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Price go back to "normal" from Feb 6 according to airfrance website. Around 900 euro return. Thing is, its the only airline allowed to fly to Tana so no competition to drive price lower.
Now, Feb is the rainy season not the best time of the year. They need to allow more entry point and more airlines.You are spreading a lot of half wisdom here.
Mada airfares were never cheap. Turkish did drop it to 600 but others remained around 800. Important are local fares if you not want to spend days in a taxi brousse. Tsaradia now is about 200 EU one way to most of the connecting destinations if you not book well in advance. 2 years ago it was below 100. -EU. They only have 2 planes whereas one is working and are most of the flights fully booked or cancel a flight on their own fancy.
Feb. March is excellent to be in the highlands Tana (Mai till September it can be icy cold at night there) and great going to the west coast: Mahjunga, Morondava and even Tuelar in the south. There may be the occasional cyclone in Sambava at the east coast until April. But who of this mongers going there?
Ever so charming! Something new?
Member #4740
12-14-21, 14:26
The blind man (nio400) and the deaf man (Tinte). .You forgot the "Poor man", the older guy with the hat and cigar. The guy that understand about everything but don't know how to solve the money problem.
Member #4740
12-14-21, 15:45
You are spreading a lot of half wisdom here.So what is your route, considering this whether topic plus domestic flight cost?
I know you like mangily especially the massage girls walking around the beach. You also no stranger to Hotel Flamboyant in Tamatave. Does the same receptionist still there? He works there for decades.
I am planning for Feb, I left my girl there for two years now. I must go ASAP.
Hotel Flamboyant in Tamatave.
I am planning for Feb,
I left my girl there for two years now. I must go ASAP.Again no clue:
Hot Flamboyant is closed since a year.
February is Cyclone season for Tamatave.
Your girl is now working in the brothels at Cotisse bus stop area. Kkkk.
Member #4740
12-15-21, 03:16
Again no clue:
Your girl is now working in the brothels at Cotisse bus stop area. Kkkk.Its actually your favorite brothel, the photo of your dog was taken from there LOL.
Who cares?
Discussions about that topic are not welcome on the board. And a survey on condom performances are totally off topic "Madagascar.Yes It off topic but you will probably buy that condom and thank me later.
SouthEaster
06-10-22, 07:57
Hahahahaha! Umm, probably not. I'll be fucked if I will pay 5 bucks for a condom. You can get a short time in Mada for that. Why do you think Mada is as popular as it is for pussy? Because few girls even ask for one. If you want to wear a raincoat go ahead. I am happy to get wet!
Yes It off topic but you will probably buy that condom and thank me later.It seems you not want to understand how this forum works. Any sex practice is up to you and you really don't need to missionar other forum members.
Just tell us stories of your failures in Madagascar and we will enjoy the reading as entertainment. Or move on!
It seems you not want to understand how this forum works. Any sex practice is up to you and you really don't need to missionar other forum members.
Just tell us stories of your failures in Madagascar and we will enjoy the reading as entertainment. Or move on!First I have not told anyone what to do I was predicting outcomes. Secondly look yourself in the mirror or at least look through your previous posts. Who is the "Missionar"? You are not the moderator of this forum as far as I know so If a post is reviewed and published that means it "works for this forum".
The people in the Madagascar forum fall in three categories. Those who know and actually been there (multiple times and suffered travelling.). Those who RTFF and ask sensible questions. And those who have not been in Mada and theorizing how things work here. And these are theories or pipedreams. Nothing to do with nationality. English speakers think they can get away with zero french and just think it's like pussy take away in the US. Play a bit in social networks. We don't like these people here. First read the forum. Then learn basic french. Then travel to Madagascar and confront yourself with the reality on the ground. And no. I'm not talking about staying in Radisson and have some of the about 100 or less English speaking university graduates selling pussy on the internet. I'm talking about the REAL Madagascar which offers abundance. But only to those getting out of their comfort zone. Not taking an overpriced flight to Nosy Be and raving how everybody speaks English. No. I talk about Farafangana. If you're able to find that on the map. The island is 2000 km big. So do a lot of research and use Cotisse. Then some of the more experienced members here might even talk to you. Other than that. Stay in Asia.
La Buse.
Legal resident of Isle Rouge.
Talking on the subject of English speaking. Anybody who knows Madagascar knows that nothing will change here. Most people speak basic french and the current malagasy dialect. English? Don't kid yourself. Unless you base yourself in the Radisson and visit the Irish Pub Tana. And Sharkys Bar in TAMATAVE.
SouthEaster
08-15-23, 23:01
Do you think he realizes that by posting here he is lumping himself in with we antii social moral degenerates? It is pretty funny.
Do you think he realizes that by posting here he is lumping himself in with we antii social moral degenerates? It is pretty funny.No, he does not realize it. For him pealing a banana is a big achievement.
Even an idiot can speak a few words of wisdom and truth. I advise anyone who questions the claim to take a stroll down Ambatoloaka at night and look into the bars. If you have never seen a freak show before then you're in for a treat. If you do not get the opportunity just imagine the series "The Walking Dead".
I tell it Marlboro style without filter. When I blow it in your face you will notice, it will not be pleasant and you will suffer. If I do it many times you will have long lasting problems and you will even question your existents, best to not leave the bubble. Problem is some guys on this forum needs to wake up, brush their teeth and take a good long stare in the mirror.
The lack of comments so far only confirm that people here identify with what has been written. The Madagascar thread is like a competition in paying the least to exploit one of the most vulnerable people on earth. We even have some guys who like to brag and claim they are so called "experts" in the topic.
I welcome more to join the dark side. We are like a big degenerate family. In school we were the ugly geeks who could not get the girls we wanted and it has left long lasting scars in your souls that we try to heal by going to the only people we have access to, the poor and vulnerable. I suggest we continue the journey to moral decay together and never grow up and take responsibility for our actions.
Better to live in an happy illusion and with made up self esteem then face reality, right?
No, he does not realize it. For him pealing a banana is a big achievement.
Even an idiot can speak a few words of wisdom and truth. I advise anyone who questions the claim to take a stroll down Ambatoloaka at night and look into the bars. If you have never seen a freak show before then you're in for a treat. If you do not get the opportunity just imagine the series "The Walking Dead".
I tell it Marlboro style without filter. When I blow it in your face you will notice, it will not be pleasant and you will suffer. If I do it many times you will have long lasting problems and you will even question your existents, best to not leave the bubble. Problem is some guys on this forum needs to wake up, brush their teeth and take a good long stare in the mirror.
The lack of comments so far only confirm that people here identify with what has been written. The Madagascar thread is like a competition in paying the least to exploit one of the most vulnerable people on earth. We even have some guys who like to brag and claim they are so called "experts" in the topic.
I welcome more to join the dark side. We are like a big degenerate family. In school we were the ugly geeks who could not get the girls we wanted and it has left long lasting scars in your souls that we try to heal by going to the only people we have access to, the poor and vulnerable. I suggest we continue the journey to moral decay together and never grow up and take responsibility for our actions.
Better to live in an happy illusion and with made up self esteem then face reality, right?I also want to chip in as a social degenerate. The people you see in the bars in Amba are most French minimum pensioners who are living it up before they breath their terminal breath. Madagascar is the French minimum pensioners paradise. And like the British minimum pensioners they're easy recognizable by their usually scruffy looks, decrepit worn out clothing and bad teeth. The reason they stranded in Madagascar are multiple. There's ex colons born in Algeria. They get even less pension from the French state. I know one guy in my guest house in Tana he rarely leaves the place. Why? His visa long sejour has expired 3 years ago. He has these beautiful Malagasy girls. Smokes his cheap fags and wait for the end to come. Hell yeah. As for me. The equation is simple. Why should I as sixty year old healthy male put up with the western culture? Ask yourself this question. Moral decay? By Western standards maybe. I got rid of Western morals 10 years ago when I set first for on Kenyan soil. And even before I spent 15 years working in the middle East. They have different moral values and customs too. The equation is simple. I pay better than the average malagasy man is able to pay for young sweet Pussy. So where is the exploitation? There is no competition of who pays less. I wrote 1000 times I pay fair LOCAL price in LOCAL currency. Everybody else is a tourist and rookie and will be ripped off. As demonstrated by the man with deep pockets who flew from TNR to Tamatave. LOL.
So I have "low" moral values. And you know what. I don't give a damn.
And for me it's not an illusion it's reality.
La Bouche.
For a change.
As one author once wrote: This are the girls with chickenshit between the toes.
It is not the Madagascar and his girls I personal fancy but I sometimes wonder ho the hell does and why.
And yup. Each his own. LOL.
We all now that's world wide not the case and that is for me ok like that. It has to bee accepted.
But this forum has his policies and rules, just to bee reminded.
The pirate does not give a dam for it, takes the cash from his moral standard motherland and spends it in Mada on his own lokal standard.
Wow! That's what I call social dereliction.
Everybody else is a tourist and rookie and will be ripped off. As demonstrated by the man with deep pockets who flew from TNR to Tamatave. LOL.
I didn't have to reach down too deep into my pocket to pull out EUR120 to cover the cost of the plane fare from Tana to Toa. And it was only 40 minutes on the plane v 12 hours sitting cramped-up with your legs under your chin in a clapped out barely roadworthy taxi brousse which seems to be the favourite way of getting around Madagascar by some of the self-proclaimed experts on this forum.
Though I guess by flying rather than going by road I missed out on experiencing the 'real' Madagascar. Sigh. Never mind.
The people in the Madagascar forum fall in three categories. Those who know and actually been there (multiple times and suffered travelling.). Those who RTFF and ask sensible questions. And those who have not been in Mada and theorizing how things work here. And these are theories or pipedreams. Nothing to do with nationality. English speakers think they can get away with zero french and just think it's like pussy take away in the US. Play a bit in social networks. We don't like these people here. First read the forum. Then learn basic french. Then travel to Madagascar and confront yourself with the reality on the ground. And no. I'm not talking about staying in Radisson and have some of the about 100 or less English speaking university graduates selling pussy on the internet. I'm talking about the REAL Madagascar which offers abundance. But only to those getting out of their comfort zone. Not taking an overpriced flight to Nosy Be and raving how everybody speaks English. No. I talk about Farafangana. If you're able to find that on the map. The island is 2000 km big. So do a lot of research and use Cotisse. Then some of the more experienced members here might even talk to you. Other than that. Stay in Asia.
La Buse.
Legal resident of Isle Rouge.
Talking on the subject of English speaking. Anybody who knows Madagascar knows that nothing will change here. Most people speak basic french and the current malagasy dialect. English? Don't kid yourself. Unless you base yourself in the Radisson and visit the Irish Pub Tana. And Sharkys Bar in TAMATAVE.
"We don't like these people here."
'We'? Who is this 'we' group you refer to? Or were you using the Royal 'we' ie the majestic plural? Are you are a member of a Royal family?
You seem to have an intense dislike of native English speakers in particular those who don't speak French. Did you use to work for L'Acadmie franaise (the French language police)?
I was in Madagascar for 3 weeks and got away with 'zero French'. I never claimed or raved that everybody spoke English. But it is not essential that you speak French or Malagasy to be able to visit the country and have a good time though of course it would have been easier for me if I spoke French or Malagasy, but I survived and had a really great trip.
You can stay in a room in a dilapidated, run-down EUR10 a month guest house if you want, I prefer something a bit more comfortable with a reliable electric and water supply.
Of course, living somewhere for an extended period of time is a lot different from just a 2 or 3 week visit. But I suspect that most people commenting on the Madagascar forum are, like myself, not residents, but casual (sex) tourists.
"Stay in Asia"
There's plenty of young, smoking-hot pussy available all over Asia, at prices even you could afford. Not many French speakers though, but as you have a very good command of English it shouldn't be a problem for you.
Take the Taxi Brousse, the train or the plain. To me the point is each has his own choice to find his own real Mada. How ever one calls himself a expert and things have to be sure done his way, that's making him self ridiculousness to me. On the other hand take offered advice or not. But do not complain afterwards. Common sense isn't it.
Imagine being stuck in a taxi brousse in Madagascar for 12 hours sitting next to a know-it-all blowhard and having to listen to him ramble on and on telling you over and over again that he is an expert on Madagascar. He keeps telling you over and over again about his 'legal residency' in Madagascar. And he keeps banging on and on about the 'real' Madagascar.
When you tell him you are a first-time visitor and don't speak French and ask him for some advice about meeting up with some local girls he sneers and tells you that he doesn't want your type in Madagascar.
Keep well away from the taxi brousse in case you get stuck with one of these bores.
If you can afford it my advice would be to go on a plane. It's a bit more expensive but you won't get stuck next to these blowhards because they never use domestic flights. If there is no direct flight consider hiring a private car and driver.
Imagine being stuck in a taxi brousse in Madagascar for 12 hours sitting next to a know-it-all blowhard and having to listen to him ramble on and on telling you over and over again that he is an expert on Madagascar. He keeps telling you over and over again about his 'legal residency' in Madagascar. And he keeps banging on and on about the 'real' Madagascar.
When you tell him you are a first-time visitor and don't speak French and ask him for some advice about meeting up with some local girls he sneers and tells you that he doesn't want your type in Madagascar.
Keep well away from the taxi brousse in case you get stuck with one of these bores.
If you can afford it my advice would be to go on a plane. It's a bit more expensive but you won't get stuck next to these blowhards because they never use domestic flights. If there is no direct flight consider hiring a private car and driver.You not need ask for some advice in taxi brousse of anywhere else as all questions and answers are already answered here on forum many times. But if you been reading forum and still manage pay 100 k for short time so nobody can't help you anymore.
You not need ask for some advice in taxi brousse of anywhere else as all questions and answers are already answered here on forum many times. But if you been reading forum and still manage pay 100 k for short time so nobody can't help you anymore.Leave Dembe alone. Are you now starting to attack those that write reports and contribute to this forum as well (apparently that is a big criteria to be accepted here) ?
He contributed a lot and just because he overpaid it's not fair.
If you had your way, we could probably shut down this thread, shut the whole forum down. Because every answer has already been told so no one has to ask questions anymore. I mean excuse me?
I RTFF too but some information is outdated and things change all the time.
For example I wanted to book the Hotel Flamboyant in Toamasina only to find out it's out of business.
And prices could change all the time because of the rampant inflation, so I see no problem in asking things that may have been answered already months or years ago so I won't arrive with outdated info.
Leave Dembe alone. Are you now starting to attack those that write reports and contribute to this forum as well (apparently that is a big criteria to be accepted here) ?
He contributed a lot and just because he overpaid it's not fair.
If you had your way, we could probably shut down this thread, shut the whole forum down. Because every answer has already been told so no one has to ask questions anymore. I mean excuse me?
I RTFF too but some information is outdated and things change all the time.
For example I wanted to book the Hotel Flamboyant in Toamasina only to find out it's out of business.
And prices could change all the time because of the rampant inflation, so I see no problem in asking things that may have been answered already months or years ago so I won't arrive with outdated info.Contribute a lot of what? Of confusing information for another new members. Another newbie like you come here read his posts and will think is normal to pay 100 k for short time and will pay himself same. So if people reading the forum and and still manage overpay what is a point for seniors members share all info if people can't read the forum properly or read but after just doing their way anyway. Most of seniors members realise is no point waste their time on the guy like you who was asking questions in private messages and forum but contribute nothing yourself When you will add some quality reports yourself maybe you will get some answers when.
You not need ask for some advice in taxi brousse of anywhere else as all questions and answers are already answered here on forum many times. But if you been reading forum and still manage pay 100 k for short time so nobody can't help you anymore.To RTFF is on thing to understand a simpel content is the other.
To the text from Mdemde, it was entertaining metaphor and got the point about some experts at it's best.
Try again you might get it too.
" Imagine being stuck in a taxi brousse. ".
I would prefer run to save my Holidays. LOL.
Most of seniors members realise is no point waste their time on the guy like you who was asking questions in private messages and forum but contribute nothing yourself .I do fully agree with you. Since Covid is over new visitors to Mada appear out of the blue. Some asking questions which been just recently answered. Others do report of how great they did, showing pics with their juice dripping out of a pussy for money spent all old hands will laugh about.
It is a tendency that the previous Asian mongers realize that the good times there are over and now looking for a new fuck-ground. But they do not want to accept that their attitude learned in Asia or Latin America is not appreciated in Mada. However, as long as they stick to the full professional p4 p escorts in Tana. Who bothers.
The crowd who is visitng Mada since years knows it better where to find the GF's. I wrote many reports in the past, guiding where to find what. But with this new breed as listeners and "know-it-all" I not want to share my infos anymore, but observe sadly the decay of a previous paradise.
I do fully agree with you. Since Covid is over new visitors to Mada appear out of the blue. Some asking questions which been just recently answered. Others do report of how great they did, showing pics with their juice dripping out of a pussy for money spent all old hands will laugh about.
It is a tendency that the previous Asian mongers realize that the good times there are over and now looking for a new fuck-ground. But they do not want to accept that their attitude learned in Asia or Latin America is not appreciated in Mada. However, as long as they stick to the full professional p4 p escorts in Tana. Who bothers.
The crowd who is visitng Mada since years knows it better where to find the GF's. I wrote many reports in the past, guiding where to find what. But with this new breed as listeners and "know-it-all" I not want to share my infos anymore, but observe sadly the decay of a previous paradise.Truth! Keep your best moments for yourself! This all newbies and time wasters and well know forum troll not give you any reason to tell them any value info.
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