. Other guys would sit with me in a bar and girls that I knew would ask why I was with him? I just said it wasn't a friend just someone I knew from another person.Thank you to Sol and Jinxx. It's great to consider the good and the bad. You make great points about the company we keep.
I'll tell you why I am considering the wingmen approach. To date, as many times as I've been to HK or any of the others, my MO is walk around. I don't think I have ever sat at a table before finding a girl. Maybe that's weird. But my thought is first, I don't want to deal with the continuous onslaught of chicas asking for a tip or a ficha. Even worse, I don't want a mesero to bring girls over that he has a deal with. That just feels so awkward. I like to shop and be in total control of my selection. The benefit of my approach is that I seem to have a higher success rate than others. To be blunt, I'm probably in the bottom 20% of physically attractive men in the bar. Maybe even lower. So it's safe to say I'm beating the averages with this approach. I've had a limited number of average sessions and really no "bad" nights.
All that said, I do have an unusual desire to shop more. Most of the time, I walk around. I'm very selective. Again, too selective for someone with my appearance. But, I also have a habit of spending ALOT of time with a single chica. This is where I differ from most mongers here. I enjoy the flirting, the party, etc. Just as much as arriba. What I'm looking to do on my next stop in HK is to play the field a bit more. It'll take a bit more discipline on my part. I need to send a chica on after a drink. It just seems that'd be easier to do with a group of guys.
Don't get me wrong. I have NO problem telling a girl no. So it's not from a lack of cojones. LOL But it is a change in tactic. The other variable I need to deal with is about 4-5 chicas that I party with regularly. Every one of them is a great chica. I hang out with them outside HK or even just back to a hotel room (not Cascadas). But they also just add that awkwardness. (I have this issue at HK and Tropical so maybe it's time to spend more time at AB or Chicago. LOL).
RikyMichaels7
06-28-21, 18:15
I would totally be up for downing some brews with you but I won't be back in Tijuana until the first week of July. I wish I lived in SoCal like so many of you. Having said that, too much accessibility to Tijuana might be a bad thing financially. Haha! I'll PM you a day or two before I arrive. BTW. I think it's cool that you're older and I've always respected my elders because they've lived more life and seen more things. The younger guys on the Tijuana threads should remember that only a foolish man decides not to learn from an older man. That goes the opposite direction too, as I've learned quite a bit from my younger amigo Jinxx.Hola LM,
Hopefully we can have a few beers when you return first week in July. Thanks for the nice words. Too much accessibility to La Coahuila can definitely hit you financially. Talk to you soon.
I hereby challenge Captain Solo to a sexy macho man best chest dance off show down at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, "American Wedding" (famous movie) style. We'll grab 5 random HK chicas to be the official judges. We'll buy them all fichas to get their undivided attention and have each one pick who they think is the true Sexy Macho Beast of the Zona Norte. The loser has to buy the winner a bucket of fichas for the winner's chica of choice.
Captain Solo, Jinxx is giving you 24 hours to accept this challenge. Let's see if you're truly about that Zona Norte life.
https://youtu.be/q5sziD_UOns
https://youtu.be/47gahDuOff8
Captain Solo
06-28-21, 20:25
The challenge for this meaningless competition.
Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .
"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.
New York Post .
March 30,2021.
Jackie Salo.
Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.
"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com .
Very interesting. I asked a gal if she got the shot and she didn't just say no. She looked at me like "no way" etc. It's just took me off guard as I thought they would want to get the shots but guess not.
Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .
"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.
New York Post .
March 30,2021.
Jackie Salo.
Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.
"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com.I just cross searched this with the CDC and found nothing. Therefore I think it is bullshit. Likely put out by the biggest pussies in the world scared of a tiny needle.
I hereby challenge Captain Solo to a sexy macho man best chest dance off show down at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, "American Wedding" (famous movie) style. We'll grab 5 random HK chicas to be the official judges. We'll buy them all fichas to get their undivided attention and have each one pick who they think is the true Sexy Macho Beast of the Zona Norte. The loser has to buy the winner a bucket of fichas for the winner's chica of choice.
Captain Solo, Jinxx is giving you 24 hours to accept this challenge. Let's see if you're truly about that Zona Norte life.
https://youtu.be/q5sziD_UOns
https://youtu.be/47gahDuOff8Reminds me of the Zoolander challenge between Derek Zoolander and his arc rival.
Dcrist0527
06-28-21, 21:05
Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .
"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.
New York Post .
March 30,2021.
Jackie Salo.
Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.
"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com.Anyone else laugh at the fact this dude is from Goochland? Haha I have a childish sense of humor.
But Travv, seriously, "94% chance of surviving"? That's just not factual. I'll assume you just accidentally misstated your point?
PokerLover11
06-28-21, 22:49
Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. . . After all, the vaccine companies cannot be sued if you lose your skin or your life. . . Last death rates for vaccine side effects I read was 5. 80 percent for the Moderna RNA vaccine. . . So you have a 94 percent chance of surviving. . . The percentage of serious side effects? Take the shot and let the rest of us know what happens to you in 90 days. . .
"Man's skin 'peeled off' in rare reaction to Johnson & Johnson COVID vaccine.
New York Post .
March 30,2021.
Jackie Salo.
Richard Terrell, 74, of Goochland began suffering strange symptoms four days after receiving the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine, news station WRIC reported.
"I began to feel a little discomfort in my armpit and then a few days later I began to get an itchy rash, and then after that I began to swell and my skin turned red," Terrell told the outlet.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com.Over 6 k deaths in the US over 150 K serious adverse reactions, over 15 k deaths in Europe and 600 k adverse reactions, they are estimating only 10% actually reported, I have personally talked to a girl who lost her mother 10 days after the vaccine she did not report it, I have talked to another girl who was 6 months pregnant and had a miscarriage and did not report it. I will not even be with a girl who has taken it.
Maybe not everyone wants to be a "Beta Tester" for the new vaccines and roll the dice with their skin. And what does this have to do with HK? Oh, I get it, it's a scare factor; thanks!
Thank you to Sol and Jinxx. It's great to consider the good and the bad. You make great points about the company we keep.
I'll tell you why I am considering the wingmen approach. To date, as many times as I've been to HK or any of the others, my MO is walk around. I don't think I have ever sat at a table before finding a girl. Maybe that's weird. But my thought is first, I don't want to deal with the continuous onslaught of chicas asking for a tip or a ficha. Even worse, I don't want a mesero to bring girls over that he has a deal with. That just feels so awkward. I like to shop and be in total control of my selection. The benefit of my approach is that I seem to have a higher success rate than others. To be blunt, I'm probably in the bottom 20% of physically attractive men in the bar. Maybe even lower. So it's safe to say I'm beating the averages with this approach. I've had a limited number of average sessions and really no "bad" nights.
All that said, I do have an unusual desire to shop more. Most of the time, I walk around. I'm very selective. Again, too selective for someone with my appearance. But, I also have a habit of spending ALOT of time with a single chica. This is where I differ from most mongers here. I enjoy the flirting, the party, etc. Just as much as arriba. What I'm looking to do on my next stop in HK is to play the field a bit more. It'll take a bit more discipline on my part. I need to send a chica on after a drink. It just seems that'd be easier to do with a group of guys..I've always liked your approach to Tijuana as we are very similar. I remember your posts on the other site and your history. I do most of the same except I will immediately find my waiter and he knows where I like to sit and will quickly get my table and my drink. From that point he knows I don't like to be bugged so he doesn't bring anyone to me and will keep the unwanted girls away as well. Sometimes I get stuck with guys trying to sit with me and at times I try to be polite but most usually either bug me trying to talk to me or they start bringing over girls and take over my space. So my waiter has to come by and escort them to another spot.
Se for you just use the same waiter and he will know what you like. ALS don't let the girls run you. If I go and see a girl I was with before I will say Hello, and tell her I'm just hanging out and not looking through drink a that time. I tell my waiter to send her a drink and they understand.
Dcrist0527
06-29-21, 14:49
I've always liked your approach to Tijuana as we are very similar. I remember your posts on the other site and your history. I do most of the same except I will immediately find my waiter and he knows where I like to sit and will quickly get my table and my drink. From that point he knows I don't like to be bugged so he doesn't bring anyone to me and will keep the unwanted girls away as well. Sometimes I get stuck with guys trying to sit with me and at times I try to be polite but most usually either bug me trying to talk to me or they start bringing over girls and take over my space. So my waiter has to come by and escort them to another spot.
Se for you just use the same waiter and he will know what you like. ALS don't let the girls run you. If I go and see a girl I was with before I will say Hello, and tell her I'm just hanging out and not looking through drink a that time. I tell my waiter to send her a drink and they understand.Good tips. A while back, there was a discussion about having your own waiter. I am a fan of that. First and foremost, the other meseros generally respect that and you don't have to shoo away another waiter every 2 minutes. Like you said, I've found once you know a waiter, they respect your boundaries and what you like. I would even go so far as to say a couple are good guys. I do not overtip. I generally tip $1 each trip to the bar. I would never tip them in coins, as some have suggested. Hey, yes, those cheap Charlies may save 50 cents per drink but they are the same guys that compain about the meseros. I won't let 50 cents or 5 dollars over the course of a night ruin my fun.
I'm going to steal your "just hanging out" line. I'll also set the expectation on WhatsApp. I have four regulars that I talk to almost daily. They'll still be pissed. LOL And I don't want to ruin the true GFE. But oh well, something has to give if I want a little variety.
Good tips. A while back, there was a discussion about having your own waiter. I am a fan of that. First and foremost, the other meseros generally respect that and you don't have to shoo away another waiter every 2 minutes. Like you said, I've found once you know a waiter, they respect your boundaries and what you like. I would even go so far as to say a couple are good guys. I do not overtip. I generally tip $1 each trip to the bar. I would never tip them in coins, as some have suggested. Hey, yes, those cheap Charlies may save 50 cents per drink but they are the same guys that compain about the meseros. I won't let 50 cents or 5 dollars over the course of a night ruin my fun.
I'm going to steal your "just hanging out" line. I'll also set the expectation on WhatsApp. I have four regulars that I talk to almost daily. They'll still be pissed. LOL And I don't want to ruin the true GFE. But oh well, something has to give if I want a little variety.Having your own waiter works if you actually pick out your own waiter after dismissing all of the sharks.
I'm going to steal your "just hanging out" line. I'll also set the expectation on WhatsApp. I have four regulars that I talk to almost daily. They'll still be pissed. LOL And I don't want to ruin the true GFE. But oh well, something has to give if I want a little variety.Trust me it's not that original of a line and I'm sure they have heard it many times before. Just be sweet with them and they will understand.
Dickus Maximus
06-30-21, 04:48
Over 6 k deaths in the US over 150 K serious adverse reactions, over 15 k deaths in Europe and 600 k adverse reactions, they are estimating only 10% actually reported, I have personally talked to a girl who lost her mother 10 days after the vaccine she did not report it, I have talked to another girl who was 6 months pregnant and had a miscarriage and did not report it. I will not even be with a girl who has taken it.Let me give you some sobering statistical facts. If you are 60 with a life expectancy of 20 years you have about a 0. 01% chance of dying on any given day. That means it's reasonable to expect that about 1 in 10,000 people over 60 will die the day after they get the shot. That does not imply causation. If you die in a traffic accident the day after taking the shot, the shot didn't cause you to die. But it still happens that you died the day after you took the shot. About 1 in 1000 might be expected to die within 10 days of the shot. Now factor that to account for perhaps 20,000,000 people over 60 that got the shot. That works out to about 2000 people getting the shot and dying the day after and 20,000 dying within 10 days, just on PURE RANDOM CHANCE.
This is just a back of the napkin calculation, but within an order of magnitude, I expect. It why anecdotal evidence about so-and-so died is meaningless. You have to calculate the expected death rate for the population getting the shot and then look for statistically significant differences in the death rate between people who got the shot and who didn't. That's part of what they had to do to get the emergency use authorization.
Member #4730
06-30-21, 05:00
And what does this have to do with HK? Oh, I get it, it's a scare factor; thanks!Wondering the same thing. I almost died in a car wreck last week and I'm just glad I'm able to keep donating to the single mothers of the world. I recall being in Afghanistan with IDF landing in the base and I was taking a shit praying that I don't die taking a dump. I'the rather die in between the legs of a hot woman from too much excitement and doing what I love.
Wondering the same thing. I almost died in a car wreck last week and I'm just glad I'm able to keep donating to the single mothers of the world. I recall being in Afghanistan with IDF landing in the base and I was taking a shit praying that I don't die taking a dump. I'the rather die in between the legs of a hot woman from too much excitement and doing what I love.So true Kool. Better to go enjoying life to it's best. But I have to laugh at the call to my parents that their son was found dead in brothel in Tijuana! I bet that little tidbit of details would not make it to the rest of the family. Of course if it did all the relatives that have been married to the same lady for many many year would be saying. That lucky bastard was screwing 20 year olds! (actually what they would think is ooooh. Mexican brothel must have old ugly girls etc. Little do they know the girls are truly amazing with not only their beauty but personalities as well).
The guys I go with are professional, managerial, business people, very nice, cool, generous, understanding, supportive.
After getting to know each other's nefarious monger lives, we become close, bonded, have lots of fun together, because in real life we cannot share our pursuits of fun, addiction to hot girls and sexy pleasures with family, friends, neighbors. If they even know about the nefarious things we do we would quickly become lepers. So we do have a bunch of friends with whom we can share some deepest personal problems, experiences, thoughts and feelings without judgements or any serious consequences.
The guys don't care who or what you are in real life. They only want to hang out, have fun, exchange infos and supports to get the best sessions with the hottest girls like a bunch of college kids. It's very good therapy to party with the bros, let go of all guards, have fun and hot sex with pretty girls, far more fun, relaxing and rejuvenating than any social engagement with useless, sexless phonies in real life.
You should fire your shrink and join us for some real fun and relaxation. Good friends and pussies can cure all ails!Great point Cap. What goes on in Zona. Mostly stays in Zona. So you can't really talk about that world too much with family or some buddies up in San Diego etc. Ironically I work with many Mexican guys who know Zona Norte all to well so I can joke around a bit with them. But not my non work social life or family etc.
And. It's not like talking about a baseball game, politics, the weather. It's fricking the most beautiful girls and most intimate experiences we have as humans on this earth. To keep that bottled up isn't easy!
Great point Cap. What goes on in Zona. Mostly stays in Zona. So you can't really talk about that world too much with family or some buddies up in San Diego etc. Ironically I work with many Mexican guys who know Zona Norte all to well so I can joke around a bit with them. But not my non work social life or family etc.
And. It's not like talking about a baseball game, politics, the weather. It's fricking the most beautiful girls and most intimate experiences we have as humans on this earth. To keep that bottled up isn't easy!Guys I worked with in San Diego I would tell them I live in Tijuana and the very first words out of their mouth would be "Hong Kong". I shit you not. It's like the whole entire fact that Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on means nothing other than "Hong Kong" and hookers. Then when I tried to get coworkers to come hang out with me in Tijuana they were all scared to death to cross the border. I had this one guy who was like a 30 year old virgin. He would act like some big tough guy at work. Then when I tried to drag him down to Tijuana to hit the bars. The dude started acting like he was going to panic and call his mommy to save him. I told him bro I'm not going to let you get kidnapped by the cartel. You should've seen the look in his eyes when I jumped on the 805 headed southbound, he looked like he saw a ghost. Lmao!
Member #4730
06-30-21, 16:41
So true Kool. Better to go enjoying life to it's best. But I have to laugh at the call to my parents that their son was found dead in brothel in Tijuana! I bet that little tidbit of details would not make it to the rest of the family. Of course if it did all the relatives that have been married to the same lady for many many year would be saying. That lucky bastard was screwing 20 year olds! (actually what they would think is ooooh. Mexican brothel must have old ugly girls etc. Little do they know the girls are truly amazing with not only their beauty but personalities as well).Yeah probably almost died multiple times in my life. I travel internationally and they might find me anywhere, Hong Kong walk ups, Macau Spas, Thai hotel, Chinese secret spa (secret false door for spa), Dubai hotel, etc. Wonderful women from all over. My ex I was married to for 20+ yr was from Playas and still friends, but can't deal with the incessant nagging. I want to try Brazil and Columbia or even Cuba. When I was in Miami a couple years ago, smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women provided services, limited English, but smoking hot and great service. In Dubai met smoking hot Ethiopian and Russian women that would stay overnight for what we pay for here in USA. Enjoy life since you only go around once unless you believe we come back.
Captain Solo
06-30-21, 17:10
KoolBean,
You have been to many hot spots.
How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.
Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.
Dcrist0527
06-30-21, 22:26
KoolBean,
You have been to many hot spots.
How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.
Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.Hey, Cap. Check out Diamomd Dolls in Pompano. Mostly Cuban. I would say the girls are mostly 7-8 range. Probably average age of 24 or so. You will find a few Colombians and a few Vennies there. Pretty much anything can be negotiated there. But the prices were lunacy. On my last visit, I was sitting next to an Italian guy, probably mid 50's. He was negotiating with a very pretty Brazillian. He asked how much for him and his buddy to DP her. In her defense, she told him he could not afford it. He pressed the issue. He ended coughing up 1 K and the three of them left.
Money was no issue for this dude. Or I hope he wasn't just too drunk to know what he was doing. Right before they left, he bought his second bottle of Dom. Not cheap. Never opened it. Called a bartender over and told her to take it home. One minute after he left, a manager grabbed the bottle and put it back in stock behind lock and key. LMAO I mention that only because that's the type you'd bid against in there. But, anything can be had.
Guys I worked with in San Diego I would tell them I live in Tijuana and the very first words out of their mouth would be "Hong Kong". I shit you not. It's like the whole entire fact that Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on means nothing other than "Hong Kong" and hookers. Then when I tried to get coworkers to come hang out with me in Tijuana they were all scared to death to cross the border. I had this one guy who was like a 30 year old virgin. He would act like some big tough guy at work. Then when I tried to drag him down to Tijuana to hit the bars. The dude started acting like he was going to panic and call his mommy to save him. I told him bro I'm not going to let you get kidnapped by the cartel. You should've seen the look in his eyes when I jumped on the 805 headed southbound, he looked like he saw a ghost. Lmao!Damn. You should have told us first so that we could have set up a fake cartel kidnapping of your buddy.
It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.
Guys I worked with in San Diego I would tell them I live in Tijuana and the very first words out of their mouth would be "Hong Kong". I shit you not. It's like the whole entire fact that Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on means nothing other than "Hong Kong" and hookers. Then when I tried to get coworkers to come hang out with me in Tijuana they were all scared to death to cross the border. I had this one guy who was like a 30 year old virgin. He would act like some big tough guy at work. Then when I tried to drag him down to Tijuana to hit the bars. The dude started acting like he was going to panic and call his mommy to save him. I told him bro I'm not going to let you get kidnapped by the cartel. You should've seen the look in his eyes when I jumped on the 805 headed southbound, he looked like he saw a ghost. Lmao!
Member #4730
07-01-21, 03:11
KoolBean,
You have been to many hot spots.
How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.
Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.I spent a couple days before and after my Caribbean cruise in South Beach couple years back. I can't recall all details, but found ads for massage and went to tiny house off the main strip in South Beach and had a Colombian one day and Venezuelan the next. They even had toys. I spent a couple of days in Ft. Lauderdale before my flight out and went to a Latina MP and a Cuban lady walked in with limited to no English and she gave me a massage and then started riding me bare. I wasn't complaining and just enjoyed the service. It kind of caught me off guard, but when you're in the moment, then hey I have no complaints. I went to the Hard Rock Casino and then called her later to try and get her to come to the hotel, but she said she was going home for the day. The best value for dollar for poon tang in my travels has been Thailand, but maybe because they know how to put the lovin on you. I took one from Soi 6 with me to Cambodia to see Angkor what and it was fun. Sometimes you shouldn't bring sand to the beach as I probably would have shagged other locals, but had brought takeout with me. The sad thing is once you're done with the "fling" some girls actually think they are going to be your partner for life as they cook, tour guide, and even buy dinner sometimes for you. I just learned that I can't be tied down and love variety in life.
Babe Magnet posted a while back that he can't figure out why he regularly sees people in Tijuana going out to restaurants and bars partying spending money as if the economy isn't hurting due to covid. I told him I don't know but Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on. There's tons of economic activity.
I've been noticing that one way you can tell the Tijuana economy is on the rise is I drive around the city a lot and there's freakin new construction going up all over the place. And I'm not just talking a little house here or a little building there. I'm talking major projects. You pass through cacho or anywhere around boulevard aguacaliente and you see construction cranes everywhere.
I've also noticed that many parts of the city that I thought were poor dangerous areas actually aren't bad at all. Going out west like Buenos Aires area around plaza monarca, villafontana, 2000, el florido these are all decent middle class areas. There's not much mongering to be done out that way, but still it just goes to show that Tijuana is a huge bustling thriving economy.
It's also worth mentioning that the California economy is firing on all cylinders, leading the whole country in rebounding from the horrific disaster that was the US government's response to the pandemic.
I need to edit my last post where it says "going out west".
LuvMexicanas
07-01-21, 14:34
It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.That works for me. The fewer swinging dicks, the better. Revo was popping in the early 90's and before that.
Captain Solo
07-01-21, 18:57
Diamond Dolls in Pompano?
There are lots of drugs smugglers in South Florida loaded with cash to burn. They can more than afford to throw thousands $ for a pussy.
I will not compete with those criminals. Sooner or later they will be spending decades in Fed Pen enjoying their honeymoon with beefy guys.
Captain Solo
07-01-21, 18:59
Koolbean.
Are these masseuse hot?
It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.The red light districts and party districts have died as well in Texas border towns where all the big tough guys are from. I think it's mainly due the skyrocketing violence and murder rate compared to the 80's.
Jinxx is a 100% vegan soyboy and I've never had a problem letting my nuts hang when it comes banging out chicks and going to "dangerous places". The other night I moseyed on down to the zona only looking to drink a couple beers and relax, not even wanting to bang any chicas. Then once I hit the zona I literally banged out two street chicas back to back before I even made it inside a bar. I saw some big morena booty and my boner literally demanded that I immediately pound some hot pussy. Then after drinking 3 Indios in tropical I went back and banged out big booty Fabiola again, to bust my third nut of the evening before heading home. And I'm not on any steroids, high, or testosterone boosters. I've never touched any Viagra either. The only sexual enhancer I use is that good California cannabis.
*hgh.
The word "high" was supposed to be "hgh".
Member #4730
07-02-21, 02:34
Koolbean.
Are these masseuse hot?The Colombian and Venezuelan were smoking hot, but Cuban was average/cute, but heavier set and all natural, but fat ass. I prefer being able to palm the butt cheeks, so if more than being able to palm them in my hand, then they are too large. It is interesting with the Cuban as we did not negotiate tip and I just gave her the usual $140 or $160 tip on top of the HF after the deed, but was couple years ago. The Colombian was very modified with man mades, but it seems common for those women. Also I think she was open for anal as I was fingering her butt while she was riding me. Everything was covered at the small house in South Beach. It was odd as I parked my rental car and had to wait outside of a busy area near a mall in South Beach until they opened the door. It felt kind of sketch, but it was a small studio / house where they operate. I prefer natural everything, but hard to find smoking hot naturals because you wonder why they are hooking, when some dude probably took them off market. I saw a few naturals 10's in HK, but never asked about going arriba as I just want to leave it to my imagination since they will probably star fish me in the room. If you can speak Spanish then I bet you can find these little houses. I let Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson do the talking. Paquito espanol for me.
Member #4730
07-10-21, 08:20
I always wondered why the clubs don't have the Mexican version of Coke and squirt with the cane sugar and the American versions with high fructose corn syrup. Just an observation as I like the Mexican versions, but the clubs don't offer it and must be due to the costs and margins.
Thanks to Jeff's Tijuana Babes blog he posted this funny joke worth sharing at the following link.
https://youtu.be/wwb3Pd4wHXc
Shoutout to Jeff who gave myself and buddy a tour of Zona Norte several years ago. Really opened our eyes up to the area and what was possible.
https://tijuanababes.********.com/
G.
The stupidest shit in Tijuana I actually saw on our side of the border. While coming back around midnight last Saturday somewhere between Chula and Carlsbad, a fuckhead rolls down his passenger side window while someone was driving. Then he proceeds to try and climb out at 75 miles per hour. He actually made it to sitting fully on the door with his ass, and his upper body completely outside as he now tries to open the back door from the outside. Yep at 75 mph. I high beamed the fucker and the driver takes the exit with the fucker hanging on the side. I have no idea if he fell off or not.
That was even nuttier than the accident I saw around midnight years ago in the lane into Mexico, when a Camaro came down the freeway at about 100 mph, lost control, flipped upside down and slid for about 500 yards and somehow miraculously avoided slamming into the walls.
Member #4730
08-04-21, 00:33
The stupidest shit in Tijuana I actually saw on our side of the border. While coming back around midnight last Saturday somewhere between Chula and Carlsbad, a fuckhead rolls down his passenger side window while someone was driving. Then he proceeds to try and climb out at 75 miles per hour. He actually made it to sitting fully on the door with his ass, and his upper body completely outside as he now tries to open the back door from the outside. Yep at 75 mph. I high beamed the fucker and the driver takes the exit with the fucker hanging on the side. I have no idea if he fell off or not.
That was even nuttier than the accident I saw around midnight years ago in the lane into Mexico, when a Camaro came down the freeway at about 100 mph, lost control, flipped upside down and slid for about 500 yards and somehow miraculously avoided slamming into the walls.Maybe he was trying to ghost ride the whip. 😂I regularly stretch the legs for my car especially coming back from border at 2-4 am. Nobody is on the roads. My Raptor got slammed in the front tire by a teenage girl not paying attention and it was flying in the air at 75 mph. We hit the concrete barriers and walked away from it. I'm waiting for the check. They are paying me $10 k more than I paid for it 3 years ago. Crazy times.
Thanks to Jeff's Tijuana Babes blog he posted this funny joke worth sharing at the following link.
https://youtu.be/wwb3Pd4wHXc
Shoutout to Jeff who gave myself and buddy a tour of Zona Norte several years ago. Really opened our eyes up to the area and what was possible.
https://tijuanababes.********.com/
G.That sums up my ex wife perfectly, she was a stripper too.....
Rainman306
08-20-21, 01:14
It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.
Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.
Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?
LuvMexicanas
08-20-21, 01:40
It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.
Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.
Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?It's Mexico. There's no conspiracy so you can resume binge watching X-files in the basement.
Member #4730
08-21-21, 08:15
It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.
Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.
Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?If you find out how much the rooms cost at both hotels, then would appreciate some intel. I will probably just get a room at Jalos from now on since I always seem to take a Chicago chica for ST. Last time I was down, I spent $60+ for 1. 5 HR.
BrotherMouzone
08-21-21, 08:47
Diamond Dolls in Pompano?
There are lots of drugs smugglers in South Florida loaded with cash to burn. They can more than afford to throw thousands $ for a pussy.
I will not compete with those criminals. Sooner or later they will be spending decades in Fed Pen enjoying their honeymoon with beefy guys.Was at Diamond Dolls last December. It's like a 40 minute drive north of Miami Beach or 20 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale. Cool spot. Is a strip club but you can f the girls for $200. Mostly pretty Cuban girls up there. Had a good time.
LuvMexicanas
08-21-21, 18:55
Was at Diamond Dolls last December. It's like a 40 minute drive north of Miami Beach or 20 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale. Cool spot. Is a strip club but you can f the girls for $200. Mostly pretty Cuban girls up there. Had a good time.Bad form. This is the international not domestic. Not sure why you'd share the above when it's well known that LE peruses ISG. I know what you'll say, the likelihood of anything happening to DD is low. Fine but why even put it out there. What of you owned the joint and some guy was sharing the above online for all the world to see.
Captain Solo
08-21-21, 19:05
BrotherMouzone.
That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?
Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.
I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.
AmorPorFavor
08-21-21, 20:57
BrotherMouzone.
That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?
Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.
I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.I was in Cuba in 2018 and twice in 2019. There are VERY HOT chicas all over the place selling pussy and I'm picky, I go for model types. So many that I was turning them down right and left. Many of them are white or mixed. Cuba is a mess right now and I would say it needs at least a year to be worth going back. All the bars, restaurants and nightclubs are shut down and that is half the fun.
Houston is full of hot Cubanas selling poon. They've basically taken over all the strip clubs and escort services in the city. And no they're definitely not charging thousands of dollars even though Houston is full of narcos and drug money. Captain solo consistently says some truly stupid shit, talking straight out of his ass.
Captain Solo
08-21-21, 22:48
Amor,
Man, I was planning to hop over from Cancun to Cuba when they shut down all international flights. Got to visit Fidel's country before the entire island is loaded with timeshare condos.
Thanks for your intels. It may take another year or more before countries open back up. When I go, will try to hook up with local mongers so I can find good talents.
BrotherMouzone
08-22-21, 00:08
BrotherMouzone.
That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?
Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.
I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.Not sure what you mean by "cross the continent" - I live on the East Coast but happened to be in the Miami area on vacation late last year. As far as skin color I'd say it was all shades but you perhaps wouldn't find as many "white" Cubanas in those clubs as you would in the Tijuana clubs. Not too many darker skinned Cubanas either (from what I recall) - many were in and around "medium" toned which I guess is comparable to what you see in Tijuana. But honestly my memory on that isn't great as this was nearly a year ago and I was drunk most of the time in that club. Would for sure say the girls were HK quality or even perhaps a bit better. No "arriba" obviously. It was just curtained off rooms to the side. They all spoke passable English. Prices for the "lapdance" seemed slightly negotiable depending on the girl. Also, from what I'm recalling, the $200 was for 30 minutes, not a full hour...
BrotherMouzone
08-22-21, 00:13
I was in Cuba in 2018 and twice in 2019. There are VERY HOT chicas all over the place selling pussy and I'm picky, I go for model types. So many that I was turning them down right and left. Many of them are white or mixed. Cuba is a mess right now and I would say it needs at least a year to be worth going back. All the bars, restaurants and nightclubs are shut down and that is half the fun.Yeah, I'll need to get my Spanish up before I try any of those overseas spots. Would definitely like to hit Cuba eventually though based on what I saw at Diamond Dolls.
Member #4730
08-22-21, 00:16
Not sure what you mean by "cross the continent" - I live on the East Coast but happened to be in the Miami area on vacation late last year. As far as skin color I'd say it was all shades but you perhaps wouldn't find as many "white" Cubanas in those clubs as you would in the Tijuana clubs. Not too many darker skinned Cubanas either (from what I recall) - many were in and around "medium" toned which I guess is comparable to what you see in Tijuana. But honestly my memory on that isn't great as this was nearly a year ago and I was drunk most of the time in that club. Would for sure say the girls were HK quality or even perhaps a bit better. No "arriba" obviously. It was just curtained off rooms to the side. They all spoke passable English. Prices for the "lapdance" seemed slightly negotiable depending on the girl. Also, from what I'm recalling, the $200 was for 30 minutes, not a full hour...Thanks for the intel. I'll be in the area in Jan. going on a casino cruise. I usually spend a couple days before and after to check out the area. I love the Cuban food, coffee, and ladies. It seems kind of far to drive, but will report back. I usually stay in South Beach and gamble at Hard Rock. Cubana I met at a massage place spoke zero English, but provided good service.
BrotherMouzone
08-22-21, 00:48
Thanks for the intel. I'll be in the area in Jan. going on a casino cruise. I usually spend a couple days before and after to check out the area. I love the Cuban food, coffee, and ladies. It seems kind of far to drive, but will report back. I usually stay in South Beach and gamble at Hard Rock. Cubana I met at a massage place spoke zero English, but provided good service.Yeah, Diamond Dolls was only like 20 minutes from Hard Rock. I stopped at the Hard Rock a couple times to gamble. Played one of the poker tournaments they were having at the time. It's a nice casino. Yeah, I also stayed in South Beach. Diamond Dolls is a bit of hike from there (did the drive myself), especially in traffic, though I always drove late at night when there was little to no traffic.
It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.
Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.
Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?You'd have to actually physically be in Tijuana to pay for a half hour room, and as such you can also pay for a full night.
Either way the answer to your question is yes.
Keep in mind the overnight rooms are equally designed to "milk more money of" paying customers. They know that if you're staying at their hotel that you most likely plan on spending most if not all of your monger budget in their establishment.
And by the way since they're for-profit businesses of course they're going to do whatever they can to "milk more money of". That's the whole point of a profit-driven business. To make money and maximize profits. Accommodating goofball mongers on a small tight budget living in their mom's basement is not high up on their to-do list.
Captain Solo
08-22-21, 10:21
This guy Jerxx is a stupid, illiterate low life dish washer with severe reading comprehension problem.
Read my statement again. I said drugs dealers can afford to spend thousands on putas. I did not state putas charge every monger thousands. There are big differences in those 2 statements which stupid, uneducated, nasty guy like Jerxx cannot discern.
I saw a couple fat cats blow thousands $ on HK putas just last week. That does not mean HK putas charge everyone thousands. The mods should ban stupid, nasty guys like Jerxx from offending other posters exchanging info's.
Tijuana hotel reservations do not hold much weight. I've made Adelitas reservation in person for 2 days later and still they wouldn't give me a room. So I learned never depend on Adelitas. Hong Kong, is reliable but you have to show up within the time range, that you request, and really a hour early. If it's a 4 hour window show up within 3. Because I showed up once at 3 hours 45 minutes and they gave room away. My revolucion hotel I know all staff by name and always tip gave my room away last weekend. No explanation. In Tijuana money now is more important than money later. As far as guys in hk throwing money around like it's free money, if they are American, I would say more often it's not even drug money. It's either legal or covid loan scams, some people made hundreds thousands fake unemployment scams, I used to work for the fed government all day long I would look at the millions we gave away to people many with addresses not even in the usa. And nobody cared. In fact some of the scams were so prevalent in Florida that the cops couldn't arrest any drug dealers any more because they all moved on to sit at home on computer and steal millions scams.
My experience is that all of the Mexican motels in Tijuana including Cascadas overbook. In other words, if you really want your room then you have to make a reservation and arrive a little early around checking time to ensure that you get a room when they kick someone out. If you fuck up and get there at 5 pm on a holiday weekend, you are not going to get a room. You are in Mexico, you have to understand Mexican standards.
This guy Jerxx is a stupid, illiterate low life dish washer with severe reading comprehension problem.
Read my statement again. I said drugs dealers can afford to spend thousands on putas. I did not state putas charge every monger thousands. There are big differences in those 2 statements which stupid, uneducated, nasty guy like Jerxx cannot discern.
I saw a couple fat cats blow thousands $ on HK putas just last week. That does not mean HK putas charge everyone thousands. The mods should ban stupid, nasty guys like Jerxx from offending other posters exchanging info's.Calm down commander smartypants. Regular posters all know how 80% of your posts are worthless full of shit.
Like when you claim Tijuana agency escorts are all old fat ugly women. Why do you consistently say that when everyone knows most of the agency chicas are young pretty all natural spinners? You lose all credibility and make yourself look like an annoying worthless clown when you say things that everyone knows are completely false.
Another thing, you have the gayest lamest vocabulary and grammar usage of anyone I've ever seen posting on monger boards. "We were frolicking around HK like little frat boys hehehe". What kind of straight adult male talks like that? You come across as a complete lame ass weirdo. And why do you post 30 times a day on ISG every single day of your life? Do you have any life at all whatsoever outside of posting on ISG?
You obviously are extremely insecure and borderline mentally and emotionally unstable. You look to a freakin hooker board to feed you constant thirst for attention and validation. What a sad pathetic little weirdo you are.
LuvMexicanas
08-23-21, 02:50
Calm down commander smartypants. Regular posters all know how 80% of your posts are worthless full of shit.
Like when you claim Tijuana agency escorts are all old fat ugly women. Why do you consistently say that when everyone knows most of the agency chicas are young pretty all natural spinners? You lose all credibility and make yourself look like an annoying worthless clown when you say things that everyone knows are completely false.
Another thing, you have the gayest lamest vocabulary and grammar usage of anyone I've ever seen posting on monger boards. "We were frolicking around HK like little frat boys hehehe". What kind of straight adult male talks like that? You come across as a complete lame ass weirdo. And why do you post 30 times a day on ISG every single day of your life? Do you have any life at all whatsoever outside of posting on ISG?
You obviously are extremely insecure and borderline mentally and emotionally unstable. You look to a freakin hooker board to feed you constant thirst for attention and validation. What a sad pathetic little weirdo you are.Just 80 percent? I think this post merits report of distinction designation.
Captain Solo
08-23-21, 04:10
Why should Jerxx be concerned if someone posts 10 times or 30 times a day in ISG?
Perhaps nobody pays attention to Jerxx's stupid low life so he is insanely jealous and has to put up lies and exaggerations to call attention to himself.
Like many other bros, I just avoid this stupid street thug.
Calm down commander smartypants. Regular posters all know how 80% of your posts are worthless full of shit.
Like when you claim Tijuana agency escorts are all old fat ugly women. Why do you consistently say that when everyone knows most of the agency chicas are young pretty all natural spinners? You lose all credibility and make yourself look like an annoying worthless clown when you say things that everyone knows are completely false.
Another thing, you have the gayest lamest vocabulary and grammar usage of anyone I've ever seen posting on monger boards. "We were frolicking around HK like little frat boys hehehe". What kind of straight adult male talks like that? You come across as a complete lame ass weirdo. And why do you post 30 times a day on ISG every single day of your life? Do you have any life at all whatsoever outside of posting on ISG?
You obviously are extremely insecure and borderline mentally and emotionally unstable. You look to a freakin hooker board to feed you constant thirst for attention and validation. What a sad pathetic little weirdo you are.At the end of the day we are all perverts looking too bust a nut as cheap as possible with a young hottie. Scew more and fight less lol.
Captain Solo
08-23-21, 15:39
Seabee,
Nobody pays attention to the stupid, offensive posts from this rough street Jerxx, so he's insanely jealous. He spews stupid lies and exaggerations to call attention to his sorry drugs-addicted life.
He charges the bros $120 for a ride from SD airport to La Zona. Like he's special hehe. He's just a stupid street urchin, trying to profit from the Tijuana prostitution trade and is stupid enough to be proud of it. Of course nobody would want to deal with a dangerous drug-crazed low life like Jerxx. They can call HK's VIP manager, Alberto Quinto, and he can send a driver to pick them up, take them to HK quick, safe and sound for free.
Just ignore this stupid low life.
Seabee,
Nobody pays attention to the stupid, offensive posts from this rough street Jerxx, so he's insanely jealous. He spews stupid lies and exaggerations to call attention to his sorry drugs-addicted life.
He charges the bros $120 for a ride from SD airport to La Zona. Like he's special hehe. He's just a stupid street urchin, trying to profit from the Tijuana prostitution trade and is stupid enough to be proud of it. Of course nobody would want to deal with a dangerous drug-crazed low life like Jerxx. They can call HK's VIP manager, Alberto Quinto, and he can send a driver to pick them up, take them to HK quick, safe and sound for free.
Just ignore this stupid low life.Do you ever stop making stuff up in your non-stop quest for attention?
If you don't want people to call you a bullshitter then quit constantly spouting bullshit. Behave like an adult for a change.
Until you learn how to post like a grown man people are going to continue to call you out for being the lying, clownish, attention wh0 re that you obviously are.
LuvMexicanas
08-24-21, 01:08
Do you ever stop making stuff up in your non-stop quest for attention?
If you don't want people to call you a bullshitter then quit constantly spouting bullshit. Behave like an adult for a change.
Until you learn how to post like a grown man people are going to continue to call you out for being the lying, clownish, attention wh0 re that you obviously are.Name your cliché. He was held too much or not enough. Moments of solitude actually cause him pain.
Name your clich. He was held too much or not enough. Moments of solitude actually cause him pain.Yea and the most sad pathetic thing is he's so delusional he actually thinks that just because he posts 30 times a day that somehow that makes him somebody important.
Hey commander smartypants (captain solo) nobody thinks you're important, nobody nobody nobody. You're just a strange, peculiar, little weirdo. You're not the leader of ISG Tijuana. You're not the dictator or boss of the forum. You're living in a delusional fantasy world if you think you're somebody important on on a freakin monger board. Everybody knows you constantly lie and make shit up just to try to get attention.
They can call HK's VIP manager, Alberto Quinto, and he can send a driver to pick them up, take them to HK quick, safe and sound for free.
Just ignore this stupid low life.Hey commander smartypants I'll give you a fair chance to prove you're not completely full of shit. A mutual friend of ours, an A-1 top notch solid guy, recently reached out to me to request a ride to HK from SD airport but I told him I couldn't do it. I advised him to contact you to help him arrange transportation with your guy that you claim can make that happen.
Honestly I think you're full of shit as usual, claiming that you can help arrange SD airport to HK transport. But I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong.
The monger buddy I'm referring to is an stand-up solid guy so I'm sure he'd be happy to post here on ISG that you actually came through and helped him arrange a ride to HK.
Is there anyone else out there who can vouch for captain solo's claim of his guy he names actually arranging a ride from SD to HK? Or is commander smartypants just spouting bullshit like he's well known for?
This is your chance captain. Don't let us down.
Captain Solo
08-26-21, 02:29
The bros are smart enough not to go near drug addict losers like Jerxx, left alone paying him $120 for a quick ride in his clunker car. They just have to email or text HK's VIP manager to make arrangement, or take UBER, bus, trolley and avoid risking big problems with a low life drug dealer and addict.
His friend El Jeffe Gigante, owner of the stupid site CHICABOW. SHIT has been stealing El Capitan's posts and pics in ISG and repost them in his site under CommanderSmartyPants. Jerrx and his shady friends are crooked, shameless low life street thugs who would lie, cheat, steal and rob anyone for a quick fix.
Jerxx's friends in CHICABOW. SHIT are a bunch or violent low lifes and criminals. They are always at each other's throat, fight and bludgeon each other to death over trivials like animals so there is no civilized, intelligent discourse and that site is dead. That's why El Jeffe keeps stealing El Capitan's post and pics shamelessly.
The bros are smart enough not to go near drug addict losers like Jerxx, left alone paying him $120 for a quick ride in his clunker car. They just have to email or text HK's VIP manager to make arrangement, or take UBER, bus, trolley and avoid risking big problems with a low life drug dealer and addict.
His friend El Jeffe Gigante, owner of the stupid site CHICABOW. SHIT has been stealing El Capitan's posts and pics in ISG and repost them in his site under CommanderSmartyPants. Jerrx and his shady friends are crooked, shameless low life street thugs who would lie, cheat, steal and rob anyone for a quick fix.
Jerxx's friends in CHICABOW. SHIT are a bunch or violent low lifes and criminals. They are always at each other's throat, fight and bludgeon each other to death over trivials like animals so there is no civilized, intelligent discourse and that site is dead. That's why El Jeffe keeps stealing El Capitan's post and pics shamelessly.Nothing but pure lies from captain bullshit.
Jinxx has never posted on chicabow and Jinxx has no idea who El jefe gigante is.
Captain you claim you can arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free. I call bullshit.
How many mongers have you helped arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or is that just another one of your many lies?
Captain why do you constantly lie and invent pure bullshit?
Is there one single monger out there who can back up captain's claim that his guy will transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or even at all?
Nothing but pure lies from captain bullshit.
Jinxx has never posted on chicabow and Jinxx has no idea who El jefe gigante is.
Captain you claim you can arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free. I call bullshit.
How many mongers have you helped arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or is that just another one of your many lies?
Captain why do you constantly lie and invent pure bullshit?
Is there one single monger out there who can back up captain's claim that his guy will transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or even at all?The only thing I would say in this matter is the first time I saw Cap give this guys name and phone # like they were best friends made me laugh. All the info that Cap has provided is all on the Instagram account.
Captain Solo
08-26-21, 22:02
I was trying to help an out-of-state bro to get to La Zona quickly and safely, so posted Alberto's HK business card.
He's not a close friend but is far more reliable and trust worthy than guys who gouge the bros with expensive drives to La Zona and other bullshit.
It's best to avoid contact and potential problems with drug addicts who gouge people out of prostitution activities in La Zona or anywhere else.
Hey commander smartypants I'll give you a fair chance to prove you're not completely full of shit. A mutual friend of ours, an A-1 top notch solid guy, recently reached out to me to request a ride to HK from SD airport but I told him I couldn't do it. I advised him to contact you to help him arrange transportation with your guy that you claim can make that happen.
Honestly I think you're full of shit as usual, claiming that you can help arrange SD airport to HK transport. But I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong.
The monger buddy I'm referring to is an stand-up solid guy so I'm sure he'd be happy to post here on ISG that you actually came through and helped him arrange a ride to HK.
Is there anyone else out there who can vouch for captain solo's claim of his guy he names actually arranging a ride from SD to HK? Or is commander smartypants just spouting bullshit like he's well known for?
This is your chance captain. Don't let us down.I'm a new guy to the whole "monger" lifestyle. While I don't know you or really any of the guys on here except Captain, I can only chime in from my experience. I don't mean to hack your posts).
My first trip to Tijuana was Memorial day weekend. I reached out to captain on here to see if he was willing to show me around during my first trip down there. He was nice, agreed to meet up, had a beer for me when he ran into me and we had a good time hanging out with a few friends of his. I know the Zona is relatively small but he gave me a tour around the few blocks, showing me the hot spots, which I thought was cool of him.
Second trip, after I paid way too much for Jack in the Box parking, he offered to pick me up from the trolley station and drive down with him and another friend and also give me a ride back to my car. Never asked me for any money or anything although I threw him a few bucks for doing all that.
Third time in late July, took my cousin down for his birthday, Captain hung out with us, we split some drinks, he showed him the various clubs and spots just like he did for me.
Like I said, I don't know you, and I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about but just thought I'd share my experience here.
I'm a new guy to the whole "monger" lifestyle. While I don't know you or really any of the guys on here except Captain, I can only chime in from my experience. I don't mean to hack your posts).
My first trip to Tijuana was Memorial day weekend. I reached out to captain on here to see if he was willing to show me around during my first trip down there. He was nice, agreed to meet up, had a beer for me when he ran into me and we had a good time hanging out with a few friends of his. I know the Zona is relatively small but he gave me a tour around the few blocks, showing me the hot spots, which I thought was cool of him.
Second trip, after I paid way too much for Jack in the Box parking, he offered to pick me up from the trolley station and drive down with him and another friend and also give me a ride back to my car. Never asked me for any money or anything although I threw him a few bucks for doing all that.
Third time in late July, took my cousin down for his birthday, Captain hung out with us, we split some drinks, he showed him the various clubs and spots just like he did for me.
Like I said, I don't know you, and I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about but just thought I'd share my experience here.I believe you. Captain and I have several monger buddies in common and none of them have spoken ill of him. They've all hung out with him and reported having a good time, just like you. I've never disputed that.
I'm just pointing out his posting on ISG forum where half of what he says is grossly exaggerated or outright lies. Then he attacks me with all kinds of lies and completely unfounded claims. He keeps going on and on about me driving guys from the SD airport to Tijuana. I haven't driven anyone or offered to drive anyone in over 6 months!
I have no doubt he's a nice wingman buddy to hang with. But his posting on ISG is very worthy of criticism.
Then he says "avoid Jinxx, stay away from Jinxx". I don't hang out with any mongers, nor do I offer to hang out with any mongers. Captain's living in some delusional fantasy world, at least as far as what he posts on ISG.
The Captain and Jinxx are like the old tv show the odd couple. They fight alot but in the end they secretly care about each other and are bros before hoes!!
Captain Solo
08-27-21, 07:52
SeaBee,
There is no couple here. I never met this guy Jerxx and don't want to get involve with him.
SeaBee,
There is no couple here. I never met this guy Jerxx and don't want to get involve with him.There's no such thing as getting involved with Jinxx. There's nothing to get involved with. I'm just some guy who swoops down to the zona and smashes big booty and posts about it on ISG. That's literally it. You invent all of these delusional fantasies in your warped little mind, and none of it's true. You claim I know some guy named "El jefe gigante". Lmao! I have no idea who or what that is.
The funny thing is sometimes I wonder if "captain solo" really is just some joke or a parody, like a Borat character. I mean look at the strange peculiar way he forms sentences and the wacky, off the wall weird things he says. I think this can't be a real person, no one could be that weird and awkward. But apparently he really is an actual real life person, and his posts aren't a joke. It appears that he actually does act and talk like that in real life. Captain proves true the old saying "reality is stranger than fiction."
CarneChaser
08-29-21, 04:54
There's no such thing as getting involved with Jinxx. There's nothing to get involved with. I'm just some guy who swoops down to the zona and smashes big booty and posts about it on ISG. That's literally it. You invent all of these delusional fantasies in your warped little mind, and none of it's true. You claim I know some guy named "El jefe gigante". Lmao! I have no idea who or what that is.I think the reference to El jefe was really meant to mean El Joto Gigante. There was a thread on reddit that spilt the beans that some dude named El Joto started a monger board for the sole purpose of meeting guys. Seems true. El joto never has been to Tijuana and has never been with a women. I guess he got what he wanted.
I think the reference to El jefe was really meant to mean El Joto Gigante. There was a thread on reddit that spilt the beans that some dude named El Joto started a monger board for the sole purpose of meeting guys. Seems true. El joto never has been to Tijuana and has never been with a women. I guess he got what he wanted.Nope, Cmdr Smartypants is referencing 'El Jefe Gigante', who is the admin of the Chicabow forum, a site that he ended up getting himself kicked from because of his anger management issues, and his proclivity towards lying and exaggerating (something that he seems to be doing here as well). There was another banned guy on Reddit (a seriously emotionally unstable troll) that started the El Joto Gigante threads, trying to claim that El Jefe Gigante is gay etc. That guy appears to have disappeared after some unfortunate things happened in his life. I doubt he and SmartyPants know each other, though.
I know all of this because I'm El Jefe Gigante.
As to Cmdr SmartyPants' claims. I haven't been on ISG until now (since several members pointed this thread out to me), so kinda hard for me to steal his pictures and cross-post them. Furthermore, I also don't know Jinxx nor is he on Chicabow. So, tough for us to be friends. (Though high-five to Jinxx on here for fighting the good fight of correcting SmartyPants' inanities.
Finally, in all fairness to Solo, he does have a history of helping out newbies, giving them rides to and from Tijuana, and generally providing good 411 and help to first timers. He deserves full credit for his good deeds. If only he could get some help for his anger management and emotional issues, he'd be much more pleasant on forums.
Captain Solo
08-30-21, 17:23
There was so much ugly fighting in Chicabow. Shit. I told El Jefe Gigante I did not want to involve in his site and I wanted all my previous posts deleted.
All those old posts remained in his site under a new name, CommanderSmartyPants. Also my new posts in ISG were copied and posted in his site under that name.
If the mods cannot govern their sites to be at least civilized, nobody wants mix with stupid trash.
LuvMexicanas
08-30-21, 17:26
Nope, Cmdr Smartypants is referencing 'El Jefe Gigante', who is the admin of the Chicabow forum, a site that he ended up getting himself kicked from because of his anger management issues, and his proclivity towards lying and exaggerating (something that he seems to be doing here as well). There was another banned guy on Reddit (a seriously emotionally unstable troll) that started the El Joto Gigante threads, trying to claim that El Jefe Gigante is gay etc. That guy appears to have disappeared after some unfortunate things happened in his life. I doubt he and SmartyPants know each other, though.
I know all of this because I'm El Jefe Gigante.
As to Cmdr SmartyPants' claims. I haven't been on ISG until now (since several members pointed this thread out to me), so kinda hard for me to steal his pictures and cross-post them. Furthermore, I also don't know Jinxx nor is he on Chicabow. So, tough for us to be friends. (Though high-five to Jinxx on here for fighting the good fight of correcting SmartyPants' inanities.
Finally, in all fairness to Solo, he does have a history of helping out newbies, giving them rides to and from Tijuana, and generally providing good 411 and help to first timers. He deserves full credit for his good deeds. If only he could get some help for his anger management and emotional issues, he'd be much more pleasant on forums.Jinxx is not the only one who has been fighting the good fight to curb Smartypants' compulsive lying and exaggeration.
Baxter Slade
08-31-21, 01:01
Yes fight the good fight. If ISG hired a fact checker the capt. Would provide enough bullcrap to employee the fact checker full time.
Drove around Saturday afternoon. On the way back near the Zona Rio Mall, I saw a dude juggling fire sticks. I guess the worst thing that can happen is that he catches the fire end and burns his hand a little.
Then at the next light, a firebreather appears. He stands in front of my car. I wondered if the dude is a professional firebreather.
Well, the takes a big sip and answered my question. Instead of spitting to the side, he blows straight at my car and lights it up. I was about to tell him to back off before he takes another big sip and blows it at my car again. But this time the stupid cocksucker forgets to light up his flame and blows the liquid onto my car. Light turns green and as I drive off, my air conditioner smelled my gas fumes. WTF? I was tempted to put my car in reverse and roll over the cocksucker.
Only in Tijuana.
Drove around Saturday afternoon. On the way back near the Zona Rio Mall, I saw a dude juggling fire sticks. I guess the worst thing that can happen is that he catches the fire end and burns his hand a little.
Then at the next light, a firebreather appears. He stands in front of my car. I wondered if the dude is a professional firebreather.
Well, the takes a big sip and answered my question. Instead of spitting to the side, he blows straight at my car and lights it up. I was about to tell him to back off before he takes another big sip and blows it at my car again. But this time the stupid cocksucker forgets to light up his flame and blows the liquid onto my car. Light turns green and as I drive off, my air conditioner smelled my gas fumes. WTF? I was tempted to put my car in reverse and roll over the cocksucker.
Only in Tijuana.LOL, funny story bro, it reminds me when this reporter asks a professional wrestler if pro wrestling was fake. The guy slap Geraldo very hard twice on the side of his head striking his ear. Supposedly that reporter lost some hearing in that ear, but he never asked that question again. LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACE1tPEcbc&t=5s
BangoSkank
09-14-21, 14:09
There was so much ugly fighting in Chicabow. Shit. I told El Jefe Gigante I did not want to involve in his site and I wanted all my previous posts deleted.
All those old posts remained in his site under a new name, CommanderSmartyPants. Also my new posts in ISG were copied and posted in his site under that name.
If the mods cannot govern their sites to be at least civilized, nobody wants mix with stupid trash.I don't recall any infighting on that site, just people calling out others' bullshit.
Captain Solo
09-14-21, 20:48
Bango,
Stupid, illiterate losers in CHICABOW. SHIT would be quick to call lies and bullshit, and constantly bludgeon each other in their ugly fights over stupid, petty issues. Owner El Jeffe Gigante is a shady street guy, shamelessly steals posts from other sites to keep his alive. It's ugly and comical to watch those retards.
It's good to avoid those stupid piles of shit!
LuvMexicanas
09-14-21, 23:44
Bango,
Stupid, illiterate losers in CHICABOW. SHIT would be quick to call lies and bullshit, and constantly bludgeon each other in their ugly fights over stupid, petty issues. Owner El Jeffe Gigante is a shady street guy, shamelessly steals posts from other sites to keep his alive. It's ugly and comical to watch those retards.
It's good to avoid those stupid piles of shit!Based on your reaction, people over there must have taken issue with Star Wars (the Millennium Falcon pilot's bullshit sci-fi stories from a galaxy far, far away).
InsolentSpike
09-17-21, 02:41
Well after having a great time with 3 girls last Monday began to feel weak with a headache on Thursday. By Friday my forehead was hot but woke up Saturday feeling much better with the exception of losing my voice. Felt better each day and feel fine now but got tested at work Tuesday the 14th and it came back positive. I spent some time in HK as well sitting down but I'm pretty sure I caught it from one of the girls. Just a heads up for anyone going doing there. I am double vaccinated too with the Pfizer shot which may have been the reason for minimal symptoms.
Stay safe.
Insolent.
Captain Solo
09-17-21, 07:42
Went to Tijuana with Insolent on Monday, had the car fixed, hang out in HK watching strip show a couple hours. Did not get CoVid, but I did not pop 3 girls and get them groaning, huffing, puffing on my face. Also may be 2 shots of vaccines helped. Got the third Moderna shot early at Von's pharmacy last Saturday. Just walk in, done in 15 minutes; they did not ask for justification. While I was there they also suggested a flu shot for $89. Don't know how much they billed insurance for the Moderna shot. I am shot full of holes like a slice of Swiss cheese hehe.
He got 2 shots but still got infected. Glad his symptoms were not severe, but got me worried because CoVid may be more severe with me. It may eat away my lungs or my dick may fall off. If I die nobody will keep rude, stupid guys from harassing and abusing the bros from reporting intels and expressing their views in sex forums. I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.
InsolentSpike
09-17-21, 16:12
Nice story with four happy endings.Hahaha yes I'm banned from my job for 10 days paid!
InsolentSpike
09-17-21, 16:14
I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.Glad you are doing fine captain! Until next time!
Cocr Brotheler
09-17-21, 16:52
Over there LDW and flights back in forth from TX. In HK and had 4 chicas over LDW. That Sunday I stayed back to "regenerate" or else I burn out the rest of my trip. Espec. Since I had 3 sessions that first day.
On Sunday in San Diego felt like I had a fever but I didn't. Bought a thermometer and kept checking all weekend and when I retuned to TX. Good normal temps. Then seems like has taken longer to recover from the flight and "pounding" I took on and off. Maybe I caught it and the VAX fighting it off. I almost prefer to get it when still relatively younger to build up some natural antibodies as well. Been trying to get tested but is more difficult to find a place now other than thru my Dr.
Went to Tijuana with Insolent on Monday, had the car fixed, hang out in HK watching strip show a couple hours. Did not get CoVid, but I did not pop 3 girls and get them groaning, huffing, puffing on my face. Also may be 2 shots of vaccines helped. Got the third Moderna shot early at Von's pharmacy last Saturday. Just walk in, done in 15 minutes; they did not ask for justification. While I was there they also suggested a flu shot for $89. Don't know how much they billed insurance for the Moderna shot. I am shot full of holes like a slice of Swiss cheese hehe.
He got 2 shots but still got infected. Glad his symptoms were not severe, but got me worried because CoVid may be more severe with me. It may eat away my lungs or my dick may fall off. If I die nobody will keep rude, stupid guys from harassing and abusing the bros from reporting intels and expressing their views in sex forums. I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.Yeah, I am waiting for my 6 months to hit before I get my 3rd shot too. Anyways, chances of going to the hospital after getting only a double vaccination is supposed to be a million to one. If you die, I will hold a double funeral for you and invite all your chicas. Then film up their skirts and hope they're not wearing underwear.
Over there LDW and flights back in forth from TX. In HK and had 4 chicas over LDW. That Sunday I stayed back to "regenerate" or else I burn out the rest of my trip. Espec. Since I had 3 sessions that first day.
On Sunday in San Diego felt like I had a fever but I didn't. Bought a thermometer and kept checking all weekend and when I retuned to TX. Good normal temps. Then seems like has taken longer to recover from the flight and "pounding" I took on and off. Maybe I caught it and the VAX fighting it off. I almost prefer to get it when still relatively younger to build up some natural antibodies as well. Been trying to get tested but is more difficult to find a place now other than thru my Dr.Could be just a cold or flu also. I caught a summer cold in the middle of July or so and took 3 weeks to stop coughing. Took the Covid test twice just to be sure.
There are two iconic beggars in the Zona Norte. There is an old lady that speaks pretty good English. I think she's been on youtube a couple of times. She is normal.
Then there is a cripple with crutches and a giant cast on his right leg. Dude chased me a little last time when I didn't give him money. Kind of a dick attitude. Felt sorry for him, but soon wore off as I recalled that he had the same cast on for the last 5 years or so. I was really tempted to test him and take his crutches. But I didn't want to start an angry Mexican riot against the mean chinos.
Baxter Slade
09-18-21, 02:32
There are two iconic beggars in the Zona Norte. There is an old lady that speaks pretty good English. I think she's been on youtube a couple of times. She is normal.
Then there is a cripple with crutches and a giant cast on his right leg. Dude chased me a little last time when I didn't give him money. Kind of a dick attitude. Felt sorry for him, but soon wore off as I recalled that he had the same cast on for the last 5 years or so. I was really tempted to test him and take his crutches. But I didn't want to start an angry Mexican riot against the mean chinos.The old lady you speak of is Yolanda. She hits everyone up for a dollar. Her best line if you don't tip her " if I was pretty you would give me a dollar. ".
Not sure who the guy with the cast is, probably seen him but if he chased me then I would remember him.
And then there is stoney tony if a gap tooth English speaking dude approaches you and offers to be your guide that's probably him.
I see this other crazy that always 2 or 3 dogs and begs for money. She has been around for years.
There are two iconic beggars in the Zona Norte. There is an old lady that speaks pretty good English. I think she's been on youtube a couple of times. She is normal.
Then there is a cripple with crutches and a giant cast on his right leg. Dude chased me a little last time when I didn't give him money. Kind of a dick attitude. Felt sorry for him, but soon wore off as I recalled that he had the same cast on for the last 5 years or so. I was really tempted to test him and take his crutches. But I didn't want to start an angry Mexican riot against the mean chinos.
PokerLover11
09-18-21, 06:21
Well after having a great time with 3 girls last Monday began to feel weak with a headache on Thursday. By Friday my forehead was hot but woke up Saturday feeling much better with the exception of losing my voice. Felt better each day and feel fine now but got tested at work Tuesday the 14th and it came back positive. I spent some time in HK as well sitting down but I'm pretty sure I caught it from one of the girls. Just a heads up for anyone going doing there. I am double vaccinated too with the Pfizer shot which may have been the reason for minimal symptoms.
Stay safe.
Insolent.I have been to The Zona almost every week since Jan 2020, started taking Ivermectin March 2020, I had a little heads up, anyway I average 3 chicas per trip 88 weeks minus about 10 so 78 x3 is about 234 sessions with over 100 different girls mostly BBFS, DATY no damn covid for me, a Provence of 240 million people in India Uttar Pradesh just announced they are covid free after switching from the vaccine to Ivermectin.
Yeah, I am waiting for my 6 months to hit before I get my 3rd shot too. Anyways, chances of going to the hospital after getting only a double vaccination is supposed to be a million to one. If you die, I will hold a double funeral for you and invite all your chicas. Then film up their skirts and hope they're not wearing underwear.Thanks for Von's Covid shot TIP. I am going to get another for a booster and I don't want to go to CVS where I got my others.
Funny comment about a double funeral. I have some special instructions for a buddy when I pass away to throw a party and hire a specific band I love etc. It would be sooooo funny to also hire a bunch of strippers to attend and flirt with all the guys and girls attending!
G.
I see this other crazy that always 2 or 3 dogs and begs for money. She has been around for years.There one old hag that always interrupts my groove in Azul, the old bag always bothers me to buy some of her cheap chewing gum LOL. I am a sucker and always give her a dollar.
Went to Tijuana with Insolent on Monday, had the car fixed, hang out in HK watching strip show a couple hours. Did not get CoVid, but I did not pop 3 girls and get them groaning, huffing, puffing on my face. Also may be 2 shots of vaccines helped. Got the third Moderna shot early at Von's pharmacy last Saturday. Just walk in, done in 15 minutes; they did not ask for justification. While I was there they also suggested a flu shot for $89. Don't know how much they billed insurance for the Moderna shot. I am shot full of holes like a slice of Swiss cheese hehe.
He got 2 shots but still got infected. Glad his symptoms were not severe, but got me worried because CoVid may be more severe with me. It may eat away my lungs or my dick may fall off. If I die nobody will keep rude, stupid guys from harassing and abusing the bros from reporting intels and expressing their views in sex forums. I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.I don't want you to die Captain, your stories are why I even log into this site. I got covid last September from a visit to the zona. It sucked I was fucked up for 8 weeks. 6 days in the hospital and on oxygen. Well luckily I survived and got my 2 doses of the Pfizer Vaccine and haven't been sick since thank god.
PokerLover11
09-18-21, 16:09
Thanks for Von's Covid shot TIP. I am going to get another for a booster and I don't want to go to CVS where I got my others.
Funny comment about a double funeral. I have some special instructions for a buddy when I pass away to throw a party and hire a specific band I love etc. It would be sooooo funny to also hire a bunch of strippers to attend and flirt with all the guys and girls attending!
G.The FDA just denied approval of the booster shots in a meeting held yesterday you can watch the entire 8 hrs on YouTube very informative, at the 4:21:57 mark they said that there have been 150 K vaccine related deaths worldwide.
The booster is recommended for people 65 years and older & in high risk categories. Will check & see if I can get one.
FDA booster qualifications "Roughly 7 million American adults are classified as immune-compromised, but the FDA singled out transplant recipients and others with similar levels of immune suppression. The FDA didn't spell out exactly who falls into those other categories, but in new guidance to doctors issued Friday, the CDC listed several categories of people who could qualify, including people with advanced or untreated HIV infections and those with cancers who are receiving certain chemotherapies."
(https://abc7chicago.com/cvs-pharmacy-walgreens-third-covid19-vaccine-dose-booster-shots/10951365/ )
Thanks for Von's Covid shot TIP. I am going to get another for a booster and I don't want to go to CVS where I got my others.
Funny comment about a double funeral. I have some special instructions for a buddy when I pass away to throw a party and hire a specific band I love etc. It would be sooooo funny to also hire a bunch of strippers to attend and flirt with all the guys and girls attending!
G.
Captain Solo
09-18-21, 18:03
Jackie,
Thanks for your generous funeral offer.
If you sneak cameras up chicas' skirts, you will have a big artsy photo album full of bald camel-toe hills, giant creeks and ravines, some even look like the Grand Canyon, or big jungles overgrown with tall, black, spiky elephant grass hehe.
I have been to The Zona almost every week since Jan 2020, started taking Ivermectin March 2020, I had a little heads up, anyway I average 3 chicas per trip 88 weeks minus about 10 so 78 x3 is about 234 sessions with over 100 different girls mostly BBFS, DATY no damn covid for me, a Provence of 240 million people in India Uttar Pradesh just announced they are covid free after switching from the vaccine to Ivermectin.I'm glad you've survived, despite such risky behavior.
But that Ivermectin thing is utter nonsense. I googled it, and NO credible source is reporting it. OTOH, https://health.clevelandclinic.org/why-you-shouldnt-take-animal-ivermectin-for-covid-19/.
Dcrist0527
09-18-21, 19:14
I have been to The Zona almost every week since Jan 2020, started taking Ivermectin March 2020, I had a little heads up, anyway I average 3 chicas per trip 88 weeks minus about 10 so 78 x3 is about 234 sessions with over 100 different girls mostly BBFS, DATY no damn covid for me, a Provence of 240 million people in India Uttar Pradesh just announced they are covid free after switching from the vaccine to Ivermectin.I have been very skeptical of the Ivermectin approach. That study in India is very interesting. I am growing much more skeptical of the vaccine effectiveness. I have both natural and vaccine immunity. But there is significant evidence to be very pessimistic about the vaccine's effectiveness in stopping or even slowing transmission. See Israel. Their population is vaccinated at approximately 84%. They are now talking about a 4th shot. Safe to say they are well ahead of most nations in vaccinating. But simultaneously, their new cases have never been higher. If that doesn't prove that this is something we'll have to live with, then we're just being foolish.
I think the vaccine is a good thing. It'll likely keep you from experiencing serious effects or death. But I think we need to be honest about its limitations.
PokerLover11
09-18-21, 19:56
I'm glad you've survived, despite such risky behavior.
But that Ivermectin thing is utter nonsense. I googled it, and NO credible source is reporting it. OTOH, https://health.clevelandclinic.org/why-you-shouldnt-take-animal-ivermectin-for-covid-19/.In the title of your link it says animal Ivermectin, Ivermectin won the Nobel prize for use in humans in 2015 that report you are citing is misleading. There are only three products that ionize zinc so that it can get into your cell if you have zinc in your cells and come in contact with covid it will be killed immediately, the other two products are quercetin and hydroxychloroquine. The second largest country in the world India is not credible?
CoVid may be more severe with me. It may eat away my lungs or my dick may fall off. If I die nobody will keep rude, stupid guys from harassing and abusing the bros from reporting intels and expressing their views in sex forums. I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.If you got Covid I hope you recover soon and fully Captain.
I hope that no one wishes you to die. That would be very mean.
This forum is a fun place and there is no reason to have such deep animosity against anyone in this forum.
MacNCheeze
09-19-21, 06:52
I have been to The Zona almost every week since Jan 2020, started taking Ivermectin March 2020I'm a health professional, and the misinformation here is ridiculous. The only credible study showing any benefit of ivermectin was done in a petri dish and required 100 x the level you can safely get in the human body. The American Medical Association strongly opposes the use of ivermectin for covid. Please get your vaccinations and stop pushing meds that have proven to be ineffective.
Captain Solo
09-19-21, 18:54
Rambo,
Glad to hear from you. Thanks for your good wish. I am alive and well. Hope the bros are all good! I went to La Zona just about every week during and after the shutdown, breathing in the most, warm air in speakeasies, sucking tongues, licking clits, milking tits but did not pick up CoVid. It's a small sample, but among the bros I know frequenting La Zona, about 20% got infected before and after vaccines. All had mild symptoms and got over it quickly, except CB Joe who was close to getting his burial at sea by a bunch of hoes out of Subic bay hehe.
This forum is for exchanging info, current intels and finding wingmen on the road. I have good times with the bros except only a few jealous, mean-spirited, uneducated, narrow-minded, stupid, ignorant guys who have little understanding of human and the world, no sense of humor, no regards for other bros, but want everyone to think, express, act the same ways like street guys. I just ignore them.
Hope you will soon have fun, happy time everyday in La Zona and the beaches of California with nice, clean, young beautiful babes in tiny bikinis hanging out in sunny, warm weather on Pacific Beach or baring all on Black Beach.
I am drooling at the prospects of this good life hehe.
I'm a health professional, and the misinformation here is ridiculous. The only credible study showing any benefit of ivermectin was done in a petri dish and required 100 x the level you can safely get in the human body. The American Medical Association strongly opposes the use of ivermectin for covid. Please get your vaccinations and stop pushing meds that have proven to be ineffective.Compassion fatigue is where you are at. Me too. At this point, I don't give a fuck about unvaccinated people anymore, and especially the anti-vacc. Just let them die. Whenever I hear another moron radio anti-vacc die, I do a little happy dance.
Just fucking die so that the rest of us can live.
There one old hag that always interrupts my groove in Azul, the old bag always bothers me to buy some of her cheap chewing gum LOL. I am a sucker and always give her a dollar.I think that is the short woman that is kind of nutty, no teeth and always walking her Chihuahua doggy. One time I declined to buy gum from her and she gave me a shot to the kidney with her forearm. Luckily she only weighs about 75 pounds. She tends to dress her dog up in all sorts of costumes. Being dog friendly, I do try to buy some gum off of her. And it helps keep her from hitting me.
PokerLover11
09-19-21, 21:38
I'm a health professional, and the misinformation here is ridiculous. The only credible study showing any benefit of ivermectin was done in a petri dish and required 100 x the level you can safely get in the human body. The American Medical Association strongly opposes the use of ivermectin for covid. Please get your vaccinations and stop pushing meds that have proven to be ineffective.The FDA just denied approval of the booster shots in a live streamed 8 HR meeting, part of the report stated that there have been 150,000 vaccine related deaths and millions of adverse reactions.
Sorry but a health professional is not a scientist and mostly follow protocol to collect a check, my money is on my cousin who is one of the top nuclear scientists in the world.
Captain Solo
09-19-21, 22:06
Vacc people should be given top priority if they get infected.
Unvacc people will die anyway so just leave them out in the parking lot and give them a ventilator hooked up to a school bus tail pipe so they can get high.
Compassion fatigue is where you are at. Me too. At this point, I don't give a fuck about unvaccinated people anymore, and especially the anti-vacc. Just let them die. Whenever I hear another moron radio anti-vacc die, I do a little happy dance.
Just fucking die so that the rest of us can live.
Dcrist0527
09-19-21, 22:33
Compassion fatigue is where you are at. Me too. At this point, I don't give a fuck about unvaccinated people anymore, and especially the anti-vacc. Just let them die. Whenever I hear another moron radio anti-vacc die, I do a little happy dance.
Just fucking die so that the rest of us can live.Damn, Jackie. I thought I was cold-hearted. LOL I tend to agree with you. I don't celebrate but we all need to take responsibility for our decisions. To be clear, I understand hesitancy. I am vaxxed. But I also know there is some risk to taking a vaccine with no long term testing.
Where I disagree is that we will get back to normal when the unvaxxed 'go away'. There is ample evidence at this point that this vaccine isn't the endgame we were told it was. I think it is past time we challenge what the "medical professionals" have told us for two years. When they aren't contradicting themselves, they're just incorrect. If we just follow their advice unchecked, well, we get what we have. No real end in sight. And then we have politicians telling us it's a pandemic of the unvaxxed. Tell that to Israel. But, believe what you want to believe; it'll lead to endless frustration.
He could have gotten it from a person you never saw. Maybe he was not infectious until after you two separated. Maybe you just have a strong immune system. You were going to the Zona last winter bro. I did not go to Mexico during that time and would think three times before leaving the house.
Went to Tijuana with Insolent on Monday, had the car fixed, hang out in HK watching strip show a couple hours. Did not get CoVid, but I did not pop 3 girls and get them groaning, huffing, puffing on my face. Also may be 2 shots of vaccines helped. Got the third Moderna shot early at Von's pharmacy last Saturday. Just walk in, done in 15 minutes; they did not ask for justification. While I was there they also suggested a flu shot for $89. Don't know how much they billed insurance for the Moderna shot. I am shot full of holes like a slice of Swiss cheese hehe.
He got 2 shots but still got infected. Glad his symptoms were not severe, but got me worried because CoVid may be more severe with me. It may eat away my lungs or my dick may fall off. If I die nobody will keep rude, stupid guys from harassing and abusing the bros from reporting intels and expressing their views in sex forums. I know a few assholes already got on their knees and started praying fervently for El Capitan's quick demise hehe.
I'm a health professional, and the misinformation here is ridiculous. The only credible study showing any benefit of ivermectin was done in a petri dish and required 100 x the level you can safely get in the human body. The American Medical Association strongly opposes the use of ivermectin for covid. Please get your vaccinations and stop pushing meds that have proven to be ineffective.So there are currently 64 studies and you saying 63 are not credible? 64 studies, 45 peer reviewed and 32 random controlled.
The countries who have used Ivermectin and since have reduces their deaths and hospitalizations do not count? India, Peru, Mexico, multiple African / South American / Central American countries. How about the fact that the parts of Africa that commonly use ivermectin on a regular basis because they need the anti-parasite drug (what it won the Nobel Prize for) have much lower death and hospital rates than the rest of Africa.
There is so much evidence for Ivermectin at this point people should really be wondering why mainstream media wants to only describe it as a horse dewormer and not even acknowledge its Nobel Prize winning use in humans.
You also may want to question why google and duckduckgo have complete different search results for the same ivermectin phrases. Why are people on youtube penalized 25% revenue for even talking about the 64 studies done.
India has taken legal action against the WHO person who is spreading anti-ivermectin information as it is costing lives. That person is facing life in prison for spreading anti-ivermectin misinformation.
To the people listening to the whole story the question is why are so many against ivermectin because it has been proven in many studies and more importantly. In REAL LIFE. That it is effective.
There are cases everywhere we do not know about. At work I was notified of one direct exposure. That person was off work for a while but was ok. Two people who went to the hospital from covid at work also exposed me. I never got notified. The public health system never notified me of any of the exposures.
A Tropical Club girl even notified me she tested positive for Covid. She went home but was ok after she got Ivermectin from the Mexican system. She was pretty sure she did not have it while her and I were doing our thing but she told me anyways. Like a lot of Mexicans she still does not have access to the vaccine. I think Mexico is still under 40% vaccinated.
Most of my known exposures happened before I was vaccinated.
Covid is just a new reality we need to deal with.
There must be lots of CoVid infection and deaths in La Zona that we don't know about. 8 weeks hospital with 6 days on oxygen is a serious case. You are lucky you are still alive and your dick did not fall off hehe.
If you got Covid I hope you recover soon.
I hope that no one wishes you to die. That would be very mean.
This forum is a fun place and there is no reason to have such deep animosity against anyone in this forum.I honestly believe nobody wants any one to die from this damn thing.
Lately, we are becoming more aware of the risks of traveling and in our community, providing information and support would be more welcoming.
Captain Solo
09-20-21, 02:00
Vacc people should be given top priority if they get infected.
Unvacc people will die anyway so just leave them out in the parking lot and give them a ventilator hooked up to a school bus tail pipe so they can get high.
PokerLover11
09-20-21, 02:05
So there are currently 64 studies and you saying 63 are not credible? 64 studies, 45 peer reviewed and 32 random controlled.
The countries who have used Ivermectin and since have reduces their deaths and hospitalizations do not count? India, Peru, Mexico, multiple African / South American / Central American countries. How about the fact that the parts of Africa that commonly use ivermectin on a regular basis because they need the anti-parasite drug (what it won the Nobel Prize for) have much lower death and hospital rates than the rest of Africa.
There is so much evidence for Ivermectin at this point people should really be wondering why mainstream media wants to only describe it as a horse dewormer and not even acknowledge its Nobel Prize winning use in humans.
You also may want to question why google and duckduckgo have complete different search results for the same ivermectin phrases. Why are people on youtube penalized 25% revenue for even talking about the 64 studies done.
India has taken legal action against the WHO person who is spreading anti-ivermectin information as it is costing lives. That person is facing life in prison for spreading anti-ivermectin misinformation.
To the people listening to the whole story the question is why are so many against ivermectin because it has been proven in many studies and more importantly. In REAL LIFE. That it is effective.Excellent work Hadez, Uttar Pradesh a Provence in India with 240 million people just announced they are covid free because of Ivermectin.
In the title of your link it says animal Ivermectin, Ivermectin won the Nobel prize for use in humans in 2015 that report you are citing is misleading. There are only three products that ionize zinc so that it can get into your cell if you have zinc in your cells and come in contact with covid it will be killed immediately, the other two products are quercetin and hydroxychloroquine. The second largest country in the world India is not credible?Dude, you keep posting claims that Google won't back up. How about posting a link or two to credible sources. I'm tired of trying to fact-check posts that are short on facts.
Here's a serious discussion from a respected source, of the ubiquitous bull crap about COVID.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-myths/art-20485720
Compassion fatigue is where you are at. Me too. At this point, I don't give a fuck about unvaccinated people anymore, and especially the anti-vacc. Just let them die. Whenever I hear another moron radio anti-vacc die, I do a little happy dance.
Just fucking die so that the rest of us can live.You have vocalized what may people are starting to feel.
Compassion fatigue. Tired to hear about unvaccinated people crowding hospitals. Most of us have no sympathy for unvaccinated COVID-19 patients in the US. Because they had plenty of chances and even bribes to get the vaccine.
I still have compassion for people in the developing world where they don't have access to vaccine.
Vacc people should be given top priority if they get infected.
Unvacc people will die anyway so just leave them out in the parking lot and give them a ventilator hooked up to a school bus tail pipe so they can get high.Your post makes me guess you are not too sick with Covid. You seem to be fully on.
Here's a serious discussion from a respected source, of the ubiquitous bull crap about COVID.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-myths/art-20485720Great Post! I would also include the NIH.
Dcrist0527
09-20-21, 13:06
Here's a serious discussion from a respected source, of the ubiquitous bull crap about COVID.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-myths/art-20485720Here's a story regarding India's success.
https://newsrescue.com/the-undeniable-ivermectin-miracle-indias-240m-populated-largest-state-uttar-pradesh-horowitz/
Bigger picture: the problem is two-fold.
We have google and social media that are manipulating what we see. I don't care if it's Ivermectin, politics, weather, or any topic. That is a significant and scary fact. They have historically been a trusted resource. Now, they deliver what THEY choose to deliver. They readily admit to this and when they are called out on it, they blame algorithms. This is every bit as big of an issue as state-run media in communist countries.
The other issue is that we, as a general population do not challenge what we hear. We do not think for ourselves. I understand trying to trust the "experts". But the experts have had two years to figure this out. And we're absolutely no better off than we were 12 or 18 months ago. So what happens? Our experts look to blame someone. It's the unvaccinated's fault. And many buy that line while not looking at real data and real results.
Just try to find the number of breakthrough cases that are out there. It can be done. But google and our "experts" make it difficult. If that's not enough, compare the initial vaccine efficacy studies to reality. Compare the longevity projections to reality. Literally, nothing our "experts" say comes to fruition. But we keep following them. We keep them in high regard. Why? Because reality is scary. They provide hope. False hope, but hope.
And as evidenced by this thread and this topic, it is to the point where google, social media and most mainstream media say the "horse drug" is bad. And we believe it. We let it go unchallenged, despite a lot of evidence that google won't provide.
I'm not trying to criticize anyone individually. I don't take ivermectin. Not sure if I ever would. But I'm learning about it. And that's my hope. We will all be better off if we're more informed, not just shooting down other ideas that aren't google or Fauci ideas.
MacNCheeze
09-20-21, 16:28
So there are currently 64 studies and you saying 63 are not credible? 64 studies, 45 peer reviewed and 32 random controlled.
The countries who have used Ivermectin and since have reduces their deaths and hospitalizations do not count? India, Peru, Mexico, multiple African / South American / Central American countries...
There is so much evidence for Ivermectin at this point people should really be wondering why mainstream media wants to only describe it as a horse dewormer and not even acknowledge its Nobel Prize winning use in humans. Whenever these so called studies go through any vetting, they simply don't hold up. It doesn't matter how many articles you've written if they're dubious. They keep getting debunked one after another for data manipulation, bias, and questionable scientific methods.
And let's trust all the third world countries and their numbers because there's no way they would lie about how well they're fighting off a pandemic.
It's insane how people have been brainwashed to think there's such a huge conspiracy against them. The reason why nobody credible is pushing ivermectin / hydroxychloroquine / bleach / etc is because there's evidence it doesn't work. The only conspiracy happening is the army of disinformation trying to sow dissent among the uneducated against the government and actual experts. Yes, ivermectin is a great drug FOR PARASITES, so they deserve the Nobel Prize for that. But this is not a pandemic of elephantiasis we're talking about.
There's no big money pushing the vaccine agenda, it's just god damn public health. You think Pfizer and Moderna have more sway than the world's governments and all of the companies losing money everyday because of the pandemic? You don't think if there was a true miracle cure, it wouldn't already be widely pushed to get rid of this damn thing? Keep drinking that Kool Aid.
MacNCheeze
09-20-21, 17:57
Here's a story regarding India's success.
https://newsrescue.com/the-undeniable-ivermectin-miracle-indias-240m-populated-largest-state-uttar-pradesh-horowitz/
Literally, nothing our "experts" say comes to fruition. But we keep following them. We keep them in high regard. Why? Because reality is scary. They provide hope. False hope, but hope.Newsrescue is a questionable source to begin with. Look further on that site, and they're arguing ivermectin will also cure your cancer, MS, and HIV. And what they don't mention is that Uttar Pradesh also has a high vaccination rate relative to the rest of India.
https://m.timesofindia.com/city/lucknow/highest-in-india-ups-vax-rate-ahead-of-us-russia-mohfw/amp_articleshow/86129801.cms
Also, the experts are working on information in real time. Yes, things can change week by week. The vaccine efficacy rate has lowered slightly because of mutations. Booster recommendations change based on data. Mask recommendations changed based on supply and risk data. Just because they can't give you absolutes during an unprecedented pandemic doesn't mean they aren't giving you the best information they have at that time.
It's good to question things, but that goes for both sides.
LuvMexicanas
09-20-21, 18:25
Compassion fatigue is where you are at. Me too. At this point, I don't give a fuck about unvaccinated people anymore, and especially the anti-vacc. Just let them die. Whenever I hear another moron radio anti-vacc die, I do a little happy dance.
Just fucking die so that the rest of us can live.My primary focus is the next set of pretty lips that will wrap around my verga. I am a hardcore monger so that is my mission and I block the other shit our. Monger on!
Dcrist0527
09-20-21, 20:09
There's no big money pushing the vaccine agendaPlease, for the love of God, tell me you missed the sarcasm button. Discount studies you don't like all you want. But for God's sake, please tell me you aren't that naive.
Dcrist0527
09-20-21, 20:22
Newsrescue is a questionable source to begin with. Look further on that site, and they're arguing ivermectin will also cure your cancer, MS, and HIV. And what they don't mention is that Uttar Pradesh also has a high vaccination rate relative to the rest of India.
https://m.timesofindia.com/city/lucknow/highest-in-india-ups-vax-rate-ahead-of-us-russia-mohfw/amp_articleshow/86129801.cms
Also, the experts are working on information in real time. Yes, things can change week by week. The vaccine efficacy rate has lowered slightly because of mutations. Booster recommendations change based on data. Mask recommendations changed based on supply and risk data. Just because they can't give you absolutes during an unprecedented pandemic doesn't mean they aren't giving you the best information they have at that time.
It's good to question things, but that goes for both sides.As I said, I'm not sold on Ivermectin. I would strongly disagree with your moving target argument. It's simple science, really. When they develop a product and say it's 95% effective, they state that as fact. When that doesn't happen, well, they were just wrong. They are not adjusting a prediction; they are simply collecting data. Reality did not match their predictions. Is it that simple? No. And you're right, circumstances change. My larger point is that MUCH of the general public does not consider reality. They let a Fauci go unchecked.
What I strongly believe is that we'll be living with this to some extent for years, if not decades or longer. To me, we're at the point where we need to assess our own risk profiles and be responsible for our decisions. I take GREAT exception to the misleading statistics pushed by the CDC and other government agencies. They speak to being 8 times less likely to contract COVID with the vaccine. That is idiot math. There are millions of variables that make that statement nothing but a misleading lie. Buried in their reporting is the fact that over 20% of new cases are breakthrough cases. I understand they are "selling" the vaccine. But they owe us clarity and truth. That is NOT what our health "experts" are providing.
Dcrist0527
09-20-21, 20:46
Newsrescue is a questionable source to begin with. Look further on that site, and they're arguing ivermectin will also cure your cancer, MS, and HIV. And what they don't mention is that Uttar Pradesh also has a high vaccination rate relative to the rest of India.
https://m.timesofindia.com/city/lucknow/highest-in-india-ups-vax-rate-ahead-of-us-russia-mohfw/amp_articleshow/86129801.cms
Also, the experts are working on information in real time. Yes, things can change week by week. The vaccine efficacy rate has lowered slightly because of mutations. Booster recommendations change based on data. Mask recommendations changed based on supply and risk data. Just because they can't give you absolutes during an unprecedented pandemic doesn't mean they aren't giving you the best information they have at that time.
It's good to question things, but that goes for both sides.One more anecdotal message. Look up Goa, India. Now, you'll tell me their vaccination rates are fantastic, and I would agree. But look at the timing. Goa's peak of new cases was May 10-11. On May 10, the Goa government embraced Ivermectin, in fact recommending taking 5 tablets, of 3 MG each. And almost overnight, their cases dropped precipitously. As I said, it is anecdotal. And I would not claim Ivermectin alone delivered those results. But I absolutely will say that the timing should be extremely interesting, particularly when you see that the great successes they've had with vaccinations are well after the new cases dropped by over 500%.
I'm not an Ivermectin salesman. (Though, if you are reading this, Merck, call me for a resume. LOL) But, again, my only hope is that we, as a population, think for ourselves. Don't blindly accept what the experts tell us as fact. The more we know, the better off we'll be.
Member #4730
09-20-21, 22:43
My primary focus is the next set of pretty lips that will wrap around my verga. I am a hardcore monger so that is my mission and I block the other shit our. Monger on!Exactly, isn't this an international mongering board? We should outlaw obesity while we're at it and haul them off to the slaughter house because they have no self control over what they put into their mouths. Everybody lives their life differently. Live and let live. Rock out with your cock out.
isn't this an international mongering board?Yes, but this is the Stupid Shit forum.
And, of course, one man's stupid shit can easily be another man's even stupider shit!
Compassion fatigue. Tired to hear about unvaccinated people crowding hospitals. Most of us have no sympathy for unvaccinated COVID-19 patients in the US. Because they had plenty of chances and even bribes to get the vaccine.I have a lot of sympathy for the overworked health care workers who are up to their neck in the shit caused by the unvaccinated.
Here's a story regarding India's success.
https://newsrescue.com/the-undeniable-ivermectin-miracle-indias-240m-populated-largest-state-uttar-pradesh-horowitz/
NewsRescue is right-biased and unreliable.
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/news-rescue/
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