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Jonesie
09-30-09, 06:55
Second Night - Second Hand Hustle

After Carolina made off with my 10cuc, I decided to call Sayondra over.

Sayondra calls me every single day to see if I'm in Cuba or not. Even when I lend my phone to friends who go to Cuba, they end up answering a call from her at some point.

Sayondra answered the phone and told me she wanted to come spend the night with me. I said fine. When she arrived, she didn't have any of the tell-tale signs of a slumber party. ie; no other clothes, no hygiene stuff, etc.

Our agreement was for 80cuc for all night. After the first round, she said her eyes hurt and she needed to leave. When I asked her why her eyes hurt, she pointed at her contacts. I asked why she simply didn't take them out. Anyway, she started getting dressed, when she asked to be paid, I asked her how much she thought was fair, to which she said 80cuc. I brought the all night thing. She mentioned her eyes again. So I handed her 50cuc. She went on for a few minutes about how unfair life was in Cuba. I told her that this life had made her hard and cold. She told me not to say that and that she loved me.

In the end, I told her to delete my number.

Third Night - Risk Free Investment

I spent most of the third day showing gringos around Old Havana.

We had dinner at El Ajibe and I translated to Mary El Jeffe's desire to get her a green card. I have to admit, when you've been with Cuban girls, your mind tries to convince you that it's more than business...

On the third night, I wasn't in the mood for any surprises. So I called my favorite over for some hot, predictable sex. Dyanna came over and delivered a strong finish to an odd trip.

Trip Summary

I take a lot of guys to Cuba. In the airport, most of them say they'll be back as soon as they can. a few have actually cried. While Cuba is filled with petty treachery, the quality of women and the sheer level of sexual passion in them warrants return.

I always love seeing the look in a guy's eyes when he walks into a club full of smoking hot Cubanas that all want to go home with him. I also like listening to a guy on the second morning of his first trip trying to explain what makes Cuban women so great in bed.

These a a couple of the reasons I will continue returning to Cuba and taking rookies to the magical city named Havana.

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Jonesie
10-06-09, 06:10
Was sent this email when inquiring availability. Not sure how they'd want the first night.

Private houses with pool in Havana have a price between 300 CUC
and 400 CUC per night and your booking require the payment of 1
night in advance.

The rate today is:

1 Euro = 1.25 CUC.
1 USD = 0.81 CUC

CUC = peso cubano convertible = official currency in Cuba.

Our accommodation for rent is totally private and safe. It has a
chef, refrigerator, air conditioning in the rooms, hot/cold water
shower bathroom. Towels and sheets are changed daily. You will
also have a cleaning service every other day or according to your
preferences.

We have houses with 2, 3 or 4 rooms and the max number of
persons to stay in a casa particular is 4 adults. That reads the
Renting Law in Cuba.

All houses have parking area and man guard 24 hours a day.

BeersTerry
10-06-09, 19:39
Nice place.

These guys must be connected as I can think of a few regulations they are offside on.

I'd call Mary back too.

Catire
10-20-09, 15:04
I have had several good anal experiences around Cuba, all you need is some patience, lube and being able to speak spanish. In most cases they will be anal virgins, in cuba anal is still a big taboo.

They always say no when I first asked, and most say they have never done it before it helped me dating the girl for at least 2 days. I ask the first day and when she says no I only explain how it works and play with a finger and lube during vaginal sex, done gently they dont feel any pain, the girl relaxes and if she is not too tight she will let you try full anal sex the next time (some cuban girls are extremely tight and you realy need to be patient to get in)

Hope this helps.

I haven't been in Cuba since 2002, but in 1998, 2000, and 2001 anal wasn't really a problem/issue with a significant percentage of the women there.

I'd strongly disagree with the "anal is a big taboo" in Cuba statement.

When I had a gf there for a longer stay in 2001, she grabbed it and stuck it in her butt the second time we had sex.

Catire
10-20-09, 15:26
Hello Kader,

It's not easy finding anal sex in Havana. This is mostly because almost all of the girls have a university education and understand the dangers of overexposure to this form of pleasure.

It is most likely that you will have finger in the ass action and even some analingus. But most of the girls won't allow that banana in the backdoor.

I have not met any fellow mongers who were able to arrange this kind of action. If you do please let me know.

Alan


with all due respect, this is nonsense.

that said only one time did I pre-arrange it, all the other times it just happened. I'd say batting average would be around 33%.

one of my life's biggest anal queens was a guajira in town to make some extra dough.

Of course this was all before Cuba became preposterously expensive and inhospitable to tourists not staying at their overpriced govt hotels and willing to cavort with the local women.

Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:34
I'd like to start this report by thanking Clitherall and his friends for a very fun weekend. What a great group of guys to hang out with.

I get a lot of emails about Cuba travel from guys interested in going to Havana. While almost all of them are sincere, only a portion ever make the trip. But I love turning people onto Havana.

Clitherall emailed me in April or May about a trip to Havana in October. I told him to hit me up closer to. So he followed up in August. We confirmed and were able to book flights and housing. I was impressed with the work and research he put into arranging a nice weekend for he and his friends.

Clitherall and his friends arrived a few hours earlier than me from Cancun and checked into their house. I arrived later that night via San Jose.

Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:36
It's nice to go to a place where everybody knows your name.

Upon arrival, I went over to casa Pakita to meet up with the guys. I was greeted by Clitherall and a guy we'll call the Greek.

We tried to hit La Cecelia, but it's only a weekend spot. So we made our way to Salon Rojo. There was plenty of talent and we began an extensive interview process. Clitherall was able to find a suitable companion while the Greek and I did a few laps in search of his entertainment for the night.

We happened upon a petit blonde from Las Tunas with a smoking body. She wanted 100cuc and wouldn't budge from her position at first. So we did a few laps. In the process, I ran into quite a few ladies I was aquainted with that insisted I take them. When I told them I didn't plan on pulling that evening, they immediately insisted I get my friend to take them. While it's nice to be recognized. It became just a little counterproductive in finding arrangements for others.

After a few laps, we were able to soften blondie up a little and get her down to 70cuc.

We were off.

The Greek was the big winner this night. His little blonde did him right. While I didn't take anything this particular night out of exhaustion. I'm happy to give high marks for blondie.

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Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:39
This site is more geared towards discussion than reporting.

Here's another pic of blondie

Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:40
I woke up on the second day and walked over to the guys house. We hung out by the pool for a while and Clitherall asked me to make some calls and have some talent delivered. I ran through my phone numbers and called over some girls that I knew could deliver value to our investments. Oddly enough, most of the girls thought I was calling them over for me. When they arrived, I explained that we were the Hermanos Leche and we were in the spirit of sharing this afternoon.

Yaya, Yoli, and Maria came over. The Greek was interested in an encore with Yaya, and Clitherall took a liking to Maria. Leaving me with Yoli to keep me company.

Yoli has a body that warrants repeat praise. A great body with an awesome natural rack. Not to mention exceptional skills in the sack. I'd have to say for a modest investment of 50cuc, Yoli gave me an outstanding return on my money.

Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:41
After some sight seeing and our afternoon entertainment, we all went to dinner and headed over to La Cecelia. On weekends, La Cecelia can't be beat. It's simply the best place you can possibly end up.

We arrived just after midnight and the place was going, but it had not yet filled up. The guys were pleased with the talent available and we sat down at a table and started the interview process.

Everyone was able to either find what they were looking for, or decide to pass on the night. I still find it strange hanging out with non-mongers at a mongering venue.

I had decided on a blonde with a cute body. We worked out terms and we were all off in our separate taxis.

Once my girl arrived, she came in and instead of following me to the bedroom, she took a seat on the living room sofa. It's not the strangest thing I've seen Cuban girls do, so I took a seat next to her and put my arm around her. She removed my arm and asked to be paid first. My internal alarms started to go off, but I decided I'd let it play out and see if I could salvage this one.

I explained that I had no problem paying her, but only after our agreement was concluded. I took her hand and tried to lead her to the bedroom, she stood fast and insisted I pay her immediately. Again, I tried to appease her, but I began to sense that she wanted the money, AND she wanted to leave.

I tried to lean over and kiss her, and she put her hand over my mouth. Saying she didn't like this work and she wasn't going to stay. Essentially throwing cold water on any chances of me getting lucky tonight.

Then came the words that almost made me laugh. "Give me my money so I can go". Shocked, I asked her point blank "You do know why I brought you here, don't you"? I explained to her that until I'd fucked her, it was MY money. An idea I had written off.

She then said she would take the issue up with the owner of the casa. As she got up, I blocked the way into the hall. She said something I didn't understand and stormed out of my apartment. Slamming the doors on the way out.

Once she had gone, I picked up my phone and called another girl over. It was 3am at this point, so I realized if I was to get laid tonight, I'd better hurry.

Yamila answered and came over withing 30 minutes. While I was waiting for her to arrive, I noticed the blonde had left her cell phone on the coffee table. I figured she'd come back the next day to claim it. I was wrong.

Once Yamila arrived, we came in and got comfortable. She then got a call from her taxi driver saying that a girl was with him outside and wanted to talk to her. After a minute, she hung up and asked me what happened. I explained blow by blow, and Yamila just shrugged and started to get undressed. Until we both realized neither of us had a condom. As I was willing to continue, she wasn't. So she got dressed and ready to go. She asked me if I wanted her to take the girls cell phone down to her. I said yes and resigned myself to a cold shower.

I went out to the terrace to smoke a cigar. I heard the girls talking on the street, then heard the taxi drive off, and the sound of heels clicking down the street. I finished my cigar, shook my head, and called it a night.

The next day, I woke up and walked over to the guys' house to hit the pool and relax. As I entered the house, I saw the blonde and a friend sitting in the living room.

What first went through my head was what the fuck she was doing there, how these broads connected me to this house. Then I wanted to know why security had given them entrance. As I had just woken up and not had my coffee yet, I was in no mood to have a diplomatic conversation.

Apparently, Yamila never gave her the phone the night before. Cell phones are expensive and hard to come by in Cuba, I'm assuming Yamila couldn't part with the I'll gotten gain and didn't turn it over. Leaving her to believe that I still had it.

Considering all the bullshit she tried to pull the night before, the idea of wasting my time chasing this issue down was at best unappealing to me. That the house had allowed her to come in and wake everyone up with her fucking drama really started to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off.

I grabbed the house lady and pulled her aside. I explained to her that part of why people pay so much for this house was that they keep the riff-raff out of the house so the guests that I'd referred to them could relax. That if these crazy broads had any business to discuss, it was with me and my casa. Not this one. "But she said XYZ", she responded. I then suggested since these girls were clearly more important than we were, perhaps she should have them pay the tab for the weekend and they could stay. And I could look for a more peaceful house for my friends to stay at.

At some point, the guys left to lunch, I left to my house and the girls followed shortly afterward. At my casa, they came upon less sympathetic ears. After hearing the ruckus, I came down and suggested they either call the police, or get lost. And that if they were still there in five minutes, I would call the police. They said a few things and stormed off.

I think the blonde must have taken lessons from an American stripper.

I can't apologize enough to Clitherall and the guys for letting this crap disrupt what was a pretty good start to the weekend.

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Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:42
After a nap, I decided I wanted to call the girl Jetzun had last month. I'd ran into her the night before at Cecilia and taken her number.

Dayanna is a pretty Mulatta with a rediculous body. She came over and rocked me. I tried taking pictures that would reflect just how rediculously hot she is, to no avail. Dayanna made all the stress from the previous 12 hours go away and left me with a much more pleasant outlook on life.

Jonesie
10-20-09, 16:44
When I woke up on Day 4, the guys had the house make lobster and eggs. Only the house put 4 massive lobster tails, and maybe 3 eggs. Overwhelming the plate with lobster. Kind of a quality problem, but a bit much.

I took the guys out for some more sight seeing and then to lunch. I called a few ladies over during lunch. Clitherall wanted the Lauren again, and I decided to call Dayanna over to see if any of the guys wanted her services. Lauren brought a pretty friend to the restaurant and Dayanna showed up as we were waiting for the check. The guys decided to pass on Dayanna, but I didn't. But. I had to leave for the airport in an hour and I hadn't even packed yet.

So we got into a cab and hurried to the casa. Clothes flew off and a fast passionate quickie ensued. I raced off to the airport with a smile on my face and can't wait for my next trip with Infanticide next month.

BastardGuy
10-21-09, 14:04
Dear All,

Took some time reading through the posts on the Havana forum and looking forward to a stint with a friend in early Jan. We are going to Miramar through a friends friend who organises it all, villa, cook & company.

This being our first trip we wanted to get some basic info:

- In case our source does not come up with the company quality we are used to (you never know), what is the hunting ground like, is it a fairly open scene? Is there anything near Miramar? I am impressed by the quality seen on this site!

- Important: What is the going rate? I have seen some nice pictures, give a an approx range for all nighters, different class. I want to be generous but I do not want to be ripped off either. USD still well liked?

- What is the legal situation, is this something that can turn sour, anything I need to worry about (being cought etc)?

- What is the degree of English they speak approx, do they make good company in addition to the obvious?

Thanks, your advice is much appreciated.

BG

Retgilpo
10-21-09, 20:46
excuse me. i am european (dutch) and traveled a lot whole over the world.

its my beleiving that there where are americans are comming the prices are sky high. everywhere the americans are welcomed because they spend a lot what makes places like bangkok, manilla, ho chi minh way too expensive for this 52yo guy to monger. you don't beleive me? well, look at ixtapa in mexico (200$ for a poor room without windows-crowded with us folks) and just 50$ for a better with seaview in acapulco (just locals too see).

i planned to go to cube before the border gets open for the dollar-visitors and everything gets expensive but i am too late it seems.

yeah. italian spend a lot. but most of the times on fancy clothes and fancy cars. venice got expensive by foreighn tourists, just go 50km from the tourist spots and you have a nice hotel against much lower prices then i see now in cuba.

us folks stay maybe better in the us. atlantic city is nice and booked on time its much cheaper then cuba. you safe a flight and food is also much more affordable (at buffets). what you save you can put in a lap dance club.

greetings,

ronald


they are idiots!

we have all seen 1st hand down there how they overpay for the ugliest & darkest of cuban women to a point where they screw up the true market value of 3rd world cuban pussy.

playa de este at certain times during the year is over run by 50+ year old italians with no game. brains & too much money in too tight speedos, close enough to being thongs (barf) doing what they want to do without thinking about others.

Jonesie
10-21-09, 22:06
Dear All,

Took some time reading through the posts on the Havana forum and looking forward to a stint with a friend in early Jan. We are going to Miramar through a friends friend who organises it all, villa, cook & company.

This being our first trip we wanted to get some basic info:

- In case our source does not come up with the company quality we are used to (you never know), what is the hunting ground like, is it a fairly open scene? Is there anything near Miramar? I am impressed by the quality seen on this site!

- Important: What is the going rate? I have seen some nice pictures, give a an approx range for all nighters, different class. I want to be generous but I do not want to be ripped off either. USD still well liked?

- What is the legal situation, is this something that can turn sour, anything I need to worry about (being cought etc)?

- What is the degree of English they speak approx, do they make good company in addition to the obvious?

Thanks, your advice is much appreciated.

BGYou should be fine either way. If your guide has connections, then it will make things much easier and help you avoid mistakes. But even if you went alone, you'd still do ok at very least. Havana is a target rich environment.

La Isla
10-22-09, 03:42
Retgilpo,
You may be right about other places, but you are wrong about Cuba. The Americans there are a TINY minority of visitors. They did not f&*k up the market. It was the Europeans and Canadians (who make up probably 90% of the tourists to Cuba) and yes, the WORST of them are the Italians over the years. They used to fly in by the PLANE LOAD for nothing more than mongering. And yes, they overpaid for the ugliest ones (and still do).
By the way, the black Cuban men thoroughly enjoy the Dutch women who come looking for the pinga negra :) Es asi hermano...


Excuse me. I am European (Dutch) and traveled a lot whole over the world.

Its my beleiving that there where are Americans are comming the prices are sky high. Everywhere the Americans are welcomed because they spend a lot what makes places like Bangkok, Manilla, Ho Chi Minh way too expensive for this 52yo guy to monger. You don't beleive me? Well, look at Ixtapa in Mexico (200$ for a poor room without windows-crowded with US folks) and just 50$ for a better with seaview in Acapulco (just locals too see).

I planned to go to Cube before the border gets open for the dollar-visitors and everything gets expensive but I am too late it seems.

Yeah. Italian spend a lot. But most of the times on fancy clothes and fancy cars. Venice got expensive by foreighn tourists, Just go 50km from the tourist spots and you have a nice hotel against much lower prices then I see now in Cuba.

US folks stay maybe better in the US. Atlantic city is nice and booked on time its much cheaper then Cuba. You safe a flight and food is also much more affordable (at buffets). What you save you can put in a Lap dance club.

Greetings,

Ronald

Adinga
10-22-09, 04:20
Bastard Guy,

Cash is King in Cuba and American credit cards will not be accepted anywhere.All USD will have to be converted to Cuban Convertible pesos at airports or Hotels.The current rate is $100 = 80 Cuc.You will need at least $200 per day to live on and that does NOT include a Rent a Car. I highly reccomend that you rent a car if you stay in Miramar which is a beautiful place by the way.

Girls will not approach you unless you are in a semi secluded area like a bar/house/restaurant.They dont want Police to spot them speaking to tourists.The Cuban women can be slick so observe them carefully until you feel comfortable but never let your guard down.They usually start out with the following questions: Where you from ? You staying in Casa or Hotel ? Is this your first vacation to Cuba ?

Cuban days are long and hot.Theres not much to do except for the sightseeing, beach, gym,ect.The girls hit the streets around 9pm.

The average cost now for pussy is $35 -$50 for 2 hours.I think an all nighter will run between $65 to $100 depending on the girls attractivness.

I use a guide when I go to Havana because I speak very little Spanish.His name is Jorge and hes excellent.He can arrange anything for you and he speaks perfect english.He works for tips so buy him beers,food, ect and hell get you what ever you need. His email is 6626@correodecuba.cu
Cell # 05 292 8641

Tell him Ken from New Jersey reccomended you .

If your an American and get caught traveling to Cuba without permission you could be looking at a fine between $2500 -7500.This is a complicated subject and everybody has an opinion regaurding the rules so do some additional homework.

Hope this helps

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Blackfriars
10-22-09, 08:42
Hi Gang,

This was my third trip to Cuba and third trip to Cojimar. I have had mixed success in Cuba, but felt this time all the ducks were in a row. I travelled with a buddy and his last trip had him stay at a great Casa. Cojimar is a town of approx. 20,000. It is 10 km to a great beach area, (away from Havana) and only 5 km out of Havana. With a friend acting as driver we had transport to and from the beach, Havana central and the airport for approx. 100 cuc for the week.

There are about 70 -80 homes with rooms for rent in this town. Several of the homes are a daily stop for girls that dress very well and visit after breakfast and before noon. My host would say the only two words of English he needed to say, "You like?".

A positive response meant the girls would stop coming. A negative meant they kept coming until I agreed to a girl. Then I would pile into the Taxi and head to the beach.

My hostess was a great cook and a 6:00pm dinner awaited after a day on the sand and in the water. By 9:00pm the gal would visit and we would drink rum, watch a movie and retire to my room for the night.

Sex was passionate and vigorous. AT 6:00am my host would tap on the bedroom door, my girl would get up and leave with a kiss on the cheek.

If I wanted her to return that night I would indicate to my host.

I experienced 5 different girls in 7 days.

This routine was excellent, but don't think a first time visitor will dovetail into this. Some houses don't encourage girls and are upset when a gal visits.

The nice thing about Cojimar is the fact it is a sleepy little suburb. Not a lot of cops, so the gals tend to be a little more relaxed. They still are worried about being seen with you on the street as this is a big problem with officials, but once in the comfort of your adopted home, the tension melts away and you have an evening with a passionate, beautiful girl. Average price was 60 cuc for the evening.

I look forward to returning.

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BastardGuy
10-22-09, 11:35
Adinga,

That is excellent info, thanks ever so much!

BG

PS: I am not a US national, so I am not worried about consequences in my home country, but rather the potential consequences of engaging into such a transaction over there.


Bastard Guy,

Cash is King in Cuba and American credit cards will not be accepted anywhere.All USD will have to be converted to Cuban Convertible pesos at airports or Hotels.The current rate is $100 = 80 Cuc.You will need at least $200 per day to live on and that does NOT include a Rent a Car. I highly reccomend that you rent a car if you stay in Miramar which is a beautiful place by the way.

Girls will not approach you unless you are in a semi secluded area like a bar/house/restaurant.They dont want Police to spot them speaking to tourists.The Cuban women can be slick so observe them carefully until you feel comfortable but never let your guard down.They usually start out with the following questions: Where you from ? You staying in Casa or Hotel ? Is this your first vacation to Cuba ?

Cuban days are long and hot.Theres not much to do except for the sightseeing, beach, gym,ect.The girls hit the streets around 9pm.

The average cost now for pussy is $35 -$50 for 2 hours.I think an all nighter will run between $65 to $100 depending on the girls attractivness.

I use a guide when I go to Havana because I speak very little Spanish.His name is Jorge and hes excellent.He can arrange anything for you and he speaks perfect english.He works for tips so buy him beers,food, ect and hell get you what ever you need. His email is 6626@correodecuba.cu
Cell # 05 292 8641

Tell him Ken from New Jersey reccomended you .

If your an American and get caught traveling to Cuba without permission you could be looking at a fine between $2500 -7500.This is a complicated subject and everybody has an opinion regaurding the rules so do some additional homework.

Hope this helps

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Retgilpo
10-22-09, 16:57
thanks for your mail back la isla

indeed dutch girls like everything what speeks foreighn. no matter weather it is negro or white, as long as it isnt usual they will like it. so you all come to here (but not the 4 bigest cities)

my point was that i wanted to hit cuba before the borders to the usa went open to have a cheap holiday. but maybe a lot of european are like me. i dont want to pay 80$ just to see a few miniskirts (tropicana). better hit pattaya and touch a little arround under those miniskirts for 10$ (drink plus a few tips to allow that) i would say...

i only can say - follow the dutch the retired us folks.

after my vissit in havana i will report, but that will be more something like whats to see on the street for hotties (i am hapely with my wife -that saves a lot of fuss on the streets...)

i speak a little spanisch - hasta muy pronto - but what good does it do - better learn mandarin or khmer in my next life and forget all about english and spanisch.

ronald


retgilpo,

you may be right about other places, but you are wrong about cuba. the americans there are a tiny minority of visitors. they did not f&*k up the market. it was the europeans and canadians (who make up probably 90% of the tourists to cuba) and yes, the worst of them are the italians over the years. they used to fly in by the plane load for nothing more than mongering. and yes, they overpaid for the ugliest ones (and still do).

by the way, the black cuban men thoroughly enjoy the dutch women who come looking for the pinga negra :) es asi hermano...

Jonesie
10-23-09, 02:22
To get arrested in Cuba as a tourist, you'd need to either have drugs, or some guy's head in your hands. I've been over 40 times and have seen a lot. Not once have I seen a tourist arrested. Not to say it's never happened, just it's very rare.

You should be fine. You have a guide, and you have a wealth of info from this board and others available.

Have fun, and please remember to report your experience.

Jonesie


Adinga,

That is excellent info, thanks ever so much!

BG

PS: I am not a US national, so I am not worried about consequences in my home country, but rather the potential consequences of engaging into such a transaction over there.

Sexmetv
10-27-09, 05:23
To get arrested in Cuba as a tourist, you'd need to either have drugs, or some guy's head in your hands. I've been over 40 times and have seen a lot. Not once have I seen a tourist arrested. Not to say it's never happened, just it's very rare.

You should be fine. You have a guide, and you have a wealth of info from this board and others available.

Have fun, and please remember to report your experience.

Jonesie

Jonesie, I love reading your reports!
When are you going back to Cuba? If it's sometime in the New Year, there are a bunch of us Canadians that would like to hook up with you, maybe we can arrange something. Cheers.

Jonesie
10-27-09, 07:35
Jonesie, I love reading your reports!

When are you going back to Cuba? If it's sometime in the New Year, there are a bunch of us Canadians that would like to hook up with you, maybe we can arrange something. Cheers.I'm in the tobacco biz, so I'm pretty much there every month. Let me know when your planning to be there and I'll try to meet up with you guys.

Retgilpo
11-05-09, 14:17
We where just 7 nites in Uptown and downtown Havana (Vadedo, Vieja, Centre) and 1 nite in Havansa Playa de Este (eg Guanabo), me and my Dutch wife of my age (52). So I dis what I always did in Pattaya, hot chicks looking. In Thailand and Philippines you need (or should I say you can. To see something moer excitement then all those long Jeans) to go in the clubs to have some excitement like jumping miniskirts and sexy bellies en deep clevages, but wow, NOT in Havana.

The best place to sit/walk at the day and evening would be arround Central Park/The Capitolio. Thats the boundarry between Vieja and Centre Havana. A lot of hotels (regretfully always with a disco on the top so you cannot sleep between 11 pm and 3 am), vissitting sites, and a lot of young sexy girls with miniskirts and other tiny peaces of clothes walking arround. At nite not much to do but to go to the (in my view dull) hotel discos or the National Cabaret.

The best place to sit/walk at the evening and nite would be Vadedo at the seaside of La Rampa (calle 23) where a lot of niteclub/discos are present. At day not so much to do but from 6 pm the streets (I think only Friday/saterday) getting filled with verry hot dressed but young things and later on the evening the older. Close to that place the seaside boulevard is filled with all kinds op groups (friends or families) during the evening/nite drinking rum and making or listening streetmusic.

What me supprised was the possitive lookes to me from also the younger once (when my wife was a few meters from me) so indeed contact potentials but those contacts are indeed impossible to work out because everywhere those young cops are standing.

Complete other storrie is if you just walk a short street from the main drags in Vieja and Centre Havana. A lot of looks and a lot of pottential for the lonely western man. The streets and houses are there still not improved and what you see is (including the cothes of the girls) not so impressive but the looks those sensual havana chicks give a western man are heavenly. Sometimes you will see there even impropper dressed girls (way to short miniskirt or way too small tops). They don't have much money to buy the best cloths. So don't spread too much dollars there to keep watching fun for married men you single Matchos.

As a start I would mention the roads paralel to Obispo (a little more away from the sea, thats Havana Vieja) and Avenida Italia (centre Havana).

You could say that I have no experience, but you should me see if I had the change (like I had in SE Asia like 2 girls per nite together) and thats why my wife will never let me go allone.

Final remark. I realy don't understand why someone would lose money in Havana. When you jump in the taxi an helper with a mobile cals the price to you and to the taxidriver. At the bars pay after every order directly and you have no misunderstandings. And finally, on the streets be clear to ask the price BEFORE you walk with someone and nothing happens-also in the backstreets. I was made affraid by al I read but I can say you the next.

The Havana People are the most relaxed, lauching and most sensual people I saw on the world. There is however so much different between one and the other girl. The first lookes like a thick negro (big humps, nice with a clevage and humping minsiskirt like on the back (arse) of a duck), the other verry skinny and tall with legs like from a giraffe (verry nice with a miniskirt) and the third like a hot Spanish girl, all sensual and with coller settings between black and white. Thats not what you will see in your life in Thailand.

So a had a lot of streetwatching fun. To be honest much more fun then I had when I was alone or with my wife in Thailand.

Negative points? I realy don't understand why the hotels staffs are so rude.

How better the hotel how worse the staff. So I can Imagine to aim at Casa Particulira if you want to have pleasure at all. And Also a good niterest (while most 4-5 stars have discos at the top).

At Playa de Este I had no fun, the best hotel is only all included bookable by internet with the worst food we ever had (3 starr Atlantico beach) and guards like sovjets. A lot of families in front of the Tropicoco resort (just 2* and even more worst what I red in LP). Walking to Guanabo along the beach I saw a lot of Gay men having fun, so a hint for those happy readers.

In Guanabo LP advices Piza La Mar but after having 10 yo beercans and a small dirty piza on stone chears I would advise to stay away.

BTW. You can go to Tropicoco/Atlantico for just 3$ with the Luxury T3 aircon Havanatour bus opposite Hotel Inglaterra on Parque Central in Havanna between about 9am and 5 pm about every 1/2 hour. ANd if you don't like it there you can take the next bus back because you may travel whole day in that bus for just one ticket! (and hop out and in on all points inbetween like the fortificantions oppsosite havana) Happy hunting you lucky singles.

Ronald, Netherland

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Jonesie
11-17-09, 23:58
intro:

if i had not just experienced it, i wouldn't believe much of this story. in 44 trips to cuba in the last 4 years, i've never experienced anything comparable to the level of madness this trip contained

i felt bad about cancelling out on infanticide in august, so i made sure i was able to go with him this trip to havana. we booked our flights and casa in havana and met here in costa rica with great optimism for our coming trip.

my guy tony from casaparticular.org sold his share in the company and i was left to figure things out for myself. i booked our reservations on two different sites to be sure of having a reservation when we arrived.

sure enough, we arrived to our first casa to the most popular excuse in havana. the water wasn't working and we would not be able to stay there. we called to our secondary casa to find them waiting for us. so we went there.

casa bertha in miramar was a nice sized house with ample space and amenities. we settled in, unpacked, and hit johnny's disco on the miramar/vedado border.

the talent at johnny's was adequate for a small club and soon enough, infanticide and i had suitable choices and were headed to the casa.

first night: deal-breaker.

once we had arrived at our casa with our romantic interests, we went to our separate rooms to fulfill our respective desires. once in our room, my girl asked to be paid first. i explained that i'd be happy to pay her once our agreement was concluded, but not until then. she explained that she had no guarantee i would pay her once we were finished. i explained to her that i had no guarantee she would provide the agreed upon services. my experience led me to believe she wouldn't

she said "then i need to go". i said ok. she then insisted i pay her for her taxi and for her time and entry fee to johnny's. i explained that i wasn't asking her to leave and a severance package wasn't appropriate. that since she was leaving, she'd need to wait outside for her taxi too bad, she had a great body and i was eager to explore it

first night: second try.

as soon as my failed romantic interest left, i called my taxi driver back and went right back to johnny's to pull another girl. i arrived to find a little less talent than had been there earlier. i grabbed a girl that seemed to have a nice body and looked pretty in the reduced lighting provided by the disco setting.

i don't remember her name, but while she still looked ok, she didn't look quite as appealing in full lighting. but she did provide adequate service and had a great attitude.

second day: the water trick.

on the second day, infanticide and i went out to get some beverages to stock the fridge. once we returned, the casa owner explained that the water had suddenly broken and she had found us suitable housing across the street. she walked me over to show me a place about half the size of our current casa, but for the same price. after talking it over with infanticide, we decided we'd go along, as we had few suitable alternatives on short notice.

once we packed and carried our luggage to the new place, we started unpacking and settling into our new digs. as i was putting my toiletries and such into my new bathroom, bertha's husband walked into my bedroom and stated that while he and his wife were at our new house, his newborn baby was unattended and that i needed to pay him for the night we stayed. i told him to take care of his baby and either one of he or his wife could wait a few minutes in the living room while we settled in and once we did, infanticide and i could settle our tab. or, we could walk across the street and settle up once we were done in a few minutes. i'm not sure why he thought infanticide or i were unwilling to pay him 70cuc, or why he felt the need to leave a newborn alone to attend to the matter, but he became hostile and took an aggressive posture. at some point, i told him if he was in a hurry, he should go home and i could bring over his money in 5 or 10 minutes, or we could fight instead. but he couldn't have both.

he left, the new casa owner asked us to leave, and we were again a victim of cuba's faulty plumbing

second night: checking into the bates motel.

my taxi driver geni had told me he could find suitable housing for us closer to nuevo vedado, so i called him and told him i'd give him a shot. he took us to a casa that on first glance, seemed ok. it wasn't as nice as the first house, but it would do.

we met the owners, the lady was a professor of something at the univ of havana, the husband, a retiree who spoke decent english. so we decided they seemed nice enough and we'd give it a shot. there were flags that we didn't see at first, but that we'd be seeing all too often during the course of our stay.

first, once we agreed we'd stay, i said "well, we should give you some money and get some keys from you". the lady then said she didn't issue keys, that we would ring the doorbell when we needed entry. i explained that we'd be going out late and didn't want to disturb anyone when we returned. she then nodded no. i told her that we couldn't stay at a place we couldn't come and go freely from, she relented and handed me a set of keys to share with infanticide. infanticide and i had a laugh at the creepiness of it and got dressed to go out.

second night: movie star

once we were settled in to our casa and had grabbed a bite to eat, we headed over to my favorite disco in the entire world, la cecelia. when we arrived, we found an empty parking lot and a closed gate. so we went to casa de la musica in miramar.

casa de la musica was going strong and was full of exceptional talent on this night. infanticide and i walked a lap and were treated like rock stars. we came upon ani from his previous trip/report and she was looking quite lovely. i began to chat her up, thinking i might take her, when i laid my eyes on an exquisite creature.

marie was just arriving and was scanning the room, like any good hawk. i stopped what i was doing and began talking with her. i invited her over to our table (that still had ani sitting at it). ani left and marie sat down. we worked out terms to 70cuc for 2 pops. infanticide managed to get similar terms and we were in search of a taxi.

as we arrived at the casa, i opened the door to find the old man standing 5 feet from the door staring directly at it. as he was quite old and had had a stroke the year prior, he wasn't very mobile. which left me to wonder how long he'd been standing there with that manson gaze. he took the girls carnets and we were back to the bedrooms for the festivities.

marie asked for the money up front, to which i offered her a taxi. i showed her the cash and put it back in my pocket. explaining that at a restaurant, you pay after you eat. she relented and got undressed.

i was taking a little longer getting my first leche than maria cared for, so she said i could do her without the bag, but for only one pop.

off went the condom and i enjoyed marie's honey pot for a little while longer before pulling out and painting a map of hawaii on her stomach.

sweet

marie:

third night: hoes and housewives

the next day was somewhat uneventful. the night before, infanticide and i were sitting on the porch having a cigar and comparing notes when the lady of the house came out and told us it was too late to be on the porch with the lights on. then turned them off while we were sitting there

we had lunch, met up with a friend who was in havana at the same time, and went out to cecelia that night.

cecelia had talent, but wasn't up to its usual unbelievable standard. i met up with a girl from my last report that was simply unbelievable in the sack with an amazing body. i invited her to sit. we enjoyed the show while she gave me a hand-job under the table. once back at the casa, she explained to me that if i were to arrange a visa for her, many of my sexual aspirations would come to pass. i explained that many of them already have, and that while taking the animals out of the jungle often has benefits for the animals, it rarely benefits the zoo keeper. she was amazing in the sack. uncovered, delicious, worth the 80cuc.

dyanna:

last night: sanitarium

we spent our third day hunting down infanticide's desire to hit a matinee. we drove all over the city, with some varying and bizarre discoveries. to little satisfaction.

after meeting up with my friend and his colombian girlfriend, we went to salon rojo for our last night. salon rojo was full of action and had a high level of talent for a sunday night. we hung out for a while and interviewed a few candidates before heading back to the bates motel.

once at the casa, yayi showed me an extraordinary time. yayi provided an affectionate and uncovered experience.

yayi:

unfortunately, the proprietors of the establishment had other plans for our evening. once the festivities had begun, there was a knock at the door, immediately followed by an attempt to open the door. i yelled "occupado", then old man bates headed down the hall to try the same shit with infanticide. the entire time, we could hear the creepy fucker wandering the hallways.

once i had given yayi a map of hawaii of her own, she went to take a shower, only to have old man bates open the door on her. while i can appreciate wanting to peep a little, his intentions were not sexual in nature. just trying to be creepy

i walked yayi out and apologized. as i was walking back in, old man bates was standing in the hallway. he asked if i had the keys, i said yes. he asked "may i have them"? i said "you may not". i went into my room and began to pack for my early flight in a few hours.

while i was packing, i heard a commotion down the hall. i went out to see what was going on. apparently, while infanticide was walking his girl out, old man bates had entered his bedroom and began going through his belongings. which could be considered a huge party foul

at some point, we decided we had had enough of the nut-house and called my friend geni (who had referred us to this casa) to wake his ass up and come get us.

we went to the café la rampa in the habana libre hotel to have breakfast and wait a couple hours before it was time to go to the airport and go home

how do you explain to your friend with limited cuba experience that this is a freak occurrence and not something that happens often in cuba? we went home to a somewhat boring, but predictable costa rica

geez

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Jonesie
11-18-09, 00:00
Someday, there will be a feature that allows more pictures per report.

BastardGuy
11-18-09, 15:51
hey jonise,

great report, enjoyed reading it immensely. the girl on the first 3 pictures is smoking hot, do you have her particulars?

thanks


intro:

if i had not just experienced it, i wouldn't believe much of this story. in 44 trips to cuba in the last 4 years, i've never experienced anything comparable to the level of madness this trip contained

i felt bad about cancelling out on infanticide in august, so i made sure i was able to go with him this trip to havana. we booked our flights and casa in havana and met here in costa rica with great optimism for our coming trip.

my guy tony from casaparticular.org sold his share in the company and i was left to figure things out for myself. i booked our reservations on two different sites to be sure of having a reservation when we arrived.

sure enough, we arrived to our first casa to the most popular excuse in havana. the water wasn't working and we would not be able to stay there. we called to our secondary casa to find them waiting for us. so we went there.

casa bertha in miramar was a nice sized house with ample space and amenities. we settled in, unpacked, and hit johnny's disco on the miramar/vedado border.

the talent at johnny's was adequate for a small club and soon enough, infanticide and i had suitable choices and were headed to the casa.

first night: deal-breaker.

once we had arrived at our casa with our romantic interests, we went to our separate rooms to fulfill our respective desires. once in our room, my girl asked to be paid first. i explained that i'd be happy to pay her once our agreement was concluded, but not until then. she explained that she had no guarantee i would pay her once we were finished. i explained to her that i had no guarantee she would provide the agreed upon services. my experience led me to believe she wouldn't

she said "then i need to go". i said ok. she then insisted i pay her for her taxi and for her time and entry fee to johnny's. i explained that i wasn't asking her to leave and a severance package wasn't appropriate. that since she was leaving, she'd need to wait outside for her taxi too bad, she had a great body and i was eager to explore it

first night: second try.

as soon as my failed romantic interest left, i called my taxi driver back and went right back to johnny's to pull another girl. i arrived to find a little less talent than had been there earlier. i grabbed a girl that seemed to have a nice body and looked pretty in the reduced lighting provided by the disco setting.

i don't remember her name, but while she still looked ok, she didn't look quite as appealing in full lighting. but she did provide adequate service and had a great attitude.

second day: the water trick.

on the second day, infanticide and i went out to get some beverages to stock the fridge. once we returned, the casa owner explained that the water had suddenly broken and she had found us suitable housing across the street. she walked me over to show me a place about half the size of our current casa, but for the same price. after talking it over with infanticide, we decided we'd go along, as we had few suitable alternatives on short notice.

once we packed and carried our luggage to the new place, we started unpacking and settling into our new digs. as i was putting my toiletries and such into my new bathroom, bertha's husband walked into my bedroom and stated that while he and his wife were at our new house, his newborn baby was unattended and that i needed to pay him for the night we stayed. i told him to take care of his baby and either one of he or his wife could wait a few minutes in the living room while we settled in and once we did, infanticide and i could settle our tab. or, we could walk across the street and settle up once we were done in a few minutes. i'm not sure why he thought infanticide or i were unwilling to pay him 70cuc, or why he felt the need to leave a newborn alone to attend to the matter, but he became hostile and took an aggressive posture. at some point, i told him if he was in a hurry, he should go home and i could bring over his money in 5 or 10 minutes, or we could fight instead. but he couldn't have both.

he left, the new casa owner asked us to leave, and we were again a victim of cuba's faulty plumbing

second night: checking into the bates motel.

my taxi driver geni had told me he could find suitable housing for us closer to nuevo vedado, so i called him and told him i'd give him a shot. he took us to a casa that on first glance, seemed ok. it wasn't as nice as the first house, but it would do.

we met the owners, the lady was a professor of something at the univ of havana, the husband, a retiree who spoke decent english. so we decided they seemed nice enough and we'd give it a shot. there were flags that we didn't see at first, but that we'd be seeing all too often during the course of our stay.

first, once we agreed we'd stay, i said "well, we should give you some money and get some keys from you". the lady then said she didn't issue keys, that we would ring the doorbell when we needed entry. i explained that we'd be going out late and didn't want to disturb anyone when we returned. she then nodded no. i told her that we couldn't stay at a place we couldn't come and go freely from, she relented and handed me a set of keys to share with infanticide. infanticide and i had a laugh at the creepiness of it and got dressed to go out.

second night: movie star

once we were settled in to our casa and had grabbed a bite to eat, we headed over to my favorite disco in the entire world, la cecelia. when we arrived, we found an empty parking lot and a closed gate. so we went to casa de la musica in miramar.

casa de la musica was going strong and was full of exceptional talent on this night. infanticide and i walked a lap and were treated like rock stars. we came upon ani from his previous trip/report and she was looking quite lovely. i began to chat her up, thinking i might take her, when i laid my eyes on an exquisite creature.

marie was just arriving and was scanning the room, like any good hawk. i stopped what i was doing and began talking with her. i invited her over to our table (that still had ani sitting at it). ani left and marie sat down. we worked out terms to 70cuc for 2 pops. infanticide managed to get similar terms and we were in search of a taxi.

as we arrived at the casa, i opened the door to find the old man standing 5 feet from the door staring directly at it. as he was quite old and had had a stroke the year prior, he wasn't very mobile. which left me to wonder how long he'd been standing there with that manson gaze. he took the girls carnets and we were back to the bedrooms for the festivities.

marie asked for the money up front, to which i offered her a taxi. i showed her the cash and put it back in my pocket. explaining that at a restaurant, you pay after you eat. she relented and got undressed.

i was taking a little longer getting my first leche than maria cared for, so she said i could do her without the bag, but for only one pop.

off went the condom and i enjoyed marie's honey pot for a little while longer before pulling out and painting a map of hawaii on her stomach.

sweet

marie:

third night: hoes and housewives

the next day was somewhat uneventful. the night before, infanticide and i were sitting on the porch having a cigar and comparing notes when the lady of the house came out and told us it was too late to be on the porch with the lights on. then turned them off while we were sitting there

we had lunch, met up with a friend who was in havana at the same time, and went out to cecelia that night.

cecelia had talent, but wasn't up to its usual unbelievable standard. i met up with a girl from my last report that was simply unbelievable in the sack with an amazing body. i invited her to sit. we enjoyed the show while she gave me a hand-job under the table. once back at the casa, she explained to me that if i were to arrange a visa for her, many of my sexual aspirations would come to pass. i explained that many of them already have, and that while taking the animals out of the jungle often has benefits for the animals, it rarely benefits the zoo keeper. she was amazing in the sack. uncovered, delicious, worth the 80cuc.

dyanna:

last night: sanitarium

we spent our third day hunting down infanticide's desire to hit a matinee. we drove all over the city, with some varying and bizarre discoveries. to little satisfaction.

after meeting up with my friend and his colombian girlfriend, we went to salon rojo for our last night. salon rojo was full of action and had a high level of talent for a sunday night. we hung out for a while and interviewed a few candidates before heading back to the bates motel.

once at the casa, yayi showed me an extraordinary time. yayi provided an affectionate and uncovered experience.

yayi:

unfortunately, the proprietors of the establishment had other plans for our evening. once the festivities had begun, there was a knock at the door, immediately followed by an attempt to open the door. i yelled "occupado", then old man bates headed down the hall to try the same shit with infanticide. the entire time, we could hear the creepy fucker wandering the hallways.

once i had given yayi a map of hawaii of her own, she went to take a shower, only to have old man bates open the door on her. while i can appreciate wanting to peep a little, his intentions were not sexual in nature. just trying to be creepy

i walked yayi out and apologized. as i was walking back in, old man bates was standing in the hallway. he asked if i had the keys, i said yes. he asked "may i have them"? i said "you may not". i went into my room and began to pack for my early flight in a few hours.

while i was packing, i heard a commotion down the hall. i went out to see what was going on. apparently, while infanticide was walking his girl out, old man bates had entered his bedroom and began going through his belongings. which could be considered a huge party foul

at some point, we decided we had had enough of the nut-house and called my friend geni (who had referred us to this casa) to wake his ass up and come get us.

we went to the café la rampa in the habana libre hotel to have breakfast and wait a couple hours before it was time to go to the airport and go home

how do you explain to your friend with limited cuba experience that this is a freak occurrence and not something that happens often in cuba? we went home to a somewhat boring, but predictable costa rica

geez

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

Adinga
11-19-09, 06:54
Jones -sorry to hear about the hassles.

Cuba is the most unpredictable place Ive ever been.Things never seem to go as planned especially with those freakin casa owners.Its even worse in Cienfuegos.The women are too business orientated now in Cuba.Its going downhill fast.

Provia
11-20-09, 20:01
Excellent report Jonesi. Beautiful hot babes.

Thanks

BrainPep
11-20-09, 22:27
Jonesie or others,

My buddy and I will be in Havana for about 5 days soon. Will anyone be there? This will be my first time there. I have been to Rio, BA, San Jose, Kiev, Dubai, but have always wanted to see Havana for to actually see the city and also check out the P4P seen (have read posts in this forum for hours).

Am still trying to book a casa, but still trying to figure that out as I live in NYC.

Jonesie
11-22-09, 21:02
Amigo, Soon is a relative term. Yes, I'll most likely be there "soon". As I go for long weekends, if you want to coordinate, you'll have to give dates...


Jonesie or others,

My buddy and I will be in Havana for about 5 days soon. Will anyone be there? This will be my first time there. I have been to Rio, BA, San Jose, Kiev, Dubai, but have always wanted to see Havana for to actually see the city and also check out the P4P seen (have read posts in this forum for hours).

Am still trying to book a casa, but still trying to figure that out as I live in NYC.

Adinga
11-24-09, 05:53
Brain

Call my Guide in Havana if you need help - hell get you anything you need. He also speaks English.Buy him some drinks or pay his nightclub entrance fee.

His name is Jorge

Cell in Cuba 052928641,
Havana home is 8762644
email : 6626@correodecuba.cu

Woodman09
11-24-09, 07:22
Blackfriars,

I would really be interested in some contact info. And I take Excellent pix check my posts

I'm leaving on Friday.

BrainPep
11-24-09, 17:21
Brain

Call my Guide in Havana if you need help - hell get you anything you need. He also speaks English.Buy him some drinks or pay his nightclub entrance fee.

His name is Jorge

Cell in Cuba 052928641,
Havana home is 8762644
email : 6626@correodecuba.cuThanks Adinga.

BrainPep
11-24-09, 17:22
Amigo, Soon is a relative term. Yes, I'll most likely be there "soon". As I go for long weekends, if you want to coordinate, you'll have to give dates...Jonesie, I will be in Havana from Dec 28 through Jan. 2. Will you be there?

Brainpep

Jonesie
11-25-09, 22:31
I will most likely will be in Havana for those dates.


Jonesie, I will be in Havana from Dec 28 through Jan. 2. Will you be there?

Brainpep

BrainPep
11-26-09, 18:49
I will most likely will be in Havana for those dates.There will be 3 of us going. I tried to send you a private message, but it looks like you do not accept them. Feel free to send me a private message. Would love to catch up and see about working something out.

Mma93
11-27-09, 21:17
Just got back from my annual trek to Havana. First night, saturday, my guide and I passed by Salon Rojo at about 10:30, it was dead so I decided to pass. He recommended La Cecilia,crazy 25 cuc cover, we passed by and saw a long line of great talent waiting to get in. I saw a beautiful early 20ish blonde paying her cover. I jumped on that quick, in about 2 hours we were back at the casa. Her body naked was so much better looking then dressed, I know it is usually the other way around. Amazing ass and tits. Sex was descent but definetly not the best. Towards the end she gets "the call" that her mother is sick yada yada yada, sorry can't stick around Bye.

Next day I decide to hang around Habana Vieja relax and have a few drinks with my cuban buddy. I decide that I want to get out of town so off to Pinar del Rio we go. Last year I made a day trip to Cienfuegos and found it to be dead. So this year I decided to invite saturdays' girl to accompany us to Pinar, she agreed. We get to Hotel Pinar del Rio and decide to hit the town for a bite to eat. Warning there is nothing to eat after 8PM. Go back to the hotel and eat there, food was descent. I get in bed with my chica and she tells me that she is not a piece of meat that I was demanding too much, pissed me off. I told her that if she did not oblige that I had no problem dumping her ass in Pinar del Rio, she quickly performed pretty good. The hotel has a disco where all the locals go, absolutely no tourists. The chica did not want to go so I went with my buddy. I stood out like a turd in a punch bowl. Nothing decent in the club and police inside and outside. Woke up next day and went to Vinales. This place is beautiful had a great time with the exception of this chica asking me every 10 minutes to buy her something. We head back to Havana and she still insists to buy her a 10 cuc card for her phone, which I replied noooo. Finally arrive in Havana and she even asks me for 10 CUC for a taxi to which I kindly replied fuck off. I get a call later that night if I wanted to go out with her I laughed and hung up.

On my last night I decided to hit Salon Rojo again outrageous cover charge for a monday, 15 cuc. Walk in and find the place almost empty. I sit at the bar and without knowing sit next to a beautiful 19 yr old. Amazingly beautiful, dark hair, big eyes, long legs, full lips. We agree on a price and head off to the casa. She was all business. Did her job collected and left, didn't allow pictures. I am not complaining she did her job well and there was no nonsense and she was out the door.

Everytime I go it seems that people want to take more advantage of you. If you can live with this and appreciate the great sex these money grubbers provide then I can say it is worth it.

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MCruddy
11-27-09, 21:22
Will be in Havana December 6-13th.

Is anyone on the board going to be there and want to meet?

MCruddy

Member #3200
11-28-09, 17:44
How much did the sexy pain in the ass blonde cost you?

1st night cost? And trip per day at pinar del Rio cost?

Love to see pics of this stunning piece of work?

How mcuh was the Monday dark haired chick?

1 pop/short time or multiple pops all night?

Member #3200
11-28-09, 17:48
I might be in the havana/playa de este during that time

I'm more of a resort guy who cruises the playa de este beach for pussy & the local hangouts

My spanish is next to nil so I know I don't have the game for havana city, but I also don't overspend either

If I get 2-3 per week-I'm pleased

For this canadian-Cuba is about relaxation & abit of P4P & Thailand is the place I go wild

Jonesie
11-29-09, 00:09
There will be 3 of us going. I tried to send you a private message, but it looks like you do not accept them. Feel free to send me a private message. Would love to catch up and see about working something out.I'm all to happy to accept PM's. Jackson's holding out for his $20 before he'll let me accept them. Never the less, I coughed it up, so by the time this message clears big brother, it should be activated.

Feel free to try again.

Jonesie
11-29-09, 00:16
I am all too familiar with this. It seems the hustle doesn't have an off switch. I'm glad you held your ground in Pinar Del Rio. Guys on the boards always give me shit for doing stuff like that. But they have no idea the magnitude of the shit going on there. As long as your willing to be a hardass when you need to be, you'll do fine in Cuba.

Glad you had a good time.


Just got back from my annual trek to Havana. First night, saturday, my guide and I passed by Salon Rojo at about 10:30, it was dead so I decided to pass. He recommended La Cecilia,crazy 25 cuc cover, we passed by and saw a long line of great talent waiting to get in. I saw a beautiful early 20ish blonde paying her cover. I jumped on that quick, in about 2 hours we were back at the casa. Her body naked was so much better looking then dressed, I know it is usually the other way around. Amazing ass and tits. Sex was descent but definetly not the best. Towards the end she gets "the call" that her mother is sick yada yada yada, sorry can't stick around Bye.

Next day I decide to hang around Habana Vieja relax and have a few drinks with my cuban buddy. I decide that I want to get out of town so off to Pinar del Rio we go. Last year I made a day trip to Cienfuegos and found it to be dead. So this year I decided to invite saturdays' girl to accompany us to Pinar, she agreed. We get to Hotel Pinar del Rio and decide to hit the town for a bite to eat. Warning there is nothing to eat after 8PM. Go back to the hotel and eat there, food was descent. I get in bed with my chica and she tells me that she is not a piece of meat that I was demanding too much, pissed me off. I told her that if she did not oblige that I had no problem dumping her ass in Pinar del Rio, she quickly performed pretty good. The hotel has a disco where all the locals go, absolutely no tourists. The chica did not want to go so I went with my buddy. I stood out like a turd in a punch bowl. Nothing decent in the club and police inside and outside. Woke up next day and went to Vinales. This place is beautiful had a great time with the exception of this chica asking me every 10 minutes to buy her something. We head back to Havana and she still insists to buy her a 10 cuc card for her phone, which I replied noooo. Finally arrive in Havana and she even asks me for 10 CUC for a taxi to which I kindly replied fuck off. I get a call later that night if I wanted to go out with her I laughed and hung up.

On my last night I decided to hit Salon Rojo again outrageous cover charge for a monday, 15 cuc. Walk in and find the place almost empty. I sit at the bar and without knowing sit next to a beautiful 19 yr old. Amazingly beautiful, dark hair, big eyes, long legs, full lips. We agree on a price and head off to the casa. She was all business. Did her job collected and left, didn't allow pictures. I am not complaining she did her job well and there was no nonsense and she was out the door.

Everytime I go it seems that people want to take more advantage of you. If you can live with this and appreciate the great sex these money grubbers provide then I can say it is worth it.

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BeersTerry
11-30-09, 23:46
Jonsie, as you know, they won't respect you unless you are a hard ass.

La Isla
12-01-09, 05:00
I hate to say this but maybe it needs saying again.
Salon Rojo, Casa de la Musica, etc are all hard core jiniteras. Expensive and mechanical. Why do you go there??

Cuba is NOT the paradise it used to be nor has it been for the last 6 or 7 years! You need to have a network of friends to introduce you to normal girls. You need to speak Spanish to communicate well. You better be pretty good at playing cat & mouse with the police. Lastly, you need to have a discreet casa away from prying eyes.

For you newbies, I strongly suggest you go somewhere where it is out in the open like the DR, Haiti (if you like only black girls), Colombia, Brazil, etc. Cuba is WAY too expensive and a huge pain in the ass unless you are well connected. Sorry, but it is what it is.

Damn, I miss the old days when things were easy........




Just got back from my annual trek to Havana. First night, saturday, my guide and I passed by Salon Rojo at about 10:30, it was dead so I decided to pass. He recommended La Cecilia,crazy 25 cuc cover, we passed by and saw a long line of great talent waiting to get in. I saw a beautiful early 20ish blonde paying her cover. I jumped on that quick, in about 2 hours we were back at the casa. Her body naked was so much better looking then dressed, I know it is usually the other way around. Amazing ass and tits. Sex was descent but definetly not the best. Towards the end she gets "the call" that her mother is sick yada yada yada, sorry can't stick around Bye.

Next day I decide to hang around Habana Vieja relax and have a few drinks with my cuban buddy. I decide that I want to get out of town so off to Pinar del Rio we go. Last year I made a day trip to Cienfuegos and found it to be dead. So this year I decided to invite saturdays' girl to accompany us to Pinar, she agreed. We get to Hotel Pinar del Rio and decide to hit the town for a bite to eat. Warning there is nothing to eat after 8PM. Go back to the hotel and eat there, food was descent. I get in bed with my chica and she tells me that she is not a piece of meat that I was demanding too much, pissed me off. I told her that if she did not oblige that I had no problem dumping her ass in Pinar del Rio, she quickly performed pretty good. The hotel has a disco where all the locals go, absolutely no tourists. The chica did not want to go so I went with my buddy. I stood out like a turd in a punch bowl. Nothing decent in the club and police inside and outside. Woke up next day and went to Vinales. This place is beautiful had a great time with the exception of this chica asking me every 10 minutes to buy her something. We head back to Havana and she still insists to buy her a 10 cuc card for her phone, which I replied noooo. Finally arrive in Havana and she even asks me for 10 CUC for a taxi to which I kindly replied fuck off. I get a call later that night if I wanted to go out with her I laughed and hung up.

On my last night I decided to hit Salon Rojo again outrageous cover charge for a monday, 15 cuc. Walk in and find the place almost empty. I sit at the bar and without knowing sit next to a beautiful 19 yr old. Amazingly beautiful, dark hair, big eyes, long legs, full lips. We agree on a price and head off to the casa. She was all business. Did her job collected and left, didn't allow pictures. I am not complaining she did her job well and there was no nonsense and she was out the door.

Everytime I go it seems that people want to take more advantage of you. If you can live with this and appreciate the great sex these money grubbers provide then I can say it is worth it.

Pac One
12-02-09, 23:48
I have been to Havana a bunch of times. I actually fly direct from Miami since i have family and with the new laws can fly regularly direct. I have plenty of casas for you guys and actually have a very nice new apartment building called the atlantico it si right on the malecon. It has one bedroom apartments, 2 bedroom apartments and a penthouse that you wont beleive.

If anybody is going to be there those days hit me up.

Jonesie it seems like you go a bunch so if you are there those days let me know.

Pac One
12-03-09, 00:06
Hey guys new to the forum. I will be in Havana for new years and am a well experienced Cuba traveler. I have been there about 10 times and have good friend living there. I have guides and casas if anybody needs just pm me.

Jonesie i see you go frequently will you happen to be there during new years

Adinga
12-03-09, 00:59
La Isla - Dead on

My first trip to Cuba was in 2002 and I loved the place.Ive been going now for the last 7 years chasing that first experience but it never returned.

The nice girls dont have money to go to the discos and they will not approach you on the streets because of the police situation. This enviorment forces most newbies to the Clubs where your exposed only to professional prostitutes who are all business.They want to fuck you fast and get back to club for the evenings second customer.These girls are real slick so negotiate price and terms before you bring them back to the casa.

My advice is throw private parties in your casa in the evening.

Invite as many girls as possible - just buy Beer Rum and Cigarettes.

La Isla
12-03-09, 16:13
I also suggest NOT staying in the tourist areas such as Vedado, Centro, Habana Vieja and even most of Miramar as they are heavily patrolled by uniformed and undercover police. I stay outside of the city. There are very few police there and Cubans are much more prone to interact with you. Of course, this needs a car to get around with adding to your already expensive time in Cuba. Cuba is NOT cheap.....I repeat...Cuba is NOT cheap.

Here's another hint. Almost all the university girls have internet access these days, especially the ones from ICU. There are a few good sites to meet them on. Make contact and set up meetings with them in safe haven areas. I have had very good luck in the past doing this :) Of course, you'll need to speak Spanish relatively well in order to communicate with them.

Suerte!



La Isla - Dead on

My first trip to Cuba was in 2002 and I loved the place.Ive been going now for the last 7 years chasing that first experience but it never returned.

The nice girls dont have money to go to the discos and they will not approach you on the streets because of the police situation. This enviorment forces most newbies to the Clubs where your exposed only to professional prostitutes who are all business.They want to fuck you fast and get back to club for the evenings second customer.These girls are real slick so negotiate price and terms before you bring them back to the casa.

My advice is throw private parties in your casa in the evening.

Invite as many girls as possible - just buy Beer Rum and Cigarettes.

Jonesie
12-03-09, 20:51
Hey guys new to the forum. I will be in Havana for new years and am a well experienced Cuba traveler. I have been there about 10 times and have good friend living there. I have guides and casas if anybody needs just pm me.

Jonesie I see you go frequently will you happen to be there during new yearsI do plan to be in Havana for New Years.

Adinga
12-04-09, 03:51
Its very expensive. Figure about $350 a day plus your airline tickets.

This figure includes Rent a Car, pussy, food, spending money, and casa cost.

If you get a Rent a car it will probablty run you about $140 dollars /110 Cuc per day. Obviously its best to share rent a car fees with friends if possible.

My daily estimate for all other expenses which includes pussy is an additional

$200.

Kalifornication
12-04-09, 22:11
I do plan to be in Havana for New Years.
Me too 15 days

Jonesie
12-05-09, 23:42
Me too 15 daysSeems we have a party going.

Kalifornication
12-06-09, 17:04
Seems we have a party going.
Jonesie, I will initially be in another province but will make my way to havana, perhaps we should meet up for a beer or two?

Cubaxl 2010
12-08-09, 01:33
Hey guys new to the forum. I will be in Havana for new years and am a well experienced Cuba traveler. I have been there about 10 times and have good friend living there. I have guides and casas if anybody needs just pm me.

Jonesie i see you go frequently will you happen to be there during new yearsPac One - I will be in Havana from dec 27 - Jan 3rd.

Cubaxl 2010
12-08-09, 02:05
New to this Forum, but not new to Cuba.

Will be in Havana Dec 27 -Jan 3rd.

Jonesie
12-14-09, 05:32
After last month's trip to Havana with Infanticide, I figured Havana owed me a nice, leisurely weekend. I was right.

I had a friend in tow this weekend we'll call Ghandi. Ghandi is a cool guy of Indian decent who was born in Tanzania. But is a Canadian Citizen. Not that any of this is relevant to mongering.

The talent was exceptional this weekend and I was finally able to land a honey that I'd had my eye on for quite some time.

First Night. Super Model

Once my friend and I checked into our casa, we went to meet my friend at Casa Gisela for coffee and cigars.

We went to dinner and then headed over to Cecilia. We got stuck in line and the talent in the line let us to believe we'd be pleased once we entered. We were more than right.

La Cecelia was over the top on this Friday night. The talent was so high, my friend told me at least a few times, "Nobody is going to believe me when I tell them about this place".

Anyway. I interviewed quite a few qualified applicants, and then saw this AMAZING looking girl walking through the mob-scene towards the lady's room. I touched her shoulder to get her attention and she had these striking blue eyes. Uncharacteristic for a Morena Cuban girl.

We made small talk and she asked if this was my first time to Cuba, I told her I come to Havana every month, to which she replied "Then you know my next question". I nodded yes.

She asked me how much I would pay her, I returned the question and asked how much she'd like. She said "Cien". I told her that was a little expensive. She said I could probably get a better price from one of the guajiras (country girls). I tried to counter with 80cuc, but she told me that she had already been offered 100 from someone less attractive and wouldn't budge, I offered 90cuc, to which she nodded no again.

Now. I know some of you guys will bag on me for this, and most of the time, I'd be saying the same thing, but if you saw this girl, you'd understand.

My friend and I took a seperate taxi to our casa, on the way, I told Ghandi "I'd say it's 50/50 this girl gets tossed", I then explained that quite often, the hotter they are, the worse their attitude.

When she stepped out of the taxi, I just couldn't believe how rediculously hot she was.

Once in the room, there was no mention of money as we were getting undressed. She stood 5'9, weight about 125lbs, and had an amazing natural rack and ass.

She started with a great BBBJ, then shocked me and started in on a rim job. Going back and forth between my dick, my balls, and my ass. The sex was nothing short of amazing with her in every position. I shot my load after about 25 minutes and collapsed for a few minutes while she went to the bathroom.

When she came back, she laid down next to me and said "Before we do it again, please take care of my money". We hadn't negotiated for a second pop. I put her cash on the dresser next to her bag and she got to work. In the back of my mind, I was wondering if after the second round, she would ask for more money.

She didn't. She did ask for 5cuc for a taxi if I thought it was fair. To which I agreed.

This girl's skills and enthusiasm far exceeded what I expected.

Linea

Second Night. Location, Location, Location.

Day 2 was spent mostly showing Ghandi around and doing touristy stuff. We walked Obispo listening to live music.

My plan was to go home, changed clothes and go back to La Cecelia and try to match the previous night's catch. As I was getting out of my taxi, a couple of cute girls were walking in front of my building. We exchanged glances and they began walking towards me (this happens in Havana).

Yeyli asked me what I was up to, I told her I was going to La Cecelia. She said she'd show me a good time if I was willing to change my plans.

This situation caught me a little off guard, and honestly, I still wanted to go to Cecelia. So when she asked me how much, I shot 30cuc out, expecting her to say no. To my surprise, she said "Vamos".

In the room, she over-performed for the fee she was getting. A great blow-job including rimming (what's with that this weekend?) then fucked the hell out of me for about 20 minutes. I gave her 35cuc on the way out and cancelled my plans to go to Cecelia for a Cigar instead.

Yeyli

BionicMan
12-14-09, 16:03
After last month's trip to Havana with Infanticide, I figured Havana owed me a nice, leisurely weekend. I was right.

Good report
was the curly hair girl the super stunning one? and the on ein red dress the one that "picked you up in the street?"

La Isla
12-14-09, 20:13
OK...so i don't get out to alot of the clubs in Habana but would like to check it out when I go next month. Where exactly is Cecilia in Habana? Thanks

Jonesie
12-14-09, 21:24
Good report

was the curly hair girl the super stunning one? and the on ein red dress the one that "picked you up in the street?"Bionicman, that's correct

Bimbo Boy
12-15-09, 02:15
... I figured Havana owed me a nice, leisurely weekend. I was right ...

Jonesie,
Both these girls are stunners! Congrats!
Do you have any more photos to share ?
B.B.

Jonesie
12-15-09, 20:57
Jonesie,

Both these girls are stunners! Congrats!

Do you have any more photos to share ?

B.B.Unfortunately, I usually fuck the hell out of them before it occurs to me to take pictures. Imagine the justice these girls would get if I took the pics before thrashing them.

Pac One
12-15-09, 23:17
Jonesie,

I am pretty sure I have been with the first girl in the pics.

She is fun.

Kalifornication
12-19-09, 19:43
OK, just seeking a bit of abuse for my good natured foolish persona.

Decided to travel with a very active member of this board to la isla. The short story was like this, he was expecting money to be sent to Cuba and was a bit short on cash, asked for $$ and I, given my good/foolish nature, provided.

Now this fella promised to repay, but has since vanished, except for his presence on this board. I am, however, in possession of his telephone number at his place of employment as well as his wife's telephone number. Now I am not one to go to extremes such as making a call to the wife, but, the reason that I even have the wife's number is because this fella's excuse failed him while away in Cuba and I covered for him by giving him an alibi by speaking to his wife.

Ok, bring on the abuse! What is recommended?


OK, for the record and for your information I just thought I'd post an update about this matter.

So here it is: EL CUBANITO never paid as promised. I never expected him to and I will now take other measures. His M.O. was always to place payment off to next week. And then when questioned, would always give the "ah man, something came up" story.

As you can all confirm from his posting record, he has not posted since early October 2009. I stongly suspect he is operating on this board under another name. I caution all of you, be careful in regard to sharing costs on trips to Cuba with anyone on this board. But if you must, try to speak to other members that may have had contact with the potential "trip buddy" to confirm his sincerity.

I have met some great guys on here and consider them friends and trustworthy. But there are some sharks in these waters.

I am done.

La Isla
12-20-09, 05:09
Now I am not one to go to extremes such as making a call to the wife, but, the reason that I even have the wife's number is because this fella's excuse failed him while away in Cuba and I covered for him by giving him an alibi by speaking to his wife.
Ok, bring on the abuse! What is recommended?

Wow, that's really f**ked up. If what you say is true, then he is a first class scumbag. Here's what I recommend doing: NOTHING

Look, again if what you say is true, then you have every right to retaliate. But to what avail? You'll never get your money back, you'll ruin his life (does he have kids?), and in the end you'll be just as sad as him. Don't lower yourself or make yourself sick about it. Just forget it, move on and be happy. You're not the chump here.....

Adinga
12-20-09, 05:10
Kalifornication

What was the total dollar amount you lent him?

Chicochulo
12-20-09, 06:49
With a handle like Cubanito, I wouldn't expect him to square up with you. A hustle has taken place and you're on the short end, in some ways. Best to follow the rule of Papaya. If you retaliate, you risk getting into a juicier mess. Let this melon-head rotten on his own vine.
Chicochulo

Brit77
12-21-09, 14:45
Please reference these pics to Report #2113Very nice pics.

Jonesie
12-22-09, 00:09
i was awakened thursday afternoon with a last minute cigar order that was time sensitive. so i scrambled to make the trip happen at the last minute.

taca raped me on the ticket, charging me $585 r/t, but did upgrade me on both ends of the trip. i have to admit, the food is better in first.

i arrived in havana and was immediately put into secondary aduana. they searched just about everything and broke apart some of my vitamins to analyze them in some liquids. i guess i look like a drug mule.

after this fiasco, they said welcome and i arrived at my casa shortly afterward. took a nap, met up for dinner with a friend that was there at the same time and it was off to la cecelia.

first night. plumber pants

it had rained earlier, and had a heavy overcast, so la cecelia was only at half strength. i would only have 150 girls to choose from.

the talent at cecelia was still quite impressive, despite the lighter attendance. i interviewed a few ladies, and was in the mood for a trashy girl tonight. so i chose yeiny.

yeiny was exactly the type of naughty cubana that i was in the mood for. hot little body, seductive eyes, and almost no class. for 70cuc, i was able to secure her services for 2 rounds of disrespectful sex.

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Jonesie
12-22-09, 00:10
My friend called me for lunch the second day and we spent most of the day hanging out by the pool of his casa smoking cigars and being lazy.

The owners of the casa had a backgammon set, so we played a few games and started gambling over backgammon. Long story short, I ended up losing dinner for him and his puta at La Fontana.

I should point out, I took my friend on a trip a few months ago for his first time and he fell in love with Mary from my previous reports. So I figured since I was buying dinner for him and his puta, I might as well have one of my own to jack the tab up a little more. So I called Super Model from last weekend's trip, she was busy. So I called over Yayi from last month's trip. She arrived in a referee/jockey outfit and still looked quite cute.

We had dinner and went to our respective casas for the night's festivities.

Yayi is amazing in the sack. With an awesome natural little body and almost no rules, she made me feel a little better for dumping a bunch of Convertible pesos earlier.

80CUC got me a couple rounds of quite satisfying uncovered sex with a nap in between.

Jonesie
12-22-09, 00:11
I've mentioned before about one thing Havana has over just about any other mongering destination on earth. That a majority of girls you see out and about will get in a taxi with a total stranger and have enthusiastic sex without giving it much thought.

I was in Old Havana picking up some things from a friends house when I saw several girls walking down the street. Only one was to my taste and I followed them for a moment hoping to get their attention. To no avail.

I walked over to the prado and saw the same girls sitting in Parque Central on a bench chatting. So I got into a taxi and had him pull up beside them. I motioned for her to come over and get in, and she did. Only in Havana.

Yeleidi didn't mention money until she was leaving my place. She's from Holguin studying in Havana. She said she was going back to Holguid the next day for the holidays. So I took her back to my place to have a great time and give her some holiday shopping cash. In the elevator on the way out, I gave her 50cuc and she asked me if I was ok with giving her so much. I took her number and wished her a happy holidays.

Jonesie
12-22-09, 00:12
Cuba, in my opinion is one of, if not the best mongering destination on earth.

Why? Some of you might ask.

While it does have some pitfalls, as you've read in some of my reports, and some others. It has an amazing percentage of amazing natural bodies of chicas WITHOUT KIDS. Not to mention most of the population is on the P4P menu.

So enjoy Medellin, San Jose, Rio, Pattaya and other great mongering destinations. But I'd still put Havana on the short list.

Kurvak
12-22-09, 07:18
Hey guys new to the forum. I will be in Havana for new years and am a well experienced Cuba traveler. I have been there about 10 times and have good friend living there. I have guides and casas if anybody needs just pm me.

Jonesie i see you go frequently will you happen to be there during new yearsGuys,

I will be there 1/1/2010 to 1/12/2010 if you need another companero. [Non-English text deleted by Admin]

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Kurvak
12-22-09, 17:07
Cuba, in my opinion is one of, if not the best mongering destination on earth.

Why? Some of you might ask.

While it does have some pitfalls, as you've read in some of my reports, and some others. It has an amazing percentage of amazing natural bodies of chicas WITHOUT KIDS. Not to mention most of the population is on the P4P menu.

So enjoy Medellin, San Jose, Rio, Pattaya and other great mongering destinations. But I'd still put Havana on the short list.Any chance you will be in Havana from 1/1 to 1/12 2010?

Kurvak
12-22-09, 17:10
I will be in Havana 1/1/ to 1/12 2010 to sample the culture.

I could use some advice if you are in the area.

Fun in the sun.

La Isla
12-23-09, 04:20
True, so true. Also might add that GFE is incredible.


Cuba, in my opinion is one of, if not the best mongering destination on earth.

Why? Some of you might ask.

While it does have some pitfalls, as you've read in some of my reports, and some others. It has an amazing percentage of amazing natural bodies of chicas WITHOUT KIDS. Not to mention most of the population is on the P4P menu.

So enjoy Medellin, San Jose, Rio, Pattaya and other great mongering destinations. But I'd still put Havana on the short list.

Adinga
12-23-09, 04:34
Jonsie

Theres a recession going on and Cuba feeling the pinch too.

You tend to be alittle to generous with your money.

Its a buyers market

Jonesie
12-23-09, 09:57
Jonsie

Theres a recession going on and Cuba feeling the pinch too.

You tend to be alittle to generous with your money.

Its a buyers marketAdinga,

You could be right. Normally, instead of pulling the price down, I'll push the service up. Like putting in an extra pop. Just because I want to win doesn't mean she has to lose.

QuackUp
12-23-09, 13:44
I went to Cuba about a month ago. I was with my girlfriend so didn't play around but just reporting on some alternative things to do in Havana.

The National Aquarium of Cuba is now open. To get in, admission is free, only to watch the outdoor show. If you want to watch the other show from inside the restaurant they charge locals $5.00 and for tourist $7.00. This is more or less a deposit for the food as they deduct this amout from the bill. The food is actually decent.

Also some restaurant recommendation, since most of the time the food down there is pretty bland.

First. Paladar Bacura, it is located in Alamar which is about a 30 minute drive from the city center. I had the lamb which was exceptional. My girl had the pork and her sister had the chicken. Everyone loved there dishes. The average price was $6.00 per plate and they give you alot of food. Highly recommended.

Second. Paladar Bon Apetite. Very good Italian food. I had the pasta with Afredo sauce, very delicious. My g/f had the pasta with Ragu and she loved it. Her sister and brother in law had the pizza. I tried some of there pizza. It's good but not as good as some of the restaurants back home. I thought their Afredo sauce was better than any restaurants back home. Again, average price was $6.00 This place was kinda close to El Ajibe the famous chicken restaurant. Maybe 5 - 10 minutes away.

Third. The asian restaurant located in the Hotel Melia Havana. Of couse my girl and her sister never had sushi so we went there. It's not a Japanese restaurant even though they had sushi. It was more like Asian fussion. The sushi was good, not on the same level as when I go to Japan or Brazil but good enough to put smiles on there faces.

The teriyaki was too sweet, but the tempura was very good. I can't remember what the price were but being in a hotel it was more expensive than the paladars. I believe the average was $11.00 per whatever dish we ordered. If it's different, sorry about that.

Finally, her brother in law took us to a jazz club called Tocororo. It's a small cozy club with great music with a live band. I believe they let people in at 18:30 and the show starts at 19:00. Very enjoyable relaxing atmosphere. I didn't see any single women or any girls hanging out so it might be better to take a date here instead of trying to pick one up here.

Forgive me, but I don't have addresses for any of these venues. My g/f brother in law drove us to all the place above so hopefully when you are on the ground down there, you can get the information and if you like them report back the addresses for us.

Hope this helps.

Kurvak
12-23-09, 20:34
I went to Cuba about a month ago. I was with my girlfriend so didn't play around but just reporting on some alternative things to do in Havana.

The National Aquarium of Cuba is now open. To get in, admission is free, only to watch the outdoor show. If you want to watch the other show from inside the restaurant they charge locals $5. 00 and for tourist $7. 00. This is more or less a deposit for the food as they deduct this amout from the bill. The food is actually decent.

Also some restaurant recommendation, since most of the time the food down there is pretty bland.

First. Paladar Bacura, it is located in Alamar which is about a 30 minute drive from the city center. I had the lamb which was exceptional. My girl had the pork and her sister had the chicken. Everyone loved there dishes. The average price was $6. 00 per plate and they give you alot of food. Highly recommended.

Second. Paladar Bon Apetite. Very good Italian food. I had the pasta with Afredo sauce, very delicious. My g/f had the pasta with Ragu and she loved it. Her sister and brother in law had the pizza. I tried some of there pizza. It's good but not as good as some of the restaurants back home. I thought their Afredo sauce was better than any restaurants back home. Again, average price was $6. 00 This place was kinda close to El Ajibe the famous chicken restaurant. Maybe 5. 10 minutes away.

Third. The asian restaurant located in the Hotel Melia Havana. Of couse my girl and her sister never had sushi so we went there. It's not a Japanese restaurant even though they had sushi. It was more like Asian fussion. The sushi was good, not on the same level as when I go to Japan or Brazil but good enough to put smiles on there faces.

The teriyaki was too sweet, but the tempura was very good. I can't remember what the price were but being in a hotel it was more expensive than the paladars. I believe the average was $11. 00 per whatever dish we ordered. If it's different, sorry about that.

Finally, her brother in law took us to a jazz club called Tocororo. It's a small cozy club with great music with a live band. I believe they let people in at 18:30 and the show starts at 19:00. Very enjoyable relaxing atmosphere. I didn't see any single women or any girls hanging out so it might be better to take a date here instead of trying to pick one up here.

Forgive me, but I don't have addresses for any of these venues. My g/f brother in law drove us to all the place above so hopefully when you are on the ground down there, you can get the information and if you like them report back the addresses for us.

Hope this helps.What was the exchange rate for canadian dollar and USD at CADECA's?

Soldierb11
12-24-09, 00:36
After a nap, I decided I wanted to call the girl Jetzun had last month. I'd ran into her the night before at Cecilia and taken her number.

Dayanna is a pretty Mulatta with a rediculous body. She came over and rocked me. I tried taking pictures that would reflect just how rediculously hot she is, to no avail. Dayanna made all the stress from the previous 12 hours go away and left me with a much more pleasant outlook on life.I'm in awe Dayanna is so hot I might have to change my feb colombia plans to cuba just to meet her.

I envy you jonesie

QuackUp
12-24-09, 12:21
I can't remember the exact exchange rate but I used dollars. With dollars, they take 10% right off the bat. I believe the exchange rate was a little over 8%. I exchanged at the Hotel National. Basically you lose a little less than 20% on every exchange.

Q

Aluminosis
12-24-09, 17:48
What was the exchange rate for canadian dollar and USD at CADECA's?Dec. 24:

100 EUR = 128,05 CUC
100 USD = 80,833 CUC
100 CAD = 85,180 CUC

The Dirty Pirate
12-25-09, 19:42
First time to Cuba, been living in CR for 10 months, gunna fly via copa out of SJO. Been doing tons of reading and lurking, planning on staying Vedado in a Casa Particular. Anything I should be pre-warned about or know that I can't easily find via lurking? Can anyone recommend a particular casa that's guest friendly?

Hatrick2
12-28-09, 11:50
I've been around the review boards for years and hang on www.Cerf. Ca as hatrick, I'm a big time *****monger and need a sunny vacation. I'd like to take my family to Havana and would love to find good accomodation for them. I thought the Hotel National would be cool cause of its old tradtion and pool and entertainment.

I've had input that its much cheaper to find an apartment or some such thing but don't know which way to go for sure. I'm such an old horndawg that I would relish the chance to sneak away from the family to pound some hot Cuban ass.

From reading some of these posts, it seems that could be harder than I thought as the cops keep a strict eye on things. Is it possible to find a hottie and rent a room for 30 mins to an hr? If I could figure this out I'd most likely try to sneak away every day, LOL!

Adinga
12-30-09, 03:17
Hatrick

Theres a private casa appx 7 blocks from the the National Hotel.Its called
Casa Bertha.

Its 30 CUC per day and its perfect for what you need.There are alot of Italian business men who vacation with families and get quick pussy during the afternoon also.

Its clean but nothing fancy. Ill get the contact info if your interested.

Jonesie
12-30-09, 08:32
Hatrick

Theres a private casa appx 7 blocks from the the National Hotel.Its called
Casa Bertha.

Its 30 CUC per day and its perfect for what you need.There are alot of Italian business men who vacation with families and get quick pussy during the afternoon also.

Its clean but nothing fancy. Ill get the contact info if your interested.Birtha's is actually on Calle 17, number 5. It's about 2 blocks from the Nacional. It's a nice place, but the bed needs to be replaced.

Adinga
12-30-09, 21:36
Jonsie,

Im not sure if Berta asks chicas for thier Carne.

There were no problems when I stayed there in 2007.

Jonesie
12-31-09, 09:40
Jonsie,

Im not sure if Berta asks chicas for thier Carne.

There were no problems when I stayed there in 2007.If she hears you come in, she asks. I use this place as a fall back sometimes. Nice lady, seen it all. But it's location lends to noise and the bed sucks.

Hotman9999
01-01-10, 12:36
I'm a spanish citizen and I'm thinking to stay 1 month in La Havana.

How much cost to rent a apartment in this city during 1 month?

It's possible to get some discount in the price for this period?

Thanks you for the information.

BeersTerry
01-01-10, 18:03
ya.....don't plan to sleep there. It has alot of noise

Mick888
01-01-10, 19:05
I've been around the review boards for years and hang on www.Cerf. Ca as hatrick, I'm a big time *****monger and need a sunny vacation. I'd like to take my family to Havana and would love to find good accomodation for them. I thought the Hotel National would be cool cause of its old tradtion and pool and entertainment.

I've had input that its much cheaper to find an apartment or some such thing but don't know which way to go for sure. I'm such an old horndawg that I would relish the chance to sneak away from the family to pound some hot Cuban ass.

From reading some of these posts, it seems that could be harder than I thought as the cops keep a strict eye on things. Is it possible to find a hottie and rent a room for 30 mins to an hr? If I could figure this out I'd most likely try to sneak away every day, LOL!For everyone's information, Hatrick is a legend in the forums he's on. He has heiped everyone who asks. If you need info on Vancouver Canada he is the one to talk to. For myself a very warm wellcome to a class act. He should be helped because of his mentoring to others.

Adinga
01-02-10, 06:17
Hotman,

You wont find any real discounts because 30 days is not an extented period of time and you havnt established any prior relationships with Casa proprietors.

Expect to pay min 30 Cuc per day = 900 cuc for 1 month stay
(900 cuc = $1080)

Jonesie
01-02-10, 06:34
I'm a spanish citizen and I'm thinking to stay 1 month in La Havana.

How much cost to rent a apartment in this city during 1 month?

It's possible to get some discount in the price for this period?

Thanks you for the information.You can usually get a discount, but not all that much. You can probably get down from 35cuc to 30cuc per night.

Hatrick2
01-03-10, 13:54
Hey thanks for the welcome guys, I typed in the call letters wrong its www.Cerf. Ca check out my reviews for a good laugh and if you want some cheap Vancouver streetwalker poon just ask me for my Pussy Posse list. I give them out no charge to do my part to help keep them off the streets, but they can't seem to hang onto a phone for long so I always have to revise the list.

I've hung on Argentina private as well, I'm wonderin if its the same Jackson, if it is he is doing his part to help humanity. There are so many ripoffs out there that these boards are a great resource to help a guy get a decent lay!

That idiot gaunch bomber has now fucked things up at airports, its going to be fun sneakin rubbers on the plane without the ol lady catchin me. I'm going to hang in there and see if I can snag a deal to Havana in the next couple of months. Your input here is invaluable, thank you!

Hatrick2
01-03-10, 14:01
Ok, I just noticed one shouldn't put other web links on here sorry about that, the mod did well to modify it so it would be OK. I will be more careful about that in the future.

Do you really have to pay 20 bucks to be able to PM someone?

La Isla
01-04-10, 05:45
Do you really have to pay 20 bucks to be able to PM someone?
Give jackson his $20. It's well worth it and you'll save a bundle next time you travel. Plus the guy works tirelessly policing the idiots on this board.

El Grande
01-04-10, 19:48
You can usually get a discount, but not all that much. You can probably get down from 35cuc to 30cuc per night.

Do not expect to get an address of a real gem here. A really cheap casa where you can bring home as many chics as you want is really hard to find. And everybody wants it to be free on his return. Further prostitution is illegal in Cuba. If you post an address on a board like this the casa owner has to bribe the officials. One who has to pay the officials cant rent it out cheap anymore. So hardly anybody here would provide you with a good address.

If you do speak Spanish, you should be able find a good independent casa for 20-25 CUC a day. If you tell them you'll stay a month most of them will give you a discount and many casas even replace booked clients, who have to go to a friends house then (rather a bit less a day for a month than a bit more for ten days only). You don't have to live at La Rampa to have fun. There are some great independent casas a few hundred yards away. Just walk around, look for the first door with a blue rental sign and knock. If they do not have what you want ask them for their neighbors who rent out and go on like this. And do not hesitate to say no. You'll be surprised what gems you can find this way.

Just don't fall for tourist traps:
- Do not book over the Internet (at least not longer than the first 1-2 nights until you found something better) There are hardly any online casas below 30 CUC a day. If you go knocking once you are there it's much cheaper (if it's free)
- If you let a "friend" from the street help you to find a casa you'll pay 5 CUC more a day (will be passed on to the "friend")
- Avoid casas like Berthas. They can ask any price they want as people stand in line there because everybody on every board is providing its address.

But anyways. Good luck and have a great time!

Jonesie
01-18-10, 11:49
This trip, after a double booking for our casa of choice, a friend and I were referred to a mansion in Siboney. We got a decent deal on the place 200cuc per night for the house. Which had 5 giant bedrooms in two seperate wings. A drive through Siboney tells a tale of past splendor and decaying decadence.

While I was very impressed with the houses in Siboney, it's not exactly central to anything in Havana. Siboney sits about 15 minutes out of the main part of Havana and requires a pre-arranged taxi, as it's primarily a residential area, albeit a substantially affluent residential area.

If you're not on a budget and want a kick ass place to hang your hat while in Havana, Siboney is the place to be. But you'll need to either rent a car, or have some type of transportation arranged.

Casa pics to follow...

First Night - Delivery Service

We arrived on the evening flight from San Jose and got through customs as easy as can be expected. As we were leaving the airport, a few calls were made to arrange entertainment to arrive shortly after we did.

Once we arrived at the house, a quick inspection put to rest any doubt as to the quality of the accomodations. Our chicas arrived and they too were pleased with the place.

I called over Yayi from prior trips because of her exceptional enthusiasm. She came over with a change of clothes and a biking as requested and pleased me thoroughly. She asked if she could stay over, I said it would be fine as long as she didn't snore. She ended up staying for the next 36 hours until she had no more clean clothes...

Yayi


Third Night - Bold Statement

After Yayi left, I relaxed by the pool most of the 3rd day before deciding to call over Lenia from a couple trips back.

Lenia came over and hung out by the pool for a while before fucking me well. We went to dinner at cucina Lilliam in Miramar and headed home. She made the statement at dinner "If you can walk normally tomorrow, you don't have to pay me anything".

Well, she got paid.

This girl has an enormous amount of sexual energy and appetite. I don't remember feeling so beat up in a very long time. She has an amazing model type body and is just down right nasty in the sack. After 2 more rounds late into the night, and once more in the morning just to drive her point home, I paid her asking price and a little more. I was almost happy to see her go so I could rest a while before heading to the airport. What a wildcat.

BeersTerry
01-18-10, 17:38
Jonsie

I give you two thumbs up!!

Meesee
01-18-10, 23:23
This girl has an enormous amount of sexual energy and appetite. I don't remember feeling so beat up in a very long time. She has an amazing model type body and is just down right nasty in the sack. After 2 more rounds late into the night, and once more in the morning just to drive her point home, I paid her asking price and a little more. I was almost happy to see her go so I could rest a while before heading to the airport. What a wildcat.I am in utter list for this one (pardon the pun ;).

Mr Green
01-24-10, 01:21
Hi guys,

I will travel to L'Havana in May for a couple of weeks.

Any useful information especially for the best place (Habana Vieja, Prado, etc) to get a Casa would be much appreciated.

Apparently Euro is now the best currency there. Correct?

Also any info about best places (disco's or venues in general) where meet chicas at nite would be great.

Thanks

Mr Green
01-24-10, 01:33
Jonesie,

The brunette is stunning, wow.

Ricky Two
01-25-10, 01:24
Hi guys,

I will travel to L'Havana in May for a couple of weeks.

Any useful information especially for the best place (Habana Vieja, Prado, etc) to get a Casa would be much appreciated.

Apparently Euro is now the best currency there. Correct?

Also any info about best places (disco's or venues in general) where meet chicas at nite would be great.

ThanksMr Green,

I am also heading to Cuba in may thinking of going for 2- 3 weeks. I have 10 years experience going to the island (usually travel alone) however if you want to meet up let me know I have tons of casa, chica, restaurants, discos, car rental and other worthwhile information I would be more than happy to share with on to you.

Mr Green
01-25-10, 22:05
Mr Green,

What's your budget and what part were you thinking you'd like to stay?Money is not a problem as long as I can stay in a cool place.

Regarding which part I'd like to stay this is exactly what I'm asking to those who have been already there and can share their experience.

Mr Green
01-25-10, 22:11
Mr Green,

I am also heading to Cuba in may thinking of going for 2- 3 weeks. I have 10 years experience going to the island (usually travel alone) however if you want to meet up let me know I have tons of casa, chica, restaurants, discos, car rental and other worthwhile information I would be more than happy to share with on to you.Gsus man, that would be great.

I will travel alone too, arriving the 8th.

We will definitely find a way to meet up.

I was reading some reports, and apparently the police is getting tough with chicas.

What's the real story?

Avatar007
01-26-10, 19:52
I am thinking about going to havana in early feb. I have been to varadero resort style this would be my first trip to havana casa style. I have not fixed a date but I wanna go early feb as it seems to be cheaper. I would highly appreciate any info or suggestions and also if anyone else is going that would be great. I am 27 years old and very relaxed i love to party but just as much I also can just relax and enjoy the weather.

Jonesie
01-27-10, 02:26
Money is not a problem as long as I can stay in a cool place.

Regarding which part I'd like to stay this is exactly what I'm asking to those who have been already there and can share their experience.The reason is ask is because there are two basic levels of Casas. There are the many apartment type casas that go from 25-40CUC a night to the private casas with pool, etc starting at 80CUC.

If your traveling alone, I'd recommend a nice place in the Vedado. It's central to everything and relatively inexpensive. Let me know if you need me to check for you...

Ricky Two
01-28-10, 19:06
Gsus man, that would be great.

I will travel alone too, arriving the 8th.

We will definitely find a way to meet up.

I was reading some reports, and apparently the police is getting tough with chicas.

What's the real story?I never had any problems with the police or any other problem in Cuba. I have developed a hassle free formula to evade police and also the hunt, chase and long interviews with chicas. I won't share this particular knowledege on the board but I will help individulas like your self on a individual basis. Can you recive private messages on this board? I tried to send you one. Better yet we can communicate by email what you think?

Kurvak
01-29-10, 08:35
I really do not have the writing style flavor shown by Jonesie but I will try my best to report on a first, solo, trip to paradise. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. Cuba is still the paradise when you think how much money we spend here in a year on useless goods and services, as opposed to how much you can get there for much less than that.

My first day in Cuba.

I landed around 5pm, cleared the customs without a glitch only to find a double booked private house that I reserved over the internet (never again). After 30 minutes they found another house for me to stay at for the next 5 days. I was tired and had nowhere else to go that rainy night so I accepted the workaround. I got myself situated quickly and thanks to 2 small but strong coffee cups I was back online after one hour.

I was told from the beginning by the owner that no company is allowed and to be honest with you I was not expecting any that night so I went along. I then went out for a walk as the rain had stopped and I ended at hotel Inglattera internet cafe (slow connection do not use it. I lost few hours waiting for a computer then for web pages and chat). Exiting the hotel a young, 21 years old, semi-pro looking for customers attached herself to me. We ended up in a room close to Little China for only $50. The next 2 hours I received my welcome gift from a real Cuban woman in ways I never thought before. Enthusiastic, good looking and clean she went on and on to please me. As I was tired it took me awhile to get in the mood and that prompted a funny episode. She asked me first if I took the pill to keep it going, and as I denied she then asked me if I am Cuban (I speak Spanish). I thought that was I compliment and finally opened the flood gates. I took her name and number, paid the money plus gave her a small perfume bottle as a gift for her willingness to work with me. I had purchased few perfumes and other small things as gifts to have before I left. I strolled back to my room happy and ready to rest.

Second day:

That morning after I eat breakfast at the house on the balcony I took my list of addresses and started hunting for a friendlier place to stay in a quieter neighborhood. Centro Habana – near hotel Deauville. Is close to most action but quite noisy at night and during the day. It took one visit to the first house on the list to find someone willing to spend 2 hours to find what I wanted. A large one bedroom apartment, with bathroom, kitchen and separate entry, in Vedado, for 30 CUC per night. The rooms were quiet, clean, large, modern by Cuban standards, and I took it for 10 days. The best deal I made after the girl at the hotel the night before.

The next 9 days:

From here it went on easier by the day as I was able to secure company, between 19 to 22, every night for prices between $40 and $70 (I paid one time that much for an all night with a super model with a good heart and talent in bed and I do not regret it a moment). It all boils down to Salon Rojo near hotel Nacional, disco Cecilia, Macumba and the one at the top of hotel Havana Libre, outside hotel Havana Libre, in front of Copelia in La Rampa near the cinema (watch it. Lots of gay Cubans asking for action there), University of Havana, and plain walking the streets in Habana Vieja, Centro Habana and Vedado. I never thought I will last to have action every night for ten days without getting hurt, but these ladies have something magic that takes the pain away and makes one feel 20 again. I spent time hunting for the ones that interested me in particular and never regret a moment as I did not experience any problems with them or with the house owner. The owner warned me to be careful as some use sleeping pills to rob the tourists, but it never happened and I never saw any attempt. In the street there is police but it seems that they are not that strict anymore as I was able to walk to my house several times right past them with a lady without any issues. I caught a very cold period in Cuba with only 3 sunny day and temperatures between 40 at night and never over 70 during the day, with strong winds. Maybe that was my luck as it kept the girls indoors. In conclusion I had fun and I am grateful to Jonesie for encouraging me and giving some good advice.

Go there and have fun as they need you now more than ever.

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BeersTerry
01-30-10, 17:23
That is a fun area and my stomping ground as I have an apartment in the area. It is always hit and miss but I like to troll around during the day.

Try sitting in the little parks in the area and see what comes up.

Stonybeach
01-30-10, 22:45
Will be in Havana this weekend.

Anyone around?Jonesie,

I am a newbie on this forum and just came across all this information on Cuba, which is hard to find for obvious reasons.

I have enjoyed immensely your reports and pictures.

Me and a few friends are planning a trip to Cuba in the summer, late June 2010, people will be flying in from a number of countries. I would really like to rack your brain and get in touch with you to discuss how best we can arrange and therefore enjoy this trip, from accomodations to food to girls.

Is this forum the best way to get in touch with you? I do not yet have the ability to send private messages, I can activate that it that is what you think best.

Thanks

Mr Green
01-31-10, 02:29
Kurvak,

Thanks Kurvak. definitely useful report.

Mr Green
01-31-10, 02:33
I never had any problems with the police or any other problem in Cuba. I have developed a hassle free formula to evade police and also the hunt, chase and long interviews with chicas. I won't share this particular knowledege on the board but I will help individulas like your self on a individual basis. Can you recive private messages on this board? I tried to send you one. Better yet we can communicate by email what you think?Yep that's fine. I will subscribe the next days so we can keep in touch.

Thanks for your helpfulness

Mr Green
01-31-10, 02:45
The reason is ask is because there are two basic levels of Casas. There are the many apartment type casas that go from 25-40CUC a night to the private casas with pool, etc starting at 80CUC.

If your traveling alone, I'd recommend a nice place in the Vedado. It's central to everything and relatively inexpensive. Let me know if you need me to check for you...A nice apt where I will be able to bring girls hassle free will be perfect. But would be interesting see also some casas with pool. At the end I am going there ro reward myself x my birthday, so let's get it socks!

Vedado sounds ok. Is it a good idea book from the internet or better not?

Any help is more than welcome. Thanks

Akapartyman
01-31-10, 06:18
Hey guys,

Been a while since I've been here, but needed some advice, so decided to come to the best place on the net. Here!

I'm planning my brother's bachelor party, and we thought of Havana, Cuba (via Cancun) as our destination.

We've done Costa Rica, Thailand, Brazil, Argentina, Europe etc. So Cuba sounds great!

Just want to get people's opinions on where we should stay (hotels or apartments), current going market price for girls (we hate to do what alot of "gringos" do and pay extortionate prices, cause then all us mongers will be screwed!), best places to pick up girls (I hear the local university is great!) etc.

I see there is nothing too recent, so was hoping others might be able to jump in and help.

We're planning the trip at the end of July for 4-5nts.

Cheers,

Alfie

Adinga
02-02-10, 05:27
Akapartyman

If you plan on "raising hell" celebrating - Cuba is probably not the best place to have the bachelor party.

Been traveling to Havana for over 8 years now and Ive learned to keep a very low profile when vacationing there.You definatley do not want to attract alot attention because the girls and the casa owners will want nothing to do with you.

I reccomend that you try and rent a private house outside of Havana maybe in Miramar which is probably the nicest city in Cuba but also one of the most expensive.Its only 15 minutes from downtown Havana.The house will probably run about $250 a day and you will also need a rental car which is appx $130 per day.

Enjoy Saludos

Ricky Two
02-03-10, 00:29
a nice apt where i will be able to bring girls hassle free will be perfect. but would be interesting see also some casas with pool. at the end i am going there ro reward myself x my birthday, so let's get it socks!

vedado sounds ok. is it a good idea book from the internet or better not?

any help is more than welcome. thanksi have 2 apartments on the outskirts of vedado with private entrances own key no hassle from the owners as long as we don't bring **** chicas there! have you already booked your ticket? what dates do you have lined up? get jackson the $ 20 so we can start communicating o. k by the private message system.

Stonybeach
02-03-10, 03:51
You can pm me if you wish, but I think Jackson's pretty serious about his twenty bucks. This is a tightly managed forum, so my email address would be deleted.

Happy to help either way.Ok, just paid up. Waiting for the activation before I send you a PM.

Thanks

Adinga
02-03-10, 04:43
Akapartyman

Some other observations:

Most cuban prostitutes have attitude problems today. Remember its strickly business. They don't want to be entertained and have fun like in the old days.

The summer weather can be brutal. 95 degrees with extreme humidity.

Cuba is not cheap. Expect to spend minimum $200 per day. That includes a regular casa style apartment room, pussy, food and taxi. A rentacar is an additional $125 per day. My airline tickets cost appx $850 total. I'm from New York and usually fly thru Cancun also.

Cubana airlines has a very poor On Time performance rating. So coordinate your "RETURN TRIP" home with a 2.3 hour layover in Cancun and purchase ticket insurance. Mexicana also flies out of Cancun.

American credit cards will not be accepted anywhere.

Adinga
02-06-10, 03:59
Free Advice:

Anyone on this board who communicates with members outside of this site should be careful. One particular individual who requests to be "PM" d a lot should be avoided at all costs. He has been banned from other sites for unscrupulous behavior with members who met up with him in Cuba.

Use this site for information, do your own homework.

Hands on experience is best in Cuba.

MundoViaje
02-06-10, 15:00
Hi all,

I plan to be in La havana for one week starting 25 feb.

Any tips help would be appreciate to find "good Casa Particular" and nice spot

Gracias

Jonesie
02-07-10, 21:52
Ahhh.... There's my stalker... I was beginning to think you didn't care anymore...

I don't post my friend's casas or chicas numbers for good reasons. First, too many freaks with anonymous access to people I like. Be it casa owners or chicas, no accountability, no access.

Exhibit A:

A guy asked me for a really nice casa on the water for him and a couple of buddies. I put him in touch with this casa who I'd worked with before:

http://www.casaparticular.org/viewproperty.asp?code=HAV152&Lang=0

I let them know the price and the address. They checked in at night and were told they could wait until the morning to pay for their stay. The next day after breakfast, the owner asked if they could settle up, and they offered 40CUC per night, per room, after I had made a deal for 250CUC per night for the house (the house lists at 400cuc).

They paid 120cuc total and were asked to leave. Now, it's very difficult for me to book this house for anyone, as the experience left a bitter taste in my friend's mouth.

Exhibit B:

A guy asked me for a couple of numbers from some of my reports. I gave him the cell phone numbers of the girls he asked for.

No good deed goes unpunished, it seems.

The guy called ALL the numbers and asked all of them to come over. Girl after girl arrived. As they arrived, they were offered 30CUC for TLN (all night). When they declined, he wouldn't give them the 5CUC taxi fare they had just spent getting there.

I have MANY more stories like that.

It's not like I get a commission from the casa owners or the girls. A few guys helped me out when I was new to the game and I try to return the favor.

***** all you want. I protect my friends from bottom feeders and douche-bags.

Victor Lazslo
02-08-10, 08:21
Long time lurker, first time poster.

I have relatives who live in Havana and I'm headed down for a week to visit them. I am not concerned about a place to stay, though an afternoon casa, or one for an evening is something I am interested. I would like to get as much information as I can get for a noob heading to Cuba for the first time.

Cubiche
02-08-10, 09:29
"I don't post my friend's casas or chicas numbers for good reasons. First, too many freaks with anonymous access to people I like. Be it casa owners or chicas, no accountability, no access.

It's not like I get a commission from the casa owners or the girls. A few guys helped me out when I was new to the game and I try to return the favor.

***** all you want. I protect my friends from bottom feeders and douche-bags."


I would have to agree with Jonesie. Earlier in the game, I would respond to PMs with casa and chicas particular info. Several bad reports from them on how they were treated stopped me. Now I just say where I found them and leave the rest up to the yuma unless I personnally know him.

Jonesie
02-08-10, 11:17
I would have to agree with Jonesie. Earlier in the game, I would respond to PMs with casa and chicas particular info. Several bad reports from them on how they were treated stopped me. Now I just say where I found them and leave the rest up to the yuma unless I personnally know him.Many of you are genuinely good guys. So I'm happy to turn you onto a girl I know to be good or a great casa in a cool location. I'm also happy to send a little business to a friend in Cuba with a nice casa, or a chica who brings her "A" game.

I go to Cuba often and I have friends there that can be very helpful. I need my friends in Cuba to stay my friends. That means not giving their contact info to random crackpots who demand I post it on a public forum. If you're not comfortable with pm'ing me, I'm not comfortable giving out private info. After all, I know them, they know me, neither of us know you.

A couple examples: A guy asks to stay with a friend and I at what's now my favorite casa. An hour after being there, he asks if we'd like to smoke some pot. Trying to explain to him how very, very harshly Cuba punishes drugs, he shrugs and explains that he has a prescription, and not to worry.

Then there was the guy who liked getting drunk and beating up girls.

Like I said, most of you are nice. But if I don't know anything about you, you won't know anything about them.

BeersTerry
02-09-10, 00:14
ya.........I once let someone use the apartment that I use. The owner flipped as he was compromised and had to pay huge bribes to keep out of the shit.

Now, I will help people but would find it hard to give anyone the hard to get info that took years to mine.

Mr Green
02-09-10, 21:15
I never had any problems with the police or any other problem in Cuba. I have developed a hassle free formula to evade police and also the hunt, chase and long interviews with chicas. I won't share this particular knowledege on the board but I will help individulas like your self on a individual basis. Can you recive private messages on this board? I tried to send you one. Better yet we can communicate by email what you think?Hei I tried to send you a message too but I got an error back from your side.

Can you send/receive private emails?

Jonesie
02-15-10, 18:31
I had a stogey run planned for this weekend, and a friend called me and added himself to the reservation. Then a guy from one of the boards hit me up and asked about tagging along. So it looks like we had an away team.

To lay out the story, my friend be went to Havana with me in September and fell in love with Mary from some past reports of mine and has been going back twice a month to dip her honey pot. The guy from the board is in the military and wanted some real R&R. I hope I didn't disappoint.

First Day. Looking for a haystack in needles

I need to explain that S-man likes his women thick. And I mean Thick. Looking for obese women in a land with food rationing isn't the easiest thing to do. But it was his first night on the island and I didn't want to let him down. So we started at Salon Rojo. It seemed slow, so we went to Johnnie's. Johnnie's was packed with plenty of targets to my taste, but no plus sized honeys for S-Man. So we went to Casa de la Musica Miramar. Casa Musica had a decent crowd and ample talent. While I found a girl soon after arriving, S-Man was in the interview process with several Big & Talls until we were finally able to arrange terms and we were off to our casa.

Yoleina was a pretty girl from Oriente. We made a deal in the disco for 60cuc for 2 pops. Once we got to the casa, she insisted I pay her first, I insisted I wouldn't. After she kept pushing the issue, I told her I could have the security guard call her a taxi, to which she started getting undressed.

She delivered well on the first round, but afterwards, she started getting dressed. I asked her where she was going, she said she had to go home. I asked her if she remembered our agreement, she she had to go. I told her that since she would be changing the deal, I would as well. She finished getting dressed, so I gave her 50cuc and explained that 10cuc was for her taxi.

She stormed out and waited in the living room for her taxi. I took a shower and went to bed. Shortly afterward, she knocked on the door and said her taxi wasn't available and asked if she could sleep with me until the buses started running. I explained that if she got in bed with me, I wanted to fuck her again and I'd be happy to pay her the original agreement. To which she went back into the living room to wait.

All said and done, I would still say she was great in bed for the one pop I did receive.

Yoleina

Second Day. Campo Math

After receiving my guide fee of a cappuccino, I took S-Man on a tour of Old Havana. We walked down Obispo, along Mercaderes, and to Plaza Vieja and back. We were walking down the prado when I spotted this blonde spinner with a great rack. I approached her and she seemed uninterested. As we were continuing our walk, she waved me over to the sidewalk for further discussion.

When asked how much I would pay her, I suggested 30CUC. To which she countered with 25CUC. To which I agreed.

Lisa was from a small town near Cienfuegos. She led me to a shitty upstairs apartment with a ladder instead of stairs. The inside was literally all cardboard.

I would say Lisa was the best pull of the trip, and the price certainly added to her value.

In the end, I paid her 30CUC and she seemed pretty happy to get it.

Lisa


Second Night. Gratuitis Sex

Once S-Man and I got home, we took a much needed nap. Once we woke up, we went out to dinner and formulated a plan for the evening. I told S-Man I probably wouldn't be pulling that night and he insisted I would and that he would be paying for my girl. Now that's what I call a tip.

We hit Salon Rojo, which was dead. We did meet up with a couple of Americans and then went to La Cecelia.

La Cecelia was it's usual jackpot of talent. While walking laps, a tranny tried to wave me over. When I refused, the tranny pulled out his/her junk right there in the aisle to everyone's shock and said something I couldn't understand and stormed off.

I finally landed a girl from Santiago who was half Russian.

Sandra was a solid performer who pleased me well and left into the night. A nice last night of the trip.

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Drfreeman
02-15-10, 18:38
@Jonesie

I'd like to go to Cuba and get in contact with you for advice and such. but I can't subscribe since in only have Amex.

Do you know what to do?

===============================================

Hi Drfreeman,

I accept VIAS and MasterCard.

In addition, there is also an option for purchasing a subscription using currency via the postal mail.

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/subscriptions.php?#subscriptionbymail

Thanks,

Jackson

Adinga
02-17-10, 04:31
Jonsie,

Hows the street pussy scene?

After reading alot of reports it seems like the clubs are the only place to hook up.

Its unfortunate but too much negotiating effects performance but it has to be done in Cuba.

The chicas can be very slick.

Vandaddio
02-27-10, 16:33
I have been invited to Cuba to film a short film project.

We have approval and permits from the arts council.

It has been hard to arrange some things from abroad.

I would like to find a very good costumer, someone that can make fabulous carnival style costumes. Any info would be appreciated.

The arts council has been helpful but has not produced.

On another note, I would love to hook up with a little spinner with awesome moves and bod. Last time I was there I saw a couple of beauty's that were mix of Russian blonde and negro and latin. An awesome mix.

If she can dance I can give her a good role in the film.

Any info re- spinner would be rewarded with a few Buccaneero's

Cheers

VD

Gta Guy
03-01-10, 21:56
Hi Guys,

Me & my friends made a last min trip to Havana again on Feb 1. Although we had some good time, I had to admit the place is changing so quickly. I'm afraid that I may not go to Havana again but maybe other citieis. The reason is provide below but lets go for the good stuff first.

We flew to Varadero and took Viazul bus from there to Havana. We only paid 10 CUC each and then took another small viazul bus for 3 CUC each to our destianation. It seemed like the small viazul bus was out of service and they charged small amout and dropped us at our destination on the way to the garage / their home. Don't worry, as soon as you get off the bus, they will ask you or if you tell the bus driver, he will call them over. Not sure if they will be there all the time, otherwise you can negotiate a taxi and go to your destination. If the Viazul from Varadero has enough, they might drop you near your destination (if you give small change to driver). Our driver agreed but unfortunately the bus was already running late.

The highlight of our trip was a pig roast party arranged by one of the local friend. We went outside of Havana and booked a pig roast party in a farm house with swimming pool and some unsual animals in captive (like a zoo). Well, we had so much fun and we arranged it for a 2nd day too. The cost of the party was 140 CUC (including food, music & place) but alcohol / drinks was on us. We took 4 girls with us and there were about 15 or 20 girls came from local place. It was a party of life time. We whined with all the girls & had hell lot of a fun.

Our casa owner told us there are more inspection now a days than last year. Last time when we were there. Everything was relax but this time the casa owner was so afraid as he already had some inspection.

Girls. The girls are demanding more money now. Last year when we were there we never paid more than 30 CUC for short term and 50 CUC for long term. Now they are asking 50.60 CUC for short term or they are refusing to come. After some negotiation we paid 40 CUC for short term & 50 CUC for long term. Some of you think, we are crazy to pay that much. Otherwise our trip would have ended without any girls. Lots of girls were asking more than that but since we had to stick to our budget we only got the girls who agreed for that money. I guess the Havana market has been spoiled now. It's time to start looking some where else. Maybe other cities or othe countries.

FYI. Currently I don't have PM service. As I don't need it for now, I didn't activate it yet. I may activate is closer to my next trip.

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Chicochulo
03-02-10, 09:21
I went to a wedding outside of Havana that sounds similiar to where you stayed. More than a dozen cubans jumped in the pool fully clothed. And everyone got soaked. I didn't mind, the salsa music and wiggling bottoms seem so appropriate at La Boda...

MCruddy
03-04-10, 01:52
As a long standing member of the forum, I wanted to add some of my recent experiences in Havana. Spent a week there in December and went out every night but one. I stayed at the Hotel Nacional, which is an okay hotel by US standards. Like everything in Cuba, it is a hustle and the Hotel Nacional was no different. There was an extra charge on my bill upon check out, but they removed the charges without batting an eye. It was almost as if it was expected. (The charges were phone related). Also, when you change money downstairs, they count the money below the counter where you can't see, and tell you one of the bills is counterfeit. I don't know if that is a scam of theirs and they make a switch, but they tried it on me and someone else in my group. I used the bill elsewhere, so I didn't lose out. Just a warning should you be there.

First and second night there I went to Salon Roja, which is literally a stone's throw from the entrance to the hotel. It is 1/2 a block and can be see when you exit the hotel. Salon Roja is a club with live music and bands which can vary. One night was Salsa, another a type of country music, and a fusion band on a third night. The cover is 10 CUC, or about $13.00 USD. Once I stepped inside I was immediately surrounded by 5-6 women asking me if I wanted company, in both spanish and english. There were dozens and dozens of women (3-4 for every guy) and they were non-stop trying to get you to talk or buy them a Red Bull. My first night there I met a Jessica Simpson look alike in a very tight mini-dress. We danced for an hour first while she grinded her ass into me and I would periodically pull down her dress which would ride up and expose her thong. We struck a deal of 80 CUC (a bit much I agree, but Jessica Simpson!!) and we were off to a local house.

We exited the club separately as the police are stationed at the exit. In Hanvana, the police will stop any women who is leaving a club with a foreign man and ask her why she is with him. I witnessed them questioning one woman, and while my spanish is not that good (I'm not fluent, but can speak some), the questioning was direct and to the point. The avoid this, the girls will get in the cab of someone they know and you follow is a second one. A block or two later, you pull over and get into the first cab and off you go. My Jessica Simpson look-alike and I went to the home of an old Cuban woman between 70-80 y.o. She got out of bed, introduced herself, and left us to our own devices. We spent a good hour in there with no rushing and alot of time afterward to talk. "Jessica" was great and I repeated with her later that week.

The next night I met a young 20 y.o. named Deanna. I didn't know it at the time, but she was working the club with her sister Ana, who is 22 y.o. They looked like identical twins with the only difference being that Ana is several inches taller. I didn't know they were there together and kept confusing their names. Not only did they look alike, but they had on very similar black cocktail like dresses. Finally I saw them together and they each tried to get me to go with them individually. I said I wanted them together and they said okay for 100 cuc each. Having overpaid the night before, I took a pass and cruised around the night club. At around 3 am I saw them from across the club looking at me and leaning into one another discussing a strategy to approach me. Sure enough, they came over a few minutes later and offered me 80 cuc each. I countered with 60 cuc each and I get "dos leches" total, one with Ana and one with Deanna. They agreed and off we went to another house. First we stopped off at the hotel across the street where I went up to my room to get a couple of thongs I bought at Marshall's Dept Store for $4.00 each. I told them they could each have one if they were good. They did their best, but it was awkward for them because they were sisters. They did not interact with each other, but after the inital double bj it was Deanna while big sister watched. After a ten minute rest with their heads on my chest, it was now Ana's turn. Little sis (Deanna) took my head in her hands and gave me a DFK while I was furiously plowing her sister. Definitely a different sensation to kiss one woman while banging another. After 15 minutes I finished and then it became business-like for them. They automatically started to get dressed and helped me do the same. We all got back into the cab that brought us and they dropped me at my hotel. Big sis gave me her phone number and said with a smile "Let's get together tomorrow. Call me"

Inside the hotel, I collapsed on my bed and slept until noon time. What a night!!

Part two to follow.

MCruddy

MCruddy
03-04-10, 02:07
The next night I decided to try something different. I went to La Ceciela on a Wednesday night, only to find it closed. My cab driver felt bad and took me instead to Casa de Musica. BTW - there are two Casa de Musica's. This was the one in Vedado, not Old Havana. This place had a cover of 10 cuc and a big, nine-member band that was awesome. They played salsa music and everyone was dancing. Of couse I was approached by many, many honeys (about 2 to1 girls to guys), and I told them I wanted to relax before deciding.

About an hour into the night I met a tall, African-Cuban. She made her pitch and I initially declined. I engaged her in conversation and found out she was a dance teacher. I offered her 10 cuc to give me a lesson, which she did! We found a section of the dance floor and she showed me some steps. Once I got the hand of it, we danced for a good 45 minutes. Afterward, I thanked her and we went our separate ways. A half-hour later we bumped into each other and talked again for a long time (45 minutes). This time I took her up on her offer and off we went. She was amazing!! I'm 6'1" and she must have been 5'11" with incredibly long legs. She told me to relax, had me lie on my back, hopped on top and rode me like a bronco in rodeo!! She kept eye-contact with me the whole time and smiled as I got closer and closer to exploding. Afterward a ten minute rest, we did it again with no additional negotiations. I gave her a generous tip (110 cuc total) and it was worth every bit. We went back to the club later and she introduced me to her friends. I told them there was no way I could go again, but that I would be back tomorrow night.

The next night I didn't go to Casa de Musica, but went back to Salon Roja. I hung out and saw something amusing. A couple of Italian guys took a couple of girls into the stalls in the restroom and banged them doggie-style. The door flew open on one and there we a chick I had been speaking to earlier in the night getting it from a young (24 y.o.) Italian guy. I was surprised and went to use the stall next to them when his buddy and a cuban chick come out with her fixing her dress and looking embarrassed. For a proper propina (tip) to the restroom attendant you can get a quickie.

Part Three to follow.

MCruddy
03-04-10, 02:18
This time I made it to La Ceciela's and it was open. It is a large, outdoor, open-air club and was packed. The ratio was a little more even, but there were still more women overall than guys. I ran into Deanna from Salon Roja and the threesome, aka Little Sis, and we got to talking. Two beers and one Red Bull later we left together and had another night of fun. Deanna is a spinner and did exactly that. Picked her up and bounced her like a pogo stick while looking straight into her eyes. We both laughed hesterically. All for 80 cuc, but with "two leches" not just one. I was too tired to complete the second and stopped halfway through. I paid her anyway.

The next night it was back to Casa de Musica. I met up with a blond elementary school teacher who took me back to a really nice apartment/house that we had to ourselves. She played some music from her cell phone and did a very sexy striptease for a good ten minutes. Something about that put her in a really hot mood because we started going at it and she came twice before I did. She wanted to go again, but it was 4 am and I was spent for the week. Called a cab, said goodbye, and promised to see her tomorrow.

There were two episodes with non-pros that I left out and will contribute in a later posting. Hope this info is of use or interest to the board members. Feel free to ask any questions. I'm happy to help if I am able.

MCruddy

Adinga
03-04-10, 03:42
MCruddy - You overpaid the girls.

Cuba is a 3rd world country whos #1 industry is tourism.Theres a reccession going on and these girls have the balls to charge these prices - thats obsurd

MCruddy
03-04-10, 22:22
MCruddy - You overpaid the girls.

Cuba is a 3rd world country whos #1 industry is tourism.Theres a reccession going on and these girls have the balls to charge these prices - thats obsurd

Thanks for the feedback, even if it was to tell me I overpaid. Good to know when I go back later this year.

MCruddy

BeersTerry
03-04-10, 23:30
Cuba is not a market economy. If they don't get what they think they are worth, they would rather take nothing.

..........and when there is a tent pitched in your pants, it is a little tough to go shopping for something else.

Steve 99
03-05-10, 01:55
There were two episodes with non-pros that I left out and will contribute in a later posting. Hope this info is of use or interest to the board members. Feel free to ask any questions. I'm happy to help if I am able.

MCruddyHow come you did not go the casa route to stay? I get the vibe Cuba may be more of a ST type place anyway so maybe it didn't effect your sessions.

Are you American? If so what gateway did you use?

Will you go the casa route next time you go this year?

Sounds like there were plenty of girls which is good.

Genghois
03-05-10, 02:17
It's great to see a bunch of reports on the situation in Havana.

It's been five years since my last trip, but it sounds like nothing has changed. Law Enforcement at every corner. Playing the cat-and-mouse game with them. Casa owners paranoid about visitors.

All of the wrong things, but I'm willing to chance if for the right things, which are the beautiful Cuban ladies.

I may be there in a month or so, on business. Failing that, I'll be in Havana on my frequent flyer miles, within the next few months.

Always appreciate advice. Paricularly if I'm going and looking for a casa. I've been there, before but would appreciate advice (via PM, of course), on what the better and more loterant casas could be.

Interian
03-05-10, 03:10
I have stayed in Cojimar as well.

It was a great find! Used a local named Hector to show me around and meet the chicas.


Hi Gang,

This was my third trip to Cuba and third trip to Cojimar. I have had mixed success in Cuba, but felt this time all the ducks were in a row. I travelled with a buddy and his last trip had him stay at a great Casa. Cojimar is a town of approx. 20,000. It is 10 km to a great beach area, (away from Havana) and only 5 km out of Havana. With a friend acting as driver we had transport to and from the beach, Havana central and the airport for approx. 100 cuc for the week.

There are about 70 -80 homes with rooms for rent in this town. Several of the homes are a daily stop for girls that dress very well and visit after breakfast and before noon. My host would say the only two words of English he needed to say, "You like?".

A positive response meant the girls would stop coming. A negative meant they kept coming until I agreed to a girl. Then I would pile into the Taxi and head to the beach.

My hostess was a great cook and a 6:00pm dinner awaited after a day on the sand and in the water. By 9:00pm the gal would visit and we would drink rum, watch a movie and retire to my room for the night.

Sex was passionate and vigorous. AT 6:00am my host would tap on the bedroom door, my girl would get up and leave with a kiss on the cheek.

If I wanted her to return that night I would indicate to my host.

I experienced 5 different girls in 7 days.

This routine was excellent, but don't think a first time visitor will dovetail into this. Some houses don't encourage girls and are upset when a gal visits.

The nice thing about Cojimar is the fact it is a sleepy little suburb. Not a lot of cops, so the gals tend to be a little more relaxed. They still are worried about being seen with you on the street as this is a big problem with officials, but once in the comfort of your adopted home, the tension melts away and you have an evening with a passionate, beautiful girl. Average price was 60 cuc for the evening.

I look forward to returning.

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Adinga
03-05-10, 04:39
Most Cubanas will negotiate especially now with tourism down.They are very skilled at spotting newbies and fools then proceeding to take them to the cleaners for every last $$.

The man must show confidence and be in controll - its a latin thing.

Took me a while to learn this

MCruddy
03-06-10, 04:13
How come you did not go the casa route to stay? I get the vibe Cuba may be more of a ST type place anyway so maybe it didn't effect your sessions.

Are you American? If so what gateway did you use?

Will you go the casa route next time you go this year?

Sounds like there were plenty of girls which is good.

I stayed at the Hotel Nacional because it was part of a tour from the US. As a result, I didn't need a gateway or third country to fly there. We had an approved license from the US Treasury Dept and flew directly from Miami.

I might consider a casa next time and yes, Cuba really is set up for ST.

Adinga
03-08-10, 05:19
What a Joke -- I just read this on Rueters.


HAVANA TIMES, March 7 — Without saying what it costs nor what it covers, the Cuban government announced it would obligate tourists to buy health insurance in order to visit the island.

The same measure applies for Cubans living abroad and returning home for visits and for foreigners living in the country.

The decision was taken at an extraordinary meeting of the Council of Ministers on February 16 and published ten days later in the Official Gazette.

According to the measure that takes effect on May 1, 2010, the government says medical insurance policies purchased abroad must be from insurance companies recognized in Cuba.

It also states that sales points will be established at points of entrance to the country for purchase from Cuban companies.

Victor Lazslo
03-10-10, 03:44
My first trip to Cuba!

I arrive into Havana (via Miami) on Saturday for a week long trip. I've read quite a bit of the threads, but would like to hear back from those who have some experience to share on what to expect.

Currency. Should I exchange for Cuban Dollars or Cuban Pesos?

Airport and customs. How long does it take to clear customs? What to bring, what not to bring? Is it much easier if I just carry-on, rather than check bags?

Clothing. What will the weather be like? Do I need to bring long-sleeve / sweater / jacket for the evening? What are the dress codes like for the various clubs? Are jeans okay, or slacks/collared shirt required?

Women. How much should I be looking to pay for short-term and for the night?

Nightclubs and bars. Where should I go? I've read about the Jessica Simpson look-a-like and other hotties, so which place(s) offers me the best choice? What time is the best to go out looking?

Casas. Which ones do you recommend? How much can I expect to pay, short-term and nightly? Where are the casas located?

Protection. Should I bring condoms with me or will the women carry some/or guide to place to purchase?

Sights. What else is must-see and do in Havana?

Anything else I m forgetting , please just let me know.

Thanks in advance!

Toby Doby
03-11-10, 16:52
Victor,

I'll be in Havana next week as well, arriving in the evening of the 18th.

Wanna hook up om Friday 19th?

Adinga
03-11-10, 17:01
Victor

1) Only use Cuban Convertible pesos which can be obtained at all major hotels.

2) Usually it takes 1 hour to clear customs

3) Make sure all suitcases you check in when flyying "TO" Havana are heavily wrapped in plastic pallet wrap .This will help prevent baggage handlers from stealing.Usually there are independant guys in the airports in Bahamas ,Cancun ect that will perform this service for 3 dollars.Make sure all valubles, cash and electronics are in your carry on bag..

4) Definatley bring condoms - the condoms in Cuba are made in China and break easily.

5) Dress very low key - Older jeans,cargo shorts and tee shirts unless your there for business.No dockers and expensive shoes.Cubans can sum you up very quickly by your clothes .The object is to blend in with the people and not attract attention.

6) If your stay in Havana visit town of Miramar, Playa Del Este, Hemmingway Marina,and have a drink on the backyard patio at the National Hotel.

7) Dont pay nore than 35-40 for an average looking girl unless you really like her and 65 for a pretty chica.Always negotiate the price.They will start the bidding high.

If you need a guide in Havana call Jorge at 876 2644 his cell is 05 292 8641.
He lives near the National hotel,I give him 10 a day and buy him some drinks.
He knows all the places.

Enjoy

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Victor Lazslo
03-12-10, 07:10
Victor

1) Only use Cuban Convertible pesos which can be obtained at all major hotels.

2) Usually it takes 1 hour to clear customs

3) Make sure all suitcases you check in when flyying "TO" Havana are heavily wrapped in plastic pallet wrap .This will help prevent baggage handlers from stealing.Usually there are independant guys in the airports in Bahamas ,Cancun ect that will perform this service for 3 dollars.Make sure all valubles, cash and electronics are in your carry on bag..

4) Definatley bring condoms - the condoms in Cuba are made in China and break easily.

5) Dress very low key - Older jeans,cargo shorts and tee shirts unless your there for business.No dockers and expensive shoes.Cubans can sum you up very quickly by your clothes .The object is to blend in with the people and not attract attention.

6) If your stay in Havana visit town of Miramar, Playa Del Este, Hemmingway Marina,and have a drink on the backyard patio at the National Hotel.

7) Dont pay nore than 35-40 for an average looking girl unless you really like her and 65 for a pretty chica.Always negotiate the price.They will start the bidding high.

If you need a guide in Havana call Jorge at 876 2644 his cell is 05 292 8641.
He lives near the National hotel,I give him 10 a day and buy him some drinks.
He knows all the places.

Enjoy

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Adinga
03-13-10, 22:25
Victor. The most important thing to remember is that American Credit cards will NOT be accepted in Cuba. (Bring Cash only)

Victor Lazslo
03-14-10, 07:32
Victor,

I'll be in Havana next week as well, arriving in the evening of the 18th.

Wanna hook up om Friday 19th?Toby,

Sorry just saw this and should have replied sooner. That sounds definitely possible--depending on time and place.

Huevonn
03-15-10, 00:07
Interian, that was a great report and sounds exactly like something I would love to do.

Would it be possible for you to share any of the casa's contact info?

I am a very relaxed guest, speak fluent spanish and treat chicas very well.

I have just now paid my subscription fee so PM would be fine.

Alsoo would going mid April be extremely hot?

Toby Doby
03-15-10, 00:37
Toby,

Sorry just saw this and should have replied sooner. That sounds definitely possible--depending on time and place.OK, how about the bar Lluvia de Oro, at the corner of Obispo and Habana in Havana Vieja, at 8 pm? I'll be wearing a white and blue check shirt. Anyone else want to join, feel free.

Toby

Jonesie
03-16-10, 17:26
This is the trip that almost wasn't. Many things came in the way to complicate matters. 3 of the guys deciding to start their trip on the east side of the island instead of meeting the rest of us in Havana, a few guys flaking, a few guys cancelling, blah, blah I even tried cancelling, but some of the guys said they were going anyway, so I had to go.

Casa Drama.

We arrived Friday afternoon and made our way over to the house. Casa Gladys/Manolo is a great house. On the ocean in Miramar, nice rooms, great condition. Only problems is, they've turned the place into a monastery. Within an hour of being unpacked, my friend put on some board-shorts and headed out to the pool, only to be stopped in the living room and told he needed to "dress appropriately" while in the common areas. Then, as a girl I'd called over for a friend arrived, the casa owner's son told us she couldn't stay and neither could we. That's a first in Cuba.

So it was off to a standby casa. Casa Suzanna wasn't as nice as Casa Gladys, but it was fine for what we needed and half the price.

So I called the girl who'd been shown the door to come over and finish what had been started and all was well again.

First Night: Model Toss

Ardgneas called as we were getting tossed and asked if he could come over, I told him it might not be a great idea and to call back in a couple of hours. Once we were in the new house, I told him to meet us for dinner at Cocina Lilliam in Miramar, I'll spare you guys the food pics, but it's a great restaurant. We then headed over to Salon Rojo, as it had rained and La Cecelia would be closed.

We arrived at Salon Rojo a little early and watched the talent slowly trickle in. We eventually all had found suitable companions and headed to our casas. We gave one of the ladies taxi money and directions to our casa. My girl, who was stunning, told me she would take her own. I told her we'd already paid the other girl for the cab, but she insisted. First sign of trouble.

Back at the casa, my girl insisted I pay her taxista, so I gave him 5cuc to his objections, I explained that I wasn't his client and if he wanted more, he could take it up with his client. My girl then asked if I could pay her before she came in the house, second sign of trouble. I told her absolutely not, so she came upstairs. She looked absolutely amazing undressed, but then she asked for the money up front again. I told her I'd love to pay her for a good time, but until I'd had a good time, the money would be staying put. So she said she was leaving. Resigned to not fucking her, I said fine. I told her to get dressed and go downstairs to wait for her taxi. She insisted on waiting in my room until her taxi arrived, so I took her bag, her phone, and her shoes and walked downstairs as she followed. Some of you would say that's rude, but I'm over being polite about such things. Downstairs, she asked me for 10cuc for a taxi, I told her she could walk as far as I'm concerned, as I was looking to rent a girl, not a taxi.

I called over Yayi to save the evening, and she did. Yayi is a guaranteed good time. She came over and delivered brilliantly.

Yayi

Second Day: Guajira

After waking up and showing some rookies around old Havana, we called over some talent. I called over Lauren for one of the guys, and Elaine for myself. Elaine is a girl I'd met at La Cecelia on my last trip who I promised I'd take on my next trip, so I owed her a tryout.

Elaine is a little spinner with a tight little body and a naughty disposition. She came over and did nasty things to the bottom of my balls with her tongue and fucked me like a porn star. Earning her 60CUC and a place on the top of my list for future trips.

Elaine

Second Night: Librarian

After meeting up with Ardgneas for dinner and making our way to La Cecelia, we interviewed several worthy candidates for companionship. I had thought I'd found a winner in Claudia, who was smoking hot and extremely pretty. While she was on her way to the ladies room, she apparently had been made a better offer and decided to take it. She came back to tell me she'd be taking the better offer, but if I'd like to call her tomorrow, she'd see me So I was in need of a replacement.

Yennifer had a very sexy librarian look. She had an uncharacteristically tasteful dress with glasses. Back at the casa, she shed the dress to show an amazing body with great natural tits and a tight body. She treated the bottom of my balls like a lollipop and fucked me in a see-saw manner while holding my sack. When I came, she started shaking my sack like a can of paint in an effort to extract the contents completely. Unreal

She went to wash up and I collapsed into a coma, almost literally. I was so exhausted from the sleep deficit and intense sex that I was content to go to sleep and hope she didn't steal my camera. I woke up a little while later with Yennifer sucking on the bottom of my balls, apparently trying to fit them into her mouth. Being forced to wake up under such circumstances, I was obliged to go another round. The second round was hard fought, as I was exhausted and had nothing left in the tank. But I somehow managed to squeeze off another leche. I paid Yennifer her very well earned 70cuc and got some of the deepest sleep in my life.

The next day was uneventful, I took one of the guys to the beach and came back to pack up and head to the airport. I was glad to get back home to my bed and to start planning my next trip.

Some of you will read this and other reports about some of the bumps in the road and ask why I keep going to Cuba with all the complications involved. It reminds me of the Coyote and the Roadrunner cartoons where you ask "why does this poor coyote keep putting himself through this agony for that damn roadrunner"? The answer is simple. I've never found women who fuck as well as Cuban women do. Not Colombians, not Mexicans, Ticas, Nicas, etc, et al Cuban women hold the crown for carnal horsepower. It's also the reason I'll be going again soon, I hope some of you will join me.

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Victor Lazslo
03-16-10, 21:55
OK, how about the bar Lluvia de Oro, at the corner of Obispo and Habana in Havana Vieja, at 8 pm? I'll be wearing a white and blue check shirt. Anyone else want to join, feel free.

TobyI will really try to make it. What time do you get in on the 18th, I am more open that night.

The Dirty Pirate
03-17-10, 20:04
Any news on the health insurance thing going into effect?

Any ideas on the cost of this?

Kazer
03-18-10, 05:51
Jonesie,

Which one of the girls is the blonde girl in your pictures, that is seriously one of the most beautiful girls I've seen on here. And I would love to try Cuba one of these days seeing that I'm fluent in spanish I think it'd be a great time. Quick question for you is there any way to get a direct flight from the us since I have dual citizenship in ecuador and hold an ecuadorian passport? I'm in florida BTW.

MrSoulo
03-18-10, 10:01
I was in Havana, Playas del Este, close to Guanabo last December. Have you guys noticed how the chicas have stepped up their game? They are now checking into the hotels and paying for it themselves. They then solicit the tourists right there. Smart, VERY smart. By doing this they are not associated with any tourists therefore they can't get into "trouble". This gives them free reigh to "work" the hotel guests without Police interference. Great for us tourists cause there's no need to spend extra $$ on taxis, clubs, alcohol, and casas. Plus we have the added convenience of being in our own room and we can stay with them as long as we want and NOT have to pay off the security.

I found all this out by first hand experience. My second day there I got a knock at my door at 9:30 am. I opened the door to find 2 chicas standing there. They said that they were there to "see" me. I was half asleep, confused and obviously quite suspicious. I asked a few questions: "Who are u"? "What's your name"? "Why are you here to see me"? "What do you want"? "Who sent u"? Etc. They said they were staying at the hotel and they both had on new bracelets. After the conversation I sent them away. But that lasted for about 6 seconds. LOL. I closed the door, was about to crawl back into bed then I snapped out of my stuper! LOL. I ran back to the door, stuck my head out and called them back. 1 was ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL and the other was NOT! So I told the cute one to come in, she spoke to her friend and then came in solo. The sex wasn't great but the whole experience was exciting. She insisted on using condoms for everything including BJ. I always use condoms for sex, but not for BJs, so I was a bit disappointed. Never-the-less we did the nasty, CBJ, sex positions, no anal, nothing fantastic, but I busted a nut. After I popped I pretended like I didn't cum and I gave her a disappointed look and went to the bathroom. When I came out she was getting dressed. I asked her "Quanto"?, she said "$30", I said "$30"? With a confused look on my face. I looked her straight in the eyes and said in a very disappointed tone (but not angry) "$30 por nada, no leche, no nada". I laid down and she finished dressing. When she was ready to go I asked her again, "quanto"? She replied "$20" in a soft, almost apologetic voice. I shrugged, sighed, and acted reluctant as I went to the safe and took out $20 CUC and handed it to her. LOL. As smart as these Cubans think they are, you can't con a con! LOL. When she was leaving she told me what room she was in and said that I can cum see her later if I wanted.. I didn't go, even though she was soooooo freaking pretty. An absolutely gorgeous girl, perfect petite body, great ass, perky tits, fantastically smooth unblemished skin and the pussy was very pretty in Pink. But the sex was very hohum. Anyway, that was just one of my Cuban adventures, I had a few more during the 7 days I was there. I ended up being with 5 girls during that trip. My next trip there is in April.

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Jonesie
03-18-10, 17:12
Jonesie,

Which one of the girls is the blonde girl in your pictures, that is seriously one of the most beautiful girls I've seen on here. And I would love to try Cuba one of these days seeing that I'm fluent in spanish I think it'd be a great time. Quick question for you is there any way to get a direct flight from the us since I have dual citizenship in ecuador and hold an ecuadorian passport? I'm in florida BTW.It seems I've answered this question dozens of times, and some day, Jackson will let me post a guide and relieve me of the repetitiveness of it.

If you have family in Cuba, you can apply for an OFAC licence. Barring that, no. Most people use other gateways, such as Cancun or Costa Rica.

Adinga
03-18-10, 23:52
Mr Soulo

Never encountered this but I would assume that its only going to increase

Prices. The hotels in Cuba are expensive so this new overhead cost will have to be factored into the prostitutes price.

Agreed. Cuban women are very schrewd and slick when it comes to money.

Try to avoid the Hotels in Havana for lodging purposes. I only use for dinners, entertainment, internet, banking ect. The private casa is the best way to experience Cuba.

Steve 99
03-19-10, 23:07
I was in Havana, Playas del Este, close to Guanabo last December. Can you tell us what hotel you stayed in??

Hotel Tropico?

Victor Lazslo
03-20-10, 06:56
well i head back to the usa today. a fun trip to say the least.

apologies to toby for not making it to lluvia de oro for a drink. i was previously committed to the tropicana show last night (we had reservations at la cocina de lilliam before the show). so getting to old havana and back out to miramar just could not work out.

as for the mongering it was a learning experience.

i was in the country on business and pleasure, but had only three real nights to get acclimated. night one was okay. the streets really roll up after dark--especially in old havana during the week. so i worked my way towards the nacional. at the capital, i was hit with several of the scammers and schemers trying to get me with a woman. making it out of there relatively unrep001hed i moved on to 23rd street. lots of people around, but very few in any of the bars--it was weird to see. i didn't want to pay the 10cuc to get into salon roja that night, so i struck up a conversation with two of the security guards at the nacional (vladimir and hermando) who eventually asked if i needed a chica for the night. they were helpful on a very slow night--it cost me one mojito. i didn't find anyone i was willing to pay for so it was a late night taxi particular ride back to miramar. cost me 6cuc and the driver, peter immediately used it to go buy gas.

i did a ton of walking during the day and met a very hot girl (non-pro) named lana (tall and very thin) and her english was not bad at all. got a her cell number and i managed spend a very nice day with her on wednesday. one thing that was nice was the access i had to suv with dip plates (black) and really could go just about anywhere without fear of being pulled over and harassed. so we had some fun making a trip out of the city proper and over to santa maria del rosario and playas del este.

thursday night was not good to be outside. it was raining off and on, so i eventually made to salon roja after checking a number of other options. the club was packed with italians and chicas. getting there late around 1:30, i decided to just take in all of the action and not go to a casa that night. most girls started the bidding at 100cuc, but went down to fifty. i was approached by dozens of girls. melonie, yani, leia, diana and carmen are some names i remember of girls that were decent. i left with two cell numbers--yani and diana.

i decided to hook up with diana the next day. so we met for drinks at the melia havana and set a price of 50 for the afternoon. then off to the casa, which was very close by (the taxi issues involve an entire thread). the place was okay, but nothing special 20cuc for the time i was there (could have probably stayed longer, but had the dinner reservations). diana was great. petit, light skinned and very cute. a tight body, with no tatoos or piercings. also shaved--which for me is a must. i won't go into much detail, but needless to say the double session of sex was good and spirited. i have hers and yani's cell phone numbers if anyone would like them.

i hope to make couple more trips later this year.

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MrSoulo
03-20-10, 11:06
Can you tell us what hotel you stayed in??

Hotel Tropico?Atlantico. U really can't beat Playas del Este for great punanny action.

Steve 99
03-21-10, 23:52
Atlantico. You really can't beat Playas del Este for great punanny action.Couple more question.

1. How much a night was it at Atlantico?

2. Did you book it direct through them or an agency. Which agency if yes?

3. Do you think its worth the extra cost over the Hotel Tropicoco? Tropicoco seems like kinda a dump but cheap.

I am thinking first 4-5 nights at Atlantico or Tropicoco then do up a casa for 3-5 nights in Vedado to finish off the trip.

MrSoulo
03-23-10, 18:14
Couple more question.

1. How much a night was it at Atlantico?

2. Did you book it direct through them or an agency. Which agency if yes?

3. Do you think its worth the extra cost over the Hotel Tropicoco? Tropicoco seems like kinda a dump but cheap.

I am thinking first 4-5 nights at Atlantico or Tropicoco then do up a casa for 3-5 nights in Vedado to finish off the trip.1. Not sure what the per night rate was, i had an all inclusive package for 1 week.

2. Tripcentral.ca

3. Yep, it's worth it...but Tropicoco is fine if you are on a budget.

Sounds good, but instead of Vedado maybe u should check out Matanzas...country girls can be quite fun. lol

Adinga
04-16-10, 02:31
THIA Warns All Visitors to Cuba of New Travel Insurance Requirements

TORONTO, ONTARIO--(Marketwire - April 15, 2010) - Effective May 1, 2010 Canadians visiting Cuba will be required to provide proof of travel health insurance that will provide coverage for medical services they may need while on the island.

According to a directive issued by the Government of Cuba, any foreign visitor who does not have a travel medical insurance policy from an insurer in their home country, may be required to buy coverage from Cuban companies upon arrival at any of that nation's sea or air ports. This requirement will apply to all tourists and other visitors; Cubans living abroad visiting family or friends; and foreigners temporarily living in Cuba. It will only exempt diplomats and representatives of accredited international organizations.

The government announcement states that "Upon demand after their arrival, travellers shall present a policy, insurance certificate or travelling assistance card valid for the time span they will stay in Cuba."

Martha Turnbull, president of the Travel Health Insurance Association of Canada (THIA) urges all Cuba-bound visitors to make sure they buy travel insurance at home when making their travel plans, and that they carry adequate proof of coverage. This can include a copy of the insurance policy booklet, the invoice or policy document or an emergency assistance card, to show Cuban authorities on their arrival if requested. "Most out-of-country travel policies issued in Canada that have full medical benefits should meet the Cuban requirements for coverage," says Ms. Turnbull.

Though Cuban insurance companies will be offering insurance policy options to foreign travellers who have not purchased coverage in their home countries, the coverage benefits are far lower than those provided by Canadian insurers and do not cover such essential elements as repatriation to a hospital at home, emergency evacuation to a mainland facility or travel of a family member to the patient's hospital bedside," says Ms. Turnbull.

Most Canadian policies provide at least $1 million in medical and repatriation benefits. The Cuban plans listed in the government announcement offer various benefit options ranging from approximately $7000 to $25000 for sickness or medical benefits. Some, but not all, offer a $7000 benefit for the return of deceased remains, or repatriation of patients requiring care in hospitals at home. An actual air repatriation to Canada can cost $25,000 (CAD) or more.

Ms. Turnbull also notes that the assistance capability of the Cuban insurers is not familiar

Member #3200
04-18-10, 13:14
Once again Cuba & the Castros stick it up the tourists ass.

It started with the departure tax increase from $20 to 25, then they proceeded with the CUC (convertible peso) which they valued same as the US$ + their 8-10% commission, poor exchange rate on any currency exchanged at any of their banks + the 8% scam & now this-all tourists need some sort of tourist/health insurance when entering Cuba & only they will decide if your pre bought travel insurance is good enough.

STOP THE INSANITY

As a hugr fan of Cuba because it is an easy flight from canada & there's anough chica blanca to go around, every year the mongering scene becomes more of a shell game which at times is all part ofthe fun down there, but each nickel & dime juice job they do makes it tougher to go there for the overall relaxing experience it once was when Thailand for me is so much easier to deal with.

Kurvak
04-19-10, 02:05
How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

Salon Rojo (Capri)

Cecelia

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)

Habana Libre Disco

etc.

Thank you.

Questner
04-19-10, 03:44
Once again Cuba & the Castros stick it up the tourists ass.

It started with the departure tax increase from $20 to 25, then they proceeded with the CUC (convertible peso) which they valued same as the US$ + their 8-10% commission, poor exchange rate on any currency exchanged at any of their banks + the 8% scam & now this-all tourists need some sort of tourist/health insurance when entering Cuba & only they will decide if your pre bought travel insurance is good enough.

STOP THE INSANITY

As a hugr fan of Cuba because it is an easy flight from canada & there's anough chica blanca to go around, every year the mongering scene becomes more of a shell game which at times is all part ofthe fun down there, but each nickel & dime juice job they do makes it tougher to go there for the overall relaxing experience it once was when Thailand for me is so much easier to deal with.


Update from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs


The Cuban government announced in February that beginning May 1, 2010, foreigners and Cuban emigrants must carry a travel insurance policy with medical coverage in order to enter Cuba.

The Cuba Tourist Board in Canada has confirmed that no list of Cuban-approved travel insurers exists; every valid travel insurance policy qualifies.

The Cuban Embassy in Canada has also released more information on their official website.

Travellers arriving in Cuba shall have a travel insurance policy that covers medical expenses or a policy for medical expenses with coverage in Cuba. The insurance policy should be purchased in the traveller’s home country. Any valid travel insurance policy issued by an insurance company will be accepted in Cuba. Upon demand after their arrival all travellers shall present an insurance policy, certificate or travelling assistance card valid for the time they will stay in Cuba. Tourists who arrive without proper coverage will be required to purchase an appropriate policy from a Cuban insurance company at the airport, port or marina where they arrive.

In case of any medical emergency, the Cuban health system guarantees the necessary medical care through a network of clinics and hospitals, travel assistance services in Cuba are provided 24/7 by Asistur S.A.
_ _ _
Imho Cuba does not qualify as destination for the purpose of this forum

Jonesie
04-19-10, 04:57
How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

Salon Rojo (Capri) None

Cecelia None

Casa de la Musica (Miramar) None

Habana Libre Disco One

etc.

Thank you.Salon Rojo (Capri) None

Cecelia None

Casa de la Musica (Miramar) None

Habana Libre Disco One

BeersTerry
04-19-10, 15:17
What a bunch of cheap, whinning motherfuckers.

Free drinks ? NONE at any of those places.
Insurance will cost you about $23 for a week.

El Grande
04-19-10, 18:52
What a bunch of cheap, whinning motherfuckers.

Free drinks ? NONE at any of those places.
Insurance will cost you about $23 for a week.

Yes. You get one consumation for free (at least at the casa de la musica in Miramar). Just don't let the doorman take your entire entrance ticket. Half of it is the coupon. That's a common scam there.
And never pay the entrance of a Cuban citizen in CUC. They can pay in CUP (50 CUP instead of 10 CUC).

Shinsen
04-19-10, 23:21
Cuba just gets harder and harder to have fun. Much better mongering destinations for sure.

But do have some good cubana friends, most non-pro. I am sure they will give a good time.

PM me for their email conatct details.

Kurvak
04-20-10, 20:47
For those who travel through Cancun, Mexico here are details on maximum (no extra charge) luggage weight and prices (if you exceed the maximum weight) as detailed by Air Cubana staff:

Q. How many pieces of luggage can I check in at the Air Cubana desk in Cancun?
A. 1 to 2 suitcases per passenger.

Q. What is the maximum weight of baggage, for checked bags?
A. Make sure that the weight does not go over 30 kgs (66 lbs) of luggage between the two suitcases.

Q. What is the maximum weight for carry-on luggage?
A. No more than 5 kgs (10 lbs)

Q. What is the size for hand (carry-on) luggage?
A. Normal handbag and a small backpack.

Q. What do I have to pay (CUC or dollars) per kg or per luggage, if my baggage weighs more than the permitted limit?
A. You would have to pay 2.06 USD per kg in Cancun and in Cuba 10 CUC per kg if maximum weight allowed is exceeded.

=====================================================

Mexicana will allow for coach class passengers to check-in for free 1 luggage, with maximum weight to be no more than 50 lbs (23 kgs). I can also tell you that Mexicana will allow a second luggage to be checked for $25 + tax, third for $100, fourth for $100, and fifth for $200. If the weight goes over the 50 lbs (23 kgs) for any of the checked luggage then they will charge $5 + tax per 1 kg (1 kg has roughly 2 lbs) between 24 kgs to 32 kgs. For luggage over 33 kgs but no more than 45 kgs there is a flat tax of $100 + tax. The maximum allowance for Mexicana is 5 pieces of luggage and the max weight allowed is 125 kgs / 276 lbs.

I hope this helps with packing your luggage and/or planning for travel expenses.

Go out and have fun in the sun. It is worthed. You will never find more passionate and sincere (to a certain limit) action anywhere else. Remember that dancing in Cuba is foreplay. The better you dance, the more willing you are to move with the music, even though you do not know how to dance salsa, bachata, trova or reggeton, the better the sex will be afterwards. Good luck.

BeersTerry
04-20-10, 21:36
The Cuban government is broke. They have to get hard currency from somewhere. They have defaulted (yet again) on their foreign obligations and have unilaterally rescheduled terms and payments.

On top of that, Cuba is not cheap for tourists unless you want to live like a Cuban or go to an All Inclusive, there you can get all your drinks for free.

Kurvak
04-22-10, 04:54
You can see on this official website --> http://www.havanatur.com/services/insurance/ <-- what the health insurance prices per day will be come May 1 2010. For americans the price will be $8.00 / day. Hope this helps planning your trips. It is still fun to go to this wonderful country.

Shinsen
04-22-10, 23:56
Victor Lazslo,

Tried to send you a PM. Does not work.

Send me a PM with Yani and Dianna cell number.

Thanks

BeersTerry
04-25-10, 14:30
$8 ?

For the Americans, the info I got was that it can be purchased on entry. Depending on level of coverage, up to $3.24 per day. Standard disclaimer about pre existing conditions not being covered.


The problem is/was that alot of people go to Cuba for cheap medical tourism. They are apparently pretty good at rehabilitation treatment.

La Isla
04-25-10, 15:32
If you are going to worry about such mundane things, Cuba is not for you. It's like the old adage, "if you walk into the Mercedes dealership and ask about maintenance costs, you can't afford the car to begin with".

Cuba is not cheap nor is it stress-free. Cat and mouse games, repressive police, etc make it a huge pain in the ass. Yes, the rewards are there. If it wasn't for already established contacts over years of traveling there and speaking fairly fluent Spanish, I wouldn't even bother.

Cuba was truly a pu**y paradise years ago. Any dumb tourist with no language skills could go there and get laid three times a day (REAL GFE, non-pros) with no hassles for themselves or the girls. Today it's a much different place.


How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

Salon Rojo (Capri)

Cecelia

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)

Habana Libre Disco

etc.

Thank you.

Wet Nose
04-26-10, 01:20
Funny shit. I was wondering how much insurance would cost. Now that's just fucking petty to lay that shit on us. I think other countries should charge Cubans that in reciprocity.

LOL, I'm sure they get thousands of Cuban tourists every day!!!!

Kurvak
04-26-10, 02:29
Laisla, I am not worried about mundane things. I do not even drink that much to begin with. I am just trying to clarify the situation as I am getting conflicting reports. Last time when I went there I paid the cover fee in CUC and also I paid for every drink I had. Some members here say that cubans pay the cover fee in pesos. I did not see that while entering the discos, and some of my contacts from Cuba laughed at me when I mentioned it. They told me that the CUP is good only to clean my a$$. At any disco in Havana for the late night performance everyone pays in CUC. There are matinees where the entrance fee is paid in CUP.

Thank you


If you are going to worry about such mundane things, Cuba is not for you. It's like the old adage, "if you walk into the Mercedes dealership and ask about maintenance costs, you can't afford the car to begin with".

Cuba is not cheap nor is it stress-free. Cat and mouse games, repressive police, etc make it a huge pain in the ass. Yes, the rewards are there. If it wasn't for already established contacts over years of traveling there and speaking fairly fluent Spanish, I wouldn't even bother.

Cuba was truly a pu**y paradise years ago. Any dumb tourist with no language skills could go there and get laid three times a day (REAL GFE, non-pros) with no hassles for themselves or the girls. Today it's a much different place.

Kurvak
04-26-10, 02:36
Well, here it is from the horse's mouth (havanatur website - http://www.havanatur.com/services/insurance/):


We work with ASISTUR S.A., Cuba's leading travel insurance company, to offer you the best travel insurance. ASISTUR has offices across Cuba to offer you onsite assistance in case of emergencies. Below you will find the two options that we currently offer. Citizens from the United States can only choose the Cuba Premium Plus option, which is available exclusively to US citizens. Note that both options only cover travel in Cuba, but not in any other country."

and

"Cuba Premium Plus ( for US citizens only)
Price/day 8.00

COVERAGE
MEDICAL EXPENSES DUE TO ILLNESS OR ACCIDENT: For expenses held in Cuba and due to illness or accident occurred in Cuba 25 000.00
REPATRIATION OR TRANSPORT: DEAD PERSON 7 000.00 : INJURED OR ILL PERSON 7 000.00

* All prices are in US dollars"There are more details on the same website if you follow the "details" link.


$8 ?

For the Americans, the info I got was that it can be purchased on entry. Depending on level of coverage, up to $3.24 per day. Standard disclaimer about pre existing conditions not being covered.

The problem is/was that alot of people go to Cuba for cheap medical tourism. They are apparently pretty good at rehabilitation treatment.

The Dirty Pirate
04-26-10, 14:30
Why pay 8 a day when you know it'll be sold right there before you enter without some third party cronies involved? Havanatur books for ASISTUR and you can buy it for much cheaper right from them. It's not like Cuba is going to turn you away when you get there if you don't have insurance, ASISTUR will probably be selling it at their rate which is the 3.something a day one if you aren't 80 and partake in high risk activities.

Adinga
04-27-10, 04:43
Kuvak,

The advice that La Isla is providing is right on the money.

Expect the unexpected while in Havana - nothing goes as planned.

Your primary concerns should be the saftey of your cash,passport and visa.

Liquor is the only thing in Cuba thats dirt cheap.

Bc Man
04-28-10, 04:11
Kurvak,

Web site http://www.havanatur.com is scam. Don't use to book or pay anything. The real havanatur site is www.havanatur.cu

BC Man

La Isla
05-01-10, 04:42
How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

FYI:
Salon Rojo (Capri) = HARD CORE JINITERAS

Cecelia= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Habana Libre Disco= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Mr Green
05-03-10, 12:40
FYI:
Salon Rojo (Capri) = HARD CORE JINITERAS

Cecelia= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Habana Libre Disco= HARD CORE JINITERASHi La Isla,

Would be great if you could add the addresses of those clubs.

Thanks

BeersTerry
05-05-10, 21:14
State-run insurance provider Cubatur said kiosks selling health insurance have been established in international airports across Cuba. They accept U.S. or Canadian dollars, euros, British pounds and Swiss francs — though all prices are set in Cuban convertible pesos, pegged at US$1.08.

A policy covering medical expenses up to 7,000 pesos, or $7,560, costs between 2 and 3 pesos ($2.16-$3.24) a day, depending on an array of factors.

Travellers 70 years or older or those planning to engage in high-risk activities will have to pay an unspecified additional premium.

Cuba has said it will accept state or private insurance from any country except the United States, given Washington's 48-year trade embargo.

Cubatur said all foreigners — except diplomats and those who live here while working for oversees companies — would be required to show proof of insurance.

La Isla
05-06-10, 04:14
Why would you want to go there ???
Anyway, any cabbie will take you to them.



Hi La Isla,

Would be great if you could add the addresses of those clubs.

Thanks

The Dirty Pirate
05-06-10, 14:57
lol La Isla why so grumpy? It's 2010, mongering is not the same anywhere, most putas have become strictly business and this is a WORLD WIDE issue, no need to be an ass to a newbie because he wants to see some of these places.

Mr Green, he is right, any taxi will know but here ya go.

Salon Rojo is 1 block in front of the Hotel National

La Cecilia is in Miramar, get dropped off in back.

Habana Libre is a tall hotel, you will see the sign up in the sky. It's in Vedado.

Casa de la Musica in Miramar is on Avenida 35

La Isla
05-07-10, 02:56
Damn right I'm grumpy....but its not about the chicas. Fortunately, over the years I have built up quite a stable of non-pros. It's the hassle and the repression in Cuba. It grates on my nerves for sure. I can't stand being there for more than 4 or 5 days any more.

Mongering in 2010 is still good, you just have to know where to go. The places on the Internet have been hashed out. Too many people on these sites now. You need to think outside of the box and have a sense of adventure. Many of the same countries are good, but you need to be adventureous.

PS I love the name...the Dirty Pirate. Is there any other kind? Arhhhhhh matey!



lol La Isla why so grumpy? It's 2010, mongering is not the same anywhere, most putas have become strictly business and this is a WORLD WIDE issue, no need to be an ass to a newbie because he wants to see some of these places.

Mr Green, he is right, any taxi will know but here ya go.

Salon Rojo is 1 block in front of the Hotel National

La Cecilia is in Miramar, get dropped off in back.

Habana Libre is a tall hotel, you will see the sign up in the sky. It's in Vedado.

Casa de la Musica in Miramar is on Avenida 35

Mr Green
05-07-10, 07:49
Thanks guys,

I will do my way, as usual.

Enricos
05-07-10, 12:22
I've not been to Cuba in the last 12 years. The National hotel was mentioned as 1 block from the Salon Rojo which is correct. But isn't the Salon Rojo in the hotal Capri or is the hotel closed ?

Talk about mongers paradise, I began going to Cuba in 1990 went every year at least 4 times until 1998 when the government started to clamping down, hopefully I'll get back there some day. When I was going there it was point and click, that easy all over.

La Isla
05-07-10, 12:50
Yea, me too. If you were there during that time (even up to mid-2002) it's almost impossible to describe. You can get point and click in a lot of places but in Cuba it was point and click "good girls", not putas.
I still go once or twice a year but the focus is not mongering. Oh well, I guess it couldn't last forever. I was hoping the gov't there would relax it's policies but it hasn't happened.



I've not been to Cuba in the last 12 years. The National hotel was mentioned as 1 block from the Salon Rojo which is correct. But isn't the Salon Rojo in the hotal Capri or is the hotel closed ?

Talk about mongers paradise, I began going to Cuba in 1990 went every year at least 4 times until 1998 when the government started to clamping down, hopefully I'll get back there some day. When I was going there it was point and click, that easy all over.

BeersTerry
05-07-10, 23:06
High risk ? Everyone knows it is not paying your girlfriend de jour and having her chulo come back and cut you up.

La Isla
05-08-10, 03:18
In Cuba, unlike othe SA countries, they're not that stupid. They'll just tell the Interior Ministry some concocted lie and watch you sh*t your pants when they come looking for you....


High risk ? Everyone knows it is not paying your girlfriend de jour and having her chulo come back and cut you up.

Steve 99
05-09-10, 16:48
FYI:
Salon Rojo (Capri) = HARD CORE JINITERAS

Cecelia= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)= HARD CORE JINITERAS

Habana Libre Disco= HARD CORE JINITERASSo I have a hard time believing EVERY one of the chicas in these discos is hard core. Must be a few diamonds in the rough.

So for the vets how would you describe a hard core jinitera session in Cuba?

So you get to casa and its: Pay me first, CBJ, quick hop on to you to get you off quick, no DFK. Then out the door.

It seems to me TLN is not common in Cuba? Is that correct?

I am going for first time in June so just trying to get some lay of the land.

Adinga
05-09-10, 22:47
Its all proffessional. IMHO.

These girls are very easy to reckognize with thier prostitute style of dress. (stiletto pumps, very tight cloths, glitter belts,, cell phones ect).

The pros will approach you and ask if you want company. The regular Cubanas can not afford a 5.10 cuc entrance fee. Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.

Jonesie
05-10-10, 07:31
So I have a hard time believing EVERY one of the chicas in these discos is hard core. Must be a few diamonds in the rough.

So for the vets how would you describe a hard core jinitera session in Cuba?

So you get to casa and its: Pay me first, CBJ, quick hop on to you to get you off quick, no DFK. Then out the door.

It seems to me TLN is not common in Cuba? Is that correct?

I am going for first time in June so just trying to get some lay of the land.There are some pitfalls in Havana, but don't let the jaded guys scare you away. Havana is FUN. But it's easy to get hosed if your not paying attention.

Jonesie
05-10-10, 07:41
However, the results of the revolution will be meticulously documented in my reports.

Ahhhh Havana.

This trip was extended courtesy of Taca airlines. But turned out ok.

Many Thanks to my man Blazers for making the trip with me. And our sidekick Charlie who joined the trip at the last minute. Good times.

First Night. Casa Shuffle

Blazers and I met in San Jose the night before the trip to hang and catch up. Blazers pulled, but I called it the night in anticipation of a busy day before the trip. We did most of what we needed to do and headed to the airport to meet up with Charlie.

We arrived and made our way through immigration and customs with the usual "why are you in Cuba" business. I wonder if anyone ever told them "I'm here to spy on your government and undermind the revolution". Otherwise, the line of questioning would seem meaningless to me.

We arrived the Casa Nenita more or less on time to find she was ocupado. She quickly found us other arrangements in the building, so we were able to get the festivities underway. Always an adventure.

First Night. Model Toss, the Sequel

We all headed out to Salon Rojo on this Thursday night. We were all able to find lovely companions for our naughty intentions.

I took a girl who's name escapes me. Back at the casa, she insisted on being paid first. I insisted I would pay her afterward. Back and forth until she said she was leaving. I said ok. Then she continued stating that she needed to be paid first. I said "I thought you were leaving". She got dressed and I walked her to the elevator. She asked me to accompany her downstairs to find a taxi, and I walked back into the apartment. Some of you would say that were rude, but I'm over being polite to this situation.

She was cute though.

Second Day. Little Miss Naughty

After waking up unfulfilled, I had to find us suitable casa arrangements. I was able to find us a nearby apartment in about 30 minutes and we were soon settled into a cozy place nearby with a great view.

I then called over a girl I'd met on my last trip at La Cecelia.

Claudia arrived on time and looked lovely. She had a hard body and a naughty look about her. She came in and showed me the naughty look wasn't just a look.

Claudia set me back 60CUC. She was quite fun and allowed me to get my first leche of the trip.

Third Day. Keeping with Tradition

Some of you may be familiar with my hobby of pulling random girls off the street and fucking them in shitty apartments. A cheap thrill, I know, but I don't know many places where this is possible.

On Day Three, Blazers, Charly, and I went on a walk of Old Havana. About an hour into the walk, I spotted this hot little morena walking along Obispo. I motioned her over into a stairway and began negotiating. We agreed on 35cuc, plus 10cuc for the room.

Iliana delivered and delivered well. She's from Santiago and was worth more than I gave her.

Third Night. Model Toss, Part III

On the Third night, we decided to mix it up and hit Casa de la Musica. The line outside suggested the talent inside would be quite good. It was.

Once we got inside, I interviewed a couple of candidates and landed a pretty girl with a nice body. Once at the house, the "pay me first" monster reared it's ugly head again. After a brief back and forth, she suggested I put the money on the dresser, I told her ok, but understand that until my leche, it's my money, not hers. To which she said no problem. Once I put the money on the dresser and walked over to the bed, she got up, walked over the dresser, and picked up the money. I got up, grabbed her hand, took my money, and told her to get dressed. She started to argue, to which I grabbed her clothes and told her that her clothes would be downstairs in 5 minutes with or without her. She grabbed them and put them on. I walked her downstairs as she lobbied for taxi money to no avail.

Don't remember her name.

Day Four. VIP Lounge

After breakfast on Day 4, we began making logistical arrangements to head to the airport later. I called over Yoli from a few of my previous reports to get me ready for my journey back to Costa Rica.

Yoli came over dressed in a silly outfit which quickly needed to be shed. Yoli's skills are unmatched outside the Cuban Island, save for maybe Rio de Janiero.

I had an amazing session with Yoli, as I was planning to take a shower, she jumped me again and had her way with me. Yoli is among the best I've had, even amongst Cubans.

Fourth Night. Bumped, Delayed, and Bumped again.

As we arrived at the airport, we were informed that we would not be flying back to Costa Rica today, but we would be put up in the Habana Libre and given a voucher for $200 towards a future Taca flight. So it was off to the Habana Libre.

We arrived at the Habana Libre and were less than impressed with the state of this hotel. It resembled a very large rent by the hour place. With a little better view.

We met for dinner and decided to make the most of our evening. We met up at midnight and took a walk down La Rampa. As we reached Sofia's, I spotted this Mulatta with a ridiculous body who I insisted one of us were going to fuck. Blazers pussed out, so I decided I would have to take one for the team and fuck this girl.

We got into a taxi and headed to a casa a ways away. Decent for 15cuc. My agreement with my new friend was 40CUC. It was dark, and I only had my phone to take pictures, but this girls tits were what plastic surgeons are going for, and her performance is what porn directors hope to get.

Leyanet, I hope you can make out even a fraction of how perfect her body was.

Misinformation
05-10-10, 20:46
If you are asking this question and planning a trip to Cuba, triple your budget. Cuba can be very expensive for tourists.


How many free drinks does one get in any disco by paying the entrance fee?

Salon Rojo (Capri)

Cecelia

Casa de la Musica (Miramar)

Habana Libre Disco

etc.

Thank you.

Misinformation
05-10-10, 20:53
Run away from the girls who approach you. In Cuba you need to make friends. Not the "hey my friend you want cigar". I mean people like in the family of your casa owner, etc... Then again if it is your first time there, these types of girls can be valuable friends. They know the illegal casas, they understand yumas. Invite these kind of girls for drinks, tour guide, show illegal casa. You need contacts in Cuba



Its all proffessional. IMHO.

These girls are very easy to reckognize with thier prostitute style of dress. (stiletto pumps, very tight cloths, glitter belts,, cell phones ect).

The pros will approach you and ask if you want company. The regular Cubanas can not afford a 5.10 cuc entrance fee. Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.

Steve 99
05-11-10, 00:40
You are too funny with your "pay me now" stories Jonsie. Crack me up. I am on your side though. That is a cardinal rule that always goes wrong if you give in. As an aside I was just in Negril and a Jamaican who had Cuban in her (ironic huh) tells me "you make me happy I make you happy" over and over again. I stood my ground for 10 minutes. I was thinking of you. She would not let up. Finally because she had friends in other rooms in my hotel with friends of mine and I just did not feel like calling security, making a scene, etc. I caved. Session sucked – shocker huh.

You might want to tell them in the club you pay after. Maybe I'll do that on my trip in that you run into it so much. Hot chica pics as usual. They're really are hot in Cuba – even if they are hard core.

Steve 99
05-11-10, 00:41
Todays club crowd in Havana is now mostly all Cubans with very few foreigners.Are you saying very few mongers in the discos nowadays?

What about the Italian mongers?

Adinga
05-11-10, 04:09
I agree with Misinformation and Jonsie - Cuba Is Fun and its very expensive.
The biggest expense is the rent a car - $120 per day.

Since I'm not rich its all about the money especially with reccession.

BeersTerry
05-11-10, 15:18
Ya, I like those Jonesie stories too.

I try not to rent a car in Havana as you can always find a driver for $30 -$50. You might have to front him for the gas too. You only need a car as you go west. For $120(or less) you can go to the top of turquino and get a nice looking girl.

If you think there are few tourists now, wait until the euro craters killing off tourists from Britain, Italy and Germany.

Jonesie
05-11-10, 15:50
Ya, I like those Jonesie stories too.

I try not to rent a car in Havana as you can always find a driver for $30 -$50. You might have to front him for the gas too. You only need a car as you go west. For $120(or less) you can go to the top of turquino and get a nice looking girl.

If you think there are few tourists now, wait until the euro craters killing off tourists from Britain, Italy and Germany.I'm hoping the Euro takes a dive. I love the summer scene in Cuba when there are few tourists. I'd like it even more in the fall when there aren't any either. Cuba needs to be checked hard in terms of value vs. price. A lot of things are expensive for no good reason. Maybe if a good percentage of tourists were not there, the non-ass commodities would be cheaper.

BeersTerry
05-11-10, 20:20
That I doubt as the system is ass backwards. People with shit to sell take advantage of their position as everyone has to come to them.

Now that the CA's can visit more frequently, lots of money will flood the island from relatives again.

The only non ass commodities that are cheap are rum, bullshit and street cigars. I would have said rice, but there is a shortage of that now.

Adinga
05-11-10, 20:43
The girls start playing money games when your back in the bedroom.

It takes discipline to throw them out especially after avoiding police and dealing with requests from casa owner for girls ID. They know your horny and ready to fuck then they request money upfront, thier cell phone calls starts ringing and personality changes. Many of these girls will also try to fuck you while thier having thier period.

You need to make sure they understand terms of contract BEFORE you bring them back to your room. The terms include

* Price

* Amount of time they will stay

* Cell phone must be turned off

* Payment will be after sex

El Grande
05-11-10, 21:41
Thanks for the pics Jonesie. Keep it up!

La Isla
05-12-10, 04:18
nice report jonesie. it's really a shame about the club girls. they are hard core from day 1 because their friends who introduce them to the life tell them the rules. if they don't abide, they don't get into the "click". if you really use all your manly skills, you can spot the newbies because they have the "deer in the headlights" look. it's rare though...

i've had only a couple of girls ask me for the money up front. they get one "no mi amor, al fin". one more peep from them and there's no mercy...out the door they go. not to be mean, but it just proves i made a judgement of error and got hooked by a hard core 'ho. there's a 99% chance the sessions gonna suck so why bother?

by the way, that money up front shit didn't start in cuba until the f*&king italians started not paying the girls. they'd fuck them then throw them out without paying. when the girls complained, the italians would tell them "go tell the police" and laugh knowing damn well they wouldn't do it. eventually the girls got smart and started befriending the police. i can tell you i've seen more than one italian get hauled in after that. paybacks a b-i-t-c-h....

Trilero
05-13-10, 00:23
Forget about Cuba for mongering

I have been there more than 10 times. Havana cienfuegos Santa clara, all the same. Bad service and high price

Cuba was Paradise from 1990 (my first time there) I supose before was even better to 1996. You could find girls everywhere and was TLN for only little presents as clothes but no money at all.

From 1996 to 2002 was Ok and as you know how manage things and my mother tongue is spanish was pretty good. But dolar was high and quite expensive and in havana many "smart people" tried to take advantage so it was no so cheap, but you could find a 50 % of the girls where no professionals so not bad.

After 2002 90 % of girls you met where "professionals" meaning asking money and the dificulty to find TLN girls where raising at this time I whent directly to provincias as in havana was too professionals.

The feeling was that you where not in holidays you where like a CIA member triing to make some operation all time you are with a girls as they are scared of police you have to move only in dark corners

You have to go to illegal casas that are dirty and full of big cucarachas. With dirty matreses well you know.

In my mind many times passed THIS IS HOLIDAYS? Come on I don't need to swallow all that sh-t and pay for f-ck.

Actually the things are even worst girls asking for money in advance and after argue you have to trow her out or leave in the midle of the dark night after spending a lot of money inviting this rats and paying all his desires for nothing.

Really FORGET Cuba there is milions times better places that this one of our main sport.

MrSoulo
05-13-10, 18:28
Forget about Cuba for mongering

I have been there more than 10 times. Havana cienfuegos Santa clara, all the same. Bad service and high price

Cuba was Paradise from 1990 (my first time there) I supose before was even better to 1996. You could find girls everywhere and was TLN for only little presents as clothes but no money at all.

From 1996 to 2002 was Ok and as you know how manage things and my mother tongue is spanish was pretty good. But dolar was high and quite expensive and in havana many "smart people" tried to take advantage so it was no so cheap, but you could find a 50 % of the girls where no professionals so not bad.

After 2002 90 % of girls you met where "professionals" meaning asking money and the dificulty to find TLN girls where raising at this time I whent directly to provincias as in havana was too professionals.

The feeling was that you where not in holidays you where like a CIA member triing to make some operation all time you are with a girls as they are scared of police you have to move only in dark corners

You have to go to illegal casas that are dirty and full of big cucarachas. With dirty matreses well you know.

In my mind many times passed THIS IS HOLIDAYS? Come on I don't need to swallow all that sh-t and pay for f-ck.

Actually the things are even worst girls asking for money in advance and after argue you have to trow her out or leave in the midle of the dark night after spending a lot of money inviting this rats and paying all his desires for nothing.

Really FORGET Cuba there is milions times better places that this one of our main sport.Dude, stop living in the past. I supposed u also want to pay $.75 a gallon for gas? Cuba is great, not all the casas are shit and u can still fine non-pros. Stop hating and start penetrating!

Mrsoulo

La Isla
05-14-10, 03:37
Dude, stop living in the past. I supposed u also want to pay $.75 a gallon for gas? Cuba is great, not all the casas are shit and u can still fine non-pros. Stop hating and start penetrating!

Mrsoulo

Mr Soulo
He's not living in the past he's just telling it like it is. BTW, if you want $.75 a gallon gasoline (even cheaper), go to Venezuela. I am guessing from your past reports that your first foray into Cuba wasn't until recently (2008?).

It's like this. If you had been visiting a beautiful garden for years and watched it wither and dry out over time, you would be sad and probably not want to visit again until it was back in its glory, in full bloom. If like you, you only knew the garden as a withered, dried out place, you wouldn't know any better. You'd think it was a beautiful place.

It's all perspective. The Cuba of today is a FAR, FAR, FAR cry from the paradise it used to be. Not just for poonany, but for fun, comraderie and just as an all around great tourist destination. That's just the facts, Jack...

Trilero
05-14-10, 14:19
Dear mr soulo,

As I live at the present I don't go to Cuba.

For the money you spend in Cuba actually in 2 weeks I live 6 weeks in a place where I can rent an apartment and bring who I wish and more pussy available and even cheaper.

Please open your mind, perhaps many of us need to read or travel more then compare.

Adinga
05-14-10, 22:11
Based on my recent travels to Cuba one would need to allocate

Appx $200 per day for expenses. This obviously doesn't include your rent a car which costs an additional $120 per day. Remember this is a poor mans daily budget and it includes casa, pussy, food, drinks, and taxi.

My 2 week vacation with Airplane came to $3500 (us dollars).

ALWAYS have extra cash with you for emergency purpopses.

Cash is King in Cuba. Not Credit Cards.

Vale64
05-15-10, 15:27
Forget about Cuba for mongeringHonestly it's impossible to describe Cuba better then this. It's far away from being a monger paradise now.

My last year experiences was very poor about mongering, and very expensive for the rest, in Havana city. Me and a friend of mine found a

"casa particular" (B&B) at the price of 60 USD$ per night, not including breakfast (we had to prepare it by ourselves, buying food in markets).

We found it rather difficult to approach girls in the city or on the beach owing to the presence of many policemen. We asked for girls at taxi

Dirvers and we found two beautiful creole for 35 USD$ overnight, but most girls were more expensive then these. These ladies were terrified about

Police, and we couldn't stay with them freely as we wanted. We spent much time in room or in safety places, but not many occasions in public

And in trafficated places.

I don't think I will come back in Cuba until political situation changes. Too much police control of prostitution inhibits monger activity.

Shinsen
05-17-10, 21:15
Dear mr soulo,

As I live at the present I don't go to Cuba.

For the money you spend in Cuba actually in 2 weeks I live 6 weeks in a place where I can rent an apartment and bring who I wish and more pussy available and even cheaper.

Please open your mind, perhaps many of us need to read or travel more then compare.Agree, without question read and travel more.

Colombia next destination for me, have heard good things there.

Cuba is a hassle + overpriced which does not make for great fun.

Unless you have built up contacts over the years, which is an effort by itself.

Nothing like a great cuban bollo still wherver you find it.

The Dirty Pirate
05-19-10, 01:26
La Cecilia is closed, good thing I paid to taxi out there Friday night.

Heard it's done for good, don't know if that's the truth.

Ah well was still a decent time on the island.

Jonesie
05-19-10, 20:20
La Cecilia is closed, good thing I paid to taxi out there Friday night.

Heard it's done for good, don't know if that's the truth.

Ah well was still a decent time on the island.Not done for good. I was going to go Friday night as well, but was told that PMM, the party promotion group that hosts the weekend events there, was in Veradero for the weekend.

The Dirty Pirate
05-20-10, 21:19
Not done for good. I was going to go Friday night as well, but was told that PMM, the party promotion group that hosts the weekend events there, was in Veradero for the weekend.Yeah some heckler just told me it was done for good but of course he was trying to get me to go to his amazing spot, hahaha.

Adinga
05-23-10, 04:00
Cuba is not done but once the travel restrictions are lifted and the Americans arrive the parties over. It will turn into a Cancun / Puerto Rico/ Costa Rica hybrid vacation spot.

Jonesie
05-23-10, 23:11
Intro:

Hanging out in L.A. a few weeks ago, a buddy pressed me to take him to Havana with me on my next trip. Then he named the dates and we bought our tickets.

This time, I was able to lock up a casa with a reliable friend and I could focus on the task at hand. My cigar guy was able to take care of the biz within an hour of my arrival, leaving me with the weekend to fuck lovely Cubanas and show my friend around.

First Night: Body By Fidel

If there is one thing I could pick that were my favorite part of Communism, it would be food rationing. That combined with the exercise that comes from walking/dancing/fucking that keeps these girls from getting chubby...

We went to Salon Rojo on our first night out and interviewed quite a few more than qualified candidates. I had met Danay on previous visits and taken most of her friends, so I figured I'd take her for a spin.

Danay has an absolutely perfect body from head to toe. Everything is exactly where it's supposed to be in perfect purportion. For 70CUC, she rocked me twice. After making sure my balls and dick were more than clean, she rode me relentlessly. Two leches later, she left my place with a well deserved 70cuc.

Danay

Second Day - Afternoon Bliss

After waking up and having a late breakfast, I took my friend on a walk around Old Havana to show him around. When we got back, I decided to call over a girl I'd picked up on Obispo last trip.

Iliana came over and fucked me the way a girlfriend would fuck her boyfriend if he were going off to war the next day. We had excellent sex, followed by a nap together, and then she woke me up with my dick in her mouth. This was followed by a great round of sex. A well spent 50CUC.

Iliana

Third Night: Chispa

On the last trip, Blazers had pulled this lovely Mulata with a spunky disposition. I ran into her at Casa De La Musica Miramar and pulled her. She was spunky and provided a great session.

I had negotiated 2 rounds for 70cuc, after the first round, she kept looking at her phone as if she were expecting it to ring. Little did she know Infanticide had sent me a cell phone jammer that I'd plugged in prior to her arrival. I'm not sure what call she was expecting, but it never came. After the session, while she was in the bathroom,I turned it off. When she came out, her phone rang and she said something to the extent of "Never mind now, we're finished already". Leading me to believe she was expecting a call that would call her away before our second session. Who knows.

She did kick ass in the sack though.

Sandra

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Jonesie
05-24-10, 07:56
Pics.

Match them up in order of report.

MrSoulo
05-24-10, 10:28
Mr Soulo,

He's not living in the past he's just telling it like it is. BTW, if you want $. 75 a gallon gasoline (even cheaper), go to Venezuela. I am guessing from your past reports that your first foray into Cuba wasn't until recently (2008?).

It's like this. If you had been visiting a beautiful garden for years and watched it wither and dry out over time, you would be sad and probably not want to visit again until it was back in its glory, in full bloom. If like you, you only knew the garden as a withered, dried out place, you wouldn't know any better. You'd think it was a beautiful place.

It's all perspective. The Cuba of today is a FAR, FAR, FAR cry from the paradise it used to be. Not just for poonany, but for fun, comraderie and just as an all around great tourist destination. That's just the facts, Jack.I can actually go to Saudi Arabia and pay $. 09 a gallon for gas, but that's not the point. Everything in life changes, this is an undeniable fact so learn to deal with it.

I understand your analogy of a "withering garden", but I do not subscribe to your train of thought or description, as it is my right to do so. Cuba is not just a place for sex, if this is the only reason why you went there then I feel sorry for you as you have surely missed out on the many splendors of this beautiful country.

And of course there was great "comraderie" (correct spelling is actually camaraderie) back in the good ole days, starving people will put up with stupid jokes just so that they can hopefully get a free meal out of it. This happens everyday in the USA, so why wouldn't it be the same in the Cuba of the 90's.

Furthermore, don't attempt to assume that I've only been to Cuba since 2008, maybe I have made other posts on this site under another name. But then again maybe I have not. The point being, in the immortal words of Benny Hill, "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me"!

I just came back from Cuba 2 weeks ago, my friends and I had an amazing time. There was an endless supply of delicious women, for as little as FREE-$20 PESOS. As well as other fun and fantastic things to do. You just have to know where to go and how to treat the people and great adventures will be yours for the taking.

As far as the FREE punanny action is concerned, it helps if you treat them very nicely and you don't look like you've been dragged face first along the bottom of the River Thames.

In closing my friend, just live and let live. Enjoy every moment you have while it lasts and stop living in the past. Because once the American government fully lifts the embargo and Americans are legally allowed to visit Cuba, that beautiful country will be used and abused and become a complete overpriced wasteland! Then you will really wish for the good ole days. The good ole days of 2010!

MrSoulo
05-24-10, 11:24
Dear mr soulo,

As I live at the present I don't go to Cuba.

For the money you spend in Cuba actually in 2 weeks I live 6 weeks in a place where I can rent an apartment and bring who I wish and more pussy available and even cheaper.

Please open your mind, perhaps many of us need to read or travel more then compare.My mind is completely open, but it quite obvious by your comment that yours is not. For some reason I do not believe you are psychic, therefore it's impossible for you to know the extent of my travels. Don't try to assume anything about me and my adventures as I will surely NOT do the same with you.

Cuba is more than a CUM DUMP for nerds that can't get laid in their own country. Even when offering to pay for it. Keep an open mind and explore the country a little, once you do this many good and fun things will happen for you.

I just came back from Cuba 2 wks ago, my friends and I stayed at an all-inclusive on the beach, but we also rented a house 2 kilometers away for partying. It was a new construction, maybe 6 years old, it had 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, complete kitchen with appliances, living room, dining room, 3 TV's, front terrace, backyard and was across the street from the beach. The price was only $36 pesos a day and breakfast was included. This worked out to be a mere $12 pesos per man, which is nothing. There was also a nice local restaurant on the corner selling food for $1-$3 pesos per meal. There were no security lurking around trying to hit us up for a tip and the CHICAS DID NOT HAVE TO SIGN IN! We took the keys to the house in the daytime and we were left completely alone for our entire stay. The house was government owned and NOT a "casa particular". The chicas came and went FREELY and without hassle.

Now as far as paying the chicas are concerned, the price ranged from FREE-$20 pesos. Just like in the "western world", some "girls just want to have fun" and were NOT looking to get paid. The ones that were interested in the money either left it up to our own discretion or asked for $10, $15, or $20 pesos. Not expensive at all.

So let's do some math for a minute, just for comparison.
$750 (2 weeks at an all-inclusive, flights included, single occupancy)
$120 (10 days casa rental per man, $360 for the house divided by 3 guys)
$105 (Chicas: 2 free, 2 @ $20, 2 @ $10 and 3 @ $15)
$130 (alcohol, clubbing...again quite cheap as we were 3 guys spending)
$90 (snacks, restaurants, bottled water, etc. we ate at our hotel everyday so this didn't cost us much out of pocket)
$50 (tips)
$40 (taxis for me, my friends and the chicas:$120 divided by 3 guys=$40)
$50 (miscl)
________________________________________________________________
$1335 pesos TOTAL! This is what i spent for 2 weeks of complete madness!!

Now lemme ask you, do you still think Cuba is overpriced??

ps. We were NOT in Havana or the surrounding areas. There is much more to Cuba than the big cities! ;)

Jonesie
05-24-10, 20:13
My mind is completely open, but it quite obvious by your comment that yours is not. For some reason I do not believe you are psychic, therefore it's impossible for you to know the extent of my travels. Don't try to assume anything about me and my adventures as I will surely NOT do the same with you.

Cuba is more than a CUM DUMP for nerds that can't get laid in their own country. Even when offering to pay for it. Keep an open mind and explore the country a little, once you do this many good and fun things will happen for you.

I just came back from Cuba 2 wks ago, my friends and I stayed at an all-inclusive on the beach, but we also rented a house 2 kilometers away for partying. It was a new construction, maybe 6 years old, it had 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, complete kitchen with appliances, living room, dining room, 3 TV's, front terrace, backyard and was across the street from the beach. The price was only $36 pesos a day and breakfast was included. This worked out to be a mere $12 pesos per man, which is nothing. There was also a nice local restaurant on the corner selling food for $1-$3 pesos per meal. There were no security lurking around trying to hit us up for a tip and the CHICAS DID NOT HAVE TO SIGN IN! We took the keys to the house in the daytime and we were left completely alone for our entire stay. The house was government owned and NOT a "casa particular". The chicas came and went FREELY and without hassle.

Now as far as paying the chicas are concerned, the price ranged from FREE-$20 pesos. Just like in the "western world", some "girls just want to have fun" and were NOT looking to get paid. The ones that were interested in the money either left it up to our own discretion or asked for $10, $15, or $20 pesos. Not expensive at all.

So let's do some math for a minute, just for comparison.
$750 (2 weeks at an all-inclusive, flights included, single occupancy)
$120 (10 days casa rental per man, $360 for the house divided by 3 guys)
$105 (Chicas: 2 free, 2 @ $20, 2 @ $10 and 3 @ $15)
$130 (alcohol, clubbing...again quite cheap as we were 3 guys spending)
$90 (snacks, restaurants, bottled water, etc. we ate at our hotel everyday so this didn't cost us much out of pocket)
$50 (tips)
$40 (taxis for me, my friends and the chicas:$120 divided by 3 guys=$40)
$50 (miscl)
________________________________________________________________
$1335 pesos TOTAL! This is what i spent for 2 weeks of complete madness!!

Now lemme ask you, do you still think Cuba is overpriced??

ps. We were NOT in Havana or the surrounding areas. There is much more to Cuba than the big cities! ;)Mr. Soulo,

Where was this? By the sound of it, I'd guess an all inclusive near the campo. But it sounds like a good time nonetheless.

Adinga
05-25-10, 00:36
Mr Soulo

You made out nice.

Im a cheap son of a ***** who has traveled to Cuba many times but it would be impossible to live in Havana on your figures.

What city did you got to ????

Ive only stayed in Havana and prices are alot higher than those you posted.

For example:

Casa was 30 cuc per night x 14 days = 420 cuc
Chicas want between 40 -60 cuc per night x 14 days = 700 cuc ( appx)
Taxis will run you about 20 per day x 14 days = 280 cuc
Food will run 15 cuc per day X 14 days = 210 cuc
Drinks wil run about 15 cuc per day x 14days = 210 cuc
Clubs = 100 cuc total
Airport depart fee = 25 cuc

Total = 1945 CUC
1945 cuc x 1.20 (exchange rate) = $ 2335 US
Airfare = $700
Total = $3035

Mr Soulo I applaude those numbers. Im assuming you are not from the US possibly the Bahamas

BeersTerry
05-25-10, 03:55
If I had to guess, Manzanillo. There ain't shit there.

Sammytheman
05-25-10, 08:19
My mind is completely open, but it quite obvious by your comment that yours is not. For some reason I do not believe you are psychic, therefore it's impossible for you to know the extent of my travels. Don't try to assume anything about me and my adventures as I will surely NOT do the same with you.

Cuba is more than a CUM DUMP for nerds that can't get laid in their own country. Even when offering to pay for it. Keep an open mind and explore the country a little, once you do this many good and fun things will happen for you.

I just came back from Cuba 2 wks ago, my friends and I stayed at an all-inclusive on the beach, but we also rented a house 2 kilometers away for partying. It was a new construction, maybe 6 years old, it had 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, complete kitchen with appliances, living room, dining room, 3 TV's, front terrace, backyard and was across the street from the beach. The price was only $36 pesos a day and breakfast was included. This worked out to be a mere $12 pesos per man, which is nothing. There was also a nice local restaurant on the corner selling food for $1-$3 pesos per meal. There were no security lurking around trying to hit us up for a tip and the CHICAS DID NOT HAVE TO SIGN IN! We took the keys to the house in the daytime and we were left completely alone for our entire stay. The house was government owned and NOT a "casa particular". The chicas came and went FREELY and without hassle.

Now as far as paying the chicas are concerned, the price ranged from FREE-$20 pesos. Just like in the "western world", some "girls just want to have fun" and were NOT looking to get paid. The ones that were interested in the money either left it up to our own discretion or asked for $10, $15, or $20 pesos. Not expensive at all.

So let's do some math for a minute, just for comparison.
$750 (2 weeks at an all-inclusive, flights included, single occupancy)
$120 (10 days casa rental per man, $360 for the house divided by 3 guys)
$105 (Chicas: 2 free, 2 @ $20, 2 @ $10 and 3 @ $15)
$130 (alcohol, clubbing...again quite cheap as we were 3 guys spending)
$90 (snacks, restaurants, bottled water, etc. we ate at our hotel everyday so this didn't cost us much out of pocket)
$50 (tips)
$40 (taxis for me, my friends and the chicas:$120 divided by 3 guys=$40)
$50 (miscl)
________________________________________________________________
$1335 pesos TOTAL! This is what i spent for 2 weeks of complete madness!!

Now lemme ask you, do you still think Cuba is overpriced??

ps. We were NOT in Havana or the surrounding areas. There is much more to Cuba than the big cities! ;)Humn, $750 for 2 weeks, single occupancy? Was it a 1 star resort? Where? How was the food because I stayed at Playa De Oro in Varadero in 2008 and entering the restaurant made me puke with an aweful smell, yuk; (

Taste was even worse! I don't know how Taxi cost you only $120 in 14 days. In Varadero, we used to pay 10CUC one way going to clubs a few KM away, so it was 20CUC at least, a night, going to 1 destination(there and back). Multiply that by 14(2 weeks) in your case and it would be 280CUC= $292. 880 USD. Also you talk about meeting X amount of girls BUT majority of people report here that cops are everywhere and that chicas are afraid of approaching foreigners. Please don't take this as an insult. Its just that I want to get a clear picture of the whole situation in Cuba.

Thanks

Member #3200
05-25-10, 18:08
I was guessing Manzanilllo also or Cienfuegos.

The closest AI in manzanillo is 2+hours away by bus close to the small town of Pilon.

MrSoulo
05-29-10, 00:17
Humn, $750 for 2 weeks, single occupancy? Was it a 1 star resort? Where? How was the food because I stayed at Playa De Oro in Varadero in 2008 and entering the restaurant made me puke with an aweful smell, yuk; (

Taste was even worse! I don't know how Taxi cost you only $120 in 14 days. In Varadero, we used to pay 10CUC one way going to clubs a few KM away, so it was 20CUC at least, a night, going to 1 destination(there and back). Multiply that by 14(2 weeks) in your case and it would be 280CUC= $292. 880 USD. Also you talk about meeting X amount of girls BUT majority of people report here that cops are everywhere and that chicas are afraid of approaching foreigners. Please don't take this as an insult. Its just that I want to get a clear picture of the whole situation in Cuba.

ThanksNot insulted at all. I can understand your confusion/doubt. Allow me to answer your questions one by one.

1. We stayed in a 3 star resort and it was VERY nice. Staff were super friendly.

2. The food was good. The cuisine was not fantastic, but it was fresh and tasty.

3. Please understand, just like in every major city in this world, things will be more expensive in the heavily populated areas, like Havana. For example, a taxi in Honolulu will cost you double than in Cleveland. Suffice to say that taxis in Varadero and Havana will be more expensive than in Cienfuegos or Holguin. Also bear in mind that we were walking distance to the clubs, therefore we never took a taxi to go partying, and we DID take a taxi we were 3 guys splitting everything 3 ways. Make sense?

4. The people on ISG that are reporting Police harassment of the chicas are telling the truth. However, this is much more prevalent in the heavily populated areas like Havana and the "touristy" areas like Varadero. I was NOT in these areas and I only saw Police 3 times in 14 days. Of course this is not to say that there weren't undercover present. In all the time my friends and I were there we walked openly with chicas on our arms and NEVER had any problems. We ate in open air restaurants next to the main street in broad daylight with local girls, partied with them in the clubs and outdoor bars, took them to the hotel and they were not bothered by Police or anyone else. An amazing time was had by all!

The moral to the story is quite simple, keep away from Varadero and Havana. Go and explore other less populated areas of Cuba and you will have a fantastic time without spending tons of cash.

Hope I have addressed all your questions and concerns.

Mr. Soulo

MrSoulo
05-29-10, 00:48
I was guessing Manzanilllo also or Cienfuegos.

The closest AI in manzanillo is 2+hours away by bus close to the small town of Pilon.Not Manzanillo.

MrSoulo
05-29-10, 01:25
Mr Soulo

You made out nice.

Im a cheap son of a ***** who has traveled to Cuba many times but it would be impossible to live in Havana on your figures.

What city did you got to?

Ive only stayed in Havana and prices are alot higher than those you posted.

For example:

Casa was 30 cuc per night x 14 days = 420 cuc
Chicas want between 40 -60 cuc per night x 14 days = 700 cuc ( appx)
Taxis will run you about 20 per day x 14 days = 280 cuc
Food will run 15 cuc per day X 14 days = 210 cuc
Drinks wil run about 15 cuc per day x 14days = 210 cuc
Clubs = 100 cuc total
Airport depart fee = 25 cuc

Total = 1945 CUC
1945 cuc x 1.20 (exchange rate) = $ 2335 US
Airfare = $700
Total = $3035

Mr Soulo I applaude those numbers. Im assuming you are not from the US possibly the BahamasThe best deals to Cuba are offered by Canadian travel agencies....and they welcome American clients...as well as other foreign nationals.

Please remember, in my report i stated that we were 3 guys sharing costs. Therefore, the taxis, drinks and the casas were not that expensive.

When i go to Cuba i usually travel with at least 1 wingman so expenses are usually split in 2. Havana is more expensive than other parts of Cuba. When i'm in Havana my budget goes like this:

$540 CUC (1 wk, single occupancy, all-inclusive including flights. Can sometimes cost as much as $700 CUC, but this is a current price)
$140 CUC (5 chicas, costs me $25-$30 per girl)
$120 CUC ($240 CUC for 7 days of taxis, divided by 2)
$100 CUC (casa particular, $20 CUC per room per day for 5 days)
$30 CUC (clubbing, clubs in Guanabo are cheap, $3-$5 CUC entry per night)
$50 CUC (i don't drink and i travel with a flask. I get the barman at the hotel to fill up my flask every night before going to the clubs. Staying at an all-inclusive has many benefits. So this doesn't cost me much)
$70 CUC (food and water for 7 days, we eat everyday at the all-inclusive hotel so again this doesn't cost us very much)
$40 CUC (maid, waitresses, bartenders)
$25 CUC (departure tax)
_______________________________________________________
$1115 CUC in TOTAL (x 1.20 for US exchange rate = $1338 USD)

Please note, when I visit Havana I stay in Playas del Este close to Guanabo. The action is hot and relatively inexpensive and I never travel alone. By traveling with a friend costs for drinks, food, tips, casas, taxis, and to some extent Chicas, are shared. I also rarely party in Havana itself, the clubs, drinks and Chicas are VASTLY OVERPRICED. Stay outside Havana city and you will party like a rockstar with a budget of welfare recipient. LOL.

La Isla
05-29-10, 04:24
I can actually go to Saudi Arabia and pay $. 09 a gallon for gas, but that's not the point. Everything in life changes, this is an undeniable fact so learn to deal with it.
OK. I didn't realize I had a problem with that (haha)


I understand your analogy of a "withering garden", but I do not subscribe to your train of thought or description, as it is my right to do so. Cuba is not just a place for sex, if this is the only reason why you went there then I feel sorry for you as you have surely missed out on the many splendors of this beautiful country.
Take your own advice and never assume Mr. Soulo. If you knew the real reason I go to Cuba, you'd feel like an idiot for assuming I go there (or anywhere else for that matter) for sex. Fortunately, sex has never been an issue in my life.


And of course there was great "comraderie" (correct spelling is actually camaraderie) back in the good ole days, starving people will put up with stupid jokes just so that they can hopefully get a free meal out of it. This happens everyday in the USA, so why wouldn't it be the same in the Cuba of the 90's.
Thanks for the spelling correction. WTF are you talking about? The good old days of Cuba have to do with certain freedoms that were available to Cubans which are long gone. Without going into a long political dissertation, suffice it to say that they no longer exist



Furthermore, don't attempt to assume that I've only been to Cuba since 2008, maybe I have made other posts on this site under another name. But then again maybe I have not. The point being, in the immortal words of Benny Hill, "when you assume you make an ass out of you and me"!
Benny Hill? Really? Whodathunk? I would bet my bottom dollar you are a relative newbie to Cuba just by your enthusiasm about the place. It wears on you after about 20 trips. Even moreso when you've going there as long as I have.



I just came back from Cuba 2 weeks ago, my friends and I had an amazing time. There was an endless supply of delicious women, for as little as FREE-$20 PESOS. As well as other fun and fantastic things to do. You just have to know where to go and how to treat the people and great adventures will be yours for the taking.
Cuba is always an adventure, that's for sure. I have been to every part of Cuba from Baracoa to west of Pinar del Rio to Isla de Juventud. By the way, I have never let a girl go home empty handed. Getting a "freebie" in a poor country is not a accomplishment....it's an insult to humanity.


As far as the FREE punanny action is concerned, it helps if you treat them very nicely and you don't look like you've been dragged face first along the bottom of the River Thames.
Again, don't brag about FREE punanny in a poor country.


In closing my friend, just live and let live. Enjoy every moment you have while it lasts and stop living in the past. Because once the American government fully lifts the embargo and Americans are legally allowed to visit Cuba, that beautiful country will be used and abused and become a complete overpriced wasteland! Then you will really wish for the good ole days. The good ole days of 2010!

It's already an overpriced wasteland for those who live there. And don't fool yourself, there is nothing that the big man in Cuba wants more than the embargo. Otherwise, what excuse can he possibly have for a failed system? Who can he blame? Try living like a Cuban for a while and you'll see things in a different light.

It's nice that you stayed in a 3 star resort. As a matter of priciple, I have never stayed in a hotel in Cuba let alone a resort. I believe that Cubans can now actually enter a hotel or resort in their own country? What a concept....

Cuba is a mysterious place. Cubans are a tough bunch of people who eat a lot of shit from alot of people just to survive. Even with many trips over many years, fluent Spanish, years of building relationships with people of all walks of life, and adjusting my mentality to try to understand their psyche, I don't claim to "know" Cuba or the mind of everyday Cubans.

Hopefully, for Cubans themselves, the "good old days" are yet to come. Lord knows they deserve better. It's not that I live in the past my friend, nor a bad attitude. It's just an observation of what I have seen over many years.

BTW, humor me....you're a Canadian, right?

Steve Nash
05-29-10, 13:06
OK. I didn't realize I had a problem with that (haha)

Take your own advice and never assume Mr. Soulo. If you knew the real reason I go to Cuba, you'd feel like an idiot for assuming I go there (or anywhere else for that matter) for sex. Fortunately, sex has never been an issue in my life.

Thanks for the spelling correction. WTF are you talking about? The good old days of Cuba have to do with certain freedoms that were available to Cubans which are long gone. Without going into a long political dissertation, suffice it to say that they no longer exist

Benny Hill? Really? Whodathunk? I would bet my bottom dollar you are a relative newbie to Cuba just by your enthusiasm about the place. It wears on you after about 20 trips. Even moreso when you've going there as long as I have.

Cuba is always an adventure, that's for sure. I have been to every part of Cuba from Baracoa to west of Pinar del Rio to Isla de Juventud. By the way, I have never let a girl go home empty handed. Getting a "freebie" in a poor country is not a accomplishment. It's an insult to humanity.

Again, don't brag about FREE punanny in a poor country.

It's already an overpriced wasteland for those who live there. And don't fool yourself, there is nothing that the big man in Cuba wants more than the embargo. Otherwise, what excuse can he possibly have for a failed system? Who can he blame? Try living like a Cuban for a while and you'll see things in a different light.

It's nice that you stayed in a 3 star resort. As a matter of priciple, I have never stayed in a hotel in Cuba let alone a resort. I believe that Cubans can now actually enter a hotel or resort in their own country? What a concept.

Cuba is a mysterious place. Cubans are a tough bunch of people who eat a lot of shit from alot of people just to survive. Even with many trips over many years, fluent Spanish, years of building relationships with people of all walks of life, and adjusting my mentality to try to understand their psyche, I don't claim to "know" Cuba or the mind of everyday Cubans.

Hopefully, for Cubans themselves, the "good old days" are yet to come. Lord knows they deserve better. It's not that I live in the past my friend, nor a bad attitude. It's just an observation of what I have seen over many years.

BTW, humor me. You're a Canadian, right?La Isla, what's wrong with being a Canadian?

If there is one country that tourist feel sorry for Cuban people the most and help them out the most are Canadian tourists. I know this because I work for a travel agency, and when I ask most Canadian families and couples the reason why they keep coming back to Cuba, they all say the same thing, they love Cuban people and they like to help them out. And you know by far there are more Canadians in Cuba than any other country in the world, they were expecting a record number of 1 million Canadian tourist in Cuba last winter alone.

I do agree with most of your post, just not the end of it, since it contradicts what you are trying to say.

La Isla
05-30-10, 05:03
I love Canadians, don't get me wrong. I work with them all the time. Yes, they are VERY generous to the Cuban people. I was just amusing myself. Canadians almost always come on a package that includes a hotel for less than I can get just an airfare. No malice was intended.

Actually, I shouldn't have even responded at all. Cuba is a place that slowly unfolds itself to everyone the more they go there. Let him enjoy it for how he sees it today.



La Isla, what's wrong with being a Canadian?

If there is one country that tourist feel sorry for Cuban people the most and help them out the most are Canadian tourists. I know this because I work for a travel agency, and when I ask most Canadian families and couples the reason why they keep coming back to Cuba, they all say the same thing, they love Cuban people and they like to help them out. And you know by far there are more Canadians in Cuba than any other country in the world, they were expecting a record number of 1 million Canadian tourist in Cuba last winter alone.

I do agree with most of your post, just not the end of it, since it contradicts what you are trying to say.

Adinga
05-30-10, 05:03
Well put Nash

I cant figure out Cuba either - thats why I keep going back.

I've only been visiting since 2002 but every year things get more difficult and expensive.

MrSoulo
06-08-10, 17:05
OK. I didn't realize I had a problem with that (haha)

Take your own advice and never assume Mr. Soulo. If you knew the real reason I go to Cuba, you'd feel like an idiot for assuming I go there (or anywhere else for that matter) for sex. Fortunately, sex has never been an issue in my life.

Let me guess, you go to Cuba to teach the blind how to read Braille?

Thanks for the spelling correction. WTF are you talking about? The good old days of Cuba have to do with certain freedoms that were available to Cubans which are long gone. Without going into a long political dissertation, suffice it to say that they no longer exist

You're welcome.

Yes, the Cubans had quite the freedom in the past. Freedom to starve, freedom to be homeless, freedom to die from lack of medical access, freedom to be PIMPED by Batista, the American government and the Mafia. Yeah, they had all the "freedoms" you condone.

Benny Hill? Really? Whodathunk? I would bet my bottom dollar you are a relative newbie to Cuba just by your enthusiasm about the place. It wears on you after about 20 trips. Even moreso when you've going there as long as I have.

Hey, don't knock the comedic genius of Mr. Benny Hill. LOL.

Cuba is always an adventure, that's for sure. I have been to every part of Cuba from Baracoa to west of Pinar del Rio to Isla de Juventud. By the way, I have never let a girl go home empty handed. Getting a "freebie" in a poor country is not a accomplishment. It's an insult to humanity.

Actually, an insult to humanity is what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians. I think you really need to get your view of the world in order.

Again, don't brag about FREE punanny in a poor country.

Since when is stating a fact "bragging"? EVERY guy on this site has gotten free punanny at one time or another. Are they ALL bragging? You're lost. LOL.

There are many people in the southern USA that live in abject poverty, quite similar to those in Cuba and other poor countries. Only difference is, they are NOT guaranteed a home to live in, FREE education and FREE medical. So why don't you go down there, pick up a few chicks from the local bars and INSIST on giving them money for sex. Since you are such a great humanitarian.

It's already an overpriced wasteland for those who live there. And don't fool yourself, there is nothing that the big man in Cuba wants more than the embargo. Otherwise, what excuse can he possibly have for a failed system? Who can he blame? Try living like a Cuban for a while and you'll see things in a different light.

Strict Communism doesn't work, neither does strict Capitalism. History has proven this. If the "system" has failed according to you, it's only failed because the American government did, and continues to do, everything to make it fail.

FYI, the "system" didn't completely fail. Look at the average life span, educational level and health of the average Cuban now compared to when the DICTATOR Batista was in power.

I actually did live "like a Cuban", read below.

It's nice that you stayed in a 3 star resort. As a matter of priciple, I have never stayed in a hotel in Cuba let alone a resort. I believe that Cubans can now actually enter a hotel or resort in their own country? What a concept.

Because you chose not to stay in a resort doesn't make you a hero. You are probably staying in a Casa Particular so that you can have uninterrupted access to punanny. So don't even try to play the noble traveler. Give me a break.

Cuba is a mysterious place. Cubans are a tough bunch of people who eat a lot of shit from alot of people just to survive. Even with many trips over many years, fluent Spanish, years of building relationships with people of all walks of life, and adjusting my mentality to try to understand their psyche, I don't claim to "know" Cuba or the mind of everyday Cubans.

"Cuba is a mysterious place"? Ok, whatever you say buddy. I think you've been watching too many episodes of LOST. LOL.

Hopefully, for Cubans themselves, the "good old days" are yet to come. Lord knows they deserve better. It's not that I live in the past my friend, nor a bad attitude. It's just an observation of what I have seen over many years.

From your mouth to God's ears. The only way for Cuba and the Cuban people to flourish is for the United States government to lift the embargo!

BTW, humor me. You're a Canadian, right?I'll most definitely attempt to "humor" you. NO, I'm NOT Canadian, but I happen to like Canada and Canadians very much.

I come from a country that's actually more poor than Cuba and for a while I grew up under a socialist system. I have much more in common and can identify more with Cubans and their daily struggle that the average vacationer like you. By your pseudo political banter I would have to guess that you are American. Correct?

Jonesie
06-09-10, 23:29
I was scheduling a trip to Havana when a friend here in Costa Rica asked to tag along. I'd taken the Good Doctor to Cuba with Blazers a while back and told him that would be fine.

I wish I hadn't. But that's another story...

Arriving in Havana airport, we went through the usual hassle of Cuban Aduana. "What are your motives for coming to Cuba"?, "How many trips in the last year"? etc...

After a few particulary stupid questions, I told the kid that Cuba doesn't have anything anyone in the world wants except for their Cigars and women. After a few more stupid questions, he gave me back my passport and we were on our way.

Casa Check In - Puto Indio

I should mention the good doctor had had a few beers at the airport before the flight. We were upgraded to First Class, where unfortunately, the drinks are free...

The good doctor drained a bottle of wine and a few rum and cokes. By the time we arrived in Havana, he was shitfaced and beligerent.

I almost stopped the cab into Havana to throw him out. When we arrived at our casa, my friend Alejandro looked at me and reminded me that he doesn't rent to Mexicans. I told him he wasn't Mexican, he was Tico (Costa Rican), and that he was a doctor. Which had little value. Alejandro explained that he only had one room, and that the "Drunk Fucking Indian" would be staying at a neighbor's casa.

Apparently Cuban casa owners have had their fill of rowdy Mexicans...

At least we didn't have to look for another casa in the middle of the night...

First Night - Settling an old score...

I was finally able to get the good doctor settled in and in a cab to Salon Rojo. We arrived and the talent was great. I said hi to a few old friends/reports and we found a table.

I saw a girl from Infanticide's report that I'd met on a previous trip. Carolina had come to my casa last summer and taken money for her taxi, went outside and never came back.

Carolina didn't remember me, and I just hate getting taken. So I made quite generous terms with her to go to my casa in Siboney (I was staying in Vedado).

I gave her directions to a casa I'd stayed at in Siboney a few months a go. Siboney is quite far. It's a very nice neighborhood about 20 kilometers from where we were.

I told her I didn't have enough CUC on me to pay her taxi but had more at my casa. So she was off to Siboney.

I received a call a half hour later asking where I was, I reminded her who I was and that she now should know how I feel when you get your time and money wasted.

Some of you may call me cruel, and you may be right. I was in a foul mood after dealing with Aduana and the drunk ass doctor...

First Night - Locura Latina

After sending Carolina to Siboney, it was back to business. I came across Lily and struck up a conversation. Lily was wearing a type of dress I call "tit curtains". It shows off her tits, but obscures her mid-section and ass. Making it hard to guage whether the chic is chubby or not.

I did some petting during the negotiations and determined her body was quite acceptable.

100cuc for Toda La Noche

Lily is a fucking animal in the sack. She gave me a nasty blowjob/ball licking that only Cuban girls know how to give properly. She then mounted me and in next few hours, she bit me lip, chest, and shoulder, drawing blood. in the morning, I looked like I'd been in a fight.

The sex was incredible. She left in the morning with a well earned 100cuc for a difficult but gratifying 3 rounds....

Lily


Second Day - Hangover Cure

On the second day, I called the good doctor over a dirty girl from my little black book/past reports.

Lauren is a nasty girl. She is outright trashy in the sack. So I knew the good doctor would enjoy her while he was nursing a hangover...

Afterward, we were smoking cigars, and she asked if either of us would like to meet her cousin. After a few of the "what's she look like" questions, we told her she could come over, but if she was busted, she would be sharing your taxi home...

Turns out she was lovely. The good doctor indulged. Lauren asked me if I had another friend who came with me, I said not this trip. She said she would pay me a commission for every client I called her for. I explained I wasn't a pimp.

I did tell her I should get subway card and for every few clients I brought, she could stamp my card. And after it filled up, I got a free one. She asked me if I'd like my free one there and then. I explained I liked my tuna fresh, at least for that day. We settled on a blowjob in my room.

Not a bad commission...

Second Night - Secret Police

We went to Casa de la Musica on the second night. It was stocked with sufficient talent for a Friday night.

After interviewing several worth clients, I saw Ani from Infanticide's report. Ani doesn't look anywhere near as cute in photos as she does in person. Especially after she's been fucked really hard for an hour in the Havana heat.

Ani sat with me and kept asking me strange questions. Wanting to see my passport, the casa business card, etc... All very strange questions to ask a potential client.

We finally got past all the nonsense and agreed to 70cuc for two pops. We headed to our casa and settled in. I'd forgotten to turn the cell phone blocker on, and she was receiving calls. When she went into the bathroom to talk, I turned the devise on. She soon came out and kept trying to return a call, to no avail.

Ani is a good sport, even if a little odd. I trashed her in the sack. My second leche took way too long for her liking. As I was pounding her quite hard trying to get it. Almost an hour later, and about half a gallon of sweat dripped on her, I finally found my illusive leche. She looked like a battered housewife. I'd sweat all over her while meat-sticking her mercilessly.

She left at about 6am.I went to bed and slept hard.

Ani


Third Night - 100 Proof CEO

On the third day, the good doctor started drinking in the afternoon and by dinner, he was smashed. We were meeting my cigar guy and his girlfriend for dinner and arrived a few minutes early.

The good doctor started ordering Cuba Libres like the bar was closing in a minute. It seemed like he had a fire in his stomach that only rum would extinguish.

During dinner, the good doctor promoted himself to the CEO of my cigar company and started renegotiating my arrangement with my associate. I tried several times to let him know things were just fine as they were. But he persisted. I'd counted 8 Cuba Libres in an hour, adding to the oblivious state he'd arrived in, he was a good candidate for alcohol poisoning. At one point, I couldn't get him to shut up and he was pissing off anyone who would pay attention, so I ***** slapped him in the middle of El Ajibe. He seemed surprised. Nobody else was.

After a few awkward moments. I had resigned myself to calling it the night. I had my associate drive me home while the good doctor waited for a cab.

Once home, I started calling girls from my phone. The first to answer was Iliana from the last couple of trips.

Iliana came over and gave me a little relief from a stressful night. She spend the night and was quite happy with 50Euros and 20CUC in the morning. I had breakfast with the good doctor, who was quite ill and could barely hold food. We had a cigar and headed to the airport.

Overall it was a good time. Despite the distractions of alcoholism.

Iliana

La Isla
06-10-10, 02:00
Well then we have something in common. I too lived under a socialist system in a poor country. Enough said....



I'll most definitely attempt to "humor" you. NO, I'm NOT Canadian, but I happen to like Canada and Canadians very much.

I come from a country that's actually more poor than Cuba and for a while I grew up under a socialist system. I have much more in common and can identify more with Cubans and their daily struggle that the average vacationer like you. By your pseudo political banter I would have to guess that you are American. Correct?

Adinga
06-10-10, 05:40
Jones

U must have money to burn. Thats crazy to pay that much.

My contacts in Havana are informing me that all the chicas are lowering thier prices.

BeersTerry
06-10-10, 15:37
FYI,

Mexicans have a bad reputation in Cuba for being cheap and taking too many liberties. I was told that they think that Cuba is poor so they visit with their $100 to spend acting like they own the place.

MrSoulo
06-10-10, 20:54
OK. I didn't realize I had a problem with that (haha)

Take your own advice and never assume Mr. Soulo. If you knew the real reason I go to Cuba, you'd feel like an idiot for assuming I go there (or anywhere else for that matter) for sex. Fortunately, sex has never been an issue in my life.

Thanks for the spelling correction. WTF are you talking about? The good old days of Cuba have to do with certain freedoms that were available to Cubans which are long gone. Without going into a long political dissertation, suffice it to say that they no longer exist

Benny Hill? Really? Whodathunk? I would bet my bottom dollar you are a relative newbie to Cuba just by your enthusiasm about the place. It wears on you after about 20 trips. Even moreso when you've going there as long as I have.

Cuba is always an adventure, that's for sure. I have been to every part of Cuba from Baracoa to west of Pinar del Rio to Isla de Juventud. By the way, I have never let a girl go home empty handed. Getting a "freebie" in a poor country is not a accomplishment....it's an insult to humanity.

Again, don't brag about FREE punanny in a poor country.

It's already an overpriced wasteland for those who live there. And don't fool yourself, there is nothing that the big man in Cuba wants more than the embargo. Otherwise, what excuse can he possibly have for a failed system? Who can he blame? Try living like a Cuban for a while and you'll see things in a different light.

It's nice that you stayed in a 3 star resort. As a matter of priciple, I have never stayed in a hotel in Cuba let alone a resort. I believe that Cubans can now actually enter a hotel or resort in their own country? What a concept....

Cuba is a mysterious place. Cubans are a tough bunch of people who eat a lot of shit from alot of people just to survive. Even with many trips over many years, fluent Spanish, years of building relationships with people of all walks of life, and adjusting my mentality to try to understand their psyche, I don't claim to "know" Cuba or the mind of everyday Cubans.

Hopefully, for Cubans themselves, the "good old days" are yet to come. Lord knows they deserve better. It's not that I live in the past my friend, nor a bad attitude. It's just an observation of what I have seen over many years.

BTW, humor me....you're a Canadian, right?Li: OK. I didn't realize I had a problem with that (haha)

LI: Take your own advice and never assume Mr. Soulo. If you knew the real reason I go to Cuba, you'd feel like an idiot for assuming I go there (or anywhere else for that matter) for sex. Fortunately, sex has never been an issue in my life.

*mrsoulo: Let me guess, you go to Cuba to teach the blind how to read Braille?

LI: Thanks for the spelling correction. WTF are you talking about? The good old days of Cuba have to do with certain freedoms that were available to Cubans which are long gone. Without going into a long political dissertation, suffice it to say that they no longer exist

*mrsoulo: You're welcome.

*mrsoulo: Yes, the Cubans had quite the freedom in the past. Freedom to starve, freedom to be homeless, freedom to die from lack of medical access, freedom to be PIMPED by Batista, the American government and the Mafia. Yeah, they had all the "freedoms" you condone.

LI: Benny Hill? Really? Whodathunk? I would bet my bottom dollar you are a relative newbie to Cuba just by your enthusiasm about the place. It wears on you after about 20 trips. Even moreso when you've going there as long as I have.

*mrsoulo: Hey, don't knock the comedic genius of Mr. Benny Hill. LOL.

LI: Cuba is always an adventure, that's for sure. I have been to every part of Cuba from Baracoa to west of Pinar del Rio to Isla de Juventud. By the way, I have never let a girl go home empty handed. Getting a "freebie" in a poor country is not a accomplishment. It's an insult to humanity.

*mrsoulo: Actually, an insult to humanity is what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians. I think you really need to get your view of the world in order.

LI: Again, don't brag about FREE punanny in a poor country.

*mrsoulo: Since when is stating a fact "bragging"? EVERY guy on this site has gotten free punanny at one time or another. Are they ALL bragging? You're lost. LOL.

*mrsoulo: There are many people in the southern USA that live in abject poverty, quite similar to those in Cuba and other poor countries. Only difference is, they are NOT guaranteed a home to live in, FREE education and FREE medical. So why don't you go down there, pick up a few chicks from the local bars and INSIST on giving them money for sex. Since you are such a great humanitarian.

LI: It's already an overpriced wasteland for those who live there. And don't fool yourself, there is nothing that the big man in Cuba wants more than the embargo. Otherwise, what excuse can he possibly have for a failed system? Who can he blame? Try living like a Cuban for a while and you'll see things in a different light.

*mrsoulo: Strict Communism doesn't work, neither does strict Capitalism. History has proven this. If the "system" has failed according to you, it's only failed because the American government did, and continues to do, everything to make it fail.

*mrsoulo: FYI, the "system" didn't completely fail. Look at the average life span, educational level and health of the average Cuban now compared to when the DICTATOR Batista was in power.

*mrsoulo: I actually did live "like a Cuban".

LI: It's nice that you stayed in a 3 star resort. As a matter of priciple, I have never stayed in a hotel in Cuba let alone a resort. I believe that Cubans can now actually enter a hotel or resort in their own country? What a concept.

*mrsoulo: Because you chose not to stay in a resort doesn't make you a hero. You are probably staying in a Casa Particular so that you can have uninterrupted access to punanny. So don't even try to play the noble traveler. Give me a break.

LI: Cuba is a mysterious place. Cubans are a tough bunch of people who eat a lot of shit from alot of people just to survive. Even with many trips over many years, fluent Spanish, years of building relationships with people of all walks of life, and adjusting my mentality to try to understand their psyche, I don't claim to "know" Cuba or the mind of everyday Cubans.

*mrsoulo: "Cuba is a mysterious place"? Ok, whatever you say buddy. I think you've been watching too many episodes of LOST. LOL.

LI: Hopefully, for Cubans themselves, the "good old days" are yet to come. Lord knows they deserve better. It's not that I live in the past my friend, nor a bad attitude. It's just an observation of what I have seen over many years.

*mrsoulo: From your mouth to God's ears. The only way for Cuba and the Cuban people to flourish is for the United States government to lift the illegal embargo!

Fatherland
06-13-10, 00:28
I was scheduling a trip to Havana when a friend here in Costa Rica asked to tag along. I'd taken the Good Doctor to Cuba with Blazers a while back and told him that would be fine.

I wish I hadn't. But that's another story.

Arriving in Havana airport, we went through the usual hassle of Cuban Aduana. "What are your motives for coming to Cuba"?, "How many trips in the last year"? Etc.

After a few particulary stupid questions, I told the kid that Cuba doesn't have anything anyone in the world wants except for their Cigars and women. After a few more stupid questions, he gave me back my passport and we were on our way.

Casa Check In. Puto Indio

I should mention the good doctor had had a few beers at the airport before the flight. We were upgraded to First Class, where unfortunately, the drinks are free.

The good doctor drained a bottle of wine and a few rum and cokes. By the time we arrived in Havana, he was shitfaced and beligerent.

I almost stopped the cab into Havana to throw him out. When we arrived at our casa, my friend Alejandro looked at me and reminded me that he doesn't rent to Mexicans. I told him he wasn't Mexican, he was Tico (Costa Rican), and that he was a doctor. Which had little value. Alejandro explained that he only had one room, and that the "Drunk Fucking Indian" would be staying at a neighbor's casa.

Apparently Cuban casa owners have had their fill of rowdy Mexicans.

At least we didn't have to look for another casa in the middle of the night.

First Night. Settling an old score.

I was finally able to get the good doctor settled in and in a cab to Salon Rojo. We arrived and the talent was great. I said Hi to a few old friends/reports and we found a table.

I saw a girl from Infanticide's report that I'd met on a previous trip. Carolina had come to my casa last summer and taken money for her taxi, went outside and never came back.

Carolina didn't remember me, and I just hate getting taken. So I made quite generous terms with her to go to my casa in Siboney (I was staying in Vedado).

I gave her directions to a casa I'd stayed at in Siboney a few months a go. Siboney is quite far. It's a very nice neighborhood about 20 kilometers from where we were.

I told her I didn't have enough CUC on me to pay her taxi but had more at my casa. So she was off to Siboney.

I received a call a half hour later asking where I was, I reminded her who I was and that she now should know how I feel when you get your time and money wasted.

Some of you may call me cruel, and you may be right. I was in a foul mood after dealing with Aduana and the drunk ass doctor.

First Night. Locura Latina

After sending Carolina to Siboney, it was back to business. I came across Lily and struck up a conversation. Lily was wearing a type of dress I call "tit curtains". It shows off her tits, but obscures her mid-section and ass. Making it hard to guage whether the chic is chubby or not.

I did some petting during the negotiations and determined her body was quite acceptable.

100cuc for Toda La Noche

Lily is a fucking animal in the sack. She gave me a nasty blowjob/ball licking that only Cuban girls know how to give properly. She then mounted me and in next few hours, she bit me lip, chest, and shoulder, drawing blood. In the morning, I looked like I'd been in a fight.

The sex was incredible. She left in the morning with a well earned 100cuc for a difficult but gratifying 3 rounds.

Lily

Second Day. Hangover Cure

On the second day, I called the good doctor over a dirty girl from my little black book/past reports.

Lauren is a nasty girl. She is outright trashy in the sack. So I knew the good doctor would enjoy her while he was nursing a hangover.

Afterward, we were smoking cigars, and she asked if either of us would like to meet her cousin. After a few of the "what's she look like" questions, we told her she could come over, but if she was busted, she would be sharing your taxi home.

Turns out she was lovely. The good doctor indulged. Lauren asked me if I had another friend who came with me, I said not this trip. She said she would pay me a commission for every client I called her for. I explained I wasn't a pimp.

I did tell her I should get subway card and for every few clients I brought, she could stamp my card. And after it filled up, I got a free one. She asked me if I'd like my free one there and then. I explained I liked my tuna fresh, at least for that day. We settled on a blowjob in my room.

Not a bad commission.

Second Night. Secret Police

We went to Casa de la Musica on the second night. It was stocked with sufficient talent for a Friday night.

After interviewing several worth clients, I saw Ani from Infanticide's report. Ani doesn't look anywhere near as cute in photos as she does in person. Especially after she's been fucked really hard for an hour in the Havana heat.

Ani sat with me and kept asking me strange questions. Wanting to see my passport, the casa business card, etc. All very strange questions to ask a potential client.

We finally got past all the nonsense and agreed to 70cuc for two pops. We headed to our casa and settled in. I'd forgotten to turn the cell phone blocker on, and she was receiving calls. When she went into the bathroom to talk, I turned the devise on. She soon came out and kept trying to return a call, to no avail.

Ani is a good sport, even if a little odd. I trashed her in the sack. My second leche took way too long for her liking. As I was pounding her quite hard trying to get it. Almost an hour later, and about half a gallon of sweat dripped on her, I finally found my illusive leche. She looked like a battered housewife. I'd sweat all over her while meat-sticking her mercilessly.

She left at about 6am. I went to bed and slept hard.

Ani

Third Night. 100 Proof CEO

On the third day, the good doctor started drinking in the afternoon and by dinner, he was smashed. We were meeting my cigar guy and his girlfriend for dinner and arrived a few minutes early.

The good doctor started ordering Cuba Libres like the bar was closing in a minute. It seemed like he had a fire in his stomach that only rum would extinguish.

During dinner, the good doctor promoted himself to the CEO of my cigar company and started renegotiating my arrangement with my associate. I tried several times to let him know things were just fine as they were. But he persisted. I'd counted 8 Cuba Libres in an hour, adding to the oblivious state he'd arrived in, he was a good candidate for alcohol poisoning. At one point, I couldn't get him to shut up and he was pissing off anyone who would pay attention, so I ***** slapped him in the middle of El Ajibe. He seemed surprised. Nobody else was.

After a few awkward moments. I had resigned myself to calling it the night. I had my associate drive me home while the good doctor waited for a cab.

Once home, I started calling girls from my phone. The first to answer was Iliana from the last couple of trips.

Iliana came over and gave me a little relief from a stressful night. She spend the night and was quite happy with 50Euros and 20CUC in the morning. I had breakfast with the good doctor, who was quite I'll and could barely hold food. We had a cigar and headed to the airport.

Overall it was a good time. Despite the distractions of alcoholism.

IlianaJonsie you ever thought about giving tours?

Catire
06-13-10, 16:17
Jones

U must have money to burn. Thats crazy to pay that much.

My contacts in Havana are informing me that all the chicas are lowering thier prices.

tell me about it. He was easily overpaying by a factor of two!

MarioMarengo
06-13-10, 16:21
Cuba is a third world country stop with over payng in Keny Mombasa in your hotel 20- 25 euro for all night in a beauty ful place with very cheap prices(I wet to Cuba almost 10 times when was a paradise from 1984 to 2002)now is off limits.

MarioMarengo
06-13-10, 16:28
FYI,

Mexicans have a bad reputation in Cuba for being cheap and taking too many liberties. I was told that they think that Cuba is poor so they visit with their $100 to spend acting like they own the place.Never pay so much in a third world country in Madagascar or Kenya yo pay from 10 to 12 dollars a allnighter and she will give you the same gifts of a cuban lady and mas carino todavia yo conosco Cuba muy bien.

Jonesie
06-14-10, 05:16
Jonsie you ever thought about giving tours?I do, I just don't charge money for them. Probably a horrible business model.