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UrbanWildlife
10-29-07, 21:49
Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare. The bars located there are strictly for putas and have onsite rooms for the sexual encounters. I stop in to visit a friend who is a waiter in Las Alasenas from time to time, and the quality it seems is always poor. The cost is anywhere from 300 to 500 pesos, ($30.- $50. U.S dollars for full service). The other bars such as Stravaganza are more expensive to drink in and the girls are getting one hundred dollars. The quality varies from day to day with the best being the weekends when girls from Guadalajara and other areas arrive to work for only the weekend. Antorches is another bar that has been mentioned many times here on the board, and I am not a frequent visitor to this bar but the times I have stopped in the quality has never been good. There are many agencies here in Puerto Vallarta and my suggestion is to check these out when you are in town. These places are advertized in the daily newspaper.

If you are coming here and expecting a Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, San Jose, or a Quito, you are going to be very disappointed. As far as the water goes, it is warm and the beaches are nice. If I can be of any further help to you send me a p.m and I will do my best to answer you.

You also might think about renting a condo or apartment, and if you do go ahead and rent a hotel make sure of there guest policy first, as many hotels in the area have taken a hard approach against guests being in the rooms or even on the properties. Playa Los Arcos is one of these hotels.

Lovin Chicas
11-02-07, 01:26
Junior’S was my favorite club in PVR. I have been there the last two yrs. That was the only place I always found a hot chick, that gave me a great time! You have to be patient, and tell the Waiter what you are looking for. They will keep bringing girls up until you like one!

Luckily, I have discovered the lesser Antilles Since being to PVR in April. So I believe PVR is over priced for an english speaking guy like myself. You guys may want to check out the ISG on the lesser Antilles if you vacation purely for mongering like myself! The cost for the flight is about the same (from US), but you can get much more for your money there! Plus hotel's are much more chica friendly!

Do you know when Junior's is closing? I doubt I will be able to make it back there, but curious anyways!


Will miss that southside Puerto Vallarta icon. The last time that I was there, the best looking girls were only dancing or drinking with customers. Only about half of them were available for private services.

One really hot dancer was sitting all by herself after her dance set. No one was approaching her, yet her drink glass was never running dry. The reason: she was the bartender's girlfriend.

Another hottie was sitting with some gringo customers. She was giving American stripclub-style table dances (i.e., no touching, no grinding). They finally left, but I found out the dancer was married and her husband only let her do non-sexual things on the job.

Fortunately, one of my favorites walked in the door just when I thought I had wasted 100 pesos on the entry fee!

Don Tonto
11-07-07, 09:31
Just read on another board that Junior's is going to be closing. Guess the owner sold the land to a developer that is going to put up condo's there. Been to Junior's a few times and overall found it to be an OK place.I managed to find the message board that WantSomeFun is citing. But tonight, I walked by Junior's and spoke with the doorman. He said that there are no such plans to close Junior's. So, either 1) the original rumor is false (or just a possibility that was considered), 2) some club employees have been left in the dark as to the owner's plans, or 3) the club employees have been told to keep their mouth shut about the whole affair.

Let's hope that either the rumors are false or that they are planning to build condos of "ill repute" on the site. :-)

John Dough
11-08-07, 03:43
Junior’S was my favorite club in PVR. I have been there the last two yrs. That was the only place I always found a hot chick, that gave me a great time! You have to be patient, and tell the Waiter what you are looking for. They will keep bringing girls up until you like one!I saw very few that I didn't like.


Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare.Los Mertos beach is just down the hill from Juniors, within walking distance. Quality is good but expensive.

Prices I was quoted
Admission $10
Beer $5
Private dance - short $20
Private dance - long $40
Backroom session $200
Plus add
Tip for waiter
Tip for manager
Tip for chica
Tip for door man
Tip for bathroom attendant

MrLogan1979
11-08-07, 04:38
Urban wild life thanks for the info. I had a great time in the other places I mention but as corny as it may sound I like to travel to as many countries as I can--after reading the pv section I may opt to go to Guatemala or el Salvador but I may still give pv a try--again thanks for the info.


Mr. Logan you are correct that Puerto Vallarta is not cheap any longer. It is far from what you paid for anything in the Dominican Republic and the quality is not as good. Zona Rosa is about about a 15 minute taxi ride from Los Muertos Beach in the colonia of Olas Atlas, which amounts to a $5.00 U.S taxi fare. The bars located there are strictly for putas and have onsite rooms for the sexual encounters. I stop in to visit a friend who is a waiter in Las Alasenas from time to time, and the quality it seems is always poor. The cost is anywhere from 300 to 500 pesos, ($30.- $50. U.S dollars for full service). The other bars such as Stravaganza are more expensive to drink in and the girls are getting one hundred dollars. The quality varies from day to day with the best being the weekends when girls from Guadalajara and other areas arrive to work for only the weekend. Antorches is another bar that has been mentioned many times here on the board, and I am not a frequent visitor to this bar but the times I have stopped in the quality has never been good. There are many agencies here in Puerto Vallarta and my suggestion is to check these out when you are in town. These places are advertized in the daily newspaper.

If you are coming here and expecting a Santo Domingo, Boca Chica, San Jose, or a Quito, you are going to be very disappointed. As far as the water goes, it is warm and the beaches are nice. If I can be of any further help to you send me a p.m and I will do my best to answer you.

You also might think about renting a condo or apartment, and if you do go ahead and rent a hotel make sure of there guest policy first, as many hotels in the area have taken a hard approach against guests being in the rooms or even on the properties. Playa Los Arcos is one of these hotels.

Open Gate
11-13-07, 05:04
Just returned from PV where my wife and I had a great experience at Anatorches. I had previously visited La Rosa on the last trip and had a decent time. Finally convinced the wife to give it a try. Picked Anatorches on a cruise ship day because I had heard putas were there early and I did not want to try and keep my lovely wife up until all hours. (We are 50ish)

As can be expected we were both nervous. Her first time- me worried hoping that she would have a good time.

We entered the shabby entrance into a covered garden type area and were immediately greeted by Blanca the hostess who gave my wife a warm hug, showed us to a table and brought us a beer. When my wife went into the restroom Blanca brought her clean paper towels and was concerned that the place wasn't clean enough for my wife's tastes. Kudo’s (and big tips) to Blanca.

Soon a very attractive Peruvian man from the cruise ships was chatting her up and with a huge smile on her face I realized that I could begin my mongering hunt.

I read a lot from guys that are disappointed because the putas are fat or not real young and hard body. I always prefer the lower maintenance, higher output girls. There were plenty. We settled on a very pretty older woman with a killer body. Marie turned out to be not only a very friendly and gracious beer mate but she also spoke good enough English to explain to my wife the way the whole set up worked and even recommend some great restaurants. Whether she is your type or not- look up Marie- a wealth of knowledge with a warm heart and a hot body.

Before long we were introduced to her “friend” Mirasol. Not as attractive or slender- but a sweet smile and an obvious desire to please at all costs. (that’s what I like!)

Well I am not going to go into all the seedy details but think- three woman, casita in Sayulita, several Pacificos, and a man who bit off more than he could chew. Fortunately the girls had no problem doing whatever I asked them to do to my wife.

On the way to take the girls back my wife stayed at the casita and I spent the ride back to PV with two loving girls playing and stroking as I drove. An entire afternoon, bar fine, gas, dinner, drinks, two helpers included- $260. ***** about the prices if you like- seemed like a bargain to us. Love PV and loved Anatorches.

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AvidWriter
11-15-07, 08:08
"Any taxi driver will know this area and more than likely know where the bar is located. As stated in previous posts it is called the Original Monchi Sports Bar. This area is in the heart of the main entertainment district."

Okay, Eduardo... I'm a little tired tonight (just got to PV on a three-leg flight) but may come over. If not tonight, tomorrow night for sure.

I've put out useful reports on my "activities" in other parts of the world. Hope to add a fun one re PV within a few days, esp. if Eduardo proves to be a good source of advice.

MrLogan1979
11-15-07, 19:15
Wow-they actually had 380 r/t airfares--pretty cheap but the downfall to Aruba are the hotel prices--I researched and researched but everything for basically a hundred or more dollars per night--if I can average 50-70 per night I can swing it. It could be because of timing---planning on a late feb/early March trip--any suggestions on budget hotels in Aruba? Thanks for the feedback--I also tried flight/hotel combo and still averaged about 100. Per night--any info would help.

AvidWriter
11-19-07, 00:37
Okay, went to Eduardo's bar. Sounds like he's not doing a lot of business, thinking of moving on to Colombia. I met his local g/f, and she seemed a bit high-maintenance, enough that it overcame her cuteness, at least to me.

Anyway, Ed steered me to Las Alanzas in Zona Rosa, which was a good choice. The cabbie worked hard to get me to go to Stravaganza instead (no doubt for a commission) but I held firm. (50 peso ride.)

Alanzas is a typical straight-out Mexican *****house masquerading as a bar. There's a dance floor and a pole, but I didin't see any of the girls dancing. They sat by one wall, alone or in small groups. Appearance ranged from super-cute to desperation-level fatties. Beer for customers = 15 pesos (about $1. 50); hard liquor ranges from 20. 50 pesos as near as I could tell, with "girl" drinks costing 75 p.

I chose a woman who was in the middle of the "looks" scale. About 30, decent face, decent but not great body. What she DID have was an amazing smile. You know how it is when you go to the animal shelter and there's one dog who is extra-enthusiastic and you pick that one even if she's not the breed you have in mind because she's wagging her tail and is 10 times friendlier than the others? I chose Susana on the same basis. 300 p for 1/2 hour including room. I went 550 p for a full hour. Why not? $50 (more or less) is not a big deal for me.

3 minutes after we were inside her clean-but-cluttered room, her tongue was in my mouth. A few minutes later my mouth was wrapped around an *extremely* responsive nipple. Much mutual caressing ensured. And 10 minutes later Susana was deep-throating my cock and I had one finger in her (tight and wet) pussy and the other in her ass.

10 minutes after that she was playing ride-them cowgirl while I twirled her erect nipples.

At some point in there.- and this is the mark of a skilled pro.- she had slipped a condom on me without my noticing it. This was the closest I've ever had to a bareback ride while covered. This was a woman who knew how to s-q-u-e-e-z-e that pussy, skill more should work to acquire.- and that few do outside of Korea and Thailand. (I *love* someone who takes pride in her work, really I do.)

So I went away happy after a fine good-night kiss, leaving a well-earned 100 peso tip, with her cell phone # in my pocket.

We met again the next night. More of the same, plus some serious and totally-appreciated massage to cap things off.

Susana left immediately afterwards (I had my cabbie drop her at the bus station) for her small-town home, where she planned to spend a week before coming back to work in Vallarta. I have both her cell and her home phone. You never know when I might come back this way.- or direct to her small town, using some of my trillions of frequent flier miles.

The thing was, there were so many girls, and so few customers, in that place that I my have been Susana's only customer for several days, maybe longer. And some of the girls. I think only the most desperate late-night drunks would have ever considered them, so I suspect they could hardly make any money at all.

There were some amazing-looking Barbie-girls at Las Alanzas, but it seemed to me that they were getting by purely on cute, noses in the air, and wouldn't have been very good company or (shall we say) very service-oriented. I'm glad I made the choice I did.

So today. 5:23 p. M. Sunday. Susana is out of town and.-unlike Zona Roja.- Las Antorchas is within walking distance of my hotel. I think I'll wander over there in a bit and see if there are any enthusiastic, reasonably-priced women hanging around. If I find one, fine, If not, no big deal.

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UrbanWildlife
11-19-07, 02:12
AvidWriter and others, it is necessary to turn on your message boxes so others can contact you. I tried to contact you on Saturday morning AvidWriter but was unsuccessful for the reason I stated above. I hope you enjoyed your stay in Puerto Vallarta, and I was hoping to make it even more enjoyable, but unfortunately it became impossible with not being able to reach you. I was hoping you would stop back in and see me but you must have been occupied. :)

Things still are slow here, but I am hoping after the Thanksgiving holidays it will pick up. I have nothing new to really report on other than the fishing has been good the past week for those of you who are interested.

For those who will be coming soon please stay away from the street walker scene as almost all of them are transvestites. It is best to pick up a newspaper and call the ads that are featured in them, or go to one of the areas that have previously been wrote about on here.

UrbanWildlife
11-22-07, 16:52
Since Wednesday is suppose to be the day Antorches is suppose to be happening with 3 cruise ships docked, I decided to check it out at about 11:30 in the morning because I have several clients coming into Puerto Vallarta next week who are seeking company. This is what I found, 2 big fat girls that both weighed in access of 200 pounds of pure fat, and the manager Adrianna who is not only fat herself but old and ugly. These were the only girls working at this time. In addition Regulamente (the city police in regards to regulating businesses) dropped in while I was there. I now have been there on a couple of occasions and everytime it is the same caliber of women.

I will try to get out to Las Alazenas, and Stravaganza in the next couple of days for those of you who will be here next week. I am working hard to accomodate your needs, but it is very difficult because the puta scene is not really open around here, and the girls in the stripclubs are only trying to rob us with what they are asking.

UrbanWildlife
11-24-07, 22:36
Stopped by Las Alazenas last night and to my surprise there was so quality girls working. I also went to Stravaganza and found the same to be true there, but it is quite a bit more expensive. I am going to try to go back out there tonight.
Tony1010 from the site here is back in Puerto Vallarta once again and stopped in to visit me. It was great to see him. He told me he was at Antorches earlier in the day and the findings were not great at all.

Also next to the Farmacia Guadalajara in central, and in the building that housed Chic until a couple of months ago, is now going to reopen as Hysteria 2, with the girls floating back and forth between the original Hysteria and Hysteria 2. I have a invitation to go to the grand openning but that is about the only time I will frequent this place as it is high end, like the original club, Prestige, Juniors, and the other clubs that are similar.

HornyLilSmurf
11-27-07, 00:37
I am wondering if there are any regulars who know whether a couple women are still working? Firstly Brandy, who I most recently saw in March at Mirage. Previously she worked at Juniors for a number of years. Secondly, Martell, who has worked at Prestige for the past couple years. The last time I was in PV was March, when she was still working there.

Thanks

Adam6969
11-27-07, 22:54
Due to visit next month and have been reading here for a few days. The lie of the land seems quite bleak for mongering in PV unless I am misreading things. Can anyone point me towards the best recent summary of the scene down there.....I am beginning to be disapointed even before I go!

Thanks,

Adam

Bmarshall
11-28-07, 19:21
I've been to a few spots in PV, but don't know specifically where Alanzas is located, nor am I familiar with the Zona Rosa. If you're in the Guayabitos/LaPenita area to the north (about an hour), Mangos is a great place with lots of good looking women. They'll cost you 700-850 pesos. Need to watch some, though, as they'll have someone knocking on the door after 15 minutes telling you time is up. So make it clear you the time you want.

Mcguire
11-28-07, 20:41
These two places were recommended to me. Just wondering what you get for your money with a private dance? Are the rooms completely private. Are the dances all-nude? How much touching is allowed. Help, this is my first trip to Mexico!

UrbanWildlife
11-29-07, 04:19
It is a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride that costs $5 to $6.00 U.S dollars from the heart of the entertainment district in Puerto Vallarta. This place is known by all taxi drivers and it is a area that has basically 3 Mexican *****houses, as they have rooms onsite, even though the club Stravaganza features a stripclub setting. I have spoken to several of the girls who have told me from Las Alazenas that they would do 12 hour sessions for $150.00 dollars.

I have made some changes in the personal working in my bar so the quality of my waitresses in quite abit down from what it was, but the service is much better. My bar is strictly a Mexican cantina and more changes are going to be taking place and I will keep you all posted.

To Adam, this is not a destiination for mongering so prepare yourself for that. It is far from a Colombia, Costa Rica, Dominican Republic or any similar country.


I've been to a few spots in PV, but don't know specifically where Alanzas is located, nor am I familiar with the Zona Rosa. If you're in the Guayabitos/LaPenita area to the north (about an hour), Mangos is a great place with lots of good looking women. They'll cost you 700-850 pesos. Need to watch some, though, as they'll have someone knocking on the door after 15 minutes telling you time is up. So make it clear you the time you want.

Winston569
11-29-07, 04:28
My ATF is Juniors, with a $10 door fee and a free tequilla. The girls are mostly 6-9 with the occasional 9+ (who may not be FS occasionally). Most are FS with rooms upstairs and a private room for private dance (touching allowed and encouraged). My ATF is called Gracia (I hope she is still there) and is a very cool lady as well as a great bed buddy!! Usually, the girls circulate but if you have your eye on one and tip the "boss", they will send her your way! If you don't like a particular girl who sits with you, just don't buy her a drink and she will get the message. Good luck. I hope the rumors of Juniors closing are not true. I am going to PV in March and it won't be the same without Juniors!!! Feel free to PM with questions Mcguire.

Mcguire
11-29-07, 19:26
Thanks Winston but I don't have PM. Not sure if I want FS, but I want to make sure the private dances are worth it. Where I'm from they are hands on and all-nude. Is it the same there? I heard from a buddy that they leave their g-strings on even in the private room and not everyone is open to full hands on.

Twang50
11-29-07, 23:32
Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.

Adam6969
11-30-07, 00:25
Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.

And where is juniors located?

Thanks

Adam

UrbanWildlife
11-30-07, 16:58
It is located in old town Puerto Vallarta. You just have to ask anyone local where the El Torito Restaurant is and they will direct you to it. My bar is right around the corner from it in the direction of the beach, and it is located next to a Taco stand that sits on the street. There is a sign above the door that reads "The Original Monchi Sports Bar". The exact address is Venustrano 235, Colonia: Emiliano Zapata. Directly next to my bar is a sign that reads "Lilys Massage" but it is a massage parlour without benefits.


Thanks Urbanwildlife. What is the name of your cantina? I would like to visit you.

And where is juniors located?

Thanks

Adam

Winston569
12-03-07, 04:14
Mcquire,
It depends on the girl but most are open to full touch full nude, just be specific when you talk to the "boss" who will negotiate time and price for you. If you tell him that is what you want and the girl doesn't do that, he will find you one that will most of the time. Just be specific and don't agree to pay until you have what you want. Again, though, most girls are open to full touching (and will even let you do a lot of touching at the table for free). Good luck.

Winston

Reese27
12-06-07, 06:37
Going to be in PV Mid Jan. and am wanting a good massage with a happy ending. I have been reading about the Damely Sisters in old post, are they still there and will they still give a hand job after the massage? Also are they discreet, can you get the tug with out everybody in the building knowing it? My wife will be with me and she will want a massage but probably without the extra's although it would do her good.They are still there and very discreet. Patty is my favorite, always with a pleasant personality and great touch. Be sure and report.

Adam6969
12-07-07, 03:45
Thanks for the info.

I'll stop by for some beers and a chat.

Adam

TwelveGauge
12-07-07, 05:23
Its a real small bar & hard to find at first. 1 block away there is another bar also called the monchi bar, but they didn't have any tv's that I saw. Finally I saw the right place, but I was always with my wife & was too chicken to go there & ask for you when she was with me. The bar looked like there was mostly only locals whenever I walked by. I never saw any other gringos.

Rain Maker
12-07-07, 23:09
I just got back last week from a stay in Puerto Vallarta which was the first time I was ever in Mexico. I actually had a real good time, but the posts made by Eduardo about night life and mongering is right on the money. You would think that a city the size of Puerto Vallarta would have women everywhere but this is not the case, other than Friday and Saturday nights it is pretty much a ghost city. There is just very little nightlife.

I stayed in a condo that was right on the beach and was in walking distance to about everything I would want. I had no problems with my accomodations whatsoever.

I went to the places mentioned on this site such as Juniours, Prestige, Hysteria, and a few more. These places are no different than any places I would go to in the United States. They are very expensive with a beer costing $4.50 U.S, buying a ladies drink for one of the strippers is $15.00 U.S, and to take them out of the clubs for an hour is costing between $200. and $300.00 dollars. This is fucking nuts. Forget Puerto Vallarta for mongering. I wanted to find some non-pros and that is almost impossible as well. I went to bar after bar but other than the weekend they are all empty. I am still very amazed with this city being such a tourist destination.

The highlight of my trip was going to Monchi Sports Bar and meeting Eduardo. His place is a classic type of Mexican bar, but the two girls he had working for him the few nights I stopped in were great. They were very funny and very happy waitresses. Alejandra speaks english fluently but Alma speaks nothing but spanish. His place is very clean, has big screen tv's, and a juke box. The beer he sells is some the coldest beer I ever drank, and he also serves Mexican appetizers free, and they were delicious. He is going to start serving a full menu I believe this coming week.

Eduardo himself was great, and I will be definitely staying in touch with him. I wanted to experience other bars and nightlife away from the tourist shit, so I asked Eduardo if he would show me and that he did. He got us a taxi who gave us a great discount on the price for the night, and he took me barhopping to many different Mexican cantinas that are located in and around Puerto Vallarta. All I did was pay for his drinks and what was great about these places he took me to, the price of a beer was only $1.50 U.S!!!!! Because I was having such a great time with him and appreciated the great service he was providing me I also got him a girl at the end of the nights that we partied together. The cost of this was about $40.00 U.S and he really appreciated it. I also invited the taxi driver to party with us since it was so cheap, and they both provided me with a great experience. I was able to meet many local girls who work in these other bars/cantinas, and both of them speak english and spanish, so it was very easy to get my point across to the girls with them being present. Eduardo also negotiated prices for me with the girls at the end of the night as we ended up at Las Alezenas (spelling might be inaccurate) and in a couple of other *****house type bars, and a stripclub that was out in the sticks somewhere. I believe it was next to a river.

I used the services of his taxi driver and him on 3 occasions, as it was great to have someone familiar with the area to hangout with and to know you are safe. He handled all of the money transactions and explained every bill to me, otherwise being drunk it would have been very easy for the waitresses or bartenders to overcharge me, and the same goes for the taxi drivers. I also had him rent a boat for a day to go fishing and invited him along. The price was $350.00 for 8 hours and it was well worth it. I ended up catching my first Marlin ever and it weighed about 350 pounds, and he caught a sailfish that was about 9 feet long. The other catch we had was 2 Mahi Mahi which were also good size.

To summarize my trip, I can only say that Puerto Vallarta is a great place to go on a family vacation as the beaches are nice, the people very hospitable, but to go only for mongering I would say forget it. I also want to thank Eduardo for providing me with a great experience, and I encourage anyone who wants to have fun and experience life away from other Americans or Canadians to get in touch with Eduardo. I also encourage everyone to patronize his bar. He is really struggling, which is the case in almost every bar that I entered. I can honestly say there is not a better bar in all of Puerto Vallarta that is similar to his, it is just a case that the market is saturated with bars, and there really is not that many people around.

Pv1234
12-12-07, 17:45
Just checked out Damely and while Ely (Lily?) is still working as usual, Paty has gotten married and moved far away.

Twang50
12-17-07, 20:31
Is there any body besides Lily to give you a hand since Patty is gone? Just wondering who to ask for if Lily has got her hands full with clients?

Mn Lefty
12-18-07, 23:32
In Vallarata for 10 days for a Spanish class and some touring (returned on December 17). After reading the posts I decided to take a $. 45 bus trip from Centro to check out Antoches (just down from Outback across from the Hacienda not far from the cruise terminal as described in previous posts). Didn't intend to session, but I changed my mind.

My first visit was later on Wednesday afternoon. There were about 10 girls in the bar and after some negotiating decided on a session with Pamela (rate her about a 7+, about 22, tall, about 5'7" and athletic) who was playing pool. Cost was $500 pesos for 1 round, 3 positions, CBJ, uninspired massage, willing to please attitude, some LFK, shower-maybe a 6 for performance. She asked about coming to my hotel and going dancing but I didn't take her up on the offer, maybe next time.

Returned the next day a little later (about the same number of girls), sessioned with Mary for the same price. She seemed like the leader of the group. She was about 30, short and thin and provided BBBJCIM, massage, any position you wanted, DATY & DATO, DFK. Said she could not leave the site. About a 6 for looks and 8+ for performance.

After the deals were made I was escorted out of the bar around the back through a gravel what looked like car repair lot with friendly guys roasting squirrels or something. Then I was led along the concrete sidewalk to the 3-4 room house where the action occurs about a block away. After the sessions I went out the back gate to the bus stop about a half block away by the hospital.

The weekend after my classes I was doing some computer work and decided to check out ads on Craig's list which I do not usually do. Made a couple contacts with responses right away. Set up dates for Friday and Saturday nights.

First one was with a white North American girl named Aleyecia, about 25, short, thin, blondish hair (a 9+) for a quoted price of $150 an hour (I know, way too much but her PM's got me going and I decided to give it a shot-bad idea.). She was supposed to meet me at the bar in the hotel and after 45 minutes of waiting I gave up. Just when I was going upstairs she showed up. I should have told her to forget it but I invited her to my room for drinks. After we sat down she just kept talking and wanted the money up front. Changed her story about 5 times in 15 minutes, didn't seem interested in taking off her clothes and wouldn't let me touch much. Kept asking for her money and I told her not until we are done. After going through lots of different stories she said she would go talk to her driver about payment procedures and she left and never returned. Was out the drink I bought her plus the time of setting up the date, waiting and listening. Stay away!

Second night was a 4 hour date with Eryika, about 25 originally from Mazatlan but now living in Vallarta for 3000 pesos. About a 6 (a little thick and not a perfect face, but nice firm, perky, suckable tits, solid and a good round ass) in looks and 8+ in performance. All the positions I wanted, lots of passion, DFK, CBJ, DATY, DATO, rimming, fingers in the ass, stayed until I asked her to leave after 3 rounds and spoke some English.

Mick420
12-20-07, 03:56
Was in PV for 1 week. I didn't go just for mongering, so I had a good time. Especially since I am Canadian, and we are having -20 degree weather right now. Juniors is open, my first time there, I ended up walking a million fucking stairs to get there. After that, combined with spending the day walking along the malecon, there wasnt much gas left in the tank, so I just enjoyed the shows and had a few drinks. None of the girls were 9s or 10s. a few 8s but mostly 6s and 7s. I was quoted 170 for a halfhour with one of the girls. Thanks but no thanks. Like reported, 10 dollar cover, with a free shot of tequila. It was a tasty shot too.

The next night, we went to Hysteria. 10 dollar cover, no free booze. The women were a lot better looking. Mostly 8's, and a couple of 9's. Didnt see anything below a 7 when I was there. As well they had more frequent shows. Less down time. Beers were the same price as Juniors. I ended up getting a girl named Pamela. She was a 9 or 10 in the looks department. A real hotty with a pornstar body. She was worth the 170 dollar tab. Great stripper too. She spoke no english, and I only speak a couple dozen of spanish words, so I really didnt talk to her much. Started out with a CBJ, it wasnt the best i've ever had, but it wasnt bad either. After that, she let me have my way with her. Doggy, CG, Mish. Service was about a 7 or 8. I imagine it would normally be better, but it was 5:30 in the morning on a tuesday night, so I imagine she was tired. I was tired too, almost fell asleep after I cummed. Fake moaning, but what SP doest fake moan these day? She accompanied me into the shower, and helped clean me off, so all in all, it was a good time. I gave her a 20 dollar tip as well.

As far as the non mongering night life goes...well there is not much there. Best club we went to was called "Hilo" 10 dollar cover with a free beer. 2.50 a beer after that. They had tequila shot girls, they gave you 2 shots(they poured them, and fed them to you) wiped your mouth clean, and played with your nipples for a bit....for 3 dollars. Can't get that in the USA or Canada. Staff was super friendly, they took pictures for us, even posed with our group too.The only downfall was the bathroom was on the top floor, so there was quite a few stairs to climb everytime you needed to take a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). When you're drunk off your ass and seeing triple, thats not a good thing. Hilo is located right along the malecon, can't miss it. I would highly highly reccomend it.
The other big club along the malecon is called Zoo. I didnt like that one at all. 15 dollar cover(I never even wanted to go in at that price, but the people I was with did...so whatever, we went inside) It was supose to come with a beer, but it was a tiny bottle, almost like a 1 ounce shot of beer. Staff/Servers were nowhere to be seen, and the bartenders ignored the white males until we were the only ones left. 5 dollars a beer as well. Bad service, and overpriced booze. I would avoid this place.
The worst one was called College. This was really bad at the end of the night. We had a ton of fun during the night. They had a bubble machine, and a lot of the female tourists were dancing around topless, so the eye candy was great. Cover was 35 dollars, and that was suppose to cover ALL drinks. We thought everything was going great until it was time to leave. Me and 1 other buddy were the last ones standing out of our group, and as we were about to leave we were surrounded by 6 or 7 bouncers telling us we had to pay for the drinks. We told them that the front told us all the drink were included with the cover charge. The bouncers said that because we ordered bottles of hard booze at our table, that those were not included. Our problem was we never ordered any bottles. These 2 guys we met at the bar ordered the bottles, we were just talking to them. They sat at our table while we talked for a while. Those guys ended up getting kicked out for whatever reason later in the night, but the bouncers thought we were all together. The staff expected us to take care of their tab. We tried telling them that it wasnt our fault, and that the staff should have made sure those guys paid there bill before being kicked out. The staff wouldnt hear any of it, and me and my buddy ended up paying 200 pesos each. A total shakedown. I was pissed, but there really wasnt anything that I could do about it. After that, we went to take a taxi back to the hotel. When we took a taxi from our hotel to College, it was 60 pesos. Most areas cost us 40 pesos, but since College was a bit further away, we didnt mind spending the extra 20 pesos. Trying to get a cab back, and they wanted 200 pesos from the parking lot! Even the fucking cabbies were trying to shake us down there. The drivers said that we were drunk, and if we puked in the car, then they had to clean it up. We were drunk, but not that drunk. We were talking coherently, we were not stumbling around. Obviously they had some sort of deal with the front door people. I ended up calling them fucking con artists and a bunch of other things I wont repeat. Me and my buddy just started walking away from the club. About 5 minutes later, a taxicab that was just driving along honked his horn at us, we waved him over, and he drove us back for 60 pesos, no problems. My advice: Stay away from College.

All in all, the vacation was excellent. Like it has been said here, PV is not really a mongering or nightlife destination. There is a ton of fun things to do during the day, so it is great for a family vacation.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

UrbanWildlife
12-20-07, 20:57
Great report Mick!. You really did a great job in sharing your experience with us, and I hope more that use the Puerto Vallarta thread do the same.

Reese27
12-26-07, 15:27
I knew Patty very well both in and out of Damely. She was great fun, and I will miss her. I understand from PV1234 that she has moved far away. If anyone knows where she is, would you please drop me a note. I would appreciate that very much.

UrbanWildlife
12-29-07, 05:37
Hello Guys!

Just to let you know as of today my bar is no longer. I will still be residing in Puerto Vallarta so please drop me a p.m and I will provide you contact information if you need any assistance of any kind, such as renting of a boat, wingman, or just information of any type on Puerto Vallarta. I am just no longer operating the bar.

Simplepleasures
01-10-08, 22:38
Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList? Saw a Mischa, anybody know her?

Don Tonto
01-18-08, 03:20
If there are any aficionados out there of the Alamo Hotel & Brothel, in Vallarta, you'll be saddened to know that it is now closed. So, if you need to get your plumbing worked on, you'll have to walk across the street to the new Home Depot store :)

MrLogan1979
01-20-08, 00:37
Ok guys we need updates--I read all 20 pages of the PV board. I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08. Here are my analysis of my understanding of PV mongering. The "zona rosa's" best place is still stravanganza. Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona? I speak spanish and am very resourceful and FRUGAL--not to be confused with being unreasonably tight--the point is the money I do save I re-invest in mongering--for example I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi--and that money I saved will get me 2 beers--(kinda buying time to check out the girls and not be so despetate)--these girls can smell that. So in regards to Antorchas--seems like afternoon trips are good-especially if ships are docked-again 1st time in PV_-can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?.-I am late 20's not bad looking, hispanic, speak spanish fluently and also wanted to know with a little patience and good conv. Are the local women easy to get laid with? Anyway any info and updates will be appreciated.

Nauskas
01-20-08, 08:19
From the main road near Walmart or Cruise Ship terminal , its about a 15 minute walk. This being a bit more than a half mile or about 2 km.

Within this zone, its about $4 USD by taxi or 40 pesos

Please find it here
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&om=1&msa=0&ll=20.666648,-105.230076&spn=0.006093,0.011759&t=h&z=17&msid=114623003785715110997.000441ba0bc528a822a17

Don Tonto
01-23-08, 04:52
MrLogan1979,
The best way to get to the Zona is by taxi. The clubs there are pretty dead until 11P.M., or midnight. I don't think you will find buses running then. The walk from the main road is almost a mile (1.2 km) and it is very dark and deserted. In my opinion, it's foolish to walk that route alone in the middle of the night to save a few bucks. There are always cabs in the Zona parking lot and they will be happy to get you home.

It's not a great idea to drive a car either because the cops are all over the place late at night. There is no traffic at that time and your car will stick out like a sore thumb.

Also watch out for the trannys in the Zona. The tranny place called Las Abejas is open for business again. Their scumbag manager once tried to get me inside with the promise that he had the hottest girls in his club. Fortunately I knew better and ignored him.

Only girls will be at Las Alansas and Stravaganza. The place next to Stravaganza, that used to be called the Cadillac Club, could have a tranny, or two, among the real girls. It is so frickin dark in the ex-Cadillac Club you can hardly see who you are sitting with. The club called El Tren is closed.

MrLogan1979
01-25-08, 21:37
Thanks Don Tonto. I will take your advice.

Thanks Nauskas for the map. I appreciate all your insight. It will definitely help.

Nauskas
01-26-08, 18:22
what don says is true, but a 1.6 km is a mile and i have walked, drove it and taxi'd it. it may well be closer to a mile, but the car od read.5 whatever that really is :)

as you are headed east its about 5 or 6 speed bumps or just before you can see the green sign for the pemex.

so the info was noted for those maybe arriving by ship. (common customer) who find nothing better to do than do some research.

don't bother walking it so late, but if you are like me you want to check it out during the day to see where it is and evaluate the surrounding area to find it later in the dark. it is very dark and in a desolate area. bus seems to stop at between 11 and midnight, but the larger problem is they are infrequent and you probably won't be able to figure out where to get off.

your will need to go home by taxi.
not driving yourself and police avoidance is a good idea.

the t-girl is most certainly there and actively seek your time.

its a totally different scene than tj or nearly anywhere else in the world, so soak it up and adjust :)

overall though, i consider it sorta last resort or satisfy your curiosity.
there are so many easy tourists in the clubs and along the malecon.
sure its fun to go with some friends, but there is nothing easier than a lose vacation location.

Pv1234
01-28-08, 07:13
I knew Patty very well both in and out of Damely. She was great fun, and I will miss her. I understand from PV1234 that she has moved far away. If anyone knows where she is, would you please drop me a note. I would appreciate that very much.If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.

Reese27
01-29-08, 15:20
If memory serves, she and her new husband moved to Mexico City. Not a million miles away naturally, but not knowing more details and with her being out of the business that might as well be the moon.I appreciate that you took the time to answer. She was a good friend and losing touch with her was my fault. Thanks again.

Reese

Bifford
02-01-08, 01:26
Ok guys we need updates... I will be traveling to PV in mid Feb 08... Now is there a bus from los muertos beach to la zona?... I am willing to take a 5 pesos bus vs. A 5 dollar taxi...So in regards to Antorchas--can I walk their from playa de los muertos beach area? Or can I take a bus and asked to be dropped of by hacienda hotel or to san javier hosp?Mr. Logan,

I guess there have been few updates because little has changed!

For example, Las Antorchas is still open in the day. I went last week at 3 pm when there were no ships and encountered the same old scene: two overweight women, 20-peso beer, and the walkway to rooms still blocked off.

For example, the Hotel Erendira on Naranjo still features one or two oldtimers across the street. I did go twice, in the late afternoon, with newbie "Ana", who is younger (22), cuter, and asks 500 pesos (room included). She is in a hurry but will slow down if you ask. Alas, this appears to be a rock-bottom price for FS in PV.

I would take a cab your first time to Zona Rosa to get the lay of the land. It's too far to walk. It's near-impossible to describe the bus drop-off point. Yes, there are green busses that pass by. The problem is they don't run past 11 pm, when things get started. And it's not a direct route--you have to endure a long dusty trip through the "suburb" of Pitillal, with many stops. On the other hand a frugal man can and should take a bus to Las Antorchas in the manner you described.

We look forward to hearing of your discoveries in February!

Bifford
02-06-08, 02:35
I went by Las Antorchas at 5 pm on Tuesday (1 ship in port) and found 4-5 girls working, all chubby. After ordering a "lager" (less harsh than El Sol, their other choice) for 20 pesos, I settled in with 6-7 other clients, 2 of whom sounded like Americans.

A fairly tall, fairly cute girl appeared at the kitchen door and waved, but wouldn't come over, so I negotiated at the door. She spoke hardly any English. She wanted 700 pesos for covered FS for 20 minutes + 200 more for a room. (Yes, that rooming house in the back IS open but it's officially closed down, so you have to walk out front and around. You didn't hear this from me. ;))

Anyway, I got her down to 500 (+ 200) pesos, roughly $70 US total, too much in my opinion for a pickup in a dusty non-touristy bar in Mexico.

Her name is Kareli, tall, pretty face, full-breasted, big nipples, big belly, slim curvy legs, curly dark shoulder-length hair. She's got 3 kids. She works every day from 1-6. Nice enough personality.

Her performance was fine, especially at the climax when she (finally) moved her pelvis, moaned a little, rubbed my back and gave me that look like she might be enjoying herself. Otherwise, it was an effort early on to get her to remove all her garments, do a little foreplay, or even look at me. And she wouldn't do oral.

Major Mouthful
02-06-08, 03:13
I was just casually walking down the street, a reasonably nice SW walked me in the door at Erendira. This is southside at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan.

She offered BJ for 100 pesos.- 100 for the room. I was on my way somewhere and didn't have a condom, so I passed.

I was approached in the same block a year ago.- she had a room upstairs around the corner.

I would walk in the door at Erendira and ask the man at the desk where the girls are.- worst he could say is "I don't know".

Spanish is a must!

Bifford
02-10-08, 20:17
Any update on full service ladies advertising on CraigsList?Good question, Simplepleasures, especially with cuties like Daniella advertising recently. For those with some $$, here's the link: http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/566802123.html

P.S. I emailed Daniella and asked her rate for FS. I just received her reply: "My donation is 300 US roses for one hour OR 400 US roses for two hours."

HotWheels
02-10-08, 23:26
I'll be in PV shortly on a Sunday and was wondering if there will be any action in Las Antorchas? Will they even be open?

UrbanWildlife
02-11-08, 00:03
I wrote to Daniella and inquired about her english speaking ability, costs, and services offered, and you can see by her response she is full of shit. For one thing, using a english translator on the internet will never provide you the format she is responding to me in, furthermore, a Mexicana would never use the term roses to describe money. Lastly, she claims to never have been in the U.S, but her costs are U.S higher end prices. She is a fucking lying fraud in my book, but if someone wants to spend that kind of money and take a chance, good luck, better you than me.

There is no doubt that she is beautiful. My email to her and her response back to me is posted below.


Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:39:17 -0800
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Hi Eduardo,
I speak Espanol, but translate on internet to English, to learn more Ingles! :) I have never lived in the U.S
I do it all, except anal.

It is simple & easy to see me. I promise a reply within 24 hours.

Please reply with the information:

1.) Where you are staying while you are in town?, or where do you live?.
2.) What SPECIFIC date and time you would like to see me?
3.) Meeting at your place, or do we need to find another location?
4.) Local (OR US) cell phone number, or hotel number and room number?

My donation is 300 US roses for one hour OR 400 US roses for two hours.
** 3day (1500 US ROSES) 5day (2500 US roses) and 7day (3000 US Roses) packages available

Look forward to meeting you,

DaniellaOn Feb 10, 2008 1:14 PM, eduardoxxxxxx <
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** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Hello!,
I saw your ad on Craigslist and I am inquiring about your pricing and what you have to offer. Do you do oral, full service, anal?. Do you do dating type of escort service, such as going out dancing e.t.c. Have you ever been in the United States? Your beauty is breathtaking and now I am interested in seeing it first hand.

UrbanWildlife
02-11-08, 02:05
I responded to Daniellas letter and here is her response. I will leave it up to you guys if you care to spend that kind of money for a piece of ass, despite its beauty.

Hola Eduardo,

I am being honest with you, and the format is already set. I just put in the words.Most everyone I communicate with speaks English only, so I am accustomed to typing and translating. I am real and my donation is my donation. I may be higher compared to some...but you must compare apples to apples.

I know for a fact at Candy's y Prestige, or Mirage, etc. It is 140$ US to be with a girl and 200$US to take her home. This is not to mention the transportation there ( min 5$) the cover to get in (10$MIN) , and then the drink prices for the girl ( 15$-25$US), don't forget the tipping to your waiter and the guy who tales you to the room...let alone your own drinks. You can do the math. All for a girl who works a 12 hours shift and may have countless partners in a week's time. Many feel my service is better. In the comfort of their home, hotel room or suite. Relaxed, not stressed, no worries or bothersome wait staff expecting a tip. As well as privacy. At 300 US per hour it is FAR better in many gentlemans opinion.

that is Okay if you do not think so. I cannot please everyone..


On Feb 10, 2008 3:19 PM, Eduardo <xxxxxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:

Hi Daniella,

Have you heard of robbery?. Your prices are United States higher end prices, and you my love are NOT performing your services in the United States market. You can get just as beautiful of girls from Hysteria, Prestige, Candy's e.t.c. for quite a bit less. I also do not believe you are using an english/spanish translator on the internet, because it would never provide you the type of writing format you are using, so it helps to be honest. Good luck to you.

UrbanWildlife
02-11-08, 04:29
I am sorry to have to post another message about this puta, but I just received another email from Daniella, and I want to post it so you all can see what type of attitude you are dealing with when it comes to this girl. Now remember this is a girl who claims she has never lived in the United States and uses a internet translation service to put her words into english. I also want to clarify that I have only contacted her 2 times, which I posted on here my letters to here. I am not sure why she is continuing to write me, other than the fact I called her out on her pricing and what I believe is to be her lies.


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It's not that I'm too expensive, it is just that you cannot afford it. You stupid ass gringos are all alike so go and fuck yourself, stick a dildo up your ass.

adios

UrbanWildlife
02-13-08, 09:06
Hello guys,
I am organizing a party cruise from Puerto Vallarta to Mazatlan on a Hatteras Motor Yacht 80 My Sky Lounge if anyone is interested. There will be several p4p girls on board as well as some non-pros. Presently I have 10 people booked, not counting the girls. This cruise will be taking place on February 28th. Contact me for more information.

I am also organizing a group of guys to go on a nightclub tour in the Philippines for August. This trip will be catered to those who have wanted to go to a destination such as the Philippines, but do not feel comfortable going alone.
On April 17th I will be going to Cartagena, and possibly Medellin, Colombia, to set up a future group trip for those interested in a party tour to South America. If anyone is interested in traveling with me in April get in touch, but this is a trip I am taking by myself for the reasons stated above.

Winston569
02-15-08, 04:55
Urban,
I understand what you are saying, but, in all fairness, it is a market system, and the girls can charge whatever they think they can get. Just pointing out to them that they are above the PV usual is not going to get you a better rate, just an annoyed, rude response telling you to go elsewhere. If the market will not bear what they charge, they won't make money and they will have to lower their prices or move somewhere else with their "stable". Actually, this agency these ladies work for (PV Playmates) is charging US prices for what appear to be very attractive ladies, more in the 500-1000 range for places like LA or Vegas. If you are looking for bargains, these folks obviously are not the place to go. On the other hand, at least in PV the agency can talk in terms of what is offered, instead of implying, and then not delivering (or upselling like so many US escorts do) since things are legal and what you pay for is what you get. Some folks are willing to pay a little more for that extra assurance (granted, that is more common in Canada than Mexico; in PV you expect to pay quite a bit less).
She is right, though. Most of the clubs end up costing you about the same in drinks, tips, and incidentals. Juniors almost always gets 3-5 bills from me every night I spend there - of course, I do spend more than an hour all total. I think it is all in what you want, what you expect, and what you are willing to pay. To castigate a girl for what she charges is counterproductive, especially with the large number of ladies available. It isn't personal, its just business. It has long been known that PV is no longer a place for a consistent bargain, but if you are willing to spend more, great service is available. For bargain hunters, there are still great places to go in Mexico, PV just isn't one of those. I am just guessing (and I am sorry if I am wrong about this; it's my opinion, and I could be wrong), but it seems that most folks looking for P4P action in PV are coming down to get reliable, consistent service from better-than-average looking ladies without the constant LE and ripoff hassle of the US. For bargain hunters, TJ is still rolling! Anyway, good wishes and happy hunting. Just my two cents, and probably not really worth that, just making conversation.

I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston

Bifford
02-19-08, 00:32
as previously reported, the cheaper, dustier, non-touristy clubs for you adventurous spanish-speakers (like the clubs in la zona) are closed during the day. however, if your standards aren't high, you might uncover something, as i did today.

i decided to check out the daytime scene at el y ella club, which was reported on by skug37 last september. it is easily reached. for the thrifty, take a blue/white bus north from the city to the road just before sam's. get off and walk inland on this very straight road. about 1/2 way there you'll pass an rv park on the left. after about a mile the road curves to the left. (if your bus is marked "pittilal" it turns at sam's, and you can stay aboard until the curve.)

at the curve there is a dirt road on the right. take this a few hundred feet. you'll see conejita's club (red & green) on the right. the next building (yellow & purple) past it is el y ella.

today at 1:30 pm (monday) both clubs were locked up tight. i peered into them, walked past, and turned to go back when a girl yelled down to me from a sort-of motel walkway above el y ella. her name was maria, short with a big smile, about a 4 in looks. we negotiated 450 pesos for fs. she wasn't worth it.

she led me upstairs, hushing me all the while, to her room, unkempt with the radio blaring. she said she was a dancer at the club. her moves in bed, however, were almost non-existent. a bored hand massage, no oral, a slip-on of the condom, no eye contact and a motionless posture, waiting for me to finish. and a long wait it was, since the droopy tits and stretch marks were a big turnoff.

anyway, i hope her fellow dancers are more customer-oriented, and i look forward to reports on them from you nite-owls.

Loco Mojjo
03-01-08, 09:03
Will be in PV on the week of Mar 10th.

Anything special happening that week?

LM

GSW88
03-03-08, 02:10
Just came back from a long weekend in PVR. Candy has been remodled and still has some talent. Best place for fun is Mirage. Awesome girls with great GFE. Takeout out is 280 for two hours but worth the money if you got it.

Bifford
03-04-08, 01:55
Will be in PV on the week of Mar 10th.

Anything special happening that week?The week following your arrival is Semana Santa, which means LOADS of Mexicans will come into town (and camp out on the beaches). I'm not sure this means more or better quality in Candy's or Mirage, but it does mean more girls wandering the streets who might want to turn a trick.

The best pickup I ever had in PV was standing right on Vallarta Street at 8pm during Semana Santa week. We had a great time back in my place. I can't help but think the non-pro/disco scene will also be hotter. The (crowded) fun begins Friday March 14th.

Winston569
03-04-08, 03:09
Hey guys, any news on Junior's? Still open? Coming down this weekend and will miss my old haunt if it is gone. Also, anyone TOFTT with the "PV Playmates" service (also advertising on Craig's list)? Just wondered if they are worth the USD!!
Will report when I return; looking forward to some Montecristos and some pretty ladies!!!

I remain,
Your Obedient Servant,
Winston

Loco Mojjo
03-04-08, 11:29
That is great! Looking forward to seeing all the pretty ladies.


The week following your arrival is Semana Santa, which means LOADS of Mexicans will come into town (and camp out on the beaches). I'm not sure this means more or better quality in Candy's or Mirage, but it does mean more girls wandering the streets who might want to turn a trick.

The best pickup I ever had in PV was standing right on Vallarta Street at 8pm during Semana Santa week. We had a great time back in my place. I can't help but think the non-pro/disco scene will also be hotter. The (crowded) fun begins Friday March 14th.

Bifford
03-07-08, 01:48
Hey guys, any news on Junior's? Still open? Coming down this weekend and will miss my old haunt if it is gone.I walked by Junior's at 4:30 pm today (Thursday) and the gate was locked, but the inner door was open and there were inflated balloons hanging from the entry ceiling. So somebody's been partying there lately!

An older lady was sweeping out in front, and she said yes, it is still open, 7 days a week, with girls who dance, beginning at 8:00 pm. The sign inside indicated there is a $10 cover charge.

So for those of you with the $$, I say: always believe a lady with a broom. And go have a blast!

For those of you without the $$, I say: if you stand in front of Junior's in the late afternoon, the view towards the water is fabulous. And if you make that steep climb up Pulpito Street to see it, you'll get some great exercise!

Kersay
03-09-08, 23:25
Buenas Diaz (Ladies and) Gentleman!

I have to go down to PV in one week and have to stay there for about 5 month. I am looking for a club to bring the noodle in action. As far as I know mirage is a strip club and hysteria is a table dance bar!? Are there any clubs where you can have some action?

Where is the "zona rocha" (red zone) everybody talks about. I only have been in PV once and that was not even a week so I don´t know how all the places are called or where to find them.

Thank you and happy hunting,

Kersay

Jimandii669
03-10-08, 04:05
Does anyone have a report on Carmen from CL. She posted a really hot photo about a month ago.

Thanks

The Sex Hunter
03-16-08, 03:18
Hello,

Here are some homepages I found in the internet. Hope it´s ok to post them!

Prestige:
http://www.prestigemensclub.com/

Hysteria:
http://www.hysteriabar.com/en/index.html

I still look for the Homepage of mirage. As far as I know it is possible to take girls out from mirage!? Is that also possible in other Bars and where are cheap Motels where you can take them if you don´t have a place to stay/go?

Winston569
03-20-08, 04:35
This is a rather long post, but it is meant to be comprehensive:
I visited PV March 6-9; Dreams Resort is as close to Paradise as I have found in Mexico or the USA, but it is not “guest” friendly (is all-inclusive and does not require wristbands or other ID so their reluctance to have unregistered guests around is understandable) so spent this trip at the Sheraton Bougainvilleas Resort, also a nice place (with a great mini-bar and outstanding service, private beach, several pools, etc – but I am not advertising for them except to say they are very friendly and have no restrictions on additional guests). Also, let me begin by saying PV is certainly no longer a bargain-hunter’s type of place. I think the weakness of the dollar and the increase in US tourism (and willingness to spend) has made it difficult to get much “bang for the buck” anymore. However, there is something to be said for getting exactly what you expect for your money and with no hassles (LE, references, ID checks, inconsistent service, upselling, all the things that are the bane of our existence in the States) even if the price is a little more in line with Canada or Europe than what we expect to spend in a third world country. There are bargains to be had, certainly, but most times it requires a knowledge of local hangouts and more Spanish than I have or can acquire. I am stuck with the nightclubs and the services, and so far I have been happy, if a bit lighter in the wallet when I leave. In any event, prices are no where NEAR as outrageous as the legal brothels in Nevada and Mexico is a better beach and resort country than Canada. So please forgive me for contributing to this increase in prices, but one must take what one can get!
First, I saw Danielle from PV Playmates the first night for 2 hours, $400 usd, no upselling or tip required. She is a total GFE, with wonderful large, soft, real breasts (DD) and soft, kissable lips which felt great everywhere. She only speaks Spanish so communication was difficult, but she took non-verbal clues and was happy to go slow. DATY was great with believable “O” and very nice BBBJ. Cowgirl then Doggie to finish in Missionary. Round two after some beer for me and juice for her, BBBJTC, CIM. Very nice overall visit and stayed the entire time without asking for tips or extra money for the “cab” (which may escorts do, although a cab to just about anywhere in PV is <$10 US). Next night was Angelina!!
Angelina is from Canada and speaks English (as her first language) so we talked for quite a while. She is very nice and conversant and asked about my trip, my job, and talked about living in PV and how much she enjoyed Mexico vs. Canada. We were only scheduled for an hour so she moved quickly to the main event but was very nice about it. She said prior to beginning that she had no rules, except that she did not kiss on the lips or do anal. Then she asked me what I really liked, so, I couldn’t resist and said “kissing on the lips and anal”. We had a good laugh over that; she was very efficient with her BBBJ and seemed to enjoy DATY. Cowgirl to completion then clean up and go (but the hour was up). She did not ask for a tip or upsell, but I did give her a tip because I felt we connected (although I’m sure she can make most guys feel that way). All in all, a very nice experience. She was $250 USD for the hour, discount because it was during the day.
While neither of these girls were a bargain, they were both fun and accommodating. I had the best escort experience I have had in PV; in fact, I had previously decided that I was no longer going to Mexico but instead vacationing in Canada from now on, since the hotels and female service had become so inconsistent. This completely changed my mind. The hotel was wonderful and inexpensive, and I could not have asked for more fun, even though the price was more than I usually spend in Mexico per girl. I recommend PV playmates for the guy who is interested in the “sure thing”, is not into the night-club scene, and may want something other than the usual Mexican girl (especially with Daniella). I also visited Juniors, which is STILL OPEN, as confirmed by other posts, and I will discuss that in another post since that is also involved. However, I will briefly report that I spent about as much in Juniors as I did for Daniella, and certainly more than for Angelina, and had a good time, but things were definitely not any better than what I had in my own hotel room!

For now, I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston

UrbanWildlife
03-20-08, 05:12
Paying these types of prices in TOTALLY INSANE if you can afford it or not, but to each there own. How at times I wish I was born a female. :) With that being said, I am glad you enjoyed yourself Winston, as that is what it is all about. What you paid the puta is more than the cost of a airline ticket to fly from the United States to here! I get the feeling from reading your post that you come to Puerto Vallarta exclusively for the mongering, since I get the impression you do not like to leave the hotel grounds, other than to go to Juniors, and this is also hard to comprehend, why someone would fly this far and pay these types of prices, or even fly to a destination for sex that is not even a mongering place. Think about how much that puta actually cost factoring in your airfare, accomodations, time, food, and then 250+ to 400 dollars for one and two hours of sex! This is fucking nuts! That pussy should be bronzed if it is that good. ;)

If you are going to spend that type of money, and if you have not done so, I would suggest you take a trip to Colombia, Brazil, or for a real experience go to the Philippines. The Colombianas are the most passionate GFE in the world in my opinion, the Brazilians the biggest freaks, and the Filipinas are a combination of them all, at a quarter of the price.

The Sex Hunter
03-20-08, 09:24
Hello Winston569,

Thanks for your great report! How can I find out what girls work for "PV Playmates" and how the prices are for there girls? Does PV Playmates have a homepage?

Thanks and best hunting,

The Sex Hunter!

Winston569
03-20-08, 18:44
PV playmates advertises on Craigslist; they also have a MySpace page which has pics of all the girls. If you email them from Craigslist Corin (the scheduler) will email you back with the available girls and their rates and MySpace link. Here is the link: http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/603906343.html

Now, I understand that Urban is concerned about how much money I have spent on these ladies, and I appreciate his concern. However, the fact remains that these ladies were hotter and more entertaining than anyone I have found at Juniors, Hysteria, Prestige, etc, and convenience does count for something. By the way, I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.
I vacation in Mexico because I enjoy the great beaches, the friendly people (even if I don't speak much Spanish), the excellent service at most hotels, and the relaxed atmosphere. I like being able to sleep in most of the morning and still have someone willing to clean my room. I enjoy being able to SCUBA dive and find an experienced guide who won't insist on a ton of unnecessary rules designed to cover his liability and to take all the fun and adventure out of underwater exploring, but still experienced and safe enough to feel comfortable diving with. It is great to spend an entire weekend and never hear the word "No". I love Cuban cigars. I love being able to smoke indoors. I enjoy being able to buy and consume alcohol anywhere I want. I really appreciate the fact that unlike beach resorts in the US, no one goes out of their way to make me feel uncomfortable or unwanted for being overweight. And yes, I like the ladies in Mexico and will spend what I have to in order to get a consistent experience with an attractive girl and not worry about getting "Spitzered" sometime down the line. In brief, (to late, I know) I monger in Mexico because I like coming to Mexico, not the other way around. If you want cheaper fun, this message forum is full of information, I was simply providing a review of this relatively new agency that, so far, I found no info on. If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you). To each his own; if the review is valuable, great. If it is not, then skip it. In any case:

I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston

UrbanWildlife
03-21-08, 05:04
I have been to all of these other places (Columbia, Brazil, etc, as well as the far East) and I have always returned to Mexico, specifically because I do not just go to Mexico for the mongering. I go to Mexico for a VACATION, and often will make the mongering a part of the package.In response to your post Winston, please do not think I was flaming you by any means, and that is why I said to each his own, and made the statement I was happy you enjoyed yourself, because that is what is important. Do you have any pics of these high priced hookers from Puerto Vallarta?. I am sure we all would love to see them if you do. Thanks in advance for sharing them if you do. :)

On the other hand I am curious since you have traveled to so many other countries, especially mongering countries, why you have not made any field reports for the areas you have visited?. I went back in your previous posts to read about where you stayed, the places you visited, bars/nightclubs, massage parlours you visited on these trips, checked to see if you had posted any pics, but found nothing. On the other hand you have contributed many posts on Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, Canada.

If you are interested, and this goes for anyone else as well, I am going to Cartagena, Barranquilla, and Santa Marta, Colombia, on April 22nd for 3 weeks to put together a singles tour for late summer or early fall. If anyone wants to meet up during the 3 weeks I will be there please contact me.

Mervon
03-28-08, 07:01
If they are indeed too expensive and unrealistic, the market will push them out, but I think they were a good use of my $600 (which I would have had to spend for one girl in Nevada for one hour, and PV is much more condusive to vacation than Reno, let me assure you).Winston,

I waited 15 years to experience a Greek woman. When I found one, it cost me
$1000.00..that was for two hours and two pops. Was it worth it? Hell yes!!! I think about her weekly, even tried to get her out of the business! What's my point?

PRICE IS WHAT YOU PAY, VALUE IS WHAT YOU GET

Worse thing that can happen to any of us is to pay for a lousy experience.

UrbanWildlife
03-30-08, 05:26
Mervon,
How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as well.

Winston,
I am still waiting for you to answer my question. If you have mongered in these other parts of the world, why have you not made a field report on your experiences, the hotels or apartments you stayed at, venues you visited, restaurants you ate at, e.t.c, along with posting some pics?. Your posting history suggests you have only mongered in Puerto Vallarta and Toronto, with a post to Guadalajara thrown in. It is quite strange why you would not make a field report on these other areas that are more mongering friendly. Do not take my post as an attack on you as that is not my intent. I travel to some of the places you have claimed you mongered in, and others I would like to, so I would like to see how your experiences correlate to mine, and I might use your information in my later travels.

Thank you.

Mervon
03-31-08, 05:30
Mervon,

How much mongering experience do you have with your measely 2 posts, one trip to Thailand? Your statement shows one, that you do not know anything about mongering, because if you did, you would know you are not about to get any better service from a fifty dollar provider, than you would from a one thousand dollar provider. Money does not make the service. Number two, if you knew anything about mongering, you would never have to pay one thousand dollars for any hooker. It is people like yourself who do not have any negotiating skills, that pay that kind of money. It is your money to do as you please, but it shows your stupidity as wellUwl,

It's stupid to assume you know something about someone you have never met! You looked up prior posts and you think that tells you my history. Don't quit your day job! Once upon a time, some of us were members of the another forum. Don't know if you were around then (2001). Secondly, don't post everything nowadays for various reasons. Thirdly, we are not here to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) on each other or off each other!

My previous post was about Nevada, because Winston's analogy to cost in the US. It's simple. No one wants to get caught in the U. S. A. And many people do everyday, changing their lives forever. I have to laugh when you say that I lack negotiating skills. That same actress normally gets 5k for a session! Maybe you have heard of the bunny ranches. Can't get arrested and girls are STD tested. The USA is a different market with different consequences.

Now who in the hell would pay that? It's all relative. 1k may be a lot to you and less than toilet paper to someone else. Don't get emotional and don't try to insult us. We know our own individual circumstances. How much would Spitzer have paid not to get caught?

Winston569
04-03-08, 07:26
I have enough posts and time on the board to be a senior member. That really is all I need to do. I did not post about a lot of the other places I have been because there is plenty of info on those places and the quality of ladies (and where to find them) is well known; as you say, they are very hobby friendly and there is no difficulty finding action. Orbitz, Travelocity, and Expedia are good resources for hotels, so I don't really think I need to advertise for them. I do not post pictures; I have a film camera and often do not have access to a personal scanner.
There has been somewhat of a derth of information on PV lately, and some posts regarding new ladies from a service. I thought I would try to help by TOFTT this trip and report on it. There were also rumors of a favorite night spot closing down and I wanted to find out the truth about it. I often go quite a while between posts as I have nothing new to report. That does not seem to be a problem for the moderator / owner of this board, and as long as I follow his rules, I am assuming I am welcome to post when and what I feel like posting. If you would never spend what I am spending on ladies, then why do you care if I do not report every encounter in every country (and provide pictures, I guess to prove I really went there....)? You are obviously a much better negotiator, traveler, and judge of female than I am, so please feel free to ignore me and my posts (feeble and few they may be). I enjoy my vacations to PV, and would have with or without the ladies, but this time and a few before I have had experiences which I felt I would like to share. I have enjoyed trips and vacations all over the world, but have spent time exclusively in Mexico and Canada for the last few years because of rising costs of international travel, as you may notice yourself on one of you whirlwind ultra-professional hobbying jaunts around the globe. Since we obviously do not move in the same circles (you being so much more capable and savy than I), I do not anticipate we shall ever compete for the same ladies, so I say "Good luck and happy hunting". In the meantime, if I have any news to report on how much I overspent in Canada next month, or how I couldn't get away to Hong Kong, Thailand, Columbia, or Amsterdam for the weekend, I will certainly post it, and maybe throw in a picture of the Canadian border or Niagra Falls just to prove I was there. By the way, for someone who claims not to want to "flame" or "attack" anyone, your posts certianly come across that way; I am sure Mervon would agree. You assume too much (such as assuming I only came to PV for the hobby and did not want to leave the grounds except to go to Juniors; I don't remember promising to post a minute-by-minute account of the entire week, but I suppose by posting only about my experiences with the ladies I left out too much for enquiring minds - it also made me sound incredibly creapy; lurking away in the hotel just eating and drinking and calling out for more girls - thanks, I needed that.) I guess that's how superior people sound to us morons and peons down here on the ground.

UrbanWildlife
04-03-08, 16:54
I appreciate your response Winston and all of your posts!. I am sorry you feel that I am antagonist towards you because I debated the exorbinant prices you and Mervon are paying. This is far from the truth. I responded to your post with my opinion and position on this issue. I hope you do not quit posting because someone wanted to debate a price issue with you, because I feel your posts are welcome here, and they are beneficial.

As far as posting on other countries, I hope in the future you do post your information, as it is always nice to read about other peoples experiences in the particular area they visited and mongered in. I was not insinuating you never went to these places, so it was you who is assuming that is what I meant. I just felt it was kind of strange that you post on Canada and Puerto Vallarta, but not on areas you have visited that are more mongering friendly. Despite the wealth of information on these major mongering destinations, it should not detour you from posting yours, as your information might help someone, as that is what the board is all about.

Again, thank you for your contributions, and I look forward to reading about more of them in the future, and don't get so uptight if someone debates an issue with you.

Good luck to you!

The Sex Hunter
04-04-08, 22:32
Aquah Strip Club:

Here it is, the link:

http://www.aquah.com.mx/

Looks like there page is still under constraction. Hope to see more soon!

Happy hunting to you all!

TSH

UrbanWildlife
04-14-08, 01:19
Hello again!

Spent a few days back in Puerto Vallarta and made the circuit of the lower end establishments. There was alot of girls working in Las Alazenas, with a couple above average looking ones to be had on premises for $40.00 dollars U.S or for all night for $120.00 dollars. I spent some time with Susan, who is there almost every night, looks are so so but is a super good provider. Others hear on the board have spoken about her in the past, one I believe was Avid Writer.

Stavaganza was quite busy, and a girl named Maricela caught my eye. She had me pick her up at closing, and spent the entire next day with me, and provided an excellent experience. ;) She was very pretty, and the funny story about her, was we were both drunk, and once back at my place I brought out a ivibe rabbit vibrator and used it on her, before doing the deed myself. We were having a great time, various positions, and lots of foreplay, until I could not take it anymore, so I came because I was just dead tired. Here is the funny part though, she picks up the ivibe rabbit from the floor and goes into the bathroom, I get up out of bed to go see what the fuck she is doing, and when I open the bathroom door, she is standing there bent over, trying to do herself anally with the vibrator. Needless to say, I told her I would try to help her with the cause, being the good guy that I am. ;) We proceeded to the bed where I got some hand lotion to use as a lube, and I tried like hell to get myself back hard again, but ....... Since I was totally fucked out, I juiced up the rabbit and the rest is history. :) Total damage done was the cost of a swimsuit purchased the next day for $35.00 dollars.

Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta. There was some very nice quality girls working, and my friends and I had a super good time there as well, probably my favorite time of any since I have been going to the place. The only draw back to the place is the waiter we had. He always wears a do rag on his head and has a muscular build. He tried to rip me off on drinks on several occasions, by overcharging me. Also the girls get a commission of course from the ladies drinks, and a girl named Marisol tried to drink me under the table, taking advantage of the fact I was enjoying her company. She also attempted to take my money off of the table. However, this girl is a total freak, and was a blast to party with. Damage done was $100.00 dollars, and she was willing to go back to my place at closing for that same amount. For a fun time, and great sex she is highly recommended, just do not trust her. She is also really hot!. I thought my friend took some pics of her, but they were not on my camera so I am not sure what happened with that.

I am attaching a couple of pics of a girl who sat at my table. She was not that great in the looks department, but was a blast to party with. Throughout the 4 hours I spent there, I had probably 8 different girls sit at my table, and everyone wanted to use the toy I had in my pocket, called a Pocket Rocket Vibrator. They all loved it and it is a tool every monger should carry if you are out partying. It is like that credit card commercial that says "don't leave home without it". It is the bomb, as the girls love it, and you can use it on them right at your table, or let them operate it in front of you!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

The Sex Hunter
04-14-08, 12:29
Hello Urban Wildlife!

Thanks for your great report and the cool pictures! Have you got more of them? I think it´s about time to get same pictures in the Puerto Vallarta Thread!

John Dough
04-16-08, 04:25
Also would like to report on Conojitos, which is a stripclub next to the River in Pittell, a suburb of Puerto Vallarta.
Do you mean Pitillal?
http://www.vallarta-adventures.com/puerto-vallarta/north-vallarta-pitillal.html

Aquah Strip & Lingerie
Blvd. Francisco M. Ascencio 2600-A, Col. Villa Las Flores
http://www.vallartaonline.com/news/WhatsNewinVallarta2809/

Vallarta by Night
http://blog.duopixel.com/images/reporte_mens_clubs2.pdf
At Prestige you will find elegance and a professional show; at Hysteria there is fun and variety; at Candy’s you can expect plenty of attention; whereas Junior’s and Mirage offer a more private atmosphere.

CANDY’S GIRLS
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2940-
A, Marina Vallarta

HYSTERIA
Libramiento esquina
Brasil, Col. Lázaro
Cárdenas

JUNIOR’S
Púlpito 180, Zona
Romántica,

MIRAGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 1994,
Zona Hotelera

PRESTIGE
Boulevard Francisco
Medina Ascencio 2033
Zona Hotelera

Juliette Massage
http://www.juliette.com.mx/

UrbanWildlife
04-16-08, 05:24
If anyone goes to these places that J. Dough listed below, make sure you have an interest in a bank because you are going to need it! ;) These are all high end strip clubs with $10. to $20.00 dollar cover charges, and basically the same price structure you would find in the higher end strip clubs in the United States. Drink prices for putas is approximately $15.00 per drink and a bottle of beer will run you about $5. to $6.00 dollars for yourself. Price range to take a puta out of these places is approximately $250. to $300. dollars on the average, and this is only for an hour or two. To get a private show in the club figure on $100.00 for approximately 20 to 30 minutes max. There are several more of this types of clubs, that J. Dough does not have on his list, including a Hysteria II that is located in the building that previously hosted the disco Chic, very close to Farmacia Guadalajara.

Guys there are much better places to spend your hard earned money than at high end places like these, or PV Playmates, the escort service whose pricing structure is $250. to $400.00 for one or two hours, as Winston pointed out in his post # 324.

I am off to put a singles tour together in Colombia, departing on April 22nd for 3 weeks. If anyone is going to be in the Cartagena/Barranquilla/Santa Marta area, send me a p.m. I really have some beautiful non-pros lined up, and of course I am willing to share! :) I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta the first week in June.

John Dough
04-17-08, 02:54
UrbanWildlife, I totally agree with you about the crazy prices at the high end strip clubs. However, I have found the quality to be consistently good. One thing on offer that I have not found in the U.S. is $20 lap dances with touching not only allowed, but encouraged.

I appreciate you writing about the lower end clubs. I am trying to get an idea of where they are located, for the next time I visit Vallarta. Having reviewed the recent posts, I discovered that in post #295 Nauskas actually made a map of where to find Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. I also found in post #311 DukePV gave good directions to Conejita's and El y Ella. Does anybody know of a low end club in the old town area?

The Sex Hunter
04-17-08, 03:30
Gentlemen,

I was ones down the malecon and a guy waked up to me and offert me some fake silver souvenir shit. I told him that i'm not interested in it. Than he ask me if I am interested in something else maybe. I ask the old guy what else he has. Than he asked me if I want to have a girl for 1 night. I told him that this sounds ways better then the tourist shit he tryed to sell first. Than he offert me 1 girl for about 100 USD for 1 night. I asked him about how old the girl was. He said he has beautiful girls from age 18+. I denialed his offer because I had no time. It was my last day in PV.

What you guys think about such an offer? I was ones somewhere in the caribe and a guy how tried to sell cigars first came up also which such an offer. He wanted 250USD per night so I told him to get out of my few. The chics in the clubs where ways cheaper there!

UrbanWildlife
04-17-08, 07:04
Lower end places:

The most well known lower end puta place in Puerto Vallarta is Las Alazenas. The location has been mentioned many times on this thread. There are 3 other puta bars, Stravaganza, Cadillac (I believe it still goes by this name), and a new place that opened up that for years housed a puta bar called Tren. They are all basically next door to each other, or across the street from each other.

Even though Stravaganza and Cadillac can get expensive, the good thing about these places is it is easy to get the girls to go with you after closing, or to set up dates for the next day without breaking the bank. At Las Alazenas you can get girls to go with you for 24 hours for as little as one hundred dollars. To get service on premises it is usually only $40. to $50.00 dollars. Ladies drinks are 4 or 5 dollars compared to the high end strip clubs where you are paying a minimum of $15.00 dollars. Generally there are about 15 putas sitting around or up against the wall as you enter, and quality varies from day to day, with weekends being the best. The place is totally dead until about 11:30pm. In this bar you are sure to have a Mexican cultural bar experience. ;)

Another place I like to go to, and is very reasonable, is in an area I believe is called “Aurora”. There are 2 bars across from each other, one is call Mari Tierra, which is a large Mexican cantina with delicious free appetizers. They have approximately 6 normal waitresses working that generally are very attractive. I have on several occasions made dates with them for the next day, or on there day off. Beer prices are $1.50 for a Pacifico or Corona.

Directly across the street from Mari Tierra is a bar that I can never remember the name of, but it is a small Mexican cantina that has a juke box for music, and has several freelancers hanging out in it or working there as waitresses. It has been known to be a fun place, where after a few tequilas or several beers, you might find yourself dancing between the tables with a chica you are enjoying a drink with. These two bars are about a 3 minute taxi ride from the bars I spoke of at the beginning of this post. If you were on the road for example heading to the airport, you would take a right by the OXXO convenience store, and the La Paloma bull right, and go about a mile and half down the road and take a right. Approximately a block away you would run into these two bars. It is very easy to locate them, and most taxis know Mari Tierra. Again the drink prices are the same as in Mari Tierra.

Another local bar you might want to checkout that is a normal bar with good prices, is called "The Cantina". It is located in downtown Puerto Vallarta, on the street above the Malecon. It is a very popular bar for local Mexican girls, and it gets to be quite busy on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Drink prices are capable to the bars I spoke of above. Things get going here after 10:30pm. All taxi drivers know where it is at. This area of the city is filled with bars/discos/ and a couple of Karoeke bars that cater to both the local Mexican crowd, as well as the tourists.

The bar called “The Rodeo" is filled with Mexican locals, and actually has live banda music on Friday and Saturday nights. It is located in Pitillal. The music is excellent, but there is a $10.00 cover charge, but it will be filled with girls. On Thursday nights they have a tonga contest where girls enter into a contest and strip down to there g-string. Again this is a bar that does not get going until 10:30 for the most part. It is probably the most popular disco for local Mexican people. You might find you are the only gringo in the place, because of it being located in Pitillal, but it is very secure, and is actually a very nice place. The only thing I do not like about it is the fact most people sit down at tables. I am one who likes to move about, and never sits. My preference is to stand at the bar.

A disco bar that plays all types of music that is a favorite among the Mexican girls is called JB’s Disco. It is located a short distance from the strip club “Prestige” but on the other side of the street. Drink prices are reasonable, the music by a DJ is great, and it is a nice place from time to time to checkout to see what is going on. I have seen some real cuties in this place.

Rolex: Rolex is a stripclub that is located about 15 to 20 minutes from downtown Puerto Vallarta and pass the airport. The quality can be very good at times. It is a similar to the higher end strip clubs, but again it can be worthwhile to stop in, speak to some of the girls, and possibly set something up for later.

Hotel Erendira is located at Naranjo just south of Aquilles Serdan in the city of Puerto Vallarta. Freelancers hangout around here generally from 7 to 9pm but it is hit and miss. Your best bet is to walk around in this area and if they are out, they will find you.

Las Antorches has been mentioned on here many times, and is strictly a daytime bar with putas working inside with rooms in back. It is located across the street from where the ships dock. Prices again are reasonable for drinks, and your negotiating skills can get you a puta for $40. dollars. I am not sure if you can ever find a quality girl in this place. I have been to it quite possibly 15 times, and all the putas are old, fat, or both!

Mambos Cafe: I want to mention this place for anyone who is going to be taking a girl out on a date, and wants to impress them with a super good time. This is a latin salsa nightclub located near the Marina that has salsa bands. I have traveled the world over, and this is one of my favorite places. :) You will see some awesome salsa dancers, who are just normal people out enjoying themselves. The bands that play come from around the world. You might even want to hit the large dance floor yourself!. You will find couples dancing in the walkways before the night is over. The place does not get going until 11pm, and is only open Thursday through Saturdays.

In closing this post for now, I should point out that frequenting these local cantinas, discos, you really should have some knowledge and speaking ability of the Spanish language, or have a spanish speaking person with you. I do have a english speaking friend who is a taxi driver, I would highly recommend you use, if you are interested in going to any of these places I posted about. His fees are very fair, he has a nice air conditioned car with satellite radio, and most of all he knows a lot of the girls who hangout in these bars that he can introduce you to. He can also do your negotiating for you in the puta bars. Most importantly he is a super good and honest guy, who will help provide you a great time. I am sure if you read ISG member Rain Maker’s post, you will see what I am talking about. It is post number #284. Also send a p.m to ISG member Loco Mojjo and I can assure you he will provide you with a excellent recommendation of my friend. He used him just last month. If you are interested in using his services contact me via p.m., and I will provide you his contact information, or contact him myself on your behalf.

As I stated in my previous post, I am off to Colombia for 3 weeks on April 22nd, so if anyone will be there during this period of time get in touch with me. I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta approximately the first week in June, so again if anyone wants to have a cold beer send me a p.m. for contact information.

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UrbanWildlife
04-17-08, 07:10
Since you stated you have been in Puerto Vallarta, please make a field report of your experiences and post some pics. Share with us, where you stayed, what places you partied in, the prices, etc.

I am waiting for your complete field report!

The Sex Hunter
04-17-08, 23:08
Hi Urban Wildlife!

I only spend a short weekend (2 nights) in PV. I stayed at the Sheraton Hotel. I only had 1 night where I could go out and spent time looking for some fun. I wanted to see where I can find the local mexican girls first. I checked out the malecon area but found nothing else as tourists. Than I was looking for jouniors but I didn't found it. I wanted to go there to get some action going on. I didn't know that it is possible to take out girls from places like mirage so I didn't go there. During the day I was allways busy and on my second night I could not stay out long because I had to get up very early to go to the airport. I realy loved the time in PV and I will be there again but nextime I will spend more than 2 weeks there because it's a great place.

About pics: I tried twice to make fotos from pros but they always got angry when I pulled out the camera and asked them if I can make a picture. What is the secret to get them in the ambiance for foto-time?

Thank you for your great report! Now I know where to go on my next PV trip!

Don Tonto
05-12-08, 02:45
I went to Conojitos a couple of weeks ago and had a similar problem as UrbanWildlife (see post #332), but with a different crooked waiter: mid 20's, pudgy with a fair complexion. He tried to pull-off the old bill switch scam: I gave him a 200 peso note and with some sleight of hand, he tried to convince me that I had given him a 20 peso note. This was after I clearly showed and told him that I was handing him a 200 peso note. What kind of dumbass did he think I was? I didn't even have a 20 peso note in my pocket when I entered the place.

Then, getting my change back from the guy after each drink purchase was like pulling teeth. Each time the moron was obviously hoping I would forget that I had change coming back. He would avoid my table and I would have to get up and walk over to him to get my change after an excessive amount of time had passed.

Even the girl sitting at my table warned me that the waiter was a ratero (crook).

I don't plan on going back to Conojitos. There are too many alternative clubs where the waiters don't try to screw you at every opportunity. It's just not worth it.

Adios Amigos!

The Sex Hunter
05-21-08, 05:08
Hi Don Tonto!

Oh my god! Sorry to here what happend to you! Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV!

UrbanWildlife
05-21-08, 20:54
Hi Don Tonto!

Oh my god! Sorry to here what happend to you! Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV!Sex Hunter I know you read my report 4/13/2008 so you should know where Conojitos is located. I will let you read back through to find it. ;)

Palamides
05-22-08, 01:14
Traveling with a friend of mind 2nd week in june to Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta. I've read both boards and thank you all very much for the useful information. Unfortunately pickings look fairly slim in guadalajara and PV. Of course its not Tailand but relatively speaking.

I liked the suggestions of going to the ladies bars/mesaje and then making dates for later that evening, next day or their day off. I know there have been references in past posts but I would appreciate the general locations of ladies bars, mesaje etc., so I can check it out for myself. The girls from the strip clubs will most likely be out of my price range :)

Also I found a cool inexpensive hotel called Posada Rodger (very cheap) and would like to know what you guys think of it? Also how difficult it would be to get a girl back there in the afternoon, evening or for TDL.

thanks in advance for the info.

Any tips on Guadalajara, or some of the surrounding sights where the girls might be cheaper would be appreciated.

UrbanWildlife
05-22-08, 20:33
I liked the suggestions of going to the ladies bars/mesaje and then making dates for later that evening, next day or their day off. I know there have been references in past posts but I would appreciate the general locations of ladies bars, mesaje etc. , so I can check it out for myself. The girls from the strip clubs will most likely be out of my price range

Also I found a cool inexpensive hotel called Posada Rodger (very cheap) and would like to know what you guys think of it? Also how difficult it would be to get a girl back there in the afternoon, evening or for TDL.

I am very familiar with Hotel Roger as one of my very close friends owns Fredy's Tucan Restaurant which is attached to it. The restaurant is a staple in Puerto Vallarta for its reasonably priced breakfasts, and the quality of its food. I have actually stayed at the Roger many years back when I used to come to Puerto Vallarta as a tourist. The hotel is in a great location, and is adaquate. I would refer you to Casa Dona Susana (formerly Los Arcos Vallarta) which is in the same general area, but is a few steps from one of the nicest beaches that Puerto Vallarta has to offer, and is a SUPER value right now for about $55. 00 dollars a night. It would be classified as a 3 star property, where as Roger would be a 1 or 2 at best. It is my opinon that this area of Puerto Vallarta is the very best area to be for a variety of reasons, mostly because you are not stuck in a hotel tourist zone, but in a mix of locals and tourists, with many opportunities. The $55. 00 rate is available on Expedia and Orbitz travel sites. I know this property first hand, and actually was in the property in April, and it is way above what you are going to receive at Hotel Roger for approximately the same amount of money. Directly across the street from Casa Dona is the Los Arcos Suites at $63. 00 dollars a night on the above mentioned sites, and this is a great property as well, with many amentities. Great price and value. A side note. If you decide to follow my recommendations and book one of these properties, make sure you have it on your reservation for 2 persons. The price is the same either way, but it should protect you if anything is said about taking guests to your room. I want to make it very clear, that at no time have I experienced or heard of these properties not letting in a guest, but I am telling you as a preventive measure should the subject come up.

As far as the girls go, I suggest you read the posts I made in April, as nothing has changed since I wrote them. I also suggest you contact me for the contact of my friend, who I spoke about in my post on April 17th. The guy can be a real asset for you, even if it just getting information on girls. In addition, I might very well be in Puerto Vallarta during this same time period you will be, so feel free to contact me. I will do whatever I can to make your time in Puerto Vallarta a memorable one. I would like to offer you my assistance on Guadalajara, but I do not feel comfortable doing so, since it has been quite a few months since I have mongered in that beautiful city. It is one of my favorite cities in the world for many reasons.

Skug37
06-03-08, 01:09
I went to Conojitos a couple of weeks ago and had a similar problem as UrbanWildlife (see post #332)This is starting to get interesting, in that a good friend of mine was there just a few weeks ago and reported the exact same problem! Furthermore, nobody seemed to care when he left. El Y Ella, which is right next door, is a much better place. The last time that I was in Conejitas was a few years ago, and I noticed that it was still run down, however they were trying to charge the same amount as El Y Ella. The difference in the rooms between the 2 places is also like night and day. Also, a "Privado" in Conejitas is right out in the open on the stained cushion chairs they have, with everyone watching you. A "Privado" at El Y Ella is in a private room that resembles a dressing room. One time at Conejitas when I started fingering the hooker doing the Privado, the Waiter ran over and told me that I needed to pay for a room for that activity. During the same week, a woman from El Y Ella complained about me for throwing cold beer up her snatch during a Privado, and the Waiter and Bouncer just said that she probably deserved it and that I could stay as long as I wanted to. In essence, El Y Ella is much better!

Pvplaymates
06-09-08, 18:35
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UrbanWildlife
06-11-08, 06:33
Thanks Jackson for deleting the post below. We most certainly do not need these high end rip off escort services on the forum advertizing there services. True mongers go out and find some company. Obviously one of the members here turned them on to the ISG.

So does anyone have anything new to offer to this thread on mongering in Puerto Vallarta?. I provided information recently to a couple of people through p.m who were going to be in Puerto Vallarta in May. Guys, please give back to the forum. Now is also a great time to get really nice accomodations in Puerto Vallarta really cheap, so contact me via p.m for details.

Palamides
06-16-08, 08:25
I just got back and had an enjoyable time; not just in PVR but in Zacatecas and Guadalajara.

First night in PVR we went to Hysteria in centro. Nice place and helpful staff but way to expensive for the girls in my oppinion. Yes the drinks for the girls were $15/beer and $20/mixed drink but they tended to stay around for more than a song so that was ok with me. The girl I was with was so totally hot I loved it. Prices for sex on premesis were $200/ for 1/2 hour and $250 for an hour. They said I could take a girl out of the places for $270 and a nice tip for the staff. The two younger girls working were really hot, fun affectionate but I thought the prices quoted were too much.

More on the zona later. Thanks Urban Wildlife for the tip on Casa Dona Susana it was ok for the price.

I like staying down at the centro/old vallarta and enjoy hanging out at los arcos on the beach and by the pools. Lots of nice families there. I found the close proximity to gay friendly hotels and openly gay and transexual behavior a little disconcerting.

Palamides
06-17-08, 02:31
I went to the zona I don't remember the two clubs that have been referred to here. Lysette is a new girl from dominica really hot in my oppinion. She quoted me $140 for the hour and went down to $120. I went accross the street and went with a woman (don't remember her name) for $60 for 40 minutes. I didn't have the money so it was short but sweet!

My porter in the hotel where I stayed asked me if I wanted a girl on the way up. I had remembered the comments from the board here and asked if there would be any trouble getting someone in and he said no.

The Sex Hunter
06-17-08, 07:42
Hello Gentlemen,

I will go soon down to PV to visit a friend. I want to go out "Sex Hunting" in PV. What are the best places at the moment? I want to try Stavaganza and Las Alazenas. I know (thanks to the map in post #295) where to find Las Alazenas. Is Stavaganza also located around there?

What is the cheapest Hotel in PV? I stay at my friends place so I can't bring some girls to his Condominio because he is living with his wife together. :.(I just need a room for a view hours to get the "one eyed warrior" happy! If the room has aircondition I would be happy! By the way: Is it a problem in PV to bring some "pros" to the room? I have made already bad experiences where they nearly kicked my out of a Hotel, that is why I ask.

How is it with the girls that advertise in Craigs List? Are they all expensive or is it worth contacting them?

What is the maximum you guys would pay in PV if you take a girl for 1 hour, 2 hours or 24 hours? I don't want to come back home with no cash in the pocked!

I'll give my best to make some pictures. If I have luck with hunting I post the pics in here!

At Palamides: What is "the zona"?

Happy hunting guys! TSH

UrbanWildlife
06-17-08, 16:21
Thanks for taking the time to share some info. on the board. Do you remember what bar exactly the Dominicana was working at?. Was it across the street from Las Alazenas? The names of these two bars are Stravaganza and Cadillac?. Do you remember her name?. I am going to be flying in from Colombia for a short stay, and then returning directly back to Colombia, so I might just check her out if you can provide me more info.

Thanks again for sharing the info.

Eduardo

UrbanWildlife
06-17-08, 23:39
To answer your questions:

Stravaganza is located across the parking lot from Las Alazenas, and next door to Cadillac. Every taxi driver in Puerto Vallarta knows where these places are located. If you are still confused, go back and read my latest reports on Puerto Vallarta.

For a cheap hotel, and there are many in the $20.00 dollar a night range, my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you. The hotel is in a decent area and is very secure. The rooms are also very clean, and have cable, hot water, nice water pressure, air conditioning if you request a room with it, and so forth. It is very well worth the $20.00 dollars. It is located not to far from Farmacia Guadalajara, and Hysteria 2. From my experience, all hotels that are located outside the tourist zones are girl friendly. Remember at this time of the year Puerto Vallarta gets extremely hot and humid, so air conditioning is mandatory.

The girls that advertize on Craigslist come for the most part from the overly prices robbers, pvplaymates. (See Winstons report a while back) My advice is to run as fast as you can, because if they get you, you will most definitely end up broke broke!. The best thing you can do Sex Hunter in your case is to contact my friend who I have posted about previously here on the forum. He will make sure your very well taken care of, even if you do not use his taxi services. He knows everything that is going on with the girls, and will serve as a super contact for you!. He does speak english.

Palamides referred to Zona in reference to Zona Rosa, which is where Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, e.c.t are located. Again if you mention Zona Rosa every taxi driver will know where you are referring to.

The prices you pay are all based on your negotiating skills. Again specifically in your case I would recommend you to contact my friend Rogelio as he will save you alot of money. If you choose to do your own negotiating, do not give more than $100.00 dollars for one hour service. It is also important you have some knowledge of the Spanish language or the chances are good you will be paying alot more than a Spanish speaker.

If you need any further assistance or have any other questions feel free to contact me through p.m

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Palamides
06-18-08, 03:11
Thanks for taking the time to share some info. on the board. Do you remember what bar exactly the Dominicana was working at?. Was it across the street from Las Alazenas? The names of these two bars are Stravaganza and Cadillac?. Do you remember her name?. I am going to be flying in from Colombia for a short stay, and then returning directly back to Colombia, so I might just check her out if you can provide me more info.

Thanks again for sharing the info.

EduardoThanks, yes the bar in the zona was called Stravaganza. Lysette is the dominicana and worth checking out. We started at $140/hr and worked down to $120 worth it I think given the prices I was quoted at Hysteria ($200-250)There were two more girls that were hot there in my oppinion. One other girl was good looking but got nixed due to all the hardware on her lips and eyebrows. Off course I went accross the compound to Alazenas to do a girl for cheaper but wish I had just stayed with Lysette.

To Answer sex hunters question the cheapest hotels in vallarta are in the centro on Franisco Madero Street. There are several hotels/posadas on that street that are under $35 us dollars a night to stay in. I stayed in Villa Del Mar for a night before before I moved to casa dona susanna. If you got the money Sex Hunter I would recommend getting a cheap hotel on madero and taking a girl out of Hysteria there. A few of the girls are young and hot but rather pricey.

The Sex Hunter
06-18-08, 08:32
Big thank you for your great help!

I guess that I will take a girl from Hysteria out as a "Highlight" of the vacation! I was always thinking that a Hotel is more then 50 USD per night but if I can get a Hotel for about 20 to 35USD. Than that changes my calculation so I have more cash to spend in mogering! Is it also possible to take girls out for a night from other strip clubs or is that only in Hysteria possible?

Where in PV is Hotel Erendira located and is it easy to find it so I can look for that cheap Hotel around that area?

My espaniol is good enough to understand most thing and to talk a little. What are the best tricks to get the girls down with the prices?

By the way: Does anyone know where I find jouniors and is that place good for mogering or is it a expensive ripp-off! ?

Sorry for asking so many questions but my last visit to PV made me very "desperado" after all the sexy girls I have seen there running round!

Don Tonto
06-21-08, 09:48
Where in PV is that shit-club? I don´t like to go there by accident when I am back in PV!There are two independent clubs side-by-side: "Conojitos" and "El y Ella".

1) Conojitos sucks because of the crooked waiters.

2) El y Ella is a good place with 8-10 girls and definitely worth a visit.

To get there:

From the main road (called Francisco Medina Ascencio) make a turn onto the side street next to Sam's Club (called J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo).

Continue driving East, on J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo, you will pass two more traffic lights. The last traffic light will have an OXXO convenience store on the right side.

Very soon, maybe 75 yards after passing this OXXO, the road will curve strongly to the left. Just before this curve, you will make a right hand turn, behind some buildings, onto a short dirt road that leads past the two strip clubs. Stay alert, you could pass by this dirt road a dozen times and not even realize that there are strip clubs on it.

The second club you encounter on the dirt road is El y Ella.

The total driving distance from Sam's Club to the strip clubs is about 0.8 miles.

I heard the little bar/restaurant immediately to the left of El y Ella is open during the day and frequented by some of the dancers. This might be a good venue for the daytime mongers. But, I didn't go during the day to check it out.

P.S. The OXXO store next to the Bullring is not the same one I'm talking about in this post - although a turn onto that side street will get you to the "Zona" clubs after driving about 1.2 miles, and making a right turn into the compound.

Don Tonto
06-21-08, 10:30
Here are a couple of tips I hope you will consider during your Puerto Vallarta trip:

1) If you plan on driving around during the wee hours of the morning, consider taking a taxi instead. Especially if you will be drinking. The late-night traffic cops patrol the town with a vengeance and some are hungry for bribe money for traffic infractions. They could pull you over just for the hell of it on hope that you've been drinking. If nothing is wrong, they let you go. In the early morning hours, the roads are almost deserted: except for the cabbies and you. There are lots of cabs to be found at the regular clubs and the strip clubs (including the "Zona"). So there's no excuse for driving drunk.

2) If you are going to the Zona Clubs; like Stravaganza, Las Alansas, Cadillac, and Matehuala, DON'T have any drugs or weapons in your possession. I have been shaken down twice for drugs by the cops who regularly patrol the Zona: once in Stravaganza and once in its dirt parking lot. I didn't have anything illegal, so they let me go after the search. If I had some pot, or something, I really don't know if the cops would have hauled me to jail or just tried to extort money out of me. It's best to not find out the answer.

On the same note, on rare occasions some local Mexicans guys could get friendly with you at the Zona clubs and either come to sit at your table, or invite you to theirs. As anti-social as it seems, I try to avoid such situations because I don't know who these guys really are. Maybe I'm paranoid but I wouldn't want to be sitting with some minor drug dealers when the cops came into the club on a little inspection detail.

The Sex Hunter
06-21-08, 23:32
There are two independent clubs side-by-side: "Conojitos" and "El y Ella".

1) Conojitos sucks because of the crooked waiters.

2) El y Ella is a good place with 8-10 girls and definitely worth a visit.

To get there:

From the main road (called Francisco Medina Ascencio) make a turn onto the side street next to Sam's Club (called J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo).

Continue driving East, on J. Jesus Gonzalez Gallo, you will pass two more traffic lights. The last traffic light will have an OXXO convenience store on the right side.

Very soon, maybe 75 yards after passing this OXXO, the road will curve strongly to the left. Just before this curve, you will make a right hand turn, behind some buildings, onto a short dirt road that leads past the two strip clubs. Stay alert, you could pass by this dirt road a dozen times and not even realize that there are strip clubs on it.

The second club you encounter on the dirt road is El y Ella.

The total driving distance from Sam's Club to the strip clubs is about 0.8 miles.

I heard the little bar/restaurant immediately to the left of El y Ella is open during the day and frequented by some of the dancers. This might be a good venue for the daytime mongers. But, I didn't go during the day to check it out.

P.S. The OXXO store next to the Bullring is not the same one I'm talking about in this post - although a turn onto that side street will get you to the "Zona" clubs after driving about 1.2 miles, and making a right turn into the compound.Hi Don Tonto!

I made that map according to your information. I guess that you mean 1 of those 3 dirt roads:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1156/30814824ye4.jpg

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2115/68211627yx3.jpg

Can you please tell me if my map is correct and which one it is?

Thank you!

TSH

Don Tonto
06-23-08, 03:45
Hi TSH,

I have marked the locations of the Zona Roja and Conojitos/El y Ella on your first map. The satellite image is a few years old, so I also marked the new Liverpool store location. You can see the rectangular shape of the Zona Roja compound from the satellite image.
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4930/mapop1.jpg

UrbanWildlife
06-23-08, 05:20
Hello guys,

Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?

The Sex Hunter
06-23-08, 05:54
Hi Don Tonto!

Thank you for marking the map! Know we have a usefull map in the PV threat! Do you also know where Juniors is located?

Don Tonto
06-23-08, 08:11
Junior's is located on the Southside of town, near the pier. They did a fancy remodeling of the place a few years ago, but now it is starting to show a lot of decline. Many of the vinyl chairs have rips in them and I haven't been too impressed with the "girl quality" there.

The same owners also have Candy's Girls and the newer Aquah Club: both located on the main road in the Marina Area. These two places seem to be getting more attention from the owners.

The last time I went to Junior's, the doorman tried to charge me 200 pesos cover charge. I knew that the cover was really only 100 pesos and politely said, "Thank you", and turned to walk away. Then, he countered, "It's ok, you don't have to pay anything!" I walked in free of charge!

Once inside, I discovered there were only two other customers; both sitting at the same table. They had three average-looking girls working. A fourth, small-breasted girl would have been a cutie, except that she had these big fugly tatoos all over her body.

I have a lot of good memories about that place from several years ago when they always had a lineup of of a dozen, or more, sharp-looking chicas. Back in those days, you could see through the window into the girl's dressing room from almost every table. They even had a shower that was visible from all the customer tables where you could sometimes watch a girl freshing up after her dance.

The Sex Hunter
06-23-08, 08:27
Hello Don Tonto!

Ooooh, after I read your report I have to say I am very happy that I did´t find the place by my first (and until now last) PV visit!

Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?

Hello Urban Wildlife!

When are you in PV? Are you setting up a party?

A successful hunt wishes,

TSH

Don Tonto
06-23-08, 08:49
Hello guys,

Anyone have any recent updates, as in the past couple of weeks, on any new places that have opened or not shared yet here on the board, what the scenery looks like at any of the bars in zona roja, or out by the river, Conojitos, or El y Ella?. I might have some good contact information for you guys on some free lancers, but I cannot confirm it until my visit in a couple of weeks. I will be flying into Puerto Vallarta from Colombia for a 4 or 5 day stay on business and of course pleasure, then will be returning back to Colombia. Anyone going to be around and want to be a part of a fun and exciting party I am working on?Unfortunately, I am returning to the U.S. tomorrow, after a nice week in Puerto Vallarta. Next month, I'll have a few days stay in England.

1)The bar "El y Ella" has two new girls who are quite different from the typical fare.

Samantha, from Guadalajara, is a very cute, 19 year-old with light-skin and light-colored eyes (maybe green, but don't remember). She has a full-bodied hairstyle with shoulder-length light-brown hair Nice girl, nice legs, slender with ample, natural breasts. She is Mexican, but doesn't have strong Hispanic features.

Dulce, from Michoacan, is a very cute, tiny girl (maybe 4' 11" without those high heels) and has a light-complexion. She has straight chestnut-brown hair that curls-in a bit at her shoulders. Dulce is slender with large breasts in comparison to her body frame. But, she smokes like a smokestack and drinks like a fish. She doesn't seem to mind a bit of exposed breast fondling/kissing/sucking from her customers, as long as they are buying her drinks. But, she finishes-off those drinks quickly!

2) "Stravaganza", in the Zona Roja, has a new crop of girls, but no one who really pegged my interest meter.

3) "Matehuala" (ex. Mi Tren), in the Zona Roja, had an attractive, very large-breasted (silicone-enhanced) chica working there for a couple of weeks. She wore the sexiest "fuck-me" dresses that you NEVER see in places like the Zona. But, she didn't like Puerto Vallarta so much and is returning to Tijuana.

The Sex Hunter
06-23-08, 12:38
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Don Tonto
06-25-08, 00:46
Sorry, minor edit for my last post:
Samantha is not from Guadalajara, I remember she said she is from Tepic. Her eyes were "honey colored".

At the risk of sounding like her pimp, the good thing about this lady is she only drinks Corona beers (at 130 pesos each - lady's beer price, not yours) and takes her time finishing off the bottle. Some El y Ella girls will try to "up-sell" you with mixed drinks (at 150 pesos each - lady's drink price, not yours) that can be finished in a hurry!

Don Tonto
06-25-08, 01:10
Is it also possible to take girls out of Candy's Girls and Aquah or are that expensive places?At the high-end places, taking the girls out is often encouraged. Of course, it costs more. Another idea though is to set up a date with the girl for a meeting outside of the club. The girl will make more money because the club won't take a cut.

If you really click with a girl, ask her out on a normal date to go eat or go to the normal clubs on her day off. Some, but not all, of the girls lead a really boring life. The wake up at 2 P.M., do a few routine things during the afternoon, arrive at the club by 9 P.M., stay at the club until 6 A.M., go home and sleep. In the smaller clubs, many of the girls live on premises. I wouldn't recommend forming a serious relationship with a service provider, but a few times out on the town might be fun and exciting for her.

As an example, Samantha, from my last post, likes to go to the cinema to see comedies. There are a few decent cinema houses in Puerto Vallarta to go to. The problem is that Samantha, like most women, doesn't like to go to the movies alone. There is no guarantee that she would accept an offer to go, but you won't get thrown in jail for asking.

UrbanWildlife
07-03-08, 06:39
Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. ;) You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.

I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.

The Sex Hunter
07-03-08, 23:54
Hi Urban!

I´m down friday next week and stay for 2 weeks there! Are you still in PV at that time?

I hope you enjoy your time in PV and I also hope that you have every night something to do to keep you busy! Please post some pics if you can make some!!!

Regards,

TSH

The Sex Hunter
07-04-08, 00:09
Hi Urban Wildlife!

Can you please give me the name of that Hotel (my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you.) you are talking about? By the way: Where in PV will I find Farmacia Guadalajara and Hysteria 2?


For a cheap hotel, and there are many in the $20.00 dollar a night range, my recommendation is to go to a hotel that is very close to Hotel Erendira. As I mentioned in a previous post, Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it, but there is a hotel a half block away on the same street that is very nice. The name of it escapes me at the moment but if you p.m me I will get it for you. The hotel is in a decent area and is very secure. The rooms are also very clean, and have cable, hot water, nice water pressure, air conditioning if you request a room with it, and so forth. It is very well worth the $20.00 dollars. It is located not to far from Farmacia Guadalajara, and Hysteria 2. From my experience, all hotels that are located outside the tourist zones are girl friendly. Remember at this time of the year Puerto Vallarta gets extremely hot and humid, so air conditioning is mandatory.

Palamides
07-04-08, 00:51
Anyone around who wants to join in my party starting today?. If so, send me a p.m and I will get you my telephone contact info. I will also be on a bar tour throughout Vallarta every night, so I will checkout the girls Don posted about, as well as Palamides. I usually start out about 9, and the party usually ends about 4 or 5 in the morning. ;) You can find me in Captain Rons in the afternoon today (Thursday) saying my hellos to Ron and Don, and several other friends who are regulars in there. Stop by for a drink or two or three on me!.

I am also in the process of setting up 4 or 5 girls for a orgy type of party, so this should be an interesting weekend, before I return back to Colombia. By the way I just posted some pics on the Cartagena, Colombia, thread of my recent stay there if anyone is interested.I am long gone from puerto vallarta or I'd join you, Urban. Great pics on the columbian board! Based on your taste in women I hope you definitely check out Lysette at Stravaganza I think you will like very much! Looking forward to your report. I'm long gone from PVR but I am holding up my end on the Juarez, Mexico board and headed there tonight!

UrbanWildlife
07-05-08, 00:13
Sex Hunter pay Jackson your membership dues so you can send and receive messages. The main board is not a board for communicating in personal messages.
Will post a report later as I am to busy partying to take the time to write one now. Had a great party after zona rosa closed. I rented a jacuzzi suite at motel Dudas and had 4 girls for me and my friend partying until 10am this morning. It was alot of fun with alot of girl on girl action taking place. Just my type of party! ;) Tonight it is a Mexican cantina bar tour, which will include stopping at all the puta bars in zona rosa and out by the El y Ellas. Another long night but it will be a long night of fun!. I am even taking my pocket rocket with me tonight. :) (The vibrator in the pics I posted on this board I believe in April.) The girls love it. :)

Thanks for your kind words Palamides, hopefully our paths will cross in the near future. Your girl was one of the girls with me last night or should I say this morning! ;)

UrbanWildlife
07-09-08, 07:14
During my stay in Puerto Vallarta I partied super hard all night, and every night at various different types of bars until the sun was shining in the morning, from Mexican Cantinas, such as Mar y Tierra, Jocacitos, Los Corrales, to the puta bars in zona rosa, Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, the bar which years past was called Tren, and then to the bars along the river, El y Ellas, and Conojitos. I also hit a new bar that opened up a month or two ago called Latino, which is a strip club with some high quality girls.

The bars were somewhat quiet, at least until my friends and I arrived! ;) The bar that had the most excitement in it was Latino. Latino is located close to the stadium, and not to far from Hysteria 1. It is on the upper end of the scale, but I was treated by the security staff, waiters and of course the chicas, as if I was a King. :) It was a lot of fun getting that type of treatment. :D The chicas are also free to leave the premises at closing time, and I actually had the waiters and security staff encouraging me to set things up for after closing, which I think was 4am.

I really do not have a lot to report on that is new.

Here is a couple of recommendations that have not been mentioned on the board.
Hotels:
The hotel that Sex Hunter was asking me about in his post below is called Hotel Azteca. The rooms are $25.00 dollars a night. The hotel is very clean, the desk clerk and security staff are very friendly. You get satellite TV, a hot shower, and the rooms are pleasant to be in. The draw back is the rooms are only equipped with fans, and I have to have air conditioning. The hotel is located in a nice location that is accessible to most anything you want. A half block away is Hotel Erendia which generally has some street walkers standing around it.
Another hotel recommendation is called Hotel San Carlos. The room rates for this hotel are $50.00 dollars a night and the rooms are actually large suites with kitchenettes. At this price you are getting a great deal!. The place has a pool, air conditioning, and the rooms are very clean as well the entire hotel. You also have maid service. The one draw back of this place is the water for the shower at least in the room I checked out #20 was not very hot, and the only air conditioner was in the bedroom, and it did not keep the entire suite cold. The place is located in a great location. It is located a half block from Rizals Mercado, and in walking distance to Hysteria 2, Farmacia Guadalajara, El Torito Restaurant, the bar called Marachi Loco, casas de cambio, and every convenience you might need. You are also within a 10 minute walk to the beach. This area is what is referred to as Old Vallarta, and it is my preferred area to be in. You will also find a half block from the hotel and on the same side of the street the best birria taco stand in all of Puerto Vallarta. It is called Robles Birria, and it is only open from about 9:30am to the time they sell out, which is about 12 to 12:30pm. It is a must to try if you are in this area.

Lastly for hotels/motels, if you are looking to have some fun go to a motel called Motel Dudas. It is located just off the main road coming from the airport. Every taxi driver in the city knows where it is at. It is a sex motel that is very clean and the rooms are rented I believe for a 4 or 6 hour period for $50.00 dollars. For your $50.00 dollars you get a room with a Jacuzzi, porn channels, and the rooms are large suites. They are very nice. I ended up on Thursday and Friday nights having an orgy type party after the bars closed, and on Saturday night I ended up going with a girl from Stravaganza. By the way, this girl from Stravaganza was awesome sexually, a total nympho freak. Her name was Alejandra, and she was working sort of as a host. On Saturday it just so happened to be her birthday, and I was fortunate enough towards the end of the night to attract her attention somehow, as she approached me asking me if I wanted her company, and of course I had to say yes since it was her birthday. No money was discussed, but when she departed at 12pm or so, I gave her the eight hundred pesos, I had left in my wallet. Just an awesome fun girl who I will definitely hope to see again. I did not get her contact info or pics unfortunately, but she told me she has worked at Stravaganza for quite a long time, and has lived in Puerto Vallarta her entire life.

I am sorry that some of the pics are going to come out smaller than normal, but that is due to some cropping I had to do. Also the quality of the girls in the pics is not up to my normal standards, but who really cares when you are out having fun in a party atmosphere that has alot of life in it. :D

Thanks again to Don Tonto and Palamides for sharing your recent information with me prior to my trip in your posts below. I am now back in Colombia for two weeks, and not sure when I will be returning to Puerto Vallarta, since I will be coming back to Colombia again in September, and have plans for the Philippines in November, and a trip to Mexicali hopefully in August. I hope you guys as well as others will continue to share information here, as I will always consider Puerto Vallarta "home" for me. :)

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The Sex Hunter
07-10-08, 03:24
Hello Urban Wildlife!

Thank you for your great report and your detailed information! I wish I would already be in PV right now but I need to wait one more loooong day until I arrive! I will definitely look if I can find that Motel Dudas with the jacuzzi! That new Bar called Latino sounds like I have to go there too!

Is Puerto Vallarta busy at this time of the season or is it more quiet at that times of the year?

The Sex Hunter
07-15-08, 07:52
Gentlemen,

I have made today at daytime a visit to zona roja and to Conojitos. The Zona roja was like invisible but I just found it because of the map that Don Tonto made! I also found Conojitos. It is a red building but I didn´t find El y Elle. Is El y Ella the Bar on the left side of Conojitos with the gurilla statue over the entrance? After what I read in here about Conojitos, I am not going to enter the club.

One more question I have about that Motel called Dudas. How can I find it by car? If I understand it right it should be near the airport!? Is it somewhere in here?

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5665/apsy9.jpg

UrbanWildlife
07-15-08, 18:04
Quit being so cheap Sex Hunter and pay Jackson his membership dues so you can receive personal messages. The board is not to be used as your personal information mailbox.
I am not trying to be a dic, but you are always requesting personal information, but refuse to pay a measley twenty dollars to get it. I would love to answer your questions, but the open forum is not the place for the reasons I stated above.

Don Tonto
07-16-08, 07:38
El y Ella is right next door (to the left) of Conojitos. If you look closely at the "stylized" sign above their door, you can read the name.

I don't know about the Motel Dudas. There is a Motel Dunas that you can see off to the right-hand side of the road as you are driving from the Airport northward to the Central Camionera (central bus terminal). It is a block, or so, behind the highway, and I believe there is a road sign that points the direction.

The Sex Hunter
07-17-08, 10:14
Hello Gentlemen!

First of all I want to apologies that I use the forum for free and make it look like as I would use it as my personal information mailbox! I will pay the 20 bugs as soon as my holiday is over and I am back at home!

Today I was looking for the Motel Urban Wildlife talked about. It´s correct name is Dumas. Here you can find it:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1381/motelsud8.jpg

It is inside the red box I marked. At the yello marked box you find another Motel. The Yellow marked Motel is very easy to find.

Tomorrow night I want to go out hunting at Hysteria. If I find a girl that offers me a good price I take her to the Motel Dumas. What would be a good price to pay for a girl for one night at Hysteria?

UrbanWildlife
07-17-08, 20:18
Hello Gentlemen!

Tomorrow night I want to go out hunting at Hysteria. If I find a girl that offers me a good price I take her to the Motel Dumas. What would be a good price to pay for a girl for one night at Hysteria?Sorry about the mix up on the name. I have been referring to it as Dudas for several years. lol As far as Hysteria goes, I would not even think about it, as it will cost you probably 3 to 4 hundred dollars, and possibly more depending on how long you want to keep her with you.

If I was you I would go to Latino and negoitate with a girl directly. Ask her to go after she gets off of work. I was quoted $100 to $130.00 dollars, and I know I could have kept them for the rest of the night, but again the negotiations are different for everyone. Good luck to you and get some pics!. Another possibility is to go to Stravaganza and see if the host I had is working. She was fantastic, and never asked me for nothing, but I really had fun with her so I gave her 800 pesos out of kindness. I am sure you could probably get her for $100.00 or so as well. I wrote about her in my report below.

If all else fails, and you want a great GFE, go to Las Alazenas and speak to Susan. Several others on here have wrote about her. I think I might have posted a pic of her awhile back. She is a super fun girl who is also a sex freak. You will most definitely enjoy her. Again one hundred dollars should do the trick. The last option I have for you is to contact my friend Rogelio and he will get you a nice looking girl without breaking the bank. It is totally crazy to pay the prices that the girls want from Hysteria, Prestige, and all those similar types of clubs. I am telling you there is alot of quality in Latinos.

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The Sex Hunter
07-18-08, 10:35
I just got back from Hysteria. I had a girl there and I set up a possible meeting with her for saturday. She wants 250 USD for 3 hours. She gave me her Phonenumber and I should call her Saturday. If I can get the price down to about 130 to 150 USD for the 3 hours would it be a acceptable deal then? The girl itself looks wonderfull, sexy and has a tight ass!

In Hysteria they told me that say have rooms upstairs and they want 200 USD for 1 hour and 250 USD for 2 hours which is totaly stupid!

The place itself is great! The girl had 2 drinks for 150 Pesos per drink. She didn´t try to ripp me off and as I asked her if we can´t do something during daytime she came up with that offer. We had a lot of fun together.

The Sex Hunter
07-19-08, 11:42
Gentelmen,

I just came back from Platino. This is the bar Urban Wildlife talked about.
I have to say that the service in that bar was good by the waiters! They brought the drinks quick and always had an eye on the table! The place was about half full. The bad side of place was the girls and there prices! I went there with a mexican friend from PV. We had a table right next to the dancefloor where the girls did the strip show! After about 5min. we had 2 girls coming over to us. One was a blond girl that had her face covered with a mask and the second girl is one of the girls on Urban Wildlifes report #373. Both girls where sitting on our legs with there back turned to us. After a short time there was no girl on stage and thay still where sitting like that. It was realy hard to start a conversation with them! We invited them for 3 drinks per girl. They finished there drinks in a big rush just to get the next one! Each drink costed us 130Pesos. Now comes the hammer: After the girls where about 15min. at our table and we managed to share about 10 sentences a guy walked up to us and asked us if we where not interested in taking the girls to a room for 25min. It costs "only" 1000 Pesos! How stupid did they think I am!!! 100 USD for 25min. is a rip off! My mexican friend from PV still can´t beleave that! In total we spend not more than 1 hour at the place. The price was in total a little less then I payed for 2 hours in Hysteria. Also I was there with a friend and we and the girls had 2 drinks each. The drinks we had was the same we had at Platino and the 4 drinks the 2 girls had had a price of 150Pesos. They finished one drink per hour. At Platino they finished 3 drinks per hour! At Hysteria the girls where realy beautefull and where dancing like hell on our nuts! They showed us there asses and titas and had no problem that we where fingering around there! In Platino they just showed us one of there tits for about 10 seconds.

Sorry that I can´t report something better! I realy thought I would find a perfect GFE for a fair price in Platinos so I went there with a lot of hope! I doubt that I go to Platinos again because there offer with 100USD for just 25min. of sex with a girl that is not even up for a conversation after we sponsered some drinks is a pain in the neck!

If anybody is still interested in Platino, here you can find it:

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2964/platinoxd5.jpg

Just between Platino and the big main road is a Bank calle Banamex or something like that. It is a modern building you can see from the main road.

Jdoggg
07-21-08, 03:00
I am visiting PV this coming weekend and looking for some help. I have never been to PV.

Staying at All inclusive place and would like to have a GFE type girl come to me, or I can go get her, but back to my place. Looking for multiple hours or days if the price is right.

I speak NO spanish. I have been with some girls that speak no english in TJ and Guadalajara, which is fine for a short visit, but for companionship for a longer time, english would be very nice.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Palamides
07-22-08, 07:47
I am visiting PV this coming weekend and looking for some help. I have never been to PV.

Staying at All inclusive place and would like to have a GFE type girl come to me, or I can go get her, but back to my place. Looking for multiple hours or days if the price is right.

I speak NO spanish. I have been with some girls that speak no english in TJ and Guadalajara, which is fine for a short visit, but for companionship for a longer time, english would be very nice.

Any help is greatly appreciated.Jdogg check the erotic services link from craig'slist.com. Didn't know about till I left, but there are some escort advertisements there for PVR. If money is not an object then you might find something. The thing that impressed me most about PVR is how hospitality/service savvy everyone was if you ask around you might find something. Also, Urban Wildlife has stated on this board that if you PM his account he can put you in touch with a cabbie that has the lowdown on the girls in PVR.

The Sex Hunter
07-22-08, 20:55
Gentlemen,

I contacted just a view time ago a girl that advertisees regulary at Craigs List. She offert me 200 US Roses for 1 hour and 300 US Roses for 2 hours! "Do I look like a fucking Bank or what" I thought after she wrote me the answer over her prices! :-)
I would find it very interesting if you can get them down with the price and how much especialy if you are in town all year or very very often!?

Longshot420
07-24-08, 09:51
How far is the Nuevo Vallarta area from the La Zone Rosa area, Candy's, and Las Antorchas. It sounds like Las Antorchas is the only option for day time activity, or is the Hotel Erendia a legitimate option? With Hotel Erendia would you recommned getting a room up the road at Hotel Azteca before trolling the area, and are there some decent SW or is it crackhead land like many areas in the states. Any help would be appreciated coming down this weekend for several days and would like to avoid the high dollar places if possible. Thanks

LongShot

Also how serious is it to get caught with small amounts of marijuana in that area?

Longshot420
07-24-08, 09:55
Urbanwildlife,

What is your cantact for your cabbie?

He sounds like one hell of a host?

Thanks in advance

The Sex Hunter
07-24-08, 19:23
Nuevo Vallarta (New Vallarta) is like 10 to 15min. away from Candys and maybe 20min. away from the Zona Rocha.

Longshot420
07-25-08, 18:07
Urban & Hunter,

You two seem like you have it figured out down there so I will ask you two. Am I crazy to fly solo to areas like Zona Rosa with no spanish speaking ability. I feel like I am a big boy that can take care of myself but am I looking for trouble with a target on my back sticking out like a Grande Gringo with no language ability? Thanks both of your guys posts throughout the board have been very helpful.

Thanks again,

LongShot

UrbanWildlife
07-27-08, 00:36
Urban & Hunter,

You two seem like you have it figured out down there so I will ask you two. Am I crazy to fly solo to areas like Zona Rosa with no spanish speaking ability. I feel like I am a big boy that can take care of myself but am I looking for trouble with a target on my back sticking out like a Grande Gringo with no language ability? Thanks both of your guys posts throughout the board have been very helpful.

Thanks again,

LongShotYou will be fine my friend. When you go into Las Alazenas ask the waiter if his name is Chava. He works there all the time and basically runs the place. Tell him you are a friend of Eduardos and Rogelios. He will take good care of you!. That is a promise and good luck!

Batmanda
07-29-08, 21:23
I've been reading these posts, and all seem very knowledgable about the girls of Puerto Vallarta.

I'm leaving for a PV vacation this Sunday, Aug 3rd. , and would like your input. I'm looking for a good massage place that will actually give me a good massage, but with extras. I've read that Venus Sunshine is a great massage place, but no extras.

I'm at the Melia (by the Marina).

Also, what's the best place in the area I'm staying, that I can get extras in the club at a reasonable price with a decent girl (7-9)?

All the help you can give is appreciated!

UrbanWildlife
07-30-08, 05:30
Where are the reports and pics guys? You all received info. from the forum, so please contribute back. Let us know where you stayed, how much, where you ate at, names of bars you partied at, pricing e.c.t. What things did you like about your trip, what things did you not like?. Please share your experiences, and post some pics of the girls you were with. It's called sharing your experiences, so others can benefit from it. I feel I contributed quite abit to this thread when I took a couple short 4 day vacations to Puerto Vallarta, so please do the same.

I guess if you all choose not to post actual reports such as I did, I will refrain myself from posting and sharing my information in the future.

The Sex Hunter
07-31-08, 04:20
Gentlemen,

Here are some pics of the Junior Suite from Motel Dunas:

I have visit the Motel twice. At my first visit I had a Jupiot or something like that. It costed 310Pesos. The room was great. A big bed, a modern shower and everything is discrete. The style is arabic. You have a garage where you can park the car and enter the house. You have the room for 8 hours! The jupito was equiped with HiFi and TV.

At my second visit I had the Junior Suite. It costed me 430 Pesos. As Urban Wildlife already posted, it has a jacuzzi. Here are the picture of the Junior Suite:

[Link to Photo deleted by Admin]

Sorry but I didn't make any pics of the girl!

Urban Wildlife

Thank you for your recomendation about that Motel. It is the best Motel I ever visit and is a perfect spot to go with a girl. Also there prices are great for what you get!

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Skug37
07-31-08, 04:39
Where are the reports and pics guys? You all received info. from the forum, so please contribute back. Let us know where you stayed, how much, where you ate at, names of bars you partied at, pricing e.c.t. What things did you like about your trip, what things did you not like?. Please share your experiences, and post some pics of the girls you were with. It's called sharing your experiences, so others can benefit from it. I feel I contributed quite abit to this thread when I took a couple short 4 day vacations to Puerto Vallarta, so please do the same.

I guess if you all choose not to post actual reports such as I did, I will refrain myself from posting and sharing my information in the future.Urbanwildlife is right! Believe me guys, the information that both he and Dontonto are giving in their articles is gold. Over the last few months I have watched both of these guys patiently answering the same questions over and over. Then, the information given is either ignored (by going to all of the places they said to not go), or even worse, there is no action to be reported on at all. It just baffles me how someone could not have much to report on after being told countless times by Urbanwildlife where to go. It would be absolutely impossible for anyone to avoid a wild time when going to La Zona. And of course what is more puzzling, is after reading all of the articles, someone still goes to a place like Hysteria, Candies, etc. And complains that prices are too high. I would be too embarrassed to complain that my hand was burned after sticking it in a fire!

In fact, so much has been written on La Zona, Antorchas, and El y Ella, that I really don’t see how it would be possible for anyone that’s taken the time to read this forum to either go anywhere else, or to ask where all of the best action is. And, for anyone who actually pays attention, you will notice that the advice from Urbanwildlife and Dontonto will save you a lot of time and headache. I am an expert at finding the version of "La Zona" in Latin American Countries, and years ago it still took me several hours of getting the run around before not only finding these places in Vallarta, but also figuring out what the price "should be". In fact, the people in most threads will not even share this type of information, in that as Jackson puts it, They are trying to keep others out of their own "Person Playground". Urbanwildlife and Dontonto are giving you all of the best information free of charge and hassle. So please repay the favor by not only following the advice, but reporting on it as well.

The Sex Hunter
07-31-08, 09:42
I hope that it works now with the pics. Sorry for braking the rules, admin!

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Hi The Sex Hunter,

Thanks!

Jackson

UrbanWildlife
07-31-08, 09:54
Thank you for your kind words Skug, and if you ever get to the other part of my world again, Colombia, especially Cartagena, please contact me. I read your posts about Medellin, but that city is not for me. I enjoy bars/discos, and I found Medellin lacking in this area, but very strong in the way of massage parlors and casas, which are not my thing.
I have a guide on Cartagena I wrote, that is updated on a regular basis, and it will provide you an excellent reference to use in planning your trip, should you elect to take a trip to Cartagena in the future. I also have plenty of information on other cities in Colombia, such as Barranquilla/Santa Marta, and I am working hard to get to know Cali, so I can share my knowledge there as well. I just got back from there a couple of weeks ago, but will be returning to Cali, and the various other cities I mentioned above in September a 4 to 6 week mongering vacation. :)

Batmanda
08-02-08, 02:35
Where exactly is Damely Massage?

Thanks!

Don Tonto
08-03-08, 20:55
where exactly is damely massage?
thanks!it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).

Don Tonto
08-03-08, 21:35
are there some decent SW or is it crackhead land like many areas in the states. Any help would be appreciated coming down this weekend for several days and would like to avoid the high dollar places if possible. Thanks

LongShot

Also how serious is it to get caught with small amounts of marijuana in that area?From my observations, female street walkers are not so common in Puerto Vallarta. I have been propositioned a few times, in the early A.M. hours, by street walkers in the Old Town area around the Guadalajara Pharmacy, on Insurgentes Street. Some hang out at the various hole-in-the-wall Mexican bars in the area and you catch them walking around if there are not too many patrons in the bar. There are sometimes a few transvestite street walkers in this area, so be careful what you get. All-in-all, the street walker scene really sucks big time, so I wouldn't waste my time on it.

If the cops catch you with pot, they can throw you in jail. Remember, it's illegal in Mexico. If you're lucky, the cop might be more interested in shaking you down for the money in your wallet. I wouldn't walk around the streets with pot in my pocket (or in my car). If you must indulge, you are probably safer doing it in your hotel room and not in public places like a bar, a dark street or the beach.

The Sex Hunter
08-03-08, 22:03
Where exactly is Damely Massage?

Thanks!Can you get some "extras" at Damely Massage and are the extras expensive?

Palamides
08-03-08, 22:06
it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).in our walks around old town last month there were several signs for mesaje. normal message or maybe homeopathic message. nothing like the ones in juarez that i patronize somewhat frequently. juarez mesaje includes a mediocre message and sexual services. never tried any message in pvr but it appears to be quite a thriving industry and largely "legit" messages offered no sex.

John Dough
08-06-08, 04:41
Hi Don Tonto!

Thank you for marking the map! Know we have a usefull map in the PV threat! Do you also know where Juniors is located?
I marked Juniors on the map here:
http://wikimapia.org/9435178/Juniors

Would those who know of other places please add them to this map?

John Dough
08-07-08, 01:16
I have been shaken down twice for drugs by the cops who regularly patrol the Zona: once in Stravaganza and once in its dirt parking lot. I didn't have anything illegal, so they let me go after the search.
Is it necessary to carry your original tourist card and passport, or are photocopies accepted?

John Dough
08-07-08, 01:38
Hotel Erendira has several street walkers working out of it. By the way: Where in PV will I find Farmacia Guadalajara and Hysteria 2?

Farmacia Guadalajara is located here:
http://wikimapia.org/1807285/
Move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.

Hotel Erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. You can also find it here:
http://wikimapia.org/6797611/Hotel_Erendira

Would someone please mark Hysteria 2 on the map?

UrbanWildlife
08-07-08, 02:28
Farmacia Guadalajara is located here:

http://wikimapia.org/1807285/

Move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.

Hotel Erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. You can also find it here:
http://wikimapia.org/6797611/Hotel_Erendira

Would someone please mark Hysteria 2 on the map?Not sure how to go about marking your map, but Hysteria 2 is located next door to Farmacia Guadalajara. When you pull into the parking lot of Farmacia Guadalajara it is on the right hand side.

Don Tonto
08-07-08, 07:54
here's a major bummer since i'm only in puerto vallarta for a quick three-day visit:

tonight (wednesday, aug. 6), the "zona" was sealed off by a convoy of state police trucks (not city police). about a dozen state police officers were stopping all cars passing on the road outside the compound and searching any suspicious occupants and their cars. they were also searching people who were just walking down the sidewalk. presumably, they were looking for drugs, weapons or known drug dealers.

my co-worker buddy and i were pulled over and asked a couple of questions, but they weren't really too interested in us: neither our rental car nor we ourselves were searched. the cop asked me where we were going and i pointed to the zona compound entrance. "no, you can't go in there now", he said. he wouldn't elaborate further, but i can only imagine that another group of state police were searching everyone inside the zona compound as well. we were both too tired from the plane flight, from phoenix, to wait around for this police operation to conclude, so we abandoned the evening's plans and returned to my buddy's condo to crash.


farmacia guadalajara is located here:
http://wikimapia.org/1807285/
move the cursor over the box in the center of the map.

hotel erendira is the box in the top right corner of the above map. you can also find it here:
http://wikimapia.org/6797611/hotel_erendira

would someone please mark hysteria 2 on the map?hysteria 2 is the small square at the end of the building row, next door to the farmacia guadalajara. it is touching the bottom left-hand corner just outside of the farmacia guadalajara rectangle marker. by the way, hysteria 2 appears to currently be closed by the city government (with their official stickers sealing the doorway shut). i don't know what happened, or if they will be reopening again soon in the future.


is it necessary to carry your original tourist card and passport, or are photocopies accepted?i was only asked for my passport two of the several times i was caught speeding. i don't know the real "legal" answer to your question, but i would say: if you carry copies, make sure that the originals are safely stored where someone can get them for you in an emergency.

UrbanWildlife
08-08-08, 05:05
I just got off the telephone with my good friend Chava, who is one of only two waiters in Las Alazenas, and he basically runs the whole show there. There has been an influx of drug distribution gangs in Puerto Vallarta, from the Mexican states of Sinoloa and Michoacán. These gangs have threatened violence against the police. To try to stop this from happening before violence does erupt, the state of Jalisco, the federal police, and the local police have stepped up there searches on cars, and people in Puerto Vallarta, and its surrounding areas, in hopes of taking guns off the street, and slowing down the abundance of drugs entering Puerto Vallarta. This was the reason for the road block Don Tonto reported on. The entrance to entering Las Alazenas, Stravaganza, e.c.t. was closed because the police were doing pat down searches on customers, searching cars/taxis e.c.t. They also had the use of a drug sniffing dog. This is going to be an on going tactic to be used in all parts of Puerto Vallarta, and its surrounding communities. If you are not partaking in the use of drugs, and you have no weapons, you have nothing to worry about, and your life will go on as normal.

Okcomputer
08-10-08, 03:49
Hola,

I am here in PV for the next week, if anyone wants to meet for a beer, and some mongering runs, PM me.

Ok.

Batmanda
08-12-08, 17:49
it is located at #254 aquiles serdan. imagine yourself driving alongside the malecon (it's one way going south). continuing a few blocks on the same road past the end of the malecon, the road will noticeably curve to the left. very soon, you will cross over a bridge (over the river cuale) and a encounter a speed bump. aquiles serdan will be the second street on your left. damely massage will be on the second floor of the building in front of you (at the corner of the street you are on and aquiles serdan).thanks don tonto! went twice while in pv last week! eli was great!

Skug37
08-13-08, 05:23
The topic of tightened security has been mentioned recently, and is an excellent subject matter to take seriously during a mongering trip to PV.

So, here is some additional information that will hopefully help out any fellow mongers.

Although Prostitution is primarily governed on a Federal Level in Mexico, the punishment for disobedience in this area is governed on a State Level. Furthermore, the way that Prostitution Laws are written in Mexico, makes it a very grey area subject. Although Prostitution is "legal", and there are tolerance zones, and health cards that the women are to carry, the definition of Prostitution per Mexican Law is very vague. In other words, as with most instances in any part of the world, a police officer can arrest you if they feel like it. I will never forget when I was in Hotel Alamo (a 24 hour a day brothel that has closed), and had seen a sign on the wall of the room saying that the exchange of sex for money was illegal in the Hotel.

With this being said, it is a good idea to not say anything at all about your intentions if you are searched and questioned inside of a brothel. Being searched in a Mexican Brothel is actually pretty common practice.

The state of Jalisco has also been on a rampage the last few years to "clean up the state". To make matters worse, discrimination by Mexican Authorities is not only tolerated, but blatantly practiced. You will be told directly that the reason you’re being searched, is because you are an American and/or "Suspicious Looking". What does this mean to a monger? As mentioned in an earlier article, don’t ever walk around with drugs! You will be offered drugs about every 5 minutes in La Zona. Half the time, this is an intentional set up, and the other half of the time you will be caught anyway when you are searched for being a Gringo.

Furthermore, when you are questioned about what you are doing there, just say that you like to watch women dance.

There are also very strict punishments for Mexican Police Officers accepting bribes now. So, long gone are the days when a 100 peso bribe would get you out of just about anything. The good news with this however, is that it is also not as common any longer that you will be shaken out of your money while being searched without reason. I I have been searched roughly a dozen times in Vallarta, and have never had any money either taken or asked for.

Hopefully I have not scared anyone, but rather just informed fellow mongers of what to watch out for. And who knows, maybe I am searched more often than others, in that I have several Prison Tattoos, and fit the description of being "Suspicious Looking". However, I don’t even want to know what would have happened, had I been carrying drugs.

In short, have a great time Mongering, but as always, be careful as well!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Pvfan
08-19-08, 17:18
Thanks Don Tonto! Went twice while in PV last week! Eli was great!Hey Batmanda how about some details. What kind of services were offered and how much? I was there about six months ago and was turned down. What did you say you smooth talker.

Pvfan
08-19-08, 20:19
Hey Batmanda,

How about some details on your massage. I went six months ago and got nothing. What did you get? How Much? and how did you ask?

Batmanda
08-21-08, 20:33
Hey Batmanda,

How about some details on your massage. I went six months ago and got nothing. What did you get? How Much? and how did you ask?Not really smooth at all. I asked for Eli when I got there. Turns out I was talking with her. I've read that another girl also works there, but no extras from her. Went into the room to discuss price. She said she only had a half hour, and gave me a price. I asked about a happy ending, and she hesitated a little, but then agreed. I guess I did a little begging. I then enjoyed a short massage with happy ending.

Went back a few days later, and she gave me the same deal, but this time she took off her top. Very nice treatment both times.

Did nothing special, only was very polite and respectful.

Pvfan
08-24-08, 15:50
Not really smooth at all. I asked for Eli when I got there. Turns out I was talking with her. I've read that another girl also works there, but no extras from her. Went into the room to discuss price. She said she only had a half hour, and gave me a price. I asked about a happy ending, and she hesitated a little, but then agreed. I guess I did a little begging. I then enjoyed a short massage with happy ending.

Went back a few days later, and she gave me the same deal, but this time she took off her top. Very nice treatment both times.

Did nothing special, only was very polite and respectful.How much should I pay when I go Back?

Discreta
08-31-08, 16:16
How much should I pay when I go Back?I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.

No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.

Thanks,

Discreta

Pvfan
09-01-08, 13:45
I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.

No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.

Thanks,

DiscretaWhy don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.

Discreta
09-03-08, 22:35
Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.I wouldn't mind more info on Ely or anyone else for that matter. How much of a tip should she expect, I want someone reasonable so I can come back for more if she's good.

Discreta

PS: I just joined to support the forum for a year, hope this forum can be helpful as I am sure to be able to help others as well.

Batmanda
09-09-08, 20:30
I wouldn't mind more info on Ely or anyone else for that matter. How much of a tip should she expect, I want someone reasonable so I can come back for more if she's good.

Discreta

PS: I just joined to support the forum for a year, hope this forum can be helpful as I am sure to be able to help others as well.Hey Discreta,

Sorry this took so long, but I've been very busy. I don't know if Eli does women, but it was $50. 00 US for the half hour plus tip. I gave her $15 US first time and $20 US second time. Good Luck and have FUN!

Winston569
09-25-08, 16:28
Hi,
Please bring on the flames, because I hate these posts too, but I have done an exhaustive search and can find no info. I had to postpone my trip and am looking for another hotel that is "guest" friendly; the Vallarta Palace in neuvo vallarta looks beautiful and is quite reasonably priced; I wondered if anyone had info on a visitor policy before I book it. The Sheraton is booked up for the weekend I am coming; I would be grateful for info about another guest friendly hotel on the beach in the same range as Sheraton Bugenvillias. Thanks guys for any info. I will post report when I get back in October.

I remain,
Your obedient servant,
Winston

Saul Espinoza
09-26-08, 00:10
Hi,

Please bring on the flames, because I hate these posts too, but I have done an exhaustive search and can find no info. I had to postpone my trip and am looking for another hotel that is "guest" friendly; the Vallarta Palace in neuvo vallarta looks beautiful and is quite reasonably priced; I wondered if anyone had info on a visitor policy before I book it. The Sheraton is booked up for the weekend I am coming; I would be grateful for info about another guest friendly hotel on the beach in the same range as Sheraton Bugenvillias. Thanks guys for any info. I will post report when I get back in October.

I remain,
Your obedient servant,

WinstonNuevo Vallarta Brand New hotels on Beach are "no Go's" I have been to 2 of them on the Riveira Nayarit, and they have security at the entrances, overlooking vehicles coming in. Not only that as a guest they put a bracelet on you. They will look for a bracelet on the people going in and out. Alot of Families on vacation in this area. Nice place for a vacation but a "No Go" for this hobby.

Tony1010
10-02-08, 09:32
Nuevo Vallarta Brand New hotels on Beach are "no Go's" I have been to 2 of them on the Riveira Nayarit, and they have security at the entrances, overlooking vehicles coming in. Not only that as a guest they put a bracelet on you. They will look for a bracelet on the people going in and out. Alot of Families on vacation in this area. Nice place for a vacation but a "No Go" for this hobby.I have liked the Emperador which is located on Calle Amapas in old town (on Los Muertos beach). It's a step (or two) down in quality from the Sheraton. But I like the more "authentic" Mexican atmosphere. Rooms overlook the ocean with a small balcony, there's a frig and stove, price should come in about $50. They usually have some special like 4 nights for the price of 3. Clear with them ahead of time that you might have a guest visiting. I have bargained with them. October is pretty slow.

Good local restaurants are La Olla, Bohemia.

UrbanWildlife
10-17-08, 14:32
I will be in Puerto Vallarta for a short stay arriving on October 31st, scary thought hah! :) If anyone will be around and wants to join in my party send me a p.m.

If anyone wants to know about my previous stays in Puerto Vallarta they can read back through my past field reports over the past year or so. You will find I have alot of fun, and get to many places a normal traveler to Puerto Vallarta would never find.

Winston, and there have been several others who have posted, or have contacted me for information on there recent trips to Puerto Vallarta but have not contributed there experiences back to the forum, so guys do not expect to receive a field report from me. (SEE POST #393) You have the balls to use the information others have posted on here to hopefully make your stay in Puerto Vallarta a better experience for you, but then you do not want to contribute nothing back. This is being very selfish and it really sucks to be honest with you, therefore, in the future I will not share any information, including through p.m.'s unless the member requesting the information is going to promise to contribute back.

Section11
10-21-08, 22:58
Urban,

I will be in PV at the end of October as well and would like to buy you a few beers amigo. I have read some of your previous posts and you have been very generous with detailed info for all to benefit from. I don't have a subscription to PM you as I can't have the charge show up on my records if you know what I mean. Anyways let me know how to reach you when you are here.

Saludos

UrbanWildlife
10-22-08, 21:00
Urban,

I will be in PV at the end of October as well and would like to buy you a few beers amigo. I have read some of your previous posts and you have been very generous with detailed info for all to benefit from. I don't have a subscription to PM you as I can't have the charge show up on my records if you know what I mean. Anyways let me know how to reach you when you are here.

SaludosThank you for your kind words, hope my good friend Jackson hears them as well, ;) since I am far and away his favorite member on the ISG. LOL! ;) For those that do not know, Jackson despises me for speaking out against some of his policies on here. :) There are several ways Jackson (the moderator of this site) provides us an opportunity to purchase a subscription. This site offers an abundance of information, and you get to send and receive personal messages along with the opportunity to view pics, so it is well worth sending him his $20.00 dollars. One idea you might want to consider is, purchasing a prepaid debit Visa or Mastercard. I believe most of the check cashing places offer these debit Visa/Mastercards. You receive it instantly. The cost is minimal, as in $5 to $10.00 dollars. There are no credit applications, no statements, or anything that can cause you any problems. This is one way you can purchase your membership, and be discreet about it. After purchasing the subscription you then can cut the card up if you do not want it in your possession. I am not sure where you are located, but one national check cashing company that comes to mind that offers these is called ACE Cash Express.

It is against the rules of the forum for me to provide you my email address or telephone number on the public forum, so I am not sure how you will be able to get in touch with me, other than paying Jackson for a subscription so you can use private messaging. If you have another idea let me know. I never have plans as to where I will be at a certain time, so that will not work. I always just go with the flow, as part of being on vacation is not committing to nothing, so the only way I can see us meeting up is through telephone contact, and I will be able to provide you my Puerto Vallarta number through the personal message system.

Section11
10-24-08, 00:04
Urban,

Thanks for the great idea you are a crafty character. I am already in PV. Would you happen to know where to get that type of card here in PV? I asked a few people today and they had no clue.

Thanks in advance.

Section11
10-25-08, 20:33
I will give Rogelio a call next Saturday and try to track you down.

Pvfan
11-16-08, 19:12
Just got back from a weekend in PV. Had two sessions while I was there. One was with a girl I got out of the local rag named Katia for take out service to one of the motels. $800 pesos for what turned out to be an hour and a half. She gives great massage and BJ and very energetic with everything else, I'd give her a 7 on looks. The other was a massage at Luz de Luna in front of the Buenaventura by lilianna. $400 pesos for a good massage and $400 for the happy ending. Very pleased with both. I tried Damely but was turned down by Ely for any extras. Seems it is hit and miss there.

Palamides
11-17-08, 10:52
I'm still waiting for my fucking t-shirt from this place on Basillo Badillo. Great eats for breakfast and just around the corner from Casa Dona Susana recommended by our own Urban Wildlife for my June 08 trip! : 0 I am missing the soft sands of puerto vallarta and want to return soon! I don't know who the hell would pay $400+/night at one of those bland resorts when you can stay down town.

UrbanWildlife
11-18-08, 22:24
I'm still waiting for my fucking t-shirt from this place on Basillo Badillo. Great eats for breakfast and just around the corner from Casa Dona Susana recommended by our own Urban Wildlife for my June 08 trip! : 0 I am missing the soft sands of puerto vallarta and want to return soon! I don't know who the hell would pay $400+/night at one of those bland resorts when you can stay down town.Are you talking about the restaurant called Freddy's Tucan? . I did not know they sold T-shirts. I will check with Freddy the next time I am in Puerto Vallarta if you purchased something and he never provided it to you. Freddy is a straight up guy, and one of the nicer guys you will ever have a chance to meet.

I stayed at Casa Susana 2 weeks ago and had no problems. It was an excellent place in my opinion. You are also right on about these resorts. I do not understand why people pay that amount of money to stay at these places, because they never leave the place during there entire stay. They do not experience any of the culture that Mexico offers. They might as well went to one of the beaches that florida offers. To each there own I guess.

Enjoy your stay when you get back to Puerto Vallarta amigo. As you know from my last couple of posts, I am not posting info. since so many others have requested info. from me, and never bothered even to post a report on the forum about there experiences, so others can gain the knowledge to better prepare for there stay in Puerto Vallarta.

Exthalmus
11-19-08, 22:28
Hi All

I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th - Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.

Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.

Ex

Bifford
11-20-08, 04:23
Are you talking about the restaurant called Freddy's Tucan? . I did not know they sold T-shirts.Look at Palamides' report title.

He's referring to Memo's Pancake House (Casa de los Hotcakes) at Basilio Badillo 289. I don't know about their t-shirts, but their breakfasts are very good.

The Sex Hunter
11-21-08, 03:46
Hi Exthalmus,

Have you tried the services from Juliette Massage? If yes, can you please tell me more about them like how are there prices and how good are the girls and there services!

I wish you a nice time in PV and bang some Mexican chicas for me! :-)

The Sex Hunter!



Hi All

I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th - Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.

Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.

Ex

Exthalmus
11-23-08, 00:48
Hi Exthalmus,

Have you tried the services from Juliette Massage? If yes, can you please tell me more about them like how are there prices and how good are the girls and there services!

I wish you a nice time in PV and bang some Mexican chicas for me! :-)

The Sex Hunter!Hi Sex Hunter,

No I have not. I like to start off in the clubs looking for drunkin tourists, but with the economy in the shitter, I don't know how many people will be there after Thanksgiving. So I will certainly be trying Juliettes service at least twice while I'm down there.

I spoke to the Lady who runs it. She speaks good english. The girls speak none. My spanish conists of the Taco Bueno's menu at the drive through LOL.

But I will report back with pics and details prices etc etc

Cheers,

Ex

The Sex Hunter
11-23-08, 04:13
Hi Exthalmus,

Thanks for your answer! I just find there homepage:
http://www.juliette.com.mx/default.aspx

Here you find some pics of the girls! I also find this 2 escorts:
http://www.musas.com.mx/
http://www.divasescort.com.mx/Default.aspx

I guess that they cooperate together because some girls that you find at Divas are also in Musas. Also Julliette and Musas is listed by Divas under "related sites".

Happy Hunting,
The Sex Hunter!

Don Tonto
11-23-08, 08:55
It's time to say goodbye to that Southside PV landmark: Junior's. I happened to pass through the area tonight and noticed the entire building had been demolished. What looks to be a new condo construction is underway on the property.

A decade ago, this was a great place: with more than a dozen beautiful women working there at any given time. Back then, before the last club remodel, the girl's dressing room had a glass wall. So, if the girl on stage wasn't all that exciting, you could at least watch the other girls dressing and prepping themselves at their mirrors.

The girl's shower was fully visible from the customer seating area as well. Every once in a while, you might have gotten lucky and seen a lovely chica showering off the sweat after her dance routine. On a typical Saturday night, Junior's was packed with luscious ladies and horny male customers. Junior's was the #1 place to be in the Puerto Vallarta mongering scene.

Fast-forward to 2008: My last visit to Junior's was very disappointing. The doorman wanted 200 pesos cover charge. When I complained that it was too much and started to walk away, he let me go inside the club, for free.

Once inside, I only found three girls working and a couple of Mexican customers sitting together at a table. The place was totally dead. The furniture was in bad condition: the chairs had torn fabric and I had to change seats because the back fell off of mine. The whole scene was totally depressing. The girls were nice enough, but were probably below average, in looks, on a typical monger's rating scale.

I guess I'll always have those wonderful memories of the old Junior's Bar, in its heyday. A couple of years ago, the owner's of Junior's Bar did open a new club, in the Marina Area, called Aquah. I have to admit that I have never been there; the expensive, high-end clubs and their sometimes pushy waiters haven fallen out of favor with me.

Three Holes
11-24-08, 03:52
Hi All

I'll be in Puerto Vallarta Nov 29th. Dec 3rd. I have booked a nice room on the maelcon to have easy access to the women at the clubs in the area, but would much rather go a huntin with like minded friends. Juliette Massage is an easy fall back, but would like to hit the local scene with anyone who may be in town during that time.

Please email me or post here and we can hook up whilst down there.

ExHi Exthalamus and others

I am one of about 500 poker players descending on Nuevo Vallarta from 4-8 Dec to stay and play at The Marival Resort and Suites. Its a package deal.

However I plan on arriving in to PV 3-4 days early to get my hands on some fine PV Pussy before they lock us up in our convent.

I need a GF hotel for those few days, what is the Maelcon? Yes I've RTFF and promise to post after the event. I'm also generous at the bar to those who contribute to my self indulgent pre poker debauchery (I used to own bars)

Basically need agood GF hotel with aircon and a wingman or 3 share things with. PS I'm not the younger monger type, but the grey hair and genitals still do their thing.

PM me please if anyone has any pearls of wisdom, in the meantime I will RTFF some more.

Exthalmus
11-24-08, 16:56
Hi Exthalamus and others

I am one of about 500 poker players descending on Nuevo Vallarta from 4-8 Dec to stay and play at The Marival Resort and Suites. Its a package deal.

However I plan on arriving in to PV 3-4 days early to get my hands on some fine PV Pussy before they lock us up in our convent.

I need a GF hotel for those few days, what is the Maelcon? Yes I've RTFF and promise to post after the event. I'm also generous at the bar to those who contribute to my self indulgent pre poker debauchery (I used to own bars)

Basically need agood GF hotel with aircon and a wingman or 3 share things with. PS I'm not the younger monger type, but the grey hair and genitals still do their thing.

PM me please if anyone has any pearls of wisdom, in the meantime I will RTFF some more.Hey Three Holes,

Lets hook up while were both there. We could easily get a party going with multiple girls. I will send you a PM with my cell and hotel info so we can make contact in PVR!

EX

Exthalmus
11-30-08, 04:40
Tried out Juliette Massage Tonight. The operator who answers the phone speaks perfect english. Has some nice with to her as well.

She sent over Alejandra. Gorgeous little petite 19 year old. My dick was longer than her waist was thick. (LOL and thats little hehe JK) She had the body, but was more interested in staring at the TV or chewing on her nails.

The operator booked a place for me at the LOS ANGELES motel. Real close to Hysteria. The guy who is the Manager is named FOX. He speaks shit for English but knows the score going on at his place. The room was 400 Pesos and clean as hell. King size bed big screen TV with cable.

I wouldn't do Alejandra again as she was pretty much a dead fuck. Nice little pussy but a fuck doll would have been cheaper Got her for 1200 Pesos for 90 min. I cut her loose after 60 as I was ready to go after I poped on her little tities.

Pic Attached. She didn't want to do it. But I told her I wanted to remember her in the states with some jerk off sessions and she said ok.

Am awaiting a fellow Punter to arrive Sunday for some trolling fun. Have a date with PV Playmates Sun as well. SO chek back

Exthalmus

The Sex Hunter
12-01-08, 03:23
Hi Exthalmus,

Thank you for your report! Sorry to hear that the girl was not what we expect for such a price!

About PV Playmates:

All girls that work for them are listed at Craigslist:

http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/

I mailed some of there girls. They want between 200 to 300 US Dollars for 1 hour! I also posted that in a report in here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=768474&postcount=384

Here you find there homepage:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=390064096

Just compare the pics and you know some of there girls in craigslist. If you book one girl from PV Playmates please let me know about there services and which girl you had!


Thanks again for your report and the picture! Hope to hear a happy story next time from you! If you can please send some pics along!

Happy hunting wishes,
The Sex Hunter

Exthalmus
12-03-08, 05:22
Hi Exthalmus,

Thank you for your report! Sorry to hear that the girl was not what we expect for such a price!

About PV Playmates:

All girls that work for them are listed at Craigslist:

http://pv.en.craigslist.com.mx/ers/

I mailed some of there girls. They want between 200 to 300 US Dollars for 1 hour! I also posted that in a report in here:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=768474&postcount=384

Here you find there homepage:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=390064096

Just compare the pics and you know some of there girls in craigslist. If you book one girl from PV Playmates please let me know about there services and which girl you had!

Thanks again for your report and the picture! Hope to hear a happy story next time from you! If you can please send some pics along!

Happy hunting wishes,

The Sex HunterHola

I have a very long post do write up with lots of PICS

I used three girls from PV Playmates and Three Holes and I hit every Shit Hole ***** house to High end where we also sampled some goodies.

I have just landed back home Tonight, and will work up the reports offline in a word file and upload in the morning.

Please check back as I think it will be very, very helpful to anyone wanting up to the minute details and prices

O did I mention its 14 pesos to 1 US dollar down there right now: P whooo hoo

EX

Willieboy
12-03-08, 07:08
My first post so be nice!

Well after reading and checking out some of the expensive clubs I decided to check this one out. I scouted it out the other day to see where it was so I had a good idea where it was. (thanks for the map! )

I did try last night but was there around 8pm. They don't open til 10. So I waitied til tonight. And for those thrifty people take the bus to Walmart and then hop a cab and will cost you 4 bucks. I avoided the first place as per one of the previous posts. They tried to wave me in.

The girls were not bad around 6. 7 and did see a 9 but she was busy. I ordered a beer and one for the lady. 3 bucks for mine and 12 for hers.

Funny how the girls get the little bottle. With that she will sit on your lap and get real cozy! Lots of playing and touching. I went for a lap dance. 10 bucks (not bad) I had to negotiate with the host guy as my spanish is very limited. He told me all inclusive 1200 pesos = 120. 00. WOW! I would be better off at candy's or Hysteria at that price. So I opted for another lap dance which was so so. I guess cause I declined the other. I finished my beer and paid my tab (the guy could not add! ) but I didn't argue and left a decent tip and got the heck out of there.

Not the worst experence but I will not go back. I have experenced much better action in Hong Kong and China. They have the best set up for this kind of fun!

Well just my two cents.

Cheers!

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Ho Nguyen
12-03-08, 20:15
I was in Vallarta on a cruise. Three ships were in port. Antorchas is across the street from the cruiseship port next to a hospital as described. I was actually able to see their sign from the ship. Walked there around 2:00 pm. There were about a dozen girls all 4's and below. Some truly hideous. About a dozen customers. Some Indonesian and Indian crewmen from the ships and a few passengers. Beers are 20 peso or two dollars.

The bar is an open covered patio so the girls are seen in shaded daylight. This is probably bad for business.

As soon as I sat down a burned out junkie type, "Kareli" sat next to me asking to be taken to the cuartos. She was 5'4", skinny with long black hair and many tattoos. When she smiled the wire clasps and yellowed plastic of her partial plate were visible around her decayed front teeth. She told me that no other chica bar was open during the day, Antorchas is open until 10pm and caters to the cruise ship customers. I was not interested in Kareli but it took about half an hour for her to give up interest in me.

I saw an attractive looking chica (about a 6. 5) sitting with an (Asian) Indian wearing engineers overalls. She was busty with (American) Indian features and long blonde hair wearing a long red dress. The engineer was hogging this one good puta so I set my sights on a girl sitting at the bar. Is miled at her and she came over. Her name was Veronica. She was 29 short with long hair and a nice smile. Good attitude. Wanted 80 plus 20 for the cuarto. I told her I could only pay 60. She agreed. We went outside and around to the cuarto.

There is a longish (200 yards) walk through weed-overgrown lots behind Antorchas to a small house. A lady there took my money for the room and gave us some linen. I told Veronica that I wanted anal she said that would be an extra $100. I said no way: $100 total. We finally agreed on $120. She took her clothes off and started with a covered chupa. Her body was soft with droopy C cups; I'd give a 4. 5 at most, below my usual standards except in emergencies. Attitude was about a 7. She got me ready and flipped over for some doggy style anal. I entered her ass with surprising ease. I'm in all the way to the base and she starts loud moaning and crying. I though this was part of the act but after about two minutes of pumping her ass she asks me to take it out. I told her I'll take it out when I'm done. After another minute she says she can't take it anymore and I give her a break. She cleans me with her mouth, finished with standard missionary.

As we walk back to the bar there's a guy coming down the trail with Kareli. He's red-faced drunk and looking hesitant. Kareli asks me to reassure him that there really is a cuarto at the end of the jungly trail and that he's not going to be robbed. The guy addresses me in English but I answer in Spanish telling him that the room is another 100 metres away.

No other chicas worth my attention so I went sightseeing.

The next day on the ship I see the red-faced guy from the trail in the Lido, eating lunch with his wife and baby daughter. Our eye met across the room and it was all I could do to keep from making the shame-shame gesture to him.

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The Sex Hunter
12-06-08, 05:03
Hola

I have a very long post do write up with lots of PICS

I used three girls from PV Playmates and Three Holes and I hit every Shit Hole ***** house to High end where we also sampled some goodies.

I have just landed back home Tonight, and will work up the reports offline in a word file and upload in the morning.

Please check back as I think it will be very, very helpful to anyone wanting up to the minute details and prices

O did I mention its 14 pesos to 1 US dollar down there right now: P whooo hoo

EXHola Amigo,

I am very excited to read that report over the naughty things you have done in PV!!! When do you think that report is ready?

Best regards,
TSH

Exthalmus
12-06-08, 08:02
Sorry for the delay I had some ISP issues.

First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.

First girl up was Stephani. 18, local PV girl. Super super sweet and gorgeous. I got her for 150 american for 2 hours. Please see attached pic below. She gave a great back rub, and had a wonderful tight pussy.

Second girl was Dani. She is a exotic looking 19 year old, who shot down on my pecker and started sucking the shit out of it before I even had a chance to tear open a condom. Her ass fit in the palm of one of my hands. Great, fucking lay. She was $ 200 for one hour.

I know some of you will flame me for paying these prices, but clean, young, full shaven pussy that is eager to please and not bite thier nails or ***** about the whatever was worth it to me.

I compare this to my three trips to The zona roja with three holes. We hit all four fun houses over two nights. Estravaganza had the most woman who didn't look drugged or brain dead. Rohilio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phoen stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.

First night was a Sunday, and the creame of the crop was not there (cleaning out their snatches I'm sure) but we did go back on Monday and I hooked up with a great hot body girl from Guatalarja. She didn't smell like sweat or [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) much like most of the girls there. We had sex in a shit hole smelling hotel next door for 800 pesos. I'll take the higher dollar PV playmate pussy in my room for 2 hours any day. Please send me a PM for the owners email and cell phone number. She is great and accomadating.

I am posting several pics, the first two are Stephani from PV Playmates. Second two are DAni PV Playmates. I'll post the others and a report from Tuesday over the weekend.

Cheers,

Ex

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The Sex Hunter
12-06-08, 23:25
Hi Exthalmus,

Great to her that this girls are worth their money! Next time when I get back to PV I make the investment in a nice PV Playmate girl too!

You should also make a visit to Hysteria! The girls are nice too and don´t smell. They ask you if they see that you are interested in sex to go with them to a room for a high price! Just tell them that you are interested in some action during daytime and they will give you there cell phone numbers and a great price too. Take them to a Motel called Dunas! I fucked a girl from Hysteria there twice and she was great. It only costed me 2500 Pesos for 3 hours of full sex action! For 2000 Pesos I could have her for 2 hours. She even went for a shower bevor the action! I had a Junior suite there. The price was about 430 Pesos. It had a nice jacuzzi too where we fucked. I took some pictures of the Motel and reported about it:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771394&postcount=394

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=771484&postcount=396

Here is my report about Hysteria if you are interested in it.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767054&postcount=380

I also went once to Platinos. Here is the report:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=767380&postcount=381

UrbanWildlife
12-07-08, 11:02
First let me say, I stayed at the Rosita Hotel which is located in the maelcon. It was close to all the local clubs, and I was told it was open to bringinging guests. Shit, There is a Nazi Manager who I mistook for a beached whale at first, who gave me a ton of shit when I broght up my first PV Playmate girl stephani. I had to end up paying 180 pesos to appease this woman. The second night when Dani from PV Plamated showed up. This woman gave me so much shit I went postal on her. I had a nice audience and after 20 minutes of letting her know what I thought of her gay ass policy, I won out with having to pay another 180 pesos for a " guest " pass. Pure Bull shit. Don't stay here.

Rogelio, Urban Wildlifes driver took us the first night (Zona Roja)and negotiated 800 peso pussy at any of the clubs there. He had his phone stolen, so maybe Urban can post his new number for us. He is a hell of a asset. USE HIM if you can. He charges 200 pesos an hour. Well worth a one night intro to the bithces and bouncers.

Cheers,

ExIt is my opinion that the Rosita Hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why I would never recommend anyone to stay there. The Rosita Hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, Expedia, Orbitz, Priceline, Cheap Tickets, e.t.c.

I have another property I would like to recommend to the board. The property is called Hotel Eloisa, and it is located on Los Muertos beach, in the area of another hotel I have previously recommended, Casa Dona Susana. Hotel Eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites I mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.

Thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report Exthalmus. My friend Rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity.

It would be a cold day in hell I would pay the girls at PV Playmates that type of money. For example, you can go into Stravaganza, El y Ellas, or Conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as I do it on a regular basis when I am in Puerto Vallarta. In addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. For those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend Rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of Puerto Vallarta you would never see otherwise. The above places I mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. Beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at PV Playmates standout to me, and I feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs I named above.

I will be back in Puerto Vallarta for the weekend of December 19th through the 21st. I will be staying in one of the suites at the Hotel Eloisa on this visit.

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Discreta
12-16-08, 14:28
it is my opinion that the rosita hotel sucks for a variety of reasons, such as it is really noisy because of its location, it is not real girl friendly, and the service is very poor to name a few of the reasons why i would never recommend anyone to stay there. the rosita hotel is always one of the cheaper hotels offered by the travel search engines, expedia, orbitz, priceline, cheap tickets, e.t.c.

i have another property i would like to recommend to the board. the property is called hotel eloisa, and it is located on los muertos beach, in the area of another hotel i have previously recommended, casa dona susana. hotel eloisa is very girl friendly and are actually suites with kitchenettes, and this property has promotional rates quite often of about $60.00 dollars a night, and almost all the travel sites i mentioned above offer it in air/hotel packages.

thanks for being one of the first ones in quite some time to post a field report exthalmus. my friend rogelio told me he really enjoyed showing you and your friend around, and really appreciated your generousity. he has the same telephone number he previously had, so if you are dialing it from puerto vallarta you dial 044-322-168-4601.

it would be a cold day in hell i would pay the girls at pv playmates that type of money. for example, you can go into stravaganza, el y ellas, or conojitos, to name a few, and have the girl meet you after they get off of work, for $100. to $150.00 dollars, and they will spend the total night with you for that price, as i do it on a regular basis when i am in puerto vallarta. in addition, you can set up dates for a whole afternoon with these girls for the same price, depending on your negotiating skills. for those with limited spanish it would be very much to your benefit to use my friend rogelio to show you around, as you will benefit greatly from it, as well as experience areas of puerto vallarta you would never see otherwise. the above places i mentioned always will have some quality girls dancing and working in them. beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder, but none of the girls at pv playmates standout to me, and i feel there are much more attractive girls working the clubs i named above.

i will be back in puerto vallarta for the weekend of december 19th through the 21st. i will be staying in one of the suites at the hotel eloisa on this visit.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.the price they are seeking is out of this world, with no effort at all look up in the yellow pages for local talent, they are english speeking, will assist you with what you're looking for, and in our case we wanted an attractive bi-female. she did not speak much english, but the fun to be had was simply fantastic at half the price pv playmates are asking for.

ps; now that i do speak more spanish, it makes it that much more fun at a reasonable price when your on vacation, so you can afford to call back for another session with the money left over that you would have spent on pv playmates

Pvfan
12-17-08, 22:31
Thanks for the report Discreta, did you try any massage places you were looking for?

The Sex Hunter
12-21-08, 02:28
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discreta
I am looking for the same kind of a massage, (for a woman and by a woman). My husband goes out and gets massages with happy endings back at home and I for one would enjoy such massages when vacationing in Vallarta.

No I do not want an escort service at $200 per hr., I would like to have a good massage with a friendly hand gesture for around $60.00 is that posible do you think? Please get back if anyone knows of such a place.

Thanks,

Discreta


Why don't you try Damely when you're there, Ely is very cute. I don't know about the $60 cause Batmanda never said how much he paid.Hi. I am looking for a good massage with a GFE in PV. The girl should be good looking and not over 40 years of age. I need the information for a friend that will go soon to PV. He doesn´t mind to pay a bit more for a GFE. Can you please give me some more infos on Damely like where he can find that place and how old are there girls about.

Section11
12-21-08, 18:50
Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.

The Sex Hunter
12-22-08, 04:14
Went to Hysteria last night with a few friends after hanging out downtown. Entry fee was $230 pesos which they agreed to waive because I was with locals. Drinks for the girls were $150 pesos as mentioned before. They quoted one of our group $2,500 pesos for thirty minutes upstairs and would not budge off that price. The club was filled with girls and customers but nobody seemed to be getting laid. One would think when the economy is tight you lower the price to generate more business but it seems with the slowdown comes higher prices at this place. Must be some new economic theory I am not aware of yet. We still had some fun but I was home early.Thanks for your report about Hysteria! I was there in summer (low season) maybe for that reason it was 200USD for 1 hour and 250 for 2 hours!? If you want to stick the end away in one of there girls just tell the girl that you are interested in it but only at daytime. They know that it is much better because 100% of the money is for themselves. In Hysteria they wont see shit of the money. For the 250 USD you can give her the fuck of the year for 3 hours long! :-)

Exthalmus
01-05-09, 14:59
I'm going to be coming to PVR for a week in March. Anyone up for a get togther? My schedule is open and can book any week. Please send me a tell or message.

Cheers,

Exthalmus

Bifford
01-11-09, 03:15
Stopped by Las Antorchas on Saturday late afternoon when no ships were in town. I was surpised by the quantity, if not the quality of the girls. There were probably10 there, on a night when I figured most would be home doing family/boyfriend stuff.

Maria, short and reasonably slender, came right over and described her massage and the accomodations in the back. She suggested 600 pesos. We agreed to 500. Room 120 extra. Beer 20.

She's got a couple of teenage kids and her face shows it. Her shape was square with nice small pert tits. Braces on the teeth. Her attitude was excellent: friendly, helpful, and willing to spend a whole hour, even after we finished FS. She likes to touch and hold hands. Speaks pretty good English.

She only rates a max 7 in looks but if you can't find any better, and normally you can't at this bar, definitely go for her. She's a good ambassador for the Mexican people.

Tony1010
01-11-09, 18:02
Peso at 13+ to dollar. Inverse is about 75%. Therefore, $1, 300 pesos equals about $100 dollars.

Newspaper Seguridad Publica has a page of display ads for massage/escort. Many have promations at $500 to $800 pesos.

Called Romina's at 044 322 152 0844 (Note: I believe all cell numbers start with 044. Some of the ads omit these numbers.) Gina came in 45 minutes to room I rented on Calle Francisco Madero at$300 pesos. I asked for one & half hours for $1, 000 pesos. She asked for $200 more for taxi. I didn't agrue.

She is pretty. Here face is a little acne scarred. Great trim body. Average perky boobs. I gave her a massage which she seemed to enjoy. She was friendly but refused LK and Daty. I won't return because I would like a litte more involvement, but I don't regret the date.

Mexico Larry
01-13-09, 17:08
I went to the zone last night and ended up at El Y Ella. Had a blast, spent time with two lovely ladies.

Karen is early twenties and has a beautiful bright smile. She has amazing nipples that respond to sucking, her pussy is tight and very tasty.

Her attitude and service make her a must see if you are in PV.

The second girl is Lola, a striking tall beautiful woman with long hair. She also has very responsive nipples and is great in the sack.

For a full evening of great fun including cabs and drinks and two women I only spent 300 pesos.

Mexico Larry
01-13-09, 17:28
Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.

Don Tonto
01-14-09, 08:44
Hi Mexico Larry,
Although I don't specifically know the two ladies you mentioned, I completely agree with all your other comments.
Had a great time there last night lots of drinks, lap dances and very hot sex up stairs. Two must see ladies are Karen and Lola both have super attitudes and are beautiful women. The whole evening of great sights, sounds and sex was only 3000 pesos...cab included.

The staff were great and did, I repeat did not try and short change or over charge. I was well looked after.

Its my new most favorite place to poon.

UrbanWildlife
01-14-09, 22:03
I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.

Section11
01-14-09, 22:28
Hey Mex Larry,

Thanks for the info. Did you take the girls to a room at the club or to a hotel? Some reports have implied the rooms at the lower end clubs are pretty bad.

Thanks

Mexico Larry
01-15-09, 16:05
Hola,

The rooms were up stairs at the club. They are 3.5 star hotel room quality. Some of the girls live in the rooms. There is a maid service between customers so the rooms are fresh and very clean. On my way back to the action in the club I met the maid so I tipped her 10 pesos, she was very happy about that.

I will be here for one more week and plan of checking out the clubs in la Zona tonight and Friday then some of the massage services advertized in the local paper Meridiano. Several places are running specials for 500 to 800 pesos for one hour of out call service. Any intel on these would be greatly appreciated.

Looking for love in all the right places.

Mexico Larry

Three Holes
01-18-09, 21:48
This is from December when I met up with Exthalmus and he has posted some detail, I’ll try not to double up.

The reason for the delay is I also went to Cuba (see my report there in Havana) then got stuck on family holiday.

I will endorse that it is worth while using Rogelio the taxi driver/guide he was a big help and got the prices down a little in Stravaganza.

We had 2 nights in the Zona, didn’t do much but drink and check it out first night but on the 2nd night took a girl to the gross rooms next door, 800 pesos for ½ hour. Can’t remember her name but she was hot willing little thing. There weren’t many good lookers there to choose from.

Missed out on one I would have liked who was outside in the carpark on her day off. She kept saying "you want fuck me? " and flashing an awesome looking camel toe.

We also visited Prestige, apparently the most expensive place in town. Paid 150 pesos door charge, can’t remember the drink prices, girls drinks extra, 10 minute over supervised lap dance 700 pesos and a 1 hour FS 3200 pesos. Ouch, decided not to pay that, had a couple drinks and left. They had some good looking girls though, definitely a few notches up from Zona.

I also had a night at Hysteria, again better looking girls than Zona. Door charge also 150 but the waiters and the guy organising girls were a big hustle.

Got a seat and a girl shoved next to me before I even got a drink. Said no to the first girl, a Russian, she just hustled too much, but next one they sent over was just right, very pretty Hispanic with a body to drool over, Alexa was her name I think. Decided to take her to a room next door for 2500 pesos 1 hour, too much I know but I was hooked. I paid the organiser and paid my bill of 720 and waited and waited for my change from 1000 peso bill. It didn’t come before Alexa and I got hustled out by the organiser.

We got shown into an even tackier room than the one at Zona and got hustled again for a tip by the organiser, smallest I had was 200 pesos.

The room had no hot water so the showers we had before and after were cold plus we had only 1 towel between the 2 of us.

While Alexa was willing enough and her CBJ was deliciously sloppy, plus she had a nice tight pussy, the whole experience wasn’t that stimulating.

Rosita Hotel started putting wrist bands on all guests too after Exthalmus had a few exciting words with the receptionist. It was a fun few days though.

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John Dough
01-20-09, 01:14
what is the Maelcon?
http://www.puertovallarta.net/interactive/webcam/index.php
The Puerto Vallarta Mexico WebCam on the roof of Hotel Rosita now roves around town automatically, at times it points at the beach in front of the famous Puerto Vallarta Malecón (called "boardwalk" by many, but it has no boards :-)), the main seaside strollway in town.

Mexico Larry
01-20-09, 05:34
Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.

Bifford
01-26-09, 20:01
Stopped in for a quick cervasa about 5:00 today. There were 4 fuckable women still there. If business is slow a night some of the ladies are picking up extra exposure by working a few days there. The complete lack of any street action forces leaves this as a good option. I guess the down turn in the world economy is impacting all the service industries.I agree with your points. I went there last evening and had a forgettable experience with Dora, the only slender one in the place. 26 years old, hard-looking face and a loud talkative personality, but reasonable English and interesting person to talk to (ask her about being locked up in the U.S. for trafficking). Unfortunately her stomach appeared to be sewn up inwards, which was a big visual turnoff. $400 (pesos) for FS + $20 for beer + $120 for room. The maid also expected a tip.

Before running over to this place, take stock of what you can tolerate in your quest for cheap pussy. Here are some things that turned me off: lots of second-hand smoke, dirty tablecloths, cracked cement floor, smelly men's room, small selection of beer, VERY LOUD jukebox music, unattractive overweight women, unlit dog-filled trash-filled walkway back to the hotel, very plain bedroom.

Other than the daytime availability mentioned by Mexico Larry, I find little incentive to return to Las Antorchas.

Exthalmus
01-27-09, 02:39
Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

Exthalmus

UrbanWildlife
01-27-09, 06:19
Hey All,

I'll be staying in Puerto Vallarta at Urban Wildlifes suggested hotel Elosia. Would love some company as I had a great time with Three holes in November. Please post here or send me a email so we can put a Party together.

ExthalmusIf this interests you I suggest you book now! You can book a flight/hotel package really cheap right now using www.expedia.com for that weekend. I am hoping to be there to help create the party with Exthalmus, arriving on Friday, March 27th, but I am having trouble booking a flight that has reasonable flying times. I hope many will try to make it, as we can call it the "Goodbye Winter, Hello Spring party 2009! Exthalmus will be arriving on Thursday, March 26th, according to his p.m

I will also be in Puerto Vallata, as I noted in an earlier post this Friday through Sunday, and will be checking out the Hotel Eloisa first hand. Then it will be off to Colombia the following weekend. I posted some pics of my last couple of visits in the Colombia photo gallery for those that are interested.

Exthalmus
01-30-09, 18:48
I am confirmed and booked at Hotel Elosia with their largest suite. Friday and Saturday night will be one Hell of a Party. I do have a back up room booked at a nearby hotel in case we get kicked out lol.

We can use my Suite for the Party. I know Urban Wildlife and his cool driver/guide Rohlio should be there, but we would like to get a few more people to come have fun with the local chicas of PVR with us.

Please email or post here if you are trying/planning on coming.

Exthalmus

Pelodiscus
01-30-09, 22:43
I will be in Puerto Vallarta making my rounds on January 31st through February 1st. As anyone knows who reads this thread I have alot of fun, so if you want to have a drink send me a p.m.I didn't know it takes 24 hours to upgrade membership. Unfortunately will be leaving in the morning. Was looking forward to possibly hanging out with Urban Wildlife since he knows the lay of the land so well. I ran into a taxi driver (Leo) last night going to Las Carmalitas restaurant. I wish my friends had told me it was going to be so remote. It has a really nice view, I guess locals take chicas there to make out/fuck. Be prepared to pay a 100 peso deposit to the parking guys if you ever go. Anyways, Leo says he knows of a SP from one of the higher end bars that works days. He told me to call after 3pm. He speaks fluent english and is really cool, I'm calling him here shortly. I will post his phone number later if he's cool with it. Debating on whether or not to just go to El y Ella later tonight instead. I need to hit the bank and get a few things from the OXXO store. Will log on a little bit later.

UrbanWildlife
01-31-09, 00:03
I arrived in Puerto Vallarta a few hours ago and went from the airport to checkout the scene at Las Antorches because I am really in the mood to party. There were 3 girls working, and for the first time that I have been in the place I found someone attractive I wanted to fuck. Her name was Patricia. She is 24 and I had a few beers with my taxi driver friend who picked me up at the airport, Rogelio, and then I proceeded to take Patricia back to the rooms in the building several hundred feet from the actual bar. I gave her 500 pesos, and 120 pesos for the room. I really had fun with her. For those that are nipple lovers, she has those very long ones which is a real turn on to me. She told me she has been working there for 2 months. The other two girls who were there were FAT AND UGLY with one of them weighing over 200 pounds.

I would suggest anyone going to Las Antorches checkout Patricia. Tonight I am on my tour of bars with Rogelio and I know it is going to be not a good time but a great one!. I stopped by the restaurant called El Torito and met the hostess in the door way who is possibly the most beautiful chica I have ever scene in Puerto Vallarta. Her beauty alone is worth checking out. Her name is Ruby. I plan on going back there later to see if I can somehow talk my way into seeing her at some point this weekend. The problem is the waiters there all know me and are all cock blockers!
Anyone around who wants to join in my party send me a p.m.

UrbanWildlife
01-31-09, 21:05
Pelodiscus called me and joined my taxi driver friend, Rogilio, and I for a night of fun. I hope he posts a report. It was his first time really venturing out in Puerto Vallarta and I think I gave him an experience to remember. We hit several cantinas such as Mar y Tierra, then went out to Las Alazenas, Conojitos, and then I hooked us up with a group of girls to go to Motel Dunas for a sexfest, arriving back to my hotel at 11 this morning. Everywhere we went last night had some quality girls I was able to befriend, including the waitresses in the cantinas. I do not want to post to much as it will be nice to read a post by a newbee, (Pelodiscus) and read about his thoughts and experiences.

Tonight I will be back on my same tour which also should also be a good time, since again I will have a couple of guys who are new to Puerto Vallarta to show around. One of them told me he spent $600.00 dollars partying last night in a stripclub called Aqua, and his experience was not that great. He told me a ladies drink alone in there was $25.00 dollars!!!!!!! (270 pesos) Another guy who contacted me told me he had a girl from PV Playmates and paid her $300.00 dollars, and she wss not even that hot, that her pic was much more attractive. This is fucking insane!.

One last thing before I go to the beach. I had a big problem at checkin at the Hotel Eloisa. They overbooked there rooms, and tried putting me in a regular room that was below par for my standards with no view. I had booked and paid for a suite through Expedia. I contacted Expedia, and they ended up giving me a $200.00 dolllar credit voucher, as well as a complete refund of my money for the hotel. I ended up going and staying at a hotel about 4 blocks from the beach called Hotel San Carlos. I posted about this place previously. The rooms are actually suites with kitchenettes, and they are equipped with air conditioning. The cost is $60.00 dollars a night, and again I highly recommend this place.

For anyone who intends to stay at Hotel Eloisa, I would confirm 24 hours before your arrival with the hotel, or through the company you made your booking through, that they have your type of booking reserved. I would only book a suite through them. I will add that the suites do have nice views and are nice. I am also going to share my bad experience with them on the hotel reviews on Expedia and travel advisor.

Alright, it is time to go to the beach and sleep my hangover off in the sun, so I can be in good shape for another night of fun! ;)

UrbanWildlife
02-02-09, 03:57
Saturday night Rogilio, another friend of mine, and myself, started out the night at a place that is now called Calypso, which is the former bar Clandestanos (not sure of the spelling of it) but it is located on Honduras street a couple doors off from the beach. Beer is only 15 pesos, and the bartender and waitress are super beautiful!. We were met later on by 2 new members from the board who got in touch with me and who were from Boston. This is a decent place, and I hope anyone who goes to Puerto Vallarta will go and checkout the place, since it is a new place they will need all the business they can get, as tourism is way down in Puerto Vallarta, and tourism drives there whole economy.

From there we went on a bar tour of Mexican cantinas which was alot of fun. I was able to meet some really fun waitresses, get some phone numbers for future use e.c.t. Eventually, as is always the case when I am out partying, we made it out to Las Alazenas and Stravaganza. Like friday night, there were some quality girls available in both places, especially in Stravaganza. We all ended up getting girls in both of these places, costing us 500 pesos in Las Alazenas and I believe it was 120 pesos for the room. We ended up making arrangements for 5 girls from Stravaganza to join us at Motel Dunas at 4am. We paid 1500 pesos to each of the girls, with one of the girls being a hostess in the bar, and then we tipped the guy in charge of the girls, who I know quite well 750 pesos for letting the girls leave earlier than closing. The girls were exceptionally beautiful and alot of fun. While in Stavagana we ordered buckets of beer and I bought a bottle of tequila called Traditional, which is my favorite tequila. We partied in Stravagaza for quite awhile with the girls enjoying shots of tequila with us. For a group of people this is the way to go, as it is much cheaper in the long run. One thing I do want to mention to you all about the waiter we had in Stravaganza. He tried to keep bringing drinks for the girls without us ordering them. He tried to do this on several occasions, and I had to tell him I did not order them and was not paying for them. Keep this in mind if you go to this place.

With the girls set up for later, we went out to El y Ellas and Conojitos, which was also alot of fun. I think Stravaganza had more quality girls than either of these places. As was the case in Stravaganza we got a table, ordered buckets of beer, and had some girls join us. We ended up leaving Conojitos at approximately 3am to go back to Stravaganza for the girls. At 4 o'clock we then left to go to the sex motel Dunas. Previous to leaving for Dunas, I went and bought some beer and a bottle of rum from my friend who is the manager in Las Alazenas. We get to Dunas, pay for the room, and then fill up the jacuzzi, turn on the porn channels on the television, and the rest is history. It was an orgy type of party that turned out to be one of the best times I have had in a very long time! It was one of those times where the chemistry was just perfect. We ended up leaving Dunas at 10 in the morning.

I do have some pics to post, but I am not sure I want to after what just happened to me with the pics I posted on the Colombia photo gallery thread.
Some guy actually printed my pics off of that thread, and then walked into the place the girls work at with the pics in his hand, asking for the girls by name, which he got from my post. One of the girls as you might expect was very upset with me for posting the pics on the internet, and not only did it cost me my friendship with her, but it has caused me big problems with several of the other girls who also work in the place.

Here is the address to the hotel I stayed at and recommended in my below post. Hotel San Carlos, it is on the street called Constituion #210, which is approximately one block to the Rizal supermarket. Here is the telephone number and email contact information. Dialing from the U.S you would dial 011-52-322-222-5484 or 011-52-322-222-6230. henry6008pv@yahoo.com.mx or es.geocities.com/henry6008pv./SANCARLOS.htm

I am off to Colombia this week, and then I will be in leaving on February 11th for a 4 week stay in Thailand. I am hoping to make it back to Puerto Vallarta on March 27th, if I can find some decent flight times.

I hope the new guys I showed around this weekend will post about there experiences!

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UrbanWildlife
02-04-09, 01:54
Just posting a comment, because I am really disappointed with some members of the board here, especially on this thread. This past weekend I went really out of my way to make sure some new visitors to Puerto Vallarta not only had a good time but a great time, including buying them girls, drinks, paying for there transportation, paying for the suite in the sex motel so they could experience what an orgy was all about, as well as being a guide to them. I am referring to Pelodiscus and the couple of guys who were from Boston, but sent me p.m's for information.

The only compensation I asked of them is to post a report of there experiences, good and bad, so other members of the forum could learn from there experiences. Peolodiscus left Puerto Vallarta on Saturday morning, and the guys from Boston on Sunday afternoon, but no reports have been posted. This is the kind of shit that pisses me off and makes me not want to share my information, or spend my time and money giving others the opportunity to have a vacation free of hassles and stress, but filled with good memories and experiences. So many of you want information from the board, but refuse to give anything back, so fuck ya, and in the future you can fend for yourselves.

Bhodhi
02-06-09, 09:16
I lived in Puerto Vallarta for about half a year. Just some general thoughts on the scene. May or may not be useful to you, depending on your tastes.

I was there during the summer and high season.- June through the end of January.

Elle at Damely Massage is still there, and for 700 or 800 pesos will give you a first rate massage and a nice handjob. There's a massage parlor right across the street from the Hotel Buenaventura.- I only went there once, and the girl wanted 900 pesos, which I paid.- but she gave me a good massage and a sincere two-handed completion.

I didn't spend much time in the strip clubs.- not a big fan of them. The top end clubs are no cheaper than American clubs. I did go to Conejitas and El y Ella.- both of them were fairly high pressure. I did pick out one girl, about a 6.- pretty face, slightly big butt, otherwise average.- at El y Ella. Paid her $1500 pesos, about $120 dollars at the current exchange rate, and $100 pesos for the guy who translated for me. Don't remember the girl's name, but she gave me an enthusiastic BBJ, took me doggy style.- wouldn't let me put my cock in her ass, but licked my fingers clean after I slid them up her butt. She licked my balls while I jerked off on her tits.- an OK experience, nothing to brag about.

Had one very good night with a girl I picked up in a bar in Zona Romantica.- she was a freak. Pretty girl, maybe 22, tight all over. I took her back to her place, smacked her butt a few times on our way up the stairs to her room.- she seemed to like it, so when we got inside I took my belt off and pushed her up against the wall while I warmed her ass up with the belt. She didn't say anything about it but moaned the whole time. It was late and I hadn't showered in 20 hours, so I took her in the shower and washed us both up, taking time out to spank her on and off. Neither of us had a condom, so I ended up not fucking her, but I fingered her to an orgasm and she sucked me until I came in her mouth. She got up and spat it out.- after we were done I asked her how much she wanted and she said 500 pesos.- hard to argue with that.

Right when I got to PV I got a blow job in my car from a girl I picked up hanging out near the Costco.- pretty sure she was an amateur, and maybe a little too young.- I didn't ask. I offered her 500 pesos to suck my cock, and she was hesitant at first, but she was extremely pretty so I upped it another 200 pesos.- for 700 pesos she sucked me, doing a fairly lousy job, until I came in her mouth. She gagged a little bit and got my pants wet, which wasn't great, but seriously, she might have been the prettiest girl I saw in PV in six months. I stroked her butt while she sucked me, pulled her pants down enough to slap very lightly at her ass and ****, which she seemed to like. I asked for her phone number, but she wouldn't give it to me.- or couldn't, not having one.- I'd have bough her a damn phone to stay in touch, but no luck. It would have been nice spending a few months teaching her things. I never saw her or anyone else walking that street corner again, the rest of my time in PV, and trust me, I cruised it repeatedly.

I got a lousy blow job from a girl I didn't feel like fucking at Antorchas. Didn't go back.

The best value in PV were the Mexican *****houses in Zona Rosa. There are two girls whose names I remember.- Ariel, from Stravaganza, and Salome, at Las Alezenas. Ariel was the prettiest working girl I saw in PV.- 8 approaching 9. One night I was pretty tired, paid $700 pesos for her and got an indifferent experience. She sucked, she fucked, didn't like having her ass touched, didn't like having it smacked, etc. Wouldn't bother again, pretty as she was. Didn't come. I walked across the way and spotted Salome at Las Alezenas.- blonde, about 25, fairly tight, fairly pretty. A 7, and a living example of how attitude matters. I bought her a beer ($40 pesos at Alezenas, vs. $100 at Stravaganza) and she said she wanted $600 pesos. I said I wanted anal, because her ass was gorgeous and tight.- she said no. I upped the offer to $800 pesos, she said no, I got up to leave, she changed her mind. We walked back behind the bar, paid the $800 to a guy sitting at a table, and went to her room (which she lived in.)

She got naked and lit up a pipe, took a couple of hits of weed. Offered to me, I took one hit.- when I get too stoned, I come too fast, I got my pants off, and she immediately went to work, giving me one of the best blowjobs I ever had. I leaned back on her bed while she knelt between my legs and started sucking. She licked my balls, licked my asshole, licked up and down the length of my cock, got my cock in her mouth and pushed down on it.- I'm not that wide by I'm long, about 8", and most girls get 5-6 inches down on it and gag. So did she.- but after gagging she swallowed and my cock went down her throat. That's a rare sensation for me, mouth all the way down around the base of my cock. She rubbed my balls while sucking, stuck the tip of her finger up my ass while deep throating me, and got me in about 10 minutes to where I was ready to come. She must have tasted the precome because she got frantic bouncing up and down on my cock.- I had to grab her by the hair to haul her off my cock. Plainly she wanted me to come in her mouth instead of fucking her ass. When her mouth came off my cock she pleaded, "no, no, no me culo".- not in my ass, despite my having paid for it. I turned her over on the bed anyway, got the condom on and looked around the room for the lube.- she didn't have any. I asked her if she had lubricant (same word in Spanish, pretty much, lubricante). And she shook her head no. I figure it's even money she did have lube, wanted me to take pity on her.- but the head shake annoyed me. I spat on her asshole and pushed my fingers into it, took them out and made her lick them, pushed them back in again to loosen her up a little more and got my cock up against the ring of her anus and pushed.

By at least a bit it was the tightest ass I've ever had my cock in. She shrieked and pleaded to the point where I wondered if security was going to come around, but I kept pushing and finally got the tip of my cock in, Salome howling the whole time. After I got all the way in, I let it rest to let her adjust to it, and then started pumping her. She didn't really want it that rough at first, but she liked it after we got started. She started moaning instead of howling, slamming her butt back to meet my cock, and calling me "papi. " I spanked her hard while fucking her, and after she started moving against me I came pretty quick, and she started fingering herself with my cock still in her, shuddering and squealing. If it was an acting job, it was a superb one, but I don't think it was acting, I think she really came. Her ass was bright red when we got done.

I left Puerto Vallarta the next day, on my way to Guadalajara. It's a five hour drive, but I might head back some weekend and see if I can find Salome again. I paid her $60 at current exchange rates – that's as good as it gets.

I'll post about Guadalajara once I've had a couple months here. So far I've only been to one estetica, Valentino's – very average experience, 700 pesos, or about 50 dollars at the current exchange. 30Ish girl, Fernanda, with droopy tits. Decent massage, nice smile, good attitude, didn't work at it that hard. More on the Guadalajara forum later.

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Skug37
02-07-09, 18:58
I’Ve been dead broke for a while now, and finally had enough money to go on another mongering trip to PV. I just got back last night, so it looks like unfortunately I just missed urbanwildlife, however fortunately missed what appears to be those dead-beats that were tagging along after him. There’s nothing more annoying than to hear that there were new mongers who were helped out after asking for info, and then refused to post an article to help anyone else out. By any means, on with my trip report. This time I stayed with a friend who recently moved to Vallarta. Normally, I prefer to monger alone, but I knew this would be exciting, in that he was my original mentor on the Latin American Mongering scene.

Of course, the first place that we had gone when he picked me up from the airport was Antorchas. Of the two chicas that were there, one was a woman that I had banged about 7 years ago in El Tren, about 6 years ago in El Y Ella, 5 years ago in Stravaganza, and then about 3 years ago in Alazenas. Since I was a happy customer each time, I decided to do it again. I paid 600 pesos (including the room behind the dirt trail) for yet another wild experience. When we came back, my friend was bored, so we left.

Later on that night, we went to La Zona. We had plans on going to each place (except the gay bar of course), but never made it out of Alazenas. For anyone wondering, Alazenas always has been, still is, and always will be the best place in La Zona. It is always jam packed with chicas, and is by far the most inexpensive one of all. We were there for roughly 5 hours, in which time each of us had done 4 women. Each time the price was between 500-600 pesos. By the way, some good advice while negotiating your price up front is to say that your price includes everything (room, tip, etc). This will avoid any later confusion.

The next day is when things really began to get interesting, and why I knew that I was in good hands. My friend used to own several strip joints throughout the Country of Mexico, and really knows how things work. He knew several women throughout the city that appeared to be for hire at just about any time. This was first apparent when we went to a small souvenir shop downtown, and the clerk that he knew blew him in the storage closet for 150 pesos. We then went to a house in a town called Coapinole, where I banged a girl for 300 pesos. I couldn’t believe this was happening! Throughout the next couple of days this sort of activity happened all the time. We went to the towns of Mojoneras, La Floresta, and Pitillal. Unfortunately, I had to promise not to give out any contact information, in that most of the girls now have "regular jobs".

In the evening on my 3rd night we had gone to both Conejitas and El y Ella. Although I really like El y Ella, it seemed kind of boring and pricy after what had gone on the past couple of afternoons. My friend bought a girl in each place, and I just ended up purchasing one in El y Ella. I lost that negotiation, in that I was talked into 900 pesos. For all I know, that’s the going price there now, but I always have kind of a bad taste in my mouth any time I pay that much. Oh well, the sex was o. K. I guess. The next day was my last day, so my friend called through his list until he found 2 girls that were available for most of the day. They each only charged 500 pesos, and were at the house for several hours. The one that I was with said she had worked at Rolex, Alamo, and Stravaganza years ago, and had seen me at each place. Both of the girls started using cocaine, which I was mildly uncomfortable with, but figured I shouldn’t ***** since it wasn’t my house. Although the sex was good, the constant talking of the girls reminded me why I prefer the "hit and run" style of mongering that is offered at the brothels.

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Palamides
02-07-09, 20:03
Hey Urban, I don't know if you remember me but you provided some very useful information on the Hotel Dona Susana and I had a pleasant stay there last June (2008). I know I and many other appreciate your posts on the Coumbia and PVR forums and hope you won't leave. I hope to catch you down there on one of your trips in the future. Its non my rule or the formum's rule that good deeds go unapreciated, but it is Life's Rule. This kind of endeavor makes for fast quick friends and thats what you get.

Skug37 I think you should try to lure Urban Wildlife back to the board and set up a "Monger Palooza" event in Puerto Vallarta and the surrounding areas for summer slow season; well. Thats when I'm planning my next trip down there.

UrbanWildlife
02-07-09, 21:07
Thanks for your report once again Skug37!. I really hope to meet you on one of my trips to Vallarta in the very near future. I am going to try hard to get a reasonably priced direct flight for the March 27th weekend. Member Exthalmus is trying to get a group together to party with during this time period, so it should be alot of fun. Partying in a group is the way to go in Puerto Vallarta as the girls will give you much more attention, and it creates a party atmosphere that you normally will not find in Puerto Vallarta. I hope both you and Bhodi consider trying to be there as well at this time. Skug37, you should really pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars so you can send and recieve personal messages. It is money well spent, and you get to view the pics as well.

By the way Bhodi, I really enjoyed reading your report. Thanks for sharing!

Palamides, thank you for your kind words, and of course I remember you!. When you book your next vacation dates, just let me know where you are going and when, and if I am not booked to somewhere else, I would be happy to meet up with you. I know we would have a super good time, enjoying cervezas, good conversation, and of course the girls!. Would love for you to experience my home away from home in Cartagena, Colombia. You should really consider a trip to here, so you can experience the passion and heart of a Colombiana, as no other nationality in the world can match there passion for love and sex. Also consider meeting me in Guayaquil, Ecuador, or in Venezuela the end of June, and the first part of July. It is very economical, and the chicas are similar to the Colombianas. It is time for me to find a new destination as Colombia is now overcome with gringos, Europeans, Italians, and mongers who use to go to Costa Rica, but are now finding there destination of choice to be Colombia. Then you have groups of guys from New York, who use to go to Brazil, and the Dominican Republic, but now have found there way to Cartagena, where you will find them wearing saggy pants, the big gold chains, and yelling at every girl that walks down the street. Lastly, this whole influx has made the prices excalate dramatically. All the reasons I use to love Colombia so much no longer exist, so that is why I am looking at a new area to permanently make my temporary home, and that is why I am going to checkout Ecuador and Venezuela.

Bonobo Pan
03-09-09, 23:04
Dear members, I've just discovered this site and have been reading this forum with great interest. I am new to this forum, but have been enjoying this hobby for a long time. Many thanks to those who have contributed valuable information to the forum. I am planning a trip down to Puerto Vallarta at the end of April. I am hoping to have a really great time and will bring back my experience to share with the forum. However, based on recent news regarding drug cartel violence, I am a little bit concerned about safety down in Mexico. I know that the problems are more concentrated around the US border, but wondering if anyone has heard about problems down in PV.

Also, since I plan to go there alone, this will make me even more nervous. So I would greatly appreciate if anyone can tell me about the safety there. And if anyone is interested in going down there and meet as a group, this would be EXCELLENT. I'm considering $20 member contribution to Jackson to receive private messages if I get any feedbacks to this posting.

Thanks All,

Happy Hunting

UrbanWildlife
03-10-09, 05:56
Puerto Vallarta is as SAVE as save can be! You have a police presence everywhere, so no need to worry my friend, just enjoy Puerto Vallarta, and use the information and contacts that have been posted on this forum to make your trip a memorable one. If you have any questions I can answer, send me a p.m. It will be very benefical to you to pay Jackson his $20.00 dollars. Do not be a cheap charlie. We all will be looking forward to you sharing your experiences with us, allowing other new visitors to Puerto Vallarta an opportunity to learn from your experiences.

Welcome to the forum!

Exthalmus
03-11-09, 13:59
Hi,

I'll be in PVR two weeks from 2day. I'll report back on the women, how cheap they are going for with the shitty world economy, and of coarse the safety. I live in El Paso and Juarez our sister city is a fuckign joke - But my friends in PVR and as Urban said, so far, so good - no Violence ( drug cartel related )

I would still like a couple members to join me down there if anyone is looking for a last minute trip.

Exthalmus


Dear members, I've just discovered this site and have been reading this forum with great interest. I am new to this forum, but have been enjoying this hobby for a long time. Many thanks to those who have contributed valuable information to the forum. I am planning a trip down to Puerto Vallarta at the end of April. I am hoping to have a really great time and will bring back my experience to share with the forum. However, based on recent news regarding drug cartel violence, I am a little bit concerned about safety down in Mexico. I know that the problems are more concentrated around the US border, but wondering if anyone has heard about problems down in PV.

Also, since I plan to go there alone, this will make me even more nervous. So I would greatly appreciate if anyone can tell me about the safety there. And if anyone is interested in going down there and meet as a group, this would be EXCELLENT. I'm considering $20 member contribution to Jackson to receive private messages if I get any feedbacks to this posting.

Thanks All,

Happy Hunting

UrbanWildlife
03-14-09, 03:32
I found some very nicely priced air/hotel packages for April on www.expedia.com for those that are interested. I have never saw the San Marino Plaza hotel in packages so cheap. This is a great property to stay at in a super good location. I will be staying at this property on my next visit.

I had tentative plans to meet up with Exthalmus for the weekend of March 27th, but will be having surgery this Monday, so I will not be able to make it back to Puerto Vallarta until Friday, April 3rd, where I again will create a "fun party weekend" for those that are interested. (See my previous posts for details on how I party) I am hoping Exthalmus can change his dates to coincide with mine. I also sent a p.m. out to Palamides with an invitation.

For those readers on this forum considering making a trip to Colombia, I have plans to return to Cartagena on April 16th. I am renting a boat, and will be putting on a boat party filled with beautiful Colombiana girls, who I consider to be the most beautiful and passionate women in the world. (See the photo gallery on the Colombia board). This boat party is for the daytime hours, and will take us to various islands for snorkling, beach fun, e.c.t. The entire weekend will be a fantasy weekend for anyone who has never experienced a Colombiana, and has never partied with Urbanwildlife, because I do things in a first class manner, or I do not do them at all. For more details send me a p.m. Whenever I am out enjoying the beautiful women in the world, I have alot of fun, as evidenced by the post made my respected senior member Fifty/Fifty (486 posts) after last months visit to Thailand, where I met up with Fifty Fifty in the beautiful beach city of Phuket.


In fact the highlight of our visit was meeting up with fellow monger 'UrbanWildlife' and going out hunting the Wildlife with him.

Cheers, FF

Bonobo Pan
03-14-09, 16:41
Allright fellow mongers. You guys are great! And this is the reason why I just donated to WSG Charities for a yearly subscription of $19.95. Although I have to wait for 24 hrs before it gets activated, I am sure it is the money well spent!!

My time is secured for travelling to PVR April 26 to May 1st and I have been checking around for deals. UrbanWildLife is right that there are great deals right now. There is a great deal at Westin Resort & Spa Puerto Vallarta
for flight from north east US to PVR for 5 nights for $778 (saving of $534). It is rated to be a 4 stars hotel. However, it seems to be located at the north and I believe most of the actions are happening in the south. Not sure if these kind of hotel are girls friendly or they would bar them from going up the room with me. I found a good site giving good info about PV : http://vallarta-info.com/puerto-vallarta-prices.html. You guys never been there should check that out. There is an interactive map of PV. There a link to adults entertainment http://vallartainfo.com/adult.html. Very good general guide, but their link to outcall girls suggests some very expensive services. But they look great.

Can't wait for my premium service to get activated but most of all can't wait to be in PV!! Again anyone wants to hang out together there, just le me know.

Cheers!

UrbanWildlife
03-14-09, 21:57
Before booking any hotel Bonobo Pan, I highly suggest you contact me for hotel information. The reason being:

1). Location: you do not want to get a hotel located in the northern part of Puerto Vallarta. A half an hour past the airport is an area called Nuevo Vallarta. All this area is is a bunch of hotel and timeshare condos. It is a good 45 minute ride to the city of Puerto Vallarta without traffic, and anyone who is a regular visitor to Puerto Vallarta knows traffic is a bit-h, especially on the road to and from the airport. All your travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity, Booking Buddy, e.c.t. show there hotels as Puerto Vallarta, but this includes the area of Nuevo Vallarta.

2). Many of the hotels are not guest friendly. Infact, many of the hotels will not even allow a taxi driver to come to your room.

3). Many of these hotels are all inclusive, which ultimately means no guests.

4). Depending on the time of year, and what your needs are, you can find a condo on Craigslist much cheaper than the cost of a hotel room, and you get all the amenities of home, and have no worries about if you can bring guests back to your living quarters. In the past year, I have rented several nice condos in the Los Muertos Beach area, and in Zona romantica for friends, as well as myself, for as little as $55.00 dollars a night, and these were beautiful units. Again, if this is something you are interested in, feel free to contact me and I will help you secure a good property.

5). Generally speaking, vacation packages consisting of air and hotel are the cheapest way to go, but for someone who might be traveling by car or bus, or someone using a comp airline ticket, the condo route might be the way to go. The same goes if you plan on being in Puerto Vallarta for over a weeks stay.

6). As I have posted before, I have stayed at the following properties, which are locally owned, so they do not make the travel search engines, but I would recommend as economical places to stay:

*****A). Hotel San Carlos, it is on the street called Constituion #210, which is approximately one block to the Rizal supermarket, and only 3 blocks to the Los Muertos Beach, which is one of the most popular beaches for locals in Puerto Vallarta. The rooms here are actually suites with kitchenettes, cable tv, and air conditioning. The suites are actually quite large. It also has a pool area, and the neighborhood is safe. The suites cost about $50. to $60.00 dollars a night, and of course it is guest friendly. This is a bustling area so you can find many shops, restaurants, street stands e.c.t. Here is the telephone number and email contact information. Dialing from the United States you would dial 011-52-322-222-5484 or 011-52-322-222-6230. henry6008pv@yahoo.com.mx or
es.geocities.com/henry6008pv/SANCARLOS.htm

*****B). Azteca Hotel, Madero 473 is the street. This is about 3 or 4 blocks from the Hotel San Carlos, and 6 blocks from the beach. One block from this hotel you can find some prostitutes hanging out in front of a hotel called Erendia. They are usually there about 5 or 6 in the evening, to about 8 or 9pm. Room rates are about $25. to $30.00 dollars a night, but there is no air conditioning, only ceiling fans, but because of its location, the rooms are kept cool. I am attaching a link from travel advisor so you can read the reviews of this place. It also guest friendly.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152359-Reviews-Azteca_Hotel-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html

*****C). Hotel Posada Roger, Basilio Badillo 237 is the street it is on. This place is in a super location, only 2 blocks from the beach, and about 2 blocks from the San Carlos Hotel. It is guest friendly. Connected to it is one of the best breakfast restarants in all of Puerto Vallarta, Freddys Tucan. Room rates are about $50. to $60.00 dollars a night, and the rooms are equipped with cable tv and air conditioning. It also has a pool area. In this particular area of the city you will also find bars offering Corona and Pacifico beer for 15 pesos, which is about $1.00 dollar a bottle at the current exchange rate of 15 pesos to the U.S dollar. Again, I will post a link to the Travel Advisor for you to read the reviews.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152376-Reviews-Posada_Roger-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html

Hotels I would recommend that are offered on the travel search engines such as Expedia, Orbitz, Travelocity and Booking Buddy, with the exception of Hotel Eloisa, which I had previously recommended:

Casa Dona Susana: Super good location, approximately a half a block at the most from the beach. I have stayed here on a couple of occasions, and found it always to be girl friendly, but the last time I stayed there, the front desk clerk gave me somewhat of a hard time. My suggestion is to just slip the security guard 100 pesos and you will have no problems.

Hotel Eloisa: I was recommend to this hotel, but my experience was not a good one, as I had booked the european suite, and when I tried to check in, they tried to put me in a dump of a room. I refused to accept the room, and called Expedia, whom I had booked it through. Expedia refunded me my total amount, and gave me a coupon for $100.00 off on a future booking.

Hotel San Marino Plaza, this is a girl friendly hotel that sits right on the beach, and is just a fabulous property. For my April 3rd trip to Puerto Vallarta I booked this property in a air/hotel package on Expedia, getting this hotel for $65.00 dollars a night. Super value, as I do not think you can find a better property for this amount of money. Posted below is the travel advisor reviews.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g150793-d152385-Reviews-San_Marino_Hotel-Puerto_Vallarta_Pacific_Coast.html

****A couple of years ago I stayed at Hotel Rosita, but I am told it is no longer girl friendly. I will try to confirm this on my next visit.

****Another hotel I will checkout before giving it a review on here is the El Pescador. I am familiar with this property but will stop in to find out if it is guest friendly.

In closing, you will find that most of your 3, 4, and 5 star hotels are not guest friendly. I highly suggest you check with your booking agent regarding this, if you expect to have visitors to your room. In years past, I have always booked a hotel room for two people, which eliminated any problems with bringing a guest up to your room, but times are changing, and now many hotels throughout the world, will now make you sign your guest in at the front desk, and that will be the only guest THROUGHOUT your stay who will be able to go to your room. Once she leaves, you are out of luck, as far as having another guest visit you, or stay with you. Again, clear this up at your time of booking.

If I can be of help to you in anyway, in securing a property, or in helping you enjoy a hassle free vacation, send me a p.m, but only if you are willing to contribute back to the forum, so other future travelers to Puerto Vallarta can learn from your experiences.

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Rohjay
03-16-09, 08:47
Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.

UrbanWildlife
03-16-09, 17:49
Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.Of those 3 properties I would select the Sheraton Buganvilias, as it is the best location of the 3, even though the Mayan Palace is probably the premier property in all of the Puerto Vallarta, but it is located quite a good distance away from all the action.

NOTE: People, remember Puerto Vallarta is far from a mongering destination. Furthermore, there is very little nightlife to be had, other than Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, and this is in the high tourist season, which runs from December through part of April. It is strictly a winter tourist destination for Americans and Canadians. The place really becomes a morgue once the high tourist season is over. You will also find the beaches empty. If you are planning a vacation after this time, and your trip is mostly about finding girls, I would look at other destinations such as Sosua in the Dominican Republic. I would hate for people to come to Puerto Vallarta and come away disappointed, so plan your destinations and times accordingly. You will however find quite a few Mexican tourists during the summer months who are in Puerto Vallarta on summer vacation.

Bonobo Pan
03-16-09, 23:23
I've just been told that low season starts in April in Puerto Vallarta. And that nightlife, especially availability of chicas, pretty much sucks during that time on till winter again. My time and place is pretty limitted so looks like either I have to cancel the PV trip, take the risk, or find another spot in Mexico where life is good for mongers during spring, any day of the week. I was hoping to come back with good report, but my hope seems to fade away. Maybe someone knows good spot in PV even during low season?

Any info is very much appreciated!

Thanks


Guys trip. We're all in our 40's. We will definitely link up with Jackson. I'm also hoping there will be other board members down there at the same time. We'll have a fun group. I'm using a timeshare week and could stay at Buganvilias, Canto del Sol, or Mayan Palace, all in PV. Any thoughts on those places would be appreciated.

Rohjay
03-17-09, 08:58
Of those 3 properties I would select the Sheraton Buganvilias, as it is the best location of the 3, even though the Mayan Palace is probably the premier property in all of the Puerto Vallarta, but it is located quite a good distance away from all the action.

NOTE: People, remember Puerto Vallarta is far from a mongering destination. Furthermore, there is very little nightlife to be had, other than Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, and this is in the high tourist season, which runs from December through part of April. It is strictly a winter tourist destination for Americans and Canadians. The place really becomes a morgue once the high tourist season is over. You will also find the beaches empty. If you are planning a vacation after this time, and your trip is mostly about finding girls, I would look at other destinations such as Sosua in the Dominican Republic. I would hate for people to come to Puerto Vallarta and come away disappointed, so plan your destinations and times accordingly. You will however find quite a few Mexican tourists during the summer months who are in Puerto Vallarta on summer vacation.What about surrounding areas? Would it make sense to go to other beach towns?

UrbanWildlife
03-17-09, 20:38
What about surrounding areas? Would it make sense to go to other beach towns?There are really no other beach towns. As I stated in a previous post, Nuevo Vallarta is a community of timeshare condos and all inclusive hotels, very little else. The cities boarding it are small and you will find many retired people. The only place to be is in the hotel zone south of the airport, such as where the Sheraton and Fiesta Americana is, or the Los Muertos beach area, which I posted about in my long post on Hotels. If I was offered a hotel room for free in Nuevo Vallarta I would not take it, as the location is the worst location relative to the action in all of Puerto Vallarta, despite the properties being totally awesome. I would say as much as 90 percent of all of the hotels and condos in Nuevo Vallarta are filled with families.

That is it my friend.

UrbanWildlife
03-18-09, 22:31
Because of having surgery this past Monday, it forced me to change my arrival date to Puerto Vallarta. I had intended to be there on March 27th, but I now will be arriving on Friday, April 3rd. Anyone who has read back through the forum, knows when Urbanwildlife hits Puerto Vallarta, a fun and exciting party begins, so if anyone wants to be apart of my party, get yourself to Puerto Vallarta for that weekend. I only ask that you write and post a report of your experiences, in hopes that it will help others visiting Puerto Vallarta in the future. There are great deals to be found on airfare and hotels. If I can be of help to anyone please let me know.

I also encourage all visitors to Puerto Vallarta to checkout a bar called Calypso which formally housed a bar called Clandestanos (not sure of the exact spelling of it) but it is located on 126 Honduras street. It is just a few feet from the beach, and the main road that goes along the oceanfront of downtown Puerto Vallarta. If you are on the main road and see a Pemex Gas station, you will be very close to Honduras. When you are on Honduras walk towards the beach and you will run right into it, and it will be on your left. Beer is only 15 pesos, ($1.00 a bottle).

Say hello to Rossy, as she is the owner. She is approximately 27 years old, with blond hair down to where you bend your knees!. Just a super beautiful and nice person. She also has a knowledge of the english language. The bar has a juke box that plays everything from classic rock-n-roll to Mexican banda music. On occasions she has classic rock bands perform, and this is usually on a Friday or Saturday night. She also has some very nice looking waitresses that are between 19 to 23 years old. On the opposite side of the street from the bar is a very good outdoor taco stand I highly recommend everyone to try. Ask for Tacos de Pastor, which is marinated pork that is made on a spicket. It is super delicious!. The bar opens I think at 4:00pm. I generally do not get there until 8 or 9 o'clock. On weekends, it gets pretty crowded by midnight.

Rohjay
03-20-09, 06:20
Because of having surgery this past Monday, it forced me to change my arrival date to Puerto Vallarta. I had intended to be there on March 27th, but I now will be arriving on Friday, April 3rd. Anyone who has read back through the forum, knows when Urbanwildlife hits Puerto Vallarta, a fun and exciting party begins, so if anyone wants to be apart of my party, get yourself to Puerto Vallarta for that weekend. I only ask that you write and post a report of your experiences, in hopes that it will help others visiting Puerto Vallarta in the future. There are great deals to be found on airfare and hotels. If I can be of help to anyone please let me know.

I also encourage all visitors to Puerto Vallarta to checkout a bar called Calypso which formally housed a bar called Clandestanos (not sure of the exact spelling of it) but it is located on 126 Honduras street. It is just a few feet from the beach, and the main road that goes along the oceanfront of downtown Puerto Vallarta. If you are on the main road and see a Pemex Gas station, you will be very close to Honduras. When you are on Honduras walk towards the beach and you will run right into it, and it will be on your left. Beer is only 15 pesos, ($1.00 a bottle). Urban Wildlife:

I would love to join you some time, it sounds like you know how to have fun. Unfortunately I'm locked in to my dates due to commitments in other parts of Mexico, otherwise I'd seriously consider coming down in April when you're there. I have a group of like minded friends. We're all in our late 40's, early 50's, and can afford to blow it out in Mexico about once a year.

I went ahead and got a room at the Buganvilias. I'm interested in Stravaganzas. Your reports sound pretty good. If any chicas are still in town, I suspect this would be the place to find them. I like the strategy of getting the girls to meet outside of the clubs. I'll check out Calypso's. Please share any other ideas you have for good places for food and drink.

Do you think your taxi driver friend will still be there in May? I'd like to meet him.
If it's as dead in PV as you say it will be, we might have to focus on exploring outlying areas like Sayulita, Punto Mita, and Mismaloya and kicking back. A bad day in Mexico beats a good day at work anytime!

UrbanWildlife
03-20-09, 15:11
Thank you for your kind words Rohjay, and yes I do make a party, as it seems the more in your group, the more fun it becomes, and the more girls want to become involved. I also usually post a personal ad on Craigslist Puerto Vallarta everytime I go to Puerto Vallarta, and this time is no different. You can check it out if you want.

Stravaganza, El y Ellas, Conojitos, are all the same types of places, Mexican stripclubs, where the infrastructure is not as nice as say the United States style clubs that are in Puerto Vallarta, such as Prestige, Hysteria, Azul, e.c.t., and of course the quality is not as good over all, but there are definitely beautiful chicas to be found in them. Then of course you have Las Alazenas, which is a must for anyone to stop in and see, as it is a classic Mexican whor_house style bar. I have made several posts on here about the place, and it is one of my favorite places to go, for a number of reasons. One being a chica working in there only costs between $40 to $50.00 dollars for full service, and a beer only costs about $2 to $3.00 dollars. The rooms on the premises you take the girls to, I have found to be clean, and many of the girls actually live there. The place is quite popular to the locals. Second of all, one of my best friends in Puerto Vallarta is the manager there. His name is Chava, and he is one of the two waiters that work there. Three, it is just a fun place to stop in and have a beer or two, as I like the atmosphere of the place, because it is a cultural experience to be sure.

The outer area places you mentioned in your post Rohjay, you do not want to waste your time going to. You will find absolutely nothing in the way of girls or excitement!.

You are going to have a good time in Puerto Vallarta, but it is imperative you call my friend Rogilio, as I will let him know when I get to Puerto Vallarta on the 3rd, that you will be contacting him later on in the month. He does speak and understand english, even though he isn't fluent in the language. This way we can try to organize some things for you previous to your arrival.

Exthalmus
03-23-09, 20:52
I am still on schedule for my trip this week, that I can't change dates on to hook up with Urban.

If anyone is a last minute arrival during this time, please make sure to send a PM - I do have my US cell on down there so it will be easy to meetup.

I have a girl coming that loves Beaver as much as we do - and She is very good with her Digital camera :) I should have some good stuff to put up next week.

Exthalmus

Mexico Larry
03-25-09, 20:52
I will be in New York in June, staying at the Hilton. Can anyone direct me to a site that has informaiton on mongering in New York City?

UrbanWildlife
03-25-09, 23:22
I will be in New York in June, staying at the Hilton. Can anyone direct me to a site that has informaiton on mongering in New York City?Here it is Mexico Larry, and you will find a link to it on the home page of this site. http://www.usasexguide.info/

Exthalmus
03-31-09, 23:36
i landed 7 hours late from good ole thunderstorms in big d. went out to the zona after checking into the hotel san marino that urban suggested.

let me comment on that first. this is a ideal location property. the beds are very hard but clean. the one big draw back is that it is located in the gayborhood. there were ass pirates galore staying at this hotel. they just opened it up to these fruit loops in the last three weeks as bookings from the us are non horrible. great location. found a pvr icon pub around the corner where i hooked up the only two nights i went there with canadian hotties. there were 7 girls for every guy in town. large groups of single (and married who want to play) girls roaming the clubs and maelcon. the men must have wimped out as i was livin large for freebies. if you stay at the san marino go to http://www.andales.com/

k. back to the good stuff. did a girl from somewhere in mexico wed night at stravaganza. probably a 6. it was late and i was tired and she was good to go. can't remember her name as i didn't really care after that flight from hell.

went back thur night with a buddy. his first trip into mexico. we hit stavaganza as i have developed a relationship with the hostess there. killer legs but she doesn't pay for play. speaks decent english so if you guys don't use rohilio ask her anything you wish. i found a 8 in that place. she was 18, gorgeous and from guadalajara. smokin hott. great pussy and body but keeps her eyes closed for the whole experience. i flipped her over about half way through and was smart enough to bring a bottle of lube with me as i know some of these women are not gushing with joy to do thier job, so i lubed up and shoved it up her ass. she was cocked that head up and looked at me from the hotel wall mirror and was spouting off somthing in spanish. since she wasnt screaming or swinging her arms at me i finished off that way. when it was all said and done she was smiling more than when we went in. she was probably glad to have her colon cleansed lol.

friday night we hooked up with rohilio urban's taxi driver friend. i love this guy. he is a bigger perv than myself and thats hard to do lol. we saw a group of girls on the streets by our hotel, and one was crouching over locking up her store, so rohilio backs up the taxi, and points more toward the women and pops on his bright lights, giving us a free show of some hot pussy getting off work. they were not amused and gave us the wave off but held his ground lol.

the first place he took us had an entrance like a cave. (someone help me out with the name) it was ultra clean inside and the restrooms were fit for a king. this place was around 1000 pesos for a girl, and the one i wanted i shti you not was a beauty pagent winner. she was to die for. unfortunetly some fucktards got to her first with their bucket of beers, so i didn't want to wait for 2 hours for them to bullshit and fuck, and then wait for my turn. we walked next door and saw 5 girls all 4-5's. don't bother. but go to the cave and check it out. they have a new dance box at the cave. for 200 pesos you get one song with a girl and anything you can do to her "test drive" goes. this place is brand new and smelt great, and had great looking pussy at a fair price.

we then went to the zona to see urbans friend chava. fucked some girl rohio suggested and she had me bust a nut in less than 15 min. (record for sorry ass) my friend fucked another favorite of rohilios and said she was the best lay he has ever had. the one draw back to las antarches is that the stench coming out of the bathroom would make a deadman get up and run like hell. they should really invest in a bucket of water to wash away the 20 years of built up [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) in there lol.

overall good visit. cheap prices for good pussy.

two tips. party with urban if you get the chance. always use rohilio as your driver if your new to puerto vallarta. o and post your shit here for all of us to enjoy and enhance our visits

ex

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Don Tonto
04-01-09, 10:17
Thanks for the report, Exthalmus.

I suspect that your place with the cave-like entrance was the club called "El y Ella". It's a great club: a big step up in elegance from the Zona clubs, yet without the mega-prices of the "touristy" strip clubs along the town's main drag.

Next door, is the club called "Conojitos". I haven't been there in a couple of years. If they have finally gotten rid of the crooked waiters, it might be a decent place. Otherwise, bring a stack of 20 peso and 50 peso notes so that you won't have to beg the waiters for your return change. Also, the waiters won't be able to pull the "your 200 peso note magically becomes a 20 peso note" sleight-of-hand, where the waiter catches you off-guard and claims you have underpaid him.

UrbanWildlife
04-02-09, 00:58
i landed 7 hours late from good ole thunderstorms in big d. went out to the zona after checking into the hotel san marino that urban suggested.

let me comment on that first. this is a ideal location property. the beds are very hard but clean. the one big draw back is that it is located in the gayborhood. there were ass pirates galore staying at this hotel. they just opened it up to these fruit loops in the last three weeks as bookings from the us are non horrible. great location. found a pvr icon pub around the corner where i hooked up the only two nights i went there with canadian hotties. there were 7 girls for every guy in town. large groups of single (and married who want to play) girls roaming the clubs and maelcon. the men must have wimped out as i was livin large for freebies. if you stay at the san marino go to http://www.andales.com/

k. back to the good stuff. did a girl from somewhere in mexico wed night at stravaganza. probably a 6. it was late and i was tired and she was good to go. can't remember her name as i didn't really care after that flight from hell.

went back thur night with a buddy. his first trip into mexico. we hit stavaganza as i have developed a relationship with the hostess there. killer legs but she doesn't pay for play. speaks decent english so if you guys don't use rohilio ask her anything you wish. i found a 8 in that place. she was 18, gorgeous and from guadalajara. smokin hott. great pussy and body but keeps her eyes closed for the whole experience. i flipped her over about half way through and was smart enough to bring a bottle of lube with me as i know some of these women are not gushing with joy to do thier job, so i lubed up and shoved it up her ass. she was cocked that head up and looked at me from the hotel wall mirror and was spouting off somthing in spanish. since she wasnt screaming or swinging her arms at me i finished off that way. when it was all said and done she was smiling more than when we went in. she was probably glad to have her colon cleansed lol.

friday night we hooked up with rohilio urban's taxi driver friend. i love this guy. he is a bigger perv than myself and thats hard to do lol. we saw a group of girls on the streets by our hotel, and one was crouching over locking up her store, so rohilio backs up the taxi, and points more toward the women and pops on his bright lights, giving us a free show of some hot pussy getting off work. they were not amused and gave us the wave off but held his ground lol.

the first place he took us had an entrance like a cave. (someone help me out with the name) it was ultra clean inside and the restrooms were fit for a king. this place was around 1000 pesos for a girl, and the one i wanted i shti you not was a beauty pagent winner. she was to die for. unfortunetly some fucktards got to her first with their bucket of beers, so i didn't want to wait for 2 hours for them to bullshit and fuck, and then wait for my turn. we walked next door and saw 5 girls all 4-5's. don't bother. but go to the cave and check it out. they have a new dance box at the cave. for 200 pesos you get one song with a girl and anything you can do to her "test drive" goes. this place is brand new and smelt great, and had great looking pussy at a fair price.

we then went to the zona to see urbans friend chava. fucked some girl rohio suggested and she had me bust a nut in less than 15 min. (record for sorry ass) my friend fucked another favorite of rohilios and said she was the best lay he has ever had. the one draw back to las antarches is that the stench coming out of the bathroom would make a deadman get up and run like hell. they should really invest in a bucket of water to wash away the 20 years of built up [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) in there. lol

overall good visit. cheap prices for good pussy.

two tips. party with urban if you get the chance. always use rohilio as your driver if your new to puerto vallarta. o and post your shit here for all of us to enjoy and enhance our visits

ex

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.congratulations on a great report exthalmus, and i am very happy you and your friend had a great time! i spoke to my taxi driver friend rogilio, and he also told me how much fun it was once again partying with you. i am looking forward to taking over where you left off, upon my late afternoon arrival on friday! anyone interested in partying with me, send me a p.m., and i will provide you contact information. by the way, don tonto is correct, it was el y ellas that you referred to in your post as having a cave look. this was confirmed through rogilio. also don, they do have a whole new staff of waiters in conojitos, so you might want to check it out. i know exactly who you are referring to. i actually commented on it in a post quite awhile back. i will also be stopping in there on my tour of bars this weekend.

i totally understand what you mean by the stench coming out of the bathroom at las alazenas. lol :) i always go there with new comers to puerto vallarta because it is a cultural experience for them, experiencing what a lower end mexican whor_house is like! ;) it is something any monger coming to mexico has to experience, with toilets that do not flush, leaking plumbing, a big barrel filled with water to wash your hands, and having no towels to dry them, e.c.t. :) ;) lol!.

not much more i can add at this time, but thanks again for your report exthalmus! i am very happy you had fun. i am really looking forward to meeting you soon. you should really consider a trip with me to cartagena, colombia, so you can experience the beauty and passion of a colombiana, as it is the most sensational feeling in the world! i am also hoping palamides takes me up on this offer. it would be alot of fun providing you guys a completely different experience than what you experience in mexico.

UrbanWildlife
04-07-09, 02:23
Hotel: I stayed at the San Marino hotel and once again I had problems with getting what I had requested when I purchased my lodging for Puerto Vallarta. Last visit as I noted in a previous report it was at the Hotel Eloisa. I had requested an ocean view room with a king size bed, only to find out they had neither one available on my Friday check in as they had no vacancy. They told me they would be able to accommodate my requests on Saturday morning. On Saturday morning I was tired and hung over from partying all night, not getting back to the hotel until the sun was coming up in the morning, and with staying only one more day, I just said forget it.

My room was the typical hotel room for a 2.5 to 3 star hotel. The service was exceptional, and this particular property that sits directly on the beach, had some beautiful grounds and a pool. It also provides you chairs, towels, and has kayaks, e.c.t, for you to use if you are into the beach and water activities. There is also some good restaurants in the hotel. The one thing I did not like, was my bed was hard as a rock. Also they are now going to start charging 300 pesos for additional guests to your room. However, the night security guard, let me come in with a girl by putting one hundred pesos in his hand. I also passed several times on Friday with female friends, and nothing was said. This hotel sits in what is referred to as Old Vallarta, which is my favorite area of Puerto Vallarta. You have shops, restaurants, bars, casa de cambios, pharmacies, super markets, and almost anything else you want all basically on your door step.

Beach: The beach area in front of the hotel is really nice, and I consider Los Muertos beach to be one of the best in all of Puerto Vallarta. It is probably the most popular beach for the locals. A long pier stretches out into the water, and this pier serves as a tourist spot, a place to go fishing, e.c.t. There is also a volleyball net set up on the beach, as you exit on to the beach from the hotel. I spent about 4 hours on Saturday at the beach, and the same on Sunday, The volleyball area was quite popular. This is directly next to the San Marino hotel, and anyone who wanted to play was welcome. I also noticed alot of people on the beach, with most of the tourists being I believe from Guadalajara, who were in town for semana week, which is quite popular for Mexicans, and one of there preferred locations to spend this holiday is in Puerto Vallarta.

Nightlife: I go on bar tours each time I am in Puerto Vallarta and this time was no different. I do not go to any tourist bars, as I like to experience the Mexican culture. I go to Mexican cantinas where the beers are one dollar, where you have good Mexican appetizers called "botanas", and where you have juke boxes playing banda music, and Mexican waitresses eager to meet a gringo. Names of some of the bars I went to were called, Calypso bar, Mar y Tierra, Jaconitos (? ), Esmeraldas, The Revolution, as well as going to the Mexican style strip clubs, such as El y Ellas, Stravaganza, and the whor-house bar, and a long time favorite of mine, called Las Alazenas. Conojitos bar was closed down this weekend, do to a raid by drug enforcement I was told.

I really had a memorable time in El y Ellas. I met a husband and wife who sat next to me on my flight to Puerto Vallarta. He was a gringo, and she was a Colombiana. Both of them were in there 40’s, and I could tell she was open to having a lot of fun. They had asked me about things to do in Puerto Vallarta, such as restaurants I would recommend, as well as the nightlife. It was also the Colombianas birthday on Saturday. I really clicked with them, so I invited them to come out and party with me. On Saturday they called me telling me they wanted to party, and wanted to know where and at what time they could meet me, so knowing it was her birthday, I arranged for a 5 piece band I know to show up at the bar Mar y Tierra to sing her happy birthday. I had informed her husband what I was going to do when I spoke to him on the telephone, and he thought this would be very cool, and it turned out to be a fantastic experience for her, which will go down as one of the best nights she has ever experienced in her life.

From the Mar y Tierra bar, we went on a bar tour as I noted above, ending up at El y Ellas. I ordered a bottle of Traditional tequila and a bottle of Bacardi rum. By the time we got to El y Ellas, the Colombiana was on happy street, as she was enjoying the drinks, the atmosphere that was in the various cantinas, as well as the people I introduced her to along the way. Her husband was feeling the same way. In El y Ellas with her husbands permission, I got her a private dance with one of the girls, and this girl from El y Ellas was simply amazing in every way. She was extremely beautiful, has a knockout petite body with long nipples, and sexual as a girl can possibly be. She is one of those girls, that is a must to have! My taxi driver friend Rogilio who is with me every time I am in Puerto Vallarta, and who I, as well as others, have mentioned many times here on the board, had the girl Exthalmus was with the previous week also join our group. This was the first time the Colombiana ever experienced the touch of another female, so this made things even more exciting. I created a party at my table that seemed to be filled with action, action and more action, as the girls really put on a show the entire time we were in El y Ellas, which included getting on stage and having a live girl on girl sex show, that included the Colombiana. The alcohol and the atmosphere that was created totally put her in a different world. Also her husband was getting a lot of attention from this same girl who was into his wife, and of course I got in on the action as well sitting at our table which was located next to the stage. At one point this girl had her legs wrapped around the Colombianas husbands neck, pushing her pussy into his face, while she unzipped my pants and started giving me a blow job right there at the table! The waiters were all cool with what was going on, as I had given them good tips, so they had no problem with what was taking place. They just told us to cool it if the police or reglamentos came around. During this entire time in El y Ellas, we had several private dances which are 100 pesos each. We did this to keep everyone happy, so the bar and the girls knew we spending money, and it was just part of creating the party atmosphere. At about 3 in the morning, the Colombiana and her husband were worn out so they left to go to there hotel. Rogilio and myself went to Stravaganza and Las Alazenas, where I picked up the hostess (Alejandra, see pic) from Stravaganza, whom I was with on one other occasion in the past for free. I took this bit-h back to my hotel room, and this turned out to be a big mistake, as the bit_h stole my camera when she left at 8 in the morning, as I laid in my bed passed out. Of course I contacted her as soon as I awoke and noticed my camera was gone from the dresser top, but obviously she was not going to admit to it. However, I put the word out to some friends about the situation regarding my camera, and tonight, Monday, I received a message telling me my camera was now in the hands of one of those good friends. It was either she was going to give the camera back or face some consequences that were pretty severe. Other than the incident involving the camera it was a night that was memorable, not only for the couple who partied with me, but it was a night I will forever remember, and hope to repeat in the very near future, but more than likely it will not be until the first part of August, as I am off to Cartagena and Santa Marta, Colombia next week, then to Cali, Colombia in May, and in the latter part of June and the first part of July, I have tentative plans to go back to Thailand, or spend some time touring Guayaquil, Ecuador, and Venezuela.

A couple other notes:

On Friday night I had my share of Traditional tequila in me, so I decided to take the group I was with dancing to the Salsa bar that is located next to the bar called Roxy, and was the former home of The Shrimp Factory in old Vallarta. This was also a lot of fun, so if you are looking for a place to go and dance, you might want to consider this place.

The bar Calypso is a normal type of Mexican cantina/bar where you can get a dollar beer and be able to relax and shoot a game of pool if you want. They also have a juke box that has everything on it from American classic rock to Mexican music. My special friend Rossy, just opened the bar a couple of months ago, and with tourism being way down for a number of reasons, she is struggling to make it, as are most bars in Puerto Vallarta and elsewhere are, so I want to do anything I can to help her make it through these difficult times, as she has a good amount of money invested in the bar, not to mention she works her ass off, as in working 12 to 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, to try to make a go of it. I really appreciate any and all who go and have a drink or two at this place. Just tell her, her special gringo friend Eduardo recommended that you stop by. She is about 27 years old, very nice looking with long blond hair, and is just a great person to go along with that physical beauty. Thanks a million! The bar sets a couple doors off of the beach on Honduras Street, and in years past was called Clandestanos. If you are on the main road that passes by downtown Puerto Vallarta, that also runs next to the board walk area called the Malecon, you cannot miss it. It is one block from the Pemex gas station. If you are anywhere on the main drag, and you find Honduras, go towards the beach and it is on your left hand side a half a block down. Across the street from the bar is a street taco stand that opens up about 8pm, and they serve some of the best tacos de pastor you will find in the city of Puerto Vallarta. Pastor is marinated pork then cooked on a rotisserie. If anyone has any questions send me a p.m.

Flicker,
Nice report above! Thanks for taking the time to share your experiences with us!.



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Flicker
04-07-09, 03:41
Thanks to those who came before me and shared information about the PVR sex scene so that I could take use the few hours I had away from the family last week productively. As is fair, I will share my experience below.

First, a little about me. This is my first time to PVR for mongering purposes. I am a frequent visitor to Tijuana and use that as my point of comparison for Mexican hookers. I'm also on a quest to pay for sex in all 50 of the United States. I am conversational in Spanish, but do not consider myself fluent. All of my conversation in PVR was solely conducted in Spanish. I explain all of this first so you can relate to the perspective I brought to my trip.

In the wee hours of a recent Wednesday, I had a little liberty in PVR. I hopped in a cab and had it take me to the Zona Roja. The driver, who was not from PVR, was unfamiliar with the area or any of the bars. Fortunately, I was able to tell him from prior research that it is located off of Calle Politecnico Nacional (turn at La Paloma bullfighting ring) with a cross street of Calle Pareta. We drove into the dark and he was very skeptical, even more so when we saw a cluster of trannies at the intersection of Politecnico and Pareta. The taxista asked me if I was sure I wanted to go to a joto bar, and I assured him that there were real girls beyond.

The Zona Roja.- really, it is so small that calling it a Zona is ambitious.- is a dump. It's a dirt lot surrounded by a few buildings in the middle of nowhere.comparing it to the Zona Norte in Tijuana is like comparing a small trailer park to a condo complex. Getting out of my taxi, I was happy to see a couple other taxis waiting in the dirt lot for my departure later. It was about 2:30am when I arrived.

There appeared to be three bars on the dirt lot: Stravaganza, Las Alazanas, and Matehuala. A building next to Stravaganza said Cadillac Bar, but I think it was closed. I had intended to get my girl at Las Alazanas based on what I've read on this thread.- it seemed to me more like Tijuana's Las Chavelas compared to Stravaganza, which sounded more like Tijuana's Adelita Bar.- but planned to scope out the whole area so I could report.

I went first to Las Alazanas. It is very dark inside. A couple girls were seated along the wall to the left. There were a few couples at tables to the right. Further to the right was a dance floor where two pairs were dancing. A couple more girls sat alone at various tables inside. I walked through to the back to use the restroom, passing a large barrel that reeked of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). After my first circuit through the bar, I did not see anyone I considered doable, and crossed the dirt lot over to Stravaganza.

Outside Stravaganza, I saw that there was a 30 peso cover charge which included one drink (exchange rate for my visit was 14 pesos per dollar). A drunk local came out and started talking to me. For some reason, he wanted me to hang out with him. He was headed to Matehuala, so I shrugged my shoulders and went with him. Matehuala was smaller and darker than Alazanas. There were maybe 4-5 girls there, compared with 7-8 at Alazanas. Quality was even worse at Matehuala. My new friend grabbed a table. I did a quick pass-through and told him I was going over to Stravaganza instead.

Stravaganza is the largest of the three bars. There is a big stage in the middle for strippers. In the back are some couches for privados. I was quoted $6 for 3 minutes on the privados which looked pretty decent.- topless with lots of grinding and touching. But I passed on that and instead nursed my beer in the main area. There were about 10-12 girls on shift, all pretty decent but no stunners. I'd rate them all in the 6 to 8 range. Only one immediately jumped out at me, a blonde who looked perhaps a little more pro than the others, but she was occupied. Nobody bothered me, which was a nice change from the aggressive meseros and vendors of Tijuana. I just drank my beer and watched the strippers for a while. By the time I finished my beer, I had a couple candidates in mind, but decided to go check out Alazanas again. The cover charge works for the whole night with in and out privileges.

Alazanas looked about the same, except that it was mostly empty now. The girls had moved outside onto stools. There was a guy at the door with whom I chatted for a while. He said the deal at Alazanas was 500 pesos for half hour, including the room. Given the exchange rate, I thought this was a pretty good price. He asked why I didn't pick a girl, and I explained that none were really my type (delgada, guera, joven, preferably rubia). He recommended a girl whom he called out to meet me. I forget her name. She was doable, I'd rate a 6. 5, probably late 20s or early 30s. I got a sense she would be a good lay without many rules. I told her tal vez mas tarde, and made a mental note that she might be my backup plan.

It's about 3am. Back to Stravaganza, and I see my new friend again. He has a table along the wall, so I sit down with him and tell him what I've seen. Apparently he likes to just go and drink beer and watch the girls because he doesn't have enough money to actually hire them. So he likes Stravaganza best because it has the best quality. I think all of the girls working at Stravaganza take a turn stripping. Sets are two or three songs long.

A redhead with light-colored eyes comes and sits in my lap. She's thicker than I like, but I wouldn't say fat. Forgot her name too. She's 19 years old, very personable. 800 pesos including the room. I'm thinking about it. She whines a couple times buy me a beer, I want a beer, which is kind of annoying. When I don't buy her one, she moves on. I later see her on stage and she is easily the most accomplished stripper of the night. Most of the strippers barely use the pole, and get the most applause by pressing it between their legs or tits. This 19 year old knew her way around a pole, hanging upside down several feet off the air, flipping around, etc.

At this point I consider hopping in a cab and trying Conojitos and El y Ella instead. I don't know that the selection will be any better, but I'm curious to check out those bars. I decide against it because it's getting kind of late (3:30am).

I move to another table and meet Michelle, a 27 year old from PVR. Black shoudler length hair, black cocktail dress, thin with an A cup. She's cute and gives off a good vibe. We have a nice chat. She wants 850 pesos. I tell her that others have said 800 and she basically says well, that's their deal, I charge 850. Michelle says she'll kiss but does CBJ only (I'm looking for BBBJ). We talk for a while more while I wait to see if she'll come down on price or relent on the CBJ, but she does neither. I decide that if I'm going to pay 850 rather than 800, I want my BBBJ so I tell her no thanks.

It's about 4am now. I move to another table and meet Leslie, a 25 year old blonde from GDL. Leslie is in a bikini top and Daisy Duke shorts, tanned skin and a fake C rack. Divorced for 5 years, one kid. She initially says CBJ only, but I convince her. 800 pesos gets me to the hotel next door, which is reasonably clean looking. Leslie gives excellent service, attitude, positions, skills, etc. I would recommend her. We go for right about 30 minutes, no knock on the door or anything. The room has no shower; she does a sink wash. Leslie tells me she worked briefly in Tijuana, a 10-day stint in Hong Kong bar which she hated. She's much happier in PVR.

I walk her back to the bar, then catch a cab out at 5am.

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Precocious One
04-07-09, 15:21
Great report Flicker-

However, what I don't understand is the 50 pesos.

Seriously, that's like four, little, tiny meaningless one dollar bills. You are going to jeopardize a session(possibly GFE/PSE) for four dollars?

That is the equivalent to a cup of Starbucks coffee.

Or a Burger King Whopper and a small Coke.

When it comes to mongering, I don't sweat the small stuff. I pay, treat them well, make them feel comfortable and hope for the best. In the future, simply offer them what you are willling to pay and leave it at that. And never, ever insult these girls. Because at the end of the day, negotiating for four little dollars is an insult to many of these girls, especially if they are high-end.

Who knows, maybe her normal rate was $1000 pesos and she was already giving you a deal.

Thelmas Gone
04-07-09, 21:30
I have read several things about Cabo being very dangerous lately to tourists. Does anyone have any feedback on the situation in Pto Vallarta? I been to both before several times with no problems but is this changing in PV?

Thanks in advance.

Skug37
04-08-09, 03:54
As always, that was a great report Urbanwildlife! I hope you do end up going to Ecuador, since that is going to be my next stop, and I am sure that there will be lots of helpful information from your future report on it.

Furthermore, that was an excellent report Flicker! Welcome to the Forum, and I hope you write more articles (especially on your endeavors in the Tijuana Section). I also feel, as I’m sure many other Mongers do as well, that you were 100% justified in sticking to your guns with negotiating. Anyone that has truly mongered in Latin America knows that haggling is not only necessary, but expected. In addition, it may as well be engraved in stone that Tourists are always quoted a higher price. In essence, it was not you who lost out on an experience over 50 pesos, but the girl who lost a sale because she was too stubborn to budge! You still ended up getting some action from a better business person, while she went home dumb-founded, wondering why she can never seem to make any money.

It is highly unrealistic for anyone to insinuate that it is disrespectful for someone to negotiate with a Prostitute. And that’s exactly what she is; a Prostitute! I hate to be the one to break the news to you Precocious One, but she is only interested in the GFE if she can chew you up in a negotiation. In other words, she’s not interested in you, but rather places her interest in your wallet. Most importantly, anyone that feels it is insulting to not pay a woman 1000 pesos in Stravaganza is one of the people who is responsible for continually inflated prices in brothels.

So, keep writing reports Flicker, and only pay attention to feedback that is worthwhile and realistic.

UrbanWildlife
04-08-09, 07:58
I have read several things about Cabo being very dangerous lately to tourists. Does anyone have any feedback on the situation in Pto Vallarta? I been to both before several times with no problems but is this changing in PV?

Thanks in advance.Hello Thelmas Gone,
Instead of just making a post out of laziness, go back and read the last several pages of the forum. You might be surprised at what you can find by doing a modest amount of research. If I can be of any further help to you after you have done this, feel free to send me a p.m. It really aggravates me when guys put there time and efforts into providing the forum information, and then guys come along and refuse to read even the first couple pages of the thread.

Lou Roy
04-08-09, 09:42
I was in PV 3/26-4/2/09. I did my research beforehand, found this site and made my plans. I tried to connect with Exthalmus via PM but we never hooked up. I did, however, spend a lot of time with Rojilio. Great person. Really.

To be brief, my experience in la zona was similar to others'. Great experience but grungy. I liked El y Ellas much more. My advice is to stick with Rojilio and have fun. Sorry so short but others said it all.

Finally, while more expensive, I did have a blast at acqua, a somewhat upscale strip joint with hot women and attentive staff.

Precocious One
04-08-09, 14:26
Skug37-

I have lived in MX(off and on) for almost two years and have vacationed there probably in excess of six months. I would venture to say that is more time spent on the ground than 99 percent of all American men, ex-patriates included. Last year when I was living in Monterrey for five months, I was fuc_ing five times a week. Every week. Each time with a different girl. Now that does not make me Mr. Supermonger, but I do feel that I am qualified on the topic of mongering and that my opinion is worthwhile and realistic.

If a John want's to haggle over four, little meaningless dollars on a one shot deal, it probably tells a quality S/C girl a little something about who she is dealing with. We are not talking about $200 pesos here. Even in today's challenging economic period, four little dollars is nothing to the majority of quality club girls, which is what Flicker was describing. Nothing. Some of these girls are very proud and to nickel and dime them(because that is exactly what 50 pesos is) could create an uncomfortable situation for the two of you, something that is not recommended when pursuing GFE and PSE.

I wouldn't even begin to think of what some of the Monterrey S/C girls(700-1000pesos/one and a half hours) would think of me if I tried to haggle them down 50 pesos on a session. I sincerely believe that it would do more harm than good(that is if she decided to accept it;again, 50 pesos is equivalent to a BK Whopper and a small Coke).

Actually, in the grand scheme of things, it would be irrelevant if not comical.

For me, I'll negotiate 50 pesos on a pair of shoes or a bag of shrimp, not a fine piece of Mexicana pus_y.

Flicker
04-08-09, 20:45
Re the 50 pesos. I agree and disagree, depending on the circumstances. If there is one girl who is THE ONE and I need to close that deal, then absolutely I don't screw around with haggling. On the other hand, when supply is high and I have many options, I see no point in paying a premium for less than premium.

If Michelle had agreed to BBBJ instead of CBJ, then I would have paid the 850 and we would have been off. But she stuck to her guns and I knew I could do the redhead for 800 or the Alazanas girl for 500, let alone the many doable girls in Stravaganza with whom I still had not chatted.

I definitely agree that one should always be respectful to the girls. Negotiations should be couched in a way that does not make them feel like "I think you're worth $61, but not $64. " I typically let the girl know where I stand and let her make a move if she wants to. Sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't, sometimes we part ways and she comes back around, sometimes we part ways and I come back around. I rarely get burned where I come back to her to meet her last position and she refuses because she's ticked off at me.

In the case of Michelle, after the parameters had been established, she asked what I was thinking. I told her I was thinking about a lot of things.- on the one hand, I liked her, thought she was beautiful, and had no doubt we would have a great time together (she offered a privado for a test drive); and on the other hand, she was asking for 850 when others wanted 800 and she insisted on CBJ when I really preferred BBBJ. Now she knows what I'm thinking. Time passes, I'm not buying her ficha drinks, and we part ways on amicable terms. I am certain that if next time she passed by, I said 850, let's go, she'd bite.

I also am in favor of keeping chica inflation in check. $5 isn't much to us, but neither is $40, or $60 (or depending on your personal circumstances, maybe even $300). The more guys just assent to whatever the first price given is, even when it is not for exactly what they want, it just drives the prices up for everyone. In a one-shot situation involving a visitor like me, it probably does not have a great impact. But for the regulars, before you know it all the girls will add +50 pesos across the board.

My personal style is to not act like I really want it. Kind of like buying a car. Yeah, I might buy this car today, but if I end up buying no car it's no big deal. Same with the girls. Do I want to go to the hotel? Enh, maybe. I'm content to just sit here and watch the strippers, leaving soon anyway. If I met somebody special, then maybe I might go to the room. Hey, maybe you could be that somebody special. That's my style; everyone has his own style.

Thelmas Gone
04-08-09, 22:56
Urban Wildlife,

Thanks for the feedback. You know it isnt my first trip around the block in the mongering scene and I am no lazy monger as you insinuate. As fast as the Canadian and US gov'ts are issuing warnings on Mexico I was wondering if things may have changed in the 3 weeks since the last post on the safety situation in PV. I do appreciate all your input in the past and future threads. I guess I should have been more specific if the govt warnings are for real of a bunch of BS as I suspect.

Thanks for all your info. in the past.


Hello Thelmas Gone,

Instead of just making a post out of laziness, go back and read the last several pages of the forum. You might be surprised at what you can find by doing a modest amount of research. If I can be of any further help to you after you have done this, feel free to send me a p.m. It really aggravates me when guys put there time and efforts into providing the forum information, and then guys come along and refuse to read even the first couple pages of the thread.

Pvfan
04-09-09, 01:07
I had the chance to visit Elly at Damely Massage last week and things seemed to have changed dramatically. I was able to get a great massage and a CBJ for $1400 pesos. It seems like the recession is working in favor of mongerers in Mexico. I went twice and got a happy ending and then went for the gold with her taking off her clothes at the end and finishing with the BJ. I had not had any luck in my previous visits which tells you things are ripe now in Mexico.

Exthalmus
04-09-09, 03:27
WOW best active info over the last two weeks than in a long time lol.

Urban did really bag that Hostess at Stravaganza? She has a set of fucking legs on her that are incredible@!!!@! Wow you best me my friend lol - I tried and didn't pursue her - But gratz 2 u :P ( now send me some pics hehe )

Ok serious question for everyone here.

I hooked up with two different canadian women on nights I didnt go to the Zona. How is the tourist crowd in the summer months? Is it totally dead? I am looking to book several trips back to PVR between now and September, but do not wish to go unless there are tourists to play with as well as the zona girls.

Please advise. Urban I'll PM you some suggested schedules b4 I book anything so we can hook up in the future.

Exthamus