Tijuana erotic massage parlors

[John Clayton]

Last night, I went to Massages Cheaters on Flores Magon between Revolucion and Constitucion. I'd say 100% avoid. I understand that most of the massage parlors around downtown are strictly legit, but this place is basically a *****house with a massage front. (Also, it has a bar attached; although, I can't imagine ever having a drink there.) Place is owned and run by some smarmy, fair skinned padrote, staffed by cute enough, but too fat for me, girls who obviously couldn't get jobs as dancers. Anyhow, the padrote says $40 US for the massage. I said I didn't have dollars (a lie) so he agreed to $720 MXN. The fattish "Karine" took me upstairs to a decent enough room, rubbed a little cream on me while I quizzed her on pricing. Basically, $80 for sex (and I had just paid $80 for a fabulous hour with a hot sexy teen in my hotel room three hours before), which I thought was too much, so I said what about a BJ or a HJ? That was going to be $50 . With condom. I asked HJ with a condom? Well, even I would never ever agree to that, so I gave her $200 MXN for essentially nothing. All told, a total total waste of time and money. Never again!

Just to confirm, I stopped in for a look at a smaller erotic massage parlor across the street (next to Revolucion) from Hotel Ticuan (where I stayed). It was the same set up and pricing. Not tempting.

[BackSeatBoy02]

Last night, I went to Massages Cheaters on Flores Magon between Revolucion and Constitucion. I'd say 100% avoid. I understand that most of the massage parlors around downtown are strictly legit, but this place is basically a *****house with a massage front. (Also, it has a bar attached; although, I can't imagine ever having a drink there.) Place is owned and run by some smarmy, fair skinned padrote, staffed by cute enough, but too fat for me, girls who obviously couldn't get jobs as dancers. Anyhow, the padrote says $40 US for the massage. I said I didn't have dollars (a lie) so he agreed to $720 MXN. The fattish "Karine" took me upstairs to a decent enough room, rubbed a little cream on me while I quizzed her on pricing. Basically, $80 for sex (and I had just paid $80 for a fabulous hour with a hot sexy teen in my hotel room three hours before), which I thought was too much, so I said what about a BJ or a HJ? That was going to be $50 . With condom. I asked HJ with a condom? Well, even I would never ever agree to that, so I gave her $200 MXN for essentially nothing. All told, a total total waste of time and money. Never again!

Just to confirm, I stopped in for a look at a smaller erotic massage parlor across the street (next to Revolucion) from Hotel Ticuan (where I stayed). It was the same set up and pricing. Not tempting.Hey John,

Thanks for the information. I too like the occasional erotic massage and have found a good spot here in Tijuana. It is not by any means a value option. It is actually pretty expensive, but the service is wonderful. New Body Elite Spa offers a $160 dollar package that includes a 40 min therapeutic massage, which is done by a professional, an 30 minutes with a girl of your choosing. The girls are not bad at all. I would put them at least at 7's and they do include all services (covered). Afterwards you can get a haircut or spend time in the sauna. While there you get a robe and lock your valuables up in a locker room where you hold the key. I have been here at least 4 times and never any issues.

Again, its hard to argue the cost savings of escorts, but this is kind of like the ultimate spa day for men, where you get to bang a hot chick either before or after a relaxing massage. You can also spend more and get an hour with the girl, and a Jacuzzi room.

Good luck!

[Dcrist0527]

Hey John,

Thanks for the information. I too like the occasional erotic massage and have found a good spot here in Tijuana. It is not by any means a value option. It is actually pretty expensive, but the service is wonderful. New Body Elite Spa offers a $160 dollar package that includes a 40 min therapeutic massage, which is done by a professional, an 30 minutes with a girl of your choosing. The girls are not bad at all. I would put them at least at 7's and they do include all services (covered). Afterwards you can get a haircut or spend time in the sauna. While there you get a robe and lock your valuables up in a locker room where you hold the key. I have been here at least 4 times and never any issues.

Again, its hard to argue the cost savings of escorts, but this is kind of like the ultimate spa day for men, where you get to bang a hot chick either before or after a relaxing massage. You can also spend more and get an hour with the girl, and a Jacuzzi room.

Good luck!Thanks for sharing. I have almost pulled the trigger on that place many times. I am always looking for a good massage and main event combo. I do enjoy VivaMex for a massage. They do a great job but if you are lucky, he might be an option. But there is certainly no guarantee. And generally, the girls are 5's or 6's (& even lower). Not my proudest moment but I've received HEs there from some way under a 6. But hey, it was relaxing!

I appreciate the confirmation on pricing at NB Elite. I've never been able to get a straight answer from them on pricing.

[Sorento]

Anyone know the going rate at Kalinca?

[WombatEd2]

I google mapped "New Body massage" and came up with two locations with similar names.

There's one on 8th St. , near Martinez, and one on the Rapida, near Blvd Independencia.

Which one are you guys talking about?

[Dcrist0527]

Reviews on this place have been mixed but my curiosity won out recently and I just had to try it. As has been said, it is not cheap. I planned for that ahead. Walked in and the manager or whoever was at the front desk wasn't very friendly at first. She explained the fees and then gave me a tour of the entire place. Looked decent enough so she said I'll bring you the lineup. The lineup consisted of 2 girls. Both attractive. As I was leaving, another customer was choosing from 6 girls. Timing is everything, I suppose.

I was attracted to both girls. A blonde and a dark haired girl. Each early 20's. I think the blonde was slightly more attractive but the smile of the brunette told my gut to go with her. So they left and the manager asked which package I want. I opted for the hour massage and the hour room. Then she asked which girl and I chose the brunette. She looked at me and said 'OK, let me bring her out and make sure she's the one you want. " OK. So she brings her out and this girl seemed surprised I chose her. Odd. But OK. So, the manager says would you like to buy her a bottle of wine (single serving size). OK, because $240 wasn't enough? But I bought it, five bucks. Now, off for the massage.

They take me to the locker room. Lockers where you keep the key. I'm sure it's not the only key but this place felt pretty safe. Showered quickly, put the robe on and went to my masseuse. Can't remember her name but a very pretty blonde. Takes everything off me and lays me down. First half of the massage was pretty average. Back massage was probably below average. Good conversation but not too much, which was perfect. Flips and keeps Jr. Covered. OK. Then it got fun. She never went too far but the teasing was so damn enjoyable. She knew she was driving me crazy. Cost of massage in the end was worth it, IMO. Off to the "room".

Right across the hall from the massage room, I enter the room, which has a bed and shower. I hop in the shower and the soap dispenser doesn't work but at least got some oil off. In walks the brunette. Her name is Cassandra. I'd rate her an 8. She isn't exactly my type but her smile and personality were phenomenal. She came in and showered and laid down next to me. We chatted for at least 30 minutes. She was just fun to be with. We laughed and just had a great time. She asked me why I picked her. She said she was surprised I chose her over the blonde. Wtf? Maybe I really missed out on something special with the blonde. LOL But my gut was right. Cassandra was awesome. Then she says 'they are going to tell us our time is up but I want you. ' She then got on top of me RCG and this girl rocked my world. I lasted maybe 10 minutes. For me, that's premature. LOL. More often than not, I don't finish. But I didn't have a prayer with her. She got up and said that was the best workout her legs ever had.

Highly recommend Cassandra. Leaving the place, the manager just kept looking at me funny. Cassandra and I were just laughing in the hall and the rest of the place was silent. Maybe we were being too loud? I don't care.

Again, not cheap but pricing is up front. I don't regret the cost.

[Jackie888]

Wow Dcrist, that was seriously expensive. I was a vet of the massage scene in LA before they cracked down on it, so erotic massages were crossed off my bucket list a long time ago. For $250, I better get to do a foursome with 3 chicas or I would have had a melt down. Personally I find their general pricing to be a rip off. But thanks for taking one for the team and reporting on it.

[Dcrist0527]

Wow Dcrist, that was seriously expensive. I was a vet of the massage scene in LA before they cracked down on it, so erotic massages were crossed off my bucket list a long time ago. For $250, I better get to do a foursome with 3 chicas or I would have had a melt down. Personally I find their general pricing to be a rip off. But thanks for taking one for the team and reporting on it.A bargain it is not! LOL You can get a great, 1 hour, legit massage for $30 in Tijuana. And say an escort for an hour for $100. So was this place worth dropping another $100? Ehh. This place won me over on the girls' service. Despite the big expense, I walked out pleased. But again, I knew the price going in. Had I been surprised by the price, maybe I'd feel differently. Strange how that works because $250 is $250. But, no, I don't regret it. I did not repeat and have no plans to, though I would love to see Cassandra again.

[Jackie888]

A bargain it is not! LOL You can get a great, 1 hour, legit massage for $30 in Tijuana. And say an escort for an hour for $100. So was this place worth dropping another $100? Ehh. This place won me over on the girls' service. Despite the big expense, I walked out pleased. But again, I knew the price going in. Had I been surprised by the price, maybe I'd feel differently. Strange how that works because $250 is $250. But, no, I don't regret it. I did not repeat and have no plans to, though I would love to see Cassandra again.I think you would be able to arrange it to see her outside of work if you wanted to considering how well you got along.

[SenorTJ]

Anyone know the going rate at Kalinca?I think $35/ hour.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/kalinca-spa-y-podolog%C3%ADa-tijuana

[LovesToSploog]

The escort from Monterrey is new to the game, I think I will be her first outcall. Anyways she just told me that she is working at a massage parlor called Maria Bonita on Calle 8. It's close to las pulgas and she says it's full service. However, she told me you pay for the room and then you pay for service which is like 130 dollars. Not really worth it to me. However she will be seeing me at motel premier tonight at a better rate, just throwing it out there since I've never heard of this one.

[John Clayton]

...Anyways she just told me that she is working at a massage parlor called Maria Bonita on Calle 8. It's close to las pulgas and she says it's full service...It's across the street from Hotel Ticuan, where I normally stay. I stuck my head in there in June during my last visit. It has the same pricing setup as Cheater's (where I had an abysmal experience right after checking out this place). $40 US paid up front to the padrote for an hour (horrible / fake massage) then negotiate for BJ, HJ, FS with the unattractive masseuse. At Cheater's she wouldn't budge from $50 US for a BJ, which had to be with a condom! IMO, avoid all these erotic massage parlors in Tijuana as there are so many better options.

[LovesToSploog]

Good Intel! I wasn't planning on going due to the high price for FS, so overall this is a no recommendation. Best to cut the middleman and get straight to the source.


It's across the street from Hotel Ticuan, where I normally stay. I stuck my head in there in June during my last visit. It has the same pricing setup as Cheater's (where I had an abysmal experience right after checking out this place). $40 US paid up front to the padrote for an hour (horrible / fake massage) then negotiate for BJ, HJ, FS with the unattractive masseuse. At Cheater's she wouldn't budge from $50 US for a BJ, which had to be with a condom! IMO, avoid all these erotic massage parlors in Tijuana as there are so many better options.

[Chator]

Good Intel! I wasn't planning on going due to the high price for FS, so overall this is a no recommendation. Best to cut the middleman and get straight to the source.I think this place has been recently renamed Secretos, the set-up sounds similar. I spoke with one of the girls that interested me to find out what the cost would be for extras and she wanted to charge me $80 for a nude HJ and $150 for FS. This is the same you would pay in the states for similar types of service at American erotic MPs, so I refused and hit the AB.

[LovesToSploog]

Yeah this was an experience, I ended having something with the chick who was working there, good times, bareback everything and would sleep over at her place every weekend. Just kinda slipped out of it though, getting too expensive to be with just one chick. Anyways, never had interest in checking the place out, I saw some of the other chicks who would work there since they were living close to each other. Pretty Venezuelans that were playing Americans, it was funny. Long story short, stay in Zona Norte.


I think this place has been recently renamed Secretos, the set-up sounds similar. I spoke with one of the girls that interested me to find out what the cost would be for extras and she wanted to charge me $80 for a nude HJ and $150 for FS. This is the same you would pay in the states for similar types of service at American erotic MPs, so I refused and hit the AB.

[Dcrist0527]

I've reviewed this place before. It's expensive so not for a bargain hunter. I'll keep it short.

Patricia was the masajista. Pretty lame. Very professional. No teasing whatsoever. And the massage, while enjoyable, was below average. The lineup of girls was very strong. I think they brought out 6 or 7 girls. I would have been pleased with probably 5 of them. Once again, I did not choose the hottest girl. I trusted my gut with my choice. When she said Hi, something told me this girl is good. I was not disappointed! Her name is Dicole. That just cracked me up. (Sound it out) She was phenomenal. This girl was tireless. I typically take a long time to finish and sometimes, I don't. This girl was not going to let that happen. She rode me CG, RCG, and every other way you could think of. Fun girl and would recommend. I'm 3 for 3 there and would not mind repeating with any of those 3. If you get Patricia for the massage, I'd just skip it.

[Duncan216]

Anyone know the going rate at Kalinca?I've had mixed quotes. This one girl wouldn't go fully nude and would do hand jobs for 500 pesos.

This other girl who went full service (covered) said 500 pesos was fine the first time then told me it was normally $50 usd for a handjob and $80 for full service and that I would have to pay that if I wanted any future services. The massage wasn't deep tissue. There was some teasing before she went sin ropa but there wasn't a lot. She was cute but had no curves. I'd repeat for a 500 pesos tip but an $80 tip on top of $35 for an hour or $40 for an hour and a half is way too much for what it is. At that rate, I'd rather just get a bar girl or an escort who knows a little about massage.

[KPlayer]

I posted it in other forums, broadcasting here for more eyes.

During these critical time specially for WGs, I feel I should support one of the girls I met last year in Tijuana. She was particularly nice to me not just in bed but otherwise too. The problem is I deleted all the contact info I had back then. No Whatsapp backup, No other form of interaction history, and to top it all I even forgot her name (burying face in hands).

But I still feel the urge to do something, so I am posting it here to get any idea or may be contact of someone who may have contact of that chica. Here is what I know:

She was working in Maria Bonita MP in May last year. She was short and plump, huge tits. Her name was something like Tia or tinny. I thought of calling Maria Bonita but not sure if that is a good idea.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks brethren,

Kplayer.

[FunMan13]

Your best chance to locate the correct girl is by contacting the MP. Everyone else would be guessing.

Tell the MP that you like her service and wants to repeat. They will tell you if she is still working. If not, forget it. Mexico is a large country.

Funman13.


I posted it in other forums, broadcasting here for more eyes.

During these critical time specially for WGs, I feel I should support one of the girls I met last year in Tijuana. She was particularly nice to me not just in bed but otherwise too. The problem is I deleted all the contact info I had back then. No Whatsapp backup, No other form of interaction history, and to top it all I even forgot her name (burying face in hands).

But I still feel the urge to do something, so I am posting it here to get any idea or may be contact of someone who may have contact of that chica. Here is what I know:

She was working in Maria Bonita MP in May last year. She was short and plump, huge tits. Her name was something like Tia or tinny. I thought of calling Maria Bonita but not sure if that is a good idea.

Any help is appreciated.

Thanks brethren,

Kplayer.

[Dcrist0527]

I seem to be this place's biggest fan. Maybe only fan. LOL I was batting a thousand at this place. But I finally had a subpar experience. Bought my usual. An overpriced package. 1 hour professional massage. 1 hour room with a chica of my choosing with a jacuzzi. So the lady brings out the lineup of two girls. In the past, I've had at least 5 to choose from. The first was a no go for me. I'd generously say a 5. Her body wasn't bad but her face was just not doing it for me. Obviously, I chose the 2nd. Katie. I would say she was attractive. Very nice body, fairly attractive face. I'd say a 7. But something was missing. In the past, I've always chosen the girls there based on their eyes and their smile. Every time, something would jump out at me and let me know this will be a great session. I didn't feel that in this lineup. But, away I went for my hour massage. I did shower there before the massage. If you've never been, it is a fairly nice place. Massage was average at best. Masseuse was Yahdiria. She's a real nice lady. Just a fairly mechanical massage. To be fair, the massages I've had in the past were well above average. So, just a bit of a letdown. Off to the jacuzzi room. Got in and everything was set up. Rinsed off in the shower that was in the room and got in the jacuzzi. I always spend the $20 extra for the jacuzzi. In my experience, you'll get rewarded. Not that I look for or even want it, but I think BBFS is possible, if not likely while you are in there. Katie walks in and made some small talk. We never totally clicked but it was a decent environment. When she got in the jacuzzi, I appreciated her body even more. We fool around, touching each other. She goes in for the kiss and turns last moment, like she was teasing me. She turns around and puts junior right at the entrance to heaven and then just slides, back and forth. Certain if I changed the angle, she'd have gone for it. But not my cup of tea. After a while we move on to the bed. CBJ was decent. It started poorly but once she got into it, things were good. On to a weird RCG, doggy style position. I will be the first to admit that I'm not 12 inch king kong. But this girl is either super loose or just an insane amount of lube. The rest of the hour was spent uneventfully. Small talk. She seems like a nice girl. I would not say she was hardened. Just one of those instances where you just don't click. It wasn't the worst experience I ever had. But the whole visit overall was a letdown. Will I return? Probably. 1 out of 10 experiences was subpar. The others have more than made up for it. As I always say, this is not the most economical place in Tijuana so be prepared to pay a pretty penny. I paid 260 for the two hours.

[Captain Solo]

Dcrist,

I went there before CoVid one afternoon, only one girl was available. She was like a 6 on the HK scale, but she was tense and quiet, business like, no smile, no flirting, no playing, kidding around, no interaction. She just focused on doing her sexy job to get me to pop, so there was no romance, no fun, not much satisfaction. I like to have sex with real girls, cute, warm, fun, spicy, loving, not a sex robot.

In China before Xi Jinping's crack down in 2012 or so, there were saunas in many cities each had dozens young girls for selection. The places were huge 5-star hotels with large, luxury rooms. I picked the hottest young girl. She took me to a luxurious room with a large-screen TV, sauna, fruit, food and drinks delivery ect. She bathed, steamed then pampered me lovingly in the sexiest ways possible. Steam bath and sauna made me feel strong and sexy. Sauna girls are trained to perform close 100 sex acts and are guaranteed to deliver all of them in a session which can be mechanical, lacking of feelings and expressions. Among many positions, this little girl cleaned my culo, spread toothpaste in it then was trying to do a rim job which I disliked. After that, even though I spoke virtually no Chinese, I asked her to just do everything she liked in the sweetest ways, and I was doing the same with her. Her pretty face, beautiful, youthful body plus her sweet smiles, happy babbling, loving kisses, touches, caresses, licks, bites ect got me a raging hard on without any meds. I popped 4 times within 90 minutes.

China's KTV, bars and sauna girls are taught the arts of seduction and sexual satisfaction by experts. I wish Tijuana bars have coaches who can teach their girls hygiene and the arts of making guys fall in love and lust, and make them pop a few times an hour. Would be happy to pay premiums for those kinds of sexy experiences.

Macau still has lots of saunas with reportedly the hottest girl sin all Asia and presumably the best sexual services. Just be careful and don't agree to buy any extra services. A wingman, who speaks decent Chinese, got duped into buying various extras like milk bath ect, ended up costing him about $1,000 at the end of one hour hehe.

[DogLife]

Dcrist,
A wingman, who speaks decent Chinese, got duped into buying various extras like milk bath ect, ended up costing him about $1,000 at the end of one hour hehe.What is the general price though. Without the extras?

[Captain Solo]

Doglife.

I have not been in Macau a few years.

As I recall there was a range from luxury high-end saunas with the most beautiful girls in Asia in the most luxurious rooms, to mid grade, then the bottom of the barrel shabby shacks with old ugly girls and basic boom boom sessions. Prices can vary from $500 down to $100 for the basic first hour. Check the Macau thread.

One of my wingmen lived in Macau for 2 years, went through just about all saunas there, a couple times a week. May be he would pick up on this thread and give us some low downs.

There used to be similarly luxurious saunas across the border in Zhuhai with hot mainland girls. Prices were less than half those in Macau. They may have gone underground after the crack down.

The shark pit in Lisboa hotel's first floor lobby used to have dozens of the hottest girls from all over Asia, walking round and round, giving guys the eyes, picking them up. I did one for about $60 in her room upstairs.

[DogLife]

Doglife.

The shark pit in Lisboa hotel's first floor lobby used to have dozens of the hottest girls from all over Asia, walking round and round, giving guys the eyes, picking them up. I did one for about $60 in her room upstairs.Thanks for the intel Cap! Will check out the Macau forum.

[Georgeee]

Oh, some days I have spent three hours with one amazing escort girl from pander escort service and everything was really cool, I was fully satisfied by her massage as well! By the way, if someone is interested, her name is Gaby and she is so sweet and sexy at the same time. You need to see her photos there as I'm sure that you will love spending your free time with her too.

[Artisttyp]

Oh, some days I have spent three hours with one amazing escort girl from pander escort service and everything was really cool, I was fully satisfied by her massage as well! By the way, if someone is interested, her name is Gaby and she is so sweet and sexy at the same time. You need to see her photos there as I'm sure that you will love spending your free time with her too.Does Pander Escort have a website?

[Phordphan]

Does Pander Escort have a website?pander.info is the site. I seriously am suspicious of some poster coming here and flogging some web site with his first post. Every ad had the same Cancun area phone number, which isn't suspicious at all. All but one of the pix that I checked was stolen off some other site.

Opinion: Another bullshit scam.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Are these places (New Body elite, any others worth maybe checking out?) MSOG? I think 200+ for a massage and an actual hour of sex might be ok once per trip assuming the experience is nice and relaxing but if it's only one pop then it seems probably not worth.

[Dcrist0527]

Are these places (New Body elite, any others worth maybe checking out?) MSOG? I think 200+ for a massage and an actual hour of sex might be ok once per trip assuming the experience is nice and relaxing but if it's only one pop then it seems probably not worth.I can't answer definitively. And I always play by the rule ymmv. I am generally not a MSOG type guy. However, I would say as opposed to bar girls, you will get your full time every time. I've never been rushed out of there. Most often, after my first shot, the girls just hang out, talk, cuddle, etc. I think had I wanted to go again, it might be a possibility. But, if that's a deal breaker for you, I'm not sure I would count on it.

One other variable I haven't mentioned: the line up. I've gone when they've had as many as 10 to choose from and as few as 2. I've always found the one right for me. But I'll be honest, the one visit where I only had a choice from two, well, there was only one viable option. The other girl was probably a 5 and not someone I would have paid for. But generally speaking, I've found 2 or 3 that were very attractive each visit. Lots of 7's and a few 8's. I'm not sure why but the value for me has always been with the connection. Personality-wise, I've found every girl I've been with very enjoyable company.

[Guitarrefreak]

pander.info is the site. I seriously am suspicious of some poster coming here and flogging some web site with his first post. Every ad had the same Cancun area phone number, which isn't suspicious at all. All but one of the pix that I checked was stolen off some other site.

Opinion: Another bullshit scam.Yup, fake pictures all over, definitely on the tijuana page.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

First time trying this.

Pros
+Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
+The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
+The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
+The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D

Cons
-Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
-Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.

[Member #4730]

First time trying this.

Pros
+Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
+The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
+The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
+The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D

Cons
-Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
-Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.So you spent 2 hours with the chica for $260? Seems really pricey as I get legit Thai / deep tissue massages in SoCal for $80 HR. The 1 HR. Of sex was MSOG?

[SmallWeinerGuy]

So you spent 2 hours with the chica for $260? Seems really pricey as I get legit Thai / deep tissue massages in SoCal for $80 HR. The 1 HR. Of sex was MSOG?$260 is the priciest package on the menu. There are more affordable options and I would definitely recommend exploring them as the hour massage was excessive (it was v good just long, do I really need my fingers massaged?) and the jacuzzi room was not worth the upgrade on a hot summer day.

FYI it's not two hours with the girl you pick, it's one hour with an unattractive but professional MP then one hour with the SW of your choosing. There was a lineup of six chicas on a Wednesday morning and would have been happy with 5/6 of them, about the ratio you'd expect at that price point. Re: MSOG she indicated she "doesn't do this with everybody but I just make her so horny" which is obvious bullshit but excites me sexually. Just asking her about MSOG or other preferences before choosing the amount of time. 100% agreed that there are better options for your dollar value but it was my favorite session during my vacation and I'll probably repeat once per trip.

[Member #4730]

$260 is the priciest package on the menu. There are more affordable options and I would definitely recommend exploring them as the hour massage was excessive (it was v good just long, do I really need my fingers massaged?) and the jacuzzi room was not worth the upgrade on a hot summer day.

FYI it's not two hours with the girl you pick, it's one hour with an unattractive but professional MP then one hour with the SW of your choosing. There was a lineup of six chicas on a Wednesday morning and would have been happy with 5/6 of them, about the ratio you'd expect at that price point. Re: MSOG she indicated she "doesn't do this with everybody but I just make her so horny" which is obvious bullshit but excites me sexually. Just asking her about MSOG or other preferences before choosing the amount of time. 100% agreed that there are better options for your dollar value but it was my favorite session during my vacation and I'll probably repeat once per trip.You could make her horny, who knows? I like it when the ladies want to keep going. I recall a regular kept teasing me and after I took a shower and she would be bent over the bed inviting me for more fun. I just laugh inside and go with it and give them what they want and secretly what I want. They already know we are down in Tijuana to empty our sacks. Just despise running into pros and have had good luck after these lock downs. Also happy with 5 out of 6 seems like pretty attractive odds. Thanks again!

[HellBoyX]

Good day to you all gents. I am a Sr. On the USA version of this site. But I wanted to contribute a bit before I ask any questions. Hopefully this helps a bit. As a disclaimer, this report is dated, but is in line with recent reports as well. New Body Elite is a very high end men spa that allows us to fulfill all of our fantasies. Not sure if you all do AMP's elsewhere. But something I always notice is that people really value a girl that can give a good massage and a happy ending. It is rare sometimes but when found they are usually an ATF. I think that's the lure here to New Body, because you do get a good.

[SpeedToys]

First time trying this.

Pros
+Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
+The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
+The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
+The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D

Cons
-Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
-Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution

Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.I'm looking forward to this in a few weeks.

Can you do all but the tipping on a CC?

[HellBoyX]

I'm looking forward to this in a few weeks.

Can you do all but the tipping on a CC?Yes. Last time I was there two years ago you could pay by CC, however they are going to make a copy of your ID and have you sign the copy if you use CC.

[SpeedToys]

Yes. Last time I was there two years ago you could pay by CC, however they are going to make a copy of your ID and have you sign the copy if you use CC.I have no issues with that.

I had a good time there, a great massage, and the gal I picked was head to toe just. Perfect.

But mechanical. Zero sensual extras whatsoever.

[AllanParke]

On my last trip, I arrived in Tijuana prior to my check-in and the hotel was pretty firm on not allowing me to check in early. I decided to spend 1. 5 hours at a restaurant and 2 hours at New Body Elite. I had a good time but I agree with all the others that stated the jacuzzi room isn't worth the additional cost. I think the shorter sessions would be better in the future. It was cool to have different girls for the different activities but the massage was just ok. The girl I picked spoke perfect English to my surprise, I wonder what percentage of girls speak English. We really had a good vibe (at least she made me believe we did) I thought it was cool that they came out in a lineup and allowed you to choose also, some AMP's I've been to only offer 1-2 girls based on availability but their day shift team had about 6 girls. I'd repeat in a similar scenario if I need to kill some time but otherwise, I'm just not sure it makes sense for me.

I am however on the hunt for a decent massage. I'm going to try the place across from Ticuan next, I think it's called Secrets, anyone have any recent info please share.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Thursday morning action 10-11 AM. My trip had bait and switch escorts who were showing up late so I thought massage parlors would be more reliable for my last shot before I had to check out of my hotel.

New Body near Ticuan (NOT New Body Elite near costco): the host speaks good English. 3 chicas on site, beauty is subjective but 0/3 were attractive enough for me to pay for.

Masaje Baby Blue: After striking out at new body, tried this place. Host speaks ok English. 0 girls on site, he said he could call someone in. I went next.

Mermaids: Next to tropical in zona norte. Host speaks good English. 2 girls on site. 1 was ok but went to Hong Kong instead where there were was an abundance of beautiful women.

I'll try afternoons or weekends next trip (or hope someone else will).

[Penetrador]

Thursday morning action 10-11 AM. My trip had bait and switch escorts who were showing up late so I thought massage parlors would be more reliable for my last shot before I had to check out of my hotel.

New Body near Ticuan (NOT New Body Elite near costco): the host speaks good English. 3 chicas on site, beauty is subjective but 0/3 were attractive enough for me to pay for.

Masaje Baby Blue: After striking out at new body, tried this place. Host speaks ok English. 0 girls on site, he said he could call someone in. I went next.

Mermaids: Next to tropical in zona norte. Host speaks good English. 2 girls on site. 1 was ok but went to Hong Kong instead where there were was an abundance of beautiful women.

I'll try afternoons or weekends next trip (or hope someone else will).Did you try Luxor?

[Uncle Al]

New body elite address please and website if they have one thanks.

[WonderWhy]

I usually try to have at least one good therapeutic massage when in Tijuana. Serenity on Revolution is my main standard. Usually I get a 90 minute massage. I have never had extras there. They have a special on Monday and Friday.

Kalinka just south of Zona Norte on Constitution. Not as good a therapeutic as Serenity but the girls want to sell extras up to full intercourse. The massage is $30 for the hour then the girl wants $100 for full sex. To me not worth it when I can get a street girl for under $30 for the sex. I have met a girl that has gone on dates with me from there.

My last trip Serenity was busy so I tried a new one at street level next door to the south. It was OK, but they had a 1 hour special for $20. Part way through the massage I asked what it would cost to extend an additional half hour. $30 was the reply. I laughed and said so 1 hour is 20 and additional is $30. She was adamant that was the case. I let her finish the 1 hour and left. In fairness she did a pretty good massage.

[BobSmith1]

I usually try to have at least one good therapeutic massage when in Tijuana. Serenity on Revolution is my main standard. Usually I get a 90 minute massage. I have never had extras there. They have a special on Monday and Friday.

Kalinka just south of Zona Norte on Constitution. Not as good a therapeutic as Serenity but the girls want to sell extras up to full intercourse. The massage is $30 for the hour then the girl wants $100 for full sex. To me not worth it when I can get a street girl for under $30 for the sex. I have met a girl that has gone on dates with me from there.

My last trip Serenity was busy so I tried a new one at street level next door to the south. It was OK, but they had a 1 hour special for $20. Part way through the massage I asked what it would cost to extend an additional half hour. $30 was the reply. I laughed and said so 1 hour is 20 and additional is $30. She was adamant that was the case. I let her finish the 1 hour and left. In fairness she did a pretty good massage.Hey buddies,

I read that your recommend Serenity on Revolution for good therapeutic massage. I don't want sex there. All I want is a very good massager for neck and back massage. Besides Serenity, are there any other good ones in Tijuana or any where in Baja?

[Here Again]

I got bored last week, so I decided to head over to Tijuana. I was intrigued by Kalinca.

Getting into Tijuana was a breeze. It was a Monday at 11 am, so it figures that there wouldn't be much foot traffic. Getting to Kalinca from PedEast is rather easy: follow the signs to downtown and you're golden. Once you get to the arch, go one block south until you get to Benito Juarez 2 da and walk one block west. I read that it was hidden, but I didn't find it so hard to reach. You'll need to climb some stairs. Once you reach the top of the stairs, the door to Kalinca is immediately to the left.

There was only one girl working. I was thirsty, so I figured why not. As others have mentioned, it's $100 for full sex. I went for $70 for an erotic massage, where she got naked and gave me a HJ. Good attitude and no upselling. She spoke English, too.

[Flyer47]

Anyone try Luxor Spa next to Pueblo Amigo? What was the damage?

[Dirty8851]

What safeguards can one take with your personal belongings while getting a massage? I'm starting my adventures in Tijuana and as far as protecting my money, ID, keys etc. What can be done? Any advise or experience you can offer, not just for massage but in general? Thanks all.

[WonderWhy]

Hey buddies,

I read that your recommend Serenity on Revolution for good therapeutic massage. I don't want sex there. All I want is a very good massager for neck and back massage. Besides Serenity, are there any other good ones in Tijuana or any where in Baja?Sorry, just saw your question so am responding. Serenity seems to be the most popular. I did try one at the street level next to Serenity and must not have been impressed enough to change. I went to Serenity this weekend.

[FunSearch1884]

Sorry, just saw your question so am responding. Serenity seems to be the most popular. I did try one at the street level next to Serenity and must not have been impressed enough to change. I went to Serenity this weekend.I would recommend Thai Massage, I been there 3 x times and it is reasonable priced and therapeutic. You could taxi or uber it there from the zone.

[Arthasboi]

Balance massage in my experience is no extras, just a really good massage at a really good price.

There is a place near Hotel Caesars. If you walk out of caesars and turn right, cross the street, then turn right immediately (there will be a farmacia on your left) and walk about 50 feet you'll see a small massage place. Only 2 or 3 rooms.

One of the girls (a little chunker with a huge ass) starting massaging my dick without me asking. I think its a run and tug only. I had been there previously with a decent looking thin girl and there was no tug but the rub was still good. She allowed me to touch a lot but wouldn't get on top or anything.

Balance: price is great, 650 pesos for an hour no extras.

'Sorenas' or something similar: 600 pesos for an hour with a tug.

[Dogers69]

I go to the $20 dollar massage place. That's the Tuesday price I think maybe Monday too. It's across street from Ceasars, about 1. 5 blocks north. On revolucion. I don't know how much to tip. I probably tipped 6 dollars in past but this time I tipped $8. Theres no flirting or happy ending. If a guy trying to do that it would probably get ugly with polocia showing up so don't try nothing along these lines.

[Artisttyp]

Anyone been to NewBody lately? I walked passed it unexpectedly a few days ago so I went inside. Not much doing at 3 pm. There was one very bored looking chica with very well spoken English and the personality to match it. I thought maybe if I came in from time to time to have a drink at the bar I would get to know the girls better before a possible session.

On the bright side I did find a licensed sobador a few blocks away.

[FlacasOnly420]

Just want to add on to previous reports.

This place is very clean and always has a wide selection. I do find the jacuzzi up charge worth it to fill in a little time between MSOG. Haven't had much success converting any of the chicas to visits outside of work but I'll keep trying. Good experiences on all 3 visits. Bring your own condoms as the girl only has one. And don't be fooled by google saying they close at 3 pm. It's 3 am. Call ahead to make sure the one jacuzzi is available.

[FlacasOnly420]

I know this place isn't the best option but it's definitely nice having it right across the street from Ticuan. I only use it when I have a last minute cancel and I've already taken the blue pill.

I usually flirt with the MILF that runs it and last time she offered her services since the girls were not to my liking. Some of the biggest naturals I've enjoyed. Her eyes a little loca but worth scratching it off the list.

[FlacasOnly420]

I've had mixed results here. 1st visit was great, the hour seemed to last forever. The girl even showered me after.

Second visit seemed rushed. Girl left the room to pee and then knocked on the door and said my time was up. Should have noted the start time.

The beds are too small just like every spot. BBJ available both times which seems harder to find at New Body Elite.

I like that you can either opt for the line up or just start drinking at the bar and choose slowly. More like the place opposite Ticuan.

[FlacasOnly420]

I know this place isn't the best option but it's definitely nice having it right across the street from Ticuan. I only use it when I have a last minute cancel and I've already taken the blue pill.

I usually flirt with the MILF that runs it and last time she offered her services since the girls were not to my liking. Some of the biggest naturals I've enjoyed. Her eyes a little loca but worth scratching it off the list.Well as usual, last minute cancel ion this trip so I walked over to secrets and decided to bring miss curvy MILF over to Ticuan. I did notice a couple scars under the boobs this time but they feel natural.

Her service was even more generous this time. Very happy this is an option nearby when staying at Ticuan.

[OPIllini]

I know this place isn't the best option but it's definitely nice having it right across the street from Ticuan. I only use it when I have a last minute cancel and I've already taken the blue pill.

I usually flirt with the MILF that runs it and last time she offered her services since the girls were not to my liking. Some of the biggest naturals I've enjoyed. Her eyes a little loca but worth scratching it off the list.I believe Angi or Angie is the MILF you're referring to. Speaks little if any English, but a nice lady.

[FlacasOnly420]

I believe Angi or Angie is the MILF you're referring to. Speaks little if any English, but a nice lady.Definitely worth an hour if you want curvy and mature. As mentioned, services improved on second visit so I'll definitely do round 3 at some point.

I like the younger busty brunette Fernanda there, but so many rules and the highest priced girl. Ruins the mood when most options are a NO.

[FlacasOnly420]

"New Years In Tijuana".

https://youtu.be/h2DnJrkJkZk

[BenTiger07]

HK seems like the best strip club, but what would you guys say is the best happy ending massage spot in Tijuana, as well as the best brothel? Thank you.

[KBToys]

HK seems like the best strip club, but what would you guys say is the best happy ending massage spot in Tijuana, as well as the best brothel? Thank you.HK is a brothel. NB Elite Spa is the best legit massage and then pick the chica for happy ending. First they have a masseuse give you a legit massage and then the chica you picked comes in after.

[Tacoma101]

Kalinca is on the north block after going the one block west. Keep your eyes on the hallways that have stairs and you'll see their advertisements. They open at noon. I didn't wait around. You can map search Mundo Viajes to find the business on the right side. Maroon painted building.


I got bored last week, so I decided to head over to Tijuana. I was intrigued by Kalinca.

Getting into Tijuana was a breeze. It was a Monday at 11 am, so it figures that there wouldn't be much foot traffic. Getting to Kalinca from PedEast is rather easy: follow the signs to downtown and you're golden. Once you get to the arch, go one block south until you get to Benito Juarez 2 da and walk one block west. I read that it was hidden, but I didn't find it so hard to reach. You'll need to climb some stairs. Once you reach the top of the stairs, the door to Kalinca is immediately to the left.

There was only one girl working. I was thirsty, so I figured why not. As others have mentioned, it's $100 for full sex. I went for $70 for an erotic massage, where she got naked and gave me a HJ. Good attitude and no upselling. She spoke English, too.

[Cvangt]

I had just finished with a gg girl and decided to get a nice relaxing massage at Serenity, and planned to go to Kalinca after. Went for the 90 min and got a late 20's-early 30's, kind of cute chunky girl. She asked if it was my first time and I said it was my third, which is the truth, and both times prior were legit. This time there was no little towel on the massage table so I just laid there uncovered. She came in and just went with it. She used a towel at some points but never to cover me. On the flip she left jr uncovered and I'm fine with that. Continues the legit massage, avoiding my dick and balls, and with about 15 min left, she starts grazing the balls, and eventually more and more rubbing. Then she grabs my dick and does a very nice he, very experienced. Then continued some more massage and said she was done.

Very unexpected but quite welcome. I thought serenity was very legit after reading other posts but maybe starting to not be?

[WonderWhy]

I had just finished with a gg girl and decided to get a nice relaxing massage at Serenity, and planned to go to Kalinca after. Went for the 90 min and got a late 20's-early 30's, kind of cute chunky girl. She asked if it was my first time and I said it was my third, which is the truth, and both times prior were legit. This time there was no little towel on the massage table so I just laid there uncovered. She came in and just went with it. She used a towel at some points but never to cover me. On the flip she left jr uncovered and I'm fine with that. Continues the legit massage, avoiding my dick and balls, and with about 15 min left, she starts grazing the balls, and eventually more and more rubbing. Then she grabs my dick and does a very nice he, very experienced. Then continued some more massage and said she was done.

Very unexpected but quite welcome. I thought serenity was very legit after reading other posts but maybe starting to not be?My hat is off to you. I have never had any type of intimacy there and I have enjoyed many massages there.

[FlacasOnly420]

My room wasn't ready at Ticuan so I walked down Revolucion to kill some time. Accidentally entered VivaMex thinking it was Serenity. I have a big GG night ahead so was looking for a legit hour to kill with no extras. The place is a dump but the staff was friendly. Nice Torta, zero ingles was giving me a legit massage but the hints started pretty early and became full groping of the boys. I hadn't taken my blue friend but figured I'the go with it. On the flip she immediately went to BBBJ. I personally always prefer a surprise so she had my full attention. Off came the top and bra. Huge naturals to feed on. Then I remembered my plans and repeatedly told her "tranquilo, no leche" which she became vocally frustrated about. A good 10-15 minutes of fun with pauses and then I had to stop the session or I would have wasted my soldiers.

I've learned over this last year that at my age two girls in a day always takes away from the energy I need at night, so I'm happy I didn't let it out.

Tipped her 60. Massage was 25. There were a few flacas working so now I'm curious if I just got lucky or if this is a spot. Definitely got CIM vibes but not FS.

Revolucion looks like it was lit last night. I'll probably stay in with the fights on and the overnight plans.

[Geneg]

My room wasn't ready at Ticuan so I walked down Revolucion to kill some time. Accidentally entered VivaMex thinking it was Serenity. I have a big GG night ahead so was looking for a legit hour to kill with no extras. The place is a dump but the staff was friendly. Nice Torta, zero ingles was giving me a legit massage but the hints started pretty early and became full groping of the boys. I hadn't taken my blue friend but figured I'the go with it. On the flip she immediately went to BBBJ. I personally always prefer a surprise so she had my full attention. Off came the top and bra. Huge naturals to feed on. Then I remembered my plans and repeatedly told her "tranquilo, no leche" which she became vocally frustrated about. A good 10-15 minutes of fun with pauses and then I had to stop the session or I would have wasted my soldiers.

I've learned over this last year that at my age two girls in a day always takes away from the energy I need at night, so I'm happy I didn't let it out.

Tipped her 60. Massage was 25. There were a few flacas working so now I'm curious if I just got lucky or if this is a spot. Definitely got CIM vibes but not FS.

Revolucion looks like it was lit last night. I'll probably stay in with the fights on and the overnight plans.Her name please.

[FlacasOnly420]

Her name please.Her name definitely started with a D. Look for the bigger girl with a bumpy forearm tattoo. Darker skin. Nice smile.

[Geneg]

Visited this place after a not so good experience else where the day prior. Booked an hour and went in to the room with the lady. Massage room did not have the towel to cover up like someone stated here also. Very good massage for about 30 min then on flip the groping started light then heavy, with my encouragement then some BBBJ, I have been to serenity a couple times now since then.

[VegasBoy7]

Went to 3 of the recommended massage parlors this week and here were my results. Serenity had a 60 minute good legit massage for $30 plus $25 tip. Vivamex and had 90 min massage. About 5 minutes left and cute girl offered he for $60 tip. I passed as I had a girl coming over that night. $45 for massage and tipped $30. Went to NB Elite and for $100 was offered FS (did not want massage). I was first person of the day and only 2 girls to pick from. Chose Lucy as she was dressed in thong and sexy wear. She was great but CBJ and CFS. Good attitude but a little too tame for me. Tipped extra $20.

[Dcrist0527]

Visited Serenity. Drew Carolina. I was underwhelmed. I went in expecting a good massage and honestly did not have expectations for extras. No extras were available and the massage was average, at best. For $25, I can't complain. But I would not repeat with Carolina.

Went to VivaMex. Drew Daniella (who may be the girl that was referred to earlier). She was awesome. The massage was absolutely fantastic. Very little teasing. An occasional graze of the boys before the flip that could have very easily been accidental. Even after the flip, I was unsure about extras but I was so thrilled with the massage, I wasn't worried about it. Eventually, she just went for the he without a word. No talk of tip or anything. Just a guess that more might be available but I was just content. I tipped her very nicely on the way out, more than I should have, I suppose. She didn't count it. Honestly, I love rewarding girls like that.

One other option that doesn't quite fit as a massage parlor. But I scheduled a massage with Julieta with Musas. She offers nuru in addition to a cita. (Full disclosure, I'm not 100% sure you can schedule just a massage but I'm guessing it is possible. But she comes to you, not to a massage parlor.) This was a stellar experience. She is very attractive. GND type. Awesome personality. I scheduled a nuru massage and an hour date. I would highly recommend.

[WombatEd2]

Went to VivaMex. Drew Daniella (who may be the girl that was referred to earlier). She was awesome. The massage was absolutely fantastic. Very little teasing. An occasional graze of the boys before the flip that could have very easily been accidental. Even after the flip, I was unsure about extras but I was so thrilled with the massage, I wasn't worried about it. Eventually, she just went for the he without a word. No talk of tip or anything. Just a guess that more might be available but I was just content. I tipped her very nicely on the way out, more than I should have, I suppose. She didn't count it. Honestly, I love rewarding girls like that.
Are you talking about the VivaMex in La Mesa, or the one on Revolution?

[Dcrist0527]

Are you talking about the VivaMex in La Mesa, or the one on Revolution?Revo. Also something I've noticed. I've gone to VivaMex probably 30 or 40 times over the last decade or so. I never go in there with expectations other than a good massage. But the extras always seem to be available when the woman is at the front desk. It's never been offered when the guy is at the front desk. Might just be coincidence.