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Blue Nose
10-17-04, 19:13
Ron,

Our situation is a bit different than that of RasSpewtin. As a US citizen, you don't have to carry a passport to enter the US from Mexico. Raz, on the other hand, should carry his since he is a Canadian citizen and is only entering the US from Mex. as a visitor. For this reason, CJ's advice about return ticket and pay stub is not a bad idea. Probably being overly cautious, but this is better than being detained by a BP agent having a bad day and being sent to the dreaded "secondary inspection" area.

Yeah, it can be difficult to keep it all straight, but in general when you enter the US you must do so as a US citizen, and enter Canada as a Canadian regardless of other passports held. When you are in Mexico though, it is essentially dealer's choice about which passport you use. You can travel on either passport, whatever is more convenient and will get you laid more often.

Blue Nose.

Country John
10-17-04, 21:25
I want to be care ful that I don't send the WRONG message about crossing the border.

There is NO REASON to be uncomfortable as long as your docs are in order. If you are in Ras's position (transitioning tourist) then it's probably a good idea to have the extra docs in your possession simply because transitionaries (just passing thorugh) are not as common as us standard run-of-the-mill gringos returning home after a trip to the Zona.

Look, just get to the zona, boink some princesses, and have a good time.

The border guys will be fine if your docs are in order.

Country John

BLUE NOSE: Tell me more about Selma. Height/weight/Hair etc.

Superman72
10-18-04, 23:22
Well Fellows, or should I say Brothers! I am new to the WSG. But I am not new to TJ. I have banged alot of girls in the AB. Now I'm going to start documenting them. I' going to bring my camera and try and talk these skanks into some dirty pictures. This way you guys can get a look at what's really going on! I have a few questions though for the veterans. How are the females towards taking pictures?? Is it better to go on a week day? Mon, Tue, ect. ? I would think it would be better to negotiate with a smaleer crowd. Somebody please respond.

Blue Nose
10-19-04, 02:09
Country John,

Selma at Miami is about 5'7" with heels (so about 5'3" - 5'4" without) and has a slender build. I would put her at about 110 lbs or so. She has very long (almost down to her waist) dark hair with no highlighting or dye jobs. She has a wide nose and a mole on one side of her face. She claims to be (and looks) about 25, with three children. Nice long, smooth legs and she has B-cups with large nipples. Hope this helps.

Blue Nose

Joe Hart
10-19-04, 02:43
I had a great time last weekend in TJ and I owe a lot of you fellow Mongers a big Thank You!

I may never go there again but it was an unforgettable experience. For you other newbies here some tips,

I did purchase some Cialis at the drug store as soon as you enter Mexico on the right hand side. I ask if there was any problemo with police and they said no. So I brought 1 pill for $12.60. Not too bad as I can atest that it does last for 36 hours. I'm an older guy and I never tried this before but wow it kept me ready all the time. If fact, it kinda amused the girls because it worked so good.

During the day time, I had no problems walking to the Zona. Thanks for all the directions here. I did keep my wallet in front pocket and my hand on top of it. At night, I used yellow cab at $5 per ride.

I had a great time at AD and did have a GFE with the one girl I met every night (5 Nights). The first night I paid $40, second night $50, then $40 the other nights. We had a great time together. Her name was Lisa. Long Brown Hair, probably about 5' tall with a great smile and personallity. She started at 9:00PM each night with Wednesday's off. If you can find her among all the beauties in AD I highly recommend her. BBBJ, Miss, cowgirl, rev. cowgirl and Doggie. I think Country John said if you found someone you like be nice to her and see what happens. That was good advise as I really enjoyed her. We had lots of laughs too. I'll be thinking about her for a long time.

As for pricing, I don't think you ever have to pay $60. I had lots of girls start at $60 and go down to $40 pretty fast. At end of the shifts, I had a couple of offers for $30 even. But, I was always waiting for Lisa.

I also enjoyed going to the Miami Bar where you could dance with the girls for one buck. While the girls there are not good as AB, there still are some pretty hot girls there too. Especially if you go next door to the Hong Kong Bar. But, I enjoyed dancing and talking to the the girls and some of the patrons. I do not speak any Spanish but did not find that to be a problem.

All in all, it was a great trip. Reading all the posts here certainly made it more enjoyable. Thanks again guys.

Enjoy!

Joe

Joe Hart
10-19-04, 02:47
I had a great time last weekend in TJ and I owe a lot of you fellow Mongers a big Thank You!

I may never go there again but it was an unforgettable experience. For you other newbies here some tips,

I did purchase some Cialis at the drug store as soon as you enter Mexico on the right hand side. I asked if there was any problemo with police and they said no. So I brought 1 pill for $12.60. Not too bad as I can atest that it does last for 36 hours. I'm an older guy and I never tried this before but wow it kept me ready all the time. If fact, it kinda amused the girls because it worked so good.

During the day time, I had no problems walking to the Zona. Thanks for all the directions here. I did keep my wallet in front pocket and my hand on top of it. At night, I used yellow cab at $5 per ride.

I had a great time at AD and did have a GFE with the one girl I met every night (5 Nights). The first night I paid $40, second night $50, then $40 the other nights. We had a great time together. Her name was Lisa. Long Brown Hair, probably about 5' tall with a great smile and personallity. She started at 9:00PM each night with Wednesday's off. If you can find her among all the beauties in AD I highly recommend her. BBBJ, Miss, cowgirl, rev. cowgirl and Doggie. I think Country John said if you found someone you like be nice to her and see what happens. That was good advise as I really enjoyed her. We had lots of laughs too. I'll be thinking about her for a long time.

As for pricing, I don't think you ever have to pay $60. I had lots of girls start at $60 and go down to $40 pretty fast. At end of the shifts, I had a couple of offers for $30 even. But, I was always waiting for Lisa.

I also enjoyed going to the Miami Bar where you could dance with the girls for one buck. While the girls there are not good as AB, there still are some pretty hot girls there too. Especially if you go next door to the Hong Kong Bar. But, I enjoyed dancing and talking to the the girls and some of the patrons. I do not speak any Spanish but did not find that to be a problem.

All in all, it was a great trip. Reading all the posts and tips here certainly made it more enjoyable. Thanks again guys.

Enjoy!

Joe

Pernel
10-20-04, 04:03
Having walked back at night and even early morn, I can tell you DON'T WALK BACK to the line. Take the Taxi Libre, which is what Pernel does always nowadays. Note... I kept a locking blade Swiss Army blade locked and open attached to a doggie chain which was held in my back pocket the whole way back. All pre 9/11 of course.

Country John
10-20-04, 19:18
Yesterday (Tuesday) was a sloppy day in the Zona for sure. Lots of rain, cold, sloppy.

The pickin's were slim but there were some very nice looking girls out just the same. I counted 15 girls out at 1PM in the alley. Constitution was just as thin. I was waiting to take my girl to lunch so I stood in the lobby of Cascades waiting (about 30 minutes) and that gave me a chance to watch the girls for a while.

INteresting to watch them turning guys down left and right (mostly Mexicans). Almost every Gringo got the green light.

Took my girl to lunch with DanTheMan who helped a lot with translating some legal stuff. Interesting time. DTM went back to his office and her and I decided to have a session. This time in her room at Cascades. I was not spending the night in TJ with the rain and the problems that causes.

Went to La Fogata on Paseo de los Heros. They know me there now. The park my car under the car port and I always seem to get my favorite booth. I have my english speaking waiter who knows what I like and the service is excellent. It's no 5 star restaurant by any means but I love the courtesy and service.

Got back to the Zona after dropping DTM off at 5PM and parked in the paid lot across from CC. Parking lot guy (balding, probably mid 50's with a mustache) parks my car (look for his lapel pin, I gave it to him about 6 months ago and he always shows it to me when I arrive). My girl and I walk up constitution to Cascades. We get to the corner and what do my eyes fall upon? DIANA!!!

Turns out she watched me and my girl walk up from the lot, holding hands, laughing, etc. etc. She was NOT happy and if looks could kill I'd be a dead man. She started into me (in spanish). Now I don't understand a word but she was saying "Who is that ***** you are with and I want to kill her and why are you not with me?"

She speaks no english but I told her "I looked for you for many weeks but could not find you?" To which she replied that she was in the "hospital."

Diana likes the crystal meth and she was not looking her best. She usually is a master with the make-up but she wasn't looking so good now. She looked better than the last time I saw her though.

So there I was. My girl had kept walking because she knew that "I'm gonna kill you" look from Diana. I realized that I would experience the same excitement that many of you brothers experienced in the past. Clash of the fav's. Jeez. All of this happening in the rain. Not a good thing.

There was no way I could tell Diana that I am sorry if she is upset. There was no way I could tell her that I was with my girl right now and could not go with her. She was looking at me like a statue, eyes locked on mine. Wow.

I decided that I would go with my girl and I told her that I would talk to her later. I gave her $50.p for some food and I pulled her into the store on the corner and gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. I said "later." She was NOT HAPPY about it but then her eyes looked at the floor and she bowed her head. I kissed her forehead and gave her another hug then walked away. She did not make a scene.

My girl was waiting for me by the Alley, patiently with a sly look on her face. I guess she was wondering which way the worm would go. There was never any doubt in my mind.

She immediately started in with the questions about Diana. I told her that I know Diana and there is nothing to tell except that I am not with her now and as long as I have her I would not have Diana.

She said "I understand." and left it at that. Not another word. So that was cool. Jeez.

Got to Cascades, she wanted me to buy a room. I said I will buy YOUR room and we talked a bit about that. She agreed and I paid the fucking fee and upstairs to the 6th floor we went.

My girls room is the same as the other rooms at Cascades. She pays $11.00 a day to be there. The room is newly remodeled though and very clean. The girls have no place to put their stuff. No dresser and a small closet space. I guess they don't expect them to spend a lot of time there.

The 6th floor has guards patrolling, and only they have the card key needed to get in the room. The guard got a bit testy seeing me there but she handled it quickly - she even got him to bring some beer to the room.

We talked about her life and how much she wants to just go home. She hates the Zona. She wants to get her situation taken care of and get out of town. I am helping her do that. We've cleared a LOT of obstacles just in the last few days.

After lots of conversation it was time to get down to business. All the time we talked she laid on top of me (clothed) in her bed.

The session was every bit as good as previous sessions and I will not repost that here, just read my last post.

The big difference this time was after 2 hours of glam slam, she pulled out and looked at me and said "I am going to make you cum."

She started into a bbbj and bbhj alternating and pumping me real good.

Then she said "I want you to come in my mouth." Then after about 5 minutes of that, I came like a porn star all over her face and in her mouth. Then she kept sucking me until I had nothing left. Very nice.

One thing that struck me was how clean her place was, the little room that it is. Also, how clean she is. Very sanitary. Very interesting. I'm sure they are not all like that and I was impressed. After I was done shivering from a world class BBBJTCIM she got up, got the listerine out and gargled, brushed her teeth,
gargled again, brushed again, jumped int he shower, then jumped back into bed. We cuddled and stroked each other then it was time to go (9:30).

I had to get to the car without Diana seeing me. If she caught me, then it would be another session. NO WAY. So I crept around the corners, got to the car and escaped the Zona last night about 10PM. Driving home in the rain was a piece of cake after my escape from the Zona.

Country John

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BEWARE OF ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND THEN DOESN'T DIE.

TJ Bob
10-21-04, 21:58
CJ,

So, you've given up on diana? i thought she was your fav? what happened?

Joe hart,

What would you rate Lisa in looks(1-10)? i've been able to get $40 for 7's, $50 for 8's, but no lower than $60 for the 9-10's(maybe some bonus extra's and 10-15min longer time). i really doubt you can get a 9+ for $40 at AB.

AsianDude
10-22-04, 07:36
This past Saturday I decided to take my car into TJ. The only concern I had before was the horrible traffic on the way back at the U.S customs at the border. With frequent trips to TJ I knew I could drive my way to zona norte. To my surprise, the traffic was light when I drove to the border on my way back at around 12:00 AM. It took me about 15 minutes to get through the border check point. No hassles from the US customs officer. It was a total breeze going in and out of TJ in my own car ! $4 to park at a parking lot in TJ close to CC and AB. I didn't have to deal with those annoying TJ taxi drivers. Anyone have any comments on pros and cons of taking your car to TJ ?

Beer Guzzler
10-22-04, 17:12
Asian Dude,

I've been going to TJ for over 10 years and every single time I've taken my car into TJ with relatively no problem. I did get caught once driving drunk from TJ to Rosarito about 7 years ago, but a little lana ($15 cash) took care of the cop. Although he did not know I had been drinking, he was taking me in for an alleged moving violation. Oh and another time got caught parking my car in front of the taqueria where cars where not allowed, minor ticket that I never paid because I switched to private plates little after that.

I always parked my car at the big parking lot across the street from El Toro or El Torito club (the one with the mechanical bull) on Revolucion which is only a few blocks away from Zona. But I think the parking lots close to CCs and ABs are relatively safe and should never have a problem being hassled.

However, I've never had an accident in TJ so I'm not sure what happens then. It is always safe to buy that 25 to 30 dollar insurance before you cross the border just in case. I did it the last time I was there.

Beer Guzzler

Country John
10-22-04, 17:59
I always take my car across. I ALWAYS purchase Mexico Insurance and when in the Zona I ALWAYS park at the paid lot across from chicago club and I've NEVER had a problem. Last night is another examplee, I left my caar there all night and when I arrived this morning all was cool.

Mexico is another country, not another planet. My advice? Drive like an old man (like me). Stories about other drivers and people "out to get you" may not be entirely false but I think the problem is bigger in the USA than here.

No problems to report. Just don't misbehave and drive like they do in those fancy TV commercials you saw.


Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

Rabo Verde
10-22-04, 18:40
You should always get the insurance, and by the time you do that, I figure you might as well take a taxi. If you go frequently, you can buy an annual Mexico liability ONLY policy for about $120 (Google MEXICAN INSURANCE ANNUAL), see. e.g http://www.mexicaninsurance.com/quoteMIQ.asp

Probably you need Liability only. Most U.S. Companies do cover your car while in TJ, check with your agent to make sure. BUT this will not help you with the cops if you get in an accident. Even if someone else rear-ends you while you are sitting at a light, if you have no Mex insurance, you are in for a hard time.

Matiz
10-22-04, 20:25
A quick trip to TJ on Monday and Tuesday was worth the mud, wind, and rain. What better place to while away a soggy afternoon than Adelita's? Warm, cheery, plenty of beer, a pocketful of cigars, and enough cash to keep me and a few chicas happy for hours. Really, there ought to be an Adelita's in every city. If guys in Boston, and New York, and Chicago, had an AB as a refuge from the cold, snowy winters, maybe they wouldn't take losing a baseball game quite so hard. Who cares if Pedro is throwing poorly or Jeter can't get a hit? They could always head to AB and be cheered up by a carefree young chica.

I wasn't at my barstool more than thirty seconds when Sofia from Cancun sidled up to me. On my last trip, she had spotted me as I walked in and I had pretty much blown her off, even though, looks-wise, she was right in my wheelhouse---early thirties, slender, large chichis, dark hair and eyes, and that kind of sultry but down-at-the- heels look that only slightly older chicas can manage to wear. I guess it takes a few hard knocks from life to give that kind of nuance to a woman's face, that serious edge that never really goes away, even when she's smiling. For me, it's a kind of aphrodisiac. Or maybe I just recognize a kindred spirit, someone who's a grizzled veteran of life's little skirmishes. It gives a woman some depth, and shows some spirit, and I really admire that quality in women and find it attractive.

Anyway, on my last trip, I listened to Sofia's sales pitch and then declined. I wanted to look at the entire menu before selecting an entree. But, as often happens, by the time I got around to choosing her as the "plato principal" (main course), she had gone home.

This time, she didn't remember me, but I certainly remembered her. As she made the case for going upstairs, she rubbed just about every part of her against just about every part of me. When I didn't take full advantage of the situation, she grabbed my hand and made sure it found something warm and round and soft to grab ahold of.

Upstairs, she was plenty of fun, but nothing for the record books. To paraphrase Abe, the world will little note nor long remember what we did upstairs. Still, I was quite happy with the results and had absolutely no regrets. Especially entertaining was her ability to contract her vaginal muscles. I guess she had been practicing her Kegel exercises, and the upshot was that, despite having two children, she was able to provide a very snug fit.

The story doesn't end there, though. The next evening at AB I was chatting up a chica I had just met when Sofia came running up to me and hugged and kissed me like we hadn't seen each other in years. Then she began this long monologue about how much she had enjoyed our session; it was the best session she'd had since she started working at AB; that she felt we had a real connection; that I "understood" her like no other man; and so on. Yada, yada, yada. She wanted to spend "more time" with me on my next trip. Uhhh, claro.

When she left, the chica next to me made circles around her head with her finger, the universal sign for "crazy". Then she mimicked Sofia: "Oh, Matiz, you're so handsome and wonderful and I love you and want your babies." Then she laughed. So did I. It was funny, I guess. You really never know what these chicas are thinking. Sofia didn't seem like a manipulator trying to play me, but I can't rule out that possibility. Or maybe she wants legal access to the U.S. Or maybe, as a relative newcomer to TJ, she is projecting her insecurities and needs onto me. Or, as the other amiga thought, maybe she really was a bit loca. The one thing I'm certain of is that Sofia did not develop feelings for me in thirty minutes of paid sex. Ten years ago I might have told myself that anything was possible. I don't feel that way anymore. Give me a nice, slutty, amiable ****-buddy anyday over a pro who professes feelings for me. It's a nice daydream for a rainy day but that's all it is.

A dancer on stage had the good sense to select a couple of Jim Morrison hits---"Roadhouse Blues" and, for her concluding number, "Rider on the Storm", a fitting song given the rain and wind outside. She was way too young to remember the Doors--probably didn't even know the name of the group. It had a good beat and was easy to dance to. Sometimes I feel like I've been coming her too long (fifteen years) and that I'm too old and have too many memories and there are just too many ghosts I have to contend with. I walked out through the curtain.

Outside, a light rain was coming down steadily--enough to get wet, but not enough to warrant a taxi. I walked up Revo, which was quiet, almost dead. The heavy construction between Second and Seventh was halted by the deluge. Big yellow earthmovers and backhoes stood idle. The middle of Revo was a muddy quagmire, and negotiating the sidewalks, with the wooden planking set down across the mud, was problematic. The streetlights were out, perhaps because of the construction, so the normally neon-lit street was uncharacteristically dark. Few customers had come to TJ and even fewer were out in the rain, making the street feel empty and dark and cold, like some frontier backwater, rather than one of the busiest tourist streets in Mexico.

I went into Manolo's, the "civilian" bar on Sevenths next to Skandalo's (the former home of Isis), and watched the ALCS while downing a couple of margaritas made from scratch by Lucero, the vivacious but increasingly ample cantinera. Manolo's juke box is a hodgepodge of American oldies and romantic Mexican songs. Some wag, evidently a Yankee fan, played Sinatra's "New York, New York" three times in a row, but even the Chairman of the Board seemed incapable of keeping the Sox from winning.

I teetered off my stool and went next door to Equipales, where almost immediately I ran into the dancer, Rosita from Veracruz. Rosita had dyed her hair back from blonde to its natural dark color, so I really didn't recognize her until she revealed her ample headlamps, which have prominent dark nipples that are unforgettable. After some hand jive at my table, we went upstairs to a more comfortable room.

Then things got weird. After we got "comfy", Rosita told me she had a fantasy. Que fantasia? Rosita explains: When I suck your dick, you say, "Shut up and suck, you beeetch." When I complain, you slap me and say, "just suck it."

Well, we got started and now I have new respect for DeNiro and Pacino. I don't mind a little role-playing, but my heart really wasn't into slapping her around. I know that there's an element of control and power---whether economic, social, or contractual---built in to commercial sex relationships. But it's always latent. And I like to keep it that way. I have no interest in pushing some chica around. Rosita must have sensed my discomfort at the implicit violence of my assigned role, so she suggested instead that, in lieu of slapping her face, I grab her hair and shove her head down on Matiz Jr. I gave it a try, gently at first, to see how she'd react. Each time I did this, or told her to "shut up", she would moan and complain and then suck harder and harder. She got really nasty, and just about anything you've ever seen in a porno BJ scene, Rosita accomplished with gusto. She gagged herself, she spit, she drooled, she did it all.

When we finally got around to the main event, she wanted me to spank her butt and tell her to fuck harder. Each time I complied, she got more energetic and worked harder. She would say, "no, no, ohhhhh", and howl like she was complaining. I would tell her to "shut up and fuck harder". And she did. When it was over, she grabbed a towel and wiped her mouth, which had a variety of unspecified bodily fluids dripping from it, and looked at me. "Te gusto?" "Claro que si." Then she started to giggle. I started giggling too, mostly out of relief that my Al Gore porno performance was concluded. Pretty soon, both of us were roaring with laughter. It was, after all, absurd. But, as they say, we were consenting adults and it was all in good fun.

Outside of Equipales, I saw an old acquaintance standing in the rain talking to herself. I first met Irma (the name she used when I knew her; now I think she calls herself Alexis), when she was dancing at the old Molino Rojo, one of the true sleaze bars in the ZN before it became a parking lot. Irma is mid-thirties, petite, fair-skinned, raven-haired, with incredibly expressive eyes. Great dancer's legs and ass; she was a very sexy stripper. She is also a confirmed coke-addict, and that addiction is steadily eroding her hold on reality.

When MR went out of business, she found her way to Isis and Unicornio, where I again ran into her. But her increasing drug use was taking an obvious toll. The last time I went with her, she was talking on-and-off to imaginary beings. What was worse, these phantoms were apparently talking back to her. I began to realize she and I were not inhabiting the same space-time continuum. After I paid her that night, I had left her sitting on the toilet in the bathroom, naked, crouched over a broken lightbulb, smoking her favorite junk, oblivious to my presence or absence.

And now, two years later, she was standing there in the rain, hair matted, dirty clothes, looking like a lost urchin. Which, I suppose, she is. She still had that same impassioned face and expressive eyes that suck you in. Eyes, unfortunately, that held absolutely no recognition of me at all. I smiled at her, but she just looked beyond me, so I zipped my jacket against the cold, and kept walking. I hoped the bright neon and loud music of the ZN would cheer me and drive away the image of Irma standing alone in the rain on that empty dark street.

Once back in the warm embrace of Adelita's, I settled in to a booth and watched the circus. Listening to the snippets of conversations and body language around me, I overheard nothing but suggestions about bodily functions, sex, and booze. What an environment---a true evolutionary regression. I wondered what the most lofty thought was that had ever been thought inside Adelita's? Hmmmm. I realized suddenly that I had just had it!!! Sad to think that so much brain power was put to so little use. But Adelita's is not a place where the "big brain" is as important as the little one. Perhaps, I thought, I should try to think great thoughts while I was sitting there doing nothing. You know, add to the overall quantum of human knowledge.

But, sadly, just as I was on the brink of intellectual greatness, Sonia from Chihuahua, sans underwear and big boobs straining to break out of her skimpy top, slip into my booth and slipped her hand in my lap. I sank back down into the primordial ooze of lust. Plato, Kant, Nietzsche, Lao Tzu, can rest easy for tonight at least.

My own private joke is that Sonia is the source of the exclamation, "Ay! Chihuahua!" She reminds me of the 70s porn star, Kay Parker. For those of you too young to remember, she was a tall, big-busted, elegant-looking woman who projected a very sophisticated, mature image that contrasted with her on-screen nastiness. She had a lush, hourglass figure that those of us that grew up lusting after Monroe and Mansfield and Tempest Storm and Uschi Digard still admire over the young, silicone hardbodies.

Sonia is a true throwback to the voluptuous ladies of yore. She is about 5'8", big-boned, huge-breasted, and her face even looks like Kay Parker's. Though she looks like she's sophisticated, she's really just a big, friendly farm girl from the sticks of Chihuahua. She buries the needle on the Nasty Meter during our sessions. There isn't a square inch of her skin I haven't covered with some substance or probed with something. She is a real "can-do" provider, always ready to do whatever it takes to make the customer happy. In my case, that isn't much. But it's really great knowing a chica like her because you know that whatever else happens, you'll have a happy ending with her. All you young guys who like trophy ****s and 18-year-old waifs can forget about her. But if you grew up lusting after Gina Lollabrigida or Sophia Loren, Sonia is worth a trip upstairs. Just make sure that afterward she washes herself all over so the rest of us won't be grossed out.

Desert Dude
10-22-04, 22:40
Bowhunter,

So you met Candy! One of my all time most awesome memories of TJ. She was my first, some helpful gringos steered me toward her as I was having a beer. Must have looked like a deer in the headlights. She blew my mind. Went back a few weeks later, took her hupstairs for a full hour, with a little vitamin V working. She was again totally amazing, nice and fun. Haven't been there in the daytime for a while, but might just look for her in that flowered sundress again when i do. If you like chicken, there's a great place at the top of the hill. Take a left, toward Revo, it's on the right. Looking at it, the fryer is on the right, cooler is in the back wall, two rows of stools on the left. Leg/thigh, beans, cabbage, salsa, corn torts, like $1.75. Place always has some people there.

Blue Nose
10-23-04, 01:57
Asiandude & Others,

Driving in Mexico is really no big deal. The traffic laws are basically the same, and the hardest part - like driving anywhere new - is navigating correctly. The traffic in TJ can be pretty heavy sometimes also, especially between Revolucion and the border. The first time you go, just take it easy and drive slowly. After a while, you'll be handling it like a pro. Just watch the potholes and park in a secure area!

If the traffic is really bad at the San Ysidro crossing, you may consider crossing at Otay Mesa. This is where the commercial traffic crosses, and there is generally a much shorter wait at the border there. Best place to cross IMHO is at Tecate, but this is way out of the way as it is about 40 miles east of TJ. Good if you are coming from Ensenada though as there is usually less than 5 minute wait time. During especially busy times (i.e holiday weekends) you will definitely want to consider Otay Mesa.

Mexican Insurance is easy to obtain. You can get it right when you cross or purchase in advance at AAA. The AAA rate is on average $15 per day for short stays. You can buy in advance if you know exactly when you will be crossing into Mexico as it only becomes "active" on the date and time you specify. Take your existing Cal. registration into AAA if you want to do this.

Blue Nose

Juan Diego
10-23-04, 02:37
Is anyone interested in going down to TJ this weekend? I'm willing to drive.

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to add standard capitalization throughout the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no capital lettering. Thanks!

Coors Lover
10-23-04, 02:45
I read everyones response to this with interest. One of my first trips down there years ago I drove my late model Volvo across and bought all kinds of liquor and upon leaving learned you could only bring one bottle back, so the rest were put into my storage compartment with the tools. Never got checked so no duty. I guess with the new 9/11 policing everything now changed.

I now have been driving to border and paying $7.00 parking and walking to taxi stands and $5.00 to AB and then $5.00 back to border and I make sure they will go all the way to entrance and not just back to taxi stand as the 2 block walk is still a possible mugging.... I learned to do this as I was mugged on Revolution at around midnight right in middle of street by 3 dudes and nobody was brave enough to help... right in front of taco stands got choke holded from behind.

I fought back when caught breath and landed punch on jaw and kicked another in nuts and then the third one ran, lost money in front pocket, and my backpack and hat and sunglasses and watch but didnt get wallet, sitting on it when fell back, or my walkman in fanny pack.

Suffered torn knee ligament. MCL no surgery but out of NFL action (haha) for 5 months. Guy fell on my leg from behind just like that Rams QB did, then Warner got into play and then took team to Super Bowl. We both suffered MCL partial tears. Cant remember that guys name...anyone?

So maybe if have an older car could drive to TJ. Insurance questions have already been addressed, but I wouldnt walk after dark. I even talked to a lady who was drug into an alley and robbed in daylight. The word Drug was used on purpose.

tjfooker
10-23-04, 21:55
Juan Diego,

I might be interested. I need to place some bets on the football games tomorrow.

PM me back

Eagleman
10-24-04, 02:29
Matiz great story, what a way to spend a rainy day. My hats off to you bro. Keep up the good work.

Eagleman

Country John
10-24-04, 04:13
Had two days between TJ and Mexciali on Thursday and Friday. Went to Mexciali on Thursday, extended the stay and hooked up with my girl upon my return.

Cruised into Miami and she was alone doing the dollar dance. I turned up my collar and tried to disguise my self (to escape Diana) but when I got into the club, no disguise could hide me from my girl.

She took me by the hand and led me to Honk Kong, where she said "You had a long day and you need a beer." Got me two beers for one (EVEN AFTER 2 FOR 1 HOURS) and she got one for herself. She sipped slowly, removed my jacket in the booth, rubbed my nuts and massaged my back, working the knots. Kissed me, hugged me etc. Great.

I said "I have to stay in TJ tonight but I have no place to stay." She said "OK, you stay with me in my room but you have to buy the room or they won't let you come up with me." She said " I want to make love to you." I told her "but I have not too much money." She said "I don't want your money tonight honey, I am almost finished with my shift and I want to be with you."

I finished the first beer, she was sipping hers and "shooing" the waiters and other vendors away and rubbing my back.

I had a long fucking day. got to TJ at 9AM, drove to Mexicali, then had to drive back to TJ, then back to Mexicali the next morning. I was rode hard and put away wet. The weather didn't help. The rain had subsided but the mess was still out there.

It was about 8PM when I got to Miami. The choice was check into a hotel and get some sleep or have a session with my girl. I opted for the session but didn't expect to TLN in her room since she has issues with TLNs.

I also had to talk to her about some legal issues I'm working on and to deliver a cel phone so I can be in touch and enable her to receive calls from the USA. (I made sure that the cel phone will not work for international calls and that the on board chip is proprietary so they can't hack into it.) I also check the phone bill every day for activity and I can turn the thing off online.

Finished our beers and got out of the club, heading upstairs to Cascades. she took me into a little clothing shop next to the check in desk. Showed me several things she was interested in. One was a pair of embroidered bluejeans that were very cool. they were also a bit pricey ($45.00) . I asked her if she would like them, she said "Yes honey but I do not want you to buy them, I will get them when I have the money."

She pushed me out of the store and into the elevator, up to the 6th floor, to her room. Inside, she ordered some beer and some food (she paid) and proceeded to undress me and put me in bed. She tucked me in and we waited for the room service to arrive.

We had dinner, shared a beer and she undressed and slipped under the covers with me.

We DFK's and had a 2-1/2 hour session that was at least equal to the previous posts so I'll not repeat all that here.

The night was interesting to say the least. It's a wonder how these girls sleep at all. Tropical has some kind of advertisement that BLASTS every half hour or so and it sounds like the mutherfuckers are under the bed. That and the general noise from the street, the cops, the traffic, the sounds of the zona makes a decent night's sleep hard to come by.

Salma and I hugged all night and the feel of her soft skin next to me was a delight. I lay awake and looked at her in the light that shone through the blinds of her room. Her skin glowed and she looked so peaceful as she slept, far removed from whatever circumstances brought her to the zona in the first place.

I was sorry for her, for the decisions she made and sorry for the difficulties she faces; survival in the Zona is a problem she faces every day. As she slept, she looked like any other girl, beautiful and at peace.

I the morning, I slipped in the shower and spent about 15 minutes scrubbing up. I figured I'd give her plenty of time to go through my wallet and my pants if she was into that. I knew exactly how much I had and I was going to check it when I got out.

I'm happy to say, everything wwas in place, no money missing, everything was cool. She hated to see me leave, long embrace, all that.

I crept to the parking lot, got my car and headed to DanTheMan's office. As I was driving I called the cel I left for her. She answered, sounded great and told me she will respect my gift to her and not abuse it. I told her to call me any time.

The drive to Mexicali on the toll freeway was good. Got there, got the job done and got home about 10:30, settling in next to the wifey.

I'll be in TJ again in a few weeks, hopefully another TLN with my girl.

Country John

Bear Foxtrot
10-24-04, 06:51
Hey guys,

I haven't been in Tijuana for a while and I'm kinda getting worried. You see, when I can't make it there, I use the board to keep tabs on my favs. This is why I'm worried. I haven't seen or heard anything about La Famosa Tania in a looong time. So can any of you guys help me or give me some info?

Thanks,

Alexios

JD de Moca
10-24-04, 07:35
I read everyones response to this with interest. One of my first trips down there years ago I drove my late model Volvo across and..

Suffered torn knee ligament. MCL no surgery but out of NFL action (haha) for 5 months. Guy fell on my leg from behind just like that Rams QB did, then Warner got into play and then took team to Super Bowl. We both suffered MCL partial tears. Cant remember that guys name, anyone?

So maybe if have an older car could drive to TJ. Insurance questions have already been addressed, but I wouldnt walk after dark. I even talked to a lady who was drug into an alley and robbed in daylight. The word Drug was used on purpose.

Current Kansas City Chiefs' QB Trent Green.

Happy Hunting,

JD

Pablo for Fun
10-24-04, 08:06
Matiz,

Really enjoyed your report. Very narrative story telling.

Derk
10-24-04, 10:56
I used to visit TJ twice a month a couple of years ago, I even got to the point of going once a week and staying for 3 days in a row. Back then it had more appeal since I had not yet discovered the rest of the world. having raised my expectations TJ no longer appeals to me like it used to. Im not posting this to ruin anyone's party but to share my views about world prostitution. In my hay day I visited just about every border town from TJ to Reynosa. I searched for the best Mexico had to offer those just over the border.

Having visited just last night during a peak period "Saturday from 6pm to 11pm" It became apparent that things have changed. CC was basically dead most of the night, nothing like it was years back. AB the new kid on the block and has been for several years now seems to be on top. Prices have risen to an average of $60 for a session plus the $11 for the room, add in $10 round trip taxi fare and TJ is no longer the bargain it once was. Why do we go? Well it's there, it's tolerated which is more then what we have in the US. Prices are less expensive then our only legal option "Nevada". Some of us have a thing for them Latina's too.

But hey kissing is rare, so is bbbj, mechanical sex is common and GFE, well not what im used to. There are different standards of this world wide from what i've found traveling.

The other thing is many of the women in TJ dress the part of a hooker, to the point that they look more slutty then attractive. Some of the plastic sugery you see is so over kill you can't help but laugh. Hey I know most hookers play the game and act the part to get your money, but some are better at this game then others and at least the good ones get you to almost believe they are into it.

For those that have never been, TJ is like a "ZOO", the streets are filled with poverty, grime, odd balls with normal folk mixed in. One needs to learn the ropes as take the wrong turn and head down a dark alley could lead you to a hazard. There are stories of police giving hard times to visitors, almost every street has the salesman pushing his club or bar. Bands playing, kids selling gum and shine boys with portable shoe shine boxes. Drunks both domestic and imported lurk the streets. What a place to put a brothel?

Supply and demand seem to change things in the regular world but in the Zona Rosa there are other rules. For instance the parking lot just over the border on the US side near the Jack in the Box used to charge $8 for 12 hours on weekends. Rates had slowly gone up as this was one of the closer lots near the Mexico exit. However a few years ago when another lot opened just behind this lot and charged only $5, the $8 lot lowered it's rate to $4. Simple supply and demand. While back a few years when TJ appeared to be more popular with Hong Kong Bar, Chicago Club and Adelita Bar being some of the top bars their were also many other clubs that did well, Pollo, NY, Manhattan etc. Now all the focus seems to be on AB, well at least from recent visit. Yet prices have gone up. While we easily change parking lots to save a dollar or two we go to where the action is at the clubs.

I now prefer to add airfare and travel 10 or more hours to find my fun. Yes, that leaves more for all you guys that enjoy TJ. Hey if it works for you, more power to you. But hey, don't stop looking and trying other places as you might change your own standards if you sampled something else and something to compare things to. This site is an example of a place u can find such other places where you can expand your tastes. There is Canada, Cuba, Costa Rica, South America, Europe and Asia.

Oh I may be back in TJ some day, I look back when I enjoyed it, I think of it now as just a phase, but so is life, a bunch of phases we go thru. What would life be like without these little adventures?

Then again I could have it all wrong, someone tell me if there are better places and prices to be had in TJ that I may have missed?

RasSpewtin
10-25-04, 20:59
Summary:
Lots of pretty girls, most of whom are found in Adelita’s. Most of them have breast implants and ass jobs. Some of them are a lot of fun, if only for 30 minutes or less.

Day One:
Stayed at the Holiday Inn in National City on the advice of my good host Jeff Spicoli, a buddy that I met on a Thailand members board. Conveniently situated a 5-minute walk from the TJ trolley. The hotel was also just minutes away from the Trophy Lounge, a bar frequented by marines and some well- used Filipina pussy. More on the latter later. This hotel charges $80 per night for the room plus taxes, and is clean enough for the intended purpose, which is to sleep and shower when you aren’t busy in TJ.

Jeff and I arrived at the border at 8:30 pm on a Wednesday night. We parked a block in a hotel lot just north of the border, for a charge of four dollars. From there we walked across the border via the overpass. I was surprised that there is no border guard checking any travel documents as you enter Mexico; you literally just walk on in. I guess there aren’t too many people defecting to Mexico these days.

Grabbed a Taxi Libre, which is about a block south of the first taxi stand that you will see. A note to Newbies, walk past the short block of Farmacias (pharmacies) that are on our right hand side. You will see the Taxi Libre drivers parked along the road, just past these drug stores. You can recognize these cars as being all white with orange trim, and they have a taxi dome light on top. Take the Taxi Libre only, not the plain yellow taxis. Sit in front of the cab, if you sit in back it is apparently a give-away that you are a Newbie. Although you are, you really don’t want anyone (including the girls) to know it.

Our first stop was the Chicago Club, which was very slow at this time of night (around 9 pm). There were 10 or so girls sitting along the bar, and a few were occupied guys buying them drinks. We finished out first round, and headed over to Adelita’s.

Adelita’s was hopping, and according to Jeff this was considered a “slow night”. There were 30 to 40 girls, ranging in looks from 5 to 9, with the occasional 10 later at night. I was really surprise by the number of the girls that have ass jobs. I am talking about obviously embellished posteriors, looking like two giant coconuts about to fall off the tree. Somewhere around 40-50% of the girls appeared to have ass jobs, and maybe twice that many had boob jobs also. I seldom take a girl that has a boob job, so I settled in for a couple of drinks and some serious browsing.

I ended up picking a sweet and friendly girl (without enhancements) named Tanya with shiny black hair, a tank top and blue jeans. I did not choose well. Some numbers for those interested:
Face = 9
Body = 6
Attitude downstairs = 8
Attitude Upstairs = 4
Performance = 5
Cost =$60, she held firm on that despite my negotiations.

When she disrobed, I could see that her doctor had bestowed a rather nasty caesarian scar upon her. This was a major turn off, and I remembered that I had broken my rule of always checking out the tummy beforehand. The lousy marks for her performance are the result of her annoying habit of holding onto the condom to make sure that it stayed on during 100% of the act. This is not only annoying, but stupid, because all she was doing was risking the chance of tearing it with her finger nails. When the act was done, I did indeed notice a bit of rubber under one of her fingernails, from the rubber around the rolled-up portion. No, it did not break, however.

Later in the night, around midnight, there were quite a few stunners in the AB. In particular there was a statuesque blond with a prefect-looking body who I dearly would have loved to sample. She looked like the perfect example of a tall Swedish blond, except she was from Guadalajara. Just a beautiful example of some of the incredible variety available in Mexico.

After that, we went for a tour of the alley behind the bar. It was raining that night, so I only saw around 20 to 30 girls at most. None of them were great looking, but judging from many comments to the contrary on the board, I can only assume that I caught them on a bad night.

Last stop of note was a strip club on the street behind the AB, I believe it was the Miami club. There was a lesbian show at 11 that night, complete with shaving foam and beer bottles. The girls were into some interesting interactions with the guys in the crowd.

Day 2:
Arrived at Adelita’s at 3:00 in the afternoon. The place was almost as busy as it had been the night before. Again, there were somewhere around 30 to 40 girls in the place. My goal was to take my time, leisurely drink a few beers, and pick a girl that was friendly, all-natural, and would take $40. In walked Marcia. She was tall, pretty, and I really liked the way that she hugged me and whispered in my ear only moments after I had met her. She “gave off a really good vibe” for lack of a better phrase, and I interpreted this as a sign of good service to come.

She asked for a drink, but I admitted to her that I was more interested in going upstairs. I offered her $40 if we went up right away. She countered with 50, but then agreed on 40 when I reminded her that this was the afternoon, after all.
Face = 8 or 9
Body = 8
Attitude downstairs = 9
Attitude Upstairs = 8
Performance = 8
Cost =$40. She insisted on the money up front, but this is not always a sign of bad service.

Marcia had great eye contact as she locked lips on my happy little brother. She held that eye contact throughout every position. She did a great cowgirl, and during flat doggy style I had to brush her hair aside so that I could admire that beautiful face and eye contact while thrusting. I held on for about 15 minutes, and had a great ending with her.

After the act was done, we still had 10 minutes left on the clock, but she insisted on cleaning up and leaving immediately thereafter. Perhaps this is one of the consequences of paying up front. I had wanted to tip her $20, but changed my mind at that moment and gave her a smaller tip instead. She seemed a little insulted by this. In hindsight, I would either tip $20, or not at all.

After cleaning up and exiting the room, it was time to get some grub. The tacos in TJ are really great, and the best ones can be found right on the street. There was a place that served good and cheap tacos at the corner to the left as you exit the AB; 20 pesos or $2 for two tacos. Next to the taco stand was a stand that offered fresh seafood Ceviche for 25 pesos; great eating for fast food. Just next door to the Chicago Club is a really good taco restaurant also, but the cost is about 2 times of what it is on the street. At the corner next to the CC was a stand that served Berria style tacos reminiscent of what I used to eat in Guadalajara.

Raz

Blue Nose
10-26-04, 03:25
Was in the zona this weekend, and had a great time, as always. I got there earlier than I usually do on Saturday, so I decided to walk from the border. It was a nice day, and the street vendors and Farmacia hawkers were out in full force. Just for fun, I did one lap on Revolucion, and then walked back along Constitutcion towards the zona. Did not go for my usual massage at Aztec, and I have basically given up all hope of finding an "in between" massage parlor in TJ: you are either stuck with Aztec with just a massage, or you go to a FS prlor where it is $40 to get in the door and the "massage" lasts about 180 seconds before the negotiations begin.

Got to AB just after 12pm and the place was actually fairly busy, even though there weren't that many girls working. My usual place at the bar was taken, so I went to the bar on the right and relaxed with a few beers. There seemed to be a lot more stage activity this Saturday than other weeks, and I was well positioned to enjoy it. Saw a lot of familiar faces at AB, but the girl I had seen last weekend and regretted not hooking up with was not there. Damn, that always happens!! Saw a number of guys go upstairs with 2 girls, and one guy had two 9s with him as he left: lucky bastard! There was one hot girl that was wearing low cut jeans (unbuttoned) and a shirt that said "Brasil" on it - anybody got any reports on her?

After three beers, I still wasn't getting into it, and I had turned down a number of girls. Not good. It was time, I felt, to get out the Big Guns. Out I went, and down to a Farmacia on Constitucion for some Cialis. Got a 20mg tablet and took it right away. I figured that the Farmacias along Consitucion were safer than along Revolucion since there are more local people, and fewer tourists, around even if it is only one block away. Amazing how quickly TJ changes from street to street.

Back to AB, where I sat sipping another beer and waiting for the C to kick in. It really is great stuff, and once one of the girls comes over and rubs your prick you never look back. I apologize to any of you guys who were at AB on Saturday afternoon: I was the guy walking around the club with a raging hard on that just would not quit. Anyway, I finally ended up with Veronica, a nice looking blonde from a place I had never heard of. She has a tatoo on one ankle and one on her left breast. She originally wanted $60 but I sent her away. Eventually she came back and we agreed on $50 (plus the standard $11 for the room and $1 tip for the cleaning guys.) Well, she was one of these girls who looked better in the club, but at that point I was not compaining: as she was undressing, I was feeling her tits and dry humping her leg!! Started with a nice CBJ and a tit fuck, and then moved to reverse cowgirl. Almost came, but I held back for some mish and then the grand finale of some doggie style pounding. Overall rating - looks: 7, body: 7, attitude: 8.5, service: 8.5. No compaints, really.

Over to the alley where I did a few laps looking at the SWs. The girls on the Miami side were definitely hotter this week. Saw a few nice ones, and also a few real hotties on Constitucion, but decided to take a pass (see my next post for details). After a quick bite, I was back at AB and saw a chica who I had been with on a previous trip. Fernanda is a really nice looking girl with large implants and a nice ass. When she saw me, she came right over, and I pointed upstairs and said "$50?". She nodded OK and up we went. Service was much the same as before - somewhat mechanical, but still good and at that point I did not care. Sometimes, it is best to go with what you know is a sure thing. One thing about Fernanda: she looks a hell of a lot like another chica in AB who wears a playboy bikini top and low cut jeans. They could be sisters, for all I know, but my understanding is that the service with Fernanda is much better. She is about 5'6" with wavy black hair, and she usually wears jeans and a bikini top or halter top and heels. No tattoos, no kids, no stretch marks, and a very nice body. Again, I recommend her.

Back down to the bar, where the World Series was now playing. Watched an inning or two and decided to head out. Took a cab back to the border and then dragged my sorry ass across. What a trip!!

Blue Nose

Blue Nose
10-26-04, 03:39
As posted in my previous post, there were a lot of really hot SWs in the Alley this Saturday afternoon and evening. The really hottest ones are on the Miami (North) side of the street and closer to the corner of Constitucion. There was one chica with these long red thigh high boots that was to die for. I was very tempted, but I have one nagging doubt about the SWs that I was hoping you guys could help me with.

A lot of the locals I talk to claim that the SWs are not as clean as the club girls, and that some may be diseased. One guy I spoke with talked about the SWs having "dirty pussies". If you read the Brockton O'Toole guide, he seems to say the same thing. Now, a lot of the locals have incentives to keep us gringo mongers in the clubs so I don't know what to believe.

The one nagging doubt that I have about TJ SWs is the price differential: Club girls go for $40 - $60 plus the room whereas SWs go for $20 plus the room. Many of the SWs could get $60 if they were in AB. If the club girls keep all their money then why does this difference exist? I am no economist, but it does not make sense that something costs $60 when, a few hundred feet away, you can buy the same product / serivice for $20.

Let's see if we can hear back from some of the experienced pros in this forum: Country John, TJ Bob, Beer Guzzler, Chuponalgas, MuthaFoo & others- why does this price difference exist and are the SWs as safe as the club girls?

Blue Nose

Beer Guzzler
10-26-04, 05:22
This is a late report from Saturday afternoon at Adelitas.

I arrived in Tijuas around 2PM bought some meds, ate some tacos, popped a viagra, and then headed to Zona. I parked my car at the parking lot next to CCs (very cheap) and started to walked down to ABs, but out of curiosity I walked into CCs to see the action there. There were maybe 7 chicas and the place was completely dead.

I immediately walked out and headed to ABs. The place was jumping with hoes everywhere and mongering brothers in full force. There was standing room only, as the chicas were doing some strip shows to motivate the crowd. There was probably 3 or 4 honeys that were 8 or better in my book, but continued to scope out the action to see if the perfect 10 was around. I saw Andrea who I'd done in my previous visit (she did a strip show), but my little head wanted something different this time. For some reason everytime I walk into this place this nasty short fugly hoe walks up to me trying to coerce me into taking her upstairs. She has a couple of rolls and a little (I mean big) witch nose perfect for holloween.

After shaking her off, a few hotties approached me including this one cutie that looks a lot like Rosalyn Sanchez. She quoted me 60 but I countered with 50 and she quickly agreed. Before we went up I scared her off telling her that I wanted to stick it in the chiquito lol. Another one approached me and when I told her the same thing she immediately walked away calling me gay. Is a man gay because she wants to greek a girl? So I walked up to Rosalyn's look-alike Natalia and told her not to be scared, I was only kidding and that I would behave if we went upstairs. So we did in a heartbeat, as another monger was contemplating whether to take her upstairs or not.

This girl is hot, great body, nice c maybe d cups, brown tan skin, and definitely looks exactly like the celeb. It did look like she had a kid as I could still see the scar from her c-section. I sat down and watched her sucked my chorizo and balls, did a decent job but had to tell her not to quit early as I love cabeznooks. She proceeded with reverse latin cowgirl, doggie, mish, and pounded her pussy really hard with patitas al hombro where I finally busted my nut. She really appreciated the hard grudge-pound I gave her at the end. Overall looks she was a 9 (I loved sucking on her tits), performance was a 7 (no gfe, no daty, no dfk, and no bbbj). But my joy lied upon pounding a cutie pie that was no where to be found in OC.

So I took a quick shower to clean up, paid her the 50 and thanked her for her services. After that, I walked back to my car and headed back to OC. The boarder was tough as I waited over an hour to go through. The only reason I don't make that many trips out here is the border bottleneck, but the chicas are awesome and are worth the long trip.

Beer Guzzler

TJ Bob
10-26-04, 09:06
Beer Guzzler,

The Rosalyn Sanchez look-alike is Sylvia de Mazatlan. maybe your natalie is another look-alike, but sylvia is pretty close to a 10.

There is nothing wrong with anal except outside the USA. everyone else in the world is appalled and disgusted by the act. i've never found a puta to do anal. i don't even ask anymore as it just disgust them. But, I've heard you can get anal from some of the -5 SG's, but definitely not the hotties at AB/CC.

Next time, park your car at the border and take a taxi to AB to avoid the long car lines at the border back to the US.

I'm heading out to TJ next week, anyone got a rec for hot +9 spinners?

Thanks

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to add standard capitalization throughout the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no capital lettering. Thanks!

C Cube Lover
10-27-04, 14:11
I agreed with TJ Bob that Sylvia is very close to a 10, especially after her new boob job. Her new boobs even enhance her body a little bit more, in my opinion.

Does anyone here has a chance to go upstairs with her?? I have entertaind the idea, but have never tried her yet due to the fact that the hotties are usually have "bad" service.

Any info is appreciated!!

CCube

Beer Guzzler
10-27-04, 16:57
TJ Bob thanks for the info. I could have sworn she told me that her name was Natalia and not Sylvia. Perhaps she gave me that name for the fun of it and was indeed Sylvia. I wasn't even drinking so it's not like I could have goofed up her name. Either way, she was hot and her boobs looked so delicious and firm I just had to suck on them like a lactating baby. She was about 5'8" with high heels, maybe 5'5" without them. All around tan skin, medium length dark auburn hair, with vertical c-section but no fat in mid-section. And she very much looked like Rosalyn Sanchez the actress, although when I was telling her that she didn't know who that was and told that guys usually tell her she looks like Bibi Gaytan the Mexican celeb.

My whole purpose and excuse to drive to TJ alone (w/o the family) was to purchase some meds you don't usually find in the States (well maybe in East LA, but wants to drive there?). Therefore, I couldn't walk the border carrying back the stuff I bought at the farmacia. However, I will consider taking part of the day off at work one of these days and driving down there for fun.

Beer Guzzler

Mr Speed
10-28-04, 13:08
Hey fellow monager
wodnering when any of you guys headding down there let me know peace out

Matt04
10-29-04, 18:48
The difference beween SW and club girls is that SW usually won't give oral sex and they often won't take all their clothes off. There are probably other reasons too, like, they don't have a club connection or they don't pay a fee to come to the club (like most of Mexico processes).

Also it seems that most SW are more local flavor and the club girls are more Americanized.

Country John
10-29-04, 21:10
spent thursday morning negotiating my way around otay and downtown tj in the mud and the rain. they don't have pot holes in tj, they have tub holes. you can lose your car in 'em.

broke free and headed to the zona at 12:00 noon.

i parked on the street across from cc and waited for my girl. she took the day off to be with me. man, she looked good too. she knew we were going out so she took the time to get "ready." i'm a sucker big time for that fabulous job they do in dressing. i watched her walk down constitution wearing her new cel phone like a gun (i called it so she could walk and talk and she looked great - big smile - like a kid with a new toy, hoping she was impressing the other girls. her innocence was very sexy).

the plan was to hook up with her, and then do a little rememberance for jessica with jtull. afterwards lunch with the girl and then to her room for the rest of the day into the evening.

couldn't find jtull, must have been "bizzy" so my girl and i walked up to jessicas spot and just stood there for a moment and remembered jessica. peace be upon her. my buds at the parking lot watched my car for me.

off to lunch at la fagota. lovely lunch. she wanted to go to the mall and "look around" but i in english that means "spend gringos money" so i wispered in her ear that all i could think about was kissing every inch of her body and that seemed to turn her on. i was already turned on because she looked so fucking sexy.

maybe that's why she got dressed up - so she could parade around the mall with her gringo credit card toting horny fool but i would have none of that. instead it was back to her room at cascades at about 3pm for the glam slam. paid the bastards their fee and got settled in for some fun.

after some chat and a sip of beer (she had brought to the room) she started to rub my back, my neck, my arms, my nuts and this continued for about 30 minutes while we talked about her family, her home etc. i in turn stoked her tits and ran my hands all over her fabulous sensual body.

she slowly slid out of the bed and slipped away into the shower and emerged naked and shivering. again, i was too stupid to jump in with her but she seemed to want to be alone because she took her douche kit with her. i figured i should let her handle that on her own, not enough room in the shower for us and all that gear. i pulled down the covers and she crawled in.

chicas are at their horniest in the few days following their period and she just finished up her monthly visit from mister nasty on wednesday so she was good to go. we lay in the bed, dfk's lots of touchy feely and her stoking my dick. i had a hard on all day anyway but it felt great. she has great hands.

she said to me "i need your dick right now." something about that makes me tingle so i started to undress. she finished undressing me and pulled the covers over us and proceeded with some of the finest bbbj ever. nice, slow, firm, licking sucking ooohhhh.

i like to fuck for long time so i let her work a bit then when i reached downstairs and touched her again i felt her wet wet pussy i tossed her over and jumped mish. long slow strokes, she was moaning, hugging, kissing, legs wrapped around - good stuff.

switch to ontop, she was wet, loose and horny. i wanted to fuck her for a while to try to tighten her up with some head jabs so i kept her on top for a bit, switch to doggie etc. finally she starts to pop. she also started to tighten up and dry out a bit which is great for the sensation.

sweat sweat sweat - how i love the smell of latina sweat and after about an hour she was dripping - me too.

she took a potty break but i told her she was probably going to squirt and just let it out but it was her bed and she didn't want to chance it. if it were a regular room she would go for it. turns out she needed to [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134). close call.

back in the sack for more. you know the drill. after about 20 minutes she said "i want you cum on my face." but i was having a great time boning her. she says "you rather cum in my pussy right?" i said "i will cum at the right time so relax." she says "ok, whatever you like."

i just love her body. those b cups, that bright smile, that long hair, her soft skin, those silky inner thighs, that dripping sweat - just like in the movies. she's had a lot of experience and she knows what to do.

now that my friend is full service.

i had no sex for about three days and so i had a bit of a load to let off. when i came, it took about 15 seconds. felt like my nuts were going to jump off the bed and run around the room. i hosed her real good man. i was not quick enough to pull out and do her fascial. she would have looked like frosty the snowman by the time i was done -maybe next time since she seems up to it. maybe a multipop will be on the menu time permitting.

interesting that she wanted to get under the covers. a first time experience for me in the zona. ususally it's on the towell but she wanted to cuddle and fuck in the bed under the blankets. very nice gfe all the way.

afterwards when she talked about home, her parents and her kids she started to cry. i could tell she was hurting - really. i said "girl, i will take you to the airport and put you on the next plane to home right now if you want to." she said as soon as she gets her legal situation handled she will go home and i will not buy her ticket - she will pay.

with that we cuddled again, laughed at the porn on tv, she gave me all kinds of insider stuff on the girls and the games in the club. unbelievable. i brought a few things from the usa for her, a nylon briefcase for her papers, a bag of candy (that she will send to the kids), a nice ballpont pen and a pair of wool socks with a small stuffed animal head on them to wear to bed.

she was very touched by the gesture and dfk'd for long time.

then it was time to go. she was very cool, got dressed for bed, retuned to the bed and hugged me and kissed me. she helped me get dressed saying "it's getting late and you have to go home to your wife." i left at about 9 o'clock and left her $1000p to help her out since she took the day off. no complaints or comments.

driving home was cool too. about halfway up the 15 to temecula she rang my phone and said "honey, don't give me all your love, you are a married man and i don't want you to give me all your love. i will go home soon and we will still be friends ok?" "you know i have to work at the bar for now but i have the best time with you ok?"

we talked about her going with other guys but she said it is only for money, not for love. she told me that she was grateful for me helping her and someday she will pay me back. a real trooper.

so with all the talk about girls ripping mongerers and the all the horror stories about the sharks out there, as i folded up my phone i couldn't help but think that maybe this was not one of those times.

i sat in my driveway for a few minutes and had a smoke thinking that no matter what, i have to keep my eye on the ball and my guard up because when it comes to chicas, it can take a bit of time for the ugly to come out and as much as we hate to admit it, few of us are experts at seeing it come down the track.

the best we can do is hope that we're not making a mistake trying to help out one of these girls when we think they need it.

so far i feel ok about it. we'll have to wait and see.

country john

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beware of anything that bleeds for five days and then doesn't die.

Cheapskate
10-30-04, 05:53
The one nagging doubt that I have about TJ SWs is the price differential: Club girls go for $40 - $60 plus the room whereas SWs go for $20 plus the room. Many of the SWs could get $60 if they were in AB. If the club girls keep all their money then why does this difference exist?
Blue Nose

The $20 plus $5 room rate means they keep all their clothes on, you work on getting yourself hard and sticking your erection into her pussy (panty pulled aside) to completion. Slam-bam-Thank you, ma'am! style.

If you need BJ to encourage junior to stand at attention, it will cost you extra.

To get her to remove her clothes costs extra. To allow you to suck her nipples cost extra.

If you want her to do everything a club girl does for you, she'd probably charge you more than you'd pay the club girl to go to the room.

These have been spelled out before in this forum.

Reports have been written earlier in this forum about SW's agreeing to perform club girl deeds but you'll have to shell out more money than you would give a club girl, plus tips -- and they can't offer you the gfe because they don't know how to do that.

Pernel
10-30-04, 18:14
Except for the fact that pimping is againt the law in Mexico and from my knowledge base most of the street girls or "Paraditas" are independent operators, as for the $30 a day...Get real, thet can make that much in 15 or 20 minutes! BTW re: S.G. performance...After you get to know them they will perform to a higher standard, although not GFE.

Tijuana tries to move sex trade out of public eye
By Anna Cearley
UNION-TRIBUNE STAFF WRITER
October 11, 2004

City officials want to clean up Tijuana's tawdry image by moving prostitutes off the streets into specially built hotel lobbies in the Zona Norte. The city allows the women to work as prostitutes after they obtain permits, which require monthly health checkups.

TIJUANA – Around the corner from the tourist strip of Avenida Revolución, hundreds of prostitutes wait for clients by lining up in front of hotels and bars at all hours.

Prostitution has been permitted for decades in the Zona Norte, a part of town where many pimps bring the women they lure from small Mexican towns. The city allows the women to work after they obtain permits, which require monthly health checkups.

No one expects prostitution to disappear in this part of Tijuana, but city officials want to clean up the city's tawdry image by moving the prostitutes off the streets into specially built hotel lobbies in the Zona Norte.

A recent attempt to start the process in an alley called Callejon Coahuila demonstrated the challenges the city faces in tweaking with the traditions and dynamics of this colorful part of town, which also is known for its ties to smugglers, drug dealers and other shady characters.

Two weeks ago, police and inspectors shooed approximately 300 prostitutes out of Callejon Coahuila, hoping they would stay inside the hotels. But only a few of the hotels have waiting rooms prepared, and the women ended up going to other streets.

PEGGY PEATTIE / Union-Tribune

A woman said she moved to Tijuana to escape an abusive husband. A human-rights activist said some small towns in Mexico's interior have become feeder communities for prostitution.

Some of the prostitutes, worried they would lose access to a prominent location, threatened to protest by taking off their clothes at City Hall. After meeting with city officials, they were allowed back into Callejon Coahuila.

"The thing is that there are six hotels in Callejon Coahuila and most of them needed to still be remodeled with the (special waiting) rooms," said Marco Antonio Villalobos Hernández, director of regulations for Tijuana. "Until the hotel areas are remodeled, we won't touch this."

Unlike American cities, where the sex industry is kept mostly under wraps, prostitution in Tijuana is negotiated on street corners as openly as getting a shoe shine or hailing a cab.

The city has issued about 3,000 permits that allow prostitution. Most of the permit-holders are women who work in dance clubs, bars or massage parlors, but about 500 to 600 stand along the Zona Norte's streets, according to city officials.

Though the area is sometimes visited by curious tourists, most of the prostitutes' clients are Mexicans, said Victor Clark. He is a Tijuana-based human-rights activist who has represented the prostitutes in extortion and abuse complaints.

Other Mexican cities have moved their street prostitutes out of the public eye into hotel lobbies or waiting rooms. Tijuana officials, hotel owners and some of the prostitutes who work in the Zona Norte had come to a similar agreement over the past two years, Clark said.

"We have always said that it's important to provide more dignity to their work and to transform the urban space," Clark said. "When they are in the streets, they can be stigmatized and have insults thrown at them . . . and they can get cold."

But Villalobos said the discussions apparently didn't include some of the women who work in Callejon Coahuila, which contributed to the confusion last month.

The city continues to encourage the approximately 28 hotels in the Zona Norte to set up special waiting rooms, starting with Callejon Coahuila, but no one ventures to estimate when the rooms will be ready. Even supporters of the idea have their doubts it will work.

"I don't know if it will function or not because prostitution here has its own dynamics," Clark said. "Some of the women are worried that some of the men will be too afraid to go into the waiting rooms. Facing 30 women in a room may cause them to flee."

Laura Fernandez Contreras, 24, a prostitute who works just outside of the Callejon Coahuila area, said many women also feel safer and more comfortable standing outside.

"This has been going on for so many years here that I don't think it will change," she said. "When you work on the street, you don't get bothered or hassled, and you don't have to deal with the smoke in the bars."

Fernandez said she has been working on her own, and that she sends a part of the money she earns to her parents, who are farmers in the state of Veracruz. She is one of 12 children, she said, and she dreams one day of opening a snack shop back home.

Clark said that a few of the street prostitutes are able to work on their own, but that most end up here through pimps.

A street prostitute between 18 and 25 earns on average about $30 a day, though the younger women can make about $100 a day, Clark said. Most of the money, he said, ends up in the hands of their pimps.

Clark said that certain small towns in Mexico's interior have become feeder communities for prostitution, but he hasn't found evidence the women are being trafficked on a wide scale by organized crime groups.

"There are certain villages that produce pimps, and they will go look for young girls whom they deceive and bring to work here," Clark said. "A pimp that has three girls could be making $300 a day. They use the money to build a hotel or a restaurant back home, so the village's economy is based on this activity."

anna.cearley@uniontrib.com
© Copyright 2004 Union-Tribune Publishing Co.

Country John
10-30-04, 20:32
Cheapskate, I respectfully disagree.

In my personal experience, how well you do in the room depends on how well you do on the street.

The girl (a human being) is going to decide on the street how she will treat you in the room. You are into a "get what you pay for" situation of course but you can do heaps to take care of her and you. If you want the turkey and all the dressings then you need to pay for it and the cost is usually as low as another $10. above the asking price if you play it right.

And if you play it right you will have a great session, a delightful expereince as only these girls can give. American women could learn sooooo much from these girls.

Negotiating with the girl can mean everything when it comes to the service in the room. I might sometimes have two or more negotiation sessions with the girl before I go. Each time, beyond talking numbers, I'll tell her she's beautiful, and make her smile or laugh with my ignorance of the language but the message to her is she's beautiful and I am "not worthy." I might take another walk aroound the block and come back to her and do the same.

Evenutually she'll go for $30.00 and do the fuill service because now she knows you and maybe even likes you a little bit but even more importantly she'll trust you - a very important element. If you treat them nice but are firm in negotiations they will usually go your way.

If you are a "ride 'em and run" type then they sense that too and will respond accordingly. You are either there to fuck or have a sensual experience with a beautiful girl. How you approach the girl will determine the level of service, not always the amount you pay.

You MUST embrace the notion that even though it's P4P, they are still sharing an intimate experience whether full on GFE or a 15 minute F**k. It's better for you (and them) if it she is comfortable with YOU first. She'll be comfortable with the deal if she's comfortable with you.

Disclaimer: this does NOT apply to the sharks who are out to scam you in the first place. You should be able to pick them out when you are doing the squeeze test on the street.

The girls in the club tend to be (but are not always) more "hardened" but the same rule applies. I'm not going to bore anyone by re-posting my strategies here but suffice it to say you MUST do your research downstairs if you even HOPE to get anything resembling a GFE upstairs. And "upstairs" isn't alwsys the way to go ifyouknowwhatImean.

I just happen to be one of those guys who really enjoys my encounters with these fabulous ladies. I love every one of them. I appreciate their beauty and admire their talent, something American women lack. There is NOTHING like a GFE with these women. I wish I could marry them all but I have only one life to live.

Work on your game. You'll be very glad you did.

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

KJ Vegas
10-30-04, 21:04
Country John,

Great post, I couldn't agree with you more. I try to be the same way, i like to talk to the girls, joke around with them, maybe give them a small gift (nothing too expensive) and then negotaite before going in the room. These girls can be alot of fun.

Cheers,

kj

TesterTester
10-30-04, 21:28
Went to AB on Friday night about 830PM.

The usual cast of girls was there. Met Rakel (Raquel) from Mexico City who is blonde, very pretty face, about 5'9" with her heels on. She has enormous implants. She also speaks very good English. 24 years old.

I am normally not into the whole implant thing, but she was quite nice and asked if I wanted to go to the restaurant next door. I agreed and she had a carrot juice and we talked. She was wearing a bustier/girdle thing because she said her boobs were too heavy and she needed the support. She will only keep the implants until she is done "working" and then she said she will get rid of them -- when she has money in the bank. You have to love a girl with a plan.

Then we went upstairs. She gave an inspired CBJ and then started cowgirl. then missionary, and then more CBJ and finished doggie.

I would recommend her for her attitude. She said she also works at Chicago and will work there next week. She likes Chicago better because they give her more time in the room for her sessions.

Body: 6
Face: 9
Attitude: 10

tjfooker
10-31-04, 00:49
Went last weekend and had a good time. Would like to go again tonight. Kinda late notice, but if anyone is interested, PM me.

Cheapskate
10-31-04, 05:22
Cheapskate, I respectfully disagree.

Negotiating with the girl can mean everything when it comes to the service in the room.

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

Thanks for your insight. I realize from your explanation that I really haven't spent the time to negotiate with SG's for the services I wanted.

I have spent more time negotiating with AB girls in the club before taking them upstairs for the services I enjoyed.

Derk
11-01-04, 04:26
Not that these two things have anything to do with each other.

Tanya, or the "Famous Tanya" who used to work at Adelita Bar years back has switched to the "Escort scene" and can now be had for $150 up per hour. I recall sessions with her for as little as $30 way back when she was at AB. Search the web for the TJ escorts, or google for 21orover where I noted several posts about her.

Anal in Mexico and the US I agree are difficult to find, other countries like Brazil and Germany it can be easily found and sometimes included for no extra. In Brazil it's usually no big deal and in Germany usually $50-$100 more but not treated like it's weird, again search the above google name for info or check out this forums Germany and Brazil sections.

Street girls in TJ can be good and bad, they are in fact independent so YMMV and hotels can sometimes be below the scale of acceptable. Service needs to be explained BEFORE you venture to the room, clothing completely removed, positions, time all are things that can change your time from good to poor. I've had some good to OK sessions as in any human element it depends on you and her. Even in the clubs like AB and CC I encounter more rush jobs, mechanical service and higher prices so street girls are not different. It's all about finding that one girl that works with you. Plus not wasting your loads anc cash figuring out which ones are good and bad.

Good luck

MRLA
11-01-04, 16:35
Heading up to TJ Tues morning at about 9 30 am from Rosemead to see my favorita in LC. Anyone want to hook up with the drive. Coming back 10pm so leave around 730pm.

email me at jasont81@pacbell.net

jason

Blue Nose
11-02-04, 03:29
Back to the Zona this past Saturday (10/30) for some more fun. Got to TJ about noon and had a bite before heading to ABs. Got to AB at 2pm, and it was packed. Found a seat at the left hand bar with my buddy and waited for the floor show to start (just guys dancing with girls when we got there). Didn't have to wait too long, and the show was pretty good this week. There is one chica there who usually wears just a bikini. She is about 5'7" with heels and has long black hair. Very thin, with small breasts, and she and another girl dressed up in Bikinis colored like Old Glory and did a nice number on the stage. Very nice!!

After these two came a girl who was wearing a green bikini top. She was sitting across from us at the bar and my buddy was really into her, but we were unable to pry her from her Mexican friend at the bar before she went on stage. She was 5'8" with heels, a slender build, dark hair and had nice C-cup implants and a flat stomach. Anybody know this girl's name? After her dace, she disappeared upstairs and we were unable to locate her again. The one that got away, I guess.

Ended up with a chica who was dressed in a backless black shirt (sorry, but I have forgotten her name), and tight black pants. Very nice - implants, and a bit of a belly from what I assumed was carrying at least one kid at one point. Started with the usual $60, but dropped it to $50 after 3 seconds of negotiations - I didn't even really have to say anything; I hesitated and she dropped the price automatically! Was surprised that she dropped this fast as I would have put her as a girl who could have got $60. Must have been a slow afternoon for her. Overall good service, and I won't bore you with the details since I can't remember her name or where she was from (have to start writing these things down at the bar).

Had to cut my trip short this week, so one lap around the alley and then back to the border for this amigo. Thanks for all the responses I have received about SWs (PMs and posts on this forum). I learned a few valuable things, but I still have one lingering question: is the threat of disease higher with the SWs than with club girls? Anybody ever had any problems with the SWs in this department? Would appreciate it if you could let me know.

One last point to make: I finally found La Perla. It was right under my nose all this time. It is right across from the Tropical, west of AB on the oppoiste side of the street. Will have to check it out next time, as I understand it is pretty good and reasonable. Right close to the action also!

See you in the Zona.

Blue Nose

Desert Dude
11-03-04, 22:24
CSkater,

CJohn is much more eloquent than I will ever be, but my hat's off to you for taking the high road and thinking about taking his well reasoned advice. I certainly do also appreciate his tips. Last time[s] I took up a SG, it was for $20 once, and 200p once, both were sin ropa with bj and multiple positions. Wish I spoke more spanish, but I did try to spend a little time chatting them up, smiling, telling them they are caliente, asking nicely for the 'extras', etc. A little kindness can go a long way I've found. Gotta luv TJ!

Matiz
11-04-04, 23:46
Had a chance yesterday to spend some time in the sleaze clubs on Seventh---Skandalo's and Equipales. For you Revo vets, Skandalo's is the reincarnation of Isis, and Equipales (located next to Skandalo's) took on most of the Unicornio gals when that bar closed. Between E. and S., you can find most of the girls who used to work in Isis and Unicornio. A few are also working at Bambi.

I had assumed that Skandalo's advertising as a "Gentlemen's Club" with "showgirls" had some basis to it. But it's looking more and more like the old Isis every visit. The only difference is the addition of the pool table. Perhaps the gorditas shooting pool were the "showgirls". That would make me the "gentleman", I guess. Quien sabe?

Unicornio and Isis were always "hit and miss", with misses far outnumbering the hits, as far as attractive women are concerned. That hasn't changed with a new coat of paint and a pool table. But on rare occasion you could run into a really sexy chica at U. or I. It was like she had gotten lost on her way to CC or AB and ended up working for a night or two on Revo before buying a map of TJ and getting her butt to the zona norte. Yesterday, though, both times I stopped in, the Isis (oops, I mean Skandalo's) ladies were mostly the backbenchers, not even the second string.

The hotel upstairs from Skandalo's has been remodeled and they've done a pretty nice job. New paint, carpets, louvered blinds, renovated bathrooms with hot and cold running water (a first), and, best of all, new matresses. The springs in the old ones (probably vintage Spanish-American War surplus) used to leave indelible marks all over your body long after you left. The price is still $20, but it's a little easier to swallow now that the rooms actually resemble hotel rooms and not a Victorian debtor's prison. Now if only Skandalo's would hire real showgirls, they'd be on to something.

Equipales has a little more activity than Skandalo's, but it closes pretty early on weeknights (around midnight). The downside is its "accommodations". Unlike the newly renovated hotel at Skandalo's, Equipales has a "privado" (really just a bare room with a chair) for BJs and quickies (costs $10), or some spacious but threadbare apartments upstairs if you need more comfort (costs $20). Neither venue is particularly enticing, but if you see a chica you like at Equipales, the management discourages you from taking her to your hotel (I was told by some chicas it was "prohibido" and by others that I'd have to pay a hefty bar fine). So you have to make do.

In sum, it looks like the patrons of south Revo can rest assured that Sleaze has survived the closing of the Unicornio and Isis and lives on at Equipales and Skandalo's. If, however, you're in the mood for really attractive chicas, take a Taxi Libre to the ZN and forget about Seventh street.

Matiz

Easy Rider 2
11-05-04, 00:11
RasSpewtin, I tried to PM you but as you know the board is pretty messed up now and the PM function does not work, at least when I try it.

Can you give some more info on the Fillipinas you mentioned?

I am going to TJ on Saturday but I am really more into Asian than Latina.

That bar sounds like it is on the US side. Any info on where it is or how else to score on a Fillipina there or around there?

Thanks,

ER2

tjfooker
11-06-04, 11:26
If anyone is interested in going down there this Saturday Night, the 6th of November, let me know. PM me or respond here.

Thanks!

Player33
11-06-04, 23:12
i went to tj on friday night with a freind and had a session with a sg. i did pay $ 20.00 extra so she would be "sin ropa" naked, and did her missonary and then doggy style. she had an ok face, was very cold since it was freezing out there at night and she was not wearing much if any protection from the cold.

we drove into tj in a rental car. my friend speaks fluent spanish and i speak some spanish, and he was driving. we got stopped by the policia, the police, twice. 1st time they said it was a rental car, and we did not have "permission" to drive in mexico, it did say calif only on the paper, but 1st there is no law that i am aware of that says in mexico, a person driving a usa rental car is illegal to drive in mexico. he let us off with a warning.

second time, a different corrupt pig again pulls us over, we had previously removed the plastic rental car logo off the back of the car. he said we went through a yellow light without stopping and yeilding, we did not. then he said it was a "felony" because we did not have mexican insurance to drive the car in mexico, i assume you can buy that somewhere on the usa side. he wanted us to follow him to a "judge" and pay a fine of $ 110.00, yea right. anyway, my friend was able to convince him to let us go for $ 60.00. when my friend handed him the twenties, he said keep the money down so no one sees. after accepting the bribe, we were able to drive off in peace.

so be careful driving accross the border, my friend has driven many times, and this is the 1st time we were hassled.

also, this web site is too slow, someone tell jackson to speed it up or go back to the old format. it is not that useful anymore if it takes 10 mins to try to log in and read or post anything whereas before it was less than 1 minute. who cares about a fancy format if the site is unusable, and trust me, we are close to that now.

Country John
11-07-04, 22:06
USA Rental vehicles are NOT allowed by the rental agency in Mexico. You've probably already read that in the contract. The only insurance that is valid (liability) in Mexico is purchased from a Mexican Insurance agency. Some insurance companies will cover comprehensive, but never liability.

NEVER take a rental vehicle to Mexico without permission (on the contract).

It's not wise to drive in Mexcio without Mexican insurance. If you hurt someone, you could be there for days sorting it out.

Anyone driving to Mexico MUST understand the insurance requirements etc. To not do so is foolish. It's simple, cheap and will save your ass.

Running a yellow light is not a Felony in Mexico. You should have asked to see the judge. Both cops made you as a foolish tourist and an easy mark, the rental car gave you up.

Jackson is upgrading the software and in the end the site will be better. His is not the only site being upgraded and anyone who has ever done this sort of thing knows what a pain in the ass it is. Have patience, my son.

Cheapskate, don't worry about it, give it a try. You'll be amazed at the results and you'll have fun with it.

I'll be spending the day in the Zona with my Fav on Tuesday, possible TLN. Anybody want to hook up?

Country John

Airborne84
11-10-04, 07:59
I remember reading in a past post about a bar down the street from AB where girls provide BJs in a private booth while u get to watch porn on tv. Has anyone heard of such a place? I love AB and all, but it doesn't hurt to try new things.

valuvr
11-10-04, 13:04
Fellow mongers I had the opportunity to sample AB and CC couple weeks ago. Was running short on time and almost did not go. But figured what the hell. I am here and I may not ever get back. Well three hours in TJ and three nut busts later ( for a 46 yr old guy ) and here I am planning my return for 11 days. I even have a buddy coming out a few days after I arrive because of my experience. We don't have anything close to what you guys have going on south of the border.

Well I followed o'tooles guide and got there and back in one piece and had a blast. Did a blonde hottie in AB first. Great doggie nice bubble butt and tits. Fake moans but I didn't give a shit as I was just pounding the hell out of this beautiful woman's ass. Busted my nut and went outside and got a couple tacos to recharge. Damn good tacos.

Next I wonder in at CC and it is very slow Monday morning about 1am. But I find the sweetest looking little short gal with a great set of real tits. She looked so innocent and shy. She spoke no english but I used what little high school spanish I remembered to chat with her and work the deal out. I paid 50 for all my sessions no more. Anyway she was awesome full service GFE. DFK,DATY,BBBJ. Tight little ****. Couldn't believe it the way my old member just went at it again like I hadn't had any in a year. I never do two pops with my GF anymore. Here I get two pops in an hour. Well we go back down and I excuse myself because after I pop I either wanna sleep or get someting to eat. Got two more tacos at the corner. Funny as shit that guy knows what I am up to but I don't give a shit. Damn I like this young beautiful mexican pussy. Like a dog on the loose in the butcher shop.

Well belly is happy so I go back in and my little honey is sitting all by herself. She seems very happy to see me ( I mean my money ) walk back in.

I sit down buy a beer and her some damn green drink in a bottle for $6 and she jumps in my lap and we start talking about all kinds of nothing but it was a great time. Every now and then she puts her head and soft hair against me and hugs me. Well shit next thing I know Mr Happy wants in on this action again. I am thinking Damn that prick ain't gonna work a third time but who the hell am I to argue with him. So I tell her vamos room. She is shocked but very happy to relieve me of another 50 so up we go. I even tell her pene no trabajo. But she tells me it will work. Well damn had another great gfe session and Mr Happy did one hell of a job punishing that little ****.

Well I am coming in day after Thanksgiving but will probably not hit TJ until sat or sun night. My son is stationed at Camp Pendleton and I will hang with him until he goes back to base or goes pussy chasing with his buddies. Any of you mongers want to hook up in TJ lets do it. I still need to hit the alley and do some SG and other bars. Help a Virginia tourista out guys. PM me.

code7cd4
11-11-04, 05:33
The last time I was at Budget Car Rentals they had a sign up saying you could buy "Mexican Car Insurance" for rentals going into Mexico. I asked the girl working there and she confirmed it. The funny thing was she said you could drive "their cars" into Mexico but not into Canada! Go figure, eh? Anyways for those travelling into Canada in a rental I contacted Budgets international number and they said regular insurance now covers trips into the land of Beaver and hockey sticks.With my experience, Budget is about the best when travelling longer distances or abroad. Anybody else with similiar experiences, let it be known :-D

I Luv Emall
11-12-04, 04:38
Will be going down to TJ next week (possible days Mon-Wed night, and maybe Thursday). Anyone interested in a trip? Been down a few times before, but still consider myself to be learning the ropes. If interested, drop me a PM to try and work out a schedule.

Critter420
11-15-04, 05:24
I've rented and purchased insurance for driving in Mexico from the following rental car agencies at the San Diego airport:

Avis
Hertz
Budget

They require you to go to a side counter to get the Mexican insurance validation. I've not seen this at the other rental locations.

Nite_Runner
11-15-04, 08:01
Fellow M's...

Coming to town for the week of T'giving and my wife wants to watch me perform... She figured that since we are on vacation - we should let our hair down a bit... To accomplish this, I am contemplating taking her to TJ and "us" picking up a chica at AB's or CC's... Good idea or bad idea? Have been there before ( 5 yrs ago) however, never with company.. Any insight would be greatly appreciated..

n_r

Country John
11-16-04, 02:23
Nite_runner:

No experience with that sort of thing but I'd be willing to bet that if you go to AB with your lady and she's a looker you'd better keep her close by. And DO NOT let your plugs fall out if one of the brothers "accidently" mistakes her for an AB girl OK? Especially if he goes by "country John."

Now having said all that, all you need to do is tell the girl what you want. If she is not game I'm willing to bet she'll send someone your way. Munny talks.

Good luck and have fun.

Country John

MRLA
11-16-04, 02:23
Lucky dog. What would be your question? If your ole lady likes to watch the girls don't give a crap. If you're lucky you'll get one that bi and you can have a 3 some. Money talks. What I would do is try to get one to come to your room after work and bring her to your room so you have more time.

Incog Neto
11-16-04, 04:43
Fellow M's...

Coming to town for the week of T'giving and my wife wants to watch me perform... She figured that since we are on vacation - we should let our hair down a bit... To accomplish this, I am contemplating taking her to TJ and "us" picking up a chica at AB's or CC's... Good idea or bad idea? Have been there before ( 5 yrs ago) however, never with company.. Any insight would be greatly appreciated..

n_rRunner,

That's so cool that your wife wants to watch you in action with another girl.

Here's a though, have you considered trying some of the swinger clubs around the Inland Empire area? You only need to be an 'active couple' and then you can have threesomes/foursomes with regular U.S. girls. (and for free).
I did that with a previous girlfriend and had a blast.

Of course, you would probably have to be cool about your wife getting it on with another guy, IF you're willing to allow that to happen.

It's something to consider.

Incog.

tjfooker
11-16-04, 23:04
Anyone interested in coming along ? Have been there many times before. I'm coming from San Diego.

Sonidos
11-17-04, 00:45
The only rental agency that I know which allows their cars, non-luxury cars excluded,to be driven into Mexico is Avis. I travel to Ensenada twice a month and I always use Avis cars. However, you need to obtain the Mexican Insurance through Avis, but only at their airport locations. For some unknown reason(s), the local neighborhood offices will rent you a car but will not sell the Mexican Insurance. Since the insurance works on a 24 hour basis, please make sure they make it effective the time you expect to cross the border, not when you purchased the insurance. It makes a little difference if you are departing from certain areas far from the border such as Los Angeles and the Inland Empire cities.

Member #1846

Country John
11-19-04, 01:42
Put my fav on a plane to Michoican on Wednesday, she's headed home for the holidays (she wants me to think she's leaving the Zona and staying there for good) but. .well . .it's a long story).

A lot of girls left town and the place is thinning out, especially in the alley.

On the other hand, some familiar faces I've not seen for a while have re-appeared so AlleyKat 31 is looking good for Monday. Still the most beautiful girls in the world IMHO.

Gobble Gobble baby.

Country John

TJ Bob
11-19-04, 08:24
A lot of girls left town and the place is thinning out, especially in the alley.

Country JohnWhy are the girls leaving town because a few girls I know left this week on vacation too. Is there a Mexican holiday or something?

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Dickus Maximus
11-20-04, 05:12
Allen Eire is a true gentleman and scholar. We hooked up midweek for a trip to the zona. We planned to hit it fast and leave, but after trying a number of places he pointed out a small girl in AB with an absolutely hard body and I dumped all my cash buying her drinks and then taking her upstairs for an hour. Didn't get done until 3am. Then had to make the long drive back to LA.

Hit the Hong Kong first. Lots of hotties dancing on the bar. And a great show on the runway with two girls doing themselves up with shaving cream and sliding all over each other. And ended up with them actually going down on each other. Just a little licking, but still hot as hell. This place has got some really hot girls dancing all the time, but just doesn't have a deal making kind of feeling.

Also tried the Pollo, there was a really bouncy cute girl in there, but after she talked us into staying, and we order her a ladies drink ($12), she sucks it down in about one minute and then blows off to another table when we wont buy number two. Real ROB. Pollo seems to have a few cute girls, but never too many and they are always with someone.

Also stopped at the place next to Adalitas with the red lights covering the ceiling and all the fat chicas. There were a few hot girls in there, (one was just HOT, HOT, HOT in a little peach colored dress) but by the time we got a seat the hot girls were all taken. I think the girls in the other clubs besides AB have a lot better attiude, and it can be more fun to have a few drinks and get a good mood worked up first.

They really have cleaned up the alley, but frankly, I think the lights are too bright. And hopefully they won't chase the girls away. It would just not have the same feeling if you had to walk into lobby after lobby to meet them.

Finally ended up in AB as mentioned above. Damn did she have a PERFECT little body. Gotta love TJ.

--DM

Proud John
11-20-04, 05:30
Last night was my fourth visit to TJ and all I can say is “fuuuuuuuucck!!!!” (pun intended). Arrived 8PM, astoundingly pretty stuff up and down the alley and in every club. Prior to this I stuck to ABs. This time I took a room across the street at Oro de Rizo - $40, double bed, hot water, TV, working toilet, so there were a few cockroaches, who can complain?

First had to check out AB. It was packed and many gorgeous young thangs. Saw “Flor” from Cancun – 24, golden brown complexion with long raven hair. Pretty face, 5’6, well conditioned with long, toned legs. She said she was only in town 9 days and was not thrilled with the P4P life (not in those words mind you). I knew it was risky but soon we were kissing and GFE-dome was in sight. I convinced her to go across the street to my hotel room. She got her purse and coat, but before we made it to the door, one of the assistant managers, a pudgy. Balding dude named “Carlos” stopped her and said she couldn’t go. Normally I love negotiating challenges like this. I told him I was a great patron of AB’s and if he’d let it slide I’d give him continue to be and give him $20 for his trouble. He said it wasn’t the money, the Oro de Rizo was the competition and he just could not. After 5 min.s of back and forth he said he’d talk to the big dog and get back to me in 5 more minutes.

Of course he never did, and Flor and I went upstairs. I paid for an hour and it was kind of nice for the first half hour where we talked and teased each other. When we finally got down to it she started rubbing the head of my dick on her pussy with no condom! I could have easily entered her but we both stopped ourselves. When I finally got the fuckin condom on it kind of broke the spell. All of a sudden I was just another trick and she was a ***** and we kind of pitiful. Its like she got the sad sense about her and went distant on me. Of course I fucked her, I had to, but my friends be careful of what you wish for, this indeed was the GFE but the wrong one – you know what I mean?

Next I went to the alley. Found a rather cute chica, 22 5’3 (sorry bro’s, forgot her name) but she was apprehensive about accompanying me to my room and $30 and a less-than-memorable fuck later I was on the street again.

In the alley, on the opposite corner of AB’s I was literally pulled into a sleepy bar by a cute, short Moreno woman (Michelle). Normally I wouldn’t let this happen but she did it so playfully that I had to submit. After a solid half hour of joking and teasing each other, mixed with petting, nibbling, etc. I tried to get her to go to my room. This time the manager said ok but it would cost me $100. I said no and reluctantly left.

Over the next 2 hours I banged two other girls at AB’s: ‘Lisabeth, whom I had before and this time again I enjoyed, and Beatrix. ‘Lisabeth, about 5’6, brown skin, pretty face, had gained a little weight but was great again. Give her a 9 in the attitude dept. Beatrix, stunningly pretty, 22, thin, with dark skin, was a cold fish. Very mechanical.

I still had some juice my battery and went back to see Michelle. She was glad to see me, told me that if I gave the manager $25 for a half hour she would give me a great fuck. I grabbed 2 crumbly bills out of my pocket, gave them to the dude, and she dragged me into what turned out to be an un-locked coat room. Holding the door closed with one hand, she yanked down her skirt and started grinding into me. This girl could not have been acting or if she was she was too good. No, she was very, very horny and wet. I had trouble with the condom but finally got it on and were banging each other with a vengeance. In fact, it was so spirited that THE FUCKIN CONDOM BROKE.

Lord help me but I kept on going and soon pulled out and came all over her dress and blouse. She was still terribly hot to go and grabbed my still hard dick and guided it back in, and yes I let the my genes take control. I climaxed again on her ass and started coming to terms with what I had just done.

As politely as I could I extricated myself from that place. She was now dying to go back with me to my hotel room to continue. Part of me wanted to, but I was more interested in washing myself off, drinking tons of water, and praying I didn’t contract any STD’s.

Sorry for the long story bro’s. It’s now been 3 days and honestly don’t think I contracted anything. Question: How best to confirm that I’m ok and would it be unethical of me to have unprotected sex with my steady girl? I certainly can’t tell her what mischeif I've been up to. Nope!

They say that advice is what you ask for when you know the answer but wish you didn’t but in this case I’ld love to hear some monger wisdom.
- PJ

Country John
11-24-04, 19:18
Why are the girls leaving town because a few girls I know left this week on vacation too. Is there a Mexican holiday or something?

The girls are leaving because they want to be home for the holidays. They'll be back. One problem they are facing is that the airlines jacked up the fares by heaps so many are leaving early (my girl split last week because of this).

I saw a few sitting on suitcases in the alley probably waiting for the cab to the airport. I drove my girl to the airport. She'll be back after new years and it looks good for this AlleyKat to have some great sessions and TLN's at bargain basement prices. We'll have to see about that though.

Jeez. What a night in the Zona last night.

Popped over to the Zona at 3PM with DanTheMan so we could hit his girl at Miami/Hong Kong. Got grabbed by Gabriela de Puebla in the Alley and told her I'd be back to do her (she loves me). She leaves at 4PM so I had to get a move on.

Once in and beer at the table I split to try to find JTull. By then it was 4PM, Gabriela leaves at 4PM but she said she would wait for me until about 4:15 which was very cool.

Headed to AB, CC, Tropical - scoured the alley, couldn't find JTull again so I got back to Gabriela by 4:15 and we had a great 60 minute session. Paid her $60 for a fine workout and then headed back to Hong Kong to check on DTM. Grinning like a little boy, he's set up with his girl for Friday night.

DTM grabbed a cab at about 5:30 and headed back to the office, I was feeling good on the recharge and decided to step on over to AB and see the famous Monica. We've had several sessions before and I wanted to get her on the chinning routine tonight. Much has been posted about her technique and I wanted to see if I could get her to do oral in plain sight.

I don't know about you but I see a lot of new faces at AB. I am not really a regular so correct me if I'm wrong. The Alley too has some fresh faces.

Got to AB, got my beer going and saw Monica sitting at a table with another girl. I was hit on three times by some aggressive girls quoting $40.00 but I wanted Monica tonight. I walked over to her and took her hand and said "Hola sweetheart, how are you?"

She looked at me and said "You are not my customer." and then turned back to her friend. WTF? I said "Monica, I AM your customer, you don't remember me?" She said "You are not my customer." Then she ignored me.

Business must be good eh? So the AlleyKat got rejected by the MONICA. What am I to do now?

I did nothing to her, I didn't insult her, I was not forceful in any way, but she shot me down big time man. How would you handle that??

So I left AB, went over to CC again - which along with the other clubs (except Miami/Hong Kong) were like a morgue. Took a stroll around the alley to squeeze some babes, then went back to AB for another brew. I caught Monica looking at me like maybe now she recognizes me but she was sitting with another "customer" and I respected that so I kept my distance.

Had a few more girls hit on me for drinks but I was in no mood after having my little feelings hurt (you all know how sensitive I am).

Pollo bar was closed last night (that fucking clip joint). I wanted to go in again and complain but to my sheer delight the place was locked and the lights were out. Every time I see that I think "GREAT, they busted!!"

I decided to not spend the night in TJ and left AB about 7:30 for the drive home. AlleyKat 34 perhaps Friday. See you in the Zona.

Country John

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Kevy Kev
11-25-04, 00:58
Wonding if anyone might want to take a trip to tj with a newbie this holiday weekend. Im willing to help out with the cost of getting there. PM me if your interested.

Country John
11-26-04, 22:42
Proud John,

You handled it like a VET! Great trip report. Lizbeth at AB was looking very good last week - I was on the recharge after the 1 pop and chasing Monica around but man, she looked good too.

There is a lot of very good info posted here about what to do regarding STD's etc. Just go see your doctor, give him the story and get tested. Talk to your doctor man.

Country John

Proud John
11-27-04, 02:09
Proud John,
Talk to your doctor man.
Country JohnCJ, no sypmtoms (i.e., burning, itching, etc.) so far thank goodness, but just to be safe I took a test for Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, and Hepatitus A,B,C (I waited the minimim incubation period). I will know by monday and will take HIV and other tests too as soon as is advisable. Incidentally, I found a place in Hollywood, "Progressive Health" or something like that (on Santa Monica Blvd about 2 blocks w. of Crescent Heights) that does legitimate rapid results testing relatively inexpensively. (I paid $160 for the above).

Believe it or not, I do not regret one second. I have vowed to learn from the experience but haven't made any major resolutions yet.

PJ

plsdat
11-27-04, 04:59
Wonding if anyone might want to take a trip to tj with a newbie this holiday weekend. Im willing to help out with the cost of getting there. PM me if your interested.Wassup kevy?

I looking for someone to go down to tj with this weekend.pls email if interesting.

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Euro100
11-27-04, 05:35
Proud John,

If I were you, I would not sleep with my regular girl for a while. Tell her you have food poisening and a bad case of the shits. Then follow Country John's advice and see a doctor. Tell me the whole story, then get tested. Have him check you for genital warts, too. Have them removed right away, if he finds any.

I don't want to bore you with incubation times, but most STDs are definitely curable. Antibiotics are cool!

euro

Allen Eire
11-27-04, 07:09
Hey Fellas,

I'm from NoCal and do not get the opportunity to head down to TJ that often but had the pleasure to hook up with a new board member and very cool guy Dickus Maximus. I have gone a couple times by myself but enjoy going with a fellow monger, it's always nice knowing someone has your back.

We crossed the border after 9:00PM and started the evening off with a legit massage at Azteca. The price was right at $25 for an hour with a $7 tip but considering the parlor is located underneath a discotech is bad. The masseus was average at best and I was not going there looking for extras just a relaxing massage. One of us business minded mongers should open up a massage parlor and put that place out of biz.

From there we hit HK for some drinks & entertainment. The two chica shaving cream, pussy eating floor show was great especially since we had a front row seat! In fact some eager Mexican fella decided to get in on the shaving creamed pussy action as well! What a riot! We also stopped in at Pollo, I agree with CJ total clip joint. This young hotty who resembled Demi Moore (A little) was all show and no go! Bought her a $12 ladies drink & tried to sneak in a kiss. She pulled away from me so damn fast with a firm NO! You would have thought I had herpes on my lips! Now I would have gladly paid $70 to fuck her but she abruptly left the table as if we were dead! I'll never set foot in that place again. I'll skip past the other little places we popped our heads into and say we finished in the good ol' AB. I was determined to chat up a chica without paying for another over priced drink. I was going to select this 19y/o good looking one but noticed inside her bikini top about 6-7 room tickets. I imagined being at a good restaurant on a busy nite, smile at the customer be polite but turn them as quick as possible. With that in mind I decided to pass. I just hate the fucking attitude that many young & pretty ones have. I would rather get a late 20's early 30's chica who knows she has to give affectionate service. I did end up going up stairs with a pretty 30+ latina who had natural dirty blond hair and an in shape body. The sex service was great and unrushed with mutual fingertip body massaging, DFK and oral almost a GFE.

All in all had a great time except for the drive back to Orange County at 3:00AM or was it 3:30? Could have been sooner but a certain someone took forever to seal the deal!

Juan Diego
11-27-04, 12:46
Anyone want to go to TJ this weekend? I'd like to leave Saturday or Sunday for a quick turnaround trip. PM me if anyone is interested.

SDcruiser
11-27-04, 19:04
Hit the zone twice yesterday while on business in baja. Early morning was dead and my time was limited. So I grabbed a street girl that I used to do regularly a few years back. She's still so cute, but an extra 20 around ther middle. We picked up where we left off a few years back and Cascadas is still the best short term. Melissa is her name.

On the way back I actually sat in the AB and watched for a while. I can't believe what they are charging for Lady drinks. Anyway Alma was able to coax me upstairs for what turned out to be an excellent session. We were in the room for an hour before the knock and I used every minute.

I grabbed another street girl before leaving and showed her the business end of 50mg of vitamin V. I told her I was tired and would not be able to perform. She said if "no bueno, no dinero". An extra 20 pesos to the hotel and "mas tiempo". I gave her an extra $20 for filling all holes.


Cruiser

Country John
11-27-04, 19:58
I'm headed back to the Zona for AlleyKat 34 this week. My girl comes back to town after New Years and I have some fresh faces I need to sleep with before she gets back. I'm also looking for the Legendary Tania who should be back from Mexico City before Christmas. She's a bit pricy but a "must do" if you are looking for the ultimate in the Latina Princess experience.

Most likely will be Friday because of a special event in the Zona. If anyone wants to hook up for a beer and some grab ass, PM me. Might be the last time (because of the Santa Claus whack) until next year.

This a bit "off topic" but don't back off on seeing your doctor. Tell him you are paying for sex and that you want him to check you out. Once he knows this he'll know what to look for. If you bullshit him and don't give him the straight scoop, you are not helping yourself. Govern yourself accordingly.

My doctor is very cool. He slaps me around for sex with hookers but he also understands that times have changed on both sides of the bed. Girls are a bit smarter about doing dick checks and protecting themselves but that's no excuse to let your guard down. You can still catch a booger using a condom and "practicing" safe sex.

I say "practice" because NOBODY will ever get it RIGHT. Medicine is a "practice."

Some men are afraid to talk to their doctor about Viagra - imagine that.

Be straight with him. He's a pro who can help you especially if you think you got a problem. The guy will respect your privacy and could save your life. Not to mention the health of your spouse or significant other.

I have a Kaiser plan that costs me about $500. per month and I use it to the absolute maximum. Believe me, I get much more than that in services from these bastards and in this hobby you need all the help you can get.

So do yourself a favor. Get checked. Often.

Be Safe and Be Nice

Country John

ReallyaNiceGuy
11-27-04, 23:13
My day trip from LA to TJ on Friday.

Went with a friend, not a monger, and his wife, she is from Mexice City, she had an appointment with the dentist I have been seeing.

While she was with the dentist I made a quick trip to the alley for a little fun.

When she was done we went to check out an auto body shop the dentest recomended. I liked then and think they will do a good job on My 1940 Ford Deluxe Coupe.

Then they were going to go shopping and I told them I would catch up with them later and made a run to AB.

Hung around for about two and had two girls during that time.

Met up with my friends, got a bite to eat and then headed home.

Mike

Smut Villain
11-28-04, 06:17
Country John's advice should be heeded by every monger on the planet. Period. If you bullshit your doctor, then you are playing Russian-Fucking-Roulette with your schlong (and possibly your life). Don't wait to learn that shit the hard way (like I did one time long ago).

C.J., I applaud you for your common sense.

Alienware
11-29-04, 01:23
I would like to head down to TJ sometime this week for my first trip (sex related anyways) and am curious if anyone wants to go to show me around. I would prefer to go during the day so my wife won't find out. :) Anyone interested, or that has any tips, PM me.

valuvr
11-29-04, 19:11
Hey Mongers,

I am in TJ until Monday Dec 6. If any of you want to hook up and have fun while I am here you can find me at chicago club or Adelitas Bar I will wear my Beige fishing cap with a Salmon on the front of it. My name is Jimmie stop by and lets have a beer dudes and trade stories.

Donnie Cabo
12-02-04, 08:20
Has anyone seen Elisa? She is new to Chicagos. About 20 with braces, real nice and cute and speaks pretty good english. I really want to get married to her I like her so much.

Country John
12-05-04, 01:31
Interesting day on Friday. I had to leave the Zona at about 6:30 for domestic reasons so I didn't hook up at the Fiesta. I stopped by several times and it was the last stop at 6:30 before departing but didn't see anyone.

Friday was my day to hook up with the Legendary Tania. Our deal was to meet at Pueblo Amigo, have lunch then scoot to her place for a session and I was very excited.

She was 20 minutes late getting to our appointment. I understand that it's rare for her to be late. I was on the phone with ea$y when she appeared. No matter, she said the day was clear for her in our last email so I figured all would be OK in the end. Besides, I was anxious to interview this legend.

I let her walk past me in the lobby so I could check her out, and I liked what I saw except no smile. She had black leather pants, a red bra top and knit sweater, her hair was down and she looked great.

I called to her and she turned around, approached me and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek. Then she took my hand as we walked to the restaurant. We ordered up a bowl of clam chowder and drinks, then we started to chat.

I got to know her pretty well. She is a real sweetheart. Soft spoken and very self confident. She held my hand across the table for the entire time we were there (except when we ate of course).

We sure talked a lot. So much in fact that at about 1PM she told me that she had a 2PM appointment and didn't want to be with me for only 45 minutes, but wanted to have a longer session with me. So she said that she would rather spend another 45 minutes with me and talk so we could schedule another session at her place.

I agreed because I'm not excited about a 45 minute session with someone I'd rather have for 90 minutes or even two hours. She is very sensual and we talked a bit about sex etc. I told her I don't like to have a rushed session.

So no pop with Tania although I have to say we had a great time over lunch and we hit it off real well. I'm looking forward to my session with her. I was happy to buy her lunch, talk to her and get to know her. Like I said earlier, she's a sweetheart. I love her.

So to the Zone I went to take care of the session issue and to try to meet some of you before the Fiesta.

Arrived at AB and checked things out. The place was jumping with lots of girls and customers, business as usual. I toured the Alley looking for Gabriela but she was not out. Checked in to Hong Kong to say Hi to Azul and to tell her hola from my girl in Michoacan and then I checked out CC, Tropical then to Le Tropa where I met the owner of the place. (Jeez, can't remember his name but he's the short pudgy guy with the white beard.)

He was VERY excited about the Fiesta and told me (through an interpreter) how appreciative he was that the group would use his place. He walked me around the place asking if it was "good enough" and I assured him that everyone would be pleased. He was anxious to know how many would show up.

Back to AB for a brew and some squeezes and I was grabbed by "Lucy" de Guadalajara. About 5', black hair, very enthusiastic and (again, through an interpreter guy she was talking to) told me she would let me do ANYTHING I wanted for $60.00. for one hour. I was surprised that she'd negotiate for an hour. So I told her that $60.00 was too much. She IMMEDIATELY dropped to $40. I said "One hour?" and she said "Si" so off we went!!!!

The mutherfuckers at Cascades actually charged me a buck for the condom!!!!! Almost told them to fuck off but it's a buck and I got the girl for the hour at $40. so I felt I was actually ahead of the game.

In the room (no camera) she undressed to reveal a little extra padding, "B" cups, great butt, hairy bush and a big smile - all the basic ingredients.
No mention on money up front.

First mistake she makes is trying to double condom me. No fucking way. I said NO but she was insistent. I actually had to grab my own dick to keep her from putting condom number 2 on. I was prepared to end the session right there but she finally relented and the session progressed with one condom. Mr. Green

Average to uneventful CBJ then multi positions. She was very loose. Little pussy control on the jab so I went deep. She liked that - a lot. My focus was on busting my nut and since we had an hour I was going to go for a 2pop, especially since she had the extra condom. I had a lot of trouble getting the feel of this girl. One positive was her nipples. Man, they grew out almost a fucking inch when I sucked on them - VERY nice.

What was even more exciting, she was LACTATING!!!!!! Nice tasty white milk oozed out when I sucked on them. YUMMY! (That explains why she was a lot "Loose.")

I stayed deep and after about 20 minutes she pops. I'm still jabbing for the 1pop but couldn't get it right with her.

After about 45 minutes she reverts to the hand job to try to get me off but It would not happen. I ended it so I could take a shower and re-group for the pop I came for.

After my shower (she left BEFORE I went in) I found her waiting for me at the reception desk. She gave me her home phone and told me to call her for a session at her place.

Back in the Alley I saw Gabriela back on duty, she said she just had dinner and was back on the job - it was a slow day for her and she was anxious to go to the room.

Negotiated $60 for the hour but at the end of the session she told me $80. so I was NOT excited about that. I didn;t pay her the $80 either and I'm thinking about benching her now.

Sex with Gabriela is great. She knows how to pop me and she did a great job about 40 minutes in. Excellent CBJ to rock hard then nice mount. She likes ontop and has excellent pussy control. American women need to learn this.

I worked on Gabriela to TLN with me but she's throwing around stupid numbers. She said $500. to TLN - I just laughed at her and said "For Free!!!"

I told her dinner, maybe a movie, maybe dancing but she TLN's for free. Looked like she was going my way too but the hit for the $80. was a bit of a turn off. We'll have to see.

Hit the clubs again looking for Ben or ea$y but no go. By the it was almost 6:30 so I went back to La Tropa but no one was there for the Fiesta yet. I left the club and drove home. Border was good at 6:30, about a 10 minute wait.

Border agent asked "What were you doing in TJ?" I told him I was there chasing my girlfriends. Hiding from some, looking for others. He was a very cool guy. He joked with me a bit about it and told me that he's been around a bit too but never saw anything like the girls in the Zona.

I told him it's time to get his act together and told him to hook up with the board. He said he would so we can look for another new member hopefully soon.

AlleyKat 35 is scheduled for Wednesday. This time I'll probably stay overnight and see what "pops."

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

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My New Toy Has Tits.

Wtboatr
12-05-04, 13:08
I recently read posts from a couple of members getting pretty friendly with the border agents regarding the nature of their visit to TJ.

This new sex tourism law scares me and the last thing I would do is tell a border agent that I went to Mexico to get laid.

Any thoughts on this new federal law? It seems that this law is targeted against those whose intent it is to have sex with children. Are normal mongers like me safe?

-- wt

Member #2041
12-05-04, 17:58
Wtboatr,

My thoughts are, the TJ border is the busiest in the world. The agents are worried about drugs coming across, and about terrorists coming across. They KNOW that most honest American citizens are going to TJ to party, drink, and get laid, and they could care less about that. Anything you can do to assuage their concerns about you being a drug dealer or terrorist will not cause you any harm.

Country John
12-05-04, 22:17
I recently read posts from a couple of members getting pretty friendly with the border agents regarding the nature of their visit to TJ.

This new sex tourism law scares me and the last thing I would do is tell a border agent that I went to Mexico to get laid.

Any thoughts on this new federal law? It seems that this law is targeted against those whose intent it is to have sex with children. Are normal mongers like me safe?

-- wt

Sex tours can be arranged in exotic lands for a fee of course but unfortunately some of these involve minors. Many do not. But the ones that do are targeted by the US and the patrons are targeted for criminal prosecution which is proper and just.

Remember that in Mexico (and in many other countries) there is a "tolerance zone" for those wishing to engage the services of a prostitute. That is not sex tourism and as long as you fly straight and stay away from minors you'll be OK in your mongering.

"Normal" mongerers like us who monger South of the border with consenting adults are not affected by this law that is designed to stop the criminal activity of sex with minors outside the USA.

If you seek sex with minors you should be shot IMHO. Unfortunately the law is somewhat more lenient than that.

I have my regular girls in Tijuana, Monterrey, Guadalajara, Culiacan etc. and they are all my girlfriends. I simply tell the border agent the truth.

If I told him that I was "in Mexico having sex with minors" then he should arrest me on the spot.

Much has been written about this sensitive issue. The respectable thing for any adult (man or woman) is to NOT do it. I would suggest you google it and read up on the text of the law - it's a good one.

So monger in Mexico and enjoy these delightful creatures. There are plenty to go around and they truly are beautiful. For me a fantasy. I can't even look at an American woman anymore.

Treat them with dignity and respect. It's not illegal and you don't have to worry about THAT.

Country John

Kevy Kev
12-07-04, 20:31
Can anyone tell me of a nice hotel to stay at for about $50 a night. I dont want to stay at a dump and have never spent the night there.

Long Duck Dong II
12-08-04, 01:21
I mean absolutely no disrespect here. I have been going to the zona for about 5 years now. I never report on it because there's really nothing new to tell. It's all been laid out and written about 100000 times before. Anyhow, I don't mean to be rude here, but, do you guys really think of some of these girls as G/F's? That is pathetic. I understand maybe that some of them are regulars and what-not, but still. To think these girls see you as more than a 50 dollar bill is quite naive. What are you going to tell me next? These girls only stand around AB waiting for you? Or that when they're fucking other guys they're dreaming of you? If this is some fantasy you're living in, fine. But if you really believe these girls think of you anymore than a customer, I feel sorry for you. No matter what they tell you, or how nice they are to you.

SuperDick
12-08-04, 03:22
If you seek sex with minors you should be shot IMHO. Unfortunately the law is somewhat more lenient than that.

I agree with what you say, but there are many young looking SGs in the alley that look of questionable age (they all say 18 of course).... Shouldnt the SGs have some sort of ID for age verification?? there was one hot looking SG standing right OUTSIDE the police station across from the alley.. she looked too young for me, so i walked away..

Hizark21
12-08-04, 03:43
picking up minors is bad and dangerous as well. now that the cops are looking for things to bust people in zona norte it's a good idea to be as straight as possible. minors seem like a easy way for the cops to stop and blackmail you. now i am uncertain if the statutory [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) law is the same as the us. for example if a girl tells you she's 18 but is a minor than it is still considered [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123). i suppose the best thing to do is to ask for id.

as far as the sex tourism law just tell the border agen that you were in tj for tourism. there is not much they can do unless you are busted and extradited for having sex with a minor.

TJ Bob
12-09-04, 04:05
I mean absolutely no disrespect here. I have been going to the zona for about 5 years now. I never report on it because there's really nothing new to tell. It's all been laid out and written about 100000 times before. Anyhow, I don't mean to be rude here, but, do you guys really think of some of these girls as G/F's? That is pathetic. I understand maybe that some of them are regulars and what-not, but still. To think these girls see you as more than a 50 dollar bill is quite naive. What are you going to tell me next? These girls only stand around AB waiting for you? Or that when they're fucking other guys they're dreaming of you? If this is some fantasy you're living in, fine. But if you really believe these girls think of you anymore than a customer, I feel sorry for you. No matter what they tell you, or how nice they are to you.

Back to reality! Good one my man!

Country John
12-10-04, 20:22
I mean absolutely no disrespect here.

None taken I am sure. It's everyone's point of view that makes this a great site.


do you guys really think of some of these girls as G/F's? That is pathetic. I understand maybe that some of them are regulars and what-not, but still.

Your not reading the posts if this is what you are thnking.



To think these girls see you as more than a 50 dollar bill is quite naive.

How short sighted. Most know they're probably in for a payday when you come around but I personally know several girls who are quite happy to sit for a ficha drink, yak and gossip etc. No trip. How sad that you would think this way. I'm sorry your experiences have been so negative.


What are you going to tell me next? These girls only stand around AB waiting for you? Or that when they're fucking other guys they're dreaming of you? If this is some fantasy you're living in, fine. But if you really believe these girls think of you anymore than a customer, I feel sorry for you. No matter what they tell you, or how nice they are to you.

What the fuck does this mean LDD? Like you think of them as anything other than w***s? Why wouldn't they think of you as nothing more than a customer. If your idea of a good time in the Zona isn't realized unless you get laid then you're missing out on a lot of very cool stuff.

The girls don't stand around waiting for each other. Of course they are waiting for you and I don't care what they dream about as long as they keep moving AND if they are dreaming about me then that's fine too.

This is what - your 28th post? You may have been going to the zona for five years but you do not seem to have been reading this or any other board very much. No disrespect intended.

To think that the Zona is anything beyond pay for play is fantasy. The GF status takes on a whole new meaning in the Zona. It's not like GF status in the civilian world.

It's a system that works well. We have our favoritas etc etc but we're not all dummies roaming the place feeling like these girls are in love with us.

To actually have a fav that you also happen to like as a person is anything but "pathetic." If you're not capable of liking someone because you have some fixed idea about what the prostitute thing is about that's your problem.

Sure they are there for the money but they also happen to come from the same group you do -the human race. Some are very cool chicas and I, of course love them all.

Now I can't speak for everyone of course. I'm sure that somewhere some luv sick bleeding heart is sitting at Western Union maxing out a credit card trying to squeeze out another couple hundred bucks so his "girlfriend" in back home can help pay for an operation for her mother. You'll always have that.

And I'm sure that somewhere in the zona some poor bastard has been standing in the same spot for hours waiting for the woman of his dreams to meet him because she told him to "Wait here honey, I cum back OK" and that she "lubs him bery muuch" He's spinning like a top believing that shit. He'll learn too. The question is how long will he stand there?

Most members/vets have the relationship thing pretty well defined and controlled. Some let it get out of hand and it bites back. But when you're in the world of the Zona, there's no better way to keep track of who's who and what's what, who is on the first string, who's on the bench etc. then to use a GF/fav system.

So classifying and catagorizing the girls as GF's, Fav's etc should not be viewed as 'pathetic' as you put it. We also have a few friends there that we like to pay some special attention to and there are no illusions about who we are or they are, what we are doing there or what they are doing there.

As you read more and post you'll find that this system works pretty well for keeping things straight in the Zona. Works great for me. You'll see a pattern emerge and you'll also see a difference between the heart-sick mongerer and the crew who got their game together.

I'm rambling here, I know that. But your post suggests that you are compelled to tell us to wake up and smell the coffee. Some might need that but most (gleaned from reading some of the 100000 posts) have things under control.

Of course there's always something new to post about after visiting the Zona. The zona changes almost every day. There might not be a need to tell the same "dip your wick" stories we all love to read and I am also sure that everyone here knows what a blow job is but there is always news to report back to the board.

If you have nothing beyond the glam slam to contribute that doesn't mean others don't. We need to hook up. There's more to the experience of the zona than the play by play on the pay for play. There's all the gossip, the new faces, etc. So get with it. The zona is an experience.

We appreciate your concern and look forward to meeting you over a brewski.

Sorry Jackson, I'll stay on topic.

Country John

Country John
12-10-04, 20:29
I'm starting to feel more at home in the Zona now than I am at home. Something about the place- the allure, the edge.

Arrived late because I had to shove a deal up a notary's ass in TJ. That took about an hour. Fucking jerks. They're crooks. Clip artists. Worse than the El Gallion in Guadalajara or the fucking El Pollo in the Zona.

Hooked up with some amigos from WSG, RODD and DirtyOldMan (D.O.M.), both veteran mongerers and very cool dudes. It's good for me because D.O.M helps me with Spanish, this was especially helpful when I ran into Diana de Culiacan. But more on that later.

Adelitas was looking very good. Some fresh faces and fabulous FABULOUS latina princesses. Even the Alley had some fine ladies out so there was no shortage of willing candidates.

I wanted to take a walk, smoke a joint and chat with D.O.M, catch up since our last get together, have a few laughs etc. I also wanted to have a look around the place since Gabriela was gone for the day and I was spending the night -who knows what you'll come up with.

I stopped by Miami, said hello to Azul and kick around for a bit, squeeze some girls etc., checked out CC etc. We made the rounds and had some laughs. D.O.M is funny with the SGs, we had a great time.

Allofthesudden Diana de Culiacan appeared, looking sharper than ever. D.O.M told me she was a bit mad about my going with Salma but I know who her novia is and I slammed that back in her face. She calmed down and got moist on the street. I decided that I'd TLN with her anyway since I already knew her, she's great in the sack and the price is right.

Told her I'd be back after I had another beer at AB with my amigos. She would go home and change and meet me in an hour.

Roddd was sitting alone on the back wall scoping things out and D.O.M and I started our trek to hottie central. D.O.M didn't make it. He was smitten by a princess and ended up sitting with her, buying fichas and rubbing her down. Later he would take her up and his parting words were "See you in an hour."

RODD and I shared some beers, caught up on life int he zona since we last met several months ago and just looked at the babes in Hottie Central, making the walk around the club a few times and squeezing a few. Lots and lots and lots to chose from but it was still early and I wanted to save the 1pop in case I TLN'd with someone.

Couldn't find Monica de TJ anwhere, I have a little score to settle with her - beach!

I waited for D.O.M as long as I could. I decided to head out and get the TLN started. It was about 9:30. Ran into D.O.M as I was parting the curtains. He had a great session and was going back for more. Seems he would TLN as well.

Earlier we decided to visit Cascades and complain like bitches about the multi girl policy. We gave the girls in the lobby a great show as we ascended the stairs. We are a couple of sick fucks. Jeez.

Complaints were met with laughter by the hotel guys as we expected but we gave it a shot anyway. These fucking guys recognized me and said "si senior, we know when you will be back." referring to my TLNing with Salma.

They think I'm her husband or BF or something. They remember when I parked in front and loaded up all her shit, they thinking she is coming to America.

Couldn't stay at Cascades anyway 'cos the GF would find out I tln'd with someone else and THAT could have serious future consequences, the place above AB doesn't have a TV in the TLN rooms (WTF?)

Met up with Diana as agreed, she wanted Cascades and I said no. Decided to use Hotel Zona Norte for a change. I figured the cockroaches are all related anyway so WTF?

So Hotel ZN it was. Room was OK, bathrooms were OK 'cept the fucking sink leaked, easily fixed with the trash can. Their shower is good with reliable hot water and good pressure.

The bed worked well and Diana and I gave it a thorough workout. The standard multi-pos session with lots and Lots of action, passion and popping. Diana is great in bed and doesn't mind the long pop. 1pop by 11, 2pop by 1AM . She stayed the whole night and we cuddled and fondled ourselves to sleep. Got off the 3pop at 7AM and she walked me to my vehicle like the trooper that she is. Total for her was 1000p. For me it was a great TLN and lots to remember as I trekked across the 2 to Mexicali with DanTheMan.

Diana was a pleasure to be with. She has her good days and her bad days. If you get her on a good day then the day will be very very good. On a bad day you would want to avoid her.

American Woman - when will they ever fucking learn, again I say NOBODY does it with the style of the Latina. Even on an off day.

Can't wait for AlleyKat 36. I got some SG's I gotta do. I've been holding out too long. One thing for sure, it's gonna cost me.

I'm off to Honolulu for a few days - the land of the $150. Waikiki hand job. I got a civi friend who wants to do dinner, a very pretty Japanese American girl so there will be no mongering but I am gonna try to do her anyway. I hope to get one more whack at the Zona before 2005.

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

Dickhead
12-11-04, 03:04
LDD wrote:

"do you guys really think of some of these girls as G/F's? That is pathetic. I understand maybe that some of them are regulars and what-not, but still. To think these girls see you as more than a 50 dollar bill is quite naive. What are you going to tell me next? These girls only stand around AB waiting for you? Or that when they're fucking other guys they're dreaming of you? If this is some fantasy you're living in, fine. But if you really believe these girls think of you anymore than a customer, I feel sorry for you. No matter what they tell you, or how nice they are to you."

I don't think LDD really understands México or Latinas in general and I wonder if he speaks much Spanish.

Roddd
12-11-04, 03:58
I always enjoy hitting the zona during the week. The crowds are light, and there are always enough hot chicas there to make the decision difficult.

Country John, good to see you again. Thanks again for the brew.

I did end up finding who I was looking for. Jael (hi-EL) de Veracruz. She usually starts by nine, but was 'mas tarde' that evening. Jael is about 5' 1", probably all of 100 pounds. Not sure of her age as I never asked, but I would say she is 20 something. She has shoulder length dirty blond hair, and a very nicely enhanced rack. Although, upon thorough and further inspection, I could not find a scar any where on that girl. This requires further investigation. If you like them short and sweet with healthy jugs, Jael is your chica.

She wanted $60 to go up, butt settled on $50. She didn't ask for the money up front as many do, and didn't even ask for it when we finished. Surprised the hell out of me. In the room, an overall nice experience. Great CBJ, she even got in the 69 and offered up the clam, but I don't DATY in LZN. Very clean girl, but still, no. Oh, did I mention she was small, yes, small and tight in all the right places. Multiple positions, no complaints, and a pleasant attitude. Definitely a repeat for me.

Blue Nose
12-12-04, 00:07
Was in the zona last weekend, and this has been my first chance to post since then. Normally I go during the day, but I had a few friends who wanted me to show them around so we went down on a Friday night.

I'm not sure who mentioned it, but the rumor that there are not many girls in the alley due to the holiday season seems to be a bit overblown: there were 100+ girls working on Friday night at midnight, and most were still there, braving the cold, when I left at 2am.

Started off at AB at about 9pm, but it was way too crowded for us to feel comfortable and get settled in so we just turned around and left. Over to CC, and the place was just starting to come alive. And what an awesome place it turned out to be - much less crowded and lower pressure than ABs IMHO. We grabbed a table and some beers and just let our eyes wander. Very soon, one of my friends waved over a girl he liked and after one drink (Ficha drinks at CC are $6) they went upstairs and I headed out to pick up some C-tablets for everybody. I could tell it was going to be a long night! Anyway, I got to the farmacia just as it was closing at 10 and picked up 3 20mg Cialis tablets. Popped one and headed back to CC. 25 minutes and 2 beers later, it started to take effect and I waved a chica who I had been eyeing over to our table. Meriam from Mexico City is a slim dark haired 20 year old with a really nice body, and nice firm breasts. She looked great in her tight jeans, and I didn't need much convincing. She started at $60, but quickly agreed to $50. Upstairs we went.

First time at CC and man, the hotel there is like an open air motel on the inside, and it was freezing last weekend. The rooms were also freezing, with no heat, but fortunately Meriam quickly warmed me up with her soft naked body pressed against mine. Started with a nice CBJ then some reverse cowgirl. Switched to doggie, and as I opened up her ass cheeks to take better look while I was pounding away I completely lost it. I'm sure I lasted less than five minutes, but it had been a while for me, and it was still worth it. Would recommend her and I hope to see her again.

Back to CC to re-charge, and I ended up hooking up with a girl who I just seemed to hit it off with right away. Actually bought her two drinks before the session and another one after. She was so affectionate both inside and outside the room that I had a hard time believing she worked in the zona.

Unfortunately, I am one of those guys who likes to have a fav in the zona and thinks of the fav as a g/f. I even stop by Miami most times I am there to see a girl whom I just enjoy talking to, not to go upstairs with. At any rate, I have a new favorite chica in the zona and a new favorite bar (for evenings, anyway) to hang out in.

If you haven't been to CC, check it out - a little more relaxed than AB with some really hot chicas in there. By 1am the place is very crowded. We left around 1:30, stopped in at HK (they were asking for a cover so we said no way), went to Miami for a quick beer and then back across the border. Good thing there were three of us as I was so loaded on beer, tequila and Cialis I would have been a sitting duck had I been by myself. By far one of the best trips I have had to the zona.

Blue Nose
12-12-04, 00:27
Long Duck Dong, I wanted to reply to your post. While I understand where you are coming from, in that many of the girls there see us as nothing more than walking ATM machines, I don't know that you can lump all the girls in the zona into the same category.

The zona is, I think, both a simple place and a complicated place at the same time. It is simple for the guys who just want to hand the girl $50 and get laid and it more complex for the guys who like to hang out there, talk to the girls, get to know them and maybe even be their friends. I classify myself in the latter group as I genuinely like most Mexicans I meet. I admit that there is an emotional attachment there, but I actually kind of like that and most (but not all) girls seem to appreciate it too. I think it may help make their difficult jobs somewhat easier. It's funny - this emotional attachment isn't what brought me to the zona in the first place, but it is one of the things that brings me back.

As I have said in some previous posts, I believe that there is something for everybody in the zona. If you are just looking for quick, transactional sex then you will find it and the zona would be seen as nothing more than a giant open-air Wal Mart where sex is the only service being sold. If, however, you are looking for something else: GFEs, GFs, a woman who can be your fav or even a friend then you can find this also. It just depends on how hard you are willing to look, how much time you want to invest in one girl and how you present yourself to the girl.

In short, what type of experience you will have depends on what type of experience you want. Since everybody is different, it stands to reason that their approach to the zona and to the girls is also different.

Sorry for the diversion, as I know we are off topic. I just wanted to make it clear to the many who read this board but do not post that there are many different experiences that can be had in TJ.

Dawg33
12-12-04, 18:27
I just returned from a four day San Diego business trip and made a few stops in TJ. Since I benefited greatly from the information on this board, I wanted to also share my experiences. First, Brockton O'Tools TJ Guide is mandatory reading. I followed the advice listed regarding crossing the border, taxis, security information, Adelita Bar (AB) and Chicago Club (CC). I traveled alone each night to TJ, drank responsibly, and never had a problem. I’m attaching a map found from another website that helped me identify areas.

I won’t provide a scale rating because all of our tastes are different. I prefer petite, small ass, full lips, long brown hair, and brown eyes. The darker and more Hispanic, the better. In my four night trips to TJ, I had no shortage to pick from, if I was patient and hunted well.

On the first night, I decided to check out the CC. It was completely dead (although it was early) so I went to Adelitas. After twenty minutes of scanning the bar and having a few beers, I hooked up with Maria, 29, from some city about 70 miles south of TJ. She had a great attitude and we quickly negotiated $60 . She allowed multiple positions (missionary, cowgirl, and doggie). Her CBJ was really enthusiastic as well. The room was $11 (and add a $1 for the cum clean up guy) – which was surprisingly nice. I planned to see Maria again because she was really a good GFE. I was tired from my cross country flight, so I called it a night early.

On the second night, I decided to check out the SG scene. I was amazed at how many there were along the street behind Adelitas. There had to be 40-50 of them standing up and down the street. As I would walk by checking them out, a few would hiss or cat call. It was like being a hot chick walking thru an urban construction zone. I found most of the SGs to be much younger and less attractive than the girls in the club. However, there were a few gems and I quickly negotiated with them.

My first SG experience was with Elizabeth. A 19 year old from Monterrey, with blonde highlights and a pretty smile. She was hot, but had no personality. The SG rooms are only $5 and she charged $20 for half and half. She wanted more for “sin ropa” but nothing more for doggie style. Since she had a Catholic school girl outfit on, after a weak CBJ, I pulled her skirt over her backside and went at it. This was purely mechanical and she left as soon as we were done.

Because of this experience, I decided to use the SGs like porn fluffers – a quick BBBJ or CBJ to get me off so I could last longer for the top talent at ABs and CC. I don’t recall the names of the SGs on my next few nights, but it wasn’t necessary.

After Elizabeth on Night 2, I hooked up with Paloma at CC. She is 24 and from Cancun. She spoke passable English and with my high school Spanish we had a good conversation before going upstairs. She was not your typical TJ *****-like girl, but had a more girl next door looks. After a drink together we negotiated $50 for ½ and ½ and went upstairs. The rooms at CC are just as nice as ABs, but they have TVs. When we walked into the room, Paloma asked if it was OK that she turned on the porn channel. This was a clue for the GFE experience I was about to get. Paloma was excellent GFE – very enthusiastic CBJ, doggie, mishe, and cowgirl. She said that guys who treat her well (no with $, but being nice and respectful) she goes the extra mile. Good advise to follow.

The last night I decided to bar hop to other areas in the Zona Roja to see if I missed anything. After quick trips to the Miami Bar, Hong Kong, and the New York Club, I realized I didn’t miss anything. I went back to Adelitas.

At AB’s, I met up with a SD monger who spoke perfect Spanish. It was nice to talk with someone in English and help me translate to the chicas. We had a few beers and then I spotted Elana – a 23 hour hottie from Mexico City. Again, another great GFE (although she rushed a little).

One tip I would offer when spotting the girl you want in AB’s or CC is to buy her a drink. This will give you a chance to see what her attitude is while making only a $7 dollar investment. I did this with all of the chicas who caught my eye and it helped me screen out two likely bad experiences.

I speak only high school level Spanish so I decided to create a cheat sheet. I actually printed out this on a small sheet of paper and when I couldn’t communicate, I pointed out what I wanted. This may be a little anal (no pun intended), but I got exactly what I wanted with no mistake in communication. Some of the girls got a big kick out of my list (see below).

Quiero sexo oral (keyero sexo OHral)...I want oral sex
Querría al cum en la boca. - I would like to cum in your mouth.
Como perrito (cohmo perrito)...Doggie-style
Cuanto cuesta la hora? (Cooanto cuesta la ora) ...How much does the hour cost?
Traes condon? (trys condON)...Do you have a condom?
Dinero is no problema, pero despues."… Money is no problem, but afterwards.

Numbers -
10 diez
20 veinte
30 treinta
40 cuarenta
50 cincuenta
60 sesenta
70 setenta
80 ochenta
90 noventa

When I wasn’t sure of the number being quoted, I actually pulled out a pen and wrote a number down on a napkin. Maybe this is the lawyer in me, but since the negotiations were clear upfront, I never had any problems up in the room.

Sorry for the long post. I hope the information is useful. I had a blast in TJ and I would go back again in a heartbeat.

Vagringo
12-13-04, 18:32
will tj be dead and also can someone pm me about basic rates not a newbie but am spoiled on th peru and col pricesl

Matiz
12-13-04, 19:10
Blue Nose, it was a pleasure to read your post. For years, I've thought that TJ was much more complex (and therefore harder to stereotype) than most posts would indicate. After reading a number of posts in a thread about a girl or bar, I suppose it's almost irresistable to generalize---she's a GFE, or she's stuck up, or that bar is a rip off. But the longer I've been going to TJ, the more complex and nuanced my experiences have become. As a consequence, my trips have become less predictable and more spontaneous as I've slowly abandoned my expectations about what will (or should) happen. In the process, I've slowly come to see the many generalizations and stereotypes I read on the internet about TJ as "comforting" and "reassuring" to the gringo traveler rather than as accurate or realistic.

Maybe that's just part of getting older. Everything here in the states also seems more complicated and ambiguous than twenty years ago--shades of gray instead of black and white. The format on an internet board doesn't really lend itself to exploring these sorts of issues, especially when raised in the context of a commercial sex destination like TJ, which has many more titillating topics for guys to discuss, so I'll leave it at that. But I enjoyed reading your take on it. Thanks.

Matiz

Hard Stock
12-14-04, 06:02
Hey! Watch those prices! Your conduct affects traffic. The girls in Adelitas will happily accept $40 most of the time and $50 is "I'm going to pass out with this hard-on". Ok?

While I am no monger with a flashlight I have been around a little. Be sweet, be firm, and wink. It gets you everywhere.

This is baja and you don't have to buy at the first price quoted. Chicas have less respect for those who do.

Just a hint 'pro hac vice', ok?

Country John
12-14-04, 19:37
Dawg, glad you had a good time. The zona is a very unique place.

I have only a brief comment. You are overspending, and I think you need to review what we mean by GFE.

YOU didn't "negotiate" anything with Maria, she got you for the full fare. (Sometimes it's worth it though and I'd be less than honest if I didn't admit to paying full fare in the past.)

Usually you pay full fare to a fav or a trophy fuck. The fav(orite) will ignore the knock, take extra good care of you in the room, will not be like an American woman etc. The trophy fuck is the Paris Hilton look alike that you just gots to have so you'll spend the extra for the experience.

Paris Hilton is not my type however. I'm more of a J.LO man. American women have much to learn and one of them is that "Looks ain't everything."

Even the trophy fuck will go for $40. though.

Never buy them the drink first. Buy the drink only if they are warm on the first squeeze, NEVER if they ask first. You want to spend time/money with someone you can like unless you want to go upstairs right away and you don't have to buy them a drink if you're going to do that -they are there to fuck and so are you.

I like to spend time with the girl downstairs too so when I find the one, I spend the money but don't think you need to do that first. Because you could end up doing that all night. And that could get expensive.

So much for the brief comment eh?

Sounds like the girl in the Alley did the right thing. There are a lot of gems out there.

I don't want to spit in your soup and if the girl wouldn't go for under $60. then there it is. I just wanted to chime in with a few observations.

You handled it well though so next time out, let us know when you'll be in town.

Be safe and be nice
Country John

Cienega32
12-15-04, 02:39
I'm a Juarez monger by heart but have had a few nice trips to TJ in the distant past. I still check out this forum tho' and have always enjoyed the posts from Country John. Wise info for all us border crossers can always be found there!

Caddy65
12-15-04, 09:25
I have been reading this post for about 2 months and I love it. I can't wait for my next trip to TJ. The last time (the only time) I was there I partied my ass off. I went to Adelitas, Chicago's, and the bar next to adelitas (can't remember the name). I also noticed some SG on a side street and they were going for $10. I didn't pick any of them up, but what's the deal with those SG's? They were hot. They looked fairly clean too. Is it dangerous to pick up the SG's? I don't know the street because that's the only time I have been there, but I will be back in January for sure. Thank in advance for advice.

tjfooker
12-15-04, 17:28
Would like to make another trip down there. This Sunday, either Afternoon or evening. I live in the San Diego area.

PM me if interested.

Country John
12-16-04, 00:04
but what's the deal with those SG's? They were hot. They looked fairly clean too. Is it dangerous to pick up the SG's?

Caddy, sex with any prostitute is dangerous but you already know that eh? Having said that, the girls today tend to practice safe sex more than they did a few years ago.

There is a thread on this site about safe sex, check it out. You should explore this site thoroughly. There is wealth of very good info here.

YOU should practice safe sex always always always.

The street girls vary in hygene practice. You need to educate yourself on what to look for. I've boinked a lot of 'em and I'm here to tell the tale (I also get checked monthly for STD's).

Yes, the SG's are HOT, some are very hot. I love them all. There is a difference between the SG's and "walkers." The girls leaning against the buildings in the Alley are supposed to have health check cards and these must be re-validated every 30 days. If they don't have them then they're not allowed to be there. The "walkers" are "illegal" as far as "illegal" goes in the Zona. If the girls without cards are busted, they get in some kind of trouble - who knows what.

When you find one you like and you get to the room, make sure you wash your hands and your dick. Wash up again afterwards.

Check out this site for the info you need. It's all here. Many members spent a lot of time posting this valuable info. Take the time to read it and enjoy the Zona in January.

Be safe and Be NICE
Country John

TJ Bob
12-16-04, 03:03
Caddy65,

SG vs BG is like a swapmeet vs department store. Both are fun and you get what you want, but are different experiences IMHO. I always do both for sleaze variety sakes. try it!

Blue Nose
12-17-04, 05:35
Guys - I have heard a rumor that there are Russian girls available at CC. I have a friend who banged a CC girl who was from Moscow back in the fall, and I was wondering if anybody else had first hand experience.

I did a bit of research, and the concept of a Russian girl in TJ is not as unbelievable to me as it was at first. Apparently, Eastern European girls get flown into Mexico city, where immigration checks are pretty lax (and for a little dinero, the border guard will turn the other way). The girl is then usually brought to a border town and, while waiting to be snuck into the US to go work for an escort service, works for a while in Mexico.

If anybody has run into Russian girls at CC or anywhere in TJ, please post a reply or PM me. I love latinas to death, but those Russian girls sure know how to keep you warm on a cold winter's evening.

Blue Nose

tjfooker
12-17-04, 20:20
Shoot, is nobody going to TJ this weekend ? I find that hard to believe on this board.

Matiz
12-19-04, 06:27
Christmas cheer was evident throughout TJ this week--even the utility poles in the alley had lights strung on them and an inflatable Santa bobbed back and forth on the sidewalk. The chicas, of course, are in full-out work mode to earn enough dinero to buy presents for their kids. For me, Christmas in TJ has always evoked mixed emotions---the seasonal good cheer highlights the underlying humanity we all share while at the same time one cannot help but notice just how little most Mexicans have by comparison with Americans.

The working girls are in a particularly tough spot--many I talked to this week
will not be able to visit their kids back home at Christmas because the domestic airlines in Mexico raise ticket prices a lot during the holidays. So they're waiting 'till January to go home. That means they'll be spending Christmas alone, or commiserating with other single working girls, or, worse, actually working. I know, I know---it's a choice they've made. Still, it's hard not to have empathy for them at this family-oriented time of the year.

After hearing several of these sad tales of lonely holidays from various chicas, I strolled into Equipales hoping to be cheered up by Rosa. Several of the lesser lights at E. converged on me as I walked in, but I was insistent that I was there to see Rosa, so they reluctantly called to her in the back where she was dressing (she had just arrived). A few minutes later she appeared, resplendant in knee-high black boots, thigh-high mesh stockings, and a two-piece fake leopard skin outfit. The top was cut very low in the front, of course, to show maximum cleavage, while the bottom was cut very high in the back to show maximum cheek-age.

Making small talk, I found out quickly that Rosa is working hard to earn enough money to buy presents for her five---yes, count 'em, five- --kids. She went over to the counter and retrieved her purse and brought over pictures of her "bebes", several of whom were actually in their late teens. The youngest daughters looked exactly like mom, only younger. It's a little strange to be playing with mom's large boobies and allowing her to massage Matiz Jr. while we talk about her kids. "No condones", she says a bit wistfully. "Accidentes." Well, I could see one or even two accidents---but five??

Upstairs we had another fine session that rated pretty high up on the Nasty Meter. Afterward, we again made small talk and I made the mistake of asking her about the transvestite floor show in the evenings. Had she seen it? Was it any good?

"Oh, yes, it's good. But they charge a $5 cover." Really? "Yes", she says, her voice getting sarcastic, "They're artists, you know." Well, I said, you're an artist too. "No, I'm a fucking w****", she replied. When I looked confused, she explained that she had complained to the manager that the TV's got $20 for dancing while she only got $2 for a half hour of grinding away and letting guys grope her. The manager told her, "They're artists. You're just a fucking
w****, a b****. You have a pussy and you're only function is to service men with your pussy."

There was a mix of genuine anger in her expression as well as real sadness. She was either about to beat the crap out of somebody or break down and cry. She concluded, "I guess when you have a pussy you're a bitchita, a fucking w****. When you don't have a pussy, you're an artist." There wasn't much I could say, so I put my arm around her (as if that would really do any good), and told her that she was an artist extraordinaire to me and she made me feel very good when I was with her. A pitiful attempt, I know, but it was all I could think of at the time.

After I left E., I wandered down to Manolo's for a drink, hoping it would cheer me up after Rosa's pall had descended over me. Unfortunately, it was karaoke night, and after listening to a number of drunk Mexicans struggle mightily with a three-note range, I can report that plastered Maxican karaoke singers are just as awful as plastered American karaoke singers. They just strangle the cat in Spanish instead of English. But everybody was into it, a group sing-along, so it was all in good fun.

As I sat at the bar, I noticed that there were many photos of Marilyn Monroe. As an adolescent, I had the hots for MM in a serious way, going so far as to spend an entire semester in art class drawing pictures of her face from the famous Look Magazine cover. One picture hanging over the coat roack was one that I'd never seen before. MM is propped up in a bed with her back resting on a pillow. She is naked except for the bedsheet. Her legs are spread wide open with the sheet pulled up to cover her panocha and her amazing boobs. Beside her is a tray with a bottle of milk and a plate of eggs. She is smiling into the camera while she cracks open one of the eggs into a glass of milk. Man, talk about symbolism--- eggs, milk, sex, breasts. Even I could figure that one out. And that smile of hers is pure gold--a mixture of virginal innocence and slutty seduction. You could combine J-Lo, Madonna, and Brittany, multiply by ten, and you couldn't touch MM on her worst day. Over forty years later, I still remember exactly what I was doing and where I was on that warm summer night when I heard she was dead. Que lastima.

So now, between Rosa and MM, I was pretty depressed. I wandered down Revolucion to Adelita's, knowing that if I could just find one of my three Sonias (from Cancun, Chihuahua, and Acapulco), I'd be right back in a Christmas mood. Fortunately, I hadn't been there two minutes when Sonia de Chihuahua (the Kay Parker 70s pornstar lookalike), disengaged from another guy, sauntered over, and rubbed her gigantic 36DD's against my arm. She patted one of her ample breasts and said, "when I saw you my heart went 'boom, boom, boom'." She's so sweet. A BS artist, like all her AB sisters, but very, very sweet. She says it with such feeling.

She nursed her drink for a half hour in a booth, while we fooled around. Sonia wears no ropa interior at AB, and, periodically, allows her short skirt to ride up so I can see the goods. Then she'll pull down the skirt half-heartedly, as if it's gonna stay there. She also has this habit of playing with her chichis and "accidentally" letting them fall out of her top. Then I help her put them safely back where they belong. Que diversion, verdad?

During our conversation, I found out she had just returned that morning from a monthlong break back home (can anyone say "horny"?). She was worried that she had gained weight from eating all those home-cooked tortillas. Actually, she did look like she'd put on about 3-4 kgs., but I certainly wasn't gonna be the one to tell her. She joked that she'd like to find tortillas that went directly to her breasts, not her hips--as if she needed more in that department. To avoid the dreaded knockus interruptus, I opted for an hour with my voluptuous amiga, and it was really worth it. We took it very, very slow and relaxed. Lots of time to just kiss and pet and so on. Sonia is a real "can do" provider for whom the customer is always right. If you suggest it, she's usually up for it. Within reason, of course. No Slinkies, farm animals, or sharp instruments.

So we built up to a big finish, which, happily for me, took the form of an excruciatingly pleasant facial/mouth finish. Unlike other chicas who will immediately run back to the bano to clean up, Sonia de Ch., bless her heart, just lay back down on the bed, rubbed it into her skin, and said "mmmmm, que rico". We continued to talk and pet, finishing with one of her back massages. Her massage technique isn't great, but, at that point in the proceedings, it's really the thought that counts. She is such a trooper--always happy and upbeat, never down--and I was very happy to contribute to her children's Christmas gift fund.

Thanks to her sweet attention, I left Adelita's once again full of the Christmas spirit. As I hope all of you are. A safe and happy holiday season to you all.

Matiz

Rabo Verde
12-19-04, 08:40
There are lots of Russian girls in TJ, they are always russian you to finish!

Termas Time
12-19-04, 18:34
That is funny shit, but quite accurate. Many girls in TJ will ask you have you finished b4 you even put in. It is my opinion that sex improves as you go further south in this hemisphere (Brazil, Colombia, etc....)

Termas Time

Blue Nose
12-19-04, 19:39
Did a quick loop through the alley yesterday on my way to Hong Kong, and it is as busy the Saturday before Christmas as any other Saturday. At 4pm there were about 60 - 70 SGs working. Some really nice looking ones also. Both Miami and Hong Kong had about the same number of people in them as they usually do. I didn't have a lot of time so I was just in HK for an hour or so. If anybody is reconsidering going to TJ because of the time of year, the zona is still open for business.

Happy Holidays to all!

Blue Nose

Country John
12-20-04, 01:26
My references to Dirty Old Man in my last post actually refers to Chupo. He has a harum in Brazil. And he really is a dirty old man.

I arrived in the Zona at 11:30 PM, an all time late for me, especially on Friday night. Work ran over and I was pissed because I was good to go for an early evening in the Zona.

No matter, the wifey was already in bed at home and I had previously told her it would be a late one.

The cops were everywhere. So were we. I turned onto Constitution and started to nose over the hill and it was alive with traffic, music, girls, girls and more girls.

There's probably no place busier on a Friday night. OK, maybe Disneyland but the Zona was a sea of humanity with a little bit of inhumanity mixed in for good measure. Why do I get a feeling of belonging in the Zona. Is it just me or is there anybody else out there who believes that they cold actually live there?? Jeez.

Rolled down the hill riding the brakes and checked out the girls while trying not to run into anyone, especially the cops. Couldn't wait to get out of the car.

I had to wait to park. Seems the cops were busy hooking up some gringo in a red Blazer 4X4. They had the entrance blocked so I hit the 4 ways and sat there till they moved. The driver was put in the police car and the truck was driven away by a cop. The truck has no plates but did have a used car lot ad and plate frame, looked like it was from San Diego.

Finally got out of the car and headed up Constitution. The place was crawling with girls and guys. The smell of the taco stands, exhaust fumes, sewer and all that along with the chill in the air was exhilarating.

Headed straight to the Alley. Saw Sonia and her pretty little smile and slim bod. I've had my eye on her for a while and my plan was to take her so I stopped, looked her in the eye and told her i'd be back in 10 minutes or so and we would go. I wanted to have a beer and see who else was out. After all, it was Friday night in the Zona.

Didn't really see anyone else I knew but there were some familiar faces.

What really struck me was the ever increasing number of wide-eyed and silly stupid childish fucking newbies out there. Man. It's like they are in some kind of fucking amusement park or zoo. Misbehaving and being disrespectful to everyone including the girls is an absolute terrible way to behave. Do they do that shit at home? Maybe it's just me.

Strolled through AB, well almost strolled. The place was so fucking crowded that the only way to get to the pisser was to move with the crowd and hope you ended up there. LOTS of girls though so If I were going to take one it would have been Friday night, but I would pop Sonia.

Ran into a guy across the corner from El Pollo fucking clip joint who was trying to get me to go there. I of course opened up like the crystal cathedral choir and told him everything I knew. He told me that he was the manager of the place. (Short guy, Mexican, trim, dresses in black, clean shaven with short black hair.) He wanted me to go over and fix things up with me. Yeah. Like a .38 slug between the ears. Not tonight.

I checked out CC, another big crowd. I usually see the place empty. Same with Tropical, LT, Miami and HK. They were barking about "no cover charge" at HK so I guess that idea didn't work well.

I was now 20 minutes late with Sonia, standing next to her again in the alley telling her "let's go." Then I remembered to make sure I had the deal right and was running it thorough one more time with her.

Out of the fucking blue came this asian guy (young) who walked up to her, took his wallet out and pulled out a $20.00 bill and said "OK let's go." I was starting my wind up when Sonia looked at him and said "OK" and walked off with him. Ouch.

So I'm leaning against the wall with a shocked look on my face thinking "WTF?" I know many of you are clutching your hearts here too. I mean 'sup???

I was telling her (and she understands English) that we might run over so if we do I'll pay her extra of course, we just needed to make sure we got the muny straight. Then this shit happened.

Looking back on it, this fuckhead was probably 21 years old. I'm an old fart so that choice is easy. But what about the other part, respect? Now maybe I'm over-reacting a bit and assuming too much. She was ready to go with me. So I decided that she will be forever stricken from the to do list and I intend to fuck the shit out of every girl standing next to her, show them a good time and give them decent tips. That'll learn her.

So she better start surrounding herself with uglies.

This guy was a newbie too. He ran up gushing with excitement, like a silly child. Jeez, maybe he was a vet and that's his game!! Maybe I'll try that. Obviously no manners and not a member of THIS board.

Let's call them the "candy store" type.

I limped down the alley licking my wounds and looking at the girls. Just past HK stood Blanca de Puebla. 5' 3 or so, petite and shivering. Said she was 19 and later told me she was 21. negotiated 40 minutes for $50. and went straight to the room at Cascades.

Started changing the deal in the room. She wanted more for sin ropa, more for blow job, more for ontop, more for breathing, more for just being alive. So, 10 minutes later it was the deal on the street or no deal. She stripped, pur her little self in bed under the covers and it was on. There would be no upselling this AlleyKat. Especially after the little episode with Sonia.

I was already very much looking forward to the session (any session) so we started with her ontop and I'm glad we did. No need for a BJ unless I went limpdick. I just wanted to get laid.

Blanca moves with the precision of a machine while massaging and giggling. A nice combination. Something American women should learn but never will.

A petite body but proportionate. Her tits were tastey but not huge. Large dark nipples gave them a sensuality that was irresistible.

Her grip was firm and she could loosen up as well. She liked to go deep, tighten with a base ball bat like grip and then rock in and out. Very nice. Good control.

All of the sudden I realized that it was ME getting fucked, not ME doing the fucking. So I just lay there and enjoyed every sensation from every nerve ending I could find with her bouncing her bottom and those titties beating against my chest. Ahhhhhhh.

She would find herself ontop a few more times during the session. Each one like the above.

She used some lube in the beginning but as we got on with the session she got very wet. She didn't erupt in multiple orgasms though and in fact I don't think she had one at all.

When I started to feel the contractions I changed to mish again. I like shooting down sometimes. I I do her again I'll shoot up. So mish it was and I came like the guys on the TV at Cascades. She drew every ounce out of me with that excellent pussy control. Some girls really know how to do that well.

Got dressed and Blanca is putting the screws to me for more money so I had to be firm. She speaks no english by the way so it was mostly sign language. She pulled out her wallet and showed me about 60 pesos as all she had. But a deal is a deal. So I paid her and she left.

Downstairs there were no signs of letting up in the crowd. By now it was 2:30 and time to roll. I stood in the doorway to Cascades watching the crown when Blanca appeared in the lobby. I figured she was going to put the arm on me for more cash but instead she walked over and wrapped her arms around me and gave me a big hug.

She said something to me in Spanish and smiled, squeezed and walked back to her spot. Stupid me didn't understand but I like the way she said it.

Back to the border, only 3 lanes open and about a 30 minute wait. Got home at about 4:30 and called it a "day."

I'll be back next week to deal with Sonia on AlleyKat 38.

Country John

Country John
12-23-04, 18:12
I wanted to do this for a long time. Arrived with my wingman DanTheMan (DTM) at about 1:30PM. We had a short work day.

Got to the parking lot, smoked a joint and headed to the action. What fun. I couldn't help hearing the Beatles song "Penny Lane" and thinking that someone ought to write something about the Zona with it's cast of characters and undercurrent of sleaze, hustle and all. Newbies travelling in packs looking like they are being followed by the mob or some strange shit.

Had a few tacos at the alley restaurant then strolled the Alley, squeezing and tugging at the girls. I was looking for Gabby but she must have been up. DTM found a walker at Ninos Heros and the Alley. She was rather white but clearly latina and bottle blonde. She wanted to go with me too but DTM wanted to fly solo so he took her for 1/2 hour at $20. She used Teresa Hotel.

I told DTM I'd wait so there I am, leaning against the wall waiting for DTM to do his business when across the street I spot Jacqueline de Puebla at Venicia looking real nice in her green minis and BIG smile. I stood my ground and just admired her from across the street.

It was beautiful watching her pose for me - what a gem of a creature. Strolled across to check her out and she promised the moon for $20. Said she was 19 and so I did my best to talk to her for a while. We got a long real well and after checking her out real good, decided to go for it after she started huggin me on the street and squeezing my hand etc.

I was not disappointed. She was tight and very playful in bed. Got right down to business. CBJ to rock hard then ontop for almost 20 minutes. As we approached the half hour mark (no knock) she said "mas tiempo" I said "si" she then smiled and said "Mas Dollars???" I was having such a great time, I knew I'd have for at least an hour so I said "SI."

She got right back to work. But I could tell that as we approached the 1 hour mark she was tired. We tried all positions but ended up popping Mish.

I took her for 1-1/2 hours, paid her $60 for an outstanding performance. I paid $3.00for the room. The best thing about her (and most Latinas) is that the experience lasts and lasts. I couldn't stop thinking about how affectionate she was. You might pay X for the session, but if the girl is a gem like her, you'll be thinking about for hours. Why can't American women be like that?

Afterwards, went looking for DTM and found him wrapped up in a Lusty Latina at Miami. Nice girl but she doesn't go so we split and headed to AB after DTM got her cel number for some outside encounter at a later date. I had to get out of MIAMI because I didn't want to fool around in there while my fav was away.

Man. Say what you want but if you are the slightest bit taken by the latina then AB was heaven on earth. These girls (most of them) are beautiful. Is it just me or do you guys see what I see? They are shockingly beautiful. I hope I never lose my appreciation of them.

Saw Monica but she was with someone so I just walked by, gave her the eye and then headed back out to look for Diana de Culiacan, I brought her a Christmas Gift and wanted to give it to her. Nowhere to be found. FUCK!!. Back to the alley for another stroll and to grab a few beers this time.

Even Sonia wasn't out. Didn't see her all day. But since we were under the influence we bar hopped and had some great laughs, squeezed some girls and drank some beer.

I was also on the look out for JTull, nowhere to be found. Didn't see his car in the lot either. Where are you man???

Anyway, we roamed through the clubs and ended up back at AB for beers and squeezes.

That's where I finally met the fabulous Esmerelda.

The 39 year old lady (and I mean LADY) standing on the back wall. She stood out from the crowd with this natural beauty and I couldn't resist asking her for a hug and she was happy to oblige. I didn't have enough cash to do her but after I thought about it I decided I'd sit with her for a few drinks and tell her how beautiful she is. She was using Tania's line ("what ju sign?").

She loved it. She soaked it up like a sponge. I told her I didn't have the cash to go upstairs but I wanted to sit with her a buy her a few drinks. She was still very affectionate at the table even though she knoew I was not going with her. So we sat behind the high bar for about 30 minutes, long enough for her to suck back a few ficha beers. Lots of petting and hugging etc. She is a sweetheart. She said she had to go back to work, gave me one last kiss and hug.

I promised I'd be back and I will go back to be with her. I asked her if she could leave the club and she got up, walked to the DJ booth and then came back to tell DTM that she could not leave early but she wants to see me outside the club. We left without getting her cel phone so it could have been bullshit. She's on my to do next list. That's for sure.

I'm making one more pass around Monica, (now alone and looking hard at me but she can just wait for the next "customer" because she's 3rd string material now) when DTM hooks up with a princess (no name) dressed in a pink silk dress, blond but latina. Next thing I know he's on the stairs and I'm outside waiting. So I talk to Solinas the cop outside AB for 30 minutes. Interesting stuff. I'll post on it someday.

DTM returns after the 2pop, another cel phone number and a silly grin. Excellent session. We head back to the office, then I leave Mexico about 8:30.

For me a bit of a bust, a 1pop for all that time but with Christmas here and gifts to buy I had to be careful because I could have spent a lot more. It was tough to walk away from Esmerelda. I'll not do that again.

Oh yeah, one more thing: NEWBIES - there is no reason to walk the place like you are being followed by the mob, we all know why you're there. Jeez. If you're uncomfortable being there then deal with your issues. Stop being rude to the girls, there is no need for it. They are playing a game, you play too. If there's one thing these girls can do real well (besides fuck) it's handle rejection so there is no need to be rude to any of them.

If they tug and you're not gonna go, be polite at least. I see guys treating them like SHIT and it makes me sick. Take your happy pills for crying out loud.
Give them a smile and a wink. It's no wonder they think so many of us are assholes when so many of us are not. Why cave them in? Makes no sense.

Go with a wingman who knows how to treat women. If you have a choice between being an asshole or a nice guy, try being a nice guy. The girls deserve it and they'll show thier appreciation. Works for me.

Be safe and be nice
Country John

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TJ Bob
12-24-04, 06:31
Got to the parking lot, smoked a joint and headed to the action.God forbid, you smoked a what CJ? lol. Good to see you posting at your original home without all the drama elsewhere. enjoy all your holiday azz and don't forget about tania. :-)

Country John
12-25-04, 04:53
TJBob - yeah man.
With Gabriella, Jacqueline, Diana, and Blanca chasing me while I got my sights on Esmeralda before Ana gets back from Michoacan I'm doing the neutron dance. What better way to enhance the experience.

Tania dropped off the radar, she doesn't answer my emails! She's probably got her hands full, but we'll see!

Esmeralda is next, she's sweeter than Tania, she was GREAT at AB the other night. Can't wait to do her. She said she'd meet me outside too!

The AlleyKat charm is hard to resist!

Country John

10-4 on the drama.

Peter Pan #3
12-26-04, 07:19
The dark lighting in clubs make it very difficult to see clearly the girls you want to take upstairs. That's why there are many guys hanging around outside AB to take good looks at the chicas.

I ran into a few club girls who had a lot of restrictions and rushing once I took them upstairs. They act like I owe them a big favor which turned me off completely. I told them I would spread the words around which scared the shit out of them. Some of these girls no longer work at AB or CC probably because of bad reputations.

The SG are generally nicer and sweeter, acting more like Mexican than American bitches! Once you negotiated the terms and the price, the SG's are usually very good and natural, for 1/3 the price of club girls. Some of them even appear to enjoy their job a great deal, especially after you have boinked them a few times! they are more likely to remember who yoyu are and give you good sessions, almost GFE. Some of these SG's are far more beautiful than the club girls, Jacqueline, Sol, Brenda ... in the alley, and Guadalupe, Carla ... on Constitution for example.

IMHO, you are more likely to run into raving bitches in clubs than on the street. I like the generally nice, sweet Mexican personality. I don't need to go to TJ to find simulated bitches on wheels.

Some American
12-27-04, 18:28
I'm wondering if anyone could give me info about any of the massage places there. I'm basically looking for a rub and tug. If anyone can recommend a place and let me know what I can expect to pay, I'd appreciate it. Thanks, and happy new year.

Country John
12-28-04, 01:28
I'm wondering if anyone could give me info about any of the massage places there. I'm basically looking for a rub and tug. If anyone can recommend a place and let me know what I can expect to pay, I'd appreciate it. Thanks, and happy new year.

Lucky, you might have a look through the posts. A lot of members posted a lot of info about MPs in TJ where your fantasies can become a reality. One tip, if yo are in the Zona, visit the MP behind La Tropa.

Country John

Some American
12-28-04, 17:25
Actually, if you search using "massage" "MP" "MPs" or "Massage Parlor" you don't get much of anything. So really, any further information about the massage scene in TJ would be appreciated. Or maybe I'm searching wrong, but I don't think so.

Thanks again. Happy New Year.

King Monger
12-29-04, 02:49
Peter Pan,

While we all are entitle to an opinion, I would have to strongly disagree with your generalization of the average street girl. If the monger reads the posts here he will find that SGs usually wont do ANYTHING more than you bargained for on the street, which means if they say .2 for sexo, that means NO BJ, it means clothes can remain on, no kissing and no touching of the melons. It also usually means just one position. And we all know most of the time they stare at the wall or cieling, wanting you to finish.

At least with the bar girls even in the light the average AB chick is MUCH better looking than a SG, which is why they charge more. And for the .5 for the Bargirl, you will get them fully nude each time, CBJ and sexo in mulitple positions. You also get them for 30 min, which is 10 min longer than a SG. Yes, if you speak spanish and become a regular, its easier to loosen up a SG since she makes soo much less than a BG and needs the money.

I'm not complaining about SG, just saying that you only get exactly what you pay for and negotiate ahead of time. Just go back and read posts where these SG chicas made guys pay extra for taking off their tops, or for a lackluster CBJ. The hotties at AB and CC are the ones you should steer clear of, since their service usually sucks, the bad way. Go for the 6 and 7's bar girls and you will be surprised at the service. But hey, if you want a 15 minute receptacle, and money is an issue, by all means get a SG. To each his own and happy humping.

KM

Blourghus
12-29-04, 06:12
Guys,

I was in Rio a couple of weeks ago, and met a girl in one of the bars who claimed to have worked at Adelita's. She spoke pretty good Spanish, and seemed knowledgeable about Adelita's and Mexico in general, however, one thing about her story bothered me. I tried to make fun of her by saying that she didn't earn $100/session - her price in Brazil - in Adelita's (thinking, they topped out at $60, as is the case today), however she said in fact she did, or maybe even more, I forget exactly how much she said. Further questioning revealed she worked there, about 2 1/2 years ago - roughly mid-2002.

So, what was the going price @ Adelita's in the 2002 timeframe? Was it actually $100 - and has fallen to $60 today?

Dr Wa
12-29-04, 08:03
In San Diego on business, made my way across the border to the businessman's paradise Wednesday night and found disaster. Not only were all the roads floaded because of the heavy rainstorms in the area (and I'm not talking a little water, I'm talking like up to your knees in places), but the cab driver strongly suggested that I not visit Adelita's or the Zona Norte.

This wasn't some scam to try and take me someplace else, either. He just said there had been a couple shootings in front of and around Adelita's the past few days and that the various Mexican cartels are in a war right now with the police down there and that it isn't a safe place to be. "No safe, no safe."

As he mentioned this we pressed on, but when we got to the block with Adelitas, police had a surrounding street entirely blocked off. Apparently another shooting. Anybody know what's going on down there?

If you don't, I'd advise staying away for the time being. As painful as that is (and trust me, sitting in a cab, looking out the window and seeing that magical word (Adelitas) but not stopping was brutal. But better safe than sorry.

Country John
12-29-04, 18:33
Could be something, could be nothing. It's the end of the month, end of the year. Cops are looking for stoopid gringos to fleece and so there could be some of that going on. It would be unusual to block the street off if there was not a shooting or murder but remember, this is the ZONA. People get killed there just like they do in Orange County.

I had the same problem after a TLN. I stayed at Cascades with my girly and in the morning they had the entire Zona blocked. Took me almost an hour to get out of the place ..... jeez.

Taxi drivers are notorious for scamming you into going someplace else. The barricade tape could have been marking a parade route and they'd tell you the place is shut down. Next time, tell him to wait while you get out of the car and check things out.

There are members who know a lot more than I do about what's happening so while I'm checking with MY spies, maybe one or more will check in here.

Country John

Dr Wa
12-29-04, 19:03
Thanks for getting back to me. As I said on the San Diego board, it was quite a bummer to head all the way down there and then get the crap scared out of me. If I would have been with some buddies, I might have toughed it out, but by myself, I just had a bad feeling about the whole situation.

Let me know what else you find out. I'm still pondering the idea of heading down there during the day before I get out of town. Is it even worth it to go during the day, IE is business still taking place? Is it traditionally safer? Let me know if you know anything. Thanks again. Stay safe.

Rabo Verde
12-29-04, 21:13
In 2002 = $40.
There are also several girls in Adelita's who like to claim they are from Brazil or Russia, but they can't speak Portuguese or Russian, LOL, kinda like a Gringo putting on a fake English accent and claiming to be British.

Country John
12-30-04, 00:09
Is it even worth it to go during the day, IE is business still taking place? Is it traditionally safer?

No one has been able to quantify a safer than other time in the Zona. It is a universe unto itself.

I think the mess due to the weather is the big problem, always is when it gets like this but that won't keep me away tomorrow or next week for AlleyKat 39.

Being in the sack with a latina princess makes you forget about what the weather is doing outside.

I would be utterly shocked to learn that Adelitas, CC, Tropical or La Tropa were shut down. Even if they got a foot of snow!! So I'd GO man, GO.

Country John

Blourghus
12-30-04, 04:51
In 2002 = $40.
There are also several girls in Adelita's who like to claim they are from Brazil or Russia, but they can't speak Portuguese or Russian, LOL, kinda like a Gringo putting on a fake English accent and claiming to be British.Hmm, however, this was in Rio de Janeiro - not Mexico. Why would she lie to me and say she worked in Adelita's? Conversation was like the following (all in Spanish): Her: "I used to live in Mexico". Me: "Were you working there?" Her: "Yes". Me: "Where?" Her: "Tijuana". Me: "Where in Tijuana?" Her: "Adelita's". My point is, she knew about Adelita's, she named it without prompting from me.

I also asked her why the girls in Adelita's gave such poor service, she told me there's not enough time, only 25 minutes until you get knock. Which is true. She also told me everybody in Adelita's loved her because she was Brazilian, not Mexican.

It all adds up except for the money thing. I'm almost sure she told me she got $100/session. Maybe she just told me she made more money per day, since she did many more sessions per day, while everything in Brazil is TLN.

Maybe she was actually Mexican and working in Brazil. However I'm postive that could not be true because she spoke Portuguese and didn't speak Spanish very well, definitely not Mexican. She was also 10,000 times better GFE than any Mexican I've been with in Tijuana (which also makes me suspiscious that Adelita's could be her alma mater).

Hi Rub
12-30-04, 14:20
Been hitting the red zone almost every day last week, was too tired to head out on x-mas and to brave the rain though. Ussually starts with me parking at the border at midnight, walking to the Zona, and inspecting the SGs on the way to Miami. Have a drink there and see if any of the hotties are free, ussually Africa in HK is the only one without a customer so I've been sitting with her. Then off to AB to find a girl to take upstairs, Ariel was good, a blonde girl with a mole above her lip named Cuyah (sp) had me sucking on her titties in between pops, she wanted me to DATY after the 2nd pop but I passed and she kicked me out; haha, guess I was of no more use to her.

Then off to Chicago to see whats going on. In the past I use to prefer this place but the quality of girls seems to be down at the moment. What cute girls that are there are stuck at some John's table for the whole night. I've been noticing that a few of the guys like to hang out there all night with the same girl and take her home for the whole night. This would be fine if it were the girls that I didn't want, oh well guess I'll have to get there a little earlier.

Whenever I'm bored at the clubs I grab an SG for a quick pop, had a nice GFE with one that earned herself a repeat customer. Has anyone seen the 2 mid-30ish blondes at the intersection by CC? They seem to be trailor trash Americans, one is pretty beaten up and the other is decent, but nothin I'd pay for. Maybe we'll start seeing some ECB girls down there.

Well I finish things of with a pan de leche, find a Taxi Libre back to the border and rush home to shower away the cheap perfume.

Country John
12-31-04, 09:06
Excellent trip report hirub.

Country John.

C Cube Lover
12-31-04, 16:27
I cannot comment on the general hygiene of SWs and BGs because they are all different, just like the general population, i.e., some takes showers everyday, some don't, etc, etc.

But I do know that SWs, at least the ones that I have been with, carry with them the Health ID card, just like the BGs have. So, the bottom line is that both groups are required to have their bodies checked for STD periodically. I don't know what happen to the SWs that don't have the ID card if they ever get caught.

Just a note of information for anyone that might be interested.

Have fun and be safe.

C3

Country John
12-31-04, 20:24
Lots of fun yesterday, glad I went. Got to Paradise about 5:30 with DanTheMan and after toasting up a bit in the parking lot decided it was time for some squeezing. DanTheMan wouldn't let me squeeze him so we had to go to the Alley. I get real funny when I'm toasted.

I was a bit concerned about the possibility of rain. The place is a shit hole when it rains because of the drainage problems. But no matter. I brought my slickers and although it might be a shit hole, it's our shit hole. If the ladies can take it then so can I.

Made three steps towards the street when my cel phone rang. My girley was calling from Michoican to let me know she didn't receive her vibrator that I sent for Christmas. Figures. Some Mexican Post Office cum burping gutter **** is waxing her clit with a vibrator that has MY name engraved on it, either that or some "gay as a warlord" Mexican postal inspector has been wearing it up his ass over the holidays. Mutherfuckers. I hope the battery leaks.

First pass through the alley was a delight. Call me a pushover but man these girls still do it to me. Standing out there looking fine like they normally do. Some of these girls are very young. I love them all.

I made the usual stops, saw Blanca and Jacqueline, met some new girls who were really warm on the street. They are either angels or business is real slow. They seemed to be a bit friendlier than usual. Might have been my good looks.

AB was looking good. Thanks for the beer my brother, I owe you one but when I went back you had already gone up with that delightful creature. Man she was beautiful. And what about the one in the hat? Jeez.

Roamed around for a but tugging and squeezing the girls. Some complained of slow business while others were ascending the stairs like homesick angels. Carla was blocking the sidewalk outside Cascades and was in a great mood. Every time I walked past she gave me a bear-hug. "Ju go wit me now upstair hony?" She was working the crowd.

Are there any women left in Puebla? Almost EVERY girl I talked to told me she was from Puebla. No matter, they are LATINAS.

Decided to go back and do Jacqueline (de Puebla) in the Alley. Something different this time out. She's a spinner for sure but she was loose, like she just had a session with John Holmes or someone. Difficult time. She hand to finish me manually so I was a bit bummed. For such a petite body I was surprised she had no traction at all. It was like sticking your dick out the window.

Oh well, so I limped back to my car at about 9:40 because I told the wifey I'd be home before midnight. Headed towards the United States Of America and got in the line, a long line.

I didn't feel good about AlleyKat 39. I thought I fucked it up, went with the wrong girl, didn't get satisfied.

So I'm driving through the crossing and I said "Fuck it, i'm going back to finish what I started." So I exited at Via San Ysidro and went back to the border, back to the Zona, parked my car and decided to walk the block and find something that would work for me.

Sounds fucked up but I am not driving all the way home without the experience I came for. It is the way of the AlleyKat. It is my way.

Touring the Alley at 11PM, I walk up constitution, cross over then walk down. A few girls caught my eye but I decided to squeeze something with a bit more meat on it this time. Something that woud give good body contact, nice flesh etc.

I'm walking in front of Hotel Michoacan when Karina (de Puebla, 5'4" 100lbs long brown hair full body but very little extra padding) tugged me in and started telling me in Spanish everything she was going to do to me in the room.

Now I just came of a 40 minute session with a spinner who had to palm me over the finish line so I was not completely recharged. I don't speak Spanish but I can tell when a woman is telling me how much she wants to fuck me, about her beautiful tits, clean pussy, great blow job etc. But the thing that gave me the erection she felt when she grabbed my handle was that she told me she was lactating.

Five seconds later I'm following her to the room. I give her 1000p for one solid hour. She paid the room, picked up the supplies and off we went.

Karina has a great nude presentation. Very little extra padding. No tats, no scars, smooth skin (20 years old) and natural D cups. She had it well covered on the street. I could tell she had a body under there but I couldn't see much on the street. I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.

Karina is also a sweetheart. We spent almost 10 minutes chatting on the street before we went in so we were buds when we hit the bed. She was not shy in the room at all and knew what she was doing. She stripped down and showedme her beautiful body then pushed me back on the bed, on with the condom, into the soso CBJ.

I got more from the verbal on the street than the oral in the sack but no matter, I was ready to go and so pulled her up for a bit of ontop. Very nice pussy traction. She knew how to go deep and she liked it that way. So deep we went. She also liked it slow and easy with brief bursts of medium thrusts over her G spot. She was into it. Eyes closed, the right expressions, no staring at the ceiling etc. Didn't feel her pop but I did feel her get WET.

I asked her to spray some milk and she fucking hosed me DOWN big time. So I drank about a pint from both tits. Man, that stuff is sweet, and warm, and delicious. She was liking it because I was being gentle. Guys, when you suck on a lactating tit, be gentle. Suck to hard and it hurts them. If they now you're going to be gentle, they'll deliver the goodies and oh my how sweet it is.

Switched to doggie and I'm beginning to see what all the excitement is about over these big Latina butts. She was not "BIG" but she was bigger than what I'm used to. The pussy traction made the difference. Deep thrusts that she took all the way then worked before letting me pull out again. I got the feeling that her an 20yrs were old friends. She seems to have a lot of experience for a 20yo.

About 30 minutes in she wants to take a short break. So she bearhugged me and let me suck her titties for about 10 minutes. Then the usual questions about spouses, kids "Ware ju froom?" and the like. We chatted up a storm. Mostly her talking and me kissing her and then back on those great tits.

Got back to business in mish this time and she really got a grip. She found the sweet spot and then took over. Her 20 year old body pulsating on the bed under me taking me deep, squeeze, out, in deep etc etc. Just like a suction device. I loved it. I loved it so much that I could feel the rumblings from deep within.

She sensed it at exactly the same time I did. She look at me and smiled and then really got going. I didn't have a chance. I came harder than I ever thought I would on a 2pop. Karina came through.

Afterwards, we cleaned up and then she lay next to me on the bed asking me how to pronounce certain words in English.

We had a lot of fun with it. Me massaging her tits the whole time made it even more enjoyable. She was into learning the English words and alphabet so OK, I'm down with that.

The funniest part was when I was teaching her how to say "W." She would come back with "double-de-ju." Very very funny stuff. We both laughed our hearts out.

At the end she helped me dress then took me by the hand leading me out to the street. She wanted to clip me for a cup of coffee so we could continue our English lesson. We did that for about 1/2 hour then it was time for me to leave and time for her to get back to work.

I got what I came for and I'm still reeling from it as I work this post. She is a repeat for sure. A real Latina. A real Woman. A great toss in the sack, fun and a true GFE.

Take two at the border and what a fucking mess. I won't complain about it here but people can be real jerks in line.

Got home at 2AM, satisfied that I got what I came for and made a new friend. My girley will be back from Michoacan soon enough but I found a little something to keep me busy in the meantime. We somehow need to get the Latina to teach the Americana how to properly perform in the bedroom. That's what this country needs. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there is NOTHING like the Latina. I love them all.

Be Safe and Be nice
Country John

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