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Pija666

07-11-07, 16:03

re-Ordering Asuncion

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1. A. C. Producciones (495769) 14 de Mayo 1241 c/ Ygatimi. Near Plaza Italia and its plastic tent squatters. 50Gs-30mins, 80Gs-60mins. 7 chicas. Friendly mamasan, decent place. FAV GIRL: FABIOLA (On the web they claim to be open 24hs. better call first if you go at odd hours)

2. C&C, (NEW ADDRESS: Rca.de Colombia 637 E/ Paraguari y Antequera) . 70Gs-30mins, 100Gs-60mins. nOW 5-7 chicas.FAV GIRL: YVETTE(On the web they claim to be open 24hs. better call first if you go at odd hours)

3. Claus II, (208392 / 0971-615960 / 0971-613877). Tte. Fariña 1442 e/Peru y Pai Perez 2do Piso. 60G-30mins. 100G-60mins. FAV GIRL: marianne/Mariam. 3 girls, same prices. Guy tried a 10G viewing fee. I left without paying him.
3-1 0981-433898 Rojas Silva 1214 c/Rodriguez de francia Dpto. 1 arriba. I visited, 2 chicas. Quoted 50G-60mins.
3-2 0981-971799 Rojas Silva 1110 c/Republica de Colombia. No buzzer, knocked on gate, no answer.

4. Deseos Agency (447563 /491978) 14 de Mayo 1008 c/ Manduvira. Lorenzo notes: "The easiest place to find and an easy walk from centro. Well known and the most expensive experience, I had in AS. It was a very nice building with white washed doors and big blue door. No hassles with floors or separate buzzers. Very comfortable place, made welcome and well organized. A gay guy answered - sitcom funny, no aggressive or hard sell. Explained the prices. 70G-30mins, 100G-60mins. 10 girls. The girls are all young, beautiful and really hot." I visited, same prices, 5 chicas.(On the web they claim to be open 24hs. better call first if you go at odd hours)

5. Harem Agency (445463) Rodrigues de Francia 226 c/ Yegros 1 A. Past notes: "Only three girls here but decent manager. Said there were more girls after 6pm. The girls were just OK. Nothing special compared to rest of girls in town. 60G-30mins. Leon produc. 9am to 9pm. Valentino here in July2005, post113." I visited, 7 chicas present, come in door, turn around, line up with asses to you. Fucked Nicole, 20 yrs. Quoted 50G-30mins, 70G-45mins, 90G-60mins.

6. Elite Producciones (208405 / 0981-177976), Azara 1565 e/Cnel Irrazabal y Peru (Denis). Saw 4 of 7 chicas, 2 decent. Quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins. They tried 10G viewing fee; denied. Nice setup.

7. Hot Girl (228449), Eusebio Ayala 326 c/Mayor Bullo Dpto. 1 Deisy/Chiquitita A. I visited, 4 chicas, quoted 70G-30mins, 120G-60mins.

7-1 207379, Paraiso, Eusebio Ayala 335 c/Mayor Bullo Yakelin 1,64. I visited, 4 chicas. Quoted 70G-30mins, 120G-60mins.

7-2 0981-947194 Eusebio Ayala 270 Dpto. 7 Piso 1 Luana. I visited, 2 chicas, ages 19 and 22. Quoted 30G-20mins, 50G-30mins, 100G-60mins. 19 yr old superslim, pretty but large m ... m .... m ... mo ... mol ... mole ... moley, moley, moley, moley, moley, moley on forehead (pick-pick-pick-with-a-stick).

7-3 0981-196003 Eusebio Ayala 270 Dpto. 4 NO aparato. I visited, 3 chicas. Quoted 50G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

7-4 0971-713877 Eusebio Ayala 270 Pta. Baja Dpto. 03. I visited, 1 chica.

8. Las Cibeles Models (211565 / 0981-987652), EE UU 258 e/ Eligio Ayala Y Mcal Estigarribia Pta. Alta Dpto B. Habitacion B. 2 chicas. Quoted 40G-20mins, 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

8-1 493514 Mcal Lopez 958 (Tacuary y EEUU) Marite o Monse. I visited, 4 chicas, fucked Patti (Jessica), 18 yrs. Quoted 100G-60mins.

9. Naomi Producciones (0981-347257 / 0981-166923 / 0991-522450) E. E.U.U 525 y Cerro Cora. Valeria 1ER. PISO ESCALERA Dto 4. I visited, 3 chicas, Julie very friendly. Quoted 50G-20mins, 70G-30mins, 100G-60mins. FAV GIRL: CINdy

10. Paco Producciones (0981-290183 / 0961-956273) Petirossi 355 c/ Pai perez- 2do. Dpto. 10. I visited, 2 chicas, 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins. Guy tried a viewing fee; denied.

10-1 211843 Petirosi 355 3er. Piso Dpto 12, Modelos. Visited. 2 chicas. FAV GIRL: marixa

10-2 0971-261724 Petirosi 355 1er Piso Dpto 5, no answer at buzzer.

10-3 Petirosi 355 2do, Dpto 6. Rang buzzer while here, 2 chicas.

10-4 0961-876491 Petirosi 355 1er Piso Dpto 7. I visited, 2 chicas present.

10-5 0971-378924 Petirosi 355 1er Piso Dpto 8 Says Camilla on buzzer, noise inside, no answer at buzzer, presumed busy.

11. Perfiles Producciones (0981-122363 / 425582), Roma 920 c/Montevideo RF Producciones FAV GIRLS: slim type HELEN, booty Type: LEILA

12. Promociones & Eventos (0981-937629 / 446760) Cero Cora 166 see Yegros. I found door & gate to 166, no chicas. Another entrance somewhere?

12-1 446760 Cerro Cora 217 e/Yegros e Iturbe Promociones y eventos Pal. I visited, 4 chicas, Fiorela to keep in mind. Quoted 80G-30mins, 100G-45mins, 120G-60mins. Nice place, nice mamasan. FAV GIRL: ROMINA & OTHERS (THERE'S ALWAYS NEWCOMERS here)

13. Sigana Mia (496597) Mexico 451 entre Cerro cora cora y 25 de mayo 1 piso

13-1 441865 Paraguari 757 e/Herrera y FR Moreno escalera 1 APORATOS. Rang 2x, no answer.

13-2 442805 Azara 479 e/Mexico y Caballero Bianca (“Morena Mia,” 10,000 viewing fee; subaculture says to avoid. 3 chicas, only 1 nice. Valentino liked July2005. Dirtier, darker place than others..NOT ALWAYS GOOD BUT IF YOURE FEELING LUCKY...

13-3 447581 Cerro Cora 655 e/Paraguari y Antequera Pta.Alta timbre Nic. No answer.

13-4 492503 Antequera 652 c/Herrera y Azara 3ro. Dpto.32 Lider III. Passed over.

13-5 0971-238760 Mexico 461 c/Cerro Cora e/ 25 de Mayo Hotel maimi peluqueria ladrillo visto 2do. Piso marron puerta abierta escalera. Have yet to visit.

13-6 0981-508717 25 de mayo e/ antequera edific. Garantia 7piso dpto. b. Passed over.

13-7 0981-843366 Azara 561 e/Paraguari y Mexico Edificio Piso 11 Dpto C. Lobby is being gutted.

14. Star Model (444860 / 0971-277611) Manuel Dominguez 971 c/EEUU timbre negro Sole. Visited, 2 chicas total; Daisy so-so face, killer body & ass. Quoted 40G-30mins, 80G-60mins.

14-1 443316 Manuel Dominguez 762 e/Antequera y Tacuary. I visited, 1 chica. She said normally 3 chicas. Quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

14-2 0961-990264 Tte. Fariña 1043 e/Brasil y EE.UU (Blanca) Karina. Have yet to visit.

14-3 0971-348201 Brasil 992 c/Tte. Fariña. Have yet to visit.

15. Tania Producciones (446275 / 0981-433496 / 0981-894333 / 0961-815298), Yegros 1250 e/Rodrigues de Francia y 1ra. Particular. Visited, quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins. 4 chicas present.LOCALS TRY TO AVOID THE PLACE BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE STARING AT THE NEIBORGHOOD

16. Valkirias (441943) valkirias queda en Azara 905 e/EEUU y Tacuary 1er Piso D. (Magali chiquitita).FAV GIRL: KARINA

17. Paraguari 1397, esq. 2da. Another decent place (subaculture). HappyGoLucky quotes 100G-30mins (March2006). I visited, rang 2x, no answer.

17-1 0971-115763 Rca. Colombia 589 c/Paraguari Ptal. Alta Dto. A apa. Have yet to visit.

17-2 0981-242804 3ra. Proyectada Lomas Valentinas 992 c/EE UU (fina y coqueta) 1,50. Have yet to visit.

17-3 0981-924848 Rca. Colombia 589 c/Paraguari Dptop. B Plta. Alta Tr. Have yet to visit.

18. 445863 Iturbe 1023 c/Tte. Fariña escalera puerta 2 5. (Dpto 2, subir la escalera). Subaculture: 50G-30mins, condoms 2G. I visited, quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins. 1 chica. She said more chicas usually.

18-1 445289 Iturbe 1105 e/Rca de Colombia 1 solo aparato grande. Visited, 1 chica.

19. 448086 Caballero 903 c/Mdominguez. Black girls only. 1 hot. 60,000G for 30 minutes. Nice facilities but busy place. Only place where a lot of guys coming and going (subaculture). I visited, 3 white girls present, quoted 50G-20mins, 70G-30 mins, 100G-60mins.

20. 0971-138070 Azara 1270 c/Curupyty Ana Maria 2 X 60. Subaculture: "Another excellent place. A nice walk out to a residential area. About 10 girls here. Very nice rooms, guys kicking back with a beer." I visited, 6 chicas on duty, 4 viewed, 2 had decent asses so-so faces. Nice place. Quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

20-1 215101 Kamelia Productions, Azara 1340 e/Pai Perez y Curupayty. I visited, 4 fatties. Quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

20-2 0971-964421 Curupayty 563 c/Cerro Cora. I visited, 2 chicas, quoted 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins.

21. 373998 EE UU 1361 y 2da. casa particular porton blanco. 1 chica works here. Massage 40G, massage with oral 80G, completo 100G.

21-1 0971-118932 Rca. Colombia 1035 e/EE.UU y brasil casa particular NOOOOO. Visited, 2 chicas, quoted 80G-30mins. The horror! The horror!

21-2 0971-132252 Simon Bolivar 1046 c/EE UU con cinturon. Quoted 30G-20mins, 40G-30mins. 3 chicas.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Pija666

07-18-07, 06:38

In asunsex.com. Py I read a report on how see&see came back to its old place.

(0981-476997 / 491030) Piribebuy 488 e/ 14 de Mayo y Alberdi.

They wrote that the change of address was only for a week or so.

I'll try to keep an update on the list. But since I'm a night creature I will write most on the 24hs places.

Mister B618

07-19-07, 00:02

I was in Asuncion for 2 months. First "casa de mesaje" I went to was in the the mercado 4 district. 6 girls I went for the first good 100k gurani for an hour that was the most expensive. After that it was usually 80k for the hour. Found a girl in cafe Arenas bargained it down to 80 k for the night. If you can get away from the casas better value.Went with her for 3 Mondays quiet time for her. Was close to opening a ***** house with her but the problem difficult to trust and I don't know if I could stay a year in asuncion not that much to do. Need a partner in crime, tasty houses for rent with pool for 400 bucks a hell of a lot better than the apartments that I saw.
The last 3 weeks there ended up going out with the owner of a casa, she stayed with me every night I didn't pay for sex but paid for the meals, taxis, clubs etc, probably more expensive than a girl now and again, but gave me an insight in opening one up.
Back in europe right now 5/6 times the price without the service. Thinking about going back in September either that or Thailand which is comparable.

If anybody interested in opening one up I'm all ears.

Tbird

07-19-07, 00:36

Looks like your PM function is disabled. PM me if you can.

Mister B618

07-20-07, 00:11

My PM function doesn't work.

Tbird

07-20-07, 08:31

I have no other way of communicating with you, unfortunately. Email addresses are not allowed.

I would like to talk to you about this. I may have a few guys who are interested too...

Johan007

07-20-07, 21:57

Martin X

07-23-07, 05:38

I dont know whats going on, but the night life over here is difficult to find. To all of you insiders: where is the night life, where is the music? Pls my monger brothers need help.

Pija666

07-23-07, 22:55

First I should say that the Paraguayan way is "if the climate isn't warm or if its raining nobody goes out", don't ask me why, is just like that, so, good luck trying to find some "night" in winter time.

Try these places:

COYOTE, or PIRATA BAR for young people to dance.

all of the little pubs in PASEO CARMELITAS, I recomend LIQUID (is nice when is hot at night), KILLKENNY and KAMASTRO also crowded places.

One of my favourite places is BRITANNIA PUB in el centro for good food & chill out (also a lot of people who speaks english).

There is also (a little far away) FACES, for some semi-pro girls, mixed w/ non Pro & hotties.

Tbird

07-25-07, 04:58

MR B 618 - if your PM is still not working please email me at tbird2000 at gmail.com

Jackson, I need to talk to this guy. His PM is not working.

Lexton

07-31-07, 05:56

For B618 or anybody. Where is the "Arenas Cafe" that B618 mentions?

I heard of this place 2-3 years ago, but thought it was closed. I asked a couple of people, and they never heard of it. I can't find it searching. Does it have a name in another form?

SexualTourist

08-01-07, 12:03

Arena Café is located on Brasilia avenue corner with Siria street. The place still open and works normally. Girls arrive there past midnight. Beware, drinks are very expensives ;)

Good hunt! :)

For B618 or anybody. Where is the "Arenas Cafe" that B618 mentions?

I heard of this place 2-3 years ago, but thought it was closed. I asked a couple of people, and they never heard of it. I can't find it searching. Does it have a name in another form?

King Dong

08-03-07, 01:02

Some greeting and 3 questions

Regarding the sex workers but also everyone else:

how well is spanish understood (and spoken) by the population in the bigger citys and the young people in general?

Would anyone know if an existing minimum wage is beeing enforced (in asuncion), for example regarding the income of a waitress excluding tips?

Are there any visa requirements for Paraguay people for traveling to Argentina or Brasil?

Exept from the higher ticketprices, the reports about this country and it's women really sound tasty.

Thanks in advance for answers

Pija666

08-03-07, 12:19

How well is spanish understood (and spoken) by the population in the bigger citys and the young people in general?Spanish IS the main language in asuncion and the bigger cities, guarani is just another option but most for the low income people and the small cities people.

Would anyone know if an existing minimum wage is beeing enforced (in asuncion), for example regarding the income of a waitress excluding tips?Yes there is a minimum "salario" that is near a 1.000.000 guaraníes near (i dont know) or between 110 or 150 Us$

Are there any visa requirements for Paraguay people for traveling to Argentina or Brasil?No, between naturals of mercosur only the Id. is required.

Exept from the higher ticketprices, the reports about this country and it's women really sound tasty.

Thanks in advance for answersI think there are a lot of beautiful women working in casas here because this is a poor country, but if you just want knock-out looking girls or pricewinning fucks you should go to Brasil or Argentina. What you get here is best prices, and the best for your money.

My advice: Come to Paraguay, and know that although this is not a tourist friendly place, the real people here is warm and honest.

King Dong

08-03-07, 17:42

Pija666,

Thank you for the answers. I hope not wanting to go to the casas to much or at all. As long as there are some small or tall, slim and cute girls or women who yet are not married or left for one of the neighboring country's I just might become happy.

Would there be anything important to add or correct to the following list regarding Asunción:

+ Low cost of living, hotels and food

+ Good tasting local fruits

+ No visa issues for Europeans (visa run to Argentina or Brazil is always near)

+ Good looking mostly unspoiled non pros visible on the streets

+ Locals have easy (if enough money for the transport) access to the neighboring country's and even Europe

+ Safety seems to be less an issue then in many parts of Colombia or Brazil

-No beach

-Many or most good looking pro's leave for Brazil or Argentina

-More expensive flights to or from Europe (though I yet don't know how the following solution would be: a plane to São Paulo and from there a public bus?

If I should move this post to the general forum I will gladly do so.

Pija666

08-07-07, 21:22

I was in a mood for Big titties so went to this "casa" who charges a little bit more but have this girl Vivian that has the correct measures for my appettite...

The address is Luis Alberto de Herrera Nº 1479 c/Peru - Dpto. A.

Prices: Media hora 80.000, 40 min. 100.000, & 1 Hour 150.000, also with anal in the package is 200.000

The places is famous for the girl in the NAME of the Agency, Lethy, an insatiable woman whose service was described as the closest to porn star... always wants you to cum in her mouth (and Swallows!) etc. (did not try her, she looks a little chubby for me)

For 100. 000 Guaranies damage in 40 min. (plus 10. 000 for the photos) she gaveme a nice BBBJ and a good ride. She has a gorgeus body and a not so nice face (well, only problem was her teeth). And man. She likes to talk. I don't know if she speaks english. But is an overall nice girl.

Will I repeat? Right now I won't, only because I live here and still have a lot of chicks to check out.

SexualTourist

08-08-07, 05:13

Thanx Pija666 for your post and info about Vivian.

I have a question: did she make blowjob without condom?

Also, can you publish your pics of her in this thread?

Thanx again!

Pija666

08-10-07, 00:03

About Vivian. Here you have some pixs.

I don't have time to rezise anymore so, wait for the rest in a few weeks. (yes, I'm busy)

Dougus

08-28-07, 14:36

I finally made it back to Paraguay after a couple of years off. This country is everything I remembered and more. Great looking pros and non-pros to go around. I'll be in country for a couple more weeks. If anyone has information on high end pros or professional models I would be happy to trade.

Pija666

08-28-07, 22:21

HERE ARE the most established "CASAS" that anounce on asunsex.com.py:

Lethys: Mcal. Estigarribia e/Pai Perez y Parapiti 0981-283612 Tel. 214120

Deseos: 14 de Mayo c/Piribebuy 447563 – 0982-364578

Harem: Ygatymi 226 Tel. 445463-445457

Elite: Azara c/Peru 208405 –0981-177976

P&E: Cerro 217 446760 0981-937629

Gira Prodc.: 14 de Mayo 1241 Tel. 495769

ClausI Estrella: c/Mdv 443662 0982-204470

ClausII: Tte.Farina Tel. 208392 0981-615960

Naomi: USA 525, cCerro Cora 1Piso 497386 – 0981-347257/166923

C&C. 491030 Piribebuy 488 e/14 Mayo Alberdi}

Sigana Mia: Mexico 451 e/Cerro Cora y 25 de Mayo Tel. 496597

Independiente 1: Caballero 903 y M.Dominguez 448086

Independiente 2: Pasaje Recalde 1169 fondo derecha.

Tania Produc.: Yegros 1250 e/Ygatymi y 1ra. 446257

Perfiles: Roma y Montevideo, 425582

Las Cibeles: 211565 EEUU 525 2do. Piso DptoB

Valkirias: Azara 905 e/USA y Tacuary 1piso DptoA. 441943

Chick: Zona BCP-0981-710506/ 0971-629705/0991-333903

Thais: Gral.Garay No. 530 cMoises Bertoni Tel. 611658

Good hunting!

Johan007

08-30-07, 15:54

Dude i LOVE your pics of them schoolgirls uniforms:-)

these are fucking OUTSTANDING and make my wheener hard.

keep up the good work.

we all luv ye..

OOO and about Argentina or Brasil.....SCREW THAT!!

suerte

Johan

Pija666

09-03-07, 15:36

Late this past week I was on Fernando de la Mora street (near the "terminal de omnibus"- Bus central station) and saw a pair of woman standing in the cold night without hesitation I stopped and asked "cuanto es? "(how much? ) and the younger answered 50 plus hotel. So we went.

At the nearest motel I went for the "completo" that is BBBJCIM plus anal action AND photos and all damage was "100 mil" for the skinny girl plus 17mil for the room and a condom. Will upload some pictures later.

SexualTourist

09-06-07, 05:11

Thanx for this info Pija666, you're the man!

Can you tell what's time those girls are showing up around bus terminal? I live at 10 minutes from there.

Late this past week I was on Fernando de la Mora street (near the "terminal de omnibus"- Bus central station) and saw a pair of woman standing in the cold night without hesitation I stopped and asked "cuanto es? "(how much? ) and the younger answered 50 plus hotel. So we went.

At the nearest motel I went for the "completo" that is BBBJCIM plus anal action AND photos and all damage was "100 mil" for the skinny girl plus 17mil for the room and a condom. Will upload some pictures later.

Pija666

09-07-07, 21:49

Hi,

To find streetwalkers in the area depends on the day of the week. Some days "no pasa nada", but normally around 10PM, even earlier, if its dark. Hehe.

But beware. Some of the ugliest things are the same area. You'll have to try your luck. I do it just because I'm heading home late at night. And the best "casas" are closed or very far.

Ticoyo1965

09-09-07, 04:14

Is this the quality of girls that are around the bus station?

Ticoyo1965

09-10-07, 03:13

What is the average costs with Ivet or other girls on the web sites, is it cheaper to go to the casas?

Pija666

09-11-07, 12:41

For me is cheaper to go to the casas. 100mil for 1 hour "completo" with a girl. In some places with 40mil you get laid. Is 8 bucks a fuck! But also if you want to come to Paraguay the food is cheaper too. 10 $ is the most you will pay for a complete luch or $20 if you go to a fancy restaurant.

Ticoyo1965

09-12-07, 05:32

Pija666

09-13-07, 07:23

Do you mean the web sites with the individual women like the last post that you did?

Is it more expensive if you have them come to your hotel?

I am looking forward to coming to Paraguay, I will be living there for a year or more for my job!Of course it IS CHEAPER to go to the casas. To bring a girl to hotels cost near a $100-150, but when you go to a brothel ("casas", "deptos", whatever) it is only 20 bucks, the most you will pay for the finest ass in Paraguay should be $30. Beware of the "gringo" prices.

Advice: work on your spanish.

Pija666

09-21-07, 21:38

Ticoyo1965

09-24-07, 16:46

I have been checking the asunsex site and came across some ads with this place called the penthouse?

Also how is the issues with the forest fires going in Paraguay?

Martin X

09-26-07, 16:36

First of all thanks to Pija666, you put me on the road. went twice to azara 1270, the tel. no 021 221990, the agency has 10 chicks, all of them so and so, some a little bit older, but it¨is anice place, very clean. Violetta is great. damage 100 for an hour, 130 for an hour and half

Pija666

10-16-07, 23:04

I thought that I wouldn't find anything nice on the streets but this was a QT.

Pija666

10-16-07, 23:08

Found her near the centro (Estrella Street), with a group of very young ones (may be too young for my legal taste).

Rock Harders

10-24-07, 11:46

Mongers-

VISAS/TRANSPORTATION
Just got back from a 5 day jaunt to Asuncion so its time to write the entensive report that I promised Jackson I would write. My associates and I obtained the necessary visas at the Paraguayan Consulate in Buenos Aires to the tune of $65 USD for a multiple-entry visa good for the life of the passport. All that was needed for the visa was the passport, one passport sized photo, the completion of an on-site form, and the payment of the $65 USD. We were able to get airlines tickets on GOL, non-stop from Buenos Aires for $142 USD round trip (included the departure tax from Asuncion). The taxi from the airport to the centro should run between $15-$20 USD depending if it is a metered taxi or a remise.

HOTELS

The first two nights we stayed at the Hotel Chaco (as recommended by previous forum members) which ran $62 USD and included breakfast. The breakfast was a decent continental setup with the addition of free eggs made to order, which was nice. The front desk people at this hotel were helpful and will call chicas to be delivered to your room if you want. However, all they are doing is calling "casa" girls and adding a 100K Guarani fee to the 200K Guarani take out fee for a total of 300K Guarani for the chica.
The last two nights we moved to the 5 star Grabados Park Hotel, located at the intersection of 14 de Agosto and Estrella, in downtown Asuncion. My associate was able to get a special "corporate weekend rate" of $65 USD per night, which is about half of the rack rate. This hotel was almost new and far superior to the Hotel Chaco is every way imaginable, and the buffet breakfest was also superior. Also of note were the free massage and the nice pool and jacuzzi facilities, and the 24 hour room service. HOWEVER, the cocksucker night frontdesk guy added a $20 USD fee to my bill without my authorisation for bringing in a hooker at 5am one night. My buddy made the mistake of not demanding the waiving of guest fees at the check in (as I had done at Hotel Chaco as a condition of our stay).

CHICA SCENE

The best deal of the chica scene was clearly the apartments, with all of the top rated ones mentioned earlier in the thread being more or less the same as advertised, 100k Guarani per hour and filled with young, fresh, good looking Paraguayas willing to please. The girls are all available to come to your hotel for between 150k-200k in total. Fortunately for yours truly, bareback was easy to come by with many of the apartment girls, through either repeat visits, or for first time encounters, simply offering 50k Guaranies more ($10 USD) to lose the condom.
The chica club scene is essentially non-existant in Asuncion, a huge bummer for those who dig that type of thing. There is a place called Karim Club which is total shit, do not waste your time. Also there are some HOT hookers working at the Casino at the Yacht and Golf Club Hotel, which is a 25 minute 75k Guarani cab ride from the center.
For a guy coming into town for a few days good non-pro action will not be super easy to come by, but if I lived in Asuncion or spent some real time there I could really own this town I think in terms of pulling the super hot non-pros. My associates and I were really shocked at the quality of the chicas at the top night spots. We spent alot of time in Villa Mora at the Paseo Carmelitos complex of bars and restaurants and believe it or not the Hooters located across the street. The waitresses at Hooters were smoking hot and eager to meet and hang out with young handsome Americans. On our last night one of my associates and I went out drinking with a couple of smoking hot Hooters waitresses after they got off work, it was a shame it was our last night in town. The girls in Asuncion have a very exotic look to them, many with green eyes, morocha hair and skin, and very large tits with good asses.

OVERALL ASSESSMENT

Overall, I was very impressed with the quality of chicas in Asuncion, and in many ways the hot chicas in Asuncion were superior looking to the hot chicas in Buenos Aires (which is where I live). The pussy is cheap and the food and cost of living are also cheap, and I felt Asuncion was a very safe place, at no time did I feel in danger. On a scale of cheapness for cost of living, I would rate Asuncion cheaper than Buenos Aires, but more expensive than Santa Cruz de la Sierra. The pussy, however, was cheaper in Asuncion than in Santa Cruz de la Sierra. I will back.
Suerte,
Rock Harders (Dirk Diggler on Argentinaprivate.com)

Lexton

10-24-07, 19:35

It's nice you guys had a good time in Asuncion.

Finding the Las Carmelitas area was good work. That Paseo Carmelitas complex is brand new in the last couple of years. Most of the disco/night action is moving to the wealthier suburbs. That whole section along both sides of Avenida España out to/past Shopping del Sol is one of the richest areas of Asuncion. There have been many new businesses and houses built in the area.

The women who live in that area and go to those places are in many ways similar to the Santa Cruz women, from what I have heard of that city, or the women of Palermo in Buenos Aires. They are wealthier and are mostly out looking for guys with the big 4x4's that are so prevalent in that group. A lot of them are good looking. I have browsed around some of the discos looking at the lines waiting to get in on Friday and Saturday night. I don't bother to go in, because it is unlikely someone my age is going to be successful with one of those richer 20-somethings, they want husbands.

You are right that the best success you will have with non-pro talent is similar to Buenos Aires, in that the women working in the restaurants and stores are the best possibility. Their big advantage is that you can meet and talk to them at their place of work. Trying to meet women anywhere else isn't that easy, as you can't meet them easily near their neighborhoods.

The gap between the rich and poor is growing in Paraguay, like so many other countries. Asuncion is small enough that it is relatively easy to pass from an area like Las Carmelitas(equivalent to Palermo/Recoletta) into an area that is worse than Flores, as bad/worse than the suburbs of Buenos Aires. In the worst of these areas is were the working women tend to live.

I went out to visit the family of a chica I have seen off and on for 3 years in Itaugua, a small town outside Asuncion. I had been to her house 3 years ago, but to be safe I took a taxi the 6 blocks from Ruta 2 into the barrio, on a weekday late morning. I was damned glad I did, and I am not shy about walking around here. I got again a better understanding of why it is so hard to get a woman to come to my place on Sunday night. I offer an extra G50k for Sunday, and they still won't take it. They are afraid to leave their house Sunday after 7 o'clock. One woman who will come arrives early at 8PM so she can walk out of her house in daylight. It seems there are a lot more guys out drinking on Sundays, when they don't work.

As a result of this situation, these women generally don't go out much except to work/shop. They can't afford the discos, and their local quilombos are dangerous and ugly, full of drunk obnoxious men.

This situation really annoys me. I have been trying to figure out a good way to meet more of these women, and am going to try some other things. But it is a lot like trying to meet a woman in a Buenos Aires suburban barrio, it isn't easy. You know they are there, but you can't just barge into a barrio and look around.

What Asuncion desperately needs is a place like Newport in BA or Hotel del Rey in San Jose, CR. A place where a semi-pro can go just to pick up some quick money on any given day. I understand the discos were better for that prior to 2004, when they shut them all down, and they started reopening in the suburbs Friday and Saturday only with high prices. For some reason, places that would seem likely for that, like some of the bars on Colon, just can't stay in business long enough for the word to get out. The old Puerto Madero location re-opened as a disco/bar, but closed after about 1 month. So these places have been opening and closing regularly. They seem to last at most 3-6 months. They never have any success in attracting men customers, and they haven't tried to start with women decoys to attract customers. The police may have soemthing to do with this, I don't know.

It is my guess that the private apartments are just totally destroying the club/bar/boliche and even the street scene. They are a good deal, if you like apartments, and it seems there are more all the time. So I think the men are generally going to the apartments for quick sex and then going to the discos/restaurants to socialize with "good" women. My problem is I don't like apartments.

There would seem to be a good opportunity for a business here, if you can figure out what the other places have done wrong.

Ticoyo1965

10-25-07, 02:48

This is really a bad place, all the women are ugly and you would be wasting your money here!

I am afraid that if more people found out about this place it will turn out to be a Costa Rica or high dollar place.

Really, I have been here for a little while and I am going to be living here for the next two years. I have already fallen in love with this place and the women are crazy they will do anything for 100, 000! I will gladly pay cien mil (gurnies) for everything. In fact if you want you can bargin to have the girl all day for 200 cien for a whole day, but that is on the side.

Its weird though if you ask all of the girls they only will work about the average of 3 months then they quit. One girl quite after she was with me at my La cassa, the women of the lacassa didn't want to pay her her half. So she called me and we had a good time for a week end for 200 cien.

One clue though take a shower before you go and put the colone on, they like clean american men. And please always wear a condum!

Lorenzo

10-25-07, 04:14

Rock Harders,

Excellent report! For my money, Asuncion is one of the best mongering spots in Latin America when you factor in quality and price. Prices seem to be the same as they were when I was there a little over a year ago. We should also make it clear that the apartments are in fact brothels, and they are indeed the place to go for the p4p scene. Too bad Asuncion is so hard to get to from the USA.

L

Artisttyp

10-25-07, 04:27

I'd like to do a side trip to asuncion the next time Im in BA. The only drawback is figuring out my lodging situatin in BA.

I was going to go this past june but I wound up not going due to having pre paid somewhere in BA for the month.

I guess If I had a more flexible budget I could go and come back to any hotel in BA but finding the right place with availability was difficult. I dont do apartments.

Also worth mentioning is I banged alot of girls from paraguay in BA(on the cheap) that gave me good service. I figured why waste the time and effort in traveling when I was getting it in BA.

Ticoyo1965

10-30-07, 22:32

I just seen on the web site of asunsex.com that the girls at Claus 1 was asking for 100 usd for everything at the hotel?

I have had girls at my place for 60 usd for 2 hours and EVERYTHING.

Will all of you jerk offs stop getting suckerd into paying high price!

I have noticed some of the places are starting to charge 35 dollars for a hour instead of the normal 20.

Johan007

11-01-07, 13:56

@ Lexton: trust me man...you don't want to be engaged with a latina snob from the upperclass. Even if she gets her own income it's very Unlikely she will pay something for herself from her OWN pocket!!! iow YOU (the guy) have tpo pay.....even up to money for taxi....baño...or icecream or whatever!!! So why marry anyways??????? Better to take a hookie or a semi-pro and get it over with.....saves ye lots of $$$$$ IMHO.
These *****#s are ONLY to be used for sex....and nothing else. Don't ever marry any of these!!! Thats the reaosn why so many latin men fool arround...becoase they KONW they can BUY any women with some $$$;-) The latin women do NOT have any selfrespect at all. Thats why latin men cheat on them. Coz if you don't respect yourself.....how can you respect your partner?????????

@Ticoyo: trust me man I don't even get upset anmore about assholes that pay 100 bucks an hour in a third world country for sex. Usualy they don't speak spanish.....don't know the local scene...and just want to blow their cookies as fast as possible. 100 USD for an hour of sex in PY????? Ridiculous...realy....Thats almost an average MONTHLY income!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would never pay MORE then 20 USD for 1-2 hours....and then she has to be PRIME A looking with a GOOD attitude.OOO and please forget them escort girlie crap sites....sure they are pretty....but way tooooo expensive. They are usualy used by rich argentinos/braseileros or other rich men that are in town and "want to have some fun"....

FTS.....

cheers

Johan

Ticoyo1965

11-02-07, 03:17

First I would rather marry a Paraguayan than any gringa in the world! I would have to say you are right about many latin women that come from the upper class society and that is because they are spoiled. How ever I belive that all americans are spoild and the gringas are worthless.

90% of these women that are pros leave the biz in less than 3 months. If you watch the web site after a period of time their pictures fall off and you dont hear from them. When you talk to many of the pros you will find out that they have lives too and its just a job. I have some of the pros after work and even met their familys, their is nothing crazy about them they are just trying to make a buck.

For the issue of cien, well god bless Paraguay because most still go for the 20. but if they ever get wise and dumb people start paying the prices it will turn into another Costa Rica.

Johan007

11-02-07, 16:04

Reynaldo 2008

11-10-07, 00:02

Why lodging in an expensive hotel?

Embassy Hotel (al lado del supermercado El Pais) mensual rate 900000Gs. Breakfast you can take in Plaza Hotel for 10000Gs (very good) 50 meters distance.

Clorinda Hotel 1200000Gs without breakfast.

Advice for sexual tourists:

Forget Karim Club; in Oct there were working 2 girls. The owner does absolutaly nothing for publication. NO. At topic times 1997-2002 there have been working more than 20 girls.

Playboy Club: on an average two shows a week (Wed. Fri.), present about 8 to 10 girls. If there is show 20000Gs entrance fee. You can call Lilian 0981-474409 or Analia 0982-132973. The star Janet speaks German, too. She works sometimes in Francfort, but her price is high: 100 USD.

Helen Roux makes show in TOP-TOP opposite la Choperia del Puerto, other there Mariana Rodriguez.

Question: Who can offer pics from erotic scene girls in ASU?

Have nice vacations

Reynaldo

Courcheval

11-15-07, 19:12

-More expensive flights to or from Europe (though I yet don't know how the following solution would be: a plane to São Paulo and from there a public bus?Some good oportunities can be found tho. I searched the best option to get to Asuncion from Lyon in France.

Plane seemed to be the fastest and cheapest : 380 Euros + 110 Euros taxes for 3 flights : Lyon to Milano Malpensa (Air France)+ Milano to Sao Paulo (Alitalia)+ Sao Paulo to Asuncion (TAM).

The total travel time : 17 hours ( 15 hours flying) with 45 minutes transfer in Milano and 1 hour in Sao Paulo. Luggage was sent directly to Asuncion, boarding and getting to fly gate didnt take more than 20 minutes in both Milano and Sao Paulo.

The cheapest options to Buenos Aires were more expensive than for Asuncion (515 Euros) with very inconvenient schedule (early morning) and from Madrid (you need to book a low cost to get there).

I d like to nuance the "cheap status" of hotels in Asuncion. If you compare with most towns in Argentina, it s still 50% more expensive and much more expensive than Bolivia.

No need to take a taxi from the airport. They will quote you 90,000 to the center while you can catch a bus (linea 30) for 2,500 which is fairly confortable and will stop wherever you ask him to on his route. If you really need a taxi, just walk 200 meters to the gas station in front of airport, taxis are half the price there.

To go to the bus station from the center, use the linea 38.

I m staying at the city hotel for 15 Euros a night including buffet breakfast with wifi in rooms and a balcony over the street, 2 blocks from the center. This seems to be a good quality/convenience quality price for the town.

I m staying at the City Hotel for 15 euros a night with a good buffet and wifi 2 blocks from the center.

Marco Porteño

11-16-07, 15:33

380+110 euros ? That's amazingly cheap ! How on earth did you manage that ? Did you book a long time in advance ? Did you book the TAM flight through tam.com.br ? I'd love to be in Asuncion again. The women there are really nice (and cheap).
Have a great time !

Regards,

Marco

Marco Porteño

11-16-07, 15:35

Hi Reynaldo,

Please can you tell me what kind of show Helem is doing there ? I'd love to see her because I think she is one of the most beautiful girls of Paraguay.

Enjoy your stay in crazy Asuncion !

Regards,

Marco

Courcheval

11-16-07, 23:05

hello marco,

i used a flight comparator like this one : easyvols.fr. they actualise the offers minute by minute so if you insist or get at the right time you can get lucky. just browse the prices over one month and check the best fare. the usual price was 200 euros higher but the offer appeared for 5 minutes at 3 am and i caught it right away. looks like some companies release better deals occasionally to fill in their lowest occupancy. i booked the flight 3 weeks before leaving. the three flights were sold as a package by alitalia, so they were holding the whole responsability if transfer time was too tight. in sao paulo, some al italia employees were directing passengers to the gates for their transfers. not having to bother with registring the luggage for the two transfers was heaven.

al italia has a fairly bad reputation, but the service i got was good. smiling crew, supportive, bilingual, no flight delay, more films than you can watch, ok food.

i toured different boliches mentioned here. in mid afternoon, many had only 2 or 3 girls, some girls were left alone without anybody to introduce them. but i found a gem in the dust. i strongly recommend babilonia, azara 1270 (/c curupayti). a cute lil mansion with very friendly staff, 10 girls introduced individually, very confortable rooms with private shower and fan. management has to be good because the girls seemed at ease, smiling and joking. i had a very enjoyable time with barbie, a tiny slim girl from argentina, girl friend experience and buena onda. unrushed and natural. same 100,000 for 1h15. <i met the lady boss on my way out who inquired about the quality of the service.

the boliche on 1008 14 de mayo (/c manduvira) has a good setting but the atmosphere was more formal, the bathroom is shared and the shower is in bad condition. toilets were not flushed which left a smelling of [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) in the corridor. a feeling of laisser aller which might mean that management is not present.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Marco Porteño

11-20-07, 12:41

Thanks a lot ! That's useful info indeed.

Martin X

11-28-07, 15:12

Lavinia Produccions in Tnt Farina 364. AVOID, after 10 minutes with the chica the owner enters in the room and wants to renegotiate the price.

Pretty nice experience once, but better not twice

Member #4366

12-06-07, 02:32

Reynaldo 2008

12-10-07, 23:10

Dougus

12-13-07, 19:02

Hello Marco,

Sorry that I am late in response.

Helen works as a stripper up and now in TOP-TOP. She was published in ESTO last october. Personal contact with her is possible any time.

Have a nice time,

Reynaldo

I think the club name is Toc Toc. Do you have contact information for Helen? I will be in Asuncion at the end of December and would like to contact her.

Thanks,

Doug

Pija666

12-18-07, 17:41

Last night, I checked the SW scene in Asuncion centro. Some very good looking girls around in the Palma / Colon / Estrela area but I have no idea how they can make a buck. There are more cops around in this area than SW. Too bad because they seem the only possibility after 9 p. M. , when most of the casas close. I found a few bars in the area as well, but there was nothing interesting available. Most girls there are with their boyfriends. A Question from a friend on my PM.

What can happens if I pick up a girl in front of a cop, do you think?

I think that "normally" nothing happens. Recently I picked up a SW in my car and a police patrol that was passing by stopped right next to me. The girl shouts something like "stop bothering" in a complaining but educated way and what the cops did was stare at me. (and my face was like "I'm really serious here")and then they left.

I think that if smiled probably they probably ask me some stupid questions. The chica then told me that a lot of guys usually have the girl perform some BJ on the cars, but if you go to a hotel with the girls they can't tell you shit. After saying that remeber, some Paraguayans are probably not gringo friendly, and those are the most likely to ask for a "Propina", but nothing else.

I'd never heard of charges for prostitution OR solicitation in Asuncion. I really won't believe that happens in paraguay.

Again, the police, and specially the new police from the municipal goverment is in the street to watch for your safety as a Tourist.

If this doesnt seem to work, and you feel threatened, here are some phrases in spanish to help you.

"soy Turista". I'm a tourist

"tengo un amigo abogado" I have a lawyer friend

"cualquier cosa llame a mi embajada" anything call the embassy

Those seems to scare the cops who don't want any "international" trouble.

SexualTourist

12-24-07, 09:15

Last night I decided to take my car and make a night tour in downtown. I saw some pretty street girls.

It was about 11 pm when finally I decided to stop in corner of 25 de mayo and Iturbe. On the menu 3 pretty girls. I took one for a ride. I asked her if she mind to take a drink, she accepted. We stopped in Hooters, take a couple of beers and then I proposed her to go dance somewhere outside Asuncion (Disco bars in fernando de la mora, the city right next door Asuncion stays open until 5am). So we went. We danced, haved fun, laughted and drink a lot again (I realised she was a good drinker). Finally we went in a hotel. I fucked her very hard as long as a drunk guy can. I back home at 6am. Tired but happy. I payed 50 000 Guaranis (10 dollars) for get laid and of course I payed the drink and the disco enter fee but if you went out with any female here in Paraguay (***** or not) you will have to pay her anything she drinks/eats.

So, if you need a escort for the night, easy to talk and ready to have fun I think you will find your night escort at same street corner I found mine.

Good luck!

Reynaldo 2008

12-31-07, 23:39

Hi there,

To anybody in this forum a happy NEW YEAR and enjoy Asu.

For sex and fun call Samira, she has fair hair; phone 0982/493426.

You can reach her in the Playboy Club too from Tuesday to Saturday.

Let us go.

Reynaldo

Reynaldo 2008

12-31-07, 23:49

Hi Dougus,

Sorry, I cannot serve you with the phone no. Of Helen in the moment. The photo publication of her in ESTO was not taken in Toc Toc.

If you cannot find her there ask directly opposite de la choperia del puerto; there are three places for amusement.

Hope you will have luck.

Reynaldo

ButtLover

01-04-08, 15:03

Hi
Paraguay is really a paradise for mongers, not explored of so many yet.
The quality of the girls are very good and it is cheap !
I visited to Casas.
1. Caballero 903
I fucked 3 different girls there, alla were nice and friendly and the sex very good
2. 14 de mayo 1008
I fuck same girl 3 times , her name was lughan, she was so good !! a really GFE

I lived at Gran Hotel Armele, you can book it online at www.hoteltravel.com
from 40 USD/ night.
There is a bar close to the hotel (se the fuckmap) there are 5-10 freelancers after 10PM i fucked 8 different girls here in 3 days, last day i had a "foursome" se photosection.
I payed them 100.000 (20USD) each

BL

Member #4366

01-08-08, 22:24

hi bl,
looks like you had a great time in asuncion. awesome pictures, especially of the foursome! i remember that bar near the grand armelle you mention in your report but there were no girls inside when i peeked in. i'll post my report later.

Aurab

01-09-08, 00:20

Man! Don't advertise it!! I am planning to go in Novemver 2008. Nice pictures. I was in LIma last November. It is getting a little expensive. No more Peru!

Pombero

01-10-08, 21:47

Hi Folks,

Some experiences to share:

- Jacky (from Massages Thai/Asunsex): probably the most expensive in the ordinary market (G 300 mil for one hour). Wonderful girl. Round and big ass, huge round tits, nice face. Very friendly. Does incredible Thai massage, included in the price (of course you can go only for sex). Unfortunately, doesn´t do BBBJ and anal, items that I value a lot. However, I got French kisses (though she said doesn´t do with everyone...). The place is nice: suite and AC. Overall it was pretty good. Inspite of the price, I will repeat.

- Romina (from P&E/Asunsex): wonderful girl, with one of the most beautiful tits I´ve ever seer. At first, didn´t want to do BBBJ, but after some time licking her pussy, she removed the condom and started a very nice BBBJ, together with exciting moans. Same for French kisses. None at first, passionate after a while (again I had to listen that sehe doesn´t usually do it..). Weak point: no anal (indeed, her tight ass doesn´t show any sign of damage...). Bad news: she´s about to leave trade. One client is taking her along... Price: G 120 mil/one hour

- Marisol (from Elite/Asunsex): in terms of beauty, not on a pair with the other two. However, she´s a nice brunette, with nice face and beautiful smile. Very friendly, does everything you want: anal, BBBJ and swallows gladly. I went for one hour, paid G 100 mil, asked only for oral and came twice in her mouth. She slurped everything with no bad faces or complaints. Also did deep throat and licked my asshole. Absolutely FANTASTIC for those who prize this kind of not so common job. I highly recommend her.

Pombero

01-10-08, 21:59

Hi, folks, some experiences to share:

- Jacky (from Massages Thai/Asunsex): probably the most expensive in the ordinary market (G 300 mil for one hour). Wonderful girl. Round and big ass, huge round tits, nice face. Very friendly. Does incredible Thai massage, included in the price (of course you can go only for sex). Unfortunately, doesn´t do BBBJ and anal, items that I value a lot. However, I got French kisses (though she said doesn´t do with everyone...). The place is nice: suite and AC. Overall it was pretty good. Inspite of the price, I will repeat.

- Romina (from P&E/Asunsex): wonderful girl, with one of the most beautiful tits I´ve ever seer. At first, didn´t want to do BBBJ, but after some time licking her pussy, she removed the condom and started a very nice BBBJ, together with exciting moans. Same for French kisses. None at first, passionate after a while (again I had to listen that sehe doesn´t usually do it..). Weak point: no anal (indeed, her tight ass doesn´t show any sign of damage...). Bad news: she´s about to leave trade. One client is taking her along... Price: G 120 mil/one hour

- Marisol (from Elite/Asunsex): in terms of beauty, not on a pair with the other two. However, she´s a nice brunette, with nice face and beautiful smile. Very friendly, does everything you want: anal, BBBJ and swallows gladly. I went for one hour, paid G 100 mil, asked only for oral and came twice in her mouth. She slurped everything with no bad faces or complaints. Also did deep throat and licked my asshole. Absolutely FANTASTIC for those who prize this kind of not so common job. I highly recommend her.

Jerkus

01-12-08, 02:00

Great map Buttlover! thanks for sharing.

I was planning my first mongering trip to DR, at the last min I had to cancel (work related) and looks like my first country will now be Paraguay. I bought my plane ticket a couple of days ago ($760 round trip from NY), I'll be in Asunción the last week of feb-first week of march, if anyone is interested in getting together to grab a beer and explore the city let me know!

Question, my flight arrives to Asuncion at 1am, is it safe to take a cab to the hotel at that time or should I wait it out at the airport until the sun comes out?

Thanks everyone!

Hi
Paraguay is really a paradise for mongers, not explored of so many yet.
The quality of the girls are very good and it is cheap !
I visited to Casas.
1. Caballero 903
I fucked 3 different girls there, alla were nice and friendly and the sex very good
2. 14 de mayo 1008
I fuck same girl 3 times , her name was lughan, she was so good !! a really GFE

I lived at Gran Hotel Armele, you can book it online at www.hoteltravel.com
from 40 USD/ night.

There is a bar close to the hotel (se the fuckmap) there are 5-10 freelancers after 10PM i fucked 8 different girls here in 3 days, last day i had a "foursome" se photosection.
I payed them 100.000 (20USD) each

BL

ButtLover

01-12-08, 10:09

Great map Buttlover! thanks for sharing.

I was planning my first mongering trip to DR, at the last min I had to cancel (work related) and looks like my first country will now be Paraguay. I bought my plane ticket a couple of days ago ($760 round trip from NY), I'll be in Asunción the last week of feb-first week of march, if anyone is interested in getting together to grab a beer and explore the city let me know!

Question, my flight arrives to Asuncion at 1am, is it safe to take a cab to the hotel at that time or should I wait it out at the airport until the sun comes out?

Thanks everyone!

Hi

My feeling was, that the Taxiguys in Asuncion was "good guys"!
I can recommend a good Taxidriver, but he dont speak English.
His name is Alberto G. Hezzi tel. 0981-982826 , he and other taxidrivers are waiting 50m from Gran Hotel Armele in Av. Colon direction right, when you leave the hotel.
Taxi from airport to citycenter costs 20USD
There are lots of polices in Asuncion, i never felt unsafe.
I am looking forward for your report!

BL

Artisttyp

01-12-08, 18:22

Jerkus

01-12-08, 22:39

Hi

My feeling was, that the Taxiguys in Asuncion was "good guys"!

I can recommend a good Taxidriver, but he dont speak English.

His name is Alberto G. Hezzi tel. 0981-982826 , he and other taxidrivers are waiting 50m from Gran Hotel Armele in Av. Colon direction right, when you leave the hotel.

Taxi from airport to citycenter costs 20USD

There are lots of polices in Asuncion, i never felt unsafe.

I am looking forward for your report!

BLThanks for the info BL

Jerkus - What airline are you taking from nyc and how many hours is your flight ?

All I see are 19 hour ordeals from nyc (with connections) or an average of 9 hours from BA on LAN. The LAN flights blew me away since its only a 45 minute plane ride but the stop over in chile is so long.Artisttyp, I bought my ticket using kayak and I'll be flying with TAM. I believe that there are no direct flights from NYC to Asuncion, so I'm flying down to Sao Paulo and I'll be waiting two hours for my connecting flight to Asuncion, so more or less 14 hours to get to Asuncion from NYC. Same coming back. One thing that I noticed while searching my flight was that for some reason prices increase dramatically over the weekend, so don't buy your ticket over the weekend! I plan on staying a couple of days in Asuncion and then I'm going to try to visit Argentina, it all depends, if I end up having a blast in Asuncion I prob wont make to Argentina =)

El Greco

01-13-08, 01:09

Great reports from all you guys. Im really into trying asuncion on my next trip to BA but I cant help but ask myself " Is it really worth it ? "

Ive had some great experiences with asuncion girls in BA and they can be easily found and had for budget offerings. Actually roughly 60 to 70% of the girls I encountered in cheap BA privados were from paraguay. The best service by far was from them.

What do you think the advantage would be of making the effort to go to asuncion ?

Jerkus - What airline are you taking from nyc and how many hours is your flight ?

All I see are 19 hour ordeals from nyc (with connections) or an average of 9 hours from BA on LAN. The LAN flights blew me away since its only a 45 minute plane ride but the stop over in chile is so long.

Have a look at those three.

http://www.tam.com.py/

www.voegol.com.br

www.tam.com.br

First one is a subsidary of TAM. They have fares from NYC.

I think it would be better to fly to ASU from SAO or BUE,

El Greco

PS Try this one too

http://matrix.itasoftware.com/cvg/dispatch/prego/calendar;jsessionid=F6EA1BBB6D545C560799AB168297E78D

Definetely better to fly to ASUncion on Aerolineas Argentinas for about $800 and for an extra $50 you can add one more stopover at BUEnos

Suerte

Artisttyp

01-14-08, 15:33

Have a look at those three.

http://www.tam.com.py/

www.voegol.com.br

www.tam.com.br

First one is a subsidary of TAM. They have fares from NYC.

I think it would be better to fly to ASU from SAO or BUE,

El Greco

PS Try this one too

http://matrix.itasoftware.com/cvg/dispatch/prego/calendar;jsessionid=F6EA1BBB6D545C560799AB168297E78D

Definetely better to fly to ASUncion on Aerolineas Argentinas for about $800 and for an extra $50 you can add one more stopover at BUEnos

Suerte

Good info thanks. I just got off the phone with TAM. They quoted me a price of $410 RT from BA to Asuncion. I assume I would have to pay the $ departure tax on both ends as well.

They mentioned that I have to use a brazilian credit card when buying online?

I have a free ticket to BA if I want so buying a ticket doesnt make sense.

The same questions comes to mind. What is the advantage of going through all the hassle to get to asuncion when I can put the $500+ to use in BA ? The math doesn't add up in my book.

The bus might be a better option stopping in rosario half way.

Also worth mentioning is if you are coming from new york to asuncion on TAM you need to switch in san paulo.

Rock Harders

01-14-08, 17:20

Artistyp-
Forget about using TAM to fly from Buenos Aires to Asuncion, read my earlier trip report from October 2007, by far the cheapest and best way to fly that route is with GOL. As I posted earlier, very frequently you can score a roundtrip ticket EZE-ASU, including the Paraguayan departure tax, for $140-$160 USD. There is a daily flight leaving EZE around 2pm, so when you arrive from JFK at 11am you clear customs and check in for your next flight with little delay.
Suerte,
Rock Harders
www.voegol.com

Crypton

01-15-08, 02:08

BUTTLOVER,

Is the Gran Hotel Armele girl friendly? Thanks for the map - pretty nice.

Cheers.

ButtLover

01-15-08, 16:47

BUTTLOVER,

Is the Gran Hotel Armele girl friendly? Thanks for the map - pretty nice.

Cheers.

Hello

I dont know !, but i think so
otherwise you can use the ST hotel on the map , i think it was 4 USD/hour

BL

Member #4366

01-19-08, 21:13

My visit to Asuncion, last December, suffered from bad timing. I spent almost week over there, between 3 and 9 Dec. Unfortunately, the weekend of Dec.8 turned out to be the long weekend of 'Nuestra Senora de Caacupe'. This is a major holiday in Paraguay. Everything was closed for the whole weekend, including all casas. The streets were completely deserted and the girls had gone off to their families. Already on Friday 7th, several casas were closed and in the ones I found open, the choice was very limited. I didn't get laid at all on Sat.8 and Sun.9. So, better avoid Dec.8, when you plan to visit Paraguay.

Apart from this drawback, I rather liked Asuncion from a monger's point of view. Price/quality ratio is very good. In the casas (I only visited the casas), the usual hourly tariff is 100k Guarani. That is about 20 USD or 15 EUR. Most of the girls are young and pretty and most of them deliver GFE type sex. I didn't come across one case of gringo pricing (on the Asunsex forum, local guys mention the same prices as I paid). However, BBBJ is not a usual thing in the casas. Either that, or I picked the wrong girl every time. All the girls I've been with insisted on 'forro'.

A few comments on the casas and girls I visited:
Deseos Agency (14 de Mayo 1008). Visited Lujan 2 times. She is a young morena, great body and a pretty face. Very good attitude and a real GFE. Glad you liked her too, BL, you've got good taste!!

Promociones & Eventos (Cerra Cora 217). First had a blond girl whose name I don't remember (Erica?) and a redhead named Cecilia on the next day. Cecilia is another star in my mongers' crown. She is a real beauty and she is not going to be around for a long time - this is BA top-class material! Red hair on both ends, white skin, freckles, round ass, flat stomach and the most magnificent pair of firm, big tits (pink nipples!). She looks younger than the 20 years she claims to be. No BBBJ but still very much GFE. Get her while she is still available at a modest price! I paid 120k G., which is the standard hourly rate in this house. A bit more expensive than most other places but the casa is very nice and clean, the 'mama-san' didn't look like a crone and even spoke some English. Good airco too, which is absolutely necessary in Asuncion.

Sigana Mia (Mexico 451). Fucked a dark skinned morena with big tits in this place. Not more than an o.k. experience. The casa is dark and not too clean.

Valkyrias (Azara 905). When I visited, they had 5 or 6 young girls who all seemed eager enough. They greeted me with big smiles on their faces. I chose Karla (or Carla), a nice morena with a good body and an o.k. face. She was really hot! However, again CBJ only. The mama-san ripped me off by not giving me change for a bottle of coke I had ordered. After my session with Carla, I couldn't find her anywhere so I left without my change. Standard rate in this casa was 100k G. per hour.

Elite (Azara 1565). I went there on Friday, Dec 7th when most girls had already left for the long weekend. The two girls that were still there were not attractive enough to do, so I abstained.

Babilonia (Azara 1270). Visited this place also on the day before the long weekend. Only one girl there who didn't do it for me (she would back home but one gets spoiled very quickly in a place like Asuncion).

A&C (14 de Mayo 1241). Went there several times during the week I stayed in Asuncion but it was closed all the time.

I'm not going to elaborate on what some other guys on this board already mentioned about Asuncion. It is a boring place if you don't know anyone. Next time, I may try to hook up with a 'regular' girl via a 'friend finder' service in order to have some company during non-mongering hours. What bothered me most in Asuncion was the oppressive heat all the time (I'm from the North-West of Europe). It really gave me headaches. If I'll go back there, it won't be in December. The cool season (May-Aug) may be better for me.

A final remark about my trip to and from Asuncion: in both cases, I took the bus from and to B.A. It is a rather long trip (about 18 hours) but it is not too bad when you take a 'coche cama'. I was able to sleep a few hours on both trips. I didn't have any problem on the Argentina - Paraguay border. Nobody questioned me or wanted to search my bags. I guess that they are now getting used to tourists going to Paraguay.

Artisttyp

01-19-08, 21:42

. However, BBBJ is not a usual thing in the casas. Either that, or I picked the wrong girl every time. All the girls I've been with insisted on 'forro'.

Intresting because in BA it's the other way around. The girls from paraguay are the "go to" girls when you need a little extra.

Can anyone else give us some feed back ?

Im curious to know how much you paid for your bus ticket which company and what you did for food ?

Great report thanks for sharing.

Artisttyp

Lorenzo

01-19-08, 22:27

However, BBBJ is not a usual thing in the casas. Either that, or I picked the wrong girl every time.
No, what you apparently didn't do is negotiate. I had no problem getting BBBJ in Asuncion, but I got a commitment from the girl before I committed to her.

I keep saying this until I'm blue in the face: negotiate for services wherever you monger. 9 out of 10 times you'll get what you want, if the girl realizes that not giving you what you want will mean losing a customer.

Otherwise, your impressions of Asuncion were the same as mine: great sex with great looking girls at bargain basement prices. Too bad it's such a pain to get to.

L

Member #4366

01-20-08, 12:05

Right on, Artisttyp, in BA it is usually the Paraguayas that will perform BBBJ. But there, I never have to negotiate. It is just assumed and included in the price. I didn't negotiate in Asuncion but I did ask the girls to do it 'sin forro'. Every time, they refused, even when I offered them a tip. Guess I should have asked them before paying.

About the bus: from BA to Asuncion, I used 'Crucero Del Norte'. I paid 150 pesos (about 48USD). That is 'Clase Ejecutivo' with 'Coche Cama'. There is an even higher class which entitles you to a real bed in your own compartment but that was fully booked. By the way, when I was at the Retiro bus station there was a very long line in front of another ticket office. It was also for buses to Paraguay. I asked the guy in 'my' ticket office why there were so many people over there. He grinned and said: 'they give away free tickets for Paraguayans'. It was a special action for the Caacupe weekend, apparently. Lots of pretty girls in that line, by the way.

On my way back to BA, I used the line 'Nuestra Senora de la Asuncion' in Asuncion. Also 'Clase Ejecutivo' and 'Coche Cama'. The price was 270k Guaranis (about 60USD). That was the highest class available for this line.

Food and drinks were included in the 'Ejecutivo' tariff. Rather good service. However, when you take a lower class, I think that you'll have to bring your own stuff.

El Greco

01-20-08, 18:36

Jerkus

01-20-08, 18:45

My visit to Asuncion, last December, suffered from bad timing. I spent almost week over there, between 3 and 9 Dec. Unfortunately, the weekend of Dec.8 turned out to be the long weekend of 'Nuestra Senora de Caacupe'.Hey Bucanero, sorry to hear about this. I'll be visiting paraguay in late feb but my trip was originally scheduled for the last two weeks of March. After going over the dates I noticed that the 21st is good friday, and figured that since many countries in South America are very religious it was in my best interest to avoid that weekend, after reading your report I feel like I made the right decision.

Bucanero, do you know of any hotels in Asuncion that are "visitor" friendly (cheap, decent)? What about strip clubs? do you know of any in Asuncion?

Thanks!

Member #4366

01-20-08, 22:46

Hi Jerkus, I think that you made the right decision avoiding Good Friday. As to hotels and strip clubs, I'm afraid that I can't help you. I was only there for a few days. Better ask Pija or someone else who lives there. The hotel where I stayed (Hotel City) was not visitor friendly but I'm sure that most hotels don't make a fuss about this. Others in the Asuncion thread mentioned hotels that will allow girls. I didn't see any strip club in Centro but there may be one or more in the suburbs.

Aurab

01-21-08, 00:15

Bucanero

Good info about the buses from BA to Asuncion. I am planning to visit Asuncion in Nov. 2008. (This is the only time I can get away). I love to travel by bus, so I can see country side. I took notes about the info you provided.

Aurab

Pombero

01-23-08, 22:46

A few comments on the casas and girls I visited:

Promociones & Eventos (Cerra Cora 217). First had a blond girl whose name I don't remember (Erica?) and a redhead named Cecilia on the next day. Cecilia is another star in my mongers' crown. She is a real beauty and she is not going to be around for a long time - this is BA top-class material! Red hair on both ends, white skin, freckles, round ass, flat stomach and the most magnificent pair of firm, big tits (pink nipples!). She looks younger than the 20 years she claims to be. No BBBJ but still very much GFE. Get her while she is still available at a modest price! I paid 120k G., which is the standard hourly rate in this house. A bit more expensive than most other places but the casa is very nice and clean, the 'mama-san' didn't look like a crone and even spoke some English. Good airco too, which is absolutely necessary in Asuncion.Bucanero,

I went with Cecilia yesterday and my assessment is a good example of how experiences. And/or perceptions. Can be different. I do agree she has a wonderful pairs of tits, one of the best I've ever sucked. Skin is also very soft. Apart from that, I don't think she's got any special beauty or body. Hovewer, the worst thing was the attitude. Definitely no GFE and a little bit authoritarian. Refused any kissing, aleging she doesn't do it with clients. Also refused BBBJ and her oral was very poor (by now, I guess they all use some kind of very thick condom here. When they do it BBBJ, I can't feel almost anything! ). I've been living here for some time and, by now, I have fucked some women around. After having been with Jacky and Marisol (see my report of some days ago), I just couldn't value Cecilia as you did.

Anyway, experiences and perceptions can be all too different. For those who have a chance, I strongly recommend trying one of the 2 girls above, while they are still around.

Member #4366

01-27-08, 21:20

Hi Pombero, I was sorry to read that your encounter with Cecilia was less than satisfactory. Her attitude was very good with me and she did a great BJ on me (be it covered). However, some guys on the Asunsex forum also complained about her 'cold' attitude, so I guess that she is a toss-up. Perhaps she is one of those girls that needs to feel a 'click' with her customer to perform well.

Thomas

02-22-08, 19:29

Does anyone know how Paraguay compares to other countries in Latin America when it comes to the cost of living. I heard that Paraguay is cheap to live.

If any mongers or non mongers who live in Paraguay, please let me know the cost of living per month.

Thanks in advance!

SexualTourist

02-23-08, 03:20

In a recent worldwide survey Asuncion was listed as the most cheapest city of the world for a third year in a row.

You can view the results of the survey at this url: http://www.finfacts.com/costofliving.htm

Does anyone know how Paraguay compares to other countries in Latin America when it comes to the cost of living. I heard that Paraguay is cheap to live.

If any mongers or non mongers who live in Paraguay, please let me know the cost of living per month.

Thanks in advance!

Satyr6911

02-23-08, 17:38

It's cheap and it´dull!

Johan007

03-19-08, 15:46

fact is that asu still is very cheap for us. americans or europeans. who bring in euros or dollars. but when living and working in py and getting paid in guaranies. this is a whole other matter!

if you realy would get 200 usd a month (in guaranies) lets see if asu still is that "cheap". i doubt it.

right now i pay 8. 50 usd for a gallon of gas (ouch). so i probably would laugh off my ass when taking fuel for a car in py. that is when i get paid here in my country (germany). if i only get paid by py standards. 2 bucks a gallon would be very expensive see what i mean?

lets get real. most peeps down in py don't make more then 200-300 usd a month. that is when they have a job!

just my 2 cents.

johan

Xion149

03-27-08, 05:15

Anyone got any info on this? Where its being held? How to buy tickets?

Kuñataî Paraguay 2008
http://www.elmundo.com.bo/socialesnewII.asp?codsol=9751&edicion=23/01/2008

Looks like it will be held this Saturday 3/29; I'd very much like to get tickets.

Thanks in advance.

Edit: Ok just walking around, I happened to wander right into the place where its being held. Here's directions for anyone interested:

Go to the intersection of Mexico and 25 de Mayo. This is around the 500 block of 25 de Mayo. Start following the numbers UP 25 de Mayo (i.e. towards 600's) somewhere around the 700, 800 block of 25 de Mayo, on the right side is a colorful banner saying "Miss Paraguay" and listing the dates. The 29th is listed as "Mejor Talent" with the coronation of 5th of April. The company listed is "M.A. Producciones" The name of the place itself was something like Trauma, Troma, not sure exactly I went by too fast. Hopefully this will give me a little something to do this trip, because aside from the chicks this place is boooooooooooooring. And hot, and wet. Jesus is it wet, been raining since I got off the plane.

Xion149

03-28-08, 06:41

Checked this place out yesterday, figured it was a good place to start as its listed as the best casa. At 3pm 4 chicas available. Only one I recognized from the asunsex website: Cintia. She was ok, not so much my type, but all four chicks were young and doable. Had Ruby, maybe 5'7", nice natural C-cups, dark hair, nice ass. The lighting is very dark here: buyer beware! Once under the eerie blue light they use in the rooms, looked to be caked up with makeup, and maybe a 7. I shoulda went for the smaller tighter one but I liked her tits, which were super-nice. Paid the 100,000 and off we go.
Nice girl, very responsive (got really wet) and actually asked me if I wanted BBBJ. I'm not yet used to the sort of rapid/mumbly spanish they speak here yet, so I actually said no by accident! She starts reaching for the condom and then it clicks in my head and I'm like "espere... entiendo ahora! sim! sim!" and we both start laughing. Shallow BBBJ, she seemed to be careful about it, but still nice. Then sex twice in a bunch of positions. Nice, but with the bargain basement prices around here, don't think I'll repeat.

Madossa

04-20-08, 11:14

Johan007

04-22-08, 21:56

I checked yesterday with a German living in Paraguay near Asuncion. He said for 1mio ( 140 Euro) you get a nice apartment in the city. Internet cost another US$30-40. Food etc. Extremely cheap. Crimerate not as high as some people think if you follow the "normal" rules: No expensive clothes, Watches or 10k in your pocket.Madossa,

Is that price you mentioned for internet for normal (slow) dial up or a stable unlimited broad band (aka ADSL or Cable) connection?

Still. Like I said before. Cheap for "us". But if you get paid 200 euros a month it's still expensive. I have a stable unlimited fast ADSL connection for 25 euros a month. Never failed me. Never had any probs with it. (I love those boys from 1 & 1 But if you look good there are also other providers that can do that for even 20 euros. A month. !

Offcourse if one could live THERE with money generated in the US or Europe ir could be heaven. Just think about all that young fresh pussy and ass to be taped I am sure (like everywere else in SA) $$$ or €€€ talks Ye just need to work on your spanish and look halfway decent and your set!

Johan

Madossa

05-01-08, 10:06

Madossa,

Is that price you mentioned for internet for normal (slow) dial up or a stable unlimited broad band (aka ADSL or Cable) connection?

Still. Like I said before. Cheap for "us". But if you get paid 200 euros a month it's still expensive. I have a stable unlimited fast ADSL connection for 25 euros a month. Never failed me. Never had any probs with it. (I love those boys from 1 & 1 But if you look good there are also other providers that can do that for even 20 euros. A month. !

Offcourse if one could live THERE with money generated in the US or Europe ir could be heaven. Just think about all that young fresh pussy and ass to be taped I am sure (like everywere else in SA) $$$ or €€€ talks Ye just need to work on your spanish and look halfway decent and your set!

JohanYes sure, it just makes sense when you earn your money in Europe or the US and get paid in PY. I work over the Internet, so it could work for me, but because of personal issues (girlfriend) I can't move there. I was offered a 1MB leased line in Asuncion for $150 a month. Of course this is slower than DSL in Germany, but realy enough for all kinds of work.

Is Guide

05-17-08, 12:18

Anyone have any problems bringing girls into the Crowne Plaza? Thx.

The Hooligan

05-22-08, 14:24

Stopped by Deseos Agency the other day. I must agree, this privado is easy to find. Any tourist unfamiliar with the city can find this place on foot, especially if you are staying at the Hotel Excelsior. It is just three blocks away from the Hotel Excelsior and Mall Excelsior. Very convenient! The front door is still blue and next to it is a small store with a Coca-Cola sign on it.

It was noon when I stopped by. The guy answered and I was led to their lounge room. I was presented with a choice of 5 girls. 3 morenas and 2 fake blondes. I could’ve done any of them to be honest. I ended up choosing the most petite one there, Anahi. She had small perky breasts, a cute little ass, and claimed she was 18. From what I could see, 18-20 was where I would’ve guessed her actual age to be.

I only had time for 30 minutes and I was quoted 70000 Guaranis for it. I then followed Anahi upstairs to an air conditioned room. I must say, it was nice to look up her ass as we walked upstairs.

I had a decent time. CBJ, 69, multiple positions. Her CBJ skills were good and I enjoyed the 69 even more. While not a GFE, it was good enough. For the price, $17, I can’t complain. There are girls on crack in NY that charge more than $17 and those girls are strung out, missing teeth, have not showered in days, etc. Here in Asuncion, I am getting a cute 18 year old with a great, tight figure.

Overall, Deseos was a decent place to go. The only thing I did not like here was that the shower/bathroom seemed dirty. Other than that, I got quality and value and with a weak US dollar, those two words don’t appear side by side very often.

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Is Guide

05-23-08, 15:02

She's 20 according to their website. Which probably means she's 24.... Lol.

Still, she's got a very nice body.

Xion149

05-24-08, 05:39

Anyone have any problems bringing girls into the Crowne Plaza? Thx.

That's a nice hotel (maybe nicest in the area) and I have wondered this myself. Let us know if you succeed in smuggling one in.

Is Guide

05-27-08, 11:03

That's a nice hotel (maybe nicest in the area) and I have wondered this myself. Let us know if you succeed in smuggling one in.

Well, they insist on charging an extra $20/person/night so I probably won't stay there out of protest. That's BS for a suite.

The Hooligan

05-29-08, 23:04

Stopped by the privado called Haren Acompanantes on Rodrigues de la Francia during lunch time. I took a taxi from the main street in Centro (Palma) and it costed 8000Gs so it's not that far away for those staying in the Granados Park Hotel, Hotel Bristol or the Las Margaritas Hotel. If you are staying at the Hotel Excelsior, it's only a 7 block walk. This privado is located on the 1st floor, next door to a tire/auto repair shop. As soon as you walk up the stairs to the 1st floor, turn left and you will be facing the correct apartment door (there are only two apartments on this floor so you have a 50/50 chance of getting it right).

A younger man answered the door and I was led to a waiting room where 5 girls walked in. Mostly morenas and all very doable. The only one I recognized instantly from the asunsex website was Yessica, and that was because of her huge knockers in a nice and tight push-up bra. I love large boobs but I wanted a young girl with nice long legs and I settled for Violeta, a morena with a nice long body. I was not dissapointed!

After paying 60000Gs for 30 minutes, we went to a rather large bedroom and I took a shower and the games began when I lied on the bed. Violeta was a total GFE for me. BBBJ, DFK, multiple positions. She was a real sweetheart and very well into it. Her BBBJ skills could use some work as there was some teeth felt but everything else was just superb. She asked if I was going to come back tomorrow and I lied that I would. She asked me for my favorite color, and when I replied "blue" she said she would wear blue lingerie the next day. I never came back so if any monger goes there and notices Violeta wearing blue, you can blame me.

To be honest, I would've came back but that was my 2nd last full day in Asuncion and I wanted to try another privado before I left. Overall, I had a great GFE for just $15, which is the same price of a medium pizza and buffalo wings back home for me. I still can't believe the cheap prices of mongering here.

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Is Guide

05-30-08, 04:03

Thx for the report. Do you mind if I ask what hotel you stayed in and if it was girl-friendly or not?

Stopped by the privado called Haren Acompanantes on Rodrigues de la Francia during lunch time. I took a taxi from the main street in Centro (Palma) and it costed 8000Gs so it's not that far away for those staying in the Granados Park Hotel, Hotel Bristol or the Las Margaritas Hotel. If you are staying at the Hotel Excelsior, it's only a 7 block walk. This privado is located on the 1st floor, next door to a tire/auto repair shop. As soon as you walk up the stairs to the 1st floor, turn left and you will be facing the correct apartment door (there are only two apartments on this floor so you have a 50/50 chance of getting it right).

A younger man answered the door and I was led to a waiting room where 5 girls walked in. Mostly morenas and all very doable. The only one I recognized instantly from the asunsex website was Yessica, and that was because of her huge knockers in a nice and tight push-up bra. I love large boobs but I wanted a young girl with nice long legs and I settled for Violeta, a morena with a nice long body. I was not dissapointed!

After paying 60000Gs for 30 minutes, we went to a rather large bedroom and I took a shower and the games began when I lied on the bed. Violeta was a total GFE for me. BBBJ, DFK, multiple positions. She was a real sweetheart and very well into it. Her BBBJ skills could use some work as there was some teeth felt but everything else was just superb. She asked if I was going to come back tomorrow and I lied that I would. She asked me for my favorite color, and when I replied "blue" she said she would wear blue lingerie the next day. I never came back so if any monger goes there and notices Violeta wearing blue, you can blame me.

To be honest, I would've came back but that was my 2nd last full day in Asuncion and I wanted to try another privado before I left. Overall, I had a great GFE for just $15, which is the same price of a medium pizza and buffalo wings back home for me. I still can't believe the cheap prices of mongering here.

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The Hooligan

05-31-08, 19:08

For my final visit in an Asuncion privado, I wanted something different. I was in the mood for a MILF or a blonde. There are two good references when in Asuncion to look for escort ads or privados: the Asunsex website and the newspaper called Diario Popular. The Diario Popular costs 2500 Guaranis and has almost a page full of escort ads in its classified section. I checked the Asunsex website and came across Estefania. She was blonde and 27, so she was doubly qualified so I wrote down her phone number. I checked SexualTourist's Asuncion list for the address but the phone number was not on his list. This was to be a new and unchartered privado for this forum.

I went down towards Palma to change some money and have some lunch. My cell phone has international roaming and this proved to be invaluable. For the non-Spanish speaking mongers, or limited Spanish speaking mongers like me, you can try this little trick of mine. I stand near a taxi stand, pull out my cell phone, and call the number to the privado. After I ask if they are open, I then ask "Puede hablar con el taxi por las direcciones, por favor" (Can you talk to the taxi driver for the directions, please). At this point, I walk up to the taxi driver, give him my cell phone and he gets the address and directions he needs to take me there. The only risk with this trick is the possibility he may run off with my cell phone but I ensure I am within an arms reach of him if he decides to make a run for it.

I hop in the taxi and the driver tells me it is only 3 or 4 blocks from where we are (the taxi stand in front of Unicentro on Estrella). Since I'm already in the taxi I decide to take the taxi to it. Sure enough, it was only 3 or 4 blocks away. I pay him and make my way inside the building. It is on the 2nd floor and there are only 2 apartments per floor. It is the farthest apartment from when you reach the top of the stairs on the 2nd floor. Unfortunately, I did not remember to write down the apartment number.

A middle aged blonde woman in lingerie answers the door and I have a seat in a very large lounge room. She introduces 2 girls. One was Yeni, who looked rather young, short and a little chubby but her face was okay. And the other, whose name escapes me, didn't look that attractive and was too thin and young too. The madam who answered the door was better looking. It turns out, she was Estefania. I decided to go with Estefania for this session and we went to the bedroom, which was also large. I only had time for 30 minutes and that would end up costing me 60, 000 Guaranis. I take a shower and I come back to the room to find Estefania waiting.

Estefania's face is good but it definitely shows her age. Her claim that she was 27 didn't look true so when I asked her about her age, she said she was really 29. Even that number is debateable. I thought she looked more like in her early-30s. Still, I wanted a MILF, and as an extra bonus she was blonde, so no complaints from me. She had a great firm body for her age and she takes care of it well and she was light skinned. The carpet did not match the curtains though. Her hair was blonde on top and the snatch patch was dark haired.

We get down to the deed and she starts off with DFK. It was then time for the BBBJ. I must say fellow mongers, Estefania gives a great BJ. Easily the best BJ I've had in Asuncion on this trip. Her technique and style showed experience and perfection. We move to a 69 and I just had to taste that box while she was giving me a splendid BBBJ. I could've blew it right there but I wanted to enter her. She slips on the condom and she hops on top. More DFK and some heavy pounding later, it was sadly over.

After I finished, she pulled the condom off, cleaned me up and offered to give me a back and shoulder massage until my full 30 minutes was up. I layed back down on the bed and she gave me a lotioned massage. Time was up and it was off to the showers to freshen back up. On the way out, I saw Yeni on the couch watching TV. At second glance, she looked good but I was glad I chose Estefania.

Going for the MILF for my last privado visit was a great choice. I wouldn't define Estefania as the GFE type, more of like the office worker experience when you wonder if that girl by the office's water cooler can give a great BBBJ or not. This privado, according to Estefania, was newly opened 2 months ago. It is a nice and large privado. As large as it is, I am surprised that only 3 girls work there. The location is super convenient in the busier part of Asuncion's centro. Just 3 or 4 blocks away from the Las Margaritas Hotel, Granados Park Hotel and the UniCentro department store.

To SexualTourist: please include this privado on your next listing of Asuncion's privados. The address is Estrella 994 and it is on the 2nd floor. The phone number is 0981-166395. I also want to publicly thank you for your research in compiling this list. This helped me locate Deseos and the Haren place with ease.

Again, and I can't state this enough, I can't believe I paid $15 for a MILF that gave a super BBBJ and was a solid performer. Spending $15 back home will never look the same again.

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The Hooligan

05-31-08, 20:17

Thx for the report. Do you mind if I ask what hotel you stayed in and if it was girl-friendly or not?No problem. I was at the Hotel Excelsior and booked through Expedia. I did not bring any chicas back to the hotel so I can't personally vouch if it is chica friendly. It appears to be chica friendly based on a couple indicators I observed. On occasion, I did see women who were either working girls, or dressed like them, transiting in and out of the hotel. Of course, this is South America, and all the young girls dress sexy so it can be hard to tell but at 8pm at night, a hot young girl wearing a tank top and tight jeans looks out of place entering and exiting the classy Excelsior lobby. Secondly, the concierge did offer that he can arrange an escort to come up to my room. When I asked him how much, he quoted me $100. But I declined knowing damn well that I can walk two blocks away to Deseos and get a girl for 5 times less than that.

This was a great hotel to be in. The location is in a less busier part of centro. Across the street is a decent sized mall with a food court, Burger King, Pizza Hut, ATM, supermarket, movie cinemas, and money exchange booth. There is also a news-stand inside the mall which is where I would pick up my morning copy of the Diario Popular and perv at the classified ads. The money exchange place at the mall gives a worser rate than the ones on Palma, 7 blocks away. A taxi stand is across the street from the hotel. A hot breakfast was included and they have a basic fitness center and 3 computers with internet access in the lobby. At lunch time, the food court is a great place, if you speak Spanish, to meet women because many office workers and professional types come to the food court to eat lunch. Many of those office girls were drop dead gorgeous and made for great eye candy.

This is a good time to comment on my observations and opinions of Asuncion. I have to agree with other mongers who have been here before me, there isn't much to do here. Unless you have a steady girlfriend to be with here or are here on business, I wouldn't spend more than a week here.

With the exception of the privados, the prices of all other products in Asuncion are not as cheap as I thought it would be. This is also due to the decline of the US Dollar.

About 99% of the people I encountered in Asuncion did not speak English and the 1% of those that did worked in the Excelsior. Those that speak Spanish may find the Paraguayan Spanish difficult to understand, particularly when that Paraguayan speaks with a Guarani accent.

I had a good time here and I'd definitely come back to Asuncion again just to follow up on the great privado experiences I had here. I can't think of many places in the world where $15 to $17 can get you an attractive 20 year old with a superb body.

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Is Guide

06-01-08, 05:07

The Hooligan

06-01-08, 13:54

Thanks! Your reports are appreciated since this particular forum isn't very active. I'm planning a trip to Asuncion at the end of the year and am giddy at how inexpensive things are compared to what I'm used to in Europe ($400/night easy -- I could book all of the girls in Deseos for the night for less than that!).

My only big worry is that I don't speak a lick of Spanish. I'm going to try and do a crash course with one of these at home learning courses over the next few months, but I'm not optimistic.

The Excelsior looks like a nice hotel, but it's bigger brother the Granados Park seems even nicer.

Can I ask how safe the city is for Americans? What about the club/bar scene at night (non-pro)? Any English-speaking working girls (or non-pros for that matter) who hang out at the Brittania Pub?

It kind of sucks that I've got to get yellow fever, etc. shots before I go though.I would consider speaking Spanish a must if you are going to visit Asuncion, and especially if you want to meet non-pros. I did not encounter one person who spoke English outside of the tourism industry. I've tried those CD courses you buy at a store and I never got very far. I would recommend taking an evening Spanish class at a local community college in your area. It will improve your speaking ability by leaps and bounds instead of talking to a computer screen if you just did the CD thing. Taking Spanish 101 pays big dividends when coming here.

If you really want to impress and dazzle a non-pro for a second or two, learn a few words of Guarani. Guarani is a tribal language and Paraguay's second official language. Paraguayans are proud of their Guarani language. Whenever I spoke Spanish to people they would ask if I spoke Guarani. The only Guarani phrase I learned was "I love you" but I don't think I will be using that phrase anytime soon, especially while mongering!

The downtown area at night is fairly dead. There is one bar called the Chopperia del Puerto, about 6 blocks away from the Granados Park Hotel that seemed to have a little life.

I would agree with you, the Granados Park Hotel is a very nice establishment and located in a very lively part of centro. You are across the street from a variety of restaurants, stores, street vendors and money exchange places. If you are on a tight budget, the Las Margaritas is across the street from the Granados. While Granados is a 5 star, I believe Las Margaritas is a 3 star. They both looked very nice when I walked past them.

Most of Asuncion's people like to go to the clubs and bars outside of the centro area. Face's pub is a popular one. There are some bars in this newer complex called the Carmelitas on Avenida Espana, about a 10 to 15 minute taxi ride without traffic. There's a popular Irish pub there. They even had a Hooters there across the street. I never went to Brittania Pub so I really can't comment on it.

I thought the city was safe overall. I took the usual tourist precautions like I do anywhere in the world: carrying small amounts of money at one time, keep wallet in front pocket, etc. But I never at one time felt my spider senses tingle and felt unsafe.

Just a reminder for any Americans planning a trip to Paraguay, you need to get a tourist visa from the Paraguayan Embassy or Consulate. They do not issue visas at the airport like Chile does.

There used to be a day, a few years back, when the exchange rate was 7000 Guaranis per US dollar. Now it is around 4000 Guaranis per US dollar and falling. I can't imagine what it would have been like when it was 7000 per US dollar. A sexy, latina 20 year old for under $10. WOW!

El Greco

06-01-08, 18:55

I know I owe this forum a report. Unfortunately, thanks to Vista, my computer crashed for its 3rd time (memory?) and I had to format the hard disc so all my info and notes were lost. A few notes out of memory then.

Arrived from Rio whilst my wingman from Montevideo via Buenos. We met at the airport of ASUncion. It is a very small regional airport. There was a public bus service to town crowded and not very comfortable for our luggage. We got an old taxi; they are all old, for about 90k. Had booking with City hotel. Checked in and walked 2-3 blocks nearby to a shopping mall for some food and few groceries.

We didn’t like the rooms at all so we only stayed one night. There was a copa libertadores soccer match the previous evening and most hotels were fully booked. Got a taxista for 30k in the evening who drove us around for an hour looking for another hotel. We finally found the best deal at hotel PHOENIX on a parallel street to Colon near the river.

Large clean rooms with a FANTASTIC view of the river and Chaco forest.
Booked rooms 1105 and 1005 for 100k with decent breakfast. Very low occupancy not many guests. If I remember correctly they said 30k joiner’s fee. Be aware check out at 10:00 am. Negotiated 25k until 15:00 on the day of our departure.

Out of the five days we stayed four of them we were visiting at around 13:00 the Babylonia (also known as "Elite Productions"), Azara 1270, at Curupayty.
Nice place. Prices: 60G-30mins, 100G-60mins. Tel: 0971-138070, 021 221990.
http://www.asunsex.com.py/index.php?agencia=28&f=1
About 15 chicas but the parade will only be about 5 of them unless you insist. Very clean and nice place. Unfortunately only oral with condom. Anal is on the menu from many of them. I also had a threesome for 200k or was it 180k. I don’t remember. I was tipping them 10k each.
On a Sunday we visited another place where the receptionist was queer. Very bad service never went back.
My body also had a couple of sessions with Ave Colon streetwalkers and was well satisfied with their service to a near by motel.

In the evenings we were having caipirinhas and dinner on a Brazilian rodizio on Colon st. Very good food and value for money.
Friday evening we took a taxi 40k to Shopping Carmellitas on Avenida de Espagna. Modern upscale restaurants and bars with “Hooters restaurant” on the other side of the road. Very nice eye candy there. On the way back we found out that bars in the area around Colon st near our hotel were full of people drinking and dancing. No need to go out to Carmellitas.
On Sunday we made arrangements with a taxi driver who took us around Asuncion surrounding small cities from 10:30 to 17:00 for 250k. Very nice excursion to San Benedito or something like that.

Next stop was Foz do Iguasu falls. We flew to Ciudad del Este and from there we hired a taxi to the Brazilian side and back after three days there because our next stop was RIO flying out of Ciudad del Este. Much more expensive to fly from Iguasu
No passport control or anything to Brazil and back.
Once there I strongly suggest visiting the falls. Breathtaking views of the falls both from the Brazilian and Argentinean side. Getting into/out of Argentina they are stamping passports for a ninety day visa. We only stayed for about 8 hrs.

Suerte

El Greco

Is Guide

06-02-08, 05:36

Hooligan: Great info. I know the language will be a barrier, but I'll do my best to learn the basics before I go and will just have to use sign language for the rest.

El Greco: Did the SWs provide OWO? Strange that a lot of girls do anal but not OWO. Opposite of Europe.

BigSmile

06-02-08, 09:25

El Greco

06-05-08, 16:15

El Greco

06-05-08, 16:35

El Greco question

"Next stop was Foz do Iguasu falls. We flew to Ciudad del Este and from there we hired a taxi to the Brazilian side and back after three days there because our next stop was RIO flying out of Ciudad del Este."

How long did that trip take and how much did it cost. I'm thinking of doing your trip in reverse. Starting Rio then Iguasu then Asuncion

TAM Mercosur Ticket GIG-ASU-AGT-GIG R 784,66 purchased at TAM's office in Fortaleza. About R40 less if purchased on line.

Flight both ways goes via SAO (GRU). About 1:30 hrs ground time and you have to disembark and go through security check again.
GIG-SAO 1 hr, SAO-ASU 1:30, ASU-AGT 45 min, AGT-SAO 1 hr, SAO-GIG 1 hr.

If you go GIG-IGUasu you will have to use either TAM or GOL and it will cost you more. Think of going over to AGT/ Ciudad del Este by taxi from IGU and flying to ASU domestic otherwise, I think, you might have to go back to SAO from IGU in order to fly to ASU.
Where are you flying to after ASUncion?

El Greco

Private 69

06-06-08, 17:55

Hi everybody,

I got a lot of useful info on ASU from this board. Thank you. But I just have a couple of questions I can't find the answer to:

1) What is the best time of day to visit casas? I understand they are mainly day time places so I would guess afternoon/early evening? Do they work mainly weekdays or also weekends?

2) Is there any club action on weekends? Is Playboy Club open and worth visiting? Anything similar?

Rock Harders

06-07-08, 02:50

Mongers-
THERE IS NO CLUB SCENE IN ASUNCION, period. There are a few houses that have a bar in them, and maybe a half-ass stage and bar, but there are never any people in them, maybe three or four ugly women, and thats about it; these places are shit. There are however, a couple hundred private apartments, many of which are open at night (the girls live in the apartments). The best girls work during the day, so the best time to go is between 11am and 6pm. On weekends the pickings are very slim, so make contacts during the week. Asuncion probably has the highest quality of girls working in private casas/apartments of all the cities, better than Buenos Aires, Medellin, or Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Unfortunately for your truly, I like the nighttime club scene much better than the daytime apartment scene so Asuncion is not my favorite place for mongering, I have good non-pro hookups there so when I visit Asuncion I hit that up.
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Is Guide

06-07-08, 05:21

By no club scene, are you referring to monger-related clubs or regular night clubs? Because I thought Asuncion had a few decent night clubs.

Mongers-
THERE IS NO CLUB SCENE IN ASUNCION, period. There are a few houses that have a bar in them, and maybe a half-ass stage and bar, but there are never any people in them, maybe three or four ugly women, and thats about it; these places are shit. There are however, a couple hundred private apartments, many of which are open at night (the girls live in the apartments). The best girls work during the day, so the best time to go is between 11am and 6pm. On weekends the pickings are very slim, so make contacts during the week. Asuncion probably has the highest quality of girls working in private casas/apartments of all the cities, better than Buenos Aires, Medellin, or Santa Cruz de la Sierra. Unfortunately for your truly, I like the nighttime club scene much better than the daytime apartment scene so Asuncion is not my favorite place for mongering, I have good non-pro hookups there so when I visit Asuncion I hit that up.
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Rock Harders

06-07-08, 13:53

Mongers-
I was referring to monger related clubs in my previous post. Asuncion does have several decent regular nightclubs, such as Faces, Coyote, Glam, and there are several others. Also, any of the places in the Paseo Carmelitas complex are good for picking up non-pros as well. I have picked up and banged two different waitresses at Hooters, which is located across the street from Paseo Carmelitas. If you are a reasonably young decent looking spanish speaking foreigner in Asuncion its really easy to get with the non-pros; without spanish this is much more difficult as there really is almost no English spoken here. Anyway, the nightclubs are absolutely filled to the brim with hot young regular girls, the clubs always have a favorable female/male ratio, generally 3:2 female/male, mostly young cuties with no money whatsoever looking for a guy to take care of them, as this is about as much as a women can aspire for in zero opportunity Paraguay.
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Is Guide

06-08-08, 05:16

Thanks RH for the info. Can I get an idea of what drinks/bottle service costs in the night clubs?

Mongers-
I was referring to monger related clubs in my previous post. Asuncion does have several decent regular nightclubs, such as Faces, Coyote, Glam, and there are several others. Also, any of the places in the Paseo Carmelitas complex are good for picking up non-pros as well. I have picked up and banged two different waitresses at Hooters, which is located across the street from Paseo Carmelitas. If you are a reasonably young decent looking spanish speaking foreigner in Asuncion its really easy to get with the non-pros; without spanish this is much more difficult as there really is almost no English spoken here. Anyway, the nightclubs are absolutely filled to the brim with hot young regular girls, the clubs always have a favorable female/male ratio, generally 3:2 female/male, mostly young cuties with no money whatsoever looking for a guy to take care of them, as this is about as much as a women can aspire for in zero opportunity Paraguay.
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Volpone

06-08-08, 17:10

"This is a good time to comment on my observations and opinions of Asuncion. I have to agree with other mongers who have been here before me, there isn't much to do here. Unless you have a steady girlfriend to be with here or are here on business, I wouldn't spend more than a week here."

That's the point of vue of Hooligan, but I also heard that or read that on the web. Is Asuncion really a boring place? Is it really impossible to stay there a long time, I mean a few weeks or a few months?
Is Asuncion really worst than Lima for ex.?
I stayed a few months in Lima and I had a good time and wasn't so much bored.
What would be the difference is if you can understand and speaking Spanish, so the stay would be much more enjoyable....
That would be interesting to read your point of vue guys.

Jerkus

06-08-08, 22:32

Hey Guys,

I want to thank everyone for all the info provided, this was my first time in Asuncion, and I have to say, all of you were right. The city is dirt cheap and packed with beautiful women!

I stayed at the Manduara Hotel, I emailed them asking for any promotions/rates and after a couple of emails they quoted me a rate of $34 USD per night (see pic of my room below). They also provide pick up service from the airport for an additional $17 USD.

I met some locals through orkut, I got to Asuncion on a Wed at 2am and I met up with my new friends the next night for a couple of drinks. They took me to a pub called Brittania (three-four blocks walking distance from the hotel - http://www.britannia-pub.com.py). The place had a good crowd, but most seemed to be in groups, I found it hard to approach any hotties. After many drinks we headed to Coyote (http://www.coyote.com.py/asuncion/). Entrance fee was 20,000 guaranis and drinks approx 6,000. I've never seen so many beautiful girls! The girls were very approachable and friendly. I was about to close the deal with one 18yo hottie when one of my new friends (girl) came over and completely cocked blocked me!!! I figured it was my first night out, so I let it slide. After Coyote, at around 3 30am, they took me to Faces (http://www.faces.com.py/), place was packed and again, many hotties all over the place!!! One of my new friends told me that there was a place nearby were semi-pros hang out, the place is called "La Cubana", and according to most people this is a "low life" kind of place. We went to check it out but I left after a couple of drinks since I had to meet another group the next day to go to the falls. The cab ride from La Cubana back to the hotel was approx. 50,000 guaranis.

A couple of years ago I met a couple of girls from Paraguay that were visiting the US, I've kept in touch with them and they offered to show me the city. I get back to the hotel drunk out of my mind (at around 6:30am) and the guy at the desk tells me that I had a message, I read it and it was from my old friends telling me that we were meeting at 7:30 at the bus terminal, I called them and they confirmed that our bus to the falls was leaving at 8am. They bought the tickets, but according the them the tickets to the falls were $20 USD each way (not exactly the falls, but an area close to the falls). We stayed at hotel Dani (I had a single and the rate was 60 reals) The falls were amazing! Our cabbie was a very cool guy, later that night I asked him to take me to a place with chicas and he took me to Cristals. It was still early (11:30pm) I went in for a drink and wow, I've read some bad reviews about this place, but wow, I saw some girls that for me were perfect 10s! One girl approached me, very pretty and according to her she had one week in the business, she quoted me her price as 250 reals plus the fee for the house. Man I was so ready to take her then, but that would have cut my night short. I told her that I would return at 1:30 am. The cabbie took me back to the hotel to meet with my friends, we were supposed to hit a club but there was some kind of holiday and it was closed. They called it a night and the cabbie took me to a local bar. I meet a couple of local girls and with all the drinking I lost track of time, I check my watch and it was 2:15! I stormed out of that place and told the cabbie to pls take me to Cristals, we get there and the place was closed!!! Man I was so disappointed! I asked the cabbie if he knew of any other places and he took me to another place that was still open (sorry guys, I can't remember the name of this place, but my CC was billed as "REST E LANCHONETE R VI FOZ DO IGUACU PR", does it look familiar to any of you?) I invited the cabbie to come in for a couple of drinks, he agreed. The place had 6-8 girls, but only two were knockout material. I invited one of the hotties to sit with us, I had a lot of trouble communicating with her, but thankfully the cabbie was there to translate!! The place has rooms in the back, I paid the fee and we got a room. This girl was a freak!! She started with a nice BJ, I tried every position that came to mind and Greek was on the menu aswell as CIM and BBBJ (my first mongering trip so I played it safe). Man what a great way to start my mongering career. The damage was 110USD, including her fee, the room and the tons of drinks that we had. When I got back to the hotel I saw a girl walking, she was very pretty with a killer body. I approached her and she understood Spanish. She was telling me about her crazy night, drinking and getting high. I figured I had nothing to lose, so asked her if she would come back to the hotel with me, she agreed and the damage was 50 reals for her "cab ride". That girl had a very pretty face with a killer body, just perfect! The hotel didn't charge me for her visit. I didn't get a chance to sleep, one hour after she left I had to meet the girls to go back to Asuncion.

The girls had a night planned out at Glam, nice place. We were a group of 8-10 girls and 2-3 guys, they told me that my part for the VIP section was 50 USDs. We had 4-5 bottles at our tables (Don't know the exact prices, but one of the girls mentioned that you can get a bottle for 50 bucks). I got back to the hotel and called Jessica from Diosa. (I apologize guys, as a rookie I took a lot of things for granted. At the time they had many pictures of Jessica, I figured I would come back and use the website as a reference to write/complement my reviews. I get back from my trip and to my surprise her pics weren't there anymore!!! I was very disappointed.) I asked her if she could come to my hotel and she quoted me a price of 300,000, I told her I would give her 200,000. (sorry guys, I was too drunk and horny to pay market prices). I was a very happy man when I opened the door, she was a good looking girl and man was she eager to get down to business. I took two-three pics of her and got down to business (no nude pics, once again rookie behavior, when I saw her on my bed the last thing that I wanted to be doing was taking pics!!) She was great, I felt like I had picked her up at the club, very gfe. She got to my room at around 5am and left a couple of hours later, I don't know if this counts as a "stay", but I never got an extra fee from the hotel for her visit.

On Sunday we started our night at Brittania, had a couple of drinks with my friends and then went to La Cubana. This place had a couple of very good looking girls, they were dressed very slutty too. The girls at every other place were very approachable and friendly, I tried talking to a couple of girls at la cubana and I just got the cold shoulder (maybe it was because I was just trying to talk to all the perfect 10's!!) After 2-3 tries I gave up and went to the bar, straight to the point. I started a conversation with the bartender and after a couple of drinks and nice tips I asked him if he knew how things worked. He called and introduced me to three girls that had potential for p4p, one of them was very hot but she was busy with a group of guys. He told me to return Mon or Wed, that those nights are usually better.

The next day I decided to visit a casa, Sigana Mia, the place is half a block from the hotel (I could actually see the door to the place from my room!) They had four girls. Guys to be honest, by this point I was spoiled by all the hot/beautiful women in Asuncion but I went with the most doable at the casa, Jessica/Yessica (different Jessica, not the one from Diosa). she was a good looking girl that if had seen her at the beginning of my trip I would have rated her 2 points higher. She was very friendly. I went for 30 mins (60,000) and I was very please with what I got. I went back to this place two nights later (after a night partying), it was close to 5am and all the girls were sleeping when I got there (except Yessica, she was busy). I choose Karen and I regretted my decision. She had a nasty attitude and her service was very mechanical, I wouldn't see her again.

Next couple of days I spent my time chilling with some of the girls I met at the clubs and friends. I was able to visit Lethys, I saw an add on the newspaper and Lethys picture looked pretty hot. Karina opened the door and told me that Lethy was busy, but that she was available as well as another girl (Pamela). Karina wasn't really my type so I went with Pamela. Very pretty face with beautiful eyes, she had the jlow butt (not a big plus for me), I'm not a big fan of jlo butts. Great attitude and service.

On the night before my last day I decided to visit Jessica at her casa ( Diosa Producc), with cheap prices at the casas I wasn't going to overpay again. We got into the room when the a girl knocked on the door, she was dropping our beers. As soon as she left I asked Jessica who her friend was and told her if she could ask her to join us. She was a little unsure at first but went for it. This was my first threesome and guys it wasn't what I was expecting. I had in mind lesbian scenes from porno movies, but every time they tried to touch they they would stat giggling non stop, bummer. I was having such a great time that I had to go for a second hour!

I apologize for the lack of details (names/pics etc), but I made a lot of rookie mistakes as a new monger. I promise to do better next time.

I never went back to la Cubana, so I never found out firsthand if some of the girls there were available for take out. Out of the five girls that I saw, three had BBBJ and CIM on the menu and were complete gfe. With the exception of Karen, all girls had an amazing attitude.

I'm thinking of going back before the end of year, hopefully I can meet some of you guys down there!

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Is Guide

06-09-08, 11:13

I met some locals through orkut, I got to Asuncion on a Wed at 2am and I met up with my new friends the next night for a couple of drinks.

Great report! Out of curiosity, did the girls you meet on Orkut speak English? My Spanish skills are non-existent and I'd like to find some regular girls to hang out with at night (dinner, clubs, etc.) just as friends (I'm happy to pickup the tab).

Thanks!

Private 69

06-09-08, 18:02

Great reports. Thank you guys.

I've been to Asuncion on business and always thought it was boring, but I guess I just didn't get to the right places! Now I know a lot more.

Lexton

06-10-08, 23:24

Let me try to put some of this stuff in perspective for you guys. As usual, there are a lot of misconceptions here.

The reason people say Asuncion is boring is because it is. Asuncion is a small city. The population of the metro area is about 2 million, IIRC. That is 1/7 of Buenos Aires. And about half of that is poor. There isn't enough population to support enterprises like theaters, clubs, casinos, etc. So there is practically nothing to do, especially Sunday through Thursday. Friday and Saturday have the discos. There are karaoke bars. There are no good restaurants. Paraguay food is terrible. They like their food very plain and tasteless. I have tried to introduce people to food with taste but they generally don't like it. This is the only country I have seen that does not like Italian food. They eat pasta with a milk sauce, almost never tomato sauce, for example. They generally don't like even tomato sauce. The tourist attractions of Paraguay are generally nature type things, and they are not very notable, so there are no touristy things to do.

From a mongering perspective, one very important thing to know about Paraguay is that the income gap between the upper class and the lower class is almost at the level of some African countries. It is one of the highest in the Western Hemispere, if not the highest. Only Bolivia would give it competition. There actually is a lot of wealth in Paraguay, especially now. The people who own land are making a fortune exporting commodities. Beef, soybeans, sesame, corn, sugar cane, even charcoal are at record high prices. There is a huge influx of dollars coming into Paraguay, which is why the dollar has fallen so badly. The dollar has fallen from Gs 4.800 to Gs 4,000 since December. Some projections are that it will continue to fall to Gs 3.000 within a year. Add to this internal inflation of anywhere from 10%-20%/year(they lie about it here too), and Paraguay is getting more expensive rapidly. But all of this money is concentrated in the upper class. The lower classes do not benefit, because the dollars are mostly spent on imports and go right back out of the country.

The point of this is to know that the environment of the discos, especially those of the suburbs of Villa Morra and Carmelitas(Glam, Coyote,Kilkenny), are in wealthy areas. There are indeed a great number of young women in the 20-25 age group that go to these discos. They are looking for fun and boyfriends. And their families are wealthy, relatively. The houses in these suburbs run from $150,000 to $700,000. Many of the people who live here are politicians and government employees. Many of them earn a lot of money from corruption, but they still have it. These women want weddings, they don't want to sell themselves for short time sex. These discos are essentially no different from the discos of the US.

The same sort of thing applies to the discos in Fernando de la Mora, like Faces. These are not actually in Asuncion. F. de la Mora is the next town over, but is essentially a suburb. They are there because they closed all the discos in Asuncion in 2004. Faces used to be in Asuncion on Ave Brasilia. It reopened outside of town and a couple others opened nearby. In 2006, they started opening discos in Asuncion again, in the wealthy suburbs. There are also some new ones in el centro, but they don't get much business. Asuncion really screwed up here. They are not going to get customers back downtown from Carmelitas, etc easily. The strong bar closure law they passed in 2004 really screwed things up royally, and now they can't get the genie back in the bottle.

These discos generally are open Friday and Saturday, and a few on Thursday. Most people arrive between Midnight and 1:00 AM, and leave in the early morning, 5-6:00 AM.

Poor people generally don't go to these areas. For one, there is almost no public transportation to these areas after 9:00 PM. Only taxis, which are very expensive. There is a 30% taxi fare premium after 10:00PM and on Sundays and holidays. Taxi fare from Asuncion center to Faces at night is about $15 each way, $10 to Carmelitas. So one must go by private car. And the poor people don't have cars, so they generally can't go even if they wanted to go and try to pick up some money.

There are going to be exceptions, of course. But anyone who thinks they can come here and go to these discos and leave with a different woman every night is going to have a dull vacation here. In these areas, you are essentially in competition with well heeled locals. Read carefully the postings of the others here. Notice that no one scored with the clientelle of any of these places.

The way to meet poor women in Paraguay is the most difficult. One must meet them at work, in their neighborhoods, or through recommendations of others one meets in these places. In short, networking and hustling. Unfortunately, this is not a good method for a short vacation, as it is not a sure thing. It isn't even that easy for a resident.

The internet(Orkut) is not a good way, because anyone who can use computers and read and write well is going to be in the middle/upper class and not going to be on the program generally.

Interestingly, this same income gap situation is the reason that the apartments are still a good deal. Women can work in the apartments during the day, which helps with transportation. The wage scale for the poor is low, so the women will work for a low income. The income for a woman working in an apartment is generally less than GS 4,000,000 or $1,000/month. This is for working perhaps 10 hours/day, 6 days/week.

But as good a deal as the apartments are, it isn't worth coming for. How many times can one fuck a day in an apartment? If one saves $20/fuck on vacation, it still isn't worth wasting the rest of the time. It is far better to go to a place like Rio, Columbia, or BA; more expensive but also much more fun. Interestingly, it is this reasoning that is always quoted by the vacationing mongers in these places for not worrying about driving up prices. They are right in this regard. For a short vacation of 1-2 weeks, these places are a much better value. The cost per fuck is not really that important, relatively, for a vacationer.

I don't normally say much about all this, because people will just think I am dumping on Paraguay. Every once in a while, there is a burst of enthusiasm, and a lot of postings. I guess the current activity is caused in some part by the fall of the dollar in Brazil. But consider this: Nobody comes back. Look at all the postings here. People who come and post, even the ones who say how great it was, don't come back and post again. There is a good reason for this.

I am here again because I am obtaining residency here. It seemed to be the least of all evils, but now I am not so sure. I am wrestling with this decision right now, so this thinking is good for me. I am looking longingly at the Phillipines, but can't really decide to change, for a variety of complex reasons. Argentina is impossible because of the tax structure there, as is Uruguay. So I still am not sure of what I will ultimately do.

Jerkus

06-11-08, 01:48

Great report! Out of curiosity, did the girls you meet on Orkut speak English? My Spanish skills are non-existent and I'd like to find some regular girls to hang out with at night (dinner, clubs, etc.) just as friends (I'm happy to pickup the tab).

Thanks!Hey Is Guide,

I met 5 people through orkut (I must have sent messages to at least 50 though!) and only two understood English, a girl and a guy. The girl works in the services industry and travels often to Brazil and Argentina, she gave me a tour of the city and I met with her once for drinks (she had a boyfriend, I still keep in touch with her). The guy was a programmer and even though he understood English I would always try to talk to him in Spanish, his English wasn't the best and I couldn't understand half the things he tried to say. I want to clarify that my approach on orkut wasn't to meet girls, my approach was to meet locals (guys or girls). I would ask them for bars/clubs to visit or things to do during the day. Out of the five people I met using this service, the guy turned out to be the best. We met with his crowd of friends a couple of times and I would end up meeting some of his girlfriends. And when hitting the clubs he turned out to be a good wingman.

Hey Lexton,

I hope that your post wasn't directed at me, if it was, I apologize. I wrote such a lengthy post describing my personal experience without making it clear that it was just that, my own personal experience. I guess that if it had not been for the girls that I met here in the US, and those five people from Orkut my story would have been completely different, since most of nights at the clubs/bar/restaurants always involved them and the people I met through them. Towards the end of my vacation I chilled with girls that I met at the clubs, but it all goes back to the same thing, I would have never went to those places by myself. I read your post and I completely agree with it. I would be lying if I said that I went to the club and hooked up with hotties on the first night. Out of all the nights that I went clubbing, only one girl gave me the impression that she would do something the first night, but I never found out since I got cocked blocked. I met a girl at Coyote and it took three dinners and a night out at liquid and glam to get one kiss! I met a lot of cool people on this trip and I still keep in touch with them. I will def go back and I just hope that my second trip turns out to be half as fun as this one.

Private 69,

I visited Playboy on a Tuesday night. I was looking the the strip club experience in PY. They only had 4 girls working (to be honest I had seen hotter girls at las casas). They had a three (maybe 2 or 4, sorry my vacation was in Feb, I don't remember the exact number) drink minimum and the girls only strip upon request. Its a nude dance and if remember correctly the girl said it was 100,000 guaranis for the dance. The girl that I was talking to said that she would leave for 250,000 for one hour plus hotel. She was cute but not worth all that money, so I passed on the offer.

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Is Guide

06-11-08, 04:40

A well written post Lex with a lot of good background info.

But if one isn't looking for a one-night stand, are the girls in the clubs approachable just for a fun night out?

The privates seem like the logical place for p4p activity. But that doesn't mean you can't have "regular fun" at night too...

Private 69

06-11-08, 16:20

Once again thanks, Jerkus and Lexton I found both your posts very interesting and informative, all the more so because you are coming from different perspectives.

I got the answer to my question about the best time to visit casas, which didn't really appear on the lists anywhere. In fact many of my friends prefer this schedule, I'm not sure I do, but I might be recommending Asuncion to them soon.

Jerkus' post was really useful, I certainly understood from the beginning that he was not really talking about P4P, but Lexton's comments are very useful especially if you've never been to Asuncion before.

At least now I know if I want to go to regular clubs which to ask taxis for and what time to go. I was in Asuncion in 2004 just after they closed all the bars and remember driving around in a taxi in the early hours of the morning with the guy I was traveling with, looking for places that were open. There was nothing except some kind of half-outdoor makeshift disco in Fernando de la Mora, which was actually fun but obviously not built as a club at all, very primitive. Now I know there are new places open so on Friday or Saturday I can ask taxi drivers for Faces, Coyote etc and have a reasonable chance of having a good time. Will pass on Playboy Club and probably won't waste time on Orkut.

What Lexton says is exactly right. About being "in competition with well heeled locals" however, I wouldn't necessarily regard this as a problem. You could also put it like this: "in competition with the same small closed group of people that the girls have known since they were kids". Young girls do have a tendency to go for something different, and in this crowd they are much more likely to speak English and indeed be keen to practice.

The good thing about being a foreigner is you have much easier access to all social groups than the locals do. A poor Paraguayan and rich Paraguayan will 99% never get together as a couple, never even go to the same bars or clubs. But as a foreigner you can do what you like, be open and honest about it, and locals will find it charming.

That is why I was interested that Jerkus said the girls in the clubs were very approachable. That is not something you will find so easily in bigger cities. Fully agreed, however, it takes time and effort.

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Lexton

06-11-08, 21:26

jerkus, you wrote a very nice post. sorry if i seemed to be referring to you, i wasn't. i was mainly referring to the general line of thinking of all the posts over the last month or so. i understood what you were saying perfectly, and understand your enthusiasm. i am probably more cranky than i should be because i am getting worried about my decision. i am actually waiting for my permanent residence, so i can get a cedula, etc. meanwhile the damned dollar has me really scared, it broke gs 4000 yesterday, to gs3980. this crap is getting out of hand. "bailout benanke" and his buddy paulson are trying to destroy what little is left of the economy, this time with welfare for the banks, giving them my money.

what this does to you goes like this: last year, newspaper abc color cost gs4000, the dollar was at gs5000, so it was $.80. now, it costs gs5000(a 25% increase) and the dollar is gs4000, so it is $1.25. an increase of 56%. and so it goes. diesel is $5.00/gallon, regular $4.50/gallon, and rising. and so on. many have the impression paraguay is very cheap, and it is for some things. other things are cheap but of questionable quality. that tends to keep it low on the expensive cities list. so i don't know how far this goes. argentina has bad inflation also, but at least the peso has held and even fallen a little, around ap315/dollar. so i am regretting a little coming here from argentina. after i get my cedula, i can travel again.

as jerkus says the girls are likely to be at least as approachable as girls in discos anywhere. for a fun night out, the question would be: to do what? she is already having a fun night out. your only real option is more of the same, in this or another disco. there isn't much else. and if you can't speak spanish, it is unlikely you would be able to communicate well enough to set this up, and appear interesting. she is not likely to be overwhelmed by your money.

my main issue is to point out that these places are not like help in rio, a disco with working women. and i sorely wish there would be such a place in asuncion. we need it desperately. any girl working in these discos is not going to be obvious. very few are working, they are just looking for fun. and you have to be a little careful about being offensive. interestingly, i also think the apartment scene has destroyed the club scene completely, and really hurt the street scene. again, in 2004, there was some club action in karim and playboy, and some bars on colon. but it was starting to die. there was no internet, and the apartment scene was there but not really well developed. now the apartments are well developed and well advertised, so why would the locals put up with club prices?

if you looked at my old posts, you would see that i have been frustrated about the situation with meeting women for some time. i don't like the apartments, because i only like spinners, and they are practically non-existent there. so i have to look harder. when i first came here in 2004, it was totally different. the downtown was much more active and interesting. with that damned bar law, it just died. there are some attempts now to revive it, but these are not likely to do much for mongering. the women would come back to the city if there were more clients, but i don't see that happening soon.

this issue of transportation is more important than you would think. the women don't like to work were they live and play, so they want to work somewhere else. i had a friend who lived in lambare near the terminal, that used to work 4 years ago on av mariscal lopez, 4+ km away. she said that she would have to stop working because the taxi fares had increased and that she might only earn gs50,000-gs100,000 in a night, but the cab fare back home was gs30,000($7.50). it just wasn't worth it. so she gave it up. i asked her why she didn't work near the terminal area, and she said it was too close to home, she might be recognized. this may explain in part why almost all the women have disappeared from av mariscal lopez, and there is much less downtown. i think the taxi drivers really hurt themselves and all of the bar businesses when they put in the 30% night premium in 2005.

i am thinking about this again because if i get a place to live, i need a place with good public transportation if i want women to be able to come visit me. there are actually very few places outside of the main city center around streets palma to haeda that have decent access from most areas(with no more than 2 buses). and these places are either very expensive or very commercial, unfortunately. and living around those centro streets is not very attractive, as it is declining rapidly. so i am hassling with where to live. the areas carmelitas, jara and that whole section north of av españa, where there are so many good homes, are hard. one has to do 3 buses and possibly change buses downtown to get there from nemby, san lorenzo, capiata, ypane, itaugua and other suburban areas where many poor people live. and after 8:00 pm, forget it.

i want to emphasize again how small asuncion really is. it is huge in area, because it is all 1 and 2 story construction. there are few apartment buildings, and they are expensive. but in all of this area there are only 4 very small shopping malls. the original city center has declined to a developing slum. the stores are generally not pretty and spread out. new commercial growth has mostly been in the wealthy suburbs, very spread out. for the lower classes, there are an enormous number of barrios constructed and being constructed in the areas all around, for a distance of 30 km. they typically take a piece of land and divide it into 12m x 30m(360m2) lots, with dirt streets. a major improvement is to upgrade a street to stone. there is no public sewage, only private tanks in these. a stranger is not welcome in these, and they are dangerous. public transportation from these barrios is marginal. this also serves as the paraguay version of public housing, rather than apartment complexes. rep001tered here and there in all this are other barrios with more upper class homes.

there are no pedestrian streets like florida in buenos aires. the wealthy paraguayans go to argentina and brazil to shop for much quality merchandise. so another of the reasons it is boring is that it is so hard to get anywhere and find anything, nothing is concentrated.

i guess i would echo what rock harders said. if you are a reasonably young spanish speaking person, you can still come here and have a good time. with effort, you can fool around with the women from the discos. with more effort, you can probably get down with some of the poor non-pros. transportation is a huge problem. anybody can get laid in the private apartments during the day. but rio, buenos aires or lima this ain't.

Is Guide

06-12-08, 09:40

Sounds like a good approach. Thanks!

Hey Is Guide,
I met 5 people through orkut (I must have sent messages to at least 50 though!) and only two understood English, a girl and a guy. The girl works in the services industry and travels often to Brazil and Argentina, she gave me a tour of the city and I met with her once for drinks (she had a boyfriend, I still keep in touch with her). The guy was a programmer and even though he understood English I would always try to talk to him in Spanish, his English wasn't the best and I couldn't understand half the things he tried to say. I want to clarify that my approach on orkut wasn't to meet girls, my approach was to meet locals (guys or girls). I would ask them for bars/clubs to visit or things to do during the day. Out of the five people I met using this service, the guy turned out to be the best. We met with his crowd of friends a couple of times and I would end up meeting some of his girlfriends. And when hitting the clubs he turned out to be a good wingman.

Volpone

06-12-08, 11:39

Thanks a lot Lexton for your point of vue.

After reading your text, I will take some time to think about it if it would be better for me to go and stay in Barranquilla or some other places in South America.
I already know B.A., Lima, Guayaquil and Rio (and I mean I stay in all these places more than 2 weeks) so I think that would be interesting to live a few weeks or a few months in a place where nearly no tourists stay a long time.
However that's nice to hear the disadvantages of the place, so I will ponder about them.

Lexton

06-12-08, 19:52

Thanks for the comments, Valpone. They do make me realize that my posts seem extremely negative. What they are trying to be, however, is a realistic picture. If you look at all my posts, here in WSG and in ArgPriv, you will see that I tell it exactly the way it is, and yes, I try to point out the risks. For some reason, people have a tendency to be cheerleaders for a place, especially if they had a good time, and people get overly enthusiastic about a new adventure, me included. But you will also see that later travelers confirm what I have said.

I guess one reason I do this is that I feel it is important. That damned Lonely Planet guide could have gotten me killed in Puerta Plata, Dominican Republic back in 2000. Because of the way they write "tell only the good side of everything, even if it presents a totally erroneous image", I had no idea how much trouble I was in arriving by bus in the late afternoon with no hotel reservation, and only the Lonely Planet guide. With the help of a cop and more or less honest cabby I got through it OK. But I swore I would never again rely on a travel guide. How was I to know how much of a dump most of Puerta Plata was, especially around some of the hotels they had listed? The place I ultimately stayed wasn't in the guide, and was better than the stuff they had. And I was out of there and off to Sosua after two days.

The other side is that to be successful, one needs to deal with the reality of a place. For the right type of person, Paraguay can be OK. I enjoy Las Vegas but think it is too much, and tend to prefer things more rustic and unpretentious. And "unpretentious" may be a good word to describe the bulk of Paraguay.

Member #4151

06-14-08, 22:00

I have lived off and on in Lambare since 2005. Unfortunately its been off since June 18 2007. Overall, its one of the most boring capital cities I've been to in SA. Its an utter dung heap. The center is ok but its mostly a shit hole everywhere else. Like has been mentioned, theres no good hangout spot like copacabana or florida/lavalle/recoleta in Argentina. The casas are the one good things about asuncion. Basically one of the few good things. Even the casas arent tottally awesome. Heck, I would say there is a 50/50 chance for me to leave a casa thinking damn that was a nice chick. There are hotties in the casas but sometimes the fotos on asunsex get you worked up and then you get a more busted up person when you arrive. Other times you get a wonderfull treat. Like has also been mentioned before, if your not shagging everysingle day in the casas then asuncion is boring. Even after you do shagg you have like 23-23. 5 hours left with nothing to do in a boring shithole. My case is a bit different, I married a paraguayita, so I have an excuse to hang out in such a boring spot. But I have kids and honestly don't want them hanging out on cobble stone diarrhea streets. Violence isn't such a concern but people down there seem to have a different perspective about accidents, cars, falling roof shit from neighbors enormous potholes in streets. I don't know, If I could live there believe me I would take it in a second over the stresssed out lifestyle in the states but I wouldn't want to try and make a living down there. If and when I'm in a position to live in SA again I think we would live in Bs As, even though that city isn't perfect either. I wish they could take the white women of paraguay and Bs As and the low violence of parguay and transplant that to copacabana and erase all the lowsy tourists, peanut peddlers etc. , then I'd have my perfect shangri la!

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Jerkus

07-04-08, 01:28

Jerkus, you wrote a very nice post. Sorry if I seemed to be referring to you, I wasn't. I was mainly referring to the general line of thinking of all the posts over the last month or so. I understood what you were saying perfectly, and understand your enthusiasm. I am probably more cranky than I should be because I am getting worried about my decision. I am actually waiting for my permanent residence, so I can get a cedula, etc. Meanwhile the damned dollar has me really scared, it broke Gs 4000 yesterday, to Gs3980. This crap is getting out of hand. "Bailout Benanke" and his buddy Paulson are trying to destroy what little is left of the economy, this time with welfare for the banks, giving them my money.
Hey Lexton (or any local in Asuncion),

Question, as a local do you know of any escort agencies/girls in Asuncion (the model type)? One of the nights that I went out drinking (Coyote) there were two guys with approx 8-10 girls. My friend tried talking to one of the girls and the guy told him that she was with him. To make a long story short, the guys were really cool and they invited us to drink with them. With the exception of one girl, they were all really hot (not to mention that they were all wearing really, really sexy provocative outfits)! I was talking to one of the guys and he tells me that they both own a modeling agency and that the girls were their models. I bought the whole story. We leave Coyote to go to Faces, outside the club these guys start touching the girls all over, couple of the girls are lifting their dresses, taking pictures half naked! The two guys were big dudes, and under normal circumstances they would need some serious game to even land an avg looking girl (not trying to be shallow here, just to put things in perspective). At faces, I buy the first round of drinks. One of the girls starts giving everyone lap dances (unfortunately for me, it was the ugly one). Towards the end of the night one guy starts making out with a really hot brunette (a 9.5) and the other one with a blonde with bright blue eyes (a 9.999)!!! Since that night I've been wondering if they were "models" or escorts, because I want one!!!!

Thanks in advance.

Lexton

07-04-08, 21:51

Question, as a local do you know of any escort agencies/girls in Asuncion (the model type)? --snip-- he tells me that they both own a modeling agency and that the girls were their models. --snip--- Since that night I've been wondering if they were "models" or escorts, because I want one!!!!

I guess I would respond with a question: "Are the women posing in the mens magazines "models", "escorts", or "providers"?". Answer: "That depends on how much money and influence(especially influence over their career potential) that you have.

More directly, it is very possible that the quys DO have a model agency. There are a variety of these model agencies in Paraguay and like all these types of business, I am sure there are some more legitimate than others. I personally don't know of any illegitimate ones. There have been newspaper articles(some are here in old posts, IIRC) about prosecutions of model agencies for pimping and exploitation. The clients were indicated to be well connected, powerful politicos. Any illegitimate ones are likely to be somewhat discreet. This area is always ripe for exploitation of the women desiring to be models. In ArgentinaPrivate, there is a whole thread(something about "Living the Dream") posted by someone giving progress reports on an agency they created for just this sort of thing.

There are agencies that hire a lot of "promotoras" for various advertising promotions also. These women are popular in supermarkets, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. I think a big reason for their popularity is that they serve as part of the supermarket security against theft. Many large supermarkets have practically one person for every aisle some nights. These women probably have potential for conquest, but it is not a sure thing because 1. They are earning a modest living already, and 2. They are likely to be aspiring to some higher career.

On the discos, there is another possibility. There was a newspaper article a while back talking about a disco in Fernando de la Mora(the town) that was NOT one of the ones on Mariscal Lopez(Faces, Z). It seems that one of the young guys was murdered after leaving the disco, IIRC. They interviewed a model whom he had hired to do a "Parade" for him. They showed a photo of 2 young couples sitting watching a model parade in lengerie if front of them(if one was the guy murdered, who took the photo and why?). From the couches in the scene, and the drinks and bottles on the table in front of the couple, they had to be in the VIP area of the disco. The model said that she did not know the guy, that he paid her to do a "parade" and because she is a professional, she did. I got the distinct impression that this was a service of the disco, having models that for money would do a "parade". As to whether there is potential for more, go back to my original point.

"Dougus" used to post here on this subject. He was trying to find models available here in Paraguay, and claimed to have some success in getting connected to some. From the tone of the whole thing, I gather it involved a lot of searching and money.

My final comment on this would be: "Why in the world would you want to get involved with an aspiring model?" If you DO NOT have significant influence over her potential career, any service you get is almost certain to be terrible. She doesn't want money, because an advance in her career is worth more than you even have, let alone are willing to pay. Further, she would have to be VERY protective of her body, because it represents what she sees as a potential BIG OPPORTUNTY. And the more successful the model is, the worse this is going to be. To go with a world class model, you would have to deal with her agent, her insurance company, and her lawyer, in that order. The contract would include lots of potential liability on your part, and very limited activities.

I would suggest to you that the way to have a much better time is to go with a woman who is working as a provider because she wants to avoid cleaning toilets in some other woman's house for a living. This gets back to my other posts about the difficulty of meeting these women also, because of problems of being able to approach them(getting to where they are). The method provided by the market for this is the private apartments.

There are a 2 or 3 ads that consistently appear in Diario Popular, talking about high end women for from $us100 to $us1000. I haven't even thought about calling one of these, because I seriously doubt that they will be much more than the apartment women. If you come back, call them all and tell us how it went.

Jerkus

07-05-08, 21:31

Thanks for the response Lexton.

The girls did not have the runway model "look". They were hot, but more like the high-end escort/pornstar type of hot. I guess I just wanted to know if there are escorts or agencies with hot girls, girls that will go out drinking with you and then go back to your hotel. Or maybe independent girls that provide the service for the right price, but not like the "casa" girl, one that probably sees 10-30 guys a day (but def not an aspiring model, for all the reasons you listed). I will stick to the casa girls and "bandidas".

Thanks again.

The Hooligan

08-10-08, 19:17

Fortune favored a return to Asuncion for a few days. In between business and work, my goal was to hit some more of the privado action that was the golden highlight of my last visit here.

Being located in the centro area, I decided to try out Claus Producionnes I off of Estrella street. It is just a few blocks away from the corners of Unicentro department store, Granados Park Hotel, Las Margaritas Hotel and Biggest restaurant. Easily within walking distance. I called and verified the address with the one listed on the Asuncion privado list and was told they are on the 2nd floor, not the 1st floor.

A very short walk later, I made it to the building and walked to the 2nd floor, where a handwritten "segundo piso" was written on the door. I rang the door bell and a very openly gay man with a pink shirt answered. He asked me to wait in the hallway while he got the girls ready and closed the door. I waited for a few minutes then was let inside to the waiting room where I was asked to wait again for about 10 minutes. All this waiting was beginning to feel like I was in an airport awaiting a delayed flight!

Finally the gay guy appeared and introduced 3 girls. 2 were certainly doable, the other not so much. I only had time for 30 minutes which was 70, 000 Guarani. I chose Pamela, black haired, fair skinned and small frame who claimed she was 23 which seemed about right. I was then led by the gay guy out the door, into the hallway, and down to the 1st floor where the bedrooms were and asked to wait in the room until Pamela arrived.

The room was decently furnished and in case you forget which privado you are in, a big "Claus Producciones" is written on the wall to remind you. After waiting probably about another 10 minutes, Pamela finally arrived. I didn't even shower yet but she began to undress me and got right to it.

However, nothing spectacular with this session. Just an average, check in the box type of session. Decent CBJ. No DFK and resisted when I tried. Definitly not a GFE. Just a lunch time quickie.

It may have been all the waiting around I did in this privado that spoiled my mood. I later checked the asunsex website and can say that the photos are of her. Her ad mentioned she was 20 and that she did anal but she never offered it up and I didn't ask (perhaps I should've). At any rate, I wouldn't see myself coming back to this privado anytime soon. I'd much rather navigate the unchartered privados that I have not visited yet, or seek a repeat with one of the great experiences I had my last visit here. Still, at 70, 000 Guarani (about US$17 or 11 Euros), I can afford to experiment and shop around.

The Hooligan

08-12-08, 15:00

Normally, I've used the asunsex website as my source for privados. In the mood for change, I bought a copy of the local newspaper, Diario Popular. This newspaper, by far, has the most escort/privado ads than any other newspaper in Asuncion.

In the mood for a MILF, I saw an ad that said: "Bellisima Senora, 37 anos, rubia, ojos pardos, nalgas, senos exub. Viciosa sexo anal y garg. Prof..Valeria" Roughly translated: Beautiful lady, 37 years old, blonde, brown eyes, ass, large breasts, vicious anal sex and deep throat (not sure about this last one! ). Sounded good to me.

I walked to a taxi stand, and gave Valeria a call on my cell phone. She asked for 40, 000 Guarani for 30 minutes. I then motioned for a taxi, asked Valeria to give the driver the directions, and a 12, 000 guarani taxi fare later, I was at her place.

Valeria greeted me at the door. I was apprehensive about using a classified ad because you have no idea of what the girl will look like. It's like Russian roulette. Thankfully, her ad was accurate and she looked about a "6" or "7". Her body was okay considering her age, not fat, but just chubby, especially in the ass area. I'd say her age in the ad was accurate. I was afraid I would have to add "7 to 10 years" to any age in a classified ad but that was gladly not the case.

I was led to the bedroom and she quoted me 40, 000 for oral and vaginal and 60, 000 with anal. I went for the anal upgrade! She also charged me 2000 for a condom, which was the first time I was ever charged for a condom in Asuncion.

We got down to it. She started off with a masturbation show showing off her shaven snatch and inserting my fingers deep in there. DFK and a great BBBJ were given. Multiple positions, both vaginal and anal. Whenever I would pull out of anal and switch to vaginal, she'd pull my dick out and put it back in her ass. She used plenty of KY warming gel for the anal. She really seemed to get into it and wore me out. Two sweaty bodies later, a smile on my face concluded the session.

While Valeria wasn't all that friendly to talk to, her entertainment skills between the sheets made up for it. Normally I like to get a feel for the girl's personality for chemistry purposes. Valeria didn't seem to care about chit chat. Instead, I got a good shagging in. No more, no less.

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The Hooligan

08-13-08, 22:42

I felt it was time for a return visit to the privado Haren Acompanantes at Rodrigues de la Francia #226, second floor. I had a good experience here during my last trip so I decided it might be worth a repeat. After browsing the asunsex website, I had the intention of seeing Sofia, whose big ass I just wanted to rail.

A short walk from my hotel, I arrived at the privado and was let in. I was presented a line up of 5 girls. 1 fake blonde and 4 dark haired. Only 2 were worthy of a "6" or higher. Unfortunately for me, Sofia was not there so I now had to find an alternate plan. I decided to go with Yessica, whose big mammary glands looked so inviting. She had dark hair and quite a fit, tight and athletic body.

I paid the 60, 000 Guaranis for the half hour, went to the room and began to shower up. Yessica was waiting for me in the room when I returned. Her breasts looked so tasteful. I had given her a "7" in my rating scale of looks and body. Then, she smiled and her rating fell as quick as the US dollar has against the Euro. She was missing one or two of her front prominent teeth. Not a good thing in my books. She dropped down to a "4" but if she could keep her lips sealed, she'd be a bit of alright.

The session was okay. She gave a CBJ and she had an array of oral skills. Pity it was CBJ only, I would've loved to have experienced it as a BBBJ. No DATY and no DFK. I didn't try to attempt either one. She was very tight and we went through multiple positions.

Nothing impressive or grandish about the facilites and ambience of this privado. It is very basic but gets the job done. My only complaint was that the mattress was thin and you could feel the wooden bottom of the bed. It was especially uncomfortable when going "doggy" as your knees went through the mattress onto the wood frame.

Still though, her fit and firm body felt great. After it was all said and done, we chit chatted a little. Claimed she was 22 even though she advertises on asunsex that she is 20.

While it was not the grand and explosive return I had in mind when I decided to come back to this privado after almost 3 months, it was an okay experience. Other than that, I have no other reason to come back to this privado given that there are dozens of others to choose from in this city.

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The Hooligan

08-14-08, 20:27

After looking through the asunsex website, I chose to try the Venus Escorts privado, specifically to try Lethy. Their address was conveniently listed on asunsex and I also verified the address with them over the phone. The lady I talked to stressed that they were in apartment "B". I found a taxi, gave him the address and off we went.

This privado is also located in the centro area of Asuncion, about an 11 block walk from the Granados Park Hotel. It was the farthest privado from my hotel that I have been to so far. In addition, Asuncion was chaotic today with police and soldiers everywhere as the country prepared for its presidential inauguration. I paid the taxi driver the 15, 000 Guarani taxi fare and went up to the privado.

An older man greeted me and I had a seat and readied myself for the lineup. It was a very large privado with a huge waiting area. Three girls were presented, all featured on the asunsex website. They each came one by one to introduce themselves before dissappearing to another roon. Karina was first and was not particularly attractive. Yanina had a very cute face, a girl next door look. Lethy, the only blonde presented, looked good too so I decided to stick with her.

I asked for the half hour and the man said it was 100, 000 Guarani. I was shocked! I had never paid that much at any of the privados I had been to so far. I have a few suspicions as to why. 1) My foreign accented Spanish meant a gringo tax and could take advantage of me. 2) The upcoming presidential inauguration brought several delegates and their aides to Paraguay meaning an influx of demand and an opportunity to overprice. 3) Their large privado meant a higher rent expense, the costs of which were passed on to the consumer. While not particularly happy having to pay the 100, 000, I did.

I was led to a huge room, showered up and when I came out, Lethy was waiting for me. She pulled the towel from around my waist and began to stroke and lick the shaft of my cock and balls. I was dissapointed when she pulled a condom out and began a CBJ. Lethy began to display her love for performing oral sex and began to deep throat. Switched to a 69 where I began to eat her muff. No DFK though which was also dissappointing. Switched to missionary, cowgirl, and finished off with reverse cowgirl. I gave her a hard bonking to ensure I got my 100, 000 worth.

To sum it up, Lethy looked great and could have been a greater experience had she done BBBJ and DFK. She has tremendous skills in the bed which felt watered down when she gave CBJ and no DFK. Certainly, for 100, 000 Guarani, I could've done better for less. I wouldn't repeat, not at that price and not with her restrictions of CBJ and DFK.

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Wee Nibee

08-29-08, 12:12

I was in Asuncion end of June. As I used this forum for finding casas, I hereby report on my experiences. In this first report I concentrate on the more general aspects.

First of all, and as many other members have already pointed out, Asuncion is not a place of many tourist attractions. If you take it slow you are done in three days the latest. Furthermore, the city centre is quite dead at night. There's some weekend action a bit outside of the centre as pointed out by others.

June is the winter month in Paraguay and indeed it can be fucking cold. In particular since the invention of heating hasn't spread much here, the indoors is as cold as the outdoors. Summers are extreme on the opposite end of the scale I was told, however, aircon at least is common. Spring and Autumn are probably the most pleasant seasons temperaturewise.

Hotels:

It is hard to get a decent budget hotel. In the following I mention the ones I've been to and I consider recommendable. They are all in the city centre. I never took a chica home, so I'm just guessing on chica-friendliness:

* Hotel Miami, on Plaza Urugaya, 10 USD/night, okay hotel with good value rooms but no TV, street noise, probably not chica friendly

* Hotel Sagaro, Presidente Franco 657 (between 15 de Agosto and O'Leary), 15 USD/night, hotel has seen better days, good mattress and cable TV, probably chica friendly

* La Espanola, Luis A. de Herrera 142 (near Yegros), ca. 20 USD/night incl. breakfast, nice atmosphere, check the mattress before taking the room, has cable TV, might be chica friendly

* Hotel Palmas del Sol, Avenida España 202 (Tacuary, near Plaza Uruguaya), single room ca. 30 USD, double ca. 45 USD incl. good breakfast. A decent choice, has heating! and a pool, often booked (out) by groups, probably chica friendly

Chicas:

SWs can be found at night time in the city centre. Rarely are they dressed up though recognizable by behaviour. Often one women per intersection along Estrella and Olivia between roughly Plaza Urugaya and Montevideo. On the Montevideo end of the mentioned streets also bars with WGs. There are also other streets in the city with SWs and TVs as I saw them while driving past.

I didn't try out any of the SWs but always went to casas. In all casas visited, Spanish was the only language spoken. Sometimes Guarani as well but that rarely helps the foreign visitor... I used the casa list posted in this forum to find the ones in walking distance to the city centre.

In the casas I always felt safe. The WGs as well as the mamasans were generally friendly. A rip off never occurred to me. I was always told the normal prices, i.e. 60'000 for about 30 min, 100'000 for about 1h.

According to my experience most WGs in the casas have the following things in common:

1) Normally no kissing on the mouth and some do not even allow it on the head (and that despite some people guessing me 25 years)

2) BBBJ was never on the menu, and none of the chicas did it (didn't try propina)

3) Anal was not possible with any of the chicas I visited

4) Quite a few WGs provided their service with an enthusiasm next to zero (maybe a Gringo problem? - I don't know)

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Member #4151

08-31-08, 22:26

wee nibee,

well it sounds like you at least had a decent time and got the real prices, good job! i keep daydreaming about my return.

anyhow,

1) i'm not a big fan of kissing of the mouth, prefer 69 and bung liking and havent had much of a problem obtaining those procedures. however, ive been reading about some [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) bacterias and am wondering if anal licking could have lead to the nearly constant stomach problems i experienced in my years of living in asuncion. ill be more adamant the girls wash themselves in my presence next time.

2) bbbj is kinda hit and miss. i would say im batting between .250 to .500 in that department.

3) i've been offered anal for extra money, its just not my bag baby!

4) i've had good enthusiasm from an overwhelming majority of the girls in asuncion. i dont know if you speak spanish but that could be the problem. im fluent in spanish so i am able to talk to the chicas and they all seem to be interested in the american guy. i always talk to the girls about going out to the clubs(even though i dont drink or go to clubs) family life or whatever. they are usually interested in why a gringo like me is living in asuncion. i always lie and say my buddy married a paraguayita and i came for a visit and loved the place. i never admit to being married, even though i am the one married to the paraguayita. i always tell them how sucky things are back home even though we have decent incomes. i always tell them i wish i could live year round in paraguay cause of the buena onda but i have to go home for 6 months a year to earn money. i think they just appreciate shooting the shit and being nice and humble then do a decent job with my nutsack.

i'd just say langauge is key in this neck of the woods, otherwise they suspect your a gringo passing through like all the others. if you have language you could at least lie and say you were gonna stay and that could help in the enthusiasm department.

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Wee Nibee

09-08-08, 11:54

As promised in my former report, I elaborate here a bit more on the casas and the WGs I met there:

- Azara 905, piso 1, app. D (Valkirias? )

A very ordinary looking guy opened and I thought to have rang the wrong bell. Asking for chicas I was let in and was asked to wait in a kind of living room. 2 chicas presented (ca. 25 yrs), but didn't like them. Was told more chicas later, but couldn't get an answer on what time this will be. Didn't ask for the price.

- 14 Mayo 1241 with Ygatimi

Went there twice, rang bell but no-one opened. It didn't look abandoned though. Maybe on holidays?

- Deseos Agency, 14 de Mayo 1008 with Manduvira or Piribebuy (http://asunsex.com. Py/index.php? Agencia=36&f=1)

Went there three times and was always presented about 5 chicas fitting a good range of tastes aged from 18 to about 30. All of them were good-looking. Price: 100'000 for one hour in the room with the girl. Friendly gay? Guy. Shared shower which would need some facelifting. Clean and functional rooms.

*Tanja (8 out of 10): did her twice because I liked her personality and the sex. The long blonde hair she's wearing at the line-up is fake but it didn't matter to me. A nice slim body and a good handful with a pretty face on top; about 20yrs. Some talk before, during, and after the action but just right. Gf-ish experience but not too much. I'm tempted to say "a solid choice. "

*Ana-ih (7, http://asunsex.com. Py/conte_i.php? Chica=740): chose her because of her beautiful smile and the long black hair. She told me she's 18yrs (looks older), has a child (well visible). Performance was average though professional. She was always checking on the condom what I found bothersome.

- Estrella 994, 2nd (top) floor

There were only two WGs. A MILF, thirty something of age, who runs the place. She was looking very hot in boots and push up bra. A few moments later I was presented the second WG, a 20 yrs old super slim girl. Marivella. 100'000 for 1h entrance door to entrance door, I. E. About 50 minutes with the girl in her room. Shared bathroom in okay condition, tastefully furnished room.

*Marivella (6-9): A very shy girl with eyes I never wanted to look away from. Red hair (dyed), super long legs, no ass to speak of and hardly any bust, some acne. Very passive but warms up a bit after a few sessions. I got addicted to her the first time, despite her poor performance and mediocre attitude. I visited her probably half a dozen times or more. Objectively, I rate her a 6 for the first session increasing to a 8 after half a dozen; personally however she was a 9 or even 10.

- Babilonia, Azara 1270 with Curupayty

Some reports pointed out the quality of this location. In the afternoon I was presented about 10 girls from small to tall and slim to fat. All of them. Consistently. Were average-looking and neither old nor young. Finally I told the mamasan to bring Julia, who turned out to be someone else than I had in mind (maybe it was mamasan's intention and I wouldn't be surprised, maybe it was me mixing up the many names). I didn't care much and went with her. In the last minute. After I had already paid for an hour. Mamasan told me the hour I booked (100'000) will be a bit less than 60 minutes. What the hell? . It was finally about 50 minutes until the knock at the door.

*Julia (7): She told me she's 27. Nice and firm ass, good bust. First thing she did was to turn on the TV (Paraguay was playing an important football game). Shower in the room, but she asked me to take the shower by myself. After some kissing! And touching we fucked in different positions she taking a very active part. She made me almost cum within 10 minutes. She knows her business.

- P&E, Cerro Cora 217 (first floor, door to your right is the entrance) at Yegros (http://asunsex.com. Py/index.php? Agencia=23&f=1)

Nice and always friendly mamasan. Anytime I went, there were about 7 young and beautiful girls present, but they only have 3? Rooms which fill up quickly in late afternoon. Nice rooms with good ensuite bathrooms. 100'000 for 50 minutes with the girl in the room. Seeing the line-up here I normally wanted to take every girl. Never saw that many stunners in one place.

*Melinda (7): In retrospect I don't really know why I took her. Probably because of her tiny miniskirt. Black hair, a bit flesh on the bones and a decent ass. She has a child what is (barely) visible. She is eager to please and quite good at it, though she seemed to be the more happy when it was all over.

*Valeria (performance: 5, look: 10): When I saw her she was not only pretty, but perfect like a model from head to toe; probably 20yrs. Nice face, long hair, perfectly proportioned body, though the ass could have been a tick bigger, beautifully tight pussy. No kissing on head or neck though, and was happily looking away during the action and very passive.

*Angelica (9): Not as perfect in appearance as Valeria, but her blonde, curly hair and huge boobs were not to turn down. She took my hand girlfriend-like to lead me to the room. Once there the kissing started. Not too many on the lips but all very Gf-ish and she knew how to make use of her boobs. And the rest of her body as well. A very Gf like experience with a super hot WG that seems to enjoy what she's doing. And who is also good at it

*Gianina (performance: 4, look: 10, http://asunsex.com. Py/conte_i.php? Chica=812): There was no doubt when I saw her. She topped even Valeria as she was not only perfect in appearance but a tick hotter with bigger boobs and ass. What a contradiction her performance excelling in passivism and studying her fingernails. No kissing on head or neck, no motivation for a even a CBJ. Despite her wonderfully firm boobs and a dream of a tight pussy my little friend hardly got hard enough at that much ignorance.

*Kelly (9, http://asunsex.com. Py/conte_i.php? Chica=752): She has always been second best in the line-up so far, and finally I decided to go with her. What a bad idea, I realised I should have chosen her the very first time and never changed. She's quite tall for a girl but has nice proportions though the beautiful boobs are hanging a bit when she takes off the bra. She has a child but you wouldn't guess. Very Gf like experience with some kissing, and a nice CBJ. Active and seems to enjoy it, in particular al quatro. Surprisingly, no trace of professionalism to be felt, she was like the girl-next door.

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Wee Nibee

09-08-08, 12:12

hey jl

i must agree language is a key to bueno onda. so to speak. so i will improve my basic spanish for next time to have an even better time. unfortunately i can't afford 6 month here, 6 months there every year:.(

my impression is also, the more beautiful the girl the more passive she was. and also you can get more from a girl if you repeat, but that's nothing new.

the [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) bacterias are still everywhere. and not only on the girls.

wee nibee,

well it sounds like you at least had a decent time and got the real prices, good job! i keep daydreaming about my return.

anyhow,

1) i'm not a big fan of kissing of the mouth, prefer 69 and bung liking and havent had much of a problem obtaining those procedures. however, ive been reading about some [CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116) bacterias and am wondering if anal licking could have lead to the nearly constant stomach problems i experienced in my years of living in asuncion. ill be more adamant the girls wash themselves in my presence next time.

2) bbbj is kinda hit and miss. i would say im batting between .250 to .500 in that department.

3) i've been offered anal for extra money, its just not my bag baby!

4) i've had good enthusiasm from an overwhelming majority of the girls in asuncion. i dont know if you speak spanish but that could be the problem.

i'd just say langauge is key in this neck of the woods, otherwise they suspect your a gringo passing through like all the others. if you have language you could at least lie and say you were gonna stay and that could help in the enthusiasm department.

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Johan007

09-10-08, 00:53

I stay in this hotel the first 5 days...(I arrive 19th sept)

http://hotelboggiani.com/index_en.html

Funny thing is. They only accept cash. Guaranies. Euros. Or Dollars.

So no Mastercard. No Visa. I mean. Wtf!

The hotel is German owned. But the person at the desk only spoke Spanish when I phoned and made my reservation.

148500 G (about 27 euros). With breakies. Thats NOT a bad deal guys

CU y all in ASUNCION!

Johan

Rock Harders

09-11-08, 11:07

Mongers, Johan, et al.-
Do not sweat it about not speaking any Guarani, because in Asuncion the Guarani language is not heavily used, and there are in fact a fair percentage of the population in Asuncion that do not speak Guarani at all. Spanish of the same dialect spoken in Buenos Aires is used and is spoken by everyone in Asuncion. Out in the countryside (which is hardcore thirdworld) Guarani is used almost exclusively and there are communities that only speak Guarani. Watch what you eat in Asuncion, only eat in top level dining establishments as I got typhoid fever from eating substandard food at Excelsior Mall. In addition, I recommend getting phone numbers from the girls you meet at the privados during the day if you want any night action, because there is essentially NO nighttime mongering scene in Asuncion (there are girls at the Yacht and Golf Casino, but they want $100-$200 USD, a total ripoff when a hot chica from the privados want $25 USD per hour). Also, check out mercado cuatro and the electronics mall next to Unicentro, you can pick up some electronics cheap, and there are hard to find electronics at reasonable prices (nintendo wii, unlocked Iphones, etc)
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Johan007

09-13-08, 22:53

Mongers, Johan, et al.

Do not sweat it about not speaking any Guarani, because in Asuncion the Guarani language is not heavily used, and there are in fact a fair percentage of the population in Asuncion that do not speak Guarani at all. Spanish of the same dialect spoken in Buenos Aires is used and is spoken by everyone in Asuncion. Out in the countryside (which is hardcore thirdworld) Guarani is used almost exclusively and there are communities that only speak Guarani. Watch what you eat in Asuncion, only eat in top level dining establishments as I got typhoid fever from eating substandard food at Excelsior Mall. In addition, I recommend getting phone numbers from the girls you meet at the privados during the day if you want any night action, because there is essentially NO nighttime mongering scene in Asuncion (there are girls at the Yacht and Golf Casino, but they want $100-$200 USD, a total ripoff when a hot chica from the privados want $25 USD per hour). Also, check out mercado cuatro and the electronics mall next to Unicentro, you can pick up some electronics cheap, and there are hard to find electronics at reasonable prices (nintendo wii, unlocked Iphones, etc)

Suerte,

Rock HardersHi Rock.

Thanks for the info man. "hardcore thirdworld". LOL. I like that one. Hahahahaha. If any woman in such country wants more then 50 USD for a lay you must be insane if you pay that, no matter what she looks or how good she is in the sack! Average monthly salary is NOT more then 150 USD. So do yer maths

Btw. Them fucks of Alitalia don't know if they keep on flying! My first part of my flight from Duesseldorf is with Alitalia to Milano!

Am I fucked or what? I hope they have some replacements.

Take care.

Johan

Johan007

09-24-08, 03:35

Well I knew it was goning to be tricky with Alitalia. And it was. I had to wait 10 (! ) fucking hours at the airport in Duesseldorf. Untill I could fly off to Frankfurt. And from there to Sao Paulo.

Right now I am in asuncion. Hotel Palmas del sol. And sofar I like it.

One thing I did noticed. PY women are SHY! I would say even downright timid. ! OOO man what a difference with DR, Panama or Colombia.

If any of you guys wanna meet up. PM me or send me an email.

I bought a cell from Claro. Here is my number [Telephone Number deleted by Admin]

Cheers

Johan

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Reynaldo 2008

10-13-08, 02:04

Is there somebody who can remember her name or give me more information about her? I know she was working in LEVACAM CLUB about one year; she is living in the district San Pablo near the Terminal.

I hope everybody who was in touch with her once, will reply to this report as soon as possible.

Thanks

Reynaldo

Johan007

10-21-08, 22:55

as some of you guys were asking for hotels and motel info. i decided to put up some pics of a motel i was in with some chica i stayed with for a couple of days. in fernando de la mora. and san lorenzo the place is full with these motels. usualy cheap. 26. 000 g for an hour and a half (i made a pic of the pricelist so you guys can see this). adding 7-8ooo g for an extra hour! they was clean. safe. and equiped with full cable tv with 3 different porn channals (lol).

the motels downtown asuncion are usualy shitty. crappy true pieces of shitholes. not recomendable. although i went inside one of them just for kicks. mostly they are also more expensive as the ones you'll find outside asuncion. any taxista will know were a good and cheap motel is to be found.

as seen in the last pic there is a board on which you can communicate with the roomservice. a phone, handling the speed of the fan (in my case there was only an airco). and aircondicioning. after checking out. they check the room. and if all is ok you can leave the premesis. (jeee is that spelled corectly? )

ok here some pics.

johan

Maharadjah

10-22-08, 19:25

Thanks for the informations Johan.

some chicas photo you can share?

Tijuana Brass

10-22-08, 23:50

As some of you guys were asking for hotels and motel info. I decided to put up some pics of a motel I was in with some chica I stayed with for a couple of days. In fernando de la mora. And San Lorenzo the place is full with these motels. Usualy cheap. 26. 000 G for an hour and a half (I made a pic of the pricelist so you guys can see this). Adding 7-8ooo G for an extra hour! They was clean. Safe. And equiped with full cable TV with 3 different porn channals (LOL).Thanks for your continued great reporting on ASU.

In addition, the asunsex website has a section for "moteles" which lists seven, including the Mirage which it appears Johan stayed at. It has location, price and even room pictures.

But Johan showed the price list for damaged items. Wow, those are some expensive mirrors.

Johan, did you get to either CDE or Concepcion?

Saludos.

Reynaldo 2008

10-24-08, 02:41

Brandnew information for all sex tourists:

The club will be hired by a Spanish businessman next time.

Photos of all girls there will be printed in the edition of "Neues fuer Alle", a German local newspaper, which is printed two times a month. Obviously the publication will be in December 08 (all girls naked and uncovered). Why hide the faces?

If there will be appear any news from the staff I will inform members of the ISG as soon as possible.

Enjoy your stay in the Karim Club next time.

Reynaldo

Johan007

10-26-08, 03:48

thanks for your continued great reporting on asu.

in addition, the asunsex website has a section for "moteles" which lists seven, including the mirage which it appears johan stayed at. it has location, price and even room pictures.

but johan showed the price list for damaged items. wow, those are some expensive mirrors.

johan, did you get to either cde or concepcion?

saludos. yes i spend 2 days in brasil (foz de iguazu) and 1 day in cde.

i was at the famous waterfalls. and also at the largest waterpowerplant at itaipu.

somewere along the road i catched the famous "[CodeWord116] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116)"bacteria. and got sick with diaree for almost 4 days. due to that my stay was very limited to the toilets:.(besides that i had my gf with me. so i could not check out any casas or putas in brasil.

however i could notice on the whole range that prices in brasil were way higher as in py.

one busdriver told me many brasilian men went to cde for short fuck trips. needles to say why this is.

cde also has many shops for electronic hardware and many malls. strangly foz is bigger then cde and only has one large mall. ! many brasilains and also argentinians visit cde to buy electronic stuff, cigarettes and fuel up their cars.

if you visit brasil from outside py make sure you get an exit stamp in your passport. and and entry stamp from the brasilians!

i didn't (some stupid py customs officer told me this wasn't necesary! ). and got hassled on my way back to py by the brasilian custom guys and one woman:.(i was lucky not to get fined and i could talk my way out of it after half an hour. one female brasilian custom officer was extremely nasty and if she had her way i would have been expelled back to my homecountry by airplane! (just imagine that.)

i didn't went to concepcion as there is very little to do and it's very hot. the city only has about 50. 000 people and is located at 4 hours drive from asuncion.

johan

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Todo Poderoso

10-30-08, 13:20

I checked out P&E, Cerro Cora 217 in Asunsion almost a week ago(Friday 10/25) around 5pm. There were about 7 girls working there and I was the only monger there. I was qouted 60,000 for half and hour and 100,000 for an hour. I picked the former. There was a very petite girl with nice round ass and nice tits she was very much my type However, I decided to pass on her because she had that "I dont want to be here look." But I digress, I picked this girl named Bibi(sp?) She was a little thicker than what I like but as always been my expirence with pros and non pro thick girls she was quite good and provided very good service. She didnt do BBBJ but she did lick the balls in case that matters.

I checked out my Britanica pub later that night. It was packed but like a previous monger said most people were in groups and it apperared very clickish. they all seemed to know each other not very conductive to meeting chicks. Also, I saw no real hotties there and it was huge sausage fest.

El Greco

10-30-08, 16:16

IF you visit Brasil from outside PY make sure you get an EXIT stamp in your passport. AND and entry stamp from the brasilians!

I didn't (some stupid PY customs officer told me this wasn't necesary! ). And got hassled on my way back to PY by the brasilian custom guys and one woman:.(I was lucky NOT to get fined and I could talk my way out of it after half an hour. One female brasilian custom officer was extremely nasty and if she had her way I would have been expelled back to my homecountry by airplane! (just imagine that.)

Johan

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We went in/out Brasil from CDE and were never stoped by the customs on the bridge although our luggage was visible. Our taxi drivers told us not need to.

It's a pity if you didn't go to the Argentinian side. It"s very beautifull too.
There you have to stamp the passport. The Argentinians I mean not the Brasilians. They never bothered us. Maybe we were lucky or things have changed.

Suerte

Pija666

11-03-08, 01:25

Maharadjah

11-05-08, 13:42

i went yesterday to Diana escorts. it was the previous place of P&E.
i payed 100.000 for 1 hour.
and today i go to p&e (same owner than diana) just a few blocks from diana.
i payed more 120.000 . angleika is a wonderful girl 1.76 m.
but for me both were same qualities.
they offered all servicios completo.

i will update ...

Reynaldo 2008

11-12-08, 23:49

I refer to the mentioned report above:

A performance catalog with photos of the girls is available at the reception of the PLAZA Hotel, Plaza Uruguayo, en Asu.

Check yourself before doing any risk.

Johan007

12-17-08, 22:06

Next year April or May I am going to ASUNCION. The plan is to stay there for a very long time.

Right now I am gathering information of all kinds. About opening a banc account, renting an appartment (I want to buy property later) setting up a small business etc. Etc.

If somebody has the same plans feel free to contact me. I speak Dutch, English, German and Spanish.

I spend 3 weeks in PY last September/October and allready made some friends there and have contacts. Though most of them are German or Austrian expats. Up till now I didn't meet much Anglo-Saxons there. But I am sure if I will be there longer I will meet them

My choice for Paraguay mainly is based upon the fact that the country is cheap. And is very easy to emigrate to. Another reason offcourse is the fact that many PY girls are very pretty

Johan

Caramelo

12-27-08, 16:20

Last week I came back from a 7day visit to Paraguay. Stayed in Asuncion and went to san Lorenzo on Saturday.

Asuncion is a beautiful city with lots of old buildings and no real Favelas, as far as I have seen. San Lorenzo is relatively small and no girls scene.

I came to Paraguay for the girls, I need to say the paraguayan girls are aweful. Walking on the street I saw so many beautiful woman. Even more beauties I used to see in Brazilian cities.

Because it was clear to me that Asuncion is really save I traveled from time to time with the bus, the so-called onibus. Riding in such a bus is much more dangerous than walking after midnight in Asuncion. The busdrivers ride like hell. But I was short in time seeing all those beauties coming in and out the bus. Because my spanish is far too bad it was not possible to come into contact with locals. But that is not a problem. Asuncion is loaded with privados, an you'll find some real beauties here.

The website Asunsex might help you here but my opinion is that you have to see the girls on Asunsex youself.

I was a lucky guy. The very first day I met two real beauties of 20 yrs, Rocio and another girl who told me to stop so I will not mention her name at this forum. Spent many hours with those girls. One time I went to a motel and had of lot of fun (and sex) in the jacuuzi.

Those girls set the standard to me. Both kissing and blowjob without though not finish in mouth. Rocio allowed finishing in her mouth for 100 Guarani extra during the third (and last) visit. But the standard they set for me was also a problem. Because Rocio had clearly an oral herpes infection during my last weekend I decided not to visit her anymore to prevent being infected myself. There is a risk I am still infected with her herpes as herpes is highly infectious just before you can see the symptoms. The third visit I hadn't noticed any outbreaks of herpes though. Because my other favorite girl wasn't working in the weekend I suddenly needed to search for new girls in the weekend. As other people wrote on the forum it is rather difficult to find nice girls in the weekend. There are still a lot of girls in the privados but I either couldn't find a girl I liked or the girl was too expensive.

The rate is generally 100 guarani (about 20 dollar) an hour or between 50-70 guarani for 30 minutes. So far so good. But I did't like the rooms in the privados after some days.

There is not much comfort and the rooms are generally dark and sometimes very hot. So I would like to take the girl to my hotel room or to a motel. To my surprise the price rises to 250. 350 guarani if you take the girl outside the privado. And thats just for one hour. There are privados who maximize their price at 3 o 3, 5 hours but only if you take the girl after 10 pm or so. To take a girl around 17. 00 pm in most privados cost 1500 guarani. In the Us that might still be a reasonable price but in Praguay that is the monthly income for a lot of people. So after a two hour hunt with a taxista (50 guarani per hour) I found a nice girl who doesn't apear on Asunsex. 800 Guarani, a lot of money but I did not want to finish my stay in Paraguay without sex during the last night. I must say it was a good choice.

Some people on this forum wrote Paraguay is boring. To a certain level I agree with them. Asuncion has no real night life in the weekends as in all major brazilian cities. I frequented some night clubs as Hawaian night club (don't ask where that club is) and the Playboy's at 14 de mayo (centro). When I visited the Hawaian there were no people and

2 girls, max. 6 / 10. The manager offered to bring in another girl, who showed up within 7 minutes. That girl was pretty but I still could not make a decision. Only blowjob with condom and no kissing. Besides she told that she had two children. A quick touch over her belly learned me I could expect a lot of pregnancy scars there.

Also on the playboy club there were no visitors at Wednesday evening around 11 pm. There were some 5 girls (rate betwen 4 and 6 /10), but none of my taste. Yu can find some streetgrils but I would not recommend them.

Asuncion has a lot to offer for mongering but only in the privados and mainly during midweek. Because I have not find privados with more than 5 girls at any moment and it took a long time to find a nice girl in the weekend I don't think I will go to Asuncion again. Maybe in combination with brazil or Colombia but only if I can visit the two girls I met on the first day. Let's see if they'll respond my email.

Thanks to those girls I had a very enjoyable stay in Asu.

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Member #4151

01-06-09, 14:32

ok let me start off by saying that this has been the most boring vacation ever. i arrived mid-december and am one of those that find asuncion in general about the most boring spot on earth. asuncion is an utter shit hole and as someone else said a "hardcore 3rd world country". i managed to mostly keep my guts about me this time. only had semi-severe diarrhea about 1/3 of the time. ass bacteria wise, its the best ivd done since i first visited in 2001

i got suckered into coming down here with my old biz partner to help him out with some deals he has here and wasnt with my paraguayan wife and kids, so i think that had something to do withthe boredom being so amplified this time. weekends here are a ghost town en the center. almost everythig is closed on sundays. i was here for xmas and not a fucking peep was stirring anywhere, everything closed. same deal for newyears, though they do have some decent partys here it doesn't make up for the boredom the rest of the time.

so now that weve established that asuncion is a complete shit hole and totally boring lets move on to its strong points as i see them.

1) cheap pussy. but many of them are nasty in my book and there is usually only 1 maybe 2 chicas that i could shag per casa. i'm just not into the very dark skinned extreme indian look that is very prevelant here. i love the spainard / itialian / argentinian / gauchinha look and they do have some here. that is to say girls with white complexion, dark hair (usually straight but sometimes curls are ok). on those occasions the shags are extremely fullfilling if the chica performs and having only paid 60k guaranies.

2) cheap beef tenderloin (lomito). i highly recomend westfalia restaurant on avd. peron in lambare, its the same street as night club caracol and pretty close to it. its 87k guaranies for both me and my buddy to eat lomito, papa fritas, and coke. we usually tip well and are out the door at 50k a piece (for a marvelous and most wonderfull tenderloin). this place is owned by germans and their quality does not reflect the prevelaing tendancies from the other scumbag restraunturs around. they actualy use refrigeration for their products!

aside from these two things asuncion has shitty delapadated buildings in the center, no sewage system, it just runs in the streets, and is generally about the level of africa. not much to see in asuncion. they do have some decent golf/tennis clubs but nothing else.

shag reports, i picked my girls on asunsex, made a list, and shagged usually 1 per day and only had a couple days breaks. one note, sexoenparaguay.com is where you will find promociones and eventos now because they are having problems with asunsex after they accused asuncions most popular and famous putita (cecilia) of having twat disease after she decided to change agencys. unfortunately shes on vacation in brasil but supposedly is coming back to work at valkiria. i only shagged off asunsex cause my visit to pe yielded a group of mutts. anyhow:

shantall. pk2- oh fuck, here fotos are very misleading, shes ugly, pok mark face/nose, mostly dumpy body. this was borderline fraud, but she was my first shagg upon arriving and it was sunday so i went ahead and paid here the ridiculous sum of 100k for 30min.

nicole. claus 2 70k, 30min- wow dady, hot fucking mama, exactly what i want to shagg on most days and something i would date. you saw the description of girls i like above and she fits it. however, she was an awfull shag and about as unenthusiastic as i had the entire time. her asshole did make up the diff but only slightly.

paty. mariana prod 60k, 30min- solid shag and fit the description of girl i'm looking for. nice work, bbj, left satisfied but she was 7/10 face with 8/10 body. now where talking.

anahi. deseos 70k, 30min- nice chick seemed to fit the description but the magicians at asunsex hid her fat love handels well. those were a turnoff. she performed ok, bbj. would not recomend because of spare tire.

diana. independent 60k, 30min- popozuda! or great fucking ass! she was dark skinned and maybe 25 percent indian looking but was a spectacular performar. 18 yrs old. bbj, 69, this mamacita is down for the bogey! top 3

random girl. elite. good agency but lots of shagmeister go here so the hoes can be occoupied. anyhow this noname (didn't catch her name) girl was nice, tall, good butt, slim. she did the bbj. pretty good shag

patricia. elite 60k, 30min- nice ass, lowsy tits, pretty slender. a bit darker than i like them but she had a sexy ass. no bbj with this one and house rules so no bbj allowed so you must work the magic but some girls won't do it. would never repeat. i was really longing to shag the dickens outa valeria and wound up getting these two from elite, valeria shows up to work about 2 so i just never had luck on meeting her but apparently shes got one of the greatest asses so.

yessica. yesiscort 60k 30min. top 3 performer. bailarena at nite, shagmuffin during the day. bbj, 69, wonderfull ass, tits, nice girl.

lorena. yessiscort 60k 30 min. worst of all time. utter shat. i went to fuck yessica but she was sick and had a uti/kidney infx and was telling me this as i was about to shag her after i paid the money. i told her i didn't want to get sick and id shag her next time. she delivered the dark skinned nasty lorena who thought some stupid ass 4 finger handjob was the way to get my boner going. i walked out the door after 10 minuts.

araceley. jardine diosa 70k 30 min. nice girl but just too dark/indiany for my tastes. she also didn't have as nice a bod as i thought she would. tall girl ok body, slender but one of my worst sessions.

jaquilein. harens. 60k 30 min. finally a hoe that meets my above criteria in the looks dept. she has a stuffed rump, nice white ass and was really a wonderfull shag. i had a great time here. no bbj and told me that wa a seperate fee paid to ding dong guy before hand.

vicky. harens 60k 30 min. this is my ideal women as i describe above. gauchina white mama that knows how to fuck and likes it. bbj, 69, all around mother fucking party time. she is the winner. her only knock is that shes a tad bit short but can flat out fuck!

disturbing trend. some hoes are charging 150k for 30 min. mariam mujeres chic, mirna hot girl, jacky la mansion, kiara model ind. i boycotted each of them though i like their fotos. as i learned with shantall and other times, more money don't always equal nicer babe/better performance.

argentina and brasil get my vote any day of the week. id rather pay a bit more per shag and actually enjoy life. living in "hard core 3rd worlds" asuncion style isn't appealing to me anymore, even with my family here. barrio norte and copacabana dominate this place, its not even close.

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Member #4151

01-06-09, 19:43

Admin, Please add this to the report I already typed up this morning

I forgot to add:

Jessica- Diosa 60k 30 min. Hot, hot, hot. She was a bit shy in the sack at first but was so damn cute it made up for it. She is the typical look I described earlier that I like. Her body was fucking off the hook. She had a nice stuffed rump with zero cellulites. Perfect perky tits, perfect size. She is a true keeper. However, she sucks in bed. She did give a BBJ but not a good one. She was all worried and constantly stoping to wipe away my precums. Anyhow, I had this girl assume the 4 position and its one of the prettiest sites I've ever seen in my life. Shes only 18 so maybe thats her excuse for not being espectacular en cama.

Daniela. Venus escorts 70k 30min but I suspect I got the douche bag gringo 10k ass fisting- Anyhow, fucking great booty. White like I like them. Refused BBJ and told me that was a seperate price but whatever. She did some modeling for me and showed me her anus from various positions, all of which were wonderfull. I just had to lick that bung of hers and let her have it en quatro. Very fine example here of the kind of twat I'm looking for. Only thing, its minor and I'm picky, her tailbone thingy stuck out a bit. Just a bit but it keep her from being perfect. Blah, whatever. When the line up came I saw Natasha (whom I've shagged and was great BBJ, and VIvian (one of my all time favs and someone here has posted fotos of her. Shes the one with gigantic tits that seem to defy gravity and an asshole of a firm 18 yr old. Shes early 20s though.) I didn't shag Vivian this time but there will always be a soft spot in my dingeling for her and maybe I'll hit that shit up fer I leave. This apt was a winner despite the 10k over standard fee. 905 azara dept B 1st piso.

Cool Hand Luke

01-24-09, 16:14

Have you ever been to a casa and had the urge to give the girl your with a good smack?

Well that’s how I felt with Michaela recently, in one of Asuncion’s casas. I chose this particular one on the basis that if you pay a bit more you get better quality. The amount in question was 100 guarani for 45 mins (for an hour the price was I think 120 guaranis). The arrangement was that “completo” was available on paying the girl extra. However, after making my choice I began to get the feeling that it was the wrong one.

Michaela, the girl in question was a pretty 23 year old with a great body. However, that’s where the compliments end. She refused to do BBBJ. That’s fine I can live with that. It was her attitude that completely ****** me off. Despite me trying to make conversation with her and smiling at her continuously she just gave me an impassive look like this was the last place in the world that she wanted to be. As regards foreplay: if you can imagine a one-handed attempt to strangle a chicken then you have an accurate image of Michaela tugging at my manhood. “Suave” I informed her.

As she rolled the condom over my limp penis I asked her if she did anal. She answered yes for extra payment. On informing me that she wanted 150 guarani extra (which was three times the amount that she was being paid for this encounter) I immediately told her to forget it as it was too much. Deciding to put it down to experience I went thru the motions doggy style with her and just about managed to finish.

Michaela, with her impassive detached demeanour was indifference personified.It just goes to show that there is nothing worse than a Ho with a bad attitude.

Casa : Cerro Cora 462 between Mexico and Caballero.

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Johan007

03-07-09, 12:47

Dude. Don't get me started about bad attituted Latina hookies! :.(You know if you realy like nice attitude hookies better go to Philipines or Thailand. But you know. I like more the latina look. So. What can we do?

She didn; 't BBBJ-ed you? WTF!

If you realy think you get more value for the buck if you pay some more you are WRONG. For sure NOT in large cities like ASUNCION. Most of these brats even just see this as a tip because they are "linda". Shiittttt.

I don't know how your spanish is. But it might be worth considering picking up non-pros in a disko-bar, a night club. Or at the mall. Or whatever. If you look halfway decent and are not too old (lets say above 50) you can't go wrong here. Many young girls outthere that love to hook up with Uncle gringo for a while. Well of course this approach is in the long run more expensive then simply go to a casa and do your thing. BUT. For me personaly this is way more fun. And the sexo is (imho) way better too! Besides that you always get to know some amigas of her. So if you ever break up. The next amiga is allready waiting.

Just give it a thought. If you want some more advise PM me.

I am in ASU by the end of April. I speak English, Dutch, German and Spanish.

CU

Johan

Artisttyp

04-13-09, 01:56

Hello,

I am thinking about doing a BA/Paraguay adventure. I have RTFF for paraguay and have found valuable information...excellent to be exact.

One thing I have not been able to figure out is where to stay. There were a few hotels mentioned but no links to their websites.

I found that expedia has a few listed but at higher rates.

***If I did go to paraguay do you think it is important to book a hotel before I go or can I just show up and what area of town should I go to? This is still unclear to me after RTFF. I don't think I would enjoy being on the outskirts of town so I assume the city center is it???

I like to walk out the door and find ammenities like grocery stores etc.

Are US dollars easily exchanged? I read that the atm's are a total rip off.

Thank you so much.

Artisttyp

Rock Harders

04-13-09, 04:55

Hi Artisttyp-
I would recommend staying in the center of the city rather than in Villa Mora, which is considered the "new" center. There are many hotels in this area, and the super low-cost options probably do not have a website. I stayed at the Hotel Chaco, Granados Park Hotel, and Hotel Excelsior during my several trips to Asuncion. All were somewhere in the $60-$80 USD range per night. All three are in the center of the city, near the privados (which are your only real option for mongering in Asuncion) and near many cheap restaurants, shops, and supermarkets. The Hotel Chaco is located in a slightly shabbier area than the other two hotels I mentioned and probably can be booked cheaper; I know for a fact that they give a Peace Corps nightly rate of about $12 USD, what if any documentation you need to get this rate I do not know. There were several good privados within walking distance of the Hotel Chaco, and the front desk guy will arrange to have girls sent to your room if you so require.
My guess is you would be ok to just show up in Asuncion without a hotel reservation provided you speak Spanish and there is not a big Mercosur convention going on during the time you are there. The people in Asuncion are really easy going and it is not a dangerous city, so you will have no problem asking around for a cheap hotel if that is what you are looking for.
Suerte,
Rock Harders

Artisttyp

04-13-09, 05:06

Johan007

04-27-09, 13:16

Hi folks,

I am in ASU as off last Wednesday. And planning to stay for a longgggggg time

Need to buy some wheels. And rent a place. Right now I am kindda busy doing this. Besides GF is with me. So have to be VERY carefull as they are MUY celosa.

Right now I stay in a german runned Hotel close to Centro. 24 euros a day with breakies. Clean. Save. No questions asked and GF friendly. Has a pool too. ! And free wireless internet.

If someone wants to hook up please PM me. I speak English, german, spanish and Dutch.

Chaoo,

Johan

Alpha Alemán

05-08-09, 12:11

Hey Johan,

Amigo are you CRAZY?

I pay about 4 euro por dia. (750.000 GS por month)

Read one of my threads for further infos about this hidden gem of a hotel.

Saludos,

GB / Manuel

Tijuana Brass

05-14-09, 23:02

Hey Johan,

Amigo are you CRAZY?

I pay about 4 euro por dia. (750.000 GS por month)

Read one of my threads for further infos about this hidden gem of a hotel.

Saludos,

GB / ManuelAs a future visitor to ASUN/Paraguay I would enjoy reading your reports; however, your signature shows only 1 post here, the post I just quoted from.

Perhaps you posted on another forum?

Let the rest of us Paraguay-interested folks know your experiences and of the "hidden gem."

Always appreciative of good information.

Thanks.

Alpha Alemán

05-25-09, 22:23

hola all!

sorry, but i cant create threads in here, because i dont have a payed membership, but i will send out a money order to the states, just hoping it will arrive (its hard here in paraguay, they steal so much at the offices its insane)

my hotel (direccion)

edificio weimar
pettirossi 527 /casi peru
habitacion (room): 17

this hotel really only costs 750.000 guarani (150 dollar) por month, totalmente amoblado, you have everything here from hechideria (refrigerator) to television, a nice big modern bed (at least in my room, hehe) and a quite clean bathroom with shower and warm water.

you can warm up your food with gas and you will have wi-fi for internet working for around 6 hours every day, more or less. streets are dirty outside but thats normal in asuncion, and even more so at mercado 4 where iam at, hehe.

u all can visit me anytime or also when u feel like going to the clubs or malls etc picking up chicas and looking for a partner to team up!

iam young, 23 and single, consider myself a stylish guy, always good dressed and pimped up, but my spanish is still "improving" and far from good, although iam living here for 6 months. learning a totally new language is a pain in the ass!

johan we must get in contact, du sprichst ja deutsch? soy aleman!

i want to either get women from the streets (much harder) or the semi pros from the shopping mall or diario etc, because iam looking for a novia or maybe marriage too! the vip putas are fucked up and steal the money from an gringo plus they are careless and ignore me as a person, just caring for money. but i have read all of johans postings and i believe hes more experienced/successful with picking up girls/women in paraguay. those are the boys you need to have around!

about my experience of girls and women in paraguay generally:

they are generally either very shy or ignorant, or in rare ocassion very open or curious.

i have seen women turning their faces or even whole body back on me because of shame (mostly young ****d street hookers)

i have seen women not responding me, being totally ignorant. well, or maybe this is because my weak spanish or once again because they are ridicolously shy.

i have seen woman being fascinated, and starring at me or standing close to me in the supermarket, waiting until i would speak to them.

there is still lots to figure out for me.

well, anyways guys, just hang on for a bit, i ll send out the documents asap and when iam able to post threads here, i ll provide u with more info and reports. there are lots of non pros here, you have to digg deeper and that will be my theritory.

sorry for the long posting, but its boring alone here, i do need backup ; )

saludos!

manuel

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Alpha Alemán

05-25-09, 23:22

Chicob

06-08-09, 22:44

Hi guys,

I'm planning to make a trip to Asu in July. Does someone now somethink about a bar (or a disco, I don't know) called Club 54 or something like that, where I heard there are some pros or semi. Pros. That you can pick up at night?

Thanks for the info.

Johan007

06-10-09, 13:49

hi there,

yes i speak german. but as most people here don't i will post this in english.

right now i am living in asu with plans to settle down here. have rented a house with my novia and i am waiting for my permanent visa to get ready. whcih is a pain in the ass as burocrazy is high here: .(

ok buttman. here we go:

1) if you do not speak spanish the girls with charge more. thats everywere the same in south-america, so py is no excepcion in this. make sure you learn the basics in spanish. allthough some country hookies also speak guarani. whcih i also don't speak.

2) my compliments to your hotel. its really cheap! are you sure it's not a love motel? lol i stayed some time at a german run hotel called "las palmas"near centro and paid 23 euros a day including breakies, internet and a pool. realy clean. and save place with friendly staff. i can recommend it highly. the desk guy (and one girl) do speak german. you can bring in hookies if you don't overdo it be friendly with the guard. that helps.

3) please be carefull when walking arround mercado 4. the place is full of pickpockets and the peeps here "smell"gringo from 200 meters distance always keep low profile. never flash out money. and let your rolex or nokia n 95 cell phone at home to me this place looks a bit like asia. open market style place. kindda fun. i love it, but its a pain to get a space for your car.

4) you do like street action? well here's a new one for ye. down near the harbor (el puerto) there are many many brothels which you can go and fuck for low prices (i heard off as 75.000 g for an hour). but. never go there alone. and never after dark. take some bathslippers and a towel and a bar of soap with you. hehehehehehe. when you was there you know why some of the ho's are outside. be carefull some travos are among them, so better "check"before ye do anything

5) send me a pm with your cellphone number and we get in contact. i speak spanish, german, english and dutch and have a car here. (which doesn't mean i will act as your baby sitter. hahahahahah) i need to be carefull as my novia is kindda celosa and freaky. so i need to plan my hookie trips carefully.

6) the girls here love blonde tall guys. so thats maybe an advntage for you. learn spanish and you can pick up some freebies as well! well maybe it cost ye only a meal and some softdrinks. and after that off ye go to a motel!

mercado 4 and the malls are full of tasty young girls! the university areas are also good playgrounds.

take care. auf wiedersehen.

johan

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Alpha Alemán

06-11-09, 19:07

Hi Johan,

Good to see u are still around.

You are right, I figured there are lots of Creeps and "strange" guys at Mercado 4, especially around night. They try to get in conversation with me or offering to drink beer but I just say I dont have time, trying to not be too rude to them.

Though Iam still going often along that street there even at night, because Iam not really afraid, Iam no pussy, but yes its prolly more dangerous in darkness, though less crowded.

I got bitten in the arm by a Travesti in centro some weeks ago, and she stole me 200.000 Guaranies and a Fake Gold Chain (but only worth around 30 Dollar haha)
She was prolly from the Chagueritas, Iam sure that name ring some bells for you, so I decided I wouldnt give her a beat up, if u got the Gangs against you, its save to say better book your flight back to motherland.

Well not sure if I will directly go to the fuck casas, as I said Iam looking for amateurs or even better simple girls next door from the club or mall. You are kind of a Routineer, Iam the Youngster, so I want to take it easy.

I know I need spanish to convince them but most girls and women seem so interested in a young white guy from what I can see, they simply act very shy but u can feel it by the way they look at you when you leave them -
I SO love the Psychology of Attraction!

PS: I recently became "friends" with a 28 yrs old Puta who lived in Germany for 3 years, she speaks German quite well and she is very helpful and supporting, she even lent me money for some time after I got robbed. She lives at the same hotel and she has excellent social skills. I told her the same story, that Iam careful with Putas and would prefer to get to know normal women, she replied "every woman in Paraguay is a Puta" I laughed my ass off so hard after that one, man ;)

Anyways, cant write PMs but make sure to check back some time later,
Correo is damn slow here, and I dont know when I will be Premium Member.

So long,

Saludos,

Manuel

Johan007

06-15-09, 20:00

Bbilly

06-23-09, 00:49

Hey until what date will you be there? I want to stop in and see how it is there, I speak spanish and make a good wingman, get your pm working, out!

Burnie

06-29-09, 13:19

Hi Johann,

long time no speak, I see your travels have finally landed you somewhere.....
Somewhere I am quite curious about as well.
Can you describe PY a bit?

What's the mentality like? I know you are an astute and seasoned expert in this field!
What are people doing to pass time?
Are they fun to be with?
How is the food?
How cheap is it really?
Are there decent places? Photos on Flickr look a bit gypsylike....
Is there reliable Internet to be had?
Do they have an economy at all? Are there any opportunities?

Right answers bring one more gringo to town......

I am currently looking for a place to crash Jan-Mar 2010. In the competition:

Florianopolis
Piriapolis
Chile Coastal (Zappallar?)
Paraguay

(I know, strange competition for Paraguay, but I would be looking for a relaxed sceenic or country lifestyle not too far from a bigger city, with Internet, beach of course is a bonus, but if the lower cost is substantial, I can live without it. Anyway I want it leisurely, no technomusic beaches.....)

Any helpful thoughts for this EU refugee?

Member #4151

07-01-09, 16:27

Yo Burnie.

I've lived off and on in Paraguay for years. In January its unbearably hot in Paraguay. Everyone in their right mind that has the means is in Brasil. Camboriu is the main destination for Paraguayans going to Brasil but Florionopolis is also a good beach destination. I personally dont like florionopolis lay out. The main city is on the bay side with crappy bay water. The good beachs (ingleses) and what not are on the ocean side and are less populated. Camboriu is set up more like Copacabana with city on surf.

As for mongering, its more expensive in Florionopolis but the city is far better that time of year. Same with camboriu. I will avoid paraguay at all costs during their summer. If it was that or back in the US of course id take paraguay but its not ideal in their hot shweaty summer even though theres still putitas to be had.

The food in Paraguay is downright nasty dude. You will most likely get the diarrhea trots if your eating out. Be carefull where you eat. They do have excellent steak and its cheap but just be warned about their food cause even if its tasty going in you may pay for it later. Sanitation is as bad as ive seen anywhere in SA.

Its got some good pussy for good deals but the city is a disaster if you ask me. I personally prefer to pay 30 dollars or so for a piece of poontang in BS AS over 15 in Asuncion. Mainly cause asuncion is a heap of dung in all reality. Its got some nice golf clubs (hotel yacht), but for the most part its unappealing.

Paraguayans are pretty cool and the violence is way lower than in Brasil.

Overall, I like Paraguay certain times of the year and for limited amounts of time... It gets boring, especially if you figure your shag lasts 30 min-1 hour and then your stuck in a sheeat hole for the reaminder of the 23 hours or so.

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Member #4151

07-02-09, 15:41

Mar del Plata in Argentina would also be a great spot to check out for Jan and Feb. Then, maybe make your way back to PAraguay in March when it should be a bit cooler.

The poontang over in Mar del is a better deal than in florionopolis and its really party time over there from dec-feb. In my opinion, the gauchinas in Brasil are hot as hell but they got plenty of fine ladies to shagg over at Mar del too.

Id completely forget about Chile as I didnt like their monger scene compared to Argentina, Brasil, Paraguay. There are however, some nice non-pro poosays over in chile for sure but you may have to date them a bit before they deliver the flower.

Burnie

07-08-09, 19:19

Jerry,

many thanks for the good advice!

I see limited career oportunities at the Paraguayan turism board for you from now on, although the city report was really helpful. As I am looking at the overall package - not just cheap and accessible - I will avoid Paraguay in summer and look at southern Brasil, Uruguay and Argentina instead.

Alpha Alemán

07-12-09, 21:59

Does Chacaritas ring a bell for me? Hell YES. Just stay the f*ck outta there.! Asuncion is relatively harmless compared to other large LA cities. But this barrio need to be avoided at all costs! (realy)

One thing I didn't understand how the heck a trannie can bite you? I see some of these trannies along the mainroads if you go from asu to Fernando and San Lorenzo. They always stand with their ass towards the road so you can't see their faces. Get it? I must admit some of them look realy attractive. Allthough when you get to see their faces that should wake you up

PY woman Putas? Well I don'ty know about that but they all need money more or less and love sex. So 1+1=2. Hell I think even many Euro girls are putas too. LOL. If you find girls that do NOT need money they are "chuci"girls (from rich parents) and NOT very likely to hit the sack with any guy NOT driving arround in a NEW SUV car with a rolex on his wrist Here these kind of show off MTF's are all over the place. Just go a Saturday evening to "Faces"and you'll see what I mean.

Thing is to find a good quality-performance ratio. Hahahahahah

PY woman love assertive man. So if you act shy I am afraid you will get nowere.

A Puta that lends you money? . OO man you have to bring me in contact with her. I allready love here. LOL I hope you are not the jealous kind of guy.(just kidding)

What ever you do. NEVER EVER MARRY anyone here! You can just live with a woman and if you make a kid just recognise it by notary. But do NOT marry her. As after a divorce you will get CREAMED over. And have to pay a LOT or money! Prenuptials don't work here for gringos.:.(

One thing is realy BAD about PY woman. And that is most of them hate anal action:.(that is MY experience.

Anyways. Close to the BUS terminal some real gems can be picked up IF you speak the lingo! The area is packed with cheapo love motels. They are clean and save. No questions asked. So better use them. Never go to a putas place. Unless you realyyyyy know her and trust her., . But then again can anyone trust any puta?

Yes I am still arround. And hopefully will be for a long time

JohanJo Johan, I even thought about buying a gun for my security, a small one like Glock 28 which is hard to spot for the polis, but Iam probably stepping into new troubles in my young years as a guest in a foreign country. Just I don't let a fucking Dick-***** getting away with my money on open street. Iam a tall robust guy and could have easily crushed her. There are districts in Germany far more dangerous (I fear Anabolica stuffed violent Arabian men more than small built Latinos)

No I am not jealous at all, I don't want Ewelyn, she is just an amiga more or less. And shes a puta, don't forget that. She speaks quite good german and does have 2 kids. I can introduce her to you if we meet. Shes not my type, prefer curvy type, not super slim.

Iam not shy at all but I will be honest now, I don't know where to start in the first place with my lack of spanish. I rather tend to be the dominant type of guy, can be even aggressive if something really pisses me off. But I got humour, I can make a girl laugh, Iam intelligent (play Poker more or less sucessful), I try to help people if I feel they are in need etc.

But not always good attributes are paying off, especially in a corrupt shit hole with fuckers trying to get my money from all sides. Idiot Taxi drivers who carelessly drive to a gasolina to fuel and let me wait, or restaurants simply making their Hamburguesas overprized for Papa Gringo, sometimes as a MAN you need to be forceful or use the word "NO".

I think you are wrong about Anal sex, at least all the Putas in Diario Popular claim they do it for no extra price involved, but then again we are the Gringos, use the word NO if she tries to get on your pocket, and throw her out if she doesn't understand it. Use a slight bit of violence, girls here are used to that shit anyways, they probably even like it, I wouldn't be surprised.

I didn't try a Puta until now because I want to start Picking up girls next door. They are probably less likely to steal anything from me. Don't get me wrong Iam not Paranoid or so, but we are in a Third world country and criminality and corruption rule the streets.

PS: You can also find me at forum of progressive-seduction, german board. My nickname there "AlphaOne".

Saludos,

Manuel

Johan007

07-20-09, 15:08

Hi,

First of all. Whatever you do never buy an illegal gun if you are a turist! And second after that even if you buy it. Do not ware it with you or use it!

The realy mobster guys here come in 3-4 guys at once. And they also have guns. So forget about that cratp about buying a gun. You get killed. Ok?

You can buy a gun if you have you permanent visum here. But then its legal.

Get it?

Ok. I was kindda busy these past 2 weeks with my new house wich I bought. So thats why my late reaction here on the board.

Why you don't apply for a basic curse of spanish lessons for gringos. There are many of them in asuncion.

Second of all I would join a dance school.

For picking up girls on the street you need to know spanish. Just be good looking, tall and blond won't help you further if you don't speak the lingo! In the end you will get creamed over and loose your $$$.

Ooo by the way the pig fever (h1n1) thing is getting out of hand here so better ware a mouth mask if you walk in areas with populated places such as you beloved mercado 4 looks stupid but keeps you save from any person that has h1n1. And wash your hands frequently during the day.

You still live in that hotel close to mercado 4?

Do not eat stuff from street joints!

Just trying to help here.

Be cool

Johan

Alpha Alemán

09-07-09, 07:15

I am still alive don't worry, hahaha!

Well I just want to buy a revolver for my security, but I have thrown that thought for the moment. I drive taxi at night almost all the time. Its affordable here.

I have made some friends already, you will meet me at La Cubana at Saturday nights for example. I often wear fancy clothes and use dominant (Alpha male) body language so you can't miss me. The Chicas seem to be easily attracted to me, tho I speak so bad spanish, I dunno LOL.

There arent that many gringos in PY and they LOVE us, no? .

I almost flirted with the HOTTIE novia of one of my german friends which I made there. Pretty funny, she happened to be my ideal type of woman, young, sexy, short and voluptous built. (booty for months, haha! )

But it remained to Eye contact and smiling each other, cause thats part of my strategy actually.

My tactic was to make friends with the german guy first, and oh I tell you this was just too fuckin funny. He told me about his grandfather in Munich who is I'll and other stuff I didn't care about. Basically his whole life story.; D

I hung around with that dude that whole night, he seemed to like me. We did one venue change to a casino bar. His novia and her two amigas were all in the right mood, all dancing and shaking their money makers..

I exchanged numbers and he took me back to Edificio Weimar (my hotel) Pretty laid back dude, he didn't even realized I tried to flirt with his chick. Pretty sure I will get her number next time and make friends, I respect a relationship so I don't think I will try to seduce her before he cheated on her or any problems involved. (Afterall contacts who speak my lingo are always nice, as long as there isn't money involved. Excluding drinks)

I did just one terrible mistake when running game, when one of her amigas who I wasnt so much attracted wanted to dance and I declined the offer.

Its always important to socialise with ALL of the involved people of the group, plus I would have ended up in the bed with her thats for sure.

Now she could very likely play the bad obstacle and tell her to keep distance from me, she felt disappointed, and women always use their emotions to reflect situations. That is their nature.

I do know a lot about pick up, yet still need to become less greedy and focus on my strategy or else I could end up with nothing when I could have all of them.

So as you can clearly see now, Iam more interested in club or street/mall game than on Putas (every chick here is a Puta more or less)

So Iam here only to make contacts.

Iam looking for wing partners to life the good life.

And no I repeat NO man needs much money to become laid every weekend.

Dress noble / cool, act alpha, learn Pick Up / Progressive Seduction.

No where else is Pimping as easy as in PY. Thats for sure.

The potential is impressive, and Iam just a young man using his eyes and brain, and maybe I speak things others don't dare to say, which is good imo.

So hopefully we will meet soon, we can arrange a time and place, La Cubana or whereever and I ll introduce you to some of my friends and vice versa.

Hasta luego,

Manuel

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Alpha Alemán

09-10-09, 12:40

About your idea taking dancing lessons.

This could turn out to be extremely helpful actually.

If I can manage to get a woman of my choice to dance with me, I could use this as a silent way of seduction, without having to talk too much.

My only problem would be to get her to dance with me in the first place.

(I feel somewhat weird to just ask a women who doesn't know me if she d like to dance.)

And what kind of dancing style should I learn here?

I am afraid its the wrong forum for discussing all this stuff.

But If you know of any courses and also about a variety of prizes, this would be very appreciated.

Thanks

Alpha Alemán

09-19-09, 01:04

So I went into some fuck house.

Calle Eusebio Ayala. Close to Mercado 4.

Very bad experience. Be careful.

Paid 10.000 for a glass Beer which they gave me without me even asking for.

What a joke. Its about 2 Dollars.

First refused to pay, then they wanted to call the police.

I paid and left, what a fuckin joke. Its like in Puerto rico, gringos get sucked out. Also I heard they sometimes put sleeping pills in the drinks, you can imagine what will happen.

Be careful white boys, those nasty putas arent clean at all, they all go for the money.

Need your help Johan, I want to pick up not pay to get robbed in the end.

I start to dislike PY.

Pija666

09-23-09, 18:31

Pages to look at the merchandise at Set. 2009

www.sexmania.com.py
www.asunsex.com.py
www.fuego.com.py
www.sexoenparaguay.com

I hope it helps the interested in PY.

Kicks Fet

09-27-09, 20:56

Hi Manuel,

I'm a foreigner here in Asuncion. I'm here since quite some times, so I understand that sometimes you can be fed up of Paraguay. But you have to play with the local rules, like don't go near the Mercado 4 or on Eusebio Ayala to find girl or Fuck house. It's not a good place, like The terminal area also. Even for the local people it's no so safe. Basicaly in the center you've got the best places for that. And the girls are better than there also.

Actually, if you go on the websites that Pija666 give you, you will find these places. Otherwise just ask me, we can make a tour one day.

Best regards

So I went into some fuck house.

Calle Eusebio Ayala. Close to Mercado 4.

Very bad experience. Be careful.

Paid 10.000 for a glass Beer which they gave me without me even asking for.

What a joke. Its about 2 Dollars.

First refused to pay, then they wanted to call the police.

I paid and left, what a fuckin joke. Its like in Puerto rico, gringos get sucked out. Also I heard they sometimes put sleeping pills in the drinks, you can imagine what will happen.

Be careful white boys, those nasty putas arent clean at all, they all go for the money.

Need your help Johan, I want to pick up not pay to get robbed in the end.

I start to dislike PY.

Johan007

10-05-09, 14:16

I am sorry guys. These past weeks I was kindda busy with my new house. And as you know that needs attended all time. Becoz PY construcion workers are lazy bums and do nothing if the "boss" is not arround. (no offence).

Last half of October I have more free time.

Sorry

Johan

Alpha Alemán

10-07-09, 02:20

The girls outside are normal and still sexy, I just cant speak real spanish so they wont date me I think. But the main problem is all the women in PY are shy and when I try to talk to them, they smile and pass by.

I prefer normal women over putas, even over those who are supposed to be "safe", from expensive agencias in area centro.

If I fail with women that just means I fail in life, no offense but any man should be able to attract a woman (and not just because of money).

And how can I trust you? Maybe you are searching customers for your
agency. The places Pija666 mentioned are good for people who are afraid to get rejected by girls in the club, or who are sex tourists who have their wifes home.

U can show me some places but I dont think I will enter them.

I will make myself more clear, Iam looking for a girlfriend, get that?

Hi Manuel,

I'm a foreigner here in Asuncion. I'm here since quite some times, so I understand that sometimes you can be fed up of Paraguay. But you have to play with the local rules, like don't go near the Mercado 4 or on Eusebio Ayala to find girl or Fuck house. It's not a good place, like The terminal area also. Even for the local people it's no so safe. Basicaly in the center you've got the best places for that. And the girls are better than there also.

Actually, if you go on the websites that Pija666 give you, you will find these places. Otherwise just ask me, we can make a tour one day.

Best regards

Alpha Alemán

10-19-09, 06:34

i know its the wrong forum to discuss my pick up attempts, but since its kind of inactive here and there really are not many forums about py or women in py, iam gonna share you my latest experiences. well maybe some people are (just as me) looking for a bit more than a puta (or companion) and it should be a helpful info.

first of all, sadly child prostitution is extremely common nowadays in py. in fact the bordell in eusebio ayala, which i mentioned earlier is full of teenies, not only girls, but also ****d boys. 13-17.

i know it because my py friend wanted to f*ck there and i waited outside. (he didn't have enough money tho and i didn't help him)

now to my latest (annoying) experience in club africa last friday. i went there with my py buddy, entry is 10.000 (2 $) per person, which is very cheap.

so far, so good. i checked out the location and the people, lots of teenagers, which is not all that bad in this case. music is definetly too loud.

you can't really talk to somebody so i tried my luck and tried to take a girl to dance with me. she was one of the only girls dancing with another girl and not with a guy, which happened to be her sister (or thats what she told me)

i asked her several questions. name, age, kids, usual stuff, she probably lied at all, maria, 22, 4 kids. haha.

she asked me to buy beer, and dumb as iam i did so. i danced with her, then her sister asked me to buy more beer, not realizing they were both toying with me like a stupid dog. she suddenly said she was going to the toilette, and that i should wait for her. she didn't come back. i punched my fist at the wall, about me being so naive, then funnily the security took me out, because they thought i wanted to harm someone, haha! one policeman came and treated me with handcuffs if i didn't leave the place. i was able to avoid this situation when i left, but in that moment the worst part of the whole night came right into my face, when i walked away a bit i saw the same girl in some mercedes with an ugly old man and i thought if i was in the wrong movie.

when i walked to my hotel, i saw other ****d putas and some wannabes with mostly mercedes/bmw around them. (as if this is the status for money, they probably didn't buy the cars by themself)

i was in such a bad mood that i insulted some putas. well i was a bit drunk at that point as well.

conclusion: the gringo thing is overrated. py people drive our cars to boost themself, but their women are too dumb to value a european man.

maybe i try mexico next year. buenos aires should be better too.

asuncion is a mess, its totally illegal, ugly and fucked up place.

but a paradise for sick old nasty ****s.

Herbert Meier

10-22-09, 23:31

hey german buttman!

i think your problem is that the girls in general do not like you. i mean, you go to fucked up places only and you are suprised that the hookers there do not want to have a serious relationship with you but only your money. man, it is like that on the whole planet.

if you want to have a paid fuck, go to a fuck house and enjoy paraguay. those are two different things!

i know its the wrong forum to discuss my pick up attempts, but since its kind of inactive here and there really are not many forums about py or women in py, iam gonna share you my latest experiences. well maybe some people are (just as me) looking for a bit more than a puta (or companion) and it should be a helpful info.

first of all, sadly child prostitution is extremely common nowadays in py. in fact the bordell in eusebio ayala, which i mentioned earlier is full of teenies, not only girls, but also ****d boys. 13-17.

i know it because my py friend wanted to f*ck there and i waited outside. (he didn't have enough money tho and i didn't help him)

now to my latest (annoying) experience in club africa last friday. i went there with my py buddy, entry is 10.000 (2 $) per person, which is very cheap.

so far, so good. i checked out the location and the people, lots of teenagers, which is not all that bad in this case. music is definetly too loud.

you can't really talk to somebody so i tried my luck and tried to take a girl to dance with me. she was one of the only girls dancing with another girl and not with a guy, which happened to be her sister (or thats what she told me)

i asked her several questions. name, age, kids, usual stuff, she probably lied at all, maria, 22, 4 kids. haha.

she asked me to buy beer, and dumb as iam i did so. i danced with her, then her sister asked me to buy more beer, not realizing they were both toying with me like a stupid dog. she suddenly said she was going to the toilette, and that i should wait for her. she didn't come back. i punched my fist at the wall, about me being so naive, then funnily the security took me out, because they thought i wanted to harm someone, haha! one policeman came and treated me with handcuffs if i didn't leave the place. i was able to avoid this situation when i left, but in that moment the worst part of the whole night came right into my face, when i walked away a bit i saw the same girl in some mercedes with an ugly old man and i thought if i was in the wrong movie.

when i walked to my hotel, i saw other ****d putas and some wannabes with mostly mercedes/bmw around them. (as if this is the status for money, they probably didn't buy the cars by themself)

i was in such a bad mood that i insulted some putas. well i was a bit drunk at that point as well.

conclusion: the gringo thing is overrated. py people drive our cars to boost themself, but their women are too dumb to value a european man.

maybe i try mexico next year. buenos aires should be better too.

asuncion is a mess, its totally illegal, ugly and fucked up place.

but a paradise for sick old nasty ****s.

Alpha Alemán

10-23-09, 06:37

Sorry Senor, thats Bullsh*t.

I go to the club to get to know and pick up regulars, just like I would do so in my home country.

I want to have fun and stay in contact with a girl, and be able to TALK with her, despite Sexual contact.

I know I speak not fluent at all, but I can already hold a (broken) conversation with use of my dictionary. And I know some words by myself by now.

Is that too much expected from trying a club here?

I wont pay her, I buy her stuff she needs at best (clothes, makeup whatever)

Well maybe some admin just deletes my posts here, my interests are not matching this forum`s supposed topic.

I apologize.

Bigcebu

10-23-09, 19:00

Maybe I try Mexico next year. Buenos Aires should be better too.Both destinations are not the best for mongering either. To dam expensive. Go to Asia!

Alpha Alemán

10-24-09, 06:06

Both destinations are not the best for mongering either. To dam expensive. Go to Asia!Haha, yea Asia is like free pussy.

Just too bad I like Latin women and not so much into flat Asian ones.

Kicks Fet

10-27-09, 02:54

Keep cool German Buttman. I've just said that I can show you some places, I never say I'm in it! Actually I don't like to pay for that, as my favorite part is the hunting part.

Actually Africa is like Eusebio Ayala for putas, it's quite not the best part of Paraguay Disco.

And speaking spanish is not necessary all the time. Two weeks ago I was in "La cubana" and without a word I catch a beautiful little bird! A beautiful blonde girl. But as I already have my second part, I just let her leave.

If you want to find GFE go to real Club, like Coyotte, La cubana or Faces.

PS: I don't have agency, and I'm not the proprietary of these 3 clubs neither.

The girls outside are normal and still sexy, I just cant speak real spanish so they wont date me I think. But the main problem is all the women in PY are shy and when I try to talk to them, they smile and pass by.

I prefer normal women over putas, even over those who are supposed to be "safe", from expensive agencias in area centro.

If I fail with women that just means I fail in life, no offense but any man should be able to attract a woman (and not just because of money).

And how can I trust you? Maybe you are searching customers for your
agency. The places Pija666 mentioned are good for people who are afraid to get rejected by girls in the club, or who are sex tourists who have their wifes home.

U can show me some places but I dont think I will enter them.

I will make myself more clear, Iam looking for a girlfriend, get that?

Alpha Alemán

10-27-09, 14:01

Keep cool German Buttman. I've just said that I can show you some places, I never say I'm in it! Actually I don't like to pay for that, as my favorite part is the hunting part.Thats the Attitude I like! :)

And sorry for the misjudge, but its just hard to trust any people in PY.

As u know, most people here are broke and they only want to get to know you for just 1 thing - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

When you make some money in Poker, people are jealous and want to be your mate. I smell those people within 3 minutes.

Well sorry again and by the way Iam always open for some club action!

Johan007

11-03-09, 16:56

Haha, yea Asia is like free pussy.

Just too bad I like Latin women and not so much into flat Asian ones.

That counts for me too. I once was in the Filipines and didn't like it.

Nowadays Thailand is also quite expensive and the little women in the land of smiles do know their prices. A friend of mine visited this country recently and told me about it.

PY is NOT (I repeat) NOT that cheap at all. If you know what I mean.

Fe most laptops are way more expensive then in the US or Europe and have less features. Cheap? Don't think so!

Second hand cars are outrageous expensive here! For some piece of sh&t that not would cost 1000 euros in Europe and is 14 years old they want to have 4000 USD here! Cheap? Don't think so!

Thats just are examples. Even the meat in nearby Clorinda (Argentina) is cheaper as in PY!

Most real pretty women that want to be hookies leave for Argentina, Brasil. Or Spain. Normaly you don't find women above 25 in the clubs as most of them are married and have kids. And thus can not go out because that's not very common here. Most women between 25-35 I know that are single all are friends or collegues from my novia! Most of them have 2-3 kids. A woman aged 30 without any kids is vrey rare. And usualy bad news. Well and I do NOT want to mess arround with them for obvious reasons.

Johan

Mata Gringos

11-05-09, 06:08

Thats the Attitude I like! :)

And sorry for the misjudge, but its just hard to trust any people in PY.

As u know, most people here are broke and they only want to get to know you for just 1 thing - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

When you make some money in Poker, people are jealous and want to be your mate. I smell those people within 3 minutes.

Well sorry again and by the way Iam always open for some club action!

Haha....This post is hilarious. As Herbert says it might be something wrong with you attitude. Its really funny to read your first postings when arriving to the country dropping all that pick-up artist mumbo jambo and then gradually read about your growing frustration which as you see it of course is created by them (including the ones in the forum you believe tries to cheat you) and not yourself.

Alpha Alemán

11-07-09, 18:45

Haha....This post is hilarious. As Herbert says it might be something wrong with you attitude. Its really funny to read your first postings when arriving to the country dropping all that pick-up artist mumbo jambo and then gradually read about your growing frustration which as you see it of course is created by them (including the ones in the forum you believe tries to cheat you) and not yourself.At first I didnt want to comment to you, but please, if u dont know what Pick Up is just be quiet and dont try to act insightful k?

This stuff works with any kind of women and any place. Top models and rich women, married women...etc

Just a few links:

http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/

http://www.doubleyourdating.com/

http://www.stylelife.com/vbulletin/index.php

Its a community of 100 thousands.

But I will try Mexico and maybe the Carribean next year, made some positive experiences online.
Most women seem to be into European men for a change.
PY women/people are hmm.. just a bit weird when they see extranjeros imo. Some dont act polite, when I just say "Hola/Buenos Dias", many ignore me cause Iam extranjero. It just pisses me off, what did I do?
There is no chemistry, maybe its just me.
But Iam usually not that pessimistic like it sounds.

Actually you guys should be thankful, Iam only 24, not 40 and not going to PY, like a tourist who isolates himself in his hotel and ocasionally visits the casa masaje and leaves back to wifey the next day. I try to get something out of the places I stay. Can u hear me? Only Confidence is key.

Probs to Johan who decided to settle down here, I wont do that, the culture barrier seems too big here. Of course there are openminded people but they are too few here. PY is too traditional, other places are more global I believe.

PS: My optimium for real damn FINE Latinas would be San Antonio, Texas, but its just almost impossible to get into the States as everyone knows. :-/

Saludos

Manuel (still trying...)

Johan007

11-13-09, 12:46

at German Buttman:

Personaly I think with your attitude PY is NOT the good country for you.

You know. Here are many Paraguayians that DO have money. And look good! So most women DO have a very high selfestime. And not all Paraguayian women are waiting for some german Turist with a big mouth to come to their country. Thats how I see it.

I would prefer a PY women that looks like a 6 ANY day over a German woman that looks like an 8. Catch my drift?

Take my advice and leave PY. You only loose your money and get frustrated.

And forget about San Antonio. The mexican gangs there surely don't like you would pick up their women. LOL Also I would skip Argentina.!

Personaly I would FIRST work on your personality. And after that you can critizise other people.

Hasta la pasta

Johan

Jon32

11-24-09, 08:23

At first I didnt want to comment to you, but please, if u dont know what Pick Up is just be quiet and dont try to act insightful k?

This stuff works with any kind of women and any place. Top models and rich women, married women...etc

Just a few links:

http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/

http://www.doubleyourdating.com/

http://www.stylelife.com/vbulletin/index.php

Its a community of 100 thousands.

But I will try Mexico and maybe the Carribean next year, made some positive experiences online.
Most women seem to be into European men for a change.
PY women/people are hmm.. just a bit weird when they see extranjeros imo. Some dont act polite, when I just say "Hola/Buenos Dias", many ignore me cause Iam extranjero. It just pisses me off, what did I do?
There is no chemistry, maybe its just me.
But Iam usually not that pessimistic like it sounds.

Actually you guys should be thankful, Iam only 24, not 40 and not going to PY, like a tourist who isolates himself in his hotel and ocasionally visits the casa masaje and leaves back to wifey the next day. I try to get something out of the places I stay. Can u hear me? Only Confidence is key.

Probs to Johan who decided to settle down here, I wont do that, the culture barrier seems too big here. Of course there are openminded people but they are too few here. PY is too traditional, other places are more global I believe.

PS: My optimium for real damn FINE Latinas would be San Antonio, Texas, but its just almost impossible to get into the States as everyone knows. :-/

Saludos

Manuel (still trying...)

San Antiono LOL. You've got a lot to learn....

Half the people on this board have banged more non-pro chicas then you have or will. It's a mongering forum. Doesn't mean we havent heard of your sites or are complete social retards (unlike your online poker friends who 95% are total misfits). This forum is about pros.

Germans never fail to surprise me with their annoying, arrogant, obnoxious, shallow, materialistic, disciplinarian, and authoritarian attitudes. You hit 5 of those on the head.

Well, you did one thing right....you got out of germany. If that's not the worst place to live in the world (barring extreme poverty) I dont know what is.

Iam Zon

11-25-09, 00:54

Hola Fellas. Zon here.

I'm an Norte Americano. Lived in the DR for half a year; Cali Colombia for a half a year. So I have gotten my bumps along the way. Learning Spanish. And interested in Paraguay.

Sorry for the seemingly pussy questions. Especially for a newbie. But, the German But guy's recent post did little to clarify the subject. Understatement!

I am looking for a place where I would like to hang out, do a little mongering, a little partying. And along the way meet real people. So, my questions is more tourist / non pro centered.

Can we start a recent thread discussing the people and how they behave to gringos. Men and women. Really, I am looking for a little insight into the types of things that would best prepare me for a 2. 3 week long visit. Probably, no wingman. But, that's OKAY. I make friends quick. Plus, I am lucky.

Thanks for the help.

Zon

Alpha Alemán

11-26-09, 10:10

Thanks for the constructive criticism, especially to Jon, who reasoned my attitude just by "being german". Seriously, how narrow minded can a person get?

Thats like I would say that all americans are fat. You are 32? You make me sad. /Offtopic: And yes many Poker players are nerds, like Elky, a nerd with around 6 million dollars. Bye Jon.

So I will just reply to Johan (PS: Whats up with our "date? "; the Maybe rate someone after you got to know him.)

at German Buttman:

You know. Here are many Paraguayians that DO have money.

Thats in contradiction with your other post on Asuncion topic. And personally I believe and SEE that there are about 70% poor as f*ck watching my wallet when I flash it, 25% have decent income and 5% are considered rich in european standarts.

And look good!

Hmm, some women definetly yes, but men NO. Did you count how many are obese / old? :D

And not all Paraguayian women are waiting for some german Turist with a big mouth to come to their country. Thats how I see it.

Hmm, yea Iam just a german tourist with a big mouth, thats part of my attitude you know?? *sarcasm off*

I would prefer a PY women that looks like a 6 ANY day over a German woman that looks like an 8. Catch my drift?

MAN, THATS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE YOU !! WE BOTH FCKIN LOVE LATINAS !! so whats all with the hatin? :)

Take my advice and leave PY. You only loose your money and get frustrated.

Well, there is also always the possibility to earn some and be not so much frustrated anymore :) But few people try to cream me here on M4 anymore. Some know me already. :P Thats what I call success.

And forget about San Antonio. The mexican gangs there surely don't like you would pick up their women. LOL Also I would skip Argentina.!

Yea what else should I skip? Maybe I should life on Moon.

Just some info on San Antonio:

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Antonio

Especially this part:

"Die kulturelle Vielfalt der Stadt ist von spanischen, mexikanischen, angloamerikanischen und DEUTSCHEN Einflüssen geprägt."

Also this site:

http://www.germancontest.org/germansa/

Interesting isnt it? I made some female online friends from SA and they said that they like germany and would like to visit germany one day.

Mexican mafia blabla, if the women like me, then the women like me and no Mafia papi chulo can do a sh*t about it. My problem about San Antonio and the States in general is, obviously I dont possess a green card so SA is out of question atm (until I have built serious capital..then probably)
Have to inform myself about immigration in Mexico. Should be easier there.

Personaly I would FIRST work on your personality. And after that you can critizise other people.

Hasta la pasta

Johan

Well mate, I got bitten and robbed by a TS here. The other night I wore a knife for the very same reason. But got checked by a police guard who wanted to arrest me, although I explained, so then I had to pay 200.000 (30 euro). I dont know who actually takes this money (probably himself?) This country is way too corrupt and intransparent :(

So this are just small things that [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) me off and have nothing to do with my personality but are just a bit out of dissapointment or bad experiences which I reported here, so others can take a bit of info and be more careful about it.

Iam young and do my mistakes, but no one is perfect or?

Viva La Vida.
Manuel

Johan007

11-27-09, 13:02

Ok for starters I don't hate anyone here. Just sometimes myself because I am still wondering WHY I ever married my first wife.? Thinking with the little head downthere never is advisable.

Secondly I'd only gave you a few pointers but reading your postings its obvious you allready know almost everything.

Thirdly I don't know sh*t about Poker and I also don't want to know it. Because I make my money in another way. I don't have the time to stray many hours a day (or night) in my computer in internet to play a cardgame.

Fourth. I told you to learn spanish. Thats the KEY here just as in many other SA countries.

Fifth. I know many barrios were there are BIG expensive houses with guards and domestic workers (empleadas). Who sell for 500. 000 USD or more. And also the Paraguyans love to ACT as if they are poor but in fact DO have money. What you see just is a facade.

HEEE in about 2 weeks my business is up and running and you come in and eat some "reibekuchen" or a real belgian waffle. Hows that? Relax man.

I also have real "Zapf Bier".

AtZon: welcome here. PY is a nice country to monger but you NEED to speak spanish. If you NOT speak it. You will get lost. But I assume you speak spanish.

I myself too was rather found of the DR. But for personal reasons I choose to live in PY. However I know in the DR you have many many pretty women.

However I think in PY you have more personal freedom.

PY women are quite the opposite of DR women in many ways. They tend to be shy and timid. But thats only the first impression IMHO

If you have more questions feel free to PM me.

Bye

Johan

Alpha Alemán

11-29-09, 10:07

HEEE in about 2 weeks my business is up and running and you come in and eat some "reibekuchen" or a real belgian waffle. Hows that? Relax man.

I also have real "Zapf Bier".:D Hmm a baker's shop? Sounds like I cant decline that offer.

You can bring nothing but quality to this country. Competition? If you worked half way successful in your country in Europe, you will work even more successful here as ppl are used to less quality.

Volpone

12-15-09, 18:50

Funny, I have just read the 5 first pages on this forum and so many write that Asuncion is boring.....
If you speak Spanish, why Asuncion is boring ????

It seems that it is easy to date, to get 1 or 2 girlfriends....
Sex is very cheap in brothels.....
Good meat....
Paradise would be the correct word instead of boring....
It seems to me a very good way to improve the level of Spanish by having a good time.
That would be nice to read your point of vue, guys...

Westy

12-15-09, 21:06

If you speak Spanish, why Asuncion is boring?

It seems that it is easy to date, to get 1 or 2 girlfriends.

Sex is very cheap in brothels.

Good meat.

Paradise would be the correct word instead of boring.My perspective on this is that Asuncion doesn't have as much in the way of "touristic/cultural" attractions as you'll find in larger cities, such as Buenos Aires, Sao Paulo, Rio de Janeiro, or even Montevideo.

My first visit to Asuncion was a turning point in my life. Because it was there that I got introduced to "la vida nocturna", by a friend & colleague who had been stationed in Asuncion for several years, who knew the "hot spots, " and who wanted to share the delights of "las paraguayitas" with me. I had been without a girlfriend for well over a decade, before my first "vida loca" visit to Asuncion; that visit was a great turning point in my life.

Paraguay is a relatively poor country with a low gross domestic product. Consequently the price of visiting is low. Good lodging is inexpensive, dinner out is "muy economico, " nightclubbin' is cheap as well. And this leaves a visitor from a "rich" country (such as the USA in my case) with plenty of money in his pocket. You can take your sweetie to a good restaurant (like Aquarela, the Hacienda de las Palomas, or the Paulista Grill. All in Villa Morro) for less than you'd pay to go to a cheap place in Washington, DC, by yourself. You can easily afford the little gifts and generosities that'll sweeten her even more. And even the way that "first-world" gentlemen are accustomed to treat our dates, leave the Paraguayita feeling like a princess!

In return, those I've been with made me feel like a King!

But do realize that Paraguay is landlocked, and its low economy means there aren't a whole lot of "interesting" things to see and visit and do. Other than improving your Spanish with "una diccionaria con pelo largo", and all the pleasures that go with this "Great Game. "

(And as I think of these pleasures, I'm wondering if it's time for a fresh visit!)

That's my perspective. Hope it helps.

Dickhead

12-16-09, 02:46

While conventional thinking says Paraguay is land-locked, I'd argue that the river border makes it less "land locked" than say Bolivia or Afghanistan. But yeah, it's kind of boring culturally. No famous paraguayan authors, musicians, playwrights, inventors, or anything that I am aware of. However, and importantly, I have mongered on five continents and paraguayas can remove their clothing faster than any other women on the planet I have encountered so far. BTW nationalities are not capitalized in español so don't flip me any shit about that.

The all-time record was achieved by a paraguaya by the stage name of Lise. I picked her out of the line-up, she entered the room, and in fewer than ten seconds she was naked and I had entered her. I do believe it was around seven seconds.

And after the deed is done they are in no hurry to put their clothes back on. Anyone ever fuck a dominicana? "¿Terminaste? ¿Terminaste? ¿Terminaste?" every five seconds. Fuck that shit.

I used to have this paraguaya, maybe the best fuck of my entire worthless life, come to my apartment in Buenos Aires and fuck me while her husband waited in the coffee shop downstairs. Her favorite saying was "Dame toda tu leche in mi concha mi amor. Dame dame dame." Haven't seen her in five years as she landed the big kahuna and moved to Spain, but I still yearn for her tragically. She was from Jaguarè or however the hell it is spelled.

Volpone

12-31-09, 11:22

Alpha Alemán

01-03-10, 16:32

Thank you very much Dickhead and Westy for your point of vue,

I still think that Asuncion is a good destination for me. I am not so interested in touristic things, I much prefer dating girls and learning the language by talking to them or just by reading the newspapers or books or watching the tv.

So there are 99 % of chances that I will go there in a relatively next future.Yea besides that I STILL get nervous when walking the Mercado 4 at day (everyone looks at you and I MEAN everyone!) I fuckin love love love the women here. Imo PY have the sexiest BBW women on the earth (You know, thick pearshaped women if you like that.; D) and also the sexiest young chicas with perfect apple bottoms that give you the boner. Thinking about how they all love anal action, I somehow can't find myself in another country even tho besides the women PY is a shithole to be honest. But Iam young, solo and horny. With money which is well spent here.

About the language, maybe it won't be enough to learn spanish, people have guarani accent which makes it even harder, sometimes impossible to understand a s*h*I*t

And somehow I think just touching a chick is enough. Why talk a lot? They think we white people are all millionaires. Like the ones who own a Villa here and drive AMG Mercedes.

Nice to see there are fellow guys out there who not just want to come over for Pro action. If you need some wing guy hit me up at my hotel.

Well here are good news.

Mercado 4 seems like a hidden Casa de Masaje. I dunno but the women who sell look at me and seem to wait for something, sometimes they even talk about me with their female friends and giggle. I like that. (well, afterall women here love threesomes.) But Iam damn bad at opening women (Yes Iam scared of rejection LOL) If someone has Pick Up skills PY is THE place to be imo.

Manuel

Johan007

02-02-10, 13:48

Thank you very much Dickhead and Westy for your point of vue,
I still think that Asuncion is a good destination for me. I am not so interested in touristic things, I much prefer dating girls and learning the language by talking to them or just by reading the newspapers or books or watching the tv....
So there are 99 % of chances that I will go there in a relatively next future....If you realy like loud expenisve discos or seaside boulevards asuncion is NOT for you. This capital is one of the smallest capitals in south-America. And also one of the cheapest. Pussy is cheap here. TRUE. But if you ever want to BUY a car here its NOT cheap!

Furthermore PY is a very conservetive country. (threesomes? Huh? Don't think so.). So I never seen any girls here sunbathing without a TOP. Infact most of them seem to be afraid of the sun. WHY? The sun here can shine very hard here and temperatures can rise as high as 40 degrees Celsius EASELY! Thats why they all walk along with their thermos filled with ice water and terere

If you speak spanish and love hunting non-pros this is a very good place to B.

IMHO Asuncion is way more safe then Caracas, Bogota, Sao Paulo or Rio.! But don't push your luck when your put on your rolex and are walking in a not so nice area at night. YOU could be in for a NASTY surprise!

However I do live here for about a year and I must say it can be a bit BORING. I do miss the sea side.

Johan

Westy

02-03-10, 03:57

Johan, you're right that the discos aren't all that expensive, but they can still be all that loud. Big speakers and amplifiers are cheap in Ciudad del Este.

I actually had my so-far-one-and-only threesome in Asuncion. There was more story behind it than I'd care to share in public; but I will say it was my last night in ASU, that trip, and it was something of a "grudge match."

Would like to get back some day, though, for Bavieras on ice at the Choperia del Puerto - and the weekend-evening buffet, if it still goes, at El Ciervo Blanco. Not to mention Aquarela and the Paulista Grill, in Villa Morro.

Cheers - Westy

Ticoyo1965

02-03-10, 06:57

I have lived here in Asuncion for more than two years now and have great respect for the women and the country.

Yes if you want threesomes you can go to Cafe Arena and get it really cheap or if you want to go to any apartment for the pros they will help your whim any time. The non pros will more than likely not participate but that is normal in most Catholic countries like Paraguay. When you do find a non pro they will make you very happy because they really are the best under the sheets than any other women that I have met thru out the world. I am sure glad that Paraguay is a long ways away from the tourist spots because the women really don't know how incredibly beautiful they are. They arent stuck up like the surrounding countries.

I think why the women here are so aggresive is because of the Chaco war and also if you look around the women are hot and the men are fat.

Gabtar

02-06-10, 03:19

I just spent 2 months in Asuncion and I'd like to share my views, and comment on some of the other reports. Just for the record I loved it, and intend to return for 4-6 months each year.

One observation, if you don't speak Spanish to an intermediate level, and by that I mean if you only know the basics but can't conjugate the common verbs at least for the tenses ¨I do, I will do, I could do, I did, I used to do, and Do it! ¨ then you won't appreciate Paraguay. Hardly anyone speaks any english at all. Learn some spanish somewhere else then come here. If you don't understand what those conjugations mean then you don't know enough spanish to come here unescorted.

I came with intermediate spanish, and I also studied for 6 weeks at a spanish school called Idipar, in Manduvera, near Colon, 81K for 3 hr private lesson. Cheapest in South America, and only 3 blocks from Deseos, if you want that after-school relaxation therapy.

My reasons for loving Asuncion and Paraguay.

Very laid back and friendly. It might be the heat but no-one was agressive, up-themselves or unfriendly. I hired a car for 3 weeks, and even the drivers, while only giving a cursory think about obeying the road rules, did everything politely. I hardly ever heard a horn blow in anger.

Not full of tourists. Yes it is dirty and a bit boring, but it isn't overrun like Cusco, Foz de Iguazu, Buenos Aires, or Rio, and the prices reflect that. Travel outside Asuncion by car. It is a truly beautiful country, green, subtropical, fresh fruit for sale everywhere, picturesque mountain scenes, villages full of germans or italians. The lack of tourist infastructure means so much is unreachable by public transport, and there are only a few tour operators working. To visit the waterfalls and splendour in the national parks you need a vehicle. The locals all know where to go, and its like a code that has to be cracked. The 450km drive to Filadelfia in the Chaco is said to be boring and barren. I found it full of people trying to survive, gas stations every 60km or so, and with a countryside of suprising beauty. I never felt bored, either going out or back. Filadelfia itself can't be described, just experienced.

Although it is definitely a 3rd world country, they are trying, and it is definitely more modern that Peru, Ecuador or Bolivia in a lot of ways, but not so much as Chile or Argentina, making it for me just the right mix. Also, for me, and it must be the German influence, but they sell a decent sausage, not like the rubbish you get in Argentina.

I found sitting outside the Lido Bar with a beer that comes in an ice bucket about 5 in the afternoon, watching the passing parade and the flag lowering ceremony over the road at the Parthenon to be just the thing after a long day.

Cheap. I stayed at the Palmas del Sol hotel for about $25 per night, negotiated down from $37 because of my length of stay. Chica friendly, clean, with air conditioning and fridge in the rooms, the best breakfast feast in South America and a cheap restaurant at night if you want it. I took a number of different chicas there without fuss and nothing but a smile from everyone.

I have also stayed at La Espanola, cheap, cleanish, average breakfast, with air-conditioning for 80K GS per night. Chica friendly, but because I paid for a single room every time I brought a chica back they charged me an extra 40K, even if it was for an hour. That was a year ago.

Go to any of the shopping centres during the week, like Shopping del Sol, Villa Morra or Paseo Carmelitis, and you could fire a shotgun and hurt no-one. Why: because they cater to the 5% with money, and they only come out at weekends. If you want to find the real paraguayan people go to Mercado Cuatro. Some people find it overwhelming or unfriendly. I found it intriguing and fascinating. The little alleyways, the mix of people and things for sale. I had a good haircut in a salon near the meat section for $3 and it was as good as any anywhere else. I also bought clothes, Cds, a mobile phone (with genuine 8 day warranty), and heaps of other stuff. I also never wore anything expensive or too dressy. Of course people looked at me, but all I did was say "hola, hace demasiado calor, si" and they all smiled and answered me back.

Try riding the colectivos for a new experience. Getting on an off in the microsecond the driver takes to change gears is a lesson well learnt; likewise watching the driver steer, change gears and drink terere at the same time; the venders jumping on and off selling a glass of cold coke or sprite for 25cents, fresh fruit etc etc; but at least you can pay with a note and get change, try that in Buenos Aires, Santiago or Sydney. I bought a colectivo guidebook in one of the bookshops in Plaza Uruguay, but normally everyone knows where all the colectivos go. For example my hotel told me to take a No 30 to get to my spanish school, doorstep to almost doorstep for 2100GS, and the school told me a No 23 or 24 would get me back, also 2100GS. 2100GS will also get you to the nearby towns if you want to.

As already posted, cars are not cheap, but that is because there is hardly a middle class here. You either have money for a car or you don't. Cars retain their value. Look at it from the glass half full aspect, when you want to sell your car it will still be worth about the same as when you bought it. Try that in any 1st world country. My teacher at spanish school said the cheaper car yards are near the intersection of Santa Teresa and M. Lopez. There are also expensive car yards there as well, but there's a lot of them.

Cheap pussy.

The paraguayan girls are gorgeous. It must be the mix of southern european and indigenous, but they are outstanding. I wasn't looking for a girlfriend so I personally visited and can vouch for the following privados. I won't comment on most individual girls because everyones taste is different. I didn't have a single bad experience, a couple of average ones perhaps, but in the whole excellent.

Deseos. 14 de Mayo 1008. Easy, clean, 120, 000GS per hour. I had 5 girls there and repeated with all of them

Valkiries Azara 905 Up the stairs, 1st door on left, clean 120K per hour, Excellent

El Eden Azara 495 Top of the stairs, 200K per hour, poss. Gringo pice

Claus II Tte Farina 1442 Top of the stairs, 120K per hour. Lorena was perfect for me and on a couple of occasions came to my hotel for 300K per hour.

P2K Azara 1340 walk in, 100K per hour, a bit dark and the bed was collapsing. The girl was enthusiastic

Hot Girl Eusyabo Ayala 326. 3rd block on the right after the road becomes 6 lanes wide and changes name from Pettirossi at Mercado 4. Walk in. 120K per hour. Beautiful girls.

Ceci Productions 2 girls with the best breasts in Asuncion. I'm not supplying the address. Look her up on asunsex and ring for directions. 300K per hour, reflecting the area. I repeated a number of times, even at the price.

I didn't go to any nightclubs so I can't comment. For the record Í'm Australian, 56, and Í'm well over loud music and drunks late at night.

It's a country well worth getting to know, slowly, at their pace, with a thermos and mug of terere.

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Jerkus

02-09-10, 01:41

Great report Gabtar, thanks for sharing!

I went to Asuncion two years ago and I loved it.

Your report brought back a lot of memories, I will def be going back!

Nyc Expat

02-10-10, 21:43

Gabtar. Enjoyed your comments. Could not agree with you more.
While I stayed in South Brazil for 1½ years in a town with 80K population, I went to town to get out amongst the local folks. Nothing but positive experiences for me while my GF was working or unable to accompany me. Everyone smiled. Of course some people knew whom I was. There goes the rich American, haha. The young supermarket and clothing stores girls are easy pickings. So regardless what country and city you're mongering in, it's to your advantage to get out and not just hiberate in a hotel until 10 PM evenings.

Moscow City

02-23-10, 00:51

Hello, guys,

I need your advice. In March go for one week to asuncion. I m planning to visit brothels during the week and normal discos and bars during the week-end. Could you advise me the best brothel in Asuncion and some discos where I can meet normal, local girls. Also I think I can meet nice girls in shopping centre, like latin girls very much, even learned spanish for this reason.

Northern Guy

02-23-10, 15:25

Interesting posts, especially since they cover more than only where to fuck for what price. Im going to Asuncion and Sao Paulo in May, just for eight days alltogether. My priority (except experiencing the cities in general) are non-pros, with gfe as a back-up. Last choice are stripclubs. Casas are no option. My questions:

1. What stripclubs would you recommend atm, with hot chicas and possible for more?

2. How is nightlife on Wednesdays and Thursdays? Im arriving on a wednesday, will probably go to Sao Paulo on Friday or Saturday.

3. Im thinking Wednesday-Friday in Asuncion, then Friday-Thursday in Sao Paulo. Sounds ok? Or should I spend friday night in Asuncion as well, postponing my SP trip one day?

I speak some spanish (easy conversations), I am early thirties and look ok. I will definately try to pick up non-pros at malls, bars and so on.

Gabtar

02-27-10, 13:24

Guys, there is no one answer to your questions.

Read the forums, and the excellent 2008 Asuncion List, work out whether you are staying in the center or Villa Mora, look at asunsex.com.au, and take it from there.

Alpha Alemán

03-04-10, 09:18

Whats up guys,

I realised that I wrote a bit of bullsh*t earlier here.

I believe I first had to find my place here. Lack of experience etc

Right now I am starting to get the true feeling of living in PY, because Iam no longer living in a Hotel but in a Familys house, with Mother, Grandmother, Son and a few other guests. I life there for less than 50 Euro per Month. And I don't know but I somehow love the experience.

Its very impressive, you get to know a life where you wash your clothes by hands or where you will see an empty refrigerator with bottles of cold water instead Coke, Fanta or Juice.

I use a lot of money for playing poker almost daily at Cyberking Internetcafe. (14 de Mayo, next to Supercentro and Stripclub "Playboy") So you will most likely find me sitting there lots of times.

You are right that the women here are shy and conservative, but in a different way than lets say a german woman, who is not rarely full of herself and strongly believes in emanzipation and equality in a relationship. (which means taking control over the male) Paraguayas are still mostly caring women, the way every man loves their women to B.

I must admit there can be even good experiences with Putas here. You pay 500. 000 (about 110 Dollar) and get a whole night with MANY of the girls. Take them to the club and get a bit of girlfriend- or at least one night stand feeling. Even better, get two and a suite at Hotel Guarani for a night, with Jacuzzi and bang them both and you have your amazing threesome. Full night. Still cheaper than anywhere else in the world. And most likely better.

No worrys, no problems the day after.

But still nothing beats being successful at picking up a regular chica at the Shopping Mall, Discotheka, or. Wait. Here at Cyberking (why not? Haha.) I just still need to improve my castellano a lot more, combined with money nothing here can stop the evil german kid

Well, so what else can I say? I just love the Paraguayas, they make perfect wifes. It seems I lost my corazon here. (and someone else)

Good luck for the search to everyone, the journey seems hard but beatable, by time.

Saludos,

Manuel

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Jon32

03-07-10, 23:38

How long you plan on staying for? The women there sound very nice, and sound like they make good wives like you say. Much better then these European women I'm dealing with now. Hope to make a trip down there end of year.

Elproff

04-12-10, 10:48

Hey Alpha Alaman,

I should really subscribe to the forum and then I can send you a PM- but hey $20 yanqui dollar will go a long way in PY!

I'll be in Asunción in 2 weeks, I know a couple of Paraguayan people there but no expats so if you want to meet up that would be cool. I am really chilled and speak good Spanish. I'm staying for a while looking for teaching work.

I can come past your poker hang out. I even remember the street where it is I think.

Saludos tb,

Elproff

Alpha Alemán

04-17-10, 16:38

Well my Notebook got stolen 2 months ago The fat retard from Mercado 4 promised me to repair the keyboard and I agreed to leave the Notebook for insurance for his Cedular in exchange to have some kind of security. A huge mistake as I learned later as he just disappeared to Lambare and is never heard again. Then I learned that a Cedular in Paraguay is worth nothing and he can just apply for a new one which costs basically nothing. But my Notebook cost "something". *angry*

So Iam still with his Cedular in my wallet but didnt care to inform the police because they are lazy with such issues - Its not even worth it.

Cyberking was the Solucion the last 2 months but Iam getting a new Notebook including a 12 months contract with Personal (local phone and internet service) I pay about 70 $ monthly for Internet + Notebook.

Kind of expensive in the end but doesnt hurt me so much because I dont have to pay about 500 $ for a Notebook at once.

Courcheval

04-24-10, 17:52

Benefiting from the first day of lower automn temperatures, I went visiting a few clubs I liked last time I visited Asuncion.

My first reflex was to go back to where I had the best experience: Babylonia (Azara 1270). I fled after 2 minutes. The place was noisy with aggressive music. The madame fairly unpleasant, girls looked uneasy with too much make up. I DO NOT advise this place any more.

Getting lazy, I looked for other places nearby on the map. The place on Azara 1340 was being rebuilt, no privado there any more. I went the next place on Azara 1565: Elite Producciones.

I never went there before. A nice little house with a white neon outside to allow its identification. When I rang the guy atending was half asleep (siesta time). There were two girls available, so I didn't expect much. I was a bit put off by my visit at Babilonia and came mainly out of curiosity. But that second girl, petite indigenous type, retained my attention. There was something in her smile, behaviour which made me instantly confortable and attracted.

And boy, was I right! She made me melt. An explosion of sensuality, softness, tenderness. She knew perfectly how, where and when without any need of explanation. She had the manual, as if she could feel what I was feeling, read inside me like an open book. Perfectly connected. One hour in a living dream. I wanted to go on for another hour, I could have stayed all my life there, but she had to go to university. I ll repeat and repeat and. (120M/h)

A bit frustrated, I went downtown to the other place I knew from my previous visit: Deseos Agency. Same atmosphere as 2 years ago. There were 8 girls on the list, I chose a false blond with blue lenses but firm body. The bathroom was still in unattractive condition but the bedroom improved, with more luxurious sheets.

The girl tried a "150k" price/h (gringo price). When I looked at her with surprise, she specified "completo". I replied the price I was informed was "120k" and she immediatly lowered it to the standard price, claiming that new price was starting that specific day; o)

The experience was all in all fairly nice. At start, the touch was too mecanical, but with some encouragement, she started to concentrate on her pleasure and things got naturally wilder till she reached what I felt as a genuine orgasm.

When treated nicely, paraguayan girls give you the best they can. I profundly respect them for their emotional generosity.

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Bobbybjack

04-28-10, 22:14

Courcheval,

Do you remember the girl at Elite? Did she have green contacts? Do you remember her name? There was a petite girl there with large natural breasts that was awesome. Just wondering if she is still there.

Benefiting from the first day of lower automn temperatures, I went visiting a few clubs I liked last time I visited Asuncion.

My first reflex was to go back to where I had the best experience: Babylonia (Azara 1270). I fled after 2 minutes. The place was noisy with aggressive music. The madame fairly unpleasant, girls looked uneasy with too much make up. I DO NOT advise this place any more.

Getting lazy, I looked for other places nearby on the map. The place on Azara 1340 was being rebuilt, no privado there any more. I went the next place on Azara 1565: Elite Producciones.

I never went there before. A nice little house with a white neon outside to allow its identification. When I rang the guy atending was half asleep (siesta time). There were two girls available, so I didn't expect much. I was a bit put off by my visit at Babilonia and came mainly out of curiosity. But that second girl, petite indigenous type, retained my attention. There was something in her smile, behaviour which made me instantly confortable and attracted.

And boy, was I right! She made me melt. An explosion of sensuality, softness, tenderness. She knew perfectly how, where and when without any need of explanation. She had the manual, as if she could feel what I was feeling, read inside me like an open book. Perfectly connected. One hour in a living dream. I wanted to go on for another hour, I could have stayed all my life there, but she had to go to university. I ll repeat and repeat and. (120M/h)

A bit frustrated, I went downtown to the other place I knew from my previous visit: Deseos Agency. Same atmosphere as 2 years ago. There were 8 girls on the list, I chose a false blond with blue lenses but firm body. The bathroom was still in unattractive condition but the bedroom improved, with more luxurious sheets.

The girl tried a "150k" price/h (gringo price). When I looked at her with surprise, she specified "completo". I replied the price I was informed was "120k" and she immediatly lowered it to the standard price, claiming that new price was starting that specific day; o)

The experience was all in all fairly nice. At start, the touch was too mecanical, but with some encouragement, she started to concentrate on her pleasure and things got naturally wilder till she reached what I felt as a genuine orgasm.

When treated nicely, paraguayan girls give you the best they can. I profundly respect them for their emotional generosity.

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Peterko

06-20-10, 14:38

As I will arrive in Asuncion late at night, I just like to know if there are still streetwalkers available around midnight.

Alpha Alemán

06-22-10, 06:27

Sure. Practically everywhere on Friday Nights or also Saturdays.

Plaza Uruguaya in the Centro is a trustworthy place.

Also the Streets Palma and Mexico.

There are even Amateur girls who just suddenly DECIDE they need some money and / or sex.

They will just stand by at a side of a street. If u like one, be quick. Amateurs usually get picked up within 3 Minutes. I saw it more than once in front of my eyes.

A good tactic in my oppinion is, if you just talk to a girl and some random dude comes along with the car is, to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) him off and claim shes your girlfriend. Since you are a gringo they will be afraid to get involved into troubles with you. Thats how its done in Asuncion.

Well I didnt pick any girl up so far, Iam into slightly thicker girls (not fat ones, but Cynthia Bang or Soraya style Big Booty Mamitas) Hard to find Street *****s which I find sexually interesting but there are still the local places. Full of women of my taste..

Saludos,
Manuel

Peterko

06-24-10, 18:48

What about the days during the week? Unfortunately I arrive on a wednesday night. Will I find that day something as well or will I have to contact one of the 24 hour-agencies?

Razor

06-25-10, 18:20

Peterko,
The weekdays are about the same, less girls, but you will find some few
in Palma and around, mostly just want short time, but if you´re lucky you
will able to get overnight. Good luck.

Razor

Alpha Alemán

07-05-10, 13:56

If you pay just enough, you can ALWAYS have overnight action. LOL

Alpha Alemán

08-20-10, 19:41

Whats new guys?

No new reports here, the Forum seems dead just like my Love Life : (

At least my Bankroll is going up steady, no brag but Poker is a insane goldcow to melk, once you are getting better at it and play higher limits :D

Personally I dont know what will happen if I stay here, Money doesnt really help me so much with the girls.

It feels stupid actually that Iam still here, I have no one which I care about (girlfriend, family, real friends etc), my mother lives in Canada my Father in Germany. Iam just living here for small bucks and all Iam doing is adding money because it became so easy now. Why?!

Guess Iam still in search to get a real Life *sigh*

BTW, I just figured out that many Paraguayos are "Gay", got offers from young guys right here in the Cybercafe and you can tell Iam not entirely proud of it.

Saludos,
The Lost Gringo ;)

Montanaland

08-20-10, 20:55

Hey Alpha Alemán,

It sounds like you have pretty nice gig. I'm actually going to load up my trading account and switch from my day job to a night job so I can trade. While implementing my exit plan similiar to yours.

You can actually teach english online to the Chinese ($5hr) and russians($10) for about 1k.

To spice up your sex life may I recommend you try out the Universities and market your tutoring services? The ladies can always pay with something!

Alpha Alemán

08-21-10, 13:47

You mean the girls at the Universities in Asuncion are willing to sleep with me for money?

Haha, dont think so.

Its even hard for me to talk to them, because they are always in small groups and they are very shy when they see a gringo and usually go away.

Its even hard in the Club, because good looking girls are usually surrounded by men. (boyfriend or just normal friends)

In the end Iam left with Putas and I feel not satisfied about it.

Golfinho

08-21-10, 17:54

Ticoyo1965

08-22-10, 18:34

Ssnatch

09-13-10, 03:29

Hi All,

I've been reading through the boards in preparation for a trip to Asuncion next week. Its great that you all have listed some addresses, but in general, how does one know how to find these privados? I saw one post that referenced some sort of sign? I know when I was in Korea, the magic sign was a double barber poll. What about in Asuncion?

Also, I will be spending a lot of my day time working, and I will have my evenings free. From the sounds of things, many of these places close down in the evening. For a non-spanish speaking gringo, are there independents or "agencies" for lack of a better term, that I can work with for outcall appointments to my hotel? Or is the best way really to go to the privados?

Thanks!

Alpha Alemán

09-17-10, 11:30

Asuncion is one of the craziest city's and I never struck out there! You could almost go any where if you were a gringo and get laid.

They have the most incredible women in all of latin america and at a drop of a hat they will take care of you!

I lived there for three years and would go back in a heart beat.

So, I see you were more lucky than Iam?

May I ask which places did you found successful to pick up?

Sorry to post another "whine post" but..

Iam here 2 years already and my experience was, that being a Gringo is overrated and Paraguay just isnt the same as Argentina.

It seems they dont feel comfortable around more wealthy people and I usually get ignored.

Maybe its also because of my age (20+), maybe Iam too young for "bride search" and the hot young girls can be seen with dirty old men and it gives me the creeps! :(

The city is terrible dirty and I didnt get local pussy so I dont see myself sticking around for another year so I already plan to leave End of this year.

If u want the REALLY hot girls, u need to open a Couple anyways, because the sexiest Chicks are always around with their guys, who not rarely happen to be some poor Paraguayo, who I dont see on my level.

But whatever, if u have the guts to talk to a Couple and offer 100 $ maybe u might get a hot girl finally. But there is always still the option that she rejects/ignores you if she doesnt feel comfortable....and since shes with her boyfriend/husband......

Generally said, I have the impression that Paraguayas feel comfortable around "their kind" and thats basically it.

Maybe Iam just too dumb for interracial relationships, tho.

Then again I met a guy from Argentina, who just said that if ur a European guy Buenos Aires would be a much better place to live, because women adore Gringos 1000x more than in Asuncion.

I believe him, but right now I just want to see Germany again, and try to figure out how to approach women more efficiently.

Good Luck to fellow Gringos here, though.

Saludos,
Manuel

Jon32

09-17-10, 12:12

So, I see you were more lucky than Iam?

May I ask which places did you found successful to pick up?

Sorry to post another "whine post" but..

Iam here 2 years already and my experience was, that being a Gringo is overrated and Paraguay just isnt the same as Argentina.

It seems they dont feel comfortable around more wealthy people and I usually get ignored.

Maybe its also because of my age (20+), maybe Iam too young for "bride search" and the hot young girls can be seen with dirty old men and it gives me the creeps! :(

The city is terrible dirty and I didnt get local pussy so I dont see myself sticking around for another year so I already plan to leave End of this year.

If u want the REALLY hot girls, u need to open a Couple anyways, because the sexiest Chicks are always around with their guys, who not rarely happen to be some poor Paraguayo, who I dont see on my level.

But whatever, if u have the guts to talk to a Couple and offer 100 $ maybe u might get a hot girl finally. But there is always still the option that she rejects/ignores you if she doesnt feel comfortable....and since shes with her boyfriend/husband......

Generally said, I have the impression that Paraguayas feel comfortable around "their kind" and thats basically it.

Maybe Iam just too dumb for interracial relationships, tho.

Then again I met a guy from Argentina, who just said that if ur a European guy Buenos Aires would be a much better place to live, because women adore Gringos 1000x more than in Asuncion.

I believe him, but right now I just want to see Germany again, and try to figure out how to approach women more efficiently.

Good Luck to fellow Gringos here, though.

Saludos,
Manuel

There's a lot of countries close by that you can try if you hate it so much. 2 years seems like a long time when there is the option to go anytime you like.

Ssnatch

09-20-10, 21:16

Thought I'd share with the group that I've arrived, and had my first excursion out into the city on my own. My Spanish language skills is limited to "No Habla Espanol" but I managed to find my way to Deseos and spent a nice hour with Nicol.

Despite the language barrier, we had a good time. I think she was a bit amused at my inability to communicate effectively, but once things got going, no words were really necessary. Afterwards with Google translation tools and my phone, I was able to express some thoughts to her delight.

http://www.hot.com.py/escorts/deseos-agency/nicol/nicol-escort.html

120.000 Gs 1 hour

Jaimito Cartero

09-25-10, 02:08

I was in need for a good massage, so used W69's list for masaje. The address listed for the place I went to Johr, is actually 296 Piribebuy, although the cards they have do list the 269 address. It's a barber shop type place, with the massage place next door. Usually the entrance is closed to the massage place, so you enter through the barber shop itself. They often keep the door locked, so you may need to knock for entry.

I had Mabel, a 27 yo chunky chica. I didn't ask the price until I got in the room, and was quoted 80k. I was a bit surprised by this, and mentioned the 50k price quoted in the report. She quickly changed the price to 60k, which at least seemed in the ballpark.

I went through a couple of dark corridors, and finally into a very dark room with a few different massage rooms. Only a very dim blue light was on. The room itself had a decent bed, at least.

Got a halfway decent massage, although not much attention to the legs, which is usually the area that I need the most work on. I mentioned it, but didn't seem to get much more work on them.

She concentrated on the back for the most part. I was au naturale for the massage, but didn't get any offer of relax, or anything else, which was fine.

Overall, massage was decent, but not up to the great massages I get in Buenos Aires. I'd rate it at a 5 1/2 out of 10.

Jaimito Cartero

09-25-10, 02:22

After getting my massage, I decided to look around a bit, and perhaps pick up a sim card for my phone. There was a mall down the street from the massage place, so I looked around a bit. Got a quick burger at Burger King, and mapped out some of the privados from the list, on the free map from my hotel.

I saw that Deseos was pretty close, so walked there. Saw a bunch of guys, including a cop or security guard hanging at the pulperia on the corner. Made me a bit nervous, but no need for that.

Rang the bell, and a guy came and answered the door. A chica came and explained the prices (70k 30 min, 100k 45 min, 120k 60 min). The guy came back and gave me a laminated sheet in english that just told the 120k price, and said that all sex included oral sex, anal and vaginal sex.

I got a quick lineup with 4 chicas. They left quickly, and I asked if that was all the chicas there. A minute later, they added two more chicas, and had them all come in again.

All looked pretty doable. Of late, I'm looking for petite chicas, with smaller tits, so Nicol was the closest to my ideal. Her face had some acne problems, and she didn't seem too friendly in the lineup, but for 120k, I won't be out much if it doesn't work.

Went up the stairs, and then the room. Very basic bed, with just a 6" foam mattress, I'd say. She left me in the room, and said she'd be back. 10 minutes later, she comes back. Later when I asked how much time we had, she counted from the time we entered the room, which I thought a bit much.

She seemed pretty relaxed, but just laid on the bed next to me. LFK, and a little random kissing, but nothing too exciting. I had to prompt her after 10 minute to take the bra and panty off.

She said she's 20yo, and has an 18 month old baby at home. Pretty petite, with A cup breasts. Shaved pussy, with moderate to large pussy lips. Likes DATY, and seemed pretty juicy.

Started a CBJ, and I tried to convince her for a BBBJ, but didn't get anywhere. Does a decent enough job, but only sucks for a minute each time before she switches to a handjob.

She didn't seem to enjoy FUTB, so not sure how she'd handle completo.

Body 7.5, face 5.5, attitude 6. I might repeat if I was bored, but probably not on this trip.

Jaimito Cartero

09-25-10, 11:44

For those looking for massage only, there seems to be a lot in the city. Most beauty salons seem to offer it. The other place I stopped in had one for 55k, the other with aromatherapy oil at 60k.

I'll try to check some others out during my trip.

Jaimito Cartero

09-27-10, 05:42

Wanted something to eat late night, and my hotel, the Crowne Plaza, didn't seem to want to serve most of the stuff on their late night room service menu.

They recommended a club across the street. 904. Seems like a decent place, lots of interesting bar type food. They have a non-smoking bar area, which is nice. I was there quite late, and lots of groups there. I'll probably go back another night and see if there's any possibility of non-pro action.

Hours seem to be 5pm-2am. Might be 3am closing on Friday/Saturday. Closed Sunday.

Paid $9 for a huge appetizer combo. Breaded beef, chicken, fries, onion rings, spicy mini-sausages and some sort of potato balls, I think.

Jaimito Cartero

09-30-10, 15:40

Went to this privado earlier in the week. It's just a block from my hotel, so easy to find.

Only 2 girls were available when I arrived in mid afternoon. Celeste, a tallish, small boob, blonde, with a little bit of a tummy pooch, and Vanessa, 25 year old morocha. Medium height, C cup. Not skinny, but well proportioned. They said another chica would be done in 10 minutes. I waited.

The waiting room was okay, but annoying techno/pop music was playing a little too loud.

The 3rd chica, Barbie came out in 15 minutes. Similar to Celeste, but no tummy pooch, and a bit hotter looking. She seemed a bit aloof, so I passed. I chose Vanessa. Before making the selection, I made sure she did bbbj.

I decided to just take the 30 minute option for 70k.

She was a good choice. DFK, DATY and BBBJ were all on the menu. A decent session. Not the hottest girl there, but she performed well.

There was one other chica working, kind of a chunky morocha. Not sure of her name.

They did mention that they are 24 hours.

Jaimito Cartero

10-02-10, 13:21

Decided to take the bus to save on taxi fare to some Esubio Ayala privados since they were multiples in a small area.

Stood at a bus stop, and read the route, so finally hopped on one. I had looked up the location on a map in my ipod, so knew the cross street to get off. Sounds like a good idea, eh? Of course it didn't work out right. Didn't go on Esubio Ayala (maybe it was on the return route that it did, or I missed it). Finally saw the cross street that my map said, and got off. By the main bus station. For those who know the area, I was way off. I did get a good little tour though.

So, I take a taxi to the right area. I stop at 270 first. Try the 1st floor apt #7. Girl answers door, but says they're not working until 6pm. (It was 4pm) I go to the bottom floor, and try apt #3. A chica answers it, and lets me in. In a minute one other chica comes in. Says her name is Pat, and is the only one working.

Prices are 60k 30 minutes, 100k for an hour. I'm not excited about only one chica, but decide what the hell. I go for half an hour.

We go to the room, and it's a fucked up bed. Kind of hard, lumpy and creaks when you get on it. I pay 100k, and wait for my change. She brings back my 40k.

She starts to disrobe, and has B cup tits, and a bit of a tummy with a C section scar. Shaved pussy.

She's a No girl. No kissing, no BBBJ, no DATY. I see this session going south quickly.

I get her to start a CBJ, and she complains about how horrid the condom tastes. I tell her to take the condom off, then. She says she won't do that either. At most she sucks for 30 seconds and then stops and just tries to give me a hand job. No thanks.

After about 15 minutes of really not getting anywhere, I decide to cut my losses, and just take off. There are other girls that work here, at other times so perhaps you'll find someone better, but I'd take it off my list. Considering the price of this place compared to other places, it's just not worth it.

The apartment complex is pretty rough. Just a narrow entrance between some furniture stores. A number of guys just hanging around in the hall, which made me a bit nervous, but no problems.

From here, I went to 326 Esubio Ayala 326 (Hot girl Productions). It's about 4pm. It's a ground floor unit, I think there may be other units here, but its the one directly in front. There's a "Hot" sticker on the door.

Seems like a very nice setup. Comfortable couches, some artwork and stuff. Not fancy, but nice. A guy lets me in, but says there is only one chica available. I said I'd see her. Looked like a nice 20 yo brunette. Certainly fuckable. However, after the previous place with only one chica, I decided I wanted more selection. They said they'd be a lot more chicas in the evening.