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<snip> I read a review on Tripadvisor of the Sofitel and they said prostitution was evident at the hotel so not too sure what to think!Assuming you are referring to Hotel Sofitel Legend Santa Clara:
(1) This Hotel will only allow "registered" guests. This means the guest's name has to be provided at time of check-in.
A guest from the UK complained about this issue. I have pasted the response below from Hotel management (from a review on TripAdvisor).
(2) Rooms in this Hotel go for more than US $ 300 per night. I would stay somewhere else.
~BKKguru
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We would like to inform you that we have very specific rules regarding accompany guests, this one has to be registered at the reservation or at the check-in time; otherwise the person will be denied access, due to one of our outmost priorities to preserve the privacy and security of all our guests. Please do not feel it was a personal restriction.
As you may know, Cartagena is a very touristic and visited city and because of that our security personnel are in charge of protecting our guests and identifying every visitor who wish to go beyond the colonial areas of the hotel. To keep control of visitors walking around the property, they guide each guest to the front desk in order to be registered. I assure you that our staff is very well trained in service and security standards.
We appreciate your understanding and we hope to have the pleasure to have you again in the magical Cartagena.
Kind Regards,
Nathalia Pedraza Hernández
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Very limited options in Centro.
El Laguito is only a 5 minute cab ride for $3.
Plenty of condos to hang out with your guests and not have a hassle bringing them in, as long as they have ID.
Juan has many buildings and is the boards go to guy for accommodations.I believe Juan does have at least one condo in Centro. Not 100% sure, but I would check with him. I personally understand why some folks don't want El Laquito or Bocagrande. If you don't need a beach (which is nothing to write home about), there is a big difference between walking to the Clock Tower and taking a cab, even if it's just a 10-minute ride. I would definitely stay in El Laquito again, though, because I'm a little nuts about an ocean view. Helps me feel that I really am on vacation, but different strokes.
What the fuck is going on? Did I just come back from bizarro world? It felt like the upside down over there.
Enter the Tantra
She lives in Bello, Medellin. I told her of course she did (claro que si mami) as I licked my lips. The tout couldn't help but laugh at the look in my eyes as took in the view. She's a red-head with a big ass. Only she dies her hair blonde for some reason. After sweet talking her and sharing some drinks I explained I couldn't live with myself if I used a condom. She REALLY didn't like the idea of bareback. In fact at first I called off the whole thing and gave her 50 k for her time. As an aside I made 9 million pesos in the casino my first night so I was flush this time. The next day I messaged her and begged her forgiveness. She said she changed her mind and would let me cum inside of her.
We went out to drink and party in centro at one of the terraces. We had Daiquiris. I explained to her that Ernesto Hemingwayo loved Daiquiris. There's even a Daiquiri bar in his honor in Havana. By the third drink she was sticking her tongue in my mouth, and I was feeling up that wonderful big pale ass. We ended up buying pot later and by the end of the night she was doggy on the edge of the bed, ass spread, feet in a triangle, her phone buzzing some House music right on her knee and vibrating up to my skull. I was high out of my god damn mind and it felt great fucking that endless ass.
It was tantric. Her moaning. In my third eye I saw a black background with a silhouette of a figure in white. The figure would point north, east, south, west and with each rythmic motion I would push in and out of her pussy. I kept hearing the mantra: "PUERCO PUERCO PUERCO" OVER and OVER in my head as I went with the motion. When I came the figure turned into a giant fountain and I gave her every last drop in that wonderful red flower of hers.
I have seen the top of the mountain, brothers, and it was good.Love your writing. Very uplifting, LOL!
I believe Juan does have at least one condo in Centro. Not 100% sure, but I would check with him. I personally understand why some folks don't want El Laquito or Bocagrande. If you don't need a beach (which is nothing to write home about), there is a big difference between walking to the Clock Tower and taking a cab, even if it's just a 10-minute ride. I would definitely stay in El Laquito again, though, because I'm a little nuts about an ocean view. Helps me feel that I really am on vacation, but different strokes.Last year I asked as many girls and taxi drivers about guest policies in Boca and El Laguito and the response was always the same, almost all the buildings at the beach allow guests, some with restrictions on time allowed and overnights. Almost all the apartments and hotels in Centro, frown upon or ban guests.
Another centro option is VRBO. Search for 1 and 2 br apartments and then do the work to contact about the guest policy.
Problems that have been reported in past is that VRBO renter response will say guest no problem and then you get a problem when you try to bring in a guest.
That is why Juan is so popular, his apartments and the buildings never give a hassle to guests about bringing in friends.
I believe Juan does have at least one condo in Centro. Not 100% sure, but I would check with him. I personally understand why some folks don't want El Laquito or Bocagrande. If you don't need a beach (which is nothing to write home about), there is a big difference between walking to the Clock Tower and taking a cab, even if it's just a 10-minute ride. I would definitely stay in El Laquito again, though, because I'm a little nuts about an ocean view. Helps me feel that I really am on vacation, but different strokes.Girls don't like to hang out in Centro but love going to the beach.
If you stay in Centro, you lower your chances of finding the one that you can't get rid of and increase your chances that she wants to hurry and get back to the tower.
Many times, once we get them back to the beach, they want to stay the night and go to beach the next day, without extra charges besides the food and beer to keep them energized and lubricated.
Lets see, your on the beach in CTG. You are horny. The girls are controlled by Tony. Any deal that is made Tony will get a piece of the pie. So all of the girls want 250 K. Now you see a wonderful girl come out of the water. She has a sexy swimsuit on. Turns out she is one of Tony's girl also. So you talk to her, and she will go for 200 K. You are going to take her, but wait a minute you remember a guy named The Tall Man from ISG said you would be really, really stupid if you spent that much for a girl in CTG. Now so you won't be considered stupid you pass on the girl.
Sometimes it is talked about on ISG how a lot of people don't do many trip reports. Gee I can't imagine why. Maybe taking the time to write a report, and then being called stupid might have something to do with it.I agree.
There are ways to relate your experiences without calling people stupid. The point should be to provide information and share your personal experience about your trips, to help bring perspective, suggestions and ideas to the fellow traveler.
Too many people write with an ego and authority that is unwarranted, unearned and down right delusional.
The grandiose claims never cease to amaze me although it is entertaining. I always pay 50 K for the night, they cook me dinner and after the ***** changes the oil in my car, I give her a 10 K tip and send her on the way since I only rent that pussy because I'm a boss monger. Jeez, get a grip.
What one pays along with the length and quality of services has more to do with what you look like, dress like, smell like and your attitude both towards her but also towards yourself.
Where one prefers to go, Medellin vs Cartegena, has everything to do with budget and personal preference. Myself, I prefer the smell of the ocean to the smell of the garbage, so I go to Cartegena.
You do you and never let anyone tell you different.
I think Carnival was the end of Feb first few days of March. Barranquilla has the 2nd biggest Carnival behind Rio. This might have been a reason so may kids where there?
"I'm not doing end of February again. I'll try mid February. I think the whole March break thing brings out too many young guns. ".
I agree.
There are ways to relate your experiences without calling people stupid. The point should be to provide information and share your personal experience about your trips, to help bring perspective, suggestions and ideas to the fellow traveler.
Too many people write with an ego and authority that is unwarranted, unearned and down right delusional.
The grandiose claims never cease to amaze me although it is entertaining. I always pay 50 K for the night, they cook me dinner and after the ***** changes the oil in my car, I give her a 10 K tip and send her on the way since I only rent that pussy because I'm a boss monger. Jeez, get a grip.
What one pays along with the length and quality of services has more to do with what you look like, dress like, smell like and your attitude both towards her but also towards yourself..The last line nails it. There's guys in Medellin, every day, who are paying 300-500 k for girls they could have for 50-100 k. There's girls wanting 300-500 k that I wouldn't pay over 100 k for. If someone is happy to pay it, I'm happy for everyone.
Mojo Bandit
03-08-19, 02:10
I agree.
There are ways to relate your experiences without calling people stupid. The point should be to provide information and share your personal experience about your trips, to help bring perspective, suggestions and ideas to the fellow traveler.
Too many people write with an ego and authority that is unwarranted, unearned and down right delusional.
The grandiose claims never cease to amaze me although it is entertaining. I always pay 50 K for the night, they cook me dinner and after the ***** changes the oil in my car, I give her a 10 K tip and send her on the way since I only rent that pussy because I'm a boss monger. Jeez, get a grip.
What one pays along with the length and quality of services has more to do with what you look like, dress like, smell like and your attitude both towards her but also towards yourself.
Where one prefers to go, Medellin vs Cartegena, has everything to do with budget and personal preference. Myself, I prefer the smell of the ocean to the smell of the garbage, so I go to Cartegena.
You do you and never let anyone tell you different.Well Said.
I'm in my fifties, I'm overweight, and I'm balding. I pay $800 dollars to fly to Cartagena, I Pay $700 for the week of the apartment. If I pay equivalent to $ 60 dollars for an hour and a half with a beautiful young chica with a rocking body there is nothing stupid about it. I like to get as much quality for my money as the next guy, but I'm not necessarily going to because some of those girls do not want two hundred and ninety pounds of old man on top of them. I've experienced this in Colombia as well as Thailand where some women tell me honestly that they would up their price for me because of my weight. I don't blame them.
Well Said.
I'm in my fifties, I'm overweight, and I'm balding. I pay $800 dollars to fly to Cartagena, I Pay $700 for the week of the apartment. If I pay equivalent to $ 60 dollars for an hour and a half with a beautiful young chica with a rocking body there is nothing stupid about it. I like to get as much quality for my money as the next guy, but I'm not necessarily going to because some of those girls do not want two hundred and ninety pounds of old man on top of them. I've experienced this in Colombia as well as Thailand where some women tell me honestly that they would up their price for me because of my weight. I don't blame them.Thank you guys for mentioning this. I can never fault the next man for paying whatever he pays. I can't afford 400 k a session with a Chica. But I'm also not kidding my self that they will take 80 k to get smashed all night. I love Ctg. I don't know why but I do. More then Mde. I will continue to go. I treat the women with respect. I don't over pay but I don't low ball them either. I have established a good reputation there as being fair. But fellas pay what you think is good and what your bank account can handle. Will be in town again in June. You see a black guy with a Cubs hat. Buy me some Hennessy LOL.
YippieKayay
03-09-19, 02:39
As per my last report TOO MANY DUDES and not many chicas. If anyone goes over the next couple of months please post a report on the situation there.
I'll probably be back in the summer but if I think its going to be like last time I'll stop going.
Last year I asked as many girls and taxi drivers about guest policies in Boca and El Laguito and the response was always the same, almost all the buildings at the beach allow guests, some with restrictions on time allowed and overnights. Almost all the apartments and hotels in Centro, frown upon or ban guests.
Another centro option is VRBO. Search for 1 and 2 br apartments and then do the work to contact about the guest policy.
Problems that have been reported in past is that VRBO renter response will say guest no problem and then you get a problem when you try to bring in a guest.
That is why Juan is so popular, his apartments and the buildings never give a hassle to guests about bringing in friends.Not just VRBO. Airbnb, as well. I usually read every and all reviews of a property I'm interested in. Some of these review stated they couldn't get women in despite the hosts' assurances.
Like I said, I'd definitely stay in El Laquito or Boca vs Centro. And there was nothing wrong about Juan's apartment (I believe the same you'd stayed at before me), but I'll probably try to find something a little fancier next time with a better pool.
However, Juan is a class act and very responsive, and I would recommend using him in a heartbeat.
Member #4643
03-09-19, 05:07
Not just VRBO. Airbnb, as well. I usually read every and all reviews of a property I'm interested in. Some of these review stated they couldn't get women in despite the hosts' assurances.
Like I said, I'd definitely stay in El Laquito or Boca vs Centro. And there was nothing wrong about Juan's apartment (I believe the same you'd stayed at before me), but I'll probably try to find something a little fancier next time with a better pool.
However, Juan is a class act and very responsive, and I would recommend using him in a heartbeat.I have been reading this thread with a heavy heart. I have to go to Cartegena for work in June. At first, this seemed like a delightful task, but after reading here, I am not so happy. I have emailed a few Airbnb owners and, when I described EXACTLY what I was looking for (chica friendly, no docuiment checks late at night), they admitted that they did not want my type of chica brought back to their nice homes. So now I am looking for a hotel.
I have traveled extensively around Latin America, and finding a hotel that is not chica friendly is difficult although obviously not impossible!
Based on what I read here, the Hyatt Regency in Bocagrande is probably chica friendly, but they will probably not be friendly to Venezuelans. I am willing to forego Venezuelans, but only because there is likely to be plenty of choice. Does anyone have experience at this hotel?
YippieKayay
03-09-19, 14:38
I have been reading this thread with a heavy heart. I have to go to Cartegena for work in June. At first, this seemed like a delightful task, but after reading here, I am not so happy. I have emailed a few Airbnb owners and, when I described EXACTLY what I was looking for (chica friendly, no docuiment checks late at night), they admitted that they did not want my type of chica brought back to their nice homes. So now I am looking for a hotel.
You don't need to go to Laguito. There are TONS of places that are chica friendly. Document check is mandatory anywhere there is security. Why would you want to skip that? Book a hotel for a week. Go to the buildings around Bocagrande that look newer and you'll see people in the uniforms of their real estate agencies. Ask them about the accommodations and the rules governing guests.
It's that simple.
I refuse to post information publicly and stopped spreading it through messaging about chica friendly apartments because those buildings end up being ruined by people going down with ten friends who act like the rules don't apply to them. The last trip I had to complain twice about music blasting at 4 AM in the morning. Ridiculous.
I've been to Cartagena three times now. First time was 4 years ago and I absolutely loved the stay. It was great for mongering with abundant options.
The past two times I've been the scene has been relegated to LDV and Space. And it's been very difficult to find a chica friendly place to stay at.
What complicates this further is that now Club Pley is shut down so there are really no options to go somewhere on site and have a good time.
With all the negative press that hit the area based on the [CodeWord908] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord908) problem (widely reported over the last year) - it's likely that the city has really cracked own on the pay-for-play scene.
A shame. But seems that most of Colombia is experiencing negative developments for mongers.
I have been reading this thread with a heavy heart. I have to go to Cartegena for work in June. At first, this seemed like a delightful task, but after reading here, I am not so happy. I have emailed a few Airbnb owners and, when I described EXACTLY what I was looking for (chica friendly, no docuiment checks late at night), they admitted that they did not want my type of chica brought back to their nice homes. So now I am looking for a hotel.
I have traveled extensively around Latin America, and finding a hotel that is not chica friendly is difficult although obviously not impossible!
Based on what I read here, the Hyatt Regency in Bocagrande is probably chica friendly, but they will probably not be friendly to Venezuelans. I am willing to forego Venezuelans, but only because there is likely to be plenty of choice. Does anyone have experience at this hotel?Yeah, I'm afraid the "no document checks" will get you nowhere. Even chica-friendly buildings will require IDs. I think, you might have a better chance of quietly sneaking a chica in a hotel than getting them past building security. I think there was a story about sneaking a chica in at Hilton, try to search this thread.
Member #4643
03-10-19, 06:41
Yeah, I'm afraid the "no document checks" will get you nowhere. Even chica-friendly buildings will require IDs. I think, you might have a better chance of quietly sneaking a chica in a hotel than getting them past building security. I think there was a story about sneaking a chica in at Hilton, try to search this thread.I do not mind ID checks, but I disliked the idea that a Venezolana could not return to the hotel with me for the night. Are you suggesting that the Hyatt might not be chica friendly (that is, towards Colombian chicas)?
YippieKayay
03-10-19, 07:02
I do not mind ID checks, but I disliked the idea that a Venezolana could not return to the hotel with me for the night. Are you suggesting that the Hyatt might not be chica friendly (that is, towards Colombian chicas)?I've brought plenty of Venezuelans back to the apartment I was staying at without issue. They either have a passport with a recent entry stamp or a Colombian residency card.
I've brought plenty of Venezuelans back to the apartment I was staying at without issue. They either have a passport with a recent entry stamp or a Colombian residency card.I now go with Mery or Juan to be sure. Last stay at the Estellar they gave me issues with Venezuelan passport even for my male friend, I don't know the details of their passport pages so I'd rather not take chances. Also check with Hyatt if they charge guest fee (may or may not, but heard hotels like Sofitel etc charge a lot).
As per my last report TOO MANY DUDES and not many chicas. If anyone goes over the next couple of months please post a report on the situation there.
I'll probably be back in the summer but if I think its going to be like last time I'll stop going.Contrary to my report last week, this week is MUCH better compared to last week (Baranquilla festival must have all the hot girls keeping away) in terms of the quality of the girls I have observed. With that said, sadly Electra is closed, your only two good night options left are Dolce Vita and Space both next to each other, both packed. Streetwalkers (clock tower girls) now routinely ask 200 K for an hour, club girls are 300 K an hour and 500-700 a night. But you can negotiate. Yes loads of dudes and what appears to be bachelor party type groups, but I would not write Cartagena off as a mongering destination yet.
YippieKayay
03-10-19, 19:52
Contrary to my report last week, this week is MUCH better compared to last week (Baranquilla festival must have all the hot girls keeping away) in terms of the quality of the girls I have observed. With that said, sadly Electra is closed, your only two good night options left are Dolce Vita and Space both next to each other, both packed. Streetwalkers (clock tower girls) now routinely ask 200 K for an hour, club girls are 300 K an hour and 500-700 a night. But you can negotiate. Yes loads of dudes and what appears to be bachelor party type groups, but I would not write Cartagena off as a mongering destination yet.That might explain it. I was there the week (and weekends) before the festival. I can see these chicas either taking a break in Barranquilla or going there to work. The prices are likely higher because of the high number of dudes. It's in-season now so I'm not too concerned about that.
Thanks Sean for the recent note.
I can confirm that both Charleston and Hilton are fine with visitors, Hilton charges a fee. I think most places seem to be like this if booking a hotel. Charleston, may or may not charge a fee I guess depending on who is working at the time. It's a larger hotel with a lot of traffic so I think they may not even notice you are going up with someone. Security at Hilton is very tight. I have heard Movich is okay with visitors so I have narrowed my choices down to Charleston and Movich. As per previous post, Sofitel is definitely a no go zone for visitors.
Question. How have you guys found Cartagena recently compared with Panama City as this is my last real experience in Latin America (except for Brazil but I discount Rio and Sao Paulo as it's hard to find anywhere that remotely compares). Also I'm not a clocktower guy, if I have no luck on tinder or at the bars I'll probably use an agency or one of the escort managers that works in Cartagena. I do not have their numbers, does anyone have any contact info for these people and / or know who is the best?
I am in cartagena now.
Not knowing guest policy, I reserved for a couple days at Hilton cartagena. I reserved for 1 person. I tried to bring a girl to the room, desk personnel said because I booked for 1 person it'd be a 60 usd fee and asked for my credit card. Begrudgingly, I was about to fork over the card. They'd already taken the girls cedula and was making copies. Angrily, one of the desk guys was like, this is a fake ID, you can't enter. Some back and forth and he was like, look, this is a fake ID leave or I'm calling the police. I just walked off deciding it wasn't worth the hassle.
Hilton said if I book for 2 persons, I can bring whoever I want. Except they will only register one person per stay for free. After the first person a 60 $ fee kicks in.
Hilton was full so I couldn't extend. Checked out yesterday and into hotel almirante. Booked for 2 persons and she asked the name of the later arriving guest. I smiled and told her I didn't have a name yet. She smiled and gave the same spill as at Hilton. I cracked up laughing when she suggested that I choose wisely.
Hampton by Hilton said there is no fee at all. They just register the girls cedula.
Friday and Saturday night the clock tower, dolce vita and space were packed to the brim. Most girls I came across started at 200 k for the hour, would take 150 k. Street girls 100 k. I took one from space. Was about a 7 and vibed great. 200 k and she included BBBJ, CIM and couple of other nasty azz shish that we hadn't even talked about. Makes all the difference in the world if the girls comfortable with you. We walked from the club to a short time hotel about ten minutes away. Was 20 k. There's one closer but it was closed.
Isis girl offered 350 for hour. 700 k for four hours. I don't think I'll ever be that drunk to agree to that.
I am planning a first trip to Cartagena after many trips to Costa Rica, BKK and a trip to MDE last year. Love BKK, but way too far from the US East Coast. MDE was great, but would like to be near the beach to have more daytime activities. Trying to find a hassle free place to stay and folks keep mentioning Juan and Mery, but I cannot find contact information for them on ISG forums or a Google Search. If anyone has contact information for them I would really appreciate someone sending me a PM. I also would love to find a local driver and guide to show us around for the first couple of days. In MDE we used a local driver and guide for the first couple of days and it made the trip so I would love one to find one in Cartagena if anyone has someone they could recommend. We have contacted some of the on-line bachelor party sites and we are looking for something more affordable and low key. Thanks in advance for any help that can be provided.
YippieKayay
03-12-19, 12:41
Also I'm not a clocktower guy, if I have no luck on tinder or at the bars I'll probably use an agency or one of the escort managers that works in Cartagena. I do not have their numbers, does anyone have any contact info for these people and / or know who is the best?It's a party scene. Either at the beach or at night in the old city. If you want to order in constantly you can as both tinder and online ads for escorts are available for that city. Unlike Panama City there are many more things to do. You can rent a cruiser and go out to the islands etc.
You should check out the clocktower plaza at 11 pm. You won't be disappointed. And all the chicas make their way over to a few of the clubs later.
Thanks, how does the quality in CTG compare with that of Panama City recently? From what I remember, Panama City seems to get better looking and higher class girls than CTG given prices are higher, and perhaps it's a little further from home for the Colombian girls so it's a little more discreet at their end. I definitely think that CTG has the upper hand over Panama in terms of daytime activities, culture, architecture, pretty much everything to be honest.
Dashing Don
03-13-19, 04:31
I am planning a first trip to Cartagena after many trips to Costa Rica, BKK and a trip to MDE last year. Love BKK, but way too far from the US East Coast. MDE was great, but would like to be near the beach to have more daytime activities. Trying to find a hassle free place to stay and folks keep mentioning Juan and Mery, but I cannot find contact information for them on ISG forums or a Google Search. If anyone has contact information for them I would really appreciate someone sending me a PM. I also would love to find a local driver and guide to show us around for the first couple of days. In MDE we used a local driver and guide for the first couple of days and it made the trip so I would love one to find one in Cartagena if anyone has someone they could recommend. We have contacted some of the on-line bachelor party sites and we are looking for something more affordable and low key. Thanks in advance for any help that can be provided.I'm going there next week and had a similar problem figuring out how to get to Juan Ventura. Finally found it somewhere way back on this board. Here it is: www.venpro.net/fotosapartamentos.
Thanks, how does the quality in CTG compare with that of Panama City recently? From what I remember, Panama City seems to get better looking and higher class girls than CTG given prices are higher, and perhaps it's a little further from home for the Colombian girls so it's a little more discreet at their end. I definitely think that CTG has the upper hand over Panama in terms of daytime activities, culture, architecture, pretty much everything to be honest.Panama City does have great girls, especially in casinos, but expect to pay at least $100. I actually like PC, but only because I like big cities in general. It doesn't feel like a seaside resort. Mostly because it isn't. Great food though.
Cartagena is way more interesting from a tourist point of view, and it does have a resort feel, especially in Hi-rise areas like El Laquito and Bocagrande.
Not just VRBO. Airbnb, as well. I usually read every and all reviews of a property I'm interested in. Some of these review stated they couldn't get women in despite the hosts' assurances.
Like I said, I'd definitely stay in El Laquito or Boca vs Centro. And there was nothing wrong about Juan's apartment (I believe the same you'd stayed at before me), but I'll probably try to find something a little fancier next time with a better pool.
However, Juan is a class act and very responsive, and I would recommend using him in a heartbeat.Can anyone tell me what Juan's information is?
I stayed at Morros City for 3 weeks in February and no visitors allowed. I used Mileroticos.com to find potential prospects and found a few that used the Mar why Sol hotel on Cra. 3 #9-31 which is 5 minutes walk from where I was staying. Basically this is a motel and they charge you 10th pesos just to go to a room. I visited a good looking mulata with a great body and got full service including BBFS for 80th pesos, a real bargain. I repeated 2 other times with her. One time we had a threesome with her blonde friend for a total 100th pesos. Another time I tried an apartment near the Carulla 24 hours on Carrera 4 and Calle 5. There were 4 girls and I went with a 19 year old for 120th pesos. She had a great body, beautiful face, did BBBJ but was rather mechanical which is the case with young good looking girls.
There are great deals to be had if you use mileroticos.com and photoprepago.com. Use whatsapp to ask for details and clarify the service and prices.
Can anyone tell me what Juan's information is?Yes, but you need to PM. People are reluctant to share this information on the forum, and rightfully so.
I was wondering if there are any mansion type places in Cartagena? I will be in Cartagena at the end of April beginning of May.
Heading back to Cartagena for April 02 to April 09.
Booked with Juan again, staying in Marinarre 1203 for half the trip and then 1004 for the last few days.
If anyone is going to be in town, hit me up and we get a beer.
Cheers,
Joe.
I was wondering if there are any mansion type places in Cartagena? I will be in Cartagena at the end of April beginning of May.There are no places like the Mansion or the Sportsman (Costa Rica).
There are a few brothels but the quality is low and safety is not always high.
The majority of the action is finding a friend from the clock tower, on Boca beach or in a bar.
With average prices of 120 K ($39 usd) to 150 K ($49) for an hours play and plenty of inventory to pick from.
If you hit it off, spending the day and night with you runs 150 K to 300 K.
Just read back the forum a little bit for more info.
Happy Hunting.
I was wondering if there are any mansion type places in Cartagena? I will be in Cartagena at the end of April beginning of May.No place like that in Cartagena. There used to be a great on-site option (Club Pley) - but unfortunately that place has shut down (although I don't know why).
TheCarlAnthony
03-25-19, 02:51
I'll be there this weekend. I'll report back on Wednesday. This is how it was Early Feb on a Thursday night. Every bar I went into had lots of women clammering all over me. Not sure if its changed since then LOL but I doubt it. And this was early in the night.
As per my last report TOO MANY DUDES and not many chicas. If anyone goes over the next couple of months please post a report on the situation there.
I'll probably be back in the summer but if I think its going to be like last time I'll stop going.
Intercoarse
03-27-19, 10:42
Took a trip to Cartagena with 2 of my regular traveling friends for a weekend early February. All 3 of us are on the exact same page once boots are on the ground.
Friday.
We stayed in El Laguito right on Calle 1 be. A nice view of each side of the beach as our apartment had a double balcony facing either side. Inexpensive Airbnb. Hit the beach in search of action. The beach is fine. Heavy market atmosphere though. Didn't expect to be encouraged to get a massage from 30 Random Beach Hustlers in 30 min but it happened. Delicious fresh drinks though!
The beach chica selection was not plentiful but there were several scattered here and there. We eventually make selections for our appetizers of the trip. I chose one thin, petite, long hair, soft bubble butt 20 yo Morena. She was so sweet, shy and had braces which gets me every fn time. After very little negotiation, we settled on 150 k HR and took them back to the apartment. Straight to the shower then straight to business. The shy act was immediately dropped. She was a hyper little thing! Loved doggy. After finishing she wanted more for no mas dinero. She wanted to fiesta with the amiga my friend chose but her amiga was not with it. Post-nut clarity allows me to realize exactly how hungry I am. The chicks exit then we hit the streets again in search of food. A couple of previous Random Beach Hustlers find us walking along and try with every effort in their soul to get us to ride La Chiva. For those that don't know, a party bus. To each is own, but a party bus is definitely not why I am in Colombia. Unless it's a bus full of bitches. And this particular Chiva was not full of bitches.
After we eat, catch a quick taxi to the Old City about 5 min away. It's almost 11 p and this Walled City is literally flooded with chicas. Tall, short. Pretty, facially challenged (although few). Skinny, thick. Colombian, Venezuelan. Dark, mocha, caramel, light, red, blue, green. I mean you name it, she was there. However, our next mission was not to monger yet, but to celebrate a birthday with a few rounds.
We kept hearing about Club Space so we headed there only to find the spot empty. Too early I'm guessing. So we end up at a bar right next to Space. Think the name was Dulce Vida. This place was filled with chicas and overall good vibes. Plenty of people dancing and having a good time. Even a couple of gringos holding up the wall staring in amazement at the wonder that is The Colombiana.
Don Julio starts to take the wheel and this one short, cute blondie has been trying to catch my eye all night. After several songs of dancing with blondie, she shoots her shot. I'the hit it for a great deal. I throw up a half court shot "I only have 47 k in my pocket. No mas". She's like no problem. I pick my chin off the floor and we head out. Walk right outside the Walled City to one of the hourly rooms. In front of the attendant, she looks at me when the guy asks for 15 k. "Again, I only have 47 k" She sighs and says no problem. She pays him and we head to a room. BBBJ. I quickly, and I mean Quickly, dog this sexy chica like the cheap piece of meat she is and return to mis amigos to share the story.
Saturday.
Walked the streets and stopped in a rooftop bar right by the Clock Tower to catch the weak ass Super Bowl. Decent vibes here. End up kicking it with this crazy Colombian guy who was also celebrating his birthday. Go figure. Over the rooftop I spot this perfect ass in white tights that I've just got to get a closer look at. I head downstairs. She's gone. My heart. To my surprise maybe 30 minutes later, I run into her again after we leave. Her name was Dubraska. Her. Ass. Was. Huge. And real! Very pretty Venezuelan chica with a pretty smile. Super soft skin. I knew immediately what needed to be done next. After a very, very brief interview we settled on 200 k HR. Worth every mfn penny. Seeing that crazy, soft, huge ass bounce between me and her tiny waist was Temporary Love. She was so willing to please me. I actually took her WhatsApp info she was so good. . but she shares a friend's broken phone. That only works some of the time. Well damn. She offered to smoke some bud with her after we finished. We sat and chilled by the port, smoked and talked. She was so sweet.
Meet up with the guys at Space. Tonight the club is packed with chicas waiting to get chose. Several stars in there but vibes here weren't as lively as the other club yesterday. More expensive too. We spend little time here and head out. Leave empty handed. Heading to grab food, I run into another Venezuelan near the Tower. Quick 150 K HR to this long haired, thick butt chica before I turn in. Not a mind blowing session but she was good.
Sunday.
I meet the one. She was on the beach eating alone. Smooth, perfect golden skin Colombiana with slightly chinky eyes. Perfect tits and ass. Objectively pretty but she Really did it for me. She checked all of my personal boxes. Literally beautiful from head to toe. I'm not fluent en espanol but I know enough. So I usually try to greet in native tongue. She starts speaking French! Wtf! She is from Cali and just happens to know French as well as Spanish. We exchange names. I tell her "You don't look like a Sara". We both burst out laughing. Because her name is obviously not Sara, and she knows I gave her my alter ego name too. She's in Cartagena "visiting family". I tell her I want to visit her vagina. She's playing hard to get. I don't like it. Still intrigued. Money talks. She suggests 150 k. I'm sold instantly because I would've dropped 300 k. I counter with 100 k + propina. She smiles and agrees if we can smoke first. Claro mami, claro. She's not making a big deal about time. This can be a good or bad thing. Vibes are good and doesn't strike me as a clock watcher. I go with my gut. We head to my spot. Smoke then shower. She was so sexy as the water flowed through her long black hair and she modeled for me knowing just how attractive she was. Massaging her perfectly round breasts I felt like in slomo. It was breathtaking. The water was also breathtakingly cold. I literally could not breathe. It was too much LOL. I catch my breath and proceed to make sweet passionate love to her during the smooth sounds of Te Bote blaring from her Samsung J series smartphone. Our chemistry was insane. We finish and cuddle because I sometimes enjoy Temporary Love. Awesome GFE. 2 more hours of banging our brains mixed with passionate BBBJ, I'm out the game coach. We chill on the balcony listening to more of her music while I worship her perfect ass. Hunger calls. For real food not her ass. I take her out for something quick to eat. We run into my friend and we all eat at a spot he heard was great. It was not great. I spent a total of 5 hours and 3 leches with this mami and spent a total of 200 k after propina and food. Great vibes with her. She had to run to her hotel but wanted to come back later that night. We had other plans for the evening but I did consider for a minute getting back up with her.
We find ourselves back near The Tower. The place is like a candy store for real. Even on a Sunday night. We chilled at another bar in the Walled City. Came across this short, pretty brown skin Colombiana. Fernanda. She was spicy. I didn't have the energy. She didn't mind just hanging with us though. "Sara" wore me out already so I was undecided on Fernanda. She was doing all the right things to get through the interview process so I ended up taking her home for 100 k + 10 k taxi propina. It was a good choice. Very active and petite with a beautiful moan. Rides like a porn star.
Cartagena was good to me. All of my sessions ranging from good to mind blowing. I'm definitely going to return very soon.
I just ended my Colombia trip in Cartagena. WOW, what can I say about this place! I was really worried that I would really love it and be annoyed that I only left 4 days for the place. But as it turns out, I was happy to leave!
First of all, the old town is undeniably gorgeous, but there are hagglers and beggers everywhere, and there is a nasty smell from the drains (and I am not particularly sensitive ton that sort of thing). The average chica in the town is nothing special compared to those I saw in Santa Marta or Bogota, and the people are not particularly friendly either.
I went down to the Torre de Reloj at around 10 pm last Saturday night, hoping to be blown away by a sea of gorgeous chicas as I had read about. There were maybe about 20 SW there, and the most obvious looking hookers I had ever seen! None were anything special either. By 11 there were maybe 50, but still no real lookers at all in my opinion. You also feel a bit stupid just walking around the square and make yourself a target for the touts and people haggling you to go to some restaurant / nightclub etc. I walked to Dolce Vita, it was completelty dead. Man, what a disappointment that scene was! I went back on Monday night and hung around for over an hour, it was no better of course! So take it with a pinch of salt when other guys are raving about the hundreds of gorgeous chicas there, maybe they haven't ventured far or have pretty low standards ?
Still, I did manage to have 2 good sessions though with a Venezualan curvy lady with massive tits who, by chance was based in a little motel just around the corner from my hotel in Bocagrande. Found her on Milleroticos.com. She also had a great attitude! PM me for details if you're interested.
Maybe I was harder to please by the time I got to Cartagena, as I had such a great time in Santa Marta, so was not impressed by the sun and the sea as somebody who just got off a plane would be. But I have to say, the main strip in Bocagrande (Carrera 2) was one of the most depressing dumps I have ever seen! Just a stream of Burger King, McDonalds, Kentucky fried chicken etc, and just walking along the main drag there for 5 minutes was the pits! The cars on that road also give no consideration whatsoever to pedestrians and you are literally risking your life trying to cross the road, not a problem I really encountered in Santa Marta, and certainly not in Bogota where drivers were pretty courteous to pedestrians. And the taxi drivers who hang out beside the Torre de Reloj (day and nightime) are mainly young guys who drive like psycho's! One guy who drove me back in the afternoon scared the crap out of me. After that in the centre, I hailed cabs driving along on the other side of the street, who seemed more sensible types.
I am not a favour of annihilating a city, but if Dr Evil ever decides to comes back in an Austin Powers sequel, I suggest Bocagrande would be a suitable and highly disposable target ! Bocagrande, Colombia for people who aren't interested in seeing the real Colombia! Colombia for dummies! Some miserable expressionless people working in the stores there too. And lots of people trying to sell you crap you don't want and tours you aren't interested in, as well as plenty of beggers too.
On a positive note, since you guys are always complaining you can't find chica friendly hotels, well my one was definitely chica friendly and there was no cost (as a couple of times I was at the reception when hookers were registering). I don't mind if you turn the place into shagville central, as I never plan to go back! Hampton by Hilton in Bocagrande, saw several people bring back chicas, and the security guard outside accompanied them to the reception to register them. But here's the difference, in this hotel the reception is on the 15th floor, so while the security guy is upstairs with another chica (are you following this?), you can sneak your chica up to your floor if she has no ID. As all you need is your room card to operate the lift. She can't get to your room without you therefore. And sometimes during the afternoon and early evening there were periods when there was simply no security guard outside. Apart from that I am not recommending the hotel, rooms too small, keycard system is a pain, and it's annoying having the reception on 15th floor etc.
By the way, I lost my new cellphone in a cab there, not particularly bothered as it was blody annoying, ie butt-dialling Ubers in Bogota and Taxi's in Belgium while I was in Cartagena amd opening endless applications without me even touching the phone! The security in my hotel checked the camera and got me the Taxi number, and even though I gave this to the police and the Taxi coordinator at the Torre de Reloj where I got the cab, they didn't get it back despite their promises, even though the woman in charge of the Taxi's even knew who the guy was!
Actually, the day after that I ran into the big titted Venezuelan again sitting outside her motel having lunch, and thought I would ask her if she knew my Colombian number so I could dial the phone (as I only had the number stored in my phone). She looked hard for the number, but didn't have it. I thanked her and walked off, but then thought, who cares if its midday and you weren't planning to do this right now, she looked better than 2 nights before with nice makeup and a tight sweater holding in her monsters, so I just took her to her room, and had a great session that was twice as good as the first one!
On my first night there, a very pretty and curvy brunette SW passed by my hotel on Carrera 2, we chatted and I got her Whatsapp. But sadly I couldn't call her as I lost my phone, and didn't see her walking by again! Saw maybe another 10 street walkers around there, but none were great looking.
Anyway, a buddy of mine who was in Cartagena in late 2017 raved about it and the amount of action at the Torre de Reloj. But I was greatly disappointed with the amount and quality of available talent there, with the city in general, and especially Bocagrande! I doubt very much I'll be going back !
MikeysHouse
03-30-19, 11:52
"Post Nut Clarity" . I was laughing my ass off after you said that. But it's so true. It's a weird feeling all men go through where after you nut your suddenly not as excited about the chica and wonder why you were acting so hot and heavy for her and then other things like eating take priority. Classic!
Took a trip to Cartagena with 2 of my regular traveling friends for a weekend early February. All 3 of us are on the exact same page once boots are on the ground.
Friday.
We stayed in El Laguito right on Calle 1 be. A nice view of each side of the beach as our apartment had a double balcony facing either side. Inexpensive Airbnb. Hit the beach in search of action. The beach is fine. Heavy market atmosphere though. Didn't expect to be encouraged to get a massage from 30 Random Beach Hustlers in 30 min but it happened. Delicious fresh drinks though!
The beach chica selection was not plentiful but there were several scattered here and there. We eventually make selections for our appetizers of the trip. I chose one thin, petite, long hair, soft bubble butt 20 yo Morena. She was so sweet, shy and had braces which gets me every fn time. After very little negotiation, we settled on 150 k HR and took them back to the apartment. Straight to the shower then straight to business. The shy act was immediately dropped..
YippieKayay
03-31-19, 01:04
I just ended my Colombia trip in Cartagena. WOW, what can I say about this place! I was really worried that I would really love it and be annoyed that I only left 4 days for the place. But as it turns out, I was happy to leave!
First of all, the old town is undeniably gorgeous, but there are hagglers and beggers everywhere, and there is a nasty smell from the drains (and I am not particularly sensitive ton that sort of thing). The average chica in the town is nothing special compared to those I saw in Santa Marta or Bogota, and the people are not particularly friendly either.
That's what is great about Colombia. It's not a very large country but it has different vibes in different regions. If you haven't visited Getsmani in Cartagena its more upscale these days and you hear English spoken more (or should I say American is spoken more? For the nice beaches you need to head to the islands. Bocagrande, unfortunately, has the river pouring out into it so the color isn't as nice. There are plans to add more sand so it extends out but they haven't started yet. That's supposed to make it more blue and less wavy.
The touts aren't all bad. I have been entertained many times by them. There's one guy who sells watches in playa Hollywood and does magic tricks.
I do 3 things in Cartagena, drink, fuck, and gamble. In between I try to spend 2-3 days taking trips to the islands. If in doubt just buy tickets from any of the uniformed touts in Bocagrande who sell tours to the islands.
I do 3 things in Cartagena, drink, fuck, and gamble.I want to check out some casinos on my trip next week.
Can you give a quick run down on the casinos please?
Where do you like to gamble? Where are the best places to go and what type of gambling do you?
I want to check out some casinos on my trip next week.
Can you give a quick run down on the casinos please?
Where do you like to gamble? Where are the best places to go and what type of gambling do you?On Carrera 2 in Bocagrande, near the fast food joints I mentioned in my earlier post, there are 2 Casino's. I went into them looking for the SW I had met a couple of days earlier. I'm not into gambling and apart from that there was no obvious talent in them, so it was only a quick visit from me.
YippieKayay
03-31-19, 20:10
On Carrera 2 in Bocagrande, near the fast food joints I mentioned in my earlier post, there are 2 Casino's. I went into them looking for the SW I had met a couple of days earlier. I'm not into gambling and apart from that there was no obvious talent in them, so it was only a quick visit from me.Casino Rio at the very south of Bocagrande. It's the biggest one. Previously Casino Nao was bigger but it closed down.
Then there's Masters Royale Casino a few blocks north of Casino Rio. This one plays blackjack out of a shoe so its possible to count cards and win big. Protip: if you have a hand with a lot of number cards bet maximum on the next hand. You're more likely to make the dealer bust or get blackjack when the next hand has lots of tens and face cards.
Those are the two I go to. The staff know me at these places and Masters Royale Casino especially know my card counting ass so I tend to only go in once or twice a visit.
Casino Rio at the very south of Bocagrande. It's the biggest one. Previously Casino Nao was bigger but it closed down.
Then there's Masters Royale Casino a few blocks north of Casino Rio. This one plays blackjack out of a shoe so its possible to count cards and win big. Protip: if you have a hand with a lot of number cards bet maximum on the next hand. You're more likely to make the dealer bust or get blackjack when the next hand has lots of tens and face cards.
Those are the two I go to. The staff know me at these places and Masters Royale Casino especially know my card counting ass so I tend to only go in once or twice a visit.Thanks Yippie and Coup. I've been to Rio, will check out Masters. I've seen it next to that shopping mall but never went in. Walked by it a few times heading to the bakery next door, good eats.
Hilltopper
04-02-19, 21:43
Took a trip to Cartagena with 2 of my regular traveling friends for a weekend early February. All 3 of us are on the exact same page once boots are on the ground.
Friday.
Cartagena was good to me. All of my sessions ranging from good to mind blowing. I'm definitely going to return very soon.Enjoyed reading your report, thanks for sharing. There's a lot of fun and frolic to be had in Cartagena, but it often depends on the mindset / attitude of the fella. I can meet a fellow traveler one day who does nothing but complain about the city and chicas, and then later that same day run into a guy who is having so much fun that he can't begin to tell me about all of his encounters and how much he likes the city.
Me? 12 years and still enjoy the city!
MichaelLockhar
04-02-19, 22:30
Have been in two minds about visiting but I think I will after reading your report.
Thanks mate.
Took a trip to Cartagena with 2 of my regular traveling friends for a weekend early February. All 3 of us are on the exact same page once boots are on the ground.
Friday.
We stayed in El Laguito right on Calle 1 be. A nice view of each side of the beach as our apartment had a double balcony facing either side. Inexpensive Airbnb. Hit the beach in search of action. The beach is fine. Heavy market atmosphere though. Didn't expect to be encouraged to get a massage from 30 Random Beach Hustlers in 30 min but it happened. Delicious fresh drinks though!
The beach chica selection was not plentiful but there were several scattered here and there. We eventually make selections for our appetizers of the trip. I chose one thin, petite, long hair, soft bubble butt 20 yo Morena. She was so sweet, shy and had braces which gets me every fn time. After very little negotiation, we settled on 150 k HR and took them back to the apartment.
Enjoyed reading your report, thanks for sharing. There's a lot of fun and frolic to be had in Cartagena, but it often depends on the mindset / attitude of the fella. I can meet a fellow traveler one day who does nothing but complain about the city and chicas, and then later that same day run into a guy who is having so much fun that he can't begin to tell me about all of his encounters and how much he likes the city.I went there with a totally open mind. Maybe staying in the centre of Bocagrande didn't help as its just a concrete sprawl, but compared to other places in Colombia I found it too touristic, not particularly friendly (the hotels and restaurants have it too easy there and they don't have to work for your cash), there were too many beggers and hagglers in the old town, and the choice of chicas at the Torre de Reloj was pretty pathetic, on a Saturday and a Monday night.
The roads were also the craziest I saw in Colombia with no quarter given to pedestrians at all, plus a taxi driver stole my phone or at least didn't give it back (it wasn't expensive but it had a months worth of photo's on it!). The cabbies also all told me they also didn't like Bocagrande. I walked through Getsemani, one street was quite cool, but there didn't seem too much to the place? Maybe there are other suburbs of Cartagena that were more interesting that I didn't get to see? But the city to me seemed to me to go from one extreme to another, namely a medieval city or a concrete jungle, take your pick. And having said all that, in 4 days I had 2 great sessions with a voluptuous Venezuealan chica with an amazing rack that found online, but I still wouldn't go back just to see her again.
It doesn't seem like you went there open minded. You are comparing it to what you are getting somewhere else. I for one love the freaking place the chica levels are amazing. I love El Centro and Bocagrande. I love the street food. Traffic? Who complains about that LOL and the driver didn't steal your phone bro you lost it. He's under no obligation to give it back LOL. To be frank you sound entitled LOL no attack just an opinion. Colombia may not be for you. I would hate for you to get to Bogota. You wouldn't make it LOL.
I went there with a totally open mind. Maybe staying in the centre of Bocagrande didn't help as its just a concrete sprawl, but compared to other places in Colombia I found it too touristic, not particularly friendly (the hotels and restaurants have it too easy there and they don't have to work for your cash), there were too many beggers and hagglers in the old town, and the choice of chicas at the Torre de Reloj was pretty pathetic, on a Saturday and a Monday night.
The roads were also the craziest I saw in Colombia with no quarter given to pedestrians at all, plus a taxi driver stole my phone or at least didn't give it back (it wasn't expensive but it had a months worth of photo's on it!). The cabbies also all told me they also didn't like Bocagrande. I walked through Getsemani, one street was quite cool, but there didn't seem too much to the place? Maybe there are other suburbs of Cartagena that were more interesting that I didn't get to see? But the city to me seemed to me to go from one extreme to another, namely a medieval city or a concrete jungle, take your pick. And having said all that, in 4 days I had 2 great sessions with a voluptuous Venezuealan chica with an amazing rack that found online, but I still wouldn't go back just to see her again.
Hilltopper
04-04-19, 12:10
I went there with a totally open mind. Maybe staying in the centre of Bocagrande didn't help as its just a concrete sprawl, but compared to other places in Colombia I found it too touristic, not particularly friendly (the hotels and restaurants have it too easy there and they don't have to work for your cash), there were too many beggers and hagglers in the old town, and the choice of chicas at the Torre de Reloj was pretty pathetic, on a Saturday and a Monday night.
The roads were also the craziest I saw in Colombia with no quarter given to pedestrians at all, plus a taxi driver stole my phone or at least didn't give it back (it wasn't expensive but it had a months worth of photo's on it!). The cabbies also all told me they also didn't like Bocagrande. I walked through Getsemani, one street was quite cool, but there didn't seem too much to the place? Maybe there are other suburbs of Cartagena that were more interesting that I didn't get to see? But the city to me seemed to me to go from one extreme to another, namely a medieval city or a concrete jungle, take your pick. And having said all that, in 4 days I had 2 great sessions with a voluptuous Venezuealan chica with an amazing rack that found online, but I still wouldn't go back just to see her again.
I'd file it under different strokes for different folks. I read your report and the perspective you shared and that's how you perceived things, so for you it was 100% accurate. Your experience is your experience, but a different guy with a different outlook and approach might present it quite differently. Not trying to pick on you, but just as an example of how one's perspective can be different:
-You mentioned restaurants along Ave. San Martin in Bocagrande. I've never counted the number of restaurants, but a conservative guess would be over 50. You chose to name what's probably the only 3 American franchises on that long strip to paint a negative picture. Not a word about the other 47+ non-American franchises, you know, local or national joints? Why not?
-You mention in your 2nd post here that the tax driver "stole" your phone, but did he really take it from you (pickpocket or strong arm) or were you just careless in laying it on the seat and forgetting to grab it before exiting the taxi? If the latter, then that's on you, isn't it?
-You went to the Clock Tower around 10 pm and then checked back at 11 pm and concluded low numbers of attractive chicas. Have you not read the numerous reports that the chicas don't even start to trickle in until 11 or after and that it's best to wait to go after 11, say between 12 and 1:30 am? Did you go when lots of folks were having a big time in Barranquilla for Carnival? Other reports here have mentioned that at times, due to heavy police presence checking for ID's (high number of Venezuelan chicas), that many of the chicas will disperse to the many side streets or clubs during such times, then return to the area later that same night and/or the next.
-You mention Cartagena being too touristic; before your trip, did you not read that Tourism is by far the #1 industry in Cartagena and that Cartagena is the #1 destination in the entire Country for domestic tourism? That's like going to a place at sea-level, near the equator and being surprised that it's hot there.
-You complain about the drivers not giving pedestrians the right-of-way and driving as if streets and roads were made for cars. All I can say is, one adjusts to his environment. Heck, one could say bravo, as too many pedestrians saunter their slow ass across a street holding up traffic as if they are royalty and that the streets were built for them.
-You mention beggars, etc. , yeah, the numbers have increased the past 2 or 3 years due to millions of people fleeing Venezuela. That could be you or I, but by good fortune neither of us are in that situation.
-You chose to stay in an American franchised hotel (Colombian franchisee) in Bocagrande, yet don't like being around so much concrete, that many tourists, tourist shops, etc. Given that you know that about yourself, why didn't you choose to stay in another location based on your advance research of Cartagena?
-You mention the people there are not particularly friendly. I find the locals in Cartagena to be super friendly, outgoing and helpful. Is it possible that it could be that you conveyed that same "I don't like it here" attitude to people in your interactions with them and they in return weren't so jovial?
I'm going to stop there, and I really don't mean to pick on you. Cartagena is not for you; different strokes for different folks. You're probably a great guy with a fun, outgoing personality, but when I read your report, it came across as someone who didn't do their homework and didn't adjust to his surroundings, instead wanting the surroundings to adjust to him. I'm most likely mistaken.
As a person who has also frequented on multiple occasions Santa Marta, Bogota, Barranquilla, Medellin, Bucaramanga, Monteria, Popayan and many small towns and villages that are too numerous to mention, I can say from experience that Cartagena does not lack in talent. It's not uncommon for a fella to have 2 - 3 great sessions a day, all 4 days there, without repeating, if he so desires (1 or 2 a day suits me fine these days, lol). Oh, and sticking with the different strokes for different folks theme, there are guys who only find Caucasian or Asian women attractive and then phrase it to say that there are not many attractive chicas in Cartagena. Me? I'm like a kid in a candy store with all the morenas and dark skin beauties! Again to each his own, but if I was looking only for the snow bunnies, I'd play the percentages and not plant myself in Cartagena!
I'm just trying to provide a different point of view to show how it is possible that one's experience may be dependent on one's own perspective, advance research and willingness to adjust. Like I said, not trying to pick on you personally.
Happy travels!
Hilltopper
04-04-19, 13:58
Oh Coupe, just a quick follow-up. I was not implying that you may only be attracted to the snow bunnies, I was just using that as an example to continue with the different strokes for different folks theme.
Another thing I'll mention is that a once or twice visit to a chica spot is not a conclusive sample. There is often no rhyme or reason why one day one might find an over-abundance of good looking chicas at the beach, in a particular club, walking the street, etc. , but then on another night, there not be nary a chica, or at least not one that catches the eye. Here's an example, I've been to Santa Marta numerous occasions, probably stayed in the same general area where you stayed, possibly even the same hotel, and I went to Banana's only one time out of those numerous trips and the time I went, out of approximately 60+ chicas in the place, I saw only one who caught my attention as attractive that night. Guess what? I can't from that one visit conclude that there are no attractive chicas in Bananas. Nor would I from two visits within the same week. Working girls come and go, and also, what one guy likes, another doesn't. May be a bunch of big-tittied chicas there and one guy think he's found paradise, while the guy who likes petite spinners isn't impressed.
While I found 59 or so unattractive chicas (to me) in Bananas on that one look-see, I still had fun in Santa Marta that trip and every trip there. Heck, from my experience, there are chicas looking to meet everywhere throughout the country, although maybe not at the exact moment that I'm looking!!
I'd file it under different strokes for different folks.
-You mention in your 2nd post here that the tax driver "stole" your phone, but did he really take it from you (pickpocket or strong arm) or were you just careless in laying it on the seat and forgetting to grab it before exiting the taxi? If the latter, then that's on you, isn't it?
Hilltopper,
Excellent point by point analysis. This is a textbook example of "constructive" criticism.
This write up shows you can disagree with someone without engaging in destructive dialogue.
I agree with you 100% about the phone. If you left the phone on the back seat of the Taxi - do not blame the Driver.
~BKKguru
It doesn't seem like you went there open minded. You are comparing it to what you are getting somewhere else. I for one love the freaking place the chica levels are amazing. I love El Centro and Bocagrande. I love the street food. Traffic? Who complains about that LOL and the driver didn't steal your phone bro you lost it. He's under no obligation to give it back LOL. To be frank you sound entitled LOL no attack just an opinion. Colombia may not be for you. I would hate for you to get to Bogota. You wouldn't make it LOL.
I actually REALLY LIKED Colombia and plan to come back shortly! I was in Bogota for 11 days on the same trip, really liked it and had no problems thanks very much. Unlike Bocagrande, it really is Colombia! Can you speak Spanish? If not, maybe that's why you like Bocagrande, as it's hardly Colombia, just an international sprawl on the beach.
Regarding my phone, it slipped out of my pocket onto the seat, why the hell would I have laid in on the seat, LOL ! Yes, of course it's possible that another passenger took it, but what annoys me is that they didn't even ask the driver. I had the taxi number from the hotel security, and the woman coordinating the taxis outside the Torre de Reloj even told me the name of the driver, plus the police knew. But despite all their talking that they were going to get it back, they didn't try very hard ! Anyway, its got nothing to do with why I didn't like Cartagena very much.
Traffic is not a very sexy topic, but I wonder how many tourists get mowed down in Bocagrande? Cars just keep going straight at high speed. So if you happen to be half way across the street, looking the wrong way etc, I wouldn't rate your chances of survival as very high!
I'd file it under different strokes for different folks. I read your report and the perspective you shared and that's how you perceived things, so for you it was 100% accurate. Your experience is your experience, but a different guy with a different outlook and approach might present it quite differently. Not trying to pick on you, but just as an example of how one's perspective can be different:
-You mentioned restaurants along Ave. San Martin in Bocagrande. I've never counted the number of restaurants, but a conservative guess would be over 50. You chose to name what's probably the only 3 American franchises on that long strip to paint a negative picture. Not a word about the other 47+ non-American franchises, you know, local or national joints? Why not?
-You mention in your 2nd post here that the tax driver "stole" your phone, but did he really take it from you (pickpocket or strong arm) or were you just careless in laying it on the seat and forgetting to grab it before exiting the taxi? If the latter, then that's on you, isn't it?
-You went to the Clock Tower around 10 pm and then checked back at 11 pm and concluded low numbers of attractive chicas. Have you not read the numerous reports that the chicas don't even start to trickle in until 11 or after and that it's best to wait to go after 11, say between 12 and 1:30 am? Did you go when lots of folks were having a big time in Barranquilla for Carnival? Other reports here have mentioned that at times, due to heavy police presence checking for ID's (high number of Venezuelan chicas), that many of the chicas will disperse to the many side streets or clubs during such times, then return to the area later that same night and/or the next.
-You mention Cartagena being too touristic; before your trip, did you not read that Tourism is by far the #1 industry in Cartagena and that Cartagena is the #1 destination in the entire Country for domestic tourism? That's like going to a place at sea-level, near the equator and being surprised that it's hot there.
-You complain about the drivers not giving pedestrians the right-of-way and driving as if streets and roads were made for cars. All I can say is, one adjusts to his environment. Heck, one could say bravo, as too many pedestrians saunter their slow ass across a street holding up traffic as if they are royalty and that the streets were built for them.
-You mention beggars, etc. , yeah, the numbers have increased the past 2 or 3 years due to millions of people fleeing Venezuela. That could be you or I, but by good fortune neither of us are in that situation.
-You chose to stay in an American franchised hotel (Colombian franchisee) in Bocagrande, yet don't like being around so much concrete, that many tourists, tourist shops, etc. Given that you know that about yourself, why didn't you choose to stay in another location based on your advance research of Cartagena?
-You mention the people there are not particularly friendly. I find the locals in Cartagena to be super friendly, outgoing and helpful. Is it possible that it could be that you conveyed that same "I don't like it here" attitude to people in your interactions with them and they in return weren't so jovial?
I'm going to stop there, and I really don't mean to pick on you. Cartagena is not for you; different strokes for different folks. You're probably a great guy with a fun, outgoing personality, but when I read your report, it came across as someone who didn't do their homework and didn't adjust to his surroundings, instead wanting the surroundings to adjust to him. I'm most likely mistaken.
As a person who has also frequented on multiple occasions Santa Marta, Bogota, Barranquilla, Medellin, Bucaramanga, Monteria, Popayan and many small towns and villages that are too numerous to mention, I can say from experience that Cartagena does not lack in talent. It's not uncommon for a fella to have 2 - 3 great sessions a day, all 4 days there, without repeating, if he so desires (1 or 2 a day suits me fine these days, lol). Oh, and sticking with the different strokes for different folks theme, there are guys who only find Caucasian or Asian women attractive and then phrase it to say that there are not many attractive chicas in Cartagena. Me? I'm like a kid in a candy store with all the morenas and dark skin beauties! Again to each his own, but if I was looking only for the snow bunnies, I'd play the percentages and not plant myself in Cartagena!
I'm just trying to provide a different point of view to show how it is possible that one's experience may be dependent on one's own perspective, advance research and willingness to adjust. Like I said, not trying to pick on you personally.
Happy travels!Hilltoper, you make some good points and I'm certainly not going to argue with you about all of them! Yes, it's about perspective, and the experience I had on those 4 days. But like I said, it's also about comparing it to other experiences I had in Colombia. Yes maybe you have a point about the restaurants, I just found seeing the US fast food joints a bit depressing after having been somewhere so un-corporate like Santa Marta. I was in Cartagena from 22nd to 26th March, so well after the Carnival in Barranquilla. I was at the Torre de Reloj from around 9 pm until around 11.40 pm on Saturday. Like I said on my first post, I felt a bit weird just standing around there, and if you have to keep going backwards and forwards to the place all night it becomes tiresome. Yes, of course there are beggers and I feel sorry for the situation in Venezuela, but the amount of people hassling you to take their tours, buy sunglasses / hats etc on every street corner in the old town is just too much, they will drive away tourists in the end. They're not even looking at you, ie even if you have on shades and a hat, they'll still try to sell you some!
There doesn't seem to be much management of that city. I've read articles that confirm this, administrations there keep collapsing. Maybe that's also why the drains and garbage smell so much and the traffic just behaves as they like. Yes, you're right, if I go back I certainly won't stay in a craphole like the Hampton Hilton in Bocagrande! Re. the people, I always made a point of saying please / thank you etc in Spanish to everyone in shops there, even if the reply I got was often more like that of a zombie, in Bocagrande at least! Try the corner store / pharmacy on the corner of the street by my hotel for a good example. Re. the talent, I'm more into curvy women, brunettes, mulattas and black chicas than Barbie girls that's for sure! Snow bunnies, LOL! Hadn't even heard that term before. If you read my posts going back years I'm a sucker for the curvy chicas, tits and ass all the way! Actually, I really don't get why the vast majority of mongers seem to go for women who look more like stick insects
I heard that Club Pley has reopened. Can anyone confirm?
YippieKayay
04-06-19, 23:18
I went there with a totally open mind. Maybe staying in the centre of Bocagrande didn't help as its just a concrete sprawl, but compared to other places in Colombia I found it too touristic..Yes, its pretty much the major tourist getaway for Colombians, and lots of foreigners from the Americas who come in. This is the number one reason I like Cartagena. I want to do daily activities and party all the time. One the problems going to cities where people work and live is that there is too much of the mundane about. In the tourist areas of Cartagena there's always something to do and boy is it convenient. A typical cab ride from the airport to my apartment in Bocgrande is 15-20 minutes.
Hello gentleman,
I'll be visiting for two weeks next month so I'll be here quite often getting some information and posting about my adventure. I was wondering if anyone had any experience with Oz Hotel?
It is Monday and I am due to fly out tomorrow. If you remember my report from same time last year, I spent a good amount of time with Claudia, a college girl from Barranquilla. This year, she happens to be on holiday to Argentina during the week I am scheduled to be in Cartagena. Total bummer for both us as we both were looking forward to another week together. She offered to connect me with her school mate named Marie and I said sure, send her my contact info.
I am traveling with same wingman as last year and he has arranged to bring in his girl from Venezuela, the same girl as last year. She arrived at her sister in laws apartment on Monday night, to wait for us to arrive on Tuesday. Knowing I am solo at the beginning of my trip, she offers her sister in law as a stand in for Claudia. If you remember from last year, I banged her sister for a few nights so I figured what the hell, might as well get some sister in law too. I tell her I will take her for a trial run on Tuesday night and we go from there.
I travel to Atlanta to stay and park at a hotel, due to early flight out in morning. Wingman flies from Houston at midnight and arrives at 9 am in Cartagena. I fly out at 7 am and arrive at 1:30 pm. At 1 am I get a phone call from wingman, he missed his midnight flight out of Houston. He rebooked best he could and won't make it Cartagena until 2 am on Tuesday night.
Tuesday morning I am flying Spirit again. Small seats and no frills but for less than $400, who gives a shit. It's less than 2 hours to Fort Lauderdale, an hour layover and less than 3 hours to Cartagena. Breeze through an empty customs area, exchange $100 usd at 2700 cop and by 2 pm, I am slammed by the sunshine and humidity of Columbia. Leaving 60 degrees and hitting 90 degrees is always a sweat soaking joy.
Standard practice for arrival, I avoid the yellow cab and seek an offsite taxi. There is Johnny, aren't they all called Johnny, hustling for a gringo to take his ride. Quick negotiation, he wants 25,000, I offer 15,000 and we settle on 20,000 ($7). Into the cab, first thing he says is you look like a cop, we both laugh and then he immediately offers girls, Cheech and Chong and Tony Montana. Shows me a 5 g solid Montana and wants 200,000 ($72). I just laugh and say no thanks, I'll make other arrangements. The entire ride we go back and forth on price. I stick to my guns at $50 usd and when we hit the condo, he accepts.
Juan's Marinaire building looks the same as last year. Slightly worn but a great location and balcony views to die for directly on small private beach. At desk, I sign in and get key for 1203. Get upstairs and find that the unit is not the same as the website. It has been cut in half and looks kinda run down. Dirty walls, lack of paint after some remodeling and no tv in the second bedroom. The place seemed small and unoccupied for a while. Send Juan an email that this unit is not as the website shows and is not going to work. What else do you have available or should I just go find another place somewhere else. Less than 30 minutes later, Adolfo is at the door to try to make peace. He apologizes, remembers me from last year and says he can give us our unit from last year, 1004 and will deal with the renters that are due to arrive in a few days for that unit. Move downstairs and the unit is the same as last year. I tell him I am happy except that there are only two towels and the sheets look a bit worn. Juan sends me message that towels and new sheets will be there in morning and he will throw in a cleaning service half way through the week for our troubles. 7 nights at 90 = 630 split with wingman is $315 for the week.
While waiting for the a / see to cool the unit off, I send out messages to about 10 girls in my phone that I am in town. As the condo is now Alaska and being familiar with the unit, I feel like I am home and crash for a nap.
Wake up around 6 pm and my phone is blowing up. At least half of the girls I contacted had responded back along with Sister in law. I respond to her first, telling her to send some pictures. She sends some showing a very pretty face but all the body shots she is covered up except to show off her nice rack. Suspicious, I ask for a bikini picture. She sends a few of her in a one piece bathing suit all from odd angles. She is definitely bigger than my preferred type. I like my girls' petite, sit and spins. She was thick, with a big but flat ass and a great rack. Being wingman girls' sister in law, I decide to give her a spin. I invite her to spend the night and she says 250,000 ($90). I tell her this is just a trial run to see if I wanted her for the week, I offer 150,000 ($54) plus taxi 15,000 ($5) plus tip if I am happy. She says no, not enough and I say no problem, good luck tonight at the clock tower.
Sun is setting so I run to pharmacy to stock up on sildenafil and stop at store for fruit, beer and rum. Settle back in at condo, a little Tony Montana, a few beers and pop 100 MG sildenafil. Start playing with the other girls that responded and cruising Photoprepagos website.
8 pm and sister in law texts again. She wants in at my price. I give her directions and tell her lets go. She arrives around 9 pm, looking cute with tight pants, baggy shirt and showing off her puppies. I got a good buzz going, offer her some party favors to catch up. In less than an hour, she has bumped 1 g of Montana, a few beers and a few shots of rum. Hanging out on the patio, music blaring some Spanish music and she is standing in front of me bumping and grinding that big ass in my lap. I put my arms around her waist and damn, I would swear she was trying to smuggle a soccer ball out of a sporting goods store. Kind of felt like a beer belly. Turned off a little but raging on pharmaceuticals, I am already all in. I concentrate on her cute face and great rack of ribs. She is playful and likes to grind and dry hump my lap with her back to me.
Time to get busy and I start kissing her neck. She responds and it's off the bedroom. She sees the full length closet door mirrors and looks a bit uncomfortable about that. I turn down the lamps and use the tv as the only lights. She pushes me onto the bed and strips my shorts off and asks for a condom. Hmmm. What? I play along and point to the nightstand. She looks scared. She nervously takes off her clothes, grabs a condom and rolls it on me. Starts to give me very deep throat that lasts less than a minute and climbs on top of me to ride like a cowgirl. Caught between shock, dismay, disgust and a great buzz, I am just frozen. Laying there thinking, what the fuck is going on. Where is the girl that was acting all sexy and alluring out on the patio. Seeing that big ass chopping back and forth on me like a belt sander just wasn't going to work for me. I gave her a few slaps on the ass to indicate that I am tapping out. She climbs off looking confused, I give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I am OK, I am going out to have a smoke. I take off the condom, place it in her hand and leave her there.
After about 20 minutes, she comes out on the patio wearing her baggy top and asks what the matter is. She can tell I am annoyed. Wingman shows up and I divert to greeting him and we have a beer. He is tired from a long day sitting in an airport and she is still nagging at me over and over about what is wrong and I just keep saying its OK. After the 20th time of her asking, I tell her, honey, I did not expect a condom for oral, the oral lasted less than a minute and you just jumped on board. It all felt mechanical and that's not how I roll. She tells me she thought that's what I wanted and blab blab blab, at that point I wasn't listening. I tell her I am going to bed and she can stay and sleep or she can go, her choice. She decides to stay and goes into the bedroom. I say good night to wingman and when I get to bed, there she is, naked and spread eagle on the bed, arms by her side. She says she wants to try again. I climb in on top of her and she just freezes. Doing nothing but just lying there. Just climb on and do what you want position. I just chuckle and lay down next to her and drift off to sleep.
It's been a long day and this has been a long read for you guys. If you made your way reading through the entire post, you now know how I felt at the end of the first night, tired, agitated and glad that it was over.
It is Monday and I am due to fly out tomorrow. If you remember my report from same time last year, I spent a good amount of time with Claudia, a college girl from Barranquilla. This year, she happens to be on holiday to Argentina during the week I am scheduled to be in Cartagena. Total bummer for both us as we both were looking forward to another week together. She offered to connect me with her school mate named Marie and I said sure, send her my contact info.
I am traveling with same wingman as last year and he has arranged to bring in his girl from Venezuela, the same girl as last year. She arrived at her sister in laws apartment on Monday night, to wait for us to arrive on Tuesday. Knowing I am solo at the beginning of my trip, she offers her sister in law as a stand in for Claudia. If you remember from last year, I banged her sister for a few nights so I figured what the hell, might as well get some sister in law too. I tell her I will take her for a trial run on Tuesday night and we go from there.
I travel to Atlanta to stay and park at a hotel, due to early flight out in morning. Wingman flies from Houston at midnight and arrives at 9 am in Cartagena. I fly out at 7 am and arrive at 1:30 pm. At 1 am I get a phone call from wingman, he missed his midnight flight out of Houston. He rebooked best he could and won't make it Cartagena until 2 am on Tuesday night..Bro,
This sounds like a horrible trip LOL sheesh the fact she wanted 250 k for a wack performance. I would have told her to get lost. Also question. Why import in ctg it's a buffet out there.
YippieKayay
04-13-19, 18:57
Standard practice for arrival, I avoid the yellow cab and seek an offsite taxi. There is Johnny, aren't they all called Johnny, hustling for a gringo to take his ride. Quick negotiation, he wants 25,000, I offer 15,000 and we settle on 20,000 ($7). Into the cab, first thing he says is you look like a cop, we both laugh and then he immediately offers girls, Cheech and Chong and Tony Montana. Shows me a 5 g solid Montana and wants 200,000 ($72). I just laugh and say no thanks, I'll make other arrangements. The entire ride we go back and forth on price. I stick to my guns at $50 usd and when we hit the condo, he accepts.
I'm not following. It's 20 k to go from airport to Bocagrande. A little more for Laguito. Why use a taxi that's not registered? It's quicker, safer, and less hassle.
Hello gentleman,
I'll be visiting for two weeks next month so I'll be here quite often getting some information and posting about my adventure. I was wondering if anyone had any experience with Oz Hotel?I have never stayed there but have seen the hotel. The rooms are kind of small and you are a few streets away from the beach. It has been reported that "they give you a hard time" about bringing guests back to your room, whatever that means. I ate there and stopped for drinks, the food is so-so and the drinks are nothing to write home about along with being a bit pricey. In my opinion, for $50 a night, you can do better.
I'm not following. It's 20 k to go from airport to Bocagrande. A little more for Laguito. Why use a taxi that's not registered? It's quicker, safer, and less hassle.Taxi stand guy quotes 25,000 from airport to El Laguito. Heading almost all the way to Hilton.
I avoid the registered taxi on my arrival because I feel more comfortable getting party favors from them instead of from the registered taxi guys. They always have whatever you looking for in hand.
After the first ride in, I always use the registered taxis.
The Tall Man
04-13-19, 22:45
It is Monday and I am due to fly out tomorrow. If you remember my report from same time last year, I spent a good amount of time with Claudia, a college girl from Barranquilla. This year, she happens to be on holiday to Argentina during the week I am scheduled to be in Cartagena. Total bummer for both us as we both were looking forward to another week together. She offered to connect me with her school mate named Marie and I said sure, send her my contact info.
I am traveling with same wingman as last year and he has arranged to bring in his girl from Venezuela, the same girl as last year. She arrived at her sister in laws apartment on Monday night, to wait for us to arrive on Tuesday. Knowing I am solo at the beginning of my trip, she offers her sister in law as a stand in for Claudia. If you remember from last year, I banged her sister for a few nights so I figured what the hell, might as well get some sister in law too. I tell her I will take her for a trial run on Tuesday night and we go from there.
I travel to Atlanta to stay and park at a hotel, due to early flight out in morning. Wingman flies from Houston at midnight and arrives at 9 am in Cartagena. I fly out at 7 am and arrive at 1:30 pm. At 1 am I get a phone call from wingman, he missed his midnight flight out of Houston. He rebooked best he could and won't make it Cartagena until 2 am on Tuesday night.
Tuesday morning I am flying Spirit again. Small seats and no frills but for less than $400, who gives a shit. It's less than 2 hours to Fort Lauderdale, an hour layover and less than 3 hours to Cartagena. Breeze through an empty customs area, exchange $100 usd at 2700 cop and by 2 pm, I am slammed by the sunshine and humidity of Columbia. Leaving 60 degrees and hitting 90 degrees is always a sweat soaking joy.
Standard practice for arrival, I avoid the yellow cab and seek an offsite taxi. There is Johnny, aren't they all called Johnny, hustling for a gringo to take his ride. Quick negotiation, he wants 25,000, I offer 15,000 and we settle on 20,000 ($7). Into the cab, first thing he says is you look like a cop, we both laugh and then he immediately offers girls, Cheech and Chong and Tony Montana. Shows me a 5 g solid Montana and wants 200,000 ($72). I just laugh and say no thanks, I'll make other arrangements. The entire ride we go back and forth on price. I stick to my guns at $50 usd and when we hit the condo, he accepts.
Juan's Marinaire building looks the same as last year. Slightly worn but a great location and balcony views to die for directly on small private beach. At desk, I sign in and get key for 1203. Get upstairs and find that the unit is not the same as the website. It has been cut in half and looks kinda run down. Dirty walls, lack of paint after some remodeling and no tv in the second bedroom. The place seemed small and unoccupied for a while. Send Juan an email that this unit is not as the website shows and is not going to work. What else do you have available or should I just go find another place somewhere else. Less than 30 minutes later, Adolfo is at the door to try to make peace. He apologizes, remembers me from last year and says he can give us our unit from last year, 1004 and will deal with the renters that are due to arrive in a few days for that unit. Move downstairs and the unit is the same as last year. I tell him I am happy except that there are only two towels and the sheets look a bit worn. Juan sends me message that towels and new sheets will be there in morning and he will throw in a cleaning service half way through the week for our troubles. 7 nights at 90 = 630 split with wingman is $315 for the week.
While waiting for the a / see to cool the unit off, I send out messages to about 10 girls in my phone that I am in town. As the condo is now Alaska and being familiar with the unit, I feel like I am home and crash for a nap.
Wake up around 6 pm and my phone is blowing up. At least half of the girls I contacted had responded back along with Sister in law. I respond to her first, telling her to send some pictures. She sends some showing a very pretty face but all the body shots she is covered up except to show off her nice rack. Suspicious, I ask for a bikini picture. She sends a few of her in a one piece bathing suit all from odd angles. She is definitely bigger than my preferred type. I like my girls' petite, sit and spins. She was thick, with a big but flat ass and a great rack. Being wingman girls' sister in law, I decide to give her a spin. I invite her to spend the night and she says 250,000 ($90). I tell her this is just a trial run to see if I wanted her for the week, I offer 150,000 ($54) plus taxi 15,000 ($5) plus tip if I am happy. She says no, not enough and I say no problem, good luck tonight at the clock tower.
Sun is setting so I run to pharmacy to stock up on sildenafil and stop at store for fruit, beer and rum. Settle back in at condo, a little Tony Montana, a few beers and pop 100 MG sildenafil. Start playing with the other girls that responded and cruising Photoprepagos website.
8 pm and sister in law texts again. She wants in at my price. I give her directions and tell her lets go. She arrives around 9 pm, looking cute with tight pants, baggy shirt and showing off her puppies. I got a good buzz going, offer her some party favors to catch up. In less than an hour, she has bumped 1 g of Montana, a few beers and a few shots of rum. Hanging out on the patio, music blaring some Spanish music and she is standing in front of me bumping and grinding that big ass in my lap. I put my arms around her waist and damn, I would swear she was trying to smuggle a soccer ball out of a sporting goods store. Kind of felt like a beer belly. Turned off a little but raging on pharmaceuticals, I am already all in. I concentrate on her cute face and great rack of ribs. She is playful and likes to grind and dry hump my lap with her back to me.
Time to get busy and I start kissing her neck. She responds and it's off the bedroom. She sees the full length closet door mirrors and looks a bit uncomfortable about that. I turn down the lamps and use the tv as the only lights. She pushes me onto the bed and strips my shorts off and asks for a condom. Hmmm. What? I play along and point to the nightstand. She looks scared. She nervously takes off her clothes, grabs a condom and rolls it on me. Starts to give me very deep throat that lasts less than a minute and climbs on top of me to ride like a cowgirl. Caught between shock, dismay, disgust and a great buzz, I am just frozen. Laying there thinking, what the fuck is going on. Where is the girl that was acting all sexy and alluring out on the patio. Seeing that big ass chopping back and forth on me like a belt sander just wasn't going to work for me. I gave her a few slaps on the ass to indicate that I am tapping out. She climbs off looking confused, I give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I am OK, I am going out to have a smoke. I take off the condom, place it in her hand and leave her there.
After about 20 minutes, she comes out on the patio wearing her baggy top and asks what the matter is. She can tell I am annoyed. Wingman shows up and I divert to greeting him and we have a beer. He is tired from a long day sitting in an airport and she is still nagging at me over and over about what is wrong and I just keep saying its OK. After the 20th time of her asking, I tell her, honey, I did not expect a condom for oral, the oral lasted less than a minute and you just jumped on board. It all felt mechanical and that's not how I roll. She tells me she thought that's what I wanted and blab blab blab, at that point I wasn't listening. I tell her I am going to bed and she can stay and sleep or she can go, her choice. She decides to stay and goes into the bedroom. I say good night to wingman and when I get to bed, there she is, naked and spread eagle on the bed, arms by her side. She says she wants to try again. I climb in on top of her and she just freezes. Doing nothing but just lying there. Just climb on and do what you want position. I just chuckle and lay down next to her and drift off to sleep.
It's been a long day and this has been a long read for you guys. If you made your way reading through the entire post, you now know how I felt at the end of the first night, tired, agitated and glad that it was over.I feel your pain, I don't talk so much about the dudds that happen to me but it does happen and fortunately the great experiences far out weigh the bad so just take it in stride.
Just in the past week I have had 2 dudds like yours, these both were in Medellin and details aside I recouped and went elsewhere and salvaged the night with little cost and hassle but it happens.
The saying "this too shall pass" refers not only to the bad experiences but the good ones too. It comes with the territory.
The Tall Man.
Ggekko2009
04-14-19, 01:10
Time to get busy and I start kissing her neck. She responds and it's off the bedroom. She sees the full length closet door mirrors and looks a bit uncomfortable about that. I turn down the lamps and use the tv as the only lights. She pushes me onto the bed and strips my shorts off and asks for a condom. Hmmm. What? I play along and point to the nightstand. She looks scared. She nervously takes off her clothes, grabs a condom and rolls it on me. Starts to give me very deep throat that lasts less than a minute and climbs on top of me to ride like a cowgirl. Caught between shock, dismay, disgust and a great buzz, I am just frozen. Laying there thinking, what the fuck is going on. Where is the girl that was acting all sexy and alluring out on the patio. Seeing that big ass chopping back and forth on me like a belt sander just wasn't going to work for me. I gave her a few slaps on the ass to indicate that I am tapping out. She climbs off looking confused, I give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I am OK, I am going out to have a smoke. I take off the condom, place it in her hand and leave her there.
After about 20 minutes, she comes out on the patio wearing her baggy top and asks what the matter is. She can tell I am annoyed. Wingman shows up and I divert to greeting him and we have a beer. He is tired from a long day sitting in an airport and she is still nagging at me over and over about what is wrong and I just keep saying its OK. After the 20th time of her asking, I tell her, honey, I did not expect a condom for oral, the oral lasted less than a minute and you just jumped on board. It all felt mechanical and that's not how I roll. She tells me she thought that's what I wanted and blab blab blab, at that point I wasn't listening. I tell her I am going to bed and she can stay and sleep or she can go, her choice. She decides to stay and goes into the bedroom. I say good night to wingman and when I get to bed, there she is, naked and spread eagle on the bed, arms by her side. She says she wants to try again. I climb in on top of her and she just freezes. Doing nothing but just lying there. Just climb on and do what you want position. I just chuckle and lay down next to her and drift off to sleep.
It's been a long day and this has been a long read for you guys. If you made your way reading through the entire post, you now know how I felt at the end of the first night, tired, agitated and glad that it was over.Great post. When things like that happen to me, I am not as forgiving as you would be here. I would usually just kick her out. Why waste anymore time on a dud.
I am planning another trip there this summer and would like to try other approaches to find Chicas besides just the clock tower and the clubs in the walled city. Language can be a challenge for me since I don't speak Spanish.
By the way, I am curious if you happen to be fluent in Spanish.
Great report. When things like that happen to me, I am not as forgiving as you would be here. I would usually just kick her out. Why waste anymore time on a dud.
I am planning another trip there this summer and would like to try other approaches to find Chicas besides just the clock tower and the clubs in the walled city. Language can be a challenge for me since I don't speak Spanish.
By the way, I am curious if you happen to be fluent in Spanish.I do not speak Spanish besides a 50 word vocabulary. My wingman is a good interpreter when we out and about but I use translator when speaking with girls. I have found no problem communicating with them this way.
I feel your pain, I don't talk so much about the dudds that happen to me but it does happen and fortunately the great experiences far out weigh the bad so just take it in stride.
Just in the past week I have had 2 dudds like yours, these both were in Medellin and details aside I recouped and went elsewhere and salvaged the night with little cost and hassle but it happens.
The saying "this too shall pass" refers not only to the bad experiences but the good ones too. It comes with the territory.
The Tall Man.As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.
Bro,
This sounds like a horrible trip LOL sheesh the fact she wanted 250 k for a wack performance. I would have told her to get lost. Also question. Why import in ctg it's a buffet out there.One reason to import is to have a repeat with a girl you have a relationship or history with. Someone that you have chemistry with. The other is that it removes the unknown factors and reduces the risk of failure, such as the performance you referenced in your response. I can roll the dice and get wack or I can bring in someone I spent time with before, remove the unknown and get exactly what I want.
Lastly, if I am importing, I am importing girls that are not pros. They usually are college girls that want to get a mini vacation, go to the beach with someone who will treat them like a girlfriend and make a few bucks along the way. It is all through word of mouth. Claudia and I hit it off. She sent me a friend last year after she told the friend what I was like and how much fun she would have. She is also sending me another girl this year because she is away. I get the chance with girls that would take more time and effort than I have to be able to get with.
Wednesday morning and I wake up with a big ass pushed up against me and a raging hard on. I can see she is already awake, just lying there watching television. Quick calculations in my head, which will suck more, another crash and burn session or just getting up and taking a shower. I figure what the hell and start using my hands to rub her ass to gauge where we are at. Not much of a response beyond a little push back against my hands and hard on but I do not deter.
I drink half a bottle of water and grab a condom off the nightstand to strap up, take a big wad of spit and rub it in her zone and start poking around down there. She moves around a bit to help me find it and I start a lazy lay with both of us on our sides and her back to me. Things are going OK, nothing special but at this point my expectations are low and I am in the mindset of just relive the load and get your day started.
I bang away for a while and get minimal response from her beyond an occasional moan and some ass wiggle and shake. It is taking way too long and for some reason I am getting stronger and further from finishing than I am closer. I put her up on her knees for some doggy and pop away for again, way too long. At this point it is obvious I am not going finish. I am hard as a rock, it all feels good but my mind is getting cock blocked by the thoughts of having sex with someone who isn't really into it. After about 45 minutes, I decide to tap out. I quick thrust for 30 seconds, breath heavy a little bit and flop down onto the bed like I am finished.
She falls flat down onto her chest breathing heavy and has a small smile on her face. I am wondering if she feels like she just made a major accomplishment and start laughing out loud. I get up and give her a towel while pointing to the bathroom and go out to the patio for a smoke. Wingman is coming from his room and seeing sister in law on way to bathroom. He comes out to patio and says, wow, she looks like she just landed a man on the moon. I said yes, she is a sweet girl. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I faked an orgasm to end the session. He just lost it, thinking this was the funniest thing he has heard since the George Carlin routine of 1993. I explained everything that happened last night, told him the list of things I was not happy with her about and was not interested in seeing her again. I told him if she wasn't his girls' sister in law, I would have handled it differently but I didn't want any negative karma coming down his way with his girl who was coming this afternoon to wife up.
I give the girl 150,000 ($54) + 15,000 ($5) for taxi with a kiss on the cheek to send her on her way. She tells me she had a good time (What the fuck?) and asks if she can come back later with her sister in law and I tell her to text me and we will talk about it later.
I take a shower and Juan shows up with four more towels, new sheets and explains he doesn't know how to change the photos on his website. He shows me his other listing on other sites that the pictures were updated, just to show he was acting honorably. I tell him no big and that we are happy now. We arrange for a cleaning on Friday afternoon, pay him in cash and off he goes.
I change my sheets and lay down to chat up Claudia's friend Maria from Barranquilla. I asked her what Claudia talked to her about and she told me that Claudia told her that she wished she could be here but she is traveling and she wants Maria to take good care of me. She told her I will treat her great both in and out of bed, was a lot of fun to be with, will take her out when she wants, always be a gentleman with her, feed her, drink her and smoke her. She said Claudia told her that I was excellent at eating pussy, a great lover that lasts forever and that I have a beautiful cock. OK! Thank you Claudia for the resounding recommendation, that's my girl working for me. She said Claudia told her she got 200,000 ($72) a day plus travel expenses to come and party and get laid.
We exchanged a few pictures and I asked if she was interested in taking Claudia's place. She said yes, that she wanted to come to the beach, spend a few days and see how we click. It was already past noon so she couldn't make the 1 pm bus and the next one was at 5 pm. She also said she was just finishing her period so to be safe, she wanted to wait until tomorrow to come. I said no problem and to keep in touch until then.
Looks like I got a free night so I start texting and playing around with the girls on my phone, to see which one I was going to take for a spin tonight. Today is wingman's birthday so we start talking about going to dinner later to celebrate, so I start looking for a date to take.
Wingman's girl calls from sister in laws house and her and wingman start talking. She wants to know what happened with sister in law, says she is ready to come over and asks if she should bring her sister in law with her when she comes. I have him explain everything, condom for blowjob, head for 40 seconds, quick ride and dead fish attitude. She explains that her sister in law is new at all this and that she doesn't know what she is doing. That she came from Venezuela to make some money for her family and has never done this before.
Wingman tells her bullshit. She should have told me that she was new at this, maybe it would have went different. She may not know how to negotiate and the business side of things but she had a husband once, a kid and plenty of boyfriends. Don't tell me she doesn't know how to suck a dick and fuck. There is a lot of Spanish going back and forth a bit, nothing angry just fast talking and obviously not seeing eye to eye.
Wingman says he is hungry so we downstairs and a few doors down the street to a patio restaurant. We have the waitress hook us up on their WiFi and as we order he is texting with his girl. She said she talked to her sister in law and straightened it all out. She said she explained how it works, what was expected and that she will suck and fuck like a crazy girl, she guarantees that she will make me very happy if I give her another try. I tell him no thanks. He tells her and she asks what do I want, what would make me happy? I tell him, OK, she is new, so lets just go to school with her and make it as easy as possible. She can come over and party and celebrate his birthday with the 4 of us. I want 3 naked blowjobs. One when she gets there, one at the end of the night and one in the morning. That's it, easy peasy. I can't make it any more safe and simple as that.
They go back and forth with my request and she hymms and haws about no condom blowjob. He says I guess you didn't talk to her well enough, forget it. We start eating and she responds OK, sister in law says if it's 3 naked blowjobs, she wants 500,000 ($178). LMAO. Oh my God, what planet is this chick on. Does she not know the competition level? For 500,000 I can bring in 4 different girls and get 4 BJ's from chicks that like dick. Tell her No thanks, I am moving on. A few minutes later it is down to 300,000 ($107). Hmmm, no thanks baby, have a good night. We continue eating, a few minutes later it is 250,000 ($90) but only 2 blowjobs. Now he is getting pissed. He tells her you know what he wants, after what happened last night, he is doing you a favor by even entertaining this, take it or leave it. OK, she says, it's 3 for 250,000, girlfriend says she is ready to come over but sister in law won't show up until later tonight.
By now I am just tired of the nonsense. The whole point to putting up with this chick was that she was family with girlfriend and the 4 of us would be partying and celebrating his birthday together. I tell him no more. Not interested. Tell her to stay home. I will get another girl for later. Send your girlfriend over alone and let's get our night started. He says OK, relays message and we finish dinner.
Back to the condo. I pop 100 MG sildenafil and half hour later, wingman's girl shows up. She has a birthday cake with her, which I thought was an awesome, thoughtful and classy move. She looks even better than last year, she has a rocking body with too many tattoos for my taste and this year she had braces. She gives me a big hug and kiss, jabbers a bunch of Spanish I don't understand and with a huge smile on her face, off she goes to the bedroom with wingman to settle in. She will be with us for a week.
I start chatting up a girl from contacts and just as I am about to pull the trigger, wingman and girl come on to patio to tell me sister in law is on her way. I say I made it clear I am not interested and that I already have another girl ready to come over. He says his girl has straightened everything out, sister in law knows what is expected of her and that I will be happy. I say no way, call her and tell her not to come, I'm not interested in more drama. He says too late, she on way already. He says he will cover her costs, it's on him. I call major bro code violation. This is a major violation of our rules about never forcing girls onto the other monger. Now I am pissed and I can see he is regretting his decision. He apologizes, says it's his birthday and please just give him a pass on this one, he wanted to make his girl happy. I'm livid and have to go to my room to chill down before I blow this entire thing up.
I lay down some Tony Montana and have a beer. His girl comes to my room and sits with me. She just hugs me and tells me thank you for giving her another try. I promise it will all be OK, we will have fun. If you not happy, she will come in and do a 3 some with me to teach her sister in law how to suck a good dick. I just laugh and relax a bit. By the way, that would be a bro code violation to accept sex from wingman's girl so I know that is not going to happen but I appreciated the sentiment.
Doorbell rings and there she is. All smiles and not a care in the world. Immediately comes to me with big hugs and kisses like nothing ever happened. Hello baby, I missed you today, I am glad I am here with you. I get her a beer and go to my room to pop another 100 MG to balance out a bit. I'm rocking 200 MG in an hour at this point. She comes in my room and asks if I have any more Tony Montana. Oh man, this chick is a hoover, 1 g last night and the first thing she wants when she gets here is more. I give it her and tell her have it and go out to the kitchen.
Music is on, beers are flowing and they put a torch thing on the cake like you see in a bar for bottle service. I stop them from lighting it in the kitchen and tell them to take it on the porch, I don't want the fire alarm going off. We have some cake, more beers, rum shots and hoover is about 2 g's deep at this point. She has been dancing around me and doing the butt waggle like last night and I take her hand and tell her it's time for the first go.
Off to the bedroom, she strips and I lay down on the bed. She digs right in and start to give a pretty darn good blowjob. Lots of deep throat and hand action. She doesn't look like she is enjoying herself so much but she doing the job and working it. I'm playing with her tits and enjoying the action and she slowing down as time passes. I can tell she is getting tired and I am just rock hard and taking it all in. After 30 minutes, I don't feel like I am any closer to a finish then when we started and I tap out. It felt great, I enjoyed it and I figure I will finish in a few hours when we go to bed. She is relieved to be off the cock and I tell her even though I didn't finish, we will still count it as one. She smiled and said OK.
More dancing, drinking and partying with the other couple. Had a good time for another few hours and started getting tired. Time for bed. She is kinda wasted at this point but she soldiers on. I stand this time and put her on her knees. She goes to town and again, doing a great job. Good throat and hand action but no eye contact. Not sexy at all, just mechanical up and down. I got my hands on her head helping her keep a rhythm and again after about 20 minutes, I know I am not going to finish for a while. She is getting tired and I am feeling bad for her. She looked kind of pathetic down there, bobbing away trying to make it happen but it was just so mechanical and void of any sexy theme, it just wasn't going to happen. 200 MG of sildenafil is hard to come down off. Taking pity on her, I tell her it feels really great but I am not going to finish. She can stop now, let's get some sleep.
She crashes in bed and I lay down next to her taking stock in my first two nights here. What a shit show it has been so far. I've had sex with this girl three times and have not cum yet. I feel like I am forcing a girl to do something I know she really does not want to be doing and that is really wearing me down. I don't usually have a problem getting a girl excited about having sex with me but this one was definitely in a world she didn't want to be in. She is just trying to take care of her family and she is not equipped emotionally or mentally to be in the business of providing pleasure for money. I fall asleep feeling sad for her, thinking of and fearing for her how things are going to turn out down the road, when she is around guys who are not going to be as understanding and sympathetic as I am.
Happy birthday wingman, happy birthday to you.
Forgot to post the pictures of the sister in law.
Ggekko2009
04-14-19, 13:12
As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.I had my share of wins and losses too in my last trip there. Now that I know a bit better the lay of the land so as to speak, I hope to improve my stats of the wins during the next trip.
As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.OK I guess that makes sense. I guess it depends on the type of man you are. I have done this for Santa Marta and will be doing it for San Andreas but to me ctg there's so many LOL. Also about the party favors be you are not afraid of being set up or some other craziness going down?
Ggekko2009
04-14-19, 13:31
One reason to import is to have a repeat with a girl you have a relationship or history with. Someone that you have chemistry with. The other is that it removes the unknown factors and reduces the risk of failure, such as the performance you referenced in your response. I can roll the dice and get wack or I can bring in someone I spent time with before, remove the unknown and get exactly what I want.
Lastly, if I am importing, I am importing girls that are not pros. They usually are college girls that want to get a mini vacation, go to the beach with someone who will treat them like a girlfriend and make a few bucks along the way. It is all through word of mouth. Claudia and I hit it off. She sent me a friend last year after she told the friend what I was like and how much fun she would have. She is also sending me another girl this year because she is away. I get the chance with girls that would take more time and effort than I have to be able to get with.Totally agree, all these low mileage freelancers are perhaps the most ideal, especially if she can provide that GFE experience combined with threesome sessions with either her friends or sisters during the whole trip.
Now, if I ony know where to look for ones like these, it would be a great start.
Hello,
I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?
Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?
I have never stayed there but have seen the hotel. The rooms are kind of small and you are a few streets away from the beach. It has been reported that "they give you a hard time" about bringing guests back to your room, whatever that means. I ate there and stopped for drinks, the food is so-so and the drinks are nothing to write home about along with being a bit pricey. In my opinion, for $50 a night, you can do better.Much appreciated, I'm leaning towards getting an testing my luck with Airbnb and hoping there's no issue.
OK I guess that makes sense. I guess it depends on the type of man you are. I have done this for Santa Marta and will be doing it for San Andreas but to me ctg there's so many LOL. Also about the party favors be you are not afraid of being set up or some other craziness going down?I guess there is always that risk but I find it low on the scale of things that can happen.
I have been to many countries and in many different situations, I rely on my instincts to sound the alarm when things feel dodgy. I have walked away form plenty of situations in my exploits.
It can always happen but I think if you don't put yourself into too many of the worse situations, you should come out unscathed.
I am scheduling a trip with Maria to go to Santa Marta next month. Did you enjoy the place. Any tips would be appreciated.
Hello,
I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?
Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?Plenty of taxi's are in that area. No need to wait for an Uber. No problem for safety or getting ripped off. Just ask the price in advance. No need to pay more than 8 K, some will take you for 6 K in the daytime.
YippieKayay
04-14-19, 23:25
Much appreciated, I'm leaning towards getting an testing my luck with Airbnb and hoping there's no issue.The way to know with airbnb is to simply tell the host what you plan to do. Unfortunately, some will wait until you're there to tell you the rules but it doesn't hurt to be upfront.
Your best bet is to stay at a hotel and go find places in Bocagrande and Laguito that let you bring back chicas. Then you can start using those places from now on. I use two buildings regularly depending on availability.
YippieKayay
04-14-19, 23:28
She crashes in bed and I lay down next to her taking stock in my first two nights here. What a shit show it has been so far. I've had sex with this girl three times and have not cum yet. I feel like I am forcing a girl to do something I know she really does not want to be doing and that is really wearing me down. I don't usually have a problem getting a girl excited about having sex with me but this one was definitely in a world she didn't want to be in. She is just trying to take care of her family and she is not equipped emotionally or mentally to be in the business of providing pleasure for money. I fall asleep feeling sad for her, thinking of and fearing for her how things are going to turn out down the road, when she is around guys who are not going to be as understanding and sympathetic as I am.
My two cents: tt was the weekend. Better to hit centro and pick up a chica you have chemistry with than just get some stranger to show up at your door step.
It is Monday and I am due to fly out tomorrow. If you remember my report from same time last year, I spent a good amount of time with Claudia, a college girl from Barranquilla. This year, she happens to be on holiday to Argentina during the week I am scheduled to be in Cartagena. Total bummer for both us as we both were looking forward to another week together. She offered to connect me with her school mate named Marie and I said sure, send her my contact info.
I am traveling with same wingman as last year and he has arranged to bring in his girl from Venezuela, the same girl as last year. She arrived at her sister in laws apartment on Monday night, to wait for us to arrive on Tuesday. Knowing I am solo at the beginning of my trip, she offers her sister in law as a stand in for Claudia. If you remember from last year, I banged her sister for a few nights so I figured what the hell, might as well get some sister in law too. I tell her I will take her for a trial run on Tuesday night and we go from there.
I travel to Atlanta to stay and park at a hotel, due to early flight out in morning. Wingman flies from Houston at midnight and arrives at 9 am in Cartagena. I fly out at 7 am and arrive at 1:30 pm. At 1 am I get a phone call from wingman, he missed his midnight flight out of Houston. He rebooked best he could and won't make it Cartagena until 2 am on Tuesday night.
Tuesday morning I am flying Spirit again. Small seats and no frills but for less than $400, who gives a shit. It's less than 2 hours to Fort Lauderdale, an hour layover and less than 3 hours to Cartagena. Breeze through an empty customs area, exchange $100 usd at 2700 cop and by 2 pm, I am slammed by the sunshine and humidity of Columbia. Leaving 60 degrees and hitting 90 degrees is always a sweat soaking joy.
Standard practice for arrival, I avoid the yellow cab and seek an offsite taxi. There is Johnny, aren't they all called Johnny, hustling for a gringo to take his ride. Quick negotiation, he wants 25,000, I offer 15,000 and we settle on 20,000 ($7). Into the cab, first thing he says is you look like a cop, we both laugh and then he immediately offers girls, Cheech and Chong and Tony Montana. Shows me a 5 g solid Montana and wants 200,000 ($72). I just laugh and say no thanks, I'll make other arrangements. The entire ride we go back and forth on price. I stick to my guns at $50 usd and when we hit the condo, he accepts.
Juan's Marinaire building looks the same as last year. Slightly worn but a great location and balcony views to die for directly on small private beach. At desk, I sign in and get key for 1203. Get upstairs and find that the unit is not the same as the website. It has been cut in half and looks kinda run down. Dirty walls, lack of paint after some remodeling and no tv in the second bedroom. The place seemed small and unoccupied for a while. Send Juan an email that this unit is not as the website shows and is not going to work. What else do you have available or should I just go find another place somewhere else. Less than 30 minutes later, Adolfo is at the door to try to make peace. He apologizes, remembers me from last year and says he can give us our unit from last year, 1004 and will deal with the renters that are due to arrive in a few days for that unit. Move downstairs and the unit is the same as last year. I tell him I am happy except that there are only two towels and the sheets look a bit worn. Juan sends me message that towels and new sheets will be there in morning and he will throw in a cleaning service half way through the week for our troubles. 7 nights at 90 = 630 split with wingman is $315 for the week.
While waiting for the a / see to cool the unit off, I send out messages to about 10 girls in my phone that I am in town. As the condo is now Alaska and being familiar with the unit, I feel like I am home and crash for a nap.
Wake up around 6 pm and my phone is blowing up. At least half of the girls I contacted had responded back along with Sister in law. I respond to her first, telling her to send some pictures. She sends some showing a very pretty face but all the body shots she is covered up except to show off her nice rack. Suspicious, I ask for a bikini picture. She sends a few of her in a one piece bathing suit all from odd angles. She is definitely bigger than my preferred type. I like my girls' petite, sit and spins. She was thick, with a big but flat ass and a great rack. Being wingman girls' sister in law, I decide to give her a spin. I invite her to spend the night and she says 250,000 ($90). I tell her this is just a trial run to see if I wanted her for the week, I offer 150,000 ($54) plus taxi 15,000 ($5) plus tip if I am happy. She says no, not enough and I say no problem, good luck tonight at the clock tower.
Sun is setting so I run to pharmacy to stock up on sildenafil and stop at store for fruit, beer and rum. Settle back in at condo, a little Tony Montana, a few beers and pop 100 MG sildenafil. Start playing with the other girls that responded and cruising Photoprepagos website.
8 pm and sister in law texts again. She wants in at my price. I give her directions and tell her lets go. She arrives around 9 pm, looking cute with tight pants, baggy shirt and showing off her puppies. I got a good buzz going, offer her some party favors to catch up. In less than an hour, she has bumped 1 g of Montana, a few beers and a few shots of rum. Hanging out on the patio, music blaring some Spanish music and she is standing in front of me bumping and grinding that big ass in my lap. I put my arms around her waist and damn, I would swear she was trying to smuggle a soccer ball out of a sporting goods store. Kind of felt like a beer belly. Turned off a little but raging on pharmaceuticals, I am already all in. I concentrate on her cute face and great rack of ribs. She is playful and likes to grind and dry hump my lap with her back to me.
Time to get busy and I start kissing her neck. She responds and it's off the bedroom. She sees the full length closet door mirrors and looks a bit uncomfortable about that. I turn down the lamps and use the tv as the only lights. She pushes me onto the bed and strips my shorts off and asks for a condom. Hmmm. What? I play along and point to the nightstand. She looks scared. She nervously takes off her clothes, grabs a condom and rolls it on me. Starts to give me very deep throat that lasts less than a minute and climbs on top of me to ride like a cowgirl. Caught between shock, dismay, disgust and a great buzz, I am just frozen. Laying there thinking, what the fuck is going on. Where is the girl that was acting all sexy and alluring out on the patio. Seeing that big ass chopping back and forth on me like a belt sander just wasn't going to work for me. I gave her a few slaps on the ass to indicate that I am tapping out. She climbs off looking confused, I give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I am OK, I am going out to have a smoke. I take off the condom, place it in her hand and leave her there.
After about 20 minutes, she comes out on the patio wearing her baggy top and asks what the matter is. She can tell I am annoyed. Wingman shows up and I divert to greeting him and we have a beer. He is tired from a long day sitting in an airport and she is still nagging at me over and over about what is wrong and I just keep saying its OK. After the 20th time of her asking, I tell her, honey, I did not expect a condom for oral, the oral lasted less than a minute and you just jumped on board. It all felt mechanical and that's not how I roll. She tells me she thought that's what I wanted and blab blab blab, at that point I wasn't listening. I tell her I am going to bed and she can stay and sleep or she can go, her choice. She decides to stay and goes into the bedroom. I say good night to wingman and when I get to bed, there she is, naked and spread eagle on the bed, arms by her side. She says she wants to try again. I climb in on top of her and she just freezes. Doing nothing but just lying there. Just climb on and do what you want position. I just chuckle and lay down next to her and drift off to sleep.
It's been a long day and this has been a long read for you guys. If you made your way reading through the entire post, you now know how I felt at the end of the first night, tired, agitated and glad that it was over.Linyjo, I don't want to be mean, but you wrote a lot but not much actually happened. You arrived at the airport, did a drug deal with a cab driver, rented a place, then a chica you don't know showed up who provided crap service! You have the balls to do drug deals when arriving at airports and arguing for a better apartment, but not to tell a chica she's not doing it right!? If I saw a chica going near a condom before giving me a BJ, I would stop her, but the first you knew about it was when she was giving you head? Make clear before the action starts that you want a BBBJ! And sorry, maybe I'm a cautious guy but just reading your report and you inviting around a chica that you don't know, I hope you're not the type of guy I will be reading about who gets drugged, beaten up, robbed or worse!
Personally I don't find it very necessary for you to be bragging about your drug use on this forum either, just keep it to yourself. What's the point in that detail? Is it supposed to impress us as it added to (not very) wild time you had?
Looks like I got a free night so I start texting and playing around with the girls on my phone, to see which one I was going to take for a spin tonight None of them sadly, you saw the same one again who gave you a crap time the night before!
She explains that her sister in law is new at all this and that she doesn't know what she is doing. That she came from Venezuela to make some money for her family and has never done this before. Those issues aren't your problem and you shouldn't get influenced by them on your (2nd ?) day in Cartagena !
Wingman tells her bullshit. She should have told me that she was new at this, maybe it would have went different. She may not know how to negotiate and the business side of things but she had a husband once, a kid and plenty of boyfriends. Don't tell me she doesn't know how to suck a dick and fuck. There is a lot of Spanish going back and forth a bit, nothing angry just fast talking and obviously not seeing eye to eye. Why all the drama, just say NO !
They go back and forth with my request and she hymms and haws about no condom blowjob. He says I guess you didn't talk to her well enough, forget it. We start eating and she responds OK, sister in law says if it's 3 naked blowjobs, she wants 500,000 ($178). LMAO. Oh my God, what planet is this chick on. Does she not know the competition level? For 500,000 I can bring in 4 different girls and get 4 BJ's from chicks that like dick. Tell her No thanks, I am moving on. A few minutes later it is down to 300,000 ($107). Hmmm, no thanks baby, have a good night. We continue eating, a few minutes later it is 250,000 ($90) but only 2 blowjobs. Now he is getting pissed. He tells her you know what he wants, after what happened last night, he is doing you a favor by even entertaining this, take it or leave it. OK, she says, it's 3 for 250,000, girlfriend says she is ready to come over but sister in law won't show up until later tonight. Sorry, didn't you just want 3 blowjobs, or was your wingman trying to negotiate an international trade deal ?
I pop 100 MG sildenafil A-ha, now I'm starting to understand better why your constant horniness is messing up your mojo and maybe your brain too ! I take half a 25mg and I'm too horny and can barely think straight ! 100 mg, this is cardiac arrest territory !
I get her a beer and go to my room to pop another 100 MG to balance out a bit. I'm rocking 200 MG in an hour at this point WTF ! I'm surprised you're still alive to write this ? That, on top of the Tony Montana, Beer & Rum, and you wonder why you couldn't come ?
I start chatting up a girl from contacts and just as I am about to pull the trigger, wingman and girl come on to patio to tell me sister in law is on her way. I say I made it clear I am not interested and that I already have another girl ready to come over. He says his girl has straightened everything out, sister in law knows what is expected of her and that I will be happy. I say no way, call her and tell her not to come, I'm not interested in more drama. He says too late, she on way already. He says he will cover her costs, it's on him. I call major bro code violation. This is a major violation of our rules about never forcing girls onto the other monger. Now I am pissed and I can see he is regretting his decision. He apologizes, says it's his birthday and please just give him a pass on this one, he wanted to make his girl happy. I'm livid and have to go to my room to chill down before I blow this entire thing up This really doesn't sound like a fun time, does it ?
She digs right in and start to give a pretty darn good blowjob Well, thank hell for that finally, I'm rooting for you buddy !
By now I am just tired of the nonsense Yes, so am I, please stop !
She is getting tired and I am feeling bad for her. She looked kind of pathetic down there, bobbing away trying to make it happen but it was just so mechanical and void of any sexy theme, it just wasn't going to happen. 200 MG of sildenafil is hard to come down off. Taking pity on her, I tell her it feels really great but I am not going to finish. Only your second night in Cartagena, and you're feeling sorry for the chica !? You are getting things all wrong dude !
I feel like I am forcing a girl to do something I know she really does not want to be doing and that is really wearing me down. I don't usually have a problem getting a girl excited about having sex with me but this one was definitely in a world she didn't want to be in. She is just trying to take care of her family and she is not equipped emotionally or mentally to be in the business of providing pleasure for money. I fall asleep feeling sad for her, thinking of and fearing for her how things are going to turn out down the road, when she is around guys who are not going to be as understanding and sympathetic as I am So don't agree to see a chica again who didn't know what she was doing the first time, is in it for the wrong reasons, and don't give in to pressure from your wingman or his chica ! This is a road to nowhereville ! Instead, have a good time with a proper sex worker. If you feel sad for this chica, then help her if you like, but when you combine the two situations, like you say you will end up with a total shitshow. As you did !
Linyjo, I don't want to be mean, but you wrote a lot but not much actually happened. You arrived at the airport, did a drug deal with a cab driver, rented a place, then a chica you don't know showed up who provided crap service! You have the balls to do drug deals when arriving at airports and arguing for a better apartment, but not to tell a chica she's not doing it right!? If I saw a chica going near a condom before giving me a BJ, I would stop her, but the first you knew about it was when she was giving you head? Make clear before the action starts that you want a BBBJ! And sorry, maybe I'm a cautious guy but just reading your report and you inviting around a chica that you don't know, I hope you're not the type of guy I will be reading about who gets drugged, beaten up, robbed or worse!
Personally I don't find it very necessary for you to be bragging about your drug use on this forum either, just keep it to yourself. What's the point in that detail? Is it supposed to impress us as it added to (not very) wild time you had?As I said, this girl came as a relative of wingman's girl. I did not interview her or doing any prep work. Yes, I knew it was a crap shoot and I shot myself in the foot.
I'm not trying to impress anyone as is obvious by my relating the mistakes and the less than stellar outcomes at times.
I do my best to put the reader in the room with me, without bravado or ego or being self conscience.
I am just telling my story the way it happened. It is what it is. Some may enjoy my story and some may choose to pass it up, it's their choice.
My two cents: tt was the weekend. Better to hit centro and pick up a chica you have chemistry with than just get some stranger to show up at your door step.I agree. I don't usually end up with strangers at all. Worse part is I had plenty of girls in my phone I already met or had relations with that would have gave a fun time.
I was trying to do a favor for wingman's girl and I got a shit show.
Moral of the story, make mistakes and get what you create from the mess. I tell the story to hopefully help drive home that point to fellow mongers. We all learn from our mistakes and from the mistakes of others. I'm not afraid to put it out there and let it be known. I've been mongering for 25 years all over the world, it's not my first rodeo but sometimes no much experience you have, you fall into the traps when trying to help or please others instead of helping and pleasing yourself.
A-ha, now I'm starting to understand better why your constant horniness is messing up your mojo and maybe your brain too ! I take half a 25mg and I'm too horny and can barely think straight ! 100 mg, this is cardiac arrest territory !I hear you.
I am 6-4 and weigh around 215 lbs.
My normal standing heart rate is 108.
100 MG is my usually walk around level. I usually take one for breakfast and one for dinner. 200 MG is definitely pushing my limits but it's all a balance with the other drugs, beer and rum.
WTF ! I'm surprised you're still alive to write this ? That, on top of the Tony Montana, Beer & Rum, and you wonder why you couldn't come ?I never wonder why I don't come quickly. I know the reason. Without stimulants, I usually last around 30 minutes or more. With stimulants I can last for 2 or more hours.
Some girls really enjoy going that long and some do not, it matters the situation. When properly stimulated with a sexy chica, I have no problem finishing.
Linyjo, I don't want to be mean, but you wrote a lot but not much actually happened. You arrived at the airport, did a drug deal with a cab driver, rented a place, then a chica you don't know showed up who provided crap service! You have the balls to do drug deals when arriving at airports and arguing for a better apartment, but not to tell a chica she's not doing it right!? If I saw a chica going near a condom before giving me a BJ, I would stop her, but the first you knew about it was when she was giving you head? Make clear before the action starts that you want a BBBJ! And sorry, maybe I'm a cautious guy but just reading your report and you inviting around a chica that you don't know, I hope you're not the type of guy I will be reading about who gets drugged, beaten up, robbed or worse!
Personally I don't find it very necessary for you to be bragging about your drug use on this forum either, just keep it to yourself. What's the point in that detail? Is it supposed to impress us as it added to (not very) wild time you had?I happen to have some time to kill and am quite enjoying reading his story, success, failures, Tony Montana and all. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Moral of the story, make mistakes and get what you create from the mess. I tell the story to hopefully help drive home that point to fellow mongers. We all learn from our mistakes and from the mistakes of others. I'm not afraid to put it out there and let it be known. I've been mongering for 25 years all over the world, it's not my first rodeo but sometimes no much experience you have, you fall into the traps when trying to help or please others instead of helping and pleasing yourself.Bingo!
Live and learn, thanks for sharing.
No more Mr Nice Guy, LOL.
Hilltopper
04-15-19, 11:46
If they don't have ID be careful. I'm pretty sure love hotel will also expect ID when you rent the room.Never experienced nor heard of a love "motel" in Cartagena asking for ID. Nor have I experienced such in Barranquilla or Medellin. I do use higher-end ones so-to-speak, that are geared toward discretion, i.e, you drive into a gated compound, then directed to pull into an individual garage that goes with a particular unit. Your taxi/car pulls into the garage, they close the garage door and unlock the door to your room. You get out, go to the room, do your thing and call them when you are ready to leave (or they show-up if you haven't called at the end of the standard allotted time, which has predominantly been 2 hours at most places I've used).
Ggekko2009
04-15-19, 11:55
I agree. I don't usually end up with strangers at all. Worse part is I had plenty of girls in my phone I already met or had relations with that would have gave a fun time.
I was trying to do a favor for wingman's girl and I got a shit show.
Moral of the story, make mistakes and get what you create from the mess. I tell the story to hopefully help drive home that point to fellow mongers. We all learn from our mistakes and from the mistakes of others. I'm not afraid to put it out there and let it be known. I've been mongering for 25 years all over the world, it's not my first rodeo but sometimes no much experience you have, you fall into the traps when trying to help or please others instead of helping and pleasing yourself.I have enjoyed reading your posts. It is refreshing to read about the fails and not just the wins. Please continue to post and share your experiences be it good or bad. I am pretty sure that a majority of the readers here have enjoyed and learned a thing or two from all these.
Looking forward to more reports from you. Happy Mongering.
Hilltopper
04-15-19, 12:01
I'm not following. It's 20 k to go from airport to Bocagrande. A little more for Laguito. Why use a taxi that's not registered? It's quicker, safer, and less hassle.Taxi fare is the same to go to Laguito as it is to go to Bocagrande regardless of your starting point elsewhere in Cartagena. If one chooses to pay more, then it's because he wants to provide a tip, or he believes a taxi driver who is being dishonest.
The fares are set annually by the City, although this year I don't believe the new fares have been released due to ongoing discussions with the taxi union, officials and the public. There has been discussion of requiring meters, and I'm not sure where that stands exactly. Last month (March), they did release that the minimum fare was raised from 6,700 to 7,000. The night premium for 9 pm to 5 am is still 500 pesos. The official fares from 2018 were / are still in effect until notification of updated 2019 fares from the City.
The 2018 Official directive from the City is that the fare from the Airport to Bocagrande or Laguito is 19 mil pesos. Like you, I give the driver 20 k without the expectation of receiving 1 mil back in change.
Hilltopper
04-15-19, 12:11
I agree. I don't usually end up with strangers at all. Worse part is I had plenty of girls in my phone I already met or had relations with that would have gave a fun time.
I was trying to do a favor for wingman's girl and I got a shit show.
Moral of the story, make mistakes and get what you create from the mess. I tell the story to hopefully help drive home that point to fellow mongers. We all learn from our mistakes and from the mistakes of others. I'm not afraid to put it out there and let it be known. I've been mongering for 25 years all over the world, it's not my first rodeo but sometimes no much experience you have, you fall into the traps when trying to help or please others instead of helping and pleasing yourself.Hey man, enjoyed the read; thanks for your reports! Kudos to you for sharing the ups and the downs. Shows your confident, yet humble and that you aren't conceited.
Keep 'em coming!
Hilltopper
04-15-19, 13:18
Hello,
I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?
Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?I've been in Cartagena during the May time frame you mention for each of the past 11 years and will be there again next month. There has always been plenty of women to get with each and every time. Less dudes and less tourists overall, but I'm not there to meet and mingle with dudes and tourists so I find May to be very favorable. That being said, it has been my experience that there are plenty of women each and every month out of the year. Unless you have local girlfriends or amigas with benefits, I wouldn't be keen on being there from say Dec 23 - Jan 10th or so, nor this week / weekend (Easter); although given the high number of Venezuelan chicas in Cartagena who won't be going home for Semana Santa, there will be more women around this week than the pre-Venezuelan influx days.
Taxis are abundant in Bocagrande and it is safe to grab a licensed taxi off the street there. The minimum fare during the day before 9 pm and after 5 am is 7 mil pesos. While there's a 500 pesos premium for 9 pm to 5 am, they'll round up 1 mill, so it becomes 8 mil. Bocagrande to el Centro is 7 mil during the day and 8 mil during that 9 pm to 5 am period. Oh, and in the set fares there's another 300 or 500 pesos for air conditioning, so that will also be rounded up to 1 mil as well, LOL. The typical taxi "rip-off" will be 1 - 2 mil pesos, which amounts to 33 - 66 cents. I wouldn't let my blood pressure get elevated over 33 - 66 cents. So expect that you'll pay 8 or 9 mil during the day, and instead of 8 mil at night, you'll pay 9 or 10 mil. I wouldn't let 33 to 66 cents get to me.
Until one learns the lay of the land so to speak, it's advisable to ask the driver "how much" to go to (insert where going) before getting in the taxi. Just open the door and ask before getting in. Agreeing to the rate quoted or not up front will avoid any surprise at the end of the route. If the rate quoted is inflated, counter with the proper rate and either come to agreement or not. Oh, and even many locals do the exact same, even though they obviously know the lay of the land. Maybe (er likely) it's because they know the lay of the land that they ask upfront. :)
I've been in Cartagena during the May time frame you mention for each of the past 11 years and will be there again next month. There has always been plenty of women to get with each and every time. Less dudes and less tourists overall, but I'm not there to meet and mingle with dudes and tourists so I find May to be very favorable. That being said, it has been my experience that there are plenty of women each and every month out of the year. Unless you have local girlfriends or amigas with benefits, I wouldn't be keen on being there from say Dec 23 - Jan 10th or so, nor this week / weekend (Easter); although given the high number of Venezuelan chicas in Cartagena who won't be going home for Semana Santa, there will be more women around this week than the pre-Venezuelan influx days.
Taxis are abundant in Bocagrande and it is safe to grab a licensed taxi off the street there. The minimum fare during the day before 9 pm and after 5 am is 7 mil pesos. While there's a 500 pesos premium for 9 pm to 5 am, they'll round up 1 mill, so it becomes 8 mil..Okay much appreciated! Another question, I'll try to learn some Spanish but is there some list here for common phrases to use when negotiating with a girl, making sure she knows exactly what I want?
Taxis are abundant in Bocagrande and it is safe to grab a licensed taxi off the street Yes they're safe from a security point of view, but if I was you I would try to choose an older driver when coming back from the clock tower late at night, because a few of the younger guys who took me back to Bocagrande drove like total lunatics. Plus many don't even have seatbelts! I think they must be in cahoots with the brake pad suppliers in the local area, so much gunning it and slamming on the brakes constantly 10 feet before the lights!
I've seen whatsapp is the best way of reaching out to the girls but as far as I know you can't have two profiles on a phone and I'd like to keep contacts for future trips. I don't want to compromise my personal life by giving them my real phone number so what are you guys doing?
I happen to have some time to kill and am quite enjoying reading his story, success, failures, Tony Montana and all. If you don't like it, don't read it.I'm enjoying his style of writing also, nice to here the ups and downs of his trip, please continue, whoever's not enjoying please don't try to so to say bring him down! Just don't read his report!
The way to know with airbnb is to simply tell the host what you plan to do. Unfortunately, some will wait until you're there to tell you the rules but it doesn't hurt to be upfront.
Your best bet is to stay at a hotel and go find places in Bocagrande and Laguito that let you bring back chicas. Then you can start using those places from now on. I use two buildings regularly depending on availability.I'm not understanding the problem with how people are getting stopped? When I go to a hotel, I just walk straight to the elevators and go to my room, usually no one is bold enough to say anything. How does it work here? Should I ask the hotels prior? Do any have entrances that don't require walking by front desk?
YippieKayay
04-15-19, 19:04
I've seen whatsapp is the best way of reaching out to the girls but as far as I know you can't have two profiles on a phone and I'd like to keep contacts for future trips. I don't want to compromise my personal life by giving them my real phone number so what are you guys doing?You can get a prepaid sim card in Colombia and just use a Colombian number.
What do you mean by compromise? It's just a phone number and you can block people on WhatsApp.
Thursday morning and I wake in a pile of sweat. I grab the remote for the A / C and see that the girl must have turned it off in the night. Maybe she figured it was the only way she could get me hot. A few clicks down to 16 and I head off to the bathroom carrying a mini hangover. Too many beers and too much rum will do that to you. A long [CodeWord134] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134), a solid [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) and a few advil will fix this.
It is early for me, around 8 am. I don't usually get up this early when on vacation but I think the heat in the room made me get up. A quick shower and I head back to my room feeling mostly awake and slightly erect. The room has cooled down and the girl has now stirred. I bring her some water and she heads off to the bathroom. I turn on the television to some music channel and lay back to relax and wait. She comes back showered, wearing a towel and lays down next to me. Some minor petting back and forth and I lay down between her spread legs, with my head on her thigh. She has a huge smile, probably thinking I am going to lick her but I have not had enough opportunity to do a thorough inspection so I am not putting my face in there. I dribble some spit on her lips and use my hands and fingers to tease her for a little while. I get some moans and a little butt shake and when I look up at her, I see she is watching TV over my shoulder.
This kind of pissed me off a bit. What a fucking wack cad she is. I think, it's time for my number three and get this beast out of here. I roll over onto my knees and put out my hand. She takes my hand and I pull her up on her knees. Her hand goes to my erection and I grab a pillow and throw it on the floor next to the bed, opposite the mirror side, I don't want the view.
I nudge her and point to the pillow on the floor and she stiffly gets down on her knees. I sit on the edge of the bed and guide her head down to my lap. The mechanical bobbing starts immediately. This girls has zero game but I don't care anymore. I'm thinking, let's just get this done so I can move on. I'm trying to play with her tits but her elbows are dug into my thighs, trying to hold herself up. She is a bigger girl than I am use to and I am not use to the weight on my thighs. I try to adjust her a bit to relieve the pressure but she is so daft, she doesn't understand what I am trying to accomplish or simply doesn't care.
I take her hands off my rod and place them on my thighs and guide her head back down. Let's try some no hands blowjob for a bit. She is capable and giving it a go with a little help from me. She goes about half way and comes back up for air so I am now giving a little thrust on the down stroke to get deeper in her mouth. She is resisting a little and making a mini gag sound. Come on girl, that's not gagging. I put my hand on the back of her head and double team the push down on the head and the thrust up to get some real gag reflex. She does not seem to enjoy that and although I have been too much of a gentleman up to this point, I don't care. Possibly a small part of me is enjoying and liking the fact that she is not enjoying it. I don't like going to work sometimes, bear down and get through it chica. She plays along for a little while, over dramatic gagging. Come on, there's barely a tear in your eye, it can't be that bad.
She is trying to hold hands with me, I guess to get my hands off the back of her head. Her mechanical bobbing is slowing and she is stopping for more and more breaks. I am getting closer to the finish and I give her the, I am close hand signal, just a little more. She keeps sitting up and stretching and flexing her jaw and mouth with that pitiful look on her face. My patience long past empathy, I am going to drive through and finish this. Alternating between mechanical bobbing and jaw stretching, this episode has gone on for close to 40 minutes. With a big sigh and a sheepish look, she throws her hands up in the air and fast talks Spanish. I say ya ya baby and OK OK while just pushing her head back down into my lap. She tried for another few minutes and then stops again. Now she is getting up off the floor. I grab translator and ask what she is doing. She says she can't do it anymore, he jaw and mouth are sore from all the sucking, she says she promises she will finish it this afternoon and she heads back to the bathroom.
I throw on some underwear and lay back in bed, flipping channels on the TV until I find an English speaking news channel. Having written this one off, I am more hungry than frustrated at this point. In perfect timing I get a text from Maria, she has sent a few pictures and asks if we are still on for today. Fuck ya baby, I need a change more than she could ever know. Her pictures show a 20 year old sexy looking 90 pound sit and spin. Small breasts, thin waist, flat stomach and a perfectly beautiful face. She says she can be on the 11 am bus and be here by 1 pm. I get the feeling that I would be coming before she got my pants down so I figure I got a problem on my hands, a two day erection that I need to complete before I see her. I don't want to embarrass myself or disappoint her when she gets here. I am going to need more time. I tell her I am going out and to take the 1 pm bus, she could be here around 3 pm instead. OK she says, I will text you before I get on the bus. I tell her perfect baby, see you later.
Energized I am fully awake now. Out into the kitchen for some fruit, leftovers and some orange juice. Wingman and girl are now up, joining me in the kitchen. Wingman heads to patio and girlfriend asks me how things went. I just say, she quit on me. Surprised, angered and shocked she asks what I mean. I tell her about round 1 and 2 and how I let it go until the morning. Then I tell her about the morning and how she claimed I was taking too long and her mouth, throat and jaw were hurting. She said, well from what I have heard from my sister last year, you are well endowed but as far as she is concerned that is a good thing, who doesn't like a nice cock? I replied, your sister in law and we both just lost it laughing too loud and too long. She said she would gladly finish what her sister in law started. I said thanks but no thanks and explained me and my friend have rules that wouldn't allow that. She said she could call a friend and I politely declined.
Sister in law comes from bathroom and snuggles up to me with her arm around me. Wings girl is just staring at her with bad eyes and a about of Spanish goes back and forth. Wings girl walks off shaking her head and sister in law never loses her smile, living in an alternate reality I guess.
I join the others on the patio and we make small talk about what we are going to do for the rest of the week. Sister in law is hovering around and lingering about. I wonder what the hell she is still doing here. I go to my room, watch TV and contact a girl from my phone. We had made plans to get together last year but things went so well with Claudia, I never got away. I explain in short form what happened and tell her I need a day time friend to fix this. She tells me, come over and I will fix the problem. I've got exactly what you need. It sounds like you will be quick, it you only want oral, I will do the favor for 80,000 ($29). She sends me an updated picture and I tell her I'm all for it. She tells me she is just up the street, I can come to her place or she will come to me. With broken jaw still lingering about, I tell her I will come to her. She is in the building across from the police kiosk, ten buildings away on the corner before you get Hollywood beach. I tell her I will be there in half an hour.
Sister in law comes in, tells me she had a great time and asks if it's ok if she goes now. Honey, you have no idea how OK that is, I tell her no problem. She tells me she needs to go home and change because a friend invited her to hang out at the pool later that day. Whatever, I don't give a shit, have a great day I tell her. Do you have my money she asks? I say sure and get up to get her some scratch. I hand her 250,000 ($90) and 10,000 ($4) for a taxi. She says the taxi is 15,000 ($5) and asks if there is any tip. I say yes there is, here's a tip, learn to enjoy to suck a dick or find a different job. She just smiles at me, takes the money, kisses me on the lips and heads on out the door. Nothing phases this beast.
I take another quick shower, get dressed and head out to patio. I tell wingman I got a date, see you in an hour and you owe me 260,000 ($94) and a blowjob. He says he has the money but I am not getting the blowjob without taking him to dinner and a bunch of alcohol first. He asks where I am going and I say I got a date and start to leave. He looks confused and his girl has a wry smile on her face. Enjoy yourself she says and off I go.
A short walk down the street and I am in the elevator heading up to see Tabitha. She greets me at the door wearing the nightgown she showed in the picture. Beautiful young girl, nice see size breast, a great stomach and nice ass. She gives me a kiss and asks if I want a drink. I ask for juice and she comes back with orange juice and some vodka asking if I want? I say sure and she pours a bit too much into the juice. We share the glass and she starts rubbing my legs and up under the pant legs of my shorts. Feeling I am ready, she asks if I want to go to the bedroom. I say I am OK here and pull the bowtie that is holding her nightie closed. A nice set of hooters pop out and I can see her flat stomach. She starts nibbling my neck, licking my chest and working on getting my pants unbuckled.
She pulls off my pants and underwear and sits on my lap facing me with my erection in her hands. Hmmm, nice cock she says, stroking me and pushing her tits into my face. She works her way down to her knees in front of me and starts licking up and down my shaft until a little pre cum shows. She happily laps it up and goes to town on me. A great variation of licking, stroking, full throat along with some great sounds of slurping, gagging and moans. Ten minutes later I am tapping on the top of her head to warn her I am there. She pops her mouth off, puts me between her breasts and jerks me off to a finish. I came hard with a velocity like when I was 25, shooting all the way over her head and onto her face and lips. She drops her head back down on me to drain the last of it, squeezing my balls and licking the head. Exhausted I just sit back on couch with a stupid smile on my face, panting like a dog in the Florida sun. She gets up, grabs a towel and comes back in to let me watch her wipe it all away from her hair, face and lips. She then uses the towel to clean me up and lays on the couch with her head on my thigh, offering me a smoke.
Amigo, eso fue una gran carga. Pobre, ¿qué te hizo ella? She says into my phone. Which translated to, Friend that was a big load. You poor thing, what did she do to you? I told her that was having sex 4 times without finishing over 2 days. She told me to come see her anytime, she wanted to sit on my big cock. I tell her I will see her again before I leave.
I get dressed and fish out 120,000 ($43) and hand it to her. She said no, we agreed to 80,000 ($29), that would be plenty, you were only here half an hour. I told her she was worth every penny and thanked her for being so good at it. She said she enjoyed it and made me promise to come back because she really wanted to fuck me. No problem baby, I will make some time and come back, I am still in town 5 more days. That's what you said last time and never showed she said, with a sharp finger jab into my stomach. I gave her a big kiss on the lips and cupped and squeezed that nice ass as I head out the door.
On jelly legs and in need of a nap, I stop at the store on my way back to the condo and grab some beer and smokes for wingman. As I walk back I already got Maria on my mind. I trust Claudia wouldn't steer me wrong and I got a good feeling about this one, really looking forward to her. I could see her face in my head both the big one and the little one.
I got this song I have not heard in years playing through my head by little river band, Reminiscing. I am singing it under my breath.
"Friday night it was late, I was walking you home.
We got down to the gate, I was dreaming of the night.
Would it turn out right?
How to tell you girl, I want to build my world around you.
Want to tell you that it's true.
I want to make you understand I'm talking about a lifetime plan.
Well that's the way it began, we were hand-in-hand.
Glen Miller's band was better than before.
We yelled and screamed for more.
And those Porter's tunes made us dance across the room.
It ended all too soon.
On the way back home I promised you'd never be alone.
Hurry, don't be late.
I can't hardly wait.
I said to myself when we're old.
We'll go dancing in the dark, walking through the park.
And reminiscing".
Was it a premonition of what's to come?
Was I suffering from a cum soaked delirium?
Little did I know at the time, the storm that was coming.
I always forget to upload the picture with the story.
Here is Tabitha, my short time relief.
I've seen whatsapp is the best way of reaching out to the girls but as far as I know you can't have two profiles on a phone and I'd like to keep contacts for future trips. I don't want to compromise my personal life by giving them my real phone number so what are you guys doing?Whatsapp is the best way to contact with girls there. No need for two accounts, just use the one you have. Delete or save them for next trip when done.
This is the best option if you have a phone from your cellular provider. I'm on Verizon, so my phone is locked, using a different sim card won't work.
I hear that they can unlock your phone but never tried it, didn't think it worth the hassle, especially since I'm not fluid in Spanish, so whatsapp and translator is a much better option for me.
Okay much appreciated! Another question, I'll try to learn some Spanish but is there some list here for common phrases to use when negotiating with a girl, making sure she knows exactly what I want?You can pre load phrases and text in translator. Just spend a few minutes putting exactly what you want in a text and it is always there at your fingertips.
It can cause problems to say a few phrases in Spanish and then not understand any of her responses.
They are used to dealing with gringos, it's never been a problem for me.
Yes they're safe from a security point of view, but if I was you I would try to choose an older driver when coming back from the clock tower late at night, because a few of the younger guys who took me back to Bocagrande drove like total lunatics. Plus many don't even have seatbelts! I think they must be in cahoots with the brake pad suppliers in the local area, so much gunning it and slamming on the brakes constantly 10 feet before the lights!It's always a race to the next light, through intersections without stopping and a honk at anything else on the road. Can be terrifying if you look, I try to just put my head down.
Price was discussed earlier thread. It was 8,000 anywhere from centro to Hilton. Going the entire way or just 4 blocks, same minimum rate. Didn't matter day or night, air con or not. 8,000.
Was 25,000 from airport to El Ligueto.
Whatsapp is the best way to contact with girls there. No need for two accounts, just use the one you have. Delete or save them for next trip when done.
This is the best option if you have a phone from your cellular provider. I'm on Verizon, so my phone is locked, using a different sim card won't work.
I hear that they can unlock your phone but never tried it, didn't think it worth the hassle, especially since I'm not fluid in Spanish, so whatsapp and translator is a much better option for me.Whenever you use whatsapp, your number shows up on your profile, I think I'm going make a google voice number and make that as my whatsapp number.
It's always a race to the next light, through intersections without stopping and a honk at anything else on the road. Can be terrifying if you look, I try to just put my head down.
Price was discussed earlier thread. It was 8,000 anywhere from centro to Hilton. Going the entire way or just 4 blocks, same minimum rate. Didn't matter day or night, air con or not. 8,000.
Was 25,000 from airport to El Ligueto.Santa Marta is perfect for your favorite chica. About 30 minutes from the airport is a nice area by the park. Near towns of restaurants. I even pulled from a casa called. Old something LOL for a threesome with me and my favorite LOL. It's more on the romantic side.
YippieKayay
04-16-19, 09:33
I'm not understanding the problem with how people are getting stopped? When I go to a hotel, I just walk straight to the elevators and go to my room, usually no one is bold enough to say anything. How does it work here? Should I ask the hotels prior? Do any have entrances that don't require walking by front desk?All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.
All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.Ohh okay, I guess that removes some security concerns. I'll start emailing some of the hotels and see where I don't have to pay extra.
All the buildings (at least any you want to stay at) make you register on check in and give you a wrist band. If you try to go up the elevators without that wrist band security will stop you. It's their job to keep out anyone who shouldn't be in the building. When you bring a chica over you register her and she either gets a wristband like yours and can stay there with you or a visitors wrist band which can be used before curfew hours.Even for buildings without wrist bands, it is not a good idea to avoid security or sneak a girl to your room.
Besides protecting the building, they are there for your protection. By showing ID, you know the girl is old enough and you have a record of who you brought into your space. What happens if she rips you off or causes a scene and / or destroys property or a hundred other things I can think of.
I am glad they got her ID, know who she is, if for some reason, we need to know down the road.
Santa Marta is perfect for your favorite chica. About 30 minutes from the airport is a nice area by the park. Near towns of restaurants. I even pulled from a casa called. Old something LOL for a threesome with me and my favorite LOL. It's more on the romantic side.Yes, she is very excited to be going. She visited once with her family and told me it was very beautiful and romantic.
She claims it is cheaper than staying in the city and has a more relaxed vibe without all the tourist and hustle bustle. A place we can relax like on a honeymoon.
She can be territorial when we are together, I don't think she is one I will be inviting a third in for a threesome with but that is OK, she is a handful in bed that I can barely handle anyway.
Will probably come back down after Easter break and take her there. I was also looking at San Andres, off the coast of Nicaragua. Anyone ever been there?
Yes, she is very excited to be going. She visited once with her family and told me it was very beautiful and romantic.
She claims it is cheaper than staying in the city and has a more relaxed vibe without all the tourist and hustle bustle. A place we can relax like on a honeymoon.
She can be territorial when we are together, I don't think she is one I will be inviting a third in for a threesome with but that is OK, she is a handful in bed that I can barely handle anyway.
Will probably come back down after Easter break and take her there. I was also looking at San Andres, off the coast of Nicaragua. Anyone ever been there?I'm going for labor. Found a non pro to go with me. Will see how that works out. San Andreas is a ***** to get to and also it's slightly expensive. All the hotels and abbs aren't that good of quality either.
I checked and my credit card doesn't have international fee's so based on what I've read I should get hit with the cash advance fee for the credit card and still be ahead by getting the best exchange rate correct? Next question is do you guys take out as much as you can per transaction or for the length of your stay or take it day by day to avoid getting robbed / spending more money than necessary?
Hilltopper
04-17-19, 17:52
Ohh okay, I guess that removes some security concerns. I'll start emailing some of the hotels and see where I don't have to pay extra.May I ask why a hotel?
The typical answers I hear are either 1) I want my wife to know where I stay and see the charge on our CC; 2) It's being paid for using a company credit card; 3) I'm using brand loyalty points.
I'm just curious, because while I have stayed in hotels throughout Colombia, apartments more times than not offer more pros than cons if you are the type who brings back a different girl the same day, the next day, etc.
Hotels are nice when you are "wifed-up" with one chica whose name you include on the reservation, and then also when you don't want chicas to come where you stay and instead exclusively use love motels to make the love. .
YippieKayay
04-17-19, 18:13
I checked and my credit card doesn't have international fee's so based on what I've read I should get hit with the cash advance fee for the credit card and still be ahead by getting the best exchange rate correct? Next question is do you guys take out as much as you can per transaction or for the length of your stay or take it day by day to avoid getting robbed / spending more money than necessary?ATMs have a max per transaction. In Cartagena the most I was able to take out is 720 k per transaction. That's usually more than enough for a day. Cash is only used for vendors and chicas. Every restaurant accepts plastic.
Credit card advances usually come with fees, and the interest starts on them immediately. I just take money out of my checking account. After the first few days I don't need the ATM machine anymore (unless I'm red nosed drunk and sleeping under a blackjack table).
May I ask why a hotel?
The typical answers I hear are either 1) I want my wife to know where I stay and see the charge on our CC; 2) It's being paid for using a company credit card; 3) I'm using brand loyalty points.
I'm just curious, because while I have stayed in hotels throughout Colombia, apartments more times than not offer more pros than cons if you are the type who brings back a different girl the same day, the next day, etc.
Hotels are nice when you are "wifed-up" with one chica whose name you include on the reservation, and then also when you don't want chicas to come where you stay and instead exclusively use love motels to make the love. .I'm not looking to use a love motel unless I'm really horny. I'll be bringing the girls back to my place whether it is a hotel or Airbnb. I'm just looking to make sure before hand I won't have any issues bringing the girl to my room. Taking into consideration cost, location, convince and security. I have some time before my trip so I'll keep doing research to figure out what the best option is. I'm not wife up or anything but if it is a hotel or Airbnb I can probably pay via business without having anyone ask questions.
ATMs have a max per transaction. In Cartagena the most I was able to take out is 720 k per transaction. That's usually more than enough for a day. Cash is only used for vendors and chicas. Every restaurant accepts plastic.
Credit card advances usually come with fees, and the interest starts on them immediately. I just take money out of my checking account. After the first few days I don't need the ATM machine anymore (unless I'm red nosed drunk and sleeping under a blackjack table).So just any checking account / debit card that doesn't have international fees is my best option?
Yes, she is very excited to be going. She visited once with her family and told me it was very beautiful and romantic.
She claims it is cheaper than staying in the city and has a more relaxed vibe without all the tourist and hustle bustle. A place we can relax like on a honeymoon.
She can be territorial when we are together, I don't think she is one I will be inviting a third in for a threesome with but that is OK, she is a handful in bed that I can barely handle anyway.
Will probably come back down after Easter break and take her there. I was also looking at San Andres, off the coast of Nicaragua. Anyone ever been there?How much do you pay the girl per day if you take her on a trip if you've already built a good relationship with her. Obviously we're already taking care of food, accommodations and travel. Just wondering what a good price to look for would be.
Hilltopper
04-17-19, 19:50
I'm not looking to use a love motel unless I'm really horny. I'll be bringing the girls back to my place whether it is a hotel or Airbnb. I'm just looking to make sure before hand I won't have any issues bringing the girl to my room. Taking into consideration cost, location, convince and security. I have some time before my trip so I'll keep doing research to figure out what the best option is. I'm not wife up or anything but if it is a hotel or Airbnb I can probably pay via business without having anyone ask questions.If were to ask me, I wouldn't stay at a hotel if I was looking to bring back a different chica each day, 2 chicas for a 3 some, etc. If I am going the different chica a day, 3 somes, entertain girls back at my place approach, I'd rent an apartment, and just like Linyjo is doing, I'd rent an apartment from Juan or Mery in Laguito. I don't like problems. I don't like hassles. I don't like to overly complicate things. When renting an apartment in CTG, I like to deal with people who have a long-standing solid reputation with many a guy before me and who have apartments in buildings with porteros who are solid, honest guys in buildings who allow guests without hassle or expectation of a greased handshake.
May I ask why a hotel?
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I have stayed in hotels throughout Colombia, apartments more times than not offer more pros than cons if you are the type who brings back a different girl the same day, the next day, etc.
Hotels are nice when you are "wifed-up" with one chica whose name you include on the reservation.... .I agree with your comment. However this is relevant for Cartagena only.
Hotels in Cartagena are very strict and require the Guest to be "registered". This is not the case in rest of Colombia (excluding the high-end Hotels in Bogota).
I prefer a Hotel because the Room gets cleaned every day. Also, if you do not like the Room, you may be able to switch to another Room.
~BKKguru
Hilltopper
04-17-19, 20:02
I agree with your comment. However this is relevant for Cartagena only.
Hotels in Cartagena are very strict and require the Guest to be "registered". This is not the case in rest of Colombia (excluding the high-end Hotels in Bogota).
I prefer a Hotel because the Room gets cleaned every day. Also, if you do not like the Room, you may be able to switch to another Room.
~BKKguruAs to the rest of Colombia, our experience has been different, as I have been required to register my guest in hotels in the following cities: Santa Marta, Barranquilla, Covenas, Monteria, Bogota, Medellin, Bucaramanga and half dozen or more smaller towns throughout the country. Maybe one considers the hotels that I've stayed-in "high-end", although I don't, but a couple of them.
When I stay in an apartment and get it cleaned everyday or every other day, depending on my needs, it costs less than an extra $10 usd per cleaning (wash and dry my clothes as well). I like to have a full fridge, stove, microwave, two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a living room, balcony waterside, etc. , for a cost more times than not less than a small hotel room.
Hilltopper
04-17-19, 20:24
So just any checking account / debit card that doesn't have international fees is my best option?A checking account with no international fees is the best route. Most major USA Banks will charge a 3% international fee for ATM debit card transaction. Many of the machines in Colombia now charge a ATM machine transaction fee that amounts to around $3 - 4 usd. Personally, I use an online bank that doesn't charge a separate fee and reimburses you for the ATM charge of up to $10 per month per card. (I intentionally set-up multiple accounts at that bank, no monthly fees, no minimum balance requirement, etc., each having an ATM card, except 1 account with no ATM card that I use to "park" money that I then sprinkle to the other accounts with a card. Not necessary for the occasional traveler to Colombia. I am a frequent traveler).
Also, while a particular machine may have a 300 or 600 mil limit per withdrawal, you can make multiple withdrawals from the machine in the same day up to your own bank's maximum. I've read previously here where a guy states that one is limited to say 3 withdrawals. That's incorrect information. I have done as many as 10 consecutive withdrawals using the same card on multiple occasions. Why did I stop at 10? Because I only wanted 3 million pesos while using a 300 mil max machine.
If you fly into CTG, after you get your baggage and clear the last step of security and end up outside the building, walk toward the departure section of the airport. Go to the far back wall area of the airline check-in section that is nearest the domestic departure area. There will be a back wall of 6 or so ATM machines. While facing those machines, the one to furthermost right is Banco Caja Social. That bank has not started charging ATM fees yet. The max per transaction will be 300 mil, but you can take as many pulls of 300 mil up to your bank's daily max in your home country currency.
Because I don't like to have to go to the ATM when I'm out and about, I will get as much as I think I will need for the next several days or more. Once I arrive at my apartment rental or hotel, I put all the excess currency, my debit cards, my passport, etc. , in the room safe.
That's the way I like to do things. Different strokes for different folks.
How much do you pay the girl per day if you take her on a trip if you've already built a good relationship with her. Obviously we're already taking care of food, accommodations and travel. Just wondering what a good price to look for would be.Depends on the relationship you have built. I can only talk about my experiences with girls in Cartagena. I took two trips last year and one trip so far this year with a second one planned for next month. Once I built the relationship with the first girl from last year, I got the benefit this year of her providing a fill in for her since she was out of country when I visited this year.
Last year, my first trip with Claudia, before we met we agreed on 200,000 ($71) a night for 5 nights. On our second trip she agreed to come for free but I still gave her 1,000,000 ($357) after a 7 night trip. Averaged out to 143,00 ($51) a night.
This year my trip with Maria started as an agreed 300,000 ($107) a night but after 3 nights, she stayed the last two nights for free. Averaged out to 180,000 ($65) a night. She made me really happy and did some extras, so after tip and travel costs, she got 1,100,000 ($393) for 5 nights, averaged to 220,000 ($79) a night.
My second trip next month, arrangement is she is coming for free but assuming I am happy at the end, I intend to give her 1,000,000 ($357) for 7 nights, averages to 143,000 ($51) a night, "to help with school expenses".
Factor in that you buy meals and drinks and pay for entertainment at times, just as you would with your girlfriend. It doesn't add up to much, these girls just eat fruit and chicken so meals are cheap. We buy beer and bottles of alcohol in stores and don't spend much in bars, we party on the patio overlooking the beach instead. A trip to a museum or tourist attraction is usually only a few dollars.
Experience may vary according to many things, does she like you, do you give her good sex, do you treat her nice, do you dress well, smell good and how well you groom. Do you stay in comfortable places with nice amenities or in a shit hole? When you are out and about and she likes that bathing suit or dress for 30,000 ($10) or 40,000 ($14) and doesn't ask you for it, do you get it for her anyway? (With me, if she asks me to buy it for her, I most likely say no, if she doesn't ask or reaches into her purse to buy it herself, I usually get it for her.) When you go to the market for cigarettes and beer do you bring back 8,000 ($3) worth of flowers?
All that being said, In centro or at the beach, I never find it hard to find a new girl before late afternoon to spend the night for 150,000 ($54) to 200,000 ($71) a night. If things go well, the price usually drops and the length of stay gets extended. If your reasonably attractive, a gentleman and treat her like a wife and not a paid for piece of ass, the relationship develops and escalates quickly. Everything I said is with the caveat that I almost always steer clear of pro's. I seek semi pro and non pro college girls looking more for fun and good sex than for money and hustling back to the tower to find another victim.
Once you find one good one, you are set. She will pimp you out to her friends and relatives and keep the good times rolling and the cash in your pocket.
If were to ask me, I wouldn't stay at a hotel if I was looking to bring back a different chica each day, 2 chicas for a 3 some, etc. If I am going the different chica a day, 3 somes, entertain girls back at my place approach, I'd rent an apartment, and just like Linyjo is doing, I'd rent an apartment from Juan or Mery in Laguito. I don't like problems. I don't like hassles. I don't like to overly complicate things. When renting an apartment in CTG, I like to deal with people who have a long-standing solid reputation with many a guy before me and who have apartments in buildings with porteros who are solid, honest guys in buildings who allow guests without hassle or expectation of a greased handshake.Totally agree. Many buildings fit this bill. You are not stuck in a single room, usually have a nice patio overlooking the ocean and plenty of room to stretch out and relax. Plus the extra rooms open better opportunities for sex in places besides just on the bed or in the shower.
You get a full size fridge and can make a few meals if you want. Chicas love to make you food for some reason, to show off their worth I guess. Maid service is cheap, have them come in every few days or in most cases, the girls clean the place up and most places have washer and dryer in unit to clean the sheets.
So just any checking account / debit card that doesn't have international fees is my best option?I am probably the minority but I got sick of ATM's that rip you off and bank fees. I just bring $1,000 in $100 bills. Exchange a few hundred at a time at an exchange place and keep the rest in the safe or well hidden in an envelope in the condo. I've never had any issues except my last trip, when I left the well hidden envelope in the condo on check out with $300 in it. Totally my fault, just being a stupid.
Juan had recovered the envelope by the end of the day and PayPal the money to me the next day. Another reason to stay with the providers that are well represented and reviewed.
YippieKayay
04-18-19, 03:24
How much do you pay the girl per day if you take her on a trip if you've already built a good relationship with her. Obviously we're already taking care of food, accommodations and travel. Just wondering what a good price to look for would be.Nothing. I don't pay chicas for company, ever. If one shows up at the beach with her friends she may get some free drinks but I don't pay them to join me there.
I pay to fuck them. It's 200 k for short time or 400 k as a daily rate (to fuck them). These numbers vary a bit based on the situation but they are generally true for me.
Nothing. I don't pay chicas for company, ever. If one shows up at the beach with her friends she may get some free drinks but I don't pay them to join me there.
I pay to fuck them. It's 200 k for short time or 400 k as a daily rate (to fuck them). These numbers vary a bit based on the situation but they are generally true for me.I think he meant on a trip to another place in the country like Santa Marta or San Andreas.
I think he meant on a trip to another place in the country like Santa Marta or San Andreas.I agree, it was obvious by the way he framed the question, that he was asking about when you "wife up" with a girl.
Black Page
04-19-19, 11:22
I am probably the minority but I got sick of ATM's that rip you off and bank fees. I just bring $1,000 in $100 bills. Exchange a few hundred at a time at an exchange place and keep the rest in the safe or well hidden in an envelope in the condo.Just compute the exchange rate from the exchange place (COP_out / USD_in) and compare with what you get from an ATM (Servibanca gives 720k COP, thus reducing the impact of any fixed fee).
Maestro (Mastercard debit card circuit) charges 1.25% or 1.5% over the official inter-bank daily rate). The fixed fees per transaction are usually in range 3-5 USD, or most commonly are in that range, unless one finds special deals. All this is still more convenient than the surcharge applied by most exchange shops (5%? 20% at rip-off booths in airports).
Just be sure to use the DEBIT and not the CREDIT function, because the latter adds 4% fee.
There is only one single place I ever visited in the world where I found significant advantage in exchanging USD cash for local currency: Batam, Indonesia. There, exchange shops for large bills can even give nearly the same rate reported by XE, and once in my life even better than that.
YippieKayay
04-19-19, 14:44
I agree, it was obvious by the way he framed the question, that he was asking about when you "wife up" with a girl.I thought I answered it? 400 k a day. Although if I was going on a trip I would just give a lump sum at the end which is around 200-300 k a day. If in doubt you can just ask her what she expects.
Just compute the exchange rate from the exchange place (COP_out / USD_in) and compare with what you get from an ATM (Servibanca gives 720k COP, thus reducing the impact of any fixed fee).
Maestro (Mastercard debit card circuit) charges 1.25% or 1.5% over the official inter-bank daily rate). The fixed fees per transaction are usually in range 3-5 USD, or most commonly are in that range, unless one finds special deals. All this is still more convenient than the surcharge applied by most exchange shops (5%? 20% at rip-off booths in airports).
Just be sure to use the DEBIT and not the CREDIT function, because the latter adds 4% fee.
There is only one single place I ever visited in the world where I found significant advantage in exchanging USD cash for local currency: Batam, Indonesia. There, exchange shops for large bills can even give nearly the same rate reported by XE, and once in my life even better than that.I will use my last trip exchange price and my bank which is Bank of America as an example.
Exchanging $100 usd, I get 280,000 at kiosk with cash and I get 290,360 at ATM.
The difference is $3.70 USD.
The ATM charges me $2.50 or 3.50 depending on which ATM I use.
My bank charges me $3.50 for using a non network ATM.
I lose $6 to $7 for using an ATM vs the $3. 70 I lose using the cash exchange.
Most ATM's cap your withdrawal around the $250 USD limit. (about $8 lost when changing $250 at kiosk).
As you can see, it all kind of equals out no matter which way you make the transaction.
In the end, it is not a financial decision, it's a matter of preference, convenience and removing the mistakes and bullshit that happens at foreign ATM's which was what sparked the original conversation.
Thursday afternoon and I am riding a high. Finally relieved of the pressure and strolling back to the condo with a corny song running through my head. Starved for a connection instead of the disconnect I have had for days, I look forward to the upcoming weekend, surely things are on the upswing. Time to get this trip on track.
I get back to the condo with a smile on my face, delivering the beer and smokes to my wingman who looks like he had some fun too while I was gone. The two of them just lounging on the couch, him watching TV and her playing with her phone.
I head to my room, lay down some Montana and crack a beer. An hour and a half until her bus leaves, I check in with Maria to see if she is getting to the bus station on time. I am not sure I am going to come today she says. Claudia told me 200,000 ($72) a day and I am not sure that is enough for me. I am a Colombian not a Venezuelan.
Considering what happened the last few nights with a lack of clarity, it's time to get things straight or just move on to the next one. I don't like that she decides to bring up the money issue so late in the process, we already talked about this. It has put me on the defensive and makes me wonder what I am dealing with. Is she going to play games the entire stay? Is the ball going to move at every turn, every request? I am thinking maybe I should just bail out and move on.
I lay out the basics of what I am looking for, no condom blowjobs and sex at least 3 times a day with zero drama. I will cover the bus ride and taxi to get her here and at any point I am not happy, I will pay you what I owe you and send you packing. How much per day do you want to make you happy?
She says 300,000 ($107) would be good for her and help with her school bills. I tell her that is fine but I expect to made extra happy at all times and remind her again, if at any point I don't think you are earning your money, I will send you away. No problem, I promise you will be happy. Fine, get on the bus and get your ass over here I tell her. She asks if it's OK if she brings Cheech and Chong with her, that she likes to smoke a little. I tell her no problem. She texts me 40 minutes later, she is at the bus station waiting for the bus, see me in 2 hours.
I spend that time cleaning up my space, taking a shower and shaving while I wait. Maybe it's the Montana but I am now getting edgy, resenting the last minute stick up. The kind of antics I usually don't put up with and especially surprised since she came recommended from a girlfriend. It is not about the money that is bugging me, it's still a good rate, it is the principal of the matter. I would have happily agreed to it from the beginning but I am put off by the late in the game jacking.
I got the towels and sheets washed and dried and remake the bed as the text that she has arrived comes. She asks me to meet her downstairs at the street. I tell her no problem and I make sure I have small bills in my pockets to cover the taxi. I bump a few more lines, take a 100 MG blue genie and then do something I have not done in 10 years, I invite wingman to join me and we shotgun a beer. It goes down quick and smooth, rather refreshing. I tell wingman she is on the way and I am going down to meet her. He says he won't be here when I come back up, he will take his girl to the pool so we can have some privacy for a few hours to let her settle in. I head downstairs.
As I hit the street I realize I have the perfect buzz going. Perfect equilibrium of the substances in my body at that point, I feel good. Buzz factor is a 9 out of 10. Taxi shows up and I open her door to retrieve her and pay the taxi. She has already paid him, nice move I think to myself, not expecting me to handle it. I pull her out of the cab and she is gorgeous. Exactly as her pictures but even better. 20 years old, not as short as I thought her head at my shoulders. Being 6-4 I don't meet many woman that I can kiss without bending over. She is thin, small breast, perfect ass and smelling very nice. She is wearing a half shirt and tight jeans, showing off a perfectly flat stomach with no damage and that ass to die for. She gives me a nice wet kiss on the lips, a short hug and hands me her bag. Damn its heavy and packed to the gills. It's only 3 days baby, what the hell you got in there? I bring her inside the lobby and start to approach the registration desk. He just waves me forward and points to the elevator. Gracias Amigo.
Up to the condo, I show her our room, offer her some space in the closet and show her the bathroom and tell her if she needs anything, just tell me. I leave her to settle in and head to the patio and put on some music. A few minutes later she joins me and we make small talk for a few minutes. I get her a beer and she rolls herself a joint. We smoke that and she is enjoying the view from the patio, directly on the water and overlooking the beach.
I'm sitting in a high chair futzing on my phone and she comes over and takes my phone out of my hand and puts it on the table. She wraps her arms around my neck and falls into me for a full body hug. She felt right in my arms, smelled awesome and I push her hair away from her long neck and start kissing and licking her neck and near her ears. She says I have found her weak spot and whispers to me, kiss me handsome. I take my time, removing the hair from her face, taking her face in my hands and kissing her. She was very responsive, kissing me back, quiet moans and heavy breath, pushing her chest out to rub against mine. I got my hands on her ass, lightly cupping and squeezing the cheeks that fit my hands so perfect.
She says I am making her horny, please take me to bed. I take her to the bedroom and pull the drapes. She is standing beside the bed waiting for me with a smile and come fuck me eyes. I like the fact she is not taking her clothes off, I like to unwrap my own presents. I have a raging hard on but I am going to take my time with this. More french kissing and nibbling, running our hands over each other's bodies. She is trying to pull her top off but I stop her. A wag of the finger to her face, then pointing to myself. She understands, I want to do it myself. She is getting impatient and I am liking it. I spin her around so her back is to me and pull her shirt up over her head. Her arms wrap around my neck as I run my hands over her perfect stomach and nice tits while I nibble on her neck and shoulders. Her nipples are raging and after some tweaking, I reach down and unbuckle her jeans, she lets out a sigh and moan while pushing her ass back against me.
I spin her back around and she pulls my shirt off then pushes her pert little breasts against my chest. I can feel the heat coming from her body, she starts to work the belt on my pants but I gentle push her back on to the bed and start to pull off her jeans. Ass in air to help and they slide off leaving her small white panties on. She tried to sit up and work my belt again but I just push her back again and nudge her to move up to the top of the bed where the pillows are as I lay down between her legs. Knowing what is coming, she has a huge smile on her face. I start licking her thighs and inside her legs and licking her through her panties. She is totally digging it and tries to pull down her panties, I stop her again and just point to myself. A huge smile and a roll of the eyes as she collapses back against the pillows, letting out a little squeal to let me know she is having fun and spreads her legs a little wider while letting out a moan. I lick and tease her for a while through her panties, my hands rubbing softly across her flat stomach and brushing across her rock hard nipples.
I pull her panties off and she props some pillows up so she can watch. What a beautiful pussy. Totally shaven and small. A perfect slit, no lips sticks out, no roast beef sandwich sticking out. This pussy has not taken a lot of abuse, I could not even see any lips. [Deleted by Admin]. I lick her softly, barely touching her slit. Letting some drool drip from my mouth and slide down her opening. Her moans and heavy breathing is cheering me on. Her hands on my head, her fingers gently brushing through my hair. She is pushing her ass up to try and get some tongue, she is getting impatient. I give her some stiff tongue running up and down her slit and start licking her clit, alternating between that and her small tight and tasty hole. Her soft hands are starting to turn to hand grips, trying to control my head and push my face into her crotch. Her breathing is rapid now and I sense she is close to cumming. With long tongue strokes from bottom to top, her hands on my head and hips thrusting, she screams something in Spanish and makes a frantic up and down motion with her hips while cumming hard as I stay on her clit.
As she finishes coming, her legs are shaking and she can longer take any licking. I know she really came from how overly sensitive she got there and I enjoy just brushing my tongue and lips across her pussy as she shakes and moans. She pulls me up and I am holding myself above her with my arms while I kiss her. She sucks her juice off my lips, moaning and licking her own lips. I lay down beside her, my head on her chest, playing with her nipples and giving her a moment to rest. She pushes me back to get up. I roll onto my back figuring she wants to get out bed but no, she just wants to take her turn. She pulls my pants and underwear off and just stares at my hard on. I am throbbing and he is dancing around, inviting her. She laughs as I make it move without touching it and grabs it in her hand.
She gets on all fours between my legs, I can see her perfect heart shaped ass peaking up and she lowers her head into my lap. She follows my lead and takes her time, teasing and licking me while alternating some mouth action and full strokes down to half way on my throbbing manhood. She almost never breaks eye contact the entire time she is giving me head. A beautiful smile, alluring eyes and a sexy look. She knows I am watching and she is putting on a show, just like I had done. She would dribble some drool out of her mouth, allowing it to run down the entire length of my shaft, before licking it up from the bottom to the top, all while keeping her eyes burned onto mine. Sexy and erotic is the best way to describe the way she was working me. She was completely enjoying herself, enjoyed teasing me and made every effort to let me know it.
I got my hands on head, not pushing, just following along and using my fingers to keep her hair out of the way. She took my hands in hers and just used her mouth for a while, long deep strokes as far as she could. She could only get about half way before having to retreat for air and to avoid the gag reflex. After a while, I reach to the nightstand and hand her a condom. She smiled from ear to ear, put on the wrap and mounted me. Again, almost never taking her eyes from mine, she was driving me crazy. She rubs the head around her hole and tries to slide down on me but she is a tight fit. A very tight fit. She is reaching behind her to spread her cheeks to try to help but it is still a struggle to get inside her. She wet as the ocean and I am being patient, gently pushing up as she pushes down. She drops her chest to mine, kissing me as she pushes harder to force me inside her. Once I finally am in her fully, she slowly sits up, hands on my chest and gently rocking back and forth, eyes locked on mine, mouth open and looking like an angel.
She is so tight I can't really stroke at her from here but I don't want to anyway. I am in no rush, enjoying the view and the feeling of the wet grip on my hard on. She starts moving her hips back and forth with more urgency, breath quickening and deepening, obviously her second orgasm is coming. She starts to jack rabbit back and forth and moving her hips side to side, driving me as deep as I can get into her. With a squeal and yelp, she cums again, this one more forceful than the last. Her hair a mess, her smile wide and her lips glistening with spit, she looks so erotic and sexy and I am in heaven.
She collapses on to my chest, her hands in mine, her sweat dripping from her face into a puddle on my chest. I let her lay there a bit until her breathing drops from the heavy pant to a shallow groan. With a big smile she sits up and kisses me more as I roll her onto her side. Rocking back and forth, legs wrapped around each other in a tangled web and her body fully against mine. Her head laying on my arm, eyes locked on mine when not kissing me. My hands on her ass, pulling her closer and getting deeper inside her, she is thrusting back, moaning and encouraging me to keep moving. Her legs are so tight around mine, I still can't stroke, it feels like my cock is in a vise grip. We rock back and forth and thrust at each other under I finally let loose and drop a load into the condom while inside her. She can feel it throbbing and makes more squeal sounds and closes her eyes, I think she just came with me.
Exhausted, satisfied and totally drained, I pull off the condom and drop it on the floor besides the bed. We just lay there, me on my back with my arms wrapped around her, her lying beside me with her legs wrapped around mine, her head on my chest and her arm wrapped around my neck. Last I can remember, I am stroking her hair and she is whispering a bunch of Spanish I can't understand, as we both drift off to sleep.
"Well that's the way it began, we were hand-in-hand" Reminiscing.
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04-21-19, 19:37
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Thursday afternoon, the sun is setting so I guess it is around 6:30 pm. Our nap was cut short as we wake up to doors closing, music playing and talking on the patio. I throw on some shorts to use the bathroom. On the way out of the bathroom I hear the shower is running in wingman's room. I head out to the deck and wingman is out there with his girl. You left your shower on I say to him as his girlfriend heads to the kitchen. No, he says, her sister in law is using the shower.
What the fuck is going on I ask. Are you insane dude, you know I have Maria here. I know he says. She came to hang out at the pool with his girl and needed to shower before heading out. I am of course livid and call out bro code violation #2. I tell him not cool and she needs to go. He says she knows I have another girl here, she will be cool. She was warned no drama. I am having none of it, she has to go, now. He tells me how he didn't know she was coming to the pool, his girl asked her over the day before and he didn't know it wasn't cancelled. After hanging at pool, girlfriend told her she could use the shower. He knows it's not cool and will get rid of her. I tell him I am going to my room and to let me know when the coast is clear.
I go to kitchen to grab some drinks and snacks for me and my girl and his girlfriend can tell I am not happy at all. She is sitting on the counter top and she pulls me into her, she puts her arms around my neck, pushing her great tits against my chest as she talks over my shoulder into her phone for translator. She tells me she is sorry, she shouldn't have let her come inside. She promised there would be no drama and please forgive her. It was wrong. She does not want me to be uncomfortable in my own place and to not worry. You are very nice and share this place with me she tells me, she really is sorry if I am upset. I tell her no worries, just fix the problem and head off to my room.
I tell my girl that my wingman has brought back a guest and needs to use the condo for a little bit. We will hang here in my room to give him some privacy. I brought snacks and beers. She says no problem and lays back on the bed while I hand her the remote for the television. We just lay there watching television for about 30 minutes and wingman texts me that she is gone, coast is clear. I am still fuming a bit but girlfriend rolled a joint and I am now in a mellow place. I don't know what's going on with wingman, we have traveled many times before, six or eight trips to Costa Rica, Mexico and Columbia over the last 4 years, without ever a problem. Now we got two bro code violations in two days. The first was bad enough but this one, I feel like he invaded my space. I love him like a brother and we make allowances for each other but I was thinking this one is going to stick with me for a bit.
Mellowed by the smoke and a sexy naked chica snuggled up to me and purring in my ear, I am ready to move on. I ask her if she is hungry and she shakes her head yes. With a laugh and a wet kiss she tells me orgasms make her hungry and she arrived three times already. I tell her time to get up and meet my wingman and his girl. She immediately tenses up becoming obviously nervous. I ask her what is wrong and she says she is nervous meeting new people and is worried they won't like her. I assure her that this is not a test, she is not meeting my parents. They accept you already as you are with me. The same as you will accept them because they are with me. She nods she understands and gets dressed. I head to the patio to have a smoke and talking with wingman while his girl is now in the shower. Wingman heads to kitchen and I am standing at the patio door to the living room as Maria comes out to the patio through the bedroom door. I invite her over to me and she stands beside me as I wrap my arm around her and yell to wingman to meet my girl. He starts to walk towards us from the kitchen and Maria steps behind me, as if to hide.
He just laughs and so do I, she is a shy one he says and I just say be nice dude. He stands beside me and holds out his hand to her, with her head down, she accepts his hand and he introduces himself in Spanish to tell her nice to meet her. She responds in kind never taking her eyes off the floor. I am finding this all kind of weird, where is the girl that didn't break eye contact with me since the moment she got here. He talks to her for a few minutes in Spanish and she is coming around a little. I break the death grip she has on my hips and step away to let them have some breathing room. Sheepishly she backs up to the table and sits on the high bar stool and asks me if she can roll a joint. Of course sweetie, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. Wingman joins in and tells her, you are on vacation with us now, relax and enjoy your time here and walks back to the kitchen.
I ask her if she is OK and she said yes, he seems nice, I am just nervous, I do not want to reflect badly on you. No idea what she is talking about but I just tell her to be her and have fun. No one here is going to judge you. I go and get her a beer and we talk food. We decide we will just order downstairs to the restaurant attached to the building called Caribbean Gourmet. I order us a large vegetarian pizza and we have a few drinks while we wait. (Pizza and chicken there is awesome).
When we talked earlier she told me she doesn't like Montana, so I head to bedroom to lay some down by myself and take another 100 MG blue genie. I can hear wingman talking to her in Spanish and the tone tells me she is loosening up a bit and relaxing more. Wingman's girl joins them and the girls say Hello, to each other and not much else. I blast way too much Montana as I want to finish what I got tonight and be done with it for the rest of the trip. Since sister in law was such a hoover, 4 g was already gone and I had about 1 g left. Back to the patio and wings girl is settled in to the dining table in the corner of the patio with an Ipad to play DJ while my girl stays at the bar top, rolling another joint while we party and wait for the food.
I ask wings girl if she has met Maria and she shakes her head yes and goes back to her task. She is being stand offish and that is not helping my girl relax and fit in. Rather gruff I think, don't be a * u are on shaky ground with me to begin with.
Food arrives and we are having two separate parties on the patio, him and me just paying attention to our girls and not interacting together much. The patio is about 20 feet long and we are at separate ends, having fun and enjoying being with our girls. We smoke and drink and dance and cuddle and kiss and play grab ass for a few hours. Listening to the music, enjoying the breeze and teasing each other with our hands and mouths.
She says I am making her horny, take me to bed please. Off we go to the bedroom for another session of hot love making. We are not fucking, we are making love like on a honeymoon. Total GFE and more. Slow, sexy and constant kissing. I eat her out until she has an orgasm but this time I stay there and keep licking and playing with her until she has another orgasm. Still on her back, I do some lazy stroking into her while I lay on my side with her craning her neck to the side to keep kiss me while I am slow stroking her and running my hands over her chest. I blast off and finish after only ten minutes of being inside. She is so fucking tight, damn. She flips over to face me and we snuggle and kiss for a while with her stroking my hair and I ask if she wants to get up or go to sleep. She wants to get up and have a beer and a smoke she says. We go back to the patio and wing and his girl are gone. We have a few beers, she smokes a joint and we sway back and forth to the music at the edge of the patio, me behind her with arms wrapped around her as we look down at the empty beach and the awesome view of the bay and the island in the distance.
After a while, with her ass against my crotch and her purring from me kissing her neck, I am hard again and we head back to bed. She lays me down and starts to give me oral, same as before, eye contact, sexy looks letting it be known she is happy and enjoying what she is doing. I motion for her to climb aboard but she shakes her head no, points to her mouth and goes back to giving oral. Five minutes later I am blowing in her mouth with a toe curling orgasm. She doesn't swallow much of it, she lets it dribble out and down to my balls.
She grabs the towel off the end of the bed and wipes her mouth and cleans me up. She works her way up to me, face to face and goes in to kiss me. I point to the water bottle on the night stand, she laughs, jumps up and drinks it and then comes back to make out for a while. Exhausted, time for some sleep. Me on my back, her head on my chest and her legs wrapped around me like an octopus. With both of our happy meters at a 10, we fall asleep together to end a long day. I still had that stupid corny song in my head.
"Glen Miller's band was better than before.
We yelled and screamed for more.
And those Porter's tunes made us dance across the room".
As I drifted off to sleep.
John Gault
04-22-19, 14:10
Well I must say reading some of the rare long reports can be interesting. Some read like a playboy forum. One wonders at times of the awesome skill in love making of the gentlemen who go to the trouble of writing these trip reports.
With so many wonderful orgasmos I wonder how these lucky girls can take their payment without a little feeling of guilt?
TadaiMaybe
04-22-19, 18:17
I will use my last trip exchange price and my bank which is Bank of America as an example.
Exchanging $100 usd, I get 280,000 at kiosk with cash and I get 290,360 at ATM.
The difference is $3.70 USD.
The ATM charges me $2.50 or 3.50 depending on which ATM I use.
My bank charges me $3.50 for using a non network ATM.
I lose $6 to $7 for using an ATM vs the $3. 70 I lose using the cash exchange.
Most ATM's cap your withdrawal around the $250 USD limit. (about $8 lost when changing $250 at kiosk).
As you can see, it all kind of equals out no matter which way you make the transaction.
In the end, it is not a financial decision, it's a matter of preference, convenience and removing the mistakes and bullshit that happens at foreign ATM's which was what sparked the original conversation.As always there's always some exception to the general sentiment. I am not sure why BoA gave you such bad rate. My use of ATMs have always resulted in a better conversion rate than the kiosks anywhere in CTG. I have Wells Fargo and got close to 3170 cop to 1 USD at ATMs but only 2800 at the kiosks. Even with the ATM fees it was still a better deal. Other notable item is that almost all hotels, restaurants and bars etc do accept credit cards and you get a great exchange rate on a CC transaction. You only need cash for chicas and taxis, for the most part, limiting the need for exchanging currency. To boot many credit cards nowadays don't have foreign transaction fees anymore.
Well I must say reading some of the rare long reports can be interesting. Some read like a playboy forum. One wonders at times of the awesome skill in love making of the gentlemen who go to the trouble of writing these trip reports.
With so many wonderful orgasmos I wonder how these lucky girls can take their payment without a little feeling of guilt?Haha. Very true.
Well I must say reading some of the rare long reports can be interesting. Some read like a playboy forum. One wonders at times of the awesome skill in love making of the gentlemen who go to the trouble of writing these trip reports.
With so many wonderful orgasmos I wonder how these lucky girls can take their payment without a little feeling of guilt?More like Penthouse forum.
Well I must say reading some of the rare long reports can be interesting. Some read like a playboy forum. One wonders at times of the awesome skill in love making of the gentlemen who go to the trouble of writing these trip reports.That you for your interest. Although I find it a bit odd, feel free to wonder about my love making ability, I am a live and let live kind of guy. No judgement here.
Since I do not swing that way, I have no desire to partake in activities such as wondering about other guys sexual skills but I respect that you enjoy thinking about it. To each his own, I always say.
With so many wonderful orgasmos I wonder how these lucky girls can take their payment without a little feeling of guilt?It is not difficult to turn a woman into a "lucky woman" by making her orgasm. It is quite easy actually. Maybe I just have a knack for such things but I assume there are many men that have no issues making a woman orgasm or enjoy having sex with them.
When I was in my 20's I worked as a bouncer in a strip club. Great job. I saw beautiful naked women all night, banged many of them and enjoyed getting paid to punch unruly and sarcastic men in the face. Although I loved the job, I never felt guilty picking up my check at the end of the week. I suspect there are many people that have fun at work and don't feel guilty getting paid, I am not sure why this work would be any different.
So. I feel like it's the Mandela Effect with Club Pley LOL. Has anyone been able to confirm that it's still open? It's been a ghost-town on my last couple of trips and was one of my favorite spots in all of Colombia. Sad if it's true that it's been permanently shut down.
Thursday afternoon, the sun is setting so I guess it is around 6:30 pm. Our nap was cut short as we wake up to doors closing, music playing and talking on the patio. I throw on some shorts to use the bathroom. On the way out of the bathroom I hear the shower is running in wingman's room. I head out to the deck and wingman is out there with his girl. You left your shower on I say to him as his girlfriend heads to the kitchen. No, he says, her sister in law is using the shower.
What the fuck is going on I ask. Are you insane dude, you know I have Maria here. I know he says. She came to hang out at the pool with his girl and needed to shower before heading out. I am of course livid and call out bro code violation #2. I tell him not cool and she needs to go. He says she knows I have another girl here, she will be cool. She was warned no drama. I am having none of it, she has to go, now. He tells me how he didn't know she was coming to the pool, his girl asked her over the day before and he didn't know it wasn't cancelled. After hanging at pool, girlfriend told her she could use the shower. He knows it's not cool and will get rid of her. I tell him I am going to my room and to let me know when the coast is clear.
I go to kitchen to grab some drinks and snacks for me and my girl and his girlfriend can tell I am not happy at all. She is sitting on the counter top and she pulls me into her, she puts her arms around my neck, pushing her great tits against my chest as she talks over my shoulder into her phone for translator. She tells me she is sorry, she shouldn't have let her come inside. She promised there would be no drama and please forgive her. It was wrong. She does not want me to be uncomfortable in my own place and to not worry. You are very nice and share this place with me she tells me, she really is sorry if I am upset. I tell her no worries, just fix the problem and head off to my room..Was staying in old town and met 2 hot Maria's from Venezuela, asses so hard and the best sex of my life. Maybe you ran into one of them. Lucky guy!
Totally agree. Many buildings fit this bill. You are not stuck in a single room, usually have a nice patio overlooking the ocean and plenty of room to stretch out and relax. Plus the extra rooms open better opportunities for sex in places besides just on the bed or in the shower.
You get a full size fridge and can make a few meals if you want. Chicas love to make you food for some reason, to show off their worth I guess. Maid service is cheap, have them come in every few days or in most cases, the girls clean the place up and most places have washer and dryer in unit to clean the sheets.Last apt we had did not have a washer. 7 days of sex with 5 different chicas force me to turn my sheets and pillow cases over. My apt in may has a washer and dryer cause we are staying for 2 weeks this time.
Hello,
I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?
Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?Uber is a rip off down there.
YippieKayay
04-23-19, 02:59
So. I feel like it's the Mandela Effect with Club Pley LOL. Has anyone been able to confirm that it's still open? It's been a ghost-town on my last couple of trips and was one of my favorite spots in all of Colombia. Sad if it's true that it's been permanently shut down.It was shut down a while ago. Some scandal involving the mayor of the town I heard. Elektra is also shut down. There are two more clubs opening on the street of La Dulce Vita but I'm not certain if they are open yet.
Low chica count on my last trip but I went during the Barranquilla carnival. Many of them had fucked off to Barranquilla to work or hang out at the carnival. I find timing is key to going there. Any kind of holiday or special event fucks shit up.
PirateMorgan
04-23-19, 03:11
USA Banks have nothing to do with your conversion rate from dollars to pesos. The conversion rate is set by the bank here in Colombia that owns the ATM. You request pesos at the withdrawal and the local Colombian bank decides how many dollars it will debit from your USA Account.
It was shut down a while ago. Some scandal involving the mayor of the town I heard. Elektra is also shut down. There are two more clubs opening on the street of La Dulce Vita but I'm not certain if they are open yet.
Low chica count on my last trip but I went during the Barranquilla carnival. Many of them had fucked off to Barranquilla to work or hang out at the carnival. I find timing is key to going there. Any kind of holiday or special event fucks shit up.Thanks for the confirmation. Timing is everything, it seems. Agreed on holidays / special events -- it's the worst time to visit. Crowded streets and depleted talent. Sadly, I will likely forego Cartagena in favor of other destinations.
Last apt we had did not have a washer. 7 days of sex with 5 different chicas force me to turn my sheets and pillow cases over. My apt in may has a washer and dryer cause we are staying for 2 weeks this time.Did the building offer maid service? It is usually very cheap.
You can always just take them to a laundry and drop them off. Usually ready in an hour or two.
Uber is a rip off down there.Uber is real hit or miss.
If you taking a trip over 30 minutes out of town, they can be a good alternative to a taxi or bus.
I would not take them for short trips to and from Centro or around town. Cabs are everywhere, no waiting and only cost 8,000 per ride.
Ggekko2009
04-23-19, 06:31
It was shut down a while ago. Some scandal involving the mayor of the town I heard. Elektra is also shut down. There are two more clubs opening on the street of La Dulce Vita but I'm not certain if they are open yet.
Low chica count on my last trip but I went during the Barranquilla carnival. Many of them had fucked off to Barranquilla to work or hang out at the carnival. I find timing is key to going there. Any kind of holiday or special event fucks shit up.Does anyone know if there will be any major events like these happening in early to mid June?
I will try to check out these new clubs and report back. Not sure of the chica quantity and quality in June. Does anyone know?
Nonetheless, I am pretty sure these chicas would move in and out of these clubs like they always do from the clock tower square and back again into these clubs.
YippieKayay
04-23-19, 08:37
Does anyone know if there will be any major events like these happening in early to mid June?
I will try to check out these new clubs and report back. Not sure of the chica quantity and quality in June. Does anyone know?
Nonetheless, I am pretty sure these chicas would move in and out of these clubs like they always do from the clock tower square and back again into these clubs.I was there last year in early July and it was fine. I also booked for mid June this year. November and September both are consistently good months if you avoid the festivals in November.
Baudelairemod
04-23-19, 18:54
Hi there,
I am usually a Medellin aficionado and rarely venture anywhere else in Colombia but from time to time I find myself taking a girl away. I usually go for Cartagena as it's pretty close and pretty much a sure thing. I have just noticed however that there is a direct flight from MDE to San Andres and was wondering how it compares to Cartagena? I assume it's much quieter (which I don't mind) but is it worth it? Are there things to do during the day? Or should I just stick to Cartagena?
Thank you!
Be.
Just posted about my first South American experience, in Quito. It was fun, but for various reasons not optimal (E. G. Group tour). My next trip will be for the sole purpose of fun and relaxation with amiable companionship. Thinking about my criteria, Cartagena seems like a great pick. Here are my considerations:
Availability of high-quality, affordable companionship. I'm torn between the idea of having a "guide" for a week versus sampling a variety of ladies for multi-hour / overnights. From what I have seen here, money is not going to be an issue. Ease of hooking up, selection, and safety are the primary issues, although it relieves a lot of stress if she speaks some English.
Location. Pleasant climate and natural beauty are a must. I have a preference for nice beaches, but I'm open to other areas if they have some "Wow" factor. 420 decriminalized is preferable.
Upscale accommodations. I like comfortable surroundings and modern conveniences. I don't need five star, but 3 1/2 to 4 star is reasonable, keeping it under $100 per night.
Things to do / day trips. I like a combination of relaxing and down time with some activities, preferably with a companion. Boat trips, historical tours, parks, sporting events, or anything else to get out and experience the area.
Access from Miami. Looking for non-stop flights, the shorter the better.
Food / drink. I like good food and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Definite plus for places with a great culinary reputation, and for places with great street food.
Historical interest. I like history and archaeology, so anyplace with a good story is interesting to me. Old towns, museums, historical tours are all great. If there are ancient ruins involved that's even better.
Music / nightlife. I'm too old for the club scene, but someplace with good local music and some places to go that are interesting and lively, but mellow enough for an old man.
Putting it all together, Cartagena seems to stack up pretty well in all dimensions. Any thoughts relative to other destinations in the Caribbean / Central American / South American region?
YippieKayay
04-23-19, 22:06
Hi there,
I am usually a Medellin aficionado and rarely venture anywhere else in Colombia but from time to time I find myself taking a girl away. I usually go for Cartagena as it's pretty close and pretty much a sure thing. I have just noticed however that there is a direct flight from MDE to San Andres and was wondering how it compares to Cartagena? I assume it's much quieter (which I don't mind) but is it worth it? Are there things to do during the day? Or should I just stick to Cartagena?
Thank you!
Be.I read here there isn't any real mongering on San Andres. If you do a search you'll find the posts.
NeilGeorge
04-23-19, 23:02
I read here there isn't any real mongering on San Andres. If you do a search you'll find the posts.No mongering there. Small town. Place to take a sweetheart if you want her to fall in love with you. The Colombian women really love being taken there.
from time to time I find myself taking a girl away. I usually go for Cartagena If you are taking a girl with you, there are two good choices.
San Andres or Santa Marta area.
San Andres is less than $100 RT from Cartagena. It is small and not much to do besides hang at the beach and eat. I do not think the hotels are great and there are few condos. Not much selection and the restaurants are thin too.
Santa Marta is a 4 hour luxury bus away or you can fly there from Bogata.
Many more options, plenty of things to do and many hotels, condos and restaurants.
Both can be honeymoon like destinations. I prefer the options and activities of Santa Marta over San Andres, which lacks a lot of options or activities.
If you just want to trap her and fuck all day, San Andres is good.
If you want to do things, Santa Marta a better option.
If you just want to give her a treat, either one is a great destination.
All in, Santa Marta will be less expensive.
Baudelairemod
04-24-19, 07:39
If you are taking a girl with you, there are two good choices.
San Andres or Santa Marta area.
San Andres is less than $100 RT from Cartagena. It is small and not much to do besides hang at the beach and eat. I do not think the hotels are great and there are few condos. Not much selection and the restaurants are thin too.
Santa Marta is a 4 hour luxury bus away or you can fly there from Bogata.
Many more options, plenty of things to do and many hotels, condos and restaurants.
Both can be honeymoon like destinations. I prefer the options and activities of Santa Marta over San Andres, which lacks a lot of options or activities.
If you just want to trap her and fuck all day, San Andres is good.
If you want to do things, Santa Marta a better option.
If you just want to give her a treat, either one is a great destination.
All in, Santa Marta will be less expensive.Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.
The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.
Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.
The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.Maybe honeymoon was a bad context. I just meant that there are not a lot of hookers walking the streets like you see in Cartagena. You are among other couples that have real relationships.
In Tangana, although the town is a shit hole, the view from Hotel Jaba Nibue is world class and very romantic.
Hotel Bahia Taganga also is one with great terraces with to die for views.
In Santa Marta centro, the presidential suite at the Hotel Suite Boutique El Cactus is one that will keep her panties wet the entire trip. Only 8 suites in the place so it always seems private and you don't run into a lot of other people.
The boat rides to the secluded and beautiful beaches of Parque Tayrona also make for very special moments in special places. Certainly not like hanging with her on a Bocagrande beach.
Agree, 6 hour flights are a trek and cost if you are not staying for at least 4 nights.
Happy trails.
I took that flight from MDE to San Andres several years ago. As others have commented, there is very little to do there; the beaches are not that nice with half of the island surrounded by volcanic rocks and only a few sandy beaches that offer decent access to the sea. The night life was almost non existent and the hotels are woeful with very little decent dining available.
There is a house of ill repute where I stopped by one night and took a long time date back to my hotel. It's near or was near the airport. Everyone knows the location. I noticed some fine looking girls there but it appeared to me that it's not that easy to break into that scene. The pax hanging around this place seemed to be very chummy with each other and I was lucky to find one girl who had just arrived from MDE.
I think the island is run by a few families who have little interest in upgrading the island infrastructure as there are a lot of illicit activities going on, mainly involving the transport of drugs and harboring of fugitives, which they would prefer stay that way and outside prying eyes. There have been violent disputes within the sphere of these families fighting over turf and the drug trade, though tourists generally would not be affected. There are also a disproportionate amount of gold and jewelry shops for such a small place and you can draw your own conclusions from that observation.
I did not make it to Providencia, a nearby and smaller island, though it's expensive and / or time consuming to get there. Either a long boat ride in choppy seas or a short and expensive prop flight. But I have heard it's a nice place to visit for a day or two due to its remote location.
I read here there isn't any real mongering on San Andres. If you do a search you'll find the posts.
The Tall Man
04-24-19, 16:03
Thanks for everyone who replied. Yes the idea would be to take a girl there as pretty easy with those direct flights from MDE. I stayed a couple of times in Santa Marta and didn't really saw it as a "honeymoon" destination. Maybe my mistake was that I stayed in the actual town itself (I was backpacking at the time) and didn't explore the more resort-like scene.
The one I currently have on the go would like to go to Buenos Aires but no way I am going to fly a girl for over 6 hours just to spend some time with her for what will basically be a long weekend. I told her she could get anything that was flying direct from Medellin so should be safe from that point of view.You may not see it as a great destination but yes the majority of the population of Colombia would jump at the opportunity to visit the coastal areas. For many this is a dream come true. Believe it or not.
Just a month ago I took 2 paisa chicas to Covenas for 4 days, we all stayed in one room right on the sand and ate, drank and swam the days away, they were fascinated as both of them had never been before, nope they have never set foot into the ocean, these areas hold a fascination to the Colombian that we will never fully grasp.
The Tall Man.
I took that flight from MDE to San Andres several years ago. As others have commented, there is very little to do there; the beaches are not that nice with half of the island surrounded by volcanic rocks and only a few sandy beaches that offer decent access to the sea. The night life was almost non existent and the hotels are woeful with very little decent dining available.
There is a house of ill repute where I stopped by one night and took a long time date back to my hotel. It's near or was near the airport. Everyone knows the location. I noticed some fine looking girls there but it appeared to me that it's not that easy to break into that scene. The pax hanging around this place seemed to be very chummy with each other and I was lucky to find one girl who had just arrived from MDE.
I think the island is run by a few families who have little interest in upgrading the island infrastructure as there are a lot of illicit activities going on, mainly involving the transport of drugs and harboring of fugitives, which they would prefer stay that way and outside prying eyes..LOL mannnn you paint a horrible picture. But I booked my flight and stay there already from what I have seen those beaches are nice as fuck LOL better then what's in CTg and Santa Marta. I had one chica lined up an ex worker but she disappeared for a week so I'm going to line up more options. Just in case. I did Santa Marta with a paisa it was a good experience but she went back to selling that ass so on to the next. I will make a detailed report on SA and let why'all know the deal. Things change over the years.
Baudelairemod
04-25-19, 07:41
You may not see it as a great destination but yes the majority of the population of Colombia would jump at the opportunity to visit the coastal areas. For many this is a dream come true. Believe it or not.
Just a month ago I took 2 paisa chicas to Covenas for 4 days, we all stayed in one room right on the sand and ate, drank and swam the days away, they were fascinated as both of them had never been before, nope they have never set foot into the ocean, these areas hold a fascination to the Colombian that we will never fully grasp.
The Tall Man.Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.
Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.
Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.
Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.Well think about what they mostly watch on TV. Music videos with supermodels in super cars on beaches, or on multi million dollar yachts. It's what they equate with the pinnacle of success. So put them on any beach and it's going to be an experience.
My old roommate, who has been to quite a few beaches and can afford to travel where she wants still gets really excited anytime she goes to a beach.
The Tall Man
04-25-19, 15:47
Ha yes I completely agree. I always found the Colombians' fascination with the ocean (and the fact that most of them have never seen it) as mysterious to say the least but I guess it's to be expected for people that don't really have the concept of holiday as a staple feature of their year.
Never heard of Covenas. Is it worth it? Looks like you'd bus it from MDE or CTG.I have my own car and drive everywhere.
Covenas is 480 km and about a 10 hour drive from Medellin. It is very popular for Colombians as it is less expensive than Cartagena and the Colombians love to spend the holidays with their whole families in this spot.
You would be surprised how many street and bar girls I speak to and I mention, out of jest, "hey lets drive up to Covenas for 4 or 5 days and get a hotel on the beach", the reaction I have gotten is priceless as I see their eyes light up at the thought. I used this yesterday in a few bars I was in last night in el centro.
The Tall Man.
Just got back on April 09 from my last visit and I have booked my return visit for May 07 to 14.
Plan was to wife up with Maria and take her to Santa Marta for 3 or 4 nights but she said she rather just settle into a place and stay put for the week.
OK, no problemo, she said she just wants to hang at the pool or beach, get high, go into centro and walk around and have lots of sex all day. I can handle that.
Got a place in the brand new Martinique building located in Ceilo Mar which has a private hot tub on the balcony. Place is not cool with bringing in hookers but is a good option for those that have a girl already and can pre register her.
Anyone in town during that time welcome to meet up for beers or a meal. I been wanting to try El Arsenal: The rum box restaurant in Getsemani, I heard it is good eats and atmosphere.
Cheers.
Joe.
The Tall Man
04-25-19, 23:45
Just got back on April 09 from my last visit and I have booked my return visit for May 07 to 14.
Plan was to wife up with Maria and take her to Santa Marta for 3 or 4 nights but she said she rather just settle into a place and stay put for the week.
OK, no problemo, she said she just wants to hang at the pool or beach, get high, go into centro and walk around and have lots of sex all day. I can handle that.
Got a place in the brand new Martinique building located in Ceilo Mar which has a private hot tub on the balcony. Place is not cool with bringing in hookers but is a good option for those that have a girl already and can pre register her.
Anyone in town during that time welcome to meet up for beers or a meal. I been wanting to try El Arsenal: The rum box restaurant in Getsemani, I heard it is good eats and atmosphere.
Cheers.
Joe.Hell yes, "no bebe we don't need to go anywhere I just want to stay put in a hotel and have sex at will with you", this reasoning works with me all the time, just yesterday afternoon a favorite of mine in Medellin centro sends me a whatapp, by the way she is costena, and says that she misses me and please let's get together tonight and if you want we can get a love motel BUT be sure to bring the anal toys with you so we can play, damn right I picked her up at 8 PM last night and just dropped her off back at her hotel in el centro an hour ago.
Got to love reasoning like that!
The Tall Man.
Hell yes, "no bebe we don't need to go anywhere I just want to stay put in a hotel and have sex at will with you", this reasoning works with me all the time, just yesterday afternoon a favorite of mine in Medellin centro sends me a whatapp, by the way she is costena, and says that she misses me and please let's get together tonight and if you want we can get a love motel BUT be sure to bring the anal toys with you so we can play, damn right I picked her up at 8 PM last night and just dropped her off back at her hotel in el centro an hour ago.
Got to love reasoning like that!
The Tall Man.Ah, it's a wonderful life.
Nothing beats the action after you put in the work and earn some love and trust with them.
I also gave her three options for condos and she picked the least expensive one. Although they were all sweet digs, still, got to love it.
From a read of your posts, you have been rocking it out lately my tall friend.
Music to my ears, Bring the toys and come fuck me!
Well played man, well played.
Friday morning and I finally got a great night's sleep. We were in perfect tune all night long. One of us would move to get more comfortable and the other one would come and find the other and find another spot to snuggle.
We both have the same thing in mind when we finally start stirring around. Another round of great sex, nothing crazy, just some classic lazy fucking. Mostly with her on her side and me on my side behind her. With my blood returning towards clean of stimulants, I only last about 20 minutes. Plenty for her and plenty for me too, my legs are a bit sore and aching. I am just relieved that all the sister in law drama is over and it feels like my vacation is finally on track.
I ask her what she wants to do for breakfast and she wants fruit. We don't have much left so I and wingman head down to the street to find the fruit cart guy. We talking a bit while we are out, he complained about how his girl was kind of rude last night. Not making an effort to make my girl feel welcome. He also complained she was a dud in bed last night, complaining about a headache but he noted how she did not have too much of a headache to sit in the corner and play on her phone all night and play DJ for the music all night while drinking too much. He says they talked and she is a bit depressed about what is happening back in Venezuela and how things are not great for her there. He told her she is here now so enjoy the time away and make him enjoy his time or she can go back to stay with her sister in law in town. He is getting edgy, I can tell he is getting tired of her lack of effort and her attitude. This is their second trip together and he thinks she is taking advantage of his good nature and less than demanding style. He dealt with a depression with a family member a few years back so he knows the signs and thinks she is in a battle with some demons.
Back to the condo and the girls are on the couch playing with their phones. We have some breakfast, my girl is thankful for my effort, telling me how good I take her of her and I tell her it is because of how good she takes care of me, said with an ass grab and a kiss. Wings girl just taking it all in and wingman giving her the eye, like why don't you ever say thank you.
We hang until after lunchtime and wingman and his girl take off to go shop at the "everything 5,000" store. Me and Maria head down to the pool. She likes to sit in the sun and play in the pool. I can care less but I go anyway, just keep her company and drink some beers. The pool area is empty but for one old guy sitting reading a newspaper. We settle in to a table and some chairs and I pop a beer. She is wearing one of my dress shirts over her bikini, damn I love how she looks in my shirts and I love that she wants to wear them. She says they smell like me and she likes that.
She acts all cute and sexy like she is stripping for me, takes the shirt off and lays down on a beach towel besides my chair and the pool. I watch the old man as he watches her undress. He finally sees I am watching him and I get the nod and a huge smile, like you lucky fucker. No luck involved I think to myself as he picks up his stuff, waves goodbye and walks back into the building.
I brought down 4 beers, had 3 and she had one so I head upstairs to get some more. She doesn't like that I will leave her alone there but come on baby, I be back in 3 minutes. When I get upstairs I run the rest of the Montana, finishing it and after some mental back and forth, decide it best not to get any more. I pop 100 MG sildenafil and grab another 6 pack and head back down to my sun goddess.
A few minutes later, Wingman texted that he was back, asking where we were. I told him the pool and he said they coming down. They show up and his girl is rocking a sexy new bathing suit, her tits mostly exposed, her nipples hard as rocks. She does have a rocking body but the porn actress cherry tattoos on the legs and all the other tattoos are just a turn off for me. I like good tats but these are tasteless and kind of barrio in both subject matter and placement. She still makes my dick stir as she as approaches me, showing off with zero inhibitions. Do you like my new bathing suit she asks? My man bought it for me she says with pride as she looks at wingman. I like how you look in it, I tell her, your chest looks very sexy in it, said low enough that Maria can't hear. I think to myself, what a degenerate fuck you are Joe. You thinking how unsightly her tats are while your dick is getting hard because sometimes but not often, you like to dumpster dive in the barrio girls.
The girls go into the pool together and me and wingman have a few beers. He says he bought her that and a dress at the 5,000 store, cost him 20,000 ($8). So much for everything is 5,000 I say with a laugh. He notes how the girls are now talking and playing together in the water, suddenly friends we remark. I'm getting hot, been in the sun for a few hours, I want out but the girls are having fun so me and wingman head out to the store for more beer leaving them to play.
Once we get back, the girls are ready to get out of the sun and we all head upstairs. I jump in the shower and half way through Maria joins me. I grab the shampoo and start washing her hair and she is purring and loving it. I wash every inch of her with some body wash and she returns the favor and we towel each other off. I throw on some underwear and lay down in bed to watch some television and chill out. She rolls a fatty and joins me in bed. After smoking she is laying on my chest running her hands over my chest and stomach, making me stir.
She picks her head up to kiss me and tells me how humbled she was with the way I treat her. She says she never had anyone wash her hair before, it really touched her, she really liked it. She starts kissing me and I can tell she is revving up. She tells me to just relax, this is for you and kisses her way down my body to give me head for 20 minutes until I finish. She cleans me and her up and crashes back on my chest and we take a great nap.
We wake up after dark and I am hungry. Meet wingman in living room and he says let's go out for dinner. Good idea, I tell my girl to go get herself together, we going out for dinner. Her and wings girl and now in frantic talk back and forth. Off they go to get ready together. Me and wing are ready in 10 minutes and just sitting and doing shots of rum while we wait. I head out to the patio and there they are, the new best friends. Wingman's girl is doing my girls hair. My girl is doing wingman's girls make up. Suddenly they are besties I guess. I show wingman what's going on and he said while they were out his girl apologized for the attitude and said she was feeling better and happier.
We search online for a place to eat and trip advisor says Carbon de Polo is highly rated, so we decide to check it out. Taxi over for 8,000 ($3) and immediately get seated in an almost full restaurant. The place was nice, great service from waiters in suits. The meat is supposed to be the draw here so the girls order chicken and me and wingman order the trio. A piece of steak, chicken and a pork chop. It is all served with sides of salad for me and my girl to share and rice for them to share. Nice touch, we didn't order it, it just was brought. Wingman kept nodding for me to look over my shoulder and laughing. The hostess was an old hag of a lady, hovering behind me and my girl, shaking her head over and over. I guess she did not approve of me being 50 and my girlfriend of 19 enjoying some meat. I just get a kick out of it, I can care less. My girl is not digging it but she has had a few drinks and is making a point of showing me some love every time the hag gets close. I love it, she is awesome. The closer the hag got, the more love I got from my girl and the more dramatic she became about it.
Had six drinks and 4 meals, with tip bill came to 200,000 ($71) which wingman picked up. A band started playing when we got there, taking requests and not all that bad. Not too loud either, which I liked. I drop 20,000 ($7) in the bucket on the stage and we head out. Back to the taxi and back to the condo and into some comfortable clothes. My girl takes a few minutes to come join us, she is wearing one of dress shirts looking very sexy. I can see some red lacy thing under it but I make a point of not checking into it, I wanted to save it for later. I can tell it was making her feel sexy to have it on and I was sure I would get the benefits later that night. The four of us spend a few hours drinking, dancing and having fun together before heading off to bed.
She takes off my shirt to show off her red negligee. Damn, it's small and sexy. She looks like a goddess. It's a one piece outfit, all lace and a garter belt but no stockings. I wish now that I had taken a picture but I was to aroused to go chase a camera. Plenty of petting and foreplay, I give her oral for a long time, enjoying her taste and her reaction. As I penetrate her from behind with her on her knees, she is losing her mind, loving it and pushing back with some energy until she cums again. My legs are shot so I put us in the standard, her on her back and me on my side. As I am penetrating her again, she keeps grabbing my cock and rubbing it across her asshole and putting me back in her pussy. I get the hint baby, you want some anal.
We had talked about her wanting to try it but she was afraid of my size. She said she only did it a few times before with a boyfriend a year ago and that he was not very big. I had gotten her an enema bag and some KY gel at the pharmacy and I had planned for tomorrow night but I wasn't going to ruin the mood by asking her to go do a prep now.
A little nervous because she had not done the prep but I forge ahead. The next time she pulls me out and rubs me against her butthole, I give a little push to say ya baby, let's do this. It takes a while to get the head in but I am raging hard so being patient is not a problem. I get the head in and she is trying to wiggle down on it a little but it is obvious that she is having some trouble. I push at it a bit and get an inch or two inside her and she is wincing a bit. I try the delay, just let it sit there and let her get used to it but it's not happening. She is trying like a trooper but it just isn't going to work. I pull out, change my condom and pound her pussy a bit until we both cum.
She starts to apologize but I tell her shhh, no problema senorita, we got more days. I appreciate you trying, we explore and try things, sometimes they will work and sometimes they won't. The point is that we are trying and that is all that matters. I'm sure once you prepare properly, we will get better results. Some more kissing to let her know we all good and like the married couple we are at this point, she finds her spot on my chest, her legs wrapped in mine and she is asleep in less than 5 minutes. As I am trying to fall asleep I realize, that stupid corny song is not in my head. Why is that I ask myself but before I could think too much about it, I am in a well-earned deep sleep. Another day in the books.
Saturday morning, four nights down and three more to go. This was planned as the last day and night with Maria and I planned to make the most of it. Woke up raring for sex and she did not disappoint. The best morning session we had, many different positions, lots of kissing and orgasms for her, she was a bit more aggressive in getting what she wanted, moving herself into a different position when she wanted to. She was getting more comfortable with me and it made the experience a bit more fun. Pop off in the condom to save the mess and we laid there for a while talking and watching television.
I ask what she wants to do today and she tells me, she doesn't care but she wants to get back to the condo early tonight. She wants to have enough time to dress up for me in a naught nightie, properly do the enema prep and do her hair and makeup before bed. She said she wants to make it work and hopefully the prep will help. I just smile and kiss her.
It is still early, around 9 am when we decide to go to the little beach that is out behind the condo. We invite wingman and his girl to join us and they accept. We head downstairs, there is an exit door in the fence on the back of the property that puts you right on the beach. The beach is small and has about 15 cabana tents for rent. We negotiate for a tent, he starts at 30,000 ($10) we end up at 15,000 ($5) for the tent and 4 chairs. It is a lot nicer than going to BocaGrande beaches, there are many less touts, sellers and masseuse. There is usually just one of each and once they ask and it's no deal, they give up and stop bothering you. The worse is of course the lady giving massage, they are just fucking head strong and retarded. One guy selling beers and water, one selling inflatable toys and a few jet ski guys that hassle the swimmers.
Best part of the beach people is the old lady selling the fruit at the fruit stand in the middle of the beach. I can't remember how much it was, it was only a few dollars and you get a heaping pile of mixed fruits that were fresh and delicious. The four of us split two servings and could not finish more than half of it. I ended up giving it to some local kids that were running around the beach with a football while their parents sat on the rock jetty.
We had brought a 12 pack with us and just sat around having beers and talking. The girls alternating between the water and laying on towels in the sun in front of us. A nice relaxed and chill day at the beach. We head up to the condo around 1:30 pm, take some showers and me and Maria head to the bedroom for some fun. We went at for a while, had a lot of fun but after the 100 MG I took before we went to beach and all the beers, I knew I was not going to finish for a while. She was tiring out so I gave up and we laid down for a while. I got up and tried to rouse her but she said let me nap and wake me up 4 pm, we finish what we started. No problem I tell her and spend two hours out in the living room with wing and his girl. Around 5 I go in and try to get her up but she says another hour please. I leave her till 6 pm. Still doesn't want to get up. I tell her she has another hour but I am getting hungry. At 6:30 I hear the shower running so I know she is up and about. We get dressed and the two of us head downstairs to the patio restaurant down the street for a casual dinner and head back to the condo.
She heads to the bedroom and I hang on patio with wingman and his girl for a bit. I check on her and she is sitting on the bed, reading the instructions for the disposable enema. She can't figure out how to make the saline solution go through the tube. She is embarrassed and nervous about the prep, she has never done this before, she tells me. Well no shit, since you can't even figure out how to open the bag. It takes me a few minutes to figure out it has a breakable capsule in the connector to the bag. You just snap it in half inside the tube and it lets the saline through. Problem solved as I explain this end goes in your butt and you squeeze the bag of fluid in there and then after a few minutes, you extricate it. I showed her how to take the tube off and refill the bag with hot water if you feel like you need more. She heads off to the bathroom with a pile of crap (no pun intended) and I go back to the patio figuring this is going to take a while.
About an hour later she shows up with my shirt on as a robe and we drink a few beers and have some Cheech and Chong. She looks smoking hot, hair and makeup done up and she smells like heaven. Not long after, she nods toward the bedroom and off we go. I ask her how the prep went and she got red with embarrassment. She said it was great, it felt good and was easy to do. I asked if she felt cleaner in there and she nodded up and down rapidly with big eyes as if to say hell yes. She said it will help her to relax, knowing she is clean down there.
I start kissing her while standing, unbuttoning my shirt off her, let's see what presents I got under there. She had on a white negligee, she looked good but it wasn't really my style. It had rings to let her perky nipples out and she looks good in anything with that tall lean body of hers but it wasn't my favorite outfit. (I had her put it on the next day so I could take a picture).
We get rolling, our standard petting and foreplay, lots of kissing, licking her neck and using our hands on each other. Lots of oral sex back and forth and this time I was using my fingers to put pressure against her tight little asshole, which she was digging. We do a few positions, all with me sticking a finger in there and all was going well. She was liking it and I figure time to go for it. I put her on her side and slide up behind her, our favorite position. She has arm wrapped around my neck and her lips locked on mine as I rub some lube on her ass and on the condom. It took a bit of effort but I managed to get inside her ass, her wiggling and pushing back and we got about half of me in her before I started to move at all. Slow and gentle we rock back and forth and I am getting some short stroking going. I never got more than halfway but it didn't matter, it was awesome and she was so tight I was fighting from finishing for the moment we started. By the end, we had a good rhythm going and she relaxing and enjoying herself. I lasted about ten minutes or less and let loose the biggest load of the trip so far. Condom came out clean as a whistle and after a quick clean up of the lube off her ass, we slide into our standard snuggle position.
Neither one of us could sleep, we both really dug what we were doing and she said lets get up and have a few beers and come back and do it again. Uh, OK. Off she goes to the kitchen to grab some beers and I pop another 100 MG sildenafil. We dance and drink for another hour or two, making out and grab assing. We had the place to ourselves as wingman and his girl were in bed already. I ate her out while she sat on a stool on the patio, the cool breeze blowing and the waves crashing on the beach. We had another beer and went back to the bedroom. Same routine as before except I got up half way through the anal and tried to do her from behind. Still could only get half way in her before she tensed up but from this position I could at least get a better stroke on. Finished in 20 minutes and by now, we were both ready for some sleep.
I asked how it was and she said she enjoyed it, it will get easier the more we do it but for now, her butt was a little sore. As I was falling asleep I thought to myself, all in all, a great night and a great finish of our three night adventure.
DannyBoy99
05-01-19, 07:35
Friday morning and I finally got a great night's sleep. We were in perfect tune all night long. One of us would move to get more comfortable and the other one would come and find the other and find another spot to snuggle.
We both have the same thing in mind when we finally start stirring around. Another round of great sex, nothing crazy, just some classic lazy fucking. Mostly with her on her side and me on my side behind her. With my blood returning towards clean of stimulants, I only last about 20 minutes. Plenty for her and plenty for me too, my legs are a bit sore and aching. I am just relieved that all the sister in law drama is over and it feels like my vacation is finally on track.
I ask her what she wants to do for breakfast and she wants fruit. We don't have much left so I and wingman head down to the street to find the fruit cart guy. We talking a bit while we are out, he complained about how his girl was kind of rude last night. Not making an effort to make my girl feel welcome. He also complained she was a dud in bed last night, complaining about a headache but he noted how she did not have too much of a headache to sit in the corner and play on her phone all night and play DJ for the music all night while drinking too much. He says they talked and she is a bit depressed about what is happening back in Venezuela and how things are not great for her there. He told her she is here now so enjoy the time away and make him enjoy his time or she can go back to stay with her sister in law in town. He is getting edgy, I can tell he is getting tired of her lack of effort and her attitude..First of Linyjoy, I enjoyed every moment of your "Fictional" stories. I don't know why but when scouting this page I actually came across your original stories from a year ago. I really appreciate all the insight you have given into Cartagena for the boys. If you don't mind I had some questions. You mentioned that girl that gave you a quickie when you were backed up this last trip you were there, how would we come across this girl? How do we come across any girls for that matter, you kept mentioning you were seeing girls pictures and choosing? Was this Tinder? And anyone including yourself got any girls they can share via facebook?
I will be going to Medellin and Cartagena later next month. If any experienced brothers wouldn't mind showing a rookie around Colombia I would really appreciate it. I'm experienced in Costa Rica and Tijuana, need someone to hold my hands over here 30 year old dude from California. Also any tips and advice or better girls I should link with? I love the all night ordeals. I will be staying at the Hyatt and got a suite.
First of Linyjoy, I enjoyed every moment of your "Fictional" stories. I don't know why but when scouting this page I actually came across your original stories from a year ago. "Fictional" means imagined or made up, so I am not sure why you are asking someone who you think makes up stories for advice but I will still do my best to answer.
You mentioned that girl that gave you a quickie when you were backed up this last trip you were there, how would we come across this girl? I came across her in my WhattsApp contacts. She was added from my trip last year. When you go to the same place more than once you get the benefit of having prior contacts to fall back on and reconnect with. You get these contacts by meeting girls, either from the internet, on the street, in restaurants and bars, at the beach, at the clock tower or from fellow mongers and friends.
How do we come across any girls for that matter, you kept mentioning you were seeing girls pictures and choosing? Was this Tinder? This reference is from my trip last year. The site I was referring to was Photoprepagos. It is basically a website of mostly independent escorts. They have brief ads, list of services, prices and photos. Many mongers use this site.
Another site is Milerotics. Not as easy to use as the previous one listed. I have never used it so can't verify any results from it.
Tinder is difficult to use, you don't get instant access to the girls you find and rely on a swipe back before you can even start a conversation. Facebook is good if you do the work before you arrive in town and try to make some friends and make pre-arrangements. They are usually easy to spot from their pictures and postings.
The best and easiest way to come across girls is to just meet them there. You can meet them anywhere in your travels throughout the city but the two most popular places they hang out are at Hollywood beach during the day (hit or miss, low volume at times) and at the Clock Tower (always busy always a selection after dark) and the surrounding bars at night, after 10 pm.
I will be staying at the Hyatt and got a suite.You should contact the hotel and clarify the guest policy. I am not sure but I believe there is a large guest fee (up to $99) for bringing unregistered guests to your room. When you book, you book for 2 people in the room, this will get the first guest you bring in for free. They will register her at the desk on arrival. After the first one, the guest fee would apply. Contact them and check with them what their current policy is, as this policy can be updated and change over time.
Enjoy your trip.
DannyBoy99
05-02-19, 04:14
"Fictional" means imagined or made up, so I am not sure why you are asking someone who you think makes up stories for advice but I will still do my best to answer.
I came across her in my WhattsApp contacts. She was added from my trip last year. When you go to the same place more than once you get the benefit of having prior contacts to fall back on and reconnect with. You get these contacts by meeting girls, either from the internet, on the street, in restaurants and bars, at the beach, at the clock tower or from fellow mongers and friends.
This reference is from my trip last year. The site I was referring to was Photoprepagos. It is basically a website of mostly independent escorts. They have brief ads, list of services, prices and photos. Many mongers use this site.
Another site is Milerotics. Not as easy to use as the previous one listed. I have never used it so can't verify any results from it.
Tinder is difficult to use, you don't get instant access to the girls you find and rely on a swipe back before you can even start a conversation. Facebook is good if you do the work before you arrive in town and try to make some friends and make pre-arrangements. They are usually easy to spot from their pictures and postings..I meant no disrespect. I put it in quotes as sarcasm. I understand your story (s) to be real. I used your tactic on Prepagos website and its a charm! Thanks bud.
I meant no disrespect. I put it in quotes as sarcasm. I understand your story (s) to be real. I used your tactic on Prepagos website and its a charm! Thanks bud.No worries. I was just giving you some shit and being snarky. I hope your trip goes well, Colombia is a playground. If you are there between May 07 and May 14, hit me up, we grab a beer.
Joe.
DannyBoy99
05-02-19, 18:10
No worries. I was just giving you some shit and being snarky. I hope your trip goes well, Colombia is a playground. If you are there between May 07 and May 14, hit me up, we grab a beer.
Joe.Hey Joe,
One last thing. I will be there at the end of May, so it's NBA finals time. Any good places I can entertain some good sports vibe. I looked on Cartagena prepagos not much talent compared to Medellin. I think I'll have to walk around the clock tower. Also my hotel said I can have a guest, just got to register. I have a 2 person room. And I can unregister them after.
Today is the day, I'll be arriving today so let the mongering begin!
Quick question: which hotel are you staying? Just to know as it seems to be girls friendly. Thanks mate!
Or other recommended girls friendly hotels?
Hey Joe,
One last thing. I will be there at the end of May, so it's NBA finals time. Any good places I can entertain some good sports vibe. I looked on Cartagena prepagos not much talent compared to Medellin. I think I'll have to walk around the clock tower. Also my hotel said I can have a guest, just got to register. I have a 2 person room. And I can unregister them after.
Hey Joe,
One last thing. I will be there at the end of May, so it's NBA finals time. Any good places I can entertain some good sports vibe. I looked on Cartagena prepagos not much talent compared to Medellin. I think I'll have to walk around the clock tower. Also my hotel said I can have a guest, just got to register. I have a 2 person room. And I can unregister them after.Glad things worked out for the hotel. If it happens as they say, you will be alright. I have never heard of unregistering a guest.
I prefer condos for any stay longer than a few nights.
NBA Finals is a big event, you can watch it on almost any bar television.
In centro there is the Clock Pub, which is a sports bar.
In Bocagrande, my favorite is Time Out Sports in commercial plaza.
There is another called La KMA or something like that more towards El Liguito.
Cartagena is small town than Bogota so less ads on prepago. At the tower you will have your pick from over 100 anytime after 10 pm or so, no worries, you find what you want.
Today is the day, I'll be arriving today so let the mongering begin!I get there on Tuesday, how long you staying in town?
The Tall Man
05-03-19, 21:32
Today is the day, I'll be arriving today so let the mongering begin!Great day to start on a Friday / Saturday. Enjoy!
The Tall Man.
YippieKayay
05-03-19, 23:57
A chica I know went down there a week ago and told me its pretty quiet right now. "Poco gente" meaning fewer people.
I'll be down in June.
Ggekko2009
05-04-19, 02:11
A chica I know went down there a week ago and told me its pretty quiet right now. "Poco gente" meaning fewer people.
I'll be down in June.I hope it does not turn into poco chicas as I am also heading out there next month.
YippieKayay
05-04-19, 02:12
I hope it does not translate into poco chicas as I am also heading out there next month.Well both the Venezulan I bang regularly, and the Colombian are there so it probably isn't too bad.
I have to learn some Spanish. If there's a list of commonly used phrases someone please send it to me. I worked off my phone today and struck gold but if I have any chance of feeling good about getting a girl off the street or club I need to not be restricted to my phone. I'll post my report on the girl later.
I get there on Tuesday, how long you staying in town?We can meet up Tuesday if you're free, I'll be unavailable to play after Tuesday night.
Buster5588
05-04-19, 06:31
We can meet up Tuesday if you're free, I'll be unavailable to play after Tuesday night.Hey DeepXliv,
I'm headed to Cartagena this morning (Saturday the 4th, staying until the 11th. My mates don't arrive until Monday. Want to meet up for a beer somewhere? And for that matter, anyone else who's in town! I'm in Getsemani. I land at 1 pm.
YippieKayay
05-04-19, 07:33
I have to learn some Spanish. If there's a list of commonly used phrases someone please send it to me. I worked off my phone today and struck gold but if I have any chance of feeling good about getting a girl off the street or club I need to not be restricted to my phone. I'll post my report on the girl later.It's night and day difference. If you don't speak the language find someone who speaks some English because they get bored with lack of communication.
Have fun! It's a journey in Latin America! No more sex prison.
DannyBoy99
05-04-19, 16:54
Quick question: which hotel are you staying? Just to know as it seems to be girls friendly. Thanks mate!
Or other recommended girls friendly hotels?Cartagena Hyatt. Just can't have more than one chick up there with you.
DannyBoy99
05-04-19, 22:22
Glad things worked out for the hotel. If it happens as they say, you will be alright. I have never heard of unregistering a guest.
I prefer condos for any stay longer than a few nights.
NBA Finals is a big event, you can watch it on almost any bar television.
In centro there is the Clock Pub, which is a sports bar.
In Bocagrande, my favorite is Time Out Sports in commercial plaza.
There is another called La KMA or something like that more towards El Liguito.
Cartagena is small town than Bogota so less ads on prepago. At the tower you will have your pick from over 100 anytime after 10 pm or so, no worries, you find what you want.Thanks a bunch Joe, honestly you're the teacher all need to learn from. One last question, in your experience what would be a fair price to pay hourly and for overnight? Going to Cartagena and Medellin and some of the chicks in Cartagena I see posted like 900.000 for overnight! That's insane. Obviously negotiations take place, just want to get an idea of what the market is like so I don't feed into the gringo mentality prices.
Long story short both me and the girl no longer have our phones working. Still have sim cards. It was my fault so where can I go and buy 2 unlocked phones for cheap?
YippieKayay
05-05-19, 00:07
Long story short both me and the girl no longer have our phones working. Still have sim cards. It was my fault so where can I go and buy 2 unlocked phones for cheap?Centro Commercial Caribe is one place. You can get android phones for cheap.
I'd go into Cartagena instead of buying anything in the tourist zone.
On my first day in Cartagena I met a very beautiful girl at the beach Playa Hollywood. We had a few drinks and we were already kissing. She wanted to go the my hotel room, so I took her. We were so horny that we did all bare. It was the best fuck I ever had. The first time I came on her body, the second time in her mouth and the third we fucked for more than 1 hour and I came in her pussy. After this we went out for dinner and dancing. This girl really made me crazy, I almost fucked her on the dance floor. Back on my room we fucked more and I came in her pussy again. The next morning I paid her 500.000 and she was very happy with that.Which hotel were you staying?
Woke up and had another round of sex. Had breakfast and I asked her if she wanted to go to the pool before she left today? She looked at me confused and said I thought you are staying until Tuesday. I said I was but when we talked, we agreed on three nights. She asked don't you want me to stay with you until you go? I want to stay with you, she said. I asked how much she expected for the extra two nights, I was already in 900 K and travel costs. She said nothing, I am having a lot of fun and we are having fun together. You are happy with me, yes? I asked again, that you are staying for free, to make sure that I don't have a problem at the end. She said yes. I said OK and told her to go get ready to go to the beach or the pool, whichever she wanted.
I talk to wingman and he says his girl is packing to go back home and I tell him about Maria staying for two more nights. Oh man, he says, I thought we were going to go on the hunt the last few nights. I tell him I am having too much fun and have exactly what I am looking for in regards to level of service, effort, attitude and body style, no need to hunt, it will only be a disappoint for me. I am getting anything I want, whenever I want it, any way I want it from a beautiful 19 year old. If I go chase and it don't work out, I will be pissed and it will ruin my trip.
Then I tell him she is staying for free and he said it was a setup. I ask what he means and he says, you know you will pay her anyway and she knows it to. You are way too nice to these girls, let them get away with shit too much. Go ahead and not give her anything for the two nights and see what happens. I think to myself, Hmmm, rich coming from the guy who paid a girl to bus from Venezuela and then heard I got a headache half the time while dealing with her depression the other half while buying her gifts and catering to her. I don't call him on it, I just say yes, I am too nice to them but at times, like now, I get rewarded for it too. I have had a fairytale three nights and now it will be five. I could not be happier. Sometimes I take the hit but sometimes I get the grand prize. In return, he just said my favorite phrase that I lay on him all the time, You Do You Bro.
Maria comes out looking smoking hot in a bikini and I know I made the right choice. Wingman is staring at her and says to me, Dude, you are 100% right, you would be a fool to try to change her out for another. Ask her if she has a sister or any friends. I tell him I will talk to her and I take her down to the beach where we hang for a few hours, drinking and eating fruit. I love showing off my prize.
We go back to the condo and it's empty. We shower, go to bed for another session and take a nap. We wake up around 4 pm and wingman is back, sitting on couch watching TV. He dropped his girl off and went to a bar for a few beers. Maria is bopping around the condo in a pair of short shorts and a halter top, switching between a broom and a mop. Shit, I did not even know we had one. I hear the washer going, the bathrooms are already cleaned and she is doing the floors.
Maria asks me if she can make us dinner and if there is a grocery nearby. I tell her she can get most common things a few doors away, not a big grocery store but plenty of options. She says she will go look and goes to get dressed. She just put on my dress shirt over her clothes and as she is walking out the door, my wingman asks her if she needs any money and she says no and walks out. Wingman is like, what the fuck dude. I just shrug and we go to the kitchen to shotgun beers and take a few shots.
She is back, takes a shower and puts on some fresh clothes. A dress with spaghetti straps, looking fuckin divine. She is making some chicken dish with rice, vegetable and a salad with homemade dressing. I offer to help but she says no, you guys watch the football.
We have dinner which was pretty good, the chicken a little dry but the sauce she made from the juices helped fix it. I would give it an 8 for taste and 10 for effort. After dinner, she cleans up the kitchen and we all hang out on the patio. It's about 9 pm and she asks what wingman is going to do now that his girlfriend is gone. Shit, I forgot to ask for him. I ask her if she knows anyone but she says she doesn't live here, her friends are back at home. I tell her he will go find a girl, we know where to find them. We know where to find them? She says, with a fake slap on my face and a smile.
She says she feels bad that he goes alone, is not safe. I say he will be fine. She says no and tells me I have to go with him but with conditions. I ask what, she says, you have to fuck me before you leave, you promise to not touch any of those puta de mierda and you have to fuck me again when you get back. Uh, OK. I tell wingman the deal and give me an hour and I will go with him.
Off to bed we go for another session, this one livelier than the others. No making love tonight, we are full throttle fucking. She is aggressive and taking things up a notch. I figure she is trying to stake her claim and make sure I am tired out and satisfied before I go out to the jungle. We finish in an hour and she is purring and watching TV. I take a shower and get dressed and kiss her goodbye. She reminds me of the deal and says she will be waiting, pulling back the covers to show me her pussy and running her fingers over her clit while moaning and making come fuck me faces. I tell her I remember, with a kiss on her pussy and then on her mouth, to let her get a taste of herself.
Me and wingman take a taxi to centro and the clock tower. We get there about 11:30 pm. Yup, just as I remember, a square filled with girls but not very many guys. It's a buyers' market. Music coming from too many places at once and the mix of smells of cheap perfume, burnt chicken and a slight sewer smell. The place is full of 6's and 7's, all shapes, sizes and colors. The girls are a bit more aggressive than usual. Approaching and touching a lot. Trying to walk too much was a hassle, getting grabbed by the hand and other places at every turn.
Both me and wingman kept chatting up girls to get a feel for pricing, my limited Spanish holds me back a little but we asked for prices to spend the night. On average, the 7's and less were asking 150,000 ($53). When asked if I pick you would you go for 100,000 ($36), I heard yes almost all the time. Some would pass but a lot more said yes than no.
I approached a few 9's and they were asking at all points between 200,000 ($72) and 300,000 ($107) for the rest of the night and when I countered 125,000 ($45) and breakfast in bed, almost all said yes. I did not see any 10's, I assume the top shelf was already picked but there were plenty of knock outs and woman there that would stay in your dreams for months.
Wingman chatted up a few hotties, although his choices are so different than mine. Ah, the variety of life. He makes the deal with a solid 8 on my scale, if you disregard the tacky tattoos. We head back to the gate to catch a cab and in 10 minutes we are back to the condo. Maria is up, she is on the couch. They say Hello, to each other and I tell her let's go to our room, give them some space. She agrees and we head to our room with beer, rum and snack supplies. She said I hope you don't mind I was out there, I just wanted to see what he picked. I said no problem, your house too. She smiled and kissed me while I asked her what she thought of his pick. She said she is cute but she looks like a working girl. Not the kind of girl you take to dinner. I shrug and we drink a beer and have a few shots. She rolls a fatty and smokes up the place and then takes off my dress shirt to show me a hot red and lacy nightie. She said you owe me, you promised. I went down on her for two orgasm and we fucked for a bit but I wasn't going to finish. She was satisfied so we decided we would just go to sleep.
Another day down and I am going to sleep a little sad. The calendar is looming, my trip is coming close to the end. I am going to miss this girl.
Thanks a bunch Joe, honestly you're the teacher all need to learn from. One last question, in your experience what would be a fair price to pay hourly and for overnight? Going to Cartagena and Medellin and some of the chicks in Cartagena I see posted like 900.000 for overnight! That's insane. Obviously negotiations take place, just want to get an idea of what the market is like so I don't feed into the gringo mentality prices.Pricing is always an equation. It matters how old you are, what you look like, how you dress, how you smell, how you treat girls, how much game you got, what you are asking for, plus 100 other factors.
In my experience, I don't see much difference between short and long time pricing. An hour or two should cost you between 100,000 and 200,000. Depends on the girl, you and the list of services you seek.
An overnight should cost you 150,000 to 200,000 with the extra costs of beer, wine, food and the costs of restaurants and bars if you take her out.
That's my experience, others can jump in and tell theirs.
If your a reasonable looking guy, staying in a reasonable place, treat a girl well and are fun to be around, you will be posting in a few days asking for advice on how to get rid of the ***** because she won't leave.
The overnight pricing you are seeing on the website are nonsense. But you probably won't be able to pull those girls for an overnight at the prices I showed. They tend to just work short time, an hour or two. If all you want is incall service as easy as ordering a pizza, it's worth the call.
You got to get on your feet and go work some girls to find the ones that wants to take a break with a nice Gringo. There are tons of them out there. Once you hook one, she will pass you to her friends and you will have your pick.
Islamorada
05-05-19, 10:52
Long story short both me and the girl no longer have our phones working. Still have sim cards. It was my fault so where can I go and buy 2 unlocked phones for cheap?There are a number of small shopping centers at right hand side of Avenida Venezuela close to the Clock Tower. In one there is a phone shop left from the entrance ground floor. May be an alternative to CC Caribe.
Will be taking my first trip to Cartagena May 15, been to Medellin many times and Bogota as well. Found a super cheap flight so I figured I would give Cartagena a shot.
The Tall Man
05-05-19, 23:28
Another day down and I am going to sleep a little sad. The calendar is looming, my trip is coming close to the end. I am going to miss this girl.I get the desire of spending more time with a girls if everything is going so well, so why not! Been there and done that as recently as last month with a costena I met in Medellin, we ended up traveling through Colombia for 2 weeks, had more sex in those 2 weeks than most of my friends back in the states get in a year or two, seriously!
The only problem it that they get really attached and some do fall in love, I know my girl did. But it always comes a time to cut them loose and move on.
Good luck to you and you got her prepped well for the next guy, hehehehe.
The Tall Man.
Good luck to you and you got her prepped well for the next guy, hehehehe.Lucky for me, I am the next guy. I arrive on Tuesday and we spending another week together.
Yes, I have heard I love you already. But I know the deal. I am not stupid. She loves the way I treat her, the things I get for her, the comfortable places I stay and we seem to really hit the home run when it comes to sex together. We just fit each other well.
She says she does not want to get paid, just cover the cost of her to travel back to town from her town. I think she knows I will give her something anyway. We will see how much love she is in when I leave after the week and she got less than she probably expected.
I will spend another week and see where it goes.
Hi guys,
Having major trouble finding a place that we can take girls back with no issues I keep seeing Juan's place mentioned but nothing about where that specific location is, thanks in advance for any help you can give me.
Last full day of the trip, we fly out tomorrow. Wake up and have sex with the smoking hot chica lying next to me. Get up and have some breakfast. Wingman and the clock tower girl are gone. Take Maria to the pool so she can worship the sun for a few hours. I take her to the mall and the shops in Bocagrande, mostly just walking around window shopping. I bought a few t-shirts for myself and I got her a few baubles that cost me less than 30,000 ($11). We spend the rest of the day just lying around the condo and fucking.
Dinner time and she is having some phone drama, don't know what's it about but I learned a long time ago, when a girl is on her phone and getting aggravated, best to just let it be and not get involved. She is not amped to go to dinner so wingman and I decide to get a nice meal for our last night in town.
We head to the Pietro for an early dinner, a nice Italian restaurant in Boca. All the food we had was top notch and tasted awesome. Calamari, lobster lasagna, cannelloni with spinach, a pasta dish with a bunch of seafood in the sauce (can't remember the name of it) and tiramisu for dessert. With 6 drinks and tip, we got for 180,000 ($65). I also ordered a salad with chicken to go for Maria.
Back to the condo just as the sun is setting. I give her the chicken salad and she is thankful that I thought of her. She eats while me and wingman just do some shots and have some beers. He says he is having the same girl from last night come over again.
Maria tells me she is not feeling great and is going to lay down. Around 9 pm I go to the bedroom and lay with her and try to get her started but she is not responding. I get up and leave her be. Tabitha had been blowing up my phone for the last two days. When you coming by to fuck me like you said you would. I take a shot and send her a message to see if she is around. Half an hour later she responds, she is home, come get some. A quick shower and another half hour later I am on my way down the street.
She greets me at the door wearing the same negligee as the last time. How original I thought. Not much preliminary, she just leads me to the bedroom and takes off her clothes. I snap a pic (see below) and she comes over and starts kissing me and undresses me. Nothing intimate here like with Maria, just some straight up animal sex. Bunch of positions, she is a wildcat putting in a lot of effort. I guess having sex with someone different after Maria for 5 nights, was a treat. She wore me down in about 40 minutes and I blew a load on her tits.
We never talked money so when I got dressed I handed her 120,000 ($43) and she was happy. Kiss goodbye and I am on way back to the condo. I get home and take a shower, have a smoke and a beer and head to bed.
Maria stirs awake when I get in bed and she starts nibbling my neck and running her hands on legs and crotch. For fuck sakes, now you want sex. She works at it a bit and gets me hard with her mouth but once the condom went on for penetration, I just couldn't keep it rock hard. I had a semi for most of the action but she rode away and did not seem to care. Once she came from riding me, I let her know I was good and we stop.
Snuggles and sleep, I got a flight tomorrow.
Tuesday morning and we fuck again when we get up. We have some breakfast and pack our bags. I need to leave by 11 am to get to the airport. We are ready to go by 10 am so we got an hour to kill. She takes me to the bedroom for one last blowjob before I leave. After we finish, I hand her an envelope with her money in it. She never looks in it, she just hugs me and says thank you for a great trip, tells me she had a great time and she wants me to come back soon to see her and we do it again. She will miss me. I tell her the same thing, what a great girl she is, what a good partner she was the entire trip. I can't remember one time I get pissy or upset or even annoyed with her the entire 5 days. That is pretty good for me as I can be high maintenance at times. I owed her 300,000 X 3 days (2 nights were free) plus 40,000 for the bus here and back. So in total she was due 940,000 ($336) and I gave her 1,100,000 ($393) in the envelope and gave her the rest of the small bills I had in my wallet, 70 K or so, when I dropped her at the bus stop.
We all head downstairs, I throw my key to the doorman and off we go. I have the taxi drop her at the bus station and head to the airport. We have one last smoke outside the terminal when I realize I left an envelope with $300 hidden in the closet of the condo. Fuck dude, rookie mistake. The safe was not working so I was hiding cash. Check in for flights, get stamped out of country and off to the plane with no hassles.
Hugs for wingman, another great trip in the books. Fly into Fort Lauderdale for my 5 hour layover which turns into 6 hours because Spirit is a fuck tard airline. First problem I ever had with them. Land in Atlanta an hour late, it's about 2 am. Because Spirit is a budget airline they are in the terminal furthest from the front doors. Since it is so late, the fucking tram is not running and I have to walk the entire length of Atlanta airport to get to the taxi. Airport is one of the biggest in the world, it takes more than 45 minutes to walk the fucking thing, I am exhausted and not having a good finish. Finally get to the ground transportation and since the plane was late I missed the last shuttle (2 am) to my hotel where I stay, park and fly. A $20 taxi ride to get to my car and a 2 hour drive home. I arrive home about 5 am, a long travel day finally over.
Delta flies direct for about $800 and I pay about $400 or less on Spirit with all the hassles. I think I might just stop being a Cheap Charlie and take the Delta flights from now on.
Contact Juan by email about the money I left in condo. Explain where it is and ask him to retrieve it. In two hours he has the money and he sends it me via PayPal minus the 3% cost to send it. Awesome service Juan, this is why people should stick to the providers that are recommended and reviewed. Juan is a straight shooter and always responsive if you need anything or have a problem. Some of his properties are getting tired but the no hassle buildings he offers are a good value.
Damn, I miss that girl.
** This completes my adventure from my trip April 02 to April 09.
I head back down there tomorrow for part II of the Maria adventures.
The Tall Man
05-06-19, 16:47
Lucky for me, I am the next guy. I arrive on Tuesday and we spending another week together.
Yes, I have heard I love you already. But I know the deal. I am not stupid. She loves the way I treat her, the things I get for her, the comfortable places I stay and we seem to really hit the home run when it comes to sex together. We just fit each other well.
She says she does not want to get paid, just cover the cost of her to travel back to town from her town. I think she knows I will give her something anyway. We will see how much love she is in when I leave after the week and she got less than she probably expected.
I will spend another week and see where it goes.Sounds like you got your head on straight. What has helped me is not to have any expectations and go with the flow and don't take anything seriously.
Unfortunately I have a friend from California who has fallen in love with a 27 yo paisa that he met at a casa in Medellin a year ago, god knows how I have tried to talk some sense into this poor soul, I have told him how it is and yet he moves forward, urrrrrrrrrrrr.
And yes at the end of the day "how much you pay will become evident by their reaction and level of love they have for you". I just ended all contact with a paisa chica whom was a favorite of mine for over a year, the last time I was with her at the end of the night I handed her about 130 mil, we never talk about what I pay, and she "flipped the script" and was like "this is all"! Mind you I have traveled a number of times with her, partied for long weekend at fincas, never ever had an issue, yet she pulled this shit on me, I must admit I was a bit disappointed but not surprised as at the end of the day they are only putas, nothing more nothing less.
The Tall Man http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?581-Cali-Reports.
Sounds like you got your head on straight. What has helped me is not to have any expectations and go with the flow and don't take anything seriously.
Unfortunately I have a friend from California who has fallen in love with a 27 yo paisa that he met at a casa in Medellin a year ago, god knows how I have tried to talk some sense into this poor soul, I have told him how it is and yet he moves forward, urrrrrrrrrrrr.
And yes at the end of the day "how much you pay will become evident by their reaction and level of love they have for you". I just ended all contact with a paisa chica whom was a favorite of mine for over a year, the last time I was with her at the end of the night I handed her about 130 mil, we never talk about what I pay, and she "flipped the script" and was like "this is all"! Mind you I have traveled a number of times with her, partied for long weekend at fincas, never ever had an issue, yet she pulled this shit on me, I must admit I was a bit disappointed but not surprised as at the end of the day they are only putas, nothing more nothing less.
The Tall Man http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?581-Cali-Reports.When I was in my 30's I had a similar experience with a girl from Costa Rica. Fell hard for her, sent her $100 every couple of months in between trips to see her. Almost through away what is now a 23+ year marriage thinking I had to follow my heart. Once it became clear the love level match exactly to the cash flow level, I learned my lesson.
Keep trying to save the friend in California, it's our duty as mongers to keep trying to make them see the light. Yes, you will probably fail and he won't get it until he sees it for himself when it is too late but it is a lesson we all must learn on our own. As humans, it is hard not to fall into the trap. A hot chica that treats you so well and gives you the best sex of your life, how could you not fall in love at some point when you are playing with a girl who looks above your pay grade. The fantasy becomes reality and that is exactly what they play to, the fantasy.
My approach these days is to play to their fantasies too. We are both using the other for what we want. She wants a boyfriend who comes around a few times a year and goes away but continues to pay the bill. I want a hot girl who acts like she is in love, because I think the sex is much better this way once the rapport is built up.
I don't send money anymore, never will ever again. I did it with the one girl and learned my lesson. I don't care that her grandmother that died twice last year needs surgery this year. I don't care if her kids need money for school or she is short of her university payment this term. I know it's all bullshit and if it is not, well I give enough to charity at home anyway. I would rather send the money to the animal shelter and save some cats and dogs.
They are just girls and I give them what they want when I am with them. They want to be loved, respected and treated like a good girl. Show them a little compassion and treat them like a girlfriend and they give back 100 X more. I just cringe when I read the reports about how the guys treat the girls sometimes. They treat them like shit and then complain about the level of service. They insinuate that mongers are making up stories when they get a girl to vacation for a week for free or when the girl comes by for the night for a booty call without expecting any more than breakfast and a good fuck. They think it's not real because they never treated a girl like a girl so they never had a girl treat them back.
Tough call with your "paisa chica", I hate when it happens. I also know the feeling you had, the disappointment that she flips on you. Been there, done that. The beauty is that the feeling does not last long because you just delete from the list and call up the next one that is waiting for you to call. It's fun to be "in love" with the girl you have sex with, as long as you remember it is just for fun and not reality. Live the dream. You do you.
The Tall Man
05-07-19, 17:45
When I was in my 30's I had a similar experience with a girl from Costa Rica. Fell hard for her, sent her $100 every couple of months in between trips to see her. Almost through away what is now a 23+ year marriage thinking I had to follow my heart. Once it became clear the love level match exactly to the cash flow level, I learned my lesson.
Keep trying to save the friend in California, it's our duty as mongers to keep trying to make them see the light. Yes, you will probably fail and he won't get it until he sees it for himself when it is too late but it is a lesson we all must learn on our own. As humans, it is hard not to fall into the trap. A hot chica that treats you so well and gives you the best sex of your life, how could you not fall in love at some point when you are playing with a girl who looks above your pay grade. The fantasy becomes reality and that is exactly what they play to, the fantasy.
My approach these days is to play to their fantasies too. We are both using the other for what we want. She wants a boyfriend who comes around a few times a year and goes away but continues to pay the bill. I want a hot girl who acts like she is in love, because I think the sex is much better this way once the rapport is built up.
I don't send money anymore, never will ever again. I did it with the one girl and learned my lesson. I don't care that her grandmother that died twice last year needs surgery this year. I don't care if her kids need money for school or she is short of her university payment this term. I know it's all bullshit and if it is not, well I give enough to charity at home anyway. I would rather send the money to the animal shelter and save some cats and dogs.
They are just girls and I give them what they want when I am with them. They want to be loved, respected and treated like a good girl. Show them a little compassion and treat them like a girlfriend and they give back 100 X more. I just cringe when I read the reports about how the guys treat the girls sometimes. They treat them like shit and then complain about the level of service. They insinuate that mongers are making up stories when they get a girl to vacation for a week for free or when the girl comes by for the night for a booty call without expecting any more than breakfast and a good fuck. They think it's not real because they never treated a girl like a girl so they never had a girl treat them back.
Tough call with your "paisa chica", I hate when it happens. I also know the feeling you had, the disappointment that she flips on you. Been there, done that. The beauty is that the feeling does not last long because you just delete from the list and call up the next one that is waiting for you to call. It's fun to be "in love" with the girl you have sex with, as long as you remember it is just for fun and not reality. Live the dream. You do you.Totally agree, your like "my brother from another mother" as we have experienced the same things in life.
The Tall Man.
YippieKayay
05-09-19, 02:40
Anyone down there confirm if the street LDV and Isis is on has a couple of more clubs open? One of the street touts I know was telling me new places were going to open up on that street.
I'm heading down next month and am looking forward to fucking as many wide hipped chicas as I can.
This will be my first time visiting Cartagena. Is there a girl friendly hotel within walking distance of the clock tower? If not what other options do I have? Thanks for the help.
YippieKayay
05-09-19, 23:44
This will be my first time visiting Cartagena. Is there a girl friendly hotel within walking distance of the clock tower? If not what other options do I have? Thanks for the help.There's a dozen of them The chicas will show you when you pick them up.
NeilGeorge
05-10-19, 17:17
Anyone down there confirm if the street LDV and Isis is on has a couple of more clubs open? LDV was upstairs, above a jewelry store, near the police station.
There had been a casino next door. Last time I went by there was a sign in the window the space was for rent and was closed. Has it moved to a new location?
YippieKayay
05-11-19, 03:10
LDV was upstairs, above a jewelry store, near the police station.
There had been a casino next door. Last time I went by there was a sign in the window the space was for rent and was closed. Has it moved to a new location?Its in the old city now. It moved a long time ago.
Hello gents,
Planning my first trip to Cartagena and seeing that a lot of buildings (especially right on the beach) on Airbnb say that visitors are not allowed. Is this true? What are recommendations as to where to stay? Are the beaches in Cartagena nice for swimming, laying out?
Also, anybody know if the casinos have poker rooms and what kind of games they spread there?
Thank you I appreciate the help.
Hello gents,
I am looking to make my first trip to Cartagena. I have a couple of questions:
1. Are the buildings on the beach girl friendly? On Airbnb I am seeing a lot of buildings say that visitors are not allowed. I would like to stay near the beach and casinos. Any recommendations?
2. Anyone know if the casinos have poker rooms and what games they spread?
Thank you for your help.
Vadim.
Gregorio777
05-12-19, 03:41
Will be taking my first trip to Cartagena May 15, been to Medellin many times and Bogota as well. Found a super cheap flight so I figured I would give Cartagena a sfhot.I'm booked as well. I get there the 17th of May. Got an Airbnb booked as well so no hotel garbage. Any and all advice welcome my fellow mongers.
Gregorio777
05-12-19, 03:44
Booked and paid. Flight and airbnb.
I get in the 17th of May. I speak fluent Spanish, and I'm not shy. Any advice bros. What's a fair asking price if we're talking COP.
YippieKayay
05-12-19, 22:13
Booked and paid. Flight and airbnb.
I get in the 17th of May. I speak fluent Spanish, and I'm not shy. Any advice bros. What's a fair asking price if we're talking COP.Answer can be found here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3973-Cartagena-FAQ
Have fun.
Hello,
Found this listing. Anyone stayed in this unit and can confirm that this building is chica friendly.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/14222187?wl_source=list&wl_id=520601623&role=wishlist_owner&adults=1&guests=1&sl_alternate_dates_exclusion=true&source_impression_id=p3_1557706145_7P0JNvsGLjtm4vPR
Thanks.
Gregorio777
05-13-19, 03:35
Answer can be found here:
http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3973-Cartagena-FAQ
Have fun.Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'm super anxious to see how it all unfolds. I appreciate it bro.
YippieKayay
05-13-19, 22:34
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'm super anxious to see how it all unfolds. I appreciate it bro.It's a slower time of the year right now compared to early or late in the year. You'll be fine. Just stick to the tourist areas. There's little to no reason to go elsewhere for mongering.
YippieKayay
05-13-19, 22:36
Hello,
Found this listing. Anyone stayed in this unit and can confirm that this building is chica friendly.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/14222187?wl_source=list&wl_id=520601623&role=wishlist_owner&adults=1&guests=1&sl_alternate_dates_exclusion=true&source_impression_id=p3_1557706145_7P0JNvsGLjtm4vPR
Thanks.That's Juan so I think it should be fine. Then again people here won't post saying its chica friendly or not because lots of people going to these buildings for mongering means there will always be a bad apple or two. Explore and learn which buildings have rules.
(Hint, most allow some visitors up to a curfew).
Mates,
As mentioned in many posts before, chica friendly places are to be found. Rules vary a lot from place to place. A safe and secure option are motels. Bring the lady there for 2 hours and get back to your hotels without worries. Cost: around 20 usd for a good one.
I was just in ctg 1 week ago and that worked out perfectly.
Take care.
Gregorio777
05-14-19, 01:07
It's a slower time of the year right now compared to early or late in the year. You'll be fine. Just stick to the tourist areas. There's little to no reason to go elsewhere for mongering.Thanks for the words of wisdom. I am adventurous, and speak fluent Spanish, do you think its worth going to places like Pley Club, or Isis. Or any of those brothels outside the tourist area. I am green here, but my game is strong, and I don't look Gringo. So I was thinking hmm. Same rules may not apply. I will listen to your thoughts tho.
Thanks man, I appreciate it. I'm super anxious to see how it all unfolds. I appreciate it bro.I'll be in Bocagrande from the 18th to 25th.
Gregorio777
05-14-19, 03:58
I'll be in Bocagrande from the 18th to 25th.Haha good shit my man. I'm down to link up. And party. I already have my Phone linked up internationally and I have COP on the way from my bank. So I'm pretty set. I'm working prepagos via whatsapp as we speak to lay some ground work. I'm interested in seeing what the Torre Del Reloj area has female wise. I'm fluent in Spanish so I know it will help if adventure leads away from the tourist area. How's your Español.
YippieKayay
05-14-19, 13:14
Thanks for the words of wisdom. I am adventurous, and speak fluent Spanish, do you think its worth going to places like Pley Club, or Isis. Or any of those brothels outside the tourist area. I am green here, but my game is strong, and I don't look Gringo. So I was thinking hmm. Same rules may not apply. I will listen to your thoughts tho.Isis is inside the old city. It's the most expensive option but its point and click. If you speak Spanish and want something more laid back try La Dulce Vida around 11 pm. Keep in mind some days its dead and some days its hoping. Space is right next door. The chicas move around in herds.
If you leave the tourist areas you need to keep your wits about you. There isn't as much police presence and with the Venezuelan migrants showing up Cartagena isn't as safe as it once was.
Gregorio777
05-14-19, 18:32
Isis is inside the old city. It's the most expensive option but its point and click. If you speak Spanish and want something more laid back try La Dulce Vida around 11 pm. Keep in mind some days its dead and some days its hoping. Space is right next door. The chicas move around in herds.
If you leave the tourist areas you need to keep your wits about you. There isn't as much police presence and with the Venezuelan migrants showing up Cartagena isn't as safe as it once was.Thank you so much for the two cents. As I said the game is strong in this one. But I am green to this particular scene. So I listen to what you say. I'm going to attack it full throttle, and not get to drunk and always maintain wits.
Thank you for the knowledge. Are there any VIP scenes worth a look, like a particular club.
Haha good shit my man. I'm down to link up. And party. I already have my Phone linked up internationally and I have COP on the way from my bank. So I'm pretty set. I'm working prepagos via whatsapp as we speak to lay some ground work. I'm interested in seeing what the Torre Del Reloj area has female wise. I'm fluent in Spanish so I know it will help if adventure leads away from the tourist area. How's your Espaol.I'll probably see you at Playa Hollywood. Ask for Tony Montana, later in the afternoon. Torre del Reloj after 9 or so and by 10 pm hundreds of chicas. Too many choices and better rates. I would avoid anything out of the tourist areas at night. If you want a tour of the casas I have a young man who will arrange a daytime "experience. pretty reasonable.
Gregorio777
05-15-19, 00:34
I'll probably see you at Playa Hollywood. Ask for Tony Montana, later in the afternoon. Torre del Reloj after 9 or so and by 10 pm hundreds of chicas. Too many choices and better rates. I would avoid anything out of the tourist areas at night. If you want a tour of the casas I have a young man who will arrange a daytime "experience. pretty reasonable.Hollywood, good to go.
Ask for T. Montana anywhere specific?
Reloj after 10 pm, gotcha.
Daytime.
Tour of casas, I'm definitely interested.
Very wise words. Lifetime of wisdom here!!
When I was in my 30's I had a similar experience with a girl from Costa Rica. Fell hard for her, sent her $100 every couple of months in between trips to see her. Almost through away what is now a 23+ year marriage thinking I had to follow my heart. Once it became clear the love level match exactly to the cash flow level, I learned my lesson.
Keep trying to save the friend in California, it's our duty as mongers to keep trying to make them see the light. Yes, you will probably fail and he won't get it until he sees it for himself when it is too late but it is a lesson we all must learn on our own. As humans, it is hard not to fall into the trap. A hot chica that treats you so well and gives you the best sex of your life, how could you not fall in love at some point when you are playing with a girl who looks above your pay grade. The fantasy becomes reality and that is exactly what they play to, the fantasy.
My approach these days is to play to their fantasies too. We are both using the other for what we want. She wants a boyfriend who comes around a few times a year and goes away but continues to pay the bill. I want a hot girl who acts like she is in love, because I think the sex is much better this way once the rapport is built up..
IAmYourFather5
05-15-19, 03:37
Have arranged 3 meet ups with girls off SA and 3 have flaked. Have read about their legendary lack of appearance LOL.
If any of you chaps are around this week let me know.
Gregorio777
05-15-19, 03:47
Have arranged 3 meet ups with girls off SA and 3 have flaked. Have read about their legendary lack of appearance LOL.
If any of you chaps are around this week let me know.My Mannn stack, stack, stack, . Stack them upon stack them. Line up eight, ten, twelve, . Your flake factor will be less. I'll have four lined up, and still be working three, four more. And that I do anywhere, even here in the States. Better to have three down to show up, and you choose, then to be empty handed. I wish you luck. Mileroticos for prepagos and Colombian Cupid for more normal chicas. SA is mehh.
I'll arrive Thurs. Fri. And I'll be there a bit, so I'm game to get a squad together.
Hollywood, good to go.
Ask for T. Montana anywhere specific?
Reloj after 10 pm, gotcha.
Daytime.
Tour of casas, I'm definitely interested.Playa Hollywood is at the far end of Boacgrande. It's searchable on Google maps. You will find Tony there and lots of chicas, massage ladies, fruit vendors etc. More action later in the day. And since you speak Spanish you will have zero problems. There are just too many choices and between there and Torre Reloj later on, it can't get any easier.
Gregorio777
05-15-19, 03:57
Very wise words. Lifetime of wisdom here!!Agreed.
Gentlemen do not fall for the nonsense.
My phone was robbed. My phone broke when I dropped it, how can we talk if I have no phone. I need money for rent. My daughter is sick and needs medicine. My family has to move I need help paying the deposit. My family treats me bad I have to move, help me move. I just lost my job, I'm looking for work, please anything you can send will help. Etc etc etc. I have heard sooo many including all of the above. No. Unless you are in the presence of the female and can gain something from digging in your pocket, do not do it. Sending money from Afar I promise will never be enough for them, will never be appreciated, and will not get you anything genuine.
Gregorio777
05-15-19, 04:05
Playa Hollywood is at the far end of Boacgrande. It's searchable on Google maps. You will find Tony there and lots of chicas, massage ladies, fruit vendors etc. More action later in the day. And since you speak Spanish you will have zero problems. There are just too many choices and between there and Torre Reloj later on, it can't get any easier.Yeah I checked it out, watched some video, saw the vendors and everything. If you vouch for T. Montana, good to go. As you said that and then Torre the. Reloj later the choices should be bountiful.
You mentioned a daytime casa adventure. ID love to set that up since I do speak perfect Spanish and it'd be very interesting meandering away from the tourist area a bit.
You let me know. I get in late Thurs.
Booked and paid. Flight and airbnb.
I get in the 17th of May. I speak fluent Spanish, and I'm not shy. Any advice bros. What's a fair asking price if we're talking COP.People may get cheaper but I think 150,000 is fair for any girl. There is a lot of great talent but if you really want a girl, I'd pay a little more to get her if she absolutely won't budge. There was one night where it was early and a 9 was out by clock tower. She wouldn't budge below 200,000 but I said what about for just 45 minutes, I then said so you won't do it for 150,000 and she agreed. We went back took a shower and she agreed the time started when we started having sex. I was kind of rough and lasted like 25-30 min and took her back.
Much appreciation to all that helped me before and during my trip.
I had 7 girls, repeated with 2 for the entire day a night after a great session. Met them through online, clock tower and the clubs. 5/7 were great sessions and the 2 that were bad I had hesitations so If you have any listen to your big head, there is lots of talent and most are great.
I normally paid 150,000 for the HR and 300,000 to wife up. I did pay 100,000 to one girl but she was one of the girls I wouldn't repeat with.
As for lodging I won't name places but I stayed in 4 different places and the advice I would give is stay in decent place, if it's on Airbnb draft up and a generic question "Hi my names Bob, I'm visiting for a week in June and really like your place. I'm clean and respectful and want to me upfront so do you and the apartment allow girl visitors? Do they to bring their ID, is there any fee?" Send something like to every place your interested in and most will respond and be upfront. Don't be bashful. I also didn't have any problems at the hotel but whatever you book, book it for 2 people and make sure they don't need the details of the second person prior to check in.
I will definitely learn Spanish before I go back but it isn't a problem. As long as you have the translate app and have it on conversation mode, you should be fine. Just make sure you have a good plan because service can get a little iffy at the clubs at night. So consider downloading the English and Spanish packs for google translate.
I enjoyed Venezuelans more but I think I just found them more attractive.
Everyone should enjoy their trips and treat these girls with respect. You don't need to overpay them but just understand girls in the states are usually doing this to fuel a drug habit, girls there are doing it usually to help their family.
John Gault
05-15-19, 16:22
Yeah I checked it out, watched some video, saw the vendors and everything. If you vouch for T. Montana, good to go. As you said that and then Torre the. Reloj later the choices should be bountiful.
You mentioned a daytime casa adventure. ID love to set that up since I do speak perfect Spanish and it'd be very interesting meandering away from the tourist area a bit.
You let me know. I get in late Thurs.Tony is a known rip off man. He will over charge you for everything. He also begs you to buy him drinks.
To the left of Tony's spot is a guy who is honest. I don't remember his exact name, but it sounds like foul.
One other thing for you to consider is Tony does know a lot of beach girls. So if you don't mind his ripoff ways then he does have some sharp beach girls he can hook you up with. Of course it is not cheap. I think 250 K is the price which he gets a cut of.
Tony is a known rip off man. He will over charge you for everything. He also begs you to buy him drinks.
To the left of Tony's spot is a guy who is honest. I don't remember his exact name, but it sounds like foul.
One other thing for you to consider is Tony does know a lot of beach girls. So if you don't mind his ripoff ways then he does have some sharp beach girls he can hook you up with. Of course it is not cheap. I think 250 K is the price which he gets a cut of.Tony is a pain in the ass but I was quoted 200 k except for the best lookers who wanted 300 K. 200 is what I think is fair.
Gregorio777
05-16-19, 01:14
Much appreciation to all that helped me before and during my trip.
I had 7 girls, repeated with 2 for the entire day a night after a great session. Met them through online, clock tower and the clubs. 5/7 were great sessions and the 2 that were bad I had hesitations so If you have any listen to your big head, there is lots of talent and most are great.
I normally paid 150,000 for the HR and 300,000 to wife up. I did pay 100,000 to one girl but she was one of the girls I wouldn't repeat with.
As for lodging I won't name places but I stayed in 4 different places and the advice I would give is stay in decent place, if it's on Airbnb draft up and a generic question "Hi my names Bob, I'm visiting for a week in June and really like your place. I'm clean and respectful and want to me upfront so do you and the apartment allow girl visitors? Do they to bring their ID, is there any fee?" Send something like to every place your interested in and most will respond and be upfront. Don't be bashful. I also didn't have any problems at the hotel but whatever you book, book it for 2 people and make sure they don't need the details of the second person prior to check in.
I will definitely learn Spanish before I go back but it isn't a problem. As long as you have the translate app and have it on conversation mode, you should be fine. Just make sure you have a good plan because service can get a little iffy at the clubs at night. So consider downloading the English and Spanish packs for google translate.
I enjoyed Venezuelans more but I think I just found them more attractive.
Everyone should enjoy their trips and treat these girls with respect. You don't need to overpay them but just understand girls in the states are usually doing this to fuel a drug habit, girls there are doing it usually to help their family.Thank you for your knowledge, and advice. I appreciate it, especially being my adventure is just beginning. What would you say about the club scene, what's the hottest spot, how's the VIP situation if you know at all. And cost. Aka bottle service etc.
Thank you for your knowledge, and advice. I appreciate it, especially being my adventure is just beginning. What would you say about the club scene, what's the hottest spot, how's the VIP situation if you know at all. And cost. Aka bottle service etc.I can't really comment on all the club scene as I think there is a lot but from my experience later in the night from the clock tower the girls go to Space or La Dolce Vita. There are some others in the same area but it seemed the girls were working for the club and it didn't seem organic picking up the girls. Space and La Dolce Vita have no cover, it is frowned upon to not buy anything though so if you plan to stay for more than 30 min buy atleast a water. I went solo so I wasn't trying to do VIP or drink heavy, I really just went for the girls but I bought Coronas throughtout the nights at La Dolce Vita and it wasn't bad. Sunday night isn't a good night at any place really. Every other night was great though. There are plenty of other bars and actual clubs as well. It's tough to experience it all in a short amount of time but have fun and stay safe. Lots of people will try to help you and hustle you, act like you know where your going and what you want and that you appreciate them but don't need their help.
Thank you for your knowledge, and advice. I appreciate it, especially being my adventure is just beginning. What would you say about the club scene, what's the hottest spot, how's the VIP situation if you know at all. And cost. Aka bottle service etc.Big bro. I will get you some advice. Don't even think about bottle service. You need to stay mobile. Doing bottle service makes you sit in one place. You need to be able to move around between the chicas to see your choice. It's not like the states where the chicas will come to you because you Poppin bottles. They could careless. They want ya pesos. So definitely stay fluid. Move between clock tower and clubs. So you can find ya sweet lick.
Gregorio777
05-16-19, 14:21
I can't really comment on all the club scene as I think there is a lot but from my experience later in the night from the clock tower the girls go to Space or La Dolce Vita. There are some others in the same area but it seemed the girls were working for the club and it didn't seem organic picking up the girls. Space and La Dolce Vita have no cover, it is frowned upon to not buy anything though so if you plan to stay for more than 30 min buy atleast a water. I went solo so I wasn't trying to do VIP or drink heavy, I really just went for the girls but I bought Coronas throughtout the nights at La Dolce Vita and it wasn't bad. Sunday night isn't a good night at any place really. Every other night was great though. There are plenty of other bars and actual clubs as well. It's tough to experience it all in a short amount of time but have fun and stay safe. Lots of people will try to help you and hustle you, act like you know where your going and what you want and that you appreciate them but don't need their help.Thank you man, and I hear you. I'm flying solo as well, so I was debating on whether I bother with bottle service, VIP. Etc. Since I'm not trying to get annihilated, and I want to keep my wits about me. And just focus on the girls.
The info helps tho, so thank you. And I hear you, act like I've been there, with a purpose, graciously deny and walk away. I gotcha man. I'll see if I can check out some "casas." Brothels. And give a report.
IAmYourFather5
05-16-19, 16:38
Tony is a pain in the ass but I was quoted 200 k except for the best lookers who wanted 300 K. 200 is what I think is fair.Went to Playa Hollywood yesterday but was pretty empty. Had been raining an hour or two earlier though so was that the reason? How many chicas are there usually down there?
Otherwise went to Isis and "pointed and clicked" as someone put it. Beautiful dark haired girl. Went to a local motel. They insisted on ID BTW. Anyway the whole thing was way too hurried. She said she needed to get back to the club. Err! And no OWO or 69. Meeeh. 450 k paid in the club for the takeaway and 120 k for the motel. Way too much, especially for a shite punt.
Might have to be the clock tower tonight as my dinner date just told me she can’t actually speak English... fk sake!
Went to Playa Hollywood yesterday but was pretty empty. Had been raining an hour or two earlier though so was that the reason? How many chicas are there usually down there?
Otherwise went to Isis and "pointed and clicked" as someone put it. Beautiful dark haired girl. Went to a local motel. They insisted on ID BTW. Anyway the whole thing was way too hurried. She said she needed to get back to the club. Err! And no OWO or 69. Meeeh. 450 k paid in the club for the takeaway and 120 k for the motel. Way too much, especially for a shite punt.
Might have to be the clock tower tonight as my dinner date just told me she cant actually speak English... fk sake!Thats why I don't like going to the clubs that employ the girls. Doesn't seem organic to me and I think your experience is more common opposed to Space etc. However I never tried Isis just the club a block down from Space.
IAmYourFather5
05-16-19, 20:26
Thats why I don't like going to the clubs that employ the girls. Doesn't seem organic to me and I think your experience is more common opposed to Space etc. However I never tried Isis just the club a block down from Space.Yup fair enough. Will have a look at Space tonight.
Tony is a pain in the ass but I was quoted 200 k except for the best lookers who wanted 300 K. 200 is what I think is fair.Do yourself a favor and stay as far away from Tony as possible. He is the biggest crook on the beach. He will over charge you for everything. God forbid he gets your cell phone number, he will harass you every day to no end. He will charge you $10,000 peso for a beer. Go anywhere else, it is $4000. Tony is an asshole, plain and simple.
Do yourself a favor and stay as far away from Tony as possible. He is the biggest crook on the beach. He will over charge you for everything. God forbid he gets your cell phone number, he will harass you every day to no end. He will charge you $10,000 peso for a beer. Go anywhere else, it is $4000. Tony is an asshole, plain and simple.No one else has 10-12 chicas on the beach under umbrellas for your selection. Entertainment value is worth the hassle if dealing with him. If you are stupid enough to pay too much or give him your cell phone, then you are a sucker anyway.
Went to Playa Hollywood yesterday but was pretty empty. Had been raining an hour or two earlier though so was that the reason? How many chicas are there usually down there?
Otherwise went to Isis and "pointed and clicked" as someone put it. Beautiful dark haired girl. Went to a local motel. They insisted on ID BTW. Anyway the whole thing was way too hurried. She said she needed to get back to the club. Err! And no OWO or 69. Meeeh. 450 k paid in the club for the takeaway and 120 k for the motel. Way too much, especially for a shite punt.
Might have to be the clock tower tonight as my dinner date just told me she cant actually speak English... fk sake!Rain will kill it. But toward the end of the day is better. Usually 10 chicas, and others pass through. Tony is an asshole but you have too toughen up. LOL.
Gregorio777
05-17-19, 05:07
Big bro. I will get you some advice. Don't even think about bottle service. You need to stay mobile. Doing bottle service makes you sit in one place. You need to be able to move around between the chicas to see your choice. It's not like the states where the chicas will come to you because you Poppin bottles. They could careless. They want ya pesos. So definitely stay fluid. Move between clock tower and clubs. So you can find ya sweet lick.I'm from Chicago, good lookin man, I appreciate your two cents bro. I feel what you're saying. I gotchu.
If you're in town homie I'm down to link up and attack. I get in late Friday night. And I'll be around for a bit. Let me know. Good looking out.
I'm from Chicago, good lookin man, I appreciate your two cents bro. I feel what you're saying. I gotchu.
If you're in town homie I'm down to link up and attack. I get in late Friday night. And I'll be around for a bit. Let me know. Good looking out.I'll be there the Gringo with Cuba jewely. Getting my feet massaged at Playa Hollywood.
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05-18-19, 00:53
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Big bro. I will get you some advice. Don't even think about bottle service. You need to stay mobile. Doing bottle service makes you sit in one place. You need to be able to move around between the chicas to see your choice. It's not like the states where the chicas will come to you because you Poppin bottles. They could careless. They want ya pesos. So definitely stay fluid. Move between clock tower and clubs. So you can find ya sweet lick.True statement! Although me and my boys were there in March and we always got bottle service at LDV, and we had no issues meeting women there. The key is tell them you want to be by the door, so you see what comes in and what leaves. We went so often and bought so many bottles every night when we walked in they would kick whoever was at our spot out and set us up.
Big bro. I will get you some advice. Don't even think about bottle service. You need to stay mobile. Doing bottle service makes you sit in one place. You need to be able to move around between the chicas to see your choice. It's not like the states where the chicas will come to you because you Poppin bottles. They could careless. They want ya pesos. So definitely stay fluid. Move between clock tower and clubs. So you can find ya sweet lick.I agree Starlord1, but when me and my boys were there a few months ago, we popped bottles all the time at LDV, but we had the key location of being by the door. That way you can see what comes in and what goes, we had no issues of girls coming to come chat with us, or picking up when they came in. We're actually heading back next week for Memorial weekend, if anyone still there and wants to hang with us, hit me up.
YippieKayay
05-18-19, 05:11
For playa hollywood go around 2-4 pm. Most chicas won't come out in the morning. You shouldn't pay more than 200 k for short time with any of them.
Always keep all your beer bottles with you, even the empty ones, and get the price of everything or threaten to walk away. That way you can come up with the final bill instead of being ripped off by the server. I think aguilas are 6 k and food is always horribly over priced (2 x or 3 x) but whatever you're being served on a beach. I tend to predrink on my balcony anyway then go down after I get some lunch. I give the massage women more than I spend on anything else there except the chicas. Those women are usually single moms supporting a bunch of their own kids or adopted ones.
Its usually a bad idea to ask for a girl because the server will do stupid shit like call them and try to keep you around. Then he'll start pouring her expensive cocktails. If you don't see anything you like leave after 30 minutes.
I'm from Chicago, good lookin man, I appreciate your two cents bro. I feel what you're saying. I gotchu.
If you're in town homie I'm down to link up and attack. I get in late Friday night. And I'll be around for a bit. Let me know. Good looking out.Funny. I'm from Chicago to LOL. From the south side roseland area. I will be there for Father's day weekend. I wish I could roll. Live it up.
Manizales911
05-18-19, 21:38
True statement! Although me and my boys were there in March and we always got bottle service at LDV, and we had no issues meeting women there. The key is tell them you want to be by the door, so you see what comes in and what leaves. We went so often and bought so many bottles every night when we walked in they would kick whoever was at our spot out and set us up.Sounds like you had a good time, no trip report?
Sounds like you had a good time, no trip report?I didn't think it would be too, exciting. Same story 3 guys, just partying too much, drinking too much, and well meeting too many women to have energy for. But I'll do up a quick summary so people can learn from our mistakes that we initially made, in the next few days.
I agree Starlord1, but when me and my boys were there a few months ago, we popped bottles all the time at LDV, but we had the key location of being by the door. That way you can see what comes in and what goes, we had no issues of girls coming to come chat with us, or picking up when they came in. We're actually heading back next week for Memorial weekend, if anyone still there and wants to hang with us, hit me up.I feel you. I like to be mobile and I'm usually solo so I'm not going to be drinking a whole bottle my self. Live it up.
Eszpresszo
05-19-19, 16:14
Sounds like you had a good time, no trip report?Well, that might take a bit more imagination. You know how be-boys like to talk.
Day one hit the ground running and went for a massage over at Playa Hollywood and a hottie was there getting a.
Pedicure. Right off the bat got hooked up with a wife. May roll with her or not. Nypho total, but then showed signs of neediness, a littl but a good conversation is nice. So it's the usual dilemma whether to keep her around or not for the rest of the time. Negotiations have started. LOL.
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