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It sucks! Using cards is worst! Google it and you'll figure it out.
Your best chance is: change all the cash you can for Euro or Canadian Dollar and once you are at the island change it at the CADECA.
Good look.Thanks I did their last time. I changed my money to Canadian than I changed it over their. . I thought I eould change by now.
This was my first solo trip to Cuba. I have been to Resorts in Varadero on 2 other occasions and had taken some day tours to Havana but always wanted to do a solo trip. About a year ago my life changes so this trip was now possible. First I did lots of reading and research in planning for this trip. Had the help of some members on this board and started to learn a bit of Spanish (Also downloaded a English / Spanish translator on my phone). I came to conclusion that Hotel Tropococo would be best bet for a first timer. Booked A package with Canadian discount airline and on my way.
Day 1 Tuesday April 22 Afternoon (Travel Day).
Early rise in Am to take 6 hour flight, Arrived in Varadero around noon. Had to wait another hour for Havana shuttle for a lady on another flight who was also to take bus with me. Changed some money at airport, I knew in advance about money changing scams and when lady counted back money I was $10 short, Cashed in $1000 and she was giving me a lot of small bills asked for all 20 peso bills. She recounted 3 times and each time was short 10. I then put them in stacks of 100 peso and another agent came over as she was getting frustrated and they together counted money are picked up and apologized for error LOL. We finally got going and the usually half way p-break stop and a 5 peso Pina Colada. I got to hotel around 3 pm quick check in and shower. Decided to head out for a walk. Before to bottom of stairs to walk up street I meet my first Cuban friend. This gentlemen mid 20's welcomed me to Cuba and told me if I need anything during my trip to just ask him. LOL. Told him I was just out for a walk and going to grab a beer before having a nap. He walked with me up street to Mirazul Bar 100 meters from hotel. He spoke good English and figured I would get $1. 50 for the beer I bought him back in info anyway. Topic soon turned to Chicas, asked if I would like one now as he had some friends at beach across street. Told him maybe later, a few moments after we are joined by another guy and girl friends of his. Introduced me and asked if I like the girl who had joined us. This sort of caught me off guard as I assumed they were a couple (First Cuban lesson, don't assume anything) This girls was very dark but super hot, forget name but was 19 with a rock hard body. She was wearing only a 2 piece bikini with jean shorts. Told my new buddy she was beautiful, he said she has a place just a few moments from here and we should go to her place. Told him I was going to nap for a bit but would meet him later, that's when the girl started rubbing my leg and slowly grabbing my crotch under the table. OK what do I have to loose, he said she wanted $30 and I would have to pay taxi and casa. All 5 of us jumped in a small car and off. We drove for a couple on minutes and arrived at this house with outdoor swimming pool, 6 or 8 people were in pool and back yard drinking. One guy met us coming to pool and after some Spanish I did not understand I was being lead by this beautiful Chica into this house. We spent half hour or so in casa, she was game for anything, no restrictions will not get into many details but had no complaints when I was done. Both got dressed paid her $30 and went outside, meet casa owner and gave him $20 , my new buddy said I had to pay $10 for taxi which I agreed and he would like $10 for his troubles, I gave him $5 and he then asked for $5 for his other friend I just shook my head and headed to Taxi. Taxi dropped others off up and me off at my hotel, taxi driver then said I owe him $10 for ride, told him I had already paid the other guy for taxi ride and walked back into hotel (No honor among thieves) quick shower and nap before supper.Good job. $65 aint that bad.
Thanks I did their last time. I changed my money to Canadian than I changed it over their. . I thought I eould change by now.In my opinion, I wouldn't change US into Canadian or any other currency. There is a huge demand for US currency amongst Cubans and you will get $96 CUC for $100 US on the streets. Just ask your casa owner or taxi driver to exchange it for you or to help you exchange it.
If they can't do it themselves they most certainly know someone who could. I've explained the reasons why you should keep your US currency in a previous post. Look it up if you're interested.
I just came back from Havana, so my info is up to date.
Dear fellow mongers,
I am new to this website and I would like to kick-start my ISG membership telling you a bit about my third trip to Cuba (Jan.-Apr. 2015).
This time I stayed 3 months in the island, one of which in the Capital.
Before I get into the juicy facts, I would like to state that I'm totally fluent in Spanish and I am fairly young: 34 yo.
Being an Italian, the cheapest flight option for me was Aeroflot (the Russian airline company). The itinerary Rome-Mosow-Havana.
Pretty irrational travel route, but the round trip price was unbeatable: 590 euros!
https://www.aeroflot.ru/cms/en.
24 hours after jumping on the first airplane, I make it to Havana and I already have the phone number of Yami a sexy blonde habanera that travels to Moscow every month for business. She s a mula, that is to say a Cuban person that travels abroad (countries where no visa is required to Cubans, such as Russia or Ecuador) to buy large quantities of stuff in order to resell it for profit on the Cuban black market. At the hotel I get a cab and I head immediately to my casa particular.
I had chosen an independent studio apartment in Centro Havana, just one block away from the malecon. For the casa I used this website, which focuses only on.
Independent casas particulares. Here is the link to the chosen casa which was small but nice. For one person is great. Most importantly no problem whatsoever to bring home girls, even twice at the time. Without ID.
http://www.yourcasaparticular.com/Casa-Particular-Alejandro-Centro-Havana.html
I booked for 6 nights only.
After a quick shower a foreign friend who lives there comes to pick me up at home. We go together to a disco in Vedado named Ticoa. Cover 3 CUC. Raggaeton music.
Plenty of pro willing to please for anything from 20 to 50 cuc LT (supposedly). I met a Aliuska a hot mulata. Drinks, grinding, making out and opppps. I almost came in my pants. Havana drives me cazry. I went back home with her. Never spoken abouot money but gave her 30 cuc. Plus 230 CUC that she stole from the pocket of my jacket. SHIT! That's the disadvantage of the independent casa.
Anyway, lesson learned. So from that moment onward I started to make sure that every valuable item would be hidden and locked all the time when I had guests, be her, an hardcore pro or a good girl. Guys don t repeat my mistake. Be smarter than me!
In the following days, while waiting for another friend who would join me in the capital. I kept mongering in Centro Havana, collecting some cheap pro-semi pro, all regularly paid anything from 20 to 30 cuc for a daily session of 2-3 hours. The best experience I had it with Vanessa, an occasional hooker I met in la dichosa in Obispo. She's a nurse.
I took her phone number and I the day after I fucked her. After two more days I called her because I needed ear drops for an otitis I got. She showed up at my flat with free ear drops and with a tall black chica from her village (San Jose) nearby Havana. I had already filled up the fridge with a bottle of rum and a few cans of soda. We drank. We fucked. All these lasted 4 hours for a total combined rate of CUC 45.
The day after my friend from Germany arrives. We moved to a larger casa booked on the same website:
http://www.yourcasaparticular.com/Casa-Particular-Ernesto-Centro-Havana.html
This flat is much better, but what really matters is that the landlord lives elsewhere, so you are totally free to party in the flat with as many hookers as you like. Girls will be less reluctant to come to fuck you at your place (no ID required) and you'll save the money for same dirty Cuban room let by the hour at crazy prices.
Here I read about people who pay 10-15-20 CUC for a couple of hours. Are you crazy? The price is 5 to 10 max. If they are really robbing you. We booked for 3 nights and then negotiated a lower price with the landlord for the remaining 19 days.
My friend and I enjoy clubbing. So we visited some interesting places such as:
- Casa de la musica (both the one in Miramar and the other in Galiano) to see raggaeton performances. Good to see also no-pro girls.
- 1830, a nice place on the sea. To dance salsa in Miramar (right after the tunnel). Here not many pro but I fooled around with a Cuban MILF who definitely had more money than me.
- Brecht: a club with live performances in Vedado. I went to a fusion concert with some British chicks met in Obispo during the day. One blew me.
- Myo why Tuyo, Bolabana, Piedra, fancy disco bars in Miramar. Super expensive pros and hot looking Cuban cheeks feeling cooler than they actually are.
- The Hangar: underclass disco club where there are no tourists. It's in Boyero, near the airport. In fact this place is only temporary. They opened it to keep the business going while the government is refurbishing La Herradura, a famous nearby disco.
- Guanimar Club (Playa del Este): we went on a Sunday for a raggaeton concert. Very cool! We went back on a normal Tuesday night but it was sad. Almost empty and only hardcore pro.
Getting around in Havana is easy if you know how to do it the Cuban way. Forget about regular taxis. You need to understand the fantastic world of collective taxis: old car from the 50's.
That follow predetermined routes (like a bus) to pick up passengers that waves at them. A ride from Parque central to Vedado (Coppoelia) costs 10 Cuban pesos, which is less than 50 USD cents. You can stop one of these cars in Calle Neptuno (just behind the telegrafo hotel in parque central). If you want to go to Miramar, you need to get your collective.
Taxi in a little alley that crosses paseo del prado. If you want to go to Guanabo (playa del Este) you need to go outside the train station in centro Havana. From the Capitolio you go for Avenida de Chile and at the end you ll find the station. Outside you ll see cuban drivers screaming "Guanabo!" to attract customers.
Finally, if you want to go to another province, I suggest you forget about renting a car with or without driver. The most cost effective, quick, reliable, hassle free way is to get a Viazul bus from Havana you can reach practically any destinations. Visit their website to see all routes, check prices and timetables:
http://www.viazul.com/index.php
Before going to Cuba I took screenshots of the most relevant routes, such as Havana-Santiago and saved it on my phone. Remember that in Cuba internet access is expensive and difficult. Speaking of which, the best place to use the internet is to go to the lobby of the Iberostar Parque Central Hotel, which is just in parque central.
A card to use WIFI in the fancy lobby of the hotel will cost 4,50 CUC per hour now. Before it used to cost 8 cuc, but soon people discovered that the same internet card bought at ETECSA for CUC 4.50.
Could be used there. As a result prices were aligned. Sometimes there is a shortage of Internet cards. So the hotel personnel will tell you that they are for hotel guests only.
In this case befriend an hotel guest at the bar and ask them for the little favor to buy an internet card on your behalf.
Anyways, I think I am getting off topic because this is not lonely planet but a mongering site. So let's talk more about pussy. Between a hooker and the other, I also had time to fuck some regular girls. One day I met a white hot MILF in a bar, drinking in the afternoon. She was well dressed but totally drunk. We started talking and she told me she s married to a french guy (old man) who is treating her like shit. Money is useless to her if she s unhappy. She can t leave the old husband for the sake of the financial security of her little boy. So she really wanted to descargar (have fun) just for the hell of it. Long story short, after 15 minutes my fingers were inside her undies. We fucked at home and gave her no money. After a few days I called her back. We went out to the Jazz Caffe in Galeria Paseo (nearby the Melia Cohiba hotel in Vedado). She came with a friend, a hot Mulata for my friend. After a pleasant fun night dancing, drinking and listening to music we went home to drink some more and. Fucked. God bless the independent apartment!
I also dated the blond waitress of a Paladar. 19 yo, very simple and definitely a no pro. Fucked her only once and topped up her mobile with 10 CUC before disappearing in another province.
The only date that was a waste of time and money was the girl met on the flight. I dated her 3 times. Drinks, dinner, clubs. And only made out a little. Screw her! If you are on the airplane or in Havana vieja and come across a hot blond named Yami run away!
I hope this long thread did not bore you and I hope it can help you to have more fun in Havana spending less money. If you like my post I ll write another one on different.
Locations in the island such as Holguin, Las Tunas, Camaguey, Santiago and Baracoa.
Dear fellow mongers,
Plenty of pro willing to please for anything from 20 to 50 cuc LT (supposedly). I met a Aliuska a hot mulata. Drinks, grinding, making out and opppps. I almost came in my pants. Havana drives me cazry. I went back home with her. Never spoken abouot money but gave her 30 cuc. Plus 230 CUC that she stole from the pocket of my jacket. SHIT! That's the disadvantage of the independent casa.
Anyway, lesson learned. So from that moment onward I started to make sure that every valuable item would be hidden and locked all the time when I had guests, be her, an hardcore pro or a good girl. Guys don t repeat my mistake. Be smarter than me!
.230 cuc wow you took one for the team. What did you do leave her unattended. That will remind us to keep our guard up. Enjoyed your report it gave me a flash back. I am going soon. Your report got my dick hard!
BrasilSoccer0
05-11-15, 03:41
Milione,
I enjoyed your report though I'm not a fan of Havana and won't ever go there again. How about a report on Holguin and camaguey? !
Three months! Wow. You must be drained. . LOL.
Dear fellow mongers,
...I hope this long thread did not bore you and I hope it can help you to have more fun in Havana spending less money. If you like my post I ll write another one on different.
Locations in the island such as Holguin, Las Tunas, Camaguey, Santiago and Baracoa.
Sammytheman
05-11-15, 21:28
BS. I was in Holguin last month. My 2 colleagues were there 2 weeks ago. Holguin is a hit or a miss. It gets boring fast. Nothing to do during the day other than go to the center and drink at one of the local bars or go to the beach 40 minutes away. I was there in October and had a blast. Now the BEARD has installed cameras all over the fukin centre. More cat and mouse and less chicas. I didn't see many chicas I had met over the years at casa de la musica pr elsewhere. If you really want to go to the provinces, do the 2 horse town hopping.
Dear fellow mongers,
I am new to this website and I would like to kick-start my ISG membership telling you a bit about my third trip to Cuba (Jan.-Apr. 2015).
This time I stayed 3 months in the island, one of which in the Capital.Great post. I would love to hear your comments re Camaguey. Last time I was there I did not stay long but could feel there was tremendous potential.
WorkingHere
05-14-15, 02:02
Sorry so slow with reports but work has been busy since I have been back. Slept for a bit after Tuesday night events, had to meet with Tour Rep. At noon on Wednesday so hung around hotel for morning, Got some helpful info from lady from tour company (Maps, Schedules and Prices). Decided to head to Havana for day and check out San Jose Market. Back to hotel around 6 only to find hotel had been invaded by over 200 Cuban basketball players. Seems NBA were in Cuba doing a camp for all the top Cuban players and Tropococo was accommodations for everyone. As you can guess Long line-ups at bar and supper for the rest of week. Had supper, quick nap to rest up for night and headed out around 11:30 . Decided to head to Taramar Disco to see if anything happening. There were about 20 - 30 girls there and seem to be mostly local guys hanging at bar. Very warm inside so most people were hanging outside and talking. Ran into my Taxi driver from last night and we sat and had a few beers. Lots of 7 and 8 in Club, focused on a blonde sitting alone at bar. Next trip to bar for beer I sent her one also and returned to my table. Exchanged eye contact for a bit and she joined me at table. Said she was 30 years old, looked more like 20. Talked for a while and decided to take here back to hotel. She wanted 40 for all night. I was not sure how the security thing would work so decided to play safe and registered here at front desk for 46 pesos. She got here bracelet and I was told it was for 24 hours. She gave A+ service that night then again in morning, went for breakfast then back to room again. At that point I was hoping she was going to leave but then I realized that she has free food and drinks till midnight and she is probably going to be here for day. Told here I was meeting friends in Havana after lunch just to get rid of here but not until I had round 3 after lunch. Gave her 50 pesos and 5 for taxi. I guess I way overspent on this one but lesson learnt. Told her I would meet here later back at disco, and headed for beach for afternoon.
I am new to this website and I would like to kick-start my ISG membership telling you a bit about my third trip to Cuba (Jan.-Apr. 2015).
This time I stayed 3 months in the island, one of which in the Capital.
I had chosen an independent studio apartment in Centro Havana, just one block away from the malecon. For the casa I used this website, which focuses only on.
Independent casas particulares. Here is the link to the chosen casa which was small but nice. For one person is great. Most importantly no problem whatsoever to bring home girls, even twice at the time. Without ID.
http://www.yourcasaparticular.com/Casa-Particular-Alejandro-Centro-Havana.html
I booked for 6 nights only. Thanks for your report, looks like some good info here. I looked at yourcasaparticular.com and was thinking about booking. However from WHOIS it looks like the domain was only registered on 14 April 2015. How did you find this site to book in January or even earlier?
Thanks for your report, looks like some good info here. I looked at yourcasaparticular.com and was thinking about booking. However from WHOIS it looks like the domain was only registered on 14 April 2015. How did you find this site to book in January or even earlier?It was on FB. I have no clue about website data.
If you want to play it safe, book for your first night. Then, if you like the casa, you negotiate a longer stay with the landlord. Worse case scenario is that you lose 5 bucks.
It was on FB. I have no clue about website data.
If you want to play it safe, book for your first night. Then, if you like the casa, you negotiate a longer stay with the landlord. Worse case scenario is that you lose 5 bucks.What FB is that? How did you book the casa online when you were in Cuba with very limited internet access?
This website is very fishy. It doesn't have any address or phone number of the casas and requires you to make a deposit and surcharge. Are you sure you are not here to solicit.
What FB is that? How did you book the casa online when you were in Cuba with very limited internet access?
This website is very fishy. It doesn't have any address or phone number of the casas and requires you to make a deposit and surcharge. Are you sure you are not here to solicit.Every veteran knows most times you find great independent casas by walking around and getting lucky, not booking online. The online companies want you to pre-pay which puts you at a disadvantage and then the Casa owner can dictate terms.
Even if the guy was here just to advertise I have to give him kudos for telling a great story LOL.
What FB is that? How did you book the casa online when you were in Cuba with very limited internet access?
This website is very fishy. It doesn't have any address or phone number of the casas and requires you to make a deposit and surcharge. Are you sure you are not here to solicit.Dear Freckly,
The reservation is made before going to Cuba, from a place where you have internet access, such as Europe. Did I write that I booked WHILE in Cuba?
As for the address and phone numbers of the casas, they give it to you when you book. How do you think they are going to make money if they give away contact details of landlords? People would just call directly the landlord. I the say the majority of Casas websites do just the same.
Here is a couple of examples:
www.wildcaribe.com
www.mycasaparticular.com
Not to mention AirBnB (casa particular services available only for US citizens only), Booking.com and Agoda which require downpayments and apply surcharges too. Are they all fishy? If I had written "I booked from AirBnB.com" would you still accuse me of soliciting users?
Of course there are also other casa websites that do not require any cash advance and apply no surcharges. In my opinion, what is fishy is precisely a website that offers "free services". Especially in Cuba. Those of you who know Cuban culture a little bit, know perfectly that in Cuba free stuff doesn't exist. The business model of such websites is the same as the typical jinetero's.
You book casa de Pedro. They tell you it s available. If the casa is free when you arrive, you get the room and pay the landlord. The price of course is inflated a bit because the website is given a commission by the dueno. If the room is occupied, the landlord will make up some story and will take you to his friend casa. Also in this case, they inflate the price a bit so that website and the landlord (who made you "a free reservation" of his casa) can have their commissions.
In conclusion, to answer your question, I m not soliciting anyone. As you can see in my posts I presented links of several websites, including viazul bus company, La Locomocion in Santiago, Aeroflot airlines and now also a bunch of casa website. Am I endorsing them all?
What FB is that? How did you book the casa online when you were in Cuba with very limited internet access?
This website is very fishy. It doesn't have any address or phone number of the casas and requires you to make a deposit and surcharge. Are you sure you are not here to solicit.Hi Freckly,
Perhaps there was a misunderstanding. I booked the casa from Europe, not from Cuba.
Casas addresses and phone numbers are sent to you when you make the booking. I guess contact details are not shown in order to avoid that people contact the casa directly, bypassing the website. If they give away contacts for free they the not make money.
As for the deposit & commission issue, I do not see as fishy. Many similar pages such as mycasaparticular.com or wildcaribe.com just do the same. Not to mention booking.com, aribnb or agoda. Are they all fishy?
In my opinion, the real fishy websites are those that offer "free reservation". There are many. Veterans know that nothing in Cuba is free. As a jinetero friend told me once "gratis en Cuba te dan solo la pinga" (in Cuba for free you can get only some cock). The business model of "free" website is the following. El yuma inquires about casa de Pedro. The website tells you the casa is available. If when you arrive in Cuba the room is free, you get the room and pay the landlord an inflated price (he must pay commission to the website owner). If the casa is occupied, Pedro (landlord) will make up some silly excuse and will take you to his friend's casa. Also in this case the tourist pays an inflated price because commissions to website and Pedro (who made you a "free reservation") must be paid.
Every veteran knows most times you find great independent casas by walking around and getting lucky, not booking online. The online companies want you to pre-pay which puts you at a disadvantage and then the Casa owner can dictate terms.
Even if the guy was here just to advertise I have to give him kudos for telling a great story LOL.Dear Mr. Gogo,
Thanks for your Kudos in the next report I ll talk about holguin and las tunas. Especially the latter is a little known mongering destination that people should know about. Sure enough, I won t mention how I found casas XD.
I agree that veterans can find casas on their own walking around. They know the language, the place, the people and the mechanica. However, for someone with little experience this may not be ideal. Walking around with your luggage to look for a casa in Havana along with a jinetero can be annoying and time consuming, especially after a long flight. Plus the jinetero / friend / taxi driver / helpful landlord who guides you around is not doing it for free. And he will surely receive his commission. Same as any website.
Speaking of the landlord power, I agree with you. I also suggested in my last post to book only 1 or 2 nights. So that one can extend his stay for a cheaper price, speaking directly to the landlord. This of course, only in case the casa matches his expectations. Most websites will require a down payment of a handful of dollars per night to perform the booking. If you don t like the casa you can look for a better one the morning after, when you will be relaxed after having shagged your first Havanera.
Spent a week in Havana, and did not feel like writing a report as I am starting to feel that whatever need to be written about Havana is already written in the forum. I got a few private messages asking me to write, so here it goes. In short, it was a disappointing night as I lost a small carry on bag, and did not find the scene exciting. So like others let me also say it is easy to score chicas as long as you are good with puta types, and the cost is cheap as compared to home, but quite high as compared to other places in Cuba. Thats all. If you want to know more, keep reading.
Flew into Havana with Copa, immigration was a breeze, did not even ask me any question except asking me to stand up in front of the camera for the photo. Thought of getting pulled by the security as I got a battery operated dildo in the carryon bag, I loved the facial expression of the security guy in Panama when he opened my bag. Security here did not even bother. The two nurses or health care workers smiled at me and asked whether I am an American, I said yes, and then one lady told me to give a tip to the other one. Just ignored them and walked away, got pulled by the customs who wanted to check the checkin baggage. She asked me whether I have food, I said no, and she opened the bag and took the red bull cans out. I had them in my travel bag as I use them when working late in the hotels and forgot to take them out. She said I could not take them into the country, I asked why. Gone are the days where I used to be worried about these guys and gals, now don't care. What can they do to me, deport? Never happens for shit like this. She asked me to stay there and left me. It took a while for anyone to come to me, and I stood there waiting. Meanwhile another guys is in trouble as he brought a bicycle, a brand new one. No one comes to me, I keep looking around for her to come back. I took my bags and walk around to see her, and saw the exit and just took it.
It is almost midnight, not many people in the airport. While waiting for a taxi I see the bicycle guy walking with a cuban guy, thought he must be his driver and asked where they are going. We both are going in the same direction, I am to Vedado and he is going to Alamar. I guess they have to come into the city because of me otherwise they could have taken via blanca to Alamar. I told them that I would share the cost. The bicycle was big, the guy had to keep the doors open while driving as there is no way to load it up as the car was small. It was fun.
I goto the apartment where the owner was supposed have given the keys to a security type of guy in the building, and he is no where to be found. I booked the casa thru internet, I can tell the name of the site, not sure it is their fault and don't want any one of you to think they are at fault and not use them. So the driver calls up few folks and takes me to another place near Casa de musica, 25 cuc for the night. I take shower and go out to casa de musica, pay the cover and immediately surrounded by putas. I wonder whether I am in Hava or Angeles city Philipines. Do not like even one of them and they were asking 60-80-100. I walk out and take a taxi to Hotel Havana Libre as I need to use internet. They tell me I need to buy a card for internet and it is only sold in the morning. I end up walking on La Rampa towards Malecon and see some action on the street. Out of the blue, I hear 'Hello, friend'. A negra standing there with a petite blanca is calling and asks me, where are you from, she herself says America del norte. I say no, I am from Russia. She laughs and asks to get her and her friend a beer. I like the blanca, and tell her that I can give them leche in my room.
They say vamos, did not ask me any money. We get on a taxi, goto my room, I ask them to shower and put some music on my laptop. Open beer and the fun starts. They have not asked me money yet and finally she says how much, I tell the negra that I am only interested in her friend and would pay 30 for her. Negra asks for 10 bucks for taxi, I say ok. She leaves us and goes to the front room, and the blanca is becoming a problem. First says put the condom before blowing, I say no she reluctantly accepts, then uses all her teeth to the point it hurts, and I tell her to get out. The negra comes in and supports her saying her mouth is small and my dick is too big. I tell them to get out and they just put their clothes on and leave, did not ask me any money. It is almost 2. 30 am, and did not want to sleep without shooting my leche, so I take another fucking taxi, go back to Malecon as I saw some crowd there and this time walks around Infanta and Calle O. I see a younger mulata near the ATM machine, and she is sitting alone. I talk to her and she says lets goto my place as the cops could come any time. I did not want anymore bad experience, and she says she will make me happy and lets go without talking too much. She tells me to follow her few feet away, and we goto somewhere where the taxis route is and take one back to my place. She was very nice, just become 19 yrs, tender body and tells me she needs money as her family is fixing the home. Who cares, heard all kind of stories. She asks for 60, and she would stay only stay for one hour. I tell her max 30, take it or leave it. She counters with 50, I say no, she says 40 with a puppy face. These cubanas can act. I tell her sure if she agrees to all. Next one hour was all worth it, she is pretty light weight and flexible and can fuck her in any which way I want, hold her hair and do it hard from behind, she takes it like a champ. Tell her to lay down and enter her backdoor, she is in pain, so I take it out and see shit in the condom, a turn off. So remove the condom and look for another one it is not there, must have fallen down from the side table. Who has time to search where it is, I know the other pack is in my small handbag and I reach for it. Fuck, I can't see the bag any where. I knew it was with me when I came in here, as I took my laptop out of it. I search it all over the place naked, and can't see it. Fuck, those fwo fucking bitches have taken it and ran away. I am so upset, feel so sick. I tell the girl to go, and pay her. She asks me what happened, my ego would not let me tell her what happened. Just tell her to leave.
I saw those two bitches leaving. They did not have it with them, then where did the bag go. I think this is what happened. When I was with the blanca, the negra must have threw the bag out the the window, or had silently opened the front door and left the house with the bag, left it somewhere in the ground and came back. I am finding it hard to believe either options, but they took it some how. Could someone have come into the room while I was away, I do not think so. The more I think about it, the chicas left in a hurry, they did not ask for money, and the negra's body language was different now that I think about it. I had the dildo as a present to someone, had two good perfume bottles from the duty free to another special one, a bottle of baileys, my car keys and laptop / cell phone chargers. I think many of us can afford to loose this, that is not the point, I just feel duped by two fucking putas. That makes me sick. It also made me to rethink about Cuba, I am starting to take things for granted and need to be careful.
So I would say be very careful. Take care of everything while there. Check out Malecon end of La Rampa, Infanta and the parallel street Calle O, there are plenty of chicas, I was there on a Friday evening, and I would think it is the same for other nights.
Thanks for reporting much appreciated as always. Sorry about the theft, no one deserves that. If I can offer some advice: Beware of girls working in teams. If you didn't want the negra you should have separated them. That's one of the reasons I only do one girl at a time.
Anyway, keep reporting and be safe.
Man the robbery sucks, sorry about that. In Varadero once, my buddy got real hammered at the club at International hotel, a little cute 19 year old Chica befreinded him and he took her back to his room. He vaguely remembers her leaving in his drunken stupor after they had a good time. When he woke up his safe was open and $700 cuc GONE. The little ***** found his room key and opened his safe, cleaned it out and left. Funny thing is the next night she was standing outside the club again with another girl and an older lady. They couldn't look me in the eyes for some reason! They were back for more. It was obviously a setup. The girls befreind the drunkest idiots and do what they do.
I always throw anything and everything of value into my suitcase which has a little padlock on it. I know it could be opened if someone really wanted to, but it will make noise and to take the whole thing will be heavy. Have never lost a thing in worldwide travels this way. If I put stuff into the safe I make sure I hide my room key when I enter the room with a chica.
The best way is if the room safe has a combination lock, then the girls are stumped.
Spent a week in Havana, and did not feel like writing a report as I am starting to feel that whatever need to be written about Havana is already written in the forum. I got a few private messages asking me to write, so here it goes. .Sorry for what happened to you, bro. It really sucked.
A puta is a puta. Period. Every cuban is a cheater as we discussed before, not to mention a puta. I got an advice for a veteran when I started to go to Cuba that is never to do more that one at the same time because I am not able to handle the teamwork. This also applies to anywhere, not limited to Cuba.
In the recent trip, I stayed at a case in Central Havana. The casa lady had a rule not allowing more than one guests. And she checked and conformed everything was okay before returning the Carnet and opening the front door. Maybe this the one of the advantages over the independent casas that someone is watching for you.
The reservation is made before going to Cuba, from a place where you have internet access, such as Europe. Did I write that I booked WHILE in Cuba?
You didn't. But how did you manage so well to book every detailed single day in your 3 month schedule in advance while you were still at a a place where you have internet access, such as Europe? You knew you met your friend on this such day and move to another case on that such day? You must be a very organized person.
Not to mention AirBnB (casa particular services available only for US citizens only), If I had written "I booked from AirBnB.com" would you still accuse me of soliciting users?
I didn't know you can book casas on airBnb. Thank you for sharing. Between airbnb and your website, it is no brainer that yours is fishy.
Can you enlighten us how you booked in Jan 2015, from a website created on 14-Apr.-2015? And what is it's FB name? Is it still there on FB?
Are you able to share, how to get a 3 month visa, what is the addresses and phone numbers of these casas such as Alejandro or Ernesto? I bet a lot of us would like to know.
Anyway, I like your stories, real or fake, I enjoyed.
Guys,
I think it's handy to have a review on how to handle threesomes.
Basically, if 2 girls approach you, flirt with you, and proposition you to take both of them, you must presume at least a 50% chance they are scammers and / or thieves.
Best way to have a three-way is to interview a girl that looks like she's working solo, and ask her to choose a friend she knows and trusts. Tell her to choose one as pretty as her, LOL; otherwise, she might purposely get you a fugly friend of hers that doesn't get much business!
If you insist on taking a chance on 2 girls that seem to work together, you should take them to a love motel, not back to your place.
Or course, Cuba being the socialist paradise that it is, love motels do not exist in the country. There's plenty of illegal bedrooms to rent, but not love motels as we know and love them with all their amenities (jacuzzi, food-ordering, TV with porno, sex chair, etc.).
If you really want to take 2 girls back to your place, you should have already done a security scan of where you're staying. I'm not going to get into all the boring details, but you need to deal with any security weak points (ground and 2nd floor windows with access to the street) and have your valuables out of sight, usually in multiple hiding spots.
I know most guys are raring to go soon as they land in Havana, but whether it's Havana or somewhere else, a monger needs to be a little more in 007 mode and a little less frat-boy spring break in Cancun mode.
Try to not leave a girl alone / unwatched. Make sure they never see where you take out your cash. Have them wait outside the front door a minute or two if you have to, just tell them you need to check if a friend of yours is in there before you can take them in!
Cuba is difficult for Americans because you can't use USA credit cards, so impossible to draw cash. That may change soon with the improving relations, but it might still be worth the hassle of getting a Canadian debit card just to avoid bringing in huge sums of cash when you enter the country. That way, it doesn't feel like you're leaving a small fortune when you step out of your casa particular.
However, if you're dead drunk, or deep asleep, or drugged, there's not much to save you at that point, but at least adopting some security measures will hopefully minimize the damage. Spiked drinks have happened in Cuba, so it's always a good idea to keep an eye on your drink, never leave it unattended.
As for the report below, for Havana specific advice, I think picking up 2 girls in the Rampa and Malecon area is unwise. I'd say your chances of getting non-thieves are a little better with the club girls although I understand the prices at those venues to take a chica out is steeper, but at least you know these girls already have some money since they are inside the club. If price is an issue, you can try looking outside a venue, sometimes a couple of pretty chicas are hanging out outside the club waiting for a guy to pay their way in, or to take them back to his place.
Probably safest strategy is to have a wingman who is NOT partaking in the festivities. Sort of a designated driver. Of course, you'll have to return the favor the next evening!
You didn't. But how did you manage so well to book every detailed single day in your 3 month schedule in advance while you were still at a a place where you have internet access, such as Europe? You knew you met your friend on this such day and move to another case on that such day? You must be a very organized person.
I didn't know you can book casas on airBnb. Thank you for sharing. Between airbnb and your website, it is no brainer that yours is fishy.
Can you enlighten us how you booked in Jan 2015, from a website created on 14-Apr.-2015? And what is it's FB name? Is it still there on FB?
Are you able to share, how to get a 3 month visa, what is the addresses and phone numbers of these casas such as Alejandro or Ernesto? I bet a lot of us would like to know.
Anyway, I like your stories, real or fake, I enjoyed.Dear Freckly,
Thanks for appreciating the story.
I'll reply to every point you made.
1) being organized: besides having planned things before hand, I can tell you that the people from "my website" will help you out to stay flexible. Meaning that you can call them to adjust reservation dates within a certain limit (e. G. If you arrive 1-2 days before or after check in date, they will help you to sort it out.). Moreover, when I went to a given destination I booked for a few days only. Which helps to stay flexible and change casa if the landlord turns out to be less guest friendly than expected.
2) airbnb made a massive campaign on media to let the world know that they lunched their service also in Cuba (only for US citizens). If you book at airbnb or at yourcasaparticular.com for me it doesn t matter at all. Anyway, on the one hand at airbnb you never know what the casa policy is with regards to having guests before actually getting there in Cuba. On the other hand yourcasaparticular.com focuses only on independent flats, which are by definition chica friendly. If you looked at "my website", you will notice that it s always specified if a given property is "ideal for families and couples", or if "Cuban guests are welcome at anytime". That s why I believe that "my website" is more suitable for punters than airbnb.
3) FB: look for the website name.
4) for European tourists, visa can be extended up to 3 months (for Canadians up to 6 months, US I don t know). Anyway, I want to point out that immigration offices in different provinces have different policies regarding the third month extension. All over the country getting the second month in Cuba is practically guaranteed. The third month is a bit more complicated. So if you renew your visa for the third time in Vedado or in Santiago, they will ask you a ton of questions and you may have problems. If you go to Guanabacoa, near Alamar, or in Las Tunas there is no problem at all.
5) contact details of casas:
- Alejandro: +53 5281 9149. Calle colon 262, entre Crespo e Industria, centro Havana.
- Ernesto: calle aguila 314. Entre Neptuno why Concordia if I remember correctly. 9th floor. Lost phone number, but I have email address which I cannot post here due to forum policy.
I hope I satisfied your curiosity and that you will contact "my website", that you will use it with full satisfaction and you will review "our service" .
MrGogo, Free2, Freckly, much gracias for the nice words.
Milione,
Don't get upset. I would like to think you posted with an intention to help others. However as Freckly rightly point out, the facts do not match up. I asked one of my tech guys, he confirmed what Freckly said. Yourcaseparticular.com was registered only on April 14th 2015 by someone by the name Tomas De La Mata Morales living at Bilbao la Vieja 31 31,2-the, Bilbao, BI, 48003, Spain with a telephone number +34.640734528. You are saying that you booked using that site way before that date. This brought the suspicion that you may have created the site after visiting Cuba and promoting it in the forum. I do not think there is anything wrong with you starting an online site for cases and promoting it here (atleast I am good with that, not sure about the forum rules). If this is indeed the case, you could have stated that openly. Freckly or no one else would have questioned it.
I am giving benefit of the doubt to you. It is possible when you used the link, it was not going to this site, may be to another site by means of some website redirection, whatever fuck that means. Technical guys do all kind of tricks, so it could have been one of them.
The site is asking $5 as a booking fee. This is their way of making money. As long as they are honest, it is not bad. For $5, a monger has a confirmed casa before landing. Keep in mind there are other sites who do not ask for any booking fee upfront (may be it is added up in the casa cost).
On a different note I find it interesting that many of us spend 100's for flight tickets and other expenses and once there we are counting pennies and saving them. I remember taking a taxi from Tropicoco to Taramar disco with three other mongers. The taxi guy charged 3 cuc and one of the guys in the taxi paid when we reached Taramar. He could have took that for the team and did not ask everyone to contribute based on our universal monger brotherhood. He did not, he asked every one to buy a beer for him, those days a beer was 1 cuc in Taramar on weekdays. After few drinks, one smart guy realized that the guy who paid got 3 beers which is 3 cuc that means he had a free ride. Holy shit, a fight broke out one this. After getting drunk, we were calculating how to split 3 cuc equally among 4 guys. For me, it was fun, I enjoyed it so much, still has a smile on my face and always remember this when I am there. Infact two of the taxi guys who hang out there still remember it and we all laugh about it whenever I meet them.
Taboc my friend you want the guy in the taxi to take one for the team "brotherhood" and pay the taxi, thus giving everyone a free ride but then turn around and almost fight over buying him a beer? That's just why most of us seasoned vets prefer to roll alone; to much petty bullshit. IMO the guy did correct, no need for everyone to go digging into their pocket searching for 1 cuc when most likely everyone had big bills. When he suggested buying him beers then it should of been suggested that he evens it out by paying for the taxi on the return trip. Hell! I would have paid the 3 cuc and not suggested anything in return for the " brotherhood", but that's just me.
Instead of having a good time as a group you guys decide to argue / fight over 3 cuc, some "brotherhood".
I don't roll with cheap Charlie's. If we are together our main goal is to have a good time and be safe. If I finish the night minus 5 cuc that I shouldn't have paid I don't worry about it as long as it is not a regular occurrence with this individual. Stop hanging with these type of guys because all they will do is sabotage your positivity over some petty shit.
As far as my man maybe advertising on the sly here; so what? His reports and the info is much appreciated. Let him report and get out of it what you want but I find his journey very interesting.
Taboc my friend you want the guy in the taxi to take one for the team "brotherhood" and pay the taxi, thus giving everyone a free ride but then turn around and almost fight over buying him a beer? That's just why most of us seasoned vets prefer to roll alone; to much petty bullshit. IMO the guy did correct, no need for everyone to go digging into their pocket searching for 1 cuc when most likely everyone had big bills. When he suggested buying him beers then it should of been suggested that he evens it out by paying for the taxi on the return trip. Hell! I would have paid the 3 cuc and not suggested anything in return for the " brotherhood", but that's just me.
Instead of having a good time as a group you guys decide to argue / fight over 3 cuc, some "brotherhood".
I don't roll with cheap Charlie's. If we are together our main goal is to have a good time and be safe. If I finish the night minus 5 cuc that I shouldn't have paid I don't worry about it as long as it is not a regular occurrence with this individual. Stop hanging with these type of guys because all they will do is sabotage your positivity over some petty shit.
As far as my man maybe advertising on the sly here; so what? His reports and the info is much appreciated. Let him report and get out of it what you want but I find his journey very interesting.Dear Mr Gogo and Dear Taboc.
I appreciate and applause your relaxed and open minded approach. I think that now we are ready to move on and speak about Cuban pussy again.
If someone wants additional info, details or doubts about yourcasaparticular.com, I invite him to contact the website.
Syncmaster305
05-31-15, 23:16
Hello guys,
I have been traveling to Cuba for 3 decades, and have a lot of experience in the smaller towns, not much in Havana though.
This brings me to a question regarding the Night clubs such as Casa de la Musica in Miamar, and La Cecilia.
I am going to Havana this week with 7 friends, and I want to show them a great time!
Is there a way to pre-book a good table in these clubs, so that we are on the list, and don't have to line up.
Also we don't mind paying for bottle service if offered.
If the clubs are only open at night, how can I pre-book this for Saturday night for example.
Your comments would be appreciated, and soon. As I fly out on Tuesday night.
Thanks very much for your input.
Syncmaster
Phone Number: 53 7 204 0447 Casa de la Musica in Miramar.
Phone Number: 53 7 204 1562 La Cecilia.
Ask a hotel clerk or your casa owner to call and book.
Phone Number: 53 7 204 0447 Casa de la Musica in Miramar.
Phone Number: 53 7 204 1562 La Cecilia.
Ask a hotel clerk or your casa owner to call and book.No need to pre book, money talks. If his group is dropping major cash in Casa de musica they will get premium seating. If they are cheap Charlie's then they will be demoted to standard seating. Casa de musica has seats already reserved for the high rollers. I know because I wrote a report a few months ago how we demoted ourselves because to sit in the reserved section you had to buy a 45 cuc bottle of wine for starters. The waitress gave me a crazy look for demoting ourselves LOL.
Syncmaster305
06-01-15, 13:29
Thanks bro. Super awesome info. Greatly appreciated!
I will report back how its goes, and how much we drop there.
SYNC
Phone Number: 53 7 204 0447 Casa de la Musica in Miramar.
Phone Number: 53 7 204 1562 La Cecilia.
Ask a hotel clerk or your casa owner to call and book.
GermanBoy 2
06-06-15, 14:56
I haven't been in Havana for more then 5 years, now I went there for a Business trip. This means everything was bad for mongering. We stayed in a Hotel and we had a tight schedule, always People around us, Little time for ourselves. Only one evening there was a Little time for a stroll through the small streets from Havana centro and afterwards through malecon. I can not remember that Girls have been so offensive. Every some hundred meter in the streets there have been Girls interested in doing some Business, at malecon it was every 20 meter maybe. Due to Situation I did only talk to them, was not interested to rent a casa for some hours. But it seems that Options are much bigger then some years before.
Mucho suerte.
I like the area near Galiano, Casa de Musica is on Galiano near Neptuno. For the last 3 trips I have stayed in a casa particular one block west of Galiano and 3 blocks north there are chicas on the Maleon but not until 930 pm and best time would be closer to 2400, I met chicas on the street, in stores, sitting on their front step at their house for 3 hours or TLN with 6 chicas I met in this area and who lived within a few blocks, 4 of the 6 were multi repeat events. My casa was chica friendly, owner always took her carnet card. Casa de Musica chicas will ask 80 to 100 cuc that includes the "attitude", so did not partake, I paid 30 to 40 cuc for 3 hours and the same for TLN. One was a dancer in a dance troupe from Santiago de Cuba visiting her sister a half block from my casa who I stopped to talk with on their front porch. She never asked for any money, I always ask the chicas what would you like for a gift. She was very shy the first TLN, but the next night when she told me I know you now she was the wild cubana that I love so much. I gave her 30 cuc each morning she seemed wth that amount. All these chicas were in their 20's, the same age as my 2 grand daughters.
Syncmaster305
06-23-15, 13:00
Traveled to Havana in June 2015 with some friends for a long weekend of fun. They had never been there before, and.
They wanted to see it before the Americans fuck it up. We actually saw and spoke to many Americans while there.
And they actually also agreed that they will screw it up if given the chance. Another Puerto Rico.
Lets hope the Cubans don't give it all up, and keep their own identity.
Anyways. Here is my story.
First night was a tuesday night. Plane landed at 9:00 pm as normal for Air Canada, and I went to the Parque Central hotel to check in.
I don't use casas for long term stays. I rather stay in a nice hotel, and only use the casas for the 1-2 hours that i need.
Night 1:
Once checked in, showered and dressed up a little, I headed over to Salon Rojo as I have had great times there in the past on pretty much.
Any night of the week. Arrived in a taxi, and the doors were closed. Other taxi drivers that were hanging around there said.
That it was going to be closed until saturday night. I found this strange as it had always been open daily before.
Especially thursday night! My friends were all arriving on Thursday, and i had planed on going here with them.
Nope. Closed. Weird.
OK, change of plans. Taxi driver suggested Dos Gardenias in Miramar or Don Cangrejo. Never been to either, but I chose.
Dos Gardenias as it was raining and Don Cangrejo is an outdoor club.
Arrived at 11:00 pm, and it was pretty quiet. Looks like a comedy club set up. Small tables, and a stage on one wall.
There was a guy singing, and this lasted for about 45 minutes, followed by club music and the tables were moved out of the way.
Very different than the salon rojo experience i had 2 years ago where there was a steady lineup of girls looking to talk to you.
There were about 15 or so chicas in there, all sitting around, and none making any real effort to make eye contact, or talk to me.
Very strange for havana. A few looked over with some curiousity.
I sat and scoped the room for the one I really liked, but hard to choose when they are all sitting down.
I figured I would change my location and stand at the bar. Making it easier to approch me.
Within 3 minutes, a super hot blonde came over and chatted me up. Exacty my type. Tall (in high heels), 21 years old, and thin.
Wow. OK, I'm good with this one. We danced a bit, we went outside to talk a little as the music in this place is crazy loud.
Normally i like to spend more time in the club, but as it was already 12:30, when she asked to go to a casa, I said yes right away.
I learned my lesson long ago about not talking about cash right away, so I asked how much? $120. I laughed, and said she was crazy.
She looked surprised that I thought that was a lot of money. It must be my millionaire good looks.
I said $50 and she had the look of horror on her face! She came back with $80, and I said OK. Only because she was a total 9/10 for me.
That being said, I always told myself "never get the 9's & 10's as the service is normally poor" I tell this to everyone. And here I am.
Going against my own advice. Ahhhh cuba. It will make you crazy.
Anyways. Get to the room, undress her. Jaw dropping amazing body. Super hard ass, and perfect.
Service was good, not amazing but pretty good. I left happy. (picture is attached).
Night 2:
After a day of salsa lessons, and sitting round doing pretty much nothing, I thought i would take my teachers advice and go to.
La Gruta with her to practice my skills. Bad move. Hold crap these people are good at salsa. I am OK, but they play really fast songs.
So unless you are very good, forget going there. I need to practice more in a smaller less hardcore club. Many gringas with Cuba dudes.
Who can dance very well. In salsa, if the guy can dance, he can pretty much make a girl who is so-so, look good.
The man leads. Thats it.
I stayed there for 2 hours, and got bored. I parted ways with my teacher, and caught a cab.
The driver asked what i wanted to do. I sid to find a hot chica. He said he knew one and he would introduce me. Great! Lets go.
We drove upto a small cafeteria, with 8 or so people standing around, and a few chicas. He called the one over and she was surprisingly cute!
She said $80, I said $50. She agreed and we left for a casa.
I have learned through experience and also read many many many times online to never ever pay first. Even jonesie stresses.
This in his e-book. Just read it a few days ago.
We get to the room, and she says. Money please. "sorry, I pay after, its my rule" I said. "I have it, don't worry".
Nope. "you pay now, that's my rule" she says.
OK, so now I have a choice to make. Pay her and (most likely) have a shitty and brief encounter, or stand my ground.
As they normally back off their position.
I said no thanks, and started getting dressed. She also starting getting dressed. I could not believe that she would give up.
$50 on principal. Well, she did. And we got into the taxi and dropped her off at her house (nearby).
I will just file this one as $50 saved, as I am pretty sure the service level would have been non-existent.
Cost me $25 for the casa though! That's it, from now on, I will say that I pay only after before I even leave the club.
That way, if she says no, I can choose another one.
This is the very first time this has ever happened to me, and was very strange indeed.
The night would become even stranger as I would find out soon enough.
The taxi guy drops me off at the Parque Central and I decide to walk down Obispo to find a girl I had spoken to early in.
The day. This dude stopped me earlier and said that he has a girl for me. She walked over and was very cute.
But she "looked" poor and abused. Not physically abused, but I think this dude was in charge and using her as his retirement fund.
I don't like using girls that come with a pimp, but it was already 2:30 am, and I had nothing to show for it.
Went looking for them, but I could not find them anymore. Gone to bed I guess.
In a last effort, I walked down the main road "Paseo de Marti" (where the capital building is) towards the malecon.
And just a little past the Parque Central hotel is a little cafetaria, with people standing in and around it.
I go over to see what's going on and there were a few cute chicas in there.
A 24 yr old black girl comes over to me and wants to know if I would like a massage. Sure I said. What about sex?
Sure she said. Of course if you want it. $80. No way I said. $60. Nope. $30 I say.
Por favor $40. She is begging now. OK, fine. What's $10. Lets go.
Here's where it gets interesting.
She says. Lets take a bicicle taxi to a casa nearby.
OK I say. But there are police around, it would be better if we take separate taxis no?
She agrees, and she tells the driver where to go. Behind el Capitolio. Apartment building # (whatever). Wait there.
I leave, and she leaves also after 1 minute. I see her in the bicicle taxi far behind me.
Then, I can't see them any more. I wait 5 minutes. Still nothing.
Then, a police car is driving up the street. I go inside the building entrance just to stay out of sight.
I peek and see the car stop and the cops get out. They are coming this way. Ah shit! Now what?
So, I decide to walk out and meet them in the doorway of the building. They ask me what I am doing here. (all in Spanish).
I speak fair Spanish, and can understand them, but I pretend that I don't understand well.
They ask if I am waiting for a chica. I play dumb. I tell them that the girl and taxi driver said there is a party here.
And I was invited. They laugh and say, no party. Just trouble.
They ask were I am staying, and I tell them. Then they offer to drive me back to the hotel! LOL.
I get into the back of the cop car (lada) and they drop me off at the hotel! What service! I thought I would have to walk it.
I am assuming that the chica spent the night in jail. As normal for the girls who get pinched.
I cut my losses and went to bed.
Night 3:
After another day at the salsa school, and had a nap and then went to dinner on on of the cross streets from obispo.
Great lobster, shrimp and fish meal with a mojito for $10. Great price, and very good.
After eating i took a walk down to plaza vieja and did a loop back to the hotel. 2 cute chicas passed by me while on a side street and asked me where I was going?
I said "nowhere", and continued the conversation. They wanted me to go with them to a casa for $30 each.
Normally whenever i have had a 3 some in Cuba, it has not been a great experience. This time was a success.
One was skinny with a cute hard ass, and the other had big tits, with a curvy ass that screamed to be punished!
It was great, and after an hour or so, (not sure) I got their numbers and left.
They didn't want thier pictures taken, so i took one when she wasnt looking. Too bad I couldn't have shown you all her amazing tits!
(see attached).
My friends were due in soon, so I went back to the hotel to meet them.
Part 2:
After my buddies all arrived and got settled in, they wanted to go somewhere. I had planned on taking them to Salon Rojo as in the past I.
Have had an awesome time on a Thursday night there. I checked again. Closed! Shit.
OK, Don Cangrejo it is. It had just stopped raining, (rained every day between 2-6).
When we got there, there were approx 20 chicas sitting around in the back, far from the stage area. They.
Did not attenpt to get up and come over, but it only takes a wink or a nod to have them at our table.
I had already used up all of my energy in the early evening, so I was not interested in choosing anyone, but we all had.
Some cute chicas to sit with and drink rum with for 2-3 hours, and listen to music.
Everyone was tired from the trip, and decided to go back and start the next day rested.
Night 4:
Everyone raves about casa de musica in Miramar, so we wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
We had dinner first and then went over at around 11:00.
When we got there, approx 10 chicas swarmed the car and tried to get our attention. They all want.
The tourists to pay the $20 entry fee into the club. There were some difinate hotties, but we thought.
There would be more talent inside.
Went in and found the place dead. We ordered bottles of rum for our table, and waited. 12:00 midnight.
Still nothing really. The staff were telling us that its not a great place actually for chicas?
I have never heard this. Has something changed?
We got bored, and opted to back to Don Cangrejo. Dead also, but not too bad. I guess the rain was killing the moods of the.
Girls to come out and party. Still managed to find some great chicas. Some of our friends didn't want to go to a private house (casa).
And opted to call it a night. Me and a close friend ended up in a casa close by, with 2 rooms.
Great night was had by all, and we headed home at 4:00 am (picture attached).
Night 5:
*I should before explaining the night, tell you what happened in the afternoon.
All of my friends wanted to watch the soccer game at 2:00 pm. I hate sports, so I thought I would.
Take a walk down the center of the main street (Paseo de Marti) near central park (Parque Central). It goes all the way down to the.
Malecon (sea wall) and then you can walk the malecon for 8 km if you choose.
While walking, a very cute chica was walking with her grandmother. She walked next to me for a long time, slowing.
And keeping pace with me the whole way. We exchanged glances, and finally she crossed the street and just before she disappeared from view.
She waved me over.
I crosed th street and found her in a pharmacy. We chatted and I asked her if she wanted to have a beer with me.
Yes, of course. So we go.
After a few hours of drinking, I dropped her off at her house, and she insisted on getting me to meet the mother, uncle, sister (super hot).
And family dog. Haha.
We made plans to go to Salon Rojo that night together.
Last night there. Saturday night.
Salon rojo was said to be open tonight, and had a famous band playing later on.
We ended up there after 10:00 pm, and the place was dead. Picked up quickly, although tons of Cuban couples.
Must be because of the entertainment. Not too many single girls but a few.
I am not sure what's going on with this place, but it seems to have changed it's mojo. Maybe someone else can comment on this change?
I was only there for a few days and have limited experience with it. I want the "old" salon rojo back!
Anyways, we stayed for a few hours. Band was OK. Seemed like the cubas really liked it. My friends found some single chicas.
To hang with, but as said. 80% couples.
I took my chica to a casa and stayed there until early morning. Flight was early, so no sleeping in for me and no morning fun either.
Well, that's it for my Havana trip for this time.
Hope it was minorly entertaining.
Syncmaster
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The Tall Man
06-24-15, 02:37
Hey Sync, good report but you did not post any photos?
A few questions which could help me on my first visit next month:
1. Are there many mosquito's in Havana? I understand in the beach resorts they are plentiful but how about Havana.
2. I have read in many posts about the quantity and quality of girls at the Solon Rojo, what happened? Closed? Can someone with recent travel experience comment please?
3. What did you pay per night at Parque Central hotel? Why is staying at a hotel your preference? Why not a private casa?
4. Very important. Do the casas have great air conditioning? When you used it for your play pin with your girl was it comfortable?
5. At Don Cangrejo, do you pay for a table complete with bottle of rum? Cost?
6. My Spanish is on a 1-10 scale a 3 or 4 at best, lets get serious the girls know what we want, will it be hard to communicate and negotiate the services?
7. I like the idea of walking the Malecon searching for a girl. I get that this is a late night (as in midnight and after) event but question is how plentiful or successful is it finding a cute quality friendly girl in this venue?
8. I have 7 or 8 days planned, for my first visit would you recommend just hanging in Havana or explore some of the other areas?
Finally. Any other suggestions for a first timer are welcomed.
Again great report!
The Tall Man.
Traveled to Havana in June 2015 with some friends for a long weekend of fun. They had never been there before, and.
They wanted to see it before the Americans fuck it up. We actually saw and spoke to many Americans while there.
And they actually also agreed that they will screw it up if given the chance. Another Puerto Rico.
Lets hope the Cubans don't give it all up, and keep their own identity.
Anyways. Here is my story.
First night was a tuesday night. Plane landed at 9:00 pm as normal for Air Canada, and I went to the Parque Central hotel to check in.
I don't use casas for long term stays. I rather stay in a nice hotel, and only use the casas for the 1-2 hours that i need.
Night 1:
Once checked in, showered and dressed up a little, I headed over to Salon Rojo as I have had great times there in the past on pretty much.
Any night of the week. Arrived in a taxi, and the doors were closed. Other taxi drivers that were hanging around there said.
That it was going to be closed until saturday night. I found this strange as it had always been open daily before.
Especially thursday night! My friends were all arriving on Thursday, and i had planed on going here with them.
Nope. Closed. Weird.
OK, change of plans. Taxi driver suggested Dos Gardenias in Miramar or Don Cangrejo. Never been to either, but I chose.
Dos Gardenias as it was raining and Don Cangrejo is an outdoor club.
Arrived at 11:00 pm, and it was pretty quiet. Looks like a comedy club set up. Small tables, and a stage on one wall.
There was a guy singing, and this lasted for about 45 minutes, followed by club music and the tables were moved out of the way.
Very different than the salon rojo experience i had 2 years ago where there was a steady lineup of girls looking to talk to you.
There were about 15 or so chicas in there, all sitting around, and none making any real effort to make eye contact, or talk to me.
Very strange for havana. A few looked over with some curiousity.
I sat and scoped the room for the one I really liked, but hard to choose when they are all sitting down.
I figured I would change my location and stand at the bar. Making it easier to approch me.
Within 3 minutes, a super hot blonde came over and chatted me up. Exacty my type. Tall (in high heels), 21 years old, and thin.
Wow. OK, I'm good with this one. We danced a bit, we went outside to talk a little as the music in this place is crazy loud.
Normally i like to spend more time in the club, but as it was already 12:30, when she asked to go to a casa, I said yes right away.
I learned my lesson long ago about not talking about cash right away, so I asked how much? $120. I laughed, and said she was crazy.
She looked surprised that I thought that was a lot of money. It must be my millionaire good looks.
I said $50 and she had the look of horror on her face! She came back with $80, and I said OK. Only because she was a total 9/10 for me.
That being said, I always told myself "never get the 9's & 10's as the service is normally poor" I tell this to everyone. And here I am.
Going against my own advice. Ahhhh cuba. It will make you crazy.
Anyways. Get to the room, undress her. Jaw dropping amazing body. Super hard ass, and perfect.
Service was good, not amazing but pretty good. I left happy. (picture is attached).
Night 2:
After a day of salsa lessons, and sitting round doing pretty much nothing, I thought i would take my teachers advice and go to.
La Gruta with her to practice my skills. Bad move. Hold crap these people are good at salsa. I am OK, but they play really fast songs.
So unless you are very good, forget going there. I need to practice more in a smaller less hardcore club. Many gringas with Cuba dudes.
Who can dance very well. In salsa, if the guy can dance, he can pretty much make a girl who is so-so, look good.
The man leads. Thats it.
I stayed there for 2 hours, and got bored. I parted ways with my teacher, and caught a cab.
The driver asked what i wanted to do. I sid to find a hot chica. He said he knew one and he would introduce me. Great! Lets go.
We drove upto a small cafeteria, with 8 or so people standing around, and a few chicas. He called the one over and she was surprisingly cute!
She said $80, I said $50. She agreed and we left for a casa.
I have learned through experience and also read many many many times online to never ever pay first. Even jonesie stresses.
This in his e-book. Just read it a few days ago.
We get to the room, and she says. Money please. "sorry, I pay after, its my rule" I said. "I have it, don't worry".
Nope. "you pay now, that's my rule" she says.
OK, so now I have a choice to make. Pay her and (most likely) have a shitty and brief encounter, or stand my ground.
As they normally back off their position.
I said no thanks, and started getting dressed. She also starting getting dressed. I could not believe that she would give up.
$50 on principal. Well, she did. And we got into the taxi and dropped her off at her house (nearby).
I will just file this one as $50 saved, as I am pretty sure the service level would have been non-existent.
Cost me $25 for the casa though! That's it, from now on, I will say that I pay only after before I even leave the club.
That way, if she says no, I can choose another one.
This is the very first time this has ever happened to me, and was very strange indeed.
The night would become even stranger as I would find out soon enough.
The taxi guy drops me off at the Parque Central and I decide to walk down Obispo to find a girl I had spoken to early in.
The day. This dude stopped me earlier and said that he has a girl for me. She walked over and was very cute.
But she "looked" poor and abused. Not physically abused, but I think this dude was in charge and using her as his retirement fund.
I don't like using girls that come with a pimp, but it was already 2:30 am, and I had nothing to show for it.
Went looking for them, but I could not find them anymore. Gone to bed I guess.
In a last effort, I walked down the main road "Paseo de Marti" (where the capital building is) towards the malecon.
And just a little past the Parque Central hotel is a little cafetaria, with people standing in and around it.
I go over to see what's going on and there were a few cute chicas in there.
A 24 yr old black girl comes over to me and wants to know if I would like a massage. Sure I said. What about sex?
Sure she said. Of course if you want it. $80. No way I said. $60. Nope. $30 I say.
Por favor $40. She is begging now. OK, fine. What's $10. Lets go.
Here's where it gets interesting.
She says. Lets take a bicicle taxi to a casa nearby.
OK I say. But there are police around, it would be better if we take separate taxis no?
She agrees, and she tells the driver where to go. Behind el Capitolio. Apartment building # (whatever). Wait there.
I leave, and she leaves also after 1 minute. I see her in the bicicle taxi far behind me.
Then, I can't see them any more. I wait 5 minutes. Still nothing.
Then, a police car is driving up the street. I go inside the building entrance just to stay out of sight.
I peek and see the car stop and the cops get out. They are coming this way. Ah shit! Now what?
So, I decide to walk out and meet them in the doorway of the building. They ask me what I am doing here. (all in Spanish).
I speak fair Spanish, and can understand them, but I pretend that I don't understand well.
They ask if I am waiting for a chica. I play dumb. I tell them that the girl and taxi driver said there is a party here.
And I was invited. They laugh and say, no party. Just trouble.
They ask were I am staying, and I tell them. Then they offer to drive me back to the hotel! LOL.
I get into the back of the cop car (lada) and they drop me off at the hotel! What service! I thought I would have to walk it.
I am assuming that the chica spent the night in jail. As normal for the girls who get pinched.
I cut my losses and went to bed.
Night 3:
After another day at the salsa school, and had a nap and then went to dinner on on of the cross streets from obispo.
Great lobster, shrimp and fish meal with a mojito for $10. Great price, and very good.
After eating i took a walk down to plaza vieja and did a loop back to the hotel. 2 cute chicas passed by me while on a side street and asked me where I was going?
I said "nowhere", and continued the conversation. They wanted me to go with them to a casa for $30 each.
Normally whenever i have had a 3 some in Cuba, it has not been a great experience. This time was a success.
One was skinny with a cute hard ass, and the other had big tits, with a curvy ass that screamed to be punished!
It was great, and after an hour or so, (not sure) I got their numbers and left.
They didn't want thier pictures taken, so i took one when she wasnt looking. Too bad I couldn't have shown you all her amazing tits!
(see attached).
My friends were due in soon, so I went back to the hotel to meet them.
Part 2:
After my buddies all arrived and got settled in, they wanted to go somewhere. I had planned on taking them to Salon Rojo as in the past I.
Have had an awesome time on a Thursday night there. I checked again. Closed! Shit.
OK, Don Cangrejo it is. It had just stopped raining, (rained every day between 2-6).
When we got there, there were approx 20 chicas sitting around in the back, far from the stage area. They.
Did not attenpt to get up and come over, but it only takes a wink or a nod to have them at our table.
I had already used up all of my energy in the early evening, so I was not interested in choosing anyone, but we all had.
Some cute chicas to sit with and drink rum with for 2-3 hours, and listen to music.
Everyone was tired from the trip, and decided to go back and start the next day rested.
Night 4:
Everyone raves about casa de musica in Miramar, so we wanted to see what the fuss was all about.
We had dinner first and then went over at around 11:00.
When we got there, approx 10 chicas swarmed the car and tried to get our attention. They all want.
The tourists to pay the $20 entry fee into the club. There were some difinate hotties, but we thought.
There would be more talent inside.
Went in and found the place dead. We ordered bottles of rum for our table, and waited. 12:00 midnight.
Still nothing really. The staff were telling us that its not a great place actually for chicas?
I have never heard this. Has something changed?
We got bored, and opted to back to Don Cangrejo. Dead also, but not too bad. I guess the rain was killing the moods of the.
Girls to come out and party. Still managed to find some great chicas. Some of our friends didn't want to go to a private house (casa).
And opted to call it a night. Me and a close friend ended up in a casa close by, with 2 rooms.
Great night was had by all, and we headed home at 4:00 am (picture attached).
Night 5:
*I should before explaining the night, tell you what happened in the afternoon.
All of my friends wanted to watch the soccer game at 2:00 pm. I hate sports, so I thought I would.
Take a walk down the center of the main street (Paseo de Marti) near central park (Parque Central). It goes all the way down to the.
Malecon (sea wall) and then you can walk the malecon for 8 km if you choose.
While walking, a very cute chica was walking with her grandmother. She walked next to me for a long time, slowing.
And keeping pace with me the whole way. We exchanged glances, and finally she crossed the street and just before she disappeared from view.
She waved me over.
I crosed th street and found her in a pharmacy. We chatted and I asked her if she wanted to have a beer with me.
Yes, of course. So we go.
After a few hours of drinking, I dropped her off at her house, and she insisted on getting me to meet the mother, uncle, sister (super hot).
And family dog. Haha.
We made plans to go to Salon Rojo that night together.
Last night there. Saturday night.
Salon rojo was said to be open tonight, and had a famous band playing later on.
We ended up there after 10:00 pm, and the place was dead. Picked up quickly, although tons of Cuban couples.
Must be because of the entertainment. Not too many single girls but a few.
I am not sure what's going on with this place, but it seems to have changed it's mojo. Maybe someone else can comment on this change?
I was only there for a few days and have limited experience with it. I want the "old" salon rojo back!
Anyways, we stayed for a few hours. Band was OK. Seemed like the cubas really liked it. My friends found some single chicas.
To hang with, but as said. 80% couples.
I took my chica to a casa and stayed there until early morning. Flight was early, so no sleeping in for me and no morning fun either.
Well, that's it for my Havana trip for this time.
Hope it was minorly entertaining.
Syncmaster
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Syncmaster305
06-24-15, 03:08
Hello there Tall man,
I did attach pictures, I don't know why they didn't come through.
I will try again in this post.
I will try to answer your questions.
1. I only really felt mosquitoes when sitting outside in a restaurant with a lot of trees and bushes nearby. Not really in the main urban parts though.
2. as mentioned, I am stunned also that Salon Rojo is closed most days. Maybe someone else can add something.
3. Parque central is very comfortable and great breakfast buffet. Casas are OK. I am happy with a few hours in one.
4. most casa have Air Con.
5. I don't remember what we paid for the rum sorry. Can't be a lot.
6. Spanish is very practical there. But many speak some English. You are at a disadvantage if you don't speak Spanish though.
7. I don't walk the malecon at night really. Especially alone.
8. I hear Guanabo is a nice area nearby. I think I may try it out sometime.
Hey Sync, good report but you did not post any photos?
A few questions which could help me on my first visit next month:
1. Are there many mosquito's in Havana? I understand in the beach resorts they are plentiful but how about Havana.
2. I have read in many posts about the quantity and quality of girls at the Solon Rojo, what happened? Closed? Can someone with recent travel experience comment please?
3. What did you pay per night at Parque Central hotel? Why is staying at a hotel your preference? Why not a private casa?
4. Very important. Do the casas have great air conditioning? When you used it for your play pin with your girl was it comfortable?.
KiteRunner2015
06-25-15, 00:48
Great report, sad to hear about Salon Rojo not popping anymore.
The Tall Man
06-27-15, 18:49
Great report, sad to hear about Salon Rojo not popping anymore.Thanks Sync,
Does anyone else have recent info about Salon Jojo? And and more suggestions to my question?
Thanks in advance.
The Tall Man.
KiteRunner2015
06-28-15, 12:01
Thanks Sync,
Does anyone else have recent info about Salon Jojo? And and more suggestions to my question?
Thanks in advance.
The Tall Man.I am not going back until April 2016,just like SYNC said the Guanabo area could be fun and a lot of fellas do some of their hunting there. Other than that, I don't really have much experience with other areas other than Varadero and we can all agree that it is not hunting friendly.
KiteRunner2015
06-28-15, 12:06
Here are some oldies I found while going through my Hard Drive guys, Enjoy.
KiteRunner2015
06-28-15, 12:10
Here are some Badoo Girls, Badoo is still a hit or miss in my opinion. Seems like so very few of these girls actually have internet connection that it gets annoying and forever to get in contact with them.
KiteRunner2015
06-28-15, 12:16
Some more pics, I am kind of pissed because the ones I took on my trip last year. I saved them on a thumb drive so that my wife wouldn't find them. But it got lost, hopefully next year I can bring some new pics here.
KiteRunner2015
06-28-15, 12:21
Some more attached.
Some more attached.Oh!. What a set of photos.
Great.
BeersTerry
06-28-15, 19:12
$20 for Casa de la Musica! Holy Shit! Unless there was a name group playing, that price is outrageous.
Surprised you did not try La Cecilia where there are usually wall to wall girls, or even Johnny's (what used to be called Johnny's or Rio Club or Club Irakere or whatever it is called now).
Don't know what is going on with Salon Rojo either. Last time I tried was during the Summit of the Americas. Cops were keeping the streets "clean" due to the number of television crews in town.
Guanabo is fun when it is hot out. That means nothing much going on Dec / Jan / Feb.
Travel2040
06-28-15, 22:58
I think at this moment Bolabana and Shangri La are the most popular places in Havana? Don Cangrejo, Dos Gardenias, La Cecilia, Jhonny's, El Gato Tuerto and Casa De La Musica are also good places? Last time I visited Havana (March 2015) I was disappointed about Salon Rojo. Not so good it seems to be some years ago and a lot of hardcore girls visited the place. I also found the area a little bit unsafe? Questionable people hanging around in the streets and have a lot of things to offer you.
KiteRunner2015
06-29-15, 00:29
$20 for Casa de la Musica! Holy Shit! Unless there was a name group playing, that price is outrageous.
Surprised you did not try La Cecilia where there are usually wall to wall girls, or even Johnny's (what used to be called Johnny's or Rio Club or Club Irakere or whatever it is called now).
Don't know what is going on with Salon Rojo either. Last time I tried was during the Summit of the Americas. Cops were keeping the streets "clean" due to the number of television crews in town.
Guanabo is fun when it is hot out. That means nothing much going on Dec / Jan / Feb.I went to Johnny's once and it was dead according to the bouncer, I ended up at something called El Turquino (Wow what a mistake). Is there a specific day of the week that you recommend going to Johnny's?
Don't waste your time and money in Cuba because Castro cleaned up the streets over 12 years ago.
If you think that the lifting of the embargo is going to turn Cuba into a massive brothel than you are mistaken.
Go to Colombia or the DR.
to Havana in June 2015 with some friends for a long weekend of fun. They had never been there before, and.
They wanted to see it before the Americans fuck it up. We actually saw and spoke to many Americans while there.
And they actually also agreed that they will screw it up if given the chance. Another Puerto Rico.
Lets hope the Cubans don't give it all up, and keep their own identity.
Anyways. Here is my story.
Great report. Question:
Casas: I stayed in casas before but not mongered in them. I assume the girls knew where to go for mongering casas?
KiteRunner2015
07-04-15, 17:41
A few more pics guys attached.
The Tall Man
07-05-15, 16:43
A few more pics guys attached.Very nice! Thanks for sharing. This provides a real genuine expectation of the Cuban girls.
The Tall Man.
Heading to Varadero and Havana at the end of this week. Any tips on picking up women or places to hit? I am going there with a Spanish speaking non-mongering friend.
Sammytheman
07-06-15, 19:27
Heading to Varadero and Havana at the end of this week. Any tips on picking up women or places to hit? I am going there with a Spanish speaking non-mongering friend.Just start reading the posts. There are TONS of information.
Travel2040
07-07-15, 01:56
Heading to Varadero and Havana at the end of this week. Any tips on picking up women or places to hit? I am going there with a Spanish speaking non-mongering friend.I think Bolabana and Shangri La are the "hottest" places in Havana at this time? Both places have tons of beautiful girls that are looking for friendly tourists. Just be patient and use your time to find a girl you feel that you have a good connection with. Popular clubs in Havana also attracts "hardcore" girls that like to fool tourists. Just take some precautions and if you bring girls to your room that you don't know very well be careful with your valuables. Cuba is in generally a very safe country and probably the safest country to visit in South-America.
Heading to Varadero and Havana at the end of this week. Any tips on picking up women or places to hit? I am going there with a Spanish speaking non-mongering friend.You can find girls anywhere in Havana, I usually don't like to pick up girls from clubs in Havana, because they charge double the rate than the girls on avenue 23 or Malecon. I have pick up girls from Malecon, old havana, China town just walk around during the day or early evening and you will find girls or better girls will find you.
I've been to Havana before, about 5 years ago, but I plan on taking a "guy" trip at the end of this month. I've booked a package deal with a hotel in Central Havana so I have a home base of sorts. I am travelling alone and I speak little to no Spanish, and I have also read about 90 pages in this thread. But I still have questions about Casa's.
So Casa's. I realize I am going to need one. How do you find one when you are actually there? And what am I looking for, independent, private entrance, no sign ins, etc? Book for a week or daily? Suggestions would be nice, but I realize they are valuable trade-like secrets, and I don't want to be the ass hat that ruins something good for someone else.
Thanks in advance.
Travel2040
07-08-15, 13:58
You can find girls anywhere in Havana, I usually don't like to pick up girls from clubs in Havana, because they charge double the rate than the girls on avenue 23 or Malecon. I have pick up girls from Malecon, old havana, China town just walk around during the day or early evening and you will find girls or better girls will find you.Yes it's correct. In Cuba you don't need to go to Clubs to find girls. Parks, streets, restaurants, events, markets, shops and other places are probably better to find normal and cheaper girls. Personally I have very good experience to find girls in the streets Avendida De LOS Presidente / La Rampa (Calle 23). In the area around the Hotel Melia Cohiba you also have some good places. At the Gas Station you have a meeting place outsider who attracts a lot of people close to the shopping center Galerias De Paseo. In the same street you also will find some restaurants, bars and clubs. Malecon is also a good place to meet girls and in the evening I like very much to have a walk at Malecon to feel the sea. In the city of Havana I personally like the street Obispo to find girls.
Travel2040
07-08-15, 14:07
One of my special friend when I visit Havana!
A few more pics guys attached.This set of photos are more exciting.
Viva Cuba.
So I decided I wanted to stay in the Vedado area, close to La Rampa. I will have a hotel but am looking for a good private casa with a private entrance and off-site landlords. Is La Rampa a good area? I hear the night life is pretty good and has some good jazz clubs also in the area.
Thank you.
So I decided I wanted to stay in the Vedado area, close to La Rampa. I will have a hotel but am looking for a good private casa with a private entrance and off-site landlords. Is La Rampa a good area? I hear the night life is pretty good and has some good jazz clubs also in the area.
Thank you.La Rampa is a great area. Ask the security at the lobby how much is to invite a guest (acompañante Cubana). Maybe you won't need a casa unless you are onto sports fucking. Casas without landlords exist but are scarce, and landlords actually may serve some purpose to screen out girls, to hold on to carnets, to place a phone call, to make an introduction. So I would not disregard casas with in-site owners.
La Rampa is a great area. Ask the security at the lobby how much is to invite a guest (acompaante Cubana). Maybe you won't need a casa unless you are onto sports fucking. Casas without landlords exist but are scarce, and landlords actually may serve some purpose to screen out girls, to hold on to carnets, to place a phone call, to make an introduction. So I would not disregard casas with in-site owners.I've seen one that looks interesting and it has a private entrance, nothing shared, but it looks like the owners live in an adjoining unit? Guests allowed, it says. Would that mean I would have to knock on their door every time I brought a girl back to get them to sign in? Everything I've read says that girls run for the hills if they have to sign in.
I am totally new at this and any help is appreciated.
KiteRunner2015
07-11-15, 12:24
Few more fellas.
Few more fellas.In both Rampa and vedado you can get cubanas.
Different coulrs, Races and Textures are there.
Here I like the Dark one who covers herself with a white sheet.
UC.
I've seen one that looks interesting and it has a private entrance, nothing shared, but it looks like the owners live in an adjoining unit? Guests allowed, it says. Would that mean I would have to knock on their door every time I brought a girl back to get them to sign in? Everything I've read says that girls run for the hills if they have to sign in.
I am totally new at this and any help is appreciated.No, you rent and get the keys. However the owners may insist on signing them in a guest book. It basically protects you and the owner. If she refuses to produce a legitimate and legible carnet for you at least to witness, then it should be you 'running for the hill'. The last thing you need is her being without a carnet ever issued, or her stealing from the casa.
Few more fellas.What beach is that at the girl with yellow bathing suit?
No, you rent and get the keys. However the owners may insist on signing them in a guest book. It basically protects you and the owner. If she refuses to produce a legitimate and legible carnet for you at least to witness, then it should be you 'running for the hill'. The last thing you need is her being without a carnet ever issued, or her stealing from the casa.Great reply Questner. I have been preaching for years for guys to rent a hotel for one day and walk around to inspect the casas. What's advertised is usually what you don't get on the Internet. Casa living can be hard on some guys, bars on the window, no air conditioning, no maids for daily cleaning etc.
Don't believe what you read about Cubans wanting to show you the culture, they want you to give them money and get the hell out of their house. If they are showing you the culture they are going to over-charge you for it. Finding the right Casa with the correct chemistry with the owners takes time and patience which most guys here don't have. Actually the benefit about Cuba that protects us from being ripped off is that girls have to acknowledge who they are, otherwise guys would be posting here that Cubanas are no good.
Travel2040
07-12-15, 07:23
So I decided I wanted to stay in the Vedado area, close to La Rampa. I will have a hotel but am looking for a good private casa with a private entrance and off-site landlords. Is La Rampa a good area? I hear the night life is pretty good and has some good jazz clubs also in the area.
Thank you.Vedado is a very nice area! I rent a casa in the street Avendida De LOS Presidente on the 13th floor. From the building it is 250 meters to walk and you are in Calle 23 (La Rampa). Both streets (Avendida De LOS Presidente and La Rampa) have action and especially in the night and weekends. Here is a view from my apartment in Cuba.
KiteRunner2015
07-12-15, 18:55
What beach is that at the girl with yellow bathing suit?Playas del Este.
Great reply Questner. I have been preaching for years for guys to rent a hotel for one day and walk around to inspect the casas. What's advertised is usually what you don't get on the Internet. Casa living can be hard on some guys, bars on the window, no air conditioning, no maids for daily cleaning etc.
Don't believe what you read about Cubans wanting to show you the culture, they want you to give them money and get the hell out of their house. If they are showing you the culture they are going to over-charge you for it. Finding the right Casa with the correct chemistry with the owners takes time and patience which most guys here don't have. Actually the benefit about Cuba that protects us from being ripped off is that girls have to acknowledge who they are, otherwise guys would be posting here that Cubanas are no good.That's actually very helpful. How do you actually find and inspect the casa's once you are in Cuba? I am staying in a real shithole hotel in Vedado but with flight it cost me $550 Canadian. So it's only a starting point. So do I hire a driver or walk around or what? I've been to Havana before and I really liked the area around the Capitolio (and I ate at LOS Nardos everyday, LOL). But I love live music and jazz in particular. I am solo travelling and a young guy so I hope to meet a few nice ladies during my stay.
Thanks again!
That's actually very helpful. How do you actually find and inspect the casa's once you are in Cuba? I am staying in a real shithole hotel in Vedado but with flight it cost me $550 Canadian. So it's only a starting point. So do I hire a driver or walk around or what? I've been to Havana before and I really liked the area around the Capitolio (and I ate at LOS Nardos everyday, LOL). But I love live music and jazz in particular. I am solo travelling and a young guy so I hope to meet a few nice ladies during my stay.
Thanks again!I was very lucky my first trip to Cuba because the first girl that I fucked also spoke English. She spent the afternoon walking around with me to see casas, and we found a very nice one with a private entrance. My last trip in February we found a better option which Grownman used. We found a bici guy who spoke English and he whipped out his phone and within 5 minutes we were off to look at 3 private casas. My suggestion is to find a bici guy (that speaks English) and tell him you are looking for a casa. Don't over play your hand by offering him money to take you around, let him pickup on the opportunity to not lose out on this deal. He will tell you to get in and take you around because he will get his cut from the casa owner.
I'm very particular with my casas. I don't want to be above the second floor because I don't trust the elevators in Cuba. One place we looked at was on the 7th floor and when you entered the elevator the control panel was actually hanging outside of the wall. I had to pickup the control panel and with the other hand press the floor number. Most casas have bars on the window if its a lower floor and usually the entrance is also the only exit. I view these as fire traps. Every casa I've had didn't have immediate hot water, usually you had some kind of contraption where you had to light a flame or flick a switch. You are lucky if you get fresh sheets every 3 days. Cubans don't knock when they enter the casa they just bust in, I've been caught fucking twice because of this. When you take a girl to the casa and she sees the house phone don't let her use it till after you fuck. These girls will take advantage of the situation and call every relative and friend they can. And with a casa you will be lucky to get 3 television channels, sports, old American westerns, and usually a channel to promote togetherness and socialism, so take some DVDs if you have a laptop for down time.
La Zorra y El Cuervo is one of my favorite Jazz clubs on 23 avenue. Its a 5 cuc ride from the capital building.
I've been vacationing in Vedado right across the street from the Melia Cohiba Hotel for 15 years now and the area is dead.
Their is a very strong police presence because of high tourist traffic in this neighborhood. The Malecon is heavily patrolled by Police and for the most part its just teenagers singing, dancing and drinking during the night.
The professionals are mostly in the big discos in Centro Havana hanging with their pimp boyfriends asking for 75 -100 cuc. Its a real hustlers convention so do your homework. The major clubs in Vedado are Johnnys, Jazz Club and Club 1830 all of which are poor choices if you wish to meet girls.
Remember that Castro cleaned up the streets more than 12 years ago and that part time girls are very hard to find unless you have solid contacts otherwise your going to have to settle for hardcore girls in large discos.
The information posted here on Cuba is becoming very sketchy. IMHO.
Travel2040
07-13-15, 03:58
In front of Melia Cohiba you have the Gas Station that have a meeting place outside. Close to this meeting place you also find the shopping center Galerias De Paseo. Habana Cafe and a Jazz Club is also located in the same area. In the evening and night I see many freelancers here. Here you can find very nice girls from 30-100 CUC. I think 50 CUC is normal price here? If you walk down the street Calle 1 ra you also will find more restaurants and open markets where many girls are hanging around. Many girls are looking for company here.
I've been vacationing in Vedado right across the street from the Melia Cohiba Hotel for 15 years now and the area is dead.
Their is a very strong police presence because of high tourist traffic in this neighborhood. The Malecon is heavily patrolled by Police and for the most part its just teenagers singing, dancing and drinking during the night.
The professionals are mostly in the big discos in Centro Havana hanging with their pimp boyfriends asking for 75 -100 cuc. Its a real hustlers convention so do your homework. The major clubs in Vedado are Johnnys, Jazz Club and Club 1830 all of which are poor choices if you wish to meet girls.
Remember that Castro cleaned up the streets more than 12 years ago and that part time girls are very hard to find unless you have solid contacts otherwise your going to have to settle for hardcore girls in large discos.
The information posted here on Cuba is becoming very sketchy. IMHO.This post is spot on, great assessment. For a first timer who speaks no Spanish, doesn't understand the casa situation and has to play cat and mouse games with the police and girls, Cuba is very hard. Vedado is too wide open and as you say the police are everywhere, but its a great place to hangout. Personally I like centro Habana and viejo Habana because it is more of a community where once the people see you and develop a comfort zone with you pussy presents itself from all avenues. If you pay attention in these places you can tap into a local game. For instance; Most girls hanging out in centro Habana and Viejo Habana sitting on their stoop late at night are tricking (good Cubanas are in the house at night). Usually they cater to the bici guys who want quickies for 10 cuc and its a known circuit for the taxi guys. Now once you put yourself on this late night circuit you might limit the amount of normal girls living in your neighborhood to present themselves. Word travels fast in these small communities. Every time you leave your casa girls are paying attention even though they act like they aren't. I usually respect my casa and only take my main girl there but I will occasionally double back to my old casa neighborhood where they know me and get a stoop girl for a quickie but they like to overcharge because I'm a gringo so I never pay more than 20 cuc. Also I usually leave some old shoes or clothing with these stoop girls on my last day in Cuba, and they really appreciate my gesture and happily await my return.
The gringo visiting for a weekend will never have time to develop these relationships.
I've been vacationing in Vedado right across the street from the Melia Cohiba Hotel for 15 years now and the area is dead.IMHO.Not on weekend nights. The place in front of la Galeria is a new meeting point since 2-3 years and gets very crowded. Might be dead from time to time due to a police exercise, but only for a week or two.
Travel2040
07-13-15, 18:41
I've been vacationing in Vedado right across the street from the Melia Cohiba Hotel for 15 years now and the area is dead.
Their is a very strong police presence because of high tourist traffic in this neighborhood. The Malecon is heavily patrolled by Police and for the most part its just teenagers singing, dancing and drinking during the night.
The professionals are mostly in the big discos in Centro Havana hanging with their pimp boyfriends asking for 75 -100 cuc. Its a real hustlers convention so do your homework. The major clubs in Vedado are Johnnys, Jazz Club and Club 1830 all of which are poor choices if you wish to meet girls.
Remember that Castro cleaned up the streets more than 12 years ago and that part time girls are very hard to find unless you have solid contacts otherwise your going to have to settle for hardcore girls in large discos.
The information posted here on Cuba is becoming very sketchy. IMHO.In recent years when I have been visited Cuba I have always have a lot of offers from girls in this area. Many normal girls are hanging around here. My experience is mainly from the evening and night. Of course this could depend of the Police situation in Cuba but I think this place is a regular meeting point for many people. My apartment it's located in the Avendida De LOS Presidente a street some blocks Away from this area and in the evening I often go out for a walk to feel the sea from Malecon or to have Internet Service at Hotel Presidente. Hotel Presidente has now Internet with fiber optic and the speed is rather fast.
Remember that a lot of wealthy educated Cubans live in Vedado and they don't want their neighborhood image tarnished.
I know this because the casa where I stay is owned by two Cuban doctors. The mall across the street (Galleria Paseo) does attract a lot of pretty girls but very few of them are looking for tourists.
For guys who don't have much time to spend looking for women in Havana expect to pay up if you want quality.
Things take time in Cuba and there's a lot of cat and mouse games that transpire when hunting for local talent.
It can be very frustrating but I've gotten used to it.
So I am all booked and good to go for the end of the month. Very excited. I found a nice private casa in Old Havana, close to Obispo and Parque Central. I am more of a day game kinda guy so I am hoping to meet girls in the park and on the streets in this area, take them back to my casa for maybe an hour or so. I have an electronic translator and can make due that way. My Spanish sucks and I am not Don Juan so I am assuming most of my adventures will be with at least semi-pros. But like I said, I like doing "stuff" during the day. My nights will be spent chica-free enjoying the jazz and clubs, etc.
So do you guys have any tips, suggestions, and maybe give me some ideas on what I can expect? Is my plan realistic?
Thanks in advance.
So I am all booked and good to go for the end of the month. Very excited. I found a nice private casa in Old Havana, close to Obispo and Parque Central. I am more of a day game kinda guy so I am hoping to meet girls in the park and on the streets in this area, take them back to my casa for maybe an hour or so. I have an electronic translator and can make due that way. My Spanish sucks and I am not Don Juan so I am assuming most of my adventures will be with at least semi-pros. But like I said, I like doing "stuff" during the day. My nights will be spent chica-free enjoying the jazz and clubs, etc.
So do you guys have any tips, suggestions, and maybe give me some ideas on what I can expect? Is my plan realistic?
Thanks in advance.I would say that you should reverse it. Go to the clubs and jazz spots and meet girls and ask them if you can get their number to invite them back to your place the next day for a romp. You will meet a few pros on Prada and Bispo during the day but they will probably be hardcore. If you are only looking for an hour to fuck you may not be able to enjoy the beauty of really fucking a Cubana. Cubanas like to be seduced and fucked hard and long, sometimes with back to back sessions. A Cubana once told me she feels inadequate if a guy doesn't have two orgasms or more. Eat your wheaties, do some push ups and do some cardio to get ready, because the Cuban girls will be ready.
Travel2040
07-17-15, 04:51
So I am all booked and good to go for the end of the month. Very excited. I found a nice private casa in Old Havana, close to Obispo and Parque Central. I am more of a day game kinda guy so I am hoping to meet girls in the park and on the streets in this area, take them back to my casa for maybe an hour or so. I have an electronic translator and can make due that way. My Spanish sucks and I am not Don Juan so I am assuming most of my adventures will be with at least semi-pros. But like I said, I like doing "stuff" during the day. My nights will be spent chica-free enjoying the jazz and clubs, etc.
So do you guys have any tips, suggestions, and maybe give me some ideas on what I can expect? Is my plan realistic?
Thanks in advance.Obispo street is one of my favourite places in Cuba. A walk down the street offers many exciting experiences. Great buildings, a lot of history, exciting eateries, local shops, markets and many cute Cuban girls. In the end of Obispo street you will find a very nice avenue (Ave Carlos Manuel Céspedes). In direction against Malecon you will find nice local bars with many Cuban hanging around. No problem to find girls here. Parque central is also a good place to find girls and short distance to famous places in Havana. In central Havana you also have Casa De La Musica. I hope you will a great trip and looking forward to a report when you return from Cuba.
So do you guys have any tips, suggestions, and maybe give me some ideas on what I can expect? Is my plan realistic?
Thanks in advance.To start with your biggest issue is going to be not knowing spanish.
Obispo and Parque Central is a commercial area, there are many hustlers in Obispo and don't fall into their traps, such as getting invited for a talk / drink / dinner etc.
Have a realistic expectation. Keep in mind chicas are scared of the cops, unless she is a hardcore puta who is giving the cop either dinero or her pussy. You do not want to go with them as she is going to demand a lot of money and the service is going to be poor.
To me a normal girl is someone who's family is well connected and make good money, or has a family in Miami or has a foreign sugar daddy. She is not interested in making few bucks more as she has enough. If you get one of them then it is based on pure luck especially when you are there only a week.
So, that leaves you with, what you rightly said semi-pros. Why do you expect a semi-pro start talking to you, when you are a tourist and do not know Spanish? She has to like the way you look or she is in very much need of cash. You need some kind of broker for getting their attention. So first choose your broker. There are plenty of bici guys around parque central and Capitolio. Don't hop on their bici and tell them show you chicas. Tell them if they find a chica for you, and you like her then you will pay them 5 cuc. There is a risk, they will take you around for a while and then show you an ugly one. So mitigate this risk by telling them what kind of chica you really want. Electronic diary is not going to cut it, use something like google translator before going and make a note of the translation on what you need to tell them.
If the bici guy does find you a chica, then make her your second broker. Whoever she presents you, make her your third broker. And repeat that. Make them work independently of each other. If that is not the case then when you get a second chica, she has to pay both the bici guy and the other chica, so she is going to ask you for more.
After 2-3 days you should have few people actively looking for a chica for you. If that happens you would not want to take your return flight home. If it does not happen then you will end up in a bar / disco and end up picking someone from there. Again, it is not that bad. Take help from her as well.
I came back yesterday from a little over two month trip, had way too much of fun mostly outside of Havana. I thought after two months I would be more than happy to leave the place. Wrong. If I could, I will go back today.
The Tall Man
07-18-15, 00:13
To start with your biggest issue is going to be not knowing spanish.
Obispo and Parque Central is a commercial area, there are many hustlers in Obispo and don't fall into their traps, such as getting invited for a talk / drink / dinner etc.
Have a realistic expectation. Keep in mind chicas are scared of the cops, unless she is a hardcore puta who is giving the cop either dinero or her pussy. You do not want to go with them as she is going to demand a lot of money and the service is going to be poor.
To me a normal girl is someone who's family is well connected and make good money, or has a family in Miami or has a foreign sugar daddy. She is not interested in making few bucks more as she has enough. If you get one of them then it is based on pure luck especially when you are there only a week.
So, that leaves you with, what you rightly said semi-pros. Why do you expect a semi-pro start talking to you, when you are a tourist and do not know Spanish? She has to like the way you look or she is in very much need of cash. You need some kind of broker for getting their attention. So first choose your broker. There are plenty of bici guys around parque central and Capitolio. Don't hop on their bici and tell them show you chicas. Tell them if they find a chica for you, and you like her then you will pay them 5 cuc. There is a risk, they will take you around for a while and then show you an ugly one. So mitigate this risk by telling them what kind of chica you really want. Electronic diary is not going to cut it, use something like google translator before going and make a note of the translation on what you need to tell them.
If the bici guy does find you a chica, then make her your second broker. Whoever she presents you, make her your third broker. And repeat that. Make them work independently of each other. If that is not the case then when you get a second chica, she has to pay both the bici guy and the other chica, so she is going to ask you for more.
After 2-3 days you should have few people actively looking for a chica for you. If that happens you would not want to take your return flight home. If it does not happen then you will end up in a bar / disco and end up picking someone from there. Again, it is not that bad. Take help from her as well.
I came back yesterday from a little over two month trip, had way too much of fun mostly outside of Havana. I thought after two months I would be more than happy to leave the place. Wrong. If I could, I will go back today.Absolutely great strategy Taboc. We all learn something from reports like these. Thank you for laying it out and yes I will put into use as it makes a lot of great sense.
The Tall Man.
So I heard back from my casa landlord today. I asked her about guests and this was what they said:
I can have guests over but they have to sign into the living book 2 blocks away. They have selection of the guests. They know the key could not be given to anyone and guests would not be left in apartment alone.
So what's this sound like to you guys? Is there going to be someone around making sure I don't sneak girls into the apartment?
Absolutely great strategy Taboc. We all learn something from reports like these. Thank you for laying it out and yes I will put into use as it makes a lot of great sense.
The Tall Man.Taboc is a seasoned veteran and knows what he is talking about. With that said, it won't be as easy for a newbie to pull off veteran tricks. For instance; You won't be able to make a Cubana go independent because the culture will dictate that the Cubans stick together to milk the gringo. The second broker will not hook you up for free, she will want a cut. The second broker will team with the new girl to run her Cuban games on the newbie (the broker won't take to kindly for being passed over). Cuban girls are smart and won't sacrifice an easy payday for nothing. If you keep playing this game its just a matter of time before you meet psycho chica who will ask for money up front and team with her friends to rip you off. The key is to break the newbie tendencies and dictate the terms up front. Don't do more than one chica at a time, teams are sure to rip you off. And as Taboc said don't be so desperate that you accept the ugly girls that the bici guys introduce you to.
I talked to JV a few weeks ago after he visited Cuba and he used our trusted bici guy who speaks English to hook him up. He said the girls were rough street girls and the service was spotty. Understand that the bici boys are connected to the street and will get you the easier most dependable girl to make a quick buck but she will probably be a first rate hustler, any girl that is a keeper the bici boy is going to run through her first and by the time she gets to you she is hardcore.
Travel2040
07-18-15, 15:58
So I heard back from my casa landlord today. I asked her about guests and this was what they said:
I can have guests over but they have to sign into the living book 2 blocks away. They have selection of the guests. They know the key could not be given to anyone and guests would not be left in apartment alone.
So what's this sound like to you guys? Is there going to be someone around making sure I don't sneak girls into the apartment?I think this is about security? To have control over whom girls who are in the apartment in case of theft or control from the government? If girls know that their identity is checked they wouldn't take the risk of stealing from you or things from the apartment.
To start with your biggest issue is going to be not knowing spanish.
Obispo and Parque Central is a commercial area, there are many hustlers in Obispo and don't fall into their traps, such as getting invited for a talk / drink / dinner etc.
Have a realistic expectation. Keep in mind chicas are scared of the cops, unless she is a hardcore puta who is giving the cop either dinero or her pussy. You do not want to go with them as she is going to demand a lot of money and the service is going to be poor.
To me a normal girl is someone who's family is well connected and make good money, or has a family in Miami or has a foreign sugar daddy. She is not interested in making few bucks more as she has enough. If you get one of them then it is based on pure luck especially when you are there only a week.
So, that leaves you with, what you rightly said semi-pros. Why do you expect a semi-pro start talking to you, when you are a tourist and do not know Spanish? She has to like the way you look or she is in very much need of cash. You need some kind of broker for getting their attention..You said you were mostly outside Havana, where was that exactly and how was the action?
Taboc said 3 key words " outside of Havana " and he is correct.
Avoid Havana and its headaches and go to the campo for the real thing.
I will be in Havana for the the first week of August contact me if you want to meet up for a drink and conversation.
You said you were mostly outside Havana, where was that exactly and how was the action?Arrived and departed from Havana, also had to go there in between for the visa run. Most of the time stayed in and around SC and Ciego. I have been here before, so there are folks who I consider close to me and they helped me to meet chicas. Once they know you are clean, you are not a creep, treat their woman with respect and compensate them (2-5 cuc) and chicas max 30 cuc + cerveza + food. I had one of the chicas mom buy groceries, meat and cook at my place for me and others, it was costing me around 10 cuc a day. Funny, I have to do the mental math to convert pesos to cuc while writing this as all the transactions were in pesos. I will have to find a day to write experiences more in detail.
Havana was a different story. I almost punched a taxi driver for acting superior and insulting and making fun of a normal cubana. This driver or his wife must be lending their ass to some high placed source to get an opportunity drive Cuba taxi and he had the nerve to make fun of a good chica doing her research in economica. If she can speak English well, she sure can walk into ivy leagues and teach macro economics without any prep. Too bad every chica with a yuma is branded as jinetera. This sarcastic mother fuckers face is still in my head and I regret not punching him.
While I felt like respecting and treating the chicas kindly big time outside Havana, it was other way around in Havana. The chicas outside were more than thankful if you buy them a pop, the one in Havana said she only drinks Heineken or Redbull. I had to tell another she was same as her bag, both are bad fake. Above all one chica had the nerve to say she wants 200 for an all nighter. The sad part is, she was getting it from the 'new' tourists. The area around Hotel Habana Libre, Calle O, 23, Infanta / Malecon are full of hookers (I don't want to call them chicas) and they all want atleast 40 cuc for one leche. In clubs an unknown ones show up out of no where and asks for a drink, when I said no, they made face and walked away. I felt I was in another Cuba. I found some 50% of them unfuckable. When I did find the ones I like, they got drilled nice and hard. I had it in my way, never showed any desperation, stuck to my standards / rules and was willing to goto bed solo if the need be. I had an young, 20 something bici driver who helped me big time and then had the chicas bring me their friends.
One last note for those who are visiting Havana. There are plenty of good casas. So don't settle for a high priced one with difficult policies for mongering. As recommended by a bro here, go around, and see the casa yourself, talk to the owner and make sure all is good. Now don't expect the casa owner to agree for you bringing chicas in truck load of chicas. He has his pride, especially when he can rent a casa in Cuba, he / she certainly has some pride. So be smart in your questions and understand the meaning between two lines of their answers. Here is an example.
You: Is the casa totally independent.
Answer: Yes.
You: Can I have the keys to all doors and come / go as I wish with my friends.
Answer: Yes.
You: I will make sure all is well and no problems, but want to know whether the casa is like my casa, I can do what I want. Is that OK.
Answer: Yes.
See, no talk of chica in the conversation and it works all the time for me to do what I want to do.
Have fun.
Thanks for the great info, hopefully guys will learn from it and not ask silly questions that this report just answered. We all want to be helpful but sometimes you ask yourself if you are sacrificing too much of yourself and how to operate successfully and if it's really worth it. Well, Taboc just gave everyone several keys to Cuba and also to mothering in general. I suggest you read the report below at least twice and digest it for future reference when traveling.
Also telling the Chica she was a bad fake like her bag, was priceless. It's a nice way to insult a Chica, while cutting into her core which most likely won't get a comeback LOL.
Thank you to everyone for the great tips and suggestions. I've learned a lot from my questions and reading these forums, so much so that I've subscribed out of gratitude. So thanks again.
Feel free to pm me with any other advice you may have for a newbie like me. I'm leaving next week so it's fast approaching.
And I may take you up on your offer Adinga. I'll be there during that time.
Sammytheman
07-21-15, 04:46
For all these newcommers asking a ton of questions, please contribute by writing a report when you get back.
For all these newcommers asking a ton of questions, please contribute by writing a report when you get back.Of course! Looking forward to sharing my experiences. I'm leaving for Havana next Thursday.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 02:50
First ever trip to Cuba: divided by Day-of-the-week.
Preface: My experience to date is limited: Panama, St Maarten, DR (SD, BC, PC, Sosua). You'll hear many comparisons to the latter, as I've had many trips there for a novia and light-mongering. I've posted only once under a different logon. This is a new logon for me.
Sunday. Arrived evening – I had taken a plane from Florida to Santo Domingo, 2-days in BC. A bit of a story, there, but, as is typical: disappointing for me. To be brief: I screwed-up by letting some psycho-chica in BC keep me out at 3 different discotecas while she went thru her female fantasy about being a music-video girl; complete with the cute little facial expressions while she did her dance-routines for me. Entertaining at first, but then you get them back to the room, and they're tired now, and all the dance energy is nowhere. So, I started my trip to Havana having had only a couple hours sleep, and a mediocre time to credit it to. The plane was several hours late departing SD; so not much energy, other than settling into the living arrangements: apartment with private entrance; although very small; it meets my needs. Vedado area; good location; although the local beat-cop already knows me (see below); don't do this!
So, I was tired Sunday night from all the waiting for the late aircraft, so was happy to just walk-around and get 'the lay of the land' in my immediate neighborhood; and it was relatively quiet, due to it being Sunday. I enjoyed doing the same during the day on Monday, noting that I've seen more attractive women in one day in Havana then I had in multiple trips to the DR. Of course, some of this is my personal tastes; which are subject to change over time. Let's say: I've had enough experience of the exotic creole-looking women, and would now like to enjoy some more European-looking beauties.
While walking around Sunday night, I noticed all the people; mostly 20-somethings; clustered around areas on Ave 23 (La Rampa), where a wireless connection could 'be had'; however, this proved to be almost more trouble than it's worth. Although, I did later get to send off a couple SMS messages, which were critical to re-convening with some my new-found favorites. Note: the numerous people trying to get a connection is good camouflage for the street-girls.
I booked my entire 7-day stay for the same place in Havana. This is by design. I had a break from work; so, "get while the getting good" The plan is to focus on the local Havana area and set the stage for future trips; and, as it proved: lots to occupy oneself in Havana; given that you avail yourself of the situation. Which bears commenting: I generally travel alone. I'm down for a meetup, but, my style is low intensity; due to my age. More on this later, as there are health-factors.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 02:54
Monday night: time of my life. My European-looking gals. My hope was to meet some of these types, as I've had enough of looking at the girls in the DR. I'm looking forward to an MDE trip, but actually canceled one last November; due to weak Spanish. I'm encouraged by this trip, however, because I seem be having constructive exchanges; although, only on simple, everyday matters. So, it's the Paisa-type I'm interested in, so I'll be looking for them here in Cuba, and going to MDE soon. Which deserves comment: I am gringo, and there's No hiding it; so, a factor in everything I do.
First meetup. I'm walking up the hill towards the restaurant, not paying much attention to other people. Two girls pass me, but I'm not really even looking. One 'throws me a kiss' as they pass. I'm amused, but not taking it seriously. Then it registers: she's the kind I've been hoping for on this trip: light-skinned, tall, long dark straight hair pulled back to expose the big hooped-earrings, I mean: "schwing". I do a quick 180. She turns and walks back We make small-talk, then she implores me with 'words to the effect': there are many police around – make a move. I tell her my 'casa is cerca'; we're off. She giggles, and remarks, when she see's it just around the corner. Through the door, and we're 'off and running'. She stops at one-point to give me a Shit-Test. She asks if I have a novia here in Cuba? WHAT?: this must be "honor among thieves", or possibly some type of union organizing? Then, she asks if it's my first trip. This explains itself quickly, as I just got there. That's past, then Total GFE: the personification of what is talked about on this site regarding 'Cubanas'. Just go down the list and check all the boxes. What a relief after trying to hang with those 'tired women' in Boca Chica; passionate embrace and kissing, coming alive with enthusiasm. I pull it out and hand it to her. I'm only average HWP, but I'm so turned-on. She remarks "Oh, grande". None of this 'where's the condom crap' I mean sucking me like she loved me, and wanted to suck it down her throat. I went down on her so quick and it was wonderful. You know: rico, rico, si, si. I finished her and then put her on top of me for a great finish as she is panting for my completion and taking the 'leche in the boca'. To end: we're smiling, I'm getting her contact-information (as described here: she has limited capability). I roll-off a couple 20's looking at her, she asks for one more, and is very happy with it. I'm happy to give it to her: she's just given me one of the best experiences of my life. I mean: no games, no bullshit, we want this, lets do-it. F*ck, this is what I'm here for. She's out the door. WOW. I'm float'in a couple feet off the floor. I pull-it-together and head back for the restaurant to re-fortify.
There's a big, government run restaurant in the Melia hotel building. Pretty Spartan, but has some good salads; if you're "needin' to watch your health". This is rare in the DR, in my experience, to find good salads. Reason alone to stay at an all inclusive, where they have good salad-bars.
I figure I'll just walk 'the strip'; that is: Ave 23 (La Rampa), check-out the scene for the next night. I'm walking down hill near the discotecas. There are lots of people there getting a wireless connection around the art-school and the office-buildings. Along disco-row, there are lots of women, and a few guys just sitting around near the entrances to the clubs. I look up briefly and there she is: A natural blond: no dark-roots, real European-looking; big beautiful eyes 'looking dead at me without flinching'. Damnnnn! I acknowledge her, but keep moving; as I'm worried about my capability (remember the age-thing). I've just busted a hour ago. I move down the row, another cutie looks me dead-on; she's more the dominicana-type; but a face like an angel; you know what I mean. I keep going. The door-men are doing an admirable job of trying to cajole me into going in. I check out the first one: TIKOA. It's hot in there, but the girls are all looking' at me. They're happy I'm there, but I'm not moving. I just stand and enjoy the music; not my favorite. I'd rather listen to the traditional Latin-sound. This is all the new stuff: just gyrate and go-dreamie. I exit and head down the strip, but can-not get my mind off the blondie. I double back and she's still there. I sit next to her and start lay'in it out. I have 'a casa cerca'. She looks at me 'knowingly', and says words-to-the-effect: well, 'vamos a casa'? I say 'si'. I brief her to follow a distance behind me; based on help from this site. The cop is no longer on the corner; as he had been earlier both nights. I have the gate open and we're through the door. She's sit's down and says 'entonces'. I go for a kiss. GFE kissing and touching. I go for her top, as I had been pleasantly surprised to see that she had a nice cleavage. I witness some close-to-perfect titties. I enjoy them as much as I can: licking her light-pink nipples, one-side, then the other, then back-again. She's fondling my head gently as I do this. I feel like a 'babe in arms'; so, it's time to break-it-off. I sit her down on the couch and ask for 'equal time'. Again, as with the other, on me right-away. All that can be asked. I am thinking 'this can't be real'. I take off her pants to reveal her well shaved pink parts. I begin to lick the top, but she's a little more reticent then the other. Gradually, I warm her up with rotations top to bottom and "para te, para me". I get the condom and start, while she sits on the couch. She starts the mechanical-thing; which is a turn-off for me. But, after a bit seems like she is really enjoying it. She's still not quite opening up, so I pull her into place; but, trying not to ruin the moment, because she's a little more 'stone face' then the other. I'm really needing something more, so ask her for 'cambio' and direct her into 'perro'. I'm enjoying looking at her well-shaped hips and stomach; although, her hips are a little wider; like the other; then I would think with a 'senorita'. So, there may be one at home for each. Also, a little pugginess; but, possibly due to diet. I never asked. I've had too-many tell me; and, I don't want to know. I still need something more. I pull off the condom and prep myself. She asks to go to the bathroom. Both women ask, rather than tell, responding to direction without question or complaint. When she's back, I direct her on top of me as I enjoy her while she continues to suck me. This appeals to my light-kinkiness, so I'm making to the top. She enjoys it as she struggles to maintain mouth-contact as I explode and she works at 'leche in the boca'. She heads for the bathroom as I ponder my situation. We wrap up: I want contact-info and give her 3 twenties; which she acknowledges is good. Please note: I don't want any sharp-shooting on the money-thing. These were command performances with quality-women. Here's the kicker: I'm fucking 60-years old. Think about it. Yeah, I don't look-it. I've had an exercise program, have hair dyed my original color, baby-face, etc But, it took me 3 years after the doctor told me I had an enlarged-liver to quit drinking; and, I had to get worse before I got better. So, I'm struggling to regain my health, at a time when most people's health is going South. Now, I just made it with 2 women; from my dreams; within a couple hour time-span. How's that for Rehab?
Afterward, she asks if I'm returning to disco-row. I say yes, because I'm so hyped at this point, I need to walk-if-off. After I leave her, I pass a couple more Dominican-type cuties. One says: "llevame contigo", like the song. I want her, but I'm just tapped-out.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 02:57
Tuesday. I'm on a diet and not eating much, so pushing cafe con leche, several times daily. So, I try to sleep in the afternoon, since I'm used to working normal business-hours; and, therefore: rise at 6-7 am like an alarm went off; and start to drag during typical disco hours. As I try to rest, I'm dreaming about the two the night before, and wishing for another 'sample of that vintage'. Hell, I'd buy a case.
The problem here is they don't have anything for me to drink in the clubs. In the US, and even in DR, I can shoot Coca-cola Light (diet coke), or Red Bull sugar-free with all those good stimulants. I am, therefore, fighting fatigue. So, I'm only feeling good enough to go to a couple clubs in the evening.
Afternoon – trying to get an internet-card, so I can logon to the wireless. An ordeal to get the 'tarijtas'; each 30 minutes. Once I get one, I still can't make a Skype call, presumably because the bandwidth isn't wide enough; it keeps dropping the call. I never was able to do a Skype call here.
I totally 'RTFF'd in prep for coming here; but, that was over a time-span. So, I can't remember critical pieces, like money changing; 'I'm getting hosed on this'. In retrospect: I should have printed-out key sections of the Forum and built a notebook of sorts.
"El Conejito" is a bar over West of La Rampa that a couple Street-hustlers tried to take me to. I declined on that night, but decided to check it out. Not much when I'm there. Possible timing e. G. After round 1, before round 2. I've resolved to stop telling them I'm from Miami, as they go euphoric and start telling me about their relatives.
I go into TIKOA again; same as the night before, because I see a tall, trim looking gal with long black hair walk up the street just in front of me. As soon as they open the door, I'm greeted by a girls sitting inside. One is a tiny little spinner, and aggressive as hell. I mean she's interviewing me on my casa location and trying to get me to take her. I buy her a drink, as I'm a sucker for chiquitas, but don't want her; at least this night.
I go to another discoteca. I see one gal that looks good to me. She looks away. I don't know if she's truly not interested. I don't have patience for it. My eyes were probably squint and, just giving a negative-vibe. I also probably 'look too old' for her; if she's a semi. I resolve to get more rest during the day, and leave.
I'm walk-around thinking if I should just go back to the casa. I wonder if Blondie is on-station. Yep. I tell her what a nice time I had with her and invite her back. She's much more open this time. It's a quality experience in all respects. Wow. However, she starts to talk to me afterward in a manner that concerns me. I'm not trying to get serious. I just had a nice experience with her one night, and now I want to feel it again. I don't lie to her about anything, I just play dumb; it's easy for me.
I need to add to the above our experience with the police. Don't repeat this mistake! The previous night there was no cop on the corner when we passed. She was trailing behind; at my suggestion; learned from this Forum. This night we walked together. Damn, there's a cop on the corner! Sure enough, as we're passing the cop stops her, and begins questioning. I continue a short distance and sit on the wall. This proved to be a good move, as she gave her story without interference from me. He must have not wanted to hear, what he didn't want to hear, as he allowed her to coach me in private about what to say. He then talked to me, where I said I was a language student, and she was my novia of 1 year. He gave that 'you don't expect me to believe this crap' look, whereupon I was respectful enough Not to look him dead-on. He gave her back her ID and we are soon in the door. Evidently, she didn't have a lot of Gringo experience, or would have known better. I sure do now, and was careful afterward.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 02:58
Wednesday – I go back to Havana-Vieja in the morning. I find a good taxista (kind of gypsy taxi guy) that takes me for $5. I spend most of afternoon trying to get a telephone; without success; or make a call, or message via the internet.
I walk around Vedado checking on getting a telephone. I need to study the Forum on this. It would help for the next trip. Finally, I send a Message to chica One. I don't expect a quick reply, or a response at all, based on discussion on this Forum.
I have lunch at the restaurant nearby. They sometimes have live music there. A band the other day was so good, I bought their CD. The guitarist was serious talent; and they could harmonize. At that meal, I talk to a female street hustler about a one dollar coin: CUP versus CUC that she says she got stuck with by a taxista. I decide to invest in her game. I give her $20 that she doesn't ask for. It will be interesting to see if that generates any dividend, or a write-off. Anyway, the pull is her offering to negotiate with local girls in her neighborhood; as well as apartments and general services. I buy because she's been attending language school for 1. 5 years, and speaks comfortable English. No time now. It'll be an interesting addendum to my next trip.
I start to open the gate to go near the hotel so I can get a wireless connection and check for a text message. I look up: there she is. She's through the door, we immediately start. Her back is wet, it's been 'hot as Hades' the last couple days. We agree to 'hit the shower'. It's another GFE. We quickly soap & rinse while kissing and touching. She's becoming excited touching me; as I am as well. We then take turns on each other. In some respects, it's good to have the penile de-sensitization (I'm not sure if it's the age or the alcohol; or both); but whatever, if I was hyper-sensitive, like when I was in my 20's, I would have blown right there and then. Instead, it's move to the bed for 'para te, para me'.
I put 3 twenties on her purse. She later thanks me. She tells me to text her when I want her: on-call chica. She says: give her an hour, as she lives far-away, or give a meeting-time. What a great feeling: My 'ace in the hole'. I like her personality so much I'm tempted to ask her to have dinner with me; as I really would like to do that in Havana-Viejo. But, don't want to make another date mistake, like with a chica in BC. These girls, at least some; are borderline psycho. You have to be careful not to allow them to delude themselves into thinking you want them to be novias. This is tough, because I also like to do traditional-things, like have dinner with an attractive women; hang-out, etc.
Wednesday-night: I decide to check-out Casa de la musica (CDLM). I take a taxi with a truly annoying driver. I get pissed-off, as he could see that I couldn't understand his Spanish, yet wasn't capable of slowing down for me. I've found this a lot in the DR, and I'm disappointed to find it here as well. Many people grow-up poor and ignorant, with little exposure to foreigners struggling to learn the language; and often have no idea what you're saying, unless you say it exactly the way 'they are used to hearing it'. I think we do much better in the USA. Even if we make fun of them; historically ("America been berry berry good to me" we are used to people with 'accents', and slow-down to listen to what they're trying to say. Try that with some Dominican with an 8th grade education, that's never worked with tourists. I found it last night with this taxista. All he could do was 'blurt out' what he wanted to say; no speech disciple, even with a gringo-tourist. He's trying to be friendly. You know: what's your name, where are you from. I'm becoming more careful with this. I tell him my name is: Fidel. He doesn't get it. We get to the destination. We had agreed $7. I have a $1, $5, and $10. He doesn't have change for $10. He shows me is wallet with no cash. I've hardened on this, having been played a sucker on taxi change-game. I tell him, OK, is 'libre'. He says no, I'm to run around to the stores and get change. I give him the $6, slam the car-door; that's about to fall off the hinge; and signal for him to move-on. I'm normally a nice-guy; but, you know what can happen when you are. I later found a taxista I plan to use for future trips. He has a good personality, and is inexpensive, if you don't mind his old LATA (Soviet era).
I'm too early. It's only 9-10 p. I walk up to the square at Italia & San Rafael. I'm told there's action there, but all I see is people trying to get a wireless-connection. I go to the coffee-shop. I walk back along Ave Italia to CDLM. I'm looking in the window trying to figure out why this place is talked about; all I see is a bar. NOTE: Here's the deal. It's a converted movie-theater. So, there's a regular bar at the front (e. G. The old popcorn / coke area), then you go back to an area that 'mushrooms' into an area with a stage, etc. By the time they open, I'm losing interest. The rumor about a $25 cover helps. Note: That applies only to nights featuring a top band; it's regularly $10. I decide to call it off. I didn't rest well in the afternoon. Too much fatigue. It's like a jet-lag; which for me at this point, greatly impairs performance. I walk back along Malecon – a few girls try to get my attention and call me over. I'm not interested in the Dominicana-types, but stop for a European girl – I have an interesting discussion, but wave-her off. Too much baby damage. She's pretty, but too pro.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 02:59
Thursday. I'm here now, typing this draft. Not sure when I'll submit it. I have 3 more nights. F*ck-me. I'm on my third 'cafe con leche': burning this draft. I'll keep typing until this coffee is done, then back to El Centro for reconnaissance. Note: I've been here a few days and nights now. I haven't seen any other gringos on the 'La Rampa strip'; only people at the big hotels, that look like they're with girlfriends doing that scene. I'm surprised how few other tourist-types I've seen out.
Back in Vieja. I think I'll walk West thru El Centro to Vedado. Hopefully rest later; for the night.
I found a nice little spot for cafe; off the main drag in Vieja; which is Obispo – effectively pedestrian only. I'm having a hard-time coordinating two devices: phone and laptop.
I just did a power-walk from Vieja, and blew past El Centro's hotspot. I'm too far North for the strip on San Rafael and Ave. Italia. I was resolved to follow-up on any entreaties; as I'm DTF. After having a good rest last night, I woke up thinking about it; so, I'm looking. I need to slow-down my power-walking. The place is not that big. And, it doesn't take long to walk-it; if you're used to walking. I mean, between the Old Havana and Vedado. Miramar would be a good, long hump.
Almost to mi casa. On one of the big streets near-by. I see this shapely negra in tight pink-jeans standing in a doorway; a beautiful ass that appeals to me. As I'm passing, I hear her and another women call out to me. This is interesting, so I double back. They ask, in effect; if I'm an athlete. Here's the age-thing again. I'm not a body-builder, or even much of an athlete these days. But, I do still have muscle-tone from the gym; doing a modest workout. The other woman is much older. The typical middle-age (for Latin America, that's about 35-45) with the characteristic overweight, dowdy appearance. They both tell me that she's a dancer (the pink jeans girl). I'm interested, as I've taken some lessons in the USA On Latin-style; although, 'I suck pretty bad'. Dig this: then the older gal starts pimping her. You know: the mouth gesters, the hands, yada-yada. Everything she will do to me / for me. You know I'd committed to follow-up, and this is interesting. So, I fire-away. Mi casa is only two blocks away. I lead, she follows; with the older-gal; who camps out across the street. The short of it is: it's too pro for me at first. She insists on money on the table. Mostly, I don't like the fake sexuality. That to me is a sinking peter-meter. I'm losing interest quickly. Not to mention, she's menstruating. I mean literally 'on the rag'; as she pulls it out of her jeans; handing it to me to discard. I've always been OK with a little blood & gore, but the whole scene is starting to drag on my interest-level. I'm thinking of 'paying her and booting her'. She's sincerely concerned, is trying all kinds of new things; but, it's rushed, and not the sensuality that I had experienced with the previous two. However, she's willing to try and is preparing herself to offer me 'some culo'. I beg off on this, but cut a deal for her to return in two hours, for a propina. She's serious about the time. I relax and take a blue-pill. Sure enough: about 1. 5 hours later, I'm ready. She's 15 minutes early. Now, this time is Totally different. I chat with her about her dancing, as I'm relaxing with her and moving her to work-me. She's warm and friendly. I'm faster than I had been in a long time; which in this case, is something to celebrate. I complete as she's giving me little kisses on my stomach and thigh; while doing an admirable job of stroking me at just the right pace and power for me. It's all very gratifying. Here's the funny part: we have a very interesting conversation afterward, discover we have some mutual interests, and I arrange a dance-lesson for the next evening (Friday). I'm looking forward to it, as she was very impressed that I understood the basic footsteps. I call her: Mi maestro de bailar.
I finally remember that I brought a bottle of Melatonin to help me sleep. I take one and go into a deep sleep from 8-10 pm. That's enough to reset my clock, so I'm ready to go out again. I walk along the Malecon, heading from Vedado to El Centro. Then Habana casa de la musica. I walk in, do a quick scan and see that the bar area is free; so think that is a good tactical location to begin. A Mob-scene ensues. First, a nice European-looking gal; that I had talked to on the Malecon the previous evening, while wandering around very-tired. She goes for 'the close' immediately; reminding me that I told her I may look for her another day. I like her, but think she needs more time to recover from the baby. I escape to seek-out the bartender. I don't see any water available, so decide to indulge in a Red Bull; hoping it won't knock-me out off my diet. I'm now surrounded by available women, in some degree of marketing. I'm headed off by a pretty, yet aggressive, mixed-looking latin. She's not what I'm looking for right now, so I escape again. Many girls are displaying: "am I what you want". Another European-looking gal shoots me a big smile both times, as I pass along the bar first to get the bartender's attention, then to escape the crowd. I like the sincerity, and shoot-her the two-finger eyes-on-you sign, as I break free of the bar. The others see it, and look pissed. She's on me right away. Moving me away from the others. Wrong choice! After she breaks free of the mob, I see that she's a flaca; which is not my type at all. But she appears tall in her pumps; and I'm impressed with her semi-pro demeanor. She pulls me to the corner of the bar where we can talk. She's trying her limited English; which is appreciated. She talks to a Cubano next to me; and then explains that the man knows her mother; and she's asking him not to divulge that she is in this place. I wonder. We go to a table. I'm really enjoying the atmosphere, then the live-show. I'm trying not to gawk at the numerous attractive women; most apparently available. The point here is that there were some truly beautiful women in the club that were not noticed by me at first, due to the aggressive ones. These women were sitting at tables waiting, but definitely giving off the 'come talk to me' vibe. There are a few that look like they're in groups or with dates. I'm wondering if I should bail on this gal, but I'm having a good-time. It's interesting to watch some couples doing Cuban-salsa (Son) to non-salsa music. There are a couple good male lead dancers; apparently teaching Caucasian women; I wonder about the 'Sankie' angle. My 'date' and I discuss leaving when the live-show ends at 3 am. She attempts to explain some complex taxi-maneuver, to avoid being noticed by the policeman at the entrance / exit. As we resolve to leave, she pulls me over to qualify me on the terms, and we begin negotiation. She leaves to prep her taxi-driver, then returns. We go out and her taxi-driver gets taken by someone else. Now the taxi hassle begins. I tell the parking guy to talk to her. He gets in the cab with us. What the hell is this parking-guy doing in the front-seat riding along with us? I sense a cheap hustle. I look over at the girl. She's no help. There's a cop on the corner. Fortunately, he's distracted. I get her in the house and return to ask how much. The guy says cincuenta and shows me a calculator with the number 50 on it! I rear in Anger- I almost do a roid-rage; riled up like I'm about to swing. He cowers, knowing I'm pumped. He says, OK twenty. I peel-off $15 and split inside (that's a $7 cab-ride; at night, and should be less in the day). I'm steaming. The chica looks at me in horror. I'm about to start kicking furniture. She asks if she should leave. She's concerned about my anger with the cop outside. She tells me how much trouble she can get into. I decide it's not her fault and try to calm myself down; which takes time. We start to strip off some clothes, her revealing a weak, frail-looking physique. Then, this: 'where's the condom'. I freak: scolding her not to say that. In addition to a sickly body, she has no body-escaping. Nice light hair on top, dark below. At least I do some basic man-escaping, so as to give the 'neat and clean look'. We lay down for a little kissing. I don't want to do anything with her. She does nothing for me, but a little gentle stroking. It's not working: I'm not there. Gota go. I jump up and start dressing; telling her to do the same. She gets it and apologies. As she's about to leave, I think about taxi-money, then resolve to take the moral high-road, and give her 3 twenties; the agreed at the club was 4; after she wined about the 'cost of marketing' at CDLM. She also offers to set-me-up with her friend, that was at our table; one of the prettiest negras I had ever seen. You know: the type where you just want to stare at them, because their face is so symmetrical and proportioned. I wave this off as well. I'm in bad shape emotionally; mad at the taxi hustle, and mad at myself for hastily choosing the wrong chica.
It's almost 4 am. By now. I need to 'walk it off'. I head down La Rampa to the Malecon. I leave the crowded area at the end of this street walking East. I find a spot and relax a bit. I get up to look around and she's coming towards me laughing: Mi favorita de Cuba; the first girl. I start to feel better just chatting with her, telling her I intended to send her a text-message. She says: why not now? I know it will be great. We're off. – another night – todas-las-noche; if you consider starting in the early morning hours. That to be TLN. What's important: she took a bummer night and turned it into a great time. After sleeping in a bit, and then more festivities, we head-out, first making a date for Saturday; my last day.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 03:03
Friday – that's today. Yesterday: What a 24 hours – too crazy. I'm sitting in a restaurant in Havana-Vieja. Note: even this tourist place is half the price of similar menu items in the US.
It's just occurred to me that my experience at Habana casa de la musica may have been better if playing-off a wing-man. I see a disadvantage in running solo in a place like that. The aggressive girls block you from finding the ones you're really after. Now that I know the place, I think I would burst in and grab a mid-row table, then scan for the good-ones. Hell, I'd buy a bottle, even though I'm not drinking, just to set up 'the props'. Anybody want a drink on me?
I just did another power-walk from the old-town to Vedado. This time, I hit El Centro, which is truly noisy and dirty with all the automobile traffic. I'm having another good salad on Ave. 23. I need to go home and get some rest for my dance-lesson at 7 pm. If we get our dance routine going, I will ask her to go out with me tonight. She probably knows some places I would never find out about. However, I'd go back to CDLM just to see the floor-show; on and off the stage.
I just had my dance-lesson. She was teaching me Cuban-salsa, or 'Son', which is the predecessor of American salsa. It's less swinging, and more style; the so-called Cuban-motion. We agree to combine the two styles in our own little routine. She will be fun. She suggested we go out together tonight, which I was hoping for anyway. She offered me more. I told her no, I didn't want anymore. She persists to know why; so, I told her. She hits me for the money anyway. I invest in her. I have just enough cash left: to comfortably do what I want and leave Sunday AM. Note: I return with ¼ of my cash left.
I tried to rest the afternoon, but couldn't as I knew I had my dance-lesson. My eyes are swollen and look like I have dark-streaks under them. I guess I'll look better with a hot shower and some eye medicine.
My date was called off last-night (it's now morning). I get over to her house and she's on the telephone trying to find a club to go Salsa-dancing; without success. She says there's one at the very Western-end of the Malecon that's 100% salsa, but it's closed for technical reasons. I offer to take her to CDLM, but she doesn't want to deal with the cops. Can you believe that: can't find a Salsa club in Havana! This supports what I read from a blogger on a travel site: that salsa is now only done for the tourists. There are still some old people that know it. The young people that do it are in the tourist-trade. I heard the same thing in Puerto Rico, from a Salsa dancer. Well, sleep now, and perhaps Saturday will be better.
I just got back from walking around the area e. G. Ave 23 and the Malecon. I went out again at 430 am, after having gone home to sleep after 12, My eyes were so sore I know I looked bad. There's not much out there now; nothing you would want anyway. I did check-out a place earlier called Coctel Disco. I need to resolve to be mean with these aggressive girls. It's not in my nature to act that way, when someone is trying to talk to you; but, its all such obvious hustle. I need to push-them away right from the start, rather than letting them game me for a drink; when I know I'm not interested.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 03:05
Saturday – all day to play, but need to rest in the Evening; if I can settle-down? I have a date with 'favorita'. I'm getting to know a few people. Of course, everyone 'needs' money. But, a few dollars here and there, to me, is just 'sowing the seeds' for the future. Anyway, I gave my dance-instructor yesterday money; far in access of the cost of a lesson, and today she can't get out-of-bed to have coffee with me; even though we had discussed it. So, I'm pissed a bit at her.
I found a real nice little coffee-bar in the corner of the tourist part of old-town. It's valuable to me because I can write here. I would like to be the Ernest Hemingway of the pervert-blogs. With that in mind, I hope my favorita comes to me a little sweaty today. I haven't been able to get any fragrance from her, as she has been too clean. Although, straight from the Cuban soccer team is not asked for.
I feel a lot better today. If I can get a nap this afternoon / early evening, I'm actually thinking about doing an All-nighter tonight. I have an early taxista picking me up at 6-630 am. I could go to CDLM at midnight, do a better job of 'running the gauntlet', watch the show and look for the fresh-ones. The live show ends at 3 am; although, it appears 'the deals are made and the goods delivered' prior. At some point, 'Vamos a casa'. 200-600 am to do whatever. Then, el aeropuerto. 9 Am flight to SD / BC. I can nap in the afternoon, I hope. NOTE: on my previous visit to CDLM, while there was a definite thinning of 'the ranks' prior to the show ending, I saw a couple of the most impressive girls after the rush-hour. Some, I conjecture, are new to the game, demure by nature, and get lost in the chaos of the seasoned chicas assaulting the available payers. There may be a tactic here. That is, wait for the wounded to be cleared from the battlefield, and see who's still standing. To be clear: the more refined women may be the ones still there after rush-hour.
It's early still: Saturday morning 10:15 am. I may go by the restaurant that was playing Salsa yesterday. I already got the name this morning, but I need to 'pin' the location. It's in the Capital area. I would like to invite my dance-instructor to lunch, but I'm a bit indignant, and need to put her on notice. She did a major RFM yesterday, considering. She wanted to get a phone: like, explain to me why I should care. Only time will tell if these things payoff. I think it's high-risk investing. But, really: to me these monies are 'a pittance'.
There's a young woman; sitting at the coffee-bar now; that could make me change my plans this afternoon. Interesting, because she's not the Paisa-type that I like. Oh, looks like she works here. Just to add: I did try to chase one down this morning, but I lost track of her. I was riding in the taxi and noticed her stepping on the curve. Only saw her 'leaving', so not sure. Anyway, I did try to double back; as I thought I had 'flanked her' in the taxi. Just to let you know, I will try as time goes on.
I guess I'm a tourist-chump. I went back to find the restaurant and found a different place nearby. But, it's a cool setup. It's upstairs in an old building with the classic architecture. They have live Salsa playing now. This is rare in my experience to date, as I understand that it's the tourists that are keeping Salsa alive. The mainstream now is doing the other club stuff. I've heard more Bachata in the streets than Salsa. More Salsa records played in the DR than here; save the tourist places.
They have a big show at night with optional dinner. I'd do it if I had some type of date. But, seems a little complicated now. So, I'm having an espresso, listening to music, and planning my next move.
I humped-it back through El Centro. Currently having my; now typical; salad for lunch-dinner. I need to send some kind of notice message to my 'chica on call'. Maybe she could mellow me out so I can rest for the evening; then go out. Well, I'm having problems sending a message. I wish I knew how to turn off automatic updates on this phone. It uses up all the bandwidth; which here, is minimal.
I'm sitting across from the discoteca 'Salon Rojo'. I inquired. They said it would be open tonight. I looked in. It smelled musty. Perhaps the A / see will clear that.
There's actually so many options, I'm not sure how my evening will go. I forgot to tell a little story from last-night. As I'm walking back to my apartment, there are lots of people hanging-out on the side streets making wireless connections; and otherwise looking broke and bored, trying to make their own party. There was an attractive young woman that tried to flag-me-down. I acknowledged her, but kept moving. I couldn't figure what her situation was, as she was sitting next to a long line of young guys. The point is: she was quite lovely, with some type of black dress and perfect makeup. If I hadn't had swollen eyes and generally 'feeling like shit', I would have done a 180. I wonder if she'll be there tonight? It was roughly after midnight. I can do a big loop. You always get a lot of 'holas' as openers, but most are not what's of interest. The one above surprised me.
Anyway, I think I successfully got a message off to my on-call favorita. So, 'voy a mi casa'. A couple hours later, I look for her across the street right before the hour I gave her for a meet-up, and there she is; looking as good as ever. We have a long session together and once again, she is totally there with me. She got me off when I thought I was dead! So, I asked her: tiene hambre? Si, vamos a restaurante. She knew a good one not far from the Malecon, but not touristy. We chatted about my plans to return ASAP. I told her I could bring 'a regalo'. She said it would be enough for me to return. We talked about her family, her home-town on the other side of the country, and the economic situation there. But, as I should have known, it degenerated into a: 'I don't really want to be a hoe' scenario; with her excusing herself, saying she was getting sad. She promptly left, with my consent.
I watch a music-dance show at a Hotel from 10 pm to almost 12. Then walk across from Salon Rojo for a cafe con leche to see if it will boost me up. No good. I go back to my place to take a nap from 12:30 to 3 am, then get up and walk the streets again. Nothing of much interest by now.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 03:06
Sunday. I came here to the airport at 6 something AM, on the advice of my landlady. The taxista was early, waking me up at 5:30. I'm glad I found someone reliable; and reasonable e. G. $20 to the airport from Vedado versus $35 for the yellow metered-taxis from the airport into Vedado. He had been taking me to Havana Vieja each morning for $5, and then I would walk back through old-town and Centro. He wanted me to leave him the shorts I was wearing when I left. I told him No, I liked them. But, I would bring him a pair on the next trip; and I'm serious about that. I plan to bring a suitcase full of stuff next time.
The bad news is Cubana Airlines continues to disappoint. It's now almost 4 pm; I've been here since just past 6 am; I hope their plan to get us out between 6-7 pm comes off.
As is typical anywhere, it doesn't take long to get to the airport at 6 am on a Sunday morning. As we were leaving the neighborhood, we noticed a couple chicas just coming back from somewhere 'dressed to impress'. I looked at them and they gave the typical come-on. Always up for another round, I suppose. However, I'm on schedule. We noted a couple more on the main roads. So, I guess if you're determined, there's availability then as well.
The Sunday plan was: 9 am flight back to SD / BC for one night, then Miami on Monday. I don't think I'll do the night-scene in BC; too much of a let-down. Maybe go to the gym in the afternoon. This is all in the hole now, as I'll get to BC around 11 pm. Gee, just in time.
El Balsero
07-22-15, 03:07
Monday – I'm in BC now trying to finish this blog. I spent 14 hours in Havana Airport. They finally got us out by splitting us onto 2 smaller aircraft; a study in organizational inefficiency. Got to bed around 1 am, still woke-up at 7 am; that's my routine. I like BC early in the morning. I find an Italian place that's open and get a cafe. I have a plane to Miami at 1 pm.
Lessons learned. Not only RTFF, but print-out important parts e. G. Cash and location info. Also, anything about phones and internet. If you really want to use the internet, you may be better off in a major hotel. NOTE: When I tell people I'm American, they want to shake my hand. It's not all street-game; they're sincere; they still run street-game after. However, I think I'll stop telling people I'm from Florida: too many stories about relatives. About: coordinating to get chicas to the casa without running afoul of the policia: next time I will print-out my casa address from my reservations, make numerous copies, and cut it up into small slips of paper; like a business-card. Then, just hand it to her with some directions to meet in 10-20 minutes. The important thing is to get them in the door quickly. If it's a place like CDLM; with cops posted outside; give her taxi-money along with the address information, and tell her to give you a 10 minute head start. I think at CDLM, you could start walking North towards the Malecon, and she could pick you up in the taxi. Time will tell on these techniques.
Wow -- great report El Balsero. You did a heck of a lot in a short period of time.
I did chuckle a bit at your going to Cuba to look for "Euro-type women. " Cuba is very much an Afro-Latin Country, though slightly less % of Negritas than in the DR. Where do you think the Son came from? If you want Euro-looking women in Latin America, you'd be best off going to Argentina, Chile, or Uruguay.
For what it's worth, you can find plenty of fantastic "Salsa" all over Cuba, though the way the Son developed in its Motherland is different than the direction it took in Puerto Rico and New York. On my last visit I saw Los Van Van, Alexander Abreu/Habana D'Primera, and Maykel Blanco in three consecutive nights.
If you go back and stay in that same area of Vedado, make sure to hit a place on La Rampa called La Gruta. Great music and great dancing.
For what it's worth, you can find plenty of fantastic "Salsa" all over Cuba, though the way the Son developed in its Motherland is different than the direction it took in Puerto Rico and New York. On my last visit I saw LOS Van Van, Alexander Abreu / Habana the'Primera, and Maykel Blanco in three consecutive nights.
Hey Combo,
Man got to say you got to check some of the hottest bands on the island.
Me, being a Cuban music aficionado, that's one of the reasons I go as often as I can, have noticed the same and was disappointed to see a lack of interest in this type of music, specially with the younger crowd.
FYI, there is a band called El Nio and La Verdad that is as hot now as Havana the' Primera, maybe even more so. Bought their CD on a website out of Italy and downloaded it to my computer.
Highly recommended for those mongers here that enjoy Timba & Cuban Salsa.
Mondo
First, great reporting El Balsero, thanks.
My most memorable times in Cuba center around the women and music. Cubans love all music and do it from the soul without any guarantee of financial rewards.
One night I was sitting on the terrace of Ingleterra hotel listening to the band there when I decided to take a walk. I walked out of Ingleterra and cut across parque centro bearing to the right. When I got to the street I turned right and walked 3 blocks and turned left. On the corner I looked up and it was an open bar upstairs with live music playing, so I went there. It was a seven piece Mexican band and three girls to the right of the stage and me. I later found out that the three girls were girlfriends of the band so basically I was the only one there. The band played like they had a full room and I tipped the hat 10 cuc for a great job done. Next thing I know they are asking me for requests as they did Latin and American requests. Then during break time the whole band came to my table to introduce themselves and talk. Then they said "you want to see our videos? I said yes and they hooked their laptop to the big screen television. I was amazed, these guys were famous. They had video of them performing in huge stadiums and jumping into the crowd. They had videos of girls fainting at the airport as they were mobbed. I felt privileged as they shared their view of being on tour with me. They were in Cuba for 3 weeks because they had never been and loved it, especially the women. I went back for the next three nights and they greeted me every time like a friend, truly special times.
Another time I was at El Portal. If you walk down Prada toward the malecon and turn left on the malecon El Portal is the first restaurant with chairs outside. It was 10:45 pm and they closed at 11 pm. They brought me a drink for free and said to take my time as they took the tables inside. As they cleaned up I sipped my drink and enjoyed the ocean view, then they put on a Barry White CD. I'm on the malecon, sipping a drink with Barry White playing in the back ground. The funny part was that the staff didn't speak any English but knew every word to every Barry White song they played.
Speaking of El Portal, late at night sit there and have a drink and you will see girls coming out the building to check out the gringo. You will see girls walking the malecon giving you the eye and if you tell the waiter you would like some female company to drink with he will get on his phone and a girl will be there in 5 minutes.
Sofias on 23 avenida also has free live music and is great to girl watch.
I enjoyed read your post El Balsero.
Why are you guys playing games with the police. You can not walk with the girls? Is tricking illegal and if so what are the consequences. I would consider Cuba but I do not want to be paranoid about the police.
Why are you guys playing games with the police. You can not walk with the girls? Is tricking illegal and if so what are the consequences. I would consider Cuba but I do not want to be paranoid about the police.That's why its very important Old kool to do your homework. If you take the time to investigate instead of being lazy you will have all your answers. Go back in the forum a few pages and you will see that its not the guys that have problems with the police. The police are very efficient so its the more hardcore girls who have problems with the police they are the ones who have to take precautions. You should consider Cuba to see for yourself what it is about instead of having others scare you away.
This is my first ever trip report. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
Day One: Sunday.
Plane landed at the airport 1 pm. I am here no less than ten minutes and already the Cuban heat has me going crazy. I promised myself I wouldn't go in head first until I at least get settled but I can't help myself; talent is everywhere: chocolate, vanilla, mocha. I heard about the variety here but this is just plain ridiculous.
So I spot this cute little number at the airport. She is on display so I know she is a hardcore pro. I lean over the counter and whisper the only Spanish word I know, "cuanto'. One thing leads to another and soon I am taking it to the bathroom. Now this is a little embarrassing but I'll admit I was done in three minutes flat. I don't know whether it was because it had been so damn long, or because I was so paranoid of getting caught doing it in the bathroom. But my voracious appetite could not be suppressed any longer. I had to have her. Man was she sweet. Tasted like honey, smelt like cinnamon; my first taste of Cuba was more than I could have ever hoped for.
After an hour on the bus, and a five minute walk, I was at my own casa in Centro Habana. I chose this area because I heard the selection here is hot, and best of all, cheap. I'm here for sport, gentlemen. And I'm not picky. This is where things start getting a little crazy.
My landlady is easily in her late seventies. She is a frail thing with a thick accident that I can barely understand. She says if I bring anything back to not leave anything laying around. It's not safe she says. I nod my head to show I understand. But then she goes even further. She says that I shouldn't even bother going out for it because she'll hook me up for free. She appreciates the business she says. At first I was taken back by her offer, but then I thought to myself, this woman has like 50+ years of experience, this could be life changing! Besides, why take a chance on picking up something random on a street corner when its being served up fresh right here? Yeah, you all can judge me but what is done is done.
I was so tired at this point that I decided to have a nap before going out for the evening. A few hours later I woke up, had a shower, then headed to Vedado. I was in the mood for something in particular and I've heard this is the place to get it. Plus a lot of good clubs are in this area. Long story short, but remember the vanilla and chocolate I was talking about? Well don't I get within 30 feet of 23rd and L before I start hearing the coo's. Damn these people are brazen. I am trying to be as sly as possible because there are cops everywhere. But being the glutton I am I decide that I can have both. Screw it. I break the cardinal rule and pay for it right there in the open. Two scoops, fifty centavos.
Screw the club. In one day in Havana I've sampled the menu three times already. I am going to need bigger pants.
That night I fell asleep and dreamt of my sweet bathroom churro.
To be continued.
This is my first ever trip report. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
Day One: Sunday.
Plane landed at the airport 1 pm. I am here no less than ten minutes and already the Cuban heat has me going crazy. I promised myself I wouldn't go in head first until I at least get settled but I can't help myself; talent is everywhere: chocolate, vanilla, mocha. I heard about the variety here but this is just plain ridiculous.
So I spot this cute little number at the airport. She is on display so I know she is a hardcore pro. I lean over the counter and whisper the only Spanish word I know, "cuanto'. One thing leads to another and soon I am taking it to the bathroom. Now this is a little embarrassing but I'll admit I was done in three minutes flat. I don't know whether it was because it had been so damn long, or because I was so paranoid of getting caught doing it in the bathroom. But my voracious appetite could not be suppressed any longer. I had to have her. Man was she sweet. Tasted like honey, smelt like cinnamon; my first taste of Cuba was more than I could have ever hoped for.
After an hour on the bus, and a five minute walk, I was at my own casa in Centro Habana. I chose this area because I heard the selection here is hot, and best of all, cheap. I'm here for sport, gentlemen. And I'm not picky. This is where things start getting a little crazy..Translation please. You lost us at the 5th paragraph.
Translation please. You lost us at the 5th paragraph.Well, I have actually left yet so this story is just that, still a story. I thought I would lighten things up a little and write a report not about sex but about food. I am actually talking about, churros, lunch, and ice cream cones.
The Tall Man
07-25-15, 20:12
No it does not disappoint. What a great first ever report.
Are you serious, you spot this cute chica in the airport and simply ask her "how much" and a few minutes later your banging her in the bathroom stall?
Your experience in the public areas of Vedado and hearing coo's? Coo's coming from just girls sitting or walking around wanting to get your attention?
Please tell more!
The Tall Man.
This is my first ever trip report. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
Day One: Sunday.
Plane landed at the airport 1 pm. I am here no less than ten minutes and already the Cuban heat has me going crazy. I promised myself I wouldn't go in head first until I at least get settled but I can't help myself; talent is everywhere: chocolate, vanilla, mocha. I heard about the variety here but this is just plain ridiculous.
So I spot this cute little number at the airport. She is on display so I know she is a hardcore pro. I lean over the counter and whisper the only Spanish word I know, "cuanto'. One thing leads to another and soon I am taking it to the bathroom. Now this is a little embarrassing but I'll admit I was done in three minutes flat. I don't know whether it was because it had been so damn long, or because I was so paranoid of getting caught doing it in the bathroom. But my voracious appetite could not be suppressed any longer. I had to have her. Man was she sweet. Tasted like honey, smelt like cinnamon; my first taste of Cuba was more than I could have ever hoped for.
After an hour on the bus, and a five minute walk, I was at my own casa in Centro Habana. I chose this area because I heard the selection here is hot, and best of all, cheap. I'm here for sport, gentlemen. And I'm not picky. This is where things start getting a little crazy.
My landlady is easily in her late seventies. She is a frail thing with a thick accident that I can barely understand. She says if I bring anything back to not leave anything laying around. It's not safe she says. I nod my head to show I understand. But then she goes even further. She says that I shouldn't even bother going out for it because she'll hook me up for free. She appreciates the business she says. At first I was taken back by her offer, but then I thought to myself, this woman has like 50+ years of experience, this could be life changing! Besides, why take a chance on picking up something random on a street corner when its being served up fresh right here? Yeah, you all can judge me but what is done is done.
I was so tired at this point that I decided to have a nap before going out for the evening. A few hours later I woke up, had a shower, then headed to Vedado. I was in the mood for something in particular and I've heard this is the place to get it. Plus a lot of good clubs are in this area. Long story short, but remember the vanilla and chocolate I was talking about? Well don't I get within 30 feet of 23rd and L before I start hearing the coo's. Damn these people are brazen. I am trying to be as sly as possible because there are cops everywhere. But being the glutton I am I decide that I can have both. Screw it. I break the cardinal rule and pay for it right there in the open. Two scoops, fifty centavos.
Screw the club. In one day in Havana I've sampled the menu three times already. I am going to need bigger pants.
That night I fell asleep and dreamt of my sweet bathroom churro.
To be continued.
No it does not disappoint. What a great first ever report.
Are you serious, you spot this cute chica in the airport and simply ask her "how much" and a few minutes later your banging her in the bathroom stall?
Your experience in the public areas of Vedado and hearing coo's? Coo's coming from just girls sitting or walking around wanting to get your attention?
Please tell more!
The Tall Man.His report is a riddle, any Cuba vet knows things don't happen the way he described in Cuba. The question is why waste his time and ours with this riddle. He was talking about food not girls to see who would bite. Nobody would go to Cuba and pay for the Internet and spend the whole time writing a riddle, so I've concluded that he isn't in Cuba and has never been. A 79 year old female casa pimp was funny though, but vets know casa owners are very serious for a few days before they get to know you and won't risk their business trying to be a pimp to a newbie. Cooing while police are around? Girls are scared to look your way let alone coo at you. Cuban girls don't coo in public, this isn't Sosua.
His report is a riddle, any Cuba vet knows things don't happen the way he described in Cuba. The question is why waste his time and ours with this riddle. He was talking about food not girls to see who would bite. Nobody would go to Cuba and pay for the Internet and spend the whole time writing a riddle, so I've concluded that he isn't in Cuba and has never been. A 79 year old female casa pimp was funny though, but vets know casa owners are very serious for a few days before they get to know you and won't risk their business trying to be a pimp to a newbie. Cooing while police are around? Girls are scared to look your way let alone coo at you. Cuban girls don't coo in public, this isn't Sosua.I am sorry if you guys took it the wrong way, but yes, I was talking about food. My flight doesn't leave until Thursday but I've been bored waiting and scouring these forums, so I figured I would write a light-hearted story about yes, food. I happen to be a foodie as well.
Bathroom girl that tasted like honey and smelt like cinnamon= churro.
79 year old casa owner telling me not to bring food back and leave it out = I'll cook for you instead. She has lots of experience cooking.
People cooing at me at 23 and L= Vendors at Coppelia selling Ice Cream = vanilla and chocolate.
It was silly but no way did I think you guys would take it seriously. And I thought at least some of you would get it!
BeersTerry
07-26-15, 02:54
Ya, the chica in the airport is bullshit. She aint\'are risking her job stealing from Yumas for what little you would pay her.
I am sorry if you guys took it the wrong way, but yes, I was talking about food. My flight doesn't leave until Thursday but I've been bored waiting and scouring these forums, so I figured I would write a light-hearted story about yes, food. I happen to be a foodie as well.
Bathroom girl that tasted like honey and smelt like cinnamon= churro.
79 year old casa owner telling me not to bring food back and leave it out = I'll cook for you instead. She has lots of experience cooking.
People cooing at me at 23 and L= Vendors at Coppelia selling Ice Cream = vanilla and chocolate.
It was silly but no way did I think you guys would take it seriously. And I thought at least some of you would get it!I sent Mr Soulo a PM after you wrote it stating it was bogus but I wanted you to continue with the fable so I could bust you later LOL. It was entertaining at the least.
Havana airport doesn't have girls tricking, if a newbie can spot a trick so can the police. Plus the girls are scared to be so obvious. Plus if your only Spanish word you know is "cuantos" there is no way you can catch the bus for an hour then figure out how to walk to your casa. I speak Spanish and wouldn't dare catch the bus, first they don't take American dollars, second the buses routes are very confusing, third it's so crowded you would probably get ripped off being a gringo who don't speak Spanish.
A casa owner is going to size you up while you are sizing them up and wouldn't offer a girl until it's sure that it's what you want and that wouldn't be on a new introduction. If you were a church guy they would have exposed themselves.
Girls are scared and don't coo. Fucking with a tourist is serious shit. It get them a year and a day with no trial, you go straight to jail.
Now since you bullshitting us we will give you a pass. But if you are real you will post good and bad after Thursday. We know Cuba so after Thursday your won't fly.
Good day to you El Balsero.
I just wanted to thank you for your series of reports on your Havana adventure!
It was all great and all interesting, written with good humor and sound observations and solid advice. I admire your stamina and dedication to documenting your trip for us all to enjoy and learn from. You really packed a lot into a relatively short visit.
Like you, I am in my early 60's, but I don't think I could keep up your pace for very long. LOL. I traveled in Cuba for six weeks last winter, but at a considerably more gentle pace than you set. LOL.
OK, keep up the good work and keep us entertained!
Cheers to you and thanks again.
Vedado Fun
07-26-15, 17:33
Ya, the chica in the airport is bullshit. She aint\'are risking her job stealing from Yumas for what little you would pay her.I think his story says a lot about him. Havana is not a great place for foreign comedians. I don't think Aduana would like his comedy routine.
I hope you guys are just busting my balls here because I thought it was obvious, even before I explained, that I was talking about food and not sex. My intention wasn't to trick or offend anyone, clearly. I've stated already that I don't leave for Cuba until Thursday. I just thought that perhaps I could offer something else to this forum, but apparently this forum is for sex talk only. Got it.
If my intention was to mess with you guys I wouldn't have bothered spending the $20.
I hope you guys are just busting my balls here because I thought it was obvious, even before I explained, that I was talking about food and not sex. My intention wasn't to trick or offend anyone, clearly. I've stated already that I don't leave for Cuba until Thursday. I just thought that perhaps I could offer something else to this forum, but apparently this forum is for sex talk only. Got it.
If my intention was to mess with you guys I wouldn't have bothered spending the $20.Time might be better spent improving your one word Spanish vocabulary. Car CD, phone apps for Spanish, flash cards, and even you tube would help you to better prepare for your trip. Learn to Spanish dance. The food riddle for a pre-trip report didn't fly. Actually guys here are very mellow compared to the Sosua board where they fight everyday over nothing. People here probably want to see you take your preparation a little more serious. As mongers we have to wear many faces as we travel to protect us and keep others from hustling us. You threw an interception for a touchdown on the games first play but you still have the rest of the game to play so tighten up. But good luck and keep reporting.
SamAlbert00
07-27-15, 14:48
I hope you guys are just busting my balls here because I thought it was obvious, even before I explained, that I was talking about food and not sex. My intention wasn't to trick or offend anyone, clearly. I've stated already that I don't leave for Cuba until Thursday. I just thought that perhaps I could offer something else to this forum, but apparently this forum is for sex talk only. Got it.
If my intention was to mess with you guys I wouldn't have bothered spending the $20.The airport joke was lame. However, I'm still looking forward to your report.
BeersTerry
07-27-15, 16:09
"Plane landed at the airport 1 pm. I am here no less than ten minutes and already the Cuban heat has me going crazy. ".
Ya, that line really confused me, I didn't realize you were talking about a ham sandwich.
Time might be better spent improving your one word Spanish vocabulary. Agree with Mr. Gogo. The best investment you could make is reading this forum as far as you can go back and the second best one is learning Spanish. Someone showed me how to type in English and google translator gives the spanish translation. You would like the fact that it can even read it out, so you know how to say it. I think it is not perfect, still better. So type statements like.
Where do I get a taxi particular.
Is there a beer shop close by.
Or go bold like, Are your boobs real, they look amazing.
The problem is not spanish for some mongers. It is just that they do not know how to pick up using their own native language, leave alone in spanish. So practise hard, and it will all be worth it. When you finish the deed and lie down on the bed and watch the chica puts her panties up, you will have a smile on the face as all your work of learning paid off.
The cuban reply will be fast as hell, like bullets coming out of a rifle, so don't expect to understand all. I understand the Mexicans in Cali without any problem, same is not the case with cubans. Thats ok, you are still better off than knowing nothing.
Kalifornication
07-27-15, 20:14
Some more attached.Nice c9 llection.
Some more attached.5th photo looks like a chica I fucked in Santa Lucia 2 yrs ago.
Sammytheman
07-28-15, 08:01
So let get this straight. This guy got a blowjob at the el banyo from a hamburguesa?
SirMarjAlot
07-28-15, 09:16
Used sky scanner to find a flight to Havana via mexico but with a 5 hour layover, went fast though 10 hour flight from London then 2. 5 hours from mexico city to Havana.
Did my research with the real Havana guide that you can download off amazon, excellent guide although non mongering info but list some of the clubs etc.
I also paid for joneses gentleman's Havana guide and thought it lacked detail. The guy had made over 80 trips to Cuba so will operate with an unconscious competence now, that no newbie can hope to emulate.
Straight through customs and the border guard was an attractive Cuban girl with short skirt on and fishnet stocking, I was already getting turned on getting my visa stamped.
Had to wait over an hour for my luggage to come through and it was HOT!
Taxi waiting for me with my name, 20 $ to my 1 bedroom apartment in Vedado along calle 23 just round the corner from Habana libre which was my base for internet, breakfast etc.
You can use the swimming pools at Habana libre and Nacional for 16 $ a day but 13 $ goes towards food and drink. Internet is 10 $ an hour which lasts 3 days if you not use it all up.
Apartment was 30 $ a night and totally self contained, I could come and go as I please with no one to answer to. Landlord warn me about [CodeWord902] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord902) chicas. Me and him would be in trouble, they need to be 21+.
Unpack then wander down calle 23 La Rumpa. Then along the malecon. Stop at a bar restaurant along the malecon big pink building where they pad your bills, beware of the place.
Then walk into centro. Its evening now around 5-6 pm and many people stand outside their houses enjoying the sea breeze that blows up the street and the banter.
I notice a real cute malatta girl with her mother, grandmother and cousin. She speaks some English, tell her she is really pretty. She invites me inside for a coffee.
Lovely big room with rocking chairs, we chat for about an hour. What a unique experience this is. We walk around the corner to a bar and I spend $20 on a load of beers and we take them back and have a little party.
Later I make another trip and spend another $20 but having a great time.
I want sex with this mulatta girl. She tell me, her and her cousin will come back to my apartment with me, but don't want two girls in my apartment. She then tell me not come alone problems with police and tourists.
She wants to talk to me alone in her bedroom. Tell me can stay with her family at her house for 15 $ a night! What an offer.
I start kissing her in her bedroom, she tell me too rapido. One thing leads to another, she tell me for $50 I can fuck her now. So pay up and what a great fuck.
Shaved pussy but hairy nipples. Figure that, would prefer it the other way around. Girls if your going to shave your pussies, then do your nipples too.
Leave her at midnight with a promise to visit tomorrow, we will buy some food and she will cook a meal for us all.
I am really tired now and jet lagged. Walk along the malecon and getting a few offers from some cute chicas.
Back up calle 23 pass midnight and many girls on the streets, some too young though but very attractive, Havana is humming.
Good first night in Havana.
Well, I have actually left yet so this story is just that, still a story. I thought I would lighten things up a little and write a report not about sex but about food. I am actually talking about, churros, lunch, and ice cream cones.Food? You are talking about eating food! Now that I know I can DX (military term) reading your trip report. Enjoy your vacation.
Used sky scanner to find a flight to Havana via mexico but with a 5 hour layover, went fast though 10 hour flight from London then 2. 5 hours from mexico city to Havana.
Did my research with the real Havana guide that you can download off amazon, excellent guide although non mongering info but list some of the clubs etc.
I also paid for joneses gentleman's Havana guide and thought it lacked detail. The guy had made over 80 trips to Cuba so will operate with an unconscious competence now, that no newbie can hope to emulate.
Straight through customs and the border guard was an attractive Cuban girl with short skirt on and fishnet stocking, I was already getting turned on getting my visa stamped.
Had to wait over an hour for my luggage to come through and it was HOT!
Taxi waiting for me with my name, 20 $ to my 1 bedroom apartment in Vedado along calle 23 just round the corner from Habana libre which was my base for internet, breakfast etc.
You can use the swimming pools at Habana libre and Nacional for 16 $ a day but 13 $ goes towards food and drink. Internet is 10 $ an hour which lasts 3 days if you not use it all up..Good first night in Havana. Internet card at hotel Capri is only 4 $ per hour instead of 10 your paying, hope this helps you and others! Enjoy, I love Cuba!
The Tall Man
07-29-15, 02:48
I am really tired now and jet lagged. Walk along the malecon and getting a few offers from some cute chicas.
Back up calle 23 pass midnight and many girls on the streets, some too young though but very attractive, Havana is humming.
Good first night in Havana.What a great first day report! Thanks for posting.
Question, do you speak Spanish? Or does the girl you met and had coffee in her home with. Sex too. Speak enough English?
Look forward to more reports.
The Tall Man.
Captain Solo
07-29-15, 04:16
I like your attempt at humor. But there are lots of perverts who like sex in public restrooms. So cops set up their stings:
Xxxxxx.
CNN Mon August 27,2007.
Senator pleaded guilty, reportedly after bathroom stall incident.
Craig, 62, paid a $500 fine when he entered his guilty plea on August 8 in Hennepin County Municipal Court in Bloomington, Minnesota, according to state criminal records.
CNN confirmed that Craig was sentenced to 10 days in jail but that sentence was stayed.
Minnesota law defines disorderly conduct as brawling, disturbing a meeting or engaging in "offensive, obscene, abusive, boisterous or noisy conduct."
According to Roll Call, the arresting officer alleged that Craig lingered outside a rest room stall where the officer was sitting, then entered the stall next door and blocked the door with his luggage.
According to the arrest report cited by Roll Call, Craig tapped his right foot, which the officer said he recognized "as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct."
The report alleges Craig then touched the officer's foot with his foot and the senator "proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times," according to Roll Call.
At that point, the officer said he put his police identification down by the floor so Craig could see it and informed the senator that he was under arrest, before any sexual contact took place.
This is my first ever trip report. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
Day One: Sunday.
So I spot this cute little number at the airport. She is on display so I know she is a hardcore pro. I lean over the counter and whisper the only Spanish word I know, "cuanto'. One thing leads to another and soon I am taking it to the bathroom. Now this is a little embarrassing but I'll admit I was done in three minutes flat. I don't know whether it was because it had been so damn long, or because I was so paranoid of getting caught doing it in the bathroom. But my voracious appetite could not be suppressed any longer. I had to have her. Man was she sweet. Tasted like honey, smelt like cinnamon; my first taste of Cuba was more than I could have ever hoped for.
That night I fell asleep and dreamt of my sweet bathroom churro.
To be continued.
SirMarjAlot
07-29-15, 10:08
What a great first day report! Thanks for posting.
Question, do you speak Spanish? Or does the girl you met and had coffee in her home with. Sex too. Speak enough English?
Look forward to more reports.
The Tall Man.You're welcome, gained quite a bit of knowledge from here, so only good I should pay back with some of my own experiences.
I speak a few words of Spanish, been learning via.
https://www.duolingo.com/
Which makes it quite fun, addicted to this app now and can download to mobile phone, but need an internet connection to at least download the new lessons then can use offline.
Yes, she spoke very good English. So made it a lot easier. She was a dancer and ballerina. Very slim and fit body. She has travelled to Europe before and been back a few months.
Made me a little suspicious she has done this sort of thing before, maybe has foreign boyfriends and or sponsors. Don't know. I not want to get involved though, lovely girl as she was.
I wanted some variety. I was in Havana for 15 nights.
Thanks for the heads up on the Capri. I take 24/7 internet access for granted in the UK. Even travelled through Cambodia last year where had a local sim card 5 $ all week with data and listened to internet radio with few interruptions.
So load up your MP3 player with lots of good music and maybe some video too.
2 minutes from my apartment there was a bank with many working ATMs and a Cadeca where you could change money. The cadeca was open from 8 - 8. For £150 I was getting 225 CUC with no fee. They not accept any notes with tears or writing.
I only had one note like this but was then OK to change in the bank. Used the ATMs couple of times with no problems. Same exchange rate but a 6 CUC fee.
Some good eateries along calle 23 too more geared to locals all listed in the real havana guide. You could get a big meal, couple of beers for 10 cuc.
You're welcome, gained quite a bit of knowledge from here, so only good I should pay back with some of my own experiences.
I speak a few words of Spanish, been learning via.
https://www.duolingo.com/
Which makes it quite fun, addicted to this app now and can download to mobile phone, but need an internet connection to at least download the new lessons then can use offline.
Yes, she spoke very good English. So made it a lot easier. She was a dancer and ballerina. Very slim and fit body. She has travelled to Europe before and been back a few months.
Made me a little suspicious she has done this sort of thing before, maybe has foreign boyfriends and or sponsors. Don't know. I not want to get involved though, lovely girl as she was.
I wanted some variety. I was in Havana for 15 nights.
Thanks for the heads up on the Capri. I take 24/7 internet access for granted in the UK. Even travelled through Cambodia last year where had a local sim card 5 $ all week with data and listened to internet radio with few interruptions.
So load up your MP3 player with lots of good music and maybe some video too.
2 minutes from my apartment there was a bank with many working ATMs and a Cadeca where you could change money. The cadeca was open from 8 - 8. For 150 I was getting 225 CUC with no fee. They not accept any notes with tears or writing.
I only had one note like this but was then OK to change in the bank. Used the ATMs couple of times with no problems. Same exchange rate but a 6 CUC fee.
Some good eateries along calle 23 too more geared to locals all listed in the real havana guide. You could get a big meal, couple of beers for 10 cuc.Would anyone know if a Charles Schwab will work at these ATM? I'm thinking because the embargo is still intact, I don't think it will but if it does, it will make my world a lot easier while in Cuba.
BeersTerry
07-30-15, 02:02
As far as I know, it is still illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba except under license. It is also illegal for American companies to facilitate transactions with Cuba. I believe that means none of your American cards or American affiliated cards will work. Unless that has been recently changed and I am not aware.
Kalifornication
07-30-15, 02:29
As far as I know, it is still illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba except under license. It is also illegal for American companies to facilitate transactions with Cuba. I believe that means none of your American cards or American affiliated cards will work. Unless that has been recently changed and I am not aware.Technically it's not illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba, it's illegal to spend American currency in Cuba. Fortunately, there are quite a few exceptions. The license requirement in the past required an actual physical license from the treasury dept. Now, Americans can simply self certify. No. You cannot use your ATM card in Cuba, you must wait for us banks to open in Cuba, but that is moving fast as it appears a Florida bank is about to initiate. The Cuba as we know it is about to change dramatically, for better and for worse.
Technically it's not illegal for Americans to travel to Cuba, it's illegal to spend American currency in Cuba. Fortunately, there are quite a few exceptions. The license requirement in the past required an actual physical license from the treasury dept. Now, Americans can simply self certify. No. You cannot use your ATM card in Cuba, you must wait for us banks to open in Cuba, but that is moving fast as it appears a Florida bank is about to initiate. The Cuba as we know it is about to change dramatically, for better and for worse.You are 100 percent correct Sir, "simply certify" is correct but make sure you have the backup documentation. My last trip I tried this and here is what happened:
I booked through ABC charters out of Miami for 399 usd for the non-stop flight and 100 usd for the tourist card, I also signed an affidavit saying my trip was for cultural purposes. The boarding was uneventful but at customs in Havana I was told to wait in a corner till no one else was waiting about 90 minutes. A lady then came out and asked me a bunch of questions (where I was staying, my job, what was my job etc) and walked me to my luggage and I was cleared. There was a form they had passed out on the plane asking what group you were with so I left it blank and I think that is what drew the flag. Leaving Cuba was problem free then I arrived for customs in Miami. I had a fake agenda on my phone with a few receipts from my trip just in case. The customs lady asked for my invitation papers but I directed her question to my itinerary and receipts but she said she didn't care about that and she wanted to see my invitation letter. My mind is thinking fast so I told her I left it at my home because I didn't think I would need that. She looked at me over her glasses and said' Mr Gogo you need invitation papers and you can't go to Cuba by yourself". I looked confused and for sympathy as I was caught red handed. My nice demeanor played in my favor as she just gave me a warning and said don't let it happen again. I cleared the airport with no further problems.
I asked around to find out how I could get invited to Cuba and ran into road blocks unless I was willing to pay handsomely for the endorsement. I don't play with religion but some guys are going down sponsored by churches and they have you on a tight schedule as they try to hook you up with good Cuban girls you can one day marry and bring back to the States. You can also go as part of a sports group but you will pay for the privilege and you will have to attend their events and be under their authority. Its about connections and payoffs. These groups that invite Americans have to apply with the Cuban government and depending on who you know and how much you pay will determine if you get approved. My Uncle runs a sport non-profit in the Dominican Republic so I tried to get hooked up through him. He said he applied to the Cuban authorities over a year ago to have his non-profit go to Cuba to attend sporting events and nobody has replied back. He then reached out to sports people in Cuba to try to work from the inside and was told that the guidelines are strict for people to have the authority to invite people to Cuba. If your aren't a well known organization or have connections in Cuba and Miami then you will be denied.
Finnish Fucker
08-05-15, 21:17
Some thoughts of Havana bars and clubs and eastern beaches after spending last week in Cuba.
1. Casa de La Musica (Centro). Visited on a Sunday night. Place was not packed. Good aircon, decent lineup. Took a negrita to my casa. This place apparently has a disco in the afternoon as well, some girls were hanging around the entrance waiting for guys to take them in at 17.00 in the afternoon.
2. La Cecilia. A Friday night visit. Big outdoor club in Miramar. A bit far away from Vedado and prepare to pay 15-20 CUC taxi one way. 20 CUC entry, some "famous" Cuban music group was playing. The place was packed. Many non-pros and a decent selection of pros. The putas were mostly skinny white skinned type. Reminded me of the romanian hookers in German FKK clubs. Some decent looking mulatas in the mix. Best looking girls were definately the non-pros. It was a hot and humid night, no wind, and of course no ventilators to ease the pain. I did not take any puta out that night.
3. Shangri-La, Bolabana, Up&Down. These Vedado / Miramar bars are new and all similar to each other. Small places, not so many people on those nights I visited. Lot of non-pros, some odd putas in the mix, not nice quality ones. Good aircon, that's all good news. IMO not worth visiting, poor ambience.
4. Melia Habana hotel lobby bar. Small hotel bar, handful of putas, mostly jaded ones. Asking 100-150 CUC for one hour, no thanks.
5. La Rampa bars near Tryp Havana hotel, Tikoa, Sofia etc. These places are dump. Not attractive girls, crap service from the staff. Need some dynamite to improve. Avoid!
6. Salon Rojo. I visited this club on Thursday night. It was packed with people. Full of putas even though they can't enter the club alone. Decent quality of the girls. Took one slim morena to the casa. Hit or miss place.
7. Hotel Inglaterra. Few pros in the hotel bar and also outside the hotel looking for a prey.
7. Don Cangrejo. I visited this place twice, both on Saturday night. Place was packed both times. Mixture of pros and non-pros. Some great looking girls, unfortunately all of the best ones were non-pros, not available. Putas are sitting in the back area close to the sea. Many white skinned slim ones, I saw some same faces in La Cecilia. It was hot like hell even though it is an outdoor club, no wind to cool things down. I took a mulata back to my casa one night. IMO maybe the best club in Havana.
I also visited the beaches of del Este. Santa Maria del Mar and Guanabo. Lot of people on Santa Maria, also a lot of police. Difficult to pick up girls. Besides the beach there is nothing in Santa Maria. Some old shitty hotels like Tropicoco. This place must have been brought from Tshernobyl.
Guanabo is a small town, a real shithole in my opinion. Guanabo beach is not as nice as Santa Maria but there were some putas available for a fuck. I took one skinny negrita to my casa. Nothing to write home about. There are also a few putas on the streets and bars. Some lie their age. I tried to bring a hot morena to my casa one night. After looking on the ID of the girl, the mama of the casa said this one is only 17 and sended her away. Then commenting to me that these dumbass hookers don't even know how to calculate. Made me smile.
There are a lot of people on the Malecon in Havana during evening and nights. Some putas in the mix but mostly normal people having a drink. And a lot of teenagers under 18 so be cautious.
The food has not improved a lot since 2,5 years of my previous visit. Some new Paladars and private bars which had decent quality of food had arisen though. I made a stupid mistake and ate food from street grills on my first days and thus shitted water for the rest of my trip. A piece of advice, bring in a bag full of Imodium to Cuba, they don't have proper medicine for diarrhea in the farmacies.
I should have brought some gifts for the putas. They tried to rip me off from everything in my room. After shave (for men!) Sun lotions (I need that! Cosmetics etc. But after all I paid them fairly well so be at ease.
I got a 600 Euro bargain for flight tickets with russian airlines Aeroflot and thus made it to Havana. This was my second trip to Cuba and probably the last. I got sick and tired of all the bullshitting, jineteros, crappy service in the restaurants and bars, taxi drivers ripping you off, all the duplicitous people trying to fool you and asking for money for nothing. I felt like the seat cushion for two fat people at a football game. I am sure the yanks will bring in some improvements after the borders will open for free tourism (if this happens). Anyhow I will not go to Cuba to witness this, still so many other interesting mongering places to visit in this world.
Amigo of King
08-07-15, 18:40
You're welcome, gained quite a bit of knowledge from here, so only good I should pay back with some of my own experiences.
I speak a few words of Spanish, been learning via.
https://www.duolingo.com/
Which makes it quite fun, addicted to this app now and can download to mobile phone, but need an internet connection to at least download the new lessons then can use offline.
Yes, she spoke very good English. So made it a lot easier. She was a dancer and ballerina. Very slim and fit body. She has travelled to Europe before and been back a few months.
Made me a little suspicious she has done this sort of thing before, maybe has foreign boyfriends and or sponsors. Don't know. I not want to get involved though, lovely girl as she was.
I wanted some variety. I was in Havana for 15 nights..Thanks for the tip about duolingo.com.
I am going to Santo Domingo DR for 8 months starting in September and I have started using the program in advance of going. It will help give me a start before going there. I will also be taking an intensified course of Spanish at Univesidad APEC. Just $60 for 8 weeks of 4 hours a day,5 days a week of Spanish. During that time I will have applied for my dual citizenship as I am married to a Dominican and all ready have my temporary residency. I hope then to travel to Cuba using my Dominican passport. I haven't checked yet but there must be flights form Santo Domingo to Havana.
The Tall Man
08-10-15, 05:37
Thanks for sharing. I just pulled the trigger for my first time in Havana August 20 to August 29.
Question, which part of Havana did you stay in? One hotel or casa or different locations?
Also, how do you dress in the nightclubs? Are jeans and short sleeve button shirts acceptable?
You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
Thanks,
The Tall Man.
Some thoughts of Havana bars and clubs and eastern beaches after spending last week in Cuba.
1. Casa de La Musica (Centro). Visited on a Sunday night. Place was not packed. Good aircon, decent lineup. Took a negrita to my casa. This place apparently has a disco in the afternoon as well, some girls were hanging around the entrance waiting for guys to take them in at 17.00 in the afternoon.
2. La Cecilia. A Friday night visit. Big outdoor club in Miramar. A bit far away from Vedado and prepare to pay 15-20 CUC taxi one way. 20 CUC entry, some "famous" Cuban music group was playing. The place was packed. Many non-pros and a decent selection of pros. The putas were mostly skinny white skinned type. Reminded me of the romanian hookers in German FKK clubs. Some decent looking mulatas in the mix. Best looking girls were definately the non-pros. It was a hot and humid night, no wind, and of course no ventilators to ease the pain. I did not take any puta out that night.
3. Shangri-La, Bolabana, Up&Down. These Vedado / Miramar bars are new and all similar to each other. Small places, not so many people on those nights I visited. Lot of non-pros, some odd putas in the mix, not nice quality ones. Good aircon, that's all good news. IMO not worth visiting, poor ambience.
4. Melia Habana hotel lobby bar. Small hotel bar, handful of putas, mostly jaded ones. Asking 100-150 CUC for one hour, no thanks.
5. La Rampa bars near Tryp Havana hotel, Tikoa, Sofia etc. These places are dump. Not attractive girls, crap service from the staff. Need some dynamite to improve. Avoid!
6. Salon Rojo. I visited this club on Thursday night. It was packed with people. Full of putas even though they can't enter the club alone. Decent quality of the girls. Took one slim morena to the casa. Hit or miss place.
7. Hotel Inglaterra. Few pros in the hotel bar and also outside the hotel looking for a prey.
7. Don Cangrejo. I visited this place twice, both on Saturday night. Place was packed both times. Mixture of pros and non-pros. Some great looking girls, unfortunately all of the best ones were non-pros, not available. Putas are sitting in the back area close to the sea. Many white skinned slim ones, I saw some same faces in La Cecilia. It was hot like hell even though it is an outdoor club, no wind to cool things down. I took a mulata back to my casa one night. IMO maybe the best club in Havana.
I also visited the beaches of del Este. Santa Maria del Mar and Guanabo. Lot of people on Santa Maria, also a lot of police. Difficult to pick up girls. Besides the beach there is nothing in Santa Maria. Some old shitty hotels like Tropicoco. This place must have been brought from Tshernobyl.
Guanabo is a small town, a real shithole in my opinion. Guanabo beach is not as nice as Santa Maria but there were some putas available for a fuck. I took one skinny negrita to my casa. Nothing to write home about. There are also a few putas on the streets and bars. Some lie their age. I tried to bring a hot morena to my casa one night. After looking on the ID of the girl, the mama of the casa said this one is only 17 and sended her away. Then commenting to me that these dumbass hookers don't even know how to calculate. Made me smile.
There are a lot of people on the Malecon in Havana during evening and nights. Some putas in the mix but mostly normal people having a drink. And a lot of teenagers under 18 so be cautious.
The food has not improved a lot since 2,5 years of my previous visit. Some new Paladars and private bars which had decent quality of food had arisen though. I made a stupid mistake and ate food from street grills on my first days and thus shitted water for the rest of my trip. A piece of advice, bring in a bag full of Imodium to Cuba, they don't have proper medicine for diarrhea in the farmacies.
I should have brought some gifts for the putas. They tried to rip me off from everything in my room. After shave (for men!) Sun lotions (I need that! Cosmetics etc. But after all I paid them fairly well so be at ease.
I got a 600 Euro bargain for flight tickets with russian airlines Aeroflot and thus made it to Havana. This was my second trip to Cuba and probably the last. I got sick and tired of all the bullshitting, jineteros, crappy service in the restaurants and bars, taxi drivers ripping you off, all the duplicitous people trying to fool you and asking for money for nothing. I felt like the seat cushion for two fat people at a football game. I am sure the yanks will bring in some improvements after the borders will open for free tourism (if this happens). Anyhow I will not go to Cuba to witness this, still so many other interesting mongering places to visit in this world.
Also, how do you dress in the nightclubs? Are jeans and short sleeve button shirts acceptable? You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
I would wear sleeve button shirts if the club is open space as it can be humid during August nights, I remember wearing a full shirt and sweating so bad even before reaching the club. Some days the breeze does come in, but I would not take a chance. I have seen mongers wearing Ts / denims and also wearing shirts / trousers like they are going for a job interview. I try to be in the middle, nothing too formal or casual.
There is always a police patrol in the playa across Tropicoco. The cops walk the playa as well as stand on the wooden elevator and watch with binoculars. So, the chicas are very cautious. There are some hardcore ones, often negras who care a damn about the cops and approach you. Otherwise, it is not something great for mongering. Keep in mind there are places around Tropicoco where you can scout talent. I prefer taking a taxi collectivo to go there simply because there is a possibility of meeting someone. Also, I would get off at the Via Blanca stop and walk down hill to the playa. It is a slope down, so an easy walk and during weekends there are a lot of chicas walking the way. There are quite a few eateries that have popped up around the playa. You can meet chicas while buying food there as well as the CUC mercado in front of Tropicoco. Important, chicas are not standing there to meet mongers, you just have to give them a look, smile and make an effort.
If you know spanish or can atleast have a conversation, and willing to go for a long hunt then you will be ok. Otherwise, just go there and enjoy the playa.
Thanks for sharing. I just pulled the trigger for my first time in Havana August 20 to August 29.
Question, which part of Havana did you stay in? One hotel or casa or different locations?
Also, how do you dress in the nightclubs? Are jeans and short sleeve button shirts acceptable?
You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
Thanks,
The Tall Man.Jeans and short sleeve shirts are acceptable in nightclubs. So are t-shirts and Polos. As long as you look clean and don't look like shit you'll be fine.
The beach in front of Tropicoco is very popular with the locals. Best day to visit the beach is Sunday. This is typically the day all the Cubans go to the beach. You will have a bigger variety to choose from.
You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
Thanks,
The Tall Man.The beach scene is VERY different these days in regards to available girls. It used to be that all you had to do is sit under an umbrella and wait for the parade. If someone interested you, you would invite her to seat with you. Many of the fotos posted by me were pulls from the beach. That is no longer the case. Now, while still possible, you have to be very discreet. Police, both uniformed and undercover are always present, along with manned observation posts. Girls that approach a yuma, unless they have an arrangement with the police, are asking to be pulled to the side and questioned. Going into the water is a possible way to meet but the police with binoculars on the observation posts could be watching.
Off the beach, there are several kioskos selling food and refreshments possibly with some ladies hanging around.
The ongoing stifling of opportunities to meet chicas has caused several of my friends from returning to Cuba.
SirMarjAlot
08-11-15, 07:26
Thanks for sharing. I just pulled the trigger for my first time in Havana August 20 to August 29.
Question, which part of Havana did you stay in? One hotel or casa or different locations?
Also, how do you dress in the nightclubs? Are jeans and short sleeve button shirts acceptable?
You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
Thanks,
The Tall Man.I went to a few clubs and there was no dress code, I wore sandals shorts and short sleeve shirt, simply because it was too hot to wear anything else, inside sangria la etc it is air conditioned.
From central park you can take the air conditioned coach to Playa de Este, for 5 cuc return. Runs from 9 am to 6 pm every 40 minutes very comfortable and takes around 20 minutes also stopping at the fort on the way.
It passes the Tropicano, the beach here gets packed. The last stop is the quietest Marazul or something it is called. There is a little hut that sells lovely pina colada for $1 - umbrella plus lounger was 4 cuc.
The beach here is very nice, lovely clean warm sea too.
I had one beauty walk pass me look round and smile, further down the beach she waved me to follow her, but not want to lose my base. But opportunities on the beach were far and few between, for me.
I went to a few clubs and there was no dress code, I wore sandals shorts and short sleeve shirt, simply because it was too hot to wear anything else, inside sangria la etc it is air conditioned.
From central park you can take the air conditioned coach to Playa de Este, for 5 cuc return. Runs from 9 am to 6 pm every 40 minutes very comfortable and takes around 20 minutes also stopping at the fort on the way.
It passes the Tropicano, the beach here gets packed. The last stop is the quietest Marazul or something it is called. There is a little hut that sells lovely pina colada for $1 - umbrella plus lounger was 4 cuc.
The beach here is very nice, lovely clean warm sea too.
I had one beauty walk pass me look round and smile, further down the beach she waved me to follow her, but not want to lose my base. But opportunities on the beach were far and few between, for me.Man I love that hut that sells the piña coladas. The bus in front of Ingleterra hotel is 5 cuc as he just posted but it seemed like the ride was about 40 minutes but very comfortable.
Talking about weird shit with the beach; my first girl in Cuba I met at Santa Maria beach. She was there with another girl and a dude and they were playing in the water in front of me but completely ignored me. A dude who worked there saw me checking her out and asked if I wanted him to call her over. I responded no because I don't like dudes I don't know involved in my pussy hunt but as I'm saying no he invites her over. She said she was independent and just spending the day at the beach with friends and the guy was a cop. About 30 minutes later the girl and I were on the bus headed to her Casa particular in Centro Havana. Over the next 3 visits I would often see her working Prada and this made me think. Before the guy at the beach called her over she wouldn't even look my way but she is a known pro in Havana; was this the police following me to set me up with the hooker test to get someone close to me for my first visit to Cuba to gauge my intentions there? Another trip the cop popped up at a bar she and I were at and sat down to chit chat about my life in America. I asked about racism in Cuba and the girl said yes there is racism but the cop over talked her to cut her off to disagree which let me know they weren't on the same page completely. I later cut the girl off completely but I can't help but wonder if I was set up from the get go.
The Tall Man
08-11-15, 16:00
My sincere thanks to Taboc, MrSoulo, Cubiche and SirMarjAlot for your reply's and suggestions.
You all sum up the beach scene the same, what a hassle. Even a bit of a struggle getting a SW or club girl back to the casa.
Having mongered in many countries as long as I have little expectations and view the travel as just another experience in life's journey, when I have this mind set I typically come out of the visit at the other end just simply enjoying the adventure of it.
It sounds like I need to keep this same mindset in my travels to Cuba next week.
I recall back in 1999 to 2002 I had to pick either Brazil or Cuba, yes I chose Brazil and had a great time on a number of trips. Times have changed, the scene has changed in both countries. If I had to pick again I don't know if I would chose any different EVEN knowing what I know now how vastly things have changed in Cuba during the past +/- 15 years.
Thanks again!
The Tall Man.
From central park you can take the air conditioned coach to Playa de Este, for 5 cuc return. Runs from 9 am to 6 pm every 40 minutes very comfortable and takes around 20 minutes also stopping at the fort on the way.
This bus is very comfortable, and better than the commuter buses in LA. It is also 5 CUC only for a return, actually I believe it is a day pass. Here is another option who are a bit adventurous. There are taxi collectivos running between Havana and the Playa at Tropicoco. They start from the corner of Havana train station which is about 5-10 minute walk from El Capitolio or about 15 minute walk from Parque Central. During the weekends, there is a taxi collectivo every 15 minute or so. During weekdays, not many, may be one an hour or many times none at all. However there are many of them going to Guanabo, so you can get off at the bus stop on Via Blanca. Just tell the driver you are going to the Playa at Tropicoco. You will probably the only yuma in the taxi as it is meant for Cubans. It costs 20 moneda national, or little less than 1 CUC one way. It is not the lesser cost that makes the difference, rather it is a cuban experience and the possibility to getting to know someone. On the way back, there are enough taxis during the weekend that start from the road parallel to playa or from the parking lot across. Same cost. During weekdays, you need to hike up the road to Via Blanca. After being in the sun, swimming, drinking a lot, I find it difficult to do on the return journey. So end up waiting for a taxi straight to Havana, or to Via Blanca and then flag off taxis returning from Guanabo. It is a hassle, for me it is worth it.
I can also write about a bus (#400) that costs 1 moneda national or I guess 4 cent US (my mind is going crazy doing this conversion, probably less than 5 cent) to the Via Blanca stop mentioned earlier. You can take this bus from a stop neat El Capitolio. Just ask people there, tell them bus numero 400. It would take forever to reach, getting seat during a weekend is like winning lottery, it is a little too much, so don't do that, I still do, you decide.
Just one more thing if y'all dont mind me saying this. All this cheap service is at the cost of those hard working cubans. By taking a bus, we are taking a seat away from a cuban who can only afford this to take his kids to the playa. So, please be mindful of this and be generous whenever you can. May be buy peanuts or sweets or whatever from the lady selling in a park, buy a beer for a guy who gives you good directions, if you are eating in the cuban window restaurants then tip the lady working there.
Finnish Fucker
08-11-15, 19:37
Thanks for sharing. I just pulled the trigger for my first time in Havana August 20 to August 29.
Question, which part of Havana did you stay in? One hotel or casa or different locations?
Also, how do you dress in the nightclubs? Are jeans and short sleeve button shirts acceptable?
You mention the Tropicoco hotel and the beach, did you check out the beach scene infront of the hotel? Would you recommend a day and early evening visit to the beach to check out the available girls?
Thanks,
The Tall Man.I stayed in a casa in Vedado. As other mongers already wrote about dress code, jeans and short sleeve shirts or t-shirts are ok for the clubs. At the moment it is hot like hell in Havana so forget about long sleeves.
The beach scene is a hit and miss. Policia, policia is an obstacle. Don't expect too much for the beach, just enjoy it as a beach and find your prey elsewhere.
My sincere thanks to Taboc, MrSoulo, Cubiche and SirMarjAlot for your reply's and suggestions.
You all sum up the beach scene the same, what a hassle. Even a bit of a struggle getting a SW or club girl back to the casa.
Having mongered in many countries as long as I have little expectations and view the travel as just another experience in life's journey, when I have this mind set I typically come out of the visit at the other end just simply enjoying the adventure of it.
It sounds like I need to keep this same mindset in my travels to Cuba next week.
I recall back in 1999 to 2002 I had to pick either Brazil or Cuba, yes I chose Brazil and had a great time on a number of trips. Times have changed, the scene has changed in both countries. If I had to pick again I don't know if I would chose any different EVEN knowing what I know now how vastly things have changed in Cuba during the past +/- 15 years.
Thanks again!
The Tall Man.15 years ago, IMO Brasil was hands down the best pick. Not just over Cuba, but probably over anywhere. For Cuba, the glory days were the 90's.
Hi,
From what it seems the us dollar is 1 to 1 almost with the cuc. For mongering that doesn't seem cheap to me. If the average girl cost 50 cuc that's 50 usd. What do I have it right. I read the forums and club girls go from 50 to 150 cuc and street girls range from 50 cuc? Can someone help me understand the price structure its inconsistent and can't make up my mind if the trip is worth it. If I go I will add a full report.
First, thank you to everyone who offered advice and patiently read through my posts.
I planned on staying a week but left after two days. I arrived at my hotel in Vedado at about 3 pm on July 30 after a transfer from Varadero airport. The area was packed with people sitting on the steps near the libre hotel. It was scorching hot and most of the tourists packed the hotel lobbies. Lots of Cubans everywhere of all ages. Lots of nice looking girls for sure.
I told my casa owner in central I'd be arriving around 4 pm, so I decided to walk there right after dropping off my luggage. Mistake. Super hot outside, all the stores I walked in seemed to be out of water, so I ended up just drinking lots of juice. Anyways, long story short, I tried to walk down Neptuno street but got lost and it ended up taking me two hours to find the casa. Should have just took a cab. When I arrived, casa owner was there but he told me apt was rented. You guys said this was common and likely known well in advance, so when he tried to refer me somewhere else I declined. I took a cab back to my hotel as I had to use the bathroom. Toilet had no water, oh well could be worse. You get what you pay for. They did a good job of killing the roaches, but not so much sweeping them up. Es Cuba!
Initially I wondered if this hotel was chica friendly, as it was a real dive. No such luck. A lot of employees sitting around in the tiny lobby and the side door had security 24/7. I bought a couple beers and hung around the patio bar for a few hours. Only had 1 lady asking for milk for her baby the first day, and a ton of guys asking me where I was from. Oddly I never had a girl approach me once and I never even really saw many police. Most of them were near the malecon preparing for carnival the next week.
I went to a very nice paladar two blocks away called la Pailla the Fonda. I had a pork chop dinner with rice and beans and a cristal for 7 cuc. Very delicious. I figured I would start thinking about girls the next day so I just went back to my hotel for the night and watched a naked and afraid marathon on discovery. Only had two English channels and ESPN was the other. Slept like crap that night as it was a Thursday and the music was loud outside and there were car horns honking until 2 am. Thankfully they didn't start again til 7 am.
The next day I walked up and down 23rd from the trip down to the malecon. Had a 11 am meeting with my tour rep at the hotel St. John but they didn't show. At that time I still planned on staying a week so I was a little disappointed. Spent the afternoon walking, buying beers (avg was about two cuc a can along la rampa). Lots of people around vying for WiFi signals. Got a few more leche for baby women, and a lot of guys with nice cell phones asking me how I was doing. One guy followed me for four blocks after I left the cadeca near Coppellia park. Scared the crap out of me. He stopped to talk to me eventually and I asked where I could find WiFi, he told me the Libre, then asked for five cucs. I told him to bugger off. BTW, one hour WiFi there was 10 cuc. I got 74 cuc for 100 cad at the cadeca BTW. Bank machines there as well, and beside the zorro jazz club. My debit card worked no problem.
Friday was another super hot day and people were everywhere. My general impression was most people were just doing their everyday things and not really aware of the tourists. 99% of the time someone talked to me I felt like I was being hassled. It is my fault as I know very little Spanish and a translator app doesn't cut it. Spanish is a must. If I was going to get laid it would have to be with a hardcore and I would have to rely on her to find a place to go as well. Long story short. No Spanish, first timer, look like a solo traveler = not good. As I already felt unsafe in a few circumstances I didn't feel like taking any risks just for sex with a hooker. So I gave up on the idea all together. Most of the girls I saw that were obvious hookers I would have felt pretty sleazy with, and the other girls wouldn't look my way. I went to the libre and booked a flight home at 8 am the next day. Cost me more for that flight home then it did for my round trip + hotel for the week. Spent $1500 to stay for two nights but lessoned learned. I just did not feel comfortable. I negotiated a cab from Havana to Varadero airport for 85 cuc. Took 1 1/2 hrs but comfortable.
In summation. I traveled solo, single male, been to Havana before in 2004. Lots of hustlers, very hot, prices for everything have gone way up. There are police but not tons everywhere. Never felt like they were watching me. Lots of beautiful girls in Vedado and centro. Not once was I approached by a girl aside for milk money. Spanish is a must. This place is not for newbies, it takes work, patience, and lowered expectations,. I think Adinga is spot on with his assessments. I had some very good food, people always smiled but otherwise busy with everyday stuff. Plan your trip well, have lots of casa options, travel with a partner, and expect hiccups. I'm sure it could be paradise for some, but for me I felt. Off.
So that's it. Not the glowing report we usually see but honest nonetheless.
Thanks again to Gogo, Adinga, and Taboc in particular.
The Tall Man
08-17-15, 15:55
Hi,
From what it seems the us dollar is 1 to 1 almost with the cuc. For mongering that doesn't seem cheap to me. If the average girl cost 50 cuc that's 50 usd. What do I have it right. I read the forums and club girls go from 50 to 150 cuc and street girls range from 50 cuc? Can someone help me understand the price structure its inconsistent and can't make up my mind if the trip is worth it. If I go I will add a full report.I too have my doubts but all things considered I pulled the trigger and am arriving in Havana this Thursday August 20th. I will report my experiences and if my expectations were met.
"Just do it"! Even if cost is on par with other mongering waterholes I love the adventure and experience of visiting new places and seeing for myself how things work.
The Tall Man.
I too have my doubts but all things considered I pulled the trigger and am arriving in Havana this Thursday August 20th. I will report my experiences and if my expectations were met.
"Just do it"! Even if cost is on par with other mongering waterholes I love the adventure and experience of visiting new places and seeing for myself how things work.
The Tall Man.I've said it lots of time, I keep reading people paying 10 cuc for 1 HR Internet, it's 4 cuc 1 HR hotel Capri just walk up to lobby desk and they sell the cards their, if you know how to travel, you will have fun in Cuba, the last report he was walking for 2 hrs looking for casa, he must of passed at least 99 of them in two hrs! Do your homework and you will have a blast! Good times,
I've said it lots of time, I keep reading people paying 10 cuc for 1 HR Internet, it's 4 cuc 1 HR hotel Capri just walk up to lobby desk and they sell the cards their, if you know how to travel, you will have fun in Cuba, the last report he was walking for 2 hrs looking for casa, he must of passed at least 99 of them in two hrs! Do your homework and you will have a blast! Good times,I didn't spend 2 hours looking for a casa to stay in, I spent 2 hours trying to find the casa I had reserved before I left for Cuba. I passed dozens of casas in my time there, but after the first full day there I had pretty much made up my mind that I didn't want to be there anymore anyways. ID rather just fly back home. I know I could have also gotten cheaper internet elsewhere had I walked more, but I had already gotten lost once, all the cab drivers were in hustle mode, I was frustrated, it was almost 40 c that day. And I took the easy way out and just spent the 10 cuc at the hotel across the street.
I spent months on these boards researching, but unfortunately a series of bad events soured my experience. I'm sure others are luckier than I am.
First, thanks for your honest report, you said you would report back and you did. I think when you summed it up by saying " learn basic Spanish, team up with someone, and be prepared for problems to surface" that was correct but we also told you this prior to you going.
I think you quit too soon and didn't shake the jinx. I've also had trips before where everything goes wrong the first few days of my trip and then the last few everything falls into line. You could have made it a sightseeing trip to view all the history before it is ruined by the American dollar. You could have even taken a non-stop flight to the DR for a few days and returned for your departure from Cuba. For what you paid to change the flight and go home early is ridiculous.
Maybe traveling isn't in your blood anymore because you gave up on everything; The Casa, the resort, avenida 23, the taxi hustlers, and everything else in Cuba except one restaurant.
It was a missed opportunity and a very expensive one at that, I guess we can say that Maybe Cuba got the last laugh.
I have to agree with Mr Gogo. Why not stick it out and see if you can make it work? While Spanish certainly helps, I've visited plenty of places where I didn't speak the language and I still managed to have a decent time. Regarding the temperature, get real. If you don't like steaming hot weather, don't visit Havana in August. Weather charts are one of the first things I look at when I'm planning a trip.
All of that said, Cuba is definitely not as easy of a mongering venue as some of the other places. And it generally isn't cheap either.
Sammytheman
08-18-15, 06:31
Thanks for the report sir. 1st time I went to Cuba, I felt the same way. I wanted to leave the next day. I travelled solo just like yourself to a resort in Varadero. But I gave it another shot and took a wingman next trip and have been there 18 more times and absolutely love it!
SirMarjAlot
08-18-15, 07:32
Due to jet lag was up early and went for an early morning walk along the Malecon.
I travel better east than west.
Later that day I met up with my casa landlord and paid him for 5 nights. He could introduce me to a nice mulatto girl aged 26 for 60 cuc.
He not have any pics of her on his mobile, so let it go, like to do my own hunting.
Plan was tonight to walk down Neptuno from Vedado into centro and then into the old town.
When you cross Infanta you pass from Vedado to Centro. Almost a group of black girls call me over.
One of them is real cute, lovely big black rack on her.
She grabs my balls and says Bonga Bonga! Whatever that means?
She would do nicely, aged probably about 19. She led me a few doors down into an old couples casa and for 10 CUC we could use their bedroom.
Not convenient to take the girl back to my casa, a taxi would have tried to charge the same amount, so went with the flow.
Agreed with the girl 40 CUC.
Lovely tits, almost made me want to cum just looking at her tits, she gave me some BBBJ before bending her over the bed and fucking her doggy.
Her pussy smelt a bit and for a young girl was like throwing a sausage in a bucket.
Many casa have en suite bathroom, prefer this as I want the girl to shower and me, provides a much better experience, especially with all that heat outside.
Good time though, wanted to take pic, but she say no! Then I offer her 5 cuc for pic and she say yes!
Centro was becoming my harem, my brothel, going well so far as far as meeting chicas I like went I want.
I have to agree with Mr Gogo. Why not stick it out and see if you can make it work? While Spanish certainly helps, I've visited plenty of places where I didn't speak the language and I still managed to have a decent time. Regarding the temperature, get real. If you don't like steaming hot weather, don't visit Havana in August. Weather charts are one of the first things I look at when I'm planning a trip.
All of that said, Cuba is definitely not as easy of a mongering venue as some of the other places. And it generally isn't cheap either.I agree with everything you said and it is hard to explain, but my gut was really sending me odd signals. Like I was in impending danger. I know I am overreacting but that is how I felt at the time. This was my 7th trip to Cuba, 2nd to Havana, but my first attempt at Mongering, and that was my problem. I underestimated the game. I probably should have stuck it out longer, switched to a hotel with a pool, and found another casa. Looking back, I am sure I could have had a fine time doing the normal tourist thing there but I went with my gut.
I've said it lots of time, I keep reading people paying 10 cuc for 1 HR Internet, it's 4 cuc 1 HR hotel Capri just walk up to lobby desk and they sell the cards their, if you know how to travel, you will have fun in Cuba, the last report he was walking for 2 hrs looking for casa, he must of passed at least 99 of them in two hrs! Do your homework and you will have a blast! Good times,Most people are paying the high price cards haven't heard about the capri hotel low price out in vedado, first I knew about it. Havana libre hotel 10 cuc, in centro havana parque central hotel they won't sell to you unless you are a guest, but in the ajoining hotel anex part the cafe price is 9 cuc, they would not even give this info out at the desk. Plaza hotel 2 blocks away is 8 cuc. In the varadero airport the price is 4. 50cuc, at the wifi card company office about 20 meters from the cadeca. This info from April 2015. In April I asked for 2 cards in the cafe when the plaza was out of stock, he said 9 cuc, when I walked onto the street thinking what a good deal, I looked and they were 30 minute cards, I went back in and he said we are out of the 1 hour cards. My smile was short lived.
Most of the girls I saw that were obvious hookers I would have felt pretty sleazy with, and the other girls wouldn't look my way. Dandyist, We all learn from experiences, and unfortunately it is an expensive one for you. You felt unsafe and left, what if you have stayed and something happened to you? So, I think you made the right call to leave. Many of us would not understand why you did what you did, same like why we do not understand someone being schinzopronic (you are not BTW).
I can understand the heat, a language you do not understand, macho cubanos etc would have played a role I think. You could have stepped out of Havana, and went to Playa Del Este, and relaxed in the beach and could have taken a tour and slowly get used to the place. Again, you elt what you felt, who am I to analyze that.
The milk thing is a scam. Children get free milk every day as well as eggs.
The Tall Man
08-20-15, 00:52
Dandyist, We all learn from experiences, and unfortunately it is an expensive one for you. You felt unsafe and left, what if you have stayed and something happened to you? So, I think you made the right call to leave. Many of us would not understand why you did what you did, same like why we do not understand someone being schinzopronic (you are not BTW).
I can understand the heat, a language you do not understand, macho cubanos etc would have played a role I think. You could have stepped out of Havana, and went to Playa Del Este, and relaxed in the beach and could have taken a tour and slowly get used to the place. Again, you elt what you felt, who am I to analyze that.
The milk thing is a scam. Children get free milk every day as well as eggs.Spot on Taboc. In 20 minutes I am heading for LAX and will be in Havana tomorrow. My first time in Cuba but after 15-20 years of mongering in many other countries. I always remind myself about setting expectations. When I do keep any expectations reasonable and with a mindset that "It's the journey and not the destination" I always come out the other end with a sense of gratitude for the friendships and experiences.
Like I said tomorrow at this time I will be in Havana. I am grateful for another seasoned Cuba vet who has taken me under his wings and whom I will be sharing the next week or so with.
I will report during and / or after my travels.
Be safe all!
The Tall Man.
Finnish Fucker
08-20-15, 16:03
Good time though, wanted to take pic, but she say no! Then I offer her 5 cuc for pic and she say yes!
By all means post the picture, Sir.
Cheers, FF.
SirMarjAlot
08-21-15, 07:25
By all means post the picture, Sir.
Cheers, FF.In recent years I have become accustomed to using google maps and GPS on my mobile phone to navigate around. This is not possible in Havana as there is no internet.
What I did before I left was print out some maps. I compiled a mongering map of Havana during my research stage.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zm_tuJ391V6s.kicIZYB3dSIk&usp=sharing
I was often using these printed maps to work out where I was. It helped a lot.
In recent years I have become accustomed to using google maps and GPS on my mobile phone to navigate around. This is not possible in Havana as there is no internet.
What I did before I left was print out some maps. I compiled a mongering map of Havana during my research stage.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zm_tuJ391V6s.kicIZYB3dSIk&usp=sharing
I was often using these printed maps to work out where I was. It helped a lot.Hey SirMarjAlot,
Thanks for posting the map. I had previously done the google map thing on my computer and it worked fine to find your way around (here in the USA).
I have some relative of mine that live on calle San Rafael and when in Havana I often walk there with the help of a Havana map (hardcopy).
Nonetheless, I've been reading that cell phone use in Cuba is being adopted by lots of people (specially the young) and read recently about the availability of WiFi in different parts of the city / island.
Did you not use your cell phone while there? Was wondering since I was under the impression that one can buy a Sim card (to use with your phone) and fill it with as much time as one wants, a long as the cell phone is compatible with the system Cuba uses (I think it's the 900 band).
Would be interest on your take on this, also anybody that knows about this feel free to post any info regarding cell phone use in Cuba.
One more thing anybody know if it's possible to have this map downloaded unto one's cell phone?
Mondo
Just arrived home from Havana and basically there is nothing exciting going on.
The chica scene is dead unless your into the late night disco club scene and nothing spectacular is happening there either.
Some advice for first time travelers:
* Havana is expensive when you take into consideration the quality of what your getting.
* Prices are increasing in anticipation of arrival of American tourists.
* $100 US will convert to 87 Cuban Convertible pesos at major hotels (13% Haircut).
* Poor food except in local paladars.
* Internet is extremely slow.
* Women will not proposition tourists in public unless they are hardcore prostitutes. The real pay for pussy scene exists only in the clubs / discos.
* Average girls are asking 60 cuc for short term session. Don't give more than $50.
* There's not much to do in Havana during daytime because of extreme heat and humidity.
* Always count your change and check bills.
* Always ask how much before you engage in any type of transaction whether it be for a taxi, girl, ect.
* Cubans don't respect generous people. Be polite and buy them a beer that's it.
* A lot of cheap new clubs popping up with little to offer.
* Cubans are smart and very street savvy.
Thanks for reporting. You have been going to Cuba for a long time so I valued your opinion, then I checked your reporting history and I was very surprised. All of your reports on Cuba were negative, even your Sosua reports were negative. Respectfully speaking sir but for someone who has been in this sport for so long; why haven't you figured out how to do things to achieve positive results? Maybe the problem is within.
I'm sure some of the things in your report are as you say and maybe you want to preserve Cuba but be real. It's not all bad if you keep going year after year but then continue negative reports. Just saying.
Fair reporting would be to tell the good and bad, I'm sure you got laid but you left that out of your report. Something made you return repeatedly but you left that out also. One sided biased reporting with a hidden agenda won't fly here.
SirMarjAlot
08-23-15, 08:22
Hey SirMarjAlot,
Thanks for posting the map. I had previously done the google map thing on my computer and it worked fine to find your way around (here in the USA).
I have some relative of mine that live on calle San Rafael and when in Havana I often walk there with the help of a Havana map (hardcopy).
Nonetheless, I've been reading that cell phone use in Cuba is being adopted by lots of people (specially the young) and read recently about the availability of WiFi in different parts of the city / island.
Did you not use your cell phone while there? Was wondering since I was under the impression that one can buy a Sim card (to use with your phone) and fill it with as much time as one wants, a long as the cell phone is compatible with the system Cuba uses (I think it's the 900 band).
Would be interest on your take on this, also anybody that knows about this feel free to post any info regarding cell phone use in Cuba.
One more thing anybody know if it's possible to have this map downloaded unto one's cell phone?
MondoYes everyone has got a cellphone and you can get a sim for local calling, but there is no data package, no internet. You will see Cubans sat in various areas, next to hotels etc trying to use the internal WiFi.
Connected to the hotel WiFi you can then use google maps. There is an option to download a map to your device, but this is not convenient, as not show the markers. Better to print off some maps with your markers and a handwritten legend on the back.
No substitute for a hard copy in your pocket.
Sites like this are blocked in Cuba, I found, including my own. I recommend ProXPN VPN for getting around this.
https://www.proxpn.com/index.php
Finnish Fucker
08-23-15, 18:09
I was often using these printed maps to work out where I was. It helped a lot.Thanks for posting the picture Sir! Nice girl.
I had to pay a little bit more than 5 CUC tips to the girls to take my pics, heh.
Her pussy smelt a bit and for a young girl was like throwing a sausage in a bucket.
.Damn! That is a lot of space.
Mr Gogo,
I love Cuba but no longer do I travel there for the P4P scene because it has been going downhill for 10 years now.
Fortunately I was able to experience the country during the Special Period until 2004 and man it was freaking incredible.
However once Castro began cracking down on the girls in 2005 Cuba has changed dramatically as a top mongering destination.
Most of my posts are just observations which will hopefully prevent others from being taken advantage of and first time travelers must have realistic expectations of Cuba before traveling.
I am negative because I miss the old Cuba but time marches on. Change or die I guess.
SirMarjAlot
08-24-15, 07:19
Thanks for posting the picture Sir! Nice girl.
I had to pay a little bit more than 5 CUC tips to the girls to take my pics, heh.Nice tits, shame about the face or lack of it.
Mr Gogo,
I love Cuba but no longer do I travel there for the P4P scene because it has been going downhill for 10 years now.
Fortunately I was able to experience the country during the Special Period until 2004 and man it was freaking incredible.
However once Castro began cracking down on the girls in 2005 Cuba has changed dramatically as a top mongering destination.
Most of my posts are just observations which will hopefully prevent others from being taken advantage of and first time travelers must have realistic expectations of Cuba before traveling.
I am negative because I miss the old Cuba but time marches on. Change or die I guess.I understand because I miss the old Sosua (2006-2009). Castro changed Cuba and the Internet exposed Sosua. Maybe if you told us about your positive experiences outside of P4P we could learn more from you.
Mr Gogo,
I love Cuba but no longer do I travel there for the P4P scene because it has been going downhill for 10 years now.
Fortunately I was able to experience the country during the Special Period until 2004 and man it was freaking incredible.
However once Castro began cracking down on the girls in 2005 Cuba has changed dramatically as a top mongering destination.
Most of my posts are just observations which will hopefully prevent others from being taken advantage of and first time travelers must have realistic expectations of Cuba before traveling.
I am negative because I miss the old Cuba but time marches on. Change or die I guess.I'm being picky, but Castro began cracking down on the girls in 2000, which marked the end of the "Special Period. " The Golden years for mongering in Cuba were the 90's, though it still has merits as a destination. I will grant you, it is more difficult than lots of other places one can monger.
Finnish Fucker
08-24-15, 19:14
Nice tits, shame about the face or lack of it.Face was ok, nothing spectacular. Girls did not allow topless pics + face, they were pretty serious about this. Maybe with right amount of money it could have been arranged but I settled for the tits pics.
Maybe if you told us about your positive experiences outside of P4P we could learn more from you.All of us going to Cuba will agree with what Adinga said. I would say the same in other words he wrote what I will also write. As long as it serves as a 'real picture' to new bees it is all good. We had someone going all the way to Cuba and cut short vacation and return. That is sad, and it should not happen again.
Positive experience is what we need to write more about, as it helps someone. I have been trying to find time to write about the nearly two month trip, hope to publish soon.
Kalifornication
08-25-15, 16:00
I'm being picky, but Castro began cracking down on the girls in 2000, which marked the end of the "Special Period. " The Golden years for mongering in Cuba were the 90's, though it still has merits as a destination. I will grant you, it is more difficult than lots of other places one can monger.The real "game" is not in the p4 p, it's in venturing out beyond the comforts of the tourist zone and converting "non-pros" into your whatever. Anybody can step into thialand and score, but there is no sport in that is there? I'd steer clear of havana or the other major tourist zones on any cloudy day.
In recent years I have become accustomed to using google maps and GPS on my mobile phone to navigate around. This is not possible in Havana as there is no internet.
What I did before I left was print out some maps. I compiled a mongering map of Havana during my research stage.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zm_tuJ391V6s.kicIZYB3dSIk&usp=sharing
I was often using these printed maps to work out where I was. It helped a lot.Hi!
Thanks a lot for the great map. We seem to be on the same page and also like to appreciate quality over quantity. Really like to strolls the streets in Havana, and always made good experiences.
Yet, your google map of course gives me a few more exciting options.
So as I understand you correctly to actually find good, not super pro, girls you do not need to go for Casa de la Musica where all tourists go.
What I do not quite get which places are more for the day game there? The Tropicoco on the beack for example, right?
Soon be there for 2 weeks).
I was at Tropicoco 2 weeks ago and it was strictly family.
Its a nice white sandy beach with grassy dunes but there is no place for shade so be prepared if you are fare skinned.
I tried to enter the Tropicoco hotel for a beer but was not allowed in because I was didn't have a room.
When coming off the beach cross the main road which runs parallel to beach and there are a couple of outside cafés with live music and cold beer.
The taxis were charging 10 - 15 cuc for ride from Havana.
Well said Kali. The real gems are in the provinces outside of Havana and a car is a must.
My best female contacts were established thru years of mongering in Cuba.
Good things take time in Cuba its not just point and click.
Kali were you an original WSA member from way back?
SirMarjAlot
08-26-15, 08:50
Hi!
Thanks a lot for the great map. We seem to be on the same page and also like to appreciate quality over quantity. Really like to strolls the streets in Havana, and always made good experiences.
Yet, your google map of course gives me a few more exciting options.
So as I understand you correctly to actually find good, not super pro, girls you do not need to go for Casa de la Musica where all tourists go.
What I do not quite get which places are more for the day game there? The Tropicoco on the beack for example, right?
Soon be there for 2 weeks).I got more stories to come. I am not a great late night person especially when travelling west due to the time difference. I tried a few clubs and took one chica from Rio or Johnnys.
And took two cute ones for Casa De La Musica centro one not Miramir. Salon Rojo would have been a good option but was empty or closed, its trying to get back on its feet after being closed for some time. Meanwhile all the chicas have gone elsewhere, so I was told at the time.
The problem with the clubs most are so far away. I never made it to La Cecilia, you have to deal with taxi drivers who want to charge as much as they can.
Its hit and miss on the streets there are both hardcore and semi pro girls available around centro. I had waitresses flirting with me, here some good Spanish would have been a distinct advantage if wanting more non- to semi pro girls.
Its also helps to be bold if you want non-pro girls with Spanish as you will be making the first move. They are all available IMHO but want money so don't waste time trying to get it for free.
The beach for me was not good for pickup. I went there to relax, but if you go on walkabout, again bold and speak some Spanish your score rate will increase.
I would say the epic center for streetwalkers is a few blocks in and around Galiao near Casa De Musica after 5 pm.
I had a couple of really good threesomes around here. One condom fucking two black girls doggy without changing condom, first time done this. Addictive.
So many stones left unturned. So much erotic diversity available with the right mental attitude.
What I did before I left was print out some maps. I compiled a mongering map of Havana during my research stage.
This is good. I used to draw the streets and then mark them as I did not know how to create the red dot pointers in the map, I guess something new to learn.
I posted a while back how someone taught me to save maps on the mobile phone. At the time I was using an iPhone. Before the trip, I would goto google maps in the iphone and type in Santa Clara. It will show the Santa Clara map, then expand it in such a way that all streets with names are displayed. I would then type 'ok maps', same like typing Santaclara before, the phone will save the map. During the trip, I can open google maps and can see santa clara map without any data connection. When ever I opened it, a small blue dot will appear at the location where I was standing on the map. Very handy.
I would now learn how put important locations in the map and simply print it. That way I don't even have to carry the phone while walking around. Thanks guys.
Its a nice white sandy beach with grassy dunes but there is no place for shade so be prepared if you are fare skinned.
I paid the guy who manages the [CodeWord118] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord118) to get an umbrella and chair. I think he asked me for 10, I said 5 for two hours. He was good with that. Next time simply gave him 5, he was good even I stayed for more than 2 hours.
You did not miss anything by not getting inside Tropicoco. If you still want to try the bar, tell the security guy that you want to exchange money, he will let you in.
Tropicoco has a bar in the playa. It is a bit hidden on the path that goes from playa to Tropicoco, the wooden walkway where the policia stands. If you can communicate in spanish, you can make a deal with the guy at that bar, 5 cuc for all you can drink. He wants to be anonymous, so gave me a wrist band as though I am staying in the hotel and then took it back in the evening. For no hassle like this, the mercado in front of Tropicoco sells all drinks at normal cost. A rum bottle of 3. 5 cuc would be a good bait to get amigos on the playa, who has the potential to introduce their amigas if all goes well.
Also 1 cuc (20 for the taxi collectivo fom the playa to Havana El Capitolio. If you want solo, tell him you will pay for other seats, 5 or 6 cuc max. IMHO, Save the money and tip the hard fucking chica more.
My timing is completely off, dealing with Erika (tropical storm) and the Pope coming in two weeks makes my trip challenging, but I'm all-in.
I've been playing the Casa game for two weeks but decided to fall back to my trusted Casa. I sent 8 requests out on Airnb two months ago with no responses. I tried the casas that a member posted a few pages back but they all want money in advance. I explained that in Cuba a reservation with cash is useless because if someone walks up with cash I'm fucked, but they wouldn't budge on the deposit. Then I found a website that allows you to contact the owner directly and that was bullshit. Most never got back to me and the others said the Casa wasn't available and they had others but no pictures.
I usually like to know exactly where a regular girl lives in Havana but girls there are so sneaky or ashamed of where they live that they didn't allow me to escort them home. Because of this and the fact that their phone numbers are disconnected, I've lost some good fucks and have to reset. In a way I'm still excited because it's like I'm starting new in Cuba but I have the experience of several trips. Things happen for a reason so I guess it's out with the old and in with the new. I was telling my wingman yesterday that I will have a second Casa this trip. Most girls that know me will stake out my known Casa once word spreads that I'm in Havana and I don't want that also I'm looking for a second Casa to establish some reliable Casa owners one guy is an investor and has 3 units in the same building so I will do a walk through.
Luckily my bicitaxi guy has resurfaced via email so I'm still connected to the streets. Cuba is never easy but just being there with all the history and culture is worth the visit.
I figure with the Pope coming soon that there could possibly be a crackdown coming to clean things up, but I'm prepared. I've found a spot at the flea market here in Miami that has these cute sundresses for 5 dollars each so I will probably have about 10 of these dresses. I'm going to lay the dresses out and take pictures to show the girls, hopefully this will be a successful way to get girls over to hangout. I've seen it work for Grownman so I'm stealing his technique LOL.
Just wanted to vent pre-trip to show newbies that even veterans have challenges when it comes to Cuba but don't give up.
Its also helps to be bold if you want non-pro girls with Spanish as you will be making the first move. They are all available IMHO but want money so don't waste time trying to get it for free.
The beach for me was not good for pickup. I went there to relax, but if you go on walkabout, again bold and speak some Spanish your score rate will increase.
So much erotic diversity available with the right mental attitude.I only been to Cuba once this year but that's the major lesson I have learned. You must be bold and confident in approaching a chica. A few times I had the heart to approach but then ol smooth ass Mr. G coming in with much better Spanish and walks away with the chica's number. One must practice and memorize the opening line. Make it funny and creative. The DR had me spoil. Chica come at you all day. Cuba tests your skillz.
The Tall Man
09-01-15, 03:05
Just returned yesterday and I will post my experiences, comments and observations as soon as I catch up and formulate my thoughts.
The Tall Man.
Finnish Fucker
09-02-15, 18:15
Just arrived home from Havana and basically there is nothing exciting going on.
The chica scene is dead unless your into the late night disco club scene and nothing spectacular is happening there either.
Some advice for first time travelers:
* Havana is expensive when you take into consideration the quality of what your getting.
* Prices are increasing in anticipation of arrival of American tourists.
* $100 US will convert to 87 Cuban Convertible pesos at major hotels (13% Haircut).
* Poor food except in local paladars.
* Internet is extremely slow..I agree to these observations from Adinga. Except the payment for the girls. 50 or 60 cuc does not make any difference if you fly from the other part of the globe to Cuba and sweating your balls off in the infernal heat in Havana haggling for 10 CUC. If you like the girl pay what she asks. 50,60,70 or 80, who gives a fuck if you are on vacation. As the Spanish say "el tiempo es oro!" Unless they ask 150 CUC for 1 hour like one moron average looking hooker in hotel Melia Cohiba's lobby bar. Well if you have the money, then rock out with your cock out.
I would like to add one thing to Adinga's list which is a major letdown in Cuba. Namely the goddamn hide and seek game with the police. This crap is a true mood killer and makes the mongering awkward and far less enjoyable. I did not remember this shit when I booked my flights to Cuba.
Cuba is maybe worth visiting once if you have max 2-3 hours flight to get there. And if you like Salsa and / or Cigars it is a good country to go. Otherwise I would not recommend Cuba to anyone unless you are a veteran punter with Spanish skills. Brazil or Colombia in SA are better places for the hobby. Better infrastructure, better food, equal or better looking putas who don't have to hide or run to the hills when seeing a cop. Euro and Dollar are now strong against Brazilian Reais.
I have never been to DR but what I have read it is not far away from Cuba except the game with the cops. Similar looking girls, putas mostly with darker skin? Correct me if I am wrong.
I have never been to DR but what I have read it is not far away from Cuba except the game with the cops. Similar looking girls, putas mostly with darker skin? Correct me if I am wrong.No that's pretty much correct, except in Santiago.
So far so good. Sitting in the airport waiting for my wingman. I see and read a lot of recent reports. I.
I am not the least bit concerned. I am not expecting anything but to make the best out of the time I am there. I book a flight to Dr just in case I'm very disappointed. The last time Cuba really impressed me. I want a repeat but I AM Not over paying for it.
No that's pretty much correct, except in Santiago.Thanks for your info. Does Santiago has more light skinned chicas? How about Hoguin?
Many thanks.
Thanks for your info. Does Santiago has more light skinned chicas? How about Hoguin?
Many thanks.Santiago has many more Dark skinnned chicas than light skinned. Holguin has many more light skinned than in Santiago.
Finnish Fucker
09-07-15, 20:36
Santiago has many more Dark skinnned chicas than light skinned. Holguin has many more light skinned than in Santiago.I guess GrownMan meant Santiago in Dominican Republic, not in Cuba.
I guess GrownMan meant Santiago in Dominican Republic, not in Cuba.Sorry. I am confused a bit. Which city in Cuba has more fair skinned chicas?
THanks.
Sorry. I am confused a bit. Which city in Cuba has more fair skinned chicas?
THanks.As a very general guideline, the farther East and South you go in Cuba, the more the people tend to be of African descent. Guys that like Negritas should head to Santiago (again Santiago, Cuba not Santiago, DR). Guys that like Blancas are better off in the West / North in a mid-sized town like Santa Clara or Pinar del Rio.
Just returned yesterday and I will post my experiences, comments and observations as soon as I catch up and formulate my thoughts.
The Tall Man.We are still waiting on that report body.
The Tall Man
09-08-15, 23:32
Trip report 10 days in Havana August 2015.
Preface Throughout my 10 days in and around Havana I could not help but wonder how different my experience and perhaps disappointment would have been because of the changes in Cuba and P4 P challenges if I had chosen to travel to Cuba instead of Brazil back in 2000 and 2001. But at a simple "flip of a coin" decision and Brazil and European destinations won out and I enjoyed my multiple trips to San Paulo and Rio back in the day.
I do know for an absolute certainty that if I did not have my fellow veteran travel partner Americano573, whom was so gracious to take me under his wing, if not for him my experience in Cuba would have been completely different, so I owe a big debt of gratitude to Americano573. His command of Spanish (this cannot be overstated in its importance in Cuba) his story's & experiences from his 14 plus years of travel throughout all of Cuba, the relationships that he has formed, the way he has adapted to the changes and the manner in which he has mastered his "game" is not only fascinating to watch first hand in action but best of all he unselfishly shares this information (women too) with a Cuban travel newbie as myself. There are others who have sent me suggestions via PM on this board who I wish to thank.
Much has already been written about Havana regards the girls, the police, the bars, the SW scene, the beaches, the pros, the pimps, the hassles, the hustle, the food, the casa particulars, the scams, the heat as yes August 2015 was very hot, and know that it is all spot on so not much to add to this that has not already been discussed in detail.
By design, this being my first trip to Cuba, I decided to stay in the Vedado area for the whole stay. We were roomies together in the same casa which was a god send. This proved very useful as its location is good central spot. You can very quickly spend a sizable amount of money on all the taxi fares for you and carting around your girls. The casa accommodations are relatively reasonable at 25 CUC a day but you can easily spend 20 to 60 CUC a day when you want to go and play.
The best advice I can give others is to learn some Spanish and if not you, like myself, will be a distant last place when it comes to the P4 P scene and your enjoyment factor. Fortunately my partner Americano573 speaks great Spanish and he took concern for me for the best possible enjoyment that I had with the girls.
The second best advice is do not trust anyone in Cuba as they ALL are out to get something from you. There are scams in every crevice of Havana's P4 P scene especially when it comes to taxi and restaurant meals and girls. I have been in many places in the world and I saw first hand how well they play the scam games. I saw first hand all the BS that goes on at the music / dance clubs. After one visit I will never step foot in these places ever again. The girl prices are absurd and frankly beyond ruin.
In my stay I enjoyed the company of about 5 girls a with a few hand picked by my friend. These were from other areas of Cuba so they were low volume provincial girls. I would argue that the vast majority of girls from Havana are spoiled and ruined because of the way some guys throw money at them. So yes IMHO you must get out of Havana to have any real enjoyment other than just a quick short term experience.
So would I recommend Cuba? Will I return? I could only recommend outside Havana and only if you speak some Spanish and are clever and have some "game" to you. This is not a Tijuana experience where you walk into Hong Kong bar and see a hundred very willing and doable Latin girls for $60-$80 no you have to work at your Cuban experience. I would only return if I would spend my time outside of Havana and if I spoke Spanish or had a great wingman as I did.
In summary I am glad I had the experience and adventure of seeing a new place. Cuba is a place that you must see at least once in your life if not for the P4 P scene but also for the country and friendly people. Not once did I feel threatened, hassled yes but in danger no! BTW I was never hassled like we get hassled in Tijuana at the bars, at most one tenth of what we endure in Tijuana.
Without the consent of my friend Americano573 I will not disclose his program but I can say what a program it is, it has taken him years to perfect and he reaps the rewards each day of his time in Cuba. It actually is incredible how much fun and different girls he has all throughout the island. The difference is that he puts in a great deal of effort and I saw first hand the benefits and even enjoyed a few side benefits myself. Thanks again my brother from another mother.
Know that these are my observations and experiences and yours may be different. That is OK. There are many details left out of this report but suffice to say that these are highlights only meant to provide information to others interested in visiting Cuba.
The Tall Man.
You can very quickly spend a sizable amount of money on all the taxi fares for you and carting around your girls.
Thank you for the report, and you have laid it out really well. When I read your comment about the taxi fare, I recollect spending more on taxi than all other expenses. This was a bit of a shocker in Havana as I was used to other towns where one could just walk around or the bici costs a fraction to go around. This is what happened before I tried my best to control this expense.
Day.
10 cuc for the chica in, and 10 cuc for chica out, 10 cuc for a return trip to a paladar.
Night.
10 cuc for the club, 10 cuc return from the club, and potentially 10 cuc for the separate ride of chica.
Total.
60 cuc / day.
Some of you might say, 60 cuc is not much as there is comfort in taxi. I would rather spend this money on chicas who deserve it than the taxi drivers. To control the cost, one has to know the nexus between chicas and drivers. A number of these drivers tell the chica that she needs taxi because of cops. For example, when I used to take chicas from a place like Taramar there is a police check post on the highway, the drivers who know the cops, just say hola and drive away, chicas feel safe with them. If you are dependant on the taxi drivers for chicas, then I don't think there is a way cut this cost as a result.
Now I end up staying on the taxi collectivo route when in Havana, that means within easy walking from Neputano, Avenida 23, Linea or Malecon. I tell the chicas to take taxi collectivo, and the only time I use the taxi is when returning from a club as it is late and collectivos are not many.
Trip report 10 days in Havana August 2015.
Without the consent of my friend Americano573 I will not disclose his program but I can say what a program it is, it has taken him years to perfect and he reaps the rewards each day of his time in Cuba. It actually is incredible how much fun and different girls he has all throughout the island. The difference is that he puts in a great deal of effort and I saw first hand the benefits and even enjoyed a few side benefits myself. Thanks again my brother from another mother.
Know that these are my observations and experiences and yours may be different. That is OK. There are many details left out of this report but suffice to say that these are highlights only meant to provide information to others interested in visiting Cuba.
The Tall Man.you have knocked it out the park. Your report is a summary of my 5 day in Cuba. I hope I have an opportunity and the time to write a report on my specific experiences.
Little bits from my trip last week.
Me and Grownman were very fortunate to get 93-95 cuc for every US dollar. Spots visited were La Casa de Musica, Don Congrejo, Tikao, Coctel Havana, el Conejito, La Gruta, la Zorra y el Cuevo, and disco fiesta. What I noticed is each club usually has different clientele depending on the night you go. For example: La Gruta on Thursday was great with a 5-1 girl to guy ratio with most of the girls available. Friday night La Gruta had some band performing and charged 5 cuc (normally 3 cuc) and it was mostly couples. Sunday La Gruta had mostly dudes. It might be a good idea to ask the girls where they are going on certain nights.
My main girl was on contract work in China and my other favorita can't keep a phone number working for longer than two days so I started fresh. Met a nice girl at one of the dating sites who came to Havana and fucked me good for two days and never asked for any money. Naturally I brought comida, mojitoes and gave her a few dresses plus slipped a few CUC in her purse on departure. She put me on injured reserve because of her sex and I was ruined from fucking my last two days. The girl would beat my chest, bite, jack my dick to hard and use teeth while giving head before I stopped her. My dick was sore and bruised but otherwise she had some good pussy while it lasted. She would actually put her fingers in my ears while we fucked which was weird. I just didn't understand her sex technique but that's Cuba.
I came back with 600 dollars because we have learned how to be economical in Cuba. Astoria hotel lobby has a grill joint in the lobby that sells the best burger for 2 CUC. Ruinas del Parque is my best spot for food and chilling. It's on Obispo in Old Habana next to the park and they have a daily 10 CUC special. You get lobster, beef or chicken, salad, rice, vegetables, desert and a mojito plus coffee at the end. So basically I can eat my lobster meal for lunch then hit the burger joint in the evening and only spend 12 CUC a day for food. Taxis are negotiable and if they don't negotiate then just wait for a taxi dropping someone off and get a deal.
Our Cuban connections came through big time with some nice girls and other things.
Highlights: In Casa de Musica and having the girls do a police lineup of ten of the finest girls I have ever seen in one spot. I felt like a judge on American idol but I don't mess with these over priced girls.
Going to Disco Fiesta: you drive through the tunnel going to Santa Maria and drive about 15 minutes. It's a poor Cuban town and we were the only gringos there. We went with our Cuban brothers so I wouldn't advise anyone to go there solo. Girls were on us and GM pulled a nice girl and we left at 4 am.
People on the street are selling the internet cards for 2 CUC per hour outside of the hotels. Shame on the hotels with their 8 CUC markups.
Amazingly GM (Grownman) was able to pull girls using our Cuban brothers for 20 CUC each. Sometimes even less. He will post more later about having the Cuban brothers and the girls in the apartment and everyone fucking in every room including the kitchen. GM went directly to the DR do his report on Cuba might take some time.
Overall a very good trip until the girl put me on the sidelines but next month I'm headed to the DR with an extra 600 to blow LOL.
Goldman007
09-09-15, 19:58
I just came back from Havana. Everything in Havana is expensive now - $2.50 for a beer, use to be $1. Ugly girls want $30 or even $40 by the hour. By the hour casa's run $15, the whole night costs $25 to $30. A lot more pimps, and scams on the road. A lot more girls working the streets, 16 or so, best to avoid them, they are clever. It is hot down here in Cuba, not possible to walk few minutes. Cubans even avoid the sun, best time to seek out is at 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM. End your night early, nothing but drunk cowards on street after 11:00 PM. Night clubs are hit and miss. I actually stopped going to clubs in Havana, same old scene every time, same girls, same pimps and same shows. Better to pick up girls on the road, cafes and such.
Goldman007
09-09-15, 20:11
For example, this girl spotted me taking a snap shot and came to my room later. She knew the case owner, I can not believe the case owner let her in like that. Anyway, I had no interest in her. I saw her a couple of times near my casa renta. Someone like her you would get for cheap in Havana. She offered me herself for $15, but I skipped.
if I did not have my fellow veteran travel partner Americano573, whom was so gracious to take me under his wingInteresting...
Is this a report about Havana?
Or a report about Americano573?
I am not sure how helpful this report is going to be. There is not a lot of detail here, and if I write all that it would take forever. So I am sending the notes I took down as it would serve as a memoir for myself, and hope to have a smile when I read it many years from now.
I used my airmiles to travel to Mexico, and my friend took care of travel tickets from there to Cuba and back as well as he got me travel insurance (not sure how, all I cared was he gave me the print out of my insurance policy), he imports clothing into Cuba from Asia, and that connection helped to extend my travel card without hassle. I also took preventive shots before leaving. There is a cost for all this and I do not know how much they are.
I took $6000 with me. Now my travel belt pouch has 65 cuc, 210 moneda nacional and $17. I spent about $5900 in 56 days on 59 chicas, casas, food, drinks, transportation, small fiestas that I organized and cigars / rum brought back. I enjoyed places outside of Havana. Like you have read before the chicas here are less hardcore, the casas are cheaper (paid around 10 cuc / day that included breakfast), and very relaxed. There is nothing much to do in day time, and the playas are further away costing too much taxi money. Two reasons why Havana may be better for long stays, first while staying away from Havana there is a saving of 30-40 cuc on the casa / chica front, but taxies cost 50-60 more (return trip to playas). Second, it is all about connections in these towns that matters. The connections do not have an endless supply of inventory, so after a while I can see them struggle to get chicas of my liking. So ended up spending more time in Havana than I planned. Never once I felt sick, bored or unsecure. I was only tired as I am not used to the heat, daily swimming and walking that much. The Havana chicas are not for the faint hearted, expect to be scammed in someway. The chicas, casa owners, taxi / bici guys, paladars even those who are friendly are all players, and it requires nerve of steel to deal with them.
I fucked chicas of all colors and all sizes, and after seeing so many of them naked, I could very well visualize the pussy of the cubana flight attendant once I looked at her in the return flight. I practise safe sex and take additional care to be healthy. Even then I go for regular checkups, after this trip, after the customary wait period, I went for blood work, and it came out clean yesterday. After a long time I am reading the notes I took, and decided to post.
As I said, this report does not have much details, if there is anything you need to know more, reply to this.
Playa Del Este, Guanabo.
1.
I walked around loads of people sitting on the playa across Tropicoco. Few strolls resulted in no luck, and then a chica walked upto to me asking for a lighter. 22 yrs Tall Blanca. She was with her Negra sister and her daughter. 15 CUC taxi to their well furnished apartment in Centro. She says no kissing and wants cover for BJ. Long missionary session and a great finish. 25 cuc.
2.
Negra sister arranged for a chica in her apartment. 21 yrs Big Blanca. I had swam in the ocean for an hour then the earlier long session, so not much energy. She blew me so well, suction pressure was so good, asked her to ride me, finished in her mouth. 25 cuc.
3.
Following day another good session with the chica met in the Playa. Negra sister arranged a ballerina in her apartment. I had my doubts, so she showed a video on the phone, ballet in a grand theatre, she is very tall and thin. Gave me hassle, like wanting to take money that night as advance and come back next day. Sister heard our argument and set the ballerina right. Bent her down and thrusted with force from behind, pulling hair and seeing it in mirror. 40 cuc.
4.
After two days the sisters were starting to control my agenda, not good, needed to break free. I had been in touch with two girls from NY / Italy, they were in my flight and wanted to goto Casa the Musica Centro. For some reason never felt like having sex with them, they were like good friends. At closing hours after rejecting some 20+ chicas, I end up choosing a not so black negra as she looked normal. Went to my casa on San Rafael in separate taxis. Just let her ride me forever while playing with tits and ass. 40 cuc, demanded 10 more for taxi. I did not want an argument late in the night, so told her to come over next evening for that (I would have left by then).
5.
Disco on Via Blanca, circa Tropicoco. Tall stallion like blanca, introduced by a taxi driver. When she walked around everyone turned their attention, including chicas. Started with 80 cuc, brought her down to 60 cuc. She will not come to my casa in Vedado, so driver took us to one closeby, flat tire on the way near army / police training school. Casa for 20, taxi to casa and back 20 cuc, 60 for chica, total of 100 cuc, the most expensive single fuck I ever had in Cuba. Worth it, she can go for $1000+ a night in NY or Vegas, easily Euro2000/ night in Monaco. She said it was my firmness in dealing with her while negotiating that turned her on, I did not ask and she herself punched her contact info in my phone. Laid on her back, asked her to place my dick on her ass and guide it inside for a hard anal, as she was doing it submissive, I was pulling hair, lifting face up and biting her cheeks. This chica was turning heads in the club an hour ago, and all of a sudden I was fucking her any way I wanted, Priceless memory.
6.
Road leading to Tropicoco. 18 yr Mulatta, not thin or fat. She was walking with her mom and small brother and my taxi passed them on the way to playa. I told the taxi driver to call them, they all get in and he became the broker. She was afraid to come to my casa. So going back to same casa for 20 cuc. Fucked her silly, hug and sleep, wake up and fucked again. 40 cuc and a promise to get her sun glasses next time, a promise I will keep, she was very good to me.
7,8.
Phone booth near Taramar paladar on Via Blanca. Two 22 yr Blancas. One was making calls. Very nice to talk to, they did not want to come to my casa in Vedado. They seriously said I could pay as much as I like and they arrange for a 5 cuc taxi to a casa in Barrera, casa is 20 cuc. All three of us take shower together, blowjob in shower, within minutes I was hard like iron. Great threesome and a second round, finally when I decided to sleep with two chicas by the side, the sun came up. Breakfast for all three 5 cuc. One more round and they took off and we planed to meet in the evening.
9.
The two chicas came dressed to kill with another friend. 21 yr Blanca, married to an Italian. We all went to Panamericana disco (I think so), all cuban except me. The three chicas showed me their moves and stopped me from talking to any other chica at the disco. We came back to casa. Foursome, a little too crowded for the cuban double bed. Breakfast and another threesome as one of them had to leave early. I give 120 cuc for two days / nights and ask them to split anyway. Oh, they took turn and blew me last night in the car as we were returning from the disco.
10.
I needed to recharge, so no more chicas that next, so ask one of the chicas to meet me next day. Chica never shows up, and even phone not answered, I am a little disappointed. I asked a driver at the disco whether he had seen the chica around, he said no, but could get me another. On the car, I asked whether that chica would be as good as the one I was waiting for, he said, just wait and see, he has a winner. We goto side streets in Guanabocoa, and park the car, the chica shows up, it is dark I could not see her much. Once in the back seat, I made sure she is good with all I wanted. We goto the same barrera casa as I like the casa lady. In the casa lights, the chica looks very good. Music, soft kisses, touching every ever. Getting romantic. Take clothes off, I am almost dead seeing her flawless skin and body. We fuck fuck and fuck. She has to leave early as she is doing high school again, whatever. 40 cuc. Repeated her 3 more times in the following days. Do her again when I go back for sure. One thing I will always remember is how this chica would be dry in the beginning for a minute or so, few kisses and it will make her so wet. I would put my middle finger in and feel the dryness, while keeping it there I would kiss her and suck her nipples, and my finger will start feeling the grease right away within a minute.
11.
Met a chica in disco, and not interested in her. She brought me another chica the next day to the casa for 10 cuc broker fee. 18 yrs Mulatta. Good dancer, fun dancing sin ropa. In experienced, almost bite me while BJ. 30 cuc.
Ciego de Avila.
12.
I was on the lounge chair and talking to the casa lady, the taxi driver pulled up with his wife. He brought a chica for me, she was good, but I felt like banging a thinner one. His wife told him that I would like another chica they know, so we went there. I was seated next to the chica from Santiago with solid meat on her bones, start talking to her as we went looking for the thin one. We could not find the other chica, I decided to give this one a try. The casa lady was leaving and we were all alone, fuck fuck and fuck and good massage in between. I apologize to her for not liking her, she says it gave her the push to treat me well when I eventually chose her. 40 cuc.
13.
The taxi driver brought me a puta. 23 yrs Blonde. Cute face, and in no time started blowing me, I was hard. Started fucking her, and changed position, she went to washroom and came back saying she got her periods. Told her to blow me off. All over in less than 30 minutes, gave her 30, she wanted 50, told her to fuck off. I have been taking care of this driver very well, and told him not to bring me puta. Jinetera is ok, but not a puta puta.
14,15.
Gave verbal slaps to the taxi driver for bringing in a puta, almost beat him up, the sob said he would never again. Brought me two chicas to make peace, one blanca and other mulatta, he asked them to kiss, to my surprise they started french kissing each other. The mulatta was more dominant on the blanca, and we had good time, it was hot and humid, so took bath together and did it all over again. It was a visual delight to see a blanca / mulatta combo, and they were lesbians meant it was great. Fucked them in tandem without change of condoms and sprayed cum on both faces. Next round, I was not becoming real hard, and was a shame as the mulatta pulled the butt cheeks of blanca apart for an anal, and I could not do it. The casa lady was away and when she she came back asked me whether I saw their IDs, I said no, she was a bit mad at me. I asked the taxi driver he swore that they are over 18, casa lady thought they were over 16, but not 18. I trust her more than him, and she had never asked about the ID before, this was the first time, so she knew something. Got rid of them, and said to myself to be more careful next time. 30 cuc each.
16.
One of the chicas I knew brought her sister in law. We drank cerveza and asked the sis in law to blow me. 20 cuc.
Sancti Spiritus.
17.
I met this angel through her family members. 18 yrs blanca, tall, dark curly hair and beautiful eyes, she can dance and beat anyone at that. She had been only with two cuban guys, no other sexual experience, not a bull shit as I have not seen anyone this tight and clean. I said before and say it again, she is an angel to me. I gave my wallet to her and asked her to take as much she wanted. She is my dear amiga now.
18,19.
I am in one of those run down cuban bars and a 19 yr blanca talks to me in good english. She was with her friend another blanca, and I buy them drinks and all three goto my casa. The one who can speak english says she is in her periods, and can only blow me. The other girl is cow girl on me, she is so hot, I felt like my dick is in an oven. She asks me to put my sun glasses on as she rides me, I asked her why, and the friend said as soon as I entered the bar, they liked me because of sun glasses. 25 cuc each and dinner.
20.
This chica was introduced by a friend. Spinner type mulatta had a green contact lens, some spanish guy had given her. She is fun to be with, otherwise quite in experienced, and so thin I was afraid that I might break her. 30 cuc.
Santa Clara.
21.
I was interviewing a blonde introduced by casa lady, she had too many pimples, did not like her. My amiga and her ex brought in another chica, 19 yrs, jet black hair, so threw the pimples blonde out. This chica had a baby few months back, long blow, few minutes of missionary, long blow again. 30 cuc.
22.
This blanca 20 yrs introduced by an amiga, tall spinner and long nails to my disliking. She was nice and quiet till my amiga was there and started creating issues once we were alone. I had to be dominant to make her listen, and that turned me on, very quick cum. She would not get into pool with me or do a second shot, again have to dominate her in a nice way. She asked 20 cuc for taxi, in her mind the second shot took more time and now she had to be home rapid to take care of child. 30 cuc + 5 cuc for taxi.
23.
I went to visit a friend, who had then gone for manicure, so ended up going to that place. I bought cerveza for every one there, and all were happy. I see this tall mulatta, and my friend said we could go into a side room and talk. She blew me well, and was sweaty so did not feel like fucking. 10 cuc, I was cheap, if I see her again I will give her 10 cuc more next time.
24.
The father of my friends daughter introduced me to this chica. We discussed her fantasy of getting fucked by two guys. Told her just to blow me and get out. 25 cuc.
25.
Another angel, 18 yrs blanca with dark long hair. Kept telling myself I do not deserve her, just a very good girl, Treated her very kindly and nicely. I remember pulling her denims off, which would not come off that easy. Both of us had a good fucking time. She looked at my used tooth brush and said it is very nice, that kind of innocence, I will get her more new ones next time. My gifts were running out, still told her to take whatever she wanted from the bag. 100 cuc over a period of three days, she did not ask even a cent.
26.
Great experience, two in a row. One of the chicas in this list brought me her sister, she has never been with a yuma, very shy and family oriented. Treated her really nice, she was riding me and when I put the finger on her ass, she went crazy speed, I was afraid condom will break. That evening she was riding me again, and got her period, blood all over my lower tummy and balls, I had to run into washroom to clean. 40 cuc for the day and night.
27.
Saw this thick mulatta 20 yrs in a disco, said she is a univ student, ya right. I was afraid to get cold as she was blowing nose and smelled cold medicine. Not in a mood, so asked her to give me handjob while I was playing with her tits and ass. 30 cuc.
28.
Special education teacher for deaf students, she is friends with above chica. She could dance well, and said she wanted to try hard sex. We had a good time, wanted to spend more time, but my taxi driver knocked on the door to spoil the mood. 30 cuc.
29.
Not very proud of this one. Shared a casa with another stranger monger, and he had this nice young chica. He went out to spend time with his extended cuban family and friends, and the casa lady asked me whether I liked his chica. I wanted to fuck her, but was not sure as she was with another guy, any how, we started talking and she kept smiling at me. We had a great time for an hour or so in a hurry, he did not come back, so went again for a second round. I met her after few days when he was gone. 20 cuc.
Sancti Spiritus, day trip by viazul to pick things I left in the casa.
30.
Called the chica (18) I met earlier in the bar as she speaks well, one of the few who can hold a conversation going. She came with her friend, tall mulata, we played strip poker. Fed them my hotdog while playing, and great BJ and release. We go for dinner in my drivers casa. 30 cuc.
Santa Clara.
31.
22 yrs blanca was introduced by father of my friends daughter. We had good time in his casa, and his mom was kind to make a good dinner. The casa was rented out to others too, and it was fun to see other mongers walk in with their catch of the day. I was tired, and could not be active, so she did all the work. She had to leave early in the morning to get her son to school, and gave me a nice blow before leaving. 35 cuc.
32.
The above chica introduced me to her friend, 19 yrs blanca. Her family did not know what she is upto, so we had to park the car few blocks for her to walk in. Good time with her, I will always remember asking her to anal ride me, she was so scared, but did it well. 40 cuc.
33.
Chica introduced me her 18 yr mulatta sister, and we goto pick her from their apartments. Tall good girl, and I felt bad as she thought I was in love with her. May be because we went for horse riding, swimming and other things together. Spent two days and nights, 4 pops. 60 cuc in total.
Guanabacoa.
34.
This 22 yrs mulatta has huge melons, and knows how to charm and fool yumas. When I was banging her she got a call from 786 area code, and she had no problem answering it while being fucked, calling the guy other side 'amor' in every sentence. She asks all details of me, like address, phone number etc, and promptly gave her fake ones. 30 cuc.
35.
While at a small bar, this negra chica was with her family and gave me looks and exchanged smiles. Got her family a bottle of rum, and called her to my table. We dance, I like the bums, and goto my casa, I told the driver wait outside for an hour. Blow and straight to back door, nice and hard. 30 cuc.
36,37.
Almost gave up the night as I did not like any chicas and was calling it a day. This 23 yrs blanca working in a paladar and her 19 yrs sister were just walking in. Her sister had just taken a long train ride to Havana, had cold, so kissing only the older sister. Threesome with sisters is always kinky, nothing special otherwise, regular fuck of both hermanas. The casa lady again thought the sister was may be 17 yrs, so asked them to leave before it became bright in the morning. This case, I thought the casa lady was a little too much, no way she could be 17 yrs. Later the palador girl told me that the casa lady wanted 5 cuc each from them, when they said no, she was not happy. Looks like casa lady was doing this with all chicas that I brought in, fuck her casa, not staying there any more. 40 cuc for both.
38.
Met this tall blanca, 20 yrs, had trouble getting her in the new casa. Ended up doing the deed in a not so great of a place, mattress was bending and the corner washroom had only a bucket of water. She was blowing me and I was fingering her ass, not a pleasant experience as it smelled. Fucked for less than an hour and left. 30 cuc.
Centro, Vedado, Playa, Marianao.
39.
BiCi guy got me this mulatta 20 yrs lesbian, thin and tall. She can take it rough, so gave it to her. Hope to see her with a chica next time. 40 cuc.
40.
BiCi recommended 26 yr old chica, not really my type. She blew and rimmed, I did not have cuc, so she came next day to collect. 10 cuc.
41.
18 yr blanca presented by a random BiCi, first day she could not come out, had to wait for next day. We went out next day, the BiCi guy got drinks for his buddies and racked up the bill. We returned back to casa drunk, the chica was willing to do anything and wanted to try anything. Stayed with me, fucked so many times and when bored we went to picina, playa & discos. One day saw her with a swollen eye as she had got into fight with someone, don't know why these chicas do this. 100 cuc for three days.
42.
18 yr shorty blanca, family oriented girl caring for her grand mother. Good BJ and passionate, but too short for my liking. Not a great fuck, she is also not that pretty, but for some reason felt bad leaving her and moving on. 25 CC and gave all pain killers and vitamins to her grandma.
43.
22 yr blanca dance teacher, introduced by my amigas new macho BF. I am not feeling great, it is raining so bad outside, so nothing else to do. Told her to dance sin ropa, I layed on the bed with my luggage to support my back and asked her blow me. 25 cuc.
44,45.
Blanca and negra, both 19 yrs, met them on the perimeter wall off Infanta. Negra was hardcore puta like, so she was rimming me while I was missionary over blanca. Asked negra to massage my foot as blanca was riding me, great feeling. 50 cuc for both.
46.
Met this chica at a cafe on calle o, I think. She gave a great blow job, and I asked her to stay overnight. She had to go and give home keys to her amiga who was also in the cafe, but never came back. 0 Cuc.
47.
Thin mulatta, well dressed and speaks well, 18 yrs. We could not settle on CUC, so she was leaving, I french kissed her long while holding her tit hard, telling her I want her ass and continue kissing. Banged her backdoor while fish hooking same time. Apologized to her for being nasty at the end, and she said both of us got what we wanted, so it was all good. 50 cuc.
48.
While walking near Parque central, a Bici guy says he can take me around, as soon as I got into the BiCi this thick blanca walks by. She is a bit round, but with sun glasses she looks cute. We take a collectivo on Neputano and head to the casa, it was morning so no cops and it was cool walking with a chica. Next 3 hours was crazy sex, all in, everything you can imagine, she tasted all my fluids. 30 cuc and lunch, some gifts as well. We meet again next day, and little less hardcore this time.
49,50.
Cutest blanca 18 yr lesbians, still kicking myself for loosing their contact info, even now feeling bad while typing this. Found them wandering the streets, and they did not want to give me looks, had to work hard to get them home. They don't drink, only refresco, the bolder chica said, 'so you want sex'. They are starting to be lesbians, just kiss and sucking boobs, no oral. One of the great experiences, banging one after other while they were kissing passionate. 50 cuc for both, even for 5 grants I can't get this experience here.
51.
I was standing on the streets next to my apartment, and this chica comes over and says straight up 20 cuc. She was good looking and wonder what she was upto, we went up to my apartment. She was from Holgin, and needed money to pay rent, who cares anyways. She could grind so well, I was thinking the condom could break. She was going to introduce me to her amiga from Holgin too, but never came back. 20 cuc.
52.
One tranny was walking beside me and requesting cuc, I said do some work and I will give you 5 cuc. Just for fun sake walked with her on Calle O, she picks up this blanca sitting on the sidewalks. I sit there with her on the side walks and talk, we then went to my casa. First she says cover for BJ, I say no, then she can not take it down saying she has pains on the jaw. I told her to get out, and she wanted money so did the work. I hate this type of scene where I have to threaten to throw out to get the job, the fun is lost. Shoot cum in her mouth and she screams and runs to bathroom. 40 cuc.
53,54.
BiCi guy brings two girls, and we walk to a near by park and sit for a while. While walking back the guys playing domino make cat calls to them, and tell me I am lucky. Back at casa all four drink a lot of beer, BiCi guy shows kamasutra on his mobile. I tell them only one that night, and choose the blanca who has beautiful smile, mulata is not happy. Blanca was in a mood, the * is so horny for an 18 yr old, she rubs her pussy on my thighs real hard for a long time. 35 cuc.
The mulata came next day, and as we start she said no molestor, wtf. She blew me while looking somewhere else, and it was a mood turn off. Her ass smells bad as well, so that makes me throw her out. 20 cuc.
55.
A common friend of the above two girls, very short blanca. We drink, and while on the sofa she starts blowing me kneeling down. I go and get her a pillow so her kneeling will be comfortable, she likes that gesture and turns up the heat. Sucks and rims well. As she is too short, I am not enjoying the fuck, so back to sucking and riming. She had few more drinks before leaving and I was worried she was going to fall in the steps. 30 cuc.
56.
I am taking a siesta, the BiCi guy wakes me up with a mulatta. We all sit on the terrace and drink, casa lady comes up and ask us to go inside as she does not want others to see. Sucking and rimming was so good last night, I asked this chica to do the same and enjoying it more than fucking. 30 cuc.
57.
I have no interest in chicas, so walk around malecon, a bunch of characters invite me to join them. They say they are artists and can sing a song for me, I don't care, I like a chica in the group, but looks young, ask the age and then drop the idea. Two guys in the group say they know of a great chica, I am starting to think why not. They show me a puta with ugly makeup, I tell them not to waste my time, they run around and bring thing young mulatta. We goto my apartment, and she asks for a 100, I say get out, she is then willing to stay for 40 cuc. She is from interior and has come here to join dance school, what ever. Her BJ is very poor, does not want me to play with her tits, so time to throw her out. 20 cuc, I came down steps with her and the two characters were waiting for her and to get their cut from the 100 cuc, go dream fellas.
58.
I was heading to the playa and see this chica coming out of casa, smile and we chat in side streets. We goto my casa, she shows me her mexican husbands photo on the mobile, feel sorry for that bro. All in sex, these are my last days so giving out left overs as gifts. 30 cuc.
59.
Last night, and I do not want to have a chica. Walking on Malecon, and sort of feeling bad that I have to leave, I have a new contract starting in few days, already committed. On the way back, two chicas walk by and pester me, one is outright ugly, other one is also ugly but not outright. She tells me she really needs money as she is out of town, I say that it is my last night and want to be solo. She says she will give a good massage, that is not a bad idea. We goto casa, and she presses my foot and legs, great relief, next time on I will have someone to do this every night. 20 cuc.
Viva Cuba!
That is really some crazy holiday, from what I've read Cuba is still a superb place to go to get your rocks off, I haven't been in a good few years, I assume you have fluent Spanish that's why you achieved to bang Cuban babes nearly everyday?
I have been but your post makes me want to plan another trip over there if I can do it without my other half coming with me.
What technique did you use to get all those women?
You mention you had various bici taxi or taxi guys helping you out, are they links that you have there or were they random workers?
I'm youngish mysef but on the plane home you must be total drained of fucking for at east a month?
I am not sure how helpful this report is going to be. There is not a lot of detail here, and if I write all that it would take forever. So I am sending the notes I took down as it would serve as a memoir for myself, and hope to have a smile when I read it many years from now.
I used my airmiles to travel to Mexico, and my friend took care of travel tickets from there to Cuba and back as well as he got me travel insurance (not sure how, all I cared was he gave me the print out of my insurance policy), he imports clothing into Cuba from Asia, and that connection helped to extend my travel card without hassle. I also took preventive shots before leaving. There is a cost for all this and I do not know how much they are.
I took $6000 with me. Now my travel belt pouch has 65 cuc, 210 moneda nacional and $17. I spent about $5900 in 56 days on 59 chicas, casas, food, drinks, transportation, small fiestas that I organized and cigars / rum brought back. I enjoyed places outside of Havana. Like you have read before the chicas here are less hardcore, the casas are cheaper (paid around 10 cuc / day that included breakfast), and very relaxed. There is nothing much to do in day time, and the playas are further away costing too much taxi money. Two reasons why Havana may be better for long stays, first while staying away from Havana there is a saving of 30-40 cuc on the casa / chica front, but taxies cost 50-60 more (return trip to playas). Second, it is all about connections in these towns that matters. The connections do not have an endless supply of inventory, so after a while I can see them struggle to get chicas of my liking. So ended up spending more time in Havana than I planned. Never once I felt sick, bored or unsecure. I was only tired as I am not used to the heat, daily swimming and walking that much. The Havana chicas are not for the faint hearted, expect to be scammed in someway. The chicas, casa owners, taxi / bici guys, paladars even those who are friendly are all players, and it requires nerve of steel to deal with them.
I fucked chicas of all colors and all sizes, and after seeing so many of them naked, I could very well visualize the pussy of the cubana flight attendant once I looked at her in the return flight. I practise safe sex and take additional care to be healthy. Even then I go for regular checkups, after this trip, after the customary wait period, I went for blood work, and it came out clean yesterday. After a long time I am reading the notes I took, and decided to post..
The Tall Man
09-14-15, 16:34
I am not sure how helpful this report is going to be. I spent about $5900 in 56 days on 59 chicas, casas, food, drinks, transportation, small fiestas that I organized and cigars / rum brought back. I enjoyed places outside of Havana. Like you have read before the chicas here are less hardcore, the casas are cheaper (paid around 10 cuc / day that included breakfast), and very relaxed. There is nothing much to do in day time, and the playas are further away costing too much taxi money. Two reasons why Havana may be better for long stays, first while staying away from Havana there is a saving of 30-40 cuc on the casa / chica front, but taxies cost 50-60 more (return trip to playas). Second, it is all about connections in these towns that matters. The connections do not have an endless supply of inventory, so after a while I can see them struggle to get chicas of my liking. So ended up spending more time in Havana than I planned. Never once I felt sick, bored or unsecure. I was only tired as I am not used to the heat, daily swimming and walking that much. The Havana chicas are not for the faint hearted, expect to be scammed in someway. The chicas, casa owners, taxi / bici guys, paladars even those who are friendly are all players, and it requires nerve of steel to deal with them.
Viva Cuba!Wow what a report. It shows that if your determined you can have a blast. So true with the scams at every angle.
Thanks for sharing.
The Tall Man.
BeersTerry
09-14-15, 18:03
You the man! My dick would have fallen off around girl #30.
I always did like Sancti Spiritus, but you got to get lucky to hit the crowd or there is nothing to do. Can't fish there any more as there are no fish.
Muzungufotsy
09-15-15, 07:23
Taboc,
Do you have any pics of your girls?
Wow what a report. It shows that if your determined you can have a blast. So true with the scams at every angle.
I can see strangers trying to scam, but even those who you took care scams, or not stopping someone to scam is a problem. It makes us suspect everyone.
Can't fish there any more as there are no fish.BT, It is a difficult place for our fishing. If you like real fishing goto Zaza dam, only few miles away. You can go with the chica, no policia I could see, and it helps to relax the chicas and get them close.
Taboc, Do you have any pics of your girls?No, I stay away from the big 4 (minors, drug, politics, porn / photo / video).
BrasilSoccer0
09-16-15, 05:56
Nice report he made. But with no fotos it starts to sound more like a fantasy or a chapter from 50 shades of mongering. . LOL.
Taboc,
Do you have any pics of your girls?
Nice report he made. But with no fotos it starts to sound more like a fantasy or a chapter from 50 shades of mongering. . LOL.I'm with Taboc on this one, no need to expose the girls and create problems for the girls. Exposing the girls could also expose Taboc and create problems for him on his return. His report did seem superhuman, but thanks for reporting.
Nice report he made. But with no fotos it starts to sound more like a fantasy or a chapter from 50 shades of mongering. . LOL.Sounds believable to me but of course he must have had to pop daily doses of Cialis or Viagra or both. LOL.
Americano573
09-17-15, 08:25
Interesting...
Is this a report about Havana?
Or a report about Americano573?If you did not have anything positive to say why even bother comment at all??
People like you is why I don't even bother to post here anymore.
Lots of respect to you Tall guy. It was a pleasure meeting you my friend. Great memories. Hope we get to do this again.
For those of you who have not been to Cuba and you are thinking of going, get there soon as its on its last legs as far as the magic of mogering there is concerned.
Sounds believable to me but of course he must have had to pop daily doses of Cialis or Viagra or both. LOL.I planned for this trip long time, and have been reading and taking advises on how to keep going every day with out any stimulants. I would recommend to try the following.
1. 8 hours with chica, 8 hours sleep, 8 hours do something else and do not think about chicas even for a second (visit che, goto playa, play baseball, go for game / practise session etc).
2. Tell your cook to add liberal amount of garlic and onion in your meat / veggies, during the day have two glasses of sugar cane juice.
3. don't drink too much before sex.
Hope this works for atleast some of you.
SirMarjAlot
09-18-15, 08:47
I'm with Taboc on this one, no need to expose the girls and create problems for the girls. Exposing the girls could also expose Taboc and create problems for him on his return. His report did seem superhuman, but thanks for reporting.Taking the moral high ground? We ask the girls if we can take their pics they say yes usually for a few CUC, they know the score.
We are not asking for pics of their pussy spread apart or up their anal passage. Fully clothed would be fine.
A picture paints a thousand words. Mongers have based trips on pics of the girls they have seen posted, maybe even subconsciously you too.
Taboc report was great, I do believe it, but a pic with each anecdote would have made it a classic.
So Taboc I have a couple of questions.
1. Difference between Puta and jineteria? Pro and semi pro?
2. Seems you did quite well around the Playa de este area, whereas most visitors don't do that well here, police presence etc. Seems networking was key to your success, once you had nailed one, she would introduce friends, friends of friends etc, is that correct?
3. Is your Spanish good?
Makes me want to return and try again.
Taking the moral high ground? We ask the girls if we can take their pics they say yes usually for a few CUC, they know the score.
We are not asking for pics of their pussy spread apart or up their anal passage. Fully clothed would be fine.
A picture paints a thousand words. Mongers have based trips on pics of the girls they have seen posted, maybe even subconsciously you too.
Taboc report was great, I do believe it, but a pic with each anecdote would have made it a classic.
So Taboc I have a couple of questions.
1. Difference between Puta and jineteria? Pro and semi pro?
2. Seems you did quite well around the Playa de este area, whereas most visitors don't do that well here, police presence etc. Seems networking was key to your success, once you had nailed one, she would introduce friends, friends of friends etc, is that correct?
3. Is your Spanish good?
Makes me want to return and try again.SirM, I understand what you are saying, and agree on the classic part. I just don't like to post any pointers that would identify chicas, leave alone photos. I fuck them like an animal, however I also respect them, and somehow I feel that posting any specific information is not a right, not even comfortable posting their names. As another bro said, it is not good for them or good for me. I want to share my experience with those who would believe in it, and go for an adventure of their own. I was inspired by stories and reports and want to give back.
You mentioned about the chicas who would ask for extra dinero for photos, funny you mentioned it, as I was saying the same to someone on the PM few days earlier. This tells me the chica thinks the photo will stay with the monger and by posting it we are not being honest. Or, if the chica was good to post her photo on the forum, she is hardcore and I am not flying to Cuba to fuck hardcores.
I am good with your explanation of puta / jinetera.
Playa Del Este is a large area. The playa part of Playa Del Este across from Tropicoco has a policia post, and they are there to keep the tourists safe, I think. Other parts of Playa Del Este does not have police presence, they might do the patrol, but much much less. Check out Tarara and Guanabo.
I have trouble understanding when the Cubans spit words like they come out of a machine gun. Otherwise, I am good with the language. I would say to everyone some Spanish as important as a passport to goto Cuba for mongering. You can certainly fuck around without a word of Spanish, but in many cases it would be with chicas you can find in the clubs.
I planned for this trip long time, and have been reading and taking advises on how to keep going every day with out any stimulants. I would recommend to try the following.
1. 8 hours with chica, 8 hours sleep, 8 hours do something else and do not think about chicas even for a second (visit che, goto playa, play baseball, go for game / practise session etc).
2. Tell your cook to add liberal amount of garlic and onion in your meat / veggies, during the day have two glasses of sugar cane juice.
3. don't drink too much before sex.
Hope this works for atleast some of you.Nice. The Cubans swear by Guarapo (Sugar Cane Juice), they highly believe this gives a man sexual virility. And I must admit, when I'm there I consume about 2/3 of a liter daily and my sexual endurance level vastly increases.
So if you did follow the daily plan you outlined then I'm sure the Guarapo aided in your sexual activity.
I planned for this trip long time, and have been reading and taking advises on how to keep going every day with out any stimulants. I would recommend to try the following.
1. 8 hours with chica, 8 hours sleep, 8 hours do something else and do not think about chicas even for a second (visit che, goto playa, play baseball, go for game / practise session etc).
2. Tell your cook to add liberal amount of garlic and onion in your meat / veggies, during the day have two glasses of sugar cane juice.
3. don't drink too much before sex.
Hope this works for atleast some of you.Re the above. 8 hours do not think about chicas even for a second. Does anyone know a monger or even a non-player who can go 8 hours without thinking about chicas, in havana I would say 8 minutes would be a long long time. The whole report reads like a novel.
Kalifornication
09-21-15, 00:40
Re the above. 8 hours do not think about chicas even for a second. Does anyone know a monger or even a non-player who can go 8 hours without thinking about chicas, in havana I would say 8 minutes would be a long long time. The whole report reads like a novel.Ok, ok, can't do it, can barely go 2 minutes without thinking about my chica, but his point I think is to enjoy your time in Cuba too, and not to be so obsessed by the options before you. Those options can become exhausting, physically and mentally. Anyone here a sexologist, we all could probably use a little help from a friend.
Ok, ok, can't do it, can barely go 2 minutes without thinking about my chica, but his point I think is to enjoy your time in Cuba too, and not to be so obsessed by the options before you. Those options can become exhausting, physically and mentally. Anyone here a sexologist, we all could probably use a little help from a friend.Great observation. Life in Cuba is so different from life here in America, so it's easy to take a " pussy break" and just take in the culture. Also tourists aren't a priority in Cuba as Cubans are involved in their daily struggle.
Now, taking a " pussy break" in the DR is very hard to do. Just make eye contact and 20 minutes later you're fucking In a Cabana, and they cater to a tourists needs and wants.
I like to let a great fuck marinate so I might wait a couple days and just chill enjoying the moment. One thing I learned in this game is that great fucks don't come regularly. What amazes me is when guys brag about great sex with a girl but never repeats with her but will search immediately for new shit and have just an average fucks for the rest of their trip. I guess guys like quantity over quality.
BTW my restaurant on Obispo that I just posted about has the sugar cane machine out front with the big wheel. It's 2 cuc for a cup and it comes with rum and lemon if you so desire.
We arrived in Cuba on what we thought was a smooth ride. The airline is told us that is okay for us to say we're going directly to Cuba and all bags will be automatically passed over. Once we arrived in Cuba that's when the bullshit started. My bags did not arrive. Normally this is not a big deal however; in Cuba its a major problem. Dealing with Cuban customs and with the airline that you can't call to address. It took 2 to 3 hours for me to get paperwork fill and to get out of the airport. Apparently the airlines had messed up 13 other people luggages. It was a long process. I am glad I was with Mr. G. I do not blame Cuban customs for this incident. It's a good thing Mr G had contact numbers just in case they try to locate me. Normally I would [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) for what could I do now.
I was not going to let this big problem mess up my vacation. We met up with our CB Cuban Brothers. They were ready to hit the night with us. CB had my apartment set up. I block from my last place. 1 bedroom with kitchen and a local telephone $25. The building is old but what aint old in Cuba.
We went to Mr G favorite spot and hit a few clubs in the area. The club was nice but all of them smell like old building. But it had a good bit of girls dancing for your entertainment. It wasn't classical in the DR but if we wanted that we would have went to the DR. I end up getting with a girl home I saw earlier. She was with her sister. Mr G was laying back just enjoying the scene as he does. Alex started the negotiate with the girls. He and Dabey are 2 of the craziest young men you ever want to hang with. They have this gimmick where they tell the chicas they meet they are Jamaicans. Sometimes they speak English to confuse the chica. They even grew their hair out and started twisting it to look more authentic. Alex made the deals with the girls $40 for three guys. Alex made severe deal with chica ranging from $10 to $30. One chica said she can handle all three of us for $20. I told them I was buying the chicas for us night. We left and went to my apartment. Mr G went into his walking mode. AKA treasure hunting. Not really the quick fuck type. We get to my apartment and my chica says she wants more money. My spidey senses were not tingling. This chica had a very sexy body. I was would have put her on my Cuba rotation team. It must had been the stress. Her sister is doing two guys for twenty. And she just told me and she wants more money. I forgot to negotiate properly and tell her you get $20 and if you're good you going to get a tip. I told her no problem she can have 30. I took her in the room and left CB to deal with her sister. I'm thinking to myself damn this is my first night in Cuba. The girl I chose was a dud. She kept complaining complaining complaining. She gave me a CBJ. I started banging her hoping that would make her shut up. Her cycle must have not been completely off. I stopped because I already came and I saw it. I pretended like I was upset with her complaining. I told her cycle was on and she complains too much. Meanwhile I can hear CB in the living room the sister they had was a champ. They were getting the more out of my money. Oh well there's always tomorrow for me. Damn I hope my luggage comes in.
Nice. The Cubans swear by Guarapo (Sugar Cane Juice), they highly believe this gives a man sexual virility. And I must admit, when I'm there I consume about 2/3 of a liter daily and my sexual endurance level vastly increases.
So if you did follow the daily plan you outlined then I'm sure the Guarapo aided in your sexual activity.I turned Mr. G on to the Guarapo in Cuba 1 cuc. He really enjoyed it!. They had the machine that squeezes the cane. I have only seen a few in Santo Dominigo, DR. I should had gotten a pitcher full. I know it has good nutrients values. Wish I could get it raw like that is the States.
Great report Grownman, can't wait till you tell them about the rest of your trip. Me and GM are a contradiction as far as styles but we come together with basic respect for each other. He is aggressive I'm laid back, I drink he doesn't, he interacts well with touts I don't, he meets the girls fucks them and kicks them out while I stay and play house, I like to walk he doesn't but we are both on time at our meet spots and we aren't cheap guys, we pay fair.
I'm hard on touts and local guys because I don't have time for the games and bullshit, GM embraces this. He has a salesman mentality and is good at reading people so I have seen first hand the benefits he reaps by making these connections. He often gets all the info he wants about how things work and makes connections and usually leaves the touts feeling out maneuvered. Most of my connections come through girls and the casa owners, or the bici taxis, usually through a recommendation.
Grownman struck up a conversation with Renee and he took us around with him for the day. He took us to his house on the outskirts of Havana, introduced us to some girls from there and helped us get a great exchange on our money. Without Gm I wouldn't have made the connection myself, I'm not that trusting. Our Cuban brothers take us to spots I would never go to solo and we had a great time.
I say all this to let you know you always have to learn to embrace new ways and make adjustments in this game. I have to learn to let my guard down and trust more as I travel, that's going to be hard for me to do. We have to learn how to play the "tout game" and get the info we need but give little without being disrespectful. GM will be reporting here and the touts will deliver every time so I'm just giving insight on that from my view, he will give his.
Most of my connections come through girls and the casa owners, or the bici taxis, usually through a recommendation.
I am like you MrG, wish I could be like GM too. Thanks for posting guys.
Telling a chica ahead that I have been in Cuba many times and know the game, I am staying there not for few days or weeks rather for a month seem to control their gaming behaviour. Still Chicas asking for more once inside the casa is a no win situation. When I tell them to get out, almost all of them stop asking more, but in hassle the fun is lost. I don't want to give them more as the chica agreed to the price before. Often this is what makes me not to hunt instead take help and getting introduced to chicas.
Looks like not just pussy is good and cheap in Santa Clara, as I pay 1 moneda nacional for gurapo. Try to stay away from the iced ones and ask them to give me straight from the machine.
I turned Mr. G on to the Guarapo in Cuba 1 cuc. He really enjoyed it!. They had the machine that squeezes the cane. I have only seen a few in Santo Dominigo, DR. I should had gotten a pitcher full. I know it has good nutrients values. Wish I could get it raw like that is the States.You can get it stateside, depending on where you live. New York and it's boroughs have it, so does New Jersey and Miami. Basically any city where there is a Caribbean community. Not just the Latin Caribbean but the English Caribbean as well. Wherever there's a Jamaican, Trinidadian, Guyanese, Barbadian, Dominican or Puerto Rican community / stores you will be able to find Guarapo. I even found it in Chinatown. An old Chinese man had a machine set up outside an Asian grocery store and he was making it fresh. It was really good too.
So just look around brotha, I'm sure you could find it. Unless you live in Alaska. LOL.
I am like you MrG, wish I could be like GM too. Thanks for posting guys.
Telling a chica ahead that I have been in Cuba many times and know the game, I am staying there not for few days or weeks rather for a month seem to control their gaming behaviour. Still Chicas asking for more once inside the casa is a no win situation. When I tell them to get out, almost all of them stop asking more, but in hassle the fun is lost. I don't want to give them more as the chica agreed to the price before. Often this is what makes me not to hunt instead take help and getting introduced to chicas.
Looks like not just pussy is good and cheap in Santa Clara, as I pay 1 moneda nacional for gurapo. Try to stay away from the iced ones and ask them to give me straight from the machine.Yeah, stay away from the iced ones. You'll end up pissing through your ass for days, not fun.
Dude, $1 CUP for Guarapo? Damn son, I really find that hard to believe, not calling you a liar but that's only $0. 04 cents! I've never seen it that cheap.
I got back from Havana a couple weeks ago and here is a very brief summary of my trip.
Getting through Cuban immigration and customs was a breeze. Luggage came out fast, 0 problems.
US exchange rate: $100 US = $87 CUC at the CADECA or Bank.
US exchange rate: $100 US = $95 CUC on the streets.
Canadian exchange rate: $100 CDN = $74 CUC at the CADECA or Bank.
Canadian exchange rate: $100 CDN = $0 CUC on the streets, nobody wanted to take my friend's Canadian currency.
We booked transfers from Nash Travel in Ontario Canada. They are Cuban Specialists and have many American customers. We were 7 guys and they sent us a 30 passenger private air conditioned bus just for us. Cost $150, very cheap, + $5 CUC tip for the driver to bring us to our casa (official airport transfers are only allowed to bring tourists to hotels, not cases). So a fin took care of that.
On the way from Varadero airport (it's much cheaper flying into here than Havana airport. 50% cheaper) we instructed the driver to stop and pick up female hitchhikers, he did, we then stopped at a roadside bar / restaurant / store, loaded up on beer and had a nice but brief party on the bus. 1 friend got a BJ in the back and another actually got laid. She was a screamer and we were all cheering her and him on. Even the cuban chicas we laughing and clapping. LOL. 2 others were making out and the other 4 of us just had conversations with the chicas. No action for me or the other 3 guys but we had a good time regardless. FYI, this was at night so nobody could see inside the bus and we had closed the curtains. If it was daytime none of this would have happened, the chicas would be way too scared of the Police.
Got to the casa, huge 8 bedroom house with in-ground swimming pool, 10 bathrooms, 3 kitchens, safety box and ac in every room. $400 CUC per night (paid him in USD at par).
Went to Guanimar Cabaret in Guanabo, it was closed. Apparently the Police did a major bust, arrested some of the doormen and shut the club down. I was told it's supposed to re-open in 6 months.
Went to Tokio, a few young chicas there, nothing special.
Walked around a bit hunting for action and ended up at Cubano. Everybody was there, the place was full. My boys rounded up a bunch of chicas and we all went back to the casa. Once back a full-on orgy broke out, 14 girls, 8 guys. I didn't participate because I wasn't attracted to any of them. Not that they were all ugly but I'm a very picky mofo and if a chica is not at least an 8 I'm not hitting it. Guess I've been spoiled and in Cuba 8's are everywhere and there is a large ratio of 10's as well. So I just saved myself for the next day. I soaked up the atmosphere of the night and enjoyed the party, it was a blast, even the guy hired to watch the house joined in the fun and got laid. LOL.
I took a lot of videos that night but have since deleted them. I actually deleted them before coming back, didn't was any evidence to accidentally fall into the wrong hands. LOL.
Cuban girls absolutely love swimming pools. That was our sales pitch the entire time we were there. Every day and night we would invite chicas over for a "fiesta" at our Casa Grande con Piscina, comida why mucha cervezas (big house with swimming pool, food and lots of beer). This worked like a charm! So much so that sometimes money was not necessary, the girls just wanted to practically move in with us and party all the time. My boys aren't cheap, they're actually quite generous. Sometimes to a fault. So the girls were always well taken care of.
Chica prices: Chicas were asking anywhere from $40 CUC-$100 CUC. None of us ever paid $100. In reality our costs were anywhere from $0-$50.
BTW, $0 is never truly $0 because you're paying everything for them, food, drinks, admission to clubs, cigarettes, chocolates, snacks, gifts and Bikinis.
Yes, I said Bikinis. Before we left we all raided Target and Walmart and bought every end-of-season Bikini we could get our hands on. We got them cheap, about $7-$10 per Bikini and this purchase was well worth it, Believe me!
When trying to pick up a girl at a club and you mention swimming pool and she responds "I don't have a bathing suit" and you respond "don't worry, I have a very nice Bikini just for you at my casa. It's a gift". You should see the surprise on their faces followed by a smile and then an "OK, vamos". This worked extremely well for us.
More to follow. I'm tired. LOL.
Yeah, stay away from the iced ones. You'll end up pissing through your ass for days, not fun.
Dude, $1 CUP for Guarapo? Damn son, I really find that hard to believe, not calling you a liar but that's only $0. 04 cents! I've never seen it that cheap.Yes it is always 4 cents in SC. Havana it costs more at 4 or 8 cents. There is a place in centro two blocks from Malecon either on San Nicolas or on Campanario. Once there ask anyone they will tell you. Another one across from train station. You can't miss these places, it will have a big sign Guarapo Bien Frio.
Next time fill the crack of a clean juicy 18 yr pussy, the best sweet sushi you can have.
The next day we headed back to the airport to see if my bag came. No one calls us but we had our fingers crossed. We got a good deal with the cab he charged us $50 to go and come back. It's about a 30 to 40 minute drive. After waiting in line for what seemed like an eternity a guy told me my bag was there all I needed was my passport to verify. Ain't this a be* I left my passport in my apartment. I have my drivers license, my work ID card, my passport identification card. All of that was irrelevant. Had to drive all the way back to the house to get my ID. The cab driver was going to charge us $100 for the whole trip. Mr G offered to pay some $25 toward the trip. When I got my bag I showed taxi driver one of my international phones. We made some negotiations and he gave me $50 back toward the ride for the phone. When I showed him the lotion and body spray I have for the chicas he wanted to buy them. I told him to men's cologne and some body spray for women. He gave Mr G back his $25. We befriend each other and he took us to his house. We met his wife and children. Little small duplex on the outside of the city. I was impressed because we went into a room and his daughter was there on the Internet. We talked about doing business and he really love the body spray. He wanted to buy all I had on me. He thought it was the best thing since sliced bread. He love that $1 body spray. So I sold it to him for $5 a bottle. When we left his house and drove around the area, Mr G & I realize he was living in a mongers dream hunting ground.
He had a lot of good nonpro in his local neighborhood. We can smell the raw pussy in the area. However we had spent much time dealing with my luggage. He exchange my money for 95 - 100. So much raw talent in the area. I can spend two weeks just hitting the raw talent in his area. Rene the cab driver did he can introduce us to girls if we like. Rene is no pimp but he is a hustler in the sense of making a few dollars besides driving cabs. Exchange money at a decent rate. If you're going to exchange your money it's best to have nice crisp hundred dollar bills. They're easier to carry and much more preferred in Cuba. Later on that night Rene brought a chica for me. The night was so young I didn't want to waste my official date in Cuba lock down in the room with one woman. Mr G whose philosophy is if you find a good one give her a couple of days. If you find a great one stay with her all week. However even he was ready to treasure hunt and not call it a night. I must say the chica that Rene picked me was a good eight and a half. She came out the house dress to impress and smelling like morning dew. Mr G was encouraging me to bring her with them. Oh hell no I told him. I'm not going to be locked down with one chica while I see him once a muck with hundreds of other possibilities. I just met her and placed her on my to do list. We hit several club that night. We learned that you must no which club the single crowd will be hitting. The day vary. We met Alex and David empty club Casablanca de Music. That place had the best looking talent overall. The girls are dressed to impress. And they are not playing games they are coming at you. Cuba connection had a table and when me and Mr G set down within 5 minutes they surrounded us like Indians -excuse. Me Native American on holy grounds. They will walk and literally sent in front of you and mug you. Like " I'm here you see me I'm not playing no games". Had Mr G & I been newbies we would have lost control. But Sat still and just enjoyed the sight. I had a perfect 10 on me. This chica was beautiful. Mr G told me that if I didn't take her I would regret it later. She quoted me 100. I am going to regret her later. She later told me 80. That's 80 with no guarantees. After last night I didn't want to risk it. She had the body of Venus Williams and the face of a darker Halle Berry. Mr. G had the only chica that looked like she was the total sex package. We both agreed she was the best pick. I told her if my friend didn't pick her I will. Can you believe she told me no. She only wanted Mr. G aka Rick James. I know Mr G's M. O. If he hadn't took her out the door within the first 10 minutes he's going to throw up back. He did. After her I didn't want any of these overpriced chicas. I was willing to compromise with a sexy 9 for $40. She told me that was too little money. She later asked me if I had a big dick. I told her no so she walked away. Mr G's chicas chased him while we were leaving sending a guy to talk to him for her. But you can't change RJ mind when he passes you up.
Dabey took us to another club a little outside of Havana. It was a more local crowd. I love the possibilities in that club. We were the only gringos there. It was about 4 o'clock in the morning. It was too late for Mr G to make a pic he likes his girls all night. I was searching for the possibilities then I decided to let my dick decide. Sure enough it came came through. One look at this chicas pretty face and sexy thighs and I knew I had my pic. While we were in the taxi she just laid on my shoulder as if we're going to have a very intimate night. We didn't talk money. Dabey tried to setup a 2 some but she said she didn't like Havana guys. I smiled inside because I didn't want to share. Back in the room she gave me everything I came to Cuba for. She asked me could she stay all day until 2 the following day. Two sessions I gave her 40 cuc and she gave me the biggest smile of appreciation. Then I blessed her with a gift and she lost her mind. I definitely will repeat with her one day.
Young pretty and raw. No ninas and SHE didn't SMOKE. 98% of the chicas I met smoked cigars and/or cigarettes. Don't PM for the number!
Walked around a bit hunting for action and ended up at Cubano.
Way to go MrS, those guys were lucky to have you around. Bus / Casa / Pool / Orgy / Chicas they all need connections and good planning, so good job bro.
Where is Cubano? As you said Guanimar was closed, and you went to Tokio, I am thinking this is in Guanabo. I have been to both these places, also to Bim Bom and Guanabo club, another one in a residential place (not in the main street where Gaunimar, Tokio is). Never heard of or been to Cubano, where is it?
Yes, I said Bikinis. Before we left we all raided Target and Walmart and bought every end-of-season Bikini we could get our hands on. We got them cheap, about $7-$10 per Bikini and this purchase was well worth it, Believe me!
When trying to pick up a girl at a club and you mention swimming pool and she responds "I don't have a bathing suit" and you respond "don't worry, I have a very nice Bikini just for you at my casa. It's a gift". You should see the surprise on their faces followed by a smile and then an "OK, vamos". This worked extremely well for us.
More to follow. I'm tired. LOL.I mostly give chicas gifts after a good performance as a surprise. I never thought about mentioning or showing it before hand. Mr. G put a video of the dresses he had on his phone and showed the chicas. It worked very well for him. I can see how mentioning a pool and a bikini will work like a charm. Good move! Image if you can show them a video of the pool, beer, and bikinis. Wow I m missing Cuba. Showing a chica a good time and seeing her appreciation is worth its weight in dineros.
Way to go MrS, those guys were lucky to have you around. Bus / Casa / Pool / Orgy / Chicas they all need connections and good planning, so good job bro.
Where is Cubano? As you said Guanimar was closed, and you went to Tokio, I am thinking this is in Guanabo. I have been to both these places, also to Bim Bom and Guanabo club, another one in a residential place (not in the main street where Gaunimar, Tokio is). Never heard of or been to Cubano, where is it?It's in Boca Ciega which borders Guanabo. So if you walk past Cabaret Guanimar towards the roundabout and continue on the same road for about 3-4 blocks you will find it on the left side of the street.
I mostly give chicas gifts after a good performance as a surprise. I never thought about mentioning or showing it before hand. Mr. G put a video of the dresses he had on his phone and showed the chicas. It worked very well for him. I can see how mentioning a pool and a bikini will work like a charm. Good move! Image if you can show them a video of the pool, beer, and bikinis. Wow I m missing Cuba. Showing a chica a good time and seeing her appreciation is worth its weight in dineros.Actually, I had pics of the house, the rooms and the pool on my phone and only showed it once or twice. It really wasn't necessary on this trip because my opening lines usually sealed the deal and the offer of a Bikini was just the cherry on top of the Sundae.
Besides, if you have to do a lot of convincing to get the chica to go home with you then that is a clear signal that she will under perform and will have a ball-busting stink attitude once the bedroom door is closed. So it's best you just move on the the next one. And believe me, there are plenty more just waiting to be had.
Being friendly, polite and cracking some jokes goes a long way in snagging chicas. We were a bunch of nice guys and we were always smiling and having a good time. Our collective positive energy attracted lots of attention to the point where on some occasions the chicas left their Yumas and partied with us instead.
Once you make them laugh, 9 times out of 10 you have them hooked. These chicas can always make money with any tourist but they can't always make money AND have a good time with a bunch of nice party rocking Yumas like we were. LOL.
Here's are some Cuban treats for your viewing pleasure.
Actually, I had pics of the house, the rooms and the pool on my phone and only showed it once or twice. It really wasn't necessary on this trip because my opening lines usually sealed the deal and the offer of a Bikini was just the cherry on top of the Sundae.
Besides, if you have to do a lot of convincing to get the chica to go home with you then that is a clear signal that she will under perform and will have a ball-busting stink attitude once the bedroom door is closed. So it's best you just move on the the next one. And believe me, there are plenty more just waiting to be had.
Being friendly, polite and cracking some jokes goes a long way in snagging chicas. We were a bunch of nice guys and we were always smiling and having a good time. Our collective positive energy attracted lots of attention to the point where on some occasions the chicas left their Yumas and partied with us instead.
Once you make them laugh, 9 times out of 10 you have them hooked. These chicas can always make money with any tourist but they can't always make money AND have a good time with a bunch of nice party rocking Yumas like we were. LOL.I definitely agree but most of us are not on the level of being able crack jokes in Spanish. I am a novice in the language. I like how you control the crowd. I am surprised you did have a lot of "I am just here for the free gifts chicas" LOL.
BrasilSoccer0
09-25-15, 20:22
I like this one. With that butt she can can satisfy multiple times a night I imagine!
Young pretty and raw. No ninas and SHE didn't SMOKE. 98% of the chicas I met smoked cigars and/or cigarettes. Don't PM for the number!
I have some pms for concacts info.
Last week at Havana, I stayed at hotel Inglaterra it is in the center an close to most of the places. First night after check in I was going to my room security offered me a girl in the lift she was not my type. That night just around the corner of the hotel small street with pros they are whistling you after a short walk I saw a hot negrita she was 20 -21 long hair sexy body she asked for 40 cuc and 20 for the casa after we went to casa her sister! Joined us in the room I did not want to fuck her just BJ during the sex she was saying no money to my sister but insist on fucking her too any way after sex 2 of them were standing in front of the door and asking gift! To her sister I was going to give her 20 but this attitude makes me angry and I gave 10 then keep on asking asking and another 5 we are done. She nice body tight pussy all 3 ways open but after sex part was not good. Next day I was at Florida bar some pros and non pros around but not my type it becomes a rest night. 3. night I went to Casa de musica entrance fee is 10 cuc but if you go opening time there is cue and you choose your girl before you go inside. I went inside a lot of pros around I checked around there was a very caliente girl around 170 high hill wonderful body baby face. After I sit down a minute later she was at my table with good English conversation she asked for 80 but I offered 50 10 min later she was ok with 50 we went to a casa again 20 cuc but It was hell of a night she was good nearly perfect body (for me) good BJ and DT tight ass nice boobs after we talked a little bit more she was soldier before now a pro and she told me week days less turists so you can get the girls for less money but for 10 cucu I do not want her to lose her fire. Next day I sit at the the lobby another security asked me: you want girl? I said a caliente OK and he opened the door and call 1 from the entrance bar she was ok but not my type she has thick body she asked 80 cuc! If you do not have problem girl in your room this hotel is ok for you if you tip the security (but girls do not want to go to hotel at first may be they get money from casa also) It was safe night time police were all around. For Cuban cigar I did good shopping at malia habana behike 52 and Robustos Supremos Edicion Limitada 2014 at first they said they do not have this ones then I mentioned that I will buy 4 boxes they opened a cabinet and 3 box of Behike 52 and 1 box of limited edition I bought I went around 5 or 7 stores no unopened box of this 2 brand. And be careful abut the cigars hop at Havana Riviera they are selling fake ones! I hired old model but very clean and similar the ones that they want 35 cuc for an hour I ofered 10 cuc for hour and 15 to airport I t was good other times I used havana hop on hop off bus 5 cuc a day.
KiteRunner2015
09-26-15, 12:52
Here's are some Cuban treats for your viewing pleasure.Wow, that's my type of Cuban chica. Thumbs up.
After the chica left at 2; I call my man Rene up for the chica that I had on my to do list. I really didn't get a chance to see her face well because it was dark however what I did see I like. Rene came and pick me up and took me to get her. That's what I like about non Punta so many of them you can always have them on standby. She came out the house and I was happy I came back. We did some small talk and went back to my casa. She was about 5'4 130 pounds. She has the most beautiful feet I've seen with a woman. Excuse me. Hanging around Mr G has me looking at women feet like Eddie Murphy. This chica was about 25 in her prime.
She could speak a little bit English and with my little bit of Spanish we were able to converse. When we arrived in my apartment I gave her a foot massage. I can tell she really enjoyed that because once I finish she stood up on the couch and sat behind Me pressing her hot pussy on the back of my neck. She massage my shoulders while I felt her hot pussy throbbing. Very intimate is all I can say. This is why I came to Cuba.
The dominican girls are used to their men being very aggressive. They respect aggression. I don't witness much romance when I am there. If a woman isn't used to romance sometimes when a man tries it can be viewed as him being weak. So the more you romance from your heart the more a Dominican girl might think your weak. But then there's Cuba. Here romance is still alive. Sex rarely rushed in my experience. And this chica is a prime example. The sex was great with an 15 long BJ. She said she did not want me to come until I was inside of her. I gave her an HIV test and 50 cuc later. I don't know who was better her or the young lady I had yesterday.
Later that night I got up with my CB connection. I couldn't find Mr G. We forgot to give the rendezvous point a time. Its cool I can always get with him later. He's probably doing his thing. I did go to his favorite spot on the Malecon. His Cuban friends told me they hadn't seen him all day. He even had a girl sitting and waiting for him to show up. Yep he's definitely somewhere in his own world. My CB was ready to hit the clubs. They came up with an idea of calling a Punta who they knocked off together for 10 cuc. He said because it's three of us we probably would have to give her 15. He told me the chica was dark skin and very sexy. I told him as long as I go first call her up and we will check her out. I made it up in my mind that when I am with my connection it's a group thing. And when I'm not with them I can use my other connections such as Rene for solo missions. To make a long story short the chica send her Amiga in her place. When I saw her Amiga I was like nice. Nice body on this one with no long fake hair. RAW. She was looking at me like why are you with these two. My CB was disappointed. That's not the chica they were referring to. She said she is not a $10 or $20 chica and she is not doing 3 guys. I was saying to myself hell no you are not you are definitely worth $1000 in Las Vegas. While my connection was ready to leave her standing still; I had other plans. Mr G is not here why am I going to the club to buy drinks and play club fees. I had an excellent session with Renee's friend earlier and I'm in the zone. This girl is already talking about 30 cuc. I'll waste more money riding around in cabs going paying spot to spot. Buying drinks in every area for my friends. Which I admit I can buy one drink and they will share it. I told my connection I am settling with this chica. I went full Parkison / JV style on them. I gave them 20 and said why'all enjoyed the the rest of the night on me. Got the chica and went right to my apartment. Her body was flawless. And she let me give her a little ground-and-pound action. I told her I picked her because of the way she looked at me. She said she was happy because she did not like Havana guys. Gave 30 cuc and one of the dresses. Sorry no naked pick to show.
Here's are some Cuban treats for your viewing pleasure.8 1/2 to 9.
Writing a report here itself is a good thing to share info, posting photos take it to another level. It certainly adds flavour and thank you for all those posting them. I want to share few things, for the safety sake.
Taking a nude photo in Cuba = making pornography, their laws do not allow this to happen. If the chica is cool with this, you are an experienced monger, there may not be any problem. But don't just click around thinking nothing will happen. The chica could be unhappy with money, the driver may not like you for whatever reason, the local CDR might have his eyes on you, or whatever. This can lead to unpleasant situations. Times like this being clean helps. There are places we can get away I. E DR, Thailand etc, not in Cuba. I hear there is a guy doing his time because the chica faked her age, after few days her mom and moms BF came to know this guy works for a big canadian oil company in Cuba and asked for some outrageous amount. He said no, and they went to local CDR, who went to cops. Taking a photo of an adult is not same as doing what he did, it just tells you how the web of connections can put you in trouble. The american passport means you are more valuable to be put in, for later bargaining of something else with Obamas.
Why getting into all this nonsense, a pussy is a pussy, there are millions of them on the net. Why taking all the trouble clicking them in Cuba. There may be some thrill to do that, like the guy who posted a photo of a hunted lion in africa. So if you like it, do it, but beware of the risks, Cuba is a very different country when you are dealing with the cops and the system there.
Then comes the question of taking a regular photo of a chica and posting it. I don't see how this can get anyone in trouble as the chica is not nude and willing to pose. If she was not willing to have her photo posted on a forum like this, may be a different story.
Writing a report here itself is a good thing to share info, posting photos take it to another level. It certainly adds flavour and thank you for all those posting them. I want to share few things, for the safety sake.
Taking a nude photo in Cuba = making pornography, their laws do not allow this to happen. If the chica is cool with this, you are an experienced monger, there may not be any problem. But don't just click around thinking nothing will happen. The chica could be unhappy with money, the driver may not like you for whatever reason, the local CDR might have his eyes on you, or whatever. This can lead to unpleasant situations. Times like this being clean helps. There are places we can get away I. E DR, Thailand etc, not in Cuba. I hear there is a guy doing his time because the chica faked her age, after few days her mom and moms BF came to know this guy works for a big canadian oil company in Cuba and asked for some outrageous amount. He said no, and they went to local CDR, who went to cops. Taking a photo of an adult is not same as doing what he did, it just tells you how the web of connections can put you in trouble. The american passport means you are more valuable to be put in, for later bargaining of something else with Obamas.
Why getting into all this nonsense, a pussy is a pussy, there are millions of them on the net. Why taking all the trouble clicking them in Cuba. There may be some thrill to do that, like the guy who posted a photo of a hunted lion in africa. So if you like it, do it, but beware of the risks, Cuba is a very different country when you are dealing with the cops and the system there.
Then comes the question of taking a regular photo of a chica and posting it. I don't see how this can get anyone in trouble as the chica is not nude and willing to pose. If she was not willing to have her photo posted on a forum like this, may be a different story.Picture like this may suffice. You know the obvious 'don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see'. I recall in jonesie's forum someone posted an incredible story of his free sexual escapades in Cuban countryside.
Lucky Nuts
10-03-15, 14:07
Can be worth more than a few words.
A few thoughts from me. I thought the guarapo effect on libido was common knowledge. I was first told about it by a bicitaxi driver in Bayamo back in 2005, I think.
Regarding photos, I tend to lean against posting. I don't think these women know their photo is going to be posted worldwide. As far as nude pics, I fear running into trouble with an overzealous Aduana agent who may well decide to go through all my pics and accuse me of trafficking in porn. I did once have a Cubana ask me to take some pics of her during foreplay. We had been hanging out together for almost a week and it was my last night in Cuba. She wanted to give me something to remember her by, I grabbed my digital camera and took a few topless pics of her with just a thong on.
The next day, as we were packing up and going to the airport I just decided to delete them. It kinda worked in my favor because my buddy and I were singled out for a thorough search by Aduana. For some reason, they went through all the pics in out cameras, barely glancing at them though. I was glad I had deleted them well in advance of the airport. She was 27 when I took those pics, so I was not going to be accused of crimes with juveniles, but who knows what they might have cooked up.
Cuba is still a police state, and whereas that is becoming less of a problem for tourists entering and exiting, other previously unheard problems like customs officials and traffic cops demanding bribes will start becoming more common in Cuba. Having nude pics may complicate things for you when leaving Cuba.
Soon to be pregnant, yes it will be mine, don't worry, I know all the tricks.
A few thoughts from me. I thought the guarapo effect on libido was common knowledge. I was first told about it by a bicitaxi driver in Bayamo back in 2005, I think.
Regarding photos, I tend to lean against posting. I don't think these women know their photo is going to be posted worldwide. As far as nude pics, I fear running into trouble with an overzealous Aduana agent who may well decide to go through all my pics and accuse me of trafficking in porn. I did once have a Cubana ask me to take some pics of her during foreplay. We had been hanging out together for almost a week and it was my last night in Cuba. She wanted to give me something to remember her by, I grabbed my digital camera and took a few topless pics of her with just a thong on.
The next day, as we were packing up and going to the airport I just decided to delete them. It kinda worked in my favor because my buddy and I were singled out for a thorough search by Aduana. For some reason, they went through all the pics in out cameras, barely glancing at them though. I was glad I had deleted them well in advance of the airport. She was 27 when I took those pics, so I was not going to be accused of crimes with juveniles, but who knows what they might have cooked up.
Cuba is still a police state, and whereas that is becoming less of a problem for tourists entering and exiting, other previously unheard problems like customs officials and traffic cops demanding bribes will start becoming more common in Cuba. Having nude pics may complicate things for you when leaving Cuba.
Hi all,
I'm visiting for a week in early November. I think this forum is fantastic. It's been hit or miss for me the last few visits. Unfortunately money's so tight I can't afford the full membership for the DMing capability.
Can I please get some help with hot spots on which nights? For example, which night is the best to hit up casa de la musica or any new spots in Miramar to be aware of? I'm a legit fellow hobbyist that's my word.
I'm looking for the non-pro girl next door types. I haven't frequented the coffee shop / park / university scene but I'd be interested in that. My partner and I can speak Spanish and even pass for locals so we can work anywhere.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Stay tuned for a 6 day report mid November.
Thanks!
Trisnate
Hi all,
I'm visiting for a week in early November. I think this forum is fantastic. It's been hit or miss for me the last few visits. Unfortunately money's so tight I can't afford the full membership for the DMing capability.
Can I please get some help with hot spots on which nights? For example, which night is the best to hit up casa de la musica or any new spots in Miramar to be aware of? I'm a legit fellow hobbyist that's my word.
I'm looking for the non-pro girl next door types. I haven't frequented the coffee shop / park / university scene but I'd be interested in that. My partner and I can speak Spanish and even pass for locals so we can work anywhere.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. Stay tuned for a 6 day report mid November.
Thanks!
TrisnateIf getting the ISG membership fee up is difficult, how do you expect to go to Casa de Musica and pay the entrance fee and buy drinks? This is big boy stuff we do when we travel in search for adventure so maybe it's a good idea for you to stay home and spend the next few years saving some money.
My partner and I can speak Spanish and even pass for locals so we can work anywhere.
I don't see a problem for you to have good times as you can speak the language. It is not like non-pros all come over to one place for you to go and pick them up. If you really want a 'real' non pro, you have to reach out to them. Take taxi collectivos from Paseo why Neputano, they all go close to University, 10 peso. Walk around, pretend you want to learn spanish etc, and make conversations. Check out Parque Copelia on weekends. Not going to be easy, but doable if you can speak the language and got game.
Don't go thinking you can get non pros for 20 cuc, you will be disappointed.
I don't see a problem for you to have good times as you can speak the language. It is not like non-pros all come over to one place for you to go and pick them up. If you really want a 'real' non pro, you have to reach out to them. Take taxi collectivos from Paseo why Neputano, they all go close to University, 10 peso. Walk around, pretend you want to learn spanish etc, and make conversations. Check out Parque Copelia on weekends. Not going to be easy, but doable if you can speak the language and got game.
Don't go thinking you can get non pros for 20 cuc, you will be disappointed.Thanks Taboc! I mapped out the University this afternoon and I'm prepared to do troll a couple of days during the week as fishing trips. Now I'm trying to sort out the cafe and park scenes.
Normally I start at 50 CUC and settle at around 60-80 CUC depending on the talent. I suspect the exchange rates aren't great at the moment so I want to start at 30-40 CUC for non-pros.
BrasilSoccer0
10-24-15, 06:05
If she is expecting more than 20 cuc. Well I got news for you she ain't a regular girl!
Any regular nonpro is happy with anything you give her including 10 cuc or clothes!
So called veterans on Cuba don't get the economics or the life of avarage Cubana!!
I paid the following girls 10-20 cuc for a full GFE no rush service for the two relations plus clothes. The 3 girls below are regulars who just needed help. Stop holding pussy on a pedestal.
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