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MarquisdeSade1
06-17-21, 05:19
I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80) in the expectation that any other mongers out there in my advanced age cohort may enjoy comparing experiences, and that this account may also prove of some interest to those of you relatively younger honchos who may be wondering how long you'll be able to keep it up (literally and figuratively). I'll be following this post up with another two that chronicle my experiences in Medellin in happy pursuit of the Pussy Paisa. (Perhaps this first post might better belong in a more general I. S. G. Thread, put I'm uploading it here because Medellin for now remains my monger destination of choice: I've just concluded a third, annual visit, and, for the most part, I limit my own I. S. G. Perusals to this Medellin thread.).
By way of preface, I'm someone fortunate to still be in relatively good physical / mental shape for an octogenarian: (no daily medications; regular exercisemountain hiking, singles tennis; still working a bit part-time). In respect to my sex life: On getting divorced about 15 plus years ago after a three-decade plus (and faithful on my part; perhaps on hers) marriage to a much younger woman, I soon came to the realization that, on the one hand, I couldn't get turned on by the prospect of sex with a woman of "appropriate age" (I. E. Someone likely to consider me as either mating or hook-up material) and, on the other hand, was unlikely to score with any hot, younger chick (given that I wasn't mega-rich and / or a gray-at-the-temples, Cary Grant look alike). On accepting this reality, I took up our monger hobby in my sixties, and, soon after discovering the rich resources of ISG and The Erotic Review, was happily off and humping.
So, to cut to the chase, the answers to three questions you might have if we met for drinks: at my age, "How often?" and "For how long at one go"? And does my advanced age pose a problem in finding hot chicas to share my bed, even if on a P4P basis?
First, the "How often?" query: When in countries where the price of P4 P is not a constraint (e. G. Africa or Latin America; I haven't been in the Far East since my youth), I'll usually have paid sex two to three times a week. I imagine that, if I wished, I could indulge more frequently. I say this with some confidence, since, when back in hometown USA (where I only spring for escorts once or twice a month), I will jerk-off to quality porn for several days in a row. And, on rare occasion (albeit, more just to see if I still can get it up and orgasm, rather than out of any strong urge to do so) will spank the monkey 2 or 3 times in one day, or late one night / early morning the next. As perhaps another confirmation that all the moving parts remain in good working order: more often than not, I still wake up sporting rock-hard, morning wood. That said, I feel more confident about being able to perform if I've had a day or two off between sessions, and am leery of hooking up two days in a row. And have long been a one pop / session guy.
Moving on to Question # 2: "How Long at One Go? Increasingly, I find that I have to be really turned on to be able to perform. I'm patient in screening chicas in advance, and, happily, over the years, have become quite adept at finding girls that meet my expectations in the sack. (More on this in my next post.).
I now almost always pop a blue pill (or the "weekender") in advance, but perhaps doing so is just a psychological crutch (much like the feather that Dumbo clutched in his trunk before taking flight), rather than a necessity for getting it on. Hard to say, since I haven't indulged in sex for some time now without first priming the pump with a generic Viagra or Cialis.
Assuming a hot-looking partner and good sensual chemistry, I have no problem getting a solid boner and spending somewhere from 45 minutes to an hour and a half in the sack: foreplay (making out, FIP, BBBJ, DATY), banging away for say half that time, and most often finishing off with HJ or CIM. That said, except for sessions with the hottest providers, I'll often find myself going limp once or twice during the proceedings, and in need of some restorative head or HJ attention before continuing on. Most often, this may happen if I'm giving more than 10 or so minutes of DATY (especially if the lady's not particularly vocal and responsive) and / or during sex with a condom. (Condoms are increasingly my main bug-a-boo). The times that I have risked going bareback (or had a partner pre-tested for STDs) I generally have had no trouble keeping erect and pounding away, non-stop, for as long as 30 minutes.
Perhaps the main, bummer symptom of aging, has been a noticeable decline in the intensity of orgasm and, especially, the amount of come, if any ("poca leche", in the parlance of Latinas). When with a hot chick who's gotten me highly aroused during foreplay, I sometimes feel that, if I wished to let go, I could climax early in the session, either while she's giving BBBJ or when we first start fucking. However, if (as I almost always do) I hold off for more than five to ten minutes, then many times I couldn't climax inside her even if I would want to, and instead need to finish with BBBJ / CIM or a good, lubed-up HJ. (Still, what's not to like?) On a few occasions, even that hasn't gotten me over the finish line, and I have had to jerk myself off while having my partner show me some pink and masturbate herself (for me a real turn-on).
One final question / answer. Have I been turned down by working girls based on my age? Never overtly, but a few times girls at Gustos or strip clubs have been disinterested when approached, and no doubt in some instances this has been due to my obvious age (even if I flatter myself on looking a youthful 69 instead of 80 and counting). But this is the exception--and I certainly can't blame those ladies who do reject me. It still seems miraculous that a hot, 20-year old (with plenty of other clients) can willingly get into sex with a geezer of my ageand, even more of a miracle, that she can then convincingly seem to enjoy itjuices flowing freely and believable big-Os (though, as Jerry Seinfeld learned from Elaine, whoever knows for sure). Viva Colombia and the amorous Paisas!
When asked my age up front, I usually just evade the question. However, once we've had a good romp in the sack, I'll fess up to my actual age if asked. At that point in a relationship, this candor about my age hasn't seemed to turn anyone off. Perhaps one reason I've avoided on-line (Facebook, SA, SB, Tinder) hookups (other than the time-consuming hassle and my preference for in-person, test drives), is the suspicion that listing my real age would discourage many (perhaps most any) responses, but, at the same time, my not wanting to lie about my age. No doubt some working girls welcome ancient guys like me as clients, expecting an easy pay-day for a minimal pounding. In this I like to think that any such providers who've frolicked with me have returned home disappointed.
I hope that on balance this candid chronicle encourages, more than it may bum out, you younger studs as you contemplate the decades aheadand some inevitable decline in libido.Thanks you so much.
I hope this can go into the reports of distinction thread #1 post of 2021.
Post-script.
If you want to try some intense sex that will give incredibly intense orgasms.
Find a hot 18-20 yo that wants to learn bareback anal sex, its incredible, I've never met chicas that love anal sex more than Colombianas (best orgasms I've ever experienced, Ill be 54 soon).
Sorry Mexicanas you've been demoted to #2.
Again thank you so much!
No doubt some working girls welcome ancient guys like me as clients, expecting an easy pay-day for a minimal pounding. In this I like to think that any such providers who've frolicked with me have returned home disappointed.I hope that on balance this candid chronicle encourages, more than it may bum out, you younger studs as you contemplate the decades aheadand some inevitable decline in libido.I don't think any thing you have written will bum anyone out. There's a lot of younger whipper snappers on this board whom which you refer to as younger studs that don't nearly have the sex drive you do at half of your age, and some whom think that sex ends after 60. I have a friend of mine here in Medellin who is 75 and has reported some of what you described as you age, and he is in El Centro frequently, and has no problem getting young women to service him. And sounds like you are still administering poundings albeit you may not think so. Continue with the chronicles!
Are they still required online Immigration Form?Yes, although Delta in Atlanta was the only one who asked about it.
There have been some changes to the form. You can now fill it out up to 48 hours before. It also asks if you're vaccinated, along with several other questions. Still is pretty quick and easy to do.
Just Incognito
06-17-21, 13:57
I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80) in the expectation that any other mongers out there in my advanced age cohort may enjoy comparing experiences, and that this account may also prove of some interest to those of you relatively younger honchos who may be wondering how long you'll be able to keep it up (literally and figuratively). I'll be following this post up with another two that chronicle my experiences in Medellin in happy pursuit of the Pussy Paisa. (Perhaps this first post might better belong in a more general I. S. G. Thread, put I'm uploading it here because Medellin for now remains my monger destination of choice: I've just concluded a third, annual visit, and, for the most part, I limit my own I. S. G. Perusals to this Medellin thread.)..I appreciate your candor and telling us about these experiences. I hope to be fucking hotties when I am 80! Heck, I hope to just make it to 80! Hell, I'd be happy with 60 at this point LOL.
May us all have threesomes until well into our 90's!
I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man and then some (just celebrated the big 80)....I want to be like you when I grow up.
are they still required online immigration form?Yes. Still required even to exit.
RiceRocket99
06-17-21, 15:36
Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.
I'm writing this post as a certifiable, unabashed Dirty Old Man.There are two kinds of younger adult girls, those who like older men (daddy issues) and those who don't. In the states, early in the first conversation with a younger girl I will ask her what her relationship was like with her parents, emphasizing the paternal side. When she starts talking about a dysfunctional, broken home with an absent father, I know I am half-way home before I even get started, jajaja. Not pretty, but true. If I've had a few drinks first I will sometimes cut the chase and open with, "Are there any unresolved daddy issues I can help you with?" Jajaja. That is also one of the side effects of dating and mongering in Medellin. I don't like to waste any time on the formalities.
In Colombia, it's easy enough to find girls with a genuine affection for someone old enough to be their father or older, and pass on the others. Or not worry about it. But if I don't get the vibe or a signal that she's into me, then I quickly move on.
Silky sent me the foto of her in the bikini yesterday, she probably sent it out to a 100 Gringos. She is looking great. Her bathing suit top is too small and upside down, but I am not complaining. I love fucking this chica. The rest of the fotos are repeats I took from earlier this year. She will be one of the first five girls I fuck when I arrive. Super clean with a pudding pussy, soft and silky inside and out. And a sweet, soft personality to match.
Elvis 2008
06-17-21, 17:34
Perhaps the main, bummer symptom of aging, has been a noticeable decline in the intensity of orgasm and, especially, the amount of come, if any ("poca leche", in the parlance of Latinas). When with a hot chick who's gotten me highly aroused during foreplay, I sometimes feel that, if I wished to let go, I could climax early in the session, either while she's giving BBBJ or when we first start fucking. However, if (as I almost always do) I hold off for more than five to ten minutes, then many times I couldn't climax inside her even if I would want to, and instead need to finish with BBBJ / CIM or a good, lubed-up HJ. (Still, what's not to like?) On a few occasions, even that hasn't gotten me over the finish line, and I have had to jerk myself off while having my partner show me some pink and masturbate herself (for me a real turn-on).I love the honesty in the post. Every once in a while, you read something on line that you swear is not going to work, but it does. Anyway, a guy on line was saying that celery and fresh veggies gave him mucho leche, much cum. He posted that he juiced celery on his own, but I am a lazy fuck in the kitchen, found Celery juice on Amazon, and tried it. It worked. The volume of cum like tripled. So I bought a few cases. My mother was over one time and remarked on the quantities of celery juice I had and asked why I had it, and I said, "Uh, I like the taste, mom. ".
I had done my fair share of pounding in Mexico and was poca leche too but had no celery juice at hand. I bought some Clamato and V8 to see if it worked the same, and it did and was cheaper to boot. Everyone I have told has had similar results. The irony is that some have made improvements. Celery juice on ice was my first improvement. Then someone got the V8, low sodium for health purposes donchaknow, and mixed it with Diet Sprite. Again, this makes the V8 go from vomit inducing to tolerable.
The irony is that I could not find V8 or Clamato in Colombia even at the big grocery stores. I had to call room service one time and asked if they could do a veggie juice or jugo verde, and they did. I think it was $5 a glass but I was desperate; I had an all nighter, and it was worth it.
Maybe if someone on here could get a stable supplier of veggie juice it would be helpful. I do not know why it is so damned hard to find in Colombia.
If you want to try some intense sex that will give incredibly intense orgasms.
Find a hot 18-20 yo that wants to learn bareback anal sex, its incredible, I've never met chicas that love anal sex more than Colombianas (best orgasms I've ever experienced, Ill be 54 soon).I guess your what they call a "backdoor man", reminds me of the Rolling Stones song from about 50 years ago.
So being the newbie I am with no back door expereince under my belt, is the rear door really better than the front door.
Is it tighter and wetter, or perhaps something else that I don't want to know about.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!
I arrived the middle of last month, and am departing today.
Almost a month of bliss, spending long weekends with my Tomboy at the beach and in the mountains, and during the week banging all my darlings in El Centro.
Got to go with about ten different girls from my past forays in El Centro, and did some new ones as well.
Mind blowing how many Chicas are available there with so many new ones showing up everyday.
Life is good, and hopefully I will be back in about three weeks.
Nil Admirari
06-17-21, 18:45
This is the second of three posts. See "The Sex Life of a Geezer" (posted yesterday) in which I shared how at least one 80-year old is faring in the sack as his testosterone and sex drive ebbs and flows (heavy on the "ebb" In this second post, I recap my overall impressions of Medellin as my preferred mongering venue. I'm posting now, because I've just completed a three month stay in Paisa PussyLand (my third such sojourn) and am feeling some obligation to contribute at length, given how much I've benefitted from other BM posts in negotiating the Happy Hunting Grounds of Parque Lleras, El Centro, and the plethora of local casas, spas, and nightclubs.
By way of background, as someone now semi-retired, about six years ago I began trying out different Latin American cities (Puebla in Mexico, San Juan in Costa Rica, Sosua in the DR, Cartagena, Bogota, Quito, Buenos Aires) as venues for sitting out the dreariest winter months in Hometown USA. I spent several weeks in Medellin for the first time early in 2019, and soon settled on this Ciudad de Eterna Primavera as the destination of choice (based on a combination of climate, tennis facilities, culture, overall ambiance, and, needless to say, mongering opportunities). I say this despite the fact that Medellin (with the one, gouge-the-gringo, exception of "Your greenbacks, please" Gustos) lacks my favorite form of venue for scouting the ladies: that is, a relatively crowded bar or discotheque, populated with independent, working girls and semi-pros (not necessarily exclusively—as often as not also with couples / friends out for a good time as well). A place where one can readily check the talent out (especially their dance floor moves), but that also has a quiet spot (such as Gusto's balcony or, better yet, an outdoor patio) where one can have a normal conversation removed from mega-decibel music. A while ago, I spent a couple of years working in Nairobi, Kenya and Kampala, Uganda--cities that each boasted a number of such clubs from the upscale to the raw and raunchy.
Also, as additional preface, a few words on how I roll. Per my prior post, at my advanced age, I'm only game for sex 2 to 3 times per week (one shot per session), which inclines me to patiently seek out the chica superstars rather than to spring for the "doable". On arriving in a new city for an extended stay, my aim is to accrue a rotating stable of at least four to six "keepers", while leaving time to freshen up the talent pool, and, in the process, to enjoy the never-grows-old, turn- on of novel, first-time encounters in the sack.
As some of you may deduce from my user name, I'm definitely of the "to each his own" school when it comes to our hobby. I respect both those who have the patience to screen chicas through Facebook and SA, and those who habituate El Centro, happily pulling any number of "doable" chicas a day (12 by one dubious BM's account), with far less obsession than me with culling for beauty and some (admittedly very subjective, and at times, delusional) sense of chemistry.
As for myself I much prefer to check the talent out face-to-face for both the looks and overt sexuality increasingly needed to get my aging juices flowing (I. E. To get it up and keep it up)—a highly selective (and subjective) threshold to be sure. In respect to looks: at least an 8 --by my strict calibration that reserves 10's for the once-in-a-lifetime, if you're so lucky, encounter with a young Sophia Loren / Catherine Deneuve (I'm dating myself with these examples), a 9 for a gal boasting some genuine, cover-girl model / starlet potential, and an 8 for the hottest girl in your high-school class, or close, say the captain of the cheerleader squad. By this standard, I've yet to spot a genuine 10 in Medellin, but have found a rare 9 and usually a couple of 8's at the upper-end strip clubs or Gustos, an 8 or two at most in the best of the casas / spas during some but not all visits, and an occasional 7 (and just maybe a rare 8) while making laps in El Centro--though I haven't given up on finding a true hidden, diamond-in-the rough loitering about in Plaza Botero or one of the down and dirty bars off of Raudal. In the recent (June 9th) exchange here on this subject, I'm in basic agreement with Vitrea and Colombia Lover, but perhaps a bit more generous in my ratings than the super-severe M Sanchez. And all hats off to those better human beings among the BMs here who are less obsessed with physical beauty and would never think of assigning a rating number to the women in their live.
In respect to personality, in addition to Latina warmth and vivacity (much truth in the stereotype), I'm most turned on by ladies who have confidence in their sexual attractiveness, who genuinely enjoy a little, good-humored, flirtatious banter, and, to some extent, seem to get off on their power to turn guys on (the stars of the strip club stage, or the bar girl, who, over an introductory drink, volunteers a prolonged lap dance or fondles your groin under the table) as well as those that pelvic dance in place even when a club is half deserted and no one is looking. In my experience, these qualities (admittedly somewhat on the sluttish side) promise more proactive inventiveness in the sack than the more demure, girl-next-door personae and looks some BM prefer. A further screening criteria of mine for a "keeper" is genuine GFE service -- for those familiar with The Erotic Review (***) rating system, an 8 or 9 by ***'s performance scale. Most importantly for me (when deciding on a "keeper" enthusiastic DFK and FIV (old-fashioned, making out), skillful / prolonged mamada natural (BBBJ), and responsiveness to DATY (vocal enjoyment, pussy juices flowing / orgasms--or at least convincing imitations of ones).
Given the above, here in Medellin, the strip clubs (despite their deserved reputation as clip joints) have proven to be my most productive hunting ground: the chance to spot the occasional, standout, acrobat / twerker of the on-stage, strip pole routine, the opportunity to chat the ladies up at leisure, the bare midriff outfits that allow one to screen for baby damage and muscle tone. If instead, I'm looking to pick someone up in Parque Lleras or El Centro, I'll find a park bench for a chat or take them to someplace nearby for a beer, before deciding whether to head for a hotel or collect a WhatsApp contact. And, as I wrote in a post here some time ago, at the casas I've found the mamasans willing to let me chat in private with whatever girl I pick from the line-up, before I commit to time together in a room.
Unlike some posters, I prefer to get agreement on price and services upfront. But, when doing so, I always first try to establish some rapport (get them laughing, lay on a little flattery) and then mention the need for GFE as "una experiencia carinoso and descansado en la cama" before adding in that this includes DFK / BBBJ as part of the package. "Es posible contigo?" Then, depending on the vibe, I may throw in the possibility of a good propina (no promises) if we have a genuine "trato de novia" (GFE) and dangle the prospect of repeat visits to my apartment (no split fee with club / casa). Explicit up charges for BBBJ, etc. Annoy me, but I overlook them, recognizing that, especially in the clubs and casas, this may be the manager's Standard Operating Procedure, not the chica's personal style of doing business.
Despite my screening interviews, a few of the trial-run fuck sessions in the clubs and casas have proved to be a bust—too mechanical in the sack or, on disrobing, excess poundage / baby damage revealed. One casa chica (at Amigas Sexy) performed to my "keeper" expectations but lacked the cedulla required by my building's management. However, in recruiting "keepers" for multiple repeats, I'm batting 1,000 on ladies that I've opted to have come visit me for a more leisurely visit in my apartment after a tryout tumble in a casa or club, or at least following on a relaxed, private chat--admittedly a success rate that's much easier to achieve if you're not trying to get laid multiple times a day.
When I left Medellin a few days ago, I had an active stable of five ladies who visited my apartment on a rotating basis (only the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent): whyésica, a Venezuelan, found on the strip stage in Conejitos (Playmate Bar Show) in El Centro one weekday at 5 pm, back in 2020; Valentina, an Afro-Colombiano from the Pacific coast, met in Club Luna Lunera, also early last year; Stefani, picked up in Parque Lleras with a try-out tumble in nearby Hotel Olympia; Cristal, a lone standout from the line-up one morning at casa Zandalay; and Serena, auditioned during a curfew day when Luna Lunera was operating as a casa on the second floor with the nightclub darkened below.
Each of these ladies rates a solid 8 on the above scale for looks (in one case perhaps a 9) while using make-up sparingly, and each provides an inventive, enthusiastic GFE; three (to my surprise) after some patient DATY on the first or second date, slipped me in bareback without being asked; one of the others (compared to almost any woman I've known, pro or non-pro) is nympho-level intense on her own pleasure in addition to mine (exploding multiple-times in DATY, eagerly massaging her clit to climax throughout our sessions, and on occasion, fingering-on after I've come and am just a rapt spectator to her multiple orgasms); and, three of the five are lively conversationalists with whom I enjoy hanging out (up to a point—there's some wisdom in the cynical adage, "We pay them to leave".
My payments to them per session vary between 200 to 300 k pesos each (including transportation) for no clock-watching sessions of 1.5 to 3 hours—perhaps in some cases 50 k more than could have been obtained by more patient back and forth negotiation. When I first returned to the US in March, 2020, as the pandemic took hold and I had cancelled farewell sessions with my then two favorite chicas (Yésica and Valentina), I sent them each an unsolicited 200 k to help them out. Predictably, they tried to hit me up again for repeat, Western Union transfers premised on poignant sob stories (contradicted by WhatsApp photos of their reportedly, near starvation selves, looking fit and toned in fancy new outfits). But, even though I refused more financial help, they continued to provide me with lively sex shows via WhatsApp video from time to time until I returned to Medellin in February of this year.
With all of the above by way of an (overlong?) prologue, my third post, to follow (tomorrow? Will provide my personal take on the main mongering venues in town: the Mansion, Gustos, the strip clubs, the casas, and two major streetwalker locations—Parque Lleras and El Centro.
MiamiSammy
06-17-21, 18:55
Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.
If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.
RiceRocket99
06-17-21, 19:10
Bro, the first line about taxation without representation was a damn joke. I might have to put some sarcastic asterisks before I post, I guess. Calm your Miami ass down. Tell the rest of the Colombians if they want to accept and abide by Colombian law or tell them to leave their own country if they don't want to. Anyways, like I said the post wasn't meant for people like you. And yes, I have yellow privilege, and yes, it's a joke as well.
Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.
If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.
MaddTraveler
06-17-21, 19:52
Welcome to the world outside the United States. You're a guest in a foreign country with only the rights the Colombian government sees fit to provide to you. Taxation without representation? Are you braindead? You have no right to any representation whatsoever in a foreign nation. Your Miranda rights are not valid. Most of all the rights afforded you by the Constitution of the United States do not protect you. Those protections end at water's edge.
If you don't want to accept and / or abide by Colombian law, go home, you privileged twit.Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.
Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.
Taxation without representation! This post mainly applies to people who have or planning to have local Colombian bank accounts (Bancolombia, BBVA, Davivienda, etc) or those thinking of buying property here or perform any local bank transactions. Basically, there's this tax they call 4 x1000, which is essentially 0. 4%. It's a government tax and they take 0. 4% on many types of bank transactions done with local bank accounts, including withdrawing money from an ATM. They take 4 pesos for every 1,000 pesos. You can be exempt from this when you open an account, just make sure to ask for it. Only one account can be exempt, trust me the fees add up. Also, I didn't realize my $80 k USD transfer from my Alianza account to the seller's Bancolombia account was subject to this fucking tax! So I had to pay little over 1 million pesos (about $320 USD). There's also a way to avoid this, but I found out too late. It's not as much about the money as it is the principle. Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.I don't remember the exact figure, but you can have one account exempt, but only up to about 12 million a month. Anything over that is subject to the tax.
RiceRocket99
06-18-21, 00:45
I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!
PS: Just to contribute, I think SA is a good investment and youve already started mining on there. I used it last year for Mexico and Colombia simultaneously when I went to both places. Lots of cuties and hotties were eager to hang out and have fun. In cases when I knew I wanted sex, Ill ask upfront about pricing and services. In other cases where I just wanted to chill and see how things would progress, I wouldnt mention anything about gifts or pricing and just go with the flow. Sometimes its worked wonders, other times disappointments. To each his own.
Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.
Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.
Mojo Bandit
06-18-21, 01:48
This is the second of three posts. See "The Sex Life of a Geezer" (posted yesterday) in which I shared how at least one 80-year old is faring in the sack...
With all of the above by way of an (overlong?) prologue, my third post, to follow (tomorrow? Will provide my personal take on the main mongering venues in town: the Mansion, Gustos, the strip clubs, the casas, and two major streetwalker locations Parque Lleras and El Centro.Thank you for taking the time to write out these reports, I don't know if you already dismissed the ideal of buying a membership but I was going to send you a PM and noticed that you do not have mailbox.
MarquisdeSade1
06-18-21, 02:10
I guess your what they call a "backdoor man", reminds me of the Rolling Stones song from about 50 years ago.
So being the newbie I am with no back door expereince under my belt, is the rear door really better than the front door.
Is it tighter and wetter, or perhaps something else that I don't want to know about.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?
The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.
Not to little or there is too much friction.
I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.
And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.
Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?
Get Truvada.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!
HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.
Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991.
That was 3 decades ago bro, I remember sitting in my office hearing it on the radio.
30 fucking years ago, please don't tell me you're still afraid of it.
The infamous Dr Fauci had a lot to do with the HIV hysteria of the 80's and 90's as well.
LOL.The way I read the post is for the purpose of sharing information.
Mr Enternational
06-18-21, 02:24
The way I read the post is for the purpose of sharing information.What do you mean they way you read it? The man even said that in the post. Not his fault people do not read the entire thing. But that is how it is when you try to help mfs out. They get mad and insist on paying more because they can. So let them pay the damn tax.
Just always ask your local account manager regarding avoiding paying this tax. Hopefully, I saved some future mongers who plan to move or live in Colombia some coin.
What do you mean they way you read it? The man even said that in the post. Not his fault people do not read the entire thing. But that is how it is when you try to help mfs out. They get mad and insist on paying more because they can. So let them pay the damn tax.RR stated in the second sentence he was sharing information.
Mahlerdota
06-18-21, 03:47
https://youtu.be/G-XYkcikM6I?t=274
Does anybody know if the guy at this video is referring to the mansion we all know (Hotel M)? If so, I did not know you could ask for a Rodizio of chicas at this place.
Also, do you know if it is currently open to the public?
Thanks!
BlackThought
06-18-21, 04:26
I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!I'm sure many members appreciate what you shared regarding taxes, I certainly do.
TheNakedIndian
06-18-21, 15:32
I saw that Colombia no longer requires a negative PCR test on arrival but I believe the US still does for re-entry.
Do hotels or the mansion offer PCR tests like Mexico did? I emailed the mansion but haven't heard back yet. Thought I'd ask here since things in Colombia and over the states seem to be opening back up.
The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?
The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.
Not to little or there is too much friction.
I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.
And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.
Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?
Get Truvada.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!
HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.
Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991..No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.
Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.
Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.We are not Like-Minded. Viva la difference.
https://youtu.be/G-XYkcikM6I?t=274
Does anybody know if the guy at this video is referring to the mansion we all know (Hotel M)? If so, I did not know you could ask for a Rodizio of chicas at this place.
Also, do you know if it is currently open to the public?
Thanks!Check out the post from GeneHickman on 12th April 2021 04:16. According to him it's Loutron. Can't tell if it's open since I have never been to Medellin.
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.
CrowExplorer
06-18-21, 19:59
The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?.I concur, there is nothing better in life than fucking a girl bareback in the ass. Fucking amazing feeling.
Even though you could potentially live the rest of your life with HIV, it's not something to take lightly. Definitely not something I want to catch. I use Truvada.
SavePros321
06-18-21, 20:02
Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?
Get Truvada.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!
HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.I don't think anyone here is arguing with you and your desire to play Russian roulette with your dick.
MarquisdeSade1
06-18-21, 21:17
No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.Some chicas are too petite, no matter what its not getting in, akin to parking my car in my shoe closet, physics sometimes is a cockblocker.
I saw that "midget" in Botero one day, I'm guessing even the smallest cock on this forum ain't getting in that anus.
BlackThought
06-18-21, 21:23
No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.I've had that happen a few times. The first time I almost threw up. I definitely recommend wearing rubber for anal.
https://youtu.be/G-XYkcikM6I?t=274
Does anybody know if the guy at this video is referring to the mansion we all know (Hotel M)? If so, I did not know you could ask for a Rodizio of chicas at this place.
Also, do you know if it is currently open to the public?
Thanks!No. He's referring to Loutron. It's not a secret, it's not hidden. As far as I know it is currently open to the public. You can search the thread for Loutron for more information.
I saw that Colombia no longer requires a negative PCR test on arrival but I believe the US still does for re-entry.
Do hotels or the mansion offer PCR tests like Mexico did? I emailed the mansion but haven't heard back yet. Thought I'd ask here since things in Colombia and over the states seem to be opening back up.The US just requires the antigen test within 72 hours. Search the thread, there are several reports with testing options for you.
I don't think anyone here is arguing with you and your desire to play Russian roulette with your dick.Keep in mind that you are talking to a guy that doesn't monger, doesn't travel, and admitted that he's never been to Colombia. But he did find a place to play around posting, here in ISG and naturally on the most active thread on the site.
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.Whether or not it's safe to drive depends on you. Thursday I drove from Bogota to Medellin. I don't recommend that drive for most people, although I mostly enjoyed it.
I've been driving around Medellin today and it's really not much different than driving in any city during rush hour. You do need to pay extra attention to the motos. Parking can also be a pain. As long as you pay attention to what you're doing, you should be good.
However, if driving stressed you out, probably better to stick with taxis.
Another option you might consider is renting a scooter or motorcycle. Medellin Sports Rentals (formerly Medellin Scooter Rentals) can help you out. Nice people.
Made it to Envigado last night after driving from Bogota. It's a scenic and somewhat challenging drive.
Other than heading out to get money and breakfast this morning, and to visit a friend and have lunch this afternoon, I haven't accomplished much yet. Probably heading back out in a little while.
I discovered something with the ATMs this morning. Last time I used a Davivienda ATM it limited me to 400 k on my credit union card, while my bank card was limited to 2 million. However, today both allowed up to 2 million per withdrawal. That was at the Davivienda ATM at Santa Fe mall.
I'm enjoying driving, rather than using taxis. Traffic sucks and the motos are crazy, but it's not that difficult. However, you do have to be assertive and drive with a bit of bravado.
The apartment is great and awful. It's great because it's huge, quiet, has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths plus a 2 person jacuzzi with shower right off the balcony. No security, but I'm not worried about that. It's awful because it's on the fifth floor, with the jacuzzi and 2 bedrooms on the sixth floor, with no elevator. Fortunately, you can buzz open the front door from the apartment. It's located at the south end of Envigado and includes a parking spot in the garage.
Husker Dude
06-18-21, 23:02
I saw that Colombia no longer requires a negative PCR test on arrival but I believe the US still does for re-entry.
Do hotels or the mansion offer PCR tests like Mexico did? I emailed the mansion but haven't heard back yet. Thought I'd ask here since things in Colombia and over the states seem to be opening back up.The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.What days next week? I'll be there Wednesday. Monday. I would love to get a beer and compare notes. I'll be at the mansion, because this is my first trip.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 00:24
I concur, there is nothing better in life than fucking a girl bareback in the ass. Fucking amazing feeling.Touche'.
1 caveat.
It must be very tight, no bueno if its not nice and tight.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 00:26
some poop on my johnson, well that concerns me.No guts, no glory.
MiamiSammy
06-19-21, 01:29
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.I wouldn't drive a car in Medellin. No problem smaller towns, but there's just too many crazy motos in Medellin.
MiamiSammy
06-19-21, 01:41
Fully supporting this one and too funny. Back then I used to say White men are too entitled, they think they still live in Colonial times where they conquer and colonize nations, but now honestly it's all Americans that are Entitled or with that sense at least. Sometimes it is a wake up call for sure on foreign land. Like this guy trying to avoid tax already after 2 days of residency in Col lmao.
Watch a nice speech coming defending himself and explanation taking this too seriously. LOL.Naw, if the last four years has taught me anything, it's that you can lead an idiot to wisdom but you can't make them think.
MiamiSammy
06-19-21, 01:46
The orgasms are incredibly intense, to drill a super tight ass. (I'm pretty sure my size is above average) is a dick pics thread in the future?
The key is lube, not too much or its too wet and no better than a wet pussy.
Not to little or there is too much friction.
I use baby oil gel, and put an amount the size of a pea on the tip of my cock.
And put the same amount on her finger, and let her put it inside.
Surf why would I jest about anal sex on a sex forum? Are you concerned about HIV?
Get Truvada.
Surely you jest in proposing bareback anal sex!
HIV is a bogeyman that doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm more concerned the Chinese virus will kill me.
Magic Johnson announced he had HIV in 1991.
That was 3 decades ago bro, I remember sitting in my office hearing it on the radio.
30 fucking years ago, please don't tell me you're still afraid of it.
The infamous Dr Fauci had a lot to do with the HIV hysteria of the 80's and 90's as well.Spoken like a true imbecile. Ever priced how much that one pill a day HIV treatment is? You pretty much have to be Magic Johnson to afford it. Anyone that would dismiss AIDS deserves to get it.
MiamiSammy
06-19-21, 01:56
I don't even have residency in Colombia, not planning on moving or living there till a few years down the road. I'm just planning ahead with the apt purchase, way ahead haha, maybe it's a good idea, maybe a dumb one. I'll find out soon enough. Being 40, maybe I'm going through a midlife crisis, who knows. I'm Chinese, born in Panama, and raised in California. I can speak 3 languages not because I'm entitled or privileged. It's because my dad left China in a boat as a teenager 60 yrs ago for better opportunities in Panama without speaking a lick of Spanish, and then immigrated to California for even better opportunities without speaking a lick of English, and he worked hard and assimilated to 2 completely different cultures and languages that weren't his own. So I think I know a thing or 2 about being in a foreign land and respecting their rule of law. Anyways, I'm not a good speech writer, but I'll try my best. Cheers to you and MiamiSammy! Be happy and stay safe!
PS: Just to contribute, I think SA is a good investment and youve already started mining on there. I used it last year for Mexico and Colombia simultaneously when I went to both places. Lots of cuties and hotties were eager to hang out and have fun. In cases when I knew I wanted sex, Ill ask upfront about pricing and services. In other cases where I just wanted to chill and see how things would progress, I wouldnt mention anything about gifts or pricing and just go with the flow. Sometimes its worked wonders, other times disappointments. To each his own.Thank you for the support, Rocket.
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.
Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.
And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.
That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.
No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.Other people's poop is good for you, healthy even. If you are healthy, have her lick it off your dick. There are a few common sense caveats such as the poop has to be coming from a healthy chute. That is one reason I have eaten ass of as many different girls on seven different continents as I can, to get the enhanced immunity from microflora across the entire planet. Did you know there are people right whose full time job is running around collecting healthy poop and delivering it to drug companies so they can make pills out of shit? There is a hilarious South Park episode on this where Tom Brady's shit is revered as the Holy Grail of Poop. Think I am kidding? Since a lot of guys here seem to be "educated" from University of Google, if you don't believe me (that would be your first mistake) then look up what is the first line treatment for recurrent Clostridium Difficile infections?" Answer: shit pills or fecal transplant. Someone here is going to look it up and say antibiotics are the answer and I will preempt your error by telling you two things, you looked up the treatment for primary and not recurrent infections, and Google is not up to date. Fuck the auto editor on this site! Turn it off.
"They" meaning the old white men in suits who decide these things have made other peoples shit the correct and most up-to-date answer. And I will not post a follow up or debate the issue here. There are a lot of smart and knowledgeable guys here, along with some real idiots, but when it comes to medical info such as generic drugs, vaccines, steroids, etc. It's more misinformation than accurate, and I don't desire to get down in the weeds and edumucate people on topics where there background is a three minute Internet search. Plus, I am retired (at an early age) and I am trying to forget.
Oh, my writing failed me on a recent post, all those fotos were of the same girl, Silky, which I think a reasonable person would have figured out but it wasn't clear. Ostee Out.
I saw that "midget" in Botero one day, I'm guessing even the smallest cock on this forum ain't getting in that anus.I saw her out there on Wednesday afternoon. My bet is that the anus on that tiny, teeny, little ass of hers, which is no larger than the size of a cantalope, is available for 100 K and maybe even a lot less.
Perhaps for the heck of it, next time you see her, ask her if she provides those services, but I suggest you tell her with a condom.
And if you truly do bareback anal, and she agrees to it with a condom, it will probably only be a slight upcharge to bareback her.
Anything goes in El Centro for a price, and if your looking to do bareback anal, this is where you should be looking as there are lots of candidates available, especially by the Veracruz Church.
Nil Admirari
06-19-21, 03:44
Thank you for taking the time to write out these reports, I don't know if you already dismissed the ideal of buying a membership but I was going to send you a PM and noticed that you do not have mailbox.To Mojo Bandit, the positive feedback (from you and several others) to my two recent posts appreciated—and your patience in slogging through the lengthy disgorge of prose. One more installment to come. In response to your question I did have a membership subscription, but let it lapse as my idyll in Paisa land was coming to an end. I will renew at some point before long, for sure later in the year when preparing to return to Medellin next January for 3 months; perhaps sooner for a cameo visit. I do find negotiating the cryptocurrency payment process for a $25 purchase a bit of a hassle, but ISGs a service to humanity sans pareil.
TheNakedIndian
06-19-21, 03:46
The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.My man! Thank you!
Me and two friends, all in our 30's and wildly green, heading to the mansion July 7-14. Maybe we will see some of y'all.
No one deserves to get HIV. Everyone is better off without it.
Spoken like a true imbecile. Ever priced how much that one pill a day HIV treatment is? You pretty much have to be Magic Johnson to afford it. Anyone that would dismiss AIDS deserves to get it.
The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.US just requires an antigen test, but PCR is acceptable.
I agree with your comparison with big American cities. Compare Colombia driving culture with places like the Dominican Republic or India and Colombia seems very safe and orderly. The traffic is not a lot of fun either.
Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.
Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.
And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.
That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.
Will touch down in Medellin next week and have been debating taking taxis or renting a car. I'm staying at Haven and just found out that they do not have parking but there is public parking a block away. I plan on doing excursions and actually exploring the area vs just mongering so I figured it might be more cost effective for me to drive. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks.Just get a driver. So many issues and scams if you drive yourself.
Surfer500 is spot on.
DonCarlos1234
06-19-21, 04:52
Whether or not it's safe to drive depends on you. Thursday I drove from Bogota to Medellin. I don't recommend that drive for most people, although I mostly enjoyed it.
However, if driving stressed you out, probably better to stick with taxis.
Another option you might consider is renting a scooter or motorcycle. Medellin Sports Rentals (formerly Medellin Scooter Rentals) can help you out. Nice people.You need to stop encouraging me. A hot Showaround tour guide had suggested she would take me on her moped to a waterfall 1 hour outside the city. She was too good looking for me to trust her driving. So I went by that rental shop on my last trip. Ran out of time. If just to get around safely with little chance of being robbed by any other motorcycle gang peeps. And with out the taxi's "unable to find" the addresses with their (we got no GPS) BS. I will probably do it. I may also fly to Pereira, rent a car and drive to Medellin. Fuck the traffic. And the girls! Spend a couple days on the road and enjoy. TallMan? Don't be a wuss.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 05:57
No, HIV isn't really the concern, however putting my teenie weenie in the back door, and upon removing it and discovering some poop on my Johnson, well that concerns me.Funny story, I go to a brothel in Moscow Nov 2018, they bring out a line up, I pick the hottest of the bunch, I take her to the side and tell her I want to fill her ass with my cum sin condom via google translate.
She nods OK.
So I'm fucking her doggy style and I look down and its a huge mess, I freaked out and ran in the shower got dressed and bolted LOL.
A wasted $100 usd, I've been banging putas in the ass since the early 80's and that never happened before, I've broken girls water before but never the colon LOL.
Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.
Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.
And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.
That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.Everything you said is correct. It's not cost effective, the motos are crazy and there are a lot of crazy drivers out there. However, I'm actually enjoying it. The only close call I had was on the drive from Bogota. Was passing slow trucks on a twisting mountain road and decided I could take 2 at once. Should have had a camera crew there because it was some serious stunt driving. Squeezed in front of the truck with about 6 inches to spare.
The Mansion has an arrangement with a lab where the nurse comes there and results that afternoon late. It was like 113 or 123 K can't remember which. They send results to Mansion & they print it out for you. That's how it was in March.Antigen test, 90 K, printed test result in 45 minutes. Cenditra, www.cendiatra.com with offices in Medellin. One location about two blocks north of the Aquacatala Metro Station near EAFIT. Bring a copy of your ID with you and they open at 6 AM in the morning. Arrived there Tuesday at 6:15 AM, was out the door by 7 AM with a printed test result in my hand.
I figured out why Ricerocket wants to live in Bello. I was chatting with my date last night and the subject of Bello and all the working girls there came up. Just then I realized RR likes to stay in Bello because he hates paying for taxis.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 17:12
I saw her out there on Wednesday afternoon. My bet is that the anus on that tiny, teeny, little ass of hers, which is no larger than the size of a cantalope, is available for 100 K and maybe even a lot less.
Perhaps for the heck of it, next time you see her, ask her if she provides those services, but I suggest you tell her with a condom.
And if you truly do bareback anal, and she agrees to it with a condom, it will probably only be a slight upcharge to bareback her.No gracias, I don't want a murder charge!
I will attempt to coin a new mongering phrase
"if it aint tight it aint right" as with all things within reason jajajajajajaaaaaa
...So I'm fucking her doggy style and I look down and its a huge mess....This is highly disturbing and has scarred me mentally against anal probably for life.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 17:23
Some guys have no problem driving in Medellin, but for me personally, I would be to stressed out by it.
Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin versus in a larger City in the USA, is that pedestrians do not have the right of way. This means drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill", so I could see getting rear ended easily if I was driving because I would be stopping for pedestrians.
And as far as being cost effective, I don't think so. Taxi's and public transportation are very cheap, so why bother with a car and dealing with all the hills, one way streets, endless red lights, rainstorms, and congested roads.
That's my take on driving here, although others have no problem doing it.One of my taxi drivers was doing coke whilst driving, if anyone walked into the street, he accelerated like he was playing a video game (I was sitting shotgun thinking, this country is muy loco).
Stay off the fucking street!
In Bogota the sidewalks aren't even safe, the motos drive on them when there are traffic jams.
Why a post gets moved to the "Stupid Shit In Medellin" thread. Occasionally, I'll see stuff that I wonder why it didn't get moved. However, this is the first time a legitimate trip report (mine) has ended up there. Either the admins are getting a bit too eager this morning or they've decided to classify all my reports as "Stupid Shit."
Checking out a nice restaurant this afternoon with some girls I know. Somewhere near Las Palmas is all I know. I'll report on it later.
SlapShot10
06-19-21, 17:44
Pinky invited over a repeat / friend and a girl she met on Tinder. We started around 830p. Steaks, wine, and then jacuzzi party. Unfortunately, the friend ended up having to leave for a family issue, but the rest of us enjoyed ourselves until maybe 3a. I had bought some bubble bath gel, a couple outfits for Pinky and her friend (prior to knowing the Tinder girl was also coming over), and a new vibrator. Not in the mood to romanticize the evening, but I had a great time and was out of bed before 930a. Free Free. 2 rounds with the girls then a 3rd before bed with a revved-up Pinky. I'll let the photos do the talking.
I've been banging putas in the ass since the early 80's and that never happened before, I've broken girls water before but never the colon LOL.Well now, seeing that we have covered the subject of anal barebacking, let's move on to the banging of pregnant Chicas.
I know there are other board members here who are into banging them. And there's always some around in El Centro. And if your in Medellin right now, there is a very pregnant one of around eight months which I interviewed out of curiosity who was out just a few days ago.
So to be clear on what you stated, you've banged pregnant chicas, causing their water to break, who subsequently had to deliver their child.
Is that what you were referring to?
And if so, let's hear the details.
Pinky invited over a repeat / friend and a girl she met on Tinder. We started around 830p. Steaks, wine, and then jacuzzi party. Unfortunately, the friend ended up having to leave for a family issue, but the rest of us enjoyed ourselves until maybe 3a. I had bought some bubble bath gel, a couple outfits for Pinky and her friend (prior to knowing the Tinder girl was also coming over), and a new vibrator. Not in the mood to romanticize the evening, but I had a great time and was out of bed before 930a. Free Free. 2 rounds with the girls then a 3rd before bed with a revved-up Pinky. I'll let the photos do the talking.As usual your up to your old shenanigans again in Medellin.
Welcome back it's always so great returning to Medellin!
Almost seems as though in one of your photo's that a cow got milked with all that cum on one of your Chica's backs.
Makes me wonder with such a huge load how much got accidently deposited inside of the Chica, if that's where your Johnson was before you erupted.
Other people's poop is good for you, healthy even. If you are healthy, have her lick it off your dick. There are a few common sense caveats such as the poop has to be coming from a healthy chute. That is one reason I have eaten ass of as many different girls on seven different continents as I can, to get the enhanced immunity from microflora across the entire planet. Ostee Out.Of course, a good example of this, and how what appears to be very un-healthy can actually be so healthy.
Case in point, a few years ago I was in Varnasi, India and went down to shore of the Ganges river to watch the morning spectacle of the Pilgrims bathing in the river.
Everyone stripped to their underwear and bathed and drank the water which was full of cow feces and burned ashes of bodies from the crematoriums along the bank of the river.
What I witnessed was the highlight of my trip to India which was the most disgusting and filthy Country I have ever visited, yet even with the highly unsanitary conditions as perceived by a Westerner, it actually is not unhealthy for them, albeit I stayed away from the water.
SlapShot10
06-19-21, 21:49
Makes me wonder with such a huge load how much got accidently deposited inside of the Chica, if that's where your Johnson was before you erupted.Hopefully, not enough! She just ended her period a few days ago. That was actually the second load, after depositing the first on the Tinder girl's stomach. I was so happy to be back in the groove that I went back-to-back, and I was actually shocked at round 2's load. I just got back on a bunch of vitamins / supplements, so maybe that had something to do with it.
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 22:15
Well now, seeing that we have covered the subject of anal barebacking, let's move on to the banging of pregnant Chicas.
I know there are other board members here who are into banging them. And there's always some around in El Centro. And if your in Medellin right now, there is a very pregnant one of around eight months which I interviewed out of curiosity who was out just a few days ago.
So to be clear on what you stated, you've banged pregnant chicas, causing their water to break, who subsequently had to deliver their child.
Is that what you were referring to?
And if so, let's hear the details.I was in the hospital, about 20 yrs ago at Northwestern in downtown Chicago (a very cool high rise top notch hospital).
Some chick was 8 or 9 months pregnant, I wanted to fuck her, not because she was pregnant but because she was cute.
So I took her in my room and was slamming her doggie and a lot of water surged out, she freaked out.
They took her to the ER and discharged me LOL.
It was a funny story at the club that night LOL.
(when I get a chance Ill write some comprehensive reviews of my trip, MDE and BOG, the good the bad the ugly)
includ Gusto La Isla Fase 2
casas /strip bars in centro,massages en centro/ Rio Sur Centro commercial etc centro sws/sante fe sws
MarquisdeSade1
06-19-21, 22:49
Of course, a good example of this, and how what appears to be very un-healthy can actually be so healthy.
Case in point, a few years ago I was in Varnasi, India and went down to shore of the Ganges river to watch the morning spectacle of the Pilgrims bathing in the river.
Everyone stripped to their underwear and bathed and drank the water which was full of cow feces and burned ashes of bodies from the crematoriums along the bank of the river.
What I witnessed was the highlight of my trip to India which was the most disgusting and filthy Country I have ever visited, yet even with the highly unsanitary conditions as perceived by a Westerner, it actually is not unhealthy for them, albeit I stayed away from the water.Debating a trip to India or Brasil for my bday to monger?
Fortaleza SP Rio Foz De Iguacu Vs Delhi Kolkata Mumbai Bangalore.
Both Chinese virus hotspots, but I'm leaning towards India?
3rd choice Lima?
Can anyone suggest one of those 3, that has been to all 3?
Repost here from the wrong thread.
Before I get to the session, I've got some words to say about Facebook.
On Wednesday on the flight to Bogota, we flew very close to Medellin. The sun had set and the city was all lit up, but at 39,000 feet there was still a lot of color in the sky. I snapped a picture, which turned out better than I hoped and posted it on Facebook. Although I've let a few girls know about my trip, I didn't make any general announcement.
That picture did the trick. By the end of the night, more than 20 girls had hit me up. It's been shared and liked more than any other photo I've posted. It's still getting likes and the number of girls reaching out to me has increased to 35. Most of them are second stringers, but a few are previous girls who I haven't talked to in 3 years or more. Once you build up a Facebook list, if you use it right, you will have more options than you can handle. It makes finding replacements easy.
Yesterday I took it fairly easy. Drove to Santa Fe mall in the morning to get some cash and then walked to La Strada for breakfast at Parmessano. Pretty good food, but more than I usually pay for breakfast. A short walk back and I bought some supplies at Jumbo.
Sent out messages to some local friends to set up some lunch dates. Then drove to Manila and met with one of them. Got caught up on the local gossip. From there, I went to Viva mall for lunch at Hatoviejo. Good Colombian food, but expensive. Usually I'm eating at the cheaper places, but yesterday I splurged.
After a trip back to the apartment to cool down and make sure the jacuzzi was clean and functional, I got back out into rush hour traffic and drove to Parque Lleras. Went to Ay Wey on Calle 10, a sports bar alternative to Patrick's and Hooters. Food was good, but portions were small for the price. Lots of attractive waitresses running around and they seem friendly.
While there I was contemplating whether I wanted some company. I'm still recovering and climbing 5 flights of stairs several times daily had me worn out. Sent out a message to a model, Facebook, Instagram girl who I chatted with in December and got a response at just the right time. Set up for her to meet me at the apartment at 10 pm. She pulled up at 10:25, so I consider that a win.
She's a taller black girl, 1.70 meters, very slender and very fit. Not quite 6 pack abs, but close. Her body is excellent, well proportioned and all natural. We spent the first 30 minutes chatting and drinking wine. Then the foreplay started. She was very responsive to everything I did and quite passionate. From there we moved to the jacuzzi, with lots more foreplay. Finally moved to the bed and got down to business, BBBJ, DATY and CFS. Her head game was decent, but the best part was after the condom went on. She rode me hard, rode me all the way through my nut and kept on riding. She kept grinding on me, kissing my neck and ear for almost 30 minutes, at one point rubbing herself, until she finally got off. Made me wish I'd brought a vibrator.
After she finally wound down, we talked a bit more before heading to the shower for a quick rinse. There was nothing business like or mechanical with her, until it was time to pay and call a taxi. She's got nice sized tits, with just a bit of droop, her ass is small by local standards, but well shaped. The pussy was tight and nicely wet. She did have a stronger than normal odor, but not a bad smell, made the room smell like sex. Overall she stayed almost 2 hours.
Of course, a good example of this, and how what appears to be very un-healthy can actually be so healthy.
Case in point, a few years ago I was in Varnasi, India and went down to shore of the Ganges river to watch the morning spectacle of the Pilgrims bathing in the river.
Everyone stripped to their underwear and bathed and drank the water which was full of cow feces and burned ashes of bodies from the crematoriums along the bank of the river.
What I witnessed was the highlight of my trip to India which was the most disgusting and filthy Country I have ever visited, yet even with the highly unsanitary conditions as perceived by a Westerner, it actually is not unhealthy for them, albeit I stayed away from the water.Unfortunately it is unhealthy for them too. People that are accustomed to contaminated water may handle it a bit better than you or I, but lots die from it. Check stats for cholera and water born disease in India. It's one of the worst health issues in India, and the water from the Ganges is not recommended for raw drinking.
I am lucky enough to have been a victim of water in that part of the world and am lucky to have survived it.
Unfortunately it is unhealthy for them too. People that are accustomed to contaminated water may handle it a bit better than you or I, but lots die from it. Check stats for cholera and water born disease in India. It's one of the worst health issues in India, and the water from the Ganges is not recommended for raw drinking.
I am lucky enough to have been a victim of water in that part of the world and am lucky to have survived it.I made the mistake of ordering a mixed drink, with ice, in Tijuana back in 1987. Spent the next 7 days on the toilet. Other guys can eat all the shit they want. I'm going to pass.
I invited 3 girls I know to dinner tonight at a restaurant where a fourth girl I know works (they're all friends, 2 are sisters). Dinner got moved to lunch and of course 2 of the girls were 20 minutes late to where I was to pick them up. Add in some long traffic delays and it was probably close to 3:30 before we were seated.
The restaurant is Colosal located on Las Palmas above Envigado. Google can find it for you. It has a great view of the valley and is definitely one of the better restaurants in Medellin.
Lots of seafood and steak options on the menu, along with some high priced wines. We pigged out, 3 appetizers, 4 entrees and 4 desserts, although only one cocktail. Food was shared all around and I even managed to get them all to try tuna tartar. I wasn't surprised that they all liked it.
Total damage was about 510 k, around $135. I normally spend 10-20 k for lunch, but sometimes I enjoy sitting down in a nice place. It was a fun way to spend about 3 hours.
Unfortunately it is unhealthy for them too. People that are accustomed to contaminated water may handle it a bit better than you or I, but lots die from it. Check stats for cholera and water born disease in India. It's one of the worst health issues in India, and the water from the Ganges is not recommended for raw drinking.
I am lucky enough to have been a victim of water in that part of the world and am lucky to have survived it.Yes I knew this, and was just following along with the ridiculous post about licking "poop" that was posted, but what I said about the people bathing and drinking the water in the Ganges is what I actually observed.
In walking down to the banks of the river there was cow shit everywhere that people were walking in barefoot, beggars sitting in the middle of the streets, and an unbelievable scene along the river. The crematoriums were burning bodies and then throwing the unburnt carcass's into the river and the catfish were having a feeding frenzy.
And not to mention some of the Indian sex workers the size of large beasts working the streets in New Delhi which I wouldn't partake in, however would of been dirt cheap at about $ 2-3 USD compared to El Centro.
Lots and lots of caution required when travelling in India when it comes to food and drink. I was there three weeks travelling with my son, and he had issues about every three days and we were super cautious about what we ate and drank. I got sick only once when eating some impoted Swiss cheese in a fancy hotel. Incredible food there, but always the fear of getting sick afterwards.
The Country is one big garbage dump, and I did go to an upscale massage place in one of the Cities, and the worker started licking my ass which I hadn't asked for, which surprised the shit out of me, which I'm mentioning to stay on topic.
RiceRocket99
06-20-21, 17:45
Colossal is def a nice and fancy restaurant. I took a chica and her friend there for her bday earlier this year and on a weekend they had a live band. There was even salsa performances while the band was singing. We ordered the tomahawk, an appetizer, and a bottle of wine. Dessert was a wonderful and memorable 3 some back at the Bello apt.
I invited 3 girls I know to dinner tonight at a restaurant where a fourth girl I know works (they're all friends, 2 are sisters). Dinner got moved to lunch and of course 2 of the girls were 20 minutes late to where I was to pick them up. Add in some long traffic delays and it was probably close to 3:30 before we were seated.
The restaurant is Colosal located on Las Palmas above Envigado. Google can find it for you. It has a great view of the valley and is definitely one of the better restaurants in Medellin.
Lots of seafood and steak options on the menu, along with some high priced wines. We pigged out, 3 appetizers, 4 entrees and 4 desserts, although only one cocktail. Food was shared all around and I even managed to get them all to try tuna tartar. I wasn't surprised that they all liked it.
Total damage was about 510 k, around $135. I normally spend 10-20 k for lunch, but sometimes I enjoy sitting down in a nice place. It was a fun way to spend about 3 hours.
I invited 3 girls I know to dinner tonight at a restaurant where a fourth girl I know works (they're all friends, 2 are sisters). Dinner got moved to lunch and of course 2 of the girls were 20 minutes late to where I was to pick them up. Add in some long traffic delays and it was probably close to 3:30 before we were seated.
The restaurant is Colosal located on Las Palmas above Envigado. Google can find it for you. It has a great view of the valley and is definitely one of the better restaurants in Medellin.
Lots of seafood and steak options on the menu, along with some high priced wines. We pigged out, 3 appetizers, 4 entrees and 4 desserts, although only one cocktail. Food was shared all around and I even managed to get them all to try tuna tartar. I wasn't surprised that they all liked it.
Total damage was about 510 k, around $135. I normally spend 10-20 k for lunch, but sometimes I enjoy sitting down in a nice place. It was a fun way to spend about 3 hours.Sounds like you've been on a driving and dining vacation thus far, and hopefully Nounce won't have to retrieve your posts about your "second and third nut (s)" from wherever they get posted on ISG when you get around to them.
Regardless, sounds like your enjoying yourself versus riding around in ambulances back in the States.
Debating a trip to India or Brasil for my bday to monger?
Fortaleza SP Rio Foz De Iguacu Vs Delhi Kolkata Mumbai Bangalore.
Both Chinese virus hotspots, but I'm leaning towards India?
3rd choice Lima?
Can anyone suggest one of those 3, that has been to all 3?Forget India for mongering, and I can't even imagine why you would even consider even going there unless you wanted to go sightseeing. And if your a Westerner walking around in India, you will get a lot of attention, I had people coming up to me asking me to hold their babies to get a photo. However while walking around some of the red light street areas, it was very spooky as all eyes were on me wondering what the fuck was I doing there.
Brazil or Peru is a much better option, I've been to both.
BlackThought
06-20-21, 18:47
I made the mistake of ordering a mixed drink, with ice, in Tijuana back in 1987. Spent the next 7 days on the toilet. Other guys can eat all the shit they want. I'm going to pass.Sesame happened to me on my first trip to Philippines. Had to pop a few ciprofloxacin and it went away.
BlackThought
06-20-21, 18:50
Yes I knew this, and was just following along with the ridiculous post about licking "poop" that was posted, but what I said about the people bathing and drinking the water in the Ganges is what I actually observed.
In walking down to the banks of the river there was cow shit everywhere that people were walking in barefoot, beggars sitting in the middle of the streets, and an unbelievable scene along the river. The crematoriums were burning bodies and then throwing the unburnt carcass's into the river and the catfish were having a feeding frenzy.
And not to mention some of the Indian sex workers the size of large beasts working the streets in New Delhi which I wouldn't partake in, however would of been dirt cheap at about $ 2-3 USD compared to El Centro.You visited India to monger or business?
Was actually planning my return back to Rio when Colombia announced no more COVID test required to enter.
So I said WTF, I'll hit Medellin first, it's been about 6 months since I've been here.
Decided to stay at Hotel Nutibara, big room, top floor, obviously close to the action, LOL.
About $30 a night.
I've been here 2 nights now.
What a return! Way more out there than I can handle, LOL.
Between my previous contacts and the new ones out in Botero / Veracruz, it's amazing, LOL.
Met up with fellow ISG guy, JjB for a cerveza last night at Parque Lleras.
Cool guy, good stories, etc.
Afterwards, I was a bit tired from the day, however, a really cute girl smiled and waved at me, LOL.
We talked a bit. She's a pretty Venezolana, very cool personality.
Told her I wasn't really looking, that I've been satisfied already, however, I invited her for a bite to eat.
We hit a burger place there in the park area.
She was so damn cute and expressive and attentive and affectionate, LOL.
She would lean in with the softest kisses.
I finally asked her to come back to my hotel for a snuggling session.
Told her I'd help her out with whatever I thought was right.
She said Vamos! LOL.
Very nice session. The kissing and snuggling was amazing.
I felt like a high school boy.
Anyway, with the help of a blue steely pill, I got it going and we had some loving sex.
Cool chica she is for sure.
In the room I gave her a 100 mil, she seemed happy with it.
As the taxi arrived, I gave her another 100 mil.
Like I said, she's very cool, cute and sexy, and very affectionate.
Everybody happy!
Today it's back to Botero, see what's up!
Steve 9696
06-20-21, 20:35
Was actually planning my return back to Rio when Colombia announced no more COVID test required to enter.
So I said WTF, I'll hit Medellin first, it's been about 6 months since I've been here.
Decided to stay at Hotel Nutibara, big room, top floor, obviously close to the action, LOL.
About $30 a night.
I've been here 2 nights now.
What a return! Way more out there than I can handle, LOL.
Between my previous contacts and the new ones out in Botero / Veracruz, it's amazing, LOL.
Met up with fellow ISG guy, JjB for a cerveza last night at Parque Lleras.
Cool guy, good stories, etc.
Afterwards, I was a bit tired from the day, however, a really cute girl smiled and waved at me, LOL.
We talked a bit. She's a pretty Venezolana, very cool personality.
Told her I wasn't really looking, that I've been satisfied already, however, I invited her for a bite to eat.
We hit a burger place there in the park area.
She was so damn cute and expressive and attentive and affectionate, LOL.
She would lean in with the softest kisses.
I finally asked her to come back to my hotel for a snuggling session.
Told her I'd help her out with whatever I thought was right.
She said Vamos! LOL.
Very nice session. The kissing and snuggling was amazing.
I felt like a high school boy.
Anyway, with the help of a blue steely pill, I got it going and we had some loving sex.
Cool chica she is for sure.
In the room I gave her a 100 mil, she seemed happy with it.
As the taxi arrived, I gave her another 100 mil.
Like I said, she's very cool, cute and sexy, and very affectionate.
Everybody happy!
Today it's back to Botero, see what's up!Love this story. It's so non pro and girlfriendy and non transactional. I think it worked so well because you had what the Nanpa dudes call "outcome independence". You were cool with just hanging out. Or snuggling. And your lack of neediness and attitude of outcome independence is magnetic. And so it goes that you have a girlfriendy lay. Just love it. Rock on.
Debating a trip to India or Brasil for my bday to monger?
Fortaleza SP Rio Foz De Iguacu Vs Delhi Kolkata Mumbai Bangalore.
Both Chinese virus hotspots, but I'm leaning towards India?
3rd choice Lima?
Can anyone suggest one of those 3, that has been to all 3?I've been to all three and it's no decision. Brasil IMO is the best country in the World for our hobby. India is an interesting country to visit, but the mongering is not good unless you have an in. And even then it's not very good. Lima has some decent looking women (certainly better than Cuzco / the Andes), but you'll be underwhelmed if you're used to Brasil and Colombia.
If you go to Iguazu, take a full day to see the Argentina side. Much more impressive than the Brasil side.
Unfortunately it is unhealthy for them too. People that are accustomed to contaminated water may handle it a bit better than you or I, but lots die from it. Check stats for cholera and water born disease in India. It's one of the worst health issues in India, and the water from the Ganges is not recommended for raw drinking.
I am lucky enough to have been a victim of water in that part of the world and am lucky to have survived it.I have gotten really badly sick on every trip I've made to India. You have to be extremely careful when buying bottled water. The worst diarrhea I've gotten in my life was from bottled water in India. During my last visit to India in 2014 I got a terrible case of E. Coli poisoning from a can of orange juice bought in a grocery. It was the worst illness I got in my life, I was bedridden for two weeks. I think the worst p4p service one can get anywhere in the world would be in India. That being said in Kolkata I sessioned some really beautiful girls who gave GFE service. I went there for work but would not head there solely for mongering.
MongerHunger
06-21-21, 00:38
I have gotten really badly sick on every trip I've made to India. You have to be extremely careful when buying bottled water. The worst diarrhea I've gotten in my life was from bottled water in India. During my last visit to India in 2014 I got a terrible case of E. Coli poisoning from a can of orange juice bought in a grocery. It was the worst illness I got in my life, I was bedridden for two weeks. I think the worst p4p service one can get anywhere in the world would be in India. That being said in Kolkata I sessioned some really beautiful girls who gave GFE service. I went there for work but would not head there solely for mongering.When traveling it is good to have some Pure Oregano Oil (antimicrobial, viral, bacterial) dilute for consumption, Activated Charcoal (detox) and Pepto Diarrhea (the active ingredient bismuth destroys E. Coli and salmonella). You will not be bedridden or vacation ruined. Works for me.
Don't leave home without it.
Mr Enternational
06-21-21, 00:45
Love this story. It's so non pro and girlfriendy and non transactional. You were cool with just hanging out. Or snuggling. And your lack of neediness and attitude of outcome independence is magnetic. And so it goes that you have a girlfriendy lay. Just love it. Rock on.But she was cool with just hanging out. She could just as well had said I am here for money. If you are not paying to fuck then beat it. Takes 2 to tango. They just happened to be on the same wavelength at the same time.
Dcrist0527
06-21-21, 01:00
I have a trip booked for Tijuana. It's a short 3-day trip but I'm really very tempted to change to MDE. I know. Short trips suck. But tell that to my head. (Both of them.).
With the current restrictions, just a few questions. Please don't judge preferences. I am not the cheapest Charlie. LOL.
Hotel Haven is close to Parque Lleras. Is there currently a decent volume to select from in Lleras? As things open up, I imagine it will improve. I'm looking mid-July.
Gusto. Looks like it's open 9 PM - 3 AM?
I'm also considering Mansion. It might be convenient for such a short trip. I assume they allow me to bring in girls from Lleras, for example. (Assuming they have a cedula of course.).
Thanks for any help!
Debating a trip to India or Brasil for my bday to monger?
Fortaleza SP Rio Foz De Iguacu Vs Delhi Kolkata Mumbai Bangalore.
Both Chinese virus hotspots, but I'm leaning towards India?
3rd choice Lima?
Can anyone suggest one of those 3, that has been to all 3?I've been to all 3. Brazil is the best of the three for mongering, and Peru is ok. Who suggested to you that India was a place for mongering? India is absolutely not a place that should be on anyone's list. Hell, I wouldn't even go there if I spoke fluent Hindi. Whoever suggested to you that you go to India, you may want to consider never taking any advice from them.
Was actually planning my return back to Rio when Colombia announced no more COVID test required to enter.
So I said WTF, I'll hit Medellin first, it's been about 6 months since I've been here.
Decided to stay at Hotel Nutibara, big room, top floor, obviously close to the action, LOL.
About $30 a night.
I've been here 2 nights now.
What a return! Way more out there than I can handle, LOL.
Between my previous contacts and the new ones out in Botero / Veracruz, it's amazing, LOL.
Met up with fellow ISG guy, JjB for a cerveza last night at Parque Lleras.
Cool guy, good stories, etc.
Afterwards, I was a bit tired from the day, however, a really cute girl smiled and waved at me, LOL.
We talked a bit. She's a pretty Venezolana, very cool personality.
Told her I wasn't really looking, that I've been satisfied already, however, I invited her for a bite to eat.
We hit a burger place there in the park area.
She was so damn cute and expressive and attentive and affectionate, LOL.Balboa,
I'm due to hit Medellin in less than three weeks. Please keep sharing your experiences I am looking for a hotel in El Centro but have yet to make a choice. Would love to hear your take on mongering in El Centro if that is part of your MO.
What days next week? I'll be there Wednesday. Monday. I would love to get a beer and compare notes. I'll be at the mansion, because this is my first trip.I touch down in the am and will be there until next Monday.
Love this story. It's so non pro and girlfriendy and non transactional. I think it worked so well because you had what the Nanpa dudes call "outcome independence". You were cool with just hanging out. Or snuggling. And your lack of neediness and attitude of outcome independence is magnetic. And so it goes that you have a girlfriendy lay. Just love it. Rock on.Thanks! The best times seem to come when things just flow, nice and easy.
Good times.
But she was cool with just hanging out. She could just as well had said I am here for money. If you are not paying to fuck then beat it. Takes 2 to tango. They just happened to be on the same wavelength at the same time.That's always the case, LOL.
I told this particular girl right away that I wasn't really looking, she just decided to stay and chat with me, then I invited her to grab a bite to eat.
I avoid and get rid of the aggressive type girls right away anyway.
I got lucky, this girl was very cool, and she enjoyed being treated like a regular girl I believe.
She's not dumb though, she most likely figured that I was a good guy and that I'd help her out some.
All good.
I was planning on just chillin today, go out for a stroll, get some food, etc.
The Plaza was a bit slow today, as Sundays usually are, and it was Father's Day as well.
However, Lol, one of my regulars texted me and said that she would come out for me.
She may be about a 7 or so in the face, but damn does she have a great flaquita body with a sweet bubble butt, yummm.
And her attitude is a 10!
So we hooked up for a couple hours and had some great "papi volvio sex! LOL.
I met 2 gringos at Botero, they both approached me, individually.
One guy was kinda weird, said he was French, acting like he was a spy or something.
I ditched him quick.
The other guy was pretty cool, from San Diego, not sure if he's an ISG guy, I didn't ask.
It was his first time to Medellin, though he spoke very good spanish and he had a nice energy talking with the girls.
I showed him around Botero and Veracruz, probably meet up at Parque Lleras in a bit, if the rain stops.
Anyway he split after a bit and I bumped into a girl, another sweet Chama (Venezolana), who I met yesterday.
She's so damn sweet and her sexy smooth cinnamon colored skin got me going.
We went to a motel and her patience with me was incredible.
Took a while to get the job done, I've been pretty active.
I told her I'd give her all the money I had on me for being so good to me.
So damn sweet!
I had 55 k and tomorrow I'll throw her some Victoria Secret thingy she'll like.
So much for just chillin today, LOL.
Sometimes the pussy just comes calling.
Sounds like you've been on a driving and dining vacation thus far, and hopefully Nounce won't have to retrieve your posts about your "second and third nut (s)" from wherever they get posted on ISG when you get around to them.
Regardless, sounds like your enjoying yourself versus riding around in ambulances back in the States.Might not be a third nut. My libido seems to have taken it's own vacation. But all is well. I'm enjoying just taking it easy.
Headed to Rio Sur to get a massage this afternoon. The massage was decent, but probably the worst I've had in Medellin. Afterwards decided to drive up to Santa Fe de Antioquía. The drive was nice, but when I got there traffic was all snarled up. Decided I'd rather keep driving than deal with the crowds. Kept driving until I started down the other side of the mountain, probably 6 miles past Manglar. Got in a nasty traffic backup coming back. Ended up being about a 6 hour drive. Headed to Parque Lleras for some dinner and now I'm back in the apartment. The apartment is perfect if it wasn't for all those stairs.
Will wait and see what tomorrow brings.
One of my taxi drivers was doing coke whilst driving, if anyone walked into the street, he accelerated like he was playing a video game (I was sitting shotgun thinking, this country is muy loco).
Stay off the fucking street!
In Bogota the sidewalks aren't even safe, the motos drive on them when there are traffic jams.I said years ago that the most dangerous activity in Medellin is crossing the street. In Bogota it's just walking on the sidewalk. Not because of motos, because of the random, deep holes that are all over the place.
Any moto driver who can hop the curbs to drive on the sidewalk in Bogota is definitely crazy. Most of the curbs are 8-10 inches high. You would destroy most scooters trying to get onto the sidewalk.
Black Page
06-21-21, 10:47
The Country is one big garbage dump, and I did go to an upscale massage place in one of the Cities, and the worker started licking my ass which I hadn't asked for, which surprised the shit out of me, which I'm mentioning to stay on topic.Considering all those activities you have observed along Ganges and streets, which you have just highlighted to us, I guess your asshole was kind of delicacy dessert for her. How could she miss it?
I was planning on just chillin today, go out for a stroll, get some food, etc.
The Plaza was a bit slow today, as Sundays usually are, and it was Father's Day as well.
However, Lol, one of my regulars texted me and said that she would come out for me.
So much for just chillin today, LOL.
Sometimes the pussy just comes calling.I've always enjoyed Sunday's at ground zero, so different than the rest of the week with all the hustle and bustle of the place, things are kind of like in slow motion, and if you have patience, something always seems to either come up or materialize out of the blue, at least that has been my experience there. During the week sometimes the place can be overwhelming with so many Chicas available, hordes of them, and some in packs, like hyenas, yet so many hidden gems to be discovered.
Sounds like your having a great time!
Considering all those activities you have observed along Ganges and streets, which you have just highlighted to us, I guess your asshole was kind of delicacy dessert for her. How could she miss it?LOL, I guess so, maybe what I experienced there was the "norm" when going to a massage place, and hell, I don't even remember taking a shower beforehand!
So much for hygiene, but it was India!
India is all of the stuff the detractors posted. You will get your mind blown by the rawness of human existence on full display alongside debauchery and excess.
You do need quite a bit of local intel to navigate the perilous, scam filled mongering scene. Also, the high end indies that I seek are rather expensive.
My favorite mongering spot is Kolkata (after St. Petersburg, Rus) mostly because of some good brothels in a red light area called Sonagauchi where you can indulge your Bollywood induced fantasies.
Hold off for at least 6 months though. They still have not come out of the second wave and they expect a bad third wave this fall.
Hit me up on PM if I can answer any other questions. I'm planning to visit early next year if you need a wingman.
Debating a trip to India or Brasil for my bday to monger?
Fortaleza SP Rio Foz De Iguacu Vs Delhi Kolkata Mumbai Bangalore.
Both Chinese virus hotspots, but I'm leaning towards India?
3rd choice Lima?
Can anyone suggest one of those 3, that has been to all 3?
MaddTraveler
06-21-21, 16:08
Very nice session. The kissing and snuggling was amazing.
I felt like a high school boy.
Anyway, with the help of a blue steely pill, I got it going and we had some loving sex.
Cool chica she is for sure.
In the room I gave her a 100 mil, she seemed happy with it.
As the taxi arrived, I gave her another 100 mil.
Like I said, she's very cool, cute and sexy, and very affectionate.
Everybody happy!
Today it's back to Botero, see what's up!Very nice report man. Exactly the types I go for, and believe me they're not so hard to find since most dudes go straight for the fake attitude girls with make up. Non-aggressive, non-demanding and happy with what you offer and so grateful that I always take care of them. If they spend the day or night I'll even take them shopping at times for some nice surprise regalos. Sorry but I ain't traveling with panties in my luggage like some of y'all do lmao! I spoil the sweet / humble chicas, and sport fck the model / gusto types and send those home quick before my iPhone goes missing LOL.
Balboa,
Would love to hear your take on mongering in El Centro if that is part of your MO.It's been a big part of my MO for about 20 years now!
Why stop now? Lol.
Heading out now as a matter of fact. I'm about 100 yards out, Lol.
Good times.
Was thinking of trying a stay in downtown soon.
Is Hotel Nutibara chica-friendly if you book for 2?
Was actually planning my return back to Rio when Colombia announced no more COVID test required to enter.
So I said WTF, I'll hit Medellin first, it's been about 6 months since I've been here.
Decided to stay at Hotel Nutibara, big room, top floor, obviously close to the action, LOL.
About $30 a night.
I've been here 2 nights now.
What a return! Way more out there than I can handle, LOL.
Between my previous contacts and the new ones out in Botero / Veracruz, it's amazing, LOL.
Met up with fellow ISG guy, JjB for a cerveza last night at Parque Lleras.
Cool guy, good stories, etc.
Afterwards, I was a bit tired from the day, however, a really cute girl smiled and waved at me, LOL.
We talked a bit. She's a pretty Venezolana, very cool personality.
Told her I wasn't really looking, that I've been satisfied already, however, I invited her for a bite to eat.
We hit a burger place there in the park area.
She was so damn cute and expressive and attentive and affectionate, LOL.
She would lean in with the softest kisses.
I finally asked her to come back to my hotel for a snuggling session.
Told her I'd help her out with whatever I thought was right.
She said Vamos! LOL.
Very nice session. The kissing and snuggling was amazing.
I felt like a high school boy.
Anyway, with the help of a blue steely pill, I got it going and we had some loving sex.
Cool chica she is for sure.
In the room I gave her a 100 mil, she seemed happy with it.
As the taxi arrived, I gave her another 100 mil.
Like I said, she's very cool, cute and sexy, and very affectionate.
Everybody happy!
Today it's back to Botero, see what's up!
Probably the biggest difference between driving in Medellin is drivers don't stop for pedestrians 95% of the time, in essence meaning they are "road kill"Pedestrians are Road Kill in MDE, and in the 1975 cult classic movie Death Race 2000 starring David Carradine (the Kung Fu guy) with Sylvester Stallone before Rocky, and directed by gore king, Roger Gorman.
Set in the "future" year 2000, it is a coast to coast race while the drivers try to run over as many pedestrians as the can. Women with baby carriages score the most points. In one scene, a nursing home puts a bunch of residents in wheelchairs out on the highway for easy road kill points.
One of my favorite movies, cult or not. Check it out if you like sick humor.
MarquisdeSade1
06-21-21, 20:20
India is all of the stuff the detractors posted. You will get your mind blown by the rawness of human existence on full display alongside debauchery and excess.
You do need quite a bit of local intel to navigate the perilous, scam filled mongering scene. Also, the high end indies that I seek are rather expensive.
My favorite mongering spot is Kolkata (after St. Petersburg, Rus) mostly because of some good brothels in a red light area called Sonagauchi where you can indulge your Bollywood induced fantasies.
Hold off for at least 6 months though. They still have not come out of the second wave and they expect a bad third wave this fall.
Hit me up on PM if I can answer any other questions. I'm planning to visit early next year if you need a wingman.Yes of course I've heard of Sonagachi, BTW I did find SP Russia a downer, do you speak Russian?
"debauchery and excess" aka, my raison d'être jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MarquisdeSade1
06-21-21, 20:37
Colossal is def a nice and fancy restaurant. I took a chica and her friend there for her bday earlier this year and on a weekend they had a live band. There was even salsa performances while the band was singing. We ordered the tomahawk, an appetizer, and a bottle of wine. Dessert was a wonderful and memorable 3 some back at the Bello apt.Great view that's about it.
Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.
Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.
Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.
https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.
You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.
If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!
BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife.
But much too hilly for me, I want to walk or ride a bicycle to the store.
I guess a bldg with good security would be OK.
We saw several high rise, most looked kinda old, 1 new construction, but didn't look like it had 80 k usd condos.
I'm guessing we drove around 90% of Bello including all the way to the dead end at the top, did we miss your place?
I could live there, but I would want some place flatter, maybe Envigado?
Any place but El Poblado LOL.
Evigado is my favorite.
MarquisdeSade1
06-21-21, 20:39
I have a trip booked for Tijuana. It's a short 3-day trip but I'm really very tempted to change to MDE. I know. Short trips suck. But tell that to my head. (Both of them.).
With the current restrictions, just a few questions. Please don't judge preferences. I am not the cheapest Charlie. LOL.
Hotel Haven is close to Parque Lleras. Is there currently a decent volume to select from in Lleras? As things open up, I imagine it will improve. I'm looking mid-July.
Gusto. Looks like it's open 9 PM - 3 AM?
I'm also considering Mansion. It might be convenient for such a short trip. I assume they allow me to bring in girls from Lleras, for example. (Assuming they have a cedula of course.).
Thanks for any help!Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lol
MarquisdeSade1
06-21-21, 20:49
Colossal is def a nice and fancy restaurant. I took a chica and her friend there for her bday earlier this year and on a weekend they had a live band. There was even salsa performances while the band was singing. We ordered the tomahawk, an appetizer, and a bottle of wine. Dessert was a wonderful and memorable 3 some back at the Bello apt.Adds the tip to the check blows, ok it was only 10% but that means they are only getting 10% I would of given more but not when you already snatched 10%, I believe he was begging for more before we left jajaj.
And the place really should hire some smoking hot waitresses instead of bunch of fucking doods.
Pro tip jajajajajaja =learn from my fuck ups.
Get a uber set from your table and wait, it was eazy to get a ride up, but we stood outside no chairs for close to an hour waiting for someone to accept that pick up.
And they did one thing I liked, a menu in Ingles wowwwwww that was a 1st in Colombia LOL.
Its not a horrible place, I was just hoping for a great steak.
Was thinking of trying a stay in downtown soon. Is Hotel Nutibara chica-friendly if you book for 2?I assume you mean when you pay the double occupancy rate, and don't mean if and when you bring two chicas to your room.
When I stayed there pre-Covid, then answer was yes, definitely. The desk guy would even compliment my girls. I was running thru an exceptional batch of nines then. I'll look for a couple of photos of my Pinky from that time. The foto of her laying in the bed is at the Nutibara room, the other three fotos are from Hotel Boterro around the corner. Slapshot's Pinky still rules the roost now because my Pinky left for Ecuador, but when whe was in MDE, she was as good as Pinkies get, jajaja and it's obvious where she gets her name. I say that in the spirit of friendly competition of this "game" we all play. She was the prepago with whom I invented the "working girl's bet" which you cannot lose. Too good to post here now and for everyone to get there hands on it. For a select few perhaps. And oh, Surfer, the bet only works if you do anal so would not be interested, but you are missing out, jajaja. It also helps if you do drugs during sex, jajajaja, I am a deviant.
Also, I divide my time in Medellin, really the whole world, as pre-Covid and after. A lot has changed so I would verify any pre-Covid info. The desk guy I just mentioned spoke English and worked the evening shift. Try phoning and simply ask, Do you allow guests?
Dcrist0527
06-21-21, 21:51
Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lolHahaha. I hear you. I've been to MDE once (for a short visit) and was just amazed at the beauty that walks the streets. Civies, working girls, etc. Just the most beautiful women in the world.
I spent several nights in Gusto, so I know what it is. Overpriced? Yep. But it's a party. And to be honest, that's what I look for. I would not spend 600 K on any girl there. But I will blow through a lot on drinks and fun. And if the right girl is there, with a good connection, for far less than 600 K for one hour, great. If not, so be it. I'll shop through Lleras on my way back to my room.
By no means am I an expert in MDE! Any and all suggestions welcome. Just know that I like the actual companionship, party and flirting just as much as the act.
As for La Isla, I spent one night there. It was comfortable. I was pleasantly surprised the meseros are not up your ass all night. I think I was just too passive that night. I never found "the one". But definitely had fun. Walked out with far more cash than I expected. I'd definitely be interested in another similar club.
Centro: on a short visit and with my inexperience in MDE, it's a bit intimidating. Not really out of physical fear but in my mind, I liken it to the SG game in Tijuana. SGs there are a bit of a last option for me.
Yes, that's right. Was meaning book for dbl occupancy. Thanks for the reply. I don't really care if its Hotel Nutibara or another TBH. I have seen Nutibara in Booking.com and it looks nice from the exterior that's all. But any reasonable hotel would be great. I just don't fancy staying in a shorttime room or a hotel that feels like a "Carcel".
I assume you mean when you pay the double occupancy rate, and don't mean if and when you bring two chicas to your room.
When I stayed there pre-Covid, then answer was yes, definitely. The desk guy would even compliment my girls.
Also, I divide my time in Medellin, really the whole world, as pre-Covid and after. A lot has changed so I would verify any pre-Covid info. The desk guy I just mentioned spoke English and worked the evening shift. Try phoning and simply ask, Do you allow guests?
Yes of course I've heard of Sonagachi, BTW I did find SP Russia a downer, do you speak Russian?
"debauchery and excess" aka, my raison d'tre jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaNope, I do not speak Russian. I can see why you might consider SP to be limited in its offerings. Scam strip clubs, escorts and streetwalkers. Also, at first blush, the girls seem cold, distant, and "professional".
I found, however, that the escorts are eager to upsell from prices as low as $30/ HR and if you dangle the prospect of repeats, they are likely to turn in a good performance.
I'm an old fart and all about repeats. Works for me.
I will be there in 2 weeks. What is the situation with the curfew? Is everything open regular hours now? I'll be staying right next to Lleras park. Question guys: what is the best way to find females who like to party? Bring them back our place, have them drink, dance, have fun. What's the best way to find the party animals?
MarquisdeSade1
06-22-21, 01:40
I've been to all 3. Brazil is the best of the three for mongering, and Peru is ok. Who suggested to you that India was a place for mongering? India is absolutely not a place that should be on anyone's list. Hell, I wouldn't even go there if I spoke fluent Hindi. Whoever suggested to you that you go to India, you may want to consider never taking any advice from them.Will you look who the cat dragged in!
Smoothy I thought the CCP virus took you out.
For those thinking of visiting Medellin and for those already here, be warned that an annoying holdover from the demonstrations is random holes in the streets and along sidewalks. The demonstrators removed water meter covers, manhole covers, and paving stones all over the city, especially along main thoroughfares. The demonstrators used the objects as projectile weapons in some cases and in other cases it was random vandalism like the graffiti and paint bombs tossed at public buildings. The sidewalk hazards are reminiscent of Mexico, the Dominican Republic and other less developed countries. You have to be really careful. Some of the holes are genuine leg breakers.
I said years ago that the most dangerous activity in Medellin is crossing the street. In Bogota it's just walking on the sidewalk. Not because of motos, because of the random, deep holes that are all over the place.
Any moto driver who can hop the curbs to drive on the sidewalk in Bogota is definitely crazy. Most of the curbs are 8-10 inches high. You would destroy most scooters trying to get onto the sidewalk.
Kinosellis
06-22-21, 02:19
Skip Gusto (and La Isla) both retirement homes for old putas, Ill write more in following posts lolI don't really agree with this. You'll find a lot of different women in both. Its like any place, except because its a club they vet a little more for you because no one wants drama. Its Colombia finding beautiful women is not a heavy lift.
Great view that's about it.
Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.
Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.
Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.
https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.
You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.
If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!
BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife..Envigado is flatter? Sure doesn't seem like it to me. It's relatively flat if you drive through on Avenida Las Vegas, but you won't find many apartments there. Where most of the apartment buildings are located, are up in some very steep hills. I know because I've walked and driven those streets.
If you want flat your options are Belen, Laureles and the low rent part of El Centro.
As for Colosal, with almost 1500 reviews on restaurant guru they average 4.4 stars. Seriously, you need to stop making stuff up to pretend you've been here. There are actually people who want to know about Medellin and making up stories isn't helpful.
Adds the tip to the check blows, ok it was only 10% but that means they are only getting 10% I would of given more but not when you already snatched 10%, I believe he was begging for more before we left jajaj.
And the place really should hire some smoking hot waitresses instead of bunch of fucking doods.
Pro tip jajajajajaja =learn from my fuck ups.
Get a uber set from your table and wait, it was eazy to get a ride up, but we stood outside no chairs for close to an hour waiting for someone to accept that pick up.
And they did one thing I liked, a menu in Ingles wowwwwww that was a 1st in Colombia LOL.
Its not a horrible place, I was just hoping for a great steak.In Colombia, nearly every restaurant which has an electronic POS system automatically adds the 10% tip. The receipt gives 2 prices, the price with and without the tip. In addition, most waiters and waitresses will ask you, when you ask for the check, "deseas incluir el servicio?" Do you want to include the tip? It clearly states on the bill that the 10% is entirely voluntary.
Also, many places in Colombia offer a menu in English. Many times I've been asked if I want a menu in English.
Is today International Give Incorrect Information Day? Or did you just take it upon yourself to give out bad info?
Hahaha. I hear you. I've been to MDE once (for a short visit) and was just amazed at the beauty that walks the streets. Civies, working girls, etc. Just the most beautiful women in the world.
I spent several nights in Gusto, so I know what it is. Overpriced? Yep. But it's a party. And to be honest, that's what I look for. I would not spend 600 K on any girl there. But I will blow through a lot on drinks and fun. And if the right girl is there, with a good connection, for far less than 600 K for one hour, great. If not, so be it. I'll shop through Lleras on my way back to my room.
By no means am I an expert in MDE! Any and all suggestions welcome. Just know that I like the actual companionship, party and flirting just as much as the act.
As for La Isla, I spent one night there. It was comfortable. I was pleasantly surprised the meseros are not up your ass all night. I think I was just too passive that night. I never found "the one". But definitely had fun. Walked out with far more cash than I expected. I'd definitely be interested in another similar club.
Centro: on a short visit and with my inexperience in MDE, it's a bit intimidating. Not really out of physical fear but in my mind, I liken it to the SG game in Tijuana. SGs there are a bit of a last option for me.There really isn't another strip club in Medellin that compares to La Isla. The price to take a girl at Fase Dos is the same and the service there is pretty dismal. Also the seating at Fase Dos is all torture devices left over from the Spanish Inquisition.
However, on a good night you can find a better selection at Barra Ejecutiva for a lot less. The short time rooms at Fase Dos are better than La Isla.
Yes, that's right. Was meaning book for dbl occupancy. Thanks for the reply. I don't really care if its Hotel Nutibara or another TBH. I have seen Nutibara in Booking.com and it looks nice from the exterior that's all. But any reasonable hotel would be great. I just don't fancy staying in a shorttime room or a hotel that feels like a "Carcel".I have a friend who usually stays at Hotel 47 in El Centro. It's not as close to the action but is chica friendly. They offer cheaper rates if you contact them directly, rather than use a booking site. I think he said he got a room for either $13 or $17 a night last November.
Went to Laureles to have lunch with Villiany today. Add that to having a beer with Balboa Saturday night. Both were enjoyable encounters. Always happy to meet good people.
Afterwards, picked up 3 girls I know and drove out to Salto de Tequendamita outside of La Ceja. It's not a bad drive, although hit some bad traffic getting back into Envigado. It's a nice waterfall with a little park area and a restaurant. There's a second restaurant, or an expanded menu on the weekends. Prices are fairly reasonable and it's a good place to take photos for when people ask "what did you do in Colombia?
I'm still in recovery mode so no excitement to report today.
MarquisdeSade1
06-22-21, 04:24
Nope, I do not speak Russian. I can see why you might consider SP to be limited in its offerings. Scam strip clubs, escorts and streetwalkers. Also, at first blush, the girls seem cold, distant, and "professional".
I found, however, that the escorts are eager to upsell from prices as low as $30/ HR and if you dangle the prospect of repeats, they are likely to turn in a good performance.
I'm an old fart and all about repeats. Works for me.Repeats LOL.
I recently did a sooper pornstar one day in MDE, she was incredible, the next day against "my better judgement" (jajaja) I was trying to get anal LOL.
I did her again, even tho she ratcheted up the PSE it was very mehhh.
So what do I do, I have her a third day in a row, she's trying hard, but I felt like throwing up LOL.
Anyone ever see the movie OldBoy? LOL.
Eating the same fucking food everyday, no gracias, just put a bullet in me.
Post-script, SP is one of the most incredibly beautiful cities on the planet, and definitely the worst city I've ever mongered in.
I've always enjoyed Sunday's at ground zero, so different than the rest of the week with all the hustle and bustle of the place, things are kind of like in slow motion, and if you have patience, something always seems to either come up or materialize out of the blue, at least that has been my experience there. During the week sometimes the place can be overwhelming with so many Chicas available, hordes of them, and some in packs, like hyenas, yet so many hidden gems to be discovered.
Sounds like your having a great time!You summed it up perfectly.
I like the pack of hyenas analogy you used, I saw several of those packs today, LOL.
And yes, I found a sweet hidden gem this trip already.
I gave her 50 k today to get her hair and nails done.
She's gone above and beyond the call of duty for me, without one complaint.
There's a kind of crazy looking gringo, they tell me he's French, but I don't know, anyway, he walks about Botero and Veracruz with his google translate, shows the girls his phone, offering 30 k pesos for bare sex, and the girl pays the room, LOL.
It's funny to watch the girls' reactions, and he picks the hot young girls.
I saw him doing the same thing at Parque Lleras.
Funny.
Was thinking of trying a stay in downtown soon.
Is Hotel Nutibara chica-friendly if you book for 2?I've never had a problem bringing a girl up, as long as she has a cedula.
I was there in December of 2018 and I agree with MarquiseSade1's review of it. If the current menu is the one on their website, it has changed since I was there. Three ladies and I had dinner there. None of us had been there before. The three ladies were Medellin locals and had only heard about it. The total tab was 645,000 COP. We had two appetizers, four entrees, one dessert, and drinks. The ladies had two pitchers of sangria and I had a bottle of water. The water was 17,000 and the sangria was 120,000 per pitcher (small). Each of us had a different type of entre - pork, salmon, steak, and crab triangles. I wanted chicken, but the waiter said it would take two hours to prepare. Salmon was the only fish on the menu at that time. The crab triangles were like ravioli except three sided and no sauce, and the taste was very bland. The salmon was good, the pork was just okay, and the steak (ribeye) had a large gristle in it. A band was playing and our table was next to the band. They were so loud that we could not have a conversation. Lucky for us, they took a few breaks during our meal.
Transportation from there late at night was a problem. One of the employees knew someone who had his own transportation service. The cost was 45,000 from the restaurant to Laureles.
Tripadvisor's rating for Colosal is 4. 0 out of 5. It is rated #15 of 183 restaurants in Envigado.
Mr Enternational
06-22-21, 07:34
As for Colosal, with almost 1500 reviews on restaurant guru they average 4.4 stars. Seriously, you need to stop making stuff up to pretend you've been here. There are actually people who want to know about Medellin and making up stories isn't helpful.That all depends on perspective and what the people that did the reviews have to compare to it. Like Brazil is supposed to have this delicious meat. I have been looking for a decent piece of meat down there for 20 years. But my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. Recently we passed by the place and he said they slaughter 1200 heads per day. The good stuff they pack up and send to USA and Europe. The shitty meat they keep in Brazil. I knew I wasn't damn crazy all these years. Fuck that picanha BS!
That all depends on perspective and what the people that did the reviews have to compare to it. Like Brazil is supposed to have this delicious meat. I have been looking for a decent piece of meat down there for 20 years. But my girlfriend's son used to work at a slaughterhouse. Recently we passed by the place and he said they slaughter 1200 heads per day. The good stuff they pack up and send to USA and Europe. The shitty meat they keep in Brazil. I knew I wasn't damn crazy all these years. Fuck that picanha BS!Getting a good steak in Colombia is a challenge.
As far as Colombian beef, I've purchased various cuts of what is labeled as "prime" at Jumbo and Carullia to BBQ and they all have one thing in common, literally no fat whatsoever. So for guys wanting a nice fat juicy steak, if it's Colombian beef, forget it. This is why a lot of places offer imported steaks on their menu.
Unfortunately though, the beef from the USA which a lot of places offer is a choice cut, and nothing to write home about. Be warned that the Certified Angus Beef from the USA sold in all the markets, and offered in lots of restaurants is terrible, great advertising though, but in terms of taste and quality, like Jose Cuervo tequila.
The best option for getting a good steak, like a nice juicy New York, which was my first dinner upon returning to the USA (and a reminder of sweet juicy pussy), is to go to a place that has imported meats from either Argentina or Uruaguay. These meats are available in Carullia and Jumbo if your grilling at home.
Best bet at restaurants for this of course are the Argentina restaurants like Cambalache in Patio Bonito.
And don't forget the Malbec!
India is all of the stuff the detractors posted. You will get your mind blown by the rawness of human existence on full display alongside debauchery and excess.
You do need quite a bit of local intel to navigate the perilous, scam filled mongering scene. Also, the high end indies that I seek are rather expensive.
My favorite mongering spot is Kolkata (after St. Petersburg, Rus) mostly because of some good brothels in a red light area called Sonagauchi where you can indulge your Bollywood induced fantasies.
Hold off for at least 6 months though. They still have not come out of the second wave and they expect a bad third wave this fall.
Hit me up on PM if I can answer any other questions. I'm planning to visit early next year if you need a wingman.There is Sonagashi and there is the rest of the mongering world. Two different entities. It is a spectacle that after you have been there you wonder whether you were dreaming or were on another planet. I remember banging a chick doggy with her on the bed and me standing (only position I did there) and a rat passed by my feet that would chase any domestic cat. I had problems maintaining my erection after that. Other memorable locations were the Catacombs in Chang Ping China (no longer in existence) where I had my most memorable session of all time for all the wrong reasons and Geylang, Singapore before the crackdown.
Dcrist0527
06-22-21, 15:20
There really isn't another strip club in Medellin that compares to La Isla. The price to take a girl at Fase Dos is the same and the service there is pretty dismal. Also the seating at Fase Dos is all torture devices left over from the Spanish Inquisition.
However, on a good night you can find a better selection at Barra Ejecutiva for a lot less. The short time rooms at Fase Dos are better than La Isla.I really appreciate for the intel! Barra Ejecutiva was in my notes from my last visit prep, but never made it there.
MarquisdeSade1
06-22-21, 16:36
I was there in December of 2018 and I agree with MarquiseSade1's review of it. If the current menu is the one on their website, it has changed since I was there. Three ladies and I had dinner there. None of us had been there before. The three ladies were Medellin locals and had only heard about it. The total tab was 645,000 COP. We had two appetizers, four entrees, one dessert, and drinks. The ladies had two pitchers of sangria and I had a bottle of water. The water was 17,000 and the sangria was 120,000 per pitcher (small). Each of us had a different type of entre - pork, salmon, steak, and crab triangles. I wanted chicken, but the waiter said it would take two hours to prepare. Salmon was the only fish on the menu at that time. The crab triangles were like ravioli except three sided and no sauce, and the taste was very bland. The salmon was good, the pork was just okay, and the steak (ribeye) had a large gristle in it. A band was playing and our table was next to the band. They were so loud that we could not have a conversation. Lucky for us, they took a few breaks during our meal.
Transportation from there late at night was a problem. One of the employees knew someone who had his own transportation service. The cost was 45,000 from the restaurant to Laureles.
Tripadvisor's rating for Colosal is 4.0 out of 5. It is rated #15 of 183 restaurants in Envigado.I was hoping to "trigger" a convo comparing the 2, but I guess that won't happen LOL.
Some mongers will seek out the purely superficial and others will only except service with tangible substance!!
Post-script to Colosal one of the worst steaks I've ever had (shitty cut poorly cooked).
Great view that's about it.
Ordered the Tomahawk also, big mistake, mostly fat, bone and other inedible material.
Would be a great place for a non puta wedding, I'm guessing the puta sitting across from us was a major distraction, she looked like a 25 yo Donatella Versace.
Swollen lips and face, but that's the kind of people those places typically attract, the food was not very good, not unlike the Signature room in Chicago.
https://www.signatureroom.com/ great ambiance but that's about it just another "empty suit" don't expect Michelin starred haute cuisine.
You're paying for the view, superficial crap, for mostly superficial people.
If you want a great meal go to Lucio Carbon y Vino, and order the Ribeye and the strawberry and blackberry soda wowwww, killer meal, great people, if you get a chance to chat with Fillipe the mgr sooper cool guy!
BTW we drove around Bello looking for new high rise bldgs, Bello looks cool I didn't see any nightlife.
But much too hilly for me, I want to walk or ride a bicycle to the store.
I guess a bldg with good security would be OK.
We saw several high rise, most looked kinda old, 1 new construction, but didn't look like it had 80 k usd condos.
I'm guessing we drove around 90% of Bello including all the way to the dead end at the top, did we miss your place?
I could live there, but I would want some place flatter, maybe Envigado?
Any place but El Poblado LOL.
Evigado is my favorite.I've been to Colosal twice in the past month. I thought the food was good, service, ambience and views were incredible. If you talk to them, the chef definitely has stuff available that is not on the menu. If you go definitely recommend reserving a table where you have a good view and check out sunset and avoid a time when it rains and clouds block the view. Tip is included but its a nice place so we always gave the waiter an extra tip.
GeneHickman
06-22-21, 18:08
I've been to Colosal twice in the past month. I thought the food was good, service, ambience and views were incredible. If you talk to them, the chef definitely has stuff available that is not on the menu. If you go definitely recommend reserving a table where you have a good view and check out sunset and avoid a time when it rains and clouds block the view. Tip is included but its a nice place so we always gave the waiter an extra tip.Is this the restaurant you pass while climbing the hill on the way to the airport?
Is this the restaurant you pass while climbing the hill on the way to the airport?Yes. That's the one.
I've been there. The food was OK. I think the attraction is more about the view and location than anything else. There are plenty of other restaurants that are more convenient with food that is as good or better. After all, panoramic views of the valley are not hard to find. Check any of slapshots jacuzzi photos.
I was there in December of 2018 and I agree with MarquiseSade1's review of it. If the current menu is the one on their website, it has changed since I was there. Three ladies and I had dinner there. None of us had been there before. The three ladies were Medellin locals and had only heard about it. The total tab was 645,000 COP. We had two appetizers, four entrees, one dessert, and drinks. The ladies had two pitchers of sangria and I had a bottle of water. The water was 17,000 and the sangria was 120,000 per pitcher (small). Each of us had a different type of entre - pork, salmon, steak, and crab triangles. I wanted chicken, but the waiter said it would take two hours to prepare. Salmon was the only fish on the menu at that time. The crab triangles were like ravioli except three sided and no sauce, and the taste was very bland. The salmon was good, the pork was just okay, and the steak (ribeye) had a large gristle in it. A band was playing and our table was next to the band. They were so loud that we could not have a conversation. Lucky for us, they took a few breaks during our meal..
I think I've just about filled up a notebook worth of notes for my first trip. I'm 39, been married for 12 years, and this is the first boys trip I've had in. 12 years. How is the transportation situation there? I'm worried about being stuck in some seedy bar at 4 am with no way home LOL are taxis or uber running 24/7?
I've been there. The food was OK. I think the attraction is more about the view and location than anything else. There are plenty of other restaurants that are more convenient with food that is as good or better. After all, panoramic views of the valley are not hard to find. Check any of slapshots jacuzzi photos.Are we talking about the views of the "pink snapper" in his photo's, screw the views of the valley!
1. Don Diablo.
2. Niku.
Enough said.
Colossal and San Carbon are overrated for the price.
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. Everyone seems to be keeping to info a secret for some reason. I landed last night and was even trying to see about booking a room at the mansion. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous. Can anyone help me out here?
MarquisdeSade1
06-23-21, 00:03
I've been to Colosal twice in the past month. I thought the food was good, service, ambience and views were incredible. If you talk to them, the chef definitely has stuff available that is not on the menu. If you go definitely recommend reserving a table where you have a good view and check out sunset and avoid a time when it rains and clouds block the view. Tip is included but its a nice place so we always gave the waiter an extra tip.That's why we went, we sat right next to the railing during sunset, no rain (pretty nice).
I just think its lame that's all they can offer, I'm sure they can find better chefs.
They really must not care about food quality.
The best thing I tasted was the free bread and butter.
What are beers / mixed drinks costing right now in Medellin? Prices at bars, strip clubs, and then just liquor stores? And is everything opened regularly again? No curfew? Sorry for the all the questions. When I visit in a few weeks, I'll make sure to post about my experiences. Thanks guys!
Got you beat by 10 yrs mate but we all pale before the sprightly octogenarian that graced our board recently.
Repeats LOL.
I recently did a sooper pornstar one day in MDE, she was incredible, the next day against "my better judgement" (jajaja) I was trying to get anal LOL.
I did her again, even tho she ratcheted up the PSE it was very mehhh.
So what do I do, I have her a third day in a row, she's trying hard, but I felt like throwing up LOL.
Anyone ever see the movie OldBoy? LOL.
Eating the same fucking food everyday, no gracias, just put a bullet in me.
Post-script, SP is one of the most incredibly beautiful cities on the planet, and definitely the worst city I've ever mongered in.
Mechanic88
06-23-21, 00:43
I think I've just about filled up a notebook worth of notes for my first trip. I'm 39, been married for 12 years, and this is the first boys trip I've had in. 12 years. How is the transportation situation there? I'm worried about being stuck in some seedy bar at 4 am with no way home LOL are taxis or uber running 24/7?If you're at Parque Lleras for sure you won't have a problem with transportation.
Hello, this my first trip to Colombia. I arrive late on Thursday and then stay in Medellin from Friday to Sunday before taking off toe Santa Marta. If anyone would like to grab a beer, please DM me. I know I'll be taken advantage of by the Paisa, so any wingman help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
MarquisdeSade1
06-23-21, 02:53
Got you beat by 10 yrs mate but we all pale before the sprightly octogenarian that graced our board recently.Being an optimist, I figure I should have at least 26 yrs more yrs of mongering.
More than that would be great, but even if only 26 more years that would be heavenly.
I want to make it to 100 mongering, is that possible?
I sure hope he can be our beacon / role-model for at least another 20 yrs.
Husker Dude
06-23-21, 03:13
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. Everyone seems to be keeping to info a secret for some reason. I landed last night and was even trying to see about booking a room at the mansion. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous. Can anyone help me out here?www.hotelmedellinplaza.com Carrera 43 No. 2 Sur 50 May not let you in the hotel unless you are a guest. The bar is open I believe 6 pm-2 am now. You can go in there entry maybe up to 50 K. Recommend going after 10 pm, as more chicas appear.
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. Everyone seems to be keeping to info a secret for some reason. I landed last night and was even trying to see about booking a room at the mansion. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous. Can anyone help me out here?Google Hotel M Medellin and it will take you to their website.
What are beers / mixed drinks costing right now in Medellin? Prices at bars, strip clubs, and then just liquor stores? And is everything opened regularly again? No curfew? Sorry for the all the questions. When I visit in a few weeks, I'll make sure to post about my experiences. Thanks guys!It all depends on where you're drinking. If you're in Parque Lleras expect to pay 10 k and up for beer and as much as 40 k for a mixed drink. If you're in Laureles drop that down to 6 k and up for beer and up to about 30 k for mixed drinks. In liquor stores you'll pay between 2 k and 6 k for a beer. In bars in El Centro you can get a beer for 3-4 k.
I think I've just about filled up a notebook worth of notes for my first trip. I'm 39, been married for 12 years, and this is the first boys trip I've had in. 12 years. How is the transportation situation there? I'm worried about being stuck in some seedy bar at 4 am with no way home LOL are taxis or uber running 24/7?Taxis, Uber, and DiDi run 24/7. Be careful getting a taxi on the street, especially around Parque Llerus. There are some dishonest drivers. Make sure the meter is on and reset. It should start at 3600, I think. There is also a minimum fare. I think it is now 5800. It's best to use an app to hail a ride. Cabify is an app for the regular taxis. All taxis operating in and around Medellin are yellow. There are white taxis that go between the airport and Medellin. All that being said, I have found most drivers are honest. Prices are cheap, but prices of Uber and Didi go up at night and when it is raining.
Taxis, Uber, and DiDi run 24/7. Be careful getting a taxi on the street, especially around Parque Llerus. There are some dishonest drivers. Make sure the meter is on and reset. It should start at 3600, I think. There is also a minimum fare. I think it is now 5800. It's best to use an app to hail a ride. Cabify is an app for the regular taxis. All taxis operating in and around Medellin are yellow. There are white taxis that go between the airport and Medellin. All that being said, I have found most drivers are honest. Prices are cheap, but prices of Uber and Didi go up at night and when it is raining.I also love the Didi app it makes it so much easier for a newbie, order on your phone (the price is upfront and given to you on app) car pulls up get in and don't have to say anything at all to driver, get to destination give the agreed price and carry on! Repeat on way back!
MarquisdeSade1
06-23-21, 04:53
Taxis, Uber, and DiDi run 24/7. Be careful getting a taxi on the street, especially around Parque Llerus. There are some dishonest drivers. Make sure the meter is on and reset. It should start at 3600, I think. There is also a minimum fare. I think it is now 5800. It's best to use an app to hail a ride. Cabify is an app for the regular taxis. All taxis operating in and around Medellin are yellow. There are white taxis that go between the airport and Medellin. All that being said, I have found most drivers are honest. Prices are cheap, but prices of Uber and Didi go up at night and when it is raining.It fucked up my fone, I lost count of how many apps it put on my fone, many games etc.
I'm guessing they are malware / spyware etc.
If I had to guess I would say I deleted over 50 apps and they kept popping back up.
I had to do a factory reset.
DonCarlos1234
06-23-21, 10:16
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. Everyone seems to be keeping to info a secret for some reason. I landed last night and was even trying to see about booking a room at the mansion. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous. Can anyone help me out here?hotelmedellinm.com/ you o me, LOL.
FatOldGringo
06-23-21, 14:38
I would really appreciate any real recommendations.
Thanks.
Black Page
06-23-21, 14:52
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous.He is a genius! Incredible how smart people can find opportunities to make money out of everything.
is terrible, great advertising though, but in terms of taste and quality, like Jose Cuervo tequila.I give you kudos for finding such an effective way to express the concept! Only one tequila is worse, for price-to-quality ratio: Patron. At least, Jose Cuervo is cheap.
(but if you find a "Reserva de la Familia" you discover that Jose Cuervo ALSO makes top quality tequilas).
Is this the restaurant you pass while climbing the hill on the way to the airport?I don't really pay attention on the drives from airport but I don't think so.
I can't answer because, like Playboy magazine, I only read Slapshots posts for the written content.
Are we talking about the views of the "pink snapper" in his photo's, screw the views of the valley!
Just Incognito
06-23-21, 16:06
I have been searching the forum for a while and have yet to find out where these mansions are. Everyone seems to be keeping to info a secret for some reason. I landed last night and was even trying to see about booking a room at the mansion. There is a dude selling the info for $75 but that seems ridiculous. Can anyone help me out here?There is a guy on Youtube I saw a while back who was 'selling' info -but that was for how to get and find Loutron--which is a mansion that is used as a casa / brothel-but not the Mansion-which is a hotel for mongers-newbies especially like you-that is referenced here hundreds of time--there's a whole entire section in the Colombia chat list dedicated to the Mansion. Any real reading through the forums here would offer plenty of information about the place and how to find it / reserve rooms and what shenanigans go on there.
StudBucket
06-23-21, 18:02
I would really appreciate any real recommendations.
Thanks.This is the best one. Let us know if you go and write a short review. Thanks.
https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g297478-d11477195-Private_Half_Day_Pablo_Escobar_Godfather_Tour_in_Medellin-Medellin_Antioquia_Depar.html
Only one tequila is worse, for price-to-quality ratio: Patron. At least, Jose Cuervo is cheap.
(but if you find a "Reserva de la Familia" you discover that Jose Cuervo ALSO makes top quality tequilas).It's amazing how people don't know the difference between shit and shinola (shoe polish) due to no fault of their own, and good advertising campaigns.
You take Jose Cuervo tequila which is widely promoted, and how the hell are most Colombians going to know whether the quality is any good, no different than the Certified Angus Beef sold in Colombia at such a high price.
And for most Colombians, just getting to drink Tequila is a luxury for them, and as far as Jose Cuervo, I use it in my Tequila Sunrises and Margaritas because it is cheap, however I would never do shots of it. And because I'm cheap, I would never use Patron to make a mixed Tequila drink.
Yes, that's right. Was meaning book for dbl occupancy. Thanks for the reply. I don't really care if its Hotel Nutibara or another TBH. I have seen Nutibara in Booking.com and it looks nice from the exterior that's all. But any reasonable hotel would be great. I just don't fancy staying in a shorttime room or a hotel that feels like a "Carcel".The AC is ice cold, the rooms are huge, and the king size beds are firm. And you are across the street from Botero Park and Ground Zero, at one of the safer spots (traffic wise) to cross that street.
My "go to" ATM is on the ground floor in Nutibara, tucked away a little, ask the front desk where it is.
And the BBQ rib and hamburger place on the ground floor with a separate street entrance from the back of the hotel has good but pricey food by MDE standards, and is a good cut-thru to know, will save you from walking around the entire building. There is also a restaurant on the ground floor that specializes in Peruvian food which is surprisingly rare in Colombia, that I recommend, and a better value than the BBQ place.
Finally, you are on the right booking site for hotels in Colombia, IMO.
Hey,
Just wanted to give my pre Medellin experience. So I've been reading the posts for a couple weeks now, and got some good advice from you guys. I couldn't locate anything on Facebook, so I downloaded Tinder and spent a couple hours swiping and after the first day I got a bunch hits back and the women are beautiful.
The Good and the Bad.
I spent a couple Days speaking to some women most wants a real relationship and a couple will just drag you alone. I managed to speak with a couple that provides services, and I have 2 woman setup the first and second night. I even have a date with a sexy woman. I will be stating at Hotel Medellin Plaza since it's my first trip. I'm going to update you guys after my trip and maybe a couple days in if I have time.
I'm accepting any advice to keep my head on straight.
Brotha LuvBone
06-23-21, 21:21
I would really appreciate any real recommendations.
Thanks.I can unhesitatingly recommend an amazing Pablo tour, with Jimmy Giraldo. Find him on Facebook. He has deep insight into the family, as his sister was close with Pablo himself and I believe his brother was in the cartel, and didn't make it through. Super nice and fun guy. Would do it again!
Nice to have something to contribute on this site.
Mr Enternational
06-23-21, 22:42
It's amazing how people don't know the difference between shit and shinola (shoe polish) due to no fault of their own, and good advertising campaigns.
And for most Colombians, just getting to drink Tequila is a luxury for them, and as far as Jose Cuervo, I use it in my Tequila Sunrises and Margaritas because it is cheap, however I would never do shots of it. And because I'm cheap, I would never use Patron to make a mixed Tequila drink.In the south we say shit from apple butter. There are alcohols that you use for mixing and there are alcohols that you consume alone. It does not make sense to use a quality and expensive alcohol in a mix. Of course it is all in the advertising. McD's has always made fun commercials and their burgers have always tasted like not quality. The diamond industry does a hell of a job telling you that you need to get diamonds, but try selling one of those mfs back to them and they won't even take it back for free. I laugh at all the rappers bragging about the worthless rocks they spent a ton of money on.
It's amazing how people don't know the difference between shit and shinola (shoe polish) due to no fault of their own, and good advertising campaigns.
You take Jose Cuervo tequila which is widely promoted, and how the hell are most Colombians going to know whether the quality is any good, no different than the Certified Angus Beef sold in Colombia at such a high price.
And for most Colombians, just getting to drink Tequila is a luxury for them, and as far as Jose Cuervo, I use it in my Tequila Sunrises and Margaritas because it is cheap, however I would never do shots of it. And because I'm cheap, I would never use Patron to make a mixed Tequila drink.Tequila Intolerance, in others, jaajaja. I am sure you are correct but usually you are not divisive here, albeit a minor subject. BTW, you do a great job on this board and I think you are due for a raise. My first interest in posting, Jose Cuervo Gold is my tequila of choice and I drink shots of it all the time. Basically I got used to it. The taste varies widely from bottle do bottle which shows to go ya, it really isn't a quality product, but I like it.
Here's the real reason I posted and a great example of cultural differences. We were having a little party in the casa I am buiding on the mountaintop with me novia, her famly and friends. I know your remember because you asked pointed questions before about it. Mi novia's padre kept asking me, "Quieres beber algo de Boocannons? Do you want to drink some Boocannons? I thought I was in for a new local drink when he breaks out a bottle of 12 year old Scotch. We all did a round of shots, and then they break out ice, limes and salt, to drink with the Scotch! I am not an aficionado but I'm pretty sure salt and lime would considered a sacrilege to a Scotch drinker. But here's where it gets tripendicular. I loved it, tasted great! I would do it that way again. Yeah, I know, there's no accounting for taste, jaja. The red foto is our future kitchen set up as a DJ booth for mi novia's hermano. Ostee out.
Any feedback or info would be great. I also have heard of some weekend Finca singers parties?
It fucked up my fone, I lost count of how many apps it put on my fone, many games etc.
I'm guessing they are malware / spyware etc.
If I had to guess I would say I deleted over 50 apps and they kept popping back up.
I had to do a factory reset.Everyone I know in Colombia has didi and nobody has ever had any problems with malware, etc.
Strange.
Husker Dude
06-23-21, 23:44
I can unhesitatingly recommend an amazing Pablo tour, with Jimmy Giraldo. Find him on Facebook. He has deep insight into the family, as his sister was close with Pablo himself and I believe his brother was in the cartel, and didn't make it through. Super nice and fun guy. Would do it again!
Nice to have something to contribute on this site.I too have done the tour with Jimmy Giraldo. Speaks fantastic english, has his own car to drive you.
I would really appreciate any real recommendations.
Thanks.Go with the one these people recommended, I went with one through a hostel in Manilla and I thought it was a waste of time. I heard the ones that take you to see his animals are better but I'm biased, I hate tours generally. Paragliding over the city is on my to do list next trip.
Hey,
Just wanted to give my pre Medellin experience. So I've been reading the posts for a couple weeks now, and got some good advice from you guys. I couldn't locate anything on Facebook, so I downloaded Tinder and spent a couple hours swiping and after the first day I got a bunch hits back and the women are beautiful.
The Good and the Bad.
I spent a couple Days speaking to some women most wants a real relationship and a couple will just drag you alone. I managed to speak with a couple that provides services, and I have 2 woman setup the first and second night. I even have a date with a sexy woman. I will be stating at Hotel Medellin Plaza since it's my first trip. I'm going to update you guys after my trip and maybe a couple days in if I have time.
I'm accepting any advice to keep my head on straight.If you're not going for more than two weeks or you have absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing to do right now I would abandon tinder. Read back posts about facebook, go to Parque Lleras, La Isla, Centro, Photoprepagos and post your dates and I'm sure someone can meet up with you from here. I think there was a guy here a few months ago that posted he couldn't get laid, that's really fucking hard to do here.
It fucked up my fone, I lost count of how many apps it put on my fone, many games etc.
I'm guessing they are malware / spyware etc.
If I had to guess I would say I deleted over 50 apps and they kept popping back up.
I had to do a factory reset.On my previous phone, the app would run the battery down in a few hours. I learned to stop the app after I started the trip. I got a new phone and haven't had any problems with the app. Both phones are Android. So far, no extra apps have been loaded. I used the app on my new phone for a month during my previous trip and have been using it for the past week.
Taxis, Uber, and DiDi run 24/7. Be careful getting a taxi on the street, especially around Parque Llerus. There are some dishonest drivers. Make sure the meter is on and reset. It should start at 3600, I think. There is also a minimum fare. I think it is now 5800. It's best to use an app to hail a ride. Cabify is an app for the regular taxis. All taxis operating in and around Medellin are yellow. There are white taxis that go between the airport and Medellin. All that being said, I have found most drivers are honest. Prices are cheap, but prices of Uber and Didi go up at night and when it is raining.Yeah I never use taxi's, didi is my go to, there's two other similar apps. Uber is a little more expensive and not as common to find drivers as the drivers generally want to get paid in cash and have money now opposed to get payment later. If you're in parque lleras, start calling your app before the clubs close and put it down to pay in cash. In peak times they will cancel on you, taxis will ask off the bat 30 k for a 5 k ride, they understand the demand so be prepared.
Hey,
Just wanted to give my pre Medellin experience. So I've been reading the posts for a couple weeks now, and got some good advice from you guys. I couldn't locate anything on Facebook, so I downloaded Tinder and spent a couple hours swiping and after the first day I got a bunch hits back and the women are beautiful.
The Good and the Bad.
I spent a couple Days speaking to some women most wants a real relationship and a couple will just drag you alone. I managed to speak with a couple that provides services, and I have 2 woman setup the first and second night. I even have a date with a sexy woman. I will be stating at Hotel Medellin Plaza since it's my first trip. I'm going to update you guys after my trip and maybe a couple days in if I have time.
I'm accepting any advice to keep my head on straight.There will be women at your hotel to take care of your wants and desires, and get you started on Facebook.
LoveItHere69
06-24-21, 02:15
And for most Colombians, just getting to drink Tequila is a luxury for them, and as far as Jose Cuervo, I use it in my Tequila Sunrises and Margaritas because it is cheap, however I would never do shots of it. And because I'm cheap, I would never use Patron to make a mixed Tequila drink.If tequila is sold at this discount store then it is more common than you think. The convenience store "D1" which is everywhere sells cheap Tequila 750 ML for 40,000 COP / 3600 = $11.11. I buy Irish Cream Whiskey 750 ML at Justin and Bueno convenience store for 25,000 COP / 3600 = $6. 94.
I don't really pay attention on the drives from airport but I don't think so.For reference, it's the restaurant just past the entrance to Loutron.
BlackThought
06-24-21, 04:18
Everyone I know in Colombia has didi and nobody has ever had any problems with malware, etc.
Strange.Yup. Not sure what he's talking about, probably some more misinformation. Apps with malware etc would never get approved and make it to the App Store.
Errol Flynn
06-24-21, 06:19
I too have done the tour with Jimmy Giraldo. Speaks fantastic english, has his own car to drive you.Jimmy's a cool guy. A number of years ago he took me out to Finca Napoli along with a hottie from the Mansion. We all had a thoroughly great time and Jimmy's English is excellent (he was a gypsy driver in NYC if I remember correctly) His car at that time knid of suckedd, but hopefully he has upgraded. Good family man, but no juefgrmernt. In other words, Colombian, but seaks English.
Yeah I never use taxi's, didi is my go to, there's two other similar apps. Uber is a little more expensive and not as common to find drivers as the drivers generally want to get paid in cash and have money now opposed to get payment later. If you're in parque lleras, start calling your app before the clubs close and put it down to pay in cash. In peak times they will cancel on you, taxis will ask off the bat 30 k for a 5 k ride, they understand the demand so be prepared.App is DIDI-Rider?
Could someone please recommend a nice comfortable girl friendly hotel in Medellin? Close to the action and nice property. I am fluent in Spanish so the language is no issue.
This will be my first time in Colombia but am a seasoned traveler. Please give me the top 5 hotels.
Gracias.
Hello community!
I might come back (4th time) in Medellin to spend the next winter (basically from November to March at least). Always spent at least 3 months previous times, thus I know quite well the country.
But this time, I might come back with my horny Asian GF as it's easy for her to get 3 months tourist VISA (renewable for 3 months).
Questions are:
- What about the actual vibes in Medellin with the crisis / covid-19/ etc. In brief, what should I expect most different from last time I was around? (Mid-2017).
- Is there a good swinger community in Medellin? Never been into it before (although attracted for sure). I would imagine so. Any popular apps? Is there actual legal clubs for this?
- Last but not least, she probably might try some web caming while in Colombia. As long as done cleverly and discreetly, there is no risks in doing that, right? Illegal in theory but everyone does it?
Feedback appreciated. Cheers!
Mojo Bandit
06-24-21, 13:27
App is DIDI-Rider?DiDi. I'm pretty sure it's just DiDi and its stylized like this when you look for the app.
If tequila is sold at this discount store then it is more common than you think. The convenience store "D1" which is everywhere sells cheap Tequila 750 ML for 40,000 COP / 3600 = $11.11. I buy Irish Cream Whiskey 750 ML at Justin and Bueno convenience store for 25,000 COP / 3600 = $6. 94.I have a Tienda D1 store around the corner from where I live, and I tried the brand of Tequilla they sell, and it actually is a lower proof at 35% versus 40% and tastes terrible.
MaddTraveler
06-24-21, 15:04
Could someone please recommend a nice comfortable girl friendly hotel in Medellin? Close to the action and nice property. I am fluent in Spanish so the language is no issue.
This will be my first time in Colombia but am a seasoned traveler. Please give me the top 5 hotels.
Gracias.This is just my list but there are be others: (incl some nice airbnbs).
Mansion (Google search Hotel Medellin Plaza), not on booking.com (putas on site).
Hotel Dorado La 70 (in Laureles, 4-5 stars, great breakfast and my fav, chica friendly).
Hotel Haven (in the heart of Poblado, can walk to parque lleras. Didn't stay there yet but chica friendly, free breakfast, my next to try).
San Peters Apartment (in laureles, chica friendly apt near la 70, good rep, no free breakfast).
Hotel Nutibara (in Centro / Downtown, not near cheesy tourist craps. Heavy traffic, loud noises, cheap and chica friendly, 100's of putas within steps, and free desayuno).
Enjoy. I'm going to make landfall this Sat, will be there nearly a Month, PM to hang cause I'll be a lonely lone soldier in puta land LOL.
Reggie1980
06-24-21, 17:54
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.
Background: 40 ish, African American, very limited Spanish, frequent traveler, from the States. About 2-3 weeks before traveling I signed up for SA and I began using Tinder. I had about 5-6 contacts lined up before I touched down.
Day 1.
I land in Medellin. Immigration was hell. Apparently 3 planes landed at the same time. It took 2-3 hours to get through the lines. I secure a taxi to my apartment in El Poblado. I went through airbnb and made sure I knew the rules for visitors before booking. Very secure building with a guard downstairs 24 hours. A few hours after getting settled in, it begins to rain. It's late, dark, I don't know my way around yet, so I take the safe route and just order food in and relax alone.
Day 2.
I had a few of my SA contacts wanting to meet up ASAP. So I set up a lunch date with one of them and a dinner date with the other. That morning I go walk around, go to the grocery store, stock up. I meet a candy girl outside of the grocery store. Despite her limited English and my limited Spanish we chat for about 5-10 minutes. She helps me get a taxi back to my place. For lunch I meet my SA chica at some small shopping center across from Santa Fe mall. We have lunch and then walk over to the mall to walk around. She's walking close and holding my arm. We make plans to spend the next day together as it's getting close to my dinner plans. Dinner plans I meet the 2nd chica from SA. She comes over, we go take a taxi to LLeras. We have dinner, go to a bar and then to club Gusto. Gusto didn't have many single girls in there. A lot of guys and couples. After Gusto she asks me if I want her to come back to my place. So we go back to my place, she tells me I can have all of her for 325. I laugh out loud. We negotiate to 225 plus cost of uber. She was young, very cute. But under the covers it was terrible. I rate it a 2/10. She has experience but we were out of rhythm. Finished off and sent her on her way. Before she left she was trying to secure plans for us to meet again the next day. I blew her off.
Day 3.
I meet my lunch chica from yesterday. We go on a tour together. I forgot to mention, the day before, at lunch, she said she needed help. She was embarrassed to ask but she needed 300 to help pay rent. We have lunch, do a tour and then back to my place. Gave her 250 and knocked her down. She was much better than the chica from the night before. I'd say a 6/10. I sent her on her way and of course it started raining again. I was tired from the tours so I ordered in and ate alone.
Day 4.
My first trip to Centro. What a site. Like a scene from a movie. All of the locals selling any and everything. Chicas lined up everywhere. Now, here's where my limited Spanish was an issue. I couldn't just walk up and talk to a chica. Because I was in public and didn't want to pull out my phone to assist, for fear of being an easy target. I saw many non-appealing women but there were a few nice ones. So after making a couple of laps and seeing the talent, smiling, winking, making eye contact, I post up. An older Venezuelan approaches and she knows a little English. We chat for about 30 minutes. She gives me a tutorial on the hotels and the girls. We exchange whatsapp and I give her a propina (tip) for assisting me. With the knowledge in hand, I start back walking. After getting another chica's whatsapp I see this beautiful little chica standing alone. She is gorgeous! I break all the rules, approach and pull my phone out to translate. We talk for about 10 minutes and I'm making her laugh. We finally go to the nearby hotel. It's 10 for the hotel for 45 minutes. And the chica is 40. She showers, takes off her clothes and we handle business. She's a 8/10 under the covers. I get her whatsapp and then head out. That night I stay in because I have to work the next two days. Thought about some of the online options but all the posts were so filtered that I didn't want to take the risk.
Day 5.
I have to work during the day. I'm still working my SA and Tinder contacts. Communicated with a lot of chicas and made a couple of plans that fell through. But I meet a Venezuelan on Tinder and she sends me pics of 4 girls and asks me which one I want. I set something up for that evening. Because she didn't have ID or passport we had to meet at a nearby hotel. It was a struggle checking in as my Spanish hindered me. Meet the chica, she's cute, nice body. Paid 200, she was a 6/10 under the covers. Finished and went back to the apartment. She was trying to secure plans for a future meet but I blew her off.
Day 6.
Had to work during the day. The day before, I was becoming a bit bored. One of my SA chicas who lived in Bogota told me she wanted to introduce me to a friend of hers. She said the friend needed help. She said the friend would come and stay with me for the rest of my stay. Sent pics and the girl was beautiful. I said what the hell, she can come and stay for two days. So I set it up and she arrived after I finished working. She looked like her pics. Beautiful, model quality, a true head turner. We went out to eat, went to the mall. Later went to Lleras to a few bars. Finally back to my place. First night she was shy, a 5/10 under the covers. No money exchanged.
Day 7.
I'm still with my beautiful chica. I book a tour and we spend the day seeing the sights. That night we go out and watch Colombia vs Venezuela at a bar in Lleras. What a great experience. Afterwards we go back to my place. This time she's care free. She's a 8/10 that night. In the morning I take her to the airport and send her on her way, no money exchanged at that time, but finally when she gets back home, she asks for help. She says she needs 200 for various needs. She was a nice girl and it was a reasonable request so I sent it to her.
Day 7 continued.
It's my last day / night and I'm tired. My uber driver, who I met the day before and begged to be my friend, suggested that he'd take me anywhere I wanted to go. I told him I was tired but I'd think about it. I go back to the apartment, rest and pack up. I get a message from the uber guy. He tells me that If I wanted girls he could take me out that night. So at 11 pm We head to Lleras. We walk around and he's basically my mouthpiece. We talk to many beautiful women. He's negotiating for me. Telling me what's good and what's not. I get a couple of numbers and we head to a strip club in El Centro. We sit, drink, talk to many chicas. There was this one young beautiful girl that I regret not seeing. After an hour I tell him to take me back to Lleras. It's raining, just a & hitty night. We get to Lleras, make a couple of rounds and I point out which one I want. Nice looking chica, probably 32, nice body. My driver negotiates and takes us to my apartment. We get out, he tells me to only giver her 150 and do not pay for her a taxi. I thank him, he tells me that he's my friend and that anytime I come, he will help me. I give him 50 for all of his help. He is delighted. Take the young lady to my room, do the deed, she's a 6/10. Give her the 150 and send her on her way.
Day 8.
2 hours a sleep then it's off to the airport with plans in mind to return.
My observations / insight.
After I secured plans for the chica to stay with me two days, that's when all of the Tinder contacts started making themselves available. At one point, I couldn't keep up. There were so many beautiful women wanting to meet up. I had to turn away at least 4-5 women. I will try the facebook route for my next trip. I think I got an equal amount of women off SA and Tinder. I can't really say I prefer one over the other.
I used uber for everything and didn't have any issues. It's linked to my paypal and I used that as the paying option. In the beginning I used a couple of taxis but I found them to be ripoffs. They would pre-set the meter when I got in. The chica from the second night cursed the driver out and refused to give him what it said on the meter. After that, I used uber without any issues.
I see the posts about whether Spanish is necessary. It's like jumping in an ocean, not knowing how to swim but having a life jacket on. Yes, the life jacket will keep you afloat, and yes, you'll be able to make it, slowly to where you need to go. But if you can swim, the ocean is yours. My limited Spanish helped me stay afloat (google translate was my friend). BUT had I known Spanish, I could have gone and talked to anyone I wanted. For my next trip, I will know Spanish. There's so many places I didn't explore, casas, clubs, online, etc. But I'd feel more comfortable exploring if I knew Spanish.
I broke some rules, went with my gut and I'm sure I could have negotiated in some instances, but it was a learning experience. I had so many other encounters that I left out because this is long enough. Candygirls, One legged women in Centro, the thug in Centro that was looking for trouble. It was a wild time but definitely worth it.
Ohhh and when I landed back in the states I had messages from the Lleras chica from the night before. Accusing me of giving her 2 counterfeit bills. I'm like, wtf, I got all of my money from the ATM. She tells me that I know her job and it's difficult for her and why would I do such a thing. I proceed to tell her no one else complained of money being counterfeit and that I found it ironic she got the only 2 counterfeit bills. She sent me a pic of two bills. Then she sent her information and told me to send her the money. I did a quick google search and saw where a guy from a few years ago stated that a Medellin ATM did give him counterfeit bills. But there was no way to tell if this chica was being honest. I told her I wasn't doing it but that when I came back, we could possibly see each other again.
MarquisdeSade1
06-24-21, 18:21
On my previous phone, the app would run the battery down in a few hours. I learned to stop the app after I started the trip. I got a new phone and haven't had any problems with the app. Both phones are Android. So far, no extra apps have been loaded. I used the app on my new phone for a month during my previous trip and have been using it for the past week.And downloaded cabify and uber.
Zero issues.
Cabify is cheaper.
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply..This was a really nice report you posted about your experience in Medellin and will hopefully provide some insight for others coming for the first time.
The only thing missing was about the woman with one leg in El Centro and how a guy might do her in doggie! LOL.
BeachBumCeo
06-24-21, 21:13
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.Thanks for sharing your day to day account.
I'm headed to Medellin in a couple of weeks. I have been mining on SA and Facebook. Plus reading this forum everyday in preparation for my trip. Your insights have helped me and I appreciate you taking the time to share.
Mr Enternational
06-24-21, 23:31
Thanks for sharing your day to day account.Thank you sir. Your first post and you did not feel the need to quote the entire report in order to say a couple of lines. Now let's see who will be the first senior member to come along and quote the entire thing to say great report.
MarquisdeSade1
06-24-21, 23:39
Everyone I know in Colombia has didi and nobody has ever had any problems with malware, etc.
Strange.But maybe its semi random? Or a 3rd party culprit, piggybacking?
If you put it on every download, would that not be blatantly apparent to everyone?
If I was someone who did it I would put on less than 1%, so sum fools could easily attribute it to anything else.
FatOldGringo
06-24-21, 23:46
Any kind of reviews or any kind of inside information you could give me would be helpful, I have a couple of open-minded Colombiana girlfriends that might want to try it. I'm experienced with swing clubs in the states. My Spanish is okay I can get by. Thanks.
MarquisdeSade1
06-25-21, 00:01
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.
Background: 40 ish, African American, very limited Spanish, frequent traveler, from the States. About 2-3 weeks before traveling I signed up for SA and I began using Tinder. I had about 5-6 contacts lined up before I touched down.
Day 1.
I land in Medellin. Immigration was hell. Apparently 3 planes landed at the same time. It took 2-3 hours to get through the lines. I secure a taxi to my apartment in El Poblado. I went through airbnb and made sure I knew the rules for visitors before booking. Very secure building with a guard downstairs 24 hours. A few hours after getting settled in, it begins to rain. It's late, dark, I don't know my way around yet, so I take the safe route and just order food in and relax alone..1st time I tried to buy something at a bodega on Calle 22 and she starts yelling really loudly "falso falso falso falso falso falso".
Ok give it back, she didn't want to give it back I started yelling, so she gave it back not sure if I got them from the Davivienda ATM at Mallplaza or where?
But I had the issue a few times LOL.
I didn't care, just hand on to somebody else LOL.
Cautionary tale alert. There is a lot of monopoly money in SF jajajajajaa.
Just don't ask me the difference.
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.Hey Reggie1980,
Thanks for the great detailed report. I've got a trip planned early August and this is a great report to refer to while I prepare. I've decided to start sourcing via Tinder's global location add on. Is there anything you would do different about your trip if you were to do it again or that you'd do different for your next trip now that you've got your first trip under the belt?
In regards to finding a guest friendly airbnb did you reach out to hosts prior to booking to clarify or if they didn't explicitly state it in their rules, did you assume that guests are allowed?
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.
Background: 40 ish, African American, very limited Spanish, frequent traveler, from the States. About 2-3 weeks before traveling I signed up for SA and I began using Tinder. I had about 5-6 contacts lined up before I touched down.
Day 1...This might be a stupid question, but just curios. When your telling us the cost, are you talking pesos or dollars. Please tell me its pesos?
You handled your business like a seasoned pro.
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.
Background: 40 ish, African American, very limited Spanish, frequent traveler, from the States. About 2-3 weeks before traveling I signed up for SA and I began using Tinder. I had about 5-6 contacts lined up before I touched down..
This is just my list but there are be others: (incl some nice airbnbs).
Mansion (Google search Hotel Medellin Plaza), not on booking.com (putas on site).
Hotel Dorado La 70 (in Laureles, 4-5 stars, great breakfast and my fav, chica friendly).
Hotel Haven (in the heart of Poblado, can walk to parque lleras. Didn't stay there yet but chica friendly, free breakfast, my next to try).
San Peters Apartment (in laureles, chica friendly apt near la 70, good rep, no free breakfast).
Hotel Nutibara (in Centro / Downtown, not near cheesy tourist craps. Heavy traffic, loud noises, cheap and chica friendly, 100's of putas within steps, and free desayuno).
Enjoy. I'm going to make landfall this Sat, will be there nearly a Month, PM to hang cause I'll be a lonely lone soldier in puta land LOL.Thank you so much MaddTraveler, I really appreciate your info!
This is just my list but there are be others: (incl some nice airbnbs).
Mansion (Google search Hotel Medellin Plaza), not on booking.com (putas on site).
Hotel Dorado La 70 (in Laureles, 4-5 stars, great breakfast and my fav, chica friendly).
Hotel Haven (in the heart of Poblado, can walk to parque lleras. Didn't stay there yet but chica friendly, free breakfast, my next to try).
San Peters Apartment (in laureles, chica friendly apt near la 70, good rep, no free breakfast).
Hotel Nutibara (in Centro / Downtown, not near cheesy tourist craps. Heavy traffic, loud noises, cheap and chica friendly, 100's of putas within steps, and free desayuno).
Enjoy. I'm going to make landfall this Sat, will be there nearly a Month, PM to hang cause I'll be a lonely lone soldier in puta land LOL.Is Hotel Nutibara a roach motel? How clean is it and are there roaches?
Is Hotel Nutibara a roach motel? How clean is it and are there roaches?It's not a motel but a hotel with several floors. Go to Google street view it towers over the Metro. I stayed there once and it seemed very dark and musty at least in the room I had. It's a very old Hotel, but my bet is that there are some killer rooms within the Hotel with nice views. Perhaps go to Trip Advisor and read the reviews for some room tips if your contemplating staying there.
Mechanic88
06-25-21, 16:00
Any kind of reviews or any kind of inside information you could give me would be helpful, I have a couple of open-minded Colombiana girlfriends that might want to try it. I'm experienced with swing clubs in the states. My Spanish is okay I can get by. Thanks.I don't know if you understand Spanish but this guy has a review on one. The name of the place is La Psicina Club Swinger.
https://youtu.be/08asA4DJX-8
Jimmy's a cool guy. A number of years ago he took me out to Finca Napoli along with a hottie from the Mansion. We all had a thoroughly great time and Jimmy's English is excellent (he was a gypsy driver in NYC if I remember correctly) His car at that time knid of suckedd, but hopefully he has upgraded. Good family man, but no juefgrmernt. In other words, Colombian, but seaks English.https://www.facebook.com/jimmy.giraldo.77
Looks like Jummy has a new car!
Hey reggie. I'm glad you had a great experience. As someone who is still learning Colombian Pesos, the commas tend to throw me off a bit. Are the prices you mention in Pesos or Dollars? Example 225 K?
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok).
Day 2.
So we go back to my place, she tells me I can have all of her for 325. I laugh out loud. We negotiate to 225 plus cost of uber. She was young, very cute. But under the covers it was terrible. I rate it a 2/10. She has experience but we were out of rhythm. Finished off and sent her on her way. Before she left she was trying to secure plans for us to meet again the next day. I blew her off.
Day 3.
I meet my lunch chica from yesterday. We go on a tour together. I forgot to mention, the day before, at lunch, she said she needed help. She was embarrassed to ask but she needed 300 to help pay rent. We have lunch, do a tour and then back to my place. Gave her 250 and knocked her down. She was much better than the chica from the night before. I'd say a 6/10. I sent her on her way and of course it started raining again. I was tired from the tours so I ordered in and ate alone.
Thanks again for taking the time to write this terrific report. It was fun to read. I would love to hear the rest of the Centro stories.
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply..
IndecentPro
06-25-21, 16:47
1 million percent it is in pesos. If he paid 225 USD (850 K), he should be banned from mongering LOL.
Hey reggie. I'm glad you had a great experience. As someone who is still learning Colombian Pesos, the commas tend to throw me off a bit. Are the prices you mention in Pesos or Dollars? Example 225 K?
BigButtDetecto
06-25-21, 20:20
Is Hotel Nutibara a roach motel? How clean is it and are there roaches?To my knowledge no roaches; only problems with the shower (too hot or cold) and the noise.
Is Hotel Nutibara a roach motel? How clean is it and are there roaches?I just spent 7 nights there.
Pay a few extra dollars a night and get the top floor room with king size bed.
Has a big TV and balcony.
It's not luxurious, but not a roach motel either, LOL.
Great AC, I had no problems with the shower or hot water.
No problem with bringing girls with ID either.
They don't even register them, they just hold their ID til they leave.
It's just very convenient to Botero.
Not a great area after dark obviously, however, the hotel is very safe.
Had a great week in Medellin!
Heading to Brazil tonite!
Centro was a blast, more Vennies than ever!
Some obvious very young ones too.
Avoid, and be careful with that.
Hooked up with a few special previous girls, met a bunch of new ones!
Pretty safe till after about 8 pm, then I'm out of there!
Keep your eyes open tho, even daytime.
Most of the hot ones in Centro, I saw in Parque Lleras as well, LOL.
Even some not so hot ones, lol.
I bought a few of them burgers in Lleras, they laughed about charging so much there in Lleras, but liked it obviously.
I'd see them the next day in Botero, back to normal pricing, LOL.
Enjoy!
MiamiSammy
06-25-21, 21:27
Is Hotel Nutibara a roach motel? How clean is it and are there roaches?It's a nice enough hotel, the rooms are actually spacious, and some open on to a balcony (where you could easily plunge to your death in El Centro). It just doesn't have any services- a pretty pathetic excuse for a restaurant that closes early, a bar that closes even earlier, and no room service.
Mahlerdota
06-25-21, 23:28
I landed 2 days ago on pussyland and has been amazing so far.
Little context, it's my second time here, speak native Spanish, know the ways around Colombia and hopefully look Latino. First time it was all about parque Lleras and some Facebook and didn't work out really well as I got the junky kind of type of girls out of facebook. These girls are all about the tussi and would not give a good service, all they want is to buy them some more tussi and keep going.
This time I was expecting to be all in on Casas as I've seen some good talent there but it wasn't actually needed as FB worked out good this time. To me the key was that I started recruiting talent months in advance and I only added girls I would actually fuck. I also kind of have different speech depending if the girl is super hot or just normal hot. If it is super hot I would actually message them out of my real FB and it worked. I always tell them 'Siempre pago 150 mil mas taxis', some of them accept or ask for 200 mil mas taxis maximum. This girl for example https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100039912160635 charged me 200 mil mas + taxis and stayed for a couple hours. She was into tussi and actually offered some for free if you are into it. Good sex, bareback oral and prolly if you get her really high or drunk could also fuck w / o condom, I didn't.
Another beauty I fucked is this one https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013174540823 , she has an onlyfans account and was also really good. Bareback sex for 200 mil mas taxis and told me wanted to repeat.
I've been averaging 3 a day being all facebook girls. Looking forward to the weekend so I can actually have one all night. Will keep posting. Message me if you want more tips or contacts. As it have been said so many times, you can actually see the girls I shard and add their contacts.
It's not a motel but a hotel with several floors. Go to Google street view it towers over the Metro. I stayed there once and it seemed very dark and musty at least in the room I had. It's a very old Hotel, but my bet is that there are some killer rooms within the Hotel with nice views. Perhaps go to Trip Advisor and read the reviews for some room tips if your contemplating staying there.Roach Motel is just an expression. I know the Hotel well. Pass by there probably once a week. I often catch my Didi from there, if I am in the area.
I just spent 7 nights there.
Pay a few extra dollars a night and get the top floor room with king size bed.
Has a big TV and balcony.
It's not luxurious, but not a roach motel either, LOL.
Great AC, I had no problems with the shower or hot water.
No problem with bringing girls with ID either.
They don't even register them, they just hold their ID til they leave.
It's just very convenient to Botero.
Not a great area after dark obviously, however, the hotel is very safe.OK good to know. I've often thought about getting a room there, just to get out of my apartment and have a convenient smash pad.
I just got back recently from an 7 night stay in Medellin. Overall it was a good learning experience. Before going, I read the board but didn't take detailed notes (like I did for a prior trip to Bangkok). I felt like things have changed quite a bit since covid and I arrived a few days after all restrictions had been lifted, so some of the information didn't apply.
Background: 40 ish, African American, very limited Spanish, frequent traveler, from the States. About 2-3 weeks before traveling I signed up for SA and I began using Tinder. I had about 5-6 contacts lined up before I touched down.
Day 1.
I land in Medellin. Immigration was hell. Apparently 3 planes landed at the same time. It took 2-3 hours to get through the lines. I secure a taxi to my apartment in El Poblado. I went through airbnb and made sure I knew the rules for visitors before booking. Very secure building with a guard downstairs 24 hours. A few hours after getting settled in, it begins to rain. It's late, dark, I don't know my way around yet, so I take the safe route and just order food in and relax alone.Very nice report Reggie. Can you please share the AirBnb link or approximate location? It is getting hard to find AirBnB that allows guests!
I just spent 7 nights there.
Pay a few extra dollars a night and get the top floor room with king size bed.
Has a big TV and balcony.
It's not luxurious, but not a roach motel either, LOL.
Great AC, I had no problems with the shower or hot water.
No problem with bringing girls with ID either.
They don't even register them, they just hold their ID til they leave.
It's just very convenient to Botero.
Not a great area after dark obviously, however, the hotel is very safe.It looks like a prison on the outside but it seems to be a great headquarters / smashpad for the El Centro hotties. Thanks.
I was kind of iffy on seeking out tinto girls until I saw Gabriela (11:47 of the video). Anyone bring her back to el hotel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIrGWoODO8&list=PLscboGEsrDBjan8MLBhX0GVsJCvnJsPxj&index=3&t=793s
The AC is ice cold, the rooms are huge, and the king size beds are firm. And you are across the street from Botero Park and Ground Zero, at one of the safer spots (traffic wise) to cross that street...Thanks a lot!
The video looks like it was recorded at San Ignacio plaza. That not a place tinto vendors would go to get side money. Across la Oriental at Parque Berrio is easier pickings.
I don't mean to offend anyone but I have about had it with the growing horde of youtubers and their rotating cell phone holders they swivel around and shove in people's faces. They make me nervous when I see them in a barrio or around Centro because it's just a matter of time before some of them get jacked for their expensive gear. That is something I would rather not see and something I would rather not happen but it is going to happen more and more now that there are so many of them. I think it will run its course the way shooting video of concerts through cell phones instead of watching concerts ran its course. This is a more dangerous fad.
I was kind of iffy on seeking out tinto girls until I saw Gabriela (11:47 of the video). Anyone bring her back to el hotel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIrGWoODO8&list=PLscboGEsrDBjan8MLBhX0GVsJCvnJsPxj&index=3&t=793s
MiamiSammy
06-26-21, 18:51
It's amazing how people don't know the difference between shit and shinola (shoe polish) due to no fault of their own, and good advertising campaigns.
You take Jose Cuervo tequila which is widely promoted, and how the hell are most Colombians going to know whether the quality is any good, no different than the Certified Angus Beef sold in Colombia at such a high price.
And for most Colombians, just getting to drink Tequila is a luxury for them, and as far as Jose Cuervo, I use it in my Tequila Sunrises and Margaritas because it is cheap, however I would never do shots of it. And because I'm cheap, I would never use Patron to make a mixed Tequila drink.
Who are "most Colombians"? There are plenty of people in Colombia who are still riding high on the residuals of the Pablo Escobar days, and Colombia has always had a solid middle class as well as an upper crust. Many of them graduate from top American schools, and even more from prestigious institutions in South America and Europe. While there are plenty of poor folks, there are also more than enough Colombians that not only can afford Patron, but know that most of Patron's cache is marketing, and there are much better and far more expensive tequilas on the market. Tequila's not a popular drink in Colombia, though. The national drink is Aguardiente, also called guiero. They also grow some seriously good wines, every bit as good as those from Chile and Argentina. Colombians aren't ignorant, and South America isn't a stranger to beef production.
Buddy, you've got a lot of bad information. Check your gringo privilege at home.
SlapShot10
06-26-21, 19:21
Wednesday night I went out with a buddy to watch a couple games. When I returned home, Pinky was with the ex sports bar waitress (photos in Feb / Mar, I think). I was drunk and jumped in the jacuzzi but it was so fucking hot, I got out after two minutes. As the friend was preparing to leave, we started fooling around, and broke one of Pinky's 3 rules: sex in our master bed.
On the the title. Yesterday, I got 4 girls who said, "Not tonight, but I'm free tomorrow" - which led to Coin Slot getting the invite. She arrived before I got back home, and they were smoking and drinking. Well, fast forward past the jacuzzi party and trio. We're going to bed and Pinky starts crying. Coin Slot told her that she came to see me a couple weeks back when Pinky was with her family. Why?! I have no fucking idea. We'll see where this leads us. I have a couple buddies coming to town in 10 days, so if life is a downer in the next week, I might ship Pinky back to her pueblo and hit the reset button. I'm not saying that's the plan or that's my intention, but it is an option. RIP Coin Slot. Her pussy felt as tight as ever, last night, with Pinky sitting on my face and CS riding me. RIFP.
It seems like more of the off-the-radar semi-pros are more open with their exploits, these days. Maybe the pandemic, protests, shutdowns have taken their toll. I've seen some familiar faces at Gusto that weren't there prior.
Has anyone been to Dos Santos Cantina? It looks like a new Mexican restaurant in Provenza, CL 8 & Cr 33. I've seen a few Instagram hotties posting from there, recently. They have very Instagrammable decor, so you know it could become a hot spot, if it isn't already. Also, I noticed a party all night long on the top floor of what I think to be Hotel Diez. Anyone know if there is a bar / lounge upstairs or if that was a penthouse suite party?
BlackThought
06-26-21, 19:46
The video looks like it was recorded at San Ignacio plaza. That not a place tinto vendors would go to get side money. Across la Oriental at Parque Berrio is easier pickings.
I don't mean to offend anyone but I have about had it with the growing horde of youtubers and their rotating cell phone holders they swivel around and shove in people's faces. They make me nervous when I see them in a barrio or around Centro because it's just a matter of time before some of them get jacked for their expensive gear. That is something I would rather not see and something I would rather not happen but it is going to happen more and more now that there are so many of them. I think it will run its course the way shooting video of concerts through cell phones instead of watching concerts ran its course. This is a more dangerous fad.Flag it so that it gets demonetized. When it's demonetized, there's less incentives for them to post these videos on YouTube.
Who are "most Colombians"? There are plenty of people in Colombia who are still riding high on the residuals of the Pablo Escobar days, and Colombia has always had a solid middle class as well as an upper crust. Many of them graduate from top American schools, and even more from prestigious institutions in South America and Europe. While there are plenty of poor folks, there are also more than enough Colombians that not only can afford Patron, but know that most of Patron's cache is marketing, and there are much better and far more expensive tequilas on the market. Tequila's not a popular drink in Colombia, though. The national drink is Aguardiente, also called guiero. They also grow some seriously good wines, every bit as good as those from Chile and Argentina. Colombians aren't ignorant, and South America isn't a stranger to beef production.
Buddy, you've got a lot of bad information. Check your gringo privilege at home.According to worldbank, just over 50% of the Colombian population is below the international poverty line. Roughly translated that means most of the people in Colombia can't afford to drink tequila.
The national drink is aguardiente because it's cheap. Ask all those middle class Colombians if they like aguardiente and you'll get an almost unanimous "no", accompanied by a look of disgust.
As for the popularity of tequila in Colombia, I've never had a Colombiana offer to drink aguardiente with me and I've never had a Colombiana turn down an offer to drink tequila with me.
Granted, I'm not hanging out in Manrique or Popular, sitting on the street drinking with the people who are happy to make 15 k per day.
And unless they've recently relocated Miami, you might want to take all the "gringo privilege" bullshit you keep slinging around and shove it up your Boca Raton.
Who are "most Colombians"? There are plenty of people in Colombia who are still riding high on the residuals of the Pablo Escobar days, and Colombia has always had a solid middle class as well as an upper crust. Many of them graduate from top American schools, and even more from prestigious institutions in South America and Europe. While there are plenty of poor folks, there are also more than enough Colombians that not only can afford Patron, but know that most of Patron's cache is marketing, and there are much better and far more expensive tequilas on the market. Tequila's not a popular drink in Colombia, though. The national drink is Aguardiente, also called guiero. They also grow some seriously good wines, every bit as good as those from Chile and Argentina. Colombians aren't ignorant, and South America isn't a stranger to beef production.I didn't know Colombia was known for it's wines.
As good as wines from Argentina?
I thought Colombia was known for it's coffee and flowers, but wine?
So which wine varietals do they grow in Colombia, and any in particular you recommend, and where would you buy them.
I was kind of iffy on seeking out tinto girls until I saw Gabriela (11:47 of the video). Anyone bring her back to el hotel?If your shopping for a coffee girl, the largest concentration of them in El Centro can be found at the Parque Berrio Metro Station, specifically on the stairs leading up to the platform, and generally around that area and directly below.
As far as the girl in the video, there's dozens of them similar in shape and size to her selling coffee so no shortage of them, but not all of them go to the room.
The video looks like it was recorded at San Ignacio plaza. That not a place tinto vendors would go to get side money. Across la Oriental at Parque Berrio is easier pickings.
I don't mean to offend anyone but I have about had it with the growing horde of youtubers and their rotating cell phone holders they swivel around and shove in people's faces. They make me nervous when I see them in a barrio or around Centro because it's just a matter of time before some of them get jacked for their expensive gear. That is something I would rather not see and something I would rather not happen but it is going to happen more and more now that there are so many of them. I think it will run its course the way shooting video of concerts through cell phones instead of watching concerts ran its course. This is a more dangerous fad.Appreciate the info! I agree somewhat about the Youtubers, its extremely stupid of them to do. But because I haven't been to Medellin yet its helped me understand things like how to dress when I'm in El Centro and how the ladies look. Couple the visuals I get with Youtube and the info I get from this forum I feel well prepared when I finally do make the trip. The way I figure, I'm not the one putting myself in danger waving an expensive camera around, I hope that they're safe but if that's what they want to do I won't stop them. Also I PM'd you a message.
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.
Planning my 5th trip later this year.
My cheap go to, 24 HR, Braza Pan behind Nutibara Hotel on the corner next to the Metro? (corner of Maracaibo & Bolivar).
My cheap seafood across from the SW corner of Parque Bolivar, Ostras Marbella? (Calle 54 & Carr 49).
My fav breakfast place on Carr 49, walking street Paseo Junin, Versalles Restaurante why Pasteleria?
And my fav higher end food in Centro:
Hacienda. Junin?
Cafe Colombo Credenza?
I think I already heard Botanko Bistro (next to Casa New Life) closed.
Also if they reopen Hotel Botero let me know! Will do Hotel Nutibara otherwise but I love the top floors in the Botero facing west, great view, good breeze and less noise up high.
Just got my Covid test results for my return to the US. Positive. I'm currently in quarantine at a hotel in Bogota. I've already informed everyone I was in close contact with, fortunately a small number of people.
For the record, I received my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine at the end of March. Before all the conspiracy theorists get started, the Pfizer vaccine is only 95% effective at preventing infection. Also due to some of my medications, my immune system is compromised.
As I noted before, I have been feeling pretty run down this entire trip. It is possible I was infected before I got here, and it's possible I was infected after arrival. At this point it's unknown.
Although I don't feel terrible, having to stay in a hotel room for 1 to 2 weeks isn't my idea of a good time.
As far as the girl in the video, there's dozens of them similar in shape and size to her selling coffee so no shortage of them, but not all of them go to the room.Thank you if I can find some tinto senoritas shaped like that I'm definitely going to give them my best offer.
MarquisdeSade1
06-27-21, 03:45
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.Make a left walk a couple blocks stay on left hand side of the street look for a bunch of moto bikes parked on the curb a good pizza spot, or lots of other restos in the area.
Its Sunday night try the woman with the crepe cart across from Gustos, get the pollo jamon queso and crema, if you're famished get 2 they are awesome!
"Just got my Covid test results for my return to the US. Positive. I'm currently in quarantine at a hotel in Bogota. ".
I know we had a bit of a flame war a few months back. I wish you a speedy recovery. Keep us updated on your health.
Dios Te Bendiga!
Judd.
MarquisdeSade1
06-27-21, 04:05
Just got my Covid test results for my return to the US. Positive. I'm currently in quarantine at a hotel in Bogota. I've already informed everyone I was in close contact with, fortunately a small number of people.
For the record, I received my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine at the end of March. Before all the conspiracy theorists get started, the Pfizer vaccine is only 95% effective at preventing infection. Also due to some of my medications, my immune system is compromised.
As I noted before, I have been feeling pretty run down this entire trip. It is possible I was infected before I got here, and it's possible I was infected after arrival. At this point it's unknown.
Although I don't feel terrible, having to stay in a hotel room for 1 to 2 weeks isn't my idea of a good time.This thread needs your continued input.
Please get well soon!
MarquisdeSade1
06-27-21, 04:19
My cheap seafood across from the SW corner of Parque Bolivar, Ostras Marbella? (Calle 54 & Carr 49).I know this place was recently open and doing very well.
Just got my Covid test results for my return to the US. Positive. I'm currently in quarantine at a hotel in Bogota. I've already informed everyone I was in close contact with, fortunately a small number of people.
For the record, I received my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine at the end of March. Before all the conspiracy theorists get started, the Pfizer vaccine is only 95% effective at preventing infection. Also due to some of my medications, my immune system is compromised.
As I noted before, I have been feeling pretty run down this entire trip. It is possible I was infected before I got here, and it's possible I was infected after arrival. At this point it's unknown.
Although I don't feel terrible, having to stay in a hotel room for 1 to 2 weeks isn't my idea of a good time.This is very disheartening to hear about. Hopefully you will find a Doctor in Bogota that can deem you cured and / or non-contagious in a short period of time allowing you to return. I got my second dose of the Moderna vaccine in February and upon returning to Medellin I was like a dog in heat riding the Metro when jam packed and banging away at ground zero in all the Love motels.
For me returning to the USA about ten days ago it was a sigh of relief getting a negative test result, and I would of freaked out if I had tested positive, and besides being stuck in Colombia I can only imagine the grief it must be casuing you at home.
For guys who have not been vaccinated, I strongly advise against coming to Medellin right now. I know there are some other BM's that are going to cry foul on this, but right now Colombia is surging with more daily infections than ever before, along with the new 'variants' which are wrecking havoc in other Countries, even those with high vaccination rates.
And who knows, there might even be more lockdowns, and I hope not. I'm looking at returning in a few weeks but if they start that again I'm not coming.
Any additional information you can share on what you have to do / go through to be allowed to re-enter the USA would be appreciated by all because your not the only one who's going to be in the same predicament, and hell, it might even be me next.
And again, sorry to hear about this and hope your home soon.
BeachBumCeo
06-27-21, 04:49
I landed 2 days ago on pussyland and has been amazing so far.
Little context, it's my second time here, speak native Spanish, know the ways around Colombia and hopefully look Latino. First time it was all about parque Lleras and some Facebook and didn't work out really well as I got the junky kind of type of girls out of facebook. These girls are all about the tussi and would not give a good service, all they want is to buy them some more tussi and keep going.I'll be there in a little over 2 weeks, so I am working on building my Facebook list now. Thanks so much for the hot leads with pricing and details! It really simplifies it for someone like me! I appreciate it, and I look forward to your future updates!
Planning my 5th trip later this year.
My cheap go to, 24 HR, Braza Pan behind Nutibara Hotel on the corner next to the Metro? (corner of Maracaibo & Bolivar).
My cheap seafood across from the SW corner of Parque Bolivar, Ostras Marbella? (Calle 54 & Carr 49).
My fav breakfast place on Carr 49, walking street Paseo Junin, Versalles Restaurante why Pasteleria?
And my fav higher end food in Centro:
Hacienda. Junin?
Cafe Colombo Credenza?
I think I already heard Botanko Bistro (next to Casa New Life) closed.
Also if they reopen Hotel Botero let me know! Will do Hotel Nutibara otherwise but I love the top floors in the Botero facing west, great view, good breeze and less noise up high.Versalles is open don't know about any of the rest of them.
GeneHickman
06-27-21, 05:05
Just got my Covid test results for my return to the US. Positive.
Although I don't feel terrible, having to stay in a hotel room for 1 to 2 weeks isn't my idea of a good time.JJbee,
Was this the antigen test or the PCR, the latter is I think more sensitive, and perhaps you best confirm with one before subjecting yourself to the quarantine from a false positive, as you said no vaccine is 100% effective but at least with respect to avoiding hospitalization and death it's pretty close to that. Also since you are vaccinated you may clear this faster than most, so retesting in 5-7 days is not unreasonable I would think, particularly if you don't have symptoms.
This literally is my big concern about travel there at this time where it's running rampant. It can easily ruin return travel plans.
RiceRocket99
06-27-21, 06:29
I tried to order a washer and fridge online on the Colombian Homecenter website to have it delivered to my apartment right when I arrive in 3 weeks. I'm currently in California and I used my Chase credit card to pay for the items and I got an error message. I was thinking maybe it's the credit card, so I used my Colombian Bancolombia debit card instead and still got the same message. Is it because I'm in the USA and the website is not properly working like it would if I was actually in Colombia? Anyone here have experience with this? I plan on ordering all the big ticket items (furniture, mattress / bed frame, dining table / chairs) online and in advance of my trip so that when I land, the stuff will arrive within days of each other. I already booked a cheap place nearby for a few days while I gradually furnish the new apartment. BTW, lots of affordable stuff online through the Exito and Homecenter pages. I might even try to open an Exito credit card to get the extra discounts, but probably not since that process could be a hassle.
JJbee,
Was this the antigen test or the PCR, the latter is I think more sensitive, and perhaps you best confirm with one before subjecting yourself to the quarantine from a false positive, as you said no vaccine is 100% effective but at least with respect to avoiding hospitalization and death it's pretty close to that. Also since you are vaccinated you may clear this faster than most, so retesting in 5-7 days is not unreasonable I would think, particularly if you don't have symptoms.
This literally is my big concern about travel there at this time where it's running rampant. It can easily ruin return travel plans.It was the antigen test. I have enough symptoms now that I'm pretty sure it's not a false positive. I plan on getting retested in 5-7 days and hoping for the best.
BeachBumCeo
06-27-21, 11:58
Pretty safe till after about 8 pm, then I'm out of there!
Keep your eyes open tho, even daytime.
Most of the hot ones in Centro, I saw in Parque Lleras as well, LOL.
Even some not so hot ones, lol.
I'd see them the next day in Botero, back to normal pricing, LOL.
Enjoy!Great advice. Both on the timeline for safety (basically get out of there when the sun sets). And "Why pay more for the same pussy?
I'm headed to Medellin the middle of July, so I appreciate your insights.
Mr Enternational
06-27-21, 13:00
I'm currently in California and I used my Chase credit card to pay for the items and I got an error message. I was thinking maybe it's the credit card, so I used my Colombian Bancolombia debit card instead and still got the same message. Is it because I'm in the USA and the website is not properly working like it would if I was actually in Colombia? Try using a VPN to see if location is the difference.
Not many of the girls can speak EN at HM, but its not usually a problem to give a nudge and a wink. Those communications are universal and usually end you up in the bedroom in no time.
The staff though, mainly do speak EN, and of course all the guests do too (nearly all).
WRT to restos near Pqe Lleras. Just use Google Maps. There are doxens and dozens of restos within a few blocks, all walkable. Depends what type of food you want. I doubt my choices would be yours, but I love Zaaika (Indian), Dharma (veggie, great for lunch, near Pqe Poblado).
Chances are good that I will be in Poblado later today. Or centro. Haven't quite decided.
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.
I tried to order a washer and fridge online on the Colombian Homecenter website to have it delivered to my apartment right when I arrive in 3 weeks. I'm currently in California and I used my Chase credit card to pay for the items and I got an error message. I was thinking maybe it's the credit card, so I used my Colombian Bancolombia debit card instead and still got the same message. Is it because I'm in the USA and the website is not properly working like it would if I was actually in Colombia? Anyone here have experience with this? I plan on ordering all the big ticket items (furniture, mattress / bed frame, dining table / chairs) online and in advance of my trip so that when I land, the stuff will arrive within days of each other. I already booked a cheap place nearby for a few days while I gradually furnish the new apartment. BTW, lots of affordable stuff online through the Exito and Homecenter pages. I might even try to open an Exito credit card to get the extra discounts, but probably not since that process could be a hassle.I strongly advise against ordering anything online in regards to furnishings and appliances. And it has nothing to do with being able to pay for the items. I have been thru the process, and your better off to physically touch / feel everything your thinking of buying. As an example you may have dimensions for a refrigerator, yet it might not be all that good, let alone the comfort of a mattress. Actually your best bet for appliances will be Exito or Jumbo as they typically discount everything on the weekends, and if in stock can be delivered the next day. As far as furnishings, there are several stores that can deliver within a few days and you can see how comfortable they are. What may fit your dimensions and look pretty in the pictures mat be horribly uncomfortable like a mattress. You could easily within one day of physically shopping at an EXITO / JUMBO and a furniture store like Jamar have everything within a few days. This is just my advice based on personal experience. Also, when buying in person, at some furnishing places, not EXITO or JUMBO, you can negotiate for extras and or discounts, I did this when buying mattresses. Good luck!
The Tall Man
06-27-21, 16:00
Wow the number of pregnant chicas, the vast majority of them vennies, out selling their prego tummies and heavily 'used' bareback pussy (hehehe) is startling and of which I have not observed anytime in the past 10 years in and around centro. Counted no less than 10 of varying degrees of tummy pop out.
It was slammed with action all around centro and Botero and the vera with probably the most people and putas and activity but again this was a Saturday afternoon.
The Tall Man.
I touched down yesterday and stayed at a hotel near parque Lleras. Today I check in to the mansion. Couple of thoughts about parque Lleras. It's extremely loud at night. Honestly all I really wanted was to get some rest after a long flight and a hotel near lleras was a huge mistake. Just loud as hell. I did end up going out at night and picking up a girl to bring back to my room. She was alright, not great, not bad. I paid her 100 k which I thought was reasonable.
I have to say that Lleras is really not my jam. Too many people, too loud, and I don't like the idea of having to go out and pick up girls (even if it's just telling them "how much? Let's go to my hotel") I would rather just be spoon fed girls straight to my room. Hopefully mansion delivers this.
How reliable is photoprepagos? I don't see it mentioned much on forums but if it works well that would ideal for me. I didn't get Facebook set up before coming but have started contacting girls now (not sure if it's going to work). I might try out some casas and massage places as well to mix it up, but I think I'm done picking up girls in lleras or centro.
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.Once you get to the Mansion, just down the hill is La Strada Centro Comercial (Mall). I'm not sure what all is still open inside, but there is a Parmessano restaurant there which serves decent Italian food. There's also a Burger King.
Not far from there are the Oviedo and Santa Fe malls. Each has lots of different restaurants. Crepes and Waffles is pretty good and there's a location in both malls.
Silver Turtle
06-27-21, 18:30
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.Rather than Spanish, I am worried about organizing and decision-making skills. Foreign travel may not be for you.
Hey guys,
I'm preparing for my trip to Medellin in a few weeks where I plan to stay for a few weeks (3-4) and am currently in the process of meeting chicas from a combination of Tinder / SA and FB. My initial plan is to have around 20-30 watsapp contacts of chicas interested in meeting knowing that a percentage will flake along the way.
From anyone's past experience, how many prospects do you tend have going a trip and I'm curious what is the flake rate you can expect?
Thanks.
MiamiSammy
06-27-21, 18:50
First time here. Did zero prep work. Don't speak a word of Spanish. I didn't realize how fucked I was until the immigration officer said something in half English and I could not understand until she wrote it down on paper. I'm in a hotel next to parque Lleras for the night. Just getting my bearings and getting some rest after a long flight. Tomorrow I'm checking into the mansion for several days. Will I be alright there or should I learn some basic Spanish? Also, any good casual restaurant recommendation near parque Lleras?
Thanks.Why would you do that? Why would you go to a foreign country and not even consider learning some of the basics of the language? WTF is wrong with you people??
MaddTraveler
06-27-21, 19:11
Quick intro.
I know I didn't properly introduce myself to the Forum so my apologies. I'm new here, from FL, early 40's, black dude, work in Finance + a day trader w few small biz. I've been to mult countries and picked up some Spanish from my adventures in the DR and Costa Rica. I've been to Colombia only a couple times before this trip so by no means I'm an expert quite yet even w my extensive experience in other countries.
MISC preparation.
- Took PCR test (Negative) although it was no longer a requirement. I wanted to ensure myself that I arrived clean. (Fully vaccinated w Pfizer).
- Check MiG is required or you won't be able to check in at the Airport (departure).
Chica preparation. SA, cupid, FB, tinder (deciding to retire from those, read on.)
- SA: Since I've had success with SA (seeking punto com) even in the states, I reinstated my membership couple weeks back and matched with at least 20 chicas daily when they add you as favorites. Lots of messages and I had at least 12 solid ones ranging from 8-10 that I each whatsapp with. But honestly SA is better in the states since our hobby is illegal there. So instead of taking risks with escorts, it's better to have a college beauty come spend the weekend in each for few hundred bucks. There are still risks and some scams but minimal as long as you don't send money to anyone upfront. In Colombia the game of the scammers is having their profile location in Medellin, then once you're communicating they're quick to say OH, I'm not in Medellin now, but if you invite me I will come join you, where obviously you must send her money for the trip and you'd just send some guy some free money somewhere. A couple of them said they didn't want money, only wanted to date and be pampered, even those I'm skipping since too suspicious.
- Cupid: Joined and had few matches, but cancelled / closed account and ceasing comm with all even real ones due to too many scams. This is now pure garbage, and I'm tired of chatting and falling in love with men pretending to me women w stolen pics LOL. Not worth it.
- Tinder / FB: I have about 200 fb beauties on an anonymous acct, all from Medellin mostly. But didn't contact any of them for this trip. I met some nice non-pros from Tinder last trip, but staying away from there this time around. Last trip was Dec 2020 and we had a curfew and made more sense to use those platforms then, but now I'm not seeing the need.
Airport arrival.
- Trip was slightly delayed from my departure, but worked out ok since I would've arrived too early for check in anyway.
- Medellin Airport was a breeze, approx 30 minutes in line.
- Once you pass immigration, luggage and custom, you can go upstairs before the exit to exchange money. The money exchanges downstairs were offering 3100, upstairs it's 3560 LOL, huge difference and.
It's close to what you can get at a good exchange in the streets. So I exchanged some of my stash there and went to find a taxi. Mafia asked for 100 k even though the going rate is 80 k. No biggie dude was.
Cool, we joked the entire trip, he has farms and small business trying to get rich. Took his number and paid him 120 k to show him I wasn't a cheap gringo after we got stuck in traffic ourselves.
Hotel and chica day 1. Arrival Sat 6/26.
- Ok this is the fun part. I usually stay in Poblado or Laureles. But since I'm here for 3 weeks, I only booked first week and decided to stay at Nutibara (845 k for 9 nights, double occupancy and can bring chicas at no fees). I booked it as such but during check-in they said it was for one, I negotiated and showed from booking what I requested and paid for, and they corrected it for no add'l charge (Great svc, thanks). I always stay in mult places on longer trips, why? Cause I'm partially nuts and get bored quickly. Got a nice room, high floor, glad to have a nice desk so I can work remotely (trading).
One of my fav hotel is Dorado la 70 which I might go to next week, but to do a quick comparison: Nuti has a safe where Dorado doesn't and it's big plus, hot water took 5 seconds vs Dorado which takes forever, Nuti is more chica friendly, breakfast just as decent, and can save on taxi roundtrips for the centro adventures which are within walking distance. I've been working from home like a cripple past few months, and can use the exercise, see people and walk around during the day. Besides Centro to me is the real Medellin, and I'm tired of feeling like a bank account especially in Poblado. Although my 3rd week I may spend few days there.
- So here we are, took a shower and updated few chicas I'm in town, even though I'm not feeling the vibe and planning to eliminate all of them later (Explained what happened below). Arranged for first SA chica to come at 8 p. She was the most friendly and most eager, solid 7.5 attitude 9. Meanwhile I went to two local bars, didn't write the names but had some ugly strippers, had one beer in each then left (5 k beer). Grabbed some food on a restaurant behind the hotel, food was good (12 k). It's now about 6 Pm.
- Back to room to nap. Now you might be thinking why stay in a dump comparing to the other fancy hotels and airbnbs in Medellin, also how could that impress the SA dimes? I have no pool, no jacuzzi, etc LOL. Well honestly, I cancelled some bookings on my previous plans to pamper some of these beauties. I did so after my overwhelming experience and aggression from many of them including the scam attempts, the lies, etc. WG are getting desperate.
I decided to make this trip different, yes I'm here with $5 k cash in hand plus a lot more that I can allocate, but I am tired of being a bank account. Meaning these girls put on a nice front, nice show, then really they aint worth shit. I know they're hoes and I'm not looking for love nor relationships. If I mention love here, I'm just screwing around and joking. I grew up and matured a lot since I became an investor, hence spending and doing wiser transactions even with hoes. For ex, many prev trip reports incl mine stated few Centro girls would charge 30 k, then put on some make up to charge 200 k in Lleras going after the suckers. Nothing wrong with that, just don't be that pappy chulo always. Why not spend half of your time in Gusto or Lleras, Isla or pricy girls, then other half with local down to earth girls that will ask for less at times? Yes Centro is not the safest and not for everyone, but it's not as scary as some make it seem honestly. These are mainly poor merchants in the streets trying to make a living. I just wanted to be around real people, see real life. Lleras to me is all fake, and all after my money. A pig with lipstick is still a pig LOL. Yes late at night I will go to lleras and will probably outspend you, and it's a fair balance to play the game.
Chica time.
- My date with first SA chica was to go have dinner, then go to lleras area for some drinks, dancing, then back to my place and she'd likely spend the night. No talk or discussion of money. It's one advantage of non pros on SA if you have the patience for it. Still going to eliminate it, but I must say it's still a valuable hunting source. So she's late, an hour late now. And it's past 9 Pm. I wrote her and said I'm leaving and to cancel, and then she claim she's 15 minutes away. Then 30 minutes later, 9:40 sh. Still no show, and said 15 minutes away again LOL. At that point I said this is it. I am DONE, AND DONE. That same rollercoaster happens each trip to many of us. I immediately decided I won't let any chica, who not only sees me as an ATM machine, to ruin my mood and vacation. Many others wanted to see me, and maybe I just chose the wrong one, oh well. I made it to Lleras alone, walkd around and found this beautiful blonde blanca. I had no chance (ya, a black man's kryptonite as they say). So I attempted to go the nearby Cabanas for two hours, but they only had deals for 6 hours 120 k, and another hotel in Lleras wanted 120 k for 1 hour, no gracias. I told taxi to take me to my hotel, and girl had askd for 200 k, but I offerd 150 k and acceptd. All smiles, very GFE and OMG she was sooo pretty, soft skin, already feeling a bonner and as I said. She had me.
Taxi cost from lleras back to Hotel incl stops at Cabana 14 k total, was one of the honest ones.
I expected to find SA chica waiting in lobby and she was. Wow. Almost two hours later, likely didn't have enough pesos for a trip back home. I walkd in, told Lleras chica to give me a min, walkd SA girl outside of Hotel lobby and askd her how much spent on taxi and how much to go back home. She said she don't know, she was very upset, almost about to cry. I said 80 k and she said sure but I gave her 100 k and she left. I really hated that, not just spending money for no reason, but the way some of these dumb bitches are. Told her clearly like 3 times to turn around and I'm not going to be there but she still came. I understand the need for money and the harsh times some of these are going through, unemployed, etc. So I can empathize even though I am not here to do charity, or maybe we are. The overall aggression and expectations sometimes is what gets me, and I know there are worse cases and this one could've really been stranded with no cash. It's better to not deal with someone who's too desperate or be in the unknown. This is why some guys negotiate everything and have everything in writing and I don't blame them.
It's the part of what I mean by being a bank acct, she prob spent 10 k to arrive and wanted to get paid for her time anyway, and wouldn't treat a local Colombian that way. So the more I can eliminate those events and me a foreigner being taken advantage of, the better. Which is I immediately blocked, deleted all other SA contacts, closed all accounts. I'm done with all online BS for now. I didn't block the other SA girls but removed all from contact list, and there's only one if she contacts me I might partake. Otherwise no more ONLINE BS or appointments.
- Llera chica was super freaky yet classy. She put on some nice raggaeton music, bluetooth to my speaker, danced, lap dance, then naked lap dance, super hard bonner. Then great BBBJ for at least 20 minutes. I don't go down on putas but I was tempted since she had a beautiful pussy. So we kissed a little, condom, missionary, sweet moans OMG she's feeling great. I almost nuttd but decided nah. Let's flip you around. Doggy it is and she likes it and moaning louder, turned around for kissing while in doggy. At this point I'm grabbing her and some hard pounding you know it's coming. LOL, then ohhhhhh shit here it is. Damn girl, that was some good shit, she smiled and didn't understand what I just said. We layed down and cuddled a bit. She dressed up and left. 150 K, 11 k propina for taxi. Look is Solid 8, performance 9.
Standby for day 2.
Wow the number of pregnant chicas, the vast majority of them vennies, out selling their prego tummies and heavily 'used' bareback pussy (hehehe) is startling and of which I have not observed anytime in the past 10 years in and around centro. Counted no less than 10 of varying degrees of tummy pop out.
It was slammed with action all around centro and Botero and the vera with probably the most people and putas and activity but again this was a Saturday afternoon.
The Tall Man.It's amazing how many pregnant Vennies are out there, and if you saw ten obvious pregnant ones, in another month there will be another ten out there.
A defnite field day for guys who like to bang pregnant Chicas.
And just think, these Chicas will be back within a few months of giving birth, and all the guys into lactating Chicas will be coming out of the woodwork to partake in them as well.
BeachBumCeo
06-27-21, 21:03
Which is I immediately blocked, deleted all other SA contacts, closed all accounts. I'm done with all online BS for now. I didn't block the other SA girls but removed all from contact list, and there's only one if she contacts me I might partake. Otherwise no more ONLINE BS or appointments.
Standby for day 2.I'm chatting with some girls online for my trip next month. Thank you for pointing out some common scam angles. I like having my first couple of dates set up before I get settled in. It has been well documented on this forum about the tardiness of the Colombian girls. I'm glad you put your foot down and left! Sucks you had to pay her to go away. But it's way better than causing a scene on your first night at the hotel!
Looking forward to your continued updates. I like your style!
Quick intro.
I know I didn't properly introduce myself to the Forum so my apologies. Carry on. Enjoy.
Why would you do that? Why would you go to a foreign country and not even consider learning some of the basics of the language? WTF is wrong with you people??I did do some basic duo lingo a few days before and relying on Google translate beyond that. My go to phrases right now are "hola", "gracias", "cuanto cuesta", "ok", "vamos", and "no hablo Espanol" LOL. But yeah the problem is that I can't understand any conversation because of the accent and how fast people speak.
Am I going to need a copy of my passport to check into the ST motels in Centro? I normally don't bring my passport out of the safe with me from Poblado. Any tips on picking up girls in Centro? As a 6'3 white guy with blonde hair is there any hiding the fact that I'm a Gringo,. Thus if I show up in my shorts and t shirt will I be causing myself any undue trouble?
Mr Enternational
06-27-21, 22:57
It's amazing how many pregnant Vennies are out there, and if you saw ten obvious pregnant ones, in another month there will be another ten out there. A defnite field day for guys who like to bang pregnant Chicas.I damn sure was not planning on visiting Medellin this trip, but with this kind of arm twisting, I may have to pop in for 2 days.
MongerHunger
06-27-21, 23:45
Suspected factions strike Colombian president Ivan Duque's helicopter with gunfire during his flight.
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