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JBotello11
07-07-17, 21:12
King George is like a nice Sports Bar in a Bordello. Multiple TVs, nice bar, clean and many girls working there from noon until around 11 pm. Very nice looking ladies that usually run around 2300 MN for 30 minutes which includes the room. Also a good place to go for a cocktail with the boys to just enjoy the scenery. I go there often and they have never tried the check padding or tourist ripoff stunts that some of the other more well know places occasionally try. I would highly recommend.I will definitely check it out. Thank you so much, Also are the girls available for takeout?
Marshst924
07-11-17, 04:32
Thanks for all the help guys. I'm here in town now and trying to sneak away. Can someone tell me what it's like at this place since it's so close? Will I need to sit and drink for awhile or can I get a girl pretty quick? Is it smoky? Do they have showers? With no car, it's going to have to be a quick trip and I got to be safe since I'm limited on time and with the family. Still worth going to the place? I realize there are better options, but I can realistically get here and back one night and not raise any red flags. Thanks in advance. Staying in Nuevo Vallarta and already mapped it out.
I will definitely check it out. Thank you so much, Also are the girls available for takeout?I'm sure you could make a deal with some of the girls but the I'm also sure it would be frowned upon by the management. If you went upstairs for some action, I'm pretty confident you could get a phone number for a hookup outside the bar.
On The Side
07-12-17, 03:13
I usually stay at Marival Residence when I'm in town. Do you know if there's some place nearby to play or whether I could bring someone back to the resort?
JBotello11
07-13-17, 01:00
I'm sure you could make a deal with some of the girls but the I'm also sure it would be frowned upon by the management. If you went upstairs for some action, I'm pretty confident you could get a phone number for a hookup outside the bar.Thank you for the info Pv Local, any other cool places I can check out by the Marina? I haven't really partied in Vallarta since 2014, I know there has been many new places that opened up. If anyone wants to hang out I'll be at King George on the 23 sometime after 2 pm.
Marshst924
07-13-17, 20:13
Checked out king George. Nice place. Alyse or something like that and there was one more girl named Sophia. Alyse likes to kiss but no BBBJ. 2500 pesos. Condom broke and we didn't realize til we were done. That's a bit scary. Hope the girls are clean.
Thank you for the info Pv Local, any other cool places I can check out by the Marina? I haven't really partied in Vallarta since 2014, I know there has been many new places that opened up. If anyone wants to hang out I'll be at King George on the 23 sometime after 2 pm.There is a massage place in the Marina that was written up within the past 3 months or so.
Hi guys,
Wanted to give a big thanks to the previous guys who came before me and offered get advice.
I went there for a guys trip, and the funny thing was there was a big announcement from USA on advising travelers not to go. I convinced my friends to ignore the warnings and just go!
Not going to bore you guys with the small stuff just the what everybody wants to know.
Checked out Candy's Strip club, because my buddy wanted to go where it would be safer! I wanted to go to Tanpanko Candy's was dead, but decent looking girls. They ripped us off by charging us over 14 lady drinks, when we only had 1 each. In short we put a small disagreement, but paid it with a credit card. Once in the car we called a decline the charge.
The next day we visited King George, which was a super high end bar. I was really feeling this place, because as we walked in there was like 10 girls that greeted us with kisses. However we didn't stay long as one of us used the John and noticed that Candy's is the owner of King George from an advertisement. This spooked some of my friends, so we had to leave shortly after to avoid any confrontations.
The high light of the trip for me was Pepe's Taco!
I would go back, but maybe with a smaller group or solo.
Stay safe and have fun.
Hi guys,
Wanted to give a big thanks to the previous guys who came before me and offered get advice.
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Checked out Candy's Strip club, because my buddy wanted to go where it would be safer! I wanted to go to Tanpanko Candy's was dead, but decent looking girls. They ripped us off by charging us over 14 lady drinks, when we only had 1 each. In short we put a small disagreement, but paid it with a credit card. Once in the car we called a decline the charge.
Stay safe and have fun.As has been said many, many times before. Never, ever , pay with a credit card at a Mexican strip club. Always pay for the drinks as they arrive.
Checked out Candy's Strip club, because my buddy wanted to go where it would be safer! I wanted to go to Tanpanko Candy's was dead, but decent looking girls. They ripped us off by charging us over 14 lady drinks, when we only had 1 each. In short we put a small disagreement, but paid it with a credit card. Once in the car we called a decline the charge.Just an FYI for the future, Tapanko is perfectly safe. The outside may not be much to look at but there's nothing more dangerous there than any other late night spot.
When I RTFF, Las Antorchas looked like a lot of fun, and not too expensive. When I looked it up on Google for more info on 6-27-17, Google said that it is permanently closed. Can anyone tell me if that is true? If it is, could you suggest some place similar? I'm coming to Puerto Vallarta soon.
Thanks! GrandPop.
When I RTFF, Las Antorchas looked like a lot of fun, and not too expensive. When I looked it up on Google for more info on 6-27-17, Google said that it is permanently closed. Can anyone tell me if that is true? If it is, could you suggest some place similar? I'm coming to Puerto Vallarta soon.
Thanks! GrandPop.I am not in PV, but was there earlier this year. I believe at one time LA served food, which was not operating when I was there. But the part where the girls hang out, next to the pool table and beer bar was business as usual. I would find it hard to believe this place would close.
Walk Softly
10-27-17, 08:01
Stopping for a few days in PV on my way home from touristy stuff. I'll be staying down in old town from Dec. 20-23 but don't mind bussing it around.
If anyone will be in town and wants to compare notes over a beverage of choice, PM me. I'd love to have a winger for a night at the (local) strip clubs.
Unfortunately, the only one of those days there will be a cruise ship in port is the 20th.
Cheers! WS.
I am not in PV, but was there earlier this year. I believe at one time LA served food, which was not operating when I was there. But the part where the girls hang out, next to the pool table and beer bar was business as usual. I would find it hard to believe this place would close.Las Antorchas is not closed. But it is for sale and has been for quite a while.
Somehow, I don't think the ball-and-chain would approve of me buying the place, tho.
You walk in order a drink, possibly buy a girl a drink, and then if you are interested in sex you negotiate with the girl. Do not take the price that they say as golden, negotiate, and this goes if speaking to management as well. They are going to come at you at a ridiculous amount, but remember you are the person with the money, so make an offer to what you feel is fare. If they do not accept it, go to another place.You old fart!
We're in Puerto Vo Dec 6 to Dec 13. Any chance to hook up? I've love to see your sorry old assl.
Tony.
What a great report! Muchas gracias.
First of all, thanks to everyone that contributed to the PV thread, it was very helpful in planning my recent 3-day stay!
I started my journey Friday soon after checking in to the Rivera Del Rio Hotel in the Zona Romantica. Very good place by the way, a bit more luxurious than the other area hotels, but worth the price. Sweet rooftop views!
I took a walk and got on board one of these blue public transit buses (fare is 7. 50 pesos). I decided to go to Las Antorchas. Pretty much any bus going north on Hwy 200 (towards Wal-Mart, Sam's, Soriana's etc) will take you there. Just tell the driver when you wish to stop. I won't give directions as this was covered in previous posts.
Walked in Las Antorchas. There was 3 somewhat chubby girls and since I was the only one there, they all came to me at once! One was taller, better looking and had a bubbly personality. Decided to go with her. The usual 2 beers, negotiated down to a 1000 pesos deal for the hour, including the room. She was very enthusiastic and fun. Forgot her name. Dang it! Left 40 pesos tip and left.
Later in the day, after coming back in the Old Vallarta, I walked lots and ended up trying Coni Spa. 2 girls were at the door sitting on high chairs. Diana took me in. Young, cute body, a little extra meat on the bones and a nice booty. She had black curled hair and a darker skin tone. Luscious lips too. A good 7/10.
The massage was rather simple, and she quickly asked if I wanted extras. I said maybe. The happy ending was 850 pesos, including the massage. She mentioned other options going up to 2100 pesos, but I didn't understand the menu fully (her English was passable and so was my Spanish). I inquired about a CBJ, but she said she couldn't due to her dental braces, so I went for the he. It was not that great, I even had to tell her to go easy on the "tip".
So no tip. LOL.
Next morning, I had my sights set on La Botana in downtown Vallarta (the one by the Telecable office). Found the place despite having no signs up (there's a main floor and a staircase entrance). Take the stairs on the right and you'll see a small worn down bar with a jukebox blaring. I was the only gringo there! Don't be afraid, everybody looks but no one bites. Pick a table and look around. The girls there will make eye contact and smile. They come to you or you come to them. Sadly when I was there, there were too many men for the amount of women. So they were gone quickly. Only a few were worth a shot, as the majority of girls were either old, or had very disproportionate / unappealing bodies.
It was soon 4 pm after I walked out, and was looking for the streetwalker scene by Guatemala and Boliva. I walked around the block a couple times because I only saw one girl and she was "OK", but I wanted to see more before making a move.
Then I came across a beautiful, tall Mexican, wearing extra tight pants showing her beautiful Latino derriere. She had a pristine face (the make-up was flawless and the glowing pink lips had me going). After a brief discussion inside a close-by empty bar, she took me to the rooms. 75 for the beers, 100 for the house, and 500 for the girl, as I only wanted a CBJ. She was absolutely marvelous at it. Left a tip and said: "muchisimas gracias senorita"!
Had a stroll by Montes de Oca, the place where you can rent a room for up to 8 hours. There was indeed at one point a worker standing next to the place. I walked around the block once and she was gone.
Much later in the evening, I tested the other street corner by Hotel Erendira in the Zona Romantica. It was super close to my quarters, so why not?
Circled around repeatedly, but saw nothing at all. As it was explained before on here, that corner is hit or miss, and I did not find anybody there during my stay. Don't do the detour unless you are close by.
The last day, I went back to Basillo Badillo street and tried the massage place immediately besides Coni Spa (probably referred to as "Coni Spa 2" here). There's no name for the place, just white signs with "Massage" written in blue. 2 young women were there sitting next to each other in the lobby. One Mexican chica with a darker complexion, cute, beautiful body, pretty make-up, and the other girl was as good-looking but white-washed. I went with the first one. It was the very best massage I had during this vacation! However, no extras discussed, she was probably a true therapist, very methodical and structured with her massage, 350 plus a little tip. At the end, she told me to give the money to the other girl, which was really odd. Her handler perhaps?
Decided to go to the beach, had a few 2 for 1 Margaritas (heh) then came back to Coni Spa, where Bety was there with Diana (which I reviewed previously). Bety had the most beautiful body and a great smile. She was petite but toned! Nice perky tits, her face was a solid 8/10 with beautiful expressions. Her massage was good, and she hinted multiple times that she was going to do more, as she tickled, rubbed and cupped the jewels. Without my intervention, she nicely integrated the HJ with the rest of the massage. Betty was very attentive. I came all over myself during the big "O", she cleaned up patiently, and even continued massaging a bit to help me relax. That was awesome. 850 plus a 50 tip was the damage.
My only regret: when I came out, there was another girl downstairs, even smaller and youthful in appearance. Unfortunately I was running out of time and, admittedly, energy to continue!
Overall, I'm pretty happy with my experience in PV. Thanks for reading guys and sorry for the rambling.
One more thing: I felt pretty safe inside and outside tourist areas. Lots of Policia Municipal, heavily-armed guards and Jalisco State officers patrolling the streets, with multiple check stops and inspections.
I bet the recent events at La Leche restaurant have something to do with that.
Many thanks to those of you who provided information about Las Antorchas. I can confirm that it is still in business. I stopped by a week ago when a cruise ship was in port and saw two very attractive girls.
I had a nice GFE session with Alejandra, a "blond. " Her friend says that she comes 6 days a week, every day but Sunday. I went back the following day (no cruise ship), hoping to session with her friend but didn't see her and had a second date with Alejandra.
Alejandra offered to come to my hotel and we agreed on 2 k for 2 hours. She arrived 10 minutes early and left 70 minutes early. At the one hour mark she suggested that we take showers. Why? Because she's leaving. Up until that point, every thing was great. This is another example of why we shouldn't pay up front. I thought I could trust her since she had given full measure on the first two dates. She has a two month old baby and was dripping milk from her tits.
JohnEastBay
12-16-17, 08:05
Just a quick update. First time in PV. Stopped by the Coni tonight. Few girls were sitting up front at the table. One who spoke some English took me back to the nice room. Beautiful. 9+ body and face. Menu is the same as posted before from 350 to 2,500. Good massage; but I had better. No complaints. She was so nice looking. Have a decent shower as well.
Thank you and good luck.
JackSavage121
12-20-17, 02:38
I went to Las Antorchas on 12/11/17, cruise ship in port, its a filthy open air courtyard with a few old tables and chairs. Alejandra and her friend were the best there but that's not saying much. Took them both for $1500 pesos through a sketchy dirt lot back 2 blocks to a a real sketchy dirty flop house. I confirmed lesbian experience 3 times beforehand, It was the worst P4P experience ever. Dirty, hot room, cold shower, no lesbo action, Alejandra was leaking breast milk, they were both fat. Worst CBJ ever, had a hell of a time even finishing. Couldn't get out of their fast enough and than they even ask for a tip. Never again.
JackSavage121
12-20-17, 02:49
Went to King George sport-bar after a terrible experience at Las Antorchas on 12/11/17 in the early afternoon. Beautiful place with VIP room in back and high end rooms upstairs. Took this sweet little gal about 5 ft tall or less 90 lbs with teenage looking body and tiny little ass first to the VIP and than upstairs. Double shower, BBBJ in shower DFK constantly, multi positions. Enjoyed it immensely! Wasntcheap. But still worth it for me. Drink for each of us, 1 dance in VIP, and long half hour upstairs with tip, ran about 3500 pesos.
Jack,
Appriciate your report. Did you get any names. ?
Tony.
Went to King George sport-bar after a terrible experience at Las Antorchas on 12/11/17 in the early afternoon. Beautiful place with VIP room in back and high end rooms upstairs. Took this sweet little gal about 5 ft tall or less 90 lbs with teenage looking body and tiny little ass first to the VIP and than upstairs. Double shower, BBBJ in shower DFK constantly, multi positions. Enjoyed it immensely! Wasntcheap. But still worth it for me. Drink for each of us, 1 dance in VIP, and long half hour upstairs with tip, ran about 3500 pesos.
BikerBoy22
12-28-17, 06:04
Thank you everyone for all the great info here! I decided to get away for a few days, booked a last minute flight to PV and got in on Monday afternoon. I will be here until Saturday, so if anyone is in town looking for a wingman feel free to shoot me a PM.
Here are my notes so far, apologize in advance if I ramble! I am not a big poster but wanted to try to give back now that I am here.
I booked my first 2 nights at Garlands del Rio, a very cool boutique hotel with a be&be feel, walking distance to the Malecon. Very comfortable and no problem with evening guests as there is no staff there after 9 pm. I booked a session with Jaki on my first night and as others have noted she is fantastic! Super cool older MILF type and total GFE / DFK / BBBJ for 1500/ hour. Highly recommend!
Next day hung out at the Playa LOS Muertos beach which was cool, it runs along the Malecon and there are tons of fun places to eat and drink. I stopped by Coni spa on my way there and also back and was not super impressed either time with the talent out front so passed on the massage, but will continue to check in as it is right in my neighborhood. At night decided to check out King George's, took an Uber there around 9 pm. Uber arrived quickly to my hotel and driver was cool, I am working on my Spanish so he helped me out with it. I asked him about places to go and he suggested Aquah as a good spot. I didn't think much of it and when we pulled up to the location I assumed I was getting out at King George, but he actually brought me to Aquah instead! I walked up to the door and it wasn't until they tried to charge me a 250 cover that I realized I was at Aquah, and the Uber was there waiting (presumably to collect his commission). I went back to the Uber and gave the driver a "WTF" look and then just laughed. King George's was right next door so I got back in and he drove me the extra 50 feet LOL. As others have said here, be careful with taxi's (and Uber drivers) and make sure they take you where you want to go, and not their own agenda.
King George was pretty dead at 9 pm, there were like 2 other customers in there. Now this was the day after Christmas so not sure how that affects things, but I can tell you that PV is very busy with tourists and the hotels are almost all at capacity. I sat at a table and the waiter said there were 4 girls working. The two I saw at the bar were a little thicker, maybe 6 or 7/10. I told the waiter I liked a thinner / more fit / less thick girls and he came back from somewhere with a really attractive blonde named Melina. Slim / nice body with a few tattoos and overall sexy look and vibe, a solid 8/10. I got her a glass of champagne which I think was 290 and chatted her up. It was 2550 for 30 minutes in room upstairs, which is a lot but she was hot and I was getting decent signals from her so I went for it. She was definitely a disappointment in the room, I had prenegotiated DFK which she did but was lackluster, and she did CBJ because I stupidly did not ask for BBBJ upfront. The sex was pretty mechanical. Moral of the story, definitely negotiate everything before you head to the room (and even then you might be disappointed).
On another note, you can order food at KG, so after having sex I came back downstairs and ate a cheeseburger and fries haha.
Since I was in the area I walked down the street to check out Candy's. There was a 250 cover but it was only around 10:30 so there was no way I was paying cover, but I did want to see what was happening inside. A female host named Violeta walked me in to show me around, she was pretty hot. As expected there were only a handful of customers and about 4-5 girls, none worth staying for though so I took an Uber back to the Malecon. Fun vibe there at night, had a few drinks and then checked out the SW area at Guatemala St and Bolivia. Took a lap around the block and there was not a lot of action. There were 2 good looking girls sitting in a stoop right around the Guatemala / Bolivia intersection and I stopped and greeted them in Spanish but they were not very engaging and there were other people hanging out in that general area so didn't want to push it. I came upon an older girl walking who was a 6/10 and she was ready to go. I considered it but she was a little too sketchy so I walked back to the Malecon and finished the night there. Lots of fun bars and clubs there and worth a look.
Today I moved to the V177 condos in the Romantic Zone. Super nice suite right near the beach with a kick-ass rooftop pool. Paying $250 USD per night for the next 3 nights, room rates are definitely high around town this week due to high occupancy. Like Garlands, this is not a traditional hotel with a front desk so I am thinking it will be guest-friendly but I will see.
I was tied up with work stuff most of today so no action to report, tonight the plan is to check out 4 Play which is walking distance from my hotel and then Tapanko and / or Andromeda.
On another note, I have had my share of delicious and unhealthy Mexican food so far, but for anyone looking for a healthy alternative you can check out Salud Super Food and Barra Light, both near the beach in the Romantic Zone.
Healthy smoothies, wraps, etc (if you're into that sort of thing.
BikerBoy22
01-06-18, 09:17
Back home and wanted to report on the last couple of days of my PV trip.
Night 3 started out at Pancho's Takos for some great local food, and then took a taxi to Andromeda. Tried to charge me 250 peso cover but I declined. Andromeda is a small spot off the main road with 4-5 girls and a small number of locals around midnight on a Thursday. Super cute spinner named Nikki sat down with me, she was hot so I agreed to lady drink for 320 pesos (I think they upcharged me for not paying cover), my beer was 60. She was sexy and nice but I sensed she would not be great in the private room so passed. Meanwhile I was admiring a tight bod older gal (Jessica) who was dancing on stage, she caught my eye and came over after her dance. Quoted 2000 pesos for hour, 1500 half. Went with half hour and had a good time with her, although room was pretty small she made up for it with her performance and even offered to come to my hotel after her shift. I walked out to the main street after and there was a guy on the corner handing out passes to Harem so I took a walk there to check it out.
Got to Harem around 230 am, tried to charge me 250 cover even though I had the pass that was supposed to be no cover. I once again declined to pay and they let me in. Pretty nice club with 10+ girls, I had a beer but didn't see anything special so took a walk further down the main road and came up to Jagger a little after 3 am. Jagger charges you 300 pesos to get in but it goes towards your tab. It was a decent looking place with a bunch of girls and fun vibe so I went for it. Ordered a beer and soon after Valentina came to my table - 30 yo, really pretty face and a sexy Latina body and booty. She was a total sweetheart. I declined the lady drink but opted for the 5 minute lap dance in a private room for 195 pesos. Great dance she was super sexy and passionate, grinding and groping turned to heavy DFK, so I rolled that into a 15 minute sex session in another private room with bed. Great quickly, super passionate session and one of my favorites of the trip. I don't have the 15 minute price noted but I do remember they wanted to charge me 100 pesos for the condom, settled for 50. This was the only place that charged for condom. Ended night on a high note for sure with Valentina.
Final day was out for a beach run so swung by SW area around 430 in afternoon and there was a girl at the Guatemala / Bolivia corner with a decent bod but face a little busted so I passed. Back at hotel connected with a CL girl named Brianna, very sexy and passionate performance BBBJ, DFK. 3500 pesos for her visit to my place. A little high but her pics were awesome and in person she did not disappoint (although pics were a bit dated).
Headed out at night and took a lap through the Hotel Erendira SW area but nothing there at around 11 pm on a Friday.
Took Uber to Tapanko, got there around midnight and walked in with no cover asked. Fun spot with a bunch of girls and crowd of mostly locals. I grabbed a table and a drink and was enjoying watching the girl on stage when the lovely Phoenix approached me. She is a cute blond spinner with a great ass, she sat on my lap and it was game on. Got her a lady drink for 290 pesos and she started giving me a great lap dance at the table that quickly proceeded to a make out session. We moved to a couch in the back of the room for more privacy and continued our DFK while I finger banged her. We finished our drink and then I took her to private room for 1700 pesos for a half hour, and she was awesome, another highlight of the trip. Walked out of Tapanko and there were 2 other clubs right there, but I was pretty wiped out at that point so decided to end the night and the trip on that high note. Thanks Phoenix!
Overall had a great time in PV and will definitely be back! Thanks again to everyone for the great posts and information on here.
So, I was out for a walk after visiting some tequila tasting shops and lo and behold found myself at Guatemala and Bolivia. I took a look inside the Cantina (about 5 or 6 pm?) and it was dead, but as I headed back down Guatemala a voice called to me from a doorway. 500 pesos was the offer, rooms inside. I was in no shape for it at the time, but the two girls I could see inside the doorway looked like 6's or 7's. Maybe more 7 than 6, but I'd had enough tequila that it could have been making everyone look better. Anyway, in google street view it's the door just on the Bolivia side of Terraza de Colonial cantina.
Well, it appears that place is closed. I used to go to it at least once every trip, but late this morning I checked it out, the door was open but nothing inside. The "se vende" sign that used to be outside the place for months is also gone, meaning it's probably sold? A Google search also revealed it's "permanently closed". Unless someone has more information, it looks like it's gone.
Well, it appears that place is closed. I used to go to it at least once every trip, but late this morning I checked it out, the door was open but nothing inside. The "se vende" sign that used to be outside the place for months is also gone, meaning it's probably sold? A Google search also revealed it's "permanently closed". Unless someone has more information, it looks like it's gone.I contacted one of the girls that operated out of Las Antorchas. She advised me yesterday that they are still operating.
I contacted one of the girls that operated out of Las Antorchas. She advised me yesterday that they are still operating.I hope so. I plan on visiting again in April. I like the no-frills approach, and it's within walking distance of my resort.
Just a quick update. First time in PV. Stopped by the Coni tonight. Few girls were sitting up front at the table. One who spoke some English took me back to the nice room. Beautiful. 9+ body and face. Menu is the same as posted before from 350 to 2,500. Good massage; but I had better. No complaints. She was so nice looking. Have a decent shower as well.
Thank you and good luck.Made a short trip to PVR. Went to coni. (I think. The place I went was one floor up, with narrow stairs going up. On the same of the street as the sergeant bar) I did not see a 9. A petite 7 was there but she was busy. I did not have much time so I stopped at the place down stairs. There were two cute girls. Mama assigned me the taller of the two. She was 19 or so, pretty too with a great figure but she has a sad look. I could barely get a smile out of her. The place is small with two beds and curtains separating the first bed from walkway. At least I got the back room. The massage was OK but I tolerated it hoping for some fun but no go. She says strictly professional. Total bummer.
I always used to go to the place across the street and one house to the left and they always had extras. I have not been there is a while. I was tempted by the reviews here about Coni and trapped myself downstairs.
Well, it appears that place is closed. I used to go to it at least once every trip, but late this morning I checked it out, the door was open but nothing inside. The "se vende" sign that used to be outside the place for months is also gone, meaning it's probably sold? A Google search also revealed it's "permanently closed". Unless someone has more information, it looks like it's gone.This comes up every few months. Let me say this. They never close. I wish they did. ha ha. What a dump. Their location is perfect for me (and for thousands of other tourists in hotel zone) but it kills me that they consistently have such bad quality and shitty rooms.
Their main clientele are "sailors" on the cruise boat so on days with no cruise boat, they may not open and people think they closed permanently.
Thank you for the info and for taking the time to post your very first posts on this forum.
Thank you everyone for all the great info here! I decided to get away for a few days, booked a last minute flight to PV and got in on Monday afternoon. I will be here until Saturday, so if anyone is in town looking for a wingman feel free to shoot me a PM.
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Came across this on Facebook today. Anyone know anything about La 10 Men's Club?
https://www.facebook.com/la10vallarta/
I am in PV now. I can confirm my earlier post that LA is open. Left side of building now.
Visiting PV in March with the family so will only be able to monger during the day whilst wife and kids on the beach. I am staying in the hotel zone, any suggestions, and any idea of costs.
I took one of my favorite PV girls to Motel Pedregal to bang. 330 pesos (about $19 US) you get a great room with A / see, nice shower, TV, king bed. Super clean. And for 30 pesos, they will even deliver a condom to the room. Room is for 8 hours. To my surprise, when I exited the rear of the Motel, I was in the parking lot of three clubs. Tapanko, La 10 and Sahara all next to each other. Huge parking lot, you would not know it from the street. I cannot comment on any of the clubs, as I was at Pedregal around noon, but I did go back at 5 am after dropping some people at the airport. The lot was packed, and lots of taxis waiting. Several of the girls were outside and there were some very decent lookers. So it looks like these clubs go on thru the night.
To find these places, you will take Calle Politecnico Nacional. This is the street that is between the Oxxo convenience store and the old bull fighting ring just north of the marina Walmart and Liverpool mall. If you are heading north toward the airport, turn right. If heading toward PV Centro, turn left. Follow this street until you see Motel Pedregal on your right. Immediately past Pedregal turn right between Pedregal and the Pemex gas station. The clubs sit behind the Motel.
I may have time tonight to check. If so, I will report what I find.
Some time ago, there was a report of a FS spa at the marina. Today, I can confirm that. The spa is located on one of the short streets that go between Av. Paseo de la Marina and the marina itself. The location is 30 Ancla. If you are in the marina, Ancla is at the first bend to the right of the marina promenade as you walk from the south end. Walk up Ancla to the last unit of shops. It is on the left. You cannot see the name on the front of the building unless you are almost on it. If you are driving or walking from the Westin on the Av. , Ancla is on the right at the first bend by the burned out hotel that sits in the middle of the street. There is an arch over Ancla. Turn right and parking in front of the spa. If you are coming from the main road, turn into the marina and follow the Av. And go around the burned out hotel and make a you-turn.
You enter the spa into a large seating area. There were three girls sitting on a couch when I arrived. Ok looks. The manager then asked how I knew of the place. Once I told her "internet", she pulled out a menu sheet and we discussed the process. The spa was busy, and she offered me her services. I can tell you, that was a good decision. The menu ranged from straight massage, to FS. I opted for FS at $166 US. I stripped in the room and was offered a SS shower, which I took. Nice shower. Back to the room and she stripped to show me a beautiful Mexican body. Superb ass and nice natural breasts, well toned and very sweet. She proceeded to give me a TM that was superb. On the flip, she started with an extended tease. I almost blew the load then. Once hard, she jumped on for a really good CG ride for an extended time, and then finished me with a superb HJ. Nice cleanup. She was probably 40+/ but a real gem in the room.
She told me there are 6 or 7 girls working most days. Hours are 10 am-10 pm.
I am in PV now. I can confirm my earlier post that LA is open. Left side of building now.That is good news. Sorry if I sounded the alarm earlier. I had walked by there twice during daytime in January, only to find a "dismantled bar" at the usual entrance site. Now it's on the left side of the building? I'll pay attention, as I'll be in PV in a week. Las Antorchas is not a great place per say, but a good daytime stop with enthusiastic girls. I usually stick to massage parlours with extras available. Then I might venture out of my comfort zone this time and try some bars close to the calle politcnica.
Made a short trip to PVR. Went to coni. (I think. The place I went was one floor up, with narrow stairs going up. On the same of the street as the sergeant bar) I did not see a 9. A petite 7 was there but she was busy. I did not have much time so I stopped at the place down stairs. There were two cute girls. Mama assigned me the taller of the two. She was 19 or so, pretty too with a great figure but she has a sad look. I could barely get a smile out of her. The place is small with two beds and curtains separating the first bed from walkway. At least I got the back room. The massage was OK but I tolerated it hoping for some fun but no go. She says strictly professional. Total bummer.
I always used to go to the place across the street and one house to the left and they always had extras. I have not been there is a while. I was tempted by the reviews here about Coni and trapped myself downstairs.Something tells me you ended up at the Spirit Hands Massage place just below Coni. It's a hole in the wall place, squeezed between a nail salon and a laundromat. It usually has 2 girls dressed in white and sometimes the "mama" is there, sometimes not. While the girls working there are usually young and attractive (a good 7 or 8), it's not a place for extras. The massages are good and cheap, and it's unrushed.
Visiting PV in March with the family so will only be able to monger during the day whilst wife and kids on the beach. I am staying in the hotel zone, any suggestions, and any idea of costs.Depends on your tastes, time and expectations. If you want a quick daytime fix I'd suggest Las Antorchas on Av. Francisco Medina Ascencio (hwy 200) just south of the Ferry terminal. There's a big Soriana across the street and a Farmacia next to the place. Convenient because it's in the hotel zone (north), economical too, however the girls are hit or miss.
You could also hit King George sports bar further north, they are open from 12 pm to midnight. Quality is totally there, but you will spend probably 3 times the amount you would spend at Las Antorchas. But such a better place, great atmosphere and less pressure.
As Scubatoo mentioned in a recent post, if you are by the Marina, you could visit that spa on Ancla that offers massage with extras.
Whatever you do, keep us posted!
PV is truly one of those YMMV places. It wasn't a total bust but I didn't set my expectations accordingly so it left me underwhelmed. I checked out a few places but I'll limit my opinions to King George and Aquah. The clubs are right next to each other under same management. Uber rides are cheaper than taxis but honestly depending on your budget either works. I'm not a fan of taking buses, I don't have anything against buses but I'd rather pay extra for the convenience of a cab. My uber rides averaged between $3-$6 and it was all within my budget. Be very careful with the drivers that drop you off both taxis and Uber. Here's the scam, you get to pay a stupid tax aka entry fee if you're dropped off by a taxi. There's typically no entry fee if you stand your ground it just depends on what type of Gringo you are. I understand compensating the cab drivers with this said entry fee if they truly recommended the place. But these crooks not only want their fare but also want another fraction of the 250 pesos (entry fee). I don't like being played for a sucker. Others have suggested getting dropped off a block away but I chose not to. I was dropped at the door and told the bouncer I wasn't paying an entry fee and told the driver he wasn't getting jack, I was ready to walk away. In the end all was well. I don't know nor do I care about how they settled it between each other.
KG is the daytime spot for action and the quality there IMO is between 4 and 6.5. Let's just say you won't find any Eva Longoria types in there. The managers are somewhere in between friendly and aggressive and they check on you literally every 3 to 5 minutes. The rooms lack basic amenities in both places and they can be very hot. It's a place to take care of your business and keep it moving. No wipes, soaps and some questionable towels. Aquah is the better of the 2, which isn't saying much. There is no reason to head out to Aquah before 10 pm you might actually want to arrive closer to midnight, it's just dead anytime before 10 p. Quality there is between 5 and 7, again it depends on what you like. I saw one 8 but that was a unicorn and if you ever find your 8 grab it before you miss that opportunity. As far as I'm concerned both venues are reasonably priced. I know some people have discussed over paying but I have nothing to compare it to as I wasn't there back in the day. All-in with the overpriced drink for the ladies, my drink and about 30-45 minutes visit, it was under $150.
Was it okay? Yes. Would I go back? No way. There are way better options available in Central America if mongering is the sole purpose of your visit.
PV is truly one of those YMMV places. It wasn't a total bust but I didn't set my expectations accordingly so it left me underwhelmed...
Was it okay? Yes. Would I go back? No way. There are way better options available in Central America if mongering is the sole purpose of your visit.There is pussy everywhere in PV and surrounding communities. You just have to get educated and spend some time exploring. As a pure mongering destination, of course there better options. Costa Rica, St. Maarten, Curacao, DR and others. But as a supplement to having a great time at the resorts, other entertainment, and restaurants, PV is a great choice. And it has come a long way for mongering over the last 10 years.
So I decided to start mongering right away as soon as I got off the bus into the Centro. Stopped by Lotus Spa (calle Morelos and Libertad). I saw Monica, alone behind the counter. Smaller chubby cutie, maybe 6-7. I asked for the menu, and it's pretty much like / if not like Coni Spa. 2500 gets you everything. I was hesitant so I passed.
I then went to Las Antorchas, was a bit bummed because my regular girl was not there, but the mesera said that others were coming, so I stayed put and had a beer. Maya showed up (an okay 6), healthy smile. She sat down with me, had beers, then settled for a quick CBJ in the bathroom. 700 was the damage.
Being thirsty for better and wanting a nice walk, I went north towards the marina. Was curious and went inside King George Sport bar as they opened their doors. I was the first customer. The server looked stunned to see someone, and he kinda told me they were not quite open yet (was just after noon). He then asked me in Spanish if I was looking for the girls, and basically told me to come back in an hour LOL.
Feeling defeated, I made my way to the marina and went almost straight to the spa on Ancla 30, as Scubatoo reported. Was the only customer, but I had 5 really nice chicas looking at me and smiling. They were solid 8's and a couple 9's. The hostess / store manager took me straight to the back and asked how I found out about the place. I only said "through a friend that had a good time" and she showed me the complete menu. Actually there was 2 menus. One where I could choose the girl, the other (cheaper) one where they would pick a therapist. Not wanting to compromise, I took the more expensive menu and chose Jimena (or Ximena), a superb, young and darker skin 9 with that perfect latina ass, beautiful face, long straight hair and perky tits. Services ranged from 350 to 3000 roughly and I took the 2250 one that included up to a naked CBJ. It was a treat for the eyes and had a great time. Took a shower, had a quick chat and left a happy man!
More to come. But I must pace myself because I still have a full week left!
PV is truly one of those YMMV places. {SNIP} There are way better options available in Central America if mongering is the sole purpose of your visit.PV is a tourist destination, not a mongering destination like like other places in Central and South America.
I've been enjoying professional massages all around the centro for the past few days. There's a lot of great talent out there for cheap, massages start at 350 pesos for an hour, and I was able to relax thoroughly.
But I wanted to do something I haven't done before in PV. Finding a girl on Craigslist. I wanted to stay away from all the agencies, and managed to do so (surprisingly). I replied to an ad that simply said "29 years old Mexicana". No pictures no nothing. Exchanged a few conversations on WhatsApp, and managed to meet her in the Zona Romantica, close to the economical hotels. Her "name" was Erika, she had middle of the road looks, friendly attitude, not tall but not so small. Her tiny incall was one of those half-basement rooms with a small bed, shower and toilet, nothing more. She provided an awesome CBJ (FS and BBBJ was available too, no anal), damage was 800 pesos. We chatted a little bit, and I found out her main job is a camarista (hotel maid).
So yeah, needless to say, she cleaned up good.
I get in to town tomorrow. So happy I found this site. Seems to be the best info on Puerta Vallart
A so thanks everyone. I read there's a holiday on right now. Is mongering still available?
I get in to town tomorrow. So happy I found this site. Seems to be the best info on Puerta Vallart
A so thanks everyone. I read there's a holiday on right now. Is mongering still available?Not a holiday, per se. You'll be here during the weeks of Semanta Santa (Holy Week) and Semana Pascua (Easter Week). Lots of Nationals from inland are here and mongering is still strong (except, probably, on Easter Sunday. LOL). Beaches will be very crowded and there are always problems during this time of year with petty crime (people taking your stuff while you swim, pick-pocketing, etc.) so just be more vigilant that you might normally be.
Not a holiday, per se. You'll be here during the weeks of Semanta Santa (Holy Week) and Semana Pascua (Easter Week). Lots of Nationals from inland are here and mongering is still strong (except, probably, on Easter Sunday. LOL). Beaches will be very crowded and there are always problems during this time of year with petty crime (people taking your stuff while you swim, pick-pocketing, etc.) so just be more vigilant that you might normally be.Thanks a lot, PVM. You were exactly right with the info you posted. I'm having a lot of fun here. Have been to a few of the spots guys have written about. I also went to a new place that just opened. Bliss Massage. They posted a grand opening promotion on craigslist for 10% off, so I thought I'd take a look. Got a very good massage and happy ending there from a real looker. It was 850 minus 10%. I'll be back and will get the address, but it's in the Romantic Zone around the corner from Coni Spa by the Pharmacy Guadalupe or something like that.
Thanks a lot, PVM. You were exactly right with the info you posted. I'm having a lot of fun here. Have been to a few of the spots guys have written about. I also went to a new place that just opened. Bliss Massage. They posted a grand opening promotion on craigslist for 10% off, so I thought I'd take a look. Got a very good massage and happy ending there from a real looker. It was 850 minus 10%. I'll be back and will get the address, but it's in the Romantic Zone around the corner from Coni Spa by the Pharmacy Guadalupe or something like that.So I repeated and this time got more some info. The place is called Bliss Massage. The address is Insurgentes #236 in the Romantic Zone. It's across the street from the Farmacia Guadalaja and the OXXO. If you walk up the street past coni spa (away from the beach) and hang a left at the corner and walk down 2 blocks you'll be there. The girl I sessioned with is named Sofia. She's hot. I'd say a solid 9, so I didn't try any of the other girls there, but a couple others looked nice as well. I think there were 4 total. Anyhow they're still doing the discount thing too. 10% off massage with happy ending. I might try the 4-handed massage. Have never done that before, but maybe it's time!
Reviewed some of the previous posts and wanted to comment. Stayed for an extended period of time from Jan. To March and visited several massage places. Will add info on each one separately. Went to Vallarta Massage in marina per a previous posting. Walked in and about 4 girls hanging out. Most 7 to 9. One with longer hair got up and asked if I wanted a massage. She took me back to a room with a glass shower, hot tub, a couple of couches and a massage table. Showed menu and I took the CBJ for 1900 pesos. She asked if she was ok or did I want another girl. She was a solid 8 with her clothes on. I said she was fine. After a good 30 min. Massage and I got to see her naked she moved up to. 9.5. I knew then I need the full service. She said ok for an extra 800 and I said fine. Great time and then finished up taking a shower with me. Fantastic girl and great time. I will go back the next time in town.
Stopped in a couple of places North of the Malecon. One right across from Portonova Hotel. Just has a sign that says massage. I have seen girls from the lotus at this place. Hit or miss for lookers. Stopped in and asked for a sexy massage from a girl that was maybe a 6.5 with an extra 20 lbs on her. Got into the room and the noise from the other room was very loud and went on for about 15 minutes. Later I saw her and she was at least an 8 with a good looking body. The girl I was with just giggled a couple of times. I would give her a 9 for effort as it was a pretty good tease and massage. Took a shower and got out of there for 1500 pesos. Next day went down the street on the ocean side of the main drag near the Oxxo that is about two blocks up from the Malecon right across from a plaza. Small sign that you would miss walking fast. Spa is tucked back in an alley type spot. Good place with shower and good AC. A couple of girls out front and I took the smallest of the two who was still about 20 lbs overweight. (my luck no skinny ones again) Sexy massage that was pretty good. I rolled over and she had a great set of tits. She was begging me for full service, so why not. Fair experience, but would not do her again. Same prices as the other place. 1500 for nude massage, 2000 for CBJ and 2500 for full service. Will continue with some other recommendations tomorrow.
Have tried the Lotus located on the same block as the Rio hotel downtown. Nice place with quiet rooms and good shower. Could be part of the Coni group as prices are 1500 for sexy nude, 2000 for CBJ and 2500 or full service. They do not tell you they have a full menu unless you ask. Once on the table and a few teases then an offering might be made. Went several times and most of the girls are only 6-7. Noted post previously about Monica at the spa. Yes about a 6-7, a few pounds over weight. Wanted a session and stopped by and she was there with two other girls. She was the best looking and showing the most cleavage. Went back and I told her I wanted a sexy massage. She said OK at 1500 pesos. Good massage for about 40 minutes. Rolled over and she then asked how many times I had been there. I told her twice. She started a pretty good tease and let me play around with her for a few minutes. During this time some noise outside the door. Regular customers coming in for regular service nails, hot stones etc. And not full service. She hushed me to be a little quieter. Continued to tease and let me play and asked if I wanted full service once the activity died down outside door. I could hear a couple of older women talking. I asked how much and she said 2500. I said no. Continued with the action I was having for another 3 or 4 minutes. And reached down between her legs and she was soaked. She pretty much begged me for full service which I declined. Once the voices went away from outside she asked again and said only 2000 pesos. So I said OK and through her up on the spa table for about 5 minutes. Pretty good time in all. Next day wanted to try the Spa's close to Basilo Badillo and hyw 200 in old town. Noted the comments previously about Bliss Spa. Stopped by and said not other services than straight massage. Maybe hit or miss with girls. Continued to Where Spirit hands downstairs and Serenity Spa upstairs. A couple of 7's out front and I asked the younger better looking one to show me around. She took me upstairs and showed me the shower and the rooms and asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her sexy nude and asked if I could touch and she said yes. Took a shower and got on the table. She stripped down and had a great body. Moved up a little in ratings with that body and early 20's. I think she appreciated my taking a shower as she played a lot with my ass and really gave me a good massage but with a lot of tease and rubbing me from behind. Thought I would be blowing the load before I turned over. After about 30 minutes. I turned over and she continued the tease. She asked me if I wanted to to upgrade and have sex for 2500 pesos. I declined as I knew I would not last 30 seconds once I got on her. She said OK and let me play some with her while playing with the junk. I finally just relaxed and let her finished me. To my surprise she gave me a prostate massage and she finished my off with her other hand while I had my fingers in her. Blew all over the place and she just laughed and smiled. Very nice experience and left costing me 1500 and I gave her a 200 pesos tip. Did not get her name but will look for her next time.
First of all, Thanks BigNocker for your recent detailed posts! I was happy to see you tried Monica at Lotus, as I was hesitating. Maybe I should look for her next time.
Speaking of next times, I'm in PV for another week and did some experimenting.
I walked north of the Malecon as well, many times actually because of the bars and restaurants I've been to, and saw the offering at Harmony, in front of Parque Hidalgo. Most girls at the door are 6 to 7.5, with the rare 8 or 9. Then there's one place further up Mexico avenue, and it's in that same range of beauty. They are all Coni Spa spin-offs.
I went to a place called The best massage Spa on calle Morelos, by 31 de octubre, just north of the Malecon. The girls were dressed in typical all black tight clothing. Great facilities, comfortable setting. One of them was really tiny and small, but her smile was off. There was a good 7, slightly chubby and tall. Then a 7. 5 that seemed to be the boss, and had a nice body and an inviting face and attitude. Went with that one. Menu was discussed. 400 for regular massage, then it jumps to 1500 HJ, 2000 CBJ and 2500 complete. Went with the CBJ and first 30 minutes was professional mostly, with the occasional hand on the sack. Then she really focused on it before the flip, also played skillfully around the ass, and it naturally continued after the flip. She was unrushed, good rhythm, and she really cared about me enjoying my time. Once we were done she wiped me clean, and after I got dressed she showed me around the facilities. I settled at the cashier and the 2 other girls were there, all smiles of course. Left happy and relaxed.
Of course I didn't grab the names.
I will continue GodDenr experience at The Best Massage Spa on Morelos 877. I had seen a posting on PV back page. This place runs ads a lot. One was different and lists-20 year old Nahomy fun. Pics on these ads are not accurate. Shows 9-10's. Might get an 8 if lucky. I showed up on time with my prearranged appt. With Nahomy. She was a no show. One of the girls claimed she was shopping and would be there in 20 minutes. Did not show and was ready to go so I picked the slim girl with a off smile as previously noted. Her name is Masajista. She is on their website also. Medium looks. Went for the CBJ. The girls tell you up front no touching unless full service. Had a great massage as these girls are really therapists with action on the side. Flipped over to see fantastic body. Great ass and natural tits that were perfect. Up the deal to full. She was so tight I could hardly get in. But after a couple minutes. Was good. Nice experience for 2500 pesos.
Went back again about two weeks later. 3 girls in front 6-to maybe 7. 50. All had an extra 20 lbs plus on them. I took the best looking who was Blanca. Good choice. I had knocked one off that morning with the wife so took 25 MG of the blue pill. Great massage and opted for full service since I was not getting out again for awhile. Thru her up on the table and to my surprise pounded her for 7 or 8 minutes to the point I was working up a sweat. Towards the end she was covering her mouth with her hand to keep her noise down. Was not sure if good acting or what. Starting getting a little soft due to overheating and she got me rock hard again with a little lube and her hands. Put her on the couch and jumped on top for about 3 minutes. Or so. She was a GFE. Tongue down the throat and really fun. Blew the load and she told me to stay put. She wrapped her arms and legs around me and grinded on me for about a minute till she came. I got up took a shower and she was still in the room. Collected my stuff and she grabbed me and kissed me. I responded with a peck on the lips and she said no and pulled me close and kissed me GFE for about 15 or 20 seconds and then said gracias for the session. I left feeling pretty good about the session and will go back. That does it for Massage Spa places. Will share a few other tips on next post. Hopefully you guys can benefit from my experiments.
I took one of my favorite PV girls to Motel Pedregal to bang. 330 pesos (about $19 US) you get a great room with A / see, nice shower, TV, king bed. Super clean. And for 30 pesos, they will even deliver a condom to the room. Room is for 8 hours. To my surprise, when I exited the rear of the Motel, I was in the parking lot of three clubs. Tapanko, La 10 and Sahara all next to each other. Huge parking lot, you would not know it from the street. I cannot comment on any of the clubs, as I was at Pedregal around noon, but I did go back at 5 am after dropping some people at the airport. The lot was packed, and lots of taxis waiting. Several of the girls were outside and there were some very decent lookers. So it looks like these clubs go on thru the night.
To find these places, you will take Calle Politecnico Nacional. This is the street that is between the Oxxo convenience store and the old bull fighting ring just north of the marina Walmart and Liverpool mall. If you are heading north toward the airport, turn right. If heading toward PV Centro, turn left. Follow this street until you see Motel Pedregal on your right. Immediately past Pedregal turn right between Pedregal and the Pemex gas station. The clubs sit behind the Motel.
I may have time tonight to check. If so, I will report what I find.I concur with Subatoo in the location and amenities of the Predregal motel. Coming from the airport you turn left on calle P. And. Then a less than a quarter of the mile the motel is to the right. Very excluded in closed, there is a booth on the left of the gate, we were greeted by the owner of the motel an old light-skin man. My chica chatted with him for a little bit, it seem they know each other" . He handle the room key and we went strait to the room on the corner. I was surprised by the privacy and the cleanliness of the motel, when we entered to the left was the bathroom with a shower, nice an clean towels. On the right was a window next to a long mirror, the TV then the king side bed very spacious room.
On my way out, I don't recall seeing any night club, I wish I could have, I would of visit it, since it was closed where I was staying.
Tried some other things other than massage places. Tried on-line Milerotico, Back Page and Craigs List. Most of the girls change the rate in the ad when contacted or are connected with an agency.
They would not come to my hotel and wanted to go to a motel of their choice. I did not feel comfortable with that. Also tried one of the strip clubs. Jagger in the hotel zone. 100 pesos to get in and 100 pesos for 5 small beers. Never saw the other four after the first one. Staff brought over a 9. She was about 5'8" or so but really good looking and nice body. Went for a lap dance in the back room at 190 pesos and no change back from 200. Had to go for FS after about 5 minutes. Of her lap dance, pretty intense. 350 for room for the house and 2000 for the 1/2 hour session. They wanted 3000 for an hour. I figured one and done so I said no. Room had a mattress on the floor, night stand and light. That was it. Got to play around with her for about 15 minutes. Till she talked me in to letting her go for a ride. Was in the room for about 20 minutes. She was off as soon as I came. Not much else hanging out in club, so I left. Dancers were fully clothed. Will not go back. That is it for my suggestions. Please post any other new places. Will make note next time I return to PV.
So I repeated and this time got more some info. The place is called Bliss Massage. The address is Insurgentes #236 in the Romantic Zone. It's across the street from the Farmacia Guadalaja and the OXXO. If you walk up the street past coni spa (away from the beach) and hang a left at the corner and walk down 2 blocks you'll be there. The girl I sessioned with is named Sofia. She's hot. I'd say a solid 9, so I didn't try any of the other girls there, but a couple others looked nice as well. I think there were 4 total. Anyhow they're still doing the discount thing too. 10% off massage with happy ending. I might try the 4-handed massage. Have never done that before, but maybe it's time!Stopped by Bliss on Saturday to get the lay of the land so to speak.
Three therapists on duty. "Sofia" (who's not a 9 in my book, but.) does FS. The best looking one (IMHO). "Lola", gives therapeutic and he massages only. The third, "Vero" gives therapeutic massages only.
1-hour full-body deep therapy massage is 350 pesos. Massage with happy ending is 850 pesos. Topless massage with happy ending is 1200 pesos. Or complete massage with full sex is 2500 pesos.
Hope this helps.
I'm new here but have been visiting PV 2 x a year for the last 5 years or so. I read through the last 20 pages or so and learned a lot, but I still have a couple of questions.
Hopefully someone can help this newbie out.
I'm not really a bar type of guy so I plan to learn as I go. So far, I've been to Aqua, Harem, and Jagger in the past, but haven't done much more than a basic private dance in a back room. Now I'm interested in moving up to FS.
So first, a little history. My questions are at the bottom if anyone wants the short version.
On one trip to PV, I went to Aqua. It was really disappointing and way over priced. They only had two girls working (one 5 and one 6), and neither was up on stage. After I entered, the doorman took me to a booth. The two girls came and sat down next to me, explained how clubs work in Mexico and gave me a few options. I picked between the two girls and went upstairs to a room. I went with a 30 minute private dance, which was somewhat disappointing as I it really felt like the girl didn't want to be doing this type of job. It really didn't help either of us that the AC was out and it was around 80+ in the room!
On a 2nd trip to PV, I went to Harem. It was pretty good overall in quality, and I had a great time, but upon leaving I was ripped off. They had about 5 or 6 girls all sitting in the back. One (probably a 6) went up on stage and danced for a song. After her song, she came and sat next to me to begin negotiating. I wasn't too interested, and told her a few times, "no gracias". My Spanish is not good at all, and she didn't speak any English. While we were (trying to) talk, another girl went up on stage. She was more like a 8, so I focused on her while the 1st girl was still trying to negotiate with me. I got up and threw a few 20 (peso) on the stage, and when the song finished, the 2nd girl came and sat down next to me. At that point, the 1st girl left. I negotiated a price of 2000 peso with the manager to buy "a bottle of champagne" which included the girl and a back room for an hour -- and this was just for a private dance- which was pretty good. I gave the girl a 200 peso tip as she was worth it (got a little extra HJ and BJ- or more like a little soft licking). Upon leaving the manager told me the total was 4000 peso. I told him he said 2000 peso originally, but he replied, no, its 4000. I obviously didn't want to try and argue with someone who looked more like a bouncer -- especially in Mexico, so I payed the 4000. He then asked me for a tip as well, so I gave him an extra 20 peso. He wasn't too happy about that and told me to get out so I left. Needless to say, this was also very disappointing and I won't return.
On my last trip to PV, I had read about Tampico online (from another site) and asked a cabbie to take me there. He asked me if I had ever been there before and I said no. He told me it wasn't a safe place for a visitor because it has a lot of 'cartel' type people there, but he would still take me there if I really wanted to go. I asked him what he suggested and he said there was a small place in old town, in the shopping areas (sorry, I forget the name) so we drove there. I went in and took a quick look, but it looked more like a large dining hall, but dark and with the normal colored / strobe lights. I had a strange feeling about it and decided to pass. I had told the cabbie to wait for me while I looked inside and he was still there, so I said let's find another place.
I also remember someone mentioning Andromeda to me earlier, so we went there next. Again, I got out of the cab to take a look. Immediately, two large guys started walking up to me. One was on a radio, and said something about "tourist just pulled up". Again, my Spanish is not good. That seemed a little strange to me as well, so I just got back in the cab. I could hear both of the guys laughing loudly as we left. The cabbie said he was probably letting someone inside know a tourist was coming in so they could 'prepare' -- meaning change price lists probably. This was the cabbie's response when I asked him what the guy on the radio was saying and why the two guys were approaching me, so I don't know if it accurate.
We finally ended up at Jagger. I took a quick look inside and thought this is more what I am looking for, so I let the cabbie go. There were about 4 or 5 girls here, also just sitting up near the entrance. No one was on stage. The doorman took me to a booth and asked me what I wanted. I got a crown & coke for 50 peso, which seemed reasonable to me, as I know they usually way overcharge for drinks. I then asked if anyone was going up on stage anytime soon, and he said he would go check. After he left, one of the girls (a really skinny 5) came and sat down next to me. She put her hand on my thigh and asked me what I was looking for -- she seemed to speak a little English, which was good. She started sliding her hand up all the way to the jewels. I told her I was just here to watch some dances and have a few drinks. After about 5 minutes of talking to her, the manager came over and asked me if anything was wrong. I assumed he was asking since I was still in the booth, and not in the back with the girl. I told him I wanted to see someone dance up on the stage and he left. A minute or so later, a girl went up on stage. She seemed like a 7 or so-a few extra pounds, but really nice body. She eventually took off her top but that was about it. The 1st girl had already left by that time, and another girl (another really skinny 5) had come over. Again, I told her I wasn't interested. The manager came by again to see what was wrong. I told him to send the girl from the stage over and he did. Once she arrived, she went from a 7 to an 8 as I could see her better since she was right next to me. We started talking and I mentioned the two previous girls. She laughed and said most gringos like the really skinny girls, which is why the manager sent them over. To me, they seemed like 90 pound, somewhat starving or malnourished girls with very small tits, which is not my thing. I talked to her a little more and negotiated a 30 min private dance for $1000 peso. Again, it was $1000 peso for the bottle of cheap champagne, which comes with the girl.
We went upstairs to a more private area, but it was not a separate room. More like a balcony where you could still see the stage downstairs. She took off her top and immediately got on my lap and started grinding. She started kissing and licking my neck while I was groping and sucking on her tits. She let me do quite a bit for "just a dance" which was really nice- but she wouldn't take off her bottom. I was able to slide my hands inside her panties though, including a little fingering and she didn't seem to mind. She was actually quite wet which made the experience that much better. After the 30 min was up, the manager came over and asked if I wanted anything else. It was funny, cause he kind of joked and said I looked like I needed a BJ. I told him I was fine and ready to leave, and surprisingly he gave me a small piece of paper that said $1000 peso. I was expecting to be ripped off again, but wasn't. I gave him 1100 peso and gave the girl another 200 peso and left. Needless to say, I'll probably go back to Jagger on my next trip.
In the past, I have been close to trying an escort, but after reading the info here, it sounds like this would not work out like I would hope it would. Not to mention I usually stay at AI places, and I always just assumed they would let them in if I were a registered hotel guest.
So.
First question, in a MP like Coni Spa, if you negotiate price down to 2000 peso or so (from the initial 2500 for FS) do you think the service would go down too? I plan to tip well for a job well done, but they wouldn't know that until afterwards.
And as for a good club, I was told by a cabbie that Tampico is a little dangerous as there are usually a lot of 'cartel' hanging around. I know certain cabbie's have deals with certain clubs, etc. , but can anyone confirm or deny the safety of the area around Tampico?
Any other advice for this newbie? I've since learned that I have been way overpaying for what I am getting, but any other tips?
Thanks!
I'm new here but have been visiting PV 2 x a year for the last 5 years or so. I read through the last 20 pages or so and learned a lot, but I still have a couple of questions.
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First question, in a MP like Coni Spa, if you negotiate price down to 2000 peso or so (from the initial 2500 for FS) do you think the service would go down too? I plan to tip well for a job well done, but they wouldn't know that until afterwards.
And as for a good club, I was told by a cabbie that Tampico is a little dangerous as there are usually a lot of 'cartel' hanging around. I know certain cabbie's have deals with certain clubs, etc. , but can anyone confirm or deny the safety of the area around Tampico?
Any other advice for this newbie? I've since learned that I have been way overpaying for what I am getting, but any other tips?
Thanks!Q#1: I live here and don't go to the MPs. Although there are a few FR's lately that say good things about a few of them.
Q#2: The name of the club you mention is Tapanko and it is located in the zona rosa, east of the old bull ring. The area is safe enough but anywhere in Mexico there is the possibility of cartel being around.
As to the escort scene, most are agency gals masquerading as FLs on Craigslist. One independent I've been with is Jaki. Read her reviews on this forum. Bottom line is that if you don't mind MILF type gals, she's a winner. Great bod. And she can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch.
On one trip to PV, I went to Aqua. It was really disappointing and way over priced. Aqua is way over priced. While not a rip off its basically throwing money away.
On a 2nd trip to PV, I went to Harem...I negotiated a price of 2000 peso with the manager...Upon leaving the manager told me the total was 4000 peso. I told him he said 2000 peso originally, but he replied, no, its 4000. I obviously didn't want to try and argue with someone who looked more like a bouncer -- especially in Mexico, so I payed the 4000. He then asked me for a tip as well, so I gave him an extra 20 peso. He wasn't too happy about that and told me to get out so I left. Needless to say, this was also very disappointing and I won't return.Harem is not only expensive but actively tries to completely rip off customers. While you might get bored and go see if there's a smokeshow at Aqua, you'll never want to ever enter Harem for any reason whatsoever.
On my last trip to PV, I had read about Tampico online (from another site) and asked a cabbie to take me there. He asked me if I had ever been there before and I said no. He told me it wasn't a safe place for a visitor because it has a lot of 'cartel' type people there...While I haven't been to Tapanko is two years, I have been there several times over a few years. I never felt unsafe. As someone else pointed out, anywhere you go in Mexico there's a chance there's cartel there. Don't be rude and don't start any fights and you should be fine.
I also remember someone mentioning Andromeda to me earlier, so we went there next. Again, I got out of the cab to take a look. Immediately, two large guys started walking up to me. One was on a radio, and said something about "tourist just pulled up"...Could have been getting ready to charge you out the nose for every little thing. Or they could have simply been trying to ready an English speaking waiter. Or they could have been basically empty and were telling everyone to get back to work because there was a customer. Hard to say. Its 50/50 in my opinion whether it was innocent or preparing to fleece.
As for stage shows, that's kind of hit and miss. If there's more than a couple of people in the crowd they'll do occasional stage dancing but generally speaking in my experience they avoid it unless there's more than a handful of customers. Ironically enough Tapanko is pretty steady with having girls on stage if I remember correctly.
When I try to access the PV "personals" on CL from the states, the category is gone. As you probably know, CL in the US no longer has personals. Can you access personals if you're in Mexico?
Or are they totally removed? Thanks.
When I try to access the PV "personals" on CL from the states, the category is gone. As you probably know, CL in the US no longer has personals. Can you access personals if you're in Mexico?
Or are they totally removed? Thanks.Try mil erotica. I get it in Acapulco.
Try mil erotica. I get it in Acapulco.I hope to head down to Puerto Vallarta in a month or two and I have contacted a woman from CL already and have her phone number. Glad I got her phone number before CL personals were gone. If it does not work out with her, then maybe I will use mil erotica or go to the clubs there. Will be my first time in Puerto Vallarta and have gotten some great info from reports on this website. My Spanish is only about 10% - 15%, but I hope to improve it before I go. She did let me know guest friendly hotels there. From her: "westin Regina. And Marriott they allow visits. And less expensive. Comfort inn. One. Holiday in express. All of them are close to airport in a nice area".
I've been enjoying professional massages all around the centro for the past few days. There's a lot of great talent out there for cheap, massages start at 350 pesos for an hour, and I was able to relax thoroughly.
But I wanted to do something I haven't done before in PV. Finding a girl on Craigslist. I wanted to stay away from all the agencies, and managed to do so (surprisingly). I replied to an ad that simply said "29 years old Mexicana". No pictures no nothing. Exchanged a few conversations on WhatsApp, and managed to meet her in the Zona Romantica, close to the economical hotels. Her "name" was Erika, she had middle of the road looks, friendly attitude, not tall but not so small. Her tiny incall was one of those half-basement rooms with a small bed, shower and toilet, nothing more. She provided an awesome CBJ (FS and BBBJ was available too, no anal), damage was 800 pesos. We chatted a little bit, and I found out her main job is a camarista (hotel maid).
So yeah, needless to say, she cleaned up good.Can I get Erika's contact info (no email address please per forum rules). I'll be down to PV soon. Thanks.
$ is US Dollars. P is pesos. My bank was 18.5 p to a $ in May 2018.
My style is to "hang out" with cute Mexican girls: have some drinks in the room, swim in the ocean, watch you tube pranks, dance nude to Rod Stewart. Somewhat low key.
I don't like Aquah, Harem, Chicos. Too expensive.
Foreplay is next to the Farmarcia on Insurgentes in the Zona Romantica. My buddy & I liked Morena and Ivy. It's about 3,500 p to take them out of the bar, but we got their cell phone numbers to meet outside of work. Morena is not a beauty queen, but sweet, bubbly. Lots of sloppy kisses. Ivy has 100% English (she lived in Chicago) and 100% Spanish.
We stay in condos with ocean view at LOS Muertos. $200 to $370 per night. I have the phone numbers of about 10 of the owners.
A lot of the gals' shifts are 4 PM to 12 PM. They can make a private deal for after midnight. They have to be careful. Like writing their number on a napkin in the bathroom. A lot of pretty girls. I think they will go for 1500 p / hour on their own.
One bartender is Sammy. Has lived in San Diego or east of there. A lot of English. He is welcomes $5 "Hello, (I always bring a lot of $1's and $5's to Puerto Vallarta.).
I'll give any phone numbers of Morena, Ivy, La Palapy (great condos) owners that I have. Give me a Private Message. I don't check the broad often. Give me some time.
TorontoTom
05-07-18, 20:32
I'll give any phone numbers of Morena, Ivy, La Palapy (great condos) owners that I have. Give me a Private Message. I don't check the broad often. Give me some time.Tony I would appreciate if you could PM me Jaki's numbers thanks.
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Tom,
I tried to send her number but the mail was bounced back.
Tony.
Tony I would appreciate if you could PM me Jaki's numbers thanks.
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Jaki can be found on 2 websites. Go to skokka, Puerto Vallarta and cityxguide, Puerto Vallarta. Soon to be on Mileroticos.
TorontoTom
05-09-18, 20:37
Jaki can be found on 2 websites. Go to skokka, Puerto Vallarta and cityxguide, Puerto Vallarta. Soon to be on Mileroticos.Thanks Jamie appreciate the info.
Speaking very little Spanish and too old to learn much can a monger from the USA Be successful in PV?
I saw Kat the other day. She used to advertise on CR and BP, but after the demise of both, she now advertises on Mileroticos. I believe she is independent which, BTW, is not the case for the majority of advertisers on Mileroticos for PV. Since I can't put her phone number into the report per the policy of this BB, I will simply say that her adverts always say that her primary language is English. Her rates are $1900 pesos for the first hour or $2700 pesos for 2 hours.
If you like a girl with a little meat on her bones, Kat would not be for you. She is very thin (100 lbs. Or so on a 5'3" frame) with small a-cups. Nicely shaved kitty with a small landing strip.
The major issue was that she was an hour late for our appointment. I don't have a problem with someone being a little late but I was time-limited so this was a big deal for me. She said she likes to kiss but even though she FK's, I wouldn't call it DFK. In other words, she didn't give me a tonsillectomy with her tongue.
Kat enjoys DATY but for some reason I was unable to get her off.
She does, however, provide a great BBBJCIM but does not swallow.
Face: 7.
Body: 8 (but I like'them skinny).
Personality: 5.
Promptness: 0.
Service: 8 (because of a great BBBJCIM).
I hope this helps.
Speaking very little Spanish and too old to learn much can a monger from the USA Be successful in PV?Yes. There are enough Mexican chicas that speak sufficient English to "get the job done" as it were.
Tiberius2113
05-19-18, 02:02
When transacting with a SW or escort in Mexico, when is payment customarily made?
Is it recommended to pay half up front and half after for example or, like most everything else, is time of payment negotiable?
When transacting with a SW or escort in Mexico, when is payment customarily made?
Is it recommended to pay half up front and half after for example or, like most everything else, is time of payment negotiable?I have not taken a SW in Puerto Vallarta. Las Antorchas is the "lowest end" place I've been to and you pay the "bar fine" and "room fee" up front. I've always paid the girls after the deed.
I have always paid escorts after.
Tiberius2113
05-21-18, 21:00
I have not taken a SW in Puerto Vallarta. Las Antorchas is the "lowest end" place I've been to and you pay the "bar fine" and "room fee" up front. I've always paid the girls after the deed.
I have always paid escorts after.Thanks for the response!
Hola amigos,
It has been interesting since Craigslist stopped all personal ads which was the main source of chicas here in PV. Most have moved their ads over to mileroticos.com but there are a ton of ads that are far from reliable on mileroticos and it is difficult to "pick a winner" these days. The reliable girls, such as Jaki, Katy, and Iris are all over there now but outside of them it's very difficult to tell the independents from the agencies.
Jaki as always is incredible and I highly recommend you look her up if you are in town. Mature, classy, and has incredible oral skills.
Katy, also has great oral skills and has always been very reliable for me contrary to the other report I read.
Iris, not the prettiest but very accommodating and always seems to be available on short notice for a very reasonable price if you just want a quicky.
Kim or Serenita is beautiful and has an incredible body, huge firm boobs, but everything is with protection and there just wasn't chemistry there for me. YMMV.
Any girls you see in the ads that state that they are "with Lupita" are beautiful and reliable but not the cheapest. Probably realistic photos as well.
Saludos.
Bites that there's no more personals on craigslist. Both at home and PV. But does anyone know if there is an English translation button somewhere on mileroticos? I don't speak much, let alone read, Spanish.
Bites that there's no more personals on craigslist. Both at home and PV. But does anyone know if there is an English translation button somewhere on mileroticos? I don't speak much, let alone read, Spanish.If you use Chrome, you can right click almost anything and a little "translate?" box will pop up.
Bites that there's no more personals on craigslist. Both at home and PV. But does anyone know if there is an English translation button somewhere on mileroticos? I don't speak much, let alone read, Spanish.If you go to the mileroticos.com site in the Chrome browser, then right click on the ads after opening one, it will offer to translate for you, works perfectly.
If you go to the mileroticos.com site in the Chrome browser, then right click on the ads after opening one, it will offer to translate for you, works perfectly.On Craigslist look under, community. Rants & raves. Also, Service. Beauty. They are posting ads in these 2 places.
On Craigslist look under, community. Rants & raves. Also, Service. Beauty. They are posting ads in these 2 places.Thanks, both those suggestions helped.
Saw their ad on CL and gave them a call. Negotiated for 3000 pesos for an hour. Both showed up promptly and while they are a little bit older both) 38 and 39) were attractive and had great figures. After showering together it was off to the bed for the full variety of services. Orak natural with everything else covered, no holds barred and they did an excellent job. They are bi sexual as well so they put on a little show prior to the action which was greatly appreciated. We all showered together afterward and sat in the jacuzzi for a few minutes just relaxing and chatting. I really enjoyed their services and would definitely repeat. PM for contact info.
Room w / Jacuzzi at El Pedegral: 530.
Services 3000.
Tip: 500.
Attractive MILFs who I highly recommend.
Saludos!
If you go to the mileroticos.com site in the Chrome browser, then right click on the ads after opening one, it will offer to translate for you, works perfectly.Thanks, What are the price ranges in Pesos for the women in these ads for FS?
FT.
Thanks, What are the price ranges in Pesos for the women in these ads for FS?
FT.Older chicas tend to be in the $1500-$2500 peso range, girls from $2500 pesos and up.
But this is "low season" (and will be till early November) so many will bargain since there are fewer mongers from NOTB here.
Older chicas tend to be in the $1500-$2500 peso range, girls from $2500 pesos and up.
But this is "low season" (and will be till early November) so many will bargain since there are fewer mongers from NOTB here.Sorry, didn't proofread the original post. Meant to say "Older chicas tend to be in the $1500-$2500 peso range, younger girls from $2500 pesos and up."
OneMansPlan
07-10-18, 05:56
Anyone in town July 12-14? Let's have a few cervezas at your club of choice. Also looking for girl friendly accommodations if you have any recommendations that are safe.
HappyButLookin
07-26-18, 04:32
I've been here a month and have a pretty good handle on the scene. PV is a great place to live and if you are coming here for work or vacation you can find some action but it's certainly not a monger destination. Almost any city in the US has better action for the same or lower price and that is not saying much. .
I spent the last six months in Medellin which is a destination and I've lived in Thailand for 2 years.
Street Girls:
Forget about street girls altogether unless you are into older large women. There are a couple of bars by the stadium One on Calle Colombia, one on Calle Guatamala. But I'd not waste my time. I did find a blonde with a pretty face that spoke good English, standard price is $500 for the girl, $150 for the room. There are some street girls around and some horrible trans girls.
There are a bunch of happy ending massage places, most are easy to tell, if you see girls out front trying to get people to come in, they are not legit. Others are hit or miss. Most work out the details before the massage, I've only had one place where a girl asked just after the flip, but I'm not giving that one out as I don't think the boss knows.
I've been two 2 of the obvious places, they ask $2500 +350 for the massage, for full service, one I got down to $500 +350 for the massage, for a hand job, no touching very cute young girl, good English. (The Best Massage, Centro). 1 I did $1500 for handjob with touching and just a bra and panties +$350 for the massage, MILF with some baby damage, but very friendly good English. (Coni Spa, Romantic Zone). And the non obvious place was $1500 for a nude hand job with touching but no touching the pussy, no extra charge for the massage, very cute young girl, tight little body. All the massages were good just by themselves.
Clubs:
No matter what anyone tells you never go to one of the gringo places: Aquah or Harem. The only club worth a visit in my not so humble opinion is in Zona Rosa, Tapanko. Drinks are reasonable, lady drinks come in two prices, the more expensive one is $350 but you can sit with your girl off in a corner and if she likes you lots of mutual touching is on the menu and she'll stick around for a good while. $75 for 30 minutes of private time. There were some very hot, friendly chicas there and a couple with very good English. I've been to most of the non-gringo clubs and this place is the least pushy and has the most reasonable prices. Have not been to 4 Play, need to check it out. Like any club, keep track of what you order and know what things cost before you say yes. The gringo places with bleed you dry best to very go there. If a cabbie tells you that Zona Rosa is dangerous, ignore him. Even if you have little Spanish, you'll be fine. The cabbies all get kickbacks from the gingo clubs.
Online Girls:
As far as where to look, it's already in other posts. I think this is probably the best value. Jaki, charges $1500 for the first hour and has great English, I've only emailed with her so far but will check her out at some point. Figuring out which girls are independent is the trick.
I really like happy ending massages so I will do that on occasion though I'll likely find some regular online girls while I'm finding some girls to date.
If you are in town and want to someone to show you the whole scene there is a local guy who grew up in the states that gives red light tours, PM me and I'll connect you, he charges $100 US.
If your in town and want to grab a drink or check out Tapanko, hit me up.
Will be in PV early September and thanks to these forums I will be spending my time at King George and the Jacuzzi spa / massage place in the Marina. But I also read about PvPlaymates online and read their reviews. Anyone have any experience with them? Wondering how the visit to my room will also work. I will be staying at Now Amber and I believe they charge extra for visitors. But I would like to avoid having them be registered. If worth the trouble, I may part take in some lovely time with a new companion.
Will be in PV early September and thanks to these forums I will be spending my time at King George and the Jacuzzi spa / massage place in the Marina. But I also read about PvPlaymates online and read their reviews. Anyone have any experience with them? Wondering how the visit to my room will also work. I will be staying at Now Amber and I believe they charge extra for visitors. But I would like to avoid having them be registered. If worth the trouble, I may part take in some lovely time with a new companion.Hey!
Thanks for your question. Based on personal experience, I'd rent out a room at one of these love hotels closer to the airport:
-Blu.
-Pedregal.
-Gran Sol.
The rooms are good, clean and some have been renovated recently.
They charge between 350-400 pesos for up to 8 hours of occupancy. Then you can have guests during that time. The on-line girls are more comfortable that way, as they don't have to deal with testy receptionists at other hotels or security at some of the all-inclusive.
Shop around for the girls too. Also try to get around the agencies and look for some independents on CL or Mileroticos. It's low season, so there are deals to be had, however it's not that cheaper, because let's face it, PV is a tourist destination. And don't play cheap with the girls, that might not help you. Depending on what you're after, on-line girls will be asking between 1500-2000, and some upscale will ask 2500-3000, with or without taxi fare included. Make sure to go over that with the girls, so there's no hidden fees. Tip is at your discretion. Some girls also proposed CBJ services only for 900.
Good luck and stay safe!
The Tanuki
09-07-18, 04:38
Hey, anybody going to be around this week? Want to drain a couple cervezas and chat about ladies of the world? I could use a little time away during the week with the wife and all. I'm staying in the zone romantica. Hope to meet up with a fellow hobbyist!
The Tanuki.
Went to Puerto Vallarta in early August. Went by myself and my first time there. Stayed at the Westin in Marina Vallarta, but wouldn't stay there again. Nice resort, but not much going on in Marina Vallarta. I would stay in the Zona Romantica area next time I go. Marina Vallarta is more convenient for ladies to come up to your room though. Closer and easier for most of them to get to than Zona Romantica. Didn't go to any strip clubs, so can't comment on those. Exchange rates vary a lot. About 15.3 pesos to $1 US at the airport in Houston and 17.2 pesos to $1 US at the cambio in Marina Vallarta. Next time I will exchange before I go. My bank gives 17.3 pesos to $1 US. Credit card rates are about 18 pesos to $1 US, so can be worth it to use your credit card.
I did go to one massage parlor in Marina Vallarta. Was walking around the marina in the morning drinking my coffee and kept getting asked if I wanted a message. Said no many times, but finally gave in and got the message. Wasn't looking for a he and didn't really know if the place gave the he or not. It was a decent massage with a somewhat attractive girl and towards the end of it she asks very quietly if I want a he. I actually said no at first because I knew I wold be getting some action later in the day, but she wasn't going to take no for an answer and I gave in to the he. She kept putting her finger to her lips for me to be quiet, so maybe the boss does not know what is going on. Anyway, one hour massage was 450 pesos and HJ was 1000 pesos. HJ was about same as here, but massage less expensive.
I did have ladies that advertise online come to my room too. They were mature ladies and were 1200 to 1500 pesos for FS for 1 hour. Price goes down for extra hours. I was there for four nights and had one woman the first night and another woman came the next three nights. Went out with them for food and drinks afterwards each night. Both spoke English very well. My Spanish is only about 10 - 15%.
Really seems like a great city to visit and people seem friendly. Taxi drivers are great for pointing out brothels and strip clubs to visit while taking me back and forth from Marina Vallarta and Zona Romantica.
Will hit up the strip clubs next time there.
I did have ladies that advertise online come to my room too. They were mature ladies and were 1200 to 1500 pesos for FS for 1 hour. Price goes down for extra hours. I was there for four nights and had one woman the first night and another woman came the next three nights. Went out with them for food and drinks afterwards each night. Both spoke English very well. My Spanish is only about 10 - 15%.What were the names of the chicas and where on-line did you find them?
What were the names of the chicas and where on-line did you find them?One was Jaki and she is on skokka, mileroticos, and sometimes craigslist. Other was from craigslist, but she doesn't advertise much.
The Tanuki
09-12-18, 03:59
I got pretty well soaked while out and about this afternoon. Ended up stopping off in Serenity (which is just a second entrance for Coni). Very cute young thing who called herself Alasha. Nice tits and a solid round ass on her, so I said sure when she asked if I want a massage. Standard price for the sexy massage and she allowed touching. The initial massage was decent, better than expected really. After the flip she dropped her linen while I got to watch that tasty bod come out. Nicely shaved Bush and that ass just got even better! The hand job though was rather lackluster. She let me lick her nipples and then I got to her twat which was dripping wet. Thought about maybe going for FS for a minute. She backed away and got out a tissue to wipe my hand and then went back to work. Didn't think it worth the extra $1 K for a fuck and just lay back and let her finish. Overall, not bad but then it wasn't anything special either. Was hoping for a little more interaction. Anyhow, got a nut and moved on. I wouldn't repeat there but can't exactly get take out to the rental condo with the wife here.
Stay safe!
TT.
AKtravel121
09-28-18, 05:29
I am heading down in January and I am starting to do my homework. Do you have any advice for someone with very, very limited Spanish. I am thinking of trying to have a girl from mileraticos come by but I am also wondering about Los Anarches? I am ultimately trying to get 2 women.
Luvfkemall
09-28-18, 22:15
Any local mongers want to meet and hang out a bit would be great. Hoping to get some local Chica pussy.
I am heading down in January and I am starting to do my homework. Do you have any advice for someone with very, very limited Spanish. I am thinking of trying to have a girl from mileraticos come by but I am also wondering about Los Anarches? I am ultimately trying to get 2 women.It's very easy to get 2 girls at Los Anatorches; I've done it a few times. It is quick and easy, and you don't have to bother with calling, setting up a place to meet, or paying transportation for the girls. Just take a cab to the Soriana store, and walk across the highway from there.
It's never been very busy when I've visited (around noon-1), and usually there are about 4-6 girls hanging out there and quite often two will approach you at once and offer. House take is $500 pesos, and you can negotiate with the girls. Even with 2, I have never spent more than $1,500 there. They are very friendly, and they like to see you have a good time. Only once did I have a girl who was, shall we say, more focused on the business end of things. After negotiations, they will lead you a short walk down the street east of the bar to a house. (The old path thru the trees is gone. I think someone is developing the property).
Not many speak English, but I find that having a good Spanish translation app on my phone is helpful.
Have fun!
One was Jaki and she is on skokka, mileroticos, and sometimes craigslist. Other was from craigslist, but she doesn't advertise much.We all appreciate taking time to report. But unless you give detailed information, saying you got a HJ at a spa at the Marina and having a few experiences with girls coming to your room, is not much value. There are a dozen massage places at the Marina. Which one did you go to? What was the girl's name? What day of the week and time of day were you there? As for the escorts, who were they? How did you contact her? What did they charge? What services did they provide? What did they look like? Etc. Most of us have limited time to monger on any given day in PV. So sharing these kind of details help give all of us a better chance of using our time efficiently in PV without going on fishing expeditions. I realize you have not posted much, but hope you keep this in mind on future reports. It is how we all learn from each other.
HappyButLookin
10-05-18, 20:32
This individual strung me along for about 20 minutes last night and then asked me to pay in advance, I declined, and was asked to pay for the time wasted. This was on WhatsApp. I just blocked them. I doubt it was a woman. A few seconds later they WhatsApp'd me from a different number with a death threat.
https://mx.adultguia.com/anuncio-erotico/hola-amor-quiero-verte-en-un-lugar-puerto-vallarta-jalisco-3121682721
Tel:312xxxx721.
Lucero.
I've never had anything like this happen in 30 years of mongering. I've been pretty lucky in general, never been scammed, no STD's.
Stay safe out there!
AKtravel121
10-07-18, 03:20
Can anyone give me a review on king George's sports bar?
HappyButLookin
10-14-18, 19:48
Ok, yes, I was an idiot, but I was horny and the scam was good. This person advertises on mileroticos and has a website: https://www.karina.blogsmx.com/ with a review section. It was the reviews that put me over the edge. I did try to post a simple comment asking a simple question and it never got answered so whoever this person is, likely a guy, they are answering their own questions with fake accounts.
It's a prepay deal, they get the money and never answer back.
It's the first time in 30 years of mongering that I've ever gotten scammed like this, the only other scams I'ver ever had are bait and switch. Easy to deal with.
Can anyone give me a review on king George's sports bar?Just do an "advanced search" on this site and search "King George". Enough details to give you a good feel for the place, hours and prices.
Ok, yes, I was an idiot, but I was horny and the scam was good. This person advertises on mileroticos and has a website: https://www.karina.blogsmx.com/ with a review section. It was the reviews that put me over the edge. I did try to post a simple comment asking a simple question and it never got answered so whoever this person is, likely a guy, they are answering their own questions with fake accounts.
It's a prepay deal, they get the money and never answer back.
It's the first time in 30 years of mongering that I've ever gotten scammed like this, the only other scams I'ver ever had are bait and switch. Easy to deal with.I took at look at the link and, yes, no wonder you were scammed.
The first thing I noticed was the phone # in one of the photos. It had a 557 area code which is Mexico City. While some Mexico City and Guadalajara hookers do visit PV, many do not use their CDMX or GDL phones since cheap, disposable cell phones are available via Telcel for a few hundred pesos.
The second thing I noticed was that she has an apartment near the Palacio National. Which is in Mexico City.
So, yep, a scam for Puerto Vallarta.
First off I just wanted to to thank all the contributors who have shared their experiences. Your stories have given me a good sense of what I want to plan.
As mentioned I need to plan a stag party for roughly 12 guys as we are all part of a destination wedding. The plan is to spend a day on the water fishing, dinner then hit a strip club until the wee hours. It seems like the only clubs to consider are Tapanko and Andromeda.
It will be 12 gringos with no Spanish language skills most of them pipeline workers who can be noisy and obnoxious but are great guys with money to burn, the likelihood of them buying a round for the entire bar more than once is 100 pct.
I would prefer to keep them in one place for the night so I don't have to worry about anyone waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney, it would be best if the place had a quiet corner we could be put in because they will be noisy (but harmless.).
Should I find a 'chaperone' to translate and try to keep them out of trouble or is there a bar where we could have our own waiter that speaks English and we will tip him well. Also which bar, I see that there are two other bars across from Tapanko, la10 and Sahara are they any good? And would either of them better to accommodate 12 rowdy Canadian pipeline workers. The date for this will be January 3rd. If you are out that night and see 12 gringos having a great time look for me I will be wearing a Winnipeg Jets Jersey. I would love to buy you a couple of beers.
Thanks in advance for your help with this and thanks again for all your great stories and advice.
Big bob.
..... I need to plan a stag party for roughly 12 .....gringos with no Spanish language skills most of them pipeline workers who can be noisy and obnoxious but are great guys with money to burn, the likelihood of them buying a round for the entire bar more than once is 100 pct. .....I won't hold the Winnipeg Jersey against you, but just some friendly advice. You should have a friendly fireside chat with your amigos before going out and while they are all sober. Do no let the strip clubs control your tab or have access to a credit card. That will be a recipe for disaster and potential conflict for your amigos. The three clubs behind Topanko open late and are next to each other. Large parking lot with lots of taxis hanging outside. Before going to the clubs, I would have all of the guys leave their credit cards at the hotel. Cash only for drinks as you order them. No tabs. If possible, have one or two guys control the payment for all drinks. Do not order drinks distributed by the bar to other patrons. Instead, order them to your table, pay for them and then have your friends hand them out to others. Know the prices before ordering anything. A drink for the girl will be much more expensive than the one for you. Otherwise, you are most certainly going to get fleeced, as has been written many times over the years in reviews. Everyone in these clubs wants to get in your pocket, and will pad the bills when opportunity presents itself. Limit the possibility of turning what should be a fun night into a disaster. And remind any of your obnoxious friends to be a bit less so in the presence of locals, plenty of whom will be in the clubs. You do not want to get into arguments that lead to police arriving and you want to make sure you get your buddies back to the hotel in taxis to avoid any possibility of being pulled over by local cops. Hope it works out for you, and hope you report how it goes.
I won't hold the Winnipeg Jersey against you, but just some friendly advice. You should have a friendly fireside chat with your amigos before going out and while they are all sober. Do no let the strip clubs control your tab or have access to a credit card. That will be a recipe for disaster and potential conflict for your amigos. The three clubs behind Topanko open late and are next to each other. Large parking lot with lots of taxis hanging outside. Before going to the clubs, I would have all of the guys leave their credit cards at the hotel. Cash only for drinks as you order them. No tabs. If possible, have one or two guys control the payment for all drinks. Do not order drinks distributed by the bar to other patrons. Instead, order them to your table, pay for them and then have your friends hand them out to others. Know the prices before ordering anything. A drink for the girl will be much more expensive than the one for you. Otherwise, you are most certainly going to get fleeced, as has been written many times over the years in reviews. Everyone in these clubs wants to get in your pocket, and will pad the bills when opportunity presents itself. Limit the possibility of turning what should be a fun night into a disaster. And remind any of your obnoxious friends to be a bit less so in the presence of locals, plenty of whom will be in the clubs. You do not want to get into arguments that lead to police arriving and you want to make sure you get your buddies back to the hotel in taxis to avoid any possibility of being pulled over by local cops. Hope it works out for you, and hope you report how it goes.I hear ya, I have been to clubs in Mexico before (Tijuana and East Coast,) along with clubs in Europe and all across Canada, so I know the rules of not getting taken advantage of. Most of the guys have been to various clubs in Canada, primarily Montreal and Toronto which are a lot less predatory but you still have to keep your head on straight. I guess what I need to know is whether Tapanko is the best for what I am looking for? Are there any other options which I may be overlooking, from the pictures Tapanko looks a little small, is LA10 or Sahara bigger or do they have a spot in a corner where we could reserve some space? Do any of these places have a private stage like I have seen in Toronto and Montreal?
Thanks for your help.
I hear ya, I have been to clubs in Mexico before (Tijuana and East Coast,) along with clubs in Europe and all across Canada, so I know the rules of not getting taken advantage of. Most of the guys have been to various clubs in Canada, primarily Montreal and Toronto which are a lot less predatory but you still have to keep your head on straight. I guess what I need to know is whether Tapanko is the best for what I am looking for? Are there any other options which I may be overlooking, from the pictures Tapanko looks a little small, is LA10 or Sahara bigger or do they have a spot in a corner where we could reserve some space? Do any of these places have a private stage like I have seen in Toronto and Montreal?
Thanks for your help.For sure Tapanko or Sahara should be big enough. I haven't been in the other one but you can poke your head in when you are there. The third is a Thursday so it shouldn't be too packed. You may find yourselves with the place almost to yourself. Things don't get going until later in Mexico, and unlike Tijuana, PV isn't 24 hour operation like say HK club is. Nothing will be happening until after 9 or so. The previous advice about paying as you go is good advice. I find Tapanko and Sahara less predatory than some of the strip clubs on the main drag. I'll be in town on the 3rd, but chances o slipping away from the family is slim or I'd offer to chaperone. For the guys who've only been to TO or Montreal, the 'hands on' approach of these clubs might be quite the experience. I've gone to these clubs on my own and never had a problem other than being convinced to have a very good time, spend a lot and over tip. For guys who work the patch, it should be an ideal place as long as nobody does anything stupid.
CloudSource69
10-27-18, 17:30
Spent some time with this gal some time ago, sounds like she is still active, with some new enhanced breasts. She is a white girls from the US or Canada. Anyone spend anytime with her and can provide feedback on her skills?
Spent some time with this gal some time ago, sounds like she is still active, with some new enhanced breasts. She is a white girls from the US or Canada. Anyone spend anytime with her and can provide feedback on her skills?I contacted her once. About 6 months ago. When she emailed back and said she charged $3500 pesos / hour, I passed.
Saw their ad on CL and gave them a call. Negotiated for 3000 pesos for an hour. Both showed up promptly and while they are a little bit older both) 38 and 39) were attractive and had great figures. After showering together it was off to the bed for the full variety of services. Orak natural with everything else covered, no holds barred and they did an excellent job. They are bi sexual as well so they put on a little show prior to the action which was greatly appreciated. We all showered together afterward and sat in the jacuzzi for a few minutes just relaxing and chatting. I really enjoyed their services and would definitely repeat. PM for contact info.
Room w / Jacuzzi at El Pedegral: 530.
Services 3000.
Tip: 500.
Attractive MILFs who I highly recommend.
Saludos!Hey there,
Tried to PM but could not find the option for that. Do you mind sending me their contact info? Will be in PVR in Jan and they sound exactly what I am looking for.
Thanks!
Yellowfever82
11-19-18, 03:25
From WI, US, heading down to Sayulita, north of PV in January for a surfing trip.
Thank you all for the PV info. It will be helpful if it's too dead where I'll be, as I'll check PV at least for a night.
Was wondering if anyone has been to Sayulita or have any suggestions / recs. I'm guessing it's much smaller than PV and therefor not as much to offer.
Locally, I've been very successful with Seeking Arrangement and wonder if anyone tried that route in PV. I checked out the PV inventory and it appears to be promising with at least semipro girls available.
I'd be happy to give tips for whoever comes to Madison, WI (don't know wh would you though.).
Cheers.
From WI, US, heading down to Sayulita, north of PV in January for a surfing trip.
Thank you all for the PV info. It will be helpful if it's too dead where I'll be, as I'll check PV at least for a night.
Was wondering if anyone has been to Sayulita or have any suggestions / recs. I'm guessing it's much smaller than PV and therefor not as much to offer.
Locally, I've been very successful with Seeking Arrangement and wonder if anyone tried that route in PV. I checked out the PV inventory and it appears to be promising with at least semipro girls available.
I'd be happy to give tips for whoever comes to Madison, WI (don't know wh would you though.).
Cheers.Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.
Yellowfever82
11-22-18, 05:33
Sayulita is a very small town, with some great places to eat, shops and beach bars. Lots of massage options, but usually done right on the beach, so no extras likely anywhere. A great day trip from PV, but not known for any significant night life. I suspect there are some very local options that are not known to many. Your best bet are the clubs in Bucerias and La Cruz de Huanacaxtle. About 25-30 minutes from Sayulita. Options increase as you come toward PV and Nuevo Vallarta.I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.
I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?
I figured it too small to have significant providers inventory. Hopefully I find some Seeking Arrangement girl who's down to meet or pick up randoms at the local bars.
I know it's not sexy related, but any suggestions for safe transportation from the airport to the hotel?From the airport, Sayulita is about a 45 minute ride. There are many taxis at the airport during arrivals, and you can negotiate with all of them. Buses service all the outlying communities, and cheap, but I have no idea the time or location to catch them. Rental cars are rather inexpensive in PV. If you plan to venture out repeatedly, I would opt for the rental. There are a couple of cool communities north of Sayulita; namely, San Francisco and Lo de Marco that are nice little towns to visit. I have found these areas to be quite safe during the day, as well as the highway that gets you there and into Nuevo Vallarta and PV. Factor in another 15-30 minutes to get from the airport into the old section of PV. Some fun bars on the Malecon at night. Sayulita can get crowded during the day. Parking can be difficult in the middle of town, but there is street parking on the streets leading into town that is relatively close. Your hotel may have its own parking for guests. Since I have mongered all over the area, the rental car is the perfect way to travel. A small, economy class with air conditioning is great for parking in some tight spaces and negotiating some narrow streets.
FRobertson
12-04-18, 05:06
Colleagues,
I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.
I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day.
Here's what I'd like:
- Reasonably priced access to a broad variety of talent (I mention partytreffs because for me the rabbit-style works best, a few sessions about 4 seconds each, with lots of cuddling and touching before and after).
- Pricing per hour, not "per pop".
- Good, GFE-like attitude.
- Easy BBBJ.
Here's what I'm concerned about:
- The talent suddenly going home for the holidays and me being stuck dating my right hand.
Would you recommend PV? Or what would be a better destination? I'm wide open to suggestions.
I've been to CDMX, Cancun, Cabos. Cabos seems too expensive. Cancun seems to not have enough talent for my liking (although I could have been doing it wrong). CDMX is good but the city is kinda ugly and somewhat depressing. Plus I prefer warmer places.
I've also been to Buenos Aires, Costa Rica, Panama. All are okay destinations. Actually if there is no new information I'm thinking CDMX or Buenos Aires or Ecuador. However, I really hope for the members with regional experience to share your thoughts.
Respectfully,
Me.
Any hotels in this area that are chica friendly?
Colleagues,
I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.
I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day..The single biggest problem with Vallarta during the holidays is finding a place to stay. This is a popular vacation destination (and time) for both gringos and Mexicans and many hotels have already been booked.
The second biggest issue is your phrase "reasonably priced access". A lot depends on what you mean by "reasonably priced". Most escort chicas in Vallarta go for about $100 USD / hour and one hour means one shot. Many (most?) offer a discount for the second hour.
The third biggest issue is the BBBJ. You'll probably need to pay extra. CIM is also extra and many won't even do it.
Having just returned from Guadalajara (but didn't partake, unfortunately), the chica prices there are much more reasonable. With a lot of the talent going for about $1300 pesos or approx $70 USD per hour. The esteticas are even cheaper. $850 pesos / hour or about $45 USD. The only problem with GDL is that it is freaking' cold. At least for someone who lives full-time in PV.
Colleagues,
I've been out of the mongering scene for a few years. Now for a number of reasons I feel the need to pay for companionship. So I need advice please.
I find myself with an unexpectedly approved vacation request for the New Year + Christmas holidays. Basically 2 weeks or so. If I was in Europe and this was 5 years ago, it'd be a no-brainer. Germany and partytreff tour. However, I am in the USA, I am not at all comfortable mongering here (too expensive and generally not that great) so I am thinking about heading South. Either go through a few places, or stay somewhere nice, ideally with a beach, and get a girl or 3 every day..PV has action but lot's of research needed. The more you go, the more you find. Check out some of the Dominican Republic threads, IE. Sosua, Blackbeards.
FRobertson
12-06-18, 14:16
The single biggest problem with Vallarta during the holidays is finding a place to stay. This is a popular vacation destination (and time) for both gringos and Mexicans and many hotels have already been booked.
The second biggest issue is your phrase "reasonably priced access". A lot depends on what you mean by "reasonably priced". Most escort chicas in Vallarta go for about $100 USD / hour and one hour means one shot. Many (most?) offer a discount for the second hour.
The third biggest issue is the BBBJ. You'll probably need to pay extra. CIM is also extra and many won't even do it.
Having just returned from Guadalajara (but didn't partake, unfortunately), the chica prices there are much more reasonable. With a lot of the talent going for about $1300 pesos or approx $70 USD per hour. The esteticas are even cheaper. $850 pesos / hour or about $45 USD. The only problem with GDL is that it is freaking' cold. At least for someone who lives full-time in PV.Thank you! Super helpful. I hate the "per shot" pricing and the BBBJ upsell. 1300-1500 pesos per hour is doable if it includes a full hour and BBBJ, as I generally found to be the case in cdmx.
I've been reading about Guadalajara and it does seem a lot more reasonable, but I don't want to put up with the cold.
FRobertson
12-06-18, 14:19
PV has action but lot's of research needed. The more you go, the more you find. Check out some of the Dominican Republic threads, IE. Sosua, Blackbeards.Ya I've been reading the DR threads, but overall it seems like a trashy place. And expensive around the holidays.
I'm thinking Aruba actually, there are surprisingly reasonable tickets to get there.
Walk Softly
12-06-18, 19:33
I'm passing through PV Friday / Saturday. Anyone interested in meeting for a drink and a BS or maybe hitting Tapanko in the evening?
PM me.
ISalud! WS.
Walk Softly
12-07-18, 00:26
Anyone have any relatively recent intel on the Tapanko on Hwy 200 near La Peñita?
I'm in the area and thinking I should check it out tonight.
Thank you! Super helpful. I hate the "per shot" pricing and the BBBJ upsell. 1300-1500 pesos per hour is doable if it includes a full hour and BBBJ, as I generally found to be the case in cdmx.
I've been reading about Guadalajara and it does seem a lot more reasonable, but I don't want to put up with the cold.There are virtually no chicas in PV that will do $1500 pesos including BBBJ. Jaki is the only one that I know of but she's on the wrong side of 40. But with great BBBJCIM skills.
Walk Softly
12-07-18, 17:35
Checked it out last night. Arrived at about 11:00. The place was just starting to liven up. The cover charge was posted at 80 pesos and that is all the door men asked for. I was offered a table relatively near the stage and a young lady came over to join me. Sadly, I can't recall her name. A little on the well- padded side but quite pretty. Of the ladies I saw take to the stage, I would rate 1 as a 4, 3 or 4 as 5's, 3 or 4 as 6's and 3 as 7's. One younger girl had the body of an 8+ but an average face and never smiled. There was 1 girl, a redhead named Sharon, who I would rate as an 8. Unfortunately, she never seemed to be available at the right time.
The prices I can recall are as follows: Beer 40 p. Short lady drink 150 p. A taller lady drink was (I think) 300 p. And a Strongbow (for most time / touching) was 450 p. Also 450 as I recall was a 1 song private dance. A longer private show was 750 p. And half an hour of full service was 1650 p.
I didn't partake of any of the higher priced offerings as I was never able to get one of the 3 ladies I was interested in to my table.
That's all for now.
iSalud! WS.
Hey,
I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.
Hey,
I have a bachelor party in PV in early January and we were looking to get a bunch of strippers to the villa we rented in the south of PV. Ideally they need to speak English and should be attractive. Can anyone point me in the right direction. Sorry if this thread is just for mongering but not being able to speak Spanish is making this quite difficult.This is a very difficult post to answer.
If all you need are "strippers" (I. E. No sex involved), your best bet. If you have a few days beforehand. Is to visit a few strip clubs and ask the waiters if any of the chicas speak English and go from there. You may find a few. But certainly not "a bunch".
Other than that, the only thing I can think of is to contact an escort agency like PV Playmates and see if any of their girls would do a "strip only" gig. But if you go that route, you might still have to pay the regular fee which, I believe, can run north of $3500 pesos (about $175 USD) per hour per chica.
Your best bet. If all you want to do is see stripper perform. Might be to have the manager of the villa arrange for a van to haul the guys around to the strip clubs.
MrPipes3006
12-21-18, 02:59
I would appreciate it any information I could get to make my trip more fun. Would appreciate any advice first time to PV hoping to have a good time can't wait to get there in late January. Would love to do a three-way with girls mentioned above would appreciate any information I could get thank you in advance Merry Christmas happy holidays to everyone on the board.
Great Expectations Spa on Morelos half block from Libertad. Went in for a massage. He 1 k. He topless 1.5 k. FS 2 k something- missed the details. Was just looking for massage but thought I'd dig some info to add to the discussion.
JeraldoRivera
12-29-18, 09:36
Pvplaymates? Has anyone used this agency? They are very pricey at 3500-4500 hour not including love motel and that makes it basically US prices. I believe they are run by a gringa, atleast somebody who didn't speak spanish so I assume that explains the high price. Just curious if anybody has tried them. I don't mind payin a premium for top notch talent but I do mind gettin skimmed by some gringo tryin to peddle mid level talent for top shelf prices.
ExplorFreely
01-02-19, 18:54
Hi,
I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!
Hi,
I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!Many escort girls will go to Nuevo with pricing that's been discussed regularly in this thread. That said, you will need to make sure you can get them into your lodging place. I don't know of any short term motels any nearer than Gran Sol by the airport. I don't know the massage places in Nuevo, but here's a hint: if they have several attractive ladies waiting at the door or just inside your odds are good. If they look more business like it's likely regular massage. But it's no problem to ask if they do 'special massages'. The girls in these places often earn only 30% commission on all sales, which I think is somewhat criminal.
The best deal in the PV area is in colonia 5 diciembre on or near Guatemala. A little entrance next to Terraza Colonial cantina often has a couple, also on the nearby street corner and down in front of Montes de Oca motel. Cost 500 pesos plus100 for the room. The area looks dodgy at night but is quite safe IMHO and in the opinion of residents of the area. Just make sure you are dealing with a 'real girl' if you know what I mean (not that there's anything wrong with that. Just advice for those who don't want a surprise). Some surprisingly decent talent to be found here, as well as some who's best days are behind them. Not up to the standards of the peeler bars, but at 1/6 the price and levels of service in the same ball park. IMHO, the peeler bars are mostly there to expertly squeeze every peso from you, but you can have a great time for around 5 k pesos. Or get away with 30 minutes and 2700 peso fee if you are thrifty. Andromeda is a bit of an exception. I've been told by taxis that you can get a girl there for around 1 k-1.5 k, but I'd expect them to tell you 'gringo prices' that should be questioned.
Hi,
I am heading down to PV for a month in mid January. I have a few weeks on my own and want to explore some of the local services. I am not to excited about hitting strip clubs there, would rather find an agency or other to have girl or girls come to my condo for an afternoon or evening or both. Also interested in happy endings massage places. I am staying in the Nuevo Vallarta area. Anyone know of how I can connect with some good outcall girls? Any idea if the cost range? Anyone know of happy ending massage places in The Nuevo area and costs? I am totally virgin here, need some help and advice. I have been there many times for vacations but have never done this kind of thing before. Thanks guys!You might try looking on Craigslist in various sections (Activities, General, Missed Connections, Rants&Raves, Beauty and Travel / Vac) and try to connect with a Chica. But it is hit-and-miss for sure. Jaki also advertises on CL and, as reported many times here, is a great value if you don't mind someone on the wrong side of 40 (Jaki has her own car so her getting to you wouldn't be a problem).
Any "agency" will charge an arm and a leg ($3500 pesos per hour).
FishrMan14
01-04-19, 08:06
After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.
She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.
After reading about the options here in Puerto Vallarta, I decided to try Jaki based on the great reviews. The reviews are accurate, she is great. She met me at my location at the marina, next time we will meet at one of the local 8 hour hotels. I found her contact info by searching "Jaki" on the mileroticos site. It is an e mail address, she replied promptly and now I have her WhatsApp number.
She speaks great English, and gave me the best BBBJ I've had followed by a nice massage.Jaki is flat out awesome. You won't get FS, but her BJ, massage and conversation are top notch. She is beautiful and her body is absolutely gorgeous.
Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.
Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me.
Tapanko was nothing like its videos online and had a more high end look to it than I was expecting. Pulled in around 1:00 am and the entire area was hopping and I felt safe. For those of you who haven't experienced a Mexican table dance here's what happens. A server leads a girl to your table who immediately sits in your lap and starts flirting with you. A moment later your waiter asks if you want to buy her a drink. My waiter's English was just as bad as my Spanish and we couldn't figure out what each other was saying so I just bought her a drink (590 pesos) which was a small bottle of champagne. She stayed with me for 20 minutes while trying to get me to upgrade to a private room. After a while I decided to have a look at the private rooms which were 1 645 pesos and I probably would have gone upstairs for that price but I was unsure if there would be any more charge for extra fun. So I opted out and switched to a different girl, a little older and a little naughtier. After a couple of minutes of her grinding on me we went to the private booths which were 800 pesos for 15 minutes and CBJ offered and a lot more fondling. Definitely worth the price and she was very accommodating. Left Tapanko to check out the place across the lot which was once named Sahara can't remember the name it is now as it was an experience I would like to forget.
Smaller than Tapanko but similar amount of dancers 8-10. Manager brought me a beautiful shorter girl with a beautiful body and face. Bought her a drink (295 pesos) and the action starts. After 5 minutes the manager (perfect English) offers me an opportunity to upgrade to the VIP room where I can have sex with her for an hour (2200 pesos.) I initially decline but after 5 more minutes of intense grinding Mr. Happy takes over and insists I go for it. She still won't take her bottoms off and now if I want the full experience I need to spend 1700 more pesos to go in back to where the private rooms are. I know when I'm being worked and nope out of there. Never made it to La10 next door. Maybe next time.
Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.
Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me.
Tapanko was nothing like its videos online and had a more high end look to it than I was expecting. Pulled in around 1:00 am and the entire area was hopping and I felt safe. For those of you who haven't experienced a Mexican table dance here's what happens. A server leads a girl to your table who immediately sits in your lap and starts flirting with you. A moment later your waiter asks if you want to buy her a drink. My waiter's English was just as bad as my Spanish and we couldn't figure out what each other was saying so I just bought her a drink (590 pesos) which was a small bottle of champagne. She stayed with me for 20 minutes while trying to get me to upgrade to a private room. After a while I decided to have a look at the private rooms which were 1 645 pesos and I probably would have gone upstairs for that price but I was unsure if there would be any more charge for extra fun. So I opted out and switched to a different girl, a little older and a little naughtier. After a couple of minutes of her grinding on me we went to the private booths which were 800 pesos for 15 minutes and CBJ offered and a lot more fondling. Definitely worth the price and she was very accommodating. Left Tapanko to check out the place across the lot which was once named Sahara can't remember the name it is now as it was an experience I would like to forget.
Smaller than Tapanko but similar amount of dancers 8-10. Manager brought me a beautiful shorter girl with a beautiful body and face. Bought her a drink (295 pesos) and the action starts. After 5 minutes the manager (perfect English) offers me an opportunity to upgrade to the VIP room where I can have sex with her for an hour (2200 pesos.) I initially decline but after 5 more minutes of intense grinding Mr. Happy takes over and insists I go for it. She still won't take her bottoms off and now if I want the full experience I need to spend 1700 more pesos to go in back to where the private rooms are. I know when I'm being worked and nope out of there. Never made it to La10 next door. Maybe next time.Anna is beautiful and very attentive. She has been at LA for a couple of years now. The girls give the LA house 500 pesos, and the room is 250. So she is only netting 500 pesos of the total you gave her. Just something to think about if the girl gives you a great time and you want to give her something extra.
As for the club scene, you experienced what I and others have written in the past. Everyone at these clubs wants to get into your bankroll. Never use a credit card, run a tab, or agree to anything without knowing the charge up front.
Some of the club girls also work outside the clubs. Look at craigslist or mileroticos for options. You can get a great room at a place like Pedregal next to Tampanko for 350 pesos for an 8 hour stay.
Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.
Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?
Thanks for any suggestions.
Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.
Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?
Thanks for any suggestions.Las Antorchas is "best" when a cruise ship is in port. There are several sites (like cruiseportinsider) that you can check for their arrival dates and times.
I've never had a 3-some in PV but have had a few in Mexico. A 3-some where the chicas get it on with one another and you simultaneously are very rare. PV Playmates has some chicas that are bi (I think) so you might ask them. But it will set you back some serious coin.
Will be in PVR in a couple of weeks and was wondering if there is a "good" time to go to La Antorches. Basically when you have the most options to choose from.
Also, any suggestions on a MILF (besides Jaki) who will also do threesomes with another MILF?
Thanks for any suggestions.You should follow the cruise ship schedule for guidance. http://crew-center.com/puerto-vallarta-mexico-cruise-ship-schedule-2019 The girls will get there early morning when ships are in port. The cruise ships dock in the Marina, which is just a stone's throw from LA. LA closes in mid afternoon, or earlier when ships are not in. On non-cruise ship days, girls arrive later, so plan between 12 pm And 2 pm Cruise days maybe 5-8 girls. Non-cruise days, maybe 3 to 5. These are my observations from last February, and years prior. I just don't know if the MO has changed since then. Some of these girls work the night clubs or other bars later in the day / evening.
I don't know about threesomes via independents. But I had an awesome threesome in LA a few years ago. I suspect you might find it there.
Sorry, the website did not transfer. It is crew-center.com/ puerto-vallarta-mexico-cruise-ship-schedule-2019. If it does not transfer in this post, just google "cruise ship schedule Puerto Vallarta" It will come up immediately.
Sorry, the website did not transfer. It is crew-center.com/ puerto-vallarta-mexico-cruise-ship-schedule-2019. If it does not transfer in this post, just google "cruise ship schedule Puerto Vallarta" It will come up immediately.No worries. It actually worked for me. Thanks for the tips! Do you recall who the threesome was with and was there girl on girl action?
No worries. It actually worked for me. Thanks for the tips! Do you recall who the threesome was with and was there girl on girl action?My experience wherever I have traveled has been that two girl sessions are always tag team on me. Girls will team up with another if not busy, but it will not be a girl on girl show in the room. Two separate fees for the same hour. Is it worth it? Maybe as a fantasy a couple of times, but I have come to prefer individual sessions to maximize my dollars spent. If you see two girls sitting together, approach them and see if they would be interested. Or ask the girl you have selected whether she has an amiga that would be interested in a threesome. These girls are used to all kinds of requests, so you won't offend any of them by asking.
Pvplaymates? Has anyone used this agency? They are very pricey at 3500-4500 hour not including love motel and that makes it basically US prices. I believe they are run by a gringa, atleast somebody who didn't speak spanish so I assume that explains the high price. Just curious if anybody has tried them. I don't mind payin a premium for top notch talent but I do mind gettin skimmed by some gringo tryin to peddle mid level talent for top shelf prices.Talk to Melissa, she handles all the arrangements. Not the cheapest, but high quality ladies. Reliable, absolutely gorgeous women. Highly recommend JD.
Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.
Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me.
Tapanko was nothing like its videos online and had a more high end look to it than I was expecting. Pulled in around 1:00 am and the entire area was hopping and I felt safe. For those of you who haven't experienced a Mexican table dance here's what happens. A server leads a girl to your table who immediately sits in your lap and starts flirting with you. A moment later your waiter asks if you want to buy her a drink. My waiter's English was just as bad as my Spanish and we couldn't figure out what each other was saying so I just bought her a drink (590 pesos) which was a small bottle of champagne. She stayed with me for 20 minutes while trying to get me to upgrade to a private room..Yes, I saw Anna on my last trip. What a sweetheart. I had two sessions, the second even better. I gave her at least $45 US, which was more that she asked for. Hopefully can connect again on the next trip.
HornDog2501
01-22-19, 19:56
Will be in PV in a couple of weeks and wondering if there are any hooker bars or sweet walkers in town. Any info will definitely help please PM. Thanks in advance.
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So, I am pretty sure I know the answer but. I tried contacting a couple of girls from the mileroticos site and both have asked for deposits up front. Now, my spidey sense tingles when I hear this as I can only assume it's a scam.
Photo's look legit though and one even has a website and some videos.
Is it safe to say that if they are asking for deposit it's a goo chance it's a scam?
So, I am pretty sure I know the answer but. I tried contacting a couple of girls from the mileroticos site and both have asked for deposits up front. Now, my spidey sense tingles when I hear this as I can only assume it's a scam.
Photo's look legit though and one even has a website and some videos.
Is it safe to say that if they are asking for deposit it's a goo chance it's a scam?Abso-freaking'-lutely, it is a scam.
Will be in PV in a couple of weeks and wondering if there are any hooker bars or sweet walkers in town. Any info will definitely help please PM. Thanks in advance. You need to RTTF for a year or so back as nothing much has changed. Remember that PV is a good sized city so "in town" has little meaning. If you mean "in Old Town", that's a different story.
PrithviReddy
01-25-19, 15:46
Thanks for the review brother. But for next time, please remember the names of the bad places so that others can avoid them. If you spotted a bad place that cons its customers, and you don't remember the name, nothing of value to others comes from it. Very sad.
In any case, many thanks for taking the time and writing a field report. We owe you one.
Just got back from my first trip to the Pacific side of Mexico and got a chance to see the sights.
Las Antorches was eye-opening. Visited around 2 o'clock on a Wednesday, three women and just me. A beautiful 20 something named Anna was the obvious choice and she took me to the back room (no path) where there was a queen sized bed, shower etc. As I speak no Spanish and she no English I used my phone as a translator to egt across what I was looking for. $1250 pesos and I had an excellent time with multiple positions and BBBJ. Definitely would visit again. The experience in itself was fantastic as it was a novel experience for me..
Hey guys,
Had another great session with Jaki yesterday. That woman could suck-start a Harley.
Thanks for the review brother. But for next time, please remember the names of the bad places so that others can avoid them. If you spotted a bad place that cons its customers, and you don't remember the name, nothing of value to others comes from it. Very sad.
In any case, many thanks for taking the time and writing a field report. We owe you one.There are three clubs in the parking lot. Tapanko, LA 10 and what was once Sahara. That is the one to avoid. Can't speak for LA 10 as I didn't go inside. Hope this clears up any confusion.
Also went to the 'cathouse' in Bucerias. Think it may be closed, either that or I went on an off day. No sign of anything there.
HornDog2501
02-04-19, 13:52
You need to RTTF for a year or so back as nothing much has changed. Remember that PV is a good sized city so "in town" has little meaning. If you mean "in Old Town", that's a different story.Yes I'll be staying in old town.
My first port to this forum--don't hurt me.
Wingman and I visited PV recently. Booked a nice condo in "Gringo Gulch" overlooking the city.
Based on advice from this Forum, we booked Jaki to join us for a couple hours one evening. I concur with all the positive reports. Charming, beautiful, world-class BBBJ, and reasonable to boot.
On another evening, we booked a couple of ladies thru PV Playmates. Also a good experience. Brianna and Michelle at 6,000 pesos each for a 2-HR outcall. Both ladies as described by PVP (I. E. , gorgeous), spoke excellent English, arrived on time, and fucked us stupid. We didn't even have the energy to go out after. Pricey by local standards, I guess, but you can blow thru $300 pretty quickly at the clubs and receive a lot less TLC.
PM for details.
That combination is probably the pick of the litter. Can't go wrong with PV Playmates or Jaki.
Saludos.
My first port to this forum--don't hurt me.
Wingman and I visited PV recently. Booked a nice condo in "Gringo Gulch" overlooking the city.
Based on advice from this Forum, we booked Jaki to join us for a couple hours one evening. I concur with all the positive reports. Charming, beautiful, world-class BBBJ, and reasonable to boot.
On another evening, we booked a couple of ladies thru PV Playmates. Also a good experience. Brianna and Michelle at 6,000 pesos each for a 2-HR outcall. Both ladies as described by PVP (I. E. , gorgeous), spoke excellent English, arrived on time, and fucked us stupid. We didn't even have the energy to go out after. Pricey by local standards, I guess, but you can blow thru $300 pretty quickly at the clubs and receive a lot less TLC.
PM for details.
Mister Smith
02-17-19, 21:36
That combination is probably the pick of the litter. Can't go wrong with PV Playmates or Jaki.
Saludos.Not to mention Jaki is an ex PV Playmate. Seven years with them; 2009-2016. They named her. Found her and helped develop her brand. When they amicable split, Jaki kept her name.
Elusivefox
02-18-19, 05:06
I meet Jaki and I have spent incredible moments with her. She is a beautiful and classy woman, she is also friendly, but specially she is amazing in sex. I have met other girls in Puerto Vallarta but only with her I feel comfortable and with a special treatment. Her beauty, her body and her caresses drive me crazy. In a nutshell she is wonderful.
I often travel to Vallarta for business, and every time I love making an appointment with her, I feel in confidence with her because she is honest and reliable. Also she can go for me to my hotel and then go together to the motel of my choice. There is no a better service in PV.
Here guys,
Just landed, I'm here for 3 weeks, so I'll put in some reports every now and then.
Last time I was here was 2 years ago, any new good club I should check out or something?
I will go to Tapanko, Andromeda, Las Antorches and perhaps checkout PV playmates.
I also have a question about jaki. I hear the service is top notch but what about physic? I'm 35 yo BTW.
Also looking for buddies to go out.
Here guys,
Just landed, I'm here for 3 weeks, so I'll put in some reports every now and then.
Last time I was here was 2 years ago, any new good club I should check out or something?
I will go to Tapanko, Andromeda, Las Antorches and perhaps checkout PV playmates.
I also have a question about jaki. I hear the service is top notch but what about physic? I'm 35 yo BTW.
Also looking for buddies to go out.I assume you meant "physique", like "body", right? Because "physics" is something else again and I'm not sure that it applies in this case.
She's older than you by at least 6 years, maybe a little more, but don't let that deter you at all (unless it does). A "hard body spinner" she's not, but there's no fat and she's got a great rack. They're implants, but well done and soft as if she was all natural.
I assume you meant "physique", like "body", right? Because "physics" is something else again and I'm not sure that it applies in this case.
She's older than you by at least 6 years, maybe a little more, but don't let that deter you at all (unless it does). A "hard body spinner" she's not, but there's no fat and she's got a great rack. They're implants, but well done and soft as if she was all natural.Thanks I meant her physique indeed. Just asking because I've never been with a woman that 'old' and the older women at las Antorches look like train wrecks.
Would you say her pictures are accurate? If so that's fine with me. How's her face?
I was also curious about PV playmates, are the pictures of the girls real? Staci looks suspiciously good. Anyone tried her?
Thanks I meant her physique indeed. Just asking because I've never been with a woman that 'old' and the older women at las Antorches look like train wrecks.
Would you say her pictures are accurate? If so that's fine with me. How's her face?Yes, pics are accurate. Her face I'd rate a 6, I think. She isn't a stunner but, when she'd made up, I would be perfectly fine being seen out with her.
But I schedule her because of her in-fukking-credible BBBJCIM skills. I'm twice your age and she can get me off twice in 2 hours and that simply doesn't happen anymore. She also allows multiple pops in an hour if you can manage that.
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I'll just copy / paste the message I sent to Melissa:
I honestly have mixed feelings about my encounter with Staci and probably would not repeat business with PV Playmates. I greatly appreciated your "patience" and the communication with you was 10/10, so I'll go into lengthy details as to why I come up with this conclusion.
First of all, I got to say that I really appreciated my encounter with Staci. She was kind, cute, clean, smelled good and overall was great company. I mean it. After reading this email don't ask her what went wrong or whatever because really, she's a great girl, we "clicked" and I had great time with her.
However:
1-there seems to be a communication problem. I told you I thought she looked best with a bun and in her red dress. She didn't wear a dress nor did she have her hair in a bun. I asked her if she knew it was my 1st time in 2 years with girl, but she didn't know.
2-I told you I was looking for something GFE and vanilla, but that's not exactly really the experience I got. The first thing she did after I greeted her, she went to the bathroom for a minute and then came out with only panties / bra and joined me in bed, "ready for action". It's not a big deal but still I would have enjoyed making out with her while progressively undressing her, which is the kind of thing you do with a girlfriend. And about making out, she doesn't do DFK (deep french kiss). I told you I was a smoker and so I thought perhaps that was the reason she didn't kiss me passionately, but I didn't smoke that day and brushed my teeth / used mouthwash / and chewed gum in her presence. I told her I was a smoker at the end of the encounter and she said she had no idea and my breath was fine.
3-No BBBJ (condomless blowjob). Honestly for the price I paid, that was a huge disappointment. I am confident that I am younger / look better than their average customers and was freshly shaved / trimmed down there + shower, so I doubt that it's "your millage may very" kinda thing; that girl simply doesn't do it. Yet her description mentions "adventurous, aims to please". Really?
4-Speaking of her description, I feel some points are not accurate.
A) It says she is "super tight" and some dude in your reviews even says the condom was stuck in her p*ssy or whatever. I would have to disagree here. I've been with "tight girls" before and to me Staci doesn't fall in that category. She doesn't have kids and is 21/22 why-o, so yeah she's obviously OK vaginally-speaking (is that even a word? But I don't think it's fair to mention in caps how "tight" she is as a selling point. I was under the impression that I would enter her and couldn't believe how tight she was. Again, she was definitely fine, I'm just saying she's probably just as tight as your other girls.
B)"speaks decent English" is inaccurate. "Speaks little English" would be more fitting. I don't really care, but if some gentleman books her for a dinner date and expects to have a good conversation with her. Good luck. I had no problems communicating with her, yet her English is basic and not "decent".
C) her physical description is slightly misleading in my opinion. You sell her as a physical trainer, "hard and athletic body", etc etc. I have no doubts that if your customers are mostly out of shape Americans in their 60's, then she definitely is all that. But to me, as somewhat of a gymrat, she really isn't that fit. It says she's 5'1 114 lbs but she's probably more like 130 lbs. Some of her pictures that you sent me were definitely taken at some other time when she was slightly leaner. Don't get me wrong she's PRETTY and has a nice body, but if I didn't know I'd have no idea she trains and would never guess she's a physical trainer.
That's pretty much it I guess.
You know what, honestly it all comes down to pricing.
I paid a premium amount and therefore expected a premium experience. Which I didn't get. This is not my first time in PV. I know about Las Antorchas, King George, Tapanko and whatnot, I know what I can get at those places and for what price. Let me say it again; I really enjoyed my experience with Staci, she's a great girl and I would love to see her again.
But at 4000 an hour 6000 2 hours? No freaking way.
PVPlaymates prices are, IMHO, quite out of whack. Their biggest "asset" is that all of their gals speak passable English. And maybe that's why they charge so much. $4000 pesos for one hour is more than $200 USD. Insane!
There are better options available but, in most cases, you'd need to speak some Spanish. If need someone who speaks English, Kat (an American) is decent. Not a "hard body" but slender with a decent figure. I just didn't click with her for some reason. Jaki is also great but she's on the wrong side of 40. If age doesn't bother you, she gives a great BBBJCIM.
I'll just copy / paste the message I sent to Melissa:
I honestly have mixed feelings about my encounter with Staci and probably would not repeat business with PV Playmates. I greatly appreciated your "patience" and the communication with you was 10/10, so I'll go into lengthy details as to why I come up with this conclusion.
First of all, I got to say that I really appreciated my encounter with Staci. She was kind, cute, clean, smelled good and overall was great company. I mean it. After reading this email don't ask her what went wrong or whatever because really, she's a great girl, we "clicked" and I had great time with her.
However:
1-there seems to be a communication problem. I told you I thought she looked best with a bun and in her red dress. She didn't wear a dress nor did she have her hair in a bun. I asked her if she knew it was my 1st time in 2 years with girl, but she didn't know.
JeraldoRivera
04-08-19, 11:08
I figured pvplaymates was geared towards the "stupid gringos". In my emails back and forth with them I found out the lady Melissa doesn't even speak Spanish a little bit. Thats crazy, imo and shows these are gringos taking a gringo sized cut. Plus, she asked a million questions and wanted to know personal info that no fukin way I'm givin to a pimp or maddam. Wanted hotel info, asked family questions etc. Finally I just said fuk it. I would advice to stay away from that overpriced operation. Better off to get a well reviewed girl in your hometown for that price. They are a total crapshoot. Plus, she told me staci does BBBJ so theres that too. I would stick to massage parlor hunting, waitresses, and even strip clubs before I paid 4 k site unseen. 1.5 k pesos is a weekly wage, even in pv.
I figured pvplaymates was geared towards the "stupid gringos". In my emails back and forth with them I found out the lady Melissa doesn't even speak Spanish a little bit. Thats crazy, imo and shows these are gringos taking a gringo sized cut. Plus, she asked a million questions and wanted to know personal info that no fukin way I'm givin to a pimp or maddam. Wanted hotel info, asked family questions etc. Finally I just said fuk it. I would advice to stay away from that overpriced operation. Better off to get a well reviewed girl in your hometown for that price. They are a total crapshoot. Plus, she told me staci does BBBJ so theres that too. I would stick to massage parlor hunting, waitresses, and even strip clubs before I paid 4 k site unseen. 1.5 k pesos is a weekly wage, even in pv.Agreed. There are a few independents that advertise on Mileroticos. Very few. The key is finding them and, for the "uninitiated", here's what you do.
Click on the profile of a gal that you're interested in. Then click on the phone number. If a bunch of adverts come up listing different chicas, then it is an agency. If the phone number click shows only adverts from this particular chica, the odds are that they are independent.
I figured pvplaymates was geared towards the "stupid gringos". In my emails back and forth with them I found out the lady Melissa doesn't even speak Spanish a little bit. Thats crazy, imo and shows these are gringos taking a gringo sized cut. Plus, she asked a million questions and wanted to know personal info that no fukin way I'm givin to a pimp or maddam. Wanted hotel info, asked family questions etc. Finally I just said fuk it. I would advice to stay away from that overpriced operation. Better off to get a well reviewed girl in your hometown for that price. They are a total crapshoot. Plus, she told me staci does BBBJ so theres that too. I would stick to massage parlor hunting, waitresses, and even strip clubs before I paid 4 k site unseen. 1.5 k pesos is a weekly wage, even in pv.I was told Melissa is a girl that lives in California.
She takes roughly a 40% cut.
F*ck PV Playmates, I should have gone to strip clubs instead.
TwoInchTadger
04-13-19, 12:32
I just got back from Puerto Vallarta. It was easily the greatest weekend of my life! The girls there are ravenous! I came home with claw and bite marks on my back! But I have a lot to share, plus some stories that are too good to not be told!
First, I need to acknowledge a posting from June 2016 on this thread from Tomjackin that is far more comprehensive than this one. Also, redzonetours.com was invaluable! Read them!
The first draft of this posting was really long and self-indulgent, so here's an executive summary (all prices in MXN pesos):
1. King George's Sports Bar.
Cover: 0.
Lap dance: ?
Drink: $125.
Girl Drink: $250.
30 minutes in private: $2550 (but see full story below) + tips*.
Club appearance: OK, lounge with velvet chairs. Legit beds in the private rooms.
Talent: OK, 7's and 8's.
*I was asked to tip the guys outside the room both before and after. The first guy is watching my time, so of course it makes sense to tip him well. The second guy (the maid) is supposed to clean up the place, which I dunno why I'm tipping him other than I'm basking in my afterglow and don't care about anything.
2. Random massage parlor in el centro.
Massage + FS: 2500 + tip (see full story below).
3. Junior's.
Cover: $130 including a drink.
Others: I dunno, I didn't go in, the front man was trying his best to get me to go in though.
4. Aquah.
Cover: 250 (includes one lapdance).
Lapdance: 250.
Drink: ? (they didn't itemize my bill!
Girl Drink: $375.
30 min in private: ? ($4300 including my drink and probably an extra lapdance charge) + tips per above.
Club Appearance: pretty clean, sleek.
Talent: 8's 9's and possibly 10's (but watch out for one 5, see below).
5. Taboo.
Cover: 250 (includes one lapdance and a shot of tequila which they forgot to bring me).
Lapdance: 250.
Drink: $150.
Girl Drink: $375.
30 min in private: $3600 + tips per above.
Club Appearance: same as Aquah but more spacious.
Talent: wow. 9's and possibly 10's (I'm very selective about who gets a 10).
Now for the longer self-indulgent part!
My game plan was to hit the clubs in the Marina zone near Ave. Francisco Medina since that's where I was staying. I picked based off of my research King George's, Aquah, and Taboo, mainly because of proximity and reported talent. I did all my traveling either on foot or by bus. I felt fine walking at night because the area is well lit and well patrolled by police. Americans worry about the safety in Mexico, but nothing bad can happen to you in PV that couldn't also happen to you in NYC, Las Vegas, or Miami if you're out late being an idiot. *By day, I took a bus ($10 but need exact change) downtown. This way I didn't need to worry about cab drivers and misdirection, kickbacks, etc. Also, speaking Spanish is a huge plus because I felt like the guys were less willing to try to hustle me and the women were endeared to me more.
Day 1: King George's Sports Bar.
Not nearly as nice of a place as you might guess from how their website looks. But other commenters have said good things about it so I stayed. There were a couple of other guys sitting around the club and what looked like no more than 5 women out, but I think there may have been others in another room somewhere. They were all very cute, but I didn't notice any stunners. I was immediately approached by a petite Mexicana with pronounced Amerindian facial features, a 7/10. She seemed shy and demure, and she giggled a lot and had a very sweet face and smile.
So I went to the room with her and it was like they let loose a tiger. Time flew by and, in the midst of our passion. Knock-knock time up. I guess it's a valuable lesson that they don't believe in 5 min warnings here. So I paid $1500 for another 15 min on top of my $2550 for the half hour and we finished up. I tipped the lady at the top something, I don't remember, but I probably should have stiffed her for interrupting us!
Day 2: Massage / Junior's / Aquah.
For a variety of reasons, I was looking for a therapeutic massage with a full service ending. I was somewhat uneasy because, unlike my strip club research, I had very little intel and was basically doing trial and error. Realistically, there were probably massage parlors offering full service treatment in the marina zone, but it seemed more reliable for me to check out the downtown district and go from there.
Finding what I was looking for was ridiculously easy. I found a spa where two 20-something Mexicans with red lipstick were sitting out front and asked me if I wanted a massage. I said yes. I was led to my room where a different girl, also with red lipstick, came in and asked if I wanted a special massage. I said yes. She asked me pointedly if I wanted sex. I said yes. And that's all it took!
She was an average looking young Mexicana who could have been a cashier or waitress, maybe a 6/10. But she had a sweet disposition and a winning smile. By the time we had finished, I was wiping away red lipstick from all over my face and shoulders. She gave a very good massage too, and what really surprised me was she had sweat streaming down her face. She knew I was there for sex, but she still provided a professional-quality massage. Afterwards, I didn't even know what tip was appropriate, so I gave her $500. Why not. There are a lot of beautiful women in the world, but it's rare to find a woman who will break a sweat over you.
Anyway, day gave way to night and I was on to Aquah, mostly for the nostalgia factor, since I had an amazing experience there 10 years ago. On my way walking to Aquah, I was approached by the front man for Juniors. He was trying to sell me on $130 cover including a beverage. He was making a very aggressive push, which told me all I needed to know, and I proceeded to Aquah.
But nostalgia is the enemy of history. Other commenters have objected to Aquah's pricing and billing practices, so I was on alert for that. When I entered the club, I was literally the ONLY customer, and about a dozen dancers were sitting in the back looking bored. After I took my seat, I don't remeber exactly what the announcer said, something like "bienvenidos al nino" and I'm thinking, "who's the nino? A good looking but apathetic dancer took to the stage and started moving against the pole in the same way a grizzly bear scratches its back on a tree trunk. I was immediately accosted by another dancer (5/10) who was not hideous but was a mess of plastic surgery. She looked like she was at least 45, which meant she was probably closer to 55. I asked her where she was from and she said in spanish "I'm 100% Mexican" and I looked at her butt implants thinking "I dunno about 100%. " But if it wasn't so hilarious, I would have gotten up to yell at the manager. You have a room full of beauties sitting idly and this is the company I get? I tried to be nice too, I told her, "I'm sorry, you're just not my type," but she insisted. I caught the waiter's attention and said to him, "Yeah we're just finishing up over here."
The staff then introduced me to an energetic 8/10 24 year-old beauty with wide eyes and a curvy body. She also laughed a lot and had an enchanting smile but was more playful and extroverted. There was some heavy petting (which I think they charged me for!) and then we went up to the room. I had a bit of sticker shock when they just showed me on a calculator that I owed $4600 but that included our drinks. I think they added in a lapdance or 2 to the bill, which is fair, all things considered. She was fun, but there wasn't chemistry.
Day 3: Taboo.
At this point all my outings have had an element of stupidity to them and I'm starting to think I should just go to bed early. But then I remembered the plan, and I should see it through. Plus I still had $1000 pesos in my wallet that I wasn't doing anything with.
I had a mild annoyance with Taboo. Cover was $250. I handed over $300 and the frontman couldn't make change. So they seated me and next thing I know they're asking me if I wanted to tip the security $50. Uhhhh no, but nice try. They gave me my $50 without a fight.
On the upside, Taboo actually had some life there. Lots of beauties around and other guys there too so I wasn't getting swarmed. And the girls actually knew how to work the pole, which is a huge turn on for me. But I was immediately privileged to enjoy the company of one unearthly beauty. She didn't laugh as much, but when she did she was sincere. She came across as sophisticated, elegant, mature. What we did behind closed doors was extremely sensual without sacrificing any fire. I'm still figuring out if I give her a 9 or a 10. The chemistry was good so I sat down with her for another drink after and she suggested we go back in private for a second romp. I'll be spending a long time wishing I had taken her up on that offer.
So that's where my story ends for now. The girl from Taboo gave me her number, so who knows, I might see her again next year. Oh yes, I'm definitely planning for a return trip next year.
I just got back from Puerto Vallarta. It was easily the greatest weekend of my life! The girls there are ravenous! I came home with claw and bite marks on my back! But I have a lot to share, plus some stories that are too good to not be told! {snip} All I can say is Holy C. By my calculations, you paid about $12,000 pesos, which is slightly north of $600 USD (not counting fichas, cover charges, etc.) for 2 hours of sex with 3 different chicas. Really?
I understand the allure of the various clubs and the time constraints that many mongers have, but damn that's a lot of coin. An average of $4,000 pesos per chica for an average of 40 minutes per chica?
Being a married retiree here, that's my mongering budget for 6 months. LOL.
TwoInchTadger
04-16-19, 23:48
All I can say is Holy C. By my calculations, you paid about $12,000 pesos, which is slightly north of $600 USD (not counting fichas, cover charges, etc.) for 2 hours of sex with 3 different chicas. Actually it was $15000 counting the massage girl. I stand by my profligacy.
I just got back from Puerto Vallarta. It was easily the greatest weekend of my life! ....Not for me to tell another man how to spend his coin. The bottom line is always whether it was worth the effort and expense. Obviously, a very positive trip for you. PV has been evolving over the years. Easier to find pussy everywhere, and in the hinterlands outside of town. I love the looks of these Mexican girls, and in my opinion, only behind the Colombians in skill in the room.
P.S. You get extra points for your handle, LOL. Anyone curious should Google "tadger" and you will get the same laugh I did.
I am headed to PV for the first time this weekend for two weeks and I love massages with extra. I don't need FS but I may partake with the right woman.
I have read back a few pages and it sounds like Jacki would be an excellent choice.
I am not into the strip club scene but if anyone knows some good choices or massage places I am all ears. So far, it sounds like walk around and if you see women outside the shop trying to flag down customers, then that is the place to go to. Any other advice? Thanks.
TwoInchTadger
04-21-19, 22:38
Since the amount I spent is raising eyebrows, a couple of thoughts not unique to PV:
1. There's all kinds of potential for disappointment, bait and switch scams, and so on. If you are prepared to pay extra, you receive better quality. Nothing is ever guaranteed of course. But look at my encounter at Aquah.
I was at first paired up with someone I found unattractive, so I just turned her away. I'm not sure I do the same if that's my $2500 outcall who knocks on my hotel room door after arriving 1 h late. In my mind, it's worth it to pay a premium to be able to make that kind of choice.
2. I don't have access to a lot of attractive options in my present situation, so I feel like it makes sense to build up a warchest for an outting that takes place once in a great while.
3. Spending money on women is an entirely emotional and irrational decision. You want to spend your money wisely? Buy a fleshlight and put the rest in the bank.
Bottom line: nothing against others for taking a more economical approach, just this is what worked for me.
Since the amount I spent is raising eyebrows, a couple of thoughts not unique to PV:
1. There's all kinds of potential for disappointment, bait and switch scams, and so on. If you are prepared to pay extra, you receive better quality. Nothing is ever guaranteed of course. But look at my encounter at Aquah.
I was at first paired up with someone I found unattractive, so I just turned her away. I'm not sure I do the same if that's my $2500 outcall who knocks on my hotel room door after arriving 1 h late. In my mind, it's worth it to pay a premium to be able to make that kind of choice.
2. I don't have access to a lot of attractive options in my present situation, so I feel like it makes sense to build up a warchest for an outting that takes place once in a great while.
3. Spending money on women is an entirely emotional and irrational decision. You want to spend your money wisely? Buy a fleshlight and put the rest in the bank.
Bottom line: nothing against others for taking a more economical approach, just this is what worked for me.Personally, I don't think it serves any purpose to criticize another man's decision on who he visits or what he pays. The important thing is to share information on YOUR experiences. If guys have seen the same girl, or visited the same venue, and have tips on how to get something for less, then tell us how to do it. Otherwise, take the review information for what it is worth. I appreciate all those who share intelligence.
Ventured into Coni Spa yesterday. It's been a year since I've tried them. Last year I got a topless he for $850 pesos. This year, they are in a slightly different space, still near the original on Basillo Badero. A nice looking young "manager" (she was at least an 8) took me back and asked what I wanted, "Oral? Ass?" I said I was just looking for an hour massage with a he. She said it would be $1,500. I was a bit taken aback, but as I speak very little Spanish, was very horny, and have poor negotiating skills, I agreed. I laid on the table for something like 10 minutes before someone came in. She started on the massage, then started on the upsell. I looked up and was disappointed that it wasn't my 8, but a bit younger girl who was about a 5. She said she could do the massage "sin ropa" for another $500. Well, I know enough Spanish to know what that means, so I again agreed and she did have a nice little body and be+ cups. The massage was so-so, and she was at least nice, and enthusiastic about the hand job. But still. I couldn't help but feel a little fleeced even though I was a willing participant. So, is this the going rate these days?
Makon Make
04-28-19, 05:28
Okay I've searched the forums and researched a ton of stuff on here and I've noticed some of the places from a couple of years ago seem to be closed now.
I will be staying with the ball and chain two nights, Sat and Sun in Old Town and 5 nights in an all inclusive in the hotel zone.
I will be booking the ball and chain some spa time during the day so that will be my only chance to sneak away to play, I plan on visiting Coni but would love any advice on day time fun to be had, bars, local bars, streets to walk, thanks a ton in advance.
Okay I've searched the forums and researched a ton of stuff on here and I've noticed some of the places from a couple of years ago seem to be closed now.
I will be staying with the ball and chain two nights, Sat and Sun in Old Town and 5 nights in an all inclusive in the hotel zone.
I will be booking the ball and chain some spa time during the day so that will be my only chance to sneak away to play, I plan on visiting Coni but would love any advice on day time fun to be had, bars, local bars, streets to walk, thanks a ton in advance.Based on your research, what is your preliminary road map? I will comment on it after you post it.
Makon Make
04-29-19, 13:37
Thinking of hitting Coni while in old town but not sure about paying 1500 pesos for a he, possibly going up to Guatemala and see what is going on there.
In the hotel zone I have chatted with several women off of Mileroticas, skokka and Craigslist, been quoted anywhere from 800 to 4000 and most said they prefer to meet at Blu. May try LA because cruise ships will be in town while we are there.
So are the women on these sites legit? Jaki is the only one I can really find solid reviews on and she is older than I'm looking for, but will make an exception if needed. Also would love to find a good local type places, I loved what I read about Golden Boy but it seems to be closed.
Based on your research, what is your preliminary road map? I will comment on it after you post it.
Ventured into Coni Spa yesterday. It's been a year since I've tried them. Last year I got a topless he for $850 pesos. This year, they are in a slightly different space, still near the original on Basillo Badero. A nice looking young "manager" (she was at least an 8) took me back and asked what I wanted, "Oral? Ass?" I said I was just looking for an hour massage with a he. She said it would be $1,500. I was a bit taken aback, but as I speak very little Spanish, was very horny, and have poor negotiating skills, I agreed. I laid on the table for something like 10 minutes before someone came in. She started on the massage, then started on the upsell. I looked up and was disappointed that it wasn't my 8, but a bit younger girl who was about a 5. She said she could do the massage "sin ropa" for another $500. Well, I know enough Spanish to know what that means, so I again agreed and she did have a nice little body and be+ cups. The massage was so-so, and she was at least nice, and enthusiastic about the hand job. But still. I couldn't help but feel a little fleeced even though I was a willing participant. So, is this the going rate these days?Spent 3 months in PV this winter and spent a number of days out at the spas. Best recommendation is do not wait for them to ask for upgrades but set the tone right up front. I noticed if I waited for the girl to ask if I wanted extra service once they started they tried to milk me for a little more cash. Ask for a specific service up front and tell them expectations. Example, I went into lotus one day (by Rio Hotel) and asked for a sexy massage. When the girl came in she left her bra and panties on. I asked her to take everything off before she started massage. Also asked how long massage was so it was not a quick 15 min. And then roll over. I also make a point to say good massage, good tip. The Coni girls rotate places they work at. Either at serenity or Lotus or the one on December 5. Yes always nice to have a 8-10 give the service but I had a couple of 5's that I used the above process and Anna and Shasha put the extra effort into the service to make the service worth the cash. Even if they ask to upgrade to FS during the massage, set the price. Worse thing they can do is say no. If any one else needs extra recommendations let me know.
Makon Make
05-05-19, 04:06
Anyone going to be in town these days? Would love to grab a beer.
Makon Make
05-13-19, 16:58
Boots on the ground, hit Coni first thing this morning because it was a 5 min walk.
Two 6 ish women working. I don't know the name of the one I chose but she was cute. I speak no Spanish but got an one hour massage, topples with all the touching and mouth action I wanted and a he for 1000. Great massage and a pro at her job.
Jakers1980
05-19-19, 20:54
Any recommendations on where to go during the slow season. I'm here now and I would assume all of the info during the busy time will be the same now.
Any recommendations on where to go during the slow season. I'm here now and I would assume all of the info during the busy time will be the same now.The same places are all open. Las Antorchas will be dead unless there's a cruise ship in port.
Jakers1980
05-20-19, 23:24
I decided rather than screwing with the strip clubs and worrying about my terrible Spanish to just book with Jaki. Glad I did. She was amazing. Great body. Super willing. And a lot of fun. We went to blu (little short time hotel that you just pull into he garage) took an hour. I definitely enjoyed myself. She gives one of the best blowjobs I've ever had. I will definitely see her again.
Aftermidnight
05-22-19, 08:18
I stopped by Coni Spa during my trip to Puerto Vallarta two weeks ago. This was my second visit there, after visiting last year at this time also. Just like my first visit, I got an OK massage but great sex with a beautiful girl. Most of the girls I've seen at massage parlors in PV are very plain-looking but in my two visits to Coni both girls have been beautiful. The girl I saw two weeks ago was named Daniela. Pretty face, great attitude, and a killer body! Her boobs were amazing to suck on, which I'd estimate to be probably around 36-38 DD and all natural. At Coni their prices are 1000 pesos for a handjob, 1500 for a blowjob, and 2500 for sex. 2500 pesos to bang Daniela was well worth it in my opinion. What impressed with about Coni, in addition to the high quality girls they have there, is how honest they are. During my first visit there last year, I don't remember how much they told me a straight massage was when I first got there, but after I had finished my session I started to pay the girl up at the front counter for the cost of the massage in addition to the 2500 pesos, but both her and the girl I had my session with stopped me and told me that the 2500 pesos covered both the massage and sex. That really impressed me and I thanked them for their honesty. They could have easily taken advantage of the situation by accepting the additional pesos I had started to pay them and I would have never known. I'll definitely go back to Coni on my next visit to Puerto Vallarta.
Makon Make
05-28-19, 03:41
Okay I'm back and all settled in, a little rundown of my trip. I already posted on Coni, it was a fun experience but not sure I would return, across the road from there you will find a 40 something blonde who is pretty aggressive on the street to get you in for a massage, I went upstairs with her to discuss and she gave me the run down, I told her I didn't care about a massage I just wanted a CBJ and she agreed to 500 pesos, not sure of her name or the name of the place but she is directly across the street from where the Coni girls sit at the table, if she is there you will notice. I ran by Guatemala street one evening and nothing there seemed to be hoping, I ran by LA and it seemed to not be open that day, no cruise ship was in town so there is that. I ran several messages with girls off of the internet, one actually tried blackmailing me, a little weird but blocked them and never heard back, be careful with Whatsapp. The best part of the trip was when staying in the hotel zone, there are a ton of massage parlors between Office Depot and David Alfaro Road inside of this huge shopping center, I'm talking like 10 at least, almost all are doing 350 peso 75 minute massages, some legit, some not, Massage Iztel was the best, anyone offering 4 hand was great too. That was all of the places I got to check out, be safe and have fun.
Lovernotafghtr
05-28-19, 07:26
Just got jumped for not wanting to pay 65 pesos for bottled water. Yes I know I should just paid which I ended up doing.
I paid 250 peso cover charge which came with a shot. They were charging 4000 pesos for FS so I left. I was drunk and didn't think I had to pay for the water which I ending up doing.
Like an American I told them to call the police, the police was already there and he pretty much made me pay. He said he couldn't help me even after they jumped me.
The club is on. Av. Francisco Medina Ascencio. It shows up as Karma on street view. Its across from Villas varta hotel. Just do your self a favor and stay away from here.
I made a quick trip early May. I connected again with Ana from Los Antorches. She is in mid 20's, very attractive, GFE all the way, BBBJ, multiple positions, massage afterwards. I had her digits from a previous trip, otherwise, it would have been slim pickin's at LA the day I went. Couldn't connect with Jaki from mileroticos the last trip, but I did this time. It was well worth it. If your not into mid 40's up, she may not be for you. She came to the hotel, 1500 pesos was the fee, I gave a tip, about $10 US, maybe more. She is in great shape, has soft implants. Looks like a regular women upon arrival, so I avoided the guest fee. Great conversation afterward. I walked past Guatemala one night, I saw someone that I would have definitely been interested in, but was too tired that evening. Not sure how that area works. My visits to PV are mostly for a getaway, but good to have a couple of contacts.
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I Spent some time in Puerto Vallarta in early May. Cinco de Mayo and all the parties adds a touch of excitement to a party city it's like putting a cherry on your whip cream!
I was looking for a special girl to have a girlfriend experience. I checked out a website that I'd used before, Mileroticos.com and right there on the front page was this knock-out, Katy. She's white and very female, speaks fluent English, she's intelligent, and she has a quirky sense of humor. I contacted her and she came to my hotel. From her pictures, I expected a pretty girl, but she is a blonde hair beauty. Nice, tight athletic body, proportioned breasts and playful nipples. She is just an amazing woman.
Among her skills, she really knows how to please a man or a woman and I really needed the total treatment. She knew just what I needed and she gave it all to me.
I'm hoping that she won't be booked up when I head off to Puerto Vallarta in July.
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The Tanuki
06-09-19, 01:29
I was able to hop out on my own for a little bit during a 5 day stint in PV. Decided to head up Basilio Badillo for a look around to see what might be a good he massage. Having been to Coni last summer, I figured I'd try a different experience. No name I could see on the place. Right across the street from Coni, next to Johnny's Diner, there was a nice looking babe sitting out front so I stopped to see. Standard price of $1000 for a he so it was sealed. Got her out of her laundry for $200, except for the panties as Auntie Flo was visiting. Really nice tits and a great round ass to fondle. I believe her "name" was Natalia. Took her quite some time to get me to nut but of course she was able to complete the mission. During clean up the other girl came by. Quite a hot number! But no time or money to indulge again. Maybe next time, though I'm sure the girls would not be the same.
Stay Safe!
TT.
I am very excited to hit PV this July. I've been to other cities all around mexico, but never PV. I've read thru this thread and am excited to experience everything. I had really just 2 questions. How safe are the red districts of PV? Also, how do I contact Melissa at PV Playmates?
Thanks!
I live, work, and play year round here in Bahia de Banderas. Most days, a nice sensual massage with a happy ending is just what the doctor ordered. One of my favorite girls worked at the original Coni Spa location, where the girls would sit out on some chairs near the sidewalk at the bottom of a staircase that led to the massage areas, showers, etc. That said, I took a bit of a break, and last I went, the space was being remodeled for a different business. Anyone have any idea if and where they relocated? Grateful for any intel. Salud.
Just wondering if anyone has any intel on the new location of the original Coni Spa. My favorite he girl worked there and now I cannot find her as dropped by a few weeks ago and the place was being remodeled for another business and the workers knew nothing. Any info would be greatly appreciated.
Just google PV Playmates and it will find the site.
On another note, I have been in contact with Jaki and plan on seeing her.
SOG.
I am very excited to hit PV this July. I've been to other cities all around mexico, but never PV. I've read thru this thread and am excited to experience everything. I had really just 2 questions. How safe are the red districts of PV? Also, how do I contact Melissa at PV Playmates?
Thanks!
Just wondering if anyone has any intel on the new location of the original Coni Spa. My favorite he girl worked there and now I cannot find her as dropped by a few weeks ago and the place was being remodeled for another business and the workers knew nothing. Any info would be greatly appreciated.Coni is just a few yards east of the old place, now on the ground level, same side of the street. Check the prices before you go in, though.
BigMonkeyP
06-26-19, 04:25
I'm in town for no real reason. And it's a bit late to cancel. I'm a bit burned out with Medellin (and of course I'll be back later this year).
If you're cool and want to link up to hunt for chicas or meet for a beer and share intel, send me a PM!
I plan on meeting Jacki, joining a shared fishing charter, maybe visit a friend in Sayulita.
Or maybe just do nothing and keep myself busy with. Banging chicas?
On the other hand, if anyone has recommendations for a chica that would be good to 'wife up' with for 24 - 36 hours, please let me know, as I kind of like that route too. I speak advanced beginner Spanish, understand the costs / pros / cons and enjoy practicing Spanish with chicas and generally enjoy their company while doing fun shit, eating, beach / pool, and fucking.
I don't get there till the 16th.
On another note, what should a taxi cost per km? Hotel wants $49 USD for an arranged ride from the airport and back for departure.
SOG.
I'm in town for no real reason. And it's a bit late to cancel. I'm a bit burned out with Medellin (and of course I'll be back later this year).
If you're cool and want to link up to hunt for chicas or meet for a beer and share intel, send me a PM!
I plan on meeting Jacki, joining a shared fishing charter, maybe visit a friend in Sayulita.
Or maybe just do nothing and keep myself busy with. Banging chicas?
On the other hand, if anyone has recommendations for a chica that would be good to 'wife up' with for 24 - 36 hours, please let me know, as I kind of like that route too. I speak advanced beginner Spanish, understand the costs / pros / cons and enjoy practicing Spanish with chicas and generally enjoy their company while doing fun shit, eating, beach / pool, and fucking.
BigMonkeyP
06-27-19, 05:18
I don't get there till the 16th.
On another note, what should a taxi cost per km? Hotel wants $49 USD for an arranged ride from the airport and back for departure.
SOG.Hmm. I'm not sure. My only experience with PVR was many years ago on a typical cruise stop.
But my light research found notes suggesting from airport all the way out to the town of Sayulita (45 min away) was around 700 MX pesos. I calculate just under $37 bucks.
I'm staying in Zona Romantica, hotel advertises 20 min drive from airport. I also found reference that taxis to the zine I'm staying is around 300 MX pesos. I didn't check for any mentions of rates to other zones, like hotel zone, Marina, or Nuevo Vallarta.
Good luck.
I don't get there till the 16th.
On another note, what should a taxi cost per km? Hotel wants $49 USD for an arranged ride from the airport and back for departure.
SOG.Taxi's in PV are not metered. They work on a zone system. The typical fare within 1 zone is $50 pesos, 2 zones about $100 pesos. Always ask the fare to where you want to go before you get in.
Taxis from the airport are higher because all airports in Mexico are a "federal zone" and those taxis can only work from the airport. You can always take the foot bridge across the highway (about a 5-10 minute walk) and get a taxi there.
I don't get there till the 16th.
On another note, what should a taxi cost per km? Hotel wants $49 USD for an arranged ride from the airport and back for departure.
SOG.I don't remember exactly, but I used uber on my last two trips. Less than $10 to go to the romantic zone. Even when I used a cab from the airport a few years ago, around $10 US give or take. If you use Uber, you have to walk across the bridge. And, if I remember, one time I just walked to the road past the drop off area to get a cab to get less than the airport fee. May be a pain in the but if you have lot's of luggage, but not an issue on return. But always asked the fare before departure.
Hmm. I'm not sure. My only experience with PVR was many years ago on a typical cruise stop.
But my light research found notes suggesting from airport all the way out to the town of Sayulita (45 min away) was around 700 MX pesos. I calculate just under $37 bucks.
I'm staying in Zona Romantica, hotel advertises 20 min drive from airport. I also found reference that taxis to the zine I'm staying is around 300 MX pesos. I didn't check for any mentions of rates to other zones, like hotel zone, Marina, or Nuevo Vallarta.
Good luck.I just posted on someone else's thread about airport transport. Last December, I used an Uber from the airport who spoke English very well. I negotiated with him for Sayulita, it was around $35 for the round trip. But hard to find Uber drivers there that speak English, but with basic Spanish, you can negotiate as well.
Firebird119
07-20-19, 21:33
I was in Pvr for a couple of days and came a cross Katy. Very authentic, easy going, open minded and very pleasurable. If you want to have a good time with a nice companion, and also pleases some Sexual desires. She awesome for that! No rush for the time, nice conversation, kinky stuff and whiling to please and be pleased. Blond nice skinny shape, great boobs, nice butt.
I was in Pvr for a couple of days and came a cross Katy. Very authentic, easy going, open minded and very pleasurable. If you want to have a good time with a nice companion, and also pleases some Sexual desires. She awesome for that! No rush for the time, nice conversation, kinky stuff and whiling to please and be pleased. Blond nice skinny shape, great boobs, nice butt.Where did you come across her? Where does she advertise now that Craigslist is no longer running personals?
GeneHickman
07-21-19, 03:38
I was in Pvr for a couple of days and came a cross Katy. Very authentic, easy going, open minded and very pleasurable. If you want to have a good time with a nice companion, and also pleases some Sexual desires. She awesome for that! No rush for the time, nice conversation, kinky stuff and whiling to please and be pleased. Blond nice skinny shape, great boobs, nice butt.And how do we get a hold of her?
And how do we get a hold of her?She posts ads on Mileroticos.
She posts ads on Mileroticos.Have you seen her? The only two reports about her are very good but by members with just that one post. I hope she is for real but like to verify from seniors.
I typically goes to clubs, Massage places and used PV playmates a while ago. How is the general success on Mileroticos? Some of the girls look good. Anyone with bad experience?
Have you seen her? The only two reports about her are very good but by members with just that one post. I hope she is for real but like to verify from seniors.Yes, I have seen here. She was OK but the chemistry just wasn't there. She said she liked DATY but I wasn't able to get her off and I must've been down there for 10 minutes. She did a good BBBJ / CIM but not nearly as good as Jaki's.
I saw here back when there were still ads on BP and CL and I think she advertised on both. Yes, Mileroticos is very hit-and-miss. I rarely pull from there but when I do, I always click the phone number and see what ads show up. If there are multiple ads for multiple chicas, you know its a agency. And never, ever, send a chica a prepayment!
Went there this afternoon. Saw Jocelyn. Bit chubby for my style but massage and play was excellent. There were two other decent ones. One coming and one going. I came back at 6 PM and place was closed on a Monday though the girl said she will be there till 8 PM. Rest of the street was no good.
Guys I am hotel zone and it is a pain to escape to BB in old.
Town for a hit or miss. Anyone know of MPs near the hotel.
Zone. Not Antrochas please. He he.
Guys I am hotel zone and it is a pain to escape to BB in old.
Town for a hit or miss. Anyone know of MPs near the hotel.
Zone. Not Antrochas please. He he.Check out PV Jacuzzi & Spa on Ancla at the Marina. See my post at #2037 for details.
Only Me Again
09-05-19, 15:01
I'm about to wrap up an extended stay in Puerto Vallarta and want to share some of what I've learned and experienced about pay for play services in this wonderful city. It is low season right now; the temps and humidity keep many tourists away. The info below may not apply to busier times.
Strip clubs:
I've only ventured into one -- Paradise, on Blvd Francisco Medina Asencio -- the main north-south street along the beach. It is a couple kilometers north of the downtown area, maybe halfway from downtown to the airport. It is crazy expensive; dancers drinks are 395 pesos ($20 US approximately). Lap dances on the floor are a similar amount. Dancers told me the cost of a private dance, and it was so high I promptly forgot it. But the night I went there I saw many very beautiful dancers. If you've got so much cash you don't know how to spend it all, you could enjoy yourself here or in a similar club. But there are far better options.
Massage:
Massage must be one of PV's primary tourist-oriented businesses; there must be hundreds of massage places throughout the city. You can find two kinds: the everything-but type, and the everything type. You can tell the everything-but type by the white clothes the masseuses wear; it's almost like a uniform. The women who massage everything wear less-formal attire. You can also tell by the massage table. Everything-but places will have a folded sheet or towel on top of the massage table, to cover your body; the everything places have only the table. And the prices are amazing. Around tourist resorts you might pay 500-600 pesos for an hour-long massage ($25-30); in other areas the price can drop to 350 pesos ($18) for a 75-minute massage. And the quality of the massages in the everything-but places is very high. My favorite place for massages is the shopping center just south of the Office Depot across from the Paradise strip club; there are around a dozen massage businesses in that center. The ones towards the back are more likely to be places where you can get everything massaged. Unfortunately, the price jumps significantly if you want a happy ending -- and that's what the masseuse will say, as in "quieres un massage con happy ending? Instead of paying 350 pesos, you'll be asked to pay 1,000 pesos. But the masseuse will often accept less. But when faced with a choice of $18 for an amazing everything-but massage, or $40-50 for a happy ending massage, I often go with the cheaper option as the quality is so very good.
Most masseuses who do everything-but massages don't come within 2-6 inches of pubic hair, but I did have one masseuse who came right up to that area. I was writhing on the table, wanting so much to have her go just a bit farther. She politely declined when I asked, even though she had been brushing my balls with long strokes from feet to head. It might have been the most turned-on I've ever been, and the buzz stayed with me all day.
I've sampled one downtown massage place -- Best Massage, on the main north-south street, just a block or two from the Puerto Vallarta sculpture on the malecón. The masseuses are young and beautiful. The "relaxing massage" was 400 pesos; the masseuse offered a happy ending massage for 1500 pesos and full service for 2500 pesos. She wouldn't negotiate, and I went with the relaxing massage as the prices of the other services were ridiculous. It was a horrid massage. Don't expect a quality massage in an everything massage business.
La Antorchas:
This often-reviewed place is on Blvd Francisco Medina Asencio, just south of the marina, opposite the El Soriano grocery store. I stopped by twice; the first time I sat and conversed with the guy who runs it, who told me he had a beautiful woman working, but I never saw her, and after sitting by myself for 10-15 minutes after he got called off by his kid, I left. I came back a second day, and two women were sitting by the door. They wore lots of makeup and were quick to explain the prices: 1000 pesos ($50) for a massage and full service, plus 250 pesos for the room. So for about $65-70, you can do it all here. The women were less attractive than some of the masseuses, but for the price, I'd go here anytime. And think about the difference between Las Antorchas and all of the other options: $70 for full service here; $60 for a handjob at a massage parlor; perhaps hundreds for full service at a tourist strip club.
I'm about to wrap up an extended stay in Puerto Vallarta and want to share some of what I've learned and experienced about pay for play services in this wonderful city. It is low season right now; the temps and humidity keep many tourists away. The info below may not apply to busier times......Thanks for taking the time to write this Report. To all those who take advantage of offered intel, but do not give back to this Forum, I hope you reconsider. It is how we all learn.
I have a trip planned to PV in a couple of weeks and trying to be pre-plan appears to be difficult at best. I will try to share what I find, and appreciate any input. I tend to focus on outcall escorts for a multi-hour encounter as opposed to a 30 min session and dash. Any input on specific ladies or best practices to find this type of talent is appreciated and I will report back.
TIA.
Sky.
WantSomeFun
11-07-19, 04:35
Is the strip club 4 play located next to the farmacia Guadalajara in old town open this year. Heading down in a week and always had a good time there.
The amount of info here that it current is pretty slim, but today I was heading up the road when I saw a storefront that looked like it was a closed up business that someone had painted on the windows. Turns out the windows were painted, but the business was far from closed. The name is "No Name Spa'. It is located south of The Party Store in the building that serves as the entrance to the adult resort in PV.
I walked to be greeted by LuLu, one three cute ladies on duty this morning. She showed me the "menu", which started at $550 for massage, went to $1250 for HJ, $1650 for oral, $2250 for "completo".
I told her I would decided which service depending on how good her service was. She spoke pretty good English, nice shapely legs, cute butt, and nice, if smallish tits. The other two girls all had their positives and I would have been pleased with any one of them.
Surprisingly, the massage was very enjoyable and was a lot more than a little oil rubbed around just to get to the finish. On the flip, I chose the BJ, but she told me everything is covered. I had lucked into a nice MILF last night that was almost finished with vacation and wanted to get a little strange so my interest in working hard for a pop had waned. I don't like Latex condoms, and forgot to bring my own, so HJ it was. LuLu was disappointed I wouldn't do something more, but gave a pretty good HJ. I really wanted to bend her over the table and tap that ass, but it all worked out. She went full nude, but wouldn't allow my fingers to roam far.
I would totally repeat with LuLu, but expect I would have enjoyed any of the girls I saw. I will go back the next time I am in PV.
Enjoy,
Sky.
The amount of info here that it current is pretty slim, but today I was heading up the road when I saw a storefront that looked like it was a closed up business that someone had painted on the windows. Turns out the windows were painted, but the business was far from closed. The name is "No Name Spa'. It is located south of The Party Store in the building that serves as the entrance to the adult resort in PV......Sky.I have been to PV at least 20 times. I have no idea where you are referring. How about an address?
I have been to PV at least 20 times. I have no idea where you are referring. How about an address?If it wasn't clear, this was my first trip to PV in more than 20 years. I didn't take the time to write down the street address and am not even sure a saw a sign, but it was one of the main beachside street. I'll to give better directions.
I stayed at the Sheraton Buganvillas, walked north along the street that fronts the hotel (in the direction of the marina). After about a 10-15 minute walk I found the No Name Spa on the west side (beach) side of the street. There is a large grocery / general type store either just beside or less than a block away, and just north is a building called "Party Store" on the front, and I was not able to located] that store on Google either in hopes of giving an address. The building that houses the spa, is on the corner of the street with a sign that says the entrance to an Adults only resort, but I can't remember the name. I hope this helps.
I am coming back next week and hope to find something / someone that I can hire for an evening to have drinks, laugh with a bit and then get a decent fuck and send her on her merry way. I know this is highly unlikely, but one needs to have goals. I have been looking on SA to see if that will produce results, but so far only crickets. I would even be interested in a private massage from a MILF type if she has decent skills and a fun personality.
I have no illusions of success, but we will see. I might even get a massage in the hotel, which I am sure will be legit, but the girls were cute. I had tried to find the place in the Marina shopping complex, but must have gotten the wrong shopping area. I looked for the street that was mentioned had a lot of massage spas, but was not successful either. Only had one day, so not long to look around. The No Name was good and fit the bill, so I have that in the back pocket.
Sky.
My first time in PV and I did research mainly by going back in posts on this site. Many of those posts are now out of date. Also, few had actual addresses so the ones I got by googling may not have been correct.
Coni Spa. Moved?
I had Basilio Badillo 330 and "near the original" on that street. There was nothing at that address. There were two massage places on that block. Both with 2 women each, dressed in white. They weren't attractive to me so I didn't investigate further.
Coni 2?
I stumbled upon this on my way back. It didn't have a number on the door but was next door to 228 a on Hwy 200, south of Calle Francisco I. Madero.
It was one block from the old 4 Play.
It closes at 9 and a relaxing massage was 400 p. There was one woman not dressed in white there who told me the price and times. It was just closing when I was there.
4 Play. I knew this bar was closed but when I looked on google street view there was a new bar in that location. However, it is also now closed even though a couple of the silhouettes of women were still visible.
Best Massage.
Morelos 877.
This was the only place the first night was matched what I had noted. There were 3 women working, all dressed in black. Prices are 500 massage, 1500 HJ, 2000 BJ, 2500 FS. The options were given to me inside before the massage started but payment wasn't expected until I was done. Ana gave me a good massage but her ending didn't leave me happy.
If it wasn't clear, this was my first trip to PV in more than 20 years. I didn't take the time to write down the street address and am not even sure a saw a sign, but it was one of the main beachside street. I'll to give better directions... Thanks, SR. Check out my post at #2037 for directions to the FS spa at the Marina. Also, you might want to check out King George Sports Bar near the Marina anytime after noon or so.
I had better luck today. Great Expectations Spa.
Morelos 224.
It was there and the prices from the post I read were still accurate:
He 1 k. He topless 1. 5 k. FS 2 k.
Esmeralda gave me an even better massage than I had at the last spa and afterwards her performance was very good. She is probably in her 30's and has a nice body. She was working alone and had to interrupt the massage once to answer the door. Also, she was wearing not only white but a white uniform. She was not outside looking for customers. I guess the advice that masseuses dressed this way do not give extras is not always accurate.
RocksWithSalt
12-14-19, 20:52
. Great Expectations Spa. Morelos 224.
He 1 k. He topless 1. 5 k. FS 2 k.Thank you for the field research, I will be down in a few weeks and that is an easy stroll from where I am staying. Look forward to more reports.
Hey guys,
Just landed in PV. Looking for a decent FS place without spending a ton. And also a place that is good for massage.
Reading the posts here it's hard to tell which ones are good bet still. Little help here. Thanks!
I looked for two massage places previously reported on.
Regarding the "no name" spa between the Sheraton Bouganvillas and Party City. South of Party City is Office Max and south of that is the Mega supermarket. However, just north of Party City is an intersection with some businesses on one side (but no painted over windows) and a resort (Plaza Santa Maria) on the other side but I didn't see anything that said it was adult only. In the strip of businesses is Spa Claudio and inside there were 2 old and 1 younger unattractive women.
Two people posted about the many massage places in a shopping center south of the Office Depot on the main street. I found the Villa Vallarta which is indeed very large with many buildings to wander around. However, I only saw 4 or 5 massage places. A few had no people visible and the ones that were visible were not attractive women.
My first time in PV and I did research mainly by going back in posts on this site. Many of those posts are now out of date. Also, few had actual addresses so the ones I got by googling may not have been correct.
Coni Spa. Moved?
I had Basilio Badillo 330 and "near the original" on that street. There was nothing at that address. There were two massage places on that block. Both with 2 women each, dressed in white. They weren't attractive to me so I didn't investigate further.That might have been my post. Here's what I remember: it is on Basilio Badillo, just west of the Wings Army, on the same side of the street. There is a small, open courtyard, and the door to Coni was in the corner of this courtyard. That was last April, so things may have changed.
It sure seems like prices have gone up in recent years though. For the price of a $1,500 HJ in town, you can get FS at Anatorches, and often a simple massage comes with it.
It is on Av. Francisco Medina Asencio, just south of the marina, opposite the Soriana Super Playa de Oro supermarket, just north of Farmcias del Ahorro (street number 2740).
It says restaurant and bar on the sign (under Las Antorchas) but the inside is a shell of a building. There was a small bar and bartender but not much else. There were two women there who were the least attractive, older women I have seen on this journey. They were friendly and wanted me to take them both to the back but I got out of there quickly. This was at around 11:30 am and there were 2 cruise ships in port.
Address: 30 Ancla (the last unit of shops on Ancla on the left walking from the marina).
This was a real contrast from Las Antorchas. The building was pretty new and had nice facilities (showers, vip room) and 7 young women who were all reasonably attractive. (There was a sign in the window looking to hire more women between the ages of 18 and 30.).
It is open from 10 am until 10 pm and there are two shifts of women. The only negative if you are looking for bargains is that it is more expensive than other places I've seen. 800 pesos for a regular massage, 1800 pesos for nude, mutual touch, hand job; and 3100 pesos for full service. There are a couple of other options within this range. Also, I was given a tour with 3 women and if I chose any of them the price would be as listed above. If I wanted to choose among all 7 women there was an additional fee of 100 pesos. Also, there was one woman wearing a purple smock who was 300 pesos more because she had already worked that day.
Lea was very attentive and gave me a nice massage and a good time. After I was finished she continued the massage to fill the hour which was not my experience at other places.
Definitely recommended.
There were reports on No Name Massage at Venustiano Carranza, 354,2nd floor. It was reported that there were two women and only the younger one did massage with extras. I went there and on the door was a sign saying that due to the sale of the building it had moved to Jacarandas 391.
I went to the new location. The metal door was closed but a section of it was open so I could look inside and saw a small lobby / waiting area. Also there was music playing but no one was visible and I assumed they were in a session. From what I could see there was only one area off the lobby and it was separated by a curtain. If that was a room then only one customer at a time could be seen.
This massage place has a name (on the sign on the door): Ninja Massage by Cecilla Callejo.
Colombia 1422 on the second floor and there is no sign on the building.
It is a small, plain bar. I was there on a Friday at around 10:30 pm and it was dead. Two women (not attractive) and two men.
However, the streets around the bar (one block south, three blocks east, and on Bolivia near the Hotel Montes de Oca) were full of streetwalkers. I saw around 10, very unattractive women. One was agressive and followed me and reached for my arm, a couple spoke to me, and several gave me the eye.
There were some other people hanging out on Guatemala but in general the whole area was deserted except around the bus stops.
RocksWithSalt
12-22-19, 16:49
However, the streets around the bar (one block south, three blocks east, and on Bolivia near the Hotel Montes de Oca) were full of streetwalkers. I saw around 10, very unattractive women. One was agressive and followed me and reached for my arm, a couple spoke to me, and several gave me the eye.
This confirms some of the content of this Map, not sure if you've seen it.
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4092-Puerto-Vallarta-Map
Av. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2600.
https://kinggeorgepub.com/
It is open from noon until midnight.
The building is very nice inside and the staff were very friendly. There was no pressure but, of course, they did offer options to me.
There was no cover charge. A beer was 60 pesos, a lady drink was 290 pesos. I think a table dance was a similar price but I didn't get one nor did I see one. The price for a room plus a girl for sex was US $190. That was the only price I was given in US dollars which I thought was a little strange.
They brought over one woman who spoke English and I bought her a drink. She stayed about 10 minutes but I wasn't interested in more.
I was there in the afternoon and saw about 7 women. They were attractive but none of them really appealed to me. There are table dances in an area that can be curtained off but there is no stage show. The manager would bring girls around but they didn't seem to circulate on their own. The area is divided into different sections so from where I was sitting I often didn't see any women at all except when some were brought to nearby tables.
It is off the main road on a little side street along with Sahara and LA10. The address I have doesn't show up on google maps but a taxi driver should know it. I used Uber and searched for Sahara and it found it (it didn't know of Tapanko).
They were friendly and there were "almost" no scams. I followed the advice and made sure I knew all prices before committing to anything. The one dishonesty was when I ordered a lady drink. I was told it was 600 pesos but when it arrived there was a 50 peso service charge added.
The building was bright and new and is a strip club with a big stage in the middle. The music is loud and there is cigarette smoke but the ceiling is high so the smoke isn't as intense as at some other bars. A talkative MC speaks a lot in between women and songs. Each dancer dances for 2 songs, one clothed and the second topless. Some pulled down their g-strings. Their names appear on the video monitors along one wall. There is a one song gap inbetween dancers.
There was no cover charge. A beer was 60 pesos. A lady drink is 650 pesos but that gets you about 30 minutes of their time which is pretty good in my opinion. This is at your table in the main room and most will get topless and allow extensive touching.
A big lady drink is 2800 pesos and comes with a little sparkler. It is done in a private area on the top floor and lasts an hour. I didn't do this but was told you can get naked and do everything except have sex.
For sex, you can get a room for 2200 pesos. I think this was for half an hour. The room has a sink and toilet and an L-shaped couch. They will serve you drinks in the room, again 650 pesos. The woman I went with didn't speak any English (my Spanish is minimal) but she was attentive and I had a good time.
There were a lot of women there (20-30) and some were very good looking. I don't know how some of the women make money because a lot of the men just drink and watch which makes sense because of the high price for lady drinks. I was there about a couple of hours and would guess I only saw about 5-7 women getting taken. I am used to strip clubs where the dancers get showered with money and in Tijuana where the women circulate and get $1 tips for some groping. There is none of that at Topanko and most of the women just sat around.
This place seems relatively new according to the past forums. I'm staying in la zona romantica and there are a few masaje places dotted along the main strip of la zona. I window shopped a little but didn't see anything to my liking. Eventually I took a cab to Las Antorches but it was closed on a Sunday about 1 pm. The driver offered to take me up a little more ways to Ancla 30. It's near the Marina Vallarta. After stopping by a bank I walked up to the front door and was greeted by a beautiful chica and there were several more inside. I would say 7's and up easily (at least to me). They take you back to a room after showing you some options, tell you about the menu and the. You make a selection. I chose the completo con sexo why masaje and it was about 3600 pesos. A little spendy (I'm Most familiar with Guadalajara's esteticas but it was vale cado centavo. I chose Helena after realizing the first hostess wasn't available for the service. She was very pretty and had a very nice cuerpito with be cups and a perfect round ass. She had long black hair and full lips and small hands which I'm a sucker for. Perfect 10 for me probably an 8 or 9 for you all. She gave a great masaje. Probably about 30 minutes and then flipped me over. I was able to kid her body and suck in her tits and neck while she Massaged my dick. It didn't take too long before she offered oral and didn't disappoint. It was really GFE or about as close in México as I have had. She probably sucked me for about 10 minutes and then offered to ride me. She really fucked me hard which was amazing. She rode in too and let me suck her tits and grab her ass. I bent her over and had my way there. I was having a harder time finishing because of a medication I'm On but she gave me a great handjob until I exploded all over while she gazed up at me- keeping eye contact. It was great. I had a shower after and we had a quick hug and kiss. All in all perfect for a little rendezvouz. Of all the masajistas I observed I would say this place definitely has the more premier selection.
This confirms some of the content of this Map, not sure if you've seen it.
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4092-Puerto-Vallarta-MapThanks. I have not seen it. There are some entries I've not seen before. I wish it was possible to know when this was created.
Morelos 172 by the Rio Hotel.
Thanks to a tip by John Dough (and he's given me many other valuable tips; thanks John) I went there. There were two young, cute women and a slightly older manager (in her 30's).
Relaxing massage 500, happy ending 900, topless 1500, and more was available.
Gina gave a pretty good massage. Unlike other places I wasn't told about the extras and their prices until almost finished with the massage while on my stomach. After that was done she continued with a bit more massage before I flipped over. However, there was no teasing which is something I like. I have noticed that this hasn't been a part of any of the massages or if it has it has only been short, glancing touches.
I probably walked by it 3 times while I was here. Coni Spa (despite what I wrote before) is indeed at Basilio Badillo 330 in the Zona Romántica. However, it is on the wrong side of the street, next to 329 and the other odd numbered addresses. There is also a 330 on the "right" side of the street which is where I assumed it would be but that isn't it. Also, unlike almost all the other businesses on this street it is set back and you won't see the sign unless you turn your head.
Here are the prices: 400 relaxing massage, 900 HJ, 1200 topless, 1500 wore only a gstring, mutual touching encouraged.
Elizabet was overweight and not particularly attractive but gave me the most sensual massage I had while I was here. It was primarily a sensual massage with lots of teasing and she allowed full access to her breasts with both my hands and mouth. It was a nice change from the non-sensual, good massages I had previously that only became fun after the flip.
I also walked by Coni 2 (see below for location) and there was a young, thin woman dressed in a see through top (with bra) who asked me if I wanted a massage so that was also available.
I see Gina was mentioned at Lotus. Any one know if Carla or Shasha are still working at Lotus by Rio or Serenity (Coni) on Basillo Badillo.
They sometimes work out of the December 5 location too. Rotate some.
Previous post talked about no name spa and Lulu. I got into town and stopped there right away. Was met by lulu. Attractive, nice shape, fair looks. Brought out the card and I elected HJ.
I like to set up expectations and told her good massage and not 10 minutes and then flip. She said good massage and 30 minutes before flip. It was a good massage and about 30 minutes. I flipped and she still had her dress on. Reached for the prize right away. I stopped her and asked her to remove clothes which she did. Bent over and showed me a great ass and really good tits. Played with her about 2 minutes and blew the wade about the time she let me get my finger wet. She cleaned me up and continued a massage close and personal for about 20 minutes more. I think she felt sorry for me blowing so fast.
1200 was not a bad price. I gave her a good tip and she was happy and she asked me to come back again and I said I would and will.
More to come.
Previous post talked about no name spa and Lulu. I got into town and stopped there right away. Was met by lulu. Attractive, nice shape, fair looks. Brought out the card and I elected HJ.
I like to set up expectations and told her good massage and not 10 minutes and then flip. She said good massage and 30 minutes before flip. It was a good massage and about 30 minutes. I flipped and she still had her dress on. Reached for the prize right away. I stopped her and asked her to remove clothes which she did. Bent over and showed me a great ass and really good tits. Played with her about 2 minutes and blew the wade about the time she let me get my finger wet. She cleaned me up and continued a massage close and personal for about 20 minutes more. I think she felt sorry for me blowing so fast.
1200 was not a bad price. I gave her a good tip and she was happy and she asked me to come back again and I said I would and will.
More to come.Can you give a little more detail about the exact location?
Caludia Spa is right across the side street street. Might be Santa Maria Plaza near entrance to New Amber resorts. Mega grocery store is close. Beach side of hwy 200 If you google the other spa you will be close. Good luck.
Stopped by the old place that used to be Serinity and Harmony Spa on Basillo Badillo upstairs. People kept saying it was some other type of business, but not so. Coni Spa is still in court yard out in from of theater next to wings army. Couple of below average girls out in front at table. I walked down a couple of shop doors to like 330 and a slightly chubby girl in a uniform top was out in front of the stairway that led upstairs. She asked me if I wanted massage and I got right into extras and she said sure.
Went up the stairs and the whole area up there had changed. Used to have a crappy shower to the right and that is now a steam room. A couple of new Bathrooms with showers on the left of where the old shower was. Rooms changed a little on layout also. Got a sexy massage with HJ for 1500, which is pretty normal. Finished me up on the HJ and still massaged for another 10 minutes. Elizabeth was just OK but encouraged me to get my finger wet, I did. Saw a brochure that said Kinchi spa. She gave me another name. Walked by Great expectations Spa and a really good looking girl in her late 20's was outside and tried to talk me into a massage. First time I had seen anyone at that spa being aggressive outside. I got the impression from talking to her extras were possible. Will try another day. More updates to come if it helps anyone.
Walked by Ancia 30 at Marina I thinks it is called Vallarta Massage and a couple of really good looking girls were just inside the door. I was with a group so could not stop in.
Stopped by Dieciembre 5 coni spa located across and one block down from Portonovo Hotel. Attractive girl outside and went in for a massage. Tried to upsell costs and I got up ready to leave and she agreed to 1500 nude HJ. Nice breasts but about 20 lbs heavy for my liking. So so HJ but got the job done. Seems like quality has gone down some at the massage places. Will go back to no name and Ancia 30 for better stock.
Makon Make
02-02-20, 22:19
After last year we fell in love with Puerto Vallarta, we are going back in early May. I had lots of luck with massage parlors last year and was hoping to find some legitiment women somewhere other than clubs or bars. I'll be staying close to LA but not sure if it will have anything going on, would love mid 20's range, I can get away pretty much whenever I want, last year I got set up off of Mileroticos by a fake, don't want that to happen again.
Finishing out my time in Mexico I wanted one last go without having to run around to the various MPs. Most of the PV Playmates girls ask 3000 or 3500/ HR, which is steep compared to CDMX, but these girls in general tend to be younger, have really good bodies, higher likelihood of speaking english, and includes a obvious tourist premium.
I wound up making a date with Miranda after some back and forth over email. She never gave me her phone number. She was very responsive in emails, sent additional pictures when I asked, and she seemed like an attractive girl who spoke fluent english. We agreed to meet at Motel Blu, an hourly motel near where I was staying. The cost for the room was 350 pesos, or about $20. 1 HR with her was 3,000 pesos.
When she arrived she looked great, just like her photos except she has braces that weren't shown and has a tattoo around her belly button that was only visible in one of the additional pics she sent me. She was friendly enough, but a bit detached. No DFK, only pecks, and no BBBJ available even at an upcharge. She started with an average CBJ, nothing remarkable compared to what I'd had in CDMX. Couple positions later I came and we chatted for a while. One thing I noticed was that she didn't smell as clean down there as one would expect from a pro. I don't know if it was because it was a late afternoon date and she hadn't cleaned up beforehand, but was a bit unpleasant. On the second round she managed to get me hard despite the CBJ and then we finished again. Took a shower and got out of there.
Friendly and attractive enough girl, but for the detachment, price, and just overall experience I would not repeat and don't recommend.
Went back to no name again. Lulu was not there and a girl with good breasts but a few extra pounds was there. Good breasts and a little reluctant to let me get my finger wet but gave in. Was just OK for 1650 for a sexy massage.
Came back a week later and lulu was in. She remembered me from last time. She is attractive but face is maybe a 7 but body is a 10 for sure. Asked for a sexy massage with a lot of encouragement from her to touch and get my finger wet. Great ass. Decided to go for FS and she gladly got on top. Worked that for a few minutes. And decided to get her on her back. My the time we got done she was soaking wet all over.
Great time with a good effort from her. Will see her again.
This massage place is near the Rio Hotel on the Malecon. Probably in my opinion the best place in town as far as facilities. Has a nice shower and several quiet rooms. Girls are not 9 or 10's but put a good effort in. Stopped by and sueho was working. Gave her some prelim instructions on good sexy massage and good tip. She did a nice job on the massage and great tease on the package while I laid on my stomach. I was the one to turn over since I though I was going to blow before I had a chance to play with her while on my back. Good effort at least.
Can anyone recommended a good massage place in the area of the Crown Paradise?
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