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I'd like to throw my 2 cents in on the subject of crime in Medellin.
I'm finishing up 2 weeks staying in El Centro and walking all over the area, daytime into early evening. This is my 3rd time in Medellin.
I haven't been robbed, threatened, or hasseled once.
Maybe I've been lucky, naive or my time is coming. OR maybe I'm doing something right.
I've spent the vast majority of my chica time in the 2 Red Light districts in El Centro. Been there at least 3 dozen times, mostly the one at Carrera 53 y Calle 51. I make it a point to be out of there by 8 pm. At night.
During the daytime there's a whole day shift cadre of chicas, shopowners, shoppers, employees, families, and children. Also there is alot of police, security guards, and para-military around. It feels safe to me.
My 4 rules are:
1. Dress ´down´
2. Dont bring valuables
3. Dont bring a wallet
4. DONT BRING VERY MUCH MONEY.
I personally feel the crime situation scenario is way over blown. In my time here I´ve never felt afraid.
Out
Frank, Justemp & Ricker:
Q: How does a real man know when a woman has an orgasm?
A: A real man doesn't care.Well first of all, I was only being SARACASTIC when I was talking about how many orgasms a chica has had, because the other dude was going on and on about it.
Do you really think I count them?
Hello, high school was over for me quite a while ago.
Secondly, your definition of a real man is way off from mine.
That's probably why chicas dig me amigo, cause I do care. :)
FireWalker
07-03-09, 18:17
As my guest said, if 2 of his large fingers went in, why not the rest. But in my case, I think my head is 3 fingers, so it will take a little more convincing.
Frank Casio!Frank, that's because you have really small fingers!
FireWalker
07-03-09, 18:24
There most likely targeting easy targets. If that happens to be gringos so be it. Please don't make it seem as if these perps are letting Colombians who are easy targets just walk on by as they lie in wait for the English guy. They will mug ANYONE.
The bottom line is you need to be really careful, don't travel alone, carry nice things or lots of money, wear flashy stuff, etc... The same as you would do in any major city, just double. Not a big deal really.In the case of the five guys that got robbed on the way to Carrefour and 2 in Poblado, whether you are traveling alone didn't make much of a difference. The risk/reward for the thieves is better with more than one. If you dress in a low key way, you may have a lower chance of detection.
With all the talk about crime etc. I, m wondering about atm verus cash etc. My wiingman and I are still coming down to medillin regardless of these mixed reports. We are Canadian so don't want to bring canuck bucks with us as it may be hard to cambio? So we will be relying on atm's
How reliable are they? Are there lots? What do most of you pooners do re-dinero?
Cheers
JazzPlayer
07-04-09, 00:51
In the case of the five guys that got robbed on the way to Carrefour and 2 in Poblado, whether you are traveling alone didn't make much of a difference. The risk/reward for the thieves is better with more than one. If you dress in a low key way, you may have a lower chance of detection."As Willie Sutton the bank robber said when asked why he robbed banks, 'because that's where the money is'."
Poblado is a magnet for jerks of all types. I personally hate poblado, never go there, avoid it like addictions, and wonder why of why other mongers like it there. Other than Loutron's, which is the very best, why would anyone want to go there. The Mansion? UGH!
If you are in Poblado and pasty white, you sir are a target.
I like the way Firewalker works.
Chau,
Jazz in MDE
FireWalker
07-04-09, 01:55
With all the talk about crime etc. I, m wondering about atm verus cash etc. My wiingman and I are still coming down to medillin regardless of these mixed reports. We are Canadian so don't want to bring canuck bucks with us as it may be hard to cambio? So we will be relying on atm's
How reliable are they? Are there lots? What do most of you pooners do re-dinero?
CheersATM is the best way. Make sure you call your card service number and tell them you will be in Colombia for whatever your dates are. Lots of ATM's.
JazzPlayer
07-04-09, 02:37
With all the talk about crime etc. I, m wondering about atm verus cash etc. My wiingman and I are still coming down to medillin regardless of these mixed reports. We are Canadian so don't want to bring canuck bucks with us as it may be hard to cambio? So we will be relying on atm's
How reliable are they? Are there lots? What do most of you pooners do re-dinero?
CheersThere is _no_ need to bring excessive amounts of cash. There are _plenty_ of ATM's that are all over Medellin. You can get all the cash you need on a day-to-day basis from the ATM's. There is no crime in Medellin, just fabulous Paisas. ;-)
Chau,
Jazz in MDE
MiamiHeatLuver
07-04-09, 03:01
Well first of all, I was only being SARACASTIC when I was talking about how many orgasms a chica has had, because the other dude was going on and on about it.
Do you really think I count them?Common bro, you dont count? It became my new hobby after reading some posts in here.
Manizales911
07-04-09, 03:08
With all the talk about crime etc. I, m wondering about atm verus cash etc. My wiingman and I are still coming down to medillin regardless of these mixed reports. We are Canadian so don't want to bring canuck bucks with us as it may be hard to cambio? So we will be relying on atm's
How reliable are they? Are there lots? What do most of you pooners do re-dinero?
CheersATM's are fairly reliable and plentiful and will give you the best exchange rate,leave the Canadian money at home,you will get fucked at the cambios.
That being said just be careful of your surroundings when at the ATM and have your wingman with you when you need to use them and avoid using them at night.
LuckyEddie
07-04-09, 04:50
Well first of all, I was only being SARACASTIC when I was talking about how many orgasms a chica has had, because the other dude was going on and on about it.
Do you really think I count them?
Hello, high school was over for me quite a while ago.
Secondly, your definition of a real man is way off from mine.
That's probably why chicas dig me amigo, cause I do care. :)My definition of a real man? I thought I posted an old joke. Let me check. ... yes that was an old joke. AND I can spot sarcasm a mile away, yours or any one else's.
This is a puta board. You guys were talking/joking about giving putas 8.5 orgasms. For me I give orgasms to chics that matter, chics I am NOT paying. If I gotta a TLN with a puta I got chemistry with I'll give it a shot. But when I'm in the casas or strip clubs for 1/2 hour or full hour I'm there to get off because it beats jerking off and I like the excitement. I'm not there to impress her. The last thing I would do is brag about giving a working girl an orgasm. Thats like posting about the money I received from the tooth fairy. JMHO.
Nino Bravo
07-04-09, 12:48
Hello, high school was over for me quite a while ago.
That's probably why chicas dig me "chicas dig me"???
I think the last time I heard someone say "chicks dig me" was when I was in high school. Jaja LMAO!
My definition of a real man? I thought I posted an old joke. Let me check. ... yes that was an old joke. AND I can spot sarcasm a mile away, yours or any one else's.
This is a puta board. You guys were talking/joking about giving putas 8.5 orgasms. For me I give orgasms to chics that matter, chics I am NOT paying. If I gotta a TLN with a puta I got chemistry with I'll give it a shot. But when I'm in the casas or strip clubs for 1/2 hour or full hour I'm there to get off because it beats jerking off and I like the excitement. I'm not there to impress her. The last thing I would do is brag about giving a working girl an orgasm. Thats like posting about the money I received from the tooth fairy. JMHO.Gottcha amigo, thanks for the update!
Maybe we should request a seperate "Orgasm" section and trade the orgasm banter there :)
What's the name of the chica on the right on the ORGY pic from Linda Chicas?
Hi guys,
These are some of La Mayorista cuties as posted by some of you on ISG. I have about 8 more from Loso69, but the files are so big I havn´t been able to shrink them.
The first Carolina was one of my girls that now works at the Medellin Mansion.
Geraldine, alias Demi Moore, you all know. The bare ass is one of the girls from "Casa Sexy" which one of my guests found moon lighting or working in La Mayorista. The second Carolina, the blonde, Loso69 picked up at La Mayorista.
Last but not least, is the foursome orgy perpetrated on those 4 Poor cuties from Casa Lindas Chicas, by the infamous Loso69, PanamaMike, VicsPics and yours truly,
Frank Casio!
Vandadio, went to the cambio in Ovieda today, and got 1710 pesos for my C$, at xe.com the rate is 1812, so I guess that is about a 6% hit. Pretty ugly, I guess, the usual cdn / us rate is about a 3% loss. I brought them with me, so might as well use them. There is no trouble exchanging C$ for pesos, just bring your passport
Bonobo Pan
07-04-09, 23:53
Greetings!
Hello all. I will be coming to Medellin next week and would appreciate a good taxi driver contact info. someone who speaks a little english, possibly who knows how to get chicas and will not over charge me.
Thanks in advance
BP
Still Learning
07-05-09, 09:21
Other than Loutron's, which is the very best, why would anyone want to go there.I hear this a LOT and just cannot understand it. But have only been there once so maybe I have the wrong impression of Loutrons.
This was before I was a member of ISG so was not thinking of reports and did not take any notes. But. Here is what I (vaguely) remember.
- I had heard of it from friends, so wanted to check it out. Of course I did not know the address so asked a few taxi drivers. Luckily one knew where it was. The taxi driver first took me to the wrong place (a few doors down), but figured it out pretty fast.
It is really out of the way in the middle of a residential area. Not sure how many taxis normally drive by there so you are pretty much at the Management's mercy. I. E. Don't be an asshole or start any fights there. Of course that is normal advice for anywhere, but especially here.
Very interesting layout. There is a little bar with a few tables and chairs around. There were a couple of other guys there, but that's it. Ordered a beer. Forgot what it cost but was not a rip-off. Normal bar prices. Good start.
The lady in charge calls out the girls. They all walk in one at a time like models on a catwalk, and the lady calls out the name of each as she walks in and out. Note that only one is in the room at a time. They walk in and walk out. No lineup. They wear these weird outfits that kinda look like white lab coats, just more fitted.
I was *very* unimpressed. The girls were ok, not great. Certainly a big letdown after the reputation this place has. Big fake boobs, big asses, but not really a "friendly" look to them. Not mean, but definately professionals. Not really my cup of tea. I prefer a more GFE feel to my girls.
I forgot the name of the girl I picked. Think it was Ana but not sure. The names are fake anyway. She was the least indifferent looking of the lot and had a pretty good body (except for the large fake boobs which I hate).
We went into one of the rooms which were in a different physical building from the bar (but same lot). This place is really set up in an interesting manner. Must have been something else before. The rooms were nice, clean, but the mattress was on the floor! For what they charge they could probably afford a bed, but. It did not detract from the experience, just odd. There was a shower in the room so I took a quick shower.
I like to start out with light kissing. But nogo. She would not let me kiss. WTF. This is Colombia, not frikking Nebraska! However I could roam and kiss the body. Other than that she was more friendly than I anticipated from the waiting room, so that was good. Maybe she just felt bad about limiting me a little? The body was what I expected. Big boobs big ass though a little thicker than I like. Her boobs were a pleasant surprise. They were fake but felt pretty good. She must have been large to start with and just added a bit. Yay.
She gave me a covered BJ. Which I stopped early as I hate covered! Then missionary to finish but pretty mechanical. Unfortunately I did not last long. Not quickly enough to go for round two, but too short to fill up my time. She had a cigarrette (asking me first) then we chatted a bit.
She did ask me for a tip, and I stupidly gave one. That's why I am "Still Learning.".
I forgot what they charged, but it was a lot for Colombia. The number $180 sticks in my mind, but cannot remember if 180 US or 180K cop. Anyone else remember their price? Either way it was the worst sex I had in Colombia and the most I paid for it.
Getting out is a bit of a pain. They call a cab for you, then you sit around for 10 minutes waiting. After I am done I just want to leave dammit. That is why we pay for it. So we can leave when we are done.
If that was the best Colombia had to offer I would never go back. Luckily the rest of the time was filled with hot young women. But sadly not from a casa and I don't have contact info (remember this was before I was an ISG member so did not think about reports).
ST
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JazzPlayer
07-05-09, 13:42
Greetings!
Hello all. I will be coming to Medellin next week and would appreciate a good taxi driver contact info. someone who speaks a little english, possibly who knows how to get chicas and will not over charge me.
Thanks in advance
BPHere is my favorite taxi guy, totally legit, on time, newer clean car, ingelligent.
http://www.medellintaxi.com/
I am biased; he is a friend.
Chau,
Jazz in MDE
You can try Jaime at cell #314 870 6228 or e-mail at [Email address deleted by Admin]. He e seemed realiable and a go getter. Ask him about finding chicas as I didin't use him for that.
Buena suerte
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Greetings!
Hello all. I will be coming to Medellin next week and would appreciate a good taxi driver contact info. someone who speaks a little english, possibly who knows how to get chicas and will not over charge me.
Thanks in advance
BPI would call the Medellin Mansion, ask for Marcy.They have a guy named Hector I believe that speaks great english.He knows the deal and many girls.
Fernando is the most knowledgeable on Medellin but his english is near zero.
If you think Loutrons has better chics than FaseII you must not have ever been there. The Mansion has better looking ones than Loutron. Loutron girls have very nice bodies; faces? I know most of them and know their American boyfriends also.
Zig Monger
07-05-09, 14:40
I would suggest Fernando, who hangs out at the Mansion. He is a young kid, english is good, and he knows all the spots. Will be your guide for about 10. Per hour. I don't have his phone number, but someone seeing this post will have it.
Ziggy
World Travel 69
07-05-09, 15:29
If you use the Median rate your exchange was not that bad.
Median price = 1,781.56 / 1,844.81. This is for Canadian Money.
XE gives you the bank exchange rate between banks. Always to high for us.
Vandadio, went to the cambio in Ovieda today, and got 1710 pesos for my C$, at xe.com the rate is 1812, so I guess that is about a 6% hit. Pretty ugly, I guess, the usual cdn / us rate is about a 3% loss. I brought them with me, so might as well use them. There is no trouble exchanging C$ for pesos, just bring your passport
LuckyEddie
07-05-09, 19:51
Vandadio, went to the cambio in Ovieda today, and got 1710 pesos for my C$, at xe.com the rate is 1812, so I guess that is about a 6% hit. Pretty ugly, I guess, the usual cdn / us rate is about a 3% loss. I brought them with me, so might as well use them. There is no trouble exchanging C$ for pesos, just bring your passport1812? The dollar has been north of 2000 for over 6 months. Friday was 2097 as there was a Holiday in the US. Dude you took an 18% hit.
Don't bring foreign cash.
Deposit that cash in your account that has a debit card attached to it.
Make sure your pin# is 4 digit as some ATMs only accept 4 digit pins.
Call you bank before you go finding out your daily limit.
Call your bank before you go and let them know you will be travelling in Colombia and not to block your transactions. They will want the dates and the name of the cities.
Create a document with all of your bank acct numbers, card numbers, 3 digit codes on the back, phone numbers of the banks, aba/account numbers from the bottom of your checks in case someone has to wire you money.
A good idea is to have two card like this in case you lose one. Also being able to transfer money between accounts over the internet is huge as well.
I don't know your exact situation but why you guys don't use the ATM 100% and your credit cards when necessary (have ID beforehand on your person) is waaaaaaay beyond me.
SlamCity7777
07-05-09, 22:51
"As Willie Sutton the bank robber said when asked why he robbed banks, 'because that's where the money is'."
Poblado is a magnet for jerks of all types. I personally hate poblado, never go there, avoid it like addictions, and wonder why of why other mongers like it there. Other than Loutron's, which is the very best, why would anyone want to go there. The Mansion? UGH!
If you are in Poblado and pasty white, you sir are a target.
I like the way Firewalker works.
Chau,
Jazz in MDEI just got back and had a perfectly awesome time in Poblado and Loutron is the very best.
I ask you this:
Where else to go? I had luck at The malls in Poblado meeting girls and like I said the girls at Lou's are the best...so for pro's and Reg Girls where do you recomend?
jP
If you use the Median rate your exchange was not that bad.
Median price = 1,781.56 / 1,844.81.
XE gives you the bank exchange rate between banks. Always to high for us.Live rates at 2009.07.06 01:29:54 UTC
1.00 COP = 0.000479157 USD
Colombia Pesos United States Dollars
1 COP = 0.000479157 USD 1 USD = 2,087.00 COP
World Travel 69
07-06-09, 03:55
I have been told this a few times.
You will not get the top price. YOU will get the Median rate. Which is what Oando.com quotes.
He is talking about Canadian Dollars, not US.
Live rates at 2009.07.06 01:29:54 UTC
1.00 COP = 0.000479157 USD
Colombia Pesos United States Dollars
1 COP = 0.000479157 USD 1 USD = 2,087.00 COP
LuckyEddie
07-06-09, 06:10
If you use the Median rate your exchange was not that bad.
Median price = 1,781.56 / 1,844.81. This is for Canadian Money.
XE gives you the bank exchange rate between banks. Always to high for us.Ignore my post. I was in USD. Thanks WT69 for contacting me and pointing out what was obvious to everyone but me.
1812? The dollar has been north of 2000 for over 6 months. Friday was 2097 as there was a Holiday in the US. Dude you took an 18% hit.
Don't bring foreign cash.
Deposit that cash in your account that has a debit card attached to it.
Make sure your pin# is 4 digit as some ATMs only accept 4 digit pins.
Call you bank before you go finding out your daily limit.
Call your bank before you go and let them know you will be travelling in Colombia and not to block your transactions. They will want the dates and the name of the cities.
Create a document with all of your bank acct numbers, card numbers, 3 digit codes on the back, phone numbers of the banks, aba/account numbers from the bottom of your checks in case someone has to wire you money.
A good idea is to have two card like this in case you lose one. Also being able to transfer money between accounts over the internet is huge as well.
I don't know your exact situation but why you guys don't use the ATM 100% and your credit cards when necessary (have ID beforehand on your person) is waaaaaaay beyond me.If you READ his post you'll see he is talking about Canadian dollars!
Loutron is a place you need only go once a trip. It can be a decent way to end (or start) a vacation since it's up the hill on the way to the road that takes you to the intl. Airport (and close to the Mansion as well I believe).
I suspect that Loutron has pretty strict house rules when it comes to stuff like BBBJ, dfk, etc. Since every report on it has never mentioned it (my experience too).
Still, if you can accept it for what it is, you can have a pretty good session. For my taste, venues like New Life are not erotic at all, sometimes even kind of depressing. So while the sessions aren't stellar at Loutron's, I can at least enjoy the superior facilities, the rooms are spacious and pristine, although the mattresses are on the floor as noted. You get a bit of a luxurious and private setting for your money; I suspect at least some Colombian executives make a pit stop at Loutron's when the day's business is done and they're going back to the airport on their way home to the wifey in Bogota..
If your spanish is good, try to chat up the girl before the session is over to get her cell # (assuming you liked her), that might open up some off-site possibilities with the L girls and their friends. That's probably the best way you can get the most out of your visit.
But I see no use in visiting Loutron more than once per trip.
JazzPlayer
07-06-09, 14:18
I just got back and had a perfectly awesome time in Poblado and Loutron is the very best.
I ask you this:
Where else to go? I had luck at The malls in Poblado meeting girls and like I said the girls at Lou's are the best...so for pro's and Reg Girls where do you recomend?
jPI like all of the outside bar parties with strata 2, 3, and 4 people. While my work is very white collar, I have a blue collar heart, so Poblado, Lleras, and the like are a negative to me straight away (except for Loutrons).
I like anywhere else in MDE, Carrera 70 and Carrera 80 are two favorites. THere are multitudes of bars and resturants with tables and chairs outside (La 70 is under construction just now, however). On the weekends and even weeknights the local parks are overflowing with cool people and beautiful women hanging out, drinking, talking,and dancing. That's where you will find me, often with my guitar.
Frankly, I avoid the Majorista just because it seems a little extreme to me. But I sure have spent time in the strip clubs in El Centro: Executivo, Maricabo, etc.
Medellin remains the best place I can think of because the people are so interesting and the women so beautiful.
Chau,
Jazz in MDE
Aussie Greg
07-06-09, 22:38
The "new Loutron" (like two years old now) is not close the the Mansion
Aussie Greg
Loutron is a place you need only go once a trip. It can be a decent way to end (or start) a vacation since it's up the hill on the way to the road that takes you to the intl. Airport (and close to the Mansion as well I believe).
I suspect that Loutron has pretty strict house rules when it comes to stuff like BBBJ, dfk, etc. Since every report on it has never mentioned it (my experience too).
Still, if you can accept it for what it is, you can have a pretty good session. For my taste, venues like New Life are not erotic at all, sometimes even kind of depressing. So while the sessions aren't stellar at Loutron's, I can at least enjoy the superior facilities, the rooms are spacious and pristine, although the mattresses are on the floor as noted. You get a bit of a luxurious and private setting for your money; I suspect at least some Colombian executives make a pit stop at Loutron's when the day's business is done and they're going back to the airport on their way home to the wifey in Bogota..
If your spanish is good, try to chat up the girl before the session is over to get her cell # (assuming you liked her), that might open up some off-site possibilities with the L girls and their friends. That's probably the best way you can get the most out of your visit.
But I see no use in visiting Loutron more than once per trip.
I'm going to school in Medellin in Septmeber, I have been reading a lot of posts about Massage parlos and ***** houses and I was just wondering if there was a places like la Bodeguita in Panama city, or like help disco in Rio, where the girls there are only pros and its a dance club, those are the places where I do best.
Thanks
Andres Smith
07-07-09, 07:42
Hey I'm a 24 year old guy who speaks English and French extremely good, so if any of you visitor who come to Colombia I'll help you in Bogota to get everything you need.
And Colombia is a nice place to visit and live, don't feel scared bout the bad publicity we receive from media, cause is not so bad. if you go to the right place and right people there's nothing to worry bout.
Again feel free to send me a message with all your inquires or call me.
+57 3005589628
Loutron is a place you need only go once a trip ... Actually if you missed it all together, you wouldn't be missing anything but an over-priced casa IMO.
Not my cup of tea, but we all have our preferences.
I'm not a big fan of el Poblado either really.
Hey an occasional dinner in the Parque Lleras, but like some of the other dudes on the board like Jazz man, I like meeting the "down to earth" people away from el Poblado.
CurrymasalaNYC
07-07-09, 17:59
I don't think there is anything like that. Though you can take girls to mangos. It's the same thing basically if you do that. Try casas and then find a girl you like and ask her.
I don't think there is anything like that. Though you can take girls to mangos. It's the same thing basically if you do that. Try casas and then find a girl you like and ask her.That's funny really.
You really don't have a clue what the other guy was asking do ya?
Are you the new Scooby? :)
I don't think there is anything like that. Though you can take girls to mangos. It's the same thing basically if you do that. Try casas and then find a girl you like and ask her.So what is the reasoning to ask girl from a casa to go to mangos?
Overdoze of coks.. I believe its dirt cheap in MDE.
I'm going to school in Medellin in Septmeber, I have been reading a lot of posts about Massage parlos and ***** houses and I was just wondering if there was a places like la Bodeguita in Panama city, or like help disco in Rio, where the girls there are only pros and its a dance club, those are the places where I do best.
ThanksNo dance clubs that are strictly pros that I am aware of. There are lots of pros mixed in the dance club scene. Lots of casas, strip clubs etc. Of couse you can always bring a pro to a dance club. It's really easy to do and these girls love to dance.
Pixelpirata
07-08-09, 18:08
I read at the GT forum that 30% of the university girls sell their services. I asked a paisa if this might be true;
Vanessa Zapata!
aja
eso es verdad
todas son prepagos
It´s good news for a mongerer!
LuckyEddie
07-09-09, 01:15
I read at the GT forum that 30% of the university girls sell their services. I asked a paisa if this might be true;
Vanessa Zapata!
aja
eso es verdad
todas son prepagos
It´s good news for a mongerer!30%? It must be true! But then your source Vanessa contradicts saying that they are ALL prepagos, so that's more than 30% now isn't it? Who are you going to believe some board or someone who really knows.
That's funny really.
You really don't have a clue what the other guy was asking do ya?
Are you the new Scooby? :)I hate to jump on someone publicly but privately I have expressed an opinion on CurrymasalaNYC. I'm in total agreement with Ricker and if your read all if his posts you will see that he has never been there. He goes from asking about flying down for one night to MM and the later is asking what kind of deal would he get if he stayed for 30 days. Give us a break, guy.
Markinno
Aussie Greg
07-09-09, 04:39
I reckon 90%
Aussie G.
I read at the GT forum that 30% of the university girls sell their services. I asked a paisa if this might be true;
Vanessa Zapata!
aja
eso es verdad
todas son prepagos
It´s good news for a mongerer!
Frank Casio
07-09-09, 19:54
Monday, 6 July 2009, las "casas" tour, Conejitas and all night party! I accompanied a few of my guests, VMonger and friend, on a tour of La Mayorista area and las "casas" in el Centro! Walked up La Mayorista "strip" right down the stairs from My Place at 3:30 PM. At this time all you can see is a few (5-10) of the less attractive girls with maybe a couple doable. The strip is very small, just about a block, but at night you get dozens of girls outside of the 3 dicos, 3-4 bars and a Casino. It's always a party atmosphere even early on when there are not that many girls around!
We continued up to La Mayorista complex with about 5 huge Supermarkets, same amount of banks and about 7-9 Mac machines. Good place to meet, normal girls who work in the local Supermarkets and Banks. We continued up Clle. 85 to Metro Ayura. Showed my guests where "Palmahia and "Mangos" are located, within walking distance from La Mayorista and Metro Ayura! When crossing over to Carrefour Las vegas, a 5 stratus area, where myself and 4 "chinos" got robbed over a month ago, I talked to the Metro Police and asked them why didn't they station a police in that alley between Metro Ayura and Ave. Las Vegas. I explained about the robbery. He was appologetic and suggested that I ask ask one of the guards from Metro Ayura to ecort us through the alley after dark.
Facing my fears, since I had not been down that way again since the robbery, we walked down the alley street to Las Vegas. It's not a small alley, actually large trucks go through there all the time and there are venders, but without police right inside it can be used by a "risky" robber to find a target, not often, but it can happen. With adrenaline flowing I was determined to attack and destroy anything that got within a feet of me, but as expected, just a whole bunch of working folks and students walking up and down the street. It was something I had to do to overcome the unfortunate incident. It might never happen there again, but it did happen, and that was once too many. So when in doubt, if it's dark, ask for the Metro police to escort you.
Up and away we went to the "casa" tour after feasting our eyes on all the beautiful girls working in "Carrefour" Las Vegas Supermarket". I took the guys on the normal My Place tour of "las Casas". Most notorious of which are "Sexys" and "New Life", but a little casa around the corner of New Life, "Masajes Zandaly" Crra. 43 #56-49 Tel.254-4810, produced 2 of the hottest "cuties". Blond "spinner" Valentina and cute "curveous" Carolina. They were so hot, that even after going to "sexys" my guest preferred to come back to Zandally for Valentina and Carolina. One of my guest had the unfortunate luck to have Valentina start to bleed all over him, I guess her period started, she offered him another girl, but he settled for a "raincheck" offered and given to him in writing by the Manager!
While walking around to find the "casas", my guest VMonger witness a "purse snatching incident". While my other guest and I were deep into conversation, "underdog" VMonger chased the culprit, purse snatching thief and retrieve the ladies purse. The quick thinking young "****" was just fast enough to snatch Vmonger's $200US sunglasses just as My guest was retrieving the ladies purse from his grasp. The young lad was caught by others down the street and beaten senseless, but VMonger's sunglasses where nowhere to be found. I thought I felt something inside the young thief's crotch, but was hesitant to go the next step and unrobe the lad. VMonger was shaken, but a heroe nevertheless. A "selfless" act by one of our own, a heroe from ISG!
After completing our "casa" tour we stopped by Striptease Club "Conejitas" in Parque Berrios or "Botero" at about 7PM. Really poor selection of "cuties" on a Monday night, as expected. We went back to My Place and the guys invited me to go with them on a date with 2 gils they picked up at San Diego Striptease Club a few nights earlier. I brought my own date Valentina/Diana from Luna Lunera, total GFE/BBBJ!
We partied and had dinner at "Palmitas" overlooking the city for a couple hours then went back to party some more at Hotel Inter Continental where my guests had secured a couple of rooms to impress the girls for the night. Two rooms for $600, 000cop ($300US). To their surprise and shock they would not let the girls in because one had just turn 18 and had her temporay "Cedula" and another one had just a copy. This was one of those "bad moments", they had even payed extra to bring guests. We were talking to a "stiff neck" desk clerk who wouldn't budge an inch, hence I asked to talk to the manager to have my guests reimbursed. He came back and said that they would refund the $300kUS. I felt sorry for my guests and invited them over to my home in Envigado.
Well, that's when the party begin. The girls started dancing and doing Strip Tease shows. They even brought some leather outfits for the occassion. My girl was drinking "tequila shots" and getting kind of wild. I was ready to phuck her right there in front of everybody but my guests were kind of shy. Their girls from San Diego wanted to phuck all in the same bed, all 3 of us doing it with each of our girls on the same bed, but my guests would not go along, they're kind of shy. The one girl was begging him and I was dying for him to say yes, as she was as hot an 8-9 as you can get, but my guest wouldn't budge. So I took my girl to my room and started doing my stuff there, all alone, gosh! We went at it for the best part of 1-2 hours. She made me cum but got it going again with a total BBBJ. She strattled on me and wouldn't get off for about an hour.
Later, the other girls would tell me how they could hear her "moaning and groaning". My girl Valentina from Luna Lunera is one of those girls that has multiple orgasms one after the other. I have no way of knowing how many she had, but they came almost non-stop after every couple of minutes. After an hour of her being on top of me I suggested that maybe we should rest a little and join the others. We went back into the living room where everybody else was already dressed, and she fell asleep on the sofa. I then took her back to the bedroom and tucked her in bed and went back with the others. We watched music videos until about 6AM when my guests and their girls decided to go home. I went back to Valentina and made love to her again, and came, after which she also went home about 8:30AM. All in all it was a "good" long day in Medellin Paradise!
Frank Casio!
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I met a Paisa that is attempting to start a brand new escort service in Medellin.
Here name is Erika, and I will post her cellphone number if Jackson permits it.
She does not speak English, only Spanish. I have nothing to do with the service so you have to contact her directly for prices and info.
I am still in Medellin, and I always am willing to meet another wingman!
I'm going to school in Medellin in Septmeber, I have been reading a lot of posts about Massage parlos and ***** houses and I was just wondering if there was a places like la Bodeguita in Panama city, or like help disco in Rio, where the girls there are only pros and its a dance club, those are the places where I do best.
Thanks
I'm going to school in Medellin in Septmeber, I have been reading a lot of posts about Massage parlos and ***** houses and I was just wondering if there was a places like la Bodeguita in Panama city, or like help disco in Rio, where the girls there are only pros and its a dance club, those are the places where I do best.
ThanksAssman666,
The answer is no. There are no "Pro Only" dance clubs in Medellin. If there were then half this board would be there at night instead of at Mango's, San Diego or Fase Dos for girl pick ups.
In Colombia so far I have come across only two cities where there was a dance club where almost all of the girls (at least 80% to 90%) were available for pay for play.
The first and most famous one is La Dolce Vita (Italian spelling) aka LDV in the Laguito area of Cartagena. Some people may want to include Tu Candela (in the Old City) but I would not because more than half of the girls there are with a guy already as a couple. Electra Club is where many girls go after LDV that didn't get picked up but again I would not compare it to LDV because many locals are there with their girls as well and the talent doesn't compare to LDV.
The other "Pro Only" disco is in Bucaramanga. It's called Colossus and for good reason, the place is huge. It's a big disco/bar where again at least 80% to 90% of the girls are freelancers. Good looking women here as well which to me is what makes a freelance disco worth going to.
The difference of these two freelance bars to other places are that the girls set their own price and there is no bar fine and no "in house" service meaning that it is all take out. No stripping or feature dancers either. Just good music and good looking women that make themselves available to fuck.
Cheers,
Cubanut
A few of us are going to the romanclatina singes event, party should be a good one if you are in MEdellin today July 11th Satuday, it will be a mix of prepagos, local college girls and semi pros. Entrance is 50K all you can drink and food.
directions and contact info posted on this link
http://www.romancelatina.com/faq.php
John Gault
07-11-09, 17:36
Assman666,
The answer is no. There are no "Pro Only" dance clubs in Medellin. If there were then half this board would be there at night instead of at Mango's, San Diego or Fase Dos for girl pick ups.
In Colombia so far I have come across only two cities where there was a dance club where almost all of the girls (at least 80% to 90%) were available for pay for play.
The first and most famous one is La Dolce Vita (Italian spelling) aka LDV in the Laguito area of Cartagena. Some people may want to include Tu Candela (in the Old City) but I would not because more than half of the girls there are with a guy already as a couple. Electra Club is where many girls go after LDV that didn't get picked up but again I would not compare it to LDV because many locals are there with their girls as well and the talent doesn't compare to LDV.
The other "Pro Only" disco is in Bucaramanga. It's called Colossus and for good reason, the place is huge. It's a big disco/bar where again at least 80% to 90% of the girls are freelancers. Good looking women here as well which to me is what makes a freelance disco worth going to.
The difference of these two freelance bars to other places are that the girls set their own price and there is no bar fine and no "in house" service meaning that it is all take out. No stripping or feature dancers either. Just good music and good looking women that make themselves available to fuck.
Cheers,
CubanutMr. C.
I read your post on Colossus, and am very interested in that kind of place. Lima also has Tequila Rock, but that has been going downhill lately.
I hear that Bucaramonga has nice weather, and not as expensive as some other cities in Colombia. I have looked at the ISG boards but can find no info on this city. Would you give me some intell on this City?
Thanks in advance if you can.
Vic
Warm Water Heater
My sweet dreams were rudely interrupted when some bozo came to deliver chairs that did not belong in my apartment. Just as I’d dozed off again, the door bell rang once more. This time, I was woken up for a worthy cause. A technician came to install my warm water heater. :)
Carlos showed up a little later. He made some phone calls and retrieved the password for the PC. The Internet connection worked a charm. I could make phone calls through the land line. Things were looking up!
But when Carlos talked to the technician, it turned out there was a hitch. Warm water heaters work on gas... and the gas wasn’t connected yet! :eek:
Ejecutivo
I went back to sleep and woke up late afternoon. After running some errands and devouring a big, juicy steak, I decided to give the Centro strip clubs another shot.
Ejecutivo was extremely crowded on a Saturday night. I couldn’t even get a table by the stage unless I ordered a carafe of beer.
The line-up was totally different from any of my previous visits. Many of the regular girls don’t work on weekends, while other chicas only work fin de semana.
I ordered a beer and was exiled to a table in the back. I didn’t hook up with anyone.
Maracaibo
Maracaibo was also overflowing with local punters. There were too many regular customers for the hot chicas to show any interest in this lonely gringo.
Las Americas
Same story in Las Americas – all the hot chicas were occupada. As I was having a smoke outside, a drunk Colombian with a low, cracking voice befriended me. Even though I could barely understand his grunts, he insisted I sit down at his table and share his bottle of Aguardiente.
I escaped to the toilet and met Evelin on the dance floor. Sparks were flying. Evelin was longing to spend the night with me. But she still couldn’t stay longer than 6 AM.
Ejecutivo Revisited
When I spotted a hot blonde outside, I followed her in. Pretty Samantha only works on Fridays & Saturdays. When I bought her a drink, she was soon kissing me. She was telling me about the naughty things we could do together. She would spend the night and stay until afternoon. But, of course, she insisted on being paid in advance. And she was off like a bat out of hell once she found out I wouldn’t.
La Mayorista
I arrived at La Mayorista after 1 AM. On a busy night, I figured the chicas wouldn’t be willing to strike a TLN deal too early.
A couple of girls I talked to weren’t interested in spending the night at my apartment. Diana was kinda pear-shaped, but had a really cute face. She was willing to stay until noon for 100k COP. But she told me to wait for 5 minutes...
As I explored the strip, I ran into Diana again. 10 more minutes... :confused:
Kelly
I spotted Kelly getting into a taxi just as I arrived at La Mayorista. She’d been high on my to-do list ever since Frank Casio introduced us on my 1st visit.
Kelly now had pitch black hair; I preferred her with fair hair. Kelly didn’t exactly get a glowing review from Panama Mike. She wanted extra money for a BJ. His session was interrupted 3 times because Kelly & her mangy friend wanted to snort coca. And she cut his session short. But Kelly was so damn cute...
Kelly was going home to spend time with her baby the next day. But she could stay until noon and catch the 12.30 bus from Prado. She asked for 200k COP, but settled for 150k COP. When I enquired about a BBBJ, the price went back up to 200k COP. She never does it at La Mayorista, but would in my apartment. In the end, Kelly agreed to 160k COP (including taxi fare).
On the way home, Kelly wanted to buy a cripa (joint). It was only 1500 COP, but I still refused to cough up the dough. I don’t pay for drugs, even if they’re for someone else’s consumption.
When I wanted to get friendly with Kelly on the sofa, she insisted I pay in advance. Mayorista chicas pull this shit too? :mad: Kelly told me she once went with a gringo for 150k COP. He paid her 100k COP in advance; she never received the remaining 50k COP. I figured she didn’t fulfill her end of the deal.
I explained that I refused to pay in advance to make sure she lived up to expectations. I assured Kelly she would get paid in full if she gave me a BBBJ, fucked me twice and stayed until noon, as agreed. Kelly suddenly wanted 200k COP again! :mad:
Kelly was changing the deal on me. Her favorite word being “adelante” meant she had absolutely no intention of delivering what she promised. This coca puta was nothing but trouble! I gave her 10k COP taxi fare and invited Kelly to leave. She called the taxi that brought us to my apartment and wanted to stick around until he showed up. I didn’t trust it, chucked the bi*ch out & double locked the door behind her.
Loso
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I'd first like to thank everyone for their reports and for maintaining the great lists. Like many members I presume, I rarely have anything worthy to report because I travel for short stints and don't have the time to venture outside of the most popular options. So: big thanks to everyone who does take the time to discover and post.
I searched in vain on this forum for any information about swinger clubs in the Medellin region. Anyone ever tried one? I'm meeting a past lover who lives in Medellín, and, if things go well, I might tempt her in trying something out of the ordinary, if there is a reasonably interesting option in Medellín.
Thanks!
Lazy Sunday Afternoon
I woke up around 2.30 PM, but wasn’t motivated to get out of bed. It was Sunday. I had no hot water. I was dejected with the Medellin P4P scene.
I mucked around on my PC for hours. I didn’t fancy another cold shower. The inclement weather wasn’t exactly inviting either.
I finally snapped out of it, put on a warm jacket and opened my umbrella for the short walk to my favorite restaurant. They were closed on Sundays.
I settled for a sandwich at QBano and took a taxi back to the Calle 53 strip clubs. If at first you don’t succeed, try again...
Las Americas
Evelin
Evelin was having dinner, but motioned me over. She could stay until 10 AM today, as her son was in boarding school. Evelin had to be in school by 2 PM. That sounded more like it! :)
After dinner, Evelin was soon sitting in my lap. As before, she suggested we meet outside at closing time. But it was only 10 PM and I figured it was worth paying the multa for an extra 4 hours of her company. She said the multa was 50k COP, but the manager may reduce it to 40k COP. He wouldn’t budge, as there weren’t enough chicas on a Sunday night. Oh well.
Evelin wasn’t greedy and only asked for 100k COP TLN. Like every other chica, she expected me to pay in advance. I explained that foreigners wouldn’t pay beforehand, but assured Evelin she would get paid. And I said I'd give her a propina if she took good care of me. That clinched the deal. :)
After an amazing photo shoot, I explained that my apartment didn’t have hot water. I knew that wouldn’t be an issue, since there’s no hot water in Evelin’s bar either.
Evelin was hiding under the covers when I came out of the shower. We were soon kissing & cuddling when I joined her. Evelin likes a slow hand. She was urging me to be gentle as I nibbled on her small titties & ate her sumptuous pussy. But she was very responsive.
I didn’t bother to negotiate services with Evelin. I just knew she’d be great. Evelin showed her skills as a certified BBBJ instructor, as she alternated between licking, sucking & rubbing my dick against her cheek. And she couldn’t seem to get enough of my sausage. :)
As Evelin crawled on top, my dick naturally slid into her soaking wet pussy. She combined deep, long strokes with rapid-fire action to get herself off. And her kisses were oh so sweet & passionate!
When the alarm went off at an ungodly hour, Evelin rushed to the shower. Afterwards, she was quick to join me under the covers to get warm. When she started playing with my dick, I pointed out I needed a shower. But Evelin wasn’t fussy and popped my dick in her mouth straight away. What followed was another dose of sweet, sweet love. :)
Evelin ended up leaving around 11 AM... with a 50k COP propina. She deserved it!
BTW, Evelin has three strips of hair above her pussy. She accentuates them with eyeliner. :)
Loso
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Can you please provide more info. For some reason the website has nothing abou the event.
A few of us are going to the romanclatina singes event, party should be a good one if you are in MEdellin today July 11th Satuday, it will be a mix of prepagos, local college girls and semi pros. Entrance is 50K all you can drink and food.
Directions and contact info posted on this link
http://www.romancelatina.com/faq.php
Kermitthefrog
07-12-09, 23:45
the romanclatina singes event, party should be a good one if you are in MEdellinhttp://www.romancelatina.com/faq.phpNot the most suckiest of parties but Bloody close!
Like the other dumb schmucks I turned up at this “Penthouse” only to find it in the middle of the building. The security guard took the 50Mil and looked surly when I asked for a receipt. At the party Harry asked me for the 50Mil again and my story was the same as others. We´d paid at the gate.
“All you can drink”. Were they expecting us to start on the Draino ´cos the Beer ran out way before midnight.
“A Mix of…local college girls” Bollocks!
They were all Prepagos and most hard-bitten Prostitutes.
But when they decided to crank up another stereo in the confines that was the final straw for me.
What a waste of time!
Not the most suckiest of parties but Bloody close!
Like the other dumb schmucks I turned up at this “Penthouse” only to find it in the middle of the building. The security guard took the 50Mil and looked surly when I asked for a receipt. At the party Harry asked me for the 50Mil again and my story was the same as others. We´d paid at the gate.
“All you can drink”. Were they expecting us to start on the Draino ´cos the Beer ran out way before midnight.
“A Mix of…local college girls” Bollocks!
They were all Prepagos and most hard-bitten Prostitutes.
But when they decided to crank up another stereo in the confines that was the final straw for me.
What a waste of time!Damn! Looks like another gringo sucker trap.Thanks for the review Kermit.
This is what we need more of! Honest no bull reviews to keep it real!
Not the most suckiest of parties but Bloody close!
Like the other dumb schmucks I turned up at this “Penthouse” only to find it in the middle of the building. The security guard took the 50Mil and looked surly when I asked for a receipt. At the party Harry asked me for the 50Mil again and my story was the same as others. We´d paid at the gate.
“All you can drink”. Were they expecting us to start on the Draino ´cos the Beer ran out way before midnight.
“A Mix of…local college girls” Bollocks!
They were all Prepagos and most hard-bitten Prostitutes.
But when they decided to crank up another stereo in the confines that was the final straw for me.
What a waste of time!Glad I skipped that party! Everybody I have talked to says the same things about it. Another place to skip is La Clarita in barrio Robledo. Awful!
However, we went out to Bello last weekend. Awesome! I plan on returning this weekend to Bello. Itagui is another option.
Here is the cellphone number of the new escort service. Her name is Erika and her number is 314-721-1704. Please remember she speaks no English, only Spanish!
Perhaps a new marriage agency in Medellin? Take a look at colombiangel.com
Mr. C.
I read your post on Colossus, and am very interested in that kind of place. Lima also has Tequila Rock, but that has been going downhill lately.
I hear that Bucaramonga has nice weather, and not as expensive as some other cities in Colombia. I have looked at the ISG boards but can find no info on this city. Would you give me some intell on this City?
Thanks in advance if you can.
VicVic,
Tequila Rocks is awful. Supposedly there is a small dance club for pros only in Bello, but it is unnecessary. Frogg Leggs in Barranquilla has many prepagos, some attached and some unattached.
Pixelpirata
07-13-09, 23:10
Where the girls from the site?
There are are a lot of cuties at the site, where these girls at the party?
How many people where there. Male/female ratio?
Is then romancelatina to be considered a site to meet only prepagos?
Well. Not "only".
Well I too attended the party sat. Night. I arrived about 9:30 & while there where no chicks at the time I bellied up to the booze & the grub & made sure I got my 50k worth-plenty of Absolut, other liquors & some snacks. Slowly some girls started arriving. Kermitthefrog is bitching that all the girls were hookers, well ISG is a site for discussions about hookers so maybe he should get lost & go hang out on dating sites. After getting my fill of the booze & food I spotted a tall, pretty, 19-yr old paisa, chatted her up & took her for a great night/morning of sex for 200k, as did my buddy w/1 of her friends So the party worked out great for me & my friend.
FireWalker
07-14-09, 21:00
Well I too attended the party sat. Night. I arrived about 9:30 & while there where no chicks at the time I bellied up to the booze & the grub & made sure I got my 50k worth-plenty of Absolut, other liquors & some snacks. Slowly some girls started arriving. Kermitthefrog is bitching that all the girls were hookers, well ISG is a site for discussions about hookers so maybe he should get lost & go hang out on dating sites. After getting my fill of the booze & food I spotted a tall, pretty, 19-yr old paisa, chatted her up & took her for a great night/morning of sex for 200k, as did my buddy w/1 of her friends So the party worked out great for me & my friend.The party was advertized as the largest singles party of the year in Medellin. Kermit has every right to give this scam a bad review. If you think spending 50k to meet an overpriced hooker is a good deal, then you are welcome to it. If you go to Faisse II, you can pay 10k entry, have 4 beers for about 50k and pull a girl for 150k. Everyone knows that. This party was not advertized as that.
Kermit´s post is exactly what this forum is about and you have no right to tell someone to go somewhere else for posting exactly what it was.
FireWalker
07-14-09, 21:01
Where the girls from the site?
There are are a lot of cuties at the site, where these girls at the party?
How many people where there. Male/female ratio?
Is then romancelatina to be considered a site to meet only prepagos?
Well. Not "only".I can pretty much guarantee that no girl on the that site was at the party. This should give you a pretty good idea that the website is BS.
Prelude
I went back to sleep after Evelin left and woke up late afternoon. After my daily shopping excursion to Pomona Supermarket, I found my favorite restaurant to be closed once again. Lazy buggers! Like the day before, I settled for a sandwich at QBano before heading into town.
Evelin was the 1st girl I’d been able to pull out of a Centro strip club without paying in advance. That experience tasted like more. Could I do it again?
Las Gatas
I’d driven past Las Gatas countless times on my way to Calle 53. Today, I wanted to check the place out. I shouldn’t have bothered – there wasn’t a single attractive chica in the house. I left after 1 beer.
Maracaibo
Only a handful of chicas were in attendance – all were occupada. I walked straight back out.
Ejecutivo
After the weekend shenanigans, the regular crew was back. I chatted with a few girls during smoking breaks, but I was waiting for “mi amor” Natalia, who was entertaining a local john.
After waving her customer out, Natalia nestled herself at my table. After a drink and some chit chat, I popped the question. Unlike last time, Natalia was willing to spend the night with me. She only asked for 100k COP and could stick around until lunchtime. She didn’t insist I pay in the club, but wanted la plata as soon as we were in my apartment. But Natalia was adamant she wouldn’t give me a BBBJ – she never does!
La Mayorista
At La Mayorista, I hooked up with Ricker & his brother. After a ST, the latter was full of praise for an ultra-skinny redhead. I was interested in taking Tatiana home for the night. I bought her a shot of rum. Tatiana was game to accompany me to my apartment. She asked for 100k COP TLN. But she had to go home at 6 AM, because she goes to school in the morning. :(
The next cutie I talked to was Madeleyne. She could stay with me until afternoon for 150k COP. But she wouldn’t agree to a BBBJ. :(
Eliana was next up. For 150k COP, she agreed to sleep a hole in the day and suck my lollipop without a wrapper. But she disappeared on me. :(
When I spotted a hot blonde getting out of a taxi, I wasted little time before approaching her. Deicy agreed to all my wishes, but wanted 250k COP! I told her she was insulting me and explained that all she had to do was fuck me twice and get a full night’s sleep in a comfortable apartment. She replied: “Si, pero es mucho tiempo!” I was angry & frustrated by now, so I told Deicy to go and find 10 Colombianos to fuck for 250k COP! I wanted to add that she didn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together, but my Spanish doesn’t extend to idioms. :p
It was getting late and all the cuties had either left or were pissed off at me. Around 4 AM, I got into a taxi... all by myself. :mad:
Epilogue
It was another wasted day in paradise, but at least I was saved the ignominy of a final cold shower. I was moving apartments the next day.
When I checked my mail, Yahoo seemed to be on strike. But the cropped up anger prevented me from sleeping, so I checked again later. My new apartment wouldn’t be ready before 4 PM. I set my alarm for 3 PM, had a wank and dreamt of greener pastures.
Loso
The Washing Machine
Cleaning lady Lucena was waiting for me when I arrived at the new apartment. She showed me how to operate the washing machine. Washing is quick. Drying takes an eternity. Waiting for the machine to cool down before the door opens will drive you nuts!
I was back in civilization and thoroughly enjoyed my 1st hot shower in days. My favorite restaurant was open. And with the new apartment came...
The New Religion
Many of the chicas have to take care of their kids in the morning. Others go to school. When the chicas are local girls, there are 1001 reasons for them to say: “Tengo que ir”. How I longed to be in a custom-built monger town for foreigners like AC. With nowhere to go but a sweaty & noisy stay-in, the girls are never in a hurry to leave your comfortable hotel room.
I decided to drop the futile pursuit of a TLN GFE in Medellin. I just wanted to improve my stats and fuck as many girls as I could. But I still had no interest in fucking the chicas in crummy rooms without adequate facilities. I had no intention of dragging my camera equipment all over town. They had to come to my apartment!
La Mayorista
Diana
I arrived at Mayorista around 10 PM. The pickings were slim at this early hour.
When Diana came up to me, I asked if she wanted to come to my apartment for an hour of fun and games. She asked for 60k COP and agreed to a BBBJ, albeit reluctantly. Vamos!
Once in my apartment, Diana wanted to get paid in advance – she’d previously been with a gringo who didn’t pay her. I was on my turf. I put the money in the nightstand drawer (with the condoms :)) and told Diana she could make a withdrawal once I’d made my deposit. ;)
Diana wouldn’t shower together. She cleaned her pussy with her top still on! Even in bed, she was reluctant to take her top off. When I pulled it up, Diana’s sagging tits and stretch marks were revealed. Since I’d already seen the damaged goods, there was no longer any reason for her to be shy.
Diana was softly moaning as I ate her pussy. But she would no longer kiss me afterwards. Being punished for your good deeds is a cruel fate! :mad: Diana closely examined my dick. Once the gringo sausage got her seal of approval, she gave a decent BBBJ.
Diana danced on my dick, as I grabbed her ugly tits and admired her pretty face. After she’d exhausted herself, I finished the job with a power drilling. Time to open the drawer... :)
We walked to a taxi and I escorted Diana back to La Mayorista. Both of us went looking for sloppy seconds...
Luisa
I quenched my thirst while chatting with Panama Mike. Frank Casio, Ricker & his brother and a few other gringos were also on the hunt.
When I spotted a cutie with pony tails galloping by, I left my amigos behind and went in hot pursuit. When I caught up with Luisa, she readily agreed to the same deal as Diana. Vamos!
Luisa wouldn’t take pictures at first. Not that she objects to photographs... she was just having a bad hair day.
Luisa also showered alone... with her top on... and with cold water. But Luisa had nothing to hide. Her titties are a nice handful; she has no stretch marks, even though she has a kid.
Luisa was dancing & jumping on my bed as I put on some reggeaton. She was reluctant to kiss me at the start, but once I’d eaten her pussy, Luisa was into the groove. She gave my balls & dick the onceover with her tongue. Once she was in the saddle, there was no stopping her, as she kissed me with a passion and rode me with gusto. When I took over, I closed her legs to make her pussy extra tight. As I exploded after thumping her hard, I noticed her pelvis contracting. We tenderly kissed as I slowly continued moving in and out.
After 2 rounds, I was in need of some munchies. Luisa wanted her sandwich heated up. I like hot showers & cold sandwiches. Luisa liked cold water & warm sandwiches. Those little cultural differences!
Luisa is perky & funny. When she gets turned on, she’s a real tigress in bed! :)
Luisa ended up staying for 1,5 hours. I escorted her back to La Mayorista. When Luisa met up with her girlfriends, I gave her an extra 5k COP to pay her share of the taxi fare home.
#3 ?
It was 3.20 AM by the time I got back to La Mayorista. All the gringos had gone. So had all the cuties. After walking up and down the strip a number of times, I called it quits around 4 AM.
Loso
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Aussie Greg
07-15-09, 03:26
I guess if a ***** is looking for a husband then we all should wish her the best, you know "up grade in life and all that".
Aussie G.
it’s saturday night, july 12, 2009 and i am writing this because my wingman decided to turn in early on our second to last night in the city of eternal spring.
ironically, there’s a wedding reception going on under me. guy from tennessee marrying a colombiana.
medellin colombia is a very beautiful city with equally beautiful people. the very first thing we noticed on arrival was that the women were gorgeous and they were everywhere. even the assault rifle toting policewoman was hot.
after exiting the airport we encountered our first problem. our hotel driver was not waiting for us. one of those guys that hang out at the airport offered to call our hotel. he rapid fired some spanish into his phone and told us that the hotel driver had already left and wouldn’t be back for another 45 min. he offered to put us into another cab, but i am not a trusting person when i don’t know all the information, so we declined. too easy just to have an accomplice drive us into the middle of nowhere and relieve us of our fun money. we picked a random cabby with proper looking licenses and a working meter displayed.
hotel florida was our first place of stay. the hotel faces cr. 70, a busy major street in the city. the hotel is excellent on the inside, not much to look at from the street level. the surrounding area is always active at night because of its proximity to the soccer stadium. several good restaurants within walking distance as well as a drugstore, bank, and metro stop. no english spoken here.
our first order of business was to exchange our dollars. the nearby bank does not exchange money so a short taxi ride to the nearby western union was needed. the hotel was nice enough to send paola with us. cute girl. we must have looked clueless because i doubt they do this for everyone. this hotel has room safes but they don’t function. for security they do have a safe deposit box in the reception.
by the time we got squared away it was about 8:00 pm. fase ii time. we must have found the only cabby in medellin that didn’t know directions to this place. after some inquiry from other cabbies, we managed to get there about 9pm. the place is empty. the mesero setting up informs us that it doesn’t heat up until 10pm. he suggests going to loutrons for a few hours to kill time.
loutrons is high end massage parlor located near hotel intercontinental. it’s set in a gated estate with several buildings on the grounds. they give you a menu which looks like something you’d see in a legit spa. thai massage, relation technique, chackra points, meditation, etc. next the madam, parades the girl past you singularly. each one wears a short medical smock over lingerie. about 15 girls total and i’d honestly do every one based on looks alone. all of them are tone, pretty, and seem fun. i picked one named daniella and my friend went for a double. unfortunately, nothing mind blowing to report here. they were competent but way too clinical. set us back $80 and $125 respectively. back to fase ii fase ii is a high end strip club in medellin. very similar to usa clubs except that the girls will fuck. typical adellita type place. the uglier chicks swarm you while the hot ones wait for you to approach them. i found one that looks a lot like jessica alba but with a baby fat body. i didn’t click with her so i opted for a light brown haired petite girl named anna. my friend went for another double. wtf.
the sex with anna was ok. cbj and lacked the thigh muscles for serious cow girl. the hotel we went to was cool though. it’s next door to fase ii. each room is a separate thatch roof cabana complete with shower. after sex, anna was cool enough. offered to share her joint with me. we smoked out for a bit then headed back to fase ii. she wanted to go back to my hotel but i declined. anna cost $75 and a $10 tip for being neighborly.
next day on saturday, we asked the reception to arrange a driver to take us around the city. just pure sight seeing. saw the aquarium, botero plaza, and pueblicita (sp). we had lunch at the last place. it’s a replica of an old town complete with expensive food and expensive chinese made authentic handcrafts. after our little tour we headed back to the hotel and an hour later caught a cab to energy.
energy is a mid range massage parlor. it’s pretty close to hotel florida. about an 8 min cab ride. again the parade introduction, this time with girls in silk robes. my pick of the day is a beauty named julia. cute face decent body. not exactly a spinner but not fat either. great sex until i turned her around for some doggy. caught a face full of unpleasant musk. i almost lost my wood but managed to flip her around for a quick finish. $43 no tip.
next stop, san diego grill. it’s near a huge building with a red "san diego", sign so if a cabby can’t find it he’s an idiot. the décor is not nearly as nice as fase ii, but the girls are as good looking and seem much friendlier. booze is pretty cheap. bottle of rum is $25 or so. great place to get wasted and watch the girls. sometime during the night i hooked up with a cool chick named tatiana. brunette, cute face even better body. i finally remembered to whip out one of my kimono condoms. she does a decent cbj with lots of ball licking. i had a little trouble entering her but after a couple of small pushes we are rocking away. after some exhausting sets in missionary and cowgirl, i flip her over for doggy. beautiful womanly heart shaped ass. creamy skin. omg she’s clamping away and thrusting backward hard. i am in heaven. it feels good. it really feels good. it feels. too good. i explode inside her. i look down, and sure enough fucking kimono condom looks like a peeled banana on my dick. damage control. she douches i scrub and [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140). i tell her i got tested 3 months ago and had nothing. she’s cool and is more concerned that i had a good time. $75 + $25 tip for being chill.
my buddy meanwhile hooks up with a young, super cute spinner. midnight black hair and body like she just graduated from a high school cheerleading squad. best yet, she’s quick to smile. she is to become his novia and constant companion for the remainder of the trip.
sunday most places are closed. i think we toured the metro that day. took it from one end to the other but did not try out the cable car. there’s a large mall at the east end of metro line. nice place for eye candy but prices suck unless you like $50 t-shirts. quick pit stop at new life. quite a few girls available at this place but it’s not exactly a comfortable place to hang out. lots of locals. rooms are small and dingy with egg crates for ceiling tiles. the name of the girl i slept with here escapes me. $34 + $5 for an hour.
monday, we check out of hotel florida and check into frank casio’s "my place". some people love it others hate it. i think if you are budget conscious you can’t beat it. it’s a three bedroom apartment literally overlooking the mayorista street scene. frank gives us a walking tour of the area then we cross the highway and take a bus down to el centro and start the casa tours. we hit sexi, zandaly, and a few others i don’t remember. my wing and i decide to take a few chicks at zandaly. i ended up with carolina, a tiny little brunette whom i highly recommend for looks and skills. my wing’s girl bleeds on him, pretty much ending his experience with his cutie. i think i got the better deal this time around. $35 + $10 tip.
interesting experience during the walking tour. some old woman gets her purse snatched in front of us. frank and my wing are ahead of me by a few feet. i have more time to react so i cut him off. [anyone ever do something without thinking then realize too late it might not be the smartest of decisions? reversing directions would have looked silly at this point] little punk reaches back and pulls out a leatherman. in his haste he drops the knife. i grab his former knife arm and start to twist. quick thinking little shit thrusts the purse at my head and get this. grabs my sunglasses out of my front shirt pocket. he tears down the street with the speed of youth. i’m holding a purse and picturing how funny it would be if i were to chase after him purse a swinging. i turn toss the purse to an old man standing nearby. way down the street, some vigilante minded citizens were applying a beat down on said speedy thief. anyway, the end result was speedy gets a few lumps and my ray bans, old woman gets her purse back, old man gets a leatherman, and i get. some funny vacation stories. we end up at a strip club right off the metro link. my wing’s novia calls him and we ask frank to cut the tour short. he’s congenial company and we are having a blast so what better than to ask him to join us for a night out. wing’s novia brings her older sister. novia is cuter but her sister isn’t bad either. frank the stud calls up one of his chicks for his date. our party ends up having dinner at las palmitas, a restaurant overlooking the city. great view, good food, fun company. we decide to move the party over to the intercontinental.
damn nice hotels and their security policies. wing’s novia just turned 18. her i. d. is not a permanent card yet. she can’t get in and no amount of smooth talking will get her in. in retrospect their hotel policy is sound and i agree that it protects the ****d. at that instant, however i was irritated. we were screwed.
you can tell the true character of a guy by his actions. frank is a class act. he offered up his house to continue our party. best night here for us. our dates were fun girls. everyone is dancing and drinking. the girls get hot and strip everyone to their underwear. frank breaks out this dice game where the dice directs an intimate act and a body part. unfortunately the dice never lands on penis or vagina. wing’s novia is getting horny and suggests public sex. at this point i will admit to weakness. having sex in front of my childhood friend just isn’t something i’m prepared to do. call it performance anxiety. we end up in separate areas of the house for the finale.
the surreal. at about 5 in the morning loud ranchero music wakes me out of a fitful sleep. i walk out to the living room and there is frank sitting in his underwear watching spanish mtv and smoking and drinking. morning light is filtering through the window and causing the smoky haze to glow like a scene out of the twilight zone. the man does not sleep! we are not as strong as frank so my wing, the girls, and i catch separate cabs home. what a crazy fun night.
home for us happens to be el portal ii, a small hotel near frank’s "my place". i slept until someone decided to repair their car under my window. wing’s room didn’t have sheets or pillow so he was pretty grumpy upon awakening.
at about 11am we grab a travel bag and check back into florida hotel. sleep comes swiftly in an air conditioned room with blessed silence. we remain at hotel florida for the next two days using el portal as a base of operation for our venture into the mayorista nightlife. the red light area of mayorista isn’t as bad as some would make it out to be. nor is it as big as i expected. basically about four or five bars facing a busy street with around 30-40 girls hanging around outside waiting for johns. at night the place livens up a bit with plenty of locals just drinking beers and mingling with the chicas. i hooked up with the infamous geraldine aka "demi moore". she’s very pretty and knows it. she’s pretty good in bed, but afterwards her eyes drift straight to the novellas on tv. i didn’t really care because i wasn’t in the mood for conversation either.
the small area defined by the bars and adjacent short time motels are safe at night. plenty of police presence to keep wayward gringos from being killed. if you travel by metro to get to mayorista, i would be careful. it’s a long walk from the metro station with plenty of underlit places for criminals to hide. safety is also a relative concept in colombia. safe for one may not be safe for another. sometime during the afternoon of the same day we were in the area, one of the street girls was executed with a bullet to the back of the head. the rest of the time in medellin we got stuck in a routine. breakfast, massage parlor, lunch, massage parlor, strip club, and sleep. we hung out with the girls we took out of san diego a lot. in summary, don’t go to colombia unless you have a decent grasp of spanish. no one speaks english outside of the major hotels. my one semester in college and pimsleur 1-3 were insufficient for the task. fase ii is cool to see once. ditto with loutrons. fun place to hang out is san diego, with its cheap drinks and hot women. the metro is your friend. cabs are generally cheap and honest as well. medellin is fun and i intend to return, but it isn’t head and shoulders above costa rica.
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I have to say that I am somewhat in the middle in my review of the recent RLP in the "Penthouse." It is true that it was not located in a penthouse but it was a nice apartment nonetheless and with a great view of the beautiful Envigado neighborhood. The host was a young guy named Harry and seemed pleasant enough. He did seem to have a hard time keeping track of who had already paid, though.
As for my take on some of the negatives that were posted here: yes, all-you-can-drink seemed to only last until 1 am or so, yes, it did take some time for the party to really kick in (meaning the chicas didn't show until almost midnight) and yes, they seemed mostly to be what I consider semi-pro or what others might term prepagos. However, they do offer something that the real pros do not and that is some time with a young woman that does not have kids and yes, probably IS a college student. I found most of them to be very personable. All in all I found the party to be quite good once it got started, however it seemed to have just got into full-swing when the booze started running out and everybody started making plans for the after-party.
Now the negatives as I see them: it was poorly organized. Harry seemed a nice guy and was eager to help make arrangements with the girls for you, but as previously reported the girls showed late and the booze ran out quick. If you are the type of monger that likes to move quick and just wants access to (semi) fresh meat then I would say that this party would be just up your alley. The main fault that I found and the only thing that really nagged at me was that Harry seemed to invite ALL of his young friends to partake in the booze, food, and women that we mongers paid for. I'm not joking about this one, it really got to me several times during the night. I even had to break proper manners one time and remind one of those young, cocky, freeloaders of his place.
Honestly I believe that with a little experience and feedback young Harry and his associates can develop a first-rate enterprise.
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Thanks for your report, I always enjoyed it from almost the time you started to post here.
Any chance you will go to Cartagena?
Keep on have fun and nice photos.
It’S Saturday night, July 12, 2009 and I am writing this because my wingman decided to turn in early on our second to last night in the City of Eternal Spring ...
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Thanx.
Frank Casio
07-16-09, 08:02
[QUOTE=V Monger]It’S Saturday night, July 12, 2009 and I am writing this because my wingman decided to turn in early on our second to last night in the City of Eternal Spring.
The small area defined by the bars and adjacent short time motels are safe at night. Plenty of police presence to keep wayward gringos from being killed. If you travel by Metro to get to Mayorista, I would be careful. It’s a long walk from the Metro station with plenty of underlit places for criminals to hide. Safety is also a relative concept in Colombia. Safe for one may not be safe for another. Sometime during the afternoon of the same day we were in the area, one of the street girls was executed with a bullet to the back of the head.
Hi guys,
The street girl made the mistake of becomming a "drug dealer", that´s why she got shot. Turf war kills all "dealers". They probably figured using a girl would go unnoticed, not so, too bad. Wrong time to be a "drug dealer" in Medellin.
Frank Casio !
HoleRanger
07-16-09, 18:39
Me and a wingman went to Loutron yesterday, the lineup was excellent. Some of the girls were strictly business with little eye contact during the parade. I selected VALENTIA, actually I had her a few monts ago while here but she did not remember or did she? The session was good, no DATY, CBJ with vigorus sex. She collapsed. Wanted to sleep afterwards. My wingman had Camilla. Knocking body. Cute face. Nice tits. Beautiful tan. But like having sex with a rubber doll. All business. Per my wingman (David).
New Life. Gave it a quick visit. Women were healthy.2 in the 7 range most. In the 5 to 6 range. We had a beer and bounced.
Lindas Chicas.6 on staff. All six were in the 7 to 8 range. Took two for TLN. Decided to only keep them for 4 hours. Natally. Light skin. Good personality. Good body. Good sex and likes toys. The other one was like stroking a dead fish. Forgot her name but Nataly made sure my wingman and I were satisfied. Worth a visit, we will be back!
Enjoy!
Legal Tender
07-17-09, 01:50
Shit guys I'm almost embarrassed to interrupt the great recounts of memories that have been posted lately. In the Bogata thread it is reported that you can buy excellent quality hand made dress shirts for $25. Is there such a place in Medellin?
I should go to China for shirts, but I love the women of Medellin.
Thanks for the help.
HoleRanger
07-17-09, 22:13
Swung by Abydos today. About 8 chicas were on staff or at least were in the parade. Only one caught my eye. Angelica. She was in the 7-8 range or so the others were in the 6 range. Did not session, had a beer and left.
Blue Room. Stopped by about 12:30pm And was informed no girls were yet in and to come back later after 3:00pm You may want ot make this a late evening visit although they open at 11am
Took another local out to lunch at Parqueo Lleras. Will make a post later as things progress. Took out two locals last night and made some bar runs in the Parqueo Lleras area. My date wound up in the bed with me later that night. We began communicating via email a few months ago. My wingmans date was just starting to warmup to him as the night concluded. So far taking out the locals have provided the best experiences on this visit. It appears to be the norm you need to spend more time with them as they tend to be more cautious and are looking for more than a quick pop and someone that will only be here a short time
Enjoy!
Alejandra
A friend sent me pictures of gorgeous Mansion chica Alejandra. He also passed me her phone number. When I sent Alejandra an SMS, she immediately agreed to pay me a visit.
Alejandra called me when the taxi had difficulty finding my apartment... from a different phone number. She asked to call her back... on Alejandra’s number. :confused: When the taxi turned the right corner, the chica who got out looked nothing like the exquisite beauty I was expecting. :(
I’m into pretty faces; Alejandra was not at all my type. But she had a twinkle in her eye and seemed to want me more than I wanted her! As we sat down on the sofa, she soon had her tongue down my throat. And she couldn’t wait to get into my pants...
I slowed her down and put some music on. Alejandra likes Dido and... chocolate chip cookies. Her sweet tooth explained the pot belly. Alejandra told me she wanted to have liposuction! Get some exercise, baby!
Alejandra definitely doesn’t need a boob job; she has a great pair of natural hooters, which she was very proud to expose. After getting a taste of her melons and more fooling around on the couch, it was time to move to the bedroom.
Alejandra stubbornly refused to let me eat her pussy. But she loved my little battery-operated friend; the Pocket Rocket got her nice & wet. Alejandra gulped down on my dick and gave me a great BBBJ. She got in the saddle and pumped my dick hard & fast. Since I wasn’t really attracted to Alejandra, it took a real bashing before I finally managed to shoot my load. Alejandra was exhausted in the end, but loved every minute of it!
I flicked through my friend’s slideshow. When the real Alejandra appeared, I asked: “Tu?” Her quick-fire reply was: “Otro Alejandra!” I later found out that the real Alejandra was recovering after having new tetas installed. Outsourcing is a global trend! ;)
The horny devil stayed for 3 hours and got rewarded with 150k COP. To this day I have no idea who the mystery girl was.
Ejecutivo
My favorita Natalia was avoiding me. She knew what I wanted, and a BBBJ clearly wasn’t in her repertoire.
I figured I may be able to pick up a chica at closing time. But the security guard was following my every move, and the girls I was interested in made a beeline to the taxi. Oh well.
La Mayorista
Liliana
At Mayorista, Ricker was talking to a real cutie. When he asked if she had 5 kids, Liliana lashed out at him, instead of laughing at his joke. Ricker passed.
Liliana may be feisty, but she’s an absolute sweetheart. Ricker’s misjudgment was his loss & my gain. Liliana and I were soon getting into a taxi...
After a sandwich, I put some music on. Liliana was shaking her great little body and gyrating her sexy little ass. When she took her top off and revealed perky little tits, the show got even better.
Liliana simply adored my hot water shower! After lovingly scrubbing each other, she pampered herself with agua caliente for 10 more minutes. Que rico!
Liliana kissed me with a passion. She loved having her pussy eaten. She wrapped her sweet lips around my dick without hesitation. She moaned as she speared her tight pussy with my dick, then showed her pole dancing skills. And she held me oh so tight when I pulled her close. Liliana was heavenly! :)
Liliana told me she was the eldest of a family of 4. In the absence of parents, she was the breadwinner. I wanted this sweetie to spend the night in my arms. She couldn’t, but promised to arrange a babysitter for tomorrow.
Liliana stayed for 2 hours, so I gave her a little extra: 80k COP and some candy for her siblings. Liliana wanted to marry me. :) I promised I’d call her the next day...
Loso
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Alejandra
A friend sent me pictures of gorgeous Mansion chica Alejandra. He also passed me her phone number. When I sent Alejandra an SMS, she immediately agreed to pay me a visit.
Alejandra called me when the taxi had difficulty finding my apartment... from a different phone number. She asked to call her back... on Alejandra’s number. :confused: When the taxi turned the right corner, the chica who got out looked nothing like the exquisite beauty I was expecting. :(
I’m into pretty faces; Alejandra was not at all my type. But she had a twinkle in her eye and seemed to want me more than I wanted her! As we sat down on the sofa, she soon had her tongue down my throat. And she couldn’t wait to get into my pants...
I slowed her down and put some music on. Alejandra likes Dido and... chocolate chip cookies. Her sweet tooth explained the pot belly. Alejandra told me she wanted to have liposuction! Get some exercise, baby!
Alejandra definitely doesn’t need a boob job; she has a great pair of natural hooters, which she was very proud to expose. After getting a taste of her melons and more fooling around on the couch, it was time to move to the bedroom.
Alejandra stubbornly refused to let me eat her pussy. But she loved my little battery-operated friend; the Pocket Rocket got her nice & wet. Alejandra gulped down on my dick and gave me a great BBBJ. She got in the saddle and pumped my dick hard & fast. Since I wasn’t really attracted to Alejandra, it took a real bashing before I finally managed to shoot my load. Alejandra was exhausted in the end, but loved every minute of it!
I flicked through my friend’s slideshow. When the real Alejandra appeared, I asked: “Tu?” Her quick-fire reply was: “Otro Alejandra!” I later found out that the real Alejandra was recovering after having new tetas installed. Outsourcing is a global trend! ;)
The horny devil stayed for 3 hours and got rewarded with 150k COP. To this day I have no idea who the mystery girl was.
Ejecutivo
My favorita Natalia was avoiding me. She knew what I wanted, and a BBBJ clearly wasn’t in her repertoire.
I figured I may be able to pick up a chica at closing time. But the security guard was following my every move, and the girls I was interested in made a beeline to the taxi. Oh well.
La Mayorista
Liliana
At Mayorista, Ricker was talking to a real cutie. When he asked if she had 5 kids, Liliana lashed out at him, instead of laughing at his joke. Ricker passed.
Liliana may be feisty, but she’s an absolute sweetheart. Ricker’s misjudgment was his loss & my gain. Liliana and I were soon getting into a taxi...
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I was just joking around with Liliana, and she was joking back with me.
There was no lashing out, nor misjudgement, I was trying to help you out.
Simply put, you were having a tough time with the Mayorista chicas because your 'ridicule them if they reject your proposal' technique wasn't exactly a hit, so I passed Liliana off to you.
I'm glad you had fun with her though.
Liliana is nice and appears to be a dream you can get could in trapped into exclusively. If it does not work to be your keeper, I will be in MDE on July 29; if you are not totally head over heals with her maybe you can send me a PM with her info.
She appears to be a type I can forget myself with.
Mike
Alejandra
A friend sent me pictures of gorgeous Mansion chica Alejandra. He also passed me her phone number. When I sent Alejandra an SMS, she immediately agreed to pay me a visit.
Alejandra called me when the taxi had difficulty finding my apartment... from a different phone number. She asked to call her back... on Alejandra’s number. :confused: When the taxi turned the right corner, the chica who got out looked nothing like the exquisite beauty I was expecting. :(
I’m into pretty faces; Alejandra was not at all my type. But she had a twinkle in her eye and seemed to want me more than I wanted her! As we sat down on the sofa, she soon had her tongue down my throat. And she couldn’t wait to get into my pants...
I slowed her down and put some music on. Alejandra likes Dido and... chocolate chip cookies. Her sweet tooth explained the pot belly. Alejandra told me she wanted to have liposuction! Get some exercise, baby!
Alejandra definitely doesn’t need a boob job; she has a great pair of natural hooters, which she was very proud to expose. After getting a taste of her melons and more fooling around on the couch, it was time to move to the bedroom.
Alejandra stubbornly refused to let me eat her pussy. But she loved my little battery-operated friend; the Pocket Rocket got her nice & wet. Alejandra gulped down on my dick and gave me a great BBBJ. She got in the saddle and pumped my dick hard & fast. Since I wasn’t really attracted to Alejandra, it took a real bashing before I finally managed to shoot my load. Alejandra was exhausted in the end, but loved every minute of it!
I flicked through my friend’s slideshow. When the real Alejandra appeared, I asked: “Tu?” Her quick-fire reply was: “Otro Alejandra!” I later found out that the real Alejandra was recovering after having new tetas installed. Outsourcing is a global trend! ;)
The horny devil stayed for 3 hours and got rewarded with 150k COP. To this day I have no idea who the mystery girl was.
Ejecutivo
My favorita Natalia was avoiding me. She knew what I wanted, and a BBBJ clearly wasn’t in her repertoire.
I figured I may be able to pick up a chica at closing time. But the security guard was following my every move, and the girls I was interested in made a beeline to the taxi. Oh well.
La Mayorista
Liliana
At Mayorista, Ricker was talking to a real cutie. When he asked if she had 5 kids, Liliana lashed out at him, instead of laughing at his joke. Ricker passed.
Liliana may be feisty, but she’s an absolute sweetheart. Ricker’s misjudgment was his loss & my gain. Liliana and I were soon getting into a taxi...
After a sandwich, I put some music on. Liliana was shaking her great little body and gyrating her sexy little ass. When she took her top off and revealed perky little tits, the show got even better.
Liliana simply adored my hot water shower! After lovingly scrubbing each other, she pampered herself with agua caliente for 10 more minutes. Que rico!
Liliana kissed me with a passion. She loved having her pussy eaten. She wrapped her sweet lips around my dick without hesitation. She moaned as she speared her tight pussy with my dick, then showed her pole dancing skills. And she held me oh so tight when I pulled her close. Liliana was heavenly! :)
Liliana told me she was the eldest of a family of 4. In the absence of parents, she was the breadwinner. I wanted this sweetie to spend the night in my arms. She couldn’t, but promised to arrange a babysitter for tomorrow.
Liliana stayed for 2 hours, so I gave her a little extra: 80k COP and some candy for her siblings. Liliana wanted to marry me. :) I promised I’d call her the next day...
Loso
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MiamiHeatLuver
07-19-09, 00:08
You're nuts amigo.
I was just joking around with Liliana, and she was joking back with me.
There was no lashing out, nor misjudgement, I was trying to help you out.
Simply put, you were having a tough time with the Mayorista chicas because your 'ridicule them if they reject your proposal' technique wasn't exactly a hit, so I passed Liliana off to you.
I'm glad you had fun with her though.HaHaHa. Rco suave Ricker is the LAST man in MDE in need of any sorts of wingman. HaHaHa
You're nuts amigo.
I was just joking around with Liliana, and she was joking back with me.
There was no lashing out, nor misjudgement, I was trying to help you out.
Simply put, you were having a tough time with the Mayorista chicas because your 'ridicule them if they reject your proposal' technique wasn't exactly a hit, so I passed Liliana off to you.Let me recap the events of that night in more detail:
- You're talking to Liliana. She tells you she has 1 kid (Cesarian, BTW).
- A little later, you ask Liliana: "You have 5 kids, don't you?"
- Liliana shouts: "No" and threatens to hit you.
- You tell me: "They usually just laugh".
- Then you tell me: "I'm not gonna take her. I'll wait for Meg Ryan".
- As you're leaving, you say: "She's all yours".
In short, you passed up on one of the hottest & sweetest chicas in Mayorista. I am grateful for that! :) And I hope you took her to the Mansion another day (she hates cold water :)).
BTW, I only had a tough time finding chicas willing to stay until the next afternoon. When I only wanted a ST (even in my apartment), it was a breeze.
Loso
Liliana is nice and appears to be a dream you can get could in trapped into exclusively. If it does not work to be your keeper, I will be in MDE on July 29; if you are not totally head over heals with her maybe you can send me a PM with her info.
She appears to be a type I can forget myself with.
MikeLiliana was my favorite girl in MDE, and the only chica I repeated with, but I'm back home now.
I'll send you her #, but there may be a queue. :) Client selection may be based on water temperature. ;)
Loso
La Mayorista
Camilla & Milena
On my 1st night at Mayorista, Camilla volunteered to substitute for Geraldine, but lost out when the Mayorista superstar made a surprise comeback. I hadn’t spotted Camilla’s pretty face since that day.
Tonight, I bumped into Camilla almost straight away. She immediately agreed to accompany me to my apartment. Then her friend Milena showed up...
Milena is a half Chinese cutie with braces. I’d talked to her before, but she was unwilling to travel to El Poblado. Frank Casio confirmed that Milena never left her Mayorista comfort zone.
To my surprise, Camilla suggested a 3-some with Milena. Since Milena wouldn’t go solo, I couldn’t let this unique opportunity go to waste. Vamos!
When we arrived at my apartment, the girls instructed the taxi driver to pick them up in an hour, which meant my session would be strictly timed. Once in the apartment, the chicas seemed intent on wasting as much of my allotted time as possible. Milena even wanted to watch TV. WTF? :mad:
Their antics soon got on my nerves. Time for action! Neither girl would agree to shower with me. But I could get busy with Milena while Camilla enjoyed a (long) shower...
Milena has no kids, and is ultra-skinny with matching titties. The China Doll was totally uncooperative, though. She wouldn’t let me kiss her. She complained as I nibbled on her titties. I was glad when Camilla walked out of the shower...
Petite Camilla has no offspring either and boasts a spectacular little body. Those perky tits looked damn inviting and tasted as sweet as they looked. But Camilla wouldn’t kiss me either. :(
I was in bed with 2 beautiful girls, but my dick was still limp. The ice queens didn’t excite me, but thoughts of sweet Liliana made me rise to the occasion. Neither girl would give me a BBBJ. Once the condom was on, Milena started giving me a CBJ. I told her not to bother!
Milena rode my dick like a sack of potatoes. I started eating Camilla’s pussy while Milena was changing the condom. Camilla was wet and exhibited more enthusiasm than her friend. But with Milena looking on, I could tell she was holding back. I didn’t hold back as I took over and drilled Camilla’s tight snatch until I exploded.
The taxi arrived soon after the girls got dressed. I wasn’t watching the clock, but bluffed and claimed he was 10 minutes early. As punishment for an uninspired performance, the girls got lectured. :p
In the restaurant that 1st night, Camilla was giving me sweet besos. In my apartment tonight, she wouldn’t kiss me at all. Camilla readily agreed to a BBBJ. With Milena present, she wouldn’t deliver. Camilla is basically a sweetie and I’m sure I could have gotten great mileage out of her... if she were alone.
Mayorista chicas will do all kinds of things. But they don’t want the other chicas to find out what mischief they get up to. Several girls explicitly asked me not to tell other girls they’d given me a BBBJ. Especially not their best friend!
In short, 3-somes with Mayorista chicas are doomed to fail. You live, you learn!
Liliana
I called Liliana, but she wasn’t home. Was she working at La Mayorista tonight? Maybe.
I walked the strip several times looking for my sweetie. I told the chicas who approached me that I was waiting for “mi amor”. But there was no sign of Liliana. :(
Paola
After giving up on Liliana, I chatted with an elegant-looking blonde, who looked a little out of place at Mayorista. Paola wouldn’t budge from 100k COP for an hour.
Patricia
I spotted an exotic-looking chica, who was smiling at me from a distance. Patricia was soon giving me sweet besos in the taxi. She French kissed me with a passion as soon as the elevator door was closed. I knew I’d picked a winner!
Patricia poured herself a big shot of Aguardiente as I put some music on. We were lip-locked the whole time we were dancing.
After showering together, I spent a long time with my head between Patricia’s legs. When it was time to reciprocate, Patricia turned out to be a real BJ queen. The way she rolled my dick around in her mouth was simply amazing! Her magical lips & tongue earned Patricia the awards for best kisser & best blowjobber in Medellin! ;)
The sex with this exotic flower was just as awesome. Patricia was wet, wild & as horny as they get. And those sweet lips are enough to drive any man crazy!
Hot Lips stayed for 1,5 hours and got rewarded with 80k COP.
Loso
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Had a fight with the novia last night (are all latinas drama queens or what? ), so decided to take out my 'misery' by checking out Sexi & Aiffe. Went to Sexi first, and was not impressed with the lineup, so took the card that was handed to me in Parque Berrio and walked over to Aiffe. 5 in the lineup, only 2 were good, and picked Marianna, who had the best smile. Unlike most other places I've been to, where they come out, do the little pirouette, and leave, here, after the pirouette, they all lined up against the wall, made me think of a lineup on Law & Order or something. 40k for 45 min, we probably went 30 min over, bed was about as soft as cement, but what does one expect for 20 bucks?
Let me recap the events of that night in more detail:
- You're talking to Liliana. She tells you she has 1 kid (Cesarian, BTW).
- A little later, you ask Liliana: "You have 5 kids, don't you? "
- Liliana shouts: "No" and threatens to hit you.
- You tell me: "They usually just laugh".
- Then you tell me: "I'm not gonna take her. I'll wait for Meg Ryan".
- As you're leaving, you say: "She's all yours".
In short, you passed up on one of the hottest & sweetest chicas in Mayorista. I am grateful for that! And I hope you took her to the Mansion another day (she hates cold water).
BTW, I only had a tough time finding chicas willing to stay until the next afternoon. When I only wanted a ST (even in my apartment), it was a breeze.
LosoSounds good amigo.
Basically that's what I posted, that we were joking around, big deal.
It was obvious you were salivating over her, so I told you I was going to pass, and that she was all yours.
I wouldn't call it a misjudgement. I've gotten pretty good at feeling a vibe with a chica and I trust my instincts.
She was your dream girl, not mine.
Your idea of the hottest and sweetest may not be the same as mine.
I'm glad you enjoyed your time with her.
Take care
AddictedToWomen
07-20-09, 02:58
[QUOTE=Furysys]are all latinas drama queens...? [QUOTE]Yes
Thanks and thanks for clearing out of Dodge to give soemone else a shot.
I promise if she give me th etime to be a perfect American Caballero not some crude dude. I will treat her as the doll she appears to be!
Liliana was my favorite girl in MDE, and the only chica I repeated with, but I'm back home now.
I'll send you her #, but there may be a queue. :) Client selection may be based on water temperature. ;)
Loso
I truely enjoy all your posts.! Maybe some day we will meet. You and I have similar likes and dislikes.
I have posted before in regards to my travels to Medellin and my search for the local connections. I wanted to share two experiences that I had in my last trip.
I was sitting in Basilica in Parque Lleras with a friend in the early afternoon and the park was pretty dead. There were only 3-4 tables in the restaurant with clients. I noticed that a chevy drove around and parked, all of sudden 4 beautiful, hot, and sexy girls get out. These girls were not dressed as pre-pagos they looked like regular girls. They sat down with two guys about 5 tables down. A few minutes later a taxi arrives and 4 more girls get out, these girls were just as hot and beautiful but were dressed more slutty and had the pre-pago look. They also sat down with the same guys. My friend and I are sitting there and she starts to tell me that they were all pre-pagos and they were there to meet the two guys so they could choose. A little while a Fortuner drive by and my friend points out that it was the patronas. Sure enough one of the guy gets up talks to them and I figure they made their arrangement because after he sits down cars start driving by and little by little most girls are leaving until the guys are left with 3 awesome girls. This girls were 9-10's, not your typical girl from the street or the casas.
I had heard of this type of services but I have never found them nor had I really seen them in action. I knew that I had to find that connection.
Now that I was inspired I began my search, I speak fluent spanish and have made good connections with locals. The first responses I got was that most of those girls are available to the traquetos (narcos). But with some hard work and lots of luck I was introduced to a college girl that was the patrona.
My wingman and I were able to get an introduction. We spoke by phone and we described what we were looking for. Our idea was to find two very hot, beautiful girls that could fit in to the different social scenes in Medellin and not stick out like sore thumbs. We wanted young less than 24 and as natural as possible.
Our arrangement was to have the girls from Saturday until Sunday. We meet up early Sat morning with Jessi the patrona and were surprised to find out that she is a college student and she gets the girls from her school and others. She is actually really cute and super nice. Not pushy and happy to help you find what you want. We meet up and she had 3 girls. We liked one of them but the other two looked too much like pre-pagos.
Medellin is a very small city and if you like to travel often to the city and want to hook up with non-pros that are professionals or from estrato 6 you can not get a reputation for hanging out with pre-pagos.
Since we had one girl, Jessi made some calls and lined up a second meet. We had to wait 30 minutes but we were able to meet up with the second group. There I found my girl and we were ready to get down to negotiations. We agreed to have the girls for the weekend for $500K each.
This hook up was very good, we ended up with a 19 y. O. And a 22 y. O., both college students and were actually friends from the same school. Mine was tan with a great body and a perfect ass. My friend took the shorter one who had implants but a perfect waist and ass.
We headed straight to the liquor store bought beer, liquor and headed back to the apartment we had rented. Had a couple of drinks and each of us headed to the room for round one. After an hour we got together and headed to the pool. These girls were smoking hot in bikinis.
After making out by the pool, chatting and getting to know one another we decide to go to San Antonio de Pereira but before leaving we decided to do our second round. This was turning out to be a great experience the girls were beautiful, fun, horny and the sex was outstanding. Each time was getting even better. It was like hanging out with a great booty call. No bs, no lying or talking sappy shit, just an straight lets do it and they ready each time.
In San Antonio we had dinner and hit a couple of bars, that night we decided to go to Kukaramakara and we knew we were going to need reservations. My girl was super cool let us know that one of her classmates worked the door. She called him for me I spoke to him and he agreed to save us a table. After about 3 hours in San Antonio we went back to the apt to take showers and change to go out. While getting ready and taking showers together I went for round 3.
We got to Kuka kind of late and were not sure if they had held the table but her friend came through, no wait in line and once we are in the club they take us to our table right by the dance floor. Fucking awesome.
We stayed at the club until 3 came back to the apt and tried to drink more but I was getting hammered and decided I wanted to have one more round. Went at it but it was more of drunk make out. We woke up in the morning and decided to take a shower together before breakfast and had our last round. After breakfast she left and we talked about trying to hook up next time I was in town.
Many of those in the board will automatically slam this because of the cost but I looked at it this way. I was with her 5 times with great sex, (100K per each) hung out, went dancing, had a great sleep over.
For this experience to work you have to speak good spanish because they did not speak english.
I am traveling to Medellin next week for La Feria de Las Flores but only for the weekend and the purpose of the trip is to be in the Cabalgata on Saturday. I am not sure if I will get to hang out with the girls we have met but I have spoken with Jessi and she has informed me she has more girls. She has even offered to send me emails with pics so I can choose.
I will continue to work my contacts for more of the same, the one thing I keep hearing is that it gets a lot more expensive really fast. One guy told me he knows girls that start at 2 million pesos and while they may be super hot that is too much for me. The reason he gave me is that the traquetos spoil it for everyone else since they throw money around. Sounds familiar?
I will also be going for my first time to Bogota for 5 days in September if you have any connections or tips please let me know.
Thanks.
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My wingman and I were able to get an introduction. We spoke by phone and we described what we were looking for. Our idea was to find two very hot, beautiful girls that could fit in to the different social scenes in Medellin and not stick out like sore thumbs. We wanted young less than 24 and as natural as possible.I've hooked up a few times with that 'class' of prepagos at some of the hotter night spots but I didn't realize they operated in any organized manner. But it was indeed good times. One thing I noticed is that the guys they hook up with are not old, fat, etc. Even if they are getting paid, they are still looking to get paid/laid by the type of guy they would be okay being seen with.
I loosely know a guy in the game, lives in envigado, family is all in the business, etc..- we are at carnaval one night getting hammered, he whips out his cell phone and shows me a pic of what had to be at least a cool million usd stuffed in duffel bags in his closet (or at least he fronted like it was). Anyway, it's hard to compete with throwing money around when these guys got mills of fast cash to throw around.
500k for a weekend is a decent deal if the girls are cool.- if you can, pass along the contact, I'll be out there in a few weeks.
Thx
I have posted before in regards to my travels to Medellin and my search for the local connections. I wanted to share two experiences that I had in my last trip.Good job, and good eye there at Parque Lleras. I'm wondering if you had sent those guys a bottle of rum as a gift, if they would have shared the contact # of the "patrona" you observed in the other car. Maybe that's too forward, what say you and the other ISGers?
500K sounds like a good deal to me, we're talking about pretty college girls who are low-mileage, not SWs that screw multiple johns to make maybe 100-200K cop.
Colombia is a country of extreme poverty and extreme wealth and the P4P scene reflects that.
Jergens007
07-21-09, 11:32
Wow awesome report man. Where can I meet these patronas to do the introduction? Is this almost the same thing as calling a high end escort?
I assume the patrona is the mamasan? (female pimp, guardian)
Sounds to me its more like a high end escort service for people who is willing to throw big bucks. Hey I am with you on that.
Who should I contact, or what kind of locals would know about this type of high end connection?
Thanks
I have posted before in regards to my travels to Medellin and my search for the local connections. I wanted to share two experiences that I had in my last trip.
I was sitting in Basilica in Parque Lleras with a friend in the early afternoon and the park was pretty dead. There were only 3-4 tables in the restaurant with clients. I noticed that a chevy drove around and parked, all of sudden 4 beautiful, hot, and sexy girls get out. These girls were not dressed as pre-pagos they looked like regular girls. They sat down with two guys about 5 tables down. A few minutes later a taxi arrives and 4 more girls get out, these girls were just as hot and beautiful but were dressed more slutty and had the pre-pago look. They also sat down with the same guys. My friend and I are sitting there and she starts to tell me that they were all pre-pagos and they were there to meet the two guys so they could choose. A little while a Fortuner drive by and my friend points out that it was the patronas. Sure enough one of the guy gets up talks to them and I figure they made their arrangement because after he sits down cars start driving by and little by little most girls are leaving until the guys are left with 3 awesome girls. This girls were 9-10's, not your typical girl from the street or the casas.
I had heard of this type of services but I have never found them nor had I really seen them in action. I knew that I had to find that connection.
Now that I was inspired I began my search, I speak fluent spanish and have made good connections with locals. The first responses I got was that most of those girls are available to the traquetos (narcos). But with some hard work and lots of luck I was introduced to a college girl that was the patrona.
My wingman and I were able to get an introduction. We spoke by phone and we described what we were looking for. Our idea was to find two very hot, beautiful girls that could fit in to the different social scenes in Medellin and not stick out like sore thumbs. We wanted young less than 24 and as natural as possible.
Our arrangement was to have the girls from Saturday until Sunday. We meet up early Sat morning with Jessi the patrona and were surprised to find out that she is a college student and she gets the girls from her school and others. She is actually really cute and super nice. Not pushy and happy to help you find what you want. We meet up and she had 3 girls. We liked one of them but the other two looked too much like pre-pagos.
Medellin is a very small city and if you like to travel often to the city and want to hook up with non-pros that are professionals or from estrato 6 you can not get a reputation for hanging out with pre-pagos.
Since we had one girl, Jessi made some calls and lined up a second meet. We had to wait 30 minutes but we were able to meet up with the second group. There I found my girl and we were ready to get down to negotiations. We agreed to have the girls for the weekend for $500K each.
This hook up was very good, we ended up with a 19 y. O. And a 22 y. O., both college students and were actually friends from the same school. Mine was tan with a great body and a perfect ass. My friend took the shorter one who had implants but a perfect waist and ass.
We headed straight to the liquor store bought beer, liquor and headed back to the apartment we had rented. Had a couple of drinks and each of us headed to the room for round one. After an hour we got together and headed to the pool. These girls were smoking hot in bikinis.
After making out by the pool, chatting and getting to know one another we decide to go to San Antonio de Pereira but before leaving we decided to do our second round. This was turning out to be a great experience the girls were beautiful, fun, horny and the sex was outstanding. Each time was getting even better. It was like hanging out with a great booty call. No bs, no lying or talking sappy shit, just an straight lets do it and they ready each time.
In San Antonio we had dinner and hit a couple of bars, that night we decided to go to Kukaramakara and we knew we were going to need reservations. My girl was super cool let us know that one of her classmates worked the door. She called him for me I spoke to him and he agreed to save us a table. After about 3 hours in San Antonio we went back to the apt to take showers and change to go out. While getting ready and taking showers together I went for round 3.
We got to Kuka kind of late and were not sure if they had held the table but her friend came through, no wait in line and once we are in the club they take us to our table right by the dance floor. Fucking awesome.
We stayed at the club until 3 came back to the apt and tried to drink more but I was getting hammered and decided I wanted to have one more round. Went at it but it was more of drunk make out. We woke up in the morning and decided to take a shower together before breakfast and had our last round. After breakfast she left and we talked about trying to hook up next time I was in town.
Many of those in the board will automatically slam this because of the cost but I looked at it this way. I was with her 5 times with great sex, (100K per each) hung out, went dancing, had a great sleep over.
For this experience to work you have to speak good spanish because they did not speak english.
I am traveling to Medellin next week for La Feria de Las Flores but only for the weekend and the purpose of the trip is to be in the Cabalgata on Saturday. I am not sure if I will get to hang out with the girls we have met but I have spoken with Jessi and she has informed me she has more girls. She has even offered to send me emails with pics so I can choose.
I will continue to work my contacts for more of the same, the one thing I keep hearing is that it gets a lot more expensive really fast. One guy told me he knows girls that start at 2 million pesos and while they may be super hot that is too much for me. The reason he gave me is that the traquetos spoil it for everyone else since they throw money around. Sounds familiar?
I will also be going for my first time to Bogota for 5 days in September if you have any connections or tips please let me know.
Thanks.
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El Cubanito
07-21-09, 15:43
Bdhabtz,
Do you have pics of these girls? I fyou do not want to post them drop me a PM and I will send you my email address.
Let me know I am interested.
Been to Medellin before 5xs.
A little confused about location of this Hotel.
Its in El Pablado by the Hotel Dann isnt it?
Thanks
Liliana
My phone was ringing off the hook. Liliana wanted to see me again, but I was still in slumber and not ready to lift my head off the pillow. When she called me again around 6 PM, I still hadn’t shaved or showered But we agreed to go out tonight and planned to meet up around 10 PM.
La Mayorista
Eliana
After dinner, I figured I could squeeze in a quickie and hopped in a taxi to La Mayorista. Luck was on my side, as I spotted cutie-pie Eliana almost straight away. She asked for 80k COP for an hour, but settled for the standard fare. Vamos!
My phone rang while we were in the taxi. Was it 10 PM already? :o I told Liliana I was with a “friend” and asked her to come round at 11 PM.
Eliana was dancing & stripping for me when I put some music on. Her hard 18 yo body hasn’t been spoilt by childbirth.
Once I’d snapped a few pictures of the wannabe model, we had fun in the shower. After tasting her sweet lips & perky tits, my tongue moved further south. Eliana examined my dick, started licking it and finally popped it in her mouth.
Eliana told me gringos liked her because she had such a tight pussy. :) It sure felt great as she was wriggling her ass. And the vista of this young beauty bobbing up and down was a sight to behold.
My session with Eliana was a little hurried, but great fun. She left with 60k COP, plus taxi fare.
Liliana
Just as Eliana was about to leave, Liliana called again. It was 11 PM, but she was still at home. Her taxi ride would give me ample time to throw away the used condom and make my apartment look respectable.
Liliana arrived around 11.45 PM, wearing a sexy purple dress. Panama Mike was at Puebla disco in Sabaneta. We jumped in a taxi to join the party.
Puebla Disco
Liliana left her purse with her cedula in my apartment. The security guards wouldn’t let her in at first. But after conferring with the manager, they let us through.
We walked around the crowded disco looking for my friend. I finally spotted Panama Mike as he was coming out of the bathroom. Soon after we were introduced to his friends and got comfortable, the music stopped. A police raid! :eek:
Liliana wasn’t carrying her cedula and tried to sneak out. No way! Luckily, law enforcement was only looking for criminals; they showed no interest in girls.
Foreigners are supposed to carry (a copy of) their passport in Colombia. I was only carrying my Belgian ID card. No problem! Good citizen Panama Mike showed them copies of both his driver’s license and passport. Contrary to expectations, they only wanted his driver’s license.
It was a long & boring wait before everyone had been checked. I wasn’t allowed to pop outside and have a smoke. But the party finally continued.
Puebla has a live band and was having a Mexican theme party. Salsa music dominated the playlist. I love to dance, but I don’t know the steps to any of the South American dances with names.
Puebla is full of tables and doesn’t have a dance floor. This kind of setup makes it difficult to mingle and chat up girls. Very few chicas were unattached anyway. Luckily, I brought my own sand to the beach. :)
During smoking breaks, I got an eyeful of some of Medellin’s supermodels. Long hair to the ass, in any color but black, seemed to be the fashion. Exquisite faces and curvaceous bodies completed the package. Of course, the uber hotties were hanging out with local kids wearing designer garb. No surprise there.
Liliana
As we were showering together, I joked that my agua caliente was the only reason Liliana loved to visit my apartment. “Si, es mi novio!” :)
My skin would be wrinkly if I spent that much time in the shower, but Liliana looked positively radiant as she approached our communal bed. Sweet kisses signaled the start of a tender, yet passionate lovemaking session.
After going to sleep at dawn, Liliana woke me up at 10.30 AM. Her baby needed mommy’s attention. After another long shower, Liliana initiated the next round with a BBBJ.
Liliana was a total sweetie and my favorite girl in Medellin. But waking me up early was a cardinal sin.
Loso
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Many of those in the board will automatically slam this because of the cost but I looked at it this way. I was with her 5 times with great sex, (100K per each) hung out, went dancing, had a great sleep over ...
EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.Actually, you'll probably get slammed by guys wanting the contact info for your patrona that set you guys up.
For guys diggin the end hotties, and to keep them all weekend as novias, 500K ain't bad compared to paying individual Face Dos, Loutron, Mansion chicas, ect per session.
I am going to be in Medellin for two weeks startingthe 10th of August. I would like to get the e-mail and number of Jessi,the patrona who had the connect to the college girels. If Bdhabtz sees this and finds it in his heart to share that would sure save me some time if that info us available. For those who are around at that time I have a 1500 square foot apartment in Poblado and I will be having a few parties so let me know contact info if you want an invite.
Darpan
Depending on rates that is about $250 US for a weekend as opposed to how much for the week?
Actually, you'll probably get slammed by guys wanting the contact info for your patrona that set you guys up.
For guys diggin the end hotties, and to keep them all weekend as novias, 500K ain't bad compared to paying individual Face Dos, Loutron, Mansion chicas, ect per session.
Medtechexpat
07-22-09, 00:03
I have spoken with Jessi and she has informed me she has more girls. She has even offered to send me emails with pics so I can choose.Wow, this arrangement is exactly what I was looking for! I'll be in Medellin for the first time in 3 weeks (10 days at the Mansion). Would greatly appreciate any contact details for Jessi. I speak Spanish so no worries there.
As a veteran monger used to South Asia, Europe and Quebec (wow!), I'm REALLY looking forward to this maiden Colombia voyage!
Medtechexpat
07-22-09, 00:14
For those who are around at that time I have a 1500 square foot apartment in Poblado and I will be having a few parties so let me know contact info if you want an invite.DarpanI'm a Medellin newbie, arriving on Aug. 14 for 10 days and also in Poblado (the Mansion). Would be great to meet up with a fellow monger, and I've also requested the contact info for Jessi.
I have found a good source of great college girls and I want to share with those who have requested, the issue at hand is that I would have to vouch for you and give my contact a call to let her know that you would be calling. Given that I do not know those who have requested its hard to vouch and its my ass on the line for the next time. I am going to post two pictures this was right before we left to the club.
I had to use paint to cover the face a little since I know there are leaks in this forum and I do not want this getting back to them.
Gfe Finder
07-22-09, 01:06
Been to Medellin before 5xs.
A little confused about location of this Hotel.
Its in El Pablado by the Hotel Dann isnt it?
ThanksIt is in El Poblado. There looks to be a Dann Carlton Medellin Hotel up the street, if I'm reading Google Earth correctly. The HIEX is in a shopping center so there are places to eat very close by, but the Metro is a long (and hilly) walk.
Hasideas Tao
07-22-09, 06:29
I am going to be in Medellin for two weeks starting the 10th of August.
DarpanI will aslo be there Aug 11. Starting off at the Mansion.
I'm interested in this, how can I contact you? I tried to PM you, but your profile does not allow it. Let me know! I'll be there from 8/20-24.
I have found a good source of great college girls and I want to share with those who have requested, the issue at hand is that I would have to vouch for you and give my contact a call to let her know that you would be calling. Given that I do not know those who have requested its hard to vouch and its my ass on the line for the next time. I am going to post two pictures this was right before we left to the club.
I had to use paint to cover the face a little since I know there are leaks in this forum and I do not want this getting back to them.
Who thinks it's crazy that all these guys can't wait to get hold of bdhabtz & his patrona & schedule something with these girls. The pictures he posted are nothing special & the price-500k=approx. $240usd.-wow! Might not be bad for an all-weekend screw-a-thon but if you read his post it began sat. Morn & ended sun morning-just 24 hrs. I've been to mde twice for a week each time & have met prettier girls who'll spend more time w/me than 24hrs. For less money. You don't need to go thru all this weird introduction bs. Just cruise the casas, strip clubs, discos etc. All you'll meet many willing participants.
Our arrangement was to have the girls from Saturday until Sunday.They met the chicas on Saturday morning. They left on Sunday morning. That's 24h, whereas a weekend would be 48h!
Would I pay 500k for 24h in Medellin? I would for the kind of uber hottie I saw in Puebla disco. That means a model quality face & an hourglass figure with an ultra-thin waist. The chicas in Bdhabtz's pictures would not qualify!
The girls are low mileage. In my experience, chemistry is more important than mileage. Even high mileage Mayorista chicas can provide amazing service. I do understand that Bdhabtz does not wish to be labeled a sex tourist, though. Of course, that doesn't apply to me. Wherever I travel to, there's only one reason I'm there. I am a sex tourist. And damn proud of it!
Loso
La Mayorista
Stefania
The 1st girl I talked to was wearing a halter top, exposing her exquisite body. Milena wouldn’t come to my apartment.
My 2nd choice of the early shift was curly-haired Stefania. She asked for 80k COP, but settled for 60k COP. When she insisted on being paid in advance at La Mayorista, I walked...
As I strolled past her a little later, Stefania stopped me in my tracks. She suddenly agreed to being paid after the dirty deed. Adding DFK & BBBJ into the mix clinched the deal.
When I put some music on, most chicas would start dancing. Stefania just sat there, expecting me to dance for her! I got my camera out. Stefania didn’t like taking pictures.
As she got undressed, Stefania revealed a huge pair of natural hooters. I had fun soaping those babies up, even though... she didn’t like the hot water. Stefania didn’t like anything!
When I tried to kiss her, Stefania wouldn’t let me. :mad: That was the final straw! I threatened to take the mentira straight back to Mayorista unless she delivered exactly what she promised. Stefania stoically replied: "Ok, you pay me! "
Pay you? Put your clothes on, puta de mierda! You’re going back to Mayorista without a single peso!
That made her change her tune! I got some tongue action. Stefania spent a long time with my dick in her mouth, even if the BBBJ was constantly interrupted by cleaning sessions. :mad:
When she sat on my dick, I shook her ass all about and watched her tits swinging around. Stefania soon complained she was hurting. As if I cared! I took over and grudge fucked the bi*ch until I exploded.
I escorted Stefania back to Mayorista. Not a word was said during the taxi ride.
Veronica
I’d already walked the strip several times without seeing a new girl to my liking. Suddenly, I spotted a dark-skinned chica negotiating with a local inside a hotel entrance. When she noticed my hungry eyes, Veronica came to talk to me. She immediately rubbed her sexy body against mine. She exuded a primal rawness I found irresistible. Veronica was ready to dump the local john and hop into a taxi with me. I told her I’d be waiting outside.
The local boy failed to go the distance. The way Veronica was kissing me in the taxi and Frenching me in the elevator, I knew I was in for a wild ride.
Veronica drinks R&C the Colombian way – rum shots with Coke as a chaser. I stuck to the conventional drink. While swaying to the beat, Veronica clasped me tight as we exchanged fiery kisses. When we undressed each other, my Nubian queen revealed an athletic body with perky tits. After showering together, I couldn’t resist temptation as Veronica was standing with 1 foot on the bed. As I was getting into position, Veronica pushed me down and pressed her pussy in my face. I love a girl who knows what she wants!
Veronica was teasing me as she licked up and down the shaft and sucked my huevos before gulping down on my dick. She went totally wild as she was riding me, then wanted me to fuck her hard in quatro. I started off standing by the side of the bed, but ended up pounding her while she was lying flat on the bed. When I flipped her over, I could taste her sweet lips as I was drilling her. Veronica’s slow pelvic moves delayed my orgasm. When I finally exploded after a monster fuck, I was drained and exhausted.
My stomach was growling after a great workout. I needed to recuperate before walking over to the fridge, though. Veronica had other ideas...
As soon as she walked out of the shower, she popped my dick back in her mouth. :eek: She was rubbing my dick against her panty, then tore it off and stuck my dick back inside her. What followed was an amazing round of raw, sweaty animal sex. We boinked each other’s brains out for over an hour. We left damp patches all over my bed. But as great as it felt, back to back fucks meant I couldn’t produce another dose of leche. And I wasn’t quite firing on all cylinders. My growling stomach still needed to be silenced.
After Veronica got dressed, we were biting different sides of the same sandwich. As the final crumbs dropped to the floor, Veronica grabbed me and kissed me. She tore off her panty and dragged me down. Before I knew it, I was nailing her on the kitchen floor. :)
Fucking on the kitchen floor is a romance novel favorite, but not all it’s cracked up to be. The sofa was a lot more comfortable, but didn’t provide enough room to maneuver. Back on the bed, the Pomona sandwich power boost had the desired effect. I unleashed my demons and finally reached Nirvana. Apart from the missing panty, Veronica was still fully dressed. A scene straight out of a porn flick! :)
The sun was already up. But instead of sleeping by my side, Veronica went to take care of her kid. We agreed to a 1 hour ST. Veronica ended up staying for 4 hours. Her off the charts performance was rewarded with 150k COP.
Epilogue
Stefania was the worst performer of this trip. Veronica enters the hall of fame as the best fuck in town! All in a day’s work. All from that crazy circus called Mayorista.
Loso
Assman666,
The answer is no. There are no "Pro Only" dance clubs in Medellin. If there were then half this board would be there at night instead of at Mango's, San Diego or Fase Dos for girl pick ups.
In Colombia so far I have come across only two cities where there was a dance club where almost all of the girls (at least 80% to 90%) were available for pay for play.
The first and most famous one is La Dolce Vita (Italian spelling) aka LDV in the Laguito area of Cartagena. Some people may want to include Tu Candela (in the Old City) but I would not because more than half of the girls there are with a guy already as a couple. Electra Club is where many girls go after LDV that didn't get picked up but again I would not compare it to LDV because many locals are there with their girls as well and the talent doesn't compare to LDV.
The other "Pro Only" disco is in Bucaramanga. It's called Colossus and for good reason, the place is huge. It's a big disco/bar where again at least 80% to 90% of the girls are freelancers. Good looking women here as well which to me is what makes a freelance disco worth going to.
The difference of these two freelance bars to other places are that the girls set their own price and there is no bar fine and no "in house" service meaning that it is all take out. No stripping or feature dancers either. Just good music and good looking women that make themselves available to fuck.
Cheers,
CubanutI don't see ¨Colossus¨ in any directory in Buccaramanga.
When were you last there?
Dick Driven
07-24-09, 01:57
Hi Zingadoon.
I spend a bit of time in Bucaramanga. It is not a prime monger destiantion.
I don't know of this disco. Bucaramanga is small city.
I could email a friend and double check for you.
Aussie Greg
07-24-09, 10:44
College girls!
That means here in Colombia "high school girls" most interesting !!
Aussie Greg.
I have found a good source of great college girls and I want to share with those who have requested, the issue at hand is that I would have to vouch for you and give my contact a call to let her know that you would be calling. Given that I do not know those who have requested its hard to vouch and its my ass on the line for the next time. I am going to post two pictures this was right before we left to the club.
I had to use paint to cover the face a little since I know there are leaks in this forum and I do not want this getting back to them.
AddictedToWomen
07-24-09, 16:09
Good fotos Loso.
You pose 'em nicely too.
Hi Zingadoon.
I spend a bit of time in Bucaramanga. It is not a prime monger destiantion.
I don't know of this disco. Bucaramanga is small city.
I could email a friend and double check for you.Visiting there for a couple days next week.
Any info appreciated.
Kermitthefrog
07-25-09, 00:17
[B]Diana
The pickings were slim at this early hour.
When Diana came up to me, I asked if she wanted to come to my apartment for an hour of fun and games. She asked for 60k COP and agreed to a BBBJ, albeit reluctantly. Vamos!Loso,
What a fantastic picture of my favourite little fuck puppet. Diana.
Whoever said the camera never lies was talking bollocks. She looks great in your photograph.
I've hauled that girl to Franks apartment numerous times and even encouraged her to ring the bell and let herself in. I brought her up when the Chinese guys got robbed, stood her on the Coffee table and declared who wanted to f*ck her brains out? The offer was not rejected.
Sad to say that her usual rate is 25k and you could bargain her down. But she is just great company and I hope all treat her well.
She tells me she's in discussion for a trip to Barcelona. Destroyed stomach and all. She also tells me that post her liposuction she's gonna have the "Silicones". It's a shame 'because she's a good body. Good enough to fold like a pretzel and f*ck in any position imaginable.
Still great photos.
College girls!
That means here in Colombia "high school girls" most interesting !!
Aussie Greg.Does that knowledge come from experience Greg?
In my book, college means college means university unless they said they were in "colegio". Then that is high school.
Kermitthefrog
07-25-09, 00:38
Energy is a mid range massage parlor.
Interesting experience during the walking tour. Some old woman gets her purse snatched in front of us.
I hooked up with the infamous Geraldine aka "Demi Moore". She’s very pretty and knows it.
The small area defined by the bars and adjacent short time motels are safe
Fase II is cool to see ONCE. Ditto with Loutrons.
The Metro is your friend. Cabs are generally cheap and honest as well. Dude
A delight to meet up with you and your wing in Mayorista.
So funny to see Demi Moore with the headboard of a Hotel Portal II bed in the back ground. Did you screw her on the bed I had after you left! ? ! At least one more person actually did the business with that coke-head.
Man, I thought that Energy was a higher end place. The quality of the girls was pretty good. I enjoyed Sophie and the suspender garments nearly had me before I got down to serious entertainment with the girl herself.
I should have gone back there more often although we did run into each other in Sexy's. You just leaving and us enjoying your sloppy seconds. Oh yeah, you had my girlfriend. At least she was my novia until she caught me waiting outside to have a TLN with another Sexy member of staff!
Your have-a-go heroics rang a cord with the locals. They universally tell me they intensly dislike the petty crime against Gringos which they view as a cash crop. So when a Gringo takes-on an old-lady-mugger the applause is unaminous. But they will catch that guy themselves and exact thier own justice on him.
Fase Dos. Couldn't agree with you more. Why pump the tires up if you're not gonna ride the bike? (Tom Jones)
Stand on the street for 15 seconds and get into a decent taxi. Wave it on if it looks delapidated. Sure, there may be "some" taxi drivers who harbour mal-intent toward gringos. But they are less than 1%. The majority are honest and friendly with a genuine interest in the growing gringo business.
Great to meet you and your wing.
Kermitthefrog
07-25-09, 00:47
Milena
Milena is a half Chinese cutie with braces. Just for the record, the Chinese girl was unable to produce a Cedula and therefore enter the hotel around the middle of this month...
Before you all jump on me I am only stating that she was UNABLE to produce a Cedula in a country where Cedulas are mandatory over the age of 18 and must be carried at all times.
The girls usually leave their "Bolsas" in a hotel in Mayorista and can retrieve them at any time as they are required to be produced on entry to any hotel however short a time they will spend in the hotel.
...she's been working the strip for quite some time now.
Kermitthefrog
07-25-09, 00:51
I have found a good source of great college girls I recognise these from the recent RomanceLatina party!
Do you think I have the attention span of a Goldfish?
College girls!
That means here in Colombia "high school girls" most interesting !!
Aussie Greg.That is assuming he did not translate the word before hand (I am bilingual, so no need to lecture me on the diff between Collegio y Universidad).
Often best not to assume the worst about people, no?
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
Thanks
So funny to see Demi Moore with the headboard of a Hotel Portal II bed in the back ground. Did you screw her on the bed I had after you left! ? !
Man, I thought that Energy was a higher end place.
At least she was my novia until she caught me waiting outside to have a TLN with another Sexy member of staff!
But they will catch that guy themselves and exact thier own justice on him.Hi Kermit,
You and Firewalker are great company and a pleasure to chill with.
I had Demi in room 501 and 201. No worries, I am sure I didn't leave anything behind for you to step in.
Your description of Energy is probably more accurate than mine. They are higher end than most other massage places.
Your string of Novia's are becoming the stuff of legend. Pretty cool that you take the time to charm these girls and leave them with some fond memories. Coincidentally, your other paramour Daisy told me she could do things to me Geraldine hadn't even thought of. I wish I took her up on her offer.
That punk kid got roughed up by the locals already, so I think justice was served.
I plan to return in December. Hopefully I'll bump into you guys again on future trips. Stay safe and stay cool.
Aussie Greg
07-25-09, 12:38
Psych,
Yep, your right but my father was a policeman in Australia for 18 years and a bit of him rubbed of on me, also spending time in the hospitality business, I do hear alot of bullshit mate, regards.
Aussie Greg
That is assuming he did not translate the word before hand (I am bilingual, so no need to lecture me on the diff between Collegio y Universidad).
Often best not to assume the worst about people, no?
Ejecutivo & Maracaibo
After last night’s excesses, I needed a lot of sleep to replenish my energy levels. As I was having dinner, I got a call from Panama Mike. We agreed to meet up at Ejecutivo.
But Ejecutivo was closed! So was Maracaibo. On Mother’s Day, there were only enough chicas to open 1 of the 3 strip clubs on Calle 53!
Las Americas
Most of the girls took the night off, but the local guys were out in droves. In Las Americas, there were at least 5 guys for every girl.
Panama Mike’s friend had just arrived in Medellin. When he spotted a chica he liked, I fetched her for him. As he came back down with a big grin on his face, we went searching for better odds.
Carrera 53
The 3 of us walked over to Carrera 53. The area has about a dozen tiny bars, with just a couple of chicas in each bar. Most girls were sitting inside, so you couldn’t get a decent look at them from the street. Only a few unattractive specimens approached us on the pavement.
After strolling the area, we decided that La Mayorista was more user-friendly.
La Mayorista
The selection at La Mayorista was pitiful as well. I stuck around for hours after Panama Mike & his friend called it a night, but failed to find a chica to my liking.
The only attractive proposition was a tall cutie called Diana. She immediately suggested a 25k COP ST at La Mayorista, but wanted 100k COP to visit my apartment for an hour. I passed. She later dropped her price to 60k COP, but when I asked Diana if she was carinhosa, she replied she was only in it for the money! And she wouldn’t give a BBBJ, not even for a million pesos!
I got talking to a couple of gringos, one of which turned out to be MiamiHeatLuver. When they failed to hook up with a chica as well, we hopped into a taxi.
San Diego Streetwalkers
The taxi drove us to the streetwalker area around San Diego. MiamiHeatLuver was quick to jump out and talk to a gorgeous blonde. She wanted 100k COP for TLN. But since it was well after 4 AM already, the TLN was actually only a good hour. And MiamiHeatLuver reported blondie to be a total pro.
2 lonely looking chicas only wanted 60k COP until early afternoon. They were lacking in the looks department. Having run out of alternatives, we called it quits.
Conclusion
Mark Mother’s Day in your calendar as one of the worst nights to monger in Medellin.
Loso
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Spring Cleaning
My apartment was due a cleaning, which was scheduled at the ungodly hour of 10 AM. Since I didn’t get laid yesterday, I fancied the cute maid. But Luna’s married. And, since she has a 17 yo daughter, she isn’t nearly as young as she looks.
Before she left, Luna cooked me breakfast. A few chicas sucked on my huevos, but Luna was the only girl to fry my huevos. :)
La Mayorista
Madeleyne
I went back to sleep after Luna left, but got an early start today. I was at Mayorista by 8 PM and soon hooked up with Madeleyne. I’d talked to her before; on that occasion, she wouldn’t agree to a BBBJ. Today, the BBBJ wasn’t an issue. Why the change of heart? The other day, another chica could overhear us talking.
Before we left, Madeleyne wanted to buy something. Coca! She started stuffing it up her nose in the taxi and even shared some with the taxi driver. In Colombia, “Don’t Snort & Drive” posters would be appropriate.
As soon as she entered my apartment, Madeleyne seemed to feel right at home. She poured herself a shot of Aguardiente and we exchanged sweet kisses as we were dancing.
After taking a cold shower, Madeleyne soaped up her gringo baby with hot water. As she washed my balls, Madeleyne suggested my dick would look sexier if it were shaved.
Would it be a good idea to let a high as a kite coca puta use a razor blade on my balls? Let’s just say I was feeling adventurous! Madeleyne trimmed my bush with scissors before I covered my balls & dick with shaving cream. I was a little apprehensive as Madeleyne went to work with the razor, but she was a pro! At the tender age of 42, Loso finally had a perfectly shaven porn star dick! :)
Madeleyne could suck my huevos without getting hairs in her mouth. Her BJ technique was nothing special, but I felt my mojo rising & encouraged Madeleyne to keep sucking. As my cum hit her palate, Madeleyne rushed to the bathroom.
After more kissing, DATY and another BBBJ, I jumped Madeleyne’s bones. The bold huevos made me damn horny!
I checked my watch. Madeleyne had been with me for almost 4 hours. She was in no hurry to go home and could stay until late afternoon tomorrow. Mi casa es su casa!
We needed more booze. Madeleyne needed more coca. We went back to La Mayorista to buy our supplies. Madeleyne bought 3 more sachets of blanco. On the way back, there was a roadblock! Luckily, they waved us through.
After more drinking, dancing, taking pictures & fucking, Madeleyne asked how much longer I was staying. I lied when I said I would be in town for another week. Madeleyne wanted to stay with me for the rest of my trip. She could show me the tourist sights in the region. We could spend a few days at the beach... Madeleyne didn’t know I’d be flying home in just a couple of days.
Madeleyne wrote me a poem spelling out my name. She wanted to be my novia. When I wouldn’t bite, she got really sad. Madeleyne had been snorting coca all night. In the end, she exhibited the violent mood swings associated with drug abuse. When she said: “Quiero hacer algo” (I want to do something) and “Quiero morir” (I want to die), I considered throwing the drug-crazed coca puta with suicidal tendencies out. But a little later, Madeleyne had that glazed look in her eye and wanted to fuck. :)
Having gone to sleep around 7 AM, we woke up late afternoon. My bold huevos were still making me horny as hell. Luckily, Madeleyne was in a great mood. She even did the splits over my dick and rode me with her legs wide open. :)
5 pops earned Madeleyne the princely sum of 200k COP. I also took her to dinner at my favorite restaurant. Madeleyne wanted to stay with me, but I told her I was meeting my friend Panama Mike. It turned out she knew Panama Mike! His roommate took her for a ST, but Madeleyne ended up staying with him for 2 days. She went with me for an hour, but stayed for 24 hours.
Madeleyne is looking for a foreign boyfriend. She specializes in long term stays with gringos. If you’re looking for a tour guide, Madeleyne’s your girl. Be prepared to sacrifice your pubes, though! ;)
BTW, like most Mayorista chicas, Madeleyne has a kid. She pays her roommate 10k COP/day to take care of him. See how easy it is!
Loso
Daves Pison
07-27-09, 03:00
I've doned a few times but you always you paid for dinner and movies there's nothing free in Colombia of course with 1 or 2 promises but some of the girls are trully looking to leave Colombia for better situation not for love. If a paisa tells you she loves you after 2 days you know she's full of it so she can go to us. Don't try it. Like a said just do it. I'm not afraid of rejection this work for me most of the time. If you relly like her then offer her some cash see her reaction when she sees your plata.
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
Thanks
LuckyEddie
07-27-09, 15:51
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
ThanksA one night stand without paying is a one night stand regardless of the girls' profession, be it puta or lawyer.
Will it happen after just meeting in a public place? Less likely here in Colombia, sorry to report. Anywhere on the planet unless you get get a real nympho the chances are slim uinless you look like a Brad Pitt. Also some of these prepagos don't advertise nor talk prices and some guys think they are just getting lucky - but at a price of course, after the deed.
As far as the sluttly club type girls that abound in the US and Europe (they have sex with a different hook up every Saturday night) there is MUCH LESS of that here and the guys getting action, well are not old foreigners and are physically the girls' type. This is why the backpackers do well here. They don't have great game, don't have money, don't have a car, can't brag about their job but they are in their 20's cute and in shape.
Also the girls have to be real careful in Colombia because of crime and lack of police involvement (I could tell you stories) and let's not forget about the culture. Colombian cities are not Sex and the City.
You can bet dollars to doughnuts that any decent looking girl who is just going to hook up and have sex after just meeting some guy in a bar is going to do so with a guy who she is physically attracted to. She knows the chances of ever seeing you again are slim no matter what you promise, so why should she waste it on Fat Albert? This is why women all over the world hold out on the goods until after a few dates, regardless of country.
AddictedToWomen
07-27-09, 22:08
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
ThanksNever happened to me, but I look like a train wreck. Have seen friends get lucky though.
We're talking normal girls in a normal bar here.
Aussie Greg
07-27-09, 22:21
I do do all the time as I live here.
Aussie Greg.
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
Thanks
Spring Cleaning
My apartment was due a cleaning, which was scheduled at the ungodly hour of 10 AM. Since I didn’t get laid yesterday, I fancied the cute maid. But Luna’s married. And, since she has a 17 yo daughter, she isn’t nearly as young as she looks.
Before she left, Luna cooked me breakfast. A few chicas sucked on my huevos, but Luna was the only girl to fry my huevos. :)
La Mayorista
Madeleyne
I went back to sleep after Luna left, but got an early start today. I was at Mayorista by 8 PM and soon hooked up with Madeleyne. I’d talked to her before; on that occasion, she wouldn’t agree to a BBBJ. Today, the BBBJ wasn’t an issue. Why the change of heart? The other day, another chica could overhear us talking.
Before we left, Madeleyne wanted to buy something. Coca! She started stuffing it up her nose in the taxi and even shared some with the taxi driver. In Colombia, “Don’t Snort & Drive” posters would be appropriate.
As soon as she entered my apartment, Madeleyne seemed to feel right at home. She poured herself a shot of Aguardiente and we exchanged sweet kisses as we were dancing.
After taking a cold shower, Madeleyne soaped up her gringo baby with hot water. As she washed my balls, Madeleyne suggested my dick would look sexier if it were shaved.
Would it be a good idea to let a high as a kite coca puta use a razor blade on my balls? Let’s just say I was feeling adventurous! Madeleyne trimmed my bush with scissors before I covered my balls & dick with shaving cream. I was a little apprehensive as Madeleyne went to work with the razor, but she was a pro! At the tender age of 42, Loso finally had a perfectly shaven porn star dick! :)
Madeleyne could suck my huevos without getting hairs in her mouth. Her BJ technique was nothing special, but I felt my mojo rising & encouraged Madeleyne to keep sucking. As my cum hit her palate, Madeleyne rushed to the bathroom.
After more kissing, DATY and another BBBJ, I jumped Madeleyne’s bones. The bold huevos made me damn horny!
I checked my watch. Madeleyne had been with me for almost 4 hours. She was in no hurry to go home and could stay until late afternoon tomorrow. Mi casa es su casa!
We needed more booze. Madeleyne needed more coca. We went back to La Mayorista to buy our supplies. Madeleyne bought 3 more sachets of blanco. On the way back, there was a roadblock! Luckily, they waved us through.
After more drinking, dancing, taking pictures & fucking, Madeleyne asked how much longer I was staying. I lied when I said I would be in town for another week. Madeleyne wanted to stay with me for the rest of my trip. She could show me the tourist sights in the region. We could spend a few days at the beach... Madeleyne didn’t know I’d be flying home in just a couple of days.
Madeleyne wrote me a poem spelling out my name. She wanted to be my novia. When I wouldn’t bite, she got really sad. Madeleyne had been snorting coca all night. In the end, she exhibited the violent mood swings associated with drug abuse. When she said: “Quiero hacer algo” (I want to do something) and “Quiero morir” (I want to die), I considered throwing the drug-crazed coca puta with suicidal tendencies out. But a little later, Madeleyne had that glazed look in her eye and wanted to fuck. :)
Having gone to sleep around 7 AM, we woke up late afternoon. My bold huevos were still making me horny as hell. Luckily, Madeleyne was in a great mood. She even did the splits over my dick and rode me with her legs wide open. :)
5 pops earned Madeleyne the princely sum of 200k COP. I also took her to dinner at my favorite restaurant. Madeleyne wanted to stay with me, but I told her I was meeting my friend Panama Mike. It turned out she knew Panama Mike! His roommate took her for a ST, but Madeleyne ended up staying with him for 2 days. She went with me for an hour, but stayed for 24 hours.
Madeleyne is looking for a foreign boyfriend. She specializes in long term stays with gringos. If you’re looking for a tour guide, Madeleyne’s your girl. Be prepared to sacrifice your pubes, though! ;)
BTW, like most Mayorista chicas, Madeleyne has a kid. She pays her roommate 10k COP/day to take care of him. See how easy it is!
LosoMico-dermal abrasion from shaving will enable your little street pet to share everything she has with you. THAT'S HOW EASY IT IS! Wait a day or so unless you don't care about being safe from disease. Keep living the life.
AddictedToWomen
07-28-09, 09:16
Mico-dermal abrasion from shaving will enable your little street pet to share everything she has with you. THAT'S HOW EASY IT IS! Wait a day or so unless you don't care about being safe from disease. Keep living the life.I thought pissy posts about other punter's safe sex practices were prohibited here?
I thought pissy posts about other punter's safe sex practices were prohibited here?You like to read about what this guy is doing with girls in bed? I just want to know where to Find them!
MiamiHeatLuver
07-28-09, 17:41
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
ThanksNo respectful, career Colombian women will have a one night stand with you period.
La Mayorista
New Cow Syndrome
After shopping for groceries, I met up with Panama Mike & his friend at La Mayorista. We had a few beers. I walked up and down the strip a number of times looking for today’s love of my life, without spotting any beauties.
Madeleyne had gone straight back to La Mayorista from the restaurant where we had dinner. I’d already had an overdose of her. Geraldine & a few other ex-girlfriends for the hour were plying their trade. Being the eternal butterfly & collector, I was looking for a new love.
There are some gems at La Mayorista. But I’d already gone through a dozen Mayorista chicas and the supply of cuties isn’t endless. I was running out of girls to fuck...
Lorena
As it got late, I started talking to Lorena. When it turned out she wasn’t the ice queen her austere exterior suggested, I invited her to my apartment. Lorena was good to go.
Lorena was kissing me in the taxi. Arrived at my apartment, she asked if I had any coca. No! Lorena settled for Rum & Coke – the Colombian way.
As soon as I walked out of the bathroom, Lorena got down on all fours and started sucking my dick. She continued providing great lip service on the bed. As I was eating her pussy, Lorena asked if I wanted to “trago la polva” (swallow the pussy/eat her cum :)). She suggested we move into the 69 position. Boy oh boy, did this girl love to suck! :)
When I invited Lorena to sit on my dick, she started off in reverse cowgirl. She was shaking that booty and pumping my dick really hard. Que vista! I finally took over and relentlessly drilled her moist crevice doggy style until I erupted.
Lorena stayed for 1h 20min and got rewarded with 60k COP and 10k COP taxi fare.
I considered going back for more. But it was almost 4 AM, so it would probably have been a wasted journey.
Loso
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No respectful, career Colombian women will have a one night stand with you period.I call BS on that from firsthand experience.
I have been reading a lot of these post, and I'm wondering if anyone has ever had a free one night stand with a normal girl, a prepago or a full time pro from a club or anything of that nature. I like trying to spit a lot of game on random girls in the clubs and I'm just wondering if its possible to get a one night stand for free.
ThanksI did, on my first night in MDE. I got to the mansion and they waited for me before going to Mangos. I did wingman for a guy hitting on a blond and made eye contact with another girl. She was in town for a symposium from Santa Marta and I took her back to the mansion that night.
It happens, you just need to be able to talk to them.
Aussie Greg
07-29-09, 09:46
Yep, I agree to, maybe Miami has had a little bad luck !!
Aussie Greg.
I call BS on that from firsthand experience.
Tony Squads
07-29-09, 13:35
Loso, like always great reports.
Really like your photo style! You are the man!
MiamiHeatLuver
07-30-09, 22:31
Yep, I agree to, maybe Miami has had a little bad luck !!
Aussie Greg.No, I don't think you people read my words correctly. I said RESPECTABLE! I didn't mean some 2 bit floozy that might be a part time prepago and you are ALWAYS the last guy in the club to know. She might only get a little cab money out of you in the morning but you can bet your bottom dollar that she will try and milk you along with the other dates she has lying around. My friend over here, serious game, good looking young university guy is still working on his girl(student, works) 2 months into it.
ejecutivo
i’d arranged to meet up with frank casio in maracaibo, but had time to check out ejecutivo first. there were plenty of new girls, none of which were real beauty queens.
as i came back to my table after a smoking break, my half full beer had disappeared. :mad: when i complained, the waiter claimed a chica had finished my beer and asked if i wanted to order another one. i unceremoniously walked out!
maracaibo
i was smoking outside when frank casio showed up. he prefers maracaibo to ejecutivo because the waiters are less pushy and won’t try to overcharge you. and maracaibo is more relaxed.
frank casio was greeted outside by joanna. i hadn’t spotted her inside the club, but she was a real cutie. she told frank casio there would be a football match between ejecutivo and maracaibo chicas at closing time. hookers playing football?! we had to see that!
panama mike & his friend joined us a little later. we had a few rounds of beer, as frank casio enjoyed stuffing tips inside the girls’ panties. none of us connected with any particular chica.
futbol
we took a taxi to a small concrete football pitch. there was nobody around at first, but a crowd soon gathered to watch the spectacle. we chipped in to buy a bottle of rum and passed the booze around.
although we came from maracaibo, we were sitting with the ejecutivo chicas. i was with heidy, my favorita from my maiden visit to ejecutivo. heidy was playing with my hair and making fun of me. i put up with her antics because i wanted to fuck her.
at half time, frank casio was ready to leave. i asked heidy if she wanted to accompany me. she was game, but wanted me to pay her the 100k cop right there at the football match. the usual bullshit!
when astrid sprayed some water over me, i got really annoyed. when heidy was up to her old tricks again, i’d had enough and slapped her in the face!
frank casio told me heidy was really pissed off. she wanted to get me beaten up :p i’ve been threatened by disgruntled hookers all over the world. none of them have ever followed up on their idle threats. frank casio was more worried than i was, tried to calm heidy down and ushered me into a taxi.
el deportista
el deportista is an after hours club where centro chicas moonlight after work. frank casio had a peek inside... the place was deserted.
ciao, panama mike
it had been great to hang out with panama mike & his friend. as they called it a night, it was time to say our goodbyes.
la mayorista
symbolism
i didn’t figure i would get laid at this late hour. but it was my final night and i wanted to revisit my favorite place in medellin.
tatiana
as soon as we arrived at la mayorista, frank casio hooked up with china doll milena. redhead tatiana grabbed my hand. the 4 of us walked to my place together...
my place
as frank casio was having an extra toilet installed, my place was temporarily closed for business. frank casio gave me the grand tour. the red, green and blue sofas in the living room look photogenic. the bedrooms are basic, but adequate.
tatiana
tatiana was kissing me on the sofa. she expected me to fuck her at my place (25k cop for 30 min). i wanted her to come to my apartment and offered her 60k cop. tatiana declined!
i wasn’t carrying my camera. tatiana wanted me to pay in advance. what the hell! at least i could get a final fuck in.
i gracefully accepted frank casio’s offer of a foreign condom. i was ready to get it on with tatiana. but she suddenly changed her mind and wanted to leave. :confused:
milena told me tatiana was a heavy drinker and a big cokehead. that explained the volatilty.
tatiana ii
i left frank casio & milena to enjoy their love pad, and went back on the hunt. but on a day where murphy’s law was haunting me, i figured the odds were against me.
to my surprise, i soon spotted a chica who was eminently doable. she was called tatiana too... a bad omen.
like every other mayorista chica, tatiana immediately offered me a 25k cop st. but she was reluctant to visit my apartment and initially asked for 100k cop. she later accepted my offer of 60k cop, but still didn’t trust it. luckily, i spotted luisa and urged tatiana to talk to her. when luisa gave me the thumbs up, tatiana was good to go.
the taxi driving us home was a total idiot. he couldn’t even find calle 10, though it’s one of the most famous streets in el poblado and signposted everywhere. the normal cab fare is only 7k cop. driving around in circles, the prick managed to drive the fare up to 13k cop! but 7k cop was all he got!
tatiana checked her phone as we arrived at my apartment. she was a clock-watcher. i offered her a drink. rum & tap water in separate glasses!
after snapping a few pictures, tatiana started undressing, but didn’t take her top off. she argued she was wearing 5 layers and just exposed her tits. when i threatened to send her packing, tatiana finally got naked, exposing a big scar on her shoulder.
tatiana was a cold water enthusiast, so i had to wash my own dick. she liked having her pussy eaten, but wouldn’t give me the bbbj i’d failed no negotiate. :o i had to suffer the ignominy of a cbj, but soon put a stop to it.
tatiana rode my disco stick, but tired easily. i pummeled her hard as she stuck her legs up in the air. i wasn’t sure if the grimaces on her face indicated pleasure or pain. after pounding her doggy style, tatiana got back in the saddle and rode me reverse cowgirl. but she soon proclaimed she hurt and had enough. :mad:
tatiana claimed my time was up. her phone showed i had 15 minutes left, but that didn’t stop her from putting her clothes on. tatiana got comfortable on the couch, lit up a smoke and asked to call her a taxi. i opened the door and told her to call a cab from the porteria. tatiana put her cigarette out and left without taxi fare.
a disappointing end to a disappointing trip...
loso
Where can you buy cigars in Medellin?
Also, is smoking in the strip clubs allowed?
Aussie Greg
07-31-09, 03:21
Luver,
O.K. you win, you know every thing.
Aussie Greg
No, I don't think you people read my words correctly. I said RESPECTABLE! I didn't mean some 2 bit floozy that might be a part time prepago and you are ALWAYS the last guy in the club to know. She might only get a little cab money out of you in the morning but you can bet your bottom dollar that she will try and milk you along with the other dates she has lying around. My friend over here, serious game, good looking young university guy is still working on his girl 2 months into it.
I dont know about others but they were smoking away in Encuentros. Shitty club anyway.
Where can you buy cigars in Medellin?
Also, is smoking in the strip clubs allowed?
Rico Fashizzle
07-31-09, 16:23
"....When Astrid sprayed some water over me, I got really annoyed. When Heidy was up to her old tricks again, I’d had enough and slapped her in the face!
Frank Casio told me Heidy was really pissed off. She wanted to get me beaten up I’ve been threatened by disgruntled hookers all over the world. None of them have ever followed up on their idle threats. Frank Casio was more worried than I was, tried to calm Heidy down and ushered me into a taxi...."
I'm sure your experience and time in Colombia are more vast than mine, but from my visits down to Colombia it isnt the place I would be slapping women around in. Actually, I've never hit a women anywhere and am not here to be the slap police....I'm just a bit stunned that you are nonchalant about doing so in Colombia and in Public in front of the chicas friends.
Hopefully you gave Frank Casio some thanks for difusing the situation and getting you out of there like he did. But thats just my opinion for whatever its worth.
Nice pics though.
MiamiHeatLuver
07-31-09, 19:29
Loso,
I know how much those hoe's can get on your nerves, especially when you are out or take them somewhere, they have very bad or low social skills and can act so very immature, especially the younger ones. All of us have been to the brink, right to the edge. Where you thought this girl could use a real good slap. After all of that shit though especially with some alcohol in your system and prepagos there are a dime a dozen. WALK AWAY! ITS NOT WORTH IT. Believe me, she will regret it much more than you will.
There was nothing to so we went to one of the many pools in the city.
I have a list of about a dozen chicas that want to go with me that actually have beachware.
Am I an asshole? I sure as hell can be! If a chica's nice to me, I'm the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy. But if a bi*ch disses me, I can turn right nasty. I give as good as I get!
Some wusses let the chicas get away with murder and simply shrug their shoulders. Not me! If a bi*ch shows attitude, I say kick the pedestal from under her feet. I make them lose face. I belittle them. I insult them. Yeah, I may even slap their face. But don't worry. Only their pride gets hurt. And that's the fucking point!
There's a reason for bad service. Just as there's a reason for political correctness & women trampling all over you in your home country. You wimps deserve nothing better!
Loso
Some say there is nothing to do on a Sunday, hahaha
Try hitting a pool with some amigas.
Am I an asshole? I sure as hell can be! If a chica's nice to me, I'm the ultimate Mr. Nice Guy. But if a bi*ch disses me, I can turn right nasty!
Some wusses let the chicas get away with murder and simply shrug their shoulders. Not me! If a bi*ch shows attitude, I say kick the pedestal from under her feet. I make them lose face. I belittle them. I insult them. Yeah, I may even slap their face. But don't worry. Only their pride gets hurt. And that's the fucking point!
There's a reason for bad service. Just as there's a reason for political correctness & women trampling all over you in your home country. You wimps deserve nothing better!
LosoI never hit anyone but I will kick them out.
Manizales911
08-02-09, 19:56
I would like to state for the record that I have not been ripped off by a single working girl in any country in my 6 years of travel. I have, however, been ripped off by a number of large banks and corporations.
I would never hit a WG except, as stated before, in a case of extreme self-defense.Not ONCE? Even when you were a newbie? C'mon dude, we all have been taken at least once especially at the beginning of our "careers".
Pixelpirata
08-02-09, 21:22
I joined amolatina.com
I get letters from many ladies from medellin. 3 are like perfect 10
Is this site BS?
Anyone with experince from the girls from this site. It is quite antique and expensive and I think it is a to good to be true-site
Anyone knows more?
GringoLoco2
08-03-09, 11:50
I know for a fact you are wrong from my experiences.
Just like any country.
Sometimes you can get lucky.
Sometimes it can take weeks.
It depends on the girl.
No respectful, career Colombian women will have a one night stand with you period.
MiamiHeatLuver
08-03-09, 21:29
I know for a fact you are wrong from my experiences.
Just like any country.
Sometimes you can get lucky.
Sometimes it can take weeks.
It depends on the girl.Hence the "RESPECTFUL" part.
Not ONCE? Even when you were a newbie? C'mon dude, we all have been taken at least once especially at the beginning of our "careers".You do not have to believe me, but not even once.
In fact, I went as far as to send money to a chica to come join me in Cartagena, and she said she needed money for her future flight to SXM ( some super deal going on) and other expenses.
She could have easily never showed up, and taken me for a couple of hundred bucks.
Yet, almost to the agreed minute ( she is on chica time, after all) there she was, in the lobby of the Cartagena Hilton in all her 5'9" glory tightly packed in Studio F jeans. :-) We spent three days, she never asked for any extra money. Obviously, food and drink on me.
OTOH, M&T Bank here in Maryland stole $200 out of my ATM deposit.
Paisalov99
08-04-09, 06:22
Does anyone know this girl or recommend her ?, she goes by name Juliet, she seems pretty but like to know the action ? BBBJ, anal and how much etc, you can PM me as well if you fucked this girl.
ok, here we go again but this time i actually have a wingman after 10 years of traveling alone and experiencing the fruits and delights of 3rd world country honies in dr, colombia & brazil. my buddy george, after getting an earful and pics and video of my escapades, breaks down and gets his passport. endless stories of wonderfully feminine felines south of the border have him drooling like a boyscout over a campfire. i tell him: in my own country, the great us of a i am clark kent, mild mannered geek with no hope of banging a hot ass mamacita and kryptonite keeping my manhood in check but when i leave the usa and pass into international waters all of a sudden i got this big fuckin' " s " on my chest with matching red cape and to top it all off i can fuckin' fly! i tell him about my venus flytrap technique of snaring cuties and he is eager to see me in action! he has met a few on-line colombianas and tells me he gets so damn horny just by listening to the way they speak spanish so damn sexy, i make sure to keep a 3 foot space between us so as to avoid any overzealous hugs, lol. i tell him that i really don't like the internet approach cause if it ain't working in the us of a it sure as hell won't outside the country. i am of the school of thought that " i gotz tah see it to believe it and close in for the kill once my dick gives the green light " at my age and experience i now delegate all authority in regards to babe chasing to my dick, he has gotten me out of trouble on so many occassions and has that sixth sense sort of like spidermans spider sense tingling warning about possible danger. he also has developed a knack for handling my finances in regards to pay for play action, quite a shrewd negotiator as he also works as a committee with my balls, they after all will be the ones in the trenches taking grenades and dodging various std's.
so we are off to medellin, the land of eternal spring, and after a few mishaps with the airline we get to our destination. being from sunny florida we instantly realize the wonderful cool weather and no humidity. george also can't help but notice all the good looking women in the airport. " damn bro, even the soldier girls are cute! " i tell him you ain't seen nothing yet man. " no problems with the customs guys and we breeze through the place. we did meet a guy from boston on line who says he comes 6-8 times a year to spend time with his babe, he can't stand us babes so has been doing this for like 5 years now and never regrets it. if he has the dough sure why not right? i had chosen a cabbie named walter from the isg site who met us there and had agreed to the standard 50k fare. he actually spoke good english and got us to a spot in poblado that i had gotten from the website called medellinrentals.com the guy was an american from california and got a few condos in the area and rents them out to gringos. the place sets us back $ 35.00 us dollars per night. the apt was small but comfortable, tiny bathroom, nice swimming pool, workout center and close to parque lleras albeit no lobby but big security guard center that did'nt let anyone in. we would have to take a cab everywhere which i did'nt like so i figured we would crash here for a day or two and then scout out the area for a more central base of operations to plan our attack on the local cuties. my buddy had already called his sweetie and she was waiting eagerly to meet him and also mentioned she had a cute cousin for me. wonderful says my brain but my dick says: whoa bro! i'll decide if she's worth putting on the superman cape and flying into the bat cave! so he sends walter the cabbie to get her. now my wingman had told me that he sensed that she was leaving out pertinent info. he likes the girls to be athletic and in shape, who does'nt? especially since we are now in shangri la no need to settle for grazing cows from oklahoma.
george had asked his girl several times how she looked, if she liked to workout, if she's in shape without trying to insult her. her best response was: " bueno no soy gorda ni soy flaca " he was skeptical but my dick almost jumped out of my pants ready to scream: bullshit bro! she's a fat chic! before that could happen my mouth took charge and said: "bullshit bro she's a fat chic! george is a nice guy and wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt but i warned him as his rear support wingman on this our 1st mission, i would give him cover but if the cousin ain't supergirl i would refuse to follow him into enemy territory and use up precious ammo on a low value target. he agreed, we got prepared, went over strategies and escape routes. walter called a little while later and said the girls are downstairs, we jet downstairs ready for battle and realize we got two poor quadrada chics staring and smiling at us. i motion to george to abort the mission but being the nice guy that he is assures me that we will just take them to eat and then say we are tired from jetlag and want to sleep, i say: ok man let's just get this mission over with and call it a simple fly by operation. now being the cheap motherfucker that i am i tell him: " yo bro let's just take them to a simple burger joint for some fries and a coke " well we somehow end up in some upscale mall called " oveido " and i can notice the people there looking at us gringos hanging with some barrio chics, nice. very nice. i walk towards a store with 2 hotties giving out perfume samples and they look at me with a look like saying: what are you doing with them! all of a sudden my quadrada girl in spandex see's something in the window of a shop, she points and yells out: vivi! vivi! vivi! (meaning viviana, my buddys porky girlsfriends name) she continued to do this relentlessly several times she would see something in the window she would like. my cma (cheapmotherfuckeralert) goes off warning me i might have to spend some hard earned rapidly declining in value dollars so i turn on the turbo afterburners and do a steep dive at 7 " g's " and i immediately separate from my little porky and fly solo leaving my wingman 50 feet behind me to give the chic clear and concise message that i was'nt interested in buying or exchanging gunfire. we wind up at a really nice spot and end up treating them to some upscale grub. now that i think about it i left my wingman stuck with the tab for the two low value quadrada targets later on they excuse themselves to go to the trough and george tells me that she lied about her age and a whole lot of other stuff her weight and her name as well. my dick is about to jump out of my pants again and yell out: " no fuckin' duh bro! but my mouth beats him to the punch and says: " no fuckin' duh bro! you gotz to listen to me man! i'm mr. been there done that, i made all the mistakes you made and i'm here to make sure you have a good time and don't repeat my mistakes. we dump them off by calling walter to come get us and taking the girls back to wherever he picked them up to begin with. george had also been chatting with walter about him getting a hot babe that he personally knows, : " una mona linda " george thought he said he could get her a cute monkey but i had to tell him " mona " in colombia means a blonde and not a primate, he's puerto rican by the way. we chill out a bit at the apt then head out to parque lleras. lot's of hot ass babes with silicone but most were accompanied by their boyfriends and the ones that were solo were stuck up just like here in the states. we hit blue and red & some other spots but decided to head back. the music is turning my ears inside out and i am not the spring chicken i used to be and neither is my wingman, we are just 40ish and even though we are in colombia it's still been there done that. i told him the way i operate is in the crowded places in the main part of the city during the day when the babes are going to work or school etc etc, so we chill out and call it a night and actually walk to our base of operations. yeah i know it was like 3 am but it was a nice area and i've been through the south bronx during it's hey day back in the 80's when the rats were out break dancing in the streets and drinking oe 40's so this was not a big deal.
next day we get up early and take a cab to the metro, $ 3600 cop, we are outside the poblado station and i realize that it's also the stop to a big university and see some real cuties walking around. we get on the metro and get off at parque berrio, nice. very nice, just like i like it, crowded with lot's of regular girls walking around. prime hunting grounds, let the games begin! walk for hours on end, walk into tons of hotels and get pricing and compare rooms and proximity to sights. we're hanging out at the park where the main cathedral is when i see a bright yellow top and tight little blue jean skirt and one absolutely stunning cutie walking towards me. i think fast and approach her and start the lost gringo routine:
me: deescoolpeh senroreetah estooy perdeedo, me puedez ajudarh?
at first she is a bit taken aback as they are all told not to trust any stranger in the streets but my broken spanish makes her eyes open wide and she realizes the " s " on my chest and asks the inevitable fall into my trap question:
cutie: de donde tu eres?
nya ha ha ha ha! (dastardly laugh) i begin to spin my web.
me: estadoos ooonidus!
well from there she's hooked, we hang out for about 10 minutes and i walk her to her job. i gave her a story of looking for a hotel called nutibara and she gave me directions on getting there, although i already knew where it was. now it was her first day at work and she was dressed to drive any guy bananas. well we get to her job and sure enough the guys in the place get the " restless horny hyena " look along with the " holy shit what a sweet piece of ass " look. they realize i am with her and behave but when i pick her up later in the evening she tells me they were like leeches and baboons falling over themselves trying to impress her. they also gave me dirty looks and knew i was a gringo. i was with my wingman but did'nt try anything to get them pissed, after all they got home field advantage and i am afterall the visitng team and local cuties sure do like out-of-towners, especially if they speak english! i kinda understand now how derek jeter must feel when he visits another teams ballpark and all that ass waiting around for him. now a little background here on myself. i was born in queens from bogota / colombian parents and speak read and write spanish very fluently but prefer to use this routine as it just works so damn well. i am not brad pitt but neither am i the elephant man and my wingman i would say is comparable as well. i have graying dark hair on the sides and the babes call me " sir " in the usa but damn if it attracts them south of the border, here i am an " elder statesman " or as they say, un papito lindo. remember what i said about that big " s " on my chest. yes in the good ole us of a i would be like batman using my utility belt of tricks and tons of $$$, but not here, i gotz super powers man!
so off we go with my cutie back to poblado, we take a cab and head upstairs. my buddy goes to take a nap cause we are gonna move our base of operations in a few hours and i get to play with my new toy! we take a few pics and she is so damn cute, we make out, some ass grabbing and groping, heavy petting and deep kisses. i can't believe what's happening i have to take a breather to see if it's an elaborate hoax and lex luthor pops out with some kryptonite up my ass but no way. this is a babe i could not ever get back home unless of course i paid for it big time. she is just too damn sweet, i take out my mp3 player and hook up some speakers and just chill and pack my gear. my buddy gets up and we call a cab to take us to our new pad. i give the guy the hotel biz card and he gets us to our destination. as soon as he opens the door some homeless dirty shoeless stinky freak opens the door from the outside: amigo! dejame te ayudo! a little glue sniffing kid rushes to him and begs for $$$ i get out on the other side and before i could get the door for my cutie another zombie freak opens it and says: ay que nina mas linda! i take the door from him and get her out, my poor baby says: ay no dios mio que es esto? with her adorable medellin / colombian accent, my wingman yells out: yo what the hell is this place did you bring me here to die! all i can say with a slight smile and embarrasment: bro! this is how i roll! he says: roll where? downhill? he tells the cabbie: este amigo me trajo aqui para morir, el tiene dinero pero para ahorar un peso me trae a el infierno! my cutie says: ay que estamos haciendo aqui, mi mama me mata si sabe que estoy andando por esta area a estas horas! i pay the cabbie and tell my pal: bro! just relax it gets better trust me! and to my cutie: mi amor no se peocupe que en un minutico te vas a olvidar de esto. she says: ay rapido porfavor que tengo miedo! we get our gear from the cab cutie grabs my arm and we spot the entrance and lo and behold it's got a couple of hookers, some guy frying up some mystery meat in a makeshift portable diner, a slight scent of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), an old lady offers me some tinto she sells from a thermos, bright lights from a casino next door, more homeless zombie freaks approaching us to complete the ensemble behind us, military police and regular cops (thank god! ) fruit and vegatable stands to navigate between, chicklet girls more glue sniffing kids. my buddy yells out: yo man where's the hotel? i can only say with some amusement: it's right in front of us bro! he says: where! i'm almost ready to break down and laugh knowing i am gonna write this all down at some point. well the hotel is on the second floor and the zombies are folllowing us up the stairs as well. my cutie: ay rapido que no aguanto mas! my pal: you got that right! my cutie: que dijo tu amigo? i say: oh el esta encantado con el lugar. my pal gives me a look. we get to the top of the stairs and i feel like yelling at the front counter people: help us! help us! let us in! but i hold back on futhering the crazy drama. we get in and they lock the zombies outside however we can still see them. my cutie says: ay menos mal, que horror! the lady at the front desk says: ay ellos no hacen nada, mas que nada lo pasan pidiendo dinero pero no molestan tanto. the remaining zombie smiles and shows his rotted black teeth and does a fred astaire imitation at the top of the stairs and my buddy warms to him and dances as well on the protective side of the glass door and says hey he ain't that bad man he's kinda cool! i say: yeah you were shitting bricks a minute ago bro! well off we go to our room, it's a clean room with 2 large beds and a tv, dresser and bathroom all for the amazing low price of $ 32, 000 cop. we unpack and then i go downstairs to get a private room for my cutie and me which was $ 20, 000 cop. my pal crashes out and off i go with my bunny rabbit. we shower together and man she has a tight little body, she's 19 and had a kid less than a year ago but her tight flat stomach shows no hint of anything. i take some pics of her and us and off we go to fantasy island. a tall mirror in the room and i am having the time of my life, so sweet, so feminine, so gentle. unreal! she hops on top cowgirl style facing me and i still can't believe i am in the same room with her and we just met 12 hours ago, it's now about mid-night. we have our fun and fall asleep cucharita style, she loves the way i treat her and i love that she let's me treat her this way. her name is monica by the way and i will meet more girls but she will be my main squeeze for most of my trip. the others were flaky and wanted $$$ and not to " share ". the name of the hotel is:
hotel d' greiff calle 53 av. de grieff frente a plaza botero, tel 514-33-02 / 511-79-88 medellin, colombia.
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Hence the "RESPECTFUL" part.I'm with ya HEAT.
I've had my share of luck and fun for sure, most likely more than most cats. Like you say though, the trully respectful chicas, in Colombia and Brasil alike have made me suffer at least a date or so before showing me all their love.
That's OK though. Just part of the fun
Some guys idea of respectful may just be different than others.
For some it's the pro who isn't wearing too much makeup
Take care amigo!
Chillyg,
I got a kick reading this.
Any time a girl says I'm not fat or skinny, you know she'll have a big ass, nice call.
Does anyone know this girl or recommend her ?, she goes by name Juliet, she seems pretty but like to know the action ? BBBJ, anal and how much etc, you can PM me as well if you fucked this girl.Why don't you ask the photographer?
Manizales911
08-04-09, 15:49
You do not have to believe me, but not even once.
In fact, I went as far as to send money to a chica to come join me in Cartagena, and she said she needed money for her future flight to SXM ( some super deal going on) and other expenses.
She could have easily never showed up, and taken me for a couple of hundred bucks.
Yet, almost to the agreed minute ( she is on chica time, after all) there she was, in the lobby of the Cartagena Hilton in all her 5'9" glory tightly packed in Studio F jeans. :-) We spent three days, she never asked for any extra money. Obviously, food and drink on me.
OTOH, M&T Bank here in Maryland stole $200 out of my ATM deposit.O.K. dude,
You win.
LOL
Manizales911
08-04-09, 15:52
Chillyg,
Cool report man but a little long in the tooth for a one night,one girl report. The military and "superman" stuff gets a little old. Glad you had fun though.
Does anyone know this girl or recommend her ?, she goes by name Juliet, she seems pretty but like to know the action ? BBBJ, anal and how much etc, you can PM me as well if you fucked this girl.Gentleman,
Once and for all guys the chicas do not come with a price tag tattoed on their forehead and a list of the services that they provide. As in all things YMMV and what I get for free (or almost !) could be totally different than what you receive for 200K+, and viceversa.
When we start thinking of them as products is when we are going to receive assembly line type of service.
JMHO
I Medellin at times it is obvious when a girl is in the hunt. If someone has experience it and can assist someone else in not making an error this is a good thing.
It is not just a matter of menu and pricing; I might know a girl will not do anal or any type BB for all the money in the world, would you not want to know about it before you ask the young lady as to not offend?
I know I like a little BB loveing with much issing and hugging but have the "ganas" for a certain young'un, I would want some inside before I turn her off to the slightest GFE by asking "can I ram you without".
Intel can be a good thing!
And remember just because they are poor not all are on the market. I still remembe are the storry of the polark who propsitioned my friend near Parque Bolivar. She works at a phone store near the park not in the park. To date she has not had to cross over.
Juat a rant,
Mike
Gentleman,
Once and for all guys the chicas do not come with a price tag tattoed on their forehead and a list of the services that they provide. As in all things YMMV and what I get for free (or almost !) could be totally different than what you receive for 200K+, and viceversa.
When we start thinking of them as products is when we are going to receive assembly line type of service.
JMHO
GringoLoco2
08-05-09, 08:05
That is your definition of "respectful". Yes many girls will make you wait but I'm sure there are also a few *****s that don't give it up to you so you think they are 'respectful'. I have banged a few girls the first night or two in Colombia that were non working girls. No money, no cab fares, no promises. Zilch. That is respectful enough for me. Believe it or not but it does happen. Been there and done that.
Hence the "RESPECTFUL" part.
Manizales911
08-05-09, 12:00
And for the guy the wrote the novel here keep it concise in my forum here, long reports are reserved for great wisdom, stay tuned boys I'll be around.7 reports to your name and it's YOUR forum? Umm yeah , O.K.
The name of the Hotel is:
Hotel D' Greiff Calle 53 AV. De Grieff Frente a Plaza Botero, Tel 514-33-02 / 511-79-88 Medellin, Colombia.Just as a point of reference for those who don't know, Hotel D' Greiff is above Cojenito's Strip bar. Very short walk from Parque Botero. And of course in line with the famous Calle 53 street girls.
I can imagine the non pro, semi pro and street pussy walking around now.
Good place to mix it up during the day. Great food especially the abundant rotisserie chicken joints at super cheap prices. At night it's a whole other story. But it's doable.
Cheers,
Cubanut
Getting There & Away
I flew from Brussels to Medellin with Avianca, via Madrid and Bogotá. The airfare was:
Ticket: 509 EUR
Airport Taxes: 80,97 EUR
Ticket service charge: 10 EUR
Total: 599,97 EUR
I only had 50 minutes to transfer to the Medellin flight in Bogotá. After zipping through immigration, I was ushered onto the plane. But my luggage didn’t make it, so I had to wait for an hour before the next flight arrived.
Medellin Airport
Money
There is no ATM in the arrivals halls, but you can find one in the departure hall up the stairs.
Airport Transfer
The fares to different parts of town are displayed on a map in the arrivals hall. El Poblado is part of the Medellin zone; the fare is 50k COP. The machine printed my ticket. Once I’d decided where I wanted to go, I showed it to the taxi driver and settled down for the long, but scenic ride into town.
To the airport, I was coming from Frank Casio’s house in Envigado and paid 52k COP.
Customs
Your luggage is unlikely to get searched coming into the country. Leaving Colombia is a different matter! Apart from multiple scans, my hand luggage was manually searched no less than 3 times (once in Medellin; twice in Bogotá).
My hand luggage is full of electronics and generated little attention from customs officers. Unlike in Europe, they’re not searching for explosives. They’re looking for Colombia’s #1 export product. La coca!
Passengers carrying coffee or any other powdery substance in which coca could easily be hidden, can expect their luggage to be scrutinized. Even sealed bags will be cut open. If you want to bring back Colombian coffee, don’t buy it at the airport and make sure it’s in your checked in luggage.
Accommodation
The Apartment Medellin
General
Web Site
- http://www.theapartmentmedellin.com/
The manager is Australian Andrew Campion. He handles reservation requests and replies promptly to e-mails. Carlos, his Colombian assistant, speaks good English. He can be contacted “any time if there’s anything you need”.
Since I made my reservations at the last minute, I had few options. Moving house no less than 4 times was a nuisance, but couldn’t be helped.
Payment
A 20% deposit is required to secure a reservation. PayPal is the most convenient payment option.
When you check in, you will receive an envelope detailing the balance to be paid in USD or COP (exchange rates from xe.com). If you choose to pay in cash, Carlos will come by to collect the money. Paying the balance through PayPal incurs a 3,5% processing fee. Paying by credit card is not possible.
A 300 USD security deposit is also required. It is refunded the same way it was paid (usually through PayPal).
Communication
All apartments are equipped with a desktop PC with Internet connection. You can also connect your laptop to the router.
Each apartment comes with a rental phone. That saves you from visiting a phone operator’s office and filling in a ton of forms. For Europeans, only quad-band phones support the GSM-850 frequency used in Colombia. With a compatible phone, you also have the option of transferring the SIM card to your phone.
All apartments also have a landline. Calls to local numbers (landline only) are free of charge.
Cleaning & Laundry
A weekly cleaning is included. Additional maid services cost 20k COP (45 min) or 40k COP (2 hours).
All apartments have at least one change of bed linen and towels. Since the apartments are equipped with a washing machine, you can do your own laundry to get rid of any “love stains” on the sheets. :) Ask Carlos or the maid to provide instructions.
Guest Policy
You can have as many “guests” as you like. I even had an orgy in one of the apartments!
No ID checks. No hassles whatsoever. Staying in an apartment means freedom! :)
Smoking Policy
All the apartments are non-smoking! But they hide that fact at the bottom of their FAQ page, which I’d never read. It is clearly stated in the welcome letter accompanying your bill, though.
I happily puffed away in every one of the apartments I stayed in. So did almost every chica who visited me.
40 USD was deducted from my security deposit because: “We needed to do an extra cleaning in 402 ($20) and buy some additional cleaning products ($20) to remove the smell of cigarettes.”
Special Offers
Make sure to check out the special offers:
http://www.theapartmentmedellin.com/DiscountsandDeals.html
I took advantage of “The $1 Dollar A Day Deal” for every apartment I stayed in. :)
Apartment 1005
Arriving in Medellin without a reservation for my 1st night, I bunked down in this apartment. It was fully furnished, but didn’t have electricity yet. I paid 80k COP directly to the owner, who was staying in his other apartment across the street (402).
http://www.theapartmentmedellin.com/Apartment1005.html
When my reservation for another apartment (501 – no longer listed) was canceled, Apt 1005 was once again my only option. The apartment had electricity by then, but the gas wasn’t connected yet, which meant there was no hot water. The common areas looked uninviting as well. The walls of the elevator were still covered with cardboard! At least, the apartment was a bargain at half price (40 USD/night).
Apartment 402
I spent most of my time in this cozy 1 bedroom apartment.
http://www.theapartmentmedellin.com/Apartment402.html
For my first stay (5 days), I paid 70 USD/night. Once again benefitting from the 1$/day discount, I paid 66 USD/night my final 9 days in Medellin.
The apartment is close to Parque Lleras and very well located. The closest ATM & grocery shop are on Carrera 36. Turn right on Calle 11B and turn right again on Carrera 36B (where the Park 10 Hotel is). Arrived on Carrera 36, turn right and you’ll spot the bank & shop on your left.
The closest supermarket is Pomona. Turn left on Calle 11B and walk downhill all the way to the end, then turn left. There’s another ATM just before Pomona Supermarket. Depending on the weight of your shopping, the uphill walk back may be strenuous.
Driving to the apartment is a little tricky. As Carrera 36B is a one way street, you’ll have to make a detour to make it to Calle 11B, although some taxi drivers simply ignored the sign. Telling the taxi to drive to Pomona Supermarket on Calle 10A makes entering Calle 11B more straightforward.
Apartment 701
This magnificent apartment was the scene for my 1st orgy and cost me 106 USD/day for 4 days.
http://www.theapartmentmedellin.com/Apartment701.html
The building is located atop a hill next to Tesoro Mall, and provides a splendid vista of Medellin. Tesoro Mall will satisfy all your needs (ATMs, restaurants, shopping, Pomona Supermarket in the basement). The steep final part of the walk back may kill you, though!
Burglary
I have accounts, with details of every peso I spend. My accounts are updated at least once a day, after every chica leaves and after every major transaction. After Carlos picked up the balance for Apt 701, the figures were correct. I went to El Tesoro to eat and shop for groceries. As I got money from an ATM, I updated my accounts again as soon as I got home. 200 EUR and 200k COP were missing. :eek:
The burglar didn’t take all the money. I had more EUR and more COP. He probably figured I wouldn’t notice the theft.
You might say I was careless - my luggage was left wide open. I simply didn't figure I'd get robbed in such a fancy apartment building.
When I reported the burglary to Andrew Campion, he replied:
I'm very shocked to hear about that and I'm sorry this has happened. It appears that someone has a key to the apartment as it would be impossible to break in. We will be changing the lock today so thank you for letting us know so we can prevent this happening again.
Please accept my sincerest apologies for this incident.
My Place
Frank Casio’s My Place is a 3 bedroom apartment located on the quiet part of the Mayorista strip. The common area has photogenic red, green & blue sofas. The bedrooms are small, but adequate.
For 25 USD/day or 150 USD/week, My Place is a great deal for the budget monger. For the dedicated Mayorista monger, My Place presents an even better bargain. You save 12k COP/pop on the ST room. A steady diet of 4 chicas/day will cover the price of your room at My Place! :) Hell, the convenience of having your own fuck pad right on the strip is already worth the cost, even if you choose to spend the night in more upscale accommodation.
Apart from being an all-round great guy, Frank Casio is a real connoisseur of the Medellin scene. He went out of his way to help me, even though I wasn’t staying at My Place. Frank Casio is a class act!
Food
La Rueca
My favorite restaurant was La Rueca, on Calle 10A. Mains are around 20k COP. They serve big portions of good quality meat. And you can smoke on the terrace. My kinda place!
Like most restaurants, they add a 10% “propina volontaria” to your bill. They’re closed on Sundays and Monday evenings.
QBano
When La Ruaca was closed, I usually settled for a sandwich and fries at QBano.
Pomona Supermarket
Being a night owl, I generally had my first meal of the day early evening. By the time I got peckish again, all restaurants were closed. After going hungry a few times, I started stocking my fridge with ready-made sandwiches from Pomona Supermarket. The chicas liked them too... provided I warmed them up.
BTW, the locals told me Pomona Supermarkets were expensive. Exito is cheaper.
Transportation
Taxis
Medellin is a big city, and the mongering options are spread out all over town, so you’ll need taxis all the time. The city is littered with taxis. They all have meters. They all use the meter.
The fare starts at 1900 COP. The minimum fare is 3600 COP. Sample fares are:
- El Poblado – Centro : 7k COP
- El Poblado – Mayorista: 7k COP
- Centro – Mayorista: 12k COP
Apart from flagging down a taxi in the street, you can also call for one. If you call them from a land line, they can derive your address from your phone number, so there’s no need to give any directions. One of the many numbers you can call is: 444.44.44.
Metro
I only used the metro once. There’s only 1 station in El Poblado and it was a long walk from my apartment. The fare is 1500 COP.
ATM Machines
There are plenty of ATM machines, which accept both debit and credit cards. Bancolombia will give you 400k COP per pull.
Climate
Medellin is known as the City of Eternal Spring. As it’s close to the equator, year-round temperatures vary little. Because of its altitude (1500m), it has a temperate climate.
After October, May is the 2nd wettest month of the year. During May, it rained almost every night I was in town, which was bloody annoying. Nighttime temperatures were in the high teens, but felt colder because of the incessant rains. Pack & dress appropriately!
Safety
A lot has been written about safety in Medellin. I generally consider crowded areas to be safe, and never felt ill at ease in Medellin. Of course, shit happens!
Loso
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timing
i was in medellin:
april 21 - may 14 (23 nights)
statistics
during my 23-day stay in medellin, i had:
st: 20
lt: 7
girls: 24
abysmal lt stats (29%). and, excluding the 1st night, there were 4 days i didn’t get laid at all!
casas
daytime casas
centro is littered with daytime casas. most open at 10 am and close between 6-8 pm. with average prices around 30k cop for 30 minutes and 50k cop for an hour, they’re pretty damn cheap. some places (like sexi) even have a 2 for 1 special for 50k cop.
some would say the daytime casas are the main attraction in medellin. yet i didn’t visit a single casa. why?
when you enter a casa, you get shown the line-up of chicas. you pick your favorita and escort her to a room. what’s wrong with that scenario? no interaction! in a place where negotiating services is a must, low interaction environments are a recipe for disaster.
then there are the facilities. cold water showers and beds as hard as concrete seem to be the norm. none of the daytime casas have a take-away option. it is possible to meet the girls after work, though. but that implies it would be a repeat. and the chicas have to wake up early.
from day 1 (with salome from lindas chicas), i got into a pattern of going to sleep at dawn and waking up late afternoon. since i’m a night owl by nature, that cycle was tough to break. and since the daytime casas are not at all my style, i simply wasn’t motivated to get my lazy ass out of bed.
upscale casas
apart from the cheap casas in centro, medellin also has more upscale options. top of the line is loutron, where a 1 hour session will set you back a whopping 185k cop. judging from reports, that buys you a cbj on a mattress on the floor. no, thanks!
lindas chicas
address
- calle 58 # 50a-54
- close to prado metro station
phone
- 254-05-98
lindas chicas offers a unique service in medellin. while the client base in all other p4p venues is 95-98% locals, lindas chicas specifically targets a foreign audience. and, as far as i know, it’s the only casa in medellin offering a take-away option.
lindas chicas is a 24/7 operation, but mamasan nanci only has chicas on the premises between 10 pm and 6 am. most of the time, the line-up consists of 6 chicas. whenever chicas get booked, nanci calls for reinforcements.
nanci told me she had a catalogue of 80 girls. after visiting lindas chicas almost every night for a week, i would say that’s a gross exaggeration. a stable of 20 chicas is probably closer to the truth.
on my 1st visit, i told nanci i was looking for a carinhosa chica to spend the night with me. dfk & bbbj were a must. nanci went to talk to the girls. all were willing. gfe service is standard at lindas chicas.
once you’ve picked your dream date, she’ll sit down on the comfortable sofa with you and order a drink. all the girls used dfk as a sales technique. and that’s how it should be!
the girls told me that lindas chicas had 5-6 customers on a good night; only 1 on a bad night. the lindas chicas girls are low mileage.
i generally partied with the girls in my apartment the whole night. colombianas tend to be shy in public, and nothing beats drinks at supermarket prices. the chicas are party girls and love to stay up all night. they may not be ideal companions for party poopers who wake up in the morning.
if you’re looking for a tln gfe, lindas chicas is the place to go in medellin. it’s also the only place where a tln doesn’t end when the sun comes up, but lasts until lunchtime. ask to make sure anyway!
finally, the prices:
- 75k cop multa
- 200k cop tln
- 10k cop for drinks (yours & hers)
strip clubs
upscale
san diego
address
- calle 37 # 45-15
drinks prices
- 10k cop for beer (foreign brands only)
- 20k cop minimum consumption
- 14k cop for ladies drink
the beautiful chicas seemed to be cold hearted snakes. the quality of the selection in no way warranted prices (drinks & chicas) that are 2-3 times higher than in centro. i visited san diego once. once was enough!
fase ii
address
- carrera 44 # 30-27
fase ii is supposed to be the top strip joint in town. but the chicas have an even worse reputation for being barracudas than in san diego. cbj from a plastic doll with silicone tits? no, thanks.
centro
prices
the prices in the centro strip clubs are pretty standard.
drinks
- 4k cop for local beer
- 5500 cop for trago (shot; literally swallow)
- 8k cop for ladies beer (small bottle)
chicas
- 50k cop for 30 min
* some girls may ask for 65k cop
- 40-50k cop multa
- 100-150k cop tln
* negotiable
ejecutivo
address
- calle 53 # 48-20
ejecutivo has by far the largest & best selection in centro. the quality is as high as in san diego, for a fraction of the price. and the girls are a helluva lot friendlier.
las americas
address
- calle 53 # 49-50
evelin was the only stripper to visit my apartment. she was a perfect little angel. while evelin was my favorite las americas girl, there were a few other cuties as well.
maracaibo
address
- calle 53 # 49-30
maracaibo was my least favorite of the 3 strip clubs on calle 53, while it’s frank casio’s favorite. give it a try and form your own opinion.
las gatas
address
- carrera 50 # 52-94
during my only visit, there wasn’t a single attractive chica in the house.
conejitos
address
- carrera 52 # 53-03
panama mike & i stuck our head inside conejitos one night. we weren’t impressed.
grill occidental
address
- carrera 52 # 53-158
another place where panama mike & i had a peek at the talent... and left.
general
observations
strip clubs are the main nighttime p4p option in medellin. i figured many of my bed companions would be strippers. it didn’t work out that way...
if you don’t mind fucking the chicas on the premises, the centro strip clubs have plenty of quality and present a good deal. unlike in the casas, you can chat with the girls, gauge their enthusiasm and negotiate services.
i had no desire to fuck the girls in crummy rooms with cold water showers. instead, i invited them to my apartment for the night. some girls weren’t interested, but many were willing. most readily agreed to dfk & bbbj, though a few stubbornly refused. staying until afternoon didn’t seem to be a big issue. but there was another stumbling block...
every single chica i talked to insisted on being paid in advance in the bar (multa + chica fee). except for evelin, i was unable to convince a single girl to accept payment after the deed. this mission impossible frustrated the hell out of me! :mad:
frankly, i am astonished that the advance payment issue in the strip clubs gets little or no attention on the boards, when it should be headline news. i was shocked when the strip clubs turned out to be a dead end. as they were supposed to be my main source of chicas, i was also totally & utterly screwed!
miscellaneous
although the strippers can make good money in tips, only about half the chicas actually show the goodies on stage. one time, i wanted to talk to a chica after seeing her perform on stage, but she never showed. when i met her outside and asked why she didn’t make her rounds after the show, she replied she didn’t fancy getting grabbed by every drunk in the bar!
weekends are the busiest days for the strip clubs. some girls only work fin de semana, while some of the chicas who work weekdays take the weekend off.
la mayorista
introduction
i was running out of lindas chicas to fuck. i couldn’t catch a break in the strip clubs. my trip was in serious danger of being a total bummer. luckily, i discovered la mayorista!
those who say la mayorista has nothing but skanky hoes for truck drivers need their eyesight checked. there are some gems out there!
the strip
la mayorista is a short strip along calle 85 in itaguí. every taxi driver knows it. the area is littered with streetwalkers. there are also a few bars & restaurants and plenty of street vendors. la mayorista is supposed to be 24/7, but i never visited before 8 pm. the best time is after 10 pm.
the standard price for a 30 min st is 25k cop, though some girls may ask for 30k cop. the full hour will set you back 50k cop, though i had offers as low as 40k cop. the st room will cost you 12k cop (18k cop with 2 girls).
of course, i had no intention of fucking the girls on the premises. out of curiosity, i asked a fellow monger about the facilities. he replied: “shower? i won’t even go there. i just sling my dick in the sink.” nuff said!
take-away
i wanted the chicas to visit my apartment. to improve my chances of a gfe, i wanted minimum 1 hour. to cover the time wasted by taxi rides, i offered them 10k cop over the going rate. 60k cop for an hour in my apartment seemed like a fair deal for both of us.
what do you think the chicas prefer? to make 25k cop in a crummy mayorista room or 60k cop in a comfortable el poblado apartment? i’ll give you a clue. la mayorista is their comfort zone!
some girls readily agreed to hop into a taxi with me. others needed some convincing. yet others stubbornly refused. promising the girl to escort them back to la mayorista may help (i was coming back for seconds anyway). asking another chica to vouch for you may also do the trick.
having your own personal fuck pad right on the strip (my place) may be the ultimate solution!
tln
while sts are a nice distraction, a tln gfe is what i really wanted. unfortunately, that’s not so easy at la mayorista.
the mayorista chicas are local girls. the vast majority have kids. some go to school. there are 1001 reasons why a tln only lasts until dawn in medellin, any of which may be an excuse for their colombian boyfriend.
the normal rate for a tln at la mayorista is 100k cop, though some chicas may ask for more. but i didn’t fancy a colombian tln. for me, a tln lasts until lunchtime. i offered some chicas 150k cop, but couldn’t find any takers. i figured paying 6 times the st rate for 2 fucks and a full night’s sleep in a comfortable bed was a great deal. but try & explain that to chicas whose short-sightedness borders on stupidity!
with a repeat (like liliana), a tln is easier to come by, as it gives the girl a chance to organize a babysitter. madeleyne, who came for an hour, but stayed for 24 hours, was the only mayorista chica with a permanent babysitter. she may be a cokehead, but she’s got the right idea!
gringos
of all the p4p venues i visited, la mayorista had by far the highest number of gringos. frank casio’s publicity campaign must be doing wonders for the area. :) considering the numbers, i was surprised there weren’t more chicas catering specifically to gringo needs (like madeleyne). then again, brain power is not their forte.
services
mayorista chicas will do all kinds of things. but they don’t want the other chicas to find out what mischief they get up to. several girls explicitly asked me not to tell other girls they’d given me a bbbj. especially not their best friend!
negotiating services (dfk, bbbj...) is a must with mayorista chicas, but you have to be discrete! if other chicas can overhear the negotiations, any request for “special” services is bound to be met with a firm: “no!” whisper in their ear or pull them away from the crowd to make sure nobody can hear you!
for the same reason, 3-somes with mayorista chicas are doomed to be a disaster.
gfe
with a few exceptions, the service from the mayorista chicas was great. would i have gotten the same level of service if i’d taken them for a st on the premises? frankly, i don’t think so.
while some chicas were apprehensive to leave the mayorista comfort zone, most felt right at home when i offered them a drink and put some music on. we could dance and get to know each other on the sofa. we could have a hot shower together (though some girls preferred cold water). an unhurried session in a nice apartment definitely improves your chances of a gfe.
btw, i always make sure there are no (working) clocks in my room. some girls totally forgot about the time and went well into overtime. :)
adelante
quite a few mayorista chicas also asked to be paid in advance, but it wasn’t nearly as big an issue as in the strip clubs. not a single chica asked to be paid before getting into the taxi. once we were in my apartment, i had home advantage.
sometimes, pointing at my apartment and saying: “do i look poor?” was sufficient. worst case scenario, i’d put the money in the night stand.
other streetwalkers
prado
on my way to lindas chicas, i spotted a few cute chicas (and plenty of transvestites) just outside the prado metro station. when i revisited the area late at night the next day, only the transvestites were still on duty.
frank casio told me that most of the prado streetwalkers are glue sniffers. is that worse than coca sniffers? :p
san diego
a taxi drove miamiheatluver & i around the area late at night on mother’s day. there were very few chicas and the only hottie was reportedly a total pro.
the area may have more to offer earlier at night on regular days. as the streets were totally deserted, exploring the area by taxi may be the smart option.
carrera 53
the area has about a dozen tiny bars, with just a couple of chicas in each bar. most girls were sitting inside, so you couldn’t get a decent look at them from the street. only a few unattractive specimens approached us on the pavement.
once again, that was on mother’s day. the selection may be a lot better on other days.
medellin chicas
venues
lindas chicas: 7 (29%)
la mayorista: 14 (59%)
strip club: 1 (4%)
phone numbers: 2 (8%)
looks
paisas
there’s no denying the paisas are beautiful. of course, the real question is: are the paisa putas beautiful? i’d say they’re a cross section of the general population... but without the stunners.
pretty faces are easy enough to find. hot bodies are a different proposition. i wasn’t impressed with the percentage of flacitas in cartagena in 2005. it only seems to be getting worse. at least 80% of the chicas is overweight. gorditas rule!
silicone
silicone tits are big business in medellin. especially in the strip clubs, plastic tits are all the rage.
personally, i prefer a mouthful. the only enhanced tetas i sucked on were on a blind date. but christina did provide some interesting insights. she told me she had the implants to improve her self esteem. to feel sexy! looking attractive to guys has nothing to do with it. sisters are doing it for themselves!
service
statistics
kissing
dfk: 21 (88%)
lips only: 1 (4%)
no kissing: 2 (8%)
blowjobs
bbbj: 19 (79%)
cbj: 2 (8%)
no bj: 3 (13%)
overall
great service: 18 (75%)
decent service: 2 (8%)
bad service: 4 (17%)
observations
the service in medellin was generally excellent! and many of the blemishes were during more-somes (orgy; 3-some). excluding those, the figures would be even more impressive. of course, almost all the chicas were interviewed beforehand.
untrusting nature
the cause
paisas have an untrusting nature. what does that have to do with the price of tea in china? i happen to think it’s the root cause of just about everything that’s wrong with medellin! and yet searching various colombia boards for the word “untrusting“ didn’t yield a single hit!
prepagos
obviously, the main consequence is the fact that many chicas will absolutely insist on advance payment. i suppose there’s a reason why putas are referred to as prepagos in colombia.
my alarm bells are ringing as soon as i hear a word of spanish anyway. and if a chica wants to get paid in advance, i figure she won't respect the deal we've made, so i stubbornly refuse. but that ruled out most of the mongering options in medellin.
is there a correlation between chicas asking for upfront payment and bad service? there definitely is! each and every one of the underperformers asked for the money in advance. all the chicas who trusted me to pay them turned out to be great. does that mean you should chuck a chica out as soon as she utters the word “adelante”? if you wanna play it safe, the answer is yes. but you may throw out the baby with the bath water, as a few great performers initially asked for upfront payment as well.
i also discussed the issue with a few chicas. “i’m a foreigner. you really think i don’t have a measly 60k cop?” “i believe you have it, but that doesn’t mean you’ll give it to me.” astounding!
what about the chicas who specifically cater to a gringo audience? none of the lindas chicas girls (solo) asked to be paid in advance. neither of the medellin mansion chicas even talked money in advance. both provided excellent service and simply trusted me to provide adequate compensation. that shows it is possible to deprogram a paisa’s natural instincts. probably not an easy feat, though.
comfort zone
another consequence of the paisas’ untrusting nature is their reluctance to leave their comfort zone. casas don’t provide a take-away option. streetwalkers and strippers may be hesitant to leave their natural habitat.
is it such a big deal to hop into a taxi with a gringo and join him in his comfortable el poblado apartment? unfortunately, many would say yes.
paranoia
many chicas got the phone number of the taxi who brought us to my apartment. what’s wrong with calling a taxi from a reputable company? one that’s actually in the neighborhood and will show up within 3 minutes. “i don’t know him.” these chicas don’t trust anything. total fucking paranoia!
coca putas
i suppose colombia will always be “el pais de la coca”. working girls are prone to substance abuse in any country. with the availability & price of coca in medellin, you’ll be hard pressed to find any coca virgins.
if you catch them in the right mood, coca putas can be great fun. but over any period of time, their unpredictability makes druggies more trouble than they’re worth.
medellin scene
local scene
the p4p options in medellin mainly cater to locals, though foreigners are welcome. even if medellin is a well publicized international p4p destination, there are few options catering specifically to gringos and their needs.
local married men generally want an on the spot quickie. the entire p4p scene is geared towards st action on the premises. the tln gfe i crave is an unusual request in these parts.
gringos may have more money than the average local punter. but we’re only in town for a short while, whereas the locals are regular customers. while gringos will try & fuck every pretty face in the bar/casa, most locals will stick with their favorita. are gringos preferred customers? don’t be delusional!
if some strippers do aggressively approach gringos, it’s only because we’re easy targets. gringos tend to be generous with ladies drinks, while locals simply share whatever they’re drinking. and the turnaround time (from hola! to vamos!) is much shorter with gringos.
creature comforts
i used to fuck girls in wooden shacks in cambodian border towns. but the older i get, the more i value my creature comforts. i’d be back amongst those wooden shacks in a flash if i found myself in the neighborhood – there are some gems out there. but these days, i’d rather pay a little more and take the girls to my comfortable hotel room.
fucking girls in crummy rooms without even the most basic facilities (like hot water!) simply holds no appeal to me. that’s why i stuck to my guns and rowed against the stream until the bitter end, even though it made my life very difficult.
a comfortable environment also improves your chances of a gfe. and my apartment had a fully stocked fridge, music, toys... not to mention my camera! finally, home turf also provides home advantage. the chicas are more likely to be on their best behavior on unfamiliar territory.
frustration!
casas aren’t my style. the strip clubs turned out to be a dud. i was stuck with lindas chicas & la mayorista. while these venues are definitely worth exploring, they shouldn’t be the centerpiece of your trip.
as if the limited options weren’t bad enough, there was the advance payment issue, the chicas’ reluctance to leave their comfort zone and the hassle of having to negotiate every little detail. the medellin scene drove me fucking nuts! :mad:
spanish
nobody speaks english in medellin. unless you can get by in spanish, stay at the medellin mansion or stay away.
medellin vs. cartagena
in terms of mongering, cartagena is the antithesis of medellin. freelancers in the discos. freelancers on the beaches and in the streets. a scene entirely geared towards foreign sex tourists. the chicas always come to your apartment. exactly the way i like it! while i slugged to 24 chicas in 23 days in medellin, i scored 52 chicas in 21 days in cartagena!
alas, the service totally sucked! of course, cartagena 2005 was my first ever mongering trip outside of se asia. after a decade of sampling asian sweeties, cartagena ice queens who wouldn’t kiss, gave cbjs and left early were total culture shock.
combining the cartagena scene with medellin service would create paradise. but i’m afraid utopia doesn’t exist.
final words
did i have a good time in medellin? i got some decent looking girls. most of them provided wonderful service. but i was just making the best out of a bad situation. the little time i spent with a girl in my apartment, i was happy. the rest of the time, i was mainly bored and frustrated.
but that’s just me! if you’re prepared to go with the flow and take your chances on cheap prepaid fucks in crummy rooms, you might just think it’s paradise.
loso
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Chillyg, Your report even though hurt my eyes a little was just what I like to see. I have a bunch of (george the wingman) who are too cheap, busy or downright scared to do the sport we do so I'm glad one came through. Get him laid and he will close that piehole LOL. Crazy day with the glue sniffers not my kind of hotel.
Id rather see a new perspective like your report please keep them coming, yes you are superman, we all are after being whipped an trained by gringas, taught to please and sacrifice for a world like a slow death of no sex and love. As for El prezzzzidente with his record 17 post's his words speak for himself I think he was just being funny so laugh at him. Keep them coming man!
At night it's a whole other story. But it's doable.
Cheers,
CubanutUnderstatement of the year. More like "at night you too can pretend you are an extra in Grand Theft Auto Vice City."
if you want a hotel that is super economical in a "nicer" area try hotel odeon. it is near parque bolivar and only charges 25.000 per night. the rooms include friges.
not a bad area with plenty of hustle and bustle by day and hustle by night. i have stayed there many a night and have never feared the area.
biggest concern; walk to the corner make a left and you can find heaven a right end up in marica hell.
enjoy and thank to the bud who passes this info to me here in this forum.
[quote=chillyg]i give the guy the hotel biz card and he gets us to our destination. as soon as he opens the door some homeless dirty shoeless stinky freak opens the door from the outside: amigo! dejame te ayudo! a little glue sniffing kid rushes to him and begs for $$$ i get out on the other side and before i could get the door for my cutie another zombie freak opens it and says: ay que nina mas linda! i take the door from him and get her out, my poor baby says: ay no dios mio que es esto? with her adorable medellin / colombian accent, my wingman yells out: yo what the hell is this place did you bring me here to die! all i can say with a slight smile and embarrasment: bro! this is how i roll! he says: roll where? downhill? he tells the cabbie: este amigo me trajo aqui para morir, el tiene dinero pero para ahorar un peso me trae a el infierno! my cutie says: ay que estamos haciendo aqui, mi mama me mata si sabe que estoy andando por esta area a estas horas! i pay the cabbie and tell my pal: bro! just relax it gets better trust me! and to my cutie: mi amor no se peocupe que en un minutico te vas a olvidar de esto. she says: ay rapido porfavor que tengo miedo! we get our gear from the cab cutie grabs my arm and we spot the entrance and lo and behold it's got a couple of hookers, some guy frying up some mystery meat in a makeshift portable diner, a slight scent of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109), an old lady offers me some tinto she sells from a thermos, bright lights from a casino next door, more homeless zombie freaks approaching us to complete the ensemble behind us, military police and regular cops (thank god! ) fruit and vegatable stands to navigate between, chicklet girls more glue sniffing kids. my buddy yells out: yo man where's the hotel? i can only say with some amusement: it's right in front of us bro! he says: where! i'm almost ready to break down and laugh knowing i am gonna write this all down at some point. well the hotel is on the second floor and the zombies are folllowing us up the stairs as well. my cutie: ay rapido que no aguanto mas! my pal: you got that right! my cutie: que dijo tu amigo? i say: oh el esta encantado con el lugar. my pal gives me a look. we get to the top of the stairs and i feel like yelling at the front counter people: help us! help us! let us in! but i hold back on futhering the crazy drama. we get in and they lock the zombies outside however we can still see them. my cutie says: ay menos mal, que horror! the lady at the front desk says: ay ellos no hacen nada, mas que nada lo pasan pidiendo dinero pero no molestan tanto. the remaining zombie smiles and shows his rotted black teeth and does a fred astaire imitation at the top of the stairs and my buddy warms to him and dances as well on the protective side of the glass door and says hey he ain't that bad man he's kinda cool! i say: yeah you were shitting bricks a minute ago bro! well off we go to our room, it's a clean room with 2 large beds and a tv, dresser and bathroom all for the amazing low price of $ 32, 000 cop. we unpack and then i go downstairs to get a private room for my cutie and me which was $ 20, 000 cop. my pal crashes out and off i go with my bunny rabbit. we shower together and man she has a tight little body, she's 19 and had a kid less than a year ago but her tight flat stomach shows no hint of anything. i take some pics of her and us and off we go to fantasy island. a tall mirror in the room and i am having the time of my life, so sweet, so feminine, so gentle. unreal! she hops on top cowgirl style facing me and i still can't believe i am in the same room with her and we just met 12 hours ago, it's now about mid-night. we have our fun and fall asleep cucharita style, she loves the way i treat her and i love that she let's me treat her this way. her name is monica by the way and i will meet more girls but she will be my main squeeze for most of my trip. the others were flaky and wanted $$$ and not to " share ". the name of the hotel is:
hotel d' greiff calle 53 av. de grieff frente a plaza botero, tel 514-33-02 / 511-79-88 medellin, colombia.
Jergens007
08-06-09, 05:50
Awesome Report Loso!
Thank You Very Much!
Ps.
I Disagree With You On Loutron And Fase Dos.
Understatement of the year. More like "at night you too can pretend you are an extra in Grand Theft Auto Vice City."Actually I meant it was doable during the day. At night I'd suggest taxi out, taxi in. Forget the walking around at night. Done it, don't suggest anyone else do it without expecting trouble. Not safe at night whatsoever in this area.
Cheers,
Cubanut
John Gault
08-06-09, 14:42
Man you do your homework!
I enjoyed your detailed reports very much. Having spent some time mongering with you, I can testify to this board that you are not a BS type of guy.
I was surprised by your last two reports at the effort you put into them. I know some of the fellows on this board took issue with you on a part of your escapades but all in all you you gave us some slam bang reports and to me that is what this forum is all about.
Yes Frank is a good guy to know in MDE and agree with most of your ideas except I am not strong enough to resist paying in advance if I think a gem is the final prize. I also agree with you about CTG compared to MDE.
Happy hunting to you.
Nice report Loso.
I am in Medellin now.One thing I have to say is Fase II really sucks compared to last year don't even recongnize any of the girls.I still nailed 2 chics there but won't be back.Probably go to Babylon tonight after I go to Grand Opening of HOOTERS today.Maybe not I met a cab driver last night who says he can hook me up with just about any of the dancers a one of the large night clubs maybe he is full of shit I don't know but I am gonig to call him later.
AddictedToWomen
08-06-09, 15:56
i also discussed the issue with a few chicas. “i’m a foreigner. you really think i don’t have a measly 60k cop?” “i believe you have it, but that doesn’t mean you’ll give it to me.” astounding!
etc.why do you find this so surprising? have you ever talked to these girls about their work? they regularly get stiffed by johns who won't pay after unloading, beaten up, gang raped at knife point, . i'm sure you get the picture.
my astonishment is the opposite of yours: the number of girls do not insist on the money up front.
i don't know you so have no idea if it's true, but i wonder if there's any connection here with your treatment/lack of trust/lack of empathy of/with the girls and their lack of trust of you?
your luggage is unlikely to get searched coming into the country. leaving colombia is a different matter! apart from multiple scans, my hand luggage was manually searched no less than 3 times (once in medellin; twice in bogotá).
my luggage is always xrayed coming in and half the time is hand-searched too. leaving its actually searched less: go figure.
why do you find this so surprising? have you ever talked to these girls about their work? they regularly get stiffed by johns who won't pay after unloading, beaten up, gang raped at knife point, . i'm sure you get the picture.
my astonishment is the opposite of yours: the number of girls do not insist on the money up front.
i don't know you so have no idea if it's true, but i wonder if there's any connection here with your treatment/lack of trust/lack of empathy of/with the girls and their lack of trust of you? by gringos? btw, i'm used to asia, where upfront payment is never an issue. the same goes for my new playground - africa.
as i said before, the girls who were nice to me were treated like a princess. but i won't take any shit from a hoe. why?
if a chica gives bad service and gets away with it:
1) she'll do it again.
2) she'll tell her friends.
that's how a perfectly good p4p scene gets ruined... fast!
if, however, a bad performer gets abused by every customer she meets:
1) she'll soon tire of it & hopefully quit the game.
2) she won't be proud to tell her friends, so the cancer won't spread.
my luggage is always xrayed coming in and half the time is hand-searched too. leaving its actually searched less: go figure.flying in from the us, by any chance?
loso
Been hitting the casas everyday since I got here. It's been kind of hit and miss at most of these places but there are definitely a few gems out there if you happen to be at the right place at the right time.
Just a few notes on some of the casas from the Medellin list:
Estambul: 30K COP for 30 minutes, 45K COP for 45 minutes, 50K COP 1 hour. Was listed as 40K COP for 30 minutes so I went there thinking hmm maybe they have better talent of something that's why they charge the extra 5 bucks (30K COP seems to be the norm for a 30 minute quickie at most of the casas). Went this afternoon and only one girl struck my fancy... Leidy a lighter skinned negrita... or maybe just a dark skinned paisa hell idk lol. But she was just like I like them.... petite with a nice booty.
La Mansion Verde (Venus) This place is really easy to get to from the Prado metro station. None of them are that hard to find but this one is just a lot closer to the Metro if you are using that get around. However.... The day I went almost ALL the girls had great big fat asses. Most were cute enough but the asses were what I would say the average brother may like more than me. Thick and healthy was the order of the day... none of these girls were starving or going to the gym either apparently. According to my notepad I took a girl named Jennifer who was one of only two girls that day that fit my type... petite with a nice ass. Decent session, the usual fare nothing spectacular.
New Life: Prices are listed as 30K COP/ 30 minutes but they charged me 35K COP the first time I went there. Second visit took a girl named Melena... cute face, big tits and a nice ass... just a tad on the bigger scale of what I normally like to do but since I had been doing all petite girls up until this point I thought I would give this one a try. She's not fat by any means but def not a spinner either. Kind of a tweener I guess. Anyhoo I took a quick shower and come out to find her naked on the bed... nice! She put a condon on and gave a decent CBJ then I got her legs up in the air and started going to town. Before long she stated complaining about her legs so I let her put her legs down but that wasn't much fun so I flipped her over for con quatro as these girls lke to call doggie style. Well she looked a lot better in the buck that's for sure. Her ass wasn't that inspiring from behind (once freed from the painted on jeans it suddenly got a little jiggly.)
Long story short she again started complaining that she hurt and then wanted to stop and give me a handjob! Needless to say I wasn't about to waste any of my precious leche letting this puta yank my crank so I said fuck it I'll just hit one of the other casas nearby. Got dressed and went to go pay and the guy again says trienta y cinco... 35K COP. I tell him no fin, ella pare, no bueno! and give him 30K COP. I didn't really want to make a big stink especially over 15 bucks but I made sure he understood I didn't finish and was unhappy. He accepted the 30K COP and I bounced to...
Aiffe... where I took Alejandra. Cute enough girl with a nice booty. Had a somewhat innocent look about her. 30K COP for 30 minutes and I finished what I started at New Life. Strangely enough none of the other girls I have sessioned with have complained about hurting, even the much more petite girls. Although sometimes I can tell when they are getting a little uncomfortable at which point I ask "estas bien?" and they always reply yes. Also, only about 40% of the casa girls I have sessioned so far have their own little tubes of KY or other lubricant. So it may be a good idea to bring your own. Amazingly a few of the girls seem to get into it after a while because all of a sudden I can feel them getting wet and of course it feels much better than banging a dry hole. In anycase extra lube is always a good idea since even if they do get wet it will dry up after a while and then you are back to banging a dry hole...
Energy: This was the first casa I hit my first day in Medellin. Actually it was early evening and I took a cutie named Manuela. Cute face and nice booty... which is why I chose her. I'm an ass man through and through. I don't care if they have no tits as long as they have a nice ass. Manuela seemed to get into it and even DFK me... which I must admit I always find myself wondering later where her mouth has been lol. Probably easier either not to do it or not to think about it later but in the heat of the moment when she's sticking her tongue in my mouth I admit a weakness to resist it. She insisted on CBJ at least so hopefully she didn't just blow somebody BBBJ right before me... argh there I go thinking about that again LOL!
Sexi: I must admit to sessioning with the same girl twice here because she was just so damn sexi. A cute little morena pequena thing named Evelin. Absolutely adorable! Petite, gorgeous face, nice tan, beautiful smile, nice itty bitty titties, and a nice little ass. Oh and long brunette hair of course. Gentlemen I must say that if you are visiting the casas anytime soon you probably won't be disappointed in this one. That is unless you are into the gordita chics. She took it like a champ and never once complained. A+... I would repeat except I already hit it twice and I feel I would be doing a disservice to all the other casas chicas that need my leche. Price here is 28K per 30 minutes but I always get a coke for 2k COP and give them 30K COP
Zandaly: This place actually had a pretty decent lineup. So far I have usually only found one or maybe two girls per casa that I would consider sessioning with but at Zanday there was actually 4 that I would have taken without a second thought. All petite, cute and nice asses. Ended up taking the most petite of them all, a girl named Gina. Decent session, CBJ... standard positions etc etc. 25K COP for 30 minutes.
There are a bunch of casas I haven't gotten to yet but will shortly. Namely Kamasutra (have high hope for the place based on the name lol) Amsterdam and Athenas. Will likely hit those next week. Would really like to try out Lindas Chicas but the price is holding me back. I've been paying 30K COP for 30 minutes at most places which is about $15 bucks. And I've held out for (in my opinion) decent looking to extremely cute... or even hot as hell (Evelin at Sexi).
However it appears the standard price at Lindas Chicas is 100K for 1.5 hours and an 80K room fee. Does anyone know if they do 30 minute sessions and what the price is? Are the chicas there really phenomenal or something? Model quality? Why are they so much more expensive? Convenience maybe since they are open 24/7? Just seems like a heck of a lot more to pay when there are so many other cheaper options. I mean heck it seems like those prices are right around San Diego and FASE II prices... neither of which I have been to yet btw but will likely hit before I leave just to check the box.
Anyways happy mongering and stay safe in the city of eternal spring (I think they should rename it the city of eternal booty!)
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well we wake up the next morning, my cutie and i shower and lather each other up and hold each other and make some more nookie nookie and she gives me a great bbbj, with no raincoat. wow what a breakfast treat, we watch some tv, chill out, kiss alot, she tells me she loves me, hmmmmmmmmmm. i am still overwhelmed by her absolute cuteness, i mean damn she is adorable, she really looks 15 or younger but her cedula says it all, she really is 19. it never ceases to amaze me that i can land a very hot girl when i travel, mostly cause i am still shaking the effects of feeling like clark kent in america bumbling and falling all over myself. that's right guys i'm superman! look up in the sky! it's a bird, it's a plane! no! it's supergringo, snagging a cutie faster than a speeding bullet, able to land hotties with a single smile! now for those of you who criticize my constantly referring to superman / military jargon, well fellas seeing my buddies wounded in action in this war of marriage, coming out of it with missing limbs of pride, manhood and balls, bankrupt, depressed, high cholesterol, thoughts of suicide and heaven forbid going gay! i feel like a kid in a candy store or a pow that chuck norris just rescued. my pal george, man it's his 1st time out after 20 years of being in shawshank penitentiary and some of us are still green like bananas just waiting to be peeled by these sweet paisas, chicas or garotas, and for those who want consise info maybe your attention span needs to be elsewhere you won't understand this read between the lines "wisdom". so you can hit backspace on your browser right about now or enjoy the movie but please be quiet so the other patrons can enjoy. well we head out for breakfast and we realize the place is totally different in the daylight, tons of movement buses everywhere people going to school, work etc we hit a spot a block away and get some greasy eggs and laugh about the night before. my buddy says he tought he was in the thriller video or night of the living dead and i laughed so hard i got a great ab workout and started to sweat profusley. at this point with no hesitation my cutie grabs a napkin folds it and smiles as she gently wipes my face dry. i tell george: see man that's what i mean about these women outside america, they are so damn feminine, she is doing what comes natural to her which is nurture and cater to her man and making sure he is comfy at all times, she's establishing a bond between us. you'd never get a babe back home to do this much less cook and clean. she'd say something like: ok could you please stop it already you're embarrasing me. it's a simple observation but if you are aware of it as it happens it can be quite intoxicating, a womans femininity is a very subtle and seductive force of nature and as a man if you understand what is happening it can be very empowering and heightens the act of sex as you take what she willingly surrenders to you, but there are consequences as well which i won't get into. walk around the city and drop her off eventually so she can get a change of clothes and give her cab fare to get to work as my wingman and i hit the streets and explore. his jaw constantly gapes open from the amazement of stunning women all around him but at the same time he can't get over the poverty all around us. we get some fresh squeezed oj at a juice bar at the parque berrio metro station and chill out to watch the babes go by. we also decided that getting cell phones was a must so we proceeded to a few spots and settled for 2 inexpensive zte's with a high technology amber background light, wow, thought i was back in the 70's. we call walter about la " mona " for my wingman and he says she will meet us the following day, cool that's all set and george says we hit mangos tonight being friday. we head back to hotel d'greiff along the way encountering all the hustle and bustle, man i feel right at home like in nyc and i see that there are 2 strip clubs on the block, one is called conejitas and i don't recall the name of the other one. i thought about going in just to check it out but i've been there done that and not really into that scene anymore of coca hoes, trouble makers etc etc etc. and that was'nt my wingmans cup of tea either, though at the time a couple of them hanging outside were doable and smiling at us. there's a fried chicken joint next to one that looks like a hole in the wall, we nicknamed it " popeyes " cause we would do late nite runs there. a couple of blocks futher down in the direction of traffic on calle 53 on the right hand side is an open air market selling anything you can think of including 3 lbs of fresh strawberries for a whopping.50 cents. couple that with sliced mangos from the street vendors and i was in heaven. we go upstairs to chillout and just eat the fruit while overlooking all the hustle and bustle going on below us and into the park, pointing out all the hotties and then just taking a power nap before we head outside again. my cutie cannot get a babysitter but promises to spend all day sunday with me. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok what to do. my buddy and i just settle for mangos together, hey maybe we'll get lucky. now i have not walked this much since i lived in nyc and man my legs are killing me. we get to mangos and pay the cover and man they are in full tilt party mode, tons of very good-looking babes.
however many were with there novios but some available ones as well. i filmed the babes sliding down the poles and dancing on stage while george drooled at the way they moved their tight glistening with sweaty sexy bodies, then two midgets came out of no where and they got the biggest cheer from the audience, even from me! i just found a place to sit to rest my weary legs and george found a couple of babes to dance with. i did'nt want to try to meet anyone cause shouting out my pickup lines even in colombia was just too much been there done that and i really did'nt see anyone looking better than my cutie. we stay till about 3am and head back and now see all the hookers walking around our block, there was a morena that had a knockout body but i just did'nt want to partake and break my rule of don't shit where you eat. so we just call it a night.
sunday comes and we call walter and my cutie to set things up. i get my cutie and off we go. on the way we run into a big traffic jam caused by a gay pride parade and man they are going full flaming throttle. walter weaves thru the traffic and drops us off at a mall called unicentro while he takes george to get la mona. it's an older mall nothing like oveido we'd seen a few days earlier, theres a free show going on like a cirque de soleil type thing so monica and i just sit on the marble floor like everyone else and snuggle up with her in front of me and my arms around her cucharita style and we blend in with all the other families and couples on the floor. she gives me sweet little kisses every 10 minutes and lays back into my chest and it feels really really nice. i really like the gfe thing and stopped the hardcore mongering after brazil a few years back, i got nothing against any fellas that do it but i just got burned out dealing with so many girls but at the same time it allowed me to sharpen my skills and evaluate in a much shorter span of time the vibes a potential gfe gives off, her demeanor and aspects of her femininity. hence, monica. my cell rings and it's my wingman and he's got his mona, he tells me: bro this walter guy came through this chic is fine man! i say: ok man just meet us at the top floor at the movie theatre and we'll double date. we meet get the tickets for transformers and realize we have almost 1.5 hours to kill so we head to the foodcourt. george girls name is mariana and she is a very good looking blond, not my type, but nevertheless any guy in the us would kill to be with a babe like her. we get introduced and sit down to eat, typical mall food, horrible! but to them it's the greatest thing cause they don't get out much or have guys that treat them nice. we head to the theatre and it's cool cause george and i have hung out before back home and tried to pick up women but the only ones available are fat, divorced, 2 or 3 kids, on anti-depressants, complaining about their bills and ex-husbands etc etc.
with absolutely no feminine qualities whatsoever and an incredibly overdeveloped bordering on hysterically mad sense of entitlement. the girls excuse themselves to freshen up before we head inside and we just look at them walk away and then we look at each other. i say: it just don't make no sense!
they come out smiling, we get the traditional popcorn and sodas and head to see the movie. while watching the movie my cutie snuggles up close to me and we kiss on and off during the movie. my wingman was also closing in on his target and would later tell me he thouhgt he was dreaming.
it was interesting to see optimus prime speaking in spanish as the movie had no english sub-titles, why would they right? well from there we head back to our hotel with both couples cuddling. the typical night of the living dead / thriller crowd is out and about being that it's now like 10pm.
hookers as well along with the same supporting cast from the night before. my cutie simply clung to me while mariana dug her nails into george as this was not her thing. we head to a rotiserrie chicken place around the corner to eat. we look like 2 regular couples enjoying themselves. we chat and talk about life and experiences but it's mostly george and myself chatting away and these two lovely ladies just staring at us and asking questions.
from there we head back to the hotel and just veg out in front of the tv with me and my cutie on my bed and george and his babe on theirs. make out city which leads to me getting a separate room for myself and my cutie and leave my wingman, who i was sure was ready to fire his missiles, and his babe to their devices. my what a lovely way to end the day in la ciudad de la eterna primavera.
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My luggage is always xrayed coming in and half the time is hand-searched too. Leaving its actually searched less: go figure.Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.
Member #2666
08-07-09, 16:53
Nice pics of the college gals,
I am in Medellin now and would be interested in more Information.
Many thanks
Chillyg
Great reporting.
I cant agree w/ you more on the sorryness of dating Gringas & the beauty of the South American feminenity.
Stratone
Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.You don't. They just look a little harder at some than others. The worst I had they took out a punch and shoved it through the hard plastic of my suit case in a few different places. I have protien powder in sealed packets and they always open at least one of those.
Member #3435
08-08-09, 00:17
Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.There is no way to avoid it. And I for one, am happy to comply.
It could be worse. Have you ever flown in or out of Israel?
All the best, Schwmm
JazzPlayer
08-08-09, 03:47
Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.The usual suspects are always searched.
I almost always get the luggage search. There is no way to avoid a soldado with nothing to do. Much like America, the most dangerous thing is a bored cop. Just be nice and smile, it's the only way to deal with the idiosyncracies of America Latina. Besides we having nothing to hide.
Chau desde de Medellin,
Jazz
I get searched on both sides of the Caribbean but so be it. For safty and annoyance, oh well. A previous return caused me to miss my connecting flight MIA. IAD and I had to stay over night then take the long way around.
Last out of Colombia I was search after the detectors and the cop worked like an Immi in US unpacked and had me repack my carry-on (first time); I was proud, they are learning.
Last trip the creapest fund was Spirit; Spirit sucks and sells junk foor on the plane. What they sell is over priced and you need credit and debit to pay. Poor who do not have either will starve and go thursty. Not even water! No radio or movie. I will try to keep away from them in the future!
Mike
You don't. They just look a little harder at some than others. The worst I had they took out a punch and shoved it through the hard plastic of my suit case in a few different places. I have protien powder in sealed packets and they always open at least one of those.
LuckyEddie
08-08-09, 15:33
ejecutivo
... had time to check out ejecutivo first. ....
as i came back to my table after a smoking break, my half full beer had disappeared. :mad: when i complained, the waiter claimed a chica had finished my beer and asked if i wanted to order another one. i unceremoniously walked out!
losono disrespect intended but i suddenly have lowered your credibilty to rube bumpkin newbie with a camera in the big city. and this has nothing to do with slapping a woman of any profession (in public) as i didn't even quote that part.
you leave a drink unattended in a centro strip club? a club you frequent and are already identified as a gringo? colombians don't even leave their drink un attended while taking a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) with their drink in full view. and you go outside for a smoke and just leave your beer and you are alone?
i am totally speechless, even if you tell me you blend in, don't look like a sex tourst, can fumble around with conversational spanish and didn't wear your best watch.
please don't ever do this again in any bar where you are not a regular. why do you think the waiter brings the beer to your table and opens the beer right in front of you? it's a house rule and has nothing to do with being fancy.
One time coming back from Colombia, in Newark I had to go off to the left side where they opened the bags and went through everything. Inadvertently, I hadn't fully closed the container or Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder and the stuff had leaked out. Tried not to laugh when I saw it. Surprisingly, no one over reacted, though it would have been interesting if someone had given the stuff a taste test.
MiamiHeatLuver
08-08-09, 20:48
Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.Cant get around it at all Ment, its all racial profiling unfortunately, Single males, ethnics(biggest one), hip hop clothing, flashy, loud.. all are contributing factors..
Latin Bound
08-09-09, 02:01
Please don't ever do this again in any bar where you are not a regular. Why do you think the waiter brings the beer to your table and OPENS THE BEER right in front of you? It's a house rule and has nothing to do with being fancy.i would go further, not even if you are a regular. if i leave a drink behind in colombia, because i was unnatentive, that is a drink i wont touch again even if its the same place i left it. colombians are very aware of "el polvo del diablo." even though there is some evidence that the claims of what it can do could be exagerated to the level of urban legend, i tell you, i wouldnt take the chance just in case.
Stay safe out there guys. Easy to get complacent... especially after you have been here awhile with no problems. Keep your wits about you and remember that bad things can happen... even if you do everything right. But at least don't make it easy for bad things to happen.
On the subject of searches I wonder what they will say about my container of Metamucil? If they ask should I tell them it is "Para mierda immaculado" lol
Member #3435
08-09-09, 03:28
The usual suspects are always searched.
I almost always get the luggage search. There is no way to avoid a soldado with nothing to do. Much like America, the most dangerous thing is a bored cop. Just be nice and smile, it's the only way to deal with the idiosyncracies of America Latina. Besides we having nothing to hide.
Chau desde de Medellin,
JazzAgreed that you should "be nice & smile" or do what ever else is necessary to be cooperative.
But back to Menteng's premise concerning avoiding the security screening in Colombia: Forget it.
It's more than an idiosyncarcy of LA. It is based on the real history of violence and terrorism in Colombia.
Don't forget that Pablo Escobar brought down a domestic airliner in Colombia during his reign of terror at the cost of 200+ lives and don't think for a second that the FARC or ELN wouldn't try to do the same any time, any where if they thought it was possible.
The security hassles we all put up with are based in reality.
Live with it & deal with it but don't *****.
Schwmm
Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.Same here. Lucky my flight was delayed. I almost missed my flight. There was next to no searching on arrival. Leaving from MDE back to MIA was a different story. Xrayed. Hand searched TWICE. Once going in and once right before we boarded the plane. It was a random thing too. EVERYONE was searched!
Papi Que Rico
08-09-09, 13:49
Those searches are as much for drugs as for bombs.
Don't forget how many billions Colombia gets from the US for the "war on drugs."
It doesn't look good when a duffle bag of yayo shows up at JFK.
Medtechexpat
08-09-09, 14:52
Leaving from MDE back to MIA was a different story. Xrayed. Hand searched TWICE. Once going in and once right before we boarded the plane.I generally avoid getting to the airport too early, but with all these searches I need to make sure I get on the plane! Am going through MIA on the way home... given your experience, how soon before my flight would you recommend that I arrive at the airport?
You leave a drink unattended in a centro strip club? A club you frequent and are already identified as a gringo? Colombians don't even leave their drink un attended while taking a [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) with their drink in full view. And you go outside for a smoke and just leave your beer and you are alone?Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety & security are low priority issues to me. Shit does happen, but it's too rare for me to worry about it.
Loso
Don't even try to avoid it, I don't see anyway around it. Last time I left Bogota to Toronto (mid July) everybody had the usual screening, then everybody, AGAIN, was screened and searched again before heading into the waiting area for the Toronto plane. Took an extra 1 1/2 hrs, I was not worried about missing the plane, (our bags are already on it). Other than the boredom, doesn't bother me as everybody gets the same treatment.
Aussie Greg
08-10-09, 03:24
They say 20 Billion a year comes back to Colombia, not to bad for the economy !!!
Aussie G,
Those searches are as much for drugs as for bombs.
Don't forget how many billions Colombia gets from the US for the "war on drugs."
It doesn't look good when a duffle bag of yayo shows up at JFK.
Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety & security are low priority issues to me. Shit does happen, but it's too rare for me to worry about it.
LosoNow that's funny. Why do I have a feeling that trouble is just waiting for you?
Maybe it's your egotistical attitude and apparent naivete.
Good luck, you need it :)
Manizales911
08-10-09, 04:18
Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety & security are low priority issues to me. Shit does happen, but it's too rare for me to worry about it.
LosoKeep coming to Colombia with that mindset and shit is gonna happen alright. Sorry but that's just plain stupid.
BlackSultan
08-10-09, 12:46
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LuckyEddie
08-10-09, 12:47
Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety & security are low priority issues to me. Shit does happen, but it's too rare for me to worry about it.
LosoWell at aleast you are cordial, as my post was a tiny bit rough. This has nothing to do with Spanish speaking putas but rather all to do with where you are in the country you are in.
This reminds me of the hunters: Two hunters are in an open field when from accross the way at the far end a bear starts to charge at them. The first guys says, "I'm running" the other asks, "Do you really think you are faster than the bear?" to which the first replies, "I don't need to be faster than the bear, I just need to be faster than you!"
I like guys like you, slapping working girls in public, making yourself an easy target out in bars. You make me and my friends look good, thanks.
Should I remind you about the sex tourist who slapped a girl outside of El Ejecutivo? He was pistol whipped and knee deep in pavement in less than 30 seconds. The wrong Colombian guy with a chip on his shoulder was a little protective of this women, or maybe any woman, or maybe has something against tourists. Please learn to diffuse the situation and avoid problems beforehand. If the broad at the football match giving you a hard time and poking you like a child try to handle it a better way. Life is cheap here and people have nothing to lose so they don't think twice before taking action, drugging your beer a ride to the ATM at midnight...
Just some friendly advice.
Yeah, I'm aware of the little safety rules that go with the terrain of Spanish speaking putas. Just like I'm aware I'm supposed to wear a safety belt at home (by law). But I can't be bothered. Safety & security are low priority issues to me. Shit does happen, but it's too rare for me to worry about it.
LosoYou're the guy who slaps girls, so not surprising to hear you say this. Imagine we'll all be seeing your horror story in the news one day.
AddictedToWomen
08-10-09, 18:21
Keep coming to Colombia with that mindset and shit is gonna happen alright. Sorry but that's just plain stupid.+1
Colombia is like flying a plane. Usually there's no problem but when it goes wrong it can go _badly_ wrong.
Oh, c'mon guys! Give Loso a break. Shit does happen and you can't see it coming. Didn't Frank Casio and company and all those others who have been mugged in the street or even inside their residence took precautions?
If it's your turn, it's your turn.
Keep coming to Colombia with that mindset and shit is gonna happen alright. Sorry but that's just plain stupid.I do admit coming to Colombia was a stupid thing to do. I've learnt my lesson. Not a word of Spanish will be rolling off my lips for a long time. My next trips will be to Russia (10 days), Africa (1 month) & Asia (multiple months). Happiness! On that note, I'll say my goodbyes to the Medellin board. I'm sure most will say: "Good riddance!" :)
For the record, I've never been mugged (or drugged) in my life. The paranoid are more obvious targets. They can smell the fear!
Loso
Amsterdam Medellin list has it being open on Sundays but that was definitely not the case yesterday. It's inside C.C. El Cid and that place was locked up tighter than a nun's chastity belt.
Latinas(Athenas) This place was on my go to list and as I was walking around some guy actually handed me one of their cards. Got there and the guy in charge said it was 2,000 COP to see the girls if I looked but did not take one. Had to pass on that spectacular deal. I figured if there was a charge if I didn't take a girl I probably wouldn't like anything on offer anyways. Too many other options for that nonsense.
Bell Suite UTP Had been here once before and not taken a girl so I thought I'd give it another shot. Ended up taking a petite morena named Sammi. Not a bad lay but nothing spectacular either. I actually don't expect much from these casa chicas... just let me do my thing and bust a nut and I will be happy. Anyways after I was done I took a quick shower (the shower facilities here are probably the worst of any of the casas I've been to so far). Then when I came out Sammi was making some fuss about either wanting more money or saying she left 50,000 on the table where my clothes had been. No idea WTF she was going on about (my Spanish is not that great) but her stuff was nowhere near mine and the odds of a casa chica leaving 50K laying out for a customer to take are about zilch. I had already paid so I looked at the guy in charge, shrugged my shoulders and headed toward the door. He kind of gave an unconcerned look like whatever and opened the front door for me while Sammi just walked off into another part of the casa. Weird lol.
Geishas Hit this place on Saturday and took a girl named Daniella. A petite lil thing who kind of reminded me of a girl I used to date in Cali. Decent service and never complained, even though I used probably 31 of the 30 minutes railing her. Afterward she asked for a propina and I played dumb at first but then thought hell man don't be such a cheap bastard. You just fucked the hell out of this girl for $15 dollars. I know some of you might stand on principle as far as a girl asking or not asking for a tip but I figure hey the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Gave her 6K COP and rolled up out of there.
Kamasutra Stopped by here but apparently they have either moved or were just not open today. The guy said something which I didn't quite catch but it was obvious he meant no chicas (he had on a white labcoat type garment too and didn't look like he was working in a wh0rehouse lol). Guess they are used to mongers ringing their doorbell though because he didn't seem surprised or upset.
Masajistas Paisas Stopped by today and the girl who came to the gate said it was 80K for 80 minutes. Now, that may have been because I had flip flops on and she could tell I was a gringo (finally got tired of trying to blend in... or at least not stick out so much lol). I asked about 30 minutes or 45 minutes but she said no so I said no gracias and bounced to:
Alejas Had been here before also and not taken a girl so again thought I would give it another shot. And I'm glad I did. They had 4-5 girls only two of whom caught my eye. I took the cutest of them, her name was Sara. She didn't look real enthused or anything but hey can you really blame a casa girl for being uninspired? IDK how much of the 30K they get out of the deal but if it's half that's like $7.50... I think about that sometimes as I'm railing these casa girls. I'm like... wow I'm fucking the hell out of this girl for $15 dollars... that's a great fucking deal! I'd probably pay $200 to bone a girl like this in the states.
Anyways this girl Sara looks like Jessica Alba's Colombian sister. Seriously she resembles her so much that while I was boning her I was like... yeah!! this is fan-fucking-tastic... I'm fucking a Jessica Alba look a like for $15 dollars! Freakin spectacular. I love this place!
* Forgot to mention the price at Alejas is 30K COP for 30 minutes. It is listed in the Medellin Guide as 40K COP for 30 minutes. If you just fork over the 40K COP I'm sure they won't complain but do that three times and you could have paid for another lay!
Mayorista Actually made a swing through this area today before I hit the casas in Centro. Probably due to the time of day (12:30pm) there was nothing but gorditas on display. Needless to say I hoofed it out of there, hopped my happy ass back on the metro and headed to the casas above. I would try this place again at night but as I usually bust my daily nut in a Centro casa come night time I'm feeling rather too lazy to go anywhere.
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Tungurahua
08-12-09, 21:07
I think about that sometimes as I'm railing these casa girls. I'm like. Wow I'm fucking the hell out of this girl for $15 dollars. That's a great fucking deal! I'd probably pay $200 to bone a girl like this in the states. Anyways this girl Sara looks like Jessica Alba's Colombian sister. Seriously she resembles her so much that while I was boning her I was like. Yeah! This is fan-fucking-tastic. I'm fucking a Jessica Alba look a like for $15 dollars! Freakin spectacular. I love this place! Surreal: characterized by fantastic imagery and incongruous juxtapositions.
Napalm, glad to see there are individuals who think the same as I. It truly is a surreal experience to be sexing a stunning beauty at discount price. If you like the casas then give Mayorista a few chances, after 10pm, preferably on a Thurs-Fri-Sat night. Stay at least 2-3 hours for best selection. True, 95% of the chicas will be passable, but of the 5%, wow, you'll be back in the heart of surreal. The DeGreiff street scene even more so with its abundance of odd characters. I love getting fucked up drunk (adds to the surreal) and wandering from bed to bed with the casa and street girls. These experiences are an adventurer's (and writer's) dream.
Napalm,
I love the Medellin casas, if I wasn't a 51 yr old fart (although I do my best to stay in good shape), and a 20 yr old stud (mind you, then I didn't have a pot to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) in), I would spend half my day in them. As it is, even with a Medellin 'novia', I still manage to escape out to one virtually every day during the day, when I am in Medellin, she always has her family to deal with, give me the opportunity to get away, and try a different Colombian flavour.
I think everybody is wrong not to pay the fee to see the girls. I've always thought the lineup was always worth an admission charge, and what it has the effect of doing is turning away a lot of prospective business. I would not know, of course, what the statistics would be of guys that refuse to pay and walk away, but, with the sheer number of casas in Medellin, it has to hurt business somewhat, and, if you are willing to pay, I have found the girls far more friendly (maybe only because they figure you have money, will get a better tip). But for the money, it is worth every peso, I mean, we are getting the full deal for $20, how can you beat that?
When I went to KamaSutra the first time, I got a little lost, it is in that shabby white building on the third floor, if I remember correctly, you have to go up a flight of stairs first, then hit the barred door, and ring the bell. A guy that looks a little like he got lost on the way to Woodstock answers, and lets you in. KS is certainly value for money, $40K, and I've always found at least 3 that were doable.
Living here in Western Canada sexhell, where there is absolutely nothing else to do but work, when I am in Medellin, I figure, who cares, have fun, I can always make money later to pay for it.
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I was there for two nights... Why the fascination? First, I really didn't see any stunners. The ones that my friend and I thought looked good with clothes on ended up with tits sagging everywhere! Second, they're more expensive than casas.. Comparable to the lower end strip clubs.. I've read reports of guys going to Mayorista 7 days a week and some that only go there on their trips. I just don't get it. Am I missing something?
Aussie Greg
08-14-09, 00:49
Does any body know about the legislation in parliment now about future tourists visiting Colombia needing a health certificate to enter Colombia?
Aussie G.
Paisalov99
08-14-09, 03:26
I will be in Medellin in Sep, love to some contacts or phone no of some chicas, please PM me if you want to share any contact info with me.
Thanks in advance
I was there for two nights... Why the fascination? First, I really didn't see any stunners. The ones that my friend and I thought looked good with clothes on ended up with tits sagging everywhere! Second, they're more expensive than casas.. Comparable to the lower end strip clubs.. I've read reports of guys going to Mayorista 7 days a week and some that only go there on their trips. I just don't get it. Am I missing something?1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so I can't comment on their looks, but there are good bodied girls available at Mayorista. You must have missed them.
2. I admit that I haven't visited many casas (due to the Mayorista girls), but I cannot recollect the girls there charge less than the ones at Mayorista. Maybe the Mayorista girls charge you more for being an estrangero as it is a free-market there compared to the fixed prices in the casas.
Aussie Greg
08-14-09, 18:38
Owner of Fose II was shot a killed last in el centrol, their is an article in the Colombiano today, one of our guests wittnessed it.
Aussie G.
1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so I can't comment on their looks, but there are good bodied girls available at Mayorista. You must have missed them.
2. I admit that I haven't visited many casas (due to the Mayorista girls), but I cannot recollect the girls there charge less than the ones at Mayorista. Maybe the Mayorista girls charge you more for being an estrangero as it is a free-market there compared to the fixed prices in the casas.Casas girls start from 30k for half hour. At Mayorista I was charged 25k + 12k for the room + 15k upsell for FS (negotiated from 25k) for ST. So I was charged 52k for FS. From reports I read, seems like guys are paying around 60k to bring them back.. So I wasn't too far off. If you think price is this issue, it can't be unless you've never been to a casa.
Owner of Fose II was shot a killed last in el centrol, their is an article in the Colombiano today, one of our guests wittnessed it.
Aussie G.Can you please provide a link to the story.
Is his name argemiro salazar salazar ? That is the only murder story I saw on the website. He owned a few business's and was known to do his rounds in the wee hours?
Thanks
I was there for two nights... Why the fascination? First, I really didn't see any stunners. The ones that my friend and I thought looked good with clothes on ended up with tits sagging everywhere! Second, they're more expensive than casas.. Comparable to the lower end strip clubs.. I've read reports of guys going to Mayorista 7 days a week and some that only go there on their trips. I just don't get it. Am I missing something?Its a cool place to hang out for an hour or two, sit, have a drink or snack and most chicas will be happy to join you.
After going here for about two years, I am still greated with a hig and kiss from a few of these chicas.
Ugh, things aren't going back to the 80's there?
Was the owner a local or gringo?
Casas girls start from 30k for half hour. At Mayorista I was charged 25k + 12k for the room + 15k upsell for FS (negotiated from 25k) for ST. So I was charged 52k for FS. From reports I read, seems like guys are paying around 60k to bring them back.. So I wasn't too far off. If you think price is this issue, it can't be unless you've never been to a casa.I haven't been to many casas, about 10 I think. And I've never been to a casa near Av. de Greiff where I think the lower end casas are. Amterdan was the cheapest with indeed 30K for 30 min. But no shower in there. While at the Mayorista I paid 20K to 25K for 40 minutes, plus the 12K for the room plus shower. I never had to pay an additional 15K upsell(?).
Aussie Greg
08-16-09, 14:20
He was local, had quite a few strip joints around Medellin.
Aussie G.
Ugh, things aren't going back to the 80's there?
Was the owner a local or gringo?
Aussie Greg
08-16-09, 14:21
Your correct with the name.
Aussie G.
Can you please provide a link to the story.
Is his name argemiro salazar salazar ? That is the only murder story I saw on the website. He owned a few business's and was known to do his rounds in the wee hours?
Thanks
Paisalov99
08-16-09, 18:14
I will be in Medellin from Sep 3rd through the 11th, please PM if you like to go clubbing and attend the Romancelatina party on Sep 4th,
http://www.romancelatina.com/faq.php
I am also open to exchanging phone no of girls and exchange notes and info on girls, I may be travelling to Santa fe and finca with few girls. They asked me 600K for two full days with 2 girls, as much sex as you want, very good looking college girls.
I am also posting the pictures of the girls(prepagos), I think all the girls in MDE are prepagos, they just do not want you to know they work.
Uncazadorez
08-16-09, 18:37
Owner of Fose II was shot a killed last in el centrol, their is an article in the Colombiano today, one of our guests wittnessed it.
Aussie G.Used translation software, so some words might not make sense. But you get the drift.
They seek businessman murderer trail antioqueño of the chance 'Welcome to the sure zone', a fence said paradoxically some few meters from where was murdered this week Argemiro Salazar, in the center of Medellín. According to the Police, the murder three men they executed it that were mobilized in a white car and they carried automatic guns with silencer. The hitmen waited for that Salazar, who went alone, stationed next to its Continental Hotel, which visited every night, to only two blocks of the Park of Berrío, in the center of Medellín. The man of 74 years and recognized by being an owner of hotels, billiards, casinos and various nocturnal centers of the city received three shots by the window of their armored small truck that left him unconscious. Upon trying to respond to the attack, the guard of the identifying hotel turned out to be injured as Norberto Marín. Salazar pass away minutes later in a nearby clinic to where carried him their workers of the hotel. A little before, Salazar was found in another recognized establishment of 'streptease' in the suroriente of Medellín, apparently also of its property, and of there left in its vehicle, without no escort. The commander of the Metropolitan Police, Luis Eduardo Martínez, recognizes that by the type of attack obeys to delinquency organized, but considers "premature" to relate to the gang warfare of the drug trafficking adhering to the 'Office of Envigado', "more when this Mister had not denounced extortion or threatens some", noted the official. Nevertheless, the business of the chance has been one of the sectors of the economy that has been permeated by mafias as has occurred in other cities, thus the mayor suggested it Alonso Salazar yesterday in statements of press. Already before other difficult deaths have been presented to explain around business of the chance and of the Group Antioqueño of Bets (Desire) that handles the second market of the chance after Cundinamarca. In January of the 2008 two investigators of Territorial Business for the Health (Etesa) they were murdered in Medellín when they investigated on supposed illicit around the slot and casinos in the city. July 11, 2007 they died Gabriel Mejía and Hugo Mario Pits, senior officials of Desire in an attack with Granada that left nine injured. In June of the same year was murdered Fabio Strap, responsible for claims of the Union Association of Colocadores of Permanent Bets and lottery ticket Vendors of Antioquia (Ascaplán). In August of the 2005 was shot in Medellín the president of that agremiación, Factor Antonio Durango, who had denounced the infiltration of armed groups in the and the massive dismissal of colocadores of bets retail. The authorities announced a reward of until 50 million pesos to achieve the capture of the responsible for the death of Salazar. MEDELLÍN
Now the original version in spanish.
Buscan pista de asesino de empresario antioqueño del chance
'Bienvenidos a la zona segura', decía paradójicamente una valla a unos pocos metros de donde fue asesinado esta semana Argemiro Salazar, en el centro de Medellín.
Según la Policía, el asesinato lo ejecutaron tres hombres que se movilizaban en un automóvil blanco y portaban pistolas automáticas con silenciador.
Los sicarios esperaron a que Salazar, quien iba solo, estacionara junto a su Hotel Continental, el cual visitaba todas las noches, a sólo dos cuadras del Parque de Berrío, en el centro de Medellín.
El hombre de 74 años y reconocido por ser dueño de hoteles, billares, casinos y varios centros nocturnos de la ciudad recibió tres disparos por la ventanilla de su camioneta blindada que le dejaron inconsciente.
Al intentar responder al ataque, resultó herido el vigilante del hotel identificado como Norberto Marín. Salazar fallecería minutos más tarde en una clínica cercana hasta donde le llevaron sus trabajadores del hotel.
Un poco antes, Salazar se encontraba en otro reconocido establecimiento de 'streptease' en el suroriente de Medellín, al parecer también de su propiedad, y de allí salió en su vehículo, sin ningún escolta.
El comandante de la Policía Metropolitana, Luis Eduardo Martínez, reconoce que por el tipo de atentado obedece a delincuencia organizada, pero considera "prematuro" relacionarlo con la guerra de bandas del narcotráfico adscritas a la 'Oficina de Envigado', "más cuando este señor no había denunciado extorsión o amenaza alguna", anotó el oficial.
Sin embargo, el negocio del azar ha sido uno de los sectores de la economía que ha estado permeada por mafias como ha ocurrido en otras ciudades, así lo sugirió el alcalde Alonso Salazar ayer en declaraciones de prensa.
Ya antes se han presentado otras muertes difíciles de explicar alrededor de negocios del azar y del Grupo Antioqueño de Apuestas (Gana) que maneja el segundo mercado del chance después de Cundinamarca.
En enero del 2008 dos investigadores de Empresa Territorial para la Salud (Etesa) fueron asesinados en Medellín cuando indagaban sobre supuestos ilícitos alrededor de los tragamonedas y casinos en la ciudad.
El 11 de julio del 2007 murieron Gabriel Mejía y Hugo Mario Hoyos, altos funcionarios de Gana en un atentado con granada que dejó nueve heridos.
En junio del mismo año fue asesinado Fabio Correa, encargado de reclamos de la Asociación Sindical de Colocadores de Apuestas Permanentes y Loteros de Antioquia (Ascaplán).
En agosto del 2005 fue baleado en Medellín el presidente de esa agremiación, Factor
Antonio Durango, quien había denunciado la infiltración de grupos armados en el y el despido masivo de colocadores de apuestas al detal.
Las autoridades anunciaron una recompensa de hasta 50 millones de pesos para lograr la captura de los responsables de la muerte de Salazar.
MEDELLÍN
I haven't been to many casas, about 10 I think. And I've never been to a casa near Av. de Greiff where I think the lower end casas are. Amterdan was the cheapest with indeed 30K for 30 min. But no shower in there. While at the Mayorista I paid 20K to 25K for 40 minutes, plus the 12K for the room plus shower. I never had to pay an additional 15K upsell(?).It was my first time so I didn't know what to expect. Reports said it was in the 25-50 range. I get into the room and she said HJ only. I'm like WTF? I would have argued but my Spanish isn't too good and I paid for the room already.
Anyways.. cheap doesn't mean low end.. New Life in Centro is probably the best 30k casa. Clean rooms and shower, good selection. In the midend range for 75k there's Energy.. 1 hour with massage.
Making a virgin trip to Medellin this Wednesday. Will be staying at the Laurales penthouse for the first two night to get on my feet and then bouncing to other places possibly. I've contacted women on Colombian cupid and right now I'm chatting with four.
I've also gotten the contact info of several girls who work the sex cam sites. The girl I spent weeks coaxing into meeting me and dropped $250 on over that time decided suddenly she doesn't know me well enough to meet or even give me her cellphone number even though she was telling me she loved me and was writing out scenarios of how hard she was going to fuck me when I arrived. I messaged a couple of other girls and they gave me their cell phone numbers without me even spending $10 on them or 30 minutes talking to them. Go figure.
Looking forward to a great trip. My spanish is terrible. I've had a two week long cd course and the rest is from trying to talk to cam models in spanish. Is there any experienced monger who will be there during the 19th to the 29th who is willing to take an incompetent noob under their arm in exchange for beer, chicas or general merriment? PM ME. I'll be leaning on John at Laurales Penthouse extensively but its always good to make more friends.
Member #4643
08-17-09, 13:28
Nice enough hotel; modern, clean and excellent service. I had to make reservations at the last minute, and thus passed on apartment scene since it requires a little effort to arrange. I am paying about $120 night for a single room, not including tax.
They are girl friendly, and in the end, I was not charged for any of the girls (but they were all required to register). My first girl, who turned out to be a little bit crazy (I ended up asking her to leave 3 hours early because she kept telling me that she needed to leave at 5 am to feed her mother; I think the cocaine was talking, as I was neither interested in the story nor opposed to her leaving at that time) had a fake ID and the guy at the front desk was unperturbed. He dutifully copied all of her fake information off the photocopy, even though he must have known it was nonsense. He couldn't even read her name, due to the poor quality of the ID. So, I guess having an ID of some sort is essential, but the original is clearly not necessary.
None of the other girls had ID problems.
A word on the price of the hotel. Sometimes it is cheaper to reserve the hotel directly via the web site or by phone, but often Expedia or Orbitz has a better price. Somehow, I ended up going directly. I later discovered the same room at $80 a night on Expedia!
Making a virgin trip to Medellin this Wednesday. Will be staying at the Laurales penthouse for the first two night to get on my feet and then bouncing to other places possibly. I've contacted women on Colombian cupid and right now I'm chatting with four.
I've also gotten the contact info of several girls who work the sex cam sites. The girl I spent weeks coaxing into meeting me and dropped $250 on over that time decided suddenly she doesn't know me well enough to meet or even give me her cellphone number even though she was telling me she loved me and was writing out scenarios of how hard she was going to fuck me when I arrived. I messaged a couple of other girls and they gave me their cell phone numbers without me even spending $10 on them or 30 minutes talking to them. Go figure.
Looking forward to a great trip. My spanish is terrible. I've had a two week long cd course and the rest is from trying to talk to cam models in spanish. Is there any experienced monger who will be there during the 19th to the 29th who is willing to take an incompetent noob under their arm in exchange for beer, chicas or general merriment? PM ME. I'll be leaning on John at Laurales Penthouse extensively but its always good to make more friends.Be careful Jack with them cam girls, they will play games with you. That was my reason for my first trip to Medellin too, yep meet some of the girls, most just do not show up, the ones i did meet, they enjoyed me taking them out for meals and clubs, but they will not give you anything back in return, maybe say they love you afew times in the hope that when you go home you will send them money for their sick mother or baby.
I am just giving you a heads up and a warning not to waste too much of your time on them girls. You will find better non cam girls when you get to Medellin.
Superboy
Well we took a little trip to Medellin from August 1 thru August 10th. This was the 5th trip and was mostly to visit friends and experience the Flowers Festival.
My home base was at my friends' apartment, near El Ploblado. With another base near Ave. 33, thus most of my reporting will be from Ave. 33.
The three main places I experienced were as published below with business cards. The best place in my opinion was Samsara, (Av.33#65-9 tel 265 7123 owner's name is Gordo) which is a family owned operation of 20 years, that is basically a massage house open from 10am-10pm that offers whatever you'd like. You can order a bottle of rum and watch sports on the tv with the girls, then decide which one or more you'd like. The going rate is 60, 000 COP for an hour. Although I didn't experience any clock watching. There were 6-10 girls there each time I visited. Very comfortable place, I felt like I could let my guard down a little in this place. Not common. Seemed like I was at one of my buddies house and there were a bunch of girls running around.
Anyways, the first night at Samsara I had a session with a BBBJ x's 2. I didn't want sex, as the BBBJ was so good. Total GFE with Paula, she has 36 D's, natural. Awesome.
Second night, I came again to Samsara, drank with the girls and the owner for a while, watched some futbol, didn't see anything that was spectacular, but decided on a 50, 000 COP BBBJ from another girl, didn't catch her name. BBBJ seems to be the norm here, that's part of my attraction.
Third experience at Samara, which happened to be my last day in Medellin, I arrived about 11 am. The girls were all fresh, as there were no men there when I arrived. I watched the classic car parade on their big screen, part of flowers festival, while deciding who to take. I couldn't make up my mind, so I negotiated a deal for 150, 000 for three chica's. My first time in a 4-some. Was nice. About $75 USD to get blown and fuqed by three chicks at the same time. Nice. Afterwards, I bought a bottle of rum and shared it with my honey of the day. Got twisted and left.
Other expierences include Anfitrion, with is a few doors down from Samsara, their address is (Calle 33 # 76-93 phone is 416 6601) I've been to this place many times over many years. This version of the club was definately the best. They have cheap drinks, I believe 2 or 3, 000 for a beer, same for a shot. There were about 6-8 girls working each time I visited. I was propositioned for white after about 20 minutes being there. Turned out to be the owner of the place, Maicor. He turned out to be a great host. Anything goes in this place, the going rate seemed to be 80, 000. I never experienced this, I bought bottles of Aguardiente for 50, 000, which include two 'shows'. You can buy the bottle without the 'shows' for 30, 000. But what the hell, for $10.00USD you get 2 crazy shows! Try that in Miami!
So when you purchase a bottle of rum or aguardiente for 50, 000COP, = $25 USD. You get, the bottle, a room for the private consumption of your bottle, 2 girls, and 2 shows and whatever else you wish to purchase. I think that is great! So the pics of most of the chics below, are from these purchases. Anything goes in this club. Did I say 'anything'?
I also went to 'hostal Malevaje' which is located at Av. 33 No. 76-85 2 piso. This is a converted restaurant that is now a house that we enjoy. There were three chica's there the night I visited. Two were do-able, one was old (35-40), which might not be old to some of the readers to this forum. I bought a bottle of aguardiente for us to share, was about 45, 000 for a large bottle, seemed like a good deal. After about half the bottle was gone, as I was the only customer, the girls all changed clothes into stripper outfits and all three did lapdances to the music. Simultaneously. Was very nice. So I took the two younger ones, for an agreed upon price of 160, 000. We had a great session, including swapping from one cutchie to the next without swapping condoms. Then included a nice massage in the warm bath.(warm water is a luxury in Medellin). I thought it was great, then the Mamasan tried to charge me 200, 000 after we had agreed on 160, 000. I think she thought I was either drunk or, didn't care about an extra $20.00USD. Well, I let her know that I wasn't the one who was going to be takin avantage of, and that I knew she was trying to rip me off. (there are bars on the front door, so I'm not sure what I would have done to escape if I would have needed to.) So I pulled out 160, 000 and told her, that is what we agreed on, that is what she gets. Then soon left.
Also went to Apothesis club in San Juan. Not sure the address of this place, as I did not ask for a business card. I've been to this place many times also. Many many girls working at this place. About 80, 000 seemed like the price. About 5, 000 for a beer. Seemed like a semi-nice place, didn't seem like you would have to worry too much. There is a shower on stage that the girls take a shower in late night. I stayed till closing at this place twice, saw the show. One of a kind! The guy that watches your car outside can get whatever you need. There is a smoke bar next door to this place, I didn't see anyone smoking, but it seems like it is set up like the coffee bars in amsterdamn!
San Diego. This place has gone super low class lately. I used to have a great time just going to San Diego Grill Show. Now it seems like greed has taken over since so many gringo's know about it. They don't charge for admission, but it is 10, 000 COP per can beer. Which is about 5 bucks, this isn't much in a USA club, but in Medellin, this is rediculous! The girls seemed to me to be cold and non-talkative. The pussy is the same as the girls in the cheaper places, in my opinion. They were asking 150, 000 for 30 minutes. And my previous experience was the person watching the door would knock at about 20 minutes. Nice if you want a seemingly safe, one stop shop for pleasure. But there are plenty of places that you can get it cheaper.
I found out this time in Medellin that after 9 pm, any place with a red-light on, or with a girl standing outside, is what you are looking for.
Happy mongering
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Leaving from Bogota, my luggage is always searched before checking in (and I mean opening ALL luggage) and before entering the boarding area, my handluggage gets searched again. So please tell, how you avoid those searches.Leaving Bogota and flying back to Canada every time is a nightmare - everyone and I mean everyone - white, black, pink, brown, man, woman and child is searched - twice! I find it easier to fly from Medellin to the US back to Canada - They search in Medellin but it's nowhere near the same intensity as Bogota.
Leaving Bogota and flying back to Canada every time is a nightmare - everyone and I mean everyone - white, black, pink, brown, man, woman and child is searched - twice! I find it easier to fly from Medellin to the US back to Canada - They search in Medellin but it's nowhere near the same intensity as Bogota.That was my same experience from Medellin to US. Everyone is x-rayed and hand searched twice.
Kickboxer151
08-21-09, 22:10
That was my same experience from Medellin to US. Everyone is x-rayed and hand searched twice.I travel on average every 3 weeks from Lax to Medellin. I have found the security to be a little more stricter as of lately. About 2 months ago the Copa / Aerorepublica Desk Agent told me that they caught 3 people (2 Colombians & 1 Foreigner) trying to smuggle either in there luggage or stomach!
Bogota I try to avoid like the PLAGUE! They are super super careful. The last check point I went through was at the actual gate itself! A woman dressed in civilian clothes questioned me after the Xray Machine and pulled out her Badge. Myself and 3 other people were taken to a Police Substation (about 50 yards away) and asked to sign a document and fingerprint to authorize a Digital Xray of our Diaphragm! We were all ok and the very last people to board the flight.
Oh well, I didn't have a problem with it But I learned its just alot easier to fly to Medellin where it is a little more relaxed.
My 2 cents!
Patchanguero
08-22-09, 06:42
Hello living in Ecuador,
I will be in Medellin for 3 days on a business trip. Are the Hotels in Poblado area Girl friendly? Can someone reccomend me a hotel which you can bring girls back without any problems?
Thanks
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
Thanks
Kickboxer151
08-22-09, 21:29
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
ThanksHey Buddy,
As of now there is no direct flight from LAX to MDE. The flight now is from LAX to PTY (Panama) then to MDE (50 Minute Flight). This is the best flight since it leaves at 2:00 am and arrives (with the 2 hours difference) at 12:30 in the afternoon in MDE. Great prices on those flights as well.
Check out www.copaair.com
Good Luck
PS: Try to avoid the Connection in Houston. It is a nightmare, recheck your luggage, huge airport which has you literally running to catch your connecting fligh.
On my 5 trips thus far from USA to MDE. I've never experienced this level of treatment. I've flown AA, Avianca, and Spirit. I've had my checked bag hand searched, walked through three metal detectors, then been patted down at the door to the airplane, but never x-rayed.
I've also received the full treatment in MIA and also FLL, complete with extra careful hand search, pat down, and dog sniffing. Had my bag x-rayed also. I've never brought anything illegal back with me, but it would most likely be possible, suitcased.
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
ThanksNothing direct, best bet as far as least travel time is Avianca LAX direct to Bogota, and connect to MDE, I believ it is only 3 evenings per week (call Avianca.
COPA usually has lower priced flights but you have a long layover in Panama.
Good luck
LAX direct to any South American destination is hard to find.
I know of no direct flights out of LAX to any location in Colombia.
MiamiHeatLuver
08-23-09, 02:57
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
ThanksNo Flight LAX-MDE.
I think Avianca has one through Bogota or you can go through Miami.
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
ThanksI think KB is talking about the Copa flight that stops in Panama City rather than Bogota. They do both. There is no direct nonstop flight from LAX to MDE that I know of.
I thing Copa is leaving the Continental One PAss group which really sucks for me, because I churn Continental Chase cards and get many free trips to MDE.
Aussie Greg
08-23-09, 16:38
The simple answer is no.
Aussie Greg.
Kboxer,
Are there any direct flights from LAX to MDE?
I have always been looking on Kayak with no success, maybe there is a flight I don't know about?
Thanks
Caballero Oscuro
08-23-09, 18:05
I think KB is talking about the Copa flight that stops in Panama City rather than Bogota. They do both. There is no direct nonstop flight from LAX to MDE that I know of.
I thing Copa is leaving the Continental One PAss group which really sucks for me, because I churn Continental Chase cards and get many free trips to MDE.The Copa relationship isn't affected by this and I believe that Copa will join Star Alliance. I would assume that this would also apply to Aero Republica since Copa is their majority owner.
https://www.continental.com/web/en-US/content/news/alliancefaq.aspx
We are 2 old pooners (60) in good shape and well travelled pussy hounds need info please.
Will the medillin girls girls that are good looking nice bodys be interested in a couple older guys that give good wallet?
We are going to rent a nice apartment maybe base from there for a few months. Grab a couple of nice ones and head for beach for a few days or where ever. Not really into the big disco scene or late night clubbing. But banging the young tight pussy is the plan.
I, ve been getting alot of mixed info and would like to get some experienced older pooners views.
Thanks dudes.
Vandaddio
Manizales911
08-24-09, 10:18
We are 2 old pooners (60) in good shape and well travelled pussy hounds need info please.
Will the medillin girls girls that are good looking nice bodys be interested in a couple older guys that give good wallet?
We are going to rent a nice apartment maybe base from there for a few months. Grab a couple of nice ones and head for beach for a few days or where ever. Not really into the big disco scene or late night clubbing. But banging the young tight pussy is the plan.
I, ve been getting alot of mixed info and would like to get some experienced older pooners views.
Thanks dudes.
VandaddioAs long as you "give good wallet" and treat the girls like they are human beings and not a piece of meat they won't care if you're 60 or 160. Don't be surprised if the first girls you ask to travel with you turn you down,it's not that they don't want to go with you but many working girls live with their families and don't want them to know what they do for "work" and will be hesitant to be gone overnight. With a little persistence you will be able to find a girl willing to travel,I do it all the time but with girls that I have been with on several occasions have met their families. The more sensible thing to do would be to travel to the coast without girls with you and pick some up when you get there,you would save some serious dinero by not having to buy the girl a plane ticket.
We are 2 old pooners (60) in good shape and well travelled pussy hounds need info please.
Will the medillin girls girls that are good looking nice bodys be interested in a couple older guys that give good wallet?
We are going to rent a nice apartment maybe base from there for a few months. Grab a couple of nice ones and head for beach for a few days or where ever. Not really into the big disco scene or late night clubbing. But banging the young tight pussy is the plan.
I, ve been getting alot of mixed info and would like to get some experienced older pooners views.
Thanks dudes.
VandaddioMedellin girls don't discriminate.. It won't cost you more than any other guy.. Most like older guys.. Just don't fall into the trap of overpaying (even if you can afford it). It won't impress them and you'll screw up the economy and set yourself up to possibly getting robbed.
As for beach? What beach? Medellin is in a valley!
We are 2 old pooners (60) in good shape and well travelled pussy hounds need info please.
Will the medillin girls girls that are good looking nice bodys be interested in a couple older guys that give good wallet?
We are going to rent a nice apartment maybe base from there for a few months. Grab a couple of nice ones and head for beach for a few days or where ever. Not really into the big disco scene or late night clubbing. But banging the young tight pussy is the plan.
I, ve been getting alot of mixed info and would like to get some experienced older pooners views.
Thanks dudes.
VandaddioYou guys will have no problem with getting good looking working girls. non-pros and semi-pros might be tough, and probably tougher if you are only around for a couple of weeks.
MiamiHeatLuver
08-24-09, 22:27
We are 2 old pooners (60) in good shape and well travelled pussy hounds need info please.
Will the medillin girls girls that are good looking nice bodys be interested in a couple older guys that give good wallet?
We are going to rent a nice apartment maybe base from there for a few months. Grab a couple of nice ones and head for beach for a few days or where ever. Not really into the big disco scene or late night clubbing. But banging the young tight pussy is the plan.
I, ve been getting alot of mixed info and would like to get some experienced older pooners views.
Thanks dudes.
VandaddioDo you look like the "crypt keeper? NO PROBLEM!" Giving good wallet were the key words..
You won't have any problems at all.
DoloresThomas
08-25-09, 16:16
As long as you "give good wallet" and treat the girls like they are human beings and not a piece of meat they won't care if you're 60 or 160. Don't be surprised if the first girls you ask to travel with you turn you down,it's not that they don't want to go with you but many working girls live with their families and don't want them to know what they do for "work" and will be hesitant to be gone overnight. With a little persistence you will be able to find a girl willing to travel,I do it all the time but with girls that I have been with on several occasions have met their families. The more sensible thing to do would be to travel to the coast without girls with you and pick some up when you get there,you would save some serious dinero by not having to buy the girl a plane ticket.Totally agree. Not a very good idea taking paisas to the coast. It's a whole lot better and wiser enjoying each region's own delights: paisas in the mountain, costenas in the coast. You'll end up saving your wallet unnecesary plane tickets, and instead will be able to have a taste of variety.
Good luck!
Pixelpirata
08-25-09, 17:32
Did you meet Angie, Lorena, Johanita and Lorena (the brunette)
How much?
Member #4643
08-25-09, 19:31
Hello living in Ecuador,
I will be in Medellin for 3 days on a business trip. Are the Hotels in Poblado area Girl friendly? Can someone reccomend me a hotel which you can bring girls back without any problems?
ThanksPablado Plaza
Totally agree. Not a very good idea taking paisas to the coast. It's a whole lot better and wiser enjoying each region's own delights: paisas in the mountain, costenas in the coast. You'll end up saving your wallet unnecesary plane tickets, and instead will be able to have a taste of variety.
Good luck!I'll third that, especially if "beach" means Cartagena. While my experience in Medellin is limited, I believe it's much easier to find a good hooker to spend several days with in Cartagena. There are a lot of freelancers at LDV in Cartagena that are from other cities in Colombia. So, as Manizales says, they don't have to go home at night, or worry about family and friends seeing them out around town with older gringo pooners.
Globe Trekker
08-25-09, 22:13
Hi,
This is my first post and I hope this is the right place, if not I apologize in advance. I am an expat and recently moved to Medellin for a few months. I speak decent but not fluent Spanish. I have never done any hobbying here.
I live within walking distance of several casas (near Laureles) and I did some walk-bys and you would never guess in a thousand years that any of these places are casas. So I have been intimidated to try one. I thought they were legal in Colombia? Why are the casas so secretive?
I have a lot of experience in Thailand and Philippines, and it is just totally different here.
Thanks.
Globe Trekker
Medellin girls don't discriminate. It won't cost you more than any other guy. Most like older guys. Just don't fall into the trap of overpaying (even if you can afford it). It won't impress them and you'll screw up the economy and set yourself up to possibly getting robbed.
As for beach? What beach? Medellin is in a valley! I've seen Cartagena get out of control because estranjeros. Especially the Spaniards, are throwing money around "enjoying their vacations" and as a result, there are girls now boasting that they won't even consider for going for less than $200/ hour. Ha!
Many of these girls have more money in the bank than you do and will still hit you up for cab fare.
Be polite, be fair, but most importantly, be smart!
There are a host of idiots throwing money at these girls in a host of ways.
I've heard the girls talk about it myself. They LAUGH at them and go work them for more $.
Pay the going rate. No more.
And the point about throwing extra money around could get you robbed is brilliantly accurate.
Thanks for all the opinions.
And yes we know, where Medellin is. Maybe the way I worded it, meant to say would travel to a beach. Which one, I, m not sure, I hear Cartagena is a bit of a zoo. What about out the Pacific side?
We are glad to hear us old dicks will not be discriminated and don't worry we are hip enough not to be stupid and pay too much and blow it for you locals.
We plan to base out of the for a few months. So will probably try to rent a nice 2-3 bdrm apartment.
BlackSultan
08-26-09, 16:31
Hi,
This is my first post and I hope this is the right place, if not I apologize in advance. I am an expat and recently moved to Medellin for a few months. I speak decent but not fluent Spanish. I have never done any hobbying here.
I live within walking distance of several casas (near Laureles) and I did some walk-bys and you would never guess in a thousand years that any of these places are casas. So I have been intimidated to try one. I thought they were legal in Colombia? Why are the casas so secretive?
I have a lot of experience in Thailand and Philippines, and it is just totally different here.
Thanks.
Globe TrekkerIt is called discretion.
Hi,
This is my first post and I hope this is the right place, if not I apologize in advance. I am an expat and recently moved to Medellin for a few months. I speak decent but not fluent Spanish. I have never done any hobbying here.
I live within walking distance of several casas (near Laureles) and I did some walk-bys and you would never guess in a thousand years that any of these places are casas. So I have been intimidated to try one. I thought they were legal in Colombia? Why are the casas so secretive?
I have a lot of experience in Thailand and Philippines, and it is just totally different here.
Thanks.
Globe TrekkerI believe it's because Colombia a very religious, Catholic country. Although they tolerate the sex trade, they don't flaunt it.
GringoLoco2
08-26-09, 23:21
The Pacific side? That would be Buenaventura but I would not stay there unless you want problems. One of the most dangerous cities in Colombia right now! If you were looking for somewhere a little more laid back you might want to try Santa Marta. Not too far from Cartagena. Maybe 2-3 hours away and close to Barranquilla.
Which one, I, m not sure, I hear Cartagena is a bit of a zoo. What about out the Pacific side?
We plan to base out of the for a few months. So will probably try to rent a nice 2-3 bdrm apartment.
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